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Um...

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Whoa!

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Whoa, whoa.

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Hmm.

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

10
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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

14
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Heads.

15
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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Bet.

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Heads I win.

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Again...

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Heads.

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Whoops!

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It must be
indicative of something

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besides the
redistribution of wealth.

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Heads.

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A weaker man might be moved
to re-examine his faith,

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for nothing else at least
in the law of probability.

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Heads.

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Consider.

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One,

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probability is a factor which
operates within natural forces.

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Two, probability is not
operating as a factor.

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Three, we are now held within

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un-, sub-,
or supernatural forces.

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Discuss.

46
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What?

47
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Look at it this way.

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If six monkeys...

49
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If six monkeys...

50
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The law of averages, if I
have got this right, means

51
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that if six monkeys were thrown
up in the air long enough

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they would land on their
tails about as often

53
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as they would land on their--

54
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Heads.

55
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Getting a
bit of a bore, isn't it?

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A bore?

57
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Well...

58
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What about the suspense?

59
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What suspense?

60
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It must be the law
of diminishing returns.

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I feel the spell
about to be broken.

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Well, it was an even chance.

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Seventy eight in a row.

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A new record, I imagine.

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Is that what you imagine?

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A new record?

67
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Well...

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No questions,
not a flicker of doubt?

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I could be wrong.

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No fear?

71
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Fear?

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Fear.

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Seventy nine.

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I think I have it.

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Time has stopped dead.

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The single experience of
one coin being spun once

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has been repeated...
156 times.

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On the whole, doubtful.

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Or, a spectacular
vindication of the principle

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that each individual
coin spun individually is

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as likely to come
down heads as tails

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and therefore should
cause no surprise

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each individual time it does.

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Heads.

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I've never known
anything like it.

86
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He's never known
anything like it.

87
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But he has never known
anything to write home about

88
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and therefore it is
nothing to write home about.

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What's the first
thing you remember?

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Oh, let's see, hm...

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The first thing that comes
into my head, you mean?

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No, the first
thing you remember.

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Ah.

94
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No, it's no good.

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It's gone.
It was a long time ago.

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You don't get my meaning.

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What's the first thing after

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all the things you've forgotten?

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Oh, I see.

100
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I've forgotten the question.

101
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Are you happy?

102
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What?

103
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Content? At ease?

104
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Well, I suppose so.

105
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What are you going to do now?

106
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I don't know.
What do you want to do?

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Look.

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What about it?

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Well.

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We have been spinning
coins together since...

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I don't know when,

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and in all that time,
if it is all that time,

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157 coins spun consecutively
have come down heads,

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157 consecutive times,

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and all you can do is
play with your food.

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Wait a minute.

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There was a messenger.

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Rosencrantz!
Guildenstern!

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We were sent for.

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Another
curious scientific phenomenon

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is the fact that the
fingernails grow after death

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as does the beard.

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What?

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Beard.

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But you're not dead!

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I didn't say
they only started

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to grow after death.

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The fingernails also
grow before birth.

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Though not the beard.

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What?

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Beard!
What's the matter with you?

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The toenails on the other
hand never grow at all.

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The toenails on the other
foot never grow at all.

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No.

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Do you remember the first
thing that happened today?

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Oh, I woke up, I suppose.

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I've got it now...

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That man, he woke us up.

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A messenger.

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That's it.

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Pale sky before dawn,

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a man standing on his saddle
to bang on the shutters.

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But then he called our names.

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You remember,
that man woke us up.

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We were sent for.

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That's why we're here.

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Traveling, a matter
of extreme urgency.

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"A royal summons"
was his very words.

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Official business
no questions asked.

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Up, we get and off at the gallop

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fearful lest we come too late!

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Too late for what?

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How would I know?

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We haven't got there yet.

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What's that?

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Halt!

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An audience!

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Don't move!

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Perfect. Well met, in
fact, and just in time.

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Why's that?

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Why, we grow rusty.

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And you catch us at the
very point of decadence.

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This time tomorrow we
might have forgotten

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everything we ever knew.

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We'd be back where we
started, improvising.

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Tumblers, are you?

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We can give you a tumble,
if that's your taste,

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and times being what they are.

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00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,068
Otherwise, for a jingle of
coin we can do you a selection

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of gory romances pirated
from the Italian.

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00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:08,990
And it doesn't take
much to make a jingle.

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Even a single coin has music
in it, should it be gold.

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Tragedians!

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At your command.

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00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,635
My name is Guildenstern,
and this is Rosencrantz.

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I'm sorry, his name's
Guildenstern,

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and I'm Rosencrantz.

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We've played to bigger, but
quality counts for something.

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Tragedians.
What exactly do you do?

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Tragedy, sir.

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Deaths and disclosures,
universal and particular.

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Denouements.

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00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,163
Transvestite melodrama.

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00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,833
We transport you back into a
world of intrigue and illusion.

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Clowns if you like.

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Murders.

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00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,185
We can do you ghosts.

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00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:22,981
And battles.

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On the skirmish level.

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Heroes, villains,

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tormented lovers.

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Set pieces in the poetic vein.

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00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,918
We can do you rapiers,

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00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,962
or rape,

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00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,256
or both.

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00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:54,053
By all means, faithless
wives and ravished virgins,

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00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,932
flagrant delicto at a price

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00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,934
for which there
are special terms.

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00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,061
It costs little to watch,

200
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:05,398
and a little more to get
caught up in the action.

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00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,026
If that's your taste, and
times being what they are.

202
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,444
What are they?

203
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Indifferent.

204
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:12,405
Bad?

205
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:13,948
Wicked.

206
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,286
See anything you like?

207
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,496
Lucky thing we came along.

208
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,622
For us?

209
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,875
Also for you.

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00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:28,337
For some it is performance,
for others patronage.

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00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,757
They are two sides
of the same coin.

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00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:33,009
Or being as there
are so many of us,

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00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,471
the same side of two coins.

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00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:37,805
It was luck, then?

215
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:38,931
Or fate.

216
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,224
Yours or ours?

217
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,310
It could hardly be
one without the other.

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00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,438
Fate then.

219
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:48,900
You said,

220
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,861
caught up in the action?

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00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:56,741
I did. I did.

222
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,619
You're quicker than your friend.

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00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,622
For a handful of
coin, I happen to have

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00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,707
a private and uncut performance

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00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,502
of The Rape of the Sabine Women.

226
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,671
Or rather woman.
Or rather Alfred.

227
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,548
And for eight you
can participate.

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00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,814
It could have been...

229
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,610
It didn't have to be obscene.

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00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,363
I was prepared.

231
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,949
But it's this, is it?

232
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:42,703
No enigma, no dignity,
nothing classical or poetic.

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00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,331
Only this.

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00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,919
A comic pornographer and
a rabble of prostitutes.

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00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,048
You should have
caught us in better times.

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00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,926
We were purists then.

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00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,679
Excuse me.

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00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,098
Alfred.

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00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,519
You're not,
exclusively players, then?

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00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,729
We're inclusively
players, sir.

241
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,732
- I had no idea.
- No.

242
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,443
I mean, I've heard, but
I've never actually seen.

243
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,570
No.

244
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,114
I mean, what
exactly do you do?

245
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,615
We keep to our usual stuff,

246
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,702
more or less, only inside out.

247
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:26,497
We do on stage the things that
are supposed to happen off.

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00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,040
Which is a kind of integrity,

249
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,794
if you look on every exit as
an entrance somewhere else.

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00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,172
Wait a minute.

251
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,221
What will you do for that?

252
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,314
Do you know any good plays?

253
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,609
Plays? Oh, yes.

254
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:55,902
One of the Greeks, perhaps?

255
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,070
You're familiar with the
tragedies of antiquity, are you?

256
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,322
The great homicidal classics?

257
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,450
Maidens aspiring to
godheads, or vice versa?

258
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,827
That's your kind
of thing, is it?

259
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,579
I can't say it is, really.

260
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:10,249
We're more of the love,
blood and rhetoric school.

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00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,127
Well, we can do you blood
and love without the rhetoric

262
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,962
and we can do you blood and
rhetoric without the love

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00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:18,341
and we can do you all three
concurrent or consecutive.

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00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:22,053
But we can't give you love and
rhetoric without the blood.

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00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:23,721
Blood is compulsory.

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00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,932
They're all blood, you see.

267
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,142
Is that what people want?

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00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:29,602
It's what we do.

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00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,480
Would you like a bet?

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00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:36,901
Double or nothing.

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Heads.

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00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,453
Heads.

273
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,002
Double or nothing.

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00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,509
Come on.

275
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:05,554
I say that was
lucky. It was tails.

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00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,791
Ah!

277
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:32,933
Welcome, dear Rosencrantz
and Guildenstern.

278
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,605
Moreover that we much
did long to see you.

279
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:41,525
The need we have to use you
did provoke our hasty sending.

280
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,612
Something have you heard
of Hamlet's transformation.

281
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,614
So call it.

282
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,783
Sith nor the exterior
nor the inward men

283
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,534
resembles that it was.

284
00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:54,246
What it should be,

285
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:57,124
more than his father's
death, that thus hath put him

286
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,418
so far from the
understanding of himself.

287
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,962
I cannot dream of.

288
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:05,758
I entreat you both,

289
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,345
that being of so young
days brought up with him,

290
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:12,431
and sith so neighbored
to his youth and haviour,

291
00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:14,475
that you vouchsafe your rest

292
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,769
here in our court
some little time.

293
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,814
So by your companies to
draw him on to pleasures

294
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,734
and to gather so much as
from occasion you may glean

295
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:27,571
whether aught to us
unknown afflicts him thus

296
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:32,410
that opened lies
within our remedy.

297
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:34,620
Good.

298
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:41,043
Gentleman, he hath
much talked of you.

299
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:43,462
And sure I am, two men
there are not living

300
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,464
to whom he more adheres.

301
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,050
If it will please you to
show us so much gentry

302
00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:51,345
and good will as to extend
your time with us awhile

303
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,140
for the supply and
profit of our hope,

304
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,642
your visitation shall
receive such thanks

305
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:59,395
as fits a king's remembrance.

306
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:00,855
Both your majesties might

307
00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:02,690
by the sovereign
power you have of us,

308
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:06,527
put your dread pleasures more
into command than to entreaty.

309
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:08,904
But we both obey, and
here give up ourselves

310
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:11,615
in the full bent to lay our
service freely at your feet,

311
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:12,783
to be commanded.

312
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:14,702
Thanks, Rosencrantz.

313
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,996
And gentle Guildenstern.

314
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:21,417
Thanks Guildenstern
and gentle Rosencrantz.

315
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,420
And I beseech you
instantly to visit

316
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,672
my too much changed son.

317
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,549
Heaven make our
presence and our practices

318
00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:30,134
pleasant and helpful to him!

319
00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:31,969
Aye, amen.

320
00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:36,974
I want to go home.

321
00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:38,642
Don't let them confuse you.

322
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,948
We're in over our steps,

323
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,534
heading out of depth.

324
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,412
Stepping out of our heads,

325
00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:00,998
so heading to a dead stop!

326
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:05,461
There!

