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Great job, you guys.
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Has anyone seen Stacy?
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Stacy?
Stacy, where are you guys?
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Oh, hey boss.
Table four. Come meet us.
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Hey, did you check out
that cute guy by the Monet?
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The one breathing on the Monet?
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I called security.
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I think it's best to steer clear of him,
given my track record.
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Ooh, is that for me?
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- No, no, that's my...
- Thanks! I'm starving!
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The show is going great. To Beth!
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- Our fearless leader.
- Job well done.
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Thank you, guys.
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Oh, my God. Is that Brady Sacks?
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Beth's ex? Where?
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Not a funny joke.
And I'll tell you why.
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Because if Brady
had the nerve to show up here,
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I mean at my event, no less, after he...
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- Dumped you like yesterday's trash?
- Ripped your heart out
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and fed it to the Central Park pigeons?
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Come on, I'm not even
over your breakup yet.
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Well, I am, OK?
In a big way. Brady Sacks?
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Who cares?! That's what I say.
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He's right behind me, isn't he?
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- Brady...
- Oh, yeah...
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- Great show.
- Great show, guys.
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Uh, what are you doing here?
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Look, I know you're crazy busy,
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but there's something
I need to say to you.
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Something I think'll make up
for what I put you through.
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Uh... OK.
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I've got three words for you,
Beth Martin.
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- I was wrong.
- Did he just say he was wrong?
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A year ago, when I broke up
with you, I felt like
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you cared more about your work
than you did about me.
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Yeah, I remember, Brady, really clearly,
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when you broke up with me
in the Applebee's.
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I'm sorry about that,
but I'm here to tell you that...
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...I get it.
- Can you hear?
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Barely. I think he said he gets it.
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Oh, he gets it!
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I'm ready to jump in again,
in a big way.
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You want to jump in again?
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Yeah.
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Wow, uh...
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Yeah. I mean, maybe. If it's slow.
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You made me realize
that it doesn't matter
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how hard someone works,
as long as you love them enough.
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Yes. I can't believe
that you're saying that.
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I'm just a little overwhelmed.
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I met someone who works
just as hard as you do,
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only now I can accept her for that.
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- We're getting engaged!
- Beth's getting engaged!
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Did I just hear that right?
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Our host and curator, Beth Martin,
is getting engaged?
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Uh... Uh...
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No, I'm not. I'm not getting engaged!
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Not tonight, not to him.
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Oh, man.
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But maybe.
Maybe in the future sometime.
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I don't know. With someone else.
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Got to see how it pans out. OK?
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Well, at least it wasn't
in the Applebee's.
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Worst day ever.
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- Joan?
- Sis! Guess what?
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I'm getting married!
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Yay.
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His name is Umberto.
Umberto! How sexy is that?
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We met on a flight to Italy
two weeks ago,
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and now we're getting married. In Rome.
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Wow. That... Joan. Wow.
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He's the one, Beth. I know it.
I can't wait until you meet him.
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And when I do, I will have known him
for almost as long as you have.
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You know what?
You're not exactly a role model
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when it comes to relationships.
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OK, maybe not, but that is because
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I have a relationship with my job.
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I love my job. And when I find a guy
that I like more than my job,
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that's how I'll know he's the one.
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OK, so basically what you need
is a male version of yourself.
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Well, he doesn't have to be blonde.
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You know that I mean this
with all the love in the world,
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but two weeks, Joan?
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That's not long enough.
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That's not even enough time
for a credit check.
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When you know, you don't need proof.
You just know.
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- Be happy for me, B.
- God, I am! I am.
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I am.
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She's doomed. I mean, come on,
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you meet some Italian guy
in first class, you date him.
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- You don't marry him.
- She's so lucky.
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Just imagine working in a place
where they sort men into classes.
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What? I'm just saying.
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My baby sister is about to make
the biggest mistake of her life,
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and there's nothing I can do about it.
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She got swept away. It happens.
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No, it doesn't.
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Instead of chasing a fairy tale,
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you could focus on work.
That's what I do.
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And you know what?
I've never been happier.
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Well, you must be ecstatic.
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And still single, I understand.
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It appears we can begin.
In nine days, we'll be hosting
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the single most important event
of our year,
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The Board of Trustees'
Annual Circle of Gold Gala.
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This year, the special installation
for the event
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is the brainchild of our youngest
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and therefore least-experienced curator.
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An exhibition centered
on the theme of pain. Status report.
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Fourteen of our pieces
are already on site,
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and three of the remaining four
are en route.
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- And the remaining piece?
- Is the Slater Bradley.
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Yes, the centerpiece
for the exhibition, where is it?
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We're resolving some
last-minute insurance issues.
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Last-minute? I can't say
I like the sound of that.
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It'll be here. I'll make sure of it.
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Moving on...
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Ah, there is one small little detail.
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The day after tomorrow,
my sister will be getting married.
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In Rome. Italy.
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Well, that simply won't do.
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Well, it's my baby sister's wedding.
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Well, we all have sisters, Beth.
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Mmm.
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I will stay on top of this from Rome.
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I'll be in and out in 48 hours,
and you have my word, Celeste.
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The Circle of Gold Gala
will go off without a hitch.
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It better. You may be talented, Beth,
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but you're not irreplaceable.
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Have a nice trip.
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So...
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How long you stay Rome, eh?
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Uh, 48 hours and counting.
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Is not so much time. But lucky for you,
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it only takes a moment
to see true beauty.
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The Eternal City is
the most romantic city in the world.
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You never lived until you loved in Rome.
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Not a lot of reception around here, huh?
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Put down your phone and look,
signora. Welcome to Roma!
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Did I mention I'm late
for my sister's wedding?
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Many times.
So much beauty!
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And, finally,
the magnificent Fontana d'Amore.
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A place where romantics
from all over the world
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come to wish for love.
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Old people, young people, ugly people.
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They get so lost in love. It's nice!
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Yes, nice, thank you.
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And good luck!
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Joan,
the Amsale dress looks gorgeous.
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- Hi! Hi.
- Beth, darling!
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Wow, look at you.
You look exhausted.
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- Thanks, Mom.
- She looks fine.
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- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
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What happened to "don't see the bride
before the wedding"?
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- Isn't this bad luck?
- Girls, we don't have time.
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Your father's current tramp of the month
is waiting inside with your dress.
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I heard that. And she's not a tramp.
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She's a pro beach volleyball player.
Hello, sweetheart.
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Hi, Daddy.
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- How are you?
- Exhausted.
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Beth, this is Umberto, my fianc�.
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So, you're my sister too, now.
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- Yeah.
- Come on.
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You have to meet his family.
They're a scream.
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See if he has a brother.
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- Dad!
- Cousin.
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Slippery little... Come on.
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How does he get service?
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- You're late, Nick.
- I'm sorry.
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- Where's your tie?
- Oh!
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There we go.
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I know, but I can't get
an Internet signal.
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I need to know that you're on top
of the Slater Bradley situation.
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Hey!
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You're breaking up.
Just whistle if you can hear me.
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- Stacy?
- Ah, there's my girl.
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Taking care of business.
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- Always.
- Having a good time?
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Oh, yeah. You know me,
I love small, intimate weddings.
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If you're gonna be a bear,
be a grizzly, right?
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I don't know what that means.
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- So, what do you think of Tina?
- She seems very fit, Dad.
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That's all you can say?
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Tan and odds-on favorite
to catch the bouquet.
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You're a very lucky man.
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I only wish for you the feeling I have
when I'm with her.
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Come on, Beth. Get going here.
I want to throw another wedding.
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You will. You're due
for another wife pretty soon.
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I'm sorry, that was a low blow.
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Quite a pair, huh?
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You refuse to fall in love,
and I can't stop.
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Promise me one thing.
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When it comes, you'll be open to it.
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- I will try, Daddy.
- There you are!
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- It's vase-breaking time.
- It's what?
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It's a tradition.
The maid of honor shatters a vase,
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and the number of pieces symbolizes
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the years of happiness
she wishes for the bride and groom.
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Wow! That's a lot of pressure.
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Right? So smash it hard.
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- OK.
- OK.
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I'm so sorry.
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I was not aiming for that,
but, man, I really nailed it.
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She wishes them a life
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- of great tragedy!
- No, I don't. No, I don't.
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I just... I'm trying to break it.
I'm really trying.
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I cracked it!
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OK. We're almost there. Excuse me.
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Die! Oh, man!
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Let's just go ahead
and let me handle this.
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Wow. You are... you're...
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You're quite the determined
little thing, aren't you?
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Yeah, well, I cracked it
before you smashed it.
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I know. Yeah, I know.
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- I'm Nick, by the way.
- Beth.
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Nice to meet you.
I would've introduced myself earlier,
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but I was running a little late.
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Yeah, I noticed.
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I was in the hills doing an interview,
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and on my way back
I kinda got hit by a goat.
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- Oh, my God! You hit a goat?
- No, the goat hit me.
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It wasn't my fault, and the goat's fine.
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- What are they saying?
- It means "speech."
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I think you're up again. There you go.
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Hello again.
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I'm Beth, sister of the bride.
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Umm...
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Umberto, though I haven't
known you for very long...
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Uh...
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I'm sorry. I don't speak any Italian.
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Umberto, although
I haven't known you very long...
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I'm a little rusty, so if you stay away
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from any obscure idioms,
that would be great.
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Yeah. Sure.
I'll keep it simple. Thank you.
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When I look at you, Joan,
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I remember a little girl
who believed in magic.
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As I look at you right now...
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...I see a grown woman
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who has seen all the magic in the world
come true tonight.
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Joan...
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Joan likes magic...
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This is harder than I thought.
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Maybe if we all clap loudly...
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...she'll wrap it up.
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Because you and Umberto
are making magic here tonight.
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Well, it was worth a try...
247
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:49,440
And I know that, if you could,
you'd share that feeling with me.
248
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:54,238
And I know that you'll...
249
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,440
...share him with me.
250
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:59,246
Oh!
251
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:11,556
OK. It appears our best man
has run out of Italian,
252
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,827
so cheers.
253
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,701
I liked your toast.
254
00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:22,468
Thank you. Umberto's brother
already hit on me,
255
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:25,534
and most of his family
thinks I'm a pervert, but thanks.
256
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:31,249
They do that for good luck.
257
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:35,276
So where did you learn
to speak Italian so poorly?
258
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,721
Syracuse.
Umberto and I were roommates.
259
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:42,193
He taught me
how to talk to girls in Italian,
260
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,092
and I taught him American football.
