1 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:07,316 PAUL: Do you know what today represents? 2 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,152 Nine, Jim. Nine years me and you been together. 3 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,279 Nine we been main shit stains. 4 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:14,782 I know some dogs that don't even live to be nine. 5 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:17,367 You lucky if you get seven years out of a Great Dane. 6 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:21,205 But me and you been putting it in together for nine... 7 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:23,749 Happy anniversary, Jim. 8 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:30,297 - I don't celebrate anniversaries. - Jim, open it up. 9 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:34,301 - I wanna see the expression on your face. - Wanna see the expression on my face? 10 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:37,679 The expression you're gonna see on my face is "Fuck you." 11 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,515 I hate anniversaries, Paul. 12 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:42,101 Animal. 13 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:45,979 How we gonna work this? 14 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:49,525 Same way we always do. I interrogate him, you write it down. 15 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,360 Oh, so you making decisions now? 16 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,071 I hope the whole 6-9 know you're making decisions. 17 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,698 I'm gonna play the bad guy on this one. 18 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,492 - Doubtful. - Undoubtful. 19 00:01:58,660 --> 00:01:59,785 Highly doubtful. 20 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,955 And you know why? Because you don't play the bad guy. 21 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:07,709 You just steal all the bullshit lines you hear on TV and the movies that you like. 22 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:11,213 - And that's not acting. - And it's not stealing. It's called homage. 23 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,881 - What? - Homage. 24 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:15,801 It's French for, "You better let me do this." 25 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,761 - You wanna interrogate this guy? - Yes. 26 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:21,557 Okay. Go in there, interrogate him and just don't fuck it up. 27 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:24,810 Find out who his supplier is and then get out of there. All right? 28 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,396 Yes. You act like this dude can't be interrogated. 29 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,690 You act like he's Godzilla and I'm Tokyo. 30 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:33,819 Watch and learn, Jimbo. I'm gonna show you some motherfucking homage. 31 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:38,740 Homage. 32 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,428 Unbelievable. 33 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,809 Homage. 34 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,775 - Whoa, what you doing? - Who the fuck are you? A cop? 35 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:16,737 No, no, no. Put the gun down, man. Look. 36 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:20,449 Cops think they can hold me. Hell, no. I'll kill all those fucking pigs. 37 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,034 - You in trouble, B? - What? 38 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,453 - You... - Don't waste my motherfucking time! 39 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:28,415 Jesus Christ, now he's doing Al Pacino from Heat. 40 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,959 - Help me with these cuffs, dude. - You see this gun? 41 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:33,629 I killed a cop for it. 42 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:37,382 ["KNIGHT RIDER" RINGTONE PLAYING ON PHONE] 43 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,469 And I took his goddamn phone. 44 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,641 You fuck me on this, and I'll blow your head off. 45 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:50,520 Because King Kong ain't got nothing on me! 46 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:53,232 - Who's this? - Now you're doing Training Day? 47 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,651 - Who's this? - You suck as an actor. 48 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:56,818 You stay out of here! 49 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,279 Get the information, let's get out of here... 50 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,823 ...and go get something to eat. - Stop calling here! 51 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:04,826 - Or somebody's gonna die, bitch! - Like a Reuben. 52 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:09,957 - Lf it bleeds, we can kill it! - You see? What does that even mean? 53 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:13,502 Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell! 54 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,420 - Hey, Paul. - What? 55 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:18,257 You had me at "happy anniversary." 56 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:22,177 [CHUCKLES] 57 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,513 I got the death penalty in 12 systems. 58 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,265 - Star Wars? - Tell us about the chicken. 59 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:31,478 - Schindler's List? - Lord knows I love Harpo. 60 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:35,023 - But if he hit me, I'll kill him dead. - The Color Purple? 61 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,526 The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. 62 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,861 I got no place else to go! 63 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:41,530 We're gonna need a bigger boat. 64 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,866 - Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! - Everything on cable TV. 65 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:48,328 - Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! - I've never seen that movie. 66 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:52,165 I'm not gonna shoot you, Frank. 67 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,710 [WHISPERING] Scarface. 68 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:56,628 RAUL: Who are you, man? 69 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:59,339 [IN NORMAL TONE] They call me Mr. Tibbs. 70 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,675 - Bobby, look at this. PAUL: What they got you for? 71 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,760 - Drugs. - Drugs? 72 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:06,888 You the motherfucker trying to take over my corners? 73 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,226 - Oh, jeez! - You taking money out my pocket? 74 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:13,353 Police! 75 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:16,565 Oh, no, I don't sell it, man! I'm a middleman. 76 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,734 - Give me some of that. - Godzilla is coming! 77 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:22,237 - Godzilla? - Godzilla is coming! 78 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:25,490 What we have here is failure to communicate! 79 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,410 You gonna spend the night in the box! 80 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:32,039 Frankly, Raul, I don't give a damn. And where... 81 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:36,626 - And where is the Batman? - Batman? You're crazy, man. Police! 82 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:40,756 - Why'd you call back? They don't call back! - Police! 83 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:44,509 Nobody puts Baby in the corner! 84 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,428 You suck! 85 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:49,056 No, I swear, man. 86 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:53,769 I swear they drop the stuff off at my cell phone store, then I take it to the next guy. 87 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:56,063 - Then what? - That's it. That's all I know. 88 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:58,899 - Who does the drop? - Who does the drop? 89 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:03,195 Diaz, all right? Juan Diaz. Juan Diaz. 90 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:05,822 PAUL: These are not the droids you're looking for. 91 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,699 Sit down. Sit down right here. 92 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,951 What the fuck? What the fuck is going...? 93 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:13,663 You're gonna give us Juan Diaz, or you're going away for a long time. 94 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:16,249 When's your next delivery? Look at me. 95 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:19,169 I was supposed to meet him today, 1:00. 96 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,963 Congratulations. You don't have to go to jail. 97 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:24,966 - You just been had by White Lightning. RAUL: What? 98 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:27,886 And Black Thunder! 99 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,764 A couple of dicks. 100 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,475 Time to go deep undercover, Jim. 101 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:37,437 PAUL: Free minutes. You can call your grandmother, your aunts, your uncles. 102 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:41,316 Free cell phones here! Free cell phones here. 103 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:44,277 You should use me to call your mother. 104 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:47,656 Check it out! Check it out! 105 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,325 - Free cell phones. - You're looking good in that outfit. 106 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:52,744 No one's... I'm just bored here. 107 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:56,331 There ain't nothing happening. I think I'm gonna call Debbie. 108 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,875 JIMMY: Right now, while we're working? PAUL: Now, yes, now. 109 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:01,628 I think something's happening. Something's going on. 110 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,922 Here comes our guy. 111 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,802 Want it? If I ain't got it, I'm gonna get it. 112 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,680 So get it while the getting's good, get it? Check it out. 113 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:15,475 Free minutes. You can call your grandmother, your aunts, your uncles. 114 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:18,520 Check it out! Check them ou... 115 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,862 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 116 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:28,071 BlackBerry? 117 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,531 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 118 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:38,874 Go ahead. It's okay. 119 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:41,418 - He took the money, Jim. - Raul gives you the sign... 120 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,004 ...you get that guy out of there as soon as you can. 121 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,394 No, no, sorry, man. Chico, no! 122 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:03,982 Fuck! 123 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:09,154 [SCREAMING] 124 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:16,995 - Paul! Hey. Hey, hey, you all right? - Hey, he went out the back. Get the car. 125 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:22,542 You just shot at the wrong motherfucker, motherfucker. 126 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:31,259 All units, all units, be advised, be advised: 127 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,762 It's 10-34, shots fired. One man down. 128 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:37,265 Suspect, Hispanic male, black T-shirt, blue jeans. 129 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:41,853 Undercover officer dressed like giant cell phone in foot pursuit. 130 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:46,691 Paul. Paul, where are you? 131 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,443 Stop in the name of the law. 132 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:53,198 MAN: You see the spokes I got on this? - Police. I need the bike. 133 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:57,285 - Kiss my ass, cell phone man. - I said, police. 134 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,246 Yo, yo. 135 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:03,458 Scooby, get his ass. Come on. Get him, Scooby. Get him, get him. 136 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,134 I got him. I got him. 137 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,639 Oh, shit. 138 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,143 Heel, fake-ass Cujo. 139 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,814 All right, I got him. 140 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,277 Bad dog. Get off... Bad dog. 141 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:50,839 Damn it. 142 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,676 Shoot a fucking gun up here? 143 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,347 - [MOUTHS] Fuck. - Put the gun down, and slide it over here. 144 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:07,355 Fuck you doing firing a gun on a platform? 145 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:15,488 Hey! 146 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,325 Fuck! 147 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,292 PAUL: Jimmy! Look out, Jimmy! 148 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,337 - Jimmy! MAN: Hey. 149 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,172 Jim. 150 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:36,509 I'm doing Lance fucking Armstrong over here and you bullshitting on the ground. 151 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,053 MAN: Monroe and Hodges. 152 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,473 Monroe and Hodges. 153 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,975 You know, there's a right way of doing police work. 154 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:45,727 There's a wrong way of doing it. 155 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,188 Then there's a way that you two idiots do it. 156 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,940 Thank you, captain. 157 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,568 ROMANS: What happened, Jimmy? 158 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,737 It just went south. 159 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,364 Right away. 160 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,532 The whole thing went south, Jack. 161 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,994 These new Mexican gangs, they got no style, they got no class. 162 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:06,664 - They shoot first and run second. - You should've coordinated with Anti-Gang. 163 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,167 You kidding? The guy says it's happening right now. 164 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,920 - We had to make a right-now move. - Anti-Gang and OCCB... 165 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:15,423 ...have been sitting on that neighborhood. One call would have told you. 166 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:17,926 - Details never matter. - They don't return calls. 167 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,512 I've got waves of Mexican gang members moving in... 168 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:23,598 ...bringing shipments of dope to that neighborhood from Canada. 169 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:27,102 The Mexicans fly the dope to Canada and bring it through Toronto. 170 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:30,105 Because of the heightened security along the southern border. 