1 00:00:32,076 --> 00:00:34,100 YEAR 2018 LIBERTY MOON MISSION 2 00:00:34,110 --> 00:00:35,710 Liberty, this is control. 3 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:37,460 Requesting lunar orbit status. 4 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:41,161 Control, this is Liberty. Touch down in t-minus 20 and counting. 5 00:00:41,818 --> 00:00:44,325 Approaching Terminator line. 6 00:00:46,866 --> 00:00:50,161 Roger that. Be advised, radio static on the com. 7 00:00:50,162 --> 00:00:55,530 Roger that. 7-10 plus VGX, landing window is up. 8 00:00:55,531 --> 00:00:59,492 Landing vector approved... Engage the bay. 9 00:01:22,102 --> 00:01:26,892 - Landing is confirmed, Liberty. - Approaching to coordinate Delta. 10 00:01:26,893 --> 00:01:31,033 VGC 7-3-11. 11 00:01:42,531 --> 00:01:48,300 Looking good. Landing vector optimum. Touch down in t-minus 12... 12 00:01:48,301 --> 00:01:51,425 11, 10, 9... 13 00:01:51,426 --> 00:01:55,187 8, 7, 6... 14 00:01:55,188 --> 00:01:58,598 5, 4, 3... 15 00:01:58,599 --> 00:02:02,960 2, 1. 16 00:02:05,116 --> 00:02:07,765 Now lets, uh, drop the banners. 17 00:02:07,766 --> 00:02:11,307 Oh, fu... Must we? 18 00:02:12,853 --> 00:02:18,353 - The Eagle has landed, baby. - Please, keep that fool off the main frequency. 19 00:02:20,691 --> 00:02:23,350 Are you getting a reading there, Sanders? 20 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:27,556 Mission control, I can confirm vast quantities of Helium-3. 21 00:02:27,557 --> 00:02:30,857 - The reading are stronger this way. - What? You breaking up... 22 00:02:31,058 --> 00:02:33,861 Please be advices you may be nearing meteor shower... 23 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,800 Adjust communicate... frequency... 24 00:02:37,063 --> 00:02:39,919 No fucking way! 25 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,856 Hey, Sand, what you doin' with that thing hopping around over there? 26 00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:46,591 I thought you were supposed to take some photos of me? 27 00:03:04,817 --> 00:03:07,705 - Washington, have you got a visual on... - What was that, Houston? 28 00:03:07,706 --> 00:03:11,159 - Hey, Washington, it's Helium-3. - What? 29 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,384 It's a Helium-3 mine. Get over here! 30 00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:16,022 Hey, there's something over here you need to see! 31 00:03:17,479 --> 00:03:21,079 No! Sanders! Sanders! San...ah! 32 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,565 Oh, God! 33 00:03:31,807 --> 00:03:37,461 Houston, Houston!Son-of-a-bitch. I need to get out of here. 34 00:03:51,890 --> 00:03:56,300 I must be trippin'. 35 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:14,700 Subtitle upgrade by Szaki based on zathras69's sub. 36 00:04:38,369 --> 00:04:42,652 Sieg Heil, Moon youth f�hrer, Renate Richter. 37 00:04:42,653 --> 00:04:44,000 Heil Hitler. 38 00:04:44,781 --> 00:04:48,489 Boys and girls, please sit down. 39 00:04:49,549 --> 00:04:53,333 Dieter, don't you know where to put your behind? 40 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:57,209 Miss. Richter, since Mondf�hrer's 65th birthday 41 00:04:57,210 --> 00:05:00,558 te appropriate salute has been "Heil Kortzfleisch!" 42 00:05:01,782 --> 00:05:05,101 You're such an exemplary boy. 43 00:05:05,102 --> 00:05:11,043 Today we'll start with the most unpatriotic language. 44 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,387 It's the language we unfortunately need to know 45 00:05:14,388 --> 00:05:18,274 when we return to those who need our help. 46 00:05:18,887 --> 00:05:20,933 In english now. 47 00:05:21,634 --> 00:05:25,141 Where are we from? 48 00:05:25,842 --> 00:05:28,020 - Siegfried! - The Earth. 49 00:05:28,121 --> 00:05:30,761 And, when did we leave? 50 00:05:30,762 --> 00:05:33,448 - Brunhilda? - 1945. 51 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:38,240 - And where did we go? - The dark side of the moon. 52 00:05:38,261 --> 00:05:39,861 Brilliant! 53 00:06:02,876 --> 00:06:06,039 Attention! The National Anthem. 54 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,600 - Heil Hitler! - Hitler... 55 00:06:52,859 --> 00:06:56,168 - What's that, Mr. Adler? - A spy from the earth. 56 00:06:56,269 --> 00:06:58,290 I captured him myself. 57 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:01,272 He seems to he the leader of the shock troops. 58 00:07:19,967 --> 00:07:24,162 Mr. Adler, is this a joke? 59 00:07:24,263 --> 00:07:27,050 I'll be damned! 60 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:32,360 The White House Washington D. C. 61 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:34,654 Don't try to play dumb with me. 62 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,925 It was your bad idea to send those idiots to the moon? 63 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:40,917 - Talk about disaster. - I'm not to be contrarian madam President 64 00:07:40,952 --> 00:07:43,072 but I'm pretty sure it was your idea. 65 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:47,849 It was my great idea if have they succeeded. Now it's your stupid idea, got it? 66 00:07:47,850 --> 00:07:51,866 I didn't hire you for stupid ideas. I hired you because of your Midas touch. 67 00:07:51,867 --> 00:07:55,928 Now my approval ratings are in the toilet and the election is just weeks... 68 00:07:56,550 --> 00:07:58,990 You dropped the ball, Vivian! You! 69 00:07:58,991 --> 00:08:02,543 Now, I need a miracle. Get me a miracle! 70 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:12,050 Actually, how was sending those two astronauts to the Moon, 71 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,895 supposed to getting me re-elected? Exactly? 72 00:08:15,205 --> 00:08:17,300 We haven't been to the Moon for 50 years. 73 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,297 One of them was black. 74 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:20,850 Thought it would look good. 75 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,755 Look good how? 76 00:08:23,559 --> 00:08:25,566 Like I said, one of them was black. 77 00:08:25,601 --> 00:08:31,085 Just think of the opportunity we wasted years ago with that errand boy, Powell, Alan Powell? 78 00:08:31,228 --> 00:08:33,338 - Colin Powell. - That was close. 79 00:08:34,156 --> 00:08:38,034 - And where're you going? - The UN, to do my job. 80 00:08:49,015 --> 00:08:51,824 "The Great Dictator" by Charlie Chaplin. 81 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:55,242 It's one of the world most famous short films. 82 00:08:55,243 --> 00:09:00,783 Which illustrates in just 10 minutes, his wish that one day, the entire world 83 00:09:00,784 --> 00:09:04,956 that will be held in the great F�hrer's wise and gentle hands. 84 00:09:05,199 --> 00:09:07,662 - Any questions? - I have a question. 85 00:09:07,863 --> 00:09:09,500 My sweetheart. 86 00:09:10,807 --> 00:09:12,500 Mr. Adler. 87 00:09:13,499 --> 00:09:18,244 In my classroom we are here to strictly formal manner in addressing one another. 88 00:09:18,534 --> 00:09:22,393 To what do we owe the honor of this visit? 89 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:25,033 Mr. Nachrichten �bermittlungs- Oberf�hrer Adler? 90 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:29,684 We captured an earthling. Your expertise is required. 91 00:09:39,095 --> 00:09:42,536 - What's for lunch today? - Sauerkraut. 92 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:45,521 Again! Please say that's not true! 93 00:09:45,722 --> 00:09:49,021 Does the Fuhrer eat Sauerkraut 3 times a week as well? 94 00:09:49,654 --> 00:09:53,488 No, no no! I love me some sauerkraut. 95 00:09:53,489 --> 00:09:57,638 And Volkswagen. Huh...Fahrvergn�gen. 96 00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:00,664 Hey! German words, right? 