1 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:55,579 # Oh, say, can you see # 2 00:00:55,581 --> 00:01:00,084 # By the dawn's early light # 3 00:01:00,085 --> 00:01:01,918 # What so proudly we... # 4 00:01:01,919 --> 00:01:05,296 Drilled down the left field line, 5 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:09,007 it's a base hit into left field... 6 00:01:32,198 --> 00:01:33,282 And now, 7 00:01:33,283 --> 00:01:34,824 ladies and gentlemen, 8 00:01:34,825 --> 00:01:38,745 the 43rd President of the United States, 9 00:01:38,747 --> 00:01:40,621 George W. Bush. 10 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:00,724 "Axis of Hatred"? - I know. 11 00:02:00,725 --> 00:02:03,768 Something about it just misses. 12 00:02:03,769 --> 00:02:05,978 Any other brilliant ideas? 13 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:07,479 How about "Axis of Weasels"? 14 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,232 Don't get cute, Karl. This is serious now. 15 00:02:09,233 --> 00:02:11,275 I think it needs to be stronger. 16 00:02:11,276 --> 00:02:12,944 Just cut through the noise. 17 00:02:12,945 --> 00:02:14,987 Like Reagan with the Evil Empire speech. 18 00:02:14,988 --> 00:02:16,947 Was it too much then to--? 19 00:02:19,159 --> 00:02:20,492 What about "Axis of Evil"? 20 00:02:20,493 --> 00:02:22,493 Axis of Evil? 21 00:02:22,494 --> 00:02:26,371 Evil? Yeah, I like the ring of that. That's good. 22 00:02:26,373 --> 00:02:29,958 Mr. President, "axis" brings up World War II. 23 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:33,045 You can't link Germany and Japan with Iraq and North Korea. 24 00:02:33,046 --> 00:02:35,254 No, I-- I disagree, Colin. 25 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,841 Weapons of mass destruction make these countries dangerous. 26 00:02:37,843 --> 00:02:40,177 We gotta begin educating the public 27 00:02:40,178 --> 00:02:42,679 about the size of this war and its implications. 28 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:46,307 You have an approval rating of more than 80 percent now, sir. 29 00:02:46,308 --> 00:02:48,183 It's just astounding. 30 00:02:48,185 --> 00:02:50,479 Not since Roosevelt after Pearl Harbor. 31 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,481 The American people want revenge. 32 00:02:53,482 --> 00:02:54,690 They liked Afghanistan 33 00:02:54,691 --> 00:02:57,234 and they want more. 34 00:02:57,235 --> 00:02:59,152 Uh, Mr. President, if I may? 35 00:02:59,153 --> 00:03:01,905 Given your strong commitment to democracy, 36 00:03:01,906 --> 00:03:04,782 do you think that Iran should be lumped together 37 00:03:04,783 --> 00:03:07,451 with Iraq and North Korea? After all, Iran has 38 00:03:07,452 --> 00:03:09,579 a democratically-elected president. 39 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:11,789 As always, Guru, sharp. 40 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:12,873 Thank you. 41 00:03:12,874 --> 00:03:15,960 Iran is not Iraq and Iraq is not Iran. 42 00:03:15,961 --> 00:03:17,544 I know that. 43 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:19,964 We can get one democracy going in one of these places, 44 00:03:19,965 --> 00:03:22,674 Iran, Iraq, believe me, Reagan was right. 45 00:03:22,675 --> 00:03:24,426 It's gonna spread to all these countries, 46 00:03:24,427 --> 00:03:25,927 because people want freedom. 47 00:03:25,928 --> 00:03:29,222 With this message, we're sending strong word to reformers in Iran 48 00:03:29,223 --> 00:03:30,973 to turn on these deadbeat, dead-enders, 49 00:03:30,974 --> 00:03:33,141 these ayatollah cockamamies. 50 00:03:33,142 --> 00:03:34,226 Iran stays in. 51 00:03:34,228 --> 00:03:35,729 When you make threats, sir, 52 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:37,020 you have to back them up. 53 00:03:37,021 --> 00:03:39,356 Now, you'd be committing us to planning out three 54 00:03:39,357 --> 00:03:41,442 fully operational wars with three countries. 55 00:03:41,443 --> 00:03:45,863 No, I'm not saying war. I'm saying lay down the law. 56 00:03:45,864 --> 00:03:48,490 But the speech, as written, is taking a preempted posture 57 00:03:48,492 --> 00:03:51,075 against countries, none of whom declared war on us. 58 00:03:51,076 --> 00:03:52,660 For 60 years now, this-- 59 00:03:52,661 --> 00:03:54,329 Ahem, this country has operated 60 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:55,830 under a principle of containment. 61 00:03:55,831 --> 00:03:57,081 No, that-- That-- 62 00:03:57,082 --> 00:03:59,458 That's a defense, general, not an offense. 63 00:03:59,459 --> 00:04:01,418 How are you gonna contain 100,000 lunatics 64 00:04:01,419 --> 00:04:03,377 running around the world with fake passports 65 00:04:03,379 --> 00:04:06,423 from country to country looking for nukes, anthrax? 66 00:04:06,424 --> 00:04:09,467 Containment don't hold water as far as I'm concerned. 67 00:04:09,469 --> 00:04:11,761 We're gonna get hit again. We all know that. 68 00:04:11,763 --> 00:04:13,763 Unless we go out there and hit them hard 69 00:04:13,764 --> 00:04:14,890 and we hit them first. 70 00:04:14,891 --> 00:04:16,850 Well, containment won us the Cold War, sir. 71 00:04:16,851 --> 00:04:18,225 Well, some people might just say 72 00:04:18,227 --> 00:04:20,061 that Reagan won the Cold War, general. 73 00:04:20,062 --> 00:04:22,062 And it started with the "Empire of Evil" speech. 74 00:04:22,064 --> 00:04:23,273 What do you think, Rummy? 75 00:04:23,274 --> 00:04:24,983 Oh, Mr. President, 76 00:04:24,984 --> 00:04:26,107 you know I don't do nuance. 77 00:04:26,108 --> 00:04:27,567 It's just not my thing. 78 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:29,777 I'll keep to the big picture 79 00:04:29,779 --> 00:04:30,987 if you don't mind. 80 00:04:30,988 --> 00:04:32,363 I do. Brother George? 81 00:04:33,616 --> 00:04:35,031 Think? - Mm-hm. 82 00:04:35,032 --> 00:04:38,160 Well, actually there's about 80,000 of them, sir. Terrorists. 83 00:04:38,162 --> 00:04:39,328 In about 80 countries. 84 00:04:39,329 --> 00:04:40,787 My point exactly. 85 00:04:40,789 --> 00:04:41,831 And I'm sure you realize, 86 00:04:41,832 --> 00:04:43,915 of course, what complicates things 87 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,251 is it wasn't Iran or Iraq who attacked us. 88 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:48,129 It was Osama bin Laden. 89 00:04:48,130 --> 00:04:51,172 Of course I know it was bin Laden, George. 90 00:04:51,173 --> 00:04:53,924 You know as well as I do there's more terrorists out there 91 00:04:53,925 --> 00:04:56,260 than a religious nut in a cave in Pakistan. 92 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:58,096 Wolfie, you got that look on your face. 93 00:04:58,097 --> 00:05:00,472 Well, sir, uh, to get back to the point, 94 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:02,682 Iran is the issue here. 95 00:05:02,683 --> 00:05:05,477 It is the mothership of terrorism. 96 00:05:06,688 --> 00:05:07,729 Vice? 97 00:05:09,732 --> 00:05:12,900 Sir, as you know, I don't view this issue 98 00:05:12,901 --> 00:05:15,070 as a matter of choice. 99 00:05:15,072 --> 00:05:18,031 Since 9/11, there's no going back. 100 00:05:27,332 --> 00:05:29,416 Well, then, 101 00:05:29,417 --> 00:05:30,667 we'll go with "Axis of Evil." 102 00:05:30,669 --> 00:05:33,504 Yes, Mr. President. Now I'm tired of this sentence. 103 00:05:35,047 --> 00:05:37,841 All right, before we go, let's all, uh, take a moment. 104 00:05:39,259 --> 00:05:40,218 You too, turdblossom. 105 00:06:00,238 --> 00:06:04,282 Do infants enjoy infancy 106 00:06:04,283 --> 00:06:07,076 as much as adults enjoy adultery? 107 00:06:08,955 --> 00:06:13,916 # To the dear old temple bar We love so well # 108 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:16,919 Let's go, let's go. Go. 109 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:20,505 Why do kamikaze pilots wear seat belts? 110 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,215 Because they're Japs. They're crazy. 111 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:26,261 That's wrong. And you will all suffer. 112 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,056 Buxenhall, you worthless piece of horseshit. 113 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,973 Sing "The Whiffenpoof Song." 114 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,391 # We're poor little lambs # 115 00:06:34,393 --> 00:06:36,269 # Who have lost our way # 116 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,691 Take a drink. 117 00:06:40,693 --> 00:06:44,736 # We're little black sheep Who have gone astray # 118 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,028 I can't hear you. - Louder. 119 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,782 Yeah! 120 00:06:54,871 --> 00:06:56,412 Lovely. 121 00:06:56,413 --> 00:06:58,290 So. 122 00:06:58,291 --> 00:06:59,333 Enjoying ourselves, I see. 123 00:06:59,334 --> 00:07:00,749 Yeah. 124 00:07:00,751 --> 00:07:02,377 Hm. 125 00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:08,382 Good evening, young fellow Delta Kappsters in waiting. 126 00:07:08,383 --> 00:07:10,467 This is pledge week. 127 00:07:10,469 --> 00:07:12,887 If you make the grade, you become a brother. 128 00:07:12,888 --> 00:07:14,596 That's right. 129 00:07:14,597 --> 00:07:17,431 Delta Kappa brothers are men of honor, 130 00:07:17,433 --> 00:07:19,059 decency, 131 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:20,602 and God-given character. 132 00:07:20,603 --> 00:07:22,895 Yeah. 133 00:07:22,896 --> 00:07:24,480 That, along with our family fortunes, 134 00:07:24,482 --> 00:07:26,358 is why we rule the world. Right, Jimmy? 135 00:07:26,359 --> 00:07:28,401 Hear, hear. Right. 136 00:07:28,402 --> 00:07:32,905 But until you are Delta Kappsters, 137 00:07:32,906 --> 00:07:34,990 you are all still pieces of garbage! 138 00:07:34,991 --> 00:07:36,324 Yeah! 139 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:37,368 You, Buxenhall, quick. 140 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:38,953 How many of these brothers do you know? 141 00:07:38,954 --> 00:07:40,620 Name every brother in this room. Now! 142 00:07:40,621 --> 00:07:42,331 Uh-- Uh-- 143 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:46,876 Dieter, Hotchkiss, Austin, Hill, Coors. 144 00:07:49,297 --> 00:07:51,004 Sanders-- - No good. 145 00:07:51,006 --> 00:07:54,509 S-s-seven. Seven out of 40. That's it? 146 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:56,593 Maybe you'll remember better with a drink, huh? 147 00:07:56,594 --> 00:07:58,887 Yeah. 148 00:08:03,559 --> 00:08:04,935 And what about you? 149 00:08:04,936 --> 00:08:07,395 You think you can do any better, Mr. Pussy? 150 00:08:07,397 --> 00:08:09,689 Yes, sir. Are you ready for your bath? 151 00:08:09,691 --> 00:08:10,982 I-- I think I can do better. 152 00:08:10,983 --> 00:08:11,899 Let's hear it. 153 00:08:13,319 --> 00:08:14,819 "The Great and Cape God" Cartner, 154 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:17,654 uh, Scotty "Scotch and Soda" Sonenberke, 155 00:08:17,655 --> 00:08:19,740 Paul "Putting on the Rich" Richardson, 156 00:08:19,741 --> 00:08:22,242 Jackie "Jambalaya" Jackson, 157 00:08:22,243 --> 00:08:24,035 Paul "Poodle" Johnson, 158 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:26,247 uh, Marky "Pit Bull" Cavares... 159 00:08:26,248 --> 00:08:27,707 ...Ollie "Octopus" Givens, 160 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,291 John "Cranky" Olinger, 161 00:08:29,292 --> 00:08:31,084 Sammy "Sloppy Seconds" Woods, 162 00:08:31,085 --> 00:08:33,587 Jeremiah "Brusher" Adams, 163 00:08:33,588 --> 00:08:35,880 Howie "Kringle" Gibson... 164 00:08:35,881 --> 00:08:37,381 ...Adam "Lazy" Greenwood-- 165 00:08:37,382 --> 00:08:39,383 We have got a working brain here! 166 00:08:39,384 --> 00:08:41,928 Yeah! 167 00:08:41,930 --> 00:08:44,345 He may be from Texas, 168 00:08:44,346 --> 00:08:47,058 but he's gonna be one great Delta Kappster. 169 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:49,435 Sir, I'm working for that. 170 00:08:50,853 --> 00:08:51,937 You a legacy? 171 00:08:51,938 --> 00:08:53,438 Oh, yeah. Father, grandfather, 172 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,606 all the way back to great, great grandfather. 173 00:08:55,607 --> 00:08:57,858 Yeah, for any ignoramuses who don't know, 174 00:08:57,859 --> 00:08:59,944 his grandfather, Prescott, 175 00:08:59,946 --> 00:09:02,071 is our esteemed Senator from Connecticut. 176 00:09:02,073 --> 00:09:04,198 My father's running for Congress in Texas. 177 00:09:04,199 --> 00:09:06,075 Yeah. - Planning on following 178 00:09:06,076 --> 00:09:07,534 in their footsteps there, Bushie? 179 00:09:07,535 --> 00:09:09,160 Hell, no. 180 00:09:09,161 --> 00:09:11,121 No way in the world I'd wanna do that. 181 00:09:15,627 --> 00:09:17,961 Congressman George Bush. 182 00:09:17,962 --> 00:09:19,629 May I please speak with my son? 183 00:09:24,592 --> 00:09:25,967 Daddy's on the phone, Bush. 184 00:09:25,969 --> 00:09:28,428 Hey, tell your mom I said, hi. 185 00:09:28,429 --> 00:09:29,679 Wait here. I'll be right back. 186 00:09:29,681 --> 00:09:32,600 Don't be a wuss out here, Bush. 187 00:09:32,601 --> 00:09:34,059 I'll be right back. 188 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:35,185 Don't forget about us. 189 00:09:44,111 --> 00:09:45,611 Hello, Pop. Is that you? 190 00:09:45,612 --> 00:09:47,529 What's this about? 191 00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:49,364 What kind of trouble you in now? 192 00:09:49,366 --> 00:09:51,408 Oh, it's penny ante. I swear, Poppy. 193 00:09:51,409 --> 00:09:53,118 Hey, we beat Princeton. 194 00:09:53,119 --> 00:09:54,829 Won the darn championship. 195 00:09:54,831 --> 00:09:56,412 We were tearing down the goal posts. 196 00:09:56,414 --> 00:09:57,872 I was hanging on the crossbar. 197 00:09:57,874 --> 00:09:59,957 Then they arrested me on account of me 198 00:09:59,958 --> 00:10:01,710 being head cheerleader and all I'm sure. 199 00:10:01,711 --> 00:10:03,586 Hill and Dowling had great games. 200 00:10:03,587 --> 00:10:05,795 I mean, we kicked their butts. 201 00:10:05,797 --> 00:10:08,007 Uh, the only thing better than beating Princeton: 202 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,966 beating Harvard. Well, you beat both of them 203 00:10:09,967 --> 00:10:11,802 when you won the Ivy League Championship. 204 00:10:11,803 --> 00:10:13,678 Went on to the first College World Series. 205 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,805 The first two championships... 206 00:10:15,806 --> 00:10:18,183 ...'47 and '48. 207 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:19,433 Right after you were born. 208 00:10:19,434 --> 00:10:21,186 Hey, you know there are still photos of you 209 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:24,104 and that team up on the walls of Delta Kappa? 210 00:10:24,105 --> 00:10:26,566 Tell you, things in this life 211 00:10:26,567 --> 00:10:28,650 you wish you could go back, do over. 212 00:10:28,651 --> 00:10:31,320 I could field, but I-- I couldn't hit. 213 00:10:31,322 --> 00:10:33,446 Went 0 for 3 against Cal in the finals. 214 00:10:33,447 --> 00:10:35,449 How history goes. 215 00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:38,201 Still, you were on the greatest Yale baseball team of all time. 216 00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:42,079 My father would have kicked the living crap out of me 217 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,291 if I ended up where you are now, Junior. 218 00:10:45,292 --> 00:10:47,001 They're gonna let me go, Poppy. 219 00:10:47,002 --> 00:10:49,628 I just have to get out of Jersey and promise never to come back, 220 00:10:49,629 --> 00:10:51,047 which is okey-dokey with me. 221 00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:56,052 Um, don't work that way, Junior. 222 00:10:56,053 --> 00:10:59,721 Not to me and not to this family. 223 00:10:59,723 --> 00:11:01,473 Now, I'm getting you 224 00:11:01,474 --> 00:11:05,351 out of this... this time. 225 00:11:05,352 --> 00:11:08,354 I don't wanna get any more phone calls like this again. 226 00:11:08,356 --> 00:11:10,565 Ever. 227 00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:11,566 You hear me? 228 00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:12,984 Yes, sir. 229 00:11:20,325 --> 00:11:22,241 Okay. Coming up! 230 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:24,952 Where's your grease gun? 231 00:11:24,954 --> 00:11:27,998 It's up there. Quit messing with me. 232 00:11:36,424 --> 00:11:38,590 # There's a yellow Rose in Texas # 233 00:11:38,591 --> 00:11:40,258 # That I am gonna see # 234 00:11:40,259 --> 00:11:41,970 Manuel! 235 00:11:41,971 --> 00:11:43,554 Get your butt back in here. 236 00:11:43,555 --> 00:11:45,931 I thought you just wanted me to go up there just now. 237 00:11:45,932 --> 00:11:47,933 # She cried so when I left her # 238 00:11:47,935 --> 00:11:48,850 Shit. 239 00:11:48,851 --> 00:11:51,103 # It like to broke my heart # 240 00:11:51,104 --> 00:11:53,021 # And if I ever find her # 241 00:11:53,022 --> 00:11:55,439 # We never more will part # 242 00:11:56,525 --> 00:11:57,524 What happened? 243 00:11:57,525 --> 00:11:59,526 I think the bearing stopped. 244 00:12:01,447 --> 00:12:04,114 Hey, watch this for me, will you? - Okay. 245 00:12:04,115 --> 00:12:05,324 You watch it. - Okay. 246 00:12:05,326 --> 00:12:08,326 Hey, Miguel. 247 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,626 Damn. - Up here too hot? 248 00:12:17,627 --> 00:12:19,378 Yeah. 249 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,092 Damn! 250 00:12:35,978 --> 00:12:39,355 I need some help out here. 251 00:12:39,356 --> 00:12:41,065 Bush, what you doing off the floor? 252 00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:43,108 Shift's not over till 1800. 253 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,651 I'm having a drink, sir. 254 00:12:45,738 --> 00:12:47,696 Get back out there. The motor's overheating. 255 00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:49,365 I need every swinging dick I got. 256 00:12:49,366 --> 00:12:50,700 Yeah, I know that, 257 00:12:50,701 --> 00:12:52,325 but, sir, you see, I'm about parched. 258 00:12:52,326 --> 00:12:55,203 You know, I just need a couple of minutes here. 259 00:12:55,204 --> 00:12:56,871 Y'all already had your break. 260 00:12:56,872 --> 00:12:59,374 This ain't some fancy-ass Ivy League school. 261 00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:01,917 Now, haul that butt of yours back out to your motor 262 00:13:01,918 --> 00:13:04,252 before something else happens. 263 00:13:04,254 --> 00:13:06,213 All right, you know, sir. 264 00:13:07,466 --> 00:13:09,133 I think this butt of mine just quit. 265 00:13:09,135 --> 00:13:11,593 That the way you want it? - Mm-hm. 266 00:13:11,594 --> 00:13:15,262 Uh-huh. That's fine with me. Get your ass off my rig. 267 00:13:16,391 --> 00:13:18,015 I'll just get the next coach out? 268 00:13:18,016 --> 00:13:19,016 Uh-huh. 269 00:13:19,017 --> 00:13:21,561 Thank you. - Uh-huh. 270 00:13:29,569 --> 00:13:31,278 There ain't no other difference, 271 00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:33,487 I'll tell you that right now. 272 00:13:33,489 --> 00:13:35,615 Look, how many times do I gotta tell you? 273 00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:37,367 You are my gal. 274 00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:40,704 I mean, I'm as happy as a rabbit in a carrot patch with you. 275 00:13:40,705 --> 00:13:42,663 But you never say the words. 276 00:13:42,664 --> 00:13:43,831 What words? 277 00:13:43,832 --> 00:13:45,541 The L word. 278 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:48,169 The L word? What, "lesbian"? 279 00:13:48,170 --> 00:13:49,837 You're no lesbian. 280 00:13:49,838 --> 00:13:52,631 What kind of future are we gonna have if you're always joking? 281 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,758 Oh, come on, Fran, I'm crazy about you. 282 00:13:54,759 --> 00:13:57,093 Okay? We're gonna go back to Houston. 283 00:13:57,094 --> 00:13:58,761 We're gonna have a big church wedding. 284 00:13:58,762 --> 00:14:00,221 All the trimmings. All of it. 285 00:14:00,223 --> 00:14:01,264 What kind of church? 286 00:14:02,558 --> 00:14:05,851 I grew up Episcopalian. No, I grew up Presbyterian, 287 00:14:05,852 --> 00:14:08,271 then I turned into Epris-- Piss-- Piscopalian. 288 00:14:08,272 --> 00:14:09,938 Well, I'm a Baptist. 289 00:14:11,275 --> 00:14:13,650 Episcopalian, Baptist, what the hell does it matter? 290 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:15,068 You're gonna be one of us, a Bush. 291 00:14:15,069 --> 00:14:16,696 Now, how does that sound, sweetheart? 292 00:14:16,697 --> 00:14:18,904 You mean it? You swear it? - Mm-hm. 293 00:14:18,905 --> 00:14:20,658 Look, then we're gonna move to New York. 294 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,491 You ever been there? Oh. 295 00:14:22,492 --> 00:14:25,204 Bright lights, big city. It's even bigger than Dallas. 296 00:14:25,205 --> 00:14:26,578 I'm gonna work on Wall Street. 297 00:14:26,579 --> 00:14:28,665 I got an uncle who's gonna set me up. 298 00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:31,792 Told me, "Just say the word." 299 00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:33,586 You gotta picture a boatload of money. 300 00:14:33,587 --> 00:14:35,796 We're gonna be on a big boat with lots of money. 301 00:14:37,506 --> 00:14:38,798 New York? - Yup. 302 00:14:38,799 --> 00:14:40,550 I never dreamt of that. 303 00:14:41,761 --> 00:14:43,803 Well, start dreaming now. 304 00:14:48,351 --> 00:14:50,100 George. - Yeah? 305 00:14:50,101 --> 00:14:52,144 Are you proposing to me? 306 00:14:53,063 --> 00:14:54,355 Hm. 307 00:14:54,356 --> 00:14:55,731 Uh... 308 00:14:57,733 --> 00:15:01,362 If I had a rock big enough, I'd give it to you right now. 309 00:15:08,453 --> 00:15:09,869 Freddie Mac, 310 00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:11,662 here we go, two more shots. 311 00:15:11,663 --> 00:15:13,289 Oh, I love this song. Come on, honey. 312 00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:14,415 Come on. - What are you doing? 