1 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,049 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 2 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:10,968 DALLAS: Let's fucking get it on right now. Let's go. 3 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:15,556 Come on. Come on. 4 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,391 Here. Here. 5 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:20,602 Now, I want to go over a few rules with y'all tonight. 6 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:23,522 Ain't that all right? Don't worry about it. Rule number one. 7 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,483 This is the "What can you touch and not touch" rules. 8 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:31,905 Can you touch this? 9 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:36,326 No, no, no. 10 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:38,829 Second touch. 11 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:45,210 Can you touch this? 12 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:48,422 No, no, no. 13 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:50,549 And finally.... 14 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:51,759 (WOMEN WHOOPING) 15 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:55,637 Last one, ladies. Can you touch this? 16 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,849 Can you ever touch this? 17 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:03,187 Well, that's who the law says that you cannot touch. 18 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:04,730 (WOMEN GROAN) 19 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:08,233 But I think I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house tonight. 20 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:10,527 (AUDIENCE WHOOPING AND CHEERING) 21 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:13,113 And I don't see a cop in sight. 22 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:14,490 All right? 23 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:22,539 Oh. 24 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,173 (SNIFFS) 25 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:47,272 (TRIMMER WHIRRING) 26 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,150 You know, I gotta go commando today because someone... 27 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:53,195 ...ripped off my favorite pair of panties last night. 28 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,696 (CHUCKLES) 29 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:57,241 - Hey. It's not funny. - Heh, oh, sorry, heh. 30 00:01:57,408 --> 00:02:00,244 - They were my grandma's. - They were not your grandma's. 31 00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:01,453 They could have been. 32 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:05,332 Can you throw me, uh, that shirt right there? 33 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,918 Hey, what are we gonna do about her? 34 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,878 MIKE (WHISPERING): I don't know. 35 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:11,421 What was her name again? 36 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:13,799 What? I don't... 37 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,968 I'm sorry. What's her name? 38 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:17,970 (WHISPERS) Uh. 39 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,221 You don't even know. 40 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,306 - I do. - You found her. You have to remember her. 41 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:23,392 - I know her name. - What is it, then? 42 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,018 It's.... 43 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,229 (SHOUTS) Penelope. 44 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:28,647 (MIKE CHUCKLES) 45 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:31,900 Whatever her name was, she was fun. 46 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,944 JOANNA: That's a cool table. Where'd you get it? 47 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:37,781 MIKE: That's just some old shit that blew up on a beach after the last hurricane. 48 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,616 - You made that? - Hmm? 49 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:40,993 You should sell these things. 50 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:45,831 Tsk, thank you. That's actually the idea. Mike's Custom Furniture Concepts. 51 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,167 But the market hasn't really hit the sweet spot yet. 52 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:52,504 Hm, I'm waiting for the bank to make the competitive loans I'm looking for... 53 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,464 ...and then I'll swoop in. 54 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,133 Cool. 55 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:59,094 I'm going to get out of here. You guys are good? 56 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,638 What? You're just gonna leave us? 57 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:06,476 Yeah. What, are you gonna steal a bunch of my shit or something? 58 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:09,605 Probably. That's what strangers do. 59 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:13,650 - Don't do that... maybe? - Okay. 60 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,611 MIKE: Okay. - Okay. 61 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:17,279 So I'm going to see you again? 62 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,949 Tsk, uh, yeah, probably. I don't know. I'll, uh, call you. 63 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,413 Bye. 64 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:33,230 MIKE: Where's George and the guys? 65 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,733 SAL: They fucked me and took another gig last minute. So I got these guys. 66 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,068 MIKE: Where'd you get them? 67 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:41,113 Uh, you know, ah, industry referrals. 68 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,532 MIKE: My dick. You got them off Craigslist? SAL: Heh. 69 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,867 I can't have fucking union guys around here... 70 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:48,412 ...barking about benefits and shit. Give me a break. 71 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:50,998 So, what am I supposed to do in there? 72 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:54,167 - Hey, you Sol? Sal. Adam. - Sal. 73 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:58,005 Oh, Adam, how you doing? This is Mike. You guys are gonna be working together. 74 00:04:58,172 --> 00:05:00,882 Give me a minute? I want to straighten something out there. 75 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:02,592 You can hop up there. 76 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:07,014 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. - What? 77 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:08,849 He's wearing fucking tennis shoes. He doesn't know... 78 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:12,853 Ah, heh, do me a favor, go up there and do it for 14 bucks an hour. 79 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,896 I'm gonna do it for 20 bucks an hour. 80 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:16,064 (SAL SIGHS) 81 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:17,524 - I'll give you 18. - Mm-mm. 82 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:19,192 Don't fuck with me. You're like my son. 83 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,778 The son which you're gonna pay $20 an hour. 84 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,004 MIKE: What's up? 85 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:46,678 You ever, uh, tiled a roof before? 86 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:49,181 - No. - Fuck. 87 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:52,392 How'd you get this job, anyways? 88 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,061 Craigslist. 89 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,731 And you put on your post that you'd tiled houses before? 90 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,274 Yeah. 91 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:00,776 Right, ugh. 92 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:02,861 So, what do you got in your bag? 93 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,279 (CLEARS THROAT) 94 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,782 SAL: Why don't you open it up? ADAM: There's nothing in it. 95 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:10,160 Why don't you open the fucking bag before I open your fucking head up? 96 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:17,751 I got a nice ham, cheese sandwich.... 97 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:20,462 You know how to read, huh? 98 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,964 One Pepsi a day. Read the cooler. 99 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:27,511 I'm gonna do my inventory. If I come up short, I'm coming right to you. 100 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:30,222 (CAR ALARM CHIRPING) 101 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:33,600 Is it dead? 102 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,102 ADAM: What's that? 103 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,855 I can try to jump you off if you want, but it's not the battery. 104 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:42,609 I think you're probably fucked. 105 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:45,737 MIKE: Just tell them if they want to get into this... 106 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,573 ...be up there. I'll see you at the Amp. All right. Later. 107 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,450 (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO) 108 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:53,620 What are you doing? Stop. What the fuck are you doing, man? 109 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:54,788 (MIKE SIGHS) 110 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,081 Sorry. 111 00:06:56,249 --> 00:07:00,210 It's new. It's gonna stay new if you don't rip off the damn plastic. 112 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,711 ADAM: Why do you have that? 113 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:05,298 Because it protects it. I'm going to rip it off when I'm ready to sell it. 114 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,842 It'll be like brand-new. 115 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,973 Where are you from? 116 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,767 Citrus Springs. 117 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,645 Did you play ball? 118 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,648 ADAM: Uh, yeah. Strong safety. 119 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,569 You don't look like a strong safety. 120 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:32,492 I gave that, uh, college thing the college try. Didn't quite work out. 121 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:38,290 Couldn't resist the lure of the roofing business? 122 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,834 Yeah, that and the lure of my sister's couch. 123 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:52,137 ADAM: Can you do me a favor and drop me off at my car tonight? 124 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,556 BROOKE: No, I'm sorry. I'm going to dinner. 125 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:58,351 I can take you tomorrow morning, though. What time do you have to be at work? 126 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:02,522 I need to talk to you about that, heh. The foreman, uh... 127 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:06,860 ...he accused me of stealing. So I fucking quit. 128 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,487 - What? - Yeah, but I have.... 129 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,698 Well, I had that interview at T-Mobile. 130 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:15,702 So, uh, yeah. They asked me to wear a fucking tie. 131 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,705 You know how I feel about wearing a fucking tie. 132 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:21,875 Why don't you just wear a tie? 133 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:25,378 Sorry. You know what my rules are. 134 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:26,838 BROOKE: Oh, God, brother. 135 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,048 (BROOKE SIGHS) 136 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,508 What? I also... 137 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:30,675 (SNIFFS) 138 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:31,843 ...could do.... 139 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,220 (MUMBLES) 140 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,679 - What? - What? 141 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,765 - What did you say? - What did you hear? 142 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,977 You're doing that thing. You're doing that game. 143 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:43,063 - What game? - No. You do that all the time. 144 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,397 It's not working anymore. 145 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:46,983 - Talking about games, I could be a gamer. - Oh, yeah. 146 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:49,861 - And I could sell it to people. - You'll make so much money. 147 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,239 - I could be the voice of the game. - Even more money. 148 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:55,033 I have a very good voice. I do great impressions. 149 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:58,203 You do do good impressions. What was the one you did last night? 150 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,498 - I'm not going to do it now. - Heh, do it again. Do it again. 151 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,083 - No. - Come on. 152 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,251 (IMITATING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER) Listen to me. 153 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:05,418 (BROOKE LAUGHING) 154 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:06,878 These are my tortillas. 155 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,006 Get in the chopper. John Connor, come with me. 156 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:12,801 - Argh! - Okay. All right. 157 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:16,179 In case that doesn't work out, why don't you come to dinner with me... 158 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,389 ...and Paul tonight? 159 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,392 You can ask him if any of his friends have any job openings. 160 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,728 PAUL: But sometimes people want to, you know... 161 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:29,651 ...they think they're owed a lot more than, uh, they deserve. So too bad. Bummer. 162 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,529 Uh, but, uh, you know, whatever. Sucks. 163 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,198 I just don't have to be the guy that tells them, uh, you know... 164 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:41,288 ...that they're, uh, not going to be able to rebuild their houses. Um, anyway.... 165 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:44,457 Uh, let's talk about something else, you know. 166 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,752 You're right. I'm sick of talking about Medicaid... 167 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,547 ...and processing insurance forms as well. I get it. 168 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:51,923 PAUL: Right. - I get it. 169 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:55,635 Right. I mean, it's slightly different when you're doing Medicaid claims... 170 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:58,388 ...and when you're doing huge property damage claims... 171 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:01,349 - ...but I guess it's a similar kind of thing. - Yeah. 172 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,310 Oh, wait, wait. 173 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:06,271 - Remember what I said? - Hmm, I'm so sorry. 174 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,149 I just can't drive tonight. I've been driving all weekend. 175 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,358 I'm sorry. 176 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:11,776 - No worries. - I just forgot. 177 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,029 Someone will finish it, I think. 178 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:17,490 - There you go. There's a taker. ADAM: I will. 179 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,578 - Tsk. - Good? 180 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,084 Where are you going? 181 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,797 (ALL CHATTERING) 182 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,179 Uh, hey, do you know who's spinning tonight? 