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(FAMILY GRUMMLING)
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Where are my golf balls?
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Anyone seen my sun block?
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What's the point of going to Florida
if you use sun block?
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I don't care, I'm getting toasted.
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Great. Now you can be a skag
with a darker shade of skin.
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He's jealous because he can't tan.
His freckles just connect.
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Hey, hey, easy on the fluids!
The rubber sheets are packed.
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She wants "Ding."
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HOST:
Behind "Ding" is 200 points!
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All right!
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That gives you 4700 points.
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HOST ON RECORDER:
200 points! All right!
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Honey, are you packed yet?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Everything I put out?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, did you see what Grandma sent you?
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Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?
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Close.
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Inflatable clown to play with
in the pool.
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How exciting.
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Why Florida? There's no
Christmas trees in Florida.
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What is it with Christmas trees?
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How can you have Christmas
without a Christmas tree?
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We'll find a nice fake silver one.
Or decorate a palm tree.
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ANNOUNCER: Guests of Ding, Dang, Dong
stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel:
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New York's most exciting
hotel experience.
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For reservations, call toll-free,
1- 800-759...
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- Where's the camcorder battery?
- I put it in the charger.
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How's this?
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Oh, much better.
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Kevin, put your tie on. We'll be
late for the Christmas pageant.
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It's in the bathroom. I can't go in.
Uncle Frank's taking a shower.
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He says if I walk in there and see him
naked, I'd never feel like a real man.
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Whatever that means.
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I'm sure he was kidding.
Just run in and get your tie...
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...get out, and don't look
at anything.
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FRANK SINGS WITH RADIO:
Well
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This cat they're talking about
I wonder who, could it be
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'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat
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The heaviest cat you ever did see
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When they see me
Walkin ' down the street
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None of the fellas want to speak
Hey, hey, hey
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On their faces they wear a silly smirk
'Cause they know
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I'm the king
Of the cool jerks
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Get out of here, you pervert,
or I'll slap you silly!
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Oh, you're cooking, Frankie.
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CHOIR: Christmas tree
My Christmas tree
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Lit up like a star
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When I see
My Christmas tree
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Can loved ones be far
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Christmas tree
I'm certain
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Wherever I roam
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Kevin's solo's coming up.
Tell Leslie.
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Kevin's solo's coming up.
Tell Frank.
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Okay. Frank.
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Frank!
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Christmastime means laughter
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Toboggans in the snow
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Caroling together
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With faces aglow
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Stockings on the mantel
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A wreath on the door
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And my merriest Christmas
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Needs just one thing more
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GIRL:
Christmas tree
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My Christmas tree
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(SCREAMING)
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(SHOUTS)
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Kevin!
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
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...I'd like to apologize
for whatever displeasure...
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...I might have caused you.
- What?
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My prank was immature and ill-timed.
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Immature or not, it was
pretty darn hilarious.
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I also apologize to my brother.
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Kevin.
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I'm sorry.
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KATE:
Oh, Muzz...
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...that was very nice.
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(CLAPPING)
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Kevin, do you have something to say?
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Meat that, you trout-sniffer.
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I'm not sorry. I did it
because Muzz humiliated me.
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He gets away with everything,
so I got him.
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Since you stupidly
believe his lies...
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...I don't care if your
Florida trip is wrecked.
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Who wants to spend Christmas
in a tropical climate?
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KATE:
Kevin!
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You walk out,
you sleep on the 3rd floor.
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Yeah, with me.
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So, what else is new?
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Don't wreck my trip.
Your dad's paying good money for it.
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Wouldn't want to spoil your fun,
Mr. Cheapskate.
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What a troubled young man.
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They're all a bunch of jerks.
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Hi.
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Last time we tried to take a trip,
we had a problem just like this.
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Yeah, with me getting crapped on.
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I don't care for your choice of words.
That's not what happened.
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Muzz apologized to you.
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Yeah, then he called me
a trout-sniffer.
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He didn't mean it.
He was just sucking up to you.
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Okay, why don't you just sit up here
and think things over?
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When you're ready to apologize
to everyone, you can come down.
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I'm not apologizing to Muzz.
I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!
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Then stay up here all night.
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I don't want to go down anyway!
I can't trust anybody in this family.
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You know what? If I had my own
money, I'd go on my own vacation.
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Alone, without any of you. And I'd
have the most fun of my whole life.
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You got your wish last year.
Maybe you will this year.
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I hope so.
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(STATUE CLANKS)
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(DOORMELL RINGS)
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- We did it again!
- We did it again!
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(SCREAMING)
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(CLAMORING)
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Our McCallisters here,
other McCallisters there.
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I shouldn't complain, but
you give the worst wake-up calls.
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- Do you have the tickets?
- I've got them. Here's your family's.
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- How many do you have?
- Seven.
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- We have seven.
- 14!
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Seven...
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...eight...
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...nine, ten.
- How come we're not sitting together?
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This time of year, we're lucky to get
on the same plane. 11, 12, 13.
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Where's Kevin?
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14.
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Good thing I have my own ticket,
just in case you try to ditch me.
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- Come on.
- I need batteries.
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I'll give them to you on the plane.
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- Here's two more.
- Why not now?
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Not now! What's the gate number?
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H-17.
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MAN: Metter hurry, it's the last gate.
MUZZ: Dad, what gate is it?
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H-17, Muzz. Come on, Kevin.
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Kevin, you gonna take my bag?
Take my bag.
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Come on. Come on.
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ANNOUNCER: American Airlines
flight 226 to New York...
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... is now in the final
boarding process.
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Come on. Come on!
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Dad, wait up!
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Dad, wait up!
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Wait up!
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Wait!
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KATE:
Come on, come on!
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KEVIN:
Dad, wait!
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KATE:
Here we are! Here!
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LESLIE:
We made it.
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Everybody here? We made it?
All right.
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Please board, the plane's leaving.
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- I'll make sure everyone gets on.
- We'll get everyone on.
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WOMAN:
Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight.
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MEGAN: Mye.
- Mye-bye.
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Hey, wait up!
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Hey, guys, wait for me!
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- Cutting it kind of close.
- Yes.
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WOMAN: Merry Christmas.
MAN IN COAT: Merry Christmas.
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Wait!
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Wait!
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- I'm sorry.
- That's okay. Are you on this flight?
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Yeah. My family's on the plane.
I don't want to be left here.
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- Do you have a boarding pass?
- Somewhere...
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They're ready to go.
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He dropped his pass.
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This happened to me last year
and almost wrecked my Christmas.
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You sure your family's onboard?
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My dad ran in right before
I bumped into this lady.
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Moard him. Make sure he locates
his family before you leave him.
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Okay. Come on.
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Do you see your family?
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There's my dad.
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- Find an empty seat. Merry Christmas.
- You too.
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In order to push back from the gate...
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... all passengers must have
their seat belts fastened.
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So have you ever been to Florida?
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(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RECORDER)
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Welcome aboard American Airlines
flight 176 non-stop to New York.
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PETER:
I didn 't think we'd make it.
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Something wrong?
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Honey?
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I have that feeling.
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We forgot something?
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No, I don't think we did,
but I just have that feeling.
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Just bad memories.
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We did everything, brought everything.
We have everybody.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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KATE: Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
You're right. We're fine.
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PETER:
Nothing to worry about.
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Mom?
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Dad?
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Uncle Frank?
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Muzz?
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We're the last ones off the plane.
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Where are those guys?
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PETER: Is this Megan's?
KATE: It's Mrooke's.
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Give this to Mrooke, this to Kevin.
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- Give this... Give this to Kevin.
- Give this to Kevin.
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Give this to Kevin.
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- Kevin.
- Kevin.
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- Give this to Kevin.
- Give this to Kevin.
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- Give this to Kevin.
- Kevin.
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- Give this to Kevin.
- Here you go, Kevin.
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- Kevin's not here.
- Kevin's not here.
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- Kevin's not here.
- Kevin's not here.
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- Kevin's not here.
- Kevin's not here.
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- Kevin's not here.
- Kevin's not here.
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Kevin's not here.
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Kevin's not here.
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What!
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Kevin!
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(GASPS)
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Excuse me, this is an emergency!
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Yes, sir?
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What city is that?
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That's New York.
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Yikes, I did it again!
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Something wrong, sir?
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I'll be fine.
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Oh, no. My family's in Florida
and I'm in New York.
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My family's in Florida?
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I'm in...
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...New York?
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Wow.
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What's the child's name?
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- Kevin.
- K-E-V-l-N.
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When did you see him last?
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Curbside check-in?
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No, I saw him at the door.
He was with us in the terminal.
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Most people get separated at security.
Did everyone get through security?
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I don't know. Peter...
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We were in a hurry.
We ran all the way to the gate.
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When did you notice he was missing?
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When we picked up our baggage here.
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- Has the boy ever run away from home?
- No.
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Has he ever been in a situation
on his own?
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As a matter of fact,
this has happened before.
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KATE: It's becoming a McCallister
family travel tradition.
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Funnily enough,
we never lose our luggage.
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(KNOCKING)
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He was left at home,
by accident, last year.
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That's what my wife meant calling it
a McCallister family travel tradition.
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We'll call Chicago and...
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...notify them of the situation.
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The odds are that's where he is.
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Thanks.
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Very unlikely he'd be anywhere else.
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(HORN HONKS)
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DRIVER:
Watch out, kid!
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WORKER:
Yo, where's your manifest?
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00:22:11,767 --> 00:22:13,803
Here we are, Marv, New York City.
256
00:22:14,047 --> 00:22:16,163
The land of opportunity.
257
00:22:17,047 --> 00:22:18,560
Smell that?
258
00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:19,763
Yeah.
259
00:22:19,967 --> 00:22:21,366
Know what that is?
260
00:22:21,567 --> 00:22:24,081
- Fish.
- It's freedom.
261
00:22:24,447 --> 00:22:26,005
No, it's fish.
262
00:22:26,247 --> 00:22:29,159
- It's freedom and it's money.
- Okay, okay.
263
00:22:29,367 --> 00:22:30,197
It's freedom.
264
00:22:30,447 --> 00:22:32,756
Come on, let's go before
someone sees us.
265
00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:34,566
And it's fish.
266
00:22:40,447 --> 00:22:42,483
Yes, one quick score.
267
00:22:42,727 --> 00:22:45,287
We get ourselves
some phony passports...
268
00:22:45,527 --> 00:22:48,246
...and we hightail it
to some foreign country.
269
00:22:48,887 --> 00:22:50,161
Arizona?
270
00:22:55,327 --> 00:22:57,204
That's very smart, Marv.
271
00:22:57,447 --> 00:23:00,245
You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents
from a Santy Claus?
272
00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:01,682
Every bit helps.
273
00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:04,635
Mesides, now we got our new nickname.
274
00:23:05,247 --> 00:23:07,363
We're the Sticky Mandits!
275
00:23:08,047 --> 00:23:09,366
Real cute.
276
00:23:09,927 --> 00:23:11,360
Very cute.
277
00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:31,319
"The Plaza Hotel. New York's most
exciting hotel experience."
278
00:23:43,607 --> 00:23:45,359
Sick!
279
00:24:39,967 --> 00:24:41,366
What's the matter?
280
00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:43,565
Thought I saw something.
281
00:24:52,207 --> 00:24:54,163
(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)
282
00:24:58,447 --> 00:25:00,961
Serves you right! Come on, let's go.
283
00:25:01,247 --> 00:25:02,965
I think she likes me.
