1 00:00:41,910 --> 00:00:44,031 Every fucking morning. 2 00:00:44,232 --> 00:00:45,932 - I heard that. - No, you didn't. 3 00:00:45,932 --> 00:00:47,727 - Yes I did. - I did too. 4 00:00:49,898 --> 00:00:51,897 Hey, Sandy, what the hell. 5 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:55,622 - Mom! - It's just for germs, they're for enemy. 6 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:59,018 - Good luck in your test. - And I need luck. 7 00:01:01,483 --> 00:01:03,500 - [Mumbles], Mom. - I'm sorry. 8 00:01:04,061 --> 00:01:09,115 Have a great day. And remember, own your own power. 9 00:01:09,115 --> 00:01:11,469 You're a powerful little cheek rocket 10 00:01:12,836 --> 00:01:14,215 Sorry. 11 00:01:14,215 --> 00:01:16,765 Don't forget to bring the DVD from my birthday. 12 00:01:16,765 --> 00:01:19,599 I told Lizzie she's not bringing it for show and tell tomorrow. 13 00:01:19,599 --> 00:01:23,712 - Do I ever forget anything? - Just do it! Ok, Mom? 14 00:01:25,598 --> 00:01:26,348 Go! 15 00:02:28,847 --> 00:02:32,631 Welcome to the Frank Magic Jr. 6th birthday celebration. 16 00:02:32,631 --> 00:02:35,758 - We have many famous guests. Famous. Well, we're here. 17 00:02:39,489 --> 00:02:41,189 Cute. 18 00:03:13,275 --> 00:03:15,513 Yeah, that's it. 19 00:03:17,341 --> 00:03:19,473 Oh, Molly, Molly. 20 00:03:19,473 --> 00:03:21,356 Molly Foster?! 21 00:03:21,356 --> 00:03:24,982 You're a magician. A little magician. 22 00:03:26,995 --> 00:03:29,541 Love knowing Sandy's in the next room. 23 00:03:36,827 --> 00:03:39,227 Molly. Yes, Molly. 24 00:03:40,727 --> 00:03:42,839 Oh, my God! 25 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,678 Mom I don't understand why we have to move into the city? 26 00:03:52,124 --> 00:03:56,380 The city is the center of everything guys It will be a fresh start. 27 00:03:56,380 --> 00:04:01,060 Dad said that only minorities and adventured capitalists live in the city. 28 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:02,661 And now we do too. 29 00:04:21,937 --> 00:04:23,747 Are we gonna meet any transvestites? 30 00:04:23,747 --> 00:04:25,378 What's a transvestite? 31 00:04:25,378 --> 00:04:28,550 It is a person who has a penis and a vagina and they live in the city. 32 00:04:28,550 --> 00:04:30,751 That's not what it is. 33 00:04:30,751 --> 00:04:34,067 Alright, guys, it's the place. 34 00:04:34,348 --> 00:04:36,283 I really have to pee. 35 00:04:36,283 --> 00:04:38,714 Can you hold it a little longer? 36 00:04:39,434 --> 00:04:41,176 Welcome to New York City. 37 00:04:41,176 --> 00:04:43,771 We're only here because our parents are getting a divorce. 38 00:04:43,771 --> 00:04:46,249 Not to sight-seeing or see Phantom of the Opera 39 00:04:46,249 --> 00:04:48,062 - Sadie. - You know I have read about this. 40 00:04:48,297 --> 00:04:51,546 It's fairly typical behavior for children of divorced. 41 00:04:51,546 --> 00:04:53,729 How about taking the bags? 42 00:04:53,729 --> 00:04:57,167 Mom, check this out! We're writing our names. 43 00:04:57,668 --> 00:04:59,567 Oh God! 44 00:05:03,764 --> 00:05:06,032 Well, you can't mope around for the rest of your life. 45 00:05:06,747 --> 00:05:10,325 It's only been three weeks, mom. Just give me some time. 46 00:05:10,325 --> 00:05:12,561 Oh, such a smart girl. 47 00:05:12,561 --> 00:05:16,542 But she never graduated college, and you hated her. 48 00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:19,635 But the French, she spoke it so beautifully. 49 00:05:19,635 --> 00:05:21,118 She was from there. 50 00:05:21,118 --> 00:05:25,330 She was a Finklestein, It's hard not to love a Finklestein. 51 00:05:25,665 --> 00:05:28,927 Anyway, I spoke to your cousin Ruth, and she arranged a job interview, 52 00:05:28,927 --> 00:05:31,797 Women's Center, where she used to work, Get you out of your funk. 53 00:05:31,797 --> 00:05:34,319 I have a job, at the coffee shop. 54 00:05:34,554 --> 00:05:37,549 Oh, it's depressing and you're a college graduate, Aram, for crying out loud. 55 00:05:37,549 --> 00:05:41,421 You will finally put that Ladies Studies major of yours to good use. 56 00:05:41,421 --> 00:05:44,676 It's a minor, Dad and it's called sociology. 57 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:48,664 BA from Stanford MA in journalism from Northwestern. 58 00:05:48,664 --> 00:05:52,289 You do realize that this is a fact-checking job? 59 00:05:52,524 --> 00:05:55,976 I have been raising two kids, and 60 00:05:58,377 --> 00:06:00,527 Well, the truth is... I'm getting divorced. 61 00:06:01,475 --> 00:06:05,804 And I'm sure I will be good at this because I'm very organized. 62 00:06:07,774 --> 00:06:11,952 I love sports, well not hockey, so much. 63 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:17,053 You see, once the kids were born I decided to stay home for a while. 64 00:06:17,581 --> 00:06:21,909 Which was OK, because you know, babies take up a lot of time. 65 00:06:22,879 --> 00:06:25,826 Maybe you don't know. 66 00:06:25,826 --> 00:06:30,210 Anyway, eventually they went to school 67 00:06:30,411 --> 00:06:33,164 and I started having more time on my hands. 68 00:06:33,164 --> 00:06:36,451 And I compiled these stat books, 69 00:06:36,451 --> 00:06:39,481 and made up this graphing system. 70 00:06:39,481 --> 00:06:41,082 Yeah, hmm. 71 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,693 How? 72 00:06:58,693 --> 00:07:02,528 Just time, and a great satellite TV package. 73 00:07:03,806 --> 00:07:08,873 Aram Finklestein, that's a Jewish name, right? 74 00:07:14,993 --> 00:07:17,998 What are your feelings about women, Aram? 75 00:07:18,763 --> 00:07:21,160 Are you kidding? I think they're great up until... 76 00:07:21,894 --> 00:07:26,772 Recently I was planning on spending the rest of my life with a woman. 77 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:32,469 Not that I wanted to spend it with a man, I just... 78 00:07:33,004 --> 00:07:35,775 This one experience with a woman, not a man 79 00:07:38,128 --> 00:07:44,098 kinda took away my faith in... Well, I guess, everything. 80 00:07:46,015 --> 00:07:50,535 Aram, I know you took some Women's studies courses in college. 81 00:07:50,535 --> 00:07:54,100 But other than that, do you have any kind of experience 82 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:56,924 that you think might have prepared you for this job? 83 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:04,590 I used to buy tampons for my mother. 84 00:08:05,142 --> 00:08:09,230 You will fit in perfectly, yes. 85 00:08:11,538 --> 00:08:14,097 Thought I met my soul mate. 86 00:08:14,439 --> 00:08:18,402 You met a really hot French girl who needed a green card. 87 00:08:18,661 --> 00:08:20,816 - She was just so... - Hot. 88 00:08:20,816 --> 00:08:22,897 - It wasn't that. - Sexy. 89 00:08:22,897 --> 00:08:26,009 It was something else. She needed me. 90 00:08:26,009 --> 00:08:27,881 Yes, to get a green card. 91 00:08:27,881 --> 00:08:31,981 There's gotta be more meaning to it all than this. 92 00:08:31,981 --> 00:08:36,929 You know living at your parents place isn't exactly... grab a life by the balls you know. 93 00:08:36,929 --> 00:08:38,660 I'm saving up. 94 00:08:38,660 --> 00:08:43,713 I hate to tell you this but... you work in a coffee shop. 95 00:08:44,451 --> 00:08:47,069 And your hot French wife left you for her brother. 96 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,580 Stop it. 97 00:08:49,119 --> 00:08:50,822 Can I get you something? 98 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:54,490 Yeah, this ad says... you have an apartment for rent? 99 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:55,923 Yeah, the owner has a loft upstairs 100 00:08:56,524 --> 00:08:59,721 Which I would be happy to show you. 101 00:09:01,422 --> 00:09:02,722 - Sure. - Cool. 102 00:09:03,723 --> 00:09:05,323 [Whispering]. MILF. 103 00:09:05,323 --> 00:09:08,302 I'm Mitchell, and this right here is Aram. What's MILF, I donot know. 104 00:09:08,302 --> 00:09:10,717 He's trying to figure out the meaning of life. 105 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:15,305 He also is a wonderful babysitter if you ever need one. 106 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:18,027 Just a perk of the apartment. 107 00:09:18,027 --> 00:09:20,960 - Hey, little guys. - Mom, I do not want to live here. 108 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:24,322 I want my own room. How many more apartment do we have to look at? 109 00:09:30,013 --> 00:09:32,909 - I got an apartment. - You're fast. 110 00:09:33,597 --> 00:09:37,515 It's not great, but my husband won't be there so that's a plus. 111 00:09:37,515 --> 00:09:39,786 How are you so well adjusted? 112 00:09:39,786 --> 00:09:43,140 All those years with the PTA, I don't have a choice. 113 00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:44,913 How's the job search? 114 00:09:44,913 --> 00:09:47,680 I got one, fact check for SNN. 115 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:51,503 You are unbelievable, you're almost fully healed. 116 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:55,783 You know everyone says what a nightmare it is to get divorced you're bad, I feel good. 117 00:09:56,448 --> 00:09:58,149 No residual or anything? 118 00:09:58,909 --> 00:10:01,471 This is the best thing that ever happened to me. 119 00:10:01,806 --> 00:10:03,994 Trapped in some suburban hell, same thing 120 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:06,987 day after day like a "hamster in a wheel. 121 00:10:06,987 --> 00:10:08,720 Up on your feet, let's ride to happiness. 122 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:12,229 All you need now to complete the healing is to get laid. 123 00:10:12,229 --> 00:10:14,891 Oh no, that's one thing I'm not ready for. 124 00:10:14,891 --> 00:10:17,011 Look I don't expect you to fall in love with this guy. 125 00:10:18,731 --> 00:10:22,247 This guy? Oh, no! What have you done? 126 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:25,319 A chiropractor, who fixed me up with that whole elevator shaft thing. 127 00:10:25,319 --> 00:10:29,007 Anyway, he smells great, and went to an Ivy League College. 128 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:31,021 - Where? - Santa Barbara. 129 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,685 That's not Ivy League. 130 00:10:32,685 --> 00:10:34,987 Well, he's in great shape, and he has a country house. 131 00:10:34,987 --> 00:10:36,543 And I already told him all about you. 132 00:10:36,543 --> 00:10:39,746 Wait, I think that's the kid who showed me the apartment. 