1 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:08,985 This is a story of boy meets girl. 2 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:16,743 The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, 3 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:19,662 grew up believing that he'd never truly be happy... 4 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,873 until the day he met "the one." 5 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:27,211 This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music... 6 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,672 and a total misreading of the movie The Graduate. 7 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:32,091 Elaine! Elaine! 8 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:35,178 The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan, 9 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,513 did not share this belief. 10 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:41,142 Since the disintegration of her parents' marriage, 11 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,478 she'd only loved two things. 12 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:46,689 The first was her long, dark hair. 13 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,859 The second was how easily she could cut it off... 14 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,903 and feel nothing. 15 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:56,282 Tom meets Summer on January 8th. 16 00:01:56,366 --> 00:02:00,620 He knows almost immediately she's who he's been searching for. 17 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:05,166 This is a story of boy meets girl. 18 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,294 But you should know up front, 19 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:10,379 this is not a love story. 20 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,261 We didn't know who else to call. 21 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,472 It's Amanda Heller all over again. 22 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,515 You did the right thing. 23 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:31,520 Now, where is he? 24 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,278 Thomas. 25 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:43,282 Rachel. What are you doing here? 26 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,868 I'm here to help you. Help me how? 27 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,204 First, put down the plate. 28 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,666 Drink this. 29 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,127 - What is that? - Vodka. 30 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,421 Um, does Mom know that you're here? 31 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:01,008 - 'Cause it's probably past 10:00. - Don't worry about it. 32 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:05,763 Just start from the beginning, and tell us what happened. 33 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,516 Things were going so well. 34 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,613 Then what? 35 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,824 I think we should stop seeing each other. 36 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,076 Just like that? Just like that. 37 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,997 - Did she say why? - I mean, this thing - what are we doing? 38 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,165 I mean, is this normal? 39 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,210 Norm- I- I don't know. I don't care. I'm happy. Aren't you happy? 40 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,004 - You're happy? - You're not? 41 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,923 All we do is argue. That is bullshit. 42 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,591 Maybe she was just in a bad mood. 43 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,677 Yeah, maybe like a- a hormonal thing. 44 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,388 - P.M.S.? - What do you know about P.M.S.? 45 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:50,808 - More than you, Tom. - Then what happened? 46 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,893 This can't come as a total surprise to you. 47 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,396 I mean, we've been like Sid and Nancy for months now. 48 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,358 Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy... seven times with a kitchen knife. 49 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:04,739 I- I mean, we have some disagreements, but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious. 50 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,908 No. I'm Sid. 51 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:10,244 Oh, so I'm Nancy? 52 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:17,877 Let's just eat, and we'll talk about it later. 53 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,713 Mmm. That is good. 54 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,382 I'm really glad we did this. 55 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,593 I love these pancakes. 56 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,430 What? 57 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:33,142 Tom, don't go. You're still my best friend! 58 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,896 - Jesus. - You've broken up with girls before. 59 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,564 Yes. 60 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,399 And girls have broken up with you before. 61 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:41,692 - This is different. - Why? 62 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:42,818 'Cause it's Summer. 63 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,696 So you'll-you'll meet somebody new. 64 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:48,783 Point is, you're the best guy I know. You'll get over her. 65 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:51,535 I think it's kind of like how they say. There's, uh- 66 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,537 There's plenty of other fish in the sea. 67 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:56,082 - No. - They- They say that. 68 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,167 Well, they're lying. 69 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,837 I don't want to get over her. 70 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,341 I want to get her back. 71 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:08,928 Maybe playing it safe is the wrong approach. 72 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,930 The nuclear family is dead, 73 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,724 and we need a new holiday that recognizes that. 74 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,810 May 21st. 75 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,397 Other Mother's Day. 76 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:23,984 Thank you. 77 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:27,446 I'd say we've got some potential here. What do you think, Hansen? 78 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:30,366 Could you write up some prototypes for these? 79 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,119 Uh, Mr. Vance, there's a telephone call for you on line three. 80 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:37,832 Oh. Thank you. Uh, everyone, this is Summer, my new assistant. 81 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,167 Summer just moved here from- 82 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,753 - Michigan. - Right. Michigan. Right. 83 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:45,131 Uh, Summer, everyone. 84 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:48,300 Everyone, Summer. Excuse me. I have to take this. 85 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,179 It's nice to meet you all. 86 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:56,142 There's only two kinds of people in the world. 87 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,352 There's women, and there's men. 88 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:02,648 Summer Finn was a woman. 89 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:06,402 Height, average. Weight, average. 90 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,488 Shoe size, slightly above average. 91 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,574 For all intents and purposes, 92 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,702 Summer Finn, just another girl. 93 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,704 Except she wasn't. 94 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,248 To wit, in 1998, 95 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,251 Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band Belle and Sebastian... 96 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,253 in her high school yearbook. 97 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,964 "Color my life with the chaos of trouble." 98 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,924 This spike in Michigan sales of their album... 99 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,177 The Boy with the Arab Strap... 100 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,679 continues to puzzle industry analysts. 101 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:37,683 Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze during her sophomore year... 102 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:41,687 coincided with an inexplicable 212% increase in revenue. 103 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:45,024 Every apartment Summer rented... 104 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:49,904 was offered at an average rate of 9.2% below market value. 105 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,489 And her round-trip commute to work... 106 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:56,076 averaged 18.4 double takes per day. 107 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:58,913 It was a rare quality, this "Summer effect." 108 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:03,000 Rare, and yet something every post-adolescent male has encountered... 109 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,002 at least once in their lives. 110 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:09,173 For Tom Hansen to find it now in a city of 400,000 offices, 111 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:13,719 91,000 commercial buildings and 3.8 million people- 112 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,056 well, that could only be explained by one thing: 113 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,099 fate. 114 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:24,855 Dude, I hear she's a bitch. 115 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,690 Really? 116 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:29,818 Yeah. Patel tried to talk to her in the copy room. She's totally not having it. 117 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,528 Maybe she was just in a hurry. 118 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,365 And maybe she's an uppity, "better than everyone" superskank. 119 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:39,703 Damn. I know. She's pretty hot. 120 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,830 That sucks. Why is it pretty girls... 121 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,333 think they can treat people like crap and get away with it? 122 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,502 Centuries of reinforcement. 123 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,089 You know what? Screw her. I don't care. 124 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:52,591 If she wants to be that way, fine. 125 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,740 Smiths? 126 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,826 Hi. 127 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,831 I love the Smiths. Sorry? 128 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,874 I said I love the Smiths. 129 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,547 You have- You have good taste in music. 