284
00:25:04,767 --> 00:25:05,563
Ahh.
285
00:25:38,607 --> 00:25:40,165
Excuse me, where's the lobby?
286
00:25:40,407 --> 00:25:43,160
- Down the hall and to the left.
- Thanks.
287
00:25:56,447 --> 00:25:57,766
Wow.
288
00:26:06,047 --> 00:26:08,163
ANNOUNCER ON RECORDER: Guests of
the new Celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong...
289
00:26:08,407 --> 00:26:10,967
... stay at the world-renowned
Plaza Hotel:
290
00:26:11,167 --> 00:26:13,476
New York's most exciting
hotel experience.
291
00:26:13,727 --> 00:26:15,479
For reservations, call toll-free...
292
00:26:15,687 --> 00:26:19,475
... 1-800-759-3000.
293
00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:22,758
I'll do just that.
294
00:26:23,607 --> 00:26:26,167
KEVIN: Howdy-do. This is Peter
McCallister. The father.
295
00:26:26,447 --> 00:26:28,005
I'd like a hotel room.
296
00:26:28,247 --> 00:26:30,602
With an extra-large bed, a TV...
297
00:26:30,847 --> 00:26:33,600
...and one of those little
refrigerators with a key.
298
00:26:34,367 --> 00:26:36,198
Credit card? You got it.
299
00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:41,877
Plaza Reservations, may I help you?
300
00:26:42,127 --> 00:26:44,641
KEVIN ON RECORDER IN SLOW SPEED:
Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister.
301
00:26:44,847 --> 00:26:46,280
The father.
302
00:26:46,487 --> 00:26:48,205
WOMAN: Yes, sir.
- I'd like a hotel room.
303
00:26:48,447 --> 00:26:51,564
WOMAN: Yes.
- With an extra-large bed, a TV...
304
00:26:51,807 --> 00:26:55,482
... and one of those little
refrigerators with a key.
305
00:26:56,127 --> 00:26:58,083
You'll need a major credit card.
306
00:26:58,407 --> 00:27:00,875
Credit card? You got it.
307
00:27:01,647 --> 00:27:03,763
WOMAN:
Thank you. Enjoy your stay.
308
00:27:07,007 --> 00:27:09,885
CONCIERGE: Yes, two at eight, Henri.
Mr. Yamamoto.
309
00:27:10,967 --> 00:27:11,877
Hold on a second.
310
00:27:16,607 --> 00:27:17,756
I'll call you back.
311
00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:21,962
Hi.
312
00:27:26,447 --> 00:27:27,436
Can I help you?
313
00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:29,439
Reservation for McCallister.
314
00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:33,438
A reservation for yourself?
315
00:27:33,847 --> 00:27:37,920
My feet are hardly touching the ground.
I can barely see over the counter.
316
00:27:38,367 --> 00:27:40,562
How can I make a reservation
for a room?
317
00:27:40,967 --> 00:27:44,676
Think about it: A kid going into
a hotel making a reservation?
318
00:27:45,607 --> 00:27:46,676
I don't think so.
319
00:27:48,327 --> 00:27:49,760
I'm confused.
320
00:27:50,047 --> 00:27:53,517
I'm traveling with my dad.
He's on business. He's at a meeting.
321
00:27:53,767 --> 00:27:57,806
I hate meetings. I'm not allowed
to go in, only to sit in the lobby.
322
00:27:58,207 --> 00:27:59,003
That's boring.
323
00:27:59,527 --> 00:28:00,926
So my dad dropped me off.
324
00:28:02,207 --> 00:28:05,279
Gave me his credit card and said
to have check-in...
325
00:28:05,527 --> 00:28:08,564
...let me in the room
so I won't get into mischief.
326
00:28:08,767 --> 00:28:11,076
Ma'am, sometimes I do
get into mischief.
327
00:28:13,007 --> 00:28:14,281
We all do.
328
00:28:16,847 --> 00:28:18,360
Merry Christmas.
329
00:28:19,847 --> 00:28:20,962
No sign of him.
330
00:28:22,127 --> 00:28:24,880
We'll need to be in touch.
You have hotel rooms?
331
00:28:25,127 --> 00:28:28,324
- Yeah.
- Do you have a recent photo of him?
332
00:28:30,247 --> 00:28:32,158
I have one in my wallet.
333
00:28:33,367 --> 00:28:34,959
I don't have my wallet.
334
00:28:35,927 --> 00:28:37,963
My wallet's in my bag.
335
00:28:38,247 --> 00:28:41,762
Kevin was looking in my bag at
the airport. He has my wallet.
336
00:28:42,167 --> 00:28:44,965
- Did you have credit cards?
- Credit cards, money...
337
00:28:45,167 --> 00:28:47,362
We'll notify the credit card
companies.
338
00:28:47,607 --> 00:28:51,998
If your son has the cards, we can get
a location on him when he uses them.
339
00:28:52,247 --> 00:28:55,000
I don't think he knows
how to use a credit card.
340
00:28:57,847 --> 00:28:58,882
Wow! It worked!
341
00:29:02,967 --> 00:29:04,764
- Cedric.
- Yes?
342
00:29:05,007 --> 00:29:07,965
- Don't count your tips in public.
- I'm sorry.
343
00:29:08,527 --> 00:29:12,361
And find out everything you can
about that young fellow.
344
00:29:13,647 --> 00:29:15,160
Front, please!
345
00:29:19,767 --> 00:29:21,723
Enjoy your stay with us.
346
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,760
Don't forget to remind
your dad, when he arrives...
347
00:29:24,967 --> 00:29:27,765
...he must come down and
sign a couple of things.
348
00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:31,084
- Thank you, you've been helpful.
CEDRIC: May I take your bag?
349
00:29:35,687 --> 00:29:37,166
Up here to your left.
350
00:29:37,927 --> 00:29:40,487
Herbert Hoover
once stayed on this floor.
351
00:29:40,727 --> 00:29:42,001
The vacuum guy?
352
00:29:42,247 --> 00:29:44,363
No, the president.
353
00:29:49,047 --> 00:29:51,766
This is one of our finest suites, sir.
354
00:29:59,447 --> 00:30:01,165
This is great!
355
00:30:06,327 --> 00:30:09,763
Wow! A huge bed just for me!
356
00:30:16,167 --> 00:30:18,920
Luxurious and spacious.
357
00:30:24,847 --> 00:30:26,075
How convenient.
358
00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:30,755
Hey.
359
00:30:33,047 --> 00:30:36,562
Did you want the key in the bag?
Or did you want to hang on to it?
360
00:30:36,807 --> 00:30:38,126
I'll hang on to it.
361
00:30:41,527 --> 00:30:42,960
Everything all right?
362
00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:45,397
- Is the temperature okay?
- It's okay.
363
00:30:45,767 --> 00:30:49,316
- Do you know how the TV works?
- I'm 10 years old. TV's my life.
364
00:30:50,447 --> 00:30:51,766
Well...
365
00:30:55,447 --> 00:30:56,436
I'm sorry.
366
00:31:01,647 --> 00:31:04,207
And there's plenty more
where that came from.
367
00:31:06,487 --> 00:31:07,761
Thank you.
368
00:31:34,207 --> 00:31:36,596
Would you mind if I worked
on my cannonballs?
369
00:31:37,367 --> 00:31:38,277
No.
370
00:31:39,087 --> 00:31:39,883
Thanks.
371
00:31:53,007 --> 00:31:54,360
KEVIN:
Yikes!
372
00:32:14,887 --> 00:32:17,196
This is a vacation.
373
00:32:18,087 --> 00:32:19,566
Hold it right there!
374
00:32:20,287 --> 00:32:21,845
It's me, Johnny.
375
00:32:22,047 --> 00:32:23,526
I knew it was you.
376
00:32:23,887 --> 00:32:26,401
I could smell you getting off
the elevator.
377
00:32:27,767 --> 00:32:31,316
- Two scoops, sir?
- Two? Make it three, I'm not driving.
378
00:32:31,527 --> 00:32:35,406
DAME: Gardenias, Johnny, your favorite.
- Thank you.
379
00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:37,962
You was here last night too,
wasn 't you?
380
00:32:38,767 --> 00:32:40,962
I was singing at the Blue Monkey
last night.
381
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:43,476
She was not.
She was smooching your brother.
382
00:32:43,887 --> 00:32:47,357
You was here and you was
smooching with my brother.
383
00:32:47,567 --> 00:32:49,125
DAME: That's a dirty lie.
- See?
384
00:32:49,327 --> 00:32:52,080
Don 't give me that.
You been smooching everybody!
385
00:32:52,327 --> 00:32:54,761
Snuffy, Al, Leo...
386
00:32:54,967 --> 00:32:59,199
... Little Moe with the gimpy leg,
Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff...
387
00:32:59,407 --> 00:33:01,125
I could go on forever, baby.
388
00:33:01,367 --> 00:33:02,925
DAME:
You have me all wrong!
389
00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:04,077
JOHNNY:
All right...
390
00:33:04,287 --> 00:33:05,515
... I believe you.
391
00:33:05,767 --> 00:33:07,962
But my Tommy gun don 't!
392
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,681
Johnny!
393
00:33:10,247 --> 00:33:11,999
You're the only duck in my pond!
394
00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:14,767
Get down on your knees
and tell me you love me.
395
00:33:14,967 --> 00:33:17,686
DAME:
Baby! I'm over the moon for you!
396
00:33:17,887 --> 00:33:19,639
You gotta do better than that!
397
00:33:20,367 --> 00:33:25,202
If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have
to take two planes to get across it.
398
00:33:26,567 --> 00:33:29,479
Maybe I'm off my hinges,
but I believe you.
399
00:33:30,367 --> 00:33:32,164
That's why I'm letting you go.
400
00:33:32,567 --> 00:33:36,446
I'm gonna give you till the count
of three, to get your lousy...
401
00:33:36,887 --> 00:33:37,797
... lying...
402
00:33:38,127 --> 00:33:41,642
... lowdown, four-flushing carcass
out my door!
403
00:33:42,127 --> 00:33:43,685
She's rat bait.
404
00:33:43,967 --> 00:33:44,843
One!
405
00:33:46,167 --> 00:33:46,963
Two!
406
00:33:51,727 --> 00:33:55,163
(LAUGHING)
407
00:33:55,647 --> 00:33:56,443
Three!
408
00:33:57,167 --> 00:33:59,920
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
409
00:34:01,887 --> 00:34:03,718
And a Happy New Year.
410
00:34:35,447 --> 00:34:36,402
Housekeeping.
411
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:20,079
FRANK OVER RECORDER:
We know a guy who can do the cool jerk
412
00:35:21,247 --> 00:35:25,320
We know a guy who can do the cool jerk
413
00:35:25,567 --> 00:35:28,877
This cat they're talkin ' about
414
00:35:29,087 --> 00:35:31,601
I wonder who could it be
415
00:35:31,847 --> 00:35:34,645
'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat
416
00:35:34,887 --> 00:35:37,685
The heaviest cat you ever did see
417
00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:40,487
When they see me
Walkin ' down the street
418
00:35:40,727 --> 00:35:43,287
None of the fellas want to speak
Hey, hey, hey
419
00:35:43,487 --> 00:35:46,240
On their faces they wear a silly smirk
'Cause they know
420
00:35:46,487 --> 00:35:50,639
I'm the king of the cool jerks
421
00:35:54,287 --> 00:35:57,597
Get out of here, you pervert,
or I'll slap you silly!
