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Haven Point, Haven Point, Haven Point,
this is trawler Sea Harvester.

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Position - Five nautical
miles west of Erin Island.

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Responding to unknown
distress flare, over.

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That was not a flare.

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<i>Sea Harvester, this is
Haven Point Coast Guard.</i>

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<i>Can you see the vessel in distress?</i>

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Roy! You seeing anything?

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No!

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Wait!

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Oh, Jesus' Stripes!

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Roy!

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Radio out a Mayday.

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Sea Harvester
Echo-Whiskey-Niner-Eight-Five.

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Man overboard! Man overboard!
Man overboard!

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Roy!

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Jesus! Skipper!

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Dad!

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<i>Sea Harvester, Emergency Rescue Team
despatched. Please respond, over.</i>

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Oh, shit.

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Subtitles manually transcribed by
[Subtopian]

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Hi, O'Shea, isn't it? Ciar�n?

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My name is Lisa Nolan, Garda Lisa Nolan.

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- You are not serious?
- What?

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You getting in or what?

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- I have a bag.
- Put it in the boot.

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- Would you like a mint?
- Hmm?

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No, thanks. They give me a heartburn.

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Garda Nolan. 'Tis lovely to have you.

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- Lovely to be here.
- Lovely to have you.

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Oh... coffee.

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Oh, that'll be great,
thank you. Here you go.

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So...

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- What do you think of the place?
- It's gorgeous, isn't it?

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- It is, indeed. 'Tis, indeed.
- Quiet as shite.

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- Milk?
- What kind?

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- Cow's.
- I'll just take a black, thanks.

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So, you are gonna have
my desk, when I'm gone.

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O'Shea here will tell you, with half the
island leaving for the show on Dungary,

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it'll be dead this weekend.

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- I'm sure I'll find something to do.
- Sure you will.

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- Here you go now.
- Thanks.

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- She really necessary?
- Do tell me, boy.

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You are only gone two weeks.
I can handle two weeks.

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You could, but you wouldn't!

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Tadhg, take a look at this.

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It's a big 'un.

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- That's not a lobster.
- Then what is it?

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Feck! You bastard, you! Paddy!
You knew it was going to do that.

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I didn't, on me life.

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Ugh! The smell!

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- What is it?
- 'Tis no fekkin' lobster!

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I had some holidays saved,
that needed to be taken, and...

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this posting came up and I just thought,
you know, "What harm? Why not?"

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Can't hurt with the
Review Board, you know.

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Ah... the old Review Board.

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- Where are you stationed?
- Dublin Central.

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- How's that working out for you?
- Oh, it's great.

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We've got our drugs, muggings,
murders and rapes. Always on the go.

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Oh, it's exciting. You can relax,
there's none of that here.

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You never know. It's always the quiet
places where the mad shit happens.

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Just open a paper.

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In all my years, I've never
seen anything like it.

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Lisa Nolan. Jim Gleeson, local doctor.

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- Hello, love, how are you?
- Grand, thanks.

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Wouldn't have any aspirin
on you, would you, Jim?

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I have a couple of wine gums.
Would you like a wine gum?

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- All right.
- Look who's here.

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I'd prefer it if you'd
introduced me as 'Garda Nolan'.

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- Nobody minds.
- I do.

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- What happened?
- Yeah... one second.

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- Smith.
- Lisa.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Smith's a marine psychologist
or something.

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- Did I get that right?
- No, it's marine ecology.

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Will you hold this a second?
So, how long are you here for?

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I'm here two weeks.

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Oh, wonderful. Whereabouts you staying?

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So... they are dead.

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Dead? Oh, no. They are just sleeping.

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- So, what happened?
- Well...

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They are pilot whales.

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It happens with them from time to time,
but no one really knows why.

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And what are all these deep cuts?

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Possible wounds from the rocks,
while being washed up here.

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- They didn't beach themselves?
- Oh, no. They died at sea.

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All of them? At once?

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- Yeah, it's a strange one all right.
- Yeah.

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- Squeamish?
- No.

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- No?
- No.

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Good to know.
Okay, there's an orifice...

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What's that?

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- What is that?
- That.

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It's a hand in a claw position?

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It's a dead one of those.

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That's global, isn't it?

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- I don't get it.
- You don't get it?

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- No.
- What's not to get?

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"What's that? It's a dead one of those"

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No.

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Don't get it.

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You there, what's your name?

102
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Chemisov Wlodzimierz Voychehovski.

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Carry on.

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Hey, Daly! Where is Cooney?

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Put that cigarette out, or I go down and
use your top of your knob as an ashtray.

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You busy?

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Not at all. Just strip
'em down, and I take 'em.

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- Where's the sarge?
- He's away on his holiday.

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- Leave me up shit creek.
- Why? What's up with you?

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Remember that favour you owe me?

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Well, I'm looking for some boys to help
move a few 'things' off the beach there.

112
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It's an hour's work, tops.

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What sorta... things?

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Let's get outta here.

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Whale sandwiches forever, huh?

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Daly! The shovels!

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- What?
- Don't be leaving things behind, you!

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- Going, sir!
- Gobshite (idiot).

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Brilliant.

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Daly!

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Where are you, you gobshite?

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Daly!

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<i>...last night, but by the time the Coast
Guard arrived at the scene, the men...</i>

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<i>were no longer on board. With bad
weather set to hamper tomorrow's search,</i>

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<i>the hope of finding the
missing fishermen alive,</i>

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<i>has grown bleaker by the hour.</i>

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<i>Officials believe, the crew of the
Sea Harvester were washed overboard...</i>

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Hi, I'm just looking for an iron.

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Yeah, I'll just go and
hock it out for ya.

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Great, thanks.

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- Hiya.
- Hi.

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- That's you.
- Thanks.

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Now, it gets very hot,
so just keep it moving, yeah?

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Okay, thank you. See you tomorrow.

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As a woman, to a man,
now I tell you, O'Shea,

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there's a twinkle in the
eye in there for you.

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- What?
- He'll be up in a minute!

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You like her?

139
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She's all right. A little uptight.

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- You should talk to her.
- I do talk to her.

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- I mean, talk to her.
- Ah, leave him off, Una.

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Do you listen to him? Eight years, I was
waiting for him to go down on his knee.

143
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Have you ever heard the like of it?

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My family thought I was mad,
wasting my time on him.

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- Ah, feck them.
- Ah, feck you, Brian.

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- Same again?
- Pour on.

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- What is it, Paddy?
- Wouldn't you like to know.

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- Not really, no.
- You would, though.

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- No, not really.
- You would.

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If you were to know what I know,
you'd want to know.

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- All right, tell us then.
- Right, you are.

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Between you and me, I caught
meself a sea monster today.

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Swear to God, may He strike me down.

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- You don't believe me?
- Not a bit.

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I am not a liar.

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- Huh!
- Feck off, you!

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All right, where is it?

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- In me bathtub.
- In your bathtub?

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Having a bath.

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Good night, Paddy.

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Ignorant bollocks.

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- What?
- Huh?

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- What did you say?
- Nothing, didn't say a word.

164
00:18:17,961 --> 00:18:20,401
He called you a bollix (idiot).

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If this wasn't the only fekkin'
pub on this shittin' island,

166
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I'd piss in it sooner than come in here!

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Fine, you are barred.

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Ah... I am joking. Come on now,
another one here now.

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<i>They are coming to get you, Barbara.</i>

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<i>- They are coming for you.
- Stop it! You are acting like a child!</i>

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<i>They are coming for you, Barbara.</i>

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<i>Look! There comes one of them now!</i>

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<i>- He'll hear you!
- Here he comes now.</i>

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Irene! Irene!

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- What?
- Someone's at the door!

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I'm not dressed!

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All right, all right.

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That better not be Paddy
and his stinking lobster.

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It's the bloody Declan Cooney,
and he's pissed as a fart.

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Don't give that cowboy any money. You're
gonna piss it up against the wall!

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Cooney, you look like death.
What are you doing?

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What does he want?

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To dance?

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Jesus, Cooney! Are you all right, mate?

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00:20:01,628 --> 00:20:03,268
Cooney?

186
00:20:03,749 --> 00:20:05,668
Tadhg! Tadhg! Tadhg!

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- Tadhg!
- Oh, my God!...

188
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Tadhg! Oh! Tadhg!

189
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Irene!

190
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:32,866
Tadhg! Tadhg!

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Okay... okay... okay...

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Okay...

193
00:20:53,661 --> 00:20:56,861
Sweet Jesus Christ, okay...

194
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Okay, okay, this is easy.
Okay, okay, okay, I can do this.

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- Hi.
- Come on down for a drink.

