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Ana.
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Ana!
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We start tight on a full moon.
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Milky. Almost yellow.
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And we crane down
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to reveal an idyllic,
suburban street.
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We float past a series
of white picket fences,
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until we settle
on a sewer grate.
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Pow! Flies open!
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Something big
and scaly slithers out,
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fast, hungry,
definitely not human,
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as a pulsating score kicks in.
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We're on the back of the beast
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as it slithers menacingly
towards a little blue house.
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Wait. I'm sorry.
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This is our wedding video
you're talking about?
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Yes, though I actually don't think of them
as videos. They're more like short films.
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Yeah, because I'm not sure
this is quite what we had in mind.
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Okay. I know. It's a little
different than normal, but...
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We really liked the one
you did for Karen and Bart.
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When they walk by the river
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- and jump up and high-five.
- That jump was dope.
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And I loved that song they used.
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♪ I don't want to wait
For our lives to be over ♪
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♪ I want to know right now
How does it feel ♪
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You know it. Yeah.
Um, guys. Uh, here's the thing.
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I really like you guys. And
you said you're horror fans,
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and I'm like,
"I love horror so much."
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And I thought this could be
special. You know what I mean?
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This is a film you're gonna
watch for the rest of your lives.
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But this isn't a film, Doug.
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This is a wedding video, and we
want one where they do a little jump.
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Yeah. Now,
can you do that for us or not?
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Okay.
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And do you mind if I'm
doing warm-ups? Is it okay?
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Oh, yeah.
I've seen much crazier.
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Okay, good.
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Does it sound better
to say my line,
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"His vision is blurry,
which could suggest..."
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Or, "His vision is blurry,
which could suggest..."
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Or I could... You know what? I could even
do, like, an accent. I could do just...
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I think you just should do it
the way you auditioned it, honey.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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It's been a while
since I booked anything,
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and I just want it to go well.
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- Yeah.
- I just...
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It's hard out there.
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Sorry.
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Doctor number 3,
we're ready for you.
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Okay, knock 'em dead.
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Okay, thanks.
Thank you, Donna.
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Hey, by the way, if you ever
need anything from Lowe's,
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I will hook you up
with my employee discount,
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no questions asked.
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Okay?
Okay.
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Thanks.
Ten more ccs of tramadol.
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Any idea what
I'm looking at here?
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He said his vision was blurry,
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so, you know, that could
suggest... Optic neuritis.
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Already ruled that out.
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- Cut.
- That's a cut!
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Hey, buddy,
not sure what that accent is.
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Just do it normally, okay?
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We're gonna go again right
away. Set.
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He said his vision was blurry,
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which could suggest...
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Cut! Say the line
faster. Okay? Faster this time.
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He said his vision
was blurry, which could suggest...
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Cut! Jesus, I think
we gotta fire this guy.
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Can we get
somebody else in here?
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♪ When it's over
So they say ♪
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♪ It'll rain a sunny day ♪
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♪ I know
Shining down like water ♪
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♪ I wanna know
Have you ever seen the rain? ♪
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♪ I wanna know
Have you ever seen the rain? ♪
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Griff, it's Doug. I just ran into
your mom at the supermarket.
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She said you booked
a big gig today.
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I'm proud of you, bud.
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Everyone in Buffalo misses you.
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I love you. Come visit, man!
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Jesus, Jerry.
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Doug, what is this thing about...
there's some kind of a sewer monster?
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Oh, boy.
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Doug.
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Look, I get that this is not what you
dreamed about when you were a kid.
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But dreams, they go. Huh?
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Now, I'll be retiring soon.
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And, Doug, it is only a matter
of time before all this is yours.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Look around. Take it all in.
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And imagine.
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If you do it right, it's a pretty
sweet setup we got here.
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This is a B, and maybe even
a B+ life we're talking about.
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Hmm.
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Are you sure
you don't wanna do anything
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for your birthday?
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You used to make me
celebrate your half-birthdays.
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Let's go get a beer.
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Or something.
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Maybe we just watch that new
mountain climbing doc.
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About the lady that
falls to her own death?
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Yeah.
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Fine, we can do the one about
the free diver in the Maldives.
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Who drowns?
Jesus Christ, Doug.
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I don't know. Let's just take
a gummy and go to bed early.
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Surprise!
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Oh, my God, Malie. No!
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Oh, yes. Yes, you love
a good, big birthday party.
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Dad, should've seen your face.
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- You knew about this?
- It was my idea.
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Buddy, take my coat,
please. Thank you. Okay.
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Hey! How are you?
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Yeah. Happy birthday!
Jesus, Kenny. My back!
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I'm sorry.
No! That's not...
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The actual lotion.
The actual basket.
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"It puts the lotion
in the basket"?
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eBay, buddy.
Dude, that is sick.
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Yeah, no, that is actually sick.
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Oh!
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Happy birthday, Dougie.
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Thanks for making
the trek, Claire.
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You know I love Buffalo this time
of year. The slush, the hypothermia.
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What's up? No Trent?
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No Trent.
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Ever again, in fact.
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He started banging his
dental hygienist. Ugh.
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Anyway, tonight is all
about you, baby.
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It's about me.
It's about you.
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You came! Here you are.
Oh, my God.
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It's been too long, pal.
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It's so good to see you.
It has been way too long.
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Happy birthday.
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Thank you for coming out here.
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Think I'm gonna
miss this? Never. Oh.
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We got a lot
of catching up to do.
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Many years ago, a group of young,
passionate artists had a vision.
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It was a vision that's not particularly
original or even, uh, good...
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but it was theirs.
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And so they made
that vision a reality.
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And, without further ado,
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I present to you
a completely unrestored print
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of 13-year-old Doug McCallister's
masterpiece, The Quatch.
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What? I thought we lost
all the copies of that!
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No way.
Nope.
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I found it in my mom's garage.
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It was stuck in the player.
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Are we sure this is okay
for the kids to watch?
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Who gives a shit?
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Mrs. Brown had us bleep all
the swears
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so we could show it
at the school assembly.
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Yeah, which didn't
make much sense
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because we were very clear
about it being R-rated.
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- Happy birthday, pal.
- This isn't happening.
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Oh, it's happening.
Here we go.
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God.
Here, sit.
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Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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I haven't changed a bit.
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Holy ♪♪♪♪!
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Oh!
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- Look at the grass!
- Hot on the trail!
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- Look out for the quatch.
- Here we go.
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Before you ♪♪♪♪ strike me, I need
to ♪♪♪♪ ask you one ♪♪♪♪ thing.
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You got some ♪♪♪♪ bite left?
Or you all ♪♪♪♪ bark?
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Boom!
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Damn, we'd been watching
a lot of Scorsese.
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We didn't quite have
the ear for it, did we?
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- I need to tell you something.
- What is it?
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That I love
you. I've always loved you.
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And I always ♪♪♪♪ will.
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I ♪♪♪♪ love you too.
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Now, kiss me, woman.
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So much charisma.
Already, you had it.
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I still can't believe I let
Doug talk me into doing that.
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What are you talking about?
That was your idea.
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Yeah!
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- It's coming for us.
- We're trapped.
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What the hell are we gonna do?
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- No!
- Yes.
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Oh, my God.
We're all gonna die!
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This is where it gets real.
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Not on my watch, mister.
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- Boom!
- Yeah!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Amazing!
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So good!
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That's probably the best
birthday gift I've ever received.
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I didn't even know it existed.
Well, I'm giving it to you.
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Plus the TV
'cause you can't get it out.
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Yay!
Yes!
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It was right after, you know...
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Right after senior year
of college.
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Yes, that's when
Anaconda came out.
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Remember?
We saw it like 30 times.
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Put it right there
alongside the classics.
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Totally. How about that cast?
Come on.
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J.Lo, Ice Cube, Owen
Wilson, Stoltz. Oh, for sure.
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I mean, it's a murderers' row.
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Plus, that snake was like a
metaphor for our lives at that moment.
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Like, how life is
coming at you, you know,
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hunting you
and forcing you, like,
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off your...
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like your parents'
health insurance and stuff.
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- I don't know...
- No, that's true.
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- Yeah, that's...
- It was like that.
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- That's right, Kenny.
- Whatever.
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How about that accent
by Jon Voight?
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How about that?
That was a choice.
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"They wrap around you
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until you get the privilege
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of hearing your bones
break... Bones break...
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before the power of embrace
causes your veins to explode."
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Sorry.
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I have the rights to Anaconda.
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What?
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I have the rights to Anaconda.
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Yeah.
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Apparently, the movie was based on
a novel by some dead Japanese guy.
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And my agent introduced me
to his widow.
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Unbelievably, she was such a fan of
the four episodes that I did on S.W.A.T...
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- Who isn't?
- That she gave me the rights.
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Dude. So what
are you gonna do with them?
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Uh, well, not me.
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Us.
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We're gonna reboot the thing.
Indie-style.
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Three weeks, run-and-gun
in the Amazon. Skeletal crew.
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Claire, you and I can star. Kenny,
you shoot it. Doug, you direct.
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Huh? Come on. What do you say?
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I mean, it's a wonderful idea
in theory, but...
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I'm in!
I can get time off from work.
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Yes, you can, Kenny. Sweet!
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Kenny, what are you
talking about? You're in?
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He's not... No. He's not in.
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He says one thing and you're in
already. You're going to the Amazon.
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He's not in.
What do you say, Claire?
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I... I just...
Come on.
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I don't know if I'm
in the right headspace...
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Of course you are.
With the divorce.
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Of course you're not
in the right headspace.
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That's the best headspace.
Are you kidding me?
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Come on, it's like Eat
Pray Love and... shit.
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Come on.
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You know what? I'm in.
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- What? Really?
- Yes! Sweet.
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Yeah. I mean, my life
is totally shit anyway so...
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00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,145
God, I'm so happy
to hear that. Hmm.
246
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,815
I mean, not that your life
is shit, but that you're in.
247
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,883
Besides, as soon
as Doug says yes,
248
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,961
we'll probably need you
to finance this whole thing.
249
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,353
What?
Thank you.
250
00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:47,555
Doug?
251
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,762
Griff, I'm sorry.
252
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:58,132
I got responsibilities.
I got Malie, Charlie, my job.
253
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,802
I know. Making wedding videos.
254
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,871
Films. Right.
255
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,672
It's a good life, you know?
256
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,074
It's a B, B+ life.
257
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,744
B, B+ life?
258
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,446
It's a good life.
259
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,382
Do you remember
when we were kids
260
00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:17,317
and we would stay up
till 4:00 in the morning,
261
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,287
hanging out in your mom's
basement watching horror movies?
262
00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:22,055
Scaring the shit
out of ourselves.
263
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,358
Texas Chainsaw on, like, repeat.
264
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:27,695
Now we have the chance
to make one ourselves.
265
00:15:27,829 --> 00:15:30,732
Dude, it's what we dreamed
about ever since we were little kids.
266
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:33,635
I hear ya.
267
00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:36,905
But we're not
kids anymore, Griff.
268
00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:38,807
I'm sorry.
269
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,811
Yeah. I know. All right.
270
00:15:43,778 --> 00:15:44,879
I just...
271
00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:46,947
I get it. I do.
272
00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:49,016
I get it.
273
00:15:54,556 --> 00:15:56,858
Still watching The Quatch.
274
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,431
Charlie, why don't you go
check on those cookies?
275
00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:07,669
Okay, but I'm pausing it, so...
276
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,269
don't touch it.
277
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,372
Gonna need some ice-cold milch
with that.
278
00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:13,808
You got it.
279
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,443
What are you doing?
What?
280
00:16:16,578 --> 00:16:17,846
Just go make the movie.
281
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,581
Malie.
282
00:16:19,714 --> 00:16:21,874
Come on. Every time you
watch this thing, you light up.
283
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:25,018
Like I haven't seen you
light up in a long time.
284
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:28,523
So what? I'm supposed to chase
some Hollywood fantasy I had as a kid?
285
00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:30,825
Waste a bunch of money
and time, and for what?
286
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:33,193
In the end,
what's it gonna change?
287
00:16:35,763 --> 00:16:36,798
Okay.
288
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,166
Okay.
289
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:40,734
Okay.
290
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:50,377
We hope you come to celebrate...
291
00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:51,512
As we become...
292
00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:52,981
The Hansons.
293
00:16:54,516 --> 00:16:56,416
Holy shit.
294
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:05,660
♪ I don't want to wait
For our lives to be over ♪
295
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,161
♪ I want to know right now ♪
296
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,497
- ♪ What will it be? ♪
- ♪ ...what will it be? ♪
297
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:16,370
♪ I don't want to wait
For our lives to be over ♪
298
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,740
What am I singing?
299
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:21,910
Hey, dude.
300
00:17:24,012 --> 00:17:25,345
I don't want to wait, man.
301
00:17:27,549 --> 00:17:30,518
Our lives could be,
like... over.
302
00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:32,486
What...
What are you talking about?
303
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:36,156
The Anaconda thing.
You were serious, right?
304
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,124
Yes, very.
305
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,694
Then let's do it.
306
00:17:40,662 --> 00:17:42,597
Let's reboot Anaconda.
307
00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:45,432
Yes! Yes.
308
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,478
♪ My anaconda don't ♪
309
00:18:03,785 --> 00:18:05,787
♪ My anaconda don't ♪
310
00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:08,228
All right, budget-wise,
soup to nuts,
311
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,058
what does it cost
to get this thing made?
312
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:13,728
I figure we need three weeks of
shooting. Some VFX, some SFX,
313
00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:16,998
a riverboat, a riverboat captain,
travel to and from a jungle,
314
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,768
and a gigantic real snake,
preferably a rental.
315
00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:22,336
Rental, copy.
All in,
316
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,371
two, two-and-a-half
million dollars.
317
00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:26,074
That sounds right.
318
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:30,444
We've approved a loan
for you for up to...
319
00:18:30,578 --> 00:18:32,312
$9,400.
320
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:33,648
Yes!
321
00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:36,450
I've revised the budget
down to...
