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CHECK THE ARTLINE.

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ARE YOU HYPERVENTILATING
THE PATIENT?

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Male nurse:
NO, DOCTOR.

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[MONITOR BEEPING]

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READY THE BONE WAX.
METZENBAUM SCISSORS.

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Female nurse:
METZENBAUM SCISSORS.

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[CAT MEOWS]

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GET THAT CAT OUT OF HERE.

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Male nurse:
YES, SIR.

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READY TO CLOSE. REMOVE
THE WEITLANDER RETRACTOR.

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Female Nurse:
WE'RE CLOSING, DOCTOR.

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REMOVE THE RAINEY CLIP,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.

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Olsen: I APPRECIATE
YOUR LETTING ME

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OBSERVE THAT
BRAIN OPERATION TODAY.

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Michael: IT WOULD'VE
BEEN MORE COMPLICATED

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IF HE'D NEEDED ONE,

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BUT SINCE YOU WANTED TO
OBSERVE MY TECHNIQUE, I--

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THAT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU.
DOCTOR, WERE YOU, UH,

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WERE YOU INTERESTED
IN SCIENCE AS A CHILD?

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I DON'T KNOW
IF I WAS INTERESTED

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SO MUCH IN THE SCIENCE

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AS I WAS THE SLIME
THAT GOES ALONG WITH IT.

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SNAKES AND FROGS.

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WHEN I SAW HOW SLIMY
THE HUMAN BRAIN WAS, I...

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I KNEW THAT'S WHAT
I WANTED TO DO

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WITH THE REST
OF MY LIFE.

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WHAT'S THE MATTER,
TIMON?

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I THOUGHT
YOU LIKED FISH.

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THEY TASTE FUNNY.

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REALLY? IT'S FRESH.

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IT CAME RIGHT OUT
OF THAT TANK.

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[UTENSIL DROPS,
DOG WHIMPERS]

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YOU HOOKED MY ANGEL FISH?!

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WHY DO YOU DO
THESE TERRIBLE THINGS?

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BECAUSE I LOVE
TO SEE THOSE VEINS

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IN YOUR TEMPLE THROB.

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YOU--YOU--
[GROWLS]

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[GROWLS]

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I'LL KILL YOU.

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LOOK HERE,
YOU DEVIL WOMAN,

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YOU'LL NEVER DO THIS
TO ANOTHER MAN!

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OH, YES, I WILL.
I'LL DO IT,

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AND I'LL DO IT,
AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN.

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WOULD YOU READ
THAT BACK TO ME?

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I'M AFRAID THAT
MIGHT MAKE ME

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SOUND POMPOUS
TO YOUR READERS.

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UH, "MY BRILLIANT RESEARCH
IN BRAIN TRANSPLANTATION

48
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"IS UNSURPASSED

49
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AND WILL PROBABLY MAKE MY NAME
LIVE BEYOND ETERNITY."

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NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

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TAKE OUT THE "PROBABLY."

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IT MAKES ME SOUND
WISHY-WASHY.

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YOU TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME,
YOU IMPOTENT PRUNE!

54
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OHH! [GROANS]

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[CAT SCREECHES]

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[RRREOW]

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MY RENOIR!
I'LL KILL YOU!

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I GET SO EXCITED
WHEN YOU GET ANGRY.

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IT MAKES ME FEEL
SO MUCH CLOSER

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TO THE READING
OF THE WILL.

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YOU WON'T GET A PENNY.

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I CHANGED MY WILL
MONTHS AGO.

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YOU SON OF A BITCH.

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WELL, I GUESS I'LL
JUST HAVE TO FIND ME

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A NEW MAN TO TORTURE.

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DR. FURRIER--

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THAT'S...HFUHRUHURR.

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I'M SORRY.

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THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

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A LOT OF PEOPLE
MISPRONOUNCE IT,

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BUT IT SOUNDS JUST
THE WAY IT'S SPELLED.

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H-F-U-H-R-U-H-U-R-R.
HFUHRUHURR.

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HFUHRUHURR-RUR.

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THAT'S GOOD. YOU JUST WENT
A LITTLE PAST IT THERE.

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JUST PUT THE BRAKES ON
A LITTLE SOONER.

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DOCTOR, I, UH...
I KNOW YOU WERE QUITE SHAKEN

77
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BY THE TRAGIC DEATH
OF YOUR WIFE.

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OH, I COULDN'T TALK
ABOUT IT FOR A LONG WHILE,

79
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BUT...TIME PASSES BY,
AND I CAN HANDLE IT NOW.

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HER NAME WAS REBECCA.

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WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!

82
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IS OOKIMS HAVING
A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK?

83
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WHAT A SHAME, WITH ME
SO YOUNG AND HOT!

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POM-POM!

85
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[DOG BARKING]

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RIP HER THROAT OUT!

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AAH!

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[DOG WHIMPERING]

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WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!

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DR. FURRIER!

91
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HFUHRUHURR!

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I'M SORRY.

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SHE WAS...

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EVERYTHING.

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IS THAT HER?

96
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NO. THAT'S JUST
A STATUE OF HER.

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OUR GARDENER RAMON,
HE...

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HE MADE MADE THAT
FOR ME AFTER SHE...

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I LOVE THE WAY
HER HEAD MOVES.

100
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SHE ALMOST LOOKS...
ALIVE.

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WATCH OUT!

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BYE-BYE!

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[DOG BARKING]

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AN ANGEL.

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LITTLE GIRL?

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YES, SIR?

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I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT, ALL RIGHT?

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OK.

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I WANT YOU TO RUN HOME,
AND I WANT YOU TO CALL THE E.R.

110
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OF NORTH BANK GENERAL HOSPITAL,
9-3-2-ONE THOUSAND.

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TELL THEM TO SET UP O.R. 6
IMMEDIATELY

112
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AND CONTACT ANESTHESIOLOGIST
ISADORE TOURICK,

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4-7-2-2-1-1-2, BEEP 12.

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HAVE THEM SEND AN AMBULANCE
WITH A PARAMEDIC CREW,

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LIGHT I.V., D-5 AND W, KVO.
YOU GOT IT?

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E.R., NORTH BANK
GENERAL HOSPITAL,

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9-3-2-ONE THOUSAND.

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SET UP O.R. 6,

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CONTACT ANESTHESIOLOGIST
ISADORE TOURICK,

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4-7-2-2-1-1-2, BEEP 12.

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AMBULANCE WITH PARAMEDICS
AND LIGHT I.V.,

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D-5 AND W, KVO.

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THAT'S GOOD.

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SOUNDS LIKE A SUBDURAL
HEMATOMA TO ME.

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OH, IT DOES, DOES IT?

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WELL, IT'S NOT YOUR JOB
TO DIAGNOSE.

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BUT I THOUGHT--

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YOU THOUGHT! YOU THOUGHT!
JUST GO!

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3 YEARS OF NURSERY SCHOOL,
AND YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL!

130
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WELL, YOU'RE STILL WET
BEHIND THE EARS.

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IT'S NOT A SUBDURAL HEMATOMA!
IT'S EPIDURAL! HAH!

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GODDAMN,
THAT MAKES ME MAD.

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[TELEPHONE RINGS]

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I DON'T FIND THIS AMUSING,
GARRERO!

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THIS IS A BETTER STORY
THAN I EVER HOPED FOR.

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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
GETS HIT BY A CAR

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AND NEEDS BRAIN SURGERY,
AND THE MAN WHO HITS HER

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IS THE WORLD'S GREATEST
BRAIN SURGEON

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WHO OPERATES ON HER
AND SAVES HER LIFE.

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IF I SAVE HER LIFE,
OLSEN. IF.

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YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,
DR. BRANDON?

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AH, YES, MICHAEL.

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THIS OPERATION THAT
YOU'RE ABOUT TO PERFORM,

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I FEEL,
IS VERY ILL-ADVISED.

145
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NO SURGEON SHOULD EVER
OPERATE ON A PATIENT

146
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THAT HE HAS PERSONALLY
INJURED.

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IT WOULD MAKE HIM
TOO EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED.

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DON'T YOU THINK
I'M AWARE OF THAT?

149
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BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE
OTHER PERSON I'D TRUST

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TO PERFORM THIS
OPERATION--BECKERMANN.

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DR. BECKERMANN WAS MURDERED
IN EUROPE. YOU KNOW THAT.

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EXACTLY!

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NOT ONLY IS HE DEAD,
HE'S 6,000 MILES AWAY.

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WHAT IS THAT?

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[WHISPERING]
It's a vagina.

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I KNOW WHAT IT IS.

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I MEAN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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SHAVING HER.

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THIS IS
A BRAIN OPERATION.

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I KNOW.

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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO BE, A HEART?

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YES, SIR.
CLIVE AND I THOUGHT

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THAT SINCE IT'S
VALENTINE'S DAY THAT--

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[CLICKING TONGUE]

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SHAVE HER ANYWHERE.

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WE'LL BE USING
MY CRANIAL SCREWTOP

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METHOD OF ENTRY
INTO THE BRAIN.

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FINE. YES, SIR.

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I NEVER WANT
TO SEE THAT AGAIN.

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I SUPPOSE
IF IT WERE CHRISTMAS,

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YOU'D HANG ORNAMENTS
ON IT.

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[MONITOR BEEPING]

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Michael: FORCEPS.

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METZENBAUM SCISSORS.

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10-BLADE SCALPEL.

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Female nurse:
10-BLADE.

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SPONGE STICK.

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GIVE ME A LITTLE SWEAT
ON MY UPPER LIP.

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REMOVE SWEAT.

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COVER HER BREASTS.
I'M A MAN, FLESH AND BLOOD.

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[MEOW]

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Michael: SCAT!

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[RREOW]

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DAMN!
THE CATS AROUND HERE.

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CRANIAL SCREWTOP.

186
00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:31,338
NOW ALL WE CAN DO IS WAIT.

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YES.

188
00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,154
WHERE AM I?

189
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IN A HOSPITAL.
YOU'VE HAD AN ACCIDENT.

190
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OH.

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00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,394
I HOPE I HAVEN'T
CAUSED ANY TROUBLE.

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Michael: OH, NO.

193
00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,798
Dolores:
I'M SO TIRED.

194
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SHH SHH SHH SHH.

195
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,034
WHO ARE YOU?

196
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,136
OH,
I'M--I'M YOUR DOCTOR.

197
00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,004
I WANT--

198
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,173
OH, DON'T--
DON'T TRY AND TALK.

199
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,347
Nurse: DOCTOR.

200
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,515
HUH?

201
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,719
YOU'RE WANTED IN O.R. 6
IN 5 MINUTES.

202
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,020
THANK YOU.

203
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,958
OHH. CONTINUE
THE DILANTIN I.V.

204
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,222
WHAT A SKULL.

205
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,694
OHH.

206
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:04,031
BOY, WOULD I LIKE
TO JUMP ON THOSE BONES.

207
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,700
REBECCA.

208
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,904
I CAN'T HELP
COMPARING HER TO YOU.

209
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,906
SHE HAS A BEHIND SO SEXY

210
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,776
YOU'D LIKE TO EAT LUNCH
OFF IT.

211
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:18,746
JUST LIKE WE DID,
REMEMBER?

212
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:21,014
REBECCA.

213
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,450
I'VE HAD THE TOP
OF HER HEAD OFF,

214
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,819
BUT THAT'S AS FAR
AS IT WENT.

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00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,588
I PROMISE I'LL NEVER RECITE
OUR FAVORITE POEM

216
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,491
TO ANYONE BUT YOU.

217
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,426
IN DILMAN'S GROVE.

218
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:38,766
IN DILMAN'S GROVE,
MY LOVE DID DIE,

219
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:41,468
AND NOW IN GROUND,
SHE'LL EVER LIE.

220
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:46,173
NONE COULD E'ER
REPLACE HER VISAGE,

221
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,075
UNTIL YOUR FACE

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00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,943
BROUGHT THOUGHTS
OF KISSAGE.

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00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,093
NURSE.

224
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:07,660
GOOD.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

225
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,762
MAKE A NOTE.

226
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,932
RIGHT ARM GRIP STRENGTH
VERY GOOD.

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00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:15,769
LEFT ARM'S--THERE'S
JUST NO IMPROVEMENT.

228
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:23,110
Michael: I WENT OUT
AND GOT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT.

229
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"THE COMPLETE POEMS
OF JOHN LILYSON."

230
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"ENGLAND'S GREATEST
ONE-ARMED POET"?

231
00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,689
HE WROTE
IN DILMAN'S GROVE

232
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,392
AND POINTY BIRDS.

233
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:40,894
I--

234
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,099
"OH, POINTY BIRDS,

235
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,701
"OH, POINTY, POINTY,

236
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,570
"ANOINT MY HEAD,

237
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,972
ANOINTY, 'NOINTY."

238
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,441
HE DIED IN 1894.

239
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:58,478
HE WAS THE FIRST PERSON
EVER TO BE HIT BY A CAR.

240
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,714
TO THINK YOU WERE
ALMOST KILLED BY A CAR.

241
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,516
MICHAEL.

242
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,385
THAT'S ALL OVER NOW.

243
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,722
THAT MAN YOU RAN AWAY
FROM THAT NIGHT...

244
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,925
POOR OLD MR. CRESWELL.

245
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:17,197
IT WAS ALL MY FAULT,
IN A WAY.

246
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:22,002
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
GONE THERE ALONE.

247
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,537
I GUESS I'M JUST
TOO TRUSTING.

248
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,007
OH, POOR LITTLE BIRD.

249
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,341
[BED MOTOR RUNNING]

250
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,410
SO FRAGILE.

251
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,612
SO NAIVE.

252
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,314
SO CHILDLIKE.

253
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,483
SO SHY.

254
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,818
SO CHASTE.

255
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,453
SO INNOCENT.

256
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,025
REBECCA.

257
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,293
IF THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG

258
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,828
WITH MY FEELINGS
FOR DOLORES,

259
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,230
JUST GIVE ME A SIGN.

260
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,499
Rebecca: NO!

261
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,201
NO!

262
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,303
NO!

263
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,637
NO!

264
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,439
NO!

265
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,374
NO!

266
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,110
NO!

267
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,644
NO!

268
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,813
NO!

269
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,415
NO!

270
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,150
NO!

271
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,818
NO!

272
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,054
NO!

273
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,756
JUST ANY KIND OF SIGN.

274
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:20,027
I'LL KEEP ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR IT.

275
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,229
MEANWHILE, I'LL JUST
PUT YOU IN THE CLOSET.

276
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,664
IN SICKNESS
OR IN HEALTH

277
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,334
TILL DEATH
DO YOU PART?

278
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,335
I DO.

279
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:32,105
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
MAN AND WIFE.

280
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,141
YOU MAY
KISS THE BRIDE.

281
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,115
NOT NOW.

282
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,056
[DOG BARKING]

283
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,702
THERE IT IS, DARLING.
YOUR NEW HOME.

284
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:06,139
THE HOUSE OF HFUHRUHURR.

285
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:09,076
WHAT ARE THOSE ASSHOLES
DOING ON THE PORCH?

286
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:12,645
[LAUGHING]
THOSE AREN'T ASSHOLES.

287
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,982
IT'S PRONOUNCED "AZALEAS."

288
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,683
[LAUGHS]

289
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,852
I PUT THEM THERE FOR YOU.

290
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,254
Ramon: SEÑOR.

291
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,856
Michael: NO, RAMON.
MY WIFE WILL NOT BE

292
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:26,059
ENTERING HER NEW HOME
IN A WHEELCHAIR.

293
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,611
I WANT THIS MOMENT
TO LAST FOREVER.

294
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,683
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

295
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,787
[CLEARS THROAT]
SEÑOR?

296
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,391
SEÑOR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO
EAT YOUR BREAKFAST NOW?

297
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,093
HAVE YOU TAKEN ENOUGH
PHOTOS OF THE MOMENT

298
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,595
SO WE CAN REMEMBER
THIS MOMENT FOREVER?

299
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:03,496
OH, YES.

300
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,498
AND WE GOT THEM
BACK ALREADY. SEE?

301
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,633
OH, THAT'S NICE.

