1 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,800 I was in seventh grade,,, 2 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,080 when I realized I was invisible, 3 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,560 Well, not that kind of invisible, 4 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,360 No, it was more like I was just,you know, kind of,., 5 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:46,400 Anonymous, A-N-O-N- 6 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,880 I-M-O-U-S, 7 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,040 Anonymous, 8 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:51,320 I'm sorry, That's wrong, 9 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,560 W-O-R-N-G, Wrong, 10 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,120 It's not that I didn't try, 11 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:57,240 I mean, I was always a real,,, 12 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,920 Loser, 13 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:03,880 L-O-S-E-R, Loser, 14 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,240 Homework for tomorrow,,, 15 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:06,720 Of course, when it came to love,,, 16 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,840 Pass it on, 17 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:11,080 Yeah, That sucked, 18 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,240 S-U-C-K-E-D, Sucked, 19 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:19,800 There was another thing working against me, 20 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,200 Hi, 21 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:24,040 Hey, I'm Justin, I live just next door,,, 22 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,160 and, uh, my mom sent me over,,, 23 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,760 with these brownies or something, 24 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,000 Oh, hi, I'm Kate, W-We just moved here, 25 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,040 I mean, duh- the boxes and everything,,, 26 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,480 Holy jama lama, 27 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,280 KATE: That other thing is,,, my mom, 28 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,400 Hi, I'm Lori, 29 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:46,000 Um,,, I made these for you, 30 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,120 Be careful; you're hot, I mean,,, 31 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,800 they're hot, 32 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,000 So hot, 33 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,600 She's never had any trouble landing men, 34 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:56,000 She's just had trouble keeping them, 35 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,160 I used to keep track, but I found it exhausting, 36 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,160 So, I just call 'em all,,, Skip, 37 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,280 Hi, Kate, 38 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,960 I'm going,,, to be,,, your new,,, father, 39 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,520 Maybe we shouldn't,,, 40 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,240 get ahead of ourselves now, Skip, 41 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,960 It's, uh, it's Steve, kiddo, 42 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,840 Why do you keep calling me Skip? 43 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,440 KATE: Because, eventually,,, 44 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,840 that's what they all do, 45 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,720 It's happened so many times that my mom's developed,,, 46 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,920 a very mature reaction, 47 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:25,000 A quick therapy session,,, or two,,, or three,,, 48 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,320 and then we pack up the car and flee to another town, 49 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,600 Okay, maybe being invisible does have its advantages, 50 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:32,480 LORI: Excuse me! 51 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,200 Because, moving all the time,,, 52 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:37,920 I never had to deal with the whole ''awkward good-bye''thing, 53 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,040 All right, guys, here we go, 54 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,640 I'm open! 55 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,000 here's me, 56 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,400 It wasn't easy, but in just a few short months,,, 57 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,240 I went from ''sort of unknown''to,,, 58 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,040 Are you a narc? 59 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,400 But enough about me, 60 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,840 This story isn't even about me, 61 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,880 It's about him, 62 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,520 John Tucker, 63 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,160 Let's face it, He is the man, 64 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,040 Captain of the basketball team, his family's loaded,,, 65 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,400 and he looks somewhere between an Abercrombie model,,, 66 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:11,640 and a Greek god, 67 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,880 Tucker! 68 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,040 Let's go,John! Kill the Bobcats! 69 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,520 Not real bobcats, I mean, they're endangered, 70 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,560 This is Carrie Schaefer, 71 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:41,280 It's no question who's taking the Kodiaks to State this year, 72 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,160 John Tucker here, also known as ''Tuck'',,, 73 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:44,680 - ''T-Man,'' ''T-Dog,,,'' - T-Dog! 74 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,200 ,,,some people call me ''T-Money'',,, 75 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,240 but I'm best known as ''El Capitan,'' 76 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,920 Ho-ho, Heather! 77 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,200 Whoo-hoo! 78 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,840 Shake it, baby! 79 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,520 Short skirts equals talent, Yay, 80 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,000 Heather's hot! 81 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,400 Go, Kodiaks! 82 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,200 Go Kodiaks! 83 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,080 Hey, Table six, 84 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,560 I remember the first time,,, 85 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,840 I spoke toJohn Tucker, 86 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,160 It's not like he blew me away or anything, 87 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,600 I mean, I was totally in control, 88 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:33,000 - Hi, - Yes, 89 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,560 I mean,,, no, 90 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,600 I-I mean, y,,, 91 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,800 I'm,,, not quite ready to order, 92 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,160 Thanks, 93 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:46,680 Please tell me I did notjust curtsy, 94 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,640 What was I thinking? 95 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,120 Of course a guy like that already has a girlfriend, 96 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,440 That's Carrie Shaeffer, 97 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:53,880 Runs the school TVstation,,, 98 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,840 not to mention the Honor Society,,, 99 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,440 Junior Achievers, 4-H Club,,, 100 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,000 Future Filmmakers of America, Big Sisters,,, 101 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,840 Adopt-A-Shut-In, and,,, I think that's it, 102 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,640 I've decided to write a children's book, 103 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,840 Oh, and she's writing a children's book, 104 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,320 Mm! You are so sexy when you speak French, 105 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,840 Mm,,, 106 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:22,600 Uh, do you guys,,, want a minute? 107 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,120 KATE: Whoa, scratch that, 108 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,520 He's got two girlfriends, 109 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,160 That one's Heather, head cheerleader, 110 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,440 Sort of self-explanatory, 111 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,800 And Molly's all,,, 112 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,640 ''Why don't we 'Stomp, Fight, Roar?''' 113 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:37,800 ''Stomp, Fight, Roar?'' 114 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,880 I know! 115 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,400 I mean, at halftime? What a dud, 116 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,720 Two green salads, dressing on the side, 117 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,240 Salmon for her, Lobster for me, 118 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,560 I love when you do that, 119 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,760 I love doing that, 120 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,120 I love that you love that I love you doing that, 121 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,920 And,,, no need to rush between courses, 122 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:03,160 That top,,, looks so hot on you, 123 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,320 I bet it's even hotter off of you, 124 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,520 JOHN: Never been here before, babe,,, 125 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:10,960 so I hope they have good vegetarian, 126 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,680 Okay, stop it already, 127 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,040 Three girlfriends? 128 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,400 JOHN:Oh, no! Veal? 129 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:16,760 I'm sorry, Let's just go, 130 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,120 You know, if I wanted to torture animals,,, 131 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,360 I'd go to a medical lab, 132 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,640 Hey, 133 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:22,840 Which,,, 134 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:25,640 I would never do, 'cause they,,, torture animals, 135 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,600 Okay, I'm not passing judgment,,, 136 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,000 but, for whatever reason,,, 137 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,440 being a vegan teen activist is usually code for ''easy, '' 138 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,080 You know, for you, I don't have to give up all meat, 139 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 See? I'm not making this stuff up, 140 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,120 I don't get it, 141 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,760 I mean, these girls all seem so confident and cool, 142 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:43,800 How do they not know,,, 143 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,560 thatJohn's cheating on all of them? 144 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,000 He's a total operator, 145 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,040 He goes out with girls from different cliques,,, 146 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,240 so that they never actually talk to each other, 147 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,800 And then he tells them that his father,,, 148 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,960 won't let him date during basketball season,,, 149 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,720 so they'll have to keep it a secret, 150 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,480 How'd you learn all this stuff? 151 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:03,960 I don't know,Just a guess, 152 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,960 - Hey, there he is, - Yo, bro, 153 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,120 - He did? - Yeah, totally, 154 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,560 Hold on, one second, 155 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,280 Hey, Yeah, actually,,, 156 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,200 What's up, fellas? 157 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,520 What's up, man? 158 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,480 Yo, Tuck! 159 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,320 Agua, please? And some popcorn, 160 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,040 What's up, girl? 161 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,240 Hey, 162 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,640 Lookin' good, 163 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,800 Hey,Johnny, 164 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,840 Hey, 165 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,120 Hey, 166 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:01,320 You got something sweet for me? 167 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,040 Of course, 168 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:06,200 I don't know, 169 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,840 John was confident,,, 170 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,760 in his system forjuggling girls,,, 171 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:23,200 but even he couldn't anticipate the events of Black Tuesday, 172 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,040 Oh, my gosh! 173 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,760 Coach Claypoole! Are you all right? 174 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,760 How was he to know,,, 175 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,520 Coach Claypoole had acute angina? 176 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,840 It wasn'tJohn's fault, 177 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,200 It was a pre-existing condition, and she stabilized,,, 178 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:42,120 and took early retirement in Sun City, Florida, 179 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,520 John Tucker, 180 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:45,120 Anyway, the point is,,, 181 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,240 Coach Claypoole is in the hospital,,, 182 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,520 so we're combining all first period gym classes, 183 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:55,120 Yeah, yeah, I know, We all hate each other, 184 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,120 No, we hate you, 185 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,160 Okay,Jennifer, Alison, Molly,,, 186 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:03,440 Sarah, Denise and Kimmi, this side! 187 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,520 My name is Lucretia! 188 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:10,160 On this side, I want Beth, Carrie, Heather and,,, 189 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,120 what's-your-face, 190 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,880 I'm Kate, Kate, 191 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,400 All right, ladies,,, let's play ball! 192 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:17,800 You're Heather, right? I'm Kate, 193 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:20,480 So? 194 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:23,000 You weren't at the party last night, Where were you? 195 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:25,760 Well, this is totally on the DL, I mean, not fit to print, 196 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:30,200 I'm dating,,,John Tucker, 197 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,880 Hey! 198 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,080 Sorry, It slipped, 199 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,320 Okay, All right, I'm fine, 200 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,320 Okay, everybody, Let's play, 201 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:47,960 You know what? 202 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,840 That was no accident! 203 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,200 He's mine! Stay away from him! 204 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,320 Oh, you little brat! 205 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,800 Oh! Girls! Peace and love! Come on! 206 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,160 No guy is worth fighting over! Stop! 207 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,360 There's nothing to fight about! 208 00:09:58,480 --> 00:09:59,520 John Tucker's mine! 209 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:00,560 Oh! 210 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,840 What the hell is your problem? 211 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,120 I am dating John Tucker, 212 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,520 Enough! 213 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:09,440 She knocked her out, 214 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,000 Let's get back in the game, 215 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,600 I said, ''Enough!'' Stop it, Beth, 216 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,320 Darn it, Coach, Let me at her! 217 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:23,440 -Just let me get them! - Put those balls down! 218 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,440 Put those balls down! Put down those balls! 219 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,360 Just stop! 220 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,200 This guy is cheating on all of you,,, 221 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,320 and instead of taking it out on him,,, 222 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,280 you're beating the shit out of each other?! 223 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,320 Language! 224 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:52,040 Detention, You, you, you and you! 225 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,680 Honestly, 226 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,560 Who is that? 227 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:02,080 I don't know, Pam,,, something, 228 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,680 Uh,,, 229 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,520 Sorry, it's, uh,,, 230 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,320 Cheap Trick, I understand, 231 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,840 Yeah, Yeah, it is, 232 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,880 Yeah, you can't really hum to Cheap Trick, 233 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,160 No, once you've started,,, 234 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,920 you're kind of obligated to,,, to belt it out, 235 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,880 Yeah, 236 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,080 I'm Scott, 237 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,560 You're from,,, Chemistry, right? 238 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,480 Yeah, Yeah, I'm-I'm Kate, 239 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,320 So, um, where is everybody? 240 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:57,320 Detention? 241 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,200 You-You came early to detention? 