1 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,669 When we're winning 2 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:49,571 We'll be singing 3 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:53,607 I get knocked down but I get up again 4 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,341 You're never gonna keep me down 5 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:58,384 I get knocked down but I get up again 6 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,248 You're never gonna keep me down 7 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,652 I get knocked down but I get up again 8 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:04,849 You're never gonna keep me down 9 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:06,118 I get knocked down 10 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:09,628 Halloween just got awesome, bitches! 11 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:12,688 Prepare for the entrance of Lord Vader. 12 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:16,292 Give yourself to the Dark Side. 13 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:19,202 It's the only way you can save- 14 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:21,263 You wore the same thing last year. 15 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:24,674 - You son of a bitch. - I 'm sorry, guys. My codpiece is killing me. 16 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:26,234 It's totally restricting my junk. 17 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:29,543 You're gonna spill it or fill it, dude? 18 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:31,345 Zoe. 19 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:33,885 - Hi. - Oh, my God. It's been a long time. 20 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:36,421 - Yeah. - Yeah. 21 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:40,425 You are... something with tampons. 22 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,518 I'm Picasso's Blue Period. 23 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:45,792 - Get it?. Blue Period. - Hmm. 24 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:47,992 And you are?. Corporate sleaze?. 25 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:50,058 Car salesman. 26 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:52,331 I came straight from work, so this is- 27 00:02:52,405 --> 00:02:55,533 - Weak as usual, Bottler. - Thank you. 28 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:58,270 Are you here for a reunion with the boys?. 29 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,642 Nope. That's just a pleasant surprise. 30 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:02,112 Watch the cape, uh, uh- 31 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,015 Well, enter at your own risk. 32 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:07,177 Oh, my God. 33 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:09,551 You guys have both got to stop perpetuating this myth... 34 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:12,352 that Boba Fett is some kind of bad-ass. 35 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:16,020 All right?. He has a jet pack. So did the Rocketeer. 36 00:03:16,095 --> 00:03:18,086 - Really cool. - Here we go. 37 00:03:18,164 --> 00:03:21,565 When it comes time for battle, the man's Michael Bay- all style, no substance. 38 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:23,727 If you diss the Fett again... 39 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:25,771 I will corn-holeyou with a lightsaber!. 40 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:27,066 Whoop, there it is 41 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:29,904 -Jesus. Is that Bottler?. - Whoop, there it is 42 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:31,443 - Hey, guys. - Whoop, there it is 43 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:33,103 Whoop, there it is 44 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:34,942 Whoop, there it is 45 00:03:35,014 --> 00:03:36,311 Whoop, there it is 46 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:39,146 You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here. 47 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:44,479 Give Daddy a huggy. 48 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,991 - Yeah! - Stop. 49 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,051 You little bastard, I missed you. 50 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:51,926 I hope that's just your blaster poking me. 51 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:55,764 - God, it's been parsecs. - Yeah, it's good to see you too, man. 52 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:59,100 - Linus. - Hmm. 53 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:02,903 - It's been, like, a year now, right?. - Three. 54 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:06,810 - You still drawing?. - No. I bailed on that shit after high school. 55 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:10,440 - How's life in the auto trade?. - Still second in command to the old man. 56 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:12,108 Um, you? 57 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,210 Comic book store's still afloat... 58 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:16,448 but the geeks aren't biting like the old days. 59 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:21,221 - You?. - Get my money together so I can start my detailing business. 60 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:23,285 I'm gonna call it the Hutch Touch. 61 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:27,800 That's funny. I could've sworn you were delivering pizza and living in your mom's garage. 62 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:29,425 It's not a garage. 63 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:31,800 It's a carriage house. 64 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:33,930 - Carriage house. 65 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:37,602 - How is your carriage?. 66 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,882 Ah! Ah! Ah! 67 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:48,387 Hey, uh, have any of you guys seen the phone jack?. 68 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:52,049 Uh, no, but I have seen the social retard... 69 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,286 who brought his Toughbook to a party. 70 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:58,228 - I promised Rogue Leader I'd write her back tonight. - Oh, God. 71 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,233 - She is my girlfriend. - On-line girlfriend. 72 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,828 I met herin aJedi chat room. The woman is perfect. 73 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:10,001 She's intelligent and acerbic and, uh- and a die-hard fan. 74 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:12,203 She's even got connections inside the Lucas camp. 75 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:14,542 Who's also got a man package anda goatee. 76 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:17,242 You guys are all just jealous because she describes herself... 77 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,308 as a cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar... 78 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:21,353 - and Janeane Garofalo. 79 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,150 Tell 'em how you described yourself. 80 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:25,486 I was perfectly honest with her. 81 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:28,026 - You said you looked like a white Billy Dee Williams. 82 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:30,562 You called yourself white chocolate. 83 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:33,428 - I am white chocolate. 84 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:35,797 - Oh, oh! Windows, it's my turn. 85 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:38,098 - Give it to me. - Midnight. Another day down. 86 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,230 Ah! Okay. 87 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:42,399 Official Episode I countdown... 88 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:46,741 is six months, 12 days, eight hours and some change. 89 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:50,510 I would sell my soul to see that movie right here right now. 90 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:53,017 Dude, I wouldsell myleft nut. And I onlyhave the one nut. 91 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:58,353 - So you see how serious I am?. - I cannot listen to this shit for another six months. 92 00:05:58,424 --> 00:06:01,951 Oh, shush your mouth, woman. You know, we could see the movie. 93 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:09,362 - Oh, please, not this again. - Oh, yes, please, this again. 94 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:11,960 ""Tell us about the rabbits, George. George." 95 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,938 Imagine. 96 00:06:14,006 --> 00:06:15,268 Okay? 97 00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:19,402 We drive across the country in one night. 98 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:24,314 We break into the Skywalker Ranch... 99 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,648 and steal ourselves a print. 100 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:31,279 - Yeah! 101 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:34,417 You guys have been talking about this since the fifth grade, okay?. 102 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:37,088 - It's not gonna happen. - Why the hell not?. 103 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:39,154 Well, first of all, it's 2,000 miles away. 104 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:42,497 Second of all, even ifyou could get there, you'd be arrested. 105 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,627 It's been a blast, Bottler. 106 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:48,463 Way to douche up the party. 107 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,771 Nothing is impossible. 108 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:59,344 And I'll guarantee I'll find you a new or used car, or my name isn't Big Chuck. 109 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,479 - Right, girls?. - Ooh-hoo! 110 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:04,113 Hoo! 111 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:06,784 Yeah! 112 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:08,326 All right! 113 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:11,727 Attaboy, Eric. Now, see, that's some slick advertising. 114 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,163 Thanks, Pop. 115 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:15,598 Reminds me of, what, that Terry Bruckheimer movies. 116 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:17,363 [Man ] Yeah. Top Gun. 117 00:07:21,974 --> 00:07:24,169 - Thanks. - Hiya, Eric. 118 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:28,809 I'll handle this, Myron. Thanks. 119 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:31,679 - Hey. - We're in the market for some used droids. 120 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:33,776 I should start you guys off with a new set of wheels first... 121 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:36,413 unless you're cool riding around in the same rusted old shit box... 122 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,480 you've had since the 10th grade. 123 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,583 Hey, hey, hey! 124 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,857 She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts. 125 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:46,364 Uh, why are you guys here?. 126 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:48,798 Do you wanna look around the lot a little bit, drive something?. What?. 127 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:51,462 No. Uh, we came to talk about Linus. 128 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:54,028 Well, he just needs to realize that people lose touch. 129 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:56,574 - That's just kind of the waythings work. - He's dying, Eric. 130 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:00,671 - What?. - He's got cancer, man. 131 00:08:00,746 --> 00:08:05,479 He's tried everything to get better, but nothing seems to work. 132 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:08,543 Odds say three, four months maybe. 133 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:10,816 And you guys are telling me this now?. 134 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:12,983 We wanted to tell you months ago, honestly... 135 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:15,857 but Linus made us promise not to say anything. 136 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:19,728 The way we see it,you guys have been best friends since, like, first grade. 137 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:23,394 So we figured you got the right to know. You got the right to make your peace. 138 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:27,599 How am I supposed to make my peace when the guy doesn't even want me to know?. 139 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:30,403 With all due respect, Eric, this isn't about you. 140 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:34,871 - I- You know what?. - Holy shit. 141 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:39,884 -Jesus Christ. - Ifit ain't C-3Penis Face and R2-Dickhead. 142 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:41,943 What did you just say, you giant bastard?. 143 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,080 - Well, well put. - Thank you. 144 00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:47,057 - Still see you're driving the nerd-mobile. - Chaz, you're an idiot. 145 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:50,254 Hey, you know what?. While you're out here sticking G.I. Joes up your butt... 146 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:52,889 I convinced Dad to let me recut the commercial. 