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NARRATOR: Following months
of high rainfall,
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the river Seine begins to rise
more rapidly than normal.
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Over the course of the last week,
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thousands of Parisians living nearby the
river
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have already evacuated.
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To continue moving throughout the city,
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residents travel by boat or across
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a series of wooden walkways
built by Parisians themselves.
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The water reaches a height
of 20 feet above the normal.
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The Eiffel Tower has wet feet.
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Emile, hey! Over here!
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- Let me take that.
- Thanks.
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You know, Emile, I only have one regret.
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You do? What?
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That it took you two years
to ask me for a date.
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I... I was scared you'd say no.
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Oh, Emile. I wish I had known.
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All that time wasted.
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Maud, my darling.
Don't let your mind dwell on that.
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The past is past. The future is ours.
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Nothing. Nothing can come between us
now.
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Emile!
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It's show time! What do you
got?
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To the left! Yes, parry! To the right!
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Whoa!
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It's a dragon!
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What on earth is a dragon doing in
France?
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What on earth is a dragon doing on earth?
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Oh, no!
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Okay, come on! Here it is!
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Whew.
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Come on.
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Hmm.
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Hey.
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Hello, Raoul.
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Well, hello, Maud.
Look at you. Petite as always.
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That's a lovely dress. What is that?
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- Kind of an eggplant?
- Oh, thank you.
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Um, I think it's more of a purple.
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More of an eggplant I think.
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Is Emile in? I have something for him.
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No, I guess it is kind of an eggplant.
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- Oh. The new Melies film!
- Mmm-hmm.
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He'll be so excited, it's his idol.
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- Hey, Emile!
- Oh!
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- Hey, Raoul!
- Catch this!
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Oh! Oh, that's embarrassing.
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Hey You!
"oh!
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Come on, come on. Quick.
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Okay, not looking.
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- I can't see anything now.
- Come on, come on!
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Going somewhere, Emile?
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I have to go to Barbers to buy a new belt.
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Obviously.
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Oh, no, no. A belt for my projector.
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Since when do you put
pants on your projector?
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- Pants on my projector?
- Yeah, because uh... Never mind.
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Do you need a lift? It's on my route.
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Catherine is right...
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Oh! Catherine!
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Come on! Could you stop the...
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Sorry! Come here!
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Come on, bad truck! Come back.
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So, I'll see you later
at the screening?
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Yes. Uh, yes, you will.
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You know, Maud,
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I was wondering if...
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If you don't mind...
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- Uh, maybe... Maybe you would...
- Yes! Of course I would.
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You would?
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Ah, yes, yes... That!
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Well, yes, of course... I mean, thank you.
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Uh, here. Thank you, Maud.
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Um, anything else, Emile?
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Yes. Uh...
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Well, I thought perhaps
after the screening...
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Emile, buddy! Let's shake a leg.
I'm on a schedule here.
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You'll have plenty of time
to woo Maud when you're back.
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Bye!
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EMILE: Well, thank you very much, Raoul!
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Well, you're very welcome, Emile.
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Uh, for what?
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I was talking to her and you ruined it!
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You little devil, you!
Let me pinch those cheeks.
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You finally decided to ask her out, didn't
you?
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Well, no, it's so complicated.
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What's so complicated?
You ask her out, she swoons.
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She says yes, you swoon back.
Deal sealed. You're on a date.
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EMILE: It's not that simple.
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Every time I see her,
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my tongue kind of gets glued
to the top of my mouth.
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Which is why you write her a letter.
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The only thing you have to glue then
is an envelope.
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A letter.
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That's not a bad idea!
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Of course that's not a bad idea.
It's a great idea. I had it!
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- I'll help you if you want.
- I got a way with words as you know.
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EMILE: Well... I do know.
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But do you know much about love, Raoul?
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Do I...
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Oh, you are adorable. Do I know about
love?
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Do you have any idea
what they say around Paris?
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When Raoul is on the prowl,
the kitty cats all meow!
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- EMILE: Oh. That does rhyme.
- It better than rhymes, my friend.
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Hello, Madame Omelette!
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Hope you're not feeling too scrambled
today
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and you're feeling nice and over-easy.
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Where... Where are my eggs?
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It's not that I don't trust you, Raoul,
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but the way you drive,
I figured it's safer to deliver the eggs
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with a little padding.
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Great!
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- Raoul, are you okay?
- No I'm fine, it's just...
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Allergies!
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MAN: Hey!
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- Moron!
- RAOUL: Sorry, honey!
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EMILE: You drive very fast!
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I know!
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Ever since Catherine runs on
sunflower oil, she really flies.
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Uh, speaking of flies...
Your coat. It's very itchy!
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It feels like straw.
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Straw? Are you kidding? What I paid for
this?
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Oh, Emile.
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This is genuine 100%...
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...rare!
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The flood of the century!
Commissioner's popularity sinks as...
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- As fast as the water rises!
- Uh, Raoul!
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Oh!
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Whoa!
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Oh.
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Oh, no.
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RAOUL: I hate birds!
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- EMILE: Thank you, Raoul!
- Don't mention it, big man!
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See you later!
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Hey! Watch where you're going!
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Here. A brand new second-hand belt.
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- Anything else?
- Uh, maybe.
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Mmm-hmm. She's a beauty, isn't she?
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Oh, yes!
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- What's that?
- What is that?
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That is the future!
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No, that! Is it straw?
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No. Okay. Now, back to the future.
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You see? No more blisters,
no more dirty clothes,
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no more aches and pains.
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All comfort, no effort! That's the future.
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- Okay. But what does it do?
- What does it do?
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It does...
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Well...
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- Bye-bye now! Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Uh, bye!
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My camera.
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Oh, look at that!
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This is beautiful.
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That's... That's my camera.
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Wait! He's running away.
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Thief! Thief!
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Okay? Well, okay. Oh, right, right, right.
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- My camera!
- MAN: Hey, stop, thief!
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Oh, no. It's not supposed to do that.
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Huh? That's fantastic!
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It worked great yesterday!
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Okay. Maybe if I just press...
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Oh. Hey!
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One. Two.
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And it's supposed to do that?
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Raoul! Thank you. Thank you so much!
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You saved my life!
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- Uh, I did?
- Yes. Look.
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And three. And I meant to do that!
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Now, we are all nice and warmed up,
let's deliver those babies.
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Uh, I don't know if I can.
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It's just that I don't want to be late.
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Don't worry. We're gonna get there in a
flash.
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Wow!
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RAOUL: You're gonna love the professor.
He's a real character.
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Way ahead of his time.
A real visionary. A little like myself.
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Too bad he never lets me see his work.
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Maybe he's shy?
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Yes, maybe. Professor!
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- Oh, apparently very shy!
- Hmm.
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Okay, what have we got?
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"Dear Raoul, I am in New York
for a conference.
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"Just leave the peat outside.
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"In my absence, Charles will take care of it.
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- Hmm.
- Who's Charles?
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RAOUL: Charles, come on.
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Oh!
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Oh! "Charles, Assistant Botanist. "
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Hello, Charles.
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Now, let's get those precious bags inside.
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We wouldn't want them to get wet.
Right, Charles?
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What? Okay.
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"Well, now that you're inside,
just leave the peat at the door.
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"Whatever you do, don't... "
"... touch anything. "
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"Thank you. Good day. "
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Okay. Okay, I get it.
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The professor seems to know you pretty
well!
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Yeah. Yeah.
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EMILE: WOW!
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Beautiful.
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Another job well done.
For peat's sake! Right?
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'Cause it's peat!
Get it? Do you get it?
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Pete's sake?
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You're a monkey.
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All right! Ready for a quick tour?
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But the monkey said
we weren't supposed to...
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The monkey said, come on! You could
film it!
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Imagine, Your own jungle movie!
I play the brave explorer.
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- What do you think?
- You think I could?
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You are... Yeah, of course!
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Let's get to it!
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Right. We'll call him...
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Let's call him Jeff,
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with my companion Charlie
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and we're going to save the damsel
from the dark regions of the jungle.
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Oh, my... Look at that monster!
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EMILE: What kind of tree is that?
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Well, that, Emile,
it's an Extremus Gigantis Circus uh...
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Asparagus.
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Actually, it's a sequoia.
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If you prefer the generic name.
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Oh, my... Look at that! it's the professor's
lab!
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Emile! Emile! Come and get a shot of me!
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Okay! What do we got? "Do not use. "
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All right. Let's see what it does.
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- Are you filming?
- Yes, but it says do not use...
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No.
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Oh!
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Huh? Right. Okay, next.
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How about this one? "Atomise-a-tune. "
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Atomise-a-tune. Good name!
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"Blah blah blah...
For a more melodious voice. "
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That's incredible!
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That's amazing!
Charles, you have a lovely singing voice.
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All right let's try this one.
"Super-Fertilizer. " Hmm.
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"Unstable. "
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Okay. Now all I need now is a little seed.
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From this jar, here.
A tiny drop, or two. And then we wait.
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And we continue to wait.
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And we wait.
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This one's a... This one's a dud.
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- Maybe you need to water it.
- Good idea, Emile.
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Very disappointing, Professor.
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Okay. Next!
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RAOUL: Let's see if the old geezer invented
anything that actually works?
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EMILE: Whoa!
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Wow!
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Did you get that?
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L did! All of it!
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God! A sunflower that big
must produce tons of oil.
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This could cut Catherine's fuel budget by
10.
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Emile, this must be my lucky day!
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Emile!
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Huh? What?
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00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:48,919
Raoul? Raoul?
257
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,869
Raoul! Raoul, are you okay?
258
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:57,189
Yeah. I think... I think the coat saved my
life.
259
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,762
Emile? Emile! I'm okay! I'm okay.
260
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,616
Oh. Good. Good.
261
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,543
Charles! Where is Charles?
262
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,322
Charles?
263
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:07,718
"Look up. "
264
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,242
Huh? Oh!
265
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,295
Hey, Charles!
266
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:15,821
Right, good, Charles is fine.
You're fine. I'm fine.
267
00:16:15,856 --> 00:16:17,368
The plants are fine. Everything's fine.
268
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:20,557
There. So, I think we'll be going now.
Good night.
269
00:16:20,592 --> 00:16:22,017
It's been a pleasure.
270
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,789
Raoul. Raoul?
271
00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:29,718
You didn't see something
strange in there, did you?
272
00:16:29,753 --> 00:16:31,707
You mean besides a singing monkey,
273
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:35,576
a 50 foot sunflower
and vials of potions that almost killed us?
274
00:16:35,611 --> 00:16:37,004
No. You see anything strange?
275
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,673
You mean you didn't see
a seven foot creature
276
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:43,542
with big red bug eyes, four arms,
and spikes all over his body?
