1 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,751 [ Man On TV Chattering ] I'm working my triceps. 2 00:00:38,836 --> 00:00:41,254 I'm working the back of my calves, and I'm working my heart. 3 00:00:43,465 --> 00:00:45,675 [ Chattering Continues ] [ Wind Chimes Tinkling ] 4 00:00:45,759 --> 00:00:48,261 [ Chomping ] 5 00:00:48,345 --> 00:00:51,181 whole body calorie burning. whole body muscle toning. Everything. 6 00:00:51,265 --> 00:00:54,267 Now what about upper body? All right. We'll do upper body. 7 00:00:57,104 --> 00:00:59,063 [ Horse Whinnying ] 8 00:00:59,148 --> 00:01:01,064 Now, here's one ofour new movements. 9 00:01:01,149 --> 00:01:04,610 I want you to see the range of motion. Just go to ‘‘Hurdle" or ‘‘Sprint." 10 00:01:04,694 --> 00:01:06,612 Look at the sprint that I have. 11 00:01:06,696 --> 00:01:09,406 How many people can get that range of motion? 12 00:01:09,490 --> 00:01:13,911 Say I wanna dojust my hip flexors or my buttocks even more. 13 00:01:13,995 --> 00:01:15,913 I do what's called digging. 14 00:01:15,997 --> 00:01:18,540 Look at the range of motion. I use this for a lot ofswimwear models. 15 00:01:18,625 --> 00:01:21,710 Very, very, very important. How 'bout Butt Squeeze? 16 00:01:21,794 --> 00:01:23,587 Yup. I see you wanted to touch. 17 00:01:23,713 --> 00:01:26,632 That's a good way- Not this show! Not touching this show! 18 00:01:32,055 --> 00:01:33,972 [ Rattling ] 19 00:01:36,142 --> 00:01:38,393 [ Children Laughing ] 20 00:01:38,478 --> 00:01:41,021 [ woman Narrating ] Hell is a teenage girl. 21 00:01:41,105 --> 00:01:43,023 [ Laughing Continues ] 22 00:01:46,693 --> 00:01:48,694 [ Birds Chirping ] 23 00:01:55,327 --> 00:01:57,827 [ Narrating Continues ] I guess I'm not exactly perfect myself. 24 00:01:59,330 --> 00:02:01,831 But at least I have my fans. 25 00:02:05,544 --> 00:02:07,712 I mean, I get letters every day. 26 00:02:09,590 --> 00:02:11,549 Mostly from perverts and chesters, 27 00:02:11,634 --> 00:02:13,593 but still... 28 00:02:14,679 --> 00:02:16,680 I'm kinda the shit. 29 00:02:17,682 --> 00:02:19,849 [ women Shouting ] 30 00:02:19,934 --> 00:02:22,435 Rec time started five minutes ago, Needy. 31 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,479 Grassy-ass, Raymundo. 32 00:02:29,235 --> 00:02:33,737 Sometimes, the letters are from people who say they're praying for me. 33 00:02:33,822 --> 00:02:37,950 They tell me everything will be okay if I just acceptJesus Christ into my heart. 34 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,038 I say the words, but nothing ever happens. 35 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,958 Nobody comes back. 36 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,669 Nobody gets offthe cross. 37 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:55,801 welcome to the Mental Olympics. 38 00:02:55,885 --> 00:02:58,846 They're big on recreation here. 39 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:01,390 Supposedly, it helps us vent our aggressions. 40 00:03:03,518 --> 00:03:05,436 Oh, yeah! 41 00:03:06,730 --> 00:03:10,190 Personally, I think they're trying to wear us out, 42 00:03:10,275 --> 00:03:12,901 keep us sluggish so there won't be an uprising. 43 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:17,239 well, thoseJ.V. tactics won't work against me. 44 00:03:17,324 --> 00:03:19,240 I'm a kicker. 45 00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:21,617 K-I-C-K-E-R. 46 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,911 It even says so on my chart. 47 00:03:26,332 --> 00:03:28,333 Just one Toast 'Em, huh? 48 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,504 I like Toast 'Ems. Well, that's good. 49 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:36,674 But I'm not sure a Toast 'Em can provide sufficient energy during your day. 50 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,926 I recommend more complex carbo— 51 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:47,268 - No, she didn't! - I recommend you shut the fuck up! 52 00:03:47,353 --> 00:03:49,604 - All right. - [ Cheering ] 53 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,941 [ woman Shouting ] 54 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,445 Don't touch me! 55 00:03:58,364 --> 00:04:00,865 [ Screaming ] 56 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,451 [ Grunts ] 57 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,787 [ Gasps ] 58 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:11,625 [ Screaming ] 59 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:13,710 [ Panting ] 60 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:19,174 [ Narrating Continues ] I wasn't always this cracked. 61 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:21,802 I used to be normal. 62 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:25,806 well, as normal as any girl under the influence ofteenage hormones. 63 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,853 But after the killings began, I started to feel— 64 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,855 I don't know- 65 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,817 loose around the edges or something. 66 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:39,486 ♪♪ [ Speakers: Muzak ] 67 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,076 God! 68 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,328 I hate this fucking song. 69 00:04:52,665 --> 00:04:55,166 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 70 00:04:55,334 --> 00:04:58,670 This is where it all went down. 71 00:05:00,381 --> 00:05:02,966 ‘‘Devil's Kettle" sounds twisted, I know, 72 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:05,718 but the place isjust named after a waterfall. 73 00:05:06,762 --> 00:05:09,472 Technically, it's not a normal waterfall. 74 00:05:09,557 --> 00:05:12,600 It goes into this hole, and it doesn't come out. 75 00:05:12,685 --> 00:05:16,146 The scientist guys dropped all kinds ofthings down there, 76 00:05:16,230 --> 00:05:18,398 but nothing ever surfaces. 77 00:05:18,482 --> 00:05:20,400 Maybe it's another dimension. 78 00:05:20,484 --> 00:05:23,027 or, you know,just really deep. 79 00:05:25,573 --> 00:05:28,408 ♪♪ [ Pop ] 80 00:05:32,371 --> 00:05:35,123 Just two months ago, me,Jennifer and my boyfriend, Chip, 81 00:05:35,207 --> 00:05:38,042 were completely normal people. 82 00:05:38,127 --> 00:05:40,669 we were ouryearbook pictures. 83 00:05:40,753 --> 00:05:42,754 Nothing more, nothing less. 84 00:05:46,551 --> 00:05:49,094 ♪ one ♪ ♪ I'm biting my tongue ♪ 85 00:05:49,179 --> 00:05:50,596 ♪ Two ♪ ♪ He's kissin' on you ♪ 86 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,806 ♪ Three ♪ ♪ oh, why can't you see ♪ 87 00:05:52,891 --> 00:05:54,516 ♪ One, two, three, four♪ 88 00:05:54,601 --> 00:05:56,518 [ Narrating Continues ] There'sJennifer. 89 00:05:56,603 --> 00:05:58,812 only back then, we were tight. 90 00:05:58,897 --> 00:06:01,190 Sisters, practically. 91 00:06:01,274 --> 00:06:03,942 People found it hard to believe that a babe likeJennifer... 92 00:06:04,027 --> 00:06:05,777 would associate with a dork like me. 93 00:06:06,905 --> 00:06:08,780 Sandbox love never dies. 94 00:06:08,865 --> 00:06:11,283 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ ♪ You are the girl ♪ 95 00:06:11,367 --> 00:06:13,994 ♪ That I've been dreaming of♪ 96 00:06:14,078 --> 00:06:16,663 You're totally lesbi-gay. 97 00:06:16,748 --> 00:06:18,665 What? She's my best friend. 98 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:21,001 [ Mock Giggling ] 99 00:06:21,085 --> 00:06:25,338 ♪ Ever since I was a little girl ♪ 100 00:06:25,422 --> 00:06:27,340 ♪ one ♪ ♪ I'm biting my tongue ♪ 101 00:06:27,424 --> 00:06:30,134 ♪ Two ♪ ♪ He's kissing on you ♪♪ 102 00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:32,428 Hey, Monistat. What's up, Vagisil? 103 00:06:32,554 --> 00:06:35,264 You and me are going out tonight. Uh, tonight. Why? 104 00:06:35,349 --> 00:06:37,475 Because Low Shoulder are playing at Melody Lane. 105 00:06:37,559 --> 00:06:39,519 They're this indie rock band from the city. 106 00:06:39,603 --> 00:06:43,856 I saw their MySpace page, and the lead singer's extra salty. 107 00:06:43,941 --> 00:06:45,733 Plus, there'll be lots ofother salty morsels there foryou. 108 00:06:48,737 --> 00:06:52,823 Come on, Needy. I promised Chip that I would hang out with him tonight. 109 00:06:52,908 --> 00:06:54,951 Boo. Cross out Needy. 110 00:06:59,081 --> 00:07:01,999 What time is the show? I'll pickyou up at 8:30. 111 00:07:02,084 --> 00:07:04,710 My mom has a date with that guy who owns the ham store. 112 00:07:04,795 --> 00:07:07,213 He seems nice. 113 00:07:07,339 --> 00:07:10,007 wear something cute, okay? Okay. 114 00:07:15,972 --> 00:07:20,058 '‘wear something cute" meant something very specific in Jennifer-speak. 115 00:07:20,142 --> 00:07:24,271 It meant I couldn't look like a total zero, but I couldn't upstage her either. 116 00:07:24,355 --> 00:07:28,233 I could expose my stomach, but never my cleavage. 117 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:30,318 Tits were her trademark. 118 00:07:32,655 --> 00:07:36,533 Thosejeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt. 119 00:07:36,617 --> 00:07:40,412 It's a rock show. This is my rock look. 120 00:07:40,496 --> 00:07:43,456 Well, I can see, like, yourwomb, so— 121 00:07:44,958 --> 00:07:46,875 I've never even heard of Low Shoulder. 122 00:07:47,002 --> 00:07:50,379 which one isJennifer stalking? The lead singer. 123 00:07:50,463 --> 00:07:53,424 Girls like her don't go out with drummers. 124 00:07:53,508 --> 00:07:55,384 - Thanks a lot. - No offense. 125 00:07:55,468 --> 00:07:59,637 She'd probably make an exception ifyou were, like, a drummer who's also the lead singer. 126 00:07:59,722 --> 00:08:02,140 - Like Phil Collins. - Who's Phil Collins? 127 00:08:04,059 --> 00:08:07,437 Forget it. He's seminal, but whatever. 128 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:10,523 Anyway, this singer guy, Jennifer says he's extra salty, so- 129 00:08:10,607 --> 00:08:13,109 Salty. 130 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,570 Salty means beautiful. 131 00:08:15,654 --> 00:08:18,614 Well, then you must be soy sauce, babe. 132 00:08:28,417 --> 00:08:30,418 Jennifer's here. 133 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,503 How do you know? Needy! 134 00:08:32,588 --> 00:08:34,589 Quit tampooning yourself and get down here. 135 00:08:34,673 --> 00:08:36,591 That's fucking weird. 136 00:08:36,675 --> 00:08:39,677 Better hurry before she gets annoyed. [ Grunts ] 137 00:08:39,762 --> 00:08:42,180 You always do whatJennifer tells you to do. 138 00:08:42,264 --> 00:08:46,099 No, I don't. It'sjust that I like the same things that she likes. 139 00:08:46,184 --> 00:08:48,727 We have stuff in common. That's why we're biffs. 140 00:08:48,811 --> 00:08:51,938 You guys don't have anything in common. 141 00:08:52,023 --> 00:08:54,232 Yeah. okay, Chip. 142 00:09:04,952 --> 00:09:07,704 Guess who's got the whip until 1 1 :30. 143 00:09:07,789 --> 00:09:11,917 A 2003 Chrysler Sebring, and it's all mine. 144 00:09:12,001 --> 00:09:14,544 [ Giggles ] oh, hi, Chip. 145 00:09:14,629 --> 00:09:17,464 [ Sniffs ] It smells like Thai food in here. 146 00:09:17,548 --> 00:09:20,801 - Have you guys been fucking? - You're gross. 147 00:09:20,885 --> 00:09:23,428 - You're gross. You're gross. - You're so gross. 148 00:09:23,513 --> 00:09:26,181 Fuck you. Let's go to the club. 149 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:29,309 Melody Lane is not a club. It's a bar. 150 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:31,769 It's not even a bar. It's like a bingo hall with taps. 151 00:09:31,853 --> 00:09:34,563 Eat my ass, Chip. You'rejustJell-O 'cause you're not invited. 152 00:09:34,648 --> 00:09:36,982 I'm notjealous. That place is disgusting. 153 00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:39,944 Everyone in there has a mustache. You're totallyJell-O. 154 00:09:40,028 --> 00:09:42,113 You're lime-green Jell-O, and you can't even admit it to yourself. 155 00:09:44,699 --> 00:09:47,201 [ Exhales ] Stop kidnapping my girlfriend. 156 00:09:47,327 --> 00:09:49,954 ♪♪ [ Rock ] You wish. 157 00:09:56,336 --> 00:09:58,254 [ Needy Narrating ] Chip was right. 