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What was that?

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Honey, are the kids
up? What are they doing?

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I peed.

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Kevin peed the bed.

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Our bed? Uh-huh.

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All 500 thread counts
of Egyptian cotton.

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- I'm sorry.
- You're sorry?

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I don't want you to
worry about it, buddy.

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It'll happen again your freshman
year of college, trust me.

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No more sodas before bed!

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Sit down here. But I like soda.

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How you doing, big guy? Good morning.

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Let's have a big morning!

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Let's start off with a little
breakfast, get our Froot Loops.

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Here's Daddy's coffee. And I need it.

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Here's your bowl of
fruit, without the loops.

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Why no loop?

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Daddy doesn't need loops.

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I gotta eat it. If I eat a big meal now,

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then I can watch what I eat later.

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Otherwise, I'll get starved
and raid the refrigerator.

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Okay, honey. We've got to hurry up,

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'cause we got to go to hockey.

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I thought you could do that

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because I might try to get a
little bit of work done today.

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Honey, we have to go by the
showroom and pick out the tile.

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I want you to see it. We
talked about this last week

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and I told you how
important today was for me.

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I'm Mega Man! May the best team win!

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Okay, guys, let's keep it down.

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Keep the eyes on the... On the screen.

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You guys doing good?
- Yes.

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Honey? Yeah.

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What do you think? Nickel, brushed
nickel, chrome or brushed chrome?

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I like the silver ones.

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They're all silver.

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Well, great. Pick out whichever
knob that you like, then.

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No, I'm not gonna pick
whichever knob I like

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because you know what's gonna happen?

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Is that I'm gonna pick one
and then you're gonna complain

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once they're in and
then it'll be too late.

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Hello? Dave, where
the heck have you been?

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I'm picking out pulls. Why have
you been calling me nonstop?

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Well, you know how my credit's
all screwed up because of my wife?

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But you're divorced.

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I need you to cosign for my motorcycle.

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What motorcycle? I'm
buying a motorcycle.

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Shane, you have no money.

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Why in the world would you be buying
a motorcycle that you can't afford?

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Dave, you're white. You
can't understand this.

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This is something different.

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Don't play the race
card with me, Froot Loop.

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I'll take him in. You
stay with Kevin, okay?

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Okay. All right, go ahead.

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Have fun, champ. Go get 'em, buddy.

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You should see this thing. It's
awesome. Even Trudy loves it.

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Who's Trudy?

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That's my girlfriend.

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Girl from the mall?

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She's 20 years old, Dave.

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Let's go. Let's move
it. I got bikes to move.

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Listen, Shane. You are not buying

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some 20-year-old
broad a motorcycle.

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I'm not buying her
anything, it's for me!

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Daddy, what's taking so long?

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Hey, baby, I'm on the phone,

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and I would prefer it if you
didn't call me that in public.

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But I call all my boyfriends Daddy!

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Dave, you gotta do this for me.

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Why don't you just lease it?

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No, she'll know.

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Who will know? She's a kid.

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Buy her a Hello Kitty book.

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Get her an assignment notebook
and put rainbow stickers in it.

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You don't have to buy her a motorcycle.

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Did you or did you not say, "Move on"?

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I told you to try to work it out.

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Joey's the one who told you to move on.

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Can you give me a minute?

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Try to make it fast, Daddy.

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Dave, I'm hurting. I would
love for my wife to come back.

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But we know that's not gonna happen.

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It's nice to feel appreciated.

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I need this for me.

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Fine. Just text me the address. Okay?

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Pick out a helmet, baby!

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Daddy!

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So, honey, this is the tile.

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It's all gonna happen at once
and I really need you to dial in.

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Sweetheart, I'll help you.

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I want a sugar cone.

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I'm gonna hit you
after this, buddy. Okay.

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Honey, you work from 8:00 to 8:00.

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You're not gonna be helping anyone.

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Hang on, honey, okay?

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It's just really busy right now

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because the video game ships this month.

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Now that I have you, I
just want you to dial in

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and tell me what you really think.

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It's fine.

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Do you love it?

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As much as I can love
tile, I love this tile.

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Okay, good, 'cause it's $1,000.

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Really? Mmm-hmm.

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Is that installed?

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Nope, just the tile.

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Well, what is it made
out of? Whale tusks?

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No, it's not made out of whale tusks.

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This is so boring.

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Give me just one second.
Let me just grab this.

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Honey? We have to do this today. Hello?

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Hello, Dave. Joey?

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Yeah, hey. Look... Just
one second, that's it.

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...what are you doing
about the Jason thing?

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If it's Joey, can you ask him
if he's coming to the party?

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Are you... Are you coming
to the party on Sunday?

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Yeah, yeah, I'll be there.

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Yeah, he's coming, all right?

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Give me one second. Stay with Mom.

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One second.

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Jason's gonna be calling you, all right?

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He's got another one of
his PowerPoint deals that...

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Hold on one second. Hello?

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Hey, Dave, it's Jason.

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Listen, I'd love to put something
on the books with you and Ronnie.

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Are you gonna make it to
Kevin's birthday on Sunday?

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Yes, I am. Now, listen,
I was hoping that

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you guys would come
down here to the firm

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because Cynthia and I have
a PowerPoint presentation

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that would just play gangbusters
in the conference room.

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Okay, okay, hold on one
second. It's ringing.

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Hello? Why'd you hang up on me?

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I didn't hang up on you. You're on hold.

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He's trying to get me to see
another one of his PowerPoint things.

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That stuff creeps me out.

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It's just how he communicates.

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He's... He's, you know...
He's overly efficient.

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Well, I don't like
hearing about ball cancer,

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let alone looking at diagrams.

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Joey, he was scared.

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Tell him I'm not going.

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I ain't telling him you're not going.

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You know, I got him on the other line.

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You can tell him yourself. Hold on.

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I don't want to... I don't...

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Hello, Jason?

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Yeah. I got Joey on the line.

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Hey, Joey, I've left you

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a bunch of voice mail messages
all morning. Where are you?

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Listen, I can't make it.

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Well, we haven't even
set a time yet, you know.

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If you'd listened to the voice mail,

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you'd know that this
is just a feeler call

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to check your temperature on schedule.

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I'm not sitting through another
slide show about ball cancer.

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Listen, pal, I'm alive today because
of early detection, all right?

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Is this about ball cancer?

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"Cause I..
- I'm not into that, either.

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I'm gonna wrap this up right now.

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and if you two refuse to check
your scrotums for hardened nodules,

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I certainly can't force you, can l?

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Look, I gotta go, all right? Bye+

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Dave, are you still there? Hello, Dave?

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Kevin! Kevin, that's not a real toilet!

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Sweetheart, he's pissing in
the middle of the whole thing!

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Buddy, I gotta go.

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But Cynthia and I are willing to
offer you a life-changing opportunity.

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Jason, you don't understand.
My son is literally peeing

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right in the middle of the
store. I gotta go. Go, go, go.

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Okay, but that's not
a real toilet there.

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It looks like a real toilet to me.

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Yeah, it looks real. Okay.

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That's a whole other conversation.

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You feel better? Yep.

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Okay, let's button those up.
You want me to get those for you?

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Yep.

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There's not a lot to
say. Sorry about that.

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Mom, Dad's home.

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Hi, hon.

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Hey, how was your day?

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Usual. Yours?

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Good.

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Okay, love you. Bye.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait
a second, wait a second.

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You're going out? Yeah, I'm going out.

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What are... What are you wearing?

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Shorts. Shorts?

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That's... That's a Maxi Pad.

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Dad, they're designer shorts.
They're French. Goodbye.

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Could you just come over
here? Sit down for a second.

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I don't have time for this.

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Come here. Sit down. No, I'm...

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I'm late and they're waiting for me.

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I know,

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but you still live in my house
for another few months, okay?

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Yeah, I know. Now when
you dress like that,

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you send signals.

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You know what kind of
guy you attract like that?

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You attract the guy with the...

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With his pants around
his ass at the mall.

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No, I don't! Yes, you do.

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Sweetheart, he is right.

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Lacey, I'm saying you're beautiful.

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You're smart. You're a good person.

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You just got accepted into Stanford.

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We're so proud of you.

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I'm just saying know your value, okay?

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And if a guy doesn't see
that, he doesn't deserve you.

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No, and you don't want to
be with those guys, honey.

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Okay, then I'll go change.

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Thank you.

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And could you change the
pictures on your Facebook page?

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Dad.

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It's just 'cause we love you.

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Love me less.

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I don't want any bikini
pictures on the Internet!

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When you're living in my
house, you're a Taliban!

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Okay? You keep your body a secret.

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Except you get to, you know,
go to school and read books.

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Did you send the tuition check?

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You said you were going to.

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Please. Don't start this again.

