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First time in Africa men?
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-Yes. Yes first time
-Do you like Africa?
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-Wonderfull
-The landscape?
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- Nice that also.
The car sucks, Gatho
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They said NCC.
-Don't worry. this car is a bomb (never fails)
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30 years with me and it never betray me
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we have to proceed walking
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Come on it's a nice day
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It has been month that it did't rain
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Where are we?
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-We are in the territory of Kasu a really dangerous tribe
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Even
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But don't worry men is impossible to meet them at this time
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-Don't worry men I'll talk...
-No No. You will stay silent, I'll talk.
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Good evening we came in peace
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Good evening...Sorry for the time
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-Who is this guy
-He's Dogon theie king
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Good evening Dogon
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He said that you sneaked in his land
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No, no please let's make it clear I'm just passing through here. Translate
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I don't have intention of stealing
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Also because they have nothing...
-èàòè... -Shut up
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He does't trust white human he said that they have a big head and no heart...
-No those are from Milan
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He wants to know the story of your soul to understand if you are worthy to go through this land
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-What if I'm not worthy?
You will be burned alive in this fire and your ashes will be fertilizer for this ground
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Well right it look right
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So you want to listen to the whole story of my life? Look it's long guys
Well, ok..
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Where shall i begin?! Look Dogon
I think that our god since we are young
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gives us some flair
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That we have to preserve and make them grow
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You for example,Clarissa. What do you want to be?
I want to be a veterinary
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and you,Martina
The musician
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you Caio.
-The scientist
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And you Kekko. what do you want to be?
I want to do the permanent employee...Like you
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Like my dad that used to bring me to the public offices to see the permanent employments
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What peaceful people, what satisfied existences
-No I don't pay from the office how's the weather at Toronto?
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My father used to tell me that there was a guardian angel that was going to help me to become a permanent employee
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But I must work hard
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Hey it's uncle is dad there?
-Wait I'll call you back because i don't pay
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In conclusion I was destined
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Here your hunting license Liuzzi.
-Thank you. I've bring you a quail
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-No, the quail. You're great Liuzzi, you know that just today I was thinking that...
-Kecco is not that this is not corruption?
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Psychosis around. Liuzzi, corruption is if you don't have the right to have the hunting license and come to me public permanent employee and say
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"can you give me the hunting license" but we haven't done this deal did we?
-No,no -And give me this qail
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Is this aged Liuzzi. -Wait Keccois not that this is graft?
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A graft is if you have the right of hunting license and I say "No, you must give me the quail".
Did I made this imposition to you? No, gentlemen of the court you. You bring the quail to me spontaneously
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-Rigth, right - Are we convinced now?
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-Yes, yes -Give it to me
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-Is not that... -Is not that you go fuck off you and the quail,today
I'm sorry but at the television they talk just about corruption, graft..
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-Education, it's called. Here everybody,for education, bring something to the permanent employee. Now give it to me
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-Do you know how to cook this? -My mother-in-law does it cool
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-Meh, how is it? - 6--
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It's gristly and lacks of salt. -Shut up
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Lacks of salt and it's a little gristly. -Yes you're right is gristly
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It's the first time i cook it, sweety. -Why didn't let your mother cook it?
-So when you will be married you won't complain
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Sweety I was thinking for tonight... -Tonight there's the football match. Did you prepare the carryall (bag)
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We, permanent employees, were venerated like gods.
- The hot tea
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To marry one of us would means that in the life you have made...
GOOL...
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But there was another girl in my life
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So, a lovely mother. Food,light and gas at the expense of my father
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Dogol do you believe in reincarnation?
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The one who reincarnated in me was fucking luck
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But clearly all this luck was annoying some god up there
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I still remember that morning
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I went to work in advance
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It looked like a morning like all the others. Gout from home with bike ... a nice ride to the office
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I pick up the badge already signed, i go to the bar where i find all my colleagues
Minister Magno explain us the meaning of this law
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Look I was thinking about an entire revolution of public administration
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Oh, that's awful they suppress us
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The objective it to slim down, modernize..
Guys we are the permanent employees nobody can do anything to us
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the last numerous programs haven't done anything. Today I can say that this revolution started
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and with a gradual suppression of provincial bodies. There will be summoned to the Rome ministry
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for the replacement of those entities that does't satisfies the following requirements
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comma one of the law
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And what it means? -Chitchat, nothing it means nothing
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-Means that who belongs to the following categories is not part of the measure so he has nothing to worry
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let's start
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A) the worker with more than 30 year of service
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Darn you
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B) worker who does police service on the territory
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C) the married worker or with children
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I'm not married and I don't have children but I don't worry
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I said just think if there is not my category
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and he moved on
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D .... E .... F....
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the worker with handicap. -Thanks mom
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And.... H
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the worker with a person with handicap in his family. -My brother Mario is deaf-mute
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Deaf-mute thanks Mario. -What the fuck are you screaming at? He can't hear you. -All this noise for nothing
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Vanelli, and me?
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Me... -But now don't break down (alla mamma)
-Mum you have to be quiet,mum -Why? What have i done now?
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You always took care of yourself mum, it was sufficient that you was a little invalid.
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You had the poly-cyst and you cure yourself... -and by the best doctor
...and the diabetes and you cure it
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"I have to be healthy" ... at 70 years she has to be healthy
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this is egoism -Sorry kecco what I have to do? -He's right an invalid in the family is always useful
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Why don't you do it? - If only i could
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I they recognize me the occupational disease, carpal tunnel
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You told me hundred of time this story dad, now let's think a little about me
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There's only one solution to come out of this
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Let's go
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-Do you know what this means? - Yes, but I want you to tell me
-It means that sometimes in your life
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One decide to.. -Decide to? -Wait a second there's Fanelli the office manager, try it in the meanwhile
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Good evening, madam. Fanelli. -What are you doing here?
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I asked my girl to marry me so I'll avoid the mobility
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Bravo
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The effects of the marriage are not retroactive
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And what that means? -Means that you had to be married before the law entered into force
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Mum, he decided, he give up
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Hi Fanelli. -Hi, break a leg
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This guy is completely stupid
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So, you where saying that it means that?
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It means that there's the intention, there's the ring, when there is going to be the decision
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we will marry. Now let's get out of here
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And where are we going now? -Another place come on -With the carriage?
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Look to move with your feet. The carriage ... 300€
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you're not even retroactive
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No guy no. She didn't love me
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She loved my permanencity of my job
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For sure I didn't let her fasted that night it is not in my style
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I risk the transfer to 30,40,50 km of distance and you talk me about marriage
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But i love you
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So if you love me go and take me a beer, fast
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So. after 15 years to service of my nation they force me to leave my office
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Because the law is arid and it doesn't take into account the feeling
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Kecco can i leave you couple of oil-packed? -No take everything with you I don't want memories of this ....
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I arrived at Rome and I still had the image of the sad face of my girlfriend in my mind. Who knows how much she was grieve for me
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-Can you pass me Penelope? -Don't call again between you it's over.
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So you were saying. What impress you of a women?
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The sincerity madam
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Now, I was really alone .At the mercy of a malevolent fate
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But the guardian angel. Doesn't abandon his permanent employees
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Yes guys it was not an illusion it was him
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I'm a scrap. who I placed I placed. No senator, you already placed me. I'm your country
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you placed my dad at the town hall and my uncle at the region hall
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-Where i placed you to do shit? -At the province hall
-Oh sweat, sweat. -But now you heard the new law
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- they put me in mobility -What mobility? Those want to fire, do you know what they do those motherfuckers of the ministry?
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The last available place is in Valdultima, Trentino Alto Adige (somewhere in the nowhere in north Italy)
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Ok, i got it I'll sing the resignation. -You made the wisest choice
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Lionero del Vulture? -Is the closest...