327
00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:07,505
Hasn't it ever happened to
you that all of a sudden

328
00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,965
and for no reason at all you
haven't the faintest idea

329
00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:12,927
how to spell the word "which"

330
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,221
or "house"

331
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,598
because when you write it down

332
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,308
you just can't remember
ever having seen

333
00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:21,143
those letters in
that order before?

334
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:22,937
- I remember.
- What?

335
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,230
I remember when there
were no questions.

336
00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:25,689
There were always questions.

337
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,150
Answers, yes. There were
answers to everything.

338
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:30,528
- You've forgotten.
- I haven't forgotten!

339
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:33,739
How I used to remember my
own name! And yours. Oh, yes!

340
00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:35,991
There were answers
everywhere you looked.

341
00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:37,576
There was no question about it.

342
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,829
People knew who we were and
if they didn't they asked,

343
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,081
we told them out names.

344
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,125
We did. The trouble is,
each of them is plausible,

345
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,585
without being instinctive.

346
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:53,259
Instinctive?

347
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:55,886
All your life you
live so close to truth,

348
00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:58,514
it becomes a permanent blur
in the corner of your eye,

349
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,849
and when something
nudges it into outline,

350
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,060
it's like being
ambushed by a grotesque.

351
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:06,397
A man standing in his saddle in
the half-lit, half-alive dawn

352
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,566
banged in the shutters
and called two names.

353
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:11,777
And when he called we came.
That much is certain, we came.

354
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:13,737
Well, I can tell you

355
00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:14,947
I'm sick to death of it.

356
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:16,115
I don't care which one I am.

357
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:17,616
So why don't you
make up your mind?

358
00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:18,867
We didn't come all this way

359
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,077
for a christening.

360
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,746
But we have been
comparatively fortunate.

361
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,164
We might have been left to sift

362
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:25,666
the whole field of
human nomenclature

363
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:28,669
like two blind men looting a
bazaar for their own portraits.

364
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,713
At least we are presented
with alternatives.

365
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,131
Well, as from
now my name is--

366
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,133
But not choice.

367
00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:36,218
Your smallest action sets
off another somewhere else,

368
00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:37,678
and is set off by it.

369
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,472
And I do think
or else this brain of mine...

370
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,433
We're
going round in circles.

371
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:46,228
...so sure as it
hath use to do that I have found

372
00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:49,315
the very cause of
Hamlet's lunacy.

373
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,568
Oh, speak of that!

374
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,945
That do I long to hear.

375
00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:57,865
Give first admittance
to the ambassadors.

376
00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:17,426
He tells me, my dear Gertrude,
he hath found the head

377
00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:19,720
and source of all your
son's distemper.

378
00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:22,389
I doubt it is no
other but the main.

379
00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:26,352
His father's death

380
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:29,438
and our o'er hasty marriage.

381
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:32,316
Well.

382
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,362
We shall sift him.

383
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:52,294
It's all right.

384
00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:54,755
There's a logic at work.

385
00:27:54,881 --> 00:27:57,007
It's all done for
you, don't worry.

386
00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:59,426
Enjoy it. Relax.

387
00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:09,520
Relax.

388
00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:13,732
We have been briefed.

389
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:14,900
Have we?

390
00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:17,444
Hamlet's transformation,
what do you recollect?

391
00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:20,280
Well, he's changed, hasn't he?

392
00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:23,200
The exterior and inward
man falls to resemble.

393
00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:25,661
Draw him onto pleasures,
glean what afflicts him.

394
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,329
Something more than
his father's death.

395
00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:28,455
He's always talking about us.

396
00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:30,541
There aren't two people living
whom he dotes on more than us.

397
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:32,793
We cheer him up,
find out what's the matter.

398
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,169
Exactly.

399
00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:36,755
It's just a matter of
asking the right questions

400
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,841
and giving away as
little as we can.

401
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,008
And then we can go?

402
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:42,094
And receive such thanks as
fits as king's remembrance.

403
00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:45,389
Oh, I like the
sound of that...

404
00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:48,809
What do you think she
meant by remembrance?

405
00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,686
He doesn't forget his friends.

406
00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:52,354
Would you care to estimate?

407
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,106
Some kings tend
to be amnesiac,

408
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:57,526
others the opposite, I
suppose, whatever that is.

409
00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:58,777
How much?

410
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:00,779
- Elephantine.
- How much?

411
00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:05,033
Retentive. He's a
very retentive king.

412
00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:06,910
A royal retainer.

413
00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:09,079
- What are you playing at?
- Words.

414
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:11,290
Words. They're all
we have to go on.

415
00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:18,148
Look at this.

416
00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:25,864
Leave things alone.

417
00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:28,116
Sorry.

418
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,477
This is interesting.

419
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,566
You would think

420
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:06,405
this would fall faster
than this, wouldn't you?

421
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,925
And you'd be absolutely right.

422
00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:45,861
Fancy a game?

423
00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:49,281
We're spectators.

424
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:51,158
Do you want to play questions?

425
00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:57,331
- How do you play that?
- You have to ask questions.

426
00:31:57,457 --> 00:31:58,540
Statement, one love.

427
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,584
- Cheating!
- How?

428
00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:02,878
- I hadn't started yet.
- Statement, two love.

429
00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:04,129
- Are you counting that?
- What?

430
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:05,380
Are you counting that?

431
00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:06,840
Foul! No repetition.

432
00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,133
Three love and game.

433
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:13,430
I'm not going to play if
you're going to be like that.

434
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:28,487
Whose serve?

435
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:30,822
- Uh...
- Hesitation! Love one.

436
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,369
- Whose go?
- Why?

437
00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:36,662
- Why not?
- What for?

438
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,747
Foul! No synonyms! One all.

439
00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:44,169
What in God's
name is going on?

440
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,505
Foul! No rhetoric! Two - one.

441
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,340
What does it all add up to?

442
00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:50,384
- Can't you guess?
- Were you addressing me?

443
00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:51,927
Is there anyone else?

444
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,137
- Who?
- How would I know?

445
00:32:54,263 --> 00:32:55,555
- Why do you ask?
- Are you serious?

446
00:32:55,765 --> 00:32:57,599
- Was that rhetoric?
- No.

447
00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,685
Statement!
Two all. Game point.

448
00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:04,648
What's the matter
with you today?

449
00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:06,024
- When?
- What?

450
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,484
- Are you deaf?
- Am I dead?

451
00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:08,735
Yes or no?

452
00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:10,529
- Is there a choice?
- Is there a God?

453
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:13,532
Foul! No non-sequiturs!
Three - two, one game all.

454
00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:20,038
- What's your name?
- What's yours?

455
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:22,374
- You first.
- Statement! One love.

456
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,335
What's your name
when you're at home?

457
00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:27,045
- What's yours?
- When I'm at home?

458
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:28,213
Is it different at home?

459
00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:29,464
- What home?
- Haven't you got one?

460
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:31,758
- Why do you ask?
- What are you driving at?

461
00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:32,926
What's your name?

462
00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:35,053
Repetition! Two love.
Match point.

463
00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:37,222
Who do you think you are?

464
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:39,725
Rhetoric! Game and match!

465
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,540
- Rosencrantz!
- What?

466
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:10,505
There.

467
00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:14,885
How was that?

468
00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:17,054
- Clever.
- Natural?

469
00:34:17,346 --> 00:34:18,430
Instinctive!

470
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,017
Now I'll try you. Guil--

471
00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:23,727
Not yet!
Catch me unawares.

472
00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:27,647
Right... Guil--

473
00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:30,233
No, me, unawares.

474
00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:54,508
Ready?

475
00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:58,595
Never mind.

476
00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:11,149
...for I will use no art,

477
00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:14,903
mad let us grant him
then and now remains

478
00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:17,197
that we find out the
cause of this effect,

479
00:35:17,323 --> 00:35:19,324
or rather say, the
cause of this defect.

480
00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:22,202
For this effect
defective, comes by cause.

481
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:25,247
Thus it remains, and
the remainder thus.

482
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:28,583
Perpend.
I have a daughter.

483
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:30,335
Have, while she is mine.

484
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:33,839
Who in her duty and
obedience, mark,

485
00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:36,049
hath given me this.

486
00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:40,095
Now gather, and surmise.

487
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:44,141
"To the celestial,
and my soul's idol,

488
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,477
the most beautified Ophelia."

489
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:49,771
That's an ill phrase,
a vile phrase.

490
00:35:49,897 --> 00:35:52,274
Beautified is a vile phrase.

491
00:35:52,608 --> 00:35:54,609
But that you shall hear, thus,

492
00:35:54,735 --> 00:35:57,988
"In her excellent
white bosom..."

493
00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:00,031
Came this
from Hamlet to her?

494
00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:03,243
Good Madam,
stay awhile, I will be faithful.

495
00:36:04,787 --> 00:36:07,414
"Doubt thou,
the stars are fire.

496
00:36:07,915 --> 00:36:09,958
Doubt that the sun doth move,

497
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:12,836
doubt truths to be a lie,

498
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:15,255
but never doubt I love."

499
00:37:04,013 --> 00:37:07,224
...his hot love on
the wing, as I perceived it,

500
00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:10,310
I must tell you that
before my daughter told me,

501
00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:13,939
what might you, or my dear
Majesty, your queen here, think,

502
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,733
if I had played the
desk or table-book.

503
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:19,277
Or given my heart...

504
00:37:20,154 --> 00:37:23,365
...dumb, or looked upon
this love, with idle sight,

505
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:25,367
what might you think?

506
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:28,662
No, I went round to work,

507
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,498
and my young mistress
thus I did bespeak,

508
00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:35,752
Lord Hamlet is a
Prince out of thy star.

509
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,421
This must not be.

510
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,864
How does my good Lord Hamlet?

511
00:38:05,324 --> 00:38:06,992
Well, God have mercy.

512
00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:09,953
Do you know me, my lord?

513
00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:11,621
Excellent.

514
00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:13,999
Excellent well.

515
00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:16,835
- You are a fishmonger.
- Not I, my lord.

516
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:18,878
Then I would
you were so honest a man.

517
00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:20,380
Honest, my lord?

518
00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,346
What do you read, my lord?

519
00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:30,932
Words, words, words.

520
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,934
What is
the matter, my lord?

521
00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:34,144
Between who?

522
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:36,521
I mean the
matter that you read, my lord.

523
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:38,148
Statement.

524
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:39,607
Slander, sir.

525
00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:42,110
For the satirical
rogue says here

526
00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:45,238
that old man have grey beards...

527
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,246
Who was that?

528
00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:54,414
Didn't you know him?

529
00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:55,498
He didn't know me.

530
00:38:55,624 --> 00:38:56,624
He didn't see you.

531
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:57,917
I didn't see him.

532
00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,127
We shall see.

533
00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:01,504
I hardly knew him, he's changed.

534
00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:03,048
- You could see that?
- Transformed.

535
00:39:03,215 --> 00:39:04,632
- How do you know?
- Inside and out.

536
00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,092
- I see.
- He's not himself, you know.

537
00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:07,886
- He's changed.
- I could see that.

538
00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:11,806
Glean what afflicts him!

539
00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:12,974
- Me?
- Him.

