1 00:01:19,476 --> 00:01:22,220 - Is it a person? - Yes. 2 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:25,751 - Is this person living? - Yes. 3 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:27,869 Is this person famous? 4 00:01:28,152 --> 00:01:29,420 Sort of. 5 00:01:31,055 --> 00:01:32,798 Would I know this person? 6 00:01:33,057 --> 00:01:34,391 No. 7 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,992 - Is this person a boy? - Yes. 8 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:46,324 Does this person live anywhere near here? 9 00:01:46,404 --> 00:01:47,518 No. 10 00:02:23,664 --> 00:02:25,348 Hey, who was that? 11 00:02:26,794 --> 00:02:28,411 Why are you standing? 12 00:02:29,882 --> 00:02:32,350 Hey, kid, get in your seat. 13 00:02:36,229 --> 00:02:37,621 Get in your seat. 14 00:03:08,112 --> 00:03:11,914 We could frame this whole wall... 15 00:03:11,939 --> 00:03:13,847 ...of windows with drapes. 16 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,969 Oh... oh, that's... that's an idea. 17 00:03:17,062 --> 00:03:18,472 Jeff! 18 00:03:18,668 --> 00:03:20,954 What are you doing home? I thought you were at tennis. 19 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,089 Mom, I told you, tennis season is over. 20 00:03:23,321 --> 00:03:24,791 Oh. 21 00:03:25,424 --> 00:03:28,454 Oh, sorry, Jeff. This is Mr. Burlman. He's my new interior designer. 22 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:31,086 Jeff, this is... this is Mr... Mr. Burlman. 23 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:34,654 - Nice to meet you, Jeff. - Don't... don't be alarmed by that. 24 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:37,157 - It's just a little. Yeah. - Palsy. Palsy. 25 00:03:37,439 --> 00:03:39,241 Just a little palsy. 26 00:03:39,913 --> 00:03:42,736 Don't you do that. He's a very talented designer. 27 00:03:42,797 --> 00:03:46,680 Oh. I heard that, Mrs. Dahmer. Thank you very much. 28 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,685 - These windows... spectacular. - Super talented. 29 00:03:50,765 --> 00:03:55,790 Have I told you I found these very sort of lacy drapes? 30 00:03:55,870 --> 00:03:57,904 Oh, I don't know... 31 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,939 "Dwapes." 32 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,521 Come on, I don't want to miss Monty Python. 33 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:31,336 - You know what I mean? - Say no more, say no more. 34 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:38,175 Hey, Dahmer... 35 00:04:38,692 --> 00:04:40,556 ...what's in the bag? 36 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:53,081 - Dead cat? - Well, I'm gonna dissolve it. 37 00:04:53,161 --> 00:04:55,764 - Huh? - In some acid. 38 00:04:55,844 --> 00:04:59,788 - What? So full of crap. - Where did you get acid? 39 00:04:59,868 --> 00:05:03,191 My dad's a chemist. Got my hands on it easy. 40 00:05:03,271 --> 00:05:05,097 Yeah, right. 41 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,708 Well, come see if you don't believe me. 42 00:05:50,786 --> 00:05:55,457 The acid's kind of weak, so takes about a month for the flesh to dissolve. 43 00:06:00,328 --> 00:06:02,196 Why are you doing this? 44 00:06:04,666 --> 00:06:06,488 I like bones. 45 00:06:07,536 --> 00:06:10,393 It interests me what's inside. 46 00:06:11,073 --> 00:06:15,329 This is a bunch of bull crap. Dead animals, acid. 47 00:06:16,078 --> 00:06:18,526 Bet these jars are full of nothing but muddy water. 48 00:06:25,854 --> 00:06:29,445 Found this about a month ago on Hampton Road. 49 00:06:29,525 --> 00:06:31,780 The flesh is almost completely dissolved now. 50 00:06:31,860 --> 00:06:33,727 Yeah, right. 51 00:06:46,542 --> 00:06:49,345 God, Dahmer, you are such a freak. 52 00:07:07,096 --> 00:07:10,588 - How was your day, Dad? - Oh, uneventful. 53 00:07:10,668 --> 00:07:14,028 - Mr. Demison read more from Charlotte's... - Is there a stronger chemical I can use? 54 00:07:14,052 --> 00:07:16,627 - Something that works faster? - About the hut, Jeff... 55 00:07:16,707 --> 00:07:19,870 - Let your brother talk! Go ahead. - It's about a spider... 56 00:07:19,950 --> 00:07:23,330 ...that talks to a pig named Wilbur, who's gonna be slaughtered by a butcher. 57 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:27,105 Oh, my, well, let me think on that, Jeff. 58 00:07:28,185 --> 00:07:30,440 Uh-uh, let your brother have the leg. 59 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,342 But he... I like the dark meat. 60 00:07:32,422 --> 00:07:35,758 There's plenty of white meat. Give the leg to your brother. 61 00:07:35,838 --> 00:07:37,339 Jeff. 62 00:07:40,129 --> 00:07:42,400 Ah, it looks delicious. 63 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:46,189 - How about... - So, uh... how was... 64 00:07:46,269 --> 00:07:50,329 - ...what, tennis, Jeff? - Tennis ended a week ago. 65 00:07:51,409 --> 00:07:54,232 But I have a chance to be second in singles. Next year. 66 00:07:54,312 --> 00:07:57,903 Well, I don't know, next year maybe, you should, you know, take up a team sport... 67 00:07:57,983 --> 00:08:00,805 - The potatoes. I'm bringing the potatoes! - ...or join a club. 68 00:08:00,885 --> 00:08:03,574 Well, I'm in marching band at school. 69 00:08:03,654 --> 00:08:08,379 I know, but I just... new things offer new opportunities for friends. 70 00:08:08,459 --> 00:08:12,293 And friends, yeah, are our connection with this world. 71 00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:15,220 Um, mom? Chicken's red inside. 72 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:19,357 - Oh, no, it's not. - Yes, Joyce, it is. 73 00:08:19,437 --> 00:08:21,026 Yeah. 74 00:08:21,806 --> 00:08:24,696 - Well, you don't like my cooking? - No, that's... 75 00:08:24,776 --> 00:08:27,832 That's what's going on here, you don't like my cooking? 76 00:08:27,912 --> 00:08:31,380 Well, that's okay, new house rule. We eat our mistakes. 77 00:08:38,455 --> 00:08:41,679 - Do you want a potato? - Sure. 78 00:08:41,759 --> 00:08:45,161 That's what I thought. Some people appreciate my cooking. 79 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:33,076 - Out of the way, Dahmer. - Dumb ass. 80 00:09:55,134 --> 00:09:57,390 Mr. John Beckter. 81 00:09:57,670 --> 00:10:01,194 - You matched chloropods? - Yeah, we were just... 82 00:10:01,274 --> 00:10:03,163 Gather yourself. 83 00:10:03,243 --> 00:10:06,245 - Ms. Bowles, come on. - Now. 84 00:10:10,849 --> 00:10:12,671 Freaking bully. 85 00:10:14,287 --> 00:10:16,343 Over there with Jeff. 86 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,089 Now. 87 00:10:22,261 --> 00:10:26,122 Jeff, stay on the same slide, give Mr. Bekderf a look. 88 00:11:02,368 --> 00:11:03,869 Hey. 89 00:11:05,805 --> 00:11:08,166 I'm going away this summer to a wilderness camp, but... 90 00:11:08,342 --> 00:11:12,000 ...in exchange my dad said I can get tickets to the Neil Sedaka concert. 91 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:16,603 - He's my favorite. - I know. 92 00:11:16,683 --> 00:11:18,506 Wanna go? 93 00:11:19,186 --> 00:11:21,165 Um, sure. 94 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,477 Hey, kid, you're in my spot. 95 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:25,156 Move! 96 00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:34,456 Over here. Everyone! Quiet. 97 00:11:35,436 --> 00:11:39,466 Now I'm only talking to the seniors, so the rest of you just keep your traps shut. 98 00:11:39,546 --> 00:11:42,396 As you know, I'm on the prom planning committee... 99 00:11:42,476 --> 00:11:46,900 ...and we've put our hearts into the event which is right around the corner. 100 00:11:46,981 --> 00:11:50,072 - Hey, faggot. - It's gonna be... stop that! 101 00:11:50,152 --> 00:11:52,774 - Figg, let me go. - Voting for prom King... 102 00:11:54,522 --> 00:11:56,441 Voting for... uh... 103 00:11:56,521 --> 00:11:58,780 ...ends this Friday! 104 00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:02,517 It's gonna be the best prom ever, and just a reminder... 105 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,704 Frankie Jr., stop that! 106 00:12:21,849 --> 00:12:24,005 - ...paying for some crony... - Joyce! 107 00:12:24,085 --> 00:12:27,141 - Shut up. - Next week you're gonna be into pottery. 108 00:12:27,221 --> 00:12:31,146 Next week? You don't know what's happening next week. You know what next week is? 109 00:12:31,226 --> 00:12:33,229 When I go back to work. 110 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,517 - Oh, yeah. - How are you going back to work? 111 00:12:35,597 --> 00:12:40,054 I'm going back to work. Our boy is gonna let himself into the house. 112 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:43,257 - David's eleven. - He is eleven and that's just about time. 113 00:12:43,337 --> 00:12:45,694 I'm telling you. What, you know, the girls are doing it. 114 00:12:45,774 --> 00:12:48,587 They're all going back to work. They're not even coming home on the weekends. 115 00:12:48,611 --> 00:12:50,667 - All the girls are doing that because... - What? 116 00:12:50,747 --> 00:12:53,236 ...they're not less than a year out of the mental hospital. 117 00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:55,036 - That's mean. That's totally mean. - Joyce. 