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(CLOCK TICKING)
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(BELL TOLLING)
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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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(TICKING)
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MAN:
Dear Lewis:
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Enclosed, please find
one bus ticket
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and two silver dollars
for your trip to Michigan.
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I'm really sorry about the loss
of your parents.
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Your mom was my sister,
so that makes you family.
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And I'll do my best to make you
feel right at home.
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As Einstein said,
life is like a bicycle.
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To stay balanced,
you got to keep moving forward.
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And so will we.
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I look forward to meeting you.
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Your Uncle Jonathan.
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P.S. Sorry for the stain
on the letter.
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- That's chocolate.
- (MAN SNORING)
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(SIGHS)
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Mom, Dad, are you there?
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Am I gonna be okay?
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"Cannot say."
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(SNORING CONTINUES)
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MAN: Gonna buy Charlie
a bike for his birthday.
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WOMAN:
Oh, he's gonna love it.
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MAN:
Emma Jean, bus is here.
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(HORN HONKS TWICE)
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(LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Last stop: New Zebedee.
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(SNORING CONTINUES)
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(LEWIS GRUNTS)
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(STRAINED GRUNTING)
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- (GRUNTS)
- JONATHAN: Oh, come on.
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Don't kill yourself before
I've had a chance to meet you.
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Lewis?
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I'm your Uncle Jonathan.
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Are you wearing a robe?
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It's a kimono.
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Oh.
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Here, let me help you
with that.
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Oh! Good Lord, what do you got
in this thing, encyclopedias?
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Dictionaries.
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, you're serious.
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I like new words.
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I think they're very
pulchritudinous.
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Well, welcome to New Zebedee.
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Or should I say "salutations"?
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You can look that one up.
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I know what
"salutations" means.
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Oh. Smart kid.
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Uh, do you think
that we're gonna be home soon?
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'Cause the Captain Midnight
show's almost on.
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Uh, you don't have to worry
about that. I don't have a TV.
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But I do have a big poker game
tonight, if you want to join.
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Do you play?
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Uh, no. I'm ten.
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
Duly noted.
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- (BELL TOLLING)
- (GASPS)
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(TOLLING BECOMES DISTORTED,
LOWERING IN PITCH)
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(TOLLING STOPS)
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(CAR HONKING HORN)
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Ah. Here we are.
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Excuse me.
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The Muggins Simoon.
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Temperamental door handle.
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Hop in.
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Here we go.
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Watch your tootsies.
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(BRAKES SQUEAL,
ENGINE BACKFIRES)
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JONATHAN:
All right, here we are.
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You can get out here.
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Here we go.
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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(PANTING)
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Home, sweet home.
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(OWL HOOTING)
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LEWIS:
Do you like...
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- Halloween?
- Hmm?
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Oh, no, I keep those up
year round.
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- (JONATHAN CHUCKLES)
- WOMAN: Mr. Barnavelt!
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- (DOG YAPPING)
- Come on, darling.
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Yes. Good puppy.
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Mr. Barnavelt!
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Ah, Mrs. Hanchett.
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Marmalade.
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Is that a robe?
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It's a kimono.
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You've been playing
your saxophone again.
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Madame, not everyone
can appreciate the intricacies
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of a free-form jazz odyssey.
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I don't care what you play.
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You're playing at 3:00
in the morning,
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so I'm begging you...
Who is this?
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JONATHAN:
Oh, this is Lewis, my nephew.
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He'll be living with me.
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You're responsible
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for keeping
a human child alive?
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That's right.
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Good evening.
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This way, Lewis.
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- (MARMALADE YAPS)
- I'll try to keep it down
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around 3:00 a.m., but, uh...
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them's my best jammin' hours.
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- (CLOCKS TICKING)
- (DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
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And here we are.
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♪
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LEWIS:
Wow. You've...
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That's a lot of clocks.
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Well, what constitutes "a lot"
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is really a matter
of personal taste.
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For me, it's a perfect amount
of clocks.
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(BANGING, BELL DINGING)
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Oh, sorry.
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There's a deranged cuckoo
in there.
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Your ratchet wheel's shot,
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and the click spring's
not far behind.
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Hello. You're Lewis, I presume.
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How was your trip?
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This old hag
is my next-door neighbor,
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Mrs. Florence Zimmerman.
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I am relieved to see
you didn't inherit your uncle's
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- freakishly oversized head.
- JONATHAN: Huh.
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Says the woman who literally
looks like a Q-tip.
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Oh, look,
the giant head is angry.
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JONATHAN:
My God, did that withered
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purple skeleton just speak?
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LEWIS:
It's nice to meet you.
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- Lewis, are you hungry?
- Yes, please.
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Florence, I'm gonna
show Lewis to his room.
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For once in your life,
could you
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make yourself useful
and whip up a batch
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of those chocolate chip
cookies? (CLICKS TONGUE)
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And how would you
like them, sir?
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Stuffed down your throat
one by one
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or crumbled up
and shoved into your pants?
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Ignore her, Lewis. She thinks
she's smarter than me
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because she's got more
college degrees.
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No, I think I'm smarter
than you
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because I'm smarter than you.
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(ORGAN PLAYS CHORD)
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- Shh!
- (ORGAN STOPS PLAYING)
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LEWIS:
But, Uncle Jonathan?
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- Hmm?
- Don't I have to have dinner
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before I'm allowed
to have cookies?
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Well, why not just
eat cookies for dinner?
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They're far more delicious.
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I know. It's just,
we had these house rules.
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Well, not in this house.
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There's no bedtime,
bath time or mealtime.
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You can eat cookies till you
throw up, for all I care.
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You'll see... things are...
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quite different here.
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(CREAKS QUIETLY)
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♪
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- All mine?
- All yours.
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Although, why this is yours,
I have no idea.
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You know it's about
the complete opposite
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of real magic.
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Well, it's the last thing
my parents gave to me
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before the... (STIFLED SOBS)
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(CRYING):
...the car crash.
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I'm... sorry.
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Uh, here.
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Yeah, take that back.
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Um, I have a tissue...
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around here somewhere.
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Ah.
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Here you go. No, hold on.
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Sorry. I didn't mean to, uh...
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I didn't realize the ball
was of emotional significance.
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Almost there.
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(SIGHS)
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Feel free to grab
any color tissue.
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They're all the same.
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FLORENCE:
Hey, gorilla groin.
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Are we playing poker,
or am I playing solitaire?
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Hold your horses,
you scarecrow.
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- (CHAIR SQUEAKING)
- Right?
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Calling that a poker face
is an insult to faces.
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(JONATHAN GIGGLING)
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Sore loser, frumpy.
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Well, beat that.
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(SIGHS)
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FLORENCE:
Ugh.
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- He wins... again.
- JONATHAN: You're hustling me.
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You've played before.
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I haven't.
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I swear.
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Beginner's luck, I guess?
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Well, I'm gonna drown
my sorrows in some hot cocoa.
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- You want some?
- Yes, please.
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- Florence?
- Delighted.
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- Get your own.
- Choke and die.
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So, how long have you lived
next door to Uncle Jonathan?
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Oh, we've been friends forever,
ever since I came here.
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Ran here, actually.
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From Paris.
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After the war.
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And no, to answer that look
you're giving me,
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your uncle and I
aren't anything kissy-faced.
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- JONATHAN: Gross!
- Ugh.
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The word's "platonic."
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That's right.
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Look, your uncle
drives me nuts.
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And he doesn't always smell
so terrific,
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but he's gotten me out
of more tough scrapes
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than I care to mention.
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You know, I've found
that all one really needs
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in this world
is one good friend.
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Oh, but I'm sure
you've got lots.
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Yeah.
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Tons.
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All my friends are...
really great.
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Hmm.
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Good night, Mom.
Good night, Dad.
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I really miss you guys.
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Love you.
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(KISS)
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(CLANKING)
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- (LOUD METALLIC BANG)
- (LEWIS GASPS)
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(DISTANT FOOTSTEPS)
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(DEEP CREAKING)
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(CREAKING,
FOOTSTEPS GROW CLOSER)
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(CREAKING AND FOOTSTEPS
CONTINUE)
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(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
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(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
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(METALLIC RATTLING)
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- (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
- (GASPING)
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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(PANTING)
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♪
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(BIRDS SINGING)
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(CLOCKS TICKING)
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Uh, Uncle Jonathan?
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FLORENCE: You've got to go
into the wall.
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JONATHAN:
I am going in the wall.
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You did not go into the wall
yesterday.
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- I saw you. You did not go into...
- Hello?
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Lewis, didn't see you there.
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Big day. First day of school.
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- How'd you sleep?
- Uh... fine.
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How did you sleep?
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Peachy. Like a baby.
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Like a big, peachy baby.
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Okay, off you go.
Knock 'em dead.
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(LOCKS CLICKING)
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JONATHAN:
I played it perfect.
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He suspects nothing.
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DJ (OVER CAR RADIO): 43rd New
Zebedee Blue Ribbon Bake-Off...
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- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- Hold the door!
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Clark, let's make a decision.
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(SIGHS) Herman.
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(METALLIC SQUEAKING)
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(GRUNTING QUIETLY)
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Good hustle, Herman.
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00:13:36,224 --> 00:13:37,658
Thanks, Coach.
260
00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:40,330
(METALLIC SQUEAKING CONTINUES)
261
00:13:41,397 --> 00:13:42,597
Woody.
262
00:13:42,599 --> 00:13:44,498
We're even teams now.
263
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,334
Let's play ball.
264
00:13:46,336 --> 00:13:47,635
Maybe next time, ankle biter.
265
00:13:47,637 --> 00:13:49,169
Coach.
266
00:13:49,171 --> 00:13:50,404
(WHISPERS):
Come on, just pick him.
267
00:13:50,406 --> 00:13:52,640
- No. No.
- Just pick him.
268
00:13:52,642 --> 00:13:54,174
Come on.
269
00:13:54,176 --> 00:13:55,409
(MUTTERS UNDER BREATH)
270
00:13:55,411 --> 00:13:56,444
Fine. All right.
271
00:13:56,446 --> 00:13:57,511
You're with us.
272
00:13:57,513 --> 00:13:58,615
You can play, right?
273
00:14:00,316 --> 00:14:02,284
S-Sure.
274
00:14:05,187 --> 00:14:06,587
I'm open! I'm...
275
00:14:06,589 --> 00:14:08,356
COACH: Goggles, get up!
Come on, guys!
276
00:14:08,358 --> 00:14:09,523
Down the court, down the court!
277
00:14:09,525 --> 00:14:10,758
You all right?
278
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,360
(GRUNTS)
279
00:14:12,362 --> 00:14:13,661
- You good?
- COACH: Open your space up.
280
00:14:13,663 --> 00:14:15,396
Come on, guys.
Open the space.
281
00:14:15,398 --> 00:14:17,263
All right, get it.
Let's go, go, go!
282
00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:18,599
- BOY: Pass the ball!
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
283
00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:20,434
- COACH: Goggles, what's going on?
- BOY: Come on!
284
00:14:20,436 --> 00:14:21,469
COACH:
Come on, let's go!
285
00:14:21,471 --> 00:14:23,304
Defense, look alive!
Come on, look alive, guys!
286
00:14:23,306 --> 00:14:24,405
- Shoot it!
- Goggles, make the shot!
287
00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:25,673
- Come on! Make a shot!
- Oh!
288
00:14:25,675 --> 00:14:27,742
Make a...
Not at me. The basket.
289
00:14:27,744 --> 00:14:29,477
- Pass the ball!
- You gotta pass the ball, Goggles!
290
00:14:29,479 --> 00:14:30,645
Goggles! Goggles, I'm open!
291
00:14:30,647 --> 00:14:32,278
- (GROANS)
- I'm sorry.
292
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,782
- (CLAMORING)
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
293
00:14:34,784 --> 00:14:36,417
Guard your guys.
Guard your guys. Let's go.
294
00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:37,652
- I'm open!
- COACH: Shoot!
295
00:14:37,654 --> 00:14:39,154
- Shoot!
- Shoot!
296
00:14:40,556 --> 00:14:42,556
(KIDS CHEERING)
297
00:14:42,558 --> 00:14:44,725
- Nice shot, speedy.
- Thanks, Coach.
298
00:14:44,727 --> 00:14:46,327
WOMAN (OVER P.A.):
Attention, students.
299
00:14:46,329 --> 00:14:47,795
(ANNOUNCEMENT
CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
300
00:14:47,797 --> 00:14:49,730
- Hi!
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
301
00:14:49,732 --> 00:14:52,433
There he is... star forward
for the Minneapolis Lakers.
302
00:14:52,435 --> 00:14:54,001
- How you doing, buddy?
- I'm good.
303
00:14:54,003 --> 00:14:56,269
A vote for Tarby Corrigan
is a vote for pop
304
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,638
- in the drinking fountains.
- Thank you.
305
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,840
Hey. A vote for Tarby Corrigan
is a vote for pop
306
00:14:59,842 --> 00:15:01,542
- in the drinking fountains.
- Please.
307
00:15:01,544 --> 00:15:03,411
How is he gonna carbonate
the drinking fountains?
308
00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:05,548
(CHATTER CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY)
309
00:15:15,525 --> 00:15:17,525
(QUIETLY):
Whoa.
310
00:15:17,527 --> 00:15:19,326
(SIGHS)
311
00:15:19,328 --> 00:15:20,861
TARBY:
Don't just stand there.
312
00:15:20,863 --> 00:15:23,296
- Can you pitch?
- Uh...
313
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,533
no, not very well.
314
00:15:25,535 --> 00:15:27,835
I'll take what I can get.
315
00:15:27,837 --> 00:15:29,338
Come toss me one.
316
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,808
Come on.
317
00:15:40,349 --> 00:15:42,049
What are you doing here?
318
00:15:42,051 --> 00:15:43,818
Where are all your friends?
319
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,419
Football practice.
320
00:15:45,421 --> 00:15:47,621
Can't play.
Can't do anything.
321
00:15:47,623 --> 00:15:50,593
My butt is just
warming the bench.
322
00:15:52,762 --> 00:15:55,429
So, you're new in town.
323
00:15:55,431 --> 00:15:57,398
- Where do you live?
- Kind of this big,
324
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,234
old place on the end
of High Street.
325
00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:01,769
Wait.
326
00:16:01,771 --> 00:16:03,871
You... you live
in the slaughterhouse?
327
00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:05,573
I'm sorry.
328
00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:06,774
The what?
329
00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:08,375
Some old guy died there.
330
00:16:08,377 --> 00:16:09,744
Now it's haunted.
331
00:16:09,746 --> 00:16:10,878
Well, everyone says so.
332
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,413
Have you seen anything creepy?
333
00:16:12,415 --> 00:16:13,781
No.
334
00:16:13,783 --> 00:16:15,883
Well, last night,
I thought I heard something,
335
00:16:15,885 --> 00:16:18,452
but it wasn't anything;
it was just my uncle.
336
00:16:18,454 --> 00:16:19,453
What was he doing?
337
00:16:19,455 --> 00:16:21,722
I don't know.
Just sort of wandering around.
338
00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:23,624
I think he was looking
for something.
339
00:16:23,626 --> 00:16:25,593
Maybe he was looking for an ax.
340
00:16:25,595 --> 00:16:27,394
It's his house.
341
00:16:27,396 --> 00:16:29,396
Why wouldn't he know
where his own ax is?
342
00:16:29,398 --> 00:16:32,335
Maybe he hid it from the police
after the last murder.
343
00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,637
Look, I'm just trying
to help us both out.
344
00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:39,408
You can't vote for me
if you don't have arms.
345
00:16:40,676 --> 00:16:42,712
Come on.
346
00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:49,852
(QUIET SQUEAKING)
347
00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:56,459
WOMAN (ECHOING):
Lewis.
348
00:16:58,394 --> 00:16:59,729
Lewis.
349
00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:04,799
Lewis.
350
00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:06,667
Sweetheart.
351
00:17:06,669 --> 00:17:08,469
(GASPS, SIGHS)
352
00:17:08,471 --> 00:17:09,670
Hey, kiddo.
353
00:17:09,672 --> 00:17:11,707
I missed you so much.
354
00:17:13,843 --> 00:17:16,644
I miss you, too, Mom.
A lot.
355
00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:20,481
Your dad and I,
we'd give anything
356
00:17:20,483 --> 00:17:22,149
to be with you again.
357
00:17:22,151 --> 00:17:24,785
You know that, right?
358
00:17:24,787 --> 00:17:26,620
(SIGHS) So...
359
00:17:26,622 --> 00:17:28,722
how are you making out?
360
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,591
How do you like Uncle Jonathan?
361
00:17:30,593 --> 00:17:32,459
He seems nice.
362
00:17:32,461 --> 00:17:33,863
Just...
363
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:36,597
What?
364
00:17:36,599 --> 00:17:37,965
Hey.
365
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:40,501
It's okay. You can tell me.
366
00:17:40,503 --> 00:17:43,470
This house is scary.
And-and old and scary.
367
00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:45,739
And there's all these clocks,
and I see weird stuff
368
00:17:45,741 --> 00:17:47,608
out of the corner of my eye,
and...
369
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:50,444
I feel like...
I almost feel like
370
00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:52,479
that Uncle Jonathan's
hiding something.
371
00:17:52,481 --> 00:17:55,482
That's because he is...
372
00:17:55,484 --> 00:17:57,453
hiding something.
373
00:17:58,521 --> 00:17:59,622
From you.
374
00:18:00,756 --> 00:18:02,857
I'm sorry, sweetheart,
375
00:18:02,859 --> 00:18:04,024
but you're in danger.
376
00:18:04,026 --> 00:18:05,993
Danger? Wh...
377
00:18:05,995 --> 00:18:07,595
What danger? What do you mean?
378
00:18:07,597 --> 00:18:10,197
You're gonna have to be brave.
379
00:18:10,199 --> 00:18:11,966
But I... But, Mom, this is me.
380
00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:13,467
I'm not brave.
381
00:18:13,469 --> 00:18:16,003
(SHUSHING)
382
00:18:16,005 --> 00:18:17,707
(KISS)
383
00:18:19,008 --> 00:18:21,609
First, you get the book.
384
00:18:21,611 --> 00:18:23,577
Then you get the key.
385
00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:25,746
Book.
386
00:18:25,748 --> 00:18:27,650
K-Key...
What are you talking about?
387
00:18:29,685 --> 00:18:31,852
(CLOCK TICKING)
388
00:18:31,854 --> 00:18:34,588
Do you hear the ticking?
389
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:37,660
- (GASPING)
- (CLOCK TICKING)
390
00:18:50,473 --> 00:18:52,441
(TICKING CONTINUES)
391
00:19:00,483 --> 00:19:02,049
(DISTANT DOOR CLOSES)
392
00:19:02,051 --> 00:19:04,887
(FOOTSTEPS)
393
00:19:06,923 --> 00:19:09,556
Brave.
394
00:19:09,558 --> 00:19:11,894
Brave. Brave.
395
00:19:23,973 --> 00:19:25,942
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
396
00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:45,793
(FAINT, DISTORTED SCREAMS)
397
00:19:45,795 --> 00:19:47,530
(SCREAMS FADE)
398
00:19:49,966 --> 00:19:52,568
(FAINT, DISTORTED HOWL
OF A WOLF)
399
00:20:11,754 --> 00:20:13,723
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
400
00:20:15,091 --> 00:20:17,493
(FLOORBOARDS CREAKING)
401
00:20:33,843 --> 00:20:36,010
- (QUIET CLINKING)
- JONATHAN: Come out, come out,
402
00:20:36,012 --> 00:20:37,813
wherever you are.
403
00:20:39,015 --> 00:20:41,749
You can't hide forever.