196
00:21:47,735 --> 00:21:49,294
No, I have work tomorrow.

197
00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:53,513
You know, it doesn't matter.

198
00:21:53,514 --> 00:21:55,894
Nobody's checking up on you.
It doesn't matter out here.

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00:21:55,973 --> 00:21:58,134
- You are drunk.
- No, I'm not. No.

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Is that right?

201
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Say the alphabet backwards for me.

202
00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,117
Em...

203
00:22:09,172 --> 00:22:10,307
Zed...

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00:22:13,731 --> 00:22:14,948
Et cetera.

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00:22:17,091 --> 00:22:22,170
- I hope you are not driving.
- I'm taking Johnny's horse, yah...

206
00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:23,953
You are gonna ride a
horse while intoxicated?

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00:22:23,954 --> 00:22:25,730
Yeah, so, the horse is sober.

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00:22:27,009 --> 00:22:29,449
- Well, that's just brilliant.
- It's great.

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00:22:29,529 --> 00:22:30,729
It's great that you are in charge here.

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00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:35,849
Em, listen, em...

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00:22:35,928 --> 00:22:38,472
I think we got off on the wrong foot.

212
00:22:39,288 --> 00:22:42,047
It's okay. I'm fine.

213
00:22:51,087 --> 00:22:52,966
It's nothing.

214
00:22:58,406 --> 00:23:00,445
Last drink's gone straight to me head.

215
00:23:02,284 --> 00:23:04,924
Do you get this drunk every night?

216
00:23:05,004 --> 00:23:09,284
Just... high days and holidays.

217
00:23:09,325 --> 00:23:11,764
Let's get you to bed.

218
00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:15,163
Now you are talking.

219
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,081
Brian, ugh...

220
00:24:26,888 --> 00:24:28,947
Oh, ya little... such pa...

221
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Desist herself.

222
00:25:05,974 --> 00:25:07,189
Do I have something to sign?

223
00:25:07,269 --> 00:25:08,908
Oh, yes, the big one.

224
00:25:10,988 --> 00:25:13,468
- Looks like it should be nice out.
- There's a storm coming.

225
00:25:13,548 --> 00:25:16,759
Really? Are the gulls
flying low or something?

226
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,467
No, it was on the telly.

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00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:24,827
- You are not married, Lise, are you?
- No.

228
00:25:27,187 --> 00:25:29,546
Like O'Shea.

229
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:32,226
- Well, widowed.
- Widowed?

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He wouldn't tell you.
No, he's a very private fella.

231
00:25:34,218 --> 00:25:36,705
With a few drinks and a nog, it might
come up, but not normally, no.

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00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,816
There's no need for him to be
here, really. I think it's...

233
00:25:38,914 --> 00:25:40,304
bit of a sabbatical.

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00:25:41,184 --> 00:25:44,568
Oh, if you need, at any stage,
a bigger bed, I have a lovely room,

235
00:25:44,648 --> 00:25:47,663
'The Honeymoon Suite', usually we
call it, off the back of the hotel.

236
00:25:47,743 --> 00:25:48,994
- It's very quiet.
- No, thank you.

237
00:25:48,995 --> 00:25:51,983
It has much bigger beds. If there's two
instead of one, you know you are salved.

238
00:25:52,063 --> 00:25:54,942
Because next week, we have a huge stag
party from Dublin, so if you want...

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00:25:55,024 --> 00:25:57,821
- the bigger room, now is to book it.
- Okay, thank you. Goodbye.

240
00:25:57,903 --> 00:26:00,221
- All right, Lisa, have a great day!
- Thank you!

241
00:26:08,101 --> 00:26:10,100
Morning!

242
00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:18,660
Nice place you've got here.
Close to the beach, all mod cons.

243
00:26:18,739 --> 00:26:20,819
What happened?

244
00:26:20,899 --> 00:26:24,140
Section 4.1 of the Public Order Act:

245
00:26:24,219 --> 00:26:25,480
"It is an offence for any person...

246
00:26:25,481 --> 00:26:27,499
to be present in any public
place while intoxicated...

247
00:26:27,579 --> 00:26:31,178
to such an extent as would give rise
to a reasonable apprehension... "

248
00:26:31,259 --> 00:26:34,338
You arrested me?

249
00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:37,498
You passed out before I
could find your house.

250
00:26:41,577 --> 00:26:43,217
Garda Nolan.

251
00:26:44,417 --> 00:26:47,697
But I get a reward for
discovering it, a finder's fee.

252
00:26:47,776 --> 00:26:51,935
- We'll discuss it later.
- But I get something, right?

253
00:26:58,560 --> 00:26:59,328
Ugh.

254
00:27:01,014 --> 00:27:03,055
Is that your professional opinion?

255
00:27:03,134 --> 00:27:04,818
- A grabber.
- A what?

256
00:27:04,819 --> 00:27:07,094
I've told you, Paddy,
I'm not calling it that.

257
00:27:07,173 --> 00:27:10,052
It needs a name that defines it's genus.

258
00:27:10,133 --> 00:27:13,933
- I discovered it. I get to name it.
- All right. Hi.

259
00:27:14,852 --> 00:27:15,657
Hi.

260
00:27:16,772 --> 00:27:17,983
Hi.

261
00:27:19,573 --> 00:27:21,331
Hello.

262
00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:26,291
- What is that thing?
- I haven't a clue.

263
00:27:27,043 --> 00:27:31,371
I've never seen anything like it before.
It's a completely foreign species.

264
00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:33,450
I can't even begin
to origin it or class it.

265
00:27:33,530 --> 00:27:36,090
- A grabber.
- Paddy.

266
00:27:36,170 --> 00:27:38,650
- It has attacked you?
- Stalked on the ceiling, it was.

267
00:27:38,729 --> 00:27:41,569
- Nearly ripped me throat off.
- It's dead, right?

268
00:27:41,649 --> 00:27:44,569
- Um, I'm not sure.
- You are not what?

269
00:27:44,649 --> 00:27:48,209
The basic tests I've done so far have
shown up nothing usual or normal.

270
00:27:48,289 --> 00:27:50,528
It is beyond mystifying.

271
00:27:50,608 --> 00:27:53,607
I mean, really, I can't be
sure without opening it up.

272
00:27:56,928 --> 00:27:59,007
'Tis dead.

273
00:27:59,088 --> 00:28:04,046
Would you stop doing that?
Is it any wonder it bit you.

274
00:28:04,126 --> 00:28:08,726
- What's that in it's mouth?
- That... is it's tongue.

275
00:28:09,190 --> 00:28:10,645
Check it out.

276
00:28:15,484 --> 00:28:18,924
Spits like a frog and strangles ya.

277
00:28:19,005 --> 00:28:21,045
Whip it fast and sharp.

278
00:28:21,124 --> 00:28:23,799
So, I'm guessing this creature
bleeds it's prey like a leech,

279
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:28,643
consuming the blood like
some sort of Vampyroteuthis.

280
00:28:28,724 --> 00:28:32,084
- Vampyro what?
- Vampyroteuthis.

281
00:28:32,162 --> 00:28:36,482
It's a rare deep-sea squid,
but no, this is not that, no.

282
00:28:36,561 --> 00:28:40,962
This is something totally
different, something alien.

283
00:28:43,001 --> 00:28:45,401
You know, in that it's
undocumented, not from...

284
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,040
- It's gotta be worth a fortune.
- Oh, but... here's the thing.

285
00:28:51,201 --> 00:28:55,479
When I tried to clean some dirt off it,

286
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,000
Well, I stood on it a few times.

287
00:28:58,079 --> 00:29:01,079
this happened.

288
00:29:07,678 --> 00:29:11,237
- What's that mean?
- All this thing needs to survive...

289
00:29:11,318 --> 00:29:14,517
is blood and water.

290
00:29:14,596 --> 00:29:19,156
Could you put it on the eBay?
Do you think?

291
00:29:19,237 --> 00:29:23,437
You are not putting this on eBay.
You are so lucky she didn't kill you.

292
00:29:23,516 --> 00:29:27,755
- She?
- Yeah, it's a... Sorry, excuse me.

293
00:29:27,836 --> 00:29:31,244
Yeah, it's a female,
from what I can tell.

294
00:29:31,323 --> 00:29:32,357
How can you tell?

295
00:29:32,358 --> 00:29:34,634
How can I tell? Well,
it's got no testicles.

296
00:29:38,353 --> 00:29:41,833
- And...
- Takes a scientist to realise that.

297
00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:45,953
Indeed, O'Shea. She was pregnant.

298
00:29:52,817 --> 00:29:53,793
That's disgusting.

