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(CHORUS CHANTING RHYTHMICALLY)
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MODERATOR: Thank you.
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Now, would anyone else
like to share?
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I'm Tami.
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-GROUP: Hi, Tami.
-Hi.
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Things have been okay.
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Yeah. Um...
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Still really hoping
to get a bigger car.
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(CHUCKLES) It's one of
our goals for TSDY.
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Uh, sorry.
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Um... Try Something
Different Year.
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It's like a thing
we found online.
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We decided to try it out
once I got better.
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Um...
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Uh...
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I've been cancer-free
for 12 months.
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But, um...
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You know, I still just
live with the terror
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that it's gonna come back.
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It's not coming back.
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(TAMI SCOFFS)
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He always says that,
but, you know,
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I just have a lot of anxiety.
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Focusing on my business
really helps.
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Um...
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(LAUGHS)
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My friend Devin
makes me laugh hard.
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-So...
-Devin?
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Yeah, my ex. The firefighter.
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Um, rekindling
that friendship has...
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it's really helped me.
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You know, community
is so important.
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But I worry.
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Will I ever see
my son graduate?
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Will I ever orgasm again?
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Sorry. This is, uh,
not so exciting,
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but this group really helps,
so, thank you.
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MODERATOR: Yeah.
TAMI: Hmm.
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MODERATOR: Craig.
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Anything you wanna share?
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Everything is really awesome.
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Tami deserves a parade.
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And I'm orgasming fine.
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(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
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WOMAN: I'll share, I'll share.
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Um... this has been
a great week for me.
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TAMI: Craig.
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The mailman screwed up again.
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Can you bring the package
to the neighbor's?
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Craig Waterman.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I'm in the car now.
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Actually,
I'm in the parking lot.
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I'll be up there
in two seconds.
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Perfect. Perfect.
Perfect. Bye.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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(MAN CLEARS THROAT)
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MAN: Hi.
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Howdy.
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Are you... Austin?
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Guilty.
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Yeah, the, uh,
mailman screwed up.
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Uh, I'm down there
at the end of the block there.
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Oh, with the "for sale" sign?
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Yeah. About to leave
the neighborhood.
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It's a bummer.
Wish I could've gotten
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to know you,
but yeah, we're leaving.
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Sorry about this.
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Oh, not your fault.
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It's the mailman,
he always messes up.
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Oh, well,
it's gonna happen, I guess.
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Yeah. I didn't open it
or look in or anything.
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-I know that that's illegal.
-Oh.
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-Thank you.
-Yep. No worries.
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Hey, I didn't catch your name,
by the way.
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Oh, it's, uh,
Craig Waterman.
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Stay curious, Craig Waterman.
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You too, Austin.
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(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DOWNTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)
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Full mug
coming through here.
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Careful, careful, careful.
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Full mug.
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MAN: Hey, java king!
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Fuckin' moron.
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(OVER PHONE) Nicholas
from Serotonin Solutions.
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-(LINE BEEPS)
-MAN: Sam is on.
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-How was everyone's weekend?
- (LINE BEEPS)
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(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS
OVER PHONE)
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(DOWNTEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES)
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TAMI:
I need to get a bigger car.
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I know. Let's sell
the house first.
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I can't fit this stuff.
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Look what happened,
it fell over.
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CRAIG: Hey, Shannon.
Hey, gang.
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TAMI: Hi.
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CRAIG: You didn't
steal anything, did you?
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House has got good bones,
right?
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Sorry my wife's stuff
was everywhere.
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Yeah.
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-Beautiful neighborhood too.
-MAN: Yeah.
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Nice people there.
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Really good people there.
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You have a good day.
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Awesome.
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Shit.
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Didn't even
fucking talk to me.
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TAMI: Can you put that
in the front?
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Like, try and find a spot?
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I don't know where to put it.
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Yes, yes, yes.
Ow, I got water on me!
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TAMI: Stevie.
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Can you pass me that, please?
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(STEVIE EXHALES)
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Super beautiful.
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-Thank you.
-What are those?
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Oh, honey.
The new neighbor Austin,
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he brought these over
for us earlier.
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He also invited you
over for a drink
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at 8:00 tonight.
I said you'd go.
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You don't know my schedule.
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You sit there every night.
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It might be nice
to have a pal,
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-you know, a bud.
-(PHONE RINGING)
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Hello, Tami's Florals.
Steven speaking.
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Just welcome him
to the neighborhood.
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There's a new Marvel out
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that's supposed to be nuts.
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We should go see that.
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Uh, my ex-boyfriend Devin,
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he invited me out
for a drink tonight.
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-STEVIE: Thank you so much.
-(RECEIVER THUDS)
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Okay. Two Luna arrangements
for a 90th.
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Extra lavender.
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Stevie, your mom's
abandoning us.
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It's just you and I.
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We gotta go see
that Marvel tonight.
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I already saw it.
It's sort of...
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Ah! Don't spoil it.
Do not spoil it.
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What's going on?
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Honey.
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Please don't go out
with this fucking
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dumb clown tonight.
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You and I, we'll go see
this new Marvel.
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People are saying
it's actually nuts.
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It's driving people crazy.
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STEVIE: (SCATTING TUNE)
It's nacho, nacho time!
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Never... (HUMMING TUNE)
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Never underestimate the nacho.
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Yummy. Oh, good work.
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BOTH: Mwah!
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Delicious, huh?
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-TAMI: It's good.
-Anyway, I gotta go.
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-But I love you.
-TAMI: Have fun.
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STEVIE: See you later.
Thank you.
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You guys kiss each other
on the lips?
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Honey. Go.
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You...
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(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ROCK MUSIC FAINTLY
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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-AUSTIN: Mmm.
-(SNIFFLES)
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Oh, you know, I, uh,
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I actually
got those speed bumps
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put in on our street.
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Yeah. It was
a frickin' nightmare
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dealing with the city.
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But now the whole
neighborhood's
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not a goddamn racetrack.
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Well, thank you.
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Welcome.
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Well, what do you do
for a living?
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Well, I dabble in a few
things, but, uh,
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I pay those criminals
at the bank
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by covering the weather
for Channel Three.
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You're a weatherman?
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I usually work evenings,
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but I got tonight off.
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I knew you looked familiar.
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That's so awesome.
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What do you do for a living?
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I work for a company called
Universal Digital Innovations.
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We work with clients
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who are trying
to make their products
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more habit forming.
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I work with apps,
specifically.
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Like...
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trying to get people
addicted to products?
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Uh... we prefer to use
the term "habit forming."
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It appeals to the most primal
aspects of the brain.
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So when the person tries
to detach themselves
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from the product, they become
extremely displeased
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and they just continue
using it.
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(EXHALES) Fucking brutal.
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(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Yeah, it's brutal.
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I got a product
you might like.
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All right.
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Porno mag?
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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AUSTIN: Better.
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Look familiar?
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That's the box from my yard.
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What's this?
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AUSTIN:
That's a 400,000-year-old
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stone hand axe
carved by Homo Erectus.
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These are the first human
objects ever made.
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You're holding
the very same tool
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that some ancient person held
on in East African Savannah.
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As they paused in awe
to watch the land
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swallow the burning
golden ball in the sky.
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(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GASPS)
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Whoa, buddy.
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Oh!
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Oh...
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Shoot! Uh...
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I am so sorry. This never...
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Oh, fuck.
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Let's go somewhere.
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Uh...
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It's a school night for me.
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I'll get you a clean shirt.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Okay.
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All right.
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(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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What's here?
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AUSTIN: Come on, come on.
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(CHAINS RATTLING)
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This way.
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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Quick!
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Before the pigs see us.
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(FOOTSTEPS RUNNING)
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(HUFFS)
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(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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AUSTIN: It's the Aqueduct.
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It was built in 1837.
Look at this.
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It connects the entire city.
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, my God.
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Aw, fuck!
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I got stuff all over me.
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Ah, it looks like
OVD's gonna get
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a little bit more of my money.
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-OV what?
-Ocean View Dining.
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It's the only clothes
that fit me just right.
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Hmm.
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-Wow. Looks good.
-Yeah.
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Yeah, this is all OVD.
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Nice.
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-All this is. Yeah.
-All right.
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CRAIG: They even make food.
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This way.
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(GRUNTING)
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All right.
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(GRUNTS)
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-There you go.
-(GRUNTS)
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Come on. You got it.
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(GROANS)
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Grab my hand.
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There you go. There you go.
267
00:12:54,676 --> 00:12:55,677
(CRAIG STRAINING)
268
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:56,977
AUSTIN: You okay? You got it.
269
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,412
Pull up, pull up. Pull up.
270
00:12:58,513 --> 00:13:00,347
(SCREAMING LOUDLY)
271
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,782
You got it.
272
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:02,916
-There you go.
-Oh...
273
00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:04,051
-You okay?
-(PANTING)
274
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,452
-You all right?
-Yeah.
275
00:13:05,553 --> 00:13:07,454
All right. (LAUGHS)
276
00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:08,657
Nice job.
277
00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:09,957
Thank you.
278
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,327
What's wrong?
279
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,496
Lost my shoe.
280
00:13:16,531 --> 00:13:17,632
AUSTIN: Oh.
281
00:13:17,732 --> 00:13:19,266
Ah, we'll get it
on the way back.
282
00:13:19,701 --> 00:13:20,934
Come on.
283
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,271
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)
284
00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:28,610
This is so cool.
285
00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:31,812
Oh, yeah, there's a way into
the building through here.
286
00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,058
Oh, my God!
287
00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:45,859
Oh... I thought
that was a guy.
288
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:46,994
(CHUCKLES)
289
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,362
Where the hell are we?
290
00:13:48,462 --> 00:13:49,798
City Hall. Come on.
291
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,231
What?
292
00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:53,735
(MATCH STRIKES)
293
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,336
(SIREN BLARING IN DISTANCE)
294
00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,173
Oh.
295
00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:03,578
It's a normal ciggie,
it's not cannabis.
296
00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:05,479
Oh. Excellent.
297
00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:09,116
Oh, hey.
298
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,351
My band's playing
tomorrow night.
299
00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:11,218
Bring Tami.
300
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,822
Your frickin' band?
You're in a band?
301
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,790
Yeah, it's gonna be
a big show.
302
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,760
Hopefully my boss
doesn't make me work.
303
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:19,828
I tell ya...
304
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,596
I am so over nightly news.
305
00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:22,863
I wanna do mornings.
306
00:14:23,565 --> 00:14:24,498
Why don't you just ask?
307
00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:25,567
(SCOFFS)
308
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,602
I wanted my own office
at work.
309
00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:28,969
I just asked.
310
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,839
(HESITATES) Did you get it?
311
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,973
Eat in there alone
every single day.
312
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,409
I can eat whatever
the hell I want.
313
00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:37,044
Something big and messy.
314
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:40,782
Something really embarrassing
I don't want anybody to see.
315
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,282
Something that stinks.
316
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,386
All you gotta do is ask.
317
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:50,625
You'll be on the list
tomorrow night, rock star.
318
00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:52,126
I'll be there, rock star.
319
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,528
-(LAUGHS) All right.
-(BOTTLES CLINK)
320
00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:56,897
Eh!
321
00:14:57,732 --> 00:14:59,801
-You crack me up.
-I do?
322
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,669
You crack me up.
323
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,437
Yeah! (ECHOES)
324
00:15:03,872 --> 00:15:04,806
AUSTIN: Yeah! (ECHOES)
325
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,106
(CRAIG LAUGHING)
326
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,577
AUSTIN ON TV:
All right, friends. That's it.
327
00:15:09,677 --> 00:15:10,779
That's our national forecast.
328
00:15:10,879 --> 00:15:12,379
Take care of yourselves
out there
329
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,248
and we'll see you
tomorrow night.
330
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,985
I'm not clicking anything.
331
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,789
I think my clicker
ran out of batteries.
332
00:15:20,889 --> 00:15:21,955
I tell ya,
sometimes I feel like
333
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,157
I've run out of batteries.
334
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,192
I gotta go change
my double A's.
335
00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:27,294
See ya tomorrow night.
336
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,129
(CROWD CHEERING)
337
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:33,735
(OVER MIC) All right.
338
00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:34,836
How y'all doing?
339
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,937
(CROWD CHEERING)
340
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,006
Sorry about the tie,
I just got off work.
341
00:15:39,908 --> 00:15:41,208
We're Mayor Nichols Sucks.
342
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,812
-(DRUMSTICKS CLICKING)
-(ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING)
343
00:15:43,912 --> 00:15:45,713
This song goes out
to my wife, Bianca.
344
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,582
(BAND PLAYS ROCK MUSIC)
345
00:15:50,652 --> 00:15:53,353
♪ I just want to enter
the night ♪
346
00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:57,991
♪ Cut the dark open
with a knife ♪
347
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,127
♪ Out there's
the courage to fight ♪
348
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:03,565
(BAND FADES INTO SOMBER MUSIC)
349
00:16:03,665 --> 00:16:05,299
(INAUDIBLE)
350
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,882
(BAND FADES BACK IN)
351
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,015
(MUSIC STOPS)
352
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:25,252
(CROWD CHEERS)
353
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,991
I feel like we need
to add something that
354
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,695
makes the user feel expressed
or judged.
355
00:16:33,795 --> 00:16:37,030
So they keep coming back
to use it over and over again.
356
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,031
Like... like, here.
357
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,199
You see the...
358
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,935
They have the key emoji
down there.
359
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,002
-See that key?
-(PHONE BUZZING)
360
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,204
Someone named Austin
Neighbor Weatherman
361
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,339
-is calling you.
-(PHONE BUZZING)
362
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,709
(SIGHS) One second. Pardon me.
363
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,309
Hey, buddy.
364
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,211
AUSTIN: Hey, Craigy.
Hey, whatcha up to?
365
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,648
Just boring old crap, really.
366
00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:54,849
(LAUGHS) I hear you.
367
00:16:54,949 --> 00:16:58,085
Hey, quick question. You up
for going on an adventure?
368
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,053
-When?
-When? Right now.
369
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,421
-Right now?
-Yes.
370
00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:03,791
AUSTIN: Smooth cap.
371
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,693
Forked gills along the stipe.
372
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,630
Throw that on your grill
with a little butter,
373
00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,364
got yourself a meal.
374
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:11,431
Go on, smell it.
375
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,537
Oh, wow. That's vanilla.
376
00:17:15,637 --> 00:17:18,773
You know, I can't stop
thinking about your band.
377
00:17:18,873 --> 00:17:20,942
That's so fucking amazing.
378
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,442
Thanks, bud.
379
00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:23,678
You play anything?
380
00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:26,714
Nah, I always wanted
to play drums, but just...
381
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:28,115
didn't.
382
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,517
Get yourself a set. We'll jam.
383
00:17:29,617 --> 00:17:31,586
Play some punk music
or something.
384
00:17:31,686 --> 00:17:34,421
Look, it isn't about
how well you play.
385
00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:36,558
It's about how passionate
you are.
386
00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:39,794
Oh, wow. Drums.
387
00:17:39,894 --> 00:17:41,061
Yeah. Well...
388
00:17:41,796 --> 00:17:43,297
What color would I get?
389
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:45,533
I guess it probably
doesn't matter what col...
390
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:46,768
Well, actually,
it might matter...
391
00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:47,969
Oh, shit!
392
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,004
Oh, shit! Help!
393
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,172
Help me! Help me!
Oh, my God, help!
394
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,375
-I got you.
-Oh, Jesus!
395
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,879
What the hell?
396
00:17:57,979 --> 00:18:00,113
Well, looks like
Ocean View Dining's
397
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,583
gonna get more of your money.
398
00:18:01,683 --> 00:18:02,650
(BOTH LAUGH)
399
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,587
Yeah. Honestly though,
their new fall collection,
400
00:18:05,687 --> 00:18:07,120
it looks superb.
401
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,189
I'm really excited about it.
402
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,993
Oh, shit, my phone!
403
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,596
Oh, fuck! My phone!
404
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,496
Can... Can you call it?
405
00:18:16,598 --> 00:18:18,800
-Can you call it?
-I don't have a phone.
406
00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:21,168
CRAIG: Are you insane?
407
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,504
I'm looking at a free man
right now.
408
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,239
Come on.
409
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:28,141
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
410
00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:33,548
(GROANS) Look at this.
411
00:18:33,648 --> 00:18:34,582
Oh...
412
00:18:34,682 --> 00:18:36,651
-Yeah.
-Crap.
413
00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,920
Oh, look at this.
414
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:41,321
(CHUCKLES) Oh, man,
that's cherry.
415
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,523
Whoa!
416
00:18:42,624 --> 00:18:43,725
Oh, yeah.
417
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:44,792
CRAIG: Oh!
418
00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:46,360
This is my dream car.
419
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,196
I hope you get it one day.
420
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,833
This thing
is absolutely cherry.
421
00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:53,034
Yeah.
422
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,302
Well, it might happen sooner
than you think.
423
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,471
I took your advice.
424
00:18:57,572 --> 00:18:59,841
They offered me
the morning news slot.
425
00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:01,274
Oh, my God!
426
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,044
-Really?
-Yep.
427
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,046
Congratulations! Holy crap.
428
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,480
Thank you, buddy. Truly.
429
00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:08,215
Now, if I get this stupid car,
430
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,851
you're going
for the first ride.
431
00:19:09,951 --> 00:19:11,753
I promise. You're good luck.
432
00:19:11,853 --> 00:19:13,621
(LAUGHS) I'm good luck.
433
00:19:14,122 --> 00:19:15,089
Yes, you are.
434
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,157
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
435
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,829
CRAIG: I can see the future.
436
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,833
(BOTTLES CLINKING)
437
00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,570
It's full of pals.
438
00:19:31,139 --> 00:19:32,239
BIANCA: My husband!
439
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,842
Somebody help us, please!
440
00:19:34,942 --> 00:19:36,443
CRAIG: Helping pals.
441
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,680
I got you, buddy.
442
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,283
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
443
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:46,954
Thank you, Craig.
444
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:48,255
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
445
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,957
MAN: Oh, it's so cold
out there.
446
00:19:51,425 --> 00:19:52,960
CRAIG: And being a boss.
447
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,063
Civilization has collapsed.
448
00:19:55,163 --> 00:19:57,464
But Craig has led us
to the future.
449
00:19:57,565 --> 00:19:58,566
To Craig!
450
00:19:58,666 --> 00:19:59,801
CROWD: To Craig!
451
00:19:59,901 --> 00:20:01,368
(CROWD CHEERS)
452
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:04,505
The neighborhood would be
a racetrack without you.
453
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,809
(GOGGLES CLICKS, BEEPING)
454
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,416
CRAIG:
I'm on the edge of life...
455
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,954
and the view is gorgeous.
456
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,896
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC FADES)
457
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,700
-(IMITATES KNOCKING)
-(GASPS)
458
00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:35,302
-(IMITATES KNOCKING)
-What the...
459
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,437
-(CHUCKLES)
-What are you doing?
460
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,541
Can I wake you up with a lick?
461
00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:43,310
-A lick?
-Yeah.
462
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,179
-Is the door locked?
-Yeah.
463
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,246
-Yeah.
-Okay.
464
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,447
STEVIE: Something's burning!
465
00:20:47,548 --> 00:20:49,416
-Fuck!
-Something's burning?