171 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,525 Really? That's how they get it done, huh? 172 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:35,610 - You looked confused about it. - I am. 173 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,071 That neighborhood is dead to me. Good job. 174 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,115 The good news, captain? We're fine. 175 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:43,368 The good news is you're suspended. Thirty days without pay. 176 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,622 What? Suspended without pay? What the fuck, Jack? 177 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,375 - Dead informant, neighborhood shot up... - You kidding? 178 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,627 - I got you two burning a sting. - We didn't... 179 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:56,297 I got nitwit here being filmed beating up a kid and then stealing his bike. 180 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:59,175 Nitwit here almost got his ass shot off. You beat up a kid? 181 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:02,178 - I needed the bike. - You can see it on YouTube if you want. 182 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,639 - Really? What, the YouTube? - Good job. 183 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,100 - How many hits I get? ROMANS: Well, there's at least two: 184 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,310 The chief of police and the deputy chief. 185 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,980 Your suspensions are effective immediately. Get out. 186 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,149 Jack. Jack, you remember Ava, right? 187 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,776 - My daughter, Ava? Right? - I know her, Jimmy. 188 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,236 You came to her christening? 189 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,864 Guess what, she's gonna get married in six weeks. 190 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:23,450 I'm counting on this money to pay for the wedding. 191 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:24,993 - I don't care. - You don't care? 192 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,579 Do what you gotta do. Badges and guns, give them up. 193 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,289 - Jack. ROMANS: Badges and guns, I said. 194 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,333 - Lf you're gonna make me beg, I'll beg. ROMANS: Give them up. 195 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,502 You heard what I said, Jimmy. 196 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,302 Jesus Christ, Jack. 197 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,429 Nice. Nice. 198 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:52,270 - Captain, your heart, it's a icebox. - Get out. 199 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,526 [GLASS SHATTERS] 200 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:03,448 - Should've ripped off that Gumby suit. - Maybe I was getting mauled by a pit bull. 201 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,951 Since when is it possible for a man to outrun a car? 202 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,330 - You are notthe Six Million Dollar Man. - I got hit by a Geo Metro. 203 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,249 It's gas on the right, brakes on the left, Miss Daisy. 204 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:17,045 Who gets hit by a Geo Metro? So don't blame me for this bullshit. 205 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,673 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 206 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,217 You. 207 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:27,931 - You guys are fantastic. - Gifted, even. 208 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:32,310 To destroy a whole month of our undercover work in mere minutes... 209 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,479 ...takes genius-level stupid. 210 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,689 HUNSAKER: Every player we got eyes on disappears... 211 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,025 ...when you start your bang-bang shoot-shoot, huh? 212 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,653 MANGOLD: Now, here's an idea. You check an assignment board. 213 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,862 [PHONE RINGING] 214 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,198 You make a call. You do not scramble another cop's eggs. 215 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,200 - Ever. JIMMY: I hate these calls at work. 216 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,994 I gotta take this. Excuse me. Hello? 217 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,080 - Hey, Jimmy, what's up? - Hey. 218 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,748 - It's me, Paul. - What's going on? 219 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,708 PAUL: You see who's standing in front of us? 220 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,085 JIMMY: Mangold and Hunsaker. 221 00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:01,839 You ever notice that Hunsaker smells like 10 Jamaicans slap-boxing in a elevator? 222 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,466 You gotta see their wives, man. 223 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,928 Hunsaker, his wife got three teeth and two of those is in her pocket. 224 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,889 - Oh! PAUL: She got one titty missing a nipple. 225 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,683 They made a movie about these two. 226 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,561 - Kevin Costner and Robert De Niro. - What was it called? 227 00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:17,689 - The Unfuckables. - The Unfuckables. I love that movie. 228 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:22,026 I'm not gonna lie, I like the idea of Kevin Costner and Robert De Niro playing us. 229 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,113 - [IMITATING DE NIRO] Little bit. - Mangold's wife is very unhappy. 230 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,781 She said he's all foreskin. 231 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,783 - Hey. - That's actually clever. 232 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,286 I'd love to talk about these guys but I gotta run. 233 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,163 - Cool stuff. Later. - I'll see you at the house. 234 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:38,793 I'm sorry, unrelated business. What were you saying? 235 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,610 You were right to kill that snitch. 236 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,404 And I'm glad you're okay. 237 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,415 You remember Sister Theresa who taught fifth grade? 238 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,418 Yeah, she was way too fine to be a nun. 239 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:21,836 [IN SPANISH] 240 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,839 POH BOY: She was cool, though. 241 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:28,343 Taught me how to throw a sick breaking slider. 242 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:32,013 Those putos are late with my Mercedes, homes. 243 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,643 Once that Mercedes is delivered to me... 244 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:40,521 ...and I get that dead motherfucker's supply chain and bank accounts... 245 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,982 ...we gonna expand our drug trade out of Brooklyn. 246 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,152 Take it across the whole East Coast. 247 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,821 And after that... 248 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,659 ...we buying a farm team, Juan. 249 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,633 I'm sorry, Poh Boy. 250 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,136 Hector and Tapas stopped to get gas after driving all night. 251 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:16,557 And when they came out... 252 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,187 ...the Mercedes was stolen. 253 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,902 You told me to hire those guys. 254 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,408 You told me the car would be safe in their hands. 255 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,787 [JULIO SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 256 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,915 I will deal with Tapas and Hector myself, right away. 257 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,880 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 258 00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,095 Bless me, Father... 259 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,181 ...for I'm about to sin. 260 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,017 [GUNSHOT] 261 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,185 [BODY THUDS] 262 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,647 PAUL: Can I put the cherry on top of the car? 263 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:08,025 JIMMY: No. PAUL: You just made me sad. 264 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,907 Shit. 265 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,952 I can't go in there and tell them I got suspended. 266 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,496 You don't have to. 267 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:26,461 It's my favorite gun, Jimmy. Take care of her. 268 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,296 Thanks, Paul. 269 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:33,050 - What are you doing with all these badges? - I lose them a lot. 270 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,385 Uncle Paul! 271 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,137 [BOTH LAUGHING] 272 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,473 Hey, baby. What's up? 273 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,641 You're doing it, huh? You're doing it. 274 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:44,395 - Pam! Mama Bear. Looking good. - Hello, Paul. 275 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,647 AVA: Hi, Daddy. PAUL: God, you look good, girl. 276 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,775 - You look good, girl. - Why, thank you, sir. 277 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:52,153 - I don't know who you are. Getting married. AVA: I'm getting married. 278 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:57,450 Oh, man, I can't believe it. I gotta go. I'm sorry. Poof. Disappear. 279 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,828 But I love you like the fat kid love cake. 280 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,747 If it comes to it, I got it. Okay? 281 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,165 PAUL: See you later. - I love you. 282 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,792 - I love you. - Okay. 283 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:11,297 Well, let's go. Tell me everything. I'm excited. 284 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,467 - Hey. Things going well? - Yeah. 285 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:15,676 - You excited? - Yes. 286 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,178 - Still getting married? - Yeah. 287 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:20,681 - Remember what we talked about. Okay? - He's gonna rain on the parade... 288 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,767 ...like he always does. - Amazing band. 289 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,812 - What's the name of the band? - The Virgins. 290 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,523 They're a little edgy for the ceremony. 291 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:32,985 So we just need the deposit checks to send out to hold everything. 292 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:36,697 - Let me see the list. AVA: It's pretty cheap, actually. 293 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,324 Yeah. 294 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:41,369 AVA: It's not much if you look at everything we're getting. 295 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,537 Cheap. 296 00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,580 Jimmy, um... 297 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:49,502 ...I know 48,000 seems like a lot, but... 298 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,505 ...as dream weddings go, it's actually pretty modest. 299 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,465 And if you're okay with it... 300 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,176 ...l'd really love to do this for Ava. 301 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,637 Do what, exactly, Roy? 302 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,889 Pay for the wedding, Jimmy. 303 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,352 Well, that's generous. 304 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:11,023 - Would you guys give us a second? - Daddy. 305 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,567 - Jimmy. JIMMY: We just wanna talk. 306 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:15,403 - We hardly ever get to talk. - It's okay. 307 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,238 - Go get a drink at the bar. - Be nice. 308 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:20,408 Get your mom a drink. Look at her, stressed out. 309 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,410 - What are you drinking? - Scotch. 310 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,619 Rum? Nice. 311 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,873 - Rum on the rocks for your stepfather. - It's fine. 312 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,417 - And I'm just gonna have some water. - Okay, Daddy. 313 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,003 - You look beautiful. You really do. - Thank you. 314 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,591 You both look great. 315 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,684 You know I'm a cop, right? 316 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,604 That I work for the N.Y.P. D? 317 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,648 They give me a gun with bullets. 318 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,527 I gotta go out every day, chase bad guys, try and catch them. 319 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,154 All kinds of bad guys: 320 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,782 Rapists, drug dealers, burglars. 321 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,745 But you know what the worst kind of bad guy is in my book? 322 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,666 It's somebody that would try to humiliate a father... 323 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,461 ...in front of his own daughter. 324 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,796 His little girl. 325 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:25,389 - That it? - Yeah, that's it. 326 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,643 - It was good. - Thanks. 327 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,646 Listen, Jimmy. Ava's like a daughter to me. 328 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,814 She's not your daughter. She's my daughter. 329 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,943 Well, that's why I said "like a daughter." 330 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,111 And it's my job... 331 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:43,157 ...to make sure she and Pam get anything they want. 332 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,533 I'm the second husband. 333 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:45,952 [LAUGHS] 334 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,205 And $50,000 for Ava's happiness... 335 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,791 ...that's nothing to me. 336 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,834 You know, that's a weekend in Vegas. 337 00:20:55,170 --> 00:21:00,257 Now, if you can't afford to pay for your daughter's wedding... 338 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,218 ...I will. 339 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:06,430 Because a deadbeat ex-husband... 340 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,266 ...who never had to pay any alimony... 341 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,727 ...you're welcome, by the way... 342 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:15,523 ...and can't pay for his only daughter's wedding? 343 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:21,362 Ooh. To me? That's a bad guy. 344 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,367 So why don't you go ahead... 