422
00:35:58,127 --> 00:35:59,116
Uh...
423
00:36:01,567 --> 00:36:03,876
Oh, you're cooking, Frankie.
424
00:36:05,967 --> 00:36:07,480
Oh, my foot!
425
00:36:38,967 --> 00:36:41,481
Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.
426
00:36:58,167 --> 00:36:59,236
Uncle Rob lives here.
427
00:36:59,807 --> 00:37:02,685
If they're back from Paris,
I'll drop in on them.
428
00:37:02,967 --> 00:37:05,481
They usually give pretty
good presents.
429
00:38:02,487 --> 00:38:03,886
Good night, Mom.
430
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,879
Good night, Kevin.
431
00:38:36,767 --> 00:38:38,359
Your drawers, sir.
432
00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:43,197
Don't flash these babies around here!
There could be girls on this floor!
433
00:38:43,407 --> 00:38:45,045
I was very careful, sir.
434
00:38:45,367 --> 00:38:47,881
You can't be too careful
with underwear.
435
00:38:48,087 --> 00:38:49,202
I understand.
436
00:38:49,887 --> 00:38:52,162
I'm sorry. You wanted a tip.
437
00:38:52,767 --> 00:38:56,601
That won't be necessary, sir.
I still have some tip left over.
438
00:38:58,167 --> 00:38:59,282
No tip?
439
00:38:59,647 --> 00:39:00,875
Okay.
440
00:39:01,887 --> 00:39:04,082
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait!
441
00:39:07,167 --> 00:39:09,681
The doorman will be happy
to find you a taxi...
442
00:39:10,367 --> 00:39:11,197
Mr. McCallister.
443
00:39:14,487 --> 00:39:15,761
Excuse me.
444
00:39:15,967 --> 00:39:17,082
Sure.
445
00:39:20,247 --> 00:39:22,078
And how are we this morning?
446
00:39:22,327 --> 00:39:25,319
- Fine. Is my transportation here?
- Out in front, sir.
447
00:39:25,567 --> 00:39:27,876
A limousine and a pizza.
448
00:39:28,087 --> 00:39:29,679
Compliments of the Plaza Hotel.
449
00:39:30,327 --> 00:39:33,125
I do hope your father understands
that last night...
450
00:39:33,367 --> 00:39:36,757
...I was simply checking to see
that everything was in order.
451
00:39:36,967 --> 00:39:38,480
Oh, he was pretty mad.
452
00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:39,722
He was?
453
00:39:39,927 --> 00:39:43,237
He said he didn't come here
to have his naked rear spied on.
454
00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:45,400
Of course not.
455
00:39:45,647 --> 00:39:47,524
Will he be down soon?
456
00:39:47,767 --> 00:39:48,882
He already left.
457
00:39:51,567 --> 00:39:54,559
I would've liked to have offered
my personal apology.
458
00:39:54,967 --> 00:39:58,004
If a guy saw you in the shower,
would you want to see him?
459
00:39:58,767 --> 00:40:00,200
I suppose not.
460
00:40:00,487 --> 00:40:02,398
I don't think you'll see him again.
461
00:40:03,327 --> 00:40:04,316
I understand.
462
00:40:05,887 --> 00:40:07,081
Mye.
463
00:40:09,567 --> 00:40:11,285
Have a lovely day.
464
00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:22,203
McCallister...
465
00:40:34,567 --> 00:40:37,081
- Good morning, Mr. McCallister.
- Morning.
466
00:40:44,127 --> 00:40:47,119
Mr. McCallister,
here's your very own...
467
00:40:47,367 --> 00:40:48,880
...cheese pizza.
468
00:41:09,887 --> 00:41:12,037
- Hello?
- Hello.
469
00:41:12,247 --> 00:41:13,600
Know any good toy stores?
470
00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:15,566
Yes, sir.
471
00:41:26,727 --> 00:41:27,921
Ahh.
472
00:41:32,967 --> 00:41:34,286
Mingo!
473
00:41:48,967 --> 00:41:51,925
Get outta here! Go on, get
outta here! Get outta here!
474
00:41:52,127 --> 00:41:54,277
Meat it! Meat it! Get outta here!
475
00:41:54,527 --> 00:41:58,076
Hey, Marv! Get over here!
I gotta talk to you!
476
00:42:07,847 --> 00:42:09,280
Whoa, whoa!
477
00:42:11,647 --> 00:42:15,003
- Would you like a scarf?
- Forget about that, we gotta talk.
478
00:42:16,287 --> 00:42:20,360
We don't have the equipment to pull off
anything big: Manks, jewelry stores...
479
00:42:20,967 --> 00:42:24,721
We don't want goods.
We need cash and we need it now.
480
00:42:24,927 --> 00:42:26,121
How about...
481
00:42:26,367 --> 00:42:27,516
...hotels?
482
00:42:27,767 --> 00:42:29,405
Tourists carry lots of cash.
483
00:42:29,607 --> 00:42:34,317
I got a better idea. Stores ain't
depositing cash on Christmas Eve.
484
00:42:34,767 --> 00:42:39,522
The stores that will have cash are the
ones dealing in moderate priced goods.
485
00:42:39,767 --> 00:42:40,916
Right. Right.
486
00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:44,716
Ergo, what store's gonna make
the most cash on Christmas Eve...
487
00:42:44,967 --> 00:42:46,685
...that nobody's gonna rob?
488
00:42:47,567 --> 00:42:48,556
Candy stores.
489
00:42:49,847 --> 00:42:51,724
Nine-year-olds rob candy stores.
490
00:42:52,767 --> 00:42:54,485
This is what I had in mind:
491
00:42:56,647 --> 00:42:59,241
That's brilliant, Harry! Mrilliant!
492
00:43:01,487 --> 00:43:05,082
Nobody's dumb enough to knock off
a toy store on Christmas Eve.
493
00:43:05,287 --> 00:43:07,084
Oh, yes, there is.
494
00:43:24,487 --> 00:43:27,877
DRIVER:
Here we are, sir: Duncan's Toy Chest.
495
00:43:28,767 --> 00:43:30,883
Merry Christmas, Kevin.
496
00:43:37,847 --> 00:43:40,042
(TRAIN WHISTLE MLOWS)
497
00:44:04,847 --> 00:44:09,682
(TO Y CLICKING)
498
00:44:11,727 --> 00:44:14,446
This is the greatest accident
of my life.
499
00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:33,924
Marv. Marv!
500
00:44:34,167 --> 00:44:37,079
Hey, nice house.
Mut there's no bathroom in it.
501
00:44:39,767 --> 00:44:40,882
So, what's the plan?
502
00:44:41,087 --> 00:44:45,558
Everyone leaves for a holiday off.
We come out of our houses.
503
00:44:48,927 --> 00:44:49,882
Yeah, then what?
504
00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:52,317
We empty the registers and walk out.
505
00:44:52,567 --> 00:44:54,478
Great plan, Harry!
506
00:44:55,567 --> 00:44:58,286
MR. DUNCAN: Well, now, thank you
and Merry Christmas.
507
00:44:58,487 --> 00:45:00,478
Say hello to the family.
508
00:45:03,087 --> 00:45:04,679
Let me see.
509
00:45:06,567 --> 00:45:07,841
You shopping alone?
510
00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:11,159
In New York?
Sir, I'm afraid of my own shadow.
511
00:45:11,767 --> 00:45:14,679
- I was just checking.
- That's very responsible of you.
512
00:45:14,927 --> 00:45:16,280
Oh, well, thank you.
513
00:45:16,527 --> 00:45:17,926
My pleasure.
514
00:45:18,167 --> 00:45:22,479
That'll be $23.75.
515
00:45:24,047 --> 00:45:26,561
My, my, my.
Where did you get all that money?
516
00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:30,877
- I have a lot of grandmothers.
- Oh.
517
00:45:31,527 --> 00:45:33,085
Well, that explains it.
518
00:45:35,127 --> 00:45:39,279
This is a nice store. One of the
finer toy dealerships I've visited.
519
00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:40,476
Well, thank you.
520
00:45:40,687 --> 00:45:42,564
Mr. Duncan must be a nice guy...
521
00:45:42,767 --> 00:45:45,725
...letting kids come in here
and play with his toys.
522
00:45:45,967 --> 00:45:47,798
Most toy stores prohibit that.
523
00:45:48,007 --> 00:45:49,122
- Is that so?
- Yes.
524
00:45:49,367 --> 00:45:51,517
Well, he loves kids.
525
00:45:51,767 --> 00:45:55,726
As a matter of fact, all the money
the store takes in today...
526
00:45:55,967 --> 00:45:59,004
...Mr. Duncan is donating
to the Children's Hospital.
527
00:45:59,207 --> 00:46:01,243
And the day after Christmas...
528
00:46:01,447 --> 00:46:04,484
...we empty out all the money
in the cash register...
529
00:46:04,687 --> 00:46:07,724
...and Mr. Duncan takes it
right down to the hospital.
530
00:46:08,087 --> 00:46:09,315
That's generous of him.
531
00:46:09,527 --> 00:46:12,724
Well, children bring him
a lot of joy...
532
00:46:12,967 --> 00:46:16,084
...as they do to everyone
who appreciates them.
533
00:46:21,567 --> 00:46:26,322
I'm not supposed to spend this, but
I have $20 in a jar in our garage...
534
00:46:26,527 --> 00:46:30,315
...where my brother can't find it.
So I can pay my mother back.
535
00:46:30,567 --> 00:46:34,401
So give this to Mr. Duncan.
The hospital needs it more than I do.
536
00:46:34,607 --> 00:46:38,998
Mesides, I'll probably spend it on
stuff that will rot my teeth and mind.
537
00:46:41,567 --> 00:46:44,877
Ah, that's...
That's very sweet of you.
538
00:46:45,767 --> 00:46:47,723
You see that tree there?
539
00:46:47,967 --> 00:46:51,482
Well, to show our appreciation
for your generosity...
540
00:46:51,687 --> 00:46:54,281
...I'll let you select an object
from that tree...
541
00:46:54,487 --> 00:46:57,479
...to take home with you.
- For free?
542
00:46:58,567 --> 00:47:01,400
- May I make a suggestion?
- Okay.
543
00:47:01,607 --> 00:47:03,643
Take the turtledoves.
544
00:47:04,247 --> 00:47:05,521
I can have two?
545
00:47:05,727 --> 00:47:09,925
Well, "two turtledoves."
And I tell you what you do.
546
00:47:10,167 --> 00:47:11,680
You keep one...
547
00:47:12,087 --> 00:47:15,716
...and give the other one
to a very special person.
548
00:47:16,287 --> 00:47:18,084
You see, turtledoves...
549
00:47:18,567 --> 00:47:21,479
...are a symbol of friendship
and love.
550
00:47:21,767 --> 00:47:25,077
Now, as long as each of you
have your turtledove...
551
00:47:25,327 --> 00:47:27,795
...you'll be friends forever.
552
00:47:28,047 --> 00:47:32,040
Wow, I never knew that. I thought
they were just part of a song.
553
00:47:32,247 --> 00:47:35,876
They are. And for that
very special reason.
554
00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:37,797
Wow.
555
00:47:38,167 --> 00:47:39,122
Thanks.
556
00:47:39,367 --> 00:47:40,561
Merry Christmas.
557
00:47:40,767 --> 00:47:42,678
Merry Christmas to you too.
558
00:47:42,967 --> 00:47:45,640
Me sure to bundle up if you
go outside. It's nippy.