147 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:55,024 So suck it. Huh?. 148 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:58,628 Aw, see,you flinched. That's gonna be two, Princess Leia. 149 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:00,695 Nanu-nanu. 150 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:03,435 Get a haircut. 151 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:06,876 - We should have killed him when we had the chance. - Yeah. 152 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:10,473 Jackass. Linus is coming over to the carriage house later. So are you. 153 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,882 Bye, Eric. 154 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:21,884 No lightning! No lightning! 155 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:25,519 - Aw, shit. I'm a midget. - I'm gonna flatten your ass right now. 156 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:29,057 Ah! Suck it, Count Fagula. 157 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:30,932 Wow! 158 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:33,403 - There's no teaming up. That's a rule! 159 00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:35,736 Ow! Head cramp! 160 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,799 Don't kill me. 161 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,568 - Hey. - Donkeyballs. 162 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,477 You made it, man. 163 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:50,045 Your mom said clean up this shit-hole orno grilled cheese for a week? 164 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:52,181 That's emotional blackmail, and you know it! 165 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,523 - Screwyou! - I will sue you! Renter's rights! 166 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,758 - You don't payrent! - Damn. Damn! 167 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:01,664 - What the hell is he doing here, man?. - It was Hutch's idea. 168 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,759 Grab a controller. 169 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:05,827 We're ganging up on Windows in Mario Kart. 170 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:08,931 I can't. I came to talk to Linus actually. 171 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:12,702 Can I talk toyou alone, man? 172 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:18,673 Linus. Hey, stop walking. Linus! Hold up, man. 173 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:23,620 - Stop. What the hell, man?. I did nothing to you. - Exactly. You did nothing. 174 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:25,623 Absolutel ynothing. 175 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,784 Eric Bottler graduates high school and never looks back. 176 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:30,124 You bailed on our plan, Bottler! 177 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:32,221 What plan?. To be the next big thing in comics?. 178 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,289 Come on, man. That was never gonna happen. 179 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:38,394 I did what I had to do, dude. I grew up. I'm the only one who did. 180 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,905 - Look at you guys. - You can fool everybody... 181 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,533 with this cheap suit, salesman-of-the-year pitch. 182 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:45,634 But I know you better than anybody... 183 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:50,114 and deep down, you are one miserable son of a bitch. 184 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:52,980 - Miserable, huh?. - Yeah. Miserable. 185 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:56,385 Miserable is wasting your life in Hutch's garage playing video games... 186 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:58,389 arguing whether or not Luke really had a thing for Leia. 187 00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:02,120 You know as well as anybody... 188 00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:06,255 that as soon as Luke knew Leia was his sister, it was hands off. 189 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,594 They still kiss. 190 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,727 That was Leia kissing Luke to make Han jealous. 191 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,566 That was the second time. The first time- 192 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:14,629 The first time they're about to die! 193 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:17,767 - Theywere not, you liar. - They were swinging 30,000 feet in the air. 194 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,937 You know when you're a sibling, okay?. There's something innate. 195 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:24,244 - There's no telepathy between Luke and Leia till Episode VI. - It spans the ocean. 196 00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:26,443 It was romance in a sci-fi opera! 197 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,680 Who cares about this shit, man?. Huh?. 198 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:32,588 - Who cares about- - I do. I care. 199 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:47,630 - You need a new car. 200 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,302 They were siblings. They were siblings, you sick bastard! 201 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:57,744 You are trapped now. 202 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,752 You've made your last mistake. 203 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,321 We need to talk. 204 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,458 Sure, Pop. What's up?. 205 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,796 Okay. Here's the deal. 206 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:22,773 It's time forthe world to see the new face ofthis company. 207 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:25,436 And his name's Big Eric. 208 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,308 Big Eric who?. 209 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:30,280 - Big Eric you. 210 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:33,443 It's all yours, kiddo. The entire shebang. 211 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,851 All 15 locations, from here to Seattle. 212 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:39,618 - I mean- Uh, yes. 213 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:42,684 Yeah. I mean, wow. 214 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,822 - Take the hat. - I can't take your hat. 215 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,456 Go ahead. 216 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,296 No, really. It looks good on you. 217 00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:50,630 - Take the hat. - But it's really- 218 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:55,140 - Take the damn hat. - Yeah. I'll wear it for- 219 00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:58,665 My God. Your mom would be so proud to see you in that hat. 220 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,769 I know, Pop. 221 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:04,543 Hey. You and me?. Tanning Tuesdays?. 222 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:14,821 You want to take your shirt off. 223 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:23,129 You want to take your shirt off. God. 224 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:26,035 - You wanna take that shirt off?. - Asshole. 225 00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:29,040 You have been trying that Jedi mind shit on me since the eighth grade. 226 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:32,544 - It doesn't work. - Oh, it works. Tell her, Windows. 227 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:35,239 - He's been geeking out with Rogue Leader all morning. 228 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,714 Nothing can tearhim away. 229 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:41,082 - Ah! - Rogue Leader,you are wicked. 230 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:45,214 Ah, I love the feeling of fresh air on my naked breasts. 231 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,816 Oh, ho-ho! 232 00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:51,192 See that?. Man's immune to sweateryams. 233 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:54,528 What about me?. I like sweateryams! 234 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,693 Hey. 235 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,871 What'll it be, fellas?. 236 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,713 - How much for the phaser gun?. - For the phaser gun? 237 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:16,846 Sorry, Garfunkel. We don't hock Trek here. 238 00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:19,550 Well, then, Slim, if you don't sell the Trek... 239 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,423 then why do you have a phaser gun in the case?. 240 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:25,793 We keep this one here to suss out Trekkie bitches like yourself... 241 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,890 and tell them to get the hell off of our land. 242 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,299 So get the hell off of our land. 243 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:34,601 Get the hell off of our land! Get the hell out ofhere! Now! 244 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:38,234 Get out of here, you Kirk-lovin' Spock-suckers! 245 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:47,444 - Hey. - Hey. 246 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:50,613 You guys know where a guy can pawn off a first edition Eric Bottler comic?. 247 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,384 - Hey! - Holy cannolis. 248 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,483 Look at that. Yeah. That's awesome. 249 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,996 Dude, you had sick skills back then. You should've stuck with it, brother. 250 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,759 Yeah. I would've been broke and living in my parents' garage. 251 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,495 - It's a carriage house. - Right. I know it is. 252 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,732 I have something else that you guys might wanna check out. 253 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:13,235 Well, what have we got here?. 254 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:17,408 Ohio to Califor- Is this what I think it is? 255 00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:19,951 Linus laid the whole thing out in fifth grade. 256 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,920 I figure it's time for another epic journey, isn't it? 257 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,853 What's your game plan?. 258 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,654 We storm the ranch, or we die trying. 259 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,318 Yeah. 260 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,629 Well, you guys were all about this at the party. 261 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:36,190 - We were six Zimas to the wind at the party. - Drunk. 262 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:40,295 Come on. You even said the Rogue Leader has connections inside the ranch, right?. 263 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:43,273 Rogue Leader? Please, man. Windows never even met him. 264 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,310 - Her! - Him. 265 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:48,540 - Maybe it's time that he does. - Dude, this is a suicide mission, man. 266 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,605 Why would we even try anything like this?. 267 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,810 For Linus. 268 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,286 - Huh?. 269 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,453 No. 270 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,055 - No?. - No. I'm not going. 271 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,396 Aw, Linus, you've got to go. 272 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,028 This is a conquest for the ages. 273 00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,038 Our names shall become legend... 274 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:17,564 spoken in hushed tones by nerds across the galaxy. 275 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,736 And we'll get laid. 276 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,347 More than we've ever been laid 277 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:33,356 - Okay, please stop that. - Sorry. I was getting into that. 278 00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:37,721 I just don't wanna go with Opie over there. 279 00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:41,095 Check this out, man. 280 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:54,069 Floor plans to the Lucas Ranch. 281 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:57,741 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Areyou kidding?. How did you get these?. 282 00:16:57,816 --> 00:17:00,944 My life partner, Rogue Leader, she can break us in, man. 283 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,716 The question you got to ask yourself is... 284 00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:06,280 "Doyou have the nut sack to go through with it?"' 285 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,729 Ifl do this, it doesn't change anything. 286 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,901 I'll grab my suitcase and some Big League Chew. 287 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,912 - Yes! - ThunderCats! Ho! 288 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,141 - Told you. I knew he'd go. - Stop humping. 289 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,706 Please stop humping. Just high five. 290 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,777 - Oh, God. I' m Jabba the Hump. - Oh, goddamn it. 291 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:38,687 - Chewie! - Chewie! Damn it! 292 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,829 Wait a second. Whoa. What the hell's Chewie? 