302
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,102
ALL RIGHT, BREAKFAST.

303
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,171
WE'LL GET CLEANED UP FIRST.

304
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,875
ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD

305
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,045
IS ABOUT TO WALK OUT HERE.

306
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,413
I'M HAPPY TO SAY HE IS
STILL BUSY MAKING HIS ...

307
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,515
Michael: LOOK,
I FRAMED THE MOMENT.

308
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,650
MM-HMM.

309
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,719
TV: HE'S NOW ABOUT TO
UNVEIL HIS LATEST PICTURE,

310
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,521
WHICH I HEAR IS JUST AMAZING,

311
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,857
OPENING ON THE 21st
OF THIS MONTH--

312
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,060
[MONITOR BEEPING]

313
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,599
YUCK.
[CHANGES CHANNEL]

314
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,000
WAIT. TURN THAT BACK.

315
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,001
THAT'S
MY FAVORITE MOVIE.

316
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,570
THAT'S DONOVAN'S BRAIN.

317
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,638
AND NOT THE SLIGHTEST
SIGN OF DECAY?

318
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,108
NONE. I'VE NEVER SEEN
HEALTHIER TISSUE.

319
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,643
IT'S GROWING LARGER
BY THE DAY.

320
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,879
IT'S DISGUSTING.

321
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,914
BRAINS ARE SO UGLY.

322
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,216
NO. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

323
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,219
I'M LATE!

324
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,254
IS THAT ALL YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

325
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,855
IT'S ALL
I HAVE TIME FOR.

326
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,124
HOW DO YOU FEEL?

327
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,825
OH, I'M FINE.

328
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,728
I JUST...WISH I COULD
GET OUT OF THIS WHEELCHAIR

329
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,598
SO I COULD HELP A LITTLE
AROUND THE HOUSE.

330
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,565
YOU WILL.

331
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,234
YOU JUST HAD
A MAJOR OPERATION.

332
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,035
IT TAKES TIME
TO RECOVER.

333
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,204
YOU'RE GONNA BE UP
AND AROUND IN NO TIME.

334
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,771
JUST BE PATIENT.

335
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,510
DOLORES? SOON?

336
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,547
HUH?

337
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,017
HUH?

338
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,153
[LAUGHS]

339
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,387
[SIGHS]

340
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,708
Michael:
FORGOT MY HAT.

341
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,943
OOH! OHH!

342
00:17:56,943 --> 00:18:00,113
YOU WALKED! YOU WALKED!
YOU WALKED!

343
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:03,483
I SHOULDN'T
HAVE GOTTEN UP,

344
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,884
BUT I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU

345
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,587
AND WALK INTO YOUR ARMS
TONIGHT WHEN YOU CAME HOME.

346
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:11,224
YOU WALKED! YOU WALKED!
YOU WALKED!

347
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,360
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

348
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,894
WHO IS THAT MAN OUT THERE?

349
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,029
JUAN.
HE WORKS FOR RAMON.

350
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,798
OH. HE FRIGHTENED ME.

351
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,501
HE'S JUST A BIG,
GOOD-NATURED BAG OF MUSCLES.

352
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:25,037
THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIM
THAT MAKES ME QUIVER.

353
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,773
IS HE HERE OFTEN?

354
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,608
JUST ONE DAY A WEEK.

355
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,842
WHAT DAY?

356
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,344
TUESDAY.

357
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,812
IS HE EVER ALONE?

358
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:37,884
I MEAN, DOES RAMON EVER GO OFF
AND LEAVE HIM HERE ALONE?

359
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,386
SOMETIMES. WHY?

360
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,654
I'D LIKE TO KNOW.

361
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:45,792
PLEASE,
TELL RAMON TO WARN ME

362
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,229
WHEN HE'S GONNA LEAVE ME
ALONE WITH THAT JUAN PERSON.

363
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,664
ALL RIGHT, IF THAT'LL
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

364
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,966
THAT'LL MAKE ME
FEEL MUCH BETTER.

365
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,803
FRIGHTENED LITTLE MOUSE.

366
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:02,742
[LAUGHS]

367
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,277
I'LL TELL RAMON

368
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:07,614
TO WARN HER
ABOUT JUAN.

369
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,148
[DOOR OPENS]

370
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,218
RAMON!

371
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,053
MICHAEL, MICHAEL,
HOW IS MARRIED LIFE?

372
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,054
I DON'T KNOW!

373
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,056
I'M SORRY.
I'VE BEEN ON EDGE

374
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,925
THE LAST COUPLE
OF WEEKS.

375
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,893
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.

376
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:21,894
MICHAEL!

377
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,696
AAH!

378
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,498
SEE? THAT'S
A PERFECT EXAMPLE.

379
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,167
OH, GOD, I ALMOST PEED
IN THE SCRUB BASIN.

380
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,270
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I'VE BEEN SO TENSE.

381
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,872
MAYBE IT'S YOUR COFFEE.

382
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,642
NO.

383
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:40,179
WHEN A WOMAN WHO'S JUST
HAD MAJOR BRAIN SURGERY

384
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,848
TELLS YOU SHE
HAS A HEADACHE,

385
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:42,882
YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN.

386
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,452
OH.

387
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,853
PATIENCE, MICHAEL.

388
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,356
A RECENTLY MARRIED WOMAN
AND AN EAGER YOUNG HUSBAND--

389
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,758
IT WON'T BE LONG
BEFORE YOU HEAR HER SAY,

390
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,693
"TAKE ME! TAKE ME!"

391
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,727
[HEAVY BREATHING]

392
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,663
Dolores: TAKE ME.

393
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,733
TAKE ME.

394
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,340
OHH.

395
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,209
OHH, JUAN.

396
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,778
YOU...

397
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,514
YOU'RE THROUGH!

398
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,283
I DON'T THINK I AM.

399
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:17,484
NOT YOU.

400
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,822
BY THE WAY, I FIRED
RAMON YESTERDAY.

401
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:26,593
RAMON? BUT RAMON IS SUCH
A FINE MAN. WHAT DID HE DO?

402
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:29,996
HE CAME UP BEHIND ME,
AND HE GRABBED MY BREASTS.

403
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,265
WHAT?

404
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,102
I HAVEN'T EVEN
DONE THAT YET.

405
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,804
I KNOW. I TOLD HIM THAT.

406
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,138
YOU TOLD HIM?

407
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,408
HE SAID HE HAD
TO MEASURE ME

408
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,809
FOR A NEW
DASHBOARD ORNAMENT.

409
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,945
HE TOLD ME HE HAD TO
MEASURE REBECCA A LOT

410
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,814
BEFORE HE GOT HER RIGHT.

411
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:54,754
OH, YOU'RE UPSET.

412
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,626
SO AM I.

413
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:02,829
I WANT TO BE EVERYTHING
TO YOU REBECCA WAS.

414
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,902
I WANT TO GIVE YOU...
EVERYTHING SHE GAVE YOU,

415
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,739
DO EVERYTHING SHE DID.

416
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,244
WHEN CAN YOU START?

417
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:20,613
HOW SOON
CAN YOU GET HOME?

418
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:24,116
WELL, I HAVE 2 OPERATIONS,
BUT I CAN DO THEM FAST.

419
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,985
THEY'RE JUST
BRAIN OPERATIONS.

420
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,323
LET ME GET MY HAT.

421
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,591
MY BRIEFCASE.

422
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,367
COULD YOU WALK ME
TO THE DOOR?

423
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,673
[MONITOR BEEPING]

424
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,410
WHAT'S HE DOING?

425
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:53,413
2 BRAIN OPERATIONS
AT THE SAME TIME.

426
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,414
NUMBER 11-BLADE.

427
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,415
11-BLADE.

428
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:56,416
10-BLADE SCALPEL.

429
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,617
10-BLADE.

430
00:21:57,617 --> 00:22:00,086
READY THE BONE WAX.
METZENBAUM SCISSORS.

431
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,087
METZENBAUM SCISSORS.

432
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,088
[CAT MEOWS]

433
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,222
GET THAT CAT
OUT OF HERE.

434
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:04,824
YES, SIR.
[RRREOW]

435
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,026
WE'RE READY TO CLOSE.
CRANIAL SCREWTOPS.

436
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,899
CHECK FOR STRIPPING.
TAKE THEM TO S.I.C.U.

437
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:15,502
BRAVO!
BRAVO!

438
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,310
YOU'RE SO EARLY.

439
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:25,378
YES.

440
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,580
TAKE OFF YOUR COAT.

441
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,384
AND YOUR PAPER HAT.

442
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,921
I'M CHILLING
SOME WINE FOR US.

443
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:36,188
WHY DON'T YOU OPEN IT?

444
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,457
YES.

445
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,807
[POURING WINE]

446
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:03,082
DOES THIS
DO ANYTHING FOR YOU?

447
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:04,817
OH, YES.

448
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:05,852
GOOD.

449
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,960
I WANT OUR FIRST NIGHT
TOGETHER...

450
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,094
TO BE EXCITING.

451
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:16,429
I DO, TOO.

452
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:19,732
I HOPE THE WAITING
HASN'T BEEN TOO HARD ON YOU.

453
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:24,604
THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

454
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:27,707
THIS FITS VERY SNUG,

455
00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:31,043
AND YOU MAY HAVE SOME TROUBLE
GETTING IT OFF ME.

456
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,312
YOU MAY HAVE TO
TEAR IT OFF MY BODY.

457
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:36,483
I CAN TEAR.
I LIKE TEARING.

458
00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:42,121
YOU...MAN OF STEEL.

459
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,992
[EXHALES]

460
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,727
[MURMURS]

461
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:52,031
I CAN'T WAIT
TILL NEXT THURSDAY.

462
00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,271
TODAY IS MONDAY.

463
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,473
I KNOW.

464
00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:04,243
BUT MY HEADACHE
SHOULD BE GONE BY THEN.

465
00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:06,278
YOU DON'T MIND WAITING,
DO YOU?

466
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,280
OH. NO.

467
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,683
NO, NO, NO.
NOT AT ALL.

468
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,785
I HAVE A LITTLE
HEADACHE MYSELF.

469
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,153
MAYBE I'LL TAKE A WALK.

470
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,823
IT'LL DO ME GOOD.

471
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,960
WHERE'S MY HAT?
[GASPS]

472
00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:23,896
IT'S...

473
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:25,031
[GLASS BREAKS]

474
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:27,700
[BIRD CHIRPING]

475
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,970
THE BREEZE FEELS GOOD.

476
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,840
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

477
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,644
MICHAEL, I'M, UH,
CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.

478
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:39,946
REALLY?
WHAT'S THE CONCERN?

479
00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,247
[SLAMS DOOR]

480
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:44,383
MY STAFF TELLS ME THAT YOU'VE
BEEN A LITTLE TENSE LATELY.

481
00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:45,585
TENSE?

482
00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:51,558
IS THAT WHAT
THEY SAY ABOUT ME?

483
00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:55,461
MICHAEL, EVEN TO ME,
YOU SEEM A LITTLE JUMPY.

484
00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:56,729
JUMPY?!

485
00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:58,264
HOW ARE THINGS
AT HOME, MICHAEL?

486
00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:01,133
GREAT. I'M MARRIED TO THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.

487
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:03,435
HOW COULD IT BE ANYTHING
BUT GREAT?!

488
00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:05,705
IT'S GONNA BE EVEN GREATER!

489
00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:07,874
JUST AS SOON AS WE...

490
00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:12,344
6 WEEKS AND YOU HAVEN'T
MADE LOVE TO YOUR WIFE YET?

491
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,813
NO WONDER YOU'RE TENSE.

492
00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:17,516
DR. BRANDON, THE WOMAN HAS
JUST HAD MAJOR BRAIN SURGERY.

493
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,086
SHE'S HAD ENOUGH
UNPLEASANTNESS.

494
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:25,625
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IN
THE FINGER-SUCKING DEPARTMENT

495
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:29,161
I AM EXTREMELY SATISFIED.

496
00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:33,666
[BANGING]

497
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,102
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
TO AUSTRIA, MICHAEL?

498
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:37,036
NO.

499
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,738
THE AUSTRIAN INSTITUTE
OF CRANIOLOGY

500
00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:40,773
HAS ASKED MANY TIMES
FOR YOU TO LECTURE THERE

501
00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:43,509
ON YOUR THEORY
OF BRAIN TRANSPLANTS.

502
00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:45,511
WHY NOT
TAKE THEM UP ON IT?

503
00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:48,981
COMBINE A BUSINESS TRIP
WITH A HONEYMOON.

504
00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,883
HONEYMOON.

505
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:54,186
YEAH. I GOT TO DO SOMETHING
TO GET US STARTED.

506
00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:55,254
WHEN ARE YOU SCHEDULED

507
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:57,223
TO HAVE YOUR HANDS
REMOVED FROM YOUR FACE?

508
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,357
3:00 THIS AFTERNOON.

509
00:25:58,357 --> 00:25:59,659
THEN YOU COULD DO
THE VOITLANDER SURGERY FOR ME.

510
00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:00,993
OF COURSE!

511
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:03,562
HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL
WITH THAT INSTANT GLUE.

512
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,697
I KNOW.

513
00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:06,165
HERE'S
THE VOITLANDER CHART.

514
00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:08,400
A HONEYMOON.

515
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,870
YEAH. HONEYMOON!

516
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:32,792
MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?

517
00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:34,193
YES, I'M DR. HFUHRUHURR.

518
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:35,962
I BELIEVE YOU'RE HOLDING
A ROOM FOR ME.

519
00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:42,034
YES. WOULD YOU PREFER
A DOUBLE OR TWIN BEDS?

520
00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:47,373
A DOUBLE.

521
00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:49,709
AH, A DOUBLE.

522
00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,878
COULD YOU SEND UP
A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE

523
00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:54,113
AND PUT A "DO NOT DISTURB"
ON THE PHONE

524
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,949
FOR THE NEXT--
UM, LET'S SEE.

525
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,752
WE GO IN, PUT OUR BAGS DOWN
START KISSING,

526
00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:01,353
BE ABOUT 7 MINUTES.

527
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,790
MOVE INTO THE BEDROOM,
SLIDE MY HANDS OVER HER DRESS,

528
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:06,859
I REMOVE HER BLOUSE,
MAYBE 4 OR 5 MINUTES.

529
00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:09,829
MOVE OVER TO THE BED,
RUB EACH INNER THIGH,

530
00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:11,831
THAT WOULD BE
4 MINUTES EACH,

531
00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:14,233
SO I FIGURE 25 MINUTES
OF FOREPLAY IN GENERAL...

532
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:15,702
[MOANS]

533
00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:21,073
DO YOU CALL ORAL SEX
FOREPLAY OR ACTUAL SEX?

534
00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:24,143
DOESN'T MATTER.
I'D LIKE TO DO IT TWICE,

535
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,312
SO AT LEAST 3 HOURS,
ALL RIGHT?

536
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,715
3 HOURS?!

537
00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:30,750
YES, SIR.
[DING]

538
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:36,488
TAKE MRS. HFUHRUHURR AND
THAT LUCKY SON OF A BITCH

539
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,158
UP TO SUITE 729.

540
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,626
YES, SIR.

541
00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:42,829
[WATCH TICKING]

542
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,799
I NEVER IN
MY WILDEST IMAGINATION

543
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:49,836
EVER THOUGHT IT
COULD BE LIKE THAT.

544
00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:52,972
IT WAS THE MOST EXCITING
SEXUAL ENCOUNTER--

545
00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:56,976
WITHOUT ACTUALLY
HAVING IT--

546
00:27:56,976 --> 00:28:01,247
THAT I EVER ALMOST HAD.

547
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:12,391
DOCTOR, I'M
DR. FELIX CONRAD.

548
00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:13,926
I'LL BE ESCORTING YOU
TO THE LECTURE HALL.

549
00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:15,527
DID YOU JUST STEP OFF
THAT ELEVATOR?

550
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:16,796
THERE WAS NO OPERATOR.

551
00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,497
THEY'RE ALL AFRAID.

552
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,566
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT
VIENNA'S ELEVATOR KILLER?