277
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,982
Emile. I think somebody has been
watching too many movies.
278
00:16:48,092 --> 00:16:50,254
- You think?
- Yes, my friend.
279
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,440
MAN: With all this flooding,
what a dreadful winter...
280
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,967
- Whoops!
- CARLOTTA: Very harsh winter, yes.
281
00:17:57,002 --> 00:17:59,296
- But I don't complain.
- Naturally.
282
00:17:59,331 --> 00:17:59,795
- We're lucky.
- Yes, we are.
283
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:03,858
Uh, say, Madame Carlotta,
have you told Lucille about my songs yet?
284
00:18:03,893 --> 00:18:05,329
- Go on!
- Oh, okay.
285
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,567
- Water goes where water goes.
- Mmm-hmm?
286
00:18:08,602 --> 00:18:10,466
Who do they think I am? Moses?
287
00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,673
Am I supposed to make miracles?
288
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,588
Uh, no, but perhaps some boats,
289
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:18,266
more walkways, shelters for
the poor, blankets...
290
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:21,686
Forget blankets.
What's needed here is diversion.
291
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,762
Oh, yes, perfect. We can divert the water.
292
00:18:24,797 --> 00:18:27,339
- Not water, Pate. Their minds.
- Oh.
293
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:32,254
We need to get their minds out of the wet
and onto something big.
294
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,706
Something that will wash this headline
away
295
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:39,575
and replace it with something
that will grab their imagination.
296
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,512
Uh... Like What?
297
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:45,262
I don't know.
Something that will have some pizzazz.
298
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,124
Something that will pop!
299
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:48,515
ALBERT: Whoa!
300
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,809
Give me that!
301
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,138
- What?
- Go!
302
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,182
Not my fault!
303
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:54,516
- Now!
- Whatever!
304
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:58,886
Commissioner Maynott, Captain Pate,
I trust everything is to your liking?
305
00:18:58,921 --> 00:19:00,361
Oh, yes, my dear Carlotta, yes.
306
00:19:00,396 --> 00:19:01,231
Yes, of course it is, isn't it?
307
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:04,429
- One step from perfection.
- One step from... Oh!
308
00:19:04,464 --> 00:19:05,718
All that is needed now is
309
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,804
for your angel of a niece
310
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,606
to accept my invitation.
311
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:15,296
- With my compliments.
- Oh, Commissioner, what an honour!
312
00:19:15,331 --> 00:19:16,730
Oh, I'm sure she will be delighted.
313
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,166
Oh, speak of the devil.
314
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,260
Ah!
315
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,278
# She is resplendent
316
00:19:38,313 --> 00:19:40,089
# So confident
317
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,706
# La Seine, La, Seine, La Seine
318
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:47,032
# I realise I'm hypnotised
319
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,033
# La Seine, La Seine, La Seine
320
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:55,670
# I hear the moon singing a tune
321
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,632
# "La Seine, La Seine, La Seine"
322
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:04,413
# Is she divine?
Is it the wine?
323
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:08,175
# La Seine, La Seine, La Seine
324
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,802
# I don't know, don't know
325
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:14,841
# So don't ask me why
that's how we are
326
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,521
# La Seine and I
327
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,352
# I don't know, don't know
328
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:23,391
# So don't ask me why
that's how we are
329
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,364
# La Seine and I
330
00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:31,118
# I don't know, don't know
331
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:34,235
# So don't ask me why
that's how we are
332
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,041
# La Seine and I
333
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,255
# That's how we are
334
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,230
# La Seine and I#
335
00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,182
Not interested.
336
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,584
Everybody needs somebody. Even you!
337
00:21:01,619 --> 00:21:02,728
You look at the Commissioner.
338
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:05,222
He's successful, he's a national figure.
339
00:21:05,257 --> 00:21:07,681
- He's pompous.
- He has a medal of honour!
340
00:21:07,716 --> 00:21:09,820
- He's boring.
- People respect him.
341
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:12,815
He's got nice hair. Oh, I love his hair.
342
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,448
He smells good, doesn't he?
343
00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:17,509
- He's attractive...
- He's not my type!
344
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,144
Not your type? Okay, maybe not yet.
345
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:23,333
But you meet him,
you're nice, and he becomes your type.
346
00:21:23,368 --> 00:21:26,094
Perhaps you smile
that wonderful smile of yours.
347
00:21:26,129 --> 00:21:27,319
And who knows?
348
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,509
Come on, let me see it.
349
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,533
Ah, perfect!
350
00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:42,322
- What a singer!
- Mmm, and what a woman!
351
00:21:42,357 --> 00:21:44,110
What do you mean, "What a woman"?
352
00:21:44,145 --> 00:21:45,863
I'm wondering. Would you be jealous?
353
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,600
- Oh, dear!
- What?
354
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:56,885
There.
355
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,458
- What's wrong?
- Something touched me!
356
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:09,929
Oh! Don't worry, dear.
It won't attack a larger animal.
357
00:22:12,841 --> 00:22:14,267
What?
358
00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,589
Oh, God, no! No! Let me go!
359
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,924
Go! Run!
360
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,228
Rum
361
00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:31,352
Oh, horrible. Seven feet tall,
362
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,253
razor-sharp teeth.
363
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:36,080
Horrible.
364
00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:38,708
- Yeah, of course. Sign here.
- Oh.
365
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,590
How's it going with that sketch?
366
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:46,731
- Huh? Wait. Uh...
- He's getting good, huh?
367
00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:54,321
Let's see here.
368
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,025
What could rhyme with "great destiny"?
369
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:01,256
Ah, yes, I know! "Me!"
370
00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:03,156
Come in!
371
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:05,135
Pate.
372
00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:08,103
What in the world are you wearing?
373
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:11,870
It's all part of the new fitness campaign
for elite officers.
374
00:23:11,905 --> 00:23:14,759
I have agreed to lead
the Rapid Response Bicycle Unit.
375
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,351
Brilliant. Anything new?
376
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,601
Well, it's just a theory but...
377
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:24,583
Here is where the store window was
smashed.
378
00:23:24,618 --> 00:23:25,288
Yes.
379
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,873
- Here is where the children were traumatized.
- Okay.
380
00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:32,379
Here is where the horse was spooked
and stampeded through the lingerie shop.
381
00:23:32,414 --> 00:23:34,896
- See what I'm getting at?
- Uh... Actually no.
382
00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:37,729
There is a pattern, a logical progression,
383
00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:39,234
leading all the way to here.
384
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:41,428
MAYNOTT: And?
385
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:45,468
Well, I would like permission to do
a more thorough investigation,
386
00:23:45,503 --> 00:23:48,148
- Sir.
- Yes, of course, investigate away.
387
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:52,213
Let the public see that we are men of
action.
388
00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:55,442
- Thank you, sir. Thank you.
- Yeah. Hmm.
389
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,324
But don't be too quick
at solving the case, Pate.
390
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:01,172
But, sir, I should think the quicker the
better.
391
00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:01,823
We are on the verge of a catastrophe.
392
00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:04,725
Where you see catastrophe, I see
opportunity.
393
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,771
You see, my dear Captain,
394
00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:11,885
when people are frightened
they need protection.
395
00:24:12,244 --> 00:24:14,872
They need someone that they can turn to,
396
00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:16,892
someone to believe in,
397
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,458
a saviour,
398
00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:20,085
a hero.
399
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,326
In other words, they need
400
00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:24,738
me!
401
00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:33,026
CARLOTTA: And say hello for me.
LUCILLE: Sure.
402
00:24:33,061 --> 00:24:35,373
CARLOTTA: No, don't.
You don't have to. No, no.
403
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:36,273
I mean, well, if he mentions me.
404
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,331
- LUCILLE: Okay!
- Oh, let me see...
405
00:24:37,366 --> 00:24:39,354
Darling, wait. Stop. Let me take a look.
406
00:24:39,389 --> 00:24:40,370
- Oh, perfect.
- Mmm-hmm?
407
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:52,220
What's that?
408
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:57,415
"A strange creature has been
seen in the streets of Paris. "
409
00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:02,370
"The beast is seven feet high,
is extremely hairy,
410
00:25:02,405 --> 00:25:04,046
"and has two big and red eyes.
411
00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:07,796
"Under those circumstances,
we recommend all citizens
412
00:25:07,831 --> 00:25:09,544
"not to go out alone at night. "
413
00:25:09,579 --> 00:25:10,385
Ch, great!
414
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,506
"Be cautious and do not panic. "
415
00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:21,439
Raoul! You scared me!
What are you doing here?
416
00:25:21,474 --> 00:25:22,946
You scared me! And I'm working here!
417
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:26,042
- Well, I hope nothing's broken.
- No, I'm fine.
418
00:25:26,077 --> 00:25:28,040
I'm talking about the champagne, you
idiot!
419
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,800
Look at me! I'm a mess!
420
00:25:29,835 --> 00:25:31,508
Here comes the drama queen.
421
00:25:31,543 --> 00:25:33,181
Come on. It's nothing. Here.
422
00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:36,211
Give me that! You're making it worse.
423
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,753
Oh, great. Now, I have to change again!
424
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:42,258
Uh, not a bad idea.
Brown is definitely not your colour.
425
00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:45,411
I see. You're a fashion expert now.
426
00:25:45,446 --> 00:25:46,970
Very credible with that straw coat on.
427
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:49,639
- It's not straw.
- I see nothing has changed.
428
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:53,008
Still the same birdbrain you were
in the first grade.
429
00:25:53,043 --> 00:25:54,027
And you're still so, so...
430
00:25:54,062 --> 00:25:54,888
$0 you!
431
00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:58,032
- What a repartee!
- What a repartee!
432
00:25:58,067 --> 00:26:00,640
Oh, I'm so smart. I use words like repartee.
433
00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:02,944
Look at me. Look at how amazing I am!
434
00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:05,572
Ooh, I'm so dumb.
Oh. I fell on my butt again!
435
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:09,441
I'm a star. I'm a princess.
But I sing like a frog!
436
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,620
- Oh. I get it.
- You get what?
437
00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:14,818
- You're jealous.
- Oh, yeah, I'm jealous.
438
00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:17,344
- You're jealous of my success.
- It makes you feel small.
439
00:26:17,379 --> 00:26:19,334
- Listen, honey...
- Don't you honey me.
440
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,290
Listen honey. I'm doing just fine, okay?
441
00:26:21,325 --> 00:26:23,428
Women like me, men want to be me,
442
00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:27,255
uh, men want to be with the women
who like me.
443
00:26:28,171 --> 00:26:30,401
And the women, uh, want to be...
444
00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:33,271
The men who want to be with me...
445
00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:36,919
I'm popular and creative.