183 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,181 Heh, uh.... 184 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,558 - No. Sorry. - All right. 185 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,478 (GIRL CHUCKLES) 186 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:50,857 Hey, Mike. 187 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,526 Mike. 188 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,195 Sorry, bro. 189 00:10:58,532 --> 00:10:59,866 Hey, Mike. 190 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,869 - Hey, man. MIKE: Yo. 191 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,954 - Heh, what's going on? - What's going on, bro? 192 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:08,083 - Are you going in? - Yeah, we're going. 193 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,709 Can I come with you? 194 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,003 Uh.... 195 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,548 Pfft, dude, they're never gonna let you in like that. 196 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,634 Come on. I'd do anything. 197 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,679 Heh, it's not my fault. I'm just saying they're not gonna do it. 198 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:25,016 I would do it, but... I don't think they're going to do it, bro. 199 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,393 All right. 200 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,228 All right? 201 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,898 Fuck. Okay, dude. Hey. 202 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:33,942 Um.... 203 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,860 You're going to owe me. 204 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,321 - I promise, man... - I mean, owe me. 205 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,198 No questions asked, owe me. 206 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,408 Anything. 207 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:45,745 Take your hood off. Try to look a little more... Tuck your fucking shirt in. 208 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:48,081 You got to not wear tennis shoes, bro. 209 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:51,918 George, dude, I got one. I'm sorry. I know, I know. 210 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,087 Thanks, bro. I owe you. 211 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,092 ADAM: Sorry, man. These are the only shoes I got. 212 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,010 (POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER) 213 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,478 Hey, baby, mwah. Can we borrow one of these? 214 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,188 Thank you. Grab one. 215 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,065 ADAM: Is it free? 216 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,526 Don't worry, man, you're gonna earn your keep. 217 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,456 So I got us a new recruit. 218 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,792 Ladies, meet the Kid. Portia, Ruby. 219 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,002 GIRLS: Hey. 220 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,545 ADAM: Heh, hey. 221 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,881 What are we thinking? Yes, no, maybe? 222 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:41,509 - Oh, yeah. The cougars will eat him up. - Yeah? 223 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:43,762 That's a quality endorsement, my friend. 224 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,513 What do you guys do? 225 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:46,723 (GIRLS CHUCKLE) 226 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,725 - What? - Come here. Come here. 227 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,561 Any time a girl tells you her name starts with a flower... 228 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,355 ...a car or a stone, don't bother asking what she does. 229 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:55,982 You know what I'm saying? 230 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,736 All right, I ain't got that much time, so I'm calling in my favor, all right? 231 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:00,945 Okay. 232 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,114 You see the girl with the tiara thing and the sash? 233 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,449 (GIRLS TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 234 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,451 ADAM: Yeah. MIKE: Go talk to her. 235 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,369 What do you want me to say? 236 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,956 I don't care. Have you never talked to a girl before? Just go talk to her. 237 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,208 Be creative. 238 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,627 She does not look like she wants to be bothered. 239 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,963 Look at what she's wearing. She came here tonight to be bothered. 240 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,382 Go bother her. You want to be inside or outside? 241 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,592 Inside. 242 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,011 I'll come save you in a minute. Get out of here. 243 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,561 I'm getting wasted tonight if we could get a drink. 244 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:34,771 GIRL: I know. 245 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,066 She's, like, ignoring the whole side of this bar. 246 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,484 - Hey. - Hey, Carla. 247 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,860 Um, oh.... 248 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:43,613 Yo, man. Watch out, you're going to knock my girlfriend. 249 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,533 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do? 250 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,081 - Uh, hi. Do I know you? - Hi. 251 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,290 Uh, no. I'm, uh... 252 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,335 I didn't know that I had a boyfriend, but thank you for that. 253 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,963 Um, all the guys here are fucking obnoxious. 254 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,548 - Thanks for that. - Heh. 255 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,175 Who do we have to fuck to get a fucking drink? 256 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,010 Uh, me, please? 257 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,304 - You'd like that, wouldn't you? - Uh, yes, I would. 258 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:12,809 We've been standing around here for quite a while, and I'm 21. 259 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,686 - It's true. - And I can't get drunk. 260 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,020 - You're 21? - Yes. 261 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,857 Happy 21st. I'd buy you guys a shot if I... 262 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,817 - Don't worry about it. - It's fine. 263 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,193 Oh, Adam. 264 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,528 - Hi. - Hi. 265 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,363 - I'm Liz. Hi. - Hi, Liz. 266 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,407 What do you say, baby boy? You want one? 267 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,034 I can't find anybody to take these. Y'all want them? 268 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,662 - Perfect. We can't drink them all ourselves. - Whoo. 269 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:37,917 Uh, here's to, um, our children. May they have rich fucking parents, heh. 270 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,878 Heh, absolutely. 271 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,755 (COUGHS) 272 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,091 MIKE: Yes. Okay. - Whoo. 273 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,677 - What, you guys go to USF? - Yeah. 274 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,762 - Mm-hm. - So it's summer break, correct? 275 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,347 - That's right. - Whoo. 276 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,224 And if I'm not mistaken, that says "21," right? 277 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,434 I am 21, yes. 278 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,436 - Then why the fuck isn't she throwing up? - Whoo. 279 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,645 - We can't get drinks. LIZ: Ha, ha. 280 00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:01,232 You can't get drinks? That's no excuse. That's a bad friend you got. 281 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,610 I'm not a bad friend. 282 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,987 - You are a bad friend. - I'm trying. 283 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,280 CARLA: You are a bad friend. 284 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,574 See? You heard it from her. I'm just saying. 285 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,784 - What are you guys planning on doing tonight? - Ha, ha. 286 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:13,161 Wouldn't you like to know? 287 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,330 MIKE: Actually, I would, to be totally honest. - Ha, ha. 288 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:19,334 If you like to get a wee bit crazy, why don't you come down and see the show? 289 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,049 CARLA: Are you serious? Wow. MIKE: As a fucking heart attack. 290 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,468 We have a lot of friends here. Can they come too? 291 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,844 MIKE: How many? CARLA: Eight or nine? 292 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,179 MIKE: That's perfect, actually. 293 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,932 Hand them these. Tell them they get in free at the door. 294 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,350 Okay. Maybe we'll come. 295 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,310 No. That's not a commitment. 296 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:40,897 Maybe we'll come, if your little friend here comes too. 297 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,273 ADAM: Me? - Oh, "little friend." 298 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,484 That's an easy if, because he will be there. 299 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,486 - He's absolutely gonna be there. - I will? 300 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,946 LIZ: Then we'll be there too. 301 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:52,492 All right. The show starts in 45 minutes. You can make it in 45 minutes? 302 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,036 - You're going to come. You swear? - Yeah, we promise. 303 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,956 ADAM: Dude. You're a fucking stripper? MIKE: Ha-ha-ha. 304 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,042 I swear, I thought you were going to shit the bed, but you, heh, actually did it. 305 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,836 Ah, I feel like I owe you. I can throw you 100 bucks... 306 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,838 ...tip you out at the end of the night... 307 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,341 - ...if you really want to host. ADAM: Host what? 308 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,219 MIKE: Yeah. No, for sure. 309 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,599 - I hope you're ready for this shit. - Ha, ha. 310 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,393 (WOMEN WHOOPING) 311 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,275 WOMAN: Who's your friend, Mike? 312 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,194 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 313 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,198 MIKE: This is the owner. Jesus. DALLAS: Whoo. 314 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:35,827 Fucking Valhalla shit, man, mwah. 315 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,161 You see that shit, Mike? 316 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,580 Chicks are gonna go fucking crazy over this, man. 317 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,917 I'm thinking of giving this routine to Tarzan, unless you want it. 318 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,921 MIKE: No. It's not my style, but, uh, somebody should do it. It's cool. 319 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,715 - Oh, it's fucking really good, heh. MIKE: Mm-hm. 320 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,091 Ah, who's this? 321 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,636 This is the Kid. Uh, he wrangled, like, nine sorority girls for us tonight... 322 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,556 ...so I figured he could help out around here tonight. 323 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:57,849 DALLAS: How old are you? 324 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,350 - Uh, nineteen. DALLAS: Nineteen. 325 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,854 - The fuck am I supposed to do with that? MIKE: Oh, come on. He don't look 19. 326 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,063 I can't have him host. 327 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,399 Can't have a 19-year-old on the fucking street. 328 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,151 Then he can do props, can't he? 329 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:11,195 - I can do anything. - We're setting up our own shit as it is. 330 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:12,822 All right. Props. 331 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,407 You're on props tonight. 332 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,201 Do whatever Mikey tells you, any of the guys tell you. 333 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,370 Clean the fucking toilets, whatever. 334 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,789 Tonight. And listen up. 335 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,125 - This is not a fucking joke. - Heh. 336 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,920 DALLAS: All right? It's not a fucking hobby. This is a serious business I'm running. 337 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:31,340 So the last thing I need is a teenage liability fucking my future up. 338 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,134 - Don't try it. Yeah. DALLAS: Capiche? 339 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,596 TARZAN: One thing about Waffle House pussy is you got to worry about the teeth. 340 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,598 Waffle House pussy? I hate Waffle House pussy, heh. 341 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:39,807 (ALL CHUCKLING) 342 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,101 Everybody, this is the Kid. Y'all can thank me later. 343 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,853 He's going to help us out tonight. 344 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,397 This is Big Dick Richie, Ken, Tito and Tarzan. 345 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:47,607 TARZAN: Whoa, I get it. 346 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:51,152 Just tell him what props you need. I'll help him set them up later. 347 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,781 And, uh, yeah. Have fun. Make yourself at home, Kid. 348 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,449 There you go, bro. 349 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:57,867 (MEN GIBBERING) 350 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,077 - No, thanks, man. - No? 351 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,329 - No. I'm good. - Suit yourself. 352 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,998 You handed it to me like the Hindenburg. 353 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,542 - How long you been on the force? - What? 354 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,921 The police. How long you been a cop? 355 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,881 I'm not a cop, man. 356 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,467 RICHIE: Ha, ha, just fucking with you. Sit down. 357 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,344 Come on, man, sit down. 358 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,179 (SIGHS) 359 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,931 TARZAN: So how do you know Mike? 360 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,308 Uh, ahem. 361 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:26,187 We, uh, worked together on construction. 