1 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:35,312 Last Day of School May 28, 1976 - 1:05 P.M. 2 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,919 I'm headed this way. 3 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,832 Later. - So what did we decide? - About what? 4 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,389 About tonight? 5 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,952 I'll probably get hung up with the guys. 6 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,352 Why don't we just meet at the party? - Okay. 7 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:55,116 Wouldn't want you waitin' around for me all night. - Alright. - Cool. 8 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:56,669 See ya later. - Bye. 9 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:10,869 Slater - san! 10 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:18,395 How's it goin'? - Fixin' to be a lot better. 11 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:23,039 What time is your party, man? - 9:30, man. 12 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,352 I'll be there, man. 13 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,273 See ya later, alligator. 14 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:33,389 Wait! I gotta cruise by this afternoon on a little business, 15 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:38,271 if you know what I'm talkin' about. - That. - It's what I'm talking about. 16 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,155 I'm fuckin' wasted. 17 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,797 Walkin' down the hall by myself, smokin' a "J" with 50 elves. 18 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,351 Later. - Woodward, Bernstein. 19 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:58,676 That makes you Deep Throat! Is this a smoked or liquid lunch? 20 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,513 Smoked, right? 21 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:04,230 Are we gonna play poker tonight? - Count me out. 22 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,438 I'll probably be going to Pickford's party. 23 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:12,277 We should do that. We can play poker anytime. - Go to a party? 24 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,432 Mike! Cynthia...? - Don't worry about it. 25 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:18,913 I don't feel comfortable at those things. - Pick us up at 8. 26 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,278 I guess we're going to the party. 27 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:27,470 I gotta tell you about this dream. - Oh yeah? 28 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:32,510 But you gotta promise not to tell anyone. Say "l promise." 29 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,152 I promise not to tell anyone. - Thank you. 30 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:41,194 Okay, there I am. And I'm gettin' it on 31 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:45,309 with this perfect female body, but... 32 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,116 What? - I can't say. 33 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:54,920 You can't build me up and not deliver! "Perfect female body." Not bad. 34 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,231 But the head of Abraham Lincoln. 35 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,358 I mean, the hat and the beard... 36 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,991 Oh well, best not think too deeply. - Best not. 37 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:10,598 I gotta get some stuff from Mr. Birchfield. See ya in a few minutes. 38 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:15,193 "Gilligan's transistor radio." That was a good one! 39 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:22,029 What about that one where that sexy surfer catches that huge wave! 40 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,271 You remember that? - Oh yeah. 41 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,194 The mosquitoes! - Pink, let's go! 42 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:28,999 Come on! 43 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:34,918 I can't go until Miss Wilk gets here. So get Benny. - Alright. 44 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,873 What? - Coach gave me something for you. 45 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:47,631 They're really doin' this? - He wants 'em all back today. 46 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:52,318 Everybody's signing it? - Just to get him off our backs. 47 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:56,395 You sign it. Never think about it again! 48 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,360 You're gonna make a big deal outta this, aren't you? 49 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:06,188 You're gettin' air from here. It's no good. You see this? 50 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,951 It's gotta be tight 51 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,590 to get a good hit. 52 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:26,036 I ain't believin' that about Bonham's 1 - hour drum solo. - 2 minutes. 53 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:29,238 You couldn't handle that on acid. 54 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,428 We're gonna go to the bathroom. Could you let Miss Wilks know? 55 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,676 This is totally amazing! 56 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:49,473 "l voluntarily agree to not indulge in any alcohol, drugs or engage 57 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:54,032 in any other illegal activity that may jeopardize the years of hard work 58 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:58,399 we have committed to a championship season in '76." - Bullshit! 59 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:03,430 You guys are signing? - Apparently. - What next? Urine tests? 60 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,833 I didn't know drugs are such a problem they had resort to neo- McCarthyism! 61 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:12,950 They're afraid we'll have a good time! - The "age- suppressing- youth thing". 62 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:16,670 "Neo- McCarthyism!" I like that! - That's good, Tony. 63 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:22,271 You were in class trying to list all the "Gilligan's lsland" episodes! 64 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,472 What're you talking about, girl? - You weren't thinking about it, huh? 65 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:31,158 "Gilligan's lsland?" - It's what 's called a male pornographic fantasy. 66 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,630 Oh my! - Think about it! 67 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,396 You're alone on a deserted island with two readily available women: 68 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,109 one a seductive sex- goddess type, 69 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:43,512 the other a healthy girl- next- door type with a nice butt. 70 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,559 So guys have it all... the Madonna and the whore. 71 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,032 Women get nothing. We get a geek, 72 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:53,955 an overweight, middle- aged guy, some nerdy scientific type. 73 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,878 The professor is sexy. - Pink! 74 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:03,036 Come on, man! - We're off to raise some hell. Look at that! 75 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,873 Hey, you guys! 76 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:11,958 Wait up! Benny, I have a favor to ask you. - What do you need? 77 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:15,875 Take it easy on my brother this summer. - Mitch Kramer? 78 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,395 Yeah, Mitch Kramer. 79 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,553 I'm gonna give him a beating! 80 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:26,114 Don't get him more than the others. He's kinda little. - You got our word. 81 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:29,751 Little brother'll be okay. - Thanks. See you guys! 82 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,319 These guys, I don't know... 83 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:40,389 Just a little bullshit, right? - Major bullshit. He's a dead man! 84 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:41,949 Shotgun! 85 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:49,637 Check it out. I been waitin' 3 years for this. Those junior high kids 86 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:53,919 are dead meat. We're gonna beat 'em! 87 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,757 Okay, you freshman fucks, listen up! 88 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,549 It's your lucky day. 89 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,428 Usually you spend your freshman summer getting your asses busted 90 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:16,389 and running for your lives. But this year, we feel sorry for you. 91 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,518 So we're gonna take it easy on you 92 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,956 and save us all a lot of time. 93 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:25,478 So if you meet here after school today, 94 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:30,192 you'll only get one lick from each of us. But you run like cowards, 95 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,715 it's open season all summer. 96 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,235 Oh yeah, Mitch Kramer! 97 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,309 Mitchy! 98 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:45,830 We're lookin' for you, pal. Your ass'll be purple... 99 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,592 Have a nice afternoon. 100 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:55,192 You better get outta town. Spend the summer with your grandparents. 101 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,317 You are gonna show up to our game tonight? 102 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:05,591 I'm pitching. I kinda have to. - How should we inscribe your tombstone? 103 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:10,109 How 'bout "Bent over"? - Right, piss- ant! 104 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:14,195 Why aren't they after anybody else? - They are, man. Believe me. 105 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,318 I know, man. 106 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,799 Come on, Mel, hop on. - Let's go! 107 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,469 Shit! 108 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,119 Hey, Coach. 109 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,389 So tell me, 110 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:42,316 any of you girls gonna be ready to play football this fall? - Don't know. 111 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:48,033 I've been doing so good in English, I figured I'd be a writer. 112 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:54,154 You wouldn't know how to write your name if it wasn't on your locker. 113 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:58,633 Don't go soft on me this summer, sitting around the pool all day, 114 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,951 chasing the muff around. 115 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:06,149 Hell, man! My grandmother's quicker than you pansies! 