118 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:56,770 Are they gonna to hit each other? 119 00:12:56,850 --> 00:12:59,942 - You're really gonna say that to me? - No. They just argue. 120 00:13:00,022 --> 00:13:02,678 Don't make me say it, Joyce. Just leave it alone. 121 00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:05,374 - Make you say what? - Joyce, it's because... 122 00:13:05,454 --> 00:13:09,619 ...a month ago you saw a UFO flying down the street... 123 00:13:09,699 --> 00:13:11,970 ...and you chased after it... 124 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,766 That sounds excellent. The horns were pitch perfect. 125 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,921 You play like that at our year-end recital, 126 00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:28,114 and we're gonna blow scalps off the audience. 127 00:13:28,194 --> 00:13:30,416 Once again from the top. 128 00:13:30,836 --> 00:13:32,640 Three, four. 129 00:13:44,683 --> 00:13:46,507 Hey, faggot! 130 00:13:46,587 --> 00:13:50,244 - There you are. - You've been avoiding us all day. 131 00:13:50,724 --> 00:13:52,445 Hey, Jeff. 132 00:13:52,525 --> 00:13:54,848 Come to save the day, Dumber? 133 00:13:54,928 --> 00:13:56,483 Uh, no. 134 00:13:56,563 --> 00:13:59,019 What, are you gonna defend this homo with your trumpet case? 135 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,155 I've got a trumpet you can blow. 136 00:14:01,735 --> 00:14:04,025 No, I was just gonna tell him something. 137 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:08,829 - Well, then, go ahead. - It's nothing. 138 00:14:08,909 --> 00:14:11,967 Jeff, I got the Neil Sadaka tickets for this Saturday. 139 00:14:13,147 --> 00:14:16,180 My dad said he'd pick you up around 5:00 this Saturday. 140 00:14:24,357 --> 00:14:26,224 Hey, Dave. 141 00:14:43,609 --> 00:14:45,031 Where's your brother? 142 00:14:45,111 --> 00:14:49,003 I think he's in his lab. Been there for hours. 143 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,949 And your mother? 144 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,961 Hey, Joyce? 145 00:15:05,532 --> 00:15:07,790 Yeah, we need to talk about Jeff. 146 00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:11,637 Goddammit. 147 00:15:23,817 --> 00:15:26,375 Dad? You're never home this early. 148 00:15:28,255 --> 00:15:30,278 That's enough, Jeff. 149 00:15:31,058 --> 00:15:32,057 Hey, Dad? 150 00:15:32,137 --> 00:15:35,594 No. You are spending too much time in here. 151 00:15:38,364 --> 00:15:40,320 - Don't. - No, you know, I let you have... 152 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:44,603 ...a pet cemetery when you were a kid and now this. 153 00:15:46,474 --> 00:15:48,765 - Dad! Don't! - No. 154 00:15:49,745 --> 00:15:53,736 You need to get out. Get out of your shell. Yeah? 155 00:15:53,816 --> 00:15:56,672 - Something more normal. - I'm in the school band. 156 00:15:56,752 --> 00:15:58,785 You are not hearing me! 157 00:16:02,723 --> 00:16:04,581 I don't... 158 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:11,732 ...I don't know what happened. 159 00:16:16,637 --> 00:16:19,045 I do know, this... 160 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:22,290 ...I'm closing this down. 161 00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:26,804 No more. I'm taking it down. Do you understand? Enough. Jeff. 162 00:16:28,183 --> 00:16:29,701 Enough. 163 00:16:43,478 --> 00:16:45,487 ...trapped in this wasteland for another year. 164 00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:48,691 I know. Senior year is usually gonna suck. 165 00:16:48,771 --> 00:16:51,194 - Oh, wait, wait, time out. - You okay? 166 00:16:51,674 --> 00:16:53,596 - Skye! - Are you kidding me? 167 00:16:53,676 --> 00:16:56,706 - No, that doesn't count. - That's really fun. 168 00:16:58,081 --> 00:17:00,270 - Hey. - Hey. 169 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:02,572 Are you in an after school program? 170 00:17:03,252 --> 00:17:05,642 - No, not right now. - Tennis just ended. 171 00:17:05,722 --> 00:17:07,569 Yeah, and marching band is only in the fall. 172 00:17:07,581 --> 00:17:09,045 Well, then get off school grounds. 173 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,481 - Okay. - Day's over. 174 00:17:11,561 --> 00:17:14,384 Can't be hanging around with nothing to do. 175 00:17:14,464 --> 00:17:17,120 - Sorry. - Hey. 176 00:17:18,034 --> 00:17:19,856 Trying to catch a buzz? 177 00:17:20,336 --> 00:17:23,794 Seven bucks. It's good. Really good stuff, skunky. 178 00:17:25,674 --> 00:17:27,565 I've got more if you want it, too. 179 00:17:28,945 --> 00:17:30,768 What's with the bag? 180 00:17:31,948 --> 00:17:34,904 I have to pick up road kill, but I'm trying to quit. 181 00:17:34,984 --> 00:17:37,585 I can get you road kill, man. Stick with me. 182 00:17:39,621 --> 00:17:42,424 Hey, you guys! You guys trying to catch a buzz? 183 00:18:46,224 --> 00:18:48,090 What are you doing? 184 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:52,238 Studying for finals. 185 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,489 Uh, can I... can I have a minute? 186 00:19:03,507 --> 00:19:06,976 Okay, look, Jeff. 187 00:19:08,479 --> 00:19:11,036 The hut. Yeah? 188 00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:15,114 What you have to understand is sometimes... 189 00:19:15,194 --> 00:19:20,345 ...I get mad at you because I see things in you that I don't like about myself. 190 00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:24,549 Like I spend too much time in the chemistry lab... 191 00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:29,721 ...and I know that. And I want you to be more active. 192 00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,619 To be... 193 00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:36,662 ...to have friends in ways that I never could. So I... 194 00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:40,489 ...I got you something. 195 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,947 Huh? 196 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,450 Picked these up at the summit mall. 197 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,952 I think they are gonna work. 198 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:03,756 I think you are gonna look more impressive... 199 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:07,927 ...and, who knows, you might find it fulfilling. 200 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,963 I don't know. Hey, who knows. 201 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:16,461 Maybe... maybe some girl will take an interest in you. Huh? 202 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,328 Yeah? Right? 203 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,208 Okay. 204 00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:23,882 Okay. 205 00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:27,641 Quiet everyone, just be quiet. That's it. 206 00:21:28,323 --> 00:21:30,136 Thank you. 207 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:36,005 Your senior year American history class will be focusing on... 208 00:21:36,085 --> 00:21:38,886 ...the federal government and our presidents. 209 00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:43,584 So who here can tell me why history is so important? 210 00:21:44,505 --> 00:21:46,094 Anyone. 211 00:21:47,274 --> 00:21:49,035 No one? 212 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,067 You. 213 00:21:52,947 --> 00:21:55,536 You, over there, why is history so important? 214 00:21:55,616 --> 00:21:58,239 - I don't know. - What? 215 00:21:59,390 --> 00:22:02,477 - I don't... - People, please speak up. 216 00:22:03,057 --> 00:22:05,680 I can't hear... again. 217 00:22:06,260 --> 00:22:08,550 It's important. I don't know. 218 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:12,063 I don't know. 219 00:22:13,043 --> 00:22:16,424 Okay. Everyone quiet. Thank you. 220 00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:18,392 I'll take this one. 221 00:22:18,472 --> 00:22:23,660 People, the reason history is so important, is you truly will never know yourselves... 222 00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:27,202 ...until you come to better understand your past. 223 00:22:27,782 --> 00:22:30,439 All right, turn to page ten in your textbooks. 224 00:22:31,319 --> 00:22:36,043 For spacious skies, for amber waves of grain. 225 00:22:36,123 --> 00:22:42,170 For purple mountains majesties above the fruited plain. 226 00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:44,353 America... 227 00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:47,890 Thank you. Very nice melody. 228 00:22:47,970 --> 00:22:49,836 Beautiful, as always. 229 00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:56,309 Next up, Jeff Dahmer. 230 00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:03,784 Jeff Dahmer? 231 00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:31,044 Blegh! 232 00:23:33,548 --> 00:23:35,071 Bleaagh! 233 00:23:36,851 --> 00:23:38,418 Bleh! 234 00:23:59,743 --> 00:24:01,776 He's a real dumber. 235 00:24:16,091 --> 00:24:18,761 Oh, shoot. We have to go to class! 