261
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:48,455
I wanted to ask you before...
262
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:52,368
- Who is your service provider?
- Uh, why?
263
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,464
I saw you e-mailing earlier,
and I kind of have signal envy.
264
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,668
Give me your phone. I need
to send one quick work e-mail.
265
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,643
- If I don't...
- No, you can't have my phone.
266
00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,942
- Why not?
- You're just gonna take my number.
267
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:04,312
- I'm not gonna take your number.
- You're gonna take my phone
268
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,112
and call your phone with it
so that you have my number,
269
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:07,516
and I can't have you booty-calling me
270
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,248
- at 2:30 in the morning.
- I'm not go...
271
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,586
Wait! You know what? I do. I need it.
272
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,716
Because I need to block it
from my phone.
273
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,125
I can't give it to you, because
Umberto made me turn it off.
274
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,628
- So it's on vibrate?
- No, it's off.
275
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,757
- Like "off" off?
- Yeah.
276
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,960
- Nicholas!
- Ah, Father Dino!
277
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,992
- Nicholas!
- Father...
278
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,334
All right.
279
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:29,499
Maybe some cards again tonight?
Some Texas holding them?
280
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:32,135
I don't think so. You cleaned me out
at Umberto's bachelor party.
281
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,906
- No more cards for me, pal.
- Wow.
282
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,176
I take my vows only six months ago.
283
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,910
They say it's a work in the progress.
284
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,282
- Sure.
- Forgive me.
285
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,446
Come on, Father. It's OK.
286
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:43,955
It's just a card game. It's OK.
287
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:45,286
It's OK. No more cards.
288
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:48,293
It's OK.
289
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,626
- Look at those two.
- Tell me he's a good guy.
290
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:58,568
- Ah, he's a saint. Her?
- An angel.
291
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:01,869
Oh, a saint and an angel.
I give it a year.
292
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,602
I would not even give it six months.
293
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,940
This marriage has the shelf life
of a banana.
294
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,172
They've known each other two weeks.
295
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:09,612
That's not even enough time
for a credit check.
296
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:14,513
- What?
- Nothing.
297
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,488
Hey!
298
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,322
No, wait! I don't want to... No, wait!
299
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:54,485
Uh, it's my bad.
300
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:03,700
Sorry about that.
301
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,696
Go ahead.
302
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:14,937
What are you...?
303
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,043
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, yeah. It's mine.
304
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:21,109
Just put that back in there. Thank you.
305
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,891
Hey!
306
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,334
Hey.
307
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,464
- What did he just yell at you?
- Nothing.
308
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:43,735
- What?
- Nothing.
309
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,005
It means "the hit."
310
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:49,673
I played some football in college and...
311
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:55,609
...I took kind of a big hit.
312
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:59,613
Football. Goats. You get hit a lot.
313
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,319
It's kind of a famous hit.
314
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,352
It's not exactly what you want
to be known for.
315
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:07,126
But it's football. Doesn't everyone
get hit in football?
316
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:10,726
I got hit by lightning. OK?
317
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,327
On the field. In a game.
318
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,139
- Oh...
- Yeah.
319
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:17,641
See, I get that look a lot.
320
00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:21,844
It's OK. It's OK.
321
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:25,213
Aside from a slight
peripheral vision issue, I'm fine.
322
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:29,050
- Oh! Yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.
323
00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:33,715
You smell like lavender.
324
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,562
You smell like livestock.
325
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:43,257
You're not so tough.
326
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:53,770
Beth! It's time to cut the cake.
327
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:58,806
Oh... all right.
328
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,379
He looks nice.
329
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:05,151
But so did your father.
330
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,232
- You seen her?
- No.
331
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:27,339
Be open to it, Beth.
332
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,339
Trust in love, Beth.
333
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,079
Believe in magic, Beth.
334
00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:36,348
Mmm-hmm.
335
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:37,514
What the hell.
336
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:08,916
Come on. There you go.
337
00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:10,114
OK...
338
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,982
Of course.
339
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:35,240
What an idiot.
340
00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:10,743
What are you looking at?
Fountain of Love.
341
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:16,983
What a crock.
I mean, we wait our whole lives
342
00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:22,358
for some perfect guy to come in
and sweep us off our feet.
343
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:25,420
Well, guess what. He's not coming.
344
00:24:46,852 --> 00:24:50,982
Each one of you
is a desperate wish for love
345
00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:53,786
that is never gonna come true.
346
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:09,239
So I'm saving you.
347
00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:19,283
And...
348
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:26,757
...saving you.
349
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,194
You, I don't give a damn about.
350
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:38,865
But I am saving you.
351
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:44,207
Magic.
352
00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:50,240
- And you...
- So beautiful.
353
00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:51,909
Thank you.
354
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,422
And I'm saving you.
355
00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:11,860
- Hey, Father Dino.
- Nicholas.
356
00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:30,011
Oop, the love police.
357
00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:06,249
- Hello.
- Oh, hey. Hey, it's Nick.
358
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,952
Nick who?
359
00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:10,427
- Beamon. From the wedding.
- What's taking him so long?
360
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,987
- Joan gave me your number.
- Of course she did.
361
00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:14,965
Uh, I wasn't really
expecting to get you.
362
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,093
Want me to hang up
so you can talk to the machine?
363
00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:20,263
- No. This is good.
- Yo, Nick! What's going on?
364
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,739
Did you get lost?
Grab some beers! Let's do this!
365
00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:24,264
I'm looking for the bottle opener.
366
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:26,504
It's on the fridge. See it from here.
367
00:27:26,544 --> 00:27:28,307
Dude, you gave me the instruction card.
368
00:27:28,346 --> 00:27:30,109
- That's a helpful card.
- Why is it wet?
369
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:32,173
- I put it in a glass of water.
- Why would you do that?
370
00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:34,344
- I don't know.
- That's weird.
371
00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:36,354
I was thinking maybe
we could have dinner later?
372
00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:38,379
Uh, I'm already having dinner.
373
00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:41,790
Oh. Maybe a drink? Some coffee?
374
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:44,818
- Nope.
- Which part no?
375
00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:46,728
- The drink or the coffee?
- Nick!
376
00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:49,529
Umm, it's just sort of a blanket nope.
377
00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:50,932
Nick, how long you gonna take?
378
00:27:50,969 --> 00:27:53,096
We watched Roots while you were gone!
379
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,265
Maybe I'm a little off base here,
380
00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:57,433
but I thought that we hit it off
the other night, no?
381
00:27:57,475 --> 00:27:59,568
Yeah, Nick, you're a little off base.
382
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:06,310
Who would win in a fight?
A whale or a silverback gorilla?
383
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,409
Definitely a whale.
384
00:28:07,452 --> 00:28:09,386
It also depends
if they're in water or not.
385
00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:11,446
What about, like,
a couple silverback gorillas?
386
00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:12,979
If they're in water, they'll lose.
387
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:14,855
Don't think they swim good?
388
00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:16,884
I think they swim well.
I don't know if they swim good.
389
00:28:16,928 --> 00:28:18,862
Let's be an English major,
why don't we?
390
00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:20,057
Dude, what took you so long?
391
00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:22,225
I didn't have a beard
when you left.
392
00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:23,996
Nice. What's this?
393
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:26,026
- What's it look like?
- A bottle opener.
394
00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:29,063
Use that to open beer bottles?
That would've been nice, beers.
395
00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:31,575
That would've been nice.
That would've been great.
396
00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:33,736
Whoa! You didn't call some chick
397
00:28:33,778 --> 00:28:35,439
- during our game, did you?
- No!
398
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,005
You don't mind if I hit redial?
That wouldn't bother you?
399
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:40,950
- No, no, no, no. Give me that!
- Hello? I love you.
400
00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:43,613
- So touchy all of a sudden.
- I'm not touchy.
401
00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:44,883
You're sensitive all of a sudden.
402
00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:48,086
I'm not... I'm not sensitive.
403
00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:50,253
That's what a sensitive person
would say.
404
00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:51,819
Yeah, whatever.
405
00:28:51,863 --> 00:28:56,061
Methinks some girl
has put a spell on you.
406
00:29:36,007 --> 00:29:39,499
No!
407
00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:44,913
Wait! I just need to see your feet!
408
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,509
OK, I chase. No problem.
409
00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:49,679
This is a great view from behind.
410
00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:51,689
Wait!
411
00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:54,954
Now the game is on!
412
00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:58,360
In Italia, when a woman run away,
it mean she love you!
413
00:29:58,396 --> 00:30:03,595
You must love me so much!
Bella, wait! Wait!
414
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,627
How can I prove my love to you,
if you won't stop?!
415
00:30:06,671 --> 00:30:10,163
Mi amore, I just need
one moment with your feet!
416
00:30:11,843 --> 00:30:12,901
I'm coming!
417
00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:16,843
Uh-oh!
418
00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:19,511
You out of your frigging mind, dude?
419
00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,678
Are you OK?
420
00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:24,821
I don't know what you're saying.
What's he saying?
421
00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:26,653
I don't know. I don't speak idiot.
422
00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:29,956
Please, allow me...
423
00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:35,728
...to see your magnifico feet.
- What? No! Ew!
424
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:37,927
Hey, this is you.
425
00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:41,336
- And this one, too.
- Let me explain.
426
00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:43,966
My name is Antonio Guiseppe Donatello.
427
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,533
I'm from the village of Nunzio
in Italia.
428
00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:50,810
I... Oh, my spleen. It's OK.
429
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,976
Two days ago, I have a vision.
430
00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:56,680
I see the face of love, your face.
431
00:30:56,721 --> 00:30:59,747
Then I see your neck,
your torso, your...
432
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,258
Oh, got it. I get it.
433
00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:05,422
But... I could not paint your feet.
434
00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:07,658
You came from Italy to paint my feet?
435
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:11,499
No, also to earn your love.
436
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,902
I think you have me confused
with someone else.
437
00:31:13,938 --> 00:31:16,202
Put some ice on it and be careful.
438
00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:20,405
OK! I will paint your face
on every building in this city
439
00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:23,972
until you recognize my love!
440
00:31:27,285 --> 00:31:29,685
Hi. I'm kind of in a hurry, so...
Thanks.
441
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,211
No problem.
442
00:31:31,256 --> 00:31:33,451
Isn't this place the greatest?
443
00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:36,358
You can get your work done,
no one bothers you.
444
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:39,795
Food's great. Low carb, high protein.