466
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:52,486
(PUNK MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
467
00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:04,264
What did you do?
468
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,901
I hope you like wild mushrooms
on toast, honey.
469
00:21:07,969 --> 00:21:08,970
What?
470
00:21:09,837 --> 00:21:10,738
What?
471
00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:12,807
Seriously, what?
What happened? What'd you do?
472
00:21:12,907 --> 00:21:13,975
Nothing.
473
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,779
-Hi.
-Good morning.
474
00:21:17,879 --> 00:21:18,880
You like this?
475
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:19,947
-Punk?
-Yeah.
476
00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:21,149
Oh, yeah, I like punk.
477
00:21:21,249 --> 00:21:22,583
(LAUGHS) Fuck yeah.
478
00:21:22,683 --> 00:21:24,018
You don't listen to music.
479
00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:25,418
CRAIG: Yeah, I do.
I listen to punk.
480
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,922
I even took a walk
this morning.
481
00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:30,525
Got up. Went for a full walk.
482
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:32,627
Picked some of those
flowers right there.
483
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,629
You made these?
484
00:21:34,729 --> 00:21:35,730
Yeah.
485
00:21:36,697 --> 00:21:38,065
Oh, shit,
tastes like McDonald's.
486
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,233
(CHUCKLES)
487
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,269
-I love it. So good.
-Thanks.
488
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,937
STEVIE:
Okay, I'll see you guys.
489
00:21:43,037 --> 00:21:44,304
-Love you.
-STEVIE: Love you.
490
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:45,606
CRAIG: Austin invited me
to hang out
491
00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:48,009
with some of his
buddies tonight.
492
00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:49,911
They seem like
pretty cool guys.
493
00:21:50,011 --> 00:21:51,078
Wow, honey.
494
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:53,380
(PUNK MUSIC CONTINUES)
495
00:22:01,055 --> 00:22:04,525
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
496
00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:06,027
MAN: You boys want a drink?
497
00:22:06,127 --> 00:22:07,427
MAN 2: It might be all night.
498
00:22:07,528 --> 00:22:09,030
-Hey, how are you?
-Good.
499
00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:11,065
I'm Craig. Austin invited me.
500
00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:13,000
Oh, there he is!
501
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,769
All right. Hey, guys.
502
00:22:14,869 --> 00:22:17,638
This is my neighbor, Craig.
He's the best.
503
00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:20,241
MAN 3: Hey, hey! To the new
morning weatherman!
504
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,677
-(MEN CHEERING)
-AUSTIN: Aw! You guys, aw.
505
00:22:22,777 --> 00:22:23,744
This is the one!
506
00:22:23,845 --> 00:22:25,478
AUSTIN: I'll drink to that.
I'll drink to that.
507
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:27,048
-Appreciate it.
-MAN 3: All right.
508
00:22:27,148 --> 00:22:28,348
It's great to talk to you,
Chris.
509
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,851
Hey, I'm... I'm gonna grab
another brew.
510
00:22:29,951 --> 00:22:31,519
(SNIFFLES) All right.
Yeah, for sure.
511
00:22:31,619 --> 00:22:32,854
I'll see you inside,
all right.
512
00:22:32,954 --> 00:22:33,955
Yeah.
513
00:22:34,055 --> 00:22:35,089
(CLEARS THROAT)
514
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,092
(SIGHS) You're smart.
515
00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:40,728
You have a good job.
516
00:22:40,828 --> 00:22:42,930
There's nothing to be
nervous about.
517
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,131
Just be yourself.
518
00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:45,766
You're a frickin' prince.
519
00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:49,971
(DOOR THUDS)
520
00:22:50,071 --> 00:22:51,572
(BEER BOTTLE CLATTERS)
521
00:23:02,183 --> 00:23:03,383
AUSTIN: You okay?
522
00:23:04,986 --> 00:23:06,187
Thought it was open.
523
00:23:06,287 --> 00:23:08,623
You... you hit that hard.
524
00:23:08,723 --> 00:23:10,024
Can I use your restroom
really fast?
525
00:23:10,124 --> 00:23:11,759
(GLASS SHATTERS)
526
00:23:20,701 --> 00:23:22,603
So how'd y'all meet?
527
00:23:22,703 --> 00:23:25,907
(ALL CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY)
528
00:23:26,007 --> 00:23:29,409
(ALL LAUGHING)
529
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,115
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
530
00:23:38,753 --> 00:23:40,988
That reminds me,
Zed ran into me at the mall
531
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:42,290
and I was all stressed out.
532
00:23:42,390 --> 00:23:44,859
I was buying a bra
for my daughter.
533
00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:47,628
I mean, she's 13
and she's already a size C.
534
00:23:47,728 --> 00:23:49,964
And, uh, you know,
I was just spiraling.
535
00:23:50,064 --> 00:23:53,701
But I just... I see the way
that guys look at her.
536
00:23:53,801 --> 00:23:55,803
You know, I'm just...
I'm scared.
537
00:23:55,903 --> 00:23:58,372
Hmm. I'm sorry you're
going through that, man.
538
00:23:58,471 --> 00:23:59,874
AUSTIN: You know
we're here for you anytime.
539
00:23:59,974 --> 00:24:02,276
Right? Sheila's lucky
to have a dad like you.
540
00:24:02,376 --> 00:24:03,377
MAN: Ah.
541
00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,179
ZED: Yeah. Yeah, man.
542
00:24:06,747 --> 00:24:10,751
♪ Boy, you should know that ♪
543
00:24:10,851 --> 00:24:15,022
♪ I've got you on my mind ♪
544
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:18,659
♪ Your secret admirer ♪
545
00:24:19,593 --> 00:24:22,563
♪ I've been watching you ♪
546
00:24:22,663 --> 00:24:26,567
ALL:
♪ At night I think of you ♪
547
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:30,137
♪ I want to be
Your baby maybe ♪
548
00:24:30,237 --> 00:24:34,275
♪ If your game is on
Give me a call, boo ♪
549
00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:38,379
♪ If your love is strong
Gonna give my all to you ♪
550
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:42,183
♪ At night I think of you ♪
551
00:24:42,283 --> 00:24:44,685
♪ I want to be your baby... ♪
552
00:24:44,785 --> 00:24:47,254
(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)
553
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:55,229
All right. Who's next?
Who's next?
554
00:24:55,329 --> 00:24:57,198
Yo! Let's get the new guy
in there.
555
00:24:57,298 --> 00:24:58,265
ZED: Hey.
556
00:24:58,366 --> 00:24:59,467
MAN: Get him, Craig. Hit him!
557
00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:00,634
-All right, all right.
-ZED: Come on!
558
00:25:00,735 --> 00:25:03,137
-MAN: Get him!
-All right. Here we go.
559
00:25:03,237 --> 00:25:04,405
-(MAN LAUGHS)
-All right!
560
00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:05,906
Everybody watch out
for my face.
561
00:25:06,007 --> 00:25:08,476
Some of us have calls
with CEOs tomorrow.
562
00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:09,677
(ALL LAUGHING)
563
00:25:09,777 --> 00:25:11,012
We got a big shot
in the house.
564
00:25:11,112 --> 00:25:12,113
ZED: Focus.
565
00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:13,214
MAN 2: Come on, Craig!
566
00:25:13,314 --> 00:25:15,049
-MAN 3: All right, all right.
-To a good match.
567
00:25:15,149 --> 00:25:16,817
MAN 3: Yeah, heavyweights,
make it rain. Let's go.
568
00:25:16,917 --> 00:25:18,419
-MAN 2: Ding, ding, ding!
-(PUNCHES)
569
00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:19,487
(MEN EXCLAIM)
570
00:25:19,587 --> 00:25:20,888
MAN 2: The first punch. Damn!
571
00:25:20,988 --> 00:25:22,390
AUSTIN: You okay?
You all right, Craig?
572
00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:23,657
-(CRAIG GROANS)
-You all right, buddy?
573
00:25:23,758 --> 00:25:25,159
-You okay?
-Sure.
574
00:25:25,259 --> 00:25:26,360
-Yeah.
-All right.
575
00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:27,528
-Yeah.
-Sorry about that.
576
00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:29,563
Let's, uh, both try to be
a little safer.
577
00:25:29,663 --> 00:25:31,298
-AUSTIN: Absolutely.
-Excellent.
578
00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:32,433
AUSTIN: You and me, pal. Okay.
579
00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:33,534
Yes, yes.
580
00:25:33,634 --> 00:25:34,769
-AUSTIN: Friend to friend.
-Friend.
581
00:25:34,869 --> 00:25:36,404
-Here we go. All right.
-ZED: Let's go, Craig.
582
00:25:36,505 --> 00:25:37,705
-Ding, ding, ding.
-ZED: You've got this,
583
00:25:37,805 --> 00:25:39,206
-like you did the last time.
-CRAIG: Yeah.
584
00:25:39,306 --> 00:25:40,341
MAN: You didn't want that. Oh!
585
00:25:40,441 --> 00:25:41,976
MAN 2: Hands up.
MAN: Yeah, yeah!
586
00:25:42,076 --> 00:25:43,744
(PUNCHES THUDDING)
587
00:25:43,844 --> 00:25:44,912
-(GROANS)
-(MEN EXCLAIM)
588
00:25:45,012 --> 00:25:47,148
MAN: This fight's over.
CRAIG: Fuck!
589
00:25:47,248 --> 00:25:48,916
AUSTIN: Oh... You all right?
ZED: Oh, my God.
590
00:25:49,016 --> 00:25:49,984
This guy
can't take it, Austin.
591
00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:51,052
-You gotta stop.
-(CRAIG GROANS)
592
00:25:51,152 --> 00:25:52,453
All right. Okay, great.
All right.
593
00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:54,321
Maybe you should sit
this one out then, Craig.
594
00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:55,556
Sorry about that.
595
00:25:55,656 --> 00:25:57,324
You're okay.
All right. Let's...
596
00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:58,459
Anyone else wanna go?
597
00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:00,861
-(PUNCHES THUDDING)
-(MEN EXCLAIM)
598
00:26:00,961 --> 00:26:03,297
-What the fuck, man?
-(CRAIG YELLS)
599
00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:04,331
MAN: Are you all right?
600
00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:05,599
-Winner!
-MAN: You okay?
601
00:26:05,699 --> 00:26:06,867
ZED: You knocked him out,
idiot.
602
00:26:06,967 --> 00:26:08,102
MAN 2: Whoa, whoa.
Easy, easy, easy.
603
00:26:08,202 --> 00:26:09,637
CRAIG: Nah, he's good.
MAN: Guys, help him up.
604
00:26:09,737 --> 00:26:11,238
CRAIG: No, you're good.
He's solid.
605
00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:12,440
He's good. I'm all right.
606
00:26:12,541 --> 00:26:13,607
Hey, am I bleeding at all?
607
00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:14,775
MAN: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
608
00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:16,010
What the fuck
is wrong with you, jackass?
609
00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:18,112
Cheap shot bullshit, man.
That was fucking bullshit.
610
00:26:18,212 --> 00:26:19,046
MAN 2: Sucker punch, man!
611
00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:20,281
MAN: Bullshit.
MAN 2: What the fuck!
612
00:26:20,381 --> 00:26:21,382
It's all right. Get them off.
613
00:26:21,482 --> 00:26:22,551
-MAN: There we go.
-Get them off me.
614
00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:23,784
-Take this off.
-Get it off the back.
615
00:26:23,884 --> 00:26:25,554
Okay. Easy, easy, easy.
616
00:26:25,653 --> 00:26:27,054
-I'm okay.
-ZED: You good?
617
00:26:27,154 --> 00:26:27,988
AUSTIN: Yeah, yeah.
618
00:26:28,089 --> 00:26:31,859
I think, uh...
I think maybe, uh... uh...
619
00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:34,195
we call it on boxing
for tonight, huh?
620
00:26:34,295 --> 00:26:35,262
(MEN AGREEING)
621
00:26:35,362 --> 00:26:36,330
ZED: Yeah, that's a good idea.
622
00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:37,665
Hey, hey!
623
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:39,633
Look...
624
00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,303
I know my punishment.
625
00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:44,705
I know my punishment.
626
00:26:45,206 --> 00:26:46,373
I messed up.
627
00:26:49,643 --> 00:26:51,312
(MUFFLED) I'm a bad boy.
628
00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:54,982
I'm sorry.
629
00:26:55,082 --> 00:26:56,518
What'd I do?
630
00:26:56,617 --> 00:26:58,619
What did I do?
631
00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:05,226
(WHINES)
632
00:27:05,326 --> 00:27:07,194
I'm such a bad boy.
633
00:27:09,096 --> 00:27:10,197
I'm sorry.
634
00:27:10,931 --> 00:27:12,733
I'm really sorry. (CHUCKLES)
635
00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:23,677
All right.
I gotta go home now.
636
00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:25,379
-Yeah, me too.
-MEN: Yeah.
637
00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:26,680
He's gonna call his...
638
00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:28,015
All right. Yeah, yeah.
639
00:27:28,115 --> 00:27:29,683
MAN: You sure? Are you okay?
MAN 2: Fucking idiot, man.
640
00:27:29,783 --> 00:27:30,851
AUSTIN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
641
00:27:30,951 --> 00:27:32,587
-You call somebody.
-I'm okay. I'm all right.
642
00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:33,787
Just watch your back.
Watch your back.
643
00:27:33,888 --> 00:27:35,422
-MAN: Motherfucker.
-Watch out for this guy.
644
00:27:35,524 --> 00:27:36,525
AUSTIN: Yeah, thanks.
645
00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:38,225
It's all right.
646
00:27:38,325 --> 00:27:39,193
All right. So long, fellas.
647
00:27:39,293 --> 00:27:40,961
MAN: See you, guys.
MAN 2: See ya, man.
648
00:27:41,762 --> 00:27:43,063
(CRAIG SNIFFLES)
649
00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:44,865
(AUSTIN SIGHS)
650
00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:46,568
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
651
00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:47,868
Sure you know how to get home?
652
00:27:47,968 --> 00:27:49,571
I'll do my best. (CHUCKLES)
653
00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:51,739
-Okay.
-All right.
654
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:54,341
Hey, man. Nice job,
you fucking cock.
655
00:27:57,978 --> 00:27:59,146
-All right.
-(SWITCH CLICKS)
656
00:28:01,550 --> 00:28:02,950
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
657
00:28:18,165 --> 00:28:20,234
(LINE RINGING)
658
00:28:20,334 --> 00:28:22,336
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
659
00:28:22,436 --> 00:28:25,005
(LINE RINGING)
660
00:28:27,007 --> 00:28:29,977
-(LINE RINGING)
-(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
661
00:28:30,077 --> 00:28:32,146
VOICEMAIL: You've reached
Austin and Bianca,
662
00:28:32,246 --> 00:28:34,248
-you know what to do.
-(VOICEMAIL BEEPS)
663
00:28:34,348 --> 00:28:36,317
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
664
00:28:43,924 --> 00:28:45,826
And with us today
is our newest edition
665
00:28:45,926 --> 00:28:47,761
to the Rise 'N Shine family.
666
00:28:47,861 --> 00:28:50,599
He's someone you're probably
already familiar with.
667
00:28:50,699 --> 00:28:53,767
Austin Carmichael,
our new meteorologist.
668
00:28:53,867 --> 00:28:55,236
Howdy, folks.
669
00:28:55,336 --> 00:28:56,638
Happy to be her.
670
00:28:56,737 --> 00:28:58,573
H... Here. Happy to be here.
671
00:28:58,673 --> 00:28:59,773
(AUSTIN CHUCKLES)
672
00:28:59,873 --> 00:29:01,742
Looks like I could use
another cup of java.
673
00:29:01,842 --> 00:29:03,678
FEMALE NEWS ANCHOR:
Better make it a big one.
674
00:29:03,777 --> 00:29:04,845
When we come back,
675
00:29:04,945 --> 00:29:06,380
Austin will join us
as we talk with what
676
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,984
some people are calling
a six-year-old Tiger Woods.
677
00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:11,752
(NEWS SHOW
THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
678
00:29:11,852 --> 00:29:13,187
(BELL RINGING)
679
00:29:14,955 --> 00:29:17,825
DIRECTOR: All right,
we're back live in 60 seconds.
680
00:29:17,925 --> 00:29:19,628
-Hey, man.
-CRAIG: That...
681
00:29:19,728 --> 00:29:22,463
I watched that.
That was awesome.
682
00:29:23,632 --> 00:29:25,432
How'd you...
How'd you get in here?
683
00:29:26,033 --> 00:29:27,401
I have a meeting here.
684
00:29:28,369 --> 00:29:30,572
Who's your meeting with?
685
00:29:30,672 --> 00:29:32,773
Just some dickhead
or whatever.
686
00:29:32,873 --> 00:29:34,709
Oh, I have a check for you.
687
00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:36,877
I gotta give it to you
next time we hang out.
688
00:29:37,545 --> 00:29:38,846
Are you wearing makeup?
689
00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:40,414
I'm not gonna tell your wife.
690
00:29:40,515 --> 00:29:41,949
What was up with that stumble?
691
00:29:42,049 --> 00:29:44,885
Oh, uh... Yeah.
Sorry about that.
692
00:29:44,985 --> 00:29:47,955
Um, new job jitters.
It won't happen again.
693
00:29:48,055 --> 00:29:49,490
It better fucking not.
694
00:29:50,491 --> 00:29:51,492
This your father?
695
00:29:51,593 --> 00:29:52,893
AUSTIN: Uh, no.
It's my neighbor.
696
00:29:52,993 --> 00:29:54,995
Not really sure why he's here.
697
00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:58,198
Hey, what are you doing
after this?
698
00:29:58,299 --> 00:30:01,035
I was gonna go to Rick's Bar.
I wanna try this new thing.
699
00:30:01,135 --> 00:30:03,270
They have
a SEAL Team Six lunch.
700
00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:06,608
I guess that's what the guys
ate after they killed Osama.
701
00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:08,842
It's 22,000 calories.
702
00:30:08,942 --> 00:30:12,413
It's got four racks of ribs,
mac and cheese,
703
00:30:12,514 --> 00:30:13,447
Caesar salad.
704
00:30:13,548 --> 00:30:15,482
Look, it's really distracting
that you're here.
705
00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:17,652
I need to focus. Okay?
706
00:30:17,752 --> 00:30:18,720
Hey, buddy.
707
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:20,254
Looking good. I like it.
708
00:30:20,354 --> 00:30:23,223
Oh! You're dressed
as a little doll?
709
00:30:23,324 --> 00:30:25,760
Wanna smoke a cigarette
with us, little doll?
710
00:30:25,859 --> 00:30:28,028
Hey. Look, you gotta go.
All right?
711
00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:29,798
I'm under
a lot of pressure here.
712
00:30:29,897 --> 00:30:32,166
It's a lot harder than nights.
You could just...
713
00:30:32,266 --> 00:30:35,936
Just please leave. Thank you.
714
00:30:36,036 --> 00:30:37,371
You have a phone?
715
00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:39,840
Yeah, of course
I have a phone.
716
00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:41,141
DIRECTOR: Back live
in 10 seconds.
717
00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:42,711
Let's get Austin on his mark.
718
00:30:42,811 --> 00:30:44,546
I'll hang out with you soon.