236 00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:47,544 I say things like that. Do I say whatever is on my mind? 237 00:24:47,624 --> 00:24:50,815 - What's the deal with Dahmer? - I know, is he insane or what? 238 00:24:50,895 --> 00:24:53,918 - I think he's kind of hilarious. - Yeah, that's new. 239 00:24:54,298 --> 00:24:56,487 Hey, I heard he spazzed in math too. 240 00:24:56,567 --> 00:25:00,791 Yeah. All week he's been "doing a Dahmer," I call it. 241 00:25:00,871 --> 00:25:04,828 - Never really spoken to him. - We rally in tennis but like, that's it. 242 00:25:04,908 --> 00:25:07,765 He's out there. Oh, shit. 243 00:25:10,047 --> 00:25:11,881 I hope he didn't hear you. 244 00:25:27,831 --> 00:25:30,889 Dahmer. Hey, man. 245 00:25:32,169 --> 00:25:34,241 Do you want to come sit at our table? 246 00:25:35,506 --> 00:25:38,863 No reason that a champion spazzer had got to sit here in hell. 247 00:25:39,343 --> 00:25:42,199 Come on over, we've got... we've got courtyard views. 248 00:25:42,979 --> 00:25:44,847 Come on. 249 00:25:46,616 --> 00:25:48,117 Yeah. 250 00:25:57,595 --> 00:25:58,850 - Hey. - Hey. 251 00:25:58,930 --> 00:26:02,487 Kuddos for your freaking spazzes, dude. Totally classic. 252 00:26:02,567 --> 00:26:05,223 Yeah. We dig it. Where'd you get the idea? 253 00:26:05,303 --> 00:26:08,927 Like, you know what it reminds me of? This decorator in town my parents hired. 254 00:26:09,007 --> 00:26:11,497 Used to have these little fits in our living 255 00:26:11,509 --> 00:26:13,899 room until, you know, they just fired him. 256 00:26:13,979 --> 00:26:16,801 Oh, yeah, Mr. Burlman. My parents hired him too. 257 00:26:16,881 --> 00:26:18,436 Yeah, see, I knew it. 258 00:26:18,516 --> 00:26:22,040 Yeah, but after five months, all he added was a pink footstool. 259 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,043 And lacy drapes. 260 00:26:25,823 --> 00:26:28,672 Dahmer, where have you been? 261 00:26:29,995 --> 00:26:32,251 I think we should form a Dahmer fan club. 262 00:26:33,031 --> 00:26:36,855 - What? - Yeah, like, I mean, there's just... 263 00:26:36,935 --> 00:26:41,317 ...there's only so much time left. I think with you as our fearless leader, we can... 264 00:26:41,397 --> 00:26:44,430 ...we can really disrupt the school. Go out in style. 265 00:26:44,510 --> 00:26:46,432 Yeah, in infamy. 266 00:26:47,012 --> 00:26:49,942 Yeah, if we don't, I might have to do something crazy... 267 00:26:50,022 --> 00:26:51,581 Like kill the Pope. 268 00:26:53,451 --> 00:26:56,087 Dahmer, look. I already drew you, actually. 269 00:27:00,057 --> 00:27:02,883 This one's called "Dahmer and a Bag of Groceries." 270 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,485 What do you think? 271 00:27:06,565 --> 00:27:11,436 And as part of The Dahmer fan club, I appoint myself the minister of propaganda. 272 00:27:46,205 --> 00:27:48,052 Who did that? 273 00:27:50,075 --> 00:27:51,932 Was it you? 274 00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:54,602 Behave yourself. 275 00:27:55,082 --> 00:27:57,804 - Or get out of my library. - But I... 276 00:27:57,884 --> 00:27:59,739 Don't even think about it. 277 00:28:03,689 --> 00:28:06,679 - So disrespectful. - Not cool. 278 00:28:06,759 --> 00:28:08,283 Despicable. 279 00:28:14,601 --> 00:28:16,802 Who keeps making that sound? 280 00:28:20,238 --> 00:28:22,429 Guys, guys, guys. 281 00:28:22,509 --> 00:28:25,200 Those girls are aggressively out of our league. 282 00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:28,802 They're a primo target. 283 00:28:29,182 --> 00:28:31,049 Let's do a Dahmer. 284 00:28:33,052 --> 00:28:34,879 Hurricane drought! 285 00:28:55,708 --> 00:28:57,769 God, where is it? 286 00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:03,004 - Mom? I have good news. - Yeah. Good. What is it? 287 00:29:03,084 --> 00:29:05,173 I have friends coming over. 288 00:29:06,653 --> 00:29:10,611 - It's in here, I know it. - What are you doing? 289 00:29:10,691 --> 00:29:15,182 - Oh, nothing. - I... I thought you stopped. 290 00:29:15,262 --> 00:29:17,785 Oh, these? I've been taking these since I was pregnant with you. 291 00:29:17,865 --> 00:29:20,555 In a way they're good enough for you to take. Is it down under... 292 00:29:20,635 --> 00:29:23,978 Go back. Go... go back to the doctor. 293 00:29:24,238 --> 00:29:27,428 - Go back to the doctor. - I don't... oh, God, no. 294 00:29:27,508 --> 00:29:32,667 I hate the doctor. Doctor always tells me what to do. Just like you, just like you. 295 00:29:32,747 --> 00:29:35,770 - I thought... I thought you stopped. - Look down there. 296 00:29:35,850 --> 00:29:38,573 How could you listen to that punk crap? Seriously. 297 00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:40,308 - Rocket From The Tombs? - Yeah. 298 00:29:40,388 --> 00:29:43,812 They're from right down the street. Better than that kid shit that Mike listens to. 299 00:29:43,892 --> 00:29:46,447 And the folk-y polk-y stuff you listen to. 300 00:29:46,459 --> 00:29:47,315 Fuck off. 301 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:56,803 - Hello. - Hi. 302 00:30:02,376 --> 00:30:04,333 Why don't we hang out outside? 303 00:30:04,413 --> 00:30:07,402 But I thought we were gonna listen to these bootlegs in your den. 304 00:30:07,482 --> 00:30:10,772 - But my mom is sleeping. - So? 305 00:30:11,252 --> 00:30:14,743 And I'm kind of embarrassed by the pink footstool and the lacy "dwapes." 306 00:30:15,823 --> 00:30:17,446 Are you in the new club? 307 00:30:17,526 --> 00:30:21,417 - What? - That's my brother. Get lost, Dave. 308 00:30:21,497 --> 00:30:25,420 Um, so does Lisa Watkins still live down the street? 309 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:28,390 'Cause I heard she didn't move out after graduation. 310 00:30:28,470 --> 00:30:31,827 - Are you two friends? - She doesn't know I exist. 311 00:30:31,907 --> 00:30:34,941 Great. I've got a great idea. 312 00:30:44,854 --> 00:30:47,644 - Hi, I'm here for the interview. - Excuse me? 313 00:30:47,724 --> 00:30:50,213 They said that you would do an interview. 314 00:30:50,293 --> 00:30:53,436 I'm with the William Dawes high school newspaper. 315 00:30:53,516 --> 00:30:55,612 - The lantern? - Yeah. 316 00:30:55,692 --> 00:30:58,555 We're doing a story on past homecoming queens. 317 00:30:58,635 --> 00:31:02,145 - Love to talk to you. - Guess I could spare ten minutes. 318 00:31:02,225 --> 00:31:06,022 Cool. Um, so first I just want to ask... 319 00:31:06,102 --> 00:31:10,500 ...how does it feel now that you know that the best years of your life are behind you? 320 00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:15,658 - You were prom queen, now you're... - Wait a sec. Is this some kind of joke? 321 00:31:15,738 --> 00:31:18,557 No, it's not a joke. I want to know how that feels. 322 00:31:21,617 --> 00:31:25,435 ...you live, like, a miserable existence now that high school is over. 323 00:31:25,515 --> 00:31:29,353 I'm sorry. Wait, please come back. I need answers. 324 00:31:31,534 --> 00:31:34,568 - That was awesome! - That was so good. 325 00:31:43,413 --> 00:31:45,503 Is Dahmer your muse? 326 00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:48,974 - What? - Is Dahmer your muse? 327 00:31:50,354 --> 00:31:51,842 Oh. 328 00:31:52,322 --> 00:31:55,399 - No. - Sure looks like it. 329 00:31:56,694 --> 00:31:58,547 No, he's not. 330 00:32:01,831 --> 00:32:03,665 Wanna see? 331 00:32:07,436 --> 00:32:09,637 This is Dahmer as a coat hanger. 332 00:32:10,107 --> 00:32:11,629 You're talented. 333 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,549 Thanks. 334 00:32:15,945 --> 00:32:17,913 Why don't you sketch me? 335 00:32:20,516 --> 00:32:22,384 I can draw you. 336 00:32:27,189 --> 00:32:30,532 - Okay. Prove it. - Yeah. 337 00:32:32,028 --> 00:32:35,664 All right. Stand up and lay on the floor. 338 00:32:49,412 --> 00:32:51,236 Lay on the floor. 339 00:32:52,116 --> 00:32:53,984 And act dead. 340 00:33:06,397 --> 00:33:08,247 Keep reading. 341 00:33:17,841 --> 00:33:19,364 There. 342 00:33:19,744 --> 00:33:21,481 Tada. 343 00:33:25,715 --> 00:33:29,185 There's sunfish. Whatever we catch, we've got to throw back. 344 00:33:31,554 --> 00:33:35,046 You guys hear Victor Cramer's mom caught him masturbating with a vacuum. 345 00:33:35,626 --> 00:33:36,885 - What? - Yeah. 346 00:33:36,965 --> 00:33:40,084 - Is he all right? - I don't know. 347 00:33:40,164 --> 00:33:42,387 With a vacuum, how? 348 00:33:42,467 --> 00:33:47,526 I don't know. Supposedly he just stuck his wanker in the front half. 349 00:33:47,606 --> 00:33:49,795 How else would you masturbate with a vacuum? 350 00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:52,298 Fuck. Ouch. 351 00:33:52,678 --> 00:33:55,601 What's the difference between parsley and pussy? 352 00:33:55,681 --> 00:33:57,469 What? 353 00:33:57,549 --> 00:33:59,383 No one eats parsley. 354 00:34:06,925 --> 00:34:08,213 Hey. 355 00:34:08,293 --> 00:34:10,783 You got one? Here. 356 00:34:17,235 --> 00:34:21,095 Okay. Use this to cut him loose, and then throw him right back, all right? 357 00:34:22,575 --> 00:34:24,441 Just cut him right off the line. 358 00:34:32,684 --> 00:34:34,518 Just cut the line, Jeff. 359 00:34:36,387 --> 00:34:37,944 Hey. 360 00:34:38,624 --> 00:34:41,292 Jeff, what the hell? I said throw him back. 361 00:34:43,362 --> 00:34:44,951 Sorry. 