1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:01,512 Seriously stop! Seriously. I'll smoke you out. 2 00:00:01,619 --> 00:00:03,678 Seriously, seriously stop! 3 00:00:05,155 --> 00:00:09,114 What are you doing? Stop! No! No! Let go! 4 00:00:09,226 --> 00:00:12,320 You're crazy! No! No! 5 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:15,262 (SCREAMING) No! Open up. 6 00:00:15,366 --> 00:00:16,765 No! Good girl. 7 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,869 Wasn't painful, was it? No. 8 00:00:19,970 --> 00:00:21,403 In future, if you find yourself in a situation... 9 00:00:21,505 --> 00:00:24,804 What are you doing? Get the fuck... You little wanker. 10 00:00:28,712 --> 00:00:31,647 I just need you to go and score for me, Aaron. 11 00:00:33,684 --> 00:00:35,743 We're in Vegas. I don't know peeps out here, you know? 12 00:00:35,853 --> 00:00:37,480 It's not a fucking game, Aaron! 13 00:00:37,588 --> 00:00:40,887 Don't put yourself between me and my problem or I'll fucking destroy you! 14 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:44,853 Go on now! Why are you still here? Why are you still here? 15 00:00:47,364 --> 00:00:48,922 Just calm... Just calm down. 16 00:00:49,033 --> 00:00:50,625 It's not a joke! It's not funny! 17 00:00:50,934 --> 00:00:53,494 Spilling my narcotics, fucking me around! 18 00:00:53,604 --> 00:00:54,901 I need you to sort me out! 19 00:00:55,005 --> 00:00:57,974 You spilled my medicine! You need to remedy it! 20 00:01:00,778 --> 00:01:02,245 This is calm. 21 00:01:02,346 --> 00:01:04,211 Twenty minutes ago, I was even more calm 22 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:06,145 when I had my fingers in your asshole. 23 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:08,218 You don't want to wait around for another half-hour, son, 24 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,512 'cause I'll be fucking you up. 25 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:21,991 I'll figure it out. 26 00:01:22,099 --> 00:01:23,191 Yeah, you will. Yeah. 27 00:01:27,071 --> 00:01:28,368 Hi. Can I help you? Yes. 28 00:01:28,472 --> 00:01:30,633 I am trying to look up a friend of mine who's staying at the hotel. 29 00:01:30,741 --> 00:01:33,175 I don't know what room he's in. Okay. What's the last name? 30 00:01:33,277 --> 00:01:35,108 It's spelled H... Okay. 31 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:42,547 ...E-R-O-I-N. 32 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:48,185 Can you find that guest for me? 33 00:01:51,795 --> 00:01:53,763 Can you find that guest for me? 34 00:01:54,798 --> 00:01:55,890 Okay, I see what you're doing. 35 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,067 I don't think it's funny, to be honest with you. 36 00:01:58,435 --> 00:02:00,403 I mean, you come here, you ask me for, 37 00:02:00,504 --> 00:02:02,529 if somebody named Heroin has checked in the fucking hotel, 38 00:02:02,639 --> 00:02:04,266 'cause you wanna buy drugs and that's how you do it? 39 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,535 You pretend that it's the last name of a fucking guest? 40 00:02:06,643 --> 00:02:07,701 Are you out of your mind? 41 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,345 I don't know. I just, just, just... I just... 42 00:02:12,449 --> 00:02:14,747 I'm looking for my friend Heroin. Do you know him? 43 00:02:15,119 --> 00:02:18,611 Yeah, I do. He'll be out back of the Spice Market Buffet in 20 minutes. 44 00:02:18,856 --> 00:02:20,847 (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO) 45 00:02:22,259 --> 00:02:24,784 I feel like I'm in 2 Fast 2 Furious. 46 00:02:28,632 --> 00:02:29,724 Yo, Brian, give me my money 47 00:02:29,833 --> 00:02:31,698 or I'm gonna stab you in the fucking stomach, all right? 48 00:02:31,802 --> 00:02:34,362 Get out of my room, dude. What are you gonna do? 49 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:38,940 What... I'm not, like, involved in this. 50 00:02:39,710 --> 00:02:40,904 Oh, my God! 51 00:02:41,011 --> 00:02:42,171 Where is the hospital? 52 00:02:42,279 --> 00:02:44,839 You take a right on North Casino Way! 53 00:02:45,682 --> 00:02:47,343 Every street's called Casino Way! 54 00:02:52,689 --> 00:02:56,352 God, why didn't he take me all the way to the door? 55 00:02:57,828 --> 00:02:59,557 (SINGING) One, two, three, four 56 00:02:59,696 --> 00:03:01,527 It's just like coming in the back door 57 00:03:01,632 --> 00:03:04,965 Five, six, seven, eight Feels great 58 00:03:05,202 --> 00:03:09,536 A ring, a ring around my dirty posie 59 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:12,939 My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy 60 00:03:13,043 --> 00:03:16,535 Ring, ring, ring around my posie 61 00:03:16,647 --> 00:03:17,636 (CLEARS THROAT) 62 00:03:17,748 --> 00:03:19,045 All the boys in town say I've the tautest of posies 63 00:03:19,149 --> 00:03:20,309 Aldous. 64 00:03:22,219 --> 00:03:25,279 I couldn't get what you wanted me to get. 65 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:27,582 Sorry. 66 00:03:29,927 --> 00:03:31,258 Yeah, I forgot I asked you to do that. 67 00:03:31,728 --> 00:03:33,389 No, that's all sorted. 68 00:03:33,697 --> 00:03:36,325 Turns out, it's quite easy to get drugs in Las Vegas. 69 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:40,300 Why do you look so flustered? 70 00:03:40,671 --> 00:03:42,138 All right, just change and we'll get going, shall we? 71 00:03:43,106 --> 00:03:44,437 Looking forward to seeing me dad. 72 00:03:44,541 --> 00:03:46,634 Thanks again for the suggestion. 73 00:03:46,743 --> 00:03:47,710 Great. 74 00:03:48,078 --> 00:03:53,015 By posie, I'm talking about my asshole 75 00:03:53,116 --> 00:03:54,447 Jackie Q! 76 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,994 (SINGING JAZZ SONG) 77 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:34,017 When Frank Sinatra moves his arm, you can see my dad. There. There! 78 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:45,297 What about... What was that fucking album you brought out last? 79 00:04:45,402 --> 00:04:48,428 It was... What was it? African something or Zambezi, 80 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,199 or what was it? African Child. 81 00:04:50,307 --> 00:04:52,935 Child. Child. Yeah, yeah, African Child. 82 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,840 You should have stayed away from that one, I think. 83 00:04:54,945 --> 00:04:58,437 I think you should've aborted that child, eh? (LAUGHS) You got that? 84 00:04:59,016 --> 00:05:00,415 You know, mate? 85 00:05:01,952 --> 00:05:03,317 I loved it. 86 00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:05,547 She loved it, yeah. Yeah. She really did. 87 00:05:05,656 --> 00:05:06,884 No, she told me that she loved it. 88 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:08,719 Yeah? I loved it. So enlightening. 89 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:11,088 We didn't order these. 90 00:05:11,261 --> 00:05:12,558 These drinks are on the house. 91 00:05:12,663 --> 00:05:15,530 Oh, really? Great. Thank you very much. 92 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:17,291 Funny, isn't it? 93 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:20,302 You get rich and then everything comes free. 94 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:21,462 Yeah. 95 00:05:23,307 --> 00:05:24,740 So what brings you to Vegas? 96 00:05:24,841 --> 00:05:26,331 Aldous wanted to visit you. 97 00:05:26,443 --> 00:05:28,411 No. No, we were just passing through. 98 00:05:28,645 --> 00:05:30,010 We were near. Really? 99 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:33,413 Actually, I've got a show at the Greek Theatre in LA. 100 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,775 Terrific! Terrific. Great. 101 00:05:35,886 --> 00:05:37,513 It's tomorrow, actually. 102 00:05:37,621 --> 00:05:39,213 Really? Terrific! 103 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:40,851 We should go see that. 104 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:43,222 (STAMMERING) Well, I'm not sure I... 105 00:05:43,327 --> 00:05:44,851 No, I think I'm busy tomorrow night. I'm busy tomorrow. 106 00:05:44,962 --> 00:05:47,590 Don't worry about it. It's not set in stone or... 107 00:05:47,698 --> 00:05:49,723 It's actually very set in stone. 108 00:05:50,167 --> 00:05:52,567 No, some of us have to work for a living, right? You know. 109 00:05:52,869 --> 00:05:54,803 Yeah, 'cause I remember I became a rock star 110 00:05:54,905 --> 00:05:56,805 as a result of winning a quiz show. 111 00:05:57,174 --> 00:05:58,539 What? (LAUGHS) 112 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,877 All right, all right. I'll check the schedule. 113 00:06:02,379 --> 00:06:03,846 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 114 00:06:05,349 --> 00:06:06,316 ALDOUS: Dad! 115 00:06:06,416 --> 00:06:07,940 I like it here. 116 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:09,950 Cheers, son. 117 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:12,752 Yeah, I like to come here and clear my head. (CELL PHONE RINGING) 118 00:06:12,856 --> 00:06:14,585 You remember that first strip club I brought you to? 119 00:06:14,691 --> 00:06:17,023 ALDOUS: I do. Fondly. Very fondly. 120 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:19,618 So listen, what are you going to open with at the Greek? 121 00:06:19,930 --> 00:06:21,625 Love Explodes. Really? 122 00:06:21,932 --> 00:06:25,800 I think you should open with Going Up. I love that fucking song. 123 00:06:25,902 --> 00:06:28,837 It's fucking genius. You know, it's a great thing to open with. 124 00:06:28,939 --> 00:06:30,497 I mean, getting them up, getting them, fuck, 125 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:34,236 right there in the fucking palm of your hand right away. Going Up. 126 00:06:34,344 --> 00:06:35,641 You missed sound check, bitch! 