540
00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:15,393
- How?
- Question and answer.

541
00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:16,770
He's afflicted.

542
00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:18,188
You question, I answer.

543
00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:19,439
He's not himself, you know.

544
00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,191
- I'm him, you see.
- Who am I?

545
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,317
You're yourself.

546
00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:23,860
- And he's you?
- Not a bit of it.

547
00:39:28,115 --> 00:39:29,199
Are you afflicted?

548
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:32,160
That's the idea.
Are you ready?

549
00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,288
Let's go back a bit.

550
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:39,459
- I'm afflicted.
- I see.

551
00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,503
Glean what afflicts me.

552
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:42,754
Right.

553
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,672
Question and answer.

554
00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:46,216
How should I begin?

555
00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:47,967
Address me.

556
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,887
My dear Guildenstern!

557
00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:53,723
You've forgotten, haven't you?

558
00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:55,517
My dear Rosencrantz!

559
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,147
I don't think you
quite understand.

560
00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:02,899
What we are attempting
is a hypothesis

561
00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:04,651
in which I answer for him

562
00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:08,029
while you ask me questions.

563
00:40:09,156 --> 00:40:11,533
Ah. Ready?

564
00:40:12,451 --> 00:40:14,619
- You know what to do?
- What?

565
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,372
- Are you stupid?
- Pardon?

566
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:18,998
- Are you deaf?
- Did you speak?

567
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,125
- Not now.
- Statement!

568
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:25,046
Not now!

569
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:04,836
I say.

570
00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:09,966
- What?
- Well, uh, uh...

571
00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:13,470
Would you like a bite?

572
00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:15,388
No.

573
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:21,895
Thank you.

574
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:43,708
Oh, you mean you
pretend to be him.

575
00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:47,086
And I ask you questions.

576
00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:49,380
Very good.

577
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,132
You had me confused.

578
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,634
I could see I had.

579
00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:54,260
How should I begin?

580
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:55,845
Address me.

581
00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,223
My honored lord!

582
00:41:58,390 --> 00:41:59,724
My dear Rosencrantz!

583
00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:03,478
Am I pretending
to be you, then?

584
00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:06,523
Certainly not. Well,
if you like, shall we continue?

585
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,818
- My honored lord!
- My dear fellow!

586
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:12,070
- How are you?
- Afflicted!

587
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:13,404
- Really? In what way?
- Transformed.

588
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,572
- Inside or out?
- Both.

589
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:18,326
I see. Not much new there.

590
00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:23,081
Look go into details! Delve!

591
00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:29,504
Probe the background.

592
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,507
Establish the situation.

593
00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,140
So your uncle's
the king of Denmark?

594
00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:43,476
That's right.
And my father before him.

595
00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:44,811
His father before him?

596
00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:46,729
No, my father before him.

597
00:42:46,855 --> 00:42:48,773
- But surely...
- You may well ask.

598
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:50,567
Let me get it straight.

599
00:42:52,152 --> 00:42:53,653
Your father was king.
You were his only son.

600
00:42:53,779 --> 00:42:55,947
Your father dies. You are of
age. Your uncle becomes king.

601
00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:57,240
- Yes.
- Unusual.

602
00:42:57,366 --> 00:42:58,449
- Undid me.
- Undeniably.

603
00:42:58,576 --> 00:42:59,534
- He slipped in.
- Which reminds me.

604
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:00,910
- Well, it would.
- I don't want to be personal.

605
00:43:01,036 --> 00:43:02,036
It's common knowledge.

606
00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:03,329
- Your mother's marriage.
- He slipped in.

607
00:43:03,455 --> 00:43:05,290
- His body was still warm.
- So was hers.

608
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,457
- Extraordinary.
- Indecent.

609
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:07,584
- Hasty.
- Suspicious.

610
00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:08,876
- It makes you think.
- Don't think I haven't.

611
00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:10,587
- And with her husband's brother.
- They were close.

612
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:11,713
- She went to him.
- Too close.

613
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:12,839
- For comfort.
- It looks bad.

614
00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:13,965
- It adds up.
- Incest to adultery.

615
00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:15,216
- Would you go so far?
- Never!

616
00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:16,384
To sum up!

617
00:43:17,219 --> 00:43:19,512
Your father, whom
you love, dies.

618
00:43:19,638 --> 00:43:21,514
You are his heir.
You come back

619
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:22,849
to find that hardly
was the corpse cold

620
00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,767
before his young brother
popped onto his throne

621
00:43:24,893 --> 00:43:26,227
and into his sheets,
thereby offending

622
00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:27,478
both legal and natural practice.

623
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,023
Now, why exactly
are you behaving

624
00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:31,691
in this extraordinary manner?

625
00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:33,776
I can't imagine!

626
00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,072
And yet we were sent for.

627
00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,455
And we did come.

628
00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:05,308
Rosencrantz.

629
00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:08,978
- What?
- Guildenstern.

630
00:44:09,271 --> 00:44:10,438
What?

631
00:44:10,564 --> 00:44:12,398
Don't you discriminate at all?

632
00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:13,816
What?

633
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,360
Nothing.

634
00:44:20,282 --> 00:44:21,324
Look at this.

635
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,414
Watch closely.

636
00:44:37,549 --> 00:44:38,675
Interesting.

637
00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:02,699
Will you walk out
of the air, my lord?

638
00:45:03,742 --> 00:45:04,951
Into my grave?

639
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,328
Indeed, that is out of the air.

640
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,876
My honorable lord.

641
00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:19,549
I would, most humbly,
take my leave of you.

642
00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:21,801
You cannot, sir,
take from me anything

643
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:24,387
that I will more
willingly part with all.

644
00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:26,264
Except my life.

645
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:29,100
Except my life.

646
00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:31,561
Except my life.

647
00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:34,522
Fare you well, my lord.

648
00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:39,652
These tedious old fools.

649
00:45:42,489 --> 00:45:44,282
You go to seek
the Lord Hamlet?

650
00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:46,617
There he is.

651
00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:00,047
What's he doing?

652
00:46:00,799 --> 00:46:01,841
Talking.

653
00:46:05,053 --> 00:46:06,304
To himself.

654
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:16,022
- My honored lord!
- My most dear lord!

655
00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:20,985
My excellent good friends!

656
00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:22,820
How dost thou, Guildenstern?

657
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:25,198
- Ah, Rosencrantz!
- Pleased, sir!

658
00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:28,117
Oh, good lads, how do you both?

659
00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,827
As the indifferent
children of the earth.

660
00:46:29,995 --> 00:46:31,204
Happy that we are
not over-happy.

661
00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:33,372
On fortune's cap we are
not the very button.

662
00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:35,208
- Nor the soles of her shoes.
- Neither, my lord.

663
00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:38,085
Then you live about her waist,
or in the middle of her favors?

664
00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:39,420
Faith, her privates we.

665
00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:41,631
In the secret
parts of fortune?

666
00:46:42,424 --> 00:46:45,218
O, most true! She is a strumpet.

667
00:46:46,553 --> 00:46:47,678
Well, what news?

668
00:46:47,846 --> 00:46:49,806
None, my lord, but that
the world's grown honest.

669
00:46:49,932 --> 00:46:51,516
Then is doomsday near.

670
00:46:51,850 --> 00:46:53,559
But your news is not true.

671
00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:55,895
Let me question
more in particular.

672
00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:57,688
What have you, my good friends,

673
00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,857
deserved at the hands of
fortune that she sends you

674
00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:01,234
to prison hither?

675
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,527
Prison, my lord?

676
00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:04,987
Denmark's a prison.

677
00:47:05,113 --> 00:47:06,405
Then is the world one?

678
00:47:06,573 --> 00:47:07,740
A goodly one,

679
00:47:07,908 --> 00:47:10,701
in which there are many
confines, wards and dungeons,

680
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,620
Denmark being one of the worst.

681
00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:14,038
We think not so, my lord.

682
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:17,375
Why, then 'tis none to you,
for there is nothing either

683
00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:20,169
good or bad but
thinking makes it so.

684
00:47:21,129 --> 00:47:22,338
To me it is a prison.

685
00:47:22,464 --> 00:47:24,215
Why then your
ambition makes it one.

686
00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:25,675
'Tis too narrow for your mind.

687
00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:28,636
Oh, God, I could be
bounded in a nutshell

688
00:47:28,762 --> 00:47:31,013
and count myself a
king of infinite space

689
00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:34,392
were it not that
I have bad dreams.

690
00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:39,313
But in the beaten
way of friendship,

691
00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:40,648
what make you at Elsinore?

692
00:47:40,774 --> 00:47:42,942
To visit you, my lord.
No other occasion.

693
00:47:43,068 --> 00:47:45,278
Beggar that I am,
I am even poor in thanks,

694
00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:47,071
but I thank you.

695
00:47:48,615 --> 00:47:50,116
Were you not sent for?

696
00:47:56,081 --> 00:47:57,707
Is it your own inclining?

697
00:47:59,459 --> 00:48:01,294
Is it a free visitation?

698
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,589
Well, come, come, nay, speak.

699
00:48:04,798 --> 00:48:06,340
What should we say, my lord?

700
00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:09,176
Why, anything
but to the purpose.

701
00:48:09,344 --> 00:48:10,803
You were sent for.

702
00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:13,598
And there is a kind of
confession in your looks

703
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:16,559
which your modesties have
not craft enough to color.

704
00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:19,896
I know the good king and
queen have sent for you.

705
00:48:20,105 --> 00:48:21,230
To what end, my lord?

706
00:48:21,356 --> 00:48:22,857
That you must teach me.

707
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:25,776
Be even and direct with me,

708
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,570
whether you were sent for or no.

709
00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:29,196
My lord, we were sent for.

710
00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:30,364
Aha.

711
00:48:34,536 --> 00:48:37,079
I will tell you why.

712
00:49:01,563 --> 00:49:05,399
I know he finds it striking
too short at Greeks.

713
00:49:05,525 --> 00:49:08,402
His antique sword
rebellious to his arm

714
00:49:08,528 --> 00:49:11,364
lies where it falls,
repugnant to command.

715
00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:19,914
I have of late,

716
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,834
but wherefore I know not,

717
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:26,337
lost all my mirth,

718
00:49:26,755 --> 00:49:29,882
foregone all custom
of exercises,

719
00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:35,012
and indeed, it goes so
heavily with my disposition

720
00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:37,431
that this goodly
frame, the earth,

721
00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:40,101
seems to me a
sterile promontory.

722
00:49:40,686 --> 00:49:43,646
This most excellent
canopy, the air,

723
00:49:43,772 --> 00:49:47,274
look you, this brave
o'er hanging firmament

724
00:49:47,442 --> 00:49:51,237
this majestical roof
fretted with golden fire...

725
00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:54,073
Why,

726
00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:57,952
it appeareth nothing to me
but a foul and pestilent

727
00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:00,246
congregation of vapors.

728
00:50:03,917 --> 00:50:05,835
What piece of work is man?

729
00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:09,505
How noble in reason,

730
00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:13,259
how infinite in faculties,

731
00:50:13,593 --> 00:50:17,013
in form and moving how
express and admirable,

732
00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,681
in action how like an angel,

733
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:21,017
in apprehension how like a god.