130 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,632 - You like the Smiths? - Yeah. 131 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:37,720 To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die 132 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,431 I love 'em. 133 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,602 Holy shit. 134 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,361 There you go. Have another piece. 135 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,863 Ah. Drinks? 136 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,906 Arthur, did you get a piece? Thanks. 137 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,242 Want one? Yeah. 138 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,620 Want one? Mmm. 139 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,792 Summer, right? Oh. Yeah. 140 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,503 - Smiths fan. - Yeah. Tom. 141 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,922 Want some, uh, uh- 142 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:16,925 - It's not champagne. I don't know what it is. - Sure. 143 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,428 So, how's it goin'? 144 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,472 - Pretty good. - You just moved here, right? 145 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,806 - Mm-hmm. - When? 146 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,601 - Saturday. - Oh, wow. 147 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,103 And, uh, what brought you? 148 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,565 Boredom mostly. 149 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,193 - Wanted to try something new and exciting. - Mmm. 150 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:37,071 Well, clearly you've come to the right place. 151 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:43,243 - So, have you worked here long? - About three or four years. 152 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:46,330 Wow. You've... 153 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,624 always wanted to write greeting cards? 154 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,626 No, I don't even want to do it now. 155 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,961 Well, you should do something else then. 156 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,256 Yeah. I studied to be an architect, actually. 157 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,343 You did? That's cool. What happened there? 158 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,513 It didn't work out. 159 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,474 I needed a job, and here we are. 160 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,142 You any good? 161 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,604 Well, um, I wrote this one. 162 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,609 "Today you're a man. 163 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,569 Mazel tov on your bar mitzvah." 164 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,531 - It's a big seller. - I meant as an architect. 165 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:23,117 Yeah. 166 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,327 - I doubt it. - Well, 167 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,372 you're a perfectly adequate greeting card writer. 168 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,166 Thank you. That was actually my nickname in college. 169 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,168 They called me "Perfectly Adequate" Hansen. 170 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,170 They used to call me Anal Girl. 171 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:42,177 I was very neat and organized. 172 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:48,475 - Well, I should get back, so- - Uh- 173 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,644 All right. See you later. 174 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:40,319 I don't know, man. I think it's official. 175 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:43,572 I'm in love with Summer. I love her smile. 176 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,867 I love her hair. I love her knees. 177 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,203 I love this heart-shaped birthmark she has on her neck. 178 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,789 I love the way she sometimes licks her lips before she talks. 179 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,584 I love the sound of her laugh. 180 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,753 I love the way she looks when she's sleeping. 181 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,635 I love how I hear this song every- every time I think of her. 182 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,095 I love how she makes me feel. 183 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,097 Like- 184 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,309 Like anything's possible, or like- I don't know. Like- 185 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,812 Like life is worth it. 186 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,318 This is not good. 187 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,448 She likes Magritte and Hopper. 188 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,034 And we talked about Bananafish for like 20 minutes. 189 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,078 We're so compatible, it's insane. 190 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:34,456 She's- well, she's not like I thought at all. She's amazing. 191 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,084 - Oh, boy. - What? 192 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:41,922 Just 'cause some cute girl likes the same bizarro crap you do, 193 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,007 that doesn't make her your soul mate, Tom. 194 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,969 - What do you mean? 195 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,430 - It's off. - What? 196 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,432 - Me and Summer. - Was it ever on? 197 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,686 No, but it could have been, in a world where good things happen to me. 198 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,896 - Yeah, well, that's not really where we live. - No. 199 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,107 Lucky. 200 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,693 So, what happened? 201 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,736 - All right. You ready? - Yeah. 202 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,781 So there we are. Nine more floors to ride, just me and her. 203 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,866 Hey, Summer. 204 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,952 Hi. 205 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,455 How was your weekend? 206 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,457 It was good. 207 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,293 Can you believe that shit? 208 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,378 I'm sorry. what shit? 209 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:25,299 - I think I missed something. - She said, "It was good." Emphasis on the "good." 210 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,885 She basically said she spent the weekend having sex with some guy she met at the gym. 211 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,054 Skank. Whatever. I'm over it. 212 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,974 - What the hell is wrong with you? - She's not interested in me. 213 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,934 There's really nothing I can do about that. 214 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,395 - Just because she said it was good? - And some other things. 215 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,689 Like, did she say, uh, "hey" instead of "hi"? 216 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,735 I mean, 'cause you know that that- that means that she's a lesbian, right? 217 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,903 I gave her plenty of chances. 218 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:50,657 I'm going to the supply room. Do you guys need anything? 219 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,410 I think you know what I need. 220 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,041 Uh, toner. 221 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,168 Okay. Sure. No problem. 222 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:38,080 Whatever, man. It's fine. I don't need this crap really. I just, you know- 223 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,249 I'm comfortable. I'm unhassled. 224 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,504 People don't realize this, but loneliness- 225 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,258 - It's underrated. - You could just ask her out. 226 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,345 Don't be stupid. 227 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:57,641 Hey. 228 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:04,147 - This Friday, all you can karaoke at the Mill. - No. 229 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,359 - Come on. - They're not gonna let you back in there after last time. 230 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,611 Ah, I wasn't that bad. 231 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,698 Dude, you threw up on the stage, you tried to fight the bartender... 232 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,658 and you threatened to burn the place down. 233 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,536 - But I didn't burn the place down. - We're not going back there, man. 234 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:21,206 Look. It's not like that, okay? It's a work thing. The whole office is going. 235 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,792 - I can't go, even if I wanted- - You're not listening to me. 236 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:27,295 - What? - The whole office is going. 237 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,360 - Hi. - Hi. 238 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:53,238 - They said you weren't coming. - You asked if I was- 239 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,574 Goddamn. That song is brilliant! 240 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,659 - What's up, Hansen? - Summer. Summer- 241 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,203 That's me. Come on up. 242 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,539 You- 243 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:07,502 - Okay. I'm new, so no making fun of me. - Whoo! 244 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,921 Thanks, chief. 245 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,965 - Ah, thanks. - Yeah, man. 246 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,258 Cheers. 247 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,085 Like, that's what I was- I guess. 248 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,129 - Hello. - Hi. 249 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:53,799 I didn't, uh- I didn't know you were gonna join us. 250 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,051 I would have gotten you, you know, a drink, or- 251 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,053 - I'm good. - You're good? 252 00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,223 - You- You were great- great up, uh, singing. - Thank you. 253 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,600 I wanted to sing "Born To Run," but they didn't have it. 254 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,644 - I love "Born To Run." - Me too. 255 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,104 - Tom's from New Jersey. - Really? 256 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,982 Yeah. I grew up there. Uh, I lived there till I was 12. 257 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,901 I named my cat after Springsteen. 258 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,903 No kidding. What-what was his name? 259 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,947 Bruce. 260 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,573 Oh. That makes sense. 261 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,245 So, do you have a boyfriend? 