719
00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:46,581
(BELL RINGING)
720
00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:49,183
(BEEPING)
721
00:30:50,451 --> 00:30:52,920
And did you wanna upgrade
to the Hero Plan?
722
00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:55,289
It's unlimited talk,
text and data.
723
00:30:55,389 --> 00:30:59,360
Plus, you get one of these
five limited phone cases.
724
00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,663
Oh. Yeah, definitely.
725
00:31:01,763 --> 00:31:02,963
Yeah, that sounds great.
726
00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:05,199
Uh... I'm gonna do...
Oh, Mars Rover.
727
00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:06,367
Oh...
728
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,571
Twins! (CHUCKLES)
729
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,974
Beer drinking time, huh?
730
00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:16,143
Yeah, I mean...
or something else.
731
00:31:17,111 --> 00:31:18,078
Hey, is that, uh,
732
00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:20,247
bar across the plaza any good?
733
00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:21,248
I've never been.
734
00:31:21,348 --> 00:31:23,283
I've seen a few gnarly
fights outside, though.
735
00:31:23,384 --> 00:31:26,353
Yeah. I might step
over there and have a sip,
736
00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:29,390
or a few, if you wanna
join me. It'd be cool.
737
00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:32,226
Oh. I'm 18.
738
00:31:32,326 --> 00:31:33,460
Ugh.
739
00:31:35,229 --> 00:31:36,765
Teenage girls these days,
they look like
740
00:31:36,865 --> 00:31:38,399
they're 25 years old.
741
00:31:38,499 --> 00:31:40,602
I guess it's the same
with the guys too.
742
00:31:42,704 --> 00:31:44,071
(PRINTER WHIRRING)
743
00:31:44,773 --> 00:31:46,407
Receipt in the bag?
744
00:31:46,508 --> 00:31:48,610
I'd love a receipt
in the bag, yeah.
745
00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:52,980
All right.
746
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,381
Oh, and, Sir...
747
00:31:55,817 --> 00:31:57,084
If you ever want something
748
00:31:57,184 --> 00:31:58,787
a little stronger
than a few drinks,
749
00:31:58,887 --> 00:32:00,320
you let me know.
750
00:32:03,525 --> 00:32:04,692
Stay curious.
751
00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:11,566
AUTOMATED VOICE:
You may begin to detach
752
00:32:11,666 --> 00:32:14,334
from realities you had
claimed as your own.
753
00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:16,704
Are you okay?
754
00:32:17,672 --> 00:32:18,640
Yeah.
755
00:32:19,641 --> 00:32:21,308
A package came for you.
756
00:32:21,910 --> 00:32:23,444
Oh, yes!
757
00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:28,282
Oh, my God. Holy shit!
758
00:32:28,382 --> 00:32:29,784
TAMI: Ooh, that's exciting.
759
00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:30,852
Holy shit!
760
00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:32,986
These are fucking awesome!
761
00:32:33,086 --> 00:32:35,422
-These for you?
-Oh, yeah.
762
00:32:35,523 --> 00:32:37,525
(BANGING)
763
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:39,561
(KNOCKING)
764
00:32:43,197 --> 00:32:45,466
Hey, hey!
Is your better half here?
765
00:32:46,967 --> 00:32:48,168
One moment.
766
00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:50,939
Honey.
767
00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:53,307
Um, there's someone
at the door for you.
768
00:32:53,407 --> 00:32:54,576
It's Craig.
769
00:32:54,676 --> 00:32:56,310
AUSTIN: All right.
770
00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:58,045
Dude.
771
00:32:58,646 --> 00:33:00,481
Check it out.
772
00:33:04,418 --> 00:33:06,921
Wow. You, uh, you got
the expensive ones.
773
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:08,989
Yeah. I got green
to match your guitar.
774
00:33:09,089 --> 00:33:10,090
Let's jam.
775
00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:12,092
-Um...
-Whoa. You look awesome!
776
00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:13,193
Oh, thank you.
777
00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:15,663
Uh... Look, uh, Craig...
778
00:33:15,763 --> 00:33:17,364
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
779
00:33:17,464 --> 00:33:19,601
We had a couple of
really nice hangs,
780
00:33:19,701 --> 00:33:23,103
but I think it best that
we go our separate ways.
781
00:33:24,606 --> 00:33:26,306
Is it 'cause of
the sliding glass door?
782
00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:28,342
I told you I'd pay for it,
buddy.
783
00:33:28,442 --> 00:33:30,143
No, Friday night
was really strange
784
00:33:30,244 --> 00:33:32,647
for me and the guys
and I don't wish to continue
785
00:33:32,747 --> 00:33:34,616
this friendship at the moment.
786
00:33:36,985 --> 00:33:39,119
You made me feel too free.
787
00:33:39,219 --> 00:33:41,221
You all accepted me
way too fast.
788
00:33:41,321 --> 00:33:42,924
-You can't do that.
-All right.
789
00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:44,424
People need rules.
790
00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:47,762
I've gotta get to this
Renaissance Fair.
791
00:33:48,930 --> 00:33:51,031
I'm doing a segment for work.
792
00:33:51,131 --> 00:33:53,433
Um... much luck
selling the house.
793
00:33:56,971 --> 00:33:58,438
Austin, come on.
794
00:34:07,281 --> 00:34:09,449
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
795
00:34:21,461 --> 00:34:23,731
(CHORUS CHANTING RHYTHMICALLY)
796
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,182
TAMI: Craigy,
isn't it beautiful?
797
00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:45,285
Doesn't seeing this
make you certain
798
00:34:45,385 --> 00:34:47,254
that some unknowable
intelligence
799
00:34:47,354 --> 00:34:49,089
is behind all things?
800
00:34:50,525 --> 00:34:52,092
AUSTIN ON PHONE:
Thank you, Rebecca.
801
00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:54,596
Uh, my producers
told me that there was
802
00:34:54,696 --> 00:34:56,864
a Renaissance Festival
here today.
803
00:34:56,965 --> 00:34:58,131
And, uh,
804
00:34:58,231 --> 00:35:00,334
clearly I'm the only one
dressed up, so...
805
00:35:00,434 --> 00:35:03,037
It's a fun... fun prank
on the new guy. Ma'am.
806
00:35:03,136 --> 00:35:04,505
STEVIE: All right, Mama,
I'm taking off.
807
00:35:04,606 --> 00:35:06,373
Did you see
that video I sent you?
808
00:35:06,473 --> 00:35:08,643
(STEVIE AND TAMI LAUGHING)
809
00:35:08,743 --> 00:35:10,745
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
810
00:35:13,715 --> 00:35:14,582
CRAIG: Stevie, come on.
811
00:35:14,682 --> 00:35:16,918
There's nothing over there.
Come here.
812
00:35:17,018 --> 00:35:18,185
Look.
813
00:35:20,822 --> 00:35:22,189
(GRUNTS)
814
00:35:24,058 --> 00:35:25,593
Free food.
815
00:35:25,693 --> 00:35:28,328
That's ancient stuff
you're holding there.
816
00:35:28,428 --> 00:35:29,897
People have been doing this
817
00:35:29,998 --> 00:35:32,132
for hundreds
of thousands of years.
818
00:35:32,232 --> 00:35:34,736
Cool, huh? Take a bite.
819
00:35:34,836 --> 00:35:37,839
No. (HESITATES) How do you
know they're not poisonous?
820
00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:39,139
I'll show you.
821
00:35:43,276 --> 00:35:44,912
This one needs a little ranch.
822
00:35:45,013 --> 00:35:46,781
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
823
00:35:54,989 --> 00:35:56,256
This is fun.
824
00:35:58,526 --> 00:36:00,795
Hanging out at the mall,
this is fun.
825
00:36:15,576 --> 00:36:17,745
Got any crushes at school?
826
00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:19,714
Of course, Dad.
827
00:36:23,117 --> 00:36:24,919
That guy on that pig
was flying.
828
00:36:25,019 --> 00:36:26,286
What the hell?
829
00:36:26,888 --> 00:36:28,089
That was crazy.
830
00:36:28,221 --> 00:36:29,489
(RETCHES)
831
00:36:29,590 --> 00:36:30,792
(VOMITING)
832
00:36:30,892 --> 00:36:31,859
God!
833
00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:34,028
I told you those mushrooms
were poisonous, Dad.
834
00:36:34,128 --> 00:36:35,295
I told you.
835
00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:36,597
(STEVIE GROANS)
836
00:36:37,665 --> 00:36:38,666
(SPITS)
837
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,467
Fuck.
838
00:36:40,568 --> 00:36:43,270
Jesus Christ,
there's fuckin' blood in it.
839
00:36:44,005 --> 00:36:45,773
(PHONE RINGING)
840
00:36:49,911 --> 00:36:50,978
(PHONE RINGING)
841
00:36:51,079 --> 00:36:53,581
(MEN LAUGHING)
842
00:36:53,681 --> 00:36:56,184
MAN: Couldn't believe that.
You know?
843
00:36:56,283 --> 00:36:57,752
MAN 2: Fuckin' hell, dude.
844
00:36:58,619 --> 00:36:59,921
Fellas.
845
00:37:00,788 --> 00:37:01,823
How we doing?
846
00:37:01,923 --> 00:37:03,290
'Sup, man?
847
00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:05,927
We're the smokers,
we're the smokers.
848
00:37:07,161 --> 00:37:08,361
It was awesome.
849
00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:10,430
Anybody need a light?
850
00:37:10,531 --> 00:37:11,833
Anybody need a light?
851
00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:13,935
Good?
852
00:37:16,003 --> 00:37:18,305
Beers at my house this Friday.
853
00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:21,008
Heck yeah.
I'll stock the fridge.
854
00:37:21,109 --> 00:37:22,510
Let's do a boys night.
855
00:37:23,044 --> 00:37:24,145
Can my wife come?
856
00:37:24,244 --> 00:37:26,413
(ALL LAUGHING)
857
00:37:26,514 --> 00:37:28,015
MAN: You know what I'm saying?
858
00:37:28,482 --> 00:37:29,751
No, you don't know her.
859
00:37:29,851 --> 00:37:30,885
You never met her.
860
00:37:30,985 --> 00:37:31,753
No, no.
861
00:37:31,853 --> 00:37:33,386
CRAIG: No, let's keep it
a boy's night.
862
00:37:33,487 --> 00:37:35,288
I gotta call my wife.
863
00:37:35,388 --> 00:37:37,792
Tell her things might
get a little rowdy
864
00:37:37,892 --> 00:37:39,359
this Friday night.
865
00:37:51,105 --> 00:37:52,272
(MAN CLEARS THROAT)
866
00:37:52,372 --> 00:37:53,641
This is a sword.
867
00:37:54,542 --> 00:37:56,944
From Europe, 1700's.
868
00:37:57,044 --> 00:37:58,311
Let me see this thing.
(LAUGHS)
869
00:37:58,411 --> 00:37:59,680
Hey, don't rip it
outta my hands.
870
00:37:59,781 --> 00:38:01,582
It's priceless, actually.
Be careful with that, okay?
871
00:38:01,682 --> 00:38:03,184
(MAKES HIGH PITCHED NOISE)
872
00:38:03,283 --> 00:38:04,986
Dude, you scared
the fuck outta me,
873
00:38:05,086 --> 00:38:06,988
-like, so easily.
-(LAUGHING)
874
00:38:07,088 --> 00:38:08,055
Now imagine.
875
00:38:09,023 --> 00:38:10,323
You're a knight.
876
00:38:11,092 --> 00:38:12,660
Staring out...
877
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,896
at the enemy army
coming at you.
878
00:38:14,996 --> 00:38:15,797
Your heart is racing.
879
00:38:15,897 --> 00:38:17,430
Why are you showing us
this thing?
880
00:38:17,532 --> 00:38:18,498
'Cause it's cool.
881
00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:19,901
I collect stuff like that.
882
00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:21,301
It's so small, dude.
883
00:38:21,401 --> 00:38:22,937
It's like... for babies.
884
00:38:23,037 --> 00:38:24,005
(MAN 2 LAUGHING)
885
00:38:24,105 --> 00:38:25,273
This is a sword
for babies, dude.
886
00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:26,841
It's not for a baby,
it's for a knight.
887
00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:28,976
It's like when
Thanos drinks the elixir.
888
00:38:29,076 --> 00:38:31,245
(MEN EXCLAIM AND LAUGH)
889
00:38:31,344 --> 00:38:32,445
Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry.
890
00:38:32,547 --> 00:38:33,548
I gotta stop you.
I gotta stop you.
891
00:38:33,648 --> 00:38:36,416
This is a, uh,
no Marvel spoiler garage.
892
00:38:36,517 --> 00:38:37,919
Sorry,
it's a little rule here.
893
00:38:38,019 --> 00:38:38,920
I apologize.
894
00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,721
Dude. When that ship
fucking comes in and...
895
00:38:40,822 --> 00:38:42,824
-(MEN EXCLAIM)
-...the Tesseract's like...
896
00:38:42,924 --> 00:38:43,691
I'm dead serious.
897
00:38:43,791 --> 00:38:45,593
I'm dead serious.
No Marvel spoilers.
898
00:38:45,693 --> 00:38:47,929
-I like to go in fresh, so...
-MAN: All right.
899
00:38:48,029 --> 00:38:49,230
Yeah, yeah. No worries.
900
00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,898
No worries. Yeah. (SNIFFLES)
901
00:38:51,398 --> 00:38:52,767
Are those your wife's drums?
902
00:38:52,867 --> 00:38:54,869
That's really funny, I already
told you they're mine.
903
00:38:54,969 --> 00:38:57,437
Well, they look like no one's
even touched them, bitch.
904
00:38:57,538 --> 00:38:59,040
Why don't you jam for us,
Coltrane.
905
00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:01,108
Give us a little taste.
Come on, man, don't hide.
906
00:39:01,209 --> 00:39:02,176
Don't use the knife like that.
907
00:39:02,276 --> 00:39:03,376
Don't point the knife
at people.
908
00:39:03,476 --> 00:39:05,445
(DRUMMING DISCORDANTLY)
909
00:39:10,117 --> 00:39:11,319
Dude, he's like the Hulk, man.
910
00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:12,987
(MEN LAUGHING)
911
00:39:13,087 --> 00:39:14,088
Get the fuck out!
912
00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:15,656
Get the fucking hell
outta here.
913
00:39:15,756 --> 00:39:17,658
I said no spoilers.
Let's go. Get up.
914
00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:18,893
We've been here, like,
40 minutes.
915
00:39:18,993 --> 00:39:20,328
-Move, move, move!
-MAN 2: All right, all right.
916
00:39:20,427 --> 00:39:22,730
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
917
00:39:24,699 --> 00:39:27,001
(CHORUS CHANTING RHYTHMICALLY)
918
00:39:30,071 --> 00:39:31,539
(KEYPAD BEEPS)
919
00:39:33,975 --> 00:39:35,076
(KEYPAD BEEPS)
920
00:39:41,315 --> 00:39:42,650
(YELLING)
921
00:39:43,951 --> 00:39:45,418
Yeah, yeah.
922
00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:46,888
There he is.
923
00:39:46,988 --> 00:39:48,656
Jesus Christ.
924
00:39:48,756 --> 00:39:49,891
Craig.
925
00:39:49,991 --> 00:39:52,660
My key card mysteriously
stopped working.
926
00:39:53,895 --> 00:39:56,330
MENDOZA:
Uh, do you need to change?
927
00:39:56,429 --> 00:39:57,565
-CRAIG: No.
-You sure?
928
00:39:57,665 --> 00:39:59,399
Yeah. I've been through worse.
929
00:40:00,301 --> 00:40:03,470
Okay. Well, um...
We have a new client
930
00:40:03,571 --> 00:40:06,207
that I'm really,
really excited about.
931
00:40:06,307 --> 00:40:09,076
Mr. Mayor Seth Nichols.
932
00:40:09,176 --> 00:40:12,179
ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Seth Nichols is about trust.
933
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,181
Now, he wants us to modernize
934
00:40:14,282 --> 00:40:15,383
his reelection campaign.
935
00:40:15,482 --> 00:40:16,884
Make it much more interactive.
936
00:40:16,984 --> 00:40:19,720
Now, Craig, who do you want
on your team?
937
00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:20,888
(CHUCKLES)
938
00:40:20,988 --> 00:40:22,056
Besides a towel?
939
00:40:22,156 --> 00:40:23,891
(MEN SNICKERING)
940
00:40:24,926 --> 00:40:27,161
I'll just be a lone wolf
on this one, I think.
941
00:40:28,696 --> 00:40:32,533
(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING
OVER CAR STEREO, STOPS)
942
00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:33,901
Honey.
943
00:40:34,402 --> 00:40:35,603
You're home?
944
00:40:35,703 --> 00:40:37,772
Yeah. I don't trust my lunch
in the work fridge.
945
00:40:37,872 --> 00:40:39,373
I think somebody's
fucking with it.
946
00:40:39,472 --> 00:40:41,375
-Can you help me load these?
-Yeah.
947
00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:42,510
I gotta scarf, though.
948
00:40:42,610 --> 00:40:44,477
I gotta get on a call
with the mayor
949
00:40:44,578 --> 00:40:45,713
about the mayor thing
or whatever.
950
00:40:45,813 --> 00:40:48,749
Oh, the...
The mail guy screwed up again.
951
00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:54,789
(ETHEREAL VOCALIZING)
952
00:40:57,425 --> 00:40:58,693
TAMI: Craig.
953
00:40:58,993 --> 00:41:00,094
Your nose.
954
00:41:00,194 --> 00:41:01,963
-Oh. Yeah.
-I've never...
955
00:41:02,063 --> 00:41:03,531
I've never seen you get
a bloody nose before.
956
00:41:03,631 --> 00:41:05,366
No, it's not a big deal,
don't worry about it.
957
00:41:05,465 --> 00:41:07,335
-You okay? Here.
-Yeah, I'm fine.
958
00:41:07,435 --> 00:41:08,936
I'm fine. Let's get these in.
(GRUNTS)
959
00:41:09,036 --> 00:41:10,004
Be careful with that.
960
00:41:10,104 --> 00:41:11,105
Pick it up from the base.
961
00:41:11,205 --> 00:41:12,472
Yeah, yeah. I gotta go.
962
00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:14,508
I gotta have a fast lunch.
I have a big call.
963
00:41:14,608 --> 00:41:18,512
Honey. I'm sick of struggling,
I need a bigger car.
964
00:41:18,612 --> 00:41:19,613
I... I gotta go!
965
00:41:19,714 --> 00:41:20,982
You still have blood
on your nose.
966
00:41:21,082 --> 00:41:23,150
-That's fine, that's fine.
-Wipe it off.
967
00:41:24,251 --> 00:41:25,820
Bye! Bye, bye, bye.
968
00:41:27,421 --> 00:41:28,422
(GRUNTS)
969
00:41:28,556 --> 00:41:30,157
-(FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-(SWITCH CLICKS)
970
00:41:45,673 --> 00:41:47,842
(DRAMATIC
CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
971
00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:14,702
(SNIFFLES)
972
00:42:40,094 --> 00:42:42,229
(DRAMATIC
CHORAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
973
00:42:48,002 --> 00:42:49,703
(GRUNTS)
974
00:42:50,037 --> 00:42:51,305
Motherfucker.