299
00:29:53,873 --> 00:29:56,286
Well, a small fly in the
ointment there, Smith.

300
00:29:56,287 --> 00:30:01,031
How did that big egg come out of that?

301
00:30:01,112 --> 00:30:04,711
Mother Nature's a
mysterious woman, isn't she?

302
00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:08,510
Incredibly beautiful. Are you related?

303
00:30:10,790 --> 00:30:11,990
Do you think that grabber thing...

304
00:30:11,991 --> 00:30:14,270
could have anything to do
with those dead whales?

305
00:30:14,350 --> 00:30:17,269
- What makes you say that?
- Just a hunch, you know.

306
00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:21,348
- Oh, you get hunches now?
- No, I watch a lot of Columbo.

307
00:30:23,485 --> 00:30:27,107
- Why have we stopped?
- That's Declan Cooney's car.

308
00:30:30,868 --> 00:30:32,548
Cooney!

309
00:30:40,227 --> 00:30:43,826
- Where could he be?
- Nowhere without his keys.

310
00:30:46,585 --> 00:30:49,785
- You believe in coincidences?
- Not really.

311
00:30:49,864 --> 00:30:52,425
Neither do I. Come on.

312
00:30:57,423 --> 00:31:01,183
One of the light's on. So, how
come you are not in uniform?

313
00:31:01,263 --> 00:31:02,855
- It's Sunday.
- Ah.

314
00:31:03,336 --> 00:31:04,143
Neither are you.

315
00:31:04,223 --> 00:31:07,223
Suits ya. You look nice.

316
00:31:10,982 --> 00:31:15,022
- Smith's a nice fella, isn't he?
- "Positively smashing. "

317
00:31:15,102 --> 00:31:18,701
He's a proper gentleman,
and such polite company.

318
00:31:18,780 --> 00:31:21,341
Yeah, he's like you, married to his job.

319
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:25,061
I'm not... I take pride in my work.

320
00:31:25,140 --> 00:31:25,996
Unlike you.

321
00:31:26,076 --> 00:31:29,579
Shh... I'm working.

322
00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:34,659
You are looking in the
wrong place, Columbo.

323
00:31:34,739 --> 00:31:37,619
Okay, hold it steady.

324
00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:41,613
You're something else, you know that?

325
00:31:41,710 --> 00:31:43,298
You should have joined
the Army, not the Guards.

326
00:31:43,419 --> 00:31:45,236
Stop talking to yourself,
it's very distracting.

327
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,978
I'm not talking to meself,
I'm talking to you.

328
00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:48,226
Uh-huh.

329
00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:52,137
Great! Something up here.

330
00:31:52,256 --> 00:31:55,897
Could you be a bit more specific?

331
00:32:00,816 --> 00:32:03,016
It stinks like that thing.

332
00:32:05,376 --> 00:32:07,535
It's stuck on something.

333
00:32:10,014 --> 00:32:11,415
Jesus!

334
00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:14,734
Jesus! Crap, me nose!

335
00:32:14,775 --> 00:32:16,694
It's a head!

336
00:32:27,093 --> 00:32:29,173
- What killed him, Jim?
- The fact that he's just a head.

337
00:32:29,253 --> 00:32:33,372
You bring me someone with a head cold or
a headache, then I could do something.

338
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:35,982
But you bring me just a head,
then you are taking the piss.

339
00:32:35,983 --> 00:32:37,611
Jesus, I could bury him in a shoebox.

340
00:32:37,691 --> 00:32:38,938
Doctor, we need to know.

341
00:32:39,019 --> 00:32:44,778
He was mauled, in some way, by some
animal or something. I don't know.

342
00:32:46,370 --> 00:32:48,090
- A tiger?
- A tiger?

343
00:32:48,170 --> 00:32:49,532
We can't put that on our report.

344
00:32:49,533 --> 00:32:52,089
But I am a country
doctor, for God's sake.

345
00:32:52,169 --> 00:32:54,329
What, am I going to run across stuff
like this, every day of the week?

346
00:32:54,409 --> 00:33:00,169
- Christ! Didn't I tell ya?
- Jesus! Paddy! What is it?

347
00:33:02,728 --> 00:33:05,247
How am I supposed to wash meself?

348
00:33:09,568 --> 00:33:13,886
Okay. Here is where
Cooney's car was abandoned.

349
00:33:13,966 --> 00:33:15,686
Here is Tadhg and Irene Murphy's house.

350
00:33:15,766 --> 00:33:18,087
Here is where the whales
washed up, and we're here.

351
00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:20,539
I was hoping it'll show
us some sort of pattern.

352
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:23,485
Well, it's the letter 'Z'.

353
00:33:24,764 --> 00:33:26,645
Did you show that thing to
anyone else before we saw it?

354
00:33:26,725 --> 00:33:30,206
Tadhg Murphy got a look of it,
before I brought it home.

355
00:33:30,207 --> 00:33:31,325
It gawked (vomited) on him.

356
00:33:31,405 --> 00:33:33,283
Why?

357
00:33:33,364 --> 00:33:36,643
We think there might be another one
of those things. At least one anyway.

358
00:33:36,724 --> 00:33:40,044
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

359
00:33:40,123 --> 00:33:43,562
That thing you caught couldn't
have fertilised that egg by itself,

360
00:33:43,643 --> 00:33:45,803
which would mean
there's a male out there,

361
00:33:45,882 --> 00:33:48,602
big enough and strong enough to
knock a hole in your bathroom wall.

362
00:33:48,683 --> 00:33:51,962
- Smith said it needs water, right?
- Pfft, he says a lot of things.

363
00:33:52,042 --> 00:33:53,293
- Mostly bollocks.
- Whatever.

364
00:33:53,294 --> 00:33:56,361
But if it needs water to survive, how
could it be moving about on dry land?

365
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,082
It was raining.

366
00:34:01,401 --> 00:34:04,759
When it's raining,
there's no such thing as dry land.

367
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,000
There's a storm due tonight.

368
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,760
It'll piss it down.

369
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,719
Okay, all of this.
This area must be it's territory.

370
00:34:14,798 --> 00:34:15,641
Which would mean,

371
00:34:15,642 --> 00:34:19,358
it's got to be somewhere with access
to the waters around the west beach.

372
00:34:19,439 --> 00:34:23,438
Black Rock Caves. I caught
the female just beyond there.

373
00:34:28,517 --> 00:34:32,437
You know what's to blame for
all this? Global warming.

374
00:34:32,517 --> 00:34:37,035
You got your icebergs melting,
and your thingamajigs flooding.

375
00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:41,476
The whole world is drowning, and we
have don't have the gills for it.

376
00:34:45,394 --> 00:34:47,354
- What?
- I didn't say anything.

377
00:34:47,434 --> 00:34:49,395
- You gave me that look.
- What look?

378
00:34:49,474 --> 00:34:50,871
The "I feel sorry for you" look.

379
00:34:50,872 --> 00:34:52,354
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.

380
00:34:52,435 --> 00:34:56,153
No, I gave you the "I feel embarrassed
for you" look. Big difference.

381
00:34:56,234 --> 00:34:58,113
Shit, that's worse.

382
00:34:58,194 --> 00:35:02,393
Listen, I know I'm no
'dandy fop PhD' Smith's type...

383
00:35:02,473 --> 00:35:04,952
What's Smith got to do with
your raging alcoholism?

384
00:35:05,033 --> 00:35:07,392
I'm not a raging alco...

385
00:35:08,551 --> 00:35:12,112
You're some character, you
know that? A real character.

386
00:35:12,191 --> 00:35:15,631
- I'm a social drinker.
- Mhm, I'm sure you are.

387
00:35:17,111 --> 00:35:18,679
Now look, the tide's coming in.

388
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,310
So, another hour and this
place will be underwater.

389
00:35:22,966 --> 00:35:26,669
Brandy McGuire drowned in there,
so be careful now.

390
00:35:26,749 --> 00:35:29,829
- Wait here.
- You can be sure of that.

391
00:36:13,583 --> 00:36:15,224
Wow!

392
00:36:31,861 --> 00:36:35,101
- Are we missing some fishermen?
- Huh?

393
00:37:19,644 --> 00:37:21,085
Oh, my God!

394
00:37:39,214 --> 00:37:41,412
- Hello!
- Geez, my heart!

395
00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:42,875
What are you doing?

396
00:37:42,876 --> 00:37:46,732
Just checking. What? You
know of a better way, hmm?

397
00:37:47,812 --> 00:37:49,332
Hello!

398
00:37:49,412 --> 00:37:52,691
What are you expecting?
"Hello, it's only me"?

399
00:37:56,371 --> 00:37:59,331
Run!