404
00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:42,950
- (GRUNTS)
- (LOUD BANGING)
405
00:20:42,952 --> 00:20:44,084
(GASPS)
406
00:20:44,086 --> 00:20:48,889
(REPEATED GRUNTING AND BANGING)
407
00:20:48,891 --> 00:20:51,627
(GRUNTING AND BANGING CONTINUE)
408
00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:57,933
- (GASPS, WHIMPERS)
- (GRUNTING AND BANGING STOP)
409
00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:04,605
(LEWIS SCREAMS)
410
00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:05,806
LEWIS:
Help!
411
00:21:05,808 --> 00:21:07,543
(JONATHAN PANTING)
412
00:21:14,784 --> 00:21:16,852
(SCRAPING)
413
00:21:19,789 --> 00:21:20,890
(GASPS)
414
00:21:24,226 --> 00:21:25,961
(GASPING)
415
00:21:29,965 --> 00:21:31,767
(GASPING)
416
00:21:36,906 --> 00:21:40,007
(RAPID GASPING)
417
00:21:40,009 --> 00:21:41,975
(CUCKOOING)
418
00:21:41,977 --> 00:21:44,945
(ORGAN PLAYING
DISCORDANT NOTES)
419
00:21:44,947 --> 00:21:47,149
- (CLOCKS TICKING RAPIDLY)
- (CUCKOOING CONTINUES)
420
00:21:50,719 --> 00:21:53,187
(CHAIR SQUEAKING LOUDLY)
421
00:21:53,189 --> 00:21:55,689
(SQUEAKING AND HONKING)
422
00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:56,625
(GASPING, GRUNTING)
423
00:21:58,127 --> 00:21:59,195
(SQUEAKING AND HONKING STOP)
424
00:22:01,263 --> 00:22:02,896
Help! Let me out!
425
00:22:02,898 --> 00:22:04,131
Help, please!
426
00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:05,732
Help me! Let me out!
427
00:22:05,734 --> 00:22:08,102
- (SCREAMS)
- It's me.
428
00:22:08,104 --> 00:22:09,937
- (SCREAMS AGAIN)
- Down, boy!
429
00:22:09,939 --> 00:22:11,105
- I said down.
- (CHAIR WHINING)
430
00:22:11,107 --> 00:22:12,739
Go. Go on, go to your room.
431
00:22:12,741 --> 00:22:13,941
- Go on, get.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
432
00:22:13,943 --> 00:22:15,676
(GROANS)
433
00:22:15,678 --> 00:22:17,144
I'm sorry you had to see that.
434
00:22:17,146 --> 00:22:18,745
No. No.
435
00:22:18,747 --> 00:22:20,114
No, houses don't attack you.
436
00:22:20,116 --> 00:22:21,882
And if they do attack,
you're definitely not
437
00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:23,884
supposed to say,
"Sorry you had to see that."
438
00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:25,119
Is this place haunted?
439
00:22:25,121 --> 00:22:27,688
- Are you gonna ax-murder me?
- What? No.
440
00:22:27,690 --> 00:22:29,022
You're gonna ax-murder me,
aren't you?
441
00:22:29,024 --> 00:22:30,691
(LAUGHING):
I'm not gonna ax-murder you.
442
00:22:30,693 --> 00:22:32,027
Then what is going on?
443
00:22:33,129 --> 00:22:34,728
Well, one thing's for sure.
444
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,096
The house likes you.
445
00:22:36,098 --> 00:22:38,033
Houses don't like anything.
They're houses.
446
00:22:40,169 --> 00:22:42,972
- (ORGAN PLAYS CHORD)
- (SQUEAKING)
447
00:22:45,241 --> 00:22:48,711
(TINKLING, WHOOSHING)
448
00:22:56,051 --> 00:22:58,020
♪
449
00:23:12,835 --> 00:23:14,803
♪
450
00:23:19,509 --> 00:23:21,808
Do you know what
a warlock is, Lewis?
451
00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:23,344
It's...
452
00:23:23,346 --> 00:23:25,212
a boy witch.
453
00:23:25,214 --> 00:23:27,080
Well... (CHUCKLES)
454
00:23:27,082 --> 00:23:30,784
I think they're a little more
than boy witches.
455
00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:31,885
"Warlock.
456
00:23:31,887 --> 00:23:33,754
"Noun.
457
00:23:33,756 --> 00:23:36,223
A man who practices magic."
458
00:23:36,225 --> 00:23:37,927
A boy witch.
459
00:23:41,830 --> 00:23:45,132
Are you saying that...
you're a warlock?
460
00:23:45,134 --> 00:23:47,203
Would it scare you if I was?
461
00:23:50,072 --> 00:23:54,274
Well, are you a good warlock
or a bad one?
462
00:23:54,276 --> 00:23:57,110
Ah. Depends on what
you mean by "bad."
463
00:23:57,112 --> 00:24:00,247
I'm nice, but...
I'm not that good.
464
00:24:00,249 --> 00:24:02,849
I'm just a parlor magician,
really, but, uh,
465
00:24:02,851 --> 00:24:06,853
Mrs. Zimmerman, now,
she's nice and good.
466
00:24:06,855 --> 00:24:08,222
Damn good.
467
00:24:08,224 --> 00:24:10,023
Got a Doctor Magicorum degree
468
00:24:10,025 --> 00:24:12,092
from the University
of Göttingen.
469
00:24:12,094 --> 00:24:14,795
Why are you always
wandering around at night?
470
00:24:14,797 --> 00:24:16,230
What is that ticking
in the walls?
471
00:24:16,232 --> 00:24:17,900
You've heard that?
472
00:24:20,803 --> 00:24:24,271
This house used to be owned
by another warlock,
473
00:24:24,273 --> 00:24:28,141
Isaac Izard,
and his wife Selena.
474
00:24:28,143 --> 00:24:30,043
He, uh...
475
00:24:30,045 --> 00:24:31,379
passed away
476
00:24:31,381 --> 00:24:34,248
and left a magic clock
in the walls.
477
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:35,350
Why?
478
00:24:35,352 --> 00:24:37,219
Because he's a terrible...
479
00:24:39,288 --> 00:24:40,887
Joker.
480
00:24:40,889 --> 00:24:42,889
He's a practical joker.
481
00:24:42,891 --> 00:24:45,225
Put a clock in the walls
to drive me nuts.
482
00:24:45,227 --> 00:24:47,428
I try to drown it out
with all those other clocks,
483
00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:49,162
but it doesn't really work,
484
00:24:49,164 --> 00:24:51,031
so at night, I...
485
00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:53,200
go around the house and...
486
00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,135
search for the damn thing.
487
00:24:55,137 --> 00:24:56,306
With an ax?
488
00:24:59,074 --> 00:25:01,277
Sometimes I get over-enthused.
I'll admit that.
489
00:25:06,383 --> 00:25:08,915
Do you have to be born
a boy wi...
490
00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:10,318
a warlock?
491
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,252
No. Anyone can learn.
492
00:25:12,254 --> 00:25:14,288
If they study,
practice hard enough.
493
00:25:14,290 --> 00:25:16,391
- Can I learn?
- No.
494
00:25:16,393 --> 00:25:18,058
- But you just said "anyone."
- Grown-up anyone.
495
00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:19,460
There's charts and hieroglyphs
496
00:25:19,462 --> 00:25:21,362
and stuff that would stump
a Harvard professor,
497
00:25:21,364 --> 00:25:23,196
- and I don't have time to teach a...
- Please.
498
00:25:23,198 --> 00:25:26,301
Please, please teach me.
Please, please,
499
00:25:26,303 --> 00:25:28,135
please, please, please.
500
00:25:28,137 --> 00:25:30,873
Okay! Have it your way.
501
00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:34,043
(EXASPERATED SIGH)
502
00:25:36,011 --> 00:25:37,944
Oh.
503
00:25:37,946 --> 00:25:39,347
(BLOWS)
504
00:25:39,349 --> 00:25:41,183
(JONATHAN CHUCKLING)
505
00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:44,987
(GRUNTS)
506
00:25:48,358 --> 00:25:51,224
Let me know
when you've read all those.
507
00:25:51,226 --> 00:25:52,928
Just for a start.
508
00:25:55,498 --> 00:25:57,434
♪
509
00:26:06,343 --> 00:26:08,275
- Jack-o-lanterns.
- They scare away evil.
510
00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:09,943
And iron does, too.
511
00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:11,446
Well, it repels evil,
like bug spray.
512
00:26:11,448 --> 00:26:13,348
And that is why we have
iron horseshoes,
513
00:26:13,350 --> 00:26:15,450
and that's why cemetery gates
are made of iron.
514
00:26:15,452 --> 00:26:17,385
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
515
00:26:17,387 --> 00:26:20,253
And how does one become
a full-fledged warlock?
516
00:26:20,255 --> 00:26:22,089
You have to defeat
an evil spirit
517
00:26:22,091 --> 00:26:24,291
by using your own magic.
518
00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:26,396
That is absolutely right.
519
00:26:28,230 --> 00:26:30,398
(SNIFFING)
520
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,435
What smells of rancid sulfur?
521
00:26:34,236 --> 00:26:36,136
(PASSES GAS)
522
00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:37,338
Bad kitty!
523
00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:39,106
(LION PURRS)
524
00:26:39,108 --> 00:26:42,075
Am I gonna have to defeat
an evil spirit one day?
525
00:26:42,077 --> 00:26:44,277
Oh, don't worry.
Not for a long, long time.
526
00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:46,246
You're perfectly safe.
527
00:26:46,248 --> 00:26:47,348
- (CREATURE WHEEZING)
- (JONATHAN GRUNTS)
528
00:26:47,350 --> 00:26:48,549
(CREATURE GROWLING)
529
00:26:48,551 --> 00:26:50,016
That's safe?
530
00:26:50,018 --> 00:26:51,419
(CREATURE GROWLS, WHEEZES)
531
00:26:51,421 --> 00:26:53,086
(JONATHAN GRUNTS)
532
00:26:53,088 --> 00:26:54,322
As long as it's fed.
533
00:26:54,324 --> 00:26:56,022
(CREATURE BELCHES)
534
00:26:56,024 --> 00:26:57,525
It used to be Florence's
pet garter snake,
535
00:26:57,527 --> 00:26:59,126
William Snakespeare.
536
00:26:59,128 --> 00:27:01,094
She tried to turn it purple.
537
00:27:01,096 --> 00:27:02,262
The spell backfired.
538
00:27:02,264 --> 00:27:03,498
Between you and me,
539
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,433
most of her spells
backfire these days.
540
00:27:05,435 --> 00:27:07,134
- Why?
- Ah, you'll have to
541
00:27:07,136 --> 00:27:09,136
ask her that one yourself.
542
00:27:09,138 --> 00:27:11,104
What's all that?
543
00:27:11,106 --> 00:27:15,175
Charms, hexes, wards, spells.
544
00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:17,311
Evil can't come within 20 feet
of that cabinet,
545
00:27:17,313 --> 00:27:19,313
much less open it.
546
00:27:19,315 --> 00:27:21,116
What's in it?
547
00:27:22,485 --> 00:27:25,420
You know how I said
there were no rules?
548
00:27:25,422 --> 00:27:27,455
Actually, there's one rule.
549
00:27:27,457 --> 00:27:30,391
Don't open that cabinet. Ever.
550
00:27:30,393 --> 00:27:33,160
Or I'll toss you out
on your ear.
551
00:27:33,162 --> 00:27:34,227
You understand?
552
00:27:34,229 --> 00:27:35,763
(JONATHAN SIGHS)
553
00:27:35,765 --> 00:27:37,398
This is pretty much
the only thing
554
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:41,034
I'm serious about,
so I need to hear you say it.
555
00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:43,238
I understand.
556
00:27:44,507 --> 00:27:46,507
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
557
00:27:46,509 --> 00:27:48,445
(DEEP CREAKING)
558
00:28:02,525 --> 00:28:04,191
JONATHAN and FLORENCE
(DISTORTED, ECHOING): Isaac!
559
00:28:04,193 --> 00:28:06,226
JONATHAN:
Isaac!
560
00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:07,262
- Isaac, don't do this!
- Stop!
561
00:28:13,135 --> 00:28:14,635
JONATHAN (IN DISTANCE):
Please! Isaac, don't do it!
562
00:28:14,637 --> 00:28:17,307
- (WHISPERS INDISTINCT SPELL)
- Isaac!
563
00:28:19,576 --> 00:28:21,274
Isaac, please!
564
00:28:21,276 --> 00:28:23,078
- (EXPLOSIVE BOOM)
- (BOTH YELL)
565
00:28:29,552 --> 00:28:31,253
Isaac.
566
00:28:35,391 --> 00:28:37,092
(GASPS)
567
00:28:38,361 --> 00:28:40,293
ISAAC:
The beginning...
568
00:28:40,295 --> 00:28:41,531
and the end.
569
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,098
The alpha
570
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,336
and the omega.
571
00:28:48,671 --> 00:28:50,538
Do you hear the ticking?
572
00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:53,443
(CLOCKS TICKING)
573
00:28:56,178 --> 00:28:59,179
FLORENCE: Well, I have scoured
the crawl space.
574
00:28:59,181 --> 00:29:01,415
I found a dead mouse, but...
575
00:29:01,417 --> 00:29:03,252
no clock.
576
00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:07,187
You think reading that
for the millionth time
577
00:29:07,189 --> 00:29:09,089
will turn up something new?
578
00:29:09,091 --> 00:29:10,525
No, not really.
579
00:29:10,527 --> 00:29:12,158
So...
580
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,194
you've told Lewis everything?
581
00:29:14,196 --> 00:29:16,096
Well, not everything.
582
00:29:16,098 --> 00:29:18,566
I think you should.
583
00:29:18,568 --> 00:29:21,435
Isaac may be dead,
but he is still dangerous.
584
00:29:21,437 --> 00:29:23,571
- If Lewis knew the truth...
- Well, we don't know the truth.
585
00:29:23,573 --> 00:29:25,306
We don't know
where the clock is
586
00:29:25,308 --> 00:29:28,342
or what it does,
except something horrible.
587
00:29:28,344 --> 00:29:31,111
No, we gotta do
the responsible thing:
588
00:29:31,113 --> 00:29:32,448
lie to the kid.
589
00:29:34,651 --> 00:29:37,052
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
590
00:29:39,121 --> 00:29:40,621
(LAUGHING)
591
00:29:40,623 --> 00:29:42,323
(MOCKING GRUNT)
592
00:29:42,325 --> 00:29:43,593
(GIRLS CONTINUE LAUGHING)
593
00:29:45,528 --> 00:29:48,263
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
594
00:29:49,499 --> 00:29:50,731
Hey, Lewis.
595
00:29:50,733 --> 00:29:52,333
Hmm?
596
00:29:52,335 --> 00:29:53,701
Why do you wear those goggles?
597
00:29:53,703 --> 00:29:56,537
Captain Midnight wears a pair
just like these.
598
00:29:56,539 --> 00:29:58,171
You ever seen his show?
599
00:29:58,173 --> 00:29:59,373
He's indomitable.
600
00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:01,207
He's what?
601
00:30:01,209 --> 00:30:02,343
"Indomitable.
602
00:30:02,345 --> 00:30:05,145
Adjective.
Impossible to defeat."
603
00:30:05,147 --> 00:30:06,514
That's what they call him.
604
00:30:06,516 --> 00:30:08,484
The Indomitable
Captain Midnight.
605
00:30:10,152 --> 00:30:12,285
I just think it might be
easier for you if you...
606
00:30:12,287 --> 00:30:13,554
lost the goggles.
607
00:30:13,556 --> 00:30:16,924
Acted a little more...
608
00:30:16,926 --> 00:30:19,294
you know, normal.
609
00:30:20,496 --> 00:30:22,430
Oh.
610
00:30:22,432 --> 00:30:24,498
You think?
611
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:27,070
I'm just telling you
as a friend.
612
00:30:29,171 --> 00:30:30,638
Right.
613
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,374
- Friends. We're friends.
- (CAR APPROACHES, MUSIC PLAYS)
614
00:30:33,376 --> 00:30:34,642
(ENGINE RUMBLES, BACKFIRES)
615
00:30:34,644 --> 00:30:36,242
- (BRAKES SQUEALING)
- Lewis!
616
00:30:36,244 --> 00:30:38,346
(HORN HONKS)
617
00:30:38,348 --> 00:30:39,680
- Lewis!
- (HORN HONKS REPEATEDLY)
618
00:30:39,682 --> 00:30:41,649
Can't you see me?
619
00:30:41,651 --> 00:30:43,517
Over here! Right here!
620
00:30:43,519 --> 00:30:44,652
- Lewis!
- (HORN HONKS)
621
00:30:44,654 --> 00:30:46,654
It's your Uncle Johnny!
622
00:30:46,656 --> 00:30:48,254
I should go.
623
00:30:48,256 --> 00:30:49,757
Probably.
624
00:30:49,759 --> 00:30:51,525
JONATHAN:
Come on! Let's go!
625
00:30:51,527 --> 00:30:53,361
Get in. Where's your goggles?
626
00:30:53,363 --> 00:30:54,629
What are you doing here?
627
00:30:54,631 --> 00:30:56,964
Oh, we gotta get some supplies.
628
00:30:56,966 --> 00:30:58,566
Got a harvest moon tonight.
629
00:30:58,568 --> 00:31:00,601
- It's perfect.
- Perfect for what?
630
00:31:00,603 --> 00:31:02,570
For your first big-time,
serious spell.
631
00:31:02,572 --> 00:31:04,237
Should I punch it?
632
00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:05,673
You won't believe
what this thing can do.
633
00:31:05,675 --> 00:31:07,273
Can we just go, please?
634
00:31:07,275 --> 00:31:08,676
MAN (OVER RADIO):
Well, doggone, that moon
635
00:31:08,678 --> 00:31:10,711
will be gone next week
with the lunar eclipse coming.
636
00:31:10,713 --> 00:31:12,546
- Till then, let's keep on rocking.
- (ENGINE BACKFIRES)
637
00:31:12,548 --> 00:31:15,650
LEWIS (READING WOODENLY):
"From Saturn to the sun,
638
00:31:15,652 --> 00:31:18,386
"from the base to noble one,
639
00:31:18,388 --> 00:31:20,554
"like the alchemist of old,
640
00:31:20,556 --> 00:31:24,625
turn this dross lead
into gold!"
641
00:31:24,627 --> 00:31:26,694
JONATHAN:
Wow.
642
00:31:26,696 --> 00:31:28,696
That was really,
643
00:31:28,698 --> 00:31:30,466
really...
644
00:31:31,668 --> 00:31:33,266
...terrible.
645
00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:35,436
(CHUCKLING):
I mean, just awful.
646
00:31:35,438 --> 00:31:36,437
Hey.
647
00:31:36,439 --> 00:31:38,572
You're reading it
like it's a Buick manual.
648
00:31:38,574 --> 00:31:41,342
It's not what you say, Lewis.
649
00:31:41,344 --> 00:31:43,444
It's how you say it.
650
00:31:43,446 --> 00:31:47,280
You're the only you
in the whole universe.
651
00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:48,816
JONATHAN:
That makes your style of magic
652
00:31:48,818 --> 00:31:50,751
just crazy unique.
653
00:31:50,753 --> 00:31:53,286
One in a hundred million
kajillion.
654
00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:55,288
So I can give you
the right books,
655
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:58,025
teach you the right spells,
but that last one percent...
656
00:31:58,027 --> 00:31:59,395
that's up to you.
657
00:32:00,463 --> 00:32:02,463
So...
658
00:32:02,465 --> 00:32:05,666
how do I find my magic style
or whatever it is?
659
00:32:05,668 --> 00:32:07,702
It's in there somewhere.
660
00:32:07,704 --> 00:32:10,473
You just have to quiet down
and listen.
661
00:32:13,710 --> 00:32:16,510
Now it looks
like you're pooping.
662
00:32:16,512 --> 00:32:17,778
Well, I don't know!
663
00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:19,480
This all feels weird.
664
00:32:19,482 --> 00:32:21,382
What's wrong with weird?
665
00:32:21,384 --> 00:32:23,317
Weird's like the nuts
in my cookies.
666
00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:25,753
It's the nuts
that make things interesting.