133 00:10:39,746 --> 00:10:41,682 The one that tried to kiss you? 134 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:44,521 No, he just works in the coffee shop right below. 135 00:10:44,521 --> 00:10:47,372 - Too bad, he's cute. - Yeah like 10. 136 00:10:47,372 --> 00:10:49,358 Nice ass, Coffee boy. 137 00:10:54,869 --> 00:10:57,272 Just go out with my chiropractor, and have a good time 138 00:10:57,272 --> 00:11:00,583 maybe screw him, you know, that's seems right. 139 00:11:04,189 --> 00:11:08,029 Why are you here? It's been three weeks. 140 00:11:08,272 --> 00:11:09,772 I came to see you. 141 00:11:36,312 --> 00:11:38,401 Have fun. 142 00:11:38,401 --> 00:11:42,073 There's this huge kid, and he has like so much fat on him. 143 00:11:42,073 --> 00:11:46,671 He sat at me at gym class, and told me who would change my name to Pablo. 144 00:11:46,671 --> 00:11:50,953 Frankie, that is terrible, are you okay sweetie?. it's Pablo. 145 00:11:50,953 --> 00:11:52,383 and yes, it was fun. 146 00:11:52,383 --> 00:11:55,032 - So, listen... - Oh, uh. 147 00:11:55,032 --> 00:11:57,893 - What? - Whenever you say, "So, listen," 148 00:11:57,893 --> 00:11:59,531 is always something weird. 149 00:11:59,531 --> 00:12:02,809 It's not weird, it's just that I'm thinking about going on a date. 150 00:12:03,344 --> 00:12:05,521 I don't know, what I really want to but I, 151 00:12:05,521 --> 00:12:08,595 I think it will be a positive step for me.. 152 00:12:09,371 --> 00:12:11,484 But I just wanted to see how you guys would feel about it.. 153 00:12:11,484 --> 00:12:13,184 Are you gonna have sex with them? 154 00:12:13,184 --> 00:12:14,907 That's an inappropriate question.. 155 00:12:20,835 --> 00:12:25,768 Hey guys, you know, if we're gonna live in the city, 156 00:12:25,768 --> 00:12:28,349 we're gonna have to learn to deal with these kind of stuff ok. 157 00:12:29,384 --> 00:12:32,427 So just stick with me and be polite. 158 00:12:38,195 --> 00:12:40,590 - Hello - Hi 159 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,854 Thanks you for coming in on such short notice. 160 00:12:45,854 --> 00:12:47,597 I won't normally put you on this type of situation, 161 00:12:47,597 --> 00:12:50,523 without some training, but we're really in a vine. 162 00:12:50,523 --> 00:12:53,660 Whatever I can do to help. Ok, great, now why don't you put your suit on. 163 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:55,280 And then meet me at the activities room. 164 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,990 - A suit? - Yeah, it's in the closet behind you. 165 00:12:57,990 --> 00:13:01,949 Now try to hurry, self-defense class starts exactly at 5:30. 166 00:13:02,243 --> 00:13:04,278 Mommy, why do you have to do this? 167 00:13:04,278 --> 00:13:08,429 Because now that we live in New York we're gonna all kinds of different people. 168 00:13:08,429 --> 00:13:10,353 and we need to know how to deal with them. 169 00:13:10,353 --> 00:13:12,144 Like the man with the penis? 170 00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:18,862 So you're walking down the street, and all of a sudden you hear... 171 00:13:20,456 --> 00:13:23,163 hey, sweet lips, I like that ass. 172 00:13:23,698 --> 00:13:27,309 Hey mommy, why don't you come over here, sit on my face...? 173 00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:31,702 Hey, kid, how would like to make a quick $ 100? 174 00:13:31,702 --> 00:13:35,312 Yes, sure. No, you don't kid, you don't want that money. 175 00:13:35,711 --> 00:13:39,275 Self-preservation in a city of predators. 176 00:13:39,776 --> 00:13:42,575 That's what you will learn in here. 177 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,920 Let's meet our perpetrator. 178 00:13:49,658 --> 00:13:50,158 Hi 179 00:13:56,107 --> 00:13:58,765 No words perp unless they're scripted. 180 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,071 Begin scenario eight. 181 00:14:11,082 --> 00:14:13,391 Hey, sweet lips. 182 00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:18,208 Scenario 3. 183 00:14:21,008 --> 00:14:23,854 Hey, baby, that should be illegal. 184 00:14:30,783 --> 00:14:31,283 5. 185 00:14:33,016 --> 00:14:36,534 Mrs. Sanchez, it appears you have a yeast infection, 186 00:14:40,461 --> 00:14:42,616 and an unbelievable set of tits. 187 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:51,860 For our last exercise, I am going to demonstrate 188 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:55,467 what I call, "Ocean of anger. " 189 00:14:55,985 --> 00:14:58,848 Hold on, because we are about to go deep. 190 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,829 All of us as women have developed 191 00:15:01,829 --> 00:15:04,755 a reservoir of resentment and anger. 192 00:15:05,397 --> 00:15:09,208 And these reservoirs put together form an ocean, 193 00:15:09,495 --> 00:15:14,722 and this ocean is available for all us to draw from. 194 00:15:14,722 --> 00:15:19,245 It holds the collective power of every women, 195 00:15:19,245 --> 00:15:24,233 who has ever been wronged in an inappropriate sexual remark 196 00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:28,798 being underpaid for a job you have done better than a man, 197 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,815 ancestor who was a slave. 198 00:15:34,057 --> 00:15:38,381 Or rice picker, or simply 199 00:15:38,381 --> 00:15:40,356 lowman on the totem pole. 200 00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:46,743 A husband who has wronged you, who has cheated and lied to you, 201 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:50,338 or you, or you, or you. 202 00:15:50,338 --> 00:15:54,115 - I'm a lesbian. - See me after class. 203 00:15:54,115 --> 00:15:59,698 All of this anger is present in all of you, right now and always. 204 00:16:00,383 --> 00:16:02,257 I need a volunteer. 205 00:16:06,511 --> 00:16:08,064 Mom! 206 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,260 Don't! 207 00:16:16,637 --> 00:16:20,214 You are going to call upon this history 208 00:16:20,214 --> 00:16:25,057 and unleash the ocean of anger on our perf. 209 00:16:25,057 --> 00:16:27,952 May I, just need a quick bathroom break? 210 00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:30,292 Zip it, perv. Tell him to zip it. 211 00:16:32,316 --> 00:16:35,701 - Zip it, perv. - Again, good, louder. 212 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,901 Zip it, perv. 213 00:16:48,901 --> 00:16:52,674 Now tell him what you wanna tell him. 214 00:17:02,484 --> 00:17:05,530 Dirty little fucking scumbag. 215 00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:09,614 take your diseased riddled whore and fuck her in hell 216 00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:11,279 for all eternity, 217 00:17:11,279 --> 00:17:14,020 May the devil burn you, 218 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:17,072 with hot jagged metal, 219 00:17:17,072 --> 00:17:21,959 and suffocate you with molten fury. 220 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,354 Now, unleash!. 221 00:17:28,561 --> 00:17:29,955 Oh my God. 222 00:17:29,955 --> 00:17:32,237 Is there a safe word I should be aware of? 223 00:17:45,515 --> 00:17:47,147 Time out. 224 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:59,375 My life was never gonna be this way 225 00:18:13,712 --> 00:18:15,635 It's okay. 226 00:18:23,365 --> 00:18:25,326 I know you. 227 00:18:26,499 --> 00:18:29,090 I don't see how getting beat up by a bunch of chicks everyday 228 00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:30,852 is getting you any closer to the meaning of his life. 229 00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:34,209 I'm helping people, I'm contributing to the world. 230 00:18:35,371 --> 00:18:37,395 Not like an actor. 231 00:18:37,395 --> 00:18:41,715 Buddy, I reflect life back unto itself, ok? 232 00:18:41,715 --> 00:18:46,698 Thereby, taking mirror, like a theatre mirror. 233 00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:55,330 - Look at you. - Oh, it's not as bad as it feels. 234 00:18:55,330 --> 00:18:57,651 My mom was sorry she beat you up so bad. 235 00:18:57,651 --> 00:18:59,397 Thank you, Frankie. 236 00:18:59,397 --> 00:19:02,435 Don't worry about it, your mom didn't beat me up. 237 00:19:02,435 --> 00:19:03,736 I have been going through a lot... 238 00:19:03,736 --> 00:19:06,075 - Can I get a blueberry muffin...? - Not right now sweetheart. 239 00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:09,609 I have been going through a lot recently I didn't realize how much it was affecting me. 240 00:19:09,609 --> 00:19:11,699 - Don't worry about it. - Just saying sorry. 241 00:19:11,699 --> 00:19:13,942 - I pick it up. - I helped. 242 00:19:14,348 --> 00:19:16,940 If palm gets squeezed into it, you could die. 243 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,989 I was wondering if I could take you up on your offer 244 00:19:21,024 --> 00:19:22,568 to baby-sit. 245 00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:25,021 If it still holds, that is. 246 00:19:25,021 --> 00:19:27,502 I don't really... I mean, I haven't you know in a little while... 247 00:19:28,037 --> 00:19:30,796 I figured since they, hired at the Women's Center, 248 00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:33,129 You must be trustworthy. 249 00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:39,645 I guess I could pop upstairs some day after work for a couple of hours. 250 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,545 Would Thursday work? 251 00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:44,190 - She has a date. - With a big pimp. 252 00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:48,859 Where do you learn this stuff? 253 00:19:48,859 --> 00:19:53,398 Olivia at school taught me, she's my hell, we play. 254 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,354 What ever happened to kickball. 255 00:19:57,889 --> 00:20:00,150 Would 7 o'clock be okay? 256 00:20:01,863 --> 00:20:03,303 Oh, great. 257 00:20:08,193 --> 00:20:11,853 There are times when the lost must be found, 258 00:20:11,853 --> 00:20:15,973 and other times when the lost must find themselves. 259 00:20:15,973 --> 00:20:17,595 Very well said Rabbi. 260 00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:22,513 Not that he's a bad little boy just misguided, falling in with the wrong crowd. 261 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:26,656 Are you talking about me? I only hang out with you and Dad? 262 00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:31,963 The battles are not only fought on the battlefield, Roberto but also in the soul. 263 00:20:31,963 --> 00:20:34,152 My soul is fine. Great. 