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Yeah, I didn't start with
it. You just brought it up.

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You're supposed to send the check.

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You said you were gonna do it.

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You never do anything
you say you're gonna do.

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Eighteen years. Just try to hold it
together for another couple months.

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Trust me, I'm counting the days.

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Do that hurt, Daddy,
or do that feel good?

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It's both. It hurt and it feel good.

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Bang, bang.

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Did you put in the wide beauty shots?

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Yeah.

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Are you sure?

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Why would you ask me that?

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You know I triple-check everything.

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Yeah, no, I know. It's just,
you know, super-important, okay?

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We only get one shot at it.

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It'd just be nice if you could
show me a little bit of trust.

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I do. Come on, I do, I do. I just
want this to be perfect, that's all.

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It's not about trust. Come on.

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I want it to be perfect, too.

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Good.

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How old is she?

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I think she's 20. He
met her at the mall.

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She was working at Foot Locker.

247
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He was so in love with Jennifer.

248
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I am shocked he met someone so quickly.

249
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I know. I was hoping they
were just taking a break.

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I haven't even heard from
her since they split up.

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I think he got us in the
divorce. You want more wine?

252
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,800
Cynthia, it's time. We're
all set up in the bedroom.

253
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,900
Great. Ladies?

254
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,100
You're kidding, right? No, it's easy.

255
00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,000
We brought our own screen.

256
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,200
You can't do it right now.

257
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,900
We're in the middle of
my son's birthday party.

258
00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:05,900
It won't take long and I know
you"re gonna be really excited.

259
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,100
Bring your booze.

260
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,500
Okay, then.

261
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,600
We're taking the wine.

262
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,600
Watch this, guys. Watch.
This is a really spooky ball.

263
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,200
Just, could you please put
the ball cancer video on?

264
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,400
I'm trying, Joey.

265
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,700
Please. I don't want to
watch that ball cancer video.

266
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:25,800
Where's Trudy?

267
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,800
Oh, she's watching the magician.

268
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,600
Well, there it is. Okay.

269
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,600
This is not a video and it
is not about ball cancer.

270
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,400
Thank God. That,s a first.

271
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,400
Jason and I are seriously
considering getting a divorce.

272
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,800
Okay? So, it's no secret

273
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,300
that Cynthia and I have had our problems

274
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:52,000
trying to conceive
over the last 12 months.

275
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,400
That's no reason to get a divorce.

276
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,500
No.

277
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:55,900
We know. Of course not.

278
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,900
But suffice it to say, it's been
more than taxing on both of us,

279
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:05,100
and it's forced us to question
our entire relationship.

280
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,600
You two are perfect for each other.

281
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,600
We're just not so sure
about that anymore.

282
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,400
We're not in a good place.

283
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,400
Now, this is not a decision
that we're taking lightly.

284
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,600
Cynthia and I have been
together for eight long years.

285
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,800
And if it's not meant to be,

286
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,800
we just don't want to waste
any more of each other's time.

287
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:26,100
Yeah. Because, if we do get divorced,

288
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:28,600
it will take at least six months

289
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,500
to go through the five stages of grief.

290
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,600
For the sake of argument,

291
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,600
let's optimistically assume it takes
six months to find compatible mates.

292
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,300
Tack on another 12 months for courtship,

293
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,800
an additional six months
for attempting procreation...

294
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,500
You can see how this starts to stack up.

295
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:46,500
Sounds like you guys are really
working from the heart on this one.

296
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,700
Well, we're lost, Dave,

297
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:50,100
and so what we need to do is we
need to take the next two weeks

298
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,500
and we need to find out whether
we're gonna push forward,

299
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,100
or whether we're gonna fold up shop.

300
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:57,100
And that is why we are going to go here.

301
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:01,600
You're on, Cyn.

302
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,600
Welcome to Eden. Okay? The
ultimate playground for couples.

303
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:09,700
It's got fun, it's got sun.
It's Disneyland for adults.

304
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,300
Wow. That is amazing.

305
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:15,300
Yeah, you guys are gonna have a blast.

306
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:18,000
Actually, we have found
a great group rate.

307
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,900
Oh, there's the fine print.

308
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,000
No, now... Now, Joey, you know, just...

309
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,500
The embarrassing fact is that, you know,

310
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,500
Cynthia and I can't afford to
go to this place by ourselves,

311
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,100
but if all of us go
together, it's half-price.

312
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,200
It's called the Pelican Package.

313
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:36,300
Okay? It's six nights, seven
days and it's all inclusive.

314
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:39,300
And there are quite a few
activities you can choose from.

315
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,700
Who here likes to eat?

316
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,200
I know you guys do. I sure do.

317
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,400
Right? Boom!

318
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,400
Why not do it at a
four-star restaurant?

319
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,000
You guys, it has a
state-of-the-art spa.

320
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,500
Ah. Mmm-hmm.

321
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,300
They've got your kayaking,
they've got your windsurfing,

322
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:55,400
they've got your canoeing,

323
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,100
they've got your jet skiing. Wow.

324
00:14:57,100 --> 00:15:00,000
It's got Couples Skill
Building and snorkeling...

325
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,600
Who, whoa, whoa. Back up.

326
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,800
What was that last thing?

327
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,900
Snorkeling?

328
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,300
No, no. Before snorkeling
and after jet skiing,

329
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,900
you said, "Couples Skill Building."

330
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,500
That sounds like therapy to me.

331
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,700
See, that's gonna be a problem.

332
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,200
We don't believe in therapy. No.

333
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,900
Hell to the no.

334
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:16,400
Then you don't have to do it.

335
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,400
That's the great thing about
the Pelican Package, you guys.

336
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,300
It really includes everything.

337
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,300
Obviously, Jason and I want to partake

338
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,000
in the Couples Skill Building,

339
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,700
but you guys can just do the fun stuff.

340
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,200
So what are we asking?

341
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,500
We're asking for you
guys to fly to paradise

342
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,000
and have an awesome time, okay?

343
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,600
I mean, this... Come
on, it would be a blast.

344
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,100
Jason, I got a job,

345
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:39,100
and with everything that's going on with
the house and with the kids right now,

346
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,600
it would be impossible
for us to leave them.

347
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,700
Yeah, we can't.

348
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:45,700
When was the last time you
two took a vacation? Hmm?

349
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:51,100
I mean, don't you want to go
to this island and have fun,

350
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,100
together, as a couple?

351
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,900
What kind of question is that?

352
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,100
That's like asking Richard Simmons,

353
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,700
would he rather stuff his face
or skip around to the oldies.

354
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,400
Of course he'd rather stuff
his face, but he can't,

355
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,200
'cause he's... He's got
to stay thin so he can...

356
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,700
So he can get up and do his
thing and... And make videos.

357
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:07,300
Maybe he needs the money. Maybe
he's got a gambling problem!

358
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,000
I don't know what goes
on in that dude's head!

359
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,100
And I'd love to go to that
island, but I can't, either.

360
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:14,100
Not 'cause I got to make videos like
Rich, but I got other obligations.

361
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,600
Listen, I can really appreciate
the situation that you guys are in.

362
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,400
Right, well, we need
to know by midnight.

363
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,700
We've been on the wait list forever

364
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:26,000
and these slots just opened up.

365
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,500
We'd need to leave next week.

366
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,600
Next week?

367
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,800
That's right.

368
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,700
What happened to spontaneity?
What happened to fun?

369
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,800
I don't know. Why don't we
have a PowerPoint presentation

370
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,100
on spontaneity and fun
and figure that one out?

371
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:39,100
Look, Cynthia and I
need this trip, okay?

372
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,400
I mean, really. You
know, the problem is,

373
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,100
you know, we've stopped having fun

374
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:48,100
and we're not even sure we
know how to anymore, okay?

375
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,100
So, what we need to find out
is can we get back to the place

376
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,600
where we really enjoy
each other, you know?

377
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,600
Can we get back to the place
of, you know, being in love?

378
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,500
Cynthia's IM-ing me.

379
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,700
Jason was IM-ing me all night.

380
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,700
What'd you tell him?

381
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:19,700
I logged off.

382
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:22,900
The place did look beautiful.
You know what it made me think?

383
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:26,300
It'd kind of be like we got
to take our honeymoon, finally.

384
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,100
God, yeah.

385
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:32,100
That'd be great.

386
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,400
Really?

387
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,000
Yeah.

388
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,000
Don't you think? I mean, I don't
know, maybe it's a girl thing.

389
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,500
When you're a little girl,

390
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,500
you dream about your
wedding and your honeymoon...

391
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,400
You know.

392
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,500
I was pretty lucky to
get that job right away.

393
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,600
Yeah, of course.

394
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,900
I mean, I can't even imagine...

395
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,900
Living in your dad's
basement any longer? No.