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Of course will follow you in a path of reinsertion
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a real extortion and the people who fall into it
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And I would have fall too if i didn't meet him. So I sign the resignation..
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Don't blaspheme, the permanent employment it's holy
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I must not be penetrated like all the others
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Tell me... - No, you have to have an interview with the doctor
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I saw that she was a girl and i though she was the secretary
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No, I'm the manager -And you the secretary?
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Where the fuck we are...
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So, Zalone you matured a severance packet of 27'482€ -482 I did the calculation
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well
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I managed to get, if you write to me the voluntary termination of employment, a severance packet of 35000€
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I don't believe that doctor. It a digit disproportionate if it was real I would sign with my eyes shut
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Here it is
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Are you kidding me?
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No I'm not kidding. -I do. You think that I leave my permanent job
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For 7000€ more in the TFR but is she of this profession at least?
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What was your essential duty that you conducted in this strategic provincial hall?
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No No don't gat angry. -No angry? this was my job
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I put the stamps to the licenses of hunting and fishing for 10 years, then I changed
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then in the intense periods. Even, in the period of Easter
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I had to use the auxiliary arm
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Oh so fun... You will never put those stamps again
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Do you know where I'll send you. -Please don't tell me, I love surprises
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Mum don't be worried for me, here is wonderful. They sent me in Val di Susa (near Turin)
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-For doing what?
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Good morning I have to check the decree of expropriation of this house
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We don't want the high speed here..Nhè (Turin expression)
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We have to expropriate your house
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little by little until 7 of evening
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Province of Nuoro? Sardinia?
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Ahio (hi in Sardinian) Fanelli! feel like a million bucks here!
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Practically my colleagues organized to me this treatment..
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where if there's something to do, also a photocopy, they say "no you can't du that let your colleague do it"
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How is it called? -Mobbing
-Yes mobbing how it relax me...
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Ah... From val di Susa to Medusa, so tell them to fuck off.
Don't sign
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For me is yes. Welcome to Italy
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No No guys! the graduated ones after! is there a midfielder?
No guy we play in 11 there's no place for everyone
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Dr. Sironi
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Soon you're going to work with me in my office
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Really?
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I've read your performance
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You solved 1000 and? -1243 contracts
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Of? -1244 minister
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So only one employee resisted to your lethal charm? -Yes, and i'm going to meet him now
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Don't be so cruel
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So, this is tomin Piemontese (kind of cheese from Piemonte)
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Original? -Really original
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Michele Notavo gave it to me
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this is the capper from Lampedusa. Totò Scafiesch** gave it to me
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this is iron wire (grappa)
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Sardinian grappa
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Beautiful doctor
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For you we have the sausage
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Valle di Susa but also under
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So take it
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Thank you so much but I have offer to make to you
-Me too doctor
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Toscana...mmm gez... if you can...if you can
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Zalone
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Those are 50.000€
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Until we're joking we joke, but our country is in disastrous conditions and what do you do?
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you give 50.000€ to me?
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Is graduated this girl?
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Please... -No eh?!
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Some politics? We need valid people
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Otherwise you can't restore (cure) the country
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Tell me a shitty place
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so shitty where also a radioactive waste, a parasite would feel awkward
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Come on I want a piece of crap
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It just arrived this request
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Doctor do I send immediately a communication? -No
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He likes the surprises
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I won't leave my permanent employment, understand?
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I won't leave my privileges
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understand?
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they think that I'll give up. I have to give up for them
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Only because they sent me here
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"Morti di mammata" - insulting you via your dead loved ones (literal translation: "Your mother ugly dead relatives")
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They sent me to north pole. Let's talk about this also a part time is fine
"Morti di mammata" - insulting you via your dead loved ones (literal translation: "Your mother ugly dead relatives")
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"Morti di mammata" - insulting you via your dead loved ones (literal translation: "Your mother ugly dead relatives")
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Let me call her. This big bastard
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Look who's here
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Do i reply? -No, let's make him cold down a little
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Also here thanks
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Porca puttana (bitch pig -> damn it,fuck)
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Is anyone here?
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Jesus help me
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give me a sign of live
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Mum
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at the Arctic Circle is fucking cold
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More than Roccaraso more
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Mum i can't hear you I'll call you later
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I get it but where are we?
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What I have to do here? -We are in the area on national research of Ni olizont
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and you have to defend one of our researcher for polar bear attacks
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Me?
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That sadly are becoming more frequent. Jeson knows something
238
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Who is the person that you'll substitute
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She shut it down
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Listen, but... what do you do here
We do a lot of stuff here, especially stuff about the melting of icecap
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Ah is melting the icecap? -Eh (yes, a lot)
242
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Listen, did you already saw the psychologist
243
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Of course there the psychologist. Is not easy to stay here
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Six mouth of light, six mouth of darkness
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Look doctor when I was young and my mother bought me the calippo
246
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by looking it melting I already suffered a lot
247
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Now imagine with the icecap. Those are things that I can't handle, I know myself
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Is strange Zalone because the dr. Sironi
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describes you as a decided and resolute man
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with a strong inclination to adaptation and sacrifice
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-Forget it -That's sad because call the researcher with you would work side by side
-Another shall be researched
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He does the researcher, he can research another one
253
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So sad, see you!
254
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Oh here ***
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our researcher, the doctor Nobili. -Nice to meet you
256
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Valeria -Hi, Kecco
257
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Valeria I've talked with the sir Zalone but he said that...
258
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I'm a person decided and resolute with a strong inclination to sacrifice. When will we begin?
259
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Pull more a smile of a girl that a rhinoceros
260
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We also say like that Dogon
261
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But instead of the rhinoceros wee put the oxcar and instead of the smile we put... (fur of vagina)
262
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You're more romantic
263
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Why did you decided to come up here?
264
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the truth? for saving this place
265
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Nice, I like it
266
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Is a little utopian but is the right attitude
267
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I mean my place
268
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Yes, your place, my place... -oh, she didn't get a fuck
-...because the world is everyone place
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I don't tolerate the people who think only about themselves
-Egotists
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Yes, because the pollution of sea and the earth worming is everyone problem
271
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Indeed the increase of the polar bear attacks is a direct consequence on the icecap melting
272
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But now Valeria they have to face me
273
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What is that? -What? -That one
It's a lemming
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it doesn't hurst -Look you can say lion, tiger and I won't be scared but the lemming I always had...
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Because is smart the lemming is a bastard
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-Look i pick up this samples of snow
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where there might can be some atmosphere particulate that might contains some toxic material
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You should watch my back
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what cause me that girl
280
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in few moments she was able to transform in paradise what it looked like hell
281
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In a pleasant fresh what was the polar ice
282
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and in a cute lemming what was a sewer rat because that's what a lemming is
283
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But there with here, it had poetry (being nice)
284
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What is love?!
285
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Kecco the bucket
286
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Go
287
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how do you call it this paranza (kind of fish)?
-This is krill and is the base of the food chain on the whole artic fauna
288
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Lead, mercury, hydrocarbon I've seen everything in here
289
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Also the arsenic is there
290
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Look that the arsenic is not present in this sea yet
-Instead, It is Massimo
291
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Also the arsenic arrived. -A little a little it smell of
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If you have some question ask me guys
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Write cadmium...
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From the last spectrometric analysis. there will be soon some genetic mutation
295
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by now is a vicious circle
296
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Sorry can you make me part of it
297
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what is this vicious circle?
298
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Ou! I'm part of the team I want to understand
299
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who feeds of krill?
300
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the seal - and who feeds of seal?
301
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Mattarella
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God, look how is beautiful
303
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A adult men. prepare the reagent we have to sedate it for couple of hours
304
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did you take the anesthetic?