400
00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:01,689
Move! Come with me!

401
00:38:01,770 --> 00:38:03,609
- Lisa, hurry! Hurry!
- I'm trying!

402
00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:06,849
- Would you move your ass!
- Get your hands off my ass!

403
00:38:06,930 --> 00:38:09,009
Go!

404
00:38:14,489 --> 00:38:16,769
Come on, get up!

405
00:38:16,848 --> 00:38:19,248
- You okay?
- The size of it!

406
00:38:20,608 --> 00:38:23,326
We're okay. It can't
get through that gap.

407
00:38:23,615 --> 00:38:26,806
Ooh, Jesus! Whoa...

408
00:38:26,886 --> 00:38:29,406
- Leg it!
- Okay, go! Go!

409
00:38:29,487 --> 00:38:31,965
Paddy! Run! Run! Run!...

410
00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:33,925
Come on!

411
00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:40,053
<i>Haven Point Garda Station, please hold.</i>

412
00:38:40,133 --> 00:38:43,268
No, Regan, wait! No, we've got an
emergency! A real one, huge one!

413
00:38:43,347 --> 00:38:45,007
<i>What? Did you run out
of whiskey, O'Shea, huh?</i>

414
00:38:45,008 --> 00:38:46,980
Give me the phone. We need the ERU now!

415
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:50,100
<i>Look, there is a storm coming. Coast
Guard's called all boats back to port.</i>

416
00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:53,723
<i>Now whatever it is, it's gonna have
to wait till the morning, all right!</i>

417
00:38:54,563 --> 00:38:56,501
Oh, good. You are back.
Listen, I have a theory.

418
00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:58,883
Those whales were killed as a
food source for their spawn.

419
00:38:58,963 --> 00:39:01,523
- The eggs are buried at the beach!
- Oh, yes, exactly.

420
00:39:01,603 --> 00:39:03,477
- Yeah, we know.
- Oh.

421
00:39:03,478 --> 00:39:05,402
And well done.

422
00:39:05,482 --> 00:39:06,221
What are you doing?

423
00:39:06,222 --> 00:39:08,281
Everywhere this has been,
the other one's followed!

424
00:39:08,362 --> 00:39:11,041
- You found another one? Where?
- It tried to eat us!

425
00:39:11,122 --> 00:39:13,960
And it's huge! And it's looking for her!

426
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,488
Are you mad? Don't do that.

427
00:39:15,568 --> 00:39:16,501
Smith, it's for the best!

428
00:39:16,502 --> 00:39:18,561
No... if he lights
that in here, he'll...!

429
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:24,607
Get it wet. Yo-u-u... really are Irish.

430
00:39:24,687 --> 00:39:28,399
- Can I shut it off?
- I'll-a... see youse later, lads.

431
00:39:30,958 --> 00:39:34,758
- No, it's that one here!
- No, it's not!

432
00:39:34,837 --> 00:39:37,437
- No, it's not that one!
- It's not that one!

433
00:40:39,430 --> 00:40:41,590
Is it dead?

434
00:40:43,269 --> 00:40:45,149
It think it's just resting...

435
00:40:47,748 --> 00:40:49,948
O'Shea! Oh, my God!

436
00:40:54,909 --> 00:40:57,307
It's trying to fuck me face!

437
00:41:04,786 --> 00:41:07,825
Stand up!

438
00:41:35,183 --> 00:41:37,942
Vicious little fuck!

439
00:42:01,778 --> 00:42:02,738
Oh...

440
00:42:03,698 --> 00:42:07,979
There goes THE scientific
discovery of our time.

441
00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:11,378
Imagine all that we
could've learned. Oh...

442
00:42:11,458 --> 00:42:13,417
Still moving?

443
00:42:24,544 --> 00:42:26,242
We are gonna need to get
help for the mainland.

444
00:42:26,242 --> 00:42:28,056
Oh, they'll never get across the water.

445
00:42:28,136 --> 00:42:30,575
What if those eggs hatch,
there's no whales to eat...

446
00:42:30,655 --> 00:42:32,375
Yes, they will head inland to feed.

447
00:42:32,456 --> 00:42:33,895
Finishing each other's sentences, now?

448
00:42:33,975 --> 00:42:34,983
- What?
- Nothing.

449
00:42:35,063 --> 00:42:37,845
I would've helped,
but I have a bad back.

450
00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:40,694
Gives me shocking pain,
you know, yourself.

451
00:42:40,774 --> 00:42:45,093
- How are you still alive, huh?
- Diet and exercise.

452
00:42:45,174 --> 00:42:47,493
Took three of us to get
that thing off of me.

453
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:51,653
I was always lucky.

454
00:42:51,732 --> 00:42:54,492
Yeah, it mustn't have
liked your blood much.

455
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,926
What have you been eating?

456
00:42:56,927 --> 00:43:01,092
I had a banana and a
bag of chips yesterday.

457
00:43:01,891 --> 00:43:04,611
You were drunk.

458
00:43:05,411 --> 00:43:08,091
They are like leeches, right?
Feed off the blood.

459
00:43:08,171 --> 00:43:12,170
Well, when one of them bit Paddy,
it almost died. Why?

460
00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:15,130
Because Paddy was so intoxicated,
his blood alcohol level was toxic.

461
00:43:15,209 --> 00:43:18,329
Exactly, if we taint our blood with
booze, we are poisonous to eat.

462
00:43:18,410 --> 00:43:20,049
Uh, yeah, in theory.

463
00:43:20,129 --> 00:43:22,688
You told me to cut back.

464
00:43:22,768 --> 00:43:24,035
Tomorrow we'll be sore, so they'll...

465
00:43:24,324 --> 00:43:27,248
that we will get off the island. They'll
nuke the beaches or whatever they do.

466
00:43:27,328 --> 00:43:30,528
But all we have to
worry about is tonight.

467
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:33,247
It's simple.

468
00:43:33,327 --> 00:43:35,407
We have a 'lock-in'.

469
00:43:35,486 --> 00:43:38,487
We stay out of the rain, and we drink.

470
00:43:44,966 --> 00:43:47,845
- What?
- Listen, it's a hostile, migratory...

471
00:43:47,926 --> 00:43:50,245
- Grabbers.
- For God's sake.

472
00:43:50,326 --> 00:43:53,205
- Are you for real?
- Show him.

473
00:43:58,005 --> 00:44:00,524
That? Should've killed
that with a hammer.

474
00:44:00,605 --> 00:44:04,067
No... That's just the tip of
the blood-sucking iceberg.

475
00:44:04,068 --> 00:44:04,826
Grabbers?

476
00:44:04,838 --> 00:44:06,803
Okay, I give up.
Yes, it's a grabber. Well done.

477
00:44:06,883 --> 00:44:08,265
But if it's allergic to alcohol,

478
00:44:08,266 --> 00:44:10,683
couldn't we just hose it down
with vodka or some shit?

479
00:44:10,763 --> 00:44:12,194
- No... That won't work.
- How'd you know? Give it a go. Why?

480
00:44:12,273 --> 00:44:13,682
Can't, see because
alcohol is a poison, yes,

481
00:44:13,683 --> 00:44:15,474
but it has to be ingested
to have an effect.

482
00:44:15,554 --> 00:44:17,973
Could we not just spray
some whiskey in it's mouth.

483
00:44:17,974 --> 00:44:19,322
Feck that. Waste of whiskey.

484
00:44:19,402 --> 00:44:21,393
If you want to get that
close to it, good luck.

485
00:44:22,722 --> 00:44:26,080
- What's going on here, then?
- Just discussing something.

486
00:44:26,161 --> 00:44:29,201
- Looks like you are plotting something?
- No, no, no, no, no.

487
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:33,839
Em, it's more like, em... planning.

488
00:44:38,559 --> 00:44:40,399
Oh, carry on.

489
00:44:43,079 --> 00:44:48,398
Great, it's her birthday next week. Now
she thinks this is something for her.

490
00:45:00,796 --> 00:45:03,356
The only people that
know about this are us.

491
00:45:03,436 --> 00:45:05,795
It's gotta stay that way,
or we'll have a panic on our hands.

492
00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:08,995
- So how drunk are we talking here?
- Paddy-levels of drunkenness.

493
00:45:09,075 --> 00:45:10,497
Have you gone off your game, boy?

494
00:45:10,498 --> 00:45:13,435
Uh, no offence, but I don't think
my body can handle Paddy-levels.

495
00:45:13,514 --> 00:45:15,557
Takes years of practice.

496
00:45:15,557 --> 00:45:18,114
And with everyone hammered, there's no
one in a fit state to call the shots.