345 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:30,705 ...and keep your little promise to the great city of New York. 346 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,208 Take that gun of yours... 347 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,545 ...and shoot yourself, Serpico. 348 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:41,382 - Daddy? Can I talk to you? - Of course. Of course. 349 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,300 Excuse me, Roy. 350 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,430 Prick. 351 00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:50,558 I don't have to have the big wedding if it's too much. 352 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,102 We can just have something small with a few friends. 353 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,855 Oh, baby, come here. Are you kidding me? 354 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,525 You are gonna have the wedding that you always wanted. 355 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:03,070 Big, all your friends, everybody. 356 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,656 Even your mom's gonna be happy. 357 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,324 Stop worrying, all right? 358 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:08,993 - Really? - Really. 359 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,327 - Are you sure? - Yes. 360 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,204 Because I really want a big wedding. 361 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,623 You're gonna get a big wedding. What'd I tell you? 362 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:16,500 Gotta stop listening to this knucklehead. 363 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,252 - Is he looking at me right now? - Mm-hm. 364 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,503 Fuck him. 365 00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:46,280 What the fuck? 366 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,452 What the...? 367 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:56,290 Mother... 368 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:22,399 Hey, Big Al, how you doing? Jimmy Monroe. 369 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,820 Listen, I gotta sell the Pafko. 370 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,656 See if you can find a buyer for me, all right? 371 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,166 Good morning, Deborah. 372 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,795 Good morning, Paul. 373 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,806 Is this yours from last night? 374 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,516 You got me, Paul. 375 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:59,937 I was celebrating because I finally closed the ramen account. 376 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:02,857 I forgot. 377 00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:07,486 Noodles every day, every hour of the day, and you just forgot? 378 00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:08,821 Don't change the subject. 379 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,532 Did you drink this bottle of champagne by yourself? 380 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,367 No, I didn't. I had some help. 381 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,869 - Who? - Henry. 382 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,704 - Henry? - Henry. 383 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:20,291 - Our neighbor, next door? - Henry, the next door neighbor. 384 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:22,376 How he get involved in our celebration? 385 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,004 Our celebration? You weren't even here. 386 00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,721 I'm doing that thing again, right? 387 00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:36,849 - Paul. - But, baby, you my tenderoni. 388 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,560 - And I get insecure. - I know that I'm lucky to have you. 389 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:44,064 I love you and I married you because you're funny, and you're smart. 390 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:46,233 And I'm orally fixated. 391 00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:47,818 That's going too far. 392 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:52,656 You have no need to be jealous of Henry or anybody else, okay? 393 00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:55,910 I'm yours. You have to believe that. 394 00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:58,579 You know you got me open like a research monkey? 395 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,999 - I don't know what that means. - Can I get some? 396 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,923 I love you, booby. Give me some of that. 397 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:12,760 Hi. 398 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,388 Hi, Henry. 399 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:20,309 I'm gonna go take a shower. I'll see you tonight. 400 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,958 You gonna be my eyes, little bear. 401 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,387 What's with the box? 402 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:59,139 Gotta sell the Pafko. 403 00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:01,892 I heard that. I know that's right. 404 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:06,230 - I'm lying. What's a Pafko? - It's a baseball card. 405 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,440 Baseball card? 406 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:12,820 - Jim, listen, if you need 20 bucks, I got... - Asshole, I don't need 20 bucks. 407 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,406 I'm selling it to cover my daughter's wedding. 408 00:26:15,573 --> 00:26:17,908 So how much is that thing worth? 409 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:22,496 JIMMY: Well, it's a gem mint 10 Andy Pafko. 410 00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:27,167 In 1952, when the Topps gum company came out with the first baseball cards... 411 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:31,255 ...Andy Pafko was number one, the first card in that set. 412 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,341 Kids would collect the cards, right? 413 00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:38,262 Then they'd stack them up, wrap rubber bands around them. 414 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,264 My pop... 415 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,683 ...never wrapped rubber bands around his cards. 416 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,185 Loved Andy Pafko. 417 00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:47,354 Always took good care of him. 418 00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:53,485 About four or five years ago, they sold one of these at auction for about $83,000. 419 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:56,363 Eighty-three thousand grand? 420 00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:59,992 Yeah. My daughter's wedding's gonna cost 48,000. 421 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,287 You're about to come off like a fat rat in a cheese factory, Jim. 422 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,039 Yeah, that's if we get 80. 423 00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:08,208 I'd rather chew my own arm off than to have that guy Roy... 424 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:12,046 ...stand up and take credit for it all. - I hear you. 425 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,185 I'm gonna stay out here and I'm gonna call Debbie. 426 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,145 Oh, good. 427 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,988 Big Al. 428 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,074 Mr. Monroe. 429 00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:42,618 - Is that it? Is that the Pafko? - Yeah. That's it. 430 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:45,496 Just got off the phone with a buyer and he's gotta have it. 431 00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:48,540 And I just have to appraise it. Can I take it out? 432 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:52,378 - You're talking about the card, right? - For the next four weeks, fuck this job. 433 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:56,131 I'm coming home to you. It's gonna be me and you. We gonna get freaky. 434 00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:58,926 Careful with the edge. You're not gonna take it out... 435 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,595 [GRUNTS] 436 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,932 - Open up the register. Open it. - But l... 437 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:08,602 Dave. You want me to grab the cards? 438 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,270 Put your mask back on. 439 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:13,232 DAVE: He's calling me Dave because it's not my real name. 440 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,194 Just grab anything that looks old. He pays big for old shit like this. 441 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,282 Paul. Paul. 442 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:27,371 - Paul. Jesus. - I just wanna get you pregnant. 443 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,916 You know, my daughter come out, she be like 11 pounds, 20 ounces. 444 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,961 You know, running around the house with the doo-doo Pamper on. 445 00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:41,051 - This guy's got a gun. - What? 446 00:28:42,762 --> 00:28:43,804 I'm a cop. 447 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,683 [TASER BUZZES] 448 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,309 JIMMY: Ah! - Now I'm a cop. 449 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:53,981 Now, I need to see you. I just wanna be home with you. You know? 450 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,859 I'll start everything right now, you know? 451 00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:58,068 Hey! 452 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,947 - Hey! - Jimmy, I'm on the phone. 453 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,407 MANGOLD: Mr. Monroe... 454 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:06,118 ...we are the police. We're here to help. 455 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:09,496 Now, you've been the victim of a crime, do you understand? 456 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:11,123 I don't have time for this shit. 457 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,709 Whoa. Whoa, guy. 458 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:19,131 Based on the emotional state, how should we proceed? What do you think? 459 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:22,468 We get him a psych evaluation. We're gonna take you to Bellevue... 460 00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:24,178 ...just to make sure you're okay. 461 00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:26,346 HUNSAKER: Now, for the record... 462 00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:30,184 ...how long, actually, have you been a... 463 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:31,977 ...hobbyist? 464 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:36,273 MANGOLD: Now, were there any identifying marks on the suspects? 465 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:42,905 Nope. 466 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:46,366 PAUL: Okay, seven robberies, all with similar M.O.s. 467 00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:48,619 All in Queens, five in Far Rockaway. 468 00:29:48,786 --> 00:29:51,371 It just got me to thinking maybe our guy... 469 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:55,042 ...got his tattoo from a local parlor in the neighborhood. 470 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:59,838 Now, here comes the genius. Check it out. Bust it, it might blind you. 471 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,716 This is the stuff my mother used to tell her friends about. 472 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:06,220 "My son is a genius. My son is a genius. He's a genius." 473 00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:11,391 I called all the local parlors, using the robberies as a radius... 474 00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:15,145 ...and I think I got one guy that says he might have given somebody... 475 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:18,232 ...a wiener dog surfer tattoo on his forearm. 476 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,693 Ah! What the fuck, man? 477 00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:24,154 It's a cartoon dog surfing on his forearm. 478 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:26,907 Why don't you tell my partner who Dave is... 479 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,826 ...before he draws two unicorns fucking on your face. 480 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:31,495 - Give it up. - Dave owes me money. 481 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:34,206 Says he's gonna pay after he hits this house tonight. 482 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,500 He's been casing one on the beach. In Rockaway. 483 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,627 That's all I know, man. That's all I know. 484 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:42,422 PAUL: It just keeps ringing and ringing and ringing. I mean, where the hell is she? 485 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:43,674 JIMMY: Just relax. 486 00:30:43,841 --> 00:30:46,593 PAUL: Four fifteen in the morning and she doesn't pick up? 487 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:49,972 Ask any cop, his wife is sleeping with the phone next to the pillow... 488 00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:53,350 ...just in case something happens. She's probably with that Henry. 489 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:56,103 I am not doing this shit again. 490 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,105 Jesus. 491 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:03,860 - Who's this Henry guy? - He's our neighbor. 492 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:11,243 Every morning when Debbie takes the trash out... 493 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:14,288 ...this Henry guy happens to take his trash out. 494 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:18,750 "Oh, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, you look wonderful. 495 00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:20,794 How about you come over. 496 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:23,088 Really? He's working all night?" 497 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:31,597 "Why don't you come over around 11. 498 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:38,270 While he's putting his life on the line, I could dickey-do you from behind." 499 00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:48,739 - Dickey-do? - Fucking monocle-wearing motherfucker. 500 00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:53,869 - Know what? I'm calling Debbie. - Give me that. Give me the phone. 501 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,913 - Give it back, Jim. Give me my phone. - I'm not giving it back. 502 00:31:57,081 --> 00:32:00,167 Sick of this paranoid, "My wife is fucking around on me" bullshit. 503 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:03,128 - It's driving me fucking crazy. - I promise I won't call her. 504 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:06,298 If you're not gonna call, then you don't need the phone, do you? 505 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,967 - Give me my phone, Jim. - I'm not gonna... Man, what...? 506 00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,302 Get off. I swear to God... 507 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,679 - You better get off of me. - Give me the phone. 508 00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:14,640 - Give me my phone. - Head down, I said. 509 00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:16,516 Get your head... What, you happy now? 510 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:21,772 Jesus Christ. You're a fucking child. 511 00:32:23,149 --> 00:32:24,900 Oh, man. 512 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:27,319 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 513 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:30,656 PAUL: What? What's going on? - Yo, what is that? Look at this. 514 00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:35,160 - Unbelievable. - Let me see. 515 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:37,496 They're on the roof. What the fuck is that? 516 00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:47,381 PAUL: That's called parkour. 