305
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-I took a sedative - Not for you for the bear, for the shotgun
306
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Come on, go closer
307
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Done
308
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Go before we lose it, come on go
309
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Good now it's in position ... shot
310
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I hit it, right?
311
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I don't think so
312
00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:07,000
I told you not to do it -You told me that you can shot
-I can shot the quail not the polar bear
313
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wait!
314
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wait
315
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you hit it
316
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you hit it. I have an unerring aim, don't I?
317
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Do I say lies? -No -I hit it!!
318
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Don't glare at me!
319
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"I'm the polar bear the biggest animal in the world and you pass out with a bit of anesthetic
320
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you don't move anymore
321
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Poor, look
322
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the high temperatures are damaging also the wool
323
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What do you do now? -I collect a sample of blood
324
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The best thing would be a spermiogram but...
325
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you understand that is not possible
326
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doctor what about Zalone?
327
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Do you want to listen live the surrender of a man?
328
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yes
329
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I'll use the speakerphone
330
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Doctor -Zalone
331
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I've noticed that you were looking for me insistently. What are you doing?
332
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I'm masturbating the polar bear, doctor
333
00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:24,160
I wanted to thank you
334
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,760
you gave me a dream
335
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Hey, I left you the analysis in the lab
336
00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:36,020
there's also the spermiogram
337
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Impossible -Yes is true, practically he did....
338
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Have you seen kecco?
339
00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:45,700
He was here for a moment and then he went away -Ok, thanks
340
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:53,520
Mum, now there's another girl in my life, so for now on you hate to call me less frequently
341
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:59,580
Yes -Kecco can I? -Sure
342
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,680
Hey, I wanted to say hi I'm leaving
343
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,060
Right you go back home during the weekend
344
00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:08,060
Yes...What do you do here?
345
00:31:08,380 --> 00:31:10,060
What you think i can do here?
346
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,940
Isn't that you want to come with me?
-No Valeria you might want to stay with your boyfriend
347
00:31:16,940 --> 00:31:20,400
I don't have a boyfriend. Come on, how much does it take to do your bag?
348
00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:21,720
Done
349
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Let's go
350
00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:30,000
There we are this si my home
351
00:32:31,460 --> 00:32:34,000
Sorry give me one moment
352
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,120
I'll wait you inside
353
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,760
Mum? -Can you tell me now how is this girl?
354
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,120
how's?how's? Do you have in mind Cameron Diaz?
355
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:48,420
Put inside Margherita hack a spraying of Licia Colo and there she is
356
00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:54,240
But mum don't call me so frequently call me just if you can't handle it anymore for the melancholy
357
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,420
Bye, I go to her
358
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this is a collection of photographs of my life
359
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:07,040
Wonderful you went around the world and only for the animals
360
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,280
Yes you know where there are the emergency
361
00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:12,720
Look this is my African period
362
00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:16,560
I worked there for two years I left there my heart
363
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,840
He's Babu my boyfriend of that time, the dad of Ysaid
364
00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:36,700
This is my period in the Philippine, what a wonderful place
365
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:41,520
And he's Himuel my boyfriend of Philippine the dad of Emily
366
00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:52,160
This is my recent period in Norway where I knew Gunnar the dad of Ilars
367
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,100
Did you adopt them right?
368
00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:03,180
No, they are my natural children....and this is Carula
369
00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:07,880
A friend? -Well, more than a friend I had a relation with her
370
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,880
A confused period
371
00:34:10,420 --> 00:34:14,120
Damn I have to shout down the fire, you an continue
372
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:32,160
Kecco, can you come and help me? -Yes I just finish the equine period and I come
373
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,520
Sorry, I'm a little hungry
374
00:34:41,820 --> 00:34:44,920
God, bless this food
375
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,340
and let anyone be able to eat
376
00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:49,520
Amen
377
00:35:07,780 --> 00:35:11,860
and you? -I'm atheist -Thanks god
378
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:18,040
So this is like? -Salmon with sour creme
379
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,840
and this is apple juice
380
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,280
Maybe is the combination that doen't work
381
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,520
Ah Norvigian period -Yes, Hilar's dad
382
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,720
Sadly he cannot stop by for dinner -So sad
383
00:35:43,220 --> 00:35:48,800
Let me understand, he lives with you. -Not for so long, he's going to marry
384
00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:51,360
Kecco how old are you?
385
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,360
-38 -Are you married?
386
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,360
No, I live with my mum and dad
387
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,900
Kids
388
00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:07,240
Excuse them, they find you a little strange
389
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,260
No wait, let me understand, in here I'm the strange one
390
00:36:30,580 --> 00:36:35,840
the kids were sorry they was afraid that they hurt you -That's why you get up here
391
00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:37,120
let them come
392
00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:39,120
Up up! come on!
393
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:54,140
Let's go to bad that is late!
this is a Sergio Pascuzzi it costs 600€ is that you miss the real values
394
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:59,740
ok let's go to sleep, also because is midnight
395
00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:02,020
there's a wonderful sun
396
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:04,080
But I'm strange, me
397
00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:26,720
It's green
398
00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:35,240
Go Isaid,go!
399
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,240
Isaid come here
400
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:42,760
So, when you are in the penalty area as soon as the rival touch you
401
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:47,200
you fall, some paroxysm and the referee gives you the penalty kick, understand?
402
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,420
go,go. -But it's unfair
403
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,340
What does it means? -That is not correct
404
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,520
Suddenly I had a doubt. Isn't that I was the strange one
405
00:37:59,340 --> 00:38:03,140
I felt the need to change and trying to be...
406
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,140
more civil
407
00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:12,060
Let me understand, to be civil how long I have to wait, after the light became green, to honk to the car in front on me? -Never
408
00:38:12,060 --> 00:38:13,700
I'd never honk
409
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:17,460
you'll see that sooner or later the car will move -Seee (I don't believe that)
410
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:26,120
Wow.
411
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,800
How many useless "fuck you" I said in my life?!
412
00:38:55,400 --> 00:39:00,740
Nothing I'm just training to respect the queue in a civil way. Congratulation you are a great country
413
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,840
and in a great country like that
414
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:08,180
there could not lack the unmissable appointments with the civilization
415
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,600
Nice, right? -Really nice
416
00:39:16,740 --> 00:39:19,680
is already one hour and half that their are playing
417
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:22,860
what king of event is this?
418
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:25,060
Is the concert in order to not forget
419
00:39:25,140 --> 00:39:27,460
No, who's going to forget this night
420
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:31,220
But it is nice, it's civil, I like this country you know?
421
00:39:32,940 --> 00:39:36,280
Civilization means also equality in the housekeeping
422
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:40,420
and taking care of children ... also if their are not yours
423
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,800
they're fighting
424
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,360
Hey, hey, I'll go
425
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,940
Guys, guys! Come here! give it to me!
426
00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,940
Let's make one thing clear
427
00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:01,180
Here nobody prevail on someone else
428
00:40:01,180 --> 00:40:02,880
Right? -Right!
429
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:07,160
Because, it's true, you're occidental race, superior race, but you're younger
430
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,440
You're the big brother but you're much more black
431
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,500
So you're equivalent. Right?
432
00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:15,740
Yes, ok Kecco. Let's go! -I'll take this
433
00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:19,140
Ok, guys I was still learning but I knew how make them like me
434
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:28,780
Oh, the panserotti those ones are delicious! Emily the pray.
-No, no those ones have to be eaten while they are still hot I already pray them for you while I was spreading out the dough.
435
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:36,340
This is the Buddhist, this is the Islamic, this is the Christian and this is the best one the Atheist
436
00:40:36,340 --> 00:40:42,600
Rise, potato and krill (actually the recipe is with mussels instead on krill they adapted to Norway :D)
437
00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:48,300
and also the scientific world started to appreciate my knowhow
438
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,700
Try now...