445
00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:42,231
The only way to go when
your work requires you to be
446
00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:44,098
shredded and dieseled out.
447
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,864
Oh, yeah, here, don't crane your neck.
448
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:52,240
Go ahead. Feast your eyes.
Yes, I've seen that look before.
449
00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:54,802
You're intimidated
because I'm a model.
450
00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:58,304
But I don't want you to be scared,
OK? I'm a normal guy.
451
00:31:58,349 --> 00:32:01,079
This is my portfolio.
It's kind of my calling card.
452
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:04,646
These are mostly non-paying jobs,
or spec work.
453
00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:06,213
I think that's a real dog.
454
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:12,093
And here's the crown jewel.
I am the Gasee guy. So...
455
00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:14,997
- Wow.
- I'm Gale.
456
00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:16,432
Like a gale-force wind.
457
00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:18,264
I took on that name because
458
00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:20,794
it's the most powerful force
in the natural world.
459
00:32:20,838 --> 00:32:23,170
For shaping and
eroding the earth, it's...
460
00:32:23,207 --> 00:32:24,572
You can feel it.
461
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,009
Actually, I think that's water,
eroding the earth.
462
00:32:27,045 --> 00:32:28,740
Don't think it's water.
I think it's wind.
463
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,772
- Like the Grand Canyon.
- I'm gonna look that up.
464
00:32:32,817 --> 00:32:34,580
This is crazy. I don't know
465
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,086
whether to look at
my own reflection or at you,
466
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,578
- that's how beautiful you are.
- You know what? I have to go.
467
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,957
OK, you asked for it.
468
00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:46,589
- Yeah, she's back. Hi.
- You can't just take your shirt off.
469
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:50,431
I don't hear any complaints
from the peanut gallery, so...
470
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:53,062
- Put your shirt back on, creep.
- Here you go.
471
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,203
I know this looks nuts, all right?
472
00:32:57,241 --> 00:32:59,402
And maybe I am a little nuts
because I've never
473
00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:01,605
tried to share my beauty
with anyone before.
474
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:05,241
And I think it's because
I'm in love with you. Big time.
475
00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:08,415
Great first date, Beth!
476
00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:10,978
Let's get another one on the books soon.
477
00:33:11,022 --> 00:33:13,047
Come on, man, put your shirt on.
478
00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:14,581
Honestly though,
is there a doctor here,
479
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,617
because there's some kind
of weird swelling in this...
480
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:20,187
Yeah, that can't be normal, can it?
Humans aren't...
481
00:33:20,231 --> 00:33:22,461
Jeez, Louise, dessert's served.
482
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:23,967
Sit down, Gas guy.
483
00:33:35,713 --> 00:33:38,841
- Oh, sorry.
- Excuse me, miss. Miss?
484
00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:40,407
I believe you dropped this.
485
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,414
Oh, my... Yeah, thank you.
486
00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:47,822
I don't know how that fell off. Thanks.
487
00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:49,719
Miss?
488
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:56,258
How did you...?
489
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:59,269
Time flies, but magic flies faster.
490
00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:02,534
Oh, you're a street magician.
491
00:34:02,573 --> 00:34:05,565
I really appreciate it,
but I don't have the time right now.
492
00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:09,011
You have all the time in the world.
493
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:12,312
Damn it. All right,
now it's getting kind of creepy
494
00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:15,911
because you must have just
touched me, and I didn't feel anything.
495
00:34:15,953 --> 00:34:19,252
Pick a card, and I'll show you my heart.
496
00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:21,952
- Come on, do it!
- Do it!
497
00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:25,053
If I pick a card,
will you stop stealing my watch?
498
00:34:25,096 --> 00:34:27,121
- Probably.
- OK.
499
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:30,427
Take a good look.
Don't show it to me.
500
00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:32,527
- Wasn't gonna.
- Place it back in the deck.
501
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:35,130
- Ready, everyone?
- Wow.
502
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,273
That's not my card.
503
00:34:46,317 --> 00:34:50,253
I know... because the joker is me.
504
00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:54,384
A fool for love.
I told you I'd show you my heart.
505
00:34:58,696 --> 00:35:00,425
Ew!
506
00:35:00,465 --> 00:35:02,057
Oh!
507
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,362
Is this your card?
508
00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:08,303
Get over here.
Little help here, please.
509
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:12,532
Hey, little girl, could you please
give me my heart?
510
00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:21,185
Is it me, or is New York
getting crazier?
511
00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:23,278
- Your sister's on line two.
- Take a message.
512
00:35:23,321 --> 00:35:26,950
- She says it's kind of important.
- Fine. Patch her through.
513
00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:28,686
Hi, Joan.
514
00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:30,751
What were you doing
in the Fontana d'Amore
515
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:33,389
- during my wedding?
- What makes you think that...
516
00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:35,558
I'm looking at a picture of you.
517
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,330
It's front-page news over here, sis.
What were you thinking?
518
00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:40,997
I don't know.
Little bit ofjet lag,
519
00:35:41,038 --> 00:35:43,802
little bit of champagne,
or a lot of champagne.
520
00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:46,139
And the next thing I'm sitting
in the fountain picking up coins.
521
00:35:46,177 --> 00:35:49,305
She took coins from the fontana?
That's not so good.
522
00:35:49,347 --> 00:35:51,440
- Why not so good?
- There is a legend,
523
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,541
if you take someone's coin
from the fontana,
524
00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:55,017
they will fall in love with you.
525
00:35:55,052 --> 00:35:59,079
- Oh! Except that is ridiculous.
- OK. Then we hang up!
526
00:36:01,526 --> 00:36:03,585
I totally believe
in magic coins.
527
00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:09,356
- Were you on that call?
- Love is finally at your doorstep.
528
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,130
So have any men come on to you
since the wedding?
529
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,297
- Well...
- Oh, my God. They have been.
530
00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:17,068
Yeah, a couple of weirdos
approached me this morning...
531
00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:19,372
There are some magical forces
at work here.
532
00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:21,935
I don't believe in magic.
Know what I do believe in?
533
00:36:21,979 --> 00:36:23,879
Art. Where's my Slater Bradley?
534
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,382
Told you I was on top of it.
535
00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:27,884
The insurance company
totally wanted to jack up the rate,
536
00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:32,788
so in an effort to be more assertive,
I told them to shove it.
537
00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:35,257
You told Hillman and Craft to shove it?
538
00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:36,851
- Yeah.
- That piece was coming
539
00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:38,259
from a collector in Australia.
540
00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:39,593
Even if we got it on a jet today,
541
00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:41,723
it would never clear customs
in time for the gala.
542
00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:44,291
That means I have no centerpiece
for the Circle of Gold.
543
00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:46,200
I'll get Hillman and Craft on the phone.
544
00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:49,570
- I don't think I burned that bridge.
- No, no. It's too late now.
545
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:54,538
I have to tell Celeste.
546
00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:58,071
Hello?
547
00:36:58,115 --> 00:37:00,879
Hey. Did I mention Joan
gave me your cell number, too?
548
00:37:00,918 --> 00:37:04,183
- Little busy now. What do you want?
- Same thing I wanted last night.
549
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,622
What is it going to take for me
to convince you
550
00:37:06,657 --> 00:37:09,626
- that I'm not interested in you?
- What is it going to take?
551
00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:12,288
It's going to take you looking me
in the eye to tell me that.
552
00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:14,389
That'd require seeing you,
and I don't have the time...
553
00:37:14,432 --> 00:37:18,391
- Hi.
- Oh, so you're stalking me now?
554
00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:21,564
No, I'm just running into you
in a premeditated manner.
555
00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:23,733
I have a big problem
on my hands right now.
556
00:37:23,774 --> 00:37:25,639
I just lost the centerpiece to my show.
557
00:37:25,676 --> 00:37:28,076
- Beth?
- Celeste.
558
00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:30,706
This is Mr. Al Russo, our newest patron.
559
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,579
He asked specifically to see you.
560
00:37:32,617 --> 00:37:36,553
Of course. Um, hi. Um...
561
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:40,023
- I'm sorry. Have we met before?
- In my dreams.
562
00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:48,158
Beth has secured a rare Slater Bradley
as the centerpiece for our pain exhibit.
563
00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:49,723
Actually, Celeste...
564
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:53,168
- Nick Beamon? Are you Nick Beamon?
- Yeah.
565
00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:57,641
Nick the Hit! You want to talk
about pain, this guy...
566
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:03,907
- A million volts in the neck.
- That's fascinating.
567
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:06,815
Beth, you do have
the Slater Bradley, yes?
568
00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:09,376
- Celeste, it's...
- My fault,
569
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:10,546
and I was meaning to tell you...
570
00:38:10,588 --> 00:38:12,818
Actually, she has access
to something better.
571
00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:15,917
- This is really not the time.
- An original Petrocelli.
572
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,655
The title of the photograph is Anguish.
573
00:38:17,695 --> 00:38:19,322
It too has never been viewed in public.
574
00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:22,025
A Petrocelli that's never been viewed?
575
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:25,126
That's right. Damian Petrocelli
agreed to give me the print
576
00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:27,399
- and burn the negative.
- Why would he do that?
577
00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:30,339
Because I happen to be
the subject of the photo.
578
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,834
And I'm willing to relive
that humiliation in public
579
00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:35,869
because I know that
as long as Beth is involved,
580
00:38:35,913 --> 00:38:37,710
it will be in good hands.
581
00:38:41,852 --> 00:38:44,184
How about that private tour
we're gonna have?
582
00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:46,883
Follow me.
583
00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:49,085
...including C�zanne, Degas,
584
00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:52,493
Manet, Picasso and Van Gogh...
585
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,021
They're just really nicely spaced.
586
00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:57,864
You did such a great job.
587
00:38:57,902 --> 00:39:01,394
Let me... I have something for you.
This is a gift for you.
588
00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:04,300
Oh, my.
589
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:07,105
It's not from Tiffany.
590
00:39:10,881 --> 00:39:15,318
- Sausage. That's your face.
- Yeah, that's it.
591
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:18,345
This may sound a little odd to you,
592
00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:21,415
but encased meat is my life's work.
593
00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:25,691
I am like a curator, just like you.
A curator of sausage.
594
00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:29,325
- Well, passion is passion.
- That's exactly what I say.
595
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,530
There is not an emotion on Earth
596
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:36,062
that can't be expressed
through sausage.
597
00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:39,838
And that bratwurst is saying,
598
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:44,075
"Hello, and thank you
for showing me the museum."