116 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:08,437 'course she's 6'3", 250 117 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:12,429 and runs a 4.5 40. - What's the matter, Floyd? 118 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:17,436 Quarterbacks don't have to do what coaches say? You give him that pledge? 119 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,998 The pledge, did you give it to him? - Yeah, it's right here. 120 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:26,349 If you could get that to us by the end of the day. You guys see that he does. 121 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,830 Alright, Coach. - See ya! 122 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,834 Randy Floyd! 123 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:37,473 You need an attitude adjustment. Get your priorities straight! 124 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,269 And watch out with that other crowd. 125 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,830 Don't think I haven't noticed. Hey! 126 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,508 I want that paper 127 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:49,629 on my desk before you leave here today, you hear me? 128 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,671 "Attitude adjustment!" 129 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:03,074 "Priorities!" - Runs with that bad crowd. Watch yourself. 130 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:09,749 Well, I got Coach's and everybody's attitude- adjusted priorities here. 131 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,597 Yeah, that's good. - Yeah. 132 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:19,279 You hear O'Bannion flunked? - What a dumb shit! 133 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,710 You all ready to bust some ass? 134 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:30,671 What's up, Don, Benny, Melvin? Good to see ya. - See ya in half an hour. 135 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:37,718 We gotta take your truck. I'm low on gas. - My truck? 136 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,359 What're you doing? Picking up trash? 137 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,320 I was waiting for one of them idiot coaches to piss me off. 138 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:50,396 You take the thing too personally. You gotta... shake it off. 139 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,598 Ever thought why we play football? 140 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,959 How many times you gotten laid because you're a football player? 141 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,069 I don't know. 142 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,357 A few, probably. - A few? 143 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:08,197 I bet we could do just as well if we were in a band or something. 144 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:14,195 I gotta put in a final appearance... - Who you got going in there? 145 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:17,349 Vicky. 146 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,433 Come on, let's go get naked now! 147 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,559 Come on! - Mr. Dawson? 148 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:28,750 Take it somewhere else. Mr. Floyd, are you gracing us with your presence? 149 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,353 Might as well. 150 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:32,949 Ginny? 151 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:38,434 You and I could get together. It'll be illegal. I'll keep things quiet. 152 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:48,359 At the party there's gonna be a girl with knockers this big. - Bullshit! 153 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,593 Promise. Two handfuls. - No way! - Hey! 154 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:58,315 Pentico's got his brother's car. Let's go, man. Cool. 155 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,598 Go talk to him. - I'm not going alone. 156 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,918 Mr. Payne? Sir? 157 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:13,316 Every second you let us out early would increase our chance of survival. 158 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,993 Like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle: 159 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,029 "Men, 160 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:25,038 50 of you are leaving on a mission. 25 ain't comin' back." 161 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,032 The '68 Democratic Convention 162 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,908 was probably the most bitchin' time in my life. 163 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:42,829 One more thing: This summer, with all the bicentennial 4th of July brouhaha, 164 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:47,916 you're actually celebrating a bunch of slave- owning, aristocratic white males 165 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:51,153 who didn't want to pay their taxes. 166 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,230 Jump in! Come on! 167 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:33,472 Hurry up, Hirschfelder, or we're gonna leave your ass. - Let's go! 168 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,632 Oh shit! 169 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,516 Ducks on the pond! - How're you doin', boys? 170 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:49,639 Wake up, bitch! Open! Open! 171 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:57,909 Hey, open! 172 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,592 What do you think? - Alright. Let's go. 173 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,911 Hey, you! Come here. 174 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,309 You. 175 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,713 Who are you? 176 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:18,590 Nobody. I mean, I wasn't in the truck. 177 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,150 Are you a freshman? - Yeah. 178 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:25,030 Are you in or are you out? - ln. - Let's go. 179 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,878 We really pissed 'em off. Just drop me off at my house. You still with me? 180 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,269 My house! 181 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:19,116 They're slowing down. You get out and get 'em! 182 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,829 Good luck, man. Be there tonight! 183 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,992 Nice try, freshman. 184 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,915 For being brave little kids, I'm only gonna give you 5 licks. 185 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,910 Grab a pole and let's get going. 186 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,872 I don't think so, creep! 187 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,269 Mom! 188 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,353 Carl, get in the house. 189 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,352 Get in the house! 190 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,678 And you... Get the hell off my property. 191 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:58,154 Sorry, ma'am. I was just escorting your fine son home from school. 192 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,030 There's some ruffians about and l... 193 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,069 Oh, Mitch and Carl, we'll be seeing each other again. 194 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:16,629 I fuckin' saw that, you sack of shit! You two are dead! Fuckin' dead! 195 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,550 Excuse me. Thank you. 196 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,916 Alright, you little freshman bitches! 197 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,759 Air raid! 198 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,797 That was pathetic! 199 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:37,548 Let's try it again. That means get up, you lazy bitches! Get up! 200 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,919 Air raid! 201 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:46,593 That was horrible, you slut girls, you freshman sluts! Get up! 202 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,035 Up! 203 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,234 Up! Up!... Air raid! 204 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:57,631 The entire community seems to be supporting this, or turn their heads. 205 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:01,316 They have permission to use the parking lot. No parents seem to mind. 206 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,314 They're selling concessions. - I know. 207 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:10,114 We seniors, we tried. We gave you a chance, but since you prick teasers 208 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,238 can't follow instructions, 209 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:17,111 we're gonna have to try something else, won't we? Seniors? 210 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,076 You love us. Smile! You love us! 211 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,589 Suffer, sisters! 212 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,673 Eat it! Open wide! 213 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,040 Love it, girls! 214 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,078 Welcome to high school, honey! 215 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,600 Propose to Mr. Dawson. 216 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,035 Will you marry me? 217 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,590 Don't know. What's in it for me? 218 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,037 Anything you want. - Anything? - Anything. 219 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,078 Go like this. 220 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,311 Do you spit or swallow? 221 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,399 Whatever you like. 222 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:35,952 Whatever I like? I'd definitely marry you. - That's so degrading. 223 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,917 You're an asshole. - Yes, I am. 224 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:43,113 That's terrible, man. Horrible. 225 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:51,632 I feel for you. I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it. 226 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:56,591 Now fry like bacon, you little freshmen piggies! 227 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,396 Hi. - Propose to Tony. 228 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,119 Oh, God. 229 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,792 On your knees! 230 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,949 Will you marry me? 231 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:17,158 What am I supposed to say? - I don't know. 232 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,757 What will you do for me? - Anything you want. 233 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:25,632 Imagine the possibilities. Seriously, you can stand up. 234 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,752 What's your name? - Sabrina. - I'm Tony, Anthony actually. 235 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,388 Sorry. 