2 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:14,671 The story begins right here on this bus. 3 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:18,139 Line 144. The same route I took every day. 4 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:22,371 - Yee-ha! - But this day was different. 5 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:27,443 Something was about to happen that would change my life forever. 6 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:31,716 First, let me tell you how things were... before all this. 7 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:41,029 Didn't have all that much growing up. 8 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,329 Just me... 9 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:44,992 ...my mom... 10 00:03:45,124 --> 00:03:46,762 ...my dad... 11 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,066 ...and 60 acres of farmland. 12 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:52,473 I lived a simple life. 13 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:58,273 But sometimes, the simplest things are the best things. 14 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:04,149 Like going undefeated my senior year 15 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:08,817 and winning the state championship off my corner route in the end zone. 16 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:18,862 Or falling in love with Lindsay, the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 17 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:21,438 Can't you just tell them that you changed your mind? 18 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:27,204 I can't do that, baby. I already enlisted. 19 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:30,803 Hey... I promise it'll be real quick. 20 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:35,317 I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna take care of business and I'll be right back. 21 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:36,613 You have my word. 22 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:39,383 Promise? 23 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:41,458 I promise. 24 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:47,222 Then suddenly, things weren't so simple any more. 25 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:14,916 I headed off to Vietnam to fight for my country. 26 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:19,687 I spent seven years there, six of them in the jungle... 27 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,197 - ...and one year in a POW camp. 28 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,533 Is that all you got, pendejos? 29 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:35,944 Probably would have stayed longer, too... 30 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:38,408 Man down! 31 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:40,415 ...if I hadn't gotten shot. 32 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:56,700 But throughout it all, the only thing that kept me going 33 00:05:56,823 --> 00:06:00,828 was knowing that was gonna see Lindsay again 34 00:06:09,168 --> 00:06:11,512 Mommy, I'm hungry. 35 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:15,416 Mommy, can you make us lunch? 36 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:24,157 I figured I'd apply to the police academy. 37 00:06:24,283 --> 00:06:27,423 It made sense with my military experience. 38 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:45,779 I felt lost. Didn't know where I fit in any more. 39 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:49,717 So what type of business experience do you have? 40 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:54,490 Well... not much experience, really, to be honest. 41 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:55,957 Since I graduated high school, 42 00:06:56,082 --> 00:07:00,121 I've been in active combat duty sewing my country. 43 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,824 That really took up most of my time. 44 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:07,370 We're really in the market for a college graduate. 45 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:10,565 You didn't happen to take advantage of the GI Bill? 46 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:17,571 Actually, I have just been informed the position was filled. 47 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:22,209 I soon realized that no one was willing to give me a chance. 48 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:27,821 I had to create an opportunity for myself. 49 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,621 Thank you, sir, I appreciate your business. God bless. 50 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:31,785 - How are you, sir? - Good, good. 51 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:35,627 What can I get for you? One? All right. Ketchup? Mustard? 52 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:37,393 Beautiful day, huh? 53 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,464 All right. There we go. 54 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:42,294 Here's your change, sir. 55 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,595 Here's your change, sir. 56 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:47,169 God bless you. Have a nice day. 57 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,813 While I was creating that opportunity... 58 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:59,351 ...life somehow slipped away from me. 59 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:30,279 One, two, three, go! 60 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:35,019 But life has a way of kicking you in the ass every once in a while. 61 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:38,890 And on this day, it kicked me pretty hard. 62 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,729 Yee-ha! 63 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:54,675 Hey, old man, you mind moving? We gotta sit together. 64 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:58,474 Hey! Old fucker! 65 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:00,447 You deaf? I'm talking to you. 66 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:03,315 Move that geriatric ass before I kick it. 67 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:06,715 How about you just leave me alone? 68 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,125 Ooh! 69 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:11,854 - You believe this guy? 70 00:09:11,984 --> 00:09:15,261 You got balls, old man. That's respectable. 71 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:17,433 But now you're wasting my time, 72 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,128 so why don't you get the fuck out of my seat? 73 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:27,175 You crazy fucking spear chucker. 74 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:33,478 There's two seats in back. Take 'em. But leave him alone. 75 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,319 Are you fucking kidding me? 76 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,184 Stand up, asshole. 77 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:45,796 I don't want any trouble. Leave me alone. 78 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,592 I can kick your ass while you're sitting down or while you're standing up. 79 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:49,756 It's your call. 80 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,891 - Fuck his shit up, Raymond! - Yeah. 81 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,583 I told you I didn't wanna fight. I fucking told you! 82 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:10,186 Since that day, nothing's been the same. 83 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,096 Holy shit. 84 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,503 That's awesome! 85 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:47,322 Man, this old guy's bad ass. 86 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:50,552 Miller, Steve-O, come over here. Come take a look at this. 87 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:55,495 He's a senior citizen, he's been given the name "Bad Ass" 88 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:59,194 and he's a huge hit on the Web right now. He gives people hope. 89 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,862 There's even a T-shirt with his face on it. 90 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:08,943 All of a sudden, people started caring about me. 91 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:13,946 I started fitting in again. People wanted to be with me. 92 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,487 Cops were even taking me on drive-alongs. 93 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:22,756 It's like I'm this famous guy or something. 94 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:26,261 That's been the weird part. It's taken some getting used to. 95 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:29,889 Now you've been deemed a hero, Mr. Vega. 96 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:34,095 How does that make you feel, especially at your age? 97 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,932 Well, I don't think I'm a hero. I'm just a guy... 98 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:42,508 ...making $500 a month on disability, trying to fit in. 99 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,411 You must be very proud of your son, Mrs. Vega. 100 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,543 Oh, you'd better believe it. I am always proud of my boy. 101 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:52,019 If this world had more people like my son... 102 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:58,091 I love you... 103 00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,594 Mom! 104 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,088 This boy. 105 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,167 She's not biased or nothing. 106 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:05,598 My son. 107 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:23,386 And none has mastery over the day of death. 108 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:27,719 For the Lord of all shows no partiality 109 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,487 nor does he fear greatness, 110 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:34,996 for He Himself made the great as well as the small. 111 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:38,329 He provides for all equally... 