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♪ I look inside ♪
♪ my crystal ball of desire ♪

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♪ And know why ♪
♪ rapid beats my heart ♪

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♪ I see the spark ♪

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♪ I feel the flame of the fire ♪

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♪ Letting me know ♪
♪ love wants to start ♪

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♪ No more playing around ♪

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♪ No more waiting around ♪
♪ for the special one to come ♪

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♪ No more wearing a frown ♪

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♪ No more tears coming down ♪
♪ 'cause I know what I want ♪

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♪ And I want what I know ♪
♪ Is you ♪

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♪ Nobody has to tell me so ♪

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♪ It's you, it's you ♪

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♪ You're the angel ♪
♪ sent from heaven above ♪

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♪ It's you ♪

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♪ Nobody has to tell me so ♪

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♪ It's you ♪

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♪ You're that angel sent ♪
♪ from heaven above for me ♪

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♪ Me for you ♪
♪ and you for me ♪

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♪ If only I had not waited ♪

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♪ I would have picked ♪
♪ the wrong one ♪

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♪ If only I had not waited ♪
♪ my life would be undone ♪

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♪ If only I had not waited ♪

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♪ I would have ♪
♪ picked the wrong one ♪

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♪ If only I had not waited ♪

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♪ For you ♪

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How the hell did I get up here?

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I still can't believe it.

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Just four weeks ago, I was a
completely different person.

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I had no adventure in my life.

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I had a wife. I had a family.

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And I never looked twice when
a pretty girl walked by.

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Never.

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♪ The woman in red ♪
♪ The woman in red ♪

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♪ The woman in red ♪
♪ See the woman in red ♪

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♪ Like fine wine ♪ ♪ she's going
♪ ♪ straight to my head ♪

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♪ The woman in red ♪
♪ The woman in red ♪

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♪ The woman in red ♪
♪ See the woman in red ♪

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♪ I'll settle for nothin' ♪
♪ less than her instead ♪

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♪ The woman in red ♪
♪ The woman in red ♪

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♪ The woman in red ♪
♪ See the woman in red ♪

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♪ Like fine wine ♪
♪ she's going to my head ♪

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♪ The woman in red ♪
♪ The woman in red ♪

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♪ The woman in red ♪
♪ See the woman in red ♪

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♪ The woman in red ♪
♪ The woman in red ♪

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♪ The woman in red ♪
♪ See the woman in red ♪

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♪ Like fine wine ♪ ♪ she's going
♪ ♪ straight to my head ♪

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♪ The woman in red ♪
♪ The woman in red ♪

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♪ The woman in red ♪
♪ See the woman in red ♪

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Four, please.

50
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Me, too.

51
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Can I help you? I'm looking...

52
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Oh, what's that?

53
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It's the air conditioner.

54
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It'll come on in a second. Oh.

55
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Oh, oops! Sorry. Excuse me.

56
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Oh! Oh! I beg your pardon.

57
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This is my briefcase.

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I don't know.

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Oh, I never tried it that way before.

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No, I'm not worried.

61
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It's just that I've never tried
it in that position before.

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It's all new to me.

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I know you have to wet
it before you put it in.

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Well, you have to or it could break off.

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How far? I don't know how far.

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All the way, I suppose.

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I know you have to keep wiggling it

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to get all the hairs off, though.

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All right, all right.

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Put that phone down.

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I can't talk now. I'll
call you back later.

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Do you have to talk like that at work?

73
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Can't you save that filthy
stuff until you get home?

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That was my brother.

75
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Your brother?

76
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Yeah.

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He and I are trying to set up a
photo processing lab at my place.

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That way I can take stuff home...

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For example... All right,
all right, all right.

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Where's the figures on
the cable car campaign?

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It's on the third floor.

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Well, get them for me right away! Please.

83
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We've wasted enough
time on this nonsense.

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Yes, sir.

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♪ Pretty little ♪
♪ woman in red ♪

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♪ Pretty little ♪
♪ woman in red ♪

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♪ Pretty little woman ♪

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♪ Pretty little woman ♪

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♪ Pretty little ♪ ♪ Pretty
little woman ♪ ♪ in red ♪

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♪ Pretty little ♪
♪ woman in red ♪

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♪ Pretty little ♪
♪ woman in red ♪

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I want you to roll down a
map and just show it to me.

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All right, sure.

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Okay...

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Hello.

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Will you have dinner with me tonight?

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What?

98
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La Primavera in North Beach...

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Tonight.

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I know who you are.

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9:00?

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Why?

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Just because.

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I, um...

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I can't, uh, make it at 9:00.

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Uh...

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Say 9:10?

108
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Yes.

109
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Why are you speaking to me in German?

110
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Why?

111
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I mean, the modeling agency told
me that you were from Germany.

112
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Uh, it's not me.

113
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Well, I'd better check.

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Where am I going?

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Oh! Yeah.

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If we get in trouble, with the school
board, it's going to be your fault.

117
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How do I look?

118
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The earrings are too much, aren't they?

119
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Here. You keep them for me, honey, and...

120
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I'll do it. You keep
your eyes on the road.

121
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They were killing me anyway.

122
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Didi, what was I going to ask you?

123
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I wanted to ask you something.

124
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Oh, uh, would you like to
go to the movies tonight?

125
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Tonight's study group.

126
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What do you mean? What's today?
Today's Wednesday?

127
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I thought today was Thursday.

128
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What's the matter with me?

129
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Well, I'd like to go anyway,
if it's all right with you.

130
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I don't think I can put up
with those crazies tonight.

131
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It's all arranged.

132
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You're taking the girls to the movies.

133
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I promised them you would.

134
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Anyway, you deserve a night out.

135
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So what do you say?

136
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What do you mean? Of course. Sure.

137
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You're wonderful.

138
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Honey.

139
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See you tonight.

140
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Thanks for the lift.

141
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You know, you're cute when you serve.

142
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Go ahead, Teddy, don't be nervous...

143
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What are you nervous about?
Serve the ball.

144
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Aw, come on, calm down. Let the man
serve, will you please, Buddy?

145
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You have nothing to worry about.
It's only set point.

146
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I mean, it's not like it's your life.

147
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It's just your self-respect.

148
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Give him that solid one. Give him the ace.
Teddy, come on.

149
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What is it? Am I talking too much?

150
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,295
All right, we'll calm down, okay?
Take it easy.

151
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,232
Take it easy. Let's all take a break.
Teddy wants to serve. Okay?

152
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,000
You can do it, babe. You
can put it right in there.

153
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,069
Hey! What a serve!

154
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,470
Switch.

155
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,239
Ok, Mikey, here we go. Now, you ready?

156
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,174
Get that racket ready. I'm coming at you!

157
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,409
This baby is mine.

158
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,011
You hit the net. On the follow-through.

159
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,179
Well, you can't hit the net!

160
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,347
On the follow through!

161
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,982
No! You still can't hit the net.

162
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,984
I hit it on the follow-through, Mikey.

163
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I hit the ball first, then the
net on the follow-through.

164
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It's our point. The score is six-two.
You're in the shithouse.

165
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,323
Anybody ever tell you you're cute?

166
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Oh, you're cute, too.

167
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,461
How you doing? Okay.

168
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What's the matter? Is he getting to you?

169
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,432
No. So what's the matter?

170
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,834
Nothing.

171
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,335
Hey, hey, look at that.

172
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,306
Oh, my. That is serious nautilus.

173
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Miss. Oh, miss! Thank you.

174
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Those are fine looking rackets
you got there, girls.

175
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What are they, Heads?

176
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,053
Ah!

177
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,459
Hey, Joey, there's a phone call for you.

178
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,328
Do me a favor. Take it
for me, will you, Mikey?

179
00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:11,531
I met them on two separate nights.

180
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,133
How am I supposed to know
that they're sisters?

181
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,035
You're in a lot of trouble, Joey.

182
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,437
No way! I got a date with
the little one at 7:00

183
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and the older one at 9:15.
Plenty of time.

184
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What about Theresa?

185
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:24,945
What about Theresa?

186
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,180
Well, doesn't she notice anything

187
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when you go with someone for a while?

188
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Like you used to go
with that girl before?

189
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Doesn't she think anything's
up when you do that?

190
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,791
Look, Theresa's got the kids
to worry about all day.

191
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She's too busy to notice anything.

192
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,029
And they're great kids. Hey,
look, she's 38 years old,

193
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she's a very happily married woman.

194
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You see her. She smiles all the time.

195
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Does she do it?

196
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,134
Does she do what?

197
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,470
What do you mean, "Does she do what?"

198
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,105
What do you mean? "Does she do what?"

199
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,874
Well, does she do it, too?

200
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,042
Do what, too?

201
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,209
Does she have affairs, too?

202
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,011
Ooh.

203
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:04,184
Teddy, you're my friend and I love you.

204
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,954
You're a sweet and sensitive guy.

205
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:10,190
But you're very naive to
think that my Theresa,

206
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,959
my Saint Theresa would fool around.

207
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,126
Could you imagine this? I
just asked a question.

208
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,995
Do you believe this man asking

209
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,030
whether my Theresa would fool around?

210
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,266
I find it hard to imagine
your wife sleeping with you.

211
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,872
Hey, Teddy, Teddy, what am I laughing at?

212
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,076
Are you sure?

213
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,411
All right. I'll let him know.

214
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,345
Thank you.

215
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:34,614
Are you staying for lunch, Doctor?

216
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,983
No. Joey!

217
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,156
Moron, watch it! You stupid jerk!

218
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:49,963
What else did the neighbor say?