446
00:26:36,954 --> 00:26:37,571
Creative?
447
00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,872
You mean that piece of junk?
448
00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:43,151
Don't you... Don't you dare
bring Catherine into this!
449
00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:47,248
If you want to see popular and creative,
come see my show one night.
450
00:26:47,283 --> 00:26:49,314
Oh, wait! You can't. We don't accept losers.
451
00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:53,425
Oh, good one. Oh, pardon me,
your Royal Pain in the Buttness.
452
00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:56,302
I didn't realise you had to win
the Medal of Honour
453
00:26:56,337 --> 00:26:56,498
to gain entrance to the Cheese Hall!
454
00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:59,334
In your case, the only way you
will be admitted
455
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:02,805
is if you show up with that medal
pinned to your chest.
456
00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:06,099
It would look great on your lovely straw
coat!
457
00:27:06,134 --> 00:27:07,852
It's not... It's not... It's not straw!
458
00:27:10,213 --> 00:27:11,763
Ah, and one more thing.
459
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,014
If you come with that medal,
460
00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:17,418
the best table will be waiting along with
all the champagne you can drink.
461
00:27:17,453 --> 00:27:18,129
On the house.
462
00:27:25,937 --> 00:27:28,702
ALBERT: I'm in the bathroom!
LUCILLE: Now!
463
00:27:28,737 --> 00:27:30,477
ALBERT: Okay, okay!
464
00:27:30,512 --> 00:27:30,859
Pest!
465
00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:36,134
There is a monster in Paris!
466
00:27:36,169 --> 00:27:36,596
People are scared!
467
00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:39,182
Give me one! Here.
468
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,201
Thanks.
469
00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:48,426
Huh?
470
00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:03,255
How is it going up there?
471
00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:04,142
I'm close.
472
00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:09,079
POLICEMAN: Would you just check
over there...
473
00:28:09,114 --> 00:28:09,921
Let's see... Okay.
474
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:11,573
There... Oh.
475
00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:14,976
POLICEMAN 3: Let's search thoroughly.
Look everywhere.
476
00:28:15,355 --> 00:28:16,272
oh;
477
00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:20,640
Wait a minute. What is this?
478
00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:43,216
Oh, my God!
479
00:28:44,808 --> 00:28:46,640
Oh, this is a nightmare!
480
00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:52,107
Emile! It's a nightmare! I've lost all my
clients.
481
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:57,185
- What's that?
- It's the monster!
482
00:28:57,220 --> 00:28:59,079
The monster that we created!
483
00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:01,776
Yes, our own monster. He's got your eyes.
484
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,241
And, Uh, my hairy legs!
485
00:29:03,276 --> 00:29:04,699
What are we going to do?
486
00:29:04,702 --> 00:29:08,172
Everything's fine. Nothing happened.
It's not our fault.
487
00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:10,688
Besides, nobody knows
we were there!
488
00:29:10,723 --> 00:29:12,836
Could have been anybody!
Could have been anybody.
489
00:29:12,871 --> 00:29:14,219
Sorry to interrupt the show, gentlemen,
490
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:18,020
but I think you are about to
be the stars of the next feature.
491
00:29:18,055 --> 00:29:19,260
It's called The Interrogation!
492
00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:31,540
The faceless and nameless masses
493
00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:35,541
living their lives like cockroaches,
494
00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:39,314
and those with a great destiny,
495
00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:42,092
those like you and me.
496
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:47,068
You're very kind, Commissioner,
but I'm just a singer.
497
00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:48,997
Oh, don't be modest.
498
00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:52,356
You see, I'm due to inaugurate
the new railway.
499
00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:55,009
Everybody will talk about it
500
00:29:55,044 --> 00:29:58,207
and I would be honoured
to have you open the event
501
00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:00,167
and stand by my side.
502
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:04,278
Because you're not just a singer,
you're a star.
503
00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:07,152
Shining brighter than all others,
504
00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:10,409
lighting the way to a brilliant future.
505
00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:13,935
For you, for me, for us.
506
00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:18,216
Uh, that's very nice of you,
507
00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:23,069
but don't you think it's
a little early to refer to us as "us"?
508
00:30:23,573 --> 00:30:25,507
Excuse me?
509
00:30:26,451 --> 00:30:27,577
Yes, Pate?
510
00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:31,494
I don't mean to interrupt,
but I have extremely important news.
511
00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:33,197
- What?
- The monster...
512
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,229
I have three suspects.
513
00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:43,141
Now, if you'll look very closely
514
00:30:43,176 --> 00:30:45,804
right here, just before the explosion...
515
00:30:45,839 --> 00:30:46,603
See that little black dot?
516
00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:48,646
It's a flea from the monkey's fur.
517
00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:51,707
I believe that the combination
of these potions
518
00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:54,100
turned it into
519
00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:01,793
- the monster!
- Bravo, Pate!
520
00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:04,197
Bravo! A giant flea!
521
00:31:05,615 --> 00:31:08,380
This is exactly what I've been looking for!
522
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:12,971
Excuse me, sir. I'm just starting out in life.
523
00:31:13,006 --> 00:31:13,755
I don't want to go to jail.
524
00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:16,919
Prison's a low-growth market
for home deliveries.
525
00:31:16,954 --> 00:31:18,826
Arrest the monkey! It was his flea!
526
00:31:19,337 --> 00:31:21,897
Prison? Who said anything about prison?
527
00:31:21,932 --> 00:31:23,833
This is a story about heroes.
528
00:31:23,868 --> 00:31:25,734
Heroes don't go to prison.
529
00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:28,770
- But, sir, they're guilty!
- Guilty of what?
530
00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:33,276
Of giving me the chance to show the
public where they can place their trust?
531
00:31:33,311 --> 00:31:35,809
No, no, they do not deserve to go to
prison.
532
00:31:36,479 --> 00:31:39,483
They deserve to be celebrated,
to be honoured.
533
00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,431
They deserve...
534
00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:46,353
- Huh?
- Here, pick one.
535
00:31:46,388 --> 00:31:47,483
Uh, well...
536
00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:51,518
Would you have a medal of
honour in there, by any chance?
537
00:31:51,553 --> 00:31:51,553
Hmm?
538
00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:54,512
# When I can't take no more
I take a great big snore
539
00:31:54,547 --> 00:31:57,406
# I fall asleep at Easter
and wake up at Easter
540
00:31:57,441 --> 00:31:58,915
# One year fate!- #
541
00:32:04,132 --> 00:32:05,793
- So?
- Uh... Right.
542
00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:08,201
Thank you, Albert!
543
00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:10,895
I, uh... Look, I'll be honest with you...
544
00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:12,939
What? You don't like that one?
This one perhaps.
545
00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:16,604
# To the bosses, I say no
To work I say bye-bye... #
546
00:32:16,639 --> 00:32:17,913
Albert... Albert. Albert!
547
00:32:17,948 --> 00:32:19,188
The song isn't the problem.
548
00:32:19,522 --> 00:32:22,150
What is the problem then? I have talent.
549
00:32:22,185 --> 00:32:23,199
All my friends say so.
550
00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:26,761
All I need is someone to
give me a big break. That's all.
551
00:32:26,796 --> 00:32:27,412
That or some new friends.
552
00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:30,883
It's just me, but I have to go, sweetie.
I have to run.
553
00:32:30,918 --> 00:32:32,236
You'll tell me about it, right?
554
00:32:32,271 --> 00:32:32,792
Tell you what?
555
00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:36,058
You know! How it went with
the Commissioner! Right?
556
00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:38,249
- Oh, right.
- Okay, good.
557
00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,096
I can't wait!
558
00:32:40,877 --> 00:32:43,642
- Look, Albert. Thank you.
- Don't bother.
559
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:47,009
I know. I'm too original for a place like this.
560
00:32:47,044 --> 00:32:47,724
Too avant-garde.
561
00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:50,080
You took the words right out of my mouth.
562
00:32:50,115 --> 00:32:52,054
- That's what I am.
- That's what you are.
563
00:32:52,089 --> 00:32:53,993
- Too avant-garde...
- Of course you are!
564
00:32:54,028 --> 00:32:54,819
- I'm so out of here!
- Bye now!
565
00:33:01,105 --> 00:33:03,114
She's jealous! That's what she is.
566
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:06,414
She's stuck in her little bourgeois
dance hall tunes
567
00:33:06,449 --> 00:33:07,586
while I'm blazing a trail.
568
00:33:07,945 --> 00:33:09,276
It scares her.
569
00:33:09,572 --> 00:33:11,336
True talent scares her.
570
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:15,192
Who's there?
571
00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:27,064
Open the door. Open up! It's me Albert!
572
00:33:27,590 --> 00:33:28,921
Open the door!
573
00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:39,902
Ouch! Oh, my ankle! I broke my ankle!
574
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:49,537
Listen, Albert...
575
00:33:49,946 --> 00:33:51,880
Oh, my God!
576
00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:54,462
Are you okay?
577
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:00,070
Did I hurt you?
578
00:34:00,707 --> 00:34:02,232
I am really sorry.
579
00:34:03,251 --> 00:34:04,514
Let me see...
580
00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:29,899
No! Let me go!
581
00:34:30,653 --> 00:34:31,779
Let me go!
582
00:34:46,169 --> 00:34:48,331
It's a nightmare. I'll wake up.
583
00:34:48,546 --> 00:34:50,548
I'll wake up! I'll wake up!
584
00:35:15,323 --> 00:35:17,155
# I hide my light
585
00:35:18,534 --> 00:35:20,764
# Inside a cloak of night
586
00:35:22,997 --> 00:35:25,728
# Beneath a red scarf and a chapeau
587
00:35:29,337 --> 00:35:31,465
# The pearl of my heart
588
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,968
# Locked within a shell
589
00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,738
# I'm too afraid to let it go
590
00:35:41,516 --> 00:35:43,280
# To let it show
591
00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:45,759
# And all the headlines read
592
00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:48,534
# For all the world to see
593
00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:52,068
# A Monster in Paris
594
00:35:56,447 --> 00:35:58,108
# I fall apart
595
00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:01,612
# I fall apart
596
00:36:03,621 --> 00:36:06,090
# Apparently! did appear... #
597
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:09,836
# Beneath a light, yes, it was me
598
00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:13,339
# A monster in Paris
599
00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:21,192
# I hide my pain
600
00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:23,971
# Inside a melody
601
00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:28,745
# As if the notes I sing... #
602
00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:30,804
# Will set me free
603
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:34,959
# I keep all my dreams
604
00:36:36,279 --> 00:36:38,281
# Under lock and key
605
00:36:40,575 --> 00:36:43,237
# I'm so afraid that they will fly
606
00:36:45,079 --> 00:36:46,740
# Away from me
607
00:36:46,998 --> 00:36:49,228
# A monster in Paris... #
608
00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:55,715
# A monster in Paris
609
00:37:00,845 --> 00:37:02,904
# A monster in Paris #
610
00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:24,467
Do you... Do you have a name?