112 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:43,801 ...and the dust shall return to the earth from whence it came... 113 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:49,713 ...and the life breath return to the Lord who gaveth it. 114 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:57,784 All right. It's gonna be all right, man. It's gonna be all right, Biscuit. 115 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,824 It's your mama, I know. 116 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,623 From the last will and testament, dated February 15, 2010: 117 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:14,261 "I, Juanita Lupe Vega, bequeath my china pattern, 118 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:17,863 stainless steel cutlery, and Ginsu knives to my favorite charity, 119 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:20,477 the Church of Latter Day Angel. 120 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:26,247 And to my boy, Frank, whom I loved with all my heart till the day I died, 121 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:29,046 I leave you my house, my jewelry, my wardrobe... " 122 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,449 - Hey. 123 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:31,850 "...and of course, 124 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,787 - my beloved dog, Baxter." - What are you doing? 125 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:38,726 - You robbing houses now, Vega? - A man's gotta make a living some way. 126 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,495 My condolences about your mom. 127 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,761 The boys at the station, they send their best. 128 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:49,372 - I appreciate that. - We got you this. 129 00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:01,544 - I didn't know how good-looking I was. - Yeah, me neither. 130 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,553 Hey, if you need anything, give me a call. 131 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,215 - Thanks, bro. - All right, brother. Call me. 132 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,558 "Bad Ass." 133 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:16,956 Come on, Baxter. 134 00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:20,798 My administration has organized a new initiative, 135 00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:23,930 which we are calling "Operation Street Cleaning. " 136 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:27,374 We've also enhanced and increased local law enforcement, 137 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:32,141 in order to rid our neighborhoods of crime and gang-related activity. 138 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:36,811 It is the top priority of this administration to return our city 139 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,354 back to the safety it once knew. 140 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:44,023 Boy, what you carrying in this box? A dead body and a watermelon? 141 00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:47,764 - No, that's my entertainment library. - Entertainment? 142 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,232 Behind the Green Horse. Is that new? 143 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,695 - You haven't seen that? - No. 144 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,932 - Check that out tonight. - Oh, I just might do that. 145 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,176 You know what? All this moving is making me thirsty. We bring any beer? 146 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:07,011 You're in charge of beer. I'm in charge of entertainment. 147 00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,755 Man, I know there's something around here somewhere. 148 00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:18,193 We, ladies and gentlemen, are going to unite, 149 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:22,459 and make this the strongest and the safest community in this county. 150 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,693 I know my mama wouldn't leave a dry house. 151 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,063 You have my word. 152 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:29,037 Hoo-ah! 153 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:30,299 Holy shit. 154 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,705 Biscuit and Klondike gonna have booze tonight. 155 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,739 Yeah. Thank you, Mama. 156 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,849 I was running fast as I could, man. 157 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,920 I mean, that woman kept catching up to me. 158 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,523 I mean, I run the 100-yard dash, for Christ sakes, 159 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,386 trying to get away from this woman. 160 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,824 I've never seen you run so fast in your life. 161 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:55,660 She looked like a hooker to me, man. She came on to me, too. 162 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,132 You know, them Vietnamese are tricky motherfuckers, 163 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,703 making their soldiers look like whores and shit. 164 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:05,206 Klondike, she weighed 200 pounds and had a machine gun strapped on her neck. 165 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:09,336 It was dark, motherfucker. 166 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,449 I couldn't see shit. I just followed my nose. 167 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:16,644 My nose led me to pussy and my nose don't discriminate pussy. 168 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,180 Where's Baxter, man? 169 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,159 I thought he would've licked that plate clean by now. 170 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,762 Baxter probably locked himself in the closet again. 171 00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:29,388 What the hell's he doing in there? Ah... 172 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:32,866 - Rubbing one out, ain't he? 173 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,403 No. 174 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:37,405 He's probably... He just likes his quiet time like his daddy. 175 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:42,069 Yeah. His daddy. His daddy's a good guy. 176 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,078 Thank you, man. 177 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:49,242 - For what? - For letting me move in with you. 178 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:53,346 You've been there for me the whole time, man. You're a damn good friend. 179 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,755 - I mean that. - Klondike. 180 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,792 You and Baxter are the only family I got. 181 00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:00,487 You saved my life. I owe you. 182 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,599 You know what? 183 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,558 I see... 184 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,400 ...really good changes for you and me, Biscuit. 185 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,272 - Take my word for it. - It's a long time coming. 186 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,139 You know, people talk about having the best days of their lives. 187 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,873 I'm still waiting for mine. 188 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:21,245 The past 40 years, I've felt like a bouncing ball. 189 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:24,047 No stability in my life. 190 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:30,160 But... I think the bouncing's slowing down. 191 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,784 I'm turning over a new leaf. 192 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,591 Yeah, I think I'm gonna find the best day of my life. 193 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,634 Here's to finding the best days of our lives, Biscuit. 194 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:40,998 Do me a solid, will you? 195 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:45,768 Put this in your mother's safe deposit box, will you please? 196 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,110 - What the fuck is this? - It's a flash drive. 197 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,645 - A flash drive? - That's right. 198 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:52,146 I got a lot of important stuff on there. 199 00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,080 What, you know all about that computer shit? 200 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:58,154 My ass is trying to learn. And when I learn, I'm gonna teach you. 201 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,655 Nah, not me. I'm not interested. 202 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:04,283 One of these damn days, you're gonna have to step out of the '70s. 203 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,986 No. Uh-uh. 204 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,722 Those were beautiful times. 205 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,522 You didn't have to deal with all this shit. 206 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:16,004 Suicide bombings and taking your shoes off at the airport. 207 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,404 No, you gotta watch it. There's a lot of crazy shit out there. 208 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:22,410 Well, that's what's going on now. We gotta get your ass into this century. 209 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,946 I'm gonna make that my mission while we're living together. 210 00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:29,778 Now put that in your mama's safe deposit box, please. 211 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:31,387 Got it. 212 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:33,990 OK. All right. 213 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:39,728 Oh, shit. I'm out of smokes, man. I'm gonna go out. 214 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:43,197 You know, my mom left a brand-new canon of Newports right there in the kitchen. 215 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:47,236 I don't wanna smoke that menthol shit. I'm gonna go get me my Camels. 216 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,339 Yeah. 217 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,499 Oh, son of a... 218 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,840 - OK? - Don't go stepping on no landmine, huh? 219 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,710 You watch out for the machine guns. 220 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,462 To Baxter and Klondike. 221 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,855 Ooh... OK, gonna call her back. 222 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,662 Hey! 223 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:56,233 What's happening, Sebastian? Terence? 224 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,807 You're a hard man to find, Klondike. 225 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,611 What, you don't answer your cell phone any more? 226 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:05,646 Ah, sh... What can I tell ya, man? Look here, the ringer's turned off. 227 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,250 What can I tell ya? 228 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,373 See what I'm saying? 229 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:12,148 My man here got jokes. You doing some stand-up now? 230 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:13,984 You know what we want, gramps. 231 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,782 Give it up. 232 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:19,725 I'm drawing a blank, you know what I'm saying? 233 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,296 Yeah, yeah. 234 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,730 You still having a tough time remembering now, motherfucker? 235 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,300 Whoa, whoa! 236 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,700 I got the goddamn thing right here, man. 237 00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,886 You had to do it the hard way. 238 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:58,500 - Motherfucker. 239 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:01,264 Sebastian, leave him! The cops are coming, we gotta go! 240 00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,964 - Where is that shit? - Let's get the fuck out of here, c'mon! 241 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:06,337 Shit! 242 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,372 Just get in the fucking car. 243 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:10,980 - Let's go, come on! 244 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,068 Hello? 245 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,207 Yeah, this is Frank Vega. 246 00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:08,329 Frank Vega? Can I get you to sign these releases? 247 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,100 You're that guy from the bus, huh? 248 00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:14,935 Yeah, I guess so. 249 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,069 Haven't been beating up on anyone else, have you? 250 00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:19,045 I'm really not a violent guy. 251 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,014 Sony about your friend. 252 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,047 You're gonna get those scumbags, aren't you? 253 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,087 We're gonna do our best. 254 00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,759 That's $12.59. 255 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,623 You know what? I'm a little short. 256 00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:07,788 Can you spot me a couple bucks until tomorrow? 257 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:10,490 Did you see a Salvation Army sign in front of my store? 258 00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:12,624 You know, I just moved into the neighborhood. 259 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:14,237 I'll be by tomorrow and pay you the rest. 260 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,465 Look, buddy, I can barely pay the rent as it is. 261 00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:20,440 I mean, I got no cash. I'm a hard-working man. 262 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:23,808 - Besides, I can't be giving stuff away. 263 00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:27,246 Nobody move! Give me what's in that register! 264 00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:29,282 Now! Let's go! 265 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,979 - Hey, he don't got no money, man. - Did you say something, old man? 266 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:34,590 Hey, Why don't you guys just leave? 267 00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:38,016 I ain't going anywhere, old man. 268 00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:15,398 Oh, Mr. Vega. 269 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:19,858 We're so sorry about the passing of your friend. 270 00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:21,095 Thank you. 271 00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:24,969 My brother was murdered two blocks away from where your friend was killed. 272 00:24:25,096 --> 00:24:26,905 I'm really sorry to hear that. 273 00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:30,206 See, we are never gonna be safe in our own neighborhood. 274 00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:32,781 And no one's doing a damn thing about it. 275 00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:34,747 You know, police are doing everything they can. 276 00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:38,480 Fuck, no! We need real help. 277 00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:41,420 Those motherfuckers are as crooked as all hell. 278 00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:45,855 I'm sorry, baby. 279 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:51,428 God bless you, Mr. Vega. 280 00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:54,998 Thank you. Good night, ladies. 281 00:25:19,651 --> 00:25:23,929 Why you Mexicans drink that crap? Is that the official drink of the cholo? 282 00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:26,365 Well, what should I be drinking? 283 00:25:26,491 --> 00:25:30,098 Malt Liquor, ripple, grape soda or Kool-Aid? 284 00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:31,571 Why you have to get all racist and shit? 285 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,541 Oh, shit! You're that Bad Ass dude from the bus, right? 286 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:41,277 Yeah. 287 00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:45,320 You a tough ass geezer. You knocked the hell out that Nazi motherfucker. 288 00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:46,513 Give you props for that. 289 00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:48,556 You know, kid, you got the mouth of a truck driver. 290 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,526 - What the fuck you talking about? - What the fuck you talking about? 291 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:56,258 - Is it not cold out here? Huh? - Yeah. 292 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,028 - Yeah. - Then get your ass in the house. 293 00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:14,280 Damn. Love thy neighbor. 294 00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:27,787 Hey, brother. You should have seen the action out there tonight. 295 00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:31,597 - You up for a ride-along? - Not tonight. 296 00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:34,801 You're turning down a ride-along? 297 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:38,430 - I got some shit I gotta do. - Oh, yeah, I can see that. 298 00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:42,939 - That bottle? - No, that's a priority. 299 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:44,138 Oh. 300 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,375 I just came from the liquor store. 301 00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:50,679 Looked like you wiped your ass with those guys. 302 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:53,983 - Fucking scumbags. - Yeah, I know, Frank. 303 00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:56,854 But you have a penchant for getting involved in these altercations. 304 00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:58,256 I think it's time for you to chill out. 305 00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:00,158 Violence just seems to follow me. 306 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,663 Yeah, Charles Bronson, I get it. 307 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,095 Just, um... 308 00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:06,729 ...scale it back for me. 309 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,297 They find the guys that killed Klondike yet? 310 00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:14,771 They're working on it. 311 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,742 Come on, you know how these things work. 312 00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:22,409 There's more homicides than there are investigators. You gotta have patience. 313 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:24,816 Now that sounds like a crock of shit. 314 00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:27,923 I'll check on it. 315 00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:33,225 Meanwhile, I will be swinging by tomorrow and you will ride with me. 316 00:27:33,351 --> 00:27:34,955 No excuses, Vega. 317 00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:38,693 Car 245 responding to possible 415. 318 00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:40,666 Additional units requested. 319 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,700 Stevens dumps it in. Norris goes after it. 320 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,102 Gets checked at the blue line... 321 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:49,542 - ...the window. And you set it... - And forget it! 322 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,875 And that'll be done in about 40 min... 323 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:54,984 Within a 24 hour period, local investigators have arrested 324 00:27:55,106 --> 00:27:59,179 what seems to be the prime suspect in the Justin Wheely murder case. 325 00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:02,587 Justin was violently beaten and then stabbed to death late last night 326 00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:04,557 after he wouldn't give up his wallet. 327 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,630 The police chief congratulated the 20 investigators 328 00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:10,756 who worked around the clock to solve this crime. 329 00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,199 We're doing the best we can, Mr. Vega. 330 00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:16,271 - That's not good enough. - I'm afraid it is. 331 00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:19,671 Yeah, I guess it would be if Klondike was a different shade. 332 00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:22,210 You'd already probably caught the bastards. 333 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:25,743 - You inferring I'm a racist, Mr. Vega? - Yeah, I am. 334 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:28,578 In case you haven't noticed, I'm Indian. 335 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,551 You're a wolf in sheep's clothing. You're just pan of the system, man. 336 00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:34,850 Look, Vega, I understand Mr. Washington was a friend of yours, 337 00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:37,482 but you can't let your emotions get in the way of what we're trying to do here. 338 00:28:37,615 --> 00:28:39,390 Let us do our job, OK? 339 00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:41,758 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to get back to. 340 00:29:03,374 --> 00:29:04,444 Ahh! 341 00:29:06,811 --> 00:29:08,449 Double or nothing, double or nothing. 342 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,116 Ready? 343 00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:12,125 - Get it! Get some! 344 00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:15,189 Best out of five, best out of five. 345 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,800 - Come on. 346 00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:46,711 It's from an M9 Beretta. 347 00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:51,777 Probably from a 15-round staggered magazine. 348 00:31:52,477 --> 00:31:55,651 - Sell any of those lately? - No, man. 349 00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:59,922 This is government-issued Armed Forces shit. 350 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:01,995 I rarely see this stuff. 351 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,192 Any other store around here that does? 352 00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:08,497 I'm pretty much the only game in town, you know? 353 00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:10,867 I'd like to keep it that way. 354 00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:14,374 Nice piece of jewelly. 355 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:19,710 If you're interested in selling that... 356 00:32:19,837 --> 00:32:21,817 ...I'd give you $50 for it. 357 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,953 - That your daughter? - No. 358 00:32:28,379 --> 00:32:31,121 I was gonna say it kind of looks like this girl who goes to our church. 359 00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:35,220 - You know her? - She's friendly with the wife. 360 00:32:36,721 --> 00:32:41,363 - You think this is hers? - Eh, probably her husband's. 361 00:32:41,492 --> 00:32:46,271 He's a... He's a black guy. Good-looking fella. 362 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:48,910 You know where I could find him? 363 00:32:49,033 --> 00:32:53,243 Well, they just live a few blocks over there on Seventh. 364 00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:56,716 There's a yellow pick-up on the front lawn there. 365 00:32:56,841 --> 00:32:59,287 - Can't miss it. - Thanks, partner. 366 00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:02,650 Hey, man. 367 00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:06,426 Be careful. There's a lot of fucking idiots out there. 368 00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:21,909 - Yes, can I help you? 369 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:23,171 Is your husband available? 370 00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:26,111 - And who are you? - Uh, I'm a friend of his. 371 00:33:26,237 --> 00:33:29,684 He left this over at my place a couple days ago. 372 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,951 You know what? 373 00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:39,789 You go tell that son of a B-I-T-C-H that he's got three kids and a wife 374 00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:42,193 wondering when the hell he's coming home. 375 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,699 I don't mean to be nosy, but when's the last time you saw him? 376 00:33:45,823 --> 00:33:48,827 I probably saw Terence over a week ago. 377 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:54,103 My girlfriends tell me they see him playing basketball at 22nd Street Park. 378 00:33:54,999 --> 00:33:57,275 He's got kids crying for his daddy, 379 00:33:57,402 --> 00:33:59,973 - and he's playing basketball. 380 00:34:00,104 --> 00:34:03,381 Yeah, mi amor, yeah, I know you're hungry. I'll get you something. 381 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:06,011 You know what, man? I gotta go, OK? 382 00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:11,287 But if you happen to find that C-O-C-K-S-U-C-K-E-R, 383 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:13,521 tell him to go fuck himself. 384 00:34:52,156 --> 00:34:53,999 - Backdoor, backdoor, backdoor! 385 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,695 Backdoor, backdoor! Hey! 386 00:34:57,028 --> 00:34:59,440 - Ball, ball, ball! - Take him backdoor. Backdoor, backdoor! 387 00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:01,840 - God damn it. - Damn! 388 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:06,344 Anybody know where I can find Terence? 389 00:35:06,471 --> 00:35:08,212 Why don't you ask your mama? 390 00:35:08,339 --> 00:35:10,410 He probably cock slammed her this morning. 391 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:12,817 Damn! 392 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:16,016 - Hey, give me the ball, bitch. - I'm gonna ask you one more time. 393 00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:17,717 Anybody know where I can find Terence? 394 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:20,489 Who the fuck do you think you are, you old motherfucker? 395 00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:22,461 Either give me the ball or I'm gonna kill your ass. 396 00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:24,066 You know, I don't hear too good. 397 00:35:24,188 --> 00:35:26,566 I messed up my hearing at a Santana concert in '74. 398 00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:28,466 Step in here so I can hear you. I can't... 399 00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:31,636 You believe this crazy son of a bitch? 400 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:34,070 Ooh... 401 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:48,515 OK, whoa, wait a minute, man. Calm down, all right? He ain't here, man. 402 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:49,716 - Where is he? - I don't know. 403 00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:52,589 He private with his shit. He run with some boys across town, that's it. 404 00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:53,718 Where across town? 405 00:35:53,851 --> 00:35:55,797 Ask for Renaldo, 85th Street Apartments. 406 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,900 He knows where Terence is. 407 00:35:58,022 --> 00:36:01,936 Thank you, fellas. Appreciate your cooperation. All of you. 408 00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:05,898 - Shit. 409 00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:07,407 That was luck. 410 00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:02,697 Oh, Father, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were a priest! 411 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,198 You picked the wrong apartment to rob, asshole! 412 00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:07,661 Wait, wait, stop, stop! 413 00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:09,703 - I don't wanna rob anybody. 414 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:14,775 - Where's Renaldo? I can't breathe! 415 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:17,175 I have no idea. I have no idea where he is. 416 00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:19,406 Jesus! Look, he's my roommate, he's never here. 417 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:21,107 What, are you trying to fucking kill me? 418 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,846 - What kind of priest are you? - I'm not a priest, you idiot. 419 00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:27,456 I'm playing one at the Jewish community center musical. 420 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,922 And thanks to you, I'm gonna be late for my fucking rehearsal. 421 00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:32,584 OK, then. Where's Renaldo? 422 00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:35,163 All right! All right! All right! 423 00:37:35,286 --> 00:37:37,197 He hangs out at the Velvet Scorpion. 424 00:37:37,321 --> 00:37:39,699 He's there every morning. I swear, he's gonna be there tomorrow. 425 00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:42,771 You know, man, you make a terrible priest. 426 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:54,677 I have on my staff 11 aides, 427 00:37:54,805 --> 00:37:58,912 all of whom perform their tasks in glorious concert. 428 00:37:59,043 --> 00:38:01,148 There's not a moment of my day 429 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:05,659 where I don't feel completely secure about my political future. 430 00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:09,024 And then there's you, Panther... 431 00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:15,829 ...who is single-handedly trying to destroy what took me 33 years to build. 432 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,736 Oh, come on, Mayor. There's nothing being destroyed. 433 00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:23,278 This ain't no WikiLeaks. It's like a leak in your mama's sink. 434 00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:25,608 You know, we'll plumb the shit up. 435 00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:29,607 That supposed to make me feel better? 436 00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:34,720 I'm running for reelection in 90 days 437 00:38:34,845 --> 00:38:38,793 and I've got accessible confidential information of mine 438 00:38:38,916 --> 00:38:40,054 out there on the streets? 439 00:38:40,184 --> 00:38:42,892 I can assure you, there's no problem. 440 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,796 - Shit, I own the streets. - There's a problem, asshole. 441 00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:49,234 There's a fucking problem, 'cause your bros fucked up. 442 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:53,739 How do you take a guy out before you get my drives back first? 443 00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:57,607 There was some internal incompetent shit on our pan. 444 00:38:57,735 --> 00:39:00,614 But I can assure you we're all tee'd up. It won't happen again. 445 00:39:00,738 --> 00:39:03,048 No, it won't happen again because if it does, 446 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,518 your services are terminated. 447 00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:09,022 That's just the beginning of what we're gonna start terminating around here. 448 00:39:12,116 --> 00:39:14,221 And now we got this freaking geriatric going around, 449 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:17,231 - kicking everybody's fucking asses. - Bad Ass. 450 00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:20,736 - Excuse me? - Bad Ass. 451 00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:22,235 That's what they're calling him. 452 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,307 Who gives a fuck what they're calling him? 453 00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:31,945 - He's a pain in my fucking ass. - There's nothing to worry about. 454 00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:37,212 He's just an old motherfucker looking for some revenge. We got him dialed in. 455 00:39:37,341 --> 00:39:39,514 I don't wanna have to worry about this shit any more 456 00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:41,486 because let me tell you something, 457 00:39:41,612 --> 00:39:44,957 there's hundreds of bottom-drain feeders out there would love to be on my payroll 458 00:39:45,082 --> 00:39:47,892 doing the freaking job you're supposed to be doing. 459 00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:51,066 You clean your shit up, Panther. 460 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,301 And I mean now. 461 00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:58,730 We're done here. 462 00:40:02,466 --> 00:40:05,072 And enough with the long text messages. 463 00:40:05,202 --> 00:40:10,379 And what's up with those fucking happy faces? I hate that shit. 464 00:40:27,224 --> 00:40:29,261 Here, dear, let me give you a hand with that. 465 00:40:29,393 --> 00:40:34,638 - Oh... Very sweet of you. - OK. 466 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,142 Are those your keys? Give me your keys. 467 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,541 - Thank you. - You want that in the trunk? 468 00:40:37,668 --> 00:40:38,976 - Yes. - OK. 469 00:40:40,237 --> 00:40:42,410 - Bad Ass! Hey! - Bad Ass! 470 00:40:44,675 --> 00:40:46,211 What's up, homies? How you doing? 471 00:40:47,144 --> 00:40:48,384 - Down! 472 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:54,392 You messed with the wrong white boys, you fuck! 473 00:40:56,921 --> 00:40:59,834 - Yeah! Shended that asshole! - Yeah! 474 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:02,904 - Woo! - Woo! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 475 00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:05,803 - Are you OK? - Oh, wonderful. 476 00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:09,878 I haven't had a man handle me like that in 45 years. 477 00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:13,704 Yo, yo, yo, I got the TV! 478 00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:18,446 That's some good chicken. You want a piece? 479 00:41:25,382 --> 00:41:29,728 You're all I got now, boy. It's just me and you now, fella. 480 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:32,462 Just me and you. 481 00:41:34,058 --> 00:41:36,436 - What's up, bitch? 482 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,937 If it's not my favorite black midget. 483 00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:41,134 Tell me something. How hard was it living in a world without phones? 484 00:41:41,265 --> 00:41:43,176 We had Western Union. 485 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:46,213 How hard was it when your career tanked after Diff'rent Strokes? 486 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,510 - What you talkin' about? - Willis. 487 00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:50,710 - What? - From the show. 488 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,616 - "What you talkin' about, Willis?" 489 00:41:52,743 --> 00:41:55,883 I'm so goddamned tired of carrying the burden of this family. 490 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:58,493 - And all you do is complain! - Well, you're the lazy motherfucker 491 00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:00,596 who can't keep... What, you're gonna hit me out here? 492 00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:02,254 - How's your nose? - Go! You need to leave. 493 00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:04,627 - Why don't you keep a fucking job?! 494 00:42:05,556 --> 00:42:07,399 And you better not come back here, either. 495 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,062 I live here. I own the house, bitch! 496 00:42:11,328 --> 00:42:12,966 Mama. 497 00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:14,542 You're leaking. 498 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,472 Are you OK? 499 00:42:19,303 --> 00:42:23,012 - Yeah, I'm fine. I'm OK. - No, you're not. 500 00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:27,422 - Yeah, I think I am. Thank you. - Actually, you're not. 501 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,458 I got a first aid kit inside. Let's get you cleaned up. 502 00:42:30,581 --> 00:42:32,083 You don't want him to see you like that. 503 00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:39,262 OK, here, now you gotta keep this on at least 20 minutes. 504 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,996 OK, so what, now you're a doctor? 505 00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:43,730 No, my mom was nurse. 506 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:45,932 She taught me how to take care of the small stuff. 507 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:50,205 I filled in for a medic in Vietnam when he got his arm blown off. 508 00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:55,545 Do you want something to eat or drink? 509 00:42:55,673 --> 00:42:58,153 No, no. Actually, I'm good. 510 00:42:58,275 --> 00:43:01,313 You know, I got a couple of Hungry-Man dinners in there that are delicious. 511 00:43:01,445 --> 00:43:03,823 Wow, that's real sweet, Frank, 512 00:43:03,948 --> 00:43:07,589 but we actually ate dinner already, so, we're good. 513 00:43:07,718 --> 00:43:11,894 I mean, they're no Julia Child, but they're really good. 514 00:43:12,022 --> 00:43:15,128 Wow. Look at you. What do you know about Julia Child? 515 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:19,833 I love the Food Channel, but I can't cook worth spit. 516 00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:24,379 I can cook pretty good. Maybe one day I'll make you something to eat. 517 00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:28,213 I'd love that. 518 00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:33,284 Oh, you know what? I got something. 519 00:43:40,017 --> 00:43:42,327 Here. These are the bomb. 520 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,900 Oh, no, I'm sorry. Ice cream is my enemy. 521 00:43:46,023 --> 00:43:48,367 No, no, these are low fat. Not that you need it. 522 00:43:48,492 --> 00:43:49,732 Did you say "the bomb"? 523 00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:53,239 What, you living in the '90s, fool? 524 00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:55,674 Martin. Stop being rude. 525 00:43:57,668 --> 00:44:02,014 Damn, that's good. Is this the good shit they gave you during the last supper? 526 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:03,140 Boy! 527 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:07,186 Damn, Mama, you still got skills. 528 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,086 I sure do, and you better not forget it. 529 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:41,214 Excuse me. Could any of you gentlemen tell me where I could find Renaldo? 530 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:42,790 I know what you must be thinking, man. 531 00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:45,018 "Who is this guy, coming in here demanding shit?" 532 00:44:45,149 --> 00:44:48,187 It's just important. I gotta find Renaldo. 533 00:44:53,390 --> 00:44:56,371 - So you're that Bad Ass dude. - No, not really. 534 00:44:56,493 --> 00:44:59,474 Let's see what type of bad ass you are. 535 00:45:01,298 --> 00:45:04,040 - It don't have to be this way. - Oh, yeah, it does. 536 00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:07,505 Get out of the way! 537 00:45:20,517 --> 00:45:23,555 All right, amigo, calm down! 538 00:45:23,687 --> 00:45:27,726 Renaldo, he's upstairs. Just stop fucking up my bar. 539 00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:40,247 Thanks for the help. I appreciate that. 540 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,320 Yo, what the fuck, man? 541 00:45:54,451 --> 00:45:57,057 I just need to ask you some questions about your friend Terence. 542 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:01,032 - I don't think you're gonna have time. 543 00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:07,238 - Where the fuck is Terence? 544 00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:11,144 - What the fuck, man?! - The problem, Renaldo, 545 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:13,475 is that I have a bad case of bursitis. 546 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,948 - Cocksucker! - What's bursitis, you ask? 547 00:46:16,073 --> 00:46:18,883 It's an inflammation of the joints that doesn't allow me 548 00:46:19,009 --> 00:46:21,888 - to hold onto anything too long. - Fuck you, man! 549 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:25,688 - Holy shit! - See? That was my good hand. 550 00:46:25,816 --> 00:46:27,124 OK, OK, OK, OK! 551 00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:29,288 Terence hangs outwith this bitch named Tatiana 552 00:46:29,419 --> 00:46:31,296 down at the massage parlor on 10th Street, all right? 553 00:46:31,421 --> 00:46:33,697 That's all the fuck I know! Now help me up! 554 00:46:33,824 --> 00:46:35,861 Yeah, that wasn't hard, was it? 555 00:46:36,026 --> 00:46:38,802 You asshole! Don't fuckin' leave me out here! 556 00:46:38,929 --> 00:46:41,205 - Come on! - Sony for the interruption, ladies. 557 00:46:41,899 --> 00:46:45,711 Oh. Tell Renaldo to put this on my tab. 558 00:46:58,182 --> 00:46:59,252 Hey. 559 00:47:01,385 --> 00:47:03,422 Are you stalking me or something? 560 00:47:03,554 --> 00:47:05,591 What, a friend can't stop by and say hello? 561 00:47:05,722 --> 00:47:08,066 Come on, ride shotgun with me. 562 00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:09,671 You're not gonna hit on me again, are you? 563 00:47:09,793 --> 00:47:11,795 Jesus Christ, get in the car. 564 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,411 So, what've you been up to? 565 00:47:25,542 --> 00:47:27,146 Ah, same old, you know. 566 00:47:27,277 --> 00:47:29,814 Really? That's not what I've been hearing. 567 00:47:30,981 --> 00:47:33,018 Don't know what you're talking about. 568 00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:37,257 They say you've been leaving a bloody trail all across the city. 569 00:47:37,387 --> 00:47:38,957 Doesn't sound familiar to me. 570 00:47:39,089 --> 00:47:43,629 Frank, the police chief was this close to issuing a warrant for your arrest. 571 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,230 - I had to talk him off the ledge. - Arrest? Arrest me for what? 572 00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:49,537 - For doing his job? - OK, see, that's the thing, Frank. 573 00:47:49,666 --> 00:47:52,647 You're not supposed to do their job. You're supposed to stay the fuck away. 574 00:47:52,769 --> 00:47:54,180 You know what? Pull over. 575 00:47:54,304 --> 00:47:56,409 - What? - Pull the fuck over. 576 00:48:02,412 --> 00:48:05,621 You know, I know you're trying to do the best for me, 577 00:48:05,749 --> 00:48:09,356 but I can't stand around and watch a bunch of assholes do nothing 578 00:48:09,486 --> 00:48:10,829 - about my best friend being killed. 579 00:48:10,954 --> 00:48:13,127 Frank, you're getting in over your head here, all right? 580 00:48:13,257 --> 00:48:15,498 You're to the point now where even I can't help you. 581 00:48:16,493 --> 00:48:17,972 I don't want your help. 582 00:48:31,275 --> 00:48:33,687 - You've got something of ours! What?! 583 00:48:33,810 --> 00:48:37,019 The flash drive, asshole. Your boy took it from us. 584 00:48:37,547 --> 00:48:39,083 What the fuck's a flash drive? 585 00:48:39,216 --> 00:48:42,163 It's an inch-long storage device that uses solid-state memory 586 00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:47,497 to store persistent data from your computer. Where is it? 587 00:48:47,624 --> 00:48:49,626 Oh, that. 588 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,639 That's in... your ass. 589 00:48:52,796 --> 00:48:54,400 What the fuck?! 590 00:48:59,503 --> 00:49:00,880 Motherfucker. 591 00:49:05,575 --> 00:49:07,953 Next time call before you drop by. 592 00:49:11,581 --> 00:49:12,787 What's up, cracker? 593 00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:15,192 Hey, kid, do you know anything about flash drives? 594 00:49:22,192 --> 00:49:24,536 Crestview? That's our hood. 595 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:32,341 City permits? 596 00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:34,882 "Panther"? 597 00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:39,917 What the hell was Klondike involved in? 598 00:49:58,128 --> 00:50:00,233 I'd like to set up a massage with Tatiana. 599 00:50:00,364 --> 00:50:01,638 OK, right. 600 00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:05,874 I want you to know this is my first massage ever. 601 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:08,847 A virgin? I'm honored. 602 00:50:09,806 --> 00:50:12,150 Wow. You've got great hands. 603 00:50:13,744 --> 00:50:16,350 - So do we know each other? - Excuse me? 604 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,859 - You asked for me. You must know me. - I'm kind of looking for someone. 605 00:50:19,983 --> 00:50:22,793 - Who? - Terence. 606 00:50:24,121 --> 00:50:25,259 We broke up. 607 00:50:27,491 --> 00:50:29,300 You know where I could get a hold of him? 608 00:50:30,127 --> 00:50:31,367 Nope. 609 00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:37,410 I... I just realized I'm double booked. 610 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:39,844 Diane will be here in a few minutes to finish you off. 611 00:52:25,675 --> 00:52:27,712 Lost your keys? 612 00:52:28,845 --> 00:52:33,260 Uh... I'm visiting my girlfriend. 613 00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:35,886 - Do you mind killing that? - Tatiana's your girl? 614 00:52:36,019 --> 00:52:38,226 - Yeah, yeah. For about six months. - Really? 615 00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:40,494 'Cause it kind of looked like you were trying to break in there. 616 00:52:40,624 --> 00:52:43,161 Trying to surprise her. It's her birthday. 617 00:52:43,293 --> 00:52:46,831 Romantic. You mind stepping up a little closer? 618 00:52:46,963 --> 00:52:48,340 I wanna see who it is I'm shooting. 619 00:52:51,601 --> 00:52:52,875 Hey... 620 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:55,279 ...aren't you that Bad Ass dude? 621 00:52:56,473 --> 00:53:00,615 Holy shit. I'm a huge fan. 622 00:53:00,744 --> 00:53:03,350 The way you kicked the shit out of those a-holes, ah, 623 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,426 that was priceless, man. 624 00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:08,223 You're a tough son of a bitch. Good for you. 625 00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:10,888 I appreciate that. I'm gonna head on inside. 626 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:14,662 Cool. You keep on kicking ass, my friend. 627 00:53:14,791 --> 00:53:17,135 The world needs people like you. 628 00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:18,739 All right. 629 00:53:19,095 --> 00:53:20,369 Uh... 630 00:53:20,897 --> 00:53:23,309 You know Tatiana keeps the back door open, right? 631 00:53:25,602 --> 00:53:28,481 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Thanks. 632 00:53:58,201 --> 00:54:01,910 Oh, Terence... 633 00:54:02,038 --> 00:54:03,381 That's what I'm saying. Come on! 634 00:54:05,609 --> 00:54:08,522 - What's this? Make-up sex? 635 00:54:08,645 --> 00:54:10,784 - Oh, shit! 636 00:54:21,391 --> 00:54:22,392 Fuck! 637 00:54:22,525 --> 00:54:25,267 You killed my best friend, Klondike Washington. 638 00:54:25,395 --> 00:54:27,170 How do you wanna die, motherfucker? 639 00:54:27,297 --> 00:54:30,676 Fuck you. - OK. 640 00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:37,047 What the fuck you think you're doing, asshole? 641 00:54:37,173 --> 00:54:39,619 - This might sting a little. 642 00:54:39,743 --> 00:54:43,281 - No! No... 643 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,495 Stop! Stop! 644 00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:51,565 I didn't kill your friend, man! 645 00:54:51,688 --> 00:54:54,669 - Who did? 646 00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:56,828 It was Sebastian! 647 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,871 We were just doing what we were fucking told! 648 00:54:58,995 --> 00:55:01,202 - By who? - I can't say! 649 00:55:01,331 --> 00:55:05,336 - Are you sure? I can't say! 650 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:06,913 I respect that. 651 00:55:11,708 --> 00:55:14,951 It was Panther! It was Panther! 652 00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:21,189 - Where is he? 653 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,729 I don't know! 654 00:55:22,852 --> 00:55:25,560 That's too bad, because we're really fucking up this kitchen. 655 00:55:25,689 --> 00:55:29,660 No! OK! OK, OK. 656 00:55:29,793 --> 00:55:32,069 He and Sebastian... 657 00:55:32,195 --> 00:55:34,141 ...they'll be at the Bergamont Loft. 658 00:55:34,264 --> 00:55:36,744 - He'll be where? - The Bergamont Loft! 659 00:55:36,866 --> 00:55:41,542 - Fucking tomorrow night, man! 660 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:46,685 I wanna thank you for giving me a hand. 661 00:55:48,111 --> 00:55:49,784 By the way, 662 00:55:49,913 --> 00:55:53,258 your wife's got a message for you. She said, "Go fuck yourself!" 663 00:55:53,383 --> 00:55:55,021 I hope you're a righty. 664 00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:13,779 - Thanks, Ronnie. - You got it, Frank. 665 00:56:44,434 --> 00:56:45,435 Get off of me! 666 00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:46,945 Do what I fucking tell you to do, bitch. 667 00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:50,415 You know what? Fuck you, OK? I'm done. Get the fuck out of my... 668 00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:54,215 - Show me some fucking respect. - Fuck you! 669 00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:55,345 - Fuck me? - Yeah. 670 00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:57,424 I wouldn't if I were you. 671 00:56:59,482 --> 00:57:01,325 What the fuck you doing in my house? 672 00:57:02,652 --> 00:57:04,359 What the fuck you doing in my house? 673 00:57:04,487 --> 00:57:07,434 Look, I don't want to get into it with you. Just leave her alone. 674 00:57:07,557 --> 00:57:08,627 What did you...? 675 00:57:10,627 --> 00:57:12,732 Are you fucking this old man? 676 00:57:13,897 --> 00:57:15,968 Get the fuck... 677 00:57:17,834 --> 00:57:19,211 Ah! OK! 678 00:57:19,335 --> 00:57:21,440 You don't deserve this family. 679 00:57:21,571 --> 00:57:23,209 - You don't deserve any family - OK. 680 00:57:23,339 --> 00:57:26,684 Either you straighten your shit up, or get the fuck out of here. 681 00:57:26,810 --> 00:57:29,290 OK! OK! 682 00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:38,362 You want that bitch? 683 00:57:38,488 --> 00:57:40,263 You can fucking have her. 684 00:57:45,895 --> 00:57:47,272 You all right? 685 00:57:48,264 --> 00:57:49,265 Thank you. 686 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,075 It's gonna be OK. 687 00:57:52,202 --> 00:57:54,739 - It's all gonna be OK. 688 00:57:54,871 --> 00:57:57,249 - I'm sorry. - Don't be sorry. 689 00:57:58,675 --> 00:57:59,710 Where's Martin? 690 00:57:59,843 --> 00:58:02,187 He spent the night over at his friend's house. 691 00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:04,352 Are you gonna be OK? 692 00:58:07,116 --> 00:58:08,891 Are you gonna be OK? 693 00:58:09,686 --> 00:58:12,690 - I mean, you look exhausted. - I didn't get any sleep. 694 00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:15,735 A little tired. Low on blood sugar, I think. 695 00:58:15,859 --> 00:58:19,397 Why don't you go and take a nap, and when you wake up, 696 00:58:19,529 --> 00:58:21,475 maybe I can make you something nice to eat. 697 00:58:23,633 --> 00:58:25,670 Best offer I've had in 20 years. 698 00:59:23,826 --> 00:59:25,362 Wow. 699 00:59:27,797 --> 00:59:30,539 - I clean up good, don't I? 700 00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:32,010 And you brought me flowers. 701 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:33,673 Thank you. 702 00:59:34,604 --> 00:59:37,175 That is the perfect color on you, Frank. 703 00:59:37,307 --> 00:59:39,412 You know, it's my passion. 704 00:59:39,542 --> 00:59:42,785 Whenever I garden, I always feel like I'm at peace. 705 00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:45,085 It's really where I feel the happiest. 706 00:59:45,214 --> 00:59:48,457 You kind of remind me of my mom. She practically lived in the garden. 707 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,691 She always kept like, a beautiful bush. 708 00:59:51,821 --> 00:59:53,767 Wait, I'm sorry, that didn't come out right. 709 00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:59,104 No, no, no. Hey, hygiene is very important. 710 00:59:59,996 --> 01:00:01,475 That's for sure. 711 01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:08,438 Can I keep these? 712 01:00:10,206 --> 01:00:11,412 Of course. 713 01:00:12,208 --> 01:00:15,712 I know it sounds kind of corny, but I'm a big fan of mementos. 714 01:00:15,845 --> 01:00:17,256 Now... 715 01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:23,262 ...every time I look at this, I'll think of this moment. Kind of corny, isn't it? 716 01:00:23,386 --> 01:00:26,162 Well, no, actually I think it's kind of sweet. 717 01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:34,039 Wow, a home cooked meal. This is delicious. 718 01:00:34,163 --> 01:00:37,372 This rates up there with Mom's. 719 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:38,911 Thank you so much. 720 01:00:39,035 --> 01:00:40,173 No, thank you. 721 01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:41,782 I can't tell you how nice it is 722 01:00:41,904 --> 01:00:44,384 to actually cook for someone who appreciates it. 723 01:00:48,044 --> 01:00:49,853 Why did you many him? 724 01:00:51,614 --> 01:00:53,924 Wait, that's none of my business. I'm sorry. 725 01:00:54,050 --> 01:00:56,189 - Forget... - No, look, it's fine. 726 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,321 Hey, I'm a big girl, right? 727 01:00:59,722 --> 01:01:01,463 You know, he was different back then. 728 01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:04,969 And it was fun and it was exciting and... 729 01:01:05,828 --> 01:01:10,106 ...I got pregnant with Martin and then we just decided to get married. 730 01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:13,343 To Martin. 731 01:01:16,172 --> 01:01:17,412 To Martin. 732 01:01:21,210 --> 01:01:26,592 No, I just thought you were this crazy, hulking angry man 733 01:01:26,716 --> 01:01:29,219 who went around town beating up people. 734 01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:32,026 Well, I have done some things I'm not proud of. 735 01:01:32,155 --> 01:01:36,604 No, what I mean is that I would've never known that underneath 736 01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:42,733 is this sweet and kind and gentle man with a heart of gold. 737 01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:45,971 Well, now you're making me sound like some kind of nice guy or something. 738 01:01:46,102 --> 01:01:47,740 You are. 739 01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:53,077 What's up, shorties? 740 01:01:53,843 --> 01:01:55,345 - Hey. - Hi. 741 01:01:55,478 --> 01:01:58,118 Kevin's grounded so his mama sent me home early. 742 01:01:58,247 --> 01:01:59,851 Oh, shit! Pie! 743 01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:03,921 Scoot over! Whatcha...? Move. 744 01:02:04,053 --> 01:02:05,726 - OK. 745 01:02:09,025 --> 01:02:13,405 Oh, I get it. It's like a party line with computers. 746 01:02:13,529 --> 01:02:15,372 What the hell's a party line? 747 01:02:16,299 --> 01:02:19,303 It's where a group of people can call in all at the same time 748 01:02:19,435 --> 01:02:21,005 and talk to each other. 749 01:02:21,137 --> 01:02:24,050 It's kind of amazing. Where have you been, kid? 750 01:02:24,173 --> 01:02:26,449 Man, that's called a conference call. What's wrong with you? 751 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:30,718 I think you're the only human being on the planet that's not on Facebook. 752 01:02:31,614 --> 01:02:33,457 I hooked you up with an email address, 753 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:36,086 so if anyone offers a friend request, it'll come straight to your mailbox. 754 01:02:36,219 --> 01:02:39,393 Do you mean like people can call up and ask to be my friend? 755 01:02:39,522 --> 01:02:41,900 Maybe. Especially if you get yourself some new clothes. 756 01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:44,129 You look like a goodwill ambassador for Goodwill. 757 01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:46,934 Are you kidding? These clothes are fresh. 758 01:02:47,063 --> 01:02:50,442 I got a very distinctive style that spans many generations. 759 01:02:50,566 --> 01:02:53,513 Yeah, that's another way of saying you got hand-me-downs, bitch. 760 01:02:53,636 --> 01:02:55,673 That shit you got on look like it came from your dad 761 01:02:55,805 --> 01:02:57,648 when he fought in the Civil War. 762 01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,185 So... 763 01:03:02,178 --> 01:03:05,352 ...how long you think I'm gonna be living here without a door? 764 01:03:06,382 --> 01:03:09,386 Well, I gotta get some brand-new hinges and I'll fix it in the morning, 765 01:03:09,519 --> 01:03:11,157 but in the meantime, you stay at my house. 766 01:03:12,088 --> 01:03:15,797 - No, Frank, we can't do that. - Oh, yeah, you can. 767 01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:19,463 You bet your ass I ain't sleeping in a house without a door. 768 01:03:19,595 --> 01:03:21,575 What the...? I can't believe this shit. 769 01:03:21,697 --> 01:03:25,907 You already have 50 friend requests and the shit just keeps going. 770 01:03:26,502 --> 01:03:29,005 Guess I won't be needing those new threads, huh? 771 01:03:41,150 --> 01:03:43,096 - Jesus, Frank. - Thought I'd find you here. 772 01:03:43,219 --> 01:03:45,631 - What is this? - Open it up. 773 01:03:47,023 --> 01:03:48,764 - It's called a flash drive. - Yeah, I know what it's called. 774 01:03:48,891 --> 01:03:51,371 - What's on it? - Some pretty classified stuff. 775 01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:54,304 So classified they killed Klondike for it. 776 01:03:55,898 --> 01:03:57,206 Why don't you and I go get a cup of coffee? 777 01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:59,904 - I got some stuff I gotta take care of. - Frank, what's going on? 778 01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:03,582 - Nothing I can't handle. - Look, you've already done enough. 779 01:04:03,706 --> 01:04:06,846 - Let us handle it from here. - Don't let nobody see that. 780 01:04:07,410 --> 01:04:10,289 And if anything should happen to me, take care of Baxter. 781 01:04:12,915 --> 01:04:14,087 Frank. 782 01:04:38,107 --> 01:04:40,519 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 783 01:04:42,111 --> 01:04:46,116 Uh, I haven't been to confession since my daddy died, so... 784 01:04:46,249 --> 01:04:48,593 - ...cut me a little slack. 785 01:04:49,752 --> 01:04:52,892 Go ahead. Tell me your sins, my son. 786 01:04:55,124 --> 01:04:58,333 I haven't lived the greatest life. 787 01:04:58,461 --> 01:05:02,238 There's, uh, plenty that I'm not proud of. 788 01:05:03,532 --> 01:05:07,105 But I'm about to do something tonight... 789 01:05:08,137 --> 01:05:11,550 ...that will not sit right in the eyes of the Heavenly Father. 790 01:05:13,709 --> 01:05:15,689 What is it, my son? 791 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:23,587 I'm seeking revenge in the name of my brother. 792 01:05:57,787 --> 01:05:59,528 Looking for somebody, OG? 793 01:05:59,655 --> 01:06:01,362 I'm looking for Panther. 794 01:06:01,490 --> 01:06:02,628 He's unavailable. 795 01:06:02,758 --> 01:06:04,431 Tell him Frank Vega wants to see him. 796 01:06:05,494 --> 01:06:07,235 Frank Vega, 797 01:06:07,363 --> 01:06:11,004 aka Bad Ass. 798 01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:14,171 The one who sliced off my man's hand 799 01:06:14,303 --> 01:06:17,477 by using a garbage disposal? 800 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,825 I've been waiting for you, ese. 801 01:06:31,187 --> 01:06:35,636 You're very popular these days, Mr. Vega. 802 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:40,368 It's very impressive. 803 01:06:41,864 --> 01:06:46,870 But it looks like you've bitten off a little bit more than you can chew. 804 01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:50,780 You murdered my best friend. 805 01:06:50,906 --> 01:06:54,547 Oh, you make it sound like I was at fault here. 806 01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:57,681 Your boy stole from me. 807 01:06:57,813 --> 01:07:03,456 I repay for loyalty and I dispose for disloyalty. 808 01:07:03,586 --> 01:07:08,126 Now, I think you have something of mine. 809 01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:11,294 Hand over the drive. 810 01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:13,529 The what? 811 01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:17,038 The flash drive, Vega, hand it over. 812 01:07:17,733 --> 01:07:18,973 What the fuck's a flash drive? 813 01:07:19,902 --> 01:07:22,542 It's an inch-long storage device 814 01:07:22,671 --> 01:07:28,246 that uses solid-state memory to store persistent data from your computer. 815 01:07:29,145 --> 01:07:31,557 Oh, flash drive. Where did...? 816 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,660 Oh, yeah, you know, I stuck that up your ass... 817 01:07:39,188 --> 01:07:42,795 Cock-a-doodle-doo! 818 01:07:42,925 --> 01:07:45,929 Rise and shine, big fella. 819 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,542 You feeling a little better now? 820 01:07:49,665 --> 01:07:50,666 Oh, oh... 821 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:55,579 Flashbacks of Ho Chi Minh City, huh, Vega? 822 01:07:55,704 --> 01:07:59,846 We wanted you to relive the salad days of your youth. 823 01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:03,484 Let's give him a taster. 824 01:08:14,857 --> 01:08:18,134 Oh, man! Oh, it's refreshing! 825 01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:22,174 What a nice way to end the day, don't you think? 826 01:08:22,298 --> 01:08:24,938 Let me explain something to you. 827 01:08:25,067 --> 01:08:30,881 That drive has information regarding a deal I have with the city 828 01:08:31,006 --> 01:08:34,351 to bring in a tremendous amount of revenue. 829 01:08:34,477 --> 01:08:36,479 It's gonna do wonders for this community. 830 01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:39,684 I'm bringing in big change over here, my man. 831 01:08:39,815 --> 01:08:43,661 You'd be doing a public service to return it. 832 01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:46,596 If you call raising crime to chase people out, 833 01:08:46,722 --> 01:08:51,228 so you can build oil wells in their backyards, a public service, 834 01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,101 count me out. 835 01:08:59,168 --> 01:09:00,169 All right. 836 01:09:02,004 --> 01:09:05,884 Let's get down to the brass tacks. 837 01:09:08,444 --> 01:09:11,584 Where... is... 838 01:09:11,714 --> 01:09:14,160 ...the motherfucking drive? 839 01:09:14,283 --> 01:09:17,196 It's in... your asshole. 840 01:09:39,241 --> 01:09:40,777 Is that all you've got, bitch? 841 01:09:40,910 --> 01:09:44,153 Damn, you old fucks are hard to crack. 842 01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:48,456 Your boy Klondike was the same way. Stubborn motherfuckers. 843 01:09:48,984 --> 01:09:52,898 Well then, let's try turning it up to the maximum level, 844 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:59,029 reserved only for the likes of the African bush elephant 845 01:09:59,161 --> 01:10:03,473 and the Siberian moose. Shall we? 846 01:10:08,671 --> 01:10:09,741 All right! 847 01:10:11,373 --> 01:10:15,116 OK. OK. 848 01:10:15,244 --> 01:10:17,952 Frank, where's the fucking drive? 849 01:10:19,648 --> 01:10:21,559 OK. OK. 850 01:10:23,285 --> 01:10:26,027 All right. It's... 851 01:10:26,155 --> 01:10:29,329 It's really up your ass. 852 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:35,402 I can't do this any more. 853 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:40,908 Give me his wallet. 854 01:10:52,448 --> 01:10:54,428 Well, goddamn, bro. 855 01:10:54,550 --> 01:10:56,894 You live right up in the motherfucking hood and shit. 856 01:10:57,019 --> 01:10:59,556 There's nothing there. You're wasting your time. 857 01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:05,971 What was that, Vega? Who do you have over there? 858 01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:09,166 Oh, yeah. 859 01:11:09,298 --> 01:11:12,677 You got some little lady friend over there, Vega? 860 01:11:12,801 --> 01:11:17,580 Well, in that case, I'm gonna go over there myself and check it out. 861 01:11:25,681 --> 01:11:29,151 You're at the end of an era, big Frank. 862 01:11:32,254 --> 01:11:37,533 But I gotta give you respect, man. You're going out like a champ. 863 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,246 Continue on without me. 864 01:12:02,785 --> 01:12:04,059 What the...?! 865 01:12:15,798 --> 01:12:17,971 I was wondering when those two were gonna leave. 866 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:11,592 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 867 01:13:15,157 --> 01:13:16,534 What's up, buddy? What's going on? 868 01:13:16,658 --> 01:13:18,069 Get the fuck out of here! 869 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:20,198 Hey! 870 01:13:20,329 --> 01:13:23,503 Hey! That's my bus! What are you doing? 871 01:13:24,566 --> 01:13:27,103 Hey! Hey, man! That's my bus! 872 01:13:36,345 --> 01:13:38,325 Hold it, hold it! 873 01:13:38,447 --> 01:13:41,360 I gotta take your bus. It's a matter of life and death. 874 01:13:41,483 --> 01:13:43,326 You're that Bad Ass dude, right? 875 01:13:43,452 --> 01:13:45,432 Yeah, take it. Take it, it's yours, man. 876 01:13:45,554 --> 01:13:48,592 You're awesome. I love you, man. 877 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:51,530 You're the best! Enjoy the bus! 878 01:14:10,245 --> 01:14:12,521 Get out of the fucking way! 879 01:14:20,088 --> 01:14:21,533 Oh, shit! 880 01:14:29,531 --> 01:14:31,670 There you are, you son of a bitch. 881 01:14:36,872 --> 01:14:38,545 Creeping up my ass, huh? 882 01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:00,567 - Out of my way, bitches! 883 01:15:12,875 --> 01:15:14,616 Sony! I'm out of change! 884 01:15:24,586 --> 01:15:25,997 Oh, shit! 885 01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:15,481 I'm here on behalf of my best friend, Klondike Washington. 886 01:16:16,038 --> 01:16:17,711 You killed him. 887 01:16:17,839 --> 01:16:19,944 How do you wanna die, motherfucker? 888 01:16:25,681 --> 01:16:26,785 Let's do it. 889 01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:10,626 How do you like that, you cocksucking motherfucker?! 890 01:17:11,927 --> 01:17:13,497 - Oh, sh... 891 01:18:16,825 --> 01:18:19,772 No, see, 'cause... What the fuck? 892 01:18:21,163 --> 01:18:22,642 I thought we killed you, fucko. 893 01:18:22,764 --> 01:18:24,710 Son of a bitch, this motherfucker won't die. 894 01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:27,279 Well, that's about to change about now. 895 01:18:27,402 --> 01:18:29,404 Come on, give me a break, man. 896 01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:31,984 You have any idea how you've completely messed up our lives? 897 01:18:32,107 --> 01:18:34,587 Because of you we're a joke. We got kicked out of the brotherhood. 898 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:35,745 His girlfriend left him. 899 01:18:35,877 --> 01:18:38,357 Yeah, and we're getting bullied by anybody over the age of 60. 900 01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:41,689 All that viral bullshit? That's about to change. 901 01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:45,862 Yeah. Let's make a little fucking movie of our own. 902 01:18:45,987 --> 01:18:48,558 - Yeah. - Ready? Action! 903 01:18:51,426 --> 01:18:54,737 - Ow! You got my foot! 904 01:19:00,535 --> 01:19:03,072 I can't wait to see what this footage looks like. 905 01:20:03,165 --> 01:20:07,773 How the hell did Frank score a sweet piece of ass like you? 906 01:20:09,337 --> 01:20:10,372 Who the fuck are you? 907 01:20:10,505 --> 01:20:11,916 Look, we can make this easy or we can make it hard. 908 01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:13,542 Tell me where that fucking flash drive is! 909 01:20:13,675 --> 01:20:15,211 I don't know what you're talking about. 910 01:20:15,343 --> 01:20:16,845 I don't know anything about a flash drive. 911 01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:19,288 You wanna make it hard? Then I'm gonna cut your fucking head off! 912 01:20:35,463 --> 01:20:38,137 Motherfucker, your ass is mine now! 913 01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,778 - Are you ready for an ass-whipping? - Come on with it. 914 01:20:46,508 --> 01:20:47,714 Shit! 915 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:50,255 Come on! Get your ass up! 916 01:20:50,378 --> 01:20:53,916 Who's the bad ass now, huh, Frank? It's over! 917 01:20:54,049 --> 01:20:56,996 No, it's over for you, motherfucker! 918 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:04,804 You know, I should have cut your fucking head off when I had the goddamn... 919 01:21:24,846 --> 01:21:28,384 - Whoo! 920 01:21:33,455 --> 01:21:35,093 That was for Klondike. 921 01:21:36,524 --> 01:21:39,266 - Bitch. 922 01:21:39,394 --> 01:21:41,169 Oh, my God... 923 01:21:46,067 --> 01:21:48,911 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. 924 01:21:50,071 --> 01:21:54,178 Wow. I've never had a woman rescue me before. 925 01:21:55,143 --> 01:21:57,384 Well, I always got my man's back. 926 01:21:59,281 --> 01:22:01,522 I'm just glad that you're OK. 927 01:22:01,650 --> 01:22:03,186 I'm all right. 928 01:22:04,853 --> 01:22:06,799 Oh, Frank, look. 929 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:09,198 - You're leaking everywhere. - It's OK. 930 01:22:09,324 --> 01:22:13,898 Let's go get that first aid kit and maybe I'll clean you up this time. 931 01:22:18,033 --> 01:22:20,274 You really fucked him up, huh? 932 01:22:21,503 --> 01:22:22,948 Somebody... 933 01:22:24,639 --> 01:22:27,813 Somebody send... ambulance. 934 01:22:28,944 --> 01:22:30,855 Somebody send an ambulance. 935 01:22:30,979 --> 01:22:34,188 You might remember him as Bad Ass, the bearded hero 936 01:22:34,316 --> 01:22:37,695 who stood up for an elderly gentleman on an SC Transit bus 937 01:22:37,819 --> 01:22:41,130 and became an overnight Internet sensation. 938 01:22:41,256 --> 01:22:45,705 Well, Bad Ass, aka Frank Vega, is back in the news, 939 01:22:45,827 --> 01:22:50,071 as he uncovered one of the city's biggest political corruption scandals 940 01:22:50,198 --> 01:22:54,613 involving Mayor Williams and the most dangerous organized street gang 941 01:22:54,736 --> 01:22:55,976 in the country. 942 01:22:56,104 --> 01:22:57,515 Mayor, can we have a statement? 943 01:22:57,639 --> 01:22:59,915 I've been targeted by special interest groups who are trying 944 01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:01,748 to destroy my agenda. 945 01:23:01,876 --> 01:23:04,880 I assure you that my name will be cleared of all wrongdoing. 946 01:23:05,013 --> 01:23:08,586 Well then, how do you explain your payroll links to organized crime? 947 01:23:08,717 --> 01:23:11,721 I can assure you that once all of the facts have seen the light of day, 948 01:23:11,853 --> 01:23:14,925 I will be cleared of all charges. That's all I have to say. 949 01:23:15,056 --> 01:23:19,801 Because of his heroic efforts, Vega, who is a decorated Vietnam War veteran 950 01:23:19,928 --> 01:23:25,071 and native of Los Angeles, was made an honorary police officer this morning. 951 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:28,647 Congratulations, Frank. It's been a long time coming, my man. 952 01:23:28,770 --> 01:23:30,943 Vega was appointed head of community outreach 953 01:23:31,072 --> 01:23:34,485 and will begin his new post, effective immediately. 954 01:23:34,609 --> 01:23:40,116 - Well... I don't know what to say. 955 01:23:40,248 --> 01:23:43,252 I've been waiting for this for over 40 years. 956 01:23:44,419 --> 01:23:47,525 I'm very, very proud. 957 01:23:48,556 --> 01:23:50,558 I'd like to thank, uh... 958 01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:54,704 - ...Officer Malark... - So you got a girlfriend, huh? 959 01:23:54,829 --> 01:23:58,140 Yeah, man, I got two. You know how I be. I'm a player. 960 01:23:58,266 --> 01:24:02,043 - I'm gonna have three next week. - Oh, really? 961 01:24:02,170 --> 01:24:04,912 How'd you get him to open up and talk about all his girlfriends? 962 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:06,314 I tortured him. 963 01:24:06,441 --> 01:24:08,978 Well, why don't you torture him some more? I need more information. 964 01:24:09,110 --> 01:24:11,317 I can't do that. I mean, that's man stuff. 965 01:24:12,814 --> 01:24:14,623 Well, I hope you men are hungry. 966 01:24:14,749 --> 01:24:16,729 - Starving. - Good. 967 01:24:20,021 --> 01:24:21,466 You know... 968 01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:25,432 ...I think I actually found the best day of my life. 969 01:24:30,365 --> 01:24:32,606 I think it'd be better if you trimmed that damn beard. 970 01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:35,044 - Martin. 971 01:24:35,603 --> 01:24:39,050 - But he does have a point, Frank. - Hey, I just trimmed it. 972 01:24:39,841 --> 01:24:42,082 - I don't see it.