559
00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,836
Oh. I'll do that.
560
00:48:24,247 --> 00:48:25,885
Well, where to?
561
00:48:26,327 --> 00:48:29,046
You promised you'd take me
to the Central Park Zoo.
562
00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:39,681
Hey, look who it is.
563
00:48:43,167 --> 00:48:44,805
Come on, let's get him.
564
00:48:50,447 --> 00:48:51,562
HARRY:
Hi, pal.
565
00:48:57,967 --> 00:48:59,286
(GASPS)
566
00:48:59,647 --> 00:49:00,921
(SCREAMS)
567
00:49:10,367 --> 00:49:11,482
Come on.
568
00:49:26,367 --> 00:49:27,686
MAN 1:
Hey!
569
00:49:32,767 --> 00:49:34,120
MAN 2:
Hey, watch it, man!
570
00:49:34,367 --> 00:49:35,846
(GLASS MREAKS)
571
00:49:36,247 --> 00:49:40,479
Muy now and avoid the Christmas rush.
Two for $5. Two for $5.
572
00:49:40,927 --> 00:49:42,280
Four for 10.
573
00:49:42,727 --> 00:49:43,842
There he is!
574
00:49:44,367 --> 00:49:45,402
All right.
575
00:49:46,327 --> 00:49:48,477
- Thanks.
- Merry Christmas, dude.
576
00:50:16,767 --> 00:50:18,246
MOTH:
Whoa!
577
00:50:20,887 --> 00:50:21,956
Oh...
578
00:50:23,367 --> 00:50:24,686
Yes!
579
00:50:25,047 --> 00:50:28,244
WOMAN: Thank you for your suggestion.
CONCIERGE: My duty. My pleasure.
580
00:50:39,567 --> 00:50:41,762
Help! There's two guys after me!
581
00:50:42,327 --> 00:50:45,683
What's the matter?
Store wouldn't take your...
582
00:50:46,247 --> 00:50:48,203
...stolen credit card?
583
00:50:49,087 --> 00:50:51,920
Let's see what the police
have to say about this.
584
00:50:57,527 --> 00:50:59,085
HARRY:
Get up! Get up!
585
00:51:00,367 --> 00:51:01,925
Come on! Let's go get him.
586
00:51:03,967 --> 00:51:06,527
Get back here, you little thief!
587
00:51:09,327 --> 00:51:10,362
Stop that child!
588
00:51:14,087 --> 00:51:15,281
Grab him!
589
00:51:20,007 --> 00:51:21,759
Whoa!
590
00:51:24,407 --> 00:51:25,886
(GROANING)
591
00:51:29,527 --> 00:51:31,279
You little sh...
592
00:51:33,247 --> 00:51:35,397
I've committed credit card fraud.
593
00:51:35,607 --> 00:51:37,484
CONCIERGE:
Get me security!
594
00:51:37,687 --> 00:51:40,599
We've got to stop that delinquent!
595
00:51:40,847 --> 00:51:43,680
Come along, Cedric!
596
00:52:01,167 --> 00:52:04,364
I've had enough of this vacation.
I'm going home.
597
00:52:15,247 --> 00:52:16,123
Hold it!
598
00:52:18,247 --> 00:52:19,919
This is the Concierge, sir!
599
00:52:21,167 --> 00:52:22,805
I knew it was you.
600
00:52:23,047 --> 00:52:25,038
I could smell you
getting off the elevator.
601
00:52:27,687 --> 00:52:29,723
JOHNNY: You was here last night too,
wasn 't you?
602
00:52:31,927 --> 00:52:33,883
Yes, sir.
603
00:52:34,087 --> 00:52:34,917
I was.
604
00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:38,644
You was here and you was smooching
with my brother.
605
00:52:39,527 --> 00:52:41,085
Mu...
606
00:52:42,247 --> 00:52:43,839
You're mistaken, sir.
607
00:52:44,567 --> 00:52:47,286
Don 't give me that.
You've smooched everybody.
608
00:52:47,607 --> 00:52:51,805
Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe
with the gimpy leg...
609
00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:54,163
... Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff...
610
00:52:54,607 --> 00:52:55,403
(GASPS)
611
00:52:57,167 --> 00:52:58,885
No!
612
00:53:00,567 --> 00:53:02,000
It's a lie!
613
00:53:02,207 --> 00:53:04,482
JOHNNY:
I could go on forever, baby.
614
00:53:04,967 --> 00:53:07,481
I'm terribly sorry, sir.
615
00:53:07,687 --> 00:53:09,279
I'm afraid you're mistaken.
616
00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:11,525
We're looking for a young man.
617
00:53:11,767 --> 00:53:14,122
All right, I believe you...
618
00:53:14,367 --> 00:53:15,766
... but my Tommy gun don 't.
619
00:53:16,007 --> 00:53:17,042
(GASPS)
620
00:53:17,247 --> 00:53:19,807
Get down on your knees
and tell me you love me.
621
00:53:22,927 --> 00:53:24,280
On your knees.
622
00:53:32,767 --> 00:53:35,076
I love you!
623
00:53:35,687 --> 00:53:37,518
(LAUGHS)
624
00:53:38,167 --> 00:53:39,759
You gotta do better than that!
625
00:53:41,407 --> 00:53:43,363
I love you!
626
00:53:45,167 --> 00:53:46,680
JOHNNY:
Maybe I'm off my hinges...
627
00:53:47,127 --> 00:53:48,116
... but I believe you.
628
00:53:48,367 --> 00:53:50,676
That's why I'm gonna let you go.
629
00:53:51,527 --> 00:53:55,361
I'm gonna give you till the count
of three to get your lousy...
630
00:53:55,847 --> 00:53:57,758
... lying, low-down...
631
00:53:57,967 --> 00:54:00,322
... four-flushing carcass out my door!
632
00:54:02,327 --> 00:54:03,521
- One!
- Open the door!
633
00:54:03,767 --> 00:54:04,597
Two!
634
00:54:07,127 --> 00:54:09,038
(GUNFIRE ON TV)
635
00:54:18,647 --> 00:54:19,966
Three.
636
00:54:20,367 --> 00:54:23,279
JOHNNY:
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
637
00:54:25,727 --> 00:54:27,683
JOHNNY:
And a happy new year.
638
00:54:30,087 --> 00:54:32,806
Stay in your rooms!
This is an emergency!
639
00:54:33,447 --> 00:54:36,678
There's an insane guest with a gun!
640
00:54:46,727 --> 00:54:48,046
No!
641
00:54:51,247 --> 00:54:53,078
Come to Papa!
642
00:54:54,967 --> 00:54:58,482
Round trip to Miami. What's the
matter, get on the wrong plane?
643
00:54:58,727 --> 00:55:00,399
You won't be needing this.
644
00:55:00,647 --> 00:55:04,686
American don't fly to the
promised land, little buddy.
645
00:55:06,527 --> 00:55:10,520
We spent 9 months in jail thinking
we had the worst luck in the universe.
646
00:55:10,767 --> 00:55:12,120
We were wrong.
647
00:55:12,367 --> 00:55:15,723
We busted out and we're doing fine.
Even better...
648
00:55:15,967 --> 00:55:19,243
...because we're not robbing houses,
we're robbing toy stores.
649
00:55:19,447 --> 00:55:22,484
At midnight tonight,
we'll hit Duncan's Toy Chest.
650
00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:24,325
Five floors of cash.
651
00:55:24,567 --> 00:55:28,003
Then after that, we grab some
phony passports and go to Rio.
652
00:55:28,247 --> 00:55:31,876
- You want to shut up?
- He's not gonna talk to anybody.
653
00:55:32,127 --> 00:55:34,083
Except maybe a fish.
654
00:55:34,287 --> 00:55:35,276
Or the undertaker.
655
00:55:35,527 --> 00:55:40,282
Let's go to the subway tunnel.
I'll feel better once I get him on ice.
656
00:55:42,367 --> 00:55:43,516
HARRY:
I've got a gun.
657
00:55:43,767 --> 00:55:47,282
Say anything and you'll be spitting
gum out through your forehead.
658
00:56:07,247 --> 00:56:08,043
Well, hello.
659
00:56:11,887 --> 00:56:12,842
He did it!
660
00:56:13,567 --> 00:56:14,556
Did what?
661
00:56:17,367 --> 00:56:18,686
Thanks!
662
00:56:21,767 --> 00:56:23,723
HARRY: Go get him.
MARV: He went in the park.
663
00:56:23,967 --> 00:56:25,685
HARRY:
What are you doing flirting?!
664
00:56:28,087 --> 00:56:30,726
(KIDS SHOUTING)
665
00:57:00,007 --> 00:57:01,076
Over there!
666
00:57:07,527 --> 00:57:09,279
MO Y: Don't!
GIRL: Give it!
667
00:57:10,567 --> 00:57:11,397
MARV:
Hey, Harry.
668
00:57:11,967 --> 00:57:13,195
- I got him.
- Let me see!
669
00:57:13,447 --> 00:57:16,200
That ain't him! Put him down.
That ain't him.
670
00:57:16,887 --> 00:57:21,039
We should've shot him. I hate pulling
a job, knowing that creep's loose.
671
00:57:21,247 --> 00:57:24,603
- What can he do? Kids are helpless.
- Not this kid.
672
00:57:24,847 --> 00:57:29,079
Mut this time he doesn't have a house
full of dangerous goodies.
673
00:57:29,287 --> 00:57:32,916
He's in the park. He's alone.
Kids are scared of the park.
674
00:57:33,127 --> 00:57:36,915
Yeah. Grown men come in the park
and don't leave alive.
675
00:57:38,167 --> 00:57:39,885
Good luck, little fella.
676
00:57:50,447 --> 00:57:52,085
KEVIN:
I want to go home.
677
00:57:52,847 --> 00:57:54,678
Mom, where are you?
678
00:57:55,607 --> 00:57:58,246
(THUNDER MOOMS)
679
00:57:58,527 --> 00:58:01,087
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
680
00:58:21,567 --> 00:58:22,920
(PHONE RINGS)
681
00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:24,441
Turn that down!
682
00:58:26,687 --> 00:58:27,676
- Hello?
COP: Kate McCallister.
683
00:58:27,927 --> 00:58:29,406
- This is she.
- We found him.
684
00:58:29,647 --> 00:58:31,046
- Oh, my God!
- What?
685
00:58:31,247 --> 00:58:33,124
- They know where Kevin is.
- Where?
686
00:58:33,367 --> 00:58:35,278
- He's in New York City.
- New York!
687
00:58:35,487 --> 00:58:36,681
New York?
688
00:58:38,327 --> 00:58:39,282
What?
689
00:58:39,967 --> 00:58:42,925
- He's scared, he's not a troublemaker.
- What? What?
690
00:58:43,127 --> 00:58:47,086
Just a second. He used your credit
card to check into the Plaza Hotel.
691
00:58:48,087 --> 00:58:49,679
- Do they have him?
- Is he there?
692
00:58:49,887 --> 00:58:52,082
- No, they're still looking.
- Damn it!
693
00:58:52,287 --> 00:58:54,721
- Get to New York.
- We're on the next flight out.
694
00:58:54,967 --> 00:58:57,083
Thanks.
We're going to New York, move it!
695
00:58:57,287 --> 00:58:58,436
Yes!
696
00:58:59,687 --> 00:59:03,475
He ran away when they asked about
the card. He must be scared!
697
00:59:03,967 --> 00:59:06,765
- Would he go to my brother's?