219
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:54,167
Nothing. She was coming over
to return a warming tray

220
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and she ran into the whole
bunch coming down the steps.

221
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Theresa, the kids, and all the furniture.

222
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,441
There was a big van waiting for them.

223
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,279
What a bitch.

224
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,515
Come on. Come on. She
was our friend, too.

225
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,283
Wonder if it was her furniture?

226
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,618
What do you have to talk about that for?

227
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,920
What shall we do? Should we all cry?

228
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,022
Just want to know if she had a
right to take all the furniture.

229
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,059
Is it from Theresa?

230
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,931
She found a picture of
me with another woman.

231
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,565
Naked?

232
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,534
In a nightclub.

233
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,205
This, uh...

234
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,141
This isn't happening.

235
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This isn't fucking happening!

236
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:44,617
It's not happening!

237
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,354
Son of a bitch!

238
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,356
That's it!

239
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,958
Fucking whore!

240
00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,499
Teddy, what can we do to cheer up Joey?

241
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,369
Want to do the blind man with me tonight?

242
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,071
I can't do the blind man, Buddy.

243
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,138
Mikey, you'll do the blind man with me?

244
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,406
No, no. I get too nervous.

245
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,408
Oh, come on, Joey needs a good...

246
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,410
We'll take him to that ritzy-titsy
place where they threw him out.

247
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,979
Which place? I get too nervous.

248
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,446
He came in with a beautiful cardigan,

249
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,015
they wanted him to put on one
of their crummy jackets.

250
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,416
You're kidding.

251
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,618
Okay, Mikey? Come on.
No, I get too nervous.

252
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,120
What, are you tied up with Mrs.
Schumacher? No, I'm not...

253
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,488
What Mrs. Schumacher?

254
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,390
His boss's wife. I don't believe it.

255
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,025
I'm telling you. You
were away on vacation.

256
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,594
Ask him. He's banging Dr.
Schumacher's wife.

257
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,463
You son of a gun! Are you making
it with Schumacher's wife?

258
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,498
Only at night. And only
if it's an emergency.

259
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,500
Only at night?

260
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,003
The time that it takes
me to drive over there

261
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,738
is the exact same time that it takes
him to scrub and put on his gloves.

262
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,441
So if it's not a big
job, it's not worth it.

263
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,476
If it's appendicitis, I don't go.

264
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,146
But if it's peritonitis
or a gall bladder...

265
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,682
Hello, honey. Good news.
It's a quadruple bypass.

266
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,419
So, you say it like this...

267
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,422
"Is Mr. Pierce there, please?"

268
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,589
Very timid.

269
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,426
Is Mr. Pierce there, please?

270
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,428
That's it. Just like that.

271
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,496
And then I'll get on the
phone, I'll say, "Hello."

272
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,198
And then I'm going to wait a few seconds,

273
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:06,566
like I'm listening to you.

274
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,701
And then I'll say,

275
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:12,672
"What? You want me to come out right now?

276
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,475
"Are you sure that you can't
handle this by yourself, Richard?"

277
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,045
Who's Richard?

278
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,612
Richard's my assistant.

279
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,181
He works here at the office with me.

280
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,016
Clear? Mmm-hmm.

281
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:25,718
Is it a woman?

282
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,289
Is it a woman?

283
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,724
No, no. It's, uh...

284
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,194
"Is it a woman?"

285
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,462
What goes on in your head?

286
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,166
No, it's just we're planning...

287
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,603
We... We're... Well,
it's too complicated.

288
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,240
But don't tell Didi because
it's a wonderful surprise.

289
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:48,308
You want me to call you at 8:15?

290
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,543
8:15. It has to be at 8:15 sharp.

291
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,323
Aw! Hi, Daddy.

292
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,491
Hello, sweetie-pie.

293
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,495
Did Mom tell you about tonight?

294
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,497
Oh, no.

295
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,534
Oh, Missy, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Daddy,

296
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,204
but Shelly didn't get
the tickets until 4:00.

297
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,439
I know you really wanted
to go to the movie,

298
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,274
but it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance,

299
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,842
and Shelly's uncle had some pull.

300
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,077
What tickets are you talking about?

301
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:24,777
David Bowie.

302
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,082
You mean, you can't go to the movie?

303
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,650
Oh, I'm sorry, Daddy. I feel so bad.

304
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,454
No, no, no. Don't be silly.

305
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,455
Are you really disappointed?

306
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:42,162
Well... No, I mean, I wanted
to go, sure, but, uh...

307
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,699
So these things happen.
I understand that.

308
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,803
Uh, you remember Shelly, don't you?

309
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:52,672
Of course.

310
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,242
Of course.

311
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,412
How are you?

312
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:02,449
How are you?

313
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,851
I'm fine.

314
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,186
I'm fine.

315
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,095
You're a Jewish boy, aren't you?

316
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,498
My mother and father are Jewish.

317
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,535
I see.

318
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,905
Uh-huh.

319
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,175
You're taking my little
girl to see David Booie?

320
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,276
Bowie, Daddy.

321
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,510
Bowie. Bowie.

322
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:38,117
You take care of my girl.

323
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,588
You take care of my girl.

324
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,599
And of course, I'm sure you've
heard about the Alphabet Diet.

325
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,601
Now, that takes 26 weeks.

326
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,203
The first week,

327
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,605
you're allowed anything
that begins with an "A."

328
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,541
And then, on to the second week,

329
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,177
you're allowed anything
that begins with a "B."

330
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,446
There's only one problem. Sorry.

331
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,248
You have to watch yourself carefully,

332
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,916
because by the time you get to "P,"

333
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,252
you might put on all the
weight you lost on "K."

334
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,820
Excuse me.

335
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:18,758
So... And then when you get to
"X," it's very, very difficult

336
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,660
because you start making
up your own spelling,

337
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,730
like "X" Benedict, "X"tra helpings. Whoa!

338
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,765
So I would not recommend that diet.

339
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,541
You go through my pockets now? Oh!

340
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,743
Oh, no. Not yet.

341
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,645
I, uh, I owe Marty $10.

342
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,648
I think he likes you.

343
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,782
You think everyone likes me.

344
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:43,816
Well, they do.

345
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,752
Well.

346
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,255
Can I get you anything before
I start my study group?

347
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:49,856
Oh, God.

348
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,592
Oh, God.

349
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,431
What? Honey, what's the matter?

350
00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,766
Oh, nothing.

351
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,634
It's not even worth talking about.

352
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,236
What?

353
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:06,339
Oh, I was just leaving my office

354
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,308
and the boss comes in with
all this pile of stuff

355
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,676
and two assistants and says,

356
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,711
"Ted, clean this up for
tomorrow morning, will you?"

357
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,313
"Clean this up"! Now I'm a cleaning man.

358
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,482
Aw! Will it take long?

359
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,484
Take long? No. Not if I work all night.

360
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,652
I'm just so tired, that's all.

361
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,488
I just don't know if I can stay awake.
I'm so tired.

362
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,590
Oh, baby.

363
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,496
Oh, I gave half to Richard,
but, you know, he panics.

364
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,697
He gets so nervous.

365
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,964
I don't know if he can handle it.

366
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,566
Poor baby.

367
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,436
Can I get you a drink? Hmm?

368
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,939
You know, I really think they're
taking advantage of me.

369
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,774
You want Campari and soda?

370
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,743
Yeah, yeah. That would be nice.

371
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:44,711
Aw.

372
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,413
Thanks.

373
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:49,516
You just...

374
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,686
You got to draw a line and say, "No more!

375
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,688
"You can't go past this line!"

376
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:58,525
Who's staying for dinner?

377
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,331
Honey, why are you shaving?

378
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:44,303
Why am I shaving?

379
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,808
What the hell's the matter with me?

380
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,380
Did you want this tie out?

381
00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:57,650
No. What do I want another tie for?

382
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,422
Honey, you're overtired.

383
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:05,592
I think that you should take
a little nap before you eat.

384
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:16,636
Come here and sit close to me.

385
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,507
What's this?

386
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,642
What do you mean, "What's this?"
This is Joe's little boy.

387
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,677
I know it's Joe's little boy,
but what's he doing here?

388
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,846
S-M-I-L-E.

389
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:31,418
Where is his M-O-M-M-Y?

390
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,086
She didn't tell me.

391
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,722
It's just for one night.

392
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:36,956
She didn't tell you?

393
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,591
No, she didn't.

394
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,560
Don't frighten him.

395
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,567
What a cute little pee-pee!

396
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,437
Oh, you leave his little pee-pee alone.

397
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,104
His daddy's little pee-pee
started all this.

398
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,444
One, two, three, hit it.

399
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,492
Hello, gentlemen. How are we tonight?

400
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:14,561
Fine, fine. How are you feeling, Andy?

401
00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,696
How am I feeling? What do you
mean, "How am I feeling?"

402
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,465
Why shouldn't I be feeling fine?

403
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:20,833
No, no, no. This nice man just
wanted to know how you were.

404
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,134
I'm fabulous!

405
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,003
I've never felt better in my life!

406
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,973
Well, uh, great, great.

407
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,074
What will you have, gentlemen?

408
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,208
What'll you have, Andy?

409
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,076
Southern Comfort on the rocks.

410
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,143
Make that two.

411
00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:32,779
Okay, you bet.

412
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:33,880
I'll be right back.

413
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:34,947
I've got to go lock my car.

414
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,984
There you are. There you are.

415
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:39,752
Cigarette?

416
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,187
What was that?

417
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,722
Oh, nothing, sir. Just
setting up your drinks.