97 00:10:00,761 --> 00:10:05,394 You know, it's as if, where I come from we speak German too. You know what I'm sayin'? 98 00:10:08,511 --> 00:10:11,747 Damn! You gonna be sorry you did that white boy. 99 00:10:16,607 --> 00:10:20,073 Capture him! No! Capture him! 100 00:10:20,308 --> 00:10:22,034 Do not shoot! 101 00:10:56,651 --> 00:11:01,650 The fugitive is a male negro, unarmed, but possibly angry. 102 00:11:01,657 --> 00:11:04,202 How does he look like? 103 00:11:04,203 --> 00:11:08,410 Where does he come from? What is he wearing? 104 00:11:10,465 --> 00:11:12,358 How do I look? 105 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,267 Like they say in English... 106 00:11:17,268 --> 00:11:18,940 you are a knock-out. 107 00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:26,224 How do I get out of here? 108 00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:30,391 Thanks lady. Have a nice day. 109 00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:34,500 No, Mr. Subhuman. That is the air lock... 110 00:11:34,964 --> 00:11:36,329 No! 111 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,330 No! 112 00:12:23,315 --> 00:12:25,827 You might wanna... cover up a bit. 113 00:12:27,687 --> 00:12:29,339 All good? 114 00:12:32,426 --> 00:12:35,169 Klaus! Don't shoot. We need him for tests... 115 00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:39,270 No, no, no! I would not do if I was you. Listen to me. Listen to me! 116 00:12:39,288 --> 00:12:42,170 I know a lot of important people. They're very important people. 117 00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:44,750 I even know the President of the United States of America. 118 00:12:44,751 --> 00:12:48,264 Now...if you kill me, then that's just a really fucked-up situation. 119 00:12:51,469 --> 00:12:55,233 You know the president of the United States of the Americas? 120 00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:03,379 - Take him to Dr. Richter's laboratory! - By your command! 121 00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:08,337 Thanks, homie. I talk to you later baby. 122 00:13:21,463 --> 00:13:23,882 Question, what is this apparatus? 123 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,452 Look man, how would I know? I'm just model. 124 00:13:26,463 --> 00:13:30,402 - A model what? Citizen? - No man, a model model. 125 00:13:30,493 --> 00:13:33,198 Damn, what's wrong with you two? Blind or something? 126 00:13:33,309 --> 00:13:36,227 -Shit, I'm pretty. -Are you part of the shock troops 127 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:41,090 - before the invasion? - Invasion? Man, you all must be tripping? 128 00:13:41,425 --> 00:13:43,819 What is your mission? 129 00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:48,050 Look dude, I just follow the paycheck, you know what I'm saying? 130 00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:52,555 -What is this device? -That's my kick-ass cellphone 131 00:13:52,756 --> 00:13:55,158 -and a computer. -What? 132 00:13:57,541 --> 00:14:00,428 That's not a computer. 133 00:14:03,665 --> 00:14:06,177 This is a computer. 134 00:14:09,174 --> 00:14:13,344 No man. That's ancient history, homie. 135 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,740 Dumb negro. 136 00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:19,036 - He talks nonsense. - It might be a dialect. 137 00:14:19,328 --> 00:14:21,606 - Probable reason is the skin color. - Right. 138 00:14:21,907 --> 00:14:26,596 His brain structure is different from us Aryans. 139 00:14:28,045 --> 00:14:31,863 Let's open up his skull and measure the brain. 140 00:14:32,064 --> 00:14:34,547 No, I need to know why he's here. 141 00:14:36,065 --> 00:14:38,914 You have 24 hours, Doctor. 142 00:14:39,606 --> 00:14:43,683 Otherwise I have to rely on an ancient infallible technique. 143 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,819 Pain. 144 00:14:48,758 --> 00:14:50,500 UNITED WORLD CONFEDERACY, NEW YORK 145 00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:52,399 I am telling you once again. 146 00:14:52,714 --> 00:14:57,761 One moment we received conformation that the ship has landed successfully on the moon. 147 00:14:57,857 --> 00:15:00,801 The next, all communications stopped. 148 00:15:00,835 --> 00:15:04,627 - As though it had simply vanished. - Or you're hiding something from us? 149 00:15:04,728 --> 00:15:08,345 Yeah, we are hiding something on the dark side of the moon. 150 00:15:09,885 --> 00:15:15,468 I still find it very difficult to believe that the entire purpose of the mission 151 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:19,352 was to promote your president's re-election. 152 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:22,008 Well believe what you like, we had mere senators spend 153 00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:26,352 hundred-of-million on campaigns to get elected to dog-shit post. 154 00:15:26,353 --> 00:15:30,102 But Mr. Secretary, the expenses involve this time only makes sense 155 00:15:30,199 --> 00:15:31,948 if there was a military purpose. 156 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,338 Okay, let's get this clear. 157 00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:38,787 The United State has no military activity on the Moon. 158 00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:41,506 What about natural resources activity? 159 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:44,434 We know how the U.S. sometimes mixes the two up. 160 00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:48,430 Is there any chance that you are looking for Helium-3 up there? 161 00:15:48,446 --> 00:15:52,660 Helium-3? You just made that up, didn't you? 162 00:15:54,122 --> 00:15:56,123 That's so silly. 163 00:15:58,359 --> 00:16:01,823 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN HQ, NY 164 00:16:14,769 --> 00:16:17,432 I assume these are just preliminary idea? 165 00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:21,325 Sir, we have a very small delivery window. 166 00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:23,255 - Sir? - Yes, sir. 167 00:16:24,407 --> 00:16:27,401 Ma'am, and this is all. 168 00:16:36,728 --> 00:16:41,135 Anyone who is not the head of the department, should leave. 169 00:16:49,874 --> 00:16:52,279 You idiots! 170 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:56,736 You morons! That's an insult to morons. 171 00:16:57,514 --> 00:17:00,560 What is this shit? 172 00:17:00,878 --> 00:17:07,781 I have a meeting with the President of the United fucking States of the America 173 00:17:07,782 --> 00:17:09,625 tomorrow fucking morning! 174 00:17:10,153 --> 00:17:13,062 Not the President of fucking Zambia! 175 00:17:13,063 --> 00:17:16,143 Not the President of the fucking Janitor's Union! 176 00:17:16,144 --> 00:17:20,744 But with the president of the fucking country which you just happen to be living in at the fucking moment! 177 00:17:20,745 --> 00:17:25,204 You pieces of hellacious shit! 178 00:17:29,535 --> 00:17:32,280 What am I supposed to tell her? 179 00:17:34,239 --> 00:17:37,998 That my employees are not intelligent enough, 180 00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:41,622 to be fucking morons? 181 00:18:08,009 --> 00:18:11,297 - Mr. Adler. - Call me Klaus. 182 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,431 - May I? - Of course. 183 00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:25,102 I've come to discuss our legal union. 184 00:18:28,091 --> 00:18:31,748 - Is that a marriage proposal? - There's no need for marriage. 185 00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:35,896 I received the confirmation of the Department of Racial Purity. 186 00:18:39,187 --> 00:18:41,894 Our genetic match is 97%. 187 00:18:41,895 --> 00:18:44,911 How romantic. 188 00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:49,385 Science demands us to unite physically. 