611
00:37:33,169 --> 00:37:34,796
How about Francoeur?
612
00:37:37,673 --> 00:37:39,505
It means "honest heart. "
613
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:44,388
Follow me.
614
00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:06,293
Mmm-hmm. Ah. Hmm.
615
00:38:08,537 --> 00:38:09,698
Wait. Wait.
616
00:38:10,915 --> 00:38:11,859
There.
617
00:38:12,249 --> 00:38:14,809
Be patient, I'm nearly done. Wait here.
618
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:17,979
LUCILLE: All right.
619
00:38:18,014 --> 00:38:19,018
This... Okay.
620
00:38:19,882 --> 00:38:20,906
Mmm-hmm.
621
00:38:21,509 --> 00:38:23,068
No, no... Not this.
622
00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:26,613
Oh... Oh, that could work!
623
00:38:30,518 --> 00:38:31,883
Or not. Or not.
624
00:38:33,521 --> 00:38:34,363
Hmm.
625
00:38:34,897 --> 00:38:36,524
What about this one?
626
00:38:36,899 --> 00:38:38,458
Hmm. Too eccentric.
627
00:38:40,778 --> 00:38:41,779
I know!
628
00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,336
Don't move. Don't move.
629
00:38:46,409 --> 00:38:47,638
Almost done.
630
00:38:48,411 --> 00:38:50,140
There you go... Sharp!
631
00:38:51,872 --> 00:38:53,533
Your arms, Francoeur.
632
00:38:56,585 --> 00:38:57,529
There.
633
00:38:58,379 --> 00:39:01,508
Perfect! The police will never
recognise you now.
634
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:04,150
Now, if you'll excuse me, it's my turn.
635
00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:22,164
Are you okay?
636
00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:39,427
LUCILLE: That's called a guitar.
637
00:39:39,462 --> 00:39:42,397
It's very hard to play.
638
00:39:45,051 --> 00:39:47,418
CARLOTTA: It's just me!
639
00:39:48,304 --> 00:39:51,467
Oh! There's a surprise
for you out front, sweetie.
640
00:39:51,502 --> 00:39:52,600
I'll be right there.
641
00:39:53,017 --> 00:39:55,748
Whatever you do, don't make a sound,
okay?
642
00:39:55,811 --> 00:39:57,370
I'll be right back.
643
00:40:01,025 --> 00:40:03,960
- Good evening, Miss Lucille.
- Good evening.
644
00:40:04,987 --> 00:40:07,649
Well. Well. Twinkle, twinkle little star.
645
00:40:08,866 --> 00:40:10,249
What are you doing here?
646
00:40:10,284 --> 00:40:13,288
My dear, we came to see your
so called "show. "
647
00:40:13,412 --> 00:40:15,838
Say, Emile, what's that on your lapel?
648
00:40:15,873 --> 00:40:18,740
I do believe it's the Medal of Honour,
Raoul.
649
00:40:18,775 --> 00:40:20,564
Well, Emile. What a coincidence!
650
00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:22,386
I happen to have one, too!
651
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:24,583
What? Where did you steal this?
652
00:40:25,174 --> 00:40:27,058
Oh, no. We didn't steal them.
653
00:40:27,093 --> 00:40:30,097
- They're from Commissioner Maynott.
- Really!
654
00:40:30,132 --> 00:40:30,895
Hold on! Wait, what is that?
655
00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:32,813
Do you hear something? I hear a voice.
656
00:40:32,848 --> 00:40:36,978
"If you get the Medal of Honour,
you get the best seat in the house. "
657
00:40:37,013 --> 00:40:37,717
Sound familiar?
658
00:40:37,812 --> 00:40:38,903
- Albert...
- What?
659
00:40:38,938 --> 00:40:42,169
Show these gentlemen
to the best seat in the house.
660
00:40:42,204 --> 00:40:43,109
Why me?
661
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,768
Enjoy the show. If you even know
what you're watching.
662
00:40:49,073 --> 00:40:49,915
Bye.
663
00:40:51,075 --> 00:40:53,703
- You two know each other?
- Oh... Yes!
664
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,020
I mean, uh... Yes.
665
00:40:57,790 --> 00:41:00,157
He's such a...
666
00:41:01,043 --> 00:41:02,551
Francoeur! What are you?
667
00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:05,419
- Darling! He's brilliant!
- I can explain.
668
00:41:05,631 --> 00:41:07,598
Genius needs no explanation, my dear.
669
00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:11,069
I've never been so transported.
Where did you find him?
670
00:41:11,104 --> 00:41:12,520
He, uh... Just dropped in.
671
00:41:12,555 --> 00:41:15,820
Well he's a perfect fit for your
sweet, sweet voice.
672
00:41:15,855 --> 00:41:18,136
I'll go inform the rest of the musicians.
673
00:41:18,171 --> 00:41:18,943
I really don't think...
674
00:41:18,978 --> 00:41:21,811
History will be made tonight. I can feel it.
675
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,961
What part of "Don't make a sound,"
did you not understand?
676
00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:34,490
Thank you, my good man! Thank you.
677
00:41:34,577 --> 00:41:35,876
Don't mention it.
678
00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:38,346
Come on, buddy relax! Lose the coat!
679
00:41:39,582 --> 00:41:40,845
okay-
680
00:41:44,587 --> 00:41:45,816
What's this?
681
00:41:46,172 --> 00:41:48,800
- Dear Maud...
- Don't... Give me that!
682
00:41:48,835 --> 00:41:50,654
Oh, you took my advice, you dog.
683
00:41:50,926 --> 00:41:52,226
I didn't know you had it in you.
684
00:41:52,261 --> 00:41:54,815
- Give that back!
- No, no, no, no, no...
685
00:41:54,850 --> 00:41:57,369
- I'd really like...
- Stop reading that.
686
00:41:57,404 --> 00:41:58,783
- A date?
- No.
687
00:41:58,818 --> 00:41:59,727
Oh! Where?
688
00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:02,495
I don't know. Please give me that back.
689
00:42:03,105 --> 00:42:06,575
Or I'll tell everyone
that you are in love with Lucille.
690
00:42:08,819 --> 00:42:10,947
Are you crazy? Me? That woman?
691
00:42:12,823 --> 00:42:14,848
How can you even think that?
692
00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:16,593
It's so obvious.
693
00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:18,227
You're so obvious.
694
00:42:23,292 --> 00:42:25,676
CARLOTTA: And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
695
00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:29,045
- it is with the greatest pleasure
- Francoeur, hurry!
696
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,066
that I give to you, the one, the only.
697
00:42:31,101 --> 00:42:32,400
- Francoeur, move!
- The incomparable.
698
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,990
Lucille!
699
00:42:38,265 --> 00:42:39,426
Huh? Uh-Oh.
700
00:42:40,601 --> 00:42:41,864
Good evening!
701
00:42:42,311 --> 00:42:44,177
Welcome to The Rare Bird.
702
00:42:45,064 --> 00:42:47,897
It's... It's so good to see you out tonight.
703
00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:51,832
We're delighted to introduce
a brilliant new talent.
704
00:42:52,696 --> 00:42:55,563
The master of the guitar, all the way from...
705
00:42:55,574 --> 00:42:57,042
Somewhere else...
706
00:42:57,534 --> 00:42:59,298
The supreme virtuoso...
707
00:42:59,495 --> 00:43:01,429
Monsieur Francoeur!
708
00:43:03,457 --> 00:43:06,119
Go on, sit with the band, you'll be fine.
709
00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:34,863
# She is resplendent
710
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:36,900
# So confident
711
00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:39,501
# La Seine, La Seine, La Seine
712
00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:43,187
# I realise
713
00:43:43,706 --> 00:43:45,339
# I am hypnotised
714
00:43:45,374 --> 00:43:47,843
# La Seine, La Seine, La Seine
715
00:43:50,129 --> 00:43:52,188
# I hear the moon... #
716
00:43:53,048 --> 00:43:54,556
# Singing a tune
717
00:43:54,591 --> 00:43:57,060
# La Seine, La Seine, La Seine
718
00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:00,234
# Is she divine?
719
00:44:00,723 --> 00:44:02,555
# Is it the wine?
720
00:44:02,558 --> 00:44:05,027
# La Seine, La Seine, La Seine
721
00:44:06,395 --> 00:44:08,450
# I don't know, don't know
722
00:44:08,485 --> 00:44:10,325
# So don't ask me why
723
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,166
# That's how we are
724
00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:14,415
# La Seine and I
725
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,896
# I don't know, don't know
726
00:44:16,931 --> 00:44:18,844
# So don't ask me why
727
00:44:18,879 --> 00:44:20,758
# That's how we are
728
00:44:21,243 --> 00:44:23,007
# La Seine and I
729
00:44:25,956 --> 00:44:28,186
FRANCOEUR: # I fee! alive
730
00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:30,207
# When I'm beside
731
00:44:30,252 --> 00:44:33,017
BOTH: # La Seine, La Seine, La Seine
732
00:44:34,757 --> 00:44:37,124
FRANCOEUR: # From this angle
733
00:44:37,159 --> 00:44:38,613
# Like an angel
734
00:44:38,635 --> 00:44:41,400
BOTH: # La Seine, La Seine, La Seine
735
00:44:42,431 --> 00:44:44,403
# I don't know, don't know
736
00:44:44,438 --> 00:44:46,375
# So don't ask me why
737
00:44:46,477 --> 00:44:48,411
# That's how we are
738
00:44:48,812 --> 00:44:50,576
# La Seine and I
739
00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:52,994
# I don't know, don't know
740
00:44:53,029 --> 00:44:55,036
# So don't ask me why
741
00:44:55,071 --> 00:44:57,044
# That's how we are
742
00:44:57,363 --> 00:44:59,127
# La Seine and I
743
00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:04,168
LUCILLE: # Upon the bridge
744
00:45:04,203 --> 00:45:06,672
FRANCOEUR: # My heart does bid
745
00:45:06,707 --> 00:45:08,505
# Between the waves
746
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:10,975
FRANCOEUR: # We Will be saved
747
00:45:11,010 --> 00:45:12,801
# The air we breathe
748
00:45:12,836 --> 00:45:14,980
FRANCOEUR: # Can you believe?