418
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,123
Oh.

419
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,658
What was that?

420
00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:47,126
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

421
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,728
Jake?

422
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:49,929
Jake?

423
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,564
Jake!

424
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,065
He said he'll be back... Jake!

425
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,834
He said he'd be back in
just a minute, Andy.

426
00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:56,135
How did you know my name?

427
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,604
Your friend called you that. He said...

428
00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,539
Jake! Jake!

429
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,173
Ooh!

430
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:07,246
Jake? Jake, where are you?

431
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,986
Jake! Jake, where are you?

432
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,888
What is it?

433
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:18,157
What are you doing? What
are you doing with me?

434
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,595
Oh, what is this?

435
00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:25,732
What the hell is this thing?

436
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,636
What kind of a place is this?

437
00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:31,504
Jake!

438
00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:33,740
I'm right here, Andy.

439
00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:35,007
I'm right here. I'm right here.

440
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,909
Oh, don't ever leave me again, Jake.

441
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:37,810
Oh! Jake!

442
00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:43,082
I... I'm sorry. He can't, uh...
He's, he's...

443
00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:44,183
Sorry.

444
00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,103
At the tone,

445
00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:06,272
the time will be 8:09 and 50 seconds.

446
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:17,016
All right, time to go back to bed.

447
00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:21,988
You don't want your mommy to
be angry with me, do you?

448
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:23,923
Come here.

449
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,327
I want my mommy.

450
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,295
Psst.

451
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,172
That's good. That's okay. That's okay.

452
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,213
When you wake up, your mommy
will be here to pick you up.

453
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,222
Night-night.

454
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:00,893
Is she on a date?

455
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:03,195
I don't know.

456
00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:05,164
She asked me to keep him for one night.

457
00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:06,065
Well, what about the other kids?

458
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,134
I don't know.

459
00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:10,737
What am I supposed to say to Joe?

460
00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,072
Nothing!

461
00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:15,708
Don't you tell that son
of a bitch anything.

462
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,944
Oh, come on now. He's our friend.

463
00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:19,612
He's a rat!

464
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,649
I would have left him
long before she did.

465
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,351
What is that supposed to mean?

466
00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:28,855
If anything like that
ever happened to us,

467
00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:31,858
I don't know what I would do.

468
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,394
We'd better just drop the subject.

469
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,329
No, no. Now, wait a minute.

470
00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:39,732
Now we're talking nicely and calmly.

471
00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:41,834
Let's hear what you have
to say on this subject.

472
00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:44,003
Teddy...

473
00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:46,072
I know you think you know
everything about me,

474
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,273
but you don't.

475
00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:51,043
I'm really a very jealous woman.

476
00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:56,248
I know you think
emotionally I'm like this.

477
00:26:56,282 --> 00:27:01,153
But you know, I really am a little crazy.

478
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,089
Oh!

479
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:06,092
But just in some ways.

480
00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:07,794
Oh.

481
00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:11,764
Why are you telling me all this?

482
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,165
Well, you asked me...

483
00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:15,167
Yeah, I know, I asked you, but you
make it sound as if we're not...

484
00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:19,972
What... What have you got there?

485
00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:22,074
It's a gun.

486
00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:24,677
I know it's a gun, but when
did you ever get a gun?

487
00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:26,645
Mama gave it to me after they moved.

488
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,183
Oh!

489
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,820
You realize you might have shot me.

490
00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:36,989
Oh, I would never do that.
And not without a reason.

491
00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,826
You're not like Joe.

492
00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:42,328
Do you know what he did to
Theresa, right in front of me?

493
00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:46,733
He had his secretary
call at 10:00 at night

494
00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,868
and say he had work to do at the office.

495
00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:52,772
He did that?

496
00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:53,873
Yes.

497
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:57,309
You mean that old trick still works?

498
00:27:57,343 --> 00:28:00,346
Oh, not anymore.

499
00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:03,449
I'll get it.

500
00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:07,286
Hello.

501
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,889
Yes, just a minute. It's Richard.

502
00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:16,162
Hello.

503
00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:19,766
Hello. Yes, Richard. How are you?

504
00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:23,069
Yes.

505
00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:28,307
You what?

506
00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:35,147
You want, you... Is this a joke?

507
00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,416
You want me to... You want me to do what?

508
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,986
Are you crazy?

509
00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:43,489
They said, they said...

510
00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:46,492
They said I should do...

511
00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:49,061
I should... I should do what?

512
00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:53,399
They want me to come
out at 10:00 at night

513
00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:55,334
and leave my wife and children?

514
00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:58,470
I don't care, 8:15, 10:00.

515
00:28:58,504 --> 00:29:00,039
What difference does it make?

516
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:02,208
I'm not a wind-up toy!

517
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,343
You tell my superiors at the office,

518
00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:06,278
who can give me raises and promotions,

519
00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:08,080
that if they don't like my answer,

520
00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:11,117
they can go take it and
shove it up their ass!

521
00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:16,422
That's the best joke I've heard all year.

522
00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:22,494
Now what's going on?

523
00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:25,798
Hey! Hey, fellows! Hey,
hey, come on, now.

524
00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:27,867
Come on, let's just shake hands,

525
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,936
we'll go home and we'll... Oh!

526
00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:31,503
What the hell did you hit him for?

527
00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:34,206
What kind of a fellow are
you, pushes a blind man?

528
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:10,509
♪ Oh, everyone has got ♪

529
00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:15,147
♪ A weakness in life ♪

530
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:20,286
♪ Girl, you just ♪
♪ happen to be mine ♪

531
00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:23,055
Hello.

532
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,425
Uh-huh.

533
00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:29,929
Okay. I'll be right over, sweetheart.

534
00:30:31,397 --> 00:30:32,464
Are you sure it's a gallbladder?

535
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,271
♪ Yeah ♪

536
00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:42,341
♪ Everyone has got ♪

537
00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:45,577
♪ A certain weakness in life ♪

538
00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:51,583
♪ Boy, you just ♪
♪ happen to be mine ♪

539
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:55,888
♪ And you know everyone ♪

540
00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:58,224
♪ Everyone has got ♪

541
00:30:58,257 --> 00:31:01,093
♪ A certain weakness in life ♪

542
00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:07,299
♪ Your love just ♪
♪ happens to be mine ♪

543
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,436
♪ Oh, mine ♪

544
00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:14,040
♪ Everyone has got ♪

545
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:16,943
♪ A weakness in life ♪

546
00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:23,215
♪ Girl, you just ♪
♪ happen to be mine ♪

547
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,218
♪ Say you're mine ♪

548
00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:29,288
♪ Everyone has got ♪

549
00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:32,591
♪ A certain weakness in life ♪

550
00:31:34,193 --> 00:31:38,030
♪ Your love just ♪
♪ happens to be mine ♪

551
00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:56,608
You better hurry. They moved
the meeting up 15 minutes.

552
00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:58,477
Why doesn't anybody ever
tell me these things?

553
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,513
It's like an oven over there.

554
00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:37,616
Air conditioning must
be on the blink again.

555
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,086
What's that?

556
00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:43,655
Oh, she's the girl they chose
for the cable car campaign.

557
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:44,623
Oh, yes? Yes.

558
00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:47,393
Who is she?

559
00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,261
Ask the boss. He found her.

560
00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:52,331
He goes riding once a
week in Golden Gate Park.

561
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,433
Guess what he saw galloping
through the fog.

562
00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:56,335
Horseback riding? Hmm.

563
00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:09,715
Uh, ridden much?

564
00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:12,084
Yeah, since I was a little boy.

565
00:34:12,118 --> 00:34:14,186
I used to teach horseback
riding to earn extra money.

566
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:15,654
See you later.

567
00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:16,555
See you later.

568
00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:20,659
Okay. Here we go.

569
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,561
Come on, boy.

570
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,136
That's it.

571
00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:32,104
Uh, everything okay?

572
00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:36,242
Yes. Yes. I have a pebble
in my finger in the glove.

573
00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:41,713
Better to get it out now than when you're
tearing along like that, you know?

574
00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:43,182
Yeah.

575
00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:45,151
Okay, come on, big fella.

576
00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:48,820
Hi-ho, Thunder! Away!

577
00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:53,659
Uh, everything's okay?

578
00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:55,627
Yeah, I was just wondering
whether I should call my wife.

579
00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:56,762
Yah!

580
00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:03,402
Hey! The trail to the
left is the prettiest!

581
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:06,872
Yes, I just want to take a
look over here for a second.

582
00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:14,646
I searched all day long,

583
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,815
but I couldn't find that
woman who was haunting me.

584
00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:21,853
Hello.

585
00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:25,524
How would you like to
smoke the peace pipe?

586
00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:27,493
Who is this?

587
00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:29,661
Oh, you don't know me?

588
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:33,265
I had dinner alone at La Primavera.

589
00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:36,268
It's you.

590
00:35:37,403 --> 00:35:39,505
It's you.

591
00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:41,740
I'm so sorry I wasn't
there the other night.

592
00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:43,609
Please forgive me.

593
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,577
My mother had a heart attack.

594
00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:46,812
I had to spend the whole night
with her in the hospital.

595
00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:50,916
Oh. How is she?

596
00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:52,851
Better, better. She's trotting around...

597
00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:54,620
I mean, she's walking around nicely now,

598
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:59,225
but it was a terribly close call.

599
00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:02,894
Do you know Le Club at the
corner of Jones Street and Clay?

600
00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:04,630
Yes.

601
00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:09,235
5:00.