667
00:32:25,755 --> 00:32:29,056
Let me show you
what a little weird can do.
668
00:32:29,058 --> 00:32:32,059
(PLAYS LOUD, SHRILL NOTE)
669
00:32:32,061 --> 00:32:33,761
(PLAYS DISCORDANT MELODY)
670
00:32:33,763 --> 00:32:35,431
(LEWIS GASPS)
671
00:32:36,766 --> 00:32:38,566
(DOGS BARKING)
672
00:32:38,568 --> 00:32:40,768
(CONTINUES DISCORDANT PLAYING)
673
00:32:40,770 --> 00:32:42,503
Be a dear.
674
00:32:42,505 --> 00:32:44,772
Fetch a knife
and stab me in the ears.
675
00:32:44,774 --> 00:32:47,875
- (DOGS BARKING)
- (DISCORDANT PLAYING CONTINUES)
676
00:32:47,877 --> 00:32:50,747
- (YAPPING)
- (GROANING)
677
00:32:53,883 --> 00:32:57,386
- (DOGS BARKING AND YAPPING)
- (LION MOANS)
678
00:32:59,789 --> 00:33:02,525
(DEEP, LOW GRUMBLE OF LION)
679
00:33:09,665 --> 00:33:11,467
(ANIMAL SOUNDS STOP)
680
00:33:15,905 --> 00:33:17,840
♪
681
00:33:21,811 --> 00:33:24,380
(TINKLING)
682
00:33:27,717 --> 00:33:29,786
(WHOOSHING)
683
00:33:44,767 --> 00:33:46,801
Well, for a boy
who loves words,
684
00:33:46,803 --> 00:33:49,837
you're sure at a loss for them.
685
00:33:49,839 --> 00:33:51,872
Uncle Jonathan?
686
00:33:51,874 --> 00:33:55,444
You're way more than just
a parlor magician.
687
00:33:57,547 --> 00:33:59,446
Have a look around.
688
00:33:59,448 --> 00:34:01,918
♪
689
00:34:22,471 --> 00:34:24,841
(QUIET WHOOSHING, TINKLING)
690
00:34:34,951 --> 00:34:37,753
(PURRS)
691
00:34:44,861 --> 00:34:46,026
JONATHAN:
Finally.
692
00:34:46,028 --> 00:34:47,628
A smile.
693
00:34:47,630 --> 00:34:50,499
I was starting to think
you were incapable.
694
00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:52,635
(GRUNTS)
695
00:34:53,636 --> 00:34:54,902
(GROANS)
696
00:34:54,904 --> 00:34:56,470
Bad kitty!
697
00:34:56,472 --> 00:34:57,738
You use the litter box!
698
00:34:57,740 --> 00:34:59,506
(LION GROANS)
699
00:34:59,508 --> 00:35:02,042
All right.
I'm going to bed.
700
00:35:02,044 --> 00:35:05,546
You're welcome to stay up
as long as you like, of course.
701
00:35:05,548 --> 00:35:06,614
Uncle Jonathan?
702
00:35:06,616 --> 00:35:08,515
- Hmm?
- Tonight,
703
00:35:08,517 --> 00:35:09,917
that was the most splendor...
704
00:35:09,919 --> 00:35:11,619
s-splendortas...
705
00:35:11,621 --> 00:35:14,655
splendorific...
706
00:35:14,657 --> 00:35:16,993
I don't know the word yet,
but thank you.
707
00:35:19,862 --> 00:35:22,897
I just wish that I met you
a long time ago.
708
00:35:22,899 --> 00:35:24,932
Yeah. Me, too.
709
00:35:24,934 --> 00:35:26,767
Good night.
710
00:35:26,769 --> 00:35:28,671
Why didn't I?
711
00:35:29,972 --> 00:35:31,906
How come you left home?
712
00:35:31,908 --> 00:35:33,707
(SIGHS)
713
00:35:33,709 --> 00:35:35,542
Well...
714
00:35:35,544 --> 00:35:39,079
truth is, my father...
your grandpa...
715
00:35:39,081 --> 00:35:40,915
didn't like magic.
716
00:35:40,917 --> 00:35:43,617
And he sure didn't like me
messing around with it.
717
00:35:43,619 --> 00:35:47,821
We fought about it,
and we fought some more
718
00:35:47,823 --> 00:35:49,990
until finally I just...
719
00:35:49,992 --> 00:35:51,527
took off.
720
00:35:53,095 --> 00:35:55,631
I was the black swan
of the family.
721
00:35:57,033 --> 00:35:59,700
It's "black sheep."
722
00:35:59,702 --> 00:36:03,671
Mmm... pretty sure it's "swan."
723
00:36:03,673 --> 00:36:07,576
Is that why you didn't go
to Mom and Dad's funeral?
724
00:36:08,945 --> 00:36:11,011
(SIGHS)
725
00:36:11,013 --> 00:36:13,749
I don't really think
she would have wanted me there.
726
00:36:16,519 --> 00:36:17,718
I don't know.
727
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,788
She missed you.
728
00:36:20,022 --> 00:36:21,924
She talked about you
all the time.
729
00:36:25,094 --> 00:36:26,860
(SIGHS)
730
00:36:26,862 --> 00:36:28,798
Uh, good night.
731
00:36:33,035 --> 00:36:34,804
Uncle Jonathan?
732
00:36:36,005 --> 00:36:37,671
I think...
733
00:36:37,673 --> 00:36:40,676
I think that I might be
a black swan, too.
734
00:36:43,012 --> 00:36:45,881
Well, then I guess
we're a flock of swans.
735
00:36:46,983 --> 00:36:48,582
A bevy.
736
00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:50,117
It's called "a bevy of swans."
737
00:36:50,119 --> 00:36:52,019
Right.
738
00:36:52,021 --> 00:36:54,788
♪ Gonna tell Aunt Mary
'bout Uncle John ♪
739
00:36:54,790 --> 00:36:57,858
♪ He claim he has the misery
but he havin' a lot of fun ♪
740
00:36:57,860 --> 00:36:59,727
♪ Oh, baby
741
00:36:59,729 --> 00:37:01,762
♪ Yes, baby
742
00:37:01,764 --> 00:37:04,832
- (CAT MEOWS, CHAIR SQUEAKS)
- ♪ Whoo, baby
743
00:37:04,834 --> 00:37:06,900
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight
744
00:37:06,902 --> 00:37:08,902
- (SQUEAKY CHATTERING)
- ♪ Yeah
745
00:37:08,904 --> 00:37:10,671
- ♪ Well, long tall Sally
- (CHAIR WHIMPERS)
746
00:37:10,673 --> 00:37:12,072
- ♪ She's built for speed
- (CAT MEOWS)
747
00:37:12,074 --> 00:37:13,341
- ♪ She's got everything
- (CHAIR SQUEAKS)
748
00:37:13,343 --> 00:37:14,908
♪ That Uncle John need
749
00:37:14,910 --> 00:37:16,610
- ♪ Oh, baby
- (CHAIR SQUEAKING)
750
00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:18,979
- ♪ Yes, baby
- (CAT MEOWS)
751
00:37:18,981 --> 00:37:21,782
♪ Whoo, baby
752
00:37:21,784 --> 00:37:25,786
♪ Havin' me some fun
tonight, yeah ♪
753
00:37:25,788 --> 00:37:27,788
♪ Well, I saw Uncle John...
754
00:37:27,790 --> 00:37:29,089
Whoa! (YELLS)
755
00:37:29,091 --> 00:37:31,125
Guys! Guys! I'm floating.
756
00:37:31,127 --> 00:37:33,060
- Oh, uh, uh...
- I don't know.
757
00:37:33,062 --> 00:37:34,695
JONATHAN:
Levitaius dominungus!
758
00:37:34,697 --> 00:37:36,163
- Uh, um... No, just...
- Put me... Chair!
759
00:37:36,165 --> 00:37:38,198
- No, I...
- Chair! Guys!
760
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,667
- Uh, uh...
- (CHAIR SQUEAKING)
761
00:37:40,669 --> 00:37:42,803
- No, no, that's not right.
- Fiddlesticks.
762
00:37:42,805 --> 00:37:44,204
Just get the...
763
00:37:44,206 --> 00:37:45,873
- Um, just one... just...
- (FLASHBULB POPS)
764
00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:47,141
(CHAIR CHUCKLING)
765
00:37:47,143 --> 00:37:50,077
(KIDS GROANING, CLAMORING)
766
00:37:50,079 --> 00:37:51,812
(SLURPING, GRUNTING)
767
00:37:51,814 --> 00:37:53,847
CHILD:
Seriously, are you almost done?
768
00:37:53,849 --> 00:37:55,383
CHILD 2:
Please hurry up!
769
00:37:55,385 --> 00:37:57,718
(WHISPERS): Water to the face
at a very high-speed pace.
770
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:58,719
(WHOOSHING)
771
00:37:58,721 --> 00:38:00,687
(GAGGING)
772
00:38:00,689 --> 00:38:03,090
(LAUGHTER)
773
00:38:03,092 --> 00:38:05,225
Shut up. Shut up.
Stop laughing.
774
00:38:05,227 --> 00:38:06,760
- (LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
- It's not funny.
775
00:38:06,762 --> 00:38:08,195
(STOPS LAUGHING, CLEARS THROAT)
776
00:38:08,197 --> 00:38:11,632
(OTHER STUDENTS
CONTINUE LAUGHING)
777
00:38:11,634 --> 00:38:14,134
- (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
- You can control the energy
778
00:38:14,136 --> 00:38:16,937
if you focus and channel it.
779
00:38:16,939 --> 00:38:19,173
- Won't it kill me?
- Not if you focus.
780
00:38:19,175 --> 00:38:21,241
Then you are the conductor.
Watch.
781
00:38:21,243 --> 00:38:22,976
- (GRUNTS)
- (CHAIR SQUEAKS)
782
00:38:22,978 --> 00:38:25,413
♪ Yes, baby, whoo...
783
00:38:25,415 --> 00:38:26,914
Show me what you got.
784
00:38:26,916 --> 00:38:28,649
- ♪ Baby
- (WHIRRING, CRACKLING)
785
00:38:28,651 --> 00:38:30,717
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight
786
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,820
♪ Yeah, well,
I saw Uncle John... ♪
787
00:38:32,822 --> 00:38:34,121
- (CHAIR BABBLING)
- Oh! Chair!
788
00:38:34,123 --> 00:38:36,023
- Sorry, chair!
- (CRASH, CAT MEOWS)
789
00:38:36,025 --> 00:38:38,725
(SIGHING):
Ooh.
790
00:38:38,727 --> 00:38:39,960
Not bad.
791
00:38:39,962 --> 00:38:41,995
- ♪ Yeah, baby
- (CRACKLING)
792
00:38:41,997 --> 00:38:44,731
♪ Whoo, baby
793
00:38:44,733 --> 00:38:47,435
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight
794
00:38:47,437 --> 00:38:49,837
♪ Yeah, we gonna have
some fun tonight ♪
795
00:38:49,839 --> 00:38:51,105
Oh.
796
00:38:51,107 --> 00:38:53,807
♪ We gonna have
some fun tonight ♪
797
00:38:53,809 --> 00:38:56,977
♪ Whoo, have some fun tonight
798
00:38:56,979 --> 00:38:59,746
♪ Everything's all right
799
00:38:59,748 --> 00:39:01,115
♪ Have some fun
800
00:39:01,117 --> 00:39:03,853
♪ Have me some fun tonight.
801
00:39:06,922 --> 00:39:08,891
(CLOCKS TICKING)
802
00:39:10,092 --> 00:39:12,027
- (BELL CLANGS)
- (CREAKING)
803
00:39:13,295 --> 00:39:14,997
(BELL CLANGS)
804
00:39:16,232 --> 00:39:17,865
(BELL CLANGS)
805
00:39:17,867 --> 00:39:19,199
(GRUNTS, GASPS)
806
00:39:19,201 --> 00:39:21,637
(PANTING)
807
00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:26,740
JONATHAN:
Three gongs, Florence.
808
00:39:26,742 --> 00:39:28,809
Last time, it was four;
now it's three.
809
00:39:28,811 --> 00:39:31,011
What happens
when it gets down to one?
810
00:39:31,013 --> 00:39:32,779
We'll hide in the basement,
like sensible people.
811
00:39:32,781 --> 00:39:34,482
Okay, this is no time
for jokes.
812
00:39:34,484 --> 00:39:36,850
Things have changed.
813
00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:38,051
I know.
814
00:39:38,053 --> 00:39:41,889
Lewis.
815
00:39:41,891 --> 00:39:43,924
What happens if he's here
when it goes off?
816
00:39:43,926 --> 00:39:47,227
He won't be, because we
are going to find it.
817
00:39:47,229 --> 00:39:50,130
We just have to hold it
together.
818
00:39:50,132 --> 00:39:51,231
(JONATHAN SIGHS)
819
00:39:51,233 --> 00:39:52,801
Okay.
820
00:39:53,936 --> 00:39:55,971
- (GRUNTS)
- (POPPING)
821
00:39:57,072 --> 00:39:58,941
Sorry.
822
00:40:00,109 --> 00:40:01,944
Let me get some butter.
823
00:40:06,148 --> 00:40:08,083
♪
824
00:40:14,524 --> 00:40:16,790
(SIGHS)
825
00:40:16,792 --> 00:40:19,295
Plaid button-down, please.
826
00:40:22,164 --> 00:40:25,232
(CLOCKS TICKING)
827
00:40:25,234 --> 00:40:27,234
ANNOUNCER (OVER TV PROGRAM):
And will the Indomitable
828
00:40:27,236 --> 00:40:28,802
Captain Midnight
829
00:40:28,804 --> 00:40:30,837
defeat the dastardly
Comrade Ivan?
830
00:40:30,839 --> 00:40:32,741
Maybe later, okay?
831
00:40:34,944 --> 00:40:37,911
- (CHAIR WHINES AND WHIMPERS)
- Come on, I'm gonna be late!
832
00:40:37,913 --> 00:40:39,347
- See ya.
- Toodles.
833
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:41,248
WOMAN (OVER TV PROGRAM):
I'm getting out of here.
834
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:43,183
MAN (OVER PROGRAM): No, stop!
Stop! You ain't going anywhere.
835
00:40:43,185 --> 00:40:45,252
WOMAN (OVER PROGRAM):
I foolishly walked into a trap.
836
00:40:45,254 --> 00:40:46,787
MAN (OVER PROGRAM):
Why, you double-crossing hound.
837
00:40:46,789 --> 00:40:47,888
- Stay.
- (CHAIR GROANS)
838
00:40:47,890 --> 00:40:50,057
MAN (OVER PROGRAM):
I'll have your life for this!
839
00:40:50,059 --> 00:40:51,359
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
OVER TV PROGRAM)
840
00:40:51,361 --> 00:40:54,828
(CLICKING)
841
00:40:54,830 --> 00:40:56,897
(LOCK CLUNKS)
842
00:40:56,899 --> 00:40:58,867
- Yes!
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
843
00:41:00,869 --> 00:41:02,403
- (THUMP)
- JONATHAN (GRUNTS): Chair!
844
00:41:02,405 --> 00:41:04,171
MAN (OVER INTERCOM):
And the winner of the
845
00:41:04,173 --> 00:41:06,273
fourth grade
class president election is...
846
00:41:06,275 --> 00:41:08,141
- Tarby Corrigan!
- Yeah!
847
00:41:08,143 --> 00:41:11,579
(STUDENTS CHEERING)
848
00:41:11,581 --> 00:41:13,080
Thank you.
849
00:41:13,082 --> 00:41:14,415
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
850
00:41:14,417 --> 00:41:16,149
LEWIS:
Tarby. Excuse me.
851
00:41:16,151 --> 00:41:18,051
Tarby. Congratulations, Tarby.
852
00:41:18,053 --> 00:41:20,020
- Thanks, Lewis.
- If you want,
853
00:41:20,022 --> 00:41:22,022
I can bring some cookies
tomorrow to celebrate.
854
00:41:22,024 --> 00:41:23,358
Yeah, Tarby.
Go have a cookie picnic
855
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,025
here with the little runt.
856
00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:26,860
TARBY:
Woody.
857
00:41:26,862 --> 00:41:28,161
Just...
858
00:41:28,163 --> 00:41:29,898
I'll catch up later.
859
00:41:31,601 --> 00:41:33,401
LEWIS:
Hey, you got your cast off.
860
00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:34,935
Do you want to go hit
some balls?
861
00:41:34,937 --> 00:41:36,304
Sorry.
862
00:41:36,306 --> 00:41:38,038
The boys and me...
863
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,906
we're gonna explore
Wilder Creek.
864
00:41:39,908 --> 00:41:42,109
Maybe another time.
865
00:41:42,111 --> 00:41:44,213
I've got something
way better than that.
866
00:41:46,148 --> 00:41:47,848
Oh, yeah?
867
00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:49,016
My house.
868
00:41:49,018 --> 00:41:50,351
Everyone's wrong, you know.
869
00:41:50,353 --> 00:41:52,152
It's not haunted.
870
00:41:52,154 --> 00:41:53,889
It's magic.
871
00:41:56,892 --> 00:41:58,060
Magic?
872
00:41:59,028 --> 00:42:00,927
Magic's not real.
873
00:42:00,929 --> 00:42:02,195
It is real.
874
00:42:02,197 --> 00:42:04,131
My uncle...
875
00:42:04,133 --> 00:42:05,265
he's a warlock.
876
00:42:05,267 --> 00:42:06,900
That's a boy witch. And...
877
00:42:06,902 --> 00:42:09,404
I could teach you spells
to throw a curveball
878
00:42:09,406 --> 00:42:11,938
or-or hit a home run
879
00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:14,908
or throw a touchdown
every single time.
880
00:42:14,910 --> 00:42:16,311
Cross my heart.
881
00:42:16,313 --> 00:42:18,348
You can see for yourself.
882
00:42:22,485 --> 00:42:24,421
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
883
00:42:36,231 --> 00:42:38,200
(CLUNKING CONTINUES)
884
00:42:55,984 --> 00:42:59,188
So, where is it already,
you evil old coot?
885
00:43:08,163 --> 00:43:10,065
The arm.
886
00:43:15,372 --> 00:43:17,270
(CLICKING)
887
00:43:17,272 --> 00:43:18,473
(CLUNK)
888
00:43:18,475 --> 00:43:21,478
(LOUD, METALLIC CLICKING)
889
00:43:25,013 --> 00:43:26,982
(METALLIC CREAKING)
890
00:43:28,217 --> 00:43:30,252
(CLUNKING, RATTLING)
891
00:43:36,024 --> 00:43:37,993
♪
892
00:43:40,430 --> 00:43:42,397
- (GASPING)
- (PIGEONS COOING)
893
00:43:42,399 --> 00:43:44,299
Blasted pigeons.
894
00:43:51,441 --> 00:43:53,410
♪
895
00:44:09,191 --> 00:44:11,126
♪
896
00:44:26,376 --> 00:44:28,344
♪
897
00:44:34,417 --> 00:44:36,417
Got you.
898
00:44:36,419 --> 00:44:38,419
I'll find you
that curveball spell.
899
00:44:38,421 --> 00:44:40,356
Just give me a sec.
900
00:44:43,025 --> 00:44:44,226
Whoa. What's in there?
901
00:44:45,395 --> 00:44:47,062
LEWIS:
Oh, I...
902
00:44:48,197 --> 00:44:50,096
We're not allowed to open it.
903
00:44:50,098 --> 00:44:52,232
Oh, yeah? Why not?
904
00:44:52,234 --> 00:44:54,502
I don't know,
but it's my uncle's only rule.
905
00:44:54,504 --> 00:44:56,539
- (DRAWER SLIDES OPEN)
- Besides, it's locked.
906
00:45:00,108 --> 00:45:02,378
No... it's not.
907
00:45:03,546 --> 00:45:05,582
(KEY TURNING IN LOCK)
908
00:45:07,249 --> 00:45:09,284
Tarby, I mean it. We can't.