517 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:51,426 It's a French martial art to get you around and over stuff. 518 00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:53,553 What are you, Wikipedia? 519 00:32:54,597 --> 00:32:58,350 - Got sand in the binoculars. - That's because you put it on my face. 520 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:01,478 JIMMY: We lost him now. Wait a minute. 521 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,649 - Oh, man. - What? 522 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,735 JIMMY: Are you kidding me? - What? 523 00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:14,241 He's taking a shit in the house. Look. Upstairs. Where the light is. 524 00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:16,910 Oh, shit. He's taking a shit in the house. 525 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:20,580 What kind of guy takes a shit in the same house that he's robbing? 526 00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:24,584 I don't know. What kind of guy takes a shit in a high-pressure situation like this? 527 00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:26,837 I'm not shitting nowhere except for my house. 528 00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:30,090 I will pinch it in my ass for hours before I let it go. 529 00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:32,300 But when I let it go, here, she blows. 530 00:33:32,468 --> 00:33:36,179 Here, she blows. The big brown shark is gonna come. 531 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:38,849 I set records with my shit turds. 532 00:33:39,016 --> 00:33:40,934 I move my bowels all over my toilet. 533 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:43,729 All over my bathroom, I'm moving bowels. 534 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,022 I shit so hard sometimes... 535 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:49,943 ...people next door be like, "Warriors, come out and play." 536 00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:02,164 JIMMY: Oh, God. 537 00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:03,707 PAUL: What? - We got a problem. 538 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,168 Somebody's coming home. Come on. 539 00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:09,254 LAURA: "All your base are belong to us"? What is that? 540 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:12,924 These Japanese guys made a video game. They don't know how to speak English. 541 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:16,303 - That is really, really weird. - Hey. Ma'am. 542 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:19,055 - What? - N.Y.P.D. Can you come here a minute? 543 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:21,516 What's going on? Why are we crouched down? 544 00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:23,810 I'm Detective Hodges, this is Detective Monroe. 545 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,979 - Somebody broke into your house. - What? 546 00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:28,940 He's in there. What we need you to do is take your son... 547 00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:33,069 ...go across the street to your neighbor's, and wait for us to get you, all right? 548 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:37,741 I'm not going anywhere. I'm gonna go take care of the son of a... B... . Myself. 549 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:41,244 Whoa, ma'am. I need you to put that gun on the deck right now. 550 00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,163 No. F that. I'm not going anywhere. 551 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,750 I'm telling you, somebody's stealing my stuff, I've worked too G. D. Hard. 552 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,336 - You gonna smoke somebody, Mom? - F'ing A right I am. 553 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:53,673 - Ma'am, just please, put the gun down. - No F'ing way. I know my rights. 554 00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:56,426 Lady. Put the F'ing gun down on the ground right now... 555 00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,805 ...take your son across the F'ing street to your neighbor's house... 556 00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:02,140 ...and stay there until we come and get you. 557 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:05,018 Jesus C. 558 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:09,523 You better not screw up any of my furniture. It's custom-made Italian. 559 00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:51,731 PAUL: Jimmy! 560 00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:55,235 [GRUNTS] 561 00:35:59,782 --> 00:36:00,824 Shit. 562 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,584 Did you just fall down the stairs? 563 00:36:12,378 --> 00:36:14,337 - No. PAUL: Shoot him, Jimmy. 564 00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:17,090 - He rubbing my titty. - Put it down. 565 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:20,176 - I don't mean to. It's just nervous energy. - Hold still, Paul. 566 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:21,887 Just tell Debbie that I love her. 567 00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:24,055 - Who's Debbie? - She's my old lady. 568 00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:26,266 - Take your hand off his breast. - Kill him, Jimmy. 569 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,934 [SCREAMING] 570 00:36:28,644 --> 00:36:32,731 Let him go, or the next one goes right through your head. 571 00:36:34,108 --> 00:36:36,359 - Drop the gun on the floor. - No. No. 572 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:39,279 It's brand-new zebrawood, asshole. 573 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:43,950 Give it to me. 574 00:36:47,663 --> 00:36:49,247 Here. Fucking pussies. 575 00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:52,459 Motherfuckers. What do you think a doormat is for? 576 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,544 Pigs. 577 00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:00,884 MAN: Poh Boy. Poh Boy. 578 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,469 We can get the car back, man. 579 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:03,678 [MAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 580 00:37:03,846 --> 00:37:05,680 Shh. 581 00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:07,474 Juan. 582 00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:16,441 The contents of the Mercedes are very, very important to me. 583 00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:17,859 [GUNSHOT] 584 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:20,654 Five grand to anyone who brings me that car. 585 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,989 [GUNSHOT] 586 00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:27,619 DAVE: Wow, man. Holy shit. Can you believe that? 587 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:30,246 That girl almost blew my head off. Feel my pulse, man. 588 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,624 That was crazy. Crazy. 589 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,918 You were there. That happened. 590 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,253 Shut up. I'm on the phone. 591 00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:39,589 All right. I'll be quiet. Hey. 592 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:43,134 I'm craving cheese right now. Could we stop, get some cheese? 593 00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:46,930 Hey, turd burglar, all I wanna hear is where my baseball card is. 594 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:48,306 Where my partner's gun is. 595 00:37:48,474 --> 00:37:50,183 - Your what? - My baseball card. 596 00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:52,477 Why you talking to me about baseball cards? 597 00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:57,524 Holy shit. Dude, I just Tasered you, man. Oh-ho! 598 00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:00,652 Man. Hey, did you shit your pants when you got Tasered? 599 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:04,698 Because I Tasered myself, like, five times one night, I didn't shit my pants at all. 600 00:38:04,865 --> 00:38:06,825 I had a little turtle head. It was like: 601 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:10,453 Like that, man. It wasn't what I thought it was gonna be. 602 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:13,707 - Machine again. - Who you trying to call? Your lady? 603 00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:17,335 - Six o'clock. She's probably asleep. - Maybe she's banging another guy... 604 00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:19,546 ...and she doesn't wanna pick up the phone. 605 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:22,215 Dude, just sit the fuck back there and shut up. 606 00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:25,719 Hey, you shut up. Hey. Can I get her number? 607 00:38:25,886 --> 00:38:28,388 Oh, psych. I already got it. 608 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:31,641 You keep obsessing about this thing, it's gonna drive you crazy. 609 00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:34,060 I know, I know. But he keep on saying stuff. 610 00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:38,356 Maybe your wife suffers from that CCD disorder I saw on the news. 611 00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:41,818 - What's CCD? - Cock-Craving Disorder. 612 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:47,907 It's where they crave the cock. Any cock, every cock. 613 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:50,577 She's probably in the middle of a D.P. Right now. 614 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:57,333 - Double penetration. - [MOUTHS] What? 615 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:00,378 He said "double penetration." 616 00:39:00,546 --> 00:39:02,505 - Shut up. - You wanna shoot me? 617 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:05,258 - I'll shoot you in the face. - Shoot you in the face. 618 00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:08,094 What? Shut the f... Shut up. 619 00:39:08,262 --> 00:39:09,387 - Just shut up. - Shut up. 620 00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:10,805 PAUL: Stop repeating me. 621 00:39:10,973 --> 00:39:12,265 Stop repeating... 622 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,684 Shut up, man. You see what he's doing, Jim? 623 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:15,935 Shut up. 624 00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:18,396 Jim, do you see what he's doing? 625 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:21,816 - He's trying to live here rent-free. - Don't tap your head with a gun. 626 00:39:21,984 --> 00:39:23,193 - Shut up. - Okay. 627 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,070 - Just shut up. - Shut up. 628 00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:26,738 Man, don't be saying what I say. 629 00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:28,531 - Shut your mouth. - Shut your mouth. 630 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:29,908 - Not a peep. - Not a peep. 631 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,367 - Duck season. - Rabbit season. 632 00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:33,620 - Come on. - You see what I'm saying, Jim? 633 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:37,415 - Come on, Jim. - Throw out this motherfuck... 634 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,084 Let's all calm down here. 635 00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:44,297 You're angry, you're tired. I'm going to jail anyway, so let's just all chill out, okay? 636 00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:49,803 Knock, knock. 637 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:52,639 Jim, don't do it. 638 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:53,807 Don't do it. 639 00:39:53,974 --> 00:39:56,559 - Lf you value our partnership, don't do it. - Do it. 640 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:59,395 - Been putting it in together for nine years. - Do it. 641 00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:00,730 - Don't do it, Jim. - Do it. 642 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:02,649 - Jim, don't do it, Jim. - Do it. Do it. 643 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:03,817 Who's there? 644 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:06,152 - Why'd you do it, Jim? Why? - Thank you. 645 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,571 Why? To humiliate me? 646 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,532 - Orange. - For what? 647 00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:19,499 No. No. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 648 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,292 No. No. 649 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:24,003 No, no, no. 650 00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:25,213 Hell, no. 651 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:27,298 No. No. 652 00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:30,385 I refu... No. No. 653 00:40:33,889 --> 00:40:36,015 Orange who, damn it? 654 00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:39,561 Orange you pissed your wife's taking it in the ass from another guy? 655 00:40:39,728 --> 00:40:40,895 I'm gonna kill you, mother... 656 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,776 JIMMY: You're gonna tell us where my baseball card is. 657 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:51,030 PAUL: And where my gun is. DAVE: That's so fucking gangster. 658 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:55,034 PAUL: That's it. That's it. 659 00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:58,037 Get out, you witty-bitty bing-bong freak. 660 00:40:58,205 --> 00:41:01,374 Witty-bitty bing-bong ass out of the car. 661 00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:04,711 DAVE: Ow! PAUL: You try to run... 662 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:06,671 ...l'll shoot you in the ass. 663 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:08,673 This is police brutality. 664 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,049 Not yet. 665 00:41:10,217 --> 00:41:11,885 [JIMMY LAUGHS] 666 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:16,890 - What are you doing? - All right. Last chance. 667 00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:22,312 - Tell me where my baseball card is. - Okay. Okay. 668 00:41:22,479 --> 00:41:24,564 Your baseball card, it's... 669 00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:28,151 It's in Paul's wife's pussy. 670 00:41:32,072 --> 00:41:34,699 - Let's get him, Jim. - At least we tried, right? 671 00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:37,827 - Been nice knowing you. PAUL: You run your mouth too much. 672 00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:41,706 DAVE: You run your mouth too much. - Jim, you see him doing...? 673 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:45,335 What's the fastest a human being can run? 674 00:41:45,502 --> 00:41:47,420 I don't know, but let's go for the record. 675 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:48,588 Hang on. 676 00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:51,090 DAVE: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 677 00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:53,718 [DAVE YELLING] 678 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,435 Shit. Oh, my dick, my balls! 679 00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:04,771 Oh, Mommy. 680 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,238 What a rush. 681 00:42:14,406 --> 00:42:16,741 You guys are fun, man. 682 00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:19,744 You wanna go on the Cyclone next? 683 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:23,539 I'm kidding. I'm putting on a brave face. I don't want to do that again. 684 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:28,419 I sold your gun and card for a few eight balls... 685 00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:32,131 ...and some mescaline and some ecstasy and... 686 00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:34,300 You sold my baseball card for drugs? 