189 00:18:49,386 --> 00:18:54,783 It's our destiny to produce perfect offspring for the people. 190 00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:59,880 What about my scientific research? 191 00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:06,828 One day, Renate... 192 00:19:08,623 --> 00:19:11,819 all this will be ours. 193 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:17,480 But first, I must conquer the Earth. 194 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:20,337 Wolfgang, that old fart, stands in my way. 195 00:19:21,064 --> 00:19:23,750 In the way of final victory. 196 00:19:24,518 --> 00:19:28,141 The two of us will take on an enormous responsibility. 197 00:19:28,845 --> 00:19:32,715 Your place is, Renate, by my side. 198 00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:50,351 Gentlemen! Battleship G�tterd�mmerung. 199 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:55,600 Our miracle weapon that has been under development for 40 years. 200 00:19:55,700 --> 00:20:00,124 The dream of our beloved F�hrer. 201 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:04,813 But unfortunately only a dream, until now. 202 00:20:05,014 --> 00:20:08,900 - Please Doctor. - Watch this! 203 00:20:11,890 --> 00:20:14,508 This tiny device 204 00:20:14,509 --> 00:20:19,654 has over a 1000 times more computing power than our biggest computers together. 205 00:20:19,855 --> 00:20:23,616 I engineered this cable 206 00:20:24,009 --> 00:20:28,399 to connect this machine with our main computer. 207 00:20:28,787 --> 00:20:34,068 I call this Universal Systematic Binding USB for short. 208 00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:38,933 This will lift it into the air. 209 00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:43,660 Finally, the G�tterd�mmerung will fly! 210 00:20:45,259 --> 00:20:47,637 - Yes. - Yes. 211 00:21:35,473 --> 00:21:40,189 You saw it! You saw it with your own eyes! 212 00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:45,497 Mein F�hrer, please let me return to the Earth. 213 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,317 Let me get more of these devices. 214 00:21:48,418 --> 00:21:51,577 No one has ever returned. 215 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,722 I will return. 216 00:21:53,723 --> 00:21:55,686 We don't have a choice 217 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,586 if we want to prevent an invasion from the Earth. 218 00:22:03,501 --> 00:22:06,598 Are you willing to work with the F�hrer... 219 00:22:06,599 --> 00:22:10,842 in the name of the fatherland, stand behind the Wehrmacht. 220 00:22:10,843 --> 00:22:14,281 This decision does not resolve all of us ... 221 00:22:19,003 --> 00:22:22,962 Thank you. I thought my ears were gonna bleed. 222 00:22:23,163 --> 00:22:24,722 You're welcome. 223 00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:40,967 May I ask what's your name is? 224 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,412 Washington, James Washington. 225 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:46,108 - What's yours? - Renate Richter. 226 00:22:46,675 --> 00:22:49,770 It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington. 227 00:22:50,167 --> 00:22:51,846 James Washington. 228 00:22:53,468 --> 00:22:55,768 What's wrong with your skin? 229 00:22:56,669 --> 00:23:00,281 Come on now, please. You have never met a brother before, right? 230 00:23:02,087 --> 00:23:05,572 - No, I'm an only child. - No, no, I didn't mean like that. 231 00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:07,781 I meant a black man. 232 00:23:07,982 --> 00:23:11,489 No, and this continues to confuse me 233 00:23:11,586 --> 00:23:15,034 because you are much blacker when I first encountered you. 234 00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:19,273 Okay girl look, either I'm black or you're blind. 235 00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:22,260 Look, what is going to happen to me? 236 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:25,300 I mean, what's with this, this guy that keeps sticking needles in me? 237 00:23:25,519 --> 00:23:28,542 - What about that other angry dude? - My father's sticking needles into you? 238 00:23:28,652 --> 00:23:31,442 That's freaking scientist guy? That's your dad? 239 00:23:32,192 --> 00:23:34,390 And what about, you know....? 240 00:23:35,737 --> 00:23:38,439 Mr. Nachrichten�bermittlungs -Oberf�hrer Adler? 241 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,636 -I'm sorry, what? - Klaus Adler. 242 00:23:41,304 --> 00:23:44,615 He's going to be the next fuhrer. 243 00:23:46,398 --> 00:23:48,063 And my husband. 244 00:23:49,764 --> 00:23:52,887 What? You lose a bet or something? I mean.... 245 00:23:54,826 --> 00:23:56,689 you are...lucky you. 246 00:23:57,759 --> 00:24:00,690 Actually, lucky him. 247 00:24:05,257 --> 00:24:09,256 - I shouldn't even be here. - You cannot leave me tied up like this. 248 00:24:11,487 --> 00:24:13,407 - Please do me a favor. - What? 249 00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:15,928 - Play a Nazi - And what, if I don't? 250 00:24:17,806 --> 00:24:20,674 - They will eliminate you. - Oh great! 251 00:24:23,367 --> 00:24:26,746 Is there a different radio station? 252 00:24:27,108 --> 00:24:29,673 With the upcoming war ... 253 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:32,752 - He's back. - Looks good. 254 00:24:35,403 --> 00:24:39,087 This will solve our little problem. 255 00:24:39,088 --> 00:24:42,715 Okay, mini Mengele. Hey man, I don't like the look of this. 256 00:24:42,716 --> 00:24:44,616 I am coming. 257 00:24:47,742 --> 00:24:50,561 Looks very good. 258 00:24:51,479 --> 00:24:54,449 And now we just... 259 00:25:04,076 --> 00:25:08,425 - Why do not you take me with you? - Don't worry, darling. 260 00:25:08,426 --> 00:25:11,098 After I complete my mission, I come back to you. 261 00:25:11,133 --> 00:25:14,635 That's not what I mean. I'm an Earthologist! 262 00:25:14,636 --> 00:25:18,816 I know everything about it. You need me. 263 00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:23,000 You sweet little thing, where do you get all those crazy ideas? 264 00:25:23,630 --> 00:25:26,361 Books, mostly... 265 00:25:26,622 --> 00:25:29,000 and some films. 266 00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:43,068 I shall return triumphant! 267 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:05,233 - Heil Hitler! - Heil Kortzfleisch! 268 00:26:05,234 --> 00:26:08,851 - Get it through your skull. - Of course, mein F�hrer. 269 00:26:09,255 --> 00:26:13,206 We have one more ace up our sleeve. 270 00:26:16,707 --> 00:26:19,024 Show him what we have. 271 00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,669 Voila, gentlemen! 272 00:26:29,670 --> 00:26:33,004 - Doctor. - Watch closely. 273 00:26:36,102 --> 00:26:37,828 Heil! 274 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,057 Stand up, you fool. 275 00:26:54,361 --> 00:26:56,955 Sieg Heil! 276 00:27:06,089 --> 00:27:09,974 With the prisoner now being one of us, we will go down to Earth. 277 00:27:10,018 --> 00:27:14,219 He will help us to find more telephone computers. We return. 278 00:27:14,220 --> 00:27:17,374 And then get the G�tterd�mmerung flying. 279 00:27:17,375 --> 00:27:20,900 Oberf�hrer Adler, I hope you've discussed 280 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,189 my return to the Earth. 281 00:27:24,807 --> 00:27:27,042 Something along those lines. 282 00:27:27,143 --> 00:27:31,000 The Reich trusts you. 283 00:27:33,688 --> 00:27:37,359 - Thank you, doctor.Take care of your daughter for me. - Yes. 284 00:27:49,922 --> 00:27:51,621 Sieg Heil! 285 00:27:59,987 --> 00:28:03,412 See you in Valhalla. 286 00:28:27,884 --> 00:28:31,401 UPSTATE, NEW YORK 287 00:28:55,186 --> 00:28:59,347 - You smell that? - No. We don�t have time to waste. 