264 00:20:34,487 --> 00:20:36,312 What does his future hold? 265 00:20:36,312 --> 00:20:38,318 Mom, he's not a palm reader. 266 00:20:38,318 --> 00:20:40,499 A new job is in order. 267 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:47,168 Luckily, my cousin is a head hunter are you interested in business, Aram? 268 00:20:47,168 --> 00:20:47,918 Yes 269 00:20:49,002 --> 00:20:51,919 Kids, your babysitter's here. Come say hello. 270 00:20:52,841 --> 00:20:55,068 Sadie usually goes to bed a bit later than Frankie, 271 00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:57,504 but due to her unscheduled emergency surgery 272 00:20:57,504 --> 00:20:59,191 she will be going to bed the same time. - Oh my God. 273 00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:04,744 Are you sure I should be staying with her after she just had surgery? 274 00:21:10,684 --> 00:21:13,156 This was her surgery. 275 00:21:13,156 --> 00:21:15,841 I told you it was dead when I found it. 276 00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:18,473 Yes, but I highly doubt its organs have been harvested. 277 00:21:18,473 --> 00:21:21,680 - I hate you. - Can I play Wii? 278 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,064 For half an hour. 279 00:21:26,463 --> 00:21:28,351 - You're gonna be okay, right? - Yeah 280 00:21:28,351 --> 00:21:31,616 Truth is, I didn't know if I want to go on this date, 281 00:21:31,616 --> 00:21:33,734 it's just my friend, she's kinda 282 00:21:33,969 --> 00:21:37,064 forcing me. She thinks I need to get laid. 283 00:21:39,184 --> 00:21:41,184 Release some tension. 284 00:21:43,548 --> 00:21:46,602 Do I look okay? Everything's in order. 285 00:21:47,622 --> 00:21:49,950 It seems to be. 286 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,782 - Goodbye, Frankie. - Bye. 287 00:22:02,682 --> 00:22:05,556 - Hey Frank. - Call me Pablo. 288 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:09,890 He also had some cranial seizures as well as TMJ. 289 00:22:11,901 --> 00:22:13,668 So what did you do? 290 00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:16,677 I went right home and I took out my skeleton. 291 00:22:17,112 --> 00:22:22,226 - Your skeleton? - It's really as weird as it sounds. 292 00:22:22,226 --> 00:22:27,083 I have this bone replica skeleton, keep it the house and I use it to figure stuff out. 293 00:22:27,784 --> 00:22:31,122 This way I can put it in different positions and see how they affect his bone structure. 294 00:22:31,463 --> 00:22:34,410 - It's a him? - Yes it's him. 295 00:22:35,249 --> 00:22:37,388 Thought it would be weird if it was a her. 296 00:22:37,388 --> 00:22:41,202 That way people might think I'm seeing somebody, 297 00:22:41,202 --> 00:22:45,523 and it might actually drive away beautiful women like you. 298 00:22:45,523 --> 00:22:47,604 I am a mom. 299 00:22:48,406 --> 00:22:50,434 Why did I say that? 300 00:22:50,434 --> 00:22:52,987 It's okay, it's alright, I know. It's true. 301 00:22:52,987 --> 00:22:57,942 You are a mom. And you are incredibly beautiful. 302 00:22:57,942 --> 00:23:01,128 You have excellent posture. 303 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,296 Excuse me for just a second. 304 00:23:33,856 --> 00:23:36,794 You haven't told me much about yourself. 305 00:23:36,794 --> 00:23:38,930 My God. 306 00:23:43,592 --> 00:23:46,509 - Hello - I'm here. 307 00:23:46,838 --> 00:23:48,668 I thought I'd lost you for a second. 308 00:23:55,126 --> 00:23:59,580 No, I grew up just outside San Francisco. 309 00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:02,559 That's a great town. 310 00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:07,397 Do you have any hobby? 311 00:24:09,688 --> 00:24:11,364 Just take care of my kids. 312 00:24:11,364 --> 00:24:14,440 No, no, that's not 313 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,400 a hobby. 314 00:24:21,131 --> 00:24:23,316 I used to like to windsurf. 315 00:24:23,316 --> 00:24:26,606 Longboard? Shortboard? Ocean, lake, what? 316 00:24:27,285 --> 00:24:29,747 Lake, mostly lake. 317 00:24:30,948 --> 00:24:33,209 I competed when I was younger. 318 00:24:40,783 --> 00:24:44,932 Competed in windsurfing, That's impressing. 319 00:24:45,403 --> 00:24:46,153 So? 320 00:24:46,856 --> 00:24:49,403 You.. like the beautiful you, you 321 00:24:52,504 --> 00:24:56,554 You are fascinating. 322 00:25:00,632 --> 00:25:02,579 What's your normal job? 323 00:25:02,579 --> 00:25:04,984 - I work at the coffee shop. - I mean your real job? 324 00:25:05,811 --> 00:25:07,451 It is my real job. 325 00:25:07,451 --> 00:25:09,226 but you are in the blowup suit too. 326 00:25:09,761 --> 00:25:11,434 That was just once, I quit there. 327 00:25:11,434 --> 00:25:14,323 - Didn't you go to college? - Yes 328 00:25:14,323 --> 00:25:17,065 I hope I will have a real job by the time I'm your age. 329 00:25:18,882 --> 00:25:20,221 Knockout!. 330 00:25:20,221 --> 00:25:22,331 The Pablo man had knocked you out. 331 00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:26,747 So are we gonna have fun tonight or you're gonna be one of those boring babysitters? 332 00:25:27,282 --> 00:25:28,914 Hey guys, it's me. 333 00:25:28,914 --> 00:25:35,017 I don't know why you're not picking up, Anyway, I hope everything's okay. 334 00:25:37,418 --> 00:25:39,174 Yeah, ok, bye. 335 00:25:40,274 --> 00:25:42,037 Worried about the kids, huh 336 00:25:49,554 --> 00:25:52,100 My new babysitter have not much experience yet. 337 00:25:52,535 --> 00:25:54,903 I know exactly what you need. 338 00:25:58,341 --> 00:26:01,490 See, we all hold our tension somewhere. 339 00:26:02,025 --> 00:26:04,032 For you, it's in your shoulders, 340 00:26:06,868 --> 00:26:10,217 and just a little bit in your ass. 341 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:13,912 There's much experience as I have... 342 00:26:14,947 --> 00:26:18,889 can tell just by the way as people walk... 343 00:26:23,802 --> 00:26:25,937 and even by the way they smile. 344 00:26:34,707 --> 00:26:36,442 No charge. 345 00:26:42,576 --> 00:26:45,202 This thing got my arm. 346 00:26:47,567 --> 00:26:49,518 I'm running through the forest. 347 00:26:50,934 --> 00:26:54,753 Leave me one arm, please don't... 348 00:26:56,911 --> 00:27:00,066 I will get claustrophobic wearing human skin mask. 349 00:27:00,066 --> 00:27:02,303 You couldn't even wear a hulk mask last Halloween. 350 00:27:02,303 --> 00:27:04,824 That's because it was hot and it smelled bad. 351 00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:06,335 - That was your breath, retard. - Sadie... 352 00:27:06,335 --> 00:27:08,158 - Actually... - Come on, you don't need to do... 353 00:27:08,559 --> 00:27:09,859 It's 11 o'clock. 354 00:27:09,859 --> 00:27:12,850 Got to get you to bed before your mom comes home. 355 00:27:15,324 --> 00:27:17,351 - Tell us about the "Exorcist". - Okay. 356 00:27:17,351 --> 00:27:18,816 I don't feel so good. 357 00:27:18,816 --> 00:27:20,564 I might throw up. 358 00:27:22,548 --> 00:27:23,973 This chocolate bar is bigger than you 359 00:27:23,973 --> 00:27:26,574 If you're gonna throw up, can't we do it before your mom gets home, please. 360 00:27:26,823 --> 00:27:29,531 I always throw up when mentioning throw up, and before a girl. 361 00:27:29,531 --> 00:27:31,780 I love throw ups. 362 00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:33,678 - Eew, you love to eat throw up? - Sadie. 363 00:27:33,678 --> 00:27:35,024 What? 364 00:27:35,024 --> 00:27:38,339 You're gonna freak him out you're getting us all in trouble. 365 00:27:38,339 --> 00:27:40,471 You know actually I feels sick.., Frankie? 366 00:27:40,471 --> 00:27:42,756 - That was nice, listen - What?. 367 00:27:42,756 --> 00:27:46,904 Eating a raw skinned pigeon with mustard and rotten milk, 368 00:27:46,904 --> 00:27:50,313 just chewing on those intestines and those little bones.. 369 00:27:50,563 --> 00:27:52,336 Okay, off to bed, come on... Yummy 370 00:28:00,068 --> 00:28:02,101 Touch my cock. 371 00:28:04,218 --> 00:28:06,263 Stop the car. 372 00:28:11,786 --> 00:28:14,156 - You have a problem. - I have a problem? 373 00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:32,416 Thanks for offering. 374 00:28:33,826 --> 00:28:35,999 I'd love to tell you. 375 00:28:38,961 --> 00:28:44,403 In a taxi. It seems like the perfect place. 376 00:28:49,210 --> 00:28:51,112 Hobby 377 00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:01,445 Home making. 378 00:29:05,649 --> 00:29:10,304 How could this happen to me? Do you ever wonder that? 379 00:29:11,419 --> 00:29:14,197 How could I have floated so far 380 00:29:15,262 --> 00:29:19,804 off the path I thought I was on? 381 00:29:19,804 --> 00:29:22,730 I just thought maybe 382 00:29:24,664 --> 00:29:28,261 it would be some meaning to my life. 383 00:29:33,514 --> 00:29:35,576 I'm not making any sense. 384 00:29:45,657 --> 00:29:47,657 Maybe you will come back again 385 00:29:49,601 --> 00:29:53,120 because I think the kids could really use some continuity. 386 00:29:55,530 --> 00:29:56,842 Shit. 387 00:30:00,187 --> 00:30:05,337 I have no fucking money. Can you believe that ? 388 00:30:06,288 --> 00:30:08,041 Can I pay you tomorrow? 389 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:11,695 It's no problem. 390 00:30:19,542 --> 00:30:23,041 Hey it's you, eating a croissant. 391 00:30:23,642 --> 00:30:26,042 French chick must be fading, huh. 392 00:30:26,342 --> 00:30:29,049 - Don't change the music. - What, they're shitty music.. oops? 393 00:30:30,039 --> 00:30:34,786 - What do you think about kids? - I think about making them all the time. 394 00:30:35,858 --> 00:30:39,016 - That's not what I'm talking about. - What are you talking about? 395 00:30:39,601 --> 00:30:44,871 I don't know, being entirely responsible for another human being's life. 396 00:30:46,379 --> 00:30:47,762 It's crazy. 397 00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:50,182 - Aram, aram - Mom's dead! 398 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,949 What? Come on. 399 00:30:55,768 --> 00:30:57,627 She's not dead. 400 00:30:57,627 --> 00:30:59,829 Could be postmortem twitch. 401 00:31:00,464 --> 00:31:02,599 Kids fall back. 402 00:31:09,657 --> 00:31:10,657 Hey. 403 00:31:14,268 --> 00:31:15,768 Sandy. 404 00:31:20,685 --> 00:31:23,340 It's morning. 405 00:31:32,751 --> 00:31:36,821 Oh my God, I slept with a babysitter. 406 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:41,542 You didn't sleep with a babysitter. 