909
00:45:11,387 --> 00:45:14,388
Don't be such a scaredy-cat.
910
00:45:14,390 --> 00:45:17,625
Maybe it's the spell
you're looking for.
911
00:45:17,627 --> 00:45:19,261
LEWIS:
No!
912
00:45:25,401 --> 00:45:27,135
(GRUNTS QUIETLY)
913
00:45:37,447 --> 00:45:39,145
What's...
914
00:45:39,147 --> 00:45:40,548
necromancy?
915
00:45:40,550 --> 00:45:43,083
"Noun. The practice
of communicating with the dead
916
00:45:43,085 --> 00:45:44,452
or raising them to life."
917
00:45:44,454 --> 00:45:46,420
Put it back.
918
00:45:46,422 --> 00:45:48,121
Raising the dead?
919
00:45:48,123 --> 00:45:49,557
Now, that would be a trick.
920
00:45:49,559 --> 00:45:51,226
(CLATTERING IN DISTANCE)
921
00:45:52,294 --> 00:45:53,363
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
922
00:45:56,466 --> 00:45:59,165
- Put it back! We have to put it back right now!
- Stop.
923
00:45:59,167 --> 00:46:00,403
(BOTH GRUNT)
924
00:46:02,104 --> 00:46:03,236
TARBY:
Fine.
925
00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:04,505
None of it's real anyways.
926
00:46:04,507 --> 00:46:06,139
It's all just weird.
927
00:46:06,141 --> 00:46:07,443
- You're just weird.
- (LOCK CLICKS)
928
00:46:12,448 --> 00:46:14,384
(CLOCKS TICKING)
929
00:46:16,218 --> 00:46:17,552
Was that the Corrigan boy?
930
00:46:17,554 --> 00:46:19,353
He was just leaving.
931
00:46:19,355 --> 00:46:20,588
What were you two doing?
932
00:46:20,590 --> 00:46:22,188
Nothing.
933
00:46:22,190 --> 00:46:23,658
Uncle Jonathan, do you want to
934
00:46:23,660 --> 00:46:25,326
- play ball with me?
- I can't right now.
935
00:46:25,328 --> 00:46:28,194
There's something
I need to look into.
936
00:46:28,196 --> 00:46:29,597
- Later, okay?
- Okay.
937
00:46:29,599 --> 00:46:32,165
(DOOR SHUTS, LOCKS CLICK)
938
00:46:32,167 --> 00:46:34,167
(SIGHS)
939
00:46:34,169 --> 00:46:36,337
(CLOCKS TICKING)
940
00:46:36,339 --> 00:46:38,204
JONATHAN:
Isaac hid the room with a hex
941
00:46:38,206 --> 00:46:39,440
so no one would find these,
942
00:46:39,442 --> 00:46:41,409
but I can't make
heads or tails of this.
943
00:46:41,411 --> 00:46:43,578
FLORENCE: I know about every
magic language there is...
944
00:46:43,580 --> 00:46:46,347
the Alberti cipher,
the Enochian glyphs...
945
00:46:46,349 --> 00:46:48,148
but this... (SIGHS)
946
00:46:48,150 --> 00:46:49,750
Really?
947
00:46:49,752 --> 00:46:51,452
Well, at least I lived to see
948
00:46:51,454 --> 00:46:52,720
the purple pachyderm
get stumped.
949
00:46:52,722 --> 00:46:54,355
I don't know how much longer
950
00:46:54,357 --> 00:46:56,357
any of us will be living,
weird beard.
951
00:46:56,359 --> 00:46:57,658
- Cranky old crone.
- Mush brush.
952
00:46:57,660 --> 00:46:59,594
- Hag face.
- Oh, go braid your back hair.
953
00:46:59,596 --> 00:47:01,929
I'd give you a nasty look,
but you've already got one.
954
00:47:01,931 --> 00:47:03,764
(SCOFFS) Okay, okay.
955
00:47:03,766 --> 00:47:06,201
You old yeti. Now, look.
956
00:47:09,505 --> 00:47:11,472
What does this mean to you?
957
00:47:11,474 --> 00:47:12,940
JONATHAN:
The omega.
958
00:47:12,942 --> 00:47:15,376
Isaac talked about it
when he died.
959
00:47:15,378 --> 00:47:18,211
The last letter
of the Greek alphabet.
960
00:47:18,213 --> 00:47:21,384
And in early Christianity?
961
00:47:23,285 --> 00:47:25,521
It means Judgment Day.
962
00:47:33,563 --> 00:47:36,198
(METALLIC CRANKING
AND CLICKING)
963
00:47:39,369 --> 00:47:41,269
MOTHER:
You all right, kiddo?
964
00:47:42,505 --> 00:47:44,172
I'm okay.
965
00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:48,143
You always were a lousy liar.
966
00:47:51,447 --> 00:47:53,347
(SIGHS)
967
00:47:53,349 --> 00:47:55,983
You're lonely, huh?
968
00:47:55,985 --> 00:48:00,521
I just wish Jonathan
wasn't so busy.
969
00:48:00,523 --> 00:48:02,492
I wish he could spend
more time with you.
970
00:48:04,427 --> 00:48:06,496
It's okay.
971
00:48:08,296 --> 00:48:09,563
What about Tarby?
972
00:48:09,565 --> 00:48:11,432
(SCOFFS) Tarby hates me.
973
00:48:11,434 --> 00:48:13,834
Oh, you can fix that.
974
00:48:13,836 --> 00:48:15,670
Easy.
975
00:48:15,672 --> 00:48:17,571
Just show him some real magic.
976
00:48:17,573 --> 00:48:19,473
I can't do any real magic.
977
00:48:19,475 --> 00:48:20,775
Yes, you can.
978
00:48:20,777 --> 00:48:22,777
With the book, silly.
979
00:48:22,779 --> 00:48:25,680
The one I told you to find.
980
00:48:25,682 --> 00:48:28,382
Well, you found it, didn't you?
981
00:48:28,384 --> 00:48:29,650
Book?
982
00:48:29,652 --> 00:48:31,719
You mean the necromancy book
in the library?
983
00:48:31,721 --> 00:48:34,422
Uncle Jonathan told me
never to even touch it.
984
00:48:34,424 --> 00:48:36,457
Oh, he won't mind.
985
00:48:36,459 --> 00:48:38,594
He's too busy anyways.
986
00:48:40,530 --> 00:48:41,796
Take the book.
987
00:48:41,798 --> 00:48:44,565
Show Tarby a real trick.
988
00:48:44,567 --> 00:48:47,568
He's gonna be
your friend again.
989
00:48:47,570 --> 00:48:49,570
I know it.
990
00:48:49,572 --> 00:48:52,308
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- (CHILDREN CLAMORING)
991
00:48:55,277 --> 00:48:57,277
GIRL:
Tarby's a jerk, you know.
992
00:48:57,279 --> 00:48:58,746
He runs for president
every year,
993
00:48:58,748 --> 00:49:02,383
and he's always nice
until the election.
994
00:49:02,385 --> 00:49:03,818
- After that...
- TARBY: Hey! Over here!
995
00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:07,354
...he goes back to being him.
996
00:49:07,356 --> 00:49:09,356
You don't need him.
997
00:49:09,358 --> 00:49:11,692
We could go look for spiders.
998
00:49:11,694 --> 00:49:13,694
If you want.
999
00:49:13,696 --> 00:49:15,596
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
1000
00:49:15,598 --> 00:49:17,767
Just leave me alone, okay?
1001
00:49:24,607 --> 00:49:26,375
LEWIS:
Tarby!
1002
00:49:28,811 --> 00:49:31,445
Okay. You want to see
some real magic?
1003
00:49:31,447 --> 00:49:32,646
I'll show you.
1004
00:49:32,648 --> 00:49:33,781
Yeah?
1005
00:49:33,783 --> 00:49:36,717
You gonna saw a lady in half?
1006
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:38,853
I'm gonna raise the dead.
1007
00:49:38,855 --> 00:49:40,421
You're a liar.
1008
00:49:40,423 --> 00:49:41,655
No one can raise the dead.
1009
00:49:41,657 --> 00:49:42,890
Watch me.
1010
00:49:42,892 --> 00:49:44,792
Unless...
1011
00:49:44,794 --> 00:49:46,460
unless you're scared.
1012
00:49:46,462 --> 00:49:47,928
(KICKS BALL AGAINST FENCE)
1013
00:49:47,930 --> 00:49:49,597
You need a babysitter?
1014
00:49:49,599 --> 00:49:51,532
Fine, but this whole thing
1015
00:49:51,534 --> 00:49:53,803
is just gonna be
a big waste of time.
1016
00:49:55,404 --> 00:49:56,937
When?
1017
00:49:56,939 --> 00:49:59,742
(QUIET CREAKING)
1018
00:50:10,686 --> 00:50:12,622
♪
1019
00:50:18,528 --> 00:50:20,530
(OWL HOOTING IN DISTANCE)
1020
00:50:21,764 --> 00:50:24,299
(WOLF HOWLING IN DISTANCE)
1021
00:50:26,569 --> 00:50:28,736
LEWIS:
Tarby!
1022
00:50:28,738 --> 00:50:30,673
- Tarby?
- (BIRD CAWING)
1023
00:50:36,546 --> 00:50:38,681
(FROG CROAKING)
1024
00:50:46,589 --> 00:50:47,888
- Boo!
- (YELLS)
1025
00:50:47,890 --> 00:50:49,156
(CHUCKLING)
1026
00:50:49,158 --> 00:50:51,826
Tarby, that's not funny.
1027
00:50:51,828 --> 00:50:53,729
It is from here.
1028
00:50:54,964 --> 00:50:57,667
Well, come on, smart guy.
1029
00:51:00,636 --> 00:51:03,504
Who are we gonna wake up?
1030
00:51:03,506 --> 00:51:05,573
How about this one?
1031
00:51:05,575 --> 00:51:07,474
LEWIS: The lamb means
that it's a kid's grave,
1032
00:51:07,476 --> 00:51:10,411
and I don't want
to raise up a kid.
1033
00:51:10,413 --> 00:51:12,782
It's creepy that you know that.
1034
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:20,456
- (CLICKING)
- This way, I think.
1035
00:51:23,726 --> 00:51:25,659
Nice trick
with the book, Lewis.
1036
00:51:25,661 --> 00:51:27,962
- I know that's you.
- No, it's not.
1037
00:51:27,964 --> 00:51:29,930
(CLICKING CONTINUES)
1038
00:51:29,932 --> 00:51:31,832
Is that it?
1039
00:51:31,834 --> 00:51:33,701
LEWIS:
Yeah.
1040
00:51:33,703 --> 00:51:35,471
I think so.
1041
00:51:36,906 --> 00:51:38,708
Come on.
1042
00:51:43,212 --> 00:51:45,514
(OWL HOOTING)
1043
00:51:54,924 --> 00:51:56,893
♪
1044
00:51:59,962 --> 00:52:01,731
(PAINED GRUNT)
1045
00:52:12,074 --> 00:52:14,241
Okay.
1046
00:52:14,243 --> 00:52:15,845
(CLEARS THROAT)
1047
00:52:17,947 --> 00:52:21,815
"For thou who sleeps
in stone and clay,
1048
00:52:21,817 --> 00:52:24,919
"heed this call...
rise up and obey.
1049
00:52:24,921 --> 00:52:27,554
"Trek on through
the mortal door.
1050
00:52:27,556 --> 00:52:30,891
Assemble flesh
and walk once more."
1051
00:52:30,893 --> 00:52:33,029
(WIND WHISTLING)
1052
00:52:34,630 --> 00:52:36,964
TARBY:
So, what now?
1053
00:52:36,966 --> 00:52:38,699
That's it.
1054
00:52:38,701 --> 00:52:40,634
That's all it says.
1055
00:52:40,636 --> 00:52:41,635
(QUIET TINKLING)
1056
00:52:41,637 --> 00:52:43,570
See, I told you all this was...
1057
00:52:43,572 --> 00:52:45,608
- (CLUNKING)
- (GASPING)
1058
00:52:46,575 --> 00:52:47,510
(STARTLED GRUNT)
1059
00:52:50,713 --> 00:52:51,745
(GASPING)
1060
00:52:51,747 --> 00:52:52,848
Tarby?
1061
00:52:53,916 --> 00:52:55,751
Tarby!
1062
00:53:02,692 --> 00:53:03,924
(SCREAMS)
1063
00:53:03,926 --> 00:53:05,828
(WHIMPERS, PANTS)
1064
00:53:09,298 --> 00:53:12,068
(YELPS, WHIMPERS)
1065
00:53:24,314 --> 00:53:26,482
♪
1066
00:53:30,886 --> 00:53:33,089
(THUNDER CRASHES,
RAIN PATTERING)
1067
00:53:38,894 --> 00:53:40,730
(BELL CLANGS)
1068
00:53:41,931 --> 00:53:43,699
(BELL CLANGS)
1069
00:53:46,135 --> 00:53:48,037
- (CLOCKS TICKING)
- (YAWNS)
1070
00:53:50,573 --> 00:53:51,907
(SIGHS)
1071
00:54:08,057 --> 00:54:10,526
Could you put those back,
please?
1072
00:54:14,797 --> 00:54:16,663
- (CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- HIGH VOICE: He's coming home!
1073
00:54:16,665 --> 00:54:19,033
- DEEP VOICE: He's free.
- VOICE: He's back!
1074
00:54:19,035 --> 00:54:21,802
- (VOICES GIGGLING)
- VOICE: He's awake.
1075
00:54:21,804 --> 00:54:23,737
- (SIGHS)
- HIGH VOICE: He's coming home!
1076
00:54:23,739 --> 00:54:26,106
(CIRCUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
1077
00:54:26,108 --> 00:54:28,042
- (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
- Coming home!
1078
00:54:28,044 --> 00:54:29,710
- He's coming home.
- He's awake.
1079
00:54:29,712 --> 00:54:31,078
Coming home. He's coming home.
1080
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,113
- He's coming home.
- Coming home.
1081
00:54:33,115 --> 00:54:34,915
- He's back!
- He's coming home.
1082
00:54:34,917 --> 00:54:37,684
- He's awake.
- He's back!
1083
00:54:37,686 --> 00:54:40,854
He's coming home.
He's coming home.
1084
00:54:40,856 --> 00:54:43,090
(VOICES CHATTERING)
1085
00:54:43,092 --> 00:54:45,127
- That's not creepy.
- (VOICE GIGGLING)
1086
00:54:48,831 --> 00:54:50,097
(ENGINE BACKFIRES)
1087
00:54:50,099 --> 00:54:52,635
(BIRD CAWING)
1088
00:54:58,240 --> 00:54:59,973
JONATHAN:
Who'd be crazy enough
1089
00:54:59,975 --> 00:55:01,775
to bring Isaac Izard back?
1090
00:55:01,777 --> 00:55:03,644
Someone suicidal.
1091
00:55:03,646 --> 00:55:05,848
(DEEP CREAKING)
1092
00:55:07,016 --> 00:55:08,682
The house knows he's back.
1093
00:55:08,684 --> 00:55:10,117
Can you feel that?
1094
00:55:10,119 --> 00:55:12,119
Like a dog with rabies.
1095
00:55:12,121 --> 00:55:14,688
Knows his master's coming home.
1096
00:55:14,690 --> 00:55:16,924
I'm gonna need your help
on this one, Florence.
1097
00:55:16,926 --> 00:55:18,092
My magic won't be enough.
1098
00:55:18,094 --> 00:55:19,760
I'm barely qualified as it is.
1099
00:55:19,762 --> 00:55:22,062
I can't.
I'll-I'll just mess it up.
1100
00:55:22,064 --> 00:55:24,098
- I can't do this alone.
- Well, you won't have to.
1101
00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:25,732
- Lewis.
- What about Lewis?
1102
00:55:25,734 --> 00:55:27,101
He's stronger than you know.
1103
00:55:27,103 --> 00:55:29,269
And one and a half warlocks
is better than nothing.
1104
00:55:29,271 --> 00:55:31,805
- Just tell him the truth.
- No! He's just a boy.
1105
00:55:31,807 --> 00:55:33,140
You're the smartest witch
I've ever known.
1106
00:55:33,142 --> 00:55:34,942
You can cast spells
I can't even pronounce.
1107
00:55:34,944 --> 00:55:36,645
I said I can't.
1108
00:55:40,883 --> 00:55:42,618
I can't.
1109
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:46,019
I'm sorry.
1110
00:55:46,021 --> 00:55:47,688
Look... (SIGHS)
1111
00:55:47,690 --> 00:55:48,989
Isaac is coming back,
1112
00:55:48,991 --> 00:55:50,893
and we can't let him
get inside.
1113
00:55:52,228 --> 00:55:54,027
(SIGHS) Well...
1114
00:55:54,029 --> 00:55:57,264
if your magic is off-limits,
then what's the plan?
1115
00:55:57,266 --> 00:56:00,069
I can still swing a hammer.
1116
00:56:06,775 --> 00:56:08,978
- (YAPPING)
- (HAMMERING CONTINUES)
1117
00:56:14,950 --> 00:56:16,783
(MRS. HANCHETT SIGHS)
1118
00:56:16,785 --> 00:56:19,253
These are crazy people,
Marmalade.
1119
00:56:19,255 --> 00:56:20,923
Crazy people.
1120
00:56:23,259 --> 00:56:25,292
Do you think these are enough
to keep Isaac out?
1121
00:56:25,294 --> 00:56:27,294
Oh, yes.
1122
00:56:27,296 --> 00:56:28,896
Maybe.
1123
00:56:28,898 --> 00:56:30,666
I'm gonna get some more.
1124
00:56:31,767 --> 00:56:33,800
(WHISTLING A TUNE)
1125
00:56:33,802 --> 00:56:35,738
(CLOCKS TICKING)
1126
00:56:37,072 --> 00:56:39,275
(WHISTLING SLOWS, THEN STOPS)
1127
00:56:45,915 --> 00:56:48,083
(BIRDS CAWING)
1128
00:56:51,187 --> 00:56:52,953
LEWIS (FROM DOWNSTAIRS):
Uncle Jonathan?
1129
00:56:52,955 --> 00:56:54,888
Don't come up! I'm, uh...
1130
00:56:54,890 --> 00:56:56,959
I'm coming down.
1131
00:57:02,532 --> 00:57:03,931
Listen.
1132
00:57:03,933 --> 00:57:05,366
I-I need to talk to you.
1133
00:57:05,368 --> 00:57:07,100
Not a great time, Lewis.
1134
00:57:07,102 --> 00:57:09,136
I'm working
on a heavy-duty spell.
1135
00:57:09,138 --> 00:57:10,938
I want you to stay at Mrs. Z's
1136
00:57:10,940 --> 00:57:12,373
- for a few days.
- Come on.
1137
00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:14,841
I see the horseshoes.
I know something's wrong.
1138
00:57:14,843 --> 00:57:16,243
What are you talking about?
There... Everything's fine.
1139
00:57:16,245 --> 00:57:17,545
FLORENCE:
No, it's not.
1140
00:57:17,547 --> 00:57:19,179
You're right, Lewis.
1141
00:57:19,181 --> 00:57:21,148
Something is wrong.
1142
00:57:21,150 --> 00:57:23,016
- Something is very wrong.
- Florence.
1143
00:57:23,018 --> 00:57:25,152
- He's got eyes, Jonathan.
- (SIGHS)
1144
00:57:25,154 --> 00:57:27,287
It's our friend, Isaac Izard.
1145
00:57:27,289 --> 00:57:29,022
Except he's not our friend.
1146
00:57:29,024 --> 00:57:30,791
He's very wicked,
very powerful,
1147
00:57:30,793 --> 00:57:33,361
and I'm afraid he's back
from the great beyond.
1148
00:57:33,363 --> 00:57:36,063
Yeah, uh, that's what
I wanted to talk...