293 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,492 It's the same rules as shotgun. Eitherway, I always lose. 294 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,536 - Furball, you do the honors?. - Yeah. 295 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,505 Strap in, fellas. 296 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,073 Whoo! 297 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,118 What the hell, Hutch?. It's all Rush. 298 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:14,182 - Ever want a little variety?. - Rush is variety, bitch. 299 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,784 - Oh! 300 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:21,231 Rule number one:. in myvan, it's Rush. 301 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,700 All Rush, all the time. 302 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,168 No exceptions. 303 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,797 Rule number two:. 304 00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:30,000 nobody touch the red button. 305 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:34,307 And I mean never touch the red button. 306 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:38,611 Most importantly, rule number three: 307 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,948 there's no jerking it in my van. 308 00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,010 What?. 309 00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:46,148 - Fine. 310 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:51,489 Don't roll your eyes at me, Admiral Jackbar. 311 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,558 ""Established in 1985... 312 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,727 ""the Skywalker Ranch is the headquarters... 313 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,237 of George Lucas's filmmaking empire." 314 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,296 So according to Rogue Leader's map... 315 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:06,572 our best odds for finding the film is in here- the main house. 316 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:10,308 Oh, my God. That place is legendary. 317 00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:14,045 And we meet Rogue Leader at a coffee shop in Texas Wednesday, 3:.00 p.m. sharp. 318 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:16,451 - Mm-hmm. - She's gonna give us absolutely everything we need... 319 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,547 - to get into the compound. - Nice. 320 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,819 White chocolate finally gets to meet his dream girl. 321 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,726 - Oh! - Ooh! Ooh! 322 00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:27,196 Well, according to this, 80 West is our fastest route. 323 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:31,066 So we got 26 hours to make it to Texas, boys. 324 00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:33,366 Consider it done. 325 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,602 Ah! 326 00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:52,889 - Wakey, wakey. Hands off steakey. 327 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:57,019 - It's time for Hutch's pit stop. - Where are we?. 328 00:19:57,095 --> 00:20:00,531 Some say heaven. I like to call it Iowa. 329 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,033 Iowa?. What about Rogue Leader?. 330 00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:06,730 - Iowa?. - Yeah. I made a little detour. 331 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,739 Hutch, we're supposed to be going to Texas. 332 00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:10,775 Welcome to Riverside, gentlemen... 333 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:16,109 future birthplace ofone CaptainJames T. Kirk. 334 00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:19,207 Enemy territory! Nice. 335 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:22,651 - Man, you drove all night for this?. 336 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,417 Dude, I'd drive all year for the chance to pimp slap some Trekkies. 337 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,788 You know what? Leave me out of it. 338 00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,055 Let's crack some Trekkie skulls! 339 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:36,066 Let's do it! 340 00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,899 And it is believed that on this very spot... 341 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:46,138 Captain James Tiberius Kirkwill be born. 342 00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:49,806 Hence, the statue immortalizing him... 343 00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:53,908 grappling with his most accursed nemesis. 344 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,284 Ricardo Montalban?. 345 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:59,415 Genetically engineered tyrant Khan. 346 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:02,255 - It doesn't look like either of them. - Thank you forpointing that out. 347 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:05,728 That is because the whores at Viacom International threatened to sue us... 348 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,322 if we used their likenesses, so we make do. 349 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,164 Yes. The gentleman in the beige. 350 00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:15,036 I was wondering what did Sulu find in Captain Kirk's lavatory. 351 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:20,010 Sulu clearly found a standard issue Starfleet Z23 personal refuse device. 352 00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,603 I believe it was the Captain's log. 353 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:24,546 - Very good. 354 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:28,882 A laugh a day keeps the doctor away, everyone. We've been saved. 355 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,320 - Ooh. - Any other comic relief?. 356 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,551 - Ah! - There's still homeless out there. 357 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,116 - Hey! - Yes! What?. You! What?. Yes. 358 00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:41,029 What is the Klingon translation for, "You're gonna die a virgin"? 359 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:51,741 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Hilarious, everyone. 360 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:55,007 Looks like we got more Lucas hounds here to mock Roddenberry. 361 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,173 Congratulations, gentlemen, but I would like to see... 362 00:21:57,249 --> 00:22:00,582 your Darth Vader take on one Borg drone. 363 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:03,018 And we'll see who's laughing then. Am I right?. 364 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:08,025 Darth Vader can put the entire Borg collective in a vice grip with his mind. 365 00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:10,323 Uh, Darth Vader has asthma... 366 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:14,161 so name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease... 367 00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:16,325 'cause I'm drawing a blank. 368 00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:18,164 Name me one Star Wars characterwho's gay. 369 00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:19,760 - Yeah. - Besides you. 370 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:23,103 Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so whywould I even do that?. 371 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,506 Captain Picard. 372 00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:27,545 Captain Picard is not gay. He's British. 373 00:22:27,612 --> 00:22:30,911 - Come on. ""Make it so!" - Ah-ah 374 00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:34,782 I hate to break it to you losers, but Han Solo's a bitch. 375 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,912 Ah, no, he didn't. No, he didn't. 376 00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:39,479 What did you just say?. 377 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:44,484 - Is there a problem here?. - Yeah, there sure is, Spock. 378 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:47,225 The admiral here just called Han Solo a bitch. 379 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:50,291 - Good one. - Some pretty strong words for a Trekkie. 380 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,031 A Trekkie is derogatory at this point in the game. 381 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,232 Trekker is what we're called now. Trekker. 382 00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,138 Oh, I'm sorry. Trekkie. 383 00:23:00,445 --> 00:23:02,970 -Just take a look-see here. 384 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,743 What's with the man-purse?. 385 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:07,250 - Yep. As I thought... 386 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:11,278 - scanner reads ""douche bag." 387 00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:24,127 - Push me, I'll kill your whole Starfleet. 388 00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:25,897 - Unbelievable! 389 00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:29,070 Snikt! Snitk! Come on, bub! 390 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:31,132 Attack, you cowards! That's an order! 391 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,635 - Hutch! - Coverme, Windows! 392 00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:40,184 Evasive maneuvers! Evasive maneuvers! 393 00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:01,498 - My ear! - Ha-ha! 394 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:03,973 Nighty-night, Spock-sucker. 395 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,140 Beam this, bitch! 396 00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:12,547 Time-out! I call time-out! Time-out! 397 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:22,888 - Disable theirvehicle. - Get in! Go! 398 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,327 Get in the van! Get in the van! 399 00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:26,694 Disable the vehicle. 400 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,462 Kill the Star-roids! 401 00:24:31,536 --> 00:24:34,403 Get them! 402 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:37,636 Han Solo is still a bitch! 403 00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:41,509 - Nobody calls Han Solo a bitch. 404 00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:48,347 Yeah! 405 00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:57,661 Hey, Bottler, hit 'em with the pressed ham! 406 00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:01,357 Klingon to this. 407 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:10,539 Kha-a-a-an! 408 00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:19,007 Kha-a-a-an! 409 00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:27,053 Whoo! 410 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:29,923 I took that Vulcan down hard. 411 00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:33,260 I rolled him into the dirt like he was my frickin' tauntaun. 412 00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:38,132 Tauntaun, my ass. If it wasn't forme, you guys would all be dead. 413 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:41,138 What fight were you watching? I was channeling the emperor. 414 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:45,370 The emperor? I don't remember the emperor crapping his robe and screaming ""time-out. " 415 00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:48,412 - Oh, my God. That's right. - There is such a thing as time-out. 416 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,075 I can feel your anger growing inside. Wait. Time-out. 417 00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:04,120 All right. Time-out. 418 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,224 We had to take yourvan, Hutch. 419 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:09,995 I have access to literally thousands ofvehicles... 420 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:12,161 but we had to take yourvan. 421 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,797 Yeah, well, I had a spare tire... 422 00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:18,309 but some tardo took it out to make some room for his grappling hook. 423 00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:20,776 What?. We're on a covert operation. 424 00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:23,336 How can you be on a covert operation without a grappling hook?. 425 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,610 Oh! Wait. 426 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:28,414 What in Greedo's name is that? 427 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,423 Talk about a wretched hive of scum and villainy. 428 00:26:34,492 --> 00:26:36,722 Hmm. 429 00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:39,525 You guys stay right here. I 'll take care of this. 430 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,465 How you doing, fellas?. Hi, fellas. 431 00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:44,661 So our car broke down a couple of miles back. 432 00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:47,500 Is there anyone you know who can help us?. 433 00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:49,870 No. 434 00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:53,308 Can I have some water?. 435 00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:54,777 Yeah, a glass of water, please. 436 00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:56,871 Great. 437 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:04,347 Pirate teeth. Pirate teeth. 438 00:27:04,422 --> 00:27:06,515 - Pirate teeth. Don't. - Thank you. 439 00:27:06,591 --> 00:27:08,286 A hundred bucks. 