975
00:42:58,513 --> 00:43:00,014
(DRAMATIC
CHORAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
976
00:43:41,388 --> 00:43:42,890
(STRUMMING GUITAR)
977
00:44:41,248 --> 00:44:42,783
(PHONE BUZZES)
978
00:44:46,053 --> 00:44:47,054
Hey, hey.
979
00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:49,056
WOMAN: Putting you through
to the mayor's office.
980
00:44:49,156 --> 00:44:50,559
-(LINE BEEPS)
-Jen's on.
981
00:44:50,659 --> 00:44:52,493
Joanna and Monkey
See Inc. are on.
982
00:44:52,594 --> 00:44:54,195
Barry from Digitonis.
983
00:44:54,295 --> 00:44:56,830
Craig Waterman is on.
984
00:44:56,931 --> 00:44:58,799
BARRY:
So, Craig, before we start,
985
00:44:58,899 --> 00:45:00,467
I wanna clear something up.
986
00:45:00,569 --> 00:45:01,769
BIANCA: Austin?
987
00:45:02,604 --> 00:45:03,737
Honey?
988
00:45:03,837 --> 00:45:05,306
BARRY: Hello?
989
00:45:05,406 --> 00:45:06,675
Craig? Hello?
990
00:45:06,774 --> 00:45:08,142
Hello, hello.
991
00:45:09,611 --> 00:45:11,212
I've heard the craziest thing
992
00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:12,913
that you do not
have a cell phone.
993
00:45:13,013 --> 00:45:15,650
-CRAIG: Um...
-Somebody knocked on the door.
994
00:45:15,749 --> 00:45:17,652
-Hey, baby.
-Come on, that can't be true.
995
00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:18,786
BIANCA: (YAWNS) Come snuggle.
996
00:45:18,886 --> 00:45:20,387
I know it's funny.
Are you there?
997
00:45:20,487 --> 00:45:21,690
BIANCA: It's nap time. Mmm.
998
00:45:21,789 --> 00:45:23,023
Did we lose Craig?
Is Craig there?
999
00:45:23,123 --> 00:45:24,491
-(LINE BEEPS)
-Chad from Dopamine
1000
00:45:24,593 --> 00:45:26,327
Unlimited is on.
1001
00:45:26,427 --> 00:45:28,162
BARRY: Well, he's probably
not responding
1002
00:45:28,262 --> 00:45:30,699
'cause he doesn't
have a cell phone. (LAUGHS)
1003
00:45:30,798 --> 00:45:31,799
-Craig?
-Yeah.
1004
00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:32,933
BARRY: Oh, there you are.
1005
00:45:33,033 --> 00:45:34,603
For a short period,
I didn't have a phone,
1006
00:45:34,703 --> 00:45:35,736
but it was an experiment.
1007
00:45:35,836 --> 00:45:36,837
CHAD: Man, that is...
1008
00:45:36,937 --> 00:45:38,138
Now, where would
you like to start?
1009
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,407
CHAD: That is really brave
of you, that is crazy.
1010
00:45:40,508 --> 00:45:43,344
I cannot imagine. I'm looking
at this thing constantly.
1011
00:45:43,444 --> 00:45:44,445
Uh-huh.
1012
00:45:46,715 --> 00:45:48,082
-Hello?
-(GROANS)
1013
00:45:48,182 --> 00:45:50,317
-(PHONE RINGING)
-(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1014
00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:51,553
(PHONE ALERT)
1015
00:45:51,653 --> 00:45:53,787
(PHONE RINGING)
1016
00:45:54,488 --> 00:45:55,523
(PHONE ALERT)
1017
00:45:55,624 --> 00:45:56,725
(PHONE RINGING)
1018
00:45:56,824 --> 00:45:58,092
Craig?
1019
00:45:58,192 --> 00:46:01,095
Hey. I tried calling you.
I need you to go to the store.
1020
00:46:01,762 --> 00:46:03,632
I had a nuts day.
1021
00:46:03,732 --> 00:46:04,999
No, honey.
1022
00:46:05,766 --> 00:46:06,834
Tonight,
1023
00:46:06,934 --> 00:46:08,969
it's Austin and Bianca's
housewarming thing.
1024
00:46:09,069 --> 00:46:11,005
I need you to get some things.
1025
00:46:11,372 --> 00:46:12,373
That's tonight?
1026
00:46:12,473 --> 00:46:14,275
Oh, maybe I can borrow
some things from them?
1027
00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:15,809
Do you have their number?
1028
00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:17,311
Uh, yeah, I'll call 'em.
1029
00:46:17,411 --> 00:46:18,747
What do you need?
1030
00:46:18,846 --> 00:46:22,416
Um, I need vanilla extract.
I need brown sugar.
1031
00:46:22,517 --> 00:46:25,553
If they have powdered sugar
that'd be really great.
1032
00:46:25,654 --> 00:46:27,388
(DIALING)
1033
00:46:27,488 --> 00:46:29,123
(DIAL TONE)
1034
00:46:31,191 --> 00:46:33,762
Hey, Austin, what's going on?
1035
00:46:33,861 --> 00:46:36,096
Yeah, yeah. We're about
to head over, actually.
1036
00:46:37,498 --> 00:46:38,700
Oh.
1037
00:46:38,799 --> 00:46:40,568
Oh, for real?
1038
00:46:40,669 --> 00:46:43,404
Oh, that sucks. I'm so sorry.
1039
00:46:43,505 --> 00:46:46,840
Yeah, actually, uh, have a bad
case myself right now.
1040
00:46:48,142 --> 00:46:50,411
No worries at all.
No worries at all.
1041
00:46:50,512 --> 00:46:51,579
Yeah.
1042
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:52,880
Okay, we'll...
1043
00:46:53,682 --> 00:46:55,149
Okay, we'll talk to you soon.
1044
00:46:55,249 --> 00:46:56,250
Bye.
1045
00:46:58,919 --> 00:47:00,254
I guess Bianca came down
1046
00:47:00,354 --> 00:47:02,189
with a really bad case
of diarrhea.
1047
00:47:03,157 --> 00:47:04,191
Oh, God.
1048
00:47:04,291 --> 00:47:05,292
Yeah.
1049
00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:07,595
Maybe I should make her
some chicken broth.
1050
00:47:07,696 --> 00:47:08,797
I wouldn't do that.
1051
00:47:08,896 --> 00:47:10,598
It'd probably just
rip right through her.
1052
00:47:10,699 --> 00:47:12,199
Let's just invite people over.
1053
00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:14,602
Maybe Devin's available.
1054
00:47:15,836 --> 00:47:17,004
Devin?
1055
00:47:19,406 --> 00:47:20,908
Do you ever listen?
1056
00:47:28,550 --> 00:47:30,250
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1057
00:47:53,641 --> 00:47:55,543
Hey. Hey!
1058
00:47:55,643 --> 00:47:57,545
Turn those burners off.
1059
00:47:57,645 --> 00:47:59,279
We're going on an adventure.
1060
00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:01,115
(THUNDER CRASHES)
1061
00:48:03,917 --> 00:48:06,120
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1062
00:48:09,022 --> 00:48:11,225
Craig. Absolutely not.
1063
00:48:18,031 --> 00:48:20,535
CRAIG: This was built in 1837.
1064
00:48:20,635 --> 00:48:23,605
Goes all over the city.
It's called an aqueduct.
1065
00:48:23,705 --> 00:48:24,773
Is this piss?
1066
00:48:24,873 --> 00:48:27,809
Some of it. Wait...
1067
00:48:28,342 --> 00:48:29,644
Yes, this is it. This is it.
1068
00:48:29,744 --> 00:48:31,178
This is it. Yes!
1069
00:48:33,380 --> 00:48:34,649
TAMI: Ugh.
1070
00:48:34,749 --> 00:48:36,316
Oh, my God.
1071
00:48:40,655 --> 00:48:41,422
Are we lost?
1072
00:48:41,523 --> 00:48:43,490
-No, no, no. This way.
-(SQUEAKING)
1073
00:48:45,025 --> 00:48:46,193
Craig, there's a bat.
1074
00:48:46,293 --> 00:48:47,995
-Where?
-Right there!
1075
00:48:48,095 --> 00:48:49,329
CRAIG: All right.
Yeah, let's go this way.
1076
00:48:49,430 --> 00:48:52,065
We're not going that way,
so that's not a problem.
1077
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,836
TAMI: Who showed you this?
1078
00:48:54,935 --> 00:48:57,137
I found it myself. Come on.
1079
00:48:57,237 --> 00:48:58,807
Seriously,
who showed you this place?
1080
00:48:58,907 --> 00:49:01,810
-Was it Austin?
-No, I found it. Come on.
1081
00:49:01,910 --> 00:49:03,110
You go up here
and there's some really...
1082
00:49:03,210 --> 00:49:04,846
-I'm not going up there.
-...beautiful shit...
1083
00:49:04,945 --> 00:49:05,914
I wanna go home!
1084
00:49:06,013 --> 00:49:07,080
Well, the bat's back there.
1085
00:49:07,181 --> 00:49:09,116
I don't wanna walk by
that bat again.
1086
00:49:09,216 --> 00:49:10,552
Come on. There you go.
1087
00:49:10,652 --> 00:49:11,786
There you go. Go, go, go!
1088
00:49:11,886 --> 00:49:13,487
Perfect. Perfect.
1089
00:49:17,224 --> 00:49:18,860
Okay, this is insane.
I wanna go.
1090
00:49:18,959 --> 00:49:20,394
Help me down.
1091
00:49:20,494 --> 00:49:22,095
Christ almighty.
1092
00:49:22,196 --> 00:49:24,331
Can you just
give this a chance?
1093
00:49:24,431 --> 00:49:28,570
You're always complaining
that we don't do anything new.
1094
00:49:28,670 --> 00:49:30,237
Well, we're here now.
1095
00:49:31,171 --> 00:49:34,107
You're healthy
and we're here now.
1096
00:49:35,042 --> 00:49:36,477
So... Jesus!
1097
00:49:36,578 --> 00:49:40,280
Just go ahead and
I'll catch up to you in a sec.
1098
00:49:49,423 --> 00:49:50,424
Thank you.
1099
00:49:51,992 --> 00:49:53,327
Okay.
1100
00:49:55,563 --> 00:49:56,664
(FLASHLIGHT CLATTERS)
1101
00:49:56,764 --> 00:49:59,767
Shit!
1102
00:49:59,868 --> 00:50:01,368
Where the fuck is it?
1103
00:50:01,936 --> 00:50:03,170
Fuck it.
1104
00:50:05,472 --> 00:50:06,574
(GRUNTS LOUDLY)
1105
00:50:09,878 --> 00:50:12,279
Oh, God damn it.
1106
00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:21,656
Don't worry, honey.
We're really close.
1107
00:50:29,496 --> 00:50:30,464
Tami? (ECHOES)
1108
00:50:32,232 --> 00:50:34,301
Tami? (ECHOES)
1109
00:50:34,401 --> 00:50:37,505
Tami, where are you?
Where did you go?
1110
00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:39,373
Tami.
1111
00:50:39,908 --> 00:50:41,441
Tami!
1112
00:50:41,543 --> 00:50:42,610
Tami!
1113
00:50:43,110 --> 00:50:45,780
(YELLS) Tami!
1114
00:50:47,715 --> 00:50:50,083
(WATER DRIPPING)
1115
00:50:52,987 --> 00:50:55,122
-(FOOTSTEPS RUNNING)
-(PANTING)
1116
00:51:00,795 --> 00:51:01,829
(LINE BEEPS)
1117
00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:02,931
OPERATOR:
Please hang up, and...
1118
00:51:03,031 --> 00:51:03,998
No!
1119
00:51:04,097 --> 00:51:06,466
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1120
00:51:07,669 --> 00:51:08,670
My phone!
1121
00:51:08,770 --> 00:51:10,337
Where the fuck is it?
1122
00:51:10,939 --> 00:51:11,906
Fuck!
1123
00:51:12,006 --> 00:51:13,708
(LIGHTER FLICKING)
1124
00:51:16,644 --> 00:51:20,548
Tami!
1125
00:51:25,053 --> 00:51:26,186
STEVIE:
We are currently cruising
1126
00:51:26,286 --> 00:51:27,354
at an altitude of 1,000 feet,
1127
00:51:27,454 --> 00:51:31,091
at an air speed
of 4,100 miles per hour.
1128
00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:32,326
400 miles per hour.
1129
00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:34,028
You make me a little
nervous sometimes.
1130
00:51:34,127 --> 00:51:36,463
Are you still there?
1131
00:51:36,564 --> 00:51:37,932
-Who's in the background?
-(DOOR CLOSES)
1132
00:51:38,032 --> 00:51:39,166
Is that your step-dad? Crazy.
1133
00:51:39,266 --> 00:51:40,467
Oh, okay. Sorry.
Yeah, I was just asking.
1134
00:51:40,568 --> 00:51:42,169
I'll keep going.
(CLEARS THROAT)
1135
00:51:42,269 --> 00:51:44,237
My co-pilot Josh
with us tonight,
1136
00:51:44,338 --> 00:51:46,173
hope you've had a nice
first-class flight with us.
1137
00:51:46,273 --> 00:51:47,508
Uh, the weather is pleasant
1138
00:51:47,609 --> 00:51:49,544
with light turbulence
here and there.
1139
00:51:49,644 --> 00:51:50,578
(MUMBLING)
1140
00:51:50,678 --> 00:51:51,546
I need to use the phone.
1141
00:51:51,646 --> 00:51:53,047
I'm in the middle
of something, let me finish.
1142
00:51:53,146 --> 00:51:54,749
I need to use the phone,
Stevie.
1143
00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:56,684
(DOORBELL RINGS)
1144
00:51:57,852 --> 00:51:58,853
(DOG BARKS)
1145
00:51:59,621 --> 00:52:00,387
(BARKS)
1146
00:52:00,487 --> 00:52:01,990
What the hell is going on?
1147
00:52:02,090 --> 00:52:03,891
-Sir, do you live here?
-CRAIG: Austin?
1148
00:52:05,359 --> 00:52:06,761
How's the party going, bud?
1149
00:52:08,228 --> 00:52:09,864
We had to cancel it
'cause someone broke in.
1150
00:52:09,964 --> 00:52:11,065
Okay. Okay.
1151
00:52:11,164 --> 00:52:13,166
I don't know,
so why don't you tell me, bud?
1152
00:52:13,266 --> 00:52:14,501
What the hell's
going on with him?
1153
00:52:14,602 --> 00:52:16,403
Sir, are you
the primary resident?
1154
00:52:16,504 --> 00:52:17,270
(BARKS)
1155
00:52:17,371 --> 00:52:20,041
Jesus! Yes, I am.
What is this about?
1156
00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:21,375
We had a break-in
down the street.
1157
00:52:21,475 --> 00:52:23,143
The dog picked up a scent
that led us here.
1158
00:52:23,878 --> 00:52:24,679
So you think my house
1159
00:52:24,779 --> 00:52:27,447
got broken into
by the same person? What?
1160
00:52:27,548 --> 00:52:29,182
-You broke into my house!
-Whoa, whoa, wait.
1161
00:52:29,282 --> 00:52:31,151
-OFFICER: Hey!
-Hold him back. Do your job.
1162
00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:32,352
You broke into my house!
1163
00:52:32,452 --> 00:52:34,822
What do I pay taxes for?
Hold him!
1164
00:52:34,922 --> 00:52:37,692
Sir, are you and your sons
the only ones who live here?
1165
00:52:40,728 --> 00:52:42,096
My wife does too.
1166
00:52:42,195 --> 00:52:43,965
-Was she here today?
-She was here all day.
1167
00:52:44,464 --> 00:52:45,933
Well, can we speak to her?
1168
00:52:46,034 --> 00:52:47,467
-She's not here.
-Where is she?
1169
00:52:49,003 --> 00:52:50,404
She's in the sewer.
1170
00:52:51,906 --> 00:52:53,741
What? What'd you say?
1171
00:52:55,175 --> 00:52:57,477
-She's where?
-I said she's in the sewer.
1172
00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:01,415
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1173
00:53:04,919 --> 00:53:06,621
And what happened next?
1174
00:53:06,721 --> 00:53:08,523
We were trying to go
to City Hall.
1175
00:53:08,623 --> 00:53:10,792
You can get there through
the basement. Right?
1176
00:53:10,892 --> 00:53:13,695
(SIGHS) Well, yeah,
but it's... it's tricky.
1177
00:53:13,795 --> 00:53:15,830
Why'd you come down here
on your own?
1178
00:53:15,930 --> 00:53:17,464
Attempted trespassing.
1179
00:53:17,565 --> 00:53:19,734
No, it's not trespassing.
It's adventure.
1180
00:53:19,834 --> 00:53:23,403
I was showing my wife
a fun night. We beat cancer.
1181
00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:25,338
How you doing?
You look really good.
1182
00:53:25,439 --> 00:53:26,674
I know these pipes.
1183
00:53:26,774 --> 00:53:28,241
Do you mind
if I take the lead?
1184
00:53:28,341 --> 00:53:30,578
-You know the pipes?
-AUSTIN: I do.
1185
00:53:30,678 --> 00:53:31,746
I explore.
1186
00:53:31,846 --> 00:53:34,314
Wait, that's trespassing.
That's Penal Code 602.
1187
00:53:34,414 --> 00:53:35,683
All right,
we don't have time for this.
1188
00:53:35,783 --> 00:53:37,685
I need everybody
to meet me on the next level.
1189
00:53:37,785 --> 00:53:38,619
Yeah, I agree.
1190
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:40,420
It's time to practice teamwork
right now.
1191
00:53:40,521 --> 00:53:42,322
Oh, no, just take him in.
1192
00:53:42,422 --> 00:53:44,257
Take me in?
What are you talking about?
1193
00:53:44,357 --> 00:53:47,528
I'm a program manager at
Universal Digital Innovations.
1194
00:53:47,628 --> 00:53:49,262
This fucker showed me
this place.
1195
00:53:49,362 --> 00:53:50,397
He picked the lock.
1196
00:53:50,497 --> 00:53:52,033
We broke into City Hall!
1197
00:53:52,133 --> 00:53:53,735
He called you guys
fucking pigs.
1198
00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:55,502
He called all you guys
fucking pigs!
1199
00:53:55,603 --> 00:53:58,305
-Take it easy.
-You're fucking pigs!
1200
00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,807
CRAIG: Let go!
1201
00:53:59,907 --> 00:54:01,475
(CRAIG YELLING)
1202
00:54:01,576 --> 00:54:03,811
MAN: I'm a bit nervous.
Nervous. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1203
00:54:03,911 --> 00:54:04,879
Fuck, man.
1204
00:54:04,979 --> 00:54:05,980
AUSTIN: Not at all.
1205
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,247
Hey,
I'm a little bit nervous too.
1206
00:54:07,347 --> 00:54:08,850
Nice to meet you, Jason.
1207
00:54:08,950 --> 00:54:10,283
Austin, Channel Three.
1208
00:54:10,383 --> 00:54:12,153
-Okay.
-I appreciate your service.
1209
00:54:12,252 --> 00:54:13,921
Yeah, man. No problem.
1210
00:54:14,021 --> 00:54:15,623
Let me ask you a question.
1211
00:54:15,723 --> 00:54:17,390
You, uh, mind if we get
a picture together?
1212
00:54:17,491 --> 00:54:18,492
AUSTIN: Of course.