553
00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:21,934
ELEVATOR KILLER?

554
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:24,703
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GETTING
ON ELEVATORS ON ONE FLOOR

555
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,573
ONLY TO ARRIVE AT
ANOTHER FLOOR DEAD.

556
00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:28,841
LIKE BECKERMAN.

557
00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:31,410
JA. DR. SCHLERMIE
BECKERMAN.

558
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:33,445
A BRILLIANT
BRAIN SURGEON.

559
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,647
ONE OF
YOUR COLLEAGUES.

560
00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:37,183
IT WAS A GREAT LOSS.

561
00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:38,617
I'M THANKFUL
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

562
00:28:38,617 --> 00:28:40,019
THE ACADEMY
IS LOOKING FORWARD

563
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:41,754
TO HEARING YOU
LECTURE THIS MORNING.

564
00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:43,355
I HOPE I DON'T RUFFLE
ANY FEATHERS.

565
00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:46,092
MY SPEECH MIGHT BE A LITTLE
RADICAL FOR THE OLD GUARD.

566
00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:48,094
[CHUCKLES] IT WOULD
TAKE QUITE A BIT

567
00:28:48,094 --> 00:28:50,262
TO SHOCK
ANY OF THIS CROWD.

568
00:28:50,262 --> 00:28:53,065
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I CAN ENVISION A DAY

569
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,467
WHEN THE BRAINS
OF BRILLIANT MEN

570
00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:58,838
CAN BE KEPT ALIVE IN
THE BODIES OF DUMB PEOPLE.

571
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:01,040
[MURMURING]

572
00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:04,510
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?

573
00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:07,646
THEY'RE JUST SAYING
"MURMUR MURMUR MURMUR."

574
00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:09,648
IT'S JUST SORT OF
A GENERAL MURMUR?

575
00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:11,450
YEAH. MURMUR.

576
00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:12,251
OH.

577
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:15,621
YOU MAY MURMUR
ALL YOU LIKE--

578
00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:17,790
[LOUD MURMURING]

579
00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:18,925
[STOPS]

580
00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,993
BUT TO MAKE
TRANSPLANTATION POSSIBLE

581
00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,863
I HAVE RECENTLY INVENTED
THE CRANIAL SCREWTOP METHOD

582
00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:27,266
OF ENTRY INTO THE BRAIN
WHEREBY A LARGE SECTION

583
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:31,437
CAN BE UNSCREWED WITHOUT
HAVING TO SHAVE THE HEAD.

584
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,140
AND AS A SAFETY FEATURE,
I'VE MADE IT CHILDPROOF.

585
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:38,544
TO OPEN, YOU PUSH DOWN
WHILE TURNING...

586
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,750
AND VOILA,
THE HUMAN BRAIN.

587
00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:47,086
[LOUD MURMURING]

588
00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:53,159
WHERE IS
THIS MAN'S BRAIN?

589
00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:55,561
STOLEN! IT'S THE FOURTH
INCIDENT THIS MONTH.

590
00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:59,031
I WISH TO APOLOGIZE TO
OUR AMERICAN COLLEAGUE.

591
00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:02,334
THIS DEMONSTRATION
IS NOW CONCLUDED.

592
00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:04,336
[LOUD MURMURING]

593
00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:12,378
DR. HMFHRUHRR?

594
00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:13,913
IT'S CLOSE. YES?

595
00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:17,483
I'M DR. ALFRED NECESSITER.

596
00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:21,187
WELL, WELL, WELL.
DR. ALFRED NECESSITER.

597
00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:23,089
WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?

598
00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:25,591
A DRINK WOULD BE
INTERESTING.

599
00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:28,727
I ENJOYED
YOUR LECTURE TODAY.

600
00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:31,730
WHAT LECTURE? THEY GAVE ME
A HEAD WITH 3 LEMONS IN IT.

601
00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:33,532
THAT'S WHY
I ENJOYED IT SO MUCH.

602
00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:35,801
I DIDN'T HAVE TO HEAR YOUR
BRILLIANT BUT OLD-FASHIONED

603
00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:37,336
THEORIES ON THE HUMAN BRAIN.

604
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,704
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"OLD-FASHIONED"?

605
00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:41,974
I'M THE MOST ADVANCED
BRAIN MAN WORKING TODAY.

606
00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:43,275
I DON'T THINK SO.

607
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:47,346
READ THIS ARTICLE.
LOOK AT THE UNDERLINED PART.

608
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:51,918
AND LOOK AT THIS. READ
THE CAPTION UNDER THE PHOTO.

609
00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:57,123
AND THESE--
NEWSWEEK, TIME, COSMO.

610
00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:58,224
NATIONAL ENQUIRER--

611
00:30:58,224 --> 00:31:00,159
DOLLY PARTON WANTS
TO HAVE MY BABY.

612
00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:02,161
DON'T TELL ME
I'M OLD-FASHIONED.

613
00:31:02,161 --> 00:31:04,163
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO UPSET YOU, DOCTOR!

614
00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:06,332
YOU'RE THE MOST BRILLIANT
BRAIN MAN WORKING TODAY.

615
00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:09,101
THAT'S WHY I'M MOST ANXIOUS
TO SHARE MY WORK WITH YOU.

616
00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:11,103
IT SEEMS YOU'RE THE ONE PERSON
IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

617
00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,804
WHO MIGHT UNDERSTAND IT.

618
00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:16,542
AND I AGREE WITH WHAT
YOU SAID HERE.

619
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:19,511
"MY BRILLIANT RESEARCH
IN BRAIN TRANSPLANTATION

620
00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:22,714
"IS UNSURPASSED AND WILL
PROBABLY MAKE MY NAME

621
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:26,418
LIVE BEYOND ETERNITY."

622
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:29,755
I TOLD HIM TO TAKE OUT
THE "PROBABLY."

623
00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:31,723
MY LABORATORY
IS SET UP IN MY HOME.

624
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,893
IF YOU HAVE A MOMENT,
I COULD SHOW YOU MY WORK.

625
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:35,928
WHEN?

626
00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:38,364
NOW!

627
00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:40,132
ALL RIGHT.

628
00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:42,668
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DIDN'T
TAKE OUT THE "PROBABLY."

629
00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:45,671
YOU KNOW, THAT PHOTOGRAPH
DOESN'T DO YOU JUSTICE.

630
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,952
WELL, HELLO.

631
00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:02,088
I DIDN'T EXPECT
TO SEE YOU HERE.

632
00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:05,324
OW! OH, YOU DIRTY...

633
00:32:13,232 --> 00:32:15,234
Necessiter:
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

634
00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:17,236
YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE ME.

635
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:20,372
BEING IN AUSTRIA AND MEETING
A SCIENTIST WITH YOUR INTERESTS,

636
00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:24,910
I HALF EXPECTED YOUR LABORATORY
TO BE IN A CASTLE, NOT A CONDO.

637
00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:27,779
YOU MEAN...LIKE THIS?

638
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,849
YEAH.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

639
00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:32,418
JESUS.

640
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,124
THIS IS EXTRAORDINARY.

641
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:40,826
FROM THE OUTSIDE,
IT DOES NOT LOOK THIS ROOMY.

642
00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:43,095
I HAD A GOOD DECORATOR.
MY WIFE.

643
00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:45,564
IT'S AMAZING WHAT SHE DID
WITH A FEW THROW PILLOWS,

644
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:48,000
SOME WALLPAPER,
AND A STAPLE GUN.

645
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,001
LEAPIN' LIZARDS.

646
00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:50,436
YES. WE HAVE THOSE.

647
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:53,139
[SQUEAKING]

648
00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:55,007
MOAT WITH ALLIGATOR...

649
00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:58,377
HERE'S OUR SMALL
ENTRANCE HALL.

650
00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,579
DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH
CLOSET SPACE?

651
00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:01,980
THERE NEVER IS.

652
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,782
NO. THEY FILL UP
SO FAST.

653
00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:05,017
THIS IS THE TV ROOM.

654
00:33:05,017 --> 00:33:07,486
OH, I LOVE THE WAY
IT'S SO DREARY.

655
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,888
THIS, DOCTOR...

656
00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:11,690
IS MY LABORATORY.

657
00:33:16,762 --> 00:33:19,231
BRAINS.

658
00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:24,370
I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY BRAINS
OUT OF THEIR HEADS BEFORE.

659
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,040
FEEL LIKE A KID
IN A CANDY STORE.

660
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,343
DON'T TOUCH IT!

661
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:32,144
WHY?

662
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:35,047
THEY'RE ALIVE.

663
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,051
ALIVE.

664
00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:45,924
BUT THERE'S NO WIRES OR TUBES
OR THAT "BZZ" THING.

665
00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:47,326
HOW ARE THEY KEPT ALIVE?

666
00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:49,528
WITH A SPECIAL FLUID
I DEVELOPED.

667
00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:57,903
WHY DO YOU HAVE
ALL THESE BRAINS?

668
00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:01,240
MY VISION IS
TO BE ABLE TO TAKE

669
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,476
THE THOUGHTS AND DATA
FROM A DYING BRAIN

670
00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:07,946
AND TRANSFER THEM
INTO ANOTHER BODY

671
00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:11,217
WITHOUT OPENING
THE SKULL.

672
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:17,022
WOULD YOU CARE
FOR A DRINK?

673
00:34:17,022 --> 00:34:18,124
PLEASE.

674
00:34:18,124 --> 00:34:19,525
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?

675
00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:20,992
A TAHITIAN LADY.

676
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:22,794
RIGHT-O.

677
00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:24,096
FLAMING?

678
00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:26,965
OH, NO, NO.
THAT'S FOR TOURISTS.

679
00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:28,700
WHERE DO YOU GET
YOUR BRAINS?

680
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:29,801
THE CITY MORGUE.

681
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,171
FOR A NICE TIP THEY SEND
ME BRAINS FROM BODIES

682
00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:34,206
THAT HAVE DIED
IN THE RIGHT WAY.

683
00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:37,042
WHAT IS THE RIGHT WAY
FOR A BODY TO DIE?

684
00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:40,045
FOR MY PURPOSE,
AN INJECTION OF 200 CCs

685
00:34:40,045 --> 00:34:41,913
OF AMMONIATED
STRYCHNOCLORAHYPE

686
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,882
INTO THE BUTTOCKS,

687
00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:47,686
CAUSING THE BRAIN
TO DIE LAST.

688
00:34:47,686 --> 00:34:49,521
THANK YOU.

689
00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,523
AMMONIATED STRYCH--
THAT'S WINDOW CLEANER.

690
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:54,025
THAT'S THE EXACT INGREDIENTS
IN WINDOW CLEANER.

691
00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:55,527
YES.

692
00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:04,069
AND WHO DOES THE INJECTING,
DR. NECESSITER, YOU?

693
00:35:04,069 --> 00:35:06,472
GOOD LORD, NO.

694
00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:08,940
IT'S THE ELEVATOR KILLER,
BLESS HIS HEART.

695
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:12,211
YOU'RE CONDONING MURDER,
AREN'T YOU, DR. NECESSITER?

696
00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:14,380
AS LONG AT IT'S HAPPENING,
I'M HAPPY TO ACCEPT IT.

697
00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,382
THE ONLY TIME WE DOCTORS
SHOULD ACCEPT DEATH

698
00:35:16,382 --> 00:35:18,550
IS WHEN IT'S CAUSED
BY OUR OWN INCOMPETENCE.

699
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:21,420
NONSENSE! IF THE MURDER
OF 12 INNOCENT PEOPLE

700
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,955
CAN SAVE ONE HUMAN LIFE,
IT WILL HAVE BEEN WORTH IT.

701
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,425
WORTH IT?
YOU'RE CONDONING MURDER!

702
00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:28,394
I'M NOT CONDONING
MURDER, SIR!

703
00:35:28,394 --> 00:35:30,396
Woman:
SHUT UP IN THERE!

704
00:35:30,396 --> 00:35:32,130
RESEARCH AND MURDER
DO NOT GO TOGETHER!

705
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,099
AND YOU SHUT UP!

706
00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:36,502
WITH YOUR TV
BLARING ALL NIGHT

707
00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:39,371
AND YOUR 6 GRANDCHILDREN
RUNNING DOWN THE HALLS!

708
00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:41,173
[WOMAN SHOUTS IN GERMAN]

709
00:35:41,173 --> 00:35:44,176
I'M SORRY, DOCTOR.
THESE WALLS LOOK SOLID,

710
00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:46,612
BUT THEY'RE THIN
AS TISSUE PAPER.

711
00:35:46,612 --> 00:35:51,350
THAT'S TYPICAL
FOR A CONDO.

712
00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:53,352
NOW, LET ME SHOW YOU

713
00:35:53,352 --> 00:35:56,322
HOW FAR I'VE PROGRESSED
WITH MY EXPERIMENTS.

714
00:35:56,322 --> 00:35:58,257
YOU KNEW
A SCHLERMIE BECKERMAN?

715
00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:00,259
YOU'VE GOT SCHLERMIE
IN ONE OF THOSE JARS

716
00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:01,660
LIKE SO MUCH MARMALADE?

717
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:05,664
NO! HE ISN'T IN A JAR!
HE'S WALKING AND TALKING.

718
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:07,065
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

719
00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:08,234
I SAW PHOTOS
OF THE BODY.

720
00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:10,702
IT IS POSSIBLE.

721
00:36:12,238 --> 00:36:14,306
I MUST WARN YOU, DOCTOR...

722
00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:17,309
WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE...

723
00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:21,313
MIGHT STRIKE YOU AS
THE MOST INCREDIBLE, AWESOME--

724
00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:22,848
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

725
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,416
EXCUSE ME.

726
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:25,884
INCREDIBLE,
AWESOME WHAT?

727
00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:28,420
JUST A MINUTE.
HELLO? YES?

728
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:30,088
I'LL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY.
THANK YOU.

729
00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:31,390
WHAT WAS
THAT AWESOME THING?

730
00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:33,559
I MUST LEAVE NOW.
I HAVE A NEW BRAIN TO PICK.

731
00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:34,826
THE ELEVATOR KILLER
HAS STRUCK AGAIN.

732
00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:37,396
WHAT ABOUT BECKERMAN
AND INCREDIBLE?

733
00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:40,299
COME FOR DINNER TONIGHT
AND BRING MRS. FURREAR.

734
00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:42,067
HFUHRUHURR.
HFUHRUHURR.

735
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:44,570
8:00. YOU CAN LET
YOURSELF OUT.

736
00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:14,666
NOW, IF YOU WILL
JUST TURN AROUND.

737
00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:21,473
UND LIFT YOUR ROBE.

738
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,285
JA.

739
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,337
Michael:
HI. WHAT'S GOING ON?

740
00:37:51,337 --> 00:37:52,738
DON'T INTERFERE.

741
00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:57,275
HE'S PAYING ME $15,000
JUST TO TOUCH MY BEHIND.

742
00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:00,211
YOU! GET OUTTA HERE!

743
00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:01,212
PLEASE, FORGIVE--

744
00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:02,681
GET OUT!

745
00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,951
THIS KIND OF THING
COULD RUIN OUR MARRIAGE.

746
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:09,388
WHY? BECAUSE YOU
DON'T WANT ME TO WORK?

747
00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:12,190
EARN MY OWN MONEY?
HAVE MY OWN CAREER?

748
00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:13,925
YOU CALL THIS A CAREER?

749
00:38:13,925 --> 00:38:17,228
OH, I'VE MADE THOSE VEINS
IN YOUR TEMPLE THROB.

750
00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:18,864
OH, I LOVE THAT.

751
00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:22,801
HA HA HA!

752
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:26,772
DOLORES, OUR MARRIAGE
LIES BROKEN ON THE FLOOR

753
00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:29,608
LIKE THE SHARDS OF GLASS
ON OUR HONEYMOON SUITE!

754
00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:33,679
AAH! OH! 19th CENTURY
INDIAN RUBBER VASE, EH?

755
00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:38,283
DOLORES, I AM MAKING
A CITIZEN'S DIVORCE.

756
00:38:38,283 --> 00:38:39,451
WHAT?