407 00:31:41,542 --> 00:31:43,283 We thought you were dead. 408 00:31:44,118 --> 00:31:47,738 Yeah, we thought you might have asphyxiated on your own vomit 409 00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:53,764 Aram can take us to school. because we're already late. 410 00:31:56,032 --> 00:31:58,610 - Could you? - Sure 411 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:02,003 Can you pick them up too? 412 00:32:04,897 --> 00:32:06,911 Are those stat sheets ready yet? 413 00:32:06,911 --> 00:32:07,742 Yeah, printer 4. 414 00:32:11,955 --> 00:32:15,953 Sandy, you got a minute? 415 00:32:23,357 --> 00:32:24,612 Am I fired? 416 00:32:24,612 --> 00:32:26,745 What! Why would you say that? 417 00:32:27,635 --> 00:32:29,619 Because... 418 00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:33,303 I'm so hangover, I guess. 419 00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:36,296 I have two kids and no husband 420 00:32:37,272 --> 00:32:40,136 I haven't had a real job since graduate school. I'm so sorry 421 00:32:41,249 --> 00:32:43,266 Oh, please don't apologize. 422 00:32:43,601 --> 00:32:46,354 I was really calling you in to see if you wanted to write for me. 423 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:53,004 I find the guys stuff gets boring and repetitive. 424 00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:57,549 And I saw that stat book you put together, amazing. 425 00:32:57,549 --> 00:32:59,973 Clearly obsessive, reminds me of me 426 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:04,403 Do you do yoga? 427 00:33:05,615 --> 00:33:07,873 I will do yoga if I could win. 428 00:33:07,873 --> 00:33:10,131 I'm gonna take you some time. 429 00:33:19,293 --> 00:33:22,048 - Thanks. - Hydrate. 430 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,245 Cool, what's your catch phrase gonna be? 431 00:33:27,245 --> 00:33:29,165 I don't think it's gonna be like that, Frankie. 432 00:33:29,165 --> 00:33:32,466 I'm just gonna be writing the basis of the story and she will fill in the flavor. 433 00:33:32,715 --> 00:33:36,159 - What about suck it? - Why are you such an idiot? 434 00:33:36,159 --> 00:33:37,537 It's just an idea. 435 00:33:38,251 --> 00:33:41,181 That's really exciting though, I mean, and you can even get some airtime. 436 00:33:41,416 --> 00:33:44,219 I don't think so. -That will be cool, mom. 437 00:33:44,219 --> 00:33:46,646 You have the face for it. 438 00:33:47,281 --> 00:33:49,062 That's a nice thing to say. 439 00:33:49,362 --> 00:33:52,433 "You have the face for it.", Hmm, love you, love you, love you 440 00:33:53,587 --> 00:33:57,099 I'm just saying that your mom has a face 441 00:33:57,349 --> 00:34:00,851 that would look good on TV. 442 00:34:02,304 --> 00:34:07,390 I'm very together, I never missed taking my kids to school. 443 00:34:07,825 --> 00:34:12,919 You don't have to explain anything, I promise I know what it's like to go through a divorce. 444 00:34:12,919 --> 00:34:14,977 Are your parents divorced? 445 00:34:14,977 --> 00:34:16,987 No, I am, sort of. 446 00:34:17,995 --> 00:34:20,123 You're so young. 447 00:34:20,123 --> 00:34:21,884 When do you have the time? 448 00:34:21,884 --> 00:34:24,036 It was short-lived, her name was Alice, 449 00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:28,186 she left me for her brother. He wasn't really her brother 450 00:34:28,186 --> 00:34:31,713 he was just posing as her brother so he could be close to her 451 00:34:31,713 --> 00:34:33,658 So she could use me to get a green card. 452 00:34:33,658 --> 00:34:37,035 What!? That is horrible. 453 00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:41,112 Yeah, it's pretty bad. 454 00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:46,040 The worst part about it though is I can't bring myself to finalize the divorce 455 00:34:46,590 --> 00:34:49,773 because if I do then she will get kicked out of the country 456 00:34:50,275 --> 00:34:51,913 That would be so cruel, you know. 457 00:34:53,429 --> 00:34:57,286 God, I wished I could get my husband kicked out of the country. 458 00:34:58,033 --> 00:35:00,338 It's that bad, huh. -Yeah 459 00:35:02,220 --> 00:35:05,908 - So sorry. - Oh, no, me too, for you. 460 00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:12,081 You know, Aram this has been really hard for me 461 00:35:12,081 --> 00:35:15,199 and with a new job, there's gonna be some longer hours. 462 00:35:15,734 --> 00:35:18,420 And I was thinking, maybe you'd be willing 463 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:22,237 to help us out on more of a full time basis. 464 00:35:23,866 --> 00:35:25,421 A nanny? 465 00:35:25,421 --> 00:35:28,993 You're not from Trinidad, you're from the Upper West Side of Manhattan. 466 00:35:28,993 --> 00:35:30,684 Did we send you to college for this, Harry? 467 00:35:31,119 --> 00:35:33,390 You always said you just wanted me to be happy. 468 00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:36,643 Within reason, this is not how you contribute to the world. 469 00:35:36,878 --> 00:35:39,077 Mom you work for Ralph Lauren. 470 00:35:39,077 --> 00:35:40,123 People need clothes. 471 00:35:40,123 --> 00:35:42,938 This family needs me, she just got divorced 472 00:35:43,673 --> 00:35:45,736 and she got this great job 473 00:35:45,736 --> 00:35:48,791 and she needs someone to trust to take care of these kids.. 474 00:35:50,794 --> 00:35:52,724 Mom it's not like it's forever. 475 00:35:52,724 --> 00:35:54,330 You know, I'm gonna be making money. 476 00:35:55,424 --> 00:35:56,667 - Harry! - Alright, 477 00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:59,679 you're still going out on interviews for other jobs. 478 00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:03,596 And in the meantime you can't keep this for quite a while. 479 00:37:39,505 --> 00:37:43,360 Let me try it, get a job, I'm a freaking racer. 480 00:37:44,783 --> 00:37:48,832 It's not the same...It's not the same thing. because you have to say the freaking first to make it work. 481 00:37:49,508 --> 00:37:51,206 It's much funnier with the freaking, right? 482 00:37:51,891 --> 00:37:53,768 I'm just gonna go outside and grab a smoke. 483 00:37:58,212 --> 00:38:01,516 Smoke? What are they from stone age? 484 00:38:01,751 --> 00:38:05,640 Please for some goddamn God, you got to find something wrong with every guy 485 00:38:05,890 --> 00:38:08,494 Did you see how long it takes the guy to order a bow wine? 486 00:38:08,494 --> 00:38:12,207 His father owns a vineyard in Napa, so he knows a lot about it. 487 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:13,419 Like he mentioned several hundred times. 488 00:38:14,054 --> 00:38:15,893 He mentioned it once. 489 00:38:16,445 --> 00:38:18,915 Who is calling you? You don't have a life. 490 00:38:18,915 --> 00:38:21,699 It's Aram, he taught me how to text. 491 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:24,541 Oh my God! What? 492 00:38:24,541 --> 00:38:26,318 - You have a thing for the nanny - Oh, please. 493 00:38:29,435 --> 00:38:31,246 He's just telling me that my kids are asleep. 494 00:38:33,045 --> 00:38:33,947 Kids asleep. Frank took... 495 00:38:33,947 --> 00:38:36,231 Frank took two foot long poop, we measured. 496 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:37,938 It's disgusting. 497 00:38:37,938 --> 00:38:42,005 Just keeping me in the loop and I appreciate that. 498 00:38:43,765 --> 00:38:46,517 It's very funny, sincere. 499 00:38:47,351 --> 00:38:50,795 and besides he's a lot more adult than those guys you have set me up with. 500 00:38:51,045 --> 00:38:53,197 In a 24-year old kind of way. 501 00:38:53,446 --> 00:38:56,314 - Let me see what you wrote. - No, no... you're not 502 00:38:59,052 --> 00:39:03,634 About to bail on my date, set up monopoly? 503 00:39:03,634 --> 00:39:07,665 This is pathetic. Seriously? 504 00:39:07,665 --> 00:39:08,802 Yeah 505 00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:15,499 Ok, here's the pussy. 506 00:39:18,029 --> 00:39:23,584 I would love you to meet Sunshine and Cinnamon. 507 00:39:24,453 --> 00:39:26,362 Hi, I am Aram. 508 00:39:26,362 --> 00:39:28,829 They love talking and stuff so... 509 00:39:30,649 --> 00:39:33,032 Try to be normal, alright. Stay positive. 510 00:39:35,074 --> 00:39:36,963 - Sorry. - Aram, hey. 511 00:39:37,758 --> 00:39:39,625 It's a weird name. 512 00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:41,852 Thank you. 513 00:39:41,852 --> 00:39:43,942 Mitch told me he is divorced. 514 00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:46,297 It's weird, huh. 515 00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:50,210 It's kinda normal to me, you know, it's my life. 516 00:39:50,210 --> 00:39:52,332 So I'm kinda used to it, I guess. 517 00:39:54,692 --> 00:39:57,518 I guess if you mean, it's unusual, then yeah. 518 00:39:58,052 --> 00:40:00,333 We will talk a lot about this. 519 00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:02,486 I guess. 520 00:40:05,676 --> 00:40:07,859 I love theories. 521 00:40:07,859 --> 00:40:09,428 Make me a little horny. 522 00:40:12,370 --> 00:40:16,453 I think I'm gonna go. 523 00:40:26,851 --> 00:40:28,629 Hey, it's me, what are you guys doing? 524 00:40:28,629 --> 00:40:30,407 We're just playing "American Idol." 525 00:40:31,042 --> 00:40:34,963 That was truly dreadful Aram Finklestein, awful. 526 00:40:34,963 --> 00:40:38,925 You kinda like a little pitchy in the beginning but dawg, I mean you put it together in the end, 527 00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:40,963 and man you rocked. 528 00:40:40,963 --> 00:40:44,733 Well Randy liked it, but I still don�t' think I'm going to the next round. 529 00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:45,980 I'm not gonna be able to make it home for dinner tonight. 530 00:40:46,515 --> 00:40:49,338 Yeah, no problem. I could feed the kids. 531 00:40:49,338 --> 00:40:51,703 You may have to put them to bed too. 532 00:40:51,703 --> 00:40:53,040 Can be a late one, huh 533 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,183 Yeah, a couple of the Vikings player, 534 00:40:55,183 --> 00:40:57,532 were charged of sexually assaulting a stripper 535 00:40:57,532 --> 00:41:00,097 I have to come up with something fizzy for the board to leave this. 536 00:41:00,532 --> 00:41:04,055 Well, Vikings have been attacking people on ships for centuries now. 537 00:41:04,590 --> 00:41:07,996 Aram, that's good but thank you. I will see when I get home okay. 538 00:41:23,589 --> 00:41:25,361 I'm sorry. 539 00:41:26,477 --> 00:41:32,387 God, I can't imagine to be many more days like this. 540 00:41:32,622 --> 00:41:35,645 No prob, there's dinner for you on the table there. 