313 00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:17,417 Get on up here, girl. 314 00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:19,045 Come on, baby. - Whoo! 315 00:15:19,046 --> 00:15:20,836 # When I see her tonight # 316 00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:22,673 # I'm gonna squeeze her To death # 317 00:15:24,468 --> 00:15:28,385 # Pretty little pet Claudette # 318 00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:31,263 # Never make me fret Claudette # 319 00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:32,974 # She's the greatest Little girl # 320 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,351 # That I ever met # 321 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:38,103 # Got the best love That I'll ever get # 322 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,980 # From Claudette # 323 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:43,190 # Whoa, whoa, Claudette # 324 00:15:43,191 --> 00:15:46,486 # Yeah, yeah, Claudette # 325 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,243 See you later, George. Tell Barbara hi. 326 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,952 Thanks for coming. Junior. 327 00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,370 W. - Hey, guys. 328 00:15:56,371 --> 00:16:00,624 Tell him-- Tell him that I won't be able to do that till 3. 329 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,584 No, that's the soonest they can do it. 330 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,462 Thank you, and-- And hold my phone calls. 331 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,218 Let's see now. Sit down. 332 00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:15,095 If I remember correctly, 333 00:16:15,096 --> 00:16:17,557 you didn't like the sporting goods job 334 00:16:17,558 --> 00:16:19,057 or the oil rig job. 335 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,477 Working in the investment firm 336 00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:24,604 wasn't for you either. - Mm-hm. 337 00:16:24,606 --> 00:16:28,150 That ranch hand thing, Arizona, that sure didn't last long. 338 00:16:28,151 --> 00:16:29,234 Didn't exactly finish up 339 00:16:29,235 --> 00:16:30,985 with flying colors 340 00:16:30,987 --> 00:16:32,862 in the Air National Guard, Junior. 341 00:16:32,863 --> 00:16:34,322 We're still not out of that one. 342 00:16:35,325 --> 00:16:38,033 Now this gal, Suzie. 343 00:16:38,035 --> 00:16:40,077 Shooting off her mouth about you knocking her up. 344 00:16:40,079 --> 00:16:41,995 Wait a sec. How did you know about that? 345 00:16:41,997 --> 00:16:43,413 Word gets around, boyo. 346 00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:45,957 Well, that's a danged lie, Poppy. 347 00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:48,710 I use a condom. I'm not dumb. 348 00:16:48,712 --> 00:16:51,253 What are you cut out for? 349 00:16:51,255 --> 00:16:54,383 Partying, chasing tail, driving drunk? 350 00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:58,136 Who do you think you are? A Kennedy? 351 00:16:58,137 --> 00:16:59,136 You're a Bush. 352 00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:01,388 Act like one. 353 00:17:01,389 --> 00:17:03,391 You can't even hold a job. 354 00:17:03,392 --> 00:17:05,559 We always worked for our living. 355 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,519 It's damned time you joined the rest of us 356 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,980 and decided just what it is you're gonna do with your life. 357 00:17:09,981 --> 00:17:12,149 I know, Poppy. I'm-- I'm-- 358 00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:13,483 I'm just having a devil of a time 359 00:17:13,484 --> 00:17:15,152 trying to figure it out. 360 00:17:15,153 --> 00:17:18,905 Well, then figure it out soon, Junior. 361 00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:21,408 Your brother Jeb graduates Phi Beta Kappa. 362 00:17:21,409 --> 00:17:24,285 What did you get? Cs? 363 00:17:24,286 --> 00:17:26,495 You only get one bite at the apple, you know. 364 00:17:26,497 --> 00:17:29,706 Jeb's not me and I don't wanna be Jeb, Poppy. 365 00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,670 Look, what I'd really love-- 366 00:17:34,671 --> 00:17:36,379 I mean, what I'd really love to do 367 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,798 is to find something in baseball. 368 00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:41,091 What? You can't play. 369 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,638 Coach? You're fishing for the moon in the water. 370 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,932 Something real. 371 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:51,102 I started out in the oil fields. I was hoping that-- 372 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,104 No, no, I'll-- I'll try harder, Poppy, I promise. 373 00:17:54,105 --> 00:17:55,773 No, I can do it. 374 00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:59,316 Can you? Can you really? - Mm-hm. 375 00:17:59,317 --> 00:18:01,402 You agree to work for a certain period of time 376 00:18:01,404 --> 00:18:05,532 and you haven't kept your word once. Not once. 377 00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:08,450 In our family, the Bush family, 378 00:18:08,451 --> 00:18:11,162 we honor our commitments. 379 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:17,042 I'll take care of this... 380 00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:19,752 young woman. 381 00:18:28,219 --> 00:18:30,846 You disappoint me, Junior. 382 00:18:30,847 --> 00:18:32,890 Deeply disappoint me. 383 00:18:35,101 --> 00:18:36,642 Is that it? 384 00:18:39,897 --> 00:18:41,648 Yeah. 385 00:18:51,909 --> 00:18:55,577 Almost three minutes behind, Rafael. Let's pick up the pace. 386 00:18:55,578 --> 00:18:59,748 My running times are better than ever since the Afghan invasion. 387 00:18:59,749 --> 00:19:03,919 I'm back down from 7-minute miles to the 6:45s. 388 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,212 I'm probably the fastest president in history. 389 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:09,381 I heard your father was a pretty good runner too. 390 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,217 Yeah, second fastest, maybe. 391 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:13,344 No, he had endurance, but not my kind of speed. 392 00:19:13,346 --> 00:19:14,762 What about Clinton? 393 00:19:14,763 --> 00:19:16,680 My mother waddles faster than that lardass. 394 00:19:16,681 --> 00:19:20,684 And my pulse is only 35/40. You need to get in shape, Vice. 395 00:19:20,685 --> 00:19:21,810 We need you around. 396 00:19:21,811 --> 00:19:23,520 Three heart attacks is three too many. 397 00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:26,648 Thank you. 398 00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:28,815 Mr. President, 399 00:19:28,816 --> 00:19:34,114 if there was an E. coli breakout in a produce farm in Maryland, 400 00:19:34,115 --> 00:19:35,656 would you take the chance 401 00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:38,117 of eating the lettuce in that sandwich? 402 00:19:38,118 --> 00:19:39,369 Why are you bringing this up? 403 00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:41,204 I mean, you know I got tasters in the kitchen. 404 00:19:41,205 --> 00:19:44,456 If there was a 1 percent chance of you dying, sir, 405 00:19:44,457 --> 00:19:46,250 would you eat the lettuce in that sandwich? 406 00:19:49,044 --> 00:19:50,253 One percent? 407 00:19:51,672 --> 00:19:52,881 No. Probably not. 408 00:19:52,883 --> 00:19:54,883 Most people wouldn't, sir. 409 00:19:54,884 --> 00:19:57,260 And that's the dark side. 410 00:19:57,261 --> 00:19:59,262 The 1 percent chance of a nuclear attack 411 00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:01,388 or an anthrax epidemic, 412 00:20:01,389 --> 00:20:04,474 or God help us, a smallpox outbreak. 413 00:20:04,475 --> 00:20:09,980 We'd have 200 million Americans dead on our hands. 414 00:20:09,981 --> 00:20:12,733 Why are you bringing this up at lunch, Vice? 415 00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:16,152 I mean, you know I agree with you on this. 416 00:20:16,153 --> 00:20:19,738 Because I'm more worried now than I was on 9/11, 417 00:20:19,739 --> 00:20:22,241 and you know how disorganized we were. 418 00:20:22,242 --> 00:20:23,200 Mm-hm. 419 00:20:23,201 --> 00:20:24,201 I-- I just wanna know 420 00:20:24,203 --> 00:20:27,245 where you're going with this. 421 00:20:27,246 --> 00:20:29,790 Mr. President, 422 00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:32,751 this is a fulcrum point in history. 423 00:20:32,752 --> 00:20:34,752 Your presidency. 424 00:20:34,753 --> 00:20:38,757 The Middle East, 9/11, homeland security. 425 00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:41,925 Everything is coming together like a perfect storm. 426 00:20:41,926 --> 00:20:44,137 Now, with all due respect, sir, 427 00:20:44,138 --> 00:20:47,473 I don't think this executive branch is ready for that. 428 00:20:47,475 --> 00:20:50,559 Didn't we get the Patriot Act through? 429 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,311 Doesn't go far enough, sir. 430 00:20:53,312 --> 00:20:55,146 All right, Vice, so, what do you want me to do 431 00:20:55,148 --> 00:20:57,482 that I haven't already done? 432 00:20:57,483 --> 00:20:59,107 I mean, look, we're on top of the banks, 433 00:20:59,108 --> 00:21:00,985 the telecoms, the databases, 434 00:21:00,986 --> 00:21:02,947 these Internet carriers. 435 00:21:02,948 --> 00:21:05,863 We're tracking, what, a billion phone calls a day? 436 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,158 We got this Guantanemera open. "Guantanamo." 437 00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:10,286 Right. Nobody's gonna be hearing from those people 438 00:21:10,287 --> 00:21:11,955 for a long, long time. 439 00:21:11,956 --> 00:21:14,121 Sir, I served your father 440 00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:16,042 and he was an able and honorable man. 441 00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:20,713 And he won the Iraq war. 442 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:24,090 But he, myself and Powell, 443 00:21:24,091 --> 00:21:28,553 we let that momentum slip away. 444 00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:30,679 And if we hadn't, we wouldn't be looking 445 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,430 down the barrel of another 9/11. 446 00:21:32,431 --> 00:21:34,517 Well, I told my father the same thing back then: 447 00:21:34,518 --> 00:21:36,976 "Take the sucker out." 448 00:21:36,977 --> 00:21:41,063 So, what do you think the odds are that Saddam's got nukes? 449 00:21:41,064 --> 00:21:43,941 Well, according to our sources, 450 00:21:43,942 --> 00:21:45,484 90 percent, 451 00:21:45,485 --> 00:21:46,653 but even if it was 1 percent-- 452 00:21:46,654 --> 00:21:48,737 No, look, you don't have to sell me. 453 00:21:48,738 --> 00:21:50,864 You gotta sell the American people. 454 00:21:50,865 --> 00:21:52,450 Okay? And Colin. 455 00:21:52,451 --> 00:21:55,827 The Commander in Chief doesn't have to sell anything. 456 00:21:55,828 --> 00:21:59,663 He has constitutionally unlimited power in wartime. 457 00:21:59,664 --> 00:22:02,834 And you have the capacity to do anything you see fit. 458 00:22:04,503 --> 00:22:07,087 Okay. 459 00:22:07,088 --> 00:22:09,381 What's that thing you got there? 460 00:22:09,382 --> 00:22:11,383 This is a sign-off. 461 00:22:11,384 --> 00:22:15,845 It authorizes us to use, uh, 462 00:22:15,846 --> 00:22:17,054 "Interrogation techniques 463 00:22:17,055 --> 00:22:20,266 "against unlawful enemy combatants 464 00:22:20,267 --> 00:22:22,226 with maximal effective persuasion." 465 00:22:23,647 --> 00:22:26,022 What, like pulling out their toenails? 466 00:22:26,023 --> 00:22:27,690 No, sir. 467 00:22:27,691 --> 00:22:29,900 Enhanced interrogation techniques 468 00:22:29,902 --> 00:22:31,319 means utilizing fear scenarios 469 00:22:31,321 --> 00:22:37,158 like dogs or, uh, isolation 470 00:22:37,159 --> 00:22:40,744 or simulated drowning or sleep deprivation 471 00:22:40,745 --> 00:22:43,746 or enforced stress positions, but nothing fatal. 472 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,500 Kind of reminds me of my fraternity days. 473 00:22:49,087 --> 00:22:51,504 Now, just remember, we don't use torture in this country. 474 00:22:51,505 --> 00:22:53,839 No torture, 475 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,258 but it includes our citizens too. 476 00:22:56,260 --> 00:22:59,594 If they are aiding and abetting terrorist organizations. 477 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,304 Mm-hm. 478 00:23:01,306 --> 00:23:02,722 Well, makes sense. 479 00:23:02,723 --> 00:23:04,057 Still, I can see all these 480 00:23:04,058 --> 00:23:06,309 latte-sipping lefties going nuts again, though. 481 00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:08,102 The Kyoto bullshit was bad enough. 482 00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:11,021 Now, it'll be all this sobbing over the Geneva Convention. 483 00:23:13,109 --> 00:23:14,608 Let me take a look at it. 484 00:23:17,862 --> 00:23:19,279 Only three pages? Good. 485 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,198 The Office of Legal Counsel is with us on this one. 486 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,574 I got it, Vice, I'll look at it. 487 00:23:23,575 --> 00:23:26,703 And if we sign this week with the Congress in recess, 488 00:23:26,704 --> 00:23:28,330 then we're gonna have less nonsense. 489 00:23:28,331 --> 00:23:30,623 I said, I'll look at it. - Okay. 490 00:23:31,668 --> 00:23:33,960 I'll let you finish your lunch. 491 00:23:37,923 --> 00:23:38,839 Oh, Vice, 492 00:23:41,050 --> 00:23:43,344 when we're in meetings with others, 493 00:23:43,345 --> 00:23:45,387 I just want you to keep a lid on it. 494 00:23:45,388 --> 00:23:47,430 I thought I was, sir. 495 00:23:47,431 --> 00:23:50,265 No, you heard me. Just keep your ego in check. 496 00:23:50,267 --> 00:23:53,520 You know, because remember, I'm the president. 497 00:23:53,521 --> 00:23:54,521 I'm the decider. 498 00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:01,694 I totally agree, sir. 499 00:24:01,695 --> 00:24:02,945 Great. 500 00:24:22,547 --> 00:24:25,424 # Well, way down yonder On the Chattahoochee # 501 00:24:25,425 --> 00:24:28,384 # It gets hotter Than a hoochie coochie # 502 00:24:28,386 --> 00:24:30,886 # We laid rubber On the Georgia asphalt # 503 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:33,807 # We got a little crazy But we never got caught # 504 00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:36,392 # Down by the river On a Friday night # 505 00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:39,186 # A pyramid of cans In the pale moonlight # 506 00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:41,647 Ninety. 45-90 is the plan, sir. 507 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,984 Two hundred and twenty-five days. 508 00:24:43,985 --> 00:24:45,359 Ninety for prep. 509 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,612 Moving 150,000 troops into Kuwait, 510 00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:50,071 building the airfields, moving equipment. 511 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,699 Then air strikes for 45 days. 512 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,158 And then 90 days of ground combat. 513 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,785 All right, 150,000 men? 514 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,079 I mean, I'm not looking to play small ball here, Tommy. 515 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,288 Ha-ha! 516 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,623 We put 500,000 pairs of boots 517 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:01,833 on the ground in Desert Storm. 518 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:03,334 We planned for any possibility. 519 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:07,128 I think the Pentagon can wrestle this thing down to 100,000. 520 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,881 Go light. Like Afghanistan. 521 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,549 Blitz the bejesus out of them from the air. 522 00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:13,717 Total shock and awe, Mr. President. 523 00:25:13,718 --> 00:25:15,680 Shock and awe. I like it. I like that. 524 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,220 So when can we go? 525 00:25:17,222 --> 00:25:18,723 Well, January, February, 526 00:25:18,724 --> 00:25:19,766 March is best. 527 00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:21,099 What about April, May, June? 528 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:23,728 No, you can't start a war in Iraq after March. 529 00:25:23,729 --> 00:25:26,689 They got scorchers out there burning the hide off a scorpion. 530 00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:28,691 Well, I can run in that kind of heat. 531 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:32,236 Not with a biohazard suit on, you can't, sir. 532 00:25:32,237 --> 00:25:34,238 I like the cut of your jib, Tommy. 533 00:25:34,239 --> 00:25:37,114 I don't mean to rain on Tommy's parade here, sir, 534 00:25:37,116 --> 00:25:39,825 but if you go through with this, you're gonna be the proud owner 535 00:25:39,826 --> 00:25:42,869 of 26 million Iraqi people standing around looking at us. 536 00:25:42,871 --> 00:25:45,999 You break it, you own it. And I could tell you something. 537 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,499 Now, you need to understand this. 538 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,959 It's gonna suck the oxygen right out of everything you do. 539 00:25:49,961 --> 00:25:52,045 It'll become your first term. 540 00:25:52,046 --> 00:25:53,379 Your father weighed all of this 541 00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:55,466 when we weighed the merits in the first Gulf War. 542 00:25:55,467 --> 00:25:56,841 Well, that may be so, Colin, 543 00:25:56,842 --> 00:25:58,843 but my dad's now fishing at Kennebunkport 544 00:25:58,844 --> 00:26:00,470 and Saddam's still dicking us around. 545 00:26:00,472 --> 00:26:02,347 I-- I didn't say we're going yet. 546 00:26:02,348 --> 00:26:05,350 You know, I still think we can use that 52nd card, you know? 547 00:26:05,351 --> 00:26:07,184 Proof that he's got the WMDs. 548 00:26:07,186 --> 00:26:08,686 You mean the 53rd card, sir, 549 00:26:08,687 --> 00:26:09,812 the joker? - No. 550 00:26:09,813 --> 00:26:11,896 That'd be you, Brother George. 551 00:26:11,898 --> 00:26:13,483 Hey-- Whoa, whoa, whoa, fellas. 552 00:26:14,985 --> 00:26:16,944 Uh, I think we missed the side road. 553 00:26:18,946 --> 00:26:20,029 Hm. 554 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,619 Sir, I presume we'll win this war. 555 00:26:28,622 --> 00:26:30,248 Then what? 556 00:26:30,249 --> 00:26:31,749 What is our exit strategy? 557 00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:34,669 Well, the DOD has already drawn up initial plans 558 00:26:34,670 --> 00:26:36,629 for a post-Hussein era, which would include 559 00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:39,798 the exercise of democracy and a free-market economy. 560 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,259 Well, I'm glad State's been consulted. 561 00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:45,262 What type of government is DOD talking about putting in Iraq? 562 00:26:45,263 --> 00:26:48,223 Come on, Spotty. Make me proud, girl. 563 00:26:48,224 --> 00:26:51,057 Look, fellas, in the end it's about freedom. 564 00:26:51,058 --> 00:26:53,060 A free country is a peaceful country. 565 00:26:53,061 --> 00:26:56,438 My dream is to see peace break out all over the Middle East. 566 00:26:56,439 --> 00:26:58,648 So any kind of government will do. 567 00:26:58,650 --> 00:26:59,941 As long as it's a democracy. 568 00:26:59,942 --> 00:27:01,651 Indeed. 569 00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:03,987 Yeah, the cars are this way. 570 00:27:03,988 --> 00:27:06,656 Half a mile maybe. Follow me. 571 00:27:06,657 --> 00:27:08,533 # Robin Hood # 572 00:27:08,534 --> 00:27:10,992 # Robin Hood # 573 00:27:12,789 --> 00:27:16,623 # He came to Sherwood Forest With a feather in his cap # 574 00:27:16,624 --> 00:27:18,584 Skip to the receivers. 575 00:27:18,585 --> 00:27:20,335 Boy, we're not seeing that guy today. 576 00:27:20,336 --> 00:27:22,796 Well, this is a guy who got hurt in practice. 577 00:27:22,797 --> 00:27:26,050 Now, he's beating me, so just a lot of development there. 578 00:27:26,051 --> 00:27:28,302 He wasn't the starter for the first half of the season, 579 00:27:28,303 --> 00:27:33,264 so he's continuing to evolve. 580 00:27:33,265 --> 00:27:35,183 They need to get to the 25. 581 00:27:35,184 --> 00:27:36,309 Go-- 582 00:27:36,310 --> 00:27:38,603 Mandel under pressure, the ball is loose 583 00:27:38,604 --> 00:27:40,063 and Texas has it. 584 00:27:40,064 --> 00:27:41,812 Yes! Will go all the way. 585 00:27:41,813 --> 00:27:44,107 Yeah! Touchdown, Longhorns. 586 00:27:46,402 --> 00:27:48,070 Redding knocked it loose 587 00:27:48,071 --> 00:27:50,320 and Jackson cashes in. 588 00:28:13,844 --> 00:28:15,220 # Well, I met a pretty gal # 589 00:28:15,221 --> 00:28:17,012 # She was tall and thin # # Well-- # 590 00:28:17,013 --> 00:28:20,015 # Asked her what she had # # Well, I wanna be-- Well-- # 591 00:28:20,016 --> 00:28:21,641 # I looked her up and down # Give me that, 592 00:28:21,643 --> 00:28:22,643 little brother. 593 00:28:22,644 --> 00:28:24,311 Oh, that's enough. 594 00:28:24,312 --> 00:28:26,396 That's enough. 595 00:28:27,523 --> 00:28:28,523 Whoa. 596 00:28:28,524 --> 00:28:29,524 Whoops. 597 00:28:29,525 --> 00:28:31,067 Oh! 598 00:28:32,236 --> 00:28:33,611 Poppy! We're here. 599 00:28:36,032 --> 00:28:38,575 We made it. Yeah. 600 00:28:41,578 --> 00:28:42,996 Come on. 601 00:28:45,999 --> 00:28:47,166 Whoa, whoa. 602 00:28:47,168 --> 00:28:49,083 Marvin, go to your room. 603 00:28:49,084 --> 00:28:50,168 Do what your dad says. 604 00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:51,879 What the hell do you think you're doing? 605 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,047 What? 606 00:28:53,048 --> 00:28:55,591 He's only 15. 607 00:28:55,592 --> 00:28:57,634 I've had just about enough of your crap. 608 00:28:57,635 --> 00:28:58,925 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 609 00:28:58,926 --> 00:29:00,762 You had enough of me. 610 00:29:00,763 --> 00:29:03,389 Hm? Well, I'm mighty glad to hear that. 611 00:29:03,390 --> 00:29:06,600 You know why? Because I've had enough of you for a lifetime 612 00:29:06,602 --> 00:29:07,602 and then some. 613 00:29:07,603 --> 00:29:09,562 My advice to you, Junior: 614 00:29:09,563 --> 00:29:12,564 Get yourself to an AA meeting. Get help. 615 00:29:12,565 --> 00:29:17,069 Thank you, Mr., what, Perfect? Mr. War Hero, Mr. God Almighty. 