687 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,553 - Yes. - What's your dealer's name? 688 00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:41,057 - I don't know. I don't know his name. - He's nickel-and-diming us. 689 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,226 How you think he gonna do on the BQE, Jim? 690 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,561 Not good. Let's take him for a drag. 691 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:48,147 No, no, no. I don't know him. Okay? 692 00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:51,150 He's like el fantasma. He's a ghost. You'll never see him. 693 00:42:51,318 --> 00:42:52,485 Give me his name. 694 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,904 Okay, come on, guys. I don't know his name, okay? 695 00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:57,407 - He uses different kids every time... - His name! 696 00:42:57,574 --> 00:42:58,783 Nice. 697 00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:01,160 Poh Boy. 698 00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:03,788 He goes by the name Poh Boy. 699 00:43:11,505 --> 00:43:14,424 Hey, fellas. Beautiful day, huh? 700 00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:18,678 Believe this shit? Fuck you, homes. You trespassing. 701 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,680 You come straight out of a comic book. 702 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:22,849 Somebody didn't get enough love as a child. 703 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:24,767 This'll make you feel warm and fuzzy. 704 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:28,021 I ain't some kid you're gonna just come shove off a bike, pig. 705 00:43:28,188 --> 00:43:30,982 - Wow, you saw that? - That's right, cell phone bitch. 706 00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:32,775 You know how many hits I got? 707 00:43:34,945 --> 00:43:38,531 That many hits. Now, if you don't start respecting 5-0... 708 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:41,451 ...you gonna make me get my hit count up. 709 00:43:41,618 --> 00:43:43,619 [IN SPANISH] 710 00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:45,538 We wanna know where Poh Boy is. 711 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:48,708 [IN ENGLISH] Don't do it, homes. Don't fucking do it. 712 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:52,462 - Who? - You know where Poh Boy is? 713 00:43:52,629 --> 00:43:57,216 [IN SPANISH] 714 00:43:57,926 --> 00:43:59,969 - He's French. - Oh. 715 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:03,222 Well, Pierre, fee-fee, foo-foo, volly froo. 716 00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:04,724 Dijon mustard, motherfucker. 717 00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:06,476 We going in. Come on. 718 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:14,859 PAUL: Jesus. 719 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:25,161 Oh, he got your card. 720 00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:29,749 You guys like my diamond vault, right? 721 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:34,295 And baseball is played on a diamond. Get it? 722 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:36,714 So who was it that named you after the sandwich? 723 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,842 Your mom or your dad? 724 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:42,261 How can I be of service to you, officers? 725 00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:45,181 I want my baseball card. 726 00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,725 - What card might that be? - Don't play cute with us. 727 00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:49,852 And don't you raise your voice in my house. 728 00:44:54,441 --> 00:44:56,859 Because if such a card exists, then... 729 00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:59,612 ...you know, it might easily get destroyed. 730 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,448 - So you do have it. POH BOY: I ain't say that. 731 00:45:02,616 --> 00:45:03,950 What if someone did? 732 00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:08,287 Are we still playing what-ifs? 733 00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:12,667 All right, what if you had to make some sort of deal to get it back? 734 00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:14,544 What if we arrest your ass? 735 00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:16,587 What if your house caught on fire? 736 00:45:16,755 --> 00:45:20,466 What if your Andy Pafko card... 737 00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:25,555 ...accidentally falls into a running garbage disposal? 738 00:45:26,181 --> 00:45:29,725 I think I just had the scariest "what if," homes. 739 00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:32,728 What kind of deal you talking about? 740 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:39,068 Deal. Man. Let's call it a favor. 741 00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:41,070 - Nothing illegal. POH BOY: No. 742 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:45,992 No, someone stole my vehicle, officer. 743 00:45:46,493 --> 00:45:50,746 This car has tremendous sentimental value to me. 744 00:45:51,373 --> 00:45:56,127 All I want is for you to do what cops are supposed to do... 745 00:45:56,837 --> 00:45:58,921 ...and find my fucking car. 746 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:03,426 - So the car for the card. POH BOY: If you could get me my car back... 747 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:08,639 ...then perhaps Señor Pafko makes his way back to you. 748 00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:13,102 - And safe at home. - Oh, fuck this. 749 00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:16,314 Give us the card, or I'm gonna go berserk in this motherfucker. 750 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:20,526 Watch this, man. Boys. 751 00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:30,703 You like that? Yeah, we practiced that shit for an hour. 752 00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:34,707 So shoot. Go ahead. You might get me. 753 00:46:45,844 --> 00:46:47,178 JIMMY: So... 754 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:49,722 ...what kind of car are we talking about? 755 00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:55,019 POH BOY: Those the two from the phone store? 756 00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:58,689 JUAN [IN SPANISH]: 757 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:07,490 Calculated risk, baby brother. I need that car. 758 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,242 So you follow them. 759 00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:11,077 PAUL: You know the bonobo chimpanzee... 760 00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:15,039 ...is the only non-human primate that has oral sex? 761 00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:17,750 JIMMY: Where do you find the time to watch the Animal Planet? 762 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:21,295 I'm with you 25 hours a day. 763 00:47:21,463 --> 00:47:24,465 I have to feed this. I have to feed this, okay? 764 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:28,803 Well, you're a compendium of fucking useless information. 765 00:47:28,971 --> 00:47:32,598 Well, I don't wanna look at reality TV because that's the bowels of Hollywood. 766 00:47:32,766 --> 00:47:36,269 I fucking hate reality TV. You're right, it fucking blows. 767 00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:40,231 And I like to see chimpanzees getting head. 768 00:47:41,441 --> 00:47:42,608 You got a point. 769 00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:44,860 [CAR ALARM BEEPING] 770 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:46,529 Here we go. 771 00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:55,955 So this guy's the biggest car thief in Brooklyn. 772 00:47:56,581 --> 00:47:58,291 Let's be careful. 773 00:48:11,805 --> 00:48:13,472 You just scratched my ride. 774 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,142 - What the hell are you doing, Tommy? - Driving, bitch. 775 00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:17,977 - Get out the car. - Because I'm black? 776 00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:20,563 - No, because you're 10. - Eleven. 777 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,815 PAUL: Get out. TOMMY: I was wearing my seat belt. 778 00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:25,318 Get out of the car, you little repeat offender. 779 00:48:25,485 --> 00:48:26,652 Fuck. 780 00:48:29,823 --> 00:48:33,326 We need to know about the Mercedes that was stolen a couple of nights ago... 781 00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:35,328 ...in the back of the mini-mart. 782 00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:38,998 I ain't telling you shit. And you can't do shit. Because I'm a minor. 783 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,666 [JIMMY LAUGHS] 784 00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:43,669 Fuck you too, Professor X-looking motherfucker. 785 00:48:43,837 --> 00:48:45,338 You are an angry young man. 786 00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:48,007 - Messing with my business, bitch. - Whose car is this? 787 00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:48,966 - Your mama's. - You mother... 788 00:48:49,926 --> 00:48:52,303 - What? - You know, I will smack the black off you. 789 00:48:52,471 --> 00:48:55,973 - You can't do anything to me. - Tell us about the stolen Mercedes Benz. 790 00:48:56,141 --> 00:48:58,809 - I'm not telling you nothing. - You tell me something or... 791 00:48:58,977 --> 00:49:00,978 [GRUNTS] 792 00:49:01,146 --> 00:49:02,938 Motherfucker. 793 00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:04,774 I told you be careful. 794 00:49:04,941 --> 00:49:07,860 [TOMMY LAUGHS, THEN GRUNTS] 795 00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:12,198 Paul, did you just punch a little child? 796 00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:17,161 There's things you don't know about me. Fuck a little kid up if he kick me in the dick. 797 00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:19,705 Come on. Let's go. I'm gonna throw you in the river. 798 00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:22,500 - Sick of this. Let's go. - Tell us about the stolen car. 799 00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:24,710 - Fuck you. PAUL: I hope your ass could swim. 800 00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:26,545 JIMMY: Better yet... 801 00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:30,466 ...I should take you home and tell your mom what you've been up to. 802 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,386 - No. She'll beat my ass. - Tell me about the Mercedes. 803 00:49:33,553 --> 00:49:37,973 It wasn't me. But I know the guys who stole it. They sold it to a lawyer. 804 00:49:39,059 --> 00:49:41,394 - You all right? - Ouch. 805 00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:43,896 JIMMY: Give me the name. - Kapanowski. Something crazy. 806 00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:47,233 He's Russian. I can get you the address. Just don't take me home. 807 00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:51,320 Get that address. 808 00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:54,907 I'm 11 and I got a better phone than you. 809 00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:57,368 Broke-ass bitch. Yo. 810 00:50:00,205 --> 00:50:03,707 Whoa. Tongues are cut out. 811 00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:06,544 HUNSAKER: Yeah, that's a big thing with the Latin gangs. 812 00:50:06,711 --> 00:50:09,630 They like to remove the tongues so you can't repent your sins... 813 00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:11,841 ...to Jesus in the afterlife. 814 00:50:12,008 --> 00:50:15,845 So, what are these boys? Salvadoran? Honduran? 815 00:50:16,012 --> 00:50:19,932 Rudels. That makes them Mexican nationals. 816 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:25,438 Intricate stitching, higher heel, skin usually of an endangered species. 817 00:50:25,605 --> 00:50:30,401 - In this case, goddamn it, sea turtle. - How the hell do you know that? 818 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,280 I know boots. 819 00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,200 MANGOLD: Those are great. HUNSAKER: Thank you. 820 00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:40,286 MANGOLD: I might be thinking about getting a pair. 821 00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:44,832 - No, sir. These boots would wear you. - You don't mean that. 822 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,793 Let me ask you a question, cop-to-cop. 823 00:50:47,961 --> 00:50:51,088 What size do you think those are? I'm a 10. 824 00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:52,465 You might wanna... 825 00:50:54,634 --> 00:50:55,676 [SPITS] 826 00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:57,303 Never wear a dead man's boots. 827 00:50:57,471 --> 00:51:00,139 That is a world of bad luck you do not want a part of. 828 00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:03,434 Sorry. And thank you. 829 00:51:04,853 --> 00:51:09,482 So, maybe we should find out what got these hombres in so much hot salsa. 830 00:51:09,649 --> 00:51:10,649 HUNSAKER: Gentlemen. 831 00:51:10,817 --> 00:51:13,819 PAUL: Still don't understand how he got the rooster to play the piano. 832 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:18,157 JIMMY: He just puts a little chicken feed on the keys that he wants the chicken to peck... 833 00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:20,159 ...so he can play a song. 834 00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:23,370 - It's not that complicated. PAUL: I'm gonna be the bad guy. 835 00:51:23,538 --> 00:51:26,457 No, you're not. You fucked up your whole performance last time. 836 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,501 Bullshit. I was totally believable. 837 00:51:28,668 --> 00:51:29,668 [IN SPANISH] 838 00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:31,837 PAUL: I've been working on my acting. JIMMY: That's not acting. 839 00:51:32,005 --> 00:51:33,005 PAUL: Homage. 840 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:34,840 - I'm playing the bad guy. - You ain't. 841 00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:36,133 No. You ain't. 842 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,307 Jimmy, you sucker-punching piece of shit. 843 00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:48,145 What are you doing? No, please, don't. No. No. No. 844 00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:51,440 Hey, are you a lawyer? Hey. Are you a lawyer? 845 00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:52,691 Get over here! 846 00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:54,777 - You, come here. - Don't kill me. No, no! 847 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,570 Take her, please. Take her. 848 00:51:56,738 --> 00:51:59,698 No. She's more valuable. She won't scream. 849 00:52:00,158 --> 00:52:02,034 - Drop the gun. - Put that gun down, copper. 850 00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:05,371 - I am a hostage negotiator. I'm a police. - Put it down. 851 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:08,207 Please, citizens, stand away from that criminal. 852 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:11,377 - Not a step further, copper. - Easy, big fella. 853 00:52:11,545 --> 00:52:13,337 Easy. 854 00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:15,422 - Easy. - Easy, big fellow. 855 00:52:15,590 --> 00:52:17,508 - We don't wanna... Easy. - Easy, big... 856 00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:20,511 - Shut up. - Easy. Simmer down. Simmer down... 857 00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:23,556 I killed 11 people today. I don't care. I'll kill more. 858 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:26,892 Eleven people? I am an attorney, I can represent you. I have card. 859 00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:30,062 Don't hurt nobody. We don't wanna hurt nobody. Easy, big fella. 860 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,897 - Where's the car keys? - Car keys? 861 00:52:32,065 --> 00:52:34,316 Right. I need the car. We're getting out of here. 862 00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:38,237 - Easy, easy, easy. - No car. No car. You have my wife. 863 00:52:38,405 --> 00:52:39,697 Go get the car keys! 864 00:52:39,864 --> 00:52:41,907 I'm your friend. Listen. I'm your friend. 865 00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:45,578 - You are in direct violation of code five. - What are you doing? 866 00:52:45,745 --> 00:52:48,038 I'm doing Robocop. You need to stay in character. 867 00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:50,541 - Would you come on. - You need to stay in character. 868 00:52:50,709 --> 00:52:52,751 JIMMY: Outside. Outside. - Just... 869 00:52:52,919 --> 00:52:55,588 You're a terrible police officer. You know that? 870 00:52:55,755 --> 00:52:59,425 - Where's your car? - In the garage. On the side. In the garage. 871 00:52:59,593 --> 00:53:05,180 - All right. I'm taking the dame with me. - Hey, man. Hey, man, take me. 872 00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:08,225 Take me, man. Take my gun. 873 00:53:08,393 --> 00:53:12,271 I feel your pain, bro. Me. I feel your pain. 874 00:53:14,190 --> 00:53:17,276 - All right. I'm taking the cop with me. - Okay. 875 00:53:22,782 --> 00:53:23,949 [JIMMY LAUGHS] 876 00:53:24,117 --> 00:53:27,286 That is what I'm talking about. Meryl motherfucking Streep, baby. 877 00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:30,914 - Totally in character, totally believable. - You were terrible. 