749
00:45:15,015 --> 00:45:17,125
BOTH: # Learn to forgive
750
00:45:17,299 --> 00:45:19,131
# Upon the bridge
751
00:45:24,473 --> 00:45:26,407
# That's how we are
752
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,364
# La Seine and I
753
00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:34,915
# That's how we are
754
00:45:35,609 --> 00:45:37,373
# La Seine and I
755
00:45:41,782 --> 00:45:43,716
# That's how we are
756
00:45:44,201 --> 00:45:45,965
# La Seine and I
757
00:45:50,290 --> 00:45:52,224
# That's how we are
758
00:45:52,459 --> 00:45:54,325
# La Seine and I#
759
00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:07,141
Losers!
760
00:46:10,352 --> 00:46:12,218
- Come on!
- Yeah, okay.
761
00:46:16,108 --> 00:46:17,491
You were amazing!
762
00:46:17,526 --> 00:46:19,585
Success like that deserves...
763
00:46:20,195 --> 00:46:21,560
The feathers...
764
00:46:24,324 --> 00:46:26,053
I'm sorry, feathers...
765
00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:29,057
I tell you what I don't deserve.
766
00:46:29,092 --> 00:46:29,838
You!
767
00:46:30,372 --> 00:46:33,637
RAOUL: Look, Lucille.
I just really wanted to say...
768
00:46:33,672 --> 00:46:35,385
I felt that the high notes were high,
769
00:46:35,669 --> 00:46:38,001
and the low notes were, uh... Low.
770
00:46:38,213 --> 00:46:42,047
And you know, the whole thing was...
Was... You know, it was...
771
00:46:42,342 --> 00:46:44,970
- Magic.
- Yeah, exactly. It was magic!
772
00:46:45,005 --> 00:46:45,894
And you... You...
773
00:46:45,929 --> 00:46:47,863
You were, uh...
774
00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:49,975
Huge!
775
00:46:50,309 --> 00:46:53,643
It was really very good,
Mademoiselle Lucille!
776
00:46:53,678 --> 00:46:54,021
- Thank you.
- Sir!
777
00:47:00,569 --> 00:47:01,445
Ouch!
778
00:47:01,737 --> 00:47:03,671
- Hey!
- Hey, that hurts!
779
00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:06,572
What do you mean, "Shh"?
780
00:47:08,243 --> 00:47:10,268
It's the monster.
781
00:47:10,303 --> 00:47:11,345
He's not a monster!
782
00:47:15,542 --> 00:47:18,876
What about the eyewitnesses?
And all the destruction?
783
00:47:18,911 --> 00:47:20,387
When people panic
they say all sorts of things.
784
00:47:20,422 --> 00:47:23,858
He may be a giant flea
but he wouldn't hurt a tiny fly.
785
00:47:23,893 --> 00:47:24,904
Look at him.
786
00:47:25,802 --> 00:47:27,133
And his voice.
787
00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:29,788
Have you ever heard anything so sweet?
788
00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:35,794
Oh! We have, once.
789
00:47:35,979 --> 00:47:37,532
Yeah. And by a monkey.
790
00:47:37,567 --> 00:47:38,822
Oh, Honeybee?
791
00:47:38,857 --> 00:47:42,293
CARLOTTA: Are you ready?
You're back on in two minutes.
792
00:47:42,328 --> 00:47:42,618
I'll be right there.
793
00:47:42,653 --> 00:47:45,315
Wonderful, sweetheart. Don't be too long.
794
00:47:48,283 --> 00:47:51,913
Well, I guess he does look
pretty laid back, for a monster.
795
00:47:51,948 --> 00:47:52,846
Yeah. He does, Emile.
796
00:47:52,881 --> 00:47:53,420
Okay, here's what we do.
797
00:47:53,455 --> 00:47:57,619
We introduce him to the Commissioner
tomorrow at the press conference,
798
00:47:57,654 --> 00:47:58,935
we clear the entire thing up.
What do you think?
799
00:47:58,970 --> 00:47:59,883
What press conference?
800
00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:00,796
I will pulverise it!
801
00:48:01,797 --> 00:48:03,231
I will crush it!
802
00:48:03,298 --> 00:48:05,960
Send it back to hell from whence it came!
803
00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:09,993
REPORTER: Uh, Commissioner?
804
00:48:10,028 --> 00:48:11,683
How do you propose to kill it?
805
00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:13,574
Why, with water.
806
00:48:14,142 --> 00:48:16,304
See fleas cannot live in water.
807
00:48:17,229 --> 00:48:20,961
At the moment, as fate would have it,
Paris is full of water.
808
00:48:22,067 --> 00:48:26,197
Which is why I have not moved
more aggressively to drain the streets.
809
00:48:26,232 --> 00:48:28,088
Water is my weapon of choice.
810
00:48:29,283 --> 00:48:32,514
When I find the beast,
I will take it and drown it.
811
00:48:32,549 --> 00:48:33,090
AUDIENCE: Oh!
812
00:48:33,579 --> 00:48:35,431
REPORTER: Uh, Commissioner.
813
00:48:35,466 --> 00:48:37,284
Commissioner. Very commendable.
814
00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:40,431
But how are you going to drown the
monster,
815
00:48:40,466 --> 00:48:41,093
when you can't even find it?
816
00:48:41,128 --> 00:48:43,654
Oh, I Will find it all right.
817
00:48:44,214 --> 00:48:45,514
As a matter of fact,
818
00:48:45,549 --> 00:48:48,883
I am using this press conference
to announce a reward
819
00:48:48,918 --> 00:48:51,264
for the first person
to offer up any information
820
00:48:51,299 --> 00:48:53,610
that leads to the discovery
and death of this menace
821
00:48:53,645 --> 00:48:55,517
to our peace and happiness.
822
00:48:56,518 --> 00:48:57,644
Uh, sir...
823
00:48:57,686 --> 00:48:58,819
MAYNOTT: Yes?
824
00:48:58,854 --> 00:49:00,515
I have information...
825
00:49:00,606 --> 00:49:02,267
Excellent, excellent.
826
00:49:02,274 --> 00:49:04,902
- Please, come up.
- Come on, let's go.
827
00:49:04,937 --> 00:49:06,326
RAOUL: That little rat!
828
00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:09,311
He is the one who's gonna get drowned
when I get my hands on him.
829
00:49:09,346 --> 00:49:12,262
- We'll never get there before the police!
- Are you kidding?
830
00:49:12,297 --> 00:49:14,169
There is no one alive who can beat Raoul
when he drives!
831
00:49:15,495 --> 00:49:17,156
- Oh, Emile!
- Maud!
832
00:49:17,539 --> 00:49:19,423
I heard about how brave you were!
833
00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:22,587
- You did?
- Yeah, with a medal to prove it, huh?
834
00:49:22,836 --> 00:49:25,362
- It was nothing.
- I don't think so.
835
00:49:25,397 --> 00:49:25,771
- Emile!
- Coming.
836
00:49:26,048 --> 00:49:28,107
I have to go. But... For you.
837
00:49:28,142 --> 00:49:29,855
- Emile!
- Duty calls.
838
00:49:34,056 --> 00:49:36,423
"Dear Maud, I'd really like a date.
839
00:49:37,559 --> 00:49:39,118
"Saturday 3:00 p. m.
840
00:49:40,354 --> 00:49:42,482
"Yours affectionately, Emile. "
841
00:49:44,608 --> 00:49:48,169
Saturday at 3:00 p. m. okay, but where?
842
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:49,845
Come on, let's go.
843
00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:51,478
To the cabaret!
844
00:49:59,206 --> 00:50:02,232
Ah! A monkey.
This is not Noah's Ark, you know.
845
00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:05,580
Look, sweetheart,
I didn't come to argue with you.
846
00:50:05,615 --> 00:50:06,183
- I came to save you.
- Save me?
847
00:50:06,218 --> 00:50:07,089
Let's go. Maynott...
848
00:50:07,798 --> 00:50:10,165
- The police...
- The police what?
849
00:50:11,968 --> 00:50:14,801
Hurry up! In here. Go!
850
00:50:23,271 --> 00:50:25,264
Commissioner. What a surprise!
851
00:50:25,299 --> 00:50:27,257
For both of us. Where is he?
852
00:50:27,526 --> 00:50:29,255
- Who?
- The monster!
853
00:50:30,612 --> 00:50:32,740
Not as much as you've hurt me.
854
00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:37,176
Your words carry no weight
with me any longer, my dear.
855
00:50:37,202 --> 00:50:39,461
Now let's stop this little charade
856
00:50:39,496 --> 00:50:42,966
and at least have one moment
of true honesty between us.
857
00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:45,355
- Where is it?
- Where is what?
858
00:50:45,390 --> 00:50:47,057
Uh, sir? It's in there.
859
00:50:47,796 --> 00:50:48,570
Oh!
860
00:50:50,006 --> 00:50:53,067
First you accuse me
without a shred of evidence.
861
00:50:53,102 --> 00:50:55,353
Then you violate my private property.
862
00:50:55,804 --> 00:51:00,173
If you dare to enter my dressing room,
you'll have to find another singer.
863
00:51:00,208 --> 00:51:01,067
Consider it done.
864
00:51:04,688 --> 00:51:07,123
MAYNOTT: Damn.
865
00:51:11,820 --> 00:51:13,049
Not in here.
866
00:51:17,284 --> 00:51:19,810
We've searched all over, sir. Nothing!
867
00:51:19,845 --> 00:51:20,662
Really?
868
00:51:20,829 --> 00:51:21,990
I told you!
869
00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:26,127
I'm... I'm confused. I do not know what to
say.
870
00:51:26,162 --> 00:51:27,268
I do. Thank you.
871
00:51:27,586 --> 00:51:28,712
Thank you?
872
00:51:28,754 --> 00:51:30,971
For putting the public's safety
before your own.
873
00:51:31,006 --> 00:51:35,239
Leading the charge to rid
the streets of Paris of this terrible danger,
874
00:51:35,274 --> 00:51:36,792
wherever it may take you.
875
00:51:39,181 --> 00:51:40,605
It was right here!
876
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,768
- I heard it...
- Arrest him!
877
00:51:42,803 --> 00:51:44,025
What have I done?
878
00:51:44,060 --> 00:51:45,610
MAYNOTT: What have you done?
879
00:51:45,645 --> 00:51:48,410
Lying to the police, bearing false witness.
880
00:51:49,232 --> 00:51:50,700
Malicious intent.
881
00:51:51,026 --> 00:51:52,858
Do you want me to go on?
882
00:51:53,028 --> 00:51:54,359
Take him away!
883
00:51:54,738 --> 00:51:56,900
But wait! I didn't do anything!
884
00:51:56,935 --> 00:51:57,866
My dear...
885
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,565
I am mortified.
886
00:52:01,036 --> 00:52:03,587
You thought you were doing the right
thing.
