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# Oh, say, can you see #
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# By the dawn's early light #
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# What so proudly we... #
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Drilled down
the left field line,
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it's a base hit into left field...
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And now,
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ladies and gentlemen,
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the 43rd President
of the United States,
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George W. Bush.
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"Axis of Hatred"?
- I know.
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Something about it
just misses.
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Any other brilliant ideas?
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How about "Axis of Weasels"?
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Don't get cute, Karl.
This is serious now.
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I think it needs to be stronger.
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Just cut through the noise.
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Like Reagan with
the Evil Empire speech.
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Was it too much then to--?
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What about "Axis of Evil"?
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Axis of Evil?
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Evil? Yeah, I like the ring
of that. That's good.
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Mr. President,
"axis" brings up World War II.
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You can't link Germany and Japan
with Iraq and North Korea.
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No, I-- I disagree, Colin.
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Weapons of mass destruction
make these countries dangerous.
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We gotta begin educating
the public
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about the size of this war
and its implications.
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You have an approval rating of
more than 80 percent now, sir.
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It's just astounding.
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Not since Roosevelt
after Pearl Harbor.
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The American people
want revenge.
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They liked Afghanistan
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and they want more.
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Uh, Mr. President, if I may?
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Given your strong commitment
to democracy,
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do you think that Iran
should be lumped together
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with Iraq and North Korea?
After all, Iran has
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a democratically-elected
president.
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As always, Guru, sharp.
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Thank you.
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Iran is not Iraq
and Iraq is not Iran.
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I know that.
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We can get one democracy
going in one of these places,
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Iran, Iraq, believe me,
Reagan was right.
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It's gonna spread
to all these countries,
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because people want freedom.
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With this message, we're sending
strong word to reformers in Iran
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to turn on these deadbeat,
dead-enders,
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these ayatollah cockamamies.
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Iran stays in.
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When you make threats, sir,
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you have to back them up.
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Now, you'd be committing us
to planning out three
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fully operational wars
with three countries.
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No, I'm not saying war.
I'm saying lay down the law.
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But the speech, as written,
is taking a preempted posture
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against countries,
none of whom declared war on us.
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For 60 years now, this--
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Ahem, this country
has operated
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under a principle
of containment.
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No, that-- That--
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That's a defense, general,
not an offense.
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How are you gonna contain
100,000 lunatics
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running around the world
with fake passports
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from country to country
looking for nukes, anthrax?
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Containment don't hold water
as far as I'm concerned.
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We're gonna get hit again.
We all know that.
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Unless we go out there
and hit them hard
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and we hit them first.
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Well, containment
won us the Cold War, sir.
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Well, some people
might just say
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that Reagan won the Cold War,
general.
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And it started with
the "Empire of Evil" speech.
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What do you think, Rummy?
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Oh, Mr. President,
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you know I don't do nuance.
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It's just not my thing.
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I'll keep to the big picture
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if you don't mind.
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I do. Brother George?
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Think?
- Mm-hm.
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Well, actually there's about
80,000 of them, sir. Terrorists.
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In about 80 countries.
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My point exactly.
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And I'm sure you realize,
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of course,
what complicates things
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is it wasn't Iran or Iraq
who attacked us.
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It was Osama bin Laden.
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Of course I know
it was bin Laden, George.
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You know as well as I do there's
more terrorists out there
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than a religious nut
in a cave in Pakistan.
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Wolfie, you got that look
on your face.
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Well, sir, uh, to get back
to the point,
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Iran is the issue here.
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It is the mothership
of terrorism.
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Vice?
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Sir, as you know,
I don't view this issue
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as a matter of choice.
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Since 9/11,
there's no going back.
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Well, then,
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we'll go with
"Axis of Evil."
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Yes, Mr. President.
Now I'm tired of this sentence.
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All right, before we go,
let's all, uh, take a moment.
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You too, turdblossom.
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Do infants enjoy infancy
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as much as adults
enjoy adultery?
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# To the dear old temple bar
We love so well #
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Let's go, let's go. Go.
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Why do kamikaze pilots
wear seat belts?
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Because they're Japs.
They're crazy.
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That's wrong.
And you will all suffer.
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Buxenhall, you worthless
piece of horseshit.
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Sing "The Whiffenpoof Song."
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# We're poor little lambs #
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# Who have lost our way #
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Take a drink.
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# We're little black sheep
Who have gone astray #
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I can't hear you.
- Louder.
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Yeah!
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Lovely.
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So.
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Enjoying ourselves, I see.
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Yeah.
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Hm.
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Good evening, young fellow
Delta Kappsters in waiting.
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This is pledge week.
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If you make the grade,
you become a brother.
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That's right.
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Delta Kappa brothers
are men of honor,
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decency,
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and God-given character.
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Yeah.
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That, along with
our family fortunes,
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is why we rule the world.
Right, Jimmy?
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Hear, hear.
Right.
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But until you
are Delta Kappsters,
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you are all still
pieces of garbage!
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Yeah!
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You, Buxenhall, quick.
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How many of these brothers
do you know?
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Name every brother
in this room. Now!
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Uh-- Uh--
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Dieter, Hotchkiss,
Austin, Hill, Coors.
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Sanders--
- No good.
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S-s-seven. Seven out of 40.
That's it?
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Maybe you'll remember
better with a drink, huh?
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Yeah.
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And what about you?
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You think you can do any better,
Mr. Pussy?
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Yes, sir.
Are you ready for your bath?
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I-- I think I can do better.
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Let's hear it.
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"The Great and Cape God"
Cartner,
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uh, Scotty "Scotch and Soda"
Sonenberke,
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Paul "Putting on the Rich"
Richardson,
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Jackie "Jambalaya" Jackson,
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Paul "Poodle" Johnson,
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uh, Marky "Pit Bull" Cavares...
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...Ollie "Octopus" Givens,
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John "Cranky" Olinger,
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Sammy "Sloppy Seconds" Woods,
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Jeremiah "Brusher" Adams,
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Howie "Kringle" Gibson...
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...Adam "Lazy" Greenwood--
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We have got a working
brain here!
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Yeah!
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He may be from Texas,
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but he's gonna be one
great Delta Kappster.
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Sir, I'm working for that.
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You a legacy?
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Oh, yeah.
Father, grandfather,
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all the way back
to great, great grandfather.
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Yeah, for any ignoramuses
who don't know,
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his grandfather, Prescott,
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is our esteemed Senator
from Connecticut.
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My father's running
for Congress in Texas.
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Yeah.
- Planning on following
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in their footsteps there,
Bushie?
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Hell, no.
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No way in the world
I'd wanna do that.
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Congressman George Bush.
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May I please speak with my son?
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Daddy's on the phone,
Bush.
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Hey, tell your mom I said, hi.
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Wait here.
I'll be right back.
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Don't be a wuss out here, Bush.
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I'll be right back.
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Don't forget about us.
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Hello, Pop. Is that you?
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What's this about?
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What kind of trouble
you in now?
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Oh, it's penny ante.
I swear, Poppy.
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Hey, we beat Princeton.
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Won the darn championship.
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We were tearing down
the goal posts.
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I was hanging
on the crossbar.
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Then they arrested me
on account of me
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being head cheerleader
and all I'm sure.
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Hill and Dowling
had great games.
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I mean, we kicked their butts.
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Uh, the only thing better
than beating Princeton:
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beating Harvard.
Well, you beat both of them
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when you won
the Ivy League Championship.
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Went on to the first
College World Series.
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The first two championships...
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...'47 and '48.
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Right after you were born.
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Hey, you know there are still
photos of you
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and that team up on the walls
of Delta Kappa?
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Tell you, things in this life
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you wish you could go back,
do over.
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I could field, but I--
I couldn't hit.
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Went 0 for 3 against
Cal in the finals.
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How history goes.
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Still, you were on the greatest
Yale baseball team of all time.
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My father would have kicked
the living crap out of me
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if I ended up where
you are now, Junior.
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They're gonna let me go, Poppy.
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I just have to get out of Jersey
and promise never to come back,
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which is okey-dokey with me.
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Um, don't work that way,
Junior.
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Not to me
and not to this family.
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Now, I'm getting you
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out of this... this time.
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I don't wanna get any more phone
calls like this again.
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Ever.
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You hear me?
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Yes, sir.
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Okay. Coming up!
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Where's your grease gun?
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It's up there.
Quit messing with me.
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# There's a yellow
Rose in Texas #
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# That I am gonna see #
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Manuel!
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Get your butt back in here.
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I thought you just wanted me
to go up there just now.
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# She cried so when
I left her #
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Shit.
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# It like to broke my heart #
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# And if I ever find her #
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# We never more will part #
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What happened?
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I think the bearing stopped.
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Hey, watch this for me, will you?
- Okay.
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You watch it.
- Okay.
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Hey, Miguel.
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Damn.
- Up here too hot?
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Yeah.
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Damn!
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I need some help out here.
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Bush, what you doing
off the floor?
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Shift's not over till 1800.
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I'm having a drink, sir.
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Get back out there.
The motor's overheating.
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I need every swinging
dick I got.
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Yeah, I know that,
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but, sir, you see,
I'm about parched.
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You know, I just need
a couple of minutes here.
259
00:12:55,204 --> 00:12:56,871
Y'all already had your break.
260
00:12:56,872 --> 00:12:59,374
This ain't some fancy-ass
Ivy League school.
261
00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:01,917
Now, haul that butt of yours
back out to your motor
262
00:13:01,918 --> 00:13:04,252
before something else
happens.
263
00:13:04,254 --> 00:13:06,213
All right, you know, sir.
264
00:13:07,466 --> 00:13:09,133
I think this butt of mine
just quit.
265
00:13:09,135 --> 00:13:11,593
That the way you want it?
- Mm-hm.
266
00:13:11,594 --> 00:13:15,262
Uh-huh. That's fine with me.
Get your ass off my rig.
267
00:13:16,391 --> 00:13:18,015
I'll just get the next
coach out?
268
00:13:18,016 --> 00:13:19,016
Uh-huh.
269
00:13:19,017 --> 00:13:21,561
Thank you.
- Uh-huh.
270
00:13:29,569 --> 00:13:31,278
There ain't no other difference,
271
00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:33,487
I'll tell you that right now.
272
00:13:33,489 --> 00:13:35,615
Look, how many times
do I gotta tell you?
273
00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:37,367
You are my gal.
274
00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:40,704
I mean, I'm as happy as a rabbit
in a carrot patch with you.
275
00:13:40,705 --> 00:13:42,663
But you never say the words.
276
00:13:42,664 --> 00:13:43,831
What words?
277
00:13:43,832 --> 00:13:45,541
The L word.
278
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:48,169
The L word?
What, "lesbian"?
279
00:13:48,170 --> 00:13:49,837
You're no lesbian.
280
00:13:49,838 --> 00:13:52,631
What kind of future are we gonna
have if you're always joking?
281
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,758
Oh, come on, Fran,
I'm crazy about you.
282
00:13:54,759 --> 00:13:57,093
Okay? We're gonna go
back to Houston.
283
00:13:57,094 --> 00:13:58,761
We're gonna have
a big church wedding.
284
00:13:58,762 --> 00:14:00,221
All the trimmings.
All of it.
285
00:14:00,223 --> 00:14:01,264
What kind of church?
286
00:14:02,558 --> 00:14:05,851
I grew up Episcopalian.
No, I grew up Presbyterian,
287
00:14:05,852 --> 00:14:08,271
then I turned into Epris--
Piss-- Piscopalian.
288
00:14:08,272 --> 00:14:09,938
Well, I'm a Baptist.
289
00:14:11,275 --> 00:14:13,650
Episcopalian, Baptist,
what the hell does it matter?
290
00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:15,068
You're gonna be one of us,
a Bush.
291
00:14:15,069 --> 00:14:16,696
Now, how does that sound,
sweetheart?
292
00:14:16,697 --> 00:14:18,904
You mean it? You swear it?
- Mm-hm.
293
00:14:18,905 --> 00:14:20,658
Look, then we're gonna
move to New York.
294
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,491
You ever been there? Oh.
295
00:14:22,492 --> 00:14:25,204
Bright lights, big city.
It's even bigger than Dallas.
296
00:14:25,205 --> 00:14:26,578
I'm gonna work on Wall Street.
297
00:14:26,579 --> 00:14:28,665
I got an uncle
who's gonna set me up.
298
00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:31,792
Told me, "Just say the word."
299
00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:33,586
You gotta picture
a boatload of money.
300
00:14:33,587 --> 00:14:35,796
We're gonna be on a big boat
with lots of money.
301
00:14:37,506 --> 00:14:38,798
New York?
- Yup.
302
00:14:38,799 --> 00:14:40,550
I never dreamt of that.
303
00:14:41,761 --> 00:14:43,803
Well, start dreaming now.
304
00:14:48,351 --> 00:14:50,100
George.
- Yeah?
305
00:14:50,101 --> 00:14:52,144
Are you proposing to me?
306
00:14:53,063 --> 00:14:54,355
Hm.
307
00:14:54,356 --> 00:14:55,731
Uh...
308
00:14:57,733 --> 00:15:01,362
If I had a rock big enough,
I'd give it to you right now.
309
00:15:08,453 --> 00:15:09,869
Freddie Mac,
310
00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:11,662
here we go,
two more shots.
311
00:15:11,663 --> 00:15:13,289
Oh, I love this song.
Come on, honey.
312
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:14,415
Come on.
- What are you doing?
313
00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:17,417
Get on up here, girl.
314
00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:19,045
Come on, baby.
- Whoo!
315
00:15:19,046 --> 00:15:20,836
# When I see her tonight #
316
00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:22,673
# I'm gonna squeeze her
To death #
317
00:15:24,468 --> 00:15:28,385
# Pretty little pet
Claudette #
318
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:31,263
# Never make me fret
Claudette #
319
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:32,974
# She's the greatest
Little girl #
320
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,351
# That I ever met #
321
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:38,103
# Got the best love
That I'll ever get #
322
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,980
# From Claudette #
323
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:43,190
# Whoa, whoa, Claudette #
324
00:15:43,191 --> 00:15:46,486
# Yeah, yeah, Claudette #
325
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,243
See you later, George.
Tell Barbara hi.
326
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,952
Thanks for coming.
Junior.
327
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,370
W.
- Hey, guys.
328
00:15:56,371 --> 00:16:00,624
Tell him-- Tell him that I won't
be able to do that till 3.
329
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,584
No, that's the soonest
they can do it.
330
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,462
Thank you, and--
And hold my phone calls.
331
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,218
Let's see now. Sit down.
332
00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:15,095
If I remember correctly,
333
00:16:15,096 --> 00:16:17,557
you didn't like
the sporting goods job
334
00:16:17,558 --> 00:16:19,057
or the oil rig job.
335
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,477
Working in the investment firm
336
00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:24,604
wasn't for you either.
- Mm-hm.
337
00:16:24,606 --> 00:16:28,150
That ranch hand thing, Arizona,
that sure didn't last long.
338
00:16:28,151 --> 00:16:29,234
Didn't exactly finish up
339
00:16:29,235 --> 00:16:30,985
with flying colors
340
00:16:30,987 --> 00:16:32,862
in the Air National Guard,
Junior.
341
00:16:32,863 --> 00:16:34,322
We're still not
out of that one.
342
00:16:35,325 --> 00:16:38,033
Now this gal, Suzie.
343
00:16:38,035 --> 00:16:40,077
Shooting off her mouth
about you knocking her up.
344
00:16:40,079 --> 00:16:41,995
Wait a sec.
How did you know about that?
345
00:16:41,997 --> 00:16:43,413
Word gets around, boyo.
346
00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:45,957
Well, that's a danged lie,
Poppy.
347
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:48,710
I use a condom. I'm not dumb.
348
00:16:48,712 --> 00:16:51,253
What are you cut out for?
349
00:16:51,255 --> 00:16:54,383
Partying, chasing tail,
driving drunk?
350
00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:58,136
Who do you think you are?
A Kennedy?
351
00:16:58,137 --> 00:16:59,136
You're a Bush.
352
00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:01,388
Act like one.
353
00:17:01,389 --> 00:17:03,391
You can't even hold a job.
354
00:17:03,392 --> 00:17:05,559
We always worked for our living.
355
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,519
It's damned time you joined
the rest of us
356
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,980
and decided just what it is
you're gonna do with your life.
357
00:17:09,981 --> 00:17:12,149
I know, Poppy.
I'm-- I'm--
358
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:13,483
I'm just having
a devil of a time
359
00:17:13,484 --> 00:17:15,152
trying to figure it out.
360
00:17:15,153 --> 00:17:18,905
Well, then figure it out soon,
Junior.
361
00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:21,408
Your brother Jeb
graduates Phi Beta Kappa.
362
00:17:21,409 --> 00:17:24,285
What did you get? Cs?
363
00:17:24,286 --> 00:17:26,495
You only get one bite
at the apple, you know.
364
00:17:26,497 --> 00:17:29,706
Jeb's not me and I don't
wanna be Jeb, Poppy.
365
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,670
Look, what I'd really love--
366
00:17:34,671 --> 00:17:36,379
I mean,
what I'd really love to do
367
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,798
is to find something
in baseball.
368
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:41,091
What? You can't play.
369
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,638
Coach? You're fishing
for the moon in the water.
370
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,932
Something real.
371
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:51,102
I started out in the oil fields.
I was hoping that--
372
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,104
No, no, I'll-- I'll try harder,
Poppy, I promise.
373
00:17:54,105 --> 00:17:55,773
No, I can do it.
374
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:59,316
Can you? Can you really?
- Mm-hm.
375
00:17:59,317 --> 00:18:01,402
You agree to work
for a certain period of time
376
00:18:01,404 --> 00:18:05,532
and you haven't kept
your word once. Not once.
377
00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:08,450
In our family,
the Bush family,
378
00:18:08,451 --> 00:18:11,162
we honor our commitments.
379
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:17,042
I'll take care of this...
380
00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:19,752
young woman.
381
00:18:28,219 --> 00:18:30,846
You disappoint me, Junior.
382
00:18:30,847 --> 00:18:32,890
Deeply disappoint me.
383
00:18:35,101 --> 00:18:36,642
Is that it?
384
00:18:39,897 --> 00:18:41,648
Yeah.
385
00:18:51,909 --> 00:18:55,577
Almost three minutes behind,
Rafael. Let's pick up the pace.
386
00:18:55,578 --> 00:18:59,748
My running times are better than
ever since the Afghan invasion.
387
00:18:59,749 --> 00:19:03,919
I'm back down from 7-minute
miles to the 6:45s.
388
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,212
I'm probably the fastest
president in history.
389
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:09,381
I heard your father
was a pretty good runner too.
390
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,217
Yeah, second fastest, maybe.
391
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:13,344
No, he had endurance,
but not my kind of speed.
392
00:19:13,346 --> 00:19:14,762
What about Clinton?
393
00:19:14,763 --> 00:19:16,680
My mother waddles faster
than that lardass.
394
00:19:16,681 --> 00:19:20,684
And my pulse is only 35/40.
You need to get in shape, Vice.
395
00:19:20,685 --> 00:19:21,810
We need you around.
396
00:19:21,811 --> 00:19:23,520
Three heart attacks
is three too many.
397
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:26,648
Thank you.
398
00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:28,815
Mr. President,
399
00:19:28,816 --> 00:19:34,114
if there was an E. coli breakout
in a produce farm in Maryland,
400
00:19:34,115 --> 00:19:35,656
would you take the chance
401
00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:38,117
of eating the lettuce
in that sandwich?
402
00:19:38,118 --> 00:19:39,369
Why are you bringing this up?
403
00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:41,204
I mean, you know I got tasters
in the kitchen.
404
00:19:41,205 --> 00:19:44,456
If there was a 1 percent chance
of you dying, sir,
405
00:19:44,457 --> 00:19:46,250
would you eat the lettuce
in that sandwich?
406
00:19:49,044 --> 00:19:50,253
One percent?
407
00:19:51,672 --> 00:19:52,881
No. Probably not.
408
00:19:52,883 --> 00:19:54,883
Most people wouldn't, sir.
409
00:19:54,884 --> 00:19:57,260
And that's the dark side.
410
00:19:57,261 --> 00:19:59,262
The 1 percent chance
of a nuclear attack
411
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:01,388
or an anthrax epidemic,
412
00:20:01,389 --> 00:20:04,474
or God help us,
a smallpox outbreak.
413
00:20:04,475 --> 00:20:09,980
We'd have 200 million Americans
dead on our hands.
414
00:20:09,981 --> 00:20:12,733
Why are you bringing
this up at lunch, Vice?
415
00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:16,152
I mean, you know I agree
with you on this.
416
00:20:16,153 --> 00:20:19,738
Because I'm more worried now
than I was on 9/11,
417
00:20:19,739 --> 00:20:22,241
and you know how disorganized
we were.
418
00:20:22,242 --> 00:20:23,200
Mm-hm.
419
00:20:23,201 --> 00:20:24,201
I-- I just wanna know
420
00:20:24,203 --> 00:20:27,245
where you're going
with this.
421
00:20:27,246 --> 00:20:29,790
Mr. President,
422
00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:32,751
this is a fulcrum point
in history.
423
00:20:32,752 --> 00:20:34,752
Your presidency.
424
00:20:34,753 --> 00:20:38,757
The Middle East, 9/11,
homeland security.
425
00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:41,925
Everything is coming together
like a perfect storm.
426
00:20:41,926 --> 00:20:44,137
Now, with all due respect, sir,
427
00:20:44,138 --> 00:20:47,473
I don't think this executive
branch is ready for that.
428
00:20:47,475 --> 00:20:50,559
Didn't we get
the Patriot Act through?
429
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,311
Doesn't go far enough, sir.
430
00:20:53,312 --> 00:20:55,146
All right, Vice,
so, what do you want me to do
431
00:20:55,148 --> 00:20:57,482
that I haven't already done?
432
00:20:57,483 --> 00:20:59,107
I mean, look,
we're on top of the banks,
433
00:20:59,108 --> 00:21:00,985
the telecoms, the databases,
434
00:21:00,986 --> 00:21:02,947
these Internet carriers.
435
00:21:02,948 --> 00:21:05,863
We're tracking, what,
a billion phone calls a day?
436
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,158
We got this Guantanemera open.
"Guantanamo."
437
00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:10,286
Right. Nobody's gonna
be hearing from those people
438
00:21:10,287 --> 00:21:11,955
for a long, long time.
439
00:21:11,956 --> 00:21:14,121
Sir, I served your father
440
00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:16,042
and he was an able
and honorable man.
441
00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:20,713
And he won the Iraq war.
442
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:24,090
But he, myself and Powell,
443
00:21:24,091 --> 00:21:28,553
we let that momentum slip away.
444
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:30,679
And if we hadn't,
we wouldn't be looking
445
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,430
down the barrel
of another 9/11.
446
00:21:32,431 --> 00:21:34,517
Well, I told my father
the same thing back then:
447
00:21:34,518 --> 00:21:36,976
"Take the sucker out."
448
00:21:36,977 --> 00:21:41,063
So, what do you think the odds
are that Saddam's got nukes?
449
00:21:41,064 --> 00:21:43,941
Well, according
to our sources,
450
00:21:43,942 --> 00:21:45,484
90 percent,
451
00:21:45,485 --> 00:21:46,653
but even if it was 1 percent--
452
00:21:46,654 --> 00:21:48,737
No, look,
you don't have to sell me.
453
00:21:48,738 --> 00:21:50,864
You gotta sell
the American people.
454
00:21:50,865 --> 00:21:52,450
Okay? And Colin.
455
00:21:52,451 --> 00:21:55,827
The Commander in Chief
doesn't have to sell anything.
456
00:21:55,828 --> 00:21:59,663
He has constitutionally
unlimited power in wartime.
457
00:21:59,664 --> 00:22:02,834
And you have the capacity
to do anything you see fit.
458
00:22:04,503 --> 00:22:07,087
Okay.
459
00:22:07,088 --> 00:22:09,381
What's that thing you got there?
460
00:22:09,382 --> 00:22:11,383
This is a sign-off.
461
00:22:11,384 --> 00:22:15,845
It authorizes us to use, uh,
462
00:22:15,846 --> 00:22:17,054
"Interrogation techniques
463
00:22:17,055 --> 00:22:20,266
"against unlawful
enemy combatants
464
00:22:20,267 --> 00:22:22,226
with maximal
effective persuasion."
465
00:22:23,647 --> 00:22:26,022
What, like pulling out
their toenails?
466
00:22:26,023 --> 00:22:27,690
No, sir.
467
00:22:27,691 --> 00:22:29,900
Enhanced interrogation
techniques
468
00:22:29,902 --> 00:22:31,319
means utilizing
fear scenarios
469
00:22:31,321 --> 00:22:37,158
like dogs or,
uh, isolation
470
00:22:37,159 --> 00:22:40,744
or simulated drowning
or sleep deprivation
471
00:22:40,745 --> 00:22:43,746
or enforced stress positions,
but nothing fatal.
472
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,500
Kind of reminds me
of my fraternity days.