236 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,074 This is Mike. 237 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:37,519 We're just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals, 238 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:41,469 wondering why someone like you would subject yourself to it. 239 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:46,556 What're we having? Social hour? I'm a bitch. Back to the pit. 240 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,197 It's almost over. 241 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,718 Am I mistaken, or was there a little thing going on with that vixen, stud? 242 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:58,874 You know how it is... - Bet she's cute once you clean the shit off her. 243 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:03,199 Okay, it's hot out here, and I'm sick of looking at you. 244 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,070 So let's get outta here. What you lookin' at? 245 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:12,110 Wipe that face off your head, bitch! Get in the truck. 246 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,915 Maybe if you ever left the poker table. - What about you? 247 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,392 The point is, that's why we're going out tonight. 248 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,873 You might experience something more tangible than an Abe Lincoln dream. 249 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:32,871 A hairline fracture! What did you do? - Benny was wearin' their asses out! 250 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,757 Just givin' 'em a little beatin' they'll never forget. 251 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,833 "Here's to you, Ma!" 252 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,111 That's your fuckin' mother! 253 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:46,832 Say man, fuck the coaches. Do it for us. - You pick this thing up? 254 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,789 Yeah. - What're you doin'? - He ain't doin' shit. 255 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:56,596 Any more details of my life you can let me in on, Ben? - Lots! 256 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,712 O'Bannion, what're you doin'? 257 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:06,315 You didn't hear, did you? I got a shotgun pulled on my ass. 258 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,029 Seniors are the best! 259 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,833 Hey, Mrs. Pickford. - You here to see Kevin? 260 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:44,074 No, actually, we came to see you. - Bet you're glad school's out. 261 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:48,439 Got our report cards today. - How did you do? - Straight A's. - Both of you? 262 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:53,675 Just kiddin'. - Big trip? - For the weekend. - Takin' Kev? 263 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,117 No, he's staying here. - Oh, he is? 264 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,670 Go on in. He's up there somewhere. 265 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:10,553 Let's get together sometime. - Yeah, that'd be fun. 266 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,839 What do you do for fun? - Just hang out with the girls. 267 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:19,711 Drive around. That kind of stuff. There's a big party tonight. 268 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,999 Do you wanna come? - Yeah? Cool. 269 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:30,155 You think it'd be all right? - Fine. - Great. Pick you up at 8:30. 270 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,710 See you then. - Okay, bye. 271 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,910 Sample of the goods. 272 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,038 15 bucks. 273 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:59,274 Can you spot me ten? I'll pay you like Tuesday. 274 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,431 Thank you. 275 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,915 Who is it? - Kevin, you need to come out. 276 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,675 It reeks in here. 277 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:20,315 Kevin, there's someone out here who needs to talk to you. 278 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,359 What about? - Get the door, man! Here. 279 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,268 Slater, lose it! - Kevin, open the door. 280 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,755 Dad, Mom. 281 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:36,073 What's up? - Did you order kegs of beer? - No. 282 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,074 There's a fella on a beer truck that says you did. 283 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,791 Oh, really? Just a sec. 284 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,677 That guy said I ordered a keg of beer? - Yeah. 285 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:58,313 He said it's for the Pickford residence. - This address? - Yeah. 286 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,557 Funny. Why don't I see what's going on? - Think you better. 287 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,672 Be right back. 288 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,150 Know anything about a party here? 289 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,594 No, sir. 290 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,399 Hey, man. Aren't you a bit early? 291 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,549 Yeah, about an hour and a half. 292 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:32,476 I got a little action happenin'... - So you got the wrong house. 293 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,592 Yeah, inconvenience for you... Wrong Mr. Pickford altogether! 294 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,560 These things happen. Don't worry about it... Ben. 295 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,552 Were you going to have a party here? - Don't know what that was about. 296 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,111 Start unpacking. We're not goin' anywhere. 297 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,474 Fucker! 298 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,833 Strike two! 299 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,789 Time! 300 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,593 Kramer, get this kid out, or we're gonna beat your ass! 301 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,675 Let's go! - Beat you like a runnin' mule! 302 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:20,232 Hey, man, forget about those guys. Just get this last guy out. 303 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,235 Easy for your ass to say! - There's nothin' you can do. 304 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,392 How'd they know I was gonna be here? 305 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:31,828 Quit stallin'! - Hope you got more than a jock strap under there! 306 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:36,870 Because you're not gonna be able to sit, don't let it affect you. 307 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:43,071 Leave through the gate in right field. That'll draw them out of here. 308 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,948 They're gonna get you anyway. 309 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:48,953 Yeah, get outta here. 310 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,998 What're you lookin' at? Keep your head in the game! 311 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,034 Strike three! 312 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,153 Good game... 313 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,470 Good game! - Way to go. 314 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,913 Come on. 315 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:51,709 Mitch! 316 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,154 What happened to your buds? - Let's get this guy! 317 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,879 How's your dad doing? - He's doing great. 318 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:13,713 This arm ready to throw 2,000 yards next fall? - We'll see. 319 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:19,149 We're dependin' on you boys. Let me tell you what. You're lookin' good. 320 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:24,829 13 starters comin' back, 22 lettermen. 321 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,229 Yeah. 322 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:30,633 You folks take care. - Good to see you, Randy. 323 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,310 Oh God, you know that hurts! - What's goin' on here? 324 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,110 Pink, you missed it! - Where are you headed to now? 325 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,637 The Emporium. Gonna join us? - Yeah, see you up there. 326 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,951 You sign my paddle later. 327 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:03,309 Gotta get seconds with him. - You next, Pink. - Sure. 328 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,517 You already got him. 329 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:10,516 Fuck it. I'm gonna find your skinny partner Carl and his mom. 330 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:15,914 I took it easy on you. You're not smilin' now, you sack of shit. 331 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,989 Benny, Don! - Bummer about Pickford's party. 332 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,349 His old man found out. Total rip- off. 333 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:39,074 We got a few sixers. You with us? - Yeah, gotta go home and change. 334 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:44,679 Catch up with you. - See you later. Kid, take care of that butt. Hold up! 335 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,438 You need a ride? 336 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:52,829 Yeah. 337 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,070 I think they left me. 338 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:00,913 Here you go. 339 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,955 There's always one senior who has to be the bad ass. 340 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:25,151 O'Bannion's gonna be the first senior to take that honor 2 years in a row. 341 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,349 The guy's a dick, right? 342 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,718 Yeah, he's kind of a joke. 343 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:37,308 He's not a bad guy to have on your side. 344 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,829 Did you get it bad when you were a freshman? - Shit, man! 345 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:49,360 They waited for my ass after baseball. It was vicious. 346 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,757 It's best to get a lot at once, 347 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:57,631 'cause after 10 licks, your ass is so numb, it's best to get it over with. 348 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,954 I had some pretty cool seniors. 349 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:07,195 They'd take you out, bust the hell outta you and get you drunk. 