734
00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:22,852
The beauty of the world.

735
00:50:23,061 --> 00:50:26,564
The paragon of animals,
and yet to me,

736
00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:30,317
what is this
quintessence of dust?

737
00:50:32,529 --> 00:50:34,363
Man delights not me.

738
00:50:36,950 --> 00:50:40,619
Nor woman neither, though by
your smiling you seem to say so.

739
00:50:40,912 --> 00:50:44,248
My lord, there was no
such stuff in my thoughts.

740
00:50:44,374 --> 00:50:45,583
Why did you laugh then,

741
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,543
when I said "Man
delights not me"?

742
00:50:48,253 --> 00:50:51,172
To think, my lord, if
you delight not in man,

743
00:50:51,798 --> 00:50:54,592
what Lenten
entertainment the players

744
00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:56,093
shall receive from you.

745
00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,345
We coted them on the way,

746
00:50:58,638 --> 00:51:00,848
and hither are they coming
to offer you service.

747
00:51:01,224 --> 00:51:04,101
He that plays
the king shall be welcome.

748
00:51:05,645 --> 00:51:07,897
Gentleman, you are
welcome to Elsinore.

749
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:10,191
Your hands, come then.
You are welcome.

750
00:51:12,277 --> 00:51:17,239
But my uncle-father and
my aunt-mother are deceived.

751
00:51:17,991 --> 00:51:19,325
In what, my dear lord?

752
00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:25,164
I am but mad north-northwest.

753
00:51:25,999 --> 00:51:30,127
When the wind is southerly
I know a hawk from a handsaw.

754
00:51:33,548 --> 00:51:35,174
Well be with you, gentleman.

755
00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:37,927
Hark you, Guildenstern.

756
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:41,722
And you too,
at each ear a hearer.

757
00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,974
That great baby you see there

758
00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:46,769
is not yet out of
his swaddling clouts.

759
00:51:46,895 --> 00:51:49,230
I will prophesy he comes
to tell me of the players.

760
00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:52,399
My lord,
I have news to tell you.

761
00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:55,653
My lord, I have
news to tell you!

762
00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:58,531
When Roscius was
an actor in Rome--

763
00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:00,908
The actors are
come hither, my lord.

764
00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:02,368
Buzz, buzz.

765
00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:03,577
Upon my honor.

766
00:52:03,703 --> 00:52:05,830
Then came each
actor on his ass.

767
00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:08,249
The best
actors in the world,

768
00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:10,042
either for tragedy, comedy,

769
00:52:10,168 --> 00:52:12,670
history, pastoral,
pastoral-comical,

770
00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:14,505
historical-pastoral...

771
00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:24,807
- I thought you...
- No.

772
00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,602
I say, look at this!

773
00:54:21,299 --> 00:54:22,967
I think we can say
we made some progress.

774
00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:25,970
- You think so?
- I think we can say that.

775
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:28,097
I think we can say he
made us look ridiculous.

776
00:54:29,766 --> 00:54:31,350
We played it close
to the chest of course.

777
00:54:31,893 --> 00:54:33,435
Question and answer!

778
00:54:33,728 --> 00:54:36,021
He was scoring off
us all down the line.

779
00:54:37,023 --> 00:54:38,232
He caught us on the
wrong foot once or twice,

780
00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:39,566
but I think we
gained some ground.

781
00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:41,026
- He murdered us.
- He might have had the edge.

782
00:54:41,152 --> 00:54:43,237
27-3, and you think
he might have had the edge?

783
00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:45,155
- He murdered us.
- What about our evasions?

784
00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:47,074
Oh, our evasions were lovely.

785
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,201
"You were sent for?" he says.

786
00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,120
"My lord, we were sent for."

787
00:54:51,246 --> 00:54:52,329
I didn't know
where to put myself.

788
00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:53,580
He had six rhetoricals.

789
00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:54,707
It was question
and answer, all right?

790
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:55,833
And two repetitions.

791
00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:57,584
27 questions he got
out and answered three.

792
00:54:57,711 --> 00:54:59,420
I was waiting for you to delve.

793
00:54:59,921 --> 00:55:02,256
When is he going to start
delving, I asked myself.

794
00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:04,925
We got his symptoms, didn't we?

795
00:55:05,885 --> 00:55:07,720
Half of what
he said meant something else,

796
00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:09,638
and the other half didn't
mean anything at all.

797
00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:11,974
Thwarted ambition,
a sense of grievance,

798
00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:13,142
that's my diagnosis.

799
00:55:13,268 --> 00:55:15,102
Six rhetorical
and two repetition,

800
00:55:15,228 --> 00:55:16,812
leaving nineteen of which
we answered fifteen.

801
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,648
And what did we get in
return? He's depressed!

802
00:55:19,899 --> 00:55:23,235
Denmark's a prison and he'd
rather live in a nutshell.

803
00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:25,654
Some shadow play about
the nature of ambition

804
00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:28,782
and finally one direct question
which might've led somewhere

805
00:55:28,908 --> 00:55:30,451
and led in fact to
his illuminating claim

806
00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:31,744
to tell a hawk from a handbag.

807
00:55:31,911 --> 00:55:33,412
- Handsaw.
- Handsaw.

808
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,665
- When the wind is southerly.
- And the weather's clear.

809
00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:38,375
And when it isn't he can't.

810
00:55:38,543 --> 00:55:40,336
He's at the mercy
of the elements.

811
00:55:47,427 --> 00:55:48,635
Is that southerly?

812
00:55:48,970 --> 00:55:51,013
We came from roughly south.

813
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,850
Which way is that?

814
00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:57,644
In the morning the
sun would be easterly.

815
00:55:57,771 --> 00:55:59,438
I think we can assume that.

816
00:55:59,773 --> 00:56:01,065
That it's morning?

817
00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:04,735
If it is,
and the sun is over there,

818
00:56:04,861 --> 00:56:07,613
for instance,
that would be northerly.

819
00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:10,282
On the other hand,
if it is not morning

820
00:56:10,408 --> 00:56:13,952
and the sun is over there,
that would still be northerly.

821
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,332
To put it another way,

822
00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:21,835
if we came from down there,
and it's morning,

823
00:56:21,961 --> 00:56:23,212
the sun would be up there.

824
00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:26,048
But if is actually over there,
and it's still morning,

825
00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:27,800
we must have come
from back there.

826
00:56:28,301 --> 00:56:29,635
And if that is southerly,

827
00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:32,012
and the sun is
really over there,

828
00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:35,933
then it's the afternoon.

829
00:56:39,604 --> 00:56:42,231
However, if none of
these is the case--

830
00:56:42,357 --> 00:56:44,566
Why don't you go
and have a look?

831
00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:47,945
Pragmatism.
Is that all you have to offer?

832
00:56:49,697 --> 00:56:53,617
I merely suggest the position
of the sun, if it is out,

833
00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:56,578
would give you a rough
idea of the time.

834
00:56:57,205 --> 00:57:00,249
Alternatively, the clock,
if it is going,

835
00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:02,501
would give you a rough idea
of the position of the sun.

836
00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:05,254
I forget which you are
trying to establish.

837
00:57:05,964 --> 00:57:09,508
I am trying to establish
the direction of the wind.

838
00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:12,636
There isn't any wind.

839
00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:20,602
Draft, yes.

840
00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:51,967
Pyrrhus at Priam
drives, in rage strikes wide.

841
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:54,845
But with the whiff and
wind of his fell sword,

842
00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:57,473
the unnerved father falls.

843
00:57:57,891 --> 00:58:00,184
Then senseless Ilium,

844
00:58:00,351 --> 00:58:04,521
seeming to feel his blow,
with flaming top,

845
00:58:04,772 --> 00:58:06,482
stoops to his base,

846
00:58:06,733 --> 00:58:09,568
and with a hideous crash

847
00:58:10,195 --> 00:58:13,655
takes prisoner Pyrrhus' ear.

848
00:58:13,823 --> 00:58:18,118
For lo, his sword
which was declining

849
00:58:18,244 --> 00:58:20,537
on the milky head
of reverend Priam...

850
00:58:32,258 --> 00:58:33,342
Mind the bottom...

851
00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:35,385
step.

852
00:58:37,555 --> 00:58:38,555
Sorry.

853
00:58:47,857 --> 00:58:50,734
Aroused
vengeance sets him new awork,

854
00:58:51,194 --> 00:58:54,863
and never did the Cyclops'
hammers fall on Mars's armor,

855
00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:57,074
forged for proof eterne,

856
00:58:57,367 --> 00:59:00,327
with less remorse than
Pyrrhus bleeding sword

857
00:59:00,578 --> 00:59:03,622
now falls on Priam.

858
00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:09,753
Out! Out, thou
strumpet Fortune!

859
00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:13,840
All you gods, in general Synod

860
00:59:14,008 --> 00:59:15,884
take away her power,

861
00:59:16,052 --> 00:59:19,680
break all the spokes and
fellies from her wheel,

862
00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:22,057
and bowl the round knave

863
00:59:22,183 --> 00:59:24,893
down the hill of Heaven,

864
00:59:25,311 --> 00:59:28,063
as low as to the fiends.

865
00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:29,648
This is too long.

866
00:59:30,441 --> 00:59:32,317
It shall to the barber's,
with your beard.

867
00:59:32,443 --> 00:59:34,319
he's for a speech,

868
00:59:34,487 --> 00:59:36,738
or a tale of bawdry,
or he sleeps.

869
00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:38,865
Say on, come to Hecuba.

870
00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:42,077
But who, oh, who,

871
00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:45,122
had seen the mobled queen,

872
00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:46,331
The mobled queen?

873
00:59:46,457 --> 00:59:48,333
That's good,
mobled queen is good.

874
01:00:18,072 --> 01:00:19,364
- This is interesting.
- Shh.

875
01:00:21,659 --> 01:00:22,659
'Tis well.

876
01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:27,956
Good, my lord, will you see
the players well bestowed?

877
01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:29,207
Do you hear?

878
01:00:29,375 --> 01:00:30,417
Let them be well used,

879
01:00:30,543 --> 01:00:34,129
for they are the abstract and
brief chronicles of the time.

880
01:00:34,589 --> 01:00:36,757
After your death, you were
better have a bad epitaph

881
01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:38,675
than their ill report
while you live.

882
01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:39,968
My lord,
I will use them

883
01:00:40,094 --> 01:00:41,595
according to their desert.

884
01:00:41,721 --> 01:00:43,680
God's bodkin,
man, much better!

885
01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:45,807
Use every man after his desert,

886
01:00:45,933 --> 01:00:47,851
and who shall scape whipping?

887
01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:50,228
Use them after your
own honor and dignity.

888
01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:52,939
The less they deserve, the
more merit is in your bounty.

889
01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:54,232
Take them in.

890
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,484
Come, sirs.

891
01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:58,820
Follow him, friends,
we'll hear a play tomorrow.

892
01:01:00,156 --> 01:01:02,115
Can you play the
Murder of Gonzago?

893
01:01:02,241 --> 01:01:03,241
Ay, my lord.