439
00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:01,260
Guys 15 year of public work, those are the basics
440
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:04,920
then I'll learn you to take the snacks without paying
441
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,300
But now
442
00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:13,600
only one thing was missing
443
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,600
to reach the idyll
444
00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:20,700
I graduated in Italy -But all that north
445
00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:24,220
maybe it cool down my latin instinct
446
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:31,120
or maybe I was thinking that it would be a little rede
447
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,140
and I gave up
448
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,540
but than I learned one thing
449
00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:39,260
that in a civilic world
450
00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:41,560
is the girl who use the tongue
451
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:07,460
So guys, at the end we end up together. They wanted to punish me but I was happy
452
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:13,420
But someone realized that in addition to my basic salary of 1300€ I took also
453
00:42:13,540 --> 00:42:18,960
900€ of travel expenses benefit, plus 1200€ of risk benefit
454
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:23,360
A total of 3700€ per month
455
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:27,460
to be spent in the wonderful fjord frame
456
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,280
I was thinking... -You were thinking
457
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,880
what the fuck were you thinking?
458
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,240
How the fuck do you work'
459
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:40,740
the photo on the newspaper... the minister of (money) waste
460
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,080
Now you have to resolve this immediately this incident
461
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:50,720
and you'll send him immediately home otherwise you'll be the one who'll go home
462
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,140
I'm so happy that you found love between glaciers
463
00:43:04,140 --> 00:43:06,140
sadly you have to go back to Italy
464
00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:09,280
doctor but here I'm giving my contribution to the research
465
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,060
the science will get over it
466
00:43:11,060 --> 00:43:12,240
Italy needs you
467
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,660
Is there a way to stay here doctor? -Just one
468
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:22,140
you'll sign your demissions with this check in your pocket
469
00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:23,380
60000€
470
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:39,200
give me a pen -Here your pen
471
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,420
I have a itch back here
472
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:48,300
I'll ask help from home -Zalone where are you going?
473
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,100
Now they wants to transfer me back to Italy
474
00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:56,120
and the only way is to sign the demissions.. -NOO
475
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,140
Don't you dare
476
00:43:58,220 --> 00:44:02,400
remember the permanent employment is holy
-and what can I do senator?
477
00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:04,780
play the bonus ... time off work
478
00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:07,580
thank, senator you're a genius
479
00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:12,940
thank a lot. Good night to senators
(italian saying is good night to musicians (suonatori->senatori) )
480
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:18,900
After those 3 month you'll come to me and we'll see who's going to win
481
00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:28,200
you're not even helping me?! -No, I'm occupational disease doctor, how can I do that?
482
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,040
Without assurance if something happens... no no
483
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:33,320
is better if I don't
484
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:43,520
How's the fish of Adriatic sea? -Is much thiner than nordic one
485
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:47,100
because it doesn't need to produce fat
486
00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:50,880
is the gran coreale a crustacean? -Yes -Darling, enough with questions
487
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,920
why? I is really a pleasure to answer
488
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,280
Yes, is a crustacean that lives in the Athentic ocean
489
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,880
in the nordic seas and if I'm not wrong... -Carl
490
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:03,720
Baltic -Carl
491
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:09,540
When I finally thought I became a civil man another obstacle shown up..
492
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,540
jealousy
493
00:45:11,540 --> 00:45:13,540
This one?? -Is a mum's friend
494
00:45:13,540 --> 00:45:15,540
Did they had a relationship together?
495
00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:17,540
I don't know. -Why don't you know that?
496
00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,540
Did they have it or not?
497
00:45:19,540 --> 00:45:21,900
Kecco, he's Carl!
498
00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:25,180
tomorrow we would like to do rafting are you going to watch over the kids, right?
499
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:25,500
Sure, it please me. Go go
tomorrow we would like to do rafting are you going to watch over the kids, right?
500
00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:28,440
Sure, it please me. Go go
501
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,660
I'll stay with them
502
00:45:31,580 --> 00:45:33,940
how deep lives the grancoreale?
503
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:40,660
Kecco, how deep lives the grancoreale?
-I don't know check on wikipedia
504
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,920
she's going to rafting with Carl
505
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,520
the hemorrhoids should have Carl, the hemorrhoids...
506
00:45:47,780 --> 00:45:51,120
I was all the night awake for the pain
507
00:45:51,420 --> 00:45:56,500
The morning it was me that civilly I bring Valeria to Carl
508
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:59,100
So, we'll see tonight
509
00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:03,900
I'll try to make it as fast as possible. -Don't worry you can stay as long as you want I passed through that
510
00:46:03,940 --> 00:46:05,320
What? -Nothing, go...
511
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,220
thank you, bye
512
00:46:09,220 --> 00:46:10,780
yes, guys!
513
00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:14,320
Now I was free from that latin inheritance
514
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,100
which is jealousy
515
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,300
What happened? -He said he doesn't feel well
516
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,420
Oh, there they are
517
00:46:26,420 --> 00:46:29,840
The got the hemorrhoids, I swear!
518
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:33,840
Anyway
519
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:38,840
I was a completely different man. I wasn't uncivil, I wasn't disrespectful
520
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,440
I wasn't jealous
521
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:42,860
I was completely changed
522
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,220
and also my parents noticed that
523
00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:49,820
of how much i was integrated there in Norway
524
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:51,780
Mum
525
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:57,280
dad....mum....
526
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,100
are you completely blind?
527
00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:03,580
Come on, lest's go!
528
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,620
Sorry when the occupational disease finished, what are you going to do?
529
00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:21,900
I'll stay in Norway, this place is fantastic
530
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:23,900
Civilization, efficiency
531
00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:27,080
Did you know that here the state pays you if you don't work?
532
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:30,000
What have we done in Italy until now? Asshole!
533
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,640
Irony, you're so good to laugh, Italians..
534
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,260
Mum, the seatbelt
535
00:47:36,260 --> 00:47:39,720
But I'm in the rear seat. -Also in the rear seats in the civil countries
536
00:47:43,580 --> 00:47:44,840
Look!
537
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:47,480
What happened?
538
00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:57,300
An Italian passed from here
539
00:47:57,940 --> 00:48:00,740
Ignore it!
540
00:48:00,740 --> 00:48:03,640
I hate you! when you act like this, I hate you!
541
00:48:05,540 --> 00:48:10,600
-Dad, say that I changed, I look strange to you, I really don't understand
542
00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:15,880
All this children
543
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:21,740
are her's? are you talking to me using 'her'? Of course their are mine (In Italian we use the third person for formality)
544
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,120
Darlin, for the marriage tomorrow skirt or slacks?
545
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:30,280
Slacks, darling,... and also the red shirt. -Already done
546
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,200
Can you please give me an hankie
547
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,040
what now for two tears we cut down a tree?
548
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,140
do you know what happen in Amazzonia?
549
00:48:42,140 --> 00:48:44,860
I don't know. -Inform yourself, mummy
550
00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:49,200
Darlin Hinger arrived. -I'm coming
551
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,200
My name is Hinger
552
00:48:51,460 --> 00:48:54,320
and you?
553
00:48:54,460 --> 00:48:57,440
Sorry kecco, can you tell me what time is it?
554
00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:06,220
Kecco, I was having a shower and the warm water finished, Why?
555
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:16,680
Come on, tell me where is the boiler
556
00:49:18,980 --> 00:49:24,200
Fantastic. -Lady, can you tell to my son to fuck off?
557
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,200
In Norwegian...
558
00:49:37,260 --> 00:49:39,560
Who is going to marry tomorrow?
559
00:49:40,140 --> 00:49:42,900
the third Valeria's boyfriend
560
00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:47,200
The dad of the little son. -Ah, Arsel
561
00:49:49,380 --> 00:49:51,720
But if Valeria's boyfriend
562
00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:55,880
got another son from this new relation, the child that will born
563
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,280
what reation has with Kecco?