322
00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:37,885
$43,000 all in.
323
00:18:38,019 --> 00:18:39,520
That sounds more right.
324
00:18:39,654 --> 00:18:41,623
Now, the film
does have to be scary, right?
325
00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:45,125
Terrifying. But it can't just be
about a giant snake killing people.
326
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,460
Exactly.
You know?
327
00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,563
It has to be
about something, right?
328
00:18:48,696 --> 00:18:49,731
Right.
329
00:18:50,565 --> 00:18:51,966
I mean...
330
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,166
Themes.
Themes.
331
00:18:54,102 --> 00:18:55,135
Come on.
332
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,871
Like grief.
What about revenge?
333
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,540
In terms of themes, that's
like one of the top ones.
334
00:18:59,674 --> 00:19:01,509
- Oh, my God. I got a good one.
- Hit me.
335
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:03,443
Intergenerational trauma.
336
00:19:03,578 --> 00:19:05,613
I love intergenerational trauma.
337
00:19:05,747 --> 00:19:07,387
Who doesn't love
intergenerational trauma?
338
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,684
- It's the best.
- We're onto something here.
339
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:19,159
This is a masterpiece.
340
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,395
You're a goddamn genius.
I love it.
341
00:19:21,529 --> 00:19:23,531
Don't change a word.
Not a word.
342
00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:25,408
Dude, you killed it. It's scary,
emotional, funny when it needs to be.
343
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,769
- Romantic.
- Dude, thank you.
344
00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:29,137
Hey, Doug...
345
00:19:31,105 --> 00:19:34,174
I know that we had
our little dust up, but...
346
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:37,512
I need to shoot this film, man.
347
00:19:37,645 --> 00:19:39,279
Dustup?
348
00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:42,784
Yeah. He fired me
from the wedding video stuff
349
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,452
'cause I got a little wasted.
350
00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:46,988
He knocked over
the wedding cake.
351
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,825
- But I'm dealing with it.
- Like, getting sober?
352
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:51,958
Yes.
353
00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:54,327
Well, I mean, Buffalo sober.
354
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:55,328
Buffalo sober?
355
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,798
Just beer and wine.
356
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,769
And then some of the lighter
liquors. But definitely not all of 'em.
357
00:20:03,171 --> 00:20:04,172
I'm proud of you.
358
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,008
Doug?
359
00:20:09,143 --> 00:20:11,445
If I'm being honest,
I enabled you a little bit.
360
00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:14,082
Of course you get a
second chance. Let's do this.
361
00:20:14,982 --> 00:20:15,982
- Nice!
- Thank you, man.
362
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,619
Car's here.
363
00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:20,454
And you have
the mefloquine, right?
364
00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,289
You only take that once a week.
365
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:25,225
- Hey, Dad. I almost forgot.
- Hmm?
366
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:29,163
- Talk to me.
- But I got you this.
367
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,665
What?
368
00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:32,100
I know. Pretty sick.
369
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,435
"World's greatest Doug."
370
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:38,106
- I thought it should say, "Dad."
- Whatever, man, it's funny.
371
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,508
I love it. It's much better.
372
00:21:17,912 --> 00:21:20,081
- So it begins.
- Yeah!
373
00:21:20,214 --> 00:21:21,254
Oh, yeah.
All right.
374
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,450
Whoo!
Made it.
375
00:21:23,584 --> 00:21:25,929
- Whoa. We're here.
- That's what I'm talkin' about!
376
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,121
Brasília!
377
00:21:27,255 --> 00:21:28,689
Oh.
378
00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:30,801
So, hey, I was reading
about anacondas on the plane.
379
00:21:30,825 --> 00:21:33,628
Basically, they wait
in the water for days,
380
00:21:33,761 --> 00:21:36,731
stalking their prey,
never moving, just waiting,
381
00:21:36,864 --> 00:21:38,266
and then when a prey comes...
382
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,433
snatch and grab.
383
00:21:40,568 --> 00:21:42,780
Thousand pounds of pressure. Think
you're gonna get away? You're not.
384
00:21:42,804 --> 00:21:45,606
Crushing you.
Oxygen leaving your lungs.
385
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,910
Oh, God, it's terrible.
386
00:21:49,043 --> 00:21:51,478
- So, like in the movie Anaconda.
- Yeah, exactly.
387
00:21:51,612 --> 00:21:52,747
So it's real?
388
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,120
Yeah, it's all real.
389
00:21:55,783 --> 00:21:57,518
Very real.
390
00:21:59,053 --> 00:22:01,689
There's this story
about this woman...
391
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,858
God bless her.
392
00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:06,561
The snake wraps
around her so tight...
393
00:22:08,529 --> 00:22:10,531
the eyeballs just...
394
00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:13,634
No.
No way.
395
00:22:13,768 --> 00:22:15,670
Yeah, it was
my grandmother, Sylvana.
396
00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:16,904
Shit.
397
00:22:17,038 --> 00:22:20,141
Horrible grandmother.
But still sad.
398
00:22:20,274 --> 00:22:21,408
Huh.
399
00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:22,710
I'm sorry, who are you?
400
00:22:23,544 --> 00:22:24,912
Oh, I'm sorry.
Carlos Santiago.
401
00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:26,346
Yeah, you can call me Santiago.
402
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,415
- Hey! It's Kenny.
- Yeah, hey.
403
00:22:28,549 --> 00:22:31,052
Kenny from the phone. Hey.
Kenny. Kenny, hey.
404
00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:33,221
Hi. Yeah, this is
our snake handler.
405
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:34,856
Oh!
406
00:22:34,989 --> 00:22:36,399
- Thank God.
- He's supposed to be the best.
407
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,226
No. "Supposed to be"?
We have a joker here.
408
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,895
No. I am the best. Yes.
409
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:42,105
Oh. That's good.
Yeah.
410
00:22:42,129 --> 00:22:44,232
So, welcome to Brazil.
411
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,634
Let's meet the snake.
412
00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:23,771
When I found him,
he was dying of starvation.
413
00:23:23,905 --> 00:23:28,142
His food supply destroyed by gold
miners who put mercury in the river.
414
00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:31,779
- Gold miners?
- Gold mining poisons our land.
415
00:23:31,913 --> 00:23:34,248
Their greed
almost killed my snake.
416
00:23:34,382 --> 00:23:36,350
- Oh.
- But I fed him,
417
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:39,020
I nursed him back to life,
418
00:23:39,153 --> 00:23:42,623
and in many ways,
he did the same for me.
419
00:23:42,757 --> 00:23:45,393
Ah, yes.
A tale as old as time.
420
00:23:45,526 --> 00:23:47,427
Saved by a snake.
421
00:23:49,764 --> 00:23:51,065
What's your name?
422
00:23:51,198 --> 00:23:52,400
What's... Uh, Griff.
423
00:23:52,533 --> 00:23:54,434
Okay, Griff.
He's not only a snake.
424
00:23:55,236 --> 00:23:58,105
He's my tiny giant, my friend.
425
00:23:58,239 --> 00:24:01,943
One of the most important
creatures of the herpetological world.
426
00:24:02,076 --> 00:24:04,145
No, of course... I... Sure.
427
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:06,981
I didn't... I wasn't
trying to... I... Yes.
428
00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:10,251
Okay. Let me introduce you.
429
00:24:13,754 --> 00:24:14,922
Heitor.
430
00:24:15,056 --> 00:24:17,792
Heitor?
Oh, my goodness.
431
00:24:17,925 --> 00:24:19,459
Hey, cutie.
432
00:24:19,593 --> 00:24:22,263
- Oh, no. Not cutie.
- Oh, my...
433
00:24:22,396 --> 00:24:23,556
Oh...
434
00:24:23,597 --> 00:24:26,267
Oh, hell yes!
This thing is nuts!
435
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,804
There are rumors
of 'condas even bigger.
436
00:24:29,937 --> 00:24:32,506
Maybe four
or five times this size.
437
00:24:33,908 --> 00:24:35,276
Go ahead, Kenny from the phone.
438
00:24:35,409 --> 00:24:38,579
Um, is it true that
they regurgitate their prey?
439
00:24:38,713 --> 00:24:40,281
Um, sometimes.
440
00:24:40,414 --> 00:24:42,249
I mean, if you're lucky,
441
00:24:42,383 --> 00:24:45,853
you'd die right away because
of... suffocation.
442
00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:49,957
But only
the unlucky ones survive.
443
00:24:50,091 --> 00:24:51,325
Unlucky?
444
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:57,298
Yeah, because then you might
actually be conscious
445
00:24:57,431 --> 00:25:01,135
when the snake comes back
to finish you off.
446
00:25:01,268 --> 00:25:03,270
- Gotcha.
- Ooh.
447
00:25:03,404 --> 00:25:04,705
Better to die.
448
00:25:13,981 --> 00:25:16,741
- Look at that boat!
- This is money in the bank, baby.
449
00:25:42,443 --> 00:25:44,245
Hey. Let me ask you
a question.
450
00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:47,048
Um, our snake guy...
Mmm?
451
00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:49,850
Does he seem
kind of batshit crazy?
452
00:25:49,984 --> 00:25:52,386
I mean, he's best friends
with a snake.
453
00:25:52,521 --> 00:25:53,961
Of course he's a
little quirky. Yeah.
454
00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:55,021
But I like him.
455
00:25:55,056 --> 00:25:55,856
Really?
Yeah.
456
00:25:55,990 --> 00:25:56,990
But then again,
457
00:25:57,058 --> 00:25:59,060
I used up all my vacation days
458
00:25:59,193 --> 00:26:02,363
to come make a self-financed
snake movie with you three, so...
459
00:26:02,496 --> 00:26:04,616
Yeah, your judgment is
really off. My judgment is off.
460
00:26:04,698 --> 00:26:05,833
It always has been.
Exactly.
461
00:26:05,966 --> 00:26:07,668
Anybody talk to the captain?
462
00:26:07,802 --> 00:26:09,904
It's time to shoot. I'll,
uh, reach out again, boss.
463
00:26:11,005 --> 00:26:12,973
Hi, guys. My name is Ana.
464
00:26:13,107 --> 00:26:14,942
I believe you spoke
to my father on the phone?
465
00:26:15,676 --> 00:26:17,144
Bruno? That's your dad?
466
00:26:17,978 --> 00:26:19,138
Yeah, he sends his apologies,
467
00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:21,248
- but he's at the hospital.
- Oh.
468
00:26:21,382 --> 00:26:22,826
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Unfortunately,
469
00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:24,652
you'll have to make
other accommodations,
470
00:26:24,785 --> 00:26:27,721
'cause I need to take this boat
upriver for a routine service.
471
00:26:27,855 --> 00:26:29,256
But I can assure you
a full refund.
472
00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:30,624
No, wait. Wait.
473
00:26:30,758 --> 00:26:32,436
- Everything else is booked.
- Yeah.
474
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:34,228
And... And w-we're gonna
shoot a movie.
475
00:26:34,361 --> 00:26:35,930
It's a reboot of Anaconda.
476
00:26:36,063 --> 00:26:37,932
Technically, it's more
of a reimagining, but...
477
00:26:38,065 --> 00:26:39,900
It's actually more
of a spiritual sequel.
478
00:26:40,034 --> 00:26:41,102
Good for you.
479
00:26:41,235 --> 00:26:42,245
There's gotta be a way, right?
480
00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:43,269
We can crew the boat.
481
00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:45,106
There's nothing I can do...
482
00:26:45,239 --> 00:26:47,679
We have dreamed of making
this film together our entire lives.
483
00:26:47,775 --> 00:26:50,111
Please. I am begging you.
484
00:26:50,244 --> 00:26:52,146
- Please.
- Help us find another way.
485
00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:53,948
Let's do this, but fast.
Okay.
486
00:26:54,081 --> 00:26:55,561
- Yes! Let's go!
- Thank you!
487
00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:17,638
- Whoo!
- Wow.
488
00:27:17,771 --> 00:27:19,608
Oh!
Wow!
489
00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:20,740
Yes!
490
00:27:20,808 --> 00:27:22,676
This is so beautiful.
491
00:27:22,810 --> 00:27:24,778
This is amazing. It's amazing.
492
00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:27,891
Looks exactly...
493
00:27:27,915 --> 00:27:28,949
Ooh, look!
494
00:27:30,619 --> 00:27:31,952
Kenny?
Yeah, bud?
495
00:27:32,086 --> 00:27:33,988
How did you find this boat?
Cocktail, anyone?
496
00:27:34,121 --> 00:27:35,890
- Nice!
- Ah!
497
00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:37,057
It's a computer.
498
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,562
Yes!
499
00:27:59,146 --> 00:28:00,615
- Uh-oh.
- Oh.
500
00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:02,425
One more thing,
you guys, before we go to bed.
501
00:28:02,449 --> 00:28:04,118
We got a big day tomorrow.
502
00:28:04,251 --> 00:28:08,255
If you remember, we had
a tradition on all our films.
503
00:28:08,389 --> 00:28:10,124
The night before
we started shooting,
504
00:28:10,257 --> 00:28:12,726
we'd say a prayer to the
movie gods... Mm-hmm.
505
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:15,930
Asking them to basically
not screw us over,
506
00:28:16,063 --> 00:28:19,233
and for the first time ever,
may they listen.
507
00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:20,901
Come on, to the movie gods.
Yes.
508
00:28:37,151 --> 00:28:38,452
All right.
We're rolling.
509
00:28:38,587 --> 00:28:41,188
Anaconda, scene 15,
take one. Slap it.
510
00:28:41,322 --> 00:28:42,756
Bella!
511
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:47,137
- What the hell are you still doing here?
- I've come to take you home.
512
00:28:47,161 --> 00:28:50,164
It's time you stopped chasing
this mythical snake.
513
00:28:51,165 --> 00:28:53,067
And what if I'm not prone
to giving up?
514
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,835
I didn't see you filming there.
515
00:28:54,969 --> 00:28:56,737
What are we doing? EPK?
516
00:28:56,870 --> 00:28:58,839
Background, DVD, bonus stuff.