1149
00:57:36,065 --> 00:57:38,799
And when we find out
who's raised him from the dead,
1150
00:57:38,801 --> 00:57:41,969
they are going to be sorry...
very sorry.
1151
00:57:41,971 --> 00:57:43,404
Oh. Mmm.
1152
00:57:43,406 --> 00:57:45,872
Yeah, they... they sure will.
1153
00:57:45,874 --> 00:57:47,140
JONATHAN:
Look.
1154
00:57:47,142 --> 00:57:49,009
(SIGHS) The truth is,
1155
00:57:49,011 --> 00:57:50,877
it's not safe for you here.
1156
00:57:50,879 --> 00:57:52,112
At least not now.
1157
00:57:52,114 --> 00:57:55,215
So go next door
with Florence, okay?
1158
00:57:55,217 --> 00:57:57,851
Everything's gonna be fine.
1159
00:57:57,853 --> 00:57:59,788
♪
1160
00:58:08,897 --> 00:58:11,033
- (QUIET CHATTER)
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
1161
00:58:12,234 --> 00:58:13,867
- (CRACKLING)
- (MUSIC CONTINUES)
1162
00:58:13,869 --> 00:58:15,269
Come on.
1163
00:58:15,271 --> 00:58:16,437
Mrs. Zimmerman?
1164
00:58:16,439 --> 00:58:18,905
Uh, I'm sorry, dear?
1165
00:58:18,907 --> 00:58:20,308
What are you doing?
1166
00:58:20,310 --> 00:58:23,143
I'm just trying...
1167
00:58:23,145 --> 00:58:25,348
- (SIGHS)
- (MUSIC POWERS DOWN)
1168
00:58:26,915 --> 00:58:28,284
Nothing.
1169
00:58:30,252 --> 00:58:32,187
♪
1170
00:58:34,324 --> 00:58:35,924
LEWIS:
Wait.
1171
00:58:37,327 --> 00:58:39,893
Isaac and Uncle Jonathan
used to perform together?
1172
00:58:39,895 --> 00:58:42,365
They did everything together.
1173
00:58:43,966 --> 00:58:45,932
They were best friends.
1174
00:58:45,934 --> 00:58:46,969
LEWIS:
They were?
1175
00:58:48,103 --> 00:58:50,039
Once.
1176
00:58:51,474 --> 00:58:53,410
(COIN CLINKS, MACHINE WHIRRING)
1177
00:58:55,312 --> 00:58:58,145
FLORENCE:
Isaac was an orphan,
1178
00:58:58,147 --> 00:59:00,881
and Jonathan a runaway.
1179
00:59:00,883 --> 00:59:03,917
Neither of them had family.
1180
00:59:03,919 --> 00:59:06,356
All they had was magic.
1181
00:59:09,492 --> 00:59:11,426
And each other.
1182
00:59:11,428 --> 00:59:15,095
Then Isaac went away to war.
1183
00:59:15,097 --> 00:59:17,998
He was fighting in Germany,
when he went M.I.A.
1184
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,667
Months passed.
1185
00:59:19,669 --> 00:59:22,838
Then, suddenly,
Isaac came back home.
1186
00:59:23,972 --> 00:59:26,376
But it wasn't the same Isaac.
1187
00:59:28,243 --> 00:59:30,977
He was different.
1188
00:59:30,979 --> 00:59:33,046
And angry.
1189
00:59:33,048 --> 00:59:37,117
And more powerful than any
warlock had the right to be.
1190
00:59:37,119 --> 00:59:38,388
LEWIS:
How?
1191
00:59:39,489 --> 00:59:41,422
What happened to him?
1192
00:59:41,424 --> 00:59:43,290
We don't know.
1193
00:59:43,292 --> 00:59:47,528
All he said was he was lost
in the Black Forest.
1194
00:59:47,530 --> 00:59:51,231
Now, that is a very old place
1195
00:59:51,233 --> 00:59:53,501
with very old magic.
1196
00:59:53,503 --> 00:59:56,169
It's where the Brothers Grimm
wrote their histories.
1197
00:59:56,171 --> 00:59:57,474
You mean their fairy tales.
1198
00:59:59,409 --> 01:00:02,175
Now, we think that Isaac
1199
01:00:02,177 --> 01:00:04,512
met a dark warlock
in those woods,
1200
01:00:04,514 --> 01:00:07,013
a teacher who gave him
1201
01:00:07,015 --> 01:00:10,150
some terrifying,
forbidden books.
1202
01:00:10,152 --> 01:00:12,487
One of which is so dangerous
1203
01:00:12,489 --> 01:00:16,156
that your uncle keeps it
locked up in his cabinet.
1204
01:00:16,158 --> 01:00:20,395
Then Isaac abandoned
poor Jonathan.
1205
01:00:20,397 --> 01:00:21,729
No explanation.
1206
01:00:21,731 --> 01:00:25,232
And he found himself
a witch, Selena.
1207
01:00:25,234 --> 01:00:28,569
So spiteful and mean,
he married her.
1208
01:00:28,571 --> 01:00:31,140
And they locked themselves away
in the house.
1209
01:00:32,308 --> 01:00:34,742
Until one night last year...
1210
01:00:34,744 --> 01:00:37,545
Isaac performed
a blood magic ritual
1211
01:00:37,547 --> 01:00:39,246
that killed him.
1212
01:00:39,248 --> 01:00:40,548
LEWIS:
What was the ritual for?
1213
01:00:40,550 --> 01:00:43,049
To make a key.
1214
01:00:43,051 --> 01:00:45,051
A clock key.
1215
01:00:45,053 --> 01:00:46,456
Of human bone.
1216
01:00:47,557 --> 01:00:50,360
We think his wife's bones.
1217
01:00:52,060 --> 01:00:55,297
We think Isaac killed Selena
to make it.
1218
01:00:59,134 --> 01:01:01,602
Uncle Jonathan said that you
were a really good witch...
1219
01:01:01,604 --> 01:01:03,604
even better than him.
1220
01:01:03,606 --> 01:01:05,475
I was.
1221
01:01:06,576 --> 01:01:08,210
Once.
1222
01:01:10,313 --> 01:01:12,547
My magic was the toast
of Paris.
1223
01:01:12,549 --> 01:01:16,016
You should have seen me
before the war.
1224
01:01:16,018 --> 01:01:18,218
I melted Salvador Dalí's watch
one time,
1225
01:01:18,220 --> 01:01:19,489
- right off his wrist.
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
1226
01:01:21,123 --> 01:01:22,459
Then why can't you help us?
1227
01:01:29,164 --> 01:01:32,368
You know how magic comes
from the inside?
1228
01:01:33,470 --> 01:01:35,135
Well...
1229
01:01:35,137 --> 01:01:37,638
I got hurt one time.
1230
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,640
Pretty badly.
1231
01:01:39,642 --> 01:01:43,511
And even though my outsides
got better,
1232
01:01:43,513 --> 01:01:46,614
my insides never did.
1233
01:01:46,616 --> 01:01:51,652
And so now, every time I try
to work any real magic,
1234
01:01:51,654 --> 01:01:54,555
it just comes out...
1235
01:01:54,557 --> 01:01:56,426
broken.
1236
01:01:59,662 --> 01:02:01,562
(INHALES DEEPLY) Now...
1237
01:02:01,564 --> 01:02:03,230
(FLORENCE EXHALES)
1238
01:02:03,232 --> 01:02:06,467
There's very few problems
in the world
1239
01:02:06,469 --> 01:02:08,669
that can't at least be helped
1240
01:02:08,671 --> 01:02:12,040
by a good
chocolate chip cookie.
1241
01:02:17,580 --> 01:02:20,314
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- Tarby. Tarby!
1242
01:02:20,316 --> 01:02:22,115
Not now, Lewis.
I'm late for gym.
1243
01:02:22,117 --> 01:02:23,684
- No, now. We gotta talk now.
- What?
1244
01:02:23,686 --> 01:02:25,419
- BOY: Let go!
- WOODY: Where do you think you're going, huh?
1245
01:02:25,421 --> 01:02:27,622
The other night,
what we did in the cemetery,
1246
01:02:27,624 --> 01:02:29,323
we did something awful.
1247
01:02:29,325 --> 01:02:31,459
My uncle's in trouble.
We all are, and...
1248
01:02:31,461 --> 01:02:32,493
See, see, there's this clock.
1249
01:02:32,495 --> 01:02:35,630
- Lewis, just stop.
- (BOYS CLAMORING, GRUNTING)
1250
01:02:35,632 --> 01:02:37,665
Nothing happened
in that cemetery.
1251
01:02:37,667 --> 01:02:39,165
Look, I get it... you're scared.
1252
01:02:39,167 --> 01:02:40,301
I am, too. We're...
1253
01:02:40,303 --> 01:02:42,168
- (GRUNTS, GASPS)
- Woody!
1254
01:02:42,170 --> 01:02:43,437
(BOY GROANS)
1255
01:02:43,439 --> 01:02:45,406
- Let's get out of here!
- Let's go!
1256
01:02:45,408 --> 01:02:46,643
(GRUNTS)
1257
01:02:49,211 --> 01:02:50,578
- Good morning, Miss Fisher.
- Woody.
1258
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:52,245
- (LEWIS PANTING)
- I'm not scared.
1259
01:02:52,247 --> 01:02:54,214
And if you tell anyone
I was there,
1260
01:02:54,216 --> 01:02:56,184
I'll break both your arms.
1261
01:02:57,587 --> 01:02:58,655
(BOTH GRUNT)
1262
01:02:59,522 --> 01:03:01,455
(PANTING)
1263
01:03:01,457 --> 01:03:03,256
You're just a weirdo.
1264
01:03:03,258 --> 01:03:04,661
(LEWIS COUGHING)
1265
01:03:05,895 --> 01:03:07,328
(CHUCKLES)
1266
01:03:07,330 --> 01:03:09,064
(GASPING)
1267
01:03:15,137 --> 01:03:16,539
"Indomitable."
1268
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:20,208
(PANTING)
1269
01:03:27,917 --> 01:03:30,353
- (DOOR CREAKING)
- (CLOCKS TICKING)
1270
01:03:37,427 --> 01:03:39,225
Uncle Jonathan?
1271
01:03:39,227 --> 01:03:41,196
You in here?
1272
01:03:54,377 --> 01:03:55,578
No way.
1273
01:04:00,248 --> 01:04:01,451
(WINGS FLUTTERING)
1274
01:04:04,252 --> 01:04:06,589
(WINGS FLUTTERING,
OBJECTS CLATTERING)
1275
01:04:09,525 --> 01:04:11,359
(GASPS)
1276
01:04:11,361 --> 01:04:13,361
(WINGS FLUTTERING,
BIRD SCREECHING)
1277
01:04:13,363 --> 01:04:14,731
(SCREAMING)
1278
01:04:20,803 --> 01:04:23,269
Help me! Help, please!
1279
01:04:23,271 --> 01:04:25,573
Help! Uncle Jonathan!
1280
01:04:25,575 --> 01:04:27,408
Uncle Jonathan! Help!
1281
01:04:27,410 --> 01:04:29,977
- Help me, please!
- (JONATHAN AND FLORENCE GRUNT)
1282
01:04:29,979 --> 01:04:31,679
(JONATHAN GRUNTING)
1283
01:04:31,681 --> 01:04:33,583
Get those papers!
1284
01:04:35,283 --> 01:04:37,418
(GRUNTING)
1285
01:04:37,420 --> 01:04:39,587
Get, get, get. Get!
1286
01:04:39,589 --> 01:04:41,522
- Are you all right?
- (PANTING)
1287
01:04:41,524 --> 01:04:42,690
JONATHAN:
What are you doing here?
1288
01:04:42,692 --> 01:04:45,326
I told you it's not safe.
1289
01:04:45,328 --> 01:04:47,162
I was being indomitable.
1290
01:04:48,564 --> 01:04:50,665
I suppose you were,
weren't you?
1291
01:04:50,667 --> 01:04:52,299
You can't do this alone.
1292
01:04:52,301 --> 01:04:53,534
You need help,
1293
01:04:53,536 --> 01:04:55,268
- and I can help you.
- No, you can't.
1294
01:04:55,270 --> 01:04:57,774
Actually, I can,
'cause I know how to read this.
1295
01:05:00,343 --> 01:05:03,276
But I'm gonna need
some Ovaltine.
1296
01:05:03,278 --> 01:05:04,578
FLORENCE:
Wait, I-I don't understand.
1297
01:05:04,580 --> 01:05:06,380
- You've seen this code before?
- Yes.
1298
01:05:06,382 --> 01:05:08,281
Comrade Ivan uses one
just like it
1299
01:05:08,283 --> 01:05:09,717
to send commands
to his Red Brigade.
1300
01:05:09,719 --> 01:05:12,319
- Comrade who?
- Comrade Ivan from the TV show.
1301
01:05:12,321 --> 01:05:15,589
But Captain Midnight always
stops him and decodes it...
1302
01:05:15,591 --> 01:05:17,758
with, uh...
1303
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:20,262
this, the Captain Midnight
Secret Decoder Pin.
1304
01:05:21,330 --> 01:05:22,730
I don't believe it.
1305
01:05:22,732 --> 01:05:24,398
I don't
believe it.
1306
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,669
Three Ovaltine shakes, please.
1307
01:05:27,837 --> 01:05:31,038
(DOO-WOP PLAYING OVER JUKEBOX)
1308
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,674
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
1309
01:05:33,676 --> 01:05:36,744
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
- ♪ Do, do, do, do...
1310
01:05:36,746 --> 01:05:38,813
"With this clock, Selena and I
1311
01:05:38,815 --> 01:05:41,317
shall wipe
this filthy world clean."
1312
01:05:43,553 --> 01:05:45,722
It's a doomsday clock.
1313
01:05:47,657 --> 01:05:50,357
In a way,
it destroys everything,
1314
01:05:50,359 --> 01:05:52,626
but not by ending the world,
but sending it back
1315
01:05:52,628 --> 01:05:54,294
- to the beginning.
- (BOY GASPS)
1316
01:05:54,296 --> 01:05:55,863
If the planet
is one giant clock,
1317
01:05:55,865 --> 01:05:57,631
then this damn thing
is the winder.
1318
01:05:57,633 --> 01:05:58,799
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
- (WHOOSHING)
1319
01:05:58,801 --> 01:06:00,501
- (GASPS)
- He's winding it back
1320
01:06:00,503 --> 01:06:01,435
to the very beginning of time!
1321
01:06:01,437 --> 01:06:02,903
- (GROANS)
- FLORENCE: So everything goes
1322
01:06:02,905 --> 01:06:04,638
in reverse...
we grow younger and younger
1323
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,674
until we vanish,
until there's no one left.
1324
01:06:06,676 --> 01:06:08,476
(JONATHAN WHISTLES)
1325
01:06:08,478 --> 01:06:11,812
I knew Isaac was strong,
but this goes beyond anything
1326
01:06:11,814 --> 01:06:14,515
I ever thought
he was capable of.
1327
01:06:14,517 --> 01:06:15,651
When's it happen?
1328
01:06:16,753 --> 01:06:19,920
"When night's at its blackest."
1329
01:06:19,922 --> 01:06:22,590
The total lunar eclipse...
tonight.
1330
01:06:22,592 --> 01:06:24,925
All those moons painted
in my bedroom...
1331
01:06:24,927 --> 01:06:26,460
what if Isaac was studying them
1332
01:06:26,462 --> 01:06:27,928
and waiting
for the right moment?
1333
01:06:27,930 --> 01:06:29,766
JONATHAN: That's what the gongs
are counting down to.
1334
01:06:32,769 --> 01:06:34,802
(PEOPLE GASPING)
1335
01:06:34,804 --> 01:06:36,537
♪ Fallin' in love
1336
01:06:36,539 --> 01:06:39,507
- ♪ Oh
- ♪ Must be fallin' in love.
1337
01:06:39,509 --> 01:06:41,711
We'll take the gumballs, too.
1338
01:06:43,112 --> 01:06:44,714
(ENGINE BACKFIRES)
1339
01:06:47,917 --> 01:06:50,618
(METALLIC CREAKING)
1340
01:06:50,620 --> 01:06:52,686
JONATHAN:
Isaac's been here.
1341
01:06:52,688 --> 01:06:54,555
(BIRD CAWING)
1342
01:06:54,557 --> 01:06:56,690
Isaac pulled all
the horseshoes off?
1343
01:06:56,692 --> 01:06:58,926
Burned 'em off, one by one.
1344
01:06:58,928 --> 01:07:01,695
FLORENCE: Like ants
with a magnifying glass.
1345
01:07:01,697 --> 01:07:03,964
Ooh, just how powerful
is he now?
1346
01:07:03,966 --> 01:07:05,866
Death's been good to him.
1347
01:07:05,868 --> 01:07:07,403
Wait here.
1348
01:07:16,512 --> 01:07:18,779
(SCRAPING, CREAKING)
1349
01:07:18,781 --> 01:07:20,447
(QUIET WHIMPERING)
1350
01:07:20,449 --> 01:07:22,683
LEWIS:
Chair! It's okay, it's okay.
1351
01:07:22,685 --> 01:07:24,985
- I'm here. I'm here to help.
- (PAINED WHIMPERING)
1352
01:07:24,987 --> 01:07:27,454
LEWIS:
It's okay.
1353
01:07:27,456 --> 01:07:28,722
You're okay.
1354
01:07:28,724 --> 01:07:31,725
He's torn the place to pieces.
1355
01:07:31,727 --> 01:07:34,528
He must have been looking
for something.
1356
01:07:34,530 --> 01:07:36,632
And I think I know what.
1357
01:07:38,734 --> 01:07:40,634
Well, what are we waiting for?
1358
01:07:40,636 --> 01:07:41,904
Let's get rid of it.
1359
01:07:44,473 --> 01:07:46,941
(SIZZLING)
1360
01:07:46,943 --> 01:07:49,610
Uh, shouldn't this
be melting right now?
1361
01:07:49,612 --> 01:07:51,946
Too much
John the Conqueror root?
1362
01:07:51,948 --> 01:07:53,547
No.
1363
01:07:53,549 --> 01:07:55,482
Not enough goofer dust.
1364
01:07:55,484 --> 01:07:56,684
(GASPS) Oh.
1365
01:07:56,686 --> 01:07:57,685
JONATHAN (CHUCKLES):
Grains of paradise.
1366
01:07:57,687 --> 01:07:59,453
FLORENCE: We don't have
any grains of paradise.
1367
01:07:59,455 --> 01:08:00,454
JONATHAN:
You know what?
1368
01:08:00,456 --> 01:08:01,755
- Maybe a pinch of motherwort.
- Uncle Jonathan?
1369
01:08:01,757 --> 01:08:02,957
FLORENCE:
How about some lotus root?
1370
01:08:02,959 --> 01:08:04,191
JONATHAN:
Yeah, yeah, more lotus root.
1371
01:08:04,193 --> 01:08:06,727
- LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan.
- Hmm?
1372
01:08:06,729 --> 01:08:08,562
This is my fault.
1373
01:08:08,564 --> 01:08:10,631
Lewis, you helped us.
1374
01:08:10,633 --> 01:08:12,666
You're the one
who decoded the blueprints.
1375
01:08:12,668 --> 01:08:13,703
LEWIS:
No.
1376
01:08:15,438 --> 01:08:17,840
I mean I'm the one
who brought Isaac back.
1377
01:08:18,908 --> 01:08:20,040
Lewis?
1378
01:08:20,042 --> 01:08:22,645
What are you talking about?
1379
01:08:24,580 --> 01:08:25,846
I opened the cabinet.
1380
01:08:25,848 --> 01:08:27,448
I used your book.
1381
01:08:27,450 --> 01:08:29,850
I-I'm so, so, so sorry.
1382
01:08:29,852 --> 01:08:31,785
No, you couldn't have.
You don't know enough magic
1383
01:08:31,787 --> 01:08:33,220
to pull off a spell like that.
1384
01:08:33,222 --> 01:08:36,523
I just followed the directions.