894
01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:04,826
We'll have
it tomorrow night.

895
01:01:04,952 --> 01:01:08,246
You could for a need study a
speech of some 12 or 16 lines

896
01:01:08,414 --> 01:01:10,374
which I would set
down and insert in it.

897
01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:17,297
Follow that lord and
look you, mock him not.

898
01:01:28,601 --> 01:01:30,727
My good friends, I'll
leave you till night.

899
01:01:30,978 --> 01:01:32,604
You are welcome to Elsinore.

900
01:01:32,730 --> 01:01:33,980
Good, my lord.

901
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,171
So you've caught up.

902
01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:46,923
Not yet, sir.

903
01:04:47,049 --> 01:04:48,174
Now mind your tongue,
or we'll have it out

904
01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:49,467
and throw the rest of you away

905
01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:50,886
like a nightingale
at a Roman feast.

906
01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:52,220
Took the words
out of my mouth.

907
01:04:52,346 --> 01:04:53,805
- You'd be lost for words.
- You'd be tongue tied.

908
01:04:53,931 --> 01:04:55,056
Like a mute in a monologue.

909
01:04:55,182 --> 01:04:57,601
Like a nightingale
at a Roman feast.

910
01:04:58,519 --> 01:04:59,644
You left us.

911
01:04:59,812 --> 01:05:01,688
Yes, on the road.

912
01:05:01,814 --> 01:05:03,982
You don't understand
the humiliation of it,

913
01:05:04,984 --> 01:05:06,985
to be tricked out of
the single assumption

914
01:05:07,111 --> 01:05:09,070
that makes our
existence bearable.

915
01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:11,489
That somebody is watching.

916
01:05:11,782 --> 01:05:14,868
We are actors, we are
the opposite of people.

917
01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:19,039
- So?
- We need an audience.

918
01:05:20,249 --> 01:05:22,918
- We--
- Had an appointment.

919
01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:25,462
That is true.

920
01:05:44,815 --> 01:05:46,608
Do you know
why you're here?

921
01:05:47,276 --> 01:05:48,693
We only know what we're told

922
01:05:48,819 --> 01:05:51,029
and for all we know,
it isn't even true.

923
01:05:51,155 --> 01:05:52,405
One acts on assumptions.

924
01:05:52,531 --> 01:05:53,698
What do you assume?

925
01:05:54,575 --> 01:05:56,451
Hamlet is not himself
outside or in.

926
01:05:56,577 --> 01:05:58,161
We have to glean
what afflicts him.

927
01:05:58,287 --> 01:05:59,829
- His melancholy.
- Melancholy?

928
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:01,206
- Mad.
- How is he mad?

929
01:06:01,332 --> 01:06:03,416
Ah! How's he mad?

930
01:06:03,584 --> 01:06:05,293
More morose than mad perhaps.

931
01:06:05,419 --> 01:06:06,795
- Melancholy.
- Moody.

932
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:08,588
- He has moods.
- Of moroseness?

933
01:06:08,714 --> 01:06:10,006
- Madness and yet.
- Quite.

934
01:06:10,174 --> 01:06:11,216
For instance.

935
01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:14,010
He talks to himself
which might be madness.

936
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:15,720
If he didn't talk sense,
which he does.

937
01:06:15,846 --> 01:06:17,097
Which
suggests the opposite.

938
01:06:17,223 --> 01:06:18,556
Of what?

939
01:06:19,558 --> 01:06:21,059
I think I have it.

940
01:06:22,436 --> 01:06:24,396
A man talking sense to himself

941
01:06:24,605 --> 01:06:28,608
is no madder than a man talking
nonsense not to himself.

942
01:06:28,776 --> 01:06:30,068
- Orjust as mad.
- Orjust as mad.

943
01:06:30,194 --> 01:06:31,319
- And he does both.
- So there you are.

944
01:06:31,445 --> 01:06:32,612
Stark raving sane.

945
01:06:32,738 --> 01:06:33,822
Why?

946
01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:36,074
Ah. Why?

947
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:37,409
Exactly.

948
01:06:39,495 --> 01:06:40,662
Exactly what?

949
01:06:41,747 --> 01:06:43,623
- Exactly why?
- Exactly why what?

950
01:06:43,749 --> 01:06:44,958
- What?
- Why?

951
01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:47,627
- Why what, exactly?
- Why is he mad?

952
01:06:47,753 --> 01:06:50,588
- I don't know!
- The old man thinks

953
01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:54,175
he's in love with his daughter.

954
01:06:54,301 --> 01:06:57,095
Good God, we're out
of our depth here!

955
01:06:57,221 --> 01:07:00,098
No, no, no,
he hasn't got a daughter,

956
01:07:00,224 --> 01:07:02,892
The old man thinks
he's in love with his daughter.

957
01:07:06,063 --> 01:07:07,439
The old man is?

958
01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:11,985
Hamlet, in love,

959
01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:15,739
with the old man's daughter.

960
01:07:16,407 --> 01:07:19,659
The old man thinks.

961
01:07:25,624 --> 01:07:27,125
It's
beginning to make sense.

962
01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:28,752
Unrequited passion.

963
01:07:34,592 --> 01:07:35,675
Where are you going?

964
01:07:35,968 --> 01:07:37,719
I can come and go as I please.

965
01:07:38,095 --> 01:07:39,179
You know your way around.

966
01:07:39,346 --> 01:07:40,597
I've been here before.

967
01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:42,098
We're
still finding our feet.

968
01:07:42,224 --> 01:07:44,851
I should concentrate
on not losing your heads.

969
01:07:44,977 --> 01:07:46,061
Do you speak from knowledge?

970
01:07:46,187 --> 01:07:47,353
Precedent.

971
01:07:48,105 --> 01:07:49,355
You've been here before.

972
01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:51,983
And I know which way
the wind is blowing.

973
01:08:15,841 --> 01:08:17,926
Wait! Back!

974
01:08:29,188 --> 01:08:30,855
This place is a mad house.

975
01:09:32,459 --> 01:09:33,877
He's behind you!

976
01:09:40,509 --> 01:09:41,843
Bravo!

977
01:14:12,573 --> 01:14:14,449
Are you
familiar with this play?

978
01:14:14,616 --> 01:14:15,700
No.

979
01:14:20,038 --> 01:14:24,375
A slaughterhouse,
eight corpses, all told.

980
01:14:27,921 --> 01:14:29,005
Six.

981
01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:30,298
Eight.

982
01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:34,385
What are they?

983
01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:36,679
They're dead.

984
01:14:47,357 --> 01:14:49,150
Actors!
What do you know about death?

985
01:14:49,401 --> 01:14:50,526
The mechanics of
cheap melodrama!

986
01:14:50,652 --> 01:14:51,694
Cheap melodrama!

987
01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:52,945
It doesn't bring
death home to anyone!

988
01:14:53,071 --> 01:14:54,071
It's not at home to anyone!

989
01:14:54,198 --> 01:14:55,239
- Shut up!
- Shut up!

990
01:14:55,365 --> 01:14:56,491
You can't do death!

991
01:14:56,658 --> 01:14:58,659
On the contrary,
it's what we do best.

992
01:14:58,952 --> 01:15:01,370
We have to exploit whatever
talent is given to us

993
01:15:01,538 --> 01:15:03,789
and our talent is for dying.

994
01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:06,834
We can die heroically,
comically, ironically,

995
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:10,630
sadly, suddenly, slowly,
disgustingly, charmingly,

996
01:15:11,131 --> 01:15:12,757
or from a great height.

997
01:15:15,969 --> 01:15:17,720
Audiences know what to expect,

998
01:15:18,722 --> 01:15:21,015
and that is all they are
prepared to believe in.

999
01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:46,791
Next!

1000
01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:49,669
Can you by
no drift of conference

1001
01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:52,380
get from him why he
puts on his confusion?

1002
01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:56,175
He does confess
he feels himself distracted.

1003
01:15:56,593 --> 01:15:59,345
But from what cause he
will by no means speak.

1004
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:33,379
That is the question.

1005
01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:37,258
Did he receive you well?

1006
01:16:37,968 --> 01:16:39,385
Most like a gentleman.

1007
01:16:39,553 --> 01:16:41,637
But with much forcing
of his disposition.

1008
01:16:41,972 --> 01:16:44,223
Niggard of question
but of our demands,

1009
01:16:44,349 --> 01:16:46,183
most free in his reply.

1010
01:16:47,519 --> 01:16:49,604
Did you
assay him to any pastime?

1011
01:16:51,773 --> 01:16:53,899
Madam, it so
fell out that certain players

1012
01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:56,986
we o'er-raught on the
way, of these we told him,

1013
01:16:57,529 --> 01:17:00,281
and there did seem in him a
kind of joy to hear of it.

1014
01:17:01,658 --> 01:17:03,659
They are here about the court,

1015
01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:05,328
this night to play before him.

1016
01:17:05,537 --> 01:17:07,079
'Tis most true,

1017
01:17:07,372 --> 01:17:10,041
and he beseeched me to
entreat your Majesties

1018
01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:12,501
to hear and see the matter.

1019
01:17:12,669 --> 01:17:13,919
Good gentlemen,

1020
01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:18,215
give him a further edge
and drive his purpose

1021
01:17:18,383 --> 01:17:19,925
into these delights.

1022
01:17:20,886 --> 01:17:22,511
We shall, my lord.

1023
01:17:26,391 --> 01:17:28,142
Sweet Gertrude, leave us too.

1024
01:17:29,186 --> 01:17:31,479
For we have closely
sent for Hamlet hither,

1025
01:17:31,855 --> 01:17:35,066
that he, as 'twere by accident,

1026
01:17:35,233 --> 01:17:37,526
may here affront Ophelia.

1027
01:17:56,004 --> 01:17:58,839
Do you ever think of
yourself as actually dead

1028
01:17:59,049 --> 01:18:00,966
lying in a box with a lid on it?

1029
01:18:01,134 --> 01:18:02,176
No.

1030
01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:04,303
Nor do I really.

1031
01:18:06,139 --> 01:18:08,182
It's silly to be
depressed by it.

1032
01:18:09,142 --> 01:18:11,894
I mean, one thinks of it
like being alive in a box,

1033
01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:14,730
and one keeps forgetting to
take into account the fact

1034
01:18:14,856 --> 01:18:19,068
that one is dead, which should
make all the difference,

1035
01:18:20,278 --> 01:18:21,487
shouldn't it?

1036
01:18:22,364 --> 01:18:26,242
I mean, you'd never know you
were in a box, would you?

1037
01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:30,079
It would be just like
you were asleep in a box.

1038
01:18:32,249 --> 01:18:34,208
Not that I'd like to
sleep in a box, mind you.

1039
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:36,377
Not without any air.

1040
01:18:37,045 --> 01:18:39,130
You'd wake up dead for a start,
and then where would you be?

1041
01:18:41,007 --> 01:18:44,802
In a box. That's the bit
I don't like frankly.

1042
01:18:45,053 --> 01:18:47,054
That's why don't think of it.

1043
01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:57,440
Because you'd be
helpless, wouldn't you?

1044
01:18:57,983 --> 01:19:00,109
Stuffed in a box like that.