887
00:52:03,622 --> 00:52:07,627
I would not blame you
if you did not sing at the inauguration now.
888
00:52:08,043 --> 00:52:09,607
Of course, I will sing.
889
00:52:09,642 --> 00:52:10,927
If for nothing else,
890
00:52:10,962 --> 00:52:14,796
to show my support and admiration
for all you have done for us.
891
00:52:14,831 --> 00:52:17,083
Oh. Thank you, mademoiselle.
892
00:52:18,428 --> 00:52:19,793
Enjoy your day.
893
00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:21,204
And you.
894
00:52:26,728 --> 00:52:28,196
Francoeur? Raoul?
895
00:52:29,981 --> 00:52:31,608
Okay, it's safe now.
896
00:52:32,067 --> 00:52:33,535
You can come out!
897
00:52:35,153 --> 00:52:36,678
Francoeur.
898
00:52:37,364 --> 00:52:38,695
There you are.
899
00:52:39,407 --> 00:52:42,433
RAOUL: Bravo, Lucille.
Excellent acting skills.
900
00:52:45,163 --> 00:52:48,167
EMILE: Well he can hide
in my projection room.
901
00:52:48,202 --> 00:52:48,590
No one ever goes up there.
902
00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:52,061
Until they do.
And then we will have to move him again.
903
00:52:52,096 --> 00:52:52,750
We need a more permanent solution.
904
00:52:52,785 --> 00:52:53,729
Here, take that.
905
00:52:56,716 --> 00:52:58,047
God, feathers.
906
00:52:58,093 --> 00:53:01,358
If only we could shrink him down
to his normal size,
907
00:53:01,393 --> 00:53:02,229
then no one would ever find him.
908
00:53:02,264 --> 00:53:05,097
Smaller you are the less people look at
you.
909
00:53:05,132 --> 00:53:06,107
At least that's been my experience.
910
00:53:06,142 --> 00:53:09,203
There's only one person
who could save Francoeur
911
00:53:09,238 --> 00:53:10,098
and he's in New York right now.
912
00:53:10,133 --> 00:53:10,628
Mmm-hmm.
913
00:53:10,730 --> 00:53:12,405
But we don't need him.
914
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,377
Lucille, no offence,
we're talking big-time science, here, okay?
915
00:53:16,412 --> 00:53:19,428
All I know is deliveries,
Emile is all about movies,
916
00:53:19,463 --> 00:53:22,444
you're an expert in show business,
but you know...
917
00:53:22,479 --> 00:53:22,479
Exactly!
918
00:53:23,451 --> 00:53:24,816
Mmm-hmm. I see.
919
00:53:25,370 --> 00:53:26,531
Smart girl!
920
00:53:27,163 --> 00:53:28,289
Thank you.
921
00:53:28,832 --> 00:53:32,666
Excuse me, will someone tell me
what you two are talking about?
922
00:53:32,701 --> 00:53:35,021
Ladies and gentlemen,
come see Paris from above.
923
00:53:36,381 --> 00:53:38,213
An uplifting experience!
924
00:53:43,471 --> 00:53:45,496
MAYNOTT: My fellow citizens,
925
00:53:47,183 --> 00:53:49,015
I know we are here today
926
00:53:49,019 --> 00:53:51,278
to dedicate this wonder of technology
927
00:53:51,313 --> 00:53:54,248
even as we are beset by problems on all
sides.
928
00:53:55,984 --> 00:53:58,214
Monsters are ruling our streets.
929
00:53:59,154 --> 00:54:01,623
Floods threatening on our very lives.
930
00:54:02,449 --> 00:54:03,915
- Oh, sorry.
- Excuse us.
931
00:54:03,950 --> 00:54:07,580
And so, along with this marvel,
I bring you something else.
932
00:54:07,615 --> 00:54:08,755
I bring you hope.
933
00:54:09,623 --> 00:54:10,988
I bring you me!
934
00:54:14,544 --> 00:54:17,878
And so, it is with great pride
and great expectations
935
00:54:19,132 --> 00:54:22,796
that I announce my candidacy
for the post of Maire of Paris!
936
00:54:26,973 --> 00:54:28,338
Yeah, oh, yeah.
937
00:54:28,391 --> 00:54:30,901
But before I take on this momentous task,
938
00:54:30,936 --> 00:54:33,962
it is my great, great pleasure to present to
you
939
00:54:35,315 --> 00:54:37,647
a symbol of its current greatness.
940
00:54:38,193 --> 00:54:39,854
Ladies and gentlemen,
941
00:54:40,111 --> 00:54:42,978
I give you, Lucille, the Angel of
Montmartre.
942
00:54:45,895 --> 00:54:46,349
Lucille.
943
00:54:52,707 --> 00:54:56,177
# My head was in the clouds
And not a soul around
944
00:54:58,505 --> 00:55:00,735
# In the blossom of youth
945
00:55:02,384 --> 00:55:04,944
# So aloof on the roofs of Paris
946
00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:10,612
# As my bicycle flew down the avenue
947
00:55:13,937 --> 00:55:15,871
# My heart did sing
948
00:55:16,982 --> 00:55:19,542
# Because you gave me wings... #
949
00:55:21,277 --> 00:55:22,278
Got it?
950
00:55:22,737 --> 00:55:24,739
# Paris may we agree
951
00:55:24,906 --> 00:55:27,170
# That you can surrogately
952
00:55:27,909 --> 00:55:29,468
# Be my Papa
953
00:55:30,078 --> 00:55:32,240
# I was born in the arms
954
00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:34,742
# Of your Sacred Heart #
955
00:55:39,129 --> 00:55:41,257
- Sir... Sir.
- Not now, boy!
956
00:55:42,007 --> 00:55:43,932
- It's...
- I said, not now...
957
00:55:43,967 --> 00:55:47,335
But Commissioner! It is the antidote.
For the monster!
958
00:55:47,637 --> 00:55:49,969
I found it in the professor's lab.
959
00:55:50,004 --> 00:55:50,670
May I see that?
960
00:55:50,765 --> 00:55:53,769
Did you not hear my speech?
I am the antidote!
961
00:55:54,436 --> 00:55:55,562
Now scram!
962
00:55:55,979 --> 00:55:58,846
# All alone as I roam in a trolley car
963
00:55:59,149 --> 00:56:01,151
# I can never be far
964
00:56:02,902 --> 00:56:05,337
# From your belle boulevard #
965
00:56:06,156 --> 00:56:09,319
RAOUL: Oh, my God! It's the monster!
966
00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:10,478
Where?
967
00:56:12,454 --> 00:56:13,615
Over there!
968
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,388
No!
969
00:56:25,175 --> 00:56:27,200
Oh, I'm scared!
970
00:56:28,386 --> 00:56:29,444
Oh, dear!
971
00:56:31,014 --> 00:56:33,676
No! No! Don't shoot! You'll hit my angel!
972
00:56:33,711 --> 00:56:35,518
Commissioner. The antidote!
973
00:56:37,312 --> 00:56:38,370
Throw it!
974
00:56:49,157 --> 00:56:50,784
Hey! Look everybody!
975
00:56:51,242 --> 00:56:53,189
It's the monster!
976
00:56:53,224 --> 00:56:55,137
Shrunk back to his flea size!
977
00:56:55,413 --> 00:56:57,575
- Oh, yes. Kill it!
- I shall!
978
00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:00,216
The monster is dead!
979
00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:03,084
Long live our hero! Long live Mayor
Maynott!
980
00:57:03,119 --> 00:57:03,338
Oh, bravo!
981
00:57:03,505 --> 00:57:06,372
Long live Mayor Maynott!
982
00:57:06,508 --> 00:57:08,169
Thank you! Thank you!
983
00:57:09,344 --> 00:57:11,352
Maynott! Maynott!
984
00:57:11,387 --> 00:57:14,254
MAYNOTT: I'm thrilled.
Thank you! Thank you!
985
00:57:14,289 --> 00:57:15,654
Not at all.
986
00:57:17,393 --> 00:57:18,656
Commissioner!
987
00:57:19,020 --> 00:57:19,862
Yes?
988
00:57:20,688 --> 00:57:21,746
No! Pate!
989
00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:25,250
Open the trap door!
990
00:57:27,070 --> 00:57:28,538
I've been fooled.
991
00:57:47,215 --> 00:57:50,776
LUCILLE: Francoeur! Get out of here!
RAOUL: Get out! Jump!
992
00:57:50,811 --> 00:57:51,226
RAOUL: Jump! Yes!
993
00:57:51,261 --> 00:57:54,265
RAOUL: Yes, yes, yes. Jump!
LUCILLE: Hurry up!
994
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:55,254
LUCILLE: Come on, get out of there!
995
00:57:55,289 --> 00:57:57,282
EMILE: Go on, Jump! Jump! Go!
996
00:58:08,945 --> 00:58:10,606
Out of the way! Move!
997
00:58:14,909 --> 00:58:16,343
LUCILLE: Oh, no!
998
00:58:18,705 --> 00:58:19,763
Oh. What?
999
00:58:39,058 --> 00:58:40,787
Hey! Is that a monkey?
1000
00:58:46,482 --> 00:58:48,507
LUCILLE: See you down below!
1001
00:58:49,944 --> 00:58:52,276
MAYNOTT: What are you waiting for?
1002
00:58:52,614 --> 00:58:54,241
Go and get him! Now!
1003
00:59:02,624 --> 00:59:03,989
Raoul, come on!
1004
00:59:04,024 --> 00:59:04,834
Okay.
1005
00:59:07,712 --> 00:59:08,554
Hey!
1006
00:59:09,130 --> 00:59:10,962
- Ready? Huh?
- Oh, no!
1007
00:59:11,716 --> 00:59:14,481
- Raoul, if we die, I'll kill you.
- Okay.
1008
00:59:26,689 --> 00:59:28,156
Haul that car back up!
1009
00:59:28,191 --> 00:59:29,949
Impossible, sir! The system is automated.
1010
00:59:29,984 --> 00:59:32,851
Once the doors are closed, you can't stop
it.
1011
00:59:33,363 --> 00:59:34,787
Won't come back up?
1012
00:59:34,822 --> 00:59:37,257
Okay, then it'll go down!
1013
00:59:41,663 --> 00:59:44,030
Let's go get Catherine!
1014
00:59:51,172 --> 00:59:52,731
- Raoul?
- Oh, no!
1015
01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:12,671
Uh, Lucille?
1016
01:00:14,529 --> 01:00:15,828
And what about Raoul?
1017
01:00:15,863 --> 01:00:18,628
Come on! He'll find us!
1018
01:00:19,117 --> 01:00:20,333
Hey! My bike!
1019
01:00:20,368 --> 01:00:22,530
There you are. Did you miss me?