362 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,314 (KEN AND TITO TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 363 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,318 What kind of cash you make at that? 364 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:33,694 You all right, man? 365 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,491 What kind of cash you make? 366 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,576 Like 10 bucks an hour. 367 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,453 Under the table? 368 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,038 Yeah. 369 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,957 Hmm, not bad. 370 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,212 So you're here to help us out? 371 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,381 Yes, I am. 372 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:57,385 All right, so we got your first little piece of business... bam. 373 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,178 That look ashy to you? 374 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,764 - What's that, man? - That look ashy? 375 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,266 Heads up. 376 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:07,353 Just give it a little... Just a little spray on that calf there. 377 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,855 Oh, come on. 378 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,314 Come on. 379 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,692 Dude, I don't want to spray your leg. 380 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,569 Just do it. 381 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,195 We all had to do it, man. 382 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,824 It's like the initiation. Lord of the Flies. Come on. 383 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,409 Come on, Kid. It's all right. 384 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,036 We'll tip you out good at the end of the night. You'll be a happy man. 385 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,956 - Uh. - Make sure you massage it in good. 386 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,918 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 387 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,505 (TARZAN CHUCKLES) 388 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,216 He fucking did it too. 389 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,551 (ALL CHUCKLE) 390 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,345 Oh, you're all right, man. You're all right. 391 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:49,145 DALLAS: Take this front-row table right here, ladies. 392 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,023 You got your ID on you? 393 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:56,110 You got your ID? Heh. You're not drinking a Shirley Temple tonight, are you? 394 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,613 No. We've already had a few drinks, so.... 395 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,200 No Roy Rogers, no Shirley Temples. Y'all have a great time. 396 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:06,454 We do a group act first, then we do our solos, then we do hot seats. 397 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,332 If everything goes well and we get these girls jacked up... 398 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,585 ...then we jack up the price of the hot seats, so don't fuck it up. 399 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,338 Dude, it's easy. All you got to do is hand us... 400 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,507 ...our props before we go out on-stage. 401 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,093 All right? That's it. That's all you got to do. 402 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,930 You bring out whatever props and everything... There he is. 403 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,306 (SPEAKING IN SPANISH) 404 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,975 This is Tobias. He is our resident DJ. 405 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:30,102 Tobias, the Kid. He's gonna be the one... 406 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,313 ...giving you the cue before each act. 407 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,441 - Pre-game. That's what I'm talking about. - It's the love potion. 408 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,736 - What is this? Strawberry? - What is that? 409 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:43,449 It's a little mixture. In, uh, Miami, we call it Hey Juice. 410 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:47,536 Hey Juice. Because if you drink the whole bottle, "Hey." You'll like it, man. 411 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:48,704 (MIKE COUGHS) 412 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,456 Give it a sample. 413 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,626 You can't drink, so you want half a cap? 414 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,044 (ADAM STAMMERS) 415 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,837 ADAM: I don't know what the fuck it is. 416 00:20:57,005 --> 00:21:01,634 MIKE: It's just G. It's basically like getting drunk without all the calories. 417 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,054 - All right. - You sure? 418 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,764 (SPEAKING IN SPANISH) 419 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,643 DALLAS: All right, all right, all right. 420 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:12,561 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 421 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,355 DALLAS: Whoo! 422 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,692 Yeah. 423 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:21,654 How are we feeling tonight, ladies? Let me hear it one more time. Come on. 424 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:26,283 It's gonna rain. Rain gonna come down and cleanse our soul and wash away the ash. 425 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,745 So get out your purses and get ready to spend some motherfucking cash. 426 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,998 Welcome to the stage, the one, the only... 427 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:35,084 ...the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 428 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,879 (THE WEATHER GIRLS' "IT'S RAINING MEN" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 429 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,514 (WOMEN CHEERING) 430 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,259 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 431 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,376 (DRUMBEAT) 432 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:08,130 Ooh, aah. Ooh, aah. 433 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,716 Ooh, aah. 434 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,885 (YELLS) 435 00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:15,054 DALLAS: Tarzan. 436 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,392 (TARZAN WHOOPING) 437 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,396 Tarzan? 438 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,774 DALLAS: Where the fuck is he? 439 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,400 (ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 440 00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:31,737 DALLAS: Motherfucker. What the fuck, man? Tarzan. 441 00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,113 Fuck, man. 442 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:36,075 Motherfucker. How many fucking times, huh? 443 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:37,910 (DALLAS SIGHS) 444 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:41,121 Ken, S&M routine. You up on that? Can you do that? 445 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,457 I'm not putting that out there. Negative energy. 446 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:44,875 Not putting what out there? 447 00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,086 The negative energy. It's bad. It comes back. 448 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,420 You're kidding me. 449 00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:51,715 Richie, the, uh, fire-breathing gig, huh? You up for that? 450 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:54,510 No. I got the fire-phobia issue. 451 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:55,970 (SIGHS) 452 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,348 Tito. Anything, man. South of the border fucking shit... 453 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:00,849 ...you've been doing at home. 454 00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:04,019 I'm working on something, but it's not ready yet. It's not ready. 455 00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:05,604 All right. 456 00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:07,815 We got to do something. Mikey, what you got? 457 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,818 - I just came off-stage. I can't. - An idea. Give me something. 458 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:14,822 - You go out then. - I'm not hitting the fucking floor. Come on. 459 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,700 - You want me to come up with something? - Fuck, yeah. 460 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:24,248 I hope you can dance. You still owe me. Come on. 461 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,417 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 462 00:26:27,293 --> 00:26:28,460 (BOTH WHOOPING) 463 00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:33,382 MIKE: Just start taking your clothes off. Walk out there. 464 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,801 What are you looking at Dallas for? Don't. Look at them. 465 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:37,469 (MADONNA'S "LIKE A VIRGIN" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 466 00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:38,971 MIKE: Just start, bro. 467 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,306 Yeah, perfect, perfect. Go, go, go. 468 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,565 There you go. 469 00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:14,256 (AUDIENCE SCREAMING AND CHEERING) 470 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,512 Whoo! 471 00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:59,134 All right, all right, all right. 472 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:03,013 Let's give it up for the Kid. Popped his cherry on-stage tonight. 473 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,641 You know what time it is. It's time for the hot seat. 474 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,768 You know what that means, the orgy's over, ladies. 475 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,978 Time for some one-on-one time with the man of your dreams. 476 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,732 - Five dollars a pop. - Come here. 477 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,527 That's good. Welcome to the crazy club, Kid. 478 00:28:16,694 --> 00:28:20,114 DALLAS: Come on. Everybody. Line up, line up, line up. 479 00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:23,200 RICHIE: Yeah, man. Whose big dick is that? 480 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,368 TITO: Whoo. 481 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:29,873 MIKE: I love it. TITO: Hey, where's the Kid? Kid. Kid. 482 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:32,793 MIKE: Look at this saggy underwearing, all-star right here. 483 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,461 Go buy yourself fresh drawers. 484 00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:37,172 He put that kiss on her and pouring money out of their hands. 485 00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:40,884 DALLAS: Aaah! 486 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:44,888 Never kiss the girls, Kid. That's Performer 101. 487 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,682 You gotta watch out for herpes. 488 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:47,891 That too. 489 00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:51,728 But tonight you took a chance and it paid off. I like that. 490 00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:53,438 Fucking worked. 491 00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:54,648 I got you your money. 492 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:56,984 That ain't my money, big boy. That's your money. 493 00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:59,528 Every man keeps every dollar he makes on that stage. 494 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:03,115 Plus the 50 that I owe you. All right? 495 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:06,952 Look, get ready to work, big boy. It ain't gonna be that easy every time. 496 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,955 - Yes, sir. - Fucking worked, whoo! 497 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:11,999 MIKE: Ho! 498 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:15,085 DALLAS: Ken, nice fucking robot. 499 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:19,715 Mike lays it out. Tito bringing in the south side with some brown skin. 500 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:22,676 Big Dick, they are still devastated by your cock. 501 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:25,637 RICHIE: It was loke 25 percent dancong, 50 percent marketing. 502 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,682 - What...? - Eh, Mike sold it up real nice. 503 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:32,352 How about you're forgetting 25 percent more genius? 504 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,022 - Genius, Kid. - How we do tonight, Mikey? 505 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:40,319 Uh, it's a little under $2500. Uh, that's 400 better than last week. 506 00:29:40,486 --> 00:29:41,653 That'll work. 507 00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:45,157 - And my, uh, cut of the door. - Yes, sir. 508 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,367 That was dangerous shit you pulled tonight... 509 00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:49,494 ...throwing that kid out on the plank like that. 510 00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:50,954 (MIKE CHUCKLES) 511 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:52,789 It worked though, didn't it? 512 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,000 Shit. I didn't know if it was, till he hit the floor. 513 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,460 (INDISTINCT DIALOGUE) 514 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,879 MIKE: He pulled it out. DALLAS: Yeah. What's his story? 515 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:01,673 I don't know. I mean, I met him at the site today. 516 00:30:01,841 --> 00:30:05,928 Ran into him at Ybor. Those two little pretty ones over there... 517 00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:10,265 ...were all hot and bothered, so I figured I'd bring him along. 518 00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:12,768 It was a good move, heh. 519 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:16,021 He may have something, brother. He's young, good-looking.... 520 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,483 - He can't dance for shit. - Cannot dance for shit, that is teachable. 521 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,402 We could use some more youth on the team. 522 00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:25,989 Why don't you bring him to practice tomorrow and we'll see what he's got? 523 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,533 So, what the fuck is going on with Miami? 524 00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:31,411 Miami, ah, is looking good. 525 00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:33,830 I got a couple loopholes I got to get through... 526 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,582 ...with the, uh, real-estate attorneys. 527 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,918 But after that it's gonna be all green lights. 528 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:41,546 - What you need from me? What's my side? - Just keep doing what you're doing. 529 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:43,840 I love where your head's at. You're focused. 530 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,260 You're like a big brother to this team. 531 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:49,263 Keep that up, you could be making a lot more than door money. 532 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:50,764 I guarantee you that. 533 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,641 Both ways this time, though, right? 534 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:55,477 - Two-way street. - I want to hear you say the word: Equity. 535 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:56,853 DALLAS: E-Q-... - Say it. 536 00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:59,564 DALLAS: ...-U-I-T-Y. - Say it. 537 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:06,071 (INDISTINCT DIALOGUE) 538 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,760 (GASPS) 539 00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:53,428 (MIKE LAUGHS) 540 00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:55,222 (ADAM COUGHS) 541 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,642 ADAM: Oh. 542 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,185 - Hey, Mike. - Huh? 543 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,187 I think, uh.... 544 00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:05,524 I think we should be best friends. 