288 00:29:00,036 --> 00:29:02,333 Take me to that president of yours. 289 00:29:02,434 --> 00:29:05,282 What? The President? 290 00:29:05,783 --> 00:29:09,463 Come on man, I thought you want me to take you to Mac store or something. 291 00:29:11,236 --> 00:29:16,969 You said that you would know the President of The United States of the Americas. 292 00:29:17,070 --> 00:29:19,655 Right, of course. 293 00:29:20,656 --> 00:29:22,200 That President. 294 00:29:29,588 --> 00:29:32,929 May I meet this President too? 295 00:29:32,930 --> 00:29:35,848 Renate! What are you doing here? 296 00:29:35,849 --> 00:29:39,450 Hey, Miss. Richter, welcome to my planet. 297 00:29:39,981 --> 00:29:43,404 This is not the place for the mother of the children of the future F�hrer. 298 00:29:43,501 --> 00:29:46,416 And definitely not the place for a woman. 299 00:29:51,653 --> 00:29:54,528 My place is by my man. 300 00:29:59,084 --> 00:30:02,494 - Get the hell out of my property. - We better get out of here! 301 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,650 Run for it! 302 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,145 New York City 303 00:30:23,464 --> 00:30:26,042 A Volkswagen bus. 304 00:30:27,538 --> 00:30:29,725 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, hold on there Boss man. 305 00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:33,002 That may not be the sharpest move. Look, look. I'll tell you what. 306 00:30:33,003 --> 00:30:37,749 Let me go talk to the brothers. All right? They know me, you know. I'm one of them. 307 00:30:37,850 --> 00:30:39,563 Are you with me? 308 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,018 Yeah! Yeah! Now you're talking. 309 00:30:43,065 --> 00:30:45,474 All right, now. 310 00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:51,100 Wassup? 311 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:54,023 - Doesn't he know? - No. He'll be thrilled. 312 00:30:56,483 --> 00:30:58,724 I'm serious. You don't know how good it's to see you all man. It's like... 313 00:30:59,330 --> 00:31:00,724 - little Africa up in this bitch. - Thank you. 314 00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:02,888 Come on people. You all know me. I know you do. 315 00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:07,000 - Washington. - I mean ... 316 00:31:08,195 --> 00:31:11,800 That ain't one of yours, is it? Because...ah, look man. 317 00:31:11,901 --> 00:31:13,501 You ain't got to bring that shit out. 318 00:31:13,549 --> 00:31:15,952 Look man, it's all good. Look, I'm a peace loving brother, man. 319 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,383 Fuck it, man! Yo! Yo! 320 00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:25,600 Are you all right? 321 00:31:25,731 --> 00:31:28,931 Do I fucking look alright to you Miss crazy fucking Nazi? 322 00:31:29,068 --> 00:31:31,634 I mean... What the hell just happen? 323 00:31:31,835 --> 00:31:33,350 You know? 324 00:31:39,053 --> 00:31:42,957 Oh, no mother-effin way! 325 00:31:49,942 --> 00:31:52,051 What did you sick sons-a-bitches do to me? 326 00:31:52,088 --> 00:31:55,382 - I should've told you. - What? That I look like a fucking polar bear? 327 00:31:56,594 --> 00:31:59,935 You know what? You two really, really know how to fuck up a guys Christmas. 328 00:32:00,078 --> 00:32:03,652 Quiet, you fool! What is wrong with you? 329 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,850 We made you Aryan, you're one of us now. 330 00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:09,305 - You should be thanking us. - Thanking you? 331 00:32:09,477 --> 00:32:13,389 What I should have done is let those brother come here with their size 15s 332 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,880 and put a foot so far up in your ass, can taste the toe nails for 2 fucking weeks. 333 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,624 Klaus! 334 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:28,203 Bring me to your leader, James Washington. 335 00:32:40,619 --> 00:32:43,725 Hey, what the fuck? Excuse me. 336 00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:46,502 Get your fucking hands off me, you mother... 337 00:32:47,642 --> 00:32:51,015 - You can...- Is she your boss? - Yes, she's the big cheese. 338 00:32:51,067 --> 00:32:53,715 - And she knows the president? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. They real tight. 339 00:32:57,695 --> 00:32:59,158 Come on. 340 00:33:01,497 --> 00:33:05,500 You fuckin' animal! Do you know who I am, huh? Do you? 341 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:08,621 You just kidnapped the wrong woman The wrong fucking woman. 342 00:33:09,469 --> 00:33:13,735 Oh yeah. I hope you're having a good time I'm gonna kick your fucking ass. 343 00:33:25,368 --> 00:33:26,969 Excellent. 344 00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:29,994 My turn. 345 00:33:30,183 --> 00:33:34,000 I am Commander Klaus Adler of the 4th Reich We are based on the Moon. 346 00:33:34,150 --> 00:33:38,000 I'm told you know the president of the United States of the Americas. 347 00:33:38,013 --> 00:33:40,811 You will take us to that the President, because ... 348 00:33:40,926 --> 00:33:44,611 - I have a very special present for him. - Him? 349 00:33:44,653 --> 00:33:47,100 Well he'll love that. He just loves presents. 350 00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:48,955 As soon as my mission is accomplished 351 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,947 Nazi invading forces will be called in under my directions 352 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,500 and we will end the good times for the bad people. 353 00:33:55,552 --> 00:33:57,882 And just how do you propose to do that? 354 00:33:58,790 --> 00:34:01,550 - We will simply eliminate them. - What? 355 00:34:03,217 --> 00:34:07,287 - Sorry, that is not what we were told... - Renate, I do not think that you... 356 00:34:12,538 --> 00:34:15,083 Yeah. Why not? 357 00:34:15,341 --> 00:34:19,867 Why don't you tell this fr�ulein why we're here, just like you keep telling your pupils. 358 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,393 I would love to do that. 359 00:34:23,450 --> 00:34:24,874 You see... 360 00:34:25,052 --> 00:34:28,300 the National Socialist Party is the people's party, nothing more. 361 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:34,017 We wish to return to Earth with our message of peace and unity 362 00:34:34,089 --> 00:34:37,008 love through virtue. 363 00:34:37,087 --> 00:34:40,251 And kindness, for example. 364 00:34:40,485 --> 00:34:44,120 We are healthy, in mind and body. 365 00:34:44,202 --> 00:34:48,081 Our spirits are brave and true. 366 00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:53,398 We achieved that because we are strong, disciplined in our cause. 367 00:34:54,437 --> 00:34:57,164 There is simply no belief that can match ours... 368 00:34:57,289 --> 00:35:02,654 because peace and unity is the gift that we bring to all mankind. 369 00:35:04,631 --> 00:35:08,860 - What you and all earthlings need to know ... - Yeah, yeah. I get it. 370 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,485 This is good. 371 00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,004 This is gonna work. 372 00:35:18,255 --> 00:35:20,901 You, I need. 373 00:35:22,081 --> 00:35:24,350 And you... 374 00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,942 I want. 375 00:35:27,195 --> 00:35:30,364 Alright, let's go meet the president. 376 00:35:51,254 --> 00:35:53,000 Madam President ... 377 00:35:54,075 --> 00:35:56,400 here is the miracle you asked for. 378 00:36:15,475 --> 00:36:19,163 - Who is this man? - He will lead the campaign troops. 379 00:36:28,048 --> 00:36:30,636 Renate, please... 380 00:36:36,006 --> 00:36:37,854 It's very simple. 381 00:36:38,605 --> 00:36:40,281 The world is sick... 382 00:36:41,075 --> 00:36:43,476 and we are the doctors. 