362 00:34:45,131 --> 00:34:47,021 Why'd you do that? 363 00:34:47,801 --> 00:34:51,202 I just wanted to see what its insides looked like. 364 00:34:57,109 --> 00:34:58,988 Just get rid of it, okay? 365 00:35:00,913 --> 00:35:03,570 - I feel utterly left out right now. - Why? 366 00:35:03,650 --> 00:35:04,705 Not playing tic-tac-toe. 367 00:35:04,785 --> 00:35:06,539 Do you want to play tic-tac-toe with three people? 368 00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:07,968 That doesn't even make sense. 369 00:35:07,969 --> 00:35:11,083 Okay. Thank you. Neil. Neil's here. Good. 370 00:35:11,108 --> 00:35:13,947 Yeah, Ashley just aggressively rejected me. 371 00:35:14,027 --> 00:35:16,450 - That was fun. - What? 372 00:35:16,530 --> 00:35:19,552 I went up to her after... I went up to her after class. 373 00:35:19,632 --> 00:35:23,189 I was like, so you're in the lit club, and she's like, yeah. 374 00:35:23,269 --> 00:35:26,192 I'm like, who's your favorite author? So goes, James Joyce. 375 00:35:26,272 --> 00:35:31,264 I'm like, yeah, I've read quite a bit. I said that. 376 00:35:31,344 --> 00:35:34,401 Worst part is, I have to... I have to shoot her for the yearbook tomorrow. 377 00:35:34,481 --> 00:35:36,536 - She's in the lit club. - You have to shoot her? 378 00:35:36,616 --> 00:35:39,105 I totally forgot you had to do that. 379 00:35:39,355 --> 00:35:40,894 I've got an idea. 380 00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:44,583 What if we put me in all the photos? 381 00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:49,317 Like, if we sneak you into the club pictures? 382 00:35:50,297 --> 00:35:51,686 Uh-huh. 383 00:35:51,766 --> 00:35:54,189 Like you're just in every club. 384 00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:56,557 Yes. 385 00:35:56,637 --> 00:35:58,351 That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. 386 00:35:58,363 --> 00:35:59,860 I think you might be a genius, Jeff. 387 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:03,130 - Wait, do it... - Everyone's smiling, everyone's smiling. 388 00:36:03,210 --> 00:36:05,833 - You're gonna be a real... - It's my picture time. 389 00:36:09,216 --> 00:36:11,219 - Wait. - I love it. 390 00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:15,377 Okay, this is everyone from the rock climbing club, correct? 391 00:36:17,257 --> 00:36:20,548 - Good job, bro. - Okay, looking good. 392 00:36:23,898 --> 00:36:25,976 All right, let me focus. 393 00:36:34,407 --> 00:36:35,763 Okay, come on. 394 00:36:35,843 --> 00:36:38,100 Wait, back up, back up, back up. 395 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,203 Hey, Jeff. 396 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:45,529 - Hey. - Ready, smile! 397 00:36:50,524 --> 00:36:54,021 - He's not in National Honor Society. - Shut your pie hole. 398 00:37:01,535 --> 00:37:04,893 Everybody ready, one, two, three. 399 00:37:10,345 --> 00:37:15,470 Hey, Dad, um, I joined a lot of new clubs. I think you'd be proud. 400 00:37:15,550 --> 00:37:18,240 - That is great news. - This doesn't belong there. 401 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,810 - This. This doesn't belong here. Hi, kids. - Jesus Christ. 402 00:37:21,890 --> 00:37:24,947 - Why do I always have to do this? - I'm working on that. Yeah. 403 00:37:25,027 --> 00:37:28,251 Joyce, give that back. Give it back. 404 00:37:29,631 --> 00:37:31,853 Yo. Can I put my feet? 405 00:37:31,933 --> 00:37:33,823 Yeah, yeah. 406 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,693 - That's the pink footstool. - My formulas are in there. 407 00:37:37,773 --> 00:37:41,530 - I got a job. Did you know that? - My formulas. No, look... 408 00:37:41,610 --> 00:37:45,468 - A group therapy group. - I am finishing something, please. 409 00:37:45,548 --> 00:37:48,605 - I'm not finished. I'm not finished! - Hand it over! Hand it over! 410 00:37:48,685 --> 00:37:51,608 It's nothing, they do that a lot. 411 00:37:51,888 --> 00:37:54,877 What did he tell your parents there, Brian. Huh? What did he tell them? 412 00:37:54,957 --> 00:37:57,146 - What did Lionel tell your parents? - What? 413 00:37:57,226 --> 00:38:00,317 - You! What did he tell your parents? - Oh. 414 00:38:00,397 --> 00:38:03,086 The Stevens, he told the Steven's something. What did he tell them? 415 00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:05,886 Oh, the St... I'm not as Steven's... the Steven's are not my parents. 416 00:38:05,955 --> 00:38:08,057 Uh-huh. Sure. What did he tell your parents? 417 00:38:08,137 --> 00:38:09,592 - Mom. Mom. - What? 418 00:38:09,672 --> 00:38:11,094 - Nothing. - This is Derf. 419 00:38:11,174 --> 00:38:14,853 Joyce, will you just leave the kids out of it, please? 420 00:38:16,277 --> 00:38:18,101 Get off. 421 00:38:18,981 --> 00:38:21,270 I have a job. I don't need you. 422 00:38:24,253 --> 00:38:27,543 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. Um... 423 00:38:29,123 --> 00:38:32,582 I realize I have... I have to run to dinner with my parents. 424 00:38:33,462 --> 00:38:36,185 Um, but I'll see you in school, Dahmer. 425 00:38:36,265 --> 00:38:38,721 - Yeah. - Don't let fame go to your head. 426 00:38:42,569 --> 00:38:45,263 I am in charge of the front desk for them. 427 00:38:45,343 --> 00:38:47,698 - Oh, yes, someone hired you... - Bye, sweetheart. 428 00:38:47,778 --> 00:38:50,267 - You tell your parents I said hello. - Did they? 429 00:38:50,347 --> 00:38:51,858 Yes. 430 00:40:23,673 --> 00:40:25,552 Hope you have a great day. 431 00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:32,492 Thanks. 432 00:40:36,586 --> 00:40:38,626 You guys are here just in time. Just ended my shift. 433 00:40:38,656 --> 00:40:41,481 - Holy hell. Look at those. - My boss is... 434 00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:43,243 Look at those, look at those. 435 00:40:43,255 --> 00:40:45,384 You talk about them like they're little babies. 436 00:40:45,464 --> 00:40:47,320 They are little babies. 437 00:41:02,813 --> 00:41:05,798 Could you do something about it? It's disgusting. 438 00:41:05,878 --> 00:41:07,540 - Please. - What's going on? 439 00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:10,726 Do you have any respect for property? You need a sense of decency, young man. 440 00:41:10,806 --> 00:41:14,035 What's your name? You're gonna have to pay for that. 441 00:41:20,832 --> 00:41:23,689 Mr... Mr. Bakderf. 442 00:41:23,769 --> 00:41:25,646 Is this your doing? 443 00:41:29,907 --> 00:41:31,786 Oh, God. 444 00:41:33,577 --> 00:41:34,733 - Oh, there he is. - Hey. 445 00:41:34,813 --> 00:41:36,536 Oh, shit. Oh. 446 00:41:36,616 --> 00:41:39,806 - You get fired? - Almost. 447 00:41:39,886 --> 00:41:41,474 I had to beg him not to fire me. 448 00:41:41,554 --> 00:41:43,910 I told him that I wasn't part of it... 449 00:41:43,990 --> 00:41:47,347 ...school and oh, my gosh. We can't do that anymore. Seriously. 450 00:41:47,427 --> 00:41:49,516 In school we can do it. It's teachers are zombies. 451 00:41:49,596 --> 00:41:53,020 - But these adults are gonna squash us. - Yeah. All right. 452 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,600 - That was pretty good though. - It was great. 453 00:41:55,624 --> 00:41:59,626 Wait, wait. I know that guy. Doc... Dr. Matthews, Dr. Matthews. 454 00:41:59,706 --> 00:42:02,362 - Hey. - Hey, Michael. 455 00:42:02,442 --> 00:42:04,281 How are your parents? 456 00:42:05,011 --> 00:42:09,069 - Deathly ill. - Wait, what? What's happened? 457 00:42:09,349 --> 00:42:13,139 Nothing, I'm just jiving with you. They're fine. They're solid as a rock. 458 00:42:13,219 --> 00:42:16,810 - They're doing good. - Okay, good. How's your cough? 459 00:42:16,890 --> 00:42:18,945 Uh, my cough went away, pretty quickly, actually. 460 00:42:19,025 --> 00:42:22,382 It did. Well, that's good to hear. All right, Michael. 461 00:42:22,462 --> 00:42:25,288 Gentlemen. You boys be good, okay? 462 00:42:26,299 --> 00:42:27,821 Okay. 463 00:42:28,801 --> 00:42:32,093 He runs by my house every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. 464 00:42:33,073 --> 00:42:37,364 Okay. Well, he grabs my balls when I cough. Beat that, faggot. 465 00:42:37,444 --> 00:42:39,021 Shotgun! 466 00:43:07,507 --> 00:43:10,597 Who's over, Jeff? One of your friends? 467 00:43:10,677 --> 00:43:12,188 No. 468 00:43:16,249 --> 00:43:18,094 I bought it! 469 00:43:20,319 --> 00:43:22,513 - What? - It was only 2000 miles. 470 00:43:22,593 --> 00:43:24,211 - With what? - I financed it, of course. 471 00:43:24,291 --> 00:43:25,461 - How? - What do you mean... 472 00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:27,581 ...I have my name on the... on the checkbook. 473 00:43:27,661 --> 00:43:30,818 Yeah, right. I can't... just give me the checkbook. 474 00:43:30,898 --> 00:43:33,787 You know that was for groceries and things around the house. 475 00:43:33,867 --> 00:43:36,890 Right, right. Which is why you would've said no if I wanted to buy the car. 476 00:43:36,970 --> 00:43:40,618 - You are taking that back tomorrow. - Forget it. Over my dead body. 477 00:43:44,145 --> 00:43:46,835 - I bought it. - I need a drink. 478 00:43:46,915 --> 00:43:48,737 It's mine. 479 00:43:49,317 --> 00:43:52,209 Hi, honey. How was school? 480 00:43:54,189 --> 00:43:55,744 School. 481 00:43:56,724 --> 00:43:59,214 - Huh. - I like your car. 482 00:43:59,694 --> 00:44:01,572 Well, I'll be. 483 00:44:03,364 --> 00:44:05,253 Thank you. 484 00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:07,211 I like it too. 485 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,337 You hear that? 486 00:44:22,417 --> 00:44:24,239 That's a red-eyed Vireo. 