497
00:45:18,193 --> 00:45:23,394
- I'll keep order. I won't be drinking.
- You? Then we'll both do it.

498
00:45:23,474 --> 00:45:27,753
Well, that would put you both at risk.
I suggest it's just O'Shea.

499
00:45:28,632 --> 00:45:31,752
Thanks. Only one of us need to risk it.

500
00:45:31,832 --> 00:45:35,791
And I know these people, this island,
better than you. Should be me.

501
00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:42,583
I see what you're doing here. But have
you forgotten you are a dependent...

502
00:45:42,663 --> 00:45:47,109
alcoholic organising a piss-up in a
brewery? I'll do it. It'll be easier.

503
00:45:47,190 --> 00:45:52,950
Lisa, I'm good to no one when I drink.
I know that. So do you.

504
00:45:53,990 --> 00:45:56,469
I can do this.

505
00:45:59,909 --> 00:46:02,948
- Okay.
- Yeah.

506
00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:08,748
But just so you know, I don't drink.
I've never even been drunk.

507
00:46:08,827 --> 00:46:12,907
- I don't know if I can.
- Of course you can.

508
00:46:12,988 --> 00:46:16,505
And you'll be the best drunken
garda this country's ever seen.

509
00:46:16,586 --> 00:46:18,747
You'll probably get promoted.

510
00:46:22,506 --> 00:46:23,621
Right, okay, well,

511
00:46:23,622 --> 00:46:26,824
if we are going to do this, we'll need
a blood test from a healthy subject.

512
00:46:26,905 --> 00:46:32,065
- Lisa, you are the fittest person here.
- Oh, you charmer. It's true though.

513
00:46:32,144 --> 00:46:35,624
Brian, I want a table of
everything Paddy had last night.

514
00:46:35,704 --> 00:46:38,823
- What night was last night?
- Saturday.

515
00:46:38,904 --> 00:46:41,823
- Oh, you gotta be joking me.
- Coming up.

516
00:46:50,222 --> 00:46:52,741
He never likes me as much as her.

517
00:46:52,823 --> 00:46:58,582
She was always the talented one.
Daddy's little girl. Bitch!

518
00:46:59,061 --> 00:47:03,741
But, I threw him out, for you guys.

519
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:07,700
And I love you all.

520
00:47:07,780 --> 00:47:10,940
Even you.

521
00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:13,825
She's langered (drunk).

522
00:47:13,826 --> 00:47:15,635
For the size of her,
she's having her day good.

523
00:47:15,715 --> 00:47:18,618
Yeah, that's the lot.

524
00:47:18,698 --> 00:47:21,818
Hm, it's extraordinary. Well done, you.

525
00:47:25,378 --> 00:47:26,498
Thank you.

526
00:47:26,578 --> 00:47:29,976
- I also had a snifter of...
- What's that?

527
00:47:30,057 --> 00:47:31,638
It's a home brew.

528
00:47:31,639 --> 00:47:33,217
You bring poit�n (illegal whiskey)
into my bar?

529
00:47:33,296 --> 00:47:36,377
- A bird never flew on one wing.
- When this is over, we need to talk.

530
00:47:36,457 --> 00:47:39,535
Ah, come off it. This could
save all our lives yet.

531
00:47:40,575 --> 00:47:42,895
- I'll take that!
- Give it back to me! Shit!

532
00:47:42,976 --> 00:47:44,375
Paddy!

533
00:48:00,572 --> 00:48:02,413
Careful.

534
00:48:02,493 --> 00:48:04,573
Up you get. Nice and easy.

535
00:48:04,652 --> 00:48:08,653
Guys, Jim, let's get ready
to do the blood test.

536
00:48:21,610 --> 00:48:25,091
- So if you're right, this will kill it.
- Bottoms up.

537
00:48:25,170 --> 00:48:27,450
Okay.

538
00:48:56,166 --> 00:49:00,006
- It must be a teetotaler.
- Bingo.

539
00:49:04,045 --> 00:49:05,525
Okay.

540
00:49:12,763 --> 00:49:14,963
That's good.

541
00:49:18,803 --> 00:49:21,523
- '.2'.
- Holy Christ.

542
00:49:21,603 --> 00:49:25,803
You unnatural eejit (idiot).
You are what could kill us. '.2'?

543
00:49:25,923 --> 00:49:29,283
You are looking at ten pints each,
depending on height and weight.

544
00:49:29,321 --> 00:49:33,041
We'll have to do shots.
Properly third the yard sound of it.

545
00:49:33,081 --> 00:49:35,321
So let's do it.

546
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:48,519
The Mass is ended. Go in peace
to love and serve the Lord. Amen.

547
00:49:49,215 --> 00:49:53,790
Father, would you mind if I say a
few words? Hi, folks, how are ya?

548
00:49:54,342 --> 00:49:55,190
- "T� go maith" (okay).
- Thanks.

549
00:49:58,358 --> 00:49:59,994
Just a quick announcement.

550
00:49:59,995 --> 00:50:03,958
At Maher's Tavern tonight,
we are having a bit of a shindig,

551
00:50:04,077 --> 00:50:09,557
and you are all coming to join us for
what'll be a great night's craic (fun).

552
00:50:13,357 --> 00:50:18,196
So, tell everybody. Tell your friends,
tell your families. Everybody's welcome.

553
00:50:18,275 --> 00:50:20,156
- You are throwing a party?
- Yeah.

554
00:50:20,235 --> 00:50:23,395
- Why?
- Who needs a reason to have a laugh?

555
00:50:23,475 --> 00:50:25,994
It's a welcome party for me.

556
00:50:26,074 --> 00:50:29,034
Welcome party? But you are
leaving in a fortnight.

557
00:50:29,114 --> 00:50:31,675
- This is a goodbye party, whatever.
- Yeah, well, you just got here.

558
00:50:31,754 --> 00:50:35,713
- What's her problem?
- Em, what we mean to say is that...

559
00:50:35,793 --> 00:50:39,273
Hey, bucko! Where are you going?
This party's for your benefit.

560
00:50:39,353 --> 00:50:40,942
And all of you are gonna be there too.

561
00:50:40,943 --> 00:50:43,953
Is... the law, and it's vertical.
I'll arrest any one of you who isn't.

562
00:50:44,033 --> 00:50:47,351
- You! Sit down.
- What Garda Nolan means...

563
00:50:47,432 --> 00:50:52,672
is that... we'd love your company.

564
00:50:52,752 --> 00:50:57,030
There's no point going home
to a cold, empty house...

565
00:50:57,111 --> 00:51:01,551
when there'll be music,
and company, and craic!

566
00:51:04,589 --> 00:51:07,189
- And a free bar.
- A free bar?

567
00:51:07,269 --> 00:51:09,628
- Oh, you are on, boys!
- That's the spirit!

568
00:51:09,710 --> 00:51:13,189
So come on, it's a party,
and the drinks are on us!

569
00:51:40,505 --> 00:51:44,145
How are you, Bridget?
How are you, Pascal?

570
00:51:44,225 --> 00:51:46,546
How are you, love?
Hey, mate, how are you, love?

571
00:51:50,584 --> 00:51:54,023
They are singing our song and
playing our tune, Father.

572
00:52:05,102 --> 00:52:07,102
All right, weapons. What have we got?

573
00:52:07,781 --> 00:52:09,461
Crap.

574
00:52:09,541 --> 00:52:13,461
I have a nail gun and a
board with a nail in it.

575
00:52:13,541 --> 00:52:16,580
Well, I've got a Harley
and a pellet gun.

576
00:52:17,341 --> 00:52:19,620
What are we going to
do with a pellet gun?

577
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:22,780
Shoot pellets. But I
don't have any pellets.

578
00:52:22,860 --> 00:52:25,219
Oh, right. Well, you can
just wiggle it at them then.

579
00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:28,899
- All right, what have you got?
- I've got a flare gun!

580
00:52:30,338 --> 00:52:32,178
I have dibs on the flare gun.

581
00:52:33,658 --> 00:52:37,018
CPS 4100 Pump-Action
Twin-Jet Super Soaker.

582
00:52:37,098 --> 00:52:40,217
Shoots twenty feet. The nephew's.

583
00:52:40,298 --> 00:52:43,977
Brian, it's a water pistol.
This thing loves water.

584
00:52:44,057 --> 00:52:45,679
It's a water pistol if you use water.

585
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,496
Fill it with petrol,
you've got a flamethrower.

586
00:52:49,057 --> 00:52:52,496
- Dibs on the water pistol.
- Right, look sharp, folks.

587
00:52:52,576 --> 00:52:56,856
You know your stations. Guard each
exit and don't let anyone out!