127 00:06:35,746 --> 00:06:37,008 You know how much that's gonna cost us? 128 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:40,378 I apologize. Look, things got out of control. 129 00:06:40,684 --> 00:06:43,812 But, hey, we're at The Standard now, so it's all fine, 130 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,616 because we're all settled in and we're here. 131 00:06:46,723 --> 00:06:51,092 Guess what. I'm downstairs in the lobby. Why don't you come on down? 132 00:06:51,695 --> 00:06:55,187 You know what? (WHISPERS) Actually, Aldous just went to sleep. 133 00:06:55,532 --> 00:06:58,729 So I just think it'd be better if he just, like, got some rest. 134 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:05,641 April Fools. 135 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,639 I don't want to hear that shit. You fucked up. 136 00:07:07,978 --> 00:07:10,378 He doesn't do anything you want him to do! He's a crazy person! 137 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,607 Okay, shut the fuck up and listen. There's a change of plans. 138 00:07:12,716 --> 00:07:14,343 I hope you got a good night's sleep. 139 00:07:14,451 --> 00:07:17,784 We going to party these pussy limey motherfuckers into the ground. 140 00:07:17,888 --> 00:07:19,355 They gonna be dying to leave Vegas. 141 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:20,990 But we gonna have to mind fuck them. 142 00:07:22,459 --> 00:07:23,790 A deep mind fuck. 143 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:25,628 Sergio! 144 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:27,419 Aldous, hey! 145 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:28,498 Have a drink with us! 146 00:07:28,598 --> 00:07:29,587 Come on! 147 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,030 ALDOUS: Whoo! Vegas! What's up, baby? 148 00:07:31,134 --> 00:07:33,466 BOTH: Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! 149 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:34,828 ALDOUS: Join in! 150 00:07:34,938 --> 00:07:37,236 Let's get our mind fuck on. 151 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,640 SERGIO: Now, the Rat Pack was the shit! 152 00:07:41,812 --> 00:07:44,076 Those guys right there could croon. 153 00:07:44,514 --> 00:07:46,778 Whenever I would hear Frank or Dean or Sammy sing, 154 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,783 shit would just warm my heart! 155 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,944 You know, it just makes me fucking tingle! It's nice, isn't it? 156 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,954 Yeah, I feel that. I feel that, Sergio. 157 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:56,389 Sometimes I think that I was Frank Sinatra in a past life, 158 00:07:56,827 --> 00:07:59,421 even though I was born before he died. 159 00:07:59,529 --> 00:08:01,326 No, I'm Frank Sinatra. 160 00:08:01,431 --> 00:08:02,659 What? No. 161 00:08:02,766 --> 00:08:04,734 You? No. (LAUGHING) 162 00:08:04,835 --> 00:08:06,894 No. No, no, no. Sorry, mate. 163 00:08:07,104 --> 00:08:08,935 You can't be Frank! Can't be Frank. 164 00:08:09,172 --> 00:08:10,298 No. Yeah. I'm Frank. 165 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,068 What you trying to say? I gotta be Sammy? 166 00:08:12,309 --> 00:08:13,674 ALDOUS: Yeah. Why I gotta be Sammy? 167 00:08:13,844 --> 00:08:15,368 'Cause I'm black, I gotta be Sammy Davis? 168 00:08:15,545 --> 00:08:17,069 Well, you know... 169 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:19,478 I look more like Frank than I do look like Sammy! 170 00:08:19,950 --> 00:08:21,975 Hey, so it looks like you got everything under control, 171 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,575 so I might call it an evening. 172 00:08:24,121 --> 00:08:25,213 Sit your ass... 173 00:08:25,322 --> 00:08:27,313 Has he been acting like a bitch this whole time? 174 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,016 Yes, he has. Yeah, he's been a right little bitch. 175 00:08:29,126 --> 00:08:30,957 SERGIO: What are you doing? You are representing Pinnacle. 176 00:08:32,329 --> 00:08:35,321 Excuse me. Come here for a second. What's your name? 177 00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:37,758 Destiny. 178 00:08:38,635 --> 00:08:40,125 Destiny, this is Aaron. 179 00:08:40,237 --> 00:08:43,104 He's my personal attendant. He runs shit for me. 180 00:08:43,206 --> 00:08:44,901 Nice to meet you. Aaron. 181 00:08:45,008 --> 00:08:46,373 Destiny. 182 00:08:47,077 --> 00:08:48,806 Destiny, pay attention. 183 00:08:49,146 --> 00:08:53,742 You are gonna go and have sex with Aaron. Right now. 184 00:08:55,919 --> 00:08:57,045 That's disrespectful. 185 00:08:57,187 --> 00:08:59,417 SERGIO: Aaron, go with your destiny. 186 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:04,283 (LAUGHING) That's my name, Destiny. And you're using it two ways. 187 00:09:09,678 --> 00:09:10,736 I'm actually in a band. 188 00:09:10,846 --> 00:09:14,577 My life is music. I'm in an all-girl cover band 189 00:09:14,984 --> 00:09:18,112 and we do the Pussycat Girl's songs. 190 00:09:18,621 --> 00:09:21,556 And we're called the Pussy Kittens. 191 00:09:23,826 --> 00:09:25,259 Can you hook me up with Aldous? 192 00:09:27,363 --> 00:09:28,330 Sure. Cool. 193 00:09:30,299 --> 00:09:33,291 Okay, what are you doing? What? 194 00:09:34,069 --> 00:09:35,366 Don't do that. 195 00:09:35,471 --> 00:09:38,668 I feel like I want to show you something. 196 00:09:39,041 --> 00:09:41,839 I feel like I don't want to see it, though. 197 00:09:43,279 --> 00:09:46,908 All right! Hey! So that's your vagina. 198 00:09:47,483 --> 00:09:49,508 Right on. No, but look at it! 199 00:09:49,618 --> 00:09:52,644 Look at the hair. Look at the pubic hair! It's... 200 00:09:52,755 --> 00:09:54,620 Yeah, it's a microphone. For my work. 201 00:09:54,723 --> 00:09:57,920 Hello. Testing, one, two, three! Is this thing on? 202 00:09:58,427 --> 00:09:59,416 Hello? 203 00:09:59,528 --> 00:10:01,086 Hey, so put that away, all right? 204 00:10:01,497 --> 00:10:03,692 Do you want to sing hair-aoke? 205 00:10:04,199 --> 00:10:06,224 I'm okay. I'm all right. 206 00:10:06,535 --> 00:10:08,093 Oh, my God. 207 00:10:08,270 --> 00:10:09,828 I think you're really sexy 208 00:10:10,572 --> 00:10:12,699 because you look like Dennis Quaid. 209 00:10:13,142 --> 00:10:15,736 What? Really? Randy Quaid, maybe. 210 00:10:15,944 --> 00:10:17,639 Pants off! No! 211 00:10:17,913 --> 00:10:18,880 Off with the pants. Honestly... 212 00:10:18,981 --> 00:10:20,073 Pants-off party! 213 00:10:20,182 --> 00:10:22,150 You're acting crazy! Stop. No! 214 00:10:22,551 --> 00:10:24,212 Hello. All right. 215 00:10:25,788 --> 00:10:28,882 Fun and games are over. Let's relax for a second. 216 00:10:29,425 --> 00:10:33,725 Let's just, let's just... You carry that around with you? 217 00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:39,123 Stop! When's the last time you Purell-d that thing? 218 00:10:39,234 --> 00:10:40,201 Kiss it. 219 00:10:41,136 --> 00:10:42,125 (CHOKING) 220 00:10:42,237 --> 00:10:43,204 You like it. 221 00:10:43,305 --> 00:10:44,431 I want to go home! 222 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:46,269 This is going inside of you! 223 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:48,070 No! Get off of me! What are you doing? 224 00:10:48,177 --> 00:10:51,704 Oh, my God! Why does this keep happening to me? 225 00:10:52,014 --> 00:10:53,709 Just relax. No! 226 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:56,051 Take your medicine. Yes, yes. 227 00:10:56,151 --> 00:10:57,448 AARON: Why does it have balls? 228 00:11:11,266 --> 00:11:12,699 That was really nice. 229 00:11:12,801 --> 00:11:14,928 No, it's really nice, you know, 230 00:11:15,037 --> 00:11:16,231 playing together like that. 231 00:11:16,338 --> 00:11:17,396 Yeah. 232 00:11:17,506 --> 00:11:19,269 We should do it more often. 233 00:11:19,775 --> 00:11:21,242 We should, Dad. 234 00:11:24,012 --> 00:11:29,575 Yeah, you know, there's a ballroom space opening up at the Golden Nugget. 235 00:11:29,885 --> 00:11:31,716 I know the owner a bit, you know? 236 00:11:32,287 --> 00:11:35,017 I could hook you up with a permanent gig there. 237 00:11:36,392 --> 00:11:41,329 We could make loads of dough. Well, they're all doing it, you know. 238 00:11:41,663 --> 00:11:43,790 Cher. C�line Dion. Elton John. 239 00:11:43,899 --> 00:11:45,332 If you want money from me, Dad, just ask. 240 00:11:46,535 --> 00:11:48,025 I don't want your fucking money, do I? 241 00:11:48,337 --> 00:11:50,237 I just want to help your fucking career, don't I? 242 00:11:50,339 --> 00:11:52,204 My career don't need help. Really? 243 00:11:52,574 --> 00:11:55,168 Your last record, you know how many it sold? 244 00:11:55,878 --> 00:11:58,073 Don't need help? You sure fucking do. 245 00:11:58,380 --> 00:12:01,474 So you know the precise sales figures for me last album. 246 00:12:01,917 --> 00:12:03,817 When was me birthday? Surprise me. Now, look, look... 247 00:12:03,919 --> 00:12:05,284 When was me birthday? Aldy, Aldy, Aldy! 248 00:12:05,387 --> 00:12:07,719 You never would have made it without me. 249 00:12:07,823 --> 00:12:09,620 I did make it without you. I made it in spite of you. 250 00:12:09,825 --> 00:12:12,623 You inherited all your musical talent from me! 251 00:12:13,695 --> 00:12:16,823 I wrote all your songs from the tip of my cock. 252 00:12:17,099 --> 00:12:20,466 Right. That's it. So, like, I've been plagiarizing from your ball bag. 253 00:12:20,602 --> 00:12:23,594 Where does the DNA come... Where does your talent come from? 254 00:12:24,106 --> 00:12:25,869 Here. Brilliant bit of biology, Dad. 255 00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:29,540 Yeah, I think that's what Darwin discovered on the Galapagos Isles. 256 00:12:29,645 --> 00:12:32,011 That music can be written in someone's spunk. 257 00:12:32,114 --> 00:12:33,706 I'm talking fucking facts. 258 00:12:33,816 --> 00:12:37,252 I think I've just been raped. ALDOUS: What's that? 259 00:12:38,187 --> 00:12:39,154 Raped? 