383 00:36:43,989 --> 00:36:47,600 The world has anemic and we are the vitamin. 384 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,500 The world is weary, but we are the strength. 385 00:36:52,011 --> 00:36:55,582 We are here to make the world healthy once again. 386 00:36:55,872 --> 00:36:57,537 With hard work... 387 00:36:58,251 --> 00:37:02,700 with honesty, with clarity, with decency. 388 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:10,666 We are the product of loving mothers and brave fathers. 389 00:37:11,790 --> 00:37:16,878 We are the embodiment of love and bravery. 390 00:37:17,267 --> 00:37:22,710 We are the gift of both God and science. 391 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,300 We are the answer to the question. 392 00:37:26,939 --> 00:37:31,214 We are the promise delivered to all mankind. 393 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:36,250 For that we raise our hand, to one nation. 394 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,189 We step to the beat of one drum 395 00:37:39,285 --> 00:37:42,600 We march to the beat of one heart on this world. 396 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:47,310 We are the people who will carry the children on our shoulders. 397 00:37:47,389 --> 00:37:51,556 In the same way as our fathers carried us and their fathers before them. 398 00:37:52,147 --> 00:37:56,173 We are the one people united and strong. 399 00:37:56,470 --> 00:38:01,302 We are the one people with certainty. Moral certainty. 400 00:38:01,606 --> 00:38:05,611 We are invincible and we have no fear. 401 00:38:07,474 --> 00:38:12,200 Because the truth makes us one. 402 00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:28,100 THREE MONTHS LATER 403 00:38:28,177 --> 00:38:31,939 The moon Nazis are coming. What's wrong with you people, can't you see? 404 00:38:32,023 --> 00:38:33,949 Look, I've been there. I'm telling you. 405 00:38:34,016 --> 00:38:38,100 They have all this moon base, they got this whole like space thing goin' on, and they comin' to take over. 406 00:38:38,150 --> 00:38:41,850 Oh, you never listen to this right? Listen now 'cause they comin, they comin'. 407 00:38:41,918 --> 00:38:46,650 They coming to get us all. Why aren't you guys listening to me? I mean... 408 00:38:49,301 --> 00:38:50,769 Renate. 409 00:38:51,450 --> 00:38:53,360 Washington. James Washington. 410 00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:55,500 - I'm so glad to see you alive. - Is that you? 411 00:38:55,510 --> 00:38:56,801 Yeah! 412 00:38:56,897 --> 00:39:00,100 Look I got one! This is the bitch that made me white as a fuckin' snowflake. 413 00:39:00,150 --> 00:39:01,900 Come on people, help me! 414 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,444 Help me! 415 00:39:14,929 --> 00:39:16,915 I saved your life. 416 00:39:21,002 --> 00:39:26,072 So, you're a formerly dead, black model... 417 00:39:26,143 --> 00:39:28,859 who is now suddenly a living white hobo 418 00:39:28,919 --> 00:39:33,200 after spending a weekend on the Moon. Is that correct? 419 00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:37,026 - Yes, that's correct. - Huh, so I was listening. 420 00:39:37,153 --> 00:39:42,650 And you're Neil Armstrong after his sex change operation. Is this correct? 421 00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:46,377 No, that is not correct. You were not listening at all. 422 00:39:46,837 --> 00:39:49,304 My name is Richter. Renate Richter. 423 00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:54,705 I tried to save this man's life and I think he's stupid, childish and ungrateful. 424 00:39:55,041 --> 00:39:59,742 Okay. Ask Miss. Moon-Nazi here, was I, or was I not on the dark side of the Moon. 425 00:40:02,007 --> 00:40:05,400 Yes, Mr. James Washington was on the dark side of the Moon. 426 00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:07,700 There, what did I tell you. 427 00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:12,600 I am black, but now I'm white. I went to the dark side of the moon, but I'm now back. 428 00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:15,430 And the Nazis are coming to kill us all. 429 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:19,504 And you guys are gonna so sorry that you didn't listened to me. 430 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:27,402 Mr. James Washington, why are you so upset? So angry? 431 00:40:27,621 --> 00:40:30,447 - Get lost. - But I don't understand. 432 00:40:30,527 --> 00:40:33,057 I mean...we made you white. 433 00:40:33,299 --> 00:40:36,864 We taught you about National Socialists message, about peace and unity. 434 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:40,281 You people have robbed me of everything. 435 00:40:40,347 --> 00:40:43,010 My race, my identity, my career. 436 00:40:43,071 --> 00:40:47,132 And I'm beginning to think I am flipping mind too. I mean just everything. 437 00:40:47,572 --> 00:40:49,494 Do you know this? 438 00:40:50,621 --> 00:40:51,847 Yes. 439 00:40:52,544 --> 00:40:54,096 Wonderful. 440 00:40:54,097 --> 00:40:55,397 Come on. 441 00:40:55,884 --> 00:40:59,509 Come on in. I will explain it to you then you'll understand it. 442 00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:05,181 You're a one strange broad. I'll give you that. 443 00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:07,630 You know, you'll pay the popcorn. 444 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:12,442 125 MINUTES LATER 445 00:41:14,050 --> 00:41:16,523 Man, that was bullshit. 446 00:41:23,587 --> 00:41:25,020 It was... 447 00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:30,481 - It was so long. - Yeah. They coulda edited it down a bit. 448 00:41:31,579 --> 00:41:33,659 He was mocking the F�hrer. 449 00:41:34,246 --> 00:41:37,237 I'm getting a sense there's a lot about Nazis you don't know. 450 00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:41,990 - But I am a Nazi. - Yeah, I know but you are not like... 451 00:41:42,713 --> 00:41:47,107 Well like them. A bunch of stupid bullies. 452 00:41:48,097 --> 00:41:50,630 No, I'm sure they're good boys 453 00:41:50,744 --> 00:41:53,425 and loyal to the Reich, and their mothers. 454 00:41:53,622 --> 00:41:56,229 Look, they are wearing the symbol of love. 455 00:41:56,596 --> 00:41:59,016 - The swastika? - Yeah. 456 00:41:59,112 --> 00:42:01,053 I have never heard they call it that before. 457 00:42:01,224 --> 00:42:03,795 No, no, no! No, no, no! 458 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,650 - Good evening, boys. - What have we there? 459 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,640 What we got here, blond hair, blue eyes, nice rack. 460 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,095 Even Hitler would get a hard-on. 461 00:42:18,021 --> 00:42:22,800 - I got this. Look guys, we don't want any trouble. - Why don't you get lost hobo. 462 00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:25,050 Look, I got the funniest story to tell you. Your not gonna believe this... 463 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,071 Stop that, that is enough. 464 00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:33,018 What she needs is a good war. 465 00:42:33,214 --> 00:42:36,597 A war always make the president popular. 466 00:42:36,663 --> 00:42:41,176 Well, I might be able to help her out there. 467 00:42:42,509 --> 00:42:44,074 How do you mean? 468 00:42:44,201 --> 00:42:48,310 One word from me, and the invasion from the Moon begins. 469 00:42:52,508 --> 00:42:55,417 - You never break character do you? - No. 470 00:42:56,746 --> 00:42:59,375 I can never be broken. 471 00:43:00,051 --> 00:43:02,648 - You smell so good. - The time has come. 472 00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:06,493 I will show you my plans. 