396
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,200
It's funny how time goes so fast.

397
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,100
That doesn't seem that long ago.

398
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,500
No.

399
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,800
Seems like we just had so much going on

400
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,800
and we have ever since,

401
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,400
but maybe the thing to do is just really

402
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,300
buckle down over these next six months

403
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:20,300
and then when we come up
for air, we'll go somewhere.

404
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,800
That sounds like a plan.

405
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,400
Dave? Did you hear that?

406
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,400
Go back to bed, honey.

407
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,900
What's going on?

408
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,500
I think there's someone outside.

409
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000
Okay, I'll check it out.

410
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,900
Honey, be careful.

411
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,300
Freeze! Do not move!

412
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:29,300
Hey, don't... No, it's me, it's
me, it's me! It's me! It's Jason!

413
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:30,800
What's going on?

414
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,100
It's fine, honey, it's Jason.

415
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,300
Hello!

416
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:34,500
Why didn't you call?

417
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,600
Didn't want to wake you up.
Sorry, blew that. Back to bed.

418
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,600
Are you crazy? I could've
blown your head off!

419
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,200
What does that say about you, huh?

420
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,200
Rapists don't gently toss
pebbles at the window, Dave.

421
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,600
Wait, can you let me figure it out,
please? There's too much going on.

422
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,000
Turn it off!

423
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,200
It costs money every
time this thing goes off.

424
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:56,300
Hello? Yeah, everything's
fine. I'm sorry.

425
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,400
The password is
"ass-tastic." That's right.

426
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,400
"Ass-tastic." One word.
"Ass-tastic." "Ass-tastic." It's...

427
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,600
A-S-S-T-A-S-T-I-C.
Okay? Ass-tastic.

428
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,900
That's right, it's... Okay.
Yeah. No, thank you. We're fine.

429
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,400
l... Yes, thank you.

430
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,200
Didn't want to go with the pet's name?

431
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,400
What are you doing here, dude?

432
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,300
What do you think I'm doing here?

433
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:27,300
Jas, you're showing up to my
house in the middle of the night.

434
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,300
Dave. You're breaking and
entering. You're on tilt.

435
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,500
Yeah, I know, I'm losing my mind.

436
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,500
This... The whole fertility doctor
thing is just an absolute disaster.

437
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,900
We don't communicate anymore.
We're fighting all the time.

438
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:40,400
We... The only time we have sex is,

439
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,700
you know, when she's ovulating,

440
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,300
and even then, it's
cold. It's emotionless.

441
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:46,000
It's... I don't know.

442
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,100
Like an oil derrick.

443
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,100
We used to be very,
very spontaneous at that.

444
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,300
Now, it's... I don,t know.

445
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,900
Twice a week, tops.

446
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,200
That's a lot.

447
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,300
Is it? How often do you do it?

448
00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:00,200
It's different now, 'cause
we got the kids, so...

449
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,400
So?

450
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,400
Well, my son falls
asleep in the bed with us.

451
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,700
That shouldn't stop you.

452
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,100
That's disgusting.

453
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,700
I'm not saying he
should tickle your balls.

454
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,300
Just move him into his
room when he falls asleep.

455
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,900
Jason. I can really appreciate
what you're going through,

456
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:14,400
but, man, this couldn't
come at a worse time.

457
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,800
There's just no way
that we can pull away

458
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,200
from everything and go right now.

459
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,000
I'm sorry, but there's just
no way we can go on the trip.

460
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,000
I'm just scared, you know. Just scared.

461
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,200
You know, my whole life,
everything I've known about it

462
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,700
for the last eight years might be over,

463
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:29,800
and, you know, I'm
prepared to face that,

464
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,200
you know, if it,s for the best.

465
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,200
If, you know... If it's not
there anymore, then, you know,

466
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,400
I'll face it. I don't
want to do that alone.

467
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,400
And I know that Cynthia
doesn't want to do that alone.

468
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,600
You know, we'd just... We'd
love to have our friends there.

469
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,400
You know that if you go,
everyone else will go.

470
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,400
And I have never asked you for anything.

471
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,000
But I am asking you for this, Dave.

472
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:54,900
Daddy?

473
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,900
Hey, guys, the alarm
was just an accident.

474
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,600
You can go back to bed.
It's just Uncle Jason.

475
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,300
Okay, guys. It's fine. Let
me take you back to bed.

476
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:06,300
We want you to go on your trip.

477
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:08,500
We heard you talking at the party

478
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,100
and you said you
couldn't go because of us.

479
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:12,800
We don't want you guys to get a divorce.

480
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,000
What?

481
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,500
What are you talking about,
honey? We're not getting a divorce.

482
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,800
But we just want you to be happy.

483
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,600
Guys, we are happy.

484
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,800
We're very happy, honey.

485
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,800
Were you guys listening to
Uncle Jason's slide show?

486
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,700
Thank you, buddy. That's great.

487
00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:32,300
That was adult time.

488
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:34,500
And why do you think they
were listening, Jason?

489
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:36,300
I'm sorry about that.

490
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:39,300
We want you to go, so we called
Grandpa to come take care of us.

491
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,300
You called Grandpa?

492
00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:45,200
You called him tonight?
It's a three-hour drive.

493
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,300
Grandpa's coming to babysit us.

494
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:49,600
Is Grandpa driving down here now?

495
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,400
Yay! Grandpa Jim Jim's here!

496
00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:56,900
You know, this has
gotten way out of hand.

497
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:59,500
I'm sorry. I just... I wanted five
minutes of your time. I'm so sorry.

498
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:00,800
You got... You got kids, you got guns,

499
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,100
you got grandpas that, you know...

500
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:05,100
You got to explain infertility
and divorce and all that,

501
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,900
and so you got a lot of
parenting to do tonight.

502
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:09,300
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna
let myself out right here.

503
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,700
I will, however, take the fact that

504
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:13,700
Grandpa Jim Jim's at the front
door as a firm, tentative yes.

505
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,700
Pack lots of shorts.
It's really hot there.

506
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:20,700
You're gonna sweat your
bag off. Night-night, kids!

507
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,700
Hi. Welcome.

508
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,600
Thank you.

509
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,600
This place is beautiful.

510
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,100
Look. Hi, hello.

511
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,900
Holy shit, this looks like
a screen saver! Thanks.

512
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,400
Seems like he might be kind
of the guy. Come on, gang.

513
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,100
Hi, we are the Smith
party. Party of eight.

514
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,200
Eight for Smith.

515
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,300
Jason Smith?

516
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:12,400
That's me.

517
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,000
Welcome to Eden.

518
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000
My name is Sctanley. Spelled with a "C".

519
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:21,700
I will be escorting you
to the Eden West resort.

520
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,400
Please, step aboard our shuttle.

521
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,400
No need to take your bags. They will
be waiting for you in your villas.

522
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:45,300
Excuse me. Sorry. Is this the
shuttle for the Eden resort?

523
00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,300
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the shuttle.

524
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:50,600
Raq, she's still a little
buzzed from the flight.

525
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,300
Man, totally. Me, too. I
don't even know what I'm doing.

526
00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:56,000
Excuse me. What name are your
reservations booked under?

527
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,800
The San Diego Dance Academy.

528
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,900
Wow.

529
00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,500
Ah. You ladies are actually travelling

530
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,900
on this shuttle, to Eden East.

531
00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:05,600
Bummer. Bye.

532
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,600
See you. Bye.

533
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,600
Bye.

534
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,400
Would you care to join your wife?

535
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,700
Let's do it. Shall we?

536
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:15,000
Are they going some place else?

537
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Eden East. It is an
entirely different resort.

538
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,700
It's beautiful.

539
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:38,900
And the luggage is
already in there, huh?

540
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:40,300
Yeah. This is yours.

541
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,500
Unbelievable.

542
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,800
The 101.
- Wow.

543
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,600
And we can jump right
out into this here?

544
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,400
You can do whatever you like.

545
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,500
Wow.

546
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:50,300
Look at the water.

547
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:51,500
Please. Thank you.

548
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,900
Wow. Wow.

549
00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,900
I'm gonna check the bedroom. Okay, baby.

550
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:58,900
Look at this, baby.

551
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,300
Oh, my God. Look at this.

552
00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:01,600
Welcome to your villa.

553
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,900
It keeps getting better, huh?

554
00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:05,400
It's like a little love hut.

555
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,500
Wow.

556
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:09,500
This is insane!

557
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:12,500
Honey, they got fish that you
can see here through the floor!

558
00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:15,500
Baby, they got a hole
where you can see the fish!

559
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:18,500
Yeah, they got fish in here, too, baby!

560
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:20,900
Jason, this is dreamy.

561
00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:23,200
Baby, you can jump right
in the ocean on this thing,

562
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,700
and they got a hot tub on the deck!