473
00:22:49,087 --> 00:22:51,504
Now, just remember, we don't use
torture in this country.
474
00:22:51,505 --> 00:22:53,839
No torture,
475
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,258
but it includes
our citizens too.
476
00:22:56,260 --> 00:22:59,594
If they are aiding and abetting
terrorist organizations.
477
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,304
Mm-hm.
478
00:23:01,306 --> 00:23:02,722
Well, makes sense.
479
00:23:02,723 --> 00:23:04,057
Still, I can see all these
480
00:23:04,058 --> 00:23:06,309
latte-sipping lefties
going nuts again, though.
481
00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:08,102
The Kyoto bullshit
was bad enough.
482
00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:11,021
Now, it'll be all this sobbing
over the Geneva Convention.
483
00:23:13,109 --> 00:23:14,608
Let me take a look at it.
484
00:23:17,862 --> 00:23:19,279
Only three pages? Good.
485
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,198
The Office of Legal Counsel
is with us on this one.
486
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,574
I got it, Vice,
I'll look at it.
487
00:23:23,575 --> 00:23:26,703
And if we sign this week
with the Congress in recess,
488
00:23:26,704 --> 00:23:28,330
then we're gonna have
less nonsense.
489
00:23:28,331 --> 00:23:30,623
I said, I'll look at it.
- Okay.
490
00:23:31,668 --> 00:23:33,960
I'll let you
finish your lunch.
491
00:23:37,923 --> 00:23:38,839
Oh, Vice,
492
00:23:41,050 --> 00:23:43,344
when we're in meetings
with others,
493
00:23:43,345 --> 00:23:45,387
I just want you
to keep a lid on it.
494
00:23:45,388 --> 00:23:47,430
I thought I was, sir.
495
00:23:47,431 --> 00:23:50,265
No, you heard me.
Just keep your ego in check.
496
00:23:50,267 --> 00:23:53,520
You know, because remember,
I'm the president.
497
00:23:53,521 --> 00:23:54,521
I'm the decider.
498
00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:01,694
I totally agree, sir.
499
00:24:01,695 --> 00:24:02,945
Great.
500
00:24:22,547 --> 00:24:25,424
# Well, way down yonder
On the Chattahoochee #
501
00:24:25,425 --> 00:24:28,384
# It gets hotter
Than a hoochie coochie #
502
00:24:28,386 --> 00:24:30,886
# We laid rubber
On the Georgia asphalt #
503
00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:33,807
# We got a little crazy
But we never got caught #
504
00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:36,392
# Down by the river
On a Friday night #
505
00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:39,186
# A pyramid of cans
In the pale moonlight #
506
00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:41,647
Ninety. 45-90 is the plan, sir.
507
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,984
Two hundred
and twenty-five days.
508
00:24:43,985 --> 00:24:45,359
Ninety for prep.
509
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,612
Moving 150,000 troops
into Kuwait,
510
00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:50,071
building the airfields,
moving equipment.
511
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,699
Then air strikes
for 45 days.
512
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,158
And then 90 days
of ground combat.
513
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,785
All right, 150,000 men?
514
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,079
I mean, I'm not looking
to play small ball here, Tommy.
515
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,288
Ha-ha!
516
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,623
We put 500,000 pairs of boots
517
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:01,833
on the ground in Desert Storm.
518
00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:03,334
We planned
for any possibility.
519
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:07,128
I think the Pentagon can wrestle
this thing down to 100,000.
520
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,881
Go light.
Like Afghanistan.
521
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,549
Blitz the bejesus out of them
from the air.
522
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:13,717
Total shock and awe,
Mr. President.
523
00:25:13,718 --> 00:25:15,680
Shock and awe. I like it.
I like that.
524
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,220
So when can we go?
525
00:25:17,222 --> 00:25:18,723
Well, January, February,
526
00:25:18,724 --> 00:25:19,766
March is best.
527
00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:21,099
What about April,
May, June?
528
00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:23,728
No, you can't start a war
in Iraq after March.
529
00:25:23,729 --> 00:25:26,689
They got scorchers out there
burning the hide off a scorpion.
530
00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:28,691
Well, I can run
in that kind of heat.
531
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:32,236
Not with a biohazard suit on,
you can't, sir.
532
00:25:32,237 --> 00:25:34,238
I like the cut of your jib,
Tommy.
533
00:25:34,239 --> 00:25:37,114
I don't mean to rain
on Tommy's parade here, sir,
534
00:25:37,116 --> 00:25:39,825
but if you go through with this,
you're gonna be the proud owner
535
00:25:39,826 --> 00:25:42,869
of 26 million Iraqi people
standing around looking at us.
536
00:25:42,871 --> 00:25:45,999
You break it, you own it.
And I could tell you something.
537
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,499
Now, you need
to understand this.
538
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,959
It's gonna suck the oxygen
right out of everything you do.
539
00:25:49,961 --> 00:25:52,045
It'll become your first term.
540
00:25:52,046 --> 00:25:53,379
Your father weighed
all of this
541
00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:55,466
when we weighed the merits
in the first Gulf War.
542
00:25:55,467 --> 00:25:56,841
Well, that may be so, Colin,
543
00:25:56,842 --> 00:25:58,843
but my dad's now fishing
at Kennebunkport
544
00:25:58,844 --> 00:26:00,470
and Saddam's still
dicking us around.
545
00:26:00,472 --> 00:26:02,347
I-- I didn't say
we're going yet.
546
00:26:02,348 --> 00:26:05,350
You know, I still think we can
use that 52nd card, you know?
547
00:26:05,351 --> 00:26:07,184
Proof that he's got the WMDs.
548
00:26:07,186 --> 00:26:08,686
You mean the 53rd card, sir,
549
00:26:08,687 --> 00:26:09,812
the joker?
- No.
550
00:26:09,813 --> 00:26:11,896
That'd be you,
Brother George.
551
00:26:11,898 --> 00:26:13,483
Hey-- Whoa, whoa,
whoa, fellas.
552
00:26:14,985 --> 00:26:16,944
Uh, I think we missed
the side road.
553
00:26:18,946 --> 00:26:20,029
Hm.
554
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,619
Sir, I presume
we'll win this war.
555
00:26:28,622 --> 00:26:30,248
Then what?
556
00:26:30,249 --> 00:26:31,749
What is
our exit strategy?
557
00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:34,669
Well, the DOD has already
drawn up initial plans
558
00:26:34,670 --> 00:26:36,629
for a post-Hussein era,
which would include
559
00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:39,798
the exercise of democracy
and a free-market economy.
560
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,259
Well, I'm glad State's
been consulted.
561
00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:45,262
What type of government is DOD
talking about putting in Iraq?
562
00:26:45,263 --> 00:26:48,223
Come on, Spotty.
Make me proud, girl.
563
00:26:48,224 --> 00:26:51,057
Look, fellas,
in the end it's about freedom.
564
00:26:51,058 --> 00:26:53,060
A free country
is a peaceful country.
565
00:26:53,061 --> 00:26:56,438
My dream is to see peace break
out all over the Middle East.
566
00:26:56,439 --> 00:26:58,648
So any kind of government
will do.
567
00:26:58,650 --> 00:26:59,941
As long as it's a democracy.
568
00:26:59,942 --> 00:27:01,651
Indeed.
569
00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:03,987
Yeah, the cars are this way.
570
00:27:03,988 --> 00:27:06,656
Half a mile maybe. Follow me.
571
00:27:06,657 --> 00:27:08,533
# Robin Hood #
572
00:27:08,534 --> 00:27:10,992
# Robin Hood #
573
00:27:12,789 --> 00:27:16,623
# He came to Sherwood Forest
With a feather in his cap #
574
00:27:16,624 --> 00:27:18,584
Skip to the receivers.
575
00:27:18,585 --> 00:27:20,335
Boy, we're not seeing
that guy today.
576
00:27:20,336 --> 00:27:22,796
Well, this is a guy
who got hurt in practice.
577
00:27:22,797 --> 00:27:26,050
Now, he's beating me, so just
a lot of development there.
578
00:27:26,051 --> 00:27:28,302
He wasn't the starter for
the first half of the season,
579
00:27:28,303 --> 00:27:33,264
so he's continuing to evolve.
580
00:27:33,265 --> 00:27:35,183
They need to get to the 25.
581
00:27:35,184 --> 00:27:36,309
Go--
582
00:27:36,310 --> 00:27:38,603
Mandel under pressure,
the ball is loose
583
00:27:38,604 --> 00:27:40,063
and Texas has it.
584
00:27:40,064 --> 00:27:41,812
Yes!
Will go all the way.
585
00:27:41,813 --> 00:27:44,107
Yeah!
Touchdown, Longhorns.
586
00:27:46,402 --> 00:27:48,070
Redding knocked it loose
587
00:27:48,071 --> 00:27:50,320
and Jackson cashes in.
588
00:28:13,844 --> 00:28:15,220
# Well, I met a pretty gal #
589
00:28:15,221 --> 00:28:17,012
# She was tall and thin #
# Well-- #
590
00:28:17,013 --> 00:28:20,015
# Asked her what she had #
# Well, I wanna be-- Well-- #
591
00:28:20,016 --> 00:28:21,641
# I looked her up and down #
Give me that,
592
00:28:21,643 --> 00:28:22,643
little brother.
593
00:28:22,644 --> 00:28:24,311
Oh, that's enough.
594
00:28:24,312 --> 00:28:26,396
That's enough.
595
00:28:27,523 --> 00:28:28,523
Whoa.
596
00:28:28,524 --> 00:28:29,524
Whoops.
597
00:28:29,525 --> 00:28:31,067
Oh!
598
00:28:32,236 --> 00:28:33,611
Poppy! We're here.
599
00:28:36,032 --> 00:28:38,575
We made it. Yeah.
600
00:28:41,578 --> 00:28:42,996
Come on.
601
00:28:45,999 --> 00:28:47,166
Whoa, whoa.
602
00:28:47,168 --> 00:28:49,083
Marvin, go to your room.
603
00:28:49,084 --> 00:28:50,168
Do what your dad says.
604
00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:51,879
What the hell do you think
you're doing?
605
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,047
What?
606
00:28:53,048 --> 00:28:55,591
He's only 15.
607
00:28:55,592 --> 00:28:57,634
I've had just about enough
of your crap.
608
00:28:57,635 --> 00:28:58,925
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
609
00:28:58,926 --> 00:29:00,762
You had enough of me.
610
00:29:00,763 --> 00:29:03,389
Hm? Well, I'm mighty glad
to hear that.
611
00:29:03,390 --> 00:29:06,600
You know why? Because I've had
enough of you for a lifetime
612
00:29:06,602 --> 00:29:07,602
and then some.
613
00:29:07,603 --> 00:29:09,562
My advice to you, Junior:
614
00:29:09,563 --> 00:29:12,564
Get yourself
to an AA meeting. Get help.
615
00:29:12,565 --> 00:29:17,069
Thank you, Mr., what, Perfect?
Mr. War Hero, Mr. God Almighty.
616
00:29:17,070 --> 00:29:19,195
Don't you dare
talk to your father that way.
617
00:29:19,197 --> 00:29:21,113
I'll talk to him
however the hell I want to.
618
00:29:21,115 --> 00:29:24,367
When in tarnation is this boy
gonna get out of his own way?
619
00:29:24,368 --> 00:29:26,744
How many chances
does he expect us to give him?
620
00:29:26,746 --> 00:29:28,203
Can't you talk to me?
621
00:29:28,205 --> 00:29:29,538
Well, why do you tell her?
622
00:29:29,539 --> 00:29:31,707
Oh, that's it. Let's go.
623
00:29:32,501 --> 00:29:33,792
Mano a mano.
624
00:29:33,793 --> 00:29:36,211
You and me. Right here.
Right now.
625
00:29:36,213 --> 00:29:38,046
You want ass-whipping?
Yeah.
626
00:29:38,047 --> 00:29:39,547
I'll give it to you.
627
00:29:39,548 --> 00:29:40,840
Jeb, do something.
628
00:29:40,841 --> 00:29:42,174
Both of you, just stop it.
629
00:29:42,175 --> 00:29:44,468
Have you lost your minds?
Try it, old man.
630
00:29:44,469 --> 00:29:45,928
Go ahead. Take a swing.
631
00:29:45,930 --> 00:29:48,180
Hey, hey, hey,
calm down.
632
00:29:49,433 --> 00:29:51,683
Don't you realize
he was out celebrating?
633
00:29:51,685 --> 00:29:53,310
He just got into
Harvard Business.
634
00:29:53,311 --> 00:29:55,354
What?
635
00:29:55,355 --> 00:29:57,063
George, why didn't you
tell us?
636
00:29:57,064 --> 00:29:59,273
Because I ain't going, okay?
637
00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:02,985
I just wanted to show you all
that I could do it. Get in.
638
00:30:02,987 --> 00:30:03,903
Love me now?
639
00:30:03,904 --> 00:30:05,404
Calm down. He'll--
640
00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:06,780
He'll change his mind.
641
00:30:06,781 --> 00:30:09,241
I wouldn't count on it,
Jebbie, old boy.
642
00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:10,242
George.
643
00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:12,329
You scared me half to death.
644
00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:15,413
All right, now, he got
into Harvard.
645
00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:17,291
Will you--? Will you give
him a little credit?
646
00:30:17,292 --> 00:30:18,291
Of course he got in.
647
00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:19,793
Who do you think pulled
the strings?
648
00:30:21,755 --> 00:30:23,255
You did.
649
00:30:28,009 --> 00:30:31,761
# Mama, don't let your babies
Grow up to be cowboys #
650
00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:33,806
That's 20.
- Stay in.
651
00:30:33,807 --> 00:30:35,266
I'm going out on this one.
652
00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,432
Twenty to be in.
653
00:30:36,434 --> 00:30:38,394
Denied!
- Yeah, right here.
654
00:30:38,395 --> 00:30:40,145
Here we go.
- How about that?
655
00:30:40,147 --> 00:30:42,147
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Excuse me. Excuse me.
656
00:30:42,148 --> 00:30:44,358
All right. Here we go.
657
00:30:44,359 --> 00:30:46,401
Oh, come on.
658
00:30:46,402 --> 00:30:48,277
My income for the week.
659
00:30:48,278 --> 00:30:49,487
He wasn't bluffing.
660
00:30:49,489 --> 00:30:51,780
Bush, you're just
fleecing us tonight.
661
00:30:51,782 --> 00:30:54,074
You're better at poker
than finding oil.
662
00:30:54,076 --> 00:30:56,201
Hey, hey, is it my fault
the good Lord didn't see fit
663
00:30:56,203 --> 00:30:57,661
to put oil
where I been digging?
664
00:30:57,663 --> 00:31:00,122
Don't ask us to invest
any more in your dry well.
665
00:31:00,123 --> 00:31:02,165
Hey, Corndog.
You remember this:
666
00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:03,708
One way or another,
you invest in me,
667
00:31:03,709 --> 00:31:05,709
you'll get your money back
and plenty more.
668
00:31:05,711 --> 00:31:08,211
Better start shaking
that money tree somehow.
669
00:31:08,213 --> 00:31:11,215
Well, the great peanut farmer
and rabbit hunter,
670
00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:12,966
Jimmy Carter, sure ain't
helping them,
671
00:31:12,967 --> 00:31:15,219
with solar panels
on the roof of the White House.
672
00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:17,428
Big government taxes
are back, boys.
673
00:31:17,429 --> 00:31:18,722
Amen to that.
674
00:31:18,723 --> 00:31:21,933
Hope and pray your daddy
can take him out in 1980.
675
00:31:21,934 --> 00:31:23,727
Well, he's gotta get
past Reagan first.
676
00:31:23,728 --> 00:31:25,186
I say your dad's
a true statesman.
677
00:31:25,187 --> 00:31:27,521
Now, he can take out
that Hollywood actor, right, W?
678
00:31:27,523 --> 00:31:30,233
Hey, Jimmy, what
if I tell you
679
00:31:30,234 --> 00:31:32,401
that I'm ready to get
in the family business myself?
680
00:31:34,114 --> 00:31:36,029
You're not talking
about oil now?
681
00:31:36,031 --> 00:31:38,198
No, I ain't. No, I'm ready
to take a shot.
682
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,575
Because a sign has come unto me.
683
00:31:40,577 --> 00:31:42,161
What has come unto you?
684
00:31:42,162 --> 00:31:43,912
This July 6th,
what notable event
685
00:31:43,914 --> 00:31:46,331
happened right here
in West Texas?
686
00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:47,708
You're birthday,
wasn't it?
687
00:31:47,709 --> 00:31:49,166
We already celebrated.
688
00:31:49,167 --> 00:31:52,504
Yes, oh, and George Mahon
announced his retirement
689
00:31:52,505 --> 00:31:54,254
in Congress after 44 years.
690
00:31:54,256 --> 00:31:56,091
That's right.
- What a coincidence.
691
00:31:56,092 --> 00:31:58,299
This and right on my birthday.
692
00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:01,596
And now that he's gone,
boys, the 19th district
693
00:32:01,597 --> 00:32:04,849
is in play for a Republican.
694
00:32:04,850 --> 00:32:07,476
And that Republican
is going to be...?
695
00:32:07,477 --> 00:32:09,143
Yours truly, Skeeter.
696
00:32:09,145 --> 00:32:11,562
Goddamn.
697
00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,398
Just hope you don't forget
us little people
698
00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:15,066
when you're up
at the Capitol, huh?
699
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:17,360
Well, saddle up
our horses, boys,
700
00:32:17,361 --> 00:32:18,987
and send George W.
to Washington.
701
00:32:18,988 --> 00:32:20,905
Hear, hear.
That's what I like to hear.
702
00:32:20,906 --> 00:32:22,740
Both of them?
That would be Bush City.
703
00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:24,241
Bush City. I like that.
704
00:32:25,159 --> 00:32:26,159
Bushington.
705
00:32:28,455 --> 00:32:31,039
# Wasted days
And wasted nights #
706
00:32:34,251 --> 00:32:36,962
# I have felt
For you behind #
707
00:32:38,922 --> 00:32:41,965
Sip it quick then come on back.
708
00:32:43,968 --> 00:32:45,343
# Your heart belongs #
709
00:32:45,344 --> 00:32:46,930
Thank you.
710
00:32:46,931 --> 00:32:48,889
You gotta meet my husband. This
is Don Evans.
711
00:32:48,890 --> 00:32:50,057
How do you do?
712
00:32:50,058 --> 00:32:52,517
# Why should I keep
Loving you? #
713
00:32:55,146 --> 00:32:58,188
Hi, George. Oh!
- Whoa.
714
00:32:59,691 --> 00:33:01,524
Hey, Suzie, how are you?
715
00:33:01,525 --> 00:33:03,068
Good to see you.
Skeeter.
716
00:33:03,069 --> 00:33:04,737
Hey, what's up, Bush?
How you doing?
717
00:33:04,738 --> 00:33:07,198
Can I get that beer, Jan?
Thank you, honey.
718
00:33:10,617 --> 00:33:12,161
Mm.
719
00:33:12,162 --> 00:33:14,412
I have to borrow him for one--
- How you doing?
720
00:33:15,164 --> 00:33:16,165
Laura.
721
00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:17,707
Yo, get me a burger,
will you?
722
00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:19,959
You gotta wait.
- Yeah? All right.
723
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,671
Laura, come here.
724
00:33:22,672 --> 00:33:26,465
I'd like for you to meet
George Bush Jr.
725
00:33:26,467 --> 00:33:28,176
Laura Welch.
726
00:33:28,177 --> 00:33:29,969
Call me anything
but Junior.
727
00:33:31,721 --> 00:33:34,764
You know, I-- I remember
seeing you in school.
728
00:33:34,766 --> 00:33:37,100
We were in, uh,
the 7th grade together
729
00:33:37,101 --> 00:33:38,768
at San Jacinto Junior High.
730
00:33:38,769 --> 00:33:41,021
Oh, San Jacinto, yeah, yeah.
731
00:33:41,022 --> 00:33:42,480
Year after I moved to Houston.
732
00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:44,233
Still, I don't know how
I could have missed
733
00:33:44,234 --> 00:33:46,024
seeing someone
as pretty as you are.
734
00:33:46,026 --> 00:33:49,987
Probably because I wasn't
a cheerleader.
735
00:33:49,989 --> 00:33:52,281
I've only been trying to get
you two to meet for years.
736
00:33:52,282 --> 00:33:54,658
Joe, can you put some more
burgers on the barbecue?
737
00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:55,826
Dang, hon.
- Two with cheese.
738
00:33:55,828 --> 00:33:57,243
I'll come get the drinks.
739
00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:58,788
I gotta go give
him a hand, honey.
740
00:33:58,789 --> 00:34:01,372
George, I got your clean laundry
ready for you on the way out.
741
00:34:01,374 --> 00:34:02,416
Thanks, hon.
742
00:34:02,418 --> 00:34:04,333
And-- And thanks for saying it
out loud.
743
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,423
So, what do you do, Laura?
744
00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:12,216
Oh, uh...
745
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:13,259
I read,
746
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:15,260
I-- I smoke.
- Uh-huh.
747
00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:16,178
I admire.
748
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:20,056
When you do admire,
you admire what?
749
00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:22,559
People who write, who read.
I'm a librarian.
750
00:34:23,393 --> 00:34:26,062
Uh-oh.
751
00:34:26,063 --> 00:34:28,730
You know, actually, I'm reading
something right now.
752
00:34:28,732 --> 00:34:32,067
Yeah, a very engaging book.
753
00:34:32,069 --> 00:34:34,862
Barry Goldwater's
Conscience of a Conservative.
754
00:34:34,863 --> 00:34:37,197
Uh-oh, Jan.
755
00:34:37,198 --> 00:34:38,324
No, don't tell me.
756
00:34:38,325 --> 00:34:40,409
I worked on Gene McCarthy's
campaign.
757
00:34:40,410 --> 00:34:41,492
Voted for LBJ.
758
00:34:41,493 --> 00:34:43,620
Oh, no. No.
759
00:34:43,621 --> 00:34:45,246
Well, looks like
we're hitting it off
760
00:34:45,248 --> 00:34:46,748
like grease hits
the skillet, huh?
761
00:34:46,749 --> 00:34:49,792
Well, I don't think politics
should define a human being.
762
00:34:49,793 --> 00:34:51,001
Hm.
- There's more to people
763
00:34:51,002 --> 00:34:53,129
than just how they vote.
764
00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:54,713
I like that.
You're open-minded.
765
00:34:54,714 --> 00:34:57,300
Yeah, much more so than me,
I have to say.
766
00:34:57,301 --> 00:34:59,343
Well, I just think
it's important
767
00:34:59,344 --> 00:35:00,886
to see all sides of a situation.
768
00:35:05,349 --> 00:35:07,933
I read in the paper that you're
running for Congress.
769
00:35:07,935 --> 00:35:09,060
Yes, ma'am, I am.
770
00:35:09,061 --> 00:35:11,270
And I don't believe
in forcing myself on people.
771
00:35:11,271 --> 00:35:13,939
So that's why I'm just gonna ask
for your number, not your vote.
772
00:35:15,401 --> 00:35:18,110
Oh, well, I couldn't vote
for you anyway.
773
00:35:18,112 --> 00:35:19,028
I live in Austin.
774
00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:20,820
Hm.
775
00:35:20,821 --> 00:35:24,116
Not that I wouldn't
consider it.
776
00:35:24,118 --> 00:35:26,200
Well, thank you for that.
777
00:35:26,201 --> 00:35:27,368
But if you win...
778
00:35:27,370 --> 00:35:28,870
Yeah?
779
00:35:28,871 --> 00:35:30,455
...please do something
for education.
780
00:35:30,457 --> 00:35:32,039
Uh-huh.
781
00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:34,290
I was a teacher and I-- I really
believe that's the thing
782
00:35:34,291 --> 00:35:36,251
that can make a difference
in people's lives.
783
00:35:36,253 --> 00:35:37,837
Well, all right,
I'll tell you what.
784
00:35:37,838 --> 00:35:39,588
If I win, you can
be my education advisor.
785
00:35:40,882 --> 00:35:41,883
Yeah, right.
786
00:35:41,884 --> 00:35:43,258
No, no, no, I'm serious.
787
00:35:43,259 --> 00:35:46,679
I like the way you think,
you know?
788
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,220
And look.
789
00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:51,766
You're a devil.
790
00:35:55,563 --> 00:35:57,355
Devil in a white hat.
791
00:36:02,194 --> 00:36:03,902
My daddy and granddaddy
were farmers.
792
00:36:03,903 --> 00:36:06,529
They didn't have anything to do
with this mess we're in now.
793
00:36:06,530 --> 00:36:08,657
Bush's daddy and granddaddy
have been in politics
794
00:36:08,658 --> 00:36:10,283
his whole privileged life.
795
00:36:10,285 --> 00:36:12,535
They don't know what people's
suffering is about.
796
00:36:12,536 --> 00:36:15,746
George Bush here hasn't earned
the living he enjoys.
797
00:36:15,747 --> 00:36:17,916
I stand on my own two feet,
make my own living.