616 00:29:17,070 --> 00:29:19,195 Don't you dare talk to your father that way. 617 00:29:19,197 --> 00:29:21,113 I'll talk to him however the hell I want to. 618 00:29:21,115 --> 00:29:24,367 When in tarnation is this boy gonna get out of his own way? 619 00:29:24,368 --> 00:29:26,744 How many chances does he expect us to give him? 620 00:29:26,746 --> 00:29:28,203 Can't you talk to me? 621 00:29:28,205 --> 00:29:29,538 Well, why do you tell her? 622 00:29:29,539 --> 00:29:31,707 Oh, that's it. Let's go. 623 00:29:32,501 --> 00:29:33,792 Mano a mano. 624 00:29:33,793 --> 00:29:36,211 You and me. Right here. Right now. 625 00:29:36,213 --> 00:29:38,046 You want ass-whipping? Yeah. 626 00:29:38,047 --> 00:29:39,547 I'll give it to you. 627 00:29:39,548 --> 00:29:40,840 Jeb, do something. 628 00:29:40,841 --> 00:29:42,174 Both of you, just stop it. 629 00:29:42,175 --> 00:29:44,468 Have you lost your minds? Try it, old man. 630 00:29:44,469 --> 00:29:45,928 Go ahead. Take a swing. 631 00:29:45,930 --> 00:29:48,180 Hey, hey, hey, calm down. 632 00:29:49,433 --> 00:29:51,683 Don't you realize he was out celebrating? 633 00:29:51,685 --> 00:29:53,310 He just got into Harvard Business. 634 00:29:53,311 --> 00:29:55,354 What? 635 00:29:55,355 --> 00:29:57,063 George, why didn't you tell us? 636 00:29:57,064 --> 00:29:59,273 Because I ain't going, okay? 637 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:02,985 I just wanted to show you all that I could do it. Get in. 638 00:30:02,987 --> 00:30:03,903 Love me now? 639 00:30:03,904 --> 00:30:05,404 Calm down. He'll-- 640 00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:06,780 He'll change his mind. 641 00:30:06,781 --> 00:30:09,241 I wouldn't count on it, Jebbie, old boy. 642 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:10,242 George. 643 00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:12,329 You scared me half to death. 644 00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:15,413 All right, now, he got into Harvard. 645 00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:17,291 Will you--? Will you give him a little credit? 646 00:30:17,292 --> 00:30:18,291 Of course he got in. 647 00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:19,793 Who do you think pulled the strings? 648 00:30:21,755 --> 00:30:23,255 You did. 649 00:30:28,009 --> 00:30:31,761 # Mama, don't let your babies Grow up to be cowboys # 650 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:33,806 That's 20. - Stay in. 651 00:30:33,807 --> 00:30:35,266 I'm going out on this one. 652 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,432 Twenty to be in. 653 00:30:36,434 --> 00:30:38,394 Denied! - Yeah, right here. 654 00:30:38,395 --> 00:30:40,145 Here we go. - How about that? 655 00:30:40,147 --> 00:30:42,147 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Excuse me. Excuse me. 656 00:30:42,148 --> 00:30:44,358 All right. Here we go. 657 00:30:44,359 --> 00:30:46,401 Oh, come on. 658 00:30:46,402 --> 00:30:48,277 My income for the week. 659 00:30:48,278 --> 00:30:49,487 He wasn't bluffing. 660 00:30:49,489 --> 00:30:51,780 Bush, you're just fleecing us tonight. 661 00:30:51,782 --> 00:30:54,074 You're better at poker than finding oil. 662 00:30:54,076 --> 00:30:56,201 Hey, hey, is it my fault the good Lord didn't see fit 663 00:30:56,203 --> 00:30:57,661 to put oil where I been digging? 664 00:30:57,663 --> 00:31:00,122 Don't ask us to invest any more in your dry well. 665 00:31:00,123 --> 00:31:02,165 Hey, Corndog. You remember this: 666 00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:03,708 One way or another, you invest in me, 667 00:31:03,709 --> 00:31:05,709 you'll get your money back and plenty more. 668 00:31:05,711 --> 00:31:08,211 Better start shaking that money tree somehow. 669 00:31:08,213 --> 00:31:11,215 Well, the great peanut farmer and rabbit hunter, 670 00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:12,966 Jimmy Carter, sure ain't helping them, 671 00:31:12,967 --> 00:31:15,219 with solar panels on the roof of the White House. 672 00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:17,428 Big government taxes are back, boys. 673 00:31:17,429 --> 00:31:18,722 Amen to that. 674 00:31:18,723 --> 00:31:21,933 Hope and pray your daddy can take him out in 1980. 675 00:31:21,934 --> 00:31:23,727 Well, he's gotta get past Reagan first. 676 00:31:23,728 --> 00:31:25,186 I say your dad's a true statesman. 677 00:31:25,187 --> 00:31:27,521 Now, he can take out that Hollywood actor, right, W? 678 00:31:27,523 --> 00:31:30,233 Hey, Jimmy, what if I tell you 679 00:31:30,234 --> 00:31:32,401 that I'm ready to get in the family business myself? 680 00:31:34,114 --> 00:31:36,029 You're not talking about oil now? 681 00:31:36,031 --> 00:31:38,198 No, I ain't. No, I'm ready to take a shot. 682 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,575 Because a sign has come unto me. 683 00:31:40,577 --> 00:31:42,161 What has come unto you? 684 00:31:42,162 --> 00:31:43,912 This July 6th, what notable event 685 00:31:43,914 --> 00:31:46,331 happened right here in West Texas? 686 00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:47,708 You're birthday, wasn't it? 687 00:31:47,709 --> 00:31:49,166 We already celebrated. 688 00:31:49,167 --> 00:31:52,504 Yes, oh, and George Mahon announced his retirement 689 00:31:52,505 --> 00:31:54,254 in Congress after 44 years. 690 00:31:54,256 --> 00:31:56,091 That's right. - What a coincidence. 691 00:31:56,092 --> 00:31:58,299 This and right on my birthday. 692 00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:01,596 And now that he's gone, boys, the 19th district 693 00:32:01,597 --> 00:32:04,849 is in play for a Republican. 694 00:32:04,850 --> 00:32:07,476 And that Republican is going to be...? 695 00:32:07,477 --> 00:32:09,143 Yours truly, Skeeter. 696 00:32:09,145 --> 00:32:11,562 Goddamn. 697 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,398 Just hope you don't forget us little people 698 00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:15,066 when you're up at the Capitol, huh? 699 00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:17,360 Well, saddle up our horses, boys, 700 00:32:17,361 --> 00:32:18,987 and send George W. to Washington. 701 00:32:18,988 --> 00:32:20,905 Hear, hear. That's what I like to hear. 702 00:32:20,906 --> 00:32:22,740 Both of them? That would be Bush City. 703 00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:24,241 Bush City. I like that. 704 00:32:25,159 --> 00:32:26,159 Bushington. 705 00:32:28,455 --> 00:32:31,039 # Wasted days And wasted nights # 706 00:32:34,251 --> 00:32:36,962 # I have felt For you behind # 707 00:32:38,922 --> 00:32:41,965 Sip it quick then come on back. 708 00:32:43,968 --> 00:32:45,343 # Your heart belongs # 709 00:32:45,344 --> 00:32:46,930 Thank you. 710 00:32:46,931 --> 00:32:48,889 You gotta meet my husband. This is Don Evans. 711 00:32:48,890 --> 00:32:50,057 How do you do? 712 00:32:50,058 --> 00:32:52,517 # Why should I keep Loving you? # 713 00:32:55,146 --> 00:32:58,188 Hi, George. Oh! - Whoa. 714 00:32:59,691 --> 00:33:01,524 Hey, Suzie, how are you? 715 00:33:01,525 --> 00:33:03,068 Good to see you. Skeeter. 716 00:33:03,069 --> 00:33:04,737 Hey, what's up, Bush? How you doing? 717 00:33:04,738 --> 00:33:07,198 Can I get that beer, Jan? Thank you, honey. 718 00:33:10,617 --> 00:33:12,161 Mm. 719 00:33:12,162 --> 00:33:14,412 I have to borrow him for one-- - How you doing? 720 00:33:15,164 --> 00:33:16,165 Laura. 721 00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:17,707 Yo, get me a burger, will you? 722 00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:19,959 You gotta wait. - Yeah? All right. 723 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,671 Laura, come here. 724 00:33:22,672 --> 00:33:26,465 I'd like for you to meet George Bush Jr. 725 00:33:26,467 --> 00:33:28,176 Laura Welch. 726 00:33:28,177 --> 00:33:29,969 Call me anything but Junior. 727 00:33:31,721 --> 00:33:34,764 You know, I-- I remember seeing you in school. 728 00:33:34,766 --> 00:33:37,100 We were in, uh, the 7th grade together 729 00:33:37,101 --> 00:33:38,768 at San Jacinto Junior High. 730 00:33:38,769 --> 00:33:41,021 Oh, San Jacinto, yeah, yeah. 731 00:33:41,022 --> 00:33:42,480 Year after I moved to Houston. 732 00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:44,233 Still, I don't know how I could have missed 733 00:33:44,234 --> 00:33:46,024 seeing someone as pretty as you are. 734 00:33:46,026 --> 00:33:49,987 Probably because I wasn't a cheerleader. 735 00:33:49,989 --> 00:33:52,281 I've only been trying to get you two to meet for years. 736 00:33:52,282 --> 00:33:54,658 Joe, can you put some more burgers on the barbecue? 737 00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:55,826 Dang, hon. - Two with cheese. 738 00:33:55,828 --> 00:33:57,243 I'll come get the drinks. 739 00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:58,788 I gotta go give him a hand, honey. 740 00:33:58,789 --> 00:34:01,372 George, I got your clean laundry ready for you on the way out. 741 00:34:01,374 --> 00:34:02,416 Thanks, hon. 742 00:34:02,418 --> 00:34:04,333 And-- And thanks for saying it out loud. 743 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,423 So, what do you do, Laura? 744 00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:12,216 Oh, uh... 745 00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:13,259 I read, 746 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:15,260 I-- I smoke. - Uh-huh. 747 00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:16,178 I admire. 748 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:20,056 When you do admire, you admire what? 749 00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:22,559 People who write, who read. I'm a librarian. 750 00:34:23,393 --> 00:34:26,062 Uh-oh. 751 00:34:26,063 --> 00:34:28,730 You know, actually, I'm reading something right now. 752 00:34:28,732 --> 00:34:32,067 Yeah, a very engaging book. 753 00:34:32,069 --> 00:34:34,862 Barry Goldwater's Conscience of a Conservative. 754 00:34:34,863 --> 00:34:37,197 Uh-oh, Jan. 755 00:34:37,198 --> 00:34:38,324 No, don't tell me. 756 00:34:38,325 --> 00:34:40,409 I worked on Gene McCarthy's campaign. 757 00:34:40,410 --> 00:34:41,492 Voted for LBJ. 758 00:34:41,493 --> 00:34:43,620 Oh, no. No. 759 00:34:43,621 --> 00:34:45,246 Well, looks like we're hitting it off 760 00:34:45,248 --> 00:34:46,748 like grease hits the skillet, huh? 761 00:34:46,749 --> 00:34:49,792 Well, I don't think politics should define a human being. 762 00:34:49,793 --> 00:34:51,001 Hm. - There's more to people 763 00:34:51,002 --> 00:34:53,129 than just how they vote. 764 00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:54,713 I like that. You're open-minded. 765 00:34:54,714 --> 00:34:57,300 Yeah, much more so than me, I have to say. 766 00:34:57,301 --> 00:34:59,343 Well, I just think it's important 767 00:34:59,344 --> 00:35:00,886 to see all sides of a situation. 768 00:35:05,349 --> 00:35:07,933 I read in the paper that you're running for Congress. 769 00:35:07,935 --> 00:35:09,060 Yes, ma'am, I am. 770 00:35:09,061 --> 00:35:11,270 And I don't believe in forcing myself on people. 771 00:35:11,271 --> 00:35:13,939 So that's why I'm just gonna ask for your number, not your vote. 772 00:35:15,401 --> 00:35:18,110 Oh, well, I couldn't vote for you anyway. 773 00:35:18,112 --> 00:35:19,028 I live in Austin. 774 00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:20,820 Hm. 775 00:35:20,821 --> 00:35:24,116 Not that I wouldn't consider it. 776 00:35:24,118 --> 00:35:26,200 Well, thank you for that. 777 00:35:26,201 --> 00:35:27,368 But if you win... 778 00:35:27,370 --> 00:35:28,870 Yeah? 779 00:35:28,871 --> 00:35:30,455 ...please do something for education. 780 00:35:30,457 --> 00:35:32,039 Uh-huh. 781 00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:34,290 I was a teacher and I-- I really believe that's the thing 782 00:35:34,291 --> 00:35:36,251 that can make a difference in people's lives. 783 00:35:36,253 --> 00:35:37,837 Well, all right, I'll tell you what. 784 00:35:37,838 --> 00:35:39,588 If I win, you can be my education advisor. 785 00:35:40,882 --> 00:35:41,883 Yeah, right. 786 00:35:41,884 --> 00:35:43,258 No, no, no, I'm serious. 787 00:35:43,259 --> 00:35:46,679 I like the way you think, you know? 788 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,220 And look. 789 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:51,766 You're a devil. 790 00:35:55,563 --> 00:35:57,355 Devil in a white hat. 791 00:36:02,194 --> 00:36:03,902 My daddy and granddaddy were farmers. 792 00:36:03,903 --> 00:36:06,529 They didn't have anything to do with this mess we're in now. 793 00:36:06,530 --> 00:36:08,657 Bush's daddy and granddaddy have been in politics 794 00:36:08,658 --> 00:36:10,283 his whole privileged life. 795 00:36:10,285 --> 00:36:12,535 They don't know what people's suffering is about. 796 00:36:12,536 --> 00:36:15,746 George Bush here hasn't earned the living he enjoys. 797 00:36:15,747 --> 00:36:17,916 I stand on my own two feet, make my own living. 798 00:36:17,917 --> 00:36:19,000 Now, hold on here. 799 00:36:19,001 --> 00:36:20,877 When it comes to the integrity of my father 800 00:36:20,878 --> 00:36:22,378 what mess are you talking about? 801 00:36:22,379 --> 00:36:23,920 Washington is the way it is today 802 00:36:23,921 --> 00:36:26,882 because of the Yale and Harvard fellas running the place. 803 00:36:26,883 --> 00:36:29,301 I went to Texas Tech, you went to Yale. 804 00:36:29,302 --> 00:36:32,554 I went to UT Law, you went to Harvard. 805 00:36:32,555 --> 00:36:34,597 And I spent half my life here in Midland. 806 00:36:34,598 --> 00:36:36,641 I-- I know the problems of the people here. 807 00:36:36,642 --> 00:36:38,517 Yeah, maybe at the country club. 808 00:36:38,518 --> 00:36:40,894 But you're still an outsider as far as we're concerned. 809 00:36:40,896 --> 00:36:42,814 And my opponent, Mr. Hance, will be nothing 810 00:36:42,815 --> 00:36:45,524 but a tax-and-spend errand boy for the Democrats-- 811 00:36:45,525 --> 00:36:47,442 And he's a carpetbagger from Connecticut. 812 00:36:47,443 --> 00:36:49,027 That's below the belt, even for you. 813 00:36:49,029 --> 00:36:50,279 It's God's truth. 814 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,946 Carpetbagger. This is my home. 815 00:36:51,947 --> 00:36:53,698 I've been here in Midland since I was 2. 816 00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:56,033 You're an Easterner as far as we're concerned. 817 00:36:56,034 --> 00:36:57,660 And East don't mix with Texas. 818 00:36:57,662 --> 00:36:59,371 My fellow Christians. 819 00:36:59,372 --> 00:37:02,623 My fellow Christians everywhere from Odessa to Lubbock. 820 00:37:02,624 --> 00:37:04,083 Last week, Mr. Bush here 821 00:37:04,084 --> 00:37:05,585 used some of his vast sums of money 822 00:37:05,586 --> 00:37:06,751 to throw a beer bash 823 00:37:06,752 --> 00:37:08,379 for underage students at Texas Tech. 824 00:37:10,632 --> 00:37:13,050 He's trying to get students to vote for him 825 00:37:13,051 --> 00:37:14,466 by offering free alcohol to them. 826 00:37:15,803 --> 00:37:16,969 Bribing them with booze. 827 00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:18,971 Well, you've had a beer or two in your lifetime. 828 00:37:18,972 --> 00:37:21,016 Hell, yeah, but I'm not drinking with kids. 829 00:37:21,018 --> 00:37:22,974 That maybe the cool thing to do at Yale, 830 00:37:22,976 --> 00:37:24,811 but not here in good, Christian country. 831 00:37:24,812 --> 00:37:28,104 He just kept hammering away at me, you know? 832 00:37:28,105 --> 00:37:29,566 The same lame stuff, 833 00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:31,982 tarring and feathering me about my father. 834 00:37:31,984 --> 00:37:33,484 My father. What am I supposed to do? 835 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:34,612 Run as Sam Smith? 836 00:37:34,613 --> 00:37:36,571 Your family name has its advantages 837 00:37:36,572 --> 00:37:39,490 and its disadvantages, W. 838 00:37:39,491 --> 00:37:41,951 Now, I'd still be with you 839 00:37:41,952 --> 00:37:44,455 There's gotta be intelligent people that can see through him. 840 00:37:44,456 --> 00:37:45,495 Well, they should, 841 00:37:45,496 --> 00:37:47,623 but he was so busy attacking you. 842 00:37:47,624 --> 00:37:50,291 Yeah, well, I got in some licks before he threw the dirty tricks 843 00:37:50,292 --> 00:37:51,292 at the end. Right, Laura? 844 00:37:52,963 --> 00:37:54,169 Well... 845 00:37:54,171 --> 00:37:56,465 What, you don't agree? 846 00:37:58,593 --> 00:38:00,301 Your mother told me never to criticize 847 00:38:00,302 --> 00:38:01,928 a politician's speech. 848 00:38:01,930 --> 00:38:04,138 Honey, look, I got a thick hide. 849 00:38:04,139 --> 00:38:06,599 You can tell me the truth. 850 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,516 Come on. 851 00:38:10,395 --> 00:38:12,729 What, it was all bad? 852 00:38:14,066 --> 00:38:15,859 It wasn't good. 853 00:38:25,243 --> 00:38:27,660 Why did you do that? 854 00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:31,997 That was crazy. 855 00:38:31,998 --> 00:38:33,875 I-- I told you I could take criticism. 856 00:38:33,876 --> 00:38:35,625 You see, I'm-- I'm already over it. 857 00:38:35,626 --> 00:38:37,628 But the car isn't. 858 00:38:37,629 --> 00:38:41,090 Do not ask me for my opinion on your speeches again. 859 00:38:41,091 --> 00:38:45,385 Honey, look, I'm gonna be asking you for a long, long time. 860 00:38:45,386 --> 00:38:47,596 Not while we're driving then, please. 861 00:38:47,597 --> 00:38:50,264 I never dated a woman quite like you, you know that? 862 00:38:50,266 --> 00:38:52,141 Hey, I think-- 863 00:38:52,142 --> 00:38:54,101 I think you are the gal for me. 864 00:38:54,103 --> 00:38:56,771 Look, you're one of the greatest listeners I've ever met. 865 00:38:56,772 --> 00:38:58,606 And since I'm one of the biggest talkers, 866 00:38:58,607 --> 00:39:00,233 it seems like we're a genuine fit. 867 00:39:00,234 --> 00:39:01,234 What do you think, huh? 868 00:39:01,235 --> 00:39:03,318 Huh? 869 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,154 It kind of does. 870 00:39:05,155 --> 00:39:06,236 Only kind of? 871 00:39:07,573 --> 00:39:09,157 Hm? Hm? Hm? 872 00:39:12,536 --> 00:39:13,787 More than kind of. 873 00:39:13,788 --> 00:39:15,078 Yeah. 874 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:20,083 The polls have now closed 875 00:39:20,084 --> 00:39:22,670 and it looks like Democrat Kent Hance 876 00:39:22,671 --> 00:39:25,714 has defeated Republican candidate George W. Bush 877 00:39:25,715 --> 00:39:29,091 in the race for the 19th congressional district. 878 00:39:29,092 --> 00:39:33,930 And while Bush garnered a respectable 47,497 votes, 879 00:39:33,931 --> 00:39:38,517 Hance swept into the lead with 53,97-- 880 00:39:42,648 --> 00:39:44,482 Well, you could look at it this way. 881 00:39:44,483 --> 00:39:46,567 You came closer than any Republican 882 00:39:46,568 --> 00:39:48,442 ever has in this district. 883 00:39:48,444 --> 00:39:50,904 First is first and second is nothing. 884 00:39:50,905 --> 00:39:52,822 At least we won here in Midland. 885 00:39:52,823 --> 00:39:55,032 The people who know you best voted for you. 886 00:39:55,034 --> 00:39:56,867 I should have stuck it right back up his butt. 887 00:39:56,868 --> 00:39:58,703 That's what I should have done. 888 00:39:58,704 --> 00:40:01,705 Now, Geo, you wanted to play fair. 889 00:40:01,706 --> 00:40:03,540 You didn't wanna get down in that gutter, 890 00:40:03,542 --> 00:40:05,791 and even though you lost you can hold your head up. 891 00:40:05,792 --> 00:40:09,462 You know what, Laura? Politics is not a library. 892 00:40:09,463 --> 00:40:12,341 It's a kick-ass, skull-crushing war and I lost. 893 00:40:12,342 --> 00:40:13,509 Get him next time. 894 00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:14,841 If there is a next time. 895 00:40:14,843 --> 00:40:16,969 George. - I'll tell you one thing. 896 00:40:16,971 --> 00:40:19,055 There's no way I'll I ever be out-Texaned 897 00:40:19,056 --> 00:40:20,889 or out-Christianed again. 898 00:40:37,574 --> 00:40:39,949 899 00:40:42,577 --> 00:40:44,327 900 00:41:02,512 --> 00:41:04,805 How's it going, word guys? 901 00:41:04,807 --> 00:41:06,014 You gotta get cracking 902 00:41:06,015 --> 00:41:07,641 on my foreign policy speech tomorrow. 903 00:41:07,642 --> 00:41:09,267 I need the final draft by tonight. 904 00:41:09,269 --> 00:41:11,228 You'll get it, sir. We just have to get our guy 905 00:41:11,229 --> 00:41:12,771 at the NSC to sign off on it. 906 00:41:12,772 --> 00:41:16,524 All right. You get your guys, you get Tenet, then I decide. 907 00:41:16,525 --> 00:41:18,318 I'm going to bed right after Sports Camp, 908 00:41:18,319 --> 00:41:20,528 so I want it in my room by 8 p.m., latest. 909 00:41:20,530 --> 00:41:21,528 No excuses now. 910 00:41:21,529 --> 00:41:22,905 Yes, Mr. President. 911 00:41:22,906 --> 00:41:24,407 Now, come on, sit down, get writing. 912 00:41:26,910 --> 00:41:28,244 You think we can get this stuff in? 913 00:41:28,245 --> 00:41:30,787 If we can't, we can always leak it to the Times. 914 00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:32,790 All right. Let me get our guy on the horn. 915 00:41:34,042 --> 00:41:35,750 Just to be safe, I wouldn't say 500. 916 00:41:35,752 --> 00:41:39,213 I would say up to 500 metric tons. Continue. 917 00:41:39,215 --> 00:41:42,340 Some ask why Iraq is different from other countries 918 00:41:42,342 --> 00:41:43,842 that also have terrible weapons. 919 00:41:43,843 --> 00:41:45,676 While there are many dangers in this world, 920 00:41:45,677 --> 00:41:47,303 the threat from Iraq stands alone. 921 00:41:47,304 --> 00:41:49,638 Okay, I'll have to have this approved by the agency. 922 00:41:49,639 --> 00:41:51,015 Let me fax it over to Langley. 923 00:41:51,016 --> 00:41:53,016 I'll get in touch with Tenet. I'll get back to you 924 00:41:53,018 --> 00:41:54,934 Okay. 925 00:41:54,935 --> 00:41:58,271 George, it only takes about 10 tons of yellow cake 926 00:41:58,272 --> 00:41:59,773 to produce enough enriched uranium 927 00:41:59,774 --> 00:42:01,190 for a single nuclear weapon. 928 00:42:01,192 --> 00:42:03,192 Hank, I have already gone over this 929 00:42:03,193 --> 00:42:05,611 with the vice president's office and DOD. 930 00:42:05,612 --> 00:42:09,157 This information comes from a single foreign source. 