563
00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:27,200
They got the ocean and
they got the hot tub!

564
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,100
You can dive in the ocean
and you got a hot tub!

565
00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:31,900
Yeah, they got a hot tub in here, too!

566
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:36,100
Oh, my God. Yo, I gotta
take a picture of this.

567
00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:38,200
Did I tell you? Did
I deliver? Oh, my God.

568
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,100
She ain't never seen nothing like this.

569
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,300
I roll like this! Shit, yeah!

570
00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:42,800
I'm glad you like, sir.

571
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,600
I be rolling like this.

572
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,900
So what goes on over
there? I hear there's music.

573
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:50,200
Is a party for single
woman and men, sir.

574
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,900
Yes. How do l get over there?

575
00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:53,800
No, you cannot. You can
take the boat if you want,

576
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,800
but not for you. Okay,
when's the boat? Not for me.

577
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,500
No, because you got married here,

578
00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:00,300
the west coast to Eden Resort
so that's why you must keep here.

579
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,400
I don't understand what you're
saying. You sound like Chewbacca.

580
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,900
Well, my instinct is
to stay married to her,

581
00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:05,400
but what do you think I should do?

582
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,000
I mean, do you get a good vibe
from us or not-so-good vibe?

583
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,100
I don't know, sir.

584
00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:10,800
What about this room, in particular?

585
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,300
You've checked a lot
of people into this room

586
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:13,800
and checked a lot of people out.

587
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,800
Do they usually leave
happier or less happy?

588
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,300
I really don't know, sir.

589
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:19,900
How do I get over to the party?

590
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,000
By boat or by taxi boat.

591
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,500
Okay. I'd like to arrange
a boat or a taxi boat.

592
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:23,700
No, it's not possible for you.

593
00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:25,000
Must to stay here with your wife.

594
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,200
Okay, so how do I...

595
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,800
Fish!

596
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,100
Hello.

597
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:31,100
Where's the television? The main house.

598
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,100
There's no TV in the
room? No, not possible.

599
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,600
But it's the playoffs.

600
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,800
As an alternative to television,

601
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,700
might I recommend a stroll
to the hidden waterfall?

602
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,500
Might you recommend
putting honey in my ears

603
00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:41,900
and having me fall asleep on an anthill?

604
00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:43,700
It's the playoffs.

605
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:46,700
Honey, the waterfall sounds
amazing. A little romance.

606
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,800
You'll find that the Eden program
creates a palace of solitude,

607
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,600
if you just give yourself over to it.

608
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,000
How's the cell service here?

609
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Monsieur Marcel believes that
technology is a distraction.

610
00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:59,400
Well, how about tipping,
would that be a distraction?

611
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,800
I'm kidding you.

612
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,300
Tipping is not permitted,
nor is money of any kind.

613
00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:05,700
Everything here in Eden is free.

614
00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:06,800
Really?

615
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,800
We do, however, accept smiles.

616
00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:19,800
Did you guys hear what
they have in the spa?

617
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,000
With the snow?

618
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Did you know that they have a
steam, a rain, and a snow room here?

619
00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:25,800
It's a new European spa.

620
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,200
What's a wahoo?

621
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,800
It's a fish.

622
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,500
I don't eat fish.

623
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,300
It's out of this world.
They catch it right here.

624
00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:35,100
I used to work at Red Lobster,

625
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:38,100
so I know what they do with
them fish in the kitchen.

626
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:41,000
But, baby, this is not like the Red
Lobster. It's a four-star restaurant.

627
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,500
I don't give a shit! It's
still Mexicans cooking that shit

628
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:45,700
and I know what they do to it!

629
00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:48,700
I'm one-twelfth Latina, and
even if I wasn't, I'm 100% human,

630
00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:51,700
so I don't appreciate
comments like that.

631
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:54,200
I don't make fun of tu
la raza, so porfavor,

632
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,700
please, don't make fun of mi la raza-

633
00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:59,700
Oh, I'm sorry, boo. I
didn't mean no disrespect.

634
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:03,100
Yo, I was with mad Mexicans
before Shane, anyway.

635
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,400
Good evening. I trust
you're all settled in.

636
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,200
Hey, my main man!

637
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,700
Are you in the mood
to accept some smiles?

638
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:14,000
"Cause this spread is phenomenal.

639
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Why don't you join us for a
drink? You want to pull up a chair?

640
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,100
We'll order some shots.

641
00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:19,200
You might want to go easy on
those. You have an early morning.

642
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,400
Quite the contrary.

643
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,700
I don't have an early morning,

644
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:24,100
'cause I tell you what's
gonna go down tonight.

645
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:27,000
I am going to get just
a little bit tipsy.

646
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000
And then I'm gonna go ahead and
stuff my face on the Seafood Tower,

647
00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:33,300
and I plan on shutting
it down in a big way.

648
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,200
l, if everything goes
well, will be in my room,

649
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,900
passed out on my face, come lunch-ski.

650
00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:42,400
Well, I'm afraid that
isn't going to be possible.

651
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,800
I'm here to present
you with your itinerary.

652
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,900
Fantastic. You guys hear that?

653
00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:48,900
This is a hard copy thing, too.

654
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,300
This is not like... This isn't like

655
00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:51,600
a piece of paper with an itinerary.

656
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,100
No. This is like a book.

657
00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:56,100
Thanks. And the journey begins.

658
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Couples Skill Building at 6:00 a.m.?

659
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,100
Yeah, see, I was
planning on sleeping in,

660
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:10,200
and then maybe hitting the jet skis.

661
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,100
That is not part of your immediate
program here at Eden West.

662
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:15,100
But it was in the slide show. Uh-huh.

663
00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:17,900
That would be more
appropriate at the Eden East.

664
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:19,000
What's Eden East?

665
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,300
The singles' resort.

666
00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:22,000
Singles" resort?

667
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,700
Here at the Eden West, our
focus is on renewing bonds

668
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,300
and nurturing neglected partnerships.

669
00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:29,100
And what's your focus over there?

670
00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:32,100
Sex, mostly.

671
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,700
Freeing inhibitions.

672
00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:34,900
I'm sure if we play our cards right'

673
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:36,200
we'll be having plenty
of sex here on our side.

674
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,100
Am I wrong, gang?

675
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:42,100
I spent three years of
therapy with Jennifer,

676
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:45,100
talking about our
feelings and our problems,

677
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,800
trying to hold onto our marriage.

678
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,000
The last thing I want to do is talk.

679
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,100
Look, I think there's been
a misunderstanding here.

680
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,200
See, we signed up for the fun stuff,

681
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,300
with the touchy-feely
shit being optional.

682
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:56,400
Thank you.

683
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,700
I think it's called the Pelican Package.

684
00:30:57,700 --> 00:30:59,300
Yes, the Pelican Package,

685
00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:02,300
which is monsieur
Marcel's signature course.

686
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:03,400
Great.

687
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,400
A healthy combination of
couple-friendly activities,

688
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,100
ample down time... That's the one.

689
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:10,800
...sprinkled in with some
Couples Skill Building courses,

690
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,100
designed to reignite the dimming flames

691
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,100
of even the most
mismanaged relationships.

692
00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:19,100
Okay, see, these relationships
are not mismanaged.

693
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,800
Well, thank you, Dave. Yes.

694
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,100
Yeah. I'm just saying
we're here to have some fun,

695
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:25,200
so we are excited about
the couples' activities,

696
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,400
as well as some down time.

697
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,400
It's the flame-lighting thing
that does not have us inspired.

698
00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:32,200
That's more suited for
this particular couple here.

699
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,600
I don't think you're
quite understanding me.

700
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,100
Monsieur Marcel's Pelican Package

701
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:40,100
is not a fast-food restaurant wherein

702
00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:43,200
you pick what you want from a menu.

703
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,700
Monsieur Marcel is the
single most-recognized

704
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:48,700
couples whisperer in the entire world.

705
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,100
Couple whisperer?

706
00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:53,000
He has studied
psychology, yoga, tai chi,

707
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000
The Art of War, and combined
them to form this place, Eden.

708
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,300
The Mecca for couples. Mmm.

709
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:03,200
He has designed a program
specifically for you.

710
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,200
You either partake of the
entire meal or have none of it.

711
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:10,900
I think you're being a little
extreme here, Mr. Belvedere.

712
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,200
We have a very long waiting list.

713
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,900
If there's been some
kind of misunderstanding,

714
00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:20,900
I'd be happy to refund your
money, and you can go on your way.

715
00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:24,700
We will, however, not be
able to refund your airfare.

716
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,700
No, it's just that we were excited

717
00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:28,800
about the sightseeing and the hiking

718
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,800
and the jet skiing and
the snorkeling. It's...