242 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,000 Oh, um, well, it's, you know,,, 243 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,520 I would hate to m-m-miss a minute,,, 244 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,640 of being,,, detained, 245 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,000 Hey, babe, 246 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,440 Hey,John, 247 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,640 I had a great time with these two on the beach, 248 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,120 Ugh,,, 249 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,160 Oh, Wow, 250 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,640 That's not, uh, usually the reaction he gets from girls, 251 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,200 It's generally more like a,,, 252 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,600 Yeah, okay, 253 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,360 ''Jerk'' isn't really my type, 254 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,600 Yeah, you're right, 255 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,360 He can have his jerk moments, 256 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,680 Oh, I thought he was you guys',,, god, or whatever, 257 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,320 You're close, He's my older brother, 258 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:42,880 Oh, You're the other Tucker? 259 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,240 What is that? Is that, like, ''the loser Tucker''? 260 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,840 Oh, no, no, That's not what I meant, 261 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,680 I just,,, you just don't look,,, 262 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,920 Hot, buff, or capable of inciting an all-girl smackdown? 263 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,240 No, you're right, 264 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,360 Naw, it's-it's cool, 265 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,480 I'll let you in on a secret, though, 266 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,040 My mom,,, 267 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,640 says I'm special on the inside, 268 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,960 Good for you, 269 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,560 Yeah, 270 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,360 John? Can I talk to you for a sec? 271 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,000 Yeah, sure, 272 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,480 Later, guys, 273 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,120 Later, man, 274 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,440 So, what's up? 275 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:23,040 In PE today, some loser said that she went out with you, 276 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:27,040 Really? And you believed her, 277 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,680 No, I mean, I don't know, 278 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,800 You can't have a girlfriend,,, 279 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,560 ,,,in basketball season, 280 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,920 But,,, 281 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:38,680 if I could,,, you know who it'd be, 282 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:52,120 You know, I don't know why girls say stuff like that, 283 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,120 I mean, I think they're just,,, 284 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,400 jealous of what we have, 285 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,480 Because we share something special, 286 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,000 Something we don't have to label, 287 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,800 You know, it's,,, it's an unspoken bond, 288 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,040 And I love how secure you are, 289 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,840 All right, 290 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,840 Detention has begun, 291 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,200 I'll be right back, 292 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,880 And no talking! 293 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,520 So, I talked toJohn, 294 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,960 It was sweet, 295 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,480 He felt bad for you, 296 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,840 He said that you were jealous because,,, 297 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,440 we share something special, 298 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,720 Something that,,, 299 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,080 we didn't have to label because it's,,, 300 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,520 Because it's our unspoken bond,,, 301 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,760 and I just love how secure you are? 302 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,760 And it hurts me to hear you question it? 303 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,080 Because you're the,,, 304 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,120 ,,,only girl for me?! 305 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,160 Damn! 306 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,000 He said the same thing to all of us, 307 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,360 Figures, He makes up with us,,, 308 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,000 and then he hooks up with us,,, 309 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:38,920 You guys hooked up? 310 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:42,000 John and I share something special, 311 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,560 Oh, what, that you've both been in your pants? 312 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:46,800 We share a vegan/nonviolent outlook on life, 313 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,480 Hippie slut, 314 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,960 Oh, nice, Heather, 315 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,400 It's not like everyone doesn't know,,, 316 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,120 that Little Miss Cheerleader brings it on, 317 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,920 - Look,,, - You, too? 318 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,200 -John and I belong together, 319 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,240 He is the team captain, and I am,,, 320 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,560 the head cheerleader, 321 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,840 Oh, I'm sorry,,, 322 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,000 what kind of cheerleader? 323 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,080 Oh, like he'd take either of you two seriously! 324 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,120 - Do not lump me with her! - Oh, so, what,,, 325 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,120 - now you're better than me? - Shut up, 326 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,320 - What? - Excuse me? - What? 327 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,640 Sorry, S-Sorry, 328 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:14,800 You have something to say? 329 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:15,920 Uh,,, 330 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,600 No, it's none of my business, 331 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:18,440 What? 332 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,160 Okay, let me guess, 333 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,240 Does he always use pet names like ''baby'',,, 334 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,680 and ''sweetheart''? 335 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,440 Yeah, it's not out of affection, 336 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,200 It's so he won't mix up your names, 337 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:34,040 And-And he's all about an unspoken bond,,, 338 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,400 or something special, but never about a relationship, 339 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,240 A-And the whole arrangement was your idea,,, 340 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,480 so you feel guilty that he cheated, 341 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,440 Oh, my God, You're dating John, too, 342 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,800 No, uh,,, 343 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,200 No, I just knew a guy like him, 344 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,240 Skip, 345 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,680 She's right, I mean, he's always making me feel guilty, 346 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,840 - Yeah, - It seems to me,,, 347 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,600 that if a guy treats you like that, it,,, 348 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,520 You'd break up with him, Blah-blah-blah-blah, 349 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,640 John would have another girlfriend in a second, 350 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,000 No, I didn't say, ''break up,'' 351 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,400 I'd get even, 352 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,000 Who are you? 353 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,520 I know! 354 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,160 You're that girl who wigged out last year and got sent to rehab! 355 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,000 No, I,,, 356 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,480 Then you got taken away for bulimia, 357 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,760 - No, - Fat camp? 358 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,800 - No, My name's,,, - Hey! No talking! 359 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,160 - My name is,,, - No,,, talking! 360 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,600 Hey, honey! 361 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:33,840 I'm in a hurry, 362 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,240 I've got a,,, big date tonight, 363 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,640 Drummer? 364 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:38,680 Doctor, 365 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,160 Well, veterinarian, 366 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,720 Technician, 367 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,640 - So you're dating a dog nurse, 368 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:49,040 You've,,, got a friend at the door, 369 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,240 What?! 370 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,720 LORI: Have fun, girls! 371 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,280 Kate, right? 372 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,480 Yeah, Kate, 373 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,000 I wanna bring down you-know-who, 374 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,640 Normally I'm opposed to the slaughter of animals,,, 375 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,080 but in John Tucker's case, I'll make an exception, 376 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,320 I don't even know him, 377 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,480 So? You don't know anyone, 378 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,840 You're like the Swiss, You're neutered, 379 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,400 Uh, it's neutral, Kate, if the three of us,,, 380 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,160 tried this alone, we would kill each other, 381 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,120 You brought us here, You showed us that we have,,, 382 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,160 something in common, 383 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,880 Exactly, We all wanna killJohn Tucker, 384 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,880 Wow, 385 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,000 Okay, 386 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,720 Learning Center? 387 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,120 Who knew this was here? 388 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,720 Look at him, struttin' his stuff like he owns the place, 389 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,840 Well, he does, 390 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:42,920 For now, 391 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,760 This way, 392 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,320 Don't touch anything, 393 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,080 Wow, 394 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,440 You spend way too much time in after-school programs, 395 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,160 Thank you, 396 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,040 Beth, can you get the lights? 397 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,800 It's the remote,,, labeled ''lights,'' 398 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:04,000 Okay, guys, Let's go, 399 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:08,240 Please try and pay attention, and all cell phones off, 400 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,160 Kate,,, do your thing, 401 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,240 My thing? Oh, okay, 402 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,800 What,,, is it that attracted you toJohn,,,? 403 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,400 Kate, I like where you're going with this, 404 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,480 Okay, girls, we need to defineJohn, 405 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,160 He's a statue wrapped in a painting,,, 406 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,640 in a frame made of muscles, 407 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,040 But what makes him tick? 408 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,120 Is it that charm? Is it that smile? 409 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,040 Is it that perfect tan? 410 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,560 What is it, girls? Dig deep, 411 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,080 It's everything, 412 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,880 It's his eyes,,, 413 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,200 his lips, his chest, the,,, 414 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,800 the way that, when he holds you,,, 415 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,200 his whole body kinda tightens,,, 416 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,640 Uh, we all know what happens when boys get happy, 417 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,680 Not what I meant! 418 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,080 You guys, save it forJohn, okay? 419 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,120 Look, back to the point, We all agree he's hot, 420 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,160 So, what do we do? 421 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,840 Well, in cheer, we usually tear down the other team,,, 422 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,640 by undermining their confidence, makin' 'em feel lame, 423 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,200 I don't think this is a case for,,, 424 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,000 ''U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi,'' 425 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,280 Shut up, 426 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,440 Heather, as much as I hate to admit this,,, you have a point, 427 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,080 Right, 428 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,000 And-And sinceJohn's game is that he always has a date,,, 429 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:15,600 to get even with a guy like that, you make him,,, undatable, 430 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,960 Yes, 431 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,160 - Undatable, 432 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,920 A systematic destruction,,, 433 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,160 of all that is John Tucker, 434 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,440 Girls,,, I think I have an idea, 435 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,680 I'm telling you, babe,,, 436 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,880 you could make your looks work for you, 437 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,320 Don't you think, Robert? 438 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,480 You know, Robert knows my mom,,, 439 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,600 and he shoots for Vogue, Elle, GQ, 440 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,120 And of course he's done,,, 441 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,120 all my yearbook photos since middle school on recycled paper, 442 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,600 Okay,John, 443 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,640 The trick is just relax,,, 444 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,240 and behave naturally, yeah? 445 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,680 Now pout for me,John! Pout! 446 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,480 More pouting, yeah! Oh, yeah, I love you, 447 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,080 I love you, Now make me hate you! 448 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,200 Hate me! Yeah! Oh, yeah! 449 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,680 Oh, you hate me! Oh, you hate me,John! 450 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,200 Nice, nice, nice! Now you're a tree, 451 00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,840 It's windy, Shake your branches! 452 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:00,920 - Big storm,John, - It's good, 453 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,320 Big storm, Bigger, bigger, bigger, 454 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,320 Now hate me,John, 455 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,160 Hate me, 456 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,160 Oh, you hate me,John! 457 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,080 It is so amazing that you're into sculpture, 458 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,120 I mean, what are human beings here for if not to, you know,,, 459 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,880 make,,, horses and stuff out of clay? 460 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Really? I'm so glad you feel that way, 461 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,160 Totally, 462 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,960 Hey, isn't that you? 463 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,800 I do some part-time male modeling, 464 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,080 - Really? - Yeah, 465 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,000 I didn't know that, 466 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,040 -Can I have a sip? - Yeah, 467 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,120 I know that guy! 468 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,320 Um,,, 469 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,040 What?! No, I,,, 470 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,000 I don't have that, 471 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,840 Holly,,, I-I-I don't have that! 472 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,440 God, ooh, Don't touch me, 473 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,360 - Don't touch me, Don't touch me, - Holly, wait! 474 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,760 Holly! 475 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,960 That's him! 476 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,560 What? No, that's not real, 477 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,800 I only model as a guy with herpes, 478 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,560 Goin' to the free clinic, Tuck? 479 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,800 Rule #1 in warfare; 480 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:14,200 Never underestimate your opponent, 481 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,760 Oh, I love you, Tucker! 482 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,600 I don't personally suffer from an STD,,, 483 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,560 but one in five young adults do, 484 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:24,480 And I am proud to give my voice to the silent, 485 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,080 That's right, baby! 486 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,080 - Thanks! 