931 00:42:09,158 --> 00:42:11,116 It has not been confirmed. 932 00:42:11,118 --> 00:42:12,659 And besides, Hank, 933 00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,579 it's not solid enough for the president 934 00:42:14,581 --> 00:42:16,080 to be out front with. Take it out. 935 00:42:16,081 --> 00:42:17,790 You're sure? 936 00:42:17,791 --> 00:42:19,792 I just can't go with it. 937 00:42:19,793 --> 00:42:21,627 Mulaka. 938 00:42:21,628 --> 00:42:24,380 # Robin Hood, Robin Hood... # 939 00:42:24,381 --> 00:42:26,005 Get me Mike again. 940 00:42:26,007 --> 00:42:27,548 Yeah? 941 00:42:27,549 --> 00:42:29,466 Sorry, Mike, you have take out the red meat 942 00:42:29,467 --> 00:42:32,010 but leave all the spice as you can. 943 00:42:32,012 --> 00:42:33,803 Okay, thanks. 944 00:42:33,805 --> 00:42:37,058 Slight change of plans. It's out. 945 00:42:37,059 --> 00:42:38,976 And we got a lot of work to do before Sports Camp. 946 00:42:42,730 --> 00:42:44,522 So, Karl, how long is this 947 00:42:44,523 --> 00:42:46,317 History Channel thing gonna take? 948 00:42:46,318 --> 00:42:48,109 Card scheduled it for 45 minutes. 949 00:42:48,110 --> 00:42:49,819 Come on, Spotty, this one's for you. 950 00:42:53,031 --> 00:42:54,031 God. 951 00:42:54,032 --> 00:42:55,240 Spotty's getting old. 952 00:42:55,241 --> 00:42:57,827 She needs a seeing-eye dog for herself. 953 00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:59,536 You know, once she was a great athlete. 954 00:42:59,537 --> 00:43:00,995 You should've seen her back then. 955 00:43:00,996 --> 00:43:02,455 She was like the DiMaggio of dogs. 956 00:43:02,457 --> 00:43:04,458 So you remember your lead? Yup. 957 00:43:04,459 --> 00:43:06,292 Point one: Ronald Reagan believed 958 00:43:06,294 --> 00:43:07,878 that everything happened for a reason 959 00:43:07,879 --> 00:43:10,212 and that we should strive to know and do the will of God. 960 00:43:13,175 --> 00:43:15,509 Looks like your balls been put through the wringer, Ari. 961 00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:17,093 What's up? - Helen Thomas. 962 00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:20,806 Oh, Barney, how many times do I gotta tell you? Stay back. 963 00:43:20,808 --> 00:43:22,183 And what else did I write down? 964 00:43:22,184 --> 00:43:23,183 Berlin Wall. 965 00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:24,392 Right. Cold War. 966 00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,394 Uh, Reagan didn't say, "Well, Mr. Gorbachev, 967 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:27,520 "will you please take down 968 00:43:27,521 --> 00:43:29,522 the top three bricks off the Berlin Wall?" 969 00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:31,607 He said, "Tear it down. Tear it all down." 970 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:32,609 And so they did. 971 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,609 Good boy, Barney. 972 00:43:33,610 --> 00:43:34,987 Memory's still the greatest. 973 00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:39,114 You know, I'm a lot more like him than my father. 974 00:43:39,115 --> 00:43:42,660 And the world has to know clearly where America stands. 975 00:43:42,661 --> 00:43:44,077 Yeah. 976 00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:46,370 Okay, so, what's that old battle-ax, Helen Thomas, 977 00:43:46,372 --> 00:43:47,456 ragging on about now? 978 00:43:47,457 --> 00:43:51,166 Did she say anything about, you know, Iraq? 979 00:43:51,168 --> 00:43:55,170 Uh, she was talking about secret plans 980 00:43:55,171 --> 00:43:57,340 for regime change there. 981 00:43:57,341 --> 00:43:59,298 You know the rap, "What makes Saddam different 982 00:43:59,299 --> 00:44:00,885 "from any other dictator? 983 00:44:00,886 --> 00:44:02,802 What right do we have to go to war with Iraq?" 984 00:44:02,804 --> 00:44:04,929 Did you tell her I don't like mud suckers 985 00:44:04,930 --> 00:44:06,223 who gas their own people? 986 00:44:07,351 --> 00:44:09,141 Tell her I don't like assholes 987 00:44:09,143 --> 00:44:10,268 that tried to kill my father? 988 00:44:10,269 --> 00:44:12,229 Did you--? Did you tell her that I'm gonna kick 989 00:44:12,230 --> 00:44:15,231 his sorry mother-freaking ass all over the Mideast? 990 00:44:15,232 --> 00:44:18,942 Well, I told her, uh, about half of that. 991 00:44:21,030 --> 00:44:22,779 Only half? 992 00:44:32,123 --> 00:44:35,125 Here's to turning 40 and looking 30. 993 00:44:35,126 --> 00:44:38,044 Nothing old about you except a few of your jokes. 994 00:44:38,046 --> 00:44:39,963 I think my jokes are funny. 995 00:44:41,299 --> 00:44:43,466 To the best thing that ever came out of 996 00:44:43,467 --> 00:44:46,719 a Texas back yard barbecue. 997 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:49,304 May all yours and Laura's dreams come true. 998 00:44:49,306 --> 00:44:50,888 Each and every one of them. 999 00:44:50,890 --> 00:44:52,599 It's baseball, you know. 1000 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,100 I think Bushie wants to be a baseball commissioner. 1001 00:44:55,102 --> 00:44:56,519 Why not? I love baseball. 1002 00:44:56,521 --> 00:44:58,187 After all the times I've gone, 1003 00:44:58,189 --> 00:44:59,939 I just never could get into it! 1004 00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:01,899 Hey, you know who I grew up dreaming to be, Spider? 1005 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:02,900 Who? 1006 00:45:02,901 --> 00:45:05,903 Willie "The Say Hey Kid" Mays. 1007 00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:08,947 The problem is you couldn't hit the curve ball and you're white. 1008 00:45:08,948 --> 00:45:12,241 Ah, that's right, I am white. I'm white. 1009 00:45:12,243 --> 00:45:13,493 Phone call for you, Mr. Bush. 1010 00:45:13,494 --> 00:45:14,912 Whoa, Buddy Holly. 1011 00:45:16,705 --> 00:45:17,705 Who is it? 1012 00:45:17,706 --> 00:45:19,457 The vice president, sir. 1013 00:45:19,458 --> 00:45:21,333 Oh. 1014 00:45:21,335 --> 00:45:23,251 All right. All right, I'll get that. 1015 00:45:23,252 --> 00:45:25,128 It's time to get serious. 1016 00:45:25,129 --> 00:45:27,089 I'll see you in a while. - Tell him I said hello. 1017 00:45:27,091 --> 00:45:28,841 All right, I'll tell him you said hello. 1018 00:45:28,842 --> 00:45:31,218 You guys-- I'll be right back. 1019 00:45:34,931 --> 00:45:36,598 Poppy. 1020 00:45:36,599 --> 00:45:39,058 Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, son. 1021 00:45:39,059 --> 00:45:40,685 Oh, thank you. 1022 00:45:40,686 --> 00:45:42,020 Hope you're enjoying yourself. 1023 00:45:42,021 --> 00:45:43,854 Oh, I am, very much so. Thank you, sir. 1024 00:45:43,855 --> 00:45:45,356 How--? How's Laura? 1025 00:45:45,357 --> 00:45:48,859 Mm, sweet as ever. 1026 00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:50,444 They're back home in Midland. 1027 00:45:50,445 --> 00:45:52,862 You know, we were just hoping to get some alone time. 1028 00:45:52,863 --> 00:45:54,197 A good thing. 1029 00:45:54,199 --> 00:45:57,534 Your mother and I, we-- We rarely get that. 1030 00:45:57,536 --> 00:46:00,412 You know, I'm, uh-- I'm gearing up to run in '88. 1031 00:46:00,414 --> 00:46:02,955 Oh, yes, sir. 1032 00:46:02,957 --> 00:46:04,957 Your brother Jeb can't get away from Florida. 1033 00:46:06,710 --> 00:46:08,169 How'd you like to lend a hand? 1034 00:46:10,421 --> 00:46:12,465 In what way? 1035 00:46:12,466 --> 00:46:15,340 Would you be up willing to come to Washington? 1036 00:46:15,342 --> 00:46:16,761 Help me run my campaign? 1037 00:46:23,143 --> 00:46:24,057 Um... 1038 00:46:26,104 --> 00:46:27,895 Yes or no? 1039 00:46:29,023 --> 00:46:31,524 We'll do the-- We'll do the river. 1040 00:46:31,525 --> 00:46:32,900 So, what did he have to say? 1041 00:46:32,902 --> 00:46:34,777 Well, 1042 00:46:34,778 --> 00:46:36,612 looks like we're moving to D.C. 1043 00:46:36,613 --> 00:46:38,489 Oh. 1044 00:46:38,490 --> 00:46:39,907 All right. 1045 00:46:39,908 --> 00:46:42,533 Hey, all right. - Yeah. 1046 00:46:42,535 --> 00:46:43,535 Great. - Good news. 1047 00:46:46,331 --> 00:46:47,747 All right. 1048 00:46:47,748 --> 00:46:50,417 # Happy birthday to you # 1049 00:46:50,419 --> 00:46:51,708 Oh--! Oh! 1050 00:46:52,837 --> 00:46:57,046 # Happy birthday to you # 1051 00:46:57,048 --> 00:47:01,301 # Happy birthday, dear George # 1052 00:47:01,302 --> 00:47:02,427 Oh, come on now. 1053 00:47:02,429 --> 00:47:06,431 # Happy birthday to you... # 1054 00:47:20,945 --> 00:47:22,280 Good morning. 1055 00:47:24,198 --> 00:47:25,950 Well, Jan beat me 6 to 1. 1056 00:47:25,951 --> 00:47:27,700 I'm never gonna be any good at that game. 1057 00:47:27,701 --> 00:47:28,785 I think it's because I drank 1058 00:47:28,786 --> 00:47:32,080 almost as much as you last night. 1059 00:47:32,081 --> 00:47:33,414 You all right there? 1060 00:47:33,415 --> 00:47:36,207 No. I can't go on like this. 1061 00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:37,251 I'm through. 1062 00:47:37,252 --> 00:47:38,502 Through what? 1063 00:47:38,503 --> 00:47:39,629 Drinking. 1064 00:47:39,630 --> 00:47:41,295 Well, everyone knows you're trying. 1065 00:47:42,841 --> 00:47:44,591 Why don't you take today off? 1066 00:47:44,592 --> 00:47:45,967 Stay in bed. 1067 00:47:45,969 --> 00:47:48,888 No, I gotta do my miles. 1068 00:47:48,889 --> 00:47:50,846 My 3 miles. 1069 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,684 I'll suck it up. 1070 00:47:54,643 --> 00:47:56,018 You know, George, 1071 00:47:56,019 --> 00:47:59,438 Washington is gonna be a big change for us. 1072 00:47:59,439 --> 00:48:01,105 For the girls. 1073 00:48:02,943 --> 00:48:06,153 Your father is running for president. 1074 00:48:06,154 --> 00:48:10,782 I think it's so nice of him to show such confidence in you. 1075 00:48:10,784 --> 00:48:13,534 You could not have asked for a better birthday present. 1076 00:48:13,536 --> 00:48:16,370 Confidence? He only called me because Jeb wasn't available. 1077 00:48:16,371 --> 00:48:18,205 The point is, he asked you. 1078 00:48:18,206 --> 00:48:20,124 He wants you, Bushie. 1079 00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:22,041 Why do you do this to yourself? Why? 1080 00:48:26,882 --> 00:48:28,173 You gonna throw up? 1081 00:48:30,134 --> 00:48:31,342 Three miles. 1082 00:49:52,543 --> 00:49:55,171 You are my God and savior. 1083 00:49:55,172 --> 00:49:57,965 I always trust thee. 1084 00:49:57,967 --> 00:50:00,342 In Jesus' name, Amen. 1085 00:50:00,343 --> 00:50:01,384 Amen. 1086 00:50:01,385 --> 00:50:02,886 Amen. 1087 00:50:02,888 --> 00:50:05,012 We'll see you all next week. 1088 00:50:05,013 --> 00:50:06,556 Thank you. 1089 00:50:06,557 --> 00:50:08,807 God bless you. - Thank you. 1090 00:50:14,647 --> 00:50:17,024 You hit a dry well, you keep on drilling. 1091 00:50:17,025 --> 00:50:18,650 All right. 1092 00:50:18,651 --> 00:50:21,611 Thank you very much, sir. Bye-bye. 1093 00:50:30,329 --> 00:50:31,246 Earle. 1094 00:50:32,539 --> 00:50:35,083 There's always this weight on me. 1095 00:50:35,084 --> 00:50:36,917 This heaviness. 1096 00:50:36,918 --> 00:50:40,420 And no matter how many times I come here or go to church, 1097 00:50:40,421 --> 00:50:43,507 that weight just won't lift. 1098 00:50:47,053 --> 00:50:48,510 W, 1099 00:50:49,638 --> 00:50:54,184 the Christian life is not a constant high. 1100 00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:57,270 I got my moments of deep discontentment. 1101 00:50:57,271 --> 00:50:59,019 And I got to go to God, just like you, 1102 00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:00,939 and say, "God, please help me." 1103 00:51:00,941 --> 00:51:03,482 Yeah, but all I am is name. 1104 00:51:03,484 --> 00:51:06,235 You know, people say that I was born with a silver spoon, 1105 00:51:06,237 --> 00:51:07,947 but they don't know the burden it carries. 1106 00:51:08,656 --> 00:51:10,406 I believe you, W. 1107 00:51:10,407 --> 00:51:13,742 And that's all right. You know, that's okay. 1108 00:51:13,743 --> 00:51:15,286 Now, look. 1109 00:51:17,413 --> 00:51:21,126 Look what you have achieved. 1110 00:51:21,127 --> 00:51:24,754 almost six months that you haven't touched a drink, 1111 00:51:24,755 --> 00:51:27,172 Well, the good Lord sees that and he's proud of you. 1112 00:51:27,173 --> 00:51:28,882 We're all proud of you. 1113 00:51:30,260 --> 00:51:31,677 The worst thing you could ever say 1114 00:51:31,678 --> 00:51:34,262 in your life are the words: 1115 00:51:34,263 --> 00:51:37,057 "If only I could live it over again." 1116 00:51:37,058 --> 00:51:39,351 No. 1117 00:51:39,352 --> 00:51:42,478 Born again, W, that's what you are. 1118 00:51:42,479 --> 00:51:44,479 God has spoken to you. 1119 00:51:44,481 --> 00:51:47,191 We've all sinned, Lord knows. 1120 00:51:47,192 --> 00:51:50,275 But it's what you've learned that matters. 1121 00:51:50,277 --> 00:51:51,278 You hear me, George? 1122 00:51:51,279 --> 00:51:52,530 Yes, sir. 1123 00:51:52,531 --> 00:51:54,530 I do, I-- I hear you, Reverend, I really do. 1124 00:51:54,531 --> 00:51:57,283 For God so loved the world 1125 00:51:57,284 --> 00:51:59,786 that he gave his only begotten son 1126 00:51:59,787 --> 00:52:03,497 that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish 1127 00:52:03,498 --> 00:52:06,584 but shall have everlasting life. 1128 00:52:06,585 --> 00:52:09,419 John 3:16. 1129 00:52:09,421 --> 00:52:13,256 Now, take the baton. Reach out. 1130 00:52:13,258 --> 00:52:14,842 And beginning today, 1131 00:52:14,843 --> 00:52:17,135 I want you to treat everybody that you meet, 1132 00:52:17,136 --> 00:52:19,804 your friends, your enemies, everybody, 1133 00:52:19,805 --> 00:52:22,514 like they were gonna be dead at midnight. 1134 00:52:22,516 --> 00:52:24,141 Yes, sir. 1135 00:52:24,142 --> 00:52:28,438 You give that person all the love that's in you, son, 1136 00:52:28,439 --> 00:52:30,189 and do it without any thought of reward, 1137 00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:32,566 and your life, I promise you, 1138 00:52:32,568 --> 00:52:34,524 will never be the same again. 1139 00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:41,866 You stay with it, W, 1140 00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:43,284 because I can tell you, 1141 00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:47,580 straight as A meets up and mates with B, you are one of us now. 1142 00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:50,290 And you will never be alone now that you're one of us. 1143 00:52:50,291 --> 00:52:52,542 Okay? Yeah? 1144 00:52:52,543 --> 00:52:54,045 From all walks of life, 1145 00:52:54,046 --> 00:52:58,507 we are a country of wounded sinners. 1146 00:52:58,508 --> 00:53:00,757 A nation, a Christian nation. 1147 00:53:00,759 --> 00:53:04,804 There are millions of us born again. 1148 00:53:08,809 --> 00:53:10,977 Can I ask you, Earle, to pray with me? 1149 00:53:10,978 --> 00:53:13,646 It would be my pride and joy to pray with you, son. 1150 00:53:13,647 --> 00:53:15,188 Thank you, sir. 1151 00:53:21,779 --> 00:53:23,070 Heavenly Father, 1152 00:53:23,072 --> 00:53:25,488 we humbly thank you 1153 00:53:25,490 --> 00:53:28,033 for giving our servant, George, 1154 00:53:28,034 --> 00:53:30,828 the wisdom, the strength and the understanding 1155 00:53:30,829 --> 00:53:33,413 to know the power of your ways. 1156 00:53:33,414 --> 00:53:37,333 And may he always see the light even in his darkest days. 1157 00:53:37,335 --> 00:53:41,005 In Jesus' holy name, Amen. 1158 00:53:41,006 --> 00:53:42,671 Amen. 1159 00:53:44,592 --> 00:53:46,300 A setup job. 1160 00:53:46,301 --> 00:53:50,637 Look, I'm a devout Christian. Been one all my life. 1161 00:53:50,639 --> 00:53:53,682 No need for me to say I've been reborn. 1162 00:53:53,683 --> 00:53:54,725 No, we're not looking 1163 00:53:54,727 --> 00:53:57,226 to put words in your mouth sir. Far from it. 1164 00:53:57,227 --> 00:53:59,937 Only to help you be understood by our community 1165 00:53:59,938 --> 00:54:02,650 who do not understand you at all. 1166 00:54:02,651 --> 00:54:04,900 Look, Pop, if you say no it's gonna cost you votes. 1167 00:54:04,901 --> 00:54:07,737 And Karl here knows his stuff, and these men want you to win. 1168 00:54:07,738 --> 00:54:13,074 It's just a matter of coding, Poppy. I-- I mean-- 1169 00:54:13,076 --> 00:54:16,829 It's all right. Genius Boy, sometimes he thinks he's me. 1170 00:54:16,830 --> 00:54:22,207 Well, it's rephrasing things so that you connect to the base. 1171 00:54:22,209 --> 00:54:24,669 I-- I can show you this metric data, if you like. 1172 00:54:24,670 --> 00:54:27,422 No, listen. I appreciate your support. 1173 00:54:27,423 --> 00:54:29,215 Obviously need it. 1174 00:54:29,216 --> 00:54:32,009 Trying to learn the lingo, but-- 1175 00:54:32,011 --> 00:54:35,304 Still an old-school Episcopalian you're looking at. 1176 00:54:35,305 --> 00:54:39,933 Junior here, I mean W, is the real born-again. 1177 00:54:41,185 --> 00:54:44,104 All right, gentlemen. Thank you. Thanks a bunch. 1178 00:54:44,105 --> 00:54:45,856 Thank you, Mr. Vice President. 1179 00:54:45,857 --> 00:54:47,565 Thank you. 1180 00:54:47,566 --> 00:54:49,190 Thank you, John. 1181 00:54:58,117 --> 00:54:59,410 They all act like businessmen, 1182 00:54:59,411 --> 00:55:01,663 but they're screamers and temple burners. 1183 00:55:01,664 --> 00:55:03,204 Come on, Pop. They're all prot�g�s 1184 00:55:03,206 --> 00:55:05,916 of Billy Graham, and from Texas. 1185 00:55:05,917 --> 00:55:08,709 Look, this is a big-time change going on out there. 1186 00:55:08,710 --> 00:55:10,377 People are hungering for faith. 1187 00:55:10,378 --> 00:55:13,923 Your mother said you're really reborn. 1188 00:55:13,924 --> 00:55:15,674 Well, as long as you stop drinking 1189 00:55:15,676 --> 00:55:17,592 you can call it what you want. 1190 00:55:17,594 --> 00:55:19,763 I'm not comfortable with this stuff. 1191 00:55:19,764 --> 00:55:21,429 Inauthentic. 1192 00:55:21,431 --> 00:55:22,973 Nixon did stuff like that. 1193 00:55:22,975 --> 00:55:25,809 I'm trusting you to vet everything. 1194 00:55:25,810 --> 00:55:28,144 I'm just looking for every edge, Poppy. 1195 00:55:28,146 --> 00:55:29,396 Check this spot out. 1196 00:55:33,860 --> 00:55:36,151 Bush and Dukakis on crime. 1197 00:55:36,152 --> 00:55:39,613 Bush supports the death penalty for first-degree murderers. 1198 00:55:39,614 --> 00:55:41,616 Dukakis not only opposes the death penalty 1199 00:55:41,617 --> 00:55:43,117 he allowed first-degree murderers 1200 00:55:43,119 --> 00:55:45,578 to have weekend passes from prison. 1201 00:55:45,579 --> 00:55:47,621 One was Willie Horton who murdered a boy 1202 00:55:47,622 --> 00:55:50,040 in a robbery, stabbing him 19 times. 1203 00:55:50,041 --> 00:55:51,833 Despite a life sentence, 1204 00:55:51,834 --> 00:55:54,920 Horton received 10 weekend passes from prison. 1205 00:55:54,921 --> 00:55:57,297 Horton fled, kidnapped a young couple, 1206 00:55:57,298 --> 00:56:00,091 stabbing the man and repeatedly raping his girlfriend. 1207 00:56:00,092 --> 00:56:02,218 Weekend prison passes, Dukakis on-- 1208 00:56:02,219 --> 00:56:03,635 Okay. 1209 00:56:03,637 --> 00:56:06,388 Now, this guy Willie Horton's gonna be a household name. 1210 00:56:06,390 --> 00:56:08,056 This and Dukakis in that silly helmet 1211 00:56:08,057 --> 00:56:10,516 sitting in the tank are gonna put you over this town, Poppy. 1212 00:56:10,517 --> 00:56:11,518 I guarantee it. 1213 00:56:11,519 --> 00:56:13,520 Strong stuff. 1214 00:56:13,521 --> 00:56:15,522 Naughty. 1215 00:56:15,523 --> 00:56:18,024 But you can't run this through the campaign. 1216 00:56:18,026 --> 00:56:20,526 You've got to use another pipeline. 1217 00:56:20,528 --> 00:56:22,612 I'm ahead of you, Poppy, don't you worry. 1218 00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:24,988 We outsourced it to the National Security PAC. 1219 00:56:24,990 --> 00:56:27,199 Roger Ailes and his group, they funded it. 1220 00:56:28,325 --> 00:56:30,451 Well, that's good work, son. 1221 00:56:30,452 --> 00:56:31,452 Really good. 1222 00:56:33,164 --> 00:56:34,872 Earning your spurs now. 1223 00:56:34,873 --> 00:56:36,208 Thank you, sir. 1224 00:56:41,339 --> 00:56:42,629 Shh, shh, shh! 1225 00:56:42,631 --> 00:56:44,381 Here is Tom Brokaw, NBC News. 1226 00:56:44,382 --> 00:56:45,841 Good evening once again. 1227 00:56:45,842 --> 00:56:47,843 Vice President George Bush, who's been living 1228 00:56:47,844 --> 00:56:49,928 in government housing for the past eight years, 1229 00:56:49,930 --> 00:56:51,554 will continue to live in government-- 1230 00:56:57,061 --> 00:57:01,229 George Bush is President Elect of the United States. 1231 00:57:07,571 --> 00:57:09,445 We should send Willie Horton a fruit basket. 1232 00:57:09,446 --> 00:57:11,531 That's a good idea. 1233 00:57:13,701 --> 00:57:15,285 You look down, what is it? 1234 00:57:16,329 --> 00:57:17,704 Congratulations. Well, 1235 00:57:17,705 --> 00:57:19,204 I'm just tired. 1236 00:57:23,084 --> 00:57:25,503 Just wondering what's gonna happen now, you know, Karl? 1237 00:57:25,504 --> 00:57:27,337 What do you mean? 1238 00:57:27,339 --> 00:57:28,339 Well... 1239 00:57:30,009 --> 00:57:33,427 ...my father's not gonna give me a position, because he can't. 1240 00:57:33,428 --> 00:57:35,261 And I'm not gonna sit around, 1241 00:57:35,262 --> 00:57:38,264 become a lobbyist. That's for sure. 1242 00:57:38,266 --> 00:57:39,348 George, 1243 00:57:42,978 --> 00:57:47,649 I've been a lifelong student of political horseflesh 1244 00:57:47,650 --> 00:57:51,610 and from what I see, you've got a natural talent. 1245 00:57:51,611 --> 00:57:54,863 Got the people touch. 1246 00:57:54,864 --> 00:57:57,491 But you need to go out in the world 1247 00:57:57,492 --> 00:57:59,116 and do something. 1248 00:57:59,117 --> 00:58:00,703 I-- I don't know how else to say it, 1249 00:58:00,704 --> 00:58:04,455 but you haven't done jack-shit yet. 1250 00:58:08,584 --> 00:58:10,168 George. 1251 00:58:11,338 --> 00:58:13,630 George, come on to bed. 1252 00:58:13,632 --> 00:58:17,425 Rove hit me with a 2-by-4 of truth tonight. 1253 00:58:17,426 --> 00:58:19,220 Yeah, what was that? 1254 00:58:19,221 --> 00:58:21,972 That I'll never get out of Poppy's shadow. 1255 00:58:21,973 --> 00:58:25,100 They'll all keep saying, "What's the boy ever done?" 1256 00:58:25,101 --> 00:58:27,727 I mean, who ever remembers the son of a president? 1257 00:58:29,188 --> 00:58:32,898 John Quincy Adams. 1258 00:58:32,899 --> 00:58:35,776 Yeah, but that was, like, 300 years ago, wasn't it? 1259 00:58:36,820 --> 00:58:38,696 You know what? I wish he'd lost. 1260 00:58:38,698 --> 00:58:40,113 What? 1261 00:58:41,408 --> 00:58:42,657 How can you say that? 1262 00:58:42,659 --> 00:58:43,740 I don't know. 1263 00:58:43,741 --> 00:58:45,368 I got crazy, mixed feelings about it. 1264 00:58:45,369 --> 00:58:47,328 What are you talking about? 