798
00:36:17,917 --> 00:36:19,000
Now, hold on here.
799
00:36:19,001 --> 00:36:20,877
When it comes to the integrity
of my father
800
00:36:20,878 --> 00:36:22,378
what mess are you talking about?
801
00:36:22,379 --> 00:36:23,920
Washington is the way
it is today
802
00:36:23,921 --> 00:36:26,882
because of the Yale and Harvard
fellas running the place.
803
00:36:26,883 --> 00:36:29,301
I went to Texas Tech,
you went to Yale.
804
00:36:29,302 --> 00:36:32,554
I went to UT Law,
you went to Harvard.
805
00:36:32,555 --> 00:36:34,597
And I spent half my life
here in Midland.
806
00:36:34,598 --> 00:36:36,641
I-- I know the problems
of the people here.
807
00:36:36,642 --> 00:36:38,517
Yeah, maybe at the country club.
808
00:36:38,518 --> 00:36:40,894
But you're still an outsider
as far as we're concerned.
809
00:36:40,896 --> 00:36:42,814
And my opponent, Mr. Hance,
will be nothing
810
00:36:42,815 --> 00:36:45,524
but a tax-and-spend errand boy
for the Democrats--
811
00:36:45,525 --> 00:36:47,442
And he's a carpetbagger
from Connecticut.
812
00:36:47,443 --> 00:36:49,027
That's below the belt,
even for you.
813
00:36:49,029 --> 00:36:50,279
It's God's truth.
814
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,946
Carpetbagger. This is my home.
815
00:36:51,947 --> 00:36:53,698
I've been here in Midland
since I was 2.
816
00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:56,033
You're an Easterner
as far as we're concerned.
817
00:36:56,034 --> 00:36:57,660
And East don't mix
with Texas.
818
00:36:57,662 --> 00:36:59,371
My fellow Christians.
819
00:36:59,372 --> 00:37:02,623
My fellow Christians everywhere
from Odessa to Lubbock.
820
00:37:02,624 --> 00:37:04,083
Last week, Mr. Bush here
821
00:37:04,084 --> 00:37:05,585
used some of his
vast sums of money
822
00:37:05,586 --> 00:37:06,751
to throw a beer bash
823
00:37:06,752 --> 00:37:08,379
for underage students
at Texas Tech.
824
00:37:10,632 --> 00:37:13,050
He's trying to get students
to vote for him
825
00:37:13,051 --> 00:37:14,466
by offering free alcohol
to them.
826
00:37:15,803 --> 00:37:16,969
Bribing them with booze.
827
00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:18,971
Well, you've had a beer
or two in your lifetime.
828
00:37:18,972 --> 00:37:21,016
Hell, yeah, but I'm not
drinking with kids.
829
00:37:21,018 --> 00:37:22,974
That maybe the cool thing
to do at Yale,
830
00:37:22,976 --> 00:37:24,811
but not here in good,
Christian country.
831
00:37:24,812 --> 00:37:28,104
He just kept hammering away
at me, you know?
832
00:37:28,105 --> 00:37:29,566
The same lame stuff,
833
00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:31,982
tarring and feathering me
about my father.
834
00:37:31,984 --> 00:37:33,484
My father. What am I supposed
to do?
835
00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:34,612
Run as Sam Smith?
836
00:37:34,613 --> 00:37:36,571
Your family name
has its advantages
837
00:37:36,572 --> 00:37:39,490
and its disadvantages, W.
838
00:37:39,491 --> 00:37:41,951
Now, I'd still be with you
839
00:37:41,952 --> 00:37:44,455
There's gotta be intelligent
people that can see through him.
840
00:37:44,456 --> 00:37:45,495
Well, they should,
841
00:37:45,496 --> 00:37:47,623
but he was so busy
attacking you.
842
00:37:47,624 --> 00:37:50,291
Yeah, well, I got in some licks
before he threw the dirty tricks
843
00:37:50,292 --> 00:37:51,292
at the end. Right, Laura?
844
00:37:52,963 --> 00:37:54,169
Well...
845
00:37:54,171 --> 00:37:56,465
What, you don't agree?
846
00:37:58,593 --> 00:38:00,301
Your mother told me never
to criticize
847
00:38:00,302 --> 00:38:01,928
a politician's speech.
848
00:38:01,930 --> 00:38:04,138
Honey, look, I got a thick hide.
849
00:38:04,139 --> 00:38:06,599
You can tell me the truth.
850
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,516
Come on.
851
00:38:10,395 --> 00:38:12,729
What, it was all bad?
852
00:38:14,066 --> 00:38:15,859
It wasn't good.
853
00:38:25,243 --> 00:38:27,660
Why did you do that?
854
00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:31,997
That was crazy.
855
00:38:31,998 --> 00:38:33,875
I-- I told you I could
take criticism.
856
00:38:33,876 --> 00:38:35,625
You see, I'm--
I'm already over it.
857
00:38:35,626 --> 00:38:37,628
But the car isn't.
858
00:38:37,629 --> 00:38:41,090
Do not ask me for my opinion
on your speeches again.
859
00:38:41,091 --> 00:38:45,385
Honey, look, I'm gonna be asking
you for a long, long time.
860
00:38:45,386 --> 00:38:47,596
Not while we're driving
then, please.
861
00:38:47,597 --> 00:38:50,264
I never dated a woman quite
like you, you know that?
862
00:38:50,266 --> 00:38:52,141
Hey, I think--
863
00:38:52,142 --> 00:38:54,101
I think you are the gal for me.
864
00:38:54,103 --> 00:38:56,771
Look, you're one of the greatest
listeners I've ever met.
865
00:38:56,772 --> 00:38:58,606
And since I'm one
of the biggest talkers,
866
00:38:58,607 --> 00:39:00,233
it seems like we're
a genuine fit.
867
00:39:00,234 --> 00:39:01,234
What do you think, huh?
868
00:39:01,235 --> 00:39:03,318
Huh?
869
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,154
It kind of does.
870
00:39:05,155 --> 00:39:06,236
Only kind of?
871
00:39:07,573 --> 00:39:09,157
Hm? Hm? Hm?
872
00:39:12,536 --> 00:39:13,787
More than kind of.
873
00:39:13,788 --> 00:39:15,078
Yeah.
874
00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:20,083
The polls have now closed
875
00:39:20,084 --> 00:39:22,670
and it looks like Democrat
Kent Hance
876
00:39:22,671 --> 00:39:25,714
has defeated Republican
candidate George W. Bush
877
00:39:25,715 --> 00:39:29,091
in the race for the 19th
congressional district.
878
00:39:29,092 --> 00:39:33,930
And while Bush garnered
a respectable 47,497 votes,
879
00:39:33,931 --> 00:39:38,517
Hance swept into the lead
with 53,97--
880
00:39:42,648 --> 00:39:44,482
Well, you could look at it this
way.
881
00:39:44,483 --> 00:39:46,567
You came closer
than any Republican
882
00:39:46,568 --> 00:39:48,442
ever has in this district.
883
00:39:48,444 --> 00:39:50,904
First is first
and second is nothing.
884
00:39:50,905 --> 00:39:52,822
At least we won
here in Midland.
885
00:39:52,823 --> 00:39:55,032
The people who know you best
voted for you.
886
00:39:55,034 --> 00:39:56,867
I should have stuck it right
back up his butt.
887
00:39:56,868 --> 00:39:58,703
That's what I should have done.
888
00:39:58,704 --> 00:40:01,705
Now, Geo, you wanted
to play fair.
889
00:40:01,706 --> 00:40:03,540
You didn't wanna get down
in that gutter,
890
00:40:03,542 --> 00:40:05,791
and even though you lost
you can hold your head up.
891
00:40:05,792 --> 00:40:09,462
You know what, Laura?
Politics is not a library.
892
00:40:09,463 --> 00:40:12,341
It's a kick-ass, skull-crushing
war and I lost.
893
00:40:12,342 --> 00:40:13,509
Get him next time.
894
00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:14,841
If there is a next time.
895
00:40:14,843 --> 00:40:16,969
George.
- I'll tell you one thing.
896
00:40:16,971 --> 00:40:19,055
There's no way I'll I ever
be out-Texaned
897
00:40:19,056 --> 00:40:20,889
or out-Christianed again.
898
00:40:37,574 --> 00:40:39,949
899
00:40:42,577 --> 00:40:44,327
900
00:41:02,512 --> 00:41:04,805
How's it going, word guys?
901
00:41:04,807 --> 00:41:06,014
You gotta get cracking
902
00:41:06,015 --> 00:41:07,641
on my foreign policy speech
tomorrow.
903
00:41:07,642 --> 00:41:09,267
I need the final draft
by tonight.
904
00:41:09,269 --> 00:41:11,228
You'll get it, sir. We just
have to get our guy
905
00:41:11,229 --> 00:41:12,771
at the NSC
to sign off on it.
906
00:41:12,772 --> 00:41:16,524
All right. You get your guys,
you get Tenet, then I decide.
907
00:41:16,525 --> 00:41:18,318
I'm going to bed right after
Sports Camp,
908
00:41:18,319 --> 00:41:20,528
so I want it in my room
by 8 p.m., latest.
909
00:41:20,530 --> 00:41:21,528
No excuses now.
910
00:41:21,529 --> 00:41:22,905
Yes, Mr. President.
911
00:41:22,906 --> 00:41:24,407
Now, come on, sit down,
get writing.
912
00:41:26,910 --> 00:41:28,244
You think we can
get this stuff in?
913
00:41:28,245 --> 00:41:30,787
If we can't, we can always
leak it to the Times.
914
00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:32,790
All right. Let me get our guy
on the horn.
915
00:41:34,042 --> 00:41:35,750
Just to be safe,
I wouldn't say 500.
916
00:41:35,752 --> 00:41:39,213
I would say up to 500
metric tons. Continue.
917
00:41:39,215 --> 00:41:42,340
Some ask why Iraq is different
from other countries
918
00:41:42,342 --> 00:41:43,842
that also have
terrible weapons.
919
00:41:43,843 --> 00:41:45,676
While there are many dangers
in this world,
920
00:41:45,677 --> 00:41:47,303
the threat from Iraq
stands alone.
921
00:41:47,304 --> 00:41:49,638
Okay, I'll have to have this
approved by the agency.
922
00:41:49,639 --> 00:41:51,015
Let me fax it over
to Langley.
923
00:41:51,016 --> 00:41:53,016
I'll get in touch with Tenet.
I'll get back to you
924
00:41:53,018 --> 00:41:54,934
Okay.
925
00:41:54,935 --> 00:41:58,271
George, it only takes
about 10 tons of yellow cake
926
00:41:58,272 --> 00:41:59,773
to produce enough enriched
uranium
927
00:41:59,774 --> 00:42:01,190
for a single nuclear weapon.
928
00:42:01,192 --> 00:42:03,192
Hank, I have already
gone over this
929
00:42:03,193 --> 00:42:05,611
with the vice president's
office and DOD.
930
00:42:05,612 --> 00:42:09,157
This information comes from
a single foreign source.
931
00:42:09,158 --> 00:42:11,116
It has not been confirmed.
932
00:42:11,118 --> 00:42:12,659
And besides, Hank,
933
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,579
it's not solid enough
for the president
934
00:42:14,581 --> 00:42:16,080
to be out front with.
Take it out.
935
00:42:16,081 --> 00:42:17,790
You're sure?
936
00:42:17,791 --> 00:42:19,792
I just can't go with it.
937
00:42:19,793 --> 00:42:21,627
Mulaka.
938
00:42:21,628 --> 00:42:24,380
# Robin Hood, Robin Hood... #
939
00:42:24,381 --> 00:42:26,005
Get me Mike again.
940
00:42:26,007 --> 00:42:27,548
Yeah?
941
00:42:27,549 --> 00:42:29,466
Sorry, Mike, you have
take out the red meat
942
00:42:29,467 --> 00:42:32,010
but leave all the spice
as you can.
943
00:42:32,012 --> 00:42:33,803
Okay, thanks.
944
00:42:33,805 --> 00:42:37,058
Slight change of plans.
It's out.
945
00:42:37,059 --> 00:42:38,976
And we got a lot of work
to do before Sports Camp.
946
00:42:42,730 --> 00:42:44,522
So, Karl, how long is this
947
00:42:44,523 --> 00:42:46,317
History Channel thing gonna
take?
948
00:42:46,318 --> 00:42:48,109
Card scheduled it
for 45 minutes.
949
00:42:48,110 --> 00:42:49,819
Come on, Spotty,
this one's for you.
950
00:42:53,031 --> 00:42:54,031
God.
951
00:42:54,032 --> 00:42:55,240
Spotty's getting old.
952
00:42:55,241 --> 00:42:57,827
She needs a seeing-eye dog
for herself.
953
00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:59,536
You know, once she was
a great athlete.
954
00:42:59,537 --> 00:43:00,995
You should've seen
her back then.
955
00:43:00,996 --> 00:43:02,455
She was like
the DiMaggio of dogs.
956
00:43:02,457 --> 00:43:04,458
So you remember your lead?
Yup.
957
00:43:04,459 --> 00:43:06,292
Point one:
Ronald Reagan believed
958
00:43:06,294 --> 00:43:07,878
that everything happened
for a reason
959
00:43:07,879 --> 00:43:10,212
and that we should strive
to know and do the will of God.
960
00:43:13,175 --> 00:43:15,509
Looks like your balls been put
through the wringer, Ari.
961
00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:17,093
What's up?
- Helen Thomas.
962
00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:20,806
Oh, Barney, how many times
do I gotta tell you? Stay back.
963
00:43:20,808 --> 00:43:22,183
And what else did I write down?
964
00:43:22,184 --> 00:43:23,183
Berlin Wall.
965
00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:24,392
Right. Cold War.
966
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,394
Uh, Reagan didn't say,
"Well, Mr. Gorbachev,
967
00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:27,520
"will you please take down
968
00:43:27,521 --> 00:43:29,522
the top three bricks
off the Berlin Wall?"
969
00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:31,607
He said, "Tear it down.
Tear it all down."
970
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:32,609
And so they did.
971
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,609
Good boy, Barney.
972
00:43:33,610 --> 00:43:34,987
Memory's still
the greatest.
973
00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:39,114
You know, I'm a lot more like
him than my father.
974
00:43:39,115 --> 00:43:42,660
And the world has to know
clearly where America stands.
975
00:43:42,661 --> 00:43:44,077
Yeah.
976
00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:46,370
Okay, so, what's that
old battle-ax, Helen Thomas,
977
00:43:46,372 --> 00:43:47,456
ragging on about now?
978
00:43:47,457 --> 00:43:51,166
Did she say anything about,
you know, Iraq?
979
00:43:51,168 --> 00:43:55,170
Uh, she was talking
about secret plans
980
00:43:55,171 --> 00:43:57,340
for regime change there.
981
00:43:57,341 --> 00:43:59,298
You know the rap, "What makes
Saddam different
982
00:43:59,299 --> 00:44:00,885
"from any other dictator?
983
00:44:00,886 --> 00:44:02,802
What right do we have
to go to war with Iraq?"
984
00:44:02,804 --> 00:44:04,929
Did you tell her
I don't like mud suckers
985
00:44:04,930 --> 00:44:06,223
who gas their own people?
986
00:44:07,351 --> 00:44:09,141
Tell her I don't like assholes
987
00:44:09,143 --> 00:44:10,268
that tried to kill my father?
988
00:44:10,269 --> 00:44:12,229
Did you--? Did you tell her
that I'm gonna kick
989
00:44:12,230 --> 00:44:15,231
his sorry mother-freaking ass
all over the Mideast?
990
00:44:15,232 --> 00:44:18,942
Well, I told her, uh,
about half of that.
991
00:44:21,030 --> 00:44:22,779
Only half?
992
00:44:32,123 --> 00:44:35,125
Here's to turning 40
and looking 30.
993
00:44:35,126 --> 00:44:38,044
Nothing old about you
except a few of your jokes.
994
00:44:38,046 --> 00:44:39,963
I think my jokes are funny.
995
00:44:41,299 --> 00:44:43,466
To the best thing
that ever came out of
996
00:44:43,467 --> 00:44:46,719
a Texas back yard barbecue.
997
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:49,304
May all yours and Laura's dreams
come true.
998
00:44:49,306 --> 00:44:50,888
Each and every one of them.
999
00:44:50,890 --> 00:44:52,599
It's baseball, you know.
1000
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,100
I think Bushie wants to be
a baseball commissioner.
1001
00:44:55,102 --> 00:44:56,519
Why not? I love baseball.
1002
00:44:56,521 --> 00:44:58,187
After all the times I've gone,
1003
00:44:58,189 --> 00:44:59,939
I just never could get into it!
1004
00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:01,899
Hey, you know who I grew up
dreaming to be, Spider?
1005
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:02,900
Who?
1006
00:45:02,901 --> 00:45:05,903
Willie "The Say Hey Kid" Mays.
1007
00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:08,947
The problem is you couldn't hit
the curve ball and you're white.
1008
00:45:08,948 --> 00:45:12,241
Ah, that's right,
I am white. I'm white.
1009
00:45:12,243 --> 00:45:13,493
Phone call for you, Mr. Bush.
1010
00:45:13,494 --> 00:45:14,912
Whoa, Buddy Holly.
1011
00:45:16,705 --> 00:45:17,705
Who is it?
1012
00:45:17,706 --> 00:45:19,457
The vice president, sir.
1013
00:45:19,458 --> 00:45:21,333
Oh.
1014
00:45:21,335 --> 00:45:23,251
All right. All right,
I'll get that.
1015
00:45:23,252 --> 00:45:25,128
It's time to get serious.
1016
00:45:25,129 --> 00:45:27,089
I'll see you in a while.
- Tell him I said hello.
1017
00:45:27,091 --> 00:45:28,841
All right, I'll tell
him you said hello.
1018
00:45:28,842 --> 00:45:31,218
You guys--
I'll be right back.
1019
00:45:34,931 --> 00:45:36,598
Poppy.
1020
00:45:36,599 --> 00:45:39,058
Just wanted to wish you
a happy birthday, son.
1021
00:45:39,059 --> 00:45:40,685
Oh, thank you.
1022
00:45:40,686 --> 00:45:42,020
Hope you're enjoying yourself.
1023
00:45:42,021 --> 00:45:43,854
Oh, I am, very much so.
Thank you, sir.
1024
00:45:43,855 --> 00:45:45,356
How--? How's Laura?
1025
00:45:45,357 --> 00:45:48,859
Mm, sweet as ever.
1026
00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:50,444
They're back home in Midland.
1027
00:45:50,445 --> 00:45:52,862
You know, we were just hoping
to get some alone time.
1028
00:45:52,863 --> 00:45:54,197
A good thing.
1029
00:45:54,199 --> 00:45:57,534
Your mother and I, we--
We rarely get that.
1030
00:45:57,536 --> 00:46:00,412
You know, I'm, uh--
I'm gearing up to run in '88.
1031
00:46:00,414 --> 00:46:02,955
Oh, yes, sir.
1032
00:46:02,957 --> 00:46:04,957
Your brother Jeb
can't get away from Florida.
1033
00:46:06,710 --> 00:46:08,169
How'd you like to lend a hand?
1034
00:46:10,421 --> 00:46:12,465
In what way?
1035
00:46:12,466 --> 00:46:15,340
Would you be up willing
to come to Washington?
1036
00:46:15,342 --> 00:46:16,761
Help me run my campaign?
1037
00:46:23,143 --> 00:46:24,057
Um...
1038
00:46:26,104 --> 00:46:27,895
Yes or no?
1039
00:46:29,023 --> 00:46:31,524
We'll do the--
We'll do the river.
1040
00:46:31,525 --> 00:46:32,900
So, what did he have to say?
1041
00:46:32,902 --> 00:46:34,777
Well,
1042
00:46:34,778 --> 00:46:36,612
looks like we're moving to D.C.
1043
00:46:36,613 --> 00:46:38,489
Oh.
1044
00:46:38,490 --> 00:46:39,907
All right.
1045
00:46:39,908 --> 00:46:42,533
Hey, all right.
- Yeah.
1046
00:46:42,535 --> 00:46:43,535
Great.
- Good news.
1047
00:46:46,331 --> 00:46:47,747
All right.
1048
00:46:47,748 --> 00:46:50,417
# Happy birthday to you #
1049
00:46:50,419 --> 00:46:51,708
Oh--! Oh!
1050
00:46:52,837 --> 00:46:57,046
# Happy birthday to you #
1051
00:46:57,048 --> 00:47:01,301
# Happy birthday, dear George #
1052
00:47:01,302 --> 00:47:02,427
Oh, come on now.
1053
00:47:02,429 --> 00:47:06,431
# Happy birthday to you... #
1054
00:47:20,945 --> 00:47:22,280
Good morning.
1055
00:47:24,198 --> 00:47:25,950
Well, Jan beat me 6 to 1.
1056
00:47:25,951 --> 00:47:27,700
I'm never gonna
be any good at that game.
1057
00:47:27,701 --> 00:47:28,785
I think it's because I drank
1058
00:47:28,786 --> 00:47:32,080
almost as much
as you last night.
1059
00:47:32,081 --> 00:47:33,414
You all right there?
1060
00:47:33,415 --> 00:47:36,207
No. I can't go on
like this.
1061
00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:37,251
I'm through.
1062
00:47:37,252 --> 00:47:38,502
Through what?
1063
00:47:38,503 --> 00:47:39,629
Drinking.
1064
00:47:39,630 --> 00:47:41,295
Well, everyone knows
you're trying.
1065
00:47:42,841 --> 00:47:44,591
Why don't you take today off?
1066
00:47:44,592 --> 00:47:45,967
Stay in bed.
1067
00:47:45,969 --> 00:47:48,888
No, I gotta
do my miles.
1068
00:47:48,889 --> 00:47:50,846
My 3 miles.
1069
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,684
I'll suck it up.
1070
00:47:54,643 --> 00:47:56,018
You know, George,
1071
00:47:56,019 --> 00:47:59,438
Washington is gonna be
a big change for us.
1072
00:47:59,439 --> 00:48:01,105
For the girls.
1073
00:48:02,943 --> 00:48:06,153
Your father is running
for president.
1074
00:48:06,154 --> 00:48:10,782
I think it's so nice of him
to show such confidence in you.
1075
00:48:10,784 --> 00:48:13,534
You could not have asked
for a better birthday present.
1076
00:48:13,536 --> 00:48:16,370
Confidence? He only called me
because Jeb wasn't available.
1077
00:48:16,371 --> 00:48:18,205
The point is, he asked you.
1078
00:48:18,206 --> 00:48:20,124
He wants you, Bushie.
1079
00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:22,041
Why do you do this
to yourself? Why?
1080
00:48:26,882 --> 00:48:28,173
You gonna throw up?
1081
00:48:30,134 --> 00:48:31,342
Three miles.
1082
00:49:52,543 --> 00:49:55,171
You are my God and savior.
1083
00:49:55,172 --> 00:49:57,965
I always trust thee.
1084
00:49:57,967 --> 00:50:00,342
In Jesus' name, Amen.
1085
00:50:00,343 --> 00:50:01,384
Amen.
1086
00:50:01,385 --> 00:50:02,886
Amen.
1087
00:50:02,888 --> 00:50:05,012
We'll see you all next week.
1088
00:50:05,013 --> 00:50:06,556
Thank you.
1089
00:50:06,557 --> 00:50:08,807
God bless you.
- Thank you.
1090
00:50:14,647 --> 00:50:17,024
You hit a dry well,
you keep on drilling.
1091
00:50:17,025 --> 00:50:18,650
All right.
1092
00:50:18,651 --> 00:50:21,611
Thank you very much, sir.
Bye-bye.
1093
00:50:30,329 --> 00:50:31,246
Earle.
1094
00:50:32,539 --> 00:50:35,083
There's always
this weight on me.
1095
00:50:35,084 --> 00:50:36,917
This heaviness.
1096
00:50:36,918 --> 00:50:40,420
And no matter how many times
I come here or go to church,
1097
00:50:40,421 --> 00:50:43,507
that weight just won't lift.
1098
00:50:47,053 --> 00:50:48,510
W,
1099
00:50:49,638 --> 00:50:54,184
the Christian life is not
a constant high.
1100
00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:57,270
I got my moments
of deep discontentment.
1101
00:50:57,271 --> 00:50:59,019
And I got to go to God,
just like you,
1102
00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:00,939
and say, "God, please help me."
1103
00:51:00,941 --> 00:51:03,482
Yeah, but all I am is name.
1104
00:51:03,484 --> 00:51:06,235
You know, people say that I was
born with a silver spoon,
1105
00:51:06,237 --> 00:51:07,947
but they don't know
the burden it carries.
1106
00:51:08,656 --> 00:51:10,406
I believe you, W.
1107
00:51:10,407 --> 00:51:13,742
And that's all right.
You know, that's okay.
1108
00:51:13,743 --> 00:51:15,286
Now, look.
1109
00:51:17,413 --> 00:51:21,126
Look what you have achieved.