719
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,100
Well, there are plenty of places

720
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:34,400
that provide those activities.

721
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,800
Perhaps this troupe
might be more comfortable

722
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,800
at a Sandals or a Club Med.

723
00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:43,100
This here is monsieur Marcel's Eden.

724
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,600
Now, if you're not at Couples
Skill Building by 6:00 a.m.,

725
00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:51,200
I'll take that as you want your refund

726
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,200
and will not be completing the program.

727
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Screw him! Where does he get
the ass to run down Sandals?

728
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,400
Sandals rocks.

729
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,800
It's just one little
thing we have to do.

730
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,800
It'll be over in a few hours and
then we have fun the rest of the day.

731
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,200
You know, let's just
not forget why we came.

732
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,500
This is not what we signed up for!

733
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:11,700
This is not what we signed up for.

734
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:13,000
I don't remember ever
seeing 'mandatory,"

735
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,300
but, listen, we just go with it.

736
00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:17,300
Now we're on Han's Island about
to do the thing with Bruce Lee.

737
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,000
Guys, guys, I don't think
there's any reason to overreact

738
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,100
right off the bat, okay?

739
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:22,300
Obviously, the meal is included,

740
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,000
from what he said, so
let's just sit here,

741
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000
we'll weigh the pros and cons from
a calm place, we'll make a decision.

742
00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:30,300
That was amazing.

743
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:33,300
Oh, might have been the
best meal I've ever had.

744
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,200
Well, could be a full week of those.

745
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,100
What are you doing? Your last course.

746
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,800
Dessert.

747
00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:46,100
It is so beautiful here. I can't
wait to go see that waterfall.

748
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:49,100
The weather is perfect, we got huts
on the water, and now I am eating art.

749
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:52,700
So we give up a little bit of
our day to talk about feelings.

750
00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:55,700
How bad can it really be, right?

751
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,200
Welcome to Eden Resort.

752
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:15,800
I am Marcel.

753
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,600
Hi. Morning.

754
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,600
I know why you are all here.

755
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,400
You are here to seek the answer

756
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,400
to the most commonly
asked question by all,

757
00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:32,900
how do we make it work?

758
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:38,100
How?

759
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:42,700
I have laid out a personalized program

760
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,800
designed to challenge you all,

761
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:51,500
both as couples and as individuals.

762
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,000
If you follow diligently my program,

763
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,800
the answer to this question
will be revealed to you,

764
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,800
as well as your inner animal spirit.

765
00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:09,300
This I promise.

766
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:17,500
I do not, however, promise
that you and your chosen partner

767
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:22,100
will have what it takes to sustain it.

768
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,400
Please, line up on the beach.

769
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,300
Take your places.

770
00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:33,400
Out here?

771
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,400
This way. Men on one
line, facing the ocean.

772
00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:40,100
Women, back to the water.

773
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,400
Now remove your mask.

774
00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:53,200
Undress!

775
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,200
Oh. All right.

776
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,700
It's a freeing exercise.

777
00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:58,000
This is starting to
get a little creepy now.

778
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,600
It'd mean a lot to me if you"d just
take your pants off, all right, Dave?

779
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:01,700
Is that why you brought me here?

780
00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:04,700
This is... What is this?

781
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,900
You must undress, my friend.

782
00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:18,100
I'm afraid that's not a option
for me today, you know, man.

783
00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:20,200
It's the program.

784
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,400
Right. I don't have any drawers, though.

785
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,800
Well, Sctanley said he had this
conversation with you last night.

786
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,800
Now, if you've chosen to stay,
you've chosen to participate.

787
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,400
Now, if you're not wearing any drawers,

788
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,400
then, hey, that was meant to be.

789
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,800
Let it all hang out.

790
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,400
Explore. Explore with your eyes.

791
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,400
Explore your mate.

792
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,500
We are all made in God's image.

793
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,800
That means we are all perfect.

794
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,800
Stand with pride. Look
closer. Own your bodies.

795
00:36:57,100 --> 00:37:00,100
And now, tell your partner
a truth. A beautiful truth.

796
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:04,700
You look like the earth.

797
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:06,800
What?

798
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,900
Why are you listening
to what I'm saying?

799
00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:09,000
Why don't you have
your own conversation?

800
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,200
It's hard to have my own conversation
when you're telling Cynthia

801
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,300
that she looks like the earth.

802
00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:13,500
Did you hear what I said?

803
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,000
Yeah. I'm not really
sure I like that one.

804
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,300
Well, I just mean that, you
know, you look bountiful. Okay?

805
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,100
Fruitful. Fertile.

806
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:21,500
Okay. Now this is getting uncomfortable.

807
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:24,500
Please, make a palace of solitude
between you and your partner.

808
00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:31,000
Why are you wearing trousers?

809
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,600
I explained to the guy in the dress

810
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,500
that I didn't have any drawers on.

811
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:39,500
Yes, but this exercise
is about owning your body.

812
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,700
Mmm.

813
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:43,800
What is your name, dear?

814
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,100
Trudy.

815
00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:48,100
Trudy. What a beautiful name.

816
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:51,300
Please, tell him that you love his body.

817
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,400
For real? Yes.

818
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,600
I love your body.

819
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,900
Really?

820
00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,300
Of course! So powerful, so strong.

821
00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:03,300
Powerful frame with layer upon
layer of dormant, relaxed muscle,

822
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,800
waiting, like a panther, to
pounce on its quivering prey.

823
00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:13,700
Please, take off his pants. Yes.

824
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,000
I'm not ready to pounce today.

825
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,100
Yes.

826
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:22,000
I don't have any drawers.
No. No. Right here, baby.

827
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,500
It's okay. It's okay. Hair!

828
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:26,000
Sorry, I'm sorry. Careful.

829
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,000
Here it comes. Here it comes.

830
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:34,100
Wonderful! Stare at
it! Stare at all of it.

831
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:35,700
Is his junk out?

832
00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:36,900
Yep.

833
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,300
Is his junk literally out of his pants?

834
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:39,500
Yep.

835
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:42,500
Now it's a party.

836
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:53,500
How would you describe
your relationship?

837
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:54,700
Average. Great, yeah.

838
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,500
Great. Average. I mean, yeah.

839
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:59,500
And, to clarify, what is an
"average, great" relationship?

840
00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:02,700
Well, we... We make it through
things pretty good together.

841
00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:04,500
You know, we have two great kids.

842
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,600
No one's called 911 in
the middle of the night.

843
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:13,500
Like there's not domestic
violence in the... The... Yeah.

844
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:17,600
Ronnie, when you say you 'make
it through things together,"

845
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,000
what do you mean?

846
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Well, you know, the
usual stuff. Work, kids.

847
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,700
I'm much less interested
in "the usual stuff"

848
00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:26,900
and much more interested
in your particular stuff.

849
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:29,900
So, what do you make it
through together, specifically?

850
00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:34,700
Well, right now, specifically,

851
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,900
Dave is dealing with his new launch

852
00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:42,900
of his video game, Guitar Hero.

853
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:44,700
He sells Guitar Hero.

854
00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:47,700
And I am dealing with the renovations.

855
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:49,100
That's interesting.

856
00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:50,300
What's interesting?

857
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:53,100
Why do you keep writing stuff
down on your little pad there?

858
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:56,100
Oh, I'm taking notes.

859
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,800
Would it make you more
comfortable if I didn't take notes?

860
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,800
Yeah, actually, it would
make me more comfortable.

861
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:02,900
Thank you.

862
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,900
That's interesting.

863
00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:09,200
So we want to make the most
of our time here on the island,

864
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,600
so what we did was we put together
a little informational packet

865
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,900
to bring you up to speed
on our relationship.

866
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:15,300
Go ahead. That's for you.

867
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:17,200
It just contains pertinent medical data,

868
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,100
family histories, you
know, stuff like that.

869
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:22,100
Everything but a mix tape.

870
00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:25,300
How would you
characterize your marriage?

871
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:27,300
Perfect.

872
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:30,200
Fantastic.

873
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,200
Well, let's start with
something easy, then.

874
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,200
What's your favorite
thing about your partner?

875
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,000
Uh...

876
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,400
She's a good mom.

877
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,600
He really is a great dad.

878
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,100
And where did you meet?

879
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:46,100
School. High school. High school. Yeah.

880
00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:49,700
She was a cheerleader
- I was on the football team. Fullback.

881
00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:52,100
I coach now, but I used to play.

882
00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:55,100
And we had... We actually
had our daughter... We...

883
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000
On prom night, we conceived Lacey

884
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,900
and it was a little confusing at
the time, but it's been a blessing.

885
00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:04,400
It's been the best thing
that's ever happened to us.

886
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,800
It's been the best thing
that ever happened to us.

887
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,100
We did the right thing.