440 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:12,057 For a glass ofwater?. That's ridiculous. I'm not gonna pay that. 441 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,859 Sure you will. 442 00:27:13,932 --> 00:27:16,833 Hell, no. Hell, no. Back up, buddy. Back off. 443 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,697 Word to the wise, ese. 444 00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:26,437 - Ooh! - Drop the tough-ass biker routine before I get angry. 445 00:27:26,511 --> 00:27:28,672 And you won't like me when I'm angry. 446 00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:30,840 Hmm, I think I would. 447 00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:32,940 - Hutch, let's not do this. - Hutch, maybe- 448 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:34,576 Nah. Nah. Nah. 449 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:38,521 This guy wants to dick with me, fine. I can dick. 450 00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:44,324 I used to rape guys 15 times your size in prison. 451 00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:46,921 Soyou best back off... 452 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:50,024 - or, so help me God, I'm gonna pound your ass so hard- - Oh, Jesus. 453 00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:51,932 - No. Hutch. - What?. 454 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:54,233 - There's kind ofa thing in this bar. Like that. - See?. 455 00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:57,741 Ixnay on the ass pounding. 456 00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:03,543 A hundred dollars?. That's cool. 457 00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:07,676 Afraid it's too late for that, ese. 458 00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:11,051 Our midnight entertainment bailed. 459 00:28:11,122 --> 00:28:13,113 Time to pay for that drink. 460 00:28:15,293 --> 00:28:19,252 Oh, dear God. We're gonna die up here, aren't we?. 461 00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:22,957 We have to strip to Menudo?. 462 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:27,296 You got a problem with Menudo?. Now, take it off!. 463 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,345 That's it, man! 464 00:28:34,412 --> 00:28:36,573 ""Nobody puts Baby in a corner!"' 465 00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:40,474 You want some Swayze action, bitches?. 466 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,782 Yeah! You like that, huh?. 467 00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:45,379 - Whoo! 468 00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:47,049 Whoo! 469 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:57,929 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it, and you're gonna like it! 470 00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:02,735 He's got one ball. Un testiculo. 471 00:29:02,807 --> 00:29:06,072 - Oh, that's disgusting. 472 00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:09,671 Okay, I had a... 473 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:13,240 torrid lightsaber battle went wrong when I was a child. 474 00:29:13,318 --> 00:29:17,084 All right, all right, all right. Show's over, fellas. 475 00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:23,755 - You boys took a wrong turn?. - Our car broke down. 476 00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:26,592 The Chief can fix it. 477 00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:28,757 The Chief?. 478 00:29:41,179 --> 00:29:44,808 This is some kick-ass guac you whipped up, man. 479 00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:48,848 - I feel funny. - Tingly. 480 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,287 - I feel good. - Karate is cool. 481 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:01,296 Guys, I don't thinkwe're eating... 482 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:04,699 your everyday garden-variety guacamole. 483 00:30:04,769 --> 00:30:06,794 I got recipe from Emeril. 484 00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:10,807 Avocado, onion, chopped garlic- Bam! 485 00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:12,740 - Bam! - Bam! 486 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,972 And the Chief's secret ingredient. 487 00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:18,573 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 488 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,345 Oh, myGod. Oh, myGod. 489 00:30:20,418 --> 00:30:22,579 - What?. - What?. 490 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,646 - There's an ewok right beside you. 491 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:31,527 Oh, wow. She's humping your leg. It's humping your leg. 492 00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:35,331 She's humping your leg. I love you. 493 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,095 Wahh! 494 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:49,377 Death is but a path to life, a passage to the stars... 495 00:30:49,447 --> 00:30:51,438 to the universe. 496 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,780 I know what you mean. 497 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,878 You mean the Force. 498 00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:59,924 The Force. 499 00:30:59,991 --> 00:31:03,449 Guys, my dad is gonna kill me if I don't get to work on Monday. 500 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:08,124 Putz. Screw it, man. 501 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,970 - No! -Join me, Son. 502 00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:22,206 Come to the Dark Side. 503 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,612 - The Dark Side. - No! No! 504 00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:35,952 Rogue Leader. 505 00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:38,427 What the hell you doing, man?. You're poking me. 506 00:31:38,496 --> 00:31:40,828 Oh, God. Don't flatter yourself, okay?. 507 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,423 It's just my R2. My lucky R2. 508 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:45,697 Man,you wish you had the height and girth of D2. 509 00:31:48,139 --> 00:31:51,165 - Yeah! - Wow! 510 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:54,336 Hah! Van! 511 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:57,939 Son of a whore! The Buce is back. 512 00:31:59,017 --> 00:32:01,485 The Chief fixed it while you were asleep. 513 00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:04,578 The Chief fixed it. Is he around?. Can we thank him?. 514 00:32:06,157 --> 00:32:08,751 He's the Chief. You're the Chief, aren'tyou?. 515 00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:13,854 - Why didn't you say so?. - The Chief likes to refer to himself in the third person. 516 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,696 It causes confusion, especiallywith the bitches. 517 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:21,432 Well, you're cool as balls, you burned-out old hash-head. 518 00:32:21,506 --> 00:32:24,134 WonderTwins power activate. 519 00:32:25,343 --> 00:32:27,777 It's been interesting. 520 00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:31,679 Thanks. 521 00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:33,842 You need it more than I do. 522 00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:36,318 - Wow. Thank you. I, uh- 523 00:32:38,556 --> 00:32:41,024 - Good luck. - Thanks. 524 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:44,117 Who's up forTexas, boys?. 525 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:47,564 Lump was limp andlonely and needed a shove 526 00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:51,159 Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love 527 00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:54,261 She spent her 20s between the sheets 528 00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:58,139 Life limped along at subsonic speeds 529 00:32:58,209 --> 00:33:01,372 - She's lump, she's lump She's in my head - H i. 530 00:33:03,881 --> 00:33:06,145 - Hey- - She's lump, she's lump, she's lump 531 00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:08,242 - Yeah! - She might be dead 532 00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:13,685 - Ah 533 00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:16,989 Bah Ba-ba, ba-da-da-da 534 00:33:17,061 --> 00:33:20,189 Bah 535 00:33:20,264 --> 00:33:24,257 - Yes! - Bah, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da 536 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:27,202 Thank you for the blue balls, ladies! 537 00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:41,774 Harrison Ford is the greatest actor of all time! 538 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,844 In the history of cinema?. 539 00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:46,788 He's Han Solo, Indiana Jones. Yes! 540 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,122 - Deckard from Blade Runner. - Yes. Exactly. 541 00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,218 Greatest actor of all time. 542 00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:54,560 He's never done a bad movie. 543 00:33:57,602 --> 00:33:59,797 Does that sign say "electric fence"?. Watch this. Ready?. 544 00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:06,600 Is this lump outta myhead 545 00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:09,976 Let's just hope she's still here. 546 00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:14,414 Oh, she'll be here. 547 00:34:14,485 --> 00:34:18,319 Give her a taste of that white chocolate. 548 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:19,879 What do you think?. 549 00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:21,720 - Oh, my God. 550 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,055 - 'Toid me. - You ready?. 551 00:34:23,127 --> 00:34:26,153 - Yeah. Thank you. - Nice. 552 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:28,323 - Go get her. 553 00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:45,611 Where have you been all my life, sweet baby 554 00:34:45,683 --> 00:34:47,514 Girl, I've been waiting 555 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:51,419 For a while now 556 00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:55,186 - Hi there. - Yes, I have 557 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:57,750 - Oh, my God! - There's a star in the sky 558 00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:59,626 That shines brightly on you 559 00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:03,565 When that pretty dress that you're wearing 560 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:06,762 - Makes you so fine 561 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:08,806 Rogue Leader, I presume?. 562 00:35:08,873 --> 00:35:10,272 Red 6?. 563 00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:13,310 Let me just put my glasses on. 564 00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:14,867 What the hell?. 565 00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:18,615 You're a kid. You're 12. 566 00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:20,617 - I'm 10. - You're 10? 567 00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:24,712 - I'm a pedophile! I'm a pedophile! 568 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,848 - I'm a pedophile! - Give us a moment, please. 569 00:35:26,924 --> 00:35:29,688 I have to leave this state at once. 570 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,955 - Yea! Yea! 571 00:35:32,029 --> 00:35:34,156 That was fantastic. 572 00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:36,564 We drove a thousand miles, Windows. 573 00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:38,158 A thousand. For what?. 574 00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:41,399 So you can get funky with Strawberry Shortcakes?. 575 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:43,497 It's not really sex if it's cyber-sex. 576 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:46,441 Relax. We're gonna sit down. We're gonna put on our thinking caps. 577 00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:48,536 - And we're gonna get a better plan. - No, it's- 578 00:35:48,613 --> 00:35:51,081 I have to be back by Monday. 579 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:54,175 I haven't told you guys this yet, but my- 580 00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:56,379 My dad gave me the company. 581 00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:58,615 - Hey! - Thanks, man. 582 00:35:58,689 --> 00:36:00,748 Yeah, the whole thing. The whole thing is mine now. 583 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:04,591 What's the new game plan?. 584 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:06,653 Let's get in the van and get the hell out of here. 585 00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:10,292 - This is just a minor setback. - It's a minor setback for you. 586 00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:13,269 I live in the real world, okay?. I have to go back to work. 587 00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:16,932 You have to go back to... your mom's garage. 588 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,999 [ Inhales ] 589 00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:23,741 - It's a carriage house. - It's a garage, man. 590 00:36:23,814 --> 00:36:25,406 - Say it again. - It's a garage. 591 00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:26,882 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Guys! 592 00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:30,512 - Holding my schlong! - Okay! Okay. 593 00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:33,352 - Harry Knowles. - Harry who? 594 00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:36,916 - Hello. - This man is the ultimate fanboy, Eric. 595 00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:41,693 His Web site "Ain't it Cool News" is like every geek's homepage. 596 00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:43,859 Which one of you's Windows?. 597 00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:45,562 Me. 598 00:36:45,636 --> 00:36:47,729 I'm Windows. 599 00:36:47,805 --> 00:36:49,898 - Nice to meet you- - Oh! 600 00:36:49,974 --> 00:36:52,966 - Back off!. 601 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,774 - Oh, God! - Ohh! 602 00:36:57,348 --> 00:37:00,579 - Harry Knowles is kicking Windows's ass. 603 00:37:03,254 --> 00:37:05,245 Now, you listen to me, perv. 604 00:37:05,323 --> 00:37:09,885 Ifyou ever e-mail my niece again, I will huntyou down like a T-1 000. 