158 00:09:58,338 --> 00:10:00,423 Melody Lane is definitely not a club. 159 00:10:00,549 --> 00:10:04,593 [ Pool Balls Clacking ] Clubs are for attractive people in populous urban areas. 160 00:10:04,678 --> 00:10:06,720 Clubs have D.J.'s and champagne. 161 00:10:06,805 --> 00:10:09,306 [ Man ] As they come around the corner- 162 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,684 [ Needy Narrating ] All we have is a jukebox and a sticker toilet. 163 00:10:11,768 --> 00:10:15,729 ♪ You wanna fly Don't want your feet on the ground ♪ 164 00:10:15,814 --> 00:10:20,024 - ♪ You stay up, you won't come down ♪ - [ Chattering ] 165 00:10:20,109 --> 00:10:23,736 I cannot wait until I'm old enough to get wasted. 166 00:10:23,821 --> 00:10:26,531 Hey,Jennifer. You look really pretty. 167 00:10:26,615 --> 00:10:28,616 What up, Craig? [ Laughs ] 168 00:10:28,701 --> 00:10:32,203 He thinks he's cute enough for me. And that's why he's in retard math. 169 00:10:32,288 --> 00:10:35,165 Swing and miss. 170 00:10:37,877 --> 00:10:40,586 Hey, it's Ahmet from India, that foreign exchange guy. 171 00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:42,463 I wonder if he's circumcised. 172 00:10:42,547 --> 00:10:45,090 I always wanted to try a sea cucumber. 173 00:10:45,175 --> 00:10:47,342 Ew. 174 00:10:47,427 --> 00:10:51,388 Jennifer Check. Shouldn't poison yourself with that shit. 175 00:10:53,308 --> 00:10:55,559 Unless you want me to arrest ya for possession. 176 00:10:55,643 --> 00:10:59,688 You're gonna arrest me? You're not even out of the academyyet, Roman. 177 00:10:59,772 --> 00:11:03,692 Two more months. Then I'm on the force for reals. 178 00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:08,404 Are you, uh— you're gonna cuff me? 179 00:11:08,489 --> 00:11:10,239 [ Groans ] Don't do that. 180 00:11:10,324 --> 00:11:12,283 Okay? Not here. 181 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,994 [ Needy ] Hey, that's the band. 182 00:11:16,872 --> 00:11:19,874 [ woman Laughing, Echoing ] 183 00:11:23,962 --> 00:11:26,297 Mmm. You can totally tell they're from the city. 184 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:29,759 Yeah, 'cause they're wearing eyeliner. They look like a bunch offaygos. 185 00:11:29,843 --> 00:11:33,095 Well, you would think that, Roman, because you're a small-time Gomer. 186 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:35,848 I wish we had more guys like that in Devil's Kettle. 187 00:11:35,933 --> 00:11:38,434 All stylish and shit. 188 00:11:39,436 --> 00:11:42,396 [ Tuning ] 189 00:11:42,481 --> 00:11:44,357 [Jennifer ] I think they need two groupies. 190 00:11:44,483 --> 00:11:47,944 No! No. Come on. Don't be soJ.V., Needy. 191 00:11:48,028 --> 00:11:50,820 They'rejust boys, morsels. We have all the power. 192 00:11:50,905 --> 00:11:52,864 Don't you know that? These things? 193 00:11:52,949 --> 00:11:56,243 These are like smart bombs. Okay? 194 00:11:56,327 --> 00:11:59,996 You point them in the right direction, and shit gets real. 195 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:05,126 Hi. Hi. 196 00:12:05,211 --> 00:12:09,673 Uh— [ Giggling ] wejust wanted to meet you or something. 197 00:12:09,757 --> 00:12:12,884 I'm Jennifer Check, and this is my friend. 198 00:12:12,969 --> 00:12:15,095 Hi. I'm Nikolai. 199 00:12:15,179 --> 00:12:17,889 This is, uh— These guys are my band. 200 00:12:17,974 --> 00:12:22,143 Low Shoulder. Yeah, we've heard— I've heard about you. 201 00:12:22,228 --> 00:12:26,022 You play your instruments really super good. 202 00:12:26,107 --> 00:12:28,775 Thankyou. We are professionals. 203 00:12:28,859 --> 00:12:32,195 Hey. Sorry. Could I askyou a question? 204 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,782 Um, why would you wanna play all the way out here in Devil's Kettle? 205 00:12:35,908 --> 00:12:37,950 You live in the city, right? Yeah. 206 00:12:38,034 --> 00:12:41,287 But, you know, I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans... 207 00:12:41,371 --> 00:12:43,622 in the shitty areas too. 208 00:12:44,791 --> 00:12:46,875 That's amazing. 209 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:50,045 [ Chuckling ] Can I, um— Can I buyyou a drink? 210 00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:51,880 Sure. What are we having? 211 00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:55,175 They have this really awesome 9/1 1 tribute shooter. 212 00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:58,679 It's red, white and blue, but you have to drink it really fast or it turns brownish. 213 00:12:58,805 --> 00:13:00,431 All right. Well, we'll drink it fast. okay. 214 00:13:00,515 --> 00:13:03,559 - Okay. - I'll be right back. 215 00:13:03,643 --> 00:13:06,020 Hey, how- how are you gonna get alcohol? 216 00:13:06,104 --> 00:13:09,148 Um, I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender. 217 00:13:14,029 --> 00:13:15,696 [ Man ] Aw, shit. 218 00:13:19,618 --> 00:13:21,535 Dirk, what about her? 219 00:13:22,621 --> 00:13:25,747 - who,Jan Brady? - No, man. Fuckyou. 220 00:13:25,831 --> 00:13:28,708 I'm talking about the one who went to get me a drink. The State Fair Butter Princess. 221 00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,835 That's the one. I don't know. Are you sure she's- 222 00:13:30,919 --> 00:13:32,628 Listen, I grew up in a town like this, okay? 223 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:36,798 There's always that girl. They love to show it off, but they do not give it up. 224 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,675 You told us you were from Brooklyn. 225 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,804 My point is, this girl is definitely a virgin, okay? 226 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,182 - I know girls like that. I've dated chicks— - I don't know. 227 00:13:45,266 --> 00:13:48,352 well, we didn't drive all the way out here for nothing, so-- 228 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,854 - Excuse me. - Hey. 229 00:13:50,938 --> 00:13:54,650 Hey. That's my best friend that you're talking about. 230 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,027 And you're right. She is a virgin. 231 00:13:57,111 --> 00:14:00,530 And that beats sleeping with creeps like you. 232 00:14:10,999 --> 00:14:12,958 [ Groans ] 233 00:14:13,043 --> 00:14:15,044 Tower One isn't full enough. 234 00:14:15,128 --> 00:14:17,421 Those guys are rank,Jen. Just forget about it. 235 00:14:17,506 --> 00:14:20,466 You know what? I think the lead singer wants me. 236 00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:23,427 Only because he thinks that you're a virgin. I heard them talking. 237 00:14:23,512 --> 00:14:28,015 What? I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. 238 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,434 And by the way, that hurts. 239 00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,478 I couldn't even go to Flags the next day. 240 00:14:32,562 --> 00:14:35,147 I had to stay home and sit on a bag offrozen peas. 241 00:14:35,273 --> 00:14:38,109 Oh, my God. [ Electricity Humming ] 242 00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:42,446 [ Nikolai ] Good evening, Devil's Lake. [ Man ] Devil's Kettle! 243 00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:44,532 Fuckin'-A right, it is. 244 00:14:44,741 --> 00:14:46,617 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 245 00:15:03,634 --> 00:15:07,137 ♪ All alone in an empty room ♪ 246 00:15:07,221 --> 00:15:09,681 ♪ Nothing left but the memories ♪ 247 00:15:09,765 --> 00:15:11,683 ♪ Ofwhen ♪ 248 00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:14,519 ♪ I had my best friend ♪ 249 00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:18,273 ♪ And I don't know how we ended up here ♪ 250 00:15:18,357 --> 00:15:22,110 ♪ I don't know but it's never been so clear♪ 251 00:15:23,195 --> 00:15:27,365 ♪ We made a mistake, dear♪ 252 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:30,660 ♪ And I see ♪ 253 00:15:32,121 --> 00:15:35,206 ♪ The broken glass in front of me ♪ 254 00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:38,251 ♪ I see ♪ 255 00:15:39,295 --> 00:15:42,756 ♪ Your shadow hanging over me ♪ 256 00:15:42,839 --> 00:15:46,508 ♪ And your face, I can see ♪ 257 00:15:47,594 --> 00:15:50,929 ♪ Through the trees ♪ 258 00:15:51,014 --> 00:15:54,183 ♪ I will find you ♪ 259 00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:57,728 ♪ I will heal ♪ 260 00:15:57,812 --> 00:16:01,648 ♪ The ruins left inside you ♪ 261 00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:05,152 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ♪ 262 00:16:05,236 --> 00:16:12,534 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ 263 00:16:12,619 --> 00:16:16,079 ♪ Until I'm set free ♪ 264 00:16:16,164 --> 00:16:18,832 ♪ Go quiet through the trees ♪ 265 00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:25,088 ♪ And I remember how we used to talk ♪ 266 00:16:25,173 --> 00:16:30,383 ♪ About the places we would go when we grew up ♪ 267 00:16:30,468 --> 00:16:32,969 ♪ And all that we were gonna find ♪ 268 00:16:35,807 --> 00:16:39,643 ♪ And I remember watching our seeds grow ♪ 269 00:16:39,727 --> 00:16:43,563 ♪ And howyou cried when you saw the first leafshow ♪♪ 270 00:16:43,648 --> 00:16:46,316 [ Gasps, Screams ] 271 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,319 [ Glass Shattering ] 272 00:16:49,403 --> 00:16:51,404 [ Man ] Everybody, run! 273 00:16:51,489 --> 00:16:53,073 [ Woman Screams ] 274 00:16:57,495 --> 00:16:59,412 [ Screams ] [ Bones Cracking ] 275 00:17:03,376 --> 00:17:06,002 - [ Screams ] - We can't get through there! 276 00:17:07,046 --> 00:17:09,047 I know where to go! 277 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:27,731 [ Screaming ] 278 00:17:32,737 --> 00:17:34,864 Hey. Hey.Jen? 279 00:17:34,948 --> 00:17:38,075 [ Screaming ] 280 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,037 Hey. 281 00:17:43,415 --> 00:17:45,416 Jennifer? oh, thank God you guys are all right. 282 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,252 I've been looking everywhere foryou two. 283 00:17:49,296 --> 00:17:51,463 Listen, it's really dangerous out here. 284 00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:55,467 You wanna head someplace safer, like my van? What? 285 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:59,972 I'm in survival mode right now, and I want us to get to a familiar place. 286 00:18:00,098 --> 00:18:02,473 And right now, I feel like that's my van. okay. 287 00:18:02,558 --> 00:18:04,517 Okay, this one's in shock. Great. 288 00:18:04,602 --> 00:18:07,020 Are you in shock? Have some ofthat. 289 00:18:07,104 --> 00:18:09,355 No. 290 00:18:09,481 --> 00:18:12,609 Jennifer? [ Coughing ] 291 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,154 Hey. 292 00:18:17,823 --> 00:18:20,575 Let's go,Jennifer! Let's go to the van. 293 00:18:20,659 --> 00:18:23,494 I wanna go to your really cool van. Needy, let's go see his van. 294 00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:25,455 why? Why should we? 295 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,957 We have the Sebring. Let'sjust get out of here! Please? 296 00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:31,085 Needy, stop it! Just shut up. 297 00:18:47,269 --> 00:18:49,227 [ Needy Narrating ] I watched her get into that van, 298 00:18:49,312 --> 00:18:51,897 and I knew something awful was going to happen. 299 00:18:51,981 --> 00:18:53,982 He was skinny and twisted and evil, 300 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:57,319 like this petrified tree I saw when I was a kid. 301 00:18:58,863 --> 00:19:00,864 [ Panting ] 302 00:19:21,635 --> 00:19:24,845 [ Explosion ] [ Siren Wailing ] 303 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:36,940 Oh. 304 00:19:37,024 --> 00:19:39,359 [ Beeps ] 305 00:19:39,443 --> 00:19:43,363 [ Cell Phone Chiming ] 306 00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:51,871 [ Beeps ] 307 00:19:53,124 --> 00:19:55,333 - Hey, Niedermeyer. - Oh, thank God you're there. 