588
00:52:57,056 --> 00:52:58,119
- Bottoms up.
- Tequila!

589
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,041
Sl�inte (cheers).

590
00:53:15,973 --> 00:53:18,613
One! Two! Three!

591
00:53:29,409 --> 00:53:30,849
Whooooo!

592
00:53:32,770 --> 00:53:35,131
- Mamie!
- Two shandies, Brian's best.

593
00:53:35,210 --> 00:53:37,610
Two shandies for Mamie!

594
00:53:39,531 --> 00:53:41,969
- How's the heart, Mamie?
- Tip-top.

595
00:53:42,049 --> 00:53:44,089
Thank Christ for that! Next!

596
00:53:49,849 --> 00:53:51,768
Perfect.

597
00:53:57,088 --> 00:54:00,647
- Come here, come here, listen.
- Okay, I'm here.

598
00:54:00,728 --> 00:54:03,087
At the end of the day, it'll...?

599
00:54:04,606 --> 00:54:06,886
I don't know.

600
00:54:06,966 --> 00:54:09,726
- How much have you had?
- Not enough to fancy you.

601
00:54:09,807 --> 00:54:13,085
Well, then, keep drinking.

602
00:54:36,242 --> 00:54:38,322
Blow.

603
00:54:45,521 --> 00:54:48,121
That's it, is it?

604
00:54:48,201 --> 00:54:51,201
You think, I think, I fancy you.

605
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,999
No more for you.

606
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:03,719
Well, I do. So what do
you want to do about it?

607
00:55:03,799 --> 00:55:07,118
Arrest me?

608
00:55:09,566 --> 00:55:15,326
As... flattering as it is to
hear a... beautiful drunk...

609
00:55:16,477 --> 00:55:19,437
slurring her feelings for me,

610
00:55:19,517 --> 00:55:21,677
now is not the time.

611
00:55:35,434 --> 00:55:38,275
<i>Patrol to base, patrol
to base, come in, over.</i>

612
00:55:38,355 --> 00:55:41,074
Reading you loud and clear.

613
00:55:41,155 --> 00:55:43,115
<i>How're you doing in there?</i>

614
00:55:43,194 --> 00:55:46,313
Ignorance is bliss.

615
00:56:19,678 --> 00:56:20,574
I have to go and wizz.

616
00:56:23,869 --> 00:56:26,109
- You all right?
- I'm a bit bloated.

617
00:56:26,188 --> 00:56:28,668
You haven't touched your pint.
Are you gonna finish it?

618
00:56:28,748 --> 00:56:32,028
- Oh, hold it for me, will ya?
- Oh, here, right.

619
00:56:35,267 --> 00:56:37,157
Is there some fella in there
doing his make-up or something?

620
00:56:37,158 --> 00:56:38,906
Ah, they can't hold their drink.

621
00:56:38,987 --> 00:56:42,226
- Saviours!
- Wait, you've only had two pints.

622
00:56:43,091 --> 00:56:45,011
That's not Paddy-levels, the two.

623
00:57:06,424 --> 00:57:10,183
- Why do you drink so much, Ciar�n?
- For the craic.

624
00:57:10,263 --> 00:57:13,782
Yeah, rite, and I work
everyday 'cause I'm driven.

625
00:57:13,862 --> 00:57:17,303
Always... chasing them goals, you know?

626
00:57:17,382 --> 00:57:21,741
Always chasing, always running.

627
00:57:24,061 --> 00:57:26,461
You're too hard on yourself.

628
00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:38,939
I feel like I've known
you for years, you know?

629
00:57:43,259 --> 00:57:45,139
Don't know why.

630
00:58:01,936 --> 00:58:04,656
I'm sorry about your wife, O'Shea.

631
00:58:04,775 --> 00:58:08,816
- My what?
- Una told me how she died.

632
00:58:10,575 --> 00:58:14,895
Of all the stories. Nobody died.

633
00:58:14,935 --> 00:58:18,055
We just, we didn't work out. That's all.

634
00:58:22,093 --> 00:58:25,093
- Shit, I'm sorry.
- Oh, you're grand (fine).

635
00:58:27,533 --> 00:58:32,092
Did you split because, um...
because of your alcoholic-isis?

636
00:58:34,172 --> 00:58:37,133
No, I didn't drink back then.

637
00:58:38,452 --> 00:58:41,291
She met someone else.

638
00:58:43,410 --> 00:58:45,771
That'll happens.

639
00:59:06,728 --> 00:59:11,048
Feck her, O'Shea! If you want, I'll
find her, and I'll sort her out for you.

640
00:59:26,806 --> 00:59:30,406
A toast, from an alcoholic
to a workaholic.

641
00:59:49,803 --> 00:59:51,290
Get it off me!

642
00:59:53,961 --> 00:59:54,962
Jim!

643
00:59:57,321 --> 00:59:58,101
Jim!

644
00:59:59,062 --> 01:00:01,281
Okay, keep still! Keep still, Jim!

645
01:00:02,810 --> 01:00:07,608
- Drinks for everybody, on the house!
- Yayyyyy!

646
01:00:24,806 --> 01:00:28,357
Are you okay? Jim? Jesus! Man.

647
01:00:28,438 --> 01:00:32,837
- You okay, Jim? What were you doing?
- I needed to pee.

648
01:00:46,394 --> 01:00:47,435
No, Jim!

649
01:00:54,635 --> 01:00:56,514
Don't! No, Jim!

650
01:00:58,594 --> 01:01:00,394
You big ugly bastard!

651
01:01:06,592 --> 01:01:08,592
Fuck that!

652
01:01:12,152 --> 01:01:14,152
Come on, quickly! Quickly!

653
01:01:14,232 --> 01:01:16,472
Oh, Jesus, Mary, Mother of God!

654
01:01:16,551 --> 01:01:19,991
Quickly! That's it. Start the car! Start
the car! Come on, what are you doing?

655
01:01:20,071 --> 01:01:22,231
- Quick! You should race the car!
- Stop it! Stop...

656
01:01:34,869 --> 01:01:37,388
We are gonna die!

657
01:01:39,388 --> 01:01:42,308
I'm arresting you for
the murder of Dr. Gleeson!

658
01:01:42,389 --> 01:01:45,389
You don't have the right to say
anything, unless you wish to...

659
01:01:45,468 --> 01:01:48,227
No, what are you doing?
You can't arrest a grabber!

660
01:01:48,307 --> 01:01:53,507
<i>...but the kegs are outside.
We're out of spirits...</i>

661
01:01:53,587 --> 01:01:56,307
Brian, Brian, get the door.
Open the door now.

662
01:02:03,345 --> 01:02:05,186
That's it. Quickly, come on.

663
01:02:10,304 --> 01:02:12,385
Merciful shit.

664
01:02:24,783 --> 01:02:27,343
Brian, close the fucking door!

665
01:02:27,422 --> 01:02:29,302
Grab the table!

666
01:02:30,062 --> 01:02:32,662
- Smith!
- I can't feel my face!

667
01:02:32,741 --> 01:02:35,862
Smith! The lighter!

668
01:02:37,261 --> 01:02:41,421
Argh! God damn it, this thing's heavy!
Focus! Push the table toward me.

669
01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:45,740
Uh, your floor... Your floor is broken.

670
01:02:45,820 --> 01:02:49,019
Brian, forget that!
Help us barricade the door!

671
01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:51,778
- Smith!
- Your floor is broken.

672
01:02:51,859 --> 01:02:55,499
- Light me!
- Come on, Lisa, push!

673
01:02:55,579 --> 01:02:57,659
Focus. Look at me. Push.

674
01:02:59,338 --> 01:03:01,778
- You've blown it out.
- Don't climb on the table!

675
01:03:01,857 --> 01:03:03,657
- Okay.
- Get off the table, Lisa.

676
01:03:07,178 --> 01:03:09,536
- I can't do it.
- Brian, man, forget that!

677
01:03:09,617 --> 01:03:11,696
Come and help us do this!

678
01:03:11,776 --> 01:03:14,336
- Brian, what are you doing?
- You did it, Brian.

679
01:03:14,417 --> 01:03:17,177
- You put that down!
- Brian did it!

680
01:03:22,895 --> 01:03:25,734
No, don't be a hero.

681
01:03:28,494 --> 01:03:33,534
Argh! Big ugly bastard!
Have some of this shit!

682
01:03:33,614 --> 01:03:35,294
Die!

683
01:03:39,254 --> 01:03:40,972
Oh, Christ.

684
01:03:48,332 --> 01:03:50,132
Get up now!

685
01:03:55,571 --> 01:03:58,971
- What's going on?
- Um, nothing.