599
00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:46,913
Who knew bratwurst
could even say all that?
600
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,277
- Beth.
- Please tell me you're here
601
00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:52,687
because you have
a deep appreciation for modern art.
602
00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:56,250
I have a deep appreciation,
but for you, Beth.
603
00:39:56,293 --> 00:39:57,988
That's it. Tour's over.
604
00:39:58,028 --> 00:40:01,293
I know it seems crazy.
It's crazy to me too.
605
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,925
Want to play cat and mouse?
I can play cat and mouse.
606
00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:11,603
You forgot your sausages!
607
00:40:43,674 --> 00:40:45,642
Oh, no. Oh, no.
608
00:40:45,676 --> 00:40:47,906
- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, it hurts.
609
00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:50,675
I'm so sorry. I didn't know
that was you. I didn't...
610
00:40:50,714 --> 00:40:52,909
I'm really sorry.
611
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:54,850
It hurts so bad, but tastes so good.
612
00:40:54,885 --> 00:40:57,012
- What is that, mint?
- It's breath spray.
613
00:40:57,054 --> 00:40:59,921
You startled me, I didn't have
anything else. I am so sorry.
614
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,652
Can I see it? Take your hands away.
615
00:41:01,692 --> 00:41:03,683
- You're gonna make it worse.
- I'm not gonna make it worse.
616
00:41:03,727 --> 00:41:06,491
Don't be such a baby.
I really feel awful.
617
00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:08,691
I did not know
that it would hurt that bad.
618
00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:14,168
It doesn't hurt that bad.
I was just playing.
619
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:17,129
You think you're real charming,
don't you?
620
00:41:17,174 --> 00:41:21,110
- Little bit.
- Yeah. Well, you are. OK?
621
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,476
- What?
- OK.
622
00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:23,878
Where are you going?
623
00:41:23,914 --> 00:41:25,848
I know your type of guy, Nick.
624
00:41:25,883 --> 00:41:27,680
And what type is that?
625
00:41:27,718 --> 00:41:31,085
Come on. The girl in the red dress
kissing you at the fountain?
626
00:41:31,922 --> 00:41:33,287
- You saw that?
- Yeah.
627
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:35,849
That's why you've been cold
the last couple of days.
628
00:41:35,893 --> 00:41:37,292
Is that so hard to believe?
629
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:39,421
That was Umberto's crazy cousin, OK?
630
00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:41,488
You know the blood runs hot
in that family.
631
00:41:41,532 --> 00:41:43,397
Yeah, you seemed so sick about it.
632
00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:46,198
I was a little sick about it.
Especially after I met you.
633
00:41:48,405 --> 00:41:50,566
Wait!
634
00:41:50,608 --> 00:41:53,907
Oh, no. Let's go this way.
635
00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:58,108
- Hey, Beth! It's me, Al Russo!
- Oh, let's cross.
636
00:41:59,283 --> 00:42:01,979
Whoa! Wait one second.
637
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,314
- One second!
- I'm sorry, Nick! I gotta go!
638
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,551
- Just...
- I'm sorry. I gotta go.
639
00:42:07,591 --> 00:42:10,389
Hold on! Beth! Beth, wait.
640
00:42:15,766 --> 00:42:17,131
Ah!
641
00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:24,034
Ah, I did not
see that one coming!
642
00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:29,001
OK, Lance, you can do this.
Just have to believe.
643
00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:33,039
I will do the Great Mummy Escape,
and Beth will love me.
644
00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:35,551
This worked for Houdini,
it should work for me.
645
00:42:35,586 --> 00:42:38,111
OK, here she comes.
646
00:42:38,155 --> 00:42:43,388
Well, I don't know, Joan. OK?
I don't know what I believe anymore.
647
00:42:43,427 --> 00:42:47,261
All I know is that this is crazy,
and I need it to stop.
648
00:42:47,298 --> 00:42:48,993
We told you this would happen.
649
00:42:49,033 --> 00:42:53,527
OK, then what is it gonna take
for me to end this little nightmare?
650
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,267
You have to return the coins
to the Fontana d'Amore.
651
00:42:56,307 --> 00:42:58,298
Wait, that's it?
652
00:42:58,342 --> 00:43:00,367
And spell broken,
and these guys leave me alone?
653
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:02,379
I'm overnighting you
the coins right now.
654
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:05,314
That's no good. She needs
to return the coins herself.
655
00:43:05,349 --> 00:43:09,752
I cannot just fly back to Italy to put
some magic coins into a fountain.
656
00:43:09,787 --> 00:43:12,119
There's got to be another way
we can handle this.
657
00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:14,386
- Try and enjoy the attention?
- Joan...
658
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,418
Beth! It's me, Lance.
659
00:43:19,463 --> 00:43:21,829
I'm setting a record for you.
660
00:43:21,865 --> 00:43:23,457
I know this looks scary and dangerous,
661
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:25,968
but if I can do this,
get out of the straitjacket...
662
00:43:26,003 --> 00:43:27,766
Stop! Stop!
663
00:43:32,509 --> 00:43:35,774
What are you doing in my apartment?
664
00:43:35,813 --> 00:43:38,407
Blowing your mind!
665
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,976
No one's ever done the Mummy Escape
in under three minutes.
666
00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:46,183
- Juan, what's my time?
- Three minutes and 53 seconds.
667
00:43:46,223 --> 00:43:47,986
I don't know. That felt pretty tight.
668
00:43:48,025 --> 00:43:49,754
Are you sure you timed that right?
669
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:54,821
You know, you want to find the rabbit,
you got to work the hat.
670
00:43:54,865 --> 00:43:56,662
You're just not putting in
the hours, bro.
671
00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:59,134
- Not in front of my girlfriend.
- Who the hell is that?
672
00:43:59,169 --> 00:44:00,602
That's Juan, my assistant.
673
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:03,698
He's just been video chronicling
all my illusions. Anyway...
674
00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:05,766
Both of you, out of my apartment, now.
675
00:44:05,809 --> 00:44:07,538
No, wait. Now listen up.
676
00:44:07,578 --> 00:44:09,671
Oh, my goodness.
Your perfume is intoxicating,
677
00:44:09,713 --> 00:44:12,477
and your hair smells like cinnamon!
678
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:20,646
Get out!
679
00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:24,552
Hey, Nick... Douche.
680
00:44:26,196 --> 00:44:28,096
You get those old Giant photos
I asked you for?
681
00:44:28,132 --> 00:44:30,157
I am a professional photographer.
682
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,929
I'm not your girl Friday, OK?
683
00:44:31,969 --> 00:44:34,665
I would appreciate some respect,
but yes, here.
684
00:44:34,705 --> 00:44:39,165
Or, in lieu of respect, I'd appreciate
you and me chatting up two ladies
685
00:44:39,209 --> 00:44:43,339
and leaving the one that knows more
about Wookiees alone with this.
686
00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:45,041
I'm not gonna be able
to make that party.
687
00:44:45,082 --> 00:44:47,915
What? No, Saturday night
is the ESPN party.
688
00:44:47,951 --> 00:44:52,684
That's a work and play event, dude.
Oh, my God. It's the girl.
689
00:44:52,723 --> 00:44:55,658
- The museum girl, isn't it? I knew it.
- You don't understand.
690
00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,752
You should see this girl.
I can barely keep up with her.
691
00:44:57,795 --> 00:44:58,819
She's smart.
692
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:01,422
She's beautiful. She's funny.
693
00:45:01,465 --> 00:45:04,730
Oh, my God, no.
Stop it! Stop liking her!
694
00:45:04,768 --> 00:45:07,760
Do not go any further until I can do
a little recon on this girl.
695
00:45:07,805 --> 00:45:10,433
Recon? What are you, black ops?
No, absolutely not.
696
00:45:10,474 --> 00:45:12,237
What do you really know about her?
697
00:45:12,276 --> 00:45:13,903
I'm not going to let my boy
go in there blind.
698
00:45:13,944 --> 00:45:15,844
- Puck! No!
- No?
699
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:16,937
- No!
- No?
700
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:18,242
- No.
- How about yes?
701
00:45:18,282 --> 00:45:20,273
OK, go.
702
00:45:27,191 --> 00:45:29,682
Hey! Look at you!
703
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,718
Look at me, we look great!
704
00:45:31,762 --> 00:45:34,560
I can't jog. I have a weak hamstring.
705
00:45:44,141 --> 00:45:47,907
It's OK. I nearly die. But I...
706
00:45:50,013 --> 00:45:54,074
Robert Longo,
Kiki Smith, Carl Riddle...
707
00:46:21,812 --> 00:46:25,407
Mm-hm.
708
00:46:36,994 --> 00:46:40,259
Wow! That looks great!
709
00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:42,959
Let's be beautiful together.
Where you going? Beth!
710
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,627
It's gonna come back around
in four minutes.
711
00:46:44,668 --> 00:46:46,898
It's gonna be great!
712
00:46:49,506 --> 00:46:50,871
I can explain.
713
00:46:50,908 --> 00:46:54,469
There's a nude mural of you
on 82nd Street. Should we start there?
714
00:46:55,813 --> 00:47:00,375
I know. That is actually a funny...
715
00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:04,780
- Could we start somewhere else?
- Flowers everywhere!
716
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:09,282
A sudden, unexplained change in
the program for the Circle of Gold gala.
717
00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:11,851
I need to have confidence
in my curators, Beth...
718
00:47:11,895 --> 00:47:13,658
You wouldn't believe if...
719
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,995
You're right.
720
00:47:19,036 --> 00:47:21,527
- I'm sorry.
- You promised me this program
721
00:47:21,572 --> 00:47:24,097
- would go off without a hitch.
- It will.
722
00:47:25,576 --> 00:47:29,205
Let me be perfectly clear.
If it doesn't, I'll see to it
723
00:47:29,246 --> 00:47:31,407
that the only artwork
you're ever allowed near
724
00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:34,144
are the velvet Elvis paintings
for sale in Times Square.
725
00:47:34,184 --> 00:47:36,243
- Got it?
- Yeah.
726
00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:40,848
This is gonna be
a serious blow to your self-esteem.
727
00:47:40,891 --> 00:47:42,518
Maybe you should sit down.
728
00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:45,494
Remember that girl? The one
you wanted to settle down with?
729
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,497
The one you wanted to be
little soccer dad with?
730
00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:50,694
Well, guess what. Mama's
a bigger player than you, son!
731
00:47:50,734 --> 00:47:52,895
Shazam! Check it out.