350 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,718 Thanks, man. - Take care. 351 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,635 Since the party's not goin' on, 352 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:29,713 me and the other guys'll end up ridin' around. Want us to pick you up? 353 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,397 Think that's a good idea? - Yeah, sure, man. 354 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,759 The guys who haven't got you yet will give you a few days to rest. 355 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:42,472 It'd be pretty cool to show up and let 'em know it doesn't bother you. 356 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:47,392 Yeah, okay. Cool. - See ya later? - Sure. Thanks for the ride. 357 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,229 Hey, man. 358 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,713 Put some ice on it. Won't be anything a few beers can't take care of. 359 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:41,109 What did she say? I'm just interested. What did she call me? 360 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:45,593 You hang out with her. You know it. They talk about us. Just tell us. 361 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:51,677 Nothing. - Nothing? I know you're lying, you bitch! 362 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:56,710 You're not gonna get mad. - I'm not. - I don't care what she thinks. 363 00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,874 She called you a bitch and you a slut. - She called me a slut? 364 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,397 That bitch! - Everybody calls you a slut! 365 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,839 That bitch! I'm gonna kick her ass. What a bitch! 366 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:11,800 You said you weren't gonna get mad. - I'm not mad. 367 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,675 Look, I got a confession to make. - What do you mean? 368 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:28,677 Well, y'know I've been talking about going to law school, to help people? 369 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:35,076 I was standing at the post office and everybody's looking pathetic. 370 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:40,600 People got drool sorta... This guy's bending over. You could see the crack. 371 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,437 And I realized that I don't want to do it. 372 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:50,630 Sounds good but I don't like the people I was talking about helping. 373 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:55,670 I don't like people, period. You guys are okay, but I'm a misanthrope. 374 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,516 You're not goin' to law school? What do you wanna do? 375 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,599 I wanna dance! 376 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,550 Alright, let's rock and roll. 377 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,758 Hop in, man. 378 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,118 Whose car? 379 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,637 You know Wooderson? - How's it goin'? 380 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,038 Pretty good. How's it goin' with you? 381 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,278 Say man, you got a joint? 382 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,076 No, not on me. 383 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,593 It'd be a lot cooler if you did. 384 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:50,151 You drivin' into Houston to get those Aerosmith tickets? - Damn right! 385 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,233 Evenin', ladies. - Nice... 386 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:57,076 Need me to pick up a couple? - Yeah, two. - Cool. 387 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:04,997 You sure I'm okay in here? - If anyone starts messin' with you, play it cool. 388 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,273 One to go. 389 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,670 Prickford! 390 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,237 "Would- a- been" happenin'! - Bummer about your party. 391 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,155 What can I say? Delivery guy bricked. 392 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,790 He said: "Keep your eye on the ball." 393 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:55,990 How's it goin'? - What's goin' on? - Nothin'... nothin' at all. 394 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,238 You know Mitch? - I just heard about you. 395 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,513 What'd you hear? - Don't know. Are you okay? 396 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,838 Guess I'll see you guys later. - Okay. 397 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,675 What grade's she in? - Sophomore. 398 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,592 We gotta hurry though. 399 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,398 Check this out, man. - Donny, I got a big surprise for you. 400 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,713 Come on, let me make this shot! Hold onto this! Tight! 401 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,839 Gene! Nice tongue! Who painted 'em? - Mostly Michelle. 402 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,196 I got an idea. - What? 403 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:58,116 A beer bust later! - Pickford's got a dube about to burn. 404 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,988 You with us? - Think about it. 405 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,914 You cool, man? 406 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,313 Like how? 407 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:18,913 He was just askin' if you get high. - Like smoke pot? 408 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,117 I never have before, but... 409 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,276 Where you goin'? 410 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,998 Hi... No. 411 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,152 Crank it up! 412 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,632 It's the chicks. Shavonne's still 413 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,838 mad at me. Watch me get something going. Hey, what's goin' on? 414 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,913 What're you up to? - A little weed... 415 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:22,239 Maybe a beer bust later on. - Really? Cool! 416 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,279 See you around. - Check you later. 417 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:32,235 Slate, why're you such a dork? - What? - "Check you later!" 418 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,473 Get off my case, man! 419 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,589 Chicks don't wanna hear that shit. - They don't wanna hear anything! 420 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,755 The girls in our classes are all prudes. Worthless little bitches. 421 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,152 The girls ahead of us were wild. Our class is worthless. 422 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:52,439 Maybe you've never got past the sniffin' - butt stage. 423 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,798 It's quality, not quantity. 424 00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:01,593 Wait till I get to college. - All I'm gonna do is bang, bang... 425 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:30,359 Hirschfelder, let's go. - Let's get outta here. 426 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,912 Come on, man! 427 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,034 It's time to leave! 428 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,232 I'll be right back. 429 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:52,236 You leave, you can't come back. - Aw, gee. You hear that? 430 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:56,235 If we leave, we can't come back. - Oh no! 431 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,392 What should we do? 432 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:05,754 What the hell? I was gettin' there. I had my hand up her shirt. 433 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:10,679 You were gettin' there? Hear that? He was getting there! 434 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:15,394 You wouldn't know what to do, so don't worry about it. 435 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,349 Just 'cause you're striking out! - That was our last junior high party. 436 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:24,356 We're in the big time now, where all the girls will be puttin' out. 437 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,753 Your days of pullin' tongue all night are over. - Yeah, right! 438 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:50,469 You didn't know she stuffs her bra? - Those were socks! 439 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,871 They looked real to me. 440 00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,396 Shit! - Scatter! 441 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:22,159 Where you runnin' to? We ain't gonna hurt ya...much. 442 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:27,034 Hold onto that fence and just squeal like a pig. 443 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:31,393 You ready to switch hit? - Oh yeah. - I'm first. 444 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,034 Bastards! 445 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,399 Hey, you guys. 446 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,871 Take it easy on the kid. 447 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,149 Ladies... 448 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,553 Who is that kid? 449 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,833 Some kid we saw that shouldn't have been at the rec center. 450 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,074 Can we have some of those beers? 451 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,836 One of these? - Yeah. - Why? 452 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:17,834 Just gimme a beer. - Get outta here! 453 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:19,829 Catch! 454 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,068 Tubbs, catch! Get outta here. 455 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,392 What're you wastin' a beer on him for? - What? 456 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:31,355 Son of a bitch. - Give 'em a beer. - This fuckin' sucks! 457 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,389 Last fuckin' day of school. No fuckin' party... nothin'! 458 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,116 Another fuckin' beer! - Shut up! 459 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:50,798 Which one of your friends the beer this time? - Hey, fuck her. I did. 460 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,349 Bite me! 461 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:57,390 You wish, asshole! - Fuck you! - Why're guys such pigs? 462 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,437 What? - Let's get outta here. 463 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,432 We're outta here. 464 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,600 Let me tell ya what Melba Toast is packin'. 465 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:11,358 411 positrack out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbroc intakes, 466 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:16,629 11 to 1 pop- up pistons, Turbo- jet 390 horsepower... some fuckin' muscle! 467 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:22,319 Man, you got this out of a comic book, I saw the ad next to the sea monkeys. 