260 00:12:39,621 --> 00:12:41,054 Here you go, mate. That'll take the edge off. 261 00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:43,549 Yeah, give him that. Make yourself useful. 262 00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:48,886 Here you go. All right? What is this? 263 00:12:49,398 --> 00:12:51,866 It's called a Jeffrey, Aaron. Bit of this, bit of that. 264 00:12:52,568 --> 00:12:54,763 JONATHAN: Here. Have a look. Have a look at this. 265 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:57,800 Aldous Snow wasn't always so pretty, was he, eh? 266 00:12:58,006 --> 00:12:59,405 What are you showing him that for, Dad? 267 00:12:59,508 --> 00:13:00,805 Why do you carry that photograph? 268 00:13:01,443 --> 00:13:02,501 Remember when we used to box? 269 00:13:03,045 --> 00:13:05,479 You used to get in the ring, wheezing around. 270 00:13:06,915 --> 00:13:08,746 Do you remember? (LAUGHING) 271 00:13:10,252 --> 00:13:14,780 Hey, what's in this? My heart's starting to beat really fast. 272 00:13:15,491 --> 00:13:20,053 It's weed mostly. Sergio gave it to me. 273 00:13:20,963 --> 00:13:25,127 It's got a bit of opium in it. Some heroin. 274 00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:27,826 Crunched-up E's. JONATHAN: Clorox. 275 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:31,571 Methadone. Subutex. Morphine. Peyote. 276 00:13:32,608 --> 00:13:34,075 Some other stuff that's unidentifiable, 277 00:13:34,176 --> 00:13:37,168 and I think a little bit of angel dust, actually, if I'm not mistaken. 278 00:13:37,279 --> 00:13:39,304 You know, bit of glue for... Yeah. Keep it traditional. 279 00:13:39,648 --> 00:13:40,672 It's like a drug Neapolitan. 280 00:13:42,351 --> 00:13:43,750 Oh, my God, look at his little boat. 281 00:13:43,852 --> 00:13:45,183 What a lovely little boat race. 282 00:13:45,287 --> 00:13:48,552 Yeah, let me get a shot of that. Hold it, hold it. Cheese! 283 00:13:48,924 --> 00:13:50,357 I'll never tire of looking at that git. 284 00:13:50,626 --> 00:13:52,491 Why the fuck is it called a Jeffrey? 285 00:13:52,661 --> 00:13:54,993 'Cause who could be scared of a Jeffrey? 286 00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:58,429 Yeah, Jeffrey's just this nice bloke from down the road, isn't he? 287 00:13:59,535 --> 00:14:00,593 What's wrong with you? 288 00:14:00,702 --> 00:14:03,193 "Hello, I'm Jeffrey! I've just moved in." 289 00:14:03,305 --> 00:14:04,738 "Yes, I'm Jeffrey." 290 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,899 "Jeffrey. Jeffrey, Jeffrey." "My wife has got varicose veins!" 291 00:14:07,142 --> 00:14:08,336 I'm having a heart attack. 292 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:09,868 (BOTH LAUGHING) 293 00:14:10,546 --> 00:14:11,570 I'm having a heart attack. 294 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,977 You're not having a heart attack, Aaron. 295 00:14:14,082 --> 00:14:15,549 I think he might be having a heart attack. 296 00:14:15,651 --> 00:14:17,141 He's not. He's all right. Oh, no. 297 00:14:17,252 --> 00:14:18,276 Don't wind him up. 298 00:14:18,387 --> 00:14:19,354 I'm having a heart attack. 299 00:14:19,454 --> 00:14:20,887 He is. He's having a heart attack. 300 00:14:20,989 --> 00:14:22,820 I'm telling you. Listen to your dad! He's right! 301 00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:23,914 He's not having a heart attack. 302 00:14:24,026 --> 00:14:26,790 He looks like he's having a heart attack, doesn't he? 303 00:14:26,895 --> 00:14:28,362 Aaron, come with me, mate. 304 00:14:28,463 --> 00:14:29,828 Just get away from him. He's an idiot. 305 00:14:29,932 --> 00:14:31,229 It's all right. Just take deep breaths. 306 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:32,823 In through your nose, out through your mouth. 307 00:14:32,935 --> 00:14:34,630 In through your nose, out through your mouth. 308 00:14:34,736 --> 00:14:36,135 That's what you need to do. 309 00:14:36,238 --> 00:14:38,138 Come here. We're together, mate, all right? 310 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,265 I shouldn't have given you the Jeffrey. That was a mistake. 311 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:43,538 I'm so sorry. But relax now. It's over. Everything is beautiful. 312 00:14:43,845 --> 00:14:47,303 The world is beautiful. Everything is cool. Look around us, we're... 313 00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:49,074 Look at that, look. Look at these. 314 00:14:49,184 --> 00:14:52,449 Look at this tiny, simple beauty of this tiny little ant. 315 00:14:52,554 --> 00:14:55,421 Isn't that lovely? See? We're at one with that. So lovely. 316 00:14:55,724 --> 00:14:56,986 It's nice, beautiful. 317 00:14:57,092 --> 00:14:58,286 Isn't it beautiful? 318 00:14:58,927 --> 00:15:01,623 And lovely, and wonderful, and pure and... 319 00:15:03,298 --> 00:15:05,266 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. 320 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,992 No. I'm on the Jeffrey, too. 321 00:15:07,102 --> 00:15:08,865 Now just breathe deeply. 322 00:15:09,438 --> 00:15:10,769 Okay. Okay. 323 00:15:10,973 --> 00:15:12,531 That won't last. No. 324 00:15:12,641 --> 00:15:14,768 That's the joy of the Jeffrey, you see. 325 00:15:14,876 --> 00:15:19,279 It goes away, but then it comes back! 326 00:15:20,349 --> 00:15:21,782 Don't worry. It doesn't do that. You're gonna be okay. 327 00:15:21,883 --> 00:15:22,850 Don't listen to him, don't listen to him. 328 00:15:22,951 --> 00:15:24,509 Here. Put your hand here. Just touch the furry wall. 329 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:28,283 Stay with me. Be calm. Be calm. Just stroke the furry wall. 330 00:15:28,991 --> 00:15:31,755 You're with the furry wall. With the furry wall now. 331 00:15:32,194 --> 00:15:33,957 Dad! Stop bullying my mate! 332 00:15:34,129 --> 00:15:35,892 You sound just like your mum. 333 00:15:35,998 --> 00:15:38,432 Don't talk about my mum. Y'all need to take a hit of this Jeffrey! 334 00:15:38,533 --> 00:15:39,591 It'll calm you down! 335 00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:40,690 JONATHAN: Sammy's right! 336 00:15:40,969 --> 00:15:45,565 Right, I've got a question. She still seeing that soft-dick postman, eh? 337 00:15:45,674 --> 00:15:46,902 Or has he left her as well? 338 00:15:47,009 --> 00:15:48,738 You're gonna die on your own, old man. 339 00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:51,836 You're gonna die and I'm gonna fucking laugh when you die, you old cunt. 340 00:15:51,947 --> 00:15:54,507 Aaron, stop stroking the furry wall! We're going... 341 00:15:57,252 --> 00:15:58,310 Get off! 342 00:15:59,688 --> 00:16:02,122 Hey, shouldn't somebody stop this? 343 00:16:02,524 --> 00:16:03,752 Feel how good this feels? 344 00:16:03,859 --> 00:16:06,191 I'm gonna cover the whole outside of my house in this material. 345 00:16:06,795 --> 00:16:09,229 Come back here. Get back here. Get... 346 00:16:10,332 --> 00:16:12,266 My house is gonna look like a fucking werewolf. 347 00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:13,391 What the fuck? 348 00:16:13,502 --> 00:16:14,992 Go on, run away! Stop chasing me! 349 00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:16,832 SERGIO: See, Aaron? The plan is working. 350 00:16:17,773 --> 00:16:19,764 This is what old pussy used to look like in the '70s. 351 00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:21,566 I miss that. 352 00:16:21,977 --> 00:16:23,842 You're a very bad parent! 353 00:16:24,513 --> 00:16:25,605 I'll show you bad, eh? 354 00:16:25,714 --> 00:16:26,942 What are you doing? That's a gun! 355 00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:28,380 He's got a gun! 356 00:16:28,483 --> 00:16:30,781 Now that's what I'm talking about. Oh, no. 357 00:16:30,886 --> 00:16:32,251 Where did that come from? Hey! 358 00:16:32,387 --> 00:16:33,411 Keep stroking the wall! 359 00:16:33,522 --> 00:16:35,217 Keep stroking the wall! 360 00:16:35,457 --> 00:16:37,687 That's Jeffrey's gun. No one endangers my artist! 361 00:16:39,094 --> 00:16:40,925 Somebody help me, please! I'm coming, Aaron! 362 00:16:42,297 --> 00:16:43,924 This is so rock star. 363 00:16:44,032 --> 00:16:45,727 I'm having a heart attack! 364 00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:49,292 Somebody take me to the hospital! It's on North Casino Way! 365 00:16:50,272 --> 00:16:51,330 (SHUSHING) 366 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,305 Calm down. I'm having a heart attack! 367 00:16:53,408 --> 00:16:55,899 You're having a heart attack, are you? I am! 368 00:16:56,011 --> 00:16:59,037 Jesus! Why can't everything be this simple? 369 00:16:59,614 --> 00:17:01,605 Sergio, fancy a drink, eh? 370 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,517 Sergio would have made you bring a medical kit. 371 00:17:06,621 --> 00:17:07,849 Where is the medical kit that Sergio... 372 00:17:07,956 --> 00:17:09,856 It's over there! It's over there! 373 00:17:11,493 --> 00:17:12,482 (LAUGHING) 374 00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:13,561 Fucker. 375 00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:16,593 Yeah! 376 00:17:21,403 --> 00:17:23,303 I'm okay. Right! 377 00:17:23,638 --> 00:17:24,798 Come here! 378 00:17:24,906 --> 00:17:26,203 No! No. No. 379 00:17:26,308 --> 00:17:28,503 Now I'm gonna stab you in the heart with this adrenaline needle. 380 00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:29,941 What? What? 381 00:17:30,479 --> 00:17:32,174 (SCREAMING) 382 00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:37,777 I'm alive! 383 00:17:43,492 --> 00:17:45,517 (WHOOPING) See if you like this. 384 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:49,561 Where the hell you been? 385 00:17:49,664 --> 00:17:50,653 We went to see Cher. 386 00:17:50,832 --> 00:17:52,129 Cher? How was it? 387 00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:53,634 Amazing. 