602
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,461
Hi-ho, pal. Got a light?

603
00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:37,195
Yeah.

604
00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:40,832
Thanks. Catch you later. Sure.

605
00:36:58,049 --> 00:36:58,984
Oh!

606
00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:23,309
Heart.

607
00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:26,745
Family. Heart.

608
00:37:27,846 --> 00:37:28,947
Ooh!

609
00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:32,384
Oh! Oh, oh!

610
00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:34,586
Ah! Ah!

611
00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:35,987
Oh!

612
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:39,425
Oh! Oh! Oh!

613
00:37:51,803 --> 00:37:52,771
Help!

614
00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:56,342
Help!

615
00:37:57,576 --> 00:37:59,678
Somebody help!

616
00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:24,362
Hello!

617
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:27,533
Wait!

618
00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:28,634
Wait!

619
00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:38,444
Don't move. Don't move.

620
00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:41,379
Don't move. Don't move.

621
00:39:42,448 --> 00:39:43,915
Move! Move!

622
00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:48,820
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

623
00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:53,859
Whoa! Hello!

624
00:39:54,493 --> 00:39:55,661
Wait!

625
00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:56,795
Hello there!

626
00:39:57,963 --> 00:39:59,030
Whoa! Whoa!

627
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,002
Oh, easy, big fella! Easy!

628
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,972
Whoa, whoa!

629
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,477
Steady, Thunder! Whoa!

630
00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:13,111
Steady, boy. Take it easy.

631
00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:14,713
Everything's under control.

632
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:16,715
You're in no danger whatsoever.

633
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,784
Easy does it! Don't be nervous.

634
00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:19,851
Hello there.

635
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,688
Hello.

636
00:40:22,721 --> 00:40:24,990
That's a gorgeous animal you have there.

637
00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:26,958
I'm somewhat of an expert.

638
00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:30,462
That's a superb specimen. She's a beauty.

639
00:40:30,496 --> 00:40:31,997
Yes, he is nice. Thank you.

640
00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:34,132
Wait! Wait!

641
00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:38,770
Move! Move! Go!

642
00:40:38,804 --> 00:40:40,171
Right, Thunder! To the right...

643
00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:42,040
Thunder, to the right!

644
00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:49,981
Hello again.

645
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:52,818
Mind if I ride along
with you for a while?

646
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,186
No, I don't mind.

647
00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:56,187
Fancy meeting you here.

648
00:40:57,923 --> 00:40:59,525
Do you ride very often?

649
00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:02,928
Oh, yes. Since I was a boy.

650
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,763
I used to teach riding in order
to earn a little extra money.

651
00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:06,698
Oh, really? Oh, yes.

652
00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:10,736
Uh, by the way,

653
00:41:10,769 --> 00:41:13,171
about the other night,
I wanted to explain.

654
00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:15,106
What other night?

655
00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:19,645
Oh, I see. Excuse me.

656
00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:21,713
All right, want to play it that way?

657
00:41:21,747 --> 00:41:23,749
That's all right with me.
I don't mind. Whoo!

658
00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:26,518
Whoops! My riding crop.

659
00:41:26,552 --> 00:41:27,886
Oh, that's all right. I'll get it.

660
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,255
Say "I'm sorry," Thunder.

661
00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:32,591
Say, "I am sorry."

662
00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:34,560
Thunder is a sweet horse,

663
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:35,794
but, boy, is he dumb!

664
00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:42,167
I hate to be too hard on him.

665
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,069
It could kill his spirit.

666
00:41:45,303 --> 00:41:49,074
But, boy, is he silly!
You're a silly horse.

667
00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:51,142
He's just a baby, you know.

668
00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:53,912
Here you are.

669
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:57,282
Thank you.

670
00:41:58,650 --> 00:41:59,618
You're very gallant.

671
00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:02,220
I'm just...

672
00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:04,122
A romantic, I guess.

673
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,662
Be good this time.

674
00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:13,131
Be good. Don't embarrass me.

675
00:42:14,265 --> 00:42:16,134
Wait. Whoa, Thunder!

676
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:18,737
Oh! Oh! Thunder! Whoa, Thunder!

677
00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:28,013
Wait! You dropped something!

678
00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:39,057
Good afternoon.

679
00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:40,025
Good afternoon.

680
00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:45,797
Good night, Ted.

681
00:42:45,831 --> 00:42:47,065
Good night, Sharon.

682
00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:48,233
Have a nice night, Mr. Pierce.

683
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:49,300
Thank you. Same to you, Richard.

684
00:42:56,775 --> 00:42:57,776
Hold the elevator.

685
00:43:20,031 --> 00:43:21,199
What the...

686
00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:42,253
Why, hello.

687
00:43:43,722 --> 00:43:45,090
Hello, yourself.

688
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,658
What a pleasant surprise!

689
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,027
Well, not really.

690
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:49,995
I just came to give you
back your earring.

691
00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:53,098
What earring?

692
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:55,901
I don't know whose it is. It fell
out of your pocket yesterday,

693
00:43:55,934 --> 00:43:57,803
when you got off your horse.

694
00:43:57,836 --> 00:44:01,239
I decided to pick it up
after you left so quickly.

695
00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:04,676
Well, it's a nice earring, but it's not...
It's not mine.

696
00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:05,844
What would I be doing with an earring?

697
00:44:06,444 --> 00:44:08,346
So what's new?

698
00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:10,281
I'm going to be late for my dance class.

699
00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:11,382
No, wait.

700
00:44:12,718 --> 00:44:13,752
How about having dinner with me?

701
00:44:16,922 --> 00:44:18,456
Thank you, but no.

702
00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:20,826
I know this funny little place.

703
00:44:21,927 --> 00:44:24,462
It's a fun little Chinese place,

704
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,097
where you sit down on the floor,

705
00:44:26,131 --> 00:44:27,899
and you can eat with your hands

706
00:44:27,933 --> 00:44:30,001
or chopsticks or anything you want.

707
00:44:30,468 --> 00:44:32,303
For lunch?

708
00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:34,139
No, I'm not free for lunch or dinner.

709
00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:36,875
A little snack in between?

710
00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:39,845
I'd better be going.

711
00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:04,770
What's your name?

712
00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:06,772
Theodore Pierce.

713
00:45:06,805 --> 00:45:07,773
Teddy, Ted.

714
00:45:12,778 --> 00:45:14,445
Tomorrow, 6:00, Tulio's.

715
00:45:15,146 --> 00:45:16,114
On Columbus?

716
00:45:16,147 --> 00:45:17,148
Yeah.

717
00:45:20,018 --> 00:45:21,920
How old's that suit?

718
00:45:21,953 --> 00:45:24,055
This? I don't know.

719
00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:26,958
Six, seven, eight years maybe.

720
00:45:26,992 --> 00:45:28,226
It looks it.

721
00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:33,064
Wait! What's your name?

722
00:45:33,098 --> 00:45:34,299
Charlotte.

723
00:45:48,046 --> 00:45:49,881
Even longer on the pants.

724
00:45:49,915 --> 00:45:51,182
Longer on the pants?

725
00:45:51,216 --> 00:45:52,918
It makes sense.

726
00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:54,820
More sleeve.

727
00:45:54,853 --> 00:45:56,454
You want more sleeve than this?

728
00:45:56,487 --> 00:45:58,857
Listen to me. This is what I know.

729
00:45:58,890 --> 00:46:00,859
But, Buddy, are you sure
this style suits me?

730
00:46:00,892 --> 00:46:02,493
You want to look good at funerals?

731
00:46:02,527 --> 00:46:04,195
No, no. I'm just saying. I
want to look nice, that's all.

732
00:46:04,229 --> 00:46:05,163
Let me see you.

733
00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:16,074
Put your arms down.

734
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:17,308
Now you're cooking with Crisco!

735
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:26,885
Robert Redford.

736
00:46:31,857 --> 00:46:34,092
Mr. Van Gillian! Great news!

737
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:35,994
I just got the latest figures
from Community Affairs.

738
00:46:36,027 --> 00:46:38,096
The cable car campaign is a smash!

739
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:39,564
Every... All the TV stations,

740
00:46:39,597 --> 00:46:41,399
channel five, channel three,

741
00:46:41,432 --> 00:46:43,969
the newspapers, the magazines,

742
00:46:44,002 --> 00:46:47,272
all they're talking about is the
reopening of the cable cars.

743
00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:49,307
It's unbelievable. You
wouldn't believe it.

744
00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:52,310
It is better than our
wildest imagination.

745
00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:55,080
We couldn't have hoped
for a better campaign,

746
00:46:55,113 --> 00:46:57,849
than what we've got right now,
and it's due to you, sir.

747
00:46:57,883 --> 00:47:00,585
It's a wonderful tribute
to the whole concept.

748
00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:17,435
Hey!

749
00:47:17,468 --> 00:47:18,536
What it is.

750
00:47:25,076 --> 00:47:26,611
I'd like to make a reservation
for tonight, please.

751
00:47:26,644 --> 00:47:28,313
A double room.

752
00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:32,517
Uh, something with a king-size
bed, if you have it.

753
00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:34,519
Let me have a look.

754
00:47:34,552 --> 00:47:35,420
Yeah, I think we have that available.

755
00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:36,621
Could I have your name, please?

756
00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:37,923
Irving.

757
00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:41,359
Julius Irving.

758
00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:43,261
All right. Could you spell
that for me, please?

759
00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:47,365
I-R-V-I...

760
00:47:48,533 --> 00:47:50,135
V-I?

761
00:47:50,168 --> 00:47:52,037
No, wait a minute. Yes.