564
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,340
He' would be
565
00:50:03,060 --> 00:50:05,420
let me think
566
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,300
There's no the problem of the son
567
00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:25,440
This is music, not pizzica (traditional Puglia's (my region) music), much more elegant
568
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:31,780
how's wonderful the civilization.
569
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,020
Thank you
570
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,560
Caterina, so?
571
00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:52,060
What makes you suffer?
572
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,600
the facts that I had other boyfriends?
573
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,900
No, in not that
574
00:50:56,900 --> 00:50:58,900
My children?
575
00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:00,280
No, they're wonderful
576
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,280
So, what's wrong?
577
00:51:03,820 --> 00:51:07,040
there's one thing that i cannot accept,Valeria. -What?
578
00:51:09,660 --> 00:51:13,260
My son's blond goatee
579
00:51:19,020 --> 00:51:21,780
So I did that small concession
580
00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:27,340
Finally!
581
00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:30,440
Happy now! Anyway, I was fine with that!
582
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:34,140
Vale, we're going! Have a nice trip Caterina!
583
00:51:34,580 --> 00:51:38,320
I recommend for Kecco, do the tomato sauce without garlic
584
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,640
Yes, he always does it like that
585
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,640
See you soon!
586
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:43,480
ciao
587
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,360
Come boys!
588
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,040
Come on daddy I'm not asking much
589
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:56,720
Can you promise me that you'll open your view, that you'll open your mind. -That you open the gate that wa havev to go
590
00:52:03,340 --> 00:52:04,880
My parents run right away
591
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,600
But I was more convinced to stay there
592
00:52:08,180 --> 00:52:13,020
But I haven't deal with the long Norwegian winter, yet
593
00:52:13,580 --> 00:52:16,620
6 month where it alternate the dark of night
594
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:23,160
with the dark of the morning
595
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:33,660
And of course, all of this affects a lot the people's state of mind
596
00:52:33,660 --> 00:52:39,020
Morning madam! I had an appointment with your colleague of the foreign office
597
00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:42,480
but there's none. -He suicided
598
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,440
He jumped form the 6th floor
599
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,940
I don't know, Can I leave this to you?
600
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,320
We'll see tomorrow at 1.42
601
00:52:59,120 --> 00:52:59,600
OK
602
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,060
Madam, one question...
603
00:53:04,060 --> 00:53:06,060
which is your floor?
604
00:53:06,060 --> 00:53:08,720
First floor -Ah ok so I'll come tomorrow
605
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:09,720
See you!
606
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,820
Then one night it happened that I was there
607
00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:14,780
to do astronomic lesson to Lark
608
00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:19,100
what happen to the white dwarf...
609
00:53:19,380 --> 00:53:24,440
Kecco! -Who's calling? -Your mother -I'll call her tomorrow
610
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,120
and it doesn't have the power to oppose the gravity
611
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:32,040
and collapse on itself and
612
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:40,640
And what heppen? ♫You can feel in the air, our love song that flies, like a thought that knows about happiness
♫
-That they come back together
613
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,440
they're back together!
614
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,440
Who? -Who!
615
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,340
they're back together
616
00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:57,440
And I didn't know anything
617
00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:03,260
Do you know what does this means for my country?
618
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:05,040
what?
619
00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:09,260
what the fuck, Is it possible that you're so arid?
620
00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:18,400
And here, I lost all of that
621
00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:25,000
Mother earth Italy
622
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,880
Started to make call me back
623
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:54,840
Hinger this language is uselessly difficult. I can translate all those phrases in one word, 2 letters
624
00:54:55,060 --> 00:54:56,820
How was the work interview?
625
00:54:56,820 --> 00:54:57,760
How do you say that?
626
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,420
I'll make you a discount
627
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,000
If I catch you, you're in trouble
628
00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:06,900
I'm quite happy about how it went
629
00:55:08,340 --> 00:55:12,020
At this point I think is useless to continue the lessons
630
00:55:12,060 --> 00:55:13,280
-(Now you understand)
631
00:55:19,980 --> 00:55:25,320
Please my house is full of that, bring them back. -Come on take them!
632
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:29,040
Only when we loose thing we start to understand the value
633
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,940
Understand? I didn't want to pass trough the queue
634
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:37,440
But since I have just one bottle and you have the bucket full. We in Italy
635
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:42,980
We let people pass in front because we are not civil, we are educated
636
00:55:42,980 --> 00:55:48,560
-Come on Kecco let's go -Eat, eat that you're wasting away
637
00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:52,500
let me understand
638
00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:57,660
you come in Italy, you tried our cuisine and then you opened a restaurant here
639
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:02,160
Yes -And tell me, how do you cook this spaghetto?
640
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:08,620
Easy take the water, put pasta and light the fire
641
00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:11,860
mmm 30 minutes
642
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,640
Mha I waited to let water boil, I' such an asshole
643
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:22,580
Do you want something else? -Yes, a screwdriver and a ladder
644
00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:24,160
What are you doing?
645
00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:28,480
V:don't worry! K:Fuck your sister!
646
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:32,720
What are you doing? K:Don't write "Italy" in vain!
647
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:36,040
Viking, you're a Viking
648
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:40,200
What are you doing? V: No, kecco no
649
00:56:49,940 --> 00:56:53,480
Sorry darling but I need this! V:Ok but just once
650
00:56:55,220 --> 00:56:59,240
what the funk are you honking?
651
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:02,180
I'm Italian
652
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:19,940
Don't you find it splendid?
653
00:57:21,340 --> 00:57:24,460
Yes, Bergen in the night is wonderful
654
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,220
No the car double-parked
655
00:57:29,380 --> 00:57:31,040
It's natural position
656
00:57:31,380 --> 00:57:35,000
That how they stay! V:Now darling is enough
657
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,000
come on go down and move it
658
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,120
I like it like that
659
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,300
Tomorrow you'll move it. promised?
660
00:57:45,740 --> 00:57:48,940
Let's go to sleep is night! K: Also this morning was night...
661
00:57:50,620 --> 00:57:52,520
I want to go bask to Italy
662
00:58:12,620 --> 00:58:13,840
He was a work
663
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:15,840
But what are you going to do in Italy!
664
00:58:16,380 --> 00:58:17,960
I got some qualifications
665
00:58:18,060 --> 00:58:22,820
I'll send some CV, I'll so some interview, they'll call back right? -In Italy?
666
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,260
Think carefully!
667
00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:30,260
Guys, enough with those clichés about Italy
668
00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:37,920
Announced delay of the flight from Roma fiumicino to Milano we'll land with 4 hours of delay
669
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,920
It's ours
670
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,360
I already fell home
671
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,820
It has to be due to strike
672
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:55,880
So, I went back to Italy with my whole new family. Dr. Sironi was a little agry about that
673
00:58:55,880 --> 00:59:00,740
he's mad, he's out of his mind. I hate him!
674
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,540
What's up? what happened?
675
00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:08,860
I offerd hin 70000€
676
00:59:08,860 --> 00:59:11,520
he refused 70000€
677
00:59:12,540 --> 00:59:15,920
Where can I send him? I need a place where he'll feel
678
00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:19,140
in danger, intimidated
679
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,300
Send him where I come from
680
00:59:33,580 --> 00:59:37,580
After the nordic darkness I was finally seeing again the south sunshine
681
00:59:39,380 --> 00:59:43,660
I just arrived and I was immediately enrolled in the Forest Rangers
682
00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:51,460
In order to intimidate me the dr. Sironi gave me a really dangerous task
683
00:59:51,980 --> 00:59:55,360
confiscate the animal owned illegally by mafia's boss
684
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:59,280
Write a tiger boss Vincenzo Stino
685
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:00,560
Shut up!