732
00:47:52,936 --> 00:47:57,066
Foreign guys, old dudes,
Houdini, a half-naked gentleman.
733
00:47:57,107 --> 00:47:59,268
This girl sees more action
in one afternoon
734
00:47:59,309 --> 00:48:02,107
than you saw
in your whole senior season.
735
00:48:02,145 --> 00:48:06,741
Look, I'm sorry, man,
but it's all there.
736
00:48:06,783 --> 00:48:08,978
It's pretty clear what I have to do.
737
00:48:10,854 --> 00:48:11,980
Yeah.
738
00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:18,092
I got to pick up my game.
739
00:48:18,128 --> 00:48:19,425
Ow!
740
00:48:25,836 --> 00:48:29,135
- I was just thinking about you.
- I was just thinking of you.
741
00:48:29,172 --> 00:48:31,572
I'm sorry I ran off the other day.
742
00:48:31,608 --> 00:48:34,202
I've just been having
one of those weeks.
743
00:48:34,244 --> 00:48:37,304
Yeah, so it would seem.
Is everything OK?
744
00:48:37,347 --> 00:48:39,440
There's a lot I would like to tell you.
745
00:48:39,483 --> 00:48:42,452
Unfortunately, I need to cut
to the chase. Back her up a bit.
746
00:48:42,486 --> 00:48:46,115
My fundraiser at the museum,
it's tomorrow,
747
00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:48,920
- and I need to get my hands on that...
- The Petrocelli.
748
00:48:48,959 --> 00:48:51,325
I'm kind of wavering on that now.
749
00:48:51,361 --> 00:48:54,228
But that's the centerpiece
to my pain exhibit.
750
00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:57,131
Yeah, but have you thought at all
about my pain, my suffering?
751
00:48:57,167 --> 00:48:59,328
- What?
- I would feel better about it
752
00:48:59,369 --> 00:49:01,963
if we could sit down, talk about it,
maybe over dinner?
753
00:49:02,005 --> 00:49:03,734
I know this place
called Blackout on Bleecker.
754
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,607
- I was thinking 8:00?
- So you're blackmailing me now?
755
00:49:06,643 --> 00:49:09,237
- Actually, it's extortion.
- If I come to dinner,
756
00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:12,373
- can I have my Petrocelli?
- I got to run. See you at 8:00!
757
00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:19,381
- You have a date, huh?
- It's not a date.
758
00:49:21,558 --> 00:49:23,321
So, what are you gonna wear?
759
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,852
My navy blouse, a pencil skirt,
and some open-toed slingbacks.
760
00:49:35,372 --> 00:49:37,340
- Hey.
- Hey.
761
00:49:37,374 --> 00:49:38,898
Wow. You look great.
762
00:49:38,942 --> 00:49:42,139
Oh, I didn't really have time
to get ready. Um...
763
00:49:42,179 --> 00:49:44,374
So this is it?
764
00:49:44,414 --> 00:49:47,315
Yeah. It's supposed to get
a lot better in the back.
765
00:49:47,351 --> 00:49:50,980
- OK.
- Look, we got off on the wrong foot.
766
00:49:51,021 --> 00:49:52,886
Actually, we got off on the right foot,
767
00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:55,153
and Umberto's cousin
messed everything...
768
00:49:55,192 --> 00:49:57,285
I don't even want to talk about that
right now.
769
00:49:57,327 --> 00:50:00,125
I just wanted to tell you
ever since that night in Rome...
770
00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:02,097
Hi! My name is llona,
771
00:50:02,132 --> 00:50:06,125
and I'll be your sensory guide
this evening.
772
00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:10,731
Tonight you will enjoy
a delicious gourmet meal
773
00:50:10,774 --> 00:50:13,834
without your primary sense of sight.
774
00:50:13,877 --> 00:50:18,075
In this way your other senses
will become heightened
775
00:50:18,115 --> 00:50:20,982
to bring you an exciting,
new culinary experience.
776
00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,849
Is she serious?
777
00:50:22,886 --> 00:50:24,478
Yeah. Our last great moment
778
00:50:24,521 --> 00:50:26,216
was the night the lights went out
in Rome,
779
00:50:26,256 --> 00:50:28,281
so I figured we'd pick up
where we left off.
780
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,760
That's beautiful.
Please take my hand
781
00:50:32,796 --> 00:50:34,491
and I will lead you to your table.
782
00:50:35,732 --> 00:50:37,029
Let's make a train.
783
00:50:39,069 --> 00:50:44,302
Here we are. Now,
just follow me. Stay close.
784
00:50:44,341 --> 00:50:46,775
Just let your eyes take a back seat
785
00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:49,643
while your senses do the driving.
786
00:50:49,679 --> 00:50:51,840
It's furniture.
787
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,407
That's a chair.
Very good. Very good.
788
00:50:54,451 --> 00:50:56,919
You wouldn't have gotten
to feel that chair if your eyes...
789
00:50:56,953 --> 00:50:59,183
Oh, my. Oh, my!
790
00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:02,157
- I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.
- What an adventure.
791
00:51:02,192 --> 00:51:04,456
All right. That's a head.
That's a man's head.
792
00:51:06,096 --> 00:51:07,791
- There are so many people!
- I think I broke something.
793
00:51:07,831 --> 00:51:10,299
Just keep coming forward.
That's a woman, sir.
794
00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:11,960
- Sorry.
- All right.
795
00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:15,199
Here's your table.
Now follow my voice to the chair.
796
00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:17,934
- Follow my voice to the chair.
- Right here?
797
00:51:17,974 --> 00:51:21,273
Where's my voice?
Your butt should go about here.
798
00:51:21,311 --> 00:51:25,475
I know you can't see this,
but you've got a gentleman.
799
00:51:25,515 --> 00:51:27,574
Let me help you with your jacket.
800
00:51:27,617 --> 00:51:30,552
It's a struggle because
of your muscles. Jeez!
801
00:51:30,587 --> 00:51:32,555
- Yeah.
- And here we are.
802
00:51:34,257 --> 00:51:37,283
Are you smelling me?
803
00:51:37,327 --> 00:51:41,787
OK. So, in just a few minutes,
your wine will be out.
804
00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:44,824
If you need anything at all,
just raise your hand,
805
00:51:44,868 --> 00:51:47,234
and one of our attendants
will assist you.
806
00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:50,899
Remember, you can't see us,
but we can see you.
807
00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:56,404
This is... This is kind of...
808
00:51:56,446 --> 00:51:58,038
- Kind of cool.
- Creepy.
809
00:51:58,081 --> 00:52:01,448
- It's awesome!
- I thought you had left.
810
00:52:01,485 --> 00:52:05,216
Your wine is being poured
in front of you at two o'clock. Enjoy.
811
00:52:07,023 --> 00:52:08,547
There you go.
812
00:52:08,592 --> 00:52:10,958
I hope you didn't order
anything expensive.
813
00:52:10,994 --> 00:52:12,393
She could have switched it
to a cheap bottle
814
00:52:12,429 --> 00:52:13,896
and we'd have no way of knowing.
815
00:52:13,930 --> 00:52:19,163
Still here.
And I would never do that, ever.
816
00:52:19,202 --> 00:52:21,227
You going to be there
the whole meal, or...
817
00:52:21,271 --> 00:52:22,863
No. I'm going to let
the two of you
818
00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:25,204
get to know each other
on a deeper level,
819
00:52:25,242 --> 00:52:28,803
and I'm going to go touch
other people in the restaurant.
820
00:52:28,845 --> 00:52:30,938
- OK, then. Thank you.
- Sure.
821
00:52:32,582 --> 00:52:35,312
I think she's finally gone.
It's really dark.
822
00:52:35,352 --> 00:52:37,684
I'll tell you this.
Even in the dark you're beautiful.
823
00:52:37,721 --> 00:52:39,985
This is actually kind of nice.
824
00:52:40,023 --> 00:52:41,752
This is the best I've felt since Rome.
825
00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:43,691
Beth, it's me! Al Russo.
826
00:52:43,727 --> 00:52:45,718
- I've been looking all over for you.
- Who's this?
827
00:52:45,762 --> 00:52:48,253
- Your liverwurst nightmare, pal.
- Oh, no.
828
00:52:50,267 --> 00:52:51,666
Ah, the feet...
829
00:52:52,903 --> 00:52:55,133
Look who it is, principessa.
830
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,696
- Meatball!
- Sausage King!
831
00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:58,332
Does anyone have... the time?
832
00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:00,866
- Oh, God.
- Hey, my watch is missing.
833
00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:03,072
Try being gorgeous,
and no one can see you.
834
00:53:03,113 --> 00:53:04,410
- Who is that?
- Waiter?
835
00:53:04,447 --> 00:53:07,416
Feel like I'm driving a Lamborghini
around with a car cover on.
836
00:53:07,450 --> 00:53:09,918
Ordered an eight-pack? Please enjoy.
837
00:53:09,953 --> 00:53:12,786
I had a great time, but I got to go!
838
00:53:12,822 --> 00:53:16,087
"Great time?" We just got here!
Beth, wait. Beth...
839
00:53:16,126 --> 00:53:17,718
Ow!
840
00:53:17,761 --> 00:53:19,626
- Ma'am!
- What the hell is going on?
841
00:53:19,663 --> 00:53:21,654
People really drop
a lot of food in this place.
842
00:53:24,234 --> 00:53:26,202
Are you dark dining and dashing?
843
00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:27,703
I had her, and you blew it.
844
00:53:27,737 --> 00:53:29,705
He make her
disappear with magic.
845
00:53:29,739 --> 00:53:31,263
Bring her back, warlock!
846
00:53:31,308 --> 00:53:32,639
Taxi!
847
00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:36,271
- Beth!
- Please, just let me go.
848
00:53:36,313 --> 00:53:39,407
Do you mind telling me
what the hell just happened there?
849
00:53:40,317 --> 00:53:43,218
- How many guys are you seeing?
- I'm not see...
850
00:53:43,253 --> 00:53:45,448
You don't...
Those guys don't know me.
851
00:53:45,488 --> 00:53:48,048
They're just under a... spell.
852
00:53:48,091 --> 00:53:50,116
Beth! Beth, hi!
853
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,685
Why don't you leave me alone!
I don't know you!
854
00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:57,291
Beth, it's me.
Your dentist. Dr. Moscowitz.
855
00:53:57,334 --> 00:53:59,234
Oh.