605 00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:13,294 Okay, Mr. Knowles, he didn't know- Okay. 606 00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:15,662 - You will release my friends. - Back! 607 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:19,134 We wanted to break into the Skywalker Ranch. Kimmy said she'd give us the floor plans. 608 00:37:19,203 --> 00:37:22,138 We were gonna break in and steal Episode I, that's it. 609 00:37:22,206 --> 00:37:25,471 That is the stupidest thing I've heard since Schumacher put nips on Batman. 610 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:28,637 - Ohh! - These aren't the droids you're looking for, man. 611 00:37:28,713 --> 00:37:31,841 - Heh! - Anybody else have any stupid comments?. 612 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:35,909 It's very stupid, but true. We've been planning this since we were like six. 613 00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:37,614 Listen. Harry, Harry, Harry. 614 00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:41,021 Ifyou help us out, we'll give you all the exclusive spoilers and all. 615 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,856 - Okay? - Ohh. 616 00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:49,856 That's an interesting offer. Episode Vwas directed bywho?. 617 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:51,526 - Irvin Kershner. - That was just a warm-up. 618 00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:55,003 You. In Episode VI when Leia shoots down two scout troopers... 619 00:37:55,072 --> 00:37:57,370 why doesn't she take one of the speeder bikes instead of walking?. 620 00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:59,602 If you pay attention closely, the speeder bikes were destroyed. 621 00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:01,668 And then Luke refers to it later on in the dialogue. 622 00:38:01,746 --> 00:38:04,374 Impressive. I wasn't really worried about you though. 623 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:09,617 What was Luke Skywalker's call sign during the rebel assault in Episode IV? 624 00:38:09,687 --> 00:38:11,678 Red 5. 625 00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:16,489 You are all onlyas strong as your weakest link. 626 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,085 Hello, weakest link. 627 00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:23,156 - What?. - What is the name of Chewbacca's home planet?. 628 00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:27,068 - It's never discussed in the movies. That's not fair. 629 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,799 I know. I know. 630 00:38:28,873 --> 00:38:31,341 Do you give up?. 631 00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:38,878 Come on, man. Say it. 632 00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:43,318 Kashyyyk. Kashyyyk. Chewie's home planet is Kashyyyk. 633 00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:47,854 Chewie's home planet is Kashyyyk. 634 00:38:47,925 --> 00:38:51,326 Well played, boys. I'll help you. 635 00:38:51,395 --> 00:38:53,693 You're gonna meet my friend in Vegas. 636 00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:56,699 - He's got everything you need. Okay?. - Okay. 637 00:38:56,767 --> 00:38:59,827 - How will we know who he is?. - Oh, don't worry. You'll know. 638 00:38:59,904 --> 00:39:03,499 The password: Scruffy Nerfherder. 639 00:39:03,574 --> 00:39:06,202 - Scruffy Nerfherder. - Good luck, boys. 640 00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:08,711 Nice detailing. 641 00:39:08,779 --> 00:39:11,077 We're going to Vegas, fellas. 642 00:39:14,585 --> 00:39:17,383 Hey, Hutch, you mind slowing down?. 643 00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:20,015 Sorry. I don't speakjagoff. 644 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:23,185 I just thought it might be nice to get to Vegas alive. 645 00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:25,353 - Are you kidding me?. 646 00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:29,259 We got Imperial bacon. 647 00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:34,894 Okay, probably not the best time to tell you guys this... 648 00:39:34,972 --> 00:39:37,839 but, uh, there's a giant bag of peyote in the back of the van. 649 00:39:37,908 --> 00:39:39,899 - What?. - Excuse me?. 650 00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:44,137 The Chief gave it to me. 651 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,240 Hutch, just pull over and get the ticket, man, okay?. 652 00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:49,650 We can't pull over with a big-ass bag of peyote on us. 653 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,779 Pull over and stop! 654 00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:54,552 Do what he says, Hutch. Do what he says, Hutch. 655 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:57,594 - Don't do what he says. - Do what he says, Hutch. 656 00:39:57,661 --> 00:40:00,755 - It's gonna be okay, fellas. It's gonna be okay. - Pull over, man. 657 00:40:00,831 --> 00:40:02,628 Suck my exhaust, pork rind! 658 00:40:07,304 --> 00:40:08,965 - Oh, my God. - Oh, Jesus! 659 00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:12,440 - Talk to me, Goose. - Talk to you?. He's back. 660 00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:14,341 - He found us! - God! 661 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,438 - Move this piece of shit! - You don't call my van a piece of shit! 662 00:40:17,515 --> 00:40:20,006 - Well?. - Hey, ladies, ladies! 663 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:21,847 You got to break rule number two. 664 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:24,911 - Chewie, prepare to make the jump to hyperspace. - Yes! 665 00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:27,753 - Okay, I'm ready. 666 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,494 Somebody tell me what the goddamn red button's for! 667 00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:35,088 It's light speed, kid. 668 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:37,293 - Light speed?. - Yeah. 669 00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:39,495 - Punch it! 670 00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:42,095 - What the- Come on! 671 00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:45,540 - You're not gonna do this to me now. - No. Okay, I'm resetting. 672 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:47,509 - Light speed. Impressive. 673 00:40:47,578 --> 00:40:49,546 I put a tank of nitrous in this thing. It's not firing. 674 00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:52,173 - Hutch, please do something. - Hutch! 675 00:40:52,249 --> 00:40:56,276 - Damn it. 676 00:41:00,257 --> 00:41:01,724 - Whoo! 677 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:03,521 - Oh, my God! 678 00:41:04,528 --> 00:41:06,655 It's working! Whoo! 679 00:41:08,732 --> 00:41:12,031 - Stay on target! Stay on target! - Oh, God! 680 00:41:12,102 --> 00:41:13,660 Oh, shit! 681 00:41:27,351 --> 00:41:29,911 I probably shouldn't have called that cop a fag. 682 00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:33,081 I think he took it the wrong way. 683 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:35,819 Breakfast. 684 00:41:35,893 --> 00:41:38,418 - Oh, God. - Ow! 685 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,930 -Jesus! - Oh, God. 686 00:41:42,399 --> 00:41:43,923 Ham and cheese. 687 00:41:46,537 --> 00:41:50,769 Well, look on the bright side, you guys. This trip can't get any worse. 688 00:41:52,376 --> 00:41:54,003 It just did, boys. 689 00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:57,714 - What?. - I got to drop a sewer pickle. 690 00:41:57,781 --> 00:42:01,012 - Yeah, I got to throw her into reverse. 691 00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:03,451 Bottler, give me your sandwich, bro. 692 00:42:04,955 --> 00:42:06,946 Hook me up. Another one. 693 00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:09,049 - What's the sandwich for?. - I don't know. 694 00:42:09,126 --> 00:42:12,289 I'm not gonna sit on this. 695 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,263 - Oh, Hutch! -Jesus. 696 00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:17,300 - It's crawling with criminal ass germs. 697 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:20,303 - Just hover, man. - Okay, listen up, pre-pubes. 698 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:24,307 You got a visitor- Sweet can of corn. 699 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:28,209 What are you doing with that ham sandwich, boy?. It's not right what you're doing. 700 00:42:28,279 --> 00:42:30,713 Hutch, you owe me a sock. 701 00:42:30,781 --> 00:42:33,773 I had to wipe with something. 702 00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:37,787 You pussies owe me, big time. 703 00:42:37,855 --> 00:42:41,450 - Oh, Zoe, thank God. - We weren't sure if you'd gotten our message. 704 00:42:41,525 --> 00:42:45,985 If by message you mean Windows shrieking into my answering machine like a little girl... 705 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:48,554 - then yes, message received. - You don't know what we've been through. 706 00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:51,328 Hutch just took a dump in front of us. 707 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:54,633 Yeah. That's life inside the big house. 708 00:42:54,705 --> 00:42:57,105 Zoe, promise me you brought the money. 709 00:42:57,174 --> 00:42:59,165 I cleared out every cent Windows had in the comic store. 710 00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:01,837 - You what?. - Oh! Don't even speak. 711 00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:05,541 I took two taxis, an airplane and an all-night bus ride... 712 00:43:05,616 --> 00:43:08,949 next to an old man that I am pretty sure had a full diaper. 713 00:43:09,019 --> 00:43:11,487 Hey, hey, okay. Okay, visiting time's over. 714 00:43:11,555 --> 00:43:14,581 The judge wants to see y'all in his private chambers. 715 00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:17,024 Oh, yeah. Just one more thing. 716 00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:20,120 Whatever you do, do not make fun of his name. 717 00:43:20,197 --> 00:43:23,223 Let me see ifl got this right. 718 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:25,530 Now, you tried to outrun an officer ofthe law... 719 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,436 because you obtained a bag of peyote from a Mexican Indian chief... 720 00:43:28,505 --> 00:43:33,272 who thought it would help treat your friend's terminal illness? 721 00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:35,505 - Yes. - Mm-hmm. 722 00:43:35,579 --> 00:43:38,776 - I'm gonna let you boys go. 723 00:43:38,849 --> 00:43:41,477 - Not because I believe you. 724 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:44,453 - Because I believe your father. - My father?. 725 00:43:44,521 --> 00:43:47,285 - Mm-hmm. - You actually spoke with my dad?. 726 00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:48,848 Sure did. 727 00:43:48,926 --> 00:43:51,554 He wanted me to give you this message. 728 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,119 Approach the bench. 729 00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:06,065 Have a nice day, son. 730 00:44:07,344 --> 00:44:11,804 Yeah. Man's gone carbonite freeze on us. 731 00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:14,817 We got to be in Vegas in less than 24 hours. 732 00:44:14,885 --> 00:44:18,548 All right. I 'm gonna go smack some sense into the boy. 733 00:44:18,622 --> 00:44:20,647 Whoa. Cut him some slack. 734 00:44:20,724 --> 00:44:22,521 Okay. 735 00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:26,791 I just mapped out our route to Vegas on myToughbook... 736 00:44:26,864 --> 00:44:29,731 and the closest airport's about a hundred miles north ofhere. 737 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,928 So all we got to do is drop the ol' Zoe off... 738 00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:35,028 and then it's a straight shot to Sin City. 739 00:44:35,105 --> 00:44:37,539 Ho! Hold on. 740 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:39,906 You haul my ass out into the middle of nowhere... 741 00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:42,411 and expect me to just jump on the first plane back?. 742 00:44:42,479 --> 00:44:44,379 Sorry. It's not gonna happen. 743 00:44:44,448 --> 00:44:46,507 Come on. You know this trip is men only. 744 00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:48,210 I tell you what. 745 00:44:48,285 --> 00:44:52,745 I'll get on the plane if any one of you can take me down. 746 00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:55,155 Listen, Princess. 747 00:44:55,225 --> 00:44:58,058 No one wants to see you get hurt. 748 00:44:58,128 --> 00:45:00,119 I'm gonna get Botts. 749 00:45:04,101 --> 00:45:06,968 - Get off of me! - Oh, my God! 750 00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:09,164 - Be a man, Hutch. - Get her off of me! 751 00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,298 - Hutch, say ""time-out"' - Don't just stand there! 752 00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:13,400 Shoot her! Somebody shoot her! 753 00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:16,776 - Help me, for God sake! God help me! - Gentlemen. 754 00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:19,077 - Get the jaws of life! - I'm good. 755 00:45:19,149 --> 00:45:22,243 - Welcome aboard. 756 00:45:24,321 --> 00:45:27,085 - Now go get Eric. - Yes, sir! 757 00:45:27,157 --> 00:45:29,523 - And be nice. 758 00:45:31,261 --> 00:45:34,094 You're lucky I have a crush on you. 759 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,134 Yo, Botts, you okay?. 760 00:45:40,971 --> 00:45:44,168 You know, I could do this- start a life here. 761 00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:47,210 Clean slate. Fresh air. 762 00:45:47,277 --> 00:45:50,269 No pressure, no responsibility. 763 00:45:50,347 --> 00:45:53,111 Yeah, it seems nice, man. 764 00:45:53,183 --> 00:45:56,812 In theory it sounds nice. 765 00:45:59,623 --> 00:46:04,390 I bet there's not even like a BlockbusterVideo within 500 miles ofhere. 