762
00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:54,205
E-R-V-I...

763
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:55,673
E-R... N-G.

764
00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,075
V-I-N-G.

765
00:48:00,411 --> 00:48:02,580
Is there a Mr. Theodore Pierce here?

766
00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:04,349
Mr. Pierce?

767
00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:06,317
Sorry. Nobody here by that name.

768
00:48:06,351 --> 00:48:07,485
Well, nobody's answering.

769
00:48:09,354 --> 00:48:10,355
All right.

770
00:48:11,056 --> 00:48:12,423
Now, wait.

771
00:48:12,457 --> 00:48:14,625
Miss Charlotte who?

772
00:48:14,659 --> 00:48:17,362
Wait! Wait! Hello. Don't hang up, please.
That's for me.

773
00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:18,496
Thank you.

774
00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:22,400
Hello, Charlotte. It's Teddy.
Where are you?

775
00:48:22,433 --> 00:48:23,501
I'm in Los Angeles.

776
00:48:24,335 --> 00:48:25,603
In Los Angeles?

777
00:48:25,636 --> 00:48:26,972
What are you doing there?

778
00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:28,473
I'm sorry. I'm working.

779
00:48:28,506 --> 00:48:30,208
I tried to phone you at the office,

780
00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:31,309
but they said you were in a meeting

781
00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:32,510
and that you couldn't be interrupted.

782
00:48:32,543 --> 00:48:33,578
Oh, no.

783
00:48:34,645 --> 00:48:36,647
So, listen, why don't you fly down?

784
00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:38,383
To Los Angeles?

785
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,718
The last flight gets here at 10:00 PM.

786
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:41,919
I can meet you at the airport.

787
00:48:44,055 --> 00:48:45,590
But I can't just...

788
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:48,159
Listen, we'll spend the evening together,

789
00:48:48,193 --> 00:48:50,962
and we'll be back in San Francisco
by 10:00 tomorrow morning.

790
00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:54,065
Hello?

791
00:48:55,366 --> 00:48:56,667
Teddy, hello?

792
00:49:16,354 --> 00:49:18,389
♪ Don't drive drunk ♪

793
00:49:20,191 --> 00:49:22,227
♪ Don't drive drunk ♪

794
00:49:23,494 --> 00:49:25,696
♪ No, oh, ♪
♪ don't drive drunk ♪

795
00:49:27,432 --> 00:49:30,668
♪ Mothers against ♪
♪ drunk drivers are mad ♪

796
00:49:31,569 --> 00:49:33,471
♪ Don't drive drunk ♪

797
00:49:35,406 --> 00:49:37,508
♪ Don't drive ♪

798
00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:39,310
♪ No, no, no, no, no, ♪
♪ no, no, no ♪

799
00:49:39,344 --> 00:49:41,379
♪ Don't drive drunk ♪

800
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:47,118
♪ Mothers against ♪
♪ drunk drivers are mad ♪

801
00:49:47,152 --> 00:49:48,719
Hi. What's all this, cutie?

802
00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:50,288
A celebration.

803
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:52,257
For what? Just for fun.

804
00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:53,491
I'm too tired to go anywhere,

805
00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:54,625
so I thought we'd have a little party.

806
00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:56,527
Just you, Becky, Missy, and me.
What do you think?

807
00:50:22,187 --> 00:50:23,788
Shall we have a drink?

808
00:50:23,821 --> 00:50:25,223
That would be nice.

809
00:50:29,294 --> 00:50:31,196
But take the phone off the hook.

810
00:50:33,764 --> 00:50:36,567
Would you like to make love now?

811
00:50:40,105 --> 00:50:42,173
Take the phone off the hook.

812
00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:51,182
Who's that?

813
00:50:51,216 --> 00:50:52,650
I don't know yet.

814
00:50:55,853 --> 00:50:57,788
Telegram for Theodore Pierce.

815
00:51:07,798 --> 00:51:09,267
It's a telegram.

816
00:51:10,468 --> 00:51:11,869
A telegram? Who for?

817
00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:13,204
For you.

818
00:51:13,238 --> 00:51:14,772
For me? Mmm.

819
00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:16,341
Who from?

820
00:51:16,374 --> 00:51:17,308
Um...

821
00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:20,145
It's from the office.

822
00:51:20,178 --> 00:51:22,613
All right, all right.
Stop the kidding now.

823
00:51:22,647 --> 00:51:24,415
No. It's no joke.

824
00:51:24,449 --> 00:51:26,584
"You must attend the transport symposium

825
00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:28,519
"in San Diego. Stop.

826
00:51:28,553 --> 00:51:30,588
"Big press coverage. Stop.

827
00:51:30,621 --> 00:51:33,458
"Tickets at airport, 8:30 flight. Stop.

828
00:51:33,491 --> 00:51:36,161
"Return San Francisco tomorrow. Stop.

829
00:51:36,194 --> 00:51:37,162
"Russell Lowry."

830
00:51:46,671 --> 00:51:47,572
No.

831
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:49,240
No?

832
00:51:49,274 --> 00:51:51,242
No, no.

833
00:51:51,909 --> 00:51:54,145
No. I'm not going.

834
00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:56,314
Teddy... I'm not going.

835
00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:57,882
No.

836
00:51:57,915 --> 00:51:58,849
No.

837
00:52:00,251 --> 00:52:01,386
No!

838
00:52:01,419 --> 00:52:02,587
No!

839
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:03,921
I am not going!

840
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:05,490
How can you say no?

841
00:52:05,523 --> 00:52:07,892
Easy. No. You see that?

842
00:52:07,925 --> 00:52:09,527
That's not so difficult, is it?

843
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,562
I'm not going. I don't
care if they fire me.

844
00:52:11,596 --> 00:52:13,498
I'm not leaving my wife and kids!

845
00:52:13,531 --> 00:52:14,832
Don't act like a child!

846
00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:18,836
All right! I'll go!

847
00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:24,342
Wait a minute! Hold the plane!

848
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:25,810
Hold it!

849
00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:27,312
I'm coming!

850
00:52:36,754 --> 00:52:38,122
Ladies and gentlemen,

851
00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:40,658
we are beginning our
descent into Los Angeles.

852
00:52:40,691 --> 00:52:42,627
Please fasten your seat belts,

853
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:44,329
extinguish all smoking materials...

854
00:52:44,362 --> 00:52:46,163
Finished with your drink, sir?

855
00:52:47,565 --> 00:52:48,699
What's your name?

856
00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:49,834
Polly. Polly.

857
00:52:50,868 --> 00:52:51,936
That's a lovely name.

858
00:52:51,969 --> 00:52:53,204
Thank you.

859
00:52:53,771 --> 00:52:55,506
Thanks very much, Polly.

860
00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:02,780
Sure. You make the announcement.

861
00:53:07,485 --> 00:53:08,886
Ladies and gentlemen,

862
00:53:08,919 --> 00:53:10,821
the captain has just informed me

863
00:53:10,855 --> 00:53:13,358
that LA Airport is
closed due to heavy fog.

864
00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:16,561
We will be landing in San Diego,

865
00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:18,263
where you will receive
further instructions

866
00:53:18,296 --> 00:53:19,897
once we're on the ground.

867
00:53:19,930 --> 00:53:22,633
♪ I just called ♪

868
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,735
♪ To say ♪

869
00:53:24,769 --> 00:53:26,971
♪ I love you ♪

870
00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:28,506
♪ Yeah ♪

871
00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:31,242
♪ I just called ♪

872
00:53:31,276 --> 00:53:34,279
♪ To say how much I care ♪

873
00:53:34,312 --> 00:53:36,847
♪ I do ♪

874
00:53:36,881 --> 00:53:39,450
♪ I just called ♪

875
00:53:39,484 --> 00:53:40,818
♪ To say I love you... ♪

876
00:53:44,755 --> 00:53:45,823
Hello.

877
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:49,427
Oh, hi, honey.

878
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:52,263
I was running from outside.
I heard the phone ringing.

879
00:53:52,897 --> 00:53:54,932
Oh, no, no. It's okay.

880
00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:56,233
Go ahead.

881
00:53:59,337 --> 00:54:01,439
I took Shelly and the girls to a movie.

882
00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:05,843
Well, don't worry about me, honey.

883
00:54:05,876 --> 00:54:08,546
I have to study anyway.

884
00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,348
Shelly, please get out of my bedroom.

885
00:54:10,381 --> 00:54:11,649
Are you afraid?

886
00:54:15,686 --> 00:54:16,654
What?

887
00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:21,025
Teddy, why are you giving
me all these details?

888
00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:23,528
I am going to scream.

889
00:54:23,561 --> 00:54:24,695
So will I.

890
00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:26,797
Of course you're in San Diego.

891
00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:28,065
Where else would you be?

892
00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:29,667
I am going to tell your mother.

893
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,035
She already knows.

894
00:54:32,337 --> 00:54:33,338
What?

895
00:54:33,738 --> 00:54:34,939
You're crazy.

896
00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:36,541
I want to marry you.

897
00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:41,512
Yes, there's plenty of food.

898
00:54:41,546 --> 00:54:42,847
Don't worry about me.

899
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,549
Shelly!

900
00:54:44,582 --> 00:54:45,950
Of course I miss you.

901
00:54:46,984 --> 00:54:48,553
Me, too.

902
00:54:48,586 --> 00:54:49,687
I love you.

903
00:54:50,888 --> 00:54:52,757
Me, too.

904
00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:54,325
- Me, too.
- Shelly!