888
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:10,100
How often do you have sex?

889
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:13,900
She wants me to be
tougher, screw harder.

890
00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:17,900
Work less, but bring home more.

891
00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:20,100
I can't keep this shit straight.

892
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:23,100
All I know is, whatever I
do, it's not good enough. Mmm.

893
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,000
It's over.

894
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Then why are you here?

895
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,900
This is not my wife. This is
Trudy. I met her a couple weeks ago.

896
00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:34,900
Can we go boogie boarding now?

897
00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:37,200
And once people knew what
we were going through,

898
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,200
I think my cortisol levels
just shot up through the roof.

899
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,400
Because it's difficult to go through

900
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,400
a very private struggle publicly.

901
00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,400
I heard what you think,

902
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,100
but you know what I'm
really interested in

903
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:56,100
is hearing about how you feel.

904
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,800
Just tell her how you feel.

905
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,300
Well, I think if you
looked at everything that...

906
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:03,300
No, no, no, no. Just... Don't
explain intellectually how you feel.

907
00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:06,700
You know, just tell her
how you feel. In one word.

908
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,600
Sure.

909
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,600
Angry.

910
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,600
Cynthia?

911
00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:18,900
Judged.

912
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:20,200
Very good.

913
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,600
Yes? Progress.

914
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,700
Excited.

915
00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:25,600
Relieved.

916
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:26,900
That is it. Yeah.

917
00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:28,000
We're awesome at feelings!

918
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,400
Okay. Nice job today, guys.

919
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,000
That's all for today? Great
job. That's all for today.

920
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,100
All right, well, great. Yeah.

921
00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:34,800
How did we do? Did we do good?

922
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,100
I mean, are we gonna make it?

923
00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:38,600
Well, you know, it's just
our first session, you know.

924
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,300
We're not looking for an end
result here. It's not a competition.

925
00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:44,100
I get all that, but have you seen
couples that are worse off than us?

926
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:46,000
Yeah. Or are we that far gone?

927
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
We're... Are you gonna put a...
Like a numerical value on it?

928
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,500
You know, Doc? Like a one to 10?

929
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,000
One being worst, 10 being best?

930
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
No, hang on one second.
Where would you put us?

931
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,900
Right where you are, sir.

932
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,800
What if someone put a gun to
your head right now and said,

933
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,700
"You have to answer this
second or I'll shoot.

934
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:00,600
"Are they gonna make
it?" What do you say?

935
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:01,600
What would you say?

936
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,600
Whoa! Okay, no one has a
gun to my head, Mr. Smith.

937
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,000
It's hypothetical.

938
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,900
It's not a place for
inappropriate behavior.

939
00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:10,800
And you definitely don't pull a
hypothetical gun on your therapist.

940
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,900
Sorry.

941
00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:13,100
It's okay.

942
00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:14,600
Let's clear the karma. Okay?

943
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,500
I'll holster this.

944
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:18,100
See, you know, I work 10 hours a day,

945
00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:19,600
so by the time I come
home, I'm exhausted.

946
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,200
It's not that I don't want to answer
questions about the house renovation.

947
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,700
I really just don't want to
answer questions about anything.

948
00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:27,600
But, you know, you may just
be shutting your mind off,

949
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,600
but it can feel like you're
shutting your partner off as well.

950
00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:32,900
Again, that's a caution area.

951
00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:34,500
And just as a point of interest,

952
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,000
when you speak that way, David,

953
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,000
you're really
de-prioritizing your teammate.

954
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,200
Excuse me?

955
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,700
It's called "crossing
emotional boundaries."

956
00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:45,700
Or, more commonly,
"bulldozing." And it's ugly.

957
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,200
Ronnie, when you spoke earlier of...

958
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,200
Let me just find it in my notes here.

959
00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:02,500
There it is+ You said, "We make
it through things well together."

960
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,600
That doesn't sound very fun.

961
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,600
You don't want to look back and
say, "I made it through my life."

962
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,200
We want to enjoy our
projects, enjoy our work week.

963
00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:15,700
We want to enjoy our
lives, celebrate our lives.

964
00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:17,500
And all this talk about my project

965
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:20,100
and his work, and my this and his that,

966
00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:22,800
and mine and his, and
mine and... It,s...

967
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,200
Where's us in all that?

968
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,200
Where is our journey? I don't hear it.

969
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,900
And it's because it's not there.

970
00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:32,900
Listen. I'm not saying that there's not

971
00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:34,800
some really stressful times sometimes,

972
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,900
because there is, but it works for us.

973
00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:39,700
Does it?

974
00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:42,700
I don't know.

975
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,800
Oh, gosh, I don't know, you guys.

976
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,300
There's no "us." There's no "we."

977
00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:51,300
You two could be perfect strangers.

978
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,600
I think the one thing that
we can agree on, today,

979
00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:59,300
is that you guys should be doing
a lot better than just "works."

980
00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:05,500
Pretty sure that's why you're here.

981
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,600
Oh. That's it. Great. Great
job, everybody. Thank you.

982
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,800
Lucy?

983
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,800
Good day, sir. I got room
service for you. I'm very sorry.

984
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,700
I didn't order that.

985
00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:53,700
I think your wife,
she called me for you.

986
00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:56,600
I'm...

987
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,400
This is just... Because I got a sunburn,

988
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,700
'cause it was... The sun
was very strong today.

989
00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:01,500
Yeah. I know. This is
good for sunburns, right?

990
00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:02,600
No. Okay.

991
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:03,700
It's good, yeah?

992
00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:05,200
It's good for sunburn?

993
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,600
Okay, so I don't see anything.

994
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:07,900
See what? There's nothing to see.

995
00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:09,100
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. It works great.

996
00:47:09,100 --> 00:47:10,500
Okay, I move now. No. That was.
-. That was...

997
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:13,500
There's nothing to move.
I... I was... I had a sunburn.

998
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,500
Good night, sir.

999
00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:49,100
Now we will enjoy looking at the fish!

1000
00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:51,600
See and take in with your eyes

1001
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,600
all the beauty the ocean has to offer!

1002
00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:58,100
As these new things come at you,

1003
00:47:58,100 --> 00:48:00,400
you may not have seen them before,

1004
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,400
but be open to them and
find the beauty within.

1005
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,900
Hey, buddy. Yep.

1006
00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:08,100
Thanks a lot for bringing
me to Problem Island.

1007
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,400
What are we gonna do for an encore?

1008
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,600
Talk about all the people that we
slept with before we were married

1009
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:12,900
and really stir shit up?

1010
00:48:12,900 --> 00:48:14,100
What the hell are you talking about?

1011
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,000
The therapist is trying
to create a problem

1012
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,600
in my marriage that doesn't exist!

1013
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,500
Maybe he's not creating them,
maybe he's just noticing them.

1014
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,600
Okay, you know what?
Don't start with me.

1015
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,600
I'm serious. I don't need it.
These are the best in the world

1016
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,100
at what they do, all right?

1017
00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:25,800
If Jeff Gordon told you
that your oil was low,

1018
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,500
you might want to
think about changing it.

1019
00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:29,500
From the bucket, feed them!

1020
00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:31,300
My therapist is kind of pushy.

1021
00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:32,400
Really? Yeah.

1022
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,800
God, I like ours.

1023
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,800
Yeah, he said that Dave and
I take each other for granted.

1024
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,200
That, you know, our relationship
has become more like a job.

1025
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,400
How do you mean?

1026
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,400
For example, he says that
Dave is de-prioritizing me,

1027
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,400
that he doesn't pay attention
to what I actually want.

1028
00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:51,800
Yeah, but, honey, that's just
Dave being Dave, you know?

1029
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,800
Yeah.

1030
00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:57,900
But so then, what if Dave
being Dave is sort of like

1031
00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:01,200
Dave bulldozing me?

1032
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,800
Please continue to look at the fish!

1033
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,500
Enjoy them as they come at you!

1034
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:08,800
I get it, dude, it's
advanced snorkeling.

1035
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,800
Dave... Hey, I'm trying
to do this exercise!

1036
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,000
Why don't we talk about
this during down time, okay?

1037
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,200
This might be what the
therapist is referring to.

1038
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,600
You're missing out on life.

1039
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,500
It's happening right now, out
here, all around us, all right?

1040
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,700
And you're too busy
complaining about your problems

1041
00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:26,700
to enjoy all these beautiful
little fish that are...

1042
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,700
Marcel!

1043
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:33,800
Yes?

1044
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,900
Marcel, we have a real problem here!

1045
00:49:35,900 --> 00:49:38,900
It is not a problem!
It is a circle of life!

1046
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,200
The circle of life is
circling our lives right now!

1047
00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:45,500
Do not move, do not panic.

1048
00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:47,700
Shark! What?