545 00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:07,651 Okay, heh. 546 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:10,404 Let's go, heh. 547 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,080 MIKE: So how pregnant did you get that girl's mouth? 548 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:21,581 ADAM: Uh, wet? Heh. 549 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:30,215 Fucking great. 550 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:35,887 Good morning. 551 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:37,556 ADAM: Hi, sis. - Hi. 552 00:33:37,723 --> 00:33:41,518 - Brooke, this is Mike, uh.... - Oh, thank you. Mike, this is Brooke. 553 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:44,020 - Brooke. Absolute pleasure. Hi. - Mike. 554 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:45,856 MIKE: Are you a nurse? 555 00:33:46,023 --> 00:33:49,484 I'm a medical assistant. I process nurses' paperwork. 556 00:33:49,652 --> 00:33:50,694 MIKE: Way cooler. 557 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,904 Sure. Sure. 558 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:59,870 Oh, nice, dude. Is this one of those retro Wakefield, or is this a Russel Wright? 559 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:04,249 Oh, it's a knock-off. That's cool, though. Where did you get this? 560 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:06,835 Uh, apparently the knock-off place. 561 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:08,420 MIKE: Heh, right. 562 00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:12,215 - So how do you know my brother? MIKE: Uh, he's on my roofing crew. 563 00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:16,636 But I'm, uh, an entrepreneur, though. I, uh, manage a few businesses. 564 00:34:17,346 --> 00:34:18,597 Sure. 565 00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:21,558 Sure, cool. Cool. 566 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,689 So the Kid said something about breakfast. 567 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:32,068 Uh, well, he must be fucking drunk because I don't cook no fucking breakfast. 568 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:38,116 I wasn't talking about you cooking it. He just said you like breakfast food. 569 00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:41,786 We were going to swing by IHOP on the way... 570 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,498 Okay uh, good talk. 571 00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:48,919 Um, I'll be outside with the rest of the breakfast lovers of the world. 572 00:34:49,086 --> 00:34:50,712 (CHUCKLES) 573 00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:53,340 All right, Kid. 574 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:55,217 DALLAS: Virgin dance the other night. No more. 575 00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:57,260 You only have a cherry pop one time. 576 00:34:57,428 --> 00:35:01,348 Now look, you walked out on-stage, you looked like shit, all right? 577 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:03,683 When I saw something is when you got off-stage. 578 00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:05,519 Pulled a one-on-one with that chick. 579 00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:08,772 I'll show you what you're gonna do. Now, let's go to the basics. 580 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:09,981 Take your clothes off. 581 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:11,858 - Right now? - Right now. Take them off. 582 00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:14,027 Every fucking one of them. Let's go. 583 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,780 Let's go. Take them off. 584 00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:19,866 - Heh. - Hang on. What the fuck are you doing? 585 00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:22,202 Heh, what are you, a 12-year-old in the locker room? 586 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,411 No. 587 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:25,830 - Then what are you doing? - Heh, taking off my clothes. 588 00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,291 You're taking off your clothes like a 12-year-old. 589 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,545 But you're not a 12-year-old in the locker room. You are the man. 590 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:34,589 On the stage. Thousands of women. 591 00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:37,801 Eyes on you. You are their vision. So, what do you do? 592 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:42,347 You don't just fucking throw your clothes off. You fucking make it count, baby. 593 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:45,350 You walk out. You own it. 594 00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:48,853 You look around. You tease. 595 00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:51,022 You seduce. 596 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:55,193 Clock eyes, but don't lock in on any of them. 597 00:35:55,861 --> 00:36:00,532 You got to believe that you are inside every single one of them. 598 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:04,494 And when the time's right, then you'll know it. 599 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,663 Foom! 600 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:12,335 Stick it. That right there is like hitting the G-spot, every single time. 601 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,212 Now get up there, move around. 602 00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:16,840 You see, baby, you're not just stripping. 603 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:21,219 You are fulfilling every woman's wildest fantasies. All right? 604 00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:24,097 You are the husband that they never had. 605 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:27,142 You are that dreamboat guy that never came along. 606 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,687 You are the one-night stand, that free fling of a fuck... 607 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:34,733 ...they get to have, tonight, with you on-stage, still go home to their hubby... 608 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,234 ...and not get in trouble... 609 00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:40,155 ...because you, baby, you made it legal. You are the liberation. 610 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:42,824 Own it. Who's got the cock? You do, they don't. 611 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,784 Get right here. Move slow. Around. 612 00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:46,453 Fucking concentrate. 613 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,497 Round, round, round. Make this shit count. 614 00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:53,043 Ain't time for a fucking fag joke in here, boy. I'm talking about money. 615 00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:56,254 Move around, round, round. Get the movements. Breathe. 616 00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:59,257 All right. Easy, rattlesnake. 617 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,217 On three, you're going to stick it. 618 00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:05,055 One, two, three, stick. 619 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:07,515 That's the hook, baby. That's the fucking hook. 620 00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:10,352 That's what I'm talking about. All right? 621 00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:12,062 (ADAM EXHALES) 622 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,690 You can do this, because I know you can. 623 00:37:15,941 --> 00:37:17,651 - I can do it. - Now, take a breath. 624 00:37:17,818 --> 00:37:19,069 (ADAM EXHALES) 625 00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:21,780 Fuck that mirror like you mean it. 626 00:37:21,947 --> 00:37:25,116 MIKE: "All right, all right, all right. 627 00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:28,203 Heh, we got the Kid coming up on the main stage." Hi, Beatrice. 628 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:33,083 Are you ready? Dallas gave me the go-ahead on getting you suited up. You ready? 629 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:34,501 Yeah. 630 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,086 Why do you look scared for? 631 00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:40,048 You already lost your virginity. All you got to do now is get good at it. 632 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:43,259 We got to get you an American flag Star-Spangled Banner... 633 00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:45,970 ...for Fourth of July summertime. 634 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,973 Dude. This has no back. 635 00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:52,852 MIKE: Yeah. That's the point. It's a thong. 636 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:56,731 What the fuck is this? 637 00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:57,899 (SQUEAKS) 638 00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:00,360 Stay away from the elephant socks, bro. That's Dallas shit. 639 00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,654 You don't want to look like him, do you? 640 00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:05,824 What's Dallas's deal, man? Is he, uh, a good guy? 641 00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:09,828 MIKE: Yeah. Dallas is.... Dallas is Dallas. 642 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,415 I mean, it's pretty cool that he let me in. 643 00:38:13,999 --> 00:38:16,835 MIKE: Yeah. It's cool that he let you in. 644 00:38:17,002 --> 00:38:18,837 Look, we think you got something. 645 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,797 I'm not exactly sure what that is just yet... 646 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:25,927 ...but, uh, all we know is you got a lot of work to do. So don't quit your day job yet. 647 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:58,585 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 648 00:38:58,753 --> 00:38:59,919 BROOKE: Adam. 649 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:03,673 - Get out here. I need to talk to you. - What do you want? 650 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:06,426 BROOKE: I want to talk to you, man. Get the fuck out. 651 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:10,930 - Get out, Adam. - I'll be out in a minute, please. One sec. 652 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,767 BROOKE: Adam, I need to fucking talk to you. 653 00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:15,310 What about? 654 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:19,939 Um, About this box. I need to talk to you about this box... 655 00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:22,066 (WHISPERS) Oh, fuck me. 656 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:26,488 ...of boots and thongs and sailor hats and tube socks. And I am fucking... 657 00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,448 It's for work. 658 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:31,451 BROOKE: For work? Adam, don't fucking lie to me, man. 659 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:34,537 I'm your sister. I love you. I don't judge you. 660 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:38,124 You're my brother. Just please come out here so I can talk to you. 661 00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:40,418 I don't care what your preferences are. 662 00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:42,837 - Preferences? BROOKE: I just want to talk to you about... 663 00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:44,464 Whoa, hey. 664 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,633 It is not what it looks like. 665 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,302 BROOKE: Is that my razor? 666 00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:50,970 Yeah. 667 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:54,808 Are you shaving your fucking legs? 668 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,227 Yeah, I'm shaving my legs. 669 00:39:57,394 --> 00:39:58,978 Why are you shaving your legs? 670 00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:00,438 It's for work. Okay? 671 00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:03,942 What do you mean, it's for work? How could it possibly be for work? 672 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,694 (MEN HUMMIG) 673 00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:09,989 (HOOFBEATS APPROACHING) 674 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:12,867 (HORSES NEIGH) 675 00:40:13,035 --> 00:40:14,160 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 676 00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:18,164 (NATIVE AMERICAN THEMES PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 677 00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:32,846 (GUNSHOTS OVER SPEAKERS) 678 00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:37,767 (BIG & RICH'S "SAVE A HORSE (RIDE A COWBOY)" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 679 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:10,174 Ma'am, excuse me. You're going to have to move it down. 680 00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:13,303 This is the breakfast lovers' section. Here we go. 681 00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:14,721 Hi, Mike. 682 00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:16,931 - Hi. - Hi. 683 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:20,101 Entrepreneur/stripper? Stripper/entrepreneur? 684 00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:24,689 Either one. It's fine. 685 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,609 You really just came down to see little brother? 686 00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:30,069 No, I was hoping this was all a joke. 687 00:41:31,488 --> 00:41:33,364 It is pretty funny. 688 00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:40,413 You better take care of him, Mike. 689 00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:45,752 Okay, Mom. 690 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:49,672 I'll take care of him. You should stick around, though. 691 00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:07,273 DALLAS: All right, all right. Let's give it up for the Kid, huh? 692 00:42:08,442 --> 00:42:11,986 Bang. A six-shooter for you. There we go. 693 00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:16,783 This next performer who's coming out... 694 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,911 ...he's one of a kind, ladies. 695 00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:21,496 (ALL SCREAMING) 696 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:24,832 I saw this young man walking down the street about six years ago... 697 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,378 ...and I knew when I saw him, I just knew I had to bring him in. 698 00:42:29,129 --> 00:42:33,591 Bring him in and have his talents be shown to the universe. 699 00:42:34,301 --> 00:42:37,011 And tonight, he's going to be right here on this stage... 700 00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:39,305 ...so you can see with your very own eyes. 701 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:42,809 Our feature presentation, the one and only... 702 00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:47,522 ...the star of the show, Mr. Magic Mike. 703 00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:49,190 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 704 00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:51,484 (GINUWINE'S "PONY" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS) 705 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:11,290 Did you see your sister tonight? 706 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:13,626 ADAM: See my sister? What do you mean? - Yeah. 707 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,378 Your sister was there. 708 00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:17,630 No, she wasn't. 709 00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:20,466 Yeah, she was there during your act. 710 00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:22,093 You talked to my sister? 711 00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:25,596 I talked to your sister as you were dry-humping a girl, yes. 712 00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:27,723 My sister saw me dance? 713 00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:30,643 Heh, yeah, we were actually laughing. I had a pretty good laugh about it. 714 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:34,063 - Oh, heh, wow. Fuck. - Ha, ha. 715 00:45:34,231 --> 00:45:36,524 She did not look happy. Did you tell her to come? 716 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,235 I told her. I didn't think she'd fucking come. Jeez. 717 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:44,240 Well, she did. I don't know how long she stayed for, but it was, uh.... 718 00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:49,495 - She, ha, ha, looked pissed. - Ha, ha, oof. 719 00:45:49,663 --> 00:45:51,497 How much money did you make tonight? 720 00:45:51,748 --> 00:45:53,499 - How much money? - Yeah. 721 00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:55,835 Like 230. 