468 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:27,919 See that? That's white lightning! See the shoes on that thing? 469 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,314 Wow, such an expert. 470 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,028 This is sad. 471 00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,874 Let's do something else. - Like what? 472 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:43,796 I'm bored. - Let's split. - Where you wanna go? 473 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:49,320 Pink, hear anything about a beer bust? - Talk to this man. 474 00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:52,075 Patience, darling. Patience. 475 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:58,113 What're you doing here? - I was just about to ask you. 476 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,238 Heard you got busted. - Yeah. 477 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,632 Hirschfelder, too. - Really? - Yeah. 478 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,190 Like how bad? - Bad. 479 00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:11,631 Was it O'Bannion? - Yeah. God, I hate that jerk! 480 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:13,393 I know. 481 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,511 What've you guys been doin'? 482 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,798 Don't know. Drivin' around mostly. 483 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,197 I didn't know Jodi was your sister. 484 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:29,355 I hear my name over here? You talkin' about me? Hey, kiddo. 485 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,550 Heard they got you pretty bad. 486 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,111 I asked them to take it easy on you. 487 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,909 God, no wonder! 488 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:47,798 Where'd they find Hirsch? - Walkin' outta the rec center... 489 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:10,632 Face it. You couldn't get away. - Try and outrun those guys! 490 00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:15,158 I'm gonna laugh my ass off when it's your turn! 491 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,711 Last year, they caught 10 freshmen at once. 492 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:23,750 O'Bannion backed over some pizzas and made 'em eat it. - It's bullshit! 493 00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:29,154 Idiot flunks so he can be a dick 2 years in a row. Is that legal? 494 00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,073 Damn you, Carl! 495 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:42,149 Okay, let me out. Slater, you fuckin' hippie! Gimme drugs! 496 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,630 Get some from your mother! 497 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,635 We just banged your mother! - Fuck you! 498 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:53,751 Those guys! What's goin' on? Haven't seen you in so long. 499 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,755 What's happenin'? - Long time, no see. 500 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,954 What've you been up to? - Same old shit. 501 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:05,911 Workin' for the city. - Workin' man? - Thinkin' about goin' back to school. 502 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,789 Back to J.C.? - Yeah, man. 503 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,790 That's where the girls are. 504 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:17,320 I'd just as soon keep workin'. Keep a little change in my pocket. 505 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:21,474 Rather than listenin' to some dipshit who doesn't know what he's sayin'. 506 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,950 I know what you're talkin' about. 507 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,113 So you're a freshman? - Yeah. 508 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,751 How's this year's crop of freshman chicks lookin'? 509 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:37,553 You're gonna end up in jail sometime really soon. - No, man. 510 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,949 That's what I love about these high school girls: 511 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:46,997 I get older, they stay the same age. - Yes, they do. 512 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,753 Yes, they do. 513 00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:50,798 Wanna go for a spin? 514 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,469 Shotgun! 515 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,915 Woods. - I'm here, man. 516 00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,830 You gonna come along? - Yeah, why not? 517 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,752 You boys have fun. 518 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:10,076 I'm gonna give you shotgun, but only 'cause I'm goin' inside. 519 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,755 Keep that in mind. 520 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,318 Whose bowling ball is this? - It's yours. 521 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:24,110 What's happenin'? Play a little foosball? - Yeah. - Alright. 522 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:51,839 Pull over. 523 00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:54,595 Pull over to the trash can. 524 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,479 Pull over there. 525 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,914 Bowling ball. Throw the bowling ball. 526 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,915 Think I should? 527 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,192 Throw it! 528 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,308 You're playin' with the big boys now. 529 00:53:56,720 --> 00:54:00,349 Faggot sissy- pussy freshman, throw it! - Heave it! 530 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,995 Fuck 'em! - That bowling ball said "Oof!" 531 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,231 to that windshield! 532 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,279 You're nuts, Junior! 533 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,474 We're outta beer. We gotta make a grab- 'n' - go stop. 534 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:26,429 I don't have any money. - Who's got money? - I gave... - Where's yours? 535 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,434 Doesn't matter. Head out that way. 536 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:37,829 You gonna hoist it? - Yeah. I need the freshman as a lookout. 537 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:42,518 I don't wanna get in trouble. Do you, Pink? - I don't know about this, Don. 538 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,834 Be careful, Junior! 539 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,797 Sunflower seeds. - Zigzags. 540 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,555 I'm not sure about this. 541 00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,350 I'm gonna pay for it. I'm just messin' around with 'em. 542 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:01,749 Good. 543 00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,558 Run! Go! 544 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:28,398 Don't try anything, or I'll shoot the shit outta you! 545 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:32,118 Give the beer back, man. - I paid for the beer. 546 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,510 You busted my mailbox. 547 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,472 Look me in the eye, punk! 548 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:42,759 Don't know what you're talking about, but... - You busted it! 549 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,839 Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense. 550 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:56,353 I done called the police. You oughta get outta the car. 551 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,279 Just go, man! 552 00:55:58,720 --> 00:55:59,789 Nice and slow... 553 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:17,870 Fairly uneventful, huh? 554 00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:24,311 Which one of you had the theory about how President Ford's football 555 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:28,030 injury is affecting the economy? - Ford's on the Warren Commission. 556 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:33,355 He's outta there this fall. We need alcohol. - That's a thought. 557 00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:03,917 Run out to the Centennial and pick me up a sixer of this stuff. 558 00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,276 Think you can do that? 559 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,714 Thanks. - Good luck! 560 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,110 If we're gonna drive around, we should just do somethin'. 561 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:20,389 You're right, man. I'm gonna get drunk, maybe get laid 562 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:24,634 or get in a fight. - We should be up for anything! 563 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,396 We are, but what? Don't you ever feel 564 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:32,475 Iike everything we do is just to service the future? 565 00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,713 It's like it's all preparation. 566 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,519 But what for? 567 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,036 Death. - Life of the party! 568 00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,273 It's true. - But y'know, that's valid. 569 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:47,798 If we're all gonna die, shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? 570 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:54,878 I'd like to quit thinking the present is some minor preamble. - Exactly. 571 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:59,717 Everybody in this car needs some good old visceral experience. 572 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,597 Remember, eat a green thing every day. 573 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:08,596 And lots of calcium. It's important for young mothers to have calcium. 574 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:12,037 Here you are. - See you tomorrow. 575 00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:15,876 How are you this evening? - Pretty good. How's it goin'? 576 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,475 A lot better when I get off. 577 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,632 Yeah, I hear that. 578 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:30,311 You're 18, right? - Oh, yeah. Just graduated. - Congratulations. 579 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,796 Off to college in the fall? 580 00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:37,432 I'm still not sure. I'm workin' now. For the city. 581 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,833 Thinkin' of holdin' on to the job for a while. It's money in my pocket. 582 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,595 I hear that. Here's some more. 583 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,719 Have a nice night. - Thanks. 584 00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,156 Take it easy. 585 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,111 There you guys are! 586 00:58:58,520 --> 00:58:59,873 What's in the bag? 587 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,714 Sixer. You owe me one, man! 588 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:07,910 They busted Hirschfelder, too. - I heard. - You over at the Emporium? 