262 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,247 - No. - Why not? 263 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,750 - 'Cause I don't want one. - Come on. I don't believe that. 264 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,795 You don't believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent? 265 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,839 Are you a lesbian? 266 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,049 No, I'm not a lesbian. 267 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,343 I just don't feel comfortable being anyone's girlfriend. 268 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:42,055 I don't actually feel comfortable being anyone's anything, you know. 269 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,599 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Really? 270 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,685 Nope. 271 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,770 Okay. Let me break it down for you. 272 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:53,024 - Break it down. - Okay. I like being on my own. 273 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:56,152 Relationships are messy, and people's feelings get hurt. 274 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,405 Who needs it? We're young. 275 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,949 We live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world. 276 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,285 Might as well have fun while we can and... 277 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,704 save the serious stuff for later. 278 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:09,040 Holy shit. You're a dude. She's a dude. 279 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:13,169 Okay. But wait, wait. What happens if you fall in love? 280 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,213 What? 281 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,257 Well, you don't believe that, do you? 282 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,634 It's love. It's not Santa Claus. 283 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,636 Well, what does that word even mean? 284 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,764 I've been in relationships, and I don't think I've ever seen it. 285 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:28,018 - Well, maybe that's- - And most marriages end in divorce these days. 286 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,395 - Like my parents. - Okay. Mine too, but- 287 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,189 Methinks the lady doth protest too much. 288 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:36,484 The lady dothn't. 289 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,613 There's no such thing as love. It's a fantasy. 290 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,324 Well, I think you're wrong. 291 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,494 Okay. Well, 292 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,122 what is it that I'm missing then? 293 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,627 I think you know it when you feel it. 294 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:59,341 I guess we can just agree to disagree. 295 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,762 Yeah. 296 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,473 Okay. Who's singing next? 297 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:09,267 I nominate Young Werther here. 298 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,478 - I'm not nearly drunk enough to- - Bartender. 299 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,732 Whoo! Whoo! 300 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:56,690 Whoo! You're good! 301 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:02,237 Is it- 302 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,282 It's not? No, that's not it. 303 00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:08,284 What is that then? I don't know. That- 304 00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:10,578 - That- That's something, but that's not it. - I know. 305 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:13,081 - Ah, I used to watch it every week. - Oh. Yeah! 306 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,166 It was the best show on TV. I know. 307 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,460 Knight Rider? Come on. And the theme song is really good. 308 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,547 - So good. - This is gonna bother me for a week. 309 00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,549 Me too. 310 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:38,314 - You were amazing. - I know, buddy. 311 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,316 You're amazing. 312 00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,360 - This was so much fun. - Yeah. 313 00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:44,654 You guys are so much- Wait! Wait! Hey. 314 00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:47,073 - What's up? - Not you. 315 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,117 You. 316 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,827 - He likes you. - Okay. 317 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,829 - He likes likes you! - Good night, McKenzie. 318 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,831 - Why don't you just tell her, Tom? - Yeah. 319 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,667 - You guys are the best! - Sorry you had to see that. He's- 320 00:22:57,752 --> 00:22:59,961 Happens every time we come here. He, uh- I don't know. 321 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,921 Something about that guy and singing. 322 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,049 - Is that true? - Yeah, yeah. 323 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:07,177 He drinks, and he sings and just loses his shit. 324 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,387 No, uh, not McKenzie. 325 00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,473 Um, the other thing. 326 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,475 What thing? 327 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,561 Do you... like me? 328 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,900 Yeah. 329 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,985 Yeah, of course I like you. 330 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,946 As friends? 331 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,033 Right. As friends. 332 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,994 Just as friends? 333 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:37,499 Yeah. I mean, I- I don't know. I hadn't really thought about, um- 334 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,876 Yes. Why? 335 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,254 No reason. I just- 336 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:47,842 I think you're interesting, and I'd like for us to be friends. 337 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,011 Is that all right? 338 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:54,724 Yeah. It's, um- 339 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:57,894 - Yeah. You and me. We should be friends. - Mmm. 340 00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,979 Okay. Good. 341 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:12,033 Well, I'm that way, so- 342 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,122 - Okay. Well, good night. - Good night. 343 00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:38,101 - Hey. - Hi. 344 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,590 So, that was fun the other night. 345 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,881 - You son of a bitch. - Shh! 346 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:52,926 - The same girl you've been obsessing over for weeks now? - I've not been obsessing. 347 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,511 The girl you said was out of your league, that you'd never have a chance with. 348 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:56,679 - That girl. - Paul, seriously. 349 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,264 - Did you bang her? - No. 350 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,142 - What, hum job? Hand job? - Man, no. 351 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:05,730 No jobs. I'm still unemployed. We- We kissed. 352 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,566 Level with me, man. Come on. This is your best friend, huh? 353 00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:12,111 Your best friend who tolerated you whining about this girl for weeks on end. 354 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:13,321 - Paul- - You were essentially stalking her! 355 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,156 Paul! Shh! 356 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,746 - Hi. - Hey. 357 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,123 - I'm Summer. - Summer. 358 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:27,502 - I'm Paul. - Hi, Paul. Nice to meet you. 359 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:35,260 Well, I gotta go. I gotta do some, you know. 360 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:38,388 - Yeah, man. - Um, pretend I was never here. 361 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:41,224 Oh, wait! Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. Um, if any jobs come up- 362 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:43,643 Thanks, Paul! See ya! 363 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:51,276 He's, uh, you know, an old friend. 364 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,569 If you heard any of, um- 365 00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:56,072 - Heard what? - Nothing. You wanna go? 366 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,825 Yeah. I'm stalking. I mean, I'm starving. 367 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:05,665 Ah, hon? 368 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,709 Our sink is broken. 369 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:15,383 Man, all of our sinks are broken. 370 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:24,726 What are we looking for again? 371 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,978 - Uh, trivets. - How 'bout a flygel? 372 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,105 No, I don't think so. 373 00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:32,191 No? You don't want a flygel? 374 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:34,277 Home sweet home. 375 00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:40,366 Our place really is lovely, isn't it? 376 00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:42,368 Yes. 377 00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:44,579 Ooh! Idol's on. 378 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,630 The TV's not working. 379 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:56,966 Oh. 380 00:27:57,051 --> 00:28:00,762 Well, I'm famished. 381 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,764 Let's eat. 382 00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:09,854 Mmm. Smells delicious. 383 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:13,941 Oh, honey, that's because it is delicious. 384 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,070 I made it myself. 385 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:19,447 - Bald eagle. - Your favorite. 386 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,949 Mm-hmm. 387 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,624 The sink's broken. 388 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,834 Well, that's okay, because... 389 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,506 that's why we bought a home with two kitchens. 390 00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:38,883 You're so smart. 391 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:41,302 I'll race you to the bedroom. 392 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:05,076 Darling, I don't know how to tell you this, 393 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:09,372 but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom. 394 00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,809 This is fun. 395 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:32,520 You're fun. 396 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,522 Thanks. 