- Aren't they in Paris?
698
00:59:07,167 --> 00:59:10,477
- Maybe they have a housesitter.
- Aren't they renovating?
699
00:59:40,407 --> 00:59:41,999
(KNOCKING)
700
00:59:48,847 --> 00:59:50,280
Hello?!
701
00:59:51,167 --> 00:59:53,806
Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette!
702
00:59:54,047 --> 00:59:55,878
Anybody home?!
703
00:59:56,687 --> 00:59:57,722
Hello!
704
00:59:58,287 --> 00:59:59,800
Anybody home?
705
01:00:00,047 --> 01:00:02,686
It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin!
706
01:00:03,247 --> 01:00:04,885
Uncle Rob!
707
01:00:05,127 --> 01:00:06,640
Aunt Georgette!
708
01:00:27,567 --> 01:00:30,081
(MUMMLES)
709
01:00:48,327 --> 01:00:50,318
Watch it, kid!
710
01:00:50,567 --> 01:00:52,523
(MAN CACKLES)
711
01:00:56,647 --> 01:00:59,684
You looking for someone
to read you a bedtime story?
712
01:00:59,927 --> 01:01:02,316
(WOMEN LAUGHING)
713
01:01:05,487 --> 01:01:06,806
Taxi!
714
01:01:19,247 --> 01:01:21,317
It's scary out there.
715
01:01:22,967 --> 01:01:24,286
Ain't much better in here.
716
01:01:24,527 --> 01:01:25,516
(GASPS)
717
01:01:50,847 --> 01:01:53,600
I don't ever want to take a vacation
like this again.
718
01:02:04,687 --> 01:02:06,678
(WINGS FLAPPING)
719
01:02:23,247 --> 01:02:24,566
KEVIN:
Where did you come from?
720
01:02:24,807 --> 01:02:26,479
I don't have enough for everybody.
721
01:02:26,807 --> 01:02:29,002
How hungry are you guys?
722
01:02:30,567 --> 01:02:32,558
You guys ate all my food.
723
01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:49,158
(SCREAMS)
724
01:03:29,447 --> 01:03:34,077
I'm sorry I screamed in your face.
You were trying to help me, right?
725
01:03:37,527 --> 01:03:39,279
I'm Kevin McCallister.
726
01:03:40,127 --> 01:03:41,526
Your birds are real nice.
727
01:03:42,807 --> 01:03:44,126
I've seen you before.
728
01:03:44,367 --> 01:03:46,358
You had pigeons all over you.
729
01:03:46,607 --> 01:03:50,725
At first, you look scary, but when
I think about it, it's not so bad.
730
01:03:51,007 --> 01:03:53,441
They must like you to be all over you.
731
01:03:55,127 --> 01:03:57,402
If I'm bothering you, I can leave.
732
01:03:57,647 --> 01:03:59,000
Am I bothering you?
733
01:04:00,487 --> 01:04:01,681
No.
734
01:04:02,567 --> 01:04:04,797
Good. I'm not a pain in the butt?
735
01:04:07,047 --> 01:04:08,196
No.
736
01:04:12,527 --> 01:04:15,325
Will the pigeons come back
on their own or do you call them?
737
01:04:26,487 --> 01:04:27,363
LAD Y:
Give me your hand.
738
01:04:30,487 --> 01:04:31,442
(GRAIN SPILLING)
739
01:04:31,687 --> 01:04:33,245
They can hear it.
740
01:04:49,847 --> 01:04:51,041
This is great!
741
01:04:55,167 --> 01:04:56,520
It's pretty cold out.
742
01:04:56,767 --> 01:05:00,282
I'd sure like a cup of hot chocolate.
How about you?
743
01:05:00,487 --> 01:05:01,283
My treat.
744
01:05:06,047 --> 01:05:08,607
KEVIN: I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve
in such a park.
745
01:05:08,847 --> 01:05:10,724
Can we go someplace warm?
746
01:05:11,087 --> 01:05:11,997
LAD Y:
Yes.
747
01:05:12,207 --> 01:05:13,606
I know a place.
748
01:05:16,567 --> 01:05:19,957
(ORCHESTRA PLAYS)
749
01:05:21,007 --> 01:05:24,841
(ORCHESTRA PLAYS
"O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL")
750
01:05:58,687 --> 01:06:00,518
Nice music.
751
01:06:01,887 --> 01:06:03,878
This place is great.
752
01:06:04,287 --> 01:06:06,960
LAD Y: I've heard the world's
great music from here.
753
01:06:08,727 --> 01:06:10,877
Ella Fitzgerald. Count Masie.
754
01:06:11,127 --> 01:06:12,765
Frank Sinatra.
755
01:06:13,087 --> 01:06:15,078
Luciano Pavarotti.
756
01:06:20,047 --> 01:06:21,765
Do you bring your friends here?
757
01:06:23,887 --> 01:06:25,366
I haven't got many friends.
758
01:06:26,447 --> 01:06:27,641
Sorry.
759
01:06:28,367 --> 01:06:30,437
I'm like the birds I care for.
760
01:06:31,327 --> 01:06:35,286
People pass me in the street.
They see me but they try to ignore me.
761
01:06:35,527 --> 01:06:37,518
They prefer I wasn't in their city.
762
01:06:38,047 --> 01:06:42,723
Yeah. It's like that with my family.
I'm like the pigeon of the house...
763
01:06:42,967 --> 01:06:44,446
...just because I'm the youngest.
764
01:06:45,327 --> 01:06:47,318
Everyone fights for position.
765
01:06:47,687 --> 01:06:49,279
Everyone wants to be seen...
766
01:06:49,527 --> 01:06:50,437
...and heard.
767
01:06:50,967 --> 01:06:52,002
I guess so.
768
01:06:52,247 --> 01:06:56,525
I'm seen and heard pretty much.
Mut I get sent to my room a lot too.
769
01:06:59,327 --> 01:07:01,397
I wasn't always like this.
770
01:07:02,007 --> 01:07:03,918
What were you like before?
771
01:07:04,607 --> 01:07:07,167
I had a job. I had a home.
772
01:07:07,687 --> 01:07:09,803
- I had a family.
- Any kids?
773
01:07:11,287 --> 01:07:12,402
No.
774
01:07:13,247 --> 01:07:14,839
I wanted them.
775
01:07:15,487 --> 01:07:18,843
Mut the man I loved
fell out of love with me.
776
01:07:19,767 --> 01:07:20,882
That broke my heart.
777
01:07:21,767 --> 01:07:24,201
When the chance
to be loved came along again...
778
01:07:25,247 --> 01:07:26,999
...I ran away from it.
779
01:07:27,687 --> 01:07:29,405
I stopped trusting people.
780
01:07:29,927 --> 01:07:33,602
No offense, but that seems like
sort of a dumb thing to do.
781
01:07:34,007 --> 01:07:36,601
I was afraid of getting
my heart broken again.
782
01:07:37,207 --> 01:07:39,516
Sometimes you can trust a person...
783
01:07:39,767 --> 01:07:43,396
...and then, when things are down,
they forget about you.
784
01:07:44,287 --> 01:07:46,005
Maybe they're just too busy.
785
01:07:46,247 --> 01:07:49,842
Maybe they don't forget about you,
but they forget to remember you.
786
01:07:50,087 --> 01:07:51,918
People don't mean to forget.
787
01:07:52,167 --> 01:07:53,759
My grandfather says...
788
01:07:54,007 --> 01:07:58,080
...if my head wasn't screwed on,
I'd leave it on the school bus.
789
01:07:58,607 --> 01:08:02,156
I'm just afraid if I do trust someone,
I'll get my heart broken.
790
01:08:02,607 --> 01:08:03,642
I understand.
791
01:08:04,047 --> 01:08:06,322
I had a nice pair of Rollerblades.
792
01:08:06,567 --> 01:08:08,762
I was afraid to wreck them...
793
01:08:09,007 --> 01:08:12,522
...so I kept them in a box.
Do you know what happened?
794
01:08:12,767 --> 01:08:17,363
I outgrew them. I never wore them
outside. Only in my room a few times.
795
01:08:18,807 --> 01:08:22,277
A person's heart and feelings
are very different than skates.
796
01:08:23,087 --> 01:08:25,043
They're kind of the same thing.
797
01:08:25,287 --> 01:08:28,245
If you won't use your heart,
who cares if it gets broken?
798
01:08:28,807 --> 01:08:32,277
If you just keep it to yourself,
maybe it'll be like my Rollerblades.
799
01:08:32,607 --> 01:08:35,838
When you do decide to try it,
it won't be any good.
800
01:08:36,087 --> 01:08:38,726
You should take a chance.
Got nothing to lose.
801
01:08:40,047 --> 01:08:42,003
Little truth in there somewhere.
802
01:08:42,247 --> 01:08:46,479
I think so. Your heart might
still be broken, but it isn't gone.
803
01:08:46,727 --> 01:08:48,922
If it was gone,
you wouldn't be so nice.
804
01:08:50,287 --> 01:08:51,402
Thank you.
805
01:08:53,567 --> 01:08:55,398
Do you know it's been...
806
01:08:56,447 --> 01:08:59,245
...a couple of years
since I've talked to anybody?
807
01:08:59,607 --> 01:09:01,438
That's okay. You're good at it.
808
01:09:01,687 --> 01:09:04,247
You're not boring.
You don't mumble or spit.
809
01:09:04,487 --> 01:09:06,125
You should do it more often.
810
01:09:06,367 --> 01:09:09,484
Just wear an outfit
with no pigeon poop on it.
811
01:09:09,687 --> 01:09:11,518
(LAUGHS)
812
01:09:12,807 --> 01:09:15,924
I have been working very hard
at keeping people away.
813
01:09:16,167 --> 01:09:18,635
I always think I'll have
a lot of fun if I'm alone...
814
01:09:18,887 --> 01:09:21,162
...but when I'm alone, it's not fun.
815
01:09:21,687 --> 01:09:24,155
I don't care how much people bug me...
816
01:09:24,407 --> 01:09:26,762
...I'd rather be with someone
than alone.
817
01:09:27,767 --> 01:09:30,600
So what are you doing alone
on Christmas Eve?
818
01:09:31,127 --> 01:09:32,526
Did you get into trouble?
819
01:09:33,487 --> 01:09:34,397
Yeah.
820
01:09:34,607 --> 01:09:35,960
You did something wrong?
821
01:09:36,207 --> 01:09:37,526
A lot of things.
822
01:09:39,887 --> 01:09:43,357
Did you know that a good deed
erases a bad deed?
823
01:09:43,687 --> 01:09:46,247
It's late. I don't know
if I'll have enough time...
824
01:09:46,487 --> 01:09:49,365
...to do enough good deeds
to erase all my bad ones.
825
01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:52,844
It's Christmas Eve.
Good deeds count extra tonight.
826
01:09:53,087 --> 01:09:55,647
- They do?
- Of course they do.
827
01:09:55,887 --> 01:09:59,516
Think of an important
thing you can do for others...
828
01:09:59,887 --> 01:10:01,081
...and go do it.
829
01:10:01,767 --> 01:10:04,361
Just follow the star in your heart.
830
01:10:06,247 --> 01:10:07,396
Okay.
831
01:10:08,247 --> 01:10:10,807
It's getting pretty late.
I'd better get going.
832
01:10:17,767 --> 01:10:20,918
If I don't see you, I hope
everything turns out okay.
833
01:10:21,287 --> 01:10:22,720
Thank you.