487 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,880 Okay, it should've worked, 488 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,800 I mean, are we missing something? 489 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,720 - I am, My social life, - Hey! 490 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,040 Hey, Ms, Spencer, 491 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,120 ''Lori,'' please, 492 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,000 So, what are you girls up to? 493 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:52,000 - Destroying a man, - Ooh, who do I make my check out to? 494 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,240 He's totally indestructible, 495 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,480 We give him herpes, they give him an award, 496 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,720 Fake herpes, Mom, N,,, 497 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,120 It was a whole reputation thing, 498 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,640 It's a long story, 499 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,120 Sure, Yeah, the old ''fake herpes, reputation,,,'' thing, 500 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,320 You know, um,,, 501 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,760 I can unpack the groceries if you've got,,, stuff, 502 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,160 I get it, All right, 503 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,560 Play nice, girls, Hmm, 504 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,760 Okay, your mom is so hot! 505 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,880 She does Yogalates, 506 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,680 Carrie, what are you always typing on there? 507 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,800 Oh, lists,,, normal stuff, same as everyone, 508 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,680 I have my ''To Do'' list, my ''Goals'' list,,, 509 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,360 my ''Contingency'' list, my ''Observations'',,, 510 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,560 my ''Notions,'' which, of course, are very different,,, 511 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,000 because ''Observations'' require a topic sentence,,, 512 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,640 and ''Notions'' do not, 513 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,760 Normal stuff, 514 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,080 Right, Normal, 515 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,160 Totally, 516 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,120 Well, at least I'm not medicated, 517 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,200 Excuse me, This is an all-natural beauty supplement, 518 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,320 What are you taking? 519 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,120 Estrogen? Heather! 520 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,720 They torture innocent horses for this, 521 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,280 It's made from their pee, 522 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,320 Peeing isn't torture, Menopause is, 523 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,320 I steal it from my mom, 524 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,080 Guys take steroids to get pecs, 525 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,000 I just wanna go up a cup size, 526 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,160 I don't think it works like that, 527 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,480 It stops your natural hormone production, 528 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,600 Yeah, and when you run out,,, 529 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,800 you're gonna grow a mustache and a penis, 530 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,480 Are you serious? 531 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,160 Okay, you guys, we've gotta get back toJohn, 532 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,120 Okay, What we need is one major hit,,, 533 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,960 that's gonna crush his whole macho thing, you know? 534 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,600 We need him to understand what it feels like to be us, 535 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,000 Right, 536 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:26,600 And what's more terrifying to a man than,,, 537 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,040 not being manly? 538 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,080 I wanna see a three-man weave from center, 539 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,600 Two hands, Matt, 540 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,880 You, too, Chris, 541 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,400 All right, keep it goin' now! 542 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,160 All right, here we go, 543 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,400 Alex, you, too, Come on, Pick it up, 544 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,080 Better, Tucker, 545 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,680 Take a drink, you guys, 546 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,080 What's up, babe? 547 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,080 Hey, 548 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,440 How you doin'? 549 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:58,440 Good, 550 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,800 Um, are you tryin' to bulk up? 551 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,160 Yeah, Coach has me drinkin' 'em twice a day, 552 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,160 Oh,,, not working, 553 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,240 I mean, the slim look works for some guys, but,,, 554 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,400 you're definitely losing tone, 555 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,720 I'm losing tone? 556 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:16,800 Yeah, Maybe you should double up doses, 557 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,160 Yeah, Maybe you should double up doses, 558 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,640 Yeah, Yeah, Thanks for the heads-up, babe, 559 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,400 Hey, 560 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:42,680 Oh, 561 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:43,840 Hey, 562 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,480 Hey, can I ask you a favor? 563 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,480 Uh, I'm-I'm in need of a lab partner, 564 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,280 I was with Alex, but,,, 565 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,480 he got burnt pretty badly in an experiment, so,,, 566 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,360 Oh, Well, before I say yes,,, 567 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,680 how exactly did he get burned? 568 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,320 Uh, well, that is open to interpretation,,, 569 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:04,440 because he will say that it was my fault, but I clearly said,,, 570 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,480 ''Dear God, man, you're on fire, 571 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,840 Run for your life,'' 572 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,840 A clear warning, 573 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,000 Yeah, 574 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,080 Okay, Well, uh, you can start by measuring,,, 575 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,800 40 milliliters into that graduated cylinder, 576 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,680 All right, 578 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,480 Whoa, Slow down, 579 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,920 Huh? All right, 580 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,120 Get down at eye level, 581 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,160 And wait till the bottom of the meniscus is at that line, 582 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,120 I'm-I'm sorry, The meniscus? 583 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,000 Wait till the curvy part is at the doodad, 584 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:36,040 All right, 585 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,200 Slowly, 586 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:41,800 Stop right,,, there, 587 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:42,800 - Oh! - Oh! 588 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:43,800 Oh, God! I,,, 589 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,040 Oh, my gosh! 590 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,880 Shit, I spilled it! What do I do? What is this? 591 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,280 - Sodium chloride suspension, - Oh, God, I have to get,,, 592 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,400 - Ow, it's burning, - Really? 593 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,920 'Cause, uh, sodium chloride is,,, saltwater, 594 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,000 Ah, it's burning! 595 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,480 Oh, Well, okay, 596 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,000 Then I didn't burn myself, 597 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:02,040 It just kinda,,, looks like I peed, 598 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,240 - Hey! 599 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:06,120 Hey, all right, All right, This is just silly! 600 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,200 This is,,, 601 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,040 Hey! Cool it, 602 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,240 Yeah, Kate, 603 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,520 Geez, cool it, 604 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,920 What? 605 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,520 Lay off, That's sensitive, 606 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,160 I'm sorry, princess, 607 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,640 Did you chip a nail? Really, how many times do I,,, 608 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,000 have to flush before you go away? 609 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,160 Play clean, 610 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,400 Hey, if I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would've farted, 611 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,240 That's an awful thing to say, 612 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,600 We got a technical foul: 23 with a push, 613 00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,680 He started it, He's bein' mean, 614 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:09,200 Dude, that's mine! I got low blood sugar! 615 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:10,320 I need it, 616 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,880 Do my thighs look fat in these shorts? 617 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,640 De-fense! De-fense! 618 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,120 John! 619 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,120 John! 620 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,200 Come on,John! 621 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,040 What? Why are you lookin' at me like that? 622 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,040 I'm open! 623 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,800 Fine! 624 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,320 You see? Now look what you made me do, 625 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,200 - Time, ref, 626 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,800 John, you okay? 627 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,040 Yeah, Why? Don't I look okay? 628 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,640 'Cause I feel okay, I feel fine, 629 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,160 I'm great, What are you saying? 630 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,320 I'm saying focus, 631 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,960 We got one minute left on the clock to finish this game, 632 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,920 I'm in it, 633 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,440 On three, One-two-three,,, 634 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,080 ALL: Kodiaks! 635 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,640 Tucker, Tucker, are you okay? 636 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,600 Can you finish the game? 637 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,960 No, 638 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,200 I-I-I'm anxious and bloated,,, 639 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,480 and,,,my nipples hurt, 640 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,000 Don't be a pansy-ass! 641 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,920 We need ya, Get up, Let's go, 642 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,080 No! I won't! 643 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,080 I mean, i-i-it's always me, 644 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,080 ''W-W-We need you,John, Let's go,John, 645 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,680 John-John-John!'' 646 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,360 You're always yelling at me,,, 647 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,680 but you never listen to me, 648 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,600 What about my feelings? 649 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,200 It was a kill-strike,,, 650 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,720 Leave me alone! 651 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,320 ,,,and it landed with shock and awe, 652 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,080 Thanks to us, girls would no longer be,,, 653 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,120 under the reign ofJohn Tucker's charm, 654 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,600 He had finally fallen from grace,,, 655 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,240 and we were on top of the world, 656 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:03,000 Bye, guys! 657 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,440 Yo, what's up, guys? 658 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,000 Tommy, 659 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,440 Mm-mm, mm-mm, 660 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,800 What you did on the court last night,,, 661 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,040 was the most courageous thing I've ever seen any man do, 662 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,560 This is my peer-counseling hotline, 663 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,800 Give it a call anytime you want to talk, 664 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,040 I stay up late, 665 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,800 A real man knows how to feel, 666 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,160 I want to feel a real man, 667 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,080 If you ever need a shoulder or a hug or, you know,,, 668 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,240 anything,,, I'm here, 669 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,680 Rule #2 in warfare; 670 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,240 never, ever, underestimate your opponent, 671 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,040 Hey, sweetie, Can we talk? 672 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,520 Look,,, I know I wigged out last night, 673 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,200 My peer counselor says I need to look into,,, 674 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,000 my emotional responsibility, 675 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,480 So, I've been doing some ''me'' work,,, 676 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,080 and, uh, it's really been clearing things up, 677 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,520 Hmm, 678 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,280 And, well, you know there's only one girl for me, 679 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,360 But,,, I don't think that girl is you, 680 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,600 I mean, we had a fun run, 681 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,120 You know? I'm just ready to find,,, 682 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,720 something deeper, more complex, 683 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,520 So,,, we good? 684 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,360 Well,,, he dumped me, 685 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,480 That shallow bastard thinks I'm not complex? 686 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,240 You, like, invented complex, 687 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,480 I'm so depressed, I couldn't even enjoy the break-up sex, 688 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,000 Oh, my God, I'm such a slut! 689 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,080 Ow! 690 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,600 - Oh, God! 691 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,160 I can't believe I ate meat for him, 692 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,680 I mean, it was fish,,, 693 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,920 Still, I don't eat anything with a face, 694 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,200 Mm, try this, It's really good, 695 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,160 Chocolate on chocolate, 696 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,480 Oh, yeah, 697 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:14,320 Chocolate is theJohn Tucker,,, of all snack food, 698 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,840 What, it's gotta get with every candy on the shelf? 699 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,600 No, no, no, chocolate makes everything better, 700 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,360 My mom says that it can even mend your broken heart, 701 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,680 You know, I was thinking,,, 702 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,840 instead of doing all this,,, 703 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,600 we should've just broken his heart, 704 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,160 What? 705 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:34,000 Heather, that's pretty genius, 706 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,040 Yeah, except he broke up with everybody, 707 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:41,040 Not,,, everybody, 708 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,800 What? I,,, 709 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,360 - No, - Mm-hmm, 710 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,680 I can't do that, 711 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,000 - I don't even like him, - So? 712 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,000 You're not really gonna be dating him, 713 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,440 You'll be pretending, 714 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:52,440 Exactly, 715 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,720 Look, I know what you're thinking, 716 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,440 ''I'm not as pretty as Heather, 717 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,720 ''I'm not that smart, 718 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,360 ''I'm not that,,, 719 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,440 experienced,'' 720 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,680 That's true, 721 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,000 But you have us, 722 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,680 And we can make you into anything, If we combine,,, 723 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,160 all of us, we can make him fall in love with you- 724 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,040 I mean really fall in love- and then we'll,,, 725 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,360 yank it all out from under him, 726 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,360 This is gonna be so good! 727 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,760 No, it's just not gonna work, I,,, 728 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,040 Kate, look,,, 729 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,000 I know you think I'm just a superficial cheerleader,,, 730 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,360 but,,, I do have feelings,,, 731 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,880 and they got crushed because of your idea, 732 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,440 I used all my mom's estrogen pills,,, 733 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,120 and now she looks like Bernie Mac, 734 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,440 Sorry, 735 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,000 You guys, I,,, 736 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,480 You know what? Forget it, 737 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,280 You couldn't pull it off anyway, 738 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,920 Let's go, 739 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:40,760 Oh, well, 740 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:41,760 All right, 741 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,240 Wait, 742 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,920 Just tell me what to do, 743 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:47,960 - Yes! - Oh! 744 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,080 - Ha! 745 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,320 Now, the first step is so easy, 746 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:55,040 There's one thing John Tucker cannot resist, 747 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,240 Okay, girls, This is Kate,,, 748 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,000 and she'll be taking Nancy's spot, 749 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,080 - What? - Well, you know, you've,,, 750 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,640 got that bum leg and everything, Sorry! 