397 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,028 Hey, um, 398 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:44,365 I just wanna tell you that, um, 399 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,535 I'm not really looking... 400 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:51,247 for anything... serious. 401 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:56,711 Is that okay? 402 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,713 Yeah. 403 00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:03,926 'Cause some people kind of freak out when they hear that. 404 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:06,512 No, not me. 405 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:08,973 You sure? 406 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:12,977 Yeah. Like, casual. Right? Take it slow. 407 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:15,021 Right. 408 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:17,106 No pressure. 409 00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:52,808 Can you, uh- Can you wait one second? 410 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:04,195 Okay. Settle. She's just a girl. 411 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,239 Just a girl. 412 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:08,950 She wants to keep it casual, 413 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,536 which is why she's in my bed right now. 414 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:14,247 But that's casual. That's what casual people do. 415 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:18,125 That's fine. That's great. 416 00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:26,467 - Hi. - Hi. 417 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:05,423 Hey. 418 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,425 Hello. 419 00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:12,221 Hi. 420 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,355 Thanks. 421 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,811 You know, I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna get Alfredo's number. 422 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,854 - Okay. - And I'll- And I'll bring it to you. 423 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:44,897 - Okay. - Okay? 424 00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:46,148 Is this Solitaire? 425 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,818 So, did you get her back yet or what? 426 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,572 Working on it. 427 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,954 - Hey, maybe you should write a book. - What? 428 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:02,832 Well, you know, Henry Miller said the best way to get over a woman... 429 00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:04,875 is to turn her into literature. 430 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,795 Well, that guy had a lot more sex than me. 431 00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:14,260 Oh, this is it! This is it! 432 00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:16,345 So great to hear from you. 433 00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:18,389 I can't this week, but maybe next? 434 00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:20,599 I hope this means you're ready to be friends. 435 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:40,035 Yeah, that's it. That is it. 436 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,580 Your girl is losing it. 437 00:34:42,664 --> 00:34:45,166 Can you just be serious, for just a second? 438 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,376 I am being totally serious. No, you're joking around. 439 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:50,129 No, I am not joking around. "Octopus's Garden"? 440 00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:52,840 Yes, "Octopus's Garden" is the best Beatles song ever recorded. 441 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,717 Why don't you just say "Piggies"? 442 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,802 Come on. I love Ringo Starr! 443 00:34:56,928 --> 00:35:00,598 - Nobody loves Ringo Starr. - That's what I love about him. 444 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,852 No, no. 445 00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:10,024 Ooh, this looks good. 446 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,401 Gets really good reviews. 447 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:20,117 You know what? That looks pretty doable. 448 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:23,120 - Why are you asking me now? - Because this was your idea. 449 00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:27,166 - Put your hand there. - Wait one second. 450 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:31,420 - Okay. Three, two, one! - One. 451 00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:38,219 Yeah, the street level isn't so exciting, but- 452 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:42,932 Like, if you look up- 453 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:51,148 The Fine Arts Building. 454 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:56,946 The guys who designed this, Walker and Eisen, are... two of my favorites. 455 00:35:57,030 --> 00:36:00,991 Isn't that cool? 456 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:14,004 This is my favorite spot. This is? 457 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,423 This is your favorite spot? 458 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,801 Right here. 459 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:21,804 How come? 460 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:25,015 Uh, I don't know. It's kind of hard to explain, I guess. 461 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,852 Well, try. 462 00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:30,688 Um- Well, okay. 463 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:34,567 Like, that building- that's, uh- 464 00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:37,361 That's been there since 1911. 465 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:40,573 And that- that's the Continental. That's L.A.'s first skyscraper. 466 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:43,033 It was built in 1904. 467 00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:44,827 What is that? 468 00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:46,912 That? 469 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,082 - That's a parking lot. - Oh! 470 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:53,627 Yeah. That's- That's also a parking lot. 471 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:57,381 That's, um- Yeah. 472 00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:00,009 There's a lot of beautiful stuff here too though. 473 00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:07,141 I don't know. I just... wish people would notice it more. 474 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:11,145 If it were me, then, uh- 475 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,564 If it were you what? 476 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:16,734 I don't know. I think I'd... make 'em notice. 477 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:20,070 How would you make them notice? 478 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:26,160 I don't know. There's a lot of different stuff you could do. 479 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,704 Show me. 480 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:32,416 Please. I don't know anything about architecture. 481 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:35,252 - You want me to draw you something? - Yeah. 482 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:38,797 - I don't have any paper. - Well, use my arm. 483 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:42,968 Please, I need a tattoo. 484 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:46,680 - Well, let's see your arm. - That's the spirit. 485 00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:53,270 Well, the buildings need to be integrated better, so- 486 00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:56,273 You could maximize light capacity here. 487 00:38:20,674 --> 00:38:22,675 It's kind of messy. 488 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,760 That's okay. 489 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:40,818 For Tom Hansen, this was the night where everything changed. 490 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:44,238 That wall Summer so often hid behind- 491 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:47,908 the wall of distance, of space, of casual- 492 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:52,162 that wall was slowly coming down. 493 00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:55,958 For here was Tom, in her world, 494 00:38:56,042 --> 00:39:00,462 a place few had been invited to see with their own eyes. 495 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:02,798 And here was Summer, wanting him there. 496 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:05,634 Him, no one else. 497 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,886 - Have you ever been in a tornado? - No. 498 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:11,765 It's that and my teeth falling out. 499 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,767 - I have that too! - You do? 500 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:17,229 Yeah! It's so weird. It's like being an old man. 501 00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:20,065 What else do you have? 502 00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:22,192 Um, earthquakes? 503 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:24,528 - Really? - No. 504 00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:32,244 You know, I dream sometimes about flying. 505 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:35,330 It starts out like I'm running really, really fast. 506 00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:37,332 I'm, like, superhuman. 507 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:40,711 And the terrain starts to get really rocky and steep. 508 00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:44,590 And then I'm running so fast that my feet aren't even touching the ground. 509 00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:49,303 And I'm floating, and it's like this amazing, amazing realness. 510 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,140 I'm free. I'm safe. 511 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:56,060 Then I realize, 512 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:58,812 I'm completely alone. 513 00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:04,234 And then I wake up. 514 00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:06,320 As he listened, Tom began to realize... 515 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:09,823 that these weren't stories routinely told. 516 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:13,285 These were stories one had to earn. 517 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:16,371 He could feel the wall coming down. 518 00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:19,750 He wondered if anyone else had made it this far. 519 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:23,837 Which is why the next six words changed everything. 520 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:26,924 I've never told anybody that before. 521 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,013 I guess I'm not just anybody. 522 00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:35,557 So what are you exactly? 523 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:37,643 - I don't know. - Are you her boyfriend? 524 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:39,937 - It's not that simple. - Sure, it is. 525 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:42,147 What, like, are we going steady? Come on, guys. 526 00:40:42,232 --> 00:40:44,858 You know, we're- we're adults. We know how we feel. 527 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,944 We don't need to put labels on it. 528 00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:48,946 I mean, "boyfriend," "girlfriend." 