1385
01:08:36,525 --> 01:08:38,058
I bled onto the book.
1386
01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:40,663
Oh, Lewis.
1387
01:08:41,797 --> 01:08:43,831
Blood magic?
1388
01:08:43,833 --> 01:08:46,767
That was my one rule.
1389
01:08:46,769 --> 01:08:48,903
I-I know. I'm sorry.
1390
01:08:48,905 --> 01:08:50,838
- And you broke it?
- I didn't mean to.
1391
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:53,574
So you opened
a forbidden cabinet
1392
01:08:53,576 --> 01:08:55,743
and performed an unholy ritual
1393
01:08:55,745 --> 01:08:57,511
- on accident?
- Jonathan.
1394
01:08:57,513 --> 01:08:58,679
I didn't know Isaac was evil.
1395
01:08:58,681 --> 01:08:59,813
You never told me.
1396
01:08:59,815 --> 01:09:00,848
Oh, so this is my fault?
1397
01:09:00,850 --> 01:09:01,849
I didn't say that.
1398
01:09:01,851 --> 01:09:03,083
Then what are you saying?!
1399
01:09:03,085 --> 01:09:04,551
(GASPING)
1400
01:09:04,553 --> 01:09:05,753
What the hell
were you thinking?!
1401
01:09:05,755 --> 01:09:09,623
I just wanted Tarby
to be my friend again.
1402
01:09:09,625 --> 01:09:10,925
(CRYING):
And I want my parents back.
1403
01:09:10,927 --> 01:09:12,559
And I figured,
if it worked here,
1404
01:09:12,561 --> 01:09:14,261
I could go home
and try it on them.
1405
01:09:14,263 --> 01:09:16,730
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
1406
01:09:16,732 --> 01:09:17,833
I just want my mom.
1407
01:09:19,902 --> 01:09:21,702
(LEWIS SHUDDERING)
1408
01:09:21,704 --> 01:09:23,837
I'm sorry.
1409
01:09:23,839 --> 01:09:25,873
It was a mistake.
1410
01:09:25,875 --> 01:09:27,808
You coming here.
1411
01:09:27,810 --> 01:09:30,544
FLORENCE:
Now, hold on, Jonathan.
1412
01:09:30,546 --> 01:09:31,812
No. No, please, please.
1413
01:09:31,814 --> 01:09:33,013
I'll-I'll make it up to you.
1414
01:09:33,015 --> 01:09:34,982
Please.
1415
01:09:34,984 --> 01:09:38,118
No. This is no place for a kid.
1416
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,754
It's not safe for you here.
1417
01:09:40,756 --> 01:09:42,856
I was wrong to ever think
that it was.
1418
01:09:42,858 --> 01:09:44,058
LEWIS:
But...
1419
01:09:44,060 --> 01:09:46,727
we're a bevy of swans.
1420
01:09:46,729 --> 01:09:48,030
JONATHAN:
I'm sorry.
1421
01:09:50,733 --> 01:09:52,833
- You stay here.
- (SOBBING)
1422
01:09:52,835 --> 01:09:54,637
Let me talk to him.
1423
01:10:04,146 --> 01:10:06,613
I know I've got
a Malleus Maleficarum
1424
01:10:06,615 --> 01:10:08,549
around here somewhere.
1425
01:10:08,551 --> 01:10:10,486
Should help with the key.
1426
01:10:11,988 --> 01:10:13,587
Go ahead, yell at me.
1427
01:10:13,589 --> 01:10:14,888
Call me some names.
1428
01:10:14,890 --> 01:10:16,092
No names.
1429
01:10:17,593 --> 01:10:19,095
Not this time.
1430
01:10:20,730 --> 01:10:22,029
Jonathan.
1431
01:10:22,031 --> 01:10:24,631
That little boy needs you.
1432
01:10:24,633 --> 01:10:25,899
But what he did...
1433
01:10:25,901 --> 01:10:27,768
He's a child.
1434
01:10:27,770 --> 01:10:30,137
Children make mistakes.
They get in trouble.
1435
01:10:30,139 --> 01:10:31,772
That's why they're children.
1436
01:10:31,774 --> 01:10:34,775
No, this is not swiping
a comic book, Florence.
1437
01:10:34,777 --> 01:10:36,777
This is... I-I...
1438
01:10:36,779 --> 01:10:38,679
I-I... I don't have
a choice here.
1439
01:10:38,681 --> 01:10:40,348
Of course you do.
1440
01:10:40,350 --> 01:10:42,783
You could stick it out.
1441
01:10:42,785 --> 01:10:45,085
No, no, when the going
gets tough,
1442
01:10:45,087 --> 01:10:47,788
you get going
right for the exit.
1443
01:10:47,790 --> 01:10:50,157
Like how you ran away
from your family.
1444
01:10:50,159 --> 01:10:52,026
Ran away? My dad threw me out!
1445
01:10:52,028 --> 01:10:53,927
And what about
your little sister?
1446
01:10:53,929 --> 01:10:55,662
She looked up to you.
1447
01:10:55,664 --> 01:10:57,965
She needed you,
and now she's gone.
1448
01:10:57,967 --> 01:11:00,000
And you're going to abandon
her only child.
1449
01:11:00,002 --> 01:11:02,202
Look, I don't know
how to take care of a kid.
1450
01:11:02,204 --> 01:11:04,605
How to talk to him,
how to keep him safe.
1451
01:11:04,607 --> 01:11:05,939
Especially now.
1452
01:11:05,941 --> 01:11:07,674
- I'm just...
- You're scared.
1453
01:11:07,676 --> 01:11:08,942
Yes, all right?
1454
01:11:08,944 --> 01:11:10,811
I'm scared... for Lewis.
1455
01:11:10,813 --> 01:11:12,046
Scared he'll get hurt.
1456
01:11:12,048 --> 01:11:13,549
Well, guess what, genius.
1457
01:11:14,617 --> 01:11:16,083
That is the whole point.
1458
01:11:16,085 --> 01:11:19,787
Having a child means
being scared for them 24-7
1459
01:11:19,789 --> 01:11:21,755
and doing it anyway.
1460
01:11:21,757 --> 01:11:24,992
It's the whole damn
job description.
1461
01:11:24,994 --> 01:11:27,961
And I would give everything
to have that job again.
1462
01:11:27,963 --> 01:11:30,666
To have my little girl
back to...
1463
01:11:33,769 --> 01:11:35,769
You know what?
1464
01:11:35,771 --> 01:11:38,138
I do have a name for you.
1465
01:11:38,140 --> 01:11:41,610
Jonathan Barnavelt,
you're a coward.
1466
01:11:43,846 --> 01:11:45,879
(MARMALADE YAPPING IN DISTANCE)
1467
01:11:45,881 --> 01:11:48,717
(YAPPING CONTINUES)
1468
01:12:04,867 --> 01:12:07,803
Mrs. Hanchett! Mrs. Hanchett!
1469
01:12:09,038 --> 01:12:10,737
- Lewis.
- He's free.
1470
01:12:10,739 --> 01:12:12,039
(STAMMERING): He's in there.
We gotta go now!
1471
01:12:12,041 --> 01:12:13,273
Well, who?
What are we talking about?
1472
01:12:13,275 --> 01:12:14,274
There is someone in your house!
1473
01:12:14,276 --> 01:12:15,776
- Please hurry!
- Who?
1474
01:12:15,778 --> 01:12:17,111
- Come on!
- Oh, take Marmalade.
1475
01:12:17,113 --> 01:12:18,712
- (BARKING)
- Wait.
1476
01:12:18,714 --> 01:12:19,847
- Come on! Hurry! Please!
- Hold on.
1477
01:12:19,849 --> 01:12:21,882
- We don't care about the door!
- What? Lewis, it's cold.
1478
01:12:21,884 --> 01:12:23,250
- He's upstairs! I saw him!
- Oh, my God.
1479
01:12:23,252 --> 01:12:24,985
- He's in your house right now!
- Lewis!
1480
01:12:24,987 --> 01:12:28,021
- Please! Hurry! Hurry!
- Lewis! Lewis!
1481
01:12:28,023 --> 01:12:29,022
- Come on!
- Wait, hold on, Lewis.
1482
01:12:29,024 --> 01:12:30,791
- It's slippery, Lewis!
- Come on, run! Hurry!
1483
01:12:30,793 --> 01:12:31,925
- Mrs. Hanchett, hurry!
- Hold on!
1484
01:12:31,927 --> 01:12:33,794
It's slippery, Lewis! Stop!
1485
01:12:33,796 --> 01:12:35,195
(PANTING):
You're not making any sense.
1486
01:12:35,197 --> 01:12:37,231
- What bad man?
- His name is Isaac.
1487
01:12:37,233 --> 01:12:38,299
- Isaac Izard.
- Isaac Izard?
1488
01:12:38,301 --> 01:12:39,900
Lewis, he's dead.
1489
01:12:39,902 --> 01:12:41,770
He died last year.
1490
01:12:42,838 --> 01:12:44,071
Stay here.
1491
01:12:44,073 --> 01:12:46,874
Uncle Jonathan! Mrs. Zimmerman!
1492
01:12:46,876 --> 01:12:47,877
(LOCK CLUNKS)
1493
01:12:50,112 --> 01:12:51,647
It's locked.
1494
01:12:54,049 --> 01:12:55,849
It must be Isaac.
Out of the way.
1495
01:12:55,851 --> 01:12:57,918
(GRUNTING)
1496
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:00,055
(BANGING)
1497
01:13:02,191 --> 01:13:04,258
Mrs. Hanchett,
get away from the door.
1498
01:13:04,260 --> 01:13:06,662
- Don't be ridiculous.
- No!
1499
01:13:07,930 --> 01:13:09,798
(WIND WHISTLING)
1500
01:13:19,041 --> 01:13:20,976
(LAUGHS)
1501
01:13:22,878 --> 01:13:25,279
Hello, Lewis.
1502
01:13:25,281 --> 01:13:26,947
(SHUDDERING BREATHS)
1503
01:13:26,949 --> 01:13:27,950
(ISAAC COUGHS)
1504
01:13:29,185 --> 01:13:31,818
- (ISAAC GRUNTS)
- (MARMALADE YAPPING)
1505
01:13:31,820 --> 01:13:32,986
ISAAC:
Mmm.
1506
01:13:32,988 --> 01:13:35,090
(GASPS)
Stay away from her.
1507
01:13:37,092 --> 01:13:39,527
Why should I stay away
1508
01:13:39,529 --> 01:13:43,766
from my beautiful wife?
1509
01:13:44,934 --> 01:13:46,969
(BOTH GRUNTING, MOANING SOFTLY)
1510
01:13:52,174 --> 01:13:54,143
You're Selena Izard?
1511
01:14:12,329 --> 01:14:14,730
(GRUNTING RAPIDLY)
1512
01:14:20,403 --> 01:14:22,869
(YAPPING RAPIDLY)
1513
01:14:22,871 --> 01:14:25,874
(RAPID GRUNTING AND SQUEALING)
1514
01:14:26,976 --> 01:14:29,310
(SQUEAKING)
1515
01:14:29,312 --> 01:14:31,011
(SIGHS)
1516
01:14:31,013 --> 01:14:33,847
In the flesh.
1517
01:14:33,849 --> 01:14:35,015
Uncle Jonathan!
1518
01:14:35,017 --> 01:14:36,351
Lewis!
1519
01:14:36,353 --> 01:14:38,319
But... but you died.
1520
01:14:38,321 --> 01:14:40,854
Whoever said I died?
1521
01:14:40,856 --> 01:14:42,923
- Isaac!
- Isaac!
1522
01:14:42,925 --> 01:14:44,191
- Isaac?
- (JONATHAN AND FLORENCE SHOUTING)
1523
01:14:44,193 --> 01:14:45,360
(ISAAC RECITING
INDISTINCT SPELL)
1524
01:14:45,362 --> 01:14:47,160
- SELENA: Isaac!
- (GRUNTS)
1525
01:14:47,162 --> 01:14:49,298
(YELLS)
1526
01:14:50,899 --> 01:14:52,968
(PANTING)
1527
01:14:55,338 --> 01:14:57,338
Is that bone?
1528
01:14:57,340 --> 01:14:59,374
FLORENCE:
Human.
1529
01:14:59,376 --> 01:15:02,943
He killed her
to make some sort of key.
1530
01:15:02,945 --> 01:15:04,412
I thought it was made from...
1531
01:15:04,414 --> 01:15:06,880
Not my bone, no.
1532
01:15:06,882 --> 01:15:09,883
That was a chunk
from the real Mrs. Hanchett.
1533
01:15:09,885 --> 01:15:11,251
Lovely woman.
1534
01:15:11,253 --> 01:15:13,287
That is, before I killed her
and took her place.
1535
01:15:13,289 --> 01:15:15,224
- (GASPS)
- ISAAC: My wife.
1536
01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:19,293
She has a talent for disguises.
1537
01:15:19,295 --> 01:15:20,927
(CHUCKLING)
1538
01:15:20,929 --> 01:15:22,996
- I learned from the best.
- Aw.
1539
01:15:22,998 --> 01:15:25,167
(GRUNTING RAPIDLY)
1540
01:15:29,238 --> 01:15:30,371
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1541
01:15:30,373 --> 01:15:32,873
(GASPING)
1542
01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:34,207
(GIGGLES)
1543
01:15:34,209 --> 01:15:36,109
Come give your mommy a kiss.
1544
01:15:36,111 --> 01:15:37,277
LEWIS:
You.
1545
01:15:37,279 --> 01:15:39,647
It was you in my dreams.
1546
01:15:39,649 --> 01:15:42,082
I couldn't get near
that locked cabinet.
1547
01:15:42,084 --> 01:15:43,950
The charms were too strong.
1548
01:15:43,952 --> 01:15:48,255
But you... you could get
that nasty old book for me.
1549
01:15:48,257 --> 01:15:50,223
Raise Isaac for me.
1550
01:15:50,225 --> 01:15:53,126
You could do everything
I wanted.
1551
01:15:53,128 --> 01:15:55,396
And now...
1552
01:15:55,398 --> 01:15:59,667
you are going to get us
that clock key.
1553
01:15:59,669 --> 01:16:00,836
(GASPS)
1554
01:16:03,373 --> 01:16:04,374
(YELLS)
1555
01:16:07,444 --> 01:16:09,076
(YELLING, BABBLING)
1556
01:16:09,078 --> 01:16:10,977
No, no, not... ah, not there!
1557
01:16:10,979 --> 01:16:13,383
(YELLING, SCREAMING)
1558
01:16:15,117 --> 01:16:16,384
- (THUD)
- (JONATHAN GRUNTS)
1559
01:16:16,386 --> 01:16:18,251
- (CAT YOWLS)
- (FLORENCE EXHALES SHARPLY)
1560
01:16:18,253 --> 01:16:19,986
Hmm.
1561
01:16:19,988 --> 01:16:22,390
(GASPS, GRUNTS)
1562
01:16:22,392 --> 01:16:25,225
- (JONATHAN GROANS)
- Well, come on!
1563
01:16:25,227 --> 01:16:27,528
- Now you're just showing off.
- Lewis!
1564
01:16:27,530 --> 01:16:29,029
(CLOCKS TICKING)
1565
01:16:29,031 --> 01:16:30,999
- Lewis!
- Lewis, where are you?
1566
01:16:34,103 --> 01:16:36,136
- Isaac took him.
- Yes, but where?
1567
01:16:36,138 --> 01:16:38,138
I think I know.
1568
01:16:38,140 --> 01:16:40,308
(WHIRRING, CRACKLING)
1569
01:16:40,310 --> 01:16:41,476
(GASPS)
1570
01:16:41,478 --> 01:16:44,079
(CREAKING, SCRAPING)
1571
01:16:53,490 --> 01:16:55,021
LEWIS:
Uncle Jonathan!
1572
01:16:55,023 --> 01:16:56,990
- Lewis!
- We're coming.
1573
01:16:56,992 --> 01:16:58,293
Mrs. Zimmerman,
I'm over here! I'm over here!
1574
01:17:01,263 --> 01:17:03,364
LEWIS:
Uncle Jonathan, over here!
1575
01:17:03,366 --> 01:17:05,299
Here! No, over here!
1576
01:17:05,301 --> 01:17:06,501
- Help me!
- (FLORENCE GASPS)
1577
01:17:06,503 --> 01:17:08,135
(GRUNTING)
1578
01:17:08,137 --> 01:17:10,170
- (CHAIN CLINKS)
- (AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)
1579
01:17:10,172 --> 01:17:12,272
(GRUNTS)
1580
01:17:12,274 --> 01:17:16,176
Barnavelt and Izard,
masters of prestidigitation,
1581
01:17:16,178 --> 01:17:19,313
beloved by the crown heads
of Europe,
1582
01:17:19,315 --> 01:17:21,181
together again.
1583
01:17:21,183 --> 01:17:25,986
I'm sure you'll remember
my next trick.
1584
01:17:25,988 --> 01:17:28,088
(JONATHAN GASPS)
1585
01:17:28,090 --> 01:17:29,590
- (LEWIS GASPS)
- (BLADES SCRAPE)
1586
01:17:29,592 --> 01:17:31,426
- No! -FLORENCE: No!
- Uncle Jonathan!
1587
01:17:31,428 --> 01:17:34,094
Isaac, don't do this.
1588
01:17:34,096 --> 01:17:36,464
ISAAC:
I like the boy.
1589
01:17:36,466 --> 01:17:38,466
An orphan with a love
for Captain Midnight?
1590
01:17:38,468 --> 01:17:40,033
- (SQUEAKING)
- Mmm.
1591
01:17:40,035 --> 01:17:42,070
Warms my dead heart.
1592
01:17:43,339 --> 01:17:46,206
Please don't make me
butcher him.
1593
01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:48,074
Give me the key.
1594
01:17:48,076 --> 01:17:49,510
JONATHAN:
You don't have to hurt anyone.
1595
01:17:49,512 --> 01:17:52,179
Just tell us...
where is the clock?
1596
01:17:52,181 --> 01:17:55,081
The clock is under
a witch's hex.
1597
01:17:55,083 --> 01:17:56,451
You'll never find it.
1598
01:17:56,453 --> 01:17:59,320
- This is over.
- JONATHAN: Isaac, please.
1599
01:17:59,322 --> 01:18:01,789
There must be some part of you
that doesn't want this,
1600
01:18:01,791 --> 01:18:04,525
that isn't completely dead.
1601
01:18:04,527 --> 01:18:07,093
I was dead long before I died.
1602
01:18:07,095 --> 01:18:09,029
FLORENCE:
We know you went through
1603
01:18:09,031 --> 01:18:10,498
something awful during the war.
1604
01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:11,799
We all did.
1605
01:18:11,801 --> 01:18:14,067
Oh, on the contrary.
1606
01:18:14,069 --> 01:18:16,236
(CLUNKS, WHIRS)
1607
01:18:16,238 --> 01:18:19,105
It's where I met my teacher.
1608
01:18:19,107 --> 01:18:21,509
My unit had been caught
in an ambush.
1609
01:18:21,511 --> 01:18:23,078
Everyone slaughtered.
1610
01:18:24,112 --> 01:18:25,446
I'd been left for dead.
1611
01:18:25,448 --> 01:18:28,483
I stumbled through
the Black Forest for days.
1612
01:18:28,485 --> 01:18:32,487
I chanted every spell I knew,
with one thought only:
1613
01:18:32,489 --> 01:18:36,557
"Make me powerful enough
to end this."
1614
01:18:36,559 --> 01:18:40,128
To erase the horrors
I had witnessed.
1615
01:18:42,465 --> 01:18:45,133
When I opened my eyes...
1616
01:18:46,235 --> 01:18:47,202
I saw him.
1617
01:18:49,472 --> 01:18:51,572
He offered me
something to drink.
1618
01:18:51,574 --> 01:18:53,374
(RASPY BREATHING)
1619
01:18:53,376 --> 01:18:56,078
For a small price, of course.