541 00:41:35,645 --> 00:41:38,776 Oh thanks, you didn't have to do that. 542 00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:43,210 Just whipped up on stuff that I learned on Top Chef 543 00:41:45,828 --> 00:41:49,414 The kids helped, and Frank's pretty good. 544 00:41:50,265 --> 00:41:53,159 Delicious, wow, hmm... wait 545 00:41:53,675 --> 00:42:00,119 I have these two tickets for the fight on Saturday, I thought you might be able to use them. 546 00:42:02,366 --> 00:42:04,906 Aren't the kids with their dad this weekend? 547 00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:08,253 - Yeah - And you don't wanna use this? 548 00:42:08,502 --> 00:42:12,622 My girlfriend's not free and I'm facing another date. 549 00:42:12,622 --> 00:42:14,864 So take whoever you want. 550 00:42:16,790 --> 00:42:19,756 - That's really nice, thanks. - You're welcome. 551 00:42:24,172 --> 00:42:27,143 Hey, I was wondering if you are free this weekend. 552 00:42:27,143 --> 00:42:28,789 because I have got these tickets to the big fight. 553 00:43:08,727 --> 00:43:10,734 I hate it when the ref does that. 554 00:43:11,708 --> 00:43:15,118 Why bother having a rest, just let them bare-knuckle it. 555 00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:20,496 I can't believe you were thinking of that coming. 556 00:43:20,496 --> 00:43:21,383 Me neither. 557 00:43:22,929 --> 00:43:24,699 I can never be like this with Frank 558 00:43:26,456 --> 00:43:30,648 It was like I didn't even know if I was happy when I was with him 559 00:43:31,573 --> 00:43:34,175 What makes people do that? Just coast along. 560 00:43:35,710 --> 00:43:37,505 And you know the thing that really sticks for me 561 00:43:37,755 --> 00:43:41,857 is that I never got the chance to tell him how I felt. 562 00:43:41,857 --> 00:43:44,855 He has this strange ability, 563 00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:49,223 to make me entirely lose my voice. 564 00:43:49,814 --> 00:43:52,124 Like some superpower, it's crazy. 565 00:43:54,527 --> 00:43:56,241 No Voice Man 566 00:43:56,241 --> 00:43:59,383 Steal You Voice Man, Quiet Man 567 00:44:00,830 --> 00:44:02,457 Dr. Silence. That's a good one. 568 00:44:03,292 --> 00:44:05,357 Hey, Aram, right? 569 00:44:05,758 --> 00:44:07,821 Gile from Roscoe Mathis, I interviewed you. 570 00:44:08,090 --> 00:44:10,184 Oh, yeah yeah. How are you? 571 00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:15,828 Dude, you're the only person that's ever said no to us most people would kill for that job. 572 00:44:16,478 --> 00:44:17,483 Sorry about that. 573 00:44:17,483 --> 00:44:20,909 Ringside at the fight, doesn't look like you're doing too bad. 574 00:44:20,909 --> 00:44:23,456 Let me know if you ever change your mind. 575 00:44:25,795 --> 00:44:27,413 - Thanks. - Good to see you again. 576 00:44:30,893 --> 00:44:32,551 What? 577 00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:35,299 It's just an entry level thing. 578 00:44:35,928 --> 00:44:41,376 At Roscoe Mathis? And you let that go to be my nanny? 579 00:44:42,851 --> 00:44:44,600 Idiotic. 580 00:44:45,236 --> 00:44:46,790 I thought so too, for a minute. 581 00:44:46,790 --> 00:44:51,502 I wasn't really thinking clearly there after Alice. 582 00:44:52,861 --> 00:44:58,365 And suddenly I just had a very clear thought in my head. 583 00:45:01,291 --> 00:45:04,323 What really matters are the people in my life. 584 00:45:04,838 --> 00:45:10,265 You and your family were, are some of those people that make me feel good, 585 00:45:10,265 --> 00:45:14,007 make my life good, every day. Anyway, I guess. 586 00:45:19,033 --> 00:45:23,096 That is the most wonderfully 587 00:45:23,096 --> 00:45:25,931 and jaded naive thing I have ever heard.. 588 00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:31,828 It's rare to find a guy who's such a romantic. 589 00:46:01,980 --> 00:46:03,518 Bright light. 590 00:46:08,372 --> 00:46:09,758 Just close those eyes. 591 00:46:10,958 --> 00:46:13,141 - I'm not tired. - You're really gonna sleep this off, buddy 592 00:46:16,568 --> 00:46:18,074 I'm gonna put this here okay. 593 00:46:21,407 --> 00:46:22,880 I really love your kids. 594 00:46:23,949 --> 00:46:25,303 I know. 595 00:46:28,241 --> 00:46:29,731 I had fun tonight. 596 00:46:32,395 --> 00:46:34,143 Yeah... me too. 597 00:46:38,776 --> 00:46:40,652 None of you to call me that word, okay. 598 00:46:40,853 --> 00:46:43,752 It's not a weird word, though It's just means a "female dog".. 599 00:46:44,985 --> 00:46:47,348 I'm not gonna have semantics today, okay. - What are you doing here? 600 00:46:47,348 --> 00:46:50,853 You know what it means, it's not okay to call me that or anyone else for that matter 601 00:46:50,853 --> 00:46:53,194 You have been in the city for a few months they're already totally corrupted. 602 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:56,962 - Dad's play sucks. - Frankie, what happened? 603 00:46:56,962 --> 00:46:59,649 - Aram!? - Guys, careful... 604 00:46:59,997 --> 00:47:02,610 Come on, you late night criminals 605 00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:08,831 Hey, guess what? You wanna give me a million dollars? 606 00:47:08,831 --> 00:47:10,347 We saw a dead junk on the road. 607 00:47:10,597 --> 00:47:11,686 Oh, even better. 608 00:47:11,686 --> 00:47:14,316 We wanted to touch it but dad wouldn't let us. 609 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,601 You're running a home for delinquent boys. 610 00:47:18,601 --> 00:47:20,244 Aram helps me with the kids, Frank. 611 00:47:20,884 --> 00:47:22,907 The kids weren't here, so what's he doing here? 612 00:47:22,907 --> 00:47:25,204 Can I just explain something to you? 613 00:47:25,559 --> 00:47:28,242 You have no rights in this house, okay. 614 00:47:28,704 --> 00:47:30,282 I don't like the way this separation is going. 615 00:47:31,723 --> 00:47:33,052 Oh Really? 616 00:47:33,567 --> 00:47:38,010 Well, I'm loving the way it's going, this is exactly how I envisioned my life. 617 00:47:38,010 --> 00:47:41,031 - Noticed how weird this thing was. - That's mine. 618 00:47:42,265 --> 00:47:44,639 What I wanna say, it's gonna come out wrong. 619 00:47:44,639 --> 00:47:47,090 I want you back. I want our life back. 620 00:47:47,404 --> 00:47:49,030 Why are you doing this? 621 00:47:49,394 --> 00:47:52,823 The truth is I couldn't handle the kids, I just wanted to see you. 622 00:47:53,895 --> 00:47:56,788 You must missed me, at least a little. 623 00:47:59,192 --> 00:48:00,793 I don't want you here. 624 00:48:02,447 --> 00:48:03,969 Of course, I don't wanna be here. 625 00:48:04,872 --> 00:48:07,856 If you're good, I will come back and do the grunge. 626 00:48:16,891 --> 00:48:18,776 You can even work if you wanted to. 627 00:48:19,706 --> 00:48:21,279 Part time. 628 00:48:22,306 --> 00:48:24,061 Imagine this.. 629 00:48:27,626 --> 00:48:32,285 There are so many things I wanted to say to you. 630 00:48:37,571 --> 00:48:39,505 We're not gonna need you anymore. 631 00:48:39,505 --> 00:48:42,421 Unless you wanna grab a bite to eat and you can sit, are you on hourly? 632 00:48:42,421 --> 00:48:45,943 I think Sandy had something that she wanted to say to you. 633 00:48:48,314 --> 00:48:49,759 Didn't you? 634 00:48:59,272 --> 00:49:04,615 I just wanted to tell you about some feelings I have been having 635 00:49:08,051 --> 00:49:09,437 you know 636 00:49:11,409 --> 00:49:14,080 regarding you and your treatment of me. 637 00:49:17,939 --> 00:49:20,159 What she wanted to say was... 638 00:49:20,159 --> 00:49:25,404 and, this is pretty much, word for word, if I remember properly 639 00:49:25,915 --> 00:49:30,089 that you're a dirty little fucking scumbag 640 00:49:30,623 --> 00:49:35,485 and I might be paraphrasing here, but you should 641 00:49:35,485 --> 00:49:40,956 take your disease riddled whore and fuck her in hell for all eternity. 642 00:49:41,159 --> 00:49:42,476 While the devil burns you... 643 00:49:43,443 --> 00:49:46,615 with hot jagged metal and suffocates you 644 00:49:47,764 --> 00:49:49,188 with molten fury. 645 00:49:54,264 --> 00:49:55,707 Fucking nutheads. 646 00:49:57,762 --> 00:49:59,097 Don't come beg me to come back. 647 00:49:59,718 --> 00:50:01,310 This was the last straw. 648 00:50:06,742 --> 00:50:08,423 That was really good. 649 00:50:13,872 --> 00:50:17,552 And by the way, I never loved you. 650 00:50:18,169 --> 00:50:20,773 And I'm changing our son's name to Pablo 651 00:50:21,278 --> 00:50:23,550 so I'm never have to be reminded of you. 652 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,591 And suck at your little bitch. 653 00:50:31,726 --> 00:50:33,879 You are off tomorrow, come take me out. 654 00:50:35,959 --> 00:50:38,395 Dude, back in the saddle! 655 00:50:38,395 --> 00:50:40,724 Who's the unsuspecting lovely lady? 656 00:50:42,170 --> 00:50:43,765 - Her name? - Yes 657 00:50:44,643 --> 00:50:47,803 The thing that you will be calling out in bed. 658 00:50:48,271 --> 00:50:49,786 if she's all upon you... 659 00:50:54,141 --> 00:50:55,554 Sandy 660 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,823 It's your boss' name, isn't it? 661 00:50:59,722 --> 00:51:02,689 Wait a minute, are you gonna date your boss? 662 00:51:04,370 --> 00:51:05,733 Oh that's hot. 663 00:51:06,933 --> 00:51:08,737 Oh, wait no, she's like 60 though, I thought. 664 00:51:08,965 --> 00:51:10,275 She's 40. 665 00:51:10,944 --> 00:51:12,540 But she got like a hundred kids though. 666 00:51:13,510 --> 00:51:14,260 Two 667 00:51:15,107 --> 00:51:18,715 So, when's this all going down? 668 00:51:19,582 --> 00:51:21,673 Actually, tonight. 669 00:51:23,585 --> 00:51:24,976 Dude... 670 00:51:26,089 --> 00:51:28,122 tonight's my showcase. 671 00:51:28,537 --> 00:51:30,568 I sent you a postcard. 672 00:51:31,970 --> 00:51:36,541 Right. It's just that she already hired another babysitter. 673 00:51:37,881 --> 00:51:45,262 Work's been really busy so finding another time would be virtually impossible. 674 00:51:45,262 --> 00:51:46,982 You will understand. 675 00:51:47,599 --> 00:51:54,242 Welcome one and all to the second annual Holligan theater, group showcase workshop 676 00:51:54,242 --> 00:51:59,443 I am your host, actor, director, choreographer, Magnus Croom 677 00:52:00,076 --> 00:52:01,580 Thank you. 678 00:52:05,514 --> 00:52:07,685 You are about to see 46 679 00:52:08,514 --> 00:52:14,670 of the most daring the most empathetic beings in this out fair city. 680 00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:21,208 offering to you, performances from their favorite works of stage and screen. 681 00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:23,224 Please keep your seats throughout. 682 00:52:23,575 --> 00:52:28,301 for there will be no intermission. Thank you and let the magic begin. 