1020
01:00:22,565 --> 01:00:22,878
Hey!
1021
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,729
Stop, thief!
1022
01:00:38,261 --> 01:00:39,422
Gimme that!
1023
01:00:46,227 --> 01:00:47,735
MAYNOTT: Requisitioned!
1024
01:00:47,770 --> 01:00:50,774
You want to be poster boy
for the cycle corps?
1025
01:00:50,809 --> 01:00:52,624
Well, here's your big chance!
1026
01:00:52,659 --> 01:00:53,751
Start pedalling!
1027
01:01:05,788 --> 01:01:06,630
Hey!
1028
01:01:06,914 --> 01:01:08,541
Your ticket, please.
1029
01:01:15,256 --> 01:01:17,918
POLICEMAN: Hey! Look out!
Stop that bus!
1030
01:01:17,953 --> 01:01:18,851
EMILE: Excuse us.
1031
01:01:22,013 --> 01:01:24,038
Ah! There you are! Climb on!
1032
01:01:39,405 --> 01:01:41,407
Welcome aboard!
1033
01:02:02,804 --> 01:02:04,431
Raoul!
1034
01:02:12,939 --> 01:02:14,805
Oh. Oh, my! Are you okay?
1035
01:02:16,192 --> 01:02:17,216
My hood!
1036
01:02:18,069 --> 01:02:20,003
Let's put him in the back!
1037
01:02:20,029 --> 01:02:21,360
Okay, hold on!
1038
01:02:24,409 --> 01:02:27,777
POLICEMAN: Hey, you!
You are under arrest! Don't move!
1039
01:02:27,812 --> 01:02:30,081
Guys! Guys! Guys! We've got go. Come on.
1040
01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:32,298
Get in, quick! Let's go!
1041
01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:34,092
Come on! Shake a leg! Shake a leg!
1042
01:02:34,127 --> 01:02:36,755
POLICEMAN: Stop right there! Don't move!
1043
01:02:36,790 --> 01:02:38,107
They're here! Raoul, come on!
1044
01:02:38,142 --> 01:02:39,424
- Okay!
- Come on! Hurry up!
1045
01:02:39,715 --> 01:02:42,776
POLICEMAN: Onwards! Onwards men!
Let's get them!
1046
01:02:43,344 --> 01:02:44,368
Charles?
1047
01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:54,935
POLICEMAN: Stop right there! Stop!
1048
01:02:54,970 --> 01:02:56,221
Got you. Show me some ID.
1049
01:03:14,292 --> 01:03:15,066
Oh.
1050
01:03:18,546 --> 01:03:20,275
Well, well! Pardon me!
1051
01:03:21,716 --> 01:03:23,582
What? What are you doing?
1052
01:03:27,513 --> 01:03:29,447
- Your coat.
- It's okay.
1053
01:03:29,515 --> 01:03:31,677
It was straw anyway!
1054
01:03:37,398 --> 01:03:39,025
POLICEMAN: Look out!
1055
01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:47,507
Hey!
1056
01:03:47,950 --> 01:03:50,885
Oh, you thought you would
escape me, did you?
1057
01:03:52,413 --> 01:03:53,847
- Emile!
- Yes?
1058
01:03:53,956 --> 01:03:56,084
Can you get rid of that thing!
1059
01:03:56,119 --> 01:03:57,055
- Out there?
- Please.
1060
01:03:57,090 --> 01:03:57,710
Okay.
1061
01:04:12,934 --> 01:04:13,983
- Whoa.
- RAOUL: Emile!
1062
01:04:14,018 --> 01:04:16,282
Emile! Be Careful!
1063
01:04:16,317 --> 01:04:16,737
Huh?
1064
01:04:22,443 --> 01:04:23,285
Hey!
1065
01:04:30,451 --> 01:04:32,510
Pate! I need a bigger weapon!
1066
01:04:33,871 --> 01:04:36,101
MAYNOTT: Oh! Of course! Perfect!
1067
01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:38,179
To the Seine.
1068
01:04:38,584 --> 01:04:40,848
To the Seine, Pate. To the Seine.
1069
01:04:41,963 --> 01:04:46,127
I'll happily take you there, little lady,
but there's no one up there.
1070
01:04:46,162 --> 01:04:47,260
There will be. I'm sure of it.
1071
01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:54,869
MAYNOTT: Faster, Pate!
1072
01:04:55,268 --> 01:04:57,999
Imagine you're winning the Tour de
France!
1073
01:04:58,980 --> 01:05:02,917
I never planned on doing
the Tour de France, sir. It's too tough.
1074
01:05:02,952 --> 01:05:05,604
Precisely! This is easier.
There are no mountains.
1075
01:05:06,904 --> 01:05:08,429
Pedal, man! Pedal!
1076
01:05:18,374 --> 01:05:20,843
The wheels are useless. I can't turn!
1077
01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:25,631
Oh, no!
1078
01:05:43,024 --> 01:05:44,185
Oh, my God!
1079
01:05:46,027 --> 01:05:47,290
Oh, my goods!
1080
01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:07,131
Francoeur!
1081
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:21,027
Quick! We have to help him!
1082
01:06:21,062 --> 01:06:23,292
We have to help ourselves first!
1083
01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:24,353
We're sinking!
1084
01:07:04,271 --> 01:07:05,796
Emile!
1085
01:07:09,110 --> 01:07:10,271
Oh! I know!
1086
01:07:12,947 --> 01:07:14,413
RAOUL: There we go!
1087
01:07:14,448 --> 01:07:16,917
- One-two, one-two, one-two...
- Oh.
1088
01:07:17,868 --> 01:07:19,721
Sorry, but we're still sinking!
1089
01:07:19,756 --> 01:07:21,574
RAOUL: Maybe, but we're moving.
1090
01:07:21,609 --> 01:07:22,806
Up, down. Up, down.
1091
01:07:28,295 --> 01:07:30,457
Get us down, Pate. Get us down!
1092
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,672
I'm trying my best, sir!
1093
01:07:32,675 --> 01:07:34,734
Your best is not good enough!
1094
01:07:50,234 --> 01:07:51,659
And, voila!
1095
01:07:51,694 --> 01:07:53,458
Safe and sound and dry!
1096
01:07:54,238 --> 01:07:57,299
Thanks to the great team,
"Raoul and Catherine"!
1097
01:07:57,533 --> 01:07:58,659
Catherine!
1098
01:07:58,826 --> 01:07:59,600
No!
1099
01:08:10,045 --> 01:08:12,514
- Oh, Emile?
- Maud? What are you...
1100
01:08:12,548 --> 01:08:15,779
You know the monster
that everyone's talking about?
1101
01:08:15,814 --> 01:08:16,308
He's here...
1102
01:08:16,343 --> 01:08:19,870
No, no, no. Don't worry, Maud.
We're here to protect him.
1103
01:08:19,905 --> 01:08:20,354
You protect a monster?
1104
01:08:20,389 --> 01:08:23,256
- RAOUL: Come on, Romeo!
- Yeah! I'm coming!
1105
01:08:23,291 --> 01:08:24,634
I will be right back for you.
1106
01:08:24,669 --> 01:08:25,978
Wherever you go, I'm going.
1107
01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:33,884
It's no good, sir!
1108
01:08:33,919 --> 01:08:34,703
Huh?
1109
01:08:37,156 --> 01:08:39,022
MAYNOTT: You're hopeless.
1110
01:08:41,202 --> 01:08:42,044
Sir?
1111
01:08:45,706 --> 01:08:48,971
I don't... I don't mean
to tell you what to do, sir,
1112
01:08:49,006 --> 01:08:50,814
but don't you think... I mean...
1113
01:08:50,849 --> 01:08:51,746
We should reconsider.
1114
01:08:51,754 --> 01:08:55,918
I mean, that, that creature
never really hurt anybody.
1115
01:08:55,953 --> 01:08:56,223
That's not the point...
1116
01:08:56,258 --> 01:08:59,284
Why are you talking
with that ridiculous voice?
1117
01:08:59,319 --> 01:08:59,769
It's the helium, sir.
1118
01:08:59,804 --> 01:09:03,672
The monster stands
between me and the city hall.
1119
01:09:03,699 --> 01:09:05,260
He dies...
And I Win!
1120
01:09:09,563 --> 01:09:10,689
Francoeur!
1121
01:09:12,066 --> 01:09:13,329
Are you okay?
1122
01:09:15,903 --> 01:09:16,847
Uh-oh.
1123
01:09:18,239 --> 01:09:19,968
Come on! Quick! Quick!
1124
01:09:22,243 --> 01:09:23,870
Step aside, Lucille!
1125
01:09:24,745 --> 01:09:26,095
Go ahead. Shoot.
1126
01:09:26,130 --> 01:09:27,445
Don't tempt me.
1127
01:09:28,415 --> 01:09:30,049
The newspapers were right.
1128
01:09:30,084 --> 01:09:33,645
There is a monster in Paris.
And I'm looking right at him.
1129
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:34,463
What?
1130
01:09:34,672 --> 01:09:36,697
Have it your way!
1131
01:09:38,217 --> 01:09:39,946
Oh, I'm hit! Man down!
1132
01:09:40,678 --> 01:09:42,237
I'm okay. I'm okay.
1133
01:09:43,097 --> 01:09:45,099
- Go, Francoeur! Go!
- Go!
1134
01:09:53,524 --> 01:09:54,855
No,Lucille,no!
1135
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,304
Raoul!
1136
01:10:01,365 --> 01:10:03,424
- Raoul!
- Hold on, Lucille.
1137
01:10:03,459 --> 01:10:04,778
- Raoul!
- I'm here!
1138
01:10:06,829 --> 01:10:08,167
Stop right now!
1139
01:10:08,202 --> 01:10:09,506
Of course, yes...
1140
01:10:09,748 --> 01:10:10,590
Boo!
1141
01:10:13,878 --> 01:10:15,710
Oh! Emile! Are you okay?
1142
01:10:24,847 --> 01:10:26,406
What are you doing?
1143
01:10:27,391 --> 01:10:29,450
Hold on, Lucille! I'm coming!
1144
01:10:35,649 --> 01:10:38,516
Emile, it's okay, it's over. Let me help you.
1145
01:10:39,695 --> 01:10:42,130
You know what, Maud? I'm very upset.
1146
01:10:42,698 --> 01:10:46,168
And for the first time,
I'm gonna do something about it!
1147
01:10:46,493 --> 01:10:48,962
- May I borrow that, please?
- Sure!
1148
01:10:50,122 --> 01:10:52,557
- Almost there. It's okay!
- Raoul!
1149
01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:56,481
Don't worry everything
is gonna be all right. Okay?