766 00:46:04,461 --> 00:46:06,452 Or like a Falafel Hut or- 767 00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:09,294 Guys, shut up. 768 00:46:10,567 --> 00:46:13,695 I just figured ifl... 769 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:17,070 worked hard and... 770 00:46:17,141 --> 00:46:19,871 sold enough cars and impressed my dad enough times, I'd- 771 00:46:21,378 --> 00:46:24,814 I'd feel something. 772 00:46:24,882 --> 00:46:28,511 You gotta find your Death Star. 773 00:46:30,387 --> 00:46:32,321 Okay, I'll bite. 774 00:46:32,389 --> 00:46:35,881 Greatest deed Luke Skywalker ever did... 775 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:38,223 was take down the Death Star, right?. 776 00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:41,731 As faras I'm concerned, that's what everybodyneeds. 777 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:45,633 You need that one bad-ass thing... 778 00:46:47,704 --> 00:46:50,468 that lets you live on forever, you know. 779 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,577 Yeah. 780 00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:02,516 Hey, Spice Girls! 781 00:47:02,586 --> 00:47:05,453 Are you gonna swap recipes all day?. 782 00:47:05,522 --> 00:47:07,854 Vegas awaits, ladies. 783 00:47:10,394 --> 00:47:12,487 - Wow! - Sweet! 784 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:21,028 And here's where you learn how to do Vegas, fanboy style. 785 00:47:22,806 --> 00:47:25,570 - You guys thinking what I'm thinking? 786 00:47:25,642 --> 00:47:29,043 They are everywhere, Giles. 787 00:47:31,081 --> 00:47:33,515 Mama, star people. 788 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:38,382 This is so gay. 789 00:47:38,455 --> 00:47:40,946 Ow! 790 00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:43,185 Let me get that for you. 791 00:47:44,828 --> 00:47:48,696 You, uh-You might wanna hit the showers. 792 00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:51,632 'Cause you smell like something shit in my nose. 793 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:54,193 - Yes, Your Highnessness. - Ew! 794 00:47:54,271 --> 00:47:58,230 What in God's name is living on your chest?. It looks like you fell on ALF. 795 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:03,274 - God! - Look who's back in uniform. 796 00:48:03,347 --> 00:48:07,283 - Nice. - Yeah, it's almost 8:00, so we gotta go meet Harry's contact. 797 00:48:07,351 --> 00:48:09,512 Then let's go. 798 00:48:09,586 --> 00:48:11,816 - You guys coming? - I'll catch up with you guys later. 799 00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:15,325 I'm just gonna do a bit of pillagin' the tables first. 800 00:48:17,461 --> 00:48:19,395 - Twenty-two. Loser. - Ah,Jesus! 801 00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:22,227 That is mathematically impossible. 802 00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:24,426 I must have the worst luck in the northern hemisphere. 803 00:48:24,501 --> 00:48:26,492 I heard about the Rogue Leader debacle. 804 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,629 - That's one for the record books. - Hey. 805 00:48:28,705 --> 00:48:33,074 A cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar and Janeane Garofalo, it's too good to be true. 806 00:48:33,143 --> 00:48:36,271 I just have to face the facts, Zoe. I'm 24 years old... 807 00:48:36,346 --> 00:48:38,974 and I've only ever copulated with one woman. 808 00:48:39,049 --> 00:48:41,313 Plenty of guys have only been with one woman. 809 00:48:41,385 --> 00:48:44,445 I don't know that manywomen to have only been with one woman. 810 00:48:44,521 --> 00:48:48,514 I, uh- I'm female kryptonite. 811 00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:51,823 Look, you're fine around me. 812 00:48:51,895 --> 00:48:55,956 Well, yeah, of course I am. That's 'cause... 813 00:48:56,033 --> 00:48:58,365 you are not a girl. 814 00:48:58,435 --> 00:49:00,869 You know what I mean? 815 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,929 No. Please enlighten me. 816 00:49:03,006 --> 00:49:06,271 You know every Bond villain, you constantly quote Clash of the Titans... 817 00:49:06,343 --> 00:49:09,141 and you've beat every Zelda game Nintendo's ever released. 818 00:49:09,212 --> 00:49:13,148 - I mean- - Dude, dude, dude. Three o'clock, man. 819 00:49:13,216 --> 00:49:16,447 Hotties on the slotties. 820 00:49:33,437 --> 00:49:36,600 I would knock the nickels out of that pussy! 821 00:49:36,673 --> 00:49:40,040 Dude, you're gonna be my Dak today, all right?. Follow my lead. 822 00:49:40,110 --> 00:49:45,207 -Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. You wanna just talk to them?. -Yeah. It's called having balls. 823 00:49:45,282 --> 00:49:48,718 Or in your case, one ball. Come on. Eric and Linus are waiting. 824 00:49:48,785 --> 00:49:51,618 What are you, the wife?. Let's go. 825 00:49:51,688 --> 00:49:54,816 - Wait. You're going over there?. - Uh- 826 00:49:54,891 --> 00:49:57,883 Turns out you're more clueless than you think. 827 00:49:57,961 --> 00:50:00,486 - Apparently, so am I. - What does that mean?. Zoe! 828 00:50:00,564 --> 00:50:03,431 - Zoe! - Come on. 829 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:06,162 - Pardon me. - Hi there. 830 00:50:06,236 --> 00:50:08,329 - Hello. How are you?. - Hi. 831 00:50:08,405 --> 00:50:11,897 - Hi. - Ladies. 832 00:50:11,975 --> 00:50:15,843 - You ladies looking for love in Alderaan places? 833 00:50:15,912 --> 00:50:20,042 - Excuse me?. - Alderaan is the last planet destroyed by the Death Star- 834 00:50:20,117 --> 00:50:22,950 Bomba, bomba, bomba! Dat-dat-dat-dat-dat-dat! Daniel-san. 835 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:26,786 What my socially retarded friend was trying to say... 836 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:29,758 was that we'd like to maybe buy you two gals a beverage. 837 00:50:29,826 --> 00:50:32,021 - Sure. - Sure. 838 00:50:32,095 --> 00:50:35,030 - Oh, my God. Wow. 839 00:50:35,098 --> 00:50:38,226 You know, uh, Eric and Linus are waiting for us. 840 00:50:38,301 --> 00:50:41,464 I think that they're going to understand. 841 00:50:41,538 --> 00:50:44,666 They're going to understand. 842 00:50:44,741 --> 00:50:48,074 Where are they, man?. It's almost- It's almost 8:00! 843 00:50:48,145 --> 00:50:51,581 I don't know where they are, but we don't have time to wait for 'em. Come on. 844 00:50:51,648 --> 00:50:53,912 Convention room's this way. Let's go. 845 00:51:00,624 --> 00:51:02,683 - Rak non! - Yes, sir! 846 00:51:02,759 --> 00:51:04,989 Phasers on stun. 847 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:08,122 Being the C.E.O. of my own company... 848 00:51:08,198 --> 00:51:10,166 I'm not gonna lie to you, I get a lot of perks. 849 00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:12,531 I got a big-ass mansion, you know. 850 00:51:12,602 --> 00:51:15,264 I got a butler- Maurice. 851 00:51:15,338 --> 00:51:20,207 Bentley in the drive. Flux capacitor. 852 00:51:20,277 --> 00:51:24,441 I mean, the 1.21 gigawatts, that don't come cheap, you know. 853 00:51:24,514 --> 00:51:27,483 - But I got the duckets, you know. - Wow. 854 00:51:27,551 --> 00:51:30,418 There's nothing more sexy than a man with power. 855 00:51:30,487 --> 00:51:32,819 What do you mean?. Like-You like power?. 856 00:51:32,889 --> 00:51:34,823 - Uh-huh. - I like power. 857 00:51:34,891 --> 00:51:36,916 - I got a hell of a lot of power. - Yeah?. 858 00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:38,984 Yeah. 859 00:51:44,201 --> 00:51:46,669 You want to come sit on my lap. 860 00:51:49,573 --> 00:51:51,666 Oh. Wow. 861 00:51:53,343 --> 00:51:56,779 You want to take your shirt off. 862 00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:01,781 Wow-ar-r-rm. 863 00:52:02,886 --> 00:52:04,877 Yummy! 864 00:52:18,435 --> 00:52:22,701 Oh, my God. 865 00:52:22,772 --> 00:52:24,501 - Canyou smell that? - Trekkies. 866 00:52:24,574 --> 00:52:28,237 Yeah. 867 00:52:30,213 --> 00:52:34,149 Badges. 868 00:52:34,217 --> 00:52:37,550 Yeah, we're not here for the Trek. 869 00:52:37,621 --> 00:52:40,181 Okay?. We're here to see somebody. 870 00:52:40,257 --> 00:52:43,693 And who would that be?. 871 00:52:45,362 --> 00:52:47,523 We're here to see the nerfherder. 872 00:52:48,765 --> 00:52:52,861 - Hmm?. - Scruffy Nerfherder. 873 00:52:54,938 --> 00:52:56,963 Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop! 874 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,565 And then Zoe just storms off. 875 00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:01,668 I mean, she's really... 876 00:53:01,745 --> 00:53:05,545 a very difficult specimen to read sometimes. 877 00:53:05,615 --> 00:53:08,106 Ifyou know what I mean. But I- 878 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:11,279 You just can't act like that if you wanna be one of the guys. 879 00:53:13,056 --> 00:53:16,548 Maybe... she doesn't wanna be one ofthe guys. 880 00:53:18,295 --> 00:53:20,195 She likes you. 881 00:53:22,766 --> 00:53:25,997 But I didn't- But she kind ofjust- 882 00:53:27,971 --> 00:53:30,201 -Jesus Murphy! 883 00:53:30,273 --> 00:53:32,571 Wow. Okay. 884 00:53:32,642 --> 00:53:34,803 What-What should I do?. 885 00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:38,712 Well, ifthere's one thing I learned being an escort... 886 00:53:38,782 --> 00:53:41,910 it's that actions speak louder than words. 887 00:53:41,985 --> 00:53:43,976 Did you just say "escort"?. 888 00:53:49,593 --> 00:53:51,857 Fantastic. 889 00:53:51,928 --> 00:53:54,590 - Shh! 890 00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:58,265 - I don't thinkwe're alone. - Yeah. 891 00:53:58,335 --> 00:54:00,895 You're late! 892 00:54:04,808 --> 00:54:07,299 It's all there- maps, pass codes... 893 00:54:07,377 --> 00:54:12,246 phony I.D's to get you past the front gates, but that's not what's most important. 894 00:54:12,315 --> 00:54:14,340 What's most important?. 895 00:54:18,855 --> 00:54:21,653 - We never met. 896 00:54:21,725 --> 00:54:23,659 - That's Capt- - Yeah. I think- 897 00:54:25,362 --> 00:54:29,025 I should- Hi. I can't believe that these are classified. 898 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:32,296 And there's- Look at the maps. I mean, there's badges. 899 00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:35,463 And there's Trekkin' with TJ. What is this for?. 900 00:54:35,538 --> 00:54:37,836 Just something forthe ride. 901 00:54:37,907 --> 00:54:41,809 - Thank you. - This is unreal. How did you score all this stuff?. 902 00:54:41,878 --> 00:54:47,111 Are you kidding?. I'm William Shatner. I can score anything. 903 00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:50,050 - Okay. - How 'bout- How 'bout Jeri Ryan's panties?. 904 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,850 - Oh. - Anything. 905 00:54:52,922 --> 00:54:55,288 - I'm so glad that we met. - Me too. 906 00:54:55,358 --> 00:54:59,055 This is-Whoa. Hey. Wait, wait. 907 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,188 Okay, let me go. 908 00:55:01,264 --> 00:55:04,631 - Hutch, private convo. Jesus. - What the hell are you- 909 00:55:04,701 --> 00:55:06,726 What are you doing, man? Get the hell out of here. 910 00:55:06,803 --> 00:55:08,896 It's not a good time. The Force is strong with me here. 911 00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:12,408 - Actually, your hour's over. - What do you mean, "over"?. 912 00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:16,411 - Hutch, they're hookers. - We're not hookers. We're escorts. 913 00:55:16,479 --> 00:55:18,470 - The difference being?. - I don't know. 914 00:55:18,548 --> 00:55:21,244 Excuse me. Sorry. You telling me... 915 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:26,346 that Ijust spent the last hoursweet talking a smoking, hot whore? 916 00:55:26,423 --> 00:55:29,051 - You could always pay for another hour. - How much?. 917 00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:31,559 - One thousand. - Dollars?. 918 00:55:31,628 --> 00:55:34,096 - Mm-hmm. - Each! I want a refund. 919 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:35,893 - Give me a refund. - Is that possible?. 920 00:55:35,965 --> 00:55:39,059 You know what? We're male prostitutes and you owe us a thousand dollars! 921 00:55:39,135 --> 00:55:41,660 - You can talk it over with Roach. - Roach?. 922 00:55:44,774 --> 00:55:49,438 - Hi, Daddy. - Greetings and salutations. It is payday. 923 00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:52,743 - Ten-thousand shares of Priceline?. - Anything. 924 00:55:52,816 --> 00:55:57,947 -Wow. -Next time you see Harry Knowles, tell him we're square. 925 00:55:58,021 --> 00:56:00,046 Friends ofyours?. 926 00:56:02,459 --> 00:56:05,451 Cry havoc! 927 00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:14,230 Zinfandel. That's a good vintage. 928 00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:17,569 Uh, this has all been a reallybig misunderstanding. 929 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:22,373 You see, my friend and I, we didn't know that we were on the clock, per se. 930 00:56:22,445 --> 00:56:24,470 You thought you were getting that for free, did ya?. 931 00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:27,710 - Uh, Mr. Roach? - Yeah?. 932 00:56:27,784 --> 00:56:30,617 Would you mind not eating those peanuts 'cause- 933 00:56:30,687 --> 00:56:34,987 Buddy, these are like $10 a peanut, you know. 934 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:36,992 - Oh, yeah?. - Yeah. 935 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:40,894 Well, why don't you take it out of the $2,000... 936 00:56:40,964 --> 00:56:44,297 that you and your skinny little idiot friend owe me, how's that sound?. 937 00:56:44,367 --> 00:56:47,302 - Rebel Alliance, dude. - What?. Enunciate. 938 00:56:47,370 --> 00:56:49,463 - Rebel Alliance. - RebelAlliance. 939 00:56:49,539 --> 00:56:52,133 We recognize the tat. We're Star Wars fans. 940 00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:53,937 - You're Star Wars fans?. - Yeah. 941 00:56:54,010 --> 00:56:56,638 Shit. Why didn't you say so, man?. 942 00:56:56,713 --> 00:56:58,908 You think that's cool, check this shit out. Look. 943 00:56:58,982 --> 00:57:01,678 Entire right side, Rebel Alliance. 944 00:57:01,751 --> 00:57:04,379 "Do or do not"' That's funny. 945 00:57:04,454 --> 00:57:07,582 And this arm is the Dark Side 946 00:57:07,657 --> 00:57:11,149 Don't join the Dark Side of the Force 947 00:57:11,227 --> 00:57:13,252 Check this out. Episode I. 948 00:57:13,329 --> 00:57:15,820 Fu-Schnickens. Jar-Jar Binks. 949 00:57:15,899 --> 00:57:17,992 That guy's gonna be the shit. I tell you. 950 00:57:18,067 --> 00:57:20,126 - Wow. - Right?. You like that?. 951 00:57:20,203 --> 00:57:23,764 - I had them do that pose. I thought it was funny. - That is awesome. 