1620
01:19:00,182 --> 01:19:01,317
(GROANS QUIETLY)
1621
01:19:02,552 --> 01:19:05,622
Suddenly, I had it.
1622
01:19:07,089 --> 01:19:09,089
The blueprints for the clock.
1623
01:19:09,091 --> 01:19:10,156
(CLOCKS TICKING)
1624
01:19:10,158 --> 01:19:12,194
In my mind.
1625
01:19:16,198 --> 01:19:18,568
Clear as day.
1626
01:19:19,636 --> 01:19:21,268
That wasn't a warlock.
1627
01:19:21,270 --> 01:19:22,570
It wasn't even a human.
1628
01:19:22,572 --> 01:19:24,338
It was a demon,
you reckless idiot!
1629
01:19:24,340 --> 01:19:25,473
- You summoned a demon!
- (LAUGHS)
1630
01:19:25,475 --> 01:19:27,642
Yes, yes.
1631
01:19:27,644 --> 01:19:30,444
Azazel, to be exact.
1632
01:19:30,446 --> 01:19:32,212
The fourth prince of hell.
1633
01:19:32,214 --> 01:19:34,382
Oh, he gave me
a wonderful gift.
1634
01:19:34,384 --> 01:19:35,883
(SQUEAKING)
1635
01:19:35,885 --> 01:19:38,452
The greatest magic trick ever.
1636
01:19:38,454 --> 01:19:41,589
I'm going to make people
disappear.
1637
01:19:41,591 --> 01:19:45,326
Spin the world back
until the dawn of time.
1638
01:19:45,328 --> 01:19:48,295
All that will be left...
1639
01:19:48,297 --> 01:19:50,398
- Selena and I.
- FLORENCE: But...
1640
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:52,600
if you go back
to the beginning,
1641
01:19:52,602 --> 01:19:55,336
history, humans, it will all
just start over again.
1642
01:19:55,338 --> 01:19:56,904
No.
1643
01:19:56,906 --> 01:19:59,740
I'll make sure people
are never born this time.
1644
01:19:59,742 --> 01:20:03,143
With the help of a friend.
1645
01:20:03,145 --> 01:20:06,581
Lewis's parents won't die
in that awful crash.
1646
01:20:06,583 --> 01:20:09,483
Your husband and sweet
little girl won't be killed.
1647
01:20:09,485 --> 01:20:11,919
ISAAC:
They'll never have existed.
1648
01:20:11,921 --> 01:20:15,188
No people, no war.
1649
01:20:15,190 --> 01:20:16,392
Now, Jonathan...
1650
01:20:17,694 --> 01:20:19,627
The key.
1651
01:20:19,629 --> 01:20:21,729
(CREAKING)
1652
01:20:21,731 --> 01:20:23,598
Florence?
1653
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:25,666
Now would be a good time...
1654
01:20:25,668 --> 01:20:27,437
(STRAINING):
for a little... magic.
1655
01:20:29,237 --> 01:20:30,671
ISAAC:
Of all people, Florence,
1656
01:20:30,673 --> 01:20:32,473
I thought you'd want this.
1657
01:20:32,475 --> 01:20:35,241
I know what losing
your family did to you.
1658
01:20:35,243 --> 01:20:37,545
- You're too sad and broken...
- (JONATHAN GRUNTS)
1659
01:20:37,547 --> 01:20:40,383
...to work any real magic.
1660
01:20:42,619 --> 01:20:44,387
Maybe I was.
1661
01:20:45,755 --> 01:20:48,188
But now...
1662
01:20:48,190 --> 01:20:50,791
I'm indomitable.
1663
01:20:50,793 --> 01:20:52,662
(BOTH GRUNT)
1664
01:20:53,663 --> 01:20:54,664
(YELLS)
1665
01:20:56,599 --> 01:20:58,468
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
1666
01:21:00,403 --> 01:21:01,469
(LAUGHS)
1667
01:21:01,471 --> 01:21:04,270
Marmalade, now!
1668
01:21:04,272 --> 01:21:05,706
(SQUEAKING)
1669
01:21:05,708 --> 01:21:06,774
(SCREAMS)
1670
01:21:06,776 --> 01:21:09,477
(GASPING)
1671
01:21:09,479 --> 01:21:11,581
(WHIRRING)
1672
01:21:15,418 --> 01:21:16,517
(SIGHS)
1673
01:21:16,519 --> 01:21:17,553
(GRUNTS)
1674
01:21:18,721 --> 01:21:21,491
- (SIZZLING)
- (PAINED YELLING)
1675
01:21:25,461 --> 01:21:27,295
(JONATHAN GROANING)
1676
01:21:28,331 --> 01:21:29,666
(JONATHAN GRUNTS QUIETLY)
1677
01:21:32,402 --> 01:21:34,735
- Where are they?
- They're gone.
1678
01:21:34,737 --> 01:21:37,237
LEWIS: Mind your step.
There's a tongue.
1679
01:21:37,239 --> 01:21:38,708
- JONATHAN: I've got it.
- There's a big tongue.
1680
01:21:49,619 --> 01:21:51,487
(GULP)
1681
01:21:54,590 --> 01:21:57,493
(VOICE SHAKING):
So... creepy.
1682
01:22:03,733 --> 01:22:05,399
JONATHAN:
Oh, oh!
1683
01:22:05,401 --> 01:22:07,336
(TOYS AND PUPPETS
CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1684
01:22:08,471 --> 01:22:09,704
(HORN HONKING)
1685
01:22:09,706 --> 01:22:10,805
Uncle Jonathan!
Uncle Jonathan!
1686
01:22:10,807 --> 01:22:11,772
(SCREAMS)
1687
01:22:11,774 --> 01:22:14,742
- Lewis, don't freak them out!
- (LAUGHING)
1688
01:22:14,744 --> 01:22:17,311
Unhand me.
Let me go!
1689
01:22:17,313 --> 01:22:19,547
- (CHILDLIKE): Mommy. Mommy.
- JONATHAN: Put me down! Stop!
1690
01:22:19,549 --> 01:22:20,717
(WHIRRING, RAPID CLICKING)
1691
01:22:23,653 --> 01:22:25,419
(HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER)
1692
01:22:25,421 --> 01:22:26,787
(GRUNTS)
1693
01:22:26,789 --> 01:22:29,356
- (GASPS, SCREAMS)
- (HORN HONKING)
1694
01:22:29,358 --> 01:22:30,858
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Why won't you talk to me?
1695
01:22:30,860 --> 01:22:32,626
- Why won't you talk to me?
- (SCREAMS)
1696
01:22:32,628 --> 01:22:34,462
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
1697
01:22:34,464 --> 01:22:35,830
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1698
01:22:35,832 --> 01:22:37,698
(SCREAMING)
1699
01:22:37,700 --> 01:22:39,734
Hey, wait! Help us!
1700
01:22:39,736 --> 01:22:41,902
Jonathan!
1701
01:22:41,904 --> 01:22:44,505
- Let me go!
- Let go of me! Let go of me!
1702
01:22:44,507 --> 01:22:46,375
- Jonathan!
- Jonathan! Jonathan!
1703
01:22:47,376 --> 01:22:48,409
(GRUNTS)
1704
01:22:48,411 --> 01:22:50,444
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
1705
01:22:50,446 --> 01:22:51,912
- Lewis, you okay?
- I'm okay.
1706
01:22:51,914 --> 01:22:53,881
(SIGHS)
Would you look at that?
1707
01:22:53,883 --> 01:22:55,716
JONATHAN:
Okay, let's get back in there.
1708
01:22:55,718 --> 01:22:57,585
FLORENCE: What, with those
creepy metal monsters inside?
1709
01:22:57,587 --> 01:22:59,587
- They'll tear us to shreds.
- Florence, we have to find
1710
01:22:59,589 --> 01:23:00,654
- Isaac and Selena.
- (CONVERSATION FADES)
1711
01:23:00,656 --> 01:23:02,759
(CREAKING, QUIET GROWLING)
1712
01:23:05,094 --> 01:23:06,927
FLORENCE: You heard Isaac.
He's using a witch's hex!
1713
01:23:06,929 --> 01:23:08,529
JONATHAN: I understand that.
So, should we just
1714
01:23:08,531 --> 01:23:09,864
sit around and try
to figure out the hex?
1715
01:23:09,866 --> 01:23:11,532
- No. We need a plan!
- We don't have time!
1716
01:23:11,534 --> 01:23:13,334
Guys!
1717
01:23:13,336 --> 01:23:14,502
(GROWLING)
1718
01:23:14,504 --> 01:23:15,536
(SCREAMS)
1719
01:23:15,538 --> 01:23:17,338
(JACK-O-LANTERN SNARLING)
1720
01:23:17,340 --> 01:23:18,741
- (SHRIEKING, SNARLING)
- (JONATHAN GASPS)
1721
01:23:20,777 --> 01:23:23,410
Oh, my giddy aunt.
1722
01:23:23,412 --> 01:23:24,779
Don't worry. Their teeth
are made of pumpkin.
1723
01:23:24,781 --> 01:23:25,913
They can't really hurt us.
1724
01:23:25,915 --> 01:23:28,115
- (JACK-O-LANTERN SQUEALS)
- (JONATHAN GRUNTS, GASPS)
1725
01:23:28,117 --> 01:23:30,684
(YELLING)
1726
01:23:30,686 --> 01:23:32,353
(GROANS)
1727
01:23:32,355 --> 01:23:34,488
(GRUNTS)
Okay, I made that up.
1728
01:23:34,490 --> 01:23:36,759
- (JACK-O-LANTERNS SQUEALING)
- (GASPING)
1729
01:23:41,697 --> 01:23:43,831
Some kind of ungodly adhesive.
1730
01:23:43,833 --> 01:23:46,367
- (GRUNTING)
- LEWIS: I'm stuck!
1731
01:23:46,369 --> 01:23:47,701
Me, too.
1732
01:23:47,703 --> 01:23:48,869
JONATHAN:
You know, I didn't think
1733
01:23:48,871 --> 01:23:50,604
this is how I was gonna die.
1734
01:23:50,606 --> 01:23:52,439
(GROWLS, HISSES)
1735
01:23:52,441 --> 01:23:53,941
Look! Mrs. Zimmerman,
grab my shirt.
1736
01:23:53,943 --> 01:23:55,376
I got you.
1737
01:23:55,378 --> 01:23:56,844
(WHIMPERS, GRUNTS)
1738
01:23:56,846 --> 01:23:58,145
- Just chop!
- Lewis, hurry!
1739
01:23:58,147 --> 01:23:59,747
JONATHAN:
Chop! Chop!
1740
01:23:59,749 --> 01:24:02,416
(SNARLING, BABBLING)
1741
01:24:02,418 --> 01:24:04,552
(LAUGHING)
1742
01:24:04,554 --> 01:24:05,719
(GRUNTS)
1743
01:24:05,721 --> 01:24:06,856
God, I hate pumpkins.
1744
01:24:07,924 --> 01:24:10,560
(GRUNTING)
1745
01:24:12,595 --> 01:24:14,495
Did you see that, Florence?
1746
01:24:14,497 --> 01:24:16,864
I exploded it with a psychic
energy blast. It worked!
1747
01:24:16,866 --> 01:24:19,600
Yes, Jonathan.
We're all very proud of you.
1748
01:24:19,602 --> 01:24:21,535
Did you see that I now
have the power?
1749
01:24:21,537 --> 01:24:23,470
Yes, I understand. Gold star.
1750
01:24:23,472 --> 01:24:24,605
(LAUGHS)
1751
01:24:24,607 --> 01:24:26,943
(YELLS, GRUNTS)
1752
01:24:28,444 --> 01:24:29,543
LEWIS:
Uncle Jonathan.
1753
01:24:29,545 --> 01:24:31,412
Uncle Jonathan, it's me.
Please wake up!
1754
01:24:31,414 --> 01:24:32,713
- FLORENCE: Jonathan.
- LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan.
1755
01:24:32,715 --> 01:24:33,881
FLORENCE:
Jonathan, you've got to get up.
1756
01:24:33,883 --> 01:24:35,449
You've got to get up right now!
1757
01:24:35,451 --> 01:24:36,951
- Uncle Jonathan!
- (GRUNTS, SIGHS)
1758
01:24:36,953 --> 01:24:39,787
What are you looking at,
you shriveled old prune?
1759
01:24:39,789 --> 01:24:43,023
I'm looking at you,
you dumb baby orangutan.
1760
01:24:43,025 --> 01:24:44,992
(CHUCKLES) Aw, Lewis.
1761
01:24:44,994 --> 01:24:46,760
Oh, Florence,
you missed a spot.
1762
01:24:46,762 --> 01:24:48,963
- (WHOOSHING, CRACKLING)
- Lewis...
1763
01:24:48,965 --> 01:24:51,632
I'm sorry, Lewis.
I'm sorry about everything.
1764
01:24:51,634 --> 01:24:53,000
It's okay.
1765
01:24:53,002 --> 01:24:55,469
- Me, too.
- FLORENCE: Don't get me wrong.
1766
01:24:55,471 --> 01:24:57,905
Uh, this is lovely,
but there's only 18 minutes
1767
01:24:57,907 --> 01:24:59,640
till the eclipse.
1768
01:24:59,642 --> 01:25:00,908
And they've got the key.
1769
01:25:00,910 --> 01:25:02,710
How do we find the clock?
1770
01:25:02,712 --> 01:25:04,211
We can't.
1771
01:25:04,213 --> 01:25:05,880
It's got a witch's hex on it.
1772
01:25:05,882 --> 01:25:07,915
That means it's hidden
from every witch or warlock,
1773
01:25:07,917 --> 01:25:09,450
no matter how powerful.
1774
01:25:09,452 --> 01:25:10,651
Not even Florence
could find it.
1775
01:25:10,653 --> 01:25:12,519
(SIGHS)
There must be something
1776
01:25:12,521 --> 01:25:14,521
we're not thinking of.
1777
01:25:14,523 --> 01:25:15,623
(SIGHS)
1778
01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:16,959
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1779
01:25:18,928 --> 01:25:20,596
Maybe I could find it.
1780
01:25:21,664 --> 01:25:23,664
I'm not a witch or warlock.
1781
01:25:23,666 --> 01:25:25,599
Well, not-not yet anyways,
but...
1782
01:25:25,601 --> 01:25:27,835
maybe if I tried some magic,
1783
01:25:27,837 --> 01:25:29,572
would that work?
1784
01:25:33,676 --> 01:25:34,909
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
1785
01:25:34,911 --> 01:25:36,076
Okay.
1786
01:25:36,078 --> 01:25:37,711
I'm ready.
1787
01:25:37,713 --> 01:25:40,047
Lewis, I don't know
about that 8 Ball.
1788
01:25:40,049 --> 01:25:42,082
Hey, this is my magic,
not yours.
1789
01:25:42,084 --> 01:25:44,652
(LEWIS SIGHS)
1790
01:25:44,654 --> 01:25:46,055
Let's go.
1791
01:25:49,959 --> 01:25:51,825
"Locate. Verb.
1792
01:25:51,827 --> 01:25:55,262
To discover the exact place
and position of."
1793
01:25:55,264 --> 01:25:56,964
"Secret. Adjective.
1794
01:25:56,966 --> 01:25:58,966
Something that is kept
unknown or unseen."
1795
01:25:58,968 --> 01:26:01,268
"Clock. Noun.
1796
01:26:01,270 --> 01:26:03,737
"A mechanical device used
for measuring time.
1797
01:26:03,739 --> 01:26:04,905
"A timepiece.
1798
01:26:04,907 --> 01:26:07,708
A horologe!"
1799
01:26:07,710 --> 01:26:09,543
Wow.
1800
01:26:09,545 --> 01:26:11,645
- He is weird.
- Isn't he, though?
1801
01:26:11,647 --> 01:26:13,847
LEWIS:
Locate the secret clock.
1802
01:26:13,849 --> 01:26:14,915
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1803
01:26:14,917 --> 01:26:17,853
Locate the secret clock!
1804
01:26:19,922 --> 01:26:22,022
Please, Mom and Dad.
1805
01:26:22,024 --> 01:26:25,594
Tell me where the clock is,
please.
1806
01:26:30,666 --> 01:26:32,601
♪
1807
01:26:35,738 --> 01:26:37,071
LEWIS:
"Under the boiler."
1808
01:26:37,073 --> 01:26:39,875
(GASPS)
Lewis, you genius.
1809
01:26:41,978 --> 01:26:44,547
(JACK-O-LANTERNS GROWLING
AND SNARLING)
1810
01:26:52,054 --> 01:26:53,620
Shall we?
1811
01:26:53,622 --> 01:26:55,558
(WHOOSHING, CRACKLING)
1812
01:27:01,331 --> 01:27:03,766
- (EXPLOSIVE WHOOSHING)
- (SCREECHING)
1813
01:27:06,902 --> 01:27:08,769
(GROWLING)
1814
01:27:08,771 --> 01:27:09,937
(SCREECHES)
1815
01:27:09,939 --> 01:27:12,641
(GROWLING AND SCREECHING
CONTINUE)
1816
01:27:17,847 --> 01:27:19,749
Trick or treat!
1817
01:27:27,056 --> 01:27:29,692
(CLICKING)
1818
01:27:31,694 --> 01:27:33,829
(DEEP GROWLING)
1819
01:27:35,031 --> 01:27:37,698
- Mrs. Zimmerman?
- Hmm?
1820
01:27:37,700 --> 01:27:38,899
What is that?
1821
01:27:38,901 --> 01:27:41,168
(GROWLING CONTINUES)
1822
01:27:41,170 --> 01:27:43,070
FLORENCE:
Jonathan.
1823
01:27:43,072 --> 01:27:44,938
Open the door.
1824
01:27:44,940 --> 01:27:46,073
Working on it.
1825
01:27:46,075 --> 01:27:48,208
- (GROWLING)
- Jonathan.
1826
01:27:48,210 --> 01:27:50,077
(WHOOSHING, CRACKLING)
1827
01:27:50,079 --> 01:27:51,712
- Jonathan!
- (LEWIS SCREAMS)
1828
01:27:51,714 --> 01:27:52,813
That's not helping.
1829
01:27:52,815 --> 01:27:53,847
(GRUNTS)
1830
01:27:53,849 --> 01:27:55,117
(LEWIS SCREAMING)
1831
01:27:57,720 --> 01:27:59,820
- (BANGING)
- (GROWLING)
1832
01:27:59,822 --> 01:28:01,221
(BANGING AND GROWLING STOP)
1833
01:28:01,223 --> 01:28:04,925
(CACKLING)
1834
01:28:04,927 --> 01:28:05,995
FLORENCE:
Lewis.
1835
01:28:07,096 --> 01:28:08,929
Crack it open.
1836
01:28:08,931 --> 01:28:11,867
- (CACKLING CONTINUES)
- (CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1837
01:28:13,235 --> 01:28:15,736
(HORN HONKING)
1838
01:28:15,738 --> 01:28:17,706
(SPRAYING)
1839
01:28:19,108 --> 01:28:21,077
(TOYS CHATTERING, LAUGHING)
1840
01:28:22,711 --> 01:28:27,748
JONATHAN:
Even in death, so creepy.
1841
01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:29,683
(CIRCUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
1842
01:28:29,685 --> 01:28:30,851
(HORN HONKING)
1843
01:28:30,853 --> 01:28:32,988
(TOY SOUNDS SLOW TO A STOP)
1844
01:28:40,129 --> 01:28:41,997
(DOOR CREAKING)
1845
01:29:00,749 --> 01:29:02,785
(QUIET, MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
1846
01:29:08,791 --> 01:29:10,059
(GASPS, GRUNTS)
1847
01:29:11,461 --> 01:29:14,027
(LEWIS PANTING)
1848
01:29:14,029 --> 01:29:16,029
JONATHAN:
Florence, I really have to pee.
1849
01:29:16,031 --> 01:29:18,000
FLORENCE:
Not the time, Jonathan.