388 00:17:53,735 --> 00:17:55,703 This is all your fault! 389 00:17:55,871 --> 00:17:57,862 He's fucking Catwoman! 390 00:17:57,973 --> 00:17:59,873 You're so mean! That's enough! 391 00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:01,567 It's not easy being a parent. 392 00:18:05,914 --> 00:18:06,938 Shit! 393 00:18:07,048 --> 00:18:09,039 I'm sorry, pops, you okay? 394 00:18:10,685 --> 00:18:11,777 (WHOOPING) 395 00:18:13,455 --> 00:18:15,582 Now, this is what the music industry is all about. 396 00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:16,714 Sergio's gone crazy. 397 00:18:16,825 --> 00:18:18,349 I love this game! 398 00:18:18,493 --> 00:18:20,723 He's Jeffreyed. Let's go! Bye! 399 00:18:20,829 --> 00:18:22,091 No, I don't think so. 400 00:18:22,197 --> 00:18:25,462 This adrenaline's crazy! I've never run so fast in my life! 401 00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:27,091 I don't have my luggage! 402 00:18:27,202 --> 00:18:28,999 Fuck your luggage! We'll get you new luggage! 403 00:18:29,237 --> 00:18:32,138 Where you going? Run all the way back to LA! 404 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,374 Sergio is chasing us! 405 00:18:34,543 --> 00:18:36,511 This is the longest hallway of all time! 406 00:18:36,611 --> 00:18:38,408 It's Kubrickian! 407 00:18:40,816 --> 00:18:43,148 You cannot outrun me! I am black! 408 00:18:57,499 --> 00:19:00,161 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Please, driver! Just drive it! 409 00:19:00,268 --> 00:19:03,169 Go! Now! Go! Go! Go! Go! Drive! 410 00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:05,431 Drive faster! Quickly! 411 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:06,802 It's not fucking cool! 412 00:19:07,075 --> 00:19:08,269 Go! Oh, no! Oh, my God! Oh! 413 00:19:10,086 --> 00:19:10,780 Stop, stop! Stop! 414 00:19:13,623 --> 00:19:15,523 Why aren't you bitches going? Come on! 415 00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:18,894 Go, go, go, go, go! Go! Go! 416 00:19:18,995 --> 00:19:21,623 The plan worked! Now that's a mind fuck. 417 00:19:25,201 --> 00:19:28,466 Aldous? Aldous. Aldous, I can't sleep. 418 00:19:29,272 --> 00:19:31,604 The adrenaline'll wear off soon, Aaron. Just be patient. 419 00:19:31,841 --> 00:19:33,832 Go back to sleep. I can't sleep, man. 420 00:19:34,610 --> 00:19:37,272 This adrenaline is just... It's like coursing through my whole body! 421 00:19:37,547 --> 00:19:39,071 Aaron, don't be selfish. I'm really tired. 422 00:19:39,248 --> 00:19:40,772 I've had a really difficult few days. 423 00:19:40,883 --> 00:19:42,748 Been under a lot of pressure. Just let me relax. 424 00:19:43,019 --> 00:19:44,509 No! No! 425 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:45,882 Aaron, you're being strange. 426 00:19:46,556 --> 00:19:48,649 No! Aaron, don't be selfish. I'm sleeping. 427 00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:51,249 No! You've kept me up for three days, you got me all Jeffreyed up, 428 00:19:51,394 --> 00:19:53,123 and you stabbed me in the arm with an adrenaline needle! 429 00:19:53,429 --> 00:19:54,657 You're staying up and talking to me! 430 00:19:54,764 --> 00:19:56,664 I gave you that adrenaline for your own good. 431 00:19:56,766 --> 00:20:00,099 Your life was in jeopardy. I'm like a guardian angel. 432 00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:07,441 Your dad. Your dad, man. That sucks. 433 00:20:09,479 --> 00:20:10,468 That was crazy, man. 434 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,610 He's all right. He's just trying to live his life, isn't he? 435 00:20:13,716 --> 00:20:16,378 He's not all right. He uses you. You let people use you. 436 00:20:16,619 --> 00:20:18,610 Sooner or later you're gonna be all used up! 437 00:20:18,721 --> 00:20:20,655 Yeah, a lot of the time when people are on drugs, 438 00:20:20,756 --> 00:20:23,281 they come up with sentimental rubbish. But this is brilliant. 439 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:25,589 Ha, ha. I know you're making fun of me, but I don't care. 440 00:20:25,695 --> 00:20:27,788 No, you've made me happy. Just let me sleep now. 441 00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:29,091 You know what I'm gonna do when I get home? 442 00:20:29,198 --> 00:20:30,165 No, this is good. 443 00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:31,392 I'm gonna get on my hands and knees, 444 00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:33,128 and I'm gonna beg Daphne to take me back. 445 00:20:33,603 --> 00:20:35,537 It's gonna be shameful. But that's what you should do. 446 00:20:36,038 --> 00:20:37,835 Because Jackie is your Daphne! 447 00:20:39,242 --> 00:20:41,301 I think it's a bit more complicated than that, mate. 448 00:20:41,844 --> 00:20:44,608 No. Underneath that hair is a brain and a heart just like mine. 449 00:20:45,281 --> 00:20:48,648 No, I think your brain is full of lollipops 450 00:20:48,818 --> 00:20:52,185 and rainbows and cheese and wonder. 451 00:20:52,688 --> 00:20:54,212 Mine's slightly darker. 452 00:20:54,757 --> 00:20:57,191 Aaron, you seem very tense. Stop it. Aaron! 453 00:20:57,426 --> 00:21:00,657 You're growling. I don't like your spasm. You're being strange. 454 00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:01,797 (SCREAMS) 455 00:21:02,231 --> 00:21:04,222 Stop it. Stop it. 456 00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:06,002 Sorry. 457 00:21:06,002 --> 00:21:06,696 Sorry. 458 00:21:16,913 --> 00:21:17,880 Thank you. 459 00:21:20,716 --> 00:21:21,683 You okay? 460 00:21:22,885 --> 00:21:27,219 Yeah. Sorry. I'm just... I'm just really tired. 461 00:21:27,723 --> 00:21:30,191 Just get some sleep, Aaron. Go home and sleep, mate, all right? 462 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:33,420 Okay, good. 'Cause if I don't get some sleep, I think I'm gonna throw up. 463 00:21:33,529 --> 00:21:34,518 Go home. 464 00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:36,495 I'm cool. I'm just gonna be here. 465 00:21:36,666 --> 00:21:38,531 I'm just gonna rest, prepare, you know. 466 00:21:39,368 --> 00:21:41,233 Prepare for the show. See you in a few hours. 467 00:21:47,877 --> 00:21:49,435 ALDOUS: Good morning, beautiful. 468 00:21:49,979 --> 00:21:52,573 Fancy an orgasm? 'Cause I knock them out, like, for free. 469 00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:56,043 I told you not to come here. 470 00:21:56,485 --> 00:21:57,713 It just happened. 471 00:22:01,958 --> 00:22:03,687 Get in here, Aldous. Don't be so violent. 472 00:22:03,993 --> 00:22:05,620 (MOANING) 473 00:22:07,463 --> 00:22:09,226 I gotta stop now. 474 00:22:10,499 --> 00:22:12,262 We're done. All right. 475 00:22:12,368 --> 00:22:16,429 Hey. Steady! That's not fair. I haven't finished. 476 00:22:16,839 --> 00:22:17,806 I got a busy day! 477 00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:22,624 What, you want to have a wank and then just rub my tits or something? 478 00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:24,128 No, I don't want to. Please? 479 00:22:24,235 --> 00:22:25,497 I'm not 12. Please? 480 00:22:25,603 --> 00:22:26,797 I don't want to rub your tits and wank. 481 00:22:26,904 --> 00:22:28,303 I'll tell you a sexy story. 482 00:22:28,405 --> 00:22:29,702 Jackie! Darling. 483 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:32,605 That's not fair. That's not equal. Reason within. 484 00:22:32,710 --> 00:22:35,543 What about a BJ? Just a quick one. 485 00:22:36,547 --> 00:22:37,844 Will you do my balls as well? 486 00:22:38,015 --> 00:22:40,142 (SIGHS) Yeah, fuck, all right. 487 00:22:40,251 --> 00:22:41,741 Will you put your fingers up my bottom? 488 00:22:41,852 --> 00:22:45,344 All right, yeah. Later. What are you even doing here, Aldous? 489 00:22:45,456 --> 00:22:46,423 Why are you in LA? 490 00:22:47,024 --> 00:22:49,492 I'm here because I've been thinking about you the last few days. 491 00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:52,795 I want to be with you, Jackie. I know that now. 492 00:22:56,677 --> 00:22:57,371 You on a Jeffrey? Yeah. 493 00:22:57,478 --> 00:23:00,504 I'm not partying anymore. I'm in a clean zone. 494 00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:03,215 I have been for a while. 495 00:23:03,984 --> 00:23:05,713 Well, that's perfect, because... 496 00:23:05,886 --> 00:23:07,615 I'm actually a different person. 497 00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,655 A very different person. 498 00:23:10,524 --> 00:23:14,688 I want to be clean with you. You're the love of my life. 499 00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:16,527 Aldous, I've been doing kabbalah. 500 00:23:18,499 --> 00:23:22,299 It's an ancient religion. It's brought to light all the mistakes that I've made. 501 00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:24,428 For all those mistakes, I am sorry. 502 00:23:24,538 --> 00:23:26,028 Don't be sorry. 503 00:23:27,274 --> 00:23:28,741 Let's get married. I love you. 504 00:23:28,976 --> 00:23:30,273 Yeah, and I was going to get married, 505 00:23:30,377 --> 00:23:32,140 but then you went to rehab for methamphetamine, 506 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:34,714 I was taking a lot of E, and we had to reschedule. 507 00:23:34,948 --> 00:23:36,540 Come off, 'cause that's not important. 508 00:23:36,650 --> 00:23:39,676 Aldous! This has been the best four months of my life. 509 00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:41,954 I've realized you aren't capable of happiness. 510 00:23:42,055 --> 00:23:43,886 It's why your music's so shit. 511 00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:47,890 It's been years since I've seen you laugh or cry in a real way. 512 00:23:47,995 --> 00:23:50,395 You just numb yourself with drugs. 513 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:52,559 I was clean for seven years... 