905
00:54:54,359 --> 00:54:55,493
I love you. Bye-bye.

906
00:54:57,562 --> 00:54:58,496
Oh!

907
00:54:59,697 --> 00:55:01,866
Are you going to finish the game or not?

908
00:55:03,568 --> 00:55:04,969
You got any Hershey bars?

909
00:55:05,002 --> 00:55:07,572
♪ I just called ♪

910
00:55:07,605 --> 00:55:09,039
♪ To say ♪

911
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:11,776
♪ I love you ♪

912
00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:16,814
While Didi was waiting
for me in San Francisco,

913
00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:20,485
Charlotte was waiting in Los Angeles.

914
00:55:20,518 --> 00:55:22,753
Two women waiting for me in
the middle of the night!

915
00:55:25,022 --> 00:55:28,659
Crazy as it seems, I had
adventure in my life.

916
00:55:30,695 --> 00:55:36,667
♪ And I mean it from ♪
♪ the bottom of my heart ♪

917
00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:46,577
Surprise of surprises.

918
00:55:46,611 --> 00:55:49,747
The next day, Joey's wife
came back with the kids

919
00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:50,681
and the furniture.

920
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,956
Why she suddenly forgave
him, nobody knew.

921
00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:10,435
Eric?

922
00:56:11,502 --> 00:56:12,770
Is there an Eric?

923
00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:17,475
Come on.

924
00:56:30,087 --> 00:56:32,823
The next couple of days
were full of surprises.

925
00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:34,492
Hello, Ted.

926
00:56:35,793 --> 00:56:37,161
I just wanted to say good morning

927
00:56:37,194 --> 00:56:38,095
and have a lovely day.

928
00:56:50,808 --> 00:56:52,209
Hello.

929
00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:53,578
Hello. How are you?

930
00:57:08,793 --> 00:57:10,060
The best surprise of all

931
00:57:10,094 --> 00:57:12,763
was a phone call from Charlotte.

932
00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:14,031
Just when I thought I might
never see her again,

933
00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:15,099
she called to find out

934
00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:17,535
if I got back all right from San Diego.

935
00:57:20,037 --> 00:57:22,072
During our 35-minute stroll,

936
00:57:22,106 --> 00:57:24,775
I realized I was still in a deep fog.

937
00:57:28,012 --> 00:57:29,547
Here you go.

938
00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:31,081
The only unpleasant surprise

939
00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:34,251
was that in two days,
Joe was back in form.

940
00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:35,920
He's scared.

941
00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:37,788
Well, I mean, oo in the
morning, you could fool me.

942
00:57:37,822 --> 00:57:39,189
What's the problem? You go over,

943
00:57:39,223 --> 00:57:41,025
you get into bed, you see Dr.
Schumacher...

944
00:57:41,058 --> 00:57:43,093
"Oh, excuse me, Dr. Schumacher,
I felt a chill coming on,

945
00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:44,562
"I thought I better get
under the covers."

946
00:57:46,063 --> 00:57:48,633
You guys want to play some checkers?

947
00:57:48,666 --> 00:57:51,602
Miss! Miss! Where can
I buy some checkers?

948
00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:53,137
Come on. That's embarrassing.

949
00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:54,972
I'm in the mood to play a little
game if you have some time.

950
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,742
I'm very good, really.

951
00:57:57,775 --> 00:57:58,909
Yeah, right.

952
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:01,879
She wasn't wearing a bra.

953
00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:03,848
Did you see that? Did you
see the way they bounced?

954
00:58:03,881 --> 00:58:05,149
You'd kill for that, Teddy.

955
00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:07,585
You kill for that.

956
00:58:07,618 --> 00:58:08,919
I didn't notice that she
wasn't wearing a bra.

957
00:58:08,953 --> 00:58:10,054
You're weird, Teddy.

958
00:58:10,087 --> 00:58:11,622
I looked at her good, though.

959
00:58:11,656 --> 00:58:13,724
You're weird. He's a weird guy, isn't he?

960
00:58:13,758 --> 00:58:15,092
Did you notice she didn't have a bra?

961
00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:16,694
What do I know? I see it every day.

962
00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:22,933
You poor bitch.

963
00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:34,772
It's open.

964
00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:36,807
How you doing?

965
00:59:36,841 --> 00:59:37,808
Good.

966
00:59:43,814 --> 00:59:47,051
I thought you'd painted this place.

967
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:49,353
I was going to before I
moved in with my friend.

968
00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:56,093
Well, you've got a nice chair.

969
00:59:56,894 --> 00:59:57,928
Thanks.

970
00:59:58,963 --> 01:00:00,097
What color are you going to paint?

971
01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:01,331
Shocking pink.

972
01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:16,981
This man walks into a doctor's office.

973
01:00:17,014 --> 01:00:20,117
He says, "Doctor, I have
a terrible problem.

974
01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:22,019
"I can't remember anything."

975
01:00:22,052 --> 01:00:24,088
And the doctor says,

976
01:00:25,389 --> 01:00:28,425
I mean, the man says,
"I can't think of...

977
01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:31,361
"I don't even remember words.

978
01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:33,297
"I can't retain a word.

979
01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:35,666
"There's nothing that I
say that I can remember."

980
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:37,668
And the doctor says,

981
01:00:37,702 --> 01:00:39,336
"Well, how long have
you had this problem?"

982
01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:41,171
The man says, "What problem?"

983
01:00:50,014 --> 01:00:51,682
That's your best joke.

984
01:00:54,384 --> 01:00:55,953
You'll be all right.

985
01:00:56,453 --> 01:00:58,188
It just takes time.

986
01:01:07,397 --> 01:01:08,799
You want to see something?

987
01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:11,135
Look at this thing. I feel silly.

988
01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:12,302
What if I had a date?

989
01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:13,838
You won't have a date.

990
01:01:13,871 --> 01:01:15,239
I know. I said what if I had a date.

991
01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:16,807
You won't have a date!

992
01:01:16,841 --> 01:01:19,276
I know I said that! I said
what if I had a date?

993
01:01:19,309 --> 01:01:21,746
If you have a date,
I'll be your chauffeur.

994
01:01:22,412 --> 01:01:23,948
All right.

995
01:01:23,981 --> 01:01:26,483
The joke is over.

996
01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:27,952
A bet's a bet.

997
01:01:29,119 --> 01:01:31,055
What... What was this bet?

998
01:01:31,088 --> 01:01:34,491
Oh, I told him if I couldn't get
him his new car by tonight,

999
01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:36,160
I'd be his chauffeur.

1000
01:01:37,494 --> 01:01:38,796
So, where are we going?

1001
01:01:38,829 --> 01:01:39,730
We're going to Mama Dell's.

1002
01:01:41,298 --> 01:01:42,466
You're going on your first date

1003
01:01:42,499 --> 01:01:43,467
to your grandmother's?

1004
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:46,236
No, you silly.

1005
01:01:46,270 --> 01:01:48,038
Charlotte and I made this date,

1006
01:01:48,072 --> 01:01:50,174
and I remembered it was
Mama Dell's birthday.

1007
01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:52,142
So I called her up just to
say hello and I found out

1008
01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:54,945
she's going to be all alone
tonight on her 85th birthday.

1009
01:01:54,979 --> 01:01:56,814
We'll just drop by for
five minutes, that's all.

1010
01:01:56,847 --> 01:01:58,148
Just to have a glass of champagne.

1011
01:01:58,182 --> 01:02:01,351
But I feel terrible because I know
it would mean so much to her.

1012
01:02:01,385 --> 01:02:02,319
You don't mind, do you?

1013
01:02:02,352 --> 01:02:03,788
Of course not.

1014
01:02:05,289 --> 01:02:07,357
You don't feel concerned at all that...

1015
01:02:09,326 --> 01:02:11,128
What?

1016
01:02:11,161 --> 01:02:13,363
Well, I'm just saying, you know...

1017
01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:14,965
You're not worried?

1018
01:02:16,133 --> 01:02:18,202
Didi?

1019
01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:20,037
Didi and Mama Dell don't
even talk to each other.

1020
01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:21,906
Oh. Okay.

1021
01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:25,742
Who's Didi?

1022
01:02:31,816 --> 01:02:32,749
Who's Didi?

1023
01:02:37,521 --> 01:02:38,488
Didi.

1024
01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:44,962
Didi is, uh...

1025
01:02:46,096 --> 01:02:47,798
Didi is, uh...

1026
01:02:47,832 --> 01:02:49,066
Didi is, um...

1027
01:02:51,836 --> 01:02:53,070
Didi is Teddy's other grandmother.

1028
01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:54,338
Oh.

1029
01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:56,874
Funny woman.

1030
01:02:56,907 --> 01:02:59,076
Can't mention her name,
but it makes you laugh.

1031
01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:00,444
What a kidder!

1032
01:03:01,211 --> 01:03:02,346
That Didi.

1033
01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:09,253
Will you do me a favor

1034
01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:11,188
and come up for three minutes, Buddy?

1035
01:03:11,221 --> 01:03:12,923
She loves you. Just
come up for two minutes

1036
01:03:12,957 --> 01:03:14,391
and have a glass of champagne.

1037
01:03:14,424 --> 01:03:15,826
I'll just come up and say
hello and give her a kiss.

1038
01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:17,327
But I can't stay, honestly.

1039
01:03:17,361 --> 01:03:19,229
Okay. All right, I'll
see you in two minutes.

1040
01:03:19,263 --> 01:03:21,365
Driver, you can't park here.

1041
01:03:21,398 --> 01:03:22,532
Oh, come on, pal, don't
give me a hard time.