589 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,635 Is that bastard O'Bannion there? 590 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,474 Yes. I hate that jerk. 591 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,117 You guys wanna get him back? - Yeah. 592 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:32,070 They really sold it to you? - Of course. - Cool! 593 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,111 There ya go, buddy. 594 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,518 Paycheck. - Oh yeah. 595 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,512 Nice shooting. - Thanks. 596 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,917 What we got here? 597 00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:52,632 I got your change. - Don't worry. A beer for my partner. 598 00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:54,792 Want a beer? - Yeah. - Alright. 599 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:59,751 Guys, party at the moon tower. You and Benny pick up the first keg. 600 01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:04,870 I'm going to collect for the rest. Spread the word. At the moon tower! 601 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,752 Good game, man. You too. 602 01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:13,314 Y'all an embarrassment to the sport. You should be proud I let you play. 603 01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:19,158 You are the worst pool player. Keep watching. You might learn something. 604 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:24,670 You got so many balls on the table I have to get 'em outta the way! 605 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:26,349 Corner pocket. 606 01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,996 God, you are terrible! 607 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:35,713 Homo, I hope you're ready to taste the bitter humiliation of defeat. 608 01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:42,716 They're busting Carl Burnett out back. - What did you say? 609 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,395 He's gettin' busted. 610 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,593 Benny, they got Burnett out back. - Carl Burnett? 611 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:53,790 Come on! - Let me finish this game. You hold him for me! 612 01:00:56,280 --> 01:01:01,513 Hey, man. That Julie chick loves you. Oh yeah. You want her? 613 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:06,755 Play it cool. Can't let her know you like her. She'll dump you like that. 614 01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:11,392 If she asks you to ride with her, say, "Nah, got my own ride, 615 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:15,634 but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid but it works. 616 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:22,151 We got another one. You wouldn't mind if I went first, would ya? 617 01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:27,315 Alright? It's a personal thing between me and this piece of shit. 618 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:31,356 So... we meet again, huh? 619 01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:35,753 This motherfucker's mom pulled a shotgun on me this afternoon. 620 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,388 Fuckin' bitch. 621 01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:41,998 Haven't had any licks yet? - No. 622 01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:48,313 Another cherry, boys. Get the fuck against the wall! 623 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:52,759 You have to be the dumbest freshman cocksucker out tonight! 624 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:57,916 You knew I was gonna find you! I dedicate this first lick 625 01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,878 to your mother. 626 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:01,634 Fucker! 627 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:06,629 Not yet. 628 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,273 It's gettin' warmer. 629 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:10,669 What the fuck? 630 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,713 Remember me, you pig? 631 01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:32,673 Hurry, man! 632 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:37,153 It was beautiful! You should've seen the look on that fuck's face! 633 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:47,155 You let that little fuck get away! What's the matter with you? Pitiful! 634 01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:51,910 Fuck! Freshman shitheads! 635 01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:54,197 What the fuck are you lookin' at? 636 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,671 Kick your fuckin' ass right now! 637 01:02:58,320 --> 01:02:59,435 Pussy! 638 01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,993 What're you smilin' at? Freshman faggot! 639 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,348 Fuck you. 640 01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,629 Fuck all of you! 641 01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,838 Goddamn it! 642 01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:46,150 I swore I'd never go to a Top Notch. And I am sorting through jalapeno 643 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:49,552 burgers and soggy fries. Take 'em. 644 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,029 Oh Christ! 645 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:55,713 How ya doin'? 646 01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:58,469 Pretty good. 647 01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:03,358 Cool. Heard about the party being busted? - Oh yeah. 648 01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:09,232 Not to worry. There's a new fiesta in the making. At the moon tower. 649 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:13,394 Full kegs, everybody's gonna be there. You oughta go. 650 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:16,793 Okay. - We'll be there. 651 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:18,639 So ya need a ride? 652 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,396 I got my own car. Thanks. 653 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:26,920 Ditch the two geeks and get in with us, but that's all right. 654 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:28,835 I'll see you there. 655 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:35,435 I love those redheads, man. - I know you. 656 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,474 We had geography together. 657 01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:45,589 Oh God! - What a dick. - That was so creepy! 658 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:50,516 Why're you smilin'? - I thought he was cute. - Cute? 659 01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:56,074 When he graduated we were 3. Cynthia, what're you thinking? 660 01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,318 I don't know. 661 01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:04,117 We gonna still go? - Huh? - Yeah. 662 01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:34,513 You better have your wood screws. I'm gonna blow your doors off! - Fuck you! 663 01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:48,713 Someone's tokin' some reefer. 664 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:56,832 Hey, man, slow down. What's up? - How's it going? - What'd you say? 665 01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:58,435 When? 666 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,874 Just now, when you walked past. 667 01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:03,435 About what? 668 01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:06,908 You said, "Someone's tokin' some reefer '." 669 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:10,718 It was just an observation. 670 01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:15,398 Oh, an observation? And who the hell are you? Isaac fuckin' Newton? 671 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,439 I'm the one smokin' marijuana, fucker! 672 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:22,150 You got a problem with that? - No. - Why'd you say that? 673 01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:25,393 Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash. 674 01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:29,873 So I'm blazin' with my friends, I'm a fuckin' pothead. What's it to you? 675 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:33,989 Outta observations? Observe while I punch your teeth down your throat! 676 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:38,678 Come on, dude. Relax. - I'll be watchin' you, Newton! 677 01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:43,513 I only came here to do 2 things: Kick ass and drink some beer. 678 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,116 Looks like we're almost outta beer. 679 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:48,670 You okay, man? 680 01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:56,997 Why's it called the moon tower? 681 01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:02,038 They put it up when they were buildin' the power plant. 682 01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:06,911 Actually, it's a good idea. You got a full moon out here every day. 683 01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:11,839 But nothing's ever been repaired. This whole place could fall down. 684 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,959 So you better watch your step, Junior. 685 01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:20,352 This place used to be off - limits, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. 686 01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:24,116 He went right down the middle, smackin' his head on every beam. 687 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:29,674 Doesn't hurt after the first couple. Autopsy said he had 1 beer. You? 688 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:33,990 Four. - You're dead. You're so dead. 689 01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:39,235 Look at the bloodstains. - Shut up. 690 01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:45,836 I'm gonna get that guy. - What guy? - That asshole on the way in. Clint. 691 01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:51,110 That super dominant male greaser. - I wouldn't suggest that, Mike. 692 01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:56,196 I got it all planned. Most fights never get past a punch or two. 693 01:08:56,600 --> 01:09:00,195 An instinct not to upset the herd. I gotta get in one good punch, 694 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:04,912 play defense and wait. - What? - What're you talking about? 695 01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:09,916 At first, I was relieved to get out, but now there's this humiliation 696 01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:14,233 that's gonna be with me forever. I'm not gonna let this 697 01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:18,872 contribute to me being an ineffectual nothing the rest of my life. 698 01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:25,278 Look at this fuckin' town! It's dead! 699 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:32,395 Imagine how many people out there now are fuckin'! 700 01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:37,476 Just going at it. 701 01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:47,229 Remember me? - Sure. Sabrina, right? - Right. 