834
01:10:23,247 --> 01:10:24,885
Tell the birds I said goodbye.
835
01:10:25,207 --> 01:10:26,435
I will.
836
01:10:34,367 --> 01:10:35,436
Merry Christmas.
837
01:10:35,807 --> 01:10:36,842
Merry Christmas.
838
01:10:37,247 --> 01:10:40,319
If you need somebody to trust,
it can be me.
839
01:10:40,567 --> 01:10:42,398
I won't forget to remember you.
840
01:10:43,407 --> 01:10:45,841
Don't make promises you can't keep.
841
01:11:42,367 --> 01:11:44,198
MR. DUNCAN:
All the money in the registers...
842
01:11:44,407 --> 01:11:47,763
... Mr. Duncan is gonna donate
to the Children 's Hospital.
843
01:11:48,367 --> 01:11:51,882
MARV: At midnight tonight,
we're hitting Duncan 's Toy Chest.
844
01:11:52,127 --> 01:11:56,882
You can mess with a lot of things, but
you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
845
01:14:11,767 --> 01:14:14,645
CONCIERGE: We'd like to offer you
a complimentary suite.
846
01:14:15,327 --> 01:14:17,682
It's a penthouse
with a view of the park.
847
01:14:17,927 --> 01:14:22,284
I think you'll find it satisfactory.
It was recently vacated by a countess.
848
01:14:22,847 --> 01:14:25,520
What kind of hotel lets a child
check in alone?
849
01:14:25,847 --> 01:14:27,997
The boy had a very convincing story.
850
01:14:28,327 --> 01:14:30,363
What kind of idiots work here?
851
01:14:31,087 --> 01:14:33,043
The finest in New York.
852
01:14:33,687 --> 01:14:36,042
When you learned the credit card...
853
01:14:36,327 --> 01:14:38,158
I made the discovery.
854
01:14:38,407 --> 01:14:39,681
Why did you let him leave?
855
01:14:40,647 --> 01:14:42,558
We confronted him and he ran!
856
01:14:42,807 --> 01:14:43,762
You scared him!
857
01:14:44,087 --> 01:14:48,239
It's Christmas Eve, and because of you,
our child is lost in a huge city.
858
01:14:52,127 --> 01:14:54,357
Take our family and luggage
up to the room.
859
01:14:54,607 --> 01:14:55,596
Yes, sir!
860
01:14:55,807 --> 01:14:57,126
Run along, Cedric.
861
01:14:57,567 --> 01:15:00,843
I'll go to the police station to make
sure they're looking for Kevin.
862
01:15:01,087 --> 01:15:02,725
I want you to stay here.
863
01:15:02,967 --> 01:15:05,037
- I'm going to look for him.
- What?
864
01:15:05,287 --> 01:15:09,166
With all due respect, your son is lost
in one of the world's biggest cities.
865
01:15:10,447 --> 01:15:12,165
Could you stay out of this?
866
01:15:12,767 --> 01:15:13,756
As you wish.
867
01:15:14,287 --> 01:15:18,838
Thank you. It's not a good idea
to run around New York City alone.
868
01:15:19,087 --> 01:15:20,645
If Kevin can, so can I.
869
01:15:20,887 --> 01:15:21,922
- Kate...
- I'll be fine.
870
01:15:22,167 --> 01:15:24,965
The way I feel, no mugger
or murderer would mess with me.
871
01:15:27,087 --> 01:15:30,284
There are hundreds of armed
parasites out there!
872
01:15:32,287 --> 01:15:34,926
Do bundle up.
It's awfully cold outside.
873
01:15:40,287 --> 01:15:43,836
(CLOCK CHIMES)
874
01:16:08,287 --> 01:16:09,322
Marv. Marv.
875
01:16:09,567 --> 01:16:11,205
Come on, let's go.
876
01:16:31,047 --> 01:16:32,082
Marv.
877
01:16:32,327 --> 01:16:33,999
Crowbars up!
878
01:16:39,647 --> 01:16:41,558
Merry Christmas, Harry!
879
01:16:45,607 --> 01:16:47,916
Happy Hanukkah, Marv!
880
01:16:57,167 --> 01:16:59,886
MARV: This is more money
than I can even count!
881
01:17:00,127 --> 01:17:04,200
It makes you wonder why we spent
so much time robbing homes.
882
01:17:17,247 --> 01:17:20,045
The amazing thing is,
we're fugitives from the law...
883
01:17:20,287 --> 01:17:24,166
...we're up to our elbows in cash
and nobody even knows about it.
884
01:17:24,887 --> 01:17:25,922
(KNOCKS)
885
01:17:28,527 --> 01:17:29,801
He's back!
886
01:17:31,287 --> 01:17:32,436
He took our picture!
887
01:17:32,687 --> 01:17:33,915
How was my hair?
888
01:17:39,887 --> 01:17:43,197
This is it. No turning back.
889
01:17:43,607 --> 01:17:45,996
Another Christmas in the trenches.
890
01:17:47,367 --> 01:17:48,880
No!
891
01:17:53,327 --> 01:17:54,396
(ALARM MELL RINGS)
892
01:17:54,607 --> 01:17:55,437
Wow.
893
01:17:55,687 --> 01:17:57,803
That's it! Get the money!
Get it!
894
01:17:59,567 --> 01:18:01,046
(MUMMLES)
895
01:18:03,607 --> 01:18:04,881
I'll kill him!
896
01:18:07,287 --> 01:18:09,243
- Marv!
- I'm coming, Harry!
897
01:18:10,647 --> 01:18:13,161
(HARRY YELLS)
898
01:18:18,087 --> 01:18:19,315
Harry?
899
01:18:19,687 --> 01:18:21,439
(GROANS)
900
01:18:22,007 --> 01:18:23,201
Harry!
901
01:18:23,767 --> 01:18:24,802
That was incredible.
902
01:18:26,127 --> 01:18:27,242
(MUMMLES)
903
01:18:28,487 --> 01:18:31,081
- I twisted my ankle.
- Where is he?
904
01:18:31,327 --> 01:18:33,443
Hey, guys! Smile!
905
01:18:36,047 --> 01:18:37,275
Come on! Come on!
906
01:18:37,727 --> 01:18:39,319
- Help me.
- I got you.
907
01:18:39,727 --> 01:18:41,046
I got you.
908
01:19:07,167 --> 01:19:08,600
Taxi!
909
01:19:13,887 --> 01:19:15,400
Times Square!
910
01:19:36,247 --> 01:19:37,600
Where'd he go?
911
01:19:38,687 --> 01:19:40,200
KEVIN:
I'm up here! Come get me!
912
01:19:42,807 --> 01:19:43,717
Let's kill!
913
01:19:43,967 --> 01:19:45,605
Hold on, pea-brain.
914
01:19:45,847 --> 01:19:49,442
We got busted because we underestimated
that bundle of misery.
915
01:19:49,687 --> 01:19:50,881
This ain't like that.
916
01:19:51,327 --> 01:19:55,400
This ain't his house. The kid's
running scared. He ain't got a plan.
917
01:19:55,887 --> 01:19:58,447
May I do the thinking, please?
918
01:19:59,567 --> 01:20:00,682
Thank you.
919
01:20:02,887 --> 01:20:03,717
Sonny!
920
01:20:04,087 --> 01:20:05,236
Yes?
921
01:20:05,567 --> 01:20:09,082
Nothing would thrill me
more greatly than to shoot you.
922
01:20:09,567 --> 01:20:12,559
Knocking off a youngster
won't mean that much to me.
923
01:20:12,807 --> 01:20:14,126
- Understand?
- Mm-hm.
924
01:20:14,607 --> 01:20:17,917
Mut since we're in a hurry,
I'll make a deal with you.
925
01:20:18,287 --> 01:20:21,836
You throw down your camera
and we won't hurt you.
926
01:20:22,807 --> 01:20:26,482
You'll never hear from us again.
Okay?
927
01:20:26,807 --> 01:20:27,762
Promise?
928
01:20:28,567 --> 01:20:31,843
I cross my heart and hope to die.
929
01:20:32,647 --> 01:20:34,205
Okay!
930
01:20:39,407 --> 01:20:40,681
Okay, kid...
931
01:20:41,127 --> 01:20:42,606
...give it to me.
932
01:20:50,607 --> 01:20:51,562
Direct hit!
933
01:20:57,327 --> 01:20:59,397
How many fingers am I holding up?
934
01:21:02,007 --> 01:21:02,996
Eight?
935
01:21:06,287 --> 01:21:09,996
Okay, kid. You want to throw bricks?
Go ahead, throw another one.
936
01:21:10,487 --> 01:21:12,000
MARV:
Don't do that!
937
01:21:12,207 --> 01:21:13,242
(YELPS)
938
01:21:15,487 --> 01:21:18,763
If you can't do any better than that,
you're going to lose.
939
01:21:20,327 --> 01:21:21,760
Harry...
940
01:21:22,167 --> 01:21:23,156
...no.
941
01:21:25,287 --> 01:21:27,039
(YELPS)
942
01:21:29,327 --> 01:21:31,204
You got any more?
943
01:21:33,647 --> 01:21:36,036
Get up.
He don't have any more bricks.
944
01:21:41,847 --> 01:21:42,677
(MUMMLES)
945
01:21:42,887 --> 01:21:44,002
What?
946
01:21:44,567 --> 01:21:45,443
(MUMMLES)
947
01:21:45,767 --> 01:21:46,995
What?
948
01:21:47,207 --> 01:21:48,526
(MUMMLES)
949
01:21:49,047 --> 01:21:50,446
What?
950
01:21:51,447 --> 01:21:52,402
(YELPS)
951
01:21:53,087 --> 01:21:56,762
That did it! Nobody throws bricks
at me and gets away with it. Come on!
952
01:21:57,007 --> 01:21:59,202
You go this way. I'll go around back.
953
01:22:03,367 --> 01:22:05,005
Harry?
954
01:22:06,287 --> 01:22:08,005
Harry?
955
01:22:08,807 --> 01:22:11,196
Harry?
956
01:22:33,487 --> 01:22:34,602
Huh?
957
01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:01,685
(SCREAMS)
958
01:23:07,167 --> 01:23:09,522
(MUMMLES)
959
01:23:20,767 --> 01:23:21,677
(YELPS)
960
01:23:26,807 --> 01:23:29,321
(MUMMLES)
961
01:23:33,487 --> 01:23:35,284
(LAUGHS)
962
01:23:52,607 --> 01:23:53,596
(YELLS)
963
01:24:00,087 --> 01:24:01,998
(MUMMLES)
964
01:24:10,087 --> 01:24:11,998
(GROWLS)
965
01:24:30,687 --> 01:24:32,006
Harry!
966
01:24:32,327 --> 01:24:34,204
I reached the top!
967
01:24:35,887 --> 01:24:37,286
(YELLS)
968
01:24:42,287 --> 01:24:45,484
(CRACKS NECK)
969
01:24:48,287 --> 01:24:49,402
Ahh.
970
01:24:52,047 --> 01:24:54,356
(MUMMLES)
971
01:25:17,367 --> 01:25:18,925
(RATTLES DOORKNOM)
972
01:25:24,447 --> 01:25:26,642
You better do better than this.
973
01:25:31,807 --> 01:25:32,603
(GROANS)
974
01:25:32,847 --> 01:25:33,916
(WRENCH CONKS HARRY)
975
01:25:48,567 --> 01:25:49,795
(CRACKS MACK)
976
01:25:50,287 --> 01:25:51,800
Wow!