529 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:52,533 All that stuff is- It's really juvenile. 530 00:40:52,659 --> 00:40:55,077 - You sound gay. - You really do. 531 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,079 Okay, first of all, 532 00:40:57,163 --> 00:41:01,125 your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in the seventh grade, 533 00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:03,919 and you dated for, like, three hours. 534 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:08,924 And you- you've been with Robyn since what- like 1998? 535 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:11,426 - '97. - '97. See- 536 00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:14,304 Shoot. 537 00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:18,642 I don't think the two of you are exactly authorities on modern relationships. 538 00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:27,317 - So, what should I do? - You should ask her. 539 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:29,319 What? 540 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:32,030 Well, why rock the boat, is what I'm thinking. 541 00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:34,116 I mean, things are going well. 542 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,743 You start putting labels on it, that's like the kiss of death. 543 00:41:36,870 --> 00:41:40,664 - It's like saying, "I love you." - Yeah, I know what you mean. 544 00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:43,625 That's what happened between me and Sean. 545 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:46,336 - Who the hell's Sean? - My boyfriend before Mark. 546 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,714 Who the- Never mind. 547 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,634 - So, what you're saying- - I'm saying you do want to ask her. 548 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,846 It's obvious. You're just afraid you'll get an answer you don't want, 549 00:41:55,930 --> 00:42:00,017 which will shatter all the illusions of how great these past few months have been. 550 00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:02,019 Now look, if it were me, 551 00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:04,563 I'd find out now before you show up at her place... 552 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:08,650 and, well, she's in bed with Lars from Norway. 553 00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:11,528 Who's Lars from Norway? 554 00:42:11,613 --> 00:42:13,530 Just some guy she met at the gym... 555 00:42:13,615 --> 00:42:17,117 with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs. 556 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,580 Wait! No, Coach. We're not done here. 557 00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:23,707 - Rachel! - Look, it's easy, Tom. 558 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:25,792 Just don't be a pussy. 559 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:45,187 You okay? 560 00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:48,398 - Yeah. - You sure? 561 00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:51,109 Summer, I gotta ask you something. 562 00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:53,237 - What? - What are we, um- 563 00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:58,075 - What are we doing? - I thought we were going to the movies. 564 00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:00,577 Yeah. Nah, I mean, like, what are we, like- 565 00:43:00,662 --> 00:43:03,288 What's going on here, with us? 566 00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:05,332 I don't know. 567 00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:08,835 Who cares? 568 00:43:08,962 --> 00:43:11,964 - I'm happy. Aren't you happy? - Yeah. 569 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,966 Good. 570 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,837 London, 1964. 571 00:43:51,921 --> 00:43:53,880 Those girls knew how to dress. 572 00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:57,551 Nowadays, it's all these giant sunglasses... 573 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,886 and tattoos. 574 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:02,180 It's handbags with little dogs in them. 575 00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:06,268 - Who okayed this? - Some people like it. 576 00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:10,063 I like how you dress. 577 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:13,692 I was thinking about getting a butterfly tattoo about yea big on my ankle. 578 00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:15,777 No. 579 00:44:15,862 --> 00:44:17,571 Oh. 580 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,906 Yo. 581 00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:21,908 How's it going? 582 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:24,161 Uh, okay. 583 00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:26,496 You live around here? 584 00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:28,749 Um, yeah, not too far. 585 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:31,126 I've never seen you here before. 586 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:33,337 You're not too observant. 587 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:36,423 That's funny. You're funny. 588 00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:39,051 - So let me buy you a drink. - No, thank you. 589 00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:43,388 - You with this guy? - Hey, I'm Tom. 590 00:44:43,473 --> 00:44:46,058 Whatever. So, come on. One drink. What are you drinking? 591 00:44:46,142 --> 00:44:48,310 I said no, thanks. 592 00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:50,270 You're serious? This guy? 593 00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:52,356 - Hey, buddy- - You know what? Don't be rude. 594 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,483 I'm flattered, but I'm not interested. 595 00:44:54,567 --> 00:44:58,528 So why don't you go over there and leave us alone? Thanks. 596 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,532 It's a free country. 597 00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:14,753 I can't believe this is your boyfriend. 598 00:45:21,636 --> 00:45:23,762 What are you doing? 599 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:28,850 It was really just a crazy thing. 600 00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:32,270 It happened like- It felt like it happened fast, but really, 601 00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:35,440 it- it also felt like it was happening really slowly, 602 00:45:35,525 --> 00:45:37,484 like everything all was just- 603 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:41,238 I don't know. It doesn't feel like you think it would- 604 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:44,032 Hey, what's the matter? 605 00:45:44,117 --> 00:45:47,035 I just- I can't believe you. 606 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,371 You can't believe me? 607 00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:52,165 You were so completely, completely uncool in there. 608 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:56,336 Wait. Are you mad at me? I just got my ass kicked for you. 609 00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:58,713 Oh, really? Was that for me? Was that for my benefit? 610 00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:00,424 Yes, it was. 611 00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:02,884 Okay, well, next time don't, 'cause I don't need your help. 612 00:46:02,969 --> 00:46:06,430 You know what? I'm really tired. 613 00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:11,435 Can we talk about this tomorrow? 614 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:26,283 No. You know what? 615 00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:29,786 I'm not going anywhere till you tell me what's going on. 616 00:46:29,871 --> 00:46:31,872 Nothing's going on. 617 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,917 We're just- 618 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:40,255 What? We're just what? 619 00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:44,134 - We're just friends. - No! Don't pull that with me! 620 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:46,219 Don't even try to- 621 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:49,681 This is not how you treat your friend. 622 00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:53,810 Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? 623 00:46:53,895 --> 00:46:56,730 Shower sex? Come on! Friends, my balls! 624 00:47:03,196 --> 00:47:05,655 I like you, Tom. I just don't want a relationship- 625 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:08,241 Well, you're not the only one that gets a say in this! 626 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:11,369 I do too! And I say we're a couple, goddamn it! 627 00:47:17,793 --> 00:47:19,836 After you, please. 628 00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:36,329 I shouldn't have done that. 629 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,875 - Done what? - Gotten mad at you. 630 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,877 I'm sorry. 631 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:50,969 Look, we don't have to put a label on it. 632 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:53,054 That's fine. I get it. 633 00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:56,224 But, you know, I just- I need some consistency. 634 00:48:56,309 --> 00:48:58,685 I know. 635 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,771 I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning... 636 00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:04,482 and... feel differently. 637 00:49:11,407 --> 00:49:14,242 And I can't give you that. 638 00:49:14,327 --> 00:49:16,244 Nobody can. 639 00:49:25,338 --> 00:49:27,797 That hurt? I'm sorry. 640 00:49:27,882 --> 00:49:30,383 No, it doesn't hurt. 641 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:32,802 I like you. 642 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:36,890 All right. 643 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:53,615 Shh. Well, what about you? Did you ever even have a boyfriend? 644 00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:55,617 - Well, of course. - Yeah? 645 00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:57,661 - Yeah. - Well, tell me about them. 646 00:49:57,745 --> 00:49:59,663 - No. - Oh? Why not? 647 00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:02,040 Because it's not important. 648 00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:04,626 I'm interested. 649 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:09,839 All right. Fine. You want to go there? 650 00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:12,133 - Yeah. I can take it. - Fine. 651 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:17,764 So- 652 00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:20,934 Well, in high school there was Markus. 653 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:23,311 Quarterback-slash-homecoming king? 654 00:50:23,396 --> 00:50:25,897 No. He was a rower. 655 00:50:27,108 --> 00:50:29,025 He was very hot. 656 00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:34,656 For a brief time in college there was, um- there was Charlie. 657 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:39,119 She was nice, but- 658 00:50:40,204 --> 00:50:42,956 And then there was my semester in Sienna. 659 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,041 Fernando Belardelli. 660 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:49,629 Also known as "The Puma." 661 00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:53,174 - The Puma? - Yeah, The Puma, 'cause, you know. 662 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:58,972 So- 663 00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:02,308 - Oh, that's it? - The ones that lasted, yeah. 664 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,853 What happened? Why- Why didn't they work out? 665 00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:07,731 What always happens. Life. 666 00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,530 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 667 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:18,575 No, it's not. It's awesome. Trust me. 668 00:51:18,659 --> 00:51:20,577 I'm serious. 