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[♪ Paul Simon:
"Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard"]

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[laughing]

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<i>[man] That's me, Walter.</i>

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Where... Where'd you go?
Oh, there you are!

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<i>[Walter] I have the best life
in the whole world.</i>

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[laughing]

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<i>[giggles] That's my brother, Gary.</i>

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<i>He's the best friend
you could ever have.</i>

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<i>Yeah, I know what you're thinking.</i>

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<i>We could be twins.</i>

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<i>Here's where we live: Smalltown...</i>

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<i>...the best town
you could ever grow up in.</i>

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<i>Gary and I did everything together.</i>

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[bell dings]

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[grunting]

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[chuckles]

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<i>And, as the years passed,
my brother was always there for me.</i>

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I got it! Gary, throw me! Throw me!

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Aaah!

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<i>[Walter] We were a great team.</i>

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- Nice job, Walter.
- Thanks, Gary.

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[grunting]

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<i>[Walter] Oh, don't get me wrong.
It's not perfect.</i>

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<i>- That was so fun!
[Walter] Nothing is.</i>

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[man] Sorry, kid.

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[girl] I wanna do that again!
[man] Come on. I'll ride with ya!

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[boy] Hurry up!

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<i>[Walter] Even the sunniest days
can have a few clouds in them.</i>

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Ride's bogus, anyway.
Hey, wanna rent a video?

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[Walter] Yeah. Race you home!

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<i>And, well, that night
sorta changed everything.</i>

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<i>It's The Muppet Show, with our very
special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin!</i>

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<i>[Walter] I found them...</i>

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[gasps]

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<i>The Muppets.</i>

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[inhales deeply]

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<i>I guess you could say
I was their number one fan.</i>

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[gasps] Oh, Gary, it's an entire map
of The Muppet Studios.

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[rattling]
[chuckles]

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[gasps]

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<i>And they made all the difference.</i>

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<i>[kids] Trick or treat!
[Walter] Because from then on...</i>

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- Hey, guys.
- Oh, hey, Gary.

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- Hey.
- Hi-ho, guys. Yay!

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[laughing]

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[boy] Is that Kermit the Frog?
What is this, 1978?

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<i>[Walter] ...even on the worst days,
I knew...</i>

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[sighs]

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<i>...that as the years passed...</i>

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<i>[Kermit on TV] Cancel that last remark.</i>

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<i>[Walter] ...as long as there are singing
frogs and joking bears...</i>

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[both laughing]

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<i>...Swedish chefs and boomerang fish,</i>

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<i>the world can't be such
a bad place after all.</i>

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All right, good night, buddy.

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Oh, good night, Gary.

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<i>[Walter] And as long
as there are Muppets...</i>

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[yawns]

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<i>- ...for me...
[man on TV] ...hair-growing tonic.</i>

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<i>...there's still...</i>

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<i>[snoring]
- ...hope.</i>

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Aaah. Bye-bye!

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<i>[laughing]
[Kermit] Somebody get him!</i>

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Animal. Hey, Animal, come on.
The show's about to start.

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Show! Show! [yells]

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<i>Hey, Walter, why don't you join us?</i>

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<i>[man] Come on!</i>

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No! Wait! I want to be
with you guys! Please let me in!

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Kermit!

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[screaming, gasps]

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Whoa!

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Walter, are you OK, buddy?

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You're drenched in sweat.
Did you have the dream again?

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Ummm. No. Hey, so when are
you guys leaving today?

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Oh, um, just a couple hours now.

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Oh, wow, Gary, I think it is so cool
you're taking Mary to Los Angeles.

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I can't believe you guys
have been dating for ten years.

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I know. Yeah, she wanted to do
something special for this anniversary,

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and she's always
wanted to see Los Angeles, so...

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Hey, don't forget to send me a
postcard from The Muppet Studios.

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Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

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- I can't do that, Walter.
- But, Gary...

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Because... you're coming with us!

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[gasps] Qh, Gary!

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- But what about Mary?
- She's fine.

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- She said the more the merrier.
- <i>I...</i> I don't know what to say!

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The Muppet Studios are there, Gary.
I can't believe this!

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Better get a move on.
We don't want to miss that bus!

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No way! Who knows?
Maybe Kermit will be there.

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I wouldn't get
your hopes up, buddy.

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The Muppets haven't put
on a show together in years.

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I don't think they use the studios
for anything but tours any more.

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Nah, I think that's
just an Internet rumor.

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Like there's a country called Turkey.

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Walter, how many times
do we have to go over this?

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- Turkey is a very real country.
- Wow, Muppet Studios.

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- I can't believe it!
[up-tempo music plays]

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<i>♪ Everything is great
Everything is grand</i>

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<i>♪ I got the whole wide world
in the palm of my hand</i>

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<i>♪ Everything is perfect
It's falling into place</i>

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<i>♪ I can't seem to wipe
this smile off my face</i>

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<i>♪ Life's a happy song when there's
someone by my side to sing along</i>

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[both spit]

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<i>♪ When you're alone
life can be a little rough</i>

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<i>♪ It makes you feel like
you're three foot tall</i>

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<i>♪ When it's just you
Well, times can be tough</i>

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<i>♪ When there's no one there
to catch your fall</i>

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Whoooa! [grunts]

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<i>♪ Everything is great
Everything is grand</i>

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<i>♪ I got the whole wide world
in the palm of my hand</i>

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<i>♪ Everything is perfect
It's falling into place</i>

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<i>♪ I can't seem to wipe
this smile off my face</i>

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<i>♪ Life smells like a rose
♪ With someone to paint</i>

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<i>♪ And someone to pose
♪ Life's a piece of cake</i>

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[bell dings]

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<i>♪ With someone to pedal
♪ And someone to brake</i>

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<i>♪ Life is full of glee
♪ With someone to saw</i>

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<i>♪ And someone to see
 Life's a happy song</i>

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<i>♪ When there's someone
by my side to sing along</i>

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<i>♪ I've got everything that I need</i>

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<i>♪ Right in front of me</i>

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<i>♪ Nothing's stoppin' me</i>

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<i>♪ Nothin' that I can't be</i>

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<i>♪ With you right here next to me</i>

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<i>♪ Life's a piece of cake
♪ With someone to give</i>

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<i>♪ And someone to... Heavy cake!
♪ Life's a piece of pie</i>

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<i>♪ With someone to wash
♪ And someone to dry</i>

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<i>♪ Life's an easy road
♪ With someone beside you</i>

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<i>♪ To share the load
♪ Life is full of highs</i>

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<i>♪ With someone to stir
♪ And someone to fry</i>

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<i>♪ Life's a leg of lamb</i>

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<i>♪ With someone there to lend a hand</i>

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<i>♪ Life's a bunch of flowers</i>

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<i>♪ With someone to while away the hours</i>

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<i>♪ Life's a fillet of fish</i>

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<i>♪ Yes, it is
Life's a happy song</i>

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<i>♪ When there's someone
by your side to sing along</i>

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[all] Oooh...

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<i>♪ I've got everything that I need</i>

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<i>♪ Right in front of me
Nothing's</i>

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<i>♪ Stoppin' me
Nothin' that I can't be</i>

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<i>♪ With you right here next to me</i>

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<i>♪ I've got everything that I need</i>

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<i>♪ Right in front of me ♪</i>

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Sorry. I was super excited.

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All right, Carlos. Flip the ignition.

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[engine starts]

148
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And that is how you fix
a 12-volt starter.

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[bell ringing]
- Oh!

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You know what that means.
Spring break.

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[all groaning]

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It's OK. We'll be back
to studying in two weeks.

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Yay!

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- Have a nice vacation.
- Bye. Have fun.

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- Bye, Mr. Gary.
- Have a good break, guys.

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- Hey, great job, Carlos.
- Thanks.

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Enjoy your anniversary dinner.

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- Hi.
- I got you these.

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Oh. Sorry. It's probably from
the dance number I was doing.

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It's OK. They're really sweet.

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You excited for our big trip to LA?
I have our list.

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Me, too. [chuckles]

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Oh, this is the
most romantic thing ever.

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I've always dreamt
of seeing Los Angeles.

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I know. Walter can't wait either.

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You don't mind that he's coming, right?

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No. No, of course not.

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As long <i>as</i> we can spend our anniversary
dinner together. That's all I ask.

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Totally. It's gonna be the most
romantic anniversary dinner ever.

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I love you so much.

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Oh.

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- I love you, too.
- I'm gonna go check on Walter.

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[door opens]

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<i>♪ Everything's great
Everything's grand</i>

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<i>♪ Except Gary's always off
with his friend</i>

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<i>♪ It's never me and him
It's always me and him and him</i>

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<i>♪ I wonder when it's going to end</i>

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<i>♪ But I guess that's OK
'cause maybe someday</i>

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<i>♪ I know just how it's going to be
[horse whinnies]</i>

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<i>♪ He'll ride up on a steed
Get down on one knee</i>

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<i>♪ And say "Mary, will you marry me? "</i>

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<i>♪ Please ♪</i>

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<i>Oh...</i>

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<i>♪ I've got everything that I need</i>

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<i>♪ Right in front of me</i>

186
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<i>♪ Nothing's stoppin' me
Nothin' that I can't be</i>

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<i>♪ With you right here next to me</i>

188
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<i>♪ You've got everything that you need</i>

189
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<i>♪ Right in front of you
Nothing's stopping you</i>

190
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<i>♪ Nothing that you can't do
that the world can throw at you</i>

191
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<i>♪ Life's a happy song</i>

192
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<i>♪ When there's someone
by your side to sing</i>

193
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<i>♪ Life's a happy song</i>

194
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<i>♪ When there's someone
by your side to sing</i>

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<i>♪ Life's a happy song when there's
someone by your side to sing along ♪</i>

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[bus honks]

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[man] OK, they're gone!
[all groaning]

198
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[Walter] Hey, Gary, what should
we do first at Muppet Studio?

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Cause I was thinking that maybe we
could start at Fozzie's Joke Room...

200
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Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.

201
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The lines might be shorter
at Honeydew's Laboratory of Fun

202
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so maybe we should start there instead
I just... I just can't wait!

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[breaks squealing]

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[sirens blaring]

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Oh, Walter, don't be nervous.

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Oh, I know.
I just can't believe I'm here.

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The home of the Muppets!

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[speaking foreign language]

209
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What... What happened to this place?

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[sign creaking]

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Where...?

212
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- Where is everyone, Gary?
- I don't know, buddy. It's so...

213
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OK, well, I guess you guys
are it for today.

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[clears throat] Anyway, welcome
to the original Muppet Studio,

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where dreams can come true.

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[man speaking foreign language]

217
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- Is this the Universal Studios?
- Yes, it is.

218
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OK, now if you'll
just follow me, please.

219
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OK. This used to be Kermit's office.

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- Whoa.
- Mm-hmm.

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It's really the highlight of the tour.

222
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You should see it sometime.

223
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OK, this next building
is where they kept the rope

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and the medium-gauge wire for the
productions. Let's go take a look.

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- Come on, buddy.
[woman speaking foreign language]

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Wow!

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Oh, boy.

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Oh.

229
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,564
Whoa.

230
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,130
[doorknob rattling]
[gasps]

231
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:47,002
There. Now this here is
Kermit the Frog's old office.

232
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,288
- Or so we've been "toad."
[both laughing]

233
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:54,970
Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved
the Muppets since I was a boy.

234
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,888
And what better way
to honor the Muppets

235
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:02,045
than to make this beautiful
studio a Muppet museum.

236
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,647
[gasps]

237
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,529
I think I'll call this room

238
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,843
the "Kermit the Frog's
Old Office Room."

239
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,809
- Oh, that is lovely.
- Oh, good one, Mr. Richman.

240
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,885
Now, this here is the standard
"Rich and Famous" contract

241
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,651
Kermit signed 30 years ago,
that contains...

242
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,929
- The deed to this property.
- Exactly.

243
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:26,530
Now, this contract is 100 percent
ironclad, with one minor exception.

244
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,490
If the Muppets can raise the
ten million dollars it would cost

245
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,047
to buy the building before
this contract expires,

246
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,329
- then they get their studio back.
- You know, if I didn't know better,

247
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,330
I'd say you were reciting some
sort of an important plot point.