686
01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:03,020
Or I'll come inside
687
01:00:03,220 --> 01:00:07,180
I was good at talking with those people. Don't worry boss it's going to be great
688
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,020
Let's go! Wait a second..
689
01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:13,740
And in short time I became the king of the ..... forest service
690
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:17,980
Is there someone at the house arrest?
691
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:21,440
Finally, come in!
692
01:00:22,020 --> 01:00:23,560
Why do we have it?
693
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:28,060
My son went to the cinema to see the film.. how was it? ...Madagascar
694
01:00:28,060 --> 01:00:31,060
And he was obsessed over having a penguin
695
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:35,340
And the dad who has a good heart bought it. K:Is he here now? -No, in jail
696
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:38,620
He played two days and now he doesn't eve look at it
697
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:42,060
it doesn't play, it doesn't fly e doesn't do a fuck. Take it!
698
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,900
He called it skipper as the idol of he's favorite cartoon
699
01:00:45,900 --> 01:00:49,520
but to welcome it there wasn't the cold glaciers of Madagascar
700
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,800
but a really warm house of Castrovizzo
701
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:55,700
can we do a plea to those who owns those animals? K: Sure!
702
01:00:55,860 --> 01:00:59,360
Don't take your children to see Dumbo otherwise I'm fucked!
703
01:01:16,420 --> 01:01:19,800
Sorry, can you tell me who are you? -I'm Don Michiele
704
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:23,720
and they are the guy cooperative to whom has been gave the estate
705
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,180
This is the tribunal letter
706
01:01:27,340 --> 01:01:30,980
And this is instead my cousin's letter, from Brasil,
707
01:01:30,980 --> 01:01:34,380
whom,being the owner of the estate writes:
708
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:39,560
about the house sticked in the forest you can stay how long as you want -Confiscated not sticked
709
01:01:40,340 --> 01:01:41,720
Oh is an 's' not a 'c'
710
01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:45,840
I have no words
711
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:50,060
... Tanino? -Tanino la Cirenza is the local boss
712
01:01:50,060 --> 01:01:54,820
I'm really sorry,just give me the time to wake up the children and take our stuff
713
01:01:54,860 --> 01:01:58,380
No but if you want you can stay few more weeks
714
01:01:58,380 --> 01:02:00,680
We don't know what to do here,yet
715
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:01,960
What do you want to do here?
716
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:06,900
A social initiative to rescue people. K:Do we want to rescue my cousin?
717
01:02:08,740 --> 01:02:10,860
And was that moment that Valeria
718
01:02:10,860 --> 01:02:12,860
had a great idea
719
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:18,760
Look mayor in the confiscated estate with the cooperative's people we want to create an oasis for amimals
720
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:21,380
to cure them and bring them back to their own habitat
721
01:02:21,380 --> 01:02:23,640
Isn't that a nice project for the community?
722
01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:27,900
And what are these papers?
723
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:34,780
There it is an evaluation of the environmental impact, the earmarking, geologic...
724
01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:40,880
We create an unpleasant situation for the mayor and the community
725
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:44,520
we don't need the hole for IMU (tax) V:darling? K: I?ll handle that
726
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:48,600
See you! K: Mayor..
727
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:53,280
I'll promise that in one week we'll have irregularity to standards
728
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:54,280
Bravo!
729
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,960
Now let's go and see the animals!
730
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:12,640
Here there are our chimpanzee, we'll cure them and bring them back to their habitat
731
01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:19,940
This one that you see in isolation is a rare sample of ararauna. It belongs to a Sicilian boss
732
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:26,920
Suck! -No madam it hat to still to recover don't worry
733
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,360
The enthusiasm was through the roof
734
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:32,360
but reality bring our feet on the ground
735
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:38,880
acts of vandalism during the night, great damages for the "oasis of legality"
736
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:42,880
we have the heartfelt plea of don Michele Vannucci...listen:
737
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:46,120
I'm speaking to the healthy part of this land
738
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:47,940
You can change
739
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:51,320
K: and indeed... -Changed the priest of Castrovizzo
740
01:03:51,380 --> 01:03:54,640
Don Michiele has been transferred in another location
741
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:57,980
Don Michele stay calm, resist!
742
01:03:58,060 --> 01:04:00,940
we are doing our best also to make the kids integrate here
743
01:04:00,980 --> 01:04:04,500
C...D...E...F...G...H (said with dialect accent)
744
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:13,120
Sorry kids! Salvino why don't you let him play?
745
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:18,240
- we don't want foreigners K:But he's not foreigner! tell him where are you from... -I'm from Gioiacauru
746
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,160
Nduja is a particularly spicy, spreadable pork salame from Italy.
Really! so what it is "nduja"?
747
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:20,300
Nduja is a particularly spicy, spreadable pork salame from Italy.
748
01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:21,160
He doesn't know because he's vegetarian -Also gay!
Nduja is a particularly spicy, spreadable pork salame from Italy.
749
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:24,620
He doesn't know because he's vegetarian -Also gay!
750
01:04:24,620 --> 01:04:27,640
But I was looking for a meeting point between our cultures
751
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,920
I avoided Salvino in collaborating with us
752
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:33,940
?dialect? and them come back here, come on! -Salvo, no
753
01:04:33,940 --> 01:04:35,940
not the bullying
754
01:04:36,060 --> 01:04:38,680
with this you spry the window and with this you clean
755
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,320
Emily no the paradox no!
756
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:45,280
there are some world equilibrium that have to be respected
757
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:49,140
despite of my strives there was always more trouble for the integration
758
01:04:49,140 --> 01:04:51,480
It has been month that we don't receive founds
759
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:54,920
How we cure them? How are we going to feed them?
760
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:56,920
-Stay calm
761
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:59,820
This morning I have a visit from a schoolchildren
762
01:04:59,860 --> 01:05:02,840
I refuse to tell again the fairy tale of legality
763
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:06,060
And tell them "Snow White"! -Fuck you!
764
01:05:06,060 --> 01:05:08,060
Stay calm! I'll go
765
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,700
What eats those felines?
766
01:05:13,700 --> 01:05:17,600
Can I give it a snack? K:Yes! T:No please kids! K:why not?
767
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:22,640
they are snacks eater so let's give them the snack
768
01:05:23,380 --> 01:05:27,620
also the soppressata (italian salami), pasta with aubergines
769
01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:30,600
is this a skin backpack? you can throw this also
770
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:34,880
Kids not all to them that there are also chimpanzee that haven't eaten in a month
771
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:35,600
Come on!
772
01:05:35,860 --> 01:05:37,600
But Valeria had already decided
773
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:43,420
Valeria why are you so impulsive? I talked with the mayor
774
01:05:43,420 --> 01:05:45,420
and now he'll find you a seasonal job
775
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:49,760
A seasonal job? K: But it'll become permanent
776
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:51,860
thank you I was worrying
777
01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:54,420
Kecco what am i going to teach to me sons?
778
01:05:54,420 --> 01:05:56,320
To accept everything like you do
779
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,920
What do I accept?
780
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:59,920
Where are you going, Valeria?
781
01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:06,740
Listen to me!
782
01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:09,220
Tell me!
783
01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:11,940
I can't live without you! V:don't you?
784
01:06:12,300 --> 01:06:15,200
So lose this obsession of the permanent employment
785
01:06:15,740 --> 01:06:17,200
and come with me
786
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:23,120
Ok I'll do! because I love you, Valeria
787
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:34,300
they are congratulating with you! K:Yes, I understood
788
01:06:34,300 --> 01:06:36,720
Thank you guys! It was a love choice
789
01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:43,420
What did he say? -That you lied
790
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,740
No no I didn't lied guys..