1110
00:51:21,127 --> 00:51:24,754
almost six months that you
haven't touched a drink,
1111
00:51:24,755 --> 00:51:27,172
Well, the good Lord sees that
and he's proud of you.
1112
00:51:27,173 --> 00:51:28,882
We're all proud of you.
1113
00:51:30,260 --> 00:51:31,677
The worst thing you
could ever say
1114
00:51:31,678 --> 00:51:34,262
in your life are the words:
1115
00:51:34,263 --> 00:51:37,057
"If only I could
live it over again."
1116
00:51:37,058 --> 00:51:39,351
No.
1117
00:51:39,352 --> 00:51:42,478
Born again, W,
that's what you are.
1118
00:51:42,479 --> 00:51:44,479
God has spoken to you.
1119
00:51:44,481 --> 00:51:47,191
We've all sinned, Lord knows.
1120
00:51:47,192 --> 00:51:50,275
But it's what you've learned
that matters.
1121
00:51:50,277 --> 00:51:51,278
You hear me, George?
1122
00:51:51,279 --> 00:51:52,530
Yes, sir.
1123
00:51:52,531 --> 00:51:54,530
I do, I-- I hear you,
Reverend, I really do.
1124
00:51:54,531 --> 00:51:57,283
For God so loved the world
1125
00:51:57,284 --> 00:51:59,786
that he gave his
only begotten son
1126
00:51:59,787 --> 00:52:03,497
that whosoever believeth
in him shall not perish
1127
00:52:03,498 --> 00:52:06,584
but shall have everlasting life.
1128
00:52:06,585 --> 00:52:09,419
John 3:16.
1129
00:52:09,421 --> 00:52:13,256
Now, take the baton.
Reach out.
1130
00:52:13,258 --> 00:52:14,842
And beginning today,
1131
00:52:14,843 --> 00:52:17,135
I want you to treat
everybody that you meet,
1132
00:52:17,136 --> 00:52:19,804
your friends, your enemies,
everybody,
1133
00:52:19,805 --> 00:52:22,514
like they were gonna
be dead at midnight.
1134
00:52:22,516 --> 00:52:24,141
Yes, sir.
1135
00:52:24,142 --> 00:52:28,438
You give that person
all the love that's in you, son,
1136
00:52:28,439 --> 00:52:30,189
and do it without
any thought of reward,
1137
00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:32,566
and your life, I promise you,
1138
00:52:32,568 --> 00:52:34,524
will never be the same again.
1139
00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:41,866
You stay with it, W,
1140
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:43,284
because I can tell you,
1141
00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:47,580
straight as A meets up and mates
with B, you are one of us now.
1142
00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:50,290
And you will never be alone
now that you're one of us.
1143
00:52:50,291 --> 00:52:52,542
Okay? Yeah?
1144
00:52:52,543 --> 00:52:54,045
From all walks of life,
1145
00:52:54,046 --> 00:52:58,507
we are a country
of wounded sinners.
1146
00:52:58,508 --> 00:53:00,757
A nation,
a Christian nation.
1147
00:53:00,759 --> 00:53:04,804
There are millions
of us born again.
1148
00:53:08,809 --> 00:53:10,977
Can I ask you, Earle,
to pray with me?
1149
00:53:10,978 --> 00:53:13,646
It would be my pride and joy
to pray with you, son.
1150
00:53:13,647 --> 00:53:15,188
Thank you, sir.
1151
00:53:21,779 --> 00:53:23,070
Heavenly Father,
1152
00:53:23,072 --> 00:53:25,488
we humbly thank you
1153
00:53:25,490 --> 00:53:28,033
for giving our servant, George,
1154
00:53:28,034 --> 00:53:30,828
the wisdom, the strength
and the understanding
1155
00:53:30,829 --> 00:53:33,413
to know the power of your ways.
1156
00:53:33,414 --> 00:53:37,333
And may he always see the light
even in his darkest days.
1157
00:53:37,335 --> 00:53:41,005
In Jesus' holy name, Amen.
1158
00:53:41,006 --> 00:53:42,671
Amen.
1159
00:53:44,592 --> 00:53:46,300
A setup job.
1160
00:53:46,301 --> 00:53:50,637
Look, I'm a devout Christian.
Been one all my life.
1161
00:53:50,639 --> 00:53:53,682
No need for me to say
I've been reborn.
1162
00:53:53,683 --> 00:53:54,725
No, we're not looking
1163
00:53:54,727 --> 00:53:57,226
to put words in your mouth sir.
Far from it.
1164
00:53:57,227 --> 00:53:59,937
Only to help you be understood
by our community
1165
00:53:59,938 --> 00:54:02,650
who do not understand
you at all.
1166
00:54:02,651 --> 00:54:04,900
Look, Pop, if you say no
it's gonna cost you votes.
1167
00:54:04,901 --> 00:54:07,737
And Karl here knows his stuff,
and these men want you to win.
1168
00:54:07,738 --> 00:54:13,074
It's just a matter of coding,
Poppy. I-- I mean--
1169
00:54:13,076 --> 00:54:16,829
It's all right. Genius Boy,
sometimes he thinks he's me.
1170
00:54:16,830 --> 00:54:22,207
Well, it's rephrasing things
so that you connect to the base.
1171
00:54:22,209 --> 00:54:24,669
I-- I can show you this
metric data, if you like.
1172
00:54:24,670 --> 00:54:27,422
No, listen. I appreciate
your support.
1173
00:54:27,423 --> 00:54:29,215
Obviously need it.
1174
00:54:29,216 --> 00:54:32,009
Trying to learn the lingo, but--
1175
00:54:32,011 --> 00:54:35,304
Still an old-school Episcopalian
you're looking at.
1176
00:54:35,305 --> 00:54:39,933
Junior here, I mean W,
is the real born-again.
1177
00:54:41,185 --> 00:54:44,104
All right, gentlemen.
Thank you. Thanks a bunch.
1178
00:54:44,105 --> 00:54:45,856
Thank you,
Mr. Vice President.
1179
00:54:45,857 --> 00:54:47,565
Thank you.
1180
00:54:47,566 --> 00:54:49,190
Thank you, John.
1181
00:54:58,117 --> 00:54:59,410
They all act
like businessmen,
1182
00:54:59,411 --> 00:55:01,663
but they're screamers
and temple burners.
1183
00:55:01,664 --> 00:55:03,204
Come on, Pop.
They're all prot�g�s
1184
00:55:03,206 --> 00:55:05,916
of Billy Graham,
and from Texas.
1185
00:55:05,917 --> 00:55:08,709
Look, this is a big-time change
going on out there.
1186
00:55:08,710 --> 00:55:10,377
People are hungering for faith.
1187
00:55:10,378 --> 00:55:13,923
Your mother said
you're really reborn.
1188
00:55:13,924 --> 00:55:15,674
Well, as long
as you stop drinking
1189
00:55:15,676 --> 00:55:17,592
you can call it
what you want.
1190
00:55:17,594 --> 00:55:19,763
I'm not comfortable
with this stuff.
1191
00:55:19,764 --> 00:55:21,429
Inauthentic.
1192
00:55:21,431 --> 00:55:22,973
Nixon did stuff like that.
1193
00:55:22,975 --> 00:55:25,809
I'm trusting you
to vet everything.
1194
00:55:25,810 --> 00:55:28,144
I'm just looking
for every edge, Poppy.
1195
00:55:28,146 --> 00:55:29,396
Check this spot out.
1196
00:55:33,860 --> 00:55:36,151
Bush and Dukakis on crime.
1197
00:55:36,152 --> 00:55:39,613
Bush supports the death penalty
for first-degree murderers.
1198
00:55:39,614 --> 00:55:41,616
Dukakis not only opposes
the death penalty
1199
00:55:41,617 --> 00:55:43,117
he allowed first-degree
murderers
1200
00:55:43,119 --> 00:55:45,578
to have weekend passes
from prison.
1201
00:55:45,579 --> 00:55:47,621
One was Willie Horton
who murdered a boy
1202
00:55:47,622 --> 00:55:50,040
in a robbery,
stabbing him 19 times.
1203
00:55:50,041 --> 00:55:51,833
Despite a life sentence,
1204
00:55:51,834 --> 00:55:54,920
Horton received 10 weekend
passes from prison.
1205
00:55:54,921 --> 00:55:57,297
Horton fled, kidnapped
a young couple,
1206
00:55:57,298 --> 00:56:00,091
stabbing the man and repeatedly
raping his girlfriend.
1207
00:56:00,092 --> 00:56:02,218
Weekend prison passes,
Dukakis on--
1208
00:56:02,219 --> 00:56:03,635
Okay.
1209
00:56:03,637 --> 00:56:06,388
Now, this guy Willie Horton's
gonna be a household name.
1210
00:56:06,390 --> 00:56:08,056
This and Dukakis
in that silly helmet
1211
00:56:08,057 --> 00:56:10,516
sitting in the tank are gonna
put you over this town, Poppy.
1212
00:56:10,517 --> 00:56:11,518
I guarantee it.
1213
00:56:11,519 --> 00:56:13,520
Strong stuff.
1214
00:56:13,521 --> 00:56:15,522
Naughty.
1215
00:56:15,523 --> 00:56:18,024
But you can't run
this through the campaign.
1216
00:56:18,026 --> 00:56:20,526
You've got to use
another pipeline.
1217
00:56:20,528 --> 00:56:22,612
I'm ahead of you, Poppy,
don't you worry.
1218
00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:24,988
We outsourced it to the
National Security PAC.
1219
00:56:24,990 --> 00:56:27,199
Roger Ailes and his group,
they funded it.
1220
00:56:28,325 --> 00:56:30,451
Well, that's
good work, son.
1221
00:56:30,452 --> 00:56:31,452
Really good.
1222
00:56:33,164 --> 00:56:34,872
Earning your spurs now.
1223
00:56:34,873 --> 00:56:36,208
Thank you, sir.
1224
00:56:41,339 --> 00:56:42,629
Shh, shh, shh!
1225
00:56:42,631 --> 00:56:44,381
Here is Tom Brokaw, NBC News.
1226
00:56:44,382 --> 00:56:45,841
Good evening once again.
1227
00:56:45,842 --> 00:56:47,843
Vice President George Bush,
who's been living
1228
00:56:47,844 --> 00:56:49,928
in government housing
for the past eight years,
1229
00:56:49,930 --> 00:56:51,554
will continue to live
in government--
1230
00:56:57,061 --> 00:57:01,229
George Bush is President Elect
of the United States.
1231
00:57:07,571 --> 00:57:09,445
We should send Willie Horton
a fruit basket.
1232
00:57:09,446 --> 00:57:11,531
That's a good idea.
1233
00:57:13,701 --> 00:57:15,285
You look down, what is it?
1234
00:57:16,329 --> 00:57:17,704
Congratulations.
Well,
1235
00:57:17,705 --> 00:57:19,204
I'm just tired.
1236
00:57:23,084 --> 00:57:25,503
Just wondering what's gonna
happen now, you know, Karl?
1237
00:57:25,504 --> 00:57:27,337
What do you mean?
1238
00:57:27,339 --> 00:57:28,339
Well...
1239
00:57:30,009 --> 00:57:33,427
...my father's not gonna give
me a position, because he can't.
1240
00:57:33,428 --> 00:57:35,261
And I'm not gonna sit around,
1241
00:57:35,262 --> 00:57:38,264
become a lobbyist.
That's for sure.
1242
00:57:38,266 --> 00:57:39,348
George,
1243
00:57:42,978 --> 00:57:47,649
I've been a lifelong student
of political horseflesh
1244
00:57:47,650 --> 00:57:51,610
and from what I see,
you've got a natural talent.
1245
00:57:51,611 --> 00:57:54,863
Got the people touch.
1246
00:57:54,864 --> 00:57:57,491
But you need
to go out in the world
1247
00:57:57,492 --> 00:57:59,116
and do something.
1248
00:57:59,117 --> 00:58:00,703
I-- I don't know
how else to say it,
1249
00:58:00,704 --> 00:58:04,455
but you haven't done
jack-shit yet.
1250
00:58:08,584 --> 00:58:10,168
George.
1251
00:58:11,338 --> 00:58:13,630
George, come on to bed.
1252
00:58:13,632 --> 00:58:17,425
Rove hit me with a 2-by-4
of truth tonight.
1253
00:58:17,426 --> 00:58:19,220
Yeah, what was that?
1254
00:58:19,221 --> 00:58:21,972
That I'll never get out
of Poppy's shadow.
1255
00:58:21,973 --> 00:58:25,100
They'll all keep saying,
"What's the boy ever done?"
1256
00:58:25,101 --> 00:58:27,727
I mean, who ever remembers
the son of a president?
1257
00:58:29,188 --> 00:58:32,898
John Quincy Adams.
1258
00:58:32,899 --> 00:58:35,776
Yeah, but that was, like,
300 years ago, wasn't it?
1259
00:58:36,820 --> 00:58:38,696
You know what?
I wish he'd lost.
1260
00:58:38,698 --> 00:58:40,113
What?
1261
00:58:41,408 --> 00:58:42,657
How can you say that?
1262
00:58:42,659 --> 00:58:43,740
I don't know.
1263
00:58:43,741 --> 00:58:45,368
I got crazy,
mixed feelings about it.
1264
00:58:45,369 --> 00:58:47,328
What are you talking about?
1265
00:58:47,329 --> 00:58:49,080
You helped him win
the presidency.
1266
00:58:49,081 --> 00:58:50,957
You gained his respect.
1267
00:58:50,958 --> 00:58:53,792
No matter what I do,
it's just never gonna be enough.
1268
00:58:53,793 --> 00:58:56,086
Okay? Never.
1269
00:58:59,091 --> 00:59:01,217
What's the bottom line, George?
1270
00:59:01,219 --> 00:59:02,593
That Baghdad has
1271
00:59:02,594 --> 00:59:04,303
chemical and biological weapons.
1272
00:59:04,304 --> 00:59:05,847
And currently active,
no question.
1273
00:59:05,848 --> 00:59:07,806
Nukes? In some stage or other?
1274
00:59:07,807 --> 00:59:09,433
Well, that's still
problematic, sir.
1275
00:59:09,434 --> 00:59:12,101
We say not yet, but with
moderate confidence we can say
1276
00:59:12,102 --> 00:59:14,604
they will have them
by 2007, 2009.
1277
00:59:14,605 --> 00:59:15,938
Hm.
1278
00:59:15,939 --> 00:59:17,898
But this guy has got anthrax,
1279
00:59:17,899 --> 00:59:22,193
mustard gas, sarin, VX,
as much as 500 tons of CBW.
1280
00:59:22,194 --> 00:59:23,737
But given the dual-use
provisions
1281
00:59:23,738 --> 00:59:25,739
of the U.N. sanctions,
we can't prove intent.
1282
00:59:25,740 --> 00:59:26,949
Until he launches.
1283
00:59:26,950 --> 00:59:28,659
Their military is deteriorated.
1284
00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:30,451
Infrastructure's shattered--
1285
00:59:30,452 --> 00:59:33,164
Why is British Intelligence
telling us now
1286
00:59:33,165 --> 00:59:35,248
that this guy
is trying to buy up
1287
00:59:35,249 --> 00:59:38,125
a few hundred tons
of yellow cake from Niger?
1288
00:59:38,126 --> 00:59:39,669
We have no backup on that.
1289
00:59:39,670 --> 00:59:40,669
We don't.
1290
00:59:40,670 --> 00:59:44,381
Well, we know this:
1291
00:59:44,382 --> 00:59:47,049
that Saddam is talking
to Zarqawi,
1292
00:59:47,050 --> 00:59:48,552
who is talking to al Qaeda,
1293
00:59:48,553 --> 00:59:52,138
and Atta met Saddam's
Intel chief in Czechoslovakia.
1294
00:59:52,139 --> 00:59:54,642
There is no doubt
that they're linked.
1295
00:59:54,643 --> 00:59:56,892
No doubt, Dick?
1296
00:59:56,894 --> 00:59:58,728
No doubt at all?
1297
01:00:00,438 --> 01:00:02,606
No doubt, Colin.
1298
01:00:06,861 --> 01:00:08,487
What do you say, Rummy?
1299
01:00:08,488 --> 01:00:11,655
Sir, the absence of evidence
is not the evidence of absence.
1300
01:00:11,657 --> 01:00:13,742
Just because you do not
have evidence
1301
01:00:13,743 --> 01:00:15,284
that something does exist,
1302
01:00:15,285 --> 01:00:17,036
does not mean you have--
1303
01:00:17,038 --> 01:00:19,162
Can your Intel say
where these WMDs are?
1304
01:00:19,163 --> 01:00:23,000
Well, my people think
they've found something
1305
01:00:23,001 --> 01:00:25,377
in the area
around Tikrit.
1306
01:00:27,546 --> 01:00:29,881
But we also have leads
around Baghdad
1307
01:00:29,883 --> 01:00:33,092
and to the areas east,
west, south,
1308
01:00:33,093 --> 01:00:34,260
and north somewhat.
1309
01:00:34,261 --> 01:00:36,887
Well, let's find them, Rummy.
1310
01:00:36,888 --> 01:00:38,807
We know this guy
Saddam's hiding stuff.
1311
01:00:38,808 --> 01:00:41,809
We know the U.N.'s
one big international mosh pit.
1312
01:00:41,810 --> 01:00:43,393
We got a lot of maybes,
and probablys
1313
01:00:43,394 --> 01:00:44,604
and buts from Brother George,
1314
01:00:44,606 --> 01:00:46,230
which John Q. Public
ain't gonna buy.
1315
01:00:46,231 --> 01:00:47,898
Sir, we can
present better,
1316
01:00:47,899 --> 01:00:50,024
but we don't have nukes.
1317
01:00:50,026 --> 01:00:52,402
What we have is a slam-dunk
on the others.
1318
01:00:52,404 --> 01:00:53,695
Slam-dunk?
1319
01:00:53,696 --> 01:00:56,031
What--? What you been drinking,
Brother George?
1320
01:00:56,032 --> 01:00:58,073
I think what you need
is to bring in some lawyers
1321
01:00:58,075 --> 01:01:00,243
who can argue cases
in front of juries to help you.
1322
01:01:00,244 --> 01:01:02,621
Because th-these snapshots
and Iraqi gobbledygook
1323
01:01:02,622 --> 01:01:04,872
on tape is just another
bunch of bullshit.
1324
01:01:04,874 --> 01:01:07,249
Sir, you know,
whatever we come up with
1325
01:01:07,250 --> 01:01:08,709
the United Nations is gonna want
1326
01:01:08,711 --> 01:01:11,254
more time
and another resolution.
1327
01:01:11,255 --> 01:01:12,379
The old Europe.
1328
01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:14,548
Your father went to the U.N.,
Mr. President,
1329
01:01:14,549 --> 01:01:17,216
and it took him six months
as I remember,
1330
01:01:17,217 --> 01:01:18,426
but he got his resolution.
1331
01:01:18,428 --> 01:01:19,803
And he got Congress too.
1332
01:01:19,804 --> 01:01:21,097
My gosh, Colin,
1333
01:01:21,098 --> 01:01:23,140
you're the finest military man
in this room,
1334
01:01:23,141 --> 01:01:24,641
we all know that.
1335
01:01:24,642 --> 01:01:27,893
But don't you think the Gulf War
days are long gone?
1336
01:01:27,894 --> 01:01:32,355
Do we really need six months
and half a million men
1337
01:01:32,357 --> 01:01:35,859
to knock off a tin-pot dictator
with a ragtag army?
1338
01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:37,944
You're right, Don,
I am a military man.
1339
01:01:37,945 --> 01:01:41,697
And you more than anyone in this
room
1340
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:44,617
learned the lessons of Vietnam.
1341
01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:49,871
Now, I think we're all adults
in this room
1342
01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:52,708
and we recognize
that 9/11,
1343
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,835
no matter
how horrific it was,
1344
01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:56,336
and it was,
1345
01:01:56,338 --> 01:02:00,507
was also an opportunity this
time for us to get it right.
1346
01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:04,134
Drain the swamp.
1347
01:02:04,136 --> 01:02:09,265
Sweep up all the bad guys
in one big move.
1348
01:02:09,267 --> 01:02:11,517
Things related and not.
1349
01:02:11,518 --> 01:02:13,436
Otherwise, sir,
1350
01:02:13,437 --> 01:02:14,979
they will be back.
1351
01:02:14,980 --> 01:02:17,147
I thought we just did that,
Don, in Afghanistan.
1352
01:02:17,148 --> 01:02:19,108
Maybe we keep the focus
on sweeping up bin Laden.
1353
01:02:19,110 --> 01:02:20,566
Goodness gracious,
1354
01:02:20,568 --> 01:02:23,612
if you want to call
Afghanistan a war, Colin.
1355
01:02:23,613 --> 01:02:27,031
You know there were no real
targets to bomb there.
1356
01:02:27,033 --> 01:02:30,117
It was an exercise.
In any case,
1357
01:02:30,118 --> 01:02:33,829
if we don't act, all of us
will be out of here in 2004.
1358
01:02:33,830 --> 01:02:35,622
And that's the bottom line.
1359
01:02:35,623 --> 01:02:37,500
So this is all about politics,
Karl?
1360
01:02:37,501 --> 01:02:40,209
I'm really confused as to what
you're doing in this room.
1361
01:02:40,210 --> 01:02:42,046
Okay, let's stay
on message here.
1362
01:02:42,047 --> 01:02:45,173
Look, Genius Boy is just here
to listen, not talk.
1363
01:02:45,174 --> 01:02:47,758
You see, sir,
1364
01:02:47,759 --> 01:02:50,136
what I'm pressing for here is--
1365
01:02:50,137 --> 01:02:52,554
Is why?
1366
01:02:52,555 --> 01:02:55,307
Why are we doing this?
1367
01:02:55,308 --> 01:02:57,601
Why Iraq? Why now?
1368
01:02:57,603 --> 01:02:59,519
We discussed that already,
Colin.
1369
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,522
We had America protected
September 11th,
1370
01:03:03,524 --> 01:03:06,484
that is, if people had been
doing their jobs right.
1371
01:03:06,486 --> 01:03:08,611
But we blew it.
1372
01:03:08,612 --> 01:03:12,616
And now instead of taking down
these 10,000 al Qaeda lunatics
1373
01:03:12,617 --> 01:03:14,992
in the mountains of Pakistan
with special operations,
1374
01:03:14,994 --> 01:03:17,329
we're way outside of the box
on this thing.
1375
01:03:17,330 --> 01:03:19,203
Why aren't we trusting
the system?
1376
01:03:20,957 --> 01:03:23,168
Why have we veered off
to this place,
1377
01:03:23,169 --> 01:03:25,126
where we accept without debate
1378
01:03:25,127 --> 01:03:26,920
that a preemptive strike
on Iraq
1379
01:03:26,921 --> 01:03:29,130
can defeat terrorism
better than police action
1380
01:03:29,131 --> 01:03:31,676
or Intel agencies
that actually share information?
1381
01:03:31,677 --> 01:03:33,550
I just don't get it,
Mr. President, I don't,
1382
01:03:33,551 --> 01:03:35,303
because I am a soldier.
1383
01:03:35,304 --> 01:03:36,929
And I'd be mighty sure
1384
01:03:36,930 --> 01:03:40,140
before I put young
American lives at risk.
1385
01:03:40,141 --> 01:03:41,184
Here we are--
1386
01:03:41,185 --> 01:03:42,893
Okay, Secretary Powell--
1387
01:03:42,894 --> 01:03:45,980
Let me finish.
1388
01:03:48,315 --> 01:03:50,274
Here we are
1389
01:03:50,276 --> 01:03:53,945
changing the whole way
we do business
1390
01:03:53,946 --> 01:03:55,988
in response to a small
but dedicated enemy
1391
01:03:55,989 --> 01:03:58,867
hiding out in caves and jungles.
1392
01:03:58,869 --> 01:04:00,409
Are we losing
our perspective here?
1393
01:04:00,410 --> 01:04:02,453
We changed our perspective.
1394
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:07,790
The Trade Center
was bombed in '93.
1395
01:04:07,792 --> 01:04:10,544
We had a huge attack
on Oklahoma in '95.
1396
01:04:10,545 --> 01:04:13,797
And those who did it
are in jail or dead.
1397
01:04:13,798 --> 01:04:15,548
Big difference.
1398
01:04:15,549 --> 01:04:17,633
Oklahoma terrorists
1399
01:04:17,634 --> 01:04:21,679
didn't have anthrax or nukes.
1400
01:04:21,681 --> 01:04:24,390
Colin, I swear,
1401
01:04:24,391 --> 01:04:26,808
you're beginning to sound like
Neville Chamberlain.
1402
01:04:26,809 --> 01:04:28,811
Don't patronize me,
Mr. Five Deferments.
1403
01:04:28,812 --> 01:04:31,438
Save that for speeches to
veterans. Neville Chamberlain.
1404
01:04:31,439 --> 01:04:33,189
You think, really--
1405
01:04:33,191 --> 01:04:36,859
You think, with all your
diplomatic bullshit
1406
01:04:36,860 --> 01:04:38,987
that you can appease
Islamic fascists
1407
01:04:38,988 --> 01:04:41,322
who are as nuts as Hitler?