702 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:51,189 How ya doin'? - Let's go. - What brings you here? 703 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,636 Just hanging out. 704 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:58,435 You havin' fun? - Yeah. 705 01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:03,511 Does your offer still stand? 706 01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:09,199 What am I supposed to say? Anything you want. 707 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:21,639 Why'd we even come here? I always feel out of place. 708 01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,759 You're tellin' me! I'm being stalked by a Nazi. 709 01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:26,952 That reefer I smell on you? 710 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:31,990 Coach is right. You're runnin' with that bad crowd. Attitude adjustment! 711 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:35,790 Am I the only athlete at this party, you two drunks? 712 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:41,194 Coach is right. Those guys don't care if we win or lose. 713 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:44,196 Check this out. Watch this. 714 01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:46,395 Watch me... 715 01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:50,598 Oh no, it's the cops! Look! 716 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,035 It was so easy! 717 01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:56,757 Oh, shit. He needs another drink. 718 01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:37,838 Hey, Mitch! 719 01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,271 How's it goin'? - Wonderin' if you were around. 720 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:51,110 Just wanted to talk. Are you quittin' football? 721 01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:57,038 Or you don't wanna sign the pledge? That's what it is. 722 01:11:58,440 --> 01:12:00,271 I don't know. 723 01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:03,798 Maybe I'm not into it anymore. 724 01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,389 "You're not into any of it"? 725 01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:13,039 The biggest mistake of your life. No one quits senior year. 726 01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:18,434 Especially if you're starting quarterback. We got a shot at state. 727 01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:22,115 We'll kick some butt this year. 728 01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:25,831 It's what we've been working for all our lives. 729 01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:28,470 Me and you wanna be champions! 730 01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:30,229 All I'm sayin' is 731 01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:37,389 if I do play next year, it's gonna be on my terms, not theirs. 732 01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:44,519 Remember, Pink. It ain't just about you. It's about us: me, Donny, Mel. 733 01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:48,674 You'll be fuckin' us over! Or maybe you're just scared. 734 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:52,516 Have a nice night. 735 01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:25,238 Watch them fly... 736 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,391 ... away. 737 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,274 You know what that song's about? 738 01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,272 It's about aliens. 739 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:46,471 We're the aliens. We're the savages. - That song's about that? 740 01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:49,235 Yeah, that song's about that. - About aliens? 741 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:55,272 Yeah! This country was founded by people who were into aliens. 742 01:13:55,680 --> 01:14:00,754 George Washington was in a cult that was into aliens. You didn't know? 743 01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:04,630 No... - They were way into that stuff! 744 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:08,396 The every- other - decade theory: The 50s were boring, 745 01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:13,715 the 60s rocked, and the 70s obviously sucked. 746 01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:17,229 Maybe the 80s will be radical. 747 01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:21,076 We'll be in our 20s, and it can't get any worse. 748 01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:43,474 Wait a minute! Who put the keg in the woods? - I don't know. 749 01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:47,236 This is where they told me it would be. - Oh yeah? 750 01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:50,194 I don't think we need beer anyway. 751 01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:56,037 George toked weed. - Absolutely! Are you kiddin' me? 752 01:14:56,440 --> 01:15:01,639 He grew fields of that stuff. - Up in Mount Vernon. 753 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:03,917 All over the country. 754 01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:08,836 He had people growin' it all over. The whole country was getting high. 755 01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:12,676 'cause he knew he was onto something. 756 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:18,234 He knew it'd be a good cash crop for the southern states. So he grew it. 757 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:24,192 Behind every good man, there's a woman. That was Martha Washington. 758 01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:29,515 She'd have a big bowl waiting for him when he'd come in. 759 01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:32,434 She was a hip, a hip lady, man. 760 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:50,519 Wait. - What? - What're you doin'? 761 01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:54,748 Don't you have a girlfriend? 762 01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:59,073 What girlfriend? - What's her name? 763 01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:01,198 Simone? 764 01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:10,869 She was real cool, too. She'd harvest the crops. 765 01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:16,912 She'd put it in bushels and sell it to make ends meet. 766 01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:22,155 Ever look at a dollar bill? There's some spooky stuff going on. 767 01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:24,118 It's green, too! 768 01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:26,597 Later. - See you. 769 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:31,471 What was that? - What were you doin'? - What you wish you were doin'. 770 01:16:31,880 --> 01:16:33,791 Look at your boy. - Look at your boy. 771 01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:35,189 Kramer! 772 01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:40,116 Yeah, you, freshman! Right here, buddy! 773 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,673 He waves at us. - What is this wave shit? 774 01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:45,269 Over here. 775 01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:47,109 Now! 776 01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:48,749 Come on. 777 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:52,956 Shit, I should go. - I guess you should. 778 01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:55,669 I'll be back. 779 01:16:56,920 --> 01:17:01,596 He's like Casanova. Amazing! - Look at that shit- eatin' grin. 780 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:07,518 Not bad for a freshman, but watch out for them older girls. - Hey, 781 01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:15,232 we wanna know something: Gonna fuck that, or are you a wimp? 782 01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:18,313 How do you know I haven't already? 783 01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:22,315 Get outta here. It's past your bedtime! Run along! 784 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:27,631 Go get a ride with her. Say we left. 785 01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:30,315 It will work. 786 01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:32,990 Kramer, show it to her! 787 01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:44,558 Air raid, freshman. 788 01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:46,269 What? 789 01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:48,392 Air raid, freshman. 790 01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:53,032 Darla... - This is between me and her. She better be 791 01:17:53,440 --> 01:17:54,953 on the ground in 5 seconds! 792 01:17:57,120 --> 01:18:00,237 She doesn't have to air raid, 'cause she's with me, okay. 793 01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:03,794 Air raid, or it's your ass! 794 01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,952 Don't do it, Sabrina. 795 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:07,759 Oh, that's it. 796 01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,039 Miss Hot Stuff. 797 01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:16,679 I'm going to make the next year of your life a living hell. 798 01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:25,635 Lick me, all of you! 799 01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:29,594 Good for you. 800 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:36,314 Don't air raid for that bitch. It's like that Clint fucker. 801 01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:38,631 Hey, motherfucker! - Alright, okay, Mike. 802 01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:40,917 Dominant male monkey motherfucker! 803 01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:48,951 Tara. - I never met a "Tara" before. You're my first. 804 01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:55,908 He did it. I can't believe it! 805 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:59,633 I fuckin' knew I should've kicked your ass. Come on! 806 01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:09,317 You guys, that's Mike. - It's Clint. - That crazy bastard. 807 01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:22,235 You like this, motherfucker? 808 01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:35,918 You're fuckin' dead, faschist! 809 01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:40,873 You're dead! 810 01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:11,871 Hey, little brother. 811 01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:15,759 That a beer? - Yes, it is. 812 01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:20,358 You had more than one? - A few. Nobody's counting. 813 01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:22,830 Hey, how ya doin'? 814 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:27,595 I should get used to you being at the same social functions as me. 815 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:31,276 And hanging out with people I know. 816 01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:36,196 What time are you supposed to be home? - I don't know. Couple of hours ago. 817 01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:40,750 Bullshit! That's major bullshit. 818 01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:45,517 Mom barely let me outta the house when I was your age. 819 01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:50,675 Don't think she's not gonna be waiting up. I've been through it. 820 01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:56,359 And she's tough. - Just don't ask her to take it easy on me, please. 821 01:20:57,440 --> 01:21:00,989 What's that supposed to mean? Take it easy on him? 822 01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:04,551 Let's go smoke that joint. - He's in for a surprise. 