JASON: Yeah?
1213
00:54:18,593 --> 00:54:20,360
-All right. Be right back.
-All right.
1214
00:54:20,862 --> 00:54:21,829
(JASON LAUGHS)
1215
00:54:28,102 --> 00:54:29,103
This is...
1216
00:54:29,203 --> 00:54:31,438
This is literally
the last thing I need.
1217
00:54:31,539 --> 00:54:34,175
Do you have any idea
how much pressure it is
1218
00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:35,777
to be on morning news?
1219
00:54:35,877 --> 00:54:36,711
No, of course you don't.
1220
00:54:36,811 --> 00:54:38,311
You don't
because you're a child.
1221
00:54:38,411 --> 00:54:39,479
You're just a boy.
1222
00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:41,549
Come on, Austin. I'm a man.
1223
00:54:41,649 --> 00:54:43,551
Do you have any idea
the kind of stress I'm under?
1224
00:54:43,651 --> 00:54:46,353
It's cutthroat
and they're so mean to me.
1225
00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:47,922
Go back to night.
1226
00:54:48,022 --> 00:54:49,657
I can't!
That position is filled,
1227
00:54:49,757 --> 00:54:52,193
Jerry Pulmas is in it,
and he's good.
1228
00:54:52,292 --> 00:54:53,393
So I'm stuck.
1229
00:54:53,493 --> 00:54:54,929
Plus, they made me
quit my band.
1230
00:54:55,029 --> 00:54:56,097
They said it was a bad look.
1231
00:54:56,197 --> 00:54:58,633
Ah... shit, man.
You guys rock.
1232
00:54:58,733 --> 00:55:01,135
You could've been
a little more punk, though.
1233
00:55:01,235 --> 00:55:02,970
Just get outta my life.
(GROANS)
1234
00:55:03,070 --> 00:55:04,071
Oh, piss!
1235
00:55:04,806 --> 00:55:05,773
Fuck!
1236
00:55:09,177 --> 00:55:10,745
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1237
00:55:12,213 --> 00:55:13,514
(BREATH TREMBLES)
1238
00:55:16,383 --> 00:55:17,618
(WHIMPERS)
1239
00:55:19,253 --> 00:55:20,588
Shit. Shit.
1240
00:55:21,889 --> 00:55:22,890
(GROANS)
1241
00:55:24,058 --> 00:55:25,626
There. Is it good? Is it good?
1242
00:55:26,027 --> 00:55:26,994
Yeah.
1243
00:55:27,494 --> 00:55:28,930
-What?
-Yeah.
1244
00:55:30,298 --> 00:55:31,632
What? Do I...
1245
00:55:31,732 --> 00:55:33,000
Yeah.
1246
00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:35,703
JASON: See, fellas,
told you it's him. (LAUGHS)
1247
00:55:35,803 --> 00:55:37,271
Okay,
let's get the selfie now.
1248
00:55:37,370 --> 00:55:39,140
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1249
00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:41,275
(CHUCKLES) All right.
All right.
1250
00:55:41,374 --> 00:55:42,844
-Over here.
-Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
1251
00:55:42,944 --> 00:55:44,545
Right in the middle.
Let's do this.
1252
00:55:44,645 --> 00:55:46,247
By the way,
my mom loves you, man.
1253
00:55:46,346 --> 00:55:47,480
-Aww!
-She watches every day.
1254
00:55:47,582 --> 00:55:48,883
Aww. Tell her thank you.
1255
00:55:48,983 --> 00:55:50,117
I appreciate that.
1256
00:56:05,266 --> 00:56:06,534
Steven?
1257
00:56:08,368 --> 00:56:09,937
(TOILET FLUSHES)
1258
00:56:12,940 --> 00:56:13,975
Hi.
1259
00:56:17,444 --> 00:56:19,614
-Hi.
-Hello.
1260
00:56:20,848 --> 00:56:21,849
AUSTIN: Hi.
1261
00:56:24,518 --> 00:56:26,220
Replaced your mother
already, huh?
1262
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:27,855
Sorry, just messing around.
1263
00:56:27,955 --> 00:56:29,523
Congratulations.
1264
00:56:29,924 --> 00:56:31,125
Any news?
1265
00:56:31,826 --> 00:56:33,928
Everybody's looking for her,
all right?
1266
00:56:34,629 --> 00:56:36,264
You gonna go to school?
1267
00:56:36,364 --> 00:56:37,832
My mother's missing.
1268
00:56:38,299 --> 00:56:39,667
Are you going to work?
1269
00:56:40,801 --> 00:56:41,802
I have to.
1270
00:56:42,837 --> 00:56:44,672
You should be out there
looking for her.
1271
00:56:46,274 --> 00:56:47,474
(SCOFFS)
1272
00:56:50,511 --> 00:56:52,680
(PHONE RINGING)
1273
00:56:54,382 --> 00:56:55,917
(PHONE RINGING)
1274
00:56:57,985 --> 00:56:58,953
Hold on.
1275
00:57:01,322 --> 00:57:03,090
Sorry about that.
Tami's Florals.
1276
00:57:04,558 --> 00:57:05,927
Oh, wow. Yeah.
1277
00:57:06,027 --> 00:57:08,062
Uh, she's actually never done
a bar mitzvah before.
1278
00:57:08,162 --> 00:57:09,664
So let me get your info here.
1279
00:57:18,139 --> 00:57:19,740
(RECEIVER CLATTERS)
1280
00:57:23,544 --> 00:57:24,545
WOMAN: (ON PHONE) Hello?
1281
00:57:24,645 --> 00:57:25,880
(CRAIG CRYING)
1282
00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:26,747
Hello?
1283
00:57:26,847 --> 00:57:28,082
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
1284
00:57:33,554 --> 00:57:35,488
(SOBBING)
1285
00:57:38,392 --> 00:57:39,727
AUSTIN: (OVER PHONE)
Craig. Um...
1286
00:57:39,827 --> 00:57:41,762
I'm really sorry
about this Tami situation.
1287
00:57:41,862 --> 00:57:45,166
I can't help but feel
some sort of blame for this.
1288
00:57:45,266 --> 00:57:48,302
CRAIG: Oh. No, it's...
it's okay. It's all right.
1289
00:57:48,736 --> 00:57:50,771
AUSTIN: Also, um...
1290
00:57:51,405 --> 00:57:53,874
Last night is our secret,
right?
1291
00:57:53,975 --> 00:57:56,444
I mean, I could lose it all
if that leaks out.
1292
00:57:56,544 --> 00:57:58,079
Yeah, man. It's our secret.
1293
00:57:58,179 --> 00:57:59,146
I trust you.
1294
00:58:01,415 --> 00:58:03,150
-I trust you too.
-Be well.
1295
00:58:03,250 --> 00:58:04,652
You be well as well.
1296
00:58:06,287 --> 00:58:09,123
What do people want more than
anything in the whole world?
1297
00:58:10,758 --> 00:58:12,126
A good relationship.
1298
00:58:12,460 --> 00:58:13,427
So I propose,
1299
00:58:13,527 --> 00:58:16,097
we don't frame you
as a politician.
1300
00:58:17,231 --> 00:58:19,734
We frame you as a friend.
1301
00:58:19,834 --> 00:58:22,303
Digital applications
will make it so people
1302
00:58:22,403 --> 00:58:24,305
can interact
with their new friend.
1303
00:58:24,405 --> 00:58:25,639
You.
1304
00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:29,377
The trick is, you gotta
get these people...
1305
00:58:29,477 --> 00:58:31,012
What the fuck is it?
1306
00:58:31,112 --> 00:58:32,113
(INSPIRING MUSIC PLAYING)
1307
00:58:35,816 --> 00:58:38,152
Uh, the trick
with these things
1308
00:58:38,252 --> 00:58:39,387
is you gotta give people
1309
00:58:39,487 --> 00:58:41,555
the illusion
of self-expression.
1310
00:58:41,655 --> 00:58:42,857
That's all these people have.
1311
00:58:42,957 --> 00:58:44,458
And that is
definitely, definitely
1312
00:58:44,592 --> 00:58:46,093
something that we can
build off of.
1313
00:58:46,193 --> 00:58:47,461
Craig, thank you.
1314
00:58:47,561 --> 00:58:48,729
I've also asked Ian here
1315
00:58:48,829 --> 00:58:50,931
to put together
a second pitch. Ian?
1316
00:58:51,032 --> 00:58:52,500
-Yeah. Hey, thank you, Craig.
-Yeah.
1317
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:53,768
Great.
1318
00:58:57,772 --> 00:59:01,375
IAN: So...
piggy-backing off that,
1319
00:59:01,475 --> 00:59:03,577
why don't we flip this thing
on its head?
1320
00:59:03,677 --> 00:59:05,980
Mayor Seth Nichols. Superhero.
1321
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,082
-(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
-(MR. MENDOZA LAUGHS)
1322
00:59:08,182 --> 00:59:09,083
I look like a Marvel.
1323
00:59:09,183 --> 00:59:11,485
-(MEN CHUCKLE)
-Like Hulk, remember him?
1324
00:59:11,585 --> 00:59:13,587
IAN: You wanna know
what this looks like?
1325
00:59:14,523 --> 00:59:15,923
Another four years.
1326
00:59:16,023 --> 00:59:17,625
(MEN CHUCKLE)
1327
00:59:17,725 --> 00:59:20,828
Yeah, I just had
a great moment of inspiration.
1328
00:59:21,462 --> 00:59:22,730
This might be it.
1329
00:59:23,664 --> 00:59:24,865
How about this?
1330
00:59:25,499 --> 00:59:27,101
Mayor Nichols.
1331
00:59:27,201 --> 00:59:29,870
Coward. Pig. Fuck.
1332
00:59:29,970 --> 00:59:31,839
Uh, his wife is missing, sir.
1333
00:59:31,939 --> 00:59:34,675
You only care about yourself,
you sack of shit.
1334
00:59:34,775 --> 00:59:36,444
You don't care about the city.
1335
00:59:36,545 --> 00:59:38,079
I had to go to war
with the city
1336
00:59:38,179 --> 00:59:39,046
to put in a speed bump.
1337
00:59:39,146 --> 00:59:40,481
I'm gonna beat
the fucking shit out of you.
1338
00:59:40,581 --> 00:59:42,116
-No, no, no!
-You motherfucker.
1339
00:59:42,216 --> 00:59:43,217
Get the fuck off me!
1340
00:59:43,317 --> 00:59:44,685
-I'm gonna beat the shit...
-Let's get him out.
1341
00:59:44,785 --> 00:59:47,655
Don't pick me up, Ian.
This is embarrassing.
1342
00:59:47,755 --> 00:59:49,757
Do not...
Watch out for my chair!
1343
00:59:49,857 --> 00:59:50,991
Watch out for my chair!
1344
00:59:51,092 --> 00:59:52,760
Ah! I'm gonna beat
the shit outta you!
1345
00:59:52,860 --> 00:59:54,128
-MENDOZA: Get him out!
-No!
1346
00:59:54,228 --> 00:59:56,063
-(WATER SPLASHES)
-Oh, you spilled that water.
1347
00:59:56,163 --> 00:59:57,031
You spilled water.
1348
00:59:57,131 --> 00:59:58,632
-(MAN YELLING)
-(MEN LAUGHING)
1349
00:59:58,732 --> 01:00:00,569
If it was you
actually doing it,
1350
01:00:00,668 --> 01:00:02,236
I would be afraid.
But he's all like...
1351
01:00:02,336 --> 01:00:03,704
(MAKING FERAL NOISES)
1352
01:00:03,804 --> 01:00:06,340
-MAN: Yeah.
-(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
1353
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,542
MENDOZA: Craig.
1354
01:00:07,641 --> 01:00:08,976
Craig, get your stuff.
1355
01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:12,379
-Right now.
-I was joking around.
1356
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,315
-Craig, leave.
-(PHONE RINGS)
1357
01:00:16,150 --> 01:00:16,951
Craig Waterman.
1358
01:00:17,051 --> 01:00:19,653
Craig, Detective Persons here.
1359
01:00:20,187 --> 01:00:21,155
We found Tami.
1360
01:00:23,491 --> 01:00:25,759
Is she... alive?
1361
01:00:26,827 --> 01:00:28,129
(SIREN WAILING)
1362
01:00:28,229 --> 01:00:29,997
(CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1363
01:00:34,435 --> 01:00:35,669
-Here, Mom.
-Thank you.
1364
01:00:35,769 --> 01:00:37,238
It's hot, be careful.
1365
01:00:37,338 --> 01:00:39,140
(CHORAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
1366
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,241
(KISSES)
1367
01:01:00,629 --> 01:01:01,596
Blasting the heat.
1368
01:01:01,695 --> 01:01:03,797
It's so fucking hot in here.
1369
01:01:08,702 --> 01:01:09,937
What tea did Stevie give you?
1370
01:01:10,037 --> 01:01:12,740
Is that... that apple berry?
1371
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,910
It's really good
right after a bite of fudge.
1372
01:01:18,045 --> 01:01:19,780
I'm going to get dressed.
1373
01:01:21,015 --> 01:01:23,184
We have people
coming over tomorrow.
1374
01:01:28,689 --> 01:01:29,890
What people?
1375
01:01:29,990 --> 01:01:31,292
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1376
01:01:31,392 --> 01:01:32,893
MAN: Hey, welcome back, Tami.
WOMAN: Welcome back, Tami!
1377
01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:34,663
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1378
01:01:34,762 --> 01:01:36,764
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)
1379
01:01:44,805 --> 01:01:46,006
(DOOR OPENS)
1380
01:01:48,976 --> 01:01:50,077
Oh, hey, I'm sorry.
1381
01:01:50,177 --> 01:01:52,614
Is, uh, is there
a bathroom around?
1382
01:01:52,713 --> 01:01:53,847
-CRAIG: Hey.
-Hey, man.
1383
01:01:53,948 --> 01:01:55,449
You're the husband, right?
1384
01:01:55,550 --> 01:01:56,850
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm Craig Waterman.
1385
01:01:56,951 --> 01:01:58,385
-This is my house.
-Oh, cool, cool.
1386
01:01:58,485 --> 01:01:59,453
The bathroom's right there.
1387
01:01:59,554 --> 01:02:01,355
Oh, awesome. Thanks. Yeah.
1388
01:02:01,455 --> 01:02:02,524
Dude. Cool drums, man.
1389
01:02:02,624 --> 01:02:03,592
Oh, thank you, man.
1390
01:02:03,692 --> 01:02:04,892
Yeah, these things
are fucking awesome.
1391
01:02:04,992 --> 01:02:06,794
You don't see
a lot of green drums.
1392
01:02:06,894 --> 01:02:08,395
You know what I mean,
kind of like '70's type.
1393
01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:10,665
'70's. That's what I was
going for, '70's vibe.
1394
01:02:10,764 --> 01:02:12,299
-That's a cool decade.
-Very cool.
1395
01:02:12,399 --> 01:02:13,867
Got a lot of good music.
A lot of good music.
1396
01:02:13,968 --> 01:02:15,135
A lot of good music.
A lot of good music.
1397
01:02:15,236 --> 01:02:17,338
Yeah. Economically,
could've been better.
1398
01:02:17,438 --> 01:02:19,773
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1399
01:02:19,873 --> 01:02:21,809
-Absolutely. Yeah.
-Yeah.
1400
01:02:21,909 --> 01:02:23,612
But we came back.
1401
01:02:23,712 --> 01:02:27,214
Hey, I gotta ask you, man.
How does it feel?
1402
01:02:27,314 --> 01:02:28,583
Oh, to have Tami back?
1403
01:02:28,683 --> 01:02:31,952
It's honestly, uh,
an incredible relief.
1404
01:02:32,052 --> 01:02:34,288
No, how does it feel
to ditch your wife?
1405
01:02:36,658 --> 01:02:37,692
You can't use
my fucking toilet.
1406
01:02:37,825 --> 01:02:38,926
You know what I would do?
1407
01:02:39,026 --> 01:02:41,696
I... I look at your wife
and I say, "Oh, my God.
1408
01:02:41,795 --> 01:02:42,731
"I would love to just even be
1409
01:02:42,830 --> 01:02:44,798
"a non-sexual partner
with her."
1410
01:02:44,898 --> 01:02:45,899
You know what I mean?
1411
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,134
In business
or something like that.
1412
01:02:47,234 --> 01:02:49,436
And I would never say,
"Hey, come into a sewer
1413
01:02:49,537 --> 01:02:51,005
"so I can...
fucking kill you."
1414
01:02:51,105 --> 01:02:52,773
I didn't try and kill her
in the sewer.
1415
01:02:52,873 --> 01:02:55,142
-It was an adventure.
-You should be dead!
1416
01:02:55,242 --> 01:02:56,745
-You shouldn't even be alive.
-You... Fucking...
1417
01:02:56,844 --> 01:02:58,212
You don't even know me,
get the fuck outta here!
1418
01:02:58,312 --> 01:02:59,980
-(SPITS)
-Hey! Hey! Don't do that!
1419
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,517
Fuck you!
You fucking piece of shit!
1420
01:03:02,617 --> 01:03:04,653
She's so beautiful!
1421
01:03:04,753 --> 01:03:06,854
-Get the fuck outta my garage!
-Fuck you!
1422
01:03:06,954 --> 01:03:09,123
Fuck you, you psycho!
Who are you?
1423
01:03:09,223 --> 01:03:10,257
(DOOR SLAMS)
1424
01:03:17,398 --> 01:03:19,433
(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
1425
01:03:21,502 --> 01:03:23,203
(LIVELY CHATTER)
1426
01:03:30,745 --> 01:03:31,746
Excuse me.
1427
01:03:31,845 --> 01:03:32,813
(TAPPING)
1428
01:03:32,913 --> 01:03:34,281
Excuse me.
1429
01:03:34,381 --> 01:03:35,916
-Hey!
-(SILENCE)
1430
01:03:36,016 --> 01:03:39,320
Sorry about that.
Uh... just, uh...
1431
01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:41,889
wanted to give a little
speech to the, um,
1432
01:03:41,989 --> 01:03:45,225
the guest of honor,
my wife Tami Waterman.
1433
01:03:46,026 --> 01:03:47,595
When we went to those tunnels,
1434
01:03:48,530 --> 01:03:49,496
it was for adventure.
1435
01:03:49,597 --> 01:03:51,065
You know, most people think
getting dessert
1436
01:03:51,165 --> 01:03:52,933
at Spaghetti Freddy's is wild.
1437
01:03:53,033 --> 01:03:56,203
Well, Tami and I do things
a little bit differently.
1438
01:03:56,870 --> 01:03:59,139
And, uh, this one, just...
1439
01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:00,575
this one got away from us.
1440
01:04:00,675 --> 01:04:04,011
But here we are.
On the edge of life.
1441
01:04:04,679 --> 01:04:05,879
And the view...
1442
01:04:06,681 --> 01:04:08,516
is absolutely gorgeous.
1443
01:04:08,616 --> 01:04:09,617
To Tami.
1444
01:04:09,718 --> 01:04:10,819
-(APPLAUSE)
-GUESTS: Tami.
1445
01:04:10,918 --> 01:04:12,486
Thank you.
1446
01:04:12,587 --> 01:04:14,589
Austin. Austin.
1447
01:04:14,689 --> 01:04:15,889
Look, I got up here.