686
01:04:00,850 --> 01:04:01,882
Who's that at the door?

687
01:04:01,883 --> 01:04:04,530
Nobody! It's nobody! Come on,
everybody out into the bar!

688
01:04:04,610 --> 01:04:06,649
I'm gonna go check the booze situation.

689
01:04:06,730 --> 01:04:08,890
Smith, c'mon! C'mon, now! Smith, c'mon!

690
01:04:19,449 --> 01:04:21,848
We're dry.

691
01:04:21,927 --> 01:04:24,073
Unless someone goes outside
to change the kegs,

692
01:04:24,075 --> 01:04:25,607
we're done drinking for the night.

693
01:04:25,975 --> 01:04:31,687
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I was just getting a taste for it.

694
01:04:37,886 --> 01:04:40,526
Lisa, could you stop the music.

695
01:04:40,527 --> 01:04:44,445
Folks, folks. Can I have
your attention, please?

696
01:04:44,525 --> 01:04:47,564
Listen carefully, we're
moving this party upstairs.

697
01:04:50,564 --> 01:04:54,043
- I know what kind of party's this.
- Sir, sir, it's just a precaution.

698
01:04:54,124 --> 01:04:56,483
A precaution to what?

699
01:04:56,563 --> 01:04:59,043
- I'm going home. I'm pissed.
- No!

700
01:04:59,123 --> 01:05:01,283
No, because... nobody can. You can't.

701
01:05:01,363 --> 01:05:04,202
- Why?
- It's raining!

702
01:05:04,282 --> 01:05:07,241
This party isn't for me,
Brian, is it? You lied to me!

703
01:05:07,922 --> 01:05:12,281
See, you? This is your fault!
You brought this thing to the island!

704
01:05:12,362 --> 01:05:15,680
Oh, relax. You'll
give yourself angina.

705
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:19,240
I'll give you angina!
Outside, now! I claim ya!

706
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:22,480
- Can't go outside!
- Because of the rain!

707
01:05:22,561 --> 01:05:24,853
All right! Put 'em up! Come on!

708
01:05:24,854 --> 01:05:26,880
Right, sir, I've had
enough of your bollocks!

709
01:05:28,159 --> 01:05:31,959
Paddy! Brian! Come on!
Now is not the time for this!

710
01:05:39,517 --> 01:05:43,918
Okay, everyone! Don't worry, it's grand.
We've got it all under control.

711
01:05:43,998 --> 01:05:46,557
There's no one trying to kill you.

712
01:05:49,636 --> 01:05:53,685
- We need more alcohol!
- Yeah!

713
01:05:56,155 --> 01:06:00,755
No! Again, stay back.
Smith, what are you doing?

714
01:06:00,795 --> 01:06:03,675
Smith! Smith!

715
01:06:03,795 --> 01:06:06,835
Smith, listen to me! Listen to me!

716
01:06:06,873 --> 01:06:11,514
It's bigger than you think.
Get back inside now, please.

717
01:06:11,554 --> 01:06:13,634
I'm begging ya!

718
01:06:13,713 --> 01:06:18,238
I need a photograph with it
for National Geographic...

719
01:06:19,007 --> 01:06:20,353
and Facebook.

720
01:06:20,432 --> 01:06:23,312
Feck your photos! Change the kegs!

721
01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:24,317
Paddy!

722
01:06:24,318 --> 01:06:26,569
What? He's sloommered,
sure he'll be fine.

723
01:06:26,911 --> 01:06:30,231
Go on, Smith! Fighting fella, you are!

724
01:06:30,271 --> 01:06:35,998
Smith, listen to me! I'm begging ya!
Get back inside, Smith!

725
01:06:36,310 --> 01:06:40,550
Come on! Smith! Listen to me!

726
01:06:40,590 --> 01:06:43,950
Shush, you'll scare it.

727
01:06:50,149 --> 01:06:53,188
You are beautiful.

728
01:06:58,508 --> 01:07:00,468
Oh, wow.

729
01:07:07,465 --> 01:07:12,866
Steady... You don't want to eat me.

730
01:07:31,423 --> 01:07:36,063
You see? I told you!

731
01:07:36,143 --> 01:07:41,262
It's just an animal.
It doesn't want to hurt you.

732
01:07:48,660 --> 01:07:50,340
Oh, okay, okay.

733
01:07:51,821 --> 01:07:52,861
Jesus.

734
01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,620
Everybody, upstairs now!

735
01:08:03,859 --> 01:08:05,460
What the hell is that?

736
01:08:22,097 --> 01:08:24,416
Everybody, stay calm!

737
01:08:28,816 --> 01:08:31,494
What in the name of
fuck were those things?

738
01:08:31,495 --> 01:08:33,696
Everybody okay? Yeah?

739
01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:36,415
Everybo... Stay calm! Stay calm!

740
01:08:36,495 --> 01:08:39,295
Anybody been bitten?

741
01:08:40,415 --> 01:08:43,895
Anybody been bitten? Look at me.
Has anybody been bitten?

742
01:08:43,974 --> 01:08:46,934
No? Good. You haven't been bitten,

743
01:08:47,494 --> 01:08:50,453
'cause of the alcohol
you've been drinking.

744
01:08:50,533 --> 01:08:55,332
This might sound crazy,
but they're allergic to drunk people.

745
01:08:55,413 --> 01:08:59,493
So there's no need to panic,
we're safe up here.

746
01:08:59,572 --> 01:09:03,772
And let's stay away from the windows.
I think it's best.

747
01:09:11,210 --> 01:09:13,090
We're gonna be fine.

748
01:09:29,329 --> 01:09:31,488
It's swinging one of Tommy
Riordan's sheep at the door.

749
01:09:31,567 --> 01:09:35,368
My cat does that, then leaves it
on the doorstep as a present.

750
01:09:35,447 --> 01:09:37,687
It's a bitch. A mating ritual.

751
01:09:37,768 --> 01:09:41,728
The female. It's following her scent.
So didn't she slime you on the lab?

752
01:09:44,207 --> 01:09:45,663
What does that mean?

753
01:09:45,742 --> 01:09:49,446
It'll try to mount ya, somehow.

754
01:09:49,527 --> 01:09:52,925
Failing that, it'll rip ya
limb from limb in frustration.

755
01:09:53,006 --> 01:09:55,645
Grand! Ah, sure, what can you do?

756
01:09:58,285 --> 01:09:59,884
What's your reading?

757
01:09:59,965 --> 01:10:02,684
Too drunk to drive a car, but not
drunk enough. We're sobering up.

758
01:10:02,763 --> 01:10:06,003
- What if we threw a bomb at it?
- Have you got semtex on ya?

759
01:10:06,084 --> 01:10:06,875
Not on me, no.

760
01:10:06,876 --> 01:10:10,323
How about if we like, uh,
push it off a cliff or something?

761
01:10:10,404 --> 01:10:14,042
How you say we feed it Father Potts.
Lest it eats shit, it'll choke to death.

762
01:10:14,122 --> 01:10:16,042
- I beg your pardon?
- Oh, feck.

763
01:10:16,122 --> 01:10:19,282
It was a joke, Father. I apologise.

764
01:10:22,403 --> 01:10:23,457
Okay.

765
01:10:24,401 --> 01:10:28,961
We know it does two things.
It drinks blood and it needs water.

766
01:10:29,041 --> 01:10:31,721
We took away one.
We can take away the other.

767
01:10:31,722 --> 01:10:32,454
What do you mean?

768
01:10:32,455 --> 01:10:34,800
We need to keep it away from
the water. Dry it out, somehow.

769
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,045
Look outside!

770
01:10:36,046 --> 01:10:37,880
There's got to be some
way we can stop it.

771
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:39,399
Fight fire with fire.

772
01:10:39,479 --> 01:10:42,119
- The thing!
- What?

773
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:44,758
The fekkin' thing at Cooney's site.
What's it called?

774
01:10:44,838 --> 01:10:46,678
- A grabber.
- Yeah, exactly.

775
01:10:46,759 --> 01:10:51,118
With that thing, you could grab it,
and you could just f'kin' lift it up,

776
01:10:51,198 --> 01:10:53,878
and you could just hoist it up,
and leave it there, and trap it,

777
01:10:53,958 --> 01:10:56,221
and it'll be stuck in the air,
and then the sun will come...

778
01:10:56,222 --> 01:11:00,317
and the sun will come up, and
it'll be dry and that'll dry it out.

779
01:11:01,557 --> 01:11:03,403
Brian, have you got
the keys to your truck?

780
01:11:03,404 --> 01:11:04,956
No, that'll be on the kitchen table.

781
01:11:05,035 --> 01:11:07,676
I need them.