856
00:53:59,269 --> 00:54:03,706
- Sorry, Dr. Moscowitz. Hi.
- Everything OK?
857
00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:05,105
Oh, God, yeah.
858
00:54:05,141 --> 00:54:07,769
- And I'm flossing twice a day.
- Oh, good.
859
00:54:07,811 --> 00:54:12,043
- I don't want to talk about it.
- Your dentist? Are you OK?
860
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:13,743
I just want to get out of here.
861
00:54:18,355 --> 00:54:20,186
OK.
862
00:54:20,223 --> 00:54:22,418
- Where do you want to go?
- I don't...
863
00:54:22,459 --> 00:54:23,926
Where would you feel safe?
864
00:54:31,234 --> 00:54:34,032
I used to come here with my parents
when I was a little girl.
865
00:54:36,706 --> 00:54:38,867
I thought this place was magic.
866
00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:46,410
And my father told me
that the roof was made of glass
867
00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:49,009
so that God could see the paintings
from up in heaven.
868
00:54:54,691 --> 00:54:55,953
Wow.
869
00:54:57,193 --> 00:54:58,421
I know.
870
00:55:01,598 --> 00:55:03,566
Her name was Marie-Therese Walter.
871
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:07,331
She was 17 when Picasso
fell in love with her.
872
00:55:07,370 --> 00:55:11,830
Picasso was already married,
and 30 years her senior,
873
00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:14,275
so they kept their affair a secret.
874
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:16,802
But he documented his passion
875
00:55:16,846 --> 00:55:19,610
by hiding her initials
in some of his paintings.
876
00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:24,985
Of course, Picasso wasn't
completely ready to settle down,
877
00:55:25,021 --> 00:55:28,684
and he left Marie-Therese for Dora Maar
878
00:55:28,725 --> 00:55:31,922
just like he left his wife Olga
for Marie-Therese.
879
00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:37,033
But Marie-Therese
never stopped loving Picasso.
880
00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:42,130
And she hung herself after his death.
881
00:55:48,678 --> 00:55:50,168
Hey...
882
00:55:52,582 --> 00:55:55,050
You OK?
883
00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:56,882
She just loved him so much,
884
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:00,412
and in the end,
he didn't really love her back.
885
00:56:02,726 --> 00:56:05,058
It's just sad.
886
00:56:05,095 --> 00:56:08,121
You know, it doesn't always
have to be that way.
887
00:56:08,164 --> 00:56:11,463
Every time I've ever put myself
out there, I've gotten hurt.
888
00:56:12,802 --> 00:56:14,030
Every time.
889
00:56:16,106 --> 00:56:19,769
It's like I meet a guy,
and I think it's great.
890
00:56:19,809 --> 00:56:22,107
And anyone else
would just be thinking about
891
00:56:22,145 --> 00:56:24,045
how much greater it's going to get.
892
00:56:25,949 --> 00:56:29,009
And I'm constantly waiting
for the other shoe to drop.
893
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:35,055
You know, lightning does strike
once in a while, Beth.
894
00:56:35,992 --> 00:56:37,459
Trust me. I know.
895
00:56:41,197 --> 00:56:42,789
I wish I could believe that.
896
00:56:42,832 --> 00:56:46,962
You can. No other shoes
are going to drop, Beth.
897
00:56:48,505 --> 00:56:49,904
This is real.
898
00:56:54,010 --> 00:56:55,477
I'm real.
899
00:57:12,362 --> 00:57:14,262
- Damn it!
- It's OK.
900
00:57:15,765 --> 00:57:17,096
- It's OK.
- One second.
901
00:57:21,037 --> 00:57:25,565
Six beers enter, no beers leave!
902
00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:27,599
What are you doing? Come on.
903
00:57:27,644 --> 00:57:30,306
Is she here? What's her name? Betsy?
904
00:57:30,346 --> 00:57:32,177
I hate you. You're ruining my life.
905
00:57:40,723 --> 00:57:45,023
- Aha, you found it.
- Oh, it's so beautiful.
906
00:57:46,162 --> 00:57:48,858
- And so sad.
- Yeah, it's OK.
907
00:57:56,206 --> 00:57:59,334
You know, every time I look at that,
all I think about is...
908
00:58:01,411 --> 00:58:05,245
...everything football
meant to me and my family
909
00:58:05,281 --> 00:58:08,216
and especially my old man.
910
00:58:08,251 --> 00:58:13,587
All the dreams... gone in an instant.
911
00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:19,291
That was the real hit.
912
00:58:45,722 --> 00:58:47,053
Oh, no.
913
00:58:53,096 --> 00:58:54,393
- What?
- I have to go.
914
00:58:54,430 --> 00:58:56,523
What's wrong? We can slow down.
915
00:58:56,566 --> 00:58:59,865
- I just have to go.
- Hold on, hold on.
916
00:58:59,903 --> 00:59:01,234
Hold on. Hey!
917
00:59:03,006 --> 00:59:05,406
- I don't get it.
- I know you don't, Nick.
918
00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:09,470
And you probably never will.
919
00:59:09,512 --> 00:59:13,380
But it's not real.
And it's never going to be real.
920
00:59:15,151 --> 00:59:16,641
What about the photograph?
921
00:59:19,188 --> 00:59:20,280
Keep it.
922
00:59:22,025 --> 00:59:24,118
I don't want to see you in pain.
923
00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:58,355
Is this all the programs?
I don't want to forget any.
924
01:00:00,930 --> 01:00:04,366
Everything's gonna be OK, Beth.
I know it will.
925
01:00:05,902 --> 01:00:08,200
No, it's not.
926
01:00:09,839 --> 01:00:13,866
It's his chip. He's just under a spell.
It's not real.
927
01:00:19,382 --> 01:00:21,543
- Hello.
- Listen, I have great news.
928
01:00:21,584 --> 01:00:23,415
Umberto talked to his nana.
929
01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:25,978
She said there's another way
to break the spell.
930
01:00:26,022 --> 01:00:27,148
- There is?
- Yeah.
931
01:00:27,190 --> 01:00:30,182
All you have to do is return the coins
directly to the guys.
932
01:00:30,226 --> 01:00:31,659
It doesn't have to be the fountain.
933
01:00:31,694 --> 01:00:34,094
Return the coin, return the love.
934
01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:36,496
If I return the coins,
I return the love?
935
01:00:36,532 --> 01:00:38,022
Yeah.
936
01:00:38,067 --> 01:00:39,261
That'll break the spell?
937
01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:41,361
And that'll get me
out of this whole mess?
938
01:00:41,404 --> 01:00:45,033
Yeah! It'll be all over.
Isn't that great?
939
01:00:45,074 --> 01:00:49,170
- Yeah. It's great.
- I knew you'd be relieved.
940
01:00:49,212 --> 01:00:51,544
This is for your own good, boss.
941
01:00:51,581 --> 01:00:54,141
It's exactly what I wanted.
942
01:00:54,183 --> 01:00:56,413
Yeah! Oh, I got to go.
Good luck at the show tonight.
943
01:00:56,452 --> 01:00:57,510
I'll call you later.
944
01:00:57,553 --> 01:01:02,013
- I love you, OK? Bye!
- OK.
945
01:01:02,058 --> 01:01:05,425
Hey, boss, I'm gonna start setting up.
I'll see you at the Gugg.
946
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:45,698
Wow.
947
01:01:47,336 --> 01:01:48,701
Come on in.
948
01:01:54,877 --> 01:01:56,674
OK.
949
01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:58,180
It's nice here. Very nice.
950
01:01:58,214 --> 01:02:00,978
I like what you do. It's sort of modern.
951
01:02:01,017 --> 01:02:02,917
- Very nice place.
- Beautiful.
952
01:02:02,952 --> 01:02:05,785
Really nice. You look great.
Are you excited for the show?
953
01:02:09,826 --> 01:02:11,885
You OK? You seem sad.
954
01:02:16,899 --> 01:02:19,265
This is going to be
harder than I thought. Um...
955
01:02:22,105 --> 01:02:24,300
I'm actually glad that you're all here.
956
01:02:26,109 --> 01:02:28,236
Just because I need
to tell you something.
957
01:02:28,277 --> 01:02:29,767
Oh.
958
01:02:29,812 --> 01:02:31,404
Come here.
959
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,987
The couch. You can sit on the couch.
960
01:02:43,025 --> 01:02:44,925
- You're gonna tell us on the couch?
- Yeah.
961
01:02:48,798 --> 01:02:50,425
I think she's gonna pick one of us.
962
01:02:50,466 --> 01:02:52,934
Like The Bachelor.
I love this show, with the rose.
963
01:02:52,969 --> 01:02:54,903
- I like my odds.
- It's you, it's you.
964
01:02:54,937 --> 01:02:56,529
Um...
965
01:02:59,542 --> 01:03:03,535
I don't know any other way
to say this, other than to just...
966
01:03:03,579 --> 01:03:04,739
You don't love me.
967
01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:07,648
- Trust me, I love you.
- No, you don't.
968
01:03:07,683 --> 01:03:10,584
- They don't, but I do.
- I love you so much.
969
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:14,750
Well, I was drunk, but I took
the coins. I took your coins.
970
01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:18,090
- I do love you.
- It's not real. You don't love me.
971
01:03:18,127 --> 01:03:20,186
- As much as I can love someone.
- No, you don't.
972
01:03:20,229 --> 01:03:23,892
We're not in love with each other. I'm
in love with someone else. I love Nick.
973
01:03:28,671 --> 01:03:30,070
I love Nick.
974
01:03:36,179 --> 01:03:41,811
I love Nick more than I love my job,
which is big for me.
975
01:03:43,486 --> 01:03:46,546
And it's not your fault,
and I'm really sorry.
976
01:03:46,589 --> 01:03:49,114
I love him even if
he might not love me back.
977
01:03:52,128 --> 01:03:53,595
You know?
978
01:03:55,431 --> 01:03:59,731
I understand loving somebody and...
979
01:03:59,769 --> 01:04:01,896
...them not loving you back.
980
01:04:01,938 --> 01:04:04,270
We all do.
981
01:04:05,942 --> 01:04:09,400
- It's a bummer.
- This really suck.
982
01:04:09,445 --> 01:04:12,005
I'm sorry, guys.
983
01:04:15,451 --> 01:04:17,385
OK...
984
01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:22,915
The whole point of love is to put
someone else's needs above your own.
985
01:04:22,959 --> 01:04:27,362
Maybe that's why I'm here.
Maybe that's why we're all here.
986
01:04:27,396 --> 01:04:30,024
Maybe for you.
987
01:04:30,066 --> 01:04:33,058
- He may be on to something.
- No, it's true.
988
01:04:33,102 --> 01:04:37,732
- How can we help?
- Thanks, guys.
989
01:04:37,773 --> 01:04:42,642
And this will all be a little clearer
when I give you something back.
990
01:04:46,849 --> 01:04:47,975
Oh, no.
991
01:04:49,852 --> 01:04:51,217
Stacy.
992
01:04:55,591 --> 01:04:58,685
- What the heck is...?
- What?
993
01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:01,891
- That was weird.
- I swear, that wasn't me.
994
01:05:01,931 --> 01:05:03,262
It was just...
995
01:05:05,334 --> 01:05:08,792
...freak electrical storm has caused
rolling blackouts and gridlock
996
01:05:08,838 --> 01:05:12,638
throughout the city. Traffic lights
are out throughout the metro area.
997
01:05:12,675 --> 01:05:15,701
New York City is at a standstill.
998
01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:18,714
- We got to stay in.
- I make food for everybody. We eat.
999
01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:21,876
No, no, no. We're not staying here.
You're not staying here.
1000
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:25,752
I need to be at the Guggenheim.
This has to end now.
1001
01:05:26,389 --> 01:05:27,413
After we eat.
1002
01:05:28,624 --> 01:05:30,489
Hold it, hold it.
1003
01:05:30,526 --> 01:05:34,690
If we love her, we'll get her to the
Guggenheim. That's all there is to it.
1004
01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:40,167
Let's do this.
1005
01:05:40,202 --> 01:05:43,171
I'll do it. And I'm going to do it
with more flair than all of you.
1006
01:05:43,205 --> 01:05:46,265
We take my car.
I just bring her from Italia.
1007
01:05:46,309 --> 01:05:48,641
- You have a car?
- It's molto grande.
1008
01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:51,613
For one, two... No, it be fine.
1009
01:05:53,716 --> 01:05:55,308
Come on! Move it!
1010
01:05:55,351 --> 01:05:57,319
- Comfortable up there?
- Where's the keys?
1011
01:05:57,353 --> 01:05:59,514
I had the keys in your apartment.
1012
01:05:59,555 --> 01:06:02,319
- Have the key.
- Give him the keys.
1013
01:06:02,358 --> 01:06:03,985
Ay-yay-yay!
1014
01:06:04,026 --> 01:06:06,620
- I am what I am.
- Annoying.
1015
01:06:06,662 --> 01:06:08,823
Who makes this car, Fisher-Price?
1016
01:06:08,864 --> 01:06:11,128
In Italia this is a midsize car.
1017
01:06:11,167 --> 01:06:12,691
In America it's a clown car.
1018
01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:21,667
Careful.
1019
01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:24,839
- It's Stacy. Leave a message.
- Please call me when you get this.
1020
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:27,610
And don't do anything
with those coins. I'm on my way.
1021
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:30,676
- I was expecting a little bit bigger.
- Oh, tiny bit, huh?
1022
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:34,383
Hit the horn. Thread the needle.
See if you can go around this guy.
1023
01:06:34,423 --> 01:06:38,189
- Just drive like you're in Rome.
- No problem.
1024
01:06:43,432 --> 01:06:45,093
Hey, coming through!
1025
01:06:51,507 --> 01:06:52,769
I'm OK.
1026
01:06:54,143 --> 01:06:55,770
If you can't reach the dashboard,
1027
01:06:55,811 --> 01:06:58,279
and you wanna hold onto
the washboards, let me know.
1028
01:07:00,316 --> 01:07:02,511
There's a fat guy on a bike.
A fat guy on a bike.
1029
01:07:08,724 --> 01:07:10,316
Sorry about that.
1030
01:07:10,359 --> 01:07:13,886
I'll give you a thousand bucks
to let me sit in front.
1031
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:19,127
- OK, that hurt.
- Damn it!
1032
01:07:19,168 --> 01:07:20,362
Come on up.
1033
01:07:25,941 --> 01:07:27,431
There's the Gugg!
1034
01:07:35,351 --> 01:07:37,285
Coming through!
1035
01:07:37,319 --> 01:07:39,879
- You can just let me out here.
- No, not close enough.
1036
01:07:39,922 --> 01:07:41,549
I take you right upstairs.
1037
01:07:49,799 --> 01:07:53,929
- No, Antonio. The doors!
- I got this. You must all believe.
1038
01:07:53,969 --> 01:07:55,561
- I don't believe!
- I don't believe!
1039
01:07:55,604 --> 01:07:56,662
I believe!
1040
01:07:58,107 --> 01:07:59,369
Open!
1041
01:08:05,347 --> 01:08:06,837
I did it!
1042
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:18,720
Could you push five?
1043
01:08:46,655 --> 01:08:48,054
Stacy.
1044
01:08:59,468 --> 01:09:03,461
Beth. There you are.
You're a hit. They love the show.
1045
01:09:03,506 --> 01:09:05,474
The Petrocelli is... How?
1046
01:09:05,508 --> 01:09:08,568
Nick sent it over late this afternoon.
People cried when they saw it.
1047
01:09:08,611 --> 01:09:10,772
- And Celeste is...
- Pleased.
1048
01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:14,476
We've already received a record number
of financial pledges tonight, Beth.
1049
01:09:14,517 --> 01:09:17,748
I'm very proud of you.
You're a wonderful curator.
1050
01:09:20,689 --> 01:09:24,557
Anyone who would care to join me in
the Thannhauser, please come this way.
1051
01:09:26,195 --> 01:09:30,564
Stacy... I need the coins.
1052
01:09:30,599 --> 01:09:34,467
But look at what's happened, Beth.
Nick did all of this for you.
1053
01:09:34,503 --> 01:09:36,733
- He loves you.
- I know.
1054
01:09:36,772 --> 01:09:41,573
But if I take his love against his will,
that's not love at all.
1055
01:09:43,345 --> 01:09:47,338
Please, Stacy. The coins.
I have to do this my way.
1056
01:09:48,050 --> 01:09:49,449
You are not going
to the Guggenheim.
1057
01:09:49,485 --> 01:09:50,679
This isn't my scene.
1058
01:09:50,719 --> 01:09:53,688
What are you talking about?
We're neck-deep in hot ladies.
1059
01:09:53,722 --> 01:09:56,919
LT is here. What up, son?
1060
01:09:56,959 --> 01:09:59,757
- LT!
- Man, what's your damn problem?
1061
01:09:59,795 --> 01:10:01,592
He knows his name.
Where are you going?
1062
01:10:01,630 --> 01:10:03,564
Hey, how's it going?
We're from the network.
1063
01:10:03,599 --> 01:10:06,261
Good to see you. We're big fans.
We read your column every week.
1064
01:10:06,302 --> 01:10:07,530
Thank you.
1065
01:10:07,570 --> 01:10:09,970
Somebody we wanted
to introduce you to. Nick, Shaq.
1066
01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:12,496
- How you doing? Read your article.
- Good. Yeah?
1067
01:10:12,541 --> 01:10:16,443
- Spelled my name wrong.
- It's the proofreading department.
1068
01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:18,309
- This guy right here?
- Yeah, this guy.
1069
01:10:19,415 --> 01:10:21,645
Excuse me, I've got
to take this phone call.
1070
01:10:21,684 --> 01:10:24,209
- You don't know how to spell?
- I don't know anything.
1071
01:10:24,253 --> 01:10:26,619
Beth. Hey, how are you?
1072
01:10:26,655 --> 01:10:29,180
Nick, there's something
I want to tell you.
1073
01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:31,455
Even though it won't matter
after tonight.
1074
01:10:31,493 --> 01:10:36,157
I want to thank you...
for making me believe in love again.
1075
01:10:37,499 --> 01:10:42,436
Even if it wasn't real for you,
it was very real for me.
1076
01:10:42,471 --> 01:10:43,529
What does that mean?
1077
01:10:45,474 --> 01:10:47,374
Beth. Beth!
1078
01:10:57,987 --> 01:11:00,683
Hey!
1079
01:11:10,399 --> 01:11:13,163
I'm guessing this belongs to you?
1080
01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:15,294
Does it?
1081
01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:19,837
Check your purse.
1082
01:11:22,344 --> 01:11:25,040
OK, stop it. I need you to take this.
1083
01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:26,513
Come on. Close your hand.
1084
01:11:26,548 --> 01:11:28,413
- Wait, I have another trick.
- Nope.
1085
01:11:36,659 --> 01:11:38,024
Now I remember.
1086
01:11:40,462 --> 01:11:42,487
I never had the guts
to perform in public
1087
01:11:42,531 --> 01:11:46,831
until I wanted to do it for you.
I guess I just needed a muse.
1088
01:11:46,869 --> 01:11:49,167
What am I going to do without you?
1089
01:11:49,204 --> 01:11:52,640
You'll find your muse. Your true muse.
1090
01:11:52,675 --> 01:11:55,075
Trust me, you won't be sorry.
1091
01:12:01,784 --> 01:12:03,251
Are you a coin collector?
1092
01:12:11,894 --> 01:12:13,828
When I threw this coin in the fountain
1093
01:12:13,862 --> 01:12:17,855
I wasn't wishing
that my wife would come back.
1094
01:12:17,900 --> 01:12:18,992
I knew that wouldn't happen.
1095
01:12:19,034 --> 01:12:25,030
I was just wishing to get a chance to
feel the way I did when she was around.
1096
01:12:25,908 --> 01:12:27,136
And...
1097
01:12:29,445 --> 01:12:32,141
...my wish came true. You gave me that.
1098
01:12:34,883 --> 01:12:36,043
Thank you.
1099
01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:41,417
Hey!
1100
01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:51,294
Come on!
1101
01:12:52,568 --> 01:12:53,694
Is this your euro?
1102
01:13:03,245 --> 01:13:06,908
- That's weird.
- Antonio?
1103
01:13:06,949 --> 01:13:10,248
- It's Anthony, actually.
- From Nunzio?
1104
01:13:10,285 --> 01:13:16,053
- No. Newark. New Jersey.
- Are you really a tortured artist?
1105
01:13:16,091 --> 01:13:20,187
Tortured. Been in retail shoe sales
for the last nine years.
1106
01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:24,256
As far as being an artist, I guess
I figured going to Italy'd make me one.
1107
01:13:25,801 --> 01:13:27,962
I think you're an artist.
1108
01:13:28,003 --> 01:13:32,372
I do. And I'm not just saying that
because I'm trying to get rid of you.
1109
01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:35,844
- It's my professional opinion.
- Thank you.
1110
01:13:44,820 --> 01:13:47,448
I think I'll miss you least of all.
1111
01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:57,297
Honestly, I don't think
I really learned anything.
1112
01:13:57,332 --> 01:14:01,564
- No?
- But I had a blast helping you grow.
1113
01:14:01,603 --> 01:14:03,195
You're welcome.
1114
01:14:03,972 --> 01:14:05,405
Mmm.
1115
01:14:06,175 --> 01:14:07,972
Good luck. It's all right.
1116
01:14:12,381 --> 01:14:14,440
- What's going on?
- All the lights are out.
1117
01:14:14,483 --> 01:14:16,280
Some kind of freak electrical storm.
1118
01:14:16,318 --> 01:14:19,810
I wouldn't cross there if I were you!
That's suicide, pal!
1119
01:14:21,657 --> 01:14:22,919
Crap, not again.
1120
01:14:26,562 --> 01:14:29,998
I didn't see that one coming.
1121
01:14:32,868 --> 01:14:35,803
- That was both our faults, really.
- What are you doing here?
1122
01:14:35,838 --> 01:14:38,466
Didn't think I was going to let
my boy do this alone, did you?
1123
01:14:38,507 --> 01:14:42,307
- I feel safer. Thank you.
- Does she have a sister?
1124
01:14:42,344 --> 01:14:44,209
- She's married.
- Dammit.
1125
01:14:44,246 --> 01:14:46,305
Come on. Get in.
1126
01:14:47,683 --> 01:14:49,378
You're buying me a new windshield.
1127
01:14:49,418 --> 01:14:52,182
- Don't kick my car. I'll hit you again!
- I'm OK, by the way.
1128
01:14:52,221 --> 01:14:54,781
- I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
- Good. I don't care.
1129
01:14:57,693 --> 01:14:58,887
And I guess there's one more.
1130
01:15:01,230 --> 01:15:02,720
Looking for something?
1131
01:15:03,599 --> 01:15:04,896
I need that.
1132
01:15:07,870 --> 01:15:10,668
Oopsie-daisy, where'd it go?
1133
01:15:10,706 --> 01:15:12,765
Oh, there they are.
1134
01:15:13,709 --> 01:15:15,336
Now, there's two.
1135
01:15:15,377 --> 01:15:17,242
- Back to one.
- Give it to me!
1136
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:10,464
So, I guess it's over now, huh?
1137
01:16:10,499 --> 01:16:15,334
- Is that really what you want?
- It doesn't matter what I want.
1138
01:16:17,005 --> 01:16:19,030
You've got your will back.
1139
01:16:21,009 --> 01:16:25,002
Ever since I saw you
in that fountain something...
1140
01:16:25,047 --> 01:16:28,949
...something changed in me.
I can't eat. I can't sleep.
1141
01:16:28,984 --> 01:16:31,578
I can't do anything
without thinking about you.
1142
01:16:31,620 --> 01:16:33,383
I don't know what is going on with me,
1143
01:16:33,422 --> 01:16:35,413
but I want to know
what is going on with you.
1144
01:16:35,457 --> 01:16:38,551
You seem to think that all these guys
are under some crazy spell,
1145
01:16:38,594 --> 01:16:42,894
and that I'm one of them, but I'm not.
This is real, OK?
1146
01:16:42,931 --> 01:16:45,627
And I ran all the way up Fifth Avenue
in a lightning storm
1147
01:16:45,667 --> 01:16:48,932
- because I wanted to tell you...
- You love me?
1148
01:16:48,971 --> 01:16:51,633
- I never said I loved you.
- You didn't. No, you don't.
1149
01:16:51,673 --> 01:16:54,972
I just never said it. You said it,
and I wanted to say it, but...
1150
01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:58,673
OK, you go. You say it.
Well, say it if you want to say it.
1151
01:16:58,714 --> 01:16:59,976
Look...
1152
01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:03,114
The only spell that I'm under...
1153
01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:06,446
...is yours.
1154
01:17:11,693 --> 01:17:13,593
I'm in love with you, Beth.
1155
01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:36,417
- Oh. Did she invite you, too?
- Yeah. Tony.
1156
01:17:36,451 --> 01:17:38,009
- Gale.
- Yeah.
1157
01:17:38,053 --> 01:17:40,044
- Nice to see you.
- Yeah. You, too.
1158
01:17:40,088 --> 01:17:41,953
You look great.
That's a nice cut.
1159
01:17:41,990 --> 01:17:43,218
You look terrific.
1160
01:17:43,258 --> 01:17:45,351
Beautiful silhouette.
I saw you out there.
1161
01:17:45,394 --> 01:17:48,056
- You can hold a suit. Yeah.
- Thank you.
1162
01:17:48,096 --> 01:17:50,394
- You're an artist.
- Yeah. Sort of.
1163
01:17:50,432 --> 01:17:52,161
I would love to do a nude with you.
1164
01:17:53,568 --> 01:17:54,694
I'd like that.
1165
01:17:55,771 --> 01:17:57,363
Great.
1166
01:17:57,406 --> 01:17:59,636
I'd really like that.
1167
01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:03,577
I am really sorry about this,
Beth. This is all my fault.
1168
01:18:03,612 --> 01:18:07,309
I found that in my bag of tricks.
1169
01:18:10,085 --> 01:18:13,521
- It's not mine, so...
- Oh, my God. It's Nick's.
1170
01:18:13,555 --> 01:18:16,524
I guess I accidentally gave you
the wrong chip in the museum.
1171
01:18:16,558 --> 01:18:18,549
He's still under the spell.
1172
01:18:18,593 --> 01:18:22,495
- OK, thank you. Time to go.
- Are you her sister?
1173
01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:24,556
- Would you like to see an illusion?
- Bye-bye.
1174
01:18:24,599 --> 01:18:25,964
Don't you want to be dazzled?
1175
01:18:28,170 --> 01:18:31,799
- Oh, my God, Beth. I'm so sorry.
- What am I going to do?
1176
01:18:32,641 --> 01:18:33,801
Showtime.
1177
01:18:35,243 --> 01:18:37,074
Dad.
1178
01:18:37,112 --> 01:18:42,106
When you married Mom, did you
ever think that you wouldn't make it?
1179
01:18:43,585 --> 01:18:47,487
Elizabeth Ann.
1180
01:18:47,522 --> 01:18:51,424
Honey, you cannot learn
from my mistakes.
1181
01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:54,452
You're going to have to go out there
and make your own.
1182
01:18:54,496 --> 01:18:58,159
Now, you could get your heart broken or
1183
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:02,603
you could have the greatest
love affair the world has ever known,
1184
01:19:02,637 --> 01:19:07,074
but you're not going to know
unless you try.
1185
01:19:07,109 --> 01:19:11,603
But what if there was a guarantee
that you'd never get hurt.
1186
01:19:11,646 --> 01:19:16,242
Baby... the passion is in the risk.
1187
01:19:18,153 --> 01:19:21,281
It's like I always say,
"If you're going to be a bear..."
1188
01:19:21,323 --> 01:19:24,690
- "Be a grizzly."
- That's my girl.
1189
01:20:34,229 --> 01:20:36,959
A marriage is like all contracts
1190
01:20:36,998 --> 01:20:41,332
that the two enter under the eyes
of Our Father Almighty.
1191
01:20:41,369 --> 01:20:47,330
If there's anybody here
who has reasons that Beth...
1192
01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:51,209
...and Nicholas should not
get married today,
1193
01:20:51,246 --> 01:20:55,649
speak now or forever
hold on to your peaces.
1194
01:20:56,618 --> 01:20:57,642
Anybody?
1195
01:20:59,087 --> 01:21:00,679
Anybody?
1196
01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:05,288
Anybody?
1197
01:21:05,327 --> 01:21:08,228
It could be anybody. You don't
have to know them to speak up.
1198
01:21:08,263 --> 01:21:12,063
OK, padre, it seems nobody's objecting,
so let's move on with it.
1199
01:21:14,936 --> 01:21:19,236
Do you, Nicholas, take Beth
to be your awful wedded wife?
1200
01:21:19,274 --> 01:21:24,234
"Lawful." Yes. Yes, I do.
1201
01:21:31,019 --> 01:21:32,919
What is with him?
1202
01:21:32,954 --> 01:21:36,287
And do you, Beth, take Nicholas to be
your awful wedded husband?
1203
01:21:36,324 --> 01:21:40,317
To love, amore, to honor
1204
01:21:40,362 --> 01:21:43,661
until morte, death, do you part?
1205
01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:52,072
Think, bella.
It's a very big responsibility, no?
1206
01:21:58,013 --> 01:21:59,037
No.
1207
01:22:02,817 --> 01:22:05,945
I can't do this to you, Nick. I'm sorry.
1208
01:22:37,385 --> 01:22:39,478
You think you're pretty funny,
don't you?
1209
01:22:43,658 --> 01:22:46,491
Did you enjoy watching me go crazy?
1210
01:22:46,528 --> 01:22:51,329
Did you have fun watching my life
turn upside down because of love?
1211
01:22:53,301 --> 01:22:55,531
Because I did.
1212
01:22:55,570 --> 01:22:57,333
Beth!
1213
01:22:58,139 --> 01:22:59,606
Beth!
1214
01:23:06,047 --> 01:23:08,675
I've got a question.
1215
01:23:08,717 --> 01:23:11,151
Why do you keep giving me
my poker chips?
1216
01:23:11,186 --> 01:23:14,485
Because you deserve to have it back.
1217
01:23:14,522 --> 01:23:17,286
You threw it in the fountain
and wished for love,
1218
01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:19,555
and I don't want to keep it anymore.
1219
01:23:20,695 --> 01:23:23,163
- No, I didn't.
- You didn't?
1220
01:23:23,198 --> 01:23:26,031
- No.
- Then who did?
1221
01:23:26,935 --> 01:23:28,266
I have no idea.
1222
01:23:29,771 --> 01:23:31,739
Then this is all real?
1223
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:40,770
How's this for real?
1224
01:23:46,054 --> 01:23:48,420
Free of temptation!
1225
01:23:54,562 --> 01:23:57,725
Didn't you say
at Umberto's bachelor party...
1226
01:23:57,766 --> 01:24:00,496
The padre cleaned me out
at the poker table. Yeah.