1265 00:58:47,329 --> 00:58:49,080 You helped him win the presidency. 1266 00:58:49,081 --> 00:58:50,957 You gained his respect. 1267 00:58:50,958 --> 00:58:53,792 No matter what I do, it's just never gonna be enough. 1268 00:58:53,793 --> 00:58:56,086 Okay? Never. 1269 00:58:59,091 --> 00:59:01,217 What's the bottom line, George? 1270 00:59:01,219 --> 00:59:02,593 That Baghdad has 1271 00:59:02,594 --> 00:59:04,303 chemical and biological weapons. 1272 00:59:04,304 --> 00:59:05,847 And currently active, no question. 1273 00:59:05,848 --> 00:59:07,806 Nukes? In some stage or other? 1274 00:59:07,807 --> 00:59:09,433 Well, that's still problematic, sir. 1275 00:59:09,434 --> 00:59:12,101 We say not yet, but with moderate confidence we can say 1276 00:59:12,102 --> 00:59:14,604 they will have them by 2007, 2009. 1277 00:59:14,605 --> 00:59:15,938 Hm. 1278 00:59:15,939 --> 00:59:17,898 But this guy has got anthrax, 1279 00:59:17,899 --> 00:59:22,193 mustard gas, sarin, VX, as much as 500 tons of CBW. 1280 00:59:22,194 --> 00:59:23,737 But given the dual-use provisions 1281 00:59:23,738 --> 00:59:25,739 of the U.N. sanctions, we can't prove intent. 1282 00:59:25,740 --> 00:59:26,949 Until he launches. 1283 00:59:26,950 --> 00:59:28,659 Their military is deteriorated. 1284 00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:30,451 Infrastructure's shattered-- 1285 00:59:30,452 --> 00:59:33,164 Why is British Intelligence telling us now 1286 00:59:33,165 --> 00:59:35,248 that this guy is trying to buy up 1287 00:59:35,249 --> 00:59:38,125 a few hundred tons of yellow cake from Niger? 1288 00:59:38,126 --> 00:59:39,669 We have no backup on that. 1289 00:59:39,670 --> 00:59:40,669 We don't. 1290 00:59:40,670 --> 00:59:44,381 Well, we know this: 1291 00:59:44,382 --> 00:59:47,049 that Saddam is talking to Zarqawi, 1292 00:59:47,050 --> 00:59:48,552 who is talking to al Qaeda, 1293 00:59:48,553 --> 00:59:52,138 and Atta met Saddam's Intel chief in Czechoslovakia. 1294 00:59:52,139 --> 00:59:54,642 There is no doubt that they're linked. 1295 00:59:54,643 --> 00:59:56,892 No doubt, Dick? 1296 00:59:56,894 --> 00:59:58,728 No doubt at all? 1297 01:00:00,438 --> 01:00:02,606 No doubt, Colin. 1298 01:00:06,861 --> 01:00:08,487 What do you say, Rummy? 1299 01:00:08,488 --> 01:00:11,655 Sir, the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. 1300 01:00:11,657 --> 01:00:13,742 Just because you do not have evidence 1301 01:00:13,743 --> 01:00:15,284 that something does exist, 1302 01:00:15,285 --> 01:00:17,036 does not mean you have-- 1303 01:00:17,038 --> 01:00:19,162 Can your Intel say where these WMDs are? 1304 01:00:19,163 --> 01:00:23,000 Well, my people think they've found something 1305 01:00:23,001 --> 01:00:25,377 in the area around Tikrit. 1306 01:00:27,546 --> 01:00:29,881 But we also have leads around Baghdad 1307 01:00:29,883 --> 01:00:33,092 and to the areas east, west, south, 1308 01:00:33,093 --> 01:00:34,260 and north somewhat. 1309 01:00:34,261 --> 01:00:36,887 Well, let's find them, Rummy. 1310 01:00:36,888 --> 01:00:38,807 We know this guy Saddam's hiding stuff. 1311 01:00:38,808 --> 01:00:41,809 We know the U.N.'s one big international mosh pit. 1312 01:00:41,810 --> 01:00:43,393 We got a lot of maybes, and probablys 1313 01:00:43,394 --> 01:00:44,604 and buts from Brother George, 1314 01:00:44,606 --> 01:00:46,230 which John Q. Public ain't gonna buy. 1315 01:00:46,231 --> 01:00:47,898 Sir, we can present better, 1316 01:00:47,899 --> 01:00:50,024 but we don't have nukes. 1317 01:00:50,026 --> 01:00:52,402 What we have is a slam-dunk on the others. 1318 01:00:52,404 --> 01:00:53,695 Slam-dunk? 1319 01:00:53,696 --> 01:00:56,031 What--? What you been drinking, Brother George? 1320 01:00:56,032 --> 01:00:58,073 I think what you need is to bring in some lawyers 1321 01:00:58,075 --> 01:01:00,243 who can argue cases in front of juries to help you. 1322 01:01:00,244 --> 01:01:02,621 Because th-these snapshots and Iraqi gobbledygook 1323 01:01:02,622 --> 01:01:04,872 on tape is just another bunch of bullshit. 1324 01:01:04,874 --> 01:01:07,249 Sir, you know, whatever we come up with 1325 01:01:07,250 --> 01:01:08,709 the United Nations is gonna want 1326 01:01:08,711 --> 01:01:11,254 more time and another resolution. 1327 01:01:11,255 --> 01:01:12,379 The old Europe. 1328 01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:14,548 Your father went to the U.N., Mr. President, 1329 01:01:14,549 --> 01:01:17,216 and it took him six months as I remember, 1330 01:01:17,217 --> 01:01:18,426 but he got his resolution. 1331 01:01:18,428 --> 01:01:19,803 And he got Congress too. 1332 01:01:19,804 --> 01:01:21,097 My gosh, Colin, 1333 01:01:21,098 --> 01:01:23,140 you're the finest military man in this room, 1334 01:01:23,141 --> 01:01:24,641 we all know that. 1335 01:01:24,642 --> 01:01:27,893 But don't you think the Gulf War days are long gone? 1336 01:01:27,894 --> 01:01:32,355 Do we really need six months and half a million men 1337 01:01:32,357 --> 01:01:35,859 to knock off a tin-pot dictator with a ragtag army? 1338 01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:37,944 You're right, Don, I am a military man. 1339 01:01:37,945 --> 01:01:41,697 And you more than anyone in this room 1340 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:44,617 learned the lessons of Vietnam. 1341 01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:49,871 Now, I think we're all adults in this room 1342 01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:52,708 and we recognize that 9/11, 1343 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,835 no matter how horrific it was, 1344 01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:56,336 and it was, 1345 01:01:56,338 --> 01:02:00,507 was also an opportunity this time for us to get it right. 1346 01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:04,134 Drain the swamp. 1347 01:02:04,136 --> 01:02:09,265 Sweep up all the bad guys in one big move. 1348 01:02:09,267 --> 01:02:11,517 Things related and not. 1349 01:02:11,518 --> 01:02:13,436 Otherwise, sir, 1350 01:02:13,437 --> 01:02:14,979 they will be back. 1351 01:02:14,980 --> 01:02:17,147 I thought we just did that, Don, in Afghanistan. 1352 01:02:17,148 --> 01:02:19,108 Maybe we keep the focus on sweeping up bin Laden. 1353 01:02:19,110 --> 01:02:20,566 Goodness gracious, 1354 01:02:20,568 --> 01:02:23,612 if you want to call Afghanistan a war, Colin. 1355 01:02:23,613 --> 01:02:27,031 You know there were no real targets to bomb there. 1356 01:02:27,033 --> 01:02:30,117 It was an exercise. In any case, 1357 01:02:30,118 --> 01:02:33,829 if we don't act, all of us will be out of here in 2004. 1358 01:02:33,830 --> 01:02:35,622 And that's the bottom line. 1359 01:02:35,623 --> 01:02:37,500 So this is all about politics, Karl? 1360 01:02:37,501 --> 01:02:40,209 I'm really confused as to what you're doing in this room. 1361 01:02:40,210 --> 01:02:42,046 Okay, let's stay on message here. 1362 01:02:42,047 --> 01:02:45,173 Look, Genius Boy is just here to listen, not talk. 1363 01:02:45,174 --> 01:02:47,758 You see, sir, 1364 01:02:47,759 --> 01:02:50,136 what I'm pressing for here is-- 1365 01:02:50,137 --> 01:02:52,554 Is why? 1366 01:02:52,555 --> 01:02:55,307 Why are we doing this? 1367 01:02:55,308 --> 01:02:57,601 Why Iraq? Why now? 1368 01:02:57,603 --> 01:02:59,519 We discussed that already, Colin. 1369 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,522 We had America protected September 11th, 1370 01:03:03,524 --> 01:03:06,484 that is, if people had been doing their jobs right. 1371 01:03:06,486 --> 01:03:08,611 But we blew it. 1372 01:03:08,612 --> 01:03:12,616 And now instead of taking down these 10,000 al Qaeda lunatics 1373 01:03:12,617 --> 01:03:14,992 in the mountains of Pakistan with special operations, 1374 01:03:14,994 --> 01:03:17,329 we're way outside of the box on this thing. 1375 01:03:17,330 --> 01:03:19,203 Why aren't we trusting the system? 1376 01:03:20,957 --> 01:03:23,168 Why have we veered off to this place, 1377 01:03:23,169 --> 01:03:25,126 where we accept without debate 1378 01:03:25,127 --> 01:03:26,920 that a preemptive strike on Iraq 1379 01:03:26,921 --> 01:03:29,130 can defeat terrorism better than police action 1380 01:03:29,131 --> 01:03:31,676 or Intel agencies that actually share information? 1381 01:03:31,677 --> 01:03:33,550 I just don't get it, Mr. President, I don't, 1382 01:03:33,551 --> 01:03:35,303 because I am a soldier. 1383 01:03:35,304 --> 01:03:36,929 And I'd be mighty sure 1384 01:03:36,930 --> 01:03:40,140 before I put young American lives at risk. 1385 01:03:40,141 --> 01:03:41,184 Here we are-- 1386 01:03:41,185 --> 01:03:42,893 Okay, Secretary Powell-- 1387 01:03:42,894 --> 01:03:45,980 Let me finish. 1388 01:03:48,315 --> 01:03:50,274 Here we are 1389 01:03:50,276 --> 01:03:53,945 changing the whole way we do business 1390 01:03:53,946 --> 01:03:55,988 in response to a small but dedicated enemy 1391 01:03:55,989 --> 01:03:58,867 hiding out in caves and jungles. 1392 01:03:58,869 --> 01:04:00,409 Are we losing our perspective here? 1393 01:04:00,410 --> 01:04:02,453 We changed our perspective. 1394 01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:07,790 The Trade Center was bombed in '93. 1395 01:04:07,792 --> 01:04:10,544 We had a huge attack on Oklahoma in '95. 1396 01:04:10,545 --> 01:04:13,797 And those who did it are in jail or dead. 1397 01:04:13,798 --> 01:04:15,548 Big difference. 1398 01:04:15,549 --> 01:04:17,633 Oklahoma terrorists 1399 01:04:17,634 --> 01:04:21,679 didn't have anthrax or nukes. 1400 01:04:21,681 --> 01:04:24,390 Colin, I swear, 1401 01:04:24,391 --> 01:04:26,808 you're beginning to sound like Neville Chamberlain. 1402 01:04:26,809 --> 01:04:28,811 Don't patronize me, Mr. Five Deferments. 1403 01:04:28,812 --> 01:04:31,438 Save that for speeches to veterans. Neville Chamberlain. 1404 01:04:31,439 --> 01:04:33,189 You think, really-- 1405 01:04:33,191 --> 01:04:36,859 You think, with all your diplomatic bullshit 1406 01:04:36,860 --> 01:04:38,987 that you can appease Islamic fascists 1407 01:04:38,988 --> 01:04:41,322 who are as nuts as Hitler? 1408 01:04:43,659 --> 01:04:46,411 You wanna know what I see, Mr. President? 1409 01:04:46,412 --> 01:04:49,704 I see a world where in about 25 years, 1410 01:04:49,705 --> 01:04:53,292 America's reserves are gone. 1411 01:04:53,293 --> 01:04:54,542 Done. 1412 01:04:54,544 --> 01:04:57,422 Demand is up 30, 40 percent. 1413 01:04:57,423 --> 01:04:59,672 And we have two oceans 1414 01:04:59,673 --> 01:05:03,133 blocking us from the world reserves. 1415 01:05:03,134 --> 01:05:06,721 You think we're gonna have allies then? 1416 01:05:06,722 --> 01:05:09,723 We're at 5 percent of the world's population. 1417 01:05:09,724 --> 01:05:13,269 We use 25 percent of its energy. 1418 01:05:13,270 --> 01:05:16,063 You think Russia and China are gonna help us out 1419 01:05:16,064 --> 01:05:19,357 when they need those resources themselves? 1420 01:05:19,359 --> 01:05:23,361 Eighty percent of the world's future energy reserves 1421 01:05:23,362 --> 01:05:25,279 are right here in Eurasia, 1422 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:28,199 where the prize ultimately lies. 1423 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:32,035 Oil, gas, water. 1424 01:05:32,036 --> 01:05:35,789 Iraq alone, 10 percent of the world's reserves. 1425 01:05:35,791 --> 01:05:40,459 Sixty of 80 oil fields are still undeveloped. 1426 01:05:40,460 --> 01:05:43,462 And probably another 100 billion gallons in their western desert. 1427 01:05:43,464 --> 01:05:45,048 They are floating in a sea of oil. 1428 01:05:45,049 --> 01:05:46,925 We have bases in more than 1429 01:05:46,927 --> 01:05:48,926 120 countries all over the world. 1430 01:05:48,927 --> 01:05:51,638 If we include Iraq, look what happens. 1431 01:05:54,641 --> 01:05:59,102 We are at the fertile, chokepoint of civilization. 1432 01:05:59,103 --> 01:06:01,272 The Tigris, Euphrates, the biblical cradle. 1433 01:06:02,732 --> 01:06:03,774 We drain this swamp, 1434 01:06:03,775 --> 01:06:05,775 like Don says. 1435 01:06:05,777 --> 01:06:07,235 We rebuild it. 1436 01:06:07,236 --> 01:06:09,737 We develop its resources to the maximum. 1437 01:06:09,739 --> 01:06:10,945 They own it, 1438 01:06:10,947 --> 01:06:12,072 we run it. 1439 01:06:12,073 --> 01:06:13,448 Pipelines, sea lanes. 1440 01:06:13,449 --> 01:06:15,493 Their resources finance the reconstruction. 1441 01:06:15,494 --> 01:06:16,785 A nexus of power 1442 01:06:16,786 --> 01:06:19,122 that won't be broken in our lifetime. 1443 01:06:19,123 --> 01:06:21,831 If we stick to the plan. 1444 01:06:21,832 --> 01:06:26,045 So, what is our real exit strategy on Iraq, Dick? 1445 01:06:32,426 --> 01:06:34,134 There is no exit. 1446 01:06:37,264 --> 01:06:39,138 We stay. 1447 01:06:45,230 --> 01:06:48,232 Spoken like a true oilman. 1448 01:06:48,233 --> 01:06:50,733 You were part of the plan, Colin, back in the '90s. 1449 01:06:50,734 --> 01:06:52,652 You-- You backed our dominance in weaponry, 1450 01:06:52,654 --> 01:06:54,154 space, cyber, electronic. 1451 01:06:54,155 --> 01:06:56,322 You agreed that we would never allow 1452 01:06:56,323 --> 01:06:59,282 another military-economic rival to emerge against us again. 1453 01:06:59,284 --> 01:07:01,534 So I don't understand-- Turning these weapons loose 1454 01:07:01,536 --> 01:07:03,746 on terrorists is like trying to hit an ant in the ass 1455 01:07:03,747 --> 01:07:05,205 with an elephant gun. 1456 01:07:05,206 --> 01:07:07,624 We invoke preemption. Preventive war, you call it. 1457 01:07:07,625 --> 01:07:09,710 The right to use nukes whenever we see fit. 1458 01:07:09,711 --> 01:07:11,252 And I guarantee you, Paul, 1459 01:07:11,254 --> 01:07:13,671 we will be in a forever war everywhere. 1460 01:07:13,672 --> 01:07:16,341 Three, four wars at a time. 1461 01:07:16,342 --> 01:07:19,260 That's not New World Order, that's a world gone mad. 1462 01:07:19,262 --> 01:07:21,846 There's got to be some global cooperation here. 1463 01:07:21,847 --> 01:07:24,640 No one's against cooperation, Colin, you know that. 1464 01:07:24,641 --> 01:07:26,642 As long as we're calling the shots. 1465 01:07:26,643 --> 01:07:28,851 Which gets us back to reality. 1466 01:07:28,852 --> 01:07:30,270 Lest we forget... 1467 01:07:31,688 --> 01:07:34,440 ...where do you see a lack of American presence? 1468 01:07:34,441 --> 01:07:36,274 Right in the heart of it all. 1469 01:07:36,275 --> 01:07:37,777 What's missing? 1470 01:07:38,863 --> 01:07:41,154 Iran. 1471 01:07:42,365 --> 01:07:43,615 The mother lode. 1472 01:07:43,616 --> 01:07:46,743 Third-largest oil reserve in the world. 1473 01:07:46,745 --> 01:07:49,954 Forty percent of the world's oil 1474 01:07:49,955 --> 01:07:53,542 goes right through here, the Strait of Hormuz. 1475 01:07:53,543 --> 01:07:57,379 Control Iran, control Eurasia, control the world. 1476 01:07:58,672 --> 01:08:00,297 Empire. 1477 01:08:01,466 --> 01:08:04,384 Real empire. 1478 01:08:04,386 --> 01:08:07,137 Nobody will fuck with us again. 1479 01:08:11,811 --> 01:08:14,353 It's big, Vice. 1480 01:08:14,354 --> 01:08:15,688 I know, big thoughts. 1481 01:08:17,940 --> 01:08:19,774 But you go out here and y-you scare people 1482 01:08:19,775 --> 01:08:21,942 when you talk like that. 1483 01:08:21,943 --> 01:08:23,945 The working Joe's not thinking about oil. 1484 01:08:23,946 --> 01:08:27,614 We're talking 9/11 terrorists, 1485 01:08:27,615 --> 01:08:29,533 WMDs. 1486 01:08:29,534 --> 01:08:33,494 We're talking freedom and democracy. 1487 01:08:33,495 --> 01:08:35,204 We're talking Axis of Evil. 1488 01:08:35,206 --> 01:08:36,997 Sir, 1489 01:08:36,998 --> 01:08:39,875 you have the touch, not I. 1490 01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,882 Hm. 1491 01:08:45,883 --> 01:08:47,967 You know, when I was coming up, 1492 01:08:47,968 --> 01:08:50,219 it was a dangerous world. 1493 01:08:50,220 --> 01:08:53,513 But we knew exactly who the "they" were. 1494 01:08:53,514 --> 01:08:57,975 We knew it was us versus them and it was clear who "them" was. 1495 01:08:57,977 --> 01:08:59,853 Today, 1496 01:08:59,854 --> 01:09:01,438 we're not so sure who the "they" are, 1497 01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:04,273 but we know they're there. 1498 01:09:04,274 --> 01:09:06,192 Now, I'm not gonna negotiate with myself. 1499 01:09:06,193 --> 01:09:08,569 I'm a gut player. Always have been. 1500 01:09:08,570 --> 01:09:11,488 And I am just so bone tired of this Saddam. 1501 01:09:11,489 --> 01:09:13,741 He's always misunderestimated me. 1502 01:09:13,742 --> 01:09:16,326 And I don't want our soldiers invading that desert. 1503 01:09:16,328 --> 01:09:19,079 We have got to get this war going before summer, Rummy. 1504 01:09:19,081 --> 01:09:23,333 You say "go now," sir, and Tommy can start mobilizing normally. 1505 01:09:23,334 --> 01:09:25,835 We could have 300,000 troops in the Gulf 1506 01:09:25,836 --> 01:09:28,337 by early January without creating a stir. 1507 01:09:28,339 --> 01:09:30,672 No, I want you to keep a tight lid on it, Rummy. 1508 01:09:30,673 --> 01:09:32,341 For the record, this is against 1509 01:09:32,342 --> 01:09:34,259 the spirit of the U.N. resolution. 1510 01:09:34,260 --> 01:09:36,887 We agreed with our allies to let the inspectors do their jobs. 1511 01:09:36,888 --> 01:09:40,473 As Yogi Berra said, "D�j� vu all over again." 1512 01:09:41,893 --> 01:09:44,018 Colin, you know what a burn card is? 1513 01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:45,478 No, sir. 1514 01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:48,982 Someday I gotta teach you how to play some Texas Hold 'Em. 1515 01:09:48,983 --> 01:09:50,942 You just keep selling our friends at the U.N., 1516 01:09:50,943 --> 01:09:53,403 but whatever they say, in the end, 1517 01:09:53,404 --> 01:09:54,945 the final decision is mine. 1518 01:09:54,947 --> 01:09:56,822 Yes, sir. 1519 01:09:56,823 --> 01:09:59,240 Are you gonna be with us on this, Colin, right? 1520 01:10:04,830 --> 01:10:05,829 I'm with you, sir. 1521 01:10:05,830 --> 01:10:07,707 Good. 1522 01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:10,000 All right, gentlemen, it's a great meeting. 1523 01:10:10,001 --> 01:10:11,335 Best yet. 1524 01:10:11,336 --> 01:10:13,338 Let's close this out. 1525 01:10:28,101 --> 01:10:30,353 Well, you've done a heck of a job, son. 1526 01:10:30,354 --> 01:10:33,313 Even though I traded Sammy Sosa? 1527 01:10:33,314 --> 01:10:36,066 We all make mistakes. 1528 01:10:36,067 --> 01:10:37,525 Center field. 1529 01:10:37,527 --> 01:10:39,403 This is my favorite spot in the world, Poppy. 1530 01:10:39,404 --> 01:10:41,236 You know, whenever things get rough 1531 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:42,573 and I need to clear my head, 1532 01:10:42,574 --> 01:10:46,535 I just come out here. It just makes me feel at peace. 1533 01:10:46,536 --> 01:10:48,786 Right now, I wish I had a spot like this. 1534 01:10:48,788 --> 01:10:52,372 Mm. - Not the White House lawn. 1535 01:10:52,373 --> 01:10:55,000 This guy Saddam's really put a burr under your saddle, I guess? 1536 01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:57,796 Saddam, what I call him now. 1537 01:10:57,797 --> 01:11:00,506 If you emphasize the first syllable instead of the second 1538 01:11:00,507 --> 01:11:04,133 it means in Arabic, "The little boy who shines old men's shoes." 1539 01:11:04,135 --> 01:11:06,886 Well, he's one shoe-shining piece of crap, all right. 1540 01:11:06,887 --> 01:11:09,138 I mean, he gassed his own people, the Kurds, 1541 01:11:09,139 --> 01:11:11,432 invades Kuwait. 1542 01:11:11,433 --> 01:11:14,143 It's time to back him down and take him out, Poppy. 1543 01:11:14,144 --> 01:11:16,187 You know, like you done Noriega. 1544 01:11:16,188 --> 01:11:17,353 Well, you know, 1545 01:11:17,355 --> 01:11:19,606 I've always believed in leaving personal feelings 1546 01:11:19,608 --> 01:11:22,483 out of politics, but Saddam? 1547 01:11:22,484 --> 01:11:24,195 I just can't stand. 1548 01:11:24,196 --> 01:11:25,905 I'm not gonna let that little dictator 1549 01:11:25,906 --> 01:11:28,156 control one-quarter of the civilized world's oil. 1550 01:11:28,157 --> 01:11:29,866 Hm. 1551 01:11:29,867 --> 01:11:31,493 I got a feeling about this. 1552 01:11:31,494 --> 01:11:33,995 How I handle it, 1553 01:11:33,997 --> 01:11:35,871 one way or another is gonna to determine 1554 01:11:35,872 --> 01:11:37,831 my legacy as president. Mm-hm. 1555 01:11:37,832 --> 01:11:41,127 We don't wanna have another draw. Another Vietnam. 1556 01:11:41,128 --> 01:11:43,128 Sloppy ending. 1557 01:11:43,130 --> 01:11:46,257 It's critical I make the right call. 1558 01:11:46,258 --> 01:11:47,883 For myself. 1559 01:11:47,884 --> 01:11:49,467 For the world. 1560 01:11:49,469 --> 01:11:51,844 Well, you will, Poppy. I'm sure. 1561 01:11:51,845 --> 01:11:53,680 You know, just don't think about it too much 1562 01:11:53,681 --> 01:11:56,599 because, you know, it just screws you all up. 1563 01:11:57,726 --> 01:12:00,978 Sorry to hear about Selig screwing you. 1564 01:12:00,980 --> 01:12:04,064 I was a dang fool thinking he'd ever make me commissioner. 1565 01:12:04,065 --> 01:12:05,399 He was just jerking my chain, 1566 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,609 keeping the job warm for himself. 1567 01:12:07,610 --> 01:12:09,736 You own a baseball team. 1568 01:12:09,738 --> 01:12:12,279 Spare yourself the headache. 1569 01:12:13,825 --> 01:12:17,243 It may be better you stay out of the barrel. 1570 01:12:17,244 --> 01:12:18,536 What do you mean? 1571 01:12:20,455 --> 01:12:22,373 Just better. 1572 01:12:25,502 --> 01:12:27,086 So how's Jeb? 1573 01:12:27,087 --> 01:12:29,879 I think your brother's actually gonna be governor of Florida. 1574 01:12:29,881 --> 01:12:32,632 I really do. - You don't say, huh? 1575 01:12:32,633 --> 01:12:34,675 He's always had that ambition. 1576 01:12:34,676 --> 01:12:36,678 Oh, who knows these things. 1577 01:12:36,679 --> 01:12:38,762 But that kid could, 1578 01:12:38,764 --> 01:12:41,223 well, one day, 1579 01:12:41,224 --> 01:12:43,517 he could even be president. 1580 01:12:44,727 --> 01:12:46,312 Gotta be getting back. 1581 01:12:46,314 --> 01:12:47,772 Nice seeing you, son. 1582 01:12:47,773 --> 01:12:50,400 You-- You keep it up. 1583 01:12:50,401 --> 01:12:53,778 And I'll throw out that first ball when you need me. 1584 01:12:56,906 --> 01:12:59,074 In facing down Saddam Hussein, 1585 01:12:59,075 --> 01:13:02,870 President Bush has rewritten the book on crisis management. 