782
01:11:08,155 --> 01:11:09,363
You are sober.

783
01:11:09,364 --> 01:11:12,043
You can't be going down there,
those things will rip the head off ya.

784
01:11:12,124 --> 01:11:14,442
- Yeah, she's right.
- You might not get past them.

785
01:11:15,019 --> 01:11:17,794
But I know someone who could.

786
01:11:17,795 --> 01:11:21,994
Talking about the
drunken-est person we've got.

787
01:11:23,994 --> 01:11:26,673
Absolutely not. No.

788
01:11:26,753 --> 01:11:30,073
- Paddy, you go.
- Feck off, you.

789
01:11:30,537 --> 01:11:32,968
Brian. Brian should go.

790
01:11:34,297 --> 01:11:37,671
Thanks for that, um...

791
01:11:37,752 --> 01:11:40,591
Yup. Yeah... I... suppose I could, yeah.

792
01:11:40,672 --> 01:11:43,338
Your arse, you're going!
You're pickled, you fucking go!

793
01:11:43,339 --> 01:11:46,271
Just... Come on. I'm gonna go.

794
01:11:46,350 --> 01:11:48,551
No, no, it's too dangerous.

795
01:11:48,630 --> 01:11:50,910
Newsflash, I'm gonna go because...

796
01:11:50,990 --> 01:11:55,310
I'm one of the best drunken garda
this country's ever seen, you said.

797
01:11:55,391 --> 01:11:56,614
Didn't you say it?

798
01:11:57,749 --> 01:12:00,533
I'm just gonna get the keys.
This is not gonna take it lightly.

799
01:12:00,534 --> 01:12:03,709
I'm just gonna go, gonna get
the keys. It's gonna be grand.

800
01:12:03,789 --> 01:12:07,348
I'm your shining knight in silver armor.

801
01:12:11,428 --> 01:12:13,628
Right, if you get in trouble,
pull the trigger.

802
01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:15,171
Ho-ho, Savage!

803
01:12:16,268 --> 01:12:18,346
- Oh, careful.
- You missed.

804
01:12:18,426 --> 01:12:20,586
- Brian! Would you ever feck off it?
- Paddy!

805
01:12:21,706 --> 01:12:23,426
Just get the keys, I'll do the rest.

806
01:12:23,506 --> 01:12:25,346
Got it, just the keys.

807
01:12:27,345 --> 01:12:29,345
I'll be all right.

808
01:12:33,017 --> 01:12:34,289
Jesus Christ!

809
01:12:37,385 --> 01:12:39,384
It's okay! I'm all right.

810
01:12:39,464 --> 01:12:41,207
Shush, keep your voice down.

811
01:12:42,383 --> 01:12:43,759
She's a goner.

812
01:12:46,224 --> 01:12:50,063
- How're you gonna get to the truck?
- Well, run very fast.

813
01:12:50,142 --> 01:12:53,022
- Well, you're not that fast.
- No, he'll need a decoy.

814
01:12:53,103 --> 01:12:57,022
I've got it. If it's you it wants,
we give it what it wants.

815
01:12:57,102 --> 01:12:58,906
We make a dummy of you,

816
01:12:58,908 --> 01:13:01,941
dress it up as bait, and confuse
the shite clean out of it.

817
01:13:02,021 --> 01:13:05,141
- How do we make a dummy?
- Improvise.

818
01:13:37,977 --> 01:13:39,512
Focus.

819
01:13:51,224 --> 01:13:51,993
Ewh.

820
01:14:17,251 --> 01:14:18,779
I love this song.

821
01:14:20,012 --> 01:14:21,339
Hurry.

822
01:15:09,285 --> 01:15:12,844
Hey, everybody, stay calm!

823
01:15:24,963 --> 01:15:27,482
Fire! Fire!

824
01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:49,183
I smell smoke.

825
01:15:59,039 --> 01:16:01,718
Lisa! Lisa!

826
01:16:03,918 --> 01:16:06,518
Is there another way down?

827
01:16:16,995 --> 01:16:20,355
- Una, it's lovely.
- I don't think it's scary enough, lads.

828
01:16:20,436 --> 01:16:23,876
It is not a bleeding beauty contest!
Una, it's a scarecrow!

829
01:16:41,473 --> 01:16:44,033
Lisa! Lisa!

830
01:16:47,352 --> 01:16:49,329
Come on, for fuck's sake!

831
01:16:54,512 --> 01:16:56,431
Go, Lisa! Go!

832
01:17:01,831 --> 01:17:04,550
<i>O'Shea, O'Shea, do you read me?</i>

833
01:17:04,552 --> 01:17:08,349
<i>We're evacuating.
You did it, boy! You did it!</i>

834
01:17:11,790 --> 01:17:16,507
Stop now! Lisa, stop anywhere.
Okay, you can stop now.

835
01:17:16,588 --> 01:17:19,508
Lisa? Lisa, stop now! Stop!

836
01:17:21,948 --> 01:17:24,828
- We are here!
- Jesus! You're dangerous!

837
01:17:24,907 --> 01:17:27,786
Come on, quickly! Hey, it's not raining!

838
01:17:27,868 --> 01:17:29,658
How long do you think
it'll take it to dry out?

839
01:17:29,835 --> 01:17:35,571
- I don't know, couple of hours.
- Bollocks, where is the crane?

840
01:17:35,747 --> 01:17:37,905
- Shit!
- What are we gonna do now?

841
01:17:37,985 --> 01:17:39,555
Okay, I'm thinking if
I can get it over there.

842
01:17:39,556 --> 01:17:41,426
- Wait, we are not ready!
- Run! Run! Run!

843
01:17:41,427 --> 01:17:42,873
- Give me the keys!
- What keys?

844
01:17:42,874 --> 01:17:45,105
- Cooney's keys.
- There! Go! Run!

845
01:18:30,979 --> 01:18:31,739
Come on, you...

846
01:18:32,971 --> 01:18:35,499
Just a little closer.

847
01:18:36,459 --> 01:18:41,097
What are you waiting for?
Come on and come and get me!

848
01:18:43,418 --> 01:18:46,098
Come on, you smelly bastard.

849
01:19:16,574 --> 01:19:19,757
Get away from him, you C-U-U-U-UNT!

850
01:19:42,213 --> 01:19:43,852
Yaa-Hoooo!

851
01:20:18,086 --> 01:20:21,126
I think this calls for a celebration.

852
01:20:33,523 --> 01:20:34,563
No!

853
01:20:45,362 --> 01:20:47,042
Sl�inte (cheers).

854
01:20:58,719 --> 01:21:01,960
Are you okay? You okay?

855
01:21:02,041 --> 01:21:04,159
He couldn't handle his drink.

856
01:21:07,479 --> 01:21:09,759
What are you doing?

857
01:21:12,079 --> 01:21:13,759
Ah! Shut your hole!

858
01:21:39,675 --> 01:21:42,715
That was fun, wasn't it?

859
01:21:42,794 --> 01:21:46,034
- Tell that to Una.
- Ah, she'll be grand.

860
01:21:49,153 --> 01:21:51,234
Would you like a drink?

861
01:21:52,233 --> 01:21:54,793
I wouldn't say no.

862
01:21:58,992 --> 01:22:01,152
Here, I thought you'd run out of drink?

863
01:22:01,232 --> 01:22:05,033
- Have you poit�n in your house?
- Is the Pope a Catholic?

864
01:22:10,071 --> 01:22:12,071
Here.

865
01:22:21,590 --> 01:22:24,710
I shouldn't have done that!

866
01:22:24,789 --> 01:22:27,909
Just kidding, I should.

867
01:22:29,788 --> 01:22:31,407
I think I'll take some time off.

868
01:22:31,408 --> 01:22:32,828
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

869
01:22:35,068 --> 01:22:39,347
You know, if you lived here,
you'd be home already.

870
01:22:40,507 --> 01:22:43,547
- Home of the Erin Island Grabbers.
- Uh-huh.

871
01:22:43,627 --> 01:22:45,986
It's gonna get mental around here.

872
01:22:46,067 --> 01:22:48,985
I'm gonna need all the help I can get.

873
01:23:19,142 --> 01:23:22,742
- Wanna get some breakfast?
- Yum! Yes, I do.

874
01:23:24,462 --> 01:23:27,781
I think we should go
and pick up Jim's dog.

875
01:23:27,902 --> 01:23:30,301
- Aw, Dr. Gleesons dog?
- Yeah.

876
01:23:30,725 --> 01:23:32,732
Yeah, she'll be missing her 'dad'.

877
01:23:32,813 --> 01:23:35,909
Aw, I've always wanted a dog.