1850
01:29:24,006 --> 01:29:26,742
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
1851
01:29:39,188 --> 01:29:41,657
(RHYTHMIC CLUNKING,
FAN WHIRRING)
1852
01:29:44,860 --> 01:29:47,227
(QUIET GROWLING)
1853
01:29:47,229 --> 01:29:48,795
Snakespeare!
1854
01:29:48,797 --> 01:29:50,898
- Mrs. Zimmerman!
- Florence!
1855
01:29:50,900 --> 01:29:53,267
Go! Go!
1856
01:29:53,269 --> 01:29:55,903
It's okay. She knows how
to handle Snakespeare.
1857
01:29:55,905 --> 01:29:58,073
Come here. Quickly.
1858
01:29:59,141 --> 01:30:00,176
Isaac!
1859
01:30:01,944 --> 01:30:03,143
Stop!
1860
01:30:03,145 --> 01:30:04,146
(GRUNTS)
1861
01:30:05,315 --> 01:30:06,815
(BOTH GRUNT)
1862
01:30:08,217 --> 01:30:10,217
ISAAC:
Please.
1863
01:30:10,219 --> 01:30:13,820
I taught you everything
you know, Jonathan.
1864
01:30:13,822 --> 01:30:16,225
I didn't teach you
everything I know.
1865
01:30:19,362 --> 01:30:21,797
(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
1866
01:30:27,169 --> 01:30:29,236
(BELL CLANGS)
1867
01:30:29,238 --> 01:30:32,072
(CRUNCHING)
1868
01:30:32,074 --> 01:30:33,374
(BLOWS)
1869
01:30:33,376 --> 01:30:35,945
(METALLIC RATTLING)
1870
01:30:37,947 --> 01:30:40,149
- My darling.
- (CRUMBLING)
1871
01:30:42,117 --> 01:30:44,851
No!
1872
01:30:44,853 --> 01:30:46,822
- (RUMBLING)
- (JONATHAN GRUNTING)
1873
01:30:50,092 --> 01:30:51,091
(YELLS)
1874
01:30:51,093 --> 01:30:52,728
(LEWIS GASPING)
1875
01:30:53,896 --> 01:30:55,295
(BOTH PANTING)
1876
01:30:55,297 --> 01:30:57,197
(GRUNTS)
Wait there, Lewis.
1877
01:30:57,199 --> 01:30:58,999
- No, I have to come with you.
- No!
1878
01:30:59,001 --> 01:31:00,301
There may be traps.
1879
01:31:00,303 --> 01:31:02,271
I have protection.
(GRUNTS)
1880
01:31:05,342 --> 01:31:07,810
(GRUNTS, WHIMPERS)
1881
01:31:13,983 --> 01:31:15,117
(CLICKING)
1882
01:31:18,153 --> 01:31:19,253
JONATHAN:
I feel something.
1883
01:31:19,255 --> 01:31:21,188
- (CLICKING)
- I got it!
1884
01:31:21,190 --> 01:31:24,126
(EXPLOSIVE WHOOSHING)
1885
01:31:25,894 --> 01:31:27,830
Uncle Jonathan!
1886
01:31:30,266 --> 01:31:33,202
(TICKING, HEAVY CLUNKING)
1887
01:31:34,304 --> 01:31:35,338
(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
1888
01:31:37,172 --> 01:31:40,009
(GRUNTING, PANTING)
1889
01:31:45,382 --> 01:31:47,382
(GASPS) Uncle Jonathan?
1890
01:31:47,384 --> 01:31:48,982
Uncle Jonathan!
1891
01:31:48,984 --> 01:31:51,184
(WAILING CRY)
1892
01:31:51,186 --> 01:31:52,387
Shh, shh. It's okay.
1893
01:31:52,389 --> 01:31:54,054
It's okay. It's okay.
1894
01:31:54,056 --> 01:31:55,922
Shh. It's me, Lewis,
your nephew.
1895
01:31:55,924 --> 01:31:57,325
- Shh, shh.
- (CRYING CONTINUES)
1896
01:31:57,327 --> 01:31:58,992
ISAAC:
Lewis!
1897
01:31:58,994 --> 01:32:01,194
Come with us to the turret.
1898
01:32:01,196 --> 01:32:03,196
It's a special turret.
1899
01:32:03,198 --> 01:32:04,965
It'll protect us.
1900
01:32:04,967 --> 01:32:06,266
I like you, Lewis.
1901
01:32:06,268 --> 01:32:08,068
I like being your mom.
1902
01:32:08,070 --> 01:32:09,470
ISAAC:
Forget about your uncle.
1903
01:32:09,472 --> 01:32:11,104
Soon, he'll be gone.
1904
01:32:11,106 --> 01:32:13,408
- (GASPS)
- Like everyone else.
1905
01:32:13,410 --> 01:32:14,975
Uncle Jonathan?
1906
01:32:14,977 --> 01:32:16,477
- Uncle Jonathan!
- (CHILDLIKE BABBLING)
1907
01:32:16,479 --> 01:32:18,111
(LAUGHING)
1908
01:32:18,113 --> 01:32:20,182
- (GASPS)
- (LAUGHING CONTINUES)
1909
01:32:23,085 --> 01:32:24,086
LEWIS:
Huh?
1910
01:32:25,154 --> 01:32:26,354
Hey. I got you.
1911
01:32:26,356 --> 01:32:28,323
(COOS)
1912
01:32:28,325 --> 01:32:30,458
- (SIGHING)
- (LEWIS GROANS)
1913
01:32:30,460 --> 01:32:32,993
(ISAAC GRUMBLES)
1914
01:32:32,995 --> 01:32:35,162
(THUNDER CRASHES)
1915
01:32:35,164 --> 01:32:37,334
(PANTING)
1916
01:32:38,468 --> 01:32:40,035
(JONATHAN COOING)
1917
01:32:42,271 --> 01:32:45,007
- (LEWIS PANTING)
- (JONATHAN COOING)
1918
01:32:49,379 --> 01:32:50,347
(GASPS)
1919
01:32:52,114 --> 01:32:54,449
(CHILDLIKE LAUGHTER)
1920
01:32:54,451 --> 01:32:56,517
(GRUNTS, GASPS)
1921
01:32:56,519 --> 01:32:57,986
(PANTING)
1922
01:32:59,489 --> 01:33:01,322
What?
1923
01:33:01,324 --> 01:33:03,158
(JONATHAN COOING, BABBLING)
1924
01:33:05,027 --> 01:33:07,262
- (COOS, WHIMPERS)
- (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
1925
01:33:08,365 --> 01:33:10,433
Mom, Dad, what should I do?
1926
01:33:14,269 --> 01:33:15,703
"Say good-bye."
1927
01:33:15,705 --> 01:33:17,270
Say good-bye? I don't get it!
1928
01:33:17,272 --> 01:33:18,972
What do you mean?
1929
01:33:18,974 --> 01:33:21,074
(PANTING)
1930
01:33:21,076 --> 01:33:23,110
(METALLIC CLANKING,
ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
1931
01:33:23,112 --> 01:33:24,213
(GASPS)
1932
01:33:25,315 --> 01:33:27,147
Okay. Good-bye, guys.
1933
01:33:27,149 --> 01:33:28,215
(SHUDDERING BREATHS)
1934
01:33:28,217 --> 01:33:29,486
I love you.
1935
01:33:31,286 --> 01:33:33,053
(GRUNTS)
1936
01:33:33,055 --> 01:33:34,156
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
1937
01:33:35,558 --> 01:33:37,558
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1938
01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:39,259
Look, my darling.
1939
01:33:39,261 --> 01:33:41,061
It's beginning.
1940
01:33:41,063 --> 01:33:43,230
(DISTORTED WHIRRING)
1941
01:33:43,232 --> 01:33:46,467
The sands of time are shifting.
1942
01:33:46,469 --> 01:33:48,168
(LAUGHS)
1943
01:33:48,170 --> 01:33:52,272
- (RAPID TICKING)
- (PEOPLE GASPING, MUTTERING)
1944
01:33:52,274 --> 01:33:55,242
(ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING
AND CRACKLING)
1945
01:33:55,244 --> 01:33:57,112
(LAUGHING)
1946
01:33:58,748 --> 01:34:01,482
(GASPING)
1947
01:34:01,484 --> 01:34:03,984
(THUNDER CRASHES)
1948
01:34:03,986 --> 01:34:05,287
(GASPING)
1949
01:34:06,489 --> 01:34:08,188
- (METALLIC SCREECHING)
- (GRUNTS)
1950
01:34:08,190 --> 01:34:11,026
(METALLIC GRINDING
AND CREAKING)
1951
01:34:13,396 --> 01:34:15,195
ISAAC:
Quickly!
1952
01:34:15,197 --> 01:34:17,498
- Something is wrong.
- What is it?
1953
01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:18,999
Help me.
1954
01:34:19,001 --> 01:34:20,066
(GRUNTS)
1955
01:34:20,068 --> 01:34:21,003
(GASPS, WHIMPERS)
1956
01:34:22,338 --> 01:34:23,337
No.
1957
01:34:23,339 --> 01:34:25,205
(METALLIC SCREECHING)
1958
01:34:25,207 --> 01:34:27,408
(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
1959
01:34:27,410 --> 01:34:29,211
Yes!
1960
01:34:30,480 --> 01:34:31,548
(GRUNTS)
1961
01:34:34,551 --> 01:34:36,319
(GRUNTING)
1962
01:34:40,557 --> 01:34:41,589
(GRUNTING)
1963
01:34:41,591 --> 01:34:45,326
I'm gonna show you
what a little weird can do.
1964
01:34:45,328 --> 01:34:47,260
- (GRUNTS)
- (EXPLOSIVE WHOOSH)
1965
01:34:47,262 --> 01:34:49,430
- (YELLS)
- (SELENA SCREAMS)
1966
01:34:49,432 --> 01:34:52,535
- (ISAAC AND SELENA SCREAMING)
- (CRACKLING AND WHOOSHING)
1967
01:34:55,170 --> 01:34:56,236
(GRUNTS)
1968
01:34:56,238 --> 01:34:57,540
(EXPLOSIVE WHOOSH)
1969
01:34:59,509 --> 01:35:01,509
(METALLIC SQUEALING)
1970
01:35:01,511 --> 01:35:04,314
(CLUNKING SLOWS TO A STOP)
1971
01:35:06,382 --> 01:35:08,585
(PANTING QUIETLY)
1972
01:35:12,622 --> 01:35:15,288
- (GRUNTING NEARBY)
- What?
1973
01:35:15,290 --> 01:35:16,624
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
1974
01:35:16,626 --> 01:35:19,362
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
1975
01:35:21,531 --> 01:35:23,364
(SIGHS)
1976
01:35:23,366 --> 01:35:25,366
Uncle Jonathan.
1977
01:35:25,368 --> 01:35:27,502
I'm back.
1978
01:35:27,504 --> 01:35:29,169
You did it.
1979
01:35:29,171 --> 01:35:32,138
- (CHUCKLES)
- You stopped the clock!
1980
01:35:32,140 --> 01:35:35,108
Do not tell Florence
about the baby body.
1981
01:35:35,110 --> 01:35:36,611
She'll never let me
live it down.
1982
01:35:36,613 --> 01:35:38,579
- I won't.
- You promise?
1983
01:35:38,581 --> 01:35:39,647
I swear.
1984
01:35:39,649 --> 01:35:41,516
- No baby body.
- Warlock secret?
1985
01:35:41,518 --> 01:35:43,384
- Never happened.
- (CHUCKLES)
1986
01:35:43,386 --> 01:35:44,585
You're the best.
1987
01:35:44,587 --> 01:35:46,320
- (CHUCKLES)
- You did it.
1988
01:35:46,322 --> 01:35:48,090
Toss me my trousers.
1989
01:35:49,157 --> 01:35:50,491
(GRUNTING)
1990
01:35:50,493 --> 01:35:52,225
Not a word to Florence.
I'm serious.
1991
01:35:52,227 --> 01:35:54,160
FLORENCE:
Well, well, well.
1992
01:35:54,162 --> 01:35:56,263
- Look what the cat threw up.
- (QUIET SQUEAKING)
1993
01:35:56,265 --> 01:35:58,133
(BOTH LAUGH)
1994
01:36:00,135 --> 01:36:01,502
- (JONATHAN CHUCKLING)
- FLORENCE: Whew!
1995
01:36:01,504 --> 01:36:03,203
Oh, you fixed Snakespeare!
1996
01:36:03,205 --> 01:36:05,238
Well, you stopped the clock?
1997
01:36:05,240 --> 01:36:07,207
Nah, I just wet my pants.
1998
01:36:07,209 --> 01:36:08,476
Literally.
1999
01:36:08,478 --> 01:36:10,645
Lewis stopped the clock.
2000
01:36:10,647 --> 01:36:12,713
FLORENCE:
Lewis.
2001
01:36:12,715 --> 01:36:15,451
You are indomitable.
2002
01:36:18,354 --> 01:36:19,556
Mrs. Zimmerman...
2003
01:36:21,324 --> 01:36:23,189
I'm sorry you lost your family.
2004
01:36:23,191 --> 01:36:25,495
I'm sorry you lost yours.
2005
01:36:27,330 --> 01:36:30,165
But maybe, would you want to be
a black swan with us?
2006
01:36:36,171 --> 01:36:37,705
Can I be a purple one?
2007
01:36:37,707 --> 01:36:39,540
Deal.
2008
01:36:39,542 --> 01:36:42,345
I would like that very much.
2009
01:36:46,482 --> 01:36:48,551
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
2010
01:36:50,587 --> 01:36:52,620
I don't want
the creepy little runt.
2011
01:36:52,622 --> 01:36:54,322
Think I want him?
2012
01:36:54,324 --> 01:36:55,656
LEWIS:
You know what, fellas?
2013
01:36:55,658 --> 01:36:58,361
I don't really want to play
anyways.
2014
01:36:59,495 --> 01:37:00,695
(WHISPERS):
Ball to the face
2015
01:37:00,697 --> 01:37:02,498
at a very high-speed pace.
2016
01:37:03,600 --> 01:37:04,932
(BOYS GRUNT IN PAIN)
2017
01:37:04,934 --> 01:37:06,634
- (STUDENTS EXCLAIMING)
- STUDENT: What?!
2018
01:37:06,636 --> 01:37:07,604
(STUDENTS GASPING)
2019
01:37:09,339 --> 01:37:10,404
Lucky shot.
2020
01:37:10,406 --> 01:37:12,340
We want Lewis on our team.
2021
01:37:12,342 --> 01:37:14,240
- No, we want him.
- No!
2022
01:37:14,242 --> 01:37:17,112
(CLAMORING)
2023
01:37:19,616 --> 01:37:21,382
(CLAMORING FADES)
2024
01:37:21,384 --> 01:37:22,418
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2025
01:37:23,519 --> 01:37:24,785
Rose Rita, right?
2026
01:37:24,787 --> 01:37:26,252
Mm-hmm.
2027
01:37:26,254 --> 01:37:27,955
Can I see your bug book?
2028
01:37:27,957 --> 01:37:29,657
I've seen you
with your dictionary.
2029
01:37:29,659 --> 01:37:32,326
You know the word is "insect."
2030
01:37:32,328 --> 01:37:34,162
But sure.
2031
01:37:38,768 --> 01:37:40,534
LEWIS:
Wow.
2032
01:37:40,536 --> 01:37:42,202
You drew these?
2033
01:37:42,204 --> 01:37:43,439
These are really good.
2034
01:37:46,476 --> 01:37:48,476
You look like an insect.
2035
01:37:48,478 --> 01:37:50,580
I mean that as
the highest compliment.
2036
01:37:53,683 --> 01:37:55,451
That's how I take it.
2037
01:37:58,421 --> 01:38:00,655
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2038
01:38:00,657 --> 01:38:02,288
(HORN HONKING)
2039
01:38:02,290 --> 01:38:04,257
- Bye.
- Bye.
2040
01:38:04,259 --> 01:38:05,493
Who was that?
2041
01:38:05,495 --> 01:38:07,395
Rose Rita Pottinger.
She's a friend.
2042
01:38:07,397 --> 01:38:08,562
She is?
2043
01:38:08,564 --> 01:38:10,431
- Is it kissy-faced?
- No, platonic.
2044
01:38:10,433 --> 01:38:13,434
Look at him playing it cool...
James Dean all of a sudden.
2045
01:38:13,436 --> 01:38:15,371
(JONATHAN LAUGHS)
2046
01:38:17,540 --> 01:38:19,507
Uncle Jonathan, punch it.
2047
01:38:19,509 --> 01:38:21,509
Let's see
what this baby can do.
2048
01:38:21,511 --> 01:38:22,677
(FLORENCE AND JONATHAN LAUGH)
2049
01:38:22,679 --> 01:38:24,714
(ENGINE BACKFIRES, RUMBLES)
2050
01:38:33,456 --> 01:38:35,255
(QUIET LAUGHTER)
2051
01:38:35,257 --> 01:38:36,757
- Hi! We're home!
- Oh!
2052
01:38:36,759 --> 01:38:38,528
(CHAIR SQUEAKING)
2053
01:38:39,696 --> 01:38:41,429
- You ready?
- Oh, yeah.
2054
01:38:41,431 --> 01:38:43,664
- (CHAIR HONKING)
- Stay.
2055
01:38:43,666 --> 01:38:46,333
FLORENCE: You know, Jonathan,
you drive like an old grandma.
2056
01:38:46,335 --> 01:38:47,768
JONATHAN: Oh, that's funny.
You look like one.
2057
01:38:47,770 --> 01:38:50,471
LEWIS: Guys, stop.
You're both super old.
2058
01:38:50,473 --> 01:38:52,272
JONATHAN (LAUGHS):
Nice one, Lewis.
2059
01:38:52,274 --> 01:38:53,710
FLORENCE:
Gold star.
2060
01:38:57,747 --> 01:38:59,880
(SQUEAKS)
2061
01:38:59,882 --> 01:39:01,682
- (GROANS)
- JONATHAN: Bad kitty!
2062
01:39:01,684 --> 01:39:03,551
- Use the litter box!
- (LION ROARS)
2063
01:39:03,553 --> 01:39:04,852
(SNEEZES)
2064
01:39:04,854 --> 01:39:07,354
♪ Hey, lolly lolly
2065
01:39:07,356 --> 01:39:09,623
♪ Hey, hey, lolly lolly
2066
01:39:09,625 --> 01:39:11,627
♪ Hey, hey,
lolly lolly ♪
2067
01:39:12,795 --> 01:39:14,328
(BOWLING PINS CRASHING)
2068
01:39:14,330 --> 01:39:16,864
(CHAIN SAW BUZZING)
2069
01:39:16,866 --> 01:39:19,867
♪ Well, it ain't
what you used to watch ♪
2070
01:39:19,869 --> 01:39:21,769
♪ But what you
now have missed ♪
2071
01:39:21,771 --> 01:39:23,471
- ♪ I say it ain't...
- (ROARING)
2072
01:39:23,473 --> 01:39:26,241
- (BOWLING PINS CRASHING)
- (CHAIN SAW BUZZING)
2073
01:39:29,412 --> 01:39:31,380
♪
2074
01:39:35,785 --> 01:39:37,754
♪
2075
01:40:07,817 --> 01:40:09,786
♪
2076
01:40:39,849 --> 01:40:41,818
♪
2077
01:41:11,881 --> 01:41:13,850
♪
2078
01:41:43,913 --> 01:41:45,882
♪
2079
01:42:15,945 --> 01:42:17,914
♪
2080
01:42:47,977 --> 01:42:49,946
♪
2081
01:43:20,009 --> 01:43:21,978
♪
2082
01:43:52,041 --> 01:43:54,010
♪
2083
01:44:24,073 --> 01:44:26,042
♪
2084
01:44:47,763 --> 01:44:49,698
(MUSIC FADES)
2085
01:44:49,700 --> 01:44:54,700
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