823 01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:24,229 Alright! 824 01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:29,957 Thanks a lot, man. - No worries. Take care. 825 01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:33,158 I'll pick you up tomorrow at 4. - Okay. 826 01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:39,589 Aerosmith, 3 weeks, front- row seats. - Alright. I won't forget. 827 01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:46,199 Who's buying breakfast? - Not me. - I will, I guess. 828 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:50,639 You comin' along? - Sure. - Night, John Boy, Ali. 829 01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:56,913 "Would- a- been!" - Pink, what's happenin'? 830 01:21:57,680 --> 01:22:01,798 Cynthia, man. I like it, man. - Red's a good color for you. 831 01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:03,315 My favorite color. 832 01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:07,713 Have you seen Jodi around? - She left your ass. - Really? 833 01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:10,759 Ya win some, ya lose some. 834 01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:18,352 Slater, you look good. - What's goin' on? - What's goin' on? 835 01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:21,877 Nothing. - What time is it? 836 01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:28,118 Let's go smoke a joint on the 50- yard line, to honor Coach Conrad! 837 01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:30,752 We're there. - Great idea. 838 01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:35,269 Man with the plan! - Wanna come with me? - Okay. 839 01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:41,639 Joint subcommittee meeting on the 50- yard line in 15. 840 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:46,591 Don, y'all ride with me. Let's hit it! - This is cashed, man! 841 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:52,074 Cashed! Ride with us, but in the back, 'cause I gotta shotgun you. 842 01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:56,828 Watch the leather. 843 01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:08,914 Don't you quit. You wanna hit him? - Jesus, you're wearin' Rebel gray. 844 01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:13,836 Now break down! Break down! 845 01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:19,314 You don't deserve to wear that Rebel gray! 846 01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:23,713 You won't hit him? "Only the strong survive!" 847 01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:26,998 That's it! Only the strong survive! 848 01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:30,678 Where's your pitch? Hit your goddamn pitch! 849 01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:42,199 My grandmother can hit harder! 850 01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:44,431 What the fuck, man? 851 01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:49,675 She's a 8'4", 652 - pound hairy- ass gorilla and runs a 40 in 10.2. 852 01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:54,199 She's gotten bigger. She was only 6'2", 195 in my day. 853 01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:58,229 Still drivin' that Mack truck, though. - Pink, you got my papers? 854 01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:00,232 In my glove compartment. 855 01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:05,111 I got 'em. Hit me on the slant. Gimme the keys to an inside. 856 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:10,312 Marijuana on one. - Reefer on two. 857 01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:28,468 Looks pretty good, huh? - Yeah. - Could be a little more symmetrical. 858 01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:33,512 Does that hurt? Sorry. - It's a bruise. 859 01:24:34,440 --> 01:24:37,000 I don't know. Let me ask you something. 860 01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:42,076 I got some pretty good ones in there. You wouldn't say I got my ass kicked. 861 01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:47,395 After a couple of years people won't remember if you won or lost. 862 01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:52,078 You're right, 'cause I read about a Jackson Pollock 863 01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:56,758 or Ernest Hemingway. You never read who won or lost a brawl. 864 01:24:57,160 --> 01:25:01,153 Thanks for the ride and breakfast. - No problem. 865 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:06,759 Nice to pile on some pancakes and syrup after a night of beer. 866 01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:21,749 Good night. 867 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:43,356 Hope you're not grounded or anything. - Thanks. 868 01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:51,437 "... not to indulge in drugs, alcohol sex, or any other illegal activity." 869 01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:55,759 Slater, babe. Found that in your glove compartment. 870 01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:59,472 You're the third person who's given me this. 871 01:26:00,480 --> 01:26:02,550 What you gonna do? 872 01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:05,758 I don't know. Probably end up signin'. 873 01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:08,958 It's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. 874 01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:13,717 If it ain't that, it's some other choice they're gonna make for you. 875 01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:18,636 Do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do. Let me tell ya this: 876 01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:22,749 The older you get, the more rules they are gonna try to get you to follow. 877 01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:26,550 You just gotta keep livin', man. L - I - V - I - N! 878 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:32,513 If you sign that, you should throw a little grass in the middle. 879 01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:37,596 Roll it up, sign the joint, man. Tell 'em! - That's what I'll do. 880 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:43,552 Assholes. - A bunch of assholes, but we've had good times here, Pink. 881 01:26:43,960 --> 01:26:48,158 Yeah, I can't believe this. You act like you're so oppressed. 882 01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:52,792 You guys are kings of the school! You get away with whatever you want. 883 01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:57,352 If I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, 884 01:26:58,520 --> 01:27:00,272 remind me to kill myself. 885 01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:04,229 All I'm sayin' is I just wanna look back and say: 886 01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:08,519 I did it the best I could while stuck in this place, 887 01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:12,196 had as much fun as I could while stuck in this place, 888 01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:15,592 played as hard as I could while stuck in this place, 889 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:20,357 dogged as many chicks as I could while stuck in this place. 890 01:27:21,280 --> 01:27:24,511 Right, Mr. Premature Ejaculation! 891 01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:33,594 That the cops? - What...? 892 01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:37,600 All of you! Get over here! 893 01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:42,710 Now! - Ditch that pot! Is it illegal to be on the football field? 894 01:27:47,120 --> 01:27:51,113 Come on, Slater. - What'd we do? - Got any Visine? 895 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,475 I can't believe this. 896 01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:58,874 If it ain't Richard Wrath! How ya doin', Dick? 897 01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:02,875 Well, well, a couple of football players! 898 01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:08,316 Wonder what Coach is gonna think. Line up. 899 01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:15,791 Wooderson? - Slavey? - Reliving old glories on the football field? 900 01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:22,395 Get through! You shouldn't be mad that I got All- District and you didn't. 901 01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:57,270 Get your scrawny butts over here! 902 01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:02,189 Mornin', Coach! 903 01:29:04,080 --> 01:29:07,755 Why am I gettin' wake- up calls from the cops? 904 01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:12,597 They just left. - False alarm. - Come here, Randy. 905 01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:17,357 You been out with those losers? 906 01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:21,833 Hey, Coach Conrad, remember me? Second- period gym class? 907 01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:27,473 That's the kind of people I mean. Trouble means nothing to that bunch. 908 01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:29,472 You're the one with something to lose. 909 01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:34,912 You don't even know them. How can you talk that way? 910 01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:40,030 I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget. I want you to get 911 01:29:40,440 --> 01:29:43,432 your priorities straightened out, quit hangin' out with hoodlums, 912 01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:47,196 and sign your commitment to your team. Have you done that yet? 913 01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:52,477 I'm still thinkin'. - No one's paying you to think about it. Just do it! 914 01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:56,230 You know, Coach? 915 01:29:56,960 --> 01:30:01,954 I gotta get goin'. Me and my loser friends gotta get Aerosmith tickets. 916 01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:03,873 Top priority of the summer. 917 01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:11,316 Oh, Coach, I forgot. 918 01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:18,477 I might play ball, but I will never sign that! 919 01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:30,435 Let's rock and roll! 920 01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:33,839 Alright, man. Livin'. 921 01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:40,709 I'm gettin' my third wind. You gonna come? - Shotgun! 922 01:30:42,840 --> 01:30:45,718 You guys not goin'? - Can I use your keys? 923 01:30:46,440 --> 01:30:49,318 Time to boogie on outta here. - Hey. 924 01:30:49,720 --> 01:30:51,597 So that's that? 925 01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:00,077 I never get shotgun! 926 01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:17,193 Hi, Mom. 927 01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:23,118 This is your one "get- outta- jail- free" card. 928 01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:26,557 Hope you enjoyed it. - No. 929 01:31:26,960 --> 01:31:31,875 Your sister told me everything, so I've decide to make this deal. 930 01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:35,556 I'm gonna be open- minded this time. 931 01:31:35,960 --> 01:31:40,875 Next time you come in at sunrise, we've got problems. 932 01:31:48,440 --> 01:31:52,069 And who is this older girl who gave you a ride? 933 01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:54,158 She's just like... 934 01:31:55,120 --> 01:31:56,473 Have you been drinking? 935 01:31:57,400 --> 01:31:58,435 No! 936 01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:00,189 Are you drunk?