878 00:53:31,082 --> 00:53:35,544 Eleven people? You killed 11 people today? And why did you smack me? 879 00:53:35,712 --> 00:53:36,754 I was in the moment... 880 00:53:36,921 --> 00:53:41,800 ...and the moment said smack you. - You can't be all the time trying to slap... 881 00:53:42,927 --> 00:53:44,428 Jesus Christ! 882 00:53:47,932 --> 00:53:50,726 - Who the fuck are these guys? PAUL: It's the dude from the store! 883 00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:55,147 What the...? 884 00:54:02,989 --> 00:54:04,448 Oh, the hell with this shit! 885 00:54:16,753 --> 00:54:18,253 What the...? 886 00:54:28,848 --> 00:54:33,602 A goddamn cemetery? Well, that's just fucking great, Paul. Really. 887 00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:38,941 All we gotta do now is just hop out of the car... 888 00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:41,652 ...and we can hop in a fucking grave. - Hop. 889 00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:45,072 JIMMY: Hold the car still. 890 00:54:47,158 --> 00:54:49,326 - Let them have it, baby. - Shit. 891 00:54:49,494 --> 00:54:51,203 Now's a good time to do something. 892 00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:13,726 Yeah. 893 00:55:43,339 --> 00:55:47,634 PAUL: This is a pretty goddamn popular car. JIMMY: Let's find out why. 894 00:55:51,222 --> 00:55:54,600 [THUDDING] 895 00:56:01,357 --> 00:56:03,108 PAUL: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 896 00:56:03,276 --> 00:56:04,443 [MUFFLED SCREAMING] 897 00:56:04,611 --> 00:56:07,237 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 898 00:56:07,405 --> 00:56:08,530 [IN SPANISH] 899 00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:10,115 PAUL: Are you all right? 900 00:56:16,164 --> 00:56:17,289 Hold on. 901 00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:18,791 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 902 00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:21,543 Look. Police. Paul. Police. 903 00:56:21,711 --> 00:56:24,922 - Paul. "Jimmy." - "Jimmy"? 904 00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:27,382 Gabriela. 905 00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:29,134 Grabiela? 906 00:56:30,136 --> 00:56:31,470 Gabriela. 907 00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:34,932 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 908 00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:40,854 Let's just get her to a washroom. 909 00:56:41,022 --> 00:56:42,064 GABRIELA: 910 00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:44,608 JIMMY: It's gonna be okay. PAUL: It's okay. It's okay. 911 00:56:45,026 --> 00:56:46,443 JUNIOR [IN SPANISH]: 912 00:56:47,862 --> 00:56:50,823 [JUNIOR WHIMPERING] 913 00:56:58,331 --> 00:57:00,249 You lose the Mercedes. 914 00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:04,545 You lose the girl. 915 00:57:06,172 --> 00:57:10,467 And you get Juan killed. My baby brother. 916 00:57:14,472 --> 00:57:15,889 What? 917 00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:20,477 Five grand's not enough, man? What, I gotta up it? 918 00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:23,272 Fucking 20 Gs. 919 00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:25,941 Those putos go anywhere with that girl... 920 00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:27,442 ...man, I wanna know. 921 00:57:28,361 --> 00:57:31,989 I'll take a order of spicy carrots and some guacamole. 922 00:57:32,365 --> 00:57:35,409 What? How's me eating gonna hurt? 923 00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:36,910 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 924 00:57:37,078 --> 00:57:38,829 Chimichinga with shredded beef. 925 00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:42,207 No food, Manuel. I need your help over here with something, all right? 926 00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:43,417 Of course, Jimmy. 927 00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:46,378 - Spicy food. - It's not just for me, it's for the table. 928 00:57:52,176 --> 00:57:53,218 Listen, Manuel... 929 00:57:53,386 --> 00:57:57,097 Manuel, this is Gabriolo. Gabarolo. Gabarolo. 930 00:57:57,265 --> 00:57:58,849 And she's in trouble. 931 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:02,394 We need you to interpret her story and let her know we're here to help. 932 00:58:02,562 --> 00:58:04,438 But we need to know what happened to her. 933 00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:06,273 Okay. All right. 934 00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:26,335 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 935 00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:28,837 She's really scared. 936 00:59:13,132 --> 00:59:15,759 We need to talk somewhere private. Now. 937 00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:17,260 - All right. - Yeah, let's go. 938 00:59:23,059 --> 00:59:24,393 HUNSAKER: Yes. Well, l... 939 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:27,020 MANGOLD: Got something. Got something, Ray. It's really big. 940 00:59:27,188 --> 00:59:28,939 I am about to seriously blow you... 941 00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:33,610 ...away. - Right, well, I appreciate it very much. 942 00:59:33,778 --> 00:59:35,404 All right. Bye. 943 00:59:35,571 --> 00:59:38,281 - I'm sorry, you were saying something. - Got a ballistics match. 944 00:59:38,449 --> 00:59:39,574 Uh-huh. 945 00:59:40,493 --> 00:59:44,830 Now, from the gun found on the dead banger at the cemetery. 946 00:59:44,997 --> 00:59:46,456 - Now, that gun. - Look at that. 947 00:59:46,624 --> 00:59:49,126 - This gun... - That's a gun. 948 00:59:49,293 --> 00:59:52,003 It's in a bag. - Is registered to none other... 949 00:59:52,171 --> 00:59:53,672 ...than Detective Paul... - Hodges. 950 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,508 Damn. How did you know? You been in the bathroom all day. 951 00:59:56,676 --> 00:59:59,344 Look what I have, a picture of the crazy clown right here. 952 01:00:02,557 --> 01:00:07,352 Okay. Gabriela was the mistress of one of Mexico's biggest drug dealers. 953 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,855 - The one who got killed? MANUEL: She went to the police... 954 01:00:10,022 --> 01:00:12,357 ...and they tried to kill her in her home. 955 01:00:13,317 --> 01:00:14,443 They killed her sister. 956 01:00:15,194 --> 01:00:17,821 Her brother, he paid a man to get her across the border. 957 01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:20,532 When she was going across, that coyote sold her out. 958 01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:22,117 Some men put her in a plane. 959 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:25,245 Then they put her in the trunk in a car for two days. 960 01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:28,123 And you know the rest. 961 01:00:34,255 --> 01:00:35,380 I'll be right back. 962 01:00:36,090 --> 01:00:37,716 JIMMY: Get me a shirt, will you? 963 01:00:53,274 --> 01:00:55,150 So my daughter's getting married. 964 01:00:56,694 --> 01:00:57,861 It's a guy named Ronald. 965 01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:03,074 He's nice to her, he's nice to my daughter. 966 01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:13,335 When my daughter was born, the first thing that she did, the moment she was born... 967 01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:16,087 ...she winked at me. Can you imagine that? 968 01:01:16,714 --> 01:01:18,006 A little infant doing that? 969 01:01:18,174 --> 01:01:21,218 She was trying to tell me everything was gonna be all right. 970 01:01:21,385 --> 01:01:24,262 Always made it easy for me. Even in divorce. 971 01:01:24,430 --> 01:01:26,973 Always made it easy. Easy-going kid. 972 01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:28,683 Really... 973 01:01:34,690 --> 01:01:36,566 I just want her to be happy, that's all. 974 01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:43,615 Her mother thinks I'm a jerk-off. She hates me. 975 01:01:45,576 --> 01:01:48,453 That's why I gotta get this card back. 976 01:01:48,621 --> 01:01:50,330 You know, I just gotta... 977 01:01:50,498 --> 01:01:53,542 One time, I gotta do the right thing... 978 01:01:55,211 --> 01:01:58,296 ...and give my daughter this wedding that she wants. 979 01:01:58,631 --> 01:02:01,466 And then I won't look like such a jerk. 980 01:02:04,595 --> 01:02:06,346 You know what I mean? 981 01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:09,808 Jimmy. 982 01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:17,649 Okay. 983 01:02:28,452 --> 01:02:29,661 JIMMY: How many guns did you get? 984 01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:32,581 This is the hidden nanny cam that I had in my bedroom. 985 01:02:32,748 --> 01:02:36,167 And I can't watch what's on here so I need you to press play. 986 01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:42,007 No. 987 01:02:42,174 --> 01:02:44,384 No fucking way. 988 01:02:44,552 --> 01:02:47,929 - Come on, Jimmy. - I am not looking at that. 989 01:02:48,514 --> 01:02:51,016 You are insane, Paul. 990 01:02:51,183 --> 01:02:54,060 You have a wife in that house that loves you. 991 01:02:54,228 --> 01:02:59,149 And you put a camera in her bedroom. You have actually gone nuts. 992 01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:00,984 But I'll tell you something right now, I'm not looking at it. 993 01:03:05,948 --> 01:03:07,365 No. 994 01:03:07,867 --> 01:03:10,911 - Please? JIMMY: No. 995 01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:15,332 Please? 996 01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:22,130 Don't show me the bear. 997 01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:26,551 Hey, honey. Mind your business back there, all right? 998 01:03:26,928 --> 01:03:30,597 - You don't even know what she said. - Neither do you. Put the fucking bear down. 999 01:03:30,765 --> 01:03:32,390 You know what she said? 1000 01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:36,227 She said, "Please, Jimbo. 1001 01:03:36,395 --> 01:03:38,605 Please look at what's on there, on this tape. 1002 01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:43,443 My master's hurting so bad in his heart. 1003 01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:46,237 - Please?" - You've lost your mind. 1004 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:52,702 You are insane. 1005 01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:55,455 I'm gonna regret this, I know it. 1006 01:04:13,182 --> 01:04:15,767 - There's nothing on here. - Yes. 1007 01:04:16,143 --> 01:04:19,062 - Yes. Yes, you mother... - Here. 1008 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:21,690 Take your bear, take your bear. Put it in the bag. 1009 01:04:22,274 --> 01:04:23,400 - Can we go now? - Yeah. 1010 01:04:23,734 --> 01:04:27,779 PAUL: Yeah. Hey, thanks a lot, buddy. Okay. 1011 01:04:28,864 --> 01:04:30,365 That was my guy at the FBI. 1012 01:04:30,533 --> 01:04:33,451 He says he can help, but he can't be here for another 24 hours. 1013 01:04:33,619 --> 01:04:35,787 So until then, we watch the girl and wait. 1014 01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:37,956 So I guess I just kiss my card goodbye, huh? 1015 01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:41,793 - Jimmy, forget about the card for now. - Think I'm gonna forget Ava's wedding? 1016 01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:45,296 You know I want Ava to have the wedding that she wants. But right now... 1017 01:04:45,464 --> 01:04:48,466 ...my focus is on keeping Gabriela alive. - Think I'm not? 1018 01:04:48,634 --> 01:04:52,429 Not when every word coming out of your mouth is, "My card, my card, my card." 1019 01:04:52,596 --> 01:04:54,597 [PHONE RINGING] 1020 01:04:55,641 --> 01:04:58,101 Jimmy, we're not done yet. 1021 01:04:59,103 --> 01:05:01,771 - Yeah. - Jimmy, it's Hunsak... 1022 01:05:01,939 --> 01:05:05,734 - It's Barry Mangold. I'm here too, brother. - Nice. You know what time it is? 1023 01:05:05,901 --> 01:05:08,403 HUNSAKER: Listen, we found a gun on a known murderer. 1024 01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:10,530 Way to go, Sherlocks. 1025 01:05:10,698 --> 01:05:14,534 It's registered to your partner. We know Paul's dirty. 1026 01:05:14,702 --> 01:05:17,454 Meet us at the Ladder in 20 minutes. 1027 01:05:18,956 --> 01:05:20,331 Yeah. 1028 01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:22,000 All right. 1029 01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:32,761 Going after the card, aren't you? 1030 01:05:32,928 --> 01:05:35,805 - I'm not gonna do this with you now, Paul. PAUL: Chrissakes, Jim. 1031 01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:39,434 Ava will be just as happy if you let Roy and Pam pay for the wedding. 1032 01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:42,854 - Just stay here and watch the girl. - What if Poh Boy put a tail on you? 1033 01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:45,815 I'm not gonna let you jeopardize Gabriela's safety. 1034 01:05:46,692 --> 01:05:48,526 You stay here or you stay away. 1035 01:05:52,281 --> 01:05:55,533 - Don't know what you're talking about, Paul. - Hey, Jim. 1036 01:06:06,587 --> 01:06:09,339 - He came. HUNSAKER: He had to. 1037 01:06:09,507 --> 01:06:12,342 Up past your bedtime, huh, Mangold? 1038 01:06:12,968 --> 01:06:16,554 - Zing. - All right. Thanks for coming, Jimmy. 1039 01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:18,556 We need your help on something. 1040 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:21,101 I need to know if you're aware... 1041 01:06:21,268 --> 01:06:26,064 ...that your partner's piece was used on a hit of a Mexican national. 1042 01:06:30,361 --> 01:06:32,403 He's playing coy. 1043 01:06:33,739 --> 01:06:35,907 Paul's gun was found... 1044 01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:38,993 ...in the dead hand of one Juan Diaz. 1045 01:06:39,161 --> 01:06:43,915 Juan was the shooter from the cell phone store, you may remember. 1046 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:47,335 - Got himself an older brother. MANGOLD: Poh Boy. 1047 01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:48,711 Which is fun to say. 1048 01:06:48,879 --> 01:06:53,675 His name is Poh Boy and he's looking to expand his drug business. 1049 01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:55,593 MANGOLD: He's looking for any help he can get. 1050 01:06:56,470 --> 01:06:58,596 Including cops. 1051 01:06:58,764 --> 01:07:01,099 Just wanna know if you're aware of the situation... 1052 01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:03,768 ...that your partner has gotten you into. 1053 01:07:04,937 --> 01:07:09,899 Help us help you. Think of us like your diary. 1054 01:07:13,571 --> 01:07:17,323 You guys are just out here playing cops and robbers, aren't you? 1055 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:21,578 Got your guns, your badges... 1056 01:07:22,454 --> 01:07:24,622 ...your cute little boots. 1057 01:07:24,790 --> 01:07:27,292 But really you don't have any idea what's going on. 1058 01:07:27,459 --> 01:07:32,881 If you ever try to play me against my partner again, I will fuck you up. 1059 01:07:33,674 --> 01:07:35,466 You first. 1060 01:07:37,761 --> 01:07:39,804 You should know better. 1061 01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:55,820 [PAUL SNORING] 1062 01:08:06,081 --> 01:08:07,290 Hi. 1063 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:09,918 [IN ENGLISH] 1064 01:08:11,670 --> 01:08:13,630 I think I should tell you something. 1065 01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:18,760 This is real nice, but nothing is gonna happen between us. 1066 01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:23,431 See, I'm married. And I love her. 1067 01:08:25,976 --> 01:08:27,518 [IN SPANISH] 1068 01:08:27,853 --> 01:08:30,313 I have feelings for you too. 1069 01:08:30,481 --> 01:08:32,857 Not that I don't want anything to happen between us. 1070 01:08:33,025 --> 01:08:36,361 I think you're beautiful and sexy. 1071 01:08:36,528 --> 01:08:40,531 And you probably even got a bit of a nasty streak when it comes to the bang-bang. 1072 01:08:41,241 --> 01:08:42,283 [IN ENGLISH] Bang-bang. 1073 01:08:42,451 --> 01:08:44,452 Yeah. But nothing is gonna happen. 1074 01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:45,662 [IN SPANISH] 1075 01:08:45,829 --> 01:08:48,665 I hope you can respect that. 1076 01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:57,465 Hey. Hey, wait a minute. What? What? 1077 01:08:57,633 --> 01:09:00,468 I didn't mean anything about the whole bang-bang thing. 1078 01:09:05,557 --> 01:09:07,725 No, I can't get in the shower with you. 1079 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,734 You're getting in the shower. 1080 01:09:21,281 --> 01:09:22,865 [IN ENGLISH] 1081 01:09:31,792 --> 01:09:33,209 [IN SPANISH] 1082 01:09:37,214 --> 01:09:39,424 [SHOWER RUNNING] 1083 01:09:40,050 --> 01:09:41,884 [IN ENGLISH] Don't even look at me like that. 1084 01:09:43,595 --> 01:09:46,723 You just a bear. Shut the fuck up. 1085 01:10:11,290 --> 01:10:12,957 No. 1086 01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:16,377 No. No, Debbie, no. 1087 01:10:16,545 --> 01:10:19,589 No, Debbie, no. 1088 01:10:21,967 --> 01:10:23,092 JIMMY: Diaz. 1089 01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:27,138 Diaz. D-l-A... 1090 01:10:27,306 --> 01:10:29,640 Yeah, okay. That's for you, Ali. 1091 01:10:29,808 --> 01:10:31,517 Okay, thank you. 1092 01:10:31,685 --> 01:10:34,270 Thanks, buddy. Be safe. Take care of yourself. 