1408
01:04:43,659 --> 01:04:46,411
You wanna know what I see,
Mr. President?
1409
01:04:46,412 --> 01:04:49,704
I see a world
where in about 25 years,
1410
01:04:49,705 --> 01:04:53,292
America's reserves are gone.
1411
01:04:53,293 --> 01:04:54,542
Done.
1412
01:04:54,544 --> 01:04:57,422
Demand is up 30, 40 percent.
1413
01:04:57,423 --> 01:04:59,672
And we have two oceans
1414
01:04:59,673 --> 01:05:03,133
blocking us from
the world reserves.
1415
01:05:03,134 --> 01:05:06,721
You think we're gonna
have allies then?
1416
01:05:06,722 --> 01:05:09,723
We're at 5 percent
of the world's population.
1417
01:05:09,724 --> 01:05:13,269
We use 25 percent of its energy.
1418
01:05:13,270 --> 01:05:16,063
You think Russia and China
are gonna help us out
1419
01:05:16,064 --> 01:05:19,357
when they need
those resources themselves?
1420
01:05:19,359 --> 01:05:23,361
Eighty percent of the world's
future energy reserves
1421
01:05:23,362 --> 01:05:25,279
are right here in Eurasia,
1422
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:28,199
where the prize ultimately lies.
1423
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:32,035
Oil, gas, water.
1424
01:05:32,036 --> 01:05:35,789
Iraq alone, 10 percent
of the world's reserves.
1425
01:05:35,791 --> 01:05:40,459
Sixty of 80 oil fields
are still undeveloped.
1426
01:05:40,460 --> 01:05:43,462
And probably another 100 billion
gallons in their western desert.
1427
01:05:43,464 --> 01:05:45,048
They are floating
in a sea of oil.
1428
01:05:45,049 --> 01:05:46,925
We have bases in more than
1429
01:05:46,927 --> 01:05:48,926
120 countries
all over the world.
1430
01:05:48,927 --> 01:05:51,638
If we include Iraq,
look what happens.
1431
01:05:54,641 --> 01:05:59,102
We are at the fertile,
chokepoint of civilization.
1432
01:05:59,103 --> 01:06:01,272
The Tigris, Euphrates,
the biblical cradle.
1433
01:06:02,732 --> 01:06:03,774
We drain this swamp,
1434
01:06:03,775 --> 01:06:05,775
like Don says.
1435
01:06:05,777 --> 01:06:07,235
We rebuild it.
1436
01:06:07,236 --> 01:06:09,737
We develop its resources
to the maximum.
1437
01:06:09,739 --> 01:06:10,945
They own it,
1438
01:06:10,947 --> 01:06:12,072
we run it.
1439
01:06:12,073 --> 01:06:13,448
Pipelines, sea lanes.
1440
01:06:13,449 --> 01:06:15,493
Their resources finance
the reconstruction.
1441
01:06:15,494 --> 01:06:16,785
A nexus of power
1442
01:06:16,786 --> 01:06:19,122
that won't be broken
in our lifetime.
1443
01:06:19,123 --> 01:06:21,831
If we stick
to the plan.
1444
01:06:21,832 --> 01:06:26,045
So, what is our real exit
strategy on Iraq, Dick?
1445
01:06:32,426 --> 01:06:34,134
There is no exit.
1446
01:06:37,264 --> 01:06:39,138
We stay.
1447
01:06:45,230 --> 01:06:48,232
Spoken like a true oilman.
1448
01:06:48,233 --> 01:06:50,733
You were part of the plan,
Colin, back in the '90s.
1449
01:06:50,734 --> 01:06:52,652
You-- You backed our dominance
in weaponry,
1450
01:06:52,654 --> 01:06:54,154
space, cyber, electronic.
1451
01:06:54,155 --> 01:06:56,322
You agreed
that we would never allow
1452
01:06:56,323 --> 01:06:59,282
another military-economic rival
to emerge against us again.
1453
01:06:59,284 --> 01:07:01,534
So I don't understand--
Turning these weapons loose
1454
01:07:01,536 --> 01:07:03,746
on terrorists is like
trying to hit an ant in the ass
1455
01:07:03,747 --> 01:07:05,205
with an elephant gun.
1456
01:07:05,206 --> 01:07:07,624
We invoke preemption.
Preventive war, you call it.
1457
01:07:07,625 --> 01:07:09,710
The right to use nukes
whenever we see fit.
1458
01:07:09,711 --> 01:07:11,252
And I guarantee you, Paul,
1459
01:07:11,254 --> 01:07:13,671
we will be
in a forever war everywhere.
1460
01:07:13,672 --> 01:07:16,341
Three, four wars at a time.
1461
01:07:16,342 --> 01:07:19,260
That's not New World Order,
that's a world gone mad.
1462
01:07:19,262 --> 01:07:21,846
There's got to be some
global cooperation here.
1463
01:07:21,847 --> 01:07:24,640
No one's against cooperation,
Colin, you know that.
1464
01:07:24,641 --> 01:07:26,642
As long as we're calling
the shots.
1465
01:07:26,643 --> 01:07:28,851
Which gets us
back to reality.
1466
01:07:28,852 --> 01:07:30,270
Lest we forget...
1467
01:07:31,688 --> 01:07:34,440
...where do you see
a lack of American presence?
1468
01:07:34,441 --> 01:07:36,274
Right in the heart
of it all.
1469
01:07:36,275 --> 01:07:37,777
What's missing?
1470
01:07:38,863 --> 01:07:41,154
Iran.
1471
01:07:42,365 --> 01:07:43,615
The mother lode.
1472
01:07:43,616 --> 01:07:46,743
Third-largest oil reserve
in the world.
1473
01:07:46,745 --> 01:07:49,954
Forty percent
of the world's oil
1474
01:07:49,955 --> 01:07:53,542
goes right through here,
the Strait of Hormuz.
1475
01:07:53,543 --> 01:07:57,379
Control Iran, control Eurasia,
control the world.
1476
01:07:58,672 --> 01:08:00,297
Empire.
1477
01:08:01,466 --> 01:08:04,384
Real empire.
1478
01:08:04,386 --> 01:08:07,137
Nobody will fuck with us again.
1479
01:08:11,811 --> 01:08:14,353
It's big, Vice.
1480
01:08:14,354 --> 01:08:15,688
I know, big thoughts.
1481
01:08:17,940 --> 01:08:19,774
But you go out here
and y-you scare people
1482
01:08:19,775 --> 01:08:21,942
when you talk
like that.
1483
01:08:21,943 --> 01:08:23,945
The working Joe's
not thinking about oil.
1484
01:08:23,946 --> 01:08:27,614
We're talking
9/11 terrorists,
1485
01:08:27,615 --> 01:08:29,533
WMDs.
1486
01:08:29,534 --> 01:08:33,494
We're talking freedom
and democracy.
1487
01:08:33,495 --> 01:08:35,204
We're talking
Axis of Evil.
1488
01:08:35,206 --> 01:08:36,997
Sir,
1489
01:08:36,998 --> 01:08:39,875
you have the touch,
not I.
1490
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,882
Hm.
1491
01:08:45,883 --> 01:08:47,967
You know,
when I was coming up,
1492
01:08:47,968 --> 01:08:50,219
it was a dangerous world.
1493
01:08:50,220 --> 01:08:53,513
But we knew exactly
who the "they" were.
1494
01:08:53,514 --> 01:08:57,975
We knew it was us versus them
and it was clear who "them" was.
1495
01:08:57,977 --> 01:08:59,853
Today,
1496
01:08:59,854 --> 01:09:01,438
we're not so sure
who the "they" are,
1497
01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:04,273
but we know they're there.
1498
01:09:04,274 --> 01:09:06,192
Now, I'm not gonna negotiate
with myself.
1499
01:09:06,193 --> 01:09:08,569
I'm a gut player.
Always have been.
1500
01:09:08,570 --> 01:09:11,488
And I am just so bone tired
of this Saddam.
1501
01:09:11,489 --> 01:09:13,741
He's always
misunderestimated me.
1502
01:09:13,742 --> 01:09:16,326
And I don't want our soldiers
invading that desert.
1503
01:09:16,328 --> 01:09:19,079
We have got to get this war
going before summer, Rummy.
1504
01:09:19,081 --> 01:09:23,333
You say "go now," sir, and Tommy
can start mobilizing normally.
1505
01:09:23,334 --> 01:09:25,835
We could have 300,000 troops
in the Gulf
1506
01:09:25,836 --> 01:09:28,337
by early January
without creating a stir.
1507
01:09:28,339 --> 01:09:30,672
No, I want you to keep
a tight lid on it, Rummy.
1508
01:09:30,673 --> 01:09:32,341
For the record, this is against
1509
01:09:32,342 --> 01:09:34,259
the spirit of the U.N.
resolution.
1510
01:09:34,260 --> 01:09:36,887
We agreed with our allies to let
the inspectors do their jobs.
1511
01:09:36,888 --> 01:09:40,473
As Yogi Berra said,
"D�j� vu all over again."
1512
01:09:41,893 --> 01:09:44,018
Colin, you know what
a burn card is?
1513
01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:45,478
No, sir.
1514
01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:48,982
Someday I gotta teach you
how to play some Texas Hold 'Em.
1515
01:09:48,983 --> 01:09:50,942
You just keep selling
our friends at the U.N.,
1516
01:09:50,943 --> 01:09:53,403
but whatever they say,
in the end,
1517
01:09:53,404 --> 01:09:54,945
the final decision is mine.
1518
01:09:54,947 --> 01:09:56,822
Yes, sir.
1519
01:09:56,823 --> 01:09:59,240
Are you gonna be with us
on this, Colin, right?
1520
01:10:04,830 --> 01:10:05,829
I'm with you, sir.
1521
01:10:05,830 --> 01:10:07,707
Good.
1522
01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:10,000
All right, gentlemen,
it's a great meeting.
1523
01:10:10,001 --> 01:10:11,335
Best yet.
1524
01:10:11,336 --> 01:10:13,338
Let's close this out.
1525
01:10:28,101 --> 01:10:30,353
Well, you've done a heck
of a job, son.
1526
01:10:30,354 --> 01:10:33,313
Even though I traded
Sammy Sosa?
1527
01:10:33,314 --> 01:10:36,066
We all make mistakes.
1528
01:10:36,067 --> 01:10:37,525
Center field.
1529
01:10:37,527 --> 01:10:39,403
This is my favorite spot
in the world, Poppy.
1530
01:10:39,404 --> 01:10:41,236
You know,
whenever things get rough
1531
01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:42,573
and I need to clear
my head,
1532
01:10:42,574 --> 01:10:46,535
I just come out here.
It just makes me feel at peace.
1533
01:10:46,536 --> 01:10:48,786
Right now,
I wish I had a spot like this.
1534
01:10:48,788 --> 01:10:52,372
Mm.
- Not the White House lawn.
1535
01:10:52,373 --> 01:10:55,000
This guy Saddam's really put a
burr under your saddle, I guess?
1536
01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:57,796
Saddam,
what I call him now.
1537
01:10:57,797 --> 01:11:00,506
If you emphasize the first
syllable instead of the second
1538
01:11:00,507 --> 01:11:04,133
it means in Arabic, "The little
boy who shines old men's shoes."
1539
01:11:04,135 --> 01:11:06,886
Well, he's one shoe-shining
piece of crap, all right.
1540
01:11:06,887 --> 01:11:09,138
I mean, he gassed
his own people, the Kurds,
1541
01:11:09,139 --> 01:11:11,432
invades Kuwait.
1542
01:11:11,433 --> 01:11:14,143
It's time to back him down
and take him out, Poppy.
1543
01:11:14,144 --> 01:11:16,187
You know,
like you done Noriega.
1544
01:11:16,188 --> 01:11:17,353
Well, you know,
1545
01:11:17,355 --> 01:11:19,606
I've always believed
in leaving personal feelings
1546
01:11:19,608 --> 01:11:22,483
out of politics, but Saddam?
1547
01:11:22,484 --> 01:11:24,195
I just can't stand.
1548
01:11:24,196 --> 01:11:25,905
I'm not gonna let
that little dictator
1549
01:11:25,906 --> 01:11:28,156
control one-quarter
of the civilized world's oil.
1550
01:11:28,157 --> 01:11:29,866
Hm.
1551
01:11:29,867 --> 01:11:31,493
I got a feeling about this.
1552
01:11:31,494 --> 01:11:33,995
How I handle it,
1553
01:11:33,997 --> 01:11:35,871
one way or another
is gonna to determine
1554
01:11:35,872 --> 01:11:37,831
my legacy as president.
Mm-hm.
1555
01:11:37,832 --> 01:11:41,127
We don't wanna have
another draw. Another Vietnam.
1556
01:11:41,128 --> 01:11:43,128
Sloppy ending.
1557
01:11:43,130 --> 01:11:46,257
It's critical
I make the right call.
1558
01:11:46,258 --> 01:11:47,883
For myself.
1559
01:11:47,884 --> 01:11:49,467
For the world.
1560
01:11:49,469 --> 01:11:51,844
Well, you will, Poppy.
I'm sure.
1561
01:11:51,845 --> 01:11:53,680
You know, just don't think
about it too much
1562
01:11:53,681 --> 01:11:56,599
because, you know,
it just screws you all up.
1563
01:11:57,726 --> 01:12:00,978
Sorry to hear about Selig
screwing you.
1564
01:12:00,980 --> 01:12:04,064
I was a dang fool thinking
he'd ever make me commissioner.
1565
01:12:04,065 --> 01:12:05,399
He was just
jerking my chain,
1566
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,609
keeping the job warm
for himself.
1567
01:12:07,610 --> 01:12:09,736
You own a baseball team.
1568
01:12:09,738 --> 01:12:12,279
Spare yourself
the headache.
1569
01:12:13,825 --> 01:12:17,243
It may be better
you stay out of the barrel.
1570
01:12:17,244 --> 01:12:18,536
What do you mean?
1571
01:12:20,455 --> 01:12:22,373
Just better.
1572
01:12:25,502 --> 01:12:27,086
So how's Jeb?
1573
01:12:27,087 --> 01:12:29,879
I think your brother's actually
gonna be governor of Florida.
1574
01:12:29,881 --> 01:12:32,632
I really do.
- You don't say, huh?
1575
01:12:32,633 --> 01:12:34,675
He's always had
that ambition.
1576
01:12:34,676 --> 01:12:36,678
Oh, who knows
these things.
1577
01:12:36,679 --> 01:12:38,762
But that kid could,
1578
01:12:38,764 --> 01:12:41,223
well, one day,
1579
01:12:41,224 --> 01:12:43,517
he could even
be president.
1580
01:12:44,727 --> 01:12:46,312
Gotta be
getting back.
1581
01:12:46,314 --> 01:12:47,772
Nice seeing you, son.
1582
01:12:47,773 --> 01:12:50,400
You-- You keep it up.
1583
01:12:50,401 --> 01:12:53,778
And I'll throw out that first
ball when you need me.
1584
01:12:56,906 --> 01:12:59,074
In facing down Saddam Hussein,
1585
01:12:59,075 --> 01:13:02,870
President Bush has rewritten
the book on crisis management.
1586
01:13:02,871 --> 01:13:06,372
The temporary cease-fire
would become formal in 48 hours
1587
01:13:06,373 --> 01:13:10,041
if Iraq releases all POWs
and Kuwaiti detainees.
1588
01:13:10,042 --> 01:13:11,919
For all intents and purposes,
1589
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:14,131
Operation Desert Storm
has ended.
1590
01:13:14,132 --> 01:13:16,381
A smashing victory
for the Allies.
1591
01:13:16,382 --> 01:13:18,593
A crushing and embarrassing
defeat for Iraq.
1592
01:13:18,594 --> 01:13:21,386
The Iraqi POWs march
with their hands up,
1593
01:13:21,387 --> 01:13:22,845
trudging past
burning oil fields
1594
01:13:22,846 --> 01:13:24,889
and abandoned
defensive positions.
1595
01:13:24,890 --> 01:13:27,476
Gentlemen,
well done.
1596
01:13:27,477 --> 01:13:29,393
Dick, could you
and Colin stay, please?
1597
01:13:29,394 --> 01:13:31,395
Congratulations,
general.
1598
01:13:32,938 --> 01:13:34,105
Good job.
1599
01:13:41,946 --> 01:13:44,991
A hundred hours, my gosh.
1600
01:13:44,992 --> 01:13:49,328
I guess we finally kicked
that Vietnam syndrome.
1601
01:13:49,329 --> 01:13:52,040
It makes you wanna go all
the way to Baghdad, doesn't it?
1602
01:13:52,041 --> 01:13:55,334
Probably get there
in two days.
1603
01:13:55,335 --> 01:13:59,005
But to be an occupying power
in an Arab land...
1604
01:13:59,006 --> 01:14:00,755
the coalition
would fall apart.
1605
01:14:00,756 --> 01:14:04,801
We'd be out there all alone.
Mission creep.
1606
01:14:04,802 --> 01:14:08,596
Going after Saddam,
we'd turn him into a hero.
1607
01:14:08,598 --> 01:14:10,347
That's not our job.
1608
01:14:10,348 --> 01:14:13,558
And how many Americans
is Iraq worth?
1609
01:14:13,559 --> 01:14:16,061
You got an election
in November.
1610
01:14:17,188 --> 01:14:19,105
No.
1611
01:14:19,106 --> 01:14:22,150
Gone far enough.
1612
01:14:22,152 --> 01:14:23,693
Nice job fellas.
1613
01:14:23,695 --> 01:14:26,778
Cleanest war in history.
1614
01:14:26,779 --> 01:14:29,281
Proud of you.
1615
01:14:29,282 --> 01:14:32,409
This is the proudest day
of my presidency.
1616
01:14:37,415 --> 01:14:41,752
Governor Clinton is now
President Elect Bill Clinton.
1617
01:14:41,753 --> 01:14:43,587
He has won
this presidential race,
1618
01:14:43,589 --> 01:14:46,423
along with his running mate,
Senator Al Gore.
1619
01:14:46,424 --> 01:14:49,008
In spite of his overwhelming
victory in Iraq,
1620
01:14:49,010 --> 01:14:52,178
the people did not return
George Bush to the White House.
1621
01:14:52,179 --> 01:14:55,722
A stunning reversal of fortune
for an aristocrat of politics,
1622
01:14:55,724 --> 01:14:58,851
whose long career was
overshadowed by a bad economy,
1623
01:14:58,852 --> 01:15:00,852
a third-party candidate,
Ross Perot,
1624
01:15:00,853 --> 01:15:02,521
and a secret war in Nicaragua.
1625
01:15:02,522 --> 01:15:05,189
All of which may have combined
to undo--
1626
01:15:07,776 --> 01:15:11,279
The best person
didn't win tonight.
1627
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:15,074
The best man did not win,
George.
1628
01:15:16,993 --> 01:15:19,453
He's so beneath you.
1629
01:15:19,455 --> 01:15:21,914
He doesn't deserve
to be president.
1630
01:15:21,915 --> 01:15:25,666
And he wouldn't be
if it wasn't for the damn media.
1631
01:15:25,667 --> 01:15:27,835
You were a great president,
Poppy.
1632
01:15:27,836 --> 01:15:29,755
Great president.
1633
01:15:32,925 --> 01:15:35,300
I gave it all I could.
1634
01:15:37,263 --> 01:15:38,638
I--
1635
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:41,640
I thought the war
would have carried us.
1636
01:15:52,860 --> 01:15:54,986
Well,
1637
01:15:54,987 --> 01:15:58,239
you just would've clobbered
the son of a bitch, you know?
1638
01:15:58,240 --> 01:15:59,448
Huh?
1639
01:15:59,449 --> 01:16:01,034
What?
- Well, you know, I mean,
1640
01:16:01,035 --> 01:16:03,911
gone all the way to Baghdad.
Cleaned his clock.
1641
01:16:06,623 --> 01:16:08,540
Has he been imbibing
something I don't--?
1642
01:16:08,541 --> 01:16:11,793
Don't start. Don't start that.
I'm talking about decisiveness.
1643
01:16:11,794 --> 01:16:13,419
Finishing.
Everything I've been told.
1644
01:16:13,420 --> 01:16:15,630
Okay, that's it.
You can stop right now.
1645
01:16:15,631 --> 01:16:17,465
Just zip it up,
and I mean it.
1646
01:16:17,466 --> 01:16:18,758
I won that war.
1647
01:16:18,759 --> 01:16:21,386
Of course you did,
Poppy.
1648
01:16:21,387 --> 01:16:23,262
Of course you did.
1649
01:16:24,722 --> 01:16:27,432
Can you all leave, please,
for a moment? Thank you.
1650
01:16:27,433 --> 01:16:29,143
This is the first indication
1651
01:16:29,144 --> 01:16:32,647
of jubilation
in Little Rock, Arkansas.
1652
01:16:32,648 --> 01:16:34,647
What the hell was that about?
Damned if I know.
1653
01:16:34,649 --> 01:16:37,776
I've never seen him
like this before.
1654
01:16:37,777 --> 01:16:40,403
Well, it's hard, you know?
He knows that this is the end.
1655
01:16:40,405 --> 01:16:42,279
You know what?
If he would've listened to me,
1656
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:44,073
he'd have pulverized Clinton.
1657
01:16:44,074 --> 01:16:45,658
I mean, I wish he had
more of Mom in him
1658
01:16:45,659 --> 01:16:47,910
because he's weak in spirit.
1659
01:16:47,911 --> 01:16:49,453
That's the difference-maker.
1660
01:16:49,454 --> 01:16:50,954
He doesn't believe
like I believe.
1661
01:16:50,955 --> 01:16:52,540
That is not
what this is about.
1662
01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:54,999
It's his health and all
the medications he's taking.
1663
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,627
He's just tired,
and he's old.
1664
01:16:57,628 --> 01:16:59,171
I can't watch him
like this.
1665
01:16:59,172 --> 01:17:02,257
You know,
it hurts too damn much to lose.
1666
01:17:02,258 --> 01:17:05,675
I'd never let this happen to me.
Never.
1667
01:17:15,019 --> 01:17:17,271
Governor of Texas?
- Mm-hm.
1668
01:17:17,272 --> 01:17:18,938
You must be joking.
1669
01:17:20,024 --> 01:17:21,358
No, I'm dead serious.
1670
01:17:21,359 --> 01:17:23,735
Well, how are you
gonna beat Ann Richards?
1671
01:17:23,736 --> 01:17:25,279
She's way too popular.
1672
01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:27,362
Look, Ann Richards
is way too liberal for Texas.
1673
01:17:27,363 --> 01:17:29,657
Karl's already done the polls.
He says I can beat her.
1674
01:17:29,658 --> 01:17:31,741
And I'm gonna make
Miss Bigmouth-Big-Hair
1675
01:17:31,743 --> 01:17:33,994
pay for the things
that she said about Poppy.
1676
01:17:33,996 --> 01:17:35,872
Oh, leave it alone.
1677
01:17:35,873 --> 01:17:37,789
Besides I won that campaign.
1678
01:17:37,790 --> 01:17:40,500
What's an issue--?
This isn't fair to Jeb.
1679
01:17:40,502 --> 01:17:43,086
He's already running
for governor of Florida.
1680
01:17:43,087 --> 01:17:44,295
One Bush at a time,
son.
1681
01:17:44,296 --> 01:17:46,256
Look, I'm not looking
to steal his heat.
1682
01:17:46,257 --> 01:17:49,259
How do you expect us to go
campaigning for both of you?
1683
01:17:49,260 --> 01:17:51,719
I'm not asking you to.
1684
01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:53,971
Laura, how do you feel
about all of this, truthfully?
1685
01:17:56,515 --> 01:17:59,560
Look, you don't understand.
I've already made up my mind.
1686
01:17:59,561 --> 01:18:03,229
So you're not asking us,
you're telling us.
1687
01:18:03,230 --> 01:18:05,732
The fact is, you can't win.
1688
01:18:05,733 --> 01:18:07,401
Why do you say that?
1689
01:18:07,402 --> 01:18:10,153
Because you're too much like me.
1690
01:18:10,154 --> 01:18:12,946
You're loud
and you've got a short fuse.
1691
01:18:12,947 --> 01:18:15,658
Now, Jeb is like your father.
1692
01:18:15,659 --> 01:18:17,367
He thinks before he speaks.
1693
01:18:17,368 --> 01:18:19,412
He's got his feet on the ground.
1694
01:18:19,413 --> 01:18:21,080
Barb, don't be so hard on him.
1695
01:18:21,081 --> 01:18:23,373
Well, he knows
it's the truth.
1696
01:18:23,374 --> 01:18:26,793
I'm not gonna say something
I'm liable to regret here.
1697
01:18:26,794 --> 01:18:31,506
Son, just consider holding off
until '98.
1698
01:18:31,507 --> 01:18:33,966
You won't have Richards
to contend with.
1699
01:18:33,968 --> 01:18:36,092
And we'll be able to give you
our undivided support.