1586 01:13:02,871 --> 01:13:06,372 The temporary cease-fire would become formal in 48 hours 1587 01:13:06,373 --> 01:13:10,041 if Iraq releases all POWs and Kuwaiti detainees. 1588 01:13:10,042 --> 01:13:11,919 For all intents and purposes, 1589 01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:14,131 Operation Desert Storm has ended. 1590 01:13:14,132 --> 01:13:16,381 A smashing victory for the Allies. 1591 01:13:16,382 --> 01:13:18,593 A crushing and embarrassing defeat for Iraq. 1592 01:13:18,594 --> 01:13:21,386 The Iraqi POWs march with their hands up, 1593 01:13:21,387 --> 01:13:22,845 trudging past burning oil fields 1594 01:13:22,846 --> 01:13:24,889 and abandoned defensive positions. 1595 01:13:24,890 --> 01:13:27,476 Gentlemen, well done. 1596 01:13:27,477 --> 01:13:29,393 Dick, could you and Colin stay, please? 1597 01:13:29,394 --> 01:13:31,395 Congratulations, general. 1598 01:13:32,938 --> 01:13:34,105 Good job. 1599 01:13:41,946 --> 01:13:44,991 A hundred hours, my gosh. 1600 01:13:44,992 --> 01:13:49,328 I guess we finally kicked that Vietnam syndrome. 1601 01:13:49,329 --> 01:13:52,040 It makes you wanna go all the way to Baghdad, doesn't it? 1602 01:13:52,041 --> 01:13:55,334 Probably get there in two days. 1603 01:13:55,335 --> 01:13:59,005 But to be an occupying power in an Arab land... 1604 01:13:59,006 --> 01:14:00,755 the coalition would fall apart. 1605 01:14:00,756 --> 01:14:04,801 We'd be out there all alone. Mission creep. 1606 01:14:04,802 --> 01:14:08,596 Going after Saddam, we'd turn him into a hero. 1607 01:14:08,598 --> 01:14:10,347 That's not our job. 1608 01:14:10,348 --> 01:14:13,558 And how many Americans is Iraq worth? 1609 01:14:13,559 --> 01:14:16,061 You got an election in November. 1610 01:14:17,188 --> 01:14:19,105 No. 1611 01:14:19,106 --> 01:14:22,150 Gone far enough. 1612 01:14:22,152 --> 01:14:23,693 Nice job fellas. 1613 01:14:23,695 --> 01:14:26,778 Cleanest war in history. 1614 01:14:26,779 --> 01:14:29,281 Proud of you. 1615 01:14:29,282 --> 01:14:32,409 This is the proudest day of my presidency. 1616 01:14:37,415 --> 01:14:41,752 Governor Clinton is now President Elect Bill Clinton. 1617 01:14:41,753 --> 01:14:43,587 He has won this presidential race, 1618 01:14:43,589 --> 01:14:46,423 along with his running mate, Senator Al Gore. 1619 01:14:46,424 --> 01:14:49,008 In spite of his overwhelming victory in Iraq, 1620 01:14:49,010 --> 01:14:52,178 the people did not return George Bush to the White House. 1621 01:14:52,179 --> 01:14:55,722 A stunning reversal of fortune for an aristocrat of politics, 1622 01:14:55,724 --> 01:14:58,851 whose long career was overshadowed by a bad economy, 1623 01:14:58,852 --> 01:15:00,852 a third-party candidate, Ross Perot, 1624 01:15:00,853 --> 01:15:02,521 and a secret war in Nicaragua. 1625 01:15:02,522 --> 01:15:05,189 All of which may have combined to undo-- 1626 01:15:07,776 --> 01:15:11,279 The best person didn't win tonight. 1627 01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:15,074 The best man did not win, George. 1628 01:15:16,993 --> 01:15:19,453 He's so beneath you. 1629 01:15:19,455 --> 01:15:21,914 He doesn't deserve to be president. 1630 01:15:21,915 --> 01:15:25,666 And he wouldn't be if it wasn't for the damn media. 1631 01:15:25,667 --> 01:15:27,835 You were a great president, Poppy. 1632 01:15:27,836 --> 01:15:29,755 Great president. 1633 01:15:32,925 --> 01:15:35,300 I gave it all I could. 1634 01:15:37,263 --> 01:15:38,638 I-- 1635 01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:41,640 I thought the war would have carried us. 1636 01:15:52,860 --> 01:15:54,986 Well, 1637 01:15:54,987 --> 01:15:58,239 you just would've clobbered the son of a bitch, you know? 1638 01:15:58,240 --> 01:15:59,448 Huh? 1639 01:15:59,449 --> 01:16:01,034 What? - Well, you know, I mean, 1640 01:16:01,035 --> 01:16:03,911 gone all the way to Baghdad. Cleaned his clock. 1641 01:16:06,623 --> 01:16:08,540 Has he been imbibing something I don't--? 1642 01:16:08,541 --> 01:16:11,793 Don't start. Don't start that. I'm talking about decisiveness. 1643 01:16:11,794 --> 01:16:13,419 Finishing. Everything I've been told. 1644 01:16:13,420 --> 01:16:15,630 Okay, that's it. You can stop right now. 1645 01:16:15,631 --> 01:16:17,465 Just zip it up, and I mean it. 1646 01:16:17,466 --> 01:16:18,758 I won that war. 1647 01:16:18,759 --> 01:16:21,386 Of course you did, Poppy. 1648 01:16:21,387 --> 01:16:23,262 Of course you did. 1649 01:16:24,722 --> 01:16:27,432 Can you all leave, please, for a moment? Thank you. 1650 01:16:27,433 --> 01:16:29,143 This is the first indication 1651 01:16:29,144 --> 01:16:32,647 of jubilation in Little Rock, Arkansas. 1652 01:16:32,648 --> 01:16:34,647 What the hell was that about? Damned if I know. 1653 01:16:34,649 --> 01:16:37,776 I've never seen him like this before. 1654 01:16:37,777 --> 01:16:40,403 Well, it's hard, you know? He knows that this is the end. 1655 01:16:40,405 --> 01:16:42,279 You know what? If he would've listened to me, 1656 01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:44,073 he'd have pulverized Clinton. 1657 01:16:44,074 --> 01:16:45,658 I mean, I wish he had more of Mom in him 1658 01:16:45,659 --> 01:16:47,910 because he's weak in spirit. 1659 01:16:47,911 --> 01:16:49,453 That's the difference-maker. 1660 01:16:49,454 --> 01:16:50,954 He doesn't believe like I believe. 1661 01:16:50,955 --> 01:16:52,540 That is not what this is about. 1662 01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:54,999 It's his health and all the medications he's taking. 1663 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,627 He's just tired, and he's old. 1664 01:16:57,628 --> 01:16:59,171 I can't watch him like this. 1665 01:16:59,172 --> 01:17:02,257 You know, it hurts too damn much to lose. 1666 01:17:02,258 --> 01:17:05,675 I'd never let this happen to me. Never. 1667 01:17:15,019 --> 01:17:17,271 Governor of Texas? - Mm-hm. 1668 01:17:17,272 --> 01:17:18,938 You must be joking. 1669 01:17:20,024 --> 01:17:21,358 No, I'm dead serious. 1670 01:17:21,359 --> 01:17:23,735 Well, how are you gonna beat Ann Richards? 1671 01:17:23,736 --> 01:17:25,279 She's way too popular. 1672 01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:27,362 Look, Ann Richards is way too liberal for Texas. 1673 01:17:27,363 --> 01:17:29,657 Karl's already done the polls. He says I can beat her. 1674 01:17:29,658 --> 01:17:31,741 And I'm gonna make Miss Bigmouth-Big-Hair 1675 01:17:31,743 --> 01:17:33,994 pay for the things that she said about Poppy. 1676 01:17:33,996 --> 01:17:35,872 Oh, leave it alone. 1677 01:17:35,873 --> 01:17:37,789 Besides I won that campaign. 1678 01:17:37,790 --> 01:17:40,500 What's an issue--? This isn't fair to Jeb. 1679 01:17:40,502 --> 01:17:43,086 He's already running for governor of Florida. 1680 01:17:43,087 --> 01:17:44,295 One Bush at a time, son. 1681 01:17:44,296 --> 01:17:46,256 Look, I'm not looking to steal his heat. 1682 01:17:46,257 --> 01:17:49,259 How do you expect us to go campaigning for both of you? 1683 01:17:49,260 --> 01:17:51,719 I'm not asking you to. 1684 01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:53,971 Laura, how do you feel about all of this, truthfully? 1685 01:17:56,515 --> 01:17:59,560 Look, you don't understand. I've already made up my mind. 1686 01:17:59,561 --> 01:18:03,229 So you're not asking us, you're telling us. 1687 01:18:03,230 --> 01:18:05,732 The fact is, you can't win. 1688 01:18:05,733 --> 01:18:07,401 Why do you say that? 1689 01:18:07,402 --> 01:18:10,153 Because you're too much like me. 1690 01:18:10,154 --> 01:18:12,946 You're loud and you've got a short fuse. 1691 01:18:12,947 --> 01:18:15,658 Now, Jeb is like your father. 1692 01:18:15,659 --> 01:18:17,367 He thinks before he speaks. 1693 01:18:17,368 --> 01:18:19,412 He's got his feet on the ground. 1694 01:18:19,413 --> 01:18:21,080 Barb, don't be so hard on him. 1695 01:18:21,081 --> 01:18:23,373 Well, he knows it's the truth. 1696 01:18:23,374 --> 01:18:26,793 I'm not gonna say something I'm liable to regret here. 1697 01:18:26,794 --> 01:18:31,506 Son, just consider holding off until '98. 1698 01:18:31,507 --> 01:18:33,966 You won't have Richards to contend with. 1699 01:18:33,968 --> 01:18:36,092 And we'll be able to give you our undivided support. 1700 01:18:36,093 --> 01:18:37,095 No, no, I get it. 1701 01:18:37,096 --> 01:18:38,137 I get it. 1702 01:18:38,138 --> 01:18:40,179 You want Jeb to get elected before me. 1703 01:18:40,180 --> 01:18:43,017 Come off it. It's a matter of practicality, 1704 01:18:43,018 --> 01:18:44,684 of timing. 1705 01:18:44,685 --> 01:18:48,272 I want you both to have what you want, what you deserve. 1706 01:18:49,773 --> 01:18:53,525 Well, I'm running this time, Poppy. 1707 01:18:53,527 --> 01:18:55,362 You hear me? 1708 01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:57,989 I'm running now. 1709 01:18:57,990 --> 01:19:00,032 Here they come. They'll be bringing the heat. 1710 01:19:00,033 --> 01:19:01,868 I know, don't swing at anything I can't hit. 1711 01:19:01,869 --> 01:19:04,160 Mr. Bush, you didn't talk much about education. 1712 01:19:04,161 --> 01:19:05,913 What are your plans for reform? 1713 01:19:05,914 --> 01:19:08,290 Well, uh, I'm gonna deregulate school districts 1714 01:19:08,291 --> 01:19:10,082 so that teachers and administrators 1715 01:19:10,084 --> 01:19:13,378 can, uh, develop programs that best fit their kids. 1716 01:19:13,379 --> 01:19:15,712 Sir, are you proposing to measure students' progress? 1717 01:19:15,714 --> 01:19:17,756 Oh, well, we need to make a-- A wholesale effort 1718 01:19:17,758 --> 01:19:19,801 against racial profiling, you know, 1719 01:19:19,802 --> 01:19:22,052 uh, which is illiterate children. 1720 01:19:22,054 --> 01:19:23,429 You need to teach a child to read 1721 01:19:23,430 --> 01:19:26,556 and then he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. 1722 01:19:26,557 --> 01:19:29,141 We're in the very early stages of developing our program. 1723 01:19:29,143 --> 01:19:32,104 How do you plan to change the school finance formula? 1724 01:19:32,106 --> 01:19:35,065 I for one will not stand for the subsidation of failure. 1725 01:19:35,066 --> 01:19:36,649 How do you know if you don't measure up, 1726 01:19:36,650 --> 01:19:37,817 if-- If you have a-- 1727 01:19:37,818 --> 01:19:39,861 A system that simply suckles them through? 1728 01:19:39,862 --> 01:19:41,612 What about our failed schools? 1729 01:19:41,614 --> 01:19:43,822 Do you think the state needs to take them over? 1730 01:19:43,823 --> 01:19:45,364 More government's not the answer. 1731 01:19:45,366 --> 01:19:47,950 We must have the attitude that every child in America, 1732 01:19:47,951 --> 01:19:50,369 regardless of where they're raised, can learn. 1733 01:19:50,370 --> 01:19:53,205 You know, rarely is the question asked: 1734 01:19:53,206 --> 01:19:55,166 "Is--? Is our children learning?" 1735 01:19:55,168 --> 01:19:56,583 Okay, fellas, that's it. 1736 01:19:56,584 --> 01:19:58,335 We'll see you at the next campaign stop. 1737 01:19:58,336 --> 01:19:59,796 Mr. Bush. Mr. Bush. 1738 01:19:59,797 --> 01:20:02,132 Adios. Adios. Adios. 1739 01:20:02,133 --> 01:20:04,133 Suckles? 1740 01:20:04,134 --> 01:20:06,051 Look, you're the son of a president. 1741 01:20:06,053 --> 01:20:07,760 You graduated Yale. 1742 01:20:07,762 --> 01:20:10,305 You-- You went to Harvard, got a business degree-- 1743 01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:13,641 If-- If you can't stand in front of those guys for two minutes 1744 01:20:13,643 --> 01:20:15,643 and come up with one plausible answer, 1745 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:18,855 then-- Then what the hell are we running for governor for? 1746 01:20:18,856 --> 01:20:21,733 Just tell me what to do. Whatever it takes. 1747 01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:24,610 Look, if I need to read the whole damn Constitution, 1748 01:20:24,611 --> 01:20:25,736 I'll learn it. 1749 01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:27,779 Okay, four food groups. 1750 01:20:27,781 --> 01:20:29,573 Crime, education, tort reform, welfare. 1751 01:20:29,575 --> 01:20:33,284 Anybody ask you what time of day it is, what do you say? 1752 01:20:33,286 --> 01:20:34,911 We must teach our children to read. 1753 01:20:34,912 --> 01:20:36,330 Okay, what about welfare? 1754 01:20:36,331 --> 01:20:39,165 We must hold the fathers and the unwed mothers accountable. 1755 01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:41,542 Because we love the babies. Because we love the babies. 1756 01:20:41,543 --> 01:20:42,585 Okay, crime? 1757 01:20:42,586 --> 01:20:45,005 Mm, end early release and all paroles 1758 01:20:45,006 --> 01:20:46,381 for rapists and child molesters. 1759 01:20:46,382 --> 01:20:50,968 Citizens got the right to carry a handgun for self-protection. 1760 01:20:50,969 --> 01:20:53,928 My opponent disagrees about that. 1761 01:20:53,930 --> 01:20:56,973 But Texas got the highest rate of murders in the country. 1762 01:20:56,974 --> 01:20:59,933 And still Miss Richards' hair is in the clouds. 1763 01:20:59,935 --> 01:21:02,561 She doesn't believe the citizens got to protect themselves. 1764 01:21:02,563 --> 01:21:04,522 If you believe that, vote for my opponent. 1765 01:21:04,523 --> 01:21:07,066 Okay, so, what about that swagger of yours? 1766 01:21:07,067 --> 01:21:10,987 In Texas, we call that walking. Drinking, drugs, your past? 1767 01:21:10,988 --> 01:21:12,613 It was a mistake. I was young. 1768 01:21:12,615 --> 01:21:14,281 That's all I'm gonna say about that. 1769 01:21:14,283 --> 01:21:16,158 I don't wanna give your 14-year-old child 1770 01:21:16,159 --> 01:21:17,533 the excuse to say, "Well-- 1771 01:21:17,534 --> 01:21:19,995 Well, if Governor Bush done it, maybe I can do it too." 1772 01:21:19,996 --> 01:21:22,079 Hi, George. Oh, hey, girls. How are you? 1773 01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:24,164 Good luck on your campaign. Thank you so much. 1774 01:21:24,166 --> 01:21:26,335 Good luck. Hope you win. Vote for me, don't forget. 1775 01:21:26,336 --> 01:21:27,460 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 1776 01:21:27,461 --> 01:21:29,212 What do you say to, "George W. Bush 1777 01:21:29,213 --> 01:21:31,171 "is a rich, spoiled jerk. 1778 01:21:31,172 --> 01:21:33,299 "His wealth was produced by stock swaps 1779 01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:35,676 and bailouts arranged by his daddy"? 1780 01:21:35,677 --> 01:21:37,970 Ann Richards can badmouth me all she wants. 1781 01:21:37,971 --> 01:21:40,095 I've created successful small businesses. 1782 01:21:40,097 --> 01:21:41,682 I run a major-league baseball team. 1783 01:21:41,683 --> 01:21:44,851 I'm in touch with real people in Texas. 1784 01:21:44,852 --> 01:21:47,185 I work with them every day at the ballpark. 1785 01:21:47,187 --> 01:21:49,646 Talk to the fans, hot dog vendors. 1786 01:21:49,647 --> 01:21:51,357 Get to know what they think. 1787 01:21:51,359 --> 01:21:54,193 Because truly, deep down inside, 1788 01:21:54,194 --> 01:21:56,862 you know I'm a guy like you, a guy you can trust. 1789 01:21:56,863 --> 01:21:59,155 Fabulous. Fabulous, W. 1790 01:21:59,157 --> 01:22:00,949 What it all comes down to 1791 01:22:00,951 --> 01:22:04,410 is who Joe Voter wants to sit down and have a beer with. 1792 01:22:04,411 --> 01:22:05,913 And guess who that is. 1793 01:22:05,914 --> 01:22:08,122 Just remember to make mine nonalcoholic. 1794 01:22:08,123 --> 01:22:11,084 So anything about the issues, you come to me first. 1795 01:22:11,085 --> 01:22:12,543 I'll tell you what to say. 1796 01:22:12,544 --> 01:22:15,212 Whoa. You're not gonna tell me what to say, Karl. 1797 01:22:15,213 --> 01:22:17,632 I'm gonna tell you what I want. You're the word man. 1798 01:22:17,633 --> 01:22:19,967 This campaign starts and ends with me and what I think. 1799 01:22:19,968 --> 01:22:22,969 You got it, W. I'm just a little fairy 1800 01:22:22,970 --> 01:22:26,515 putting down a little magic dust for you. 1801 01:22:26,516 --> 01:22:28,600 And Karl... 1802 01:22:28,601 --> 01:22:30,560 this time I'm gonna out-Texas Texas. 1803 01:22:36,190 --> 01:22:38,942 Your father's here to see you, governor. 1804 01:22:38,943 --> 01:22:40,861 Poppy's here right now? Mm-hm. 1805 01:22:40,862 --> 01:22:42,905 All right, send him in, Evie. Governor. 1806 01:22:42,906 --> 01:22:44,739 Yeah. You like that, don't you? 1807 01:22:44,741 --> 01:22:46,241 Put your pants on. 1808 01:22:48,410 --> 01:22:52,121 How are you, son? Hey, Poppy-- Sir. 1809 01:22:52,122 --> 01:22:53,372 Got your speech ready? 1810 01:22:53,374 --> 01:22:55,833 Yeah, I was just getting ready to go over it again. 1811 01:22:55,834 --> 01:22:58,293 This is a moment you'll never forget, 1812 01:22:58,295 --> 01:23:01,297 being inaugurated for the first time. 1813 01:23:01,298 --> 01:23:03,715 Try and take a photograph in your mind 1814 01:23:03,716 --> 01:23:07,385 so you can savor it when the times get tough, 1815 01:23:07,387 --> 01:23:10,056 as they always do. 1816 01:23:10,057 --> 01:23:12,808 All right, well, I'll try and do that. 1817 01:23:14,852 --> 01:23:17,352 Yeah, I sure am glad that Jeb's coming. 1818 01:23:17,354 --> 01:23:20,022 I'm gonna acknowledge him in my speech. 1819 01:23:21,776 --> 01:23:25,653 It's been hard on him, the loss. 1820 01:23:25,654 --> 01:23:28,530 I wish I could've been at his inauguration too. 1821 01:23:28,531 --> 01:23:30,782 It would've been something. 1822 01:23:30,784 --> 01:23:33,868 Why do you just feel bad about Jeb? 1823 01:23:33,869 --> 01:23:35,370 Huh? 1824 01:23:35,371 --> 01:23:38,330 Why don't you feel good about me? 1825 01:23:38,332 --> 01:23:41,167 Well, of course I do. 1826 01:23:41,168 --> 01:23:42,584 And... 1827 01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:51,592 ...I brought you these. 1828 01:23:53,054 --> 01:23:56,305 They were your grandfather's. 1829 01:23:56,306 --> 01:23:59,224 The only real thing he ever gave me. 1830 01:24:03,271 --> 01:24:05,104 Wear them well. 1831 01:24:12,823 --> 01:24:14,780 See you at the inauguration, son. 1832 01:24:20,370 --> 01:24:22,871 Well, what did he have to say? 1833 01:24:26,376 --> 01:24:30,004 "These cuff links are my most treasured possession. 1834 01:24:30,006 --> 01:24:32,296 "My father, Prescott, gave them to me 1835 01:24:32,297 --> 01:24:34,967 "right after I came back from the war. 1836 01:24:34,968 --> 01:24:36,885 "They were mine. Now they are yours. 1837 01:24:36,886 --> 01:24:39,137 I'm sure you will make a fine governor." 1838 01:24:39,139 --> 01:24:41,556 It's nice, W. 1839 01:24:41,557 --> 01:24:44,058 You think he might ever be able to say something direct to me 1840 01:24:44,060 --> 01:24:45,684 eye to eye instead of using these notes? 1841 01:24:45,685 --> 01:24:47,103 This is his way. 1842 01:24:47,104 --> 01:24:48,938 You think he might ever be happy with me? 1843 01:24:48,939 --> 01:24:50,772 Hon, he is. 1844 01:24:50,774 --> 01:24:52,649 Let me help you. 1845 01:24:58,822 --> 01:25:01,782 Well, Jebby, that's just great. 1846 01:25:01,783 --> 01:25:04,701 Keep Florida warm. You say hi to Columba and the kids for me. 1847 01:25:04,703 --> 01:25:07,580 Governor, the Reverend. 1848 01:25:07,581 --> 01:25:09,372 Yeah, yeah, talk later. 1849 01:25:09,374 --> 01:25:10,374 Earle. 1850 01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:12,084 Governor. Thanks a bunch for coming. 1851 01:25:12,086 --> 01:25:13,376 Yeah. - Hey, go ahead. 1852 01:25:13,377 --> 01:25:16,546 Take a seat. Make yourself comfortable. 1853 01:25:16,548 --> 01:25:18,005 Hey, how's the show coming along? 1854 01:25:18,007 --> 01:25:19,549 Oh, couldn't be better. 1855 01:25:19,551 --> 01:25:23,301 Over 100 million Americans are watching the Earle Hudd Hour 1856 01:25:23,303 --> 01:25:25,555 right here in North America. - Fabulous. 1857 01:25:25,556 --> 01:25:27,015 You don't say. That's great. 1858 01:25:27,016 --> 01:25:29,184 That's dandy, Earle. 1859 01:25:30,852 --> 01:25:32,687 So, ahem, listen, 1860 01:25:32,688 --> 01:25:34,189 I asked you here today 1861 01:25:34,190 --> 01:25:37,523 to discuss something of great importance. 1862 01:25:39,694 --> 01:25:40,901 I've heard the call. 1863 01:25:40,903 --> 01:25:42,822 Well, I know. 1864 01:25:42,823 --> 01:25:44,406 Don't forget, I've been the witness 1865 01:25:44,407 --> 01:25:45,823 to the growth in your faith. 1866 01:25:45,825 --> 01:25:48,367 No, that's not what I mean. 1867 01:25:48,368 --> 01:25:50,369 I mean, I've heard the call. 1868 01:25:50,371 --> 01:25:53,664 And I believe that God wants me to run for president. 1869 01:26:00,046 --> 01:26:00,963 Truly? 1870 01:26:00,964 --> 01:26:02,547 I-- I can't explain it. 1871 01:26:02,548 --> 01:26:05,050 But I think that something's gonna happen. 1872 01:26:05,051 --> 01:26:08,177 And at that time, my country is gonna need me. 1873 01:26:08,178 --> 01:26:11,472 And, you know, I think it's part of the divine plan. 1874 01:26:11,474 --> 01:26:14,433 Well, a man don't hear the call, governor, 1875 01:26:14,434 --> 01:26:17,269 unless the good Lord wants him to. 1876 01:26:17,270 --> 01:26:19,105 Well, the truth is I don't wanna run. 1877 01:26:19,106 --> 01:26:20,439 I mean, it's like Moses. 1878 01:26:20,441 --> 01:26:22,441 You know, I mean, he wasn't a very good speaker. 1879 01:26:22,442 --> 01:26:25,110 But finally, he just knew. 1880 01:26:25,111 --> 01:26:26,487 My father was president, 1881 01:26:26,488 --> 01:26:28,572 the whole family was affected by it. 1882 01:26:28,573 --> 01:26:30,615 I know the price. 1883 01:26:30,616 --> 01:26:33,908 I-- I'd be happy just buying my fishing lures at Wal-Mart. 1884 01:26:33,910 --> 01:26:35,661 A-and if I run for president, 1885 01:26:35,662 --> 01:26:38,122 I know my life will never be the same. 1886 01:26:38,123 --> 01:26:41,708 But I feel that God wants me to do this, Earle. 1887 01:26:41,710 --> 01:26:44,128 And I must do it. 1888 01:26:44,129 --> 01:26:46,046 I must. 1889 01:26:49,343 --> 01:26:52,593 Well, then, you must, son. 1890 01:26:52,594 --> 01:26:54,011 I'd like to pray over it. 1891 01:26:54,012 --> 01:26:55,930 Yeah, thank you. 1892 01:26:58,017 --> 01:27:00,226 Dear Lord, 1893 01:27:00,227 --> 01:27:02,853 we pray that you will watch over 1894 01:27:02,854 --> 01:27:04,771 and always shine your light 1895 01:27:04,772 --> 01:27:07,399 on our humble servant George W. Bush. 1896 01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:08,650 Mm-hm. 1897 01:27:08,651 --> 01:27:10,902 In Jesus' name. 1898 01:27:10,903 --> 01:27:12,571 Amen. 1899 01:27:12,572 --> 01:27:14,114 Amen. 1900 01:27:17,993 --> 01:27:21,745 Last draft. I promise. 1901 01:27:21,747 --> 01:27:24,707 Yellowcake again. I've read how many of these? 