473 00:43:07,301 --> 00:43:08,900 Come back here. 474 00:43:17,642 --> 00:43:19,808 Look, look. I've mapped out some things. 475 00:43:20,551 --> 00:43:21,946 Oh, big fella. 476 00:43:22,044 --> 00:43:23,900 All work and no play? 477 00:43:30,335 --> 00:43:34,086 Now listen, do you think if I asphyxiate the president... 478 00:43:34,145 --> 00:43:36,523 will the troops stand in line with us? 479 00:43:38,202 --> 00:43:41,682 When I order the moon invasion. 480 00:43:42,315 --> 00:43:44,233 it will be quietless bloodshed 481 00:43:45,566 --> 00:43:49,014 After I eliminate the Moon F�hrer, of course. 482 00:43:59,874 --> 00:44:01,537 Klaus Adler. 483 00:44:11,787 --> 00:44:13,024 Heil Hitler! 484 00:44:14,482 --> 00:44:17,015 You name's not 'Hitler! 485 00:44:18,371 --> 00:44:23,250 So Klaus, is the clown joining us? 486 00:44:24,768 --> 00:44:27,093 What, did you all buy tickets? 487 00:44:29,636 --> 00:44:32,991 Okay, so, do you want to introduce me to your friends? 488 00:44:34,509 --> 00:44:37,664 Get your hooks off me you crystal noob piece-of-shit! 489 00:44:38,925 --> 00:44:41,836 I can make this worth your while. Just please let me go. 490 00:44:41,897 --> 00:44:44,714 Do it, Moon Corporal. 491 00:44:55,214 --> 00:45:01,829 And you want to eliminate the Mondf�hrer? 492 00:45:05,436 --> 00:45:09,714 Do you know the penalty for high treason? 493 00:45:15,976 --> 00:45:19,741 This is flagship Siegfried speaking. 494 00:45:19,837 --> 00:45:23,765 We've reached the orbit and we're ready for the Valkyries to start. 495 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,766 Battleship Heinrich ready for attack. 496 00:45:27,267 --> 00:45:29,967 Battleship Biterolf ready for attack. 497 00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:41,253 - The fleet is ready, mein F�hrer. - Excellent. 498 00:45:41,474 --> 00:45:44,226 They have to wait for my return. 499 00:45:44,311 --> 00:45:50,120 We shall then begin the Meteorblitzkrieg. 500 00:45:50,212 --> 00:45:55,315 We'll wipe all these sub-humans... 501 00:45:55,432 --> 00:45:58,508 off the face of the Earth. 502 00:45:58,809 --> 00:46:00,409 Klaus! 503 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:13,554 I need to tell you that I have nothing to do with you or your plans. 504 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,800 You Nazi-piece-of-shit. 505 00:46:17,531 --> 00:46:21,174 Oh well. A blessing in disguise. 506 00:46:21,270 --> 00:46:25,285 Now I can kill all the enemies of the Reich in one stroke. 507 00:46:28,291 --> 00:46:31,941 Farewell, puppet F�hrer. 508 00:47:06,292 --> 00:47:09,247 He fell for the old one last blow job offer. 509 00:47:11,452 --> 00:47:13,899 God, nazis are stupid. 510 00:47:14,358 --> 00:47:16,714 I commend you on your marksmanship. 511 00:47:21,945 --> 00:47:26,555 Shame. She was such a nice girl Just have to kill her later. 512 00:47:27,813 --> 00:47:30,161 So, it was real? 513 00:47:30,293 --> 00:47:34,807 - All this time. - Never doubt a Nazi, sch�ne fr�ulein. 514 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,057 Farwell, fashionista. 515 00:47:46,083 --> 00:47:48,348 I have a planet to conquer. 516 00:48:14,026 --> 00:48:18,651 I will just grab this. 517 00:48:19,169 --> 00:48:20,521 Bye! 518 00:48:22,823 --> 00:48:24,901 Good luck with the rest of your life. 519 00:48:26,701 --> 00:48:29,070 Unbe-fucking-lievable. 520 00:48:33,447 --> 00:48:36,881 They develop like ordinary women. But look. 521 00:48:36,978 --> 00:48:41,343 Here, no hair, no hair. Like little girls. 522 00:48:41,892 --> 00:48:46,428 And when they do have hair, it looks like... 523 00:48:46,692 --> 00:48:49,726 the mustache of our great F�hrer. 524 00:48:51,601 --> 00:48:54,026 The pictures kind of turn me on. 525 00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:57,306 Sieg Heil! 526 00:49:06,251 --> 00:49:07,820 Mr. Adler. 527 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,056 Where is the F�hrer? 528 00:49:11,070 --> 00:49:14,870 The F�hrer is dead. Long live the new F�hrer. 529 00:49:14,965 --> 00:49:17,734 That's me, in case you're wondering. 530 00:49:23,671 --> 00:49:24,992 Sieg Heil! 531 00:49:25,464 --> 00:49:26,929 This way. 532 00:49:28,630 --> 00:49:30,030 Klaus! 533 00:49:52,294 --> 00:49:53,867 Heil Hitler! 534 00:49:57,722 --> 00:50:02,105 From now on, of course it is "Heil Adler". 535 00:50:13,714 --> 00:50:16,287 Time is 536 00:50:16,859 --> 00:50:18,822 the sin. 537 00:50:19,847 --> 00:50:21,635 I'll see you in Valhalla. 538 00:51:04,567 --> 00:51:07,588 At 5.45 we'll start firing back. 539 00:51:08,084 --> 00:51:11,878 Every bomb will be retaliated. 540 00:51:12,068 --> 00:51:15,093 The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin! 541 00:51:53,384 --> 00:51:57,278 Thank you, Kelly. Moments ago New York has been under attack. 542 00:51:57,355 --> 00:52:02,600 Witness claim to have seen hundred of UFO's appearing suddenly over the city and opening fire. 543 00:52:03,171 --> 00:52:06,886 Billy get that! Get that! Are you getting that? 544 00:52:06,952 --> 00:52:09,586 Kelly, the craft is at least 60 feet across. 545 00:52:09,654 --> 00:52:13,986 I'm seeing what appears to be weapons of some-kind dangling down from the bottom. 546 00:52:14,010 --> 00:52:17,581 Oh my God! It's opening fire! It's opening fire! 547 00:52:17,590 --> 00:52:18,882 I'm getting the hell out of here. 548 00:52:18,953 --> 00:52:22,063 There is little information. But here's what we know at this time. 549 00:52:22,316 --> 00:52:26,276 - Ok you see the thing is, that Klaus... - I know it was you doing. 550 00:52:27,483 --> 00:52:30,912 - It's wonderful. - It's wonderful? 551 00:52:31,168 --> 00:52:33,995 It's brilliant. I'm a wartime president now. 552 00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:36,778 All presidents who start a war in their first term 553 00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:40,038 always get re-elected, I thought, I was gonna have to bomb Australia or something. 554 00:52:40,512 --> 00:52:43,594 But no, you bring me real... 555 00:52:44,704 --> 00:52:48,110 - Who are these guys anyway? - Nazis. 556 00:52:48,615 --> 00:52:52,744 - From the moon. - Real life Nazis? 557 00:52:52,851 --> 00:52:55,805 Holy shit, this just keeps getting better and better. 558 00:52:55,870 --> 00:52:58,700 You are a miracle worker babe. 559 00:52:58,871 --> 00:53:03,252 They are the only guys we ever actually managed to beat in a fair fight? 560 00:53:04,825 --> 00:53:08,114 I'm just like Franklin D. Roosevelt. Only, you know, I'm not spastic. 561 00:53:08,222 --> 00:53:10,446 I knew you would be excited. 562 00:53:10,724 --> 00:53:17,188 So, if you�re our Roosevelt, then who's your General Patton or you know, MacArthur? 563 00:53:17,506 --> 00:53:20,161 Mr Secretary of Defense, do you have any thought on this? 564 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:21,736 Send her. 565 00:53:23,837 --> 00:53:26,526 - Me? - Hey you're the miracle worker. 566 00:53:26,628 --> 00:53:29,018 Apparently you dodge bullets too. 567 00:53:29,609 --> 00:53:33,576 - I wouldn't know... - What to wear? You will think of something, you always do. 568 00:53:33,661 --> 00:53:35,269 Madam President... 569 00:53:35,966 --> 00:53:37,900 ready to face the music? 570 00:54:05,072 --> 00:54:08,721 It's the space Nazis! 571 00:54:26,185 --> 00:54:29,595 Take us upstate. We need to go back to the Moon. 572 00:54:29,691 --> 00:54:31,700 We? No, no, no! See? We rhymes with me. 573 00:54:31,710 --> 00:54:33,249 - And ain't going. - Than, you don't get it! 574 00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:34,955 They have the G�tterd�mmerung on the Moon. 575 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,365 I don't give a damn what they have. 576 00:54:36,436 --> 00:54:39,736 - I'm not going back, to that place. No way! - You want to look like that for the rest of your life? 577 00:54:39,821 --> 00:54:42,535 Great, now this is my fault. 578 00:54:44,215 --> 00:54:48,607 - Let me in. - I am no hero, James. 