751 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,800 But it's just a sprain, 752 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,720 The doctor said I'd be better in a week, 753 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,480 Maybe next year, kiddo, You fought a good fight, though, 754 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,600 Okay, pyramid! Kate, you're on top, 755 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,160 What? No, no, no, I get dizzy in high heels, 756 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,440 Come on! 757 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,480 John loves girls on top, 758 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,600 Of the pyramid! Hello! 759 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,240 Trust me, it's an honor, 760 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,480 Molly's been waiting three years to get up there, 761 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,600 Right, Molly? 762 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,040 Yeah, you go ahead, 763 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,040 It's your first day, You earned it, 764 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,920 Okay, Up-up-up! 765 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,360 Good, 766 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,320 Straight legs, 767 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,040 Nice and steady, 768 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,040 Big smile! 769 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,360 I did it! 770 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,040 Kodiaks, attack,,,! 771 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,440 Sorry, 772 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,720 Well, if you can crush John like you crushed Molly,,, 773 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,360 I think we got it, 774 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,800 Don't be sorry, Be strong, 775 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,120 The most important thing a cheerleader wears,,, 776 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,000 is her attitude, 777 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,440 Watch this, 778 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,080 BOY: That is hot! 779 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,480 I can do that, 780 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,560 Hey, how you doin'? 781 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,400 Heather,,,we're cool, right? 782 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,400 What? 783 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,640 Who's the new cheerleader? 784 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,160 Ow, 785 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,560 That's Kate, 786 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,080 She's cute, 787 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,120 Not gonna happen, 788 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,880 She's not into high school boys, 789 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,040 That's it? 790 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,440 We just planted the seed, 791 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,880 What'd he say about me? Did he say anything? 792 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,240 He said that? He really di,,,? 793 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,600 Uh, oh, my gosh, I-I mean,,, 794 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,160 you didn't even introduce me, 795 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,160 Should I go talk to him? 796 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,000 I-I'll go,,, No? 797 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,200 What? 798 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,400 Okay, emergency meeting, 799 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,520 I think we're sending Kate in before she's ready, 800 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,640 I,,, I'm totally ready, 801 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,000 Really? Tell 'em whatJohn said about you, 802 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,760 Oh, what, about me being cute? 803 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,960 Oh, No, it's just a comment, 804 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,080 If anything, it's an insult, 805 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,040 I know he's just getting ready to use me, 806 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,120 Kate, I'm confused, but I thought you said,,, 807 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:12,040 you had experience with guys like this, 808 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,280 I do, I-I've watched my mom date a million and one of these guys, 809 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,080 But have you ever dated one? 810 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 Have you ever dated a John Tucker? 811 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,960 Have you ever dated,,, anyone? 812 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,920 - Define ''anyone,'' 813 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,320 Oh, my God! I'm totally not ready! I'm gonna blow this,,, 814 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,720 No, no, no, no, You're gonna be fine, 815 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:29,920 All right, stop, Stop, 816 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,720 Okay, look, you'll be fine, okay? 817 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,720 You just gotta remember to be cool and,,, collected, 818 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,080 Yeah, Be caring and passionate, 819 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,840 Be proud and,,, aggressive, 820 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,080 You've got to make him chase you, okay? 821 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,240 If it's easy,,, 822 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,720 he'll move on, 823 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,160 Do you understand? 824 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,120 Mm-hmm, Yes, I-I have it, 825 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:50,040 It's totally under control, 826 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,280 Okay, 827 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,880 So,,,he really said you were cute? 828 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,280 Yeah, I mean, that's what Heather said, and,,, Damn it! 829 00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,600 Okay, okay, look, 830 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,320 It's not that hard, Um,,, 831 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,120 When he speaks to you,,, 832 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,360 count to three,,, 833 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,440 in your head before you answer him, 834 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,880 Don't show any interest, Don't even look at him too much, 835 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:09,960 - Hm, - Yeah, no, 836 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,440 You got it? 837 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,960 I said do you have it? 838 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,560 I was counting to three, 839 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:16,640 Not that slowly, 840 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,640 We don't want him to think you're retarded, 841 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,040 Um,,, sorry, 842 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,280 It's my bad, 843 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,320 Bye, 844 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,920 Hey, 845 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,280 John Tucker? 846 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,160 Hi, 847 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,040 So,,, you must be new, 848 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,760 Well, not ''new'' new, but,,, 849 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,920 new to cheer, 850 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,520 Okay, don't tell me, 851 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,200 Tell me Friday night,,, at dinner, 852 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,920 I'm captain of the team, You're our new cheerleader, 853 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,840 I'm obligated to buy you dinner, School rules, 854 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,320 Thank you, but I'm gonna have to pass, 855 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,480 You busy, or,,,? 856 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,320 Sure, I'm busy, Nice to meet you, Bye, 857 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,160 What? 858 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,800 Uh,,, you know, there's actually,,, 859 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,360 a pretty decent music scene around here, 860 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,200 You know, if I ever know,,, 861 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,080 you know, I mean, if I,,, ever hear of a good show,,, 862 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,760 I could maybe,,, you know, I could,,, 863 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,760 I could let you know,,, 864 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,800 about that show, 865 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,920 Where are you supposed to be? 866 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,240 You don't belong in this class, 867 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,320 I-I'm just supposed to drop these off, 868 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,160 Thanks, 869 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,080 Uh, excuse me? Who are you? 870 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,520 Whoa, Hey, 871 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,000 What's going on h,,, What is your name, son? 872 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,160 Attention, fellow students, 873 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,640 If Kate is out there in Loudspeaker Land, my number is,,, 874 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,120 555-6467, 875 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:07,240 Give me a pen, 876 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,800 I'm the captain of the team, 877 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,160 You're our new cheerleader, 878 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,600 I'm obligated to buy you dinner, School rules, 879 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,160 Thank you, but I'm gonna have to pass, 880 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,040 Uh, how'd you guys get this video? 881 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,040 I've been documenting our efforts, 882 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,560 Great! Make a video, 883 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,040 MaybeJohn'll get a role on The O,C, 884 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,480 It's our expose, 885 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,040 We're gonna show everybody the realJohn Tucker, 886 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,600 And how we broke his,,, heart, 887 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,200 It'll be like,,, 888 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,400 Prime Time Tucker, 889 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,000 Hasta la vista, motherf,,, 890 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,120 Stop,,, 891 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,240 with the rhyming, 892 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,480 Now, that's good, 893 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,920 Do it like this, 894 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,600 -John,,, -Hey, sweetie, 895 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,840 there's only one guy out there for me,,, 896 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,120 I just don't think that girl is you, 897 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,160 - ,,,and you are not,,, - Not him! 898 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,480 We good? 899 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:48,920 We are so gonna neuter him! 900 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,840 - Kate, do one, - Uh,,, 901 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:55,160 John, there's only one guy out there for me, 902 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,880 - You are not him, - No, don't hold back, 903 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,560 How do you want to be a cheerleader,,, 904 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,920 with no attitude? 905 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,720 I,,, don't want to be a cheerleader, 906 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,840 Kate,,, 907 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,120 everyone wants to be a cheerleader, 908 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,080 Come on, you got to sell it! 909 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,280 John,,, 910 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,200 there's only one guy out there for me,,, 911 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,120 - but you are not him, 912 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,120 No, 913 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,760 Kate, this is for every guy out there,,, 914 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,880 that's ever lied to any girl, 915 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000 Okay? 916 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,480 Okay, action, 917 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,400 John Tucker, there's only one guy out there for me,,, 918 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,120 but you are not him, 919 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,920 Damn, You are gonna be a legend, 920 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,800 Yeah, 921 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:53,440 Oh, hey, 922 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,680 Hey, 923 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,320 Did you like the flowers? 924 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,560 Uh, yeah, if you're,,, into that sort of thing, 925 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,200 'Cause,,, I didn't get a phone call, 926 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,720 I didn't have a pen, 927 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,240 - Scrappy! - Oh! 928 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,960 - Hey, man, - Hey, 929 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,920 So, you're lab partners with Kate, right? 930 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,440 You talk, What's her deal? 931 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,680 Yeah, I don't know, man, 932 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,600 I don't think she's your type, though, 933 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:31,680 ''Girl'' is my type, 934 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,200 - All right, well,,, 935 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,000 then-then maybe, uh, you're not her type, 936 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,600 She's into stuff like,,, 937 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:39,480 old-school Elvis Costello; she listens,,, 938 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,000 to obscure podcasts; 939 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,960 she reads Dave Eggers, 940 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,400 You know, she's,,, she's deep, man, 941 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,160 Dude,,, I'm deep, 942 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,640 I'm dating the Poetry Club, 943 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,080 Oh, 944 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,200 So,John asked you to spy on me? 945 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,040 Yeah, he heard we were lab partners,,, 946 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,240 so he's having me tail you and find out what I can, 947 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,440 Although, I am supposed to be playing it cool,,, 948 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,520 and not giving anything away, 949 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,040 You're, like, the worst spy in the world, 950 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,520 Or am I the best spy in the world? 951 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,680 Who's waiting by the phone, and who's chatting up the girl? 952 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,160 - That's true, - Eh? 953 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,120 I have a kink, I have a kink in my neck, 954 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:16,000 That's probably those new cheer muscles of yours, 955 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,440 Are you making fun of me? 956 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,800 Uh, a little bit, yeah, 957 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,840 Um,,, sorry, 958 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,000 - Yeah, uh,,, - All right, 959 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,440 - These are your books, - Yeah, 960 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,400 I'm gonna go, 961 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:32,640 ''Go, Fight, Roar,'' 962 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:33,680 Yeah, Right, Yeah, 963 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,920 Bye, 964 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,760 Shit, 965 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,520 Here we go, Kodiaks, Here we go! 966 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:40,600 Yeah, baby! 967 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,560 Defense! 968 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,560 Hey, I think I totally blew it with John, 969 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,240 I mean, he hasn't even looked at me since I turned him down, 970 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,760 Relax, Kate, this is going to work, I promise, 971 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:50,920 H-How do you know? 972 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,120 I just know, I promise, 973 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:53,920 Kate Spencer, 974 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,360 How you doing? 