757
00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:41,553
BY THE POWERS
VESTED IN ME,

758
00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:46,492
I HEREBY DECLARE OUR
MARRIAGE NULL AND VOID!

759
00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:48,627
E PLURIBUS UNUM!

760
00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:51,397
[DOORBELL RINGS]

761
00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,165
JAWOHL?

762
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,368
I'M DR.HFUHRUHURR.

763
00:38:56,368 --> 00:39:00,406
DR. HFURRRR--OH, JA.

764
00:39:00,406 --> 00:39:03,542
YOU AND YOUR WIFE
ARE EXPECTED FOR DINNER.

765
00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:05,477
MY WIFE WON'T BE COMING.

766
00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:06,712
OH. I TRUST
SHE IS NOT ILL.

767
00:39:06,712 --> 00:39:10,315
SHE'S NOT ILL.
SHE'S A CHEAP, VULGAR SLUT!

768
00:39:10,315 --> 00:39:12,183
JA, I'VE HEARD THIS.

769
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,152
[GROWLS]

770
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:16,522
DR. HFUHRUHURR, PLEASE.

771
00:39:16,522 --> 00:39:20,025
NO, I'M SORRY, HE'S NOT IN.
THIS IS MRS. HFURRR...FF.

772
00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:22,594
I'M JAMES GLADSTONE,
CALLING FROM NEW YORK.

773
00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:23,995
I'M THE ATTORNEY

774
00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:26,832
FOR DR. HFUHRUHURR'S
STEP-GRANDMOTHER.

775
00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:29,300
I WANTED TO INFORM
THE DOCTOR OF HER PASSING.

776
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:30,536
PASSING WHAT?

777
00:39:30,536 --> 00:39:33,004
SHE WAS CREMATED
THIS AFTERNOON.

778
00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:35,607
WE NEED THE DOCTOR'S
SIGNATURE ON SOME DOCUMENTS

779
00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:37,943
BEFORE WE RELEASE
HIS SHARE OF THE ESTATE.

780
00:39:40,345 --> 00:39:42,113
UM...

781
00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:45,551
HOW BIG IS THE ESTATE?

782
00:40:02,768 --> 00:40:04,770
REBECCA...

783
00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:09,441
WHY DIDN'T YOU
GIVE ME A SIGN?

784
00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:14,546
[SIGHS]
I MISS YOU.

785
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:17,849
THE FUN WE HAD.

786
00:40:24,389 --> 00:40:25,557
REMEMBER OUR SONG?

787
00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:28,494
* IF YOU LIKE-A ME *

788
00:40:28,494 --> 00:40:31,029
* LIKE I LIKE-A YOU *

789
00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:35,767
* AND WE LIKE-A BOTH
THE SAME *

790
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:39,905
* I LIKE-A SAY,
THIS VERY DAY *

791
00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:44,342
* I LIKE-A CHANGE
YOUR NAME *

792
00:40:44,342 --> 00:40:47,078
* 'CAUSE I LOVE-A YOU *

793
00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:49,648
Woman:
* AND LOVE-A YOU TRUE *

794
00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:54,720
Both: * AND
IF YOU WOULD LOVE-A ME *

795
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:57,523
* ONE LIVE AS TWO *

796
00:40:57,523 --> 00:40:59,891
* TWO LIVE AS ONE *

797
00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:02,994
* UNDER THE BAMBOO TREE *

798
00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:07,999
Woman: * AND EVERY MORNING
HE WOULD BE *

799
00:41:07,999 --> 00:41:12,538
* DOWN UNDERNEATH
THE BAMBOO TREE *

800
00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:16,642
* AWAITING THERE
HIS LOVE TO SEE *

801
00:41:16,642 --> 00:41:20,011
* AND TO HER HE'D SING... *

802
00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:28,319
* IF YOU LIKE-A ME *

803
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:30,789
Both:
* LIKE I LIKE-A YOU *

804
00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:34,926
* AND WE LIKE-A
BOTH THE SAME *

805
00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:38,530
* I LIKE-A SAY,
THIS VERY DAY.. *

806
00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:40,498
MRS. NECESSITER?

807
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,569
* I LIKE-A CHANGE
YOUR NAME *

808
00:41:43,569 --> 00:41:45,571
* 'CAUSE I LOVE-A YOU *

809
00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:48,439
* AND LOVE-A YOU TRUE *

810
00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:53,178
* AND IF YOU LOVE-A ME *

811
00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:55,547
* ONE LIVE AS TWO *

812
00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:57,983
* TWO LIVE AS ONE *

813
00:41:57,983 --> 00:42:01,553
* UNDER THE BAMBOO TREE *

814
00:42:04,923 --> 00:42:07,192
HELLO?

815
00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:08,827
HELLO?

816
00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:12,998
IS THIS A JOKE?

817
00:42:12,998 --> 00:42:13,999
WHAT?

818
00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:15,667
IS THIS A JOKE?

819
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:20,205
WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

820
00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:22,608
I DON'T KNOW.

821
00:42:22,608 --> 00:42:24,342
WHO ARE YOU?

822
00:42:24,342 --> 00:42:26,277
DR. MICHAEL
HFUHRUHURR.

823
00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:30,081
DR. HFUHRUHURR?

824
00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:31,482
MY GOD.

825
00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:32,951
WHAT?

826
00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:37,789
YOU'RE THE FIRST...OBJECT
THAT EVER PRONOUNCED IT RIGHT.

827
00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:39,758
HOW ELSE COULD YOU
PRONOUNCE IT?

828
00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:43,528
H-F-U-H-R-U-H-U-R-R,
ISN'T IT?

829
00:42:43,528 --> 00:42:46,965
YES!

830
00:42:46,965 --> 00:42:48,399
WHO ARE YOU?

831
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:52,638
ANNE. ANNE UUMELLMAHAYE.

832
00:42:52,638 --> 00:42:57,709
U-U-M-E-L-L-M-A-H-A-Y-E?
UUMELLMAHAYE?

833
00:42:57,709 --> 00:43:01,379
YES. WHERE AM I?
IT'S SO DARK.

834
00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:03,782
IN A DOCTOR'S LABORATORY.

835
00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:07,152
AM I ALL RIGHT?

836
00:43:07,152 --> 00:43:11,489
UM...NOT REALLY.

837
00:43:11,489 --> 00:43:15,727
WILL I BE ABLE TO PLAY
THE PIANO AGAIN?

838
00:43:15,727 --> 00:43:20,098
UM, I WOULD THINK--NO.

839
00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:23,501
WHY DID YOU CALL ME
AN OBJECT?

840
00:43:23,501 --> 00:43:25,937
I'M SORRY.

841
00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:30,575
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO CALL YOU.

842
00:43:30,575 --> 00:43:33,211
WHY?

843
00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:34,545
YOU DON'T KNOW?

844
00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,547
NO, I DON'T.

845
00:43:36,547 --> 00:43:38,684
PLEASE, TELL ME.

846
00:43:38,684 --> 00:43:41,386
WELL...

847
00:43:41,386 --> 00:43:45,957
MISS UUMELLMAHAYE, IT SEEMS
THAT YOU HAVE NO BODY.

848
00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:48,293
WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY BODY?

849
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,961
IT'S DEAD. GONE.

850
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:55,300
YOU'RE A DISEMBODIED BRAIN
KEPT ALIVE BY A SCIENTIST.

851
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,235
BUT WE'RE TALKING.

852
00:43:57,235 --> 00:44:02,340
I MUST AT LEAST HAVE LIPS,
A TONGUE, A THROAT.

853
00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:05,343
NOTHING.
JUST A JAR.

854
00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:09,214
OH! OH!
[SOBS]

855
00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:12,250
DON'T CRY.

856
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,652
BUT HOW CAN I HEAR YOU?

857
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,855
MUST BE SOME KIND
OF TELEPATHY.

858
00:44:16,855 --> 00:44:18,223
WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN TO ME?

859
00:44:18,223 --> 00:44:23,194
Necessiter: HANS TOLD ME
YOU WERE HERE. GOOD, GOOD.

860
00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:26,131
NOW, LET ME SHOW YOU

861
00:44:26,131 --> 00:44:29,100
THAT EXPERIMENT
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON.

862
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:31,002
NO! NO.

863
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,804
I'VE GOT SOMETHING
MORE IMPORTANT.

864
00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:35,273
LISTEN, JUST LISTEN.

865
00:44:35,273 --> 00:44:37,008
ALL RIGHT, SING.

866
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:41,279
Anne: * IF YOU LIKE-A ME
LIKE I LIKE-A YOU *

867
00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:45,884
* AND WE LIKE-A BOTH
THE SAME *

868
00:44:45,884 --> 00:44:47,919
* I LIKE-A SAY... *

869
00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:50,588
HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING
LIKE THAT IN YOUR LIFE?

870
00:44:50,588 --> 00:44:51,723
I CAN'T HEAR
A THING.

871
00:44:51,723 --> 00:44:53,624
OH, REALLY?

872
00:44:53,624 --> 00:44:54,625
SHH.

873
00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:55,794
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

874
00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:58,897
I WAS JUST WORKING
ON MY NEW TECHNIQUE

875
00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:00,899
FOR WALKING IN CORDUROY PANTS

876
00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:04,669
TO ELIMINATE THE SCRAPING
WHEN YOUR THIGHS RUB TOGETHER.

877
00:45:04,669 --> 00:45:07,773
THAT'S VERY
EXCITING WORK, DOCTOR.

878
00:45:07,773 --> 00:45:10,675
NOW, COME ON. LET ME
SHOW YOU WHAT I'VE DONE

879
00:45:10,675 --> 00:45:12,710
FOR YOUR FRIEND
BECKERMAN.

880
00:45:13,611 --> 00:45:15,013
[TOILET FLUSHES]

881
00:45:15,013 --> 00:45:17,282
WHUP.
JUST ONE MOMENT.

882
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:21,119
Anne: WHAT HAPPENED?

883
00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:23,521
NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU
BUT ME.

884
00:45:23,521 --> 00:45:26,391
Necessiter:
DOCTOR!

885
00:45:26,391 --> 00:45:27,392
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

886
00:45:27,392 --> 00:45:28,193
NO.

887
00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:30,896
YOU CAN'T HEAR
ANYONE BUT ME.

888
00:45:30,896 --> 00:45:33,564
IT IS SOME KIND
OF TELEPATHY.

889
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:34,866
I'M FRIGHTENED.

890
00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:37,235
DON'T BE. THINGS ARE NEVER
AS BAD AS THEY SEEM.

891
00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:40,806
YOU STILL HAVE YOUR...
BRAIN.

892
00:45:40,806 --> 00:45:42,740
DR. HFUHRUHURR!

893
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:44,910
I'LL BE BACK.

894
00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:46,945
JUST STAY HERE.

895
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,617
I BELIEVE YOU KNOW
THIS GENTLEMAN.

896
00:45:52,617 --> 00:45:55,286
IS THAT
DR. BECKERMAN?

897
00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:58,589
SORT OF. SEE,
I'VE DEVISED A MACHINE

898
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:01,960
THAT CAN TRANSFER THE ENTIRE
CONTENTS OF ONE BRAIN

899
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,394
INTO ANOTHER BRAIN.
UNDERSTAND, OF COURSE,

900
00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:05,730
THAT THE BRAIN OF A GORILLA
IS SMALLER THAN A HUMAN'S,

901
00:46:05,730 --> 00:46:08,433
SO MUCH OF DR. BECKERMAN'S
VAST KNOWLEDGE

902
00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:10,468
COULDN'T BE ACCOMMODATED.

903
00:46:10,468 --> 00:46:11,602
DR. BECKERMAN?

904
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,839
[GRUNTS]

905
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,408
THAT'S HIM ALL RIGHT.

906
00:46:17,408 --> 00:46:20,411
WE NEVER DID LIKE TO
SHAKE HANDS WITH HIM.

907
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,114
HE MUST BE LONELY.

908
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:26,651
PERHAPS SOON WE'LL
FIND HIM A COMPANION.

909
00:46:26,651 --> 00:46:28,019
COME, DOCTOR.

910
00:46:33,424 --> 00:46:35,026
BYE.

911
00:46:40,966 --> 00:46:42,200
I'M GOING UP
TO PACK MY CLOTHES.

912
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,701
CAN YOU SEND THE BELLMAN
UP IN 10 MINUTES?

913
00:46:43,701 --> 00:46:44,903
YES, SIR.

914
00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:16,902
"MY DARLING HUSBAND,

915
00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:20,438
"BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS
I WILL BE DEAD.

916
00:47:20,438 --> 00:47:23,008
"MY ONLY REGRET
IS THAT I CAUSED YOU PAIN.

917
00:47:23,008 --> 00:47:24,309
"I HOPE
MY INSURANCE MONEY

918
00:47:24,309 --> 00:47:26,277
"BRINGS YOU
SOME HAPPINESS.

919
00:47:26,277 --> 00:47:29,147
"MAY I BURN IN HELL FOR
WHAT I HAVE DONE TO YOU.

920
00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:30,882
"MY BROKEN BODY
WILL BE LYING

921
00:47:30,882 --> 00:47:33,418
"7 FLOORS BELOW.

922
00:47:33,418 --> 00:47:34,719
"AU REVOIR,

923
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,654
DOLORES."

924
00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:38,723
Dolores: AAH!

925
00:47:38,723 --> 00:47:40,025
NO!

926
00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:46,364
YOU'RE ALIVE!

927
00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:47,365
YES.

928
00:47:48,566 --> 00:47:49,667
BUT THE SCREAM...

929
00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:50,868
I WAS REHEARSING.

930
00:47:51,802 --> 00:47:53,804
DON'T COME NEAR ME.

931
00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:54,839
WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?

932
00:47:54,839 --> 00:47:56,774
BECAUSE I'M EVIL.

933
00:47:56,774 --> 00:47:58,309
YOU'RE NOT EVIL.
YOU'RE SICK.

934
00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:00,478
SICK?

935
00:48:00,478 --> 00:48:01,579
YES, FROM THE OPERATION.

936
00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:03,748
JUST SCREW YOUR HEAD ON
A LITTLE BIT TIGHTER.

937
00:48:03,748 --> 00:48:05,016
YOU CAN BE WELL.

938
00:48:05,016 --> 00:48:06,851
IT'S NO USE, MICHAEL.

939
00:48:06,851 --> 00:48:08,719
I'M NO GOOD FOR YOU.

940
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,588
AND, BESIDES,

941
00:48:10,588 --> 00:48:11,456
YOU DIVORCED ME.

942
00:48:11,456 --> 00:48:13,858
I'M MAKING
A CITIZEN'S ANNULMENT.

943
00:48:13,858 --> 00:48:16,594
IPSO FACTO,
COITUS INTERRUPTUS.

944
00:48:18,063 --> 00:48:19,164
I'M COMING TO GET YOU.

945
00:48:19,164 --> 00:48:21,066
NO! STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

946
00:48:21,066 --> 00:48:24,502
I CAN'T STAND HURTING YOU
ANYMORE, MICHAEL.

947
00:48:24,502 --> 00:48:25,670
GOOD-BYE, MY DARLING.

948
00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:26,671
NO!

949
00:48:36,214 --> 00:48:38,416
[SUCTION CUP SOUNDS]

950
00:48:41,619 --> 00:48:44,322
[SQUEEGEE SOUNDS]

951
00:48:44,322 --> 00:48:45,356
[GASPS]

952
00:48:58,836 --> 00:49:00,705
TAKE MY HAND.

953
00:49:04,842 --> 00:49:06,511
YOU'RE SAFE
WITH ME NOW. AAH!

954
00:49:07,912 --> 00:49:10,515
PUT YOUR ARMS
AROUND MY NECK.

955
00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:19,957
I HOPE THIS IS STRONG ENOUGH
FOR THE BOTH OF US.

956
00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:25,997
HANG ON.

957
00:49:25,997 --> 00:49:27,732
UHH!

958
00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:29,667
[SUCTION CUP SOUNDS]

959
00:49:32,403 --> 00:49:33,404
Michael: UHH!

960
00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:35,673
I DON'T HAVE
ANY MORE SALIVA.

961
00:49:35,673 --> 00:49:37,375
I NEED YOURS.