1093 01:10:34,438 --> 01:10:35,480 Hello? Hello? 1094 01:10:35,647 --> 01:10:39,609 Hey, hello? Yeah? I'm sorry, did I wake you up? 1095 01:10:40,110 --> 01:10:43,613 Hi, I'm calling about the Diaz funeral. 1096 01:10:43,781 --> 01:10:47,408 Yes, Juan Diaz. That's right, Juan Diaz. 1097 01:10:49,119 --> 01:10:52,830 What time is that? What time is that? 1098 01:10:52,998 --> 01:10:55,666 Okay, 2:30, thank you. Thank you. 1099 01:10:55,834 --> 01:11:00,588 I'm so sorry I woke you up. Okay, have a good night. Sweet dreams. 1100 01:11:01,757 --> 01:11:04,258 Ali, I'll see you. Stay out of trouble. 1101 01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:17,188 It's just me. Where's the girl? 1102 01:11:17,356 --> 01:11:19,273 She's in the shower. 1103 01:11:19,983 --> 01:11:21,025 Have you been crying? 1104 01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:24,946 I saw the nanny cam. 1105 01:11:27,032 --> 01:11:29,200 JIMMY: I wish you didn't have to see that. 1106 01:11:30,494 --> 01:11:32,537 I couldn't let you look at it, that's all. 1107 01:11:33,455 --> 01:11:35,414 I've been where you are. 1108 01:11:37,417 --> 01:11:38,501 Roy? 1109 01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:40,211 Yeah. 1110 01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:43,381 Come here, man. 1111 01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:47,718 - Look like you need a hug. - Whoa, you really read that one wrong. 1112 01:11:47,886 --> 01:11:50,721 - It's just that I'm vulnerable. - How long's she been in there? 1113 01:11:50,889 --> 01:11:53,891 I don't know. Does this mean that we're not broken up anymore? 1114 01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:57,019 What are you, in the fifth grade? You're my partner. 1115 01:11:57,187 --> 01:12:02,024 How long's she been in here? Hey. Hey, yo, open up. I gotta go. 1116 01:12:02,192 --> 01:12:06,070 Gabriela, just put a towel on, okay? I'm just gonna... I gotta take a... 1117 01:12:08,740 --> 01:12:13,703 Oh, man. What the fuck? You're a great cop. You are a great cop. 1118 01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:17,415 - I'm supposed to be holding her hand? - You don't let her get out the window. 1119 01:12:17,583 --> 01:12:20,334 You didn't hear that? You fall asleep on the bed, did you? 1120 01:12:20,502 --> 01:12:22,378 No. No. 1121 01:12:24,214 --> 01:12:25,548 Here, you speak Spanish. 1122 01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:29,302 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 1123 01:12:32,055 --> 01:12:34,390 - I know what peligro means. - What's it mean? 1124 01:12:34,558 --> 01:12:36,767 It's Puerto Rican for penguin. I knew that. 1125 01:12:36,935 --> 01:12:39,103 What? We got... 1126 01:12:40,230 --> 01:12:41,355 Whoa. 1127 01:12:44,234 --> 01:12:45,276 That's something... 1128 01:12:45,444 --> 01:12:47,570 ...that you put in a computer. - In a computer. 1129 01:12:47,738 --> 01:12:52,033 JIMMY: That banger that got killed in the cemetery when his car went in the grave? 1130 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:54,368 - Poh Boy's little brother. - So? 1131 01:12:54,536 --> 01:12:56,954 So Mangold and Hunsaker put them together. 1132 01:12:57,122 --> 01:13:01,459 They think I'm a dirty cop because the shit bandit gave Poh Boy my gun? That blows. 1133 01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:07,006 JIMMY: Hey. 1134 01:13:10,052 --> 01:13:12,345 Police. We need to use your computer. 1135 01:13:12,512 --> 01:13:15,306 Well, I don't know. I'm just a night manager... 1136 01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:18,476 ...and for something like that, I'd probably have to call... 1137 01:13:18,644 --> 01:13:21,062 ...and get an okay from the general manager on that. 1138 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:25,608 Translate this, put your GED to work, okay? Thank you. How you doing? 1139 01:13:25,776 --> 01:13:27,902 - What do you do? - Housekeeping. 1140 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:31,948 She's an hourly housekeeper. Hourly-rate housekeeper. 1141 01:13:32,115 --> 01:13:34,575 - Hey, Jim, check this out. - What? 1142 01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:36,494 Now I know I'm not bugging. 1143 01:13:36,662 --> 01:13:39,288 Looks like her boyfriend's bank accounts and suppliers. 1144 01:13:39,456 --> 01:13:41,832 This could make Poh Boy drug king of New York. 1145 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,334 Boom, bam, boom. 1146 01:13:43,502 --> 01:13:47,964 Seven hundred and fifty million dollars. Or 7 billion pesos. Either way... 1147 01:13:48,131 --> 01:13:50,591 PAUL: Know what I'm thinking? Poh Boy never wanted Gabriela. 1148 01:13:51,301 --> 01:13:53,344 - He wanted this flash drive. - Yes, he did. 1149 01:13:53,512 --> 01:13:57,556 She's very afraid for you. The note says: 1150 01:13:57,724 --> 01:14:02,770 "I have put you in danger. You should not die because of me. 1151 01:14:02,938 --> 01:14:06,983 Thank you for your help. You were sweet like chocolate." 1152 01:14:07,150 --> 01:14:08,985 I think she's talking... 1153 01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:10,486 ...to you. 1154 01:14:11,363 --> 01:14:13,698 JIMMY: Okay. I got an APB out on Gabriela. 1155 01:14:13,865 --> 01:14:16,575 We got one hour while Poh Boy's at his brother's funeral... 1156 01:14:16,743 --> 01:14:19,370 ...to break into his house and get my card. PAUL: How? 1157 01:14:20,247 --> 01:14:24,208 DAVE: You're not very chatty, Darnell. - Will you shut the fuck up? 1158 01:14:24,376 --> 01:14:25,626 [TOILET FLUSHES] 1159 01:14:25,794 --> 01:14:28,546 I'm just, like, a social butterfly by nature, you know? 1160 01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:30,506 Hey. 1161 01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:34,427 Do you wanna be my jail cell BFF, without the forced rape? 1162 01:14:34,594 --> 01:14:38,514 Look, man. Can't you see that I'm dealing with some real deep shit? 1163 01:14:38,682 --> 01:14:40,933 - Can't you see I'm trying to reach...? - Hey, guard. 1164 01:14:41,101 --> 01:14:42,560 Hey, guard. You know? 1165 01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:44,395 - Guard. - Guard. 1166 01:14:45,188 --> 01:14:47,023 - Back the f... - Back the f... 1167 01:14:47,357 --> 01:14:48,399 - Hey... - Hey... 1168 01:14:49,693 --> 01:14:51,319 You fucking with me? 1169 01:14:51,486 --> 01:14:52,945 Are you fucking...? 1170 01:14:53,613 --> 01:14:55,573 Back the fuck up, l... 1171 01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:58,534 I will jump on the other side and... 1172 01:14:58,702 --> 01:15:00,494 You trying to...? 1173 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:03,372 Oh, yeah. This motherfucker. 1174 01:15:03,540 --> 01:15:05,875 Yeah. That's, like, one of the things I like to do. 1175 01:15:06,043 --> 01:15:08,794 I like to play the oboe too. And I do parkour. 1176 01:15:08,962 --> 01:15:11,714 That's a couple fun facts about me. You know what I mean? 1177 01:15:11,882 --> 01:15:15,634 Talk to me. Tell me. I wanna know you. 1178 01:15:15,802 --> 01:15:18,220 Come on, man. I wanna get inside of you, Darnell. 1179 01:15:18,388 --> 01:15:22,183 What's your vibe? What do you do? What do you do, man? 1180 01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:24,143 I wanna know about you. 1181 01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:27,104 Like, I wanna know your thing, you know? 1182 01:15:27,272 --> 01:15:29,940 What's up with you? Tell me. 1183 01:15:32,402 --> 01:15:35,613 - I knit sweaters. - What? 1184 01:15:35,781 --> 01:15:37,114 - No way. - Yeah. 1185 01:15:38,033 --> 01:15:40,534 - Come on. - Yeah, come on, I knit sweaters. 1186 01:15:40,702 --> 01:15:43,287 - No, you can't. - Yeah, I can. 1187 01:15:43,455 --> 01:15:44,747 - No, you can't. - Yes, I can. 1188 01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:46,457 - No, you can't. - Yeah, I do, man. 1189 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:49,960 I could knit the fuck out of a big, nice sweater. 1190 01:15:50,128 --> 01:15:51,796 Hey, nutjob. 1191 01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:53,756 Someone just paid your bail. 1192 01:15:53,924 --> 01:15:55,758 - Yeah? - Who the fuck would pay his bail? 1193 01:15:55,926 --> 01:15:59,595 Poopsie. The window you're gonna break in in this house is on the second floor. 1194 01:15:59,763 --> 01:16:01,889 Yeah, second-story window. No problem. 1195 01:16:02,057 --> 01:16:05,142 We're only gonna have about 30 to 40 minutes with the house empty. 1196 01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:09,230 I need you to get in there and get up to the second floor where his diamond vault is. 1197 01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:11,148 Probably where he keeps the card. 1198 01:16:11,316 --> 01:16:14,402 It's gonna be easier than giving Paul's wife an ATM. 1199 01:16:16,655 --> 01:16:18,447 Ass to mouth. 1200 01:16:19,074 --> 01:16:20,825 He said ass to mouth. 1201 01:16:20,992 --> 01:16:23,994 Yo, that shit's not funny, man. 1202 01:16:24,162 --> 01:16:28,332 - His wife really is cheating on him. - Wait, what? 1203 01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:31,752 - No. - Yeah, yeah. 1204 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,129 No. 1205 01:16:33,547 --> 01:16:37,299 No. Why are women like that? 1206 01:16:37,467 --> 01:16:39,385 Oh! I feel terrible now. 1207 01:16:39,553 --> 01:16:42,972 How are you gonna deal with this, Paul, emotionally? 1208 01:16:44,933 --> 01:16:47,476 I don't know. I'm not sure. 1209 01:16:48,728 --> 01:16:50,187 Hey. 1210 01:16:50,355 --> 01:16:53,023 Don't you give up on love, Paul, you hear me? 1211 01:16:53,191 --> 01:16:56,026 - Don't you give up on love. Okay? - I almost gave up. 1212 01:16:56,194 --> 01:16:58,362 - Don't give up. PAUL: No, I ain't giving up. 1213 01:16:58,530 --> 01:17:01,198 - Because love inspires. You know? PAUL: Yes, it do. Damn. 1214 01:17:01,366 --> 01:17:03,576 - And you're full of love. You'll be fine. - Love. 1215 01:17:03,743 --> 01:17:05,202 - Full of it. - You are. 1216 01:17:05,370 --> 01:17:09,039 - Got a whole bag of it. Yeah. - I can see that. 1217 01:17:09,916 --> 01:17:12,293 Yeah, you know something, man? David? 1218 01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:16,046 What you just said to me moved me, man. It was heavy stuff. 1219 01:17:16,214 --> 01:17:18,382 - You know where I came up with that? - Where? 1220 01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:22,178 - When I was doing the thing that I love. - Taking a shit in somebody's car? 1221 01:17:22,345 --> 01:17:24,054 - Jim, come on. - What? 1222 01:17:24,222 --> 01:17:26,599 When I was watching sunsets on Rockaway Beach. 1223 01:17:26,766 --> 01:17:29,894 It's my favorite thing. Most beautiful thing you've ever seen. 1224 01:17:30,061 --> 01:17:31,687 - I love sunsets. - No, you don't. 1225 01:17:31,855 --> 01:17:33,063 - Yes, I do. - No, you don't. 1226 01:17:33,231 --> 01:17:35,566 - Wanna come with sometime? Seriously? - Yes. 1227 01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:38,235 Hey, hey, hey. Sit back. 1228 01:17:40,780 --> 01:17:42,323 Hey. 1229 01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:44,450 [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 1230 01:17:44,618 --> 01:17:46,744 [PAUL LAUGHING] 1231 01:17:48,997 --> 01:17:50,331 What? 1232 01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:53,417 - What? - Yeah, yeah. 1233 01:17:53,585 --> 01:17:54,752 - Right? Right? - What? 1234 01:18:05,263 --> 01:18:06,931 Off you go. 1235 01:18:18,318 --> 01:18:19,443 [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 1236 01:18:19,611 --> 01:18:20,611 [PAUL LAUGHING] 1237 01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:22,404 More secrets. 1238 01:18:25,825 --> 01:18:29,245 - Is he gonna do more of that parkour stuff? - He's a pro. 1239 01:18:33,416 --> 01:18:36,627 - My man. Told you. You saw that? - Hey, Paul. 1240 01:18:36,795 --> 01:18:38,087 Oh, shit. 1241 01:18:38,505 --> 01:18:39,713 [THUDS] 1242 01:18:39,881 --> 01:18:42,424 No! 1243 01:18:42,592 --> 01:18:44,635 My card. 1244 01:18:51,059 --> 01:18:53,978 PAUL: Oh, shit. He ain't moving. - Hop in there and check his pulse. 1245 01:18:54,145 --> 01:18:56,313 I'm not hopping in there and doing nothing. 1246 01:18:56,481 --> 01:18:58,941 - You're not gonna help? - It was your baseball card. 1247 01:18:59,109 --> 01:19:01,443 He was your friend. You were making out in the car. 1248 01:19:01,611 --> 01:19:03,737 But that don't mean I need to hop over there. 1249 01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:05,990 JIMMY: You're no help at all, Paul, really. 1250 01:19:11,037 --> 01:19:13,330 - I can't feel a pulse. - Are you doing it right? 1251 01:19:13,498 --> 01:19:17,334 - Yes, I'm doing it right. He must be dead. - He can't be dead. 1252 01:19:17,502 --> 01:19:20,838 - Goddamn it. I was counting on this kid. - He looks like a little angel. 1253 01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:23,549 What are we gonna do with him? 1254 01:19:25,051 --> 01:19:28,304 - Let's just throw him in a Dumpster. - What? No. 1255 01:19:28,471 --> 01:19:32,266 He's not a piece of trash that you just throw in a Dumpster. He was my friend. 1256 01:19:32,434 --> 01:19:35,311 - Be right back. - Where are you going? 1257 01:19:35,478 --> 01:19:37,271 - To get my card. - Are you crazy? 1258 01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:40,024 We gotta get out of here before these people get back... 1259 01:19:40,191 --> 01:19:41,942 ...and we still gotta find Gabriela. 1260 01:19:42,110 --> 01:19:44,862 We got 20 minutes. I'll be in and out. Give me a boost. 1261 01:19:45,030 --> 01:19:48,866 Boost? With all due respect, Jimmy, fuck no. 1262 01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:51,702 JIMMY: Just push my feet up with your hands. 1263 01:19:51,870 --> 01:19:53,746 PAUL: What? - I'm gonna stand on your head. 1264 01:19:53,913 --> 01:19:55,372 Just stand still, all right? 1265 01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:59,710 Don't step on my head! You stepped on my forehead, Jimmy. 1266 01:20:04,799 --> 01:20:06,008 Ta-da! 1267 01:20:06,176 --> 01:20:10,054 Ta-da, my ass. You better get that card and let's get out of here before they come back. 1268 01:20:10,221 --> 01:20:13,057 [CARTEL DE SANTA'S "VATO SENCILLO" PLAYING OVER CAR STEREO] 1269 01:20:13,224 --> 01:20:15,017 [PHONE RINGS] 1270 01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:17,394 Talk. 1271 01:20:20,106 --> 01:20:22,441 [IN SPANISH] 1272 01:20:27,947 --> 01:20:29,907 [IN ENGLISH] We got the girl. 1273 01:20:30,241 --> 01:20:32,993 She was hiding at her uncle's house. 1274 01:20:33,244 --> 01:20:34,828 [IN SPANISH] 1275 01:20:57,769 --> 01:20:59,019 DEBBIE [ON VIDEO]: It's a rock. 1276 01:20:59,187 --> 01:21:00,270 [DEBBIE AND MAN LAUGHING] 1277 01:21:00,438 --> 01:21:01,772 MAN: Oh, boy. 1278 01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:04,233 DEBBIE: I'm gonna get a rubber. MAN: Okay. 1279 01:21:06,277 --> 01:21:07,945 Hi, Paul. 1280 01:21:08,905 --> 01:21:12,032 I found your little camera. Is this what you wanted, huh? 1281 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,785 Is this what you wanted? Remember my gay cousin, Eric? 1282 01:21:14,953 --> 01:21:16,620 Hi. How are you? 1283 01:21:16,788 --> 01:21:18,288 That's her gay cousin. 1284 01:21:18,456 --> 01:21:21,291 Fuck you, Paul. How can you not trust me? 1285 01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:22,793 Trust her, buster. 1286 01:21:22,961 --> 01:21:24,002 That's her gay cousin. 1287 01:21:24,170 --> 01:21:26,463 - All I do is sit here and worry about you. - Worry. 1288 01:21:26,631 --> 01:21:28,465 And this is what you do? I love you. 1289 01:21:28,633 --> 01:21:30,968 That is her gay cousin! 1290 01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:34,346 Yes. That's her gay cousin. Look, motherfucker, look. 1291 01:21:34,514 --> 01:21:38,058 That's her gay cousin. That's her gay cousin. You motherfuck... 1292 01:22:05,295 --> 01:22:06,545 [IN SPANISH] 1293 01:22:14,345 --> 01:22:15,429 GABRIELA [IN SPANISH]: 1294 01:22:20,351 --> 01:22:22,144 Fuck. 1295 01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:26,148 [PHONE RINGS] 1296 01:22:28,526 --> 01:22:32,029 - [WHISPERING] Paul, not now. - Jimmy. Jimmy, guess what? 1297 01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:35,991 She didn't do it. She didn't cheat. Debbie did not cheat. 1298 01:22:36,159 --> 01:22:38,327 - That was her cousin. - That's great, buddy. 1299 01:22:38,495 --> 01:22:40,537 It was a goof. Oh, man, it was their... 1300 01:22:40,705 --> 01:22:43,457 ...fuck-you-for-putting-the- camera-in-the-room thing. 1301 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:45,042 I just had to watch longer. 1302 01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:48,003 Good, because you know what else you should be watching? 1303 01:22:48,171 --> 01:22:50,380 - What's that? - The whole Mexican army... 1304 01:22:50,548 --> 01:22:53,467 ...is dragging Gabriela in through the fucking garage. 1305 01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:59,389 - Jim. I'm coming to get you. - No, no, no. Stay where you are. 1306 01:22:59,557 --> 01:23:02,559 - I'll text you. - All right. 