975 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,160 Good, How are you? 976 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,520 Not so good, 977 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,640 See, I like this girl, but she doesn't know I exist, 978 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,480 Tucker! Get in the game! 979 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,920 I'm baring my soul, here, Coach, 980 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,240 John, I understand and respect your emotional needs,,, 981 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,840 Ball! 982 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,440 So, Fridays,,, 983 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,480 we usually go out to the beach, watch the sunset, 984 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,200 You should come, 985 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,040 U-Uh,,, 986 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,720 Come on,J,T,! 987 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:19,680 -John,,, - Tucker, shoot! 988 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,200 KATE: If it'll make him shoot, okay, 989 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,160 You, 990 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,280 Yeah! 991 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,000 Kodiaks are number one! 992 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,560 After Thursday's game, it's no question,,, 993 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,080 which Kate S, has taken the school by storm,,, 994 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,920 capturing the full attention,,, 995 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,520 of the school's greatest prize,,, 996 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,120 -J,T,! 997 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,560 Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! 998 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:49,040 Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! 999 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,680 Sorry, 1000 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,920 I've never done this before, 1001 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,040 You put it on her bra? 1002 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,160 Guys, he is gonna find that,,, 1003 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,760 in, like, the first five minutes, 1004 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,000 Or not, 1005 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,400 Beth, can you speak into the cleavage? 1006 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,880 Um,,, Kate's boob cam, 1007 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,560 Testing, testing, Hello, 1008 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,560 You guys, 1009 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:11,520 Oh, my gosh! 1010 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:12,720 - Hello! - Oh, my gosh! 1011 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,680 -Waah,,, waah,,, -Okay, 1012 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,880 Okay, 1013 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,120 You know, if we play our cards right,,, 1014 00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:22,200 we can keep this going all the way tillJohn's birthday, 1015 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,240 That may just work, See? 1016 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,480 I've already made a projected Heartbreak Timeline,,, 1017 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,280 based on John's average conquests,,, 1018 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,680 compared to Kate's rising Cool Factor, 1019 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,840 Hmm! 1020 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,080 So, it leads to two events: 1021 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,000 the away game and John's birthday party, 1022 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,200 Now, I say our best chance at heartbreak,,, 1023 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,600 is to see how much he cares about Kate, 1024 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:40,080 So we test him,,, 1025 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,400 at the away game, and then,,, 1026 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,400 we crush him,,, 1027 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:44,520 ,,,at his party, 1028 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:45,880 Bingo, 1029 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,080 How do you know he's going to have a party? 1030 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,240 Oh, you're so new, it's cute, Okay, 1031 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,880 John's birthday is, like, homecoming combined with prom,,, 1032 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,800 combined with MTV Music Awards, 1033 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,320 So are you ready for him? 1034 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,000 Yes, Okay, so, um, I play hard to get, 1035 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,520 I-I count to three, I've got it, 1036 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,080 No, 1037 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,520 That's when you were playing hard to get, 1038 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,080 You're going out, He's got you, 1039 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,480 So I count,,, to four? 1040 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,240 Oh, my God, I don't know what I'm doing! 1041 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,080 I mean, this is a really bad idea, you guys! 1042 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,040 Chill out! 1043 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,520 Look, you're with three girls,,, 1044 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:19,680 who know how he operates, okay? 1045 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:20,920 You'll be fine, 1046 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,040 Okay, I'm going to beJohn, 1047 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,440 Heather, be Kate, 1048 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,720 I don't want to be Kate, You be Kate, 1049 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:25,760 Can I be Kate? 1050 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,160 Fine, let Kate be Kate, 1051 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,720 -Just go, - Okay, 1052 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:32,240 Baby, it's your lucky day,,, 1053 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,640 'cause I'm going to take you out tonight, 1054 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,160 Where do you want to go? 1055 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,360 I don't know, 1056 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,880 Where do you want to go? 1057 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,160 No! He's not in control, remember? 1058 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,480 You are, Right? 1059 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,360 - Mm-hmm, - Now, try it with me, 1060 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,080 Honey, you know I'm all about what makes you happy, 1061 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,560 So, what movie? 1062 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,280 Anything you want, 1063 00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,640 What do you think I want? 1064 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,720 And don't be wrong, 1065 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,760 - Ka-pow, - Nice, 1066 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:04,920 - Okay, - These, 1067 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,800 Okay, wait, it can't hide the camera, 1068 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,960 Cleavage, It's going to go in the sweater, 1069 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,720 It'll be perfect, We'll hide it right under this,,, 1070 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,120 Kate, Hey, you made it, 1071 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:22,800 Yeah, 1072 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:23,920 Hey, Kate, How's it going? 1073 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,080 Hi, Tuck, Kate, 1074 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,760 - Hey, Kate, - Looking good, Kate, 1075 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,000 Hey, Kate! It's Becky from Student Council, 1076 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,160 Oh, hey! 1077 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:31,560 Hey, what's up, Kate? 1078 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,600 Looks like I'm out with the most popular girl in school, 1079 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:36,600 Lucky you, 1080 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:39,400 So,,, tell me about yourself, 1081 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,960 I want to know everything; your whole story, 1082 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:43,240 Oh, my story, 1083 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,480 Um,,, It's still being written, 1084 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,080 So,,, it's a mystery, 1085 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,360 Mm-hmm, 1086 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,600 I like mysteries, 1087 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:51,080 Really? 1088 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,720 I mean, what do you like about them? 1089 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,360 I don't know, 1090 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,120 I guess,,, 1091 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,400 I like secrets, 1092 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,120 I bet, 1093 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,840 Okay, You're right, 1094 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,400 Too much talking ruins the moment, 1095 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,200 Let me just stand here and enjoy this, 1096 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:14,440 John, 1097 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:15,640 Shh,,, 1098 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,080 The sunset is that way, 1099 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,040 Yeah, no, I'm just enjoying,,, 1100 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,960 everyone staring at me in insane jealousy, 1101 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,040 They wish they were out with a girl like you, 1102 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,480 So, how did I end up out tonight,,, 1103 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,600 with the most amazing girl in school? 1104 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,320 I mean, was it my irresistible charm,,, 1105 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,440 or,,, my really nice butt? 1106 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,840 I think it was your incredible modesty, 1107 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,120 - Liar! - Oh, shit! 1108 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,120 He's in his zone tonight, 1109 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:43,120 I hope she can handle it, 1110 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,880 The beach, the sunset,,, 1111 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000 At least there's no romantic fire, 1112 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,280 Ah! 1113 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,000 Mine's on fire! 1114 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,200 Thank you, 1115 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,600 Ew, 1116 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:59,080 So, um,,, 1117 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,120 can I give you a ride home? 1118 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,240 Now? 1119 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,040 Yeah, Yeah, 1120 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,160 Um,,, 1121 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,120 I have to pee, 1122 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,520 That was too much information, 1123 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,960 It's okay, 1124 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,640 Your secret's safe with me, 1125 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:18,960 I-I gotta make sure,,, 1126 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:20,880 Tommy's got a ride home, anyway, so, uh,,, 1127 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,680 I'll meet you at the truck? 1128 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,160 Yeah, Yeah, 1129 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,000 Hello, 1130 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,720 I need some help here, 1131 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,320 We didn't prepare her for this, 1132 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,360 - Hi, - Hey, 1133 00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:44,640 Okay, a ride home? Wh-what do I do? 1134 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:45,720 Just breathe, 1135 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,160 This is really good, It means he's into you, 1136 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,160 Do you think he's going to make a move? 1137 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,760 No, if anything, it's just going to be a kiss, 1138 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,920 He keeps it PG-1 3 on the first night, 1139 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:53,480 Okay, Are you a good kisser? 1140 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,080 Okay, Are you a good kisser? 1141 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,560 I-I-I don't know, How does anybody know? 1142 00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:59,400 Do guys tell you you're a good kisser? 1143 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,280 Oh, my God, I-I'm a bad kisser, 1144 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,760 Okay, stop, 1145 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,240 All we need is one kiss,,, 1146 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,040 and then you leave him wanting more, 1147 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,480 It is not that hard, okay? 1148 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:10,960 Oh, my God, 1149 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,680 I'm going to have to show you, aren't I? 1150 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,760 - Okay, Um,,, - Right now? 1151 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,120 Okay, Quick, Okay, 1152 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:17,600 Come here, 1153 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:18,560 You lock in on him,,, 1154 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,080 grab onto that gorgeous head of hair,,, 1155 00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:22,440 and take control, 1156 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:24,800 Hold his gaze, 1157 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,520 Your lips might just touch, but not yet, 1158 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:31,120 It's just gotta be the temptation, 1159 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:35,280 And then you give him one light kiss, 1160 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,160 BOY: Holy jama lama, 1161 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,400 Kiss her again, 1162 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,720 Do it, 1163 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:42,840 Get out of here, you little perv! 1164 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:46,440 - Shit! 1165 00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:47,640 Kate, I'm gone, 1166 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:48,760 Kate, 1167 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:49,880 Can you kill the lights? 1168 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 Uh,,, 1169 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:53,440 - Hey, - Hey, 1170 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,680 - Hey, - Hi, 1171 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,760 - What's wrong? 1172 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,520 Nothing, Nothing, 1173 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,360 I-I,,, I was just breathing, 1174 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,400 I,,, 1175 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,800 I breathe a lot, 1176 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,160 Right, 1177 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,200 Beth's still in the truck, 1178 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,120 What?! 1179 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,200 Slut in truck! 1180 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,320 Come on, We gotta move, 1181 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:17,680 Oh, my God, 1182 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,120 - Okay, okay, here we go, 1183 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,040 JOHN: So,,, 1184 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,560 what kind of music you into? 1185 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,360 Good music, 1186 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,520 Think I might have some of that, 1187 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,520 Let's see, 1188 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,080 Here we go, 1189 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,080 You like Elvis Costello? 1190 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,040 You tell me you don't,,, 1191 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,480 I'm kicking you out of the car right now, 1192 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,800 No, I-I-I love him, 1193 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,840 I mean,,, he's okay, 1194 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,120 I guess, Whatever, 1195 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,080 So what are some of your other secrets? 1196 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,840 Uh,,, 1197 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:26,520 Well, if I told you, I-I'd have to kill you, 1198 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,240 I'm glad we did this, 1199 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:46,680 I had a great time, 1200 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,920 Me, too, 1201 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,160 Um,,, 1202 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,160 Walk me to my door, 1203 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:56,000 Sure, 1204 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:09,040 Kate? 1205 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,640 I could walk you to your door,,, 1206 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,600 but,,, 1207 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:15,120 then I'd be too tempted to kiss you, 1208 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:18,800 And I really like you, 1209 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,120 You know? And I,,, 1210 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:21,960 I-I don't want to risk anything by moving too fast, 1211 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,160 So,,, 1212 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,040 rather than torture myself,,, 1213 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,720 I'm just going to say good night, 1214 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,920 So,,, good night, 1215 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,960 - Ow! - Ow, 1216 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,800 Ow, 1217 00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,440 I-I think I bobbed when you weaved, 1218 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,640 - Yeah, 1219 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,000 She's going off-book, 1220 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,120 What just happened? 