517
00:28:58,973 --> 00:29:02,677
The Anaconda is a story of an
intrepid biologist played by Claire,
518
00:29:02,810 --> 00:29:08,282
who hires an unhinged
snake tracker played by Griff,
519
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:11,085
to hunt down and kill
a giant, mythical 'conda
520
00:29:11,218 --> 00:29:12,386
that ate her entire family.
521
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,356
Come and get me,
you goddamn snake!
522
00:29:15,489 --> 00:29:17,626
And on a deeper level, it's
about chasing your dreams.
523
00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:23,097
And camera set,
push-ups good, and action!
524
00:29:23,230 --> 00:29:24,609
What's it like
shooting with Doug again?
525
00:29:24,633 --> 00:29:26,100
He and I are best friends.
526
00:29:26,233 --> 00:29:27,712
We've worked together
our whole lives.
527
00:29:27,736 --> 00:29:29,547
And I went out to LA,
and he was gonna come out.
528
00:29:29,571 --> 00:29:32,172
We were gonna be a
partnership, and he didn't do it.
529
00:29:32,306 --> 00:29:36,511
Griff and I planned to work together in
LA, but, uh, you know, life intervened.
530
00:29:36,645 --> 00:29:38,747
But it doesn't matter,
'cause now we're together
531
00:29:38,879 --> 00:29:41,399
and now we're back, we're
making this, and it's as it should be.
532
00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,117
I am the insects.
533
00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:46,820
The anaconda moves
slow and steady.
534
00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:48,022
Sometimes it goes fast.
535
00:29:48,155 --> 00:29:50,659
Snake POV, RD. Take 1.
536
00:29:51,425 --> 00:29:53,160
No. No, it's not working.
537
00:29:53,294 --> 00:29:56,564
Snake POV,
the right way. Take 2.
538
00:29:56,698 --> 00:29:59,400
Sometimes he goes
from above in the trees,
539
00:29:59,534 --> 00:30:01,503
sometimes from below
in the water.
540
00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:05,740
The toothpick, it unlocked a couple
of aspects of this character for me.
541
00:30:05,873 --> 00:30:07,007
There's something there.
542
00:30:09,376 --> 00:30:10,944
Ah!
543
00:30:11,078 --> 00:30:13,123
Why would I be nervous about
doing a love story with Griff?
544
00:30:13,147 --> 00:30:14,248
You guys used to date.
545
00:30:14,381 --> 00:30:16,150
That was a long time ago.
546
00:30:16,283 --> 00:30:17,418
A little bit of chaos
547
00:30:17,552 --> 00:30:19,186
is part of the ingredients.
548
00:30:26,994 --> 00:30:28,462
Maybe look at each other.
549
00:30:28,596 --> 00:30:30,173
This might be the last time
you look at each other.
550
00:30:30,197 --> 00:30:31,997
You'd think you'd be
a little nicer to the guy
551
00:30:32,099 --> 00:30:33,834
who's out here
to save your life.
552
00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:35,235
You're an asshole.
553
00:30:37,371 --> 00:30:38,405
Yeah.
554
00:30:39,206 --> 00:30:41,141
And a PhD.
555
00:30:44,478 --> 00:30:45,814
And cut.
556
00:30:45,946 --> 00:30:48,750
- Great stuff, guys. We got it.
- Whoo-hoo!
557
00:30:48,882 --> 00:30:51,686
Should we go one more time?
You wanna try it again?
558
00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:53,354
No. I'm good if you're good.
559
00:30:53,487 --> 00:30:54,855
Let's go one more time.
560
00:31:02,797 --> 00:31:06,634
The chemistry between
you two is... Yeah?
561
00:31:06,768 --> 00:31:08,902
Like we were right back
in high school.
562
00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:10,337
When you looked up at her...
563
00:31:10,471 --> 00:31:11,806
Well, that's
'cause of your note.
564
00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:13,874
About taking the beat
right before you did it?
565
00:31:14,007 --> 00:31:15,909
Yeah, yeah. It made the scene.
566
00:31:16,544 --> 00:31:18,045
I tell you...
567
00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:20,481
I never felt
like this on S.W.A.T.
568
00:31:20,615 --> 00:31:22,817
I mean, granted I was only
in a couple of episodes,
569
00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:24,870
but it was never
collaborative. It was never fun.
570
00:31:24,985 --> 00:31:26,019
Not...
571
00:31:26,153 --> 00:31:27,689
Not like this. This, uh...
572
00:31:27,822 --> 00:31:30,357
This is... Like we
were back on Quatch?
573
00:31:32,192 --> 00:31:33,894
Yeah.
574
00:31:34,729 --> 00:31:35,764
Yeah.
575
00:31:42,069 --> 00:31:44,371
Do you guys have chupacabra?
576
00:31:44,506 --> 00:31:46,875
Ooh.
That looks so good.
577
00:31:47,675 --> 00:31:48,675
Mm-mmm.
578
00:31:48,777 --> 00:31:51,278
Hey, so, one script thing.
579
00:31:51,412 --> 00:31:53,815
I was thinking,
at the midway point,
580
00:31:53,947 --> 00:31:57,752
instead of, uh,
talking the bad guy out of it,
581
00:31:57,886 --> 00:31:59,253
what if...
582
00:31:59,386 --> 00:32:01,188
Claire's character...
583
00:32:02,322 --> 00:32:03,525
headbutts him?
584
00:32:03,658 --> 00:32:05,727
Sorry. Headbutts him?
585
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,361
Headbutts him.
586
00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:09,531
Or... Or...
587
00:32:10,765 --> 00:32:11,800
we both do.
588
00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:13,768
Double headbutt.
589
00:32:13,902 --> 00:32:15,579
- Come on. It's kinda revolutionary.
- Double headbutt.
590
00:32:15,603 --> 00:32:16,970
That is super revolutionary.
591
00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:19,039
Why is that super revolutionary?
592
00:32:19,173 --> 00:32:21,208
Well, it's...
never been done.
593
00:32:21,341 --> 00:32:24,579
Jesus Christ. This is a beautiful
scene with real stakes, Doug.
594
00:32:24,712 --> 00:32:26,113
Feel free to weigh in here.
595
00:32:26,246 --> 00:32:27,615
Nah, I hear you. I do.
596
00:32:27,749 --> 00:32:30,317
And, as always, I trust
your instincts on this.
597
00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:34,321
But a double headbutt
is pretty revolutionary.
598
00:32:34,455 --> 00:32:37,291
Right? It is...
It's very revolutionary. Yes.
599
00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:39,460
- There's no denying it.
- None!
600
00:32:39,594 --> 00:32:42,405
Oh, come on, Claire. Is the problem
that you don't know how to headbutt?
601
00:32:42,429 --> 00:32:44,666
Why would I not know
how to headbutt?
602
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:47,076
We're not born with these
skills. We learn them along the way.
603
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:50,370
Let me show you. Tight core,
breathe in, hold that breath.
604
00:32:50,505 --> 00:32:51,773
Yeah?
Hi-yah!
605
00:32:51,906 --> 00:32:53,541
And you
can vocalize. Wow.
606
00:32:53,675 --> 00:32:58,580
Another kind of headbutt is
more unleashed, just full-on...
607
00:32:58,713 --> 00:33:00,080
Whoo!
608
00:33:00,214 --> 00:33:01,749
He got the arms in there.
That's good.
609
00:33:01,883 --> 00:33:03,350
Send that shit into the goal.
610
00:33:03,484 --> 00:33:06,487
Or you put some Brazilian
sauce on that. You know?
611
00:33:06,621 --> 00:33:08,690
- And you go, boom! Toma!
- Oh!
612
00:33:08,823 --> 00:33:10,123
- Toma!
- Toma?
613
00:33:10,257 --> 00:33:11,325
Hey, I love it.
614
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:12,627
Yeah, that's right.
615
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,863
- Brazilian spice.
- Yeah!
616
00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:17,932
If I was gonna headbutt, I would
go for the bridge of the nose.
617
00:33:18,065 --> 00:33:20,133
- Yes.
- Just crack it. Hi-yah!
618
00:33:20,267 --> 00:33:23,003
- Jesus!
- Yes! That's it.
619
00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:27,374
- Jeez. Yeah, that's great.
- And you go, "Toma! Toma!"
620
00:33:29,544 --> 00:33:31,311
I think it's a different...
Toma!
621
00:33:31,445 --> 00:33:33,080
- Toma!
- Yeah, toma!
622
00:33:34,782 --> 00:33:35,817
Goddamn!
623
00:34:27,334 --> 00:34:30,070
I'm sorry, but how
could this happen, huh?
624
00:34:30,203 --> 00:34:32,239
Kenny, I thought you said
this guy was a pro.
625
00:34:32,372 --> 00:34:35,442
That's what he said, but he
hasn't provided us with a certificate.
626
00:34:35,577 --> 00:34:37,712
You fixed the crate, right?
It's taken care of?
627
00:34:37,845 --> 00:34:42,249
My thing. My job.
Under control. All good.
628
00:34:42,382 --> 00:34:46,554
My Heitor, he's a beautiful,
intelligent, smart, sexy creature.
629
00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:49,624
He does exactly what I command.
630
00:34:50,592 --> 00:34:53,460
And I would never
let anything happen
631
00:34:53,595 --> 00:34:58,231
to you or the crazy one, or
her, or her, or this "actor" here.
632
00:34:58,365 --> 00:35:00,768
- What the...
- So have a good night.
633
00:35:02,604 --> 00:35:07,775
May the sounds of the forest
be the music of your dreams.
634
00:35:09,911 --> 00:35:11,579
Jesus...
635
00:35:11,713 --> 00:35:13,615
Man, he's a poet.
636
00:35:27,528 --> 00:35:29,831
Okay. Actors, on your marks.
637
00:35:30,632 --> 00:35:32,100
Santiago, is Heitor ready?
638
00:35:32,232 --> 00:35:33,868
Yes, Heitor is always ready.
639
00:35:34,002 --> 00:35:36,470
Heitor is ready, and action!
640
00:35:41,174 --> 00:35:42,510
Cut, please.
641
00:35:43,745 --> 00:35:45,046
Um, cut? All right, cut. Yeah.
642
00:35:45,178 --> 00:35:46,814
Yeah, I just... Sorry.
I need a little...
643
00:35:46,948 --> 00:35:48,281
Kenny, do you mind if I...
644
00:35:48,415 --> 00:35:51,284
Santiago, take five.
Heitor, five.
645
00:35:51,418 --> 00:35:53,220
Hey. Wow, that
thing, it's really... Hey.
646
00:35:53,353 --> 00:35:56,289
It's huge when you see it up
close and personal like that.
647
00:35:56,423 --> 00:35:57,558
Majestic creature.
648
00:35:57,692 --> 00:35:59,794
But I just was wondering...
649
00:35:59,927 --> 00:36:04,431
I throw myself in front of the snake
to kind of protect Claire's character,
650
00:36:04,565 --> 00:36:05,667
right?
Correct.
651
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,637
Is there any value
in not doing that?
652
00:36:10,138 --> 00:36:11,673
What? No.
653
00:36:11,806 --> 00:36:14,307
No, no, he sacrifices himself
for her. Yeah. Of course.
654
00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:16,711
It caps his arc. It's so
important. Right. Right.
655
00:36:16,844 --> 00:36:19,947
And also, dude, it's
totally safe. Yeah.
656
00:36:20,081 --> 00:36:22,784
Santiago has Heitor
under control. Okay.
657
00:36:22,917 --> 00:36:25,953
You've got nothing to worry
about. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
658
00:36:26,087 --> 00:36:27,989
We're good. You're good.
Yeah. Okay.
659
00:36:28,122 --> 00:36:29,791
Okay.
All right, let's do this.
660
00:36:29,924 --> 00:36:31,324
All right, take it from the top.
661
00:36:33,027 --> 00:36:34,128
Back to one.
662
00:36:35,228 --> 00:36:38,398
Santiago, Heitor? Action!
663
00:36:39,399 --> 00:36:40,400
Go!
664
00:36:41,468 --> 00:36:44,337
I'm not leaving!
Not without you, Derek.
665
00:36:44,471 --> 00:36:47,441
This thing's got me.
The world's depending on you.
666
00:36:47,575 --> 00:36:49,510
I'm depending on you.
667
00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:52,212
Goddamn it!
I love you, Derek van Hoyle!
668
00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:55,116
It's just... I can't...
669
00:36:55,248 --> 00:36:58,285
- Put your face right up next to the snake.
- I don't like this.
670
00:36:58,418 --> 00:37:00,658
- I don't want to do it anymore.
- Get a tiny bit closer.
671
00:37:00,755 --> 00:37:02,456
Get closer. He's friendly.
672
00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:05,292
- I think you got it, dude!
- No, I don't quite have it!
673
00:37:05,425 --> 00:37:07,865
- Doug, you got the shot!
- Hold it! Just a couple more beats.
674
00:37:07,995 --> 00:37:10,198
This is gold.
Just give me one more second.
675
00:37:10,330 --> 00:37:12,399
One inch closer to your face.
676
00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:14,836
Get it right up in there!
677
00:37:14,969 --> 00:37:17,071
You're a hero! No!
678
00:37:17,205 --> 00:37:18,906
No!
679
00:37:38,526 --> 00:37:41,896
Oh, shit.
680
00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:48,803
I know you think
this is strange.
681
00:37:50,571 --> 00:37:54,274
A grown man getting emotional
over some dead snake.
682
00:37:54,407 --> 00:37:55,475
Jesus.
683
00:37:56,077 --> 00:37:57,945
But I loved him,
684
00:37:58,079 --> 00:38:01,115
and he loved me back,
whatever way he could.
685
00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:06,821
God. No!
686
00:38:08,256 --> 00:38:09,957
Why is Kenny crying?
687
00:38:12,425 --> 00:38:13,761
Ugh!
688
00:38:13,895 --> 00:38:16,264
Hey. I don't want you here.
Not for this!
689
00:38:16,396 --> 00:38:17,899
He tried to murder me.
690
00:38:18,032 --> 00:38:19,299
Griff?
What?
691
00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:21,769
- Let the man grieve.
- You murdered my friend.
692
00:38:21,903 --> 00:38:23,504
Just get out of my face.
693
00:38:23,638 --> 00:38:26,174
- What... Where am I supposed to go?
- Griff! Go! Just move!
694
00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:27,340
Fine!
695
00:38:48,596 --> 00:38:53,701
♪ Go in peace, my friend ♪
696
00:38:56,003 --> 00:39:01,408
♪ May the divine snakes
Welcome you ♪
697
00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:05,646
♪ My dear friend ♪
698
00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:09,217
- ♪ Snakedy snake ♪
- ♪ Snakedy snake, yeah ♪
699
00:39:09,349 --> 00:39:12,787
♪ Snakedy snake ♪
700
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,657
♪ May the divine snakes ♪
701
00:39:16,791 --> 00:39:21,295
♪ Welcome you
Welcome you... ♪
702
00:40:19,687 --> 00:40:20,755
Timo?
703
00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:23,891
Timo!
704
00:40:37,838 --> 00:40:40,708
- No. Not you. No. Just...
- I know, I'm sorry... I don't mean...
705
00:40:40,841 --> 00:40:43,210
I'm not trying to disturb
you. Just leave me alone.
706
00:40:43,344 --> 00:40:45,079
I'm sorry for your loss.
707
00:40:45,212 --> 00:40:47,648
I know you don't believe me,
but it's true. I really am.
708
00:40:47,782 --> 00:40:52,086
A friend of mine
died once too, and it hurts.
709
00:40:53,955 --> 00:40:54,956
Was it a snake?
710
00:40:55,589 --> 00:40:56,824
Was it a snake?
711
00:40:58,292 --> 00:40:59,459
No.
712
00:40:59,593 --> 00:41:03,431
It was just a... human person.
713
00:41:03,564 --> 00:41:04,632
Oh.
714
00:41:04,765 --> 00:41:06,200
Yeah, still sad, right?
715
00:41:07,635 --> 00:41:10,838
Totally. Anyway, I just
wanted to say I'm sorry.
716
00:41:11,839 --> 00:41:13,607
Beer?
717
00:41:13,741 --> 00:41:17,611
Well, I have my pills here,
but, yeah. Let's mix it up.
718
00:41:17,745 --> 00:41:22,683
A few commercials, TV.
Did a few episodes of S.W.A.T.
719
00:41:22,817 --> 00:41:24,285
Oh! S.W.A.T.?
Yeah.
720
00:41:24,418 --> 00:41:25,686
I like that one.
721
00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:29,824
I swear, I even had
the last line... Thanks.
722
00:41:29,957 --> 00:41:31,258
The last... Thanks.
723
00:41:31,392 --> 00:41:33,694
Last line of season three.
So, what happened?
724
00:41:33,828 --> 00:41:36,797
Well, the producers decided that
they didn't really need that character,
725
00:41:36,931 --> 00:41:39,433
so they got rid of me.
726
00:41:39,567 --> 00:41:42,970
I mean, it's only been going
about eight or nine more seasons.
727
00:41:44,405 --> 00:41:45,439
They don't deserve you.
728
00:41:45,573 --> 00:41:47,575
Yeah, you're a star.
729
00:41:49,977 --> 00:41:52,380
Thank you. Yeah.
You've been in movies?
730
00:41:52,513 --> 00:41:55,916
I'm in an industrial...
You know what movie I like?
731
00:41:56,050 --> 00:41:58,552
What?
The Legend of Bagger Vance.
732
00:42:00,187 --> 00:42:02,923
You should do a movie
like that. Man, I wish.
733
00:42:03,057 --> 00:42:04,057
Yeah.
734
00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:07,995
I like you.
I like you too.
735
00:42:08,129 --> 00:42:09,397
You know what?
What?
736
00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:12,433
I'll get a new snake
for your movie now.
737
00:42:12,566 --> 00:42:13,701
Really?
Yes.
738
00:42:13,834 --> 00:42:15,770
Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
739
00:42:15,903 --> 00:42:18,039
Yeah.
You come with me, of course.
740
00:42:19,473 --> 00:42:20,473
What?
741
00:42:22,676 --> 00:42:26,313
Should we be in here?
Maybe we should head back.
742
00:42:30,117 --> 00:42:32,286
What was that?
743
00:42:32,853 --> 00:42:33,888
What was that?
744
00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:37,390
Listen.
745
00:42:38,359 --> 00:42:39,660
There are snakes around here.
746
00:42:40,227 --> 00:42:41,362
I can feel it.
747
00:42:42,563 --> 00:42:43,764
What does it feel like?
748
00:42:44,698 --> 00:42:47,568
I don't know.
It's just very snaky.
749
00:42:47,701 --> 00:42:49,603
What's... It's snaky?
750
00:42:52,006 --> 00:42:54,108
Ah.
751
00:42:57,111 --> 00:43:00,448
They hear
from vibrations on the ground.
752
00:43:02,551 --> 00:43:04,952
Every step we take,
753
00:43:05,554 --> 00:43:07,888
drawing them closer.
754
00:43:09,223 --> 00:43:11,625
And when
the jungle goes quiet...
755
00:43:15,129 --> 00:43:17,164
that's when
you know they're close.
756
00:43:24,905 --> 00:43:26,073
Yeah.
757
00:43:33,948 --> 00:43:36,884
Hey, maybe we should
go back to the boat, huh?
758
00:43:37,017 --> 00:43:40,017
Think it'd be a good idea to go back
to the boat. Let's go back to the boat.
759
00:43:41,222 --> 00:43:42,456
Santiago.
760
00:43:43,224 --> 00:43:44,291
Santiago.
761
00:43:45,626 --> 00:43:46,794
Santiago!
762
00:43:50,931 --> 00:43:51,966
Nope.
763
00:44:14,989 --> 00:44:16,490
Where are you?
764
00:44:34,108 --> 00:44:36,844
Hey. Have you seen Santiago?
I don't think he's come back.
765
00:44:36,977 --> 00:44:40,948
Back? From what? We went
out to go get a new snake. We...
766
00:44:41,081 --> 00:44:43,518
You went to find a snake
in the middle of the night?
767
00:44:43,652 --> 00:44:45,962
Yeah, we need one for the movie.
It was dark. We got separated.
768
00:44:45,986 --> 00:44:47,154
It was crazy out there.
769
00:44:47,288 --> 00:44:49,290
Griff, Griff, Griff,
Griff. What?
770
00:44:49,423 --> 00:44:51,801
You went out in the middle of the
night to find a juicy snake in the jungle?
771
00:44:51,825 --> 00:44:53,494
You know what that's called?
772
00:44:54,495 --> 00:44:55,496
Producing.
773
00:44:56,497 --> 00:44:58,933
Really?
I guarantee he will be back
774
00:44:59,066 --> 00:45:03,771
with a giant snake, and
you and I are making movies.
775
00:45:03,904 --> 00:45:06,373
You're right. Santiago's
a pro. He'll be fine.
776
00:45:06,508 --> 00:45:08,742
If he's not back soon,
we'll go look for him.
777
00:45:31,633 --> 00:45:34,368
Thank you very much, Santiago.
778
00:45:37,838 --> 00:45:40,074
Guys, it's been over an hour.
I have to go find him.
779
00:45:40,207 --> 00:45:42,109
Well, you're not going alone.
780
00:45:42,243 --> 00:45:44,120
Yeah, we're definitely coming
with you. It's safer that way.
781
00:45:44,144 --> 00:45:46,780
Have you guys tried this thing?
782
00:45:46,914 --> 00:45:52,520
It's like a warm bowl of soup
but... but in chair form.
783
00:45:52,654 --> 00:45:54,689
Yeah, man. Chairs.
784
00:45:55,557 --> 00:45:57,726
They, like, hold you, man.
785
00:45:57,858 --> 00:46:00,261
They literally have arms, right?
786
00:46:01,962 --> 00:46:04,164
Oh, wow.
787
00:46:04,298 --> 00:46:06,133
Like when
your parents are gone...
788
00:46:09,303 --> 00:46:11,105
we still have chairs, you know?
789
00:46:12,973 --> 00:46:15,142
What the hell
are you talking about?
790
00:46:15,276 --> 00:46:17,077
Let's go find Santiago.
791
00:46:17,211 --> 00:46:19,013
Let's get a snake
for our snake movie.
792
00:46:19,146 --> 00:46:21,148
Yeah, Santiago! Let's go!
793
00:46:28,757 --> 00:46:32,092
Hey, what
direction are we headed in?
794
00:46:32,627 --> 00:46:33,762
Um...
795
00:46:34,428 --> 00:46:36,063
Like, that way.
796
00:46:36,196 --> 00:46:38,667
Wait. Kenny,
are you high right now?
797
00:46:38,799 --> 00:46:40,834
Yeah, but I'm good.
I already peaked.
798
00:46:40,968 --> 00:46:42,236
Jesus Christ, Kenny.
799
00:46:42,369 --> 00:46:43,904
We're completely lost.
800
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,677
Wait. You guys, this way.
801
00:46:48,809 --> 00:46:51,178
It looks like an old camper van.
802
00:47:23,611 --> 00:47:25,212
What is that?
803
00:47:25,346 --> 00:47:27,491
Oh, maybe
Santiago's sleeping in there.
804
00:47:27,515 --> 00:47:28,515
Hola.
805
00:47:31,185 --> 00:47:32,286
Whoa.
806
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,290
Looks totally abandoned.
Anybody home?
807
00:47:42,363 --> 00:47:43,864
Maybe some food and water.
808
00:47:43,997 --> 00:47:45,332
Yeah. We could stay here.
809
00:47:45,466 --> 00:47:46,634
At least tonight.
810
00:47:51,673 --> 00:47:55,142
Oh, man, there's gotta be
snacks in here.
811
00:48:24,037 --> 00:48:25,139
Oh, my God.
812
00:48:25,272 --> 00:48:26,383
- Oh, God.
- Santiago!
813
00:48:26,407 --> 00:48:27,542
Oh, God.
814
00:48:27,675 --> 00:48:29,276
Dang!
815
00:48:30,277 --> 00:48:31,846
That's where that guy went!
816
00:48:31,979 --> 00:48:33,748
Oh, my God.
What is out there?
817
00:48:44,859 --> 00:48:46,728
- We gotta go now!
- Okay. Go, go, go.
818
00:48:46,861 --> 00:48:48,739
- Let's get out of here.
- Let's go, let's go.
819
00:48:48,763 --> 00:48:50,799
- We can't let it crush the van.
- Crush the van?
820
00:48:50,931 --> 00:48:51,800
It's not working.
821
00:48:51,932 --> 00:48:52,932
What?
822
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,268
- It's not...
- Damn it!
823
00:48:54,401 --> 00:48:56,001
- It's a camper van, probably!
- Oh, God!
824
00:48:56,103 --> 00:48:57,848
It's got a split...
a split-charge battery.
825
00:48:57,872 --> 00:49:00,073
The relay probably popped off.
It's underneath the hood.
826
00:49:00,207 --> 00:49:01,576
Kenny, can you fix it?
827
00:49:01,709 --> 00:49:03,845
Usually I could fix it, yes,
but I'm having...
828
00:49:03,977 --> 00:49:07,080
I'm still having some visual
problems because of the...
829
00:49:07,214 --> 00:49:08,583
You did it to me again.
830
00:49:08,716 --> 00:49:10,284
You did it on the wedding video
831
00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:13,287
and now you're wasted
off your ass again.
832
00:49:13,420 --> 00:49:14,823
I'm really sorry, boss.
833
00:49:14,955 --> 00:49:18,593
Buffalo sober.
You're Buffalo sober.
834
00:49:18,726 --> 00:49:19,726
Do you have any more?
835
00:49:19,794 --> 00:49:21,830
Griff, please can you fix it?
836
00:49:21,962 --> 00:49:23,964
I think I'm better suited
to be our wheel man.
837
00:49:24,097 --> 00:49:26,376
What are you talking about? I've
always been a better driver than you.
838
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,312
No, you've been a safer driver. I
passed the driver's test on my first try.
839
00:49:29,336 --> 00:49:30,638
You took three times.
840
00:49:30,772 --> 00:49:32,139
Yeah, but that was
'cause of yield.
841
00:49:32,272 --> 00:49:33,942
I didn't know...
Now I know what that is.
842
00:49:34,074 --> 00:49:36,243
Oh, my God. We're gonna die.
843
00:49:38,445 --> 00:49:39,514
Sorry.
844
00:49:41,281 --> 00:49:42,281
I'll just fix it.
845
00:50:59,027 --> 00:51:01,061
- Doug!
- Go, go, go!
846
00:51:01,194 --> 00:51:03,163
Let me get up.
Hey, wait! Stop! Stop!
847
00:51:03,297 --> 00:51:05,567
Griff, where are you going?
Don't leave without me!
848
00:51:08,770 --> 00:51:09,971
Oh, shit!
849
00:51:12,774 --> 00:51:14,308
You saw it, right?
850
00:51:14,441 --> 00:51:15,886
What was that? They're not
supposed to get that big.
851
00:51:15,910 --> 00:51:18,546
Oh, God. It was like
a dinosaur.
852
00:51:22,884 --> 00:51:23,918
Hey!
853
00:51:26,688 --> 00:51:28,388
Hey, maybe we can ask
these guys for help.
854
00:51:28,523 --> 00:51:29,724
- Hey!
- Hey!
855
00:51:29,857 --> 00:51:31,759
- We have to stop.
- Do not stop the car.
856
00:51:31,893 --> 00:51:33,160
Ana, what is going on?
857
00:51:33,293 --> 00:51:34,963
They're illegal gold miners
who patrol
858
00:51:35,095 --> 00:51:36,129
the jungles around here.
859
00:51:36,263 --> 00:51:37,932
These guys are dangerous.
860
00:51:38,066 --> 00:51:40,535
They'll kill anyone who
crosses into their territory.
861
00:51:40,668 --> 00:51:42,904
- Oh, shit. They're trying to kill us.
- Fuck!
862
00:51:43,871 --> 00:51:45,231
Why are they shooting at us?
863
00:51:47,041 --> 00:51:48,743
Griff,
can't you drive any faster?
864
00:51:50,344 --> 00:51:51,478
Whoa!
865
00:51:51,613 --> 00:51:53,280
Whoa, whoa.
Ana, what are you doing?
866
00:51:54,381 --> 00:51:55,382
Whoa!
867
00:51:57,384 --> 00:51:59,921
- Kenny, are you getting this?
- Yes!
868
00:52:01,221 --> 00:52:02,590
Keep rolling!
869
00:52:05,693 --> 00:52:07,929
Griff, faster.
870
00:52:11,131 --> 00:52:12,432
Only one left.
871
00:52:36,156 --> 00:52:38,059
Where is she?
Oh, my God.
872
00:52:38,191 --> 00:52:39,292
Where is she?
873
00:52:42,329 --> 00:52:44,132
Who? Who do...
Who do you mean?
874
00:52:44,264 --> 00:52:45,700
I know there's
someone else here.
875
00:52:45,833 --> 00:52:47,935
So, where is she...
876
00:52:53,407 --> 00:52:54,407
Let's go, come on.
877
00:52:55,009 --> 00:52:56,010
We gotta go. Fast.
878
00:52:58,146 --> 00:53:00,014
Look, I can get you guys
out of here.
879
00:53:00,148 --> 00:53:02,650
All we need to do
is keep heading north.
880
00:53:02,784 --> 00:53:05,953
There's a small airport about
a day and a half from here.
881
00:53:06,087 --> 00:53:07,722
You can get us home?
882
00:53:07,855 --> 00:53:09,456
Yes.
Get us home.
883
00:53:09,590 --> 00:53:11,358
I think we gotta call it.
884
00:53:11,491 --> 00:53:14,562
Man, we've got such good
stuff, and we're so close.
885
00:53:14,696 --> 00:53:17,699
Really? We're going home?
886
00:53:17,832 --> 00:53:19,167
Buddy, I know.
887
00:53:19,299 --> 00:53:21,368
I don't wanna go home
empty-handed either.
888
00:53:21,501 --> 00:53:24,572
But we came out here
to make Anaconda,
889
00:53:24,706 --> 00:53:25,940
and now we're in it.
890
00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:30,511
Yeah.
891
00:53:34,247 --> 00:53:35,415
I'm sorry.
892
00:54:14,589 --> 00:54:17,759
Guys, emergency meeting.
893
00:54:17,892 --> 00:54:19,761
Cast and crew only.
Kenny, sit down.
894
00:54:19,894 --> 00:54:21,596
- What is that?
- New pages.
895
00:54:21,729 --> 00:54:23,765
We have some time
before the next port,
896
00:54:23,898 --> 00:54:27,769
and I had an idea last night that I
think is just too damn good not to shoot.
897
00:54:27,902 --> 00:54:30,571
Doug, everybody's
pretty burnt, man.
898
00:54:30,705 --> 00:54:32,807
Just hear me out.
I'm begging you please, Kenny.
899
00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:34,909
All right. Sorry, boss.
Thank you.
900
00:54:35,042 --> 00:54:37,845
What if you two, on your way
to find the anaconda,
901
00:54:37,979 --> 00:54:40,982
ran into a total badass
on an incredible quest?
902
00:54:41,115 --> 00:54:43,251
Oh. That's interesting.
903
00:54:43,383 --> 00:54:46,754
Let me guess,
to expose illegal gold miners?
904
00:54:46,888 --> 00:54:47,955
Bingo.
905
00:54:48,089 --> 00:54:49,791
Raises the stakes.
Exactly.
906
00:54:49,924 --> 00:54:51,902
And while they're hunting down
this mythical snake,
907
00:54:51,926 --> 00:54:53,995
they actually end up
fighting the real villain.
908
00:54:54,629 --> 00:54:55,629
An even bigger snake.
909
00:54:55,730 --> 00:54:58,065
Man.
Oh, yeah. Yes.
910
00:54:58,199 --> 00:54:59,332
Man.
911
00:54:59,466 --> 00:55:00,935
I like this.
912
00:55:01,569 --> 00:55:03,303
This is good.
913
00:55:03,436 --> 00:55:06,107
And if we add this element, it
does make the movie much bigger.
914
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:08,743
Like, now, it's about something.
915
00:55:10,812 --> 00:55:11,812
Themes.
916
00:55:12,379 --> 00:55:14,314
Themes.
917
00:55:15,249 --> 00:55:16,349
Uh...
918
00:55:19,754 --> 00:55:20,788
Uh-huh.
919
00:55:20,922 --> 00:55:22,056
Yeah.
920
00:55:22,190 --> 00:55:23,991
Okay, guy...
You know what, guys?
921
00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:26,694
I didn't wanna
say anything before, but...
922
00:55:28,830 --> 00:55:30,565
this thing might be
an Awards play.
923
00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:35,203
I mean, the Academy
loves social horror.
924
00:55:35,335 --> 00:55:36,403
- Right?
- Yeah.
925
00:55:37,805 --> 00:55:41,341
Dude, you could be
the white Jordan Peele.
926
00:55:41,474 --> 00:55:44,245
I was thinking the same thing.
927
00:55:47,548 --> 00:55:49,784
We've been through so much,
you guys.
928
00:55:49,917 --> 00:55:51,652
Let's finish this movie.
929
00:55:53,921 --> 00:55:55,189
I'm in.
930
00:55:55,323 --> 00:55:57,124
Let's do it.
Yeah.
931
00:55:57,258 --> 00:56:01,996
Oh... Who are you gonna get to
play this new, awesome character?
932
00:56:05,867 --> 00:56:07,902
Ow!
933
00:56:09,203 --> 00:56:11,138
And cut. Yes!
934
00:56:11,272 --> 00:56:12,783
- Was it good?
- That's what I'm talking about.
935
00:56:12,807 --> 00:56:14,308
- Nice.
- Yeah.
936
00:56:14,441 --> 00:56:16,086
- You sure you've never acted before?
- I swear.
937
00:56:16,110 --> 00:56:17,879
Some of the best acting
I've ever seen.
938
00:56:18,012 --> 00:56:20,915
You're a natural. You're
incredible. Thank you.
939
00:56:21,048 --> 00:56:22,683
Take five. Next up, we got 72.
940
00:56:23,718 --> 00:56:26,921
Guys, you see what
I'm saying? Yeah.
941
00:56:27,054 --> 00:56:28,589
- She's incredible, right?
- Yeah.
942
00:56:28,723 --> 00:56:30,825
Hey...
a question, though.
943
00:56:30,958 --> 00:56:35,062
If... If she saves us, it doesn't really
give my character anything to do.
944
00:56:35,196 --> 00:56:36,264
Yeah.
945
00:56:36,396 --> 00:56:38,366
This was supposed to be
the moment
946
00:56:38,498 --> 00:56:40,301
where my character
starts falling for Derek,
947
00:56:40,433 --> 00:56:44,305
so he needs to do something
heroic, you know? Unselfish.
948
00:56:44,437 --> 00:56:46,941
I don't know, you guys, this
just feels like her moment,
949
00:56:47,074 --> 00:56:49,076
she actually did it
in real life.
950
00:56:49,210 --> 00:56:52,213
But good news, I'm gonna shoot
all the rest on her
951
00:56:52,346 --> 00:56:54,081
so you guys have the day off.
952
00:56:54,649 --> 00:56:56,050
See you later.
953
00:56:57,084 --> 00:56:58,586
Take the day off.
954
00:56:59,987 --> 00:57:01,088
Huh.
955
00:57:07,028 --> 00:57:10,598
This is our movie,
Griff, and he's just cutting us out.
956
00:57:10,731 --> 00:57:12,767
Yep. Welcome
to show business, baby.
957
00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:15,803
You're not in it unless you're
getting screwed over by your friends.
958
00:57:17,437 --> 00:57:18,539
Yeah.
959
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:24,512
You ever wake up and wonder
what the hell have I done with my life?
960
00:57:24,645 --> 00:57:27,415
Oh, yeah.
Like, every day. Mmm.
961
00:57:27,548 --> 00:57:29,984
Hey, at least you had the guts
to go after what you wanted.
962
00:57:30,117 --> 00:57:32,353
No. You think I wanted
to go to law school?
963
00:57:32,485 --> 00:57:34,255
What have I got to show
for it though, huh?
964
00:57:34,388 --> 00:57:35,923
You know what I have?
965
00:57:36,057 --> 00:57:40,161
I have a terrible apartment
and a 74-year-old roommate.
966
00:57:40,294 --> 00:57:44,432
Sometimes I go to Trader
Joe's just to feel air conditioning.
967
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,535
You at least have a career.
968
00:57:49,003 --> 00:57:51,038
I mean, what do I have
to show for it?
969
00:57:52,239 --> 00:57:55,276
I've got no family. No career.
970
00:57:56,243 --> 00:57:57,945
Never done anything
that matters.
971
00:57:58,079 --> 00:57:59,580
No nothing.
972
00:58:01,949 --> 00:58:03,184
It's never too late.
973
00:58:12,793 --> 00:58:14,104
Griff, I know you're in there.
974
00:58:14,128 --> 00:58:15,463
Let's make a movie.
975
00:58:18,766 --> 00:58:19,800
Ugh.
976
00:58:19,934 --> 00:58:21,469
Hola, amigo.
977
00:58:21,602 --> 00:58:23,738
Jesus. Come on, get dressed.
We've got a packed day.
978
00:58:23,871 --> 00:58:25,449
What are you talking about?
I am dressed.
979
00:58:25,473 --> 00:58:27,475
I'm dressed really...
very nicely.
980
00:58:27,608 --> 00:58:29,477
All right. Can you just
take a cold shower?
981
00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:31,212
We gotta film, like, now.
982
00:58:31,345 --> 00:58:33,490
Here's an idea. You know what
you should call the movie?
983
00:58:33,514 --> 00:58:35,916
Ana-conda. Get it?
984
00:58:36,050 --> 00:58:37,885
Ana-conda, 'cause of Ana.
985
00:58:38,019 --> 00:58:39,887
Can you just get in costume?
986
00:58:40,021 --> 00:58:41,331
Man, you know what?
You wouldn't even be here
987
00:58:41,355 --> 00:58:42,857
if it wasn't for me.
988
00:58:42,990 --> 00:58:44,725
Without me, you'd still
be stuck in Buffalo
989
00:58:44,859 --> 00:58:47,061
shooting your bullshit
wedding videos.
990
00:58:47,194 --> 00:58:48,929
Films.
991
00:58:49,063 --> 00:58:50,865
Yeah, you can
tell yourself that.
992
00:58:50,998 --> 00:58:53,734
My God, you know what?
I... I... I vouched for you too.
993
00:58:53,868 --> 00:58:55,002
Even the rights holders,
994
00:58:55,136 --> 00:58:56,246
they're like,
"Who is this guy?"
995
00:58:56,270 --> 00:58:57,705
I said, "Trust me. He's good."
996
00:58:59,707 --> 00:59:00,741
What is that?
997
00:59:04,612 --> 00:59:06,047
Attention, all crew.
998
00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:09,417
Let's get prepped
for scene 85, location Bravo.
999
00:59:09,550 --> 00:59:10,885
Five minutes.
1000
00:59:11,018 --> 00:59:12,319
Are they making a movie?
1001
00:59:12,453 --> 00:59:14,055
Five minutes to arrival.
1002
00:59:14,188 --> 00:59:17,358
Excuse me,
are you guys shooting a movie?
1003
00:59:17,491 --> 00:59:19,660
We're doing a reboot
of Anaconda.
1004
00:59:20,461 --> 00:59:21,662
Come again?
1005
00:59:21,796 --> 00:59:23,364
A reboot of Anaconda.
1006
00:59:23,497 --> 00:59:25,066
Anaconda?
1007
00:59:25,199 --> 00:59:27,301
- Like, Ice Cube Anaconda?
- Yeah.
1008
00:59:27,435 --> 00:59:29,470
Sony is rebooting it.
1009
00:59:29,603 --> 00:59:32,039
I know. No new ideas.
1010
00:59:46,053 --> 00:59:47,455
That's weird.
1011
00:59:49,558 --> 00:59:51,459
So, let me get this straight.
1012
00:59:51,592 --> 00:59:54,128
You don't have the rights
to Anaconda?
1013
00:59:55,362 --> 00:59:56,397
No, well, I...
1014
00:59:57,566 --> 00:59:59,433
Not legally.
1015
00:59:59,568 --> 01:00:02,603
And you've never owned
the rights to Anaconda?
1016
01:00:05,439 --> 01:00:06,974
I mean, who owns Anaconda?
1017
01:00:07,108 --> 01:00:09,877
Sony. Sony owns Anaconda.
1018
01:00:10,010 --> 01:00:11,412
Yeah, no, no, I know. I know.
1019
01:00:11,546 --> 01:00:14,115
I mean, like, you know, like,
in the larger sense.
1020
01:00:14,248 --> 01:00:16,585
Why would you tell us
that you had the rights
1021
01:00:16,717 --> 01:00:19,153
to the goddamn
Anaconda franchise
1022
01:00:19,286 --> 01:00:21,590
when you very much
don't have the rights
1023
01:00:21,722 --> 01:00:24,058
to the goddamn
Anaconda franchise?
1024
01:00:24,191 --> 01:00:26,894
Do we... really
even need the rights?
1025
01:00:27,027 --> 01:00:28,563
Really? I mean, like,
who gives a shit?
1026
01:00:30,431 --> 01:00:32,032
- About IP?
- Yeah.
1027
01:00:32,166 --> 01:00:34,301
Literally everyone.
1028
01:00:34,435 --> 01:00:37,371
That's what big movies are!
That's why we're here!
1029
01:00:37,506 --> 01:00:38,748
You think that's why we're here?
1030
01:00:38,772 --> 01:00:40,007
Yes, that's why we're here!
1031
01:00:40,141 --> 01:00:41,809
We almost died!
1032
01:00:41,942 --> 01:00:45,446
We're out in the middle of
the goddamn jungle for a lie!
1033
01:00:45,580 --> 01:00:47,148
I had to lie!
1034
01:00:47,982 --> 01:00:49,150
I had to lie to you!
1035
01:00:49,283 --> 01:00:50,563
You wouldn't have
come otherwise!
1036
01:00:50,684 --> 01:00:52,062
You wouldn't...
None of you would have...
1037
01:00:52,086 --> 01:00:54,688
Bullshit!
Not bullshit.
1038
01:00:54,822 --> 01:00:57,134
It's why you never came out to
LA with me in the first place,
1039
01:00:57,158 --> 01:01:00,094
even though we had
a whole plan to work together.
1040
01:01:00,227 --> 01:01:03,264
Your whole life, you've just...
it's been dictated by fear.
1041
01:01:05,099 --> 01:01:06,133
Griff,
1042
01:01:07,735 --> 01:01:08,769
you're fired.
1043
01:01:09,571 --> 01:01:11,138
- What?
- You're fired.
1044
01:01:14,141 --> 01:01:15,276
No. No, I'm not.
1045
01:01:15,409 --> 01:01:17,044
You can't fire me.
You know why?
1046
01:01:17,811 --> 01:01:19,648
Because I quit already.
1047
01:01:20,582 --> 01:01:21,582
Last night.
1048
01:01:24,818 --> 01:01:26,353
I just didn't tell anybody yet.
1049
01:01:27,454 --> 01:01:28,489
So...
1050
01:01:30,991 --> 01:01:33,528
Too bad for you, I guess,
because I already quit.
1051
01:01:48,510 --> 01:01:50,010
Griff, wait!
1052
01:01:50,844 --> 01:01:52,547
Where are you even gonna go?
1053
01:01:52,681 --> 01:01:54,048
To find the Anaconda boat.
1054
01:01:54,181 --> 01:01:55,461
Maybe they can help me get home.
1055
01:01:55,584 --> 01:01:57,851
Just think about this.
It's not safe.
1056
01:01:57,985 --> 01:01:59,286
That's a tiny boat.
1057
01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:01,355
There's a giant snake out there.
1058
01:02:04,124 --> 01:02:05,694
Please don't do this.
1059
01:02:08,630 --> 01:02:09,863
Griff.
1060
01:02:52,439 --> 01:02:53,508
J.Lo?
1061
01:02:54,074 --> 01:02:55,175
Ice Cube?
1062
01:02:56,777 --> 01:02:59,681
Jon Voight?
Are you in this one?
1063
01:02:59,813 --> 01:03:00,924
Help me!
1064
01:03:00,948 --> 01:03:02,182
Help me, man! Help me!
1065
01:03:02,316 --> 01:03:03,685
- Hey!
- Help me!
1066
01:03:03,817 --> 01:03:05,754
- It's okay. It's okay.
- Help! Help me!
1067
01:03:05,886 --> 01:03:07,531
- Calm down. I'll come get you.
- Oh, my...
1068
01:03:07,555 --> 01:03:09,456
It's okay. You're safe.
1069
01:03:09,591 --> 01:03:10,924
- You're safe.
- Oh, thank God.
1070
01:03:11,626 --> 01:03:13,827
Oh, shit! Oh, God!
1071
01:03:19,133 --> 01:03:20,167
Oh, God!
1072
01:03:21,869 --> 01:03:25,072
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
1073
01:03:27,642 --> 01:03:29,009
Doug!
Mm-hmm?
1074
01:03:29,143 --> 01:03:31,245
Doug, what's going on?
Why have we stopped?
1075
01:03:31,378 --> 01:03:35,182
Well, Ana found a great place
to shoot the next scene.
1076
01:03:35,316 --> 01:03:36,685
To shoot?
The next scene? What?
1077
01:03:36,817 --> 01:03:39,219
Look. Look, okay, I know.
Losing Griff was hard,
1078
01:03:39,353 --> 01:03:41,723
but between the four of us,
we can finish this film.
1079
01:03:41,855 --> 01:03:43,135
I'm not going home empty-handed.
1080
01:03:43,257 --> 01:03:45,426
Come on, man. Without Griff...
1081
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,127
That's not part of the plan.
1082
01:03:47,261 --> 01:03:49,963
Well, plans change and that's
part of filmmaking too.
1083
01:03:50,097 --> 01:03:52,032
No, no, Doug,
we have to go back for him.
1084
01:03:52,166 --> 01:03:53,467
He's not safe out there.
Yeah.
1085
01:03:53,601 --> 01:03:55,202
Ana. We need to turn
the boat around.
1086
01:03:55,336 --> 01:03:57,004
We are not turning
the boat around.
1087
01:03:57,137 --> 01:03:58,839
Yeah, we're not turning
the boat around.
1088
01:03:58,972 --> 01:04:01,241
Everyone off the boat now.
1089
01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:02,375
What's going on?
1090
01:04:04,011 --> 01:04:06,046
Ana, what are you doing?
1091
01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:07,816
This definitely isn't the plan.
1092
01:04:07,948 --> 01:04:09,784
Well, plans change, Doug.
1093
01:04:09,917 --> 01:04:11,352
Isn't that filmmaking?
1094
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:14,600
And every good film needs
a bit of a twist.
1095
01:04:15,322 --> 01:04:18,025
Everyone off the boat now!
1096
01:05:01,001 --> 01:05:02,136
Oh...
1097
01:05:10,344 --> 01:05:11,378
To the dock.
1098
01:05:37,906 --> 01:05:40,183
You're gonna carry these for
me back to the boat. Let's go.
1099
01:05:40,207 --> 01:05:41,275
And then what?
1100
01:05:42,276 --> 01:05:43,516
And then you're gonna shoot us?
1101
01:05:43,578 --> 01:05:44,646
Now!
1102
01:05:46,113 --> 01:05:47,481
I'm not going anywhere
1103
01:05:47,615 --> 01:05:49,450
until you tell me
what's inside these bags.
1104
01:05:49,584 --> 01:05:51,985
You wanna look at it?
Look at it.
1105
01:05:54,455 --> 01:05:55,690
Huh.
1106
01:05:59,627 --> 01:06:01,930
Wait. Is...
Is that...
1107
01:06:03,330 --> 01:06:04,866
Gold?
1108
01:06:04,998 --> 01:06:07,267
So you're the miner?
You did all of this for money?
1109
01:06:07,401 --> 01:06:08,536
Very quick, Claire.
1110
01:06:09,938 --> 01:06:10,971
No!
1111
01:06:12,372 --> 01:06:14,341
I'm not gonna be part
of your sick quest for...
1112
01:06:14,475 --> 01:06:15,610
Ooh! Holy shit.
1113
01:06:27,555 --> 01:06:29,022
And you, don't move!
1114
01:06:33,393 --> 01:06:34,495
I'm with the government.
1115
01:06:34,629 --> 01:06:36,531
We track illegal gold miners.
1116
01:06:36,664 --> 01:06:37,699
And Ana here runs one
1117
01:06:37,832 --> 01:06:39,333
of the biggest rings in Brazil.
1118
01:06:44,438 --> 01:06:45,640
Don't trust anything she says.
1119
01:06:45,773 --> 01:06:47,675
She's a liar.
She's a damn liar.
1120
01:06:47,809 --> 01:06:49,409
We're filmmakers from Buffalo.
1121
01:06:49,544 --> 01:06:51,913
We're working on
a spiritual sequel to Anaconda,
1122
01:06:52,045 --> 01:06:53,423
and I don't know
if she mentioned that,
1123
01:06:53,447 --> 01:06:54,716
but it's not just a reboot,
1124
01:06:54,849 --> 01:06:56,569
and I kicked out my friend
who had the lead,
1125
01:06:56,651 --> 01:06:58,820
and I gave her a juicy-ass role,
1126
01:06:58,953 --> 01:07:00,698
- and this is how she treats...
- Really juicy!
1127
01:07:00,722 --> 01:07:02,802
Shut up! I don't know what
you're talking about, man.
1128
01:07:02,891 --> 01:07:04,826
Off-topic. Go, arrest her.
1129
01:07:04,959 --> 01:07:06,059
Oh, thank God.
1130
01:07:19,339 --> 01:07:20,508
Oh, my God!
1131
01:07:22,710 --> 01:07:24,344
Who shot me?
1132
01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:27,180
That'd be me, asshole.
1133
01:07:27,314 --> 01:07:29,851
Griff, no. He was a good guy.
1134
01:07:29,984 --> 01:07:31,853
- I'm a good guy.
- He's a cop.
1135
01:07:31,986 --> 01:07:33,053
Look, I don't... What?
1136
01:07:34,656 --> 01:07:35,990
I'm a good guy.
1137
01:07:36,123 --> 01:07:37,501
Drop it. On your knees now,
the four of you,
1138
01:07:37,525 --> 01:07:38,693
facing the water.
1139
01:07:40,494 --> 01:07:41,930
- Wait. I...
- Now.
1140
01:07:56,176 --> 01:07:58,813
No, no, Ana.
Don't... Don't do this.
1141
01:07:58,947 --> 01:08:00,615
You too, Claire.
On your knees, now.
1142
01:08:00,748 --> 01:08:02,449
You don't have
to be this person.
1143
01:08:03,685 --> 01:08:06,921
I have children at home.
They're 10 and 13.
1144
01:08:07,421 --> 01:08:08,455
Please.
1145
01:08:08,957 --> 01:08:10,257
Please.
1146
01:08:10,390 --> 01:08:12,159
Think about what
you're doing to my kids.
1147
01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:14,328
Just shut your mouth.
Turn around now.
1148
01:08:22,202 --> 01:08:23,403
On your knees.
1149
01:08:24,171 --> 01:08:25,272
Now!
1150
01:08:26,908 --> 01:08:29,276
- Toma!
- Toma!
1151
01:08:29,409 --> 01:08:31,045
- Eat that shit!
- Nice!
1152
01:08:32,747 --> 01:08:35,215
For the record, that's
how you headbutt, bitch!
1153
01:08:39,386 --> 01:08:40,822
You won't do it.
1154
01:08:40,955 --> 01:08:42,715
You don't have the balls.
I know you, Claire.
1155
01:08:42,790 --> 01:08:44,224
You don't know me.
1156
01:08:44,358 --> 01:08:45,593
I don't even have kids.
1157
01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:54,134
Jesus Christ!
1158
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:03,511
- What a snake!
- No. No, wait. Wait.
1159
01:09:03,645 --> 01:09:05,113
I think the boat
is back that way!
1160
01:09:05,245 --> 01:09:07,214
Yeah, but so is the snake.
We can't go that way!
1161
01:09:07,347 --> 01:09:09,717
We gotta take this trail
and get to the high ground.
1162
01:09:09,851 --> 01:09:11,986
- Wait. What's that?
- What?
1163
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:13,487
What?
1164
01:09:13,621 --> 01:09:15,155
Oh, shit!
1165
01:09:15,288 --> 01:09:16,600
Oh, my God.
1166
01:09:16,624 --> 01:09:17,792
Did it bite you?
1167
01:09:17,925 --> 01:09:19,402
Yeah, you know what,
I think it bit me.
1168
01:09:19,426 --> 01:09:20,738
- I think it got me.
- Dougie, I know it hurts,
1169
01:09:20,762 --> 01:09:22,130
but we gotta get out of here now
1170
01:09:22,262 --> 01:09:23,831
because the snake is out there!
1171
01:09:23,965 --> 01:09:26,768
I'm sorry, I can't move.
My leg is freaking out.
1172
01:09:26,901 --> 01:09:28,502
What are we gonna do?
1173
01:09:28,636 --> 01:09:30,705
We're gonna have to piss
on you, man.
1174
01:09:31,405 --> 01:09:32,640
Huh?
On the bite.
1175
01:09:32,774 --> 01:09:33,941
It's the only way.
1176
01:09:34,075 --> 01:09:35,475
I thought that
was just jellyfish.
1177
01:09:35,610 --> 01:09:38,178
No, no, no, no.
It's all animals.
1178
01:09:38,311 --> 01:09:39,781
Are you sure?
Positive.
1179
01:09:39,914 --> 01:09:41,849
Someone's gotta piss.
I need one of your pisses.
1180
01:09:41,983 --> 01:09:43,985
I'd love to be able
to help out, but I'm just...
1181
01:09:44,118 --> 01:09:47,187
I am drained, tapped, bone-dry.
1182
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:48,856
Claire, you wanna
take care of this?
1183
01:09:48,990 --> 01:09:50,692
I'm wearing a onesie.
1184
01:09:50,825 --> 01:09:53,003
Kenny, we don't have time to
argue about this. You're up.
1185
01:09:53,027 --> 01:09:54,762
You know this isn't possible.
1186
01:09:55,362 --> 01:09:56,363
Why not?
1187
01:09:56,496 --> 01:09:57,765
Because he's...
1188
01:09:58,800 --> 01:09:59,800
Pee shy.
1189
01:09:59,867 --> 01:10:01,002
Pee shy?
1190
01:10:01,135 --> 01:10:02,603
I have urinary stage fright.
1191
01:10:02,737 --> 01:10:04,872
I haven't been able
to pee in public in 35 years.
1192
01:10:05,006 --> 01:10:06,541
My life sucks!
1193
01:10:06,674 --> 01:10:07,674
You can do this.
1194
01:10:07,742 --> 01:10:09,276
You have to do this.
1195
01:10:09,877 --> 01:10:11,179
Whiz on me.
1196
01:10:11,311 --> 01:10:12,914
- You got it, buddy.
- Okay.
1197
01:10:13,047 --> 01:10:15,850
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
1198
01:10:15,983 --> 01:10:17,226
- You can do it.
- You can do it.
1199
01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:19,620
Let it flow.
Let it flow. Yeah.
1200
01:10:19,754 --> 01:10:21,989
Just piss on me. Come on.
Whiz on me.
1201
01:10:22,123 --> 01:10:23,758
Whiz on me. Do it. Whiz on me.
1202
01:10:23,891 --> 01:10:26,527
You...
You don't think I want to?
1203
01:10:27,662 --> 01:10:29,731
I would love to piss
all over you, man.
1204
01:10:30,464 --> 01:10:31,933
But it's not in the cards!
1205
01:10:32,066 --> 01:10:34,234
Whiz on me. Now.
I can't. I'm trying.
1206
01:10:34,367 --> 01:10:36,938
You can do it! Whiz on me!
I'm trying my hardest!
1207
01:10:37,071 --> 01:10:39,173
Do it, Ken! Do it, Ken.
Do it. Do it.
1208
01:10:39,306 --> 01:10:40,775
That is an order!
Whiz on me now!
1209
01:10:40,908 --> 01:10:43,111
Okay! Okay.
1210
01:10:43,243 --> 01:10:45,278
You got it, buddy.
You do it.
1211
01:10:46,180 --> 01:10:48,248
- There's one more problem.
- What?
1212
01:10:48,381 --> 01:10:50,250
I haven't told you about this.
1213
01:10:50,383 --> 01:10:52,053
I can only pee sitting down.
1214
01:10:52,186 --> 01:10:53,554
Jesus Christ!
1215
01:10:53,688 --> 01:10:55,223
I need a chair.
1216
01:10:57,390 --> 01:10:59,093
Come on, come on, come on.
1217
01:10:59,861 --> 01:11:01,229
Come on, buddy.
1218
01:11:01,361 --> 01:11:02,897
Come on, Kenny.
Come on, come on.
1219
01:11:03,030 --> 01:11:04,132
Just do it. Do it!
1220
01:11:04,264 --> 01:11:05,767
Come on, buddy.
Do it.
1221
01:11:05,900 --> 01:11:06,968
Come on, buddy.
1222
01:11:13,975 --> 01:11:16,244
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1223
01:11:16,376 --> 01:11:18,780
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Nice!
1224
01:11:18,913 --> 01:11:21,949
- Yes! Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah!
1225
01:11:32,093 --> 01:11:35,797
Yeah!
1226
01:11:54,048 --> 01:11:55,683
Griff, I'm sorry about
1227
01:11:55,817 --> 01:11:58,119
what I said before on the boat.
1228
01:11:58,753 --> 01:12:01,055
The truth is,
1229
01:12:01,189 --> 01:12:04,125
I've been jealous of you
for a long, long time.
1230
01:12:04,625 --> 01:12:05,993
Jealous?
1231
01:12:06,127 --> 01:12:07,805
For having the balls
to do what I couldn't.
1232
01:12:07,829 --> 01:12:09,163
For going after what you wanted.
1233
01:12:09,297 --> 01:12:11,398
Going to LA
and putting yourself on the...
1234
01:12:13,968 --> 01:12:15,236
Oh, my God!
1235
01:12:15,368 --> 01:12:16,971
- Oh, shit!
- Doug!
1236
01:12:17,104 --> 01:12:18,338
Oh, my God!
1237
01:12:20,373 --> 01:12:22,009
We have...
We have to go after him!
1238
01:12:22,143 --> 01:12:23,644
We gotta get out of here.
1239
01:12:23,778 --> 01:12:25,058
We do not have a choice.
Come on.
1240
01:12:35,923 --> 01:12:36,958
Griff.
1241
01:12:38,526 --> 01:12:40,328
Oh, Griff.
1242
01:12:40,995 --> 01:12:42,864
Oh.
1243
01:12:43,430 --> 01:12:44,532
What did I do?
1244
01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:47,168
I tricked him into coming here,
1245
01:12:47,301 --> 01:12:48,401
and now he's dead.
1246
01:12:48,536 --> 01:12:52,006
No. No.
We all chose to be here.
1247
01:12:52,139 --> 01:12:53,373
I wish it was me.
1248
01:12:54,275 --> 01:12:55,676
It should be me.
1249
01:12:55,810 --> 01:12:57,879
This is not your fault,
and we have to keep going.
1250
01:12:58,012 --> 01:13:02,250
Hey, guys, I think I found out
which way we should go.
1251
01:13:16,530 --> 01:13:17,565
Hey.
1252
01:13:20,500 --> 01:13:21,500
It's a...
1253
01:13:21,569 --> 01:13:22,937
It's a big open field.
1254
01:13:23,070 --> 01:13:25,306
We gotta get across it
to get to the boat.
1255
01:13:25,438 --> 01:13:26,774
But we can't just run across.
1256
01:13:26,908 --> 01:13:28,676
It's too exposed.
1257
01:13:28,809 --> 01:13:30,344
The snake could come
from anywhere.
1258
01:13:31,679 --> 01:13:33,681
Maybe we can create
a distraction.
1259
01:13:34,849 --> 01:13:37,919
Yeah, yeah, maybe, but,
I mean, how do we do that?
1260
01:13:39,587 --> 01:13:41,289
I mean, it's gonna
be... What?
1261
01:13:55,502 --> 01:13:56,904
It's here.
1262
01:14:25,733 --> 01:14:26,767
What?
1263
01:14:27,601 --> 01:14:28,602
What?
1264
01:14:28,736 --> 01:14:31,772
Oh, my God. Doug. Doug, no.
1265
01:14:33,074 --> 01:14:34,675
Oh, Dougie. Dougie.
1266
01:14:34,809 --> 01:14:37,078
Come on, man.
Is he...
1267
01:14:38,079 --> 01:14:40,314
Oh, Jesus Christ.
1268
01:14:44,885 --> 01:14:46,654
Wait. Wait.
1269
01:14:50,224 --> 01:14:52,860
Maybe Doug is the distraction.
1270
01:14:54,494 --> 01:14:55,930
How?
1271
01:14:56,063 --> 01:14:58,099
I know this is horrible, okay?
1272
01:14:58,232 --> 01:15:01,402
But if we can drag Doug out
into the field,
1273
01:15:01,535 --> 01:15:02,903
prop him up
1274
01:15:03,771 --> 01:15:06,407
and attach the boar to his back
1275
01:15:06,540 --> 01:15:09,176
wouldn't we make it really hard
1276
01:15:09,310 --> 01:15:10,878
for the snake to swallow him?
1277
01:15:11,812 --> 01:15:13,547
It'll occupy the snake
long enough
1278
01:15:13,681 --> 01:15:15,416
for us to get across the field
1279
01:15:15,549 --> 01:15:17,151
and get back to the boat.
1280
01:15:17,284 --> 01:15:19,720
Mmm, it's a really smart idea.
1281
01:15:24,692 --> 01:15:25,926
Oh, guys, this is horrible.
1282
01:15:26,060 --> 01:15:27,395
If it meant saving all of us,
1283
01:15:27,528 --> 01:15:28,888
I'm sure Doug
would've wanted this.
1284
01:15:28,963 --> 01:15:30,498
I'm not sure
he would've wanted this.
1285
01:15:30,631 --> 01:15:31,432
Wait.
1286
01:15:31,565 --> 01:15:33,034
We gotta go, guys.
1287
01:15:33,167 --> 01:15:34,807
What are you gonna
do? What are you doing?
1288
01:15:36,103 --> 01:15:38,072
Snakes, they love squirrel meat.
1289
01:15:54,889 --> 01:15:57,558
Wait, the snake
is right behind him.
1290
01:16:08,903 --> 01:16:09,937
Oh.
1291
01:16:13,207 --> 01:16:14,308
I can't...
1292
01:16:23,552 --> 01:16:24,718
Oh, shit!
1293
01:16:28,889 --> 01:16:30,925
- He's alive! He's alive!
- He's alive!
1294
01:16:31,058 --> 01:16:32,960
I thought you checked
his pulse! I did!
1295
01:16:33,094 --> 01:16:35,062
Well, you did a shitty job!
1296
01:16:35,196 --> 01:16:36,297
What the fuck?
1297
01:16:37,998 --> 01:16:39,876
- Doug! Watch out! Run!
- Doug! Run!
1298
01:16:39,900 --> 01:16:41,570
Come on, Doug, run!
1299
01:16:41,702 --> 01:16:44,238
- Hey!
- Run! Faster!
1300
01:16:44,371 --> 01:16:45,406
Hey.
1301
01:16:45,540 --> 01:16:47,408
Doug, run!
Doug!
1302
01:16:47,542 --> 01:16:49,544
- What?
- He's right behind you!
1303
01:16:49,677 --> 01:16:51,212
- What?
- Run, Doug!
1304
01:16:51,345 --> 01:16:53,948
Doug!
1305
01:16:54,081 --> 01:16:55,149
Oh, shit!
1306
01:16:55,282 --> 01:16:57,218
Shit, shit.
1307
01:16:57,351 --> 01:16:59,920
Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Shit.
1308
01:17:00,688 --> 01:17:01,789
Oh, shit.
1309
01:17:01,922 --> 01:17:02,922
Run!
Run!
1310
01:17:03,023 --> 01:17:04,892
- Run, Doug! Run!
- Run!
1311
01:17:05,025 --> 01:17:06,293
What the hell is on my back?
1312
01:17:06,427 --> 01:17:08,262
It's a long story! Just run!
1313
01:17:15,903 --> 01:17:17,104
Shit!
1314
01:17:21,442 --> 01:17:24,145
God, help me! Ah! Jesus!
1315
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:28,682
Damn it. This thing's alive!
1316
01:17:28,816 --> 01:17:30,519
This thing's alive!
1317
01:17:30,651 --> 01:17:32,119
It's trying to bite me!
1318
01:17:32,253 --> 01:17:33,854
It's trying to bite me!
1319
01:17:33,988 --> 01:17:35,890
Doug! Run!
1320
01:17:42,329 --> 01:17:44,533
Holy shit!
Get back to the boat!
1321
01:17:44,665 --> 01:17:47,334
Get back to the boat! Go!
1322
01:17:47,468 --> 01:17:50,838
- Boat! Go! Go! Go!
- It was right behind me!
1323
01:17:55,376 --> 01:17:56,977
- Okay. All right. All right.
- Okay.
1324
01:17:57,111 --> 01:17:58,746
I think we're okay.
I think we're okay.
1325
01:17:58,879 --> 01:17:59,879
Oh, God.
1326
01:17:59,980 --> 01:18:02,149
All right. All right. We... Oh.
1327
01:18:02,283 --> 01:18:03,817
What the hell!
1328
01:18:03,951 --> 01:18:05,686
I thought I was dead.
1329
01:18:07,154 --> 01:18:08,822
How you doing, Dougie?
1330
01:18:08,956 --> 01:18:10,057
I'm okay now.
Good.
1331
01:18:10,191 --> 01:18:11,268
I thought we lost you, man.
1332
01:18:11,292 --> 01:18:12,493
Can I say something?
1333
01:18:13,427 --> 01:18:14,895
I'm... I'm sorry.
1334
01:18:15,029 --> 01:18:17,831
I think I got so caught up
in wanting to play a hero,
1335
01:18:17,965 --> 01:18:19,333
that I lost sight of what it is
1336
01:18:19,466 --> 01:18:20,968
that's really important to me.
1337
01:18:21,101 --> 01:18:23,404
And that's just making stuff
with you guys again.
1338
01:18:24,305 --> 01:18:25,973
Griff, I feel
the exact same way.
1339
01:18:26,106 --> 01:18:27,106
I love you guys.
1340
01:18:27,174 --> 01:18:29,076
I just have one question.
1341
01:18:31,478 --> 01:18:32,813
Whose idea was it to put
1342
01:18:32,947 --> 01:18:34,683
that dead squirrel in my mouth?
1343
01:18:36,350 --> 01:18:38,653
It was like a group decision.
It wasn't...
1344
01:18:38,786 --> 01:18:39,887
Really?
1345
01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:41,422
Yeah, it wasn't like one person.
1346
01:18:42,189 --> 01:18:44,091
Snakes love squirrel meat.
1347
01:18:44,225 --> 01:18:45,560
I knew it was your idea!
1348
01:18:45,694 --> 01:18:47,461
Guys, come on.
We gotta keep moving.
1349
01:18:47,596 --> 01:18:49,876
All right, well, I made a
choice and I'm sticking with it.
1350
01:19:09,551 --> 01:19:11,385
Holy shit.
1351
01:19:12,554 --> 01:19:14,488
It's the Anaconda set.
1352
01:19:14,623 --> 01:19:16,890
What happened?
It's destroyed.
1353
01:19:25,099 --> 01:19:26,133
Hello?
1354
01:19:27,868 --> 01:19:30,572
Is anyone there? Hello?
1355
01:19:32,806 --> 01:19:34,008
Can you help us?
1356
01:19:36,810 --> 01:19:38,647
What? I...
1357
01:19:43,951 --> 01:19:45,687
What? Again, sorry?
1358
01:19:47,756 --> 01:19:49,189
Behind you!
1359
01:20:00,635 --> 01:20:02,970
♪ Back in black
I hit the sack ♪
1360
01:20:03,103 --> 01:20:05,640
♪ I've been too long
I'm glad to be back ♪
1361
01:20:05,774 --> 01:20:07,474
♪ Yes, I'm let loose ♪
1362
01:20:07,609 --> 01:20:09,109
♪ From the noose ♪
1363
01:20:09,243 --> 01:20:12,046
♪ That's kept me
Hanging about ♪
1364
01:20:13,213 --> 01:20:15,983
Holy shit. Ice Cube?
1365
01:20:16,116 --> 01:20:19,587
Who'd you think it was,
Jon Voight? Let's go.
1366
01:20:20,655 --> 01:20:23,424
♪ Yes, I'm back in black ♪
1367
01:20:26,260 --> 01:20:27,505
Let's go, let's go,
let's go. Now.
1368
01:20:27,529 --> 01:20:29,531
In here.
Get in here, tube socks.