1049
00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:48,900
Shark! Jason!

1050
00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:50,700
Okay, it's all happening, Marcel!

1051
00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:52,100
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1052
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:53,300
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God...

1053
00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:54,700
Don't worry! Wait!

1054
00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:56,600
These are only lemon sharks!

1055
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,900
This is all part of the course.

1056
00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:01,900
It is like life. Like in relationships.

1057
00:50:01,900 --> 00:50:04,900
They will not attack
unless they feel attacked!

1058
00:50:05,100 --> 00:50:08,100
Marcel, I need you to take
the French out of your mouth

1059
00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:10,800
and tell me what to do!

1060
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,200
Don't let them see your fear.

1061
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,900
Okay, I think we just hold
tight, we play it cool,

1062
00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:18,700
we don't make a move.

1063
00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:19,800
What was that? What?

1064
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,800
What was that? Jason, stop...

1065
00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:25,900
He said not to panic!
He said not to panic!

1066
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,800
I'm sitting in blood!
I'm sitting in blood!

1067
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,100
Marcel, this isn't a drill, buddy!

1068
00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:34,100
You got real sharks here!
It's time to get the guns'

1069
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,100
and it's time to shoot some fish!

1070
00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:38,000
Here on Eden, there are no guns!

1071
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,100
You got an American life at stake.

1072
00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:43,100
One life is not more
important than another.

1073
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,600
What do I do?

1074
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,900
My friends and my wife left me to die.

1075
00:50:46,900 --> 00:50:49,900
You must get out of
the chum, but slowly.

1076
00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:51,600
Okay.

1077
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,000
Swim slowly out of the chum!

1078
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,600
Slowly. Slowly. Yes, yes.

1079
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,700
Slowly, baby! Stop!

1080
00:50:56,700 --> 00:50:58,400
I don't know what to do.

1081
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,500
I don't know if I'm standing
still or I'm swimming.

1082
00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:03,500
Swim now! Stop!

1083
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,100
They're torturing me!
They're playing with me!

1084
00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:09,000
They're slow-playing me! Shoot them!

1085
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Swim slowly.

1086
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:17,300
Swim, swim, swim.

1087
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,200
Save yourselves! Go to
shore! It's too late!

1088
00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:30,500
They've got me! It's
only a matter of time!

1089
00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:33,700
There's no sharks around you,
honey. You're safe now, baby.

1090
00:51:33,900 --> 00:51:36,900
I don't know what's going through
my mind! I'd love some ice cream.

1091
00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:38,500
What? I'd love some ice cream,

1092
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:41,500
with maybe some pecans in it!

1093
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,600
Couples' massage is part of
your program and so important.

1094
00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,900
It gives you the chance
to bond, relax, reconnect.

1095
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,200
We prefer to bond on our own.

1096
00:51:52,700 --> 00:51:55,700
Okay, would you prefer
male or female therapists?

1097
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,000
What would you recommend more for like
a nurturing, pampering, motherly energy?

1098
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,700
Would that be a man or
a woman, do you think?

1099
00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:03,800
A woman.

1100
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,800
Well, I'm just so tight in my
shoulders. Do you have any...

1101
00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:09,900
Let me see.

1102
00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:12,900
We do have a male
masseur available, madam.

1103
00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:17,700
Daddy, I can't wait to
get my drink on tonight!

1104
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:22,300
Damn! Is this whole thing
uphill? Where's the downhill part?

1105
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,500
We gonna get our groove
on tonight. Right, Daddy?

1106
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:29,500
Of course, baby. You know how we do it.

1107
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:31,700
Well, hello.

1108
00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:34,700
Hi.

1109
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:36,600
Lucy.

1110
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:37,700
Yes.

1111
00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:38,800
Excellent.

1112
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,300
Who are you?

1113
00:52:40,300 --> 00:52:43,200
I am Xavier and I will be
your man-seur for today.

1114
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,200
Xavier?

1115
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,400
Yes.

1116
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,400
Mmm.

1117
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,300
Twenty, 30, 40, 50...

1118
00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:55,100
Hi.

1119
00:52:55,100 --> 00:52:56,200
Joey.

1120
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,900
Yes.

1121
00:52:57,900 --> 00:52:59,200
What's your name?

1122
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,300
Gert.

1123
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:01,700
What a beautiful name.

1124
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:04,000
Well, thank you.

1125
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Do you mind if I heat up the lotion?

1126
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,200
No. Heat that lotion up.

1127
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:11,200
The hotter the better.

1128
00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:27,200
What kind of massage do
you want? You left it blank.

1129
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,500
Korean?

1130
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,600
Korean? I am not familiar with Korean.

1131
00:53:32,100 --> 00:53:35,100
Dealer's choice. Whatever
releases the most tension.

1132
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,400
Mmm.

1133
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:44,500
Oh, that feels so good.

1134
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,900
Thank you.

1135
00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:48,900
I can't tell you how much I need
this. It has been a long time.

1136
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,400
Oh, I love pleasuring people.

1137
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,600
So do l.

1138
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,600
I mean, it's not my job,

1139
00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:01,500
but it is a job that I love
doing, if you know what I mean.

1140
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,600
I know exactly what you mean.

1141
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,500
So, Joey, do you have any problem areas?

1142
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:13,200
I hold a lot of tension
in my upper thighs.

1143
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,100
We'll get to your upper thighs.

1144
00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:17,000
It's just the top of my quads.

1145
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,300
As a matter of fact,
if you want to do, like,

1146
00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:20,700
the full 80 minutes on
the thighs, I'm good.

1147
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:21,900
Whatever you want.

1148
00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:24,900
Oh, I need this. You have no idea.

1149
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,600
Oh, you got great hands.

1150
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,600
Okay, Joey, what I want you to
do for me is just close your eyes.

1151
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,400
Quiet that mind, okay?

1152
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,100
Just listen to my voice.

1153
00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:40,100
Feel the sound slide down my throat

1154
00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:45,500
and come out through my mouth.

1155
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:48,700
Down my throat, come
out through my mouth.

1156
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:55,700
Down my throat...

1157
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,500
Keep... Keep going, keep going.

1158
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:03,000
Sir, I'm so sorry.

1159
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,000
No, no, no. Don't be sorry.
You shouldn't be sorry.

1160
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,200
No, I aroused you.

1161
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,900
You should be proud.

1162
00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:12,500
This hasn't happened
to me in a long time.

1163
00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:15,500
Are you attempting to have a
manual stimulation from me, sir?

1164
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,500
Am I...

1165
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:21,500
I am here on a couples retreat
with my wife in the other room.

1166
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:25,500
My husband Scott is just like a cat.

1167
00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:26,800
Scott?

1168
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,500
My husband.

1169
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:32,500
I'm trying to save my marriage
here. Look what you did to me.

1170
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,200
Well, that wasn't my intention, sir.

1171
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,200
It wasn't mine, either,
and now I'm humiliated.

1172
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,300
Well, I'm sorry.

1173
00:55:38,300 --> 00:55:40,200
You told me not to think.

1174
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,000
Well, when I don't think,
this is what happens.

1175
00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:44,000
You can't leave me all
backed up like this.

1176
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,600
What do you want me to do, sir?

1177
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,700
I don't know. We got to
figure out a solution.

1178
00:55:47,700 --> 00:55:49,500
You know, let's not take
anything off the table.

1179
00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:52,500
Let's start brainstorming. We"re
both in a maze together, okay?

1180
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,200
How do we get the cheese?

1181
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:59,200
I'm sorry, sir, but that is
not gonna have a happy ending.

1182
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:06,800
Give me the oil.

1183
00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:11,300
Go grab a smoke.

1184
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,100
Daddy, this is awesome!

1185
00:56:15,100 --> 00:56:18,100
Yo, they should put me up
in a video on this bitch!

1186
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:21,500
Don't go chasing waterfalls

1187
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,800
Stick me in the ocean I'm
gonna make it look real good

1188
00:56:26,900 --> 00:56:29,600
You go, girl.

1189
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,800
Daddy's got to ice his knee, baby, okay?

1190
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,100
If you just let me recharge my battery,

1191
00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:40,900
I promise, this'll be
more for you later, okay?

1192
00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:43,900
Technically, I was bit by a shark.

1193
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,300
Were you bit or were you nipped?

1194
00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:47,500
I mean, if you had been bit,

1195
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,100
you probably would have lost
a great deal of blood and...

1196
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,300
What difference does it
make to you two, anyway,

1197
00:56:51,300 --> 00:56:52,500
what you would call it?

1198
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:55,500
It hurt. And I had shark
teeth penetrate my skin.

1199
00:56:55,700 --> 00:56:57,800
And besides, Jason, it's
your fault that it happened.