1045
01:19:00,944 --> 01:19:02,903
I mean, you'd be
in there forever.

1046
01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:05,698
Even taking into account
the fact that you're dead,

1047
01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:07,658
it isn't a pleasant thought.

1048
01:19:08,869 --> 01:19:10,870
Especially if
you're dead, really.

1049
01:19:11,621 --> 01:19:12,747
Ask yourself,

1050
01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:16,208
if I asked you straight off,

1051
01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:18,669
I'm going to stuff
you in this box now,

1052
01:19:18,795 --> 01:19:20,504
would you rather
be alive or dead?

1053
01:19:20,630 --> 01:19:22,757
Naturally, you
prefer to be alive.

1054
01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:26,218
Life in a box is better
than no life at all,

1055
01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:28,763
I expect.

1056
01:19:29,848 --> 01:19:31,599
You'd have a chance at least.

1057
01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:33,893
You could lie there
thinking, well,

1058
01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:38,773
at least I'm not dead!

1059
01:19:39,691 --> 01:19:42,109
In a minute somebody is
going to bang on the lid

1060
01:19:42,235 --> 01:19:43,527
and tell me to come out.

1061
01:19:45,697 --> 01:19:47,782
Hey, you! What's your name!

1062
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,450
Come out of there!

1063
01:19:54,289 --> 01:19:56,415
I think I'm going to kill you.

1064
01:20:51,304 --> 01:20:55,808
Nymph, in thy orisons
be all my sins remembered.

1065
01:21:00,021 --> 01:21:01,856
I wouldn't think
about it, if I were you.

1066
01:21:02,607 --> 01:21:04,191
You'd only get depressed.

1067
01:21:12,534 --> 01:21:13,534
My lord,

1068
01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:16,871
I have remembrances of yours

1069
01:21:17,789 --> 01:21:20,165
that I have long had
long to redeliver.

1070
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,669
I pray you now receive them.

1071
01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:28,424
No, not I. I never
gave you ought.

1072
01:21:29,134 --> 01:21:32,261
My honored lord, you
know right well you did.

1073
01:21:32,929 --> 01:21:34,847
And with them words
of so sweet breath

1074
01:21:34,973 --> 01:21:37,224
composed as made the
things more rich.

1075
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,498
Whatever
became of the moment

1076
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:04,835
when one first knew about death?

1077
01:22:05,420 --> 01:22:06,670
There must have been one,

1078
01:22:07,505 --> 01:22:08,672
a moment,

1079
01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:11,258
in childhood,

1080
01:22:12,510 --> 01:22:13,677
when it first occurred to you

1081
01:22:13,803 --> 01:22:15,596
that you don't go on forever.

1082
01:22:17,015 --> 01:22:18,307
It must have been shattering,

1083
01:22:19,267 --> 01:22:21,435
stamped into one's memory.

1084
01:22:23,229 --> 01:22:26,190
And yet I can't remember it.

1085
01:22:27,609 --> 01:22:29,151
It never occurred to me at all.

1086
01:22:30,278 --> 01:22:31,737
We must be born

1087
01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:34,239
with an intuition of mortality.

1088
01:22:35,241 --> 01:22:36,825
Before we know the word for it,

1089
01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:39,620
before we know that
there are words,

1090
01:22:41,039 --> 01:22:43,707
out we come, bloodied
and squalling,

1091
01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:46,794
with the knowledge that for
all the points of the compass,

1092
01:22:48,713 --> 01:22:50,297
there's only one direction,

1093
01:22:51,716 --> 01:22:54,635
and time is its only measure.

1094
01:26:10,915 --> 01:26:12,541
What is the dumb show for?

1095
01:26:12,667 --> 01:26:14,960
it's
a device, really.

1096
01:26:15,086 --> 01:26:16,253
It makes the action that follows

1097
01:26:16,379 --> 01:26:18,839
more or less comprehensible.

1098
01:26:18,965 --> 01:26:20,340
You understand,

1099
01:26:20,466 --> 01:26:22,467
we are tied down to a language
which makes up in obscurity

1100
01:26:22,594 --> 01:26:24,678
what it lacks in style.

1101
01:26:24,804 --> 01:26:27,306
Is this the
'Murder of Gonzago?

1102
01:26:27,432 --> 01:26:30,809
That's the least of it.

1103
01:26:30,935 --> 01:26:32,269
Who was that?

1104
01:26:32,395 --> 01:26:36,481
The king's
brother and uncle to the prince.

1105
01:26:41,362 --> 01:26:42,821
Not exactly fraternal.

1106
01:26:42,947 --> 01:26:46,617
Not exactly avuncular
as time goes on.

1107
01:27:25,323 --> 01:27:28,450
Go to,
I'll no more on't!

1108
01:27:28,910 --> 01:27:30,786
It hath made me mad!

1109
01:27:30,954 --> 01:27:35,165
I say we will have
no more marriages!

1110
01:27:39,003 --> 01:27:40,921
Those that are married already,

1111
01:27:41,047 --> 01:27:44,508
all but one shall live.

1112
01:27:44,634 --> 01:27:47,219
The rest shall keep as they are.

1113
01:27:47,345 --> 01:27:50,722
To a nunnery, go!

1114
01:27:54,435 --> 01:27:56,270
That didn't look
like love to me.

1115
01:27:56,396 --> 01:27:58,981
Love!

1116
01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:02,317
His affections do
not that way tend,

1117
01:28:02,443 --> 01:28:06,780
Nor what he spake, though
it lacked form a little,

1118
01:28:06,906 --> 01:28:08,282
was not like madness.

1119
01:28:08,408 --> 01:28:09,825
Polonius How now Ophelia.

1120
01:28:09,951 --> 01:28:13,912
You need not tell us what Lord
Hamlet said, we heard it all.

1121
01:28:15,039 --> 01:28:16,498
There's something in his soul

1122
01:28:16,624 --> 01:28:18,917
o'er which his
melancholy sits on brood.

1123
01:28:19,043 --> 01:28:20,752
And I do doubt the
hatch and the disclose

1124
01:28:20,878 --> 01:28:23,755
will be some danger,
which for to prevent,

1125
01:28:23,881 --> 01:28:25,424
I have in quick determination.

1126
01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:28,093
Thus set it down, he shall
with speed to England.

1127
01:28:37,312 --> 01:28:41,565
Gentlemen! Gentlemen, it
doesn't seem to be coming.

1128
01:28:43,526 --> 01:28:46,737
We are not getting it at all,
what did you think?

1129
01:28:47,155 --> 01:28:48,363
What was I supposed to think?

1130
01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:49,823
Wasn't that the end?

1131
01:28:49,949 --> 01:28:51,241
Do you call that an ending?

1132
01:28:51,409 --> 01:28:53,410
With practically everyone
still on his feet?

1133
01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:56,330
My goodness, no,
over your dead body.

1134
01:28:56,956 --> 01:29:00,417
There's a design at work in
all art, surely you know that?

1135
01:29:01,002 --> 01:29:03,503
Events must play themselves
out to an aesthetic,

1136
01:29:03,629 --> 01:29:05,464
moral, and logical conclusion.

1137
01:29:05,631 --> 01:29:07,007
What's that in this case?

1138
01:29:07,133 --> 01:29:08,383
It never varies.

1139
01:29:08,593 --> 01:29:10,969
We aim for the
point where everyone

1140
01:29:11,095 --> 01:29:14,514
who is marked for death dies.

1141
01:29:14,807 --> 01:29:15,849
Marked?

1142
01:29:15,975 --> 01:29:18,101
Generally speaking,
things have gone

1143
01:29:18,227 --> 01:29:19,728
about as far as
they can possibly go

1144
01:29:19,937 --> 01:29:21,188
when things have
got about as bad

1145
01:29:21,314 --> 01:29:22,981
as they can reasonably get.

1146
01:29:23,441 --> 01:29:24,691
Who decides?

1147
01:29:25,318 --> 01:29:27,986
Decides? It is written.

1148
01:29:29,322 --> 01:29:30,405
We're tragedians, you see.

1149
01:29:30,531 --> 01:29:33,408
We follow directions,
there is no choice involved.

1150
01:29:33,743 --> 01:29:38,163
The bad end unhappily,
the good unluckily.

1151
01:29:38,498 --> 01:29:40,582
That is what tragedy means.

1152
01:29:40,792 --> 01:29:41,833
Next!

1153
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:45,754
Having murdered his brother
and wooed his widow,

1154
01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:48,006
the poisoner mounts the throne!

1155
01:29:50,885 --> 01:29:52,677
Here we see him and his queen

1156
01:29:52,804 --> 01:29:55,430
give rein to their
unbridled passion!

1157
01:29:56,808 --> 01:30:00,227
Enter Lucianus,
nephew to the king!

1158
01:30:01,437 --> 01:30:04,523
Usurped by his
uncle and shattered

1159
01:30:04,649 --> 01:30:06,733
by his mother's
incestuous marriage,

1160
01:30:08,361 --> 01:30:09,611
he loses his reason.

1161
01:30:12,323 --> 01:30:14,658
Throwing the court into turmoil

1162
01:30:14,784 --> 01:30:18,870
and disarray,
staggering from the suicidal

1163
01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:21,039
to the merely idle.

1164
01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:25,252
He has a plan to catch the
conscience of the king.

1165
01:31:58,554 --> 01:31:59,721
The king rises!

1166
01:31:59,847 --> 01:32:02,474
What!
Frighted with false fire!

1167
01:32:05,770 --> 01:32:06,895
How fares my lord?

1168
01:32:07,021 --> 01:32:08,063
Give o'er the play!

1169
01:32:08,189 --> 01:32:10,065
Give me some light!

1170
01:32:10,274 --> 01:32:11,566
Away!

1171
01:32:30,753 --> 01:32:33,713
A-ha! Thou must watch
while some must sleep,

1172
01:32:33,839 --> 01:32:37,592
thus runs the world away!

1173
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:46,810
It wasn't that bad!

1174
01:33:01,450 --> 01:33:02,909
There's something
they're not telling us.

1175
01:33:03,077 --> 01:33:04,077
What?

1176
01:33:04,704 --> 01:33:06,913
There's something
they're not telling us!

1177
01:33:27,852 --> 01:33:29,019
My lord.

1178
01:33:33,983 --> 01:33:34,983
My lord.

1179
01:33:37,153 --> 01:33:39,863
The queen would speak
with you, and presently.

1180
01:33:40,531 --> 01:33:42,157
Do you see yonder cloud

1181
01:33:42,283 --> 01:33:44,326
that's almost
in the shape of a camel?

1182
01:33:44,910 --> 01:33:47,912
By the mass,
and 'tis like a camel, indeed.

1183
01:33:48,122 --> 01:33:49,956
Me thinks it is like a weasel.

1184
01:33:50,374 --> 01:33:51,833
It is backed like a weasel.

1185
01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:54,502
- Or like a whale?
- Very like a whale.

1186
01:33:55,338 --> 01:33:57,422
Then I will come to
my mother by and by.

1187
01:33:57,632 --> 01:33:58,673
I will say so.