1042
01:03:22,566 --> 01:03:23,901
I'm just going to be a couple of minutes.

1043
01:03:23,934 --> 01:03:25,269
I'm not giving you a hard time.

1044
01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:28,172
You either move the car,
or I call the police.

1045
01:03:28,205 --> 01:03:29,606
Go ahead. I'll be up.

1046
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:30,407
I'll see you in a little while.
All right.

1047
01:03:45,055 --> 01:03:46,490
You look beautiful tonight.

1048
01:03:46,523 --> 01:03:47,858
Thank you.

1049
01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:51,561
You smell very good. What is it?

1050
01:03:51,595 --> 01:03:53,898
Sandalwood.

1051
01:03:53,931 --> 01:03:55,065
Don't worry. We don't have to stay long.

1052
01:03:55,099 --> 01:03:56,300
She'll understand.

1053
01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:57,267
Is that you, Teddy?

1054
01:03:57,301 --> 01:03:58,402
Mama Dell?

1055
01:03:58,435 --> 01:03:59,536
Come in, honey.

1056
01:03:59,569 --> 01:04:01,205
What's going on here?

1057
01:04:01,238 --> 01:04:04,108
Are you trying to save on
the electricity bills?

1058
01:04:04,141 --> 01:04:05,475
Mama Dell, I'd like you to meet a...

1059
01:04:07,644 --> 01:04:10,948
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

1060
01:04:10,981 --> 01:04:14,251
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

1061
01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:18,255
♪ Happy birthday, ♪
♪ dear Teddy ♪

1062
01:04:18,288 --> 01:04:21,425
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

1063
01:04:22,259 --> 01:04:24,194
Well...

1064
01:04:24,228 --> 01:04:26,330
How do you like that?

1065
01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:29,133
I don't believe it.

1066
01:04:30,567 --> 01:04:33,170
Oh, no, Gilbert!

1067
01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:34,438
What are you doing here?
You're in Arizona!

1068
01:04:34,471 --> 01:04:36,040
Happy birthday, cuz.

1069
01:04:36,073 --> 01:04:37,374
But today isn't my birthday.
Tomorrow's my birthday.

1070
01:04:37,407 --> 01:04:38,909
Ain't no surprise tomorrow.

1071
01:04:38,943 --> 01:04:40,244
What's this guy doing up so late?

1072
01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:41,611
Stevesy, what are you doing up so late?

1073
01:04:41,645 --> 01:04:43,914
It's Steven now. No more Stevesy.

1074
01:04:43,948 --> 01:04:45,182
All right. No more Stevesy.

1075
01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:47,017
- Happy birthday, honey.
- Thank you, thank you.

1076
01:04:47,051 --> 01:04:48,052
Thank you very much.

1077
01:04:48,085 --> 01:04:50,020
You, devil woman!

1078
01:04:50,054 --> 01:04:51,588
Oh, happy birthday.

1079
01:04:51,621 --> 01:04:53,290
What are you doing to me?

1080
01:04:53,323 --> 01:04:55,259
Oh, you should have seen
the look on your face!

1081
01:04:55,292 --> 01:04:57,161
You know why? 'Cause this is
supposed to be your birthday.

1082
01:04:57,194 --> 01:04:58,495
Didi.

1083
01:04:58,528 --> 01:04:59,663
Happy birthday, sweetheart.

1084
01:05:00,697 --> 01:05:01,698
Happy birthday, Daddy.

1085
01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:03,333
My little baby.

1086
01:05:03,367 --> 01:05:05,369
Happy birthday, Daddy.
Another little baby.

1087
01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:07,104
Daddy, you smell good.

1088
01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:11,141
I didn't... Did I introduce you?

1089
01:05:12,142 --> 01:05:13,110
Didi.

1090
01:05:14,178 --> 01:05:16,446
Well, let me introduce you.

1091
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,949
Uh, I was just so overwhelmed.

1092
01:05:18,983 --> 01:05:20,417
I'd like you to meet...

1093
01:05:21,318 --> 01:05:22,452
This is...

1094
01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:25,956
Everybody, please say hello...

1095
01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:30,127
You know, you really caught me
off-guard, you silly people.

1096
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:31,528
No, honestly, you did.

1097
01:05:31,561 --> 01:05:33,063
You're silly.

1098
01:05:33,097 --> 01:05:35,399
You're just silly people.

1099
01:05:35,432 --> 01:05:39,369
Anyway, no, I do want you to say hello...

1100
01:05:39,403 --> 01:05:41,238
I want you to meet... Where's Mama Dell?

1101
01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:42,406
- Where's that girl?
- Buddy!

1102
01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:44,741
Hello, sweetheart!

1103
01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:46,443
Didi! Didi! Hello, darling.

1104
01:05:47,511 --> 01:05:50,047
Hello. Oh, hello, kids.

1105
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,248
Oh, hey! Hello, darling.

1106
01:05:52,616 --> 01:05:55,185
Hey! You lost some weight.
You're looking great.

1107
01:05:55,219 --> 01:05:56,720
I didn't know it was a party.

1108
01:05:56,753 --> 01:05:58,422
Oh, Buddy, we didn't
know you were coming.

1109
01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:01,558
I'm not coming. I mean, I
can't stay, I can't stay.

1110
01:06:01,591 --> 01:06:04,061
I just wanted to come by and
give the birthday girl a kiss.

1111
01:06:04,094 --> 01:06:05,462
Happy birthday, sweetheart.

1112
01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:06,663
Aw.

1113
01:06:08,698 --> 01:06:09,699
Did you say hello, Charlotte?

1114
01:06:10,367 --> 01:06:11,701
Hello.

1115
01:06:11,735 --> 01:06:13,603
This is my sweetheart, Mama Dell.

1116
01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:16,340
This is my sweetheart. I love this girl.

1117
01:06:18,075 --> 01:06:20,377
Hello, Charlotte. Sit down, Charlotte.

1118
01:06:20,410 --> 01:06:22,279
No, no, no, no. We can't stay.

1119
01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:23,413
No, no, no. We've got
tickets to a concert.

1120
01:06:23,447 --> 01:06:26,383
Two minutes. She's crazy about music.

1121
01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:28,318
What can I tell you? She's a
stickler for being on time.

1122
01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:29,553
She's trying to reform me.

1123
01:06:29,586 --> 01:06:31,321
No, darling, we can't, we can't.

1124
01:06:31,355 --> 01:06:34,091
It's a family party.
Everybody, have a good...

1125
01:06:34,124 --> 01:06:36,226
Happy birthday, Teddy. I'll
give you your present tomorrow.

1126
01:06:36,260 --> 01:06:38,462
Honestly. Goodbye, Mama Dell.
Happy birthday!

1127
01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:40,530
Say goodbye. Goodbye, darling. Goodbye.

1128
01:06:40,564 --> 01:06:42,066
Say goodbye, Charlotte.

1129
01:06:42,099 --> 01:06:43,067
Goodbye.

1130
01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:45,702
Goodbye.

1131
01:06:45,735 --> 01:06:47,337
All right, goodbye. Goodbye, everybody.

1132
01:06:51,241 --> 01:06:52,409
Yeah. Daddy, hurry up.

1133
01:06:58,282 --> 01:06:59,216
Whew!

1134
01:07:03,287 --> 01:07:06,056
Hold it! Hold it! I'll be right there.

1135
01:07:06,090 --> 01:07:08,092
Goodbye, sweetheart.
Thanks for everything.

1136
01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:09,193
Bye, cuz. See you tomorrow.

1137
01:07:09,226 --> 01:07:10,794
Happy birthday, Teddy.

1138
01:07:10,827 --> 01:07:13,063
Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.

1139
01:07:13,097 --> 01:07:15,099
- Bye.
- Come back soon.

1140
01:07:15,132 --> 01:07:17,467
Now, I told you you cannot stay up late.

1141
01:07:17,501 --> 01:07:20,170
But let me watch this one show.
No, no, no, no.

1142
01:07:20,204 --> 01:07:22,706
If it's cotton and if it's
blue, you can't go wrong.

1143
01:07:22,739 --> 01:07:24,341
Now, don't go neurotic on me.

1144
01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:25,709
I love that present.

1145
01:07:25,742 --> 01:07:27,711
Teddy! Teddy, I'm really sorry.

1146
01:07:27,744 --> 01:07:29,579
I know it's your birthday. I hate
to come running in the middle

1147
01:07:29,613 --> 01:07:31,315
of your celebration and everything.
What? Say it.

1148
01:07:31,348 --> 01:07:33,417
He's flipped out. I think
he's gonna kill himself.

1149
01:07:33,450 --> 01:07:35,552
Who? I don't know who
you're talking about. Joey.

1150
01:07:35,585 --> 01:07:36,820
She left him! I don't know why!

1151
01:07:36,853 --> 01:07:38,522
Just... Bam! She walked out.

1152
01:07:38,555 --> 01:07:40,657
Where is he? He's across
the street in the car.

1153
01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:42,459
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Oh, no, no.

1154
01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:43,760
Teddy's like the voice of reason.
You did the right thing.

1155
01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:45,129
But it's terrible.

1156
01:07:45,162 --> 01:07:46,230
I'm terrible at this stuff, Didi.

1157
01:07:46,263 --> 01:07:48,365
Oh, Michael.

1158
01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:49,699
Joey, I'm right here.
Will you talk to me?

1159
01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:51,568
She left me, Teddy. I got to kill her!

1160
01:07:51,601 --> 01:07:53,303
Joey calm down.