1200
00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:59,400
The only reason I got
bit in the first place

1201
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,000
is because you did the worst thing

1202
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,100
you could possibly do in that situation.

1203
00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:05,300
You panicked and you threw
a bucket of chum in my face.

1204
00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:07,200
I did the prudent thing and I
got the hell out of the water.

1205
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,100
There were sharks in there,
David. What was I supposed to do?

1206
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:11,600
You know what? Remember
it however you want to

1207
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,400
and I'll remember it
how it actually happened.

1208
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,400
Dave. I mean, really, did
they penetrate your skin?

1209
00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:17,900
Do you really need that bandage?

1210
00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:20,600
Lucy, I don't know
what to tell you, okay?

1211
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,400
You tell me if I need the bandage.

1212
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,300
It looks like you scraped
yourself on the ladder,

1213
00:57:25,300 --> 00:57:26,400
maybe, on the way out.

1214
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,500
I'm sorry?

1215
00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:28,900
Did you get out of the water abruptly?

1216
00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:31,900
Hey, I don't know how to explain
it to you. Maybe I have tough skin.

1217
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,300
Perhaps lemon sharks don't
leave that bad of a mark.

1218
00:57:34,300 --> 00:57:35,400
Maybe they're pack animals

1219
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,100
and they're marking me
for later. I don't know.

1220
00:57:37,100 --> 00:57:39,200
Dave, I was in a car
accident once, okay?

1221
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:40,900
And it was really scary, I
had nightmares. But when...

1222
00:57:40,900 --> 00:57:42,200
I've been in a car accident, too.

1223
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:43,400
Have you ever been bit by a shark?

1224
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,600
I was never bit by a shark. I'm
just saying that I understand. My...

1225
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,700
Say it again. I was in a car accident.

1226
00:57:47,700 --> 00:57:48,800
No, say the last part.

1227
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:49,900
I was never bit by a shark.

1228
00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:52,900
That's it! Then you
shouldn't talk about it.

1229
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,900
And I'm not gonna sit here
and try to explain myself

1230
00:57:56,900 --> 00:57:59,400
to a bunch of black
and white suburban trash

1231
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,500
who don't know a damn
thing about the ocean.

1232
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:03,200
And you understand the ocean, honey?

1233
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:04,800
I have some real field
experience, honey, yeah.

1234
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:05,900
I had a shark attack.

1235
00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:07,900
I'm part of a very elite group.

1236
00:58:07,900 --> 00:58:09,100
Like people who have
been struck by lightning.

1237
00:58:09,100 --> 00:58:10,300
Not everyone can say
that they've had that

1238
00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:13,000
and maybe that's what's
going on here today.

1239
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,700
You know what? I don't want
to get in an argument with it.

1240
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,600
I really don't. You know what?

1241
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,500
I'm really exhausted.
It's been a long day.

1242
00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:21,500
I'm gonna go back to the
room. You want to come with me?

1243
00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:24,800
Baby, I thought we were gonna
go to the waterfall tonight

1244
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,700
and have a little alone time.

1245
00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:29,200
Sweetheart, I'm a shark attack survivor.

1246
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:31,700
I'm fried.

1247
00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:34,700
Honey, I think the fear was a
lot worse than the actual attack,

1248
00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:37,200
which I can totally appreciate,

1249
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,200
but the good news is you weren't hurt,

1250
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,400
so let's not ruin the evening over it.

1251
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,100
I'm sorry?

1252
00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:44,900
Honey, you weren't hurt.

1253
00:58:44,900 --> 00:58:47,200
Good night.

1254
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,600
Dave! Where you going?

1255
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,100
Dave. Come on, okay,
you got bit by the shark.

1256
00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:51,700
You got bit, I believe you!

1257
00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:54,700
We're here all the time, so let's
take that opportunity to go to bed.

1258
00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:58,600
Honey, we'll go to
the waterfall with you.

1259
00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,900
We'll grab our drinks and go.

1260
00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:02,800
Yeah. We could all go
together. It'll be beautiful.

1261
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,700
Hon? I was thinking that maybe

1262
00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:08,000
we might go back to the room, huh?

1263
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,700
Bolt the door, draw the shades, huh?

1264
00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:12,900
Just shut the whole world out

1265
00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:15,900
and sit Indian-style and
really explore our feelings.

1266
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:20,700
Daddy! Wake up!

1267
00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:22,600
It's too deep!

1268
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,600
Yo, you having a nightmare. You ain't
even in the water. It's night time.

1269
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,800
Look, you said we was gonna have
fun, so let's get up, let's dance,

1270
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:32,600
let's do a shot, let's
do something. Anything.

1271
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,800
Baby, let's just go back
to the room, all right?

1272
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,800
I don't want to go back to the
room. I don't want to go to sleep.

1273
00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:39,800
We're not going to sleep.

1274
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,000
We're not?

1275
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,600
Mmm-mmm.

1276
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,400
What we gonna do in there?

1277
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,000
For real?

1278
01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:06,200
So how was your night?

1279
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:09,200
My husband found himself in a
very traumatic shark situation.

1280
01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:10,900
Here we go.

1281
01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:13,900
As we were planning to go to the
waterfall and have a romantic evening,

1282
01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:16,200
because, as you know, we
don't do that very often

1283
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,900
because of the kids and work...

1284
01:00:17,900 --> 01:00:20,900
But somehow, this crazy,
traumatic shark experience

1285
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,000
was enough to make him neglect his wife.

1286
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:28,500
Ronnie, nice to meet you. Well said.

1287
01:00:29,900 --> 01:00:31,100
David, how did that make you feel?

1288
01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:32,500
I know my truth.

1289
01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:34,300
Excuse me? I know my truth.

1290
01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:37,300
Did you say, "l know my truth',?

1291
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:39,200
Oh, boy.

1292
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:42,200
Listen, I'm telling you,
you getting on my last nerve!

1293
01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:44,200
Yo, I didn't sign up for this!

1294
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,000
Yo, you said we was gonna be dancing.

1295
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,400
You said we was gonna be partying.

1296
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,500
You said we was gonna
be doing what we do.

1297
01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:51,600
You made promises, Daddy.

1298
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,500
Boo-Boo, look, they got me
doing a lot of activities.

1299
01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:55,700
What do you expect from me?

1300
01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:56,900
I'm tired.

1301
01:00:56,900 --> 01:00:59,200
You tired? Yo, I'm tired.

1302
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,700
Plain and simple, I ain't having it.

1303
01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:04,700
Sometimes we forget how to do
the easiest thing in the world,

1304
01:01:06,700 --> 01:01:09,700
which is just to talk to each other.

1305
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:13,800
Okay, let's start here.
Lucy, you go first.

1306
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:16,800
I want you to look at Joey and say hi.

1307
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,900
And Joey, after you've heard that,

1308
01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:21,900
I want you to look back at
Lucy and say hello in return.

1309
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,400
And then we'll just see where
it goes from there, okay?

1310
01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:36,700
Hi.

1311
01:01:36,700 --> 01:01:38,400
Hello.

1312
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,400
You kept saying "open" and
"fruitful" and other weird stuff.

1313
01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:45,700
That's not feeling, it's just more
talking in short half-sentences,

1314
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:49,400
and you managed to turn feeling
into a job or an activity,

1315
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,900
and it was exhausting.

1316
01:01:51,900 --> 01:01:53,500
So now it's my fault that
you don't feel satisfied!

1317
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:55,500
Everything is my fault?
Is that what you're saying?

1318
01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:57,400
I'm not saying that! I'm
crazy? You don't look at me!

1319
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:59,400
You don't ever ask me how I am! I work!

1320
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,000
You haven't looked at me in 10 years!

1321
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,000
I'm crazy and everything is my fault,

1322
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,000
and my family is awful, and
nothing at all is your fault!

1323
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,400
'Cause you rock, Joey!

1324
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,500
If a guy talked to me like
that, I'd punch him in the face.

1325
01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:12,700
You're such an asshole!

1326
01:02:12,700 --> 01:02:14,300
You're an asshole!

1327
01:02:14,300 --> 01:02:16,600
It's like a little kid who
gets a puppy for the first time,

1328
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,600
just hugs it so much, snaps its neck.

1329
01:02:19,700 --> 01:02:20,800
Cynthia's your puppy.

1330
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,300
It's puppy-cradle death syndrome.

1331
01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:24,800
All that love is gonna snap that puppy.

1332
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,800
Yeah, but... You don't want that!

1333
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:33,200
The dawning of a new day.

1334
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:36,400
A marriage is not a timeless agreement.

1335
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,800
It is one day. And each
day, it begins anew.

1336
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,800
Moments. Life is made of them,

1337
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,000
much the same as a great mosaic.

1338
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,000
A thousand little pieces
that make one great image.

1339
01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:58,700
But the most important
thing in life is...