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Boone?
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Yes, General?
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I'm going into the next office.
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Yes, sir.
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Damn it.
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My name is Bob Wilton. I'm a journalist.
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Part of my job
is finding where a story begins.
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If you were looking at my story,
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you might think it began
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when I got a job at
the Ann Arbor Daily Telegram.
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Or you might think it began
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when I married
my college sweetheart Debora.
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But you'd be wrong
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because the real story of my life
began a few years back,
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when my editor sent me
to interview a local guy
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he'd heard on a talk radio show.
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The guy claimed to have
some kind of psychic powers,
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that he could travel with just his mind
anywhere he wanted.
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He called it remote viewing.
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The man's name was Gus Lacey.
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What have you seen lately?
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Lately I've been watching
the Loch Ness Monster
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in Scotland, England... Thanks, Mom.
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And it turns... I've got it, I've got it.
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Mom, I've got it. Thank you.
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Turns out...
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it's the ghost of a dinosaur.
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Okay. Wow.
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So when did this all start for you, Gus?
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It started when I was a kid.
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Gus told me that back in the '80s,
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he was part of a top-secret unit
that got their training in the Army,
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in a program sanctioned
by the highest levels of government.
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When I asked him
what the purpose of this unit was,
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- he said...
- We were psychic spies, mainly.
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That was our initial tasking.
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Once they realized
what they were sitting on,
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we were trained to kill animals.
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What, with your...
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With our minds, that is correct.
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Just by staring at them.
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What kind of animals?
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One of our units stopped the heart of a goat.
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Wow.
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The power they unleashed in us.
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Last week, I killed my hamster.
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You want to see?
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There. Look.
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You ever seen a hamster do that before?
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I never owned a hamster, Gus, before, so...
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Just look. Look.
See the way it's glaring at its wheel?
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Yeah, I guess our hamster-owning readers
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would know what's aberrant behavior
and what... what's...
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Oh, shit, shit, shit, he's down.
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Yeah, he's down.
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At this point I'd been staring at him
for about three hours.
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Bizarre, right?
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What does that... It didn't die.
You said you killed it.
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Yeah, well, Mom said no.
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She said "Don't show him the hamster dying.
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Show him the tape where the hamster
acts bizarre instead."
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You should have seen the Skipper at work.
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- Who's the Skipper?
- Lyn Cassady.
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After Bill, he was the most gifted
psi-guy I ever met.
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He was like an occult force.
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He runs a dance studio now.
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The little man inside me
dismissed Lacey as a nut.
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You know the little man.
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He's the one who says
"Keep your head down.
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"Stay in your little town, your little job.
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"You're a lucky guy.
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"Your wife loves you.
You have everything you want.
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You're not looking for some great adventure."
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But then, one day,
when you least expect it...
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the great adventure finds you.
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Ron's sudden death
was the catalyst for everything.
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Debora told me later that it had been
like a wake-up call for her,
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what people used to call a memento mori.
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Ron's massive coronary had reminded her
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that life was just too short
to waste any chance of true happiness
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and that his death had helped her
put everything in perspective.
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A week after the funeral,
she left me for my editor.
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It seemed like such a tragedy at the time.
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We couldn't see beyond our little lives
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to the great events of history
unfolding out there in the world.
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I was like a child or a Hobbit,
safe in the Shire.
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Or a blond farm boy
on a distant desert planet,
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unaware that he was already
taking the first steps
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on a path that would lead him
relentlessly towards the heart
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of a conflict between the forces
of good and evil.
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Americans are a resolute people
who have risen to every test of our time.
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Adversity has revealed
the character of our country to the world...
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Had I known where that path would lead,
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had a soft wind from my future
brought me the name of Bill Django,
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I might never have gone.
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But as it was, I did what so many men
have done throughout history
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when a woman has broken their heart.
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I went to war.
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� We are young, we run green �
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� Keep our teeth nice and clean �
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� See our friends, see the sights �
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� Feel all right �
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� We wake up, we go out �
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� Smoke a fag, put it out �
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� See our friends, see the sights �
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� Feel all right �
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� Are we like you? �
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� I can't be sure �
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� Of the scene as she turns �
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� We are strange in our worlds �
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� But we are young, we get by �
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� Can't go mad, ain't got time �
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� Sleep around if we like �
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� We're all right �
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� Got some cash, bought some wheels �
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� Took it out 'cross the fields �
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� Lost control, hit a wall �
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� But we're all right �
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� Are we like you? �
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� I can't be sure �
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� Of the scene as she turns �
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� We are strange in our worlds �
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� But we are young, we run green �
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� Keep our teeth nice and clean �
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� See our friends, see the sights �
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� Feel all right �
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So have you seen any combat?
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Yeah, no, it's...
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Well, I won't lie to you, Debora.
It's been pretty damn hairy.
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Yeah. We've been watching it on Fox.
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Yeah, but it's not...
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I've seen things that you shouldn't...
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you know?
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I don't even know why you're there.
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Well, I think it's important people
get an accurate picture of what's...
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- What?
- Ready to go?
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...what's happening.
- Yeah.
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So what, is that... is that Dave?
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Yeah. He says hi.
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Well, that's...
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Is he going to get his stuff out of here?
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That's...
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I got to go.
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We're moving out. We're heading up north
to cover the fighting there.
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Wait, Bob. Just so you...
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So what's a useful phrase?
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- "La tuplic, ana sahafi."
- Sahafi.
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What does that mean?
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Don't shoot. I'm a reporter.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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I'd been waiting for a month
for permission to cross the border into Iraq.
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All that time, I'd seen
the embedded war correspondents
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coming back, swapping stories.
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They all ignored me.
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I had to get into Iraq somehow,
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or I would never again
be able to face myself, my wife,
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or that one-armed fuck-head Dave.
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DeWitt Resources, out of Arkansas.
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That's right. We make trash cans.
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You're here for the conference, right?
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Looking for a contract.
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I guess.
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What's your pitch?
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Well, we're real cheap.
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Bob Wilton.
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Skip.
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You mind if I...
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No.
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So you're from Arkansas.
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No.
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Been here long?
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No.
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Be careful what you wish for.
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I wanted to prove myself.
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And for my sins...
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fate taught me a lesson.
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Lyn Cassady?
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Lyn Cassady.
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After Bill, he was the most gifted
psi-guy I ever met.
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Do you know Gus Lacey?
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Skip?
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Hello?
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Lyn.
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I have your hat.
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Skip?
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Hah!
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You work for Hooper?
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Hooper? No. I work
for the Ann Arbor Daily Telegram.
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How do you know about Lacey?
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I interviewed him a few months ago
for my paper.
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Little prick.
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Follow me.
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Let me ask you something.
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What color were the chairs
in the hotel bar?
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Um...
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You were there for hours.
What color were the chairs?
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Green.
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Beige. How many lights are in this room?
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A Super Soldier wouldn't have to look.
He would just know.
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Super Soldier?
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A Jedi Warrior.
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He'd know where all the lights were.
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He could walk through a room,
tell you how many power outlets there were.
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People are walking around
with their eyes closed.
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At Level 1 we were trained
to instantly absorb all details.
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What's a Jedi Warrior?
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You're looking at one.
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You're a Jedi Warrior?
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That's correct.
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I don't... What...
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I don't know what that means.
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I'm Sergeant First Class Lyn Cassady,
Special Forces, retired.
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In the '80s, I was trained at Fort Bragg
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under a secret initiative
code-named Project Jedi.
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The objective of the project
was to create Super Soldiers...
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soldiers with super powers.
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We were the first generation
of the New Earth Army.
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You've got super powers?
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That's correct.
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Wait a minute. You...
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If I'm...
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What you're saying is that you were
a psychic spy like Lacey?
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We prefer the term remote viewer.
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How does that work?
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Well, different Jedi
had different techniques.
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Mel Landau used to visualize
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packing all his troubles
into a little suitcase
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to clear his mind,
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and Steve Tuttle would recite Bible verse,
which was...
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What about you?
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I find drinking helps,
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and if I'm listening to classic rock.
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Oh, yeah? Like who?
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I like Boston. Boston usually works.
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What other powers would you practice?
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Invisibility.
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Invisibility?
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Yeah. That was Level 3.
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Like actual invisibility?
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Well, yeah, that was the goal.
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Eventually, we adapted it
to just finding a way of not being seen.
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But once you understand the linkage
between observation and reality,
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then you begin to dance with invisibility.
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Like camouflage?
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No. It's not like camouflage.
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We also practice phasing.
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Crossing from particle to wave,
from physical to energy.
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Solid objects seem to pass right through you.
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That starts with a breathing exercise.
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You go...
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And then you think black.
That's the nothingness.
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Got it? It's...
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This is... I don't know what...
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Can I be honest with you, Lyn?
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I don't know what to make of this.
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I don't know what to say.
This is amazing stuff.
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I want to...
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Uh...
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Could I write a story about this?
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Not going to happen.
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Because I've been looking for a story, Lyn.
262
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,457
I was going to write
about the rebuild contracts,
263
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,330
- but this is much better.
- Not going to happen.
264
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:30,993
All I'm saying is
we could meet tomorrow and...
265
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,731
I'm shipping out tomorrow.
266
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,136
What? You're going home?
267
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,767
Going to Iraq. I'm thinking about
partnering on a factory in Al Qaim.
268
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:38,935
Oh.
269
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:41,339
I could come.
270
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:42,846
What?
271
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,212
I could come, maybe, and...
272
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,148
I don't want to be a story.
I don't need the attention.
273
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,845
We could change names.
Stuff could stay...
274
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,649
There's a war over there, Bob.
You understand that?
275
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War.
276
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,983
I don't want to be looking out for you.
277
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,788
You wouldn't have... I look after myself.
278
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:58,421
I've been in some pretty hairy situations.
279
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I'm a journalist, Lyn. You understand?
280
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:02,694
I'm a journalist. I go where the story is.
281
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:14,138
What is this?
282
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I don't know. It's just a doodle.
283
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,214
What's the matter?
284
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Nothing.
285
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:46,771
"The U.S. Army doesn't really have any
serious alternative than to be wonderful.
286
00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:51,475
This does not represent the official position
of the United States Army at this time."
287
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,143
Bill Django.
288
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,120
Who's Bill Django?
289
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The man who wrote that book.
290
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:03,356
He said it all started when he
fell out of a helicopter in Vietnam.
291
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,056
Okay now!
292
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,620
- Out, out, out!
- Go!
293
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,327
Go, go, go, go!
294
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,096
Get moving! Move it! Move it!
295
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,072
Get down!
296
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,604
Go! Go! Move!
297
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,557
Fuck you, motherfuckers!
298
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:38,618
Hey, knock it off!
299
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:41,495
- Soldier!
- Chris! Knock it off!
300
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,297
Will you knock it off?
301
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,962
Jesus.
302
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,838
Oof!
303
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:51,739
Medic!
304
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:53,573
He'll be all right.
305
00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:54,805
All right!
306
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,043
What are you waiting for?
307
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:01,109
What the fuck? Why isn't anyone firing?
308
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,778
Fire!
309
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:08,722
Every single one of Bill's men fired high.
310
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,991
They instinctively hadn't wanted
to shoot another person.
311
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,294
Later Bill would come across a study
312
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:18,894
which revealed that only 15-20%
of fresh soldiers shot to kill.
313
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,997
The rest aimed high, didn't fire at all,
314
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,668
or pretended to be busy doing something
else.
315
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,219
I got you, sir. Stay with me, all right?
316
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:37,687
I got you. Hang in there.
317
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:54,405
Their gentleness is their strength.
318
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,275
While recovering in the hospital,
319
00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:04,815
Bill wrote to the Vice Chief of Staff
for the Army,
320
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,443
explaining that he wanted to go
on a fact-finding mission
321
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,010
to explore alternative combat tactics.
322
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,286
The Pentagon agreed
to pay his salary and expenses.
323
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,383
What Bill hadn't told the Pentagon
324
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:18,396
was that he was really looking
for the answer to his vision.
325
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,659
How could his men's gentleness,
326
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,825
their general lack of interest
in killing people,
327
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,835
be turned into a strength?
328
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,997
How could love and peace help win wars?
329
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:29,665
Bill knew where to go to find out.
330
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:31,436
� Over bridge of sighs �
331
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:37,175
� To rest my eyes in shades of green �
332
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:40,514
� Under dreamin' spires �
333
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:43,555
� To Itchycoo Park, that's where I've been �
334
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,453
� What did you do there? �
335
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,492
� I got high �
336
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,117
� What did you feel there? �
337
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:51,185
� Well, I cried �
338
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:52,924
� But why the tears there? �
339
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,865
� Tell you why �
340
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,994
� It's all too beautiful �
341
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:02,404
� I feel inclined to blow my mind �
342
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:06,672
� Get hung up, feed the ducks with a bun �
343
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:10,306
� They all come out to groove about �
344
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:13,977
Bill disappeared
into the New Age Movement for six years.
345
00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:17,613
Like all shamen before him,
he had traversed the wilderness.
346
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:20,385
Now he was returning to his people
a changed man.
347
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:23,292
He brought with him his confidential report,
348
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:26,991
which he called
The New Earth Army Manual.
349
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:34,604
"The New Earth Army is a banner
under which the forces of good can gather.
350
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:39,110
"The courage and nobility of the Warrior
blended with the spirituality of the Monk.
351
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,544
"The Jedi Warrior
will follow in the footsteps
352
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:43,308
"of the great Imagineers of the past...
353
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,840
Jesus Christ, Lao Tse Tung, Walt Disney."
354
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:54,084
"The role of The New Earth Army
is to resolve conflict worldwide.
355
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:57,959
"Jedis will parachute into war zones,
utilizing sparkly eyes technique,
356
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,260
"carrying symbolic flowers and animals,
357
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,892
playing indigenous music
and words of peace."
358
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:06,096
What's... What's sparkly eyes technique?
359
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:07,604
All right, you ready?
360
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:08,662
Okay.
361
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,641
- You got it?
- Okay.
362
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,844
- You see it? You got it?
- I think I got it.
363
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,113
Yeah. Okay.
364
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:27,514
As Lyn drove on,
I wondered what the hell I was doing.
365
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,992
I wanted to go back.
366
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,824
This wasn't me. This was crazy.
367
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,955
And so was Lyn.
368
00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:34,794
But by then it was too late.
369
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,629
We'd already crossed the border.
370
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,206
What, does that direct your powers?
371
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:45,265
What?
372
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:48,336
The cone. Does it direct
your psychic powers or something?
373
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,505
No.
374
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,515
It cooks supper.
375
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,383
That's solar.
376
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,288
Utilizing the power of the universe.
377
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:01,656
No pollution, totally renewable.
378
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,718
That's New Earth Army technology.
379
00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:12,463
Pretty mind-blowing, isn't it?
380
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:17,065
First time I saw that,
I was like "What the fuck?"
381
00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:19,702
Yeah, but it...
382
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,245
What?
383
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:24,714
Well, it's just hard to believe
the Pentagon paid for this.
384
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:28,583
There's nothing in here
actually about fighting.
385
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:31,851
The New Earth Army
was tasked with preventing conflict.
386
00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:34,221
We're a force of peace, not war.
387
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,193
Bill understood
if you want to change the world,
388
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:38,889
you're going to start by changing the armies.
389
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,762
He was the guy that started
the research into non-lethals.
390
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,494
Non-lethals?
391
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:45,263
Check this out.
392
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,399
- The Predator.
- The Predator?
393
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,170
Lyn, that's just a plastic...
394
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:53,939
- Ohh!
- See? You're mine now.
395
00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:57,641
The Predator is 100% biodegradable,
it's friendly to the earth,
396
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,741
- and it can hurt you in a hundred ways.
- Fuck!
397
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:03,914
It has warrior capacities,
and it looks a little bit funny.
398
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,581
Jesus! Stop it!
399
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,648
- I bought it online.
- Fuck.
400
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:09,819
Funny thing is you could see this
laying around on the ground.
401
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,193
You would never know it had such lethality.
402
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:14,965
Eyeballs.
403
00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:19,568
Aah! Aah!
404
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:21,401
God damn it!
405
00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:27,469
Well, I guess it's officially night now.
406
00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:31,514
Piece of shit.
407
00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:54,198
I've got Crohn's.
408
00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:56,206
The steroids help.
409
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:03,140
Sometimes there's a need, Bob.
410
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,513
Sometimes people
are calling out for something.
411
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:07,609
They don't know it themselves.
412
00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:14,221
And then a man like Bill
appears out of nowhere...
413
00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:17,584
because he heard the call.
414
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:26,265
We are a hollow army, gentlemen.
415
00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:29,171
Vietnam has crushed our soul.
416
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,142
We have to dream a new America,
417
00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:36,146
an America that no longer has
an exploitative view of natural resources,
418
00:23:36,214 --> 00:23:41,242
no longer promotes consumption at all cost.
419
00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:44,811
But to achieve this dream,
420
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:49,156
we must become the first Superpower
to develop super powers.
421
00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:51,855
We must create Warrior Monks...
422
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:56,367
men and women
who can fall in love with everyone,
423
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,893
sense plant auras, pass through walls,
424
00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:05,409
stop saying mindless clich�s,
and see into the future.
425
00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:09,413
I want you to join me in this vision.
426
00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:13,611
Be all you can be.
427
00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:15,516
Among Bill's audience that day
428
00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:18,249
was a brigadier general
from the Defense Intelligence Agency,
429
00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:19,790
Dean Hopgood.
430
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:22,088
For some time,
the General had been concerned
431
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,219
with Soviet research into psychic powers.
432
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:29,632
According to some stories, the Soviets
had designed "psychotronic generators,"
433
00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:33,330
machines capable of bombarding the
President with negative energy.
434
00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:36,465
They were also conducting
sadistic experiments
435
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:39,101
to see whether animals had psychic powers.
436
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:42,578
Could they, for instance, telepathically
detect that their babies were distressed?
437
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,014
Sick bastards.
438
00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:48,552
But why did the Soviets
begin this type of research?
439
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:52,488
Well, sir, it looks like they found out
about our attempt
440
00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:55,856
to telepathically communicate
with one of our nuclear subs, the Nautilus,
441
00:24:55,927 --> 00:24:57,690
while it was under the polar cap.
442
00:24:57,762 --> 00:24:59,787
- What attempt?
- There was no attempt.
443
00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:02,197
Seems the story was a French hoax.
444
00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:03,564
But the Russians think
445
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:07,594
the story about the story being a French hoax
is just a story, sir.
446
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,299
So they've started doing psi research
447
00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:11,205
because they thought
we were doing psi research
448
00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:12,641
when we weren't doing psi research?
449
00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:14,702
Yes, sir. But now that they are
doing psi research,
450
00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:17,873
we're going to have to do psi research, sir.
451
00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:21,578
We can't afford to have the Russians
leading the field in the paranormal.
452
00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:26,886
Two weeks later, the Army adopted
the slogan "Be All You Can Be"
453
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:31,363
and appointed Bill Commander
of the first New Earth Army Battalion.
454
00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:46,936
Lyn?
455
00:25:51,016 --> 00:25:52,142
Lyn?
456
00:25:58,256 --> 00:26:01,982
Lyn!
457
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,049
What?
458
00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:06,529
Oh.
459
00:26:07,532 --> 00:26:09,227
Uh...
460
00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:11,428
Nothing. I...
461
00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:12,765
What are you doing?
462
00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:14,737
Salute to the Sun.
463
00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:18,404
All right. We're Oscar Mike.
464
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,776
That's "On the move," soldier.
465
00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:22,540
Right.
466
00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:43,127
What are you doing?
467
00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,635
Cloud bursting. Keeps me in shape.
468
00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:47,695
Really? Which one?
469
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,296
That one.
470
00:26:49,374 --> 00:26:50,739
This one?
471
00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:52,401
No. That one. The big one.
472
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,581
Isn't that one too far away?
473
00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:57,945
They're all far away.
474
00:27:06,491 --> 00:27:08,083
And it's gone.
475
00:27:14,332 --> 00:27:15,356
Ooh!
476
00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:16,730
Fuck.
477
00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:24,298
Jesus, you had, like,
the whole desert to drive in, Lyn.
478
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,310
I'm sorry about that, Bob.
479
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:29,108
Must have gotten a little bilocational there.
480
00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:32,013
I wouldn't worry about it, though.
Somebody will come along soon.
481
00:27:37,922 --> 00:27:39,048
Heads.
482
00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:40,216
Right.
483
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,652
Heads.
484
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:45,025
Right.
485
00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:48,258
What's your record at this?
486
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,267
264.
487
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,427
Tails.
488
00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:54,164
Right.
489
00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:55,729
Well, that's pr...
490
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,570
Thank you, Jesus, sweet Jesus.
491
00:28:01,646 --> 00:28:04,809
Please, please, please.
Can you help us?
492
00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:08,478
Can you help? Can you help?
We drove into a rock.
493
00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:12,922
And I wondered if you could take us
to some, like, a town or someplace.
494
00:28:14,726 --> 00:28:15,886
Can we get in?
495
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,393
Thank you. He says "Futter."
496
00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:19,760
"F-Futter," he says, so we can get in.
497
00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:20,763
Come on.
498
00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:27,034
Thank you. Thank you.
499
00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:29,596
For picking us up.
500
00:28:29,674 --> 00:28:31,141
No cars came by.
501
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:33,700
How... How far is...
502
00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:40,106
Lyn?
503
00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:44,321
- Is this...
- Yeah.
504
00:28:48,993 --> 00:28:50,187
We're going to die.
505
00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:54,656
I'm going to be killed by al Qaeda.
506
00:28:58,303 --> 00:28:59,930
I don't think they're al Qaeda.
507
00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:02,063
What the hell do you know?
508
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:03,573
You don't know.
509
00:29:03,641 --> 00:29:05,768
You don't know.
You don't know anything.
510
00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:07,971
This is all your fault.
511
00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:14,484
Bob, there's something I have to tell you.
512
00:29:14,552 --> 00:29:18,113
When I said that I was retired from the unit,
that was a lie.
513
00:29:18,189 --> 00:29:19,656
I'm on a mission.
514
00:29:19,724 --> 00:29:21,214
DeWitts is just my cover.
515
00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:22,919
I've been reactivated.
516
00:29:22,994 --> 00:29:25,895
I couldn't tell you because it's a Black Op,
517
00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:29,195
but I think you have a role to play.
I think that's why you're here.
518
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:32,498
You're an idiot.
519
00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:34,538
You know why I'm here?
520
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,870
I just wanted to get into Iraq
521
00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:42,777
so I could prove to my wife
that I wasn't a...
522
00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:44,576
And now I'm going to die.
523
00:29:44,649 --> 00:29:50,178
I'm going to die, and she's right.
I'm such a... fucking...
524
00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:52,553
Bob, have you ever heard
of optimum trajectory?
525
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,615
What?
526
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:57,717
Optimum trajectory.
527
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,430
Your life is like a river.
528
00:30:03,501 --> 00:30:05,765
If you're aiming for a goal
that isn't your destiny,
529
00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:08,067
you're always going to be swimming
against the current.
530
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:11,233
Young Gandhi wants to be a stock-car driver.
It's not gonna happen.
531
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:13,504
Little Anne Frank
wants to be a high school teacher.
532
00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:15,478
Tough titty, Anne. It's not your destiny.
533
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:19,950
But you will go on to move
the hearts and minds of millions.
534
00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:24,785
Find out what your destiny is,
and the river will carry you.
535
00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:31,352
Now, sometimes events in life
give an individual clues
536
00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:32,726
as to where their destiny lies.
537
00:30:32,797 --> 00:30:35,698
Like those little doodles
you just happened to draw?
538
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:46,639
It's the Ajna chakra, the third eye,
the symbol of the Jedi.
539
00:30:46,711 --> 00:30:48,906
When I saw that you were drawing it,
540
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:53,542
well, the universe gives you clues like that,
you don't ignore it.
541
00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:59,055
You were meant to be here with me, Bob.
542
00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:02,149
It's the Jedi in you that senses it.
543
00:31:03,161 --> 00:31:05,994
Now, I don't think that these guys
are FRLs or Mehdi Army.
544
00:31:06,064 --> 00:31:07,861
I think we're talking
standard criminals here,
545
00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:10,264
which means they're gonna
try and sell us to another group.
546
00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:11,700
We can't let that happen.
547
00:31:11,769 --> 00:31:13,202
How are we going to stop them?
548
00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:14,795
There's three of them, and they've got guns.
549
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,773
We're Jedi, Bob.
550
00:31:16,841 --> 00:31:19,105
We don't fight with guns.
We fight with our mind.
551
00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:20,405
What do you mean?
552
00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:24,915
Okay, let's say that we have no choice
but to fight these guys.
553
00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:27,008
We're going to use visual aesthetics
554
00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:31,886
to instill psychically in the enemy
the disincentive to attack.
555
00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:35,322
What do you mean?
556
00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:38,794
Okay, you pick one of them out.
You lock eyes with him.
557
00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:42,355
Then you go into this monotone,
where you would go "Mmm...
558
00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:46,494
no. I'm not going to attack you."
559
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:49,597
You relax your body and your voice.
560
00:31:51,676 --> 00:31:54,076
And you just rip out one of his eyes,
561
00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:57,876
or you get a pen and stab him in the neck
and create this fountain of blood.
562
00:31:57,949 --> 00:32:00,941
I mean a real fountain.
Get it squirting all over his buddies.
563
00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:04,386
That is a psychic disincentive right there.
564
00:32:05,723 --> 00:32:07,315
We haven't got a pen.
565
00:32:08,893 --> 00:32:11,020
You're missing the point.
566
00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:13,325
Come on. Here. Come here.
567
00:32:13,398 --> 00:32:15,127
Let me show you something.
568
00:32:15,199 --> 00:32:16,188
All right.
569
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:17,393
Choke me.
570
00:32:17,468 --> 00:32:18,594
I don't want to, Lyn.
571
00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:20,331
Choke me. What am I going to do?
572
00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:22,032
I don't know.
There's too many sharp edges.
573
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,869
It's okay. You can attack me.
574
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,035
What's with the quotation fingers?
575
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,874
That's like saying I'm only capable
of ironic attacking or...
576
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,107
Choke me.
577
00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:34,011
If I choose to choke you,
what are you going to do?
578
00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:36,519
I'm going to interrupt your thought pattern.
579
00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:54,238
See? I barely moved.
580
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:56,136
Physics-wise, not much going on here.
581
00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:58,141
It's the psychic energy that's important.
You okay?
582
00:32:58,209 --> 00:32:59,904
- Sharp edges.
- Yeah.
583
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:02,871
You felt fear, though, in the beginning?
584
00:33:02,947 --> 00:33:04,005
Yes.
585
00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:07,051
Would you say that that level of fear
was abnormal?
586
00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:09,712
I don't know.
I was pretty terrified anyway,
587
00:33:09,787 --> 00:33:13,621
but the fear I felt on the run-up
to the choking was, you know, unusual.
588
00:33:13,691 --> 00:33:16,091
You know why? Because it wasn't you.
589
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,320
It was me.
590
00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:19,226
I was inside your head,
591
00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:21,026
fighting with the mind.
592
00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:22,760
Now, you must always, always...
593
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,703
Okay, ya'allah, we go. Ya'allah.
594
00:33:36,314 --> 00:33:38,874
I'm sorry I freaked out back there, Lyn.
595
00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:41,043
You learned a lesson.
596
00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:44,088
Whatever you fear most has no power over
you.
597
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:46,646
It's the fear that has the power.
598
00:33:46,724 --> 00:33:47,816
Bill?
599
00:33:47,892 --> 00:33:48,950
Oprah.
600
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,257
Oh.
601
00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:54,389
You really don't work for DeWitts?
602
00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:56,092
Just my cover.
603
00:33:56,167 --> 00:33:59,603
Gus Lacey said you ran a dance studio.
That was just a cover, too, right?
604
00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:02,969
No. I do run a dance studio.
605
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,338
I love dance.
606
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,970
And you're out here on a mission, right?
607
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,914
In time, Bob.
608
00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:16,443
Did you mean what you said back there
when you said I had some Jedi in me?
609
00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:20,252
We learn to recognize our own kind.
610
00:34:20,324 --> 00:34:22,155
Haven't you always felt
like you were different?
611
00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:24,694
- Yes. Yes, I have.
- That's the way it is for us.
612
00:34:24,762 --> 00:34:27,731
We were the ones that didn't fit in
when we were kids.
613
00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:30,131
Have you always had powers?
614
00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:31,532
Kind of.
615
00:34:31,602 --> 00:34:33,570
Foxtrot 117 has launched. Tracking now.
616
00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:36,106
Security code 180667.
617
00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:37,266
What happened?
618
00:34:40,178 --> 00:34:43,306
Did you crash those computers?
619
00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:47,109
Yes, sir.
620
00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:51,916
Far fucking out.
621
00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:56,519
How would you feel about a transfer, son?
622
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,961
I am Lieutenant Colonel Bill Django!
623
00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:05,867
If you pass this course,
you will be a psychic weapon,
624
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:10,567
an angel of death,
our enemies' worst nightmare.
625
00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:14,975
Until that time, you are nothing.
626
00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:17,606
Less than nothing.
627
00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:19,650
Do you understand?
628
00:35:19,717 --> 00:35:22,550
Sir, yes, sir!
629
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:30,052
Uh, I'm just kidding about this shit.
630
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:35,691
Ah, okay, what shall we do now, huh?
631
00:35:35,766 --> 00:35:37,256
Hey.
632
00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:39,394
Let's dance.
633
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,597
Okay.
634
00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:43,970
Give it everything you've got.
635
00:35:44,041 --> 00:35:46,032
That's it.
636
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:50,477
What's your first name, Cassady?
637
00:35:50,548 --> 00:35:52,243
Lyn, sir.
638
00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:56,480
You've got to free your feet
before you can free your mind, Lyn.
639
00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:59,387
Not really much of a dancer, sir.
640
00:35:59,457 --> 00:36:01,925
Now, that's not true, is it?
641
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,120
You can dance.
642
00:36:04,195 --> 00:36:06,993
It's just someone told you not to.
643
00:36:07,064 --> 00:36:08,793
�... goodness' sake �
644
00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:11,960
� I got the Hippy Hippy Shakes �
645
00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:13,025
� Yeah, yeah �
646
00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:15,038
Stop acting so fucking queer!
647
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:25,476
Well, I'm your commanding officer,
and I'm ordering you to let the dance out!
648
00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:29,008
Come on, dance, God damn it!
649
00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:31,621
Let it go!
650
00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:35,455
Whoo! Let it go!
651
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,460
That's it.
652
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:40,395
Welcome to the heroes' journey, Lyn.
653
00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:45,299
Okay, everyone, remember,
we officially do not exist as a unit.
654
00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:49,203
And remember, no solid food this first week.
655
00:36:49,273 --> 00:36:51,468
� Looked all over the world �
656
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:54,204
� And there's every type of girl �
657
00:36:54,278 --> 00:36:55,609
� But your empty eyes seem... �
658
00:36:55,680 --> 00:37:00,640
Primal scream, Belgian waffle,
ginseng, and amphetamines.
659
00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:04,848
Not to be abused, but very fucking handy.
660
00:37:04,922 --> 00:37:08,915
Sense the opening.
Feel these bends now. Feel it.
661
00:37:08,993 --> 00:37:10,756
Feel it. Yeah.
662
00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:14,689
Fuck it. Fuck it.
663
00:37:14,765 --> 00:37:16,232
Whoa!
664
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:17,358
Think cold.
665
00:37:17,435 --> 00:37:18,595
Think real cold!
666
00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:20,000
Bravo Zulu, kid!
667
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:23,939
Mother Earth, my life-support system,
as a soldier,
668
00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:28,468
I must drink your blue water,
live inside your red clay,
669
00:37:28,546 --> 00:37:30,605
and eat your green skin.
670
00:37:30,681 --> 00:37:34,378
Carry my body through space and time.
671
00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:38,786
You are my connection to the universe
and all that comes after.
672
00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:41,984
I am yours, and you are mine.
673
00:37:42,059 --> 00:37:45,028
I salute you.
674
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,462
Ah.
675
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,037
After years of feeling like an oddball,
676
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:57,165
Lyn had finally found a home.
677
00:37:57,241 --> 00:38:00,802
At last he was with men
who prided themselves on being different.
678
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,238
The left shoulder, that's it.
679
00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:06,749
These were the golden days for Lyn.
680
00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:09,945
There was something so noble
and pure in Bill's vision
681
00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:13,787
that the Jedis felt inspired
to be more than soldiers.
682
00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:16,759
In a world torn apart by greed and hate,
683
00:38:16,827 --> 00:38:20,319
they would be a force for good, for peace.
684
00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:24,732
For the first time in his life,
Lyn felt truly happy.
685
00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:27,794
Then, into the garden, a serpent did come.
686
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,630
Let me finish. Let me finish.
687
00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:34,075
Larry Hooper was a failed Sci-Fi writer
from Colorado,
688
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:38,548
recruited to the Jedis after General Hopgood
met him at a spoon-bending party.
689
00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:42,517
Oh!
690
00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:43,917
- Jesus.
- Unbelievable.
691
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:46,115
- In fact, Jesus.
- How did he do that?
692
00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:47,487
You did this?
693
00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:50,690
You son of a...
694
00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:52,490
Right from the start,
695
00:38:52,563 --> 00:38:56,329
he made himself unpopular
with the rest of the unit.
696
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,334
- Congratulations, Scotty.
- Thank you.
697
00:38:58,402 --> 00:39:00,529
I'm sorry it doesn't work out
between you two.
698
00:39:00,604 --> 00:39:02,469
- What did he say?
- I don't know.
699
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:06,101
Larry made it quite clear
that he despised most of the other Jedis.
700
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,805
Hey, man, how would you like it
if somebody did that to you?
701
00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:11,677
But Lyn... Lyn was different.
702
00:39:11,749 --> 00:39:12,875
Fuck off.
703
00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:15,578
He really hated him.
704
00:39:17,154 --> 00:39:19,748
K-9, Scotty?
705
00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:23,923
It's...
706
00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:27,163
It's something cylindrical?
707
00:39:27,231 --> 00:39:28,198
It's a pencil?
708
00:39:28,265 --> 00:39:30,961
Okay. Larry?
709
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:35,665
Uh, ah...
710
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:39,938
This is Larry's spirit guide, Maud.
711
00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:42,774
I'm looking into the cupboard now,
712
00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:46,578
and I see...
713
00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:48,743
I see...
714
00:39:48,819 --> 00:39:50,787
a tin mug.
715
00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:54,181
Lyn?
716
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,929
It's a man sitting in a chair.
717
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,184
No, wait a minute.
You said A, not K. He said A.
718
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,488
Bravo Zulu, Lyn.
719
00:40:30,561 --> 00:40:31,653
Outstanding.
720
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,401
After a year's training,
Lyn was given his first tasking.
721
00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:41,597
A senior NATO general
had been kidnapped
722
00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:43,469
by Red Brigade members in Italy.
723
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:46,374
Bill was unofficially asked
if his unit would be able
724
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,639
to help find him before it was too late.
725
00:40:51,148 --> 00:40:53,378
North of Verona.
726
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:57,217
In a small town near a lake.
727
00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,018
I can see a cinema.
728
00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:03,719
Across the street from the cinema,
there's a shop.
729
00:41:03,794 --> 00:41:07,525
No, it's... it's a cafe.
730
00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:09,623
He's in the apartment above the cafe.
731
00:41:12,369 --> 00:41:14,735
The name of the town is...
732
00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:17,535
It's something sweet. It's...
733
00:41:17,608 --> 00:41:20,304
Dolce.
734
00:41:20,377 --> 00:41:21,708
The name of the town is Dolce.
735
00:41:23,781 --> 00:41:26,978
Bill had never encountered anyone
with such psychic capabilities.
736
00:41:27,051 --> 00:41:29,645
And from that moment on,
Lyn's reputation soared.
737
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:33,986
Rank, medals...
these things mean little to the Jedi.
738
00:41:34,058 --> 00:41:39,086
But growth in spirit, in wisdom,
in psychic power,
739
00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:41,791
these are things that earn our respect.
740
00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:46,326
Native Americans believed
that when one received the eagle feather,
741
00:41:46,403 --> 00:41:48,371
it was the mark of love,
742
00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:53,376
of gratitude and ultimate respect.
743
00:41:53,444 --> 00:41:58,211
Only true human beings
may carry the eagle feather.
744
00:41:59,316 --> 00:42:00,578
Way to go, Lyn.
745
00:42:00,651 --> 00:42:03,415
- Good job.
- That's great, man.
746
00:42:03,487 --> 00:42:06,081
You earned it.
747
00:42:06,156 --> 00:42:08,215
The word soon got out
in the intelligence community
748
00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:10,089
that there was a sergeant at Fort Bragg
749
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,287
who could find
whatever you needed found.
750
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,991
It was as if Lyn could fly
anywhere in the world
751
00:42:15,065 --> 00:42:16,623
without leaving his room.
752
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:20,761
As Bill said, the force truly
was strong with this one.
753
00:42:20,838 --> 00:42:22,635
� I closed my eyes �
754
00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:27,905
� And I slipped away �
755
00:42:40,591 --> 00:42:42,923
� It's more than a feeling �
756
00:42:42,993 --> 00:42:44,620
� More than a feeling �
757
00:42:44,695 --> 00:42:48,222
� When I hear that old song
they used to play �
758
00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:59,740
Lyn?
759
00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:02,176
Don't worry, Bob.
We're not going to get in that truck.
760
00:43:06,517 --> 00:43:08,951
You don't want us.
761
00:43:09,019 --> 00:43:10,782
You don't want us!
762
00:43:16,694 --> 00:43:19,060
Put your weapon away.
763
00:43:20,898 --> 00:43:22,559
Put your weapon away!
764
00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:24,624
Bob, don't move.
765
00:43:24,702 --> 00:43:26,727
Put your weapon away. Bob, don't move.
766
00:43:26,804 --> 00:43:27,930
Bob, stay put.
767
00:43:28,005 --> 00:43:29,597
Bob, stop!
768
00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:39,214
Huh?
769
00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:55,890
Aah!
770
00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:58,992
Now, at the time, I thought
Lyn was having some kind of fit here.
771
00:43:59,069 --> 00:44:01,196
Later I discovered
what he was actually doing
772
00:44:01,271 --> 00:44:03,364
was performing the Echmeyer technique.
773
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:07,740
Ben Echmeyer was a Vietnam vet
with 63 confirmed kills.
774
00:44:07,811 --> 00:44:09,472
He remains the only non-Korean
775
00:44:09,546 --> 00:44:12,879
to achieve the rank
of Master in Kwa Ra Do.
776
00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:17,887
It's been said he could have a tug of war
with a dozen men and not move an inch.
777
00:44:17,955 --> 00:44:19,616
He was also able to lift bags of sand
778
00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:22,090
on hooks hung through his scrotum.
779
00:44:24,695 --> 00:44:27,163
He was one of the Jedi teachers
at Fort Bragg.
780
00:44:27,231 --> 00:44:31,258
Sir, what is the practical application
of this?
781
00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:33,530
Ben caused quite a stir by advocating
782
00:44:33,604 --> 00:44:36,471
his controversial shock and awe
knife attack method.
783
00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:40,533
The approach was hailed
by some knife aficionados as revolutionary,
784
00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:42,010
but criticized by others
785
00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:43,979
who believed that the leaping and spinning
786
00:44:44,048 --> 00:44:46,539
might lead you
to accidentally stab yourself.
787
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,883
Lyn Cassady, however,
became a firm convert to the style.
788
00:44:52,956 --> 00:44:54,890
Of course, Lyn didn't actually
789
00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:57,392
have a knife with him
at this particular time,
790
00:44:57,461 --> 00:45:00,726
so I still think that what he did
was kind of reckless.
791
00:45:09,673 --> 00:45:11,072
You idiot.
792
00:45:12,109 --> 00:45:14,168
Shit, shit.
793
00:45:14,244 --> 00:45:15,438
They're not coming.
794
00:45:15,512 --> 00:45:16,979
We're okay. We're okay.
They're not coming.
795
00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:18,571
We're going to be all right.
796
00:45:21,151 --> 00:45:22,448
Oh, shit.
797
00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:29,882
There he is.
798
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:30,892
Sir!
799
00:45:30,961 --> 00:45:33,486
It's okay. We're Americans.
800
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:34,826
We're here to help you!
801
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:36,627
Sir!
802
00:45:37,968 --> 00:45:39,265
Sir, we...
803
00:45:39,336 --> 00:45:40,564
Oh, crap.
804
00:45:40,637 --> 00:45:42,332
What happened? What happened?
805
00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:43,805
I think I just ran him over.
806
00:45:43,874 --> 00:45:45,034
Sir?
807
00:45:45,109 --> 00:45:46,201
Sir!
808
00:45:47,344 --> 00:45:48,311
Are you all right, sir?
809
00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:49,709
Bob, give me a hand.
810
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:52,180
Come on. Help him up.
Get him up here.
811
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:54,479
Pick him up. Pick him up.
812
00:45:54,551 --> 00:45:55,518
Oh, shit!
813
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:57,178
Oh, shit, who is that?
814
00:46:05,229 --> 00:46:06,594
Don't move!
815
00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:11,430
Let's see your hands! Now!
816
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:25,909
Todd Nixon, Army Small Business Officer.
817
00:46:25,983 --> 00:46:27,541
Mahmud Daash.
818
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:29,483
Ask me what business I'm in, Muhammad.
819
00:46:29,553 --> 00:46:31,544
Mahmud.
820
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,419
What business are you in, sir?
821
00:46:33,490 --> 00:46:37,221
Right now,
I'm in the quality of life business.
822
00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:40,889
We've got over 25 million Iraqis out here
that want to be independent,
823
00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:43,023
want to make something of themselves.
824
00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:45,330
But more than anything else,
they want to buy stuff.
825
00:46:45,402 --> 00:46:47,870
Cell phones, digital cameras, leisure suits,
you name it.
826
00:46:47,938 --> 00:46:50,771
If it sells in Boston,
we can damn well sell it in Baghdad.
827
00:46:50,841 --> 00:46:52,069
Am I right, Muhammad?
828
00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:53,200
He knows what I'm talking about.
829
00:46:53,277 --> 00:46:55,905
We've got Halliburton, Parsons,
Perini just in their primes.
830
00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:57,276
We're going to have McDonald's,
831
00:46:57,347 --> 00:46:58,371
We're going to have Starbucks.
832
00:46:58,448 --> 00:46:59,972
No corporate tax.
833
00:47:00,050 --> 00:47:01,779
It's going to be a gold rush.
834
00:47:01,852 --> 00:47:04,047
Oh, and by the way, fuck the French.
835
00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:05,179
Did you hear that shit?
836
00:47:05,255 --> 00:47:07,655
Chirac wants to bring French contractors in?
837
00:47:07,724 --> 00:47:08,782
Hey, Phil?
838
00:47:08,859 --> 00:47:10,656
What's the most common French expression?
839
00:47:10,727 --> 00:47:12,024
I give up.
840
00:47:13,397 --> 00:47:14,864
That's fucking funny.
841
00:47:14,932 --> 00:47:17,093
Year Zero, boys. Year Zero.
842
00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:20,865
Okay, we are in Indian country now.
843
00:47:20,938 --> 00:47:22,337
Check your 6.
844
00:47:25,275 --> 00:47:27,903
We've got a line of cars
at the gas station here.
845
00:47:27,978 --> 00:47:29,206
You guys want to wait?
846
00:47:29,279 --> 00:47:31,611
Negative. We're too exposed.
847
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:33,912
We're taking the station. Go in fangs out.
848
00:47:54,838 --> 00:47:56,669
Secure the perimeter.
849
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:09,143
Give her the go-juice, Eddy.
850
00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:10,208
I filled her up last time.
851
00:48:10,287 --> 00:48:11,379
That's bullshit.
852
00:48:11,455 --> 00:48:14,618
He did fill her up last time, Gary.
853
00:48:14,691 --> 00:48:16,989
With all due respect, sir, bull-fucking-shit.
I tanked her last time.
854
00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:18,652
- Bullshit!
- Every time.
855
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,026
Can we figure out
some sort of fucking system...
856
00:48:21,865 --> 00:48:23,594
Contact! Contact! Where is contact?
857
00:48:24,768 --> 00:48:26,463
Where's the shooter?
858
00:48:29,172 --> 00:48:31,436
In what became known
as the Battle of Ramadi,
859
00:48:31,508 --> 00:48:34,204
12 people were injured, mostly locals.
860
00:48:34,278 --> 00:48:36,473
Both security companies
claimed that they had been
861
00:48:36,546 --> 00:48:38,776
fired upon first by Iraqis.
862
00:48:38,849 --> 00:48:42,649
Of course, it was later revealed
that they had actually fired upon each other.
863
00:48:47,291 --> 00:48:48,553
My house is not far.
864
00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:50,252
We could walk from here.
865
00:48:50,327 --> 00:48:52,852
- Sounds good, Muhammad.
- Mahmud!
866
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:53,954
Open it up! Let's go!
867
00:48:54,031 --> 00:48:55,362
As we ran for cover,
868
00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:57,400
I thought, "This was what I had wanted."
869
00:48:57,467 --> 00:49:00,561
I was on a mission, even if I didn't know
what kind of mission it was.
870
00:49:00,637 --> 00:49:03,197
But I could hear
the little man inside me again.
871
00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:05,741
He was screaming like a little girl.
872
00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:11,509
Krom 1, Krom 1, this is Freedom Frontier.
873
00:49:11,581 --> 00:49:12,548
We are under attack.
874
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:14,311
This is fucking FUBAR.
875
00:49:21,258 --> 00:49:22,589
Hold your fire!
876
00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:53,347
Mahmud led us to his home,
877
00:49:53,423 --> 00:49:56,290
which, as it turned out,
had been robbed in his absence
878
00:49:56,360 --> 00:50:00,990
and also accidentally shot up
in a fire fight.
879
00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:03,965
Neighbors told him that his wife had left.
880
00:50:04,034 --> 00:50:05,729
They weren't sure where she had gone.
881
00:50:18,048 --> 00:50:20,312
I'm very sorry for running you over, sir.
882
00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:24,047
It was an accident.
883
00:50:24,121 --> 00:50:28,990
And I apologize
for the security detachment.
884
00:50:29,059 --> 00:50:32,586
I don't want you to think
that all Americans are like that.
885
00:50:32,662 --> 00:50:37,793
I apologize for the kidnappers.
886
00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:41,531
Not your fault, sir.
887
00:50:41,605 --> 00:50:45,507
I mean, we have kidnappers in America,
888
00:50:45,575 --> 00:50:48,669
and there's always bad apples.
889
00:51:21,211 --> 00:51:22,473
Lyn?
890
00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:23,945
Are you awake?
891
00:51:27,284 --> 00:51:30,651
Just thinking about Mahmud.
892
00:51:32,622 --> 00:51:35,489
People just trying to do something
with their lives,
893
00:51:35,559 --> 00:51:39,655
something lasting and good,
894
00:51:39,729 --> 00:51:43,165
but there's always somebody
that wants to smash it up.
895
00:51:43,233 --> 00:51:46,168
What Lyn was really thinking about
was Larry Hooper
896
00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:49,933
and the part that he had played
in the destruction of the New Earth Army.
897
00:51:50,006 --> 00:51:52,770
But in fairness,
the Jedis' own eccentricities
898
00:51:52,843 --> 00:51:55,505
hadn't exactly won them many allies.
899
00:51:55,579 --> 00:51:57,843
For example, there was Tim Kootz,
900
00:51:57,914 --> 00:51:59,506
who, on being asked to ascertain
901
00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:01,574
the whereabouts
of General Manuel Noriega,
902
00:52:01,651 --> 00:52:02,640
had replied...
903
00:52:05,388 --> 00:52:06,946
Ask Angela Lansbury.
904
00:52:07,023 --> 00:52:09,548
Say again, Tim?
905
00:52:09,626 --> 00:52:11,321
Ask Angela Lansbury.
906
00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:17,732
Excellent, Tim. Excellent.
907
00:52:29,012 --> 00:52:30,912
We asked Angela Lansbury.
908
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:32,278
And?
909
00:52:32,349 --> 00:52:35,841
She said she didn't know
where General Noriega was.
910
00:52:43,793 --> 00:52:47,320
Or there was the time
Major General Gilling was visiting the base
911
00:52:47,397 --> 00:52:49,865
and saw Jedi trainee Clifford Hickox
912
00:52:49,933 --> 00:52:53,869
practicing the ancient
Sun Dance of the Sioux Nation.
913
00:52:53,937 --> 00:52:55,996
The Jedis survived such minor scandals,
914
00:52:56,072 --> 00:52:58,404
protected, it was rumored,
by President Reagan,
915
00:52:58,475 --> 00:53:00,739
who was a fan of both the Star Wars films
916
00:53:00,810 --> 00:53:03,278
and the paranormal himself.
917
00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:05,041
But then, one summer,
918
00:53:05,115 --> 00:53:08,050
a young, likeable Lieutenant
named Norman Pendleton
919
00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:09,710
was recruited to the New Earth Army.
920
00:53:11,888 --> 00:53:13,515
Desperate to compete with Lyn,
921
00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:15,558
Larry had been doing research
922
00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:19,152
into the infamous
CIA MK-ULTRA experiments
923
00:53:19,229 --> 00:53:23,131
which he believed could enhance
his own psychic powers.
924
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,259
All he needed was a lab rat
to try them out on,
925
00:53:25,335 --> 00:53:27,803
check if they were safe.
926
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:31,306
It turned out they weren't.
927
00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:01,003
Left, left, right...
928
00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:04,438
Gun! Gun!
929
00:54:05,475 --> 00:54:07,136
Oh, shit!
930
00:54:17,854 --> 00:54:18,843
Norm?
931
00:54:23,426 --> 00:54:27,863
Norm, give me the gun.
932
00:54:31,434 --> 00:54:34,096
Left, left, right, left.
933
00:54:34,170 --> 00:54:36,104
Norm's father, who it turned out
934
00:54:36,172 --> 00:54:38,868
was pretty high up in the Pentagon,
wanted blood.
935
00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:42,070
Although the Jedis
were pretty sure Larry was responsible,
936
00:54:42,145 --> 00:54:43,840
nothing could be proved,
937
00:54:43,913 --> 00:54:46,746
and when he was called to testify
at the disciplinary hearing,
938
00:54:46,816 --> 00:54:49,785
Larry made sure to smear Bill
with everything he could.
939
00:54:49,853 --> 00:54:52,014
Lieutenant Colonel Django used funds
940
00:54:52,088 --> 00:54:54,420
from the project's black budget
to procure prostitutes.
941
00:54:54,491 --> 00:54:55,423
That's a lie.
942
00:54:55,492 --> 00:54:57,619
And to get drugs for himself and his men.
943
00:54:57,694 --> 00:54:59,218
That...
944
00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:02,390
Well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie.
945
00:55:05,001 --> 00:55:08,368
Brigadier General Hopgood resigned
and died some years later.
946
00:55:08,438 --> 00:55:11,168
Bill received a dishonorable discharge.
947
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:21,846
Continue the work, Lyn.
948
00:55:24,254 --> 00:55:26,848
The world needs the Jedis
now more than ever.
949
00:55:33,296 --> 00:55:34,763
After Bill left,
950
00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:39,393
Major Holtz of Special Forces
took command of the Jedis.
951
00:55:39,469 --> 00:55:42,438
He didn't think much
of Bill's unconventional training techniques,
952
00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:44,473
and he vowed to make some changes.
953
00:55:46,810 --> 00:55:50,211
Nothing was ever the same again.
954
00:56:46,836 --> 00:56:48,201
I really appreciate this, sir.
955
00:57:36,553 --> 00:57:38,350
Jesus, we could have bought a map.
956
00:57:38,421 --> 00:57:43,882
Bedouins have been navigating this desert
for centuries without a map.
957
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,053
You can even use your wristwatch
in conjunction with the sun.
958
00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:47,653
Well?
959
00:57:47,730 --> 00:57:49,595
- Well, what?
- Well, use a wristwatch.
960
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:51,224
I haven't got a wristwatch.
961
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:53,792
Oh, for the love of...
962
00:57:53,870 --> 00:57:54,859
Here.
963
00:57:56,539 --> 00:57:57,972
What?
964
00:57:58,041 --> 00:57:58,973
It's digital.
965
00:57:59,042 --> 00:57:59,974
So?
966
00:58:00,043 --> 00:58:01,567
You need a watch with hands.
967
00:58:01,644 --> 00:58:02,941
Well, how am I supposed to know?
968
00:58:03,012 --> 00:58:04,377
You're the navigation expert.
969
00:58:04,447 --> 00:58:07,075
You're the one who said
you could find the way.
970
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:09,584
- I will if you'd just be quiet.
- You don't even have a watch.
971
00:58:09,652 --> 00:58:11,745
I don't need a watch. I'm using Level 2.
972
00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:12,753
What is that?
973
00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:14,619
Level 2. Intuition.
974
00:58:14,691 --> 00:58:16,022
We were trained to make correct decisions.
975
00:58:16,092 --> 00:58:17,184
Somebody runs up to you,
976
00:58:17,260 --> 00:58:18,659
and they say, "There's a fork in the road.
977
00:58:18,728 --> 00:58:20,127
Do you go left or do you go right?"
978
00:58:20,196 --> 00:58:21,527
And you go, "We go right."
979
00:58:21,598 --> 00:58:22,587
Just instant?
980
00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:25,964
Instant. Just like that.
981
00:58:26,035 --> 00:58:27,798
We've been sitting here for half an hour.
982
00:58:27,871 --> 00:58:29,498
How is that instant?
983
00:58:32,308 --> 00:58:33,866
- Oh, it's this way?
- Yeah.
984
00:58:33,943 --> 00:58:35,137
Oh, now you know.
985
00:59:08,177 --> 00:59:09,166
Hang on.
986
00:59:12,982 --> 00:59:14,415
What happened?
987
00:59:14,484 --> 00:59:15,473
IED.
988
00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:16,484
What?
989
00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:18,384
Improvised Explosive Device.
990
00:59:18,454 --> 00:59:20,445
Oh, Jesus. Jesus.
991
00:59:20,523 --> 00:59:22,855
You're okay. You're going to be okay.
992
00:59:22,926 --> 00:59:23,984
I can't believe it.
993
00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,652
Great fucking intuition, Lyn.
994
00:59:25,728 --> 00:59:27,059
I can't... Put me down.
995
00:59:27,130 --> 00:59:28,256
I can... I can walk.
996
00:59:29,432 --> 00:59:31,730
Oh, Jesus.
997
00:59:31,801 --> 00:59:33,894
I think I may be bleeding to death.
998
00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:36,234
You're not bleeding to death.
You're in shock.
999
00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:37,739
It's just shock.
1000
00:59:37,807 --> 00:59:38,933
I'm so hot. It's so hot.
1001
00:59:39,008 --> 00:59:41,772
Aren't you hot?
1002
00:59:41,844 --> 00:59:45,439
Bob, it's pretty important
you keep your mouth closed.
1003
00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:48,143
You lose a lot of water
through an open mouth.
1004
00:59:48,217 --> 00:59:50,014
If we'd only stayed with the car,
1005
00:59:50,086 --> 00:59:53,283
then we'd be all right now.
And now we have no water.
1006
00:59:53,356 --> 00:59:54,823
You're going to be okay.
1007
00:59:54,891 --> 00:59:56,358
No f... Will you stop saying that?
1008
00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:58,326
I've been blown up.
I'm in the middle of the desert.
1009
00:59:58,394 --> 00:59:59,361
I'm not going to be okay.
1010
00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:01,158
Bob, you're in shock.
1011
01:00:01,230 --> 01:00:04,290
If you panic, your heart's going to stop.
1012
01:00:04,367 --> 01:00:07,666
Is that supposed to calm me down?
1013
01:00:07,737 --> 01:00:10,171
Wait a minute. Th...
1014
01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:12,173
This is west.
1015
01:00:12,241 --> 01:00:14,801
Al Qaim is the other way.
We're going the wrong way.
1016
01:00:14,877 --> 01:00:18,369
Al Qaim isn't the mission.
We're going near Al Qaim.
1017
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,848
Where?
1018
01:00:20,917 --> 01:00:22,248
I don't know.
1019
01:00:22,318 --> 01:00:24,377
What? Is that a joke?
1020
01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:26,979
It's a joke, right?
That we've come 600 miles,
1021
01:00:27,056 --> 01:00:30,822
and you don't know where we're going?
1022
01:00:30,893 --> 01:00:33,657
Well, if the exact whereabouts
of the target was known,
1023
01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:36,096
it wouldn't take a Jedi to find it, would it?
1024
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:39,162
Who gave you the mission, Lyn?
1025
01:00:40,503 --> 01:00:41,470
Bill did.
1026
01:00:41,537 --> 01:00:42,731
What?
1027
01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:46,138
Bill. He appeared in my trailer
two months ago.
1028
01:00:46,209 --> 01:00:48,370
A psychic projection.
1029
01:00:48,444 --> 01:00:49,809
He called out my name.
1030
01:00:49,879 --> 01:00:50,903
Oh, Jesus.
1031
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:53,210
Lyn, there is no mission?
1032
01:00:53,282 --> 01:00:57,309
We're in the middle of the fucking desert
because you heard voices?
1033
01:00:57,387 --> 01:00:59,355
And there's no one here!
1034
01:00:59,422 --> 01:01:02,016
There's no one fucking here!
1035
01:01:03,359 --> 01:01:05,486
When the dust of Bill's discharge
had settled,
1036
01:01:05,561 --> 01:01:07,620
it revealed a surprising victor.
1037
01:01:09,532 --> 01:01:11,864
What do you have for me, Sergeant?
1038
01:01:11,934 --> 01:01:16,530
This is a scientific report I've done
on possible offensive psi applications, sir.
1039
01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:20,736
I showed it to Lieutenant Colonel Django,
but he didn't seem interested.
1040
01:01:20,810 --> 01:01:22,607
No, I'll bet he wasn't.
1041
01:01:26,749 --> 01:01:29,013
We have men who can do this?
1042
01:01:29,085 --> 01:01:30,780
I can think of one, sir.
1043
01:01:32,722 --> 01:01:35,054
We don't have the resources.
1044
01:01:36,859 --> 01:01:38,622
Well, sir,
1045
01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:40,788
there is the Goat Lab.
1046
01:01:42,832 --> 01:01:46,768
Just 80 yards from Major Holtz' office
was an abandoned hospital.
1047
01:01:46,836 --> 01:01:49,066
Most of the soldiers
who lived and worked in Fort Bragg
1048
01:01:49,138 --> 01:01:51,766
had no idea about the actual function
of this building
1049
01:01:51,841 --> 01:01:54,036
because although it was abandoned,
1050
01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:56,806
the hospital was not empty.
1051
01:01:56,879 --> 01:01:59,177
The goats had been secretly flown in
from Central America
1052
01:01:59,248 --> 01:02:01,079
to avoid customs.
1053
01:02:01,150 --> 01:02:04,415
Special forces weren't worried about
regular soldiers hearing the goats
1054
01:02:04,487 --> 01:02:06,352
because they'd been de-bleated.
1055
01:02:06,422 --> 01:02:09,653
Goat Lab was originally
created as a secret laboratory
1056
01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:14,163
to provide in-the-field surgical training
for Special Forces soldiers.
1057
01:02:14,230 --> 01:02:16,926
The goats would get shot
in the leg with a bolt gun,
1058
01:02:16,999 --> 01:02:20,400
and then a trainee would have to dress
the wound successfully.
1059
01:02:20,470 --> 01:02:22,836
Goat Lab actually
used to be called Dog Lab,
1060
01:02:22,905 --> 01:02:25,499
but it turned out most soldiers
didn't feel good shooting dogs
1061
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:27,839
in the leg.
1062
01:02:27,910 --> 01:02:31,402
The Army, though, had long felt fine
about doing stuff to goats,
1063
01:02:31,481 --> 01:02:33,676
even testing atomic weapons on them.
1064
01:02:36,419 --> 01:02:38,080
It's gone, Bob.
1065
01:02:40,389 --> 01:02:42,254
I can't find him.
1066
01:02:42,325 --> 01:02:44,953
I've lost my powers.
1067
01:02:45,027 --> 01:02:46,358
It's the curse.
1068
01:02:46,429 --> 01:02:48,090
What curse?
1069
01:02:48,164 --> 01:02:50,325
It took this beautiful thing
that we'd been building,
1070
01:02:50,399 --> 01:02:53,027
and they destroyed the New Earth Army.
1071
01:02:53,102 --> 01:02:56,401
Who destroyed it?
1072
01:02:56,472 --> 01:02:57,769
I did.
1073
01:02:59,909 --> 01:03:02,810
Hooper and Holtz
wanted me to do an experiment.
1074
01:03:02,879 --> 01:03:05,211
They wanted me to stop
the heart of a goat.
1075
01:03:05,281 --> 01:03:06,771
What had that goat ever done to me?
1076
01:03:06,849 --> 01:03:09,943
It's completely against the way of the Jedi.
1077
01:03:10,019 --> 01:03:12,852
I was just going to pretend to try
so that they could see it wouldn't work
1078
01:03:12,922 --> 01:03:14,253
and they would forget about it,
1079
01:03:14,323 --> 01:03:17,554
but then, as I sat there,
1080
01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:21,495
I felt this pulse inside me.
1081
01:03:21,564 --> 01:03:23,464
Couldn't stop it.
1082
01:03:26,002 --> 01:03:28,061
Maybe deep down inside,
1083
01:03:28,137 --> 01:03:31,971
some dark part of me
wanted to see if I could do it.
1084
01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:57,428
Holy shit.
1085
01:03:59,468 --> 01:04:00,594
That was it.
1086
01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:02,103
I'd used my powers for evil,
1087
01:04:02,171 --> 01:04:06,904
and it was as if I brought
a curse on all of us.
1088
01:04:06,976 --> 01:04:09,877
It's like that poem
where the guy kills the seagull
1089
01:04:09,946 --> 01:04:12,471
and they make him wear it around his neck.
1090
01:04:12,548 --> 01:04:15,210
Every night I would dream
about that goat,
1091
01:04:15,284 --> 01:04:19,448
its mouth opening and closing
without making a sound.
1092
01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:21,649
The silence of the goats.
1093
01:04:25,995 --> 01:04:27,622
I finished my tour, and I quit.
1094
01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:29,597
I walked out, never went back.
1095
01:04:32,001 --> 01:04:33,525
But before he could leave,
1096
01:04:33,603 --> 01:04:36,902
Larry arranged one last parting gift.
1097
01:04:36,973 --> 01:04:38,463
What do you...
1098
01:04:45,414 --> 01:04:46,745
It was the Dim Mak.
1099
01:04:46,816 --> 01:04:49,046
- The Dim Mak?
- Dim Mak.
1100
01:04:49,118 --> 01:04:51,916
Quivering Palm. The Death Touch.
1101
01:04:51,988 --> 01:04:54,422
It's forbidden in the New Earth Army.
1102
01:04:54,490 --> 01:04:55,923
What does the Death Touch do?
1103
01:04:55,992 --> 01:04:59,018
It kills you, Bob.
1104
01:04:59,095 --> 01:05:01,689
- One touch.
- Jesus.
1105
01:05:01,764 --> 01:05:05,564
There's a story that Wong Wifu,
the great Chinese martial artist,
1106
01:05:05,635 --> 01:05:08,126
was in a fight with a guy
who was beating him,
1107
01:05:08,204 --> 01:05:12,436
and the guy gave him this light tap,
1108
01:05:12,508 --> 01:05:15,306
and Wong looked at him,
and the guy just nodded.
1109
01:05:15,378 --> 01:05:17,039
That was it.
1110
01:05:17,113 --> 01:05:21,914
He'd given him the Death Touch.
Wong died.
1111
01:05:21,984 --> 01:05:24,248
Then and there?
1112
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:25,617
No.
1113
01:05:25,688 --> 01:05:27,883
About 18 years later.
1114
01:05:27,957 --> 01:05:29,390
That's the thing about the Dim Mak...
1115
01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:31,824
you never know
when it's going to take effect.
1116
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,598
In a funny kind of way,
I admired Lyn then.
1117
01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:42,297
He believed in something so much,
1118
01:05:42,371 --> 01:05:44,498
he thought
he could really die from it.
1119
01:05:44,573 --> 01:05:48,441
I think that's what
I'd been looking for all along...
1120
01:05:48,511 --> 01:05:50,240
something to believe in,
1121
01:05:50,313 --> 01:05:53,874
something to give meaning to my life.
1122
01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:56,510
That's why I'd fallen
for Lyn's crazy stories.
1123
01:05:56,585 --> 01:05:59,179
That's why I'd followed him
out into the desert.
1124
01:06:30,286 --> 01:06:33,153
Look. Look.
1125
01:06:35,424 --> 01:06:37,722
Come on. Come on.
1126
01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,467
You might want to talk
1127
01:07:19,535 --> 01:07:21,901
to Private First Class Don Wilscom,
1128
01:07:21,971 --> 01:07:24,804
who is in charge of the camp's
remote-control car races
1129
01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:26,398
going every Sunday.
1130
01:07:26,475 --> 01:07:30,468
These are friendly competitions
held between members of the camp,
1131
01:07:30,546 --> 01:07:32,810
but if you think
this sort of thing's for kids,
1132
01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:34,440
you'd better think again.
1133
01:07:36,819 --> 01:07:38,548
... 70 miles per hour
1134
01:07:38,621 --> 01:07:39,747
while the monster truck models
1135
01:07:39,822 --> 01:07:41,380
could be up to a foot and a half...
1136
01:07:42,525 --> 01:07:46,086
Handling the models at those speeds
allows for hairpin turns.
1137
01:07:46,162 --> 01:07:47,561
Of course it's a challenge of...
1138
01:08:03,512 --> 01:08:04,809
Lyn?
1139
01:08:12,988 --> 01:08:14,285
Lyn? Where are you going?
1140
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:22,795
Lyn?
1141
01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:25,430
Weather today...
1142
01:08:26,902 --> 01:08:28,802
... with highs of 102 degrees,
1143
01:08:28,871 --> 01:08:33,672
humidity at 13% and low southwestern
winds.
1144
01:09:06,709 --> 01:09:08,074
Hello, Bill.
1145
01:09:12,381 --> 01:09:14,110
Hello, Lyn.
1146
01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:18,377
This is Bob.
1147
01:09:19,388 --> 01:09:20,912
Hello, Bob.
1148
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:23,151
Hello.
1149
01:09:25,528 --> 01:09:26,995
Oh, good.
1150
01:09:27,062 --> 01:09:30,623
The gang's all here.
1151
01:09:30,699 --> 01:09:33,133
This is primarily a Psyops base.
1152
01:09:33,202 --> 01:09:35,193
"Psy" for psychic, right?
1153
01:09:35,271 --> 01:09:38,707
"Psy" for psychological,
but the irony isn't wasted on me.
1154
01:09:38,774 --> 01:09:41,299
Radio broadcasts, leaflets,
things like that.
1155
01:09:41,377 --> 01:09:45,939
Oh, here's an Iraqi Psyops leaflet
they dropped on us.
1156
01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:47,744
"American Soldier,
1157
01:09:47,816 --> 01:09:51,343
your wives are back at home having sex
with Bart Simpson and Burt Reynolds."
1158
01:09:51,420 --> 01:09:54,218
Yeah, didn't exactly do
their homework there.
1159
01:09:54,290 --> 01:09:55,518
How'd you find us, Lyn?
1160
01:09:55,591 --> 01:09:57,582
I told you I remote viewed you.
1161
01:09:57,660 --> 01:10:00,754
If this is Psyops base,
what are you doing here?
1162
01:10:00,829 --> 01:10:03,764
I said it was primarily Psyops.
1163
01:10:03,832 --> 01:10:05,959
There are individuals
in the current administration
1164
01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:08,936
who are looking for creative solutions
to the War on Terror.
1165
01:10:09,004 --> 01:10:11,529
They're far more open minded
than their predecessors,
1166
01:10:11,607 --> 01:10:14,770
and they've out-sourced experimental
research to my company.
1167
01:10:14,843 --> 01:10:16,208
Sick?
1168
01:10:16,278 --> 01:10:20,271
It's pronounced "psych."
1169
01:10:20,349 --> 01:10:25,582
Psychic Systems International Corp... P.S. I.C.
1170
01:10:25,654 --> 01:10:28,817
Turns out certain people had heard
about the New Earth Army.
1171
01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:31,416
They were very interested
in some of the work we were doing back then.
1172
01:10:31,493 --> 01:10:33,085
They got a hold of me. I got a hold of Bill.
1173
01:10:35,097 --> 01:10:37,088
Bill works for you?
1174
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:40,226
Bill's looking into subliminal messaging.
1175
01:10:40,302 --> 01:10:44,432
Oh. This is one we designed
to play to our own troops
1176
01:10:44,506 --> 01:10:45,666
before going into combat.
1177
01:10:45,741 --> 01:10:47,641
Push "Play" on that.
1178
01:10:47,710 --> 01:10:49,405
� Wishing and hoping �
1179
01:10:49,478 --> 01:10:52,038
� And thinking and praying �
1180
01:10:52,114 --> 01:10:53,809
� Planning and dreaming �
1181
01:10:53,882 --> 01:10:56,043
There's a subliminal message in this?
1182
01:10:56,118 --> 01:11:00,384
This one's called "Don't Get Drunk
Before Firing Heavy Machine Guns."
1183
01:11:00,456 --> 01:11:02,822
We've got all sorts
of new ideas in development.
1184
01:11:02,891 --> 01:11:04,415
Give him one of our new ideas.
1185
01:11:04,493 --> 01:11:06,586
- Uh, Air bag mine?
- Air bag mine.
1186
01:11:06,662 --> 01:11:07,924
Non-lethal... boom,
1187
01:11:07,997 --> 01:11:09,055
catapults the fucker up into air.
1188
01:11:09,131 --> 01:11:10,758
Give me another one.
1189
01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:13,097
Blast target with pheromones
and then release Attack Bees.
1190
01:11:13,168 --> 01:11:15,534
Excellent. Attack Bees.
1191
01:11:15,604 --> 01:11:17,731
The Forces of Nature. Another.
1192
01:11:17,806 --> 01:11:19,068
Project Achilles.
1193
01:11:19,141 --> 01:11:20,267
We mutilate enemy corpses...
1194
01:11:20,342 --> 01:11:22,674
We're not doing that one anymore, you idiot.
1195
01:11:22,745 --> 01:11:28,149
The point is we've got a budget,
we've got supporters.
1196
01:11:28,217 --> 01:11:31,311
I'm rebuilding the New Earth Army,
only this time without all the hippie crap.
1197
01:11:31,387 --> 01:11:33,150
How you doing there, Bill?
1198
01:11:33,222 --> 01:11:36,350
Going to get some ice cream.
1199
01:11:42,431 --> 01:11:45,423
You get the occasional flash
of what he used to be,
1200
01:11:45,501 --> 01:11:47,833
but he's pretty burnt out on the booze.
1201
01:11:47,903 --> 01:11:49,768
Still, he's the best.
1202
01:11:49,838 --> 01:11:53,239
Oh. Twizzlers.
1203
01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:54,333
You want one?
1204
01:11:54,410 --> 01:11:55,468
No.
1205
01:11:55,544 --> 01:11:56,533
God, I love these things.
1206
01:11:59,148 --> 01:12:01,708
��
1207
01:12:43,592 --> 01:12:47,585
� We're together joyfully �
1208
01:12:47,663 --> 01:12:49,893
� With a laugh and a kiss �
1209
01:12:49,965 --> 01:12:52,433
� Over Happy Lake Canoe �
1210
01:12:52,501 --> 01:12:53,661
What is it?
1211
01:12:53,736 --> 01:12:55,226
� Sharing joy with me and you �
1212
01:12:55,304 --> 01:12:57,670
The Dark Side.
1213
01:13:05,481 --> 01:13:09,975
What are you going to do?
Lyn, what are you going to do?
1214
01:13:10,052 --> 01:13:12,520
It's too late.
1215
01:13:15,124 --> 01:13:16,250
I'm dying, Bob.
1216
01:13:16,325 --> 01:13:18,691
Oh, you're not going to die.
1217
01:13:18,761 --> 01:13:22,288
I don't believe you can be killed
by mail-order Dim Sum or...
1218
01:13:22,364 --> 01:13:24,332
- Dim Mak.
- Dim Mak... whatever.
1219
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,334
You can't just be
tapped on the shoulder and whatnot...
1220
01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:29,132
- It's cancer.
- What?
1221
01:13:31,206 --> 01:13:34,175
I mean, I know it was
the Dim Mak that caused it.
1222
01:13:35,511 --> 01:13:36,637
It's cancer.
1223
01:13:36,712 --> 01:13:39,647
At least that's what the doctors say.
1224
01:13:43,485 --> 01:13:46,943
There's different ways of looking at...
1225
01:13:47,022 --> 01:13:49,616
different names for a reality.
1226
01:14:03,205 --> 01:14:05,730
Here. Give that to Bill.
1227
01:14:06,909 --> 01:14:08,536
I don't deserve it.
1228
01:14:12,881 --> 01:14:14,109
Take it.
1229
01:14:22,157 --> 01:14:24,216
It wasn't the Dim Mak that was killing Lyn,
1230
01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:26,193
and it wasn't the cancer.
1231
01:14:26,261 --> 01:14:28,729
He was dying of a broken heart...
1232
01:14:28,797 --> 01:14:31,789
and maybe the cancer as well.
1233
01:14:31,867 --> 01:14:33,801
His mission had failed,
1234
01:14:33,869 --> 01:14:36,394
and failure was something
I knew too much about.
1235
01:14:37,639 --> 01:14:39,698
Bill?
1236
01:15:00,395 --> 01:15:04,695
Lyn told me he didn't deserve
this eagle feather.
1237
01:15:04,766 --> 01:15:09,032
He wanted me to give it back to you.
1238
01:15:09,104 --> 01:15:10,469
It's fake.
1239
01:15:10,539 --> 01:15:11,733
What?
1240
01:15:13,675 --> 01:15:17,702
$25,000 fine for taking an eagle feather.
1241
01:15:17,779 --> 01:15:21,237
This one's off a turkey.
1242
01:15:21,316 --> 01:15:23,750
You just dye the tip black.
1243
01:15:25,988 --> 01:15:29,116
Don't tell Lyn.
1244
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:30,681
It isn't real.
1245
01:15:32,895 --> 01:15:35,557
None of it was real.
1246
01:15:40,168 --> 01:15:43,069
Lyn told me about the curse...
1247
01:15:43,138 --> 01:15:45,538
that by killing the goat
he put a curse on all of you.
1248
01:15:47,843 --> 01:15:50,971
Wh... What's Larry
going to do with these goats?
1249
01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:00,245
Do you believe in redemption, Bill?
1250
01:16:23,512 --> 01:16:26,572
Oh. Sorry. Didn't mean to wake you.
1251
01:16:29,017 --> 01:16:31,611
How did you find us?
1252
01:16:31,687 --> 01:16:34,850
I told you. I remote viewed you.
1253
01:16:34,923 --> 01:16:37,892
Scotty Mercer told you, didn't he?
1254
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:39,985
Yeah, he did.
1255
01:16:40,062 --> 01:16:41,791
We told Scotty we were coming over here.
1256
01:16:41,863 --> 01:16:44,832
- Asked him if he wanted some work.
- I haven't seen Scotty.
1257
01:16:46,335 --> 01:16:48,530
That's funny
because he told me he ran into you
1258
01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:52,199
and mentioned that there
might be some jobs going over with us.
1259
01:16:53,241 --> 01:16:58,178
Isn't that why you came, really, Lyn?
1260
01:16:58,246 --> 01:16:59,713
You want back in, don't you?
1261
01:17:01,249 --> 01:17:02,614
It can happen.
1262
01:17:02,684 --> 01:17:04,549
You've only got to say the word.
1263
01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:08,647
This could be
the new Golden Age for psi research.
1264
01:17:08,724 --> 01:17:12,922
You, me, Bill, back together again
like the old days.
1265
01:17:19,501 --> 01:17:22,732
You don't have to make a decision now.
1266
01:17:22,804 --> 01:17:24,339
Tell me in the morning.
1267
01:17:34,349 --> 01:17:38,479
Mother Earth, you are my life-support system.
1268
01:17:38,553 --> 01:17:41,317
As a solider, I must drink your blue water,
1269
01:17:41,390 --> 01:17:43,358
live inside your red clay,
1270
01:17:43,425 --> 01:17:45,825
and eat your green skin.
1271
01:17:45,894 --> 01:17:48,158
Help me to balance myself
1272
01:17:48,230 --> 01:17:51,666
as you hold in balance the earth, the sea,
1273
01:17:51,733 --> 01:17:53,701
and the space environments.
1274
01:17:53,769 --> 01:17:55,669
Help me to open my heart,
1275
01:17:55,737 --> 01:17:58,729
knowing that the universe will feed me.
1276
01:17:58,807 --> 01:18:02,641
I pray my boots
will always kiss your face
1277
01:18:02,711 --> 01:18:05,509
- and my footsteps match your heartbeat.
- Match your heartbeat.
1278
01:18:05,580 --> 01:18:08,674
Carry my body through space and time.
1279
01:18:08,750 --> 01:18:11,446
You are my connection to the universe
1280
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,647
and all that comes after.
1281
01:18:13,722 --> 01:18:16,247
I am yours, and you are mine.
1282
01:18:16,324 --> 01:18:17,985
I salute you.
1283
01:18:22,464 --> 01:18:24,227
I salute you.
1284
01:18:33,075 --> 01:18:36,340
Bill? Bill! Bill.
1285
01:18:36,411 --> 01:18:38,436
Bill, are you okay?
1286
01:18:41,249 --> 01:18:43,046
I just saw Timothy Leary.
1287
01:18:43,118 --> 01:18:46,053
Timothy Leary's dead.
1288
01:18:46,121 --> 01:18:49,648
I know. Hey, I got an idea.
1289
01:18:55,530 --> 01:18:57,521
Good evening, gentlemen.
1290
01:18:57,599 --> 01:19:00,090
Going to get some ice cream.
1291
01:19:15,884 --> 01:19:17,476
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
1292
01:19:17,552 --> 01:19:18,746
Your attention.
1293
01:19:45,881 --> 01:19:47,872
Don't eat the eggs.
1294
01:19:50,919 --> 01:19:53,217
- What?
- Don't eat the eggs.
1295
01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:15,003
Here, I picked these flowers for you.
1296
01:20:21,883 --> 01:20:23,214
What's going on?
1297
01:20:23,285 --> 01:20:25,583
We put LSD in the eggs.
1298
01:20:28,456 --> 01:20:31,789
Bill showed me where Larry
had some bottles of LSD,
1299
01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:33,919
and we put some
in the powdered eggs last night.
1300
01:20:33,995 --> 01:20:35,519
And in the water.
1301
01:20:36,865 --> 01:20:37,991
What?
1302
01:20:38,066 --> 01:20:41,001
I put it in the main water tank as well.
1303
01:20:41,069 --> 01:20:43,299
But we drank the water.
1304
01:20:44,873 --> 01:20:46,898
Yeah.
1305
01:21:07,462 --> 01:21:09,157
Uh, hold on.
1306
01:21:09,231 --> 01:21:13,258
Uh, the weather today is going to be... hot.
1307
01:21:13,335 --> 01:21:14,825
I mean, I'm guessing.
1308
01:21:14,903 --> 01:21:18,236
I haven't really looked
at the thing, but it's...
1309
01:21:18,306 --> 01:21:21,400
it's going to be fucking
hot as balls out there.
1310
01:21:21,476 --> 01:21:26,379
Again, because, you know?
1311
01:21:26,448 --> 01:21:29,542
Big fucking shocker, right?
It's going to be hot again.
1312
01:21:33,288 --> 01:21:36,883
Don't you think it would've been a good idea
if we hadn't drunk the fucking water?
1313
01:21:36,958 --> 01:21:39,222
No. That might've aroused suspicion.
1314
01:21:39,294 --> 01:21:40,761
But don't worry.
1315
01:21:40,829 --> 01:21:44,492
Over the years, I've developed
a massive tolerance to all narcotics.
1316
01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:47,000
Yeah! Woo-hoo!
1317
01:21:47,068 --> 01:21:49,901
Woo-hoo-hoo!
1318
01:22:01,249 --> 01:22:05,413
You're going to hit the gate!
You're going to hit the gate!
1319
01:22:10,191 --> 01:22:12,125
It's cool. You missed it.
1320
01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:22,593
In the name of the New Earth Army
and loving people everywhere,
1321
01:22:22,671 --> 01:22:24,104
I'm liberating you.
1322
01:22:33,315 --> 01:22:36,443
I'm liberating this base!
1323
01:22:46,761 --> 01:22:49,821
Come on. Let's go. Let's go, goats.
1324
01:22:51,299 --> 01:22:54,860
Come on, go. Go. Come on.
1325
01:22:56,338 --> 01:22:57,600
Come on.
1326
01:22:57,672 --> 01:23:01,130
Whoa. Atta boy. Come on. Come on.
1327
01:23:14,756 --> 01:23:16,087
I'm free.
1328
01:23:16,157 --> 01:23:18,284
Come on. Everyone, come on.
1329
01:23:20,528 --> 01:23:23,429
It's okay. It's okay. Come on.
1330
01:23:36,144 --> 01:23:38,408
Put the gun down, Larry.
1331
01:23:50,892 --> 01:23:52,154
Wow.
1332
01:23:52,227 --> 01:23:54,092
I'm really hungry.
1333
01:23:58,533 --> 01:24:01,093
Let's go. Come on.
1334
01:24:04,739 --> 01:24:07,708
Don't be afraid. They're just goats.
1335
01:24:07,776 --> 01:24:09,573
Free to go.
1336
01:24:11,780 --> 01:24:13,577
Dismissed.
1337
01:24:13,648 --> 01:24:16,344
Don't worry about the soldiers.
1338
01:24:16,418 --> 01:24:18,409
Go. Go.
1339
01:24:20,288 --> 01:24:21,380
Ma'assalama.
1340
01:24:21,456 --> 01:24:22,787
Peace be with you.
1341
01:24:22,857 --> 01:24:25,553
Go.
1342
01:24:25,627 --> 01:24:27,458
- Go.
- You're free!
1343
01:24:27,529 --> 01:24:29,861
Ma'assalama.
1344
01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:40,273
Woo-hoo!
1345
01:25:14,843 --> 01:25:15,775
Wait!
1346
01:25:15,844 --> 01:25:16,811
Wait, wait. Wait for me!
1347
01:25:16,878 --> 01:25:18,072
Where are you going?
1348
01:25:18,146 --> 01:25:19,340
What about the mission?
1349
01:25:19,414 --> 01:25:21,905
You're the mission, Bob!
1350
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:24,585
Tell them what happened!
1351
01:25:24,652 --> 01:25:26,517
Tell everybody what happened.
1352
01:25:27,922 --> 01:25:29,651
It's your job now.
1353
01:25:35,096 --> 01:25:38,190
At the time, I was hurt
that Lyn hadn't taken me with him,
1354
01:25:38,266 --> 01:25:39,858
but now I know it was because
1355
01:25:39,934 --> 01:25:41,731
he and Bill had already
seen what was to come.
1356
01:26:02,690 --> 01:26:05,056
Nobody exactly knows what happened.
1357
01:26:05,126 --> 01:26:07,651
The official story is that their helicopter
must have crashed,
1358
01:26:07,729 --> 01:26:11,062
either because they were hit by an RPG
or because...
1359
01:26:11,132 --> 01:26:12,326
well, that's what happens
1360
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:14,834
when you fly a helicopter
while you're tripping on acid.
1361
01:26:16,538 --> 01:26:20,372
All I know is they've
never been seen since.
1362
01:26:20,441 --> 01:26:23,069
Like all shamen, they returned to the sky.
1363
01:26:28,149 --> 01:26:30,310
When I got back, I wrote the story up.
1364
01:26:30,385 --> 01:26:31,784
Everything.
1365
01:26:31,853 --> 01:26:34,822
Lyn had handed the mission on to me,
and I would see it through.
1366
01:26:34,889 --> 01:26:37,016
I would tell everyone what happened.
1367
01:26:37,091 --> 01:26:38,581
I understood now
1368
01:26:38,660 --> 01:26:40,457
that Debora and I
weren't meant to be together,
1369
01:26:40,528 --> 01:26:42,359
and I was at peace with that.
1370
01:26:42,430 --> 01:26:45,456
It wasn't my destiny to return
to the life I had before.
1371
01:26:45,533 --> 01:26:48,661
The universe has other plans for me.
1372
01:26:48,736 --> 01:26:51,705
I sent the story
to the newspapers and TV stations.
1373
01:26:51,773 --> 01:26:53,536
I didn't care what the authorities did to me.
1374
01:26:53,608 --> 01:26:57,203
I was ready to go to prison
as long as the truth came out,
1375
01:26:57,278 --> 01:26:59,803
but they didn't put me in prison.
1376
01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:01,314
They did something much worse.
1377
01:27:01,382 --> 01:27:04,476
... an unusual tool to break
the resistance of Iraqi POWs,
1378
01:27:04,552 --> 01:27:07,453
and trust me, a lot of parents would agree.
1379
01:27:07,522 --> 01:27:11,788
Some prisoners are being forced
to listen to Barney the purple dinosaur
1380
01:27:11,859 --> 01:27:16,159
sing the "I Love You" song
for 24 straight hours,
1381
01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:17,289
according to Newsweek Magazine.
1382
01:27:17,365 --> 01:27:19,765
And that was it.
1383
01:27:19,834 --> 01:27:23,270
That was the only bit
in my story that ran anywhere,
1384
01:27:23,338 --> 01:27:26,432
and it was a joke,
1385
01:27:26,507 --> 01:27:28,839
and if I ever needed proof
of how the Dark Side
1386
01:27:28,910 --> 01:27:32,573
had taken the beautiful dream
of what a nation could be
1387
01:27:32,647 --> 01:27:35,844
and had twisted it, destroyed it,
1388
01:27:35,917 --> 01:27:37,976
well, that was it,
1389
01:27:38,052 --> 01:27:39,747
but I won't stop.
1390
01:27:39,821 --> 01:27:42,381
I won't give up
1391
01:27:42,457 --> 01:27:45,255
because when I look
at what is happening in the world,
1392
01:27:45,326 --> 01:27:46,816
I know that now,
1393
01:27:46,894 --> 01:27:48,623
more than ever...
1394
01:27:50,231 --> 01:27:51,789
we need to be all that we can be.
1395
01:27:51,866 --> 01:27:53,094
Bob?
1396
01:27:54,736 --> 01:27:57,204
Now, more than ever...
1397
01:27:59,474 --> 01:28:01,271
we need the Jedi.
1398
01:28:02,744 --> 01:28:06,737
END
1399
01:28:11,152 --> 01:28:13,347
� It's more than a feeling �
1400
01:28:13,421 --> 01:28:15,150
� More than a feeling �
1401
01:28:15,223 --> 01:28:17,919
� When I hear that old song
they used to play �
1402
01:28:17,992 --> 01:28:19,789
� More than a feeling �
1403
01:28:19,861 --> 01:28:22,227
� I begin dreaming �
1404
01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:23,821
� More than a feeling �
1405
01:28:23,898 --> 01:28:29,530
� Till I see Marianne walk away �
1406
01:28:29,604 --> 01:28:36,533
� I see my Marianne walking away �
1407
01:28:46,721 --> 01:28:50,953
� So many people have come and gone �
1408
01:28:51,025 --> 01:28:55,359
� Their faces fade as the years go by �
1409
01:28:55,430 --> 01:28:59,867
� Yet I still recall as I wander on �
1410
01:28:59,934 --> 01:29:06,806
� As clear as the sun
in the summer sky �
1411
01:29:19,921 --> 01:29:22,389
� It's more than a feeling �
1412
01:29:22,457 --> 01:29:23,981
� More than a feeling �
1413
01:29:24,058 --> 01:29:26,788
� When I hear that old song
they used to play �
1414
01:29:26,861 --> 01:29:28,886
� More than a feeling �
1415
01:29:28,963 --> 01:29:30,931
� I begin dreaming �
1416
01:29:30,998 --> 01:29:32,693
� More than a feeling �
1417
01:29:32,767 --> 01:29:38,296
� Till I see Marianne walk away �
1418
01:29:38,373 --> 01:29:44,744
� I see my Marianne walking away �
1419
01:30:24,552 --> 01:30:28,545
� When I'm tired and thinking cold �
1420
01:30:28,623 --> 01:30:33,060
� I hide in my music, forget the day �
1421
01:30:33,127 --> 01:30:37,461
� And dream of a girl I used to know �
1422
01:30:37,532 --> 01:30:44,370
� I closed my eyes
and she slipped away �
1423
01:30:49,444 --> 01:30:54,939
� She slipped away �
1424
01:31:17,405 --> 01:31:19,703
� It's more than a feeling �
1425
01:31:19,774 --> 01:31:21,401
� More than a feeling �
1426
01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:24,240
� When I hear that old song
they used to play �
1427
01:31:24,312 --> 01:31:26,177
� More than a feeling �
1428
01:31:26,247 --> 01:31:28,681
� I begin dreaming �
1429
01:31:28,749 --> 01:31:29,977
� More than a feeling �
1430
01:31:30,051 --> 01:31:35,421
� Till I see Marianne walk away �