248
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,444
Well, I hope so. Otherwise,
I just bored the audience half to death.

249
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,602
You mean half the audience
is still alive?

250
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,250
[laughing]

251
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,726
It's nice doing business with you.

252
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,884
- Yes, sir. Come on.
- Goodbye.

253
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,008
I love geriatric humor.

254
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:56,603
Gentlemen, there's oil
under this studio.

255
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,885
- Yeah, I can smell it.
[sniffing]

256
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,687
And more importantly, the geological
survey says there definitely is.

257
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:07,168
In two weeks, we tear
this place to the ground

258
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,563
and start drilling. Ah, those Muppets

259
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:14,446
They think they're so funny.

260
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:18,645
Well, it looks like
the joke's about to be on them.

261
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,326
- Maniacal laugh.
[laughs]

262
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,170
Maniacal laugh.

263
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,323
Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.

264
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,967
[gasps]
- Maniacal laugh.

265
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,284
[screaming]

266
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,204
[Gary] Walter!
[Mary] Walter?

267
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,600
[Gary] Walter!
[Mary] Walter!

268
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,284
[screaming continues]

269
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,248
[screaming continues]

270
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,685
Yeah, so then, when he thought
they were alone, he said,

271
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,127
[mocking] "There's oil
under this studio, see.

272
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,567
I'm gonna tear it to the ground, see.

273
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:05,008
- Sweet, sweet oil, see!"
- People still talk like that?

274
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,889
Maybe that's just how
he sounded in my head.

275
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,601
Either way, we've got to find Kermit!
He'll know what to do.

276
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,001
How do we find Kermit?
Nobody's seen him in years.

277
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:17,000
[Walter gasps] Stop the car!
I've got an idea!

278
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,170
[all] Mmm.

279
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,765
These are delicious!

280
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,729
- Great idea, Walter.
- Mm-hmm.

281
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,284
[Gary] We've been doing this
for a long time.

282
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,771
I think maybe we should
call it a night.

283
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,207
[Mary] Guys!
- We can't give up, Gary.

284
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,170
But it's getting really late. Maybe
we should just go back to the motel.

285
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,129
- Guys!
- It...

286
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,486
- What?
- What?

287
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:48,362
- Maybe he lives there.
- Oh. That's it.

288
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,360
So, what do we do now?

289
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:59,611
I don't see a doorbell,
and the house looks empty.

290
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,524
- Gary, throw me over.
- What?

291
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:05,002
- Gary, just throw me over already!
- OK.

292
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,687
- OK, here we go. <i>OK...</i>
- One, two, three.

293
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:09,881
[Cracking]
[grunts]

294
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,451
- That's good.
- Sorry.

295
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,931
- No, it's good.
- Guys?

296
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,128
I think that's an electric fence.

297
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,611
Mary, it's Kermit the Frog.

298
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,486
- OK, buddy, head down.
[both] One, two, three!

299
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,964
[screaming]

300
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,728
- It's an electric fence.
- Yep.

301
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:35,681
Oh, my gosh. Walter? Walter, buddy?
Walter, can you hear me?

302
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,446
[raspy] Throw me again.
- No, I don't...

303
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,568
I don't think that's a good idea.

304
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,166
- What kind of throw was that?
- I think there's somebody coming.

305
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,765
[man] Excuse me...

306
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,047
[choir vocalizing]

307
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,164
You OK? That was quite a tumble.

308
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,160
Oh. Look, look. I think...

309
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,288
Hey. Hey, Walter?

310
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:05,444
- Walter, you all right, buddy?
- Where am I?

311
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:10,282
OK, this is awesome.
We're at Kermit's house.

312
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,723
- Oh, jeez. Walter.
- No, no, no, no, no. You OK?

313
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:18,370
This... This is Kermit's house?

314
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,009
- Anyhow, how can I help you guys?
[gasps]

315
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,931
Let me just say, this is an honor
for all of us to meet you, sir,

316
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,248
but my brother, Walter, has some
really disturbing news for you.

317
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,166
- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
- Not now, 80's Robot.

318
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,846
Might I offer you a drink? Tab?

319
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,240
[Kermit] Good grief.
- New Coke?

320
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,687
Listen. Not right now,
80's Robot, please!

321
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,450
Bummer.

322
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,931
[Kermit] Watch out for the...
- Gag me with a spoon.

323
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,969
[Kermit] Yeah, head for the door.
- Grody to the max.

324
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,771
[banging]
- Ow.

325
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,565
Ow.

326
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,643
- I'm really sorry about that...
[crashing]

327
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,961
...Walter. What were you saying?

328
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:55,681
- Yes. Tex Richman, the oil baron, <i>is...</i>
- Yes, yes, yes.

329
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,763
Oil baron Tex Richman,
the wealthy philanthropist.

330
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,241
You know, he's about to buy
our old Muppet Show theater

331
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,368
and turn it into a Muppet museum.
Isn't that great?

332
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,729
- No! I mean...
- What Walter's trying to tell you

333
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:09,646
is that Tex Richman has a secret plan to
tear down the theater and drill for oil.

334
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,768
- What?
- The only way to save the studio

335
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,201
is to raise ten million dollars.

336
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:17,409
Ten million dollars? That's impossible.

337
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,846
- But...
- The only way to raise

338
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,365
that kind of money would be to...

339
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,203
...would be to put on a show.

340
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:30,526
And I haven't seen the old gang
in a long, long time.

341
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,367
I guess people soft of forgot about us.

342
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,646
Hm?

343
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:48,123
<i>♪ Is there more I could've said?</i>

344
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:54,206
<i>♪ Now they're only pictures in my head</i>

345
00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,367
<i>♪ That's why my green is feeling gray</i>

346
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,127
<i>♪ Sometimes even frogs have rainy days</i>

347
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:13,089
<i>♪ Remember when the stage caved in
while you were rocking out?</i>

348
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:19,771
<i>♪ Who'd have thought your smorgasbord
would be hard to live without?</i>

349
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,848
<i>♪ If we could do it all again</i>

350
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:32,081
<i>♪ Just another chance to entertain</i>

351
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:38,411
<i>♪ Would anybody watch or even care?</i>

352
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,241
<i>♪ Or did something break
we can't repair?</i>

353
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:51,407
<i>♪ Your cannonball trajectory
It always gave me hope</i>

354
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:57,401
<i>♪ They may have been unbearable
but I still loved your jokes</i>

355
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,048
<i>♪ ls there more I could've said?</i>

356
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,450
<i>♪ Now they're only pictures in my head</i>

357
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,687
I didn't do it. I've been framed!
Ahh. Wocka wocka!

358
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,929
Gonzo the Great
will ride this baby again!

359
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,889
[mumbling gibberish]

360
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:26,882
Muah!

361
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:32,720
This legato tune is posolutely,
most transparently bringing me down.

362
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,327
- For sure.
- One, two, and a half...

363
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,010
<i>[all] ♪ Can we do it all again?</i>

364
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:46,083
<i>♪ Make 'em laugh like we did then</i>

365
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,801
<i>♪ We can harmonize for one more song</i>

366
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,727
<i>♪ But I'm standing here instead</i>

367
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:11,365
<i>♪ Now they're only pictures in my head ♪</i>

368
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,922
Well, it sounds like you guys aren't
getting back together anytime soon.

369
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:15,808
Mmm...

370
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,531
This is going to be
a really short movie

371
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:22,685
But, Kermit, you have to try.

372
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,128
<i>I...</i> The Muppets are amazing.

373
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,847
You give people the greatest gift
that can ever be given.

374
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,571
- Children?
- No, the other gift.

375
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,768
- Ice cream?
- No, no. After that.

376
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,403
- Laughter?
- Yes!

377
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,211
The third greatest gift ever!

378
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,762
Kermit, your fans never left you,
the world hasn't forgotten.

379
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,361
All you need to do is show 'em again!

380
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,931
Hmm.

381
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,850
I don't think so, guys. [sighs]

382
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,607
Don't you see, Kermit?

383
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,286
It's time to play the music.

384
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,562
<i>♪ It's time to light the lights</i>

385
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,405
<i>♪ It's time to meet the Muppets... ♪</i>

386
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,365
[Playing piano]

387
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,523
Please, Kermit.

388
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,923
You're my hero.

389
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,803
You're on my watch.

390
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:29,204
Well, I... I guess...

391
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,166
<i>...we</i> could try.

392
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,243
- We?
- Well, yeah, listen.

393
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,607
If I'm gonna do this,
I'm gonna need some moral support.

394
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,685
Well, that's perfect.
We're experts at moral support.

395
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,729
- Yeah!
- Good. I guess if we're gonna go,

396
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,803
we better get going.
We got a lot of people to find.

397
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,009
Oh, great! But wait,
how do we find 'em?

398
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,322
Didn't you see our first movie?

399
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,804
We drive.

400
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,442
[♪ Gary Numan: "Cars"]

401
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,568
- So where do we go first?
- I shall take the liberty

402
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,047
of using my modem to locate the Muppets.

403
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,725
- OK.
- Great

404
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,282
- Oh, stop it!
[loud beeping, static]

405
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,011
In the name of all
that's sacred, let it end!

406
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:23,449
R-E-N-O. That spells "Reno."

407
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:28,121
You have reached your destination.
My guidance ends here.

408
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,480
[Kermit] Well, I guess
this is the place.

409
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:41,521
[man] Good evening, folks,
and welcome to Pechoolo Casino!

410
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,648
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411
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,849
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412
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,083
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413
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:57,723
- <i>♪ Not RVs</i>
- <i>♪ Not RVs</i>

414
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:01,601
<i>♪ Our wedding chapel is 24 hours</i>

415
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,207
- <i>♪ No marriage certificate is needed</i>
- <i>♪ No marriage certificate is needed</i>

416
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,364
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417
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,967
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418
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:18,321
<i>♪ The owners, the Moopets and me ♪</i>

419
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,481
Cha-cha-cha!

420
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,604
Thank you, thank you.
We'll be back in six minutes.

421
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:24,761
[few claps]
- Hmm.

422
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,171
- Hi-ho, Fozzie.
- Hi-ho, Kermit.

423
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,130
Kermit? [stammers]
What are you doing here?

424
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,568
Well, <i>I...</i> I just want to tell you
that was a great show.

425
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,809
It was... very informative.

426
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,644
I do my best to
keep it fresh each night.

427
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,564
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, I'm Fozzie, by the way.

428
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,564
Oh, I'm sorry.
This is Gary and Mary.

429
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,849
And this here is Walter.
He's a personal friend.

430
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,844
- Yeah.
- So I said, "What are you looking at?"

431
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,322
So I punched him in the face! I mean...

432
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,245
- Let's talk in my dressing room.
- Sure.

433
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,563
- OK.
- Here we are.

434
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,046
Make yourselves at home.

435
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,641
- Wow.
[distant sirens blaring]

436
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,726
This is not quite what I expected,

437
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,527
- based on your Christmas cards.
- Oh, yeah. About that...

438
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,684
Oh, but it's nice, and... and airy.

439
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,808
Maybe we should give them some space.

440
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,849
I know, but I wanna hear
what they're gonna say. OK.

441
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,162
[Fozzie] Sixty-four shows nightly
can get pretty grueling.

442
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,881
Fozzie, an evil oil baron wants
to tear down our old Muppet studio.

443
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,486
- What? Oh, no!
[sirens blaring]

444
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,530
- I mean, that's a shame.
[gunshots]

445
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,365
[policeman] Step out of the vehicle!

446
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,329
Hey, Fozzie...

447
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,766
I'm sorry I haven't
been in touch more.

448
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:47,084
It's fine, Kermit. Look at me!
Living the dream!

449
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,366
[thunder claps]
- Uh-oh.

450
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,251
Oh, no! Not this again!

451
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,051
- Quick, save the cushions!
- The cushions?

452
00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,890
I'm sorry, Fozzie.

453
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,168
If I'd known you were here
in this place...

454
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,369
That's all right, Kermit.
It's not your fault.

455
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:09,042
- We had a good run.
- Yeah.

456
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,248
Yeah, it's just that...

457
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:16,287
Well, we haven't seen each other
in a really long time, and I...

458
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,125
I just thought maybe we could raise
the money to buy the theater back

459
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,529
if we all got together
and put on one last show.

460
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,401
A show? But I've spent years
building a solo career.

461
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,803
I have a whole new show-biz
family that loves me.

462
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,721
Fozzie! What the heck
are you doing, hibernating?

463
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,082
Next show starts in 30 seconds.

464
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:42,122
We hired you, and we can fire you,
so get your butt in here now!

465
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,884
[door slams]
[shuddering]

466
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,691
- They terrify me. Let's go.
- Let's go.

467
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,850
- Watch out for the forklift, Fozzie.
[Fozzie] Oh, thanks.

468
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,367
Wow! Gonzo's doing really well!

469
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,601
According to 80's Robot,

470
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,206
he's the richest plumbing magnate
in the Rust Belt.

471
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,371
You! Order 28,000 tons of
plumber's putty from Beijing.

472
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,444
[man] Right away, sir.
- And, you, send the 28,000 tons

473
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,250
of Silly Putty back to Beijing.

474
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,925
[man 2] You bet.
- Oh, and you?

475
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,441
A memo to the waterless
toilet department.

476
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,206
I don't care about the mess,
just keep trying.

477
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,649
- Hi, Gonzo.
- Kermit? Fozzie? This is a surprise.

478
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,049
- We need to speak to you.
- All right. Have a seat.

479
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,163
Ah. Thank you!

480
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:30,769
- I think I'll stand.
- No, really, you should try one! Comfy.

481
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,365
It's our executive line of used toilets.

482
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,523
Anyway, I'm very busy.
I've got 30 seconds. Go.

483
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,170
Uh... Gonzo, I'm not quite
sure how to say this, but...

484
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,964
Don't forget to mention
the evil oil baron.

485
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,521
Yes, Fozzie, I was about to.
Just give me a moment, OK?

486
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,682
[clears throat]
Gonzo, it would appear...

487
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,365
Remember, evil oil baron.

488
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,046
Fozzie, I'm going
to get to that. Please!

489
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,248
- As I was trying to say...
- Evil oil baron.

490
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,529
[buzzer sounds]
- OK, time's up. Thank you, guys.

491
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:01,481
Gonzo, we're trying to get the
old gang back together again.

492
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,440
- We really need you.
- My answer is no. Good day!

493
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,687
Come on, guys. We should go.

494
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,804
I just want to say, when I was a kid,
I saw you recite Hamlet

495
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,645
while jumping your motorbike
through a flaming hoop, and...

496
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,247
...it made me feel
like I could do anything.

497
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,404
Thank you. Yeah.

498
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,202
[clucking]

499
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,521
- Good try, Walter.
[Gonzo] Hey, guys, up here!

500
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,569
- Ya-haa!
- Huh?

501
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,526
I've been wearing this under
my suit every single day for years!

502
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,085
Look out below!

503
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,890
[yelling]
[Clucking]

504
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,805
Whoa, where you going?
You threw me off-balance!

505
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,328
I can't see! Apollo 13!

506
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,931
[Clucking]
[grunts]

507
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,169
Citizens of Earth,
the Great Gonzo is back.

508
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:08,728
I pledge never to hold a plunger again!

509
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,041
[beeping]

510
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:15,723
Run! Run! Run for your lives!
Run, run, run!

511
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:20,010
- Run, guys!
- Run!

512
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,491
Oh, my gosh, run everybody!

513
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,530
It's gonna be big!
It's gonna be a big one!

514
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,649
[coughing]

515
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,929
Wow! That was an
expensive looking explosion!

516
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,526
I can't believe we
had that in the budget.

517
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,451
[woman] So maybe if you
look inside yourself,

518
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,650
the person you should be
most angry at is you.

519
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:50,847
Is you.

520
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,686
How have you been feeling?
Any more control issues?

521
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,446
In control.

522
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,602
- Good.
[Kermit whispering] Psst. Animal!

523
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,923
[woman] Excellent.
- It's me, Kermit.

524
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:08,290
Hey, we're having a meeting here, man.
You're being really rude, frog!

525
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,489
Pardon us, please. Animal,
I need to talk to you for a second.

526
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:15,605
We're getting the Muppets back together.
We need you to drum again.

527
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,330
- Animal drum?
- Yes!

528
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,488
- Please, sir.
- Drum! Drum, drum!

529
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,802
- Drum, drum, drum!
- OK, OK.

530
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,051
- In control.
- Good.

531
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,487
I'm Animal's court-appointed sponsor

532
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,803
We don't use the "d-r-u-m" word.

533
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,008
- It's his trigger word.
- His trigger word?

534
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,521
Excuse me, Mr. Black.
I'm so sorry to interrupt,

535
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,762
but it's very important to these guys
that they get their drummer...

536
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,721
Gary!

537
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,530
It's my trigger word, too.

538
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,446
Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday.

539
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,841
Tuesday's another one
of my trigger words!

540
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,085
Oh, I don't think so!

541
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,166
Sorry.

542
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,084
- Let's go, Animal.
- Bye-bye!

543
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,323
- Animal, heel.
- Go, Animal! Be free, man!

544
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,161
But remember! No drumming!

545
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,086
Mr. Kermit, may I suggest
we save time and pick up

546
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,402
the rest of the Muppets using a montage?

547
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,688
[Kermit] Great idea, 80's Robot.

548
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,330
[♪ AC/DC: "Back in Black"]

549
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,404
We greatly appreciate
your financial support.

550
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,610
[80's Robot] Eighty-seven point three
miles to go. Eighty-seven point two...

551
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,489
[Kermit] 80's Robot,
do you have to do that?

552
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,324
...the secrets of the universe...

553
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,970
[screaming]

554
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,886
I guess we're in.

555
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:35,683
<i>Welcome to this week's edition
of "Everything Stinks."</i>

556
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,202
Whoa!

557
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,691
Bye, Lisa.
Off to the TED Conference.

558
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,126
Three, two, one.

559
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,691
[cackles]

560
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,725
Think we should've rented a bigger car?

561
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:54,408
Hey, wait for me!
I wanna help save the studio!

562
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,884
I wanna go with you! Oh, not again.

563
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,163
Wow. I can't believe
we're all back together.

564
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,890
Even all you guys
who weren't in the montage!

565
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,243
Yeah, how come you
didn't use me in the montage?

566
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,402
I thought my story
was pretty interesting.

567
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,281
[snoring]
- Rowlf? Wanna get back together?

568
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,566
- OK.
- Good.

569
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,683
[chuckles] Classic.

570
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,604
Anyhow, looks like we got everybody,

571
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,922
so we can plan our telethon
and raise that ten million dollars.

572
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,809
- Well, not everybody.
- No, I think everybody's here.

573
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,200
- Where's...?
- All good!

574
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,646
- Miss...
- All done here!

575
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,245
- Piggy?
<i>'</i> [sighs]

576
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,125
Kermit, we're going
to get Miss Piggy, right?

577
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,482
OK, OK, OK, you're right.
We'll go get Piggy!

578
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,801
[phone dialing]
[all exclaiming]

579
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,487
My Minitel tells me
she is in Paris, France.

580
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,324
Oh! Well, then we drive to France.

581
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,405
- You can't drive to France, Walter.
- Yeah. It's way too far.

582
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,324
Then maybe we should travel by map!

583
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,721
- Good idea, Fozzie.
- Yeah!

584
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,289
[exclaiming]

585
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,804
[gasps]

586
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,931
To Paris!

587
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,003
[Animal] Paris! Paris!

588
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,331
[man speaking French]

589
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,771
[Walter] Look at these ceilings!

590
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,485
[Fozzie] Yeah. They must
be very tall here.

591
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,371
[Kermit] Yeah, very nice.
[keyboard clacking]

592
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,605
Uh... Hi there. Excuse me.

593
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,887
Miss? Pardon me, ma'am?

594
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,771
Hi there! We're here to see
Miss Piggy, and it's urgent.

595
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,843
Urgent! Urgent!

596
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,889
- Is it urgent?
- Very. Yes.

597
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:55,523
Let's have a look then, shall we?
She has an opening in...

598
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,446
- ...early September.
- Early September?

599
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,170
That's like six months from now!

600
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,244
That's nothing. Once I waited
a whole year for September.

601
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,086
She is the plus-size editor.
She's a huge deal and extremely busy.

602
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,969
You can't just pop in
without an appointment.

603
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,407
- OK, then.
- Thank you.

604
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,210
[woman] All right.
[Animal] Mean lady.

605
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,931
- Close the door on your way out.
[Kermit] Thanks a lot.

606
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,962
- She wasn't very nice.
[Kermit] Yeah.

607
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,125
Guys! Muppet Man!

608
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,602
- Yeah!
- That could work!

609
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,047
[knocking on door]

610
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,325
Hello.

611
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,127
[grunting]

612
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,086
I have an appointment.

613
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,888
Oh, OK.

614
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,445
<i>Um...</i>

615
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,965
Will you wait here a moment?

616
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,771
[Miss Piggy] Decisions, decisions.

617
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,931
- Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. I choose you.
[knocking]

618
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,081
[door opens]
[laughing]

619
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,561
[chomping]
- Mademoiselle Cochonnet?

620
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,491
- Can't you see I'm busy?
[woman] Of course.

621
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:09,048
There's a... man here to see you.

622
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,601
He does have an appointment.

623
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,842
An appointment? That's weird.

624
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,729
Well, why didn't you say so?
Send him in!

625
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,041
Right away. Sorry.

626
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,211
- Ahahaha.
- Remember, left foot, right foot.

627
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,361
Hello.

628
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,010
- Whoa.
[crashing]

629
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,964
- What the...?
[Fozzie] Sorry.

630
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,605
That looked expensive.

631
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,809
[grunting]

632
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,564
- You look familiar.
- So do you!

633
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,364
Please, have a seat.

634
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,171
Yes, we're going to have a seat now.

635
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,085
- No, no, no, don't sit down!
- Oh, sorry! Whoa!

636
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,048
Uh-oh.

637
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,569
Message to head. Left leg in trouble!
Going down. Left leg going down!

638
00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:57,687
What?

639
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,967
- Ohh!
[grunting]

640
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,327
I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man.

641
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,847
[Marv] You guys OK?
[Gary] Is anyone hurt?

642
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,727
Kermit?

643
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,571
- Hello, Piggy.
- Kermie!

644
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:18,611
Oh, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie,
Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie!

645
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,081
Mm, mm, mm. Kissy-kissy.
Mm, mm, mm!

646
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:25,882
Wait! What am I doing?
I promised myself I'd never go back!

647
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:30,762
I am woman! I am strong!
You must leave at once!

648
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:31,921
[speaks French]

649
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,606
- OK.
- No, no, wait, wait!

650
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,923
Miss Piggy!
The Muppet Studios are in danger.

651
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:42,005
In danger? Our studios? Kermit!

652
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:46,643
It's true, Piggy. And we need
to do The <i>Muppet</i> Show again.

653
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,847
We need you.

654
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,847
Oh.

655
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:56,011
Before I decide anything,
I need to talk with you, frog.

656
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,969
[speaks French]

657
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,209
Alone.

658
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,288
[chattering]

659
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:13,086
Piggy? Last time we were together,
I said some things I regret.

660
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:16,608
No. No, Kermit.
You were just being honest.

661
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,967
You never intended to marry me.

662
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,963
Not even after I built us a house

663
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,805
where we could raise tadpoles
and grow old together.

664
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,931
Well, who do you think's been looking
after that house all these years, huh?

665
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,323
Piggy, why do you have to always
be so overdramatic about things?

666
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,721
You know, it leaves me no choice
but to do things that hurt you.

667
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,248
I am who I am. Why can't
you accept that about me?

668
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,209
Look, this is not about you and me.

669
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,930
It's never about you and me, is it?

670
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,890
It's always we. We this, we that.

671
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:48,364
"We" need you. You can't even say,
"I need you," can you?

672
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,249
Piggy...

673
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,204
I'm sorry, Kermit,
but I have a life here.

674
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,331
A life I've made for myself.

675
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,327
Piggy!

676
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:05,686
Just remember, Kermit,
I cannot be replaced.

677
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,604
[door closes]

678
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,606
Kermit? What happened?
Where's Miss Piggy?

679
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,081
- She's not coming, Fozzie.
[all gasp]

680
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,766
But, Kermit, we always worked together.

681
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,962
We can't do this without Miss Piggy.

682
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,088
No one will give us a show without her.

683
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,004
We'll be fine, Fozzie.

684
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,841
We'll be fine.

685
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,764
We just...

686
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,526
We'll just have to
come up with something else.

687
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,482
[sighs] Kermie.

688
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:53,403
[Kermit] OK, I've got an idea.
We need a pig that can sing.

689
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,848
[Fozzie] But, Kermit, who could
possibly replace Miss Piggy?

690
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,043
[♪ George Thorogood: "Bad to the Bone"]

691
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,525
[metal scraping]

692
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,603
Hey, what's everybody so quiet about,
huh?

693
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,771
- Well, she's sorta like Miss Piggy
- Come on, everybody.

694
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,606
Let's go pitch our telethon
and get the Muppets back on TV, OK?

695
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,201
- No.
- No.

696
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:24,805
[Speaking Spanish]

697
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:25,961
[gasping]

698
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,929
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, that's wonderful!

699
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,411
That means no.

700
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,404
[groans]

701
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,927
- Come on, guys.
- Awkward.

702
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,731
Listen, Kermit, I like you.

703
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,723
I remember you guys
from when I was a kid.

704
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,724
[chatter]
- So I'm gonna shoot straight.

705
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,725
- You guys aren't famous any more.
[groans]

706
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,570
I wish she'd shot a little more curvy.

707
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,929
Take a look at this diagram
the research department drew up.

708
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:56,766
This circle represents
everything that's currently popular.

709
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,606
And this tiny speck is you guys.

710
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,001
So the answer's no.
It's not gonna happen.

711
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,970
Take a look at the shows that
are popular now. <i>Punch</i> Teacher.

712
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:11,126
<i>- Oh! I love that show.
- It's time to punch teacher!</i>

713
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,928
<i>- Finish him!
- It's my favorite.</i>

714
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,765
<i>[man] I just thought
I could make a difference.</i>

715
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:21,209
I'm sorry, but in this market, you guys
are no longer relevant. Have a good day.

716
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,805
[groaning]

717
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:35,369
Before I go,
I'd just like to say something.

718
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,729
I think kids are smarter and better
than all this junk, and if you...

719
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,729
Veronica, bad news. <i>Punch</i> Teacher
has stopped production.

720
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,644
It's being sued by the
Teachers Society of America.

721
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,930
- What's their problem?
- No idea. I just found out.

722
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,560
What are we supposed to do
with that 120-minute black hole

723
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,610
in the schedule coming up in two days?

724
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,046
OK, Muppets.
You've got yourselves a show.

725
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:02,447
- All right!
- Oh, yes!

726
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,962
Thank you so much. You will not
be sorry, I promise, I promise!

727
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:10,170
OK, enough! One, no more going nuts
in my office. These are new carpets.

728
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,403
- Yes, ma'am.
- And two, you need a celebrity host.

729
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,769
OK. Whatever, whatever.
Come on, guys, let's go. Yeah!

730
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,046
[man] Let me wipe that.
[man 2] You've missed a spot.

731
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,850
- I don't see it.
- Just a little lower!

732
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,764
- Oh, I am so sorry. Did I get you...
- Yes.

733
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:31,130
Well, gentlemen. It appears
we have some competition

734
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,328
on the Muppet propel“IY-

735
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,723
The <i>Economist</i> says they've
gotten back together again.

736
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,850
- The Muppets got back together?
- Remember?

737
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,765
<i>♪ Together again
Gee, it's good to be... ♪</i>

738
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,720
Gentlemen, please!
No singing in my office!

739
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,370
- Yes, sir.
- But, of course, it was all his fault.

740
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,682
- Mostly his fault.
- No matter.

741
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:55,329
Point is, that studio
and that oil belong to me.

742
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,164
Yeah, those Muppets are gonna be

743
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,687
running home with
their tails between their legs.

744
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,003
Some of 'em literally.
Because those ones have tails.

745
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,960
Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh.

746
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,566
[laughing]

747
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,849
That's a maniacal laugh moment.

748
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:17,005
[Kermit] OK, this is it. 80's Robot,
let's park around back.

749
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,320
<i>[Kermit on TV] It's The Muppet Show,</i>

750
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,960
<i>with our special guest star,
Mr. Bob Hope!</i>

751
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,650
<i>[Bob Hope] Time once again
for Veterinarian's Hospital,</i>

752
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,201
<i>the continuing story of...</i>

753
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,603
<i>And now, Pigs in Space!</i>

754
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,162
Gary. Can you believe it?

755
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:58,963
- The Muppet theater.
- Yeah.

756
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,007
- Welcome back, everyone.
- Thanks.

757
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,680
Well, I know the old place is
not quite at its best right now.

758
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,491
Yeah! Who cancelled
the maid service? [laughs]

759
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,847
But don't worry. We'll be fine.

760
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,886
Kermit, there's no way we can
rehearse with the place like this.

761
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,486
Wait. Kermit, don't say another word.

762
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,486
Mary, Walter and I, well, we would be
happy to help you rebuild the theater.

763
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,250
Honestly, it would be an honor
for all three of us.

764
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,609
- So would.
- OK. Well, let's clean this place up!

765
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,285
Yeah!

766
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,769
[humming]

767
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,843
- This is boring.
- But don't you guys remember?

768
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,368
You're the Muppets!
You do this to music!

769
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,965
Well, all right!

770
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,564
[♪ Starship: "We Built This City"]

771
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,481
- Hey, Animal!
- Yeah?

772
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,721
Look what I found!

773
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,921
[screaming]

774
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,363
- Beauregard!
- Scooter! Good to see you!

775
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,727
Where's everybody been?

776
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,688
Celebrity... celebrity!

777
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,003
Hello! Yes. Could I speak
with President Carter, please?

778
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,602
He moved? Well, you don't happen to have
a number where I could reach... Hello?

779
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,489
Walter, I thought we were gonna
clean the balcony.

780
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,802
- Doing a great job, pal.
[Walter] You're doing a great job.

781
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,923
- Wocka wocka.
- Hey, guys!

782
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,401
Look at these old photos I just found.

783
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:41,607
Oooh.

784
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,371
Can you believe that 80's
haircut I used to have?

785
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,727
I looked totally ridiculous!

786
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,202
Yes, it's Kermit. The frog.

787
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,601
Could you come to our celebrity
telethon this weekend?

788
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,410
Sure. Sure, I understand.

789
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,168
[mumbling]

790
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,845
- Hey, shut the door!
- What is that?

791
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,487
Say hello to the little friend.

792
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,481
There goes dinner.

793
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:18,641
[chuckles]

794
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,407
[song continues]
[vocalizing]

795
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,407
[gasping]

796
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,166
Wow! Great job, everybody!

797
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,761
Oh, hey, Kermit.
Listen, have a great night,

798
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,764
and I just want you to know,
Walter and I are really good sewers,

799
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,161
so we'll have those costumes
ready for you in no time.

800
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,130
- Good. You two have a great night.
- OK. Thank you!

801
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,601
- Bye.
[man] Kermit?

802
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,967
Gary, I was kind of hoping
that we could go to the beach tomorrow

803
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,407
- or see the Hollywood Sign.
- We'll have plenty of time

804
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,369
to do that stuff. It's just, right now,

805
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,081
I don't wanna leave Walter.
You know, he needs me.

806
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:11,687
I don't know, sweetheart
he seems pretty happy.

807
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,126
[laughing in background]

808
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,566
[Fozzie] Like that.
[Walter] Oh, OK.

809
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,324
[Fozzie] Now you.

810
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,887
Yeah, that's it!
Yeah, yeah, good job!

811
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,647
Well, just one more day, OK?
And then I'm all yours.

812
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,804
Tell you what. Why don't you get
a head start on sightseeing tomorrow

813
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,645
and then I'll be waiting
for you when you get back.

814
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,407
OK. Just...
don't forget about me.

815
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,800
Never.

816
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,689
Well, we're still on
for dinner Friday, right?

817
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,365
Yeah, of course.

818
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:38,885
- Oh, Walter!
- Oh, yes, Kermit.

819
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,923
Hey, listen, Walter,
I just wanna tell you

820
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,242
that none of this would have happened
without you, so thank you.

821
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,131
- Oh, well...
- And welcome aboard.

822
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,442
Night, everybody. Just sleep
anywhere you can find a spot.

823
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,331
"Welcome aboard"?

824
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,887
[snoring clucks]

825
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,161
[clucking]

826
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,843
[snoring]

827
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,128
Hey, Kermit. You awake?

828
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,448
- Yep.
- What's the weather

829
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:15,810
- supposed to be like tonight?
- I don't know. Why?

830
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:20,009
I just don't want it to rain
through the hole in the ceiling.

831
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,889
Stars sure are pretty, though.

832
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,561
We're gonna be OK, right?
We haven't done this in a long time,

833
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:32,123
and I really don't
wanna go back to Reno.

834
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,123
Don't worry, Fozzie. We'll be fine.

835
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,011
Look how we cleaned this place
up today, you know?

836
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,845
Same old team, all pulling together.

837
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,085
I guess you're right.
Night-night, Kermit.

838
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:46,641
Good night, Fozzie.

839
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,928
[sighs]

840
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:55,370
OK, gather round, troops! Everybody,
time to get this rehearsal going.

841
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,648
- Scooter, is everybody here?
- Almost everyone, chief.

842
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,804
- Yeah...
- Hey, anybody got any kerosene?

843
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,049
I wanna take these old pig
dresses out back and burn 'em.

844
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,204
[Miss Piggy echoing]
Hold it right there, sausage snout!

845
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,005
- Piggy?
- Huh?

846
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,760
Well, look what the cat dragged in.

847
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,684
Come on. Keep it up, Maurice.

848
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:24,244
Sorry, Miss Piggy, but you've
been replaced... permanently.

849
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,683
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!

850
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,925
I don't think <i>so...</i> sister?

851
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:36,051
Who you calling sister, sister?

852
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:38,208
- Oh, look, an omelet station!
- Oh, where?

853
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,089
- Hiya!
[grunts]

854
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:44,689
There's only one Miss Piggy,
and she is <i>moi.</i>

855
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:49,687
Yeah, well, you ain't seen
the last of me! I'll be back!

856
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,723
Yeah, yeah. Heard of mouthwash?

857
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,287
- Welcome back, Miss Piggy.
[all chattering]

858
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,966
All right, all right, don't crowd me!

859
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,202
Wow, she sure hasn't changed.

860
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,163
Piggy? You came back.

861
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,961
I'm not here for you, Kermit.
I'm here for them.

862
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:08,121
[door shuts]

863
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,127
And, besides,
when this show's done,

864
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,881
I'm catching the next plane
back to my life in Paris.

865
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,840
OK, Piggy, OK. Places for the
opening number, everybody!

866
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,001
[growling]

867
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,529
Oh, good morning, Veronica.

868
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:27,129
- Morning, Frog.
- OK, everybody, take it from the top.

869
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,760
[playing music]
- Oooh!

870
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,962
- You missed your cue.
- I know!

871
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,121
[crashing]

872
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,442
There's kind of
a rhythm to this, you know?

873
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:41,201
Uh... Oh, and if you like that one,
what's the bear capital of the world?

874
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,964
Mos-cow!

875
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,370
[laughing]

876
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:49,840
Ha.

877
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,808
<i>♪ It's time to play the music</i>

878
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,962
<i>♪ It's time to light the lights
- Two, three, four.</i>

879
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,929
<i>♪ It's time to put on makeup</i>

880
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,048
<i>♪ It's time to dress up right ♪</i>

881
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:02,811
Hey guys, stop. Cut, cut, cut,
cut, cut. What's the problem?

882
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,726
We can't keep time without
the drums, man! We need drums!

883
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:10,282
- Sorry, Animal.
[grunting] No drums! No drums!

884
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,967
- Jack Black said no drums!
- Animal, heel! Sit!

885
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:15,042
[sighs]

886
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,601
- Who's next? Oh.
[Animal] In control.

887
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:21,483
- Hey, Walter?
- Oh. Yes, Kermit?

888
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:22,966
You think you might
wanna help us out here?

889
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,327
- Maybe do something in the show?
[sighs]

890
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,086
Kermit, you know,
you've been so nice to me,

891
00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:33,280
but I have to face the facts.
See, the Muppets are so talented...

892
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,370
Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes!

893
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,851
[flatulence sounds]

894
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,082
- Patent pending!
- And...

895
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,760
<i>...l</i> don't have any talent at all.

896
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:47,130
The truth <i>is...</i> [sighs]
I can't perform with you guys.

897
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:50,124
I feel like a phony just being here.

898
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,011
Walter, just because you haven't
found your talent yet,

899
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:57,006
doesn't mean you don't have one.
If you look inside yourself,

900
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,970
I'm sure you'll find something
that you're really good at.

901
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:04,849
OK, Kermit. I'll try.

902
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,129
[woman] Take my picture!

903
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,442
Welcome.
How many in your party? Two?

904
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,410
Uh... No, just the one.

905
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,325
[chuckles]
All right, party of one, follow me.

906
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:33,446
<i>♪ I look around, and once
again I'm on my own</i>

907
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:37,286
<i>♪ My man ain't here
He's gone and done me wrong</i>

908
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,444
<i>♪ No one's gonna stop this girl
from having fun</i>

909
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,888
<i>♪ I throw my hands up high
and have</i> a <i>party for one</i>

910
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,886
<i>♪ I'm having</i> a <i>me party
A party by myself</i>

911
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:51,567
<i>♪ A me party
I don't need nobody else</i>

912
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:55,611
<i>♪ A me party
I'm the first and last to show</i>

913
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:59,731
<i>♪ There's no one at this party
that I don't already know</i>

914
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:03,566
<i>♪ I'm not gonna sit around
by myself and wait for you</i>

915
00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:06,610
<i>♪ Haven't you heard?
One is the new two</i>

916
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,130
<i>♪ I'm gonna make a scene
I'm gonna make a fuss</i>

917
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:14,729
<i>♪ Tonight I'm gonna celebrate
with just the one of us</i>

918
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,562
<i>♪ I'm having</i> a <i>me party</i>

919
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:19,688
<i>♪ Haven't I seen me here before?</i>

920
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,405
<i>♪ A me party</i>

921
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,483
<i>♪ I'm the last one on the dance floor</i>

922
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,962
- <i>♪ Me party</i>
- <i>♪ A party just for moi</i>

923
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,647
- <i>♪ Me party</i>
- <i>♪ It's a solo Mardi Gras</i>

924
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,486
<i>♪ I'm having</i> a <i>me party
I'm such good company</i>

925
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:38,167
- <i>♪ A me party</i>
- <i>♪ I saved the last dance for me</i>

926
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:42,003
[vocalizing]

927
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:47,405
<i>♪ What happens at</i> a <i>me party
stays at</i> a <i>me party ♪</i>

928
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:51,610
Excuse me, miss, are you
expecting anyone else?

929
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,240
Oh... no.

930
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,721
No, it's just me. Party of one

931
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,649
[bell dings]
[man] Order up!

932
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,363
- OK, cue 17 is Fozzie's intro.
- Hey, Scooter? What's left?

933
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,727
Oh, uh, it's you, chief!

934
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:09,441
- Hm?
- Your duet.With Piggy.

935
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:11,721
[knocking softly]

936
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,723
[Miss Piggy singing
"(I've Had The) Time of My Life"]

937
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,325
- Miss Piggy?
- Hm?

938
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,363
We're all out front practicing our acts

939
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:20,040
and seems that everybody expects
you and I to do a duet, so...

940
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,886
Oh, that's so lovely,
but I'm afraid I can't.

941
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:28,602
No, no, you see, I'm already doing
a duet with my new dance partner.

942
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,564
Hola. [laughs]

943
00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:32,563
OK, come on, rehearsing,
let's go. We gotta break it up.

944
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:35,041
- Excuse us.
- 'Scuse us.

945
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,964
Let's try that lift again, shall we?

946
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,691
[scoffs] The lift again.
OK, on my count this time, OK?

947
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,565
- In three, two... Wait for me!
[crashing]

948
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:43,801
Good grief.

949
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,645
Kermit! There you are. I've been
looking for you everywhere!

950
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,205
So nice to see you, Veronica.

951
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,283
Who's hosting?
Did you find a celebrity?

952
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:54,331
Yeah, well, I've wanted to talk to you
about that, you see, because...

953
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:58,684
Well, actually, I'm kind of a celebrity.

954
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,171
You? [scoffs]

955
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,129
No. Kermit, listen.

956
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:06,046
I will not air the show unless
you find a real celebrity host.

957
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:08,129
I will rerun <i>Benson</i> if I have to.

958
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,210
Yeah, you see, the thing is, Veronica,

959
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,204
that's kind of impossible
because the show's in 12 hours!

960
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:15,850
Twelve hours!

961
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:20,329
I might as well just go and ask Tex
Richman to give us the studio back!

962
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:27,290
And the Muppets are like a big family.
Well... And for us,

963
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:32,844
that theater <i>is...</i> is like our home.
Which is why, in conclusion...

964
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:37,002
<i>...we</i> humbly ask that you
give us back our studio.

965
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,329
It would certainly mean a lot to us.

966
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,363
Hmmm.

967
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:48,244
Well, Mr. The Frog, let me see.

968
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,767
[singing]

969
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:22,006
Correct!

970
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,441
The answer is no.

971
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,490
Well, you could've just said that.

972
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,529
- Contract.
- Contract.

973
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:41,727
Contract.

974
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:47,171
- Nicely done, sir.
- You see, Muppets,

975
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,243
according to this contract,

976
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:53,200
it's not just this studio
you lose the rights to tonight,

977
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,362
- it's the Muppet name itself.
- What?

978
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:59,127
And all characters
under the Muppet name.

979
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:02,363
Wait a second. What possible use
could you have for our names?

980
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:04,885
[beeping]

981
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,161
Told ya I'd be back.

982
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,408
Well, now I am...

983
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,206
...back.

984
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:22,207
And I see you've met Mr. Richman
our new business partner.

985
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:28,561
The Moopets are a hard, cynical act
for a hard, cynical world.

986
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:35,001
Hey, Fozzie! I want you
to meet a friend of mine.

987
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,491
[laughing]

988
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:41,161
- Wocka wocka.
- You're relics, Muppets!

989
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:44,608
The world has moved on,
and no one cares about

990
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:49,721
your goody-goody, hippy-dippy,
Julie Andrews and Dom DeLuise hostin',

991
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:53,521
singin'-and-dancin' act any more!
You're dead!

992
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,923
[gasps]
- And I just come to bury you.

993
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:01,401
Now, get out of my office.

994
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,085
- What?
- What is that supposed to mean?

995
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,651
You said you were gonna talk to the man!

996
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:09,089
Guys! OK, so maybe
Kermit signed away the theater

997
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,961
and the Muppet name, but as long
as we have a celebrity host,

998
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:16,920
we can still pull off a heart-warming,
last-minute triumph, right, Kermit?

999
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,806
Well, actually I
don't see how we can, Fozzie.

1000
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,166
- Huh?
[man] What?

1001
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:24,970
Guys, the show's in six hours,

1002
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:29,762
and we're barely rehearsed,
and, well, <i>I...</i>

1003
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,763
I couldn't get us a celebrity host.

1004
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,002
- Oh, no!
- What?

1005
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:39,607
I'm afraid Tex Richman's right.
The world's moved on.

1006
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:41,728
I'm sorry I dragged you guys
into this mess.

1007
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:44,763
Kermit?

1008
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,084
All right, listen up, you freaks!

1009
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,846
I didn't come 5,000 miles
to not be on TV.

1010
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,642
All we need is one stinkin' celebrity,
and by any means necessary.

1011
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:04,840
Now, the frog's gone.
We're doing things my way from now on.

1012
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,490
Let's move!

1013
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:08,881
[alarms blaring]

1014
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,247
- Hey!
- Hi.

1015
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,444
- How was your day?
- Oh, it was great.

1016
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:17,763
I went to Guinness Book
of World Records... alone.

1017
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,287
Then Ripley's Believe It or Not... solo.

1018
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,886
And then I ate lunch unaccompanied,

1019
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:26,243
and then I walked back here...
independently.

1020
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,165
Listen, I got you these.

1021
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,563
You know, to make up for the
other ones. The broken ones.

1022
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:35,324
Thanks, sweetie.

1023
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:38,445
Listen, Gary.

1024
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,809
I was just wondering what
the plan was for dinner tonight.

1025
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,405
Oh, I don't care.
What do you feel like?

1026
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,291
OK. That's fine.

1027
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:51,689
That's just fine.
That's... that's perfect.

1028
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,248
I'm going to go for a walk.

1029
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:57,761
- Individually.
[door opens]

1030
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,169
[whistling]

1031
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,443
[humming]

1032
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,364
- Walter, hey.
[Walter] Gary.

1033
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:11,649
Oh, where have you been? I need you
to help me figure out a talent.

1034
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,325
A talent for what?

1035
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:17,485
For the show. Kermit asked me
to do an act in the show.

1036
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,371
<i>I...</i> I could be a Muppet.

1037
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,364
Wow. Wow, Walter, that's amazing.

1038
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:27,285
Yeah, but I need to
figure out if I have a talent.

1039
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,761
Well, you know what?
I'm sure you'll think of something,

1040
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,446
but right now I actually...
I need your help.

1041
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,683
I'm starting to get the feeling that
Mary's upset with me about something,

1042
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:39,287
and I don't know what, and I was hoping
maybe you would talk to her for me.

1043
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:40,566
Gary, I'd love to help you out,

1044
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,769
but I can't leave the theater now.
This is important.

1045
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,969
Well, hold on a second.
I mean, my life is important, too

1046
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,447
Yeah, but the whole reason we came here
was to see the Muppets.

1047
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,967
No, it wasn't!
The whole reason we came here

1048
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:54,441
was to take a vacation where
I took Mary out to a fancy dinner

1049
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,284
because it's our tenth
anniversary, and then...

1050
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,321
- Walter, what day is today?
- Friday.

1051
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:04,404
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

1052
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:08,121
This is bad.
Walter, this is really bad. I have to...

1053
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:11,011
- Mary? Mary!
- Wait.

1054
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,369
Gary, I need you.

1055
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:31,209
OK, is everybody ready?

1056
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,682
Commence Operation
Celebri-nap. Masks on!

1057
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:37,081
- Masks on!
- Except for <i>moi.</i>

1058
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:38,765
Nothing covers this beautiful face.

1059
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:43,329
[gasps] No maskin'?
- No maskin'.

1060
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,923
[man] Check the door on Stage 28.

1061
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,526
<i>[man 2] I'm going over there now.
[man on radio] She's done in makeup...</i>

1062
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,809
[panting]

1063
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:01,363
I told you, I'm not done
putting on my balls!

1064
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,285
Oh, hey, Animal.

1065
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:09,607
What are you doin' here?

1066
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:13,890
Acting. Natural.

1067
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:15,241
[Miss Piggy] Now!

1068
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:17,487
Whoa!

1069
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,404
- Hiya!
[Yelling]

1070
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:25,764
[grunting]

1071
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:26,967
[yelling]

1072
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,006
[mumbling]

1073
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,006
Hiya!

1074
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:46,086
Mary, surprise! I figured out
why you're mad... at me.

1075
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,849
<i>[Mary] Gary, I've gone home.</i>

1076
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:01,601
<i>I love you, but you need
to decide, are you</i> a <i>man</i>

1077
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,683
<i>or a Muppet?</i>

1078
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,804
<i>♪ I reflect on my reflection</i>

1079
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:23,806
<i>♪ And I ask myself the question</i>

1080
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:29,808
<i>♪ What's the right direction to go?</i>

1081
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:33,607
<i>♪ I don't know</i>

1082
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:38,402
<i>♪Am I a man</i>

1083
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:43,122
<i>♪ Or am I a Muppet?
♪ Am I a Muppet?</i>

1084
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,409
<i>♪ If I'm a Muppet
Then I'm a very manly Muppet</i>

1085
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:50,121
<i>♪ Very manly Muppet
♪ Am I a Muppet?</i>

1086
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,443
<i>♪ Muppet
♪ Oram I a man?</i>

1087
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:56,041
<i>♪ Amla man?</i>

1088
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:59,682
<i>♪ If I'm a man that makes
me a Muppet of a man</i>

1089
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:02,207
<i>♪ A Muppet of a man</i>

1090
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,729
<i>♪ I look into these eyes</i>

1091
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:13,089
<i>♪ And I don't recognize</i>

1092
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:17,649
<i>♪ The one I see inside</i>

1093
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:23,446
<i>♪ It's time for me to decide</i>

1094
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:27,650
<i>♪Am I a man</i>

1095
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:29,649
<i>♪ Or am I a Muppet?</i>

1096
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:32,286
<i>♪ Am I a Muppet?</i>

1097
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:35,762
<i>♪ If I'm a Muppet
Well, I'm a very manly Muppet</i>

1098
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:39,686
<i>♪ Very manly Muppet
♪ Am I a Muppet?</i>

1099
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,684
<i>♪ Muppet
♪ Oram I a man?</i>

1100
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:45,002
<i>♪ Amla man?</i>

1101
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:49,404
<i>♪ If I'm a man that makes
me a Muppet of a man</i>

1102
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:51,688
<i>♪ A Muppet of a man</i>

1103
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:54,890
<i>♪ Here I go again</i>

1104
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,930
<i>♪ I'm always running out of time</i>

1105
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:02,284
<i>♪ I think I made up my mind</i>

1106
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,240
<i>♪ Now I understand who I am</i>

1107
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:12,283
<i>♪ I'm a man</i>

1108
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:15,922
<i>♪ I'm a Muppet</i>

1109
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:24,128
<i>♪ I'm a Muppet of a man
♪ I'm a very manly Muppet</i>

1110
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:28,648
<i>♪ I'm a Muppet-y man</i>

1111
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,325
I'm so sorry.

1112
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:45,926
- Oh, Gary.
- Mary.

1113
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:50,881
<i>♪ That's what I am ♪</i>

1114
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:01,204
Kermit. We have our celebrity!

1115
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:04,967
Mr. Jack Black has graciously
agreed to do the telethon!

1116
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,566
Oh, my gosh, that's amazing.
Where is he?

1117
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,644
- In the trunk.
[Jack] Get me outta here!

1118
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,724
You kidnapped Jack Black?
That's illegal!

1119
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:18,442
But, Kermit, what's more illegal,
briefly inconveniencing Jack Black,

1120
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:23,128
- or destroying the Muppets?
- Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie!

1121
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:26,568
Kermit, listen. Whatever
I may think of you right now,

1122
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:29,405
these guys are counting on you.
You inspire them.

1123
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:32,291
- What, to kidnap people?
- To work together.

1124
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:36,286
- To kidnap people?
- Mr. The Frog, we all agreed

1125
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:39,125
a celebrity is not a people.

1126
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:42,648
And now that we have a celebrity,
the show's back on.

1127
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:46,407
Come on, Kermit.
Don't let these guys down now.

1128
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,291
[sighs]

1129
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:53,131
All right. Well, what are you
guys still doing here, huh?

1130
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:54,731
- It's showtime!
- All right!

1131
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:55,927
That's it!

1132
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:01,201
- Nicely done, sir. As usual.
- En garde.

1133
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:04,569
Ow! Ow.

1134
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,961
OK, very nice. [grunts]

1135
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:09,282
Halt! Point left!

1136
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,250
Well done, sir. Thank you.
Thank you so much.

1137
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,768
<i>[man on TV] And coming up next on CDE,
The Muppet Telethon.</i>

1138
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,321
<i>Kermit and friends host
a celebrity-studded gala,</i>

1139
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:22,166
<i>- with special guest, Jack Black.
- Oh! He's pretty good.</i>

1140
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,446
[grunts]

1141
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:28,400
- We're going to phase two.
- Yes, Mr. Richman.

1142
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:29,931
[groans]

1143
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:33,563
So do you think we're
working for the bad guy?

1144
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:40,688
Hurry! The show starts in ten minutes!

1145
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:42,126
[tires squealing]

1146
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:44,724
Where did you learn to drive?

1147
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:49,968
Hang on, everyone!

1148
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:56,885
Come on, guys. OK, listen up, everybody!
This is it! Five minutes to curtain!

1149
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,042
- Kermit?
- Get ready for the opening number.

1150
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:00,884
- Yes?
- I need to talk to you about my act.

1151
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:02,883
Listen, Walter,
I know you're gonna be fine.

1152
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,122
In fact, I'm sure you'll be great.
Scooter, who's up first?

1153
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:06,645
- Come on, come on, come on!
- No...

1154
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,165
[Kermit] Fly in the arches!

1155
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:09,321
<i>[sighs]
[Clucking]</i>

1156
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:12,406
- OK, first we have the opening theme.
- Of course. Yeah.

1157
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,369
- You come out and introduce Fozzie.
- Right.

1158
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:17,205
Then we have...
TV executive at six o'clock!

1159
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:20,210
- What?
- The show is a disaster, Frog!

1160
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:22,442
- Veronica...
- Where's the audience?

1161
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:25,046
I knew you guys
weren't popular any more.

1162
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:28,210
I should have trusted that chart.
There's no one here!

1163
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:30,010
- What about Hobo Joe?
- Who?

1164
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:32,640
Why does everybody
forget about Hobo Joe?

1165
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,564
- Just a second. Scooter!
- Yeah, chief?

1166
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:38,441
- Did you hand out all those flyers?
- Of course. Every last one!

1167
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:41,001
Don't worry.
We'll think of something!

1168
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,491
- You better
[grunts]

1169
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:44,682
Yoo-hoo! You've got audience.

1170
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:47,650
It's me! What am I, invisible?

1171
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:50,007
[knocking]
- Jack Black.

1172
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:51,924
Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Black

1173
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:55,081
- Hi!
- Ah! Where am I?

1174
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:58,369
Why am I so fancy? What are you doing?
You're ruining my look!

1175
01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:00,921
- We'll see you out there! Good luck!
[Jack] Stop cleaning me!

1176
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:05,085
- You sure got nice teeth, Jack Black.
- Yeah.

1177
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,487
We're here!

1178
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:10,120
- Start the show!
- Ready for some kind of entertainment!

1179
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:12,487
All right, good luck, everyone,
and cue Scooter.

1180
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:15,564
OK, we go live in three, two...

1181
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:22,162
<i>[man] Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome your host, Kermit the Frog.</i>

1182
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,889
<i>It's The Muppet Telethon,</i>

1183
01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:29,364
with our very special guest,
Mr. Jack Black! Yay!

1184
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:32,325
[up-tempo music playing]

1185
01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:43,090
<i>♪ It's time to play the music</i>

1186
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:45,282
<i>♪ It's time to light the lights</i>

1187
01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:49,331
<i>♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
on The Muppet Show tonight</i>

1188
01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:51,642
<i>♪ It's time to put on makeup</i>

1189
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:53,529
<i>♪ It's time to dress up right</i>

1190
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:55,808
<i>♪ It's time to get things started</i>

1191
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,287
<i>♪ Why don't you get things started?</i>

1192
01:09:58,440 --> 01:09:59,851
I always dreamed we'd be back here.

1193
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,048
Dreams? Those were nightmares!

1194
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:03,804
<i>♪ It's time to get things started</i>

1195
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:07,169
<i>♪ On the most sensational
inspirational, celebrational</i>

1196
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:13,601
<i>♪ Muppetational
This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪</i>

1197
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:18,042
[Tarzan cry]

1198
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:21,363
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to The <i>Muppet</i> Telethon!

1199
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:24,603
We have Muppets standing by
to take your calls.

1200
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:26,489
- Yes, we are.
- Hi. Hello.

1201
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,961
Could I have a large pizza
with ham and...?

1202
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:32,243
Yes, and, boy, do we have
a wonderful show for you,

1203
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:35,370
with our special guest, Mr. Jack Black!

1204
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:38,490
[horns sounding]
[laughing]

1205
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,529
I'm being held captive by these weirdos!

1206
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:43,809
Now you know how we've felt
for the past 40 years!

1207
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:47,248
Somebody, anybody, please call
the police. This is real rope!

1208
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:50,529
- Man, this 3-D is incredible!
- This is real!

1209
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:53,451
<i>Oh, and by the way, folks, we have
plenty of room here in the audience,</i>

1210
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:57,042
<i>so if you'd like to come down
and see the show live...</i>

1211
01:10:57,200 --> 01:11:00,841
There's no audience in the theater.
Look, it's totally empty.

1212
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,529
Poor Walter.

1213
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:09,050
Maybe we should go back.

1214
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:13,928
No way, Mary.
I've made my choice already.

1215
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:15,884
I just sang a whole song about it.

1216
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:18,481
I wanna stay here with you.

1217
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:21,566
So thank you.

1218
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:29,091
[band plays]

1219
01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:31,447
Ladies and gentlemen,
prepare yourselves

1220
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:35,201
for the Great Gonzo's
most amazing feat ever.

1221
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:37,649
- Head bowling.
- What? No!

1222
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,165
I have not signed off on this!

1223
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,607
[laughing]
- Drumroll, please.

1224
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:47,680
[dinging]
- And a one and a two and a three!

1225
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:50,810
Uh-oh. Uh... My fingers got stuck.

1226
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,486
All part of the act, folks. Stay tuned.

1227
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:54,766
[laughing]

1228
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:56,968
<i>Please, make this end! Please!</i>

1229
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:58,605
This is great. Call 'em.

1230
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:01,491
[telephone ringing]
[all mumbling]

1231
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:03,324
[buzzing]

1232
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:07,928
Hello?

1233
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:11,243
You wanna give us some money?!
Uhhh...

1234
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:14,961
- Say yes!
- Yes! We will take that money!

1235
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:19,569
[laughing]
Hey, guys, we got us some money!

1236
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:24,806
Oh, yeah, tickets. Here we are.
Tickets. Thank you.

1237
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:28,726
Five dollars to show you your seat.
It's up there somewhere.

1238
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:31,804
- Help!
- OK, thank you, Gonzo.

1239
01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:34,531
Thank you very much. Ladies and
gentlemen, we will see what happens with

1240
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:36,808
head bowling
a little later in the show.

1241
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:41,409
Up next is our furry funny man,
Mr. Fozzie Bear! Yay!

1242
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:45,007
Thank you, thank you, and thank you.

1243
01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:47,925
Boy, did I go to
a bad seafood place last night.

1244
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:52,051
The catch of the day was salmonella.
Wocka wocka!

1245
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:55,249
- OK.
- Ah! That joke's like 50 years old!

1246
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:56,287
[laughing]

1247
01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:58,204
[Fozzie] So how 'bout
those shopping centers?

1248
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:00,806
You seen one,
you seen a mall! Take it.

1249
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,883
Make it stop!

1250
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:04,565
[laughing]

1251
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:09,851
- Wocka wocka wocka wocka!
[Jack] Make it stop! No!

1252
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:13,322
<i>- We're not a team! I'm not with him!
- What is happening?</i>

1253
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:16,529
People are actually watching this?

1254
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:20,127
Deadly! Bring the car!

1255
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:22,171
What am I gonna do?

1256
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:23,446
- What am I gonna do?
[knocking]

1257
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:26,285
Walter? Sixty seconds
till you're on, Walter.

1258
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:28,249
You ready?

1259
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:31,449
<i>No. Yes, yes, yes...</i>

1260
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:34,123
Whoopi Goldberg?

1261
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:36,965
Selena Gomez? And... hi there.

1262
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:40,963
Yeah, look, somebody said there
might be a career opportunity here

1263
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:43,521
- something about saving a theater.
- Yes, yes, of course.

1264
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:46,286
I don't really know who you guys are
My agent just told me to show up.

1265
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:47,720
- That's great.
- Are you one of the

1266
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:49,086
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

1267
01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:52,005
Yes, I am, and let me
show you how you can help.

1268
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:55,642
And don't worry. It's just your
one shot to go on live TV

1269
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:57,928
before millions of people
to prove you have what it takes

1270
01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,805
to become one of the Muppets.
Good luck.

1271
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:07,211
Up next, folks, I am proud
to present a brand-new act

1272
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:10,170
to the show. Introducing Walter.

1273
01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:12,766
[applauding]
[inhales deeply]

1274
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:20,370
[screaming]
[crashing]

1275
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:21,891
[Fozzie] That's not good.

1276
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:27,127
[clears throat] It appears that
Walter has stepped out, so it's...

1277
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:31,330
Well, it's back to the days of
yore down at the old barbershop.

1278
01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:32,686
[applause]

1279
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:34,330
[vocalizing]

1280
01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:39,482
[laughing]
[mumbling]

1281
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:48,449
Oh, no! It's a barbershop quartet!
Get me out of here!

1282
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:50,887
[vocalizing "Smells Like Teen Spirit"]

1283
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,763
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?

1284
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:57,161
Is that Nirvana? Stop it! No!

1285
01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:04,727
You're ruining one of the
greatest songs of all time!

1286
01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:08,811
Ow!

1287
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:12,370
Careful around the ears!

1288
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:20,601
[groans]

1289
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,531
[high pitched]
Ah! That was hot!

1290
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:36,843
Hey! What's going on here?
Why is my body so big?

1291
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,606
<i>What'd you do to my voice?
I sound like a chipmunk!</i>

1292
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:41,882
Wait a second.
Did you guys shrink my head?

1293
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:44,884
[Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen,
Jack Black!

1294
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:46,849
[applause]

1295
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:50,763
Nice work, everybody. [mumbles]
Chickens, you're up next!

1296
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:53,287
It's going rather nicely.
We might just make this

1297
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:56,202
And now I am
pleased and proud to present

1298
01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:59,643
those princesses of poultry,
Camilla and friends!

1299
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:02,007
["Forget You" playing]

1300
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:09,886
[clucking in tune]

1301
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:44,721
[applause]

1302
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:47,486
Let's hear it for Camilla
and her farmyard friends!

1303
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,964
No, I... I don't know
why I'm not hosting this.

1304
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,691
So remember, folks, keep on calling
and you'll help us reach our goal

1305
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:57,451
of ten million dollars by midnight.
And if...

1306
01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,284
[power failing]
[gasping]

1307
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:00,487
Oh, dear.

1308
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:01,846
[Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen,
don't be alarmed.

1309
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,810
We will get this sorted out
just as soon as we can. Scooter!

1310
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:06,689
[crackling, sizzling]

1311
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:14,130
Well, that's that. Nice try, Muppets!

1312
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:17,204
[laughing]
[growling]

1313
01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:22,044
[Fozzie] Kermit, how are we going to
raise the rest of the money

1314
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:23,366
with no electricity?

1315
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:25,761
[Kermit] All right,
calm down, everybody.

1316
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,365
- Is everybody OK?
- Yeah.

1317
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:35,091
Well, we can't do the show
without power.

1318
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:38,164
- Anybody got any bright ideas?
- Not now, Fozzie.

1319
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,687
Ten-gauge gator grip.

1320
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:44,687
I love it when you talk shop.

1321
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:48,006
[exclaiming]

1322
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:53,129
[sighing]

1323
01:17:55,320 --> 01:17:57,004
Oh! [clears throat]

1324
01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:58,969
<i>♪ La la la la la la la
♪ Mee mee mee mee</i>

1325
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:02,651
[Tex] What? How'd they get
the power back?

1326
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:03,801
[grunts]

1327
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:05,883
We're gonna have to get up on that roof

1328
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:09,487
and shut 'em down for good!
Bolt cutters!

1329
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:11,847
Bolt cutters.

1330
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:14,247
Deadly! You come with me.

1331
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:18,251
That's it.

1332
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:19,765
Hm.

1333
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:30,041
To the end of the Muppets!

1334
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:31,964
[grunts]

1335
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:34,202
Deadly! What are you doing?

1336
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:35,964
Enough!

1337
01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:40,648
Just because I have a terrifying name
and an evil English accent,

1338
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,849
does not preclude the
fact that, in my heart,

1339
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:48,881
I am a Muppet, not a Moopet!

1340
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:52,806
Looks like it's I who
will have the last laugh!

1341
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:56,487
- What does that mean?
- It's an idiom, you idiot,

1342
01:18:56,640 --> 01:19:00,486
because you cannot laugh!
Ha ha!

1343
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:02,165
[thudding]
- Oopsie.

1344
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:03,890
[Deadly laughing]

1345
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:05,166
Deadly.

1346
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:09,404
Now that's a maniacal laugh for you!

1347
01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:12,564
Hey, Gary, Mary, how'd
you guys get here so fast?

1348
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:14,802
We travelled by map.
We thought it'd be quicker.

1349
01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:18,009
Hey, I'm sorry I bailed. I just...

1350
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:20,242
I realized you don't let
the most important person

1351
01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:22,727
in your world slip away.

1352
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:31,969
- Hey, Scooter?
- Yeah?

1353
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,481
Could you do me a favor
and take over hosting duty?

1354
01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:37,450
But, chief, I don't go onstage.

1355
01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:41,161
Well, just do what I do.
Pretend that the audience is naked.

1356
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:42,890
<i>Yeah, but, I...</i>

1357
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:44,929
<i>Ha...</i> ha... ha...

1358
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:46,480
[knocking]

1359
01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:48,486
Uh, Miss Piggy?

1360
01:19:58,080 --> 01:19:59,844
[audience applauding]

1361
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:04,844
[stuttering]

1362
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:08,322
- You are all naked.
[gasping]

1363
01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:09,891
[Scooter] Well, sorta.

1364
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:13,567
OK. Great!
And now, ladies and gentlemen,

1365
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:16,803
please welcome, a real hero...

1366
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:28,931
[Miss Piggy] You saved it?
After all this time?

1367
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:32,084
Oh, Kermie.

1368
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:45,806
[clears throat] I guess I'm not
that good at saying this kind of stuff.

1369
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:48,122
- Yes, Kermie?
- Well...

1370
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:53,770
...over the last week,
I realized that...

1371
01:20:55,240 --> 01:20:56,526
I miss you.

1372
01:20:57,560 --> 01:21:00,882
And I need you.

1373
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:07,644
And maybe you don't need the,
the whole world to love you.

1374
01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:11,962
Maybe you just need one person.

1375
01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:18,291
It's time for our song,
and if we don't raise the money tonight,

1376
01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:20,841
it might be the
last time we sing together.

1377
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,001
[murmuring]

1378
01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:26,643
And... Well, are you ready?

1379
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:29,529
Oh, Kermie.

1380
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:35,004
[banjo playing]

1381
01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:40,811
<i>♪ Why are there so many</i>

1382
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:43,890
<i>♪ Songs about rainbows?</i>

1383
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:48,722
<i>♪ And what's on the other side?</i>

1384
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:53,090
<i>♪ Rainbows are visions</i>

1385
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:56,323
<i>♪ But only illusions</i>

1386
01:21:56,480 --> 01:22:01,122
<i>♪ And rainbows have nothing to hide</i>

1387
01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:04,848
<i>♪ So we've been told</i>

1388
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:09,130
<i>♪ And some choose to believe it</i>

1389
01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:14,127
<i>♪ I know they're wrong
Wait and see</i>

1390
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:18,009
<i>♪ Someday we'll find it</i>

1391
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,329
<i>♪ The rainbow connection</i>

1392
01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:26,122
<i>♪ The lovers, the dreamers and me</i>

1393
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:30,171
<i>♪ All of us under its spell</i>

1394
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:32,084
<i>♪ We know that it's</i>

1395
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:37,121
<i>♪ Probably magic</i>

1396
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:41,131
<i>♪ Have you been half asleep</i>

1397
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:44,568
<i>♪ And have you heard voices?</i>

1398
01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:48,930
<i>♪ I've heard them calling my name</i>

1399
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:52,361
[panting]

1400
01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:55,806
Hey, these are yours, man.

1401
01:22:55,960 --> 01:22:58,008
I kept 'em for ya.

1402
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:00,487
- Drum.
- No drum

1403
01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:02,529
- Drum!
- No drum!

1404
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:04,808
- Drum! Drum!
- No drum! No drum!

1405
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,970
[yelling]

1406
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:13,488
You know what to do.

1407
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:21,211
<i>♪ I've heard it too many times
to ignore it</i>

1408
01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:26,366
<i>♪ It's something that
I'm supposed to be</i>

1409
01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:30,882
- Aaah!
<i>♪ Someday we'll find it</i>

1410
01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:33,884
<i>♪ The rainbow connection</i>

1411
01:23:34,040 --> 01:23:38,887
<i>♪ The lovers, the dreamers and me ♪</i>

1412
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:41,611
[all vocalizing]

1413
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:54,208
Drum! Drum, drum! Drum!

1414
01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:56,089
Ah ha ha ha ha.

1415
01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:57,969
- You still got it, man!
[applause]

1416
01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:03,206
Piggy? Will you stay... for me?

1417
01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:05,601
- For you, Kermie?
- Yeah.

1418
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:06,921
Of course!

1419
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:13,601
Woo hoo!

1420
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:22,210
Thank you, everybody.

1421
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:24,806
Thank you, all.
Ladies and gentlemen,

1422
01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:29,249
it's almost midnight and we haven't
quite reached our target yet,

1423
01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:33,928
but if you'll all just stick around,
we'll be right back with our final act.

1424
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:38,005
[man on PA] The Muppet Telethon
<i>will</i> return after these messages.

1425
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:44,721
Walter? Walter, where are you, buddy?

1426
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:48,521
Listen, everybody, the show ran short,
and we don't have anything else planned.

1427
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:49,806
[gasping]

1428
01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:51,564
We need one last act
to bring us home.

1429
01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:54,530
I'm gonna go check on Jack Black
and see if he has any ideas.

1430
01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:56,011
You guys see if you can
come up with something.

1431
01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:58,208
We have two minutes! Two minutes!

1432
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:01,722
- Think, think, think!
[Fozzie] What am I thinking?

1433
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:05,202
Walter. Walt!

1434
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:07,929
- Walter!
- Gary?

1435
01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:11,522
- Wha... You came back.
- Walter.

1436
01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:13,409
What are you doing down here?

1437
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:17,201
They just need one more act. You gotta
get out there and help those guys.

1438
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:21,809
I can't. What if people
laugh at me? <i>I...</i>

1439
01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:26,522
I'd rather go back home to Smalltown.
With you.

1440
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,810
Look, Walter, you're my brother,

1441
01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:37,569
and I'm always gonna love you,
but you belong here, with these guys.

1442
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:40,849
Hey, you're the one
who got Kermit to do this.

1443
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,571
You're the one who brought
everyone here together.

1444
01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:48,362
You always believe in other people,
but that's easy.

1445
01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:51,888
Sooner or later, you gotta
believe in yourself, too,

1446
01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:55,050
because that's what growing up is.

1447
01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:58,964
It's becoming who you want to be.

1448
01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:02,841
You have to try. Please, Walter.

1449
01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:06,446
You're my hero.

1450
01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:13,407
[ticking]

1451
01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:18,927
[ticking]
[bell dings]

1452
01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:22,084
OK, Jack Black's got nothing.
What did you guys come up with?

1453
01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:25,648
- Bunsen can set Beaker on fire.
- No, no, no, we can't do that.

1454
01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:28,565
- I could break out the fart shoes.
- No, no, no, that will never work!

1455
01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:29,881
<i>[man on P.A.]
We're back in three, two...</i>

1456
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:34,171
Oh, no!

1457
01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:37,731
[slow whistling]

1458
01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:43,210
[whistling]

1459
01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:52,050
It's Walter.

1460
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:54,202
[whistles up-tempo song with orchestra]

1461
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:32,202
[whistling higher octave]

1462
01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:35,443
[hitting high note]
[glass shattering]

1463
01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:39,882
[finale with orchestra]

1464
01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:50,408
[applause]

1465
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:54,724
Thank you.

1466
01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:59,124
- He's all grown up.
- Oh, that was wonderful!

1467
01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:04,921
[Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen, Walter!

1468
01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:07,686
It looks like we're going
to get our studio back!

1469
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:11,930
This just in: the Muppets are
about to take back their studio.

1470
01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:14,208
[engine starts]
[tires squealing]

1471
01:28:17,360 --> 01:28:21,285
[80's Robot] Help! I've been mugged.
Alerting authorities.

1472
01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:23,847
<i>[woman on phone] We're sorry...
- What happened? Hello?</i>

1473
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:26,685
- Hello?
- Guys, my phone is dead.

1474
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:32,370
News flash: My phone is also dead.
Repeat, my phone is also dead.

1475
01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:36,730
[all] Ooh...

1476
01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:40,090
[bell ringing]
[groaning]

1477
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:46,685
[audience gasps]

1478
01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:51,601
I did it. I beat you.

1479
01:28:54,840 --> 01:29:00,006
Game over, Kermit. You lost.

1480
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:01,650
[groaning]

1481
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:02,847
Chicky!

1482
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:07,244
Too late, Muppets. I won!
Turn that thing off!

1483
01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:10,887
- The show is over!
[audience gasps]

1484
01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:12,804
But we were so close!

1485
01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:16,328
[whirring]
[audience gasps]

1486
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:20,527
Or not.

1487
01:29:20,680 --> 01:29:22,808
It kinda makes me
feel better, honestly.

1488
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:25,606
I mean, we were
nowhere close at all.

1489
01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:29,845
You artists formerly
known as the Muppets

1490
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:32,810
are standing on private property.

1491
01:29:32,960 --> 01:29:35,850
My private property

1492
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:38,810
And I'm telling you to leave. Now!

1493
01:29:38,960 --> 01:29:40,371
[whimpering]

1494
01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:49,765
He's right, everybody.

1495
01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:53,481
He won. We gotta go.

1496
01:29:54,440 --> 01:29:56,204
[sighs]

1497
01:29:57,520 --> 01:30:00,171
[sighs, sniffs]

1498
01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:03,051
[flatulence sounds]

1499
01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:07,730
[Rowlf] Not now, Fozzie.

1500
01:30:08,440 --> 01:30:09,601
[flatulence sounds cease]

1501
01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:13,646
- I can't believe this.
- I know.

1502
01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:21,322
Well, that's that.

1503
01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:26,011
[door slams]

1504
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:29,487
This isn't right.

1505
01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:31,529
It can't end like this.

1506
01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:33,523
But what can we do?

1507
01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:43,047
[chattering]

1508
01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:52,169
Listen, everybody, we've got nothing
to be ashamed of. And you know why?

1509
01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:58,371
Well, because thanks
to Walter here, we tried.

1510
01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:00,807
And if we failed, we failed together,

1511
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:06,285
and to me, that's not failing at all.

1512
01:31:06,480 --> 01:31:09,245
And I don't care what anybody <i>says.</i>

1513
01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:15,686
And I don't care if no one
believes in us, because I believe.

1514
01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:18,889
- I believe in you.
- Huh?

1515
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:21,168
- And you.
- Me?

1516
01:31:21,320 --> 01:31:25,211
- And you.
[sighs]

1517
01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:28,284
You know, what's important
isn't this building or a name.

1518
01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:31,171
It's each other. So I say, fine,

1519
01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:33,926
let's just start at the bottom
and work our way back up to the top.

1520
01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:37,084
[all] Yeah.
- Let's all walk out through these doors

1521
01:31:37,240 --> 01:31:42,690
with our heads held high. As a family.

1522
01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:46,731
- Because that's what we are.
[all] Yeah. Yeah.

1523
01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:13,841
[sighing]

1524
01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:19,089
[cheering]
[cameras clicking]

1525
01:32:32,320 --> 01:32:34,891
[all] Muppets, Muppets, Muppets!

1526
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:41,290
Wow.

1527
01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:47,165
[all] Muppets, Muppets, Muppets!

1528
01:32:51,840 --> 01:32:53,444
All right.

1529
01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:55,887
[chanting continues]

1530
01:32:56,040 --> 01:32:58,646
- Wow.
- Wow.

1531
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:04,240
[laughs]
- Hey, where's Walter?

1532
01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:09,804
See? Your fans, they love you guys!

1533
01:33:09,960 --> 01:33:12,201
Hey, Walter.
Aren't you gonna join us?

1534
01:33:12,360 --> 01:33:13,885
[Fozzie] Yeah! Come on!
[Rowlf] Come on, Walter!

1535
01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:16,611
- Come on, Walter!
- Yes. Come!

1536
01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:20,890
What're you waiting for, buddy?
Get over there.

1537
01:33:21,040 --> 01:33:23,122
Yeah, go ahead.

1538
01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:43,002
[crowd cheering]

1539
01:33:48,480 --> 01:33:52,929
[all] Muppets! Muppets!
Muppets! Muppets! Muppets!

1540
01:34:09,240 --> 01:34:10,969
Hm? Oh.

1541
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:14,164
How charming. A finale.

1542
01:34:21,680 --> 01:34:24,126
<i>♪ Everything is great</i>

1543
01:34:24,280 --> 01:34:26,123
<i>♪ Everything is grand</i>

1544
01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:31,650
<i>♪ We've got the whole wide world
in the palm of our hand</i>

1545
01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:33,768
<i>♪ Everything is perfect</i>

1546
01:34:33,920 --> 01:34:36,127
<i>♪ It's falling into place</i>

1547
01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:40,205
<i>♪ I can't seem to wipe
this smile off my face</i>

1548
01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:42,050
<i>♪ Life's a happy song</i>

1549
01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:45,727
<i>♪ When there's someone
by your side to sing along</i>

1550
01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:47,886
[grunts]

1551
01:34:48,040 --> 01:34:51,601
<i>♪ Everything is great
And we'll live happily ever after</i>

1552
01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:54,127
<i>♪ And we'll keep giving the world
the third greatest gift</i>

1553
01:34:54,280 --> 01:34:55,327
<i>♪ Laughter</i>

1554
01:34:55,480 --> 01:34:58,962
<i>♪ Ze movie's almost over
It's time to say, "So long"</i>

1555
01:34:59,120 --> 01:35:02,522
<i>♪ Will you please stop singing?
You've already sung this song</i>

1556
01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:05,365
<i>♪ Life's a happy song when there's
someone by your side</i>

1557
01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:06,931
<i>♪ To sing along</i>

1558
01:35:07,080 --> 01:35:08,809
We're happier when you don't sing.

1559
01:35:09,520 --> 01:35:14,128
<i>♪ We've got everything that we need</i>

1560
01:35:14,280 --> 01:35:16,681
<i>♪ We can be whatever we want to be</i>

1561
01:35:16,840 --> 01:35:20,162
<i>♪ Nothing we can't do</i>

1562
01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:23,921
<i>♪ The skies are blue
when it's me and you and you and you</i>

1563
01:35:24,080 --> 01:35:26,401
<i>♪ And you and you and you and you</i>

1564
01:35:26,560 --> 01:35:27,721
Well, all of you. Yeah!

1565
01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:31,521
<i>♪ La la
La la la la la</i>

1566
01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:33,205
<i>♪ La la</i>

1567
01:35:33,360 --> 01:35:36,443
[Jack] Hey, remember me? I'm Jack Black!

1568
01:35:36,600 --> 01:35:39,285
No, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa.
No, no, no. Put me back down.

1569
01:35:39,440 --> 01:35:41,886
- All hail the Hobo King.
- What are you doing? This is insane.

1570
01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:46,443
<i>♪ We've got everything that we need</i>

1571
01:35:46,600 --> 01:35:49,080
<i>♪ We can be whatever we want to be</i>

1572
01:35:49,240 --> 01:35:52,722
<i>♪ Nothing that we can't do</i>

1573
01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:55,963
<i>♪ The skies are blue
when it's me and you and you and you</i>

1574
01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:58,327
<i>♪ Life's a happy song
♪ When there's someone</i>

1575
01:35:58,520 --> 01:36:01,126
<i>♪ By your side to sing
♪ Life's a happy song</i>

1576
01:36:01,280 --> 01:36:03,282
<i>♪ Mee mee mee
Mee mee mee</i>

1577
01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:06,165
<i>♪ Life's a happy song
when there's someone</i>

1578
01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:07,850
<i>♪ Someone
♪ Someone</i>

1579
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,890
<i>♪ By your side</i>

1580
01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:15,170
<i>♪ To sing along</i>

1581
01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:22,247
[whistling]

1582
01:36:32,040 --> 01:36:34,088
I just have one question
I need to ask you.

1583
01:36:34,920 --> 01:36:38,891
Will you, Mary... marry me?

1584
01:36:41,520 --> 01:36:43,727
<i>♪ Mahna Mahna
♪ Do do do-do-do</i>

1585
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:45,928
<i>♪ Mahna Mahna
♪ Do do-do-do</i>

1586
01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:48,529
<i>♪ Mahna Mahna</i>
- You're breaking the law!

1587
01:36:48,680 --> 01:36:49,681
I own that name.

1588
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:52,571
Hey, guys, I think I've finally
worked out how to... [yells]

1589
01:36:55,000 --> 01:36:56,843
"Oil" bet that hurt.

1590
01:36:57,040 --> 01:36:59,168
[laughing]

1591
01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:04,210
<i>[man] This just in: "Richman gives
back Muppet theater and name.</i>

1592
01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:06,249
<i>Change of heart.
Nothing to do with head injury.</i>

1593
01:37:06,400 --> 01:37:08,801
<i>♪ Mahna Mahna
♪ Do do do-do-do</i>

1594
01:37:08,960 --> 01:37:11,122
<i>♪ Mahna Mahna
♪ Do do-do-do</i>

1595
01:37:11,280 --> 01:37:15,524
♪ Mahna Mahna
- Hey, Richman! We had a deal!

1596
01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:17,722
- Yeah, for reallies!
- Yeah, you owe us money, man.

1597
01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:20,645
- What the wocka?
[grunting]

1598
01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:29,967
Thank you.

1599
01:37:32,080 --> 01:37:34,606
<i>♪ Mahna Mahna
♪ Do do do-do-do</i>

1600
01:37:34,760 --> 01:37:37,161
<i>♪ Mahna Mahna
♪ Do do-do-do</i>

1601
01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:40,802
<i>[man] Breaking news: "Miss Piggy
promises to stay out of the limelight.</i>

1602
01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:43,128
<i>Kermit says, 'We need some time alone.</i>

1603
01:37:43,280 --> 01:37:45,282
- Oh, Kermie, I'm so happy.
- What are you talking about?

1604
01:37:45,440 --> 01:37:49,809
Let's share our happiness with ten of
the world's largest news publications.

1605
01:37:49,960 --> 01:37:53,248
- How's the quiet life, Kermit?
- Piggy, froggy!

1606
01:37:53,400 --> 01:37:55,528
- How are you enjoying your time alone?
- Piggy!

1607
01:37:57,600 --> 01:37:59,728
<i>♪ Mahna Mahna
♪ Do do do-do-do</i>

1608
01:37:59,880 --> 01:38:02,326
<i>♪ Mahna Mahna
♪ Do do-do-do</i>

1609
01:38:02,520 --> 01:38:04,727
<i>♪ Mahna Mahna
♪ Do do do-do-do</i>

1610
01:38:04,880 --> 01:38:06,803
<i>♪ Do-do-do, Do-do-do
Do-do-do</i>

1611
01:38:06,960 --> 01:38:08,610
<i>♪ Do-do
Do-do-do-do</i>

1612
01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:11,881
<i>♪ Mahna Mahna ♪</i>

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[♪ Bret McKenzie: "Life's a Happy Song"]