683 00:52:28,551 --> 00:52:29,391 Stella! 684 00:52:38,015 --> 00:52:38,855 Stella! 685 00:52:43,036 --> 00:52:44,435 To be.. 686 00:52:46,516 --> 00:52:47,882 or not be. 687 00:52:49,159 --> 00:52:50,649 That is the question 688 00:52:51,423 --> 00:52:53,282 Whether it is nobler 689 00:52:53,282 --> 00:52:59,239 in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune 690 00:53:11,671 --> 00:53:13,371 There he is. 691 00:53:20,101 --> 00:53:21,477 I had him in view. 692 00:53:21,477 --> 00:53:23,753 I was feeling over the edge into a dive. 693 00:53:25,082 --> 00:53:28,992 He saw me when I moved in for the kill. 694 00:53:28,992 --> 00:53:33,538 Is that how you remember it, Maverick? 695 00:53:33,538 --> 00:53:37,657 - Is this Top Gun? - I'm pretty sure. 696 00:53:37,657 --> 00:53:40,923 The rules of engagement are not flexible, Maverick. 697 00:53:42,851 --> 00:53:48,431 They are there for your safety you will obey them, is that clear? 698 00:53:48,431 --> 00:53:50,281 Maverick! 699 00:53:50,571 --> 00:53:52,158 Yes, sir, perfectly clear. 700 00:53:52,158 --> 00:53:53,670 I guess we... 701 00:53:54,273 --> 00:53:55,649 I... 702 00:53:56,129 --> 00:53:57,951 was just a little over enthusiastic. 703 00:53:57,951 --> 00:54:00,425 I guess you were... 704 00:54:04,694 --> 00:54:05,994 Dismissed (Sounds like Platoon)! 705 00:54:08,939 --> 00:54:10,303 Dismissed! 706 00:54:16,581 --> 00:54:21,330 Hey, oh bro, I'm so glad you made it. 707 00:54:22,670 --> 00:54:26,320 I made it... I'm here. 708 00:54:27,914 --> 00:54:30,049 .. saw the whole thing. 709 00:54:30,827 --> 00:54:32,492 Even your part. 710 00:54:34,757 --> 00:54:37,468 Was that Top Gun? -You know it was. 711 00:54:42,999 --> 00:54:45,122 We thought you were really great. 712 00:54:45,122 --> 00:54:48,119 I loved your postmodern take on the whole thing 713 00:54:48,119 --> 00:54:53,501 and it was creative how you acknowledged how derivative it was. 714 00:54:56,361 --> 00:54:57,997 Thank you. 715 00:54:59,631 --> 00:55:01,399 Thank you so much. 716 00:55:03,313 --> 00:55:05,396 I told you guys... 717 00:55:05,943 --> 00:55:08,204 I told you people would get it. 718 00:55:09,204 --> 00:55:11,486 You gotta go party with us. 719 00:55:26,358 --> 00:55:28,062 I guess in a tree house. 720 00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:36,028 Outdoor shower. 721 00:55:38,435 --> 00:55:41,468 Refrigerator -In a refrigerator? 722 00:55:41,792 --> 00:55:43,233 All over it. 723 00:55:43,942 --> 00:55:46,597 In the display case of the coffee shop where I work. 724 00:55:51,332 --> 00:55:52,841 Don't do that.. 725 00:56:01,742 --> 00:56:03,505 The craziest place 726 00:56:04,741 --> 00:56:06,063 I have to say... 727 00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:09,310 on the surfboard, in the ocean. 728 00:56:14,427 --> 00:56:16,097 Sesha buche. 729 00:56:22,985 --> 00:56:24,659 It's really romantic. 730 00:57:06,770 --> 00:57:08,486 Hello, Aram. 731 00:57:09,402 --> 00:57:12,460 I have been thinking a lot about you lately. 732 00:57:13,932 --> 00:57:15,634 Hi, Alice. 733 00:57:17,770 --> 00:57:21,555 I have regrets about, you know, how I broke up with you 734 00:57:22,896 --> 00:57:25,822 I found I have this problem with sex 735 00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:32,775 because I just use it to get what I want and I really think that's what I did with you. 736 00:57:37,010 --> 00:57:39,066 I would love to meet with you, 737 00:57:39,066 --> 00:57:45,003 so we can talk and make some apologies to you. 738 00:57:45,846 --> 00:57:49,097 - Amends? - Yes, amends. 739 00:57:51,113 --> 00:57:52,430 I'm really sorry. 740 00:57:53,573 --> 00:57:58,605 You know, I should get going. I don't wanna keep my sister waiting. 741 00:57:58,855 --> 00:58:00,211 What? 742 00:58:11,016 --> 00:58:12,619 - I'm so hot. - Tell me about it. 743 00:58:39,354 --> 00:58:41,774 So? It was... 744 00:58:41,774 --> 00:58:43,273 Long. 745 00:58:43,273 --> 00:58:46,617 I know, I think that you went to a hotel or something. 746 00:58:46,617 --> 00:58:47,822 Oh please. 747 00:58:50,949 --> 00:58:53,960 Honey, what's with your hair? 748 00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:55,443 What? 749 00:58:58,846 --> 00:59:00,280 Okay, fine. 750 00:59:01,958 --> 00:59:04,870 It was awkward and cute and tedious. 751 00:59:05,764 --> 00:59:07,698 Did you just say cute and tedious? 752 00:59:07,698 --> 00:59:10,929 I mean he's a kid and it was tedious. 753 00:59:11,359 --> 00:59:13,119 Sounds like you didn't give him a chance. 754 00:59:13,571 --> 00:59:17,957 - Did you even kiss those young, supple lips? - We didn't get there. 755 00:59:18,207 --> 00:59:22,771 We went to his friend's acting showcase and to this after party at The Loft 756 00:59:22,771 --> 00:59:24,211 Acting showcase? 757 00:59:24,211 --> 00:59:26,399 But now I need a bath. 758 00:59:26,399 --> 00:59:28,513 Alright. My God 759 00:59:31,166 --> 00:59:32,513 What? 760 00:59:34,274 --> 00:59:36,408 Thanks for babysitting. 761 00:59:36,408 --> 00:59:37,948 Okay. 762 00:59:38,307 --> 00:59:41,539 - Sorry you couldn't get laid. - Shut up. 763 00:59:53,771 --> 00:59:55,884 Tedious. -Just to get rid of her. 764 00:59:59,123 --> 01:00:00,969 It was or it wasn't it? 765 01:00:02,555 --> 01:00:06,403 - Oh wait a minute, not quite so much tongue. - That's specific. 766 01:00:17,067 --> 01:00:18,421 Oh, God. 767 01:00:24,042 --> 01:00:25,376 That's gross. 768 01:00:25,376 --> 01:00:27,299 - Oh shit. - Oh, God. 769 01:00:31,388 --> 01:00:34,856 Frank? What are you doing up? 770 01:00:35,366 --> 01:00:36,835 Was Aram peeing on you? 771 01:00:36,835 --> 01:00:37,585 No! 772 01:00:39,436 --> 01:00:41,291 I would never do that. 773 01:00:41,665 --> 01:00:44,559 Okay, are you sleeping over? 774 01:00:45,463 --> 01:00:46,787 - No. - No. 775 01:00:47,252 --> 01:00:48,594 - No? - Oh, well. 776 01:00:50,927 --> 01:00:52,356 Don't forget your pants. 777 01:00:55,673 --> 01:00:58,991 So does that mean you and mom are gonna have a baby? No! 778 01:00:58,991 --> 01:01:02,009 I don't get it you said that sperm makes a baby. 779 01:01:02,009 --> 01:01:03,415 Sperm. and it does. 780 01:01:06,575 --> 01:01:09,509 Can we stop talking about this, please? 781 01:01:11,214 --> 01:01:14,006 I like your mother and I think she likes me, 782 01:01:14,436 --> 01:01:16,203 and it's all that's important. 783 01:01:16,203 --> 01:01:18,221 You also work for her. 784 01:01:18,221 --> 01:01:20,968 - Whose turn is it? - Mine. 785 01:01:23,208 --> 01:01:24,570 Okay. 786 01:01:25,155 --> 01:01:28,968 Come on, Frankie, let's get off the doughnut. 787 01:01:32,604 --> 01:01:34,642 How is that possible? 788 01:01:35,049 --> 01:01:36,681 So, you like mom. 789 01:01:37,496 --> 01:01:40,083 - Are you two gonna date now? - I don't know. 790 01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:42,375 You don't really know anything, do you? 791 01:01:43,199 --> 01:01:46,662 - I mean, she's kind of your girlfriend. - Are you gonna be our new dad? 792 01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:49,691 - and if so, who will be our nanny? - Yeah, and what do we call you? 793 01:01:49,691 --> 01:01:55,836 Jesus, I'm not being nominated to supreme court here guys, I just had sex with your mother. 794 01:01:57,566 --> 01:02:01,082 When I say sex, I mean that I gave her 795 01:02:01,423 --> 01:02:02,881 a nice massage. 796 01:02:02,881 --> 01:02:04,340 With sperm. 797 01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:09,882 Oh, you conniving little liar. Oh is he hiding in the hall? 798 01:02:10,132 --> 01:02:12,698 My God, he was. 799 01:02:12,698 --> 01:02:14,885 - It's all so dirty. - Dirty? 800 01:02:15,407 --> 01:02:17,313 Ok, it's a little dirty 801 01:02:19,448 --> 01:02:24,899 Well you got that out of your system. Now you're free to meet your next real guy. 802 01:02:25,237 --> 01:02:26,944 What does that mean? 803 01:02:26,944 --> 01:02:31,023 What, it means now when you meet a viable man he won't have to be your rebound. 804 01:02:31,273 --> 01:02:33,084 because your nanny was your rebound. 805 01:02:33,084 --> 01:02:35,729 Gives you pleasure to say that, doesn't it? 806 01:02:37,007 --> 01:02:39,245 I'm not sure of buying that "The Rebound" thing. 807 01:02:39,495 --> 01:02:40,899 Oh what, you're gonna date the nanny? 808 01:02:40,899 --> 01:02:44,361 Was having one night stand with a nanny more dignified? 809 01:02:44,816 --> 01:02:46,836 No, just more practical 810 01:02:49,006 --> 01:02:50,406 Wait a minute. 811 01:02:50,755 --> 01:02:52,667 You actually have feelings for this kid? 812 01:02:52,667 --> 01:02:54,579 Feelings? I have feelings for everyone. 813 01:02:54,579 --> 01:02:55,951 That's the way the world works. 814 01:02:55,951 --> 01:02:58,993 God, you're in serious justification mode. 815 01:02:59,853 --> 01:03:01,981 Why do you have to be so cynical? 816 01:03:02,751 --> 01:03:07,508 I mean, I don't judge your blatant disregard's recycling. 817 01:03:11,122 --> 01:03:13,989 This is not about judgment. This is about my friend. 818 01:03:13,989 --> 01:03:16,857 and what is realistic and what is not realistic for her. 819 01:03:17,123 --> 01:03:20,090 It's about me not wanting to see you get hurt. 820 01:03:20,090 --> 01:03:21,683 Happy birthday... -Thank you. 821 01:03:22,767 --> 01:03:25,476 Are you one? Are you two? Are you three ... 822 01:03:28,139 --> 01:03:30,069 We get it. 823 01:03:33,889 --> 01:03:35,646 You need anything? 824 01:03:39,427 --> 01:03:40,733 Stop it. 825 01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:42,222 Okay. 826 01:03:45,831 --> 01:03:48,113 So did Aram tell you about this operation I'm having? 827 01:03:48,113 --> 01:03:50,380 - Harry? - No. 828 01:03:51,178 --> 01:03:53,438 They're gonna give me a new asshole. 829 01:03:53,438 --> 01:03:54,715 There are children here. 830 01:03:54,715 --> 01:03:56,867 - Cool, like from a dead guy? - Sadie. 831 01:03:56,867 --> 01:04:00,500 I think they're gonna just fashion one out of something. 832 01:04:00,769 --> 01:04:03,573 Hopefully, something elastic. 833 01:04:04,328 --> 01:04:05,724 Awesome. 834 01:04:06,206 --> 01:04:07,800 Excuse me. 835 01:04:14,231 --> 01:04:15,231 This is so... weird. 836 01:04:19,658 --> 01:04:21,527 My dad telling you about his surgery? 837 01:04:21,527 --> 01:04:24,418 Yeah.. I didn't know they can even do that. 838 01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:28,660 You look really pretty.. 839 01:04:30,656 --> 01:04:32,950 No, no... 840 01:04:32,950 --> 01:04:35,978 - We are in your parent's house - I know. 841 01:04:39,330 --> 01:04:41,021 Where is everybody? 842 01:04:43,851 --> 01:04:45,865 Just a little red, I don't think it's trapped. 