952 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:27,332 - You guys are all right. - So, we're all hunky-dory?. 953 00:57:27,410 --> 00:57:30,470 - We're all copacetic?. - Well, ifthe word "copacetic" means... 954 00:57:30,547 --> 00:57:33,880 I'm gonna rip off your tongue and lick your ass with it, then yeah... 955 00:57:33,950 --> 00:57:35,815 - we're copacetic. - Oh. 956 00:57:38,588 --> 00:57:40,988 - Windows, now! - It was lovely to meet you. 957 00:57:41,057 --> 00:57:43,890 Thank you so much for listening. 958 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:49,296 - Go, go, go! - Balloons?. You thought that was gonna stop 'em?. 959 00:57:51,367 --> 00:57:52,959 - Grab the princess. - Come on, Zoe! 960 00:57:53,036 --> 00:57:57,097 - Get off me. I'm not speaking toyou. - Seriously. We gotta go now! 961 00:58:02,712 --> 00:58:05,237 - Why are we running?. What did you do?. 962 00:58:06,983 --> 00:58:08,974 They're everywhere! They're everywhere! 963 00:58:09,052 --> 00:58:11,020 - You're going the wrong way! 964 00:58:14,424 --> 00:58:16,722 - Yeah! 965 00:58:17,927 --> 00:58:22,387 That's him! He's the one who destroyed Khan. 966 00:58:22,465 --> 00:58:24,660 You called Han Solo a bitch, man! 967 00:58:24,734 --> 00:58:28,033 Han Solo is a bitch. 968 00:58:28,104 --> 00:58:31,164 No one calls... 969 00:58:31,241 --> 00:58:35,575 Han Solo a bitch! 970 00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:47,388 - Go, go, go! - Go, go, go! 971 00:58:47,457 --> 00:58:50,358 Why are we running? 972 00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:55,687 - Go! Come on! - What is going on?. 973 00:59:00,837 --> 00:59:04,102 You stop this van, you little sons of bitches! I'm gonna kill you! 974 00:59:04,173 --> 00:59:06,573 This is not copacetic. You stop! 975 00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:12,811 Zoe, hit him with the pressed ham! 976 00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:15,544 Yeah! 977 00:59:19,622 --> 00:59:21,453 - Yeah! - Nice. 978 00:59:22,892 --> 00:59:25,588 Nailed it. 979 00:59:28,298 --> 00:59:30,766 Linus? Jesus! 980 00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:32,664 - Where'd he go?. - Did he fall out?. 981 00:59:32,735 --> 00:59:35,397 Chewie. I call Chewie. 982 00:59:35,471 --> 00:59:39,498 Dr. Richardson to Trauma 2. Dr. Richardson, Trauma 2. 983 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,510 Your friend's awake. 984 00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:44,172 - Uh, cool. Can we see him?. - Yes. 985 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:46,374 But first we need to have a little talk. 986 00:59:46,449 --> 00:59:49,145 Linus tells me that you're on some sort of a road trip. 987 00:59:49,218 --> 00:59:53,120 - Uh, yeah, up to San Francisco. - Well, not anymore, fellas. 988 00:59:53,189 --> 00:59:55,749 The only place he's going is back to Ohio. 989 00:59:55,825 --> 01:00:00,194 - We can't do that. -Just what's so important in San Francisco?. 990 01:00:02,198 --> 01:00:04,530 - Uh, he- - Star Wars. 991 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:07,126 Star Wars? 992 01:00:07,203 --> 01:00:11,867 Look, he is very, verysick and he needs to go home. 993 01:00:14,844 --> 01:00:16,812 No. 994 01:00:18,381 --> 01:00:22,010 Guys, we can't- we can't do this now. We can't give up now. 995 01:00:22,085 --> 01:00:24,781 Not when we're so close. 996 01:00:27,056 --> 01:00:31,117 Linus, it'sjust a movie. 997 01:00:36,532 --> 01:00:39,797 Yeah, maybe it is. Maybe it is. You know what?. 998 01:00:39,869 --> 01:00:42,531 To most people, Star Wars is just a movie, right?. 999 01:00:42,605 --> 01:00:44,903 - Not to us! - We just spoke to the doctor. 1000 01:00:44,974 --> 01:00:48,137 Screw that doctor! Screw- Screw all those people! 1001 01:00:48,211 --> 01:00:52,614 Did-Did they ever get their- their heads stuck in a bucket trying to be Darth Vader?. 1002 01:00:52,682 --> 01:00:54,912 - I mean, I don't think so. No. - Nope. 1003 01:00:54,984 --> 01:00:58,420 Did they ever singe their eyebrows trying to make a lightsaber? 1004 01:00:58,488 --> 01:01:02,151 No way. Did they name their right hand Leia?. 1005 01:01:02,225 --> 01:01:04,659 Who knows? Yes, they could have. 1006 01:01:04,727 --> 01:01:06,695 - But you know who did?. - Me. 1007 01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:09,095 Yes, you did. So did I. So did you. 1008 01:01:09,165 --> 01:01:12,032 - We all did. - You guys are freaking sick. You know that?. 1009 01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:14,160 This is our Death Star, man. 1010 01:01:17,373 --> 01:01:21,571 And I don't know about you, guys, but I'm not running away from this one. 1011 01:01:21,644 --> 01:01:25,375 - Me neither. - Screw it. I named both my hands Leia. 1012 01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:31,176 What the hell areyou doing?. Do you know who this is?. 1013 01:01:31,254 --> 01:01:33,688 It's that way. 1014 01:01:33,756 --> 01:01:36,224 Jailbreak! Jailbreak! 1015 01:01:36,292 --> 01:01:38,590 - What's going on?. 1016 01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:46,631 - Hold it right there! - No, uh, please- 1017 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:48,796 You're our only hope. 1018 01:01:52,975 --> 01:01:56,240 Take two ofthese every three hours. 1019 01:01:59,682 --> 01:02:01,980 Oh, my God. 1020 01:02:04,687 --> 01:02:06,917 - I love you. - I know. 1021 01:02:06,989 --> 01:02:09,082 - Yeah! 1022 01:02:22,171 --> 01:02:24,298 - Mmm. 1023 01:02:24,373 --> 01:02:27,831 Nothing worse than a locked shitter when you got to turd, am I right?. 1024 01:02:27,910 --> 01:02:29,434 Seriously, man. 1025 01:02:32,715 --> 01:02:36,082 That is it, man! I don't wanna do this anymore! 1026 01:02:36,152 --> 01:02:39,644 Why not?. What'd I tell you, sweet and womanly, right?. 1027 01:02:39,722 --> 01:02:41,622 - Womanly?. 1028 01:02:41,691 --> 01:02:44,251 - Make sure you go tell your friends. - I'll be back. 1029 01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:54,067 Bam, bam, bam! Hyah! Wanna try that?. 1030 01:02:56,506 --> 01:03:00,033 Start the car! Start the van! 1031 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:06,776 - Hi! 1032 01:03:06,849 --> 01:03:08,874 - Let's do it! Let's do it! - Oh, my God! 1033 01:03:08,951 --> 01:03:13,320 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1034 01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:16,722 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1035 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,727 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1036 01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:22,060 Shut up, man! It was a hundred miles ago! Stop living in the past! 1037 01:03:22,131 --> 01:03:24,065 Oh, my God! 1038 01:03:24,133 --> 01:03:27,660 Lucas Valley Road. We gotta steal that sign, guys. 1039 01:03:34,610 --> 01:03:38,512 - Zoe, how we looking out there? 1040 01:03:38,581 --> 01:03:43,143 One guard manni ng the booth. Couple civvies roaming about. 1041 01:03:43,219 --> 01:03:46,620 - Nothing we can't handle. - All right, fellas, "X" marks our target. 1042 01:03:46,689 --> 01:03:50,318 Level "C" editing bays. It's our best chance for finding the rough cut. 1043 01:03:50,393 --> 01:03:53,521 Excellent. Okay. Once we've breached the front gate... 1044 01:03:53,596 --> 01:03:58,499 we're gonna be off on foot, so we're gonna have to take a shortcut at this wall here. 1045 01:03:58,568 --> 01:04:00,695 And you know what that means. 1046 01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:02,897 Are you shitting- Grappling hook?. 1047 01:04:02,972 --> 01:04:05,964 "Tom Sawyer" 1048 01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:11,006 A modern-day warrior Mean, mean stride 1049 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:14,243 Today's Tom Sawyer Mean, mean pride 1050 01:04:20,590 --> 01:04:24,822 I can do this. 1051 01:04:24,894 --> 01:04:27,761 - Get up. - Windows, how's it look up there? 1052 01:04:27,830 --> 01:04:30,924 Windows, make sure there are no cameras. 1053 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,594 - Can you see anything? 1054 01:04:33,669 --> 01:04:36,695 - Al I right, one, two- 1055 01:04:36,772 --> 01:04:40,868 - Oh, Jesus! - Windows,Jesus! 1056 01:04:42,044 --> 01:04:44,035 - Ow! 1057 01:04:44,113 --> 01:04:46,911 - Okay. - Wait. There he is. Good man. Good man. 1058 01:04:46,983 --> 01:04:49,679 Let's go. Follow my lead. Follow my lead. 1059 01:04:49,752 --> 01:04:53,552 Get down. Stay low. The ninja roll. 1060 01:04:53,623 --> 01:04:56,251 Guys, get down! 1061 01:04:56,325 --> 01:05:00,785 - Jackass. - Guys, wait for me. 1062 01:05:00,863 --> 01:05:03,388 I hate running. 1063 01:05:03,466 --> 01:05:07,630 This is like the most exercise you guys have gotten all year. 1064 01:05:09,839 --> 01:05:13,468 This is the one Shatner said would be open. 1065 01:05:16,812 --> 01:05:19,144 A breach in Skywalker security. 1066 01:05:19,215 --> 01:05:22,776 - Wow. Okay, we're in. 1067 01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:27,380 I feel like we're in a Scooby-Doo episode. 1068 01:05:27,456 --> 01:05:31,153 - Go, go, go, go. 1069 01:05:31,227 --> 01:05:33,195 - Hutch?. - Yeah?. 1070 01:05:33,262 --> 01:05:36,663 - Your ass still smells like ham and cheese. 1071 01:05:41,570 --> 01:05:43,504 Sweet. That way. 1072 01:05:48,344 --> 01:05:50,335 Wow. 1073 01:06:00,189 --> 01:06:03,784 Shatner, don't fail us now, right?. 1074 01:06:05,394 --> 01:06:07,828 - Whoa. 1075 01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:09,797 Yeah! 1076 01:06:19,075 --> 01:06:21,475 - Oh, my God. - No way. 1077 01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:27,248 We're home, boys. 1078 01:06:27,316 --> 01:06:29,250 See, that's what I call a collection. 1079 01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:32,116 This is where I want my ashes scattered. 1080 01:06:41,263 --> 01:06:44,323 Oh! 1081 01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:49,896 - "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope"' 1082 01:06:49,972 --> 01:06:53,408 They've got Indy stuff. 1083 01:06:53,476 --> 01:06:55,706 Thermal detonator. 1084 01:06:55,778 --> 01:06:58,008 I think I'm gonna cry. 1085 01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:03,245 Hey. They got Willow's spell book! 1086 01:07:03,319 --> 01:07:05,617 You know, Willow?. Little guy?. 1087 01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:09,556 Magical- "Kaiya." 1088 01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:11,252 Who cares about Willow?. 1089 01:07:11,327 --> 01:07:15,457 Look at this. 1090 01:07:15,531 --> 01:07:18,432 "Throw me the idol. " 1091 01:07:19,502 --> 01:07:22,471 Guys, look at this. "We've got bad dates." 1092 01:07:22,538 --> 01:07:27,271 One kaddam for the Hebrew god. 1093 01:07:27,343 --> 01:07:30,278 We have a breach in the archive room. Breach in the archive room. 1094 01:07:40,923 --> 01:07:43,949 You know, no matter how you felt about the guy... 1095 01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:48,196 Vader embraced his fate. 1096 01:07:48,264 --> 01:07:50,494 He faced death head-on. 1097 01:07:53,669 --> 01:07:57,161 No one moves. 1098 01:07:57,239 --> 01:08:00,902 Subjects have been located. Requesting backup. 1099 01:08:00,976 --> 01:08:03,638 Please step away from Lord Vader. 1100 01:08:03,712 --> 01:08:06,237 Dude, what's up with the outfits?. 1101 01:08:06,315 --> 01:08:08,681 Company policy. 1102 01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:11,151 You wanna work here, you gotta wear the suit. 1103 01:08:11,220 --> 01:08:14,678 Carl, you make us wear the suit. 1104 01:08:14,757 --> 01:08:18,193 - Run?. - Run. - Run. 1105 01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:21,354 - Zoe! -Just go! 1106 01:08:21,430 --> 01:08:24,593 - I'm not leaving without her. - What, areyou crazy? It's three against one! 1107 01:08:24,667 --> 01:08:26,965 Never tell me the odds. 1108 01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:30,699 - There can be only one. 1109 01:08:34,577 --> 01:08:37,478 Time for you to get mauled, boy. 1110 01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:47,446 - I'm good. 1111 01:08:47,523 --> 01:08:50,048 - Go! - Let's go! 1112 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,855 Man down! Man down! 1113 01:08:58,601 --> 01:09:00,535 - Stop! Don't move! 1114 01:09:00,603 --> 01:09:02,537 Run! 1115 01:09:02,605 --> 01:09:05,438 Subjects are fleeing to the west corridor! 1116 01:09:05,508 --> 01:09:08,306 - Go, go, go! - Stop! 1117 01:09:08,377 --> 01:09:10,140 Go, go! 1118 01:09:10,212 --> 01:09:13,477 Come on! 1119 01:09:16,485 --> 01:09:21,320 Hmm. Yoda says going up you are. 1120 01:09:29,298 --> 01:09:33,701 - In! - Get in! Get your ass in there! 1121 01:09:33,769 --> 01:09:36,863 - Hurry! - Let's go! 1122 01:09:36,939 --> 01:09:39,100 - Move it! Over there! 1123 01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:42,736 - Over there! Let's go! 1124 01:09:45,347 --> 01:09:47,338 That was awesome! 1125 01:09:48,517 --> 01:09:51,315 Where the hell are we? 1126 01:09:51,387 --> 01:09:53,582 I have a bad feeling about this. 1127 01:09:53,656 --> 01:09:56,784 Um, you guys don't think that the, um- 1128 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:58,884 We are in George Lucas's trash room. 1129 01:09:58,961 --> 01:10:02,761 Don't be ridiculous, okay?. The walls are not gonna close in on us. 1130 01:10:05,601 --> 01:10:09,697 - Holy- - Jesus! 1131 01:10:12,107 --> 01:10:14,200 - Let's fortify the walls with this. - Do it! 1132 01:10:14,276 --> 01:10:17,109 - Um, girls?. - Goddamn you, walls! 1133 01:10:17,179 --> 01:10:18,942 Girls! 1134 01:10:19,014 --> 01:10:21,312 That'd be the air duct. 1135 01:10:22,618 --> 01:10:25,314 - And that there's the exit. - Yeah, the exit. 1136 01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:28,322 - And you guys are the big pussies. - I knew. 1137 01:10:28,390 --> 01:10:31,450 "3PO! We're all right!" 1138 01:10:35,097 --> 01:10:39,090 - Guys, this way! 1139 01:10:39,168 --> 01:10:42,228 - Yikes! - Check in here. 1140 01:10:42,304 --> 01:10:44,295 This one's clear. 1141 01:10:53,215 --> 01:10:56,150 - Damn it, shut up! 1142 01:10:59,121 --> 01:11:01,487 I thinkwe lost 'em, right?. 1143 01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:09,056 Yeah, we lost them for now, but we cannot run around this place all night. 1144 01:11:12,334 --> 01:11:14,359 Guys! 1145 01:11:15,871 --> 01:11:17,668 We're in the motherboard. We're in. 1146 01:11:17,740 --> 01:11:21,198 - George Lucas's office. - George Lucas's office! 1147 01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:24,713 Holyshit. Oh, wow. We're- We're- 1148 01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:27,078 - Oh, my God. - We're in the motherboard. 