1150
01:10:56,516 --> 01:10:57,752
Lucille, I'm right here.
1151
01:10:58,172 --> 01:10:59,230
Oh, no...
1152
01:11:01,759 --> 01:11:03,591
Oh, no! We're gonna die!
1153
01:11:31,246 --> 01:11:32,922
Give me that, you dwarf!
1154
01:11:32,957 --> 01:11:35,790
Well, I may be a dwarf but I have a big gun!
1155
01:11:36,043 --> 01:11:39,570
Actually the gun is pretty small.
Now, now give it to me!
1156
01:11:39,605 --> 01:11:41,037
You leave my Emile alone!
1157
01:11:41,072 --> 01:11:42,106
Maud? No, no, stop!
1158
01:11:43,717 --> 01:11:46,652
- Still want to play the hero?
- EMILE: Stop!
1159
01:11:46,687 --> 01:11:46,917
Give me my gun.
1160
01:11:47,179 --> 01:11:48,854
Or over she goes.
1161
01:11:48,889 --> 01:11:51,415
Okay, okay! No, here. Here's your gun!
1162
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:58,744
We each have our destiny.
Yours lies in the shadows.
1163
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,664
And mine is out in the spotlight.
1164
01:12:04,279 --> 01:12:06,043
RAOUL: Oh. Your brooch.
1165
01:12:07,408 --> 01:12:08,284
Wait.
1166
01:12:10,619 --> 01:12:11,461
Hey!
1167
01:12:17,084 --> 01:12:18,813
Maud, close your eyes!
1168
01:12:59,084 --> 01:13:01,212
Oh, Emile. You were wonderful.
1169
01:13:01,962 --> 01:13:03,726
Just like in my dreams.
1170
01:13:04,006 --> 01:13:05,371
In your dreams?
1171
01:13:22,316 --> 01:13:23,442
Francoeur!
1172
01:13:25,319 --> 01:13:27,845
MAYNOTT: Where are you? Where are
you?
1173
01:13:32,534 --> 01:13:33,592
I did it!
1174
01:13:34,495 --> 01:13:36,623
I killed the monster of Paris!
1175
01:13:59,019 --> 01:14:00,282
Commissioner.
1176
01:14:00,771 --> 01:14:02,205
Oh! Pate! Hello!
1177
01:14:02,856 --> 01:14:05,380
I have a message from the Interior
Minister.
1178
01:14:05,415 --> 01:14:07,904
He's not happy with all the
destruction caused
1179
01:14:07,986 --> 01:14:11,650
by your psychopathic chase
in pursuit of your own ambitions.
1180
01:14:11,685 --> 01:14:14,968
But as everyone can plainly see,
I have risked my life.
1181
01:14:16,203 --> 01:14:18,365
Pate, I have slain the monster.
1182
01:14:18,997 --> 01:14:21,932
- Tell that to the Minister.
- With pleasure.
1183
01:14:21,967 --> 01:14:23,342
Victor Maynott, I am arresting you
1184
01:14:23,377 --> 01:14:26,540
for the premeditated murder
of Monsieur Francoeur.
1185
01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:28,758
What? Have you lost your mind?
1186
01:14:29,091 --> 01:14:30,354
The opposite.
1187
01:14:30,384 --> 01:14:32,559
I was so set on being a loyal officer,
1188
01:14:32,594 --> 01:14:35,461
I did not see the road you had taken us
down.
1189
01:14:35,848 --> 01:14:38,215
I needed a flea to show me the way.
1190
01:14:38,559 --> 01:14:41,688
Are you mad?
It was just a miserable little flea!
1191
01:14:42,187 --> 01:14:43,862
You are so wrong, sir.
1192
01:14:43,897 --> 01:14:46,307
There was more humanity in that flea
1193
01:14:46,342 --> 01:14:48,717
than in the louse I see before me now!
1194
01:14:49,027 --> 01:14:50,358
Take him away!
1195
01:14:56,076 --> 01:14:59,011
FRANCOEUR: # See my face wet with tears
1196
01:14:59,913 --> 01:15:02,473
# They're running down my cheeks
1197
01:15:04,334 --> 01:15:06,462
# Washing over my fears
1198
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,247
# Like rain upon the streets
1199
01:15:11,884 --> 01:15:14,251
# I'm a monster but my heart
1200
01:15:16,138 --> 01:15:18,505
# Is passionate and profound
1201
01:15:20,434 --> 01:15:22,994
# I will sing like April showers
1202
01:15:23,937 --> 01:15:26,304
# Singing 'til my final hour
1203
01:15:27,774 --> 01:15:30,209
# Up here everything is clear
1204
01:15:31,278 --> 01:15:33,337
# I'm looking at Paris
1205
01:15:33,614 --> 01:15:35,548
# I know eventually
1206
01:15:37,034 --> 01:15:39,401
# You'll know the meaning of
1207
01:15:39,578 --> 01:15:41,580
# This thing that we
1208
01:15:43,415 --> 01:15:44,940
# Call love
1209
01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:48,690
# So the end of this poem
1210
01:15:49,421 --> 01:15:51,685
# If it really has a moral
1211
01:15:53,967 --> 01:15:56,629
# This boogieman wants you to know
1212
01:15:57,888 --> 01:16:00,255
# That love is in the soul #
1213
01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:27,565
Lucille?
1214
01:16:31,421 --> 01:16:34,186
Listen. Listen, to them. They all love you.
1215
01:16:34,221 --> 01:16:35,122
I can't, Raoul.
1216
01:16:35,509 --> 01:16:38,633
Of course, you can.
You were born to sing, Lucille.
1217
01:16:38,668 --> 01:16:41,758
If you don't do it for them, or me.
Do it for him.
1218
01:16:45,227 --> 01:16:46,103
Okay?
1219
01:17:10,627 --> 01:17:11,651
Come on.
1220
01:17:15,048 --> 01:17:15,890
Huh?
1221
01:17:19,344 --> 01:17:20,470
Francoeur!
1222
01:17:29,396 --> 01:17:30,522
He's here.
1223
01:17:30,814 --> 01:17:31,656
Huh?
1224
01:17:39,948 --> 01:17:42,508
# To feel unbearable never again
1225
01:17:43,243 --> 01:17:45,712
# Even if I change deep inside
1226
01:17:45,747 --> 01:17:46,944
# I'll be the same
1227
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,742
# We have a tendency to be ashamed
1228
01:17:50,334 --> 01:17:51,466
# Let me tell you how
1229
01:17:51,501 --> 01:17:54,368
# To help me break out of these chains
1230
01:17:57,507 --> 01:17:59,874
# Just a little kiss will do
1231
01:18:04,598 --> 01:18:07,033
# Just a little kiss from you
1232
01:18:08,602 --> 01:18:11,765
# Don't you know that it's enough to believe
1233
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,030
# That every glass of water
1234
01:18:13,065 --> 01:18:15,500
# Will return to the sea... #
1235
01:18:15,535 --> 01:18:15,907
Okay, let's go.
1236
01:18:15,942 --> 01:18:18,570
# It's very easy and it's apropos
1237
01:18:18,862 --> 01:18:20,542
# It's not more complicated
1238
01:18:20,577 --> 01:18:22,222
# Than a simple hello
1239
01:18:24,242 --> 01:18:26,472
# So why not and why not?
1240
01:18:27,788 --> 01:18:29,916
# So why not can it be?
1241
01:18:30,207 --> 01:18:32,232
# To be to be enough?
1242
01:18:32,876 --> 01:18:35,937
# One day two days three days for everyday
1243
01:18:43,762 --> 01:18:46,009
FRANCOEUR: # Just a little kiss Will do
1244
01:18:46,044 --> 01:18:48,256
LUCILLE: # Just a little kiss from you
1245
01:18:50,685 --> 01:18:52,611
BOTH: # Just a little kiss will do
1246
01:18:52,646 --> 01:18:55,775
LUCILLE: # Just a little kiss will from you
1247
01:18:56,608 --> 01:18:58,241
Raoul, come and dance with us!
1248
01:18:58,276 --> 01:19:01,211
FRANCOEUR: # Just a little kiss Will do
1249
01:19:01,246 --> 01:19:02,088
LUCILLE: # Just a little kiss
1250
01:19:05,117 --> 01:19:06,792
BOTH: # Just a little kiss will do
1251
01:19:06,827 --> 01:19:09,694
LUCILLE: # Just a little kiss from you
1252
01:19:19,339 --> 01:19:22,274
FRANCOEUR: # Just a little kiss Will do
1253
01:19:22,309 --> 01:19:23,985
LUCILLE: # Just a little kiss
1254
01:19:25,595 --> 01:19:27,120
Emile, over there.
1255
01:19:32,269 --> 01:19:35,102
- Excuse me, would you like to dance?
- Oh!
1256
01:19:43,196 --> 01:19:45,028
I love it, Commissioner.
1257
01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:56,948
BOTH: # Just a little kiss from
1258
01:19:56,983 --> 01:19:58,468
# Just a little kiss from
1259
01:19:58,503 --> 01:20:01,063
# Just a little kiss from you! #
1260
01:20:22,903 --> 01:20:23,677
Oh!
1261
01:20:44,549 --> 01:20:45,607
Hey! Hey!
1262
01:20:59,022 --> 01:21:00,490
LUCILLE: Come in!
1263
01:21:03,276 --> 01:21:06,439
Lucille, there's something
I've got to tell you...
1264
01:21:06,474 --> 01:21:08,581
Ever since first grade I've always...
1265
01:21:08,823 --> 01:21:10,348
- Mmm.
- Oh, boy.
1266
01:21:10,408 --> 01:21:12,433
I've always needed to, um...
1267
01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:15,775
I love you too, you idiot.
1268
01:21:15,810 --> 01:21:17,681
- What?
- Ever since we met.
1269
01:21:17,716 --> 01:21:18,798
But you took my toy!
1270
01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:21,598
I was hoping you would come to get it
back.
1271
01:21:21,633 --> 01:21:22,387
- Really?
- Yes.
1272
01:21:23,505 --> 01:21:25,872
- You mean you love me?
- Mmm-hmm.
1273
01:21:26,591 --> 01:21:29,026
This is the greatest day of my life!
1274
01:21:33,807 --> 01:21:35,673
You still have it, right?
1275
01:29:37,081 --> 01:29:39,184
BOTH: # To the bosses, I say no
1276
01:29:39,219 --> 01:29:41,287
# To work I say, bye-bye
1277
01:29:42,170 --> 01:29:44,217
# To my bed! will go
1278
01:29:44,252 --> 01:29:46,265
# Doing nothing, that's life #
1279
01:29:47,300 --> 01:29:49,667
Yeah, that's life. Yeah!