1307 01:23:15,490 --> 01:23:16,990 MAN: We got a fighter, man. 1308 01:23:22,831 --> 01:23:25,249 [PHONE BUZZING] 1309 01:23:31,589 --> 01:23:33,131 Oh. 1310 01:23:33,299 --> 01:23:34,383 Okay. 1311 01:23:34,551 --> 01:23:36,718 MANGOLD: You know, I've been thinking. HUNSAKER: Uh-huh. 1312 01:23:36,886 --> 01:23:39,888 Poh Boy? We only have his dead brother as a connection to the killings. 1313 01:23:40,056 --> 01:23:43,517 You know, we don't actually have anything that implicates Poh Boy directly. 1314 01:23:43,685 --> 01:23:47,437 More importantly, nothing that ties Jimmy and Paul to Poh Boy. 1315 01:23:47,605 --> 01:23:50,607 - That's the balls. - Why don't we go directly to the source. 1316 01:23:50,775 --> 01:23:53,610 Why don't we put the squeeze on this Poh Boy son of a bitch... 1317 01:23:53,778 --> 01:23:55,779 ...until he makes us some truth juice, huh? 1318 01:23:56,364 --> 01:23:59,908 - Make us some what? - Not from concentrate. 1319 01:24:01,661 --> 01:24:04,621 - Let's go make us some truth juice. - Let's do it. 1320 01:24:04,789 --> 01:24:15,966 [IN SPANISH] 1321 01:24:27,437 --> 01:24:29,062 [IN ENGLISH] She's got moxie. 1322 01:24:29,230 --> 01:24:30,939 [MUFFLED YELLING] 1323 01:24:31,107 --> 01:24:33,108 [IN SPANISH] 1324 01:24:33,860 --> 01:24:36,320 GABRIELA: 1325 01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:44,411 TINO: Andy Pafko. 1326 01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:52,002 - [IN ENGLISH] What you want, twat? - Come on, papi chulo. 1327 01:24:52,170 --> 01:24:56,340 Is that any way to talk to baseball legend Andy Pafko, Mr. Dickhead? 1328 01:24:56,507 --> 01:24:57,549 Or should I say: 1329 01:24:57,717 --> 01:24:59,217 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 1330 01:24:59,886 --> 01:25:01,345 That's chicken head, vato. 1331 01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:03,263 You sure? 1332 01:25:03,431 --> 01:25:06,767 The number you have reached is not in service. Bye-bye, now. 1333 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:10,103 Then I guess I gotta take this crucifix to the Federales, then. 1334 01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:14,691 - You bring it to me or she dies. - Fuck you. 1335 01:25:14,859 --> 01:25:19,154 You come to us. One hour, under the Pulaski Bridge, bring the girl and the card. 1336 01:25:20,114 --> 01:25:21,782 - One hour. - Put the girl on the... 1337 01:25:24,285 --> 01:25:25,744 They got what I want. 1338 01:25:25,912 --> 01:25:28,372 They want me to meet them under the Pulaski Bridge. 1339 01:25:28,539 --> 01:25:33,168 You and your best shooters stay with me. Everyone else goes to the bridge. 1340 01:25:33,878 --> 01:25:37,381 Okay, when those dicks show up, you kill them. 1341 01:25:37,548 --> 01:25:40,258 And you bring me that crucifix. 1342 01:26:26,764 --> 01:26:28,098 JIMMY: Oh, shit. 1343 01:26:33,187 --> 01:26:35,564 Did you remember to take your pills? 1344 01:26:36,441 --> 01:26:38,400 Yes. Thank you. 1345 01:26:38,568 --> 01:26:41,361 MANGOLD: Hey, do you think you'll still come to that jazz thing later? 1346 01:26:41,529 --> 01:26:42,904 HUNSAKER: I don't. 1347 01:26:43,531 --> 01:26:44,948 JIMMY: Shit. 1348 01:26:48,619 --> 01:26:49,786 What the...? 1349 01:26:53,624 --> 01:26:55,542 HUNSAKER: Wanna get some Indian food after this? 1350 01:26:55,710 --> 01:26:57,210 I'm still full from all that cheese. 1351 01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:04,009 [PAUL YELLS] 1352 01:27:06,721 --> 01:27:09,097 [GUNFIRE] 1353 01:27:10,266 --> 01:27:12,476 [HUNSAKER GRUNTS] 1354 01:27:23,988 --> 01:27:26,198 [MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 1355 01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:59,523 - What the fuck are you guys doing here? - What are you doing here? 1356 01:27:59,690 --> 01:28:01,608 - What did we walk into? - How's he doing? 1357 01:28:01,776 --> 01:28:03,527 - Ray? - I think it went through. 1358 01:28:03,694 --> 01:28:06,029 - Pressure on it, Ray. - How you doing? 1359 01:28:06,197 --> 01:28:08,031 - Where's the car? - Over there. 1360 01:28:08,199 --> 01:28:11,535 - Hey, you think you can make it there? - No, I will not leave him. 1361 01:28:11,702 --> 01:28:15,288 Listen to me, man. You gotta go call this in or else he ain't gonna make it. 1362 01:28:15,456 --> 01:28:16,957 He's afraid of getting shot. 1363 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:20,210 - Don't let me get shot. - I'm not gonna let you get shot. Be brave. 1364 01:28:20,378 --> 01:28:23,046 - Okay, count for me. - One. Two. Three. 1365 01:28:23,214 --> 01:28:24,631 Go. 1366 01:28:44,569 --> 01:28:46,903 Officer down. All patrols, respond. 1367 01:28:49,490 --> 01:28:51,241 JIMMY: Ow! 1368 01:28:51,409 --> 01:28:52,659 Oh, come on. 1369 01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:55,328 Yo, you got my shoe? 1370 01:29:17,852 --> 01:29:20,770 POH BOY: Come on. You two, take upstairs. 1371 01:29:20,938 --> 01:29:22,981 Kill anything that tries to get in. 1372 01:29:23,149 --> 01:29:25,775 [IN SPANISH] 1373 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,242 [WHISPERING] Stay low, stay low. 1374 01:29:44,962 --> 01:29:46,213 Yo. 1375 01:29:46,380 --> 01:29:49,883 [MOUTHING] I'm going in. In one, two, three. 1376 01:29:56,140 --> 01:29:59,476 - Did you get him? - His head's not there. Does that count? 1377 01:29:59,644 --> 01:30:01,186 Yeah. 1378 01:30:48,359 --> 01:30:50,694 [GRUNTING] 1379 01:30:53,197 --> 01:30:55,365 [YELLING] 1380 01:31:02,415 --> 01:31:03,498 JIMMY: Yoo-hoo! - Ah! 1381 01:31:24,228 --> 01:31:26,146 [YELLING] 1382 01:31:33,529 --> 01:31:36,239 Hey. Hey! 1383 01:31:36,407 --> 01:31:38,867 Jim, I just got shot. 1384 01:31:39,035 --> 01:31:40,118 [SPEAKS IN YIDDISH] 1385 01:31:40,703 --> 01:31:42,412 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 1386 01:31:42,580 --> 01:31:45,915 POH BOY: I hear you whispering sweet nothings to each other. 1387 01:31:46,584 --> 01:31:49,252 You better not be blowing each other in my house. 1388 01:31:49,420 --> 01:31:50,837 We're not, you prick. 1389 01:31:51,005 --> 01:31:53,590 POH BOY: Hey, the only thing keeping you guys here is the girl. 1390 01:31:54,175 --> 01:31:58,928 And I just want my flash drive. So, what do you say we trade, huh? 1391 01:31:59,096 --> 01:32:00,555 You ready? 1392 01:32:00,931 --> 01:32:04,267 I'm ready. Let's go be great. 1393 01:32:05,436 --> 01:32:08,063 Do you even listen to yourself sometimes? 1394 01:32:13,861 --> 01:32:17,822 - You trespassing, detectives. - Call 911. 1395 01:32:18,449 --> 01:32:21,451 [SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE] 1396 01:32:21,619 --> 01:32:22,744 Pretty fast, homes. 1397 01:32:22,912 --> 01:32:26,623 Yeah, but I could still kill the fuck out of her before they put me in bracelets. 1398 01:32:26,791 --> 01:32:29,292 Don't kill the fuck out of nobody. Just let her go. 1399 01:32:30,169 --> 01:32:31,961 [IN SPANISH] 1400 01:32:32,129 --> 01:32:34,964 [IN ENGLISH] You know, you two putos want her to keep this pretty face... 1401 01:32:35,132 --> 01:32:37,133 ...you better bring my fucking flash drive. 1402 01:32:37,301 --> 01:32:39,594 [IN SPANISH] 1403 01:32:39,762 --> 01:32:42,055 POH BOY: 1404 01:32:44,934 --> 01:32:47,352 I don't believe this motherfucker. He's a nincompoop. 1405 01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:49,312 You're a nincompoop. You know that? 1406 01:32:51,232 --> 01:32:55,151 Send the girl over here, we give you the flash drive, everybody go home happy. 1407 01:32:55,319 --> 01:32:58,279 Oh, man, you think I'm gonna give up a hostage, homes? 1408 01:32:58,447 --> 01:32:59,739 [POH BOY LAUGHS] 1409 01:32:59,907 --> 01:33:02,951 Me and this bitch are gonna go for a little ride. 1410 01:33:03,577 --> 01:33:08,498 All right? You get all these pigs out of here and get a car waiting for me out front. 1411 01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:12,252 [IN SPANISH] 1412 01:33:12,420 --> 01:33:14,504 [IN ENGLISH] I'm gonna bust your fucking head open. 1413 01:33:14,672 --> 01:33:17,257 You know how tired we are from killing all your friends? 1414 01:33:18,509 --> 01:33:21,636 You should have quit while you was ahead, homey. 1415 01:33:24,181 --> 01:33:26,266 - You got him? - Yeah, I got him. 1416 01:33:27,393 --> 01:33:29,310 Y'all ain't gonna shoot me. 1417 01:33:29,478 --> 01:33:31,187 [IN SPANISH] 1418 01:33:31,355 --> 01:33:32,397 On three. 1419 01:33:32,565 --> 01:33:34,524 POH BOY [IN ENGLISH]: Man, you ain't gonna shoot nobody, man. 1420 01:33:34,692 --> 01:33:37,527 That's right, you ain't got the fucking balls. 1421 01:33:37,862 --> 01:33:40,864 That's one, two, shoot on three? Or one, two, three, then shoot? 1422 01:33:41,031 --> 01:33:43,616 - One, two, three, then shoot. PAUL: There you go getting mad. 1423 01:33:43,784 --> 01:33:46,870 - Always one, two, three, then shoot. - I'm not good at math. 1424 01:33:47,037 --> 01:33:48,037 [IN SPANISH] 1425 01:33:48,205 --> 01:33:49,539 - [IN ENGLISH] Come on, man. - Are you ready? 1426 01:33:49,707 --> 01:33:51,124 - Yes. - One. 1427 01:33:51,292 --> 01:33:52,917 [GABRIELA SCREAMS] 1428 01:33:55,546 --> 01:33:56,588 Motherfucker. 1429 01:34:02,386 --> 01:34:03,553 MANGOLD: Careful, you guys. 1430 01:34:03,721 --> 01:34:06,055 HUNSAKER: It's all right, kid. They know what they're doing. 1431 01:34:06,223 --> 01:34:08,349 MANGOLD: Want me to ride with you in case you die? 1432 01:34:08,517 --> 01:34:10,477 I want you to stay here and finish the job. 1433 01:34:12,980 --> 01:34:14,147 Hey, Barry. 1434 01:34:16,734 --> 01:34:18,568 Those boots fit you well. 1435 01:34:43,093 --> 01:34:45,929 PAUL: It's okay. You're "safe-o." 1436 01:34:46,096 --> 01:34:48,598 [SPEAKING IN BROKEN SPANISH] 1437 01:34:50,851 --> 01:34:53,728 She has all of it. She has everything you need. 1438 01:35:21,257 --> 01:35:22,882 [IN ENGLISH] 1439 01:35:27,972 --> 01:35:29,806 No goodbye kiss for "Jimmy," huh? 1440 01:35:31,017 --> 01:35:32,475 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 1441 01:35:32,893 --> 01:35:35,353 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 1442 01:35:35,646 --> 01:35:37,564 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 1443 01:35:41,152 --> 01:35:43,486 - Where are you going? - To get my card. 1444 01:35:44,155 --> 01:35:46,323 Hey. Detectives. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1445 01:35:46,490 --> 01:35:48,158 Fucking shit. 1446 01:35:48,326 --> 01:35:50,243 You got some nerve, you two. 1447 01:35:50,411 --> 01:35:51,453 Captain... 1448 01:35:51,620 --> 01:35:55,123 Suspended but still backing up Mangold and Hunsaker on their investigation? 1449 01:35:55,291 --> 01:35:59,377 - No. I mean, well, we... - Yeah, Mangold told me all about it. 1450 01:36:01,672 --> 01:36:03,340 - He did? - Captain, we were... 1451 01:36:03,507 --> 01:36:05,759 No, no, no, you did good. You did good. 1452 01:36:05,926 --> 01:36:09,346 You saved the lives of two of my guys. Putting you both up for a Combat Cross. 1453 01:36:09,513 --> 01:36:10,930 - Ah! - Sorry, Paulie. 1454 01:36:11,098 --> 01:36:13,600 JIMMY: Doc, whoa, whoa, whoa. Doc, listen. 1455 01:36:13,768 --> 01:36:18,146 - I gotta check this body for evidence. - Do me a favor, use a glove. Use a glove. 1456 01:36:18,314 --> 01:36:19,898 Open it up. 1457 01:36:23,527 --> 01:36:26,029 PAUL: There's some Swiss cheese upstairs, go check it out. 1458 01:36:26,906 --> 01:36:29,366 CORONER: Be quick about it, huh? I got a week's worth of dead. 1459 01:36:29,533 --> 01:36:31,618 Just go find something to do for five seconds. 1460 01:36:31,786 --> 01:36:34,454 Glad I shot you in the corazón, el Poh Boy. 1461 01:36:34,622 --> 01:36:37,665 "Corazón" means "heart." Gabriela hipped me to that. 1462 01:36:38,542 --> 01:36:40,710 Mm-hm. That's right. 1463 01:36:40,878 --> 01:36:42,879 You didn't shoot him in the corazón, okay? 1464 01:36:43,047 --> 01:36:46,716 - You must have shot him in the shoulder. - I shot him in the heart. You crazy? 1465 01:36:46,884 --> 01:36:48,927 Excellent shot, right there. 1466 01:36:49,095 --> 01:36:50,845 So I got shot too, you know? 1467 01:36:51,013 --> 01:36:53,973 Only reason why I ain't passed out yet is because I wanted... 1468 01:36:57,478 --> 01:36:58,853 That ain't my shot. 1469 01:36:59,814 --> 01:37:02,607 No, that ain't my shot. There's muscle memory at the Academy. 1470 01:37:02,775 --> 01:37:07,070 They teach you, better aim for the arteries and stuff like that. That ain't my shot. 1471 01:37:07,738 --> 01:37:11,366 I'm sorry, Jim. Jimmy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 1472 01:37:11,534 --> 01:37:13,368 [PAUL SOBBING] 1473 01:37:15,454 --> 01:37:20,959 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jimmy. I'm sorry. 1474 01:37:22,753 --> 01:37:27,090 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Jim. 1475 01:37:27,425 --> 01:37:28,800 - Fuck. - Jimmy. 1476 01:37:30,678 --> 01:37:32,804 Can we say a prayer together? 1477 01:37:42,022 --> 01:37:46,276 Come on, man. Drinking ain't gonna make things better, gonna make things worse. 1478 01:37:46,444 --> 01:37:48,403 Got some 20/20 Mad Dog back there? 1479 01:37:48,571 --> 01:37:52,657 I know how you feel about the Pafko, man. I can get my hands on a Reggie Jackson. 1480 01:37:52,825 --> 01:37:54,951 Hey, Pam. What's up, sugar? 1481 01:37:55,119 --> 01:37:57,829 Turn around, let me get a look at you. Right on, mama. 1482 01:37:57,997 --> 01:38:02,625 If God created anything better than you, he keeping it for his mother-loving self. 1483 01:38:03,878 --> 01:38:05,628 JIMMY: Nice seeing you. - Take care, Pam. 1484 01:38:05,796 --> 01:38:08,590 Let's dance. Come here. 1485 01:38:10,885 --> 01:38:12,385 You having a good time today? 1486 01:38:12,553 --> 01:38:14,971 Let's get out of here, come on. One time. 1487 01:38:15,139 --> 01:38:18,224 We'll go to your dad's house. In the back of the Lincoln... 1488 01:38:18,392 --> 01:38:21,978 - I'm glad you're in a really good mood. - Yeah, I'm in a great mood. 1489 01:38:22,146 --> 01:38:27,025 - I wanna ask you a little favor. - Okay. 1490 01:38:27,401 --> 01:38:30,445 I want you to let Roy give Ava away with you. 1491 01:38:30,821 --> 01:38:33,114 When the priest says, "Who gives this woman away?" 1492 01:38:33,282 --> 01:38:37,785 You and Roy both stand up and you say together, "We do." 1493 01:38:38,579 --> 01:38:41,331 Come on, that's fair. He's paying for the wedding. 1494 01:38:43,584 --> 01:38:45,335 Are you high? 1495 01:38:45,503 --> 01:38:48,379 You're gonna do this for me, Jimmy, because you owe me. 1496 01:38:48,547 --> 01:38:50,507 Because if you don't... 1497 01:38:50,841 --> 01:38:54,761 ...if you ruin my daughter's wedding day for me, the way you did everything else... 1498 01:38:54,929 --> 01:38:58,598 ...I will rip your fucking balls off. 1499 01:39:02,353 --> 01:39:04,062 - Hey, you. - Hey. 1500 01:39:04,230 --> 01:39:07,190 - You need anything, baby? - No, thanks, I'm fine. 1501 01:39:07,358 --> 01:39:08,441 Oh, you sure are. 1502 01:39:09,527 --> 01:39:12,362 - You like your necklace? - Oh, yeah, I love it. 1503 01:39:12,530 --> 01:39:14,614 You know there's more where that came from. 1504 01:39:14,782 --> 01:39:17,325 Honey, I don't want you to keep buying me things. 1505 01:39:17,493 --> 01:39:19,285 I love you and I forgive you. 1506 01:39:19,453 --> 01:39:22,539 You just need to pull that jealousy thing way back. 1507 01:39:22,706 --> 01:39:25,333 Thank you. And I love you. 1508 01:39:25,501 --> 01:39:27,877 And you look so pretty and sweet, like Bambi. 1509 01:39:28,045 --> 01:39:30,505 PRIEST: "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. 1510 01:39:30,673 --> 01:39:33,049 He maketh me lie down in green pastures. 1511 01:39:33,217 --> 01:39:35,885 He leadeth me beside still waters. 1512 01:39:36,053 --> 01:39:39,722 He leadeth me in the path of righteousness for his namesake. 1513 01:39:39,890 --> 01:39:41,933 When I was a child, I spoke as a child... 1514 01:39:42,101 --> 01:39:44,978 ...I understood as a child, I thought as a child. 1515 01:39:45,145 --> 01:39:48,231 But when I became man, I put away childish things. 1516 01:39:48,399 --> 01:39:52,235 Faith, hope, and love... 1517 01:39:52,403 --> 01:39:56,656 ...these three. But the greatest of these is love." 1518 01:39:58,993 --> 01:40:00,577 And who gives this bride away? 1519 01:40:02,580 --> 01:40:06,332 Hey, hey, hey. Sit down. Sit down. 1520 01:40:06,500 --> 01:40:10,378 Stand up and I'll blow your fucking kidneys out. All right? 1521 01:40:13,340 --> 01:40:15,925 He should probably do it. 1522 01:40:16,427 --> 01:40:18,720 PRIEST: And who gives this bride away? 1523 01:40:18,887 --> 01:40:19,929 I do. 1524 01:40:21,181 --> 01:40:22,348 I love you. 1525 01:41:03,849 --> 01:41:05,725 [PHONE RINGS] 1526 01:41:07,686 --> 01:41:09,270 Hello? 1527 01:41:09,647 --> 01:41:12,398 - Hey, sweetie. MAN: Hi, sweetie. 1528 01:41:17,488 --> 01:41:19,238 So, um... 1529 01:41:19,406 --> 01:41:23,534 ...I was thinking we could go out to dinner. MAN: Oh, dinner. Where are we going? 1530 01:41:24,995 --> 01:41:28,665 Could you hang on for just a sec, hon? Thanks. 1531 01:41:32,252 --> 01:41:35,129 - Hello? MAN [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]: Hello? 1532 01:41:35,297 --> 01:41:36,798 Is this some kind ofjoke? 1533 01:41:36,965 --> 01:41:40,843 MAN [IN DEEP VOICE]: Why? Do you like jokes? 1534 01:41:41,679 --> 01:41:43,763 Knock, knock. 1535 01:41:44,890 --> 01:41:46,516 Who's there? 1536 01:41:46,684 --> 01:41:48,226 MAN [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Open. 1537 01:41:55,401 --> 01:41:58,820 - Open who? - Open the fucking bag, bitch. 1538 01:42:09,957 --> 01:42:10,998 Hi. 1539 01:42:11,166 --> 01:42:13,876 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 1540 01:42:14,044 --> 01:42:15,211 Yes. 1541 01:47:25,355 --> 01:47:27,356 [ENGLISH - US - SDH]