1448
01:04:15,989 --> 01:04:18,225
Come on, you should get
up here if you wanna talk.
1449
01:04:19,426 --> 01:04:22,463
MAN: Since we're
doing toasts, um...
1450
01:04:22,564 --> 01:04:25,567
Man, my heart is overflowing
with relief
1451
01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:27,134
that one of
the brightest souls
1452
01:04:27,234 --> 01:04:29,937
in this dark world
is still with us.
1453
01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:31,138
When she was lost,
1454
01:04:31,238 --> 01:04:33,641
I was like a caveman
who lost his fire.
1455
01:04:33,742 --> 01:04:34,743
No pun intended.
1456
01:04:34,843 --> 01:04:35,810
(GUESTS LAUGH)
1457
01:04:35,909 --> 01:04:37,010
This is a special woman
right here.
1458
01:04:37,111 --> 01:04:38,879
She's a... she's a warrior.
She's a healer.
1459
01:04:38,979 --> 01:04:40,347
She's a...
1460
01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:43,317
a mother, um...
1461
01:04:44,151 --> 01:04:46,086
Me and my crew was up
all night looking for her.
1462
01:04:46,186 --> 01:04:47,589
I'm just so lucky
that she's safe, you know,
1463
01:04:47,689 --> 01:04:49,657
because I don't know
what I would be without you.
1464
01:04:49,758 --> 01:04:51,392
-(TAMI CHUCKLES)
-To Tami Pinto.
1465
01:04:51,492 --> 01:04:54,395
Uh, Tami Waterman.
It's actually Tami Waterman,
1466
01:04:54,495 --> 01:04:56,531
for 16 years.
That's my best friend.
1467
01:04:56,631 --> 01:04:59,967
I just wanna thank you
all so much for coming.
1468
01:05:00,067 --> 01:05:02,871
You are all like my family.
1469
01:05:02,970 --> 01:05:04,905
You're my friends, but really,
you're my family.
1470
01:05:05,005 --> 01:05:06,273
Okay, this has turned into
1471
01:05:06,373 --> 01:05:07,675
a little bit
of a free for all.
1472
01:05:07,776 --> 01:05:09,778
Uh, if you wanna talk...
1473
01:05:09,878 --> 01:05:11,746
uh, please get on the chair.
1474
01:05:11,846 --> 01:05:13,247
And you can form a line here
1475
01:05:13,347 --> 01:05:15,115
by the dips and spreads. Okay?
1476
01:05:15,215 --> 01:05:17,951
You know what? We should
maybe even kick it up a notch.
1477
01:05:18,051 --> 01:05:19,353
Let's kick it up a notch, huh?
1478
01:05:19,453 --> 01:05:21,823
How about a parade?
Wouldn't that be fun?
1479
01:05:21,922 --> 01:05:24,091
A parade for Tami.
Come on, folks!
1480
01:05:24,191 --> 01:05:26,661
(IMITATING MARCHING BAND)
1481
01:05:28,061 --> 01:05:29,196
Come on, Tami.
1482
01:05:29,296 --> 01:05:31,800
(imitating marching band)
1483
01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:33,601
People are gonna say,
what the fuck--
1484
01:05:33,701 --> 01:05:35,603
Uh, my name's Patton.
1485
01:05:35,703 --> 01:05:37,371
Um, I just wanna get up here.
1486
01:05:37,471 --> 01:05:41,442
(CHUCKLES) Uh, I'm so like,
suddenly so nervous. Um...
1487
01:05:41,543 --> 01:05:43,611
(IMITATING MARCHING BAND)
1488
01:05:43,711 --> 01:05:45,279
Come on, everybody!
1489
01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,617
Fucking little rats.
1490
01:05:55,222 --> 01:05:57,291
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1491
01:06:11,773 --> 01:06:14,174
PATTON: We're just so happy
that you made it out
1492
01:06:14,274 --> 01:06:16,043
and, uh, the world's
a better place.
1493
01:06:16,143 --> 01:06:17,812
I'll leave you guys with this.
1494
01:06:17,912 --> 01:06:19,446
We should still be
in Afghanistan
1495
01:06:19,547 --> 01:06:21,883
and I don't know why
we pulled out
1496
01:06:21,982 --> 01:06:23,050
in the way we did,
1497
01:06:23,150 --> 01:06:24,451
-it was a shame.
-(GUESTS CLAPPING)
1498
01:06:43,571 --> 01:06:45,673
AUSTIN ON TV:
Hey there, and welcome back.
1499
01:06:45,773 --> 01:06:47,675
We are very lucky today.
1500
01:06:47,775 --> 01:06:49,009
Joining us now...
1501
01:06:49,109 --> 01:06:50,979
CRAIG: Hey, Stevie.
Where's your mom?
1502
01:06:51,078 --> 01:06:52,947
Let's take a look at
that seven-day forecast.
1503
01:06:53,046 --> 01:06:56,049
And... Whoa!
Look at all that sun.
1504
01:06:57,284 --> 01:06:58,385
It is on the way.
1505
01:06:58,485 --> 01:07:00,254
It is absolutely on the way.
1506
01:07:00,354 --> 01:07:01,288
Whoa!
1507
01:07:01,388 --> 01:07:02,891
Did you just nut your OVDs?
1508
01:07:02,991 --> 01:07:05,158
Come on, Stevie.
I didn't nut my OVDs.
1509
01:07:05,259 --> 01:07:06,995
Take a picture,
your mom's on the TV.
1510
01:07:07,094 --> 01:07:08,295
It's okay.
1511
01:07:08,395 --> 01:07:10,397
-And that means a storm is...
-Heading out.
1512
01:07:10,497 --> 01:07:11,966
That's right.
It's heading out.
1513
01:07:12,065 --> 01:07:13,233
It is heading out.
1514
01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,903
-You are doing a terrific job.
- (CHUCKLES) No.
1515
01:07:15,003 --> 01:07:16,436
I tell ya. Are we hiring?
1516
01:07:16,538 --> 01:07:17,539
(TAMI CHUCKLES)
1517
01:07:17,639 --> 01:07:18,573
'Cause I think we've got
a candidate right here.
1518
01:07:18,673 --> 01:07:19,674
Oh, no.
1519
01:07:19,774 --> 01:07:21,509
Thank you, Austin and Tami.
1520
01:07:21,609 --> 01:07:24,311
Back with much more
after this.
1521
01:07:24,411 --> 01:07:27,682
Oh, I love this commercial.
This guy's really funny.
1522
01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:30,018
Hey. I got the day off.
1523
01:07:30,117 --> 01:07:32,152
Wanna do something?
Go to Rick's Bar?
1524
01:07:32,252 --> 01:07:35,155
Rick's Bar?
It's 7:30 in the morning.
1525
01:07:35,255 --> 01:07:36,223
And we're 16.
1526
01:07:36,323 --> 01:07:38,726
(COMMERCIAL PLAYING ON TV)
1527
01:07:38,826 --> 01:07:42,129
Oh, you can have my drums.
They're yours now.
1528
01:07:42,229 --> 01:07:44,164
Thank you.
I gotta go to school.
1529
01:07:44,264 --> 01:07:46,266
Um, you ready?
1530
01:07:49,003 --> 01:07:50,738
Thanks for the baked potato.
1531
01:07:51,338 --> 01:07:52,172
Yep.
1532
01:07:52,272 --> 01:07:54,042
Didn't even know you had it.
(SNIFFLES)
1533
01:07:54,141 --> 01:07:56,343
(AUSTIN AND TAMI
CONVERSE INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
1534
01:07:57,679 --> 01:08:00,080
So just keep
peeling them back.
1535
01:08:00,180 --> 01:08:01,148
Okay.
1536
01:08:01,248 --> 01:08:02,316
You know,
as many as you'd like.
1537
01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:03,818
Oh, I feel so...
I'm a little nervous.
1538
01:08:03,918 --> 01:08:04,886
Are you?
1539
01:08:04,986 --> 01:08:06,286
I'mma say
I'm a little nervous.
1540
01:08:06,386 --> 01:08:07,622
It does look like you're
shaking just a little bit.
1541
01:08:07,722 --> 01:08:09,791
Just a little bit. Just
a little bit. I know that.
1542
01:08:09,891 --> 01:08:11,059
I had a banana this morning
1543
01:08:11,158 --> 01:08:12,527
and I'm afraid
I'm gonna overdo it.
1544
01:08:12,627 --> 01:08:13,861
(TAMI LAUGHS)
1545
01:08:13,962 --> 01:08:15,329
TAMI: You're too funny.
1546
01:08:15,429 --> 01:08:17,364
So, I just want you
to take a look
1547
01:08:17,464 --> 01:08:19,667
right here
at this gorgeous flower.
1548
01:08:20,602 --> 01:08:21,669
Wow.
1549
01:08:21,769 --> 01:08:24,471
Tell me. Doesn't it look like
an artist painted that?
1550
01:08:24,572 --> 01:08:26,273
(CHUCKLES)
Okay, you know what?
1551
01:08:26,373 --> 01:08:27,909
You just gave me goosebumps.
1552
01:08:28,009 --> 01:08:29,677
I love how you see the world.
1553
01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:32,880
I love how you see the world.
1554
01:08:32,981 --> 01:08:34,716
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1555
01:08:36,249 --> 01:08:38,553
(LINE RINGING)
1556
01:08:41,823 --> 01:08:43,858
(PHONE RINGING)
1557
01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:50,497
VOICEMAIL:
You've reached Tami's Florals.
1558
01:08:50,598 --> 01:08:52,366
Leave a message
and I'll get back to you.
1559
01:08:52,466 --> 01:08:54,969
-(VOICEMAIL BEEPS)
-Hey, honey, it's me again.
1560
01:08:55,069 --> 01:08:57,605
Craig. Craig Waterman.
(CHUCKLES)
1561
01:08:58,205 --> 01:09:00,008
Said my fucking
last name to you.
1562
01:09:00,108 --> 01:09:01,274
(CHUCKLES)
1563
01:09:01,375 --> 01:09:03,611
Uh, sorry. I've already
had a few boots to drink,
1564
01:09:03,711 --> 01:09:04,779
to be honest with you.
1565
01:09:04,879 --> 01:09:06,948
-Um...
-(TOILET FLUSHES)
1566
01:09:07,048 --> 01:09:09,517
I... I made us a reservation.
1567
01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:13,087
Under the last name Fudge.
1568
01:09:13,186 --> 01:09:15,523
So we're gonna have to show up
and say, uh,
1569
01:09:15,623 --> 01:09:16,423
we're the Fudges.
1570
01:09:16,524 --> 01:09:18,693
Okay. Call me at Rick's Bar.
1571
01:09:18,793 --> 01:09:19,761
Love ya.
1572
01:09:19,861 --> 01:09:21,696
-(SLAMS RECEIVER)
-(SCOFFS)
1573
01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:39,947
(DOOR OPENS)
1574
01:09:41,049 --> 01:09:43,084
-Honey? Hey.
-(DOOR CLOSES)
1575
01:09:43,183 --> 01:09:44,351
I was worried about you.
1576
01:09:44,451 --> 01:09:45,987
Come on, let's go to dinner.
1577
01:09:46,087 --> 01:09:48,089
I told you
I had plans tonight.
1578
01:09:48,188 --> 01:09:49,791
You did?
1579
01:09:49,891 --> 01:09:51,425
Was that someone else?
1580
01:09:52,392 --> 01:09:54,028
I sent you a voicemail too.
1581
01:09:54,128 --> 01:09:56,263
I made us
a little reservation.
1582
01:09:56,363 --> 01:09:58,766
I'm fine to just order in too,
if you want.
1583
01:09:59,299 --> 01:10:00,367
How was your day?
1584
01:10:00,467 --> 01:10:02,804
TAMI: (CHUCKLES)
It was amazing.
1585
01:10:02,904 --> 01:10:04,271
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1586
01:10:04,371 --> 01:10:06,574
Yeah, I saw...
I saw you chatting up
1587
01:10:06,674 --> 01:10:09,110
with everybody
on the idiot box.
1588
01:10:09,209 --> 01:10:11,445
My heart is still racing.
1589
01:10:12,279 --> 01:10:14,582
I met so many great people.
1590
01:10:14,682 --> 01:10:15,650
Austin.
1591
01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:17,618
So sweet.
1592
01:10:17,719 --> 01:10:18,786
Yeah.
1593
01:10:18,886 --> 01:10:20,822
You looked so good on there.
1594
01:10:20,922 --> 01:10:22,355
You looked beautiful.
1595
01:10:23,691 --> 01:10:25,560
Oh, I think I might...
I'm think I might try
1596
01:10:25,660 --> 01:10:28,563
to make those biscuits
I made... tomorrow too.
1597
01:10:28,663 --> 01:10:31,632
You're wearing, like,
a perfume?
1598
01:10:31,733 --> 01:10:32,967
It's a cologne.
1599
01:10:33,067 --> 01:10:34,001
Huh.
1600
01:10:34,102 --> 01:10:35,103
Yeah, it's a cologne.
1601
01:10:35,203 --> 01:10:37,605
(PHONE BUZZING)
1602
01:10:45,813 --> 01:10:46,814
Hi.
1603
01:10:47,548 --> 01:10:49,316
Uh-huh. Okay. (GIGGLES)
1604
01:10:49,817 --> 01:10:50,818
Okay. Bye, hun.
1605
01:10:53,121 --> 01:10:54,421
Wrong number?
1606
01:10:55,123 --> 01:10:56,323
(CHUCKLES)
1607
01:10:57,424 --> 01:10:58,425
If we're gonna go to dinner,
1608
01:10:58,526 --> 01:11:00,628
we should probably
go right now.
1609
01:11:00,728 --> 01:11:02,597
I have... I have a dinner
with the TV people.
1610
01:11:02,697 --> 01:11:04,132
They're gonna be here
any minute.
1611
01:11:04,766 --> 01:11:07,602
Well, is there room
for one more?
1612
01:11:08,468 --> 01:11:10,004
I didn't know you were free.
1613
01:11:10,104 --> 01:11:11,706
Yes, I'm free.
Of course I'm free.
1614
01:11:11,806 --> 01:11:12,807
I'm always free.
1615
01:11:14,742 --> 01:11:16,177
And, you know,
1616
01:11:16,276 --> 01:11:17,912
you wouldn't be a big TV star
1617
01:11:18,012 --> 01:11:20,915
if I didn't take you
to that little cool place.
1618
01:11:23,751 --> 01:11:24,752
Mmm-hmm.
1619
01:11:24,852 --> 01:11:25,953
Okay.
1620
01:11:26,053 --> 01:11:27,354
Sorry.
1621
01:11:33,661 --> 01:11:34,629
I...
1622
01:11:35,096 --> 01:11:36,296
(CHUCKLES)
1623
01:11:37,532 --> 01:11:40,300
I had an orgasm
in the sewer system.
1624
01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:53,915
That's great.
1625
01:11:54,015 --> 01:11:56,449
-Yeah.
-That's great.
1626
01:11:56,551 --> 01:11:58,786
Congratulations.
That's really good.
1627
01:12:02,890 --> 01:12:03,891
How?
1628
01:12:06,194 --> 01:12:07,862
I was just, you know,
1629
01:12:08,763 --> 01:12:11,098
sitting there in the dark
and, uh...
1630
01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:16,037
I had this... realization.
1631
01:12:17,605 --> 01:12:19,941
And then this release.
1632
01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:22,610
And boom. Just, uh...
1633
01:12:23,544 --> 01:12:25,613
my whole, my whole body
was vibrating.
1634
01:12:25,713 --> 01:12:26,747
I mean...
1635
01:12:29,250 --> 01:12:30,417
Wow.
1636
01:12:31,219 --> 01:12:32,452
It wasn't as fun for me.
1637
01:12:32,553 --> 01:12:35,355
I just lost my phone and
I got arrested by the pigs.
1638
01:12:37,291 --> 01:12:38,425
You know,
1639
01:12:38,526 --> 01:12:41,095
that my mom never left
my narcissistic dad.
1640
01:12:42,263 --> 01:12:44,431
I'm not gonna
let that happen to me.
1641
01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:48,401
I'm gonna go stay
in Devin's pool house.
1642
01:12:49,337 --> 01:12:51,706
Until I can find a place
of my own.
1643
01:12:57,678 --> 01:12:58,646
Who?
1644
01:13:07,922 --> 01:13:09,891
(COSMIC BY MY FRIENDS
CALL ME MEL PLAYING)
1645
01:13:10,758 --> 01:13:12,693
♪ There you are again ♪
1646
01:13:12,793 --> 01:13:16,631
♪ In the corner
Of a cold dead night ♪
1647
01:13:16,731 --> 01:13:17,932
(POP MUSIC CONTINUES
OVER SPEAKERS)
1648
01:13:18,032 --> 01:13:19,432
ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS)
Become a hero,
1649
01:13:19,533 --> 01:13:21,102
with the new Zenith
mobile Hero Plan.
1650
01:13:21,202 --> 01:13:23,503
Ask your store representative
how they can help you
1651
01:13:23,604 --> 01:13:25,373
on your journey to greatness.
1652
01:13:25,472 --> 01:13:27,108
I was able to get you
the last one.
1653
01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:28,542
CRAIG: Oh.
1654
01:13:28,643 --> 01:13:31,245
Did you wanna do another
Mars Rover case with that?
1655
01:13:31,345 --> 01:13:32,947
Yeah. Um...
1656
01:13:37,952 --> 01:13:41,488
I want something
a little stronger than beer.
1657
01:13:41,589 --> 01:13:43,524
Last time I was here,
you said you'd give me
1658
01:13:43,624 --> 01:13:45,425
something that's stronger.
1659
01:13:47,161 --> 01:13:48,229
Ramon.
1660
01:13:48,562 --> 01:13:49,797
I'm on break.
1661
01:13:50,898 --> 01:13:51,899
Come with me.
1662
01:13:54,368 --> 01:13:56,237
My name's Tony,
but when my hair's down,
1663
01:13:56,337 --> 01:13:57,705
people call me T-Boy.
1664
01:13:57,805 --> 01:13:59,073
What are you looking for?
1665
01:14:00,574 --> 01:14:01,742
I'm stuck.
1666
01:14:02,710 --> 01:14:04,979
I'm about to lose everything.
1667
01:14:05,079 --> 01:14:08,983
I can give you weed,
X, uh... shrooms.
1668
01:14:09,417 --> 01:14:10,651
Adderall.
1669
01:14:10,751 --> 01:14:11,519
Um...
1670
01:14:11,619 --> 01:14:14,588
Do you have, uh,
do you have ayahuasca?
1671
01:14:14,689 --> 01:14:16,390
Oh, no. (CHUCKLES)
1672
01:14:16,489 --> 01:14:19,760
Uh... but I do have Toad.
1673
01:14:20,127 --> 01:14:21,662
-Toad?
-Yeah.
1674
01:14:26,734 --> 01:14:29,303
The Buffalo River toad.
1675
01:14:29,403 --> 01:14:31,372
You, uh, you lick
the psychedelic venom
1676
01:14:31,471 --> 01:14:33,674
that it excretes off
its rear glands.
1677
01:14:33,774 --> 01:14:37,044
He's similar to ayahuasca,
but the trip is way faster.