669 00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:23,788 I'll go first. 670 00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:28,209 Penis. 671 00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:38,720 Penis. 672 00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:40,972 - Penis! - Penis! 673 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,016 - Penis! - There's kids around. 674 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,477 There are no kids around. 675 00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:47,771 - Penis! - Penis! 676 00:51:47,897 --> 00:51:50,023 - You having fun? - Yeah. 677 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:52,442 This is the kind of thing you did with The Puma, isn't it? 678 00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:55,779 Oh, we rarely left the room. 679 00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:58,448 Penis! 680 00:51:58,574 --> 00:52:00,742 - Sorry. Tourette's. You know how it is. - Penis! 681 00:52:00,868 --> 00:52:02,869 - She has it too. Penis! - Penis! 682 00:52:02,995 --> 00:52:06,456 - Shh. Everyone's looking over here. - I'm done. I'm done. 683 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,166 - Are you done? - I'm done. 684 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,793 - You're done? - Yeah. 685 00:52:09,919 --> 00:52:12,086 - This is too much. - Unleash me. I'm done. 686 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:14,172 - Promise? - I promise. 687 00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:17,550 I promise. 688 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,928 Penis! 689 00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:37,111 - It's very complex. - Mmm. 690 00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:40,240 In a way, it sort of, like, 691 00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:43,117 says... so much... 692 00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:45,995 by... 693 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,373 saying so little. 694 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:57,715 - Do you want to go to the movies? - Yep. 695 00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:59,485 Suffering. 696 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:02,155 So much suffering. 697 00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:06,075 - Suffering. - Suffering. 698 00:54:45,532 --> 00:54:47,450 T-Tom? 699 00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:50,036 Mr. Vance would like to see you in his office. 700 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:53,873 Tom. 701 00:54:53,958 --> 00:54:56,125 Have a seat. 702 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:02,632 Has something happened to you recently? 703 00:55:02,716 --> 00:55:04,717 What do you mean? 704 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:08,262 A death in the family, someone taken ill- Anything like that. 705 00:55:08,347 --> 00:55:10,264 No. 706 00:55:11,767 --> 00:55:14,018 Look, I don't mean to pry, but... 707 00:55:14,103 --> 00:55:16,187 does this have something to do with Summer leaving? 708 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:19,440 - Who? - My assistant. 709 00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:23,695 - Your, um- - Tom, everyone knows. 710 00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:27,991 Never mind. 711 00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:31,953 The reason I'm asking is, lately your work performance... 712 00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:34,706 has been... a little off. 713 00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:37,750 - I'm not following. - Okay. 714 00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:40,336 Um, here's something that you wrote last week. 715 00:55:40,421 --> 00:55:43,506 Uh, "Roses are red, violets are blue. 716 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:45,842 Fuck you, whore." 717 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:48,678 Now, most shoppers at Valentine's Day- 718 00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:51,681 - Mr. Vance, are you firing me? - No. No. 719 00:55:51,765 --> 00:55:54,809 Relax, Hansen. You're one of the good ones. 720 00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:57,520 Okay. Uh, yeah, I'm sorry. 721 00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:59,605 Things have been a little difficult. 722 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:03,026 That's okay. I completely understand that. 723 00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:07,530 I'm just saying that perhaps you could channel those energies, 724 00:56:07,614 --> 00:56:10,950 um, into something like this. 725 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:16,581 Funerals and sympathy. 726 00:56:16,665 --> 00:56:20,043 Misery, sadness, loss of faith, 727 00:56:20,127 --> 00:56:22,253 no reason to live. 728 00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:24,839 This is perfect for you. 729 00:56:24,965 --> 00:56:27,425 - Uh- - Good. okay. 730 00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:29,927 Now back to work you go. 731 00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:36,684 Thank you. 732 00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:54,035 - Hey. - Hey. 733 00:56:54,161 --> 00:56:56,788 - Don't you have, like, 20 cards to write by Friday? - Nope. All done. 734 00:56:56,872 --> 00:56:59,916 Really? Can you help me? 'Cause I've run out of ways to say "congrats." 735 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,711 Okay. I got "Good job," "Well done" and "Way to go." 736 00:57:03,796 --> 00:57:05,421 That's it. 737 00:57:05,506 --> 00:57:09,592 How 'bout, "Every day you make me proud, 738 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:12,678 but today you get a card." 739 00:57:12,805 --> 00:57:15,306 - Shit, that's good! - I know. 740 00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:19,769 Have you tried "Merry"? 741 00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:23,147 - Wow! That's perfect! Merry! - Wow! 742 00:57:23,232 --> 00:57:26,275 We've been stuck on this for an hour. 743 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,654 Hmm. How about... 744 00:57:35,035 --> 00:57:37,036 "I love us"? 745 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,579 Aw. 746 00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:42,250 I hate Summer. 747 00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:44,377 I hate her crooked teeth. 748 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:46,170 I hate her 1960s haircut. 749 00:57:46,255 --> 00:57:47,964 I hate her knobby knees. 750 00:57:48,048 --> 00:57:50,925 And I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. 751 00:57:51,009 --> 00:57:53,928 I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. 752 00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:56,514 And I hate the way she sounds when she laughs. 753 00:58:01,061 --> 00:58:03,062 I hate this song! 754 00:58:04,231 --> 00:58:07,900 Son, you're gonna have to exit the vehicle. 755 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:10,153 I normally don't do blind dates, 756 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:13,239 but Paul and Robyn spoke very highly of you. 757 00:58:13,365 --> 00:58:15,783 Ah. They said you write greeting cards. 758 00:58:15,868 --> 00:58:17,869 That's so interesting. I wanted to write. 759 00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:20,246 I actually majored in English in college, 760 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:22,290 but what are you gonna do with that degree? 761 00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,542 - I went to Brown. where did you go? - Alison. 762 00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:26,544 Hmm? 763 00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:28,921 Listen, it's great to meet you, 764 00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:31,382 and... you're a very attractive girl. 765 00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:34,427 I just wanted to say up front that this isn't- 766 00:58:34,553 --> 00:58:38,014 - It's not gonna go anywhere. - Oh. 767 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:41,767 I liked this girl. I mean, I loved her. 768 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:43,769 What does she do? 769 00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:47,481 She took a giant shit on my face. 770 00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:50,067 - Literally. - Literally? 771 00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:54,322 Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus. 772 00:58:54,406 --> 00:58:56,616 What's the matter with you? 773 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:58,618 The point is, 774 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:02,079 I'm messed up. I am. 775 00:59:02,164 --> 00:59:04,415 You know, on the one hand, I want to forget her. 776 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:06,417 On the other hand, 777 00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:10,796 I know that she's the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy. 778 00:59:10,923 --> 00:59:12,882 - Mm-hmm. - You ever do this? 779 00:59:12,966 --> 00:59:17,595 You think back on the times you had with someone, replay it in your head over and over again, 780 00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:20,973 and you look for those first signs of trouble. 781 00:59:23,602 --> 00:59:25,561 There's two options really. 782 00:59:25,646 --> 00:59:28,731 Either... she's an evil, 783 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:32,068 emotionless, miserable human being, 784 00:59:32,152 --> 00:59:36,239 or... she's a robot. 785 00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:38,282 Small Wonder. You know, Vicki. 786 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:41,410 - That would explain a lot actually. - Can I ask you a question? 787 00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:44,997 - Yeah. - She never cheated on you? 788 00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:49,418 - No. Never. - She ever take advantage of you in any way? 789 00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:51,420 No. 790 00:59:51,505 --> 00:59:55,633 And she told you up front that she didn't want a boyfriend. 791 00:59:57,052 --> 00:59:59,220 Yeah. 792 01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:06,185 I got a great idea. 793 01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:22,785 Oh, fine! Go! That's fine. See ya. 794 01:00:22,869 --> 01:00:25,955 Waste of time. You don't look anything like Summer. 795 01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:31,544 Now departing on Track 2, Pacific Surfliner. 796 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,838 Full service to Santa Barbara. 797 01:00:33,922 --> 01:00:35,881 All aboard, please. 798 01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:45,182 - Hey, baby. - Hey, you here? 799 01:00:45,309 --> 01:00:47,268 - Hell no. - What do you mean, "Hell no"? 800 01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:49,979 - I'm not going to that. - Yes, you are. 801 01:00:50,063 --> 01:00:52,023 No, man. It's gonna be all old people. 802 01:00:52,107 --> 01:00:54,483 Yeah, but you said you were going. That's why I'm going. 803 01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:57,361 And that's why I called her last night, told her I was sick. 804 01:00:57,487 --> 01:01:00,906 - Like a ninja. - Dude! I'm gonna- I'm not gonna know anybody at this thing. 805 01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:03,451 Maybe you'll meet some hot granddaughters or something. 806 01:01:03,577 --> 01:01:05,578 - I'm hanging up now. - Bye, baby. 807 01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:09,040 May I have your attention, please? 808 01:01:09,124 --> 01:01:11,417 Passengers boarding the train in Los Angeles, please... 809 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:14,003 have your tickets out and ready for collection. 810 01:01:45,410 --> 01:01:47,328 Hi, Tom! 811 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:49,789 Hey. Summer. 812 01:01:49,915 --> 01:01:53,667 - I must have walked right by you. Yeah. 813 01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:56,796 Well, um, what are you doing? Are you going to Millie's? 814 01:01:59,174 --> 01:02:01,175 - Me too. - Cool. 815 01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:05,846 - I forgot you knew her. - Yeah, we worked together all that time, so- 816 01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:08,391 - Of course. - I love Millie. She's the sweetest. 