722 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,336 Two-thirty? That's good, man. 723 00:45:57,504 --> 00:46:01,465 Oh, by the way, I got this for you. Uh, just for gas and shit. 724 00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:03,092 - Get the... - Ha, ha. 725 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,428 Are you kidding me? Keep your money. It's fine. 726 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,889 - You drive me around. - I can pay for my own gas. 727 00:46:08,056 --> 00:46:11,893 It's fine. Thank you, though. It was a really sweet gesture. I appreciate it. 728 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,185 Thank you. 729 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:35,791 MIKE: That's a beautiful necklace. 730 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:37,710 - Is that vintage? - Oh, I, um.... 731 00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:40,379 No, it's.... No, it's, heh.... 732 00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:44,258 My sister got it for me, ha, ha from Target, I think. 733 00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:48,638 Um, tsk, SBA, yes, uh.... 734 00:46:48,805 --> 00:46:50,097 Name and Social. 735 00:46:50,265 --> 00:46:52,516 Absolutely. Michael Lane. 736 00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:58,064 038-00-7128. And I, uh... 737 00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:01,275 ...brought the funds for my down payment. 738 00:47:05,238 --> 00:47:08,616 - Yes. Yeah, heh. - Heh. 739 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,701 Okay. 740 00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:18,084 All right. 741 00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:24,465 We seem to have a credit issue, Mr. Lane. Your score is... 742 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:26,384 Right. I, uh, actually... 743 00:47:26,551 --> 00:47:28,844 - ...heh, I talked to Mr. Rodriguez last week. - Oh. 744 00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:33,766 As I was explaining to him, the businesses that I manage deal exclusively in cash. 745 00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:37,812 He said you would forego the credit check if I brought in a healthy down payment. 746 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:40,940 It should be noted in there. He said he was going to put it in. 747 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,692 Absolutely. 748 00:47:46,863 --> 00:47:51,283 Um, you are currently the manager of an automotive accessories business? 749 00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:56,706 Mm-hm, absolutely. And an event-management company, a roofing firm, heh. 750 00:47:56,873 --> 00:47:59,250 Honestly, the list goes on. 751 00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:02,712 - Wow, you're a busy guy. - Ha, ha. Yeah. 752 00:48:02,879 --> 00:48:04,505 Lucky to be. 753 00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:07,883 So, what kind of rates am I looking at? 754 00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:18,811 There are ways to clear these credit issues up over time, but... 755 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:23,399 Oh, my God, I haven't even told you, heh, what I'm here for. I really apologize. 756 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:25,901 This is what I do. 757 00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:28,821 Right here. Michael Lane Custom Furniture Concepts. 758 00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,782 It's competitive pricing. Low overhead. 759 00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:36,120 I mean, really, who wants to buy that crap when it falls apart in a year... 760 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:40,332 ...when you can get hand-crafted furniture for a bargain? 761 00:48:42,669 --> 00:48:45,421 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 762 00:48:51,678 --> 00:48:55,806 Unfortunately, Mr. Lane, my hands are tied. 763 00:48:57,017 --> 00:49:00,728 The company has a policy that we cannot issue loans... 764 00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:03,439 ...to clients who score below our credit threshold. 765 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:07,151 I can absolutely understand where you're coming from. 766 00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:10,821 Uh, you know, you hit buttons and you think that you know something about me. 767 00:49:10,989 --> 00:49:12,823 I get it. That's okay. It's okay. 768 00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:16,619 All, uh, I'm asking for is a good deal. 769 00:49:17,370 --> 00:49:19,914 Please, can you help me with that? 770 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:25,086 I mean, we do offer relief programs... 771 00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:28,839 ...for our qualified distressed clients, so that... 772 00:49:29,007 --> 00:49:30,800 I'm sorry. What? 773 00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:32,676 It's a relief program, so... 774 00:49:32,844 --> 00:49:35,262 Distressed? I'm distressed? 775 00:49:35,430 --> 00:49:37,264 WOMAN: No. No, not like that. - Heh. 776 00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:40,976 Sweetheart, listen. It's okay. It's fine. Does this look distressed? 777 00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:45,022 I don't think so, one. Two, I read the papers, okay? 778 00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:47,608 The only thing's that distressed is y'all. 779 00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:52,780 (DOOR BELL RINGING) 780 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:56,992 (BROOKE SIGHS) 781 00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:01,580 BROOKE: You can't get the door? 782 00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:07,962 (SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" AS MARILYN MONROE) 783 00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:11,841 Happy birthday 784 00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:14,510 Mrs. Pres... 785 00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:16,512 (TOOTS HORN) 786 00:50:17,013 --> 00:50:18,597 BROOKE: Oh. 787 00:50:18,765 --> 00:50:20,307 Adam, it's for you. 788 00:50:20,475 --> 00:50:22,518 Happy, heh, Birthday, heh, pfft. 789 00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:25,521 Ha, ha. Come on. Let's go. Sandbar party. 790 00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:29,275 Fourth of July, nuts-on-your-head wake-up call, let's go. Come on. 791 00:50:29,442 --> 00:50:31,861 No, no, no. You are coming too. Don't even try. 792 00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:35,781 I'm going to go to bed. It's 7 in the morning. 793 00:50:35,949 --> 00:50:37,950 "Oh, it's 7 in the morning. I hate fun." 794 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:40,119 Jesus Christ, you better have some epic plans... 795 00:50:40,328 --> 00:50:42,705 ...if you're gonna turn your back on a sandbar party. 796 00:51:34,841 --> 00:51:36,508 What did I tell you? 797 00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:39,178 - Paradise. - Heh. 798 00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:44,308 Yeah. Paradise. Marooned on an island with all the strippers in Tampa. 799 00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:47,895 How did I get so lucky? The best Fourth of July ever, heh. 800 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:49,939 I literally was just thinking... 801 00:51:50,106 --> 00:51:52,858 - ...that in my head, like just now. - Ha, ha. 802 00:51:53,526 --> 00:51:55,194 Get out of my head. 803 00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:59,573 MIKE: Oh, shit. Yo. - Hey. 804 00:51:59,741 --> 00:52:03,285 - What are you doing here? - You know me. Always making new friends. 805 00:52:03,536 --> 00:52:05,454 - Good to see you. - You too. How are you? 806 00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:07,748 I'm good. Uh, this is, um, Brooke. 807 00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:08,958 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 808 00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:10,167 Brooke, uh, Joanna. 809 00:52:10,335 --> 00:52:12,503 - Nice to meet you. - You too. I like your bikini. 810 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:13,754 Thank you. You too. 811 00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:15,214 - Is that a tattoo? - Yeah. 812 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:16,840 What does it say? 813 00:52:17,008 --> 00:52:20,844 - Oh, uh, it just says I was 17, and.... JOANNA: Ha, ha. 814 00:52:21,012 --> 00:52:22,221 Yeah. 815 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:23,430 It's crazy. 816 00:52:23,598 --> 00:52:27,351 Yeah. Uh, so I know, uh, Joanna from the club. Uh, she came up... 817 00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:29,770 She studied psychology and she came up to do, uh.... 818 00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:32,273 What's the thing you came up to do? 819 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,732 Behavior analysis. 820 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:36,443 Right. She was analysizing our behavior, apparently. 821 00:52:36,611 --> 00:52:38,821 That must have been, uh, really enlightening. 822 00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:42,741 It actually was. You know, I go a few times a week, if you want to come with us. 823 00:52:42,909 --> 00:52:44,868 She is actually the Kid's brother. 824 00:52:45,036 --> 00:52:46,412 I mean, sister. 825 00:52:46,579 --> 00:52:48,455 - Yeah, heh. Ha, ha. - Right. Ahem. 826 00:52:48,623 --> 00:52:50,457 - Is that a tattoo over there too? - Yeah. 827 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:52,459 She has tattoos. You want a drink? 828 00:52:52,627 --> 00:52:53,711 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 829 00:52:53,878 --> 00:52:56,422 - It was nice to meet you. - It was nice to meet you too. 830 00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:02,094 She's cute. What? I don't normally like blonds, but she's really cute. 831 00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:05,180 Yeah, but she's not really our type. You know what I'm saying? 832 00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:06,473 You're not into her? 833 00:53:06,641 --> 00:53:09,893 No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying she's a little uptight. 834 00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:12,104 We're fucking her, not taking her to dinner. 835 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:13,314 It's not gonna happen. 836 00:53:13,481 --> 00:53:16,317 - She's a dinner type, is what I'm trying to say. - Oh. 837 00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:19,695 Okay, if you decide you want to share... 838 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:24,033 ...and change your mind and put some effort into it, you know my number. 839 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,201 Besides, you know how much I love to eat. 840 00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:30,497 Yes, I will. Obviously you don't like head. 841 00:53:36,671 --> 00:53:38,672 (ALL CHATTERING) 842 00:53:42,135 --> 00:53:45,137 I started cheating in the seventh grade just to entertain myself. 843 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:48,057 Finished high school, but if I could do it all over again... 844 00:53:48,224 --> 00:53:50,267 ...I wouldn't have even gone. No way. 845 00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:52,311 BROOKE: You don't believe in school at all? 846 00:53:52,479 --> 00:53:54,104 I think fuck school altogether. 847 00:53:54,272 --> 00:53:57,107 When I have a kid, I'm going to set him in front of the TV... 848 00:53:57,275 --> 00:54:00,944 ...and make him watch Mad Money all day. Teach him about the stock market. 849 00:54:01,112 --> 00:54:03,697 Get him into Ameritrade and shit like that. 850 00:54:03,865 --> 00:54:07,826 I guarantee you by the time he's 18, that little fucker's gonna be flush in cash. 851 00:54:07,994 --> 00:54:09,328 RICHIE: Boo-yah! - Heh. 852 00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:12,206 - I don't know why more people don't do that... DALLAS: Hm? 853 00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:14,208 ...just from an investment standpoint. 854 00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:16,377 That's the state of the country, man. 855 00:54:16,544 --> 00:54:20,214 America. People. Stupid. 856 00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:21,965 I hope I get to meet your kids someday. 857 00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:23,425 DALLAS: Tsk, Oh, no problem. 858 00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:26,261 Come visit anytime in one of our three cool houses, dear. 859 00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:28,263 (CHUCKLES) 860 00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:33,894 MIKE: Hey, if you want, I could probably get Dallas' number for you. 861 00:54:34,062 --> 00:54:35,896 He's starting this new life-coaching business... 862 00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:37,106 (BROOKE LAUGHING) 863 00:54:37,273 --> 00:54:39,817 ...that I really do think you might benefit from personally. 864 00:54:39,984 --> 00:54:42,528 I mean, I saw the connection between the two of you. 865 00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:44,863 What? I'm sorry. 866 00:54:45,448 --> 00:54:48,617 Right? So you felt it too? What? Just, what? 867 00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:50,494 What would his kids even look like? 868 00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:53,872 They'd be running around in little rattlesnake diapers and shit. 869 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,541 Oh, no. Oh, no. 870 00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:59,044 Look, don't, uh, they just say stupid shit sometimes. Don't let them bother you. 871 00:54:59,212 --> 00:55:00,587 Oh, no, it didn't bother me. 872 00:55:00,755 --> 00:55:04,675 I'm just trying to wrap my mind around Adam and this whole mess. 873 00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:07,803 I get it. I don't know how I fit into this whole mix, either. 874 00:55:08,054 --> 00:55:11,098 No. You... When you're on-stage, it all makes sense. 875 00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:14,309 I mean, the way you dance and the way the women respond to you.... 876 00:55:14,477 --> 00:55:18,897 Wait a minute. So that means someone might have stuck around. 877 00:55:19,732 --> 00:55:21,650 That's good to know. 878 00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:23,527 Yeah. 879 00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:28,574 That feeling.... That must be a really crazy feeling to be on-stage... 880 00:55:28,908 --> 00:55:31,994 ...like that. I see why you've been doing it for so long. I get it. 881 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:34,746 - But Adam's different. He's.... - Why is that? 882 00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:37,082 Well, he had a football scholarship. 883 00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:41,420 A year ago, he basically ruined it by getting... 884 00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:45,507 ...in a fistfight with his coach in the first hour of the first day. 885 00:55:45,758 --> 00:55:48,844 - Yeah. I think he said something about that. - Yeah. 886 00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:52,347 So I just don't... I'm just trying to figure out... 887 00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:54,683 ...why he's stripping. 888 00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:57,603 - "Why" is easy. - What do you mean, it's easy? 889 00:55:57,770 --> 00:55:59,688 - You want some stripper wisdom? - Okay. 890 00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,356 - You ready? - Yeah. 891 00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:03,442 He's 19 years old. 892 00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:08,614 It's women, money and a good time. 893 00:56:10,783 --> 00:56:12,784 I guess. I guess. 894 00:56:13,786 --> 00:56:14,870 I got him. 895 00:56:16,539 --> 00:56:17,623 Okay? 896 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,833 Okay. 897 00:56:20,585 --> 00:56:22,461 - You gonna come to the show tonight? - No. 898 00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:23,712 - You're gonna come. - No. 899 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,049 - You just said you liked the show. - Doesn't mean I'm gonna go again. 900 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:29,676 - But you said... - I'm not, heh, going. I've seen it. 901 00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:33,972 MIKE: Does that mean you were lying? BROOKE: I'm not lying. 