1678
01:14:37,712 --> 01:14:39,714
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1679
01:14:40,815 --> 01:14:42,049
(SQUEAKS)
1680
01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:44,151
How much is the frog?
1681
01:14:44,251 --> 01:14:45,252
The toad.
1682
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:46,887
$100.
1683
01:14:49,590 --> 01:14:50,725
What the hell am I
supposed to feed him?
1684
01:14:50,825 --> 01:14:54,161
(LAUGHS) No.
It's $100 for a lick, man.
1685
01:14:56,163 --> 01:14:57,665
(SIGHS)
1686
01:15:00,067 --> 01:15:01,501
I'm out of ideas, man.
1687
01:15:04,038 --> 01:15:05,072
Lick a toad.
1688
01:15:06,474 --> 01:15:08,275
Sorry, my money
kinda smells really bad
1689
01:15:08,376 --> 01:15:09,610
for some reason.
1690
01:15:09,710 --> 01:15:11,746
The bank gave it to me
and it smelled really bad.
1691
01:15:14,615 --> 01:15:16,784
Here. You gave me too much.
1692
01:15:16,884 --> 01:15:18,052
Oh.
1693
01:15:18,152 --> 01:15:19,653
That was sweet of you.
1694
01:15:20,454 --> 01:15:21,722
You ready?
1695
01:15:21,822 --> 01:15:23,691
I don't know. I don't know.
1696
01:15:28,429 --> 01:15:29,830
Here's a little pillow.
1697
01:15:29,930 --> 01:15:30,898
Thank you.
1698
01:15:37,405 --> 01:15:39,707
Your mind
is about to disintegrate.
1699
01:15:39,807 --> 01:15:41,475
And then your consciousness
is gonna expand
1700
01:15:41,575 --> 01:15:43,744
to become all of infinity.
1701
01:15:43,844 --> 01:15:45,446
You will feel a pain
unlike anything
1702
01:15:45,546 --> 01:15:46,781
you've ever felt before,
1703
01:15:46,881 --> 01:15:50,151
followed by a bliss, which...
can't even be described.
1704
01:15:51,719 --> 01:15:55,022
You will die and be reborn.
1705
01:15:55,122 --> 01:15:57,358
I'm gonna turn off the lights
for you.
1706
01:15:57,458 --> 01:15:58,592
I'm gonna put on some music
1707
01:15:58,692 --> 01:16:00,161
and I'm gonna
go get some lunch
1708
01:16:00,261 --> 01:16:01,729
because it's my lunch break.
1709
01:16:02,997 --> 01:16:05,332
You're gonna have such
an incredible journey.
1710
01:16:07,034 --> 01:16:08,402
I love you.
1711
01:16:08,502 --> 01:16:10,171
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1712
01:16:21,550 --> 01:16:24,018
It is like ice cream
on a hot summer day.
1713
01:16:24,118 --> 01:16:25,886
(TOAD CHITTERING)
1714
01:16:27,421 --> 01:16:28,389
Don't pop him.
1715
01:16:28,489 --> 01:16:30,257
You look like
you're gonna pop him.
1716
01:16:31,926 --> 01:16:35,029
Can you...
Can you stay with me?
1717
01:16:35,129 --> 01:16:36,163
I'm sorry.
1718
01:16:36,263 --> 01:16:38,966
I need to go get some
Rolos and a Red Bull.
1719
01:16:39,066 --> 01:16:41,202
It's time for you
to touch God.
1720
01:16:49,578 --> 01:16:51,312
(TOAD CHITTERING)
1721
01:16:52,079 --> 01:16:53,314
Oh, big lick.
1722
01:16:54,215 --> 01:16:55,282
Was that too big?
1723
01:16:56,350 --> 01:16:57,818
Fuck. Was that too big?
1724
01:17:02,289 --> 01:17:03,657
(BOX CLICKS)
1725
01:17:08,362 --> 01:17:09,763
I love you, toad boy.
1726
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:13,701
It's T-Boy.
1727
01:17:14,368 --> 01:17:15,736
I love you, T-Boy.
1728
01:17:17,938 --> 01:17:18,806
Hey.
1729
01:17:18,906 --> 01:17:21,275
I actually did a little work
for Red Bull.
1730
01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:23,144
They were so mean to me.
1731
01:17:32,486 --> 01:17:35,156
(TOAD CHITTERING)
1732
01:17:42,196 --> 01:17:44,064
(TOAD CHITTERING)
1733
01:17:56,310 --> 01:17:58,245
(TOAD CHITTERING)
1734
01:18:20,669 --> 01:18:23,137
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
FAINTLY ON SPEAKERS)
1735
01:18:29,109 --> 01:18:31,412
Oh, hey. How you doing, man?
1736
01:18:32,614 --> 01:18:34,348
What's for lunch today?
1737
01:18:34,448 --> 01:18:36,250
Black Forest ham.
1738
01:18:36,350 --> 01:18:37,652
Perfect choice.
1739
01:18:37,751 --> 01:18:39,554
What kind of bread?
1740
01:18:39,654 --> 01:18:43,724
Let's go with...
Italian herb and cheese.
1741
01:18:43,824 --> 01:18:45,125
All right.
1742
01:18:51,932 --> 01:18:53,167
Foot long, right?
1743
01:18:53,267 --> 01:18:54,603
Yes.
1744
01:18:54,703 --> 01:18:56,503
Usual toppings?
1745
01:18:56,605 --> 01:18:58,472
Foot long cookie on the side.
1746
01:18:58,573 --> 01:19:00,174
Yes, please.
1747
01:19:00,274 --> 01:19:01,375
Thank you.
1748
01:19:01,710 --> 01:19:03,244
(METAL THUDS)
1749
01:19:03,344 --> 01:19:04,812
(PAPER RUSTLING)
1750
01:19:04,912 --> 01:19:06,247
Not toasted, right?
1751
01:19:07,982 --> 01:19:10,484
Eh, let's be wild. Toast it.
1752
01:19:16,056 --> 01:19:17,825
Welcome back, Craig.
1753
01:19:22,196 --> 01:19:24,431
-CRAIG: Is it over?
-Yeah, it's over.
1754
01:19:24,532 --> 01:19:27,434
How long did your trip feel?
Four or five months?
1755
01:19:27,535 --> 01:19:29,136
It was like a minute.
1756
01:19:29,704 --> 01:19:30,672
I went to Subway.
1757
01:19:30,771 --> 01:19:31,805
The eatery?
1758
01:19:31,905 --> 01:19:33,274
What happened?
1759
01:19:33,374 --> 01:19:34,942
I ordered.
1760
01:19:35,042 --> 01:19:37,011
Did you get the answer
you were looking for?
1761
01:19:37,111 --> 01:19:39,780
No, I ordered a sandwich
at Subway!
1762
01:19:41,616 --> 01:19:43,317
The toad is mysterious.
1763
01:19:45,052 --> 01:19:46,987
That frog ripped me off.
1764
01:19:48,088 --> 01:19:50,057
Little asshole, little fucker.
1765
01:20:04,572 --> 01:20:06,675
(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)
1766
01:20:06,775 --> 01:20:08,876
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Welcome to your new life.
1767
01:20:16,884 --> 01:20:18,352
(PHONE CLATTERS)
1768
01:20:18,452 --> 01:20:20,354
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
1769
01:20:20,454 --> 01:20:23,057
(ALARM BEEPING)
1770
01:20:33,467 --> 01:20:36,837
CRAIG: This is why guys
shouldn't have friends.
1771
01:20:40,274 --> 01:20:43,043
It'll get you
in a ton of trouble.
1772
01:20:47,881 --> 01:20:49,617
People need rules.
1773
01:20:50,618 --> 01:20:52,119
All I need are goals.
1774
01:20:52,219 --> 01:20:55,523
Like trying to eat the full
SEAL Team Six lunch
1775
01:20:55,623 --> 01:20:56,591
at Rick's Bar.
1776
01:20:56,691 --> 01:20:58,258
Oh, my God.
1777
01:21:00,461 --> 01:21:03,130
I can't fucking finish
all this stuff.
1778
01:21:03,230 --> 01:21:06,100
It's the meal the guys ate
after they killed Osama
1779
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:10,104
and buried him at sea.
It's 22,000 calories.
1780
01:21:10,605 --> 01:21:12,306
Yeah, eat up.
1781
01:21:12,406 --> 01:21:13,374
I'm Craig.
1782
01:21:13,474 --> 01:21:15,577
You're gonna grow up to be
a beautiful old guy.
1783
01:21:16,845 --> 01:21:17,812
Thank you, Steven.
1784
01:21:17,911 --> 01:21:19,380
I hope you're serious
about that.
1785
01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:22,015
CRAIG: If you want a pal,
just have a son.
1786
01:21:22,584 --> 01:21:23,951
(SWITCH CLICKS)
1787
01:21:24,051 --> 01:21:27,354
At the end of the day,
I'm a lone wolf.
1788
01:21:27,856 --> 01:21:29,289
I accept that.
1789
01:21:35,396 --> 01:21:37,565
Hey, Dad, you didn't tell them
it was my birthday, did you?
1790
01:21:37,665 --> 01:21:39,366
Of course not. Did you?
1791
01:21:39,466 --> 01:21:40,769
Mmm-mmm. No.
1792
01:21:40,869 --> 01:21:42,670
Okay good, 'cause you know
I hate that shit.
1793
01:21:42,771 --> 01:21:44,739
I mean, you know
I hate that shit.
1794
01:21:44,839 --> 01:21:46,106
Anyway, I'm gonna
go get a waiver.
1795
01:21:46,206 --> 01:21:47,642
-What's it called?
-It's an application.
1796
01:21:47,742 --> 01:21:49,910
Application.
'Cause, like, literally,
1797
01:21:50,010 --> 01:21:52,179
having two girlfriends
is killing me financially.
1798
01:21:59,888 --> 01:22:04,692
How's, uh, Devin's
and the pool house now?
1799
01:22:04,793 --> 01:22:06,728
Oh, I saw him, uh,
on the news.
1800
01:22:06,828 --> 01:22:08,362
-I saw Devin on the news.
-TAMI: Hmm.
1801
01:22:08,462 --> 01:22:10,397
They interviewed him
'cause one of his friends
1802
01:22:10,497 --> 01:22:11,699
got all burnt up.
1803
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:13,033
He looked good.
1804
01:22:14,234 --> 01:22:15,603
-Devin looked good?
-Devin looked good.
1805
01:22:15,703 --> 01:22:17,438
Is Dad talking to you about
that wild hike we went on
1806
01:22:17,539 --> 01:22:18,972
where he ate all those
bad mushrooms again?
1807
01:22:19,072 --> 01:22:20,441
-(CHAIR THUDS)
-STEVIE: Oh, my God!
1808
01:22:20,542 --> 01:22:21,676
(TAMI GASPS)
1809
01:22:22,476 --> 01:22:23,611
(TAMI SCOFFS)
1810
01:22:24,378 --> 01:22:25,245
Are you okay?
1811
01:22:25,345 --> 01:22:27,682
Yeah, I'm fine.
That just, that scared me.
1812
01:22:31,084 --> 01:22:32,286
It's fine.
1813
01:22:34,722 --> 01:22:36,223
-Sir.
-No, no, it's fine.
1814
01:22:36,323 --> 01:22:38,459
-Sir?
-(TAMI SIGHS)
1815
01:22:39,894 --> 01:22:41,995
You just bumped into
this young lady here
1816
01:22:42,095 --> 01:22:44,298
and I think
you should apologize.
1817
01:22:45,767 --> 01:22:47,000
Did I?
1818
01:22:47,569 --> 01:22:48,703
Yeah, you did.
1819
01:22:48,803 --> 01:22:52,139
She almost spilled her stuffed
pepper all over herself.
1820
01:22:52,239 --> 01:22:54,174
Can you please apologize?
1821
01:22:58,212 --> 01:22:59,647
I'm not scared of you.
1822
01:22:59,747 --> 01:23:01,181
I bought a van today.
1823
01:23:06,955 --> 01:23:08,422
Apologies, ma'am.
1824
01:23:09,223 --> 01:23:11,559
Enjoy your peppers.
1825
01:23:11,659 --> 01:23:12,660
Thank you.
1826
01:23:16,230 --> 01:23:18,031
You bought a van?
1827
01:23:20,434 --> 01:23:22,737
I think we gotta
get the fuck outta here.
1828
01:23:22,837 --> 01:23:23,838
TAMI: What?
1829
01:23:23,938 --> 01:23:26,039
I think we gotta
get the fuck out of here.
1830
01:23:26,139 --> 01:23:27,542
TAMI: Oh, come on.
1831
01:23:27,642 --> 01:23:29,443
Let's all enjoy our meals.
1832
01:23:29,544 --> 01:23:32,079
-What the hell did I just do?
-It's fine.
1833
01:23:32,179 --> 01:23:33,447
STEVIE: Oh, you motherfuckers.
1834
01:23:33,548 --> 01:23:35,415
-You motherfuckers.
-(DRUMS PLAYING)
1835
01:23:35,517 --> 01:23:37,384
-TAMI: Happy birthday!
-(ALL CHEERING)
1836
01:23:39,086 --> 01:23:40,487
Blow it out.
Come on, we gotta go.
1837
01:23:40,588 --> 01:23:42,222
(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)
1838
01:23:52,199 --> 01:23:55,637
TAMI: Craig...
this is too much.
1839
01:23:55,737 --> 01:23:58,740
Well, you needed it
and you deserve it.
1840
01:24:00,675 --> 01:24:02,142
Hey, Mom, do you wanna
come inside after this
1841
01:24:02,242 --> 01:24:03,477
and watch a movie
or something?
1842
01:24:03,945 --> 01:24:05,580
Um...
1843
01:24:07,381 --> 01:24:08,282
Yeah.
1844
01:24:08,382 --> 01:24:11,418
Yes. Whatever you want,
birthday boy.
1845
01:24:11,519 --> 01:24:12,486
STEVIE: Cool.
1846
01:24:15,322 --> 01:24:17,324
Oh! Austin got a new car.
1847
01:24:17,424 --> 01:24:18,660
Sick.
1848
01:24:21,261 --> 01:24:23,731
Whoa. That is so fucking pimp.
1849
01:24:23,831 --> 01:24:25,767
TAMI: There's lots of cars.
1850
01:24:25,867 --> 01:24:27,602
They must be having a party.
1851
01:24:28,068 --> 01:24:29,571
(DOOR CLOSES)
1852
01:24:29,671 --> 01:24:31,138
STEVIE: Oh, by the way.
1853
01:24:31,238 --> 01:24:34,241
This came. Um...
it's the wrong address again.
1854
01:24:40,715 --> 01:24:43,017
All right. Can you
run it down to him?
1855
01:24:43,116 --> 01:24:44,953
-I'm gonna give Ma the tour.
-Yeah. Okay.
1856
01:24:45,053 --> 01:24:47,622
Oh! By the way, there's a new
Marvel we should totally rent.
1857
01:24:47,722 --> 01:24:49,023
I heard it's pretty crazy.
1858
01:24:49,122 --> 01:24:51,124
Yeah, that'd be...
that'd be really nice.
1859
01:24:51,224 --> 01:24:53,193
(OBJECTS RATTLING)
1860
01:24:59,567 --> 01:25:00,568
(DRAWER SLIDES)
1861
01:25:02,971 --> 01:25:04,171
TAMI: Craig.
1862
01:25:05,138 --> 01:25:07,008
I can't believe
you got me that van.
1863
01:25:07,107 --> 01:25:10,143
Seriously. It is... it's so...
1864
01:25:10,243 --> 01:25:12,547
I should've done it
a long time ago.
1865
01:25:15,550 --> 01:25:19,119
I wasted so much time
doing nothing.
1866
01:25:25,927 --> 01:25:26,894
Hey.
1867
01:25:28,395 --> 01:25:29,764
You been working out?
1868
01:25:31,365 --> 01:25:32,399
I'm just losing weight
1869
01:25:32,499 --> 01:25:33,935
'cause I walk all day,
every single day,
1870
01:25:34,035 --> 01:25:36,871
and everybody screams at me.
Everybody fucking hates me.
1871
01:25:36,971 --> 01:25:38,338
-Huh.
-(LAUGHS)
1872
01:25:38,438 --> 01:25:40,273
You look like
you've been working out.
1873
01:25:41,976 --> 01:25:43,243
You been working out?
1874
01:25:43,343 --> 01:25:45,178
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
1875
01:25:45,278 --> 01:25:47,180
Yeah. You wanna feel my abs?
1876
01:25:48,215 --> 01:25:49,584
Yeah, if that's all right.
1877
01:25:49,684 --> 01:25:52,152
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
1878
01:25:52,252 --> 01:25:53,855
Okay. I don't know
how to do it.
1879
01:25:53,955 --> 01:25:55,590
-No, do it hard!
-All right.
1880
01:25:55,690 --> 01:25:56,691
I can't. Oh! Ouch!
1881
01:25:56,791 --> 01:25:58,926
-This is good, right?
-Well, I didn't say hit me!
1882
01:25:59,027 --> 01:26:00,128
(LAUGHS) Hi.
1883
01:26:00,227 --> 01:26:01,629
What, are you guys
punching each other?
1884
01:26:02,830 --> 01:26:04,098
Oh, shit.
1885
01:26:04,197 --> 01:26:06,868
I forgot to get candles.
I gotta get candles.
1886
01:26:06,968 --> 01:26:08,903
All right. We'll do presents
in about five minutes.
1887
01:26:09,003 --> 01:26:10,437
All right?
You little heartbreaker.
1888
01:26:14,042 --> 01:26:15,208
TAMI: Hey, Craig.
1889
01:26:16,044 --> 01:26:17,545
You wanna take it for a spin?
1890
01:26:17,645 --> 01:26:18,780
Yeah. Hell yeah.
1891
01:26:20,815 --> 01:26:23,518
It's really nice
having you in the house.
1892
01:26:25,086 --> 01:26:26,353
I'll see you soon.
1893
01:26:27,922 --> 01:26:29,322
All right, I'll be back.
1894
01:26:40,001 --> 01:26:40,935
(CHUCKLES)
1895
01:26:44,471 --> 01:26:47,274
(HOLIDAY
BY CONFIDENCE MAN PLAYING)
1896
01:27:11,532 --> 01:27:14,234
♪ I get away every day
My holiday ♪
1897
01:27:14,334 --> 01:27:15,469
♪ I'm gettin' paid ♪
1898
01:27:15,570 --> 01:27:16,871
♪ I live it up, on the go ♪
1899
01:27:16,971 --> 01:27:19,707
♪ I'm getting high
I'm getting low ♪
1900
01:27:19,807 --> 01:27:21,374
♪ Kickin' off
And I lose control ♪
1901
01:27:21,475 --> 01:27:23,811
♪ I'm born to fly
I want it all ♪
1902
01:27:23,911 --> 01:27:26,614
♪ Take off and I'm everywhere
I'm in the air ♪
1903
01:27:26,714 --> 01:27:29,717
♪ I'll meet you there
I get away every day ♪
1904
01:27:29,817 --> 01:27:32,285
♪ My holiday
I'm gettin' paid ♪
1905
01:27:32,385 --> 01:27:34,055
♪ I live it up, on the go ♪
1906
01:27:34,155 --> 01:27:36,490
♪ I'm getting high
I'm never low ♪
1907
01:27:36,591 --> 01:27:38,325
♪ Kicking off
And I lose control ♪
1908
01:27:38,425 --> 01:27:40,762
♪ I'm born to fly
I want it all ♪
1909
01:27:42,230 --> 01:27:44,364
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1910
01:27:44,464 --> 01:27:46,399
(ENGINE REVS)
1911
01:27:56,343 --> 01:27:58,378
(METAL SCRAPES)
1912
01:27:58,478 --> 01:28:00,782
(TIRES SCREECH)
1913
01:28:05,887 --> 01:28:07,889
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1914
01:28:14,028 --> 01:28:15,663
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1915
01:28:15,763 --> 01:28:17,899
(UPBEAT MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
1916
01:28:24,038 --> 01:28:25,305
MAN: Who's he?