977
01:25:52,047 --> 01:25:53,799
What a hole!
978
01:26:14,287 --> 01:26:15,163
Whoa!
979
01:26:28,367 --> 01:26:29,766
(SCREAMS)
980
01:26:31,687 --> 01:26:32,483
Uh-oh.
981
01:26:38,647 --> 01:26:40,683
(MUMMLES)
982
01:26:59,807 --> 01:27:00,637
Ah!
983
01:27:20,087 --> 01:27:21,600
(SCREAMS)
984
01:28:01,247 --> 01:28:02,999
(SCREAMS)
985
01:28:46,087 --> 01:28:47,600
(CHUCKLES)
986
01:28:58,247 --> 01:29:00,556
(SCREAMS)
987
01:29:11,407 --> 01:29:13,796
(GLASS MREAKS)
988
01:29:20,487 --> 01:29:22,955
(SIZZLES)
989
01:29:28,847 --> 01:29:32,362
(WHIMPERS)
990
01:29:51,287 --> 01:29:53,005
Harry.
991
01:30:12,847 --> 01:30:14,599
I'm coming up!
992
01:30:19,967 --> 01:30:21,400
Uh-oh.
993
01:30:28,687 --> 01:30:30,837
I'm gonna murder that kid!
994
01:30:32,367 --> 01:30:34,358
(SNEEZES)
995
01:30:48,167 --> 01:30:49,361
Yes!
996
01:30:56,047 --> 01:30:57,196
Whoa.
997
01:31:05,607 --> 01:31:07,996
Whoa, whoa!
998
01:31:09,287 --> 01:31:10,606
(YELPS)
999
01:31:18,087 --> 01:31:19,202
MARV:
Hey!
1000
01:31:19,527 --> 01:31:22,246
Don't you know a kid always wins
against two idiots?
1001
01:31:22,487 --> 01:31:24,637
Harry! In the living room!
1002
01:31:24,887 --> 01:31:25,922
(MUMMLES)
1003
01:31:26,167 --> 01:31:27,725
He went up the ladder!
1004
01:31:37,247 --> 01:31:38,805
(YELLS)
1005
01:31:42,087 --> 01:31:43,600
Oh.
1006
01:31:44,567 --> 01:31:46,205
I'm coming, Harry.
1007
01:31:46,767 --> 01:31:47,836
I'm coming.
1008
01:31:52,847 --> 01:31:53,996
Harry!
1009
01:31:55,967 --> 01:31:59,642
You didn't lose any teeth!
Come on, he went to the second floor.
1010
01:32:00,127 --> 01:32:01,003
Hey!
1011
01:32:01,207 --> 01:32:02,481
Try the stairs.
1012
01:32:03,287 --> 01:32:04,686
Right.
1013
01:32:07,487 --> 01:32:09,205
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
1014
01:32:09,607 --> 01:32:10,835
Remember last year?
1015
01:32:12,127 --> 01:32:12,923
No.
1016
01:32:13,527 --> 01:32:15,199
Watch this.
1017
01:32:15,647 --> 01:32:17,399
Let's get him!
1018
01:32:17,607 --> 01:32:19,006
(STOMPS)
1019
01:32:21,287 --> 01:32:22,197
Ow!
1020
01:32:22,407 --> 01:32:25,399
He busted me right in my mouth, Marv!
1021
01:32:25,807 --> 01:32:26,717
That's one.
1022
01:32:27,487 --> 01:32:28,966
Don't worry, Harry.
1023
01:32:30,167 --> 01:32:31,885
I'll get him.
1024
01:32:32,087 --> 01:32:32,883
(STOMPS)
1025
01:32:36,447 --> 01:32:37,402
Ow!
1026
01:32:38,247 --> 01:32:40,397
Right in the schnoz.
1027
01:32:41,367 --> 01:32:42,436
That's two.
1028
01:32:42,687 --> 01:32:44,166
Come on, let's get him.
1029
01:32:47,087 --> 01:32:47,883
MARV:
Oops.
1030
01:32:48,767 --> 01:32:50,246
(YELLING)
1031
01:32:55,527 --> 01:32:56,721
That's...
1032
01:32:56,967 --> 01:32:58,241
...three.
1033
01:33:03,807 --> 01:33:04,876
No.
1034
01:33:05,087 --> 01:33:06,805
(PIPE CRASHES)
1035
01:33:07,007 --> 01:33:08,918
MARV:
That's four.
1036
01:33:13,607 --> 01:33:16,599
- Come on, Harry.
- Marv, are you sure this is safe?
1037
01:33:17,807 --> 01:33:19,877
I've worked all the kinks out.
1038
01:33:20,127 --> 01:33:21,526
Solid as a rock.
1039
01:33:34,567 --> 01:33:36,683
(CRASHING)
1040
01:33:37,927 --> 01:33:40,043
Like a rock, huh?
1041
01:33:40,287 --> 01:33:41,163
Give up?
1042
01:33:41,487 --> 01:33:44,604
KEVIN: Have you had enough pain?
- Never!
1043
01:33:55,447 --> 01:33:58,041
You better say every prayer
you ever heard!
1044
01:33:58,287 --> 01:34:00,721
I hope your parents got you
a tombstone for Christmas.
1045
01:34:03,447 --> 01:34:04,721
Where'd he go?
1046
01:34:04,967 --> 01:34:07,481
I'm up here and I'm really scared.
1047
01:34:16,967 --> 01:34:18,605
What's that sound?
1048
01:34:18,807 --> 01:34:19,842
(CLATTERING)
1049
01:34:27,927 --> 01:34:28,962
(YELLING)
1050
01:34:37,807 --> 01:34:40,196
That was the sound of a tool chest...
1051
01:34:40,447 --> 01:34:42,836
...falling down the stairs.
1052
01:34:43,047 --> 01:34:44,196
Oh.
1053
01:34:46,007 --> 01:34:47,679
(CRACKING NOSES)
1054
01:34:48,567 --> 01:34:50,000
Yes!
1055
01:35:23,607 --> 01:35:24,926
Over there!
1056
01:35:25,287 --> 01:35:28,006
Even if I get the chair,
I'm killing that kid!
1057
01:35:30,647 --> 01:35:32,160
Surrender, kid!
1058
01:35:32,767 --> 01:35:33,563
He vanished.
1059
01:35:33,807 --> 01:35:35,445
I'm here, you horse's ass!
1060
01:35:39,367 --> 01:35:40,163
Whoa.
1061
01:35:40,407 --> 01:35:41,840
Nice night for a neck injury!
1062
01:35:43,567 --> 01:35:46,081
Suck brick, kid!
1063
01:35:51,567 --> 01:35:53,398
Come on, Marv.
1064
01:35:53,807 --> 01:35:54,683
I don't know.
1065
01:35:54,927 --> 01:35:56,758
I said, come on!
1066
01:35:58,327 --> 01:36:00,397
HARRY:
Come on, you big sissy.
1067
01:36:00,647 --> 01:36:02,160
(WHIMPERS)
1068
01:36:13,887 --> 01:36:16,321
Harry? You wearing aftershave?
1069
01:36:16,647 --> 01:36:18,285
That's kerosene.
1070
01:36:19,047 --> 01:36:21,197
The rope is soaked in it.
1071
01:36:21,447 --> 01:36:23,881
Why would anyone soak a rope
in kerosene?
1072
01:36:28,647 --> 01:36:30,638
Merry Christmas.
1073
01:36:30,847 --> 01:36:31,643
Go up!
1074
01:36:31,887 --> 01:36:33,002
(SCREAMS)
1075
01:36:58,847 --> 01:37:01,281
(SCREAMING)
1076
01:37:05,847 --> 01:37:07,405
Get off me!
1077
01:37:07,647 --> 01:37:08,966
(SCREAMING)
1078
01:37:29,687 --> 01:37:31,200
Get the bag!
1079
01:37:31,847 --> 01:37:34,759
Two guys who robbed Duncan's Toy Chest
are in the park.
1080
01:37:35,007 --> 01:37:39,717
Central Park West, 95th Street. Look
for fireworks. Hurry, they got a gun.
1081
01:37:45,807 --> 01:37:46,842
KEVIN:
I'm here.
1082
01:37:47,087 --> 01:37:50,045
Metter come and get me
before I call the cops.
1083
01:37:53,687 --> 01:37:54,915
(HONKS)
1084
01:37:57,127 --> 01:37:58,242
Whoa!
1085
01:38:04,447 --> 01:38:07,086
My, how the tables have turned.
1086
01:38:07,327 --> 01:38:08,726
HARRY:
How do you like the ice?
1087
01:38:09,687 --> 01:38:11,518
(LAUGHING)
1088
01:38:14,247 --> 01:38:17,080
Let's go for a little stroll
in the park.
1089
01:38:33,567 --> 01:38:34,522
HARRY:
Give me the bag.
1090
01:38:34,807 --> 01:38:36,206
Give me it!
1091
01:38:40,887 --> 01:38:42,923
Great for the album.
1092
01:38:43,887 --> 01:38:47,402
You may've won the battle, dude,
but you lost the war.
1093
01:38:48,247 --> 01:38:50,078
You ought not of messed with us.
1094
01:38:50,567 --> 01:38:51,522
We're dangerous.
1095
01:38:56,327 --> 01:38:57,237
(WINGS FLAPPING)
1096
01:38:57,687 --> 01:38:59,279
- Harry?
- Shut up!
1097
01:39:03,767 --> 01:39:04,597
Harry.
1098
01:39:05,047 --> 01:39:07,277
HARRY:
Shut up! I want to enjoy this.
1099
01:39:08,167 --> 01:39:09,725
MARV:
Something's wrong.
1100
01:39:10,327 --> 01:39:12,318
- Let's get out of here!
- Shut up!
1101
01:39:14,487 --> 01:39:16,398
HARRY:
I never made it to the 6th grade...
1102
01:39:17,327 --> 01:39:20,205
...and it doesn't look like
you're gonna either.
1103
01:39:21,247 --> 01:39:22,646
Let him go!
1104
01:39:22,967 --> 01:39:24,286
Kevin, run!
1105
01:39:26,087 --> 01:39:27,406
Shoot her!
1106
01:39:27,607 --> 01:39:29,199
Shoot her!
1107
01:39:29,447 --> 01:39:31,278
- Shoot her!
- I'm trying!
1108
01:39:43,247 --> 01:39:45,203
(SCREAMING)
1109
01:40:08,207 --> 01:40:09,606
(LAUGHS)
1110
01:40:09,847 --> 01:40:10,882
Mye! Thanks.
1111
01:40:30,927 --> 01:40:32,918
(SIRENS)
1112
01:40:36,447 --> 01:40:39,007
COP 1:
Jesus, looks like the 4th of July!
1113
01:40:39,687 --> 01:40:41,564
We got the bridge.
Take the tunnel.
1114
01:40:41,807 --> 01:40:43,126
COP 2:
Let's go, let's go!
1115
01:40:46,927 --> 01:40:48,201
(MARV WHIMPERS)
1116
01:40:48,447 --> 01:40:50,483
(HARRY MUMMLES)
1117
01:40:50,727 --> 01:40:52,126
Oh, my God!
1118
01:40:53,047 --> 01:40:54,446
(GUNSHOT)
1119
01:41:02,487 --> 01:41:03,636
COP 2:
All right, let's go.
1120
01:41:03,887 --> 01:41:05,525
COP 1:
Come on, on your feet.