817 01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:10,518 She is. 818 01:02:10,602 --> 01:02:12,895 - How are you? - I'm good. 819 01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:15,231 Good. I-I wrote to you. I never heard back, but- 820 01:02:15,315 --> 01:02:17,775 Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that. I- I just, you know- 821 01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:21,195 It got kind of crazy, and the holidays came up, so work was- 822 01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:23,697 You still working for Vance? 823 01:02:23,782 --> 01:02:25,574 Yeah. 824 01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:29,829 Well, I was gonna go get a coffee if you wanna- 825 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,667 "The Architecture of Happiness." 826 01:02:34,793 --> 01:02:36,919 - Yeah. - That looks like a good book. 827 01:02:37,003 --> 01:02:39,046 Yeah, it's- 828 01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:43,300 - Well, I don't want to bother you. - No, no. I, um- 829 01:02:43,385 --> 01:02:45,761 Yeah, let's get coffee. 830 01:02:45,846 --> 01:02:47,805 After you. 831 01:03:28,555 --> 01:03:31,390 - You look nice. - Thanks. 832 01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:33,434 So do you. 833 01:03:33,518 --> 01:03:37,855 Well? 834 01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:44,445 Penis. 835 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:47,990 No. 836 01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:50,576 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 837 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,953 You may kiss the bride. 838 01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:12,097 Okay. what else you got? 839 01:04:12,224 --> 01:04:14,308 - Well, you snore. - No, I don't. 840 01:04:14,434 --> 01:04:16,644 - You do. - No, I don't. 841 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,646 - Yeah. - Well, you do too. 842 01:04:18,772 --> 01:04:22,066 - Oh, I definitely do. - And your feet reek. 843 01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:24,151 - That one time! - No, every time. 844 01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:26,195 - That one time! - No. 845 01:04:26,279 --> 01:04:28,447 That one time especially, but every time. 846 01:04:28,532 --> 01:04:32,701 And when you wake up, your hair, it sticks up like that. 847 01:04:32,827 --> 01:04:34,870 - It's ridiculous. - You're ridiculous. 848 01:04:34,955 --> 01:04:36,914 Your favorite Beatle is Ringo. 849 01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:39,208 Damn right! 850 01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:41,502 - Ringo's the best. - Ringo is- 851 01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:44,380 - Goose! - Oh! Oh! Oh! 852 01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:48,634 Man! He's fast. Damn! All right. 853 01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:50,719 You got me. Duck. 854 01:04:50,804 --> 01:04:53,055 Duck. 855 01:05:09,281 --> 01:05:11,240 One, two, three. 856 01:05:18,456 --> 01:05:20,374 - Wanna dance? - Yeah. 857 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:22,376 Okay. 858 01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:32,177 Hey, I was wondering, um- 859 01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:36,932 I was gonna maybe have a party on Friday, um, 860 01:05:37,017 --> 01:05:41,395 on our rooftop that has, like, a really nice garden, 861 01:05:41,479 --> 01:05:43,480 if you want to come. 862 01:05:43,565 --> 01:05:45,566 Yeah. 863 01:05:45,650 --> 01:05:47,985 If you're not busy. 864 01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:51,113 I don't think I will be. 865 01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:57,786 - They're good, huh? - They are good. 866 01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:28,567 I guess I just got lucky. 867 01:06:28,652 --> 01:06:30,986 Um, we met in elementary school. 868 01:06:31,071 --> 01:06:34,031 In seventh grade we had the same class schedule, 869 01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:36,241 and, uh, 870 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:39,662 we just clicked, you know? 871 01:06:39,746 --> 01:06:41,372 Love? 872 01:06:41,456 --> 01:06:43,165 Shit, I don't know. 873 01:06:43,249 --> 01:06:46,669 As long as she's cute and she's willing, right? 874 01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:50,255 I'm flexible on the cute, so- 875 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,966 Twenty-one years. 876 01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:56,136 She's the light that guides me home. 877 01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:59,306 Yes, that is from one of our cards. 878 01:06:59,391 --> 01:07:01,392 No. Someone else wrote it. 879 01:07:01,476 --> 01:07:03,811 Doesn't make it less true. 880 01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:06,522 I think technically the "girl of my dreams"... 881 01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:11,318 would probably have, like, a really bodacious rack, you know. 882 01:07:11,403 --> 01:07:13,821 Maybe different hair. 883 01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:16,365 Probably- You know, she'd probably be a little more into sports. 884 01:07:16,449 --> 01:07:19,785 But, um, truthfully, 885 01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:23,664 Robyn's- Robyn's better than the girl of my dreams. 886 01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:26,125 She's real. 887 01:07:47,355 --> 01:07:49,398 Tom walked to her apartment, 888 01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:52,359 intoxicated by the promise of the evening. 889 01:07:52,444 --> 01:07:55,154 He believed that this time... 890 01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:58,073 his expectations would align with reality. 891 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:13,630 - Hi. - Hey. 892 01:08:16,176 --> 01:08:18,635 You look nice. 893 01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:20,387 Yeah. Thanks. 894 01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:22,181 - I like your tie. Wow! - Hi. 895 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:23,891 - How you doing? - Good. How are you? 896 01:08:24,017 --> 01:08:26,226 Good. 897 01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:36,779 I, um, brought you something. 898 01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:39,364 That's so nice. 899 01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:44,620 Thank you. 900 01:08:44,746 --> 01:08:47,372 - You shouldn't have. That's so nice. - It's the- 901 01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:49,374 - Thank you so much. - No problem. 902 01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:51,460 - I'm excited to read it. - Yeah. 903 01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:53,504 Come on. 904 01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:59,718 - So, Tom, what is it that you do? - Uh, I write greeting cards. 905 01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:02,513 Tom could be a really great architect if he wanted to be. 906 01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:04,765 That's unusual. 907 01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:06,934 I mean, what made you go from one to the other? 908 01:09:07,018 --> 01:09:09,228 I guess I just figured, 909 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:11,980 why make something disposable, like a building, 910 01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:15,984 when you can make something that lasts forever, like a greeting card? 911 01:09:26,037 --> 01:09:29,081 What? 912 01:09:29,207 --> 01:09:32,793 Do you guys know each other? 913 01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:30,827 Get a room! Really. 914 01:11:52,850 --> 01:11:55,268 Shit. 915 01:11:55,353 --> 01:11:58,063 I've been calling you every five minutes. Are you okay? 916 01:11:58,189 --> 01:12:00,107 - I'm great. - What happened to you? 917 01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:03,360 - I don't wanna talk about it. - You always wanna talk about it. 918 01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:05,904 - Not this. - Okay. well, come on. Let's go. 919 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:09,241 - Where are we going? - It's Thursday! 920 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:12,577 This one says, "Go for it!" 921 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:15,122 And this one says, "You can do it!" 922 01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:18,250 We have a whole line of inspirational photographic cards... 923 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:20,460 featuring Pickles, my cat. 924 01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:23,380 I think people will really enjoy them. 925 01:12:23,464 --> 01:12:26,550 - Thank you. - Good job, Rhoda. 926 01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:28,677 That's inspirational stuff. 927 01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:31,346 Okay. Who's next? 928 01:12:33,099 --> 01:12:35,017 We haven't heard from Sympathy in a while. 929 01:12:35,143 --> 01:12:36,768 - Hansen? - Yeah? 930 01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:39,604 The Winter Collection? Do you have anything to contribute? 931 01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:41,732 Uh, no. 932 01:12:41,816 --> 01:12:43,734 I really don't. 933 01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:45,861 Okay. 934 01:12:45,945 --> 01:12:48,280 We'll come back to you. Uh, McKenzie? 935 01:12:49,657 --> 01:12:52,159 - Actually, you know what? - Yes, Tom? 936 01:12:52,285 --> 01:12:55,120 - Can I say something about the cat? - Well, okay. 937 01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:57,456 Yeah, uh, this is- 938 01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,583 And, Rhoda, no disrespect here, 939 01:12:59,667 --> 01:13:03,253 but, um, this is total shit. 940 01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:05,589 - Tom! - "Go for it" and "You can do it"? 941 01:13:05,673 --> 01:13:07,799 That's not inspirational. That's suicidal. 942 01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:10,844 If Pickles goes for it right there, that's a dead cat. 943 01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:13,930 These are lies. We're liars. 944 01:13:14,015 --> 01:13:16,349 Think about it. Why do people buy these things? 945 01:13:16,434 --> 01:13:18,769 It's not 'cause they want to say how they feel. 946 01:13:18,853 --> 01:13:22,814 People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel, or they're afraid to. 947 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:25,317 We provide the service that lets them off the hook. 948 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:28,945 You know what? I say, to hell with it! Let's level with America. 949 01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:31,615 At least let them speak for themselves! Right? 950 01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:34,910 I mean, look! What- what is this? What does it say? 951 01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:36,912 "Congratulations on your new baby." Right? 952 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:39,206 How 'bout, "Congratulations on your new baby. 953 01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:42,542 - That's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you." - Sit down, Hansen. 954 01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:46,588 How 'bout this one, with all the pretty hearts on the front? I know where this is going. Yep! 955 01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:50,258 "Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. I love you." 956 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:53,845 That sweet? Ain't love grand? 957 01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,098 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 958 01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:58,266 What does that even mean, "love"? 959 01:13:58,351 --> 01:14:01,144 Do you know? Do you? Anybody? 960 01:14:01,229 --> 01:14:02,646 Tom. 961 01:14:02,730 --> 01:14:05,732 If somebody gave me this card, Mr. Vance, I would eat it. 962 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:11,947 It's- It's these cards, and the movies, and the pop songs- 963 01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:14,616 They're to blame for all the lies... 964 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:18,078 and the heartache, everything. 