902 00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:35,933 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 903 00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:41,688 (DRUMS PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 904 00:56:57,455 --> 00:56:59,331 (SINGING) I do know and I've been told 905 00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:01,333 ALL: I do know and I've been told 906 00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:03,377 Big Dick Richie got a cock of gold 907 00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:04,962 ALL: Big Dick Richie got a cock of gold 908 00:57:05,129 --> 00:57:07,005 Now, let's give it up for the Virgin Kid 909 00:57:07,173 --> 00:57:08,882 ALL: Let's give it up for the Virgin Kid 910 00:57:09,050 --> 00:57:10,759 Anything you want, he won't forbid 911 00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:12,553 ALL: Anything you want, he won't forbid 912 00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:14,888 Now, Mikey got a pipe you gonna love 913 00:57:15,056 --> 00:57:16,682 ALL: Mikey's got a cock you know you gonna love 914 00:57:16,849 --> 00:57:18,600 What he got down low fits like a glove 915 00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:20,227 ALL: What he got down low fits like a glove 916 00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:21,603 Soldiers, sound off 917 00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:22,813 ALL: One, two 918 00:57:22,981 --> 00:57:24,523 - Sound off ALL: Three, four 919 00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:29,278 ALL: One, two, three, four, one, two... three, four 920 00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:32,406 (HIGH-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) 921 00:57:35,952 --> 00:57:38,203 ALL: Ho, ho, ho, ho. 922 00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:44,459 (GUNFIRE ON SPEAKERS) 923 00:57:50,925 --> 00:57:52,926 (DRUMBEATS ON SPEAKERS) 924 00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:20,662 (ADAM CLEARS THROAT) 925 00:58:26,878 --> 00:58:28,462 (MIKE CHUCKLES) 926 00:58:29,505 --> 00:58:32,424 MIKE: Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. 927 00:58:33,259 --> 00:58:36,011 I didn't... He did that himself. 928 00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:37,804 I'm bringing him home. 929 00:58:37,972 --> 00:58:39,097 BROOKE: Hey, brother bear. 930 00:58:39,265 --> 00:58:40,599 (MIKE GRUNTS) 931 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:43,185 BROOKE: Thank you. MIKE: He's just stoned out of his mind. 932 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:47,064 Heh, yeah, um, um.... 933 00:58:48,441 --> 00:58:49,483 MIKE: Hi. 934 00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:52,361 MIKE: What's up, dude? Yeah, we, we... My bad. We, uh.... 935 00:58:52,528 --> 00:58:53,862 BROOKE: Yeah. MIKE: All right. I'll see you later. 936 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:55,322 What's up, dude? 937 00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:56,782 (WHISPERING) Is that Paul? 938 00:58:56,949 --> 00:58:59,660 BROKE (WHISPERING): Yeah. It's... Yeah. MIKE: It is? 939 00:58:59,827 --> 00:59:01,119 (INAUDIBLE) 940 00:59:01,287 --> 00:59:05,749 MIKE: It's going good? BROOKE: Yeah, it's good. Just, heh, go on. 941 00:59:06,459 --> 00:59:09,711 Hey, I... uh, thanks. Thanks for bringing him back. 942 00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:12,964 I told you I was going to take care of him, didn't I? 943 00:59:13,132 --> 00:59:15,300 BROOKE: Watch yourself. MIKE: All right, heh. 944 01:00:04,809 --> 01:00:06,852 (SIGHS) 945 01:00:09,021 --> 01:00:12,858 So, uh, I don't know, how's school or whatever? 946 01:00:14,610 --> 01:00:19,865 Um.... It's good. It's good. 947 01:00:22,410 --> 01:00:23,410 (JOANNA CLEARS THROAT) 948 01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:25,662 I'm sorry, what the fuck do you study again? 949 01:00:25,830 --> 01:00:28,039 Social studies, or sociology or.... 950 01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:30,000 JOANNA: Heh, did you say "social studies"? 951 01:00:30,168 --> 01:00:31,585 MIKE: Social science, heh? 952 01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:34,212 What, am I in middle school or something, heh? 953 01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,006 JOANNA: No. No. 954 01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:38,842 MIKE: No? JOANNA: Psychology. 955 01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:44,389 So how much longer you got in, uh, psychology? 956 01:00:45,975 --> 01:00:49,728 Uh, I have, uh, six weeks until I'm.... 957 01:00:49,896 --> 01:00:51,313 MIKE: For real? Six weeks? - Yeah. 958 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:54,149 And then I'm a certified shrink. Six weeks. That's right. 959 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:58,653 MIKE: Wow. - I know. People have to pay me now, heh. 960 01:00:59,155 --> 01:01:01,072 - That's huge. JOANNA: It is, yeah. 961 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,326 I'm not paying you. Not for these little visits, at least. 962 01:01:04,577 --> 01:01:06,912 I'd feel bad taking money from you. 963 01:01:07,079 --> 01:01:09,581 Heh, I'm too fucked up anyway, so.... 964 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:11,833 Oh, you're not so bad. 965 01:01:15,922 --> 01:01:16,922 (JOANNA CLEARS THROAT) 966 01:01:18,382 --> 01:01:19,800 So are you going to open up...? 967 01:01:19,967 --> 01:01:24,554 You ask a lot of questions, don't you? Little Chatty Cathy tonight, huh? 968 01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:27,599 - Chatty Cathy. - Chatty Cathy. 969 01:01:28,267 --> 01:01:30,602 And questions are off-limits, I guess? 970 01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:32,687 - They're always off-limits. - Really? 971 01:01:32,855 --> 01:01:34,773 You don't need to talk. Just look pretty. 972 01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:38,193 What was your name? I can't remember. What was it? 973 01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:40,278 (CHUCKLES) 974 01:01:41,113 --> 01:01:44,950 Look, I'm going to go, okay? Um, but I'll give you a call? 975 01:01:45,117 --> 01:01:46,660 MIKE: Mm-hm. - Mm-hm. 976 01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:48,662 MIKE: Mm-hm. - Okay. 977 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:50,080 - Mm-hm. MIKE: Mm-hm, muah. 978 01:01:50,248 --> 01:01:51,498 Get out of here. 979 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:53,124 (JOANNA CLEARS THROAT) 980 01:01:54,627 --> 01:01:55,794 (GRUNTS) 981 01:02:01,842 --> 01:02:03,635 (RINGSIDE'S "MONEY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 982 01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:44,235 TITO: That's what I'm saying. I'm.... 983 01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:47,530 I'm looking at longevity. This is fun for now, I'm not gonna be... 984 01:03:47,698 --> 01:03:51,284 ...this young and beautiful forever. Strip malls, I think I got a good idea. 985 01:03:51,535 --> 01:03:55,205 You know, and I watch all these people, Carleton Sheets and these guys on TV. 986 01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:57,540 And I read this book called Rich Dad, Poor Dad. 987 01:03:57,708 --> 01:03:59,376 GIRL: That's a great book. TITO: You read that? 988 01:03:59,543 --> 01:04:01,628 GIRL: I went to the convention. TITO: Yeah, uh, Robert Kiyosaki. 989 01:04:01,796 --> 01:04:03,380 GIRL: Kiyosaki. TITO: Yeah, that's the guy. 990 01:04:03,547 --> 01:04:04,798 GIRL: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 991 01:04:05,257 --> 01:04:06,383 DALLAS: Heeey-ah! 992 01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:08,677 All right, all right, all right, hey, ah. 993 01:04:08,844 --> 01:04:11,429 DALLAS: If everybody can quiet down a second here. 994 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:13,556 Quiet down a sec? 995 01:04:13,724 --> 01:04:16,559 RICHIE: Hey, everybody. Shut the fuck up. 996 01:04:17,269 --> 01:04:19,354 DALLAS: Richie, that's fucking microsuede, man. 997 01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:22,607 RICHIE: Aw, shit. Sorry, bro. DALLAS: It's all right. Thanks. 998 01:04:23,275 --> 01:04:26,194 All right, now I got an announcement to make. 999 01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:28,905 DALLAS: Now, that means you too, Tarzan. Come on, big boy... 1000 01:04:29,073 --> 01:04:31,825 ...out of the shadows, into the light. Come on, baby. 1001 01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:37,455 I've been telling y'all this is going to be a special night for a long time. 1002 01:04:37,623 --> 01:04:39,666 Now I'm going to tell you why. 1003 01:04:39,834 --> 01:04:43,294 Despite the hurricane that has soiled our rather bountiful... 1004 01:04:43,462 --> 01:04:44,838 ...Saturday afternoon... 1005 01:04:45,005 --> 01:04:47,757 ...the good Lord has blessed the Kings of Tampa this summer. 1006 01:04:47,925 --> 01:04:49,300 Can I get an "amen" on that? 1007 01:04:49,468 --> 01:04:51,553 ALL: Yes. RICHIE: Amen. 1008 01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:53,555 DALLAS: Mm. 1009 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:57,350 We've been talking a lot about the markets. 1010 01:04:57,518 --> 01:04:59,436 Waiting for the sweet spot. 1011 01:04:59,603 --> 01:05:03,440 Waiting for our time to make our move, take our show global. 1012 01:05:04,316 --> 01:05:06,776 Well, as of September 1 st... 1013 01:05:06,944 --> 01:05:11,322 ...we will no longer be the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 1014 01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:12,991 No, sir, no, ma'am. 1015 01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:17,036 We will be the Cock-rocking Kings... 1016 01:05:17,204 --> 01:05:19,289 ...of 4000 square feet... 1017 01:05:19,457 --> 01:05:23,918 ...of Miami prime-time beachfront real estate, motherfuckers. 1018 01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:25,587 (ALL CHEERING) 1019 01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:34,137 Ah, Big Dick, keep it fucking hanging low. 1020 01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:37,223 - Tito, call them Cubano cousins, huh? TITO: They on their way, baby. 1021 01:05:37,391 --> 01:05:40,435 Kid, you ready for the big time, huh? You ready for the big time? 1022 01:05:40,603 --> 01:05:42,854 Tobias, you ready to take yourself to the beach? 1023 01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:44,522 I'm ready, man. I'm ready, huh. 1024 01:05:44,690 --> 01:05:47,317 Ken, the housewives are gonna love you down there. 1025 01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,360 KEN: We are blessed. - They're gonna love you. 1026 01:05:49,528 --> 01:05:52,822 Huh, Tarzan. Did you know they made trees tall enough to swing from Tampa... 1027 01:05:52,990 --> 01:05:55,658 ...to motherfucking Miami, huh? Unh! 1028 01:05:55,826 --> 01:05:58,411 Yeah. My main man. 1029 01:05:58,579 --> 01:06:01,539 The moon is just a chip shot away, brother, heh. 1030 01:06:01,707 --> 01:06:03,792 A chip shot away. Fuck, yeah. 1031 01:06:03,959 --> 01:06:06,544 I got to let it sink in, man. We're really doing this? 1032 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:09,547 Oh, fuck, yeah, we're doing this, man. This is our time. 1033 01:06:10,549 --> 01:06:11,633 All right. All right. 1034 01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:15,136 Listen, man. I couldn't even have dreamed all this shit up without you. 1035 01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:18,598 We're gonna do it together, we're gonna do it just like we always said. 1036 01:06:18,766 --> 01:06:22,477 - Seven-point-five across the board... - You meant to say 10, didn't you? 1037 01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:25,855 Congrats, Kid. 1038 01:06:26,482 --> 01:06:27,899 Thanks, man. 1039 01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:31,611 Heh, you know, if you ever want to go in on a pack with me.... 1040 01:06:31,779 --> 01:06:34,906 Mike's not interested, but we can go halfsies. 1041 01:06:35,157 --> 01:06:36,950 I could make it worth your while. 1042 01:06:37,117 --> 01:06:38,868 Yeah, sure. 1043 01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:41,454 (TOBIAS LAUGHS) 1044 01:06:41,622 --> 01:06:43,623 - I'll talk to you later about it, okay? - Yeah. 1045 01:06:56,595 --> 01:06:58,096 ADAM: Who is that? 1046 01:06:59,265 --> 01:07:00,431 MIKE: Nora. 1047 01:07:01,433 --> 01:07:03,768 I don't think you need that in your life, bro. 1048 01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:35,633 Heh, hey, baby girl, what are you doing? 1049 01:07:35,801 --> 01:07:37,468 Huh? 1050 01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:40,138 No, I'm at, uh... I don't know, I'm at this party. 1051 01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:42,390 It's getting lame. I want to get out of here. 1052 01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:46,561 How about I, uh, come scoop you up? I can bring you a present. 1053 01:07:47,479 --> 01:07:48,646 What? 1054 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:50,690 - What thing? DALLAS: Boom! 1055 01:07:50,858 --> 01:07:52,567 I got a thing. 1056 01:07:53,986 --> 01:07:55,862 Come on, you ain't... 1057 01:07:56,989 --> 01:07:58,197 All right. 1058 01:07:58,365 --> 01:08:01,242 Okay. All right, I'll call you later. 1059 01:08:12,838 --> 01:08:14,505 This is Herman. 1060 01:08:15,841 --> 01:08:17,175 ADAM: Hi, Herman. 1061 01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:20,261 He likes you. 1062 01:08:31,857 --> 01:08:34,192 KEN: Hey, y'all. It's all right. 1063 01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:35,860 ADAM: Hey, man. 1064 01:08:36,695 --> 01:08:38,529 NORA: We'd like to order. 1065 01:08:39,740 --> 01:08:40,949 KEN: All right. 1066 01:08:41,533 --> 01:08:42,784 (KEN CLEARS THROAT) 1067 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:45,411 - That pig is so fucking cute. WOMAN: Heh. 1068 01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:49,207 KEN: Angels or demons? 1069 01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:52,210 NORA: Angels. KEN: Angels. Okay. 1070 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:58,049 KEN: If you chew it, it'll hit you quicker. WOMAN: Heh. 1071 01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:02,053 KEN: You're gonna fucking love this one. ADAM: Yeah. 1072 01:09:02,221 --> 01:09:07,058 Yeah, fucking Miami, man. Heh, fucking Miami. 1073 01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,269 (ADAM SIGH) 1074 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:13,815 (KEN SIGHS) 1075 01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:15,233 KEN: How you kids doing tonight? 1076 01:09:15,484 --> 01:09:17,735 WOMAN: That storm is crazy, huh? 1077 01:09:22,074 --> 01:09:24,534 KEN: Beautiful. NORA: Mmm.... 1078 01:09:26,245 --> 01:09:28,371 (SIGHS) 1079 01:09:29,581 --> 01:09:31,749 KEN: My wife's tits are awesome, right? 1080 01:09:31,917 --> 01:09:33,167 ADAM: What? 1081 01:09:33,335 --> 01:09:36,045 KEN: I said my wife's tits are awesome. 1082 01:09:37,089 --> 01:09:38,464 Yeah. 1083 01:09:41,093 --> 01:09:42,593 Check them out, man. 1084 01:09:43,262 --> 01:09:46,806 ADAM: You fucking joking? - I'm not fucking joking. Check them out. 1085 01:09:47,933 --> 01:09:49,600 Feel them. They're so fucking, heh, amazing. 1086 01:09:49,768 --> 01:09:51,644 (KEN'S WIFE CHUCKLES) 1087 01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:53,688 Come on. 1088 01:09:54,231 --> 01:09:55,231 (CHUCKLES) 1089 01:09:56,442 --> 01:09:58,526 KEN: It's okay. Go ahead, man. 1090 01:09:58,694 --> 01:10:00,903 - They're real, I swear. ADAM: Yeah, I bet they are. 1091 01:10:01,071 --> 01:10:02,363 (CHUCKLES) 1092 01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:04,615 See? 1093 01:10:06,785 --> 01:10:08,286 - Heh. - This is okay? 1094 01:10:08,954 --> 01:10:12,165 It's okay with me, man. She loves it. 1095 01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:15,209 ADAM: I fucking love you. 1096 01:10:15,377 --> 01:10:16,419 No, man, I love you. 1097 01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:18,337 ADAM: You don't understand. - I love you. 1098 01:10:18,505 --> 01:10:20,256 No, I fucking.... 1099 01:10:20,424 --> 01:10:21,758 I fucking love you, man. 1100 01:10:21,925 --> 01:10:25,011 KEN: I love you, man. You're such a fucking special soul. 1101 01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:26,637 ADAM: I love you. 1102 01:10:26,805 --> 01:10:28,890 KEN'S WIFE: I love you too. 1103 01:10:32,603 --> 01:10:34,645 (TYPING ON KEYBOARD) 1104 01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:38,733 (ADAM WHISTLES) 1105 01:10:40,110 --> 01:10:41,527 (CAR HORN HONKING) 1106 01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:44,989 MIKE: Is she even home? 1107 01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:49,494 ADAM: Brooke! 1108 01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:55,500 MIKE: Hi. 1109 01:10:56,752 --> 01:10:58,086 ADAM: What do you think? 1110 01:10:58,587 --> 01:10:59,921 BROOKE: Is it yours? 1111 01:11:00,172 --> 01:11:02,340 ADAM: Is it mine? Fuck, yeah, it's mine. 1112 01:11:03,675 --> 01:11:05,009 BROOKE: It's very you. 1113 01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:07,428 Come on. Let's go. We're going to celebrate. 1114 01:11:07,679 --> 01:11:08,721 Come on. 1115 01:11:08,889 --> 01:11:10,431 - Come on. - Come on. 1116 01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:14,811 Come on. Come here. Come on. 1117 01:11:14,978 --> 01:11:17,313 - Are you calling me like a dog? MIKE: What, huh? 1118 01:11:17,481 --> 01:11:19,649 - Are you calling me like a dog? ADAM: Who did that? 1119 01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:21,317 You want me to say something to him? 1120 01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:23,069 - Ha, ha. MIKE: I'll say something to him. 1121 01:11:23,237 --> 01:11:26,531 - Okay, so I've seen the stripping. - Yup. 1122 01:11:26,698 --> 01:11:28,783 Tell me about being an entrepreneur. 1123 01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:31,953 It's "entrepreneur" actually. It's, uh, French. 1124 01:11:32,121 --> 01:11:35,123 You know about the roofing, and I got a mobile-detailing thing. 1125 01:11:35,290 --> 01:11:38,835 But the whole endgame is the custom furniture business I'm trying to start. 1126 01:11:39,002 --> 01:11:43,131 Custom furniture? So you must be really good with your hands. 1127 01:11:44,049 --> 01:11:46,467 - I did not say that. - Yes, I did. 1128 01:11:46,635 --> 01:11:49,637 But I'm glad you made that point. It's very insightful, actually. 1129 01:11:49,805 --> 01:11:51,722 - That's a lot of stuff. - Yes, it is. 1130 01:11:51,890 --> 01:11:55,560 If you could wake up and do the one thing that would make you the happiest.... 