1700
01:18:36,093 --> 01:18:37,095
No, no, I get it.
1701
01:18:37,096 --> 01:18:38,137
I get it.
1702
01:18:38,138 --> 01:18:40,179
You want Jeb to get elected
before me.
1703
01:18:40,180 --> 01:18:43,017
Come off it. It's a matter
of practicality,
1704
01:18:43,018 --> 01:18:44,684
of timing.
1705
01:18:44,685 --> 01:18:48,272
I want you both to have
what you want, what you deserve.
1706
01:18:49,773 --> 01:18:53,525
Well, I'm running this time,
Poppy.
1707
01:18:53,527 --> 01:18:55,362
You hear me?
1708
01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:57,989
I'm running now.
1709
01:18:57,990 --> 01:19:00,032
Here they come.
They'll be bringing the heat.
1710
01:19:00,033 --> 01:19:01,868
I know, don't swing
at anything I can't hit.
1711
01:19:01,869 --> 01:19:04,160
Mr. Bush, you didn't talk much
about education.
1712
01:19:04,161 --> 01:19:05,913
What are your plans
for reform?
1713
01:19:05,914 --> 01:19:08,290
Well, uh, I'm gonna
deregulate school districts
1714
01:19:08,291 --> 01:19:10,082
so that teachers
and administrators
1715
01:19:10,084 --> 01:19:13,378
can, uh, develop programs
that best fit their kids.
1716
01:19:13,379 --> 01:19:15,712
Sir, are you proposing
to measure students' progress?
1717
01:19:15,714 --> 01:19:17,756
Oh, well, we need to make
a-- A wholesale effort
1718
01:19:17,758 --> 01:19:19,801
against racial profiling,
you know,
1719
01:19:19,802 --> 01:19:22,052
uh, which is illiterate
children.
1720
01:19:22,054 --> 01:19:23,429
You need to teach
a child to read
1721
01:19:23,430 --> 01:19:26,556
and then he or her will be able
to pass a literacy test.
1722
01:19:26,557 --> 01:19:29,141
We're in the very early stages
of developing our program.
1723
01:19:29,143 --> 01:19:32,104
How do you plan to change
the school finance formula?
1724
01:19:32,106 --> 01:19:35,065
I for one will not stand
for the subsidation of failure.
1725
01:19:35,066 --> 01:19:36,649
How do you know
if you don't measure up,
1726
01:19:36,650 --> 01:19:37,817
if-- If you have a--
1727
01:19:37,818 --> 01:19:39,861
A system that simply suckles
them through?
1728
01:19:39,862 --> 01:19:41,612
What about
our failed schools?
1729
01:19:41,614 --> 01:19:43,822
Do you think the state
needs to take them over?
1730
01:19:43,823 --> 01:19:45,364
More government's
not the answer.
1731
01:19:45,366 --> 01:19:47,950
We must have the attitude
that every child in America,
1732
01:19:47,951 --> 01:19:50,369
regardless of where they're
raised, can learn.
1733
01:19:50,370 --> 01:19:53,205
You know,
rarely is the question asked:
1734
01:19:53,206 --> 01:19:55,166
"Is--? Is our children
learning?"
1735
01:19:55,168 --> 01:19:56,583
Okay, fellas,
that's it.
1736
01:19:56,584 --> 01:19:58,335
We'll see you
at the next campaign stop.
1737
01:19:58,336 --> 01:19:59,796
Mr. Bush. Mr. Bush.
1738
01:19:59,797 --> 01:20:02,132
Adios. Adios. Adios.
1739
01:20:02,133 --> 01:20:04,133
Suckles?
1740
01:20:04,134 --> 01:20:06,051
Look, you're the son
of a president.
1741
01:20:06,053 --> 01:20:07,760
You graduated Yale.
1742
01:20:07,762 --> 01:20:10,305
You-- You went to Harvard,
got a business degree--
1743
01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:13,641
If-- If you can't stand in front
of those guys for two minutes
1744
01:20:13,643 --> 01:20:15,643
and come up
with one plausible answer,
1745
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:18,855
then-- Then what the hell
are we running for governor for?
1746
01:20:18,856 --> 01:20:21,733
Just tell me what to do.
Whatever it takes.
1747
01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:24,610
Look, if I need to read
the whole damn Constitution,
1748
01:20:24,611 --> 01:20:25,736
I'll learn it.
1749
01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:27,779
Okay,
four food groups.
1750
01:20:27,781 --> 01:20:29,573
Crime, education,
tort reform, welfare.
1751
01:20:29,575 --> 01:20:33,284
Anybody ask you what time
of day it is, what do you say?
1752
01:20:33,286 --> 01:20:34,911
We must teach our children
to read.
1753
01:20:34,912 --> 01:20:36,330
Okay, what about welfare?
1754
01:20:36,331 --> 01:20:39,165
We must hold the fathers and
the unwed mothers accountable.
1755
01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:41,542
Because we love the babies.
Because we love the babies.
1756
01:20:41,543 --> 01:20:42,585
Okay, crime?
1757
01:20:42,586 --> 01:20:45,005
Mm, end early release
and all paroles
1758
01:20:45,006 --> 01:20:46,381
for rapists
and child molesters.
1759
01:20:46,382 --> 01:20:50,968
Citizens got the right to carry
a handgun for self-protection.
1760
01:20:50,969 --> 01:20:53,928
My opponent
disagrees about that.
1761
01:20:53,930 --> 01:20:56,973
But Texas got the highest rate
of murders in the country.
1762
01:20:56,974 --> 01:20:59,933
And still Miss Richards' hair
is in the clouds.
1763
01:20:59,935 --> 01:21:02,561
She doesn't believe the citizens
got to protect themselves.
1764
01:21:02,563 --> 01:21:04,522
If you believe that,
vote for my opponent.
1765
01:21:04,523 --> 01:21:07,066
Okay, so, what about
that swagger of yours?
1766
01:21:07,067 --> 01:21:10,987
In Texas, we call that walking.
Drinking, drugs, your past?
1767
01:21:10,988 --> 01:21:12,613
It was a mistake. I was young.
1768
01:21:12,615 --> 01:21:14,281
That's all I'm gonna say
about that.
1769
01:21:14,283 --> 01:21:16,158
I don't wanna give
your 14-year-old child
1770
01:21:16,159 --> 01:21:17,533
the excuse to say, "Well--
1771
01:21:17,534 --> 01:21:19,995
Well, if Governor Bush done it,
maybe I can do it too."
1772
01:21:19,996 --> 01:21:22,079
Hi, George.
Oh, hey, girls. How are you?
1773
01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:24,164
Good luck on your campaign.
Thank you so much.
1774
01:21:24,166 --> 01:21:26,335
Good luck. Hope you win.
Vote for me, don't forget.
1775
01:21:26,336 --> 01:21:27,460
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
1776
01:21:27,461 --> 01:21:29,212
What do you say to,
"George W. Bush
1777
01:21:29,213 --> 01:21:31,171
"is a rich, spoiled jerk.
1778
01:21:31,172 --> 01:21:33,299
"His wealth was produced
by stock swaps
1779
01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:35,676
and bailouts arranged
by his daddy"?
1780
01:21:35,677 --> 01:21:37,970
Ann Richards can badmouth me
all she wants.
1781
01:21:37,971 --> 01:21:40,095
I've created
successful small businesses.
1782
01:21:40,097 --> 01:21:41,682
I run a major-league
baseball team.
1783
01:21:41,683 --> 01:21:44,851
I'm in touch with real people
in Texas.
1784
01:21:44,852 --> 01:21:47,185
I work with them every day
at the ballpark.
1785
01:21:47,187 --> 01:21:49,646
Talk to the fans,
hot dog vendors.
1786
01:21:49,647 --> 01:21:51,357
Get to know
what they think.
1787
01:21:51,359 --> 01:21:54,193
Because truly,
deep down inside,
1788
01:21:54,194 --> 01:21:56,862
you know I'm a guy like you,
a guy you can trust.
1789
01:21:56,863 --> 01:21:59,155
Fabulous. Fabulous, W.
1790
01:21:59,157 --> 01:22:00,949
What it all comes down to
1791
01:22:00,951 --> 01:22:04,410
is who Joe Voter wants to sit
down and have a beer with.
1792
01:22:04,411 --> 01:22:05,913
And guess who that is.
1793
01:22:05,914 --> 01:22:08,122
Just remember
to make mine nonalcoholic.
1794
01:22:08,123 --> 01:22:11,084
So anything about the issues,
you come to me first.
1795
01:22:11,085 --> 01:22:12,543
I'll tell you
what to say.
1796
01:22:12,544 --> 01:22:15,212
Whoa. You're not gonna tell me
what to say, Karl.
1797
01:22:15,213 --> 01:22:17,632
I'm gonna tell you what I want.
You're the word man.
1798
01:22:17,633 --> 01:22:19,967
This campaign starts and ends
with me and what I think.
1799
01:22:19,968 --> 01:22:22,969
You got it, W.
I'm just a little fairy
1800
01:22:22,970 --> 01:22:26,515
putting down
a little magic dust for you.
1801
01:22:26,516 --> 01:22:28,600
And Karl...
1802
01:22:28,601 --> 01:22:30,560
this time I'm gonna
out-Texas Texas.
1803
01:22:36,190 --> 01:22:38,942
Your father's here to see you,
governor.
1804
01:22:38,943 --> 01:22:40,861
Poppy's here right now?
Mm-hm.
1805
01:22:40,862 --> 01:22:42,905
All right, send him in, Evie.
Governor.
1806
01:22:42,906 --> 01:22:44,739
Yeah. You like that,
don't you?
1807
01:22:44,741 --> 01:22:46,241
Put your pants on.
1808
01:22:48,410 --> 01:22:52,121
How are you, son?
Hey, Poppy-- Sir.
1809
01:22:52,122 --> 01:22:53,372
Got your speech ready?
1810
01:22:53,374 --> 01:22:55,833
Yeah, I was just getting ready
to go over it again.
1811
01:22:55,834 --> 01:22:58,293
This is a moment
you'll never forget,
1812
01:22:58,295 --> 01:23:01,297
being inaugurated
for the first time.
1813
01:23:01,298 --> 01:23:03,715
Try and take a photograph
in your mind
1814
01:23:03,716 --> 01:23:07,385
so you can savor it
when the times get tough,
1815
01:23:07,387 --> 01:23:10,056
as they always do.
1816
01:23:10,057 --> 01:23:12,808
All right, well,
I'll try and do that.
1817
01:23:14,852 --> 01:23:17,352
Yeah, I sure am glad
that Jeb's coming.
1818
01:23:17,354 --> 01:23:20,022
I'm gonna acknowledge him
in my speech.
1819
01:23:21,776 --> 01:23:25,653
It's been hard on him,
the loss.
1820
01:23:25,654 --> 01:23:28,530
I wish I could've been
at his inauguration too.
1821
01:23:28,531 --> 01:23:30,782
It would've been something.
1822
01:23:30,784 --> 01:23:33,868
Why do you just feel bad
about Jeb?
1823
01:23:33,869 --> 01:23:35,370
Huh?
1824
01:23:35,371 --> 01:23:38,330
Why don't you feel good
about me?
1825
01:23:38,332 --> 01:23:41,167
Well, of course I do.
1826
01:23:41,168 --> 01:23:42,584
And...
1827
01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:51,592
...I brought you these.
1828
01:23:53,054 --> 01:23:56,305
They were
your grandfather's.
1829
01:23:56,306 --> 01:23:59,224
The only real thing
he ever gave me.
1830
01:24:03,271 --> 01:24:05,104
Wear them well.
1831
01:24:12,823 --> 01:24:14,780
See you at the inauguration,
son.
1832
01:24:20,370 --> 01:24:22,871
Well, what did he have to say?
1833
01:24:26,376 --> 01:24:30,004
"These cuff links are my most
treasured possession.
1834
01:24:30,006 --> 01:24:32,296
"My father, Prescott,
gave them to me
1835
01:24:32,297 --> 01:24:34,967
"right after I came back
from the war.
1836
01:24:34,968 --> 01:24:36,885
"They were mine.
Now they are yours.
1837
01:24:36,886 --> 01:24:39,137
I'm sure you will make
a fine governor."
1838
01:24:39,139 --> 01:24:41,556
It's nice, W.
1839
01:24:41,557 --> 01:24:44,058
You think he might ever be able
to say something direct to me
1840
01:24:44,060 --> 01:24:45,684
eye to eye
instead of using these notes?
1841
01:24:45,685 --> 01:24:47,103
This is his way.
1842
01:24:47,104 --> 01:24:48,938
You think he might
ever be happy with me?
1843
01:24:48,939 --> 01:24:50,772
Hon, he is.
1844
01:24:50,774 --> 01:24:52,649
Let me help you.
1845
01:24:58,822 --> 01:25:01,782
Well, Jebby, that's just great.
1846
01:25:01,783 --> 01:25:04,701
Keep Florida warm. You say hi
to Columba and the kids for me.
1847
01:25:04,703 --> 01:25:07,580
Governor, the Reverend.
1848
01:25:07,581 --> 01:25:09,372
Yeah, yeah, talk later.
1849
01:25:09,374 --> 01:25:10,374
Earle.
1850
01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:12,084
Governor.
Thanks a bunch for coming.
1851
01:25:12,086 --> 01:25:13,376
Yeah.
- Hey, go ahead.
1852
01:25:13,377 --> 01:25:16,546
Take a seat.
Make yourself comfortable.
1853
01:25:16,548 --> 01:25:18,005
Hey, how's the show
coming along?
1854
01:25:18,007 --> 01:25:19,549
Oh, couldn't be better.
1855
01:25:19,551 --> 01:25:23,301
Over 100 million Americans are
watching the Earle Hudd Hour
1856
01:25:23,303 --> 01:25:25,555
right here in North America.
- Fabulous.
1857
01:25:25,556 --> 01:25:27,015
You don't say. That's great.
1858
01:25:27,016 --> 01:25:29,184
That's dandy, Earle.
1859
01:25:30,852 --> 01:25:32,687
So, ahem, listen,
1860
01:25:32,688 --> 01:25:34,189
I asked you here today
1861
01:25:34,190 --> 01:25:37,523
to discuss something
of great importance.
1862
01:25:39,694 --> 01:25:40,901
I've heard the call.
1863
01:25:40,903 --> 01:25:42,822
Well, I know.
1864
01:25:42,823 --> 01:25:44,406
Don't forget,
I've been the witness
1865
01:25:44,407 --> 01:25:45,823
to the growth in your faith.
1866
01:25:45,825 --> 01:25:48,367
No, that's not
what I mean.
1867
01:25:48,368 --> 01:25:50,369
I mean, I've heard the call.
1868
01:25:50,371 --> 01:25:53,664
And I believe that God wants me
to run for president.
1869
01:26:00,046 --> 01:26:00,963
Truly?
1870
01:26:00,964 --> 01:26:02,547
I-- I can't explain it.
1871
01:26:02,548 --> 01:26:05,050
But I think that something's
gonna happen.
1872
01:26:05,051 --> 01:26:08,177
And at that time,
my country is gonna need me.
1873
01:26:08,178 --> 01:26:11,472
And, you know, I think it's part
of the divine plan.
1874
01:26:11,474 --> 01:26:14,433
Well, a man don't hear the call,
governor,
1875
01:26:14,434 --> 01:26:17,269
unless the good Lord
wants him to.
1876
01:26:17,270 --> 01:26:19,105
Well, the truth is
I don't wanna run.
1877
01:26:19,106 --> 01:26:20,439
I mean, it's like Moses.
1878
01:26:20,441 --> 01:26:22,441
You know, I mean, he wasn't
a very good speaker.
1879
01:26:22,442 --> 01:26:25,110
But finally, he just knew.
1880
01:26:25,111 --> 01:26:26,487
My father was president,
1881
01:26:26,488 --> 01:26:28,572
the whole family
was affected by it.
1882
01:26:28,573 --> 01:26:30,615
I know the price.
1883
01:26:30,616 --> 01:26:33,908
I-- I'd be happy just buying
my fishing lures at Wal-Mart.
1884
01:26:33,910 --> 01:26:35,661
A-and if I run for president,
1885
01:26:35,662 --> 01:26:38,122
I know my life
will never be the same.
1886
01:26:38,123 --> 01:26:41,708
But I feel that God wants me
to do this, Earle.
1887
01:26:41,710 --> 01:26:44,128
And I must do it.
1888
01:26:44,129 --> 01:26:46,046
I must.
1889
01:26:49,343 --> 01:26:52,593
Well, then, you must,
son.
1890
01:26:52,594 --> 01:26:54,011
I'd like to pray over it.
1891
01:26:54,012 --> 01:26:55,930
Yeah, thank you.
1892
01:26:58,017 --> 01:27:00,226
Dear Lord,
1893
01:27:00,227 --> 01:27:02,853
we pray that you will
watch over
1894
01:27:02,854 --> 01:27:04,771
and always shine your light
1895
01:27:04,772 --> 01:27:07,399
on our humble servant
George W. Bush.
1896
01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:08,650
Mm-hm.
1897
01:27:08,651 --> 01:27:10,902
In Jesus' name.
1898
01:27:10,903 --> 01:27:12,571
Amen.
1899
01:27:12,572 --> 01:27:14,114
Amen.
1900
01:27:17,993 --> 01:27:21,745
Last draft. I promise.
1901
01:27:21,747 --> 01:27:24,707
Yellowcake again.
I've read how many of these?
1902
01:27:24,708 --> 01:27:26,666
I'm burned out.
I've gotta get some sack time.
1903
01:27:26,667 --> 01:27:28,668
Have my guy check it out.
1904
01:27:28,669 --> 01:27:31,587
# I see them bloom #
1905
01:27:31,588 --> 01:27:35,049
# For me and you #
1906
01:27:35,050 --> 01:27:37,342
We finally got it in.
1907
01:27:37,344 --> 01:27:39,970
Page eight.
Uranium in Africa.
1908
01:27:39,971 --> 01:27:41,638
Took long enough.
1909
01:27:41,639 --> 01:27:45,142
British Government has learned
that Saddam Hussein
1910
01:27:45,144 --> 01:27:47,603
recently sought
significant quantities
1911
01:27:47,604 --> 01:27:50,689
of uranium in Africa.
1912
01:27:50,690 --> 01:27:52,608
Our intelligence sources
tells us
1913
01:27:52,609 --> 01:27:54,150
that he has attempted
to purchase
1914
01:27:54,152 --> 01:27:56,111
high-strength aluminum tubes
1915
01:27:56,112 --> 01:27:59,738
suitable for nuclear-weapons
production.
1916
01:27:59,739 --> 01:28:02,241
Evidence from intelligence
sources
1917
01:28:02,242 --> 01:28:05,368
and secret communications
from people now in custody
1918
01:28:05,369 --> 01:28:08,330
reveal that Saddam Hussein
1919
01:28:08,331 --> 01:28:10,874
aids and protects terrorists.
1920
01:28:10,875 --> 01:28:13,918
Including members of al Qaeda.
1921
01:28:14,879 --> 01:28:17,547
Imagine those 19 highjackers
1922
01:28:17,548 --> 01:28:20,676
with other weapons
and other plans,
1923
01:28:20,677 --> 01:28:23,553
this time armed
by Saddam Hussein.
1924
01:28:23,554 --> 01:28:27,597
It would take one bomb,
one canister,
1925
01:28:27,599 --> 01:28:30,016
one crate
slipped into this country
1926
01:28:30,018 --> 01:28:32,060
to bring a day of horror
1927
01:28:32,061 --> 01:28:34,687
like none we have ever known.
1928
01:28:34,689 --> 01:28:38,024
Facing clear evidence of peril,
1929
01:28:38,026 --> 01:28:41,610
we cannot wait
for the final proof.
1930
01:28:41,611 --> 01:28:43,988
The smoking gun that could come
1931
01:28:43,989 --> 01:28:46,406
in the form
of a mushroom cloud.
1932
01:28:48,451 --> 01:28:50,411
The liberty we prize
1933
01:28:50,412 --> 01:28:52,246
is not America's gift
to the world.
1934
01:28:52,247 --> 01:28:55,707
It is God's gift to humanity.
1935
01:29:06,094 --> 01:29:08,469
Every nation and every region
1936
01:29:08,471 --> 01:29:10,847
has a decision to make.
1937
01:29:10,848 --> 01:29:14,558
Either you're with us
or you're with the terrorists.
1938
01:29:27,863 --> 01:29:29,822
May he guide us now.
1939
01:29:29,824 --> 01:29:32,283
And may God continue to bless
1940
01:29:32,284 --> 01:29:34,827
the United States of America.
1941
01:30:16,533 --> 01:30:19,659
Why don't you take
your sleeping pill?
1942
01:30:19,660 --> 01:30:21,620
Clouds coming in.
1943
01:30:21,622 --> 01:30:24,038
Looks like rain.
1944
01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:26,082
Come on.
1945
01:30:26,084 --> 01:30:28,168
You're not sitting here
at 3 a.m.
1946
01:30:28,169 --> 01:30:31,295
thinking about
the weather.
1947
01:30:31,296 --> 01:30:33,547
Remind me to call
the electrician in the morning.
1948
01:30:33,548 --> 01:30:35,341
There's a light out
on the path below.
1949
01:30:35,342 --> 01:30:37,551
Why don't you
call your son
1950
01:30:37,552 --> 01:30:39,136
and tell him
what's on your mind?
1951
01:30:39,138 --> 01:30:41,054
What's keeping you
awake all night?
1952
01:30:41,055 --> 01:30:42,681
I'm worried about him.
1953
01:30:44,976 --> 01:30:46,811
Really worried.
1954
01:30:48,647 --> 01:30:51,606
But I can't talk to him.
1955
01:30:51,608 --> 01:30:54,359
Well, he's not gonna
listen to me.
1956
01:30:54,361 --> 01:30:58,070
He takes criticism
worse than I do.
1957
01:30:58,071 --> 01:31:00,322
He's the president now.
1958
01:31:00,323 --> 01:31:03,116
His decision to make.
1959
01:31:03,117 --> 01:31:04,993
Well...
1960
01:31:04,994 --> 01:31:06,703
you better
do something.
1961
01:31:06,704 --> 01:31:09,246
This is eating away
at you.
1962
01:31:12,293 --> 01:31:15,044
I'll do something.
1963
01:31:15,045 --> 01:31:16,754
"An attack on Iraq
at this time
1964
01:31:16,755 --> 01:31:18,339
"would seriously jeopardize
1965
01:31:18,341 --> 01:31:20,175
"the global
counterterrorist campaign
1966
01:31:20,176 --> 01:31:21,342
"we have undertaken.
1967
01:31:21,344 --> 01:31:23,719
"And would result
in a serious degradation
1968
01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:25,471
"in international
cooperation with us
1969
01:31:25,472 --> 01:31:26,471
against terrorism."
1970
01:31:30,309 --> 01:31:31,892
Damn Brent Scowcroft.
1971
01:31:31,893 --> 01:31:33,395
You know,
he wouldn't be doing this
1972
01:31:33,396 --> 01:31:34,938
unless my father
approved it.
1973
01:31:34,939 --> 01:31:37,189
You know,
Poppy's good friend.
1974
01:31:37,191 --> 01:31:38,900
All these 1980 guys
creeping around
1975
01:31:38,901 --> 01:31:40,109
trying to tell me
what to do
1976
01:31:40,110 --> 01:31:41,485
when they don't know
what I know.
1977
01:31:41,486 --> 01:31:43,821
And just when we want the U.N.
and Democrats in this.
1978
01:31:43,822 --> 01:31:46,240
I will call Brent
right now.
1979
01:31:46,241 --> 01:31:48,200
He can't even talk to me
directly like a man.
1980
01:31:48,201 --> 01:31:49,701
You know,
always writing letters.
1981
01:31:49,702 --> 01:31:51,745
I don't want anything
like this from him again.
1982
01:31:51,746 --> 01:31:53,622
I will let Brent know
that from here on out,
1983
01:31:53,623 --> 01:31:55,248
he's persona non grata.
1984
01:31:55,249 --> 01:31:56,791
This is my war, not his.
1985
01:31:56,792 --> 01:31:59,293
I will not renegotiate this.
1986
01:31:59,294 --> 01:32:01,337
Mr. President,
1987
01:32:01,338 --> 01:32:05,883
has your father ever personally
offered you advice on Iraq?
1988
01:32:05,884 --> 01:32:08,259
No, I haven't asked.
I don't need to.
1989
01:32:08,261 --> 01:32:10,637
Wrong father to appeal to
in terms of strength.
1990
01:32:10,639 --> 01:32:12,598
You know, there's a higher
father I appeal to.
1991
01:32:12,599 --> 01:32:14,182
Amen.
1992
01:32:17,938 --> 01:32:20,020
Protestors came
by the thousand,
1993
01:32:20,022 --> 01:32:21,480
filling block after block
1994
01:32:21,481 --> 01:32:23,650
around the United Nations
to make a single...
1995
01:32:25,318 --> 01:32:26,902
These are the largest
1996
01:32:26,903 --> 01:32:29,364
anti-war demonstrations
ever seen in history.