514 00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:54,998 And you did yoga for five fucking hours a day! 515 00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:56,967 That's mental. There's nothing in this world 516 00:23:57,070 --> 00:23:58,901 that you can't turn into heroin. 517 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,604 The other day Lars cried for three hours. 518 00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:04,104 Bit indulgent. 519 00:24:04,211 --> 00:24:06,975 It was beautiful! And cleansing! 520 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,605 And more intimate than anything you and I have ever shared. 521 00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:13,784 We share a son. That is a bit more intimate than a crying drummer. 522 00:24:17,591 --> 00:24:20,253 Naples is not your son. Yes, he is. 523 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:23,093 Yes, he... Jackie, why... 524 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:24,356 Don't say things like that in an argument, 525 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,295 'cause, like, you can't come back from that. That's horrible. 526 00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:30,933 He's not. Do you remember that photographer, Fernando? 527 00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:33,797 Do you remember when Fernando and I went 528 00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:36,137 and spent that month together in Naples? 529 00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:40,809 I'm so sorry, Aldous. I was 19 at the time, 530 00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:43,007 and I was so in love with you, 531 00:24:43,116 --> 00:24:44,811 and I thought you would break it off with me, 532 00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:47,944 and then you turned out to be such a good father. 533 00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:51,824 And then he just kept looking more and more Italian. 534 00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:53,256 I'm so sorry. 535 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:54,857 I'm so sorry. 536 00:24:57,998 --> 00:25:00,899 I'm so glad we finally got to have this conversation, darling. 537 00:25:02,135 --> 00:25:03,329 Namaste. 538 00:25:04,605 --> 00:25:07,631 This is not an appropriate time to say namaste. 539 00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:18,551 Yeah. 540 00:25:19,219 --> 00:25:20,584 Naples? Yeah? 541 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:25,548 One day you'll have to find a wife or a partner. 542 00:25:26,093 --> 00:25:27,082 Yeah, I know that. 543 00:25:28,328 --> 00:25:31,491 Don't choose a woman like your mother. 544 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:34,227 What do you mean? 545 00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:39,033 I mean, your mother is a wonderful mother, 546 00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:43,574 but she is a terrible human being. 547 00:25:44,945 --> 00:25:45,969 Are you sure of that? 548 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:50,314 Well, yeah, because if she wasn't terrible, Naples, 549 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:52,408 why would she have torn my heart up? 550 00:25:53,954 --> 00:25:56,354 Why are you so moody today? I'm not moody. I'm just... 551 00:25:57,958 --> 00:25:59,220 I'm all right. 552 00:26:00,193 --> 00:26:01,160 Do you love me? 553 00:26:01,528 --> 00:26:02,517 I do love you, Dad. 554 00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:05,357 I do love you, Aldous. 555 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,667 Why do I have to call you Aldous? 556 00:26:08,869 --> 00:26:10,734 You are my dad. Aldous. 557 00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:12,065 Dad. Aldous. 558 00:26:12,172 --> 00:26:14,106 Dad. All right. I'll see you later. 559 00:26:21,982 --> 00:26:23,006 See you tomorrow, Dad. 560 00:26:23,183 --> 00:26:24,207 Good boy. 561 00:26:25,686 --> 00:26:27,017 You gonna be okay, Aldous? 562 00:26:27,187 --> 00:26:28,518 Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine. 563 00:26:28,622 --> 00:26:31,420 I'll forget that the last seven years has happened. 564 00:26:31,892 --> 00:26:32,859 Aldous! 565 00:26:33,994 --> 00:26:35,359 Hello. Enter Sandman. 566 00:26:35,696 --> 00:26:37,561 Babe? We should really get back to Naples. 567 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:38,892 He's waiting back there for us. 568 00:26:38,999 --> 00:26:41,490 So why don't you go and sue Napster, you little Danish twat? 569 00:26:45,338 --> 00:26:47,898 (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Aaron! This is Sergio! Where the fuck are you guys? 570 00:26:48,008 --> 00:26:50,169 And why the fuck aren't you answering your phone? 571 00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:53,542 I'm answering my phone, and I just got hit by a motherfucking car! 572 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,147 Answer your... 573 00:27:03,156 --> 00:27:06,614 Hi. Before you say anything just let me talk, okay? 574 00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:11,154 You were right. 575 00:27:11,264 --> 00:27:14,859 We broke off our relationship without really thinking about it. 576 00:27:15,902 --> 00:27:17,563 And I've learned over the past few days 577 00:27:18,305 --> 00:27:23,800 that life is mainly filled with superficial surface encounters. 578 00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:27,337 And I realize now how wonderful it is, what we have. 579 00:27:28,582 --> 00:27:32,643 I'm begging you to take me back. I'm sorry. 580 00:27:38,759 --> 00:27:40,659 Did you hook up with anyone while you were gone? 581 00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,922 You mean surface encounters? 582 00:27:47,768 --> 00:27:48,996 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 583 00:27:49,703 --> 00:27:50,897 DAPHNE: What is he doing here? 584 00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:52,299 AARON: What the fuck is he doing here? 585 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:54,770 I'll get rid of him, all right? Did you invite him? 586 00:27:57,110 --> 00:27:58,338 AARON: Hey, man. What are you doing here? 587 00:27:59,579 --> 00:28:02,139 Just went and saw Jackie. 588 00:28:02,249 --> 00:28:03,910 She's marrying Lars Ulrich now, 589 00:28:04,084 --> 00:28:05,745 and Naples ain't really my son. 590 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,850 I remember thinking, "What bad advice." 591 00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:10,656 Thank you, Aaron. 592 00:28:11,525 --> 00:28:14,016 So, this is what you live in. 593 00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:18,558 You're Daphne then? Dr. Daphne? 594 00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:21,634 You know, when you hear about someone and then you meet them? 595 00:28:22,269 --> 00:28:23,395 That's happening now. 596 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:27,529 I've walked in the middle of a romantic reconciliation? 597 00:28:28,241 --> 00:28:29,230 No. 598 00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:31,375 No, no, no. Definitely not. 599 00:28:36,683 --> 00:28:37,980 Why is it so tense? 600 00:28:39,252 --> 00:28:43,985 Is it because he had sex with other people when he was working with me? 601 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,523 I think that's something we should... 602 00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:47,320 We're gonna discuss privately. 603 00:28:47,928 --> 00:28:49,225 No, I think I'd like to discuss it now. 604 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:54,099 Yes. I would like to talk about it. I am upset. I am pissed. 605 00:28:55,268 --> 00:28:56,792 Why are you so cross, Daphne? 606 00:28:57,604 --> 00:28:59,731 Because he broke my trust. 607 00:29:00,373 --> 00:29:01,965 We were barely broken up for a day 608 00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:03,734 and he went and cheated on me. 609 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:06,742 I didn't enjoy it, okay? 610 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:11,372 What I think, Daph, is that human beings 611 00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:14,510 by their nature are polygamous. 612 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:18,482 It's against nature to be with one person. It never works. 613 00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:20,556 Yeah. Or you think it's working, 614 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:21,922 and then it turns out he's cheating on you 615 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:23,518 with a bunch of hos and skanks. 616 00:29:30,670 --> 00:29:36,575 I personally think that monogamy can work given the right circumstance. 617 00:29:36,676 --> 00:29:40,635 Aaron, why have you chosen to put yourself in this ideological prison? 618 00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:43,674 You don't need these unnecessary restrictions. 619 00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:46,877 Unless you get rid of them, you just can't progress. 620 00:29:47,254 --> 00:29:49,154 What kind of sexual restrictions? 621 00:29:49,256 --> 00:29:50,780 'Cause in nature, there's everything 622 00:29:50,891 --> 00:29:53,086 from polygamy to, like, a threesome. 623 00:29:53,193 --> 00:29:54,558 What... Threesome. 624 00:29:54,661 --> 00:29:56,788 Well, I mean, a threesome is something that's possible right now. 625 00:29:56,897 --> 00:29:58,990 You know, the three of us could have a threesome. 626 00:29:59,532 --> 00:30:02,000 Hypothetically. We've got the utensils. 627 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:03,295 (CLICKING TONGUE) 628 00:30:03,670 --> 00:30:04,898 There's three of us. 629 00:30:07,274 --> 00:30:08,366 (CHUCKLES) 630 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:12,542 Okay, that's funny. 