1188
01:33:58,799 --> 01:34:01,134
A "by and by"
is easily said.

1189
01:34:07,475 --> 01:34:09,184
Leave me, friends.

1190
01:34:20,404 --> 01:34:22,656
I like him not,
nor stand it safe with us

1191
01:34:22,823 --> 01:34:24,449
to let his madness range.

1192
01:34:24,825 --> 01:34:26,159
Therefore prepare you.

1193
01:34:26,577 --> 01:34:28,953
I your commission will
forthwith will dispatch,

1194
01:34:29,205 --> 01:34:31,414
and he to England
shall along with you.

1195
01:34:43,678 --> 01:34:45,387
No, by the rood, not so.

1196
01:34:45,513 --> 01:34:48,348
You are the queen,
your husband's brother's wife,

1197
01:34:48,474 --> 01:34:50,642
but would you were not so,
you are my mother.

1198
01:34:51,310 --> 01:34:54,521
Nay, then I'll set
those to you that can speak.

1199
01:34:55,106 --> 01:34:57,065
Come, come and sit
you down, you shall not budge.

1200
01:34:57,191 --> 01:34:59,275
You go not till
I sent you up a glass,

1201
01:34:59,402 --> 01:35:01,486
where you may see
the in most part of you.

1202
01:35:01,862 --> 01:35:04,406
What wilt thou do,
thou wilt not murder me.

1203
01:35:04,740 --> 01:35:05,990
Help! Help!

1204
01:35:06,158 --> 01:35:07,742
Oh! Help! Help!

1205
01:35:07,910 --> 01:35:11,538
How now! A rat?
Dead, for a ducat dead!

1206
01:35:11,789 --> 01:35:14,332
Oh, I am slain!

1207
01:35:15,418 --> 01:35:18,002
Oh, me,
what hast thou done?

1208
01:35:18,379 --> 01:35:20,171
Nay, I know not!

1209
01:35:21,674 --> 01:35:22,757
Is it the king?

1210
01:35:23,008 --> 01:35:26,469
Oh, what a rash
and bloody deed is this!

1211
01:35:26,637 --> 01:35:29,639
A bloody deed almost
as bad, good mother,

1212
01:35:29,765 --> 01:35:31,975
as kill a king and
marry with his brother.

1213
01:35:32,101 --> 01:35:35,061
- As kill a king?
- Ay, lady, it was my word.

1214
01:35:35,730 --> 01:35:40,108
Thou wretched, rash,
intruding fool, farewell!

1215
01:35:44,655 --> 01:35:45,947
Is that you?

1216
01:35:46,532 --> 01:35:47,824
I don't know.

1217
01:35:49,618 --> 01:35:50,827
It's you.

1218
01:35:52,079 --> 01:35:53,580
We're
not dead yet then?

1219
01:35:53,789 --> 01:35:55,248
Well,
we're here, aren't we?

1220
01:35:55,416 --> 01:35:58,251
Are we?
I can't see a thing.

1221
01:36:27,156 --> 01:36:28,531
We're on a boat.

1222
01:36:29,492 --> 01:36:30,658
I know.

1223
01:36:47,218 --> 01:36:48,384
Dark, isn't it?

1224
01:36:49,428 --> 01:36:50,595
Not for night.

1225
01:36:51,555 --> 01:36:54,265
No, not for night.

1226
01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:56,476
It's dark for day.

1227
01:36:56,852 --> 01:36:59,729
Oh, yes, it's dark for day.

1228
01:37:08,948 --> 01:37:13,785
Do you think death could
possibly be a boat?

1229
01:37:18,165 --> 01:37:21,292
No, no, no, death is not.

1230
01:37:21,752 --> 01:37:22,919
Death isn't.

1231
01:37:24,129 --> 01:37:25,255
You take my meaning?

1232
01:37:25,631 --> 01:37:28,174
Death is the ultimate negative,
not being.

1233
01:37:29,218 --> 01:37:30,927
You can't not be on a boat.

1234
01:37:31,762 --> 01:37:33,638
I've frequently
not been on boats.

1235
01:37:35,224 --> 01:37:37,976
No, no, what you've
been is not on boats.

1236
01:37:40,354 --> 01:37:41,729
I wish
I was dead.

1237
01:37:48,028 --> 01:37:49,195
I could jump over the side.

1238
01:37:49,321 --> 01:37:50,613
That would put a spoke
in their wheel.

1239
01:37:50,990 --> 01:37:52,198
Unless they're counting on it.

1240
01:37:52,324 --> 01:37:53,491
I shall remain on board.

1241
01:37:53,617 --> 01:37:54,784
That will put a spoke
in their wheel.

1242
01:38:06,881 --> 01:38:07,922
You all right?

1243
01:38:08,799 --> 01:38:10,758
Yes, why?

1244
01:38:11,302 --> 01:38:12,552
Would you like to come up now?

1245
01:38:12,761 --> 01:38:14,387
All right,
thank you.

1246
01:38:18,350 --> 01:38:19,684
Try to be more careful.

1247
01:38:19,810 --> 01:38:20,894
Sorry.

1248
01:38:23,272 --> 01:38:24,564
Nice bit of planking that.

1249
01:38:24,690 --> 01:38:26,149
- Yes.
- Lovely bilges.

1250
01:38:26,317 --> 01:38:27,984
- Yes.
- Beautiful bottom.

1251
01:38:28,110 --> 01:38:30,069
Yes. I'm very fond
of boats myself.

1252
01:38:30,779 --> 01:38:32,196
I like the way
they're contained.

1253
01:38:32,406 --> 01:38:33,656
You don't have to worry
about which way to go,

1254
01:38:33,824 --> 01:38:34,908
or whether to go at all.

1255
01:38:35,034 --> 01:38:36,409
The question doesn't arise,
does it?

1256
01:38:36,660 --> 01:38:38,036
Because you're on a boat,
aren't you?

1257
01:38:38,829 --> 01:38:40,747
I think I'll spend
the rest of my life on boats.

1258
01:38:41,624 --> 01:38:42,790
Very healthy.

1259
01:38:43,125 --> 01:38:46,920
One is free on a boat.
For a time, relatively.

1260
01:38:50,132 --> 01:38:51,925
I think I'm going to be sick.

1261
01:39:15,783 --> 01:39:16,824
He's there!

1262
01:39:17,785 --> 01:39:18,910
What's he doing?

1263
01:39:19,536 --> 01:39:20,578
Sleeping.

1264
01:39:21,914 --> 01:39:23,039
It's all right for him.

1265
01:39:23,165 --> 01:39:25,083
- What is?
- He can sleep.

1266
01:39:26,377 --> 01:39:27,627
It's all right for him.

1267
01:39:28,587 --> 01:39:29,754
He's got us now.

1268
01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:31,673
- He can sleep.
- It's all done for him.

1269
01:39:31,799 --> 01:39:33,758
- He's got us.
- And we've got nothing.

1270
01:39:33,884 --> 01:39:35,218
And we've got nothing.

1271
01:39:36,220 --> 01:39:38,179
Why don't you say
something original!

1272
01:39:38,472 --> 01:39:39,764
You don't take me
up on anything.

1273
01:39:39,932 --> 01:39:41,683
You just repeat everything
I say in a different order.

1274
01:39:41,809 --> 01:39:43,059
I can't think of
anything original.

1275
01:39:43,394 --> 01:39:44,519
I am only good in support.

1276
01:39:44,645 --> 01:39:46,479
I'm sick of
making the running.

1277
01:39:56,240 --> 01:40:00,410
There, it's all right,
I'll see we're all right.

1278
01:40:01,495 --> 01:40:03,371
But we've got nothing
to go on.

1279
01:40:03,998 --> 01:40:05,623
We're out on our own.

1280
01:40:06,542 --> 01:40:08,001
We're on our way to England.

1281
01:40:08,168 --> 01:40:10,169
We're taking Hamlet
to the English king.

1282
01:40:10,295 --> 01:40:11,504
- What for?
- What for?

1283
01:40:11,630 --> 01:40:13,631
- Where have you been?
- When?

1284
01:40:14,341 --> 01:40:16,551
We've got a letter.
You remember the letter.

1285
01:40:17,052 --> 01:40:18,052
Do I?

1286
01:40:19,096 --> 01:40:21,472
Everything is
explained in the letter.

1287
01:40:22,099 --> 01:40:24,100
- Is that it, then?
- What?

1288
01:40:24,268 --> 01:40:25,518
We take Hamlet to
the English king,

1289
01:40:25,644 --> 01:40:28,062
we hand over the letter,
what then?

1290
01:40:29,440 --> 01:40:33,026
That's it, we're finished.

1291
01:40:33,569 --> 01:40:35,945
Who is the English king?

1292
01:40:36,447 --> 01:40:38,740
That depends on
when we get there.

1293
01:40:39,241 --> 01:40:41,492
So we've got a letter
which explains everything.

1294
01:40:41,744 --> 01:40:42,952
You've got it.

1295
01:40:43,620 --> 01:40:45,288
- I thought you had it.
- I do have it.

1296
01:40:45,414 --> 01:40:46,622
- You have it.
- You've got it.

1297
01:40:46,790 --> 01:40:47,874
I don't get it.

1298
01:40:48,083 --> 01:40:49,125
You haven't got it.

1299
01:40:49,251 --> 01:40:50,668
- I just said that.
- I've got it.

1300
01:40:51,628 --> 01:40:53,046
- Oh, I've got it.
- Shut up.

1301
01:40:53,297 --> 01:40:54,505
Right.

1302
01:40:59,553 --> 01:41:01,304
What a shambles!

1303
01:41:02,097 --> 01:41:03,598
We're just not getting anywhere!

1304
01:41:03,932 --> 01:41:05,058
Not even England!

1305
01:41:05,184 --> 01:41:06,934
And I don't believe
in it anyway.

1306
01:41:07,102 --> 01:41:08,561
- In what?
- England.

1307
01:41:08,687 --> 01:41:10,855
Just a conspiracy of
cartographers, you mean?

1308
01:41:10,981 --> 01:41:12,565
I mean I don't believe it.

1309
01:41:13,150 --> 01:41:15,276
And even if it's true,
the king of England

1310
01:41:15,402 --> 01:41:16,778
won't know what
we're taking about.

1311
01:41:16,904 --> 01:41:17,945
What are we going to say?

1312
01:41:18,072 --> 01:41:21,407
We say, "Your Majesty,
we have arrived."

1313
01:41:21,658 --> 01:41:22,825
And who are you?

1314
01:41:22,951 --> 01:41:23,993
We are Rosencrantz
and Guildenstern.

1315
01:41:24,119 --> 01:41:25,119
Never heard of you!

1316
01:41:25,245 --> 01:41:26,496
- Well, we're nobody special.
- What's your game?

1317
01:41:26,622 --> 01:41:27,955
- We have our instructions,
- First I've heard of it.

1318
01:41:28,082 --> 01:41:29,123
Let me finish!

1319
01:41:30,501 --> 01:41:31,584
We've come from Denmark.

1320
01:41:31,752 --> 01:41:32,877
What do you want?

1321
01:41:33,003 --> 01:41:34,837
Nothing.
We're delivering Hamlet.