791
01:06:47,740 --> 01:06:49,400
I said the truth
792
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:52,140
A shaman has the power to read in your soul
793
01:06:53,620 --> 01:06:54,680
and now you say that..
794
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:56,100
asshole!
795
01:06:57,700 --> 01:07:00,880
Dogon, actually it didn't go that way
796
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:03,640
So lose this obsession of the permanent employment
797
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:05,060
and come with me
798
01:07:05,300 --> 01:07:11,600
What? are you idiot. Dear, life is done also of concrete stuff. V: Let's go!
799
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:15,480
Secure salary, trade union protection, sickness leave
800
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:18,040
paid vacation, family allowances.
801
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:21,140
I would be lucky if I had that,madam K: We agree
802
01:07:21,140 --> 01:07:24,440
V: Are we going or not? K: Valeria where do you want to go?
803
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:29,600
Valeria do you know that guarantee fund can be attributable to military years
804
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:33,040
I deposited too much for resigning
805
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:36,500
You can't rescind like that without advance notice
806
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:39,120
I have to dispute you, darling
807
01:07:41,420 --> 01:07:45,360
I know it's easy to judge for you!
808
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:49,780
What is the job of this guy?
809
01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:54,420
Hunt boars! K:Perfect
810
01:07:55,420 --> 01:07:57,620
let's imagine that you each month
811
01:07:57,620 --> 01:07:59,100
you hunt one boar
812
01:07:59,100 --> 01:08:01,100
in January one arrow, one boar
813
01:08:01,100 --> 01:08:04,100
February one arrow, one boar
814
01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:05,840
and then arrives December
815
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:09,360
throw you're little arrow and you find two boar
816
01:08:10,180 --> 01:08:12,560
Did ever happen to you?
817
01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:15,400
(thirteenth or christmas bonus: an extra salary for public employee)
It's called thirteenth
818
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:16,040
(thirteenth or christmas bonus: an extra salary for public employee)
819
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:18,460
If your heart doesn't know this joy, shut up!
(thirteenth or christmas bonus: an extra salary for public employee)
820
01:08:18,460 --> 01:08:18,660
If your heart doesn't know this joy, shut up!
821
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:22,720
because gods condemned you to VAT registration (private workers)
822
01:08:22,740 --> 01:08:24,020
understand?
823
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,400
anyway I was suffering, a lot!
824
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,660
the white dwarf is a star of small dimensions
825
01:08:30,980 --> 01:08:34,280
with a small brightness and a color...
826
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:39,060
krill, the basic nutrition of seal is mostly in Norwegians sea
827
01:08:39,060 --> 01:08:45,540
the polar bear K:what the fuck today! Without her I became arid and fussy
828
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:47,480
I didn't let anything go
829
01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:54,980
You can't smoke in the forest
830
01:08:54,980 --> 01:08:57,240
Can't i? K: No, turn it off immediately
831
01:08:57,260 --> 01:08:58,220
Sure, immediately
832
01:09:01,380 --> 01:09:02,760
My goodness!
833
01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:04,820
In order to forget
834
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:07,280
I started to take shelter into alcohol
835
01:09:07,900 --> 01:09:10,600
Kecco, come and seat with us
836
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:13,240
Like I did it guys don't worry
837
01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:33,720
Also here doctor, please don't! D:Don't worry I'm here for vacation! Can I join you?
838
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:35,720
First she seats, and then asks...
839
01:09:36,420 --> 01:09:39,260
Who knows what idea you made about me?
840
01:09:39,260 --> 01:09:43,340
Nobody really knows me deep down
841
01:09:43,340 --> 01:09:45,100
my weaknesses
842
01:09:45,100 --> 01:09:48,840
my desire to fell possessed you a man
843
01:09:50,340 --> 01:09:54,280
Is in that moments that a permanent employee becomes weak and fall down
844
01:09:57,660 --> 01:10:04,280
Now you sign here and I swear that I'll follow you in a reintegration program
845
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:07,460
No , I want the permanent employment
846
01:10:07,460 --> 01:10:09,960
But I won't leave you alone
847
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:11,960
Are you going to give me another permanent job?
848
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,180
look here there are 100000€ all for you!
849
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:17,680
A nice sign here K: where here?
850
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:19,680
Yes here...
851
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:21,680
K:give me one moment
852
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:26,460
There's no other way, ask for work disease
853
01:10:26,460 --> 01:10:28,460
I'm sick I can't sign
854
01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:31,080
Also it is sick both of us are sitk
855
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:35,800
Here you're 100000€. with them buy yourself a sex doll
856
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,420
Instead of pissing of young people
857
01:10:38,420 --> 01:10:40,180
you sucks!
858
01:10:40,180 --> 01:10:42,800
Go away D:parasite! K: I'll press charges on you
859
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,900
stalking, mouth-ing
860
01:10:46,900 --> 01:10:48,140
Milf-ing
861
01:10:48,140 --> 01:10:50,140
joking
862
01:10:57,140 --> 01:10:58,640
So I went back home
863
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:01,060
and I fall in depression
864
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:04,780
My mum attentions were useless
865
01:11:04,780 --> 01:11:06,780
I was destroyed
866
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:11,340
In the meanwhile in Rome that girl was angrier at me
867
01:11:14,820 --> 01:11:17,940
Minister, believe me Zalone is exhausted
868
01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:22,140
In one week convalescence is over and I was thinking of transferring him
-On Pluton...
869
01:11:22,180 --> 01:11:23,440
Zalone on Pluton(e)
870
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:26,200
Nice newspaper title! Maybe also with my photo below
871
01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:28,680
Don't think anymore doctor
872
01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:31,000
I'll be fine in Bolzano
873
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,000
Is not so cold after all
874
01:11:36,780 --> 01:11:39,200
Good morning everyone, sorry for the late!
875
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:41,200
we called you
876
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:43,700
because we just finished
877
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:48,080
our long work on the public administration
878
01:11:48,420 --> 01:11:52,000
Morning! -Morning! K:What is that? -Minister
879
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:54,700
Let see where you'll send me this time
880
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:09,900
Yes, I won!
881
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:41,800
I swear in my life I had a lot of emotions but come back here to province...
882
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,900
No what province? haven't you read the newspaper?
883
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:48,240
I still have to get used to it
884
01:12:49,460 --> 01:12:51,420
My first call
885
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:56,480
yes? -Hello! Public office of hunting and fishing?
886
01:12:56,480 --> 01:13:03,060
"Provincial" you might say to your sister. Now we are metropolitan area of hunting and fishing. Be careful!
887
01:13:04,260 --> 01:13:06,020
And what changed? - A fuck,madam
888
01:13:06,020 --> 01:13:09,800
Why did they do so? K:Now, I'll explain you, madam
889
01:13:13,820 --> 01:13:16,720
The first republic
890
01:13:17,700 --> 01:13:20,960
will not be forgotten
891
01:13:22,700 --> 01:13:25,600
the first republic
892
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:31,840
what do you pretend to know about?!
893
01:13:31,940 --> 01:13:37,340
about forty-year-old people pensioned that was dancing on the grass
894
01:13:37,340 --> 01:13:40,900
after 10 years flew in the aeronautic
895
01:13:41,220 --> 01:13:45,360
and the paraplegics ushers was jumping
896
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:50,000
and the janitor deaf-mute where singing
897
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:54,420
and for a cold they give them
898
01:13:54,420 --> 01:13:58,320
four month to Abano's thermal
899
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:03,120
and with a ingrowing toenail you were invalid
900
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:06,080
for all your life
901
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:09,460
the first republic
902
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:14,580
will not be forgotten
903
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,120
the first republic
904
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:24,180
what do you pretend to know about?!