631 00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:17,072 Yeah, we're gonna do a threesome. 632 00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:19,948 Let's just get naked and start fucking right here. 633 00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:27,159 We should do it. We should have a threesome. 634 00:30:28,461 --> 00:30:29,428 Wait, what? 635 00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:34,732 I don't... What? 636 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:37,394 Come on. Let's have a threesome. 637 00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:41,139 No, thanks. I don't... I'm all right, thank you. 638 00:30:41,675 --> 00:30:42,937 So you get to mess around on the road, 639 00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:44,670 and because I'm a woman, I don't get to have any fun? 640 00:30:45,812 --> 00:30:47,370 You had your turn. It's my turn now. 641 00:30:47,547 --> 00:30:49,139 I would like to have a threesome, please. 642 00:30:49,549 --> 00:30:50,777 Don't think of it as a threesome. 643 00:30:50,884 --> 00:30:53,079 Think of it as having sex with your girlfriend 644 00:30:53,186 --> 00:30:55,780 while someone else also has sex with your girlfriend. 645 00:30:56,256 --> 00:30:57,951 I think it'd be fun. We should do a threesome. 646 00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:00,085 What are you doing? 647 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:01,887 We are pre-negotiating a threesome. 648 00:31:03,096 --> 00:31:05,758 Pre-negotiated. And agreed upon. 649 00:31:05,899 --> 00:31:06,866 I'm fucking psyched! 650 00:31:10,804 --> 00:31:17,004 So, Aaron, Daphne, shall we play doctor? 651 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,171 I'm not sucking his dick, that's like 100%% . 652 00:31:27,587 --> 00:31:30,852 ALDOUS: Just relax. Just relax and listen to Mariah. 653 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,527 That's good. 654 00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:40,254 Aaron, look at her. 655 00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:43,464 Aaron, look at Daphne. 656 00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:45,060 Put those strawberries down. They're not for you. 657 00:31:45,939 --> 00:31:49,102 Come on, mate, don't be tight. We share everything now. 658 00:31:58,618 --> 00:32:00,745 Okay, I'm gonna kiss Aldous now, okay? 659 00:32:00,854 --> 00:32:01,912 Yeah. Yeah. Is that okay? 660 00:32:02,022 --> 00:32:03,956 Yeah, it's totally cool. Okay. Great. 661 00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:15,626 (MOANING) 662 00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,361 (ALDOUS ULULATING) 663 00:32:18,972 --> 00:32:20,405 Oh, my God! 664 00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:25,671 Oh, fuck! 665 00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:29,377 Oh, my God! 666 00:32:33,386 --> 00:32:34,717 Daphne? Yeah? 667 00:32:35,088 --> 00:32:36,453 Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. 668 00:32:36,556 --> 00:32:38,717 ALDOUS: You sure you want to do this? Fuck! 669 00:32:40,894 --> 00:32:42,486 What are you doing? What are you doing? 670 00:32:42,595 --> 00:32:45,291 Aaron, no. What? 671 00:32:45,532 --> 00:32:46,863 What are you doing? I'm just having a threesome! 672 00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,160 I'm just having fun! Come on! 673 00:32:48,268 --> 00:32:50,828 Enough with these rules and restrictions, right? Come on! 674 00:32:51,738 --> 00:32:53,865 Unleash that! This is the emperor! Release him! 675 00:32:54,207 --> 00:32:55,435 Aaron, don't do that! 676 00:32:57,343 --> 00:32:58,367 You need to look at yourselves. 677 00:32:58,478 --> 00:32:59,968 Honestly, this isn't how people live. 678 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,481 What the fuck are we doing? 679 00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:06,983 I don't know. 680 00:33:07,087 --> 00:33:08,918 What are we doing? I don't want to do this. 681 00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:11,620 I don't want this, either. Like, at all. 682 00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:13,483 I am so sorry, Aaron. 683 00:33:14,194 --> 00:33:15,161 How did this happen? 684 00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:18,830 You kind of insisted, but whatever. 685 00:33:19,566 --> 00:33:22,262 Wow. That was insane. What was I thinking? 686 00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:26,304 I think I've misjudged the dynamic. You've been wonderful hosts. 687 00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:27,640 Particularly you. 688 00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:29,230 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 689 00:33:30,043 --> 00:33:32,443 Oh, God, I'm on call. Jesus Christ. 690 00:33:34,714 --> 00:33:39,242 Nothing you say makes any sense! Okay? I understand that now. 691 00:33:39,352 --> 00:33:40,944 You're just a fucking junkie. 692 00:33:41,054 --> 00:33:43,249 And you're smart, so you make your insanity sound good, 693 00:33:43,356 --> 00:33:44,414 but it's bullshit. 694 00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:48,450 This is it, Aaron. This is rock and roll. 695 00:33:49,729 --> 00:33:50,855 Did you enjoy the party? 696 00:33:51,431 --> 00:33:53,922 You're sick in the fucking head! 697 00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:56,968 You messed your own life up and now you have to mess up mine, too? 698 00:33:58,571 --> 00:33:59,833 We're done here? 699 00:34:00,006 --> 00:34:01,303 Get out of my apartment. 700 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,369 Thanks for the hospitality. 701 00:34:11,684 --> 00:34:12,651 Bye. 702 00:34:16,990 --> 00:34:18,150 Where are my boxers? 703 00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:29,296 So I might not do the Greek. 704 00:34:29,536 --> 00:34:31,436 You know, the show at the Greek. The concert. 705 00:34:31,538 --> 00:34:32,903 I might not do it. 706 00:34:33,006 --> 00:34:34,303 Oh, dear. 707 00:34:35,642 --> 00:34:36,609 That's a shame. 708 00:34:36,976 --> 00:34:38,739 Can you say something reassuring to me? 709 00:34:38,845 --> 00:34:42,178 Say that reassuring thing that mums say to their son? 710 00:34:42,649 --> 00:34:44,276 You... No, you... 711 00:34:44,617 --> 00:34:49,884 You stay chipper. And don't get down. 712 00:34:51,391 --> 00:34:56,021 And when you get back, I'll make you some shortbread or... 713 00:34:57,630 --> 00:35:00,622 All right, well, I think everything's gonna be all right. 714 00:35:00,733 --> 00:35:04,362 Anyway, I just wanted you to know that I love you, Mum. 715 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:08,304 Stay chipper. All right, darling? Bye-bye. 716 00:35:16,316 --> 00:35:17,340 ANNOUNCER: Coming up later... 717 00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:20,851 The 10-year anniversary of Aldous Snow's seminal concert at the Greek. 718 00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:27,783 Live in Los Angeles. But now, Bill Maher, Red, White and Spew. 719 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:32,093 SERGIO: "Where the fuck are you? I am gonna kill you. Smiley face. " 720 00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:34,099 Fuck him. 721 00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:35,358 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 722 00:35:35,468 --> 00:35:36,799 ANNOUNCER: Broadcasting live from the Greek, 723 00:35:36,903 --> 00:35:38,200 your Uncle Joe. The crowd is amped! 724 00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:41,137 Aldous Snow, the most self-destructive man in rock and roll, 725 00:35:41,241 --> 00:35:42,708 not yet in the building. 726 00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:45,209 Well, there'll be a lot of Infant Sorrow... 727 00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:46,710 ALDOUS: Aaron? It's me. 728 00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:48,804 I really need to apologize and to tell you 729 00:35:48,915 --> 00:35:52,476 that I'm gonna jump off the roof of the Standard Hotel now. 730 00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:53,552 Fuck him. 731 00:35:54,854 --> 00:35:56,253 If you're not busy... 732 00:36:00,627 --> 00:36:02,492 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 733 00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:15,398 Hello, Los Angeles! 734 00:36:16,976 --> 00:36:19,001 Should I jump into the pool? 735 00:36:20,513 --> 00:36:22,413 Or how about into the street? 736 00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:32,757 (FANS CHANTING) 737 00:36:38,698 --> 00:36:43,362 Hey, Aldous, it's Aaron! Get down! I'm here! I'm here, get down from there! 738 00:36:44,971 --> 00:36:48,634 Hey, Aldous, I'm here! Hey! Hey, Aldous, don't jump! 739 00:36:49,542 --> 00:36:50,531 Hi, Aaron! 740 00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:53,441 Just come down and we'll talk about it! 741 00:36:53,546 --> 00:36:55,138 You made it! No, stop! 742 00:36:55,248 --> 00:36:57,546 WOMAN: He's gonna jump! AARON: Don't do it! No, stop! 743 00:36:58,785 --> 00:36:59,752 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 744 00:37:01,621 --> 00:37:04,112 No, no, no! No, no, no! 745 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:09,754 Aldous! Aldous! 746 00:37:09,929 --> 00:37:11,089 My arm. 747 00:37:11,764 --> 00:37:12,731 Aaron. 748 00:37:14,434 --> 00:37:16,061 Are you okay, man? You... 749 00:37:16,169 --> 00:37:19,696 Aaron, it was wrong of me to have sex 750 00:37:19,806 --> 00:37:21,296 with you and your girlfriend, Daphne. 751 00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:23,170 That wasn't fair. No, no, that's okay. 752 00:37:23,276 --> 00:37:24,868 We don't have to talk about it. I done it for me. 753 00:37:24,977 --> 00:37:26,205 I done it for my selfish reasons. 