308 00:19:55,418 --> 00:19:57,711 What's wrong? Jennifer's gone. 309 00:19:57,795 --> 00:20:00,213 She ran offwith that rock band, and Melody Lane burned down. 310 00:20:02,633 --> 00:20:05,677 You're okay, right? Uh, yeah. 311 00:20:05,761 --> 00:20:08,096 But there was this huge stampede, 312 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:10,390 and all the people that fainted got run over, 313 00:20:10,474 --> 00:20:13,393 and you could hear their bones breaking. 314 00:20:13,477 --> 00:20:15,812 And the people— [ Sobs ] 315 00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:19,190 like, the people on fire just smelled like— 316 00:20:19,316 --> 00:20:22,317 This is crazy. Jennifer's still with those creeps. 317 00:20:22,402 --> 00:20:25,738 They took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out. 318 00:20:25,822 --> 00:20:29,450 - Did you get the make and model? - I don't know, Chip. An '89 Rapist? 319 00:20:29,534 --> 00:20:31,660 She's still in there. We have to go find her. 320 00:20:31,745 --> 00:20:33,871 Who cares aboutJennifer and those douche bags... 321 00:20:33,955 --> 00:20:35,956 with their douche bag haircuts and their man-scara? 322 00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:38,125 Peoplejust burned to death. 323 00:20:38,251 --> 00:20:40,878 [ Doorbell Ringing ] Oh, cheese and fries. There's somebody here! 324 00:20:40,962 --> 00:20:43,130 I'm all alone. I'm freaked out. 325 00:20:43,214 --> 00:20:45,883 - Where is your mom? - Swing shift. 326 00:20:48,219 --> 00:20:51,263 Stay on the phone with me, okay? 327 00:20:54,768 --> 00:20:57,186 Needy, do you want me to come over or something? 328 00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:59,605 I don't know. Maybe. 329 00:21:10,949 --> 00:21:12,825 [ Chip ] Needy? 330 00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:21,417 Okay, so now there's no one here. 331 00:21:22,669 --> 00:21:25,171 That's so strange. 332 00:21:25,255 --> 00:21:27,256 Maybe I'm going crazy. 333 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,677 It's probably nothing. 334 00:21:31,762 --> 00:21:34,514 Look, I'll call you later. Okay. 335 00:21:38,602 --> 00:21:40,603 [ Faint Thumping ] 336 00:21:53,075 --> 00:21:55,408 [ Floorboards Creaking ] 337 00:22:18,682 --> 00:22:22,685 [ Hinges Squeak ] 338 00:22:31,736 --> 00:22:34,029 [ water Dripping ] 339 00:22:47,585 --> 00:22:50,044 [ Pipes Squeaking ] 340 00:22:51,338 --> 00:22:54,257 [ Screams ] Hi. 341 00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:57,302 [ Dripping ] 342 00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:05,059 Jen. 343 00:23:05,144 --> 00:23:07,145 What happened? 344 00:23:12,234 --> 00:23:18,823 Jen? 345 00:23:31,211 --> 00:23:33,587 [ Refrigerator Door opens ] 346 00:23:42,931 --> 00:23:44,932 Um— 347 00:23:45,016 --> 00:23:50,187 My mom got that at Boston Market, and I'm— I'm not supposed to- 348 00:23:50,271 --> 00:23:53,523 [ Roaring ] 349 00:23:54,525 --> 00:23:57,194 [ Gagging ] 350 00:23:57,278 --> 00:23:59,279 [ Retching ] 351 00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:22,176 [ Giggling ] 352 00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:25,846 Jennifer.Jennifer? 353 00:24:27,182 --> 00:24:29,141 Jennifer. 354 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,646 [ Giggling Continues ] 355 00:24:47,077 --> 00:24:48,995 [ Panting ] 356 00:24:53,917 --> 00:24:55,543 Are you scared? 357 00:25:10,098 --> 00:25:11,974 [ Siren Wailing ] 358 00:25:12,058 --> 00:25:14,601 [ Door opens ] Jennifer! 359 00:25:26,239 --> 00:25:29,992 [ Woman on Radio, Faint ] 360 00:25:30,076 --> 00:25:32,119 Another body under here! 361 00:25:32,203 --> 00:25:35,539 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 362 00:25:39,919 --> 00:25:42,254 I heard Needy and Jennifer were there, 363 00:25:42,339 --> 00:25:45,257 and they had to fight their way out with a machete. 364 00:25:45,342 --> 00:25:47,467 Look, she's not even moving. 365 00:25:47,551 --> 00:25:50,136 It's called post-traumatic stress disorder. 366 00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:53,056 My dad was in operation Enduring Freedom, 367 00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:56,309 and he totally, like, stopped talking for, like, months. 368 00:26:01,065 --> 00:26:04,859 I'll be Perfect Prom Betty, and you be her. 369 00:26:04,943 --> 00:26:06,652 Why do I have to be Ugly Ashley? 370 00:26:06,779 --> 00:26:09,405 Ow! What's wrong,Jennifer? 371 00:26:18,248 --> 00:26:21,167 Don't tell my mom about this. She'll make me a shot. 372 00:26:21,251 --> 00:26:23,252 I never tell on you. 373 00:26:26,131 --> 00:26:28,674 Where's it at, Monistat? 374 00:26:30,803 --> 00:26:33,720 - You're all right. - Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? 375 00:26:33,805 --> 00:26:35,764 'Cause last night at my house, you were— 376 00:26:35,848 --> 00:26:38,225 You do have a tendency to overreact. 377 00:26:38,309 --> 00:26:42,187 Remember when we were in Girl Scout camp, and you thought that there was an earthquake, 378 00:26:42,271 --> 00:26:45,107 but it wasjust two guys with a ghetto blaster? 379 00:26:46,150 --> 00:26:48,360 People died,Jennifer. 380 00:26:48,444 --> 00:26:51,738 It's, like, all over the news. National news. 381 00:26:53,616 --> 00:26:56,868 Anybody that we know? We know everyone. 382 00:26:58,663 --> 00:27:00,664 Sucks to be them, I guess. 383 00:27:03,167 --> 00:27:06,503 What is wrong with you? What's wrong with you? 384 00:27:06,587 --> 00:27:08,922 Besides the obvious surface flaws. 385 00:27:11,217 --> 00:27:13,218 [ Needy Narrating ] I knew it was real. 386 00:27:13,302 --> 00:27:18,390 I'd been up all night, scrubbing the carnage offthe linoleum. 387 00:27:18,474 --> 00:27:20,641 [ Crying ] 388 00:27:25,021 --> 00:27:26,647 Shoot. 389 00:27:26,731 --> 00:27:28,399 Please don't talk to yourself. 390 00:27:28,483 --> 00:27:30,526 It's one ofyour more freakish Needy behaviors... 391 00:27:30,610 --> 00:27:32,987 and it makes us both look like total gaylords. 392 00:27:33,071 --> 00:27:35,781 Ew. Fuck. You need a mani bad. 393 00:27:35,866 --> 00:27:38,242 You should find a Chinese chick to buffyour situation. 394 00:27:38,326 --> 00:27:40,494 [ Door Closes ] 395 00:27:42,664 --> 00:27:46,375 This is a dark, dark day... 396 00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:48,419 for Devil's Kettle. 397 00:27:48,503 --> 00:27:51,255 And believe me you, I have lived through some— 398 00:27:52,924 --> 00:27:54,925 some pretty heavy stuff. 399 00:27:57,345 --> 00:28:01,807 We lost eight precious students... 400 00:28:01,892 --> 00:28:05,059 including Ahmet from India, 401 00:28:05,144 --> 00:28:07,728 several parents... 402 00:28:07,812 --> 00:28:10,272 and our beloved Spanish teacher, 403 00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:13,775 Señorita Erickson. 404 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,777 No way. Erickson ate shit? 405 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:19,364 Now more than ever, put aside your teenage concerns... 406 00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:23,869 about who's a cool dude, or who's a ho. 407 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:28,707 we can't let that damn fire win. 408 00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:31,585 It already won. 409 00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:33,879 God bless you kids. 410 00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:47,768 [ Sobbing ] 411 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:57,193 [ Bell Ringing ] 412 00:28:57,319 --> 00:29:01,030 There's no band practice today. There's no anything today. 413 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:05,535 It's surreal, right? When just one person dies in Devil's Kettle, it's like time stops. 414 00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:08,120 Feel guiltyjust breathing. 415 00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:10,831 Word. 416 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:13,918 Chip, I need to tell you something kinda weird. 417 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,214 It's aboutJennifer. what? 418 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:24,679 You know how last night we were talking, and someone came to my house? It wasJennifer. 419 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,723 She looked like she had been beaten up or shot or something. 420 00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:32,853 And then she barfed up this, like, disgusting, prickly stuff... 421 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:36,482 that looked like roadkill and, like, sewing needles mixed together. 422 00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:38,192 Yuck. 423 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:42,445 Well, she probably just inhaled a whole bunch ofsmoke or something. 424 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:44,447 No, Chip. No, it was like— 425 00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,783 It was, like, evil. 426 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,745 Needy, I think you might wanna talk to the school shrink. 427 00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:52,622 I'm not saying that to be a dillhole. 428 00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:55,083 Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy. 429 00:29:55,167 --> 00:29:56,835 I didn't say you were crazy. 430 00:29:56,919 --> 00:29:59,838 It'sjust, everybody's a little messed up about this, and it's okay to feel— 431 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:02,549 Discombobulated? Yeah. Fucked up. 432 00:30:02,633 --> 00:30:04,384 Hey, Needy. 433 00:30:04,468 --> 00:30:08,972 - Oh, hi, Colin. - I heard you were there last night in the fiery trenches. 434 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:12,267 Yeah. 435 00:30:13,477 --> 00:30:15,437 Well, I'm glad you didn't die. 436 00:30:15,521 --> 00:30:18,523 - Thanks. - Seriously. 437 00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:23,987 How are you friends with Colin Gray? 438 00:30:24,071 --> 00:30:26,155 I thought Colin Gray only talked to the Dead Girls. 439 00:30:26,239 --> 00:30:28,240 I just am. We have Creative Nonfiction together. 440 00:30:28,325 --> 00:30:32,286 He's a really good writer. He's, like, all dark and emotional and stuff. 441 00:30:32,370 --> 00:30:36,707 Oh. Well, I'm like that too. I mean, I can relate. 442 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:40,794 You know, I'm not all obvious about it like a poser. 443 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,839 Walk me home? 444 00:30:44,883 --> 00:30:47,009 You know it, babe. 445 00:30:47,177 --> 00:30:49,094 ♪♪ [ Hard Rock ] 446 00:30:54,976 --> 00:30:56,935 [ woman Screaming ] 447 00:30:57,936 --> 00:31:02,857 [ Man ] ♪ It's all right ♪ 448 00:31:04,568 --> 00:31:08,613 ♪ It's all right ♪♪ 449 00:31:10,115 --> 00:31:14,660 Hi. Hey,Jennifer. 450 00:31:14,786 --> 00:31:18,830 I'm crazy sorry about your profound loss. [ Sniffles ] 451 00:31:18,915 --> 00:31:21,166 You are crying about Craig, right? 452 00:31:22,794 --> 00:31:25,128 He was my best friend. 453 00:31:25,213 --> 00:31:27,964 You know, I was there last night, 454 00:31:28,049 --> 00:31:32,636 and I was probably the last person to talk to him, like, ever. 455 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,722 Wow. You know what he said? 456 00:31:35,807 --> 00:31:40,060 Craig said that he always thought you and me... 457 00:31:40,144 --> 00:31:43,438 would make a totally banging couple. 458 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,484 Isn't thatjust so weird? 459 00:31:47,568 --> 00:31:50,237 He— He said ‘‘banging"? 460 00:31:54,575 --> 00:31:56,868 Feel my heart,Jonas. 461 00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:02,373 I think it's broken. 462 00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:06,210 Mine too. 463 00:32:06,294 --> 00:32:09,338 You come with me, just for a little while. 464 00:32:10,424 --> 00:32:12,883 It's what Craig would have wanted. 465 00:32:14,010 --> 00:32:16,345 - Yeah. - Yeah. 466 00:32:24,438 --> 00:32:26,397 [ Bird Squawking ] 467 00:32:39,161 --> 00:32:42,538 You're so warm. Why are you so warm? 468 00:32:42,622 --> 00:32:44,540 Shutties. 469 00:32:49,003 --> 00:32:51,421 [ Cawing ] 470 00:32:53,924 --> 00:32:56,509 [ Barking In Distance ] 471 00:32:56,635 --> 00:32:58,887 [ Squawking ] Jennifer. 472 00:32:58,971 --> 00:33:01,681 Jen. what? 473 00:33:01,766 --> 00:33:03,266 Look. 474 00:33:07,396 --> 00:33:09,314 Mm-hmm. 475 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,276 [ Chuckles ] 476 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,320 They're waiting. 477 00:33:22,453 --> 00:33:24,829 Okay. 478 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:37,174 Mmm. 479 00:33:40,136 --> 00:33:42,221 Do you miss Craig? 480 00:33:44,182 --> 00:33:46,767 Ofcourse. 481 00:33:46,851 --> 00:33:49,311 Well, you're gonna see your buddy really soon. 482 00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:51,813 What, you mean, like, in heaven someday? 483 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,358 Nope. 484 00:33:56,902 --> 00:33:58,778 [ Roaring ] 485 00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:01,948 [Jonas Screaming ] God. 486 00:34:02,032 --> 00:34:04,617 [ Screaming Continues ] 487 00:34:08,622 --> 00:34:10,623 Let it all out, kids. 488 00:34:10,707 --> 00:34:14,752 [ Screaming Continues ] 489 00:34:14,836 --> 00:34:16,712 [ Dog Barking ] 490 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,548 ♪♪ [ Radio: Rock ] You want some baloney, Spector? 491 00:34:19,632 --> 00:34:22,342 [ Man on Radio ] And that was Low Shoulder, the local band... 492 00:34:22,426 --> 00:34:26,763 who became unlikely heroes ofthe tragedy in Devil's Kettle last night. 493 00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:30,725 Eyewitnesses say the boys helped numerous people escape the inferno, 494 00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:33,436 risking their own lives in the process. 495 00:34:33,521 --> 00:34:36,690 That's rock and roll with a conscience, ladies and gentlemen. 496 00:34:36,774 --> 00:34:41,152 And guess what. We are honored to have Low Shoulder in the studio right now. 497 00:34:41,237 --> 00:34:43,905 Now, howyou guys holdin' up? 498 00:34:43,990 --> 00:34:45,907 [ Nikolai ] We're maintaining, man. 499 00:34:45,992 --> 00:34:48,201 It's not easy, but, you know, the real heroes... 500 00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:50,745 are the people of Devil's Lake. 501 00:34:50,830 --> 00:34:55,625 I just hope we can convey 1 /1 0th oftheir courage and spirit... 502 00:34:55,710 --> 00:34:57,752 on our upcoming album. 503 00:34:59,255 --> 00:35:01,840 [ Bird Squawks ] [ Flies Buzzing ] 504 00:35:08,096 --> 00:35:10,055 [ Gasps ] 505 00:35:12,976 --> 00:35:15,019 Virgin mother. 506 00:35:15,145 --> 00:35:17,855 ♪♪ [ Radio: Woman Singing ] Crap. 507 00:35:17,981 --> 00:35:19,857 You said it. Hey, Mom. 508 00:35:20,859 --> 00:35:22,860 I didn't know you were up. 509 00:35:22,944 --> 00:35:24,653 Yeah. 510 00:35:25,947 --> 00:35:29,742 Oh, God. I had another one of my night terrors. 511 00:35:29,826 --> 00:35:32,411 Well, it's 4:00, so technically you had a day terror. 512 00:35:32,495 --> 00:35:35,205 Right. 513 00:35:35,290 --> 00:35:37,916 What'd you dream about? 514 00:35:38,001 --> 00:35:42,546 I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree... 515 00:35:42,631 --> 00:35:46,967 with hammers and big stakes and shit. 516 00:35:48,511 --> 00:35:50,471 Just likeJ.C. 517 00:35:52,348 --> 00:35:56,851 But I didn't let 'em get you, 'cause I'm a hard-assed, Ford-tough mama bear. 518 00:35:56,935 --> 00:35:59,729 I can take care of myself. 519 00:35:59,813 --> 00:36:01,731 Yeah, you say that, 520 00:36:01,815 --> 00:36:05,151 but one day you're gonna be crying out for me, and I'm not gonna be there. 521 00:36:07,863 --> 00:36:10,990 [ woman Screaming, Crying ] No! 522 00:37:15,470 --> 00:37:17,513 [ Man on TV ] Fatalities have grown in a horrific fire... 523 00:37:17,597 --> 00:37:19,598 that destroyed a popular local nightclub... [ Cell Phone Rings ] 524 00:37:19,683 --> 00:37:20,391 in Devil's Kettle last night. 525 00:37:21,810 --> 00:37:26,813 Yeah? I feel so scrumptious! 526 00:37:26,939 --> 00:37:29,524 Goody foryou. You know when you kiss a boy for the first time, 527 00:37:29,608 --> 00:37:32,193 and it feels like your entire body is on vibrate? 528 00:37:33,612 --> 00:37:36,406 - Yeah? - It's that good. 529 00:37:36,490 --> 00:37:38,408 Well, that's nice. 530 00:37:38,492 --> 00:37:40,744 Me, I'm still a little bit depressed about, you know, 531 00:37:40,828 --> 00:37:43,246 the giant, smoldering funeral pyre in the middle oftown. 532 00:37:43,330 --> 00:37:46,458 [ Sighs ] Move-on-dot-org, Needy. It's over. 533 00:37:46,542 --> 00:37:50,754 Life is too short to be moping around about some white-trash pig roast. 534 00:37:50,838 --> 00:37:52,756 That's sweet,Jen. 535 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,549 You know, I tell it like it is. 536 00:37:54,633 --> 00:37:56,384 And besides, you know what? 537 00:37:56,469 --> 00:37:59,596 You should be happy for me because I am having the best day... 538 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,390 since, like,Jesus invented the calendar. 539 00:38:02,475 --> 00:38:04,517 Jesus didn't invent the calendar. 540 00:38:04,602 --> 00:38:06,227 Whatever. 541 00:38:06,312 --> 00:38:08,354 [ Beeps ] other line. Hold on. 542 00:38:08,439 --> 00:38:11,523 - So blow it off. - It'll just be a minute. 543 00:38:11,608 --> 00:38:14,735 Pooh. I'm crossing you out. 544 00:38:14,819 --> 00:38:16,904 [ Beeps ] Hey. 545 00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:20,240 I need to see you right now. I can barely hearyou. 546 00:38:20,366 --> 00:38:22,576 ♪♪ [ Toy Piano ] It's because Camille is playing the piano. 547 00:38:22,702 --> 00:38:25,370 Knock it off, Camille! You knock it off! 548 00:38:25,455 --> 00:38:27,289 Can you meet me at McCullum in 1 0? 549 00:38:27,373 --> 00:38:29,416 You knock it off, Chip! You're a penis cheese! 550 00:38:29,501 --> 00:38:31,460 [ Needy ] Uh, 1 5? 551 00:38:32,796 --> 00:38:35,380 [ Woman ] ♪ Heard you're new in town ♪ 552 00:38:35,465 --> 00:38:37,591 ♪ want someone to showyou round ♪ 553 00:38:37,675 --> 00:38:40,052 ♪ well, no one knows this place just quite like me ♪♪ 554 00:38:40,136 --> 00:38:43,472 - I gotta go. - I am a god. 555 00:38:43,556 --> 00:38:47,476 Okay. I gotta meet Chip in McCullum Park. 556 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,145 You know, Chip is looking really cute to me lately. 557 00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:54,233 So, tell me, is he, uh, like, packing some serious pubic inches? 558 00:38:54,317 --> 00:38:56,235 What's the story down there? 559 00:38:56,319 --> 00:38:58,569 I gotta go. 560 00:38:59,988 --> 00:39:01,781 [ Siren wailing ] 561 00:39:01,865 --> 00:39:04,450 [ Chattering ] 562 00:39:05,661 --> 00:39:07,620 Why are the cops at your house? 563 00:39:07,704 --> 00:39:10,206 They're not. They're atJonas Kozelle's house. 564 00:39:10,332 --> 00:39:14,210 Why? He try to sell fake peyote to the eighth graders again? No, Needy. He was murdered. 565 00:39:14,336 --> 00:39:15,837 What? Yeah. 566 00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:18,339 Someone ripped Jonas limb from limb in the woods behind school. 567 00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:20,299 They ate parts of him. 568 00:39:20,425 --> 00:39:23,761 No one's even supposed to know yet, but my dad just went over there and talked to the cops. 569 00:39:23,846 --> 00:39:25,763 His mom is, like, catatonic. 570 00:39:25,848 --> 00:39:30,059 She'sjust staring out the front window like a zombie mannequin robot statue. 571 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,146 This can't be a coincidence. 572 00:39:34,231 --> 00:39:36,357 What are you talking about, Needy? 573 00:39:36,441 --> 00:39:37,942 A fiery death trap last night, 574 00:39:38,026 --> 00:39:40,235 and now a cannibal psycho takes down the biggest guy in school? 575 00:39:40,319 --> 00:39:41,319 Come on. It's freaktarded. 576 00:39:43,989 --> 00:39:46,991 Well, the bad luck's gotta be over, right? 577 00:39:47,075 --> 00:39:50,035 I mean, it can't get any worse, right? It can't. 578 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,204 I mean, you agree, right? 579 00:39:52,289 --> 00:39:54,206 You're shaking. 580 00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:56,792 Well, I'm cold. It's very cold out here. 581 00:39:56,876 --> 00:39:59,169 You want my hoodie? 582 00:40:00,463 --> 00:40:03,716 [ Nikolai ] ♪ All alone in an empty room ♪ 583 00:40:03,883 --> 00:40:06,552 [ Needy Narrating ] The days marched on as usual, 584 00:40:06,636 --> 00:40:09,805 but most of us were too numb to enjoy ourselves. 585 00:40:09,889 --> 00:40:11,807 Most of us. 586 00:40:11,891 --> 00:40:14,893 ♪ And I don't know how we ended up here ♪ 587 00:40:14,978 --> 00:40:19,690 ♪ I don't know but it's never been so clear♪ 588 00:40:19,774 --> 00:40:24,486 ♪ We made a mistake, dear♪ 589 00:40:24,571 --> 00:40:28,365 [ Needy Narrating ] To the rest ofthe world, we were famous. we were saints. 590 00:40:28,450 --> 00:40:30,575 our town's only bar had burned to the ground, 591 00:40:30,659 --> 00:40:34,329 and our star linebacker was someone's Snack Pack. 592 00:40:34,413 --> 00:40:37,832 The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil's Kettle. 593 00:40:37,916 --> 00:40:42,378 And the press, God! They couldn't get enough ofour little world ofshit. 594 00:40:44,423 --> 00:40:47,550 [ Singing Along ] ♪ Through the trees ♪ 595 00:40:47,635 --> 00:40:51,012 ♪ I will find you ♪ 596 00:40:51,096 --> 00:40:54,724 ♪ I will heal ♪ 597 00:40:54,808 --> 00:40:58,353 ♪ The ruins left inside you ♪ 598 00:40:58,437 --> 00:41:02,190 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ♪ 599 00:41:02,274 --> 00:41:09,405 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ 600 00:41:09,490 --> 00:41:12,784 ♪ Until I'm set free ♪ 601 00:41:12,868 --> 00:41:16,371 ♪ Go quiet through the trees ♪♪ 602 00:41:16,455 --> 00:41:18,955 [ Needy Narrating ] Still, we were healing. 603 00:41:19,082 --> 00:41:22,084 Like Chip, we figured things could only get better. Hey! 604 00:41:23,086 --> 00:41:25,003 we had faith. 605 00:41:26,130 --> 00:41:28,215 we were fucking idiots. 606 00:41:29,592 --> 00:41:32,594 Before the period ends, I'd like to make an announcement. 607 00:41:33,888 --> 00:41:36,723 As you all know, today is the one month anniversary... 608 00:41:36,808 --> 00:41:40,060 ofthe tragedy at Melody Lane... 609 00:41:40,144 --> 00:41:42,771 and the murder ofJonas Kozelle. 610 00:41:42,855 --> 00:41:44,606 [Jennifer ] Boring. [ Girl ] Jesus! 611 00:41:44,691 --> 00:41:46,733 what a bitch. 612 00:41:46,818 --> 00:41:49,027 As I was saying, Jennifer and Needy, 613 00:41:49,112 --> 00:41:52,114 I finally have some good news to share with all ofyou. 614 00:41:52,198 --> 00:41:55,158 The members ofthe rock and roll group Low Shoulder... 615 00:41:55,243 --> 00:41:58,829 have decided to extend a helping hand to our community. 616 00:41:58,913 --> 00:42:02,999 As you all know, their song, ‘'Through The Trees," 617 00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:05,584 has become our unofficial anthem... 618 00:42:05,711 --> 00:42:08,504 of unity and healing. [ Sighs ] 619 00:42:08,588 --> 00:42:11,090 And they have decided to release it as a benefit single. 620 00:42:11,174 --> 00:42:14,093 Three percent ofthe profits will go to local families... 621 00:42:14,177 --> 00:42:16,095 who have been affected by loss. 622 00:42:16,179 --> 00:42:18,139 What about the other 97%? 623 00:42:19,224 --> 00:42:22,143 I mean, that'sjust crass, right? 624 00:42:23,937 --> 00:42:28,107 ‘‘Crass." It means greedy, exploitative, scummy. 625 00:42:28,191 --> 00:42:30,192 Low Shoulder are American heroes. 626 00:42:30,277 --> 00:42:33,320 No, they're not! I was there, Chastity. 627 00:42:33,405 --> 00:42:35,613 They didn't help anybody escape the fire. 628 00:42:35,698 --> 00:42:38,283 I don't even know how that rumor got started. 629 00:42:38,367 --> 00:42:40,535 Rumor? Rumor? 630 00:42:40,619 --> 00:42:43,830 It's true. It's on the Wikipedia. 631 00:42:43,914 --> 00:42:48,251 we wouldn't even know who they were ifthey hadn't been playing that night. 632 00:42:48,335 --> 00:42:51,003 - They used us. - You take that back, Needy Lesnicki. 633 00:42:51,087 --> 00:42:53,422 - Girls— - We need them now more than ever. 634 00:42:53,506 --> 00:42:56,717 - That's enough. - [ Bell Rings ] 635 00:42:58,928 --> 00:43:01,305 I'm already sick ofthat song. 636 00:43:01,389 --> 00:43:03,682 Yeah, it's really poorly produced. 637 00:43:03,767 --> 00:43:05,768 Could the bass be any lower in the mix? 638 00:43:05,852 --> 00:43:08,937 No offense, but you look really tired. 639 00:43:09,063 --> 00:43:12,900 Is everything okay? No. I feel like boo-boo. 640 00:43:12,984 --> 00:43:17,780 My skin is breaking out, and my hair is dull and lifeless. 641 00:43:17,864 --> 00:43:21,700 God. It's like I'm one ofthe normal girls. 642 00:43:21,826 --> 00:43:25,120 Are you P.M.S.-ing or something'? P.M.S. isn't real, Needy. 643 00:43:25,205 --> 00:43:28,415 It was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem crazy. 644 00:43:30,335 --> 00:43:32,419 Don't look at me like that! 645 00:43:34,297 --> 00:43:36,255 It'sjust wearing off or something. 646 00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:37,924 What's wearing off? 647 00:43:41,261 --> 00:43:43,304 Hello, Needy. Hi. 648 00:43:43,430 --> 00:43:46,265 Jennifer. Hi, Colin. 649 00:43:46,350 --> 00:43:49,685 Can I borrow your English homework again? I forgot to read Hamlet. 650 00:43:49,770 --> 00:43:52,939 Is he gonna fuck his mom? 651 00:43:53,023 --> 00:43:55,441 No— I don't— I don't— I don't think so. 652 00:43:55,526 --> 00:43:58,319 Um, I actually wanted to askyou something. 653 00:43:58,445 --> 00:44:00,863 You wanna know if I'll go out with you? No! 654 00:44:00,948 --> 00:44:04,033 Yeah. What? I— 655 00:44:04,117 --> 00:44:07,620 - I don't g— How'd you know? -Just go ahead with the pitch. 656 00:44:09,957 --> 00:44:12,708 okay. Um— 657 00:44:12,793 --> 00:44:16,170 Well, we've been having a lot offun in class, you and I, 658 00:44:16,255 --> 00:44:20,633 and I thought that maybe you'd like to go see a movie or something. 659 00:44:20,717 --> 00:44:24,553 There's a, uh, midnight showing of Rocky Horror at the Bijou next weekend. 660 00:44:24,637 --> 00:44:26,805 I don't like boxing movies. 661 00:44:28,224 --> 00:44:33,645 Yeah, but it's no— It's not a... fucking boxing movie. 662 00:44:33,729 --> 00:44:36,022 Um, fuck it. Okay. Forget it. 663 00:44:39,151 --> 00:44:42,320 - That was random. - I'm used to boys asking me out, Needy. 664 00:44:44,657 --> 00:44:46,575 Colin's really nice. 665 00:44:46,659 --> 00:44:49,160 He's into maggot rock. He wears nail polish. 666 00:44:49,287 --> 00:44:53,039 My dick is bigger than his. I think he's really cool. 667 00:44:53,165 --> 00:44:55,083 You do? Yeah. 668 00:44:57,628 --> 00:45:00,463 Wait. Colin. 669 00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:04,259 Why don't you just come by my place tonight? 670 00:45:04,343 --> 00:45:08,471 I just got Aquamatine on DVD. It's about this girl who's, like, half-sushi. 671 00:45:08,556 --> 00:45:11,223 I guess she has sex through her blowhole or something. 672 00:45:12,851 --> 00:45:15,060 Okay. 673 00:45:15,145 --> 00:45:18,105 [ Chuckles ] Great, yeah. 674 00:45:18,189 --> 00:45:20,566 Okay. I'll text you my address. 675 00:45:22,027 --> 00:45:23,944 Cool. 676 00:45:26,573 --> 00:45:28,531 Hi. Hey. 677 00:45:30,159 --> 00:45:33,202 Mmm. Hi, Chip. [ Chuckles ] 678 00:45:33,329 --> 00:45:36,539 Hey, hey. Ugh. 679 00:45:36,624 --> 00:45:39,375 Get a room. 680 00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:42,003 So, talking to your mysterious pal Colin Gray again. 681 00:45:42,129 --> 00:45:45,089 No. He was askingJennifer out on a date. That's weird. 682 00:45:47,384 --> 00:45:50,345 So are you gonna come over tonight? Sure, I'd like that. 683 00:45:50,429 --> 00:45:53,640 I went to SuperTarget and picked up more condoms, so— 684 00:45:53,766 --> 00:45:55,557 Thanks. Not that that has anything to do with— 685 00:45:55,683 --> 00:45:59,186 Oh, no, I didn't assume that. Well, I'm— 686 00:45:59,270 --> 00:46:01,772 Okay. I'll see you tonight then. 687 00:46:02,857 --> 00:46:04,775 Okay. 688 00:46:08,821 --> 00:46:12,407 [ Man ] ♪ The roads are wrapped around your waist ♪ It's for ambience. 689 00:46:12,533 --> 00:46:16,578 ♪ They lead me place to place ♪ It'sJammin'Jasmine. 690 00:46:16,663 --> 00:46:20,624 My mom has Holiday Scents, too, ifyou're— 691 00:46:20,708 --> 00:46:23,960 This is nice. ♪ In fact, I made a career out of it ♪ 692 00:46:24,045 --> 00:46:29,174 ♪ I've always thought the left was your strongest side ♪ 693 00:46:29,258 --> 00:46:34,054 ♪ But when it comes to you now I can't decide ♪ 694 00:46:34,931 --> 00:46:37,557 ♪ It's only a matter of♪ 695 00:46:38,768 --> 00:46:40,977 ♪ Time ♪♪ 696 00:46:41,062 --> 00:46:43,396 ♪♪ [ Hard Rock ] 697 00:47:01,915 --> 00:47:04,709 [ Blubbering ] 698 00:47:04,793 --> 00:47:08,003 [ Singing Along ] ♪ I can see clearly now the rain has gone ♪ 699 00:47:09,381 --> 00:47:13,426 ♪ I can see all obstacles in my way ♪ 700 00:47:13,510 --> 00:47:17,930 ♪ Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind ♪ 701 00:47:18,014 --> 00:47:22,935 ♪ It's gonna be a bright bright sunshiny day ♪ 702 00:47:23,019 --> 00:47:25,980 ♪ I think I can make it now the rain has gone ♪ 703 00:47:28,399 --> 00:47:32,777 ♪ All ofthe bad feelings have disappeared ♪ 704 00:47:32,862 --> 00:47:35,739 ♪ Here is the rainbow I've been prayin' for♪ 705 00:47:35,823 --> 00:47:40,243 ♪ It's gonna be a bright bright sunshiny day ♪♪ 706 00:48:07,062 --> 00:48:09,689 ♪♪ [ Stops ] [ Engine off] 707 00:48:49,978 --> 00:48:52,230 [ Rattling ] 708 00:49:29,892 --> 00:49:31,810 Hello. 709 00:49:32,812 --> 00:49:36,898 ♪♪ [ Faint ] 710 00:49:40,611 --> 00:49:43,238 Jennifer? 711 00:49:43,364 --> 00:49:48,033 [ Man ] ♪ I know you seen me looking at you and you already know ♪ 712 00:49:48,118 --> 00:49:50,744 ♪ I wanna love you love you ♪ 713 00:49:50,829 --> 00:49:52,788 ♪ You already know ♪ 714 00:49:52,873 --> 00:49:56,458 ♪ I wanna love you love you ♪ 715 00:49:56,543 --> 00:49:59,086 ♪ You already know ♪ 716 00:50:02,799 --> 00:50:07,011 [ Squawking ] 717 00:50:11,099 --> 00:50:13,017 Wait. wait, wait, wait, wait. 718 00:50:16,938 --> 00:50:18,689 ‘‘Slippery Swirl"? 719 00:50:18,773 --> 00:50:22,234 Yeah, it's, uh, supposed to make it feel good for the girl. 720 00:50:22,319 --> 00:50:24,236 [ Chuckles ] Cool. 721 00:50:24,446 --> 00:50:26,572 ♪ Baby, you got a phatty the type I like to marry ♪ 722 00:50:26,656 --> 00:50:29,325 ♪ wantin' tojust give you everything and that's kinda scary ♪ 723 00:50:29,409 --> 00:50:31,785 ♪ 'Cause I'm lovin' the wayyou shake your ass ♪ 724 00:50:31,870 --> 00:50:33,913 ♪ Bouncin' Got me tippin' my glass ♪ 725 00:50:34,039 --> 00:50:36,331 [ Creaking ] ♪ Normally don't get caught up too fast ♪ 726 00:50:36,415 --> 00:50:37,999 ♪ Got a thing foryou ♪ 727 00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:40,793 ♪ I see you windin', grindin' ♪ 728 00:50:40,878 --> 00:50:43,212 ♪ Up on that floor ♪ 729 00:50:43,297 --> 00:50:45,465 ♪ I know you see me looking at you ♪ 730 00:50:45,549 --> 00:50:47,467 ♪ And you already know ♪ 731 00:50:47,551 --> 00:50:50,637 ♪ I wanna love you love you ♪ 732 00:50:50,721 --> 00:50:52,680 ♪ You already know ♪ 733 00:50:54,767 --> 00:50:57,477 Oh. [ Latex Snaps ] 734 00:50:57,561 --> 00:51:00,438 ♪ I wanna love you love you ♪ 735 00:51:00,522 --> 00:51:03,942 ♪ You already know, girl ♪♪ 736 00:51:07,655 --> 00:51:09,906 You made it. [ Gasps ] 737 00:51:13,077 --> 00:51:15,745 What's going on? 738 00:51:20,958 --> 00:51:22,959 This, uh— 739 00:51:24,211 --> 00:51:26,629 This isn't really your house, is it? 740 00:51:27,631 --> 00:51:29,548 No, baby. 741 00:51:29,633 --> 00:51:32,885 This is our house, just foryou and me. 742 00:51:34,429 --> 00:51:37,181 We can play Mommy and Daddy. 743 00:51:45,565 --> 00:51:48,275 Do you even know my last name? [ Chuckles ] 744 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,778 Silly. 745 00:51:50,862 --> 00:51:53,531 I've been sending you signals all year. 746 00:51:54,741 --> 00:51:57,159 Couldn't you tell? 747 00:51:57,244 --> 00:51:59,537 You give me such a wettie. 748 00:52:17,763 --> 00:52:19,723 Put it in. 749 00:52:29,775 --> 00:52:31,735 [ Exhales ] 750 00:52:40,161 --> 00:52:42,787 - [ Squeaking ] -Jennifer! 751 00:52:43,831 --> 00:52:46,458 What? Are you scared? 752 00:52:46,542 --> 00:52:50,670 I thought boys like you were really into vermin and death and shit. 753 00:52:50,796 --> 00:52:53,964 [ Zipper Unzipping ] Here you go. 754 00:52:57,385 --> 00:52:59,386 Nice hardware, ace. 755 00:53:08,772 --> 00:53:11,774 [ Bed Frame Squeaking ] 756 00:53:25,121 --> 00:53:27,122 No way. 757 00:53:33,505 --> 00:53:35,756 Ow! Shit! ooh! Puncture wound. 758 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,883 God, that's so emo. 759 00:53:38,009 --> 00:53:40,510 [ Bones Snapping ] [ Screaming ] 760 00:53:42,888 --> 00:53:45,139 I need you frightened. 761 00:53:45,224 --> 00:53:48,226 [ Creaking Continues ] [ Moaning ] 762 00:53:55,692 --> 00:53:58,111 [ Gasping ] 763 00:54:04,159 --> 00:54:06,994 [ Gasping Loudly ] 764 00:54:07,996 --> 00:54:11,414 [ Gasping Continues ] 765 00:54:17,088 --> 00:54:19,089 I need you hopeless. 766 00:54:22,301 --> 00:54:24,678 [ Shrieking ] 767 00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:26,555 Hopeless. 768 00:54:26,639 --> 00:54:29,140 [ Screaming ] 769 00:54:33,728 --> 00:54:36,480 [ whispers ] Hopeless. 770 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:37,940 Hopeless. 771 00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:43,612 [ Gasping ] 772 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:49,618 - [ Screaming ] - What? what? 773 00:54:49,703 --> 00:54:51,704 What? 774 00:54:52,747 --> 00:54:54,707 Am I hurting you? 775 00:54:58,003 --> 00:55:00,254 Am I too big? 776 00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:05,926 What? 777 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:11,807 [ Panting ] Needy. What's wrong? 778 00:55:11,892 --> 00:55:13,975 Is it something I did? 779 00:55:15,603 --> 00:55:17,604 [ Squeaking ] 780 00:55:21,233 --> 00:55:23,776 [ Slurping ] 781 00:55:35,789 --> 00:55:38,791 [ Whimpering ] 782 00:55:43,505 --> 00:55:46,716 [ Engine Starts ] [ Stereo ] ♪ Through the trees ♪ 783 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:50,011 [ Screams ] ♪ I will— ♪ 784 00:55:50,095 --> 00:55:53,306 [ Sobbing ] 785 00:56:22,794 --> 00:56:24,670 [ Screaming ] 786 00:56:32,762 --> 00:56:34,888 [ Panting ] 787 00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:04,375 Mommy? Mommy! 788 00:57:07,712 --> 00:57:10,714 [ Panting Continues ] 789 00:57:14,135 --> 00:57:16,136 [ Sobbing ] 790 00:57:31,152 --> 00:57:33,235 Are you scared? 791 00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:37,072 ♪♪ [ Music Box: Distorted ] 792 00:58:08,521 --> 00:58:10,981 [ Exhales ] 793 00:58:11,066 --> 00:58:12,858 Hi. [ Gasps ] 794 00:58:12,942 --> 00:58:16,320 - [ Screaming ] - God, Needy, enough with the screaming! 795 00:58:16,446 --> 00:58:18,781 You're such a cliché. Get out! 796 00:58:20,199 --> 00:58:23,910 But we always share your bed when we have slumber parties. 797 00:58:29,291 --> 00:58:31,751 I'm not gonna bite you. 798 00:58:40,719 --> 00:58:42,970 Is that my EvilDead T-shirt? 799 00:59:45,241 --> 00:59:46,908 [ Moaning ] 800 00:59:49,412 --> 00:59:51,329 What the fuck is happening? 801 00:59:51,414 --> 00:59:53,247 [ Laughing ] My God, Needy. 802 00:59:53,331 --> 00:59:56,250 I have never heard you drop the F-bomb before. 803 00:59:56,376 --> 00:59:59,502 I sawyou! I saw- I saw- I saw the— [ Imitates Stammering ] 804 00:59:59,587 --> 01:00:02,464 Slow down, tardy slip. You sound like a sped. 805 01:00:02,590 --> 01:00:04,883 I'm gonna call the police. okay. 806 01:00:04,967 --> 01:00:06,968 Why don't you narc me out? 807 01:00:07,052 --> 01:00:09,345 I have the cops in my back pocket, Needy. 808 01:00:09,430 --> 01:00:11,264 I'm fucking a cadet. Remember? 809 01:00:12,683 --> 01:00:14,601 What do you want from me? 810 01:00:14,685 --> 01:00:17,937 Just want to explain some things to you. 811 01:00:18,022 --> 01:00:20,940 Besides, best friends don't keep secrets. 812 01:00:21,025 --> 01:00:22,692 Right? 813 01:00:24,403 --> 01:00:27,989 So, you remember the night ofthe fire? I got really messed up. 814 01:00:28,073 --> 01:00:31,868 And those guys from Low Shoulder- totally evil. 815 01:00:31,952 --> 01:00:34,871 They're basically, like, agents ofSatan... 816 01:00:34,955 --> 01:00:36,873 with really awesome haircuts. 817 01:00:36,957 --> 01:00:39,958 ♪♪ [ Rock Ballad ] 818 01:00:45,757 --> 01:00:47,382 [Jennifer ] where- Where are we going? 819 01:00:47,467 --> 01:00:49,718 You don't have to talk ifyou don't want to. 820 01:00:49,802 --> 01:00:54,056 [ Man ] ♪ All right, dear Have a nice year♪ 821 01:00:54,140 --> 01:00:56,808 ♪ Teach the mean girls ♪ 822 01:00:56,893 --> 01:00:58,894 ♪ How to be feared ♪ 823 01:00:58,978 --> 01:01:00,979 Are you guys rapists? 824 01:01:01,064 --> 01:01:03,732 - ♪♪ [ Continues ] - Oh, God, I hate girls. 825 01:01:05,151 --> 01:01:07,945 ♪ You could be satisfied ♪ 826 01:01:09,239 --> 01:01:12,783 Are you even sure ifshe's a fucking virgin, man? 827 01:01:12,867 --> 01:01:15,786 Yes. Yes, I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. 828 01:01:15,870 --> 01:01:18,789 I've never even done sex. I don't know how. 829 01:01:18,873 --> 01:01:22,709 So you guys should find somebody who does... 830 01:01:22,794 --> 01:01:24,711 know how. 831 01:01:24,796 --> 01:01:28,256 See, Dirk? I told you, man. You owe me a beer. 832 01:01:28,340 --> 01:01:31,342 - what did they do to you? -Just let me finish. 833 01:01:31,426 --> 01:01:34,345 ♪♪ [ Continues ] So they drove me out to the falls... 834 01:01:34,429 --> 01:01:39,976 and I kept looking for a way to escape, but it's really dark out there. 835 01:01:40,060 --> 01:01:41,978 [ Engine Stops ] 836 01:01:47,651 --> 01:01:49,819 [ Screams ] Where are you going? Huh? 837 01:01:49,903 --> 01:01:54,282 We got a waxing moon tonight, you guys,just like the ritual says. 838 01:01:54,366 --> 01:01:56,242 Please! 839 01:01:57,411 --> 01:02:01,539 No! Please! [ Screaming Continues ] 840 01:02:03,667 --> 01:02:05,793 Please! 841 01:02:05,877 --> 01:02:08,796 Do one ofyou guys have something to shut her up with? 842 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:12,716 [ Sobbing, Screaming ] 843 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:16,970 Great. But get it nice and tight, though, 'cause I don't wanna get fuckin' clawed. 844 01:02:20,641 --> 01:02:23,727 [ Groaning, whimpering ] 845 01:02:26,939 --> 01:02:29,357 I don't know ifwe should go through with this. 846 01:02:29,442 --> 01:02:32,027 [ Sighs ] Dirk. 847 01:02:32,111 --> 01:02:36,990 Do you wanna work at Moose HoofCoffee forever? I don't, okay? 848 01:02:37,074 --> 01:02:38,867 Do you wanna be a big loser, or... 849 01:02:38,951 --> 01:02:41,953 do you wanna be rich and awesome... 850 01:02:42,038 --> 01:02:44,914 like that guy from Maroon 5? 851 01:02:46,417 --> 01:02:48,168 Maroon 5. 852 01:02:48,252 --> 01:02:50,378 Okay. That's what I thought. 853 01:02:50,463 --> 01:02:52,797 Go and fetch me the ritual, brother. 854 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,884 okay. [ Mouths Words ] What the fuck? 855 01:03:00,554 --> 01:03:02,680 Thankyou. [ Clears Throat ] 856 01:03:02,765 --> 01:03:05,099 - All right. - That's it? 857 01:03:05,184 --> 01:03:08,102 Yeah. I found it online. 858 01:03:08,187 --> 01:03:12,732 '‘we come here tonight to sacrifice the body of"— 859 01:03:15,361 --> 01:03:17,236 What is your name again? Tiffany? 860 01:03:17,363 --> 01:03:19,947 My name isJennifer. Super. 861 01:03:20,032 --> 01:03:24,285 '‘we come here tonight to sacrifice the body of Jennifer from Devil's Kettle." 862 01:03:24,370 --> 01:03:27,080 Please, please. Please, please, don't do this. 863 01:03:27,164 --> 01:03:30,875 I'll do anything. I'll do anything you want. 864 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:35,838 [ Sighs ] 865 01:03:37,257 --> 01:03:40,301 Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? 866 01:03:40,386 --> 01:03:43,679 There's so many of us, and we're all so cute... 867 01:03:43,764 --> 01:03:46,348 and it's like, ifyou don't get on Letterman... 868 01:03:46,432 --> 01:03:50,227 or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? 869 01:03:50,311 --> 01:03:52,938 Satan is our only hope. 870 01:03:53,022 --> 01:03:56,358 we're in league with the beast now, and we have to make a really big impression on him. 871 01:03:56,442 --> 01:03:59,945 And to do that, we're going to have to butcheryou and bleed you. 872 01:04:00,029 --> 01:04:02,322 And then Dirk here's gonna wearyour face. 873 01:04:02,407 --> 01:04:06,118 Relax. I'm kidding about the face. The rest is gonna happen though. 874 01:04:09,497 --> 01:04:14,251 But you know what? Maybe we'll write a song about you. As a fan, that'd be cool, right? 875 01:04:19,966 --> 01:04:21,967 [ Sobbing, whimpering Continue ] [ Clears Throat ] 876 01:04:22,051 --> 01:04:25,137 No! No! with the deepest malice, 877 01:04:25,221 --> 01:04:28,014 we deliver this virgin unto thee. 878 01:04:28,141 --> 01:04:31,183 Dude, that is a hot murder weapon. It's a bowie knife. 879 01:04:31,268 --> 01:04:32,726 Bowie? Nice. 880 01:04:32,811 --> 01:04:36,522 - Here we go! It's gonna be gnarly! - No, please, please! 881 01:04:36,648 --> 01:04:40,025 No, please, God! wait a second. I just thought ofsomething. 882 01:04:40,110 --> 01:04:43,529 Jenny,Jenny, you're the girl for me. 883 01:04:43,613 --> 01:04:45,364 You don't know me, but you make me so happy. 884 01:04:45,449 --> 01:04:48,868 I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve. 885 01:04:48,952 --> 01:04:51,579 [ All Singing ] ♪ I used my imagination ♪ 886 01:04:51,663 --> 01:04:54,165 ♪ But I was disturbed ♪ 887 01:04:54,249 --> 01:04:58,127 ♪Jenny, I got your number♪ 888 01:04:58,211 --> 01:05:01,338 ♪ I need to make you mine ♪ 889 01:05:01,423 --> 01:05:04,550 ♪Jenny don't change your number♪ 890 01:05:04,634 --> 01:05:08,012 - ♪ 867-5309 ♪ - [ Screaming ] 891 01:05:08,096 --> 01:05:12,558 ♪ 867-5309 ♪ 892 01:05:12,642 --> 01:05:16,228 ♪ 867-5309 ♪♪ 893 01:05:16,313 --> 01:05:19,355 [ Screaming, Sobbing ] 894 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,278 They killed you. 895 01:05:25,362 --> 01:05:27,280 [ Scoffs ] I'm still here, aren't I? 896 01:05:27,364 --> 01:05:31,576 They did go all Benihana on my ass with that knife and it should have killed me, 897 01:05:31,660 --> 01:05:35,663 but for some reason it didn't. 898 01:05:38,209 --> 01:05:40,126 Maybe it did. 899 01:06:01,397 --> 01:06:03,190 [ Splashes ] 900 01:06:06,777 --> 01:06:09,946 [Jennifer] Anyway, I don't really remember what happened after that. 901 01:06:10,030 --> 01:06:14,784 I just know that I woke up and I found my way back to you. 902 01:06:26,922 --> 01:06:28,464 I remember. 903 01:06:29,466 --> 01:06:32,051 I couldn't bring myself to hurt you. 904 01:06:32,135 --> 01:06:34,679 I mean, I'm a really good friend, 905 01:06:35,681 --> 01:06:38,641 but I wasjust so hungry. 906 01:06:38,725 --> 01:06:41,477 [ Coughing ] 907 01:06:44,231 --> 01:06:46,649 [ Coughs ] 908 01:06:58,119 --> 01:06:59,494 Ahmet. 909 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,623 You made it out. [ Coughs ] 910 01:07:06,961 --> 01:07:08,587 Are you lost? 911 01:07:11,340 --> 01:07:14,342 Does your host family know you're alive? 912 01:07:17,805 --> 01:07:20,807 Does anyone knowyou're alive? 913 01:07:26,188 --> 01:07:28,231 You come with me. 914 01:07:28,316 --> 01:07:30,358 We're gonna sort all this out, okay? 915 01:07:32,028 --> 01:07:36,197 And ever since then, I just knew what I had to do to be strong. 916 01:07:36,282 --> 01:07:38,657 And when I'm full, like I am right now, 917 01:07:38,742 --> 01:07:41,827 I'm, like, unkillable. 918 01:07:41,953 --> 01:07:45,289 Like, I can do shit like this. watch. [ Gasps ] 919 01:07:47,042 --> 01:07:50,377 It's really cool.Just watch. Look. 920 01:07:51,838 --> 01:07:55,341 It's, like, some X-Men shit, right? 921 01:08:01,014 --> 01:08:05,017 What do you mean, when you're full? 922 01:08:07,937 --> 01:08:13,150 What about my mom's Kia? Why were you covered in blood? 923 01:08:13,234 --> 01:08:15,486 You didn't even look human. 924 01:08:18,406 --> 01:08:21,867 You know, Needy, maybe you should talk to somebody about these... 925 01:08:21,951 --> 01:08:25,620 disturbing thoughts that you're having. 926 01:08:25,704 --> 01:08:27,664 we're all really concerned. 927 01:08:28,957 --> 01:08:30,333 Especially Chip. 928 01:08:31,669 --> 01:08:34,337 I think he may be having second thoughts about you. 929 01:08:34,463 --> 01:08:37,382 Leave. Come on, Needy. Let me stay the night. 930 01:08:37,466 --> 01:08:41,094 We can play boyfriend-girlfriend like we used to. 931 01:08:56,150 --> 01:08:59,236 What are you doing? Um, you said to leave. 932 01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:01,071 See you at school. 933 01:09:26,763 --> 01:09:31,809 We are gathered here to celebrate the life ofColin Gray, 934 01:09:31,893 --> 01:09:34,812 who was plucked from the prime of his youth. 935 01:09:34,896 --> 01:09:37,606 [ woman Sobbing ] 936 01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:42,820 No! No! 937 01:09:46,241 --> 01:09:49,410 [ Needy Narrating ] They did a big memorial assembly for Colin at school. 938 01:09:49,494 --> 01:09:54,123 And we had to watch another presentation about curfews and the buddy system... 939 01:09:54,207 --> 01:09:56,916 and how to deal with grief. 940 01:09:57,001 --> 01:10:00,044 But nobody seemed to care anymore. 941 01:10:00,129 --> 01:10:02,630 Sorrow was last week's emotion. 942 01:10:04,759 --> 01:10:07,927 Sure, we all hoped this would be the last funeral, 943 01:10:08,012 --> 01:10:10,346 but I knew better. 944 01:10:10,431 --> 01:10:12,932 So I did some research. 945 01:10:13,017 --> 01:10:14,684 Paranormal research. 946 01:10:29,074 --> 01:10:30,825 '‘offering a virgin to Satan." 947 01:10:31,869 --> 01:10:33,870 '‘Ifthe sacrifice is impure- 948 01:10:34,872 --> 01:10:37,123 Human and demonic relations"— 949 01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:40,335 ‘‘Destroying a demon. 950 01:10:40,419 --> 01:10:43,003 ‘‘Demons are weakest when hungry, 951 01:10:43,087 --> 01:10:46,840 but a blade to the heart is the surest way to kill the beast." 952 01:10:52,555 --> 01:10:56,058 Jennifer and I hadn't spoken since our encounter in my room. 953 01:10:57,227 --> 01:11:00,687 Actually, I hadn't really spoken to anyone. 954 01:11:17,747 --> 01:11:19,331 Hey. 955 01:11:20,375 --> 01:11:22,417 Just bought our formal tickets. 956 01:11:22,502 --> 01:11:24,336 Did you make reservations at the Cheesecake Factory? 957 01:11:26,881 --> 01:11:29,257 Chip, I can't go to the dance with you. 958 01:11:29,341 --> 01:11:30,800 What? Why? 959 01:11:30,884 --> 01:11:34,303 Look,just trust me. You shouldn't go at all. 960 01:11:34,429 --> 01:11:36,763 what are you talking about? Not here. 961 01:11:36,847 --> 01:11:39,766 What's going on? You're breaking up with me? 962 01:11:39,850 --> 01:11:41,935 Please, Chip! I just need to show you something. 963 01:11:42,061 --> 01:11:43,645 Is this aboutJennifer? Yes! 964 01:11:43,771 --> 01:11:47,315 But I promise you this is the last thing— Needy, I care about you. A lot. 965 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:51,611 As a person, notjust some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night. 966 01:11:51,696 --> 01:11:55,282 And I'm scared ofwhat's happening to you. You're acting really fucked up. 967 01:11:55,366 --> 01:11:58,076 Pleasejust let me show you. 968 01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:01,037 [ Exhales ] Okay. 969 01:12:01,122 --> 01:12:03,331 Jennifer's evil. 970 01:12:03,416 --> 01:12:05,375 I know. 971 01:12:05,459 --> 01:12:08,003 No, I mean, she's actually evil. 972 01:12:08,087 --> 01:12:09,546 Not high-school evil. 973 01:12:09,630 --> 01:12:13,675 I've been through the occult section at the library five times. 974 01:12:13,759 --> 01:12:16,010 Our library has an occult section? 975 01:12:16,094 --> 01:12:18,679 Yeah, it's um— it's really small. 976 01:12:18,763 --> 01:12:21,599 Uh, you have to read this. 977 01:12:24,060 --> 01:12:25,644 ‘‘Demoni"— ‘‘Demonic transference." 978 01:12:25,729 --> 01:12:29,148 It's something that happens when you try to sacrifice a virgin to Satan... 979 01:12:29,232 --> 01:12:30,566 without using an actual virgin. 980 01:12:30,650 --> 01:12:33,652 The guys in the band tried to sacrifice her in the woods. 981 01:12:33,737 --> 01:12:36,697 But what they didn't know is that she hasn't been a virgin sincejunior high. 982 01:12:36,781 --> 01:12:38,616 It all makes sense now. Read this. 983 01:12:38,700 --> 01:12:41,702 ‘‘Ifthe human sacrifice is impure, the result may still be attained, 984 01:12:41,786 --> 01:12:44,163 ‘‘but the demon will forever reside in the soul ofthe victim. 985 01:12:44,247 --> 01:12:47,041 She must forever feed on flesh to sustain the demon." 986 01:12:47,125 --> 01:12:49,376 - Okay. - She's eating boys! 987 01:12:49,461 --> 01:12:52,755 They, like, make her really pretty and glowy... 988 01:12:52,839 --> 01:12:54,632 and her hair looks amazing. 989 01:12:54,716 --> 01:12:57,843 And then when she's hungry, she's weak and cranky and ugly. 990 01:12:57,927 --> 01:13:00,346 I mean, like, ugly for her. 991 01:13:00,430 --> 01:13:02,263 Don't you get it? 992 01:13:02,348 --> 01:13:03,848 The dance. 993 01:13:03,932 --> 01:13:06,976 It'll be like an all-you-can-eat buffet. 994 01:13:10,189 --> 01:13:12,231 Needy, I thinkyou need help. 995 01:13:12,316 --> 01:13:14,817 oh, my God. You don't believe me. 996 01:13:14,902 --> 01:13:18,196 It's not that I don't believe you. I just don't believe this. 997 01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:20,365 God! This is a nightmare! 998 01:13:22,326 --> 01:13:24,744 Well, what about the dance? 999 01:13:24,828 --> 01:13:27,163 Who cares about the goddanged dance, Chip? 1000 01:13:27,247 --> 01:13:29,707 I do. I ordered your corsage. 1001 01:13:29,792 --> 01:13:33,002 It's an orchid. It was, like, $1 2. 1002 01:13:35,631 --> 01:13:39,676 I'll be at the dance. I just need to keep an eye on Jennifer. 1003 01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:42,512 Promise me you're not gonna go. 1004 01:13:45,349 --> 01:13:48,934 Needy, I— I'm not your guy anymore? 1005 01:13:49,018 --> 01:13:52,229 Chip, it's not safe for us to be together right now. 1006 01:13:58,945 --> 01:14:01,238 [ Woman ] ♪ You hit me once I hit you back ♪ 1007 01:14:01,322 --> 01:14:03,407 ♪ You gave a kick I gave a slap ♪ 1008 01:14:03,491 --> 01:14:05,450 ♪ You smashed a plate over my head ♪ 1009 01:14:05,535 --> 01:14:08,704 ♪ Then I set fire to our bed ♪ 1010 01:14:10,289 --> 01:14:12,374 ♪ You hit me once I hit you back ♪ 1011 01:14:12,458 --> 01:14:14,543 ♪ You gave a kick I gave a slap ♪ 1012 01:14:14,627 --> 01:14:17,003 ♪ You smashed a plate over my head ♪ 1013 01:14:17,088 --> 01:14:20,716 ♪ Then I set fire to our bed ♪ 1014 01:14:21,718 --> 01:14:23,885 ♪ Ohh-oh-oh ♪ 1015 01:14:23,970 --> 01:14:25,971 ♪ You hit me once I hit you back ♪ 1016 01:14:26,055 --> 01:14:27,973 ♪ You gave a kick I gave a slap ♪ 1017 01:14:28,057 --> 01:14:29,850 ♪♪ [ Continues ] [ Needy Narrating ] All over Devil's Kettle, 1018 01:14:29,934 --> 01:14:31,559 kids were getting ready for the dance, 1019 01:14:33,061 --> 01:14:34,895 blissfully ignorant that some poor chump... 1020 01:14:34,980 --> 01:14:38,064 was on his way to being Satan Chow. 1021 01:14:38,149 --> 01:14:41,609 [ Man ] ♪ Yeah, whoo-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪ 1022 01:14:41,694 --> 01:14:44,487 ♪♪ [ Continues ] [ Knock On Door ] 1023 01:14:44,613 --> 01:14:48,199 In my underpants, Mom! I need to give you something. 1024 01:14:48,909 --> 01:14:50,994 What, Mom? 1025 01:14:54,331 --> 01:14:55,874 Ladies' pepper spray? 1026 01:14:55,958 --> 01:14:59,294 There's obviously a sicko out there who likes boys. 1027 01:14:59,378 --> 01:15:03,923 Mom, I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex. 1028 01:15:04,008 --> 01:15:07,635 Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him? 1029 01:15:07,762 --> 01:15:10,388 Lasagna with teeth? You heard. 1030 01:15:10,473 --> 01:15:12,682 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 1031 01:15:12,767 --> 01:15:15,935 [ Exhales ] You picking Needy up at her house? 1032 01:15:18,314 --> 01:15:21,732 Um, I'm meeting her at the dance. 1033 01:15:21,816 --> 01:15:24,735 I want pictures with your sister before you go. 1034 01:15:24,819 --> 01:15:26,445 Yes, ma'am. 1035 01:15:30,784 --> 01:15:33,577 [ Man ] ♪ Stop there and let me correct it ♪ 1036 01:15:33,661 --> 01:15:36,914 ♪ I wanna live a life from a new perspective ♪ 1037 01:15:36,998 --> 01:15:39,875 ♪ You come along because I love your face ♪ 1038 01:15:39,959 --> 01:15:42,211 ♪ And I'll admire your expensive taste ♪ 1039 01:15:42,295 --> 01:15:45,339 ♪ And who cares Divine intervention ♪ 1040 01:15:45,423 --> 01:15:48,675 ♪ I wanna be praised from a new perspective ♪ 1041 01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:51,220 Okay, one more. Back to back. 1042 01:15:51,304 --> 01:15:53,972 Big smiles. Cheese! 1043 01:15:54,057 --> 01:15:55,974 ♪♪ [ Fades ] 1044 01:16:26,797 --> 01:16:29,674 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 1045 01:16:42,020 --> 01:16:46,232 [ Man ] ♪ I wonderwhat keeps us so high up ♪ 1046 01:16:49,069 --> 01:16:52,071 ♪♪ [ Continues, Faint ] 1047 01:16:57,785 --> 01:17:00,912 [ Dog Howling, whimpering ] 1048 01:17:03,082 --> 01:17:07,127 ♪ Keep very quiet and cling to my mouth as I'm cryin' ♪ 1049 01:17:07,211 --> 01:17:10,922 ♪ So frightened ofdyin' Relax, yes, I'm tryin' ♪ 1050 01:17:11,007 --> 01:17:14,885 ♪ But fear's got a hold on me ♪ 1051 01:17:17,722 --> 01:17:20,807 ♪ Yes, this fear's got a hold on me ♪ 1052 01:17:20,892 --> 01:17:23,727 - okay, can we all— - [ Feedback ] 1053 01:17:23,853 --> 01:17:27,897 ♪ Yes, this fear's got a hold on me ♪♪ Quiet down, please. 1054 01:17:27,981 --> 01:17:30,858 Uh, boys, thankyou. 1055 01:17:30,942 --> 01:17:34,028 Welcome to the Spring Formal! 1056 01:17:34,112 --> 01:17:37,239 [ Students Cheering ] 1057 01:17:46,165 --> 01:17:48,750 [ Bird Calling ] 1058 01:17:48,876 --> 01:17:52,462 [ Gasps ] Didn't you hear me calling your name? 1059 01:17:52,546 --> 01:17:54,672 You weren't calling my name. 1060 01:17:54,757 --> 01:17:56,466 Yes, I was. 1061 01:17:58,093 --> 01:17:59,928 I-I couldn't hear it. 1062 01:18:00,012 --> 01:18:04,182 Listen, I need to talk to you about you-know-who. 1063 01:18:04,266 --> 01:18:06,225 Our little Needy. 1064 01:18:06,310 --> 01:18:08,227 I hope everybody has had an opportunity... 1065 01:18:08,312 --> 01:18:12,231 to consume some ofthe pecan sandies and Cran-Grape... 1066 01:18:12,316 --> 01:18:15,193 that were so generously donated by the parents club. 1067 01:18:15,319 --> 01:18:17,320 [ Applause ] Yeah! 1068 01:18:17,404 --> 01:18:20,615 But the real treat is yet to come. 1069 01:18:20,699 --> 01:18:24,410 She's been acting a little off lately. 1070 01:18:24,495 --> 01:18:26,955 [ Sighs ] 1071 01:18:27,039 --> 01:18:31,083 Look, I think I know what's wrong with her. 1072 01:18:31,167 --> 01:18:33,627 What? What is it? 1073 01:18:33,711 --> 01:18:37,714 You know how Needy has been really upset since Colin Gray died? 1074 01:18:37,799 --> 01:18:39,466 Mm-hmm. 1075 01:18:39,550 --> 01:18:44,012 Well, it's notjust because he was, like, brutally murdered and stuff. 1076 01:18:44,138 --> 01:18:46,640 I don't wanna say this! Say it. 1077 01:18:49,394 --> 01:18:51,478 Needy and Colin were intimate. 1078 01:18:52,689 --> 01:18:54,606 And by that... 1079 01:18:54,691 --> 01:18:58,068 I mean they were porking on a semi-regular basis. 1080 01:18:58,152 --> 01:19:00,320 No. 1081 01:19:00,405 --> 01:19:04,116 She and Colin were doing things that you have never even heard of. 1082 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:06,201 Okay? Total varsity moves. 1083 01:19:09,163 --> 01:19:13,000 I just can't believe that she would mess with your head like this. 1084 01:19:14,042 --> 01:19:17,503 I care about you so much, Chip. 1085 01:19:20,966 --> 01:19:24,093 More than I've ever had the guts to admit. 1086 01:19:25,637 --> 01:19:27,847 These fine young gentlemen... 1087 01:19:27,931 --> 01:19:30,349 have been generous enough to take time out... 1088 01:19:30,434 --> 01:19:33,894 from their sold-out national tour... 1089 01:19:33,979 --> 01:19:37,982 to play our dance for free. 1090 01:19:40,819 --> 01:19:43,821 Needy didn't deserve a boy like you. 1091 01:19:43,905 --> 01:19:47,491 Boys and girls, please welcome... 1092 01:19:47,576 --> 01:19:50,536 Low Shoulder! 1093 01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:24,443 ♪ All alone in an empty room ♪ 1094 01:20:24,527 --> 01:20:27,529 ♪ Nothing left but the memories ♪ 1095 01:20:27,614 --> 01:20:29,865 ♪ Ofwhen ♪ 1096 01:20:29,949 --> 01:20:32,117 ♪ I had my best friend ♪ 1097 01:20:32,202 --> 01:20:34,661 Oh, you're so salty. 1098 01:20:34,746 --> 01:20:37,998 Yeah, you're... salty too. 1099 01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:40,042 Say it like you mean it. 1100 01:20:40,126 --> 01:20:42,252 Say I'm better than Needy. 1101 01:20:42,337 --> 01:20:43,921 What? Why? 1102 01:20:45,882 --> 01:20:49,008 ♪ Take my breath ♪ 1103 01:20:49,093 --> 01:20:52,512 ♪ As your own ♪ 1104 01:20:52,596 --> 01:20:55,723 ♪ And take my eyes ♪ 1105 01:20:55,808 --> 01:20:59,519 ♪ To guide you home ♪ 1106 01:20:59,603 --> 01:21:03,898 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ♪ 1107 01:21:03,982 --> 01:21:10,363 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ 1108 01:21:10,447 --> 01:21:13,991 ♪ And I'm still here ♪ 1109 01:21:14,076 --> 01:21:16,327 Chip. 1110 01:21:16,411 --> 01:21:18,955 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ♪ 1111 01:21:19,039 --> 01:21:26,379 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ 1112 01:21:26,463 --> 01:21:30,007 ♪ And I'm still here now ♪ 1113 01:21:30,092 --> 01:21:33,718 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ♪ 1114 01:21:33,803 --> 01:21:41,017 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ 1115 01:21:41,102 --> 01:21:44,604 ♪ And I'm still here ♪ ♪ I'm still here ♪ 1116 01:21:44,689 --> 01:21:47,399 ♪ And you're not coming back ♪♪ 1117 01:21:48,985 --> 01:21:51,820 [ Switch Clanking ] [ Electricity Buzzing ] 1118 01:22:04,834 --> 01:22:06,751 Mmm. 1119 01:22:06,836 --> 01:22:08,837 [ Fly Buzzing ] 1120 01:22:11,257 --> 01:22:13,133 What are you doing? 1121 01:22:13,259 --> 01:22:15,051 [ Fly Continues Buzzing ] Swimming. 1122 01:22:15,136 --> 01:22:16,803 Ha-ha. 1123 01:22:16,888 --> 01:22:18,722 Come on, Chip. 1124 01:22:18,806 --> 01:22:21,807 Show me your breast stroke. 1125 01:22:30,442 --> 01:22:36,030 [ Sighs ] 1126 01:22:36,114 --> 01:22:38,365 I feel so empty. 1127 01:22:43,246 --> 01:22:45,206 Yeah, me too. 1128 01:22:47,083 --> 01:22:50,169 Why don't you just come here and kiss me again? 1129 01:23:00,430 --> 01:23:02,431 I can't. 1130 01:23:02,515 --> 01:23:05,017 I'm sorry. 1131 01:23:05,101 --> 01:23:07,268 Thisjust feels weird. 1132 01:23:18,988 --> 01:23:20,530 [ Gasping ] 1133 01:23:35,838 --> 01:23:37,923 [ Groans ] 1134 01:23:47,809 --> 01:23:50,269 Help! 1135 01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:18,796 [ Shrieking ] Needy. 1136 01:24:22,676 --> 01:24:25,594 [ Screaming ] 1137 01:24:31,184 --> 01:24:34,145 [ Gasping, Coughing ] 1138 01:24:48,367 --> 01:24:49,659 Needy. 1139 01:24:57,001 --> 01:24:59,836 [ Screaming ] 1140 01:25:02,423 --> 01:25:05,008 [ Gagging ] 1141 01:25:15,144 --> 01:25:17,437 She can fly? 1142 01:25:17,521 --> 01:25:20,607 She'sjust hovering. It's not that impressive. 1143 01:25:20,691 --> 01:25:23,860 God, do you have to undermine everything that I do? 1144 01:25:23,944 --> 01:25:25,903 You are such a player-hater. 1145 01:25:25,987 --> 01:25:28,405 You're a jerk. 1146 01:25:28,490 --> 01:25:31,366 Wow. Nice insult, Hannah Montana. 1147 01:25:31,451 --> 01:25:33,243 You got any more harsh digs? 1148 01:25:33,328 --> 01:25:36,622 You know what? You were never a good friend. 1149 01:25:36,706 --> 01:25:40,292 Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys... 1150 01:25:40,376 --> 01:25:42,127 and pour lemonade on my bed. 1151 01:25:42,212 --> 01:25:43,962 And now I'm eating your boyfriend. 1152 01:25:44,047 --> 01:25:46,799 See? At least I'm consistent. 1153 01:25:46,883 --> 01:25:50,010 Why do you need him? Huh? 1154 01:25:50,095 --> 01:25:52,638 You could have anybody that you want,Jennifer. 1155 01:25:52,722 --> 01:25:55,933 So... why Chip? 1156 01:25:56,017 --> 01:25:58,644 Is itjust to tick me off? 1157 01:25:58,728 --> 01:26:01,105 Or is it because you'rejust really insecure? 1158 01:26:01,189 --> 01:26:04,691 I'm— I am not insecure, Needy. 1159 01:26:04,776 --> 01:26:07,610 God, that's a joke. How could I ever be insecure? 1160 01:26:07,694 --> 01:26:10,404 I was the Snowflake Queen. 1161 01:26:10,489 --> 01:26:14,282 Yeah. Two years ago, when you were socially relevant. 1162 01:26:14,367 --> 01:26:15,992 I am still socially relevant. 1163 01:26:16,077 --> 01:26:19,579 And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny. 1164 01:26:23,417 --> 01:26:25,335 I am going... 1165 01:26:25,419 --> 01:26:27,420 to eat your soul... 1166 01:26:27,505 --> 01:26:31,550 and shit it out, Lesnicki! 1167 01:26:31,634 --> 01:26:34,761 - Thought you only murdered boys. - I go both ways. 1168 01:26:34,846 --> 01:26:37,139 [ Gasps, Groaning ] 1169 01:26:50,611 --> 01:26:53,989 [ Groaning Continues ] Ow. 1170 01:26:54,073 --> 01:26:56,408 [ Screams ] 1171 01:26:56,492 --> 01:26:58,326 [ Exhales ] 1172 01:27:05,125 --> 01:27:07,126 You got a tampon? 1173 01:27:09,045 --> 01:27:12,006 Thought I'd ask. 1174 01:27:12,090 --> 01:27:14,967 You seem like you might be plugging. 1175 01:27:28,690 --> 01:27:30,649 [ Chip Moaning ] 1176 01:27:32,986 --> 01:27:35,404 [ Sobbing ] 1177 01:27:35,488 --> 01:27:37,823 Oh, Chip. 1178 01:27:38,867 --> 01:27:41,660 Needy. 1179 01:27:41,745 --> 01:27:45,080 I should have believed you. 1180 01:27:45,165 --> 01:27:47,081 I'm sorry. 1181 01:27:47,166 --> 01:27:51,085 No. No, no. Listen to me. I'm gonna get some help. Okay? 1182 01:27:51,170 --> 01:27:53,963 Okay? Yeah. okay. 1183 01:27:54,965 --> 01:27:57,050 [ Coughing ] 1184 01:27:57,134 --> 01:27:59,010 [ Gasps ] 1185 01:28:00,179 --> 01:28:02,222 It's not working. 1186 01:28:02,306 --> 01:28:04,390 [ Banging Phone on Cement ] Fuck! 1187 01:28:04,475 --> 01:28:06,351 - Come on! - Hey, hey. 1188 01:28:09,647 --> 01:28:11,856 I'm going somewhere. 1189 01:28:11,982 --> 01:28:15,318 No, no, no. You're not going anywhere. Yes, I am. 1190 01:28:15,402 --> 01:28:19,572 I think I already died before you got here, but I woke up when I heard your voice. 1191 01:28:23,244 --> 01:28:25,411 I love you. 1192 01:28:28,707 --> 01:28:30,583 I love you too. 1193 01:28:35,463 --> 01:28:37,881 And you look totally hot in that dress. 1194 01:28:37,966 --> 01:28:41,760 Oh, you're clearly delirious. 1195 01:28:41,844 --> 01:28:44,721 No, I'm not. 1196 01:28:49,060 --> 01:28:52,854 Oh, Ch— No! 1197 01:28:52,939 --> 01:28:54,940 [ Screaming ] No! 1198 01:28:56,192 --> 01:28:57,943 No! 1199 01:28:58,027 --> 01:28:59,987 [ Sobbing Continues ] 1200 01:29:00,071 --> 01:29:07,118 No! 1201 01:29:12,749 --> 01:29:14,875 [ Man on TV ] Abduction and adduction, right? 1202 01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:16,877 Inner and outer. But you know what's really important? 1203 01:29:16,962 --> 01:29:18,878 Hurdle or sprint. That's huge. 1204 01:29:18,963 --> 01:29:23,591 Say I wanna do just my hip flexors or my buttocks even more. 1205 01:29:23,676 --> 01:29:28,305 I do what's called digging. I use this for a lot ofswimwear models. 1206 01:29:28,389 --> 01:29:31,308 Very, very, very important. How about Butt Squeeze? 1207 01:29:31,392 --> 01:29:36,229 Yeah, I see you wanted to touch. Not this show! Not touching this show! 1208 01:29:36,314 --> 01:29:38,648 okay. And ofcourse- 1209 01:29:38,733 --> 01:29:40,734 [ TV: Off] 1210 01:30:09,262 --> 01:30:11,138 [ Screaming ] 1211 01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:16,769 [ Grunting, Yelling ] 1212 01:30:17,729 --> 01:30:19,688 Best friends forever, huh? 1213 01:30:20,982 --> 01:30:24,818 You killed my fucking boyfriend, you goddamn monster! 1214 01:30:24,903 --> 01:30:26,653 You dumb bitch! 1215 01:30:28,823 --> 01:30:30,491 [ Groans, Screams ] 1216 01:30:30,575 --> 01:30:33,285 Mmm! 1217 01:30:34,954 --> 01:30:38,499 You know what this is for? Huh? 1218 01:30:39,292 --> 01:30:41,126 It's for cutting boxes. 1219 01:30:41,211 --> 01:30:43,712 [ Groaning ] 1220 01:30:43,797 --> 01:30:46,382 Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? 1221 01:30:46,466 --> 01:30:48,842 - God, you're butch. - [ Yells ] 1222 01:30:50,303 --> 01:30:52,303 Cross outJennifer. 1223 01:30:52,388 --> 01:30:54,222 [ Groaning ] 1224 01:31:25,462 --> 01:31:27,588 [ Laughter] 1225 01:31:54,949 --> 01:31:57,241 [ Grunts ] [ Moans ] 1226 01:32:08,670 --> 01:32:10,671 My tit. 1227 01:32:13,049 --> 01:32:15,968 No. Your heart. 1228 01:32:20,599 --> 01:32:26,436 [ Exhales ] 1229 01:32:37,364 --> 01:32:40,116 Jennifer, what is it, baby? 1230 01:32:41,994 --> 01:32:43,912 Needy? 1231 01:32:43,996 --> 01:32:46,915 [ Grunts ] oh, my God. 1232 01:32:48,292 --> 01:32:50,168 - oh, my God! - [ Gasps ] 1233 01:32:53,714 --> 01:32:56,799 Oh, God! 1234 01:32:58,219 --> 01:33:00,470 [ Exhales ] 1235 01:33:02,932 --> 01:33:06,976 [ Sobbing ] 1236 01:33:13,900 --> 01:33:16,902 I don't know who Needy Lesnicki is anymore. 1237 01:33:24,702 --> 01:33:26,286 [ Sniffing ] 1238 01:33:26,371 --> 01:33:28,789 I'm a different person now. 1239 01:33:28,873 --> 01:33:31,792 A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies... 1240 01:33:31,876 --> 01:33:33,919 and sees things that aren't there. 1241 01:33:34,003 --> 01:33:36,588 A very bad, very damaged person. 1242 01:33:37,674 --> 01:33:40,175 But sometimes change can be good. 1243 01:33:40,260 --> 01:33:42,719 For instance, most occult scholars don't know this, 1244 01:33:42,804 --> 01:33:46,431 but ifyou're bitten by a demon and you live, 1245 01:33:46,516 --> 01:33:49,434 you just might absorb some ofthe demon's abilities. 1246 01:33:49,519 --> 01:33:53,021 You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life. 1247 01:34:23,969 --> 01:34:26,304 [ Crash, Fence Rattling ] 1248 01:35:14,934 --> 01:35:16,852 Where are you looking to go, young lady? 1249 01:35:16,936 --> 01:35:18,646 East, towards Madison. 1250 01:35:20,315 --> 01:35:22,149 Hop in my chariot. 1251 01:35:29,449 --> 01:35:31,949 So, why are you headed east? 1252 01:35:32,034 --> 01:35:34,410 I'm following this rock band. 1253 01:35:34,495 --> 01:35:36,412 [ Chuckles ] 1254 01:35:36,497 --> 01:35:38,581 Must be one hell ofa group. 1255 01:35:38,666 --> 01:35:41,000 Tonight's gonna be their last show. 1256 01:35:42,336 --> 01:35:45,046 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 1257 01:35:45,130 --> 01:35:48,800 [ Woman ] ♪ And the sky was made ofamethyst ♪ 1258 01:35:50,636 --> 01:35:54,514 ♪ And all the stars arejust like little fish ♪ 1259 01:35:56,475 --> 01:35:59,602 ♪ You should learn when to go ♪ 1260 01:36:02,272 --> 01:36:05,108 ♪ You should learn how to say no ♪ 1261 01:36:07,695 --> 01:36:10,947 ♪ Might last a day, yeah ♪ 1262 01:36:11,031 --> 01:36:12,949 [ Fans Clamoring, Chattering ] 1263 01:36:13,033 --> 01:36:21,957 ♪ Mine is forever♪ 1264 01:36:22,041 --> 01:36:24,835 ♪ when they get what they want ♪ 1265 01:36:24,919 --> 01:36:27,629 ♪ They never want it again ♪ [ Bell Dings ] 1266 01:36:27,714 --> 01:36:29,923 ♪ when they get what they want ♪ 1267 01:36:30,007 --> 01:36:33,760 ♪ well, they never want it again ♪ 1268 01:36:33,845 --> 01:36:35,637 ♪ Go on, take everything ♪ And he's fucking out! 1269 01:36:35,763 --> 01:36:39,057 ♪ Take everything I want you to ♪ Candy chest. 1270 01:36:39,142 --> 01:36:41,476 ♪ Go on, take everything ♪ 1271 01:36:41,561 --> 01:36:46,064 ♪ Take everything I want you to ♪ 1272 01:36:46,190 --> 01:36:48,900 Look at this motherfucker! Don't be filmin' this. [ Doorbell Rings ] 1273 01:36:48,985 --> 01:36:51,528 Listen, go get the door. That's a sharp table knife you got. 1274 01:36:51,654 --> 01:36:53,822 Get the fuck out of here. ♪ Go on, take everything ♪ 1275 01:36:53,906 --> 01:36:55,991 ♪ Take everything Take everything ♪ 1276 01:36:56,075 --> 01:36:58,952 ♪ Take everything ♪♪ 1277 01:36:59,036 --> 01:37:03,038 ♪♪ [ Rock Ballad ] 1278 01:37:08,211 --> 01:37:11,464 [ Man ] ♪ Darling Darling, darling ♪ 1279 01:37:11,548 --> 01:37:15,301 ♪ I can't wait to see you ♪ 1280 01:37:15,385 --> 01:37:19,054 ♪ A picture ain't enough ♪ 1281 01:37:19,139 --> 01:37:22,475 ♪ I can't wait to touch you ♪ 1282 01:37:22,559 --> 01:37:24,727 ♪ In the flesh ♪ 1283 01:37:26,980 --> 01:37:30,191 ♪ Darling Darling, darling ♪ 1284 01:37:30,275 --> 01:37:33,986 ♪ I can't wait to hearyou ♪ 1285 01:37:34,070 --> 01:37:37,823 ♪ Remembering your love ♪ 1286 01:37:37,908 --> 01:37:41,577 ♪ Is nothing without you ♪ 1287 01:37:41,661 --> 01:37:43,828 ♪ In the flesh ♪ 1288 01:37:48,793 --> 01:37:52,211 ♪ In the flesh In the flesh ♪ 1289 01:37:52,295 --> 01:37:56,215 ♪ Ohh-oh, ohh-oh ♪ 1290 01:37:56,299 --> 01:37:59,635 ♪ In the flesh In the flesh ♪ 1291 01:37:59,719 --> 01:38:04,556 ♪ Ohh-ohh-oh ♪ 1292 01:38:04,641 --> 01:38:06,517 Oh, my God! I can't wait! 1293 01:38:06,601 --> 01:38:08,602 [ All Chattering ] They're here! 1294 01:38:10,605 --> 01:38:13,941 [ Girls Screaming ] 1295 01:38:19,113 --> 01:38:22,449 ♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it Do it, do it, do it now ♪ 1296 01:38:22,534 --> 01:38:25,786 ♪ Say it, say it, say it, say it Say it, say it, say it now ♪ 1297 01:38:25,870 --> 01:38:29,122 ♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it Do it, do it, do it now ♪ 1298 01:38:29,207 --> 01:38:32,668 ♪ Say it, say it, say it, say it Say it, say it, say it now ♪ 1299 01:38:32,752 --> 01:38:36,128 ♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it Do it, do it, do it now ♪ 1300 01:38:36,213 --> 01:38:40,925 ♪ Say it, say it, say it, say it Say it, say it, say it now ♪ 1301 01:38:41,009 --> 01:38:44,095 ♪ Instead ofcarving up the walls ♪ 1302 01:38:44,179 --> 01:38:47,682 ♪ why don't you open up We'll talk ♪ 1303 01:38:47,766 --> 01:38:51,310 ♪ I am ready I am ready for a fall ♪ 1304 01:38:54,439 --> 01:38:57,817 ♪ Instead ofcarving up the walls ♪ 1305 01:38:57,901 --> 01:39:01,404 ♪ why don't you open up We'll talk ♪ 1306 01:39:01,488 --> 01:39:04,949 ♪ We are ready we are ready for the floor ♪ 1307 01:39:07,828 --> 01:39:11,664 ♪ I can't hearyour voice Do I have a choice ♪ 1308 01:39:14,668 --> 01:39:18,671 ♪ You're sinking below I'm using my force ♪ 1309 01:39:22,050 --> 01:39:25,218 ♪ Instead ofcarving up the walls ♪ 1310 01:39:25,303 --> 01:39:28,847 ♪ why don't you open up We'll talk ♪ 1311 01:39:28,931 --> 01:39:32,517 ♪ We are ready we are ready for the floor ♪ 1312 01:39:34,562 --> 01:39:37,898 ♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it Do it, do it, do it now ♪ 1313 01:39:37,982 --> 01:39:42,319 ♪ Say it, say it, say it, say it Say it, say it, say it ♪♪ 1314 01:39:42,403 --> 01:39:46,281 ♪♪ [ Electronic Vocalization ] 1315 01:40:04,050 --> 01:40:07,302 [ Man ] ♪ okay, now, one, two, three ♪ 1316 01:40:07,386 --> 01:40:10,262 ♪ You've got me on my knees ♪ 1317 01:40:11,431 --> 01:40:13,599 ♪ And there's blood on the ground ♪ 1318 01:40:14,893 --> 01:40:18,187 ♪ You keep me hanging around the crime scene ♪ 1319 01:40:18,271 --> 01:40:21,941 ♪ He is not hard to name ♪ 1320 01:40:22,025 --> 01:40:25,319 ♪ Go on and take a bite ♪ 1321 01:40:26,488 --> 01:40:29,823 ♪ And chew me up I just want a taste ♪ 1322 01:40:29,908 --> 01:40:33,744 ♪ when you spit me out Put me in my place ♪ 1323 01:40:33,828 --> 01:40:39,499 ♪ So chew me up It's written on your face tonight ♪ 1324 01:40:40,501 --> 01:40:43,503 ♪ I give myselfforyou ♪ 1325 01:40:43,587 --> 01:40:46,798 ♪ Nothing left to lose ♪ 1326 01:40:47,841 --> 01:40:50,385 ♪ well, you chew me up ♪ 1327 01:40:50,469 --> 01:40:54,555 ♪ 'Cause, baby all I want is you ♪ 1328 01:40:55,807 --> 01:40:57,808 ♪ Tonight ♪♪ 1329 01:40:59,936 --> 01:41:02,938 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 1330 01:41:08,444 --> 01:41:12,406 ♪ She's got a target painted on her back ♪ 1331 01:41:12,490 --> 01:41:16,702 ♪ And keeps a list ofthe qualities a good girl lacks ♪ 1332 01:41:16,786 --> 01:41:18,704 ♪ She bites her lip ♪ 1333 01:41:18,788 --> 01:41:20,831 ♪ And sips her bottle ♪ 1334 01:41:20,915 --> 01:41:26,044 ♪ I take a drink 'cause the truth is hard to swallow ♪ 1335 01:41:26,129 --> 01:41:28,630 ♪ ohh-ohh ♪ 1336 01:41:28,715 --> 01:41:33,218 ♪ Sex and white lies Handcuffs and alibis ♪ 1337 01:41:33,302 --> 01:41:36,555 ♪ She lays her halo on the pillow where she sleeps ♪ 1338 01:41:36,639 --> 01:41:39,391 ♪ Her heart beats red wine ♪ 1339 01:41:39,475 --> 01:41:41,685 ♪ My toxic valentine ♪ 1340 01:41:41,768 --> 01:41:45,271 ♪ Lays her halo on the pillow that used to be ♪ 1341 01:41:45,355 --> 01:41:49,692 ♪ Sex and white lies Handcuffs and alibis ♪ 1342 01:41:49,776 --> 01:41:53,070 ♪ She lays her halo on the pillow where she sleeps ♪ 1343 01:41:53,155 --> 01:41:55,906 ♪ Her heart beats red wine ♪ 1344 01:41:55,991 --> 01:41:58,242 ♪ My toxic valentine ♪ 1345 01:41:58,326 --> 01:42:02,079 ♪ Lays her halo on the pillow that used to be ♪ 1346 01:42:02,164 --> 01:42:04,915 ♪ She lays her halo on the pillow ♪ 1347 01:42:05,000 --> 01:42:07,334 ♪ That used to be mine ♪♪