905
01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:29,220
Everything like before you might say
906
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:32,360
But it wasn't
907
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,360
there was something I missed
908
01:14:36,260 --> 01:14:38,920
I figure it out when I saw that bird flying
909
01:14:48,060 --> 01:14:50,800
I still got her number
910
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:02,920
Hello! I saw a bird flying free in the air and I was thinking about you
911
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:06,080
There's nothing this morning, Kecco!
912
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:07,760
What nothing?
913
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,500
If is here why should not be there?
914
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:13,700
Wait, wait! K: Bring me a quail Liuzzi!
915
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:16,580
This is a great day, dad!
916
01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:23,120
because recognizing me the professional disease
I'm going to have 250€ more on my pension
917
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:25,900
Good aren't them?
918
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:30,700
the quail that nobody can cooked is as well as you're mother does. Where is he going?
919
01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:32,700
I don't know. Someone called him
920
01:15:32,700 --> 01:15:33,180
Who?
921
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:35,560
Look, I was so angry
922
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:39,200
I was thinking not to say anything but it wouldn't be right
923
01:15:40,140 --> 01:15:41,360
I'm pregnant
924
01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:43,560
Do you know the ethnicity?
925
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:48,760
I just say that is this month he never moved, he was "permanent"
926
01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:51,960
are you saying that he's mine?
927
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:53,960
Yes Kecco, Is your son
928
01:15:55,420 --> 01:15:57,160
Where are you now?
929
01:15:57,740 --> 01:15:59,540
That's why I'm here Dogon!
930
01:15:59,540 --> 01:16:04,260
Friends, in some hours if it didn't already happened I'll become a dad!
931
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:07,140
And hopefully god is going to give me a boy!
932
01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:09,740
Dogon, I'm asking you
933
01:16:09,740 --> 01:16:12,320
to let me free, I beg you
934
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:32,840
You lived a miserable life thinking only to your privileges
935
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:36,860
and doing this you condemned yourself
936
01:16:43,460 --> 01:16:46,040
But also he's daughter is waiting a child
937
01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:52,240
and a son can change your life
938
01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:54,240
Yes I agree, Dogon!
939
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:56,820
I agree, meh(so what now?)!
940
01:16:58,220 --> 01:17:00,580
try to be a better man that the one you was
941
01:17:00,580 --> 01:17:02,580
we can go K: thanks, Dogon!
942
01:17:02,580 --> 01:17:04,980
thaks guys, thank to everyone
943
01:17:04,980 --> 01:17:06,980
Fuck you!
944
01:17:06,980 --> 01:17:10,500
thanks Dogon! I'll coll him after you!
945
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:39,160
In so anxious! -Don't worry man, is going to be a little boy!
946
01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:42,140
She's beautiful!
947
01:17:42,140 --> 01:17:43,420
How you named her?
948
01:17:43,420 --> 01:17:45,420
I was waiting for you
949
01:17:45,420 --> 01:17:46,760
I like Ines
950
01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:48,760
Ines is nice
951
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:54,500
Means purity! K:Also (I)National (N)Institution (E)State (S)Corporation, but purity is fine!
952
01:17:54,580 --> 01:17:58,100
Are you leaving soon? K: No, open that file
953
01:18:00,180 --> 01:18:02,140
You signed your demissions?!
954
01:18:02,140 --> 01:18:05,100
This is the parental leave, this give us 3 month free!
955
01:18:05,100 --> 01:18:06,860
Then my medic friend
956
01:18:06,860 --> 01:18:09,380
certificated a typhus for me and malaria for you
957
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:11,900
That give us other 6 month
958
01:18:12,180 --> 01:18:14,640
that if you want typhus i can take malaria
959
01:18:15,340 --> 01:18:20,780
And for Ines I have a certification... V: Look that Ines can be infected for real!
960
01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,780
and here there's no vaccines!
961
01:18:23,180 --> 01:18:26,720
What do you mean? V: No Kecco, because they are expensive
962
01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:29,520
and when and if they arrives the are rationed!
963
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:33,080
Rationed? For my daughter rationed? V: Yes!
964
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:36,460
I'll show you what we do where I come from
965
01:18:45,540 --> 01:18:46,880
What donation?
966
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:49,740
You don't see where are we do you?
967
01:18:49,740 --> 01:18:53,480
You don't feel a little of emotion or pity
968
01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:56,060
Come on,give my daughter! K:But it's the routine
969
01:18:58,860 --> 01:19:00,480
Come here, my love!
970
01:19:00,620 --> 01:19:02,740
Take your stuff
971
01:19:02,740 --> 01:19:04,320
those scrap papers and go
972
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:25,020
Zalone, you ruined my life, ant the end of the month they are going to transfer me, what do you want from me?
973
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,300
Don't move! Stay there
974
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:32,780
Did you ever took psychiatric drugs?
975
01:19:37,060 --> 01:19:39,460
I heard a lot about you doctor
976
01:19:39,660 --> 01:19:42,100
Did you? And from who? From Zalone?
977
01:19:42,540 --> 01:19:44,900
You'll find him much more mature
978
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:48,500
those are your 31182€
979
01:19:50,100 --> 01:19:52,680
But I asked 50000€ doctor!
980
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:57,800
This is what is rightful, then you was late in your decision, the reform is over and so the money
981
01:20:08,140 --> 01:20:09,460
I got the solution
982
01:20:10,620 --> 01:20:12,100
You'll put the rest
983
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:17,820
So, I won't sign!
984
01:20:17,820 --> 01:20:19,180
Sit down!
985
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:22,700
Ok, ok!
986
01:20:23,220 --> 01:20:24,200
I'll put them
987
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:25,760
But you'll sign
988
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:27,760
Immediately!
989
01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:34,520
The pen doesn't work is the destiny!
990
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:39,760
My love, I'll take yours!
991
01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:14,200
This is your severance pay!
992
01:21:16,740 --> 01:21:18,040
This is my check
993
01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:22,140
I wish you'll spend them for drugs (wishing dab luck/health)
994
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:43,760
Is not emotion, is not pity, is education
995
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:03,760
Where is she?
996
01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:09,520
where's our grand-daughter? K:There she is!
997
01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:17,080
Just kidding!
998
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:24,380
take the original one
999
01:22:25,860 --> 01:22:28,140
Look what I did
1000
01:22:28,140 --> 01:22:30,280
My love!
1001
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:36,200
did you want the grandchild now watch over here we are going to research
1002
01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:44,160
So cute!
1003
01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:48,020
If your son was still working now he would get the family allowance
1004
01:22:48,620 --> 01:22:50,180
Fuck you!
1005
01:22:52,440 --> 01:22:55,140
I'm form Gioiatauru! (in dialect)
1006
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:03,080
I needed an assistant just for me
1007
01:23:03,080 --> 01:23:04,320
me assistant?
1008
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:06,960
OU! I pay you the contributions!
1009
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:27,360
We wanted to take you for this act of generosity
1010
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:29,080
this is our hospital
1011
01:23:29,260 --> 01:23:31,600
You are a girl with a big hearth
1012
01:23:31,820 --> 01:23:34,560
Thanks doctor!
1013
01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:45,840
Welcome in my staff!
1014
01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:48,740
Excuse me
1015
01:23:51,060 --> 01:23:52,260
she's moved!
1016
01:23:54,380 --> 01:23:56,260
So this girl has an heart?!
1017
01:23:56,820 --> 01:23:57,960
Zalone
1018
01:23:57,960 --> 01:24:00,700
Doctor! -What a surprise you made me?
1019
01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:02,160
Did you see?
1020
01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:05,800
I moved! K: Did you see that you also have an heart?
1021
01:24:07,100 --> 01:24:08,380
You know what I think?
1022
01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:12,120
It's so nice give an hand to others
1023
01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:14,120
Also two doctor
1024
01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:18,760
~~~Subtitled by Andrea Mauro ~~~