1121
01:41:10,167 --> 01:41:14,638
You guys should've started earlier.
The prisoners already exchanged gifts.
1122
01:41:14,887 --> 01:41:16,445
We missed the presents?
1123
01:41:16,687 --> 01:41:20,123
He made us hide in the store
and steal the kiddies' charity money.
1124
01:41:20,367 --> 01:41:22,164
Shut up, Marv.
1125
01:41:23,967 --> 01:41:26,003
HARRY:
You've got the right to remain silent.
1126
01:41:26,407 --> 01:41:29,240
He's a little cranky.
We just broke out of prison.
1127
01:41:29,487 --> 01:41:31,205
Shut up, Marv!
1128
01:41:32,247 --> 01:41:33,919
Get them out of here!
1129
01:41:34,167 --> 01:41:35,566
If this makes the papers...
1130
01:41:35,807 --> 01:41:39,197
...we're no longer the Wet Mandits,
we're the Sticky Mandits.
1131
01:41:40,207 --> 01:41:41,356
MARV:
That's sticky. S...
1132
01:41:42,447 --> 01:41:43,800
...T...
1133
01:41:44,367 --> 01:41:45,880
HARRY: I.
MARV: I.
1134
01:41:57,527 --> 01:42:00,917
COP: It's all over. We apprehended
the thieves and got your money.
1135
01:42:01,167 --> 01:42:04,398
MR. DUNCAN: I want to get that money
over to the Children's Hospital.
1136
01:42:04,607 --> 01:42:07,201
COP: I'll handle it.
MR. DUNCAN: Thank you.
1137
01:42:07,967 --> 01:42:09,161
Excuse me.
1138
01:42:09,487 --> 01:42:12,923
I found this note. Looks like
a kid broke your window.
1139
01:42:13,607 --> 01:42:14,801
KEVIN:
Dear Mr. Duncan:
1140
01:42:15,047 --> 01:42:17,720
I broke your window
to catch the bad guys.
1141
01:42:17,967 --> 01:42:19,400
Do you have insurance?
1142
01:42:19,647 --> 01:42:22,957
If not, I'll send you some money,
if I ever get home.
1143
01:42:23,207 --> 01:42:25,084
Merry Christmas.
Kevin McCallister.
1144
01:42:25,407 --> 01:42:28,001
P. S. Thanks for the turtledoves.
1145
01:42:29,167 --> 01:42:30,759
Turtledoves.
1146
01:42:31,887 --> 01:42:33,002
Oh.
1147
01:42:40,047 --> 01:42:42,641
Excuse me. I'm looking for my son.
This boy here.
1148
01:42:45,367 --> 01:42:49,121
Please help me. This boy right here.
Have you seen him?
1149
01:42:53,927 --> 01:42:54,723
(KNOCKS)
1150
01:42:57,887 --> 01:43:01,163
I'm looking for my son.
He's been missing for two days.
1151
01:43:01,407 --> 01:43:04,126
- Have you filed a report?
- Of course we have.
1152
01:43:06,007 --> 01:43:08,567
Then trust us. We'll handle it.
1153
01:43:10,287 --> 01:43:11,402
Oh.
1154
01:43:13,407 --> 01:43:14,362
I'm his mother.
1155
01:43:16,007 --> 01:43:18,567
I know, but you're looking
for a needle in a haystack.
1156
01:43:20,007 --> 01:43:21,122
Do you have kids?
1157
01:43:22,407 --> 01:43:23,203
Yes, ma'am.
1158
01:43:23,487 --> 01:43:25,125
What if one was missing?
1159
01:43:27,607 --> 01:43:29,996
I'd probably do the same thing
you're doing.
1160
01:43:31,287 --> 01:43:32,322
Thank you.
1161
01:43:34,967 --> 01:43:36,685
Put yourself in his shoes.
1162
01:43:37,087 --> 01:43:38,918
What would you do?
1163
01:43:39,167 --> 01:43:42,398
Me? I'd probably be lying dead
in a gutter somewhere.
1164
01:43:43,807 --> 01:43:45,206
Mut not Kevin.
1165
01:43:45,407 --> 01:43:48,922
No. Kevin is so much stronger
and braver than I am.
1166
01:43:49,807 --> 01:43:52,321
I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is.
1167
01:43:53,847 --> 01:43:56,407
Mut he's still alone in a big city.
1168
01:43:57,287 --> 01:43:59,005
He doesn't deserve that.
1169
01:43:59,247 --> 01:44:03,525
He deserves to be at home with his own
family around his Christmas tree.
1170
01:44:07,007 --> 01:44:08,326
Oh, dear God...
1171
01:44:09,207 --> 01:44:10,686
...I know where he is.
1172
01:44:11,367 --> 01:44:13,835
I need to get to Rockefeller Center.
1173
01:44:14,087 --> 01:44:16,237
- Hop in.
- Thank you.
1174
01:44:20,367 --> 01:44:24,360
I know I don't deserve a Christmas
even if I did do a good deed.
1175
01:44:25,287 --> 01:44:26,766
I don't want any presents.
1176
01:44:27,087 --> 01:44:30,875
Instead, I want to take back every mean
thing I ever said to my family...
1177
01:44:31,127 --> 01:44:33,243
...even if they don't do the same.
1178
01:44:33,807 --> 01:44:37,561
I don't care. I love all of them.
Including Muzz.
1179
01:44:38,607 --> 01:44:41,758
If I can't see all of them,
could I just see my mother?
1180
01:44:42,607 --> 01:44:46,520
I'll never want another thing, ever.
I just want my mother.
1181
01:44:47,087 --> 01:44:48,486
I know it won't be tonight...
1182
01:44:48,807 --> 01:44:52,686
...but promise me I can see her again.
Sometime. Anytime.
1183
01:44:53,647 --> 01:44:56,878
Even if it's just once
and only for a few minutes.
1184
01:44:57,207 --> 01:44:59,402
I need to tell her I'm sorry.
1185
01:45:07,487 --> 01:45:08,806
Kevin?
1186
01:45:14,767 --> 01:45:15,563
Mom?
1187
01:45:18,167 --> 01:45:19,805
That worked fast!
1188
01:45:30,287 --> 01:45:31,686
Oh, Kevin.
1189
01:45:33,167 --> 01:45:34,759
Mom, I'm sorry.
1190
01:45:36,527 --> 01:45:38,085
I'm sorry too.
1191
01:45:50,167 --> 01:45:51,646
Merry Christmas, Mom.
1192
01:45:53,927 --> 01:45:55,918
Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
1193
01:45:57,367 --> 01:45:58,766
Thank you.
1194
01:45:59,407 --> 01:46:00,442
Let's go.
1195
01:46:01,327 --> 01:46:02,646
KEVIN:
How'd you know I was here?
1196
01:46:02,887 --> 01:46:05,526
KATE: I know you and Christmas trees,
and this is the biggest.
1197
01:46:05,767 --> 01:46:06,961
KEVIN:
Where's everyone else?
1198
01:46:07,207 --> 01:46:10,005
KATE: At the hotel.
They didn't like palm trees either.
1199
01:46:31,527 --> 01:46:33,995
(SNORING)
1200
01:46:52,287 --> 01:46:54,596
Holy smokes, it's morning!
1201
01:46:55,927 --> 01:46:58,157
FULLER:
It's Christmas morning, man.
1202
01:46:59,247 --> 01:47:01,158
Don't get your hopes up.
1203
01:47:01,687 --> 01:47:02,517
Huh?
1204
01:47:02,767 --> 01:47:04,564
I don't think Santa visits hotels.
1205
01:47:04,887 --> 01:47:07,003
Are you nuts? He's omnipresent.
1206
01:47:07,207 --> 01:47:08,640
He goes everywhere.
1207
01:47:10,407 --> 01:47:12,045
Wake up, it's Christmas!
1208
01:47:16,527 --> 01:47:18,677
Mom! Dad! It's Christmas!
1209
01:47:30,687 --> 01:47:32,120
MUZZ:
Wow.
1210
01:47:32,367 --> 01:47:33,766
ROD:
Where'd it come from?
1211
01:47:34,007 --> 01:47:36,362
KEVIN:
Mom! Dad! You gotta see this!
1212
01:47:40,047 --> 01:47:41,560
- My gosh!
- Peter!
1213
01:47:42,247 --> 01:47:44,078
MUZZ:
Are we in the right room?
1214
01:47:49,447 --> 01:47:51,039
Don't open any of mine.
1215
01:47:51,407 --> 01:47:54,046
- Who's Mr. Duncan?
- Duncan? I don't know.
1216
01:47:54,527 --> 01:47:55,801
Everybody calm down.
1217
01:47:56,127 --> 01:47:58,163
Calm down!
1218
01:47:58,887 --> 01:48:00,400
All right. Now...
1219
01:48:00,887 --> 01:48:04,357
...if Kevin hadn't screwed up in
the first place, again...
1220
01:48:05,047 --> 01:48:07,515
...we wouldn't be
in this most perfect...
1221
01:48:07,767 --> 01:48:10,361
...and huge hotel room
with all this free stuff.
1222
01:48:11,127 --> 01:48:11,923
So...
1223
01:48:12,247 --> 01:48:15,603
...I think it only fair that Kevin
get to open the first gift.
1224
01:48:16,967 --> 01:48:19,561
Then I'll go and the rest
of you and so on.
1225
01:48:23,927 --> 01:48:25,485
Merry Christmas, Kev.
1226
01:48:26,207 --> 01:48:28,118
Merry Christmas, Muzz.
1227
01:48:30,167 --> 01:48:31,646
Merry Christmas, Kevin.
1228
01:48:33,007 --> 01:48:35,043
All right! Merry Christmas!
1229
01:48:37,207 --> 01:48:38,196
Enough gooey sh...
1230
01:48:39,127 --> 01:48:41,687
Show of emotion.
Everyone, let's dig in!
1231
01:48:44,327 --> 01:48:48,161
LESLIE: Everybody, save the paper.
We can use it next year. And the bows.
1232
01:49:22,767 --> 01:49:24,519
Merry Christmas.
1233
01:49:26,647 --> 01:49:27,602
Kevin!
1234
01:49:27,807 --> 01:49:29,399
Merry Christmas!
1235
01:49:30,207 --> 01:49:31,481
I got something for you.
1236
01:49:39,647 --> 01:49:40,602
What's this?
1237
01:49:41,207 --> 01:49:43,846
It's a turtledove. I have one.
You have one.
1238
01:49:44,087 --> 01:49:47,716
As long as we each have a turtledove,
we'll be friends forever.
1239
01:49:51,567 --> 01:49:54,001
Oh, Kevin.
1240
01:49:56,687 --> 01:49:58,086
Thank you.
1241
01:49:59,487 --> 01:50:02,047
I won't forget you. Trust me.
1242
01:50:28,967 --> 01:50:30,878
The room service bill, sir.
1243
01:50:33,127 --> 01:50:34,446
Merry Christmas.
1244
01:50:35,687 --> 01:50:37,200
Uh, oh.
1245
01:50:40,767 --> 01:50:42,041
Nice family.
1246
01:50:42,287 --> 01:50:43,322
Really.
1247
01:50:52,287 --> 01:50:53,800
Merry Christmas indeed.
1248
01:50:57,487 --> 01:50:58,806
PETER:
Kevin!
1249
01:50:59,047 --> 01:51:01,720
You spent $967 on room service?!
1250
01:55:04,527 --> 01:55:05,516
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