1997
01:32:32,868 --> 01:32:34,283
Some of our allies
1998
01:32:34,285 --> 01:32:36,954
are very much
against this operation.
1999
01:32:36,955 --> 01:32:38,663
Bush, Bush.
2000
01:32:38,664 --> 01:32:40,540
Estimates of 10 to 15 million
2001
01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:42,667
protestors across the planet
2002
01:32:42,669 --> 01:32:46,003
protesting America's
pro-war policies in Iraq.
2003
01:32:47,631 --> 01:32:49,006
Tens of thousand's
2004
01:32:49,008 --> 01:32:51,175
demonstrating
all over the world--
2005
01:32:51,177 --> 01:32:53,761
Fight, fight, fight.
2006
01:32:53,762 --> 01:32:55,638
So I suppose the key here,
George,
2007
01:32:55,639 --> 01:32:57,722
is to go back to the U.N.
2008
01:32:57,723 --> 01:32:59,850
Tony, I'm with you,
but I'm flat out
2009
01:32:59,851 --> 01:33:01,600
of wrestling moves
with these U.N. types.
2010
01:33:01,601 --> 01:33:03,686
Even Powell doesn't think
we can get it through.
2011
01:33:03,687 --> 01:33:05,812
Believe me, George, I am
twisting my own set of arms
2012
01:33:05,814 --> 01:33:07,314
at the U.N.
- All right.
2013
01:33:07,315 --> 01:33:09,442
But I still think
2014
01:33:09,443 --> 01:33:12,027
with France, Germany, Russia,
2015
01:33:12,028 --> 01:33:13,821
we can make a deal.
2016
01:33:13,823 --> 01:33:16,322
Well, our new thinking
is shaping on that.
2017
01:33:16,323 --> 01:33:17,991
Yeah.
- Which is?
2018
01:33:17,992 --> 01:33:19,035
Punish France.
2019
01:33:19,036 --> 01:33:20,493
Ignore Germany.
2020
01:33:20,494 --> 01:33:22,287
Forgive Russia.
2021
01:33:22,288 --> 01:33:24,414
Yes, but with time,
2022
01:33:24,415 --> 01:33:26,916
just a few months,
much will become clearer.
2023
01:33:26,918 --> 01:33:28,333
No, we can't
do that, Tony.
2024
01:33:28,334 --> 01:33:29,585
We've run plumb
out of time.
2025
01:33:29,586 --> 01:33:31,296
The start date for the war
is penciled in.
2026
01:33:31,297 --> 01:33:33,339
March 10.
- March 10th.
2027
01:33:33,340 --> 01:33:35,842
George, the inspectors
haven't found anything yet.
2028
01:33:35,843 --> 01:33:37,217
Mm-hm.
2029
01:33:37,218 --> 01:33:39,176
Well, how can we justify
a preemptive attack?
2030
01:33:39,178 --> 01:33:40,847
Well, no--
No WMDs yet, Tony,
2031
01:33:40,848 --> 01:33:42,137
but we know
they got them.
2032
01:33:42,138 --> 01:33:43,224
Absolutely.
2033
01:33:43,225 --> 01:33:44,599
So it might just
come down to us
2034
01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:47,058
having to provoke
the son of a bitch.
2035
01:33:47,059 --> 01:33:48,311
Well, what do you
have in mind?
2036
01:33:48,312 --> 01:33:50,396
Well, you know, we were
thinking about painting
2037
01:33:50,397 --> 01:33:52,398
one of our U2 recon
planes in U.N. colors
2038
01:33:52,399 --> 01:33:53,858
and fly it
over Iraq.
2039
01:33:53,859 --> 01:33:55,776
Now, if Saddam
takes the bait
2040
01:33:55,777 --> 01:33:57,819
which, knowing him,
he will--
2041
01:33:57,820 --> 01:33:59,322
Well, when he
fires on it,
2042
01:33:59,323 --> 01:34:00,947
he'll be in breach
of 14-41.
2043
01:34:00,948 --> 01:34:04,118
That would sure
justify retaliation.
2044
01:34:04,119 --> 01:34:06,119
Well, it's a novel idea.
2045
01:34:06,121 --> 01:34:07,787
Let's hope
it doesn't come to that.
2046
01:34:07,788 --> 01:34:09,413
Tony,
2047
01:34:09,414 --> 01:34:12,751
look, come the U.N.
second resolution or not,
2048
01:34:12,752 --> 01:34:15,044
we're going to war
on this.
2049
01:34:15,045 --> 01:34:16,461
Are you?
2050
01:34:23,969 --> 01:34:26,138
I do not share your spirit
2051
01:34:26,140 --> 01:34:27,805
for why we need war.
2052
01:34:27,806 --> 01:34:29,724
War is not inevitable.
2053
01:34:29,725 --> 01:34:33,727
There are alternative ways
to reach goals.
2054
01:34:33,729 --> 01:34:36,647
I mean, it's a question
of morality, George.
2055
01:34:36,648 --> 01:34:39,567
Well, Jacques,
St. Augustine wrote about that.
2056
01:34:39,569 --> 01:34:42,528
That said there was such
a thing as just war.
2057
01:34:45,406 --> 01:34:47,741
Listen, Jacques, I'm committed
to our relationship.
2058
01:34:47,743 --> 01:34:49,284
So am I, George.
2059
01:34:49,285 --> 01:34:51,118
I'm responsible
for hugging the families
2060
01:34:51,120 --> 01:34:52,661
of those who have
lost lives in war.
2061
01:34:52,662 --> 01:34:54,080
And I-- And I view
an armed Saddam
2062
01:34:54,082 --> 01:34:56,958
as a direct threat
to the American people.
2063
01:34:56,960 --> 01:34:59,960
Well, if there is a war,
we'll work together
2064
01:34:59,962 --> 01:35:02,713
on the reconstruction.
2065
01:35:02,714 --> 01:35:04,839
We will all contribute.
2066
01:35:06,594 --> 01:35:08,718
Okay, Jacques.
2067
01:35:08,720 --> 01:35:11,012
Then, uh...
2068
01:35:11,014 --> 01:35:12,179
that's it.
2069
01:35:12,180 --> 01:35:14,014
Uh, you have
a good night, now.
2070
01:35:14,016 --> 01:35:15,601
Good night, George.
2071
01:35:15,602 --> 01:35:17,185
God.
2072
01:35:17,186 --> 01:35:18,644
I'd love to stuff
some freedom fries
2073
01:35:18,645 --> 01:35:20,104
right down
that frog's throat.
2074
01:35:20,105 --> 01:35:21,146
Yeah.
2075
01:35:21,147 --> 01:35:22,856
Thinks he can
have it both ways.
2076
01:35:22,857 --> 01:35:24,484
I mean, ripping off
their oil and then
2077
01:35:24,485 --> 01:35:27,111
taking the high horse
and claiming the low road.
2078
01:35:27,112 --> 01:35:29,280
Sir, don't lose
any sleep over the French.
2079
01:35:29,281 --> 01:35:31,113
He was never onboard.
2080
01:35:31,114 --> 01:35:32,741
They got him on
60 Minutes next week
2081
01:35:32,742 --> 01:35:34,742
calling for 30 more days
for the inspectors.
2082
01:35:34,744 --> 01:35:36,828
Thirty days?
Mm-hm.
2083
01:35:36,829 --> 01:35:38,162
Oh, next chance that comes up,
2084
01:35:38,163 --> 01:35:40,081
remind me to veto
something French
2085
01:35:40,082 --> 01:35:42,125
because I'd be damn glad to.
2086
01:35:42,126 --> 01:35:43,125
What about Putin?
2087
01:35:43,126 --> 01:35:44,125
Get him on the phone.
2088
01:35:44,127 --> 01:35:45,877
All right.
2089
01:35:45,878 --> 01:35:48,295
Might as well get stabbed
in the back all at once.
2090
01:35:48,296 --> 01:35:49,630
Like that guy in...
2091
01:35:49,632 --> 01:35:51,467
Rome.
2092
01:35:53,927 --> 01:35:57,597
--teaspoonful of dry anthrax
in an envelope
2093
01:35:57,598 --> 01:36:00,684
shut down the United States
Senate in the fall of 2001.
2094
01:36:00,685 --> 01:36:02,602
This forced several
hundred people
2095
01:36:02,603 --> 01:36:04,937
to undergo emergency
medical treatment,
2096
01:36:04,938 --> 01:36:06,438
killed two postal workers,
2097
01:36:06,439 --> 01:36:08,232
just from the amount--
2098
01:36:08,233 --> 01:36:11,776
Just about this quantity.
2099
01:36:11,777 --> 01:36:17,073
Iraq declared
8500 liters of anthrax.
2100
01:36:17,075 --> 01:36:18,992
My man, Balloon Foot,
2101
01:36:18,994 --> 01:36:21,035
came through
in the end, didn't he?
2102
01:36:21,037 --> 01:36:23,371
--even one teaspoonful
2103
01:36:23,372 --> 01:36:27,458
of this deadly material.
2104
01:36:27,459 --> 01:36:29,542
Sir, you know he's been a nudge
2105
01:36:29,543 --> 01:36:30,669
from the beginning
2106
01:36:30,670 --> 01:36:33,255
but this is gonna seal the deal.
2107
01:36:33,256 --> 01:36:36,382
It's the best speech
he's ever given.
2108
01:36:39,929 --> 01:36:41,554
Can you believe that, Vice?
2109
01:36:41,556 --> 01:36:44,181
Comrade Pooty-Poot, with all the
problems he's got in Chechnya,
2110
01:36:44,183 --> 01:36:47,560
he's got the balls
to feel bad for me?
2111
01:36:47,561 --> 01:36:50,062
It's all because
of that damn Kraut, Schroeder.
2112
01:36:50,064 --> 01:36:52,105
Used me as a pi�ata
to get re-elected.
2113
01:36:52,107 --> 01:36:54,483
I won't forget that.
2114
01:36:54,485 --> 01:36:57,444
Well, at least we got Italy,
Australia,
2115
01:36:57,445 --> 01:37:00,446
the Czechs, Spain,
Poland, South Korea
2116
01:37:00,447 --> 01:37:01,906
and, you know, the Brits.
2117
01:37:01,907 --> 01:37:05,868
Uh, Romania,
Slovenia, Bulgaria...
2118
01:37:05,869 --> 01:37:06,870
Yeah.
- ...uh,
2119
01:37:06,871 --> 01:37:08,621
Japan is sending
observers.
2120
01:37:08,622 --> 01:37:11,373
And let's not forget
the 90 Mongolian troops.
2121
01:37:11,374 --> 01:37:13,501
I hear they're damn fine
wrestlers too.
2122
01:37:14,627 --> 01:37:15,961
We got more
than 40 countries
2123
01:37:15,963 --> 01:37:17,338
in this coalition,
right, guru?
2124
01:37:17,339 --> 01:37:18,880
Uh, yeah.
Uh, 49, sir,
2125
01:37:18,881 --> 01:37:21,633
but most of them
do not have militaries.
2126
01:37:21,634 --> 01:37:23,717
Uh, some are sending
equipment.
2127
01:37:23,718 --> 01:37:25,678
Morocco is sending
monkeys.
2128
01:37:25,680 --> 01:37:26,805
What? Monkeys?
2129
01:37:26,806 --> 01:37:28,805
Monkeys that are
trained to locate
2130
01:37:28,807 --> 01:37:30,516
and set off
minefields, yeah.
2131
01:37:30,517 --> 01:37:32,434
Now, that's a good idea.
- Mm-hm.
2132
01:37:32,435 --> 01:37:35,145
Okay, Tommy's
standing by in Qatar.
2133
01:37:35,146 --> 01:37:37,397
Right. Hey, Tommy.
2134
01:37:37,398 --> 01:37:38,899
How you doing
over there?
2135
01:37:38,900 --> 01:37:41,275
Hot as a goat's asshole, sir.
2136
01:37:41,277 --> 01:37:42,818
What's the latest plan, Tom?
2137
01:37:42,819 --> 01:37:44,780
Well, we should have 140,000
2138
01:37:44,781 --> 01:37:46,489
in the region any day now.
2139
01:37:46,490 --> 01:37:48,783
Seventy eight thousand of them
ground forces.
2140
01:37:48,784 --> 01:37:50,744
Another 50,000
are on the way.
2141
01:37:50,745 --> 01:37:54,039
We'll have a total force level
of 208,000 on the ground.
2142
01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:56,247
That's great, Tommy.
So you got all you need to go?
2143
01:37:56,248 --> 01:37:57,832
Yes, sir.
2144
01:37:57,834 --> 01:37:59,418
Now-- Now, sir,
we have identified
2145
01:37:59,419 --> 01:38:01,669
over 24 high-value targets.
2146
01:38:01,671 --> 01:38:04,881
But this could result
in civilian deaths.
2147
01:38:04,883 --> 01:38:07,634
I'm no target picker, Tommy,
but I'm not Clinton either.
2148
01:38:07,635 --> 01:38:09,260
I don't wanna fire
no $2 million missile
2149
01:38:09,261 --> 01:38:11,179
at a $10 empty tent
and hit a camel in the ass.
2150
01:38:12,597 --> 01:38:14,473
Not gonna happen on my watch,
sir.
2151
01:38:14,474 --> 01:38:16,684
Be sure not to hit
any schools or hospitals.
2152
01:38:16,685 --> 01:38:18,393
Well, I read you
on the hospitals.
2153
01:38:18,394 --> 01:38:20,228
Any schools we'll hit at night.
2154
01:38:20,229 --> 01:38:22,439
All right, what about
projected casualties?
2155
01:38:22,440 --> 01:38:23,815
Well, I think now,
2156
01:38:23,816 --> 01:38:27,236
more in the neighborhood
of several hundred.
2157
01:38:27,237 --> 01:38:29,237
All right, just remember,
Americans don't like
2158
01:38:29,239 --> 01:38:31,573
to see dead boys on their
television sets, now.
2159
01:38:31,574 --> 01:38:34,492
Yes, death tends to give war
a depressing image.
2160
01:38:34,493 --> 01:38:35,868
We can issue a blackout
2161
01:38:35,869 --> 01:38:38,454
on any coverage
of soldiers in caskets.
2162
01:38:38,455 --> 01:38:41,039
The same thing should apply
to military funerals.
2163
01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:43,625
Oh, yeah,
that's good, Vice.
2164
01:38:43,626 --> 01:38:47,462
Well, it's been a long haul,
gentlemen, ladies.
2165
01:38:47,464 --> 01:38:49,714
Now, I don't care
what happens now.
2166
01:38:49,715 --> 01:38:52,592
How many damn votes we do
or don't get in the U.N.
2167
01:38:53,969 --> 01:38:56,554
Come Monday morning, 10 a.m.,
2168
01:38:56,555 --> 01:38:59,056
I'm giving Saddam
and his two sons 48 hours
2169
01:38:59,057 --> 01:39:00,432
to get out of Dodge, okay?
2170
01:39:00,434 --> 01:39:02,225
Indeed.
2171
01:39:02,227 --> 01:39:03,727
All right.
2172
01:39:05,731 --> 01:39:07,188
Everybody in agreement then?
2173
01:39:07,189 --> 01:39:08,273
Yes, sir.
2174
01:39:08,274 --> 01:39:10,317
All right.
2175
01:39:10,318 --> 01:39:12,694
May God bless
the troops.
2176
01:39:12,695 --> 01:39:16,447
May God bless America.
2177
01:39:16,448 --> 01:39:18,782
#...Not half as much as me #
2178
01:39:18,784 --> 01:39:21,159
# She cried so
When I left her #
2179
01:39:21,160 --> 01:39:23,412
# It liked have
Broke my heart #
2180
01:39:23,413 --> 01:39:25,873
# And if I ever find her #
2181
01:39:25,874 --> 01:39:28,626
# We never move apart #
2182
01:39:52,773 --> 01:39:53,981
All right, way to go.
2183
01:39:53,982 --> 01:39:56,026
This is like the fall
of the Berlin Wall.
2184
01:39:56,027 --> 01:39:58,237
I got goose bumps.
2185
01:39:58,238 --> 01:40:00,613
Not one CBW attack.
Not one Scud. No surprises.
2186
01:40:00,615 --> 01:40:02,324
Except they're not surrendering.
2187
01:40:02,325 --> 01:40:04,952
Thousands are just taking off
their uniforms and going home.
2188
01:40:04,953 --> 01:40:07,370
Well, good. I'll bet
Saddam's running from
2189
01:40:07,371 --> 01:40:09,413
palace to palace
trying to find his passports.
2190
01:40:10,623 --> 01:40:12,248
Don't say I was wrong on this.
2191
01:40:12,249 --> 01:40:14,126
We did it, sir. Congratulations.
2192
01:40:14,127 --> 01:40:15,293
Sure did, Colin.
2193
01:40:15,294 --> 01:40:17,378
Congratulations.
Good to see you smiling, Vice.
2194
01:40:17,379 --> 01:40:19,630
What do you mean "we",
Kemosabe?
2195
01:40:19,631 --> 01:40:20,715
Hey, good job.
2196
01:40:20,716 --> 01:40:23,343
Hey, good job, sir.
Good job.
2197
01:40:23,344 --> 01:40:25,220
Funny, Dick, I remember
you once agreeing
2198
01:40:25,221 --> 01:40:27,680
that going all the way to
Baghdad would be a mistake.
2199
01:40:27,681 --> 01:40:29,764
Well, I think you made
a bigger boo-boo, Colin.
2200
01:40:29,766 --> 01:40:31,476
You could've been
president.
2201
01:40:31,477 --> 01:40:32,600
Fuck you.
2202
01:40:38,524 --> 01:40:40,900
This is for those who doubted
I won the election.
2203
01:40:40,901 --> 01:40:42,736
Yes, sir.
And who doubted my judgment.
2204
01:40:42,737 --> 01:40:44,446
So dropping a rope
2205
01:40:44,447 --> 01:40:46,363
around his neck,
that didn't bring it down.
2206
01:40:46,364 --> 01:40:48,949
Uh, they took an axe
to the base of the statue,
2207
01:40:48,951 --> 01:40:50,034
that didn't bring it down.
2208
01:40:50,036 --> 01:40:53,079
And this is finally what did.
2209
01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:54,914
Yeah.
2210
01:40:54,915 --> 01:40:57,624
We got the son of a bitch.
How about that?
2211
01:40:57,625 --> 01:40:59,125
Maybe he called it
right after all.
2212
01:41:01,212 --> 01:41:03,546
Well, they got the statue.
2213
01:41:03,547 --> 01:41:05,130
Now they gotta
catch the man.
2214
01:41:12,890 --> 01:41:14,932
Live from New York City,
2215
01:41:14,933 --> 01:41:16,725
this is Spin Ball
with Jack Hawk
2216
01:41:16,726 --> 01:41:18,810
and Candice Black.
2217
01:41:22,481 --> 01:41:23,898
What did you think of that?
2218
01:41:23,899 --> 01:41:25,317
That was spectacular,
wasn't it?
2219
01:41:25,318 --> 01:41:27,067
You know, Jack,
it's really stunning.
2220
01:41:27,068 --> 01:41:31,113
I mean, he's landing on a boat
at 150 miles per hour.
2221
01:41:31,114 --> 01:41:33,491
I can't think of a Democrat
that would do that.
2222
01:41:33,492 --> 01:41:35,201
Exactly. Imagine Kerry.
2223
01:41:35,202 --> 01:41:37,535
Kerry would never be able
to pull this off.
2224
01:41:37,537 --> 01:41:40,580
This is the guy who threw down
someone else's Vietnam medals.
2225
01:41:40,581 --> 01:41:43,500
George Bush, on the other hand,
a man's man.
2226
01:41:43,502 --> 01:41:45,417
Women love that.
We're buying into that,
2227
01:41:45,418 --> 01:41:47,712
and perception is reality.
2228
01:41:47,714 --> 01:41:49,839
George Bush looks
for real, all right.
2229
01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:53,218
He didn't fight in the war
but he looks like he did.
2230
01:41:53,220 --> 01:41:56,762
And women love President Bush
for this very reason.
2231
01:41:56,763 --> 01:41:59,890
And women love this war.
It's simple.
2232
01:41:59,891 --> 01:42:01,893
My fellow Americans,
2233
01:42:01,894 --> 01:42:05,646
major combat operations
in Iraq has ended.
2234
01:42:05,647 --> 01:42:07,939
In the battle of Iraq,
2235
01:42:07,940 --> 01:42:12,485
the United States and our allies
have prevailed.
2236
01:42:16,365 --> 01:42:19,491
In the images
of celebrating Iraqis,
2237
01:42:19,493 --> 01:42:21,409
we have seen
the ageless appeal
2238
01:42:21,411 --> 01:42:23,328
of human freedom.
2239
01:42:23,330 --> 01:42:28,041
Everywhere that freedom steers,
let tyrants fear.
2240
01:42:28,042 --> 01:42:31,168
That is the almighty's
gift to every man
2241
01:42:31,169 --> 01:42:32,837
and woman in this world.
2242
01:42:34,007 --> 01:42:35,631
May God
bless you all.
2243
01:42:35,632 --> 01:42:38,925
And may God continue
to bless America.
2244
01:42:50,439 --> 01:42:51,688
Roadside bombs
2245
01:42:51,689 --> 01:42:53,773
killed six
U.S. soldiers today
2246
01:42:53,775 --> 01:42:56,859
in separate attacks
in Fallujah and Baghdad.
2247
01:42:56,860 --> 01:43:00,113
To date, 853 American soldiers
2248
01:43:00,115 --> 01:43:01,281
have been killed in Iraq.
2249
01:43:03,158 --> 01:43:04,658
The bombing continues
2250
01:43:04,659 --> 01:43:06,035
a recent pattern
of insurgency
2251
01:43:06,036 --> 01:43:07,744
directed at American troops
2252
01:43:07,745 --> 01:43:10,330
but also the Iraqi
civilian population,
2253
01:43:10,332 --> 01:43:12,081
which is divided between Shiite
2254
01:43:12,082 --> 01:43:14,959
and Sunni religious
affiliations.
2255
01:43:14,960 --> 01:43:16,669
A truck bomb killed
2256
01:43:16,670 --> 01:43:19,589
at least 17
and wounded over 100
2257
01:43:19,590 --> 01:43:21,966
at the U.N. headquarters
in Baghdad.
2258
01:43:21,968 --> 01:43:24,510
The blast also killed
U.N. Ambassador
2259
01:43:24,511 --> 01:43:27,930
S�rgio de Mello, who appears
to have been the main target.
2260
01:43:27,931 --> 01:43:29,764
Back up! Back up!
2261
01:43:29,766 --> 01:43:31,558
Get off the side of the road!
2262
01:43:31,560 --> 01:43:33,559
Former members
of the Iraqi army
2263
01:43:33,560 --> 01:43:35,979
are protesting the dissolution
of the armed forces.
2264
01:43:35,981 --> 01:43:38,606
They have guns but no food
to feed their families.
2265
01:43:38,607 --> 01:43:40,066
Some have threatened
that they will
2266
01:43:40,068 --> 01:43:41,609
resort to suicide attacks
2267
01:43:41,610 --> 01:43:43,693
if their grievances
are not addressed.
2268
01:43:47,949 --> 01:43:49,826
Then the Pentagon told me
we'd be down
2269
01:43:49,827 --> 01:43:52,159
to 25 to 30,000 troops
by August.
2270
01:43:52,160 --> 01:43:54,495
Is that anywhere
near possible now?
2271
01:43:54,497 --> 01:43:55,872
Well, I'm afraid, Mr. President,
2272
01:43:55,873 --> 01:43:58,333
we're in for a longer haul
than we thought.
2273
01:43:58,334 --> 01:44:00,961
Then where the hell
are the WMDs at?
2274
01:44:00,962 --> 01:44:03,339
Well, we control
the country now, sir,
2275
01:44:03,340 --> 01:44:05,130
so I'm sure we're gonna
find them.
2276
01:44:06,465 --> 01:44:07,676
All right, tell me this.
2277
01:44:07,677 --> 01:44:09,301
Whose job is it
2278
01:44:09,302 --> 01:44:12,138
to find these
damn weapons?
2279
01:44:15,100 --> 01:44:16,516
Bremer, I mean,
2280
01:44:16,517 --> 01:44:18,892
you're running
the whole show here, right?
2281
01:44:18,893 --> 01:44:19,894
Well?
2282
01:44:19,896 --> 01:44:21,562
That's not within
my purview, sir.
2283
01:44:21,563 --> 01:44:24,023
I thought General Franks
was taking the initiative there.
2284
01:44:24,024 --> 01:44:26,108
Tom, you're commander
of the whole shebang--
2285
01:44:26,109 --> 01:44:27,776
Well, that area was never
2286
01:44:27,777 --> 01:44:29,736
part of my command
responsibility, sir.
2287
01:44:29,738 --> 01:44:31,696
There was a team assigned
by the Pentagon--
2288
01:44:31,697 --> 01:44:33,740
No, no. Who?