962
00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:43,148
Michael: UHH!

963
00:49:43,148 --> 00:49:45,616
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT NOW.

964
00:49:45,616 --> 00:49:47,118
OH!
THERE.

965
00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:52,190
YOU'RE GOING
TO THE HOSPITAL.

966
00:49:52,190 --> 00:49:54,192
NO, MICHAEL, PLEASE.

967
00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:58,196
I WANT TO MAKE IT UP
TO YOU.

968
00:50:00,698 --> 00:50:02,100
WHEN? THURSDAY?

969
00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:03,701
HOW ABOUT MONDAY?

970
00:50:04,969 --> 00:50:06,003
NEXT MONDAY?

971
00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:07,004
TODAY, MONDAY.

972
00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:08,005
LATER TODAY?

973
00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:09,040
NOW.

974
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,675
RIGHT NOW OR LATER NOW?

975
00:50:10,675 --> 00:50:11,842
NOW NOW.

976
00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:13,711
WOW, WOW.

977
00:50:37,268 --> 00:50:40,138
OH, I LOVE
A CLEAN, SMOOTH,

978
00:50:40,138 --> 00:50:42,207
HAIRLESS CHEST.

979
00:50:42,207 --> 00:50:44,008
I MEAN HAIRY.

980
00:50:44,008 --> 00:50:45,210
HAIRY.

981
00:50:55,986 --> 00:50:59,190
I NEVER KNEW
IT COULD BE LIKE THAT.

982
00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:02,327
OH, IT WAS SO...

983
00:51:03,661 --> 00:51:04,795
SO...

984
00:51:06,697 --> 00:51:08,433
PROFESSIONAL.

985
00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:15,573
WE ARE FINALLY UNITED UNDER
THE HOLY LAWS OF MATRIMONY--

986
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,143
IN SICKNESS

987
00:51:18,143 --> 00:51:19,944
AND IN HEALTH,

988
00:51:19,944 --> 00:51:21,146
TILL DEATH--

989
00:51:25,850 --> 00:51:27,452
DO US PART.

990
00:51:29,554 --> 00:51:31,556
[KISSES]

991
00:51:34,992 --> 00:51:36,261
Anne: [FAINTLY]
HELP!

992
00:51:39,464 --> 00:51:40,498
HELP!

993
00:51:43,701 --> 00:51:44,802
HELP!

994
00:51:48,539 --> 00:51:49,940
HELP!

995
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,142
HELP!

996
00:52:05,256 --> 00:52:07,458
[DOORBELL RINGS]

997
00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:14,365
DR. HFUHRUHURR.

998
00:52:14,365 --> 00:52:15,966
IS DR. NECESSITER IN?

999
00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:17,868
NO, SIR.

1000
00:52:17,868 --> 00:52:19,103
MAY I WAIT FOR HIM?

1001
00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:20,405
YES.

1002
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:24,742
[DOORBELL RINGS]

1003
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:32,116
I MEANT,
MAY I WAIT INSIDE?

1004
00:52:32,116 --> 00:52:33,318
JA.

1005
00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:39,089
MAY I WAIT
IN THE LABORATORY?

1006
00:52:39,089 --> 00:52:40,825
OH, I'M AFRAID
IT'S LOCKED, SIR,

1007
00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:44,662
BUT YOU ARE WELCOME
TO WAIT IN THE DEN.

1008
00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:52,337
MAKE YOURSELF
COMFORTABLE, SIR.

1009
00:52:52,337 --> 00:52:54,872
PERHAPS I COULD
BRING YOU A DRINK?

1010
00:52:54,872 --> 00:52:57,875
YES. UH,
TAHITI TINGLE.

1011
00:52:57,875 --> 00:52:59,444
A TINGLE.

1012
00:52:59,444 --> 00:53:00,745
AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

1013
00:53:00,745 --> 00:53:02,280
AH.

1014
00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:08,486
[DOOR CLOSES]

1015
00:53:08,486 --> 00:53:09,487
DAMN.

1016
00:53:10,988 --> 00:53:13,190
[STRAINS]

1017
00:53:19,930 --> 00:53:22,867
AAH!

1018
00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:25,169
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR?

1019
00:53:25,169 --> 00:53:26,571
I'M FINE.
I'M FINE.

1020
00:53:26,571 --> 00:53:28,138
I JUST LEANED
AGAINST THE DOOR.

1021
00:53:28,138 --> 00:53:30,808
THE DOORS IN THIS CONDO
ARE PAPER-THIN.

1022
00:53:33,077 --> 00:53:35,280
EVERYTHING TODAY
IS MADE SO CHEAP.

1023
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,648
HERE, LOOK AT THIS WALL--

1024
00:53:39,083 --> 00:53:40,585
LIKE PAPER.

1025
00:53:40,585 --> 00:53:43,288
HERE IS YOUR DRINK, SIR.

1026
00:53:43,288 --> 00:53:44,489
THANK YOU.

1027
00:53:44,489 --> 00:53:46,457
NOW CAN I GET YOU
ANYTHING ELSE, DOCTOR?

1028
00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:48,459
I AM ABOUT TO RETIRE.

1029
00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:49,994
REALLY?
YOU SEEM SO YOUNG.

1030
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:55,065
NO. I MEAN RETIRE
FOR THE NIGHT.

1031
00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:57,167
OH. OH, NO, THANKS,
I'M FINE.

1032
00:53:57,167 --> 00:53:59,470
AND DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THIS.

1033
00:53:59,470 --> 00:54:02,740
I'LL HAVE IT REPLACED
IN THE MORNING.

1034
00:54:05,810 --> 00:54:07,378
MISS UUMELLMAHAYE?

1035
00:54:11,215 --> 00:54:12,750
MISS UUMELLMAHAYE?

1036
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:14,184
Anne: [FAINTLY]
DR. HFUHRUHURR?

1037
00:54:14,184 --> 00:54:15,820
MISS UUMELLMAHAYE?

1038
00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:17,622
DR. HFUHRUHURR?

1039
00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:22,793
DR. HFUHRUHURR.

1040
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:26,297
Michael: NO.

1041
00:54:27,197 --> 00:54:28,399
NO.

1042
00:54:31,802 --> 00:54:32,603
DR. HFUHRUHURR,

1043
00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:34,905
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME?

1044
00:54:36,874 --> 00:54:39,644
YOU'RE A GORILLA.

1045
00:54:39,644 --> 00:54:41,546
I DON'T FEEL
LIKE A GORILLA.

1046
00:54:41,546 --> 00:54:44,915
WELL, YOU SURE DO
LOOK LIKE ONE.

1047
00:54:44,915 --> 00:54:46,317
BUT I--I CAN'T BE.

1048
00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:49,420
I CAN'T SEE OR TOUCH...

1049
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:51,522
OR ANYTHING.

1050
00:54:51,522 --> 00:54:53,924
MISS UUMELLMAHAYE?

1051
00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:58,729
CALL ME ANNE.

1052
00:54:59,864 --> 00:55:01,165
THANK GOD.

1053
00:55:01,165 --> 00:55:02,733
YOU'RE STILL A BRAIN.

1054
00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:03,734
OOPS!

1055
00:55:03,734 --> 00:55:05,302
HEY!

1056
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:08,272
WHY DID YOU THINK
I WAS A GORILLA?

1057
00:55:08,272 --> 00:55:09,874
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
DR. NECESSITER

1058
00:55:09,874 --> 00:55:11,476
HAS PLANNED FOR YOU.

1059
00:55:12,377 --> 00:55:13,878
BUT DON'T WORRY.

1060
00:55:13,878 --> 00:55:15,580
I HAVE OTHER PLANS.

1061
00:55:18,749 --> 00:55:20,951
[HUMMING]

1062
00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:34,799
[CONTINUES HUMMING]

1063
00:55:50,948 --> 00:55:52,817
YOU'RE IN MY ROOM NOW.

1064
00:55:52,817 --> 00:55:54,184
Anne:
WHERE IN YOUR ROOM?

1065
00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:55,386
IN A--

1066
00:55:57,455 --> 00:55:59,457
ON A GOLD LEAF
FLORENTINE TABLE

1067
00:55:59,457 --> 00:56:01,392
BY THE WINDOW,

1068
00:56:01,392 --> 00:56:03,461
OVERLOOKING A GARDEN.

1069
00:56:03,461 --> 00:56:06,831
OH, I CAN ALMOST
SMELL THE FLOWERS.

1070
00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:09,734
[SNIFFS] PHEW.

1071
00:56:12,269 --> 00:56:13,337
SLEEP WELL, ANNE.

1072
00:56:13,337 --> 00:56:16,073
GOOD NIGHT, MICHAEL.

1073
00:56:18,275 --> 00:56:19,544
GOOD NIGHT.

1074
00:56:24,549 --> 00:56:25,783
MMM.
YOU GETTING UP?

1075
00:56:25,783 --> 00:56:27,818
YEAH, YEAH,
JUST GETTING UP.

1076
00:56:27,818 --> 00:56:29,353
AHH.

1077
00:56:29,353 --> 00:56:30,655
I'LL ORDER US
SOME BREAKFAST.

1078
00:56:30,655 --> 00:56:33,791
YEAH. ORDER ME 2 SHEETS
OF BACON AND A PILLOW.

1079
00:56:33,791 --> 00:56:34,792
HMM?

1080
00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:39,797
HEY, KNOW WHAT
I'VE BEEN THINKING?

1081
00:56:39,797 --> 00:56:41,799
THERE'S NO NEED
TO RUSH HOME RIGHT NOW.

1082
00:56:41,799 --> 00:56:43,367
I'M DUE FOR A SABBATICAL,

1083
00:56:43,367 --> 00:56:44,469
AND THERE'S A LOT
OF EXPERIMENTATION

1084
00:56:44,469 --> 00:56:45,736
GOING ON IN THIS CITY--

1085
00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,738
A LOT OF SCIENTISTS,
A LOT OF BRAIN RESEARCH.

1086
00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:49,039
YOU KNOW, I COULD GO OUT
AND LOOK FOR A COTTAGE,

1087
00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:50,808
AND I COULD SET UP
A LITTLE LABORATORY.

1088
00:56:50,808 --> 00:56:52,042
WE COULD BE VERY, VERY
COMFORTABLE THERE.

1089
00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:53,678
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF AN IDEA LIKE THAT?

1090
00:56:53,678 --> 00:56:56,313
YOU THINK I SHOULD GO OUT
AND LOOK FOR ONE RIGHT NOW?

1091
00:56:56,313 --> 00:56:57,648
WHATEVER YOU WANT.

1092
00:56:57,648 --> 00:56:59,884
DO YOU WANT ME
TO GO WITH YOU?

1093
00:56:59,884 --> 00:57:01,185
NO, NO, THAT'S NOT
NECESSARY, REALLY.

1094
00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:02,186
OH, BUT I'D LOVE TO.

1095
00:57:02,186 --> 00:57:03,320
OH, IT'S SO MUCH TROUBLE,

1096
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,321
[KNOCKWITH
KNOCK]THE DRIVING

1097
00:57:04,321 --> 00:57:05,923
AND THE REALTORS.

1098
00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:06,724
YES?

1099
00:57:06,724 --> 00:57:07,558
MAY I TAKE THE TABLE?

1100
00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:08,559
OH, YEAH, COME ON IN.

1101
00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:09,827
IT'S REALLY...

1102
00:57:09,827 --> 00:57:11,328
AHEM.

1103
00:57:11,328 --> 00:57:12,396
MADAME.

1104
00:57:12,396 --> 00:57:13,564
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

1105
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:17,301
I'D JUST BE IN THE WAY.

1106
00:57:17,301 --> 00:57:18,669
IT'S BEST.

1107
00:57:18,669 --> 00:57:21,506
I THINK I'LL JUST

1108
00:57:21,506 --> 00:57:22,973
SLIP...

1109
00:57:22,973 --> 00:57:25,075
OUT OF THESE CLOTHES

1110
00:57:25,075 --> 00:57:27,912
INTO A HOT BATH.

1111
00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:29,146
THAT'S GREAT.

1112
00:57:29,146 --> 00:57:30,147
THAT'S GREAT.

1113
00:57:30,147 --> 00:57:31,482
YEP.

1114
00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:43,227
[MISPRONOUNCES] AHEM.
YOU MUST BE DR. HFUHRUHURR.

1115
00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:45,462
HFUHRUHURR, YES.

1116
00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:46,597
CAN I GIVE YOU
A HAND, SIR?

1117
00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:47,598
NO, I'M FINE.

1118
00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:49,600
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?

1119
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,436
YOU HAVE A CUTE LITTLE
KITTY CAT IN THERE?

1120
00:57:52,436 --> 00:57:53,704
HELLO, KATZE.

1121
00:57:53,704 --> 00:57:55,439
PEEKABOO.
I SEE YOU.

1122
00:57:55,439 --> 00:57:56,807
AH, THAT'S CUTE--

1123
00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:58,509
ALL CURLED UP
IN THE LITTLE BALL.

1124
00:57:58,509 --> 00:57:59,577
[LAUGHS]

1125
00:57:59,577 --> 00:58:01,411
OH, YOU HAVE
NO HAIR. OHH!

1126
00:58:01,411 --> 00:58:02,847
SORRY. UM...

1127
00:58:02,847 --> 00:58:04,715
I'D LIKE TO SEE THE HOUSE.

1128
00:58:04,715 --> 00:58:06,517
[CLICKS HEELS]
SURE.

1129
00:58:09,587 --> 00:58:11,556
Michael: GUESS WHAT?

1130
00:58:11,556 --> 00:58:12,823
I FOUND US A COTTAGE,

1131
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:14,091
AND I THINK WE OUGHT
TO GO THERE RIGHT AWAY.

1132
00:58:14,091 --> 00:58:15,225
WELL, WHAT'S THE RUSH?

1133
00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:16,293
WELL, I SET UP
AN EXPERIMENT,

1134
00:58:16,293 --> 00:58:17,427
AND I TOLD IT
I'D BE RIGHT BACK.

1135
00:58:17,427 --> 00:58:19,029
OH, YOU'RE DRESSED.
GOOD.

1136
00:58:24,268 --> 00:58:25,435
I'LL GO GET THE CAR.

1137
00:58:25,435 --> 00:58:26,637
LET'S GO!

1138
00:58:29,574 --> 00:58:31,108
Dolores: WHY ARE YOU
DRIVING SO FAST?

1139
00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:34,444
I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU
OUR NEW HOME.

1140
00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:36,313
WHAT IS THIS EXPERIMENT
YOU'RE DOING?

1141
00:58:36,313 --> 00:58:38,015
JUST SOME BORING
BRAIN STUFF.

1142
00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:39,617
OH, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO HAVE MICE AND RATS

1143
00:58:39,617 --> 00:58:40,651
IN THE HOUSE, ARE YOU?

1144
00:58:40,651 --> 00:58:42,587
NO, NO.
JUST SOME MICROSCOPES

1145
00:58:42,587 --> 00:58:44,454
AND TEST TUBES
AND BEAKERS

1146
00:58:44,454 --> 00:58:46,857
AND MAYBE A BRAIN.

1147
00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:47,925
A BRAIN?

1148
00:58:47,925 --> 00:58:49,259
JUST A SMALL 4-POUNDER.
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT.

1149
00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:50,260
I'LL KEEP IT LOCKED UP.

1150
00:58:53,998 --> 00:58:56,300
Michael: RUTH WAS
THE GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER

1151
00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:57,902
OF ALL TIME.

1152
00:58:58,703 --> 00:59:01,271
YOU NEVER SAW RUTH PLAY.

1153
00:59:01,271 --> 00:59:02,707
ON FILM, I DID.

1154
00:59:02,707 --> 00:59:04,942
MICHAEL, ARE YOU
ON THE PHONE?

1155
00:59:04,942 --> 00:59:06,076
UH, YES.

1156
00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:10,280
WELL, I'M WAITING FOR YOU...

1157
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,716
IN BED.

1158
00:59:11,716 --> 00:59:14,852
WE'LL FINISH THIS TOMORROW.