1902 01:27:24,708 --> 01:27:26,666 I'm burned out. I've gotta get some sack time. 1903 01:27:26,667 --> 01:27:28,668 Have my guy check it out. 1904 01:27:28,669 --> 01:27:31,587 # I see them bloom # 1905 01:27:31,588 --> 01:27:35,049 # For me and you # 1906 01:27:35,050 --> 01:27:37,342 We finally got it in. 1907 01:27:37,344 --> 01:27:39,970 Page eight. Uranium in Africa. 1908 01:27:39,971 --> 01:27:41,638 Took long enough. 1909 01:27:41,639 --> 01:27:45,142 British Government has learned that Saddam Hussein 1910 01:27:45,144 --> 01:27:47,603 recently sought significant quantities 1911 01:27:47,604 --> 01:27:50,689 of uranium in Africa. 1912 01:27:50,690 --> 01:27:52,608 Our intelligence sources tells us 1913 01:27:52,609 --> 01:27:54,150 that he has attempted to purchase 1914 01:27:54,152 --> 01:27:56,111 high-strength aluminum tubes 1915 01:27:56,112 --> 01:27:59,738 suitable for nuclear-weapons production. 1916 01:27:59,739 --> 01:28:02,241 Evidence from intelligence sources 1917 01:28:02,242 --> 01:28:05,368 and secret communications from people now in custody 1918 01:28:05,369 --> 01:28:08,330 reveal that Saddam Hussein 1919 01:28:08,331 --> 01:28:10,874 aids and protects terrorists. 1920 01:28:10,875 --> 01:28:13,918 Including members of al Qaeda. 1921 01:28:14,879 --> 01:28:17,547 Imagine those 19 highjackers 1922 01:28:17,548 --> 01:28:20,676 with other weapons and other plans, 1923 01:28:20,677 --> 01:28:23,553 this time armed by Saddam Hussein. 1924 01:28:23,554 --> 01:28:27,597 It would take one bomb, one canister, 1925 01:28:27,599 --> 01:28:30,016 one crate slipped into this country 1926 01:28:30,018 --> 01:28:32,060 to bring a day of horror 1927 01:28:32,061 --> 01:28:34,687 like none we have ever known. 1928 01:28:34,689 --> 01:28:38,024 Facing clear evidence of peril, 1929 01:28:38,026 --> 01:28:41,610 we cannot wait for the final proof. 1930 01:28:41,611 --> 01:28:43,988 The smoking gun that could come 1931 01:28:43,989 --> 01:28:46,406 in the form of a mushroom cloud. 1932 01:28:48,451 --> 01:28:50,411 The liberty we prize 1933 01:28:50,412 --> 01:28:52,246 is not America's gift to the world. 1934 01:28:52,247 --> 01:28:55,707 It is God's gift to humanity. 1935 01:29:06,094 --> 01:29:08,469 Every nation and every region 1936 01:29:08,471 --> 01:29:10,847 has a decision to make. 1937 01:29:10,848 --> 01:29:14,558 Either you're with us or you're with the terrorists. 1938 01:29:27,863 --> 01:29:29,822 May he guide us now. 1939 01:29:29,824 --> 01:29:32,283 And may God continue to bless 1940 01:29:32,284 --> 01:29:34,827 the United States of America. 1941 01:30:16,533 --> 01:30:19,659 Why don't you take your sleeping pill? 1942 01:30:19,660 --> 01:30:21,620 Clouds coming in. 1943 01:30:21,622 --> 01:30:24,038 Looks like rain. 1944 01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:26,082 Come on. 1945 01:30:26,084 --> 01:30:28,168 You're not sitting here at 3 a.m. 1946 01:30:28,169 --> 01:30:31,295 thinking about the weather. 1947 01:30:31,296 --> 01:30:33,547 Remind me to call the electrician in the morning. 1948 01:30:33,548 --> 01:30:35,341 There's a light out on the path below. 1949 01:30:35,342 --> 01:30:37,551 Why don't you call your son 1950 01:30:37,552 --> 01:30:39,136 and tell him what's on your mind? 1951 01:30:39,138 --> 01:30:41,054 What's keeping you awake all night? 1952 01:30:41,055 --> 01:30:42,681 I'm worried about him. 1953 01:30:44,976 --> 01:30:46,811 Really worried. 1954 01:30:48,647 --> 01:30:51,606 But I can't talk to him. 1955 01:30:51,608 --> 01:30:54,359 Well, he's not gonna listen to me. 1956 01:30:54,361 --> 01:30:58,070 He takes criticism worse than I do. 1957 01:30:58,071 --> 01:31:00,322 He's the president now. 1958 01:31:00,323 --> 01:31:03,116 His decision to make. 1959 01:31:03,117 --> 01:31:04,993 Well... 1960 01:31:04,994 --> 01:31:06,703 you better do something. 1961 01:31:06,704 --> 01:31:09,246 This is eating away at you. 1962 01:31:12,293 --> 01:31:15,044 I'll do something. 1963 01:31:15,045 --> 01:31:16,754 "An attack on Iraq at this time 1964 01:31:16,755 --> 01:31:18,339 "would seriously jeopardize 1965 01:31:18,341 --> 01:31:20,175 "the global counterterrorist campaign 1966 01:31:20,176 --> 01:31:21,342 "we have undertaken. 1967 01:31:21,344 --> 01:31:23,719 "And would result in a serious degradation 1968 01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:25,471 "in international cooperation with us 1969 01:31:25,472 --> 01:31:26,471 against terrorism." 1970 01:31:30,309 --> 01:31:31,892 Damn Brent Scowcroft. 1971 01:31:31,893 --> 01:31:33,395 You know, he wouldn't be doing this 1972 01:31:33,396 --> 01:31:34,938 unless my father approved it. 1973 01:31:34,939 --> 01:31:37,189 You know, Poppy's good friend. 1974 01:31:37,191 --> 01:31:38,900 All these 1980 guys creeping around 1975 01:31:38,901 --> 01:31:40,109 trying to tell me what to do 1976 01:31:40,110 --> 01:31:41,485 when they don't know what I know. 1977 01:31:41,486 --> 01:31:43,821 And just when we want the U.N. and Democrats in this. 1978 01:31:43,822 --> 01:31:46,240 I will call Brent right now. 1979 01:31:46,241 --> 01:31:48,200 He can't even talk to me directly like a man. 1980 01:31:48,201 --> 01:31:49,701 You know, always writing letters. 1981 01:31:49,702 --> 01:31:51,745 I don't want anything like this from him again. 1982 01:31:51,746 --> 01:31:53,622 I will let Brent know that from here on out, 1983 01:31:53,623 --> 01:31:55,248 he's persona non grata. 1984 01:31:55,249 --> 01:31:56,791 This is my war, not his. 1985 01:31:56,792 --> 01:31:59,293 I will not renegotiate this. 1986 01:31:59,294 --> 01:32:01,337 Mr. President, 1987 01:32:01,338 --> 01:32:05,883 has your father ever personally offered you advice on Iraq? 1988 01:32:05,884 --> 01:32:08,259 No, I haven't asked. I don't need to. 1989 01:32:08,261 --> 01:32:10,637 Wrong father to appeal to in terms of strength. 1990 01:32:10,639 --> 01:32:12,598 You know, there's a higher father I appeal to. 1991 01:32:12,599 --> 01:32:14,182 Amen. 1992 01:32:17,938 --> 01:32:20,020 Protestors came by the thousand, 1993 01:32:20,022 --> 01:32:21,480 filling block after block 1994 01:32:21,481 --> 01:32:23,650 around the United Nations to make a single... 1995 01:32:25,318 --> 01:32:26,902 These are the largest 1996 01:32:26,903 --> 01:32:29,364 anti-war demonstrations ever seen in history. 1997 01:32:32,868 --> 01:32:34,283 Some of our allies 1998 01:32:34,285 --> 01:32:36,954 are very much against this operation. 1999 01:32:36,955 --> 01:32:38,663 Bush, Bush. 2000 01:32:38,664 --> 01:32:40,540 Estimates of 10 to 15 million 2001 01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:42,667 protestors across the planet 2002 01:32:42,669 --> 01:32:46,003 protesting America's pro-war policies in Iraq. 2003 01:32:47,631 --> 01:32:49,006 Tens of thousand's 2004 01:32:49,008 --> 01:32:51,175 demonstrating all over the world-- 2005 01:32:51,177 --> 01:32:53,761 Fight, fight, fight. 2006 01:32:53,762 --> 01:32:55,638 So I suppose the key here, George, 2007 01:32:55,639 --> 01:32:57,722 is to go back to the U.N. 2008 01:32:57,723 --> 01:32:59,850 Tony, I'm with you, but I'm flat out 2009 01:32:59,851 --> 01:33:01,600 of wrestling moves with these U.N. types. 2010 01:33:01,601 --> 01:33:03,686 Even Powell doesn't think we can get it through. 2011 01:33:03,687 --> 01:33:05,812 Believe me, George, I am twisting my own set of arms 2012 01:33:05,814 --> 01:33:07,314 at the U.N. - All right. 2013 01:33:07,315 --> 01:33:09,442 But I still think 2014 01:33:09,443 --> 01:33:12,027 with France, Germany, Russia, 2015 01:33:12,028 --> 01:33:13,821 we can make a deal. 2016 01:33:13,823 --> 01:33:16,322 Well, our new thinking is shaping on that. 2017 01:33:16,323 --> 01:33:17,991 Yeah. - Which is? 2018 01:33:17,992 --> 01:33:19,035 Punish France. 2019 01:33:19,036 --> 01:33:20,493 Ignore Germany. 2020 01:33:20,494 --> 01:33:22,287 Forgive Russia. 2021 01:33:22,288 --> 01:33:24,414 Yes, but with time, 2022 01:33:24,415 --> 01:33:26,916 just a few months, much will become clearer. 2023 01:33:26,918 --> 01:33:28,333 No, we can't do that, Tony. 2024 01:33:28,334 --> 01:33:29,585 We've run plumb out of time. 2025 01:33:29,586 --> 01:33:31,296 The start date for the war is penciled in. 2026 01:33:31,297 --> 01:33:33,339 March 10. - March 10th. 2027 01:33:33,340 --> 01:33:35,842 George, the inspectors haven't found anything yet. 2028 01:33:35,843 --> 01:33:37,217 Mm-hm. 2029 01:33:37,218 --> 01:33:39,176 Well, how can we justify a preemptive attack? 2030 01:33:39,178 --> 01:33:40,847 Well, no-- No WMDs yet, Tony, 2031 01:33:40,848 --> 01:33:42,137 but we know they got them. 2032 01:33:42,138 --> 01:33:43,224 Absolutely. 2033 01:33:43,225 --> 01:33:44,599 So it might just come down to us 2034 01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:47,058 having to provoke the son of a bitch. 2035 01:33:47,059 --> 01:33:48,311 Well, what do you have in mind? 2036 01:33:48,312 --> 01:33:50,396 Well, you know, we were thinking about painting 2037 01:33:50,397 --> 01:33:52,398 one of our U2 recon planes in U.N. colors 2038 01:33:52,399 --> 01:33:53,858 and fly it over Iraq. 2039 01:33:53,859 --> 01:33:55,776 Now, if Saddam takes the bait 2040 01:33:55,777 --> 01:33:57,819 which, knowing him, he will-- 2041 01:33:57,820 --> 01:33:59,322 Well, when he fires on it, 2042 01:33:59,323 --> 01:34:00,947 he'll be in breach of 14-41. 2043 01:34:00,948 --> 01:34:04,118 That would sure justify retaliation. 2044 01:34:04,119 --> 01:34:06,119 Well, it's a novel idea. 2045 01:34:06,121 --> 01:34:07,787 Let's hope it doesn't come to that. 2046 01:34:07,788 --> 01:34:09,413 Tony, 2047 01:34:09,414 --> 01:34:12,751 look, come the U.N. second resolution or not, 2048 01:34:12,752 --> 01:34:15,044 we're going to war on this. 2049 01:34:15,045 --> 01:34:16,461 Are you? 2050 01:34:23,969 --> 01:34:26,138 I do not share your spirit 2051 01:34:26,140 --> 01:34:27,805 for why we need war. 2052 01:34:27,806 --> 01:34:29,724 War is not inevitable. 2053 01:34:29,725 --> 01:34:33,727 There are alternative ways to reach goals. 2054 01:34:33,729 --> 01:34:36,647 I mean, it's a question of morality, George. 2055 01:34:36,648 --> 01:34:39,567 Well, Jacques, St. Augustine wrote about that. 2056 01:34:39,569 --> 01:34:42,528 That said there was such a thing as just war. 2057 01:34:45,406 --> 01:34:47,741 Listen, Jacques, I'm committed to our relationship. 2058 01:34:47,743 --> 01:34:49,284 So am I, George. 2059 01:34:49,285 --> 01:34:51,118 I'm responsible for hugging the families 2060 01:34:51,120 --> 01:34:52,661 of those who have lost lives in war. 2061 01:34:52,662 --> 01:34:54,080 And I-- And I view an armed Saddam 2062 01:34:54,082 --> 01:34:56,958 as a direct threat to the American people. 2063 01:34:56,960 --> 01:34:59,960 Well, if there is a war, we'll work together 2064 01:34:59,962 --> 01:35:02,713 on the reconstruction. 2065 01:35:02,714 --> 01:35:04,839 We will all contribute. 2066 01:35:06,594 --> 01:35:08,718 Okay, Jacques. 2067 01:35:08,720 --> 01:35:11,012 Then, uh... 2068 01:35:11,014 --> 01:35:12,179 that's it. 2069 01:35:12,180 --> 01:35:14,014 Uh, you have a good night, now. 2070 01:35:14,016 --> 01:35:15,601 Good night, George. 2071 01:35:15,602 --> 01:35:17,185 God. 2072 01:35:17,186 --> 01:35:18,644 I'd love to stuff some freedom fries 2073 01:35:18,645 --> 01:35:20,104 right down that frog's throat. 2074 01:35:20,105 --> 01:35:21,146 Yeah. 2075 01:35:21,147 --> 01:35:22,856 Thinks he can have it both ways. 2076 01:35:22,857 --> 01:35:24,484 I mean, ripping off their oil and then 2077 01:35:24,485 --> 01:35:27,111 taking the high horse and claiming the low road. 2078 01:35:27,112 --> 01:35:29,280 Sir, don't lose any sleep over the French. 2079 01:35:29,281 --> 01:35:31,113 He was never onboard. 2080 01:35:31,114 --> 01:35:32,741 They got him on 60 Minutes next week 2081 01:35:32,742 --> 01:35:34,742 calling for 30 more days for the inspectors. 2082 01:35:34,744 --> 01:35:36,828 Thirty days? Mm-hm. 2083 01:35:36,829 --> 01:35:38,162 Oh, next chance that comes up, 2084 01:35:38,163 --> 01:35:40,081 remind me to veto something French 2085 01:35:40,082 --> 01:35:42,125 because I'd be damn glad to. 2086 01:35:42,126 --> 01:35:43,125 What about Putin? 2087 01:35:43,126 --> 01:35:44,125 Get him on the phone. 2088 01:35:44,127 --> 01:35:45,877 All right. 2089 01:35:45,878 --> 01:35:48,295 Might as well get stabbed in the back all at once. 2090 01:35:48,296 --> 01:35:49,630 Like that guy in... 2091 01:35:49,632 --> 01:35:51,467 Rome. 2092 01:35:53,927 --> 01:35:57,597 --teaspoonful of dry anthrax in an envelope 2093 01:35:57,598 --> 01:36:00,684 shut down the United States Senate in the fall of 2001. 2094 01:36:00,685 --> 01:36:02,602 This forced several hundred people 2095 01:36:02,603 --> 01:36:04,937 to undergo emergency medical treatment, 2096 01:36:04,938 --> 01:36:06,438 killed two postal workers, 2097 01:36:06,439 --> 01:36:08,232 just from the amount-- 2098 01:36:08,233 --> 01:36:11,776 Just about this quantity. 2099 01:36:11,777 --> 01:36:17,073 Iraq declared 8500 liters of anthrax. 2100 01:36:17,075 --> 01:36:18,992 My man, Balloon Foot, 2101 01:36:18,994 --> 01:36:21,035 came through in the end, didn't he? 2102 01:36:21,037 --> 01:36:23,371 --even one teaspoonful 2103 01:36:23,372 --> 01:36:27,458 of this deadly material. 2104 01:36:27,459 --> 01:36:29,542 Sir, you know he's been a nudge 2105 01:36:29,543 --> 01:36:30,669 from the beginning 2106 01:36:30,670 --> 01:36:33,255 but this is gonna seal the deal. 2107 01:36:33,256 --> 01:36:36,382 It's the best speech he's ever given. 2108 01:36:39,929 --> 01:36:41,554 Can you believe that, Vice? 2109 01:36:41,556 --> 01:36:44,181 Comrade Pooty-Poot, with all the problems he's got in Chechnya, 2110 01:36:44,183 --> 01:36:47,560 he's got the balls to feel bad for me? 2111 01:36:47,561 --> 01:36:50,062 It's all because of that damn Kraut, Schroeder. 2112 01:36:50,064 --> 01:36:52,105 Used me as a pi�ata to get re-elected. 2113 01:36:52,107 --> 01:36:54,483 I won't forget that. 2114 01:36:54,485 --> 01:36:57,444 Well, at least we got Italy, Australia, 2115 01:36:57,445 --> 01:37:00,446 the Czechs, Spain, Poland, South Korea 2116 01:37:00,447 --> 01:37:01,906 and, you know, the Brits. 2117 01:37:01,907 --> 01:37:05,868 Uh, Romania, Slovenia, Bulgaria... 2118 01:37:05,869 --> 01:37:06,870 Yeah. - ...uh, 2119 01:37:06,871 --> 01:37:08,621 Japan is sending observers. 2120 01:37:08,622 --> 01:37:11,373 And let's not forget the 90 Mongolian troops. 2121 01:37:11,374 --> 01:37:13,501 I hear they're damn fine wrestlers too. 2122 01:37:14,627 --> 01:37:15,961 We got more than 40 countries 2123 01:37:15,963 --> 01:37:17,338 in this coalition, right, guru? 2124 01:37:17,339 --> 01:37:18,880 Uh, yeah. Uh, 49, sir, 2125 01:37:18,881 --> 01:37:21,633 but most of them do not have militaries. 2126 01:37:21,634 --> 01:37:23,717 Uh, some are sending equipment. 2127 01:37:23,718 --> 01:37:25,678 Morocco is sending monkeys. 2128 01:37:25,680 --> 01:37:26,805 What? Monkeys? 2129 01:37:26,806 --> 01:37:28,805 Monkeys that are trained to locate 2130 01:37:28,807 --> 01:37:30,516 and set off minefields, yeah. 2131 01:37:30,517 --> 01:37:32,434 Now, that's a good idea. - Mm-hm. 2132 01:37:32,435 --> 01:37:35,145 Okay, Tommy's standing by in Qatar. 2133 01:37:35,146 --> 01:37:37,397 Right. Hey, Tommy. 2134 01:37:37,398 --> 01:37:38,899 How you doing over there? 2135 01:37:38,900 --> 01:37:41,275 Hot as a goat's asshole, sir. 2136 01:37:41,277 --> 01:37:42,818 What's the latest plan, Tom? 2137 01:37:42,819 --> 01:37:44,780 Well, we should have 140,000 2138 01:37:44,781 --> 01:37:46,489 in the region any day now. 2139 01:37:46,490 --> 01:37:48,783 Seventy eight thousand of them ground forces. 2140 01:37:48,784 --> 01:37:50,744 Another 50,000 are on the way. 2141 01:37:50,745 --> 01:37:54,039 We'll have a total force level of 208,000 on the ground. 2142 01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:56,247 That's great, Tommy. So you got all you need to go? 2143 01:37:56,248 --> 01:37:57,832 Yes, sir. 2144 01:37:57,834 --> 01:37:59,418 Now-- Now, sir, we have identified 2145 01:37:59,419 --> 01:38:01,669 over 24 high-value targets. 2146 01:38:01,671 --> 01:38:04,881 But this could result in civilian deaths. 2147 01:38:04,883 --> 01:38:07,634 I'm no target picker, Tommy, but I'm not Clinton either. 2148 01:38:07,635 --> 01:38:09,260 I don't wanna fire no $2 million missile 2149 01:38:09,261 --> 01:38:11,179 at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the ass. 2150 01:38:12,597 --> 01:38:14,473 Not gonna happen on my watch, sir. 2151 01:38:14,474 --> 01:38:16,684 Be sure not to hit any schools or hospitals. 2152 01:38:16,685 --> 01:38:18,393 Well, I read you on the hospitals. 2153 01:38:18,394 --> 01:38:20,228 Any schools we'll hit at night. 2154 01:38:20,229 --> 01:38:22,439 All right, what about projected casualties? 2155 01:38:22,440 --> 01:38:23,815 Well, I think now, 2156 01:38:23,816 --> 01:38:27,236 more in the neighborhood of several hundred. 2157 01:38:27,237 --> 01:38:29,237 All right, just remember, Americans don't like 2158 01:38:29,239 --> 01:38:31,573 to see dead boys on their television sets, now. 2159 01:38:31,574 --> 01:38:34,492 Yes, death tends to give war a depressing image. 2160 01:38:34,493 --> 01:38:35,868 We can issue a blackout 2161 01:38:35,869 --> 01:38:38,454 on any coverage of soldiers in caskets. 2162 01:38:38,455 --> 01:38:41,039 The same thing should apply to military funerals. 2163 01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:43,625 Oh, yeah, that's good, Vice. 2164 01:38:43,626 --> 01:38:47,462 Well, it's been a long haul, gentlemen, ladies. 2165 01:38:47,464 --> 01:38:49,714 Now, I don't care what happens now. 2166 01:38:49,715 --> 01:38:52,592 How many damn votes we do or don't get in the U.N. 2167 01:38:53,969 --> 01:38:56,554 Come Monday morning, 10 a.m., 2168 01:38:56,555 --> 01:38:59,056 I'm giving Saddam and his two sons 48 hours 2169 01:38:59,057 --> 01:39:00,432 to get out of Dodge, okay? 2170 01:39:00,434 --> 01:39:02,225 Indeed. 2171 01:39:02,227 --> 01:39:03,727 All right. 2172 01:39:05,731 --> 01:39:07,188 Everybody in agreement then? 2173 01:39:07,189 --> 01:39:08,273 Yes, sir. 2174 01:39:08,274 --> 01:39:10,317 All right. 2175 01:39:10,318 --> 01:39:12,694 May God bless the troops. 2176 01:39:12,695 --> 01:39:16,447 May God bless America. 2177 01:39:16,448 --> 01:39:18,782 #...Not half as much as me # 2178 01:39:18,784 --> 01:39:21,159 # She cried so When I left her # 2179 01:39:21,160 --> 01:39:23,412 # It liked have Broke my heart # 2180 01:39:23,413 --> 01:39:25,873 # And if I ever find her # 2181 01:39:25,874 --> 01:39:28,626 # We never move apart # 2182 01:39:52,773 --> 01:39:53,981 All right, way to go. 2183 01:39:53,982 --> 01:39:56,026 This is like the fall of the Berlin Wall. 2184 01:39:56,027 --> 01:39:58,237 I got goose bumps. 2185 01:39:58,238 --> 01:40:00,613 Not one CBW attack. Not one Scud. No surprises. 2186 01:40:00,615 --> 01:40:02,324 Except they're not surrendering. 2187 01:40:02,325 --> 01:40:04,952 Thousands are just taking off their uniforms and going home. 2188 01:40:04,953 --> 01:40:07,370 Well, good. I'll bet Saddam's running from 2189 01:40:07,371 --> 01:40:09,413 palace to palace trying to find his passports. 2190 01:40:10,623 --> 01:40:12,248 Don't say I was wrong on this. 2191 01:40:12,249 --> 01:40:14,126 We did it, sir. Congratulations. 2192 01:40:14,127 --> 01:40:15,293 Sure did, Colin. 2193 01:40:15,294 --> 01:40:17,378 Congratulations. Good to see you smiling, Vice. 2194 01:40:17,379 --> 01:40:19,630 What do you mean "we", Kemosabe? 2195 01:40:19,631 --> 01:40:20,715 Hey, good job. 2196 01:40:20,716 --> 01:40:23,343 Hey, good job, sir. Good job. 2197 01:40:23,344 --> 01:40:25,220 Funny, Dick, I remember you once agreeing 2198 01:40:25,221 --> 01:40:27,680 that going all the way to Baghdad would be a mistake. 2199 01:40:27,681 --> 01:40:29,764 Well, I think you made a bigger boo-boo, Colin. 2200 01:40:29,766 --> 01:40:31,476 You could've been president. 2201 01:40:31,477 --> 01:40:32,600 Fuck you. 2202 01:40:38,524 --> 01:40:40,900 This is for those who doubted I won the election. 2203 01:40:40,901 --> 01:40:42,736 Yes, sir. And who doubted my judgment. 2204 01:40:42,737 --> 01:40:44,446 So dropping a rope 2205 01:40:44,447 --> 01:40:46,363 around his neck, that didn't bring it down. 2206 01:40:46,364 --> 01:40:48,949 Uh, they took an axe to the base of the statue, 2207 01:40:48,951 --> 01:40:50,034 that didn't bring it down. 2208 01:40:50,036 --> 01:40:53,079 And this is finally what did. 2209 01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:54,914 Yeah. 2210 01:40:54,915 --> 01:40:57,624 We got the son of a bitch. How about that? 2211 01:40:57,625 --> 01:40:59,125 Maybe he called it right after all. 2212 01:41:01,212 --> 01:41:03,546 Well, they got the statue. 2213 01:41:03,547 --> 01:41:05,130 Now they gotta catch the man. 2214 01:41:12,890 --> 01:41:14,932 Live from New York City, 2215 01:41:14,933 --> 01:41:16,725 this is Spin Ball with Jack Hawk 2216 01:41:16,726 --> 01:41:18,810 and Candice Black. 2217 01:41:22,481 --> 01:41:23,898 What did you think of that? 2218 01:41:23,899 --> 01:41:25,317 That was spectacular, wasn't it? 2219 01:41:25,318 --> 01:41:27,067 You know, Jack, it's really stunning. 2220 01:41:27,068 --> 01:41:31,113 I mean, he's landing on a boat at 150 miles per hour. 2221 01:41:31,114 --> 01:41:33,491 I can't think of a Democrat that would do that. 2222 01:41:33,492 --> 01:41:35,201 Exactly. Imagine Kerry. 2223 01:41:35,202 --> 01:41:37,535 Kerry would never be able to pull this off. 2224 01:41:37,537 --> 01:41:40,580 This is the guy who threw down someone else's Vietnam medals. 2225 01:41:40,581 --> 01:41:43,500 George Bush, on the other hand, a man's man. 2226 01:41:43,502 --> 01:41:45,417 Women love that. We're buying into that, 2227 01:41:45,418 --> 01:41:47,712 and perception is reality. 2228 01:41:47,714 --> 01:41:49,839 George Bush looks for real, all right. 2229 01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:53,218 He didn't fight in the war but he looks like he did. 2230 01:41:53,220 --> 01:41:56,762 And women love President Bush for this very reason. 2231 01:41:56,763 --> 01:41:59,890 And women love this war. It's simple. 2232 01:41:59,891 --> 01:42:01,893 My fellow Americans, 2233 01:42:01,894 --> 01:42:05,646 major combat operations in Iraq has ended. 2234 01:42:05,647 --> 01:42:07,939 In the battle of Iraq, 2235 01:42:07,940 --> 01:42:12,485 the United States and our allies have prevailed. 2236 01:42:16,365 --> 01:42:19,491 In the images of celebrating Iraqis, 2237 01:42:19,493 --> 01:42:21,409 we have seen the ageless appeal 2238 01:42:21,411 --> 01:42:23,328 of human freedom. 2239 01:42:23,330 --> 01:42:28,041 Everywhere that freedom steers, let tyrants fear. 2240 01:42:28,042 --> 01:42:31,168 That is the almighty's gift to every man 2241 01:42:31,169 --> 01:42:32,837 and woman in this world. 