487 00:44:25,019 --> 00:44:28,686 Or a black-billed cuckoo. Either way... 488 00:44:28,766 --> 00:44:30,646 ...they, um... 489 00:44:31,226 --> 00:44:34,750 ...they only nest in the same spot for one year. 490 00:44:35,030 --> 00:44:36,874 Not entirety. 491 00:45:46,002 --> 00:45:49,326 That in and of itself isolates us from the rest of the world. 492 00:45:49,406 --> 00:45:53,029 It's like a microcosm of our foreign policy. You know what I mean? 493 00:45:53,109 --> 00:45:55,966 - You're a pseudo-intellectual. - What's up, Dahmer. 494 00:45:56,046 --> 00:45:58,402 Hey. Where's your trumpet? 495 00:45:58,482 --> 00:46:00,303 I quit. 496 00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:03,408 - What? When? - Yesterday. 497 00:46:04,288 --> 00:46:06,860 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 498 00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:09,279 Hey, posers. 499 00:46:09,359 --> 00:46:12,416 Hey, Figg. How's business? 500 00:46:12,496 --> 00:46:14,519 Want me to kick your fucking teeth in? 501 00:46:15,399 --> 00:46:17,277 Hey, check it out. 502 00:46:20,670 --> 00:46:24,595 - My dad brought it back from Germany. - Your dad fought the Nazis? 503 00:46:24,675 --> 00:46:26,530 No, he was one. 504 00:46:26,610 --> 00:46:28,658 Cut a Jew's throat with it. 505 00:46:30,614 --> 00:46:32,458 Hey, check it out. 506 00:46:37,639 --> 00:46:40,734 - Okay. Bye, Figg. - All right, Figg. See ya. 507 00:46:44,294 --> 00:46:46,784 Dahmer. Come on. 508 00:46:47,264 --> 00:46:49,142 Come on. 509 00:46:53,537 --> 00:46:56,383 Stay away from that dude. He's a total psycho. 510 00:47:06,483 --> 00:47:08,307 Hey, so where's that spot? 511 00:47:09,687 --> 00:47:11,531 Up here further. 512 00:47:15,191 --> 00:47:19,051 All right, well, we're gonna have to find an animal then, huh? 513 00:47:20,931 --> 00:47:23,020 Here. Hold this. 514 00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:24,945 Here, try it. 515 00:47:30,707 --> 00:47:32,564 We're hunting "wabbits." 516 00:47:33,444 --> 00:47:35,640 It's duck season. 517 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:37,554 Wabbit season. 518 00:47:40,251 --> 00:47:43,175 I swiped it from my dad. He doesn't need it. 519 00:47:43,255 --> 00:47:47,748 He just used it to fucking threaten my mom for no fucking reason. 520 00:47:49,678 --> 00:47:52,723 So it's mine now, you know? Fuck him. 521 00:48:09,279 --> 00:48:12,170 You know, they shut the water off at my house. 522 00:48:12,250 --> 00:48:14,061 Last week. 523 00:48:15,086 --> 00:48:17,726 - I'm sorry. - Yeah. 524 00:48:42,782 --> 00:48:44,864 Here. Your turn. 525 00:48:47,253 --> 00:48:48,776 No. 526 00:48:50,156 --> 00:48:51,979 Come on. 527 00:48:52,459 --> 00:48:54,314 No guns. 528 00:48:55,194 --> 00:48:57,045 Come on. 529 00:48:58,297 --> 00:49:00,176 Come on. 530 00:49:05,242 --> 00:49:08,729 Truman shared the same view of politics as James Madison... 531 00:49:08,809 --> 00:49:12,826 ...150 years earlier. How so? 532 00:49:17,550 --> 00:49:20,640 Mr. Dahmer. So glad you could join us. 533 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:23,765 - What the hell is he doing? - Go ahead, Scott. 534 00:49:27,926 --> 00:49:31,004 - Do you smell that? - Yeah. He reeks. 535 00:49:31,084 --> 00:49:34,688 Okay, people. Permission slips for next week's Washington DC trip... 536 00:49:34,768 --> 00:49:37,157 ...are due on my desk tomorrow. 537 00:49:37,237 --> 00:49:40,423 Every parent must sign one. 538 00:50:33,806 --> 00:50:37,478 It sucks being a virgin. Guys, I want to get in a puss. 539 00:50:41,335 --> 00:50:42,858 Dahmer. 540 00:50:44,238 --> 00:50:46,128 You wanna see my drawing? 541 00:50:46,208 --> 00:50:47,730 Sure. 542 00:50:49,210 --> 00:50:54,169 It's you as King Kong on the Washington Monument. That's not just a large wang. 543 00:50:54,249 --> 00:50:57,438 The most phallic symbol in our nation's capitol. 544 00:50:57,519 --> 00:50:59,564 The Washington Monument. 545 00:51:08,862 --> 00:51:11,924 Our fan club has to make our mark on DC. 546 00:51:16,804 --> 00:51:18,861 - Let's spazz on the White House lawn. - No. 547 00:51:18,941 --> 00:51:22,631 We can't get on the White House lawn. Dahmer, they have like, fences. 548 00:51:22,711 --> 00:51:24,699 Wait, I have an idea. Charlie. 549 00:51:24,779 --> 00:51:28,255 Charlie, hey. So, we were thinking... 550 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:31,606 ...since you're the token black in our class, why don't you try and use... 551 00:51:31,686 --> 00:51:34,686 ...Neil's Super-8 camera and we can film you doing the Martin Luther King... 552 00:51:34,710 --> 00:51:37,713 ..."I Have A Dream" speech, right at the Lincoln Memorial. 553 00:51:37,793 --> 00:51:41,485 I play football, Bakderf, not charades. 554 00:51:42,665 --> 00:51:46,310 John Bakderf and a Neil Davis. 555 00:51:49,204 --> 00:51:52,885 Jeffrey Dahmer and Charlie Smith. 556 00:52:01,583 --> 00:52:04,407 Dahmer. We're right here. 557 00:52:04,487 --> 00:52:08,934 Uh, if he tries to rape you in the middle of the night, just knock. Okay. 558 00:52:16,097 --> 00:52:18,187 So we're roommates, huh? 559 00:52:19,167 --> 00:52:20,745 Yep. 560 00:52:29,411 --> 00:52:31,634 "Three's Company" is so obvious. 561 00:52:32,114 --> 00:52:33,637 Huh? 562 00:52:34,717 --> 00:52:36,606 Mr. Roper. 563 00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:38,575 He's an idiot. 564 00:52:38,955 --> 00:52:40,833 Taxi's on in a few. 565 00:53:09,351 --> 00:53:11,842 Is it hard being the only black guy in our class? 566 00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:13,511 Nah. 567 00:53:14,391 --> 00:53:16,250 Your palms are less black. 568 00:53:17,761 --> 00:53:21,044 I wonder, are your insides the same as my insides? 569 00:53:21,464 --> 00:53:26,546 Like, your stomach is the same color as my stomach? 570 00:53:46,189 --> 00:53:49,147 It's totally bogus we didn't get to meet the President. 571 00:53:49,227 --> 00:53:52,517 Why didn't we just stay in Ohio and meet our state senators? 572 00:53:52,597 --> 00:53:54,808 - I dare you. - To what? 573 00:53:54,888 --> 00:53:57,923 - Call Carter. See if he's free. - Jeff, please. 574 00:53:58,803 --> 00:54:01,026 What's the worst thing that can happen? 575 00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:05,580 - Okay, what about Vice President Mondale? - That's impossible. 576 00:54:08,045 --> 00:54:09,890 If you want to. 577 00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:25,573 This is pointless. It's our last day here, we should get lunch. 578 00:54:25,597 --> 00:54:28,938 Hi, can you connect me to the vice president of the United States? 579 00:54:29,934 --> 00:54:31,789 Yeah, his office please. 580 00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:33,825 Thank you. 581 00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:36,628 - It's ringing. - What? 582 00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:38,586 It's ringing. 583 00:54:42,580 --> 00:54:44,103 Hello? 584 00:54:44,683 --> 00:54:47,974 Yes, we're from William Dawes High in Ohio. 585 00:54:48,554 --> 00:54:50,843 Just in the middle of nowhere. 586 00:54:51,223 --> 00:54:55,180 Yes, we're honor students, and part of the school newspaper... 587 00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:57,316 ...and we're very interested in politics. 588 00:54:57,396 --> 00:54:59,796 And we were wondering if we could interview you as an aide... 589 00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:02,032 ...to the vice president of the United States? 590 00:55:03,868 --> 00:55:05,557 Yes. 591 00:55:05,637 --> 00:55:08,096 Uh-huh. We are... 592 00:55:11,876 --> 00:55:13,733 ...one minute... 593 00:55:14,813 --> 00:55:16,902 ...on Constitutional Avenue. 594 00:55:17,282 --> 00:55:18,805 Uh-huh. 595 00:55:19,985 --> 00:55:22,475 Okay. Great. 596 00:55:22,555 --> 00:55:24,143 Great. 597 00:55:25,223 --> 00:55:26,915 We're in. 598 00:55:26,995 --> 00:55:30,015 - We're in. - What? Come on. 599 00:55:30,095 --> 00:55:34,513 - Dahmer's got balls, man, he's slick. - We have an appointment in an hour. 600 00:55:34,593 --> 00:55:37,647 So you get to sit in meetings with the vice president? 601 00:55:37,727 --> 00:55:39,525 Sometimes. 602 00:55:39,605 --> 00:55:41,227 Really? 603 00:55:41,307 --> 00:55:45,198 - Where is his office? - Oh, wait! Mr. Vice President. 604 00:55:45,278 --> 00:55:47,701 Sorry. Excuse me. 605 00:55:48,481 --> 00:55:51,537 Just a second. These kids are with the newspaper... 606 00:55:51,617 --> 00:55:54,474 - ...their school newspaper from... - Ohio. 607 00:55:54,554 --> 00:55:59,412 Ohio. That's a great state. Our fellow Midwesterners, I'm from Minnesota. 608 00:55:59,492 --> 00:56:03,650 So you want to pursue journalism when you grow up, or what? 609 00:56:03,730 --> 00:56:07,353 Well, I want to draw cartoons, but not for TV. 610 00:56:07,433 --> 00:56:09,689 I want to draw comics. 611 00:56:09,769 --> 00:56:12,689 Well, that's great, as long as you don't draw any political ones about me. 612 00:56:12,738 --> 00:56:14,427 - I won't do that. - Young lady? 613 00:56:14,507 --> 00:56:17,597 - I want to be a teacher. - That's nice. 614 00:56:18,077 --> 00:56:19,905 I really don't know. 615 00:56:19,985 --> 00:56:22,902 Don't worry, you got plenty of time to figure it out. 616 00:56:22,982 --> 00:56:27,807 Professor? You know, or my dad wants me to go into real estate. 