1917
01:28:26,641 --> 01:28:27,809
Hey, Zed!
1918
01:28:27,909 --> 01:28:29,110
Look at this.
1919
01:28:29,210 --> 01:28:30,310
We're just getting started
1920
01:28:30,410 --> 01:28:31,846
and I'm already
double-fisting.
1921
01:28:31,946 --> 01:28:33,247
Hey, everybody.
It's been a minute.
1922
01:28:33,346 --> 01:28:34,982
Craig.
1923
01:28:35,082 --> 01:28:36,050
You can't just come in here.
1924
01:28:36,150 --> 01:28:37,450
I just came
to congratulate you
1925
01:28:37,552 --> 01:28:39,987
on that hot rod.
That thing is pimp!
1926
01:28:40,087 --> 01:28:41,289
My God!
1927
01:28:41,388 --> 01:28:42,355
Heck, yeah.
1928
01:28:42,455 --> 01:28:43,558
Come on, why don't we, uh...
1929
01:28:43,658 --> 01:28:44,792
I actually got
a new car myself.
1930
01:28:44,892 --> 01:28:47,494
I got a Town and Country,
midnight envy green,
1931
01:28:47,595 --> 01:28:49,462
-gently used. It's so cool.
-Let's go catch up...
1932
01:28:49,564 --> 01:28:51,299
-I should bring mine...
-Why don't we...
1933
01:28:51,398 --> 01:28:54,001
Hey! Snacks are going
all out tonight.
1934
01:28:55,368 --> 01:28:56,537
(LAUGHS)
1935
01:28:58,039 --> 01:28:59,173
Oh, Garrett.
1936
01:28:59,273 --> 01:29:00,473
I've been thinking so much
1937
01:29:00,575 --> 01:29:02,143
about your
little busty daughter
1938
01:29:02,243 --> 01:29:03,544
who everybody
keeps staring at.
1939
01:29:03,644 --> 01:29:05,613
Why are people
such bad people?
1940
01:29:06,948 --> 01:29:08,082
(MUSIC STOPS)
1941
01:29:10,051 --> 01:29:11,052
All right.
1942
01:29:12,452 --> 01:29:14,755
I'll be outta your hair
in just a sec.
1943
01:29:15,990 --> 01:29:17,424
I just wanted to apologize
1944
01:29:17,525 --> 01:29:20,261
for how I acted the last time
we hung out.
1945
01:29:21,162 --> 01:29:24,397
I wanna say sorry to Austin
for popping you and...
1946
01:29:24,497 --> 01:29:27,101
making the night weird
and have to end early.
1947
01:29:28,336 --> 01:29:29,604
I just think it's...
1948
01:29:30,638 --> 01:29:32,472
a lot of stress
I'm dealing with right now
1949
01:29:32,573 --> 01:29:34,141
and it came out in that way,
I'm sorry.
1950
01:29:35,776 --> 01:29:37,979
AUSTIN: Well, look, hey,
we appreciate that, Craig.
1951
01:29:38,079 --> 01:29:39,714
Honestly. Come on.
1952
01:29:39,814 --> 01:29:41,883
Let me show you the hot rod.
Come on.
1953
01:29:42,950 --> 01:29:44,417
Is it cool if I stay?
1954
01:29:44,518 --> 01:29:45,686
I apologized.
1955
01:29:49,357 --> 01:29:50,758
(MAN CLEARS THROAT)
1956
01:29:50,858 --> 01:29:52,360
So, that's it.
1957
01:29:52,459 --> 01:29:55,129
I did one strange thing
and I'm toast?
1958
01:29:55,229 --> 01:29:56,697
One thing.
1959
01:29:56,797 --> 01:29:59,600
That's it. One thing
and you throw me out.
1960
01:29:59,700 --> 01:30:01,969
Maybe you guys
are the bad guys, huh?
1961
01:30:02,069 --> 01:30:03,971
Are you guys the bad guys?
1962
01:30:04,071 --> 01:30:05,573
I mean, I know you're not.
1963
01:30:05,673 --> 01:30:08,276
But can you give me
a second chance?
1964
01:30:08,376 --> 01:30:10,111
Give me a second chance.
1965
01:30:10,477 --> 01:30:11,779
Get to know me.
1966
01:30:11,879 --> 01:30:13,648
Ask me something.
Get to know me.
1967
01:30:13,748 --> 01:30:16,050
All right, come on. Let's go.
Let's go. Come on.
1968
01:30:16,150 --> 01:30:17,450
Come on! Ask me something.
1969
01:30:17,551 --> 01:30:18,619
ALL: Whoa, whoa!
1970
01:30:18,719 --> 01:30:21,454
Get to know me, come on!
Get to know me!
1971
01:30:21,555 --> 01:30:22,857
Ask me something!
1972
01:30:22,957 --> 01:30:25,026
I got great
"Would you rathers!"
1973
01:30:26,060 --> 01:30:28,062
-Don't I, Austin?
-(AUSTIN HESITATES)
1974
01:30:28,162 --> 01:30:29,363
Would you rathers?
1975
01:30:29,462 --> 01:30:31,299
Would you rather, like...
1976
01:30:31,399 --> 01:30:33,801
Oh, would you rather, uh,
do stand up
1977
01:30:33,901 --> 01:30:36,103
for one whole year
just for your dad,
1978
01:30:36,203 --> 01:30:39,573
or would you rather fucking...
I don't know.
1979
01:30:39,674 --> 01:30:42,510
I can't think of anything!
I'm too nervous!
1980
01:30:42,610 --> 01:30:44,879
I'm too nervous and stressed!
1981
01:30:46,580 --> 01:30:48,215
-You.
-(WHIMPERING)
1982
01:30:48,316 --> 01:30:49,917
Ask me something.
Ask me something!
1983
01:30:50,017 --> 01:30:51,319
All right, uh...
1984
01:30:51,419 --> 01:30:52,485
What...
1985
01:30:52,586 --> 01:30:54,088
What's your favorite food?
1986
01:30:54,188 --> 01:30:56,057
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1987
01:30:56,157 --> 01:30:58,559
Fuck, I can't fucking
think of anything!
1988
01:30:58,659 --> 01:31:00,493
I'm too nervous!
1989
01:31:00,594 --> 01:31:02,096
Somebody else ask me!
1990
01:31:02,663 --> 01:31:03,931
-You!
-(GULPS)
1991
01:31:04,031 --> 01:31:05,465
Who the hell are you?
1992
01:31:05,566 --> 01:31:07,335
You guys got a new guy?
1993
01:31:07,435 --> 01:31:09,502
There's a new guy?
1994
01:31:09,603 --> 01:31:11,138
-What's your name?
-Jimp.
1995
01:31:11,238 --> 01:31:12,807
I got two twin girls.
1996
01:31:12,907 --> 01:31:13,841
Jim?
1997
01:31:13,941 --> 01:31:14,742
No, Jimp.
1998
01:31:14,842 --> 01:31:17,078
It's like jump with an "I."
1999
01:31:17,511 --> 01:31:19,246
-Jimp?
-Jimp. Yeah.
2000
01:31:20,414 --> 01:31:21,916
(HUFFS)
2001
01:31:24,185 --> 01:31:25,152
(SIGHS)
2002
01:31:26,287 --> 01:31:27,254
I'm sorry.
2003
01:31:29,390 --> 01:31:31,125
This is fucking insane.
2004
01:31:31,225 --> 01:31:33,260
This is insane. (LAUGHS)
2005
01:31:34,295 --> 01:31:35,529
I'm sorry.
2006
01:31:36,630 --> 01:31:37,865
(CRAIG SIGHS)
2007
01:31:38,532 --> 01:31:39,934
Should we just sing?
2008
01:31:42,502 --> 01:31:43,704
Let's sing.
2009
01:31:46,841 --> 01:31:50,277
♪ Boy, you should know that ♪
2010
01:31:51,512 --> 01:31:55,516
♪ I've had you on my mind ♪
2011
01:31:55,616 --> 01:31:59,353
♪ Your secret admirer ♪
2012
01:31:59,453 --> 01:32:02,623
♪ I've been watching you
At night ♪
2013
01:32:02,723 --> 01:32:03,758
-(AUSTIN GRUNTS, GROANS)
-(GUNSHOT)
2014
01:32:03,858 --> 01:32:05,292
-(ALL WHIMPER)
-CRAIG: Fuck!
2015
01:32:05,393 --> 01:32:06,794
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
2016
01:32:13,267 --> 01:32:14,635
(TENSE MUSIC FADES)
2017
01:32:14,735 --> 01:32:16,537
Everybody, get the fuck
on the ground!
2018
01:32:16,637 --> 01:32:19,907
I'm in charge now!
I'm the one in charge!
2019
01:32:20,007 --> 01:32:21,675
Don't even fucking look at me!
2020
01:32:21,776 --> 01:32:24,311
Keep your heads down!
2021
01:32:24,412 --> 01:32:26,647
(MOUTHING) Your hair.
2022
01:32:28,649 --> 01:32:31,052
I'll blow your heads off!
2023
01:32:31,152 --> 01:32:32,186
Keep 'em down!
2024
01:32:32,286 --> 01:32:35,056
Garrett, I wanna blow
your fat fucking head off!
2025
01:32:35,156 --> 01:32:38,426
You demand attention!
I'm sick of it!
2026
01:32:38,527 --> 01:32:41,328
You rich babies!
2027
01:32:41,429 --> 01:32:42,863
(MOUTHING) You're good.
2028
01:32:44,231 --> 01:32:45,199
All right, folks.
2029
01:32:46,333 --> 01:32:48,035
This has been a blast.
2030
01:32:49,136 --> 01:32:50,638
But unfortunately,
2031
01:32:50,738 --> 01:32:53,107
it's a school night
for your daddy.
2032
01:32:53,808 --> 01:32:55,943
(POLICE SIRENS APPROACHING)
2033
01:32:56,043 --> 01:32:56,844
You rats!
2034
01:32:56,944 --> 01:32:58,813
You called the fucking cops?
2035
01:33:04,485 --> 01:33:06,921
(SYNTH-POP MUSIC PLAYING)
2036
01:33:15,729 --> 01:33:17,298
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
2037
01:33:32,980 --> 01:33:35,850
-Great hanging, Craigy.
-So fun, dude.
2038
01:33:35,950 --> 01:33:37,418
GARRETT:
Great to see you guys.
2039
01:33:37,519 --> 01:33:39,420
Great to see you, man.
2040
01:33:39,521 --> 01:33:41,055
CRAIG: Of course, of course.
2041
01:33:41,155 --> 01:33:43,858
-I'll see you Friday night.
-Yes. Yes. I'll be there.
2042
01:33:43,958 --> 01:33:45,960
-I'll call you later.
-Yeah, see ya. See ya.
2043
01:33:46,060 --> 01:33:46,827
Yeah.
2044
01:33:46,927 --> 01:33:50,064
(LAUGHS) All right. All right.
2045
01:33:51,065 --> 01:33:51,932
Hey.
2046
01:33:52,032 --> 01:33:53,400
You know
how to get home, right?
2047
01:33:53,501 --> 01:33:54,536
I'll do my best.
2048
01:33:54,635 --> 01:33:56,170
(BOTH LAUGHING)
2049
01:33:56,270 --> 01:33:57,338
Hey.
2050
01:33:58,272 --> 01:33:59,773
I love you, rock star.
2051
01:34:00,875 --> 01:34:02,243
I love you, Craigy.
2052
01:34:07,114 --> 01:34:09,183
-(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
-(DOG BARKING)
2053
01:34:14,355 --> 01:34:16,690
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
2054
01:34:16,790 --> 01:34:18,993
(CHORUS CHANTING RHYTHMICALLY)
2055
01:34:24,965 --> 01:34:26,834
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
2056
01:34:36,143 --> 01:34:37,811
(CHORUS CHANTING RHYTHMICALLY)
2057
01:34:37,912 --> 01:34:40,247
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
2058
01:34:53,260 --> 01:34:54,495
(MY BOO
BY GHOST TOWN DJ'S PLAYING)
2059
01:34:54,596 --> 01:34:57,632
♪ At night I think of you ♪
2060
01:34:57,731 --> 01:35:01,368
♪ I want to be your lady
Maybe ♪
2061
01:35:01,468 --> 01:35:04,772
♪ If your game is on
Give me a call, boo ♪
2062
01:35:04,872 --> 01:35:06,508
♪ If your lovin' strong ♪
2063
01:35:06,608 --> 01:35:08,742
♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪
2064
01:35:08,842 --> 01:35:12,146
♪ At night I think of you ♪
2065
01:35:12,246 --> 01:35:16,016
♪ I want to be your lady
Maybe ♪
2066
01:35:16,116 --> 01:35:19,820
♪ If your game is on
Give me a call, boo ♪
2067
01:35:19,920 --> 01:35:21,556
♪ If your lovin' strong ♪
2068
01:35:21,656 --> 01:35:24,058
♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪
2069
01:35:24,158 --> 01:35:28,963
♪ Every day I pray
My heart can win ♪
2070
01:35:31,498 --> 01:35:36,270
♪ Every night I pray
I can call you my man ♪
2071
01:35:36,370 --> 01:35:38,405
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
2072
01:35:38,505 --> 01:35:40,274
♪ I need you ♪
2073
01:35:40,374 --> 01:35:41,976
♪ I want you ♪
2074
01:35:42,076 --> 01:35:45,580
♪ To have you, hold you
Squeeze you ♪
2075
01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:49,551
♪ So I'm going out
Every weekend ♪
2076
01:35:49,651 --> 01:35:53,087
♪ Just to see my boo again ♪
2077
01:35:53,187 --> 01:35:56,524
♪ At night I think of you ♪
2078
01:35:56,625 --> 01:36:00,194
♪ I want to be your lady
Maybe ♪
2079
01:36:00,294 --> 01:36:04,398
♪ If your game is on
Give me a call, boo ♪
2080
01:36:04,498 --> 01:36:05,933
♪ If your lovin' strong ♪
2081
01:36:06,033 --> 01:36:07,736
♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪
2082
01:36:07,835 --> 01:36:11,205
♪ At night I think of you ♪
2083
01:36:11,305 --> 01:36:15,075
♪ I want to be your lady
Maybe ♪
2084
01:36:15,175 --> 01:36:18,812
♪ If your game is on
Give me a call, boo ♪
2085
01:36:18,912 --> 01:36:20,582
♪ If your lovin' strong ♪
2086
01:36:20,682 --> 01:36:22,717
♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪
2087
01:36:22,816 --> 01:36:26,287
♪ These feelings
I have for you ♪
2088
01:36:26,387 --> 01:36:30,024
♪ That go deeper
If you can come ♪
2089
01:36:30,124 --> 01:36:32,694
♪ Correct with your game boy ♪
2090
01:36:32,793 --> 01:36:33,827
♪ No, no ♪
2091
01:36:33,927 --> 01:36:37,632
♪ No you can't be lame boy ♪
2092
01:36:37,732 --> 01:36:41,135
♪ But if you can please me ♪
2093
01:36:41,235 --> 01:36:44,739
♪ Then my love
Will come easy ♪
2094
01:36:44,838 --> 01:36:47,875
♪ I'll do anything you want ♪
2095
01:36:47,975 --> 01:36:49,778
♪ Freak me, boy ♪
2096
01:36:49,877 --> 01:36:52,012
♪ I'm thinking of you ♪
2097
01:36:52,112 --> 01:36:55,550
♪ At night I think of you ♪
2098
01:36:55,650 --> 01:36:59,219
♪ I want to be your lady
Maybe ♪
2099
01:36:59,320 --> 01:37:02,856
♪ If your game is on
Give me a call, boo ♪
2100
01:37:02,956 --> 01:37:04,626
♪ If your lovin' strong ♪
2101
01:37:04,726 --> 01:37:06,795
♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪
2102
01:37:06,894 --> 01:37:10,565
♪ At night I think of you ♪
2103
01:37:10,665 --> 01:37:14,234
♪ I want to be your lady
Maybe ♪
2104
01:37:14,335 --> 01:37:17,772
♪ If your game is on
Give me a call, boo ♪
2105
01:37:17,871 --> 01:37:19,541
♪ If your lovin' strong ♪
2106
01:37:19,641 --> 01:37:22,076
♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪
2107
01:37:22,176 --> 01:37:25,979
♪ Boy, you've got all I need ♪
2108
01:37:26,080 --> 01:37:28,882
♪ From what I see ♪
2109
01:37:29,584 --> 01:37:30,685
♪ And, boy ♪
2110
01:37:30,785 --> 01:37:36,457
♪ Every night I am
Constantly thinking of you ♪
2111
01:38:06,019 --> 01:38:09,223
♪ At night I think of you ♪
2112
01:38:09,323 --> 01:38:13,293
♪ I want to be your lady
Maybe ♪
2113
01:38:13,394 --> 01:38:16,964
♪ If your game is on
Give me a call, boo ♪
2114
01:38:17,064 --> 01:38:18,666
♪ If your lovin' strong ♪
2115
01:38:18,767 --> 01:38:20,668
♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪
2116
01:38:20,769 --> 01:38:24,706
♪ At night I think of you ♪
2117
01:38:24,806 --> 01:38:27,474
(COP KILLER
BY JOHN MAUS PLAYING)
2118
01:38:37,752 --> 01:38:39,353
♪ Cop killer ♪
2119
01:38:42,022 --> 01:38:45,392
♪ Let's kill
The cops tonight ♪
2120
01:38:47,729 --> 01:38:51,131
♪ Kill them, cop killer ♪
2121
01:38:53,300 --> 01:38:56,937
♪ Let's kill
Every cop in sight ♪
2122
01:38:57,772 --> 01:39:00,307
♪ Cop killer ♪
2123
01:39:12,486 --> 01:39:16,123
♪ Law ♪
2124
01:39:16,223 --> 01:39:20,628
♪ Against the law ♪
2125
01:39:21,830 --> 01:39:26,467
♪ Against the law ♪
2126
01:39:27,702 --> 01:39:31,338
♪ Against the law ♪
2127
01:39:54,061 --> 01:39:56,163
♪ Cop killer ♪
2128
01:39:58,332 --> 01:40:01,536
♪ Let's kill
The cops tonight ♪
2129
01:40:04,004 --> 01:40:07,241
♪ Kill them, cop killer ♪
2130
01:40:09,511 --> 01:40:13,948
♪ Let's kill
Every cop in sight ♪
2131
01:40:14,047 --> 01:40:16,551
♪ Cop killer ♪
2132
01:40:17,417 --> 01:40:21,421
♪ Law ♪