1131 01:11:55,727 --> 01:11:57,270 - The happiest? - Yeah, money aside. 1132 01:11:57,437 --> 01:12:01,983 I would wake up on the beach somewhere just making stuff every day. 1133 01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:03,484 - Really? - Yeah. 1134 01:12:03,652 --> 01:12:06,279 Really? Tables and chairs, that kind of thing? 1135 01:12:06,446 --> 01:12:09,365 Anything. Everything. But custom, one-of-a-kind stuff. 1136 01:12:09,533 --> 01:12:13,202 Not the knock-off stuff you see in people's kitchens from time to time. 1137 01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:16,122 Hey. I don't have a custom furniture-maker man. 1138 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:17,748 - Well, now you do. - Okay? Heh. 1139 01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:20,209 - So are you in business? Why aren't you? - Heh. 1140 01:12:20,377 --> 01:12:24,714 I will be as soon as the banks start making the competitive rates and loans. 1141 01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:26,591 Look, I've been saving for six years. 1142 01:12:26,758 --> 01:12:29,677 Why do you think I'm doing all these stupid businesses... 1143 01:12:29,845 --> 01:12:34,974 ...and the stripping? I've saved about 13 grand. It's gonna happen eventually. 1144 01:12:35,142 --> 01:12:38,728 - Wow, 13. That's a lot of ones. - Heh. 1145 01:12:38,896 --> 01:12:40,605 There were some fives in there. 1146 01:12:40,772 --> 01:12:42,106 No 20s? 1147 01:12:42,274 --> 01:12:44,567 You don't want to know what I have to do for 20s. 1148 01:12:44,735 --> 01:12:46,903 - I don't. - Let's drink these and I'll show you. 1149 01:12:47,070 --> 01:12:49,155 BROOKE: - No, that's okay, heh. MIKE: - Heh. 1150 01:12:49,323 --> 01:12:50,990 So, Miami, huh? 1151 01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:52,950 Mm-hm. 1152 01:12:54,328 --> 01:12:56,329 - Don't be mad. - I'm not mad. 1153 01:12:56,496 --> 01:13:00,333 I'm not trying to tell him what to do. I just don't like it. 1154 01:13:02,169 --> 01:13:07,506 Did you just...? I want to clear something up. Did you just take my advice? 1155 01:13:07,674 --> 01:13:11,302 By not telling him what to do? No. I just don't have a choice. 1156 01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:15,723 - I think that was something I said to you. - What, you want some credit? 1157 01:13:15,891 --> 01:13:17,308 - Are we fighting? - Ha, ha. 1158 01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:18,935 Is this our first fight? 1159 01:13:19,186 --> 01:13:20,311 Come on. Let's make up. 1160 01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:22,813 - I don't like being mad at you. - Look at that face. 1161 01:13:22,981 --> 01:13:25,191 - I really don't like being mad at you. - You guys are going to have fun in Miami. 1162 01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:26,692 (CHUCKLES) 1163 01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:29,028 Just try not to forget about the normal people. 1164 01:13:29,279 --> 01:13:32,323 Like the people who exist in the daylight. The non-vampires. 1165 01:13:32,491 --> 01:13:34,575 - So you're not a vampire? - No, I'm not a vampire. 1166 01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:37,119 Well, this is not going to work out at all between you and I. 1167 01:13:37,287 --> 01:13:38,704 (BROOKE LAUGHS) 1168 01:13:39,539 --> 01:13:42,833 - A thing for vampires, heh? - Yeah. Got a bit of a thing. 1169 01:13:43,001 --> 01:13:45,002 You want to get something to eat sometime? 1170 01:13:45,170 --> 01:13:47,880 I don't know, just like get some food? 1171 01:13:48,882 --> 01:13:50,883 What do you mean, like a date? 1172 01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:55,888 No. If you don't want to call it that, no. 1173 01:13:56,056 --> 01:13:57,098 I don't know. 1174 01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:59,850 Why? Because of what's-his-name that moved to Orlando? 1175 01:14:00,018 --> 01:14:01,060 Paul? 1176 01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:05,481 - Yeah. Paul and I are figuring things out. - Hmm. 1177 01:14:05,649 --> 01:14:06,983 How's that going, heh? 1178 01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,568 - Are you going to weigh in on that too? - No. 1179 01:14:09,736 --> 01:14:13,864 Plus, I don't exactly sport-fuck my brother's stripper friends. 1180 01:14:14,032 --> 01:14:16,117 I'm sorry, who said anything about that? 1181 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:18,911 I was just talking about talking and being friends. 1182 01:14:19,079 --> 01:14:21,914 If you want to talk, my door is always open, Mike. 1183 01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:24,667 ADAM: Are you trying to hit on my sister? 1184 01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:29,005 MIKE: No. I'm sorry, and if I was, what the hell are you going to do about it? 1185 01:14:29,172 --> 01:14:30,172 Whoa, brother. 1186 01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:31,340 (ADAM LAUGHS) 1187 01:14:31,508 --> 01:14:32,925 - Not me. Her. BROOKE: Heh. 1188 01:14:33,093 --> 01:14:36,220 Oh, my God. Come on, let's do one more. One more, come on. 1189 01:14:36,388 --> 01:14:39,098 Dude, I would love to, but we can't. You get Dallas' text? 1190 01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:41,183 We got a sorority in like a half hour. 1191 01:14:41,601 --> 01:14:43,060 BROOKE: A sorority? 1192 01:14:43,228 --> 01:14:46,022 Five hundred bones to rub our nuts... 1193 01:14:46,189 --> 01:14:49,108 - ...on some girl's chest. - Adam, I see what's happening here. 1194 01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:53,279 MIKE: I ate a Kappa just like this. I ate a Kappa. I ate a Kappa. 1195 01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:56,073 You guys are really.... Have a great time. 1196 01:14:56,241 --> 01:14:58,075 MIKE: Come on. We gotta stop fighting like this. 1197 01:14:58,243 --> 01:15:00,870 BROOKE: Heh. MIKE: We gotta stop fighting. 1198 01:15:01,121 --> 01:15:03,497 Just find your own way back. I got the keys, right? 1199 01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:05,708 You do not have the keys. Oh, shit, you do. 1200 01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:08,544 BROOKE: I have the keys. MIKE: She's got the keys. We got to go. 1201 01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:12,048 (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1202 01:15:24,144 --> 01:15:26,479 MIKE: Good evening. You live here? KIM: Yeah. 1203 01:15:26,646 --> 01:15:28,606 - Yeah? What's your name? - Kim. 1204 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:31,025 Kim, can you move back for me, please? 1205 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:34,653 We keep getting complaints of noise and underage drinking. 1206 01:15:34,821 --> 01:15:37,907 Gentlemen? Everybody's 21 here? 1207 01:15:38,658 --> 01:15:40,951 I might need to check some IDs, unfortunately. 1208 01:15:41,119 --> 01:15:43,162 Can you accompany me in here, please? 1209 01:15:44,664 --> 01:15:46,999 Ladies, everybody's 21 here? 1210 01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:48,501 - Yeah. - Yes? 1211 01:15:48,668 --> 01:15:51,170 She is definitely not 21, I'm sorry. What's your birthday? 1212 01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:53,172 SORORITY GIRL: Uh, May 20th, 19.... 1213 01:15:53,340 --> 01:15:56,384 That's what I thought. Put your hands on the wall. Everybody sit. 1214 01:15:56,551 --> 01:15:58,552 We're going to be here for a while. 1215 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,222 Can you please spread your legs for me, ma'am? 1216 01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:04,850 You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you? 1217 01:16:05,018 --> 01:16:06,936 SORORITY GIRL: No. - Good. 1218 01:16:07,187 --> 01:16:09,105 Because I do. 1219 01:16:09,272 --> 01:16:11,273 (ALL SCREAMING AND CHEERING) 1220 01:17:50,582 --> 01:17:52,291 Did you see it? 1221 01:17:57,130 --> 01:17:58,589 Hey! 1222 01:17:58,757 --> 01:18:01,050 Did you give some Ecstasy to my girl? 1223 01:18:01,301 --> 01:18:02,343 No. 1224 01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:04,803 I said, did you give some Ecstasy to my chick? 1225 01:18:04,971 --> 01:18:06,055 Hey, fuck off. 1226 01:18:06,223 --> 01:18:08,641 Okay. Cool. 1227 01:18:08,808 --> 01:18:09,808 (ALL SCREAM) 1228 01:18:11,686 --> 01:18:13,229 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1229 01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:21,320 Hey! 1230 01:18:25,492 --> 01:18:28,827 MIKE: Hey, back the fuck up. We got to go. Let's go. Adam, let's go. 1231 01:18:28,995 --> 01:18:30,829 All right, back the fuck up. 1232 01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:36,168 Let's go. Let's go. 1233 01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:40,881 MIKE: Oh, what are you doing, man? What the fuck are you doing... 1234 01:18:41,049 --> 01:18:43,092 ...giving pills to girls that you don't know? 1235 01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:45,427 ADAM: Shit, dude. MIKE: You're lucky we got out of there. 1236 01:18:45,595 --> 01:18:48,097 ADAM: My backpack. We have to go back. MIKE: Fuck your backpack. 1237 01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:50,683 ADAM: No, you don't understand. It has my fucking pills. 1238 01:18:50,850 --> 01:18:53,018 MIKE: Fuck your pills. You're going to have to eat it. 1239 01:18:53,186 --> 01:18:56,063 Tobias fronted me pills. Sell them off for some extra cash. 1240 01:18:56,231 --> 01:18:58,816 What the fuck are you doing taking...? Front from Tobias? 1241 01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:00,859 Why is he giving you pills? How many? 1242 01:19:01,111 --> 01:19:04,113 Heh, I don't know, man. Fucking like a hundred. 1243 01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:06,448 "Like a hundred," or a hundred? That's a grand. 1244 01:19:06,616 --> 01:19:08,409 Have to pay every one of those back. 1245 01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,494 Fuck, dude. Fuck that. Guess what? 1246 01:19:10,662 --> 01:19:13,330 MIKE: What do you mean, "fuck that"? ADAM: I got that equity, baby. 1247 01:19:13,498 --> 01:19:16,542 ADAM: Dallas gave me that cut in Miami, whoo! 1248 01:19:17,210 --> 01:19:20,421 I don't even fucking care about a fucking grand. Who cares? 1249 01:19:20,589 --> 01:19:23,882 Fuck. Damn, that was crazy shit. 1250 01:19:24,551 --> 01:19:26,010 Fuck. 1251 01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:40,149 (PEOPLE IN RESTAURANT CHATTERING) 1252 01:19:44,946 --> 01:19:47,573 ADAM: You bailing on me? MIKE: Nope, not at all. 1253 01:19:50,869 --> 01:19:54,705 - Oh, my God. What are you doing here? JOANNA: Hey. 1254 01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:57,833 I thought you were out of town, like, forever. 1255 01:19:58,001 --> 01:20:01,211 Yeah, I decided to stay in town. 1256 01:20:01,379 --> 01:20:03,547 - Great. What's up, man? Mike. - Ryan. 1257 01:20:03,715 --> 01:20:05,424 MIKE: Nice to meet you, sir. - Nice to meet you. 1258 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:10,763 Uh, Ryan, um, is my fiancé. 1259 01:20:14,976 --> 01:20:16,060 What? 1260 01:20:18,146 --> 01:20:20,272 Are you fucking with me right now? 1261 01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:22,232 I'm gonna go hit the bathroom. 1262 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,777 No. You guys sound like you got a lot to talk about. 1263 01:20:24,944 --> 01:20:27,321 It's time for me to go stare in the mirror anyway. 1264 01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:29,490 - Nice meeting you. See you, babe. - Yes, sir. 1265 01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:31,075 JOANNA: Okay. 1266 01:20:37,499 --> 01:20:38,791 MIKE: Hmm.... 1267 01:20:38,958 --> 01:20:42,002 Okay. All right, I'm not exactly.... 1268 01:20:45,173 --> 01:20:46,840 Okay. All right. 1269 01:20:48,843 --> 01:20:50,177 It was good to see you. 1270 01:20:50,428 --> 01:20:53,347 DALLAS: Well, lookie here what the cat dragged in. 1271 01:20:53,598 --> 01:20:54,682 TOBIAS: Coño, what happened? 1272 01:20:56,226 --> 01:20:57,726 MIKE: Uh.... 1273 01:20:57,894 --> 01:21:01,230 It was nothing. It was fucked up. Sorry. 1274 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:04,483 DALLAS: "It was fucked up"? "Sorry"? 1275 01:21:05,610 --> 01:21:07,194 MIKE: Mm-hm. DALLAS: That's all you got to say? 1276 01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:09,822 I don't know. You really want to discuss it? 1277 01:21:10,949 --> 01:21:13,033 I take it you didn't collect. 1278 01:21:13,201 --> 01:21:15,577 Yeah, I'm sorry. I forgot to ask for the money... 1279 01:21:15,745 --> 01:21:18,205 ...as they were throwing beer bottles at our heads. 1280 01:21:18,790 --> 01:21:20,999 It's the last thing I need for my reputation... 1281 01:21:21,167 --> 01:21:22,918 ...before we make the big move, Mike. 1282 01:21:23,086 --> 01:21:24,878 I'm sorry. Are we fucking your reputation up? 1283 01:21:25,046 --> 01:21:26,213 DALLAS: Hmm. 1284 01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:31,343 The last time I checked, I think it's the Kid and I's reputation... 1285 01:21:31,511 --> 01:21:34,304 ...that's "making the big move" for you, isn't it? 1286 01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:40,060 What the fuck did you say, buddy? 1287 01:21:40,228 --> 01:21:43,605 I don't know, you were standing six feet away from me. You heard me. 1288 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:47,901 Hey, you might want to check yourself, old friend. 1289 01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:51,321 Nobody walks on water on my team. 1290 01:21:51,489 --> 01:21:53,157 Except for you, right? 1291 01:21:53,908 --> 01:21:55,701 Old friend. 1292 01:21:55,869 --> 01:21:57,870 Ah. 1293 01:22:01,082 --> 01:22:02,916 What are you thinking about? 1294 01:22:03,501 --> 01:22:06,628 Biting the hand that feeds you, big dog, huh? 1295 01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:11,341 You don't fucking feed me, Dallas. 1296 01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:15,888 I can walk right out that door. Right now. 1297 01:22:16,055 --> 01:22:19,016 And do a fuck of a lot better than 7.5 percent. 1298 01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:21,393 I'm sorry, that used to be 10. 1299 01:22:21,561 --> 01:22:23,103 But you don't. 1300 01:22:24,606 --> 01:22:28,108 You didn't. And you won't. 1301 01:22:28,276 --> 01:22:29,777 Because you can't. 1302 01:22:29,944 --> 01:22:31,695 I can't? Okay. 1303 01:22:32,447 --> 01:22:35,199 DALLAS: So you got to deal with what you got. 1304 01:22:35,366 --> 01:22:36,950 TOBIAS: Hey, what's going on? 1305 01:22:38,119 --> 01:22:40,204 ADAM: That pack you gave me? TOBIAS: Mm. 1306 01:22:40,872 --> 01:22:43,165 ADAM: It's gone. - That's great. 1307 01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:44,541 Gone. 1308 01:22:44,751 --> 01:22:46,627 ADAM: It's "gone" gone. 1309 01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:49,630 - You lost it? - I'm sorry, man. 1310 01:22:50,507 --> 01:22:52,633 Fuck sorry. You got to take care of this. 1311 01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:54,384 ADAM: We'll figure it out. It's fine. 1312 01:22:54,552 --> 01:22:56,804 No, you need to figure it out. 1313 01:22:56,971 --> 01:22:58,972 ADAM: Get the fuck off me. 1314 01:23:00,642 --> 01:23:03,560 Seniority don't mean shit around here, man. 1315 01:23:03,728 --> 01:23:06,939 You are worth the cash you pry out of their fucking purses. 1316 01:23:07,106 --> 01:23:09,024 You know that better than anybody. 1317 01:23:09,192 --> 01:23:12,361 You want a bigger piece? Come up with some fresher shit, man. 1318 01:23:12,529 --> 01:23:14,446 You're not getting any younger. 1319 01:23:15,990 --> 01:23:18,242 What the fuck are you doing? 1320 01:23:18,910 --> 01:23:22,913 I need you doing the sailor routine tonight. I got four tables of Navy wives stageside. 1321 01:23:23,081 --> 01:23:26,416 - Get changed. - Oh, no. I'm taking your advice. 1322 01:23:26,584 --> 01:23:30,921 Bringing you some fresher shit. Seeing as I'm getting equity and all. 1323 01:23:32,632 --> 01:23:34,633 (ALL CHEERING) 1324 01:23:37,303 --> 01:23:39,888 (EXCISION AND DATSIK'S "CALYPSO" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 1325 01:24:44,787 --> 01:24:46,872 TITO: Perfect date time. 1326 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,209 TARZAN: Give me the astronaut thing. 1327 01:24:51,377 --> 01:24:53,420 RICHIE: I met this guy.... 1328 01:24:53,671 --> 01:24:55,756 KEN: You got them going out there, Mike. 1329 01:24:56,257 --> 01:24:58,133 KEN: Good job, man. 1330 01:24:59,427 --> 01:25:03,180 RICHIE: He's met just about every single Russian and American astronaut... 1331 01:25:03,431 --> 01:25:06,350 ...that's ever been in outer space, living or dead. 1332 01:25:07,935 --> 01:25:10,437 The first man in outer space... 1333 01:25:11,272 --> 01:25:13,065 ...Russian. Yuri Gagarin. 1334 01:25:13,232 --> 01:25:14,775 TARZAN: Cosmonaut. RICHIE: He's the second one. 1335 01:25:14,942 --> 01:25:17,069 The first one died on reentry. 1336 01:25:17,236 --> 01:25:19,529 MIKE: We're gonna get fucked up tonight, right? 1337 01:27:07,555 --> 01:27:08,930 BROOKE: Mike. 1338 01:27:12,101 --> 01:27:13,143 BROOKE: Mike, hello. 1339 01:27:13,478 --> 01:27:15,020 (BANGING ON DOOR) 1340 01:27:16,189 --> 01:27:17,522 BROOKE: Open up. 1341 01:27:24,572 --> 01:27:27,073 BROOKE: Mike. - All right. Hold on. 1342 01:27:33,206 --> 01:27:34,539 - Hey. - Hey. 1343 01:27:34,707 --> 01:27:36,166 You have fun last night? 1344 01:27:36,334 --> 01:27:38,460 - What? - Did you have fun last night? 1345 01:27:38,628 --> 01:27:40,170 Yeah, uh, what's up? 1346 01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:41,922 Is Adam here? 1347 01:27:42,590 --> 01:27:46,343 He left me weird-sounding voice messages, sounded fucked up. 1348 01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:48,011 And now I can't reach him. 1349 01:27:48,179 --> 01:27:50,430 - Yeah, he's in here. - Okay. Cool. 1350 01:27:54,936 --> 01:27:56,478 BROOKE: Where is he? 1351 01:27:56,646 --> 01:27:58,480 MIKE: Uh, he should be upstairs. 