617 00:56:27,887 --> 00:56:29,743 What about you? 618 00:56:30,323 --> 00:56:33,848 - Biology. - Great. You ought to pursue that. 619 00:56:34,928 --> 00:56:37,268 I'm sure you'll be happy no matter what you 620 00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,686 choose. You might want to consider politics. 621 00:56:39,766 --> 00:56:42,069 An admirable profession, young lady. 622 00:56:42,269 --> 00:56:44,691 - Enjoy D.C-, kids. - Thank you, sir. 623 00:56:44,771 --> 00:56:46,616 Nice to meet you. 624 00:56:49,275 --> 00:56:51,198 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 625 00:56:51,278 --> 00:56:53,900 Thank you. Thank you. 626 00:56:53,980 --> 00:56:55,803 Thank you so much. 627 00:56:56,783 --> 00:56:58,294 Yes. 628 00:57:03,056 --> 00:57:05,535 Hey. Dahmer. 629 00:57:07,727 --> 00:57:11,051 I'm Professor Mondale and you're gonna have a very bright future ahead of you. 630 00:57:11,131 --> 00:57:13,009 Thank you, Son. 631 00:57:19,205 --> 00:57:21,029 How'd it go? 632 00:57:22,309 --> 00:57:24,131 You all right? 633 00:57:24,811 --> 00:57:26,622 It was great. 634 00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:31,988 You know... 635 00:57:32,075 --> 00:57:33,941 ...that it has been difficult with your mother. 636 00:57:34,021 --> 00:57:38,313 I don't want to say anything bad about her. 637 00:57:39,093 --> 00:57:40,604 Just... 638 00:57:43,697 --> 00:57:45,788 Is she going back to the hospital? 639 00:57:46,768 --> 00:57:49,157 Not exactly. 640 00:57:49,237 --> 00:57:51,326 When you were younger... 641 00:57:52,406 --> 00:57:56,198 ...but then life gets in the... 642 00:57:56,278 --> 00:57:58,962 I work and... 643 00:58:01,969 --> 00:58:04,556 ...so while you were away, I moved into a motel. 644 00:58:04,636 --> 00:58:07,318 It's just down the block. 645 00:58:08,790 --> 00:58:12,052 I just thought it would be easier... 646 00:58:12,761 --> 00:58:14,633 ...while you were away. 647 00:58:15,630 --> 00:58:17,474 You okay? 648 00:58:20,868 --> 00:58:22,680 It'll be amicable. 649 00:58:32,078 --> 00:58:33,960 Hey, kid. 650 00:58:35,150 --> 00:58:38,163 I know you spoke to your dad. You okay? 651 00:58:41,389 --> 00:58:42,900 Aw. 652 00:58:51,165 --> 00:58:53,657 Do you want to talk to somebody about it now? 653 00:58:53,937 --> 00:58:56,592 - Hmm. - Okay. 654 00:58:56,672 --> 00:58:58,516 Get some sleep, honey. 655 00:59:24,799 --> 00:59:26,522 Hello. 656 00:59:26,602 --> 00:59:29,865 - You're running a cold, huh? - I think so. 657 00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:33,018 I've been getting chills. 658 00:59:35,010 --> 00:59:36,529 Well... 659 00:59:37,446 --> 00:59:39,510 ...it's always good to see your patients. 660 00:59:42,518 --> 00:59:44,797 So, a physical maybe? 661 00:59:53,395 --> 00:59:55,452 Stick out your tongue, say "ah." 662 00:59:55,532 --> 00:59:57,554 Ah. 663 00:59:57,634 --> 00:59:59,645 Okay. Tonsils look good. 664 01:00:01,637 --> 01:00:03,359 All right. 665 01:00:03,439 --> 01:00:05,651 Turn your head. Let's look in those ears. 666 01:00:08,310 --> 01:00:10,399 Do you do surgery? 667 01:00:10,479 --> 01:00:12,003 No. 668 01:00:13,083 --> 01:00:15,071 Why not? 669 01:00:15,151 --> 01:00:17,307 Turn your head. 670 01:00:17,387 --> 01:00:19,717 Well, I like caring for people, but... 671 01:00:19,797 --> 01:00:23,380 ...I'm not the type of person who wants to cut someone open, so this. 672 01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:26,284 Well, I almost became a podiatrist. 673 01:00:27,064 --> 01:00:29,853 - Less blood. - Yeah. 674 01:00:30,233 --> 01:00:31,798 Exactly. 675 01:00:33,636 --> 01:00:37,651 - What about what's on a patient's mind? - You mean a psychiatrist? 676 01:00:41,711 --> 01:00:44,191 Okay. Just relax, okay? 677 01:00:51,521 --> 01:00:53,399 Take a deep breath. 678 01:00:55,592 --> 01:00:58,839 Good. And another deep breath. 679 01:01:03,466 --> 01:01:06,092 Well, you seem healthy to me. 680 01:01:07,572 --> 01:01:09,585 Now before I weigh you... 681 01:01:11,194 --> 01:01:13,266 ...does it hurt when you urinate? 682 01:01:13,678 --> 01:01:15,433 Uh, no. 683 01:01:15,513 --> 01:01:17,069 Okay. 684 01:01:18,449 --> 01:01:20,766 And are you sexually active? 685 01:01:21,986 --> 01:01:23,593 What kind? 686 01:01:28,225 --> 01:01:30,114 Sort of. 687 01:01:30,794 --> 01:01:34,464 Well, you're at that age. Okay. Drop your underpants. 688 01:01:45,809 --> 01:01:47,399 Okay. 689 01:01:48,069 --> 01:01:49,602 Cough. 690 01:01:51,182 --> 01:01:53,205 Okay, good. Cough again. 691 01:01:53,985 --> 01:01:55,808 And cough one more time. 692 01:02:03,744 --> 01:02:06,157 I'm finished. You can pull up your pants. 693 01:02:38,529 --> 01:02:40,153 Jeff, dinner. 694 01:02:40,233 --> 01:02:43,756 Just... a minute. Go away. 695 01:02:43,836 --> 01:02:46,114 - Jeff? - Go away! 696 01:03:05,123 --> 01:03:07,580 Jeffrey was really hot. 697 01:03:07,660 --> 01:03:10,317 Shut up, gross. No, she's not. 698 01:03:10,397 --> 01:03:12,017 Yeah. 699 01:03:12,097 --> 01:03:13,653 Yes. 700 01:03:14,233 --> 01:03:16,467 Neil, your mom's smoking too. 701 01:03:17,670 --> 01:03:20,226 Yeah. So is that car she drives. 702 01:03:20,306 --> 01:03:23,364 The Jaguar? The piece of shit? 703 01:03:23,844 --> 01:03:26,999 Your mom... your mom's extraordinarily hot. 704 01:03:27,079 --> 01:03:29,535 - Yeah, so... - I've jerked off to your mom before. 705 01:03:29,615 --> 01:03:30,903 Jesus Christ. 706 01:03:30,983 --> 01:03:34,642 Well, I've jerked off in my room, I've jerked off to your mom before. 707 01:03:35,222 --> 01:03:37,478 Not gonna lie, I have too. 708 01:03:37,958 --> 01:03:40,213 - I banged her. - That is true. 709 01:03:40,293 --> 01:03:42,480 No. No, you didn't. 710 01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,769 Come on, Derf. What, you haven't banged your best friend's mom? 711 01:03:45,849 --> 01:03:48,355 You guys haven't actually banged your best friend's mom, right? 712 01:03:48,435 --> 01:03:50,190 You're just messing with me. 713 01:03:50,270 --> 01:03:52,159 - Of course not. - Can you believe it? 714 01:03:52,239 --> 01:03:55,629 - I wish I had a best friend. - Jesus, Dahmer. 715 01:03:55,709 --> 01:03:58,399 Forgot you were over there. Freaked me out. 716 01:03:58,479 --> 01:04:02,236 You guys want to head inside and raid the fridge before my folks get home? 717 01:04:02,316 --> 01:04:04,271 - Put that out? - Just give me one sec. 718 01:04:04,351 --> 01:04:06,228 Come on. 719 01:04:19,665 --> 01:04:21,523 Hold up. 720 01:04:22,803 --> 01:04:24,658 What's Dahmer up to? 721 01:04:25,138 --> 01:04:29,863 I don't know. Something about last weekend in your clubhouse kinda creeped me out. 722 01:04:29,943 --> 01:04:31,599 Jeff's a little off, you know? 723 01:04:31,679 --> 01:04:34,537 Well, yeah, but that's what we like about him, right? 724 01:04:35,617 --> 01:04:38,940 Do you guys think that the way we treat him is mean? 725 01:04:39,020 --> 01:04:41,543 What? No. No. Why? 726 01:04:41,623 --> 01:04:44,628 - Are you sure? - No. I... 727 01:04:46,308 --> 01:04:48,683 ...I think... I think he seems to enjoy it. 728 01:04:48,763 --> 01:04:51,820 I think if he didn't want to, he wouldn't do it. Right? 729 01:04:51,900 --> 01:04:55,089 - What do you think? - I don't know. 730 01:04:55,169 --> 01:04:56,992 I'm cool with it. 731 01:04:58,072 --> 01:05:00,428 Okay. Who wants the back seat of pain? 732 01:05:00,508 --> 01:05:02,063 Shotgun. 733 01:05:02,143 --> 01:05:03,954 I got shotgun. 734 01:05:25,566 --> 01:05:27,539 They here? 735 01:05:27,619 --> 01:05:29,691 - Yes! - Oh, thank God. 736 01:05:29,771 --> 01:05:31,726 - Finally, finally. - Have you looked at them? 737 01:05:31,806 --> 01:05:33,006 - Yeah, I snuck a peak. - What? 738 01:05:33,074 --> 01:05:35,331 - No! - Sorry. Check them out. 739 01:05:35,411 --> 01:05:38,333 Wait, wait, no, Derf, before we open them we got to get Jeff. 740 01:05:38,413 --> 01:05:40,693 Come on, Neil's seen them already. Jeff's in the photos... 741 01:05:40,717 --> 01:05:44,307 You lost. Outvoted. Oh, my God. 742 01:05:44,387 --> 01:05:46,141 Oh, my God. 743 01:05:46,221 --> 01:05:47,777 Oh! 744 01:05:48,657 --> 01:05:51,380 - Look. You see it? - Yeah, I'm seeing it. 745 01:05:51,460 --> 01:05:53,316 Holy shit. 746 01:05:54,096 --> 01:05:57,175 Oh, good, it's here. Here, let's see. 747 01:06:02,036 --> 01:06:04,694 So that's... that's honor society. 748 01:06:05,374 --> 01:06:07,396 No, that's debate club, that's honor society. 749 01:06:07,476 --> 01:06:09,698 What is Jeff Dahm... 750 01:06:09,778 --> 01:06:12,301 He is not in any of these clubs. 751 01:06:12,381 --> 01:06:16,005 - Who did this? - I took the photos, but I believe... 752 01:06:16,585 --> 01:06:18,440 - I believe he is in... - He's not in debate. 753 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,945 He's not here, and he's not in that... 754 01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:24,647 Excuse me, what are you... oh, no. 755 01:06:24,727 --> 01:06:26,215 Wait, what are you... 756 01:06:26,295 --> 01:06:28,340 Its that really necessary? 757 01:06:37,399 --> 01:06:40,797 I just... I'm not... I'm not being irrational. It's just that he cannot... 