2242 01:42:34,007 --> 01:42:35,631 May God bless you all. 2243 01:42:35,632 --> 01:42:38,925 And may God continue to bless America. 2244 01:42:50,439 --> 01:42:51,688 Roadside bombs 2245 01:42:51,689 --> 01:42:53,773 killed six U.S. soldiers today 2246 01:42:53,775 --> 01:42:56,859 in separate attacks in Fallujah and Baghdad. 2247 01:42:56,860 --> 01:43:00,113 To date, 853 American soldiers 2248 01:43:00,115 --> 01:43:01,281 have been killed in Iraq. 2249 01:43:03,158 --> 01:43:04,658 The bombing continues 2250 01:43:04,659 --> 01:43:06,035 a recent pattern of insurgency 2251 01:43:06,036 --> 01:43:07,744 directed at American troops 2252 01:43:07,745 --> 01:43:10,330 but also the Iraqi civilian population, 2253 01:43:10,332 --> 01:43:12,081 which is divided between Shiite 2254 01:43:12,082 --> 01:43:14,959 and Sunni religious affiliations. 2255 01:43:14,960 --> 01:43:16,669 A truck bomb killed 2256 01:43:16,670 --> 01:43:19,589 at least 17 and wounded over 100 2257 01:43:19,590 --> 01:43:21,966 at the U.N. headquarters in Baghdad. 2258 01:43:21,968 --> 01:43:24,510 The blast also killed U.N. Ambassador 2259 01:43:24,511 --> 01:43:27,930 S�rgio de Mello, who appears to have been the main target. 2260 01:43:27,931 --> 01:43:29,764 Back up! Back up! 2261 01:43:29,766 --> 01:43:31,558 Get off the side of the road! 2262 01:43:31,560 --> 01:43:33,559 Former members of the Iraqi army 2263 01:43:33,560 --> 01:43:35,979 are protesting the dissolution of the armed forces. 2264 01:43:35,981 --> 01:43:38,606 They have guns but no food to feed their families. 2265 01:43:38,607 --> 01:43:40,066 Some have threatened that they will 2266 01:43:40,068 --> 01:43:41,609 resort to suicide attacks 2267 01:43:41,610 --> 01:43:43,693 if their grievances are not addressed. 2268 01:43:47,949 --> 01:43:49,826 Then the Pentagon told me we'd be down 2269 01:43:49,827 --> 01:43:52,159 to 25 to 30,000 troops by August. 2270 01:43:52,160 --> 01:43:54,495 Is that anywhere near possible now? 2271 01:43:54,497 --> 01:43:55,872 Well, I'm afraid, Mr. President, 2272 01:43:55,873 --> 01:43:58,333 we're in for a longer haul than we thought. 2273 01:43:58,334 --> 01:44:00,961 Then where the hell are the WMDs at? 2274 01:44:00,962 --> 01:44:03,339 Well, we control the country now, sir, 2275 01:44:03,340 --> 01:44:05,130 so I'm sure we're gonna find them. 2276 01:44:06,465 --> 01:44:07,676 All right, tell me this. 2277 01:44:07,677 --> 01:44:09,301 Whose job is it 2278 01:44:09,302 --> 01:44:12,138 to find these damn weapons? 2279 01:44:15,100 --> 01:44:16,516 Bremer, I mean, 2280 01:44:16,517 --> 01:44:18,892 you're running the whole show here, right? 2281 01:44:18,893 --> 01:44:19,894 Well? 2282 01:44:19,896 --> 01:44:21,562 That's not within my purview, sir. 2283 01:44:21,563 --> 01:44:24,023 I thought General Franks was taking the initiative there. 2284 01:44:24,024 --> 01:44:26,108 Tom, you're commander of the whole shebang-- 2285 01:44:26,109 --> 01:44:27,776 Well, that area was never 2286 01:44:27,777 --> 01:44:29,736 part of my command responsibility, sir. 2287 01:44:29,738 --> 01:44:31,696 There was a team assigned by the Pentagon-- 2288 01:44:31,697 --> 01:44:33,740 No, no. Who? Who's in charge? 2289 01:44:39,456 --> 01:44:43,583 Well, as per Secretary Rumsfeld's wishes, sir, 2290 01:44:43,584 --> 01:44:46,669 most normal post-op State Department functions, sir, 2291 01:44:46,670 --> 01:44:48,921 were stripped from us and given to Defense. 2292 01:44:48,923 --> 01:44:51,840 Why wasn't I told? Hm? 2293 01:44:51,841 --> 01:44:53,384 What's Rummy say about this? 2294 01:44:53,385 --> 01:44:55,760 Uh, Cambone-- Uh, I believe that 2295 01:44:55,762 --> 01:44:58,555 it's Stephen Cambone's jurisdiction, sir. 2296 01:44:58,556 --> 01:45:01,099 Cam-- What is that? Cam who? Cam who? 2297 01:45:01,100 --> 01:45:03,267 Well, he's Undersecretary of Defense 2298 01:45:03,268 --> 01:45:04,977 for Intelligence, Mr. President. 2299 01:45:04,979 --> 01:45:07,273 He reports to Secretary Rumsfeld. 2300 01:45:07,274 --> 01:45:08,648 Well, that's great. 2301 01:45:08,649 --> 01:45:10,232 I mean, that's just great. 2302 01:45:12,360 --> 01:45:15,321 Why the heck didn't anyone tell me this before, huh? 2303 01:45:17,699 --> 01:45:18,906 Mr. President, 2304 01:45:18,908 --> 01:45:20,952 I wanna go back to Iraq. 2305 01:45:23,078 --> 01:45:25,913 Look, let me make this clear, 2306 01:45:25,914 --> 01:45:29,417 since I've had some experience dealing with these matters. 2307 01:45:31,629 --> 01:45:36,131 My son has got the toughest position in the world. 2308 01:45:36,132 --> 01:45:40,259 He's the one who gets the Intelligence briefings. 2309 01:45:40,261 --> 01:45:42,095 And as Americans, 2310 01:45:42,096 --> 01:45:44,723 it's our duty to fully support his efforts 2311 01:45:44,724 --> 01:45:47,976 to bring freedom and democracy to the Middle East. 2312 01:45:50,354 --> 01:45:53,022 And as a father, 2313 01:45:53,023 --> 01:45:54,774 I'll be damned if I'll listen to people 2314 01:45:54,775 --> 01:45:58,777 who are always trying to tear the boy down. 2315 01:46:00,072 --> 01:46:01,781 And you know what, 2316 01:46:01,782 --> 01:46:03,198 they built him a set of metal legs 2317 01:46:03,199 --> 01:46:05,201 made him faster than what he used to be. 2318 01:46:05,202 --> 01:46:07,076 They make them that good these days. 2319 01:46:07,077 --> 01:46:08,661 You and I are gonna run together, son, 2320 01:46:08,663 --> 01:46:10,912 soon as you get back on your feet. 2321 01:46:10,913 --> 01:46:12,331 I give you my promise, all right? 2322 01:46:13,917 --> 01:46:15,834 Okay? 2323 01:46:34,437 --> 01:46:36,269 Um, got him this shirt. 2324 01:46:36,271 --> 01:46:38,105 Maybe you can give it to him when he wakes up. 2325 01:46:38,106 --> 01:46:39,940 I'd like 2326 01:46:39,941 --> 01:46:41,484 to stand up for you, sir. 2327 01:46:41,485 --> 01:46:43,318 No, you don't, sergeant. 2328 01:46:43,320 --> 01:46:46,071 No, I'm the one standing up for you. 2329 01:46:46,073 --> 01:46:48,698 Laura and I are looking forward to seeing you again next trip. 2330 01:46:48,699 --> 01:46:50,366 All right, now? That's right. 2331 01:46:50,367 --> 01:46:52,451 All right, you hang in there. 2332 01:46:55,456 --> 01:46:56,539 Thank you. 2333 01:47:04,255 --> 01:47:05,213 Thank you. 2334 01:47:07,926 --> 01:47:10,219 David, good to see you. 2335 01:47:10,220 --> 01:47:11,344 Mr. President. 2336 01:47:11,345 --> 01:47:12,804 So, what do you got for us? 2337 01:47:15,974 --> 01:47:18,184 You used to love pecan pie, Mr. President. 2338 01:47:18,185 --> 01:47:19,184 Well, I've given up sweets 2339 01:47:19,186 --> 01:47:21,187 since the start of the war, Rummy. 2340 01:47:21,188 --> 01:47:24,480 My personal sacrifice to show support for our troops. 2341 01:47:24,482 --> 01:47:26,317 The best pie I've ever tasted, 2342 01:47:26,318 --> 01:47:28,026 Mr. President. 2343 01:47:29,529 --> 01:47:31,488 So, what you're telling me, David, 2344 01:47:31,489 --> 01:47:34,241 comes down to nothing on nothing? 2345 01:47:34,242 --> 01:47:36,118 Frankly, we missed it, sir, because Saddam 2346 01:47:36,119 --> 01:47:38,369 pretended that he had the weapons. 2347 01:47:38,371 --> 01:47:40,247 It-- It doesn't make sense. 2348 01:47:40,248 --> 01:47:42,414 I mean, why would he risk his life and government 2349 01:47:42,415 --> 01:47:44,501 by not coming clean? 2350 01:47:44,502 --> 01:47:46,794 Because I think 2351 01:47:46,795 --> 01:47:48,378 he didn't want his own people to know 2352 01:47:48,379 --> 01:47:49,964 that he didn't have the weapons. 2353 01:47:49,965 --> 01:47:52,591 It's part of his Superman image. 2354 01:47:52,592 --> 01:47:55,218 And afraid they'd cut his throat if they found out the truth. 2355 01:47:55,219 --> 01:47:56,553 Wait, so you're saying 2356 01:47:56,554 --> 01:47:58,387 this guy was running a full house off a pair? 2357 01:47:58,388 --> 01:47:59,806 I mean, come on, that's just nuts. 2358 01:47:59,808 --> 01:48:01,808 He really thought you were bluffing. 2359 01:48:01,809 --> 01:48:03,101 Right up to the end. 2360 01:48:03,102 --> 01:48:05,477 Me, bluff? 2361 01:48:05,479 --> 01:48:06,771 How could the CIA, 2362 01:48:06,773 --> 01:48:09,397 all our Intel people, completely muff this? 2363 01:48:10,733 --> 01:48:12,900 I told Mr. Tenet from the beginning 2364 01:48:12,902 --> 01:48:17,489 that things weren't panning out the way we thought they existed. 2365 01:48:17,490 --> 01:48:19,865 And your National Security Advisors 2366 01:48:19,867 --> 01:48:21,826 should've gotten into this, 2367 01:48:21,827 --> 01:48:23,661 gotten the details and vetted them for you. 2368 01:48:23,662 --> 01:48:25,413 Believe me, Dr. Kay, 2369 01:48:25,414 --> 01:48:28,039 when I say that we were getting thousands of reports weekly, 2370 01:48:28,041 --> 01:48:29,707 and not just from you or the CIA-- 2371 01:48:29,708 --> 01:48:31,543 I don't see-- 2372 01:48:31,544 --> 01:48:33,546 I don't know that putting the blame on some-- 2373 01:48:33,547 --> 01:48:35,380 Mr. President, I think we're being 2374 01:48:35,381 --> 01:48:38,425 overly negative in a situation 2375 01:48:38,427 --> 01:48:42,427 where, indeed, we lack the metrics 2376 01:48:42,429 --> 01:48:47,058 to judge the overall success of the global war on terror. 2377 01:48:47,060 --> 01:48:50,562 Uh, my office, ahem, sent to you spy satellite photos 2378 01:48:50,563 --> 01:48:54,981 that showed that WMDs could be hidden in caves 2379 01:48:54,982 --> 01:48:57,527 that you never responded to. 2380 01:48:57,528 --> 01:49:01,362 We, uh, analyzed those photos, Mr. Vice President, 2381 01:49:01,364 --> 01:49:04,241 and they are actually trenches. 2382 01:49:04,242 --> 01:49:06,158 Watering holes for cattle. 2383 01:49:06,160 --> 01:49:08,076 Not caves. 2384 01:49:08,078 --> 01:49:10,288 That's not what my people told me. 2385 01:49:10,289 --> 01:49:11,913 Vice, you grew up in Wyoming. 2386 01:49:11,915 --> 01:49:14,918 You should damn well know cattle. 2387 01:49:14,919 --> 01:49:16,084 I mean, there you go. 2388 01:49:16,086 --> 01:49:18,628 You-- You-- You fool me once, shame on you. 2389 01:49:18,630 --> 01:49:20,629 Now, fool me twice and-- And-- And-- 2390 01:49:21,924 --> 01:49:23,592 You can't-- You can't get fooled again. 2391 01:49:28,639 --> 01:49:31,599 I'm sorry, Mr. President. 2392 01:49:31,600 --> 01:49:33,309 We thought he had WMDs. 2393 01:49:35,228 --> 01:49:37,438 But we were all wrong about him. 2394 01:49:39,649 --> 01:49:41,358 And I include myself. 2395 01:49:47,572 --> 01:49:50,534 Our system, 2396 01:49:50,535 --> 01:49:53,119 the integrity of it, 2397 01:49:53,120 --> 01:49:55,412 has broken down completely. 2398 01:49:58,750 --> 01:50:02,585 And I have never traded access for integrity. 2399 01:50:04,046 --> 01:50:06,381 And I am obligated to resign. 2400 01:50:32,865 --> 01:50:35,325 Well, that was some shit sandwich he served us for lunch. 2401 01:50:35,326 --> 01:50:36,409 We're still working on it. 2402 01:50:36,410 --> 01:50:37,993 We can find someone who can deliver. 2403 01:50:37,994 --> 01:50:39,871 I don't buy it. You know he had those weapons. 2404 01:50:39,872 --> 01:50:41,954 No doubt. But now we shift the ground. 2405 01:50:41,955 --> 01:50:44,041 Keep the focus on freedom and democracy. 2406 01:50:44,042 --> 01:50:45,835 Rumsfeld is on another planet. 2407 01:50:45,836 --> 01:50:47,043 Sometimes I wonder. 2408 01:50:47,044 --> 01:50:48,712 I think he's lost it. 2409 01:50:48,713 --> 01:50:49,795 What about Iran? 2410 01:50:49,797 --> 01:50:50,963 Oh, yeah. 2411 01:50:50,965 --> 01:50:53,341 Big-time uranium enrichment program going on. 2412 01:50:53,342 --> 01:50:55,884 We're on it. - Well, stay on it. 2413 01:50:55,886 --> 01:50:58,930 There's something there. I can feel it. 2414 01:50:58,931 --> 01:51:00,139 Kansas State and Ohio State, 2415 01:51:00,140 --> 01:51:01,932 a pair of top-ten teams, squared off 2416 01:51:01,933 --> 01:51:03,226 in the Fiesta Bowl. 2417 01:51:03,227 --> 01:51:05,059 Of course, that was for the championship. 2418 01:51:05,060 --> 01:51:07,563 Krenzel, your MVP, four touchdowns passing. 2419 01:51:13,026 --> 01:51:14,234 Funny thing... 2420 01:51:14,236 --> 01:51:16,320 Hm? 2421 01:51:16,321 --> 01:51:18,364 ...Poppy once said. 2422 01:51:20,117 --> 01:51:22,118 I didn't appreciate it. 2423 01:51:23,536 --> 01:51:25,663 What was that, Geo? 2424 01:51:27,457 --> 01:51:29,248 Something about: 2425 01:51:30,335 --> 01:51:31,458 "Sometimes it's better 2426 01:51:31,459 --> 01:51:33,628 to stay out of the barrel." 2427 01:51:43,179 --> 01:51:45,222 These lines here... 2428 01:51:46,391 --> 01:51:50,227 It seemed like they just dug in overnight. 2429 01:51:50,228 --> 01:51:52,647 You're as handsome as ever, Geo. 2430 01:51:52,648 --> 01:51:55,524 Only makes you look more distinguished. 2431 01:51:58,359 --> 01:51:59,902 Your favorite play is coming to town. 2432 01:51:59,903 --> 01:52:02,238 Why don't we get tickets? 2433 01:52:03,949 --> 01:52:05,741 Hm? 2434 01:52:05,742 --> 01:52:06,826 Huh? 2435 01:52:06,827 --> 01:52:08,576 Cats. 2436 01:52:08,578 --> 01:52:11,828 The Broadway company is going to be here. 2437 01:52:11,830 --> 01:52:14,041 You wanna go? 2438 01:52:14,043 --> 01:52:16,459 Cats? 2439 01:52:16,461 --> 01:52:18,921 That's something I'd stay up late for. Definitely. 2440 01:52:18,922 --> 01:52:20,838 I thought so. 2441 01:52:24,886 --> 01:52:26,718 You know, I don't get it. 2442 01:52:27,888 --> 01:52:32,099 All this psychobabble in the media. 2443 01:52:32,100 --> 01:52:33,391 I mean, all-- All I wanted to do 2444 01:52:33,393 --> 01:52:36,436 is make this a better and safer world. 2445 01:52:36,437 --> 01:52:39,189 For everyone. 2446 01:52:39,190 --> 01:52:41,316 There's good and there's evil. 2447 01:52:41,317 --> 01:52:42,817 And you and I and-- 2448 01:52:42,818 --> 01:52:47,405 And the rest of the people in America know the difference. 2449 01:52:47,407 --> 01:52:48,738 That good ultimately wins out. 2450 01:52:53,202 --> 01:52:55,871 But you have to fight for it. 2451 01:52:55,872 --> 01:52:57,289 And you have to fight for it. 2452 01:52:57,290 --> 01:53:01,960 People have no idea how hard it is on us. 2453 01:53:04,129 --> 01:53:07,215 The sacrifices you've made. 2454 01:53:07,216 --> 01:53:10,509 Laura, I knew when I married you what you were made of. 2455 01:53:10,510 --> 01:53:13,471 Well, that same bolt of lightning hit both of us. 2456 01:53:13,472 --> 01:53:14,638 Hm. 2457 01:53:14,640 --> 01:53:16,724 For better or worse. 2458 01:53:16,725 --> 01:53:18,808 Mostly better. 2459 01:53:20,143 --> 01:53:21,436 Mwah. 2460 01:53:23,606 --> 01:53:26,232 Since the start of the war, though, 2461 01:53:26,233 --> 01:53:30,360 I barely have time to run my 3 miles anymore. 2462 01:53:30,362 --> 01:53:31,613 My knees hurt. 2463 01:53:31,614 --> 01:53:33,947 I'm just off my pace. 2464 01:53:35,116 --> 01:53:37,493 It's been hard on me, Laura. 2465 01:53:37,494 --> 01:53:40,204 On top of everything else. 2466 01:53:40,205 --> 01:53:44,289 Well, someday the war will be over. 2467 01:53:45,710 --> 01:53:47,960 And we can have our lives back. 2468 01:53:50,631 --> 01:53:52,172 I'll get those tickets for next week. 2469 01:54:01,474 --> 01:54:03,099 Poppy, what are you doing here? 2470 01:54:03,101 --> 01:54:04,810 I used to sit in this chair. 2471 01:54:04,811 --> 01:54:07,479 Opposite Baker. 2472 01:54:07,480 --> 01:54:09,606 Huh? 2473 01:54:09,607 --> 01:54:11,482 Got him to help pull your ass out of the fire 2474 01:54:11,484 --> 01:54:12,859 in Florida in 2000. 2475 01:54:14,946 --> 01:54:16,321 Don't forget that. 2476 01:54:17,656 --> 01:54:19,323 Come on. Let's go. 2477 01:54:19,324 --> 01:54:21,617 A little mano a mano. 2478 01:54:22,994 --> 01:54:24,535 Bet you I can still whip your ass. 2479 01:54:24,536 --> 01:54:26,079 What? 2480 01:54:26,080 --> 01:54:29,040 Got to admit, I scared you back then. 2481 01:54:29,041 --> 01:54:30,334 Still scare you, don't I? 2482 01:54:30,335 --> 01:54:32,377 I got a lot on my mind. I don't need this, Poppy. 2483 01:54:32,378 --> 01:54:34,128 Not now. 2484 01:54:38,800 --> 01:54:40,925 Why you being so ornery? 2485 01:54:40,926 --> 01:54:43,386 Because you disappoint me, junior. 2486 01:54:43,388 --> 01:54:45,347 Deeply disappoint me. 2487 01:54:45,348 --> 01:54:46,890 After all these years. 2488 01:54:46,891 --> 01:54:48,350 Still? 2489 01:54:48,351 --> 01:54:49,267 You're still with that? 2490 01:54:49,269 --> 01:54:50,977 No, no, no. 2491 01:54:50,978 --> 01:54:54,190 Not the girls or summer jobs anymore. 2492 01:54:56,734 --> 01:54:58,609 I dug myself out of the depths of hell 2493 01:54:58,611 --> 01:55:00,276 to stand on my own two feet. 2494 01:55:00,277 --> 01:55:02,948 Make something of myself. And I did it on my own. 2495 01:55:02,949 --> 01:55:04,531 Ha! Think you did. 2496 01:55:04,532 --> 01:55:06,742 Yeah, well, you also wrecked it. 2497 01:55:06,744 --> 01:55:08,368 Wrecked. Wrecked what? 2498 01:55:08,369 --> 01:55:10,287 You've ruined it for us. 2499 01:55:10,288 --> 01:55:11,747 What are you talking about? 2500 01:55:11,748 --> 01:55:13,039 The Bush name. 2501 01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:14,040 Get out of my office. 2502 01:55:14,041 --> 01:55:16,793 Two hundred years of work. For Jeb. 2503 01:55:16,794 --> 01:55:18,919 Get out. 2504 01:55:18,920 --> 01:55:21,964 With this fiasco. 2505 01:55:21,966 --> 01:55:23,466 Get out of my life! 2506 01:55:23,467 --> 01:55:25,676 That's what it is. 2507 01:55:25,677 --> 01:55:27,219 A goddamn fiasco. 2508 01:55:27,220 --> 01:55:28,512 Get out! 2509 01:55:28,513 --> 01:55:30,472 George! George. 2510 01:55:32,099 --> 01:55:33,350 Are you all right? 2511 01:55:33,351 --> 01:55:35,309 Oh, Jesus. 2512 01:55:35,311 --> 01:55:38,021 Jesus, George. 2513 01:55:42,608 --> 01:55:45,069 There's been tough weeks in Iraq. 2514 01:55:45,070 --> 01:55:47,195 But our central commitment of the mission 2515 01:55:47,197 --> 01:55:51,784 is the transfer of sovereignty back to the Iraqi people. 2516 01:55:51,785 --> 01:55:53,576 Now, we've set a deadline 2517 01:55:53,577 --> 01:55:55,495 for this to take place. 2518 01:55:55,496 --> 01:55:57,081 Three months from now. 2519 01:55:57,082 --> 01:56:00,792 June 30, 2004. 2520 01:56:07,632 --> 01:56:10,801 Now, it-- It's important that we meet that deadline, all right? 2521 01:56:13,555 --> 01:56:15,721 The only way we can win, um, 2522 01:56:17,934 --> 01:56:21,477 is to leave before the job is done. 2523 01:56:23,314 --> 01:56:25,647 Yeah. 2524 01:56:25,648 --> 01:56:26,984 I'll-- I'll now take questions. 2525 01:56:29,735 --> 01:56:31,278 Yeah, uh... 2526 01:56:32,197 --> 01:56:33,614 Uh, Miss China? 2527 01:56:33,615 --> 01:56:37,534 Mr. President, I know this is a tough question 2528 01:56:37,536 --> 01:56:40,161 but, um, my viewers would really like to know. 2529 01:56:40,162 --> 01:56:42,621 What place do you think you'll have in history? 2530 01:56:42,622 --> 01:56:44,540 In history? 2531 01:56:44,541 --> 01:56:46,459 Oh, I don't know. 2532 01:56:46,460 --> 01:56:48,668 Um, In history, we'll all be dead. 2533 01:56:50,089 --> 01:56:51,671 Mr. President? 2534 01:56:51,672 --> 01:56:53,173 Yeah, uh... 2535 01:56:53,174 --> 01:56:55,259 Mr. President? - Yeah, uh, John, there. 2536 01:56:55,260 --> 01:56:56,718 Thank you, sir. Mr. President. 2537 01:56:56,720 --> 01:56:57,720 Yeah. 2538 01:56:57,721 --> 01:56:59,639 After 9/11, what would you say 2539 01:56:59,640 --> 01:57:01,973 your biggest mistakes would be 2540 01:57:01,974 --> 01:57:04,435 and what lessons have you learned from them? 2541 01:57:05,144 --> 01:57:06,394 Um... 2542 01:57:10,022 --> 01:57:11,608 Uh... 2543 01:57:11,609 --> 01:57:14,651 Now, I wish you would have given me this written question 2544 01:57:14,652 --> 01:57:17,071 beforehand, John, so I... 2545 01:57:18,655 --> 01:57:20,782 So I could prepare for it. 2546 01:57:20,783 --> 01:57:22,200 Well... 2547 01:57:24,913 --> 01:57:26,663 You know, I-- I just, uh... 2548 01:57:29,457 --> 01:57:31,459 Uh... 2549 01:57:31,460 --> 01:57:34,337 John, I'm sure historians will say, "Gosh," you know. 2550 01:57:34,338 --> 01:57:35,964 "I wish he could have done better." 2551 01:57:35,965 --> 01:57:39,049 You know, this way or that way, uh... 2552 01:57:42,094 --> 01:57:43,844 I... 2553 01:57:43,845 --> 01:57:45,473 Yeah. 2554 01:57:45,474 --> 01:57:47,347 I'm sure something will pop into my head here 2555 01:57:47,349 --> 01:57:50,059 in the midst of the press conference with all the pressure 2556 01:57:50,060 --> 01:57:52,102 of trying to come up with an answer but it hasn't yet. 2557 01:57:56,983 --> 01:57:59,360 You know, I hope, uh-- 2558 01:57:59,361 --> 01:58:01,110 I don't wanna sound like, uh, 2559 01:58:01,111 --> 01:58:02,695 I haven't made no mistakes. 2560 01:58:02,697 --> 01:58:05,322 You know, I'm confident I have. 2561 01:58:05,323 --> 01:58:07,159 It's just, I haven't, uh... 2562 01:58:09,328 --> 01:58:11,788 You know, you really put me on the spot here, John. 2563 01:58:11,790 --> 01:58:14,374 And maybe I'm not as quick, uh, on my feet 2564 01:58:14,375 --> 01:58:17,708 as I should be in coming up with one but, uh... 2565 01:58:39,606 --> 01:58:40,939 Uh, Mr. President. 2566 01:58:40,941 --> 01:58:43,735 Not now, Ari. Not now. I'm busy. 2567 01:58:52,994 --> 01:58:55,077 We're locked into a dandy. 2568 01:58:55,078 --> 01:58:57,080 One-one here, bottom of the eighth, two outs 2569 01:58:57,081 --> 01:58:58,705 as Spencer stands in. 2570 01:58:58,707 --> 01:59:00,666 He's 3-for-3 on the night. 2571 01:59:00,667 --> 01:59:03,543 But this is the first time he's come up with a man on base. 2572 01:59:03,544 --> 01:59:05,045 He hasn't had a chance to do damage. 2573 01:59:05,047 --> 01:59:07,631 He'd certainly love to do some here. 2574 01:59:07,632 --> 01:59:09,091 Monroe off the post. 2575 01:59:09,093 --> 01:59:10,800 That was the starting pitcher, by the way. 2576 01:59:10,802 --> 01:59:13,095 Jay Fletcher you just saw down in the bullpen. 2577 01:59:13,096 --> 01:59:14,471 Woodhouse is on deck. 2578 01:59:14,472 --> 01:59:16,555 Schwartz will follow if we get that far. 2579 01:59:16,557 --> 01:59:19,017 Chavez now from the stretch. 2580 01:59:19,018 --> 01:59:20,725 And the pitch to Monroe. 2581 01:59:20,726 --> 01:59:23,520 Swinging, there's a fly ball into right field. 2582 01:59:23,522 --> 01:59:25,021 Moving over. 2583 01:59:25,022 --> 01:59:26,524 He dives, he misses the ball. 2584 01:59:26,525 --> 01:59:29,026 Monroe runs first. He heads for second. 2585 01:59:29,028 --> 01:59:31,653 And here comes Spencer around third going for home. 2586 01:59:31,655 --> 01:59:33,446 The relay to the plate is... 2587 01:59:33,447 --> 01:59:36,408 not in time. And Texas takes the lead, 2 to 1. 2588 02:06:38,015 --> 02:06:39,015 Subtitles by LeapinLar