1221 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,040 Is that Beth? 1222 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,280 What? 1223 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,440 Okay, 1224 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,080 Bye, 1225 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,680 I always like a little risk, 1226 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,240 - Oh, my gosh, - Come on, 1227 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,080 HEATHER: Uh-oh, 1228 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,120 Something is not right, 1229 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,920 Wh,,, whoa, 1230 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,000 - Kate? - U-Um,,, 1231 00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,240 I don't want to risk anything by going too fast, 1232 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,760 Ah, Ah, 1233 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,160 It's not even my date,,, 1234 00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,360 and he still gets me out of my skirt, 1235 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,400 Whoa, 1236 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:14,760 Honey, what happened? 1237 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,880 The sprinklers, Sorry, 1238 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,120 Oh! That could ruin a date, huh? 1239 00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,360 It wasn't a real date, Mom, 1240 00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:23,880 Right, 1241 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,240 Um,,, 1242 00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,240 Listen, uh,,, 1243 00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,960 I don't think this is such a good idea, 1244 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,000 You know, pretending to like a guy, 1245 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,160 I just,,, I don't want to see you get hurt, 1246 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,400 I'm not going to get hurt, 1247 00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,480 He is, 1248 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:41,160 My advice,,, 1249 00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,720 is not to do this, 1250 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,840 Mom, there's a lot of things I come to you for advice about,,, 1251 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,120 but this is not one of them, 1252 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,760 I'm sorry, but,,, 1253 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,680 honestly, how manyJohn Tuckers,,, 1254 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,200 have pulled a hit-and-run on you? 1255 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:54,720 That's not fair, 1256 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,240 I have met some pretty nice guys lately, 1257 00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:58,640 Right, yeah, 1258 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,080 The drummer, the guy in rehab,,, 1259 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,840 and, throw in that one from the tanning salon,,, 1260 00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,560 and you've hit the trifecta, 1261 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,160 When did you get like this? 1262 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,440 A month ago, you wouldn't like you right now, 1263 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,040 A month ago, nobody liked me, 1264 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,000 I did, 1265 00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,240 I'm sorry, I just,,, 1266 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,000 It's been a long night, I'm a little,,, you know,,, 1267 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:21,120 Yeah, it's okay, 1268 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,560 I got a little of that, too, 1269 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,120 Good night, 1270 00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:30,080 Kate? 1271 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,800 Just be careful who you pretend to be, 1272 00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:36,200 I mean, I'd hate if you forgot who you are, 1273 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:41,920 I was nobody, so there's really no risk in losing anything, 1274 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,160 So, how long till you think he's back again? 1275 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,640 I say he'll show up in the next,,, 30 seconds? 1276 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,480 Come on, 1277 00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:58,520 Ah, like clockwork, 1278 00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,000 - That's call number five, 1279 00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:02,000 That's two calls past desperate, 1280 00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,320 - Get it, 1281 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,080 Hello, 1282 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,920 Hey, Kate, It's me, 1283 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,480 -John? 1284 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:13,800 John Tucker? 1285 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,680 Oh, yeah, Hey, Um, I just got in, What's up? 1286 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,040 So, did you figure out,,, 1287 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:20,840 if you were doing anything on Saturday? 1288 00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,080 Um,,, yeah, 1289 00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:25,760 I did, and,,, 1290 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:26,840 Oh, crap, 1291 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,160 What's the matter? 1292 00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:29,880 Uh, some perv's been checking out the house,,, 1293 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,720 and I think I see him, 1294 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,800 I think he's in a Jeep or something, 1295 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:34,920 Really? 1296 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,080 You want me to cruise by and check it out? 1297 00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,120 No, We're just gonna call the cops, 1298 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,520 JOHN: O-Okay, 1299 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,920 Well, I'll-I'll talk to you later then, 1300 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:45,520 Shit, 1301 00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:56,920 We figured if we'd hit stalking potential,,, 1302 00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,040 it was time to letJohn take me out on a real date, 1303 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,000 What? We're not eating here? 1304 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,520 Nah, I thought we'd do take-out, 1305 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,040 Wait, where are we going? 1306 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,520 Well, I could tell you,,, 1307 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,800 but then I'd have to kill you, 1308 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,920 - Come on, 1309 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,120 There's our table, 1310 00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:25,000 Oh, my gosh, 1311 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,920 Where are they? 1312 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,200 Where'd they go? 1313 00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:29,640 Wait, 1314 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:33,280 You guys,,, 1315 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,000 I can't tell where they are, 1316 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:42,320 Okay, it's,,, it's definitely dark, 1317 00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:43,520 What? 1318 00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:44,800 I don't know, Outside, maybe? 1319 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:48,520 No effin' way! 1320 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,520 Boat? Has anybody else been on the boat? 1321 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,520 I've never been on the boat, 1322 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:57,120 Nobody even told me he had a boat! 1323 00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:58,760 She's not equipped to handle this, 1324 00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,120 - Huh, 1325 00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:01,320 I'm losing them, 1326 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,120 I'm losing them! Hey! 1327 00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:05,920 Oh,John, 1328 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,440 I'm serious, -Stop it, 1329 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:08,840 We've gotta get out there, 1330 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,000 Come on! 1331 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:13,720 We've gotta get there now-ish, 1332 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,560 I can't! This motor sucks, 1333 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,640 - Can't you go a little faster? - No, 1334 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,760 Give me an oar, I could paddle faster than you! 1335 00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,080 Just pretend it's a whaling ship and,,, 1336 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,720 go Greenpeace on their asses! 1337 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,000 BETH: What? 1338 00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,160 - Hey! Hey! 1339 00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:31,680 Nice, Gilligan here just flooded the engine, 1340 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,040 I'll give you ''Gilligan,'' 1341 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,600 - Heather, Heather, stop it! - Stop! Stop it! That's wet! 1342 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,560 You have no idea what you're doing, Heather! 1343 00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,040 Wait, 1344 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,000 Okay, This is fine, 1345 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,120 This is why God invented Triple-A, 1346 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,040 Oh, no, 1347 00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:52,320 What? 1348 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:53,720 No signal, 1349 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,400 What? 1350 00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,840 No signal? 1351 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:10,520 It was the first time I was truly alone with John, 1352 00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:12,200 I can't quite explain it, but,,, 1353 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,920 Okay, if I could dream ofhow a date should be,,, 1354 00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:16,000 Now make a wish, 1355 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,400 KATE: ,,John Tucker did it better, 1356 00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:19,480 He did it way better, 1357 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,040 I mean, when do you cue the dolphins? 1358 00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:22,320 Right, 1359 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,120 I mean, no-no-no-no, don't get me wrong, 1360 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:26,760 It's,,, It's really nice, but,,, 1361 00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,480 are you really that scared,,, 1362 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,840 to just hang out and be yourself? 1363 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,560 Okay, Fair enough, 1364 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,520 But it is terrifying, trying to impress you, 1365 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,120 Me? 1366 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,760 Kate, I mean,,, 1367 00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:45,040 you come out of nowhere,,, 1368 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,920 and you've got high school dialed in, 1369 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:50,880 I don't really think I'm that dialed, 1370 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,520 No, uh, you're the varsity captain,,, 1371 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,520 and the most popular guy in school, yeah? 1372 00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:59,040 Right, right, right, yeah, um, I guess, 1373 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:00,400 You know, I'm-I'm just lucky, 1374 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:01,880 Okay,,, 1375 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,920 I'm really lucky, 1376 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,080 Yeah, and-and-and that's why I'd be crazy,,, 1377 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,600 not to make the most of it, 1378 00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:11,120 Look, Kate,,, 1379 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:14,760 Maybe sometimes I come on too strong, 1380 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,480 I don't know who else to be, 1381 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:21,360 You know, I just gotta put my whole heart into things, 1382 00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,840 That sounds like an easy way to get it broken, 1383 00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:33,080 Well,,, luckily, I,,, figured out a way,,, 1384 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,760 to protect myself against that, 1385 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,120 Some kick-ass dance moves, 1386 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,160 What? 1387 00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:43,080 - Wha,,,? Oh, my gosh! 1388 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,160 I wasn't ready for that, 1389 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:45,840 I was thinking about going pro, 1390 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,800 - Oh? - Laugh all you want, 1391 00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:49,200 There was a scout in the stands,,, 1392 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,320 at last year's prom, 1393 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,960 Wow, 1394 01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,760 Oh, my gosh, spill it, 1395 01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,280 We need to know everything, Every detail right now, 1396 01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:18,240 I,,, You- I mean, you-you guys dated him, You know, 1397 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,800 Not on the high seas, 1398 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,160 What the hell happened out there? 1399 01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,680 Um,,,nothing, you know? It was just-We,,, We talked,,, 1400 01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:26,040 and it was,,, 1401 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,040 It was nice, 1402 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,160 BETH: You just talked? 1403 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,800 You mean, he was able to,,, get intimate without being,,, 1404 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:34,720 like,,, intimate? 1405 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,080 Okay, 1406 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,880 He is telling her anything she wants to hear, 1407 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 Look, the only way to see if he's really fallen for her,,, 1408 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:43,520 is to see how far Kate can push him,,, 1409 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,560 at the hotel after the away game, 1410 01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,920 Right, Yeah, I-I,,, I can do that, 1411 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:53,120 Oh, no, Oh, no, I know that look, 1412 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:56,000 He's got you under his spell, 1413 01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,840 What? No! I-I,,, Come on, 1414 01:00:59,000 --> 01:00:59,960 No, you come on, 1415 01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,920 You can't lose focus going into the finals, 1416 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:04,920 Kate, we all believed him,,, 1417 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:09,720 but there is no way to know what this guy is really thinking, 1418 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,760 Yes, there is, 1419 01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:16,320 I'm reporting from behind enemy lines,,, 1420 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,080 a fortress, if you will, where the innermost workings,,, 1421 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,840 of the male psyche reveal themselves,,, 1422 01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:22,240 like a slide under a microscope, 1423 01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,160 - Good practice, Good practice! 1424 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:25,320 JOHN: Central is going down! 1425 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:26,640 Get down! 1426 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,040 That's disgusting, 1427 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,400 Hey, look, Ma! No hands! 1428 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:45,160 Disgusting, Nice work, 1429 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:48,560 - Oh! Tommy! Nachos? - Damn! 1430 01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,200 I think it was nachos, 1431 01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:52,160 Holy guacamole, 1432 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,600 Away game, dude, You gonna be my wingman? 1433 01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:56,400 Naw, I think I'm just gonna hang out with Kate tonight, 1434 01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:57,640 Aw, come on, So I gotta take care,,, 1435 01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:59,000 of all that Central High tail by myself? 1436 01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,480 - Guess so, - Ah, come on, man! 1437 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,520 We gonna get us some girls,,, 1438 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:02,760 or are you gonna act like one? 1439 01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:06,280 That's messed up, Tommy, 1440 01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,680 John, Please, please tell me,,, 1441 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:10,160 you tapped that by now! 1442 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,160 Boys, Boys, Look,,, 1443 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,040 you don't just pop an '82 Bordeaux,,, 1444 01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:17,640 'cause it's on your shelf, 1445 01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:19,160 Oh, please, 1446 01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:21,120 Great things take time, 1447 01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:22,760 Man, you whipped! 1448 01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:26,200 - Whipped, man! 1449 01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:28,120 Hey! Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1450 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:30,800 Nobody is whipped, okay? John Tucker is not whipped, 1451 01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,400 Oh, here we go, 1452 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,560 Let's just say, at tonight's away game,,, 1453 01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:36,040 I'm gonna be scoring more than baskets, 1454 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:38,840 Bingo, 1455 01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:40,760 Okay, okay, Uncork it, then pork it, 1456 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,720 - Now that's my man! - Slam-dunk, baby, 1457 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,480 TEAMMATES 1458 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:47,760 We are so gonna get him, 1459 01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,880 So, hydrogen and oxygen are getting a drink,,, 1460 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,040 and gold walks in and they go,,, 1461 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,800 ''AU! Get outta the bar!'' 1462 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,080 'Cause, you know, AU is,,, 1463 01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:08,760 the atomic symbol for gold, 1464 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:09,800 Yeah, Yeah, I-I got it, 1465 01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:11,880 Oh, good, 1466 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:16,040 You're gonna help me measure with the doodad and everything, 1467 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:20,840 Oh, I actually thought I'd work with Alex today, 1468 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,000 Oh, I,,, Well, he's gonna take you back,,, 1469 01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,280 without an insurance waiver? 