758 01:06:40,877 --> 01:06:42,565 Mom? 759 01:06:42,645 --> 01:06:44,668 He can't take my son. 760 01:06:45,949 --> 01:06:49,272 Why does he even want Dave? He can't take care of Dave. 761 01:06:49,352 --> 01:06:52,174 What's he gonna do? What's he gonna do with him? 762 01:06:52,522 --> 01:06:56,678 I don't know. I just think that you've somehow gotten into a scenario... 763 01:06:56,758 --> 01:07:00,817 ...where you're somehow representing him and not me. 764 01:07:00,897 --> 01:07:02,753 Whose lawyer are you? 765 01:07:03,733 --> 01:07:06,957 I'm not getting... I'm not getting heated. I'm just saying, whose lawyer are you? 766 01:07:07,037 --> 01:07:09,482 Aren't you supposed to be representing me? 767 01:07:13,075 --> 01:07:16,755 No. Okay. So if he has the house then I get Dave. 768 01:08:27,483 --> 01:08:31,331 Go on, go. Get! Go! Get! 769 01:08:58,483 --> 01:09:02,848 Just talk to your dad before you spend the day with him, okay? So just... 770 01:09:02,928 --> 01:09:05,811 This is what you want to surprise me with? 771 01:09:05,891 --> 01:09:08,611 You know what's not a surprise? The fact that you're 45 minutes late. 772 01:09:08,635 --> 01:09:10,950 I'm not late. The kids... you know the kids. 773 01:09:11,030 --> 01:09:14,620 That's right, you don't know about the kids because you're not at home anymore. 774 01:09:14,700 --> 01:09:17,126 What is this, some big surprise? 775 01:09:21,639 --> 01:09:24,963 What do you think you want me to do with these, huh? What do you want me to do? 776 01:09:25,043 --> 01:09:28,668 What do you want me to do? You want custody of David, is that right? Stay in the car. 777 01:09:29,748 --> 01:09:34,107 - Give it to me. I don't give a shit. - Hey, hey, hey. 778 01:09:34,187 --> 01:09:36,710 - Private issue. - Excuse me, sir. 779 01:09:36,790 --> 01:09:39,879 Boys, just come out of the car, please. Jeffrey, come on. 780 01:09:39,959 --> 01:09:41,803 Too late. 781 01:09:44,062 --> 01:09:45,652 Okay. 782 01:09:46,032 --> 01:09:47,596 All right. 783 01:09:47,676 --> 01:09:50,393 Okay, all right. All right. 784 01:09:51,203 --> 01:09:52,714 Okay. 785 01:10:38,886 --> 01:10:40,983 Now I remember. 786 01:10:41,063 --> 01:10:42,609 - Hey, man. - How are you doing? 787 01:10:42,689 --> 01:10:45,545 Well, would you lookie here, the rah rah bender extreme. 788 01:10:45,625 --> 01:10:47,815 - What else do you think we'd be doing? - Lightweights? 789 01:10:47,895 --> 01:10:49,783 Be home playing snare drum or something. 790 01:10:49,863 --> 01:10:52,449 It's no more active than standing on the sidelines. 791 01:10:52,529 --> 01:10:56,056 Good one. Good one. You're all right for a turd. 792 01:10:56,136 --> 01:10:59,693 - Where's your mascot, dumb Dahmer? - He's not here. 793 01:10:59,773 --> 01:11:02,956 - What are you gonna be, a prom date? - No, but your mom might. 794 01:11:03,036 --> 01:11:06,800 - She can fit in a prom dress. - Dahmer's like your little court jester. 795 01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:09,870 Except he's not hanging out with you guys much anymore, now, is he. 796 01:11:09,950 --> 01:11:12,440 - The fan club still lives on. - Really? 797 01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:14,942 'Cause it looks like he ditched you. 798 01:11:15,522 --> 01:11:18,479 - We'll get him to show up. - For what? 799 01:11:18,559 --> 01:11:22,216 He's doing a rocking command performance. Yeah, he'll ante up for sure. 800 01:11:22,696 --> 01:11:25,885 - I doubt it. - But really we should... 801 01:11:25,965 --> 01:11:28,288 ...we should get him to spazz to the max. 802 01:11:28,368 --> 01:11:30,590 Yeah, but, Derf, he hasn't spazzed in, like, weeks. 803 01:11:30,670 --> 01:11:34,403 - I don't think he's into... - I have 5 bucks, I can pay him. 804 01:11:34,483 --> 01:11:38,885 - I mean, it gets him out on a Saturday. - Okay, I'm in. That will be so killer. 805 01:11:38,965 --> 01:11:41,592 - 5 bucks. 5 bucks. - That'll be killer. 806 01:11:49,456 --> 01:11:51,446 Hey, Jeff. Hey. 807 01:11:51,526 --> 01:11:54,449 So, Dahmer fanclub has a new idea. 808 01:11:54,529 --> 01:11:57,452 Basically, we're gonna go to the mall... 809 01:11:57,532 --> 01:12:01,923 ...and you're gonna spazz like crazy. Just the craziest spazz you've ever done. 810 01:12:02,003 --> 01:12:04,159 Why don't you just leave him alone? 811 01:12:04,239 --> 01:12:07,328 He's not a sideshow attraction. 812 01:12:07,408 --> 01:12:09,567 Leave him alone? It's gonna be fun. 813 01:12:09,647 --> 01:12:13,502 I have about $32 for you, but by Saturday I will probably have a ton more. 814 01:12:13,582 --> 01:12:18,306 So take it, and this can be like your final command performance. 815 01:12:18,386 --> 01:12:20,275 It's gonna be totally awesome. 816 01:12:20,855 --> 01:12:22,871 We're gonna go out in style. 817 01:12:24,256 --> 01:12:26,062 You in? 818 01:12:31,531 --> 01:12:33,555 Awesome. You excited? 819 01:12:33,635 --> 01:12:36,447 - Mm-hmm, yeah. - Awesome. Yes! 820 01:12:55,524 --> 01:12:58,247 So, is... coming? 821 01:12:58,327 --> 01:13:00,982 Uh, yeah. He said he was. 822 01:13:01,062 --> 01:13:03,252 How about Burowski and Gunsler? 823 01:13:03,332 --> 01:13:05,421 Oh, Burowski's... 824 01:13:05,501 --> 01:13:08,438 ...Burowski didn't pay. Um... 825 01:13:08,518 --> 01:13:10,916 ...but Gunsler said he was coming. 826 01:13:19,414 --> 01:13:21,403 Jeez, Dahmer. 827 01:13:21,483 --> 01:13:23,761 Never seen you drink like that before. 828 01:13:29,657 --> 01:13:31,536 Here I am. 829 01:13:52,114 --> 01:13:54,171 Where are we meeting these idiots? 830 01:13:54,651 --> 01:13:59,131 Um, we're gonna meet them by the lockers at fatties. 831 01:14:02,958 --> 01:14:06,516 - Okay, about time. - Sorry, guys. Money? 832 01:14:06,596 --> 01:14:09,319 You've got money, money, money? 833 01:14:09,399 --> 01:14:13,857 - Thank you for coming. - Here we go. Cash, cash, cash, cash. 834 01:14:14,537 --> 01:14:17,266 All right, that's about $15. Not bad. 835 01:14:17,346 --> 01:14:21,731 - Let's get this show on the road. - All right. I now present to you, Jeff. 836 01:14:21,811 --> 01:14:23,360 Jeffrey. 837 01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:25,535 For this, I'm Jeffrey. 838 01:14:25,715 --> 01:14:29,539 Okay. Then I present to you, Jeffrey Dahmer... 839 01:14:29,619 --> 01:14:31,837 ...in his command performance. 840 01:14:38,060 --> 01:14:40,539 Gladly. 841 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:19,724 - Hey, man. - Get off me, man. 842 01:15:19,804 --> 01:15:21,626 It's just my medicine. 843 01:15:22,306 --> 01:15:23,944 It's just medicine. 844 01:15:43,661 --> 01:15:45,939 I'm so hungry! 845 01:16:00,944 --> 01:16:03,568 Hey! Hey, kid. Get out. 846 01:16:03,648 --> 01:16:06,060 Out. Leave. 847 01:16:33,411 --> 01:16:35,490 Here I am! 848 01:17:13,154 --> 01:17:14,708 Hey. 849 01:17:23,228 --> 01:17:25,107 That was awesome. 850 01:17:33,139 --> 01:17:35,018 Oh, hi, honey. 851 01:17:36,842 --> 01:17:39,088 Hey, guess what? The divorce is final. 852 01:17:41,814 --> 01:17:43,709 Your dad got the house. 853 01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:47,007 I gotta go to grandma's with your brother... 854 01:17:47,087 --> 01:17:50,677 ...but I need you not to tell your dad that we're going. Okay, can I count on you to... 855 01:17:50,757 --> 01:17:54,365 ...to not tell your dad that I'm going? For me. 856 01:17:55,729 --> 01:17:57,607 I won't. 857 01:19:31,692 --> 01:19:33,816 Dead animals probably turn up all the time. 858 01:19:33,896 --> 01:19:38,287 No, this was... this was a specific incident. It was creepy. 859 01:19:38,367 --> 01:19:39,967 - And you know what... - It's not creepy. 860 01:19:39,991 --> 01:19:42,758 - I bet it was a coh-ven of witches. - You mean a coven? 861 01:19:42,838 --> 01:19:44,259 - It's coven? - Yeah. 862 01:19:44,339 --> 01:19:47,930 Whatever. There's been a reported rise in satanic witch cults. 863 01:19:48,010 --> 01:19:50,866 - According to what? According to who? - What? Where? 864 01:19:50,946 --> 01:19:52,735 - Everyone. - You know what you should do? 865 01:19:52,815 --> 01:19:54,609 You should get one of the witch cults to wish 866 01:19:54,621 --> 01:19:56,271 in their cauldron to get you a prom date. 867 01:19:56,351 --> 01:19:59,007 - Piss off. - Mike's looking for a prom date. 868 01:19:59,087 --> 01:20:01,410 Oh, yeah, and Derf's planning to put you up for prom King. 869 01:20:01,490 --> 01:20:03,212 - No, I'm not. - It doesn't matter. 870 01:20:03,292 --> 01:20:07,116 There isn't a girl within 50 miles of the place who would go to prom with Dahmer. 871 01:20:08,096 --> 01:20:09,607 No? 872 01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:33,143 - Bridget. Hello. - Hi. 873 01:20:33,223 --> 01:20:36,112 I know we don't know each other too well... 874 01:20:36,192 --> 01:20:38,248 - Not really. - Um... 875 01:20:38,328 --> 01:20:43,220 ...I heard your friend, um, Margaret was going to the prom? 876 01:20:43,300 --> 01:20:47,123 Yeah, with Bryan Gunsler. They're friends from debate. 877 01:20:47,203 --> 01:20:49,293 What are you doing Saturday? 878 01:20:49,873 --> 01:20:52,096 Some final papers are due. 879 01:20:52,676 --> 01:20:55,354 Well, do you want to go to prom? 880 01:20:56,045 --> 01:20:58,568 Oh, with who? 881 01:20:58,648 --> 01:21:00,204 Me. 882 01:21:00,884 --> 01:21:02,753 Oh, um... 883 01:21:03,695 --> 01:21:06,293 - ...I don't know. - You can go with me... 884 01:21:06,373 --> 01:21:08,871 ...but spend the time with her. 885 01:21:11,260 --> 01:21:13,417 I don't think that's a very good idea. 886 01:21:14,257 --> 01:21:15,539 Why? 887 01:21:15,619 --> 01:21:19,897 Look, I'm going to be late for class, so... 888 01:21:20,737 --> 01:21:22,448 It will be fun. 889 01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:28,466 You're not gonna be weird or... drink? 