579 00:54:49,159 --> 00:54:51,080 I need you. 580 00:55:30,312 --> 00:55:32,664 Do you know how to drive this thing? 581 00:55:33,636 --> 00:55:37,813 Well can't be any different than playing 'wing commander' 582 00:55:37,856 --> 00:55:40,472 Let's try... 583 00:56:05,547 --> 00:56:09,441 I swear we do not have nothing on the Moon. 584 00:56:09,508 --> 00:56:11,368 - Japan? - It is not ours. 585 00:56:11,439 --> 00:56:13,041 - China? - It is not us. 586 00:56:13,109 --> 00:56:15,058 It's bloody well not ours. 587 00:56:15,101 --> 00:56:18,738 - I confess. - Yes, North Korea? Confess to what? 588 00:56:18,822 --> 00:56:21,032 The spaceships are ours. 589 00:56:21,912 --> 00:56:26,437 Our beloved leader designed and build it himself. 590 00:56:32,805 --> 00:56:37,492 - What's so funny? - All right, North Korea. Sit down. 591 00:56:50,186 --> 00:56:54,813 - So, it was you India, I knew that. - No, no! This is a sign of peace. 592 00:56:54,909 --> 00:56:58,084 - This is the sign of peace. - Just cut it out, you morons! 593 00:56:58,155 --> 00:57:03,341 These thugs are Nazis and I mean the real, McCoy. 594 00:57:03,533 --> 00:57:06,487 They have been hiding on the Moon just waiting to pounce. 595 00:57:06,696 --> 00:57:10,224 My question is, what do you all planning to do about it? 596 00:57:10,284 --> 00:57:13,477 'Cause we just happen to have a little something up our own sleeve. 597 00:57:13,550 --> 00:57:16,540 And I'm sure that you'll be thankful for it. 598 00:57:16,730 --> 00:57:22,756 May I present to you with the Mars exploration ship, The USS George W. Bush. 599 00:57:27,101 --> 00:57:29,964 Good work, take it to Officer Tyler, please. 600 00:57:33,126 --> 00:57:36,535 This is trajectory, what's our status on the orbit window? 601 00:57:36,961 --> 00:57:38,998 Commander on deck. 602 00:57:49,648 --> 00:57:53,681 The hostile fleet has launched a full scale aerial attack against the United States. 603 00:57:53,771 --> 00:57:58,752 These Zeppelins appear to be carriers and they are operating fully within the thermosphere. 604 00:57:58,807 --> 00:58:03,610 Each of them approximately carrying 200 enemy vessels, and are extremely... 605 00:58:04,308 --> 00:58:07,300 Hell hath no fury, Heir Adler. 606 00:58:07,686 --> 00:58:10,931 Alright kiddies, let's get this show on the road. 607 00:58:20,673 --> 00:58:23,847 Vivian, you look great. How is it going up there? 608 00:58:23,896 --> 00:58:25,835 Madam President, I couldn't be better. 609 00:58:25,896 --> 00:58:28,667 I am packing dozens of mega tons of nuclear warheads 610 00:58:28,714 --> 00:58:32,334 which I am going to carefully place up Klaus's kraut ass. 611 00:58:32,382 --> 00:58:35,575 - Just as soon I get him in my sight. - Carry on, kick butt. 612 00:58:35,641 --> 00:58:38,353 Let's see what that baby can do! 613 00:59:10,725 --> 00:59:14,734 Working at optimum capacity. Ammo consumption within tolerance. 614 00:59:28,570 --> 00:59:33,589 We're coming under extremely heavy fire. We gonna need reinforcement right now. 615 00:59:36,129 --> 00:59:37,774 What the hell is the meaning of this? 616 00:59:37,828 --> 00:59:40,900 Good day mates. This is Australian ship, Dundee 01. Ready to kick ass. 617 00:59:41,009 --> 00:59:42,827 Spitfire reporting in. 618 00:59:42,994 --> 00:59:45,808 Hanging in there W. Canada joining the battle. 619 00:59:45,835 --> 00:59:48,476 This is a direct violation of this nations space treaty that 620 00:59:48,507 --> 00:59:50,699 you all signed, every single one of you. 621 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,320 MIR is ready to join the battle. 622 00:59:57,209 --> 00:59:59,526 That was supposed to be destroyed. 623 00:59:59,879 --> 01:00:04,005 This is an outrage, you're all liars, just like my ex ex-husband. 624 01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:09,476 - Calm down lady, calm down. - Don't you lady me, Pinko. 625 01:00:09,524 --> 01:00:11,752 Okay, who didn't armed their spaceship? 626 01:00:12,410 --> 01:00:15,262 Great, great. That's just great 627 01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:18,350 - You all gave me your word. - But you broke yours. 628 01:00:18,370 --> 01:00:21,087 We always break ours, that's just what we do. 629 01:00:21,548 --> 01:00:23,562 Okay, fine, fine, fine! 630 01:00:23,634 --> 01:00:27,507 Let just beat shit out of these pricks and talk about the details later. 631 01:00:50,951 --> 01:00:52,909 Heroes of the First Fleet, 632 01:00:53,038 --> 01:00:55,543 continue your attack to the last man 633 01:00:55,659 --> 01:00:58,269 and remember you're fighting for the Reich! 634 01:00:58,270 --> 01:01:00,270 Where the hell did they come from? 635 01:01:05,844 --> 01:01:09,165 Prepare an appropriate uniform for the F�hrer. 636 01:01:17,193 --> 01:01:20,599 The Fatherland is calling its children! 637 01:01:20,852 --> 01:01:27,600 This device will complete the biggest war machine of all times. 638 01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:32,400 - The G�tterd�mmerung will fly! - Heil Adler! 639 01:01:55,336 --> 01:01:57,223 This is beautiful. 640 01:02:07,107 --> 01:02:10,400 - Where the hell are we going? - To the G�tterd�mmerung. 641 01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,100 I think Klaus will be there. 642 01:02:22,812 --> 01:02:24,900 What did you think of that? Adler? 643 01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:27,240 Alright, what about this Moon business? 644 01:02:27,250 --> 01:02:30,373 What do you say we head on over and slap them around a bit? 645 01:02:31,915 --> 01:02:35,273 Klaus, baby I'm coming to get to get ya'. 646 01:02:46,845 --> 01:02:49,018 Attention! 647 01:02:50,232 --> 01:02:52,100 Heil Adler! 648 01:02:54,570 --> 01:02:56,180 Heil! 649 01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,927 As you were. 650 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,165 Well? 651 01:03:03,711 --> 01:03:07,783 The Earth fleet will be within firing range in 20 minutes. 652 01:03:11,038 --> 01:03:15,000 - Are your troops ready? - We're waiting for Dr. Richter. 653 01:03:25,258 --> 01:03:29,146 - What the hell is this place? - This is the G�tterd�mmerung. 654 01:03:29,262 --> 01:03:31,497 It will liberate the Earth. 655 01:03:31,897 --> 01:03:33,673 Actually, 656 01:03:34,259 --> 01:03:36,900 it is the biggest war machine ever created by man. 657 01:03:42,023 --> 01:03:47,655 - This is the bridge. There's where I'm going. - I need to find your father, so... 658 01:03:47,751 --> 01:03:50,893 - Where do you think he at? - I think you will find him over there. 659 01:03:51,208 --> 01:03:54,915 Try to sneak in, and please paralyze the engines. 660 01:03:55,339 --> 01:04:00,509 - Or otherwise the earth is destroyed. - Note to self, paralyze the engines. Got it. 661 01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:04,900 - Oh. No, no no no. - What? - You be careful. 662 01:04:05,011 --> 01:04:06,604 - I mean you know... - What? 663 01:04:07,219 --> 01:04:10,745 - Because you like me. - Right... 664 01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:12,515 Oh, come on, a little. I mean... 665 01:04:18,045 --> 01:04:19,491 You like me? 666 01:04:37,569 --> 01:04:40,575 We have a visual on the Nazi fortress, commander. 667 01:04:42,530 --> 01:04:45,201 Obvious and overstated as usually,Klaus. 668 01:04:45,916 --> 01:04:48,713 Alright, everyone, let's get those nukes in action. 669 01:04:48,827 --> 01:04:52,376 - I'm declaring this fortress a free-fire-zone. - But Commander,there are woman and children down there. 670 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,451 The United States of America does not negotiate with terrorists. 671 01:05:00,918 --> 01:05:03,999 - Prime warhead on secondary armament. - Roger that. 672 01:05:04,444 --> 01:05:07,500 - Prepare all available ordinance for ground bombardment.- Fire the fucking nukes! 