1161
01:07:53,337 --> 01:07:55,172
Leave me alone so I can kill her! Joey!

1162
01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:56,873
I gotta kill her!

1163
01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:58,308
Joey... I gotta kill her!

1164
01:07:58,342 --> 01:08:00,710
Come here. Calm down. Just calm down.

1165
01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:01,845
Let me kill her. Will you calm down?

1166
01:08:01,878 --> 01:08:03,580
Joey, Joey, it will be all right.

1167
01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:05,482
Take it easy, you stupid bastard!

1168
01:08:07,551 --> 01:08:08,752
I'm done!

1169
01:08:08,785 --> 01:08:09,853
Calm down.

1170
01:08:09,886 --> 01:08:10,820
I'm finished!

1171
01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:14,191
Teddy, should I go home?

1172
01:08:14,224 --> 01:08:15,659
Yes! What?

1173
01:08:16,260 --> 01:08:17,727
Yes, go home!

1174
01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:21,565
Do you have a key?

1175
01:08:21,598 --> 01:08:24,334
Yes! Get the kids out of here!

1176
01:08:24,368 --> 01:08:25,802
All right. Girls, go on.

1177
01:08:25,835 --> 01:08:26,703
I'll... I'll be there in a minute.

1178
01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:30,274
She took my kids again, Teddy!

1179
01:08:30,307 --> 01:08:31,541
It'll be all right, Joe.

1180
01:08:31,575 --> 01:08:33,277
Why did she take my kids again?
I don't know.

1181
01:08:33,310 --> 01:08:35,145
It'll be all right. Come
on, get in the car.

1182
01:08:35,179 --> 01:08:36,146
Buddy, get in the driver's seat.

1183
01:08:37,881 --> 01:08:39,383
Shut up down there!

1184
01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:41,485
Up yours, you half a hard-on!

1185
01:08:41,518 --> 01:08:42,752
Let me get that peckerhead!

1186
01:08:59,869 --> 01:09:01,871
Joey, I know you're in a lot of pain,

1187
01:09:01,905 --> 01:09:03,807
but I want to tell you something.

1188
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,909
No, Teddy, I want to tell you something!

1189
01:09:09,946 --> 01:09:11,681
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

1190
01:09:11,715 --> 01:09:13,450
Oh, no!

1191
01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:16,553
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Oh, no! ♪

1192
01:09:16,586 --> 01:09:20,190
♪ Happy birthday, ♪
♪ dear Teddy ♪
♪ You fucking jerks! ♪

1193
01:09:20,224 --> 01:09:22,192
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

1194
01:09:22,226 --> 01:09:24,428
You're babies! You're little babies!

1195
01:09:24,461 --> 01:09:26,363
You're the biggest assholes
I've ever seen in my life.

1196
01:09:26,396 --> 01:09:28,732
Wait a minute! We never
said we weren't assholes.

1197
01:09:28,765 --> 01:09:31,201
What the hell are we doing?
Where are we going?

1198
01:09:31,235 --> 01:09:32,302
Will somebody tell me that?

1199
01:09:32,336 --> 01:09:34,671
Somebody wants to see you.

1200
01:09:34,704 --> 01:09:37,474
She's modeling from midnight till dawn,

1201
01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:40,210
and she wants you for breakfast.

1202
01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:43,680
What am I supposed to say to her?

1203
01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:46,716
You say, "Hello, angel face.
You want to see my goods?"

1204
01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:48,885
Get out of here. She wants you. Move it.

1205
01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:50,787
It was her idea. Ask Buddy.

1206
01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:52,522
She likes you. Go figure.

1207
01:09:52,556 --> 01:09:54,658
What are you talking about?
Look at that face.

1208
01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:56,860
Look at those eyes, look at the
nose, the way it sparkles.

1209
01:09:56,893 --> 01:09:58,695
What more could you want
in a guy, right, Mikey?

1210
01:09:58,728 --> 01:10:00,664
How am I supposed to know? Ask Buddy.

1211
01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:02,799
Screw Buddy. I can go for him myself

1212
01:10:02,832 --> 01:10:04,868
if he'd just shave his legs
like I keep telling him.

1213
01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:05,902
Shave them!

1214
01:10:07,371 --> 01:10:08,472
Happy birthday, Teddy.

1215
01:10:08,505 --> 01:10:09,706
Happy birthday, pal.

1216
01:10:09,739 --> 01:10:13,243
Hey, Teddy, Teddy. Wait a minute.
Come here a second.

1217
01:10:13,277 --> 01:10:15,345
Look, really, in all seriousness,

1218
01:10:15,379 --> 01:10:16,546
don't get your dick
caught in your zipper.

1219
01:10:18,448 --> 01:10:19,683
You got no taste.

1220
01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,585
Taste? Who wants taste?

1221
01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:24,521
What the hell am I, Charlie the Tuna?
Get outta here.

1222
01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:26,756
Let's go get some action. We're
running out of laughs over here.

1223
01:10:26,790 --> 01:10:28,892
Let's go to the opera,
drop our pants.

1224
01:10:28,925 --> 01:10:34,498
♪ Tender, warm, and serene ♪
♪ are the words ♪

1225
01:10:34,531 --> 01:10:39,636
♪ That might come close ♪
♪ to having ♪

1226
01:10:39,669 --> 01:10:43,440
♪ Remnants of ♪
♪ the feelings ♪

1227
01:10:43,473 --> 01:10:47,711
♪ That we can ♪
♪ no longer hide ♪

1228
01:10:52,382 --> 01:10:57,321
♪ Mighty, shining, ♪
♪ and clear ♪

1229
01:10:57,354 --> 01:11:00,957
♪ Are but ♪
♪ mere expressions ♪

1230
01:11:00,990 --> 01:11:03,427
♪ That don't ♪
♪ come near ♪

1231
01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:08,898
♪ To the ever glowing ♪
♪ eminence of light ♪

1232
01:11:08,932 --> 01:11:12,068
♪ In our eyes ♪

1233
01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:14,037
♪ Tonight ♪

1234
01:11:16,005 --> 01:11:19,075
♪ 'Cause moments ♪
♪ aren't moments ♪

1235
01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:22,078
♪ Until they ♪
♪ are moments ♪

1236
01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:25,982
♪ Like this magic moment ♪
♪ of ours ♪

1237
01:11:27,851 --> 01:11:30,286
♪ And magic's ♪
♪ not magic ♪

1238
01:11:30,887 --> 01:11:33,957
♪ Until it is magic ♪

1239
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:38,795
♪ Like magical love ♪
♪ in our hearts ♪

1240
01:11:38,828 --> 01:11:44,601
♪ Feeling with ♪
♪ tender love-bloom ♪

1241
01:11:46,903 --> 01:11:48,572
♪ Gentle ♪

1242
01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:52,409
♪ Quiet, so soft ♪

1243
01:11:52,442 --> 01:11:54,778
♪ Are the wings of love ♪

1244
01:11:54,811 --> 01:12:00,684
♪ That can send us off ♪
♪ to an ever splendor ♪

1245
01:12:01,951 --> 01:12:05,789
♪ Unknown to all ♪
♪ in our time ♪

1246
01:12:12,061 --> 01:12:13,997
Now, listen here, Teddy bear.

1247
01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:15,799
Four weeks ago,

1248
01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:19,035
I met a cute, available,
old-fashioned guy

1249
01:12:19,803 --> 01:12:20,770
who liked horse riding.

1250
01:12:23,607 --> 01:12:25,509
In one month,

1251
01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:28,812
you got married, you had two daughters,

1252
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,682
and you can't ride a
horse to save your life.

1253
01:12:35,719 --> 01:12:37,621
Don't stare at your shoes. Look at me.

1254
01:12:37,654 --> 01:12:38,655
Because since tonight,

1255
01:12:40,156 --> 01:12:43,793
I want you more than I
ever wanted any other man.

1256
01:12:47,597 --> 01:12:48,832
Can you tell me why?

1257
01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,034
I don't know.

1258
01:13:20,664 --> 01:13:22,198
You've been dreaming about
this for a long time,

1259
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,600
haven't you?

1260
01:13:26,570 --> 01:13:28,137
This isn't a dream anymore.

1261
01:13:29,506 --> 01:13:32,108
This is really happening.

1262
01:13:32,141 --> 01:13:35,745
♪ Baby, let's just ♪
♪ take off our clothes ♪

1263
01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:41,050
♪ And get naked ♪
♪ from our heads to toes ♪

1264
01:13:42,886 --> 01:13:46,623
♪ There's nothing ♪
♪ that we can't share ♪

1265
01:13:47,791 --> 01:13:52,496
♪ Till you drop them ♪
♪ underwear ♪

1266
01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:57,701
♪ Baby, won't you ♪
♪ take off them clothes? ♪

1267
01:13:59,536 --> 01:14:02,472
♪ And let's do it ♪
♪ toe to toe ♪

1268
01:14:04,841 --> 01:14:08,612
♪ I said, baby, ♪
♪ let's take off them clothes ♪

1269
01:14:10,580 --> 01:14:13,182
So, where do you want to break the ice?
Here or in bed?

1270
01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:17,854
Well, let's see.

1271
01:14:19,689 --> 01:14:20,824
I don't mind, really.

1272
01:14:20,857 --> 01:14:24,027
This is nice here. Bed is good.

1273
01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:25,194
The bed might be comfortable,

1274
01:14:25,228 --> 01:14:29,265
but lots of interesting
chairs and stools, couches.

1275
01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:30,967
Come on. Let's get in bed.

1276