754 00:37:26,312 --> 00:37:28,337 I know, but fine. Whatever. Just... 755 00:37:28,514 --> 00:37:30,539 I don't wanna... Are you okay? 756 00:37:33,353 --> 00:37:37,153 I'm Ionely, mate. I'm really Ionely. 757 00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:43,289 And I'm sad. And I ain't got no one, except my mum. 758 00:37:43,629 --> 00:37:45,324 And she's an idiot. 759 00:37:46,366 --> 00:37:47,594 And now I'm crying in front of you, 760 00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:49,031 and you thought I was cool, didn't you, 761 00:37:49,135 --> 00:37:51,933 for a while, and now I'm crying. I'm embarrassed. 762 00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:54,239 Embarrassed. 763 00:37:59,312 --> 00:38:01,075 You try so hard, man. 764 00:38:03,182 --> 00:38:04,615 But you're fine. 765 00:38:09,155 --> 00:38:10,645 You're Aldous Snow, man. 766 00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:17,325 You make people happy by doing what you love to do. 767 00:38:18,431 --> 00:38:20,490 And that's fucking awesome. 768 00:38:21,234 --> 00:38:23,065 There's thousands of people in a room right now 769 00:38:23,169 --> 00:38:25,763 just standing, waiting to see your face. 770 00:38:27,907 --> 00:38:31,502 And they like you. I liked you before I met you. 771 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:35,545 Don't you like me no more? 772 00:38:36,115 --> 00:38:38,879 Aldous, I came here. 773 00:38:40,286 --> 00:38:41,253 I'm here. 774 00:38:43,309 --> 00:38:47,075 Right. I want to do the gig. I'm gonna... I'll do the gig. 775 00:38:47,413 --> 00:38:48,437 I'm gonna do it. No, I didn't mean that. 776 00:38:48,548 --> 00:38:49,537 I don't think that we... Let's go. 777 00:38:49,649 --> 00:38:51,241 We shouldn't go. No, we should do it. 778 00:38:51,351 --> 00:38:52,545 I don't want to let people down who love me. 779 00:38:52,652 --> 00:38:54,176 Not tonight. Let's go. Let's do it. 780 00:38:54,654 --> 00:38:56,781 I'm pretty sure if you don't go to a hospital, you're going to die. 781 00:38:56,889 --> 00:39:00,791 I want to go to the Greek Theatre and I want to save your job, 782 00:39:00,893 --> 00:39:02,656 and I want to perform for my fans 783 00:39:02,762 --> 00:39:04,195 and do something that ain't selfish, 784 00:39:04,297 --> 00:39:10,327 'cause this is not working for me as a lifestyle choice. 785 00:39:12,638 --> 00:39:13,627 You sure you're okay? 786 00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:16,334 'Cause it looks like Jaws just bit your ass off. 787 00:39:17,543 --> 00:39:21,104 Yeah. Little bit of blood makes a really big cloud. 788 00:39:24,183 --> 00:39:26,344 This is a bad idea. We should not be doing this. 789 00:39:26,819 --> 00:39:29,310 Yes, we should. This is a good idea. 790 00:39:29,756 --> 00:39:31,417 Although, my arm is hurting a little bit. 791 00:39:32,925 --> 00:39:35,086 I sustained an injury. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 792 00:39:35,194 --> 00:39:36,821 That's bone. I'm taking you to the hospital, Aldous. 793 00:39:36,929 --> 00:39:38,157 I'm taking you to the hospital, all right, man? 794 00:39:38,264 --> 00:39:41,097 Not tonight. This is rock and roll. Touch it. 795 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,599 That is so fucking... 796 00:39:42,702 --> 00:39:44,465 Don't overreact. 797 00:39:46,539 --> 00:39:47,631 I fucking threw up. 798 00:39:47,740 --> 00:39:48,798 I told you don't freak out. 799 00:39:48,908 --> 00:39:51,376 Get that fucking arm out of my face! I fucking threw up! 800 00:40:03,756 --> 00:40:06,589 Yes, yes, yes! I knew you would make it. I love you! 801 00:40:06,726 --> 00:40:07,784 Sergio. Shit! 802 00:40:07,894 --> 00:40:09,623 No! We should take him to the hospital. 803 00:40:09,729 --> 00:40:11,321 No. Come on, let's get him into wardrobe. 804 00:40:11,431 --> 00:40:13,422 Don't worry about it. Let's get him out to the audience there. 805 00:40:13,533 --> 00:40:14,795 The audience is getting restless, 806 00:40:14,901 --> 00:40:15,959 but you're here. You are here. 807 00:40:16,402 --> 00:40:17,801 Hey, look, we should talk. 808 00:40:18,871 --> 00:40:22,466 What's up? He's like, really, really hurt. 809 00:40:23,075 --> 00:40:25,202 What are you talking about? He's here. 810 00:40:25,311 --> 00:40:26,801 He's all right. It's just a little scratch. 811 00:40:27,046 --> 00:40:28,411 There's a teeny-weeny bone sticking out! 812 00:40:28,514 --> 00:40:29,742 He can't go on. 813 00:40:29,849 --> 00:40:33,182 What the fuck? Hold on. We have something for that. 814 00:40:33,753 --> 00:40:37,154 Give him two of these. He'll be singing like Aretha Franklin. 815 00:40:38,157 --> 00:40:39,920 I can't do this anymore. 816 00:40:40,026 --> 00:40:42,392 What the fuck you talking about, you can't do it anymore? 817 00:40:42,495 --> 00:40:44,463 You, you got him here! You've done it! 818 00:40:44,564 --> 00:40:46,532 He doesn't need to be pushed on the stage right now. I... 819 00:40:46,632 --> 00:40:49,396 Sometimes we gotta sacrifice one lamb, baby. 820 00:40:49,502 --> 00:40:51,265 It's gonna be all right. He's not gonna die! 821 00:40:51,370 --> 00:40:53,270 You keep feeding him drugs and lies. 822 00:40:53,439 --> 00:40:55,339 He's a sad guy. He needs help. 823 00:40:55,441 --> 00:40:57,841 He's gonna live a long time. Trust me. 824 00:40:57,944 --> 00:40:59,536 British motherfuckers don't die. 825 00:40:59,645 --> 00:41:02,045 You ever heard of a fucking... A British rock and roll star dying? 826 00:41:02,148 --> 00:41:05,379 No, none of them die. Mick Jagger. Keith Richards. 827 00:41:05,518 --> 00:41:09,079 Those Led Zeppelin... Them motherfuckers old as fuck! 828 00:41:09,188 --> 00:41:11,679 Fucking Ozzy Osbourne's gonna outlive Miley Cyrus! 829 00:41:11,791 --> 00:41:12,758 I quit. 830 00:41:12,859 --> 00:41:15,157 Hey, come on! Why do you even have me feeling like this? 831 00:41:15,261 --> 00:41:17,388 This is supposed to be fun! 832 00:41:17,497 --> 00:41:18,828 I fucking quit. 833 00:41:18,931 --> 00:41:20,262 Aaron, get back here! 834 00:41:22,645 --> 00:41:23,339 (CHEERING) 835 00:41:27,116 --> 00:41:29,846 Aldous! You don't have to go out there. 836 00:41:29,952 --> 00:41:31,579 You don't have to do this anymore! 837 00:41:32,021 --> 00:41:34,956 I don't know what all the fuss was about. I love doing this! 838 00:41:36,659 --> 00:41:37,683 You don't have to do this. 839 00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:38,884 I do, Aaron. 840 00:41:39,095 --> 00:41:40,687 They're all here to see me. 841 00:41:42,031 --> 00:41:43,328 I feel nervous. 842 00:41:45,601 --> 00:41:47,330 It's good to feel something. 843 00:41:48,337 --> 00:41:52,273 I love this! It's all I've got. And you. 844 00:41:54,210 --> 00:41:57,509 I owe you one, mate. See you on the other side. 845 00:42:28,978 --> 00:42:31,310 (SINGING) Like water through a drain 846 00:42:31,414 --> 00:42:34,406 I'm spinning down, down, down AUDIENCE: Down, down, down 847 00:42:35,218 --> 00:42:37,311 Like the needle in my vein 848 00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:40,480 You're bringing me down, down, down Down, down, down 849 00:42:41,290 --> 00:42:43,485 Like a dog who's gone insane 850 00:42:43,593 --> 00:42:46,790 You're putting me down, down, down Down, down, down 851 00:42:47,563 --> 00:42:50,191 And those of you who doubted me 852 00:42:50,299 --> 00:42:52,597 You're going down, down, down Down, down, down 853 00:42:53,569 --> 00:42:56,629 And the record man who never called 854 00:42:56,739 --> 00:43:00,505 Can you hear what's going on? 855 00:43:00,743 --> 00:43:06,545 I'm coming up 856 00:43:06,649 --> 00:43:12,610 I'm coming up 857 00:43:12,722 --> 00:43:17,955 I'm coming up 858 00:43:18,594 --> 00:43:24,794 I'm coming up 859 00:43:26,669 --> 00:43:31,106 And this world ain't gonna Catch me going down 860 00:43:54,730 --> 00:43:57,927 Another night you're on my mind 861 00:43:58,034 --> 00:44:02,266 I'm hypnotized but I cannot find the signs 862 00:44:03,639 --> 00:44:07,769 The signs for the Tube to come home I need the Tube to get home 863 00:44:07,877 --> 00:44:10,937 Another night I'm here alone 864 00:44:11,047 --> 00:44:15,507 My eyes so tired from staring at this phone 865 00:44:17,119 --> 00:44:20,919 Why won't you call and come home? Please, call and come home 866 00:44:21,023 --> 00:44:25,153 And I know that you won't come Just for the cash 867 00:44:26,429 --> 00:44:31,799 But will you come for my bangers My beans and mash? 868 00:44:37,473 --> 00:44:40,442 Another night in Soho Grand 869 00:44:40,543 --> 00:44:45,173 My wrists so tired From working with my hands 870 00:44:46,716 --> 00:44:50,550 Why has the world gone so still? The world is so still 871 00:44:50,653 --> 00:44:55,215 I feel that my next meal might be my last 872 00:44:56,158 --> 00:45:01,357 Will you come for my bangers My beans and mash? 873 00:45:03,165 --> 00:45:07,499 Come for my bangers My beans and mash 874 00:45:12,508 --> 00:45:13,566 Aaron? Listen... 875 00:45:13,676 --> 00:45:14,802 Don't say anything. 876 00:45:19,348 --> 00:45:23,250 The signs for the Tube to come home I need the Tube to get home 877 00:45:23,386 --> 00:45:26,378 Another night I'm here alone 878 00:45:26,489 --> 00:45:30,823 These eyes so tired From staring at your phone 879 00:45:32,661 --> 00:45:36,427 Why won't you call and come home? Please, call and come home 880 00:45:37,099 --> 00:45:41,092 I know that you won't come Just for the cash 881 00:45:42,171 --> 00:45:48,508 Will you come for my bangers My beans and mash? 882 00:45:48,778 --> 00:45:55,650 Oh, come for my bangers My beans and mash 883 00:45:56,318 --> 00:45:57,945 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 884 00:46:14,003 --> 00:46:17,564 Oh, my God. We slept for, like, 14 hours. 885 00:46:19,408 --> 00:46:22,639 Wow. I feel so much better now. 886 00:46:22,912 --> 00:46:24,277 Me, too. 887 00:46:25,815 --> 00:46:27,009 Do you want to get some brunch? 888 00:46:36,625 --> 00:46:38,354 We should probably burn these sheets, huh? 889 00:46:38,461 --> 00:46:41,259 Yeah. I can get some bleach from the hospital. 