1369
01:20:43,477 --> 01:20:44,612
We're good.
1370
01:20:45,312 --> 01:20:46,947
Hey, are you okay?
1371
01:20:47,081 --> 01:20:50,384
Yeah, I'm all right.
The snake tore up the set.
1372
01:20:50,518 --> 01:20:53,320
Everybody scattered.
Lamp hit me, I'm down.
1373
01:20:53,454 --> 01:20:56,023
I get up, nobody there.
1374
01:20:56,156 --> 01:20:59,059
- What about J.Lo?
- Yeah, and Eric Stoltz?
1375
01:20:59,193 --> 01:21:01,028
Jenny from the block,
so she gonna be okay,
1376
01:21:01,161 --> 01:21:03,698
but Eric ain't from the block.
1377
01:21:03,832 --> 01:21:05,966
- Jesus.
- Damn it.
1378
01:21:06,100 --> 01:21:08,369
I don't know
how we're gonna do it,
1379
01:21:08,502 --> 01:21:10,371
but we have to kill it
before it kills us.
1380
01:21:10,504 --> 01:21:12,072
I'm with that, I'm with that.
1381
01:21:12,206 --> 01:21:14,475
Hey, how were they gonna do it
in your script?
1382
01:21:15,844 --> 01:21:19,179
I don't know. The writer
never finished the third act.
1383
01:21:19,313 --> 01:21:22,784
What? You guys started
shooting before you knew the end?
1384
01:21:22,916 --> 01:21:25,219
Welcome to Hollywood, buttercup.
1385
01:21:25,352 --> 01:21:28,556
That's what they do. They
just make it up as they go along.
1386
01:21:28,690 --> 01:21:31,693
What was the general gist? Do
you have any idea? Was anything...
1387
01:21:31,826 --> 01:21:35,429
All I know is they were setting
up pyrotechnics all through here.
1388
01:21:35,563 --> 01:21:37,231
Is it still up?
1389
01:21:37,364 --> 01:21:39,433
It's hooked up, but I don't
know how to work pyro.
1390
01:21:39,567 --> 01:21:43,805
Kenny, you know
how to ignite pyro, right?
1391
01:21:43,937 --> 01:21:45,649
- Not a problem, boss.
- Hey, hey.
1392
01:21:45,673 --> 01:21:47,241
I don't know
what y'all talking about.
1393
01:21:47,374 --> 01:21:49,042
I gotta go
save J.Lo and Stoltz.
1394
01:21:49,176 --> 01:21:50,310
Okay.
Really?
1395
01:21:50,444 --> 01:21:52,379
- You go.
- You're going after them?
1396
01:21:52,514 --> 01:21:55,750
They the homies, okay? I can't
leave 'em out here with the ops.
1397
01:21:55,884 --> 01:21:59,219
I got to go and represent.
They my cast mates.
1398
01:21:59,353 --> 01:22:02,222
Actors code. Respect.
1399
01:22:02,356 --> 01:22:03,390
Yeah, yeah.
1400
01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:06,160
Can we get a...
Do you mind?
1401
01:22:06,293 --> 01:22:08,996
- We're such fans of everything you do.
- Come on, please.
1402
01:22:11,365 --> 01:22:14,401
Man, y'all groupied out. Y'all
groupied out. What? Let's go.
1403
01:22:14,536 --> 01:22:17,304
- Yes!
- Okay. Everybody get in here. Grin. Okay.
1404
01:22:19,774 --> 01:22:22,142
Don't post that.
No, no, no.
1405
01:22:22,276 --> 01:22:24,111
Can we get one more for safety?
1406
01:22:24,244 --> 01:22:25,856
I don't think
my face was totally in there.
1407
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:27,715
No, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
1408
01:22:27,849 --> 01:22:30,150
You're gonna need that.
Oh. You sure?
1409
01:22:30,284 --> 01:22:31,920
Of course.
1410
01:22:32,052 --> 01:22:33,788
I got another one.
1411
01:22:34,789 --> 01:22:37,424
All right. Keep it gangster.
1412
01:22:43,297 --> 01:22:44,465
Legend.
1413
01:22:44,599 --> 01:22:46,333
You thinking what I'm thinking?
1414
01:22:46,467 --> 01:22:47,501
Oh, yeah.
1415
01:22:49,269 --> 01:22:51,773
It could work, right?
Hundred percent.
1416
01:22:53,608 --> 01:22:56,477
What are you... What are
you thinking? Just so I'm...
1417
01:22:56,611 --> 01:22:58,731
Just to make sure that it's
exactly what I'm thinking.
1418
01:22:58,780 --> 01:23:00,123
Which I'm sure it is,
totally. I mean...
1419
01:23:00,147 --> 01:23:01,649
I'm super sure.
1420
01:23:02,884 --> 01:23:04,752
I'm thinking
about killing that snake.
1421
01:23:04,886 --> 01:23:07,206
Now see, that's it, that's
what... I was thinking that too.
1422
01:23:08,823 --> 01:23:10,792
Okay, here's the plan.
1423
01:23:10,925 --> 01:23:12,927
Griff, you get
the detonator from Kenny.
1424
01:23:14,127 --> 01:23:16,330
Claire,
you fire up the generators.
1425
01:23:18,098 --> 01:23:20,167
Kenny, you set up the cameras.
1426
01:23:23,771 --> 01:23:25,472
I'll get the golf cart.
1427
01:23:25,607 --> 01:23:28,041
We'll lure the snake
into the pyro field
1428
01:23:28,175 --> 01:23:30,545
and end this thing
once and for all.
1429
01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:34,749
You ready
for our big Hollywood ending?
1430
01:23:41,656 --> 01:23:43,023
- You ready?
- Yeah.
1431
01:23:43,156 --> 01:23:44,602
Kenny said as soon as
we get to the pyro field,
1432
01:23:44,626 --> 01:23:46,193
we can detonate
these one by one.
1433
01:23:46,326 --> 01:23:47,695
Gonna blow this bitch sky-high.
1434
01:23:47,829 --> 01:23:49,564
Sky-freaking-high.
1435
01:23:55,870 --> 01:23:57,437
Come get us, asshole!
1436
01:24:04,211 --> 01:24:05,211
Where is he?
1437
01:24:08,148 --> 01:24:09,751
Oh, shit!
1438
01:24:13,420 --> 01:24:17,025
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
- Oh, shit!
1439
01:24:17,157 --> 01:24:19,727
- Doesn't this go faster?
- Well, take off the governor.
1440
01:24:19,861 --> 01:24:21,829
Underneath there.
See if you can rip it off.
1441
01:24:21,963 --> 01:24:24,064
Governor? The
governor! It slows it down.
1442
01:24:24,197 --> 01:24:25,609
The hell you talking about,
governor?
1443
01:24:25,633 --> 01:24:27,501
I'm talking about
golf cart technology!
1444
01:24:33,641 --> 01:24:36,001
- Where'd it go?
- I don't see it. I don't know where it is.
1445
01:24:36,044 --> 01:24:37,210
Keep your head on a swivel.
1446
01:24:38,145 --> 01:24:39,145
I don't see it anywhere.
1447
01:24:39,246 --> 01:24:40,949
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
1448
01:24:41,081 --> 01:24:42,082
Oh, my God!
1449
01:24:44,052 --> 01:24:45,052
Oh, shit.
1450
01:24:45,085 --> 01:24:46,588
We lost the signal.
1451
01:24:46,721 --> 01:24:48,398
If we don't get
this thing online in time...
1452
01:24:48,422 --> 01:24:49,524
Then we're all dead.
1453
01:24:49,657 --> 01:24:50,925
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
1454
01:24:53,861 --> 01:24:55,305
Dude, you're actually
a really good driver.
1455
01:24:55,329 --> 01:24:57,031
Thank you.
1456
01:24:59,534 --> 01:25:00,802
Oh, my God!
1457
01:25:05,439 --> 01:25:07,909
Why is there no power?
Why is there no power?
1458
01:25:08,042 --> 01:25:10,310
Pyro field dead ahead.
It's now or never.
1459
01:25:10,444 --> 01:25:11,444
Armed and ready.
1460
01:25:11,546 --> 01:25:12,947
No!
All right, look.
1461
01:25:13,081 --> 01:25:14,916
Look for something like this.
Like this, okay.
1462
01:25:15,049 --> 01:25:16,084
Almost there!
1463
01:25:20,187 --> 01:25:22,790
It's getting closer!
It's getting closer! Oh, God!
1464
01:25:22,924 --> 01:25:23,992
Go faster!
1465
01:25:26,060 --> 01:25:27,929
Fuck. Found it!
1466
01:25:28,062 --> 01:25:29,797
Can I hit it now?
Hold. Hold.
1467
01:25:33,668 --> 01:25:34,869
Now! Hit it now!
1468
01:25:35,003 --> 01:25:37,705
Die, you giant snake bitch!
1469
01:25:40,474 --> 01:25:42,175
- What the...
- What?
1470
01:25:42,309 --> 01:25:44,054
It's not working! It's not working!
1471
01:25:44,078 --> 01:25:45,145
- Hit all of them.
- I am!
1472
01:25:45,278 --> 01:25:46,422
I'm hitting every one of 'em!
1473
01:25:46,446 --> 01:25:48,448
And now we die! Now we die!
1474
01:25:48,583 --> 01:25:49,717
Why didn't it happen?
1475
01:25:49,851 --> 01:25:50,894
Why isn't it...
I don't know.
1476
01:25:50,918 --> 01:25:51,986
Oh, wait.
1477
01:25:53,788 --> 01:25:55,690
I forgot to turn it on.
1478
01:25:58,492 --> 01:25:59,560
Yes!
1479
01:25:59,694 --> 01:26:01,228
Yes!
1480
01:26:01,361 --> 01:26:02,530
Whoo-hoo!
1481
01:26:02,664 --> 01:26:04,999
Yes! Yes. Yes.
Yes! Yes!
1482
01:26:05,133 --> 01:26:06,199
Yeah!
1483
01:26:21,314 --> 01:26:22,314
Yeah!
1484
01:26:23,518 --> 01:26:24,919
Did we kill it?
1485
01:26:26,319 --> 01:26:28,690
- No!
- Ah! Why?
1486
01:26:30,625 --> 01:26:32,192
Come on. The cart's stuck.
1487
01:26:32,325 --> 01:26:33,325
Oh, shit.
1488
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:34,996
- Go!
- Go, go, go.
1489
01:26:39,534 --> 01:26:41,536
- It's a dead end.
- Oh, my God.
1490
01:26:46,641 --> 01:26:47,675
Oh, shit.
1491
01:26:55,382 --> 01:26:56,818
We're all gonna die.
1492
01:27:37,892 --> 01:27:39,827
Not on my watch, mister.
1493
01:27:50,571 --> 01:27:51,806
Ah!
1494
01:27:53,473 --> 01:27:55,009
- Oh, man.
- Gross.
1495
01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:07,287
Griff, no!
1496
01:28:22,435 --> 01:28:24,437
And that's a wrap on snake.
1497
01:28:51,132 --> 01:28:56,336
♪ I don't want to wait
For our lives to be over ♪
1498
01:28:56,469 --> 01:29:00,641
♪ I want to know right now
What will it be ♪
1499
01:29:02,109 --> 01:29:07,380
♪ I don't want to wait
For our lives to be over... ♪
1500
01:29:13,988 --> 01:29:16,057
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
1501
01:29:21,863 --> 01:29:26,234
A long time ago, a group
of artists had a vision
1502
01:29:26,366 --> 01:29:30,171
to one day live their dream of
making a major motion picture.
1503
01:29:30,304 --> 01:29:33,007
And last year, against all odds,
1504
01:29:33,140 --> 01:29:36,210
I'm proud to say
that dream was realized.
1505
01:29:40,248 --> 01:29:42,049
As my friend Kenny likes to say,
1506
01:29:42,183 --> 01:29:45,920
the snake is a metaphor for the
monsters that come for all of us
1507
01:29:46,053 --> 01:29:47,755
if our dreams remain unrealized.
1508
01:29:47,889 --> 01:29:51,058
And to be clear, there's also
a non-metaphor snake.
1509
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:53,928
Oh, my God!
1510
01:29:54,061 --> 01:29:59,233
Quick shout out to
Claire Simons and Kenny Trent!
1511
01:29:59,367 --> 01:30:01,545
Better luck next time!
1512
01:30:05,006 --> 01:30:06,807
While we may not
have the rights...
1513
01:30:06,941 --> 01:30:08,585
We don't have... We definitely
don't have the rights.
1514
01:30:08,609 --> 01:30:11,779
This is our
completely unauthorized...
1515
01:30:13,047 --> 01:30:18,819
possibly illegal reboot
of the Sony classic film...
1516
01:30:20,621 --> 01:30:24,491
- Ladies and gentlemen, - The Anaconda!
- The Anaconda!
1517
01:31:29,457 --> 01:31:30,925
Ho!
1518
01:31:34,428 --> 01:31:35,529
Oh!
1519
01:31:42,470 --> 01:31:44,171
Are you Doug McCallister?
1520
01:31:44,305 --> 01:31:45,740
Uh-huh.
1521
01:31:45,873 --> 01:31:48,376
You directed the unauthorized
version of Anaconda
1522
01:31:48,509 --> 01:31:50,077
even though
you didn't have the rights?
1523
01:31:51,212 --> 01:31:52,580
Yeah.
1524
01:31:52,713 --> 01:31:54,048
I saw your little movie.
1525
01:31:56,450 --> 01:31:59,754
And I loved it. I loved it.
1526
01:31:59,887 --> 01:32:04,358
That's why I'm here. I'm here
because we're doing another Anaconda,
1527
01:32:04,492 --> 01:32:06,394
and I want you to direct it.
1528
01:32:07,628 --> 01:32:08,829
Are you in?
1529
01:33:54,735 --> 01:33:55,836
Guys?
1530
01:34:00,007 --> 01:34:01,208
Griff?
1531
01:34:10,151 --> 01:34:12,386
I'm alive!