1159
00:59:14,852 --> 00:59:16,754
MICHAEL,
IT WAS FUN TONIGHT.

1160
00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:18,689
IT WAS FUN FOR ME, TOO.

1161
00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:29,800
[YAWNS]

1162
00:59:35,105 --> 00:59:37,107
[KISSES]

1163
00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:44,048
DON'T YOU WANT
TO MAKE LOVE?

1164
00:59:44,048 --> 00:59:45,515
OH, YEAH, YEAH.

1165
00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:47,184
THAT'D BE GREAT.

1166
00:59:47,184 --> 00:59:48,218
I'LL TAKE THIS OFF.

1167
00:59:48,218 --> 00:59:52,256
NO, NO, NO. I CAN--
I CAN WORK AROUND IT.

1168
00:59:55,292 --> 00:59:57,361
OH, THAT FEELS SO...

1169
01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:01,298
OVER.

1170
01:00:07,772 --> 01:00:10,607
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

1171
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:11,776
WHAT?

1172
01:00:11,776 --> 01:00:12,910
ARE YOU GOING TO BE
IN THERE FOREVER?

1173
01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:15,079
UH-HUH.
I MEAN, UH, NO, NO.

1174
01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:18,015
JUST ANOTHER
COUPLE OF DAYS.

1175
01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:19,650
OH.

1176
01:00:19,650 --> 01:00:21,118
WELL, I GUESS
I'LL JUST GO TO TOWN

1177
01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:22,653
AND TRY AND FIND
SOMETHING TO DO.

1178
01:00:22,653 --> 01:00:23,654
OH, DON'T GO.

1179
01:00:23,654 --> 01:00:25,890
BYE, DARLING.

1180
01:00:28,192 --> 01:00:31,361
I CAN SPEND
THE WHOLE DAY WITH YOU.

1181
01:00:31,361 --> 01:00:32,663
ARE YOU BUSY?

1182
01:00:32,663 --> 01:00:34,665
Anne: YES, BUT I'LL
CANCEL MY APPOINTMENTS.

1183
01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:37,968
[SIGHS]
THE WHOLE DAY.

1184
01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:39,103
I DON'T THINK
THERE'S A GIRL

1185
01:00:39,103 --> 01:00:40,838
FLOATING IN ANY JAR
ANYWHERE

1186
01:00:40,838 --> 01:00:43,640
WHO'S AS HAPPY AS I AM.

1187
01:00:45,542 --> 01:00:47,912
OH, MICHAEL,
YOU DO SO MUCH FOR ME,

1188
01:00:47,912 --> 01:00:49,747
AND I DO NOTHING
FOR YOU.

1189
01:00:49,747 --> 01:00:51,115
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HEAD?

1190
01:00:52,349 --> 01:00:54,484
I'M SORRY.
I FORGOT.

1191
01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:55,786
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,

1192
01:00:55,786 --> 01:00:57,321
YOU'RE THE MOST COMPLETE
WOMAN I'VE EVER KNOWN.

1193
01:00:57,321 --> 01:00:59,589
ALL MY LIFE, I WANTED WOMEN
WITH GREAT BODIES--

1194
01:00:59,589 --> 01:01:02,426
WOMEN WHO WERE 10s.

1195
01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:04,194
AND NOW...

1196
01:01:04,194 --> 01:01:05,896
FOR THE FIRST TIME,

1197
01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:08,665
I'M AROUSED BY A MIND.

1198
01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:09,934
MICHAEL,

1199
01:01:09,934 --> 01:01:11,468
I WISH I COULD KISS YOU.

1200
01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:13,170
I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THAT.

1201
01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:14,504
REALLY?

1202
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:15,840
YES, REALLY.

1203
01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:18,208
I, UH...

1204
01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:22,913
I BOUGHT YOU
A PAIR OF WAX LIPS.

1205
01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:28,786
I WAS GOING TO STICK THEM
ON YOUR JAR.

1206
01:01:28,786 --> 01:01:30,054
IS THAT CRAZY?

1207
01:01:30,054 --> 01:01:31,321
OH, NO.

1208
01:01:31,321 --> 01:01:32,723
PLEASE.

1209
01:01:38,162 --> 01:01:39,764
HOW DO I LOOK?

1210
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,147
MICHAEL?
YES?

1211
01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:59,249
WERE YOU OUT
ON THE LAKE TODAY

1212
01:01:59,249 --> 01:02:00,417
KISSING YOUR BRAIN?

1213
01:02:03,153 --> 01:02:04,021
NO.

1214
01:02:04,021 --> 01:02:05,222
YOU DIDN'T TAKE
THE ROWBOAT OUT?

1215
01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:06,690
FUNNY.

1216
01:02:06,690 --> 01:02:08,358
THERE WAS A MAN
OUT THERE,

1217
01:02:08,358 --> 01:02:10,895
LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU,
KISSING A BRAIN.

1218
01:02:10,895 --> 01:02:11,896
MUST'VE BEEN
SOMEBODY ELSE.

1219
01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:12,997
SOMEBODY ELSE?

1220
01:02:12,997 --> 01:02:14,765
HOW MANY MEN ARE THERE
AROUND HERE,

1221
01:02:14,765 --> 01:02:16,967
DO YOU SUPPOSE, WHO LOOK
EXACTLY LIKE YOU

1222
01:02:16,967 --> 01:02:18,769
AND HAVE BRAINS IN JARS?

1223
01:02:18,769 --> 01:02:20,237
OH...

1224
01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:22,773
WELL, AROUND HERE,
MUST BE HUNDREDS.

1225
01:02:22,773 --> 01:02:24,341
OH, STOP IT, MICHAEL.

1226
01:02:24,341 --> 01:02:25,675
I KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING
WEIRD GOING ON

1227
01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:27,244
WITH YOU AND THAT BRAIN.

1228
01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:28,245
IT'S NOT WEIRD.

1229
01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:29,246
IT'S MY WORK.

1230
01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:30,314
OH.

1231
01:02:30,314 --> 01:02:33,683
IT'S YOUR WORK TO KISS
A DEAD BRAIN?

1232
01:02:33,683 --> 01:02:35,652
SHE'S NOT DEAD.
SHE'S ALIVE.

1233
01:02:35,652 --> 01:02:37,287
SO, NOW IT'S A SHE!

1234
01:02:37,287 --> 01:02:39,723
YOU CARE MORE ABOUT
THAT BRAIN THAN YOU DO ME.

1235
01:02:39,723 --> 01:02:41,491
MICHAEL, I AM YOUR COOK,

1236
01:02:41,491 --> 01:02:43,660
YOUR MAID, YOUR LOVER.

1237
01:02:43,660 --> 01:02:45,262
I'M UNDERSTANDING
ABOUT YOUR WORK.

1238
01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:47,531
I ALMOST THREW MYSELF OUT
A WINDOW BECAUSE OF YOU.

1239
01:02:47,531 --> 01:02:49,066
AND YOU,

1240
01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:52,102
YOU TREAT ME
LIKE A DOORMAT.

1241
01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:52,903
DOLORES,

1242
01:02:52,903 --> 01:02:54,939
I'M SORRY.
I--I JUST...

1243
01:02:54,939 --> 01:02:57,207
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

1244
01:02:57,207 --> 01:03:00,577
I DIDN'T REALIZE
WHAT I WAS DOING TO YOU.

1245
01:03:00,577 --> 01:03:02,046
HELLO?

1246
01:03:02,046 --> 01:03:03,680
WHO?

1247
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:05,182
MR. GLADSTONE?

1248
01:03:06,383 --> 01:03:07,784
WHAT MESSAGE?

1249
01:03:09,419 --> 01:03:10,420
WHAT?

1250
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:14,291
GRANDMA NOONEY DIED?

1251
01:03:20,530 --> 01:03:21,932
NO, SHE DIDN'T TELL ME.

1252
01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:25,769
HOW MUCH?

1253
01:03:25,769 --> 01:03:27,404
15 MILLION.

1254
01:03:28,772 --> 01:03:30,374
FIRST THING MONDAY.

1255
01:03:35,512 --> 01:03:37,081
THE DAY YOU LEARNED
ABOUT MY INHERITANCE

1256
01:03:37,081 --> 01:03:38,748
IS THE DAY YOU STARTED
TO BE NICE TO ME.

1257
01:03:38,748 --> 01:03:40,317
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

1258
01:03:40,317 --> 01:03:42,887
YOU ONLY STAYED AROUND
FOR THE MONEY.

1259
01:03:42,887 --> 01:03:45,755
WHAT OTHER REASON
COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE?

1260
01:03:45,755 --> 01:03:47,257
GOD!

1261
01:03:47,257 --> 01:03:49,393
Michael: IT'S
CITIZEN'S DIVORCE TIME!

1262
01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:50,961
FINAL DECREE!

1263
01:03:56,867 --> 01:03:59,069
UGH. SON OF A BITCH.

1264
01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:09,213
OOH!

1265
01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:14,518
[TICKING]

1266
01:04:16,753 --> 01:04:17,988
Anne: HELP!

1267
01:04:21,225 --> 01:04:22,226
HELP!

1268
01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:27,764
ANNE?

1269
01:04:27,764 --> 01:04:29,033
Anne: HELP!

1270
01:04:30,234 --> 01:04:31,035
[TICKING]

1271
01:04:31,035 --> 01:04:32,036
WHERE'S MY BRAIN?

1272
01:04:32,036 --> 01:04:33,237
HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

1273
01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:34,438
I'M BUSY.

1274
01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:38,075
I'M COOKING CERVELLE
AU BEURRE NOIR.

1275
01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:40,177
CERVELLE
AU BEURRE NOIR?

1276
01:04:40,177 --> 01:04:42,112
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

1277
01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:44,481
I HAD THAT ONCE WHEN I WAS
IN THE ARMY IN FRANCE.

1278
01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:45,615
IT WAS A SMALL CAFá.

1279
01:04:45,615 --> 01:04:47,751
I WAS YOUNG. I WAS IMPETUOUS.
I'D EAT ANYTHING.

1280
01:04:47,751 --> 01:04:49,519
[SNAPS FINGERS]
CERVELLE AU BEURRE NOIR--

1281
01:04:49,519 --> 01:04:51,121
THAT'S--THAT'S--
THAT--

1282
01:04:51,922 --> 01:04:54,959
BRAINS IN BLACK BUTTER!

1283
01:04:54,959 --> 01:04:56,893
[LAUGHS]

1284
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,562
OW! OOH! AHH! OHH!

1285
01:04:59,930 --> 01:05:00,998
OK, ANNE.

1286
01:05:00,998 --> 01:05:02,132
OH, PLEASE
SAY SOMETHING.

1287
01:05:02,132 --> 01:05:03,934
Anne: UHH, I THINK
I'M ALL RIGHT.

1288
01:05:03,934 --> 01:05:05,802
COUNT TO 10.

1289
01:05:05,802 --> 01:05:07,471
1, 2, 3,

1290
01:05:07,471 --> 01:05:08,838
4, 5, 6,

1291
01:05:08,838 --> 01:05:09,873
7, 8...

1292
01:05:09,873 --> 01:05:10,874
10.

1293
01:05:10,874 --> 01:05:12,342
[BANGS ON SINK]

1294
01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:13,743
YOU!

1295
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:17,281
YOU COOKED HER 9s.

1296
01:05:17,281 --> 01:05:18,148
OUT!

1297
01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:19,049
OUT OF MY HOUSE!

1298
01:05:19,049 --> 01:05:20,417
OUT OF MY LIFE!

1299
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:22,652
IF YOU LAY ONE FINGER
ON ME, I'LL KILL YOU!

1300
01:05:22,652 --> 01:05:23,853
YOU KILL ME,
AND I'LL SEE

1301
01:05:23,853 --> 01:05:25,455
THAT YOU NEVER WORK
IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!

1302
01:05:25,455 --> 01:05:28,692
NOBODY'S GOING TO KEEP ME
FROM WORKING IN THIS TOWN!

1303
01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:30,194
HA!

1304
01:05:31,661 --> 01:05:34,398
GODDAMN!

1305
01:05:34,398 --> 01:05:35,832
UHH!
UHH!

1306
01:05:35,832 --> 01:05:37,501
MY BALLS!

1307
01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:38,702
OW!

1308
01:05:38,702 --> 01:05:40,770
Dolores: OW!

1309
01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,072
I'LL GET YOU!

1310
01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:43,573
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!

1311
01:05:43,573 --> 01:05:47,144
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS,
YOU NIGGER-KIKE-WOP!

1312
01:05:47,144 --> 01:05:49,413
INTO THE MUD,
SCUM QUEEN!

1313
01:05:49,413 --> 01:05:50,414
AAH!

1314
01:05:51,848 --> 01:05:54,084
Michael: YOU'LL NEVER GET
A PENNY OF THAT INHERITANCE.

1315
01:05:54,084 --> 01:05:55,285
FIRST THING MONDAY,
I'M DONATING IT

1316
01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:57,554
TO CRANIAL RESEARCH
FOR THE POOR.

1317
01:05:57,554 --> 01:05:58,822
[SPITS OUT MUD]

1318
01:05:58,822 --> 01:06:00,991
BY MONDAY,

1319
01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:03,027
YOU'LL BE DEAD!

1320
01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:04,028
[DOOR SLAMS]

1321
01:06:04,028 --> 01:06:05,829
ANNE.

1322
01:06:05,829 --> 01:06:07,031
ANNE.

1323
01:06:08,265 --> 01:06:12,436
Anne: MICHAEL, WHO DID YOU
CALL A SCUM QUEEN?

1324
01:06:12,436 --> 01:06:13,570
OH...

1325
01:06:13,570 --> 01:06:15,305
JUST SOME SCUM QUEEN.

1326
01:06:16,173 --> 01:06:18,175
I'M FRIGHTENED, MICHAEL.

1327
01:06:18,175 --> 01:06:20,477
I FEEL SO STRANGE.

1328
01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:23,113
I FEEL THE WORLD
SLIPPING AWAY.

1329
01:06:23,113 --> 01:06:25,749
IF ONLY WE COULD BE
TOGETHER--

1330
01:06:25,749 --> 01:06:27,384
REALLY TOGETHER.

1331
01:06:28,785 --> 01:06:30,387
WE CAN, DARLING.

1332
01:06:31,588 --> 01:06:32,789
OH, WE CAN.

1333
01:06:32,789 --> 01:06:34,258
DR. NECESSITER,

1334
01:06:34,258 --> 01:06:36,360
I WANT TO BECOME
A BRAIN.

1335
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,461
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

1336
01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:39,263
I WANT YOU TO BUILD
A TANK FOR 2.

1337
01:06:39,263 --> 01:06:41,765
I WANT YOU TO PUT ME IN
WITH ANNE UUMELLMAHAYE.

1338
01:06:41,765 --> 01:06:43,033
ANNE UUMELLMA-WHO?

1339
01:06:43,033 --> 01:06:45,001
UUMELLMAHAYE.

1340
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,170
BRAIN 21, TO YOU.

1341
01:06:46,170 --> 01:06:48,605
SO, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO STOLE BRAIN 21.

1342
01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:49,606
WHERE IS IT?

1343
01:06:49,606 --> 01:06:52,109
IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR.

1344
01:06:52,109 --> 01:06:55,612
I TOLD HER IT WAS A BOX SEAT
AT THE VIENNA OPERA.

1345
01:06:55,612 --> 01:06:57,947
HERE ARE MY INSTRUMENTS.

1346
01:06:57,947 --> 01:07:00,284
DO I UNDERSTAND YOU
CORRECTLY?

1347
01:07:00,284 --> 01:07:02,652
YOU WANT ME TO REMOVE
YOUR BRAIN

1348
01:07:02,652 --> 01:07:04,888
AND PUT IT IN A TANK
WITH NUMBER 21?

1349
01:07:04,888 --> 01:07:06,923
YES! WE CAN
COMMUNICATE.

1350
01:07:06,923 --> 01:07:08,125
WE'RE IN LOVE.

1351
01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:09,626
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
WE CAN BE TOGETHER.

1352
01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:11,995
PUT ME IN A TANK.

1353
01:07:11,995 --> 01:07:14,698
THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE.