890 00:46:41,363 --> 00:46:44,093 AARON: Maybe just torch the whole apartment. You got it? 891 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,258 Yeah. 892 00:46:47,937 --> 00:46:48,926 ALDOUS: All right. 893 00:46:50,873 --> 00:46:53,569 Thank you. Thank you. You sound sarcastic now. Cheers, cheers. 894 00:46:53,909 --> 00:46:56,070 Welcome back to Storytellers. 895 00:46:56,512 --> 00:46:59,948 Yeah, I've been sober now for six months. 896 00:47:00,182 --> 00:47:01,342 So that's positive. Thank you. 897 00:47:01,584 --> 00:47:02,551 (CHEERING) 898 00:47:03,252 --> 00:47:04,310 Thanks. 899 00:47:06,422 --> 00:47:09,255 It's lovely to be applauded for being in recovery 900 00:47:09,358 --> 00:47:11,292 by people who I can see are on drugs. 901 00:47:11,393 --> 00:47:14,294 I can see some of you are literally on drugs now, aren't you? 902 00:47:14,797 --> 00:47:20,394 Here with us in the audience is my dear friend and collaborator, 903 00:47:20,503 --> 00:47:22,266 Aaron Green. Stand up, Aaron! 904 00:47:23,339 --> 00:47:24,306 Yes. 905 00:47:26,375 --> 00:47:27,637 We have a working relationship. 906 00:47:27,743 --> 00:47:29,267 He's my producer. He's got a label. 907 00:47:29,378 --> 00:47:30,538 How are you? What are you wearing? 908 00:47:32,068 --> 00:47:33,433 Is this 'cause you live in Seattle? 909 00:47:33,536 --> 00:47:35,800 You think, "Oh, I'm grunge." Is that what it is? 910 00:47:36,072 --> 00:47:37,562 You look like a lesbian. 911 00:47:37,674 --> 00:47:39,107 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) Sing the song. 912 00:47:39,709 --> 00:47:41,074 Sit down, Aaron. Thank you. 913 00:47:41,211 --> 00:47:43,372 That is Aaron Green. Round of applause. 914 00:47:45,181 --> 00:47:48,548 All right. But also here is my lad. 915 00:47:49,185 --> 00:47:51,653 You all right, sunshine? Naples is here. You all right, mate? 916 00:47:51,855 --> 00:47:52,879 I'm fine, Daddy. 917 00:47:52,989 --> 00:47:54,183 Yeah. See, he still calls me daddy. 918 00:47:54,290 --> 00:47:57,487 He was my son for a while, but due to my complicated sex life, 919 00:47:57,594 --> 00:48:00,859 it turns out it's best just to think of him as a tiny associate. 920 00:48:01,264 --> 00:48:05,098 Also, also he's quite mature. He's more mature than me. 921 00:48:05,568 --> 00:48:06,762 Do you love me? 922 00:48:07,504 --> 00:48:09,335 Uh, yeah. Don't think that long! 923 00:48:09,439 --> 00:48:10,736 It doesn't mean anything! 924 00:48:11,207 --> 00:48:12,834 See, that's the thing now, don't pause. 925 00:48:13,877 --> 00:48:15,868 So, all right. And my mum's here as well. 926 00:48:15,979 --> 00:48:17,571 You all right, Mum? You all right, darling? 927 00:48:17,947 --> 00:48:19,471 She doesn't know where she is. 928 00:48:19,582 --> 00:48:21,277 You don't know where you are, do you, darling? 929 00:48:22,185 --> 00:48:23,618 Well, hey, listen, I wanna... Jeez, 930 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,119 I'm sidetracked. So, let's get on with the... 931 00:48:25,221 --> 00:48:27,553 Let's do this song. It's important for a number of reasons, 932 00:48:27,657 --> 00:48:30,854 but the most important thing is that it was a hit. 933 00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,587 Thank the fucking Lord. 934 00:48:37,233 --> 00:48:39,292 (SINGING) Yeah 935 00:48:39,936 --> 00:48:44,168 When the world slips you a Jeffrey 936 00:48:44,274 --> 00:48:50,144 Stroke the furry wall Stroke the furry wall 937 00:48:53,016 --> 00:48:55,314 Furry walls, don't bring me down 938 00:48:55,418 --> 00:48:57,978 Furry walls, please stay around 939 00:48:58,088 --> 00:49:03,048 Furry walls, furry walls 940 00:49:03,393 --> 00:49:08,194 Furry walls, kiss me to sleep Furry walls, please help me leap 941 00:49:08,631 --> 00:49:13,466 Furry walls, furry walls 942 00:49:14,537 --> 00:49:19,236 Furry walls can take you On a magic carpet ride 943 00:49:19,743 --> 00:49:24,510 Furry walls surround you Till you got no place to hide 944 00:49:24,848 --> 00:49:29,342 Let your furry fingers be your guide 945 00:49:29,452 --> 00:49:31,920 Furry walls, turn out the light 946 00:49:32,021 --> 00:49:34,455 Furry walls, please stay the night 947 00:49:34,557 --> 00:49:39,620 Furry walls, furry walls 948 00:49:39,729 --> 00:49:44,860 Furry walls, let's have a taste Furry walls, sit on my face 949 00:49:44,968 --> 00:49:49,837 Furry walls, furry walls 950 00:49:50,807 --> 00:49:55,835 Maybe I'm in heaven With the furry skies above 951 00:49:55,945 --> 00:50:01,008 All around are furry clouds Look, here's a furry dove 952 00:50:01,117 --> 00:50:05,679 Let me stroke your furry walls of love 953 00:50:10,894 --> 00:50:15,524 Furry walls, furry walls 954 00:50:16,099 --> 00:50:21,127 Furry walls, I'm gonna cry Furry walls, please lift me high 955 00:50:21,237 --> 00:50:26,072 Furry walls, furry walls 956 00:50:26,442 --> 00:50:31,141 Furry walls, furry walls 957 00:50:31,648 --> 00:50:34,640 Furry walls 958 00:50:36,452 --> 00:50:37,817 (ALL CHEERING) 959 00:50:54,938 --> 00:50:57,202 Little bird 960 00:50:57,307 --> 00:51:00,367 Drink the champagne from my lips 961 00:51:00,476 --> 00:51:03,411 Take a flying saucer trip 962 00:51:03,513 --> 00:51:07,279 To the stars in my eyes 963 00:51:07,383 --> 00:51:09,476 Little bird 964 00:51:09,586 --> 00:51:13,022 Sitting on the tip of my tongue 965 00:51:13,122 --> 00:51:15,613 Though you look a bit too young 966 00:51:15,725 --> 00:51:19,525 Could be the stars in my eyes 967 00:51:19,629 --> 00:51:25,932 Your words, like butterflies Dance around my head 968 00:51:26,035 --> 00:51:31,905 Your body, like forbidden wine Spills out of my bed 969 00:51:32,008 --> 00:51:37,708 Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind 970 00:51:38,348 --> 00:51:44,446 Hope your granny doesn't mind Hope your grandpa doesn't mind 971 00:51:46,990 --> 00:51:49,356 Little bird 972 00:51:49,459 --> 00:51:52,360 You have got to be 18 973 00:51:52,462 --> 00:51:55,727 Or a few years past your teens 974 00:51:55,832 --> 00:51:59,563 Or you are in my eyes 975 00:51:59,669 --> 00:52:01,762 Little bird 976 00:52:01,871 --> 00:52:05,034 If you were born 'fore '92 977 00:52:05,141 --> 00:52:08,133 Then you know just what to do 978 00:52:08,244 --> 00:52:11,771 Rip the stars from my eyes 979 00:52:11,881 --> 00:52:18,218 Your words, like butterflies Dance around my head 980 00:52:18,321 --> 00:52:24,089 Your body, like a cherry pie Spills out of my bed 981 00:52:24,193 --> 00:52:30,359 Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind 982 00:52:30,466 --> 00:52:36,632 Hope your nana doesn't mind Hope your grandpa doesn't mind 983 00:52:48,618 --> 00:52:50,882 Little bird 984 00:52:50,987 --> 00:52:54,115 Brand new galaxies await you 985 00:52:54,223 --> 00:52:57,124 Open up and let me take you 986 00:52:57,226 --> 00:53:03,563 To the stars 987 00:53:03,967 --> 00:53:10,270 Your words, like butterflies Dance around my head 988 00:53:10,373 --> 00:53:16,141 Your body, like forbidden wine Spills out of my bed 989 00:53:16,245 --> 00:53:22,309 Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind 990 00:53:22,418 --> 00:53:28,687 Hope your granny doesn't mind Hope your grandpa doesn't mind 991 00:53:28,791 --> 00:53:34,991 Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind 992 00:53:35,098 --> 00:53:41,765 Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind 993 00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:48,539 Little bird 994 00:53:50,146 --> 00:53:54,810 Little bird 995 00:53:56,486 --> 00:54:02,891 Little bird 996 00:54:05,261 --> 00:54:07,889 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 997 00:54:07,997 --> 00:54:10,557 Put your dominant hand up high 998 00:54:10,666 --> 00:54:14,568 Reach your dominant hand in the sky 999 00:54:15,805 --> 00:54:18,399 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 1000 00:54:18,508 --> 00:54:21,068 Put your hand up for sex 1001 00:54:21,177 --> 00:54:25,238 For me and me helmet and wherever it winds up next 1002 00:54:26,516 --> 00:54:29,212 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 1003 00:54:29,318 --> 00:54:31,650 Put your hand up for our Queen 1004 00:54:31,754 --> 00:54:36,487 For shagging five birds in the back of me limousine 1005 00:54:37,827 --> 00:54:43,026 I feel particularly in tune with the cosmos 1006 00:54:43,132 --> 00:54:48,593 I feel in tune with you tonight 1007 00:55:00,850 --> 00:55:03,478 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 1008 00:55:03,586 --> 00:55:06,054 Put your hand up for love 1009 00:55:06,155 --> 00:55:10,319 While snogging down south While jiggling up above 1010 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,056 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 1011 00:55:14,163 --> 00:55:16,688 Put your dominant hand up high 1012 00:55:16,799 --> 00:55:20,291 Put your dominant hand 1013 00:55:27,977 --> 00:55:30,070 Tonight 1014 00:55:33,883 --> 00:55:35,783 Unity 1015 00:55:35,885 --> 00:55:38,080 Yeah, yeah 1016 00:55:39,021 --> 00:55:43,390 Oi, oi, unity! 1017 00:55:43,493 --> 00:55:44,824 And love 1018 00:55:45,895 --> 00:55:48,455 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 1019 00:55:48,564 --> 00:55:51,089 Put your hand up for tea 1020 00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:54,692 For separation of Church and State and me! 1021 00:55:56,339 --> 00:55:59,103 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 1022 00:55:59,208 --> 00:56:01,733 Put your dominant hand up high 1023 00:56:01,844 --> 00:56:04,972 Put your dominant leg 1024 00:56:05,081 --> 00:56:10,280 I feel particularly in tune with the cosmos 1025 00:56:10,386 --> 00:56:16,621 I feel in tune with you tonight 1026 00:56:20,296 --> 00:56:22,924 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 1027 00:56:23,032 --> 00:56:25,432 Put your dominant hand up high 1028 00:56:25,535 --> 00:56:29,494 Put your dominant hand 1029 00:56:29,605 --> 00:56:35,737 To the sky 1030 00:56:38,915 --> 00:56:40,007 Go home. 1031 00:56:40,917 --> 00:56:43,044 Get the fuck out the theater. The movie's over.