1470 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,560 Yeah, well, he's warmed up to me,,, 1471 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,120 since his left eyebrow grew back, 1472 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,960 Uh,,, 1473 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,440 Hey, kiddo, Is your mom home? 1474 01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,480 Nope, 1475 01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:49,720 Is that him? 1476 01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:52,320 You're not seriously going out with Skip, are you? 1477 01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,640 Don't call him that, 1478 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:57,160 We're just going out, 1479 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,120 Mom, please don't do this, 1480 01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:00,120 - Please? 1481 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,120 He's probably in town for a layover,,, 1482 01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:04,960 and he's just looking for someone to lay over, 1483 01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:07,440 Very clever, sweetheart, 1484 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:09,240 Can we not do this whole thing right now? 1485 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,080 Mom, no wonder I'm so messed up, 1486 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,160 I've never actually seen a functional relationship, 1487 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,680 Who I date,,, 1488 01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,160 is none of your business, 1489 01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:17,640 Are you serious? 1490 01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:20,720 Can you imagine growing up with a mom who only dates jerks? 1491 01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:24,000 You don't really see how this affects me? 1492 01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,480 See you tomorrow, 1493 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,640 Don't forget to lock the door when you sneak out, 1494 01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:42,120 So,your team's just won the semifinals,,, 1495 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:44,000 you're at a hotel with all your friends,,, 1496 01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:46,120 I mean, this should be fun, shouldn't it? 1497 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:47,760 CARRI E: Come on,! Get up,! 1498 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:49,160 Let's go, 1499 01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:52,000 Now the real game begins, 1500 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,280 Are you sure we're not going too far? 1501 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:55,880 HEATHER: Look,,, 1502 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,160 this game's in crunch time, 1503 01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:00,000 Kate, do you know what happens when you let your guard down,,, 1504 01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,480 around John Tucker? 1505 01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:04,640 Carrie, show her, 1506 01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:07,000 You need to see this, 1507 01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:09,600 Here, 1509 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,000 - Man, you whipped, man! - Whipped! 1510 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,040 - Hold up! Hold up, - All right, What? What? 1511 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,120 I am not whipped, okay? 1512 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,320 John Tucker is not whipped, 1513 01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:22,160 I will have you know that at tonight's away game,,, 1514 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,240 I'm gonna be scoring more than baskets, 1515 01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:25,720 TOMMY: Uncork it, then pork it, 1516 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,960 - Okay, I got you on that one! - Slam-dunk, baby, 1517 01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:32,720 John Tucker, you are going down, 1518 01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:49,640 What? Is it okay? 1519 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:52,160 You should totally wear underwear to school, 1520 01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:54,080 - She's hot! - Yeah, you, girl! 1521 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,960 TOMMY: ''Kate S, requests,,, 1522 01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:03,000 video chat with John T''? 1523 01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:07,000 Okay, you're gone, 1524 01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:09,680 - All right! Playa-playa! - Come on, Tommy, Up, 1525 01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:13,600 - Bye-bye, - Fabio, Ow, 1526 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,640 - Hey, there, 1527 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,000 Hey, You alone? 1528 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:20,000 Yeah, You? 1529 01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:22,920 Yeah, It's so sad,,, 'cause I'm s,,, 1530 01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:25,360 I'm so,,, lovely, 1531 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:26,560 No! 1532 01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,400 - Lonely! 1533 01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:30,160 I'm so lonely, 1534 01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:32,400 JOHN: Well, maybe I could,,, 1535 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:35,240 come over there and keep you company, 1536 01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,880 Oh, I'd like that,,, but there's a problem, 1537 01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:39,600 Coach Williams is out in the hall, 1538 01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:41,240 - She's totally watching, 1539 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,080 There's no way you could get in here, 1540 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,320 - Damn it, - Unless,,, 1541 01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,000 you went out on the ledge,,, 1542 01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:48,080 and came in through the sliding door? 1543 01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,480 Yeah, right, 1544 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:51,840 Yeah, that's crazy, 1545 01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:55,360 It's too bad, I got all,,, dressed up, 1546 01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:59,680 Or,,, down, 1547 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:03,320 I-I could try the balcony, 1548 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,560 Great! I'm three rooms down, 1549 01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:06,840 I already counted, 1550 01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,160 I'll be right there, 1551 01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:09,240 Hold-Hold on! 1552 01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:10,520 Uh, hold on, 1553 01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:11,840 What? 1554 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:12,960 Um,,, 1555 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:16,040 I,,, got you a present? 1556 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,760 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, 1557 01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:20,000 It's,,, under your bed, 1558 01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:30,560 Ooh, A little preview? 1559 01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:32,520 KATE: N-No, 1560 01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:34,400 I want you to wear them, 1561 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:37,000 What's wrong? 1562 01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:40,520 It's sexy, Haven't you ever done this before? 1563 01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:41,680 No, 1564 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:43,520 That's cute, 1565 01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:46,160 You're just so,,, ,,,inexperienced, 1566 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:47,640 What? 1567 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,080 No, I am not inexperienced, 1568 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,000 John,,, 1569 01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:52,280 Johnny, I thought that you might do this,,, 1570 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:53,600 Johnny, I thought that you might do this,,, 1571 01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:55,480 one little thing for me, 1572 01:07:55,600 --> 01:08:00,760 And then,,, I might do a little something for you, 1573 01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:05,760 And then,,, we might do a little something together, 1574 01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:09,000 But,,, 1575 01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:13,840 You know what? I am tired,,, 1576 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:16,240 ,,,and it is getting really late, so,,, 1577 01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:19,040 I'll just see you tomorrow, 1578 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,160 - Night, - Wait, 1579 01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:26,360 Wait, Um,,, Give me five minutes, 1580 01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:28,120 Okay, 1581 01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:12,120 -You,,,! - I'm sorry! 1582 01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:13,320 ,,,little,,,! 1583 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:15,400 - March! - Ow! 1584 01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:19,440 - Ow! - Ooh!John! 1585 01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,760 - What are you wearing? - Dude, those are for ladies, 1586 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,160 What,,, the hell? 1587 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:28,200 I think this belongs to you, Coach, 1588 01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,080 I found it in my bed, 1589 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,080 Coach, make her let go, 1590 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,280 Let go, 1591 01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:38,760 ''Live and let live'' is what I say, Tucker, 1592 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:42,320 Takes all kinds to build a freeway, 1593 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:45,000 But I am not equipped,,, 1594 01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:47,040 for this kind of weirdness,,, 1595 01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:49,440 this close to the playoffs! 1596 01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:01,440 I guess it was four instead of three, Sorry, 1597 01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:03,000 Show's over, ladies, 1598 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,160 Back to your rooms, 1599 01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:08,080 Show's over! Back to your rooms, 1600 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,120 - Hey,John! 1601 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:11,480 Love the bow, 1602 01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:14,840 Your butt is my screensaver, 1603 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,080 There he is, 1604 01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:20,560 Hey, Tucker! 1605 01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:33,800 All right, let's go! 1606 01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:36,800 Split up, shirts versus skins, Come on, 1607 01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:44,640 All right, Ball, 1608 01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:46,880 Dude, you wearing thongs again, man? 1609 01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:51,120 Yup, 1610 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:01,240 It's like letting your best friend sleep in a silk hammock, 1611 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:04,120 They're breezy, 1612 01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:06,120 They don't bind, 1613 01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:08,360 And they give you just enough swing, 1614 01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:19,040 What? 1615 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:26,360 All right, guys, let's go! 1616 01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:42,960 Un,,,believable, 1617 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,320 I'd hit him with my car,,, 1618 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:47,480 if he wouldn't make a body cast a fashion statement, 1619 01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:54,840 Kate! 1620 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:59,560 Hey, The other night didn't quite go like I'd hoped, 1621 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:02,080 Yeah, I know, Sorry, 1622 01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:05,160 Nah, it's okay, Kind of spun it, 1623 01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:08,000 I noticed, Now everyone knows Victoria's secret, 1624 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:11,600 Tommy was thinking we'd do it as a birthday theme, 1625 01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:13,640 ''Not the Same Old Thong and Dance,'' 1626 01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:15,600 Cute, 1627 01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:19,200 Kate, Kate, wait, Wait, wait, 1628 01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:22,320 Look,,, you don't get it, Okay? 1629 01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:25,520 I was humiliated trying to get your attention,,, 1630 01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:29,880 and I'm not working this hard just so I can get some action, 1631 01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:31,680 So I'm not just some '82 Bordeaux,,, 1632 01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:33,160 you wanna ''uncork and pork''? 1633 01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:35,120 Where'd you hear that? 1634 01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:37,280 No-No-No, look-look, that-that's just,,, 1635 01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:40,080 locker room talk, okay? That doesn't mean anything, 1636 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,840 You act like a pig so you don't sound whipped? 1637 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:44,080 Yes, Exactly, 1638 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,280 Look, I'm,,, I'm saying things I don't believe, 1639 01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:48,080 I'm doing things I don't understand, 1640 01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:51,160 I mean, I put on your underwear and I scaled a building, 1641 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:56,840 I'm trying so hard, 1642 01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,880 But I'm out of plays, 1643 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:03,320 Kate,,, you're the one, 1644 01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:10,400 Look, I've,,, never done this before, so,,, 1645 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,760 I'm not exactly sure how it goes, 1646 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,880 It's just something personal, 1647 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:19,120 Okay? Something to show you,,, 1648 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:23,360 and whoever wants to know, that I'm whipped, 1649 01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:25,000 Excellent! 1650 01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:29,520 Yeah, I'm whipped, 1651 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,120 Will you be my girlfriend? 1652 01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:36,560 Oh,,, my,,, 1653 01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,120 God, 1654 01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:39,400 We'll crush him, 1655 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:42,120 Kill time, Bam! 1656 01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:44,280 Happy birthday, little Tucker, 1657 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:45,760 CARRI E: Okay, so, now we,,, 1658 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:49,000 Um,,, y-you guys,,, 1659 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:50,880 I'm feeling a little weird about this whole thing, 1660 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,560 Huh? 1661 01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:54,080 - Kate,,, 1662 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,000 You said if you ever dated a guy like this,,, 1663 01:13:57,120 --> 01:13:58,840 you would get even, 1664 01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:03,440 I know, um, but,,, 1665 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,000 Oh, my God, you love him! 1666 01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:07,120 Oh, we are doing a dating intervention, 1667 01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:08,400 This is for your own good, 1668 01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:09,840 Reality check, Kate: 1669 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,440 you're not really dating him, 1670 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:12,560 You got Tucked over, 1671 01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:13,880 He didn't fall for you, 1672 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,800 He fell for what we made you, 1673 01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:18,040 Who were you before you met us? 1674 01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:20,440 No one,,, and then we made you ''the one'',,, 1675 01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:22,280 and this is how you repay us? 1676 01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:25,720 So, the little monster you created destroys John Tucker,,, 1677 01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:27,800 and then what? What happens to me? 1678 01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:29,400 - You become a legend! - Yeah! 1679 01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:31,640 - What if I don't want that? - Well, you can't have him! 1680 01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:34,080 And,,, this watch belongs to me! 1681 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,920 I'm the head cheerleader, He's the team captain, 1682 01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:37,000 This watch should be mine! 1683 01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:39,120 What, you think because you're the head cheerleader,,, 1684 01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:40,440 you can get whatever you want? 1685 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,880 - Exactly! - Hey! Girls! Stop, 1686 01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:44,080 Thanks, Carrie, 1687 01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:45,680 He deserves the best, okay? 1688 01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:47,160 He obviously deserves me, 1689 01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:48,240 - What?! - Please, 1690 01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:49,800 You don't care about him, 1691 01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,640 All you care about is getting into Hartford, 1692 01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:53,160 I believe it's ''Har-vard,'' 1693 01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:55,840 Stop it, You guys, we're supposed to be friends, 1694 01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:58,400 Well, friends don't say they're gonna do something and then,,, 1695 01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:00,080 And then totally screw everybody over! 1696 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,680 If you're not againstJohn, you are not with us, 1697 01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:08,760 You guys really think this is gonna help you,,, 1698 01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:10,080 get overJohn Tucker? 