843 01:04:49,891 --> 01:04:51,667 Cake time. 844 01:04:53,791 --> 01:04:55,871 This one is just from me. 845 01:04:58,847 --> 01:05:02,049 Gummy bears and hand lotion. 846 01:05:03,573 --> 01:05:05,322 Thanks, Dad. 847 01:05:11,625 --> 01:05:13,305 Please. Open your mother's. 848 01:05:13,555 --> 01:05:15,984 - No, no, he will open yours. - You're his mother. 849 01:05:15,984 --> 01:05:18,545 Well, you're his employer. I insist. 850 01:05:18,954 --> 01:05:20,692 You will love it. 851 01:05:23,311 --> 01:05:24,784 It's not fake poop, is it? 852 01:05:24,784 --> 01:05:27,164 - No. - That's for Christmas. 853 01:05:27,164 --> 01:05:28,798 Oh, you have Christmas. 854 01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:32,045 What do we got here? 855 01:05:39,630 --> 01:05:41,841 The human totem pole. 856 01:05:44,545 --> 01:05:46,398 Gotta get you up here next time 857 01:05:46,398 --> 01:05:47,623 I don't think so. 858 01:05:48,093 --> 01:05:50,088 This is great, thank you so much. 859 01:05:50,338 --> 01:05:52,369 - Good. - This is perfect. 860 01:05:57,867 --> 01:05:58,730 Thanks Mom. 861 01:05:58,730 --> 01:06:01,204 - That one's just from me. - So nice. 862 01:06:02,533 --> 01:06:03,795 Where did you get these butterflies? 863 01:06:03,795 --> 01:06:08,703 My grandmother gave that to my father and I think it's time for you to have that. 864 01:06:20,765 --> 01:06:23,589 The message applies all these years later. 865 01:06:24,858 --> 01:06:28,103 A mother's love can never be replaced. 866 01:06:29,284 --> 01:06:30,976 - Never. - Never. 867 01:06:32,990 --> 01:06:34,490 Thanks, Mom. 868 01:06:36,980 --> 01:06:38,363 It's antique. 869 01:06:38,363 --> 01:06:41,018 - Whoa, that's cool - Beautiful. 870 01:06:41,263 --> 01:06:45,146 - I might throw up. - What's the chances? 871 01:06:45,998 --> 01:06:47,248 60-40 872 01:06:51,204 --> 01:06:52,848 Which direction? 873 01:06:54,659 --> 01:06:56,279 70-30. now. 874 01:07:00,361 --> 01:07:03,878 At least you're, we're in your percentages. 875 01:07:06,460 --> 01:07:08,312 Sing me a song. 876 01:07:08,820 --> 01:07:10,813 No, you have to go to bed. 877 01:07:10,813 --> 01:07:13,676 Sing me a song, or I will blow up on you. 878 01:07:14,225 --> 01:07:16,213 When you put it that way. 879 01:07:16,776 --> 01:07:21,251 Let' me see. Let me reach into my repertoire here. 880 01:08:20,433 --> 01:08:22,454 Blow up. 881 01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:29,740 Stay tonight. 882 01:08:42,235 --> 01:08:42,300 Two Months Later 883 01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:46,579 Are we sure this guy is real? I mean, has anybody met him? 884 01:08:46,829 --> 01:08:48,823 He has no time to meet us, he has high school and all that homework... 885 01:08:50,405 --> 01:08:52,092 Isn't he on a baseball team? 886 01:08:52,566 --> 01:08:53,898 He's just running a little late. 887 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:57,649 Well, he's definitely responsible for an attitude change, because you 888 01:08:58,659 --> 01:08:59,936 well, you can't just stop smiling. 889 01:08:59,936 --> 01:09:03,448 - She's glowing. - Well, he's doing something right. 890 01:09:04,993 --> 01:09:07,042 I am sorry I'm late. 891 01:09:07,955 --> 01:09:11,328 Babysitter needs to be walked through everything. 892 01:09:13,478 --> 01:09:13,935 Hi. 893 01:09:13,935 --> 01:09:15,332 I'm Aram. 894 01:09:15,332 --> 01:09:17,209 I'm sorry, this is Aram. 895 01:09:17,821 --> 01:09:20,282 Would you like a coke or something? 896 01:09:20,282 --> 01:09:22,744 - Scott. - I will take some wine.. 897 01:09:27,604 --> 01:09:30,170 So Aram, I have heard a lot about you. 898 01:09:30,553 --> 01:09:32,049 I hope all good things. 899 01:09:32,049 --> 01:09:36,090 That you're wonderful with children, that you're a great cook... 900 01:09:36,538 --> 01:09:39,338 that you were born in 1983. 901 01:09:39,818 --> 01:09:42,596 Jesus! I was pregnant in 1983. 902 01:09:42,596 --> 01:09:47,621 Let's just go on and get it out on the table, get it out in the open so we can enjoy our dinner. 903 01:09:47,871 --> 01:09:49,937 Yes, I was born in the early 80s. 904 01:09:49,937 --> 01:09:53,531 She also told me that you were very handsome and that seems to be true. 905 01:09:53,828 --> 01:09:55,853 I think that it's great you guys are together. 906 01:09:56,174 --> 01:09:57,607 In the words of The Bart: 907 01:09:58,679 --> 01:10:00,356 "The heart wants what it wants. " 908 01:10:00,558 --> 01:10:02,102 You are so gay. 909 01:10:03,954 --> 01:10:05,837 Sir, are you ready? 910 01:10:05,837 --> 01:10:07,474 I can be. 911 01:10:08,236 --> 01:10:13,339 Scott, right? Do you mind if I borrow your glasses? 912 01:10:15,789 --> 01:10:19,811 You know, I'm just kidding, I'm only 25, I don't need reading glasses. 913 01:10:30,478 --> 01:10:32,918 Don't you wanna 914 01:10:32,918 --> 01:10:35,483 travel around the world, you know 915 01:10:35,897 --> 01:10:39,223 get crazy, rock Cleveland 916 01:10:39,223 --> 01:10:43,154 do things that people your age supposed to do? 917 01:10:44,197 --> 01:10:45,679 Rock Cleveland? 918 01:10:45,679 --> 01:10:47,514 Yeah, rock it. 919 01:10:53,432 --> 01:10:54,807 You know what I mean Live. 920 01:10:56,225 --> 01:10:59,826 To tell you the truth this is the most alive I have ever felt. 921 01:10:59,826 --> 01:11:01,690 You have to be so goddamn romantic. 922 01:11:05,712 --> 01:11:08,635 What about kids? Kids of your own.. 923 01:11:08,635 --> 01:11:09,632 It's not like you're 50. 924 01:11:09,958 --> 01:11:11,730 But I'm an old 40. 925 01:11:12,029 --> 01:11:13,687 What the hell does that mean? 926 01:11:14,414 --> 01:11:16,080 I'm wrinkly. 927 01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:19,264 You have no wrinkles on your face, do you? 928 01:11:20,269 --> 01:11:23,562 You seem to have eyes, something that I really love about you. 929 01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:25,995 I love you. 930 01:11:28,621 --> 01:11:32,632 and when you compliment me I love it, when you compliment me. 931 01:11:32,632 --> 01:11:34,192 You know, I heard you the first time. 932 01:11:36,523 --> 01:11:38,213 I have no idea what you were referring to. 933 01:11:38,213 --> 01:11:42,083 - No? You said I love you. - I didn't say that. 934 01:11:42,695 --> 01:11:44,800 I'm pretty sure you did. 935 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,028 And I love you too. 936 01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:48,219 Really? 937 01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:50,810 Sorry, but I do. 938 01:11:54,576 --> 01:11:57,104 Let's just... take it slowly. 939 01:12:06,610 --> 01:12:08,306 Slowly. 940 01:12:17,754 --> 01:12:22,523 Teram Owens, the man who wore baggage than a first class passenger on the Titanic 941 01:12:22,523 --> 01:12:23,875 Reaching but funny. 942 01:12:23,875 --> 01:12:26,541 T.O. the pig fan of the National Football League 943 01:12:27,234 --> 01:12:31,586 wherever he goes he is surrounded by distinct controversy. 944 01:12:32,217 --> 01:12:33,672 I like it. 945 01:12:33,672 --> 01:12:36,133 All that sex really agrees with your creative side. 946 01:12:37,003 --> 01:12:39,594 Are you alright, sweetie? You look pale. 947 01:12:40,069 --> 01:12:42,137 No, I'm just dizzy from following you around. 948 01:12:43,822 --> 01:12:45,613 Well, get that to me, please 949 01:12:45,613 --> 01:12:46,874 Right away. 950 01:12:58,272 --> 01:12:59,631 Alright. 951 01:13:01,612 --> 01:13:03,386 It helps me think. 952 01:13:19,725 --> 01:13:21,501 We should talk. 953 01:13:23,759 --> 01:13:25,519 I knew this was coming. 954 01:13:28,711 --> 01:13:31,337 You think the books that I read are too juvenile. 955 01:13:31,337 --> 01:13:33,963 I know, it's just I have always liked this stuff.. 956 01:13:33,963 --> 01:13:35,637 I'm pregnant. 957 01:13:40,361 --> 01:13:41,998 But... 958 01:13:41,998 --> 01:13:44,457 I pull out most of the time. 959 01:13:46,889 --> 01:13:49,987 I know you're not ready for this, just that I know that 960 01:13:50,237 --> 01:13:52,358 I'd feel the same way if I were you... 961 01:13:54,634 --> 01:13:58,689 I just thought that we, that you wanted to take things slowly. 962 01:14:00,535 --> 01:14:01,885 I did. 963 01:14:05,296 --> 01:14:06,627 This is... 964 01:14:08,188 --> 01:14:09,548 big. 965 01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:13,801 This is... Very... big. 966 01:14:13,801 --> 01:14:15,843 I should have been more careful. 967 01:14:16,537 --> 01:14:21,107 I know this sounds crazy 968 01:14:23,908 --> 01:14:26,406 but I think I wanted this to happen. 969 01:14:29,548 --> 01:14:30,933 What? 970 01:14:32,547 --> 01:14:34,589 You said it yourself you don't wanna just coast 971 01:14:35,670 --> 01:14:38,947 you know just coast along but this isn't coasting. 972 01:14:39,687 --> 01:14:42,025 This is roller coasting. 973 01:14:43,152 --> 01:14:44,579 Oh, my God. 974 01:14:46,351 --> 01:14:49,427 Not Oh God... this is a good thing, 975 01:14:49,427 --> 01:14:53,336 not the roller coasting thing, that was cheesy but... 976 01:14:53,972 --> 01:14:56,747 having a baby with you that's not cheesy. 977 01:14:56,747 --> 01:14:59,523 I mean... that's not what I'm saying just... 978 01:14:59,901 --> 01:15:02,813 excited, I wanna be your father. 979 01:15:02,813 --> 01:15:03,763 What? 980 01:15:03,763 --> 01:15:09,316 No, I wanna be a father with you as the mother, that's the important part. 981 01:15:09,316 --> 01:15:10,766 You being a mother. 982 01:15:11,266 --> 01:15:13,264 You know, I thought, I hope that kid is like you 983 01:15:15,637 --> 01:15:18,071 I hope the kid's like you. 984 01:15:18,071 --> 01:15:20,504 A girl with brown eyes... 985 01:15:21,915 --> 01:15:24,297 or a boy with brown eyes... 986 01:15:24,297 --> 01:15:27,127 or just any color eyes 987 01:15:27,127 --> 01:15:29,668 Well, it's not the baby's head, not just eyes. 988 01:15:39,490 --> 01:15:41,041 What about Gium? 989 01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:43,879 For a boy, obviously 990 01:15:45,415 --> 01:15:46,860 Gium Finklestein? 991 01:15:49,814 --> 01:15:51,398 Point taken. 992 01:15:56,758 --> 01:15:58,209 What about Ira? 993 01:16:00,670 --> 01:16:02,511 Ok The doctor will see you now. 994 01:16:02,795 --> 01:16:04,216 Great. 995 01:16:09,898 --> 01:16:11,494 Okay so... 996 01:16:11,754 --> 01:16:12,504 So? 997 01:16:13,299 --> 01:16:14,898 The blood work is normal. 998 01:16:15,624 --> 01:16:17,723 In other words, you are healthy. 999 01:16:18,322 --> 01:16:21,931 And that is always a good sign for future pregnancies. 1000 01:16:23,423 --> 01:16:25,032 What do you mean future? 1001 01:16:25,822 --> 01:16:30,279 I mean, this here is what we call an ectopic pregnancy. 