890 01:21:29,512 --> 01:21:31,324 No, I won't. 891 01:21:35,518 --> 01:21:37,208 Look... 892 01:21:37,288 --> 01:21:39,335 ...a lot of upperclassmen... 893 01:21:39,415 --> 01:21:41,306 ...don't know who you are. 894 01:21:41,992 --> 01:21:44,472 But if you to go to the prom... 895 01:21:44,552 --> 01:21:47,407 ...you will be way ahead of most of your class. 896 01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,613 You want to seem normal, right? 897 01:21:55,939 --> 01:21:57,762 I guess. 898 01:21:58,142 --> 01:22:00,865 A lot of freshmen just want to be asked. 899 01:22:00,945 --> 01:22:03,590 So it's totally normal that I thought of you. 900 01:22:07,267 --> 01:22:10,007 I don't know. Just let me think about it? 901 01:22:10,087 --> 01:22:11,942 I'll talk to my parents. 902 01:22:12,322 --> 01:22:13,833 Okay. 903 01:22:50,494 --> 01:22:54,019 Oh, okay. Just stand in front of the backdrop for me. 904 01:22:54,099 --> 01:22:56,110 You guys are my last ones tonight. 905 01:23:05,208 --> 01:23:07,020 Get closer. 906 01:23:09,346 --> 01:23:11,804 Don't be scared, she's not gonna bite. 907 01:23:12,884 --> 01:23:14,895 And smile. 908 01:23:47,719 --> 01:23:49,542 Oh, look who showed. 909 01:23:50,522 --> 01:23:53,346 - Unbelievable. - What is? 910 01:23:53,626 --> 01:23:55,315 Just look. 911 01:23:55,895 --> 01:23:57,772 Thank you. 912 01:24:03,068 --> 01:24:04,872 That was sweet. 913 01:24:06,572 --> 01:24:08,027 I tried. 914 01:24:08,107 --> 01:24:10,185 Can you get us a drink? 915 01:24:18,249 --> 01:24:21,707 Dahmer. Hey. It's good to see you here. 916 01:24:21,787 --> 01:24:23,662 Hey, Neil. 917 01:24:25,957 --> 01:24:28,373 Hey, I just wanted to... 918 01:24:29,145 --> 01:24:31,820 ...apologize for what happened at the mall. 919 01:24:33,100 --> 01:24:34,773 You weren't there. 920 01:24:34,853 --> 01:24:37,634 I know. I couldn't... 921 01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:42,311 You know, you didn't have to do that. 922 01:24:45,110 --> 01:24:46,900 It wasn't bad. 923 01:24:46,980 --> 01:24:48,502 Yeah? 924 01:24:48,882 --> 01:24:50,838 I don't know. I just... 925 01:24:50,918 --> 01:24:52,473 Neil. 926 01:24:53,453 --> 01:24:55,330 I'm sorry. 927 01:25:32,392 --> 01:25:35,272 You're supposed to put your hands around my waist. 928 01:25:47,307 --> 01:25:49,130 Hi, Derf. 929 01:25:49,210 --> 01:25:51,633 - Hey. - Hi, I'm Penny. 930 01:25:51,713 --> 01:25:53,516 Um, Bridget. 931 01:25:55,416 --> 01:25:56,939 Congrats. 932 01:25:58,119 --> 01:25:59,942 On what? 933 01:26:00,922 --> 01:26:02,743 We made it. 934 01:26:02,823 --> 01:26:05,102 Oh, yeah, right. 935 01:26:12,832 --> 01:26:15,879 - I have to pee. - Oh, okay. 936 01:28:14,923 --> 01:28:18,113 - Where are you going? - We're going to grandma's. 937 01:28:18,193 --> 01:28:19,771 Today? 938 01:28:22,864 --> 01:28:24,888 You're going to miss my graduation. 939 01:28:25,268 --> 01:28:26,556 Can I go? 940 01:28:26,636 --> 01:28:30,462 Sweetie, we're not going to the graduation, we're going to grandma's. 941 01:28:31,742 --> 01:28:36,188 Honey, your dad's gonna be there, we can't be in the same room. You know that. 942 01:28:37,248 --> 01:28:39,937 Hugsies? Come on. 943 01:28:40,017 --> 01:28:42,700 Oh, wow, not even when I'm going, huh? 944 01:28:44,954 --> 01:28:47,178 Come on, good day. Keep the smiles on. 945 01:28:47,258 --> 01:28:50,114 Hey, baby, put this out for mama. 946 01:28:51,094 --> 01:28:53,118 Take care of your dad, okay? 947 01:28:53,998 --> 01:28:55,875 Smiles up! 948 01:29:07,309 --> 01:29:09,722 - Did you hide the keys? - No. 949 01:29:13,016 --> 01:29:15,339 Got them! Bye, honey! 950 01:29:15,419 --> 01:29:17,341 Bye, Jeff. 951 01:29:17,421 --> 01:29:20,044 - Bye, Dave. - Love you, baby! 952 01:30:11,843 --> 01:30:14,632 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome. Congratulations. 953 01:30:14,712 --> 01:30:17,357 Oh, and, Jeff... 954 01:30:20,217 --> 01:30:22,073 ...she's all yours now. 955 01:30:22,553 --> 01:30:24,398 I'm proud of you, kid. 956 01:30:36,334 --> 01:30:39,492 Hey. Mom, I got to go to the grocery store and pick some stuff up. 957 01:30:39,572 --> 01:30:43,061 Well, honey, I'm about to put your favorite Hawaiian chicken in the oven. 958 01:30:43,141 --> 01:30:45,231 Oh. Well, I've gotta pick up my last paycheck. 959 01:30:45,311 --> 01:30:47,431 All right, the whole family is eating dinner together. 960 01:30:47,493 --> 01:30:50,701 - Okay. I gotta go. I gotta go. - We're all together. 961 01:31:29,555 --> 01:31:31,066 Jeff? 962 01:31:35,060 --> 01:31:36,884 Hey, man. 963 01:31:37,364 --> 01:31:39,236 Greetings. Baa. 964 01:31:42,768 --> 01:31:45,561 What are you doing? Are you walking home? 965 01:31:47,340 --> 01:31:49,028 Yeah. 966 01:31:49,108 --> 01:31:51,320 Okay. You want a ride? 967 01:31:54,046 --> 01:31:55,558 Sure. 968 01:32:01,220 --> 01:32:03,076 What are you up to? 969 01:32:03,156 --> 01:32:07,380 I was just taking the long way home, because I leave for college tomorrow. 970 01:32:07,460 --> 01:32:09,917 - No kidding. - Yeah. 971 01:32:10,497 --> 01:32:13,910 Yeah, I'm taking some art classes over the summer. 972 01:32:31,184 --> 01:32:33,074 Do you want to come in? 973 01:32:33,754 --> 01:32:35,578 Your house is pretty dark. 974 01:32:37,358 --> 01:32:39,403 Yeah, I've got it all to myself. 975 01:32:41,428 --> 01:32:44,453 - My dad's living with his girlfriend... - Are you bleeding? 976 01:32:45,833 --> 01:32:48,127 No. That's just, um... 977 01:32:53,307 --> 01:32:54,884 ...paint. 978 01:32:58,445 --> 01:33:00,858 - It's paint? - Yeah. 979 01:33:02,916 --> 01:33:05,567 So you're going to Ohio State? 980 01:33:05,987 --> 01:33:08,209 Yeah. No. 981 01:33:08,789 --> 01:33:12,747 No, I'm going to... I'm going to Pittsburgh, actually. 982 01:33:12,827 --> 01:33:16,316 I'm taking art classes there, so I'm very... 983 01:33:17,112 --> 01:33:18,976 ...very excited about that. 984 01:33:22,134 --> 01:33:23,822 What about you? 985 01:33:24,872 --> 01:33:26,896 Oh, Ohio State, I think. 986 01:33:27,376 --> 01:33:28,630 - Yeah? - Yeah. 987 01:33:28,710 --> 01:33:31,733 That's great. That's where Mike's going. 988 01:33:31,813 --> 01:33:33,636 You guys will have fun. 989 01:33:34,016 --> 01:33:36,038 What are you majoring in? 990 01:33:36,518 --> 01:33:38,942 Decorating. 991 01:33:40,222 --> 01:33:42,647 I'm decorating. 992 01:33:45,659 --> 01:33:48,269 I thought you wanted to major in biology. 993 01:33:50,998 --> 01:33:52,510 Yeah. 994 01:33:59,639 --> 01:34:01,197 Are you okay? 995 01:34:02,277 --> 01:34:03,854 Yep. 996 01:34:10,484 --> 01:34:12,374 We could pop open a beer. 997 01:34:12,954 --> 01:34:14,610 I have a spliff left. 998 01:34:14,690 --> 01:34:19,921 No, I gotta get home soon for dinner with my folks. 999 01:34:27,069 --> 01:34:28,734 Hey, you know what I have? 1000 01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:34,397 Check it out. 1001 01:34:34,877 --> 01:34:38,968 - Is that me? - Yep. This is you as a superhero. 1002 01:34:39,248 --> 01:34:43,780 It was supposed to be the cover of the yearbook, but it got rejected. 1003 01:34:44,320 --> 01:34:47,212 And then this is you as... 1004 01:34:48,391 --> 01:34:53,064 I don't know what I was doing... oh, you're a... you're a bird feeder. 1005 01:34:53,496 --> 01:34:58,099 And this is you as a flag pole, and then just a bunch of old ones. 1006 01:35:01,202 --> 01:35:03,081 You can have them. 1007 01:35:12,247 --> 01:35:14,159 No, I don't want this. 1008 01:35:33,770 --> 01:35:36,416 - We were just having fun, you know? - Yeah? 1009 01:35:39,909 --> 01:35:42,700 - I'm just like anybody else. - Yeah, I know you are. 1010 01:35:42,780 --> 01:35:46,018 It's great, it's all great. We're... 1011 01:35:47,085 --> 01:35:51,898 ...we're all doing really exciting, fun things. 1012 01:35:55,391 --> 01:35:57,403 It is great. 1013 01:36:02,064 --> 01:36:03,954 How about one beer? 1014 01:36:04,034 --> 01:36:05,924 Just one? 1015 01:36:07,304 --> 01:36:09,182 And all is forgiven. 1016 01:36:17,213 --> 01:36:18,737 Okay. 1017 01:36:20,267 --> 01:36:21,927 Okay. 1018 01:36:53,584 --> 01:36:56,374 Whoa. Hey. 1019 01:36:56,454 --> 01:36:59,610 Um, I think I'm gonna... I think I should get a move on. 1020 01:36:59,690 --> 01:37:02,581 - What? - Yeah, I just think that I should... 1021 01:37:03,361 --> 01:37:05,172 ...get going. 1022 01:37:13,704 --> 01:37:15,582 Sorry, man. 1023 01:37:18,409 --> 01:37:21,889 My mom will just kill me if I don't get home for dinner on time, so... 1024 01:37:22,814 --> 01:37:26,674 I just... yeah. I'll see you on the flip side, Dahmer. 1025 01:38:03,888 --> 01:38:06,713 Okay. Okay. All right. 1026 01:38:15,310 --> 01:38:16,814 Okay. 1027 01:40:35,443 --> 01:40:37,266 - Hey. - Hello. 1028 01:40:37,346 --> 01:40:40,769 - You just get out of the concert? - Yeah. Great show. 1029 01:40:41,149 --> 01:40:42,909 - Where are you headed? - I made it this far. 1030 01:40:42,985 --> 01:40:45,062 I'm headed back to Akron. 1031 01:40:47,088 --> 01:40:49,333 You want to party some more? 1032 01:40:51,926 --> 01:40:54,883 - Sure. - All right, get in. 1033 01:40:54,963 --> 01:40:58,855 - My name is Jeffrey. - Steven Hicks. Nice to meet you.