1149 01:11:27,149 --> 01:11:30,016 You guys need to see this. You guys need to see this. Look. 1150 01:11:32,421 --> 01:11:35,117 - Holy Hoth! 1151 01:11:35,190 --> 01:11:38,648 - I think this is it. I think this is it. - Oh, my God. 1152 01:11:38,727 --> 01:11:41,321 Play it. Play it. 1153 01:11:41,397 --> 01:11:44,628 Hey, get over here. Come on. 1154 01:11:48,404 --> 01:11:50,702 - The crawl! 1155 01:11:50,773 --> 01:11:53,401 The crawl! 1156 01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:56,876 - Oh, my God. 1157 01:12:01,950 --> 01:12:03,713 Come on! Come on! 1158 01:12:08,891 --> 01:12:11,689 - Here you are. - Yeah. 1159 01:12:14,630 --> 01:12:17,565 That hooker in Vegas gave me something. 1160 01:12:17,633 --> 01:12:19,567 What?. 1161 01:12:19,635 --> 01:12:21,830 The truth. 1162 01:12:21,904 --> 01:12:25,305 I'm in love with you and, uh- 1163 01:12:25,374 --> 01:12:27,604 I love you too. 1164 01:12:27,676 --> 01:12:30,577 - Stand back. 1165 01:12:40,756 --> 01:12:43,623 - Okay, on your feet! - Us?. 1166 01:12:43,692 --> 01:12:47,560 - Yeah! Come on up! On your feet! - Get on outta here! Come on! 1167 01:12:47,629 --> 01:12:49,859 Now! Get on your feet! 1168 01:12:49,932 --> 01:12:52,127 Yeah, get on your feet! Who the hell are these people?. 1169 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:54,635 - And line up against the wall, all of you! - Back against the wall! 1170 01:12:54,703 --> 01:12:58,070 Get up! What are you talkin' about?. Hey! 1171 01:12:58,140 --> 01:13:01,735 Step awayfrom the Millennium Falcon and line up against the wall. 1172 01:13:03,178 --> 01:13:05,442 - Now! - Oh. 1173 01:13:05,514 --> 01:13:07,982 - Oh, God. - Linus, what are you doing, man?. 1174 01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:10,746 I'm feeling crazy right now. 1175 01:13:10,819 --> 01:13:13,788 - Dude, do you have any idea how valuable that thing is?. - Not a good idea. 1176 01:13:13,856 --> 01:13:16,290 Put it down. Come on. Put it down now! 1177 01:13:16,358 --> 01:13:20,886 You guys stand up against the wall, or I will smash this thing into a billion pieces! 1178 01:13:21,830 --> 01:13:24,822 I will. I will smash this! 1179 01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:27,630 - No. - What, you think I won't?. 1180 01:13:27,703 --> 01:13:30,399 - No, I don't. - No, you don't, you think that I won't... 1181 01:13:30,472 --> 01:13:32,440 or, no, you don't, you think that I will?. 1182 01:13:32,508 --> 01:13:35,841 - The first one. - I'm confused. Who's doing what now?. 1183 01:13:35,911 --> 01:13:37,936 - You tell me. - It doesn't matter. 1184 01:13:38,013 --> 01:13:41,449 Because ifhe puts down the Millennium Falcon, I will smash this training remote... 1185 01:13:41,517 --> 01:13:43,007 erasing it from history. 1186 01:13:43,085 --> 01:13:45,645 - Come on, guys. Let's rethink this. - Shut up, Windows! 1187 01:13:45,721 --> 01:13:48,485 -Who's doing what?. -Put down the Millennium Falcon and the training remote... 1188 01:13:48,557 --> 01:13:50,491 or l will destroy this puppet. 1189 01:13:50,559 --> 01:13:53,153 - Craig! You can't! - Shut up, Barry. 1190 01:13:53,228 --> 01:13:55,753 - Put down Master Yoda! - You put yours down, damn it! 1191 01:13:55,831 --> 01:13:59,358 - I can't do it! 1192 01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,596 - All right, everybody shut up! - Oh! 1193 01:14:01,670 --> 01:14:05,470 Swear to God, this little ewok is going up in flames! I'll do it. 1194 01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:08,203 - Do it. Go ahead. Burn it. - I will. 1195 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,142 - Yeah, burn it. - Guys, nobodywants this. 1196 01:14:10,212 --> 01:14:12,271 - I will. - Burn it. Burn it. 1197 01:14:12,347 --> 01:14:14,713 - I'm gonna. That's what I said! - Burn it! 1198 01:14:14,783 --> 01:14:17,775 Good. I was always more of a Star Trek fan anyway. 1199 01:14:17,853 --> 01:14:21,016 Damn Trekkies are everywhere! 1200 01:14:23,559 --> 01:14:26,858 All right, we'll take it from here. Sir, give me the Falcon. 1201 01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:31,964 - I can't believe I let you guys get me into this. - Shut up! 1202 01:14:37,105 --> 01:14:39,972 How you guys doing?. You guys doing good?. 1203 01:14:41,944 --> 01:14:43,878 So let me get this right. 1204 01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:47,973 You guys wanted to see our movie early for free. 1205 01:14:48,050 --> 01:14:51,213 So you broke into private property, huh?. 1206 01:14:51,286 --> 01:14:53,413 - And you tried to steal it. - I-I- 1207 01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:55,514 I haven't even seen the movie yet! 1208 01:14:55,591 --> 01:14:57,491 Sir, I understand that this looks bad- 1209 01:14:57,559 --> 01:15:00,995 It looks like three-to-five-years, locked-up, for-breaking-and-entering bad. 1210 01:15:01,063 --> 01:15:04,032 That's right, sweet cheeks. By the time y'all walk away from this... 1211 01:15:04,099 --> 01:15:06,727 your faces are gonna be shrunken and shriveled... 1212 01:15:06,802 --> 01:15:09,202 just like your one nut. 1213 01:15:09,271 --> 01:15:13,173 What?. How can he possibly know that?. 1214 01:15:13,242 --> 01:15:15,176 Oh, we know about your uniball. 1215 01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:20,045 We know everything, Mr. Harold Hutchinson, a.k.a. Hutch. 1216 01:15:20,115 --> 01:15:23,915 Son ofGloria. Humongous Rush fan. 1217 01:15:23,986 --> 01:15:26,181 Dude, you're freaking me out. How do you know this?. 1218 01:15:26,255 --> 01:15:28,280 Because you have a Rush shirt on, dipshit. 1219 01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:33,522 And because we have a dossier on every single one ofyou. 1220 01:15:33,595 --> 01:15:35,358 - No one move! 1221 01:15:35,430 --> 01:15:38,695 Getyour hands offthe glass table. 1222 01:15:38,767 --> 01:15:41,531 - Hello, Mr. Lucas. 1223 01:15:41,603 --> 01:15:43,628 Shut up! Shut your mouths. 1224 01:15:43,705 --> 01:15:46,765 - Yes. - I can hear his beard. 1225 01:15:46,842 --> 01:15:50,403 Yes. Shut up. Mm-hmm. 1226 01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:54,210 I don't wanna say that it was a hole in my security, but- How did you guys break in?. 1227 01:15:54,283 --> 01:15:56,376 - I used a grappling hook- - And we climbed- 1228 01:15:56,451 --> 01:15:59,249 - Was William Shatner involved with this?. - No. Not at all. 1229 01:15:59,321 --> 01:16:03,087 Theysaidno. No. No one was hurt. Notyet. 1230 01:16:03,158 --> 01:16:05,217 Mm-hmm. 1231 01:16:05,294 --> 01:16:07,489 Okay. Very well. 1232 01:16:11,033 --> 01:16:16,096 Damn it. I've just been told that what I said earlier I no longer believe. 1233 01:16:16,171 --> 01:16:18,071 Hmm?. 1234 01:16:21,043 --> 01:16:24,376 Mr. Lucas is touched and mildly flattered by what you have done here. 1235 01:16:24,446 --> 01:16:27,244 And I have been informed that I feel the same way. 1236 01:16:27,316 --> 01:16:31,514 - So the charges are gonna be dropped. 1237 01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:34,681 That is, of course, if you are... 1238 01:16:34,756 --> 01:16:37,281 what you appear to be. 1239 01:16:37,359 --> 01:16:39,589 Uh, what do we appear to be?. 1240 01:16:39,661 --> 01:16:44,564 Fanboys. Something we can easily determine with a simple quiz. 1241 01:16:50,772 --> 01:16:53,297 What is the name ofthe planet that Leia gave Grand MoffTarkin... 1242 01:16:53,375 --> 01:16:55,775 as the false location ofthe rebel base in Episode IV? 1243 01:16:55,844 --> 01:16:59,336 - Dantooine. - What is the name ofthe gunner in Luke's snow speeder?. 1244 01:16:59,414 --> 01:17:03,043 - Dak. - Where is a woman's g-spot located?. 1245 01:17:05,220 --> 01:17:08,519 - What?. - If you were to ask a woman to perform a Mississippi handbag... 1246 01:17:08,590 --> 01:17:11,218 where would your testicles end up?. 1247 01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:14,057 That's not a Star Wars question. 1248 01:17:14,129 --> 01:17:17,565 I didn't say the nipples. I said the little bumps around the nipples. 1249 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:19,999 Yar-Arr- 1250 01:17:20,068 --> 01:17:22,195 That is not a Louisiana pile driver. 1251 01:17:22,270 --> 01:17:26,331 Butyou wouldn't know about that, would you?. Hmph. Virgin. 1252 01:17:26,408 --> 01:17:28,467 Virgin. 1253 01:17:28,543 --> 01:17:30,909 Areola borealis?. 1254 01:17:30,979 --> 01:17:33,812 Near the-the, um, bumps?. 1255 01:17:35,250 --> 01:17:38,276 That's what you do. You aim for the eye, grab the lip... 1256 01:17:38,353 --> 01:17:40,150 Iead her around the room- blinding the marlin. 1257 01:17:40,222 --> 01:17:42,850 God, you're sexy and well-versed. I like it. 1258 01:17:44,459 --> 01:17:46,324 Okay. Guards! 1259 01:17:46,395 --> 01:17:48,829 - Okay, that's it. - That's what happens. Okay, I got it. All right. 1260 01:17:48,897 --> 01:17:50,831 - I'm good. - Bye-bye. 1261 01:17:50,899 --> 01:17:55,734 Congratulations. Mr. Lucas has decided to drop the charges. 1262 01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:00,670 So, what?. We're free to go, right?. 1263 01:18:00,742 --> 01:18:04,007 Well, not exactly. He says you can watch the film. 1264 01:18:04,079 --> 01:18:07,446 What?. We can watch the movie?. 1265 01:18:09,584 --> 01:18:11,745 Hold it. Hold it. Only you. 1266 01:18:16,758 --> 01:18:18,953 It's good, man. It's right. 1267 01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:28,200 Hey, are you lonely 1268 01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:33,907 - Has summer gone so slowly 1269 01:18:33,975 --> 01:18:38,139 We found the ground 1270 01:18:38,213 --> 01:18:42,479 And that damage was done 1271 01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:46,317 It's cold as you fade into the sun 1272 01:18:47,956 --> 01:18:51,119 Where'd you go 1273 01:18:53,361 --> 01:18:56,626 To me 1274 01:19:04,306 --> 01:19:06,536 But you're alive 1275 01:19:06,608 --> 01:19:08,633 Well, it's only 1276 01:19:10,145 --> 01:19:14,343 Fallen frames they told me 1277 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:17,908 You stand out 1278 01:19:17,986 --> 01:19:21,114 It's so loud and so what if it is 1279 01:19:23,058 --> 01:19:27,427 It's cold as you face into the wind 1280 01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:29,430 Chewie. 1281 01:19:31,867 --> 01:19:36,031 Tonight the sun shall see its light 1282 01:19:36,104 --> 01:19:41,201 So what if you catch me Where would we land 1283 01:19:41,276 --> 01:19:46,771 In somebody's life for taking his hands 1284 01:19:46,848 --> 01:19:52,081 Sing to me hope as she's thrown on the sand 1285 01:19:52,154 --> 01:19:57,615 All ofour work is rated again 1286 01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:00,728 Where to go 1287 01:20:09,104 --> 01:20:12,471 - That's not bad. - Thanks, man. 1288 01:20:24,019 --> 01:20:27,216 There's something I need to- I should... 1289 01:20:27,289 --> 01:20:29,314 probably tell you before, uh- 1290 01:20:29,391 --> 01:20:32,519 Before I'm gone. 1291 01:20:32,594 --> 01:20:35,757 You could say it. I won't hold it against you. 1292 01:20:37,432 --> 01:20:41,266 I just- I wish I could... 1293 01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:46,668 change these last three years, you know. 1294 01:20:48,143 --> 01:20:51,442 You know, I wouldn't want you to. 1295 01:20:51,513 --> 01:20:54,004 You gotta keep the flaws. 1296 01:20:54,082 --> 01:20:56,277 Crappy effects. 1297 01:20:56,351 --> 01:20:58,319 Real puppets. 1298 01:20:58,386 --> 01:21:01,048 That's what makes it so good, you know?. 1299 01:21:01,122 --> 01:21:03,090 Yeah. 1300 01:21:03,158 --> 01:21:06,753 This was never about the movie. 1301 01:21:06,828 --> 01:21:11,390 You know, this was, uh- this was about all of us. 1302 01:21:13,168 --> 01:21:15,329 Hey. 1303 01:21:17,973 --> 01:21:21,704 Look at us. We're together again, freezing our nuts off. 1304 01:21:21,776 --> 01:21:24,040 No teaming up! That's a rule! 1305 01:21:24,112 --> 01:21:26,307 - You're such dicks! 1306 01:21:26,381 --> 01:21:29,145 - Both of you are dicks! - I'm gonna go save him. 1307 01:21:29,217 --> 01:21:31,412 - Please. - You coming?. 1308 01:21:31,486 --> 01:21:34,250 No, I'm good right here. 1309 01:21:35,323 --> 01:21:37,314 All right, man. 1310 01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:48,158 I'm good right here. 1311 01:22:05,186 --> 01:22:06,949 Guys, it's time. 1312 01:22:08,823 --> 01:22:12,782 That better beyour lucky R2 poking me. 1313 01:22:12,861 --> 01:22:15,591 Nope. My penis. 1314 01:22:18,266 --> 01:22:20,200 You guys are gross. 1315 01:22:40,822 --> 01:22:43,313 Any, uh- Any sign of Hutch?. 1316 01:22:50,732 --> 01:22:53,030 - Talk to me. - It's me. Where the hell are you?. 1317 01:22:53,101 --> 01:22:55,535 I'm just finishing up at the garage here, man. 1318 01:22:55,603 --> 01:22:59,232 - Shake a leg, ya bastard. We're saving your place. - All right. 1319 01:23:09,484 --> 01:23:11,748 Okay! 1320 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:15,722 Yes! That's awesome. That's awesome. 1321 01:23:15,790 --> 01:23:18,486 - Hey! - Hey! Oh, my God! 1322 01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:20,494 Right at the buzzer. 1323 01:23:20,562 --> 01:23:22,393 Yeah! 1324 01:23:24,332 --> 01:23:27,358 Excuse me. Are you Eric Bottler?. 1325 01:23:27,435 --> 01:23:28,834 Yeah. 1326 01:23:31,272 --> 01:23:34,571 - We just gotyour new comic. - Whoa. 1327 01:23:34,642 --> 01:23:37,008 - Thanks, guys. I appreciate that. - I don't. 1328 01:23:37,078 --> 01:23:39,103 I think it's quite shoddy. 1329 01:23:39,180 --> 01:23:42,775 - Worst series ever. - Total Lucas rip-off!. 1330 01:23:42,851 --> 01:23:46,252 - The artwork is neophyte. - At best. 1331 01:23:46,321 --> 01:23:49,085 - What's up, my nerds?. - Ah. 1332 01:23:49,157 --> 01:23:52,854 Why don't you ask the man for an autograph?. Ask the man for an autograph! 1333 01:23:54,596 --> 01:23:57,030 Do it! 1334 01:23:57,098 --> 01:24:00,556 "You are a douche bag. 1335 01:24:00,635 --> 01:24:03,627 Love, Eric Bottler"' Here you go. 1336 01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:07,937 All right, let's move it, Boba Fags. End ofthe line. 1337 01:24:08,009 --> 01:24:10,944 - Move it! Let's go! - Chaz, what the hell are you doing here, man?. 1338 01:24:11,012 --> 01:24:13,446 Ah, come on, bro. It's the Wars. 1339 01:24:13,515 --> 01:24:16,484 I love that about you. 1340 01:24:16,551 --> 01:24:20,078 Look at you, C-3 Penis Face. How'd you pull that trim?. 1341 01:24:28,163 --> 01:24:29,892 - Doctor. - Oh! 1342 01:24:29,964 --> 01:24:31,898 - Smart man. - Thank you, sir. 1343 01:24:31,966 --> 01:24:33,661 They're good. There you go. 1344 01:24:33,735 --> 01:24:37,136 - Hey, you guys. To Linus. - Yeah, to Linus. 1345 01:24:52,754 --> 01:24:55,621 - Hey, you guys. - What, man?. 1346 01:24:55,690 --> 01:24:58,488 What if the movie sucks?.