1354
01:07:14,698 --> 01:07:16,566
AS YOU KNOW, MY RESEARCH
HAS ADVANCED TO A POINT

1355
01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:21,505
WHERE I CAN PUT HER MIND
INTO THE BODY OF A GORILLA.

1356
01:07:21,505 --> 01:07:23,507
I COULDN'T FUCK
A GORILLA.

1357
01:07:23,507 --> 01:07:24,441
YES, I KNOW,

1358
01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:27,277
BUT THERE IS ONE OTHER
ALTERNATIVE--

1359
01:07:27,277 --> 01:07:28,545
A HUMAN SUBJECT.

1360
01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,080
ARE YOU SAYING YOU CAN
PLACE HER THOUGHTS

1361
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,348
IN ANOTHER WOMAN'S BODY?

1362
01:07:31,348 --> 01:07:34,017
IN THE PAST WEEK,
I'VE HAD 2 NEAR SUCCESSES.

1363
01:07:34,017 --> 01:07:35,018
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
NEAR SUCCESSES?

1364
01:07:35,018 --> 01:07:36,453
IN MY RECOVERY ROOM

1365
01:07:36,453 --> 01:07:39,689
ARE 2 SUBJECTS
WHO DO NOTHING BUT THIS...

1366
01:07:39,689 --> 01:07:41,391
[RAZZES]

1367
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:43,560
BUT I THINK I'VE SOLVED
THE PROBLEM!

1368
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,028
WHAT KIND OF LIFE
WOULD THAT BE?

1369
01:07:45,028 --> 01:07:46,496
THIS IS MY WIFE.

1370
01:07:46,496 --> 01:07:47,464
[RAZZES]

1371
01:07:47,464 --> 01:07:50,600
OH, I KNOW HER.
SHE'D HATE THAT.

1372
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,968
I'D RATHER KEEP HER
IN A JAR.

1373
01:07:51,968 --> 01:07:53,270
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HER
THERE FOR LONG.

1374
01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:54,938
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

1375
01:07:54,938 --> 01:07:56,940
IT'S A MIRACLE
SHE'S STILL ALIVE.

1376
01:07:56,940 --> 01:07:58,575
SHE'S OUTLIVED
EVERY BRAIN I'VE HAD.

1377
01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:02,212
YOU'LL BE LUCKY
IF SHE SURVIVES THE WEEKEND.

1378
01:08:02,212 --> 01:08:03,947
ALL RIGHT.

1379
01:08:03,947 --> 01:08:04,981
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?

1380
01:08:04,981 --> 01:08:06,983
WAIT.

1381
01:08:06,983 --> 01:08:08,185
WAIT FOR WHAT?

1382
01:08:08,185 --> 01:08:10,320
FOR THE ELEVATOR KILLER
TO STRIKE AGAIN.

1383
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:13,157
ANNE COULD BE DEAD
BY THEN.

1384
01:08:14,224 --> 01:08:15,659
I'LL CHECK THE HOSPITAL,

1385
01:08:15,659 --> 01:08:16,526
THE MORGUE--

1386
01:08:16,526 --> 01:08:18,695
EVERYWHERE DEAD BODIES
HANG OUT.

1387
01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:20,964
I'LL GET HER A BODY.

1388
01:08:20,964 --> 01:08:22,299
I'LL PREPARE
THE LABORATORY,

1389
01:08:22,299 --> 01:08:23,667
AND IN CASE
YOU'RE NOT SUCCESSFUL,

1390
01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:25,735
I'LL HAVE THE GORILLA
WIRED AND READY.

1391
01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:26,570
I'LL GET
A BODY!

1392
01:08:26,570 --> 01:08:28,338
WILL THIS DO?

1393
01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:33,610
SHE JUST--

1394
01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:35,945
SHE JUST DOESN'T
HAVE ANY...

1395
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,147
VA-VOOM.

1396
01:08:38,715 --> 01:08:40,717
SHE IS DEAD, YOU KNOW.

1397
01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:42,386
STILL...

1398
01:08:43,187 --> 01:08:45,622
YOU DON'T LIKE
ANYTHING HERE?

1399
01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:48,825
NO. NOTHING REALLY
LEAPS OUT AT ME.

1400
01:08:52,896 --> 01:08:54,130
OOH.

1401
01:08:56,766 --> 01:08:58,268
ACTION'S STIFF.

1402
01:08:58,268 --> 01:09:01,271
I CAN FILE DOWN
THAT SEAR PIN.

1403
01:09:01,271 --> 01:09:02,939
LET ME HAVE A BOX
OF DUMDUMS.

1404
01:09:02,939 --> 01:09:04,308
THEY'RE ILLEGAL, MADAM.

1405
01:09:05,309 --> 01:09:08,478
SO IS KILLING
YOUR HUSBAND.

1406
01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:09,479
[CLICK]

1407
01:09:19,623 --> 01:09:21,691
Michael: OH,
IF SHE WERE ONLY DEAD.

1408
01:09:23,026 --> 01:09:24,027
Woman: AAH!

1409
01:09:24,027 --> 01:09:25,929
YEAH!

1410
01:09:25,929 --> 01:09:27,931
[PEOPLE TALKING
IN GERMAN]

1411
01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:31,568
SHE IS DEAD.

1412
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:34,904
LET ME THROUGH.
I'M A DOCTOR.

1413
01:09:34,904 --> 01:09:35,905
I'M A DOCTOR.

1414
01:09:35,905 --> 01:09:37,006
YOU'RE TOO LATE.

1415
01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:38,107
GOOD.

1416
01:09:38,107 --> 01:09:39,309
I MEAN, OH.

1417
01:09:39,309 --> 01:09:41,177
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

1418
01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:43,380
SHE'S PERFECT.

1419
01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:45,915
SHE'S ALIVE.

1420
01:09:45,915 --> 01:09:47,317
SHE'S DEAD. SHE'S DEAD.

1421
01:09:47,317 --> 01:09:48,452
SHE'S GOT TO BE DEAD!

1422
01:09:48,452 --> 01:09:49,919
[CROWD YELLING
IN GERMAN]

1423
01:09:49,919 --> 01:09:51,187
DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.

1424
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,323
[COUGHS]

1425
01:09:56,059 --> 01:09:57,761
Man: CRAZY MANIAC!

1426
01:09:57,761 --> 01:09:59,963
[CROWD CONTINUES
TALKING IN GERMAN]

1427
01:10:03,967 --> 01:10:05,269
[GROWLS]

1428
01:10:19,883 --> 01:10:21,851
NEED A BODY.
YEAH.

1429
01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:34,564
"IN DILMAN'S GROVE,

1430
01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:36,065
"MY LOVE

1431
01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:37,634
DID DIE."

1432
01:10:55,151 --> 01:10:56,420
DRIVER...

1433
01:10:57,220 --> 01:10:58,822
FOLLOW THAT CAR.

1434
01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:57,647
[CAR HONKS HORN]

1435
01:12:09,459 --> 01:12:11,327
BEAUTIFUL.

1436
01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:14,531
WHERE CAN I SEE
THE REST OF YOU?

1437
01:12:15,699 --> 01:12:17,967
MAMA.

1438
01:12:21,104 --> 01:12:22,472
WHERE CAN WE GO?

1439
01:12:22,472 --> 01:12:25,174
[WHINY VOICE] WELL,
WE CAN GO TO MY ROOM.

1440
01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:26,910
IT'S ON
THE FOURTH FLOOR.

1441
01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:28,277
MY NAME'S FRAN.

1442
01:12:28,277 --> 01:12:29,779
I'M AN AMERICAN.

1443
01:12:29,779 --> 01:12:31,615
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M
A MEMBER OF THE PIECE CORPS.

1444
01:12:31,615 --> 01:12:33,216
[SNORTING LAUGH]
GET IT?

1445
01:12:33,216 --> 01:12:34,751
WHAT IS IT?

1446
01:12:34,751 --> 01:12:35,552
MY VOICE?

1447
01:12:35,552 --> 01:12:37,621
DID I BLOW THE DEAL?

1448
01:12:37,621 --> 01:12:40,123
I KNEW I SHOULDN'T TALK
UNTIL I MAKE THE DEAL.

1449
01:12:40,123 --> 01:12:41,691
I KNOW MY VOICE
IS TERRIBLE.

1450
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:42,926
IT IRRITATES PEOPLE
SO MUCH

1451
01:12:42,926 --> 01:12:45,629
THEY USUALLY JUST WANT
TO KILL ME.

1452
01:12:45,629 --> 01:12:47,296
KEEP TALKING.
KEEP TALKING.

1453
01:12:47,296 --> 01:12:49,699
OH, GOOD.
I NEVER GET TO TALK.

1454
01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:52,502
MY WHOLE FAMILY
LOVES TO TALK.

1455
01:13:03,246 --> 01:13:04,648
COME ON IN, HONEY,

1456
01:13:04,648 --> 01:13:06,483
AND MAKE YOURSELF
AT HOME.

1457
01:13:06,483 --> 01:13:08,084
I'LL, UH...

1458
01:13:08,084 --> 01:13:09,653
BE RIGHT OUT, OK?

1459
01:13:09,653 --> 01:13:11,521
* DUKE, DUKE, DUKE *

1460
01:13:11,521 --> 01:13:12,922
* DUKE OF EARL, EARL *

1461
01:13:12,922 --> 01:13:13,823
YOU LIKE MUSIC?

1462
01:13:13,823 --> 01:13:15,759
THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG,
YOU KNOW?

1463
01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:17,894
* DUKE OF EARL,
EARL, EARL *

1464
01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:20,263
* DUKE OF EARL,
EARL, EARL *

1465
01:13:20,263 --> 01:13:21,531
* DUKE OF EARL *

1466
01:13:21,531 --> 01:13:22,966
COME ON, DUKE, WE'RE
GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN.

1467
01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:25,869
* DUKE, DUKE, DUKE
OF EARL, EARL, EARL *

1468
01:13:34,143 --> 01:13:36,012
[SINGING DUKE OF EARL]

1469
01:13:37,013 --> 01:13:38,682
Michael: IT'S MURDER.

1470
01:13:38,682 --> 01:13:39,983
NO, IT'S NOT MURDER.

1471
01:13:39,983 --> 01:13:42,118
HER BODY WILL
STILL BE ALIVE...

1472
01:13:42,118 --> 01:13:43,252
* DUKE OF EARL *

1473
01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:45,088
BUT HER MIND
WILL BE DEAD.

1474
01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:46,122
* DUKE OF EARL *

1475
01:13:46,122 --> 01:13:47,557
BUT HER BODY...

1476
01:13:47,557 --> 01:13:48,592
HER BODY.

1477
01:13:48,592 --> 01:13:51,027
I CAN HAVE IT ALL--

1478
01:13:51,027 --> 01:13:52,361
THE PERFECT MIND

1479
01:13:52,361 --> 01:13:54,698
IN THE PERFECT BODY.

1480
01:13:54,698 --> 01:13:55,865
YES.

1481
01:13:55,865 --> 01:13:57,100
YES.

1482
01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:58,101
KILL.

1483
01:13:58,101 --> 01:13:59,168
KILL.

1484
01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:01,104
YES.

1485
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:02,906
YES. YES.

1486
01:14:02,906 --> 01:14:03,940
KILL HER. YES.

1487
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:05,642
YES. YES.

1488
01:14:05,642 --> 01:14:08,545
KILL HER.
KILL, KILL, KILL.

1489
01:14:08,545 --> 01:14:11,447
KILL HER. YES, YES.

1490
01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,182
I CAN'T.

1491
01:14:13,182 --> 01:14:14,784
CAN'T WHAT?

1492
01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:16,653
I CAN'T INJECT YOU
WITH WINDOW CLEANER.

1493
01:14:16,653 --> 01:14:17,854
I DON'T MIND.

1494
01:14:18,722 --> 01:14:20,990
HEY, WHAT DOES IT DO,
ANYWAY?

1495
01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:23,126
IT CAUSES YOUR BRAIN
TO DIE LAST.

1496
01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:24,193
I DON'T MIND.

1497
01:14:24,193 --> 01:14:26,095
[DOOR OPENS
AND CLOSES]

1498
01:14:26,095 --> 01:14:27,864
IT'S MY VOICE.

1499
01:14:27,864 --> 01:14:28,865
DAMN.

1500
01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:41,077
WELL...

1501
01:14:41,077 --> 01:14:43,479
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

1502
01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:01,898
DOLORES.

1503
01:15:01,898 --> 01:15:02,899
YOU.

1504
01:15:02,899 --> 01:15:04,768
YOU'RE THE ELEVATOR
KILLER.

1505
01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:09,839
MERV GRIFFIN.

1506
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:10,840
YEAH.

1507
01:15:12,308 --> 01:15:13,610
WHY?

1508
01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:15,779
I DON'T KNOW. I'VE ALWAYS
JUST LOVED TO KILL.

1509
01:15:15,779 --> 01:15:17,647
I'VE REALLY ENJOYED IT.

1510
01:15:17,647 --> 01:15:18,782
BUT THEN I GOT FAMOUS,

1511
01:15:18,782 --> 01:15:20,817
AND IT'S JUST
TOO HARD FOR ME.

1512
01:15:20,817 --> 01:15:22,051
I MEAN, SO MANY WITNESSES.

1513
01:15:22,051 --> 01:15:23,820
I MEAN, EVERYBODY
RECOGNIZED ME.

1514
01:15:23,820 --> 01:15:25,655
I COULDN'T EVEN LURK
ANYMORE.

1515
01:15:25,655 --> 01:15:27,724
I'D HEAR, "WHO'S THAT
LURKING OVER THERE?

1516
01:15:27,724 --> 01:15:28,858
ISN'T THAT MERV GRIFFIN?"

1517
01:15:28,858 --> 01:15:31,060
SO I CAME TO EUROPE
TO KILL,

1518
01:15:31,060 --> 01:15:34,931
AND IT'S REALLY WORKED OUT
VERY WELL FOR ME--

1519
01:15:34,931 --> 01:15:36,132
UNTIL NOW.

1520
01:15:43,673 --> 01:15:44,674
Michael:
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

1521
01:15:44,674 --> 01:15:45,675
YEAH, ISN'T SHE?

1522
01:15:45,675 --> 01:15:46,943
THIS MAY BE
THE ONE THING

1523
01:15:46,943 --> 01:15:48,912
THAT SAVES
OUR MARRIAGE.

1524
01:15:48,912 --> 01:15:50,479
HEY, YOU GOING
TO TURN ME IN?

1525
01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:51,681
I DON'T HAVE TIME.

1526
01:15:51,681 --> 01:15:52,682
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO TURN YOURSELF IN.

1527
01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:54,250
PROMISE ME.
I PROMISE.

1528
01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:59,756
I AM NEVER TAKING YOU
ANYWHERE AGAIN.

1529
01:16:14,804 --> 01:16:16,706
ANNE, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?

1530
01:16:16,706 --> 01:16:18,507
Anne: I'M VERY...

1531
01:16:18,507 --> 01:16:19,643
VERY SLEEPY.

1532
01:16:19,643 --> 01:16:20,644
ANNE,

1533
01:16:20,644 --> 01:16:22,011
STAY AWAKE.

1534
01:16:22,011 --> 01:16:24,714
LOOK, I GOT
MERV GRIFFIN'S AUTOGRAPH.

1535
01:16:24,714 --> 01:16:26,115
I'M SLEEPY.

1536
01:16:26,115 --> 01:16:27,116
OH, MY GOD.

1537
01:16:38,494 --> 01:16:40,329
Anne: [WEAKLY]
MICHAEL...

1538
01:16:40,329 --> 01:16:41,998
ANNE, STAY WITH ME.

1539
01:16:41,998 --> 01:16:42,899
SOON.

1540
01:16:42,899 --> 01:16:44,801
HELP ME.SOON WE'LL
BE TOGETHER.

1541
01:16:47,170 --> 01:16:49,172
[SIREN]

1542
01:16:52,676 --> 01:16:54,110
[BRAKES SQUEAL]

1543
01:17:03,586 --> 01:17:05,321
HUH?

1544
01:17:05,321 --> 01:17:07,323
[REPEATS QUESTION]

1545
01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:09,625
OH, I'M SORRY, OFFICER.

1546
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,494
OH, YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

1547
01:17:11,494 --> 01:17:12,696
GOOD.

1548
01:17:16,432 --> 01:17:19,535
THAT'S BETTER. WE HAVE
MORE ROOM DOWN THERE NOW.

1549
01:17:19,535 --> 01:17:20,737
LICENSE?

1550
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:25,909
DOCTOR...

1551
01:17:27,276 --> 01:17:28,277
HFUHRUHURR?

1552
01:17:28,277 --> 01:17:30,179
YES.

1553
01:17:30,179 --> 01:17:31,214
WHAT'S THE RUSH?

1554
01:17:31,214 --> 01:17:32,682
AND WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH HER?

1555
01:17:32,682 --> 01:17:34,117
SHE'S JUST DRUNK--

1556
01:17:34,117 --> 01:17:35,118
DEAD DRUNK.

1557
01:17:35,118 --> 01:17:36,252
UH-HUH.

1558
01:17:36,252 --> 01:17:37,220
AND YOU?

1559
01:17:37,220 --> 01:17:38,888
YOU HAVE A LITTLE
TO DRINK, TOO, HMM?

1560
01:17:38,888 --> 01:17:40,223
OH, NO, NO, NO,
I DRON'T DINK.

1561
01:17:40,223 --> 01:17:41,224
DON'T DRINK.

1562
01:17:41,224 --> 01:17:42,225
MM-HMM.

1563
01:17:43,392 --> 01:17:45,394
GET OUT OF THE CAR.

1564
01:17:48,798 --> 01:17:49,966
STRETCH OUT YOUR ARMS

1565
01:17:49,966 --> 01:17:53,002
AND TOUCH YOUR NOSE
WITH YOUR FINGER.

1566
01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:55,872
HMM.

1567
01:17:56,906 --> 01:17:59,275
NOW WALK
THIS WHITE LINE.

1568
01:18:03,412 --> 01:18:04,748
HALT!

1569
01:18:04,748 --> 01:18:06,582
COME BACK.

1570
01:18:06,582 --> 01:18:08,184
ON YOUR HANDS!

1571
01:18:11,354 --> 01:18:12,722
ONE HAND.

1572
01:18:16,159 --> 01:18:19,963
NOW DO ROLL OVER, TURN
OVER, AND FLIP-FLOP.

1573
01:18:23,232 --> 01:18:25,134
ALL RIGHT.

1574
01:18:25,134 --> 01:18:28,104
NOW JUGGLE THESE,
DO A TAP DANCE, AND SING

1575
01:18:28,104 --> 01:18:31,841
THE CATALINA MAGDALENA
LUPENSTEINER WALLABEINER SONG.

1576
01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:34,443
GODDAMN, YOUR
DRUNK TESTS ARE HARD.

1577
01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:36,579
* CATALINA MAGDALENA *

1578
01:18:36,579 --> 01:18:37,847
* LUPENSTEINER
WALLABEINER *

1579
01:18:37,847 --> 01:18:39,482
* WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHAT'S HER NAME? *

1580
01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:43,719
ALL RIGHT,
YOU'RE NOT DRUNK.

1581
01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:45,554
YOU CAN GO.

1582
01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:46,890
MY ORANGES.

1583
01:18:48,457 --> 01:18:49,959
[STARTS ENGINE]

1584
01:18:49,959 --> 01:18:52,161
NOW DRIVE CAREFULLY.

1585
01:18:52,161 --> 01:18:53,196
WAIT!

1586
01:18:53,196 --> 01:18:54,197
SHE'S NOT DRUNK.

1587
01:18:54,197 --> 01:18:55,198
SHE'S DEAD!

1588
01:18:55,198 --> 01:18:56,232
DEAD? MY GOD,

1589
01:18:56,232 --> 01:18:58,768
I BETTER GET HER
TO A CEMETERY RIGHT AWAY.

1590
01:18:58,768 --> 01:19:01,170
[TIRES SQUEAL]

1591
01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:02,405
[CRASH]

1592
01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:03,973
Officer:
OH, MY GOD. OHH!

1593
01:19:03,973 --> 01:19:05,775
[SPEAKING GERMAN]

1594
01:19:10,713 --> 01:19:12,281
JA. JAWOHL.

1595
01:19:12,281 --> 01:19:14,583
[SPEAKING GERMAN]

1596
01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:15,952
Anne: VERY SLEEPY.

1597
01:19:15,952 --> 01:19:18,521
ANNE, DON'T GO TO SLEEP.
WALK AROUND. WALK AROUND.

1598
01:19:20,523 --> 01:19:22,725
ROTE MERCEDES.

1599
01:19:22,725 --> 01:19:25,028
DAS ES DAS. SCHNELL!

1600
01:19:26,129 --> 01:19:27,897
SCHNELL, SCHNELL, DUMKOPF.

1601
01:19:29,732 --> 01:19:31,500
[SIREN]

1602
01:19:33,336 --> 01:19:35,171
HALTEN, HALTEN.

1603
01:19:36,505 --> 01:19:38,041
[SPEAKING GERMAN]

1604
01:19:44,013 --> 01:19:45,982
[TIRES SCREECH]

1605
01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:56,559
[SPEAKS GERMAN]

1606
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:05,201
[DOORBELL CHIMES]

1607
01:20:07,236 --> 01:20:08,437
COME ON.

1608
01:20:09,772 --> 01:20:10,940
BAR THAT DOOR.

1609
01:20:10,940 --> 01:20:12,441
YES, SIR.

1610
01:20:15,344 --> 01:20:17,080
NECESSITER!

1611
01:20:17,881 --> 01:20:19,883
SCHMIDT, WE NEED
A BATTERING RAM.

1612
01:20:19,883 --> 01:20:21,317
RIGHT AWAY, INSPECTOR.

1613
01:20:23,619 --> 01:20:24,888
Woman: JA?

1614
01:20:24,888 --> 01:20:26,589
EXCUSE ME. COULD WE
BORROW A BATTERING RAM?

1615
01:20:26,589 --> 01:20:27,590
YOU'LL RETURN IT?

1616
01:20:27,590 --> 01:20:28,824
JA.
GUT.

1617
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,960
Inspector: HURRY, HURRY!

1618
01:20:35,899 --> 01:20:37,166
ONE...

1619
01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:38,634
2...

1620
01:20:38,634 --> 01:20:41,370
3!

1621
01:20:50,646 --> 01:20:52,515
ON 3!

1622
01:20:52,515 --> 01:20:54,150
ONE...

1623
01:20:54,150 --> 01:20:55,651
2...

1624
01:20:55,651 --> 01:20:56,886
3!

1625
01:20:58,955 --> 01:21:01,124
AAH!
AAH!

1626
01:21:07,096 --> 01:21:11,067
DR. NECESSITER!

1627
01:21:11,067 --> 01:21:13,769
CHEER UP, DEAR BOY.
HAVE A DRINK.

1628
01:21:13,769 --> 01:21:15,004
THERE'S NO TIME
FOR DRINKS.

1629
01:21:15,004 --> 01:21:16,272
ANNE IS DYING.

1630
01:21:16,272 --> 01:21:19,075
YOU'RE DYING, I'M DYING,
MY MACHINE IS DYING.

1631
01:21:19,075 --> 01:21:20,343
MY WONDERFUL MACHINE.

1632
01:21:20,343 --> 01:21:22,145
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

1633
01:21:22,145 --> 01:21:25,448
IT WON'T START.
IT'S BROKEN.

1634
01:21:25,448 --> 01:21:28,251
WELL, THERE MUST BE
SOME WAY TO FIX IT.

1635
01:21:28,251 --> 01:21:29,885
AAH!

1636
01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:31,154
OOH!

1637
01:21:31,154 --> 01:21:33,322
INSPECTOR, INSPECTOR.

1638
01:21:36,759 --> 01:21:38,461
DR. NECESSITER.

1639
01:21:38,461 --> 01:21:39,996
THE TRANSFORMER
OF YOUR MACHINE--

1640
01:21:39,996 --> 01:21:41,197
ARE YOU AWARE
IT'S COIN-OPERATED?

1641
01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:43,499
GOOD LORD.
I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT.

1642
01:21:43,499 --> 01:21:46,970
WHEN I BUILT THE MACHINE
I USED THE GUTS OF A VIDEO GAME.

1643
01:21:46,970 --> 01:21:48,137
QUARTERS, QUARTERS.

1644
01:21:48,137 --> 01:21:49,472
I'VE GOT 6 QUARTERS.

1645
01:21:49,472 --> 01:21:52,675
JUST ENOUGH
FOR THE TRANSFERENCE.

1646
01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:56,312
ALL RIGHT?

1647
01:21:56,312 --> 01:21:57,313
ALL RIGHT.

1648
01:21:57,313 --> 01:21:58,114
ALL RIGHT?

1649
01:21:58,114 --> 01:21:59,882
Anne: ALL RIGHT.

1650
01:21:59,882 --> 01:22:01,184
READY NOW.

1651
01:22:01,184 --> 01:22:03,252
SET THE HEMOFARCAL
OVERLOAD, .6.

1652
01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,721
HEMOFARCAL
OVERLOAD, .6.

1653
01:22:05,721 --> 01:22:08,924
[FANFARE]

1654
01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:11,260
SEPTUM LUDEGATION
FACTOR O3.5.

1655
01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:15,999
SEPTUM LUDEGATION
FACTOR O3.5.

1656
01:22:15,999 --> 01:22:18,301
AORTIC PETRIFICATION
RATIO 2 OVER 5.

1657
01:22:18,301 --> 01:22:21,504
AORTIC PETRIFICATION
RATIO 2 OVER 5.

1658
01:22:21,504 --> 01:22:22,505
[COUGHS]

1659
01:22:22,505 --> 01:22:24,373
[COUGHS]

1660
01:22:24,373 --> 01:22:26,642
SET THE THERAMIN
AT 1945.

1661
01:22:26,642 --> 01:22:29,078
THERAMIN, 1945.

1662
01:22:29,078 --> 01:22:30,646
[MACHINE WHISTLING]

1663
01:22:34,150 --> 01:22:37,320
ACTIVATE MAIN TRANSFERENCE
NUMBER 2.

1664
01:22:39,855 --> 01:22:41,890
IT'S OPEN!
RETURN THE RAM!

1665
01:22:41,890 --> 01:22:43,993
HERE IS YOUR RAM.
THANK YOU.

1666
01:22:43,993 --> 01:22:45,494
FOLLOW ME.

1667
01:22:45,494 --> 01:22:46,495
10...

1668
01:22:46,495 --> 01:22:47,530
9...

1669
01:22:47,530 --> 01:22:49,498
8...

1670
01:22:49,498 --> 01:22:51,234
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

1671
01:22:56,872 --> 01:22:59,675
STOP! YOU'RE UNDER
ARREST FOR MURDER.

1672
01:22:59,675 --> 01:23:00,909
WE ARE NOT MURDERING!

1673
01:23:00,909 --> 01:23:02,478
WE ARE RESURRECTING!

1674
01:23:02,478 --> 01:23:04,047
MOVING LIFE FROM ONE BODY
TO ANOTHER!

1675
01:23:04,047 --> 01:23:05,848
YOU ARE PLAYING GOD!

1676
01:23:05,848 --> 01:23:07,383
SOMEBODY HAS TO!

1677
01:23:07,383 --> 01:23:08,617
THE DOGMAS OF THE QUIET PAST

1678
01:23:08,617 --> 01:23:11,020
ARE INADEQUATE
FOR THE STORMY PRESENT!

1679
01:23:11,020 --> 01:23:13,522
THE OCCASION IS PILED HIGH
WITH DIFFICULTY,

1680
01:23:13,522 --> 01:23:16,059
AND WE MUST RISE
TO THE OCCASION!

1681
01:23:16,059 --> 01:23:18,627
WHOO! FOR COPIES
OF THIS SPEECH,

1682
01:23:18,627 --> 01:23:23,766
SEND ONE DOLLAR TO BOX 3912,
STONE MOUNTAIN, GEORGIA!

1683
01:23:23,766 --> 01:23:25,468
HE'S CRAZY.
NO.

1684
01:23:25,468 --> 01:23:26,769
AAH!

1685
01:23:26,769 --> 01:23:29,004
[PINBALL MACHINE BELLS]

1686
01:23:35,978 --> 01:23:37,780
AAH!

1687
01:23:43,586 --> 01:23:44,620
DON'T TOUCH THAT!

1688
01:24:02,405 --> 01:24:06,709
WELL, THE OPERATION
SEEMS TO BE A SUCCESS...

1689
01:24:09,578 --> 01:24:12,615
BUT THE DOCTOR DIED.

1690
01:24:15,084 --> 01:24:16,552
UH...

1691
01:24:16,552 --> 01:24:17,620
WHERE AM I?

1692
01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:20,356
YOU'RE IN OUR OWN
HOSPITAL, MICHAEL.

1693
01:24:20,356 --> 01:24:22,391
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE?

1694
01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:23,926
YOU'VE BEEN HERE
6 WEEKS.

1695
01:24:23,926 --> 01:24:25,861
YOUR WIFE IS HERE.

1696
01:24:25,861 --> 01:24:27,062
SHE'S IN
THE WAITING ROOM.

1697
01:24:27,062 --> 01:24:28,131
WHOSE BRAIN DOES SHE HAVE?

1698
01:24:28,131 --> 01:24:29,865
WHOSE BRAIN
DOES SHE HAVE?

1699
01:24:29,865 --> 01:24:32,968
DOES SHE TALK...

1700
01:24:32,968 --> 01:24:35,771
OR DOES SHE GO...

1701
01:24:35,771 --> 01:24:38,141
[RAZZES]

1702
01:24:38,141 --> 01:24:39,908
NO, SHE TALKS,
MICHAEL.

1703
01:24:39,908 --> 01:24:41,677
[LAUGHS]

1704
01:24:41,677 --> 01:24:42,545
NO, NO, NO.

1705
01:24:42,545 --> 01:24:44,313
YOU'VE BEEN
IN BED 6 WEEKS.

1706
01:24:44,313 --> 01:24:46,048
YOU DON'T HAVE
THE STRENGTH.

1707
01:24:46,048 --> 01:24:47,950
I'M STRONG ENOUGH.

1708
01:24:47,950 --> 01:24:49,252
I WANT TO SEE HER.

1709
01:24:49,252 --> 01:24:52,221
NURSE, TELL MRS. HUFFER
THE DOCTOR'S AWAKE.

1710
01:24:52,221 --> 01:24:54,990
HFUHRUHURR.

1711
01:24:54,990 --> 01:24:56,425
WAIT.

1712
01:24:56,425 --> 01:25:00,929
I DON'T WANT HER
TO SEE ME LIKE THIS.

1713
01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:04,500
I WANT TO BE ON MY OWN 2 FEET.

1714
01:25:15,043 --> 01:25:16,445
THERE.

1715
01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:19,748
YOUR HUSBAND IS AWAKE
AND CAN SEE YOU.

1716
01:25:19,748 --> 01:25:21,284
HE'S AWAKE?

1717
01:25:23,051 --> 01:25:24,287
WHAT'S WRONG?

1718
01:25:24,287 --> 01:25:28,824
I NEVER TOLD HIM
I WAS A COMPULSIVE EATER.

1719
01:25:28,824 --> 01:25:30,826
I'VE GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT.

1720
01:25:34,830 --> 01:25:36,432
MICHAEL.

1721
01:25:51,180 --> 01:25:52,181
ANNE...

1722
01:25:52,181 --> 01:25:54,917
UUMELLMAHAYE?

1723
01:25:54,917 --> 01:25:56,352
YES, MICHAEL.

1724
01:25:59,788 --> 01:26:03,326
YOU'RE NOT DISAPPOINTED
I'M SO FAT?

1725
01:26:07,095 --> 01:26:08,831
WHAT FAT?

1726
01:27:38,387 --> 01:27:41,189
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.

1727
01:27:41,189 --> 01:27:44,460
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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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