1699 01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,520 You're either obsessed with destroying him,,, 1700 01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:14,120 or obsessed with dating him, 1701 01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:17,400 Either way, it's always all about him, 1702 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,040 I'm done with it, 1703 01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:23,000 Well, cheerleaders don't quit, 1704 01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,160 I'm not a real cheerleader, 1705 01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:28,480 Whatever your plan is, count me out, 1706 01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:30,240 Well, don't worry about it,,, 1707 01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:32,760 because you're fired! 1708 01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:34,080 But,,, 1709 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,520 Okay, 1710 01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:37,280 Hang on, 1711 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,040 I think I know what we need, 1712 01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:08,520 I wish it couldjust be simple, like a retro pop song, 1713 01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:13,520 Boom, end of story, we all live happily ever after, 1714 01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:15,680 That's a nice watch, 1715 01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:17,360 No, it's-it's not what it looks like, 1716 01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:20,360 But it's never really like that, is it? 1717 01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:23,120 Since when are Beth and Carrie friends with Heather? 1718 01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:25,760 Those girls absolutely hate each other, Kate, 1719 01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:28,320 And what are they doing talking to you? 1720 01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:32,560 What happened to you? 1721 01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:34,800 You were so different, and now you're like,,, 1722 01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:37,280 the rest of them- you fell for my brother, 1723 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:38,480 No, I-I didn't, 1724 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,560 No, it's-it's not like that, I mean,,, 1725 01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:42,440 It's something you cooked up with those three, 1726 01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:44,000 It's just a joke to you, isn't it? 1727 01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:50,000 You want to know whyJohn fell for you? 1728 01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:52,080 He thinks that you're the first,,, 1729 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:53,840 honest relationship that he's been in, 1730 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,120 Well, he's not that innocent, okay? 1731 01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:58,040 I mean, y-you know how John Tucker can be, 1732 01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:00,560 Everybody knows how he can be, He is John Tucker, 1733 01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:02,080 And still, every girl in school lines up,,, 1734 01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:03,640 to date him, knowing what they know, 1735 01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:07,400 And yeah, he lies to girls to get them to fall for him, 1736 01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:10,640 I can't imagine the kind of person who would do that, 1737 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,000 Can you? 1738 01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:31,800 Mom! The frosting! 1739 01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:33,880 There's cake under it, 1740 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:36,360 Yeah, I sent Skip home, 1741 01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:41,000 Oh, 1742 01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:45,920 You know, I'm starting to get this whole ''Skip'' thing, 1743 01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:48,120 Look, I know my,,, 1744 01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:50,280 relationship stuff affects you, 1745 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,480 I made mistakes, 1746 01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:55,440 But I would never plan to hurt somebody, 1747 01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:57,040 I-I'm just,,, 1748 01:17:57,160 --> 01:18:00,200 I just got so caught up in it, 1749 01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:02,320 I guess,,, 1750 01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:06,000 I was invisible for so long that,,, 1751 01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:07,840 it felt good to be noticed, 1752 01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:09,040 Kate,,, 1753 01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:10,920 you chose to be invisible, 1754 01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:13,920 You thought it would be easier that way, 1755 01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:16,400 Well, they're noticing me now, 1756 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:20,160 I mean, none of this is really me, 1757 01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:23,960 And-and now I don't even know who my real friends really are, 1758 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:27,040 Maybe if you showed them the real Kate, you'd find out, 1759 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,000 - Hey, happy birthday, bro, - Scrappy, 1760 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,040 Hey, have you seen Tommy? 1761 01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:03,000 We have a birthday present forJohn, 1762 01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:05,160 Yeah, he's on stage, in the truck, 1763 01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:11,520 We 'bout to thump up in here! 1764 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:18,080 People in Planes, Yeah, that was loud right there! 1765 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,040 Hey, look, check me out over here, 1766 01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:20,720 Come on, now, gather round, 1767 01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:23,560 It's John Tucker toast time! Yeah! 1768 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:25,960 Hey,John, come up here, man! 1769 01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:27,600 All right, look, check this out, 1770 01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:29,240 A birthday comes but once a year,,, 1771 01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,160 and the good Lord you'll be thanking, 1772 01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:33,640 Now, old pal, let's cut this cake,,, 1773 01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:35,160 and see who's giving you,,, 1774 01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:40,120 - a,,, spanking! Ho-ho-ho! 1775 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:46,040 - Tommy! Tommy, hey! - What's up? Whatcha got for me? 1776 01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:48,640 Oh,just a little something extra from the girls at Kodiak, 1777 01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:50,080 Me likey, I'm gonna start it right now, 1778 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:52,480 - Okay, perfect, Here we go, 1779 01:19:58,160 --> 01:19:59,800 That was hot! 1780 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:02,000 - He's got mad skills! - Now take a look at hotter! 1781 01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:04,040 Boy can slam! 1782 01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:07,160 Move on back 'cause Tuck's our man! 1783 01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:09,120 We love you,John! 1784 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:10,640 Happy birthday,John! 1785 01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:14,000 - Everyone in the Poetry Club,,, -Kate! 1786 01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:15,840 You made it, Come on, 1787 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:18,560 Come wish me a happy birthday, 1788 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:21,000 John, that's not why I'm here, 1789 01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:25,880 o, Kate,,, 1790 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,040 this is just something to show you and,,, 1791 01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:31,880 whoever wants to know, that I'm whipped, 1792 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,000 - You're the one, Kate, - Aw,,, 1793 01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:35,040 Look, I've never done this before, so,,, 1794 01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:36,400 Look, I've never done this before, so,,, 1795 01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:38,040 This is cool, 1796 01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:40,320 ,,,I'm not exactly sure how it goes, 1797 01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:42,040 Will you be my girlfriend? 1798 01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:44,120 Oh, yeah! 1799 01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:46,720 John Tucker, there's only one guy out there,,, 1800 01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:47,880 - for me,,, - Oh, no! 1801 01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:49,120 but you are not,,, 1802 01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:55,800 What's going on? 1803 01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:58,000 Um,,, 1804 01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:00,840 John, I have something I have to say, 1805 01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:02,120 This entire time,,, 1806 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:04,720 I've been pretending to be a bunch of stuff that I'm not,,, 1807 01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:07,880 so you would,,, fall for me, 1808 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,080 - Louder! - What's the deal?! 1809 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:13,000 We were trying to break your heart,,, 1810 01:21:13,120 --> 01:21:14,800 so you knew what it felt like, 1811 01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:16,160 ''We''? 1812 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:20,840 I get it, 1813 01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:23,960 Well, hey,,, 1814 01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:26,960 you girls pulled it off, 1815 01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:29,440 Yeah, 1816 01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:31,120 It worked, 1817 01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:34,400 I'm sorry, 1818 01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:37,720 - What's the deal?! - What's going on?! 1819 01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:38,760 You guys breaking up? 1820 01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:42,400 Look, this entire time, I've been,,, 1821 01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:45,520 I've been lying about who I am, 1822 01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:48,200 But,,, I'm done pretending, 1823 01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:51,160 This is the real me, 1824 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:53,800 This is Kate, 1825 01:21:55,440 --> 01:21:57,800 - Hey, Kate! - Yeah? 1826 01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:00,480 You're ruining the party! 1827 01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:04,320 - That is so not fair, - Oh, no! 1828 01:22:04,440 --> 01:22:06,920 This is all our fault, You do not deserve this, 1829 01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:08,720 We should never have done this to you, 1830 01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:11,680 Give me that, Okay, Hey! 1831 01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:13,200 So big deal, she lied, 1832 01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:14,760 We all lied, 1833 01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:16,400 What, like you've never lied before? 1834 01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:18,800 Exactly, You should be throwing drinks at each other,,, 1835 01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:21,160 - Yeah, - not her, 1836 01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:25,120 Everybody chill, 1837 01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:27,720 Look,,, they're right, 1838 01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:29,320 All right, we all do it, 1839 01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:30,720 I lie, 1840 01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:33,200 I pretend I'm whatever I need to to get girls, 1841 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:34,520 And it works, dude! 1842 01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:36,080 You're the man! 1843 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,160 Naw, I'm not saying it's a good thing, 1844 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:39,800 - It's a great thing! -Guys,,, 1845 01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:42,040 what I'm trying to say is,,, 1846 01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:44,240 it's wrong, 1847 01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:46,440 There ain't nothin' wrong with hookin' up,,, 1848 01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:48,360 with the finest girls in the school! 1849 01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:50,040 - Yeah! 1850 01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:55,360 Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! 1851 01:22:55,480 --> 01:22:59,440 Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! 1852 01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:00,760 Oh! 1853 01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:30,640 John! 1854 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,480 Hi, 1855 01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:35,240 - Hey, - Hey, 1856 01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:40,040 Wow, you look,,, clean, 1857 01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:44,040 Thanks, You look pretty clean yourself, 1858 01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:45,840 Thanks, 1859 01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:47,440 - Listen,,, 1860 01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:49,120 I shouldn't have thrown the cake,,, 1861 01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:50,040 Kate, stop, 1862 01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:51,960 I deserved the cake in the face, 1863 01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:54,320 And, as hard as it might be for you to believe,,, 1864 01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:56,520 I'm gonna start telling the truth, 1865 01:23:58,040 --> 01:23:59,120 I mean it, 1866 01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:02,920 Okay, well, that,,, I think that's great, 1867 01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:06,080 So,,, truce? 1868 01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:08,160 I'd like that, 1869 01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:10,280 Ow! 1870 01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:13,120 I think you bobbed when I,,, 1871 01:24:13,080 --> 01:24:14,640 - Weaved, Yeah, - Right, 1872 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:17,160 ( laughs ): Okay, 1873 01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:18,360 See you around, 1874 01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:20,480 Yeah, Good luck, 1875 01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:28,240 So, it took us 1 2 bottles of shampoo,,, 1876 01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:30,560 and three days to get the stripper cake out of our hair, 1877 01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:31,920 But you know what? 1878 01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:34,000 - Kate, - It was all worth it, 1879 01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:35,000 Hey, Kate, 1880 01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:37,960 Hey, um, uh, one sec, 1881 01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:39,280 - Hi, - Hey, 1882 01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:40,720 So, uh,,, 1883 01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:44,000 things didn't quite work out with Alex and I, 1884 01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:47,320 Um,,, see, we have shop together, as well, 1885 01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:48,920 - Was there another fire? - No, 1886 01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:51,800 No, I,,, I clearly warned him,,, 1887 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:54,040 that I shouldn't be operating a band saw, 1888 01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:55,120 No way, 1889 01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:58,080 Um,,, 1890 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:01,120 but Chemistry does suck without you, 1891 01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:04,960 What do you say? Lab partners? 1892 01:25:05,080 --> 01:25:06,600 Are you sure? 1893 01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:08,840 Yes, I'm sure, 1894 01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:10,960 You're perfect, Kate, 1895 01:25:12,080 --> 01:25:15,720 Um,,, you know, 'cause you're, uh,,, 1896 01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:17,920 smarter than me, and so far, uh,,, 1897 01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:19,960 not flammable, 1898 01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:21,520 Right? 1899 01:25:21,680 --> 01:25:24,040 True, 1900 01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:28,160 You totally have a crush,,, 1901 01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:29,920 on the other Tucker, 1902 01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:32,000 She'll definitely need help with this one, 1903 01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:33,960 I just upgraded my boob cam, 1904 01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:36,160 - We can do a full-frontal attack, - No, 1905 01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:39,080 No, Let's just hang out tonight, okay? 1906 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:40,400 Hang out? 1907 01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:42,320 Where's that gonna go on my college application? 1908 01:25:42,440 --> 01:25:42,800 And John Tucker? 1909 01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:43,680 And John Tucker? 1910 01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:45,160 We definitely got to him, 1911 01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:46,920 He never lied to a girl again, 1912 01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:48,040 Hey, beautiful, 1913 01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:50,320 Now, we need to go into this with our eyes open, 1914 01:25:50,480 --> 01:25:51,720 Complete honesty, 1915 01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:54,760 Jennifer, this is Jill,,, 1916 01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:56,080 my other girlfriend, 1917 01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:58,880 I think we can make this work, 1918 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:02,880 And the girl who made John Tucker fall in love? 1919 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,880 Well, she's a legend, 1920 01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:13,160 Oh,! 1921 01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:14,200 I almost forgot, 1922 01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:15,800 If you're thinking of trying this at home,,, 1923 01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:18,520 just remember; when you mess with a John Tucker,,, 1924 01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:21,120 you better be prepared for the consequences, 1925 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:07,000 Holy jama lama!