673 01:05:10,664 --> 01:05:12,202 Nukes away. 674 01:05:47,713 --> 01:05:49,300 Job well done! 675 01:05:54,561 --> 01:05:55,905 Move! 676 01:06:01,382 --> 01:06:04,303 Who dares disturb me? 677 01:06:04,998 --> 01:06:07,037 Dr. Richter! 678 01:06:07,208 --> 01:06:11,117 - How much time do you need? - The G�tterd�mmerung will fly. 679 01:06:11,518 --> 01:06:14,418 It will be ready for the final victory. 680 01:06:14,633 --> 01:06:16,995 Cut the crap. How long? 681 01:06:17,009 --> 01:06:19,610 Let's say three months, give or take a little. 682 01:06:19,711 --> 01:06:21,711 Maybe a little earlier, maybe later. 683 01:06:21,825 --> 01:06:23,859 You have three minutes. 684 01:06:25,503 --> 01:06:29,300 He cut me off. It's not that easy. Russia wasn't conquered in a day... 685 01:06:29,310 --> 01:06:30,776 Hey, quack! 686 01:06:31,352 --> 01:06:32,800 You remember me? 687 01:06:32,901 --> 01:06:34,101 No. 688 01:06:34,300 --> 01:06:37,200 The Moon spook you turn into a snowflake. 689 01:06:41,465 --> 01:06:44,222 Start the Helium-3 engines. 690 01:06:49,573 --> 01:06:51,045 Now! 691 01:06:54,398 --> 01:06:56,421 Start the engines. 692 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:13,200 Oh shit, it's alive 693 01:07:41,810 --> 01:07:45,138 He sure must have the smallest dick in the universe. 694 01:07:49,022 --> 01:07:50,567 Load the cannons. 695 01:07:53,295 --> 01:07:54,982 Time... 696 01:07:58,648 --> 01:08:00,442 to fuck back. 697 01:08:14,055 --> 01:08:16,991 Everyone, take positions around this fat phallus 698 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,928 and wait for my command to open fire. 699 01:08:27,054 --> 01:08:29,874 - Offensive run confirmed. - Let her rip. 700 01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:39,180 Shit! 701 01:08:41,259 --> 01:08:43,353 - Are the cannon ready to fire? - They are. 702 01:08:43,580 --> 01:08:47,400 But the Earth is below the horizon, on the other side of the Moon. 703 01:08:47,792 --> 01:08:49,316 We can't shoot. 704 01:08:50,230 --> 01:08:51,895 Full moon was yesterday. 705 01:08:52,910 --> 01:08:55,510 Let's make a brand new horizon. 706 01:08:55,526 --> 01:08:57,255 Fire at will. 707 01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,460 What the fuck? 708 01:10:03,583 --> 01:10:08,634 Reactivate the system. Weapons sergeant. 709 01:10:28,045 --> 01:10:30,112 We'll see... 710 01:10:31,658 --> 01:10:35,060 The projectiles of G�tterd�mmerung are made out of metallic hydrogen. 711 01:10:35,376 --> 01:10:39,044 it's aggregate state can only be reached under immense pressure... 712 01:10:39,660 --> 01:10:42,542 National Anthem. For motivation, break glass. 713 01:10:42,543 --> 01:10:44,543 The impact can be quite diverse. 714 01:11:06,063 --> 01:11:07,800 It's no time to sing now! 715 01:11:10,170 --> 01:11:11,848 It's a false alarm! 716 01:11:17,039 --> 01:11:22,200 Are you all imbeciles? Go and see what's going on! 717 01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:24,200 On the double! 718 01:11:47,334 --> 01:11:51,420 - Renate. - I won't let you do it. 719 01:11:51,574 --> 01:11:55,300 What will you do? Shoot me? 720 01:12:10,821 --> 01:12:12,784 Good girl... 721 01:12:15,055 --> 01:12:18,478 Renate Richter, my bride-to-be. 722 01:12:18,683 --> 01:12:22,022 You destroyed something beautiful, something wonderful. 723 01:12:22,036 --> 01:12:25,408 A future world full of Aryan children. 724 01:12:25,503 --> 01:12:27,785 Our Aryan children! 725 01:12:30,255 --> 01:12:34,441 But you betrayed me, and for that you shall pay. 726 01:12:35,757 --> 01:12:38,849 Your beauty should adorn/ decorate Odin's table. 727 01:12:38,964 --> 01:12:42,973 - Klaus! Wait! Let me say something. - Now? 728 01:12:45,041 --> 01:12:47,812 - I'm a bit busy. - I have always respected you. 729 01:12:48,627 --> 01:12:50,878 As F�hrer, 730 01:12:51,026 --> 01:12:52,558 and as a man. 731 01:12:53,213 --> 01:12:55,673 I've even loved you. 732 01:12:55,894 --> 01:12:58,073 I belong to you. 733 01:12:58,589 --> 01:13:00,092 To you. 734 01:13:01,007 --> 01:13:02,792 Cute little speech. 735 01:13:03,808 --> 01:13:06,406 But it is too late, my dear. Goodbye. 736 01:13:06,707 --> 01:13:09,507 I understand. I heil you. 737 01:13:10,921 --> 01:13:12,669 My Klaus. 738 01:13:14,504 --> 01:13:17,383 Sieg Heil, my F�hrer. 739 01:13:34,195 --> 01:13:37,902 - Washington, do you hear me? Washington? - Where are you? 740 01:13:38,018 --> 01:13:40,871 - You need to shut down the engine - I'm working on it. 741 01:13:40,872 --> 01:13:42,172 Shit... 742 01:15:50,359 --> 01:15:52,614 Congratulations. 743 01:15:53,406 --> 01:15:54,989 High five. 744 01:15:57,481 --> 01:15:59,545 Well, that was disappointing. 745 01:16:03,038 --> 01:16:06,400 Do you think he suffered? Even just a little? 746 01:16:06,506 --> 01:16:11,997 Vivian, I knew you could do it. You're foxy and salacious, all the way. Congratulations. 747 01:16:12,645 --> 01:16:15,400 - What's Helium-3? - Helium. 748 01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:17,970 Did you say Helium-3? 749 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:22,189 Yes, there is like about 15 to 20 giant towers that appear to be full of this stuff. 750 01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:25,250 - That's ours. - It is? Why? 751 01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:30,000 Helium-3, will make the U.S. independent of all energy needs for next thousand years. 752 01:16:31,350 --> 01:16:32,900 Yes, it is ours. 753 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,350 No, no no. Hear me out. Hear me out. 754 01:16:37,516 --> 01:16:40,923 The moon is American soil. Moon flag, stars and stripes. 755 01:16:41,038 --> 01:16:43,373 Who beat the Moon Nazis? We did. 756 01:16:43,489 --> 01:16:47,671 Well, yeah yeah, alright, you help out here and there, but ultimately it's just like World War II ... 757 01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:49,482 and who won that? We did. 758 01:16:49,996 --> 01:16:52,906 - You lie. - You don't believe me? 759 01:16:53,001 --> 01:16:55,355 Watch the movie. Movies do not lie. 760 01:16:56,370 --> 01:16:58,026 Not the shoes, Jesus. 761 01:16:59,141 --> 01:17:01,272 Vivian, this is the Secretary of Defense. 762 01:17:01,287 --> 01:17:04,850 - Defend Helium-3 at all costs. - But against who? 763 01:17:04,950 --> 01:17:07,009 Against everybody! 764 01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:44,854 Please don't, never again! 765 01:18:45,055 --> 01:18:46,755 Please stop. 766 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,630 What was the Earth like? 767 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,300 Different. 768 01:19:09,007 --> 01:19:11,082 When can we go there? 769 01:19:12,026 --> 01:19:14,080 Soon. Soon... 770 01:19:17,887 --> 01:19:20,162 - But how? - In peace. 771 01:19:24,793 --> 01:19:30,326 Unfortunately that's the story of revenge. It's messy. 772 01:19:30,442 --> 01:19:33,988 Never really works out the way you wanted to. 773 01:19:35,297 --> 01:19:37,501 I feel lonely. 774 01:19:38,489 --> 01:19:42,347 The eternal love of God, the love of God into our hearts, or we will burn... 775 01:19:42,463 --> 01:19:45,556 burn in hell, burning in eternal damnation. 776 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:47,746 Renate. 777 01:19:50,692 --> 01:19:52,009 Washington. 778 01:20:05,288 --> 01:20:06,792 You are alive. 779 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:11,880 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 780 01:20:19,581 --> 01:20:22,340 And you're the way you meant to be. 781 01:20:34,060 --> 01:20:36,824 Are you aware that you are kissing a black man? 782 01:20:45,002 --> 01:20:48,090 I guess you have a lot of work cut out for you. 783 01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:51,200 Subtitle upgraded by Szaki based on zathras69's sub. 784 01:21:51,401 --> 01:21:55,401 www.feliratok.info.hu 785 01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:59,600 www.hosszupuskasub.com