Who's in charge?
2289
01:44:39,456 --> 01:44:43,583
Well, as per Secretary
Rumsfeld's wishes, sir,
2290
01:44:43,584 --> 01:44:46,669
most normal post-op State
Department functions, sir,
2291
01:44:46,670 --> 01:44:48,921
were stripped from us
and given to Defense.
2292
01:44:48,923 --> 01:44:51,840
Why wasn't I told? Hm?
2293
01:44:51,841 --> 01:44:53,384
What's Rummy
say about this?
2294
01:44:53,385 --> 01:44:55,760
Uh, Cambone--
Uh, I believe that
2295
01:44:55,762 --> 01:44:58,555
it's Stephen Cambone's
jurisdiction, sir.
2296
01:44:58,556 --> 01:45:01,099
Cam-- What is that?
Cam who? Cam who?
2297
01:45:01,100 --> 01:45:03,267
Well, he's Undersecretary
of Defense
2298
01:45:03,268 --> 01:45:04,977
for Intelligence,
Mr. President.
2299
01:45:04,979 --> 01:45:07,273
He reports to
Secretary Rumsfeld.
2300
01:45:07,274 --> 01:45:08,648
Well, that's great.
2301
01:45:08,649 --> 01:45:10,232
I mean, that's just great.
2302
01:45:12,360 --> 01:45:15,321
Why the heck didn't anyone
tell me this before, huh?
2303
01:45:17,699 --> 01:45:18,906
Mr. President,
2304
01:45:18,908 --> 01:45:20,952
I wanna go back to Iraq.
2305
01:45:23,078 --> 01:45:25,913
Look, let me make this clear,
2306
01:45:25,914 --> 01:45:29,417
since I've had some experience
dealing with these matters.
2307
01:45:31,629 --> 01:45:36,131
My son has got the toughest
position in the world.
2308
01:45:36,132 --> 01:45:40,259
He's the one who gets
the Intelligence briefings.
2309
01:45:40,261 --> 01:45:42,095
And as Americans,
2310
01:45:42,096 --> 01:45:44,723
it's our duty to fully
support his efforts
2311
01:45:44,724 --> 01:45:47,976
to bring freedom and democracy
to the Middle East.
2312
01:45:50,354 --> 01:45:53,022
And as a father,
2313
01:45:53,023 --> 01:45:54,774
I'll be damned
if I'll listen to people
2314
01:45:54,775 --> 01:45:58,777
who are always trying
to tear the boy down.
2315
01:46:00,072 --> 01:46:01,781
And you know what,
2316
01:46:01,782 --> 01:46:03,198
they built him
a set of metal legs
2317
01:46:03,199 --> 01:46:05,201
made him faster
than what he used to be.
2318
01:46:05,202 --> 01:46:07,076
They make them
that good these days.
2319
01:46:07,077 --> 01:46:08,661
You and I are gonna run
together, son,
2320
01:46:08,663 --> 01:46:10,912
soon as you
get back on your feet.
2321
01:46:10,913 --> 01:46:12,331
I give you my promise,
all right?
2322
01:46:13,917 --> 01:46:15,834
Okay?
2323
01:46:34,437 --> 01:46:36,269
Um, got him this shirt.
2324
01:46:36,271 --> 01:46:38,105
Maybe you can give it to him
when he wakes up.
2325
01:46:38,106 --> 01:46:39,940
I'd like
2326
01:46:39,941 --> 01:46:41,484
to stand up for you, sir.
2327
01:46:41,485 --> 01:46:43,318
No, you don't, sergeant.
2328
01:46:43,320 --> 01:46:46,071
No, I'm the one
standing up for you.
2329
01:46:46,073 --> 01:46:48,698
Laura and I are looking forward
to seeing you again next trip.
2330
01:46:48,699 --> 01:46:50,366
All right, now?
That's right.
2331
01:46:50,367 --> 01:46:52,451
All right,
you hang in there.
2332
01:46:55,456 --> 01:46:56,539
Thank you.
2333
01:47:04,255 --> 01:47:05,213
Thank you.
2334
01:47:07,926 --> 01:47:10,219
David, good to see you.
2335
01:47:10,220 --> 01:47:11,344
Mr. President.
2336
01:47:11,345 --> 01:47:12,804
So, what do you got for us?
2337
01:47:15,974 --> 01:47:18,184
You used to love pecan pie,
Mr. President.
2338
01:47:18,185 --> 01:47:19,184
Well, I've given up sweets
2339
01:47:19,186 --> 01:47:21,187
since the start
of the war, Rummy.
2340
01:47:21,188 --> 01:47:24,480
My personal sacrifice
to show support for our troops.
2341
01:47:24,482 --> 01:47:26,317
The best pie I've ever tasted,
2342
01:47:26,318 --> 01:47:28,026
Mr. President.
2343
01:47:29,529 --> 01:47:31,488
So, what you're telling me,
David,
2344
01:47:31,489 --> 01:47:34,241
comes down to nothing
on nothing?
2345
01:47:34,242 --> 01:47:36,118
Frankly, we missed it, sir,
because Saddam
2346
01:47:36,119 --> 01:47:38,369
pretended that he
had the weapons.
2347
01:47:38,371 --> 01:47:40,247
It-- It doesn't make sense.
2348
01:47:40,248 --> 01:47:42,414
I mean, why would he risk
his life and government
2349
01:47:42,415 --> 01:47:44,501
by not coming clean?
2350
01:47:44,502 --> 01:47:46,794
Because I think
2351
01:47:46,795 --> 01:47:48,378
he didn't want
his own people to know
2352
01:47:48,379 --> 01:47:49,964
that he didn't have the weapons.
2353
01:47:49,965 --> 01:47:52,591
It's part of his Superman image.
2354
01:47:52,592 --> 01:47:55,218
And afraid they'd cut his throat
if they found out the truth.
2355
01:47:55,219 --> 01:47:56,553
Wait, so you're saying
2356
01:47:56,554 --> 01:47:58,387
this guy was running
a full house off a pair?
2357
01:47:58,388 --> 01:47:59,806
I mean, come on,
that's just nuts.
2358
01:47:59,808 --> 01:48:01,808
He really thought
you were bluffing.
2359
01:48:01,809 --> 01:48:03,101
Right up to the end.
2360
01:48:03,102 --> 01:48:05,477
Me, bluff?
2361
01:48:05,479 --> 01:48:06,771
How could the CIA,
2362
01:48:06,773 --> 01:48:09,397
all our Intel people,
completely muff this?
2363
01:48:10,733 --> 01:48:12,900
I told Mr. Tenet
from the beginning
2364
01:48:12,902 --> 01:48:17,489
that things weren't panning out
the way we thought they existed.
2365
01:48:17,490 --> 01:48:19,865
And your National
Security Advisors
2366
01:48:19,867 --> 01:48:21,826
should've gotten into this,
2367
01:48:21,827 --> 01:48:23,661
gotten the details
and vetted them for you.
2368
01:48:23,662 --> 01:48:25,413
Believe me, Dr. Kay,
2369
01:48:25,414 --> 01:48:28,039
when I say that we were getting
thousands of reports weekly,
2370
01:48:28,041 --> 01:48:29,707
and not just from you
or the CIA--
2371
01:48:29,708 --> 01:48:31,543
I don't see--
2372
01:48:31,544 --> 01:48:33,546
I don't know that putting
the blame on some--
2373
01:48:33,547 --> 01:48:35,380
Mr. President,
I think we're being
2374
01:48:35,381 --> 01:48:38,425
overly negative
in a situation
2375
01:48:38,427 --> 01:48:42,427
where, indeed,
we lack the metrics
2376
01:48:42,429 --> 01:48:47,058
to judge the overall success
of the global war on terror.
2377
01:48:47,060 --> 01:48:50,562
Uh, my office, ahem, sent to you
spy satellite photos
2378
01:48:50,563 --> 01:48:54,981
that showed that WMDs
could be hidden in caves
2379
01:48:54,982 --> 01:48:57,527
that you never responded to.
2380
01:48:57,528 --> 01:49:01,362
We, uh, analyzed those photos,
Mr. Vice President,
2381
01:49:01,364 --> 01:49:04,241
and they are actually trenches.
2382
01:49:04,242 --> 01:49:06,158
Watering holes for cattle.
2383
01:49:06,160 --> 01:49:08,076
Not caves.
2384
01:49:08,078 --> 01:49:10,288
That's not what
my people told me.
2385
01:49:10,289 --> 01:49:11,913
Vice, you grew up
in Wyoming.
2386
01:49:11,915 --> 01:49:14,918
You should damn well
know cattle.
2387
01:49:14,919 --> 01:49:16,084
I mean, there you go.
2388
01:49:16,086 --> 01:49:18,628
You-- You-- You fool me once,
shame on you.
2389
01:49:18,630 --> 01:49:20,629
Now, fool me twice and--
And-- And--
2390
01:49:21,924 --> 01:49:23,592
You can't--
You can't get fooled again.
2391
01:49:28,639 --> 01:49:31,599
I'm sorry, Mr. President.
2392
01:49:31,600 --> 01:49:33,309
We thought he had WMDs.
2393
01:49:35,228 --> 01:49:37,438
But we were
all wrong about him.
2394
01:49:39,649 --> 01:49:41,358
And I include myself.
2395
01:49:47,572 --> 01:49:50,534
Our system,
2396
01:49:50,535 --> 01:49:53,119
the integrity of it,
2397
01:49:53,120 --> 01:49:55,412
has broken down completely.
2398
01:49:58,750 --> 01:50:02,585
And I have never traded access
for integrity.
2399
01:50:04,046 --> 01:50:06,381
And I am obligated to resign.
2400
01:50:32,865 --> 01:50:35,325
Well, that was some shit
sandwich he served us for lunch.
2401
01:50:35,326 --> 01:50:36,409
We're still
working on it.
2402
01:50:36,410 --> 01:50:37,993
We can find someone
who can deliver.
2403
01:50:37,994 --> 01:50:39,871
I don't buy it. You know
he had those weapons.
2404
01:50:39,872 --> 01:50:41,954
No doubt. But now
we shift the ground.
2405
01:50:41,955 --> 01:50:44,041
Keep the focus
on freedom and democracy.
2406
01:50:44,042 --> 01:50:45,835
Rumsfeld is on another planet.
2407
01:50:45,836 --> 01:50:47,043
Sometimes I wonder.
2408
01:50:47,044 --> 01:50:48,712
I think he's lost it.
2409
01:50:48,713 --> 01:50:49,795
What about Iran?
2410
01:50:49,797 --> 01:50:50,963
Oh, yeah.
2411
01:50:50,965 --> 01:50:53,341
Big-time uranium
enrichment program going on.
2412
01:50:53,342 --> 01:50:55,884
We're on it.
- Well, stay on it.
2413
01:50:55,886 --> 01:50:58,930
There's something there.
I can feel it.
2414
01:50:58,931 --> 01:51:00,139
Kansas State and Ohio State,
2415
01:51:00,140 --> 01:51:01,932
a pair of top-ten teams,
squared off
2416
01:51:01,933 --> 01:51:03,226
in the Fiesta Bowl.
2417
01:51:03,227 --> 01:51:05,059
Of course, that was
for the championship.
2418
01:51:05,060 --> 01:51:07,563
Krenzel, your MVP,
four touchdowns passing.
2419
01:51:13,026 --> 01:51:14,234
Funny thing...
2420
01:51:14,236 --> 01:51:16,320
Hm?
2421
01:51:16,321 --> 01:51:18,364
...Poppy once said.
2422
01:51:20,117 --> 01:51:22,118
I didn't appreciate it.
2423
01:51:23,536 --> 01:51:25,663
What was that, Geo?
2424
01:51:27,457 --> 01:51:29,248
Something about:
2425
01:51:30,335 --> 01:51:31,458
"Sometimes it's better
2426
01:51:31,459 --> 01:51:33,628
to stay out of the barrel."
2427
01:51:43,179 --> 01:51:45,222
These lines here...
2428
01:51:46,391 --> 01:51:50,227
It seemed like they just
dug in overnight.
2429
01:51:50,228 --> 01:51:52,647
You're as handsome
as ever, Geo.
2430
01:51:52,648 --> 01:51:55,524
Only makes you look
more distinguished.
2431
01:51:58,359 --> 01:51:59,902
Your favorite play
is coming to town.
2432
01:51:59,903 --> 01:52:02,238
Why don't we
get tickets?
2433
01:52:03,949 --> 01:52:05,741
Hm?
2434
01:52:05,742 --> 01:52:06,826
Huh?
2435
01:52:06,827 --> 01:52:08,576
Cats.
2436
01:52:08,578 --> 01:52:11,828
The Broadway company
is going to be here.
2437
01:52:11,830 --> 01:52:14,041
You wanna go?
2438
01:52:14,043 --> 01:52:16,459
Cats?
2439
01:52:16,461 --> 01:52:18,921
That's something I'd stay up
late for. Definitely.
2440
01:52:18,922 --> 01:52:20,838
I thought so.
2441
01:52:24,886 --> 01:52:26,718
You know,
I don't get it.
2442
01:52:27,888 --> 01:52:32,099
All this psychobabble
in the media.
2443
01:52:32,100 --> 01:52:33,391
I mean, all--
All I wanted to do
2444
01:52:33,393 --> 01:52:36,436
is make this a better
and safer world.
2445
01:52:36,437 --> 01:52:39,189
For everyone.
2446
01:52:39,190 --> 01:52:41,316
There's good
and there's evil.
2447
01:52:41,317 --> 01:52:42,817
And you and I and--
2448
01:52:42,818 --> 01:52:47,405
And the rest of the people
in America know the difference.
2449
01:52:47,407 --> 01:52:48,738
That good ultimately
wins out.
2450
01:52:53,202 --> 01:52:55,871
But you have to
fight for it.
2451
01:52:55,872 --> 01:52:57,289
And you have to
fight for it.
2452
01:52:57,290 --> 01:53:01,960
People have no idea
how hard it is on us.
2453
01:53:04,129 --> 01:53:07,215
The sacrifices you've made.
2454
01:53:07,216 --> 01:53:10,509
Laura, I knew when I married you
what you were made of.
2455
01:53:10,510 --> 01:53:13,471
Well, that same bolt
of lightning hit both of us.
2456
01:53:13,472 --> 01:53:14,638
Hm.
2457
01:53:14,640 --> 01:53:16,724
For better or worse.
2458
01:53:16,725 --> 01:53:18,808
Mostly better.
2459
01:53:20,143 --> 01:53:21,436
Mwah.
2460
01:53:23,606 --> 01:53:26,232
Since the start
of the war, though,
2461
01:53:26,233 --> 01:53:30,360
I barely have time
to run my 3 miles anymore.
2462
01:53:30,362 --> 01:53:31,613
My knees hurt.
2463
01:53:31,614 --> 01:53:33,947
I'm just off my pace.
2464
01:53:35,116 --> 01:53:37,493
It's been hard on me, Laura.
2465
01:53:37,494 --> 01:53:40,204
On top of everything else.
2466
01:53:40,205 --> 01:53:44,289
Well, someday the war
will be over.
2467
01:53:45,710 --> 01:53:47,960
And we can have our lives back.
2468
01:53:50,631 --> 01:53:52,172
I'll get those tickets
for next week.
2469
01:54:01,474 --> 01:54:03,099
Poppy, what are you
doing here?
2470
01:54:03,101 --> 01:54:04,810
I used to sit
in this chair.
2471
01:54:04,811 --> 01:54:07,479
Opposite Baker.
2472
01:54:07,480 --> 01:54:09,606
Huh?
2473
01:54:09,607 --> 01:54:11,482
Got him to help
pull your ass out of the fire
2474
01:54:11,484 --> 01:54:12,859
in Florida in 2000.
2475
01:54:14,946 --> 01:54:16,321
Don't forget that.
2476
01:54:17,656 --> 01:54:19,323
Come on. Let's go.
2477
01:54:19,324 --> 01:54:21,617
A little mano a mano.
2478
01:54:22,994 --> 01:54:24,535
Bet you I can
still whip your ass.
2479
01:54:24,536 --> 01:54:26,079
What?
2480
01:54:26,080 --> 01:54:29,040
Got to admit,
I scared you back then.
2481
01:54:29,041 --> 01:54:30,334
Still scare you, don't I?
2482
01:54:30,335 --> 01:54:32,377
I got a lot on my mind.
I don't need this, Poppy.
2483
01:54:32,378 --> 01:54:34,128
Not now.
2484
01:54:38,800 --> 01:54:40,925
Why you being so ornery?
2485
01:54:40,926 --> 01:54:43,386
Because you
disappoint me, junior.
2486
01:54:43,388 --> 01:54:45,347
Deeply disappoint me.
2487
01:54:45,348 --> 01:54:46,890
After all these years.
2488
01:54:46,891 --> 01:54:48,350
Still?
2489
01:54:48,351 --> 01:54:49,267
You're still with that?
2490
01:54:49,269 --> 01:54:50,977
No, no, no.
2491
01:54:50,978 --> 01:54:54,190
Not the girls
or summer jobs anymore.
2492
01:54:56,734 --> 01:54:58,609
I dug myself
out of the depths of hell
2493
01:54:58,611 --> 01:55:00,276
to stand on my own two feet.
2494
01:55:00,277 --> 01:55:02,948
Make something of myself.
And I did it on my own.
2495
01:55:02,949 --> 01:55:04,531
Ha! Think you did.
2496
01:55:04,532 --> 01:55:06,742
Yeah, well,
you also wrecked it.
2497
01:55:06,744 --> 01:55:08,368
Wrecked. Wrecked what?
2498
01:55:08,369 --> 01:55:10,287
You've ruined it for us.
2499
01:55:10,288 --> 01:55:11,747
What are you talking about?
2500
01:55:11,748 --> 01:55:13,039
The Bush name.
2501
01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:14,040
Get out of my office.
2502
01:55:14,041 --> 01:55:16,793
Two hundred years of work.
For Jeb.
2503
01:55:16,794 --> 01:55:18,919
Get out.
2504
01:55:18,920 --> 01:55:21,964
With this fiasco.
2505
01:55:21,966 --> 01:55:23,466
Get out of my life!
2506
01:55:23,467 --> 01:55:25,676
That's what it is.
2507
01:55:25,677 --> 01:55:27,219
A goddamn fiasco.
2508
01:55:27,220 --> 01:55:28,512
Get out!
2509
01:55:28,513 --> 01:55:30,472
George! George.
2510
01:55:32,099 --> 01:55:33,350
Are you all right?
2511
01:55:33,351 --> 01:55:35,309
Oh, Jesus.
2512
01:55:35,311 --> 01:55:38,021
Jesus, George.
2513
01:55:42,608 --> 01:55:45,069
There's been tough weeks
in Iraq.
2514
01:55:45,070 --> 01:55:47,195
But our central commitment
of the mission
2515
01:55:47,197 --> 01:55:51,784
is the transfer of sovereignty
back to the Iraqi people.
2516
01:55:51,785 --> 01:55:53,576
Now, we've set a deadline
2517
01:55:53,577 --> 01:55:55,495
for this to take place.
2518
01:55:55,496 --> 01:55:57,081
Three months from now.
2519
01:55:57,082 --> 01:56:00,792
June 30, 2004.
2520
01:56:07,632 --> 01:56:10,801
Now, it-- It's important that we
meet that deadline, all right?
2521
01:56:13,555 --> 01:56:15,721
The only way we can win, um,
2522
01:56:17,934 --> 01:56:21,477
is to leave before
the job is done.
2523
01:56:23,314 --> 01:56:25,647
Yeah.
2524
01:56:25,648 --> 01:56:26,984
I'll-- I'll now take questions.
2525
01:56:29,735 --> 01:56:31,278
Yeah, uh...
2526
01:56:32,197 --> 01:56:33,614
Uh, Miss China?
2527
01:56:33,615 --> 01:56:37,534
Mr. President, I know this
is a tough question
2528
01:56:37,536 --> 01:56:40,161
but, um, my viewers
would really like to know.
2529
01:56:40,162 --> 01:56:42,621
What place do you think
you'll have in history?
2530
01:56:42,622 --> 01:56:44,540
In history?
2531
01:56:44,541 --> 01:56:46,459
Oh, I don't know.
2532
01:56:46,460 --> 01:56:48,668
Um, In history,
we'll all be dead.
2533
01:56:50,089 --> 01:56:51,671
Mr. President?
2534
01:56:51,672 --> 01:56:53,173
Yeah, uh...
2535
01:56:53,174 --> 01:56:55,259
Mr. President?
- Yeah, uh, John, there.
2536
01:56:55,260 --> 01:56:56,718
Thank you, sir.
Mr. President.
2537
01:56:56,720 --> 01:56:57,720
Yeah.
2538
01:56:57,721 --> 01:56:59,639
After 9/11,
what would you say
2539
01:56:59,640 --> 01:57:01,973
your biggest
mistakes would be
2540
01:57:01,974 --> 01:57:04,435
and what lessons
have you learned from them?
2541
01:57:05,144 --> 01:57:06,394
Um...
2542
01:57:10,022 --> 01:57:11,608
Uh...
2543
01:57:11,609 --> 01:57:14,651
Now, I wish you would have given
me this written question
2544
01:57:14,652 --> 01:57:17,071
beforehand, John,
so I...
2545
01:57:18,655 --> 01:57:20,782
So I could
prepare for it.
2546
01:57:20,783 --> 01:57:22,200
Well...
2547
01:57:24,913 --> 01:57:26,663
You know, I-- I just, uh...
2548
01:57:29,457 --> 01:57:31,459
Uh...
2549
01:57:31,460 --> 01:57:34,337
John, I'm sure historians will
say, "Gosh," you know.
2550
01:57:34,338 --> 01:57:35,964
"I wish he could have
done better."
2551
01:57:35,965 --> 01:57:39,049
You know, this way
or that way, uh...
2552
01:57:42,094 --> 01:57:43,844
I...
2553
01:57:43,845 --> 01:57:45,473
Yeah.
2554
01:57:45,474 --> 01:57:47,347
I'm sure something
will pop into my head here
2555
01:57:47,349 --> 01:57:50,059
in the midst of the press
conference with all the pressure
2556
01:57:50,060 --> 01:57:52,102
of trying to come up with
an answer but it hasn't yet.
2557
01:57:56,983 --> 01:57:59,360
You know, I hope, uh--
2558
01:57:59,361 --> 01:58:01,110
I don't wanna sound like, uh,
2559
01:58:01,111 --> 01:58:02,695
I haven't made no mistakes.
2560
01:58:02,697 --> 01:58:05,322
You know, I'm confident I have.
2561
01:58:05,323 --> 01:58:07,159
It's just, I haven't, uh...
2562
01:58:09,328 --> 01:58:11,788
You know, you really put me
on the spot here, John.
2563
01:58:11,790 --> 01:58:14,374
And maybe I'm not
as quick, uh, on my feet
2564
01:58:14,375 --> 01:58:17,708
as I should be
in coming up with one but, uh...
2565
01:58:39,606 --> 01:58:40,939
Uh, Mr. President.
2566
01:58:40,941 --> 01:58:43,735
Not now, Ari.
Not now. I'm busy.
2567
01:58:52,994 --> 01:58:55,077
We're locked into a dandy.
2568
01:58:55,078 --> 01:58:57,080
One-one here, bottom
of the eighth, two outs
2569
01:58:57,081 --> 01:58:58,705
as Spencer stands in.
2570
01:58:58,707 --> 01:59:00,666
He's 3-for-3 on the night.
2571
01:59:00,667 --> 01:59:03,543
But this is the first time he's
come up with a man on base.
2572
01:59:03,544 --> 01:59:05,045
He hasn't had
a chance to do damage.
2573
01:59:05,047 --> 01:59:07,631
He'd certainly
love to do some here.
2574
01:59:07,632 --> 01:59:09,091
Monroe off the post.
2575
01:59:09,093 --> 01:59:10,800
That was the starting pitcher,
by the way.
2576
01:59:10,802 --> 01:59:13,095
Jay Fletcher you just saw down
in the bullpen.
2577
01:59:13,096 --> 01:59:14,471
Woodhouse is on deck.
2578
01:59:14,472 --> 01:59:16,555
Schwartz will follow
if we get that far.
2579
01:59:16,557 --> 01:59:19,017
Chavez now from the stretch.
2580
01:59:19,018 --> 01:59:20,725
And the pitch to Monroe.
2581
01:59:20,726 --> 01:59:23,520
Swinging, there's a fly ball
into right field.
2582
01:59:23,522 --> 01:59:25,021
Moving over.
2583
01:59:25,022 --> 01:59:26,524
He dives, he misses the ball.
2584
01:59:26,525 --> 01:59:29,026
Monroe runs first.
He heads for second.
2585
01:59:29,028 --> 01:59:31,653
And here comes Spencer
around third going for home.
2586
01:59:31,655 --> 01:59:33,446
The relay to the plate is...
2587
01:59:33,447 --> 01:59:36,408
not in time. And Texas takes
the lead, 2 to 1.
2588
02:06:38,015 --> 02:06:39,015
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