965 01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:20,914 And we're responsible. I'm responsible. 966 01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:26,795 I think we do a bad thing here. 967 01:14:26,879 --> 01:14:30,423 People should be able to say how they feel- how they really feel- 968 01:14:30,508 --> 01:14:34,636 not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouths. 969 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:37,222 Words like "love"... 970 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:42,519 that don't mean anything. 971 01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:45,897 Sorry. I'm sorry. I, uh- 972 01:14:48,317 --> 01:14:50,443 I quit. I'm- 973 01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:53,113 There's enough bullshit in the world without my help. 974 01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:21,391 All right. Next we do running drills. 975 01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:23,643 Hey, you're sketching again. 976 01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:25,937 Yeah, well, just doodling. 977 01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:29,733 Okay, Tom. we got 20 seconds. Talk to me. You okay? 978 01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:32,068 Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. 979 01:15:38,826 --> 01:15:41,369 You know, my friends are all in love with you. 980 01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:43,371 You know, it's like we said. 981 01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:46,666 - Plenty of other fish in the sea. - Thanks. 982 01:15:46,751 --> 01:15:49,002 But, uh, those are guppies. 983 01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:51,004 Yeah. 984 01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:54,382 - Hey, Tom? - Mmm. 985 01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:58,220 Look, I know you think that she was the one, 986 01:15:59,472 --> 01:16:01,806 but I don't. 987 01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:05,143 Now, I think you're just remembering the good stuff. 988 01:16:05,228 --> 01:16:08,230 Next time you look back, I, uh- 989 01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:10,815 I really think you should look again. 990 01:16:48,062 --> 01:16:51,690 It's playing at 5:00. Do you wanna see it? 991 01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:55,735 Um, I don't know. We could just go back to your place or- 992 01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:58,655 No, I really want to see it. Let's go. 993 01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:34,357 - You okay? - Yeah. 994 01:17:34,442 --> 01:17:37,610 What- what is it? The movie? 995 01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:40,447 It's nothing. I'm just- I'm just being stupid. 996 01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:42,157 - Yeah? - Yeah. 997 01:17:48,456 --> 01:17:50,457 It pains me we live in a world... 998 01:17:50,541 --> 01:17:52,625 where nobody's heard of Spearmint. 999 01:17:52,752 --> 01:17:55,962 - I've never heard of them. - I put 'em on that mix I made you. 1000 01:17:56,047 --> 01:17:58,340 They're track one. 1001 01:17:58,424 --> 01:18:00,759 Oh, yeah. 1002 01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:29,788 So, what do you wanna do? 1003 01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:32,123 I think I'm just gonna call it a day. 1004 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,793 You don't wanna get some dinner? Are you hungry? 1005 01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:39,047 You all right? 1006 01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:42,801 - I'm just tired. - Okay. 1007 01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:57,440 I got it. Pancakes! 1008 01:21:48,070 --> 01:21:49,988 Hey, Tom. 1009 01:22:04,169 --> 01:22:06,671 I thought I might see you here. 1010 01:22:13,387 --> 01:22:16,723 I always loved this place, ever since you brought me. 1011 01:22:16,807 --> 01:22:19,475 So I, uh- 1012 01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,894 I guess I should say congratulations. 1013 01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:25,481 Only if you mean it. 1014 01:22:25,566 --> 01:22:28,359 Ah. Well, in that case- 1015 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,994 So, are you okay? 1016 01:22:38,078 --> 01:22:41,122 I will be, eventually. 1017 01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:43,583 - You wanna- - Hmm. 1018 01:22:46,879 --> 01:22:49,005 - I like your suit. - Ah, thanks. 1019 01:22:49,131 --> 01:22:51,382 You look sharp. 1020 01:22:51,508 --> 01:22:54,552 - So do you. - Thanks. 1021 01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:57,138 - I quit the office. - You did? 1022 01:22:57,222 --> 01:22:59,557 I didn't know. That's great! 1023 01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:03,227 And you, um- 1024 01:23:04,271 --> 01:23:06,189 you're married. 1025 01:23:06,273 --> 01:23:08,941 Yeah. It's crazy, huh? 1026 01:23:17,368 --> 01:23:21,329 - You should have told me when we were at the- - I know. 1027 01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:23,748 You know, at the wedding when we were dancing. 1028 01:23:23,874 --> 01:23:26,292 - Well, he hadn't asked me yet. - But he was in your life. 1029 01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:29,128 - Yeah. - So why'd you dance with me? 1030 01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:34,175 'Cause I wanted to. 1031 01:23:36,095 --> 01:23:39,097 You just do what you want, don't you? 1032 01:23:46,313 --> 01:23:48,648 You never wanted to be anybody's girlfriend, 1033 01:23:48,732 --> 01:23:50,983 and now you're somebody's wife. 1034 01:23:51,068 --> 01:23:53,152 Surprised me too. 1035 01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:56,030 I don't think I'll ever understand that. 1036 01:23:57,449 --> 01:24:00,118 I mean, it doesn't make sense. 1037 01:24:01,620 --> 01:24:03,579 It just happened. 1038 01:24:03,664 --> 01:24:07,542 Right, but that's what I don't understand. What just happened? 1039 01:24:07,626 --> 01:24:11,963 I just- I just woke up one day, and I knew. 1040 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:13,965 Knew what? 1041 01:24:16,301 --> 01:24:18,803 What I was never sure of with you. 1042 01:24:32,985 --> 01:24:34,986 You know what sucks? 1043 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:38,448 Realizing that everything you believe in is complete and utter bullshit. 1044 01:24:38,532 --> 01:24:40,533 - It sucks. - What do you mean? 1045 01:24:40,617 --> 01:24:44,579 Uh, you know, destiny, and soul mates, and true love, 1046 01:24:44,663 --> 01:24:49,333 and all that childhood fairy tale nonsense. 1047 01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:51,711 You were right. I-I should have listened to you. 1048 01:24:51,837 --> 01:24:55,298 - No. - Yeah. What? What are you smiling at? 1049 01:24:56,508 --> 01:24:58,968 - Tom. - What? 1050 01:25:00,637 --> 01:25:03,389 What are you looking at me like that for? 1051 01:25:03,474 --> 01:25:06,100 Well, you know, 1052 01:25:06,185 --> 01:25:08,394 I guess it's 'cause... 1053 01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:11,022 I was sitting in a deli and reading Dorian Gray 1054 01:25:11,106 --> 01:25:13,608 and... a guy comes up to me... 1055 01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:16,277 and asked me about it, 1056 01:25:16,361 --> 01:25:19,363 and... now he's my husband. 1057 01:25:22,201 --> 01:25:24,660 Yeah. And... so? 1058 01:25:24,745 --> 01:25:28,623 So, what if I'd gone to the movies? 1059 01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:33,628 What if I had gone somewhere else for lunch? 1060 01:25:33,712 --> 01:25:37,048 What if I'd gotten there 10 minutes later? 1061 01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:40,635 It was- 1062 01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:43,054 It was meant to be. 1063 01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:45,807 And I just kept thinking, 1064 01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:49,560 - Tom was right. - No. 1065 01:25:49,645 --> 01:25:51,729 Yeah, I did. 1066 01:25:51,814 --> 01:25:54,315 I did. 1067 01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:03,533 It just wasn't me that you were right about. 1068 01:26:30,102 --> 01:26:32,019 I should go. 1069 01:26:32,104 --> 01:26:35,106 But I'm really happy to see that you're doing well. 1070 01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:44,574 Summer! 1071 01:26:46,577 --> 01:26:48,786 I really do hope that you're happy. 1072 01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:25,740 Most days of the year are unremarkable. 1073 01:27:25,824 --> 01:27:28,910 They begin and they end... 1074 01:27:28,994 --> 01:27:32,914 with no lasting memories made in between. 1075 01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:35,541 Most days have no impact... 1076 01:27:35,626 --> 01:27:37,627 on the course of a life. 1077 01:27:38,670 --> 01:27:41,505 May 23rd was a Wednesday. 1078 01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:02,193 - Are you interviewing? - Sorry? 1079 01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:05,905 Are you interviewing for the position? 1080 01:28:06,031 --> 01:28:08,532 - Oh, yeah. Why? Are you? - Yeah. 1081 01:28:08,617 --> 01:28:10,534 Mm-hmm. 1082 01:28:10,619 --> 01:28:12,745 My competition. 1083 01:28:12,829 --> 01:28:15,498 It would appear. 1084 01:28:15,582 --> 01:28:19,752 Yeah. So, a little awkward. 1085 01:28:19,836 --> 01:28:21,754 Yeah. 1086 01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:27,718 Well, I hope you, um, don't get the job. 1087 01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:31,305 Well, I hope you don't get the job. 1088 01:28:33,433 --> 01:28:36,268 Have I seen you before? 1089 01:28:36,353 --> 01:28:38,354 Me? I don't think so. 1090 01:28:39,731 --> 01:28:42,149 Do you ever go to Angelus Plaza? 1091 01:28:42,234 --> 01:28:45,152 Yes. That's, like, my favorite spot in the city. 1092 01:28:45,237 --> 01:28:47,196 Yeah. Okay. Except for the parking lots, but- 1093 01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:49,198 - Yeah. I- I agree. - Yeah, yeah. 1094 01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:51,325 - I think I've seen you there. - Really? 1095 01:28:51,451 --> 01:28:54,286 - Yeah. - I haven't seen you. 1096 01:28:56,039 --> 01:28:58,666 You must not have been looking. 1097 01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,751 If Tom had learned anything, 1098 01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:03,879 it was that you can't ascribe great cosmic significance... 1099 01:29:03,964 --> 01:29:06,090 to a simple earthly event. 1100 01:29:07,759 --> 01:29:11,721 Coincidence. That's all anything ever is. 1101 01:29:11,805 --> 01:29:13,806 Nothing more than coincidence. 1102 01:29:13,890 --> 01:29:16,225 - Tom Hansen. - Yeah. 1103 01:29:16,309 --> 01:29:18,310 - Come on back. - Thank you. 1104 01:29:19,604 --> 01:29:23,607 Tom had finally learned there are no miracles. 1105 01:29:23,692 --> 01:29:26,193 There's no such thing as fate. 1106 01:29:26,278 --> 01:29:28,696 Nothing is meant to be. 1107 01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:32,366 He knew. He was sure of it now. 1108 01:29:32,451 --> 01:29:35,119 Tom was- - Sorry. Um- 1109 01:29:35,203 --> 01:29:37,413 I just left, uh- Can I- one second. 1110 01:29:37,497 --> 01:29:40,249 He was pretty sure. 1111 01:29:40,333 --> 01:29:43,419 - Hey. - You again. 1112 01:29:43,503 --> 01:29:45,838 Yeah. I, uh, was just wondering... 1113 01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:49,175 if maybe after this, if, um, you- 1114 01:29:51,094 --> 01:29:53,721 you want to get some coffee or something. 1115 01:29:53,805 --> 01:29:55,806 Oh, I'm sorry. 1116 01:29:55,891 --> 01:29:59,935 I'm sort of supposed to meet someone after this. 1117 01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:01,979 Okay. 1118 01:30:09,321 --> 01:30:11,197 Sure. 1119 01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:13,908 - What's that? - Why not? 1120 01:30:13,992 --> 01:30:17,244 Okay. Well, then I'll just, uh- I'll wait for you- 1121 01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:19,538 - We- We'll figure it out. - We'll figure it out. 1122 01:30:19,623 --> 01:30:23,834 - My name's Tom. - Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn.