1 00:00:51,501 --> 00:00:53,469 * One fine day 2 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,273 * You'll look at me 3 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:04,239 * And then you'll know our love was meant to be 4 00:01:06,716 --> 00:01:08,684 * One fine day 5 00:01:10,420 --> 00:01:16,086 * You're gonna want me for your girl 6 00:01:22,098 --> 00:01:24,089 * The arms I long for 7 00:01:25,735 --> 00:01:27,703 * Will open wide 8 00:01:29,572 --> 00:01:34,874 * Then you'll be proud to have me right by your side 9 00:01:37,247 --> 00:01:39,647 * One fine day 10 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:46,353 * You're gonna want me for your girl 11 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:54,489 * Ooh, now I know you're 12 00:01:55,665 --> 00:01:57,997 * The kind of a boy 13 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:04,799 * Who only wants to run around 14 00:02:07,777 --> 00:02:09,745 * I'll keep waiting 15 00:02:10,914 --> 00:02:13,348 * And someday, darling 16 00:02:14,617 --> 00:02:17,017 * You'll come to me 17 00:02:18,521 --> 00:02:20,921 * When you wanna settle down 18 00:02:23,159 --> 00:02:25,320 * One fine day 19 00:02:26,863 --> 00:02:28,831 * We'll meet once more 20 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:36,232 * And then you'll want the love you threw away before 21 00:02:38,274 --> 00:02:40,242 * One fine day 22 00:02:41,344 --> 00:02:43,938 * You're gonna want me 23 00:02:45,215 --> 00:02:48,150 * And one fine day 24 00:02:48,985 --> 00:02:51,613 * You're gonna want me 25 00:02:53,456 --> 00:02:55,424 * And one fine day 26 00:02:56,726 --> 00:02:59,752 * You're gonna want me 27 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,589 * For your girl 28 00:03:12,575 --> 00:03:17,171 I heard that my son, Dave Jr... You met Dave Jr, right? 29 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:21,880 This is great news. I was notified Sunday that Dave Jr 30 00:03:22,085 --> 00:03:24,815 will be tried as a juvenile for grand theft auto. 31 00:03:24,988 --> 00:03:26,979 Congratulations. 32 00:03:48,578 --> 00:03:51,604 911. 911. 33 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:02,814 Mommy. 34 00:04:03,526 --> 00:04:05,494 Mom? 35 00:04:07,597 --> 00:04:09,861 I'm really thirsty, Mommy. 36 00:04:11,434 --> 00:04:12,992 OK. 37 00:04:22,545 --> 00:04:24,513 OK. OK, sweetie. 38 00:04:25,415 --> 00:04:28,145 - Good night. - Wait. There's one more sip left. 39 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:33,152 - Half a sip. You don't need it. Good night. - I do need it. I do need it, Mommy. 40 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:41,294 OK. Now good night for real, OK? 41 00:04:41,497 --> 00:04:43,362 - Good night, Mom. - Night-night. 42 00:04:43,566 --> 00:04:46,558 I'm real excited about the field trip tomorrow. 43 00:04:47,437 --> 00:04:49,871 - I love big boats. - That's good. 44 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:52,769 - The Circle Line is big, right? - Yeah. 45 00:04:53,009 --> 00:04:55,204 Good. 46 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,312 Mom? 47 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,243 Sleepy time now. 48 00:04:59,415 --> 00:05:02,248 Is Daddy coming to my soccer game tomorrow? 49 00:05:06,589 --> 00:05:09,319 He's gonna try, Sammy. 50 00:05:09,525 --> 00:05:13,985 Honey, do you remember when I explained to you that Daddy has 51 00:05:14,197 --> 00:05:17,792 - a different schedule to other daddies? - Yeah. 52 00:05:17,967 --> 00:05:23,462 Well, musicians don't always know exactly when they're gonna get a chance to play. 53 00:05:23,639 --> 00:05:27,097 So... there's a chance he might not come tomorrow. 54 00:05:27,443 --> 00:05:29,502 But he's gonna try. 55 00:05:29,946 --> 00:05:31,937 Yeah. He's gonna try. 56 00:05:32,115 --> 00:05:34,583 I love you a million, billion, zillion. 57 00:05:35,852 --> 00:05:37,820 Do you love him? 58 00:05:40,056 --> 00:05:42,024 Huh, Mommy? 59 00:05:43,059 --> 00:05:46,517 I will always love your daddy because he gave me you. 60 00:05:47,663 --> 00:05:49,631 Now go to sleep. 61 00:06:00,043 --> 00:06:02,637 I can't sleep, Mom. 62 00:06:02,845 --> 00:06:04,813 I had a bad dream. 63 00:06:06,649 --> 00:06:10,517 In just two minutes you already fell asleep and had a bad dream? 64 00:06:19,562 --> 00:06:21,553 Sweetie... 65 00:06:32,708 --> 00:06:35,802 I don't even think I knew her. She's lyin'. I'd divorce her. 66 00:06:46,022 --> 00:06:48,422 - Hi, Jack. - Dad! 67 00:06:48,558 --> 00:06:51,391 - Hi, Daddy! - Hey! You maggot, you! Come here. 68 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,630 Watch your step. 69 00:06:56,299 --> 00:06:59,462 - Maggie, be careful. - It's all right. She does it all the time. 70 00:06:59,602 --> 00:07:02,162 I can't believe your plumbing's not fixed yet. 71 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:06,365 - So what's up, Kristen? - Me and Greg got married last Saturday. 72 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:09,409 - Oh, yeah. How's Greg? - He's waiting in the car. 73 00:07:09,612 --> 00:07:14,072 Waiting with an ulcer, hoping you'll say yes. I need you to watch Maggie for me. 74 00:07:14,283 --> 00:07:16,774 OK. I can do that till about six. Would that help? 75 00:07:16,986 --> 00:07:20,615 - Well... - For the whole week, Daddy. 76 00:07:20,756 --> 00:07:22,917 We were going on our honeymoon today. 77 00:07:23,159 --> 00:07:27,926 But the nanny's gotta go watch her mother have a benign tumor removed in Ohio. 78 00:07:28,131 --> 00:07:33,694 Greg's parents are too old. Mine are too crazy. Yours are dead. So that leaves you. 79 00:07:33,803 --> 00:07:38,069 - Please, Jack, do this. Please! - I would love to but I'm working on a story. 80 00:07:38,307 --> 00:07:41,470 - You're always working on a story. - Yeah. It's what I do. 81 00:07:41,644 --> 00:07:46,513 The same old one about a good-time father to whom responsibility is a dirty word. 82 00:07:46,749 --> 00:07:53,018 Here's a hint. For an attempted manipulation, like the one in progress, I'd have tried flattery. 83 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:55,190 Why am I always the grown-up? 84 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:59,794 Because at the start of the relationship, when we chose sides, you chose grown-up first. 85 00:07:59,996 --> 00:08:02,260 - This is how you want it. - No. What I want 86 00:08:02,431 --> 00:08:06,993 is just once for you to make a sacrifice in your career for your daughter. 87 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:11,097 Come here, my little noodle. My little creature. 88 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:21,975 Go pee. And wash your hands and face and brush your teeth. 89 00:08:25,454 --> 00:08:28,855 We're in a hurry cos we have to take your friend Maggie to school. 90 00:08:29,058 --> 00:08:35,019 - We can't be late because of your field trip. - I hate Maggie. She thinks she's so funny. 91 00:08:36,132 --> 00:08:38,726 - Maggie? - Here's Maggie's doctor's number 92 00:08:38,834 --> 00:08:41,632 and the number of a baby-sitter who can help tomorrow. 93 00:08:41,837 --> 00:08:45,773 She's got a walk-on part today. One last thing. This is really important. 94 00:08:46,008 --> 00:08:50,172 My neighbor was supposed to take Maggie to school for me this morning. 95 00:08:50,313 --> 00:08:53,714 She lives in my building... Jack. Jack? 96 00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:56,407 - Apartment 501. This is her number. - OK. 97 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,587 - Her name is Melanie Parker. - Melanie Parker. 98 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:01,188 If you want her to take Maggie to school for you... 99 00:09:01,424 --> 00:09:05,724 If you want her to take Maggie to school, bring Maggie to her house before eight. 100 00:09:05,861 --> 00:09:10,628 If not, call Mel and let her know that you don't need her to take Maggie. Jack? OK? 101 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,893 I'm gonna miss my plane. 102 00:09:13,102 --> 00:09:16,367 - Maybe I should cancel my honeymoon. - Don't cancel it. 103 00:09:16,539 --> 00:09:19,702 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Don't worry. Say hi to Greg. 104 00:09:19,909 --> 00:09:22,036 - Bye, baby! - Bye! 105 00:09:24,513 --> 00:09:26,174 Bye, baby. 106 00:09:26,349 --> 00:09:28,340 Bye, baby. Baby! 107 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:34,289 Come on, Mom. 108 00:09:40,696 --> 00:09:43,187 OK. Press two, honey. 109 00:09:53,376 --> 00:09:54,343 Where are they? 110 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:02,775 Want some more? Don't burn your hands. We're havin' a Manhattan camp-out. 111 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:06,617 Why don't you just bang on the door? 112 00:10:06,756 --> 00:10:09,418 We can't bang on the door of honeymooners. 113 00:10:17,066 --> 00:10:19,796 - What time does your school start? - I don't know. 114 00:10:19,969 --> 00:10:25,805 It probably starts around nine. We're gonna get there a few minutes early just to be safe. 115 00:10:26,008 --> 00:10:28,806 - What street's your school on? - I don't know. 116 00:10:29,011 --> 00:10:31,002 We're in trouble. 117 00:10:31,947 --> 00:10:37,442 - I'm gonna miss the boat trip, aren't I? - It won't go on time. We'll make it. I promise. 118 00:10:42,258 --> 00:10:44,522 Let's run, just in case. 119 00:11:00,376 --> 00:11:02,344 What's it say? 120 00:11:03,512 --> 00:11:07,346 "The whole school is on the Circle Line. Sorry we missed you." 121 00:11:08,451 --> 00:11:10,442 That's a big "uh-oh," right? 122 00:11:10,619 --> 00:11:12,052 Mom? 123 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:15,314 You must be Kristen's ex-husband. 124 00:11:15,491 --> 00:11:17,482 - Hi, Sammy. - Hi, Maggie. 125 00:11:17,626 --> 00:11:20,686 And you must be... 126 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:25,264 OK. Well, you're not Sheila, the actress/baby-sitter, 127 00:11:25,401 --> 00:11:28,063 or Maggie's pediatrician, Dr Feldman. 128 00:11:28,237 --> 00:11:32,765 Oh, there you go. "Don't forget to call Melanie Parker." Underlined three times. 129 00:11:33,008 --> 00:11:37,809 We're not quite together yet. Sorry. What do you mean, I must be Kristen's ex-husband? 130 00:11:38,013 --> 00:11:41,141 That's her daughter, and this is a totally ex-husband thing to do. 131 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,751 You'd know because that's a totally ex-wife remark. 132 00:11:43,986 --> 00:11:46,318 You know, I have a day. Taxi! 133 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,092 Taxi! 134 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,352 Get those fish. Let's go. Come on. 135 00:11:54,397 --> 00:11:57,230 Wait, wait, wait! You forgot your fish! 136 00:11:59,568 --> 00:12:01,593 Pier 56, please, as fast as you can. 137 00:12:01,837 --> 00:12:05,603 - I don't wanna sit next to him, Daddy. - I don't wanna sit next to her, Mommy. 138 00:12:05,841 --> 00:12:07,206 Come on. Over the top. 139 00:12:07,410 --> 00:12:10,174 Would you please just take those? Thank you. 140 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:16,912 I don't know why you have an attitude. It's your fault they'll probably miss the field trip. 141 00:12:17,119 --> 00:12:22,182 - Not Central Park West. Broadway's faster. - My attitude is derived from your attitude. 142 00:12:22,358 --> 00:12:26,727 - Derived? You must be a writer. - Let me guess. Your ex-husband is a writer. 143 00:12:26,929 --> 00:12:29,420 No. My ex-husband is a musician. 144 00:12:35,538 --> 00:12:38,336 I don't need to see that. I already have an opinion of you. 145 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,134 And I of you. 146 00:12:40,309 --> 00:12:42,436 Liza! Liza, thank God you're home. 147 00:12:42,645 --> 00:12:46,376 - I need a huge favor. - Melanie? Is that you? You sound awful. 148 00:12:46,549 --> 00:12:51,009 Where are you? Don't answer. I can't talk. I'm on the other line organizing a fun run. 149 00:12:51,253 --> 00:12:54,051 No, wait. Don't hang up. I really need you to... 150 00:12:57,092 --> 00:12:58,821 Bye, honey. 151 00:12:58,994 --> 00:13:02,020 - Hello? Hello! - Yeah, I'm here. 152 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,423 - What's the matter? - There's this guy, 153 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:09,061 who obviously thinks a minor amount of charm replaces integrity and commitment, 154 00:13:09,271 --> 00:13:14,208 has not only ruined my day but Sammy's as well. He's completely missed his field trip. 155 00:13:14,477 --> 00:13:18,277 - My mom hates your dad. - So? My dad hates your mom. 156 00:13:18,481 --> 00:13:19,413 - So? - So? 157 00:13:19,582 --> 00:13:24,076 Hey, it's me. I just wanna know if you're wearin' panties. 158 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,054 What color are they? 159 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,282 Lew, I need this photo approved now. 160 00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:33,986 If I ever act interested in another man again, would you please shoot me? 161 00:13:34,163 --> 00:13:36,529 - No, don't take 57th across! - Pink? 162 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,723 - Pink? Sure. - When is Jack getting in? 163 00:13:39,368 --> 00:13:44,431 No, I will not leave Sammy at the Ninth Street drop-in center, Liza. He hates it there. 164 00:13:44,607 --> 00:13:47,007 You're my sister. How can you not watch him? 165 00:13:47,176 --> 00:13:49,406 I have to meet my boss in 15 minutes. 166 00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:54,106 Then I have this presentation, which could add up to a huge promotion for me. 167 00:13:54,316 --> 00:13:57,444 And you have no job, a nanny, a cook and a housekeeper. 168 00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,986 The nanny is taking Courtney to Mommy and Me. 169 00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:04,717 Angela is cooking all day for our dinner party tonight. Berta is cleaning. 170 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:08,260 - And I'm working at the school this morning. - What about later? 171 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,957 Later I'm getting dressed for our dinner party tonight. 172 00:14:12,134 --> 00:14:15,592 - Why don't you get a nanny? - Because I can't afford a nanny, Liza. 173 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:19,404 You're with a girl, aren't ya? You dog, you! 174 00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:25,075 A real superwoman. Can't open her door, won't shut her mouth. 175 00:14:25,247 --> 00:14:28,683 Excuse me. Are you talking about me? 176 00:14:28,851 --> 00:14:32,309 The first lady. We're thinking about doing a piece on her. 177 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:38,256 You're insulted because I said I had a presentation and you don't work. 178 00:14:38,427 --> 00:14:41,294 I do work, Melanie. I am the CEO of this household. 179 00:14:41,497 --> 00:14:45,058 I'm sorry I can't help you out. But you're perfect. You'll figure it out. 180 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,168 OK. OK. Bye. 181 00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:04,442 OK, OK. Stay with me. There are cars. 182 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,978 Oh, thank God! It's still here! 183 00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:15,893 - This is it. - That's not it. There's nobody in there! 184 00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:18,361 - Maybe they're upstairs. - Upstairs. 185 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,491 Sammy, wait for me. 186 00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:23,461 - I got it. - No, I'm fine. 187 00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:25,607 OK. Excuse me. 188 00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:33,348 Go, go! Watch your step. 189 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:46,017 - It was the first boat. I'm telling you. - There wasn't anybody on the first boat! 190 00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:53,358 - Oh, no! - It's OK. We can still make it. Goddammit! 191 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,330 Hey! 192 00:15:59,508 --> 00:16:01,499 Hey, boat! Hey! 193 00:16:05,748 --> 00:16:08,717 Hey, come here! Come back! I got kids over here! 194 00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:12,252 Come back! Hey! 195 00:16:14,356 --> 00:16:16,347 I got kids here! 196 00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:22,327 Goddammit! 197 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,073 Who wants to go on a boat in the rain anyway? 198 00:16:36,445 --> 00:16:38,777 I know. You did. 199 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:42,107 All right. Listen. Melanie. 200 00:16:43,318 --> 00:16:47,482 I feel awful about this. I'm gonna make it up to you. You too, kiddo. 201 00:16:48,123 --> 00:16:50,114 All right? 202 00:16:52,327 --> 00:16:53,259 OK. 203 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:57,263 Here's an idea. I watch the kids right now while you do your presentation. 204 00:16:57,399 --> 00:16:59,560 I heard you say you had one in 15 minutes. 205 00:16:59,735 --> 00:17:05,605 And you watch her for me later today while I do the column. It'll only take an hour or so. 206 00:17:06,341 --> 00:17:09,174 Hi! Maggie Taylor calling. 207 00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:12,711 I have an urgent message for stupid Sammy Parker. 208 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,473 I'm not stupid. You're stupid. 209 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:19,451 I don't think so. I only let incredibly responsible people watch my son. 210 00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:22,486 I'm incredibly responsible. 211 00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:25,658 - I'm hungry, Daddy. - Want a Tic Tac? 212 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,024 - No. - That's all I got. 213 00:17:28,263 --> 00:17:30,231 Here, baby. 214 00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:33,797 - What's that? - A muffin. Thank you, Melanie. 215 00:17:34,336 --> 00:17:36,304 You're welcome, sweetheart. 216 00:17:36,905 --> 00:17:39,499 You were saying? 217 00:17:40,109 --> 00:17:44,045 I was saying that maybe we could just help each other out today. 218 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,949 Well... 219 00:17:52,521 --> 00:17:54,352 Hey! 220 00:17:54,556 --> 00:17:57,616 - Looks like you missed the boat. - I guess we did. 221 00:18:01,764 --> 00:18:04,699 I really don't need your help, but if I did, 222 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,927 you would be the very last person I would turn to. 223 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:12,732 These are the class fish. They were supposed to be back in the classroom at 8:30. 224 00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:15,170 Now they are spending the day with you. 225 00:18:15,377 --> 00:18:18,039 God, I am going to be so late. I have such a day. 226 00:18:18,213 --> 00:18:19,771 - A bus! - But, Mom... 227 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,849 - Those aren't toys, honey. - Mom, that's not your phone. Mom! 228 00:18:25,287 --> 00:18:27,778 Don't be like that when you grow up. 229 00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:39,095 She just drops off the... bag of cookies... and tells me to keep 'em for a week. 230 00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:41,498 How do you feel about the cookies, Jack? 231 00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:45,470 Love the cookies. Have a big problem with the... 232 00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:48,269 - Cookie-maker? - That's right. 233 00:18:49,011 --> 00:18:51,980 The cookie-maker thinks that all I am interested in 234 00:18:52,147 --> 00:18:57,744 or all that I'm capable of handling with respect to the cookie in question 235 00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,785 is the... 236 00:19:00,022 --> 00:19:03,822 - The frosting? - Exactly. Exactly. 237 00:19:04,026 --> 00:19:08,759 Just because the frosting is my specialty doesn't mean that I can't do more. 238 00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:13,027 I have many layers to me. And they're not all vanilla, either. 239 00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:16,501 I have chocolate in me. I have a deep, dark chocolate... 240 00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:19,038 I'm still hungry, Daddy. 241 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:23,302 - Darling, let Doc Martin and I finish. - But what about the cookies? 242 00:19:23,478 --> 00:19:25,844 Just a little while. OK? 243 00:19:30,652 --> 00:19:33,018 I'm sick of angry, resentful... 244 00:19:35,457 --> 00:19:37,186 fish... 245 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:41,022 who think that you owe them, 246 00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:44,757 but who won't trust you for a second to do anything for 'em. 247 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,528 - There are other fish in the sea. - Yes, I know. 248 00:19:47,703 --> 00:19:52,538 It's just... I wish I could find a fish who wasn't afraid of my dark-chocolate layer. 249 00:19:52,741 --> 00:19:55,232 And she'd have to love my cookie too. 250 00:19:55,911 --> 00:20:02,578 You know, I think that my ex... cookie-maker has turned me off to fish entirely. 251 00:20:03,318 --> 00:20:06,719 I met a real piece of work this morning. 252 00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:09,487 Tell me about her, Jack. 253 00:20:09,658 --> 00:20:13,253 This fish was a fox. She had her own cookie too. 254 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:18,426 But what a female dog. She shoved her fish in my face... 255 00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:20,501 In front of the cookie? 256 00:20:20,702 --> 00:20:24,502 What's she doing with another fish anyway? Is she AC/DC? 257 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:31,472 - What are you talkin' about? - Fish... with other fish, in front of cookies. 258 00:20:32,514 --> 00:20:34,277 Fish. 259 00:20:34,516 --> 00:20:36,575 Fish fish. 260 00:20:39,588 --> 00:20:40,782 I see. 261 00:20:52,935 --> 00:20:54,197 - After you. - No, after you. 262 00:20:54,369 --> 00:20:56,997 - I insist. - I insist more. 263 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:05,237 You can't make any noise in the office. I have a really important meeting. OK? 264 00:21:09,318 --> 00:21:11,650 - Don't touch that. - It's empty. 265 00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:16,280 Sammy, I'm really late and I don't need you spilling anything right now. 266 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,591 - Please don't do that now. - Why not? 267 00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:25,130 Because I want you to practice being super-quiet. 268 00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:31,136 OK. Now stay next to me. Here's your dinosaur. 269 00:21:38,146 --> 00:21:41,775 - You're kidding. - Please don't give me a hard time, Evelyn. 270 00:21:42,017 --> 00:21:44,315 - I'm also 20 minutes late. - 25 minutes late. 271 00:21:44,453 --> 00:21:46,785 Mr Leland, as you might expect, is displeased. 272 00:21:47,022 --> 00:21:48,990 - What are those? - The Haskell blueprints. 273 00:21:49,191 --> 00:21:53,184 - Rob Wilding got them in ahead of schedule. - He did? 274 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,363 Why would you bring a child here? 275 00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:58,795 Remember when Sally brought her kid here with the poison sumac? 276 00:21:58,967 --> 00:22:02,061 Mr Leland just smelled the calamine lotion and had to leave. 277 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:07,300 He does not have poison anything. He's not even sick. He just missed his field trip. 278 00:22:07,476 --> 00:22:10,604 - I don't think so. - Five minutes. Please? 279 00:22:10,812 --> 00:22:13,747 And I would be doing this because? 280 00:22:13,949 --> 00:22:16,543 Of our sense of solidarity. 281 00:22:16,685 --> 00:22:19,882 We're both women, and this is a tough office and a tough world... 282 00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:21,419 - Five minutes. - Thank you. 283 00:22:21,623 --> 00:22:23,784 Evelyn, has Miss Parker come in yet? 284 00:22:26,061 --> 00:22:29,462 - Miss Parker, you're late. - Yes, I know. I'm sorry, sir. 285 00:22:29,664 --> 00:22:33,327 - You're late. - Let me go get the model. I'll be right in. 286 00:23:26,521 --> 00:23:27,613 Sammy! 287 00:23:39,201 --> 00:23:41,192 Oh my God. 288 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:44,161 Let me look at it. 289 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,907 Oh my God. 290 00:23:48,110 --> 00:23:51,170 Evelyn, would you ask Miss Parker to come in, please? 291 00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:53,314 No. 292 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:57,151 She'll be right in. 293 00:23:57,319 --> 00:23:59,787 Put this in the back room for me, please. 294 00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:03,157 Go, go, go. 295 00:24:05,961 --> 00:24:08,293 You! Get behind the desk and stay there! 296 00:24:10,632 --> 00:24:14,398 I'm sorry, sir. I forgot. The model is still in the model shop downtown. 297 00:24:14,569 --> 00:24:16,662 I'm heading there right now to... 298 00:24:16,838 --> 00:24:22,401 I went by there this morning to pick it up for this meeting, but the shop was locked. 299 00:24:23,411 --> 00:24:27,074 But I promise you, you are going to love the model, Mr Leland, sir, 300 00:24:27,249 --> 00:24:30,810 and today at two the people from Yates and Yates are going to love it too. 301 00:24:31,019 --> 00:24:32,987 - I assume you're ready. - Of course. 302 00:24:33,188 --> 00:24:37,648 There's something I'd like to show you. Evelyn, bring in the Haskell blueprint. 303 00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,860 What an adorable little boy! 304 00:24:43,999 --> 00:24:47,958 Also, check if my amoxicillin prescription still has refills available. 305 00:24:48,170 --> 00:24:51,765 - Mommy... - That's a good idea. Let's go find your mom. 306 00:24:54,476 --> 00:24:59,243 I'm very sorry, sir, but someone spilled my coffee all over the Haskell blueprints. 307 00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:00,881 Oh my God. 308 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:04,745 Do you know that every Thanksgiving I catch strep throat? 309 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,481 Healthy children can give you strep throat from other kids 310 00:25:08,623 --> 00:25:10,955 without your even going near them. 311 00:25:11,193 --> 00:25:16,563 My sister sets up a kids' table in the next room, and I still get strep throat. 312 00:25:16,698 --> 00:25:18,723 We're going to go find his mother, sir. 313 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:21,300 She must work in the law offices across the hall. 314 00:25:21,469 --> 00:25:23,334 I'm sure she does. 315 00:25:23,505 --> 00:25:25,268 Excuse me. 316 00:25:27,309 --> 00:25:28,867 - Hello? - You asshole! 317 00:25:29,077 --> 00:25:30,442 - What? - Get over here. 318 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:33,376 The mayor's called a press conference at five o'clock. 319 00:25:33,582 --> 00:25:37,609 While you were talkin' about pink panties, your story was turning to shit! 320 00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:40,988 You know, Miss Parker, 321 00:25:41,156 --> 00:25:46,651 I don't need to remind you what the Yates account would be worth to this firm. 322 00:25:46,861 --> 00:25:49,728 - And, by extension, to you. - No, sir. 323 00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:52,691 Do you know what I think of when I look at him? 324 00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:55,028 - No. - A carrier monkey. 325 00:25:56,905 --> 00:26:01,171 He's not a carrier monkey, sir. He looks like a healthy little... 326 00:26:02,444 --> 00:26:04,969 I'll go find his mother. 327 00:26:12,554 --> 00:26:14,545 Oh my God. What am I gonna do? 328 00:26:14,723 --> 00:26:17,123 I'm really sorry, Mommy. 329 00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:20,351 It's OK, sweetie. It's really not your fault. 330 00:26:21,296 --> 00:26:23,264 It's Maggie's daddy's fault. 331 00:26:26,268 --> 00:26:27,667 Slow down. 332 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:32,170 - This isn't a very good breakfast, Daddy. - That's an advantage of being an adult. 333 00:26:32,374 --> 00:26:35,207 You get to act like a kid any time you feel like it. 334 00:26:35,377 --> 00:26:38,369 Mommy would never let me have hamburgers for breakfast. 335 00:26:38,546 --> 00:26:40,537 You see what I mean? 336 00:26:40,715 --> 00:26:41,773 - Hello. - Who's that? 337 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,382 - Who's this? - Who's this? 338 00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:44,951 - Who's this? - Who's this? 339 00:26:45,153 --> 00:26:47,917 What are you doing with my daughter's phone? 340 00:26:48,757 --> 00:26:53,160 Damn. We must've switched. I'm Jack Taylor. Our kids are in school together. 341 00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:55,591 - "You Don't Know Jack" Taylor? - That's me. 342 00:26:55,730 --> 00:26:58,028 Oh my God! You're so adorable. 343 00:26:58,199 --> 00:27:00,292 - I love your column. - Oh, thanks. 344 00:27:00,502 --> 00:27:03,437 - Are you married? - I'm divorced. What's your name? 345 00:27:03,605 --> 00:27:05,072 - Rita. - Rita. 346 00:27:05,273 --> 00:27:07,571 Listen, Jack. I've got to go get exfoliated. 347 00:27:07,742 --> 00:27:11,178 - Now, Melanie has your phone, right? - That's right. 348 00:27:11,346 --> 00:27:14,406 - So what is that number? - Pennsylvania 3317. 349 00:27:14,582 --> 00:27:17,608 - Pennsylvania. So cute. 3317. - My dad used to... 350 00:27:17,786 --> 00:27:21,654 Darling, if you speak with her before I do, would you do me a favor? 351 00:27:21,923 --> 00:27:25,120 Her sister phoned me to see if I would baby-sit Sammy later on. 352 00:27:25,327 --> 00:27:29,957 But I'm in the middle of my Spring Spa Day at Elizabeth Arden. I can't cancel now. 353 00:27:30,165 --> 00:27:34,761 But tell her that otherwise I would have been happy to baby-sit. 354 00:27:34,936 --> 00:27:36,699 No matter what she thinks, 355 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:41,137 I have forgotten all about Sammy putting my wedding ring up his nose. 356 00:27:41,343 --> 00:27:43,903 - I'll tell her, Rita. - You're adorable. 357 00:27:44,112 --> 00:27:45,443 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 358 00:27:49,217 --> 00:27:50,582 - Hello? - It's Jack Taylor. 359 00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:53,346 - How did you get this number? - You're holding my phone. 360 00:27:53,555 --> 00:27:57,491 - This is so typical of you. - Let's skip the hostilities and do messages. 361 00:27:57,659 --> 00:28:00,719 - Fine. - Your mother's at a spa day so can't baby-sit. 362 00:28:00,962 --> 00:28:04,591 It's not because she's upset about Sammy sticking her ring up her nose. 363 00:28:04,733 --> 00:28:09,193 His nose. Thank you. You have a press conference at five. Goodbye. 364 00:28:10,972 --> 00:28:13,702 Maybe we ought to arrange to switch our phones back. 365 00:28:13,908 --> 00:28:16,502 Tomorrow when we drop the kids off at school. On time? 366 00:28:16,644 --> 00:28:18,111 - Fine. - Fine. 367 00:28:20,215 --> 00:28:25,346 Maggie, when you grow up and you are incredibly beautiful and intelligent 368 00:28:25,553 --> 00:28:28,181 and possess a certain sweetness 369 00:28:28,423 --> 00:28:34,089 that's like a distant promise to the brave and to the worthy, 370 00:28:34,262 --> 00:28:40,292 can you please not beat to a pulp every miserable bastard just because you can? 371 00:28:40,435 --> 00:28:42,403 Can you just not do that? 372 00:28:43,405 --> 00:28:45,373 - OK, Daddy. - All right. 373 00:28:57,919 --> 00:29:01,218 - Let me help you. - It's OK. I got it, I got it. 374 00:29:02,223 --> 00:29:05,920 - OK, sweetie. Come on. - Stupid American woman. 375 00:29:06,094 --> 00:29:07,959 That guy called you stupid. 376 00:29:08,229 --> 00:29:12,393 I am stupid sometimes, honey. But I'd rather be stupid than sorry. 377 00:29:16,938 --> 00:29:19,771 - How bad is it? - Well, it's modular. 378 00:29:19,974 --> 00:29:23,068 So it's conceivable I could lift out the damaged portion 379 00:29:23,244 --> 00:29:25,405 and replace it from the mockup. 380 00:29:25,613 --> 00:29:29,709 - So I wouldn't have to start from scratch. - Vincent, that's brilliant! 381 00:29:29,918 --> 00:29:33,854 Sammy, honey. You cannot run around here. OK? 382 00:29:34,055 --> 00:29:37,024 - It won't be perfect. - I'm thirsty, Mommy. 383 00:29:37,258 --> 00:29:39,226 It's OK. 384 00:29:39,394 --> 00:29:42,659 I know you, Mel. You won't be happy with less than perfect. 385 00:29:42,831 --> 00:29:46,198 - Today I will. - I can't get the straw apart, Mommy. 386 00:29:47,268 --> 00:29:51,227 I don't even wanna think about what'll happen if I don't have that model by two. 387 00:29:51,439 --> 00:29:54,431 - All right, then. I'll give it a try. - Thanks. 388 00:29:57,178 --> 00:29:59,442 Now, while I'm doing my column, 389 00:29:59,647 --> 00:30:04,744 you need to think of at least 600 fun things to do, cos the rest of the day is yours. 390 00:30:04,953 --> 00:30:09,390 I already know, Daddy. I wanna go to the zoo and on a horse-and-carriage ride 391 00:30:09,524 --> 00:30:13,790 and to the carousel and to the Natural Museum of History and to The Cats... 392 00:30:13,995 --> 00:30:16,190 It's Cats, not The Cats. 393 00:30:17,932 --> 00:30:19,900 - Hi, Jack. - Hey. 394 00:30:21,603 --> 00:30:23,969 Hi, Jack. I didn't know you had a daughter. 395 00:30:24,138 --> 00:30:26,163 - Yeah, this is Maggie. - She's so cute. 396 00:30:26,341 --> 00:30:28,901 - She looks just like you. - She'll grow out of it. 397 00:30:29,110 --> 00:30:33,103 - Why are all the girls talking to you like that? - Like what? 398 00:30:33,314 --> 00:30:35,509 "Hi, Jack." 399 00:30:35,717 --> 00:30:37,685 - Hi, Jack. - Hey, Celia. 400 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:39,887 See what she just did? 401 00:30:40,054 --> 00:30:42,215 You know, I'm doing a story on men like you. 402 00:30:42,390 --> 00:30:46,486 - Oh, yeah? What's the hook? - Just an expression my mother used to use. 403 00:30:46,628 --> 00:30:50,291 "Love your guy like a little boy and he'll grow into a man." 404 00:30:52,901 --> 00:30:55,301 Jack! Get in here! 405 00:30:58,172 --> 00:31:01,733 Fish! You're not gonna believe the morning that I have had already. 406 00:31:01,976 --> 00:31:04,376 You look cranky. You back on that diet? 407 00:31:04,546 --> 00:31:08,243 - Honey, remember Lew? - We haven't seen each other in a long time. 408 00:31:08,416 --> 00:31:11,908 I am cranky, Jack, and I ate a very good breakfast this morning. 409 00:31:12,153 --> 00:31:15,554 - We're in big trouble on your garbage story. - No, we're not. 410 00:31:15,723 --> 00:31:17,918 - Come here, honey. - It's OK. Go ahead. 411 00:31:18,159 --> 00:31:22,118 This is Lois Lane. She lives here in the newsroom. 412 00:31:22,363 --> 00:31:23,352 Wow! 413 00:31:23,565 --> 00:31:26,864 Wanna pet her, sweetheart? Go ahead. She won't bite. 414 00:31:27,001 --> 00:31:31,870 - You got a raging scoop disease, my friend. - Which is what you love about me. 415 00:31:33,441 --> 00:31:38,310 Stay here and play with the kitty, honey, while me and your daddy go have a talk. 416 00:31:38,546 --> 00:31:40,070 That's a girl. 417 00:31:40,248 --> 00:31:43,445 - Let's go. - Now, would you rather that I wasn't first? 418 00:31:43,618 --> 00:31:45,711 - I'd rather you were right. - I am right. 419 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:51,358 OK. Who told you that the mayor's reelection campaign took contributions from the Mob? 420 00:31:51,526 --> 00:31:55,189 - Manny Feldstein. - Manny Feldstein told you, on the record, 421 00:31:55,430 --> 00:31:58,558 "Newark trucking company Grace and Marra, a Mob front, 422 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:01,396 made an illegal contribution to the mayor's campaign." 423 00:32:01,603 --> 00:32:05,903 - That's right. On the record. - In exchange for the city sanitation contract. 424 00:32:06,074 --> 00:32:08,099 - On the record. - Awarded without bidding. 425 00:32:08,276 --> 00:32:10,744 To Grace and Marra. That's right. On the record. 426 00:32:10,945 --> 00:32:14,142 Manny Feldstein's gonna say he never talked to you! 427 00:32:15,249 --> 00:32:18,616 - What? Hey. What? - At the mayor's press conference today 428 00:32:18,786 --> 00:32:21,778 - Hi, Jack. - Feldstein's gonna say you made it all up. 429 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:23,991 - You didn't, did you? - Of course not. 430 00:32:24,158 --> 00:32:26,718 Manny told me he saw the campaign accounts. 431 00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:30,194 $250,000 was deposited in unnumbered accounts. 432 00:32:30,465 --> 00:32:33,992 Freddy, hold page three. We may have to print a retraction. 433 00:32:34,135 --> 00:32:36,695 - Of what? - You're gonna give me an ulcer. 434 00:32:36,904 --> 00:32:41,671 - I can feel it. Couldn't you get two sources? - Remember the Cardinal O'Brien story? 435 00:32:41,843 --> 00:32:44,641 - We almost got fired! - I almost got the Pulitzer prize. 436 00:32:47,982 --> 00:32:52,681 It's real simple, Jack. Management doesn't wanna clean up after you anymore. Not now! 437 00:32:52,854 --> 00:32:56,620 - I'm a good reporter, Lew. - No. You are a great reporter. 438 00:32:57,492 --> 00:33:00,256 But sometimes you get too excited and get me too excited. 439 00:33:00,495 --> 00:33:02,963 And now I've given you enough rope to hang us both. 440 00:33:03,131 --> 00:33:06,259 And, Jack, nobody almost gets a Pulitzer prize. 441 00:33:06,467 --> 00:33:09,402 - They won't fire me. My picture's on buses. - I said that. 442 00:33:09,570 --> 00:33:11,970 Then they asked me to lunch with Frank Burroughs. 443 00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:13,630 - Dad? - Frank Burroughs? 444 00:33:13,841 --> 00:33:18,642 - "Frankly Speaking" is a popular column. - He's a pompous, arrogant, humorless ass! 445 00:33:18,846 --> 00:33:20,780 Who's won the Pulitzer prize. 446 00:33:20,982 --> 00:33:25,646 I'm not gonna lose my job. I got alimony and shrink bills, old college loans to repay. 447 00:33:25,787 --> 00:33:27,778 - Daddy... - One second. 448 00:33:27,989 --> 00:33:29,980 I have a plumbing situation. 449 00:33:30,158 --> 00:33:32,388 Now, Manny has been my guy all year long. 450 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,925 One second, darling. 451 00:33:34,128 --> 00:33:37,859 I played bridge with his mother. I took his niece to Cirque du Soleil. 452 00:33:37,999 --> 00:33:43,164 Just one second. I had to sit through him playing Tevye in dinner theater, Lew! 453 00:33:43,337 --> 00:33:45,202 - Dinner theater! - Jack! 454 00:33:45,373 --> 00:33:49,469 I gave you this column, and I love you like a son. But I can't cover for you anymore. 455 00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:53,008 You've got six hours to that press conference and no other leads. 456 00:33:53,181 --> 00:33:57,982 Get Feldstein back on the record or find another source to confirm this thing. 457 00:33:58,186 --> 00:34:02,555 Otherwise we're printing a retraction. And I guarantee you, Jack, it'll be your last. 458 00:34:02,724 --> 00:34:06,057 That's fine. If you need me, I'm at a different number today. 459 00:34:06,260 --> 00:34:09,024 - Where are you goin'? - To find Manny. 460 00:34:09,197 --> 00:34:12,064 - Take care of yourself, kid. - I will. 461 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:17,069 Hi, Jack. Listen. I really wanted to say something to you, Jack. 462 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:20,638 I've noticed that you haven't been dating for quite a while. 463 00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:23,675 - Right. - Actually, we've all noticed. 464 00:34:23,845 --> 00:34:25,836 Hey, there we go. Hi. 465 00:34:27,782 --> 00:34:30,342 I know that you're sensitive, 466 00:34:30,585 --> 00:34:32,553 but frightened. 467 00:34:32,754 --> 00:34:35,120 I'm gentle, 468 00:34:35,723 --> 00:34:37,452 but brutal. 469 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:40,856 Think about it. Think about me, Jack. 470 00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:44,654 I will. 471 00:34:44,766 --> 00:34:46,734 OK. 472 00:34:48,603 --> 00:34:50,036 Brutal. 473 00:35:01,115 --> 00:35:04,551 Marla? Have you seen my daughter? Have you seen Maggie? 474 00:35:04,685 --> 00:35:06,550 - No, I haven't. - Excuse me, please. 475 00:35:07,588 --> 00:35:09,715 Have you seen my daughter? No? 476 00:35:09,924 --> 00:35:11,915 Maggie? Damn it! 477 00:35:12,093 --> 00:35:14,152 Hey, Jack. 478 00:35:14,328 --> 00:35:16,762 Hi, Daddy. 479 00:35:16,898 --> 00:35:22,165 "Hi, Daddy?" Do you do this with your mother, this wandering-off thing? 480 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:24,964 - Yeah. - Cos it's not a good thing to do. 481 00:35:25,173 --> 00:35:27,368 Now I've gotta go talk to a guy downtown. 482 00:35:27,608 --> 00:35:30,668 It's kind of a tricky thing and I only have one shot at it, so... 483 00:35:30,845 --> 00:35:34,542 - I can't come? - That's right. What am I gonna do with you? 484 00:35:35,483 --> 00:35:41,080 This is incredibly difficult for me, but you are the absolute last person I can think of to ask. 485 00:35:41,289 --> 00:35:43,757 I'm really in a bind. I could lose my job. 486 00:35:43,925 --> 00:35:47,588 I know you're recording but... Can you hold on a minute? 487 00:35:50,798 --> 00:35:54,325 I know you're recording but it would just be for an hour. 488 00:35:55,536 --> 00:35:57,561 From two to three. 489 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:02,140 Come on, Eddie. You're his father. 490 00:36:04,478 --> 00:36:07,311 Fine. Never mind. I'll think of something. 491 00:36:08,482 --> 00:36:11,178 Are you at least coming to his soccer game? 492 00:36:11,352 --> 00:36:14,412 Six. It would mean a lot to him. 493 00:36:14,655 --> 00:36:16,213 - Mel! - Sammy! 494 00:36:16,991 --> 00:36:19,255 Sammy, get off of that. 495 00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:21,428 Time out! 496 00:36:24,565 --> 00:36:27,864 What is the matter with you? You almost broke it again! 497 00:36:28,069 --> 00:36:34,065 Why can't you play quietly for five minutes? Don't you realize how important this is? 498 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:37,676 - I'm taking you to the drop-in center. - I don't wanna go there. 499 00:36:37,912 --> 00:36:39,777 - Too bad. - Those kids'll beat me up. 500 00:36:39,947 --> 00:36:41,209 - They won't. - They will. 501 00:36:41,349 --> 00:36:46,446 Well, you're just gonna have to be brave. Vincent, I'll be back in an hour for the model! 502 00:36:48,589 --> 00:36:51,285 When the little hand gets between 4 and 5, that's 4:30. 503 00:36:51,525 --> 00:36:54,187 - I'm sorry. - You're not being punished. I'll be back. 504 00:36:54,362 --> 00:36:56,728 - We can go to your soccer game. - That's too long. 505 00:36:56,898 --> 00:37:02,234 Sweetheart, I set the alarm and I'll be here for you by the time it goes off. I promise. 506 00:37:05,339 --> 00:37:08,706 - But I don't wanna go in there. - But it'll be fun! 507 00:37:10,077 --> 00:37:12,272 Look! It's Superhero Day! 508 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,914 Hey! Spiderman! 509 00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:18,607 He can't come in here. He's not a superhero! 510 00:37:18,786 --> 00:37:20,981 Oh, yeah? You guys sure about that? 511 00:37:21,188 --> 00:37:26,057 - He doesn't look like one. - He looks like a poo-poo crybaby. 512 00:37:27,628 --> 00:37:31,064 When the big hand gets to there, 513 00:37:31,232 --> 00:37:34,224 and the little hand gets to there, 514 00:37:34,769 --> 00:37:36,634 - then... - You'll be back. 515 00:37:38,139 --> 00:37:40,107 Wait a minute. 516 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:50,848 Now you're wearin' Daddy's watch. 517 00:37:51,052 --> 00:37:54,647 - But I don't have a costume. - A costume? 518 00:37:55,957 --> 00:37:58,323 OK. How about... 519 00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:03,760 Bessie the choreographer? Five, six, seven, eight! 520 00:38:06,334 --> 00:38:10,293 I don't have... You know, I don't have a costume, darling. 521 00:38:12,974 --> 00:38:14,942 Hey. 522 00:38:16,277 --> 00:38:18,871 Hey, Maggie. Look, honey. Maggie. 523 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,378 - Hi, Sammy. - Hi, Maggie. 524 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:26,145 - You said you weren't gonna bring him here. - Well, I got desperate. 525 00:38:26,354 --> 00:38:28,914 Me too. 526 00:38:29,123 --> 00:38:33,287 So, looks like we need two superheroes - and fast. 527 00:38:37,465 --> 00:38:39,729 * Mama said there'll be days like this 528 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,494 * There'll be days like this, Mama said 529 00:38:42,670 --> 00:38:44,103 * Mama said, Mama said 530 00:38:44,271 --> 00:38:46,364 * Mama said there'll be days like this 531 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:49,065 * There'll be days like this, my mama said 532 00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:50,574 * Mama said, Mama said 533 00:38:50,778 --> 00:38:53,212 * I went walking the other day 534 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:55,905 * And everything was going fine 535 00:38:57,018 --> 00:39:01,421 * I met a little boy named Billy Joe and then almost lost my mind 536 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,716 Where do you get a bag like that? 537 00:39:03,958 --> 00:39:06,552 * Mama said there'll be days like this... 538 00:39:07,361 --> 00:39:11,058 If those mean boys give you any more trouble, first go to the teacher. 539 00:39:11,232 --> 00:39:15,066 If she doesn't help, call me on the mobile. And if you can't reach me, call 911. 540 00:39:15,269 --> 00:39:17,396 Kick the mean boys in the shins. 541 00:39:20,741 --> 00:39:22,732 - Bye! - Bye! 542 00:39:26,213 --> 00:39:29,512 - Thanks for doin' that. - Sure. It's hard enough being a kid. 543 00:39:29,683 --> 00:39:33,710 - It is excellent. - And you would know. 544 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:36,388 - What's that? - Nothing. 545 00:39:36,524 --> 00:39:38,515 - Know what my mother told me? - Gee, no. 546 00:39:38,692 --> 00:39:44,221 "Love your guy like a little boy and he'll grow into a man." 547 00:39:44,432 --> 00:39:46,593 - She knew you were gay? - I'm not gay. 548 00:39:46,734 --> 00:39:51,103 - Then why the advice about loving guys? - She hoped I'd meet a woman like that. 549 00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:55,765 I can't stand those people who blame their worst traits on everyone but themselves. 550 00:39:56,010 --> 00:39:58,001 It's so '90s. 551 00:39:58,546 --> 00:39:59,945 What are you talkin' about? 552 00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:03,173 You're blaming your Peter Pan complex on your mother. 553 00:40:03,317 --> 00:40:05,751 - Do you have any friends? - I don't have time. 554 00:40:05,986 --> 00:40:08,648 That's because of your Captain Hook complex. 555 00:40:08,789 --> 00:40:10,882 - My what? - Captain Hook complex. 556 00:40:11,125 --> 00:40:14,583 - There's no such thing. - Yes, there is. And you have it. 557 00:40:16,564 --> 00:40:19,089 - Here's your phone back. - Here's yours. 558 00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:22,302 Thank you! 559 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:36,514 Hey! Feldstein! 560 00:40:37,318 --> 00:40:39,786 - Hey! - I can't meet with you right now, Jack. 561 00:41:09,183 --> 00:41:11,151 Hey, Manny! 562 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,696 Manny! 563 00:41:28,369 --> 00:41:30,234 - Hey, Manny. - Please don't hit me. 564 00:41:30,437 --> 00:41:33,133 - I won't. What's goin' on? - I've been having thoughts. 565 00:41:33,340 --> 00:41:35,831 - We already had our thoughts. - Please don't yell. 566 00:41:36,043 --> 00:41:39,535 You were the one who said to me this garbage thing stinks. 567 00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:43,444 I waited for a month for you to get comfortable with this. 568 00:41:43,617 --> 00:41:46,780 We print the story. It runs on the front page. 569 00:41:47,021 --> 00:41:50,787 And now you tell me you are having thoughts? What is the matter with you? 570 00:41:50,991 --> 00:41:55,621 I've been having trouble with my medication. You get the dose wrong, you get grandiose. 571 00:41:55,796 --> 00:41:59,857 We talked about takin' down the mayor and the Mob together. That's crazy. 572 00:42:00,034 --> 00:42:01,524 - No, it's not. - It is! 573 00:42:01,702 --> 00:42:05,160 Now that I'm a little better regulated, I realize they will kill me! 574 00:42:05,372 --> 00:42:07,704 Hey, listen to me. 575 00:42:07,908 --> 00:42:11,537 Don't do this to me. All right? Look at me. Hey. 576 00:42:12,046 --> 00:42:16,176 I'm the one who started your standing ovation for "If I Were a Rich Man," right? 577 00:42:16,317 --> 00:42:19,616 - I can't do it. - You can do it. You're my guy. 578 00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:23,415 I got a wife and a family. I'm their guy too. You're hurting my neck. 579 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:25,751 Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. 580 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,121 I'm sorry, Jack. 581 00:42:30,064 --> 00:42:33,898 - All right. Gimme a name. - I can't think of any names. 582 00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:38,195 - Whose name is on the account? - I don't know. I only saw numbers. 583 00:42:38,405 --> 00:42:40,635 - Who set up the account? - I don't know. 584 00:42:40,841 --> 00:42:44,140 - Who set up the account, Manny? - Eddie McCoy, maybe? 585 00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:46,302 Maybe Eddie McCoy? How... 586 00:42:48,215 --> 00:42:52,447 You know what? I'm gonna figure it out myself. OK, Manny? Thank you. 587 00:43:04,031 --> 00:43:06,761 - Hello? - Mommy. 588 00:43:06,934 --> 00:43:10,199 - What happened? - I don't wanna stay here anymore. 589 00:43:10,371 --> 00:43:12,362 And neither does Maggie. 590 00:43:12,539 --> 00:43:15,997 - Sweetie, you have to, just for a little while... - No. 591 00:43:16,243 --> 00:43:17,471 What happened? 592 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:21,774 Spiderman kicked me and She-Ra took Maggie's snack. 593 00:43:21,982 --> 00:43:23,381 Let me talk to the teacher. 594 00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:27,476 She's outside talking to the Hulk about not using the F-word. 595 00:43:27,688 --> 00:43:29,952 Sammy, you'll just have to be brave and... 596 00:43:30,157 --> 00:43:32,887 - What's LSD? - LSD? 597 00:43:33,093 --> 00:43:38,463 Spiderman was talking to Maggie about LSD that he got from his brother. 598 00:43:39,133 --> 00:43:43,502 Don't move. Stay right where you are. You will both be picked up in ten minutes. 599 00:43:48,809 --> 00:43:51,243 No. Manny's a dead end. 600 00:43:51,979 --> 00:43:54,675 - You get anything? - McCoy probably set up the account. 601 00:43:54,815 --> 00:43:57,409 As campaign manager, he wouldn't implicate himself. 602 00:43:57,584 --> 00:43:59,643 - City comptroller? - He'll never talk. 603 00:43:59,820 --> 00:44:02,687 - How about the sanitation commissioner? - Lieberman? 604 00:44:02,956 --> 00:44:04,548 Metro! 605 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:07,523 - How do we get ahold of Lieberman? - He's in Barbados. 606 00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:10,856 - He's in Barbados. - The sanitation commissioner in Barbados? 607 00:44:11,031 --> 00:44:14,831 - During a garbage scandal. - Maybe the mayor wanted him outta town. 608 00:44:15,002 --> 00:44:17,061 - Metro! - What? 609 00:44:17,304 --> 00:44:21,638 - What's Lieberman doin' in Barbados? - He's there with his new girlfriend. 610 00:44:21,809 --> 00:44:26,439 - He's there with his new girlfriend. - Which leaves his very angry wife. 611 00:44:26,613 --> 00:44:29,309 - Bingo. - I'm in the lobby. I'll be right up. 612 00:44:39,393 --> 00:44:41,554 - Yeah? - Jack, it's Melanie Parker. 613 00:44:41,729 --> 00:44:46,462 We have a problem with our kids. They're OK but they have to be picked up right now. 614 00:44:46,633 --> 00:44:47,895 - Can you do it? - Me? Now? 615 00:44:48,068 --> 00:44:52,129 I'd definitely jeopardize my career and my life if I picked them up now. 616 00:44:52,373 --> 00:44:56,639 I'd definitely jeopardize my career and my life if I picked them up now. 617 00:44:56,810 --> 00:45:01,144 But your press conference isn't until five. My presentation is at two. 618 00:45:01,382 --> 00:45:03,976 I gotta see Elaine Lieberman for some information. 619 00:45:04,218 --> 00:45:05,810 - Can't you phone? - Yeah... 620 00:45:06,019 --> 00:45:08,419 - Great. - Isn't there anybody else you can call? 621 00:45:08,589 --> 00:45:11,990 - I wouldn't be asking you if there were. - Yeah. 622 00:45:12,226 --> 00:45:16,185 I could watch them both from three o'clock until your press conference ends 623 00:45:16,430 --> 00:45:19,490 if you'll watch them both from now until three. 624 00:45:19,633 --> 00:45:22,727 - You're asking me for help. - It would appear that way. 625 00:45:22,903 --> 00:45:26,066 I'll agree if you say "Please be my knight in shining armor." 626 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:29,698 Jack, don't be a shithead. Go rescue our kids. 627 00:45:29,910 --> 00:45:32,140 This is hard for you, isn't it? 628 00:45:32,279 --> 00:45:34,144 Are you agreeing or not? 629 00:45:34,415 --> 00:45:36,383 You know, I got a day too. 630 00:45:36,583 --> 00:45:41,384 Sorry. I'll meet you and the kids in my office lobby at Rockefeller Center at 3:15. 631 00:45:41,588 --> 00:45:43,180 - Fine. - Fine. 632 00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:50,320 Marla, tell Celia to get Elaine Lieberman's home number and call me on my cell phone. 633 00:45:50,531 --> 00:45:52,396 No... 634 00:45:54,067 --> 00:45:54,999 What? 635 00:45:55,202 --> 00:45:58,933 I forgot to tell you. Sammy is allergic to shellfish and dander. 636 00:45:59,106 --> 00:46:03,975 He's not allowed to watch commercial TV. He has to hold your hand crossing the street. 637 00:46:04,211 --> 00:46:07,703 Also, if you go to the playground, check the sandbox first. 638 00:46:07,915 --> 00:46:11,373 You never know what people throw in there. Also... 639 00:46:11,518 --> 00:46:13,509 OK. Bye. 640 00:46:15,422 --> 00:46:16,354 Fine. 641 00:46:16,857 --> 00:46:18,620 Fine. 642 00:46:18,826 --> 00:46:20,794 * One fine day 643 00:46:22,596 --> 00:46:24,996 * You'll look at me 644 00:46:26,433 --> 00:46:31,530 * And then you'll know our love was meant to be 645 00:46:34,074 --> 00:46:36,042 * One fine day 646 00:46:37,911 --> 00:46:43,440 * You're gonna want me for your girl 647 00:46:49,323 --> 00:46:51,723 * The arms I long for 648 00:46:53,093 --> 00:46:55,061 * Will open wide 649 00:46:56,797 --> 00:47:01,860 * Then you'll be proud to have me right by your side 650 00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:05,003 Hello. 651 00:47:05,172 --> 00:47:06,696 - Hi. It's me. - Me who? 652 00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:09,204 - Do you have the kids? - What kids? 653 00:47:09,343 --> 00:47:11,868 You didn't pick up the kids? 654 00:47:12,946 --> 00:47:14,811 Oh, you mean those kids. 655 00:47:14,982 --> 00:47:19,214 - I was just calling... - To check up on me cos you don't trust me. 656 00:47:19,353 --> 00:47:21,651 Sammy, no! Put the gun down. 657 00:47:21,822 --> 00:47:25,258 You only asked me to watch Sammy out of sheer desperation. 658 00:47:25,459 --> 00:47:31,227 Part of you would feel safer with him at the Ninth Street drop-in center with LSD. True? 659 00:47:31,365 --> 00:47:36,997 No, that is not true. I only wanted to warn you that Sammy can get into trouble faster 660 00:47:37,170 --> 00:47:39,798 than you can make most women smile. 661 00:47:39,973 --> 00:47:42,305 Are you flirting with me? 662 00:47:42,543 --> 00:47:46,639 - Would you please just pay attention to him? - I won't let him out of my sight. 663 00:47:46,813 --> 00:47:49,304 Sammy! Hey! Guns aren't toys. 664 00:47:49,550 --> 00:47:51,518 - It's not loaded. - Goodbye! 665 00:47:55,856 --> 00:47:59,155 Sammy, how long have your mom and dad been divorced? 666 00:47:59,393 --> 00:48:03,193 I don't know. It doesn't matter really cos she said she'll always love him. 667 00:48:03,397 --> 00:48:05,592 - Yeah? Hey, what's that? - A marble. 668 00:48:05,732 --> 00:48:09,498 - You get to see your dad a lot? - Yeah, pretty much, usually. 669 00:48:09,736 --> 00:48:12,899 He has a different schedule than other daddies. He's a drummer. 670 00:48:13,073 --> 00:48:17,271 But his favorite thing to do is watch me play soccer. He's probably coming today. 671 00:48:17,444 --> 00:48:21,972 He's taking me fishing this whole summer. Just us. And maybe Mom will come too. 672 00:48:22,215 --> 00:48:24,183 - Your dad's a drummer, huh? - Yep. 673 00:48:24,351 --> 00:48:26,319 - Sounds like a great guy. - He is. 674 00:48:33,060 --> 00:48:37,827 - Kurt, Jake, you remember Melanie Parker. - Nice to see you. Nice to see you. 675 00:48:38,599 --> 00:48:40,965 Well... voila. 676 00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:16,093 I love this. This is... What is that? 677 00:49:16,269 --> 00:49:19,295 - A vaulted... - Vaulted pediment. Vaulted pediment. 678 00:49:19,473 --> 00:49:21,771 - I love that. - Yeah? 679 00:49:24,077 --> 00:49:28,707 - But I need to see this with cars. - You don't, Dad. Just use your imagination. 680 00:49:28,915 --> 00:49:32,180 My imagination? I have to see it with the cars. 681 00:49:42,162 --> 00:49:44,153 Cars. 682 00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:46,195 See? 683 00:49:54,441 --> 00:49:57,672 - She's quite a little discovery. - Yes, she is. 684 00:49:59,312 --> 00:50:02,281 Why don't you join us for drinks this evening? 685 00:50:02,482 --> 00:50:05,610 Let's say 5:30, at the 21. 686 00:50:05,786 --> 00:50:08,186 I... I don't know if I can. 687 00:50:08,388 --> 00:50:14,190 We'll talk about this project. From what I've seen, you could bring a great deal to this. 688 00:50:19,599 --> 00:50:23,365 - I'll be there. - Terrific. That's great. 689 00:50:25,205 --> 00:50:28,174 Hi. This is Jack Taylor. I'm looking for Elaine Lieberman. 690 00:50:28,341 --> 00:50:30,809 - You're trying to be like my dad. - Am not. 691 00:50:31,011 --> 00:50:34,469 - Daddy, who's that man on the bus? - One second, darling. What? 692 00:50:34,614 --> 00:50:36,980 - Who's that man? - It says "Frankly Speaking." 693 00:50:37,184 --> 00:50:39,675 Very important. Elaine Lieberman. 694 00:50:39,820 --> 00:50:41,685 Here we go. Hold hands. 695 00:50:42,823 --> 00:50:46,589 Rosa... Rosa... Could you just try to speak English? 696 00:50:46,793 --> 00:50:48,784 - OK. - OK. 697 00:50:49,696 --> 00:50:51,687 - Hello? - Hello. 698 00:50:51,898 --> 00:50:54,298 Right, OK. I need... 699 00:50:57,504 --> 00:51:00,667 I need... pronto... her. 700 00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:06,506 - OK. - OK? OK. Bye-bye. 701 00:51:06,713 --> 00:51:08,874 No, no. 702 00:51:12,853 --> 00:51:14,286 Rosa, listen. 703 00:51:14,454 --> 00:51:17,685 - I need to find Mrs Lieberman. - OK. 704 00:51:17,858 --> 00:51:20,884 OK. If I don't find her, I could lose my job. 705 00:51:21,595 --> 00:51:24,428 If you don't understand, say "OK." 706 00:51:24,598 --> 00:51:26,225 - OK. - OK. 707 00:51:26,399 --> 00:51:29,425 OK. Bye-bye. Gracias. Bye-bye. 708 00:51:31,371 --> 00:51:35,705 Gimme that marble! It's my dad's! Give it! It's my dad's marble. 709 00:51:35,909 --> 00:51:37,774 No. Rosa? 710 00:51:38,011 --> 00:51:39,979 No, Rosa... 711 00:51:40,814 --> 00:51:42,782 No, no, don't hang up. 712 00:51:43,016 --> 00:51:45,314 - Do you speak Spanish? - What do you need? 713 00:51:45,452 --> 00:51:49,786 OK, great. Her name is Rosa Lopez. Her boss is Elaine Lieberman. 714 00:51:50,023 --> 00:51:53,322 I need to know where she is. I'm Jack Taylor. I'm a reporter. 715 00:51:55,862 --> 00:51:58,296 Elaine's her boss. 716 00:51:58,465 --> 00:52:02,458 Say Elaine wants to speak to me very badly. 717 00:52:04,704 --> 00:52:06,695 Jack Taylor. 718 00:52:08,108 --> 00:52:10,508 - So? - So give it! 719 00:52:11,411 --> 00:52:13,208 - Give it! - No. 720 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:17,411 Hey, guys. Guys! What are you doin'? 721 00:52:17,784 --> 00:52:21,880 - Guys, what are you doin'? - Mr Kelly? Mr Kelly. 722 00:52:23,056 --> 00:52:28,756 Senora Lopez said Mrs Lieberman is at the Elizabeth Arden salon for her Spring Spa Day. 723 00:52:28,962 --> 00:52:30,327 - Excellent. - Dad! 724 00:52:30,597 --> 00:52:32,565 What? You guys are being... 725 00:52:33,533 --> 00:52:34,591 Oh, man. 726 00:52:35,936 --> 00:52:38,029 - You're so stupid. - Am not. 727 00:52:38,238 --> 00:52:42,902 Are so. You ruined my dad's marble. He's not gonna want it with your snot all over it. 728 00:52:43,076 --> 00:52:45,567 Yes, I will. I'll just wash it off. 729 00:52:45,745 --> 00:52:48,976 You'll be fine. The doctor's just gonna pop it right out. 730 00:52:49,182 --> 00:52:52,674 - How come you couldn't do it? - It's a little nose, big marble. 731 00:52:52,853 --> 00:52:58,655 But the doctor has this clamp thing that's gonna come up and just yank it right out. 732 00:52:58,859 --> 00:53:03,387 And you are gonna be fine. You just gotta not worry about it and not think about it. 733 00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:07,089 You gotta think about something else. You gotta think about... 734 00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:09,235 Hello, Sammy. 735 00:53:27,287 --> 00:53:29,983 - Hello? - Hi, sexy. I miss you. 736 00:53:30,490 --> 00:53:34,790 Look, whoever you are, this isn't Jack's phone anymore. 737 00:53:35,028 --> 00:53:37,019 - Who are you? - Who are you? 738 00:53:37,564 --> 00:53:40,499 - No. Who are you? - This is Celia. 739 00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:43,430 I'm a friend of Jack's. And who's this? 740 00:53:43,603 --> 00:53:46,436 - Absolutely nobody. - Whatever. 741 00:53:46,606 --> 00:53:51,009 Could you tell him Kristen called from the Bahamas to let him know her number there? 742 00:53:51,177 --> 00:53:56,615 And this is very important. Elaine Lieberman will only be at Elizabeth Arden's until 3:30. 743 00:53:56,783 --> 00:54:00,810 So if you could pass on those messages, we'd both appreciate it. 744 00:54:01,388 --> 00:54:05,552 Your mom will kill me if I don't have you guys in the lobby by 3:15 on the dot. 745 00:54:05,725 --> 00:54:09,388 - She won't kill you. She's not like that really. - She isn't? 746 00:54:09,596 --> 00:54:13,259 No. She just acts tough and mean cos she'd rather be safe than sorry. 747 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:17,063 - What does that mean? - She says it when men try to open her door. 748 00:54:17,237 --> 00:54:18,465 Yeah?