1352 01:27:58,648 --> 01:28:03,777 He's with somebody, though, so, you know, I'd call out. 1353 01:28:03,945 --> 01:28:05,111 Kid. 1354 01:28:07,907 --> 01:28:09,533 Adam? 1355 01:28:09,742 --> 01:28:11,117 Adam. Adam. 1356 01:28:11,285 --> 01:28:12,494 MIKE: Fuck. BROOKE: Adam. 1357 01:28:12,662 --> 01:28:13,995 MIKE: Hey. Come here. 1358 01:28:14,163 --> 01:28:15,163 (ADAM GASPS) 1359 01:28:15,331 --> 01:28:16,873 MIKE: Stop. He's fine, he's breathing. 1360 01:28:17,041 --> 01:28:19,501 Oh, my God, Adam. What the fuck did he take? 1361 01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:21,878 Uh, probably just some G. Open your eyes, dude. 1362 01:28:22,046 --> 01:28:24,798 - What the fuck did you do to my brother? MIKE: Relax. Yo, Brooke. 1363 01:28:24,966 --> 01:28:26,591 He's breathing. He's fine. 1364 01:28:26,759 --> 01:28:30,679 Get the fuck off me, Mike. I'll fucking kill you. I will fucking kill you. 1365 01:28:30,847 --> 01:28:32,681 - He's going to be fine, heh. - He's not okay. 1366 01:28:32,849 --> 01:28:34,599 - Calm down. - No, shut up. Shut up! 1367 01:28:34,767 --> 01:28:37,310 Shut up. I see you, Mike. I fucking see you. 1368 01:28:37,478 --> 01:28:41,439 You think you have your shit all figured out, but I fucking see you. 1369 01:28:41,607 --> 01:28:44,693 You just need to relax. You're acting fucking crazy. And I get it. 1370 01:28:44,861 --> 01:28:47,821 You are a bullshit, 30-year-old male stripper. 1371 01:28:48,990 --> 01:28:51,908 - Okay. How about just get the fuck out? - No problem. 1372 01:28:52,076 --> 01:28:55,662 Done. Adam, wake the fuck up. Adam, please. 1373 01:28:55,830 --> 01:28:58,874 (WHIMPERING) Adam, let's go. Come on, Adam. 1374 01:28:59,083 --> 01:29:00,876 BROOKE: Adam. God. 1375 01:29:01,043 --> 01:29:03,253 Adam. Wake up. Adam, we have to go. 1376 01:29:03,421 --> 01:29:05,130 - Stop. - No, Mike, this is my brother. 1377 01:29:05,298 --> 01:29:08,592 Brooke, let me please carry him out. Stop. 1378 01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:11,511 (SOBBING) 1379 01:29:32,867 --> 01:29:35,035 I can't do this anymore, Adam. 1380 01:29:40,124 --> 01:29:41,458 You hear me? 1381 01:30:30,925 --> 01:30:32,425 TOBIAS: Come on, let's go. 1382 01:30:33,094 --> 01:30:35,095 You guys need to stop already. 1383 01:30:38,099 --> 01:30:39,432 MIKE: Motherfucker. 1384 01:30:40,851 --> 01:30:42,477 (ALL GRUNTING) 1385 01:30:42,645 --> 01:30:44,562 TOBIAS: Mike? Get off of him. Hey. 1386 01:30:44,772 --> 01:30:45,814 Hey! 1387 01:30:46,190 --> 01:30:47,774 (ALL GRUNTING) 1388 01:30:49,110 --> 01:30:50,568 MIKE: Fuck off. TOBIAS: I'm so sorry, primo. 1389 01:30:50,736 --> 01:30:51,778 Sorry? Fuck you, man. 1390 01:30:51,946 --> 01:30:53,863 What are you doing breaking into my house? 1391 01:30:54,031 --> 01:30:55,740 TOBIAS: I tried calling your cell, man. 1392 01:30:55,908 --> 01:30:58,535 My cell? Fuck my cell. What are you fucking doing, man? 1393 01:30:58,703 --> 01:31:01,663 I told them not to break shit, but they don't work for me. 1394 01:31:01,831 --> 01:31:03,665 That did a good job, didn't it? 1395 01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:07,293 TOBIAS: Look, man, I'm sorry. We're looking for the Kid, okay? 1396 01:31:07,461 --> 01:31:08,753 Uh, so you brought them here? 1397 01:31:08,921 --> 01:31:11,881 - What are you looking for him for? - He's late on his front. 1398 01:31:12,049 --> 01:31:13,967 And as you can see, he was due today. 1399 01:31:14,218 --> 01:31:18,054 It's 100 pills. That's 1000 bucks. I think he's good for that, don't you? 1400 01:31:18,222 --> 01:31:21,474 No, no, no. Is that what he told you? A hundred? 1401 01:31:21,642 --> 01:31:24,728 We went in on a whole pack, hombre. A whole pack. 1402 01:31:26,856 --> 01:31:29,315 - What's his half? - Ten grand. 1403 01:31:30,901 --> 01:31:33,319 MIKE: What? TOBIAS: Ten grand. 1404 01:31:33,779 --> 01:31:37,615 I don't know if he lost it, or if he's just being a fucking kid. 1405 01:31:37,783 --> 01:31:40,535 Either way, it doesn't matter anymore. Okay? 1406 01:31:41,078 --> 01:31:42,746 Look, you got to... 1407 01:31:44,498 --> 01:31:45,832 What am I...? 1408 01:31:46,751 --> 01:31:49,335 I don't know, I can maybe sign over the van... 1409 01:31:49,503 --> 01:31:51,671 ...until he can figure out something out. 1410 01:31:52,339 --> 01:31:53,673 Fuck, I don't know, man. 1411 01:31:53,924 --> 01:31:59,262 Come on, primo. The guys I'm rolling with, they ain't about fucking paperwork, man. 1412 01:32:03,642 --> 01:32:07,062 TOBIAS: If you want, I can talk to my guys and we can try to get him another day. 1413 01:32:07,229 --> 01:32:09,731 And what the fuck would that do? He doesn't have it. 1414 01:32:09,899 --> 01:32:12,776 Hey, look... I just hate to see you doing this. 1415 01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:15,153 MIKE: Just don't give him any more shit to sell. 1416 01:32:15,321 --> 01:32:17,906 No, that's fine. He's starting to act like a real punk. 1417 01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:21,326 - One of us should talk to him. - Well, you've done enough, haven't you? 1418 01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:22,786 I'll talk to him. It's fine. 1419 01:32:24,121 --> 01:32:25,955 (GATE OPENING THEN CLOSING) 1420 01:32:36,634 --> 01:32:38,635 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1421 01:32:40,596 --> 01:32:42,347 (MIKE SIGHS) 1422 01:32:53,734 --> 01:32:55,026 Hey. 1423 01:32:56,153 --> 01:32:57,403 Um.... 1424 01:32:57,571 --> 01:32:59,364 I'm looking for Adam. He's not picking up his phone. 1425 01:32:59,532 --> 01:33:02,158 - Is he all right? - Yeah, he's okay. 1426 01:33:02,326 --> 01:33:04,911 I mean, he doesn't live here anymore. 1427 01:33:05,830 --> 01:33:07,163 MIKE: Where is he? 1428 01:33:07,832 --> 01:33:10,291 I'm not sure. I think he's with Nora. 1429 01:33:14,922 --> 01:33:19,134 Okay, cool. Just, uh, let him know that I'm looking for him if you see him. 1430 01:33:20,761 --> 01:33:23,721 Ha, this is so much bullshit. 1431 01:33:23,889 --> 01:33:25,098 You know that, right? 1432 01:33:25,266 --> 01:33:28,852 This is really how we're going to end this? Are you fucking serious? 1433 01:33:31,021 --> 01:33:34,816 - I said everything I needed to say. - You had a lot to say yesterday. 1434 01:33:34,984 --> 01:33:37,902 You don't have anything else to say? You want to add onto that? 1435 01:33:38,070 --> 01:33:40,488 You damn sure didn't let me talk, so let me talk now. 1436 01:33:40,656 --> 01:33:42,282 I'm sorry that I fucked it up. 1437 01:33:42,449 --> 01:33:45,702 I didn't mean to do that. I didn't want to fuck it up. I promised... 1438 01:33:45,870 --> 01:33:49,289 ...that I would take care of him, and I didn't, and I'm sorry about that. 1439 01:33:49,456 --> 01:33:51,249 You're the last person that I... 1440 01:33:53,794 --> 01:33:56,004 Yeah, I believe you... 1441 01:33:56,172 --> 01:33:58,631 ...and I know you're basically a good person. 1442 01:33:58,799 --> 01:34:00,842 Adam was... 1443 01:34:03,095 --> 01:34:05,597 ...going to do whatever Adam wanted to do. 1444 01:34:07,558 --> 01:34:09,350 I just can't be around your lifestyle. 1445 01:34:09,518 --> 01:34:13,146 You can't be around my...? I'm not my lifestyle. 1446 01:34:15,399 --> 01:34:18,484 That's who you think...? That isn't fucking... 1447 01:34:20,154 --> 01:34:22,447 I'm not... Am I Magic, uh...? 1448 01:34:22,615 --> 01:34:24,657 Am I Magic Mike right now talking to you? 1449 01:34:27,161 --> 01:34:30,371 I'm not my goddamn job. That's not who... 1450 01:34:30,539 --> 01:34:34,542 That's not what I do. That's not me. It is what I do, but it's not who I am. 1451 01:34:34,710 --> 01:34:36,461 I'm not just... 1452 01:34:37,838 --> 01:34:39,380 That's why I want to go to Miami. 1453 01:34:39,548 --> 01:34:42,050 I don't want to fucking be some 40-year-old stripper. 1454 01:34:42,218 --> 01:34:44,344 I want to own something. I want to actually... 1455 01:34:49,683 --> 01:34:52,018 I've been trying to, this whole time... 1456 01:34:57,024 --> 01:34:59,484 So you don't believe anything that I've said to you? 1457 01:34:59,652 --> 01:35:01,861 You don't... Right now. Nothing. I'm just... 1458 01:35:02,112 --> 01:35:03,446 You don't believe any of it? 1459 01:35:04,448 --> 01:35:07,242 Mike, I think the question is, do you believe it? 1460 01:35:10,037 --> 01:35:14,332 I just think that Miami is going to be a bigger, badder version of this. 1461 01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:16,542 But good luck to you. 1462 01:35:18,045 --> 01:35:20,046 If you believe it, good luck to you. 1463 01:35:20,631 --> 01:35:22,215 And Adam too. 1464 01:35:22,633 --> 01:35:24,592 But I'm going to be here. 1465 01:35:44,238 --> 01:35:45,488 Hey. 1466 01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:47,824 I, uh.... 1467 01:35:48,492 --> 01:35:51,411 I want to say thank you about the money. 1468 01:35:51,578 --> 01:35:53,496 I know how much that shit meant to you... 1469 01:35:53,664 --> 01:35:57,375 ...especially because of that furniture crap you wanted to do. 1470 01:35:57,543 --> 01:35:58,876 (ADAM CHUCKLES) 1471 01:36:00,254 --> 01:36:01,587 I, uh.... 1472 01:36:03,590 --> 01:36:07,427 I'm gonna pay you back every last cent. I want you to know that. 1473 01:36:10,222 --> 01:36:11,264 All right. 1474 01:36:11,432 --> 01:36:15,435 Man, we're gonna look back in 20 years. You're gonna be dead, probably... 1475 01:36:15,602 --> 01:36:20,523 ...but I can look back in 20 years and look at the shit that we've done together, man. 1476 01:36:20,691 --> 01:36:24,569 Fuck. Look where I was three months ago. 1477 01:36:25,362 --> 01:36:26,863 Three months ago. 1478 01:36:27,114 --> 01:36:29,073 Look at where I am now. 1479 01:36:30,993 --> 01:36:32,869 I can't thank you enough. 1480 01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:35,705 Fuck, man. I was nowhere. 1481 01:36:36,790 --> 01:36:38,666 I have money. 1482 01:36:38,834 --> 01:36:41,127 I can fuck who I want to fuck. 1483 01:36:41,462 --> 01:36:44,380 I have freedom, thanks to you. 1484 01:36:45,632 --> 01:36:48,301 And I'm having a fucking ball. 1485 01:36:49,970 --> 01:36:53,973 And we're going to have a fucking ball in Miami, man. 1486 01:36:54,141 --> 01:36:57,060 So can you smile? Can you look at me? 1487 01:36:59,313 --> 01:37:01,105 I only have one thing to say. 1488 01:37:01,273 --> 01:37:03,816 And that is: To my best friend. 1489 01:37:06,487 --> 01:37:11,574 A guy who has given me more in this lifetime than I could ever ask for. 1490 01:37:13,827 --> 01:37:15,828 And to bright futures. 1491 01:37:18,123 --> 01:37:20,166 DALLAS (SINGING): Ladies of Tampa 1492 01:37:22,753 --> 01:37:24,128 (CROWD WHOOPS) 1493 01:37:24,296 --> 01:37:29,133 The first time that you ever walked into my life 1494 01:37:30,803 --> 01:37:35,932 In oh many ways you all became my wife 1495 01:37:36,100 --> 01:37:37,225 (CROWD CHEERING) 1496 01:37:37,393 --> 01:37:39,727 Ladies, yeah, I'm talkin' to you 1497 01:37:39,895 --> 01:37:41,854 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1498 01:37:42,272 --> 01:37:45,691 Ladies of Tampa 1499 01:37:47,653 --> 01:37:51,280 Even though we gotta go 1500 01:37:51,615 --> 01:37:54,617 There's one thing you gotta know 1501 01:37:55,577 --> 01:38:01,040 Ain't no matter How much you love me for sure 1502 01:38:01,208 --> 01:38:04,127 Ooh, ooh, ooh 1503 01:38:04,336 --> 01:38:06,129 I'll always love you more 1504 01:38:06,296 --> 01:38:08,589 (CROWD CHEERING) 1505 01:38:08,757 --> 01:38:11,843 I'll always love you more than you know 1506 01:38:12,010 --> 01:38:16,055 You got me tied to a chain I'm just a slave to your soul 1507 01:38:16,223 --> 01:38:21,519 And there ain't nothin' I can do about it That's fo' sho 1508 01:38:22,104 --> 01:38:24,439 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1509 01:38:25,315 --> 01:38:27,650 Ladies of Tampa 1510 01:38:30,654 --> 01:38:32,864 (KISS'S "CALLING DR. LOVE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 1511 01:39:09,234 --> 01:39:11,068 DICK: I could be a friend to you. TARZAN: Ha, ha. 1512 01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:12,737 What about romance? 1513 01:39:12,988 --> 01:39:15,823 TITO: Hit them with the long arm of love, baby. 1514 01:39:16,158 --> 01:39:18,951 DICK: My good friend, Andy. TITO: Ha, ha. 1515 01:39:19,119 --> 01:39:21,078 TARZAN: I'm just saying you always put up a fight. 1516 01:39:21,246 --> 01:39:24,832 TITO: I know what we could do: Anaconda Part 3. 1517 01:39:25,209 --> 01:39:26,667 ADAM: Hey, uh, what about...? 1518 01:39:26,835 --> 01:39:29,879 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1519 01:41:02,264 --> 01:41:03,431 DALLAS: Whoo! 1520 01:41:03,599 --> 01:41:04,640 TITO: Yeah. - Motherfucker. 1521 01:41:04,808 --> 01:41:06,976 Dallas be riding again. 1522 01:41:07,144 --> 01:41:09,437 Whoo! It's a fucking revival. 1523 01:41:09,771 --> 01:41:11,397 Huh! 1524 01:41:11,565 --> 01:41:14,525 Hot damn. It feels good to be back on that fucking horse again. 1525 01:41:14,693 --> 01:41:18,070 TITO: That was the old stuff. - Oh, shit. 1526 01:41:18,238 --> 01:41:19,614 TITO: Still got it. 1527 01:41:19,781 --> 01:41:21,991 Y'all ready to rock a little and fucking rein them in? 1528 01:41:22,159 --> 01:41:23,951 ALL: Yeah. 1529 01:41:24,119 --> 01:41:25,161 DALLAS: Yeah. 1530 01:41:25,329 --> 01:41:26,412 Where's Mike? 1531 01:41:26,580 --> 01:41:27,997 He's gone. 1532 01:41:28,165 --> 01:41:29,206 DALLAS: Mikey? 1533 01:41:29,374 --> 01:41:32,084 TITO: He went back to take a piss. He should be back any second. 1534 01:41:32,252 --> 01:41:33,544 Mikey's gone. 1535 01:41:33,712 --> 01:41:35,421 DALLAS: What do you mean, he's gone? 1536 01:41:36,173 --> 01:41:39,675 I thought he was going to go take a piss and he went out the back door. 1537 01:41:41,261 --> 01:41:42,928 TITO: Hey, Mike, yo. 1538 01:41:43,930 --> 01:41:45,097 TITO: Let's go, we're up. 1539 01:41:48,852 --> 01:41:50,853 He's coming back, man. 1540 01:41:53,273 --> 01:41:55,733 All right, come here. 1541 01:41:59,738 --> 01:42:01,572 You ready to be the man? 1542 01:42:02,449 --> 01:42:05,534 - Are you ready to be the man? - Yes, I'm ready. 1543 01:42:06,620 --> 01:42:08,746 - I've been waiting for this for a long time. - It's all yours. Come here. 1544 01:42:08,914 --> 01:42:09,955 (DALLAS GRUNTS) 1545 01:42:10,123 --> 01:42:12,625 Start right fucking now. Let's make it fucking count. 1546 01:42:12,793 --> 01:42:15,628 All the way. Let's go. Kid's in, Mike's out. 1547 01:42:15,796 --> 01:42:20,466 Let's bring this motherfucker down all the way to Miami. Let's go. Hey. 1548 01:42:20,634 --> 01:42:24,095 DALLAS: All right, ladies. So we know we made fire. 1549 01:42:24,262 --> 01:42:26,889 We know we got fire, now we got to make it rain. 1550 01:42:27,057 --> 01:42:30,685 Can you make it rain, ladies? Can you make it rain? 1551 01:42:30,852 --> 01:42:33,896 Let's give it up for the last time on this stage. 1552 01:42:34,064 --> 01:42:39,652 The one, the only, your very own, the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 1553 01:42:39,820 --> 01:42:41,821 (CROWD CHEERING) 1554 01:42:54,876 --> 01:42:55,960 BROOKE: Hey. 1555 01:42:56,461 --> 01:42:58,379 What are you doing here? 1556 01:43:00,424 --> 01:43:01,716 MIKE: Um.... 1557 01:43:02,884 --> 01:43:04,885 Aren't you supposed to be at the show? 1558 01:43:09,141 --> 01:43:11,142 Can I, uh, um...? 1559 01:43:12,144 --> 01:43:14,395 I just need to talk. 1560 01:43:20,152 --> 01:43:21,485 Yeah, okay. 1561 01:43:22,154 --> 01:43:23,487 Come on in. 1562 01:43:23,822 --> 01:43:25,573 (CLEARS THROAT) 1563 01:43:45,635 --> 01:43:47,595 MIKE: Um.... 1564 01:43:49,890 --> 01:43:51,515 I, uh... I just came by to... 1565 01:43:51,683 --> 01:43:53,768 Look, before you say anything... 1566 01:43:53,935 --> 01:43:55,603 ...I just need you to know that... 1567 01:43:55,771 --> 01:44:00,149 ...when you came by this morning, Adam hadn't told me what you did for him. 1568 01:44:00,317 --> 01:44:02,735 And that was really a lot of money. 1569 01:44:02,903 --> 01:44:06,322 - You did not have to do that. - I didn't do it for him. 1570 01:44:07,532 --> 01:44:10,576 Look, that's not even why I came by. I just... 1571 01:44:11,828 --> 01:44:15,456 Ah, um, look, I'm not going to Miami. 1572 01:44:16,917 --> 01:44:21,295 - Really? - Yeah. I think you're right. I'm done. 1573 01:44:23,590 --> 01:44:25,216 Wow. 1574 01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:28,177 What are you gonna do? 1575 01:44:31,223 --> 01:44:34,683 Heh, I don't know. I guess I need a new plan. 1576 01:44:40,273 --> 01:44:43,359 Do you want to get some food and talk about it? 1577 01:44:48,698 --> 01:44:50,950 What, like a date? 1578 01:44:52,828 --> 01:44:54,537 Well.... 1579 01:44:55,372 --> 01:44:57,790 What would Tall Paul say, huh? 1580 01:44:58,458 --> 01:45:03,838 Tall Paul can't say anything anymore. I broke up with him. 1581 01:45:06,132 --> 01:45:07,800 He didn't like breakfast food? 1582 01:45:10,136 --> 01:45:11,720 Not as much as I do. 1583 01:45:11,888 --> 01:45:17,476 This is a good thing. In that case, I would love to get some breakfast. 1584 01:45:17,644 --> 01:45:18,853 Okay. 1585 01:45:19,729 --> 01:45:21,272 Let's go get something to eat. 1586 01:45:21,439 --> 01:45:26,360 The thing is I only go to one place. It's my favorite place. 1587 01:45:26,528 --> 01:45:29,488 They have the best omelets. They know my order. I walk in... 1588 01:45:29,656 --> 01:45:32,491 ...the food's basically on the table. They'd help you out too. 1589 01:45:32,659 --> 01:45:35,536 Get some waffles for you, pancakes, whatever you want. 1590 01:45:35,704 --> 01:45:38,330 I love waffles. Let's go there. 1591 01:45:39,082 --> 01:45:41,876 The problem is it doesn't open until 6 a.m. 1592 01:45:48,508 --> 01:45:50,509 That's like seven hours from now. 1593 01:45:52,429 --> 01:45:53,762 Mm-hm. 1594 01:45:54,848 --> 01:45:56,140 Yeah. 1595 01:45:59,185 --> 01:46:01,270 What could we do with seven hours? 1596 01:50:24,117 --> 01:50:26,118 (English - US - SDH)