1322
01:41:34,963 --> 01:41:36,089
Who's he?

1323
01:41:36,298 --> 01:41:37,465
You've heard of him.

1324
01:41:37,633 --> 01:41:39,133
Oh, I've heard of him,
all right.

1325
01:41:39,259 --> 01:41:40,510
Now, I want nothing
to do with it.

1326
01:41:40,636 --> 01:41:42,178
You march in here without
so much as a by your leave

1327
01:41:42,304 --> 01:41:43,721
and expect me to
take in every lunatic

1328
01:41:43,847 --> 01:41:46,265
you try to pass off with
a lot of unsubstantiated--

1329
01:41:46,475 --> 01:41:47,517
We've got a letter!

1330
01:41:47,643 --> 01:41:50,311
I see, I see.

1331
01:41:50,771 --> 01:41:53,439
Well, this seems to support
your story, such as it is.

1332
01:41:54,024 --> 01:41:55,817
It is an exact command
from the king of Denmark.

1333
01:41:55,943 --> 01:41:57,110
For several different reasons,

1334
01:41:57,236 --> 01:41:59,153
importing Denmark's
health and England's too,

1335
01:41:59,279 --> 01:42:01,072
that on the reading of
this letter, without delay,

1336
01:42:01,198 --> 01:42:03,324
I should have
Hamlet's head cut off!

1337
01:42:58,589 --> 01:43:00,089
We're his friends.

1338
01:43:01,592 --> 01:43:02,633
How do you know?

1339
01:43:02,885 --> 01:43:05,094
From our young days,
brought up with him.

1340
01:43:05,387 --> 01:43:07,305
You've only got
their word for it.

1341
01:43:08,432 --> 01:43:10,224
But that's what we depend on.

1342
01:43:11,310 --> 01:43:12,768
Well, yes,

1343
01:43:14,021 --> 01:43:16,063
and then again no.

1344
01:43:17,774 --> 01:43:19,400
Let us keep things
in proportion.

1345
01:43:19,735 --> 01:43:22,653
Assume, if you like, that
they're going to kill him.

1346
01:43:22,779 --> 01:43:24,572
Well, he is a man, he is mortal.

1347
01:43:24,698 --> 01:43:26,115
Death comes to us
all, et cetera.

1348
01:43:26,241 --> 01:43:28,492
And consequently he would have
died anyway, sooner or later.

1349
01:43:29,494 --> 01:43:31,287
And then again, what is
so terrible about death?

1350
01:43:31,413 --> 01:43:33,998
As Socrates so
philosophically put it,

1351
01:43:34,124 --> 01:43:35,374
since we don't
know what death is,

1352
01:43:35,500 --> 01:43:37,710
it is illogical to fear it.
It might be

1353
01:43:38,712 --> 01:43:39,795
very nice.

1354
01:43:41,423 --> 01:43:44,091
Or to look at it another way,

1355
01:43:44,301 --> 01:43:45,384
we are little men,

1356
01:43:45,510 --> 01:43:46,886
we don't know the ins
and outs of the matter,

1357
01:43:47,012 --> 01:43:48,596
there are wheels within
wheels, et cetera...

1358
01:43:48,722 --> 01:43:50,139
All in all, I think
we'd be well advised

1359
01:43:50,265 --> 01:43:51,390
to leave well alone.

1360
01:43:52,476 --> 01:43:53,684
It's awful.

1361
01:43:54,478 --> 01:43:56,479
But it could have been worse.

1362
01:44:00,984 --> 01:44:03,110
I was beginning to think it was.

1363
01:44:34,810 --> 01:44:35,851
Night.

1364
01:46:32,469 --> 01:46:35,429
Ah, all in the
same boat, then!

1365
01:46:39,893 --> 01:46:41,519
What do you make of it so far?

1366
01:46:42,312 --> 01:46:43,604
What's happening?

1367
01:46:46,775 --> 01:46:47,858
Pirates.

1368
01:46:49,486 --> 01:46:51,612
Everybody on stage!

1369
01:47:25,480 --> 01:47:26,647
Hamlet!

1370
01:48:38,470 --> 01:48:39,470
Where's Hamlet?

1371
01:48:39,971 --> 01:48:41,013
Gone.

1372
01:48:41,139 --> 01:48:42,389
Gone where?

1373
01:48:43,642 --> 01:48:44,975
The pirates took him.

1374
01:48:47,687 --> 01:48:49,063
But they can't.

1375
01:48:49,940 --> 01:48:53,901
We're supposed to be,
we've got a letter which says,

1376
01:48:54,528 --> 01:48:56,028
the whole thing's
pointless without him,

1377
01:48:56,154 --> 01:48:58,030
we need Hamlet for our release!

1378
01:48:59,491 --> 01:49:02,826
I'll pretend to be,
you pretend to be him and...

1379
01:49:05,080 --> 01:49:06,121
Right.

1380
01:49:07,123 --> 01:49:08,624
I suppose we just go on.

1381
01:49:08,917 --> 01:49:09,959
Go where?

1382
01:49:10,544 --> 01:49:11,585
England?

1383
01:49:11,711 --> 01:49:14,547
England! I don't believe it!

1384
01:49:14,714 --> 01:49:17,341
Or just a conspiracy of
cartographers, you mean.

1385
01:49:18,760 --> 01:49:21,971
I mean I don't believe it
and even if it's true

1386
01:49:22,097 --> 01:49:24,723
- what do we say?
- We say we've arrived!

1387
01:49:24,933 --> 01:49:26,433
Who are you?

1388
01:49:32,691 --> 01:49:34,608
We are Guildenstern
and Rosencrantz.

1389
01:49:34,734 --> 01:49:36,986
- Which is which?
- Well, I'm Guildenstern--

1390
01:49:37,112 --> 01:49:38,195
- And he's Rosencrantz.
- Exactly.

1391
01:49:38,321 --> 01:49:39,655
What does this have to do
with me?

1392
01:49:39,823 --> 01:49:42,366
You turn up out of the blue
with some cock and bull story.

1393
01:49:42,492 --> 01:49:43,617
We have a letter.

1394
01:49:43,743 --> 01:49:44,743
A letter?

1395
01:49:49,374 --> 01:49:51,917
"As England is Denmark's
faithful tributary,

1396
01:49:52,043 --> 01:49:53,210
as love between them

1397
01:49:53,336 --> 01:49:55,170
like the palm
might flourish, et cetera.

1398
01:49:55,338 --> 01:49:56,839
That on the knowing
of this contents,

1399
01:49:56,965 --> 01:49:58,549
without delay of any kind,

1400
01:49:58,675 --> 01:50:01,385
should those bearers,
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern,

1401
01:50:01,595 --> 01:50:03,304
put to sudden death."

1402
01:50:04,764 --> 01:50:06,473
Not that letter,
give him the other one.

1403
01:50:06,683 --> 01:50:08,017
I haven't got another one.

1404
01:50:11,021 --> 01:50:12,229
They're gone!

1405
01:50:13,273 --> 01:50:14,607
It's all over!

1406
01:50:17,527 --> 01:50:21,322
Where we went wrong,
was getting on a boat.

1407
01:50:21,448 --> 01:50:22,740
They had it in
for us, didn't they?

1408
01:50:22,866 --> 01:50:23,907
Right from the beginning.

1409
01:50:24,034 --> 01:50:25,826
Who'd have thought that
we were so important?

1410
01:50:25,952 --> 01:50:27,036
But why?

1411
01:50:27,621 --> 01:50:29,872
Was it all for this?
Who are we that so much should

1412
01:50:29,998 --> 01:50:31,457
converge on our little deaths?

1413
01:50:31,625 --> 01:50:33,417
You are
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

1414
01:50:33,543 --> 01:50:34,543
That is enough.

1415
01:50:35,170 --> 01:50:36,545
No, it is not enough.

1416
01:50:36,671 --> 01:50:38,797
To be told so little to
such an end and still,

1417
01:50:38,923 --> 01:50:41,175
finally, to be denied
an explanation.

1418
01:50:42,093 --> 01:50:44,511
In our experience, almost
everything ends in death.

1419
01:50:44,763 --> 01:50:48,140
Your experience? Actors?

1420
01:50:48,683 --> 01:50:51,352
I'm talking about death.
You've never experienced that.

1421
01:50:51,478 --> 01:50:52,936
You die a thousand casual deaths

1422
01:50:53,063 --> 01:50:54,563
and come back in
a different hat.

1423
01:50:54,689 --> 01:50:56,732
But nobody gets up after death.

1424
01:50:56,983 --> 01:50:58,233
There's no applause,

1425
01:50:58,360 --> 01:51:00,736
only silence and some
secondhand clothes.

1426
01:51:01,404 --> 01:51:02,529
That's death!

1427
01:51:16,127 --> 01:51:17,961
If we have a destiny,
then so had he,

1428
01:51:18,088 --> 01:51:19,797
and if this is ours,
then that was his

1429
01:51:19,923 --> 01:51:21,256
and if there are no
explanations for us,

1430
01:51:21,383 --> 01:51:22,841
then let there be none for him.

1431
01:51:32,519 --> 01:51:34,144
Oh, come, come, gentlemen.

1432
01:51:34,270 --> 01:51:36,605
No flattery,
it was merely competent.

1433
01:51:38,441 --> 01:51:41,694
You see, it is the
kind you do believe in.

1434
01:51:45,281 --> 01:51:46,740
It's what is expected.

1435
01:51:46,950 --> 01:51:49,410
Death's for all ages
and occasions!

1436
01:52:20,233 --> 01:52:23,152
Deaths of kings
and princes and...

1437
01:52:25,488 --> 01:52:26,697
nobodies.

1438
01:52:40,962 --> 01:52:42,212
That's it then, is it?

1439
01:52:46,551 --> 01:52:47,801
We've done nothing wrong.

1440
01:52:47,927 --> 01:52:49,344
We didn't harm anyone, did we?

1441
01:52:50,013 --> 01:52:51,305
I can't remember.

1442
01:52:55,101 --> 01:52:56,351
All right, then.

1443
01:52:57,520 --> 01:52:58,687
I don't care.

1444
01:52:59,606 --> 01:53:00,731
I've had enough.

1445
01:53:01,399 --> 01:53:03,650
To tell you the truth,
I'm relieved.

1446
01:53:04,486 --> 01:53:06,236
There must have been a moment

1447
01:53:07,405 --> 01:53:09,198
at the beginning where
we could have said no.

1448
01:53:11,826 --> 01:53:13,243
But somehow we missed it.

1449
01:53:14,871 --> 01:53:15,996
Well, we'll know
better next time.

1450
01:53:17,373 --> 01:53:18,665
'Til then.

1451
01:53:34,766 --> 01:53:36,475
The sight is dismal.

1452
01:53:38,269 --> 01:53:41,396
And our affairs from
England come too late.

1453
01:53:41,815 --> 01:53:44,399
The ears are senseless that
should give us hearing.

1454
01:53:44,776 --> 01:53:47,486
To tell him his
commandment is fulfilled.

1455
01:53:48,112 --> 01:53:51,448
That Rosencrantz and
Guildenstern are dead.