1002 01:16:32,562 --> 01:16:36,397 There are any number explanations for this, it's not necessarily because of your age. 1003 01:16:36,847 --> 01:16:37,272 God. 1004 01:16:37,272 --> 01:16:39,738 This is something that happens periodically. 1005 01:16:40,563 --> 01:16:44,099 An embryo was formed but it takes root inside the fallopian tube 1006 01:16:44,099 --> 01:16:49,506 instead of the uterus. This doesn't mean you can't have children again in the future... 1007 01:17:03,057 --> 01:17:05,272 Sandy, Sandy, Sandy... 1008 01:17:07,098 --> 01:17:08,729 This was crazy. 1009 01:17:09,630 --> 01:17:11,657 I mean, what were we thinking, anyway? 1010 01:17:14,242 --> 01:17:15,710 You are so young. 1011 01:17:15,991 --> 01:17:17,390 God! 1012 01:17:17,615 --> 01:17:20,692 You live at your parent's house and technically you work for me 1013 01:17:20,692 --> 01:17:22,942 and I was thinking about having your baby? 1014 01:17:22,942 --> 01:17:24,395 What is going on? 1015 01:17:25,412 --> 01:17:26,985 So you have to know? 1016 01:17:26,985 --> 01:17:28,425 Can't we just find out? 1017 01:17:28,425 --> 01:17:30,973 That is a deceivingly mature thing to say. 1018 01:17:32,057 --> 01:17:33,510 Why is it deceiving? 1019 01:17:33,510 --> 01:17:35,671 Because you're 25 years old... 1020 01:17:36,686 --> 01:17:38,722 you get drunk off half a beer 1021 01:17:38,722 --> 01:17:41,458 and you read the Harry Potter series in your spare time. 1022 01:17:41,764 --> 01:17:43,418 A lot of adult read those books. 1023 01:17:45,070 --> 01:17:48,289 And besides the way I remembered it, you're the one that asked me out 1024 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:51,552 I appreciate that you feel this could work 1025 01:17:52,290 --> 01:17:53,794 more than you will ever know. 1026 01:17:56,925 --> 01:17:58,983 You are such a good person 1027 01:17:59,235 --> 01:18:01,192 a real special person, 1028 01:18:01,192 --> 01:18:06,058 I mean not filing for divorce so your horrible ex-wife can get a green card 1029 01:18:07,102 --> 01:18:08,381 What would be the point? 1030 01:18:08,381 --> 01:18:11,955 See, that's what I mean, someone like you shouldn't be with someone like me. 1031 01:18:12,746 --> 01:18:14,384 An old girlfriend with two kids. 1032 01:18:15,126 --> 01:18:16,797 You're an ageist... 1033 01:18:17,047 --> 01:18:19,690 Yeah, yeah... I'm an old ageist. 1034 01:18:20,109 --> 01:18:22,338 Oh please, don't patronize me. 1035 01:18:22,973 --> 01:18:26,696 I may live with my parents and get drunk off half a beer 1036 01:18:26,946 --> 01:18:31,604 and yeah, I admit to being slightly adrift as far in my life 1037 01:18:31,854 --> 01:18:33,305 but I'm not a complete idiot... 1038 01:18:33,555 --> 01:18:35,612 I know how I feel about you. 1039 01:18:36,910 --> 01:18:39,259 It's you that doesn't know how you feel about me. 1040 01:18:40,967 --> 01:18:43,069 I just wish you had the guts to say it. 1041 01:18:46,261 --> 01:18:48,437 You have meant so much to me and my family 1042 01:18:50,337 --> 01:18:52,404 but this doesn't make sense. 1043 01:18:53,089 --> 01:18:55,229 And what future can we possibly have? 1044 01:19:03,033 --> 01:19:04,798 You know what I'm gonna miss the most? 1045 01:19:08,335 --> 01:19:09,998 It's you... 1046 01:19:11,374 --> 01:19:13,157 Your friendship. 1047 01:22:04,266 --> 01:22:05,410 Go! 1048 01:22:05,410 --> 01:22:09,302 Graduating Class of 2012. 1049 01:22:09,302 --> 01:22:14,903 Sadie Pageant and Sadie also received the award for best science project 1050 01:23:58,854 --> 01:24:02,906 We need to say a special thanks to you for bringing us into your homes, 1051 01:24:02,906 --> 01:24:06,173 but most of all to those unsung fanatics. 1052 01:24:06,173 --> 01:24:08,622 - Who make us look good. - Yeah, we do look good. 1053 01:24:09,168 --> 01:24:11,284 - I'm Laura Riley. - And I'm Scott Reynolds, 1054 01:24:11,284 --> 01:24:13,109 TMI coming at you next. 1055 01:24:16,285 --> 01:24:19,649 Sandy, you got a minute? 1056 01:24:24,365 --> 01:24:26,678 Hello.. hello. 1057 01:24:27,636 --> 01:24:28,769 Hello people. 1058 01:24:28,769 --> 01:24:32,181 Our illustrious leader, Ken Gordon, has an announcement to make. 1059 01:24:34,194 --> 01:24:38,592 Although change can be painful, change can also be a good thing 1060 01:24:38,592 --> 01:24:43,774 a necessary step in the evolution of a company, a family like ours... 1061 01:24:44,212 --> 01:24:47,429 From the beginning of time all the way till today 1062 01:24:48,241 --> 01:24:51,155 there are certain things that you will always find. 1063 01:24:51,860 --> 01:24:57,697 Now, if you look at the pictures, can anyone see what they all have in common? 1064 01:24:59,108 --> 01:25:01,769 - Liv - There are people in all of them. 1065 01:25:01,769 --> 01:25:03,230 Exactly, great answer. 1066 01:25:03,434 --> 01:25:08,015 so almost everywhere you go in the world you're gonna find these little communities of people 1067 01:25:08,015 --> 01:25:10,331 just like you guys you guys are a community... 1068 01:25:10,331 --> 01:25:11,868 your class, your family... 1069 01:25:11,868 --> 01:25:13,920 I just came back from Mozambique. 1070 01:25:14,144 --> 01:25:17,216 - Okay. - I have been to the Nantucket Film Festival. 1071 01:25:22,382 --> 01:25:24,112 Aram? 1072 01:25:28,503 --> 01:25:31,817 You're the only one who gets gifts from the kids at the end of every tour. 1073 01:25:31,817 --> 01:25:35,111 That's probably because they're so excited, the tour is over. 1074 01:25:35,561 --> 01:25:36,477 Good to see you. 1075 01:25:36,726 --> 01:25:40,324 I was gonna go get a drink, You wanna join me? 1076 01:25:41,779 --> 01:25:43,897 You know what I actually... 1077 01:25:44,551 --> 01:25:46,138 Have plans already... 1078 01:25:46,138 --> 01:25:48,008 I do. 1079 01:25:50,572 --> 01:25:52,344 You're impossible. 1080 01:25:52,805 --> 01:25:54,506 I have heard that before. 1081 01:25:56,629 --> 01:25:58,593 - See you tomorrow. - Okay, have a good night. 1082 01:25:59,823 --> 01:26:07,399 Here's to your mother... the newest and undoubtedly most qualified anchor of the network, very deserved. 1083 01:26:07,649 --> 01:26:08,761 Thank you. 1084 01:26:08,761 --> 01:26:10,957 - Congratulations Mom. - Thanks. 1085 01:26:11,307 --> 01:26:15,729 I know your own show is big step up but I'm gonna miss you. 1086 01:26:15,979 --> 01:26:21,268 I will be one studio over, and I will come in guesting. 1087 01:26:21,268 --> 01:26:23,287 I'm gonna hold you to that. 1088 01:26:25,464 --> 01:26:27,470 Gotta use the ladies' room 1089 01:26:27,470 --> 01:26:29,476 then we could stuff our faces. 1090 01:26:35,449 --> 01:26:37,261 - Sorry. - Excuse me. 1091 01:26:41,748 --> 01:26:42,248 Hi 1092 01:26:43,506 --> 01:26:44,006 Hi 1093 01:26:53,590 --> 01:26:55,377 - How are you? - How are you? 1094 01:26:56,411 --> 01:26:58,061 You first. 1095 01:26:58,312 --> 01:27:00,722 I'm good, yeah good 1096 01:27:02,162 --> 01:27:04,233 Kids are great... 1097 01:27:04,786 --> 01:27:06,520 I just got promoted 1098 01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:08,234 I'm gonna start anchoring. 1099 01:27:08,625 --> 01:27:12,428 I watch you on TV, you're fantastic. 1100 01:27:12,834 --> 01:27:15,002 But that's not any surprise. 1101 01:27:16,973 --> 01:27:19,087 You look really good. 1102 01:27:21,345 --> 01:27:23,086 I'm 30. 1103 01:27:28,666 --> 01:27:31,699 I'm sorry about.. you know.. things 1104 01:27:32,787 --> 01:27:34,855 Don't even... 1105 01:27:34,855 --> 01:27:37,420 It's just timing. 1106 01:27:40,585 --> 01:27:41,861 Traveled around the world. 1107 01:27:41,861 --> 01:27:44,494 - Oh you did? - Never rocked Cleveland. 1108 01:27:44,494 --> 01:27:47,197 but some pretty amazing things happened to me. 1109 01:27:48,864 --> 01:27:51,091 Dad, I told you I could do it myself. 1110 01:27:51,091 --> 01:27:55,157 I knew you could do it yourself. I bumped into a friend of mine. 1111 01:27:55,358 --> 01:27:58,134 Sandy... I want you to meet my son, Zeke. 1112 01:27:59,737 --> 01:28:03,389 I met him in Bangladesh and we kinda fell in love with each other. 1113 01:28:05,176 --> 01:28:08,269 It took a couple of years, but now I'm his dad. 1114 01:28:09,230 --> 01:28:09,730 Hi 1115 01:28:10,224 --> 01:28:12,444 Hi, I'm Zeke Finklestein. 1116 01:28:12,444 --> 01:28:14,161 You are huh? 1117 01:28:14,161 --> 01:28:15,553 I'm Sandy. 1118 01:28:15,553 --> 01:28:17,680 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too. 1119 01:28:22,430 --> 01:28:25,509 God, I bet you're an amazing dad. 1120 01:28:27,603 --> 01:28:28,269 And his mom? 1121 01:28:28,269 --> 01:28:32,543 Just me and Zeke, it's hard to find someone that's good enough for us. 1122 01:28:35,747 --> 01:28:37,390 Right? 1123 01:28:38,943 --> 01:28:41,283 And what about you? Boyfriend? 1124 01:28:43,212 --> 01:28:47,336 Dating... wasn't my thing... I discovered. 1125 01:28:47,336 --> 01:28:49,496 That's too bad. 1126 01:28:50,135 --> 01:28:52,743 Would you like to join us? 1127 01:28:53,250 --> 01:28:55,374 You know, the kids would be thrilled, they... 1128 01:28:55,374 --> 01:28:57,124 - I'm with my parents... - They talk about you all the time 1129 01:28:57,124 --> 01:29:00,909 Oh, you had me so worried, did you fall in? I thought you fall in 1130 01:29:02,414 --> 01:29:04,487 Mom, you remember Sandy? 1131 01:29:04,487 --> 01:29:07,634 How could I forget? You talk about her every day. 1132 01:29:10,246 --> 01:29:13,388 I was just saying to Aram, you know, if he wants to join us 1133 01:29:13,388 --> 01:29:16,530 Oh are you kidding? We would love to, we would love to! Come with me 1134 01:29:16,530 --> 01:29:19,071 Harry, get up, we're moving. 1135 01:29:19,071 --> 01:29:20,218 I didn't do anything. 1136 01:29:20,218 --> 01:29:23,298 I didn't say you did anything I said we're moving tables.. 1137 01:29:31,268 --> 01:29:34,466 - Hey guys, look who I just bumped into. - Oh my God! 1138 01:29:34,466 --> 01:29:37,369 Look at how huge are, you, you look like you're 13.. 1139 01:29:38,417 --> 01:29:40,517 - I am. - What? 1140 01:29:40,823 --> 01:29:44,199 I want you guys to meet someone, this is my son Zeke. 1141 01:29:44,938 --> 01:29:48,482 - You wanna play Game Boy? - Yeah, go ahead... take a seat. 1142 01:29:48,981 --> 01:29:51,603 Nice to see you. It's been years. -Yeah 1143 01:29:55,503 --> 01:29:58,124 We all get older and you stay the same. 1144 01:29:58,124 --> 01:29:59,225 - Hello. - Hi 1145 01:29:59,225 --> 01:30:01,360 What a surprise. 1146 01:30:01,587 --> 01:30:02,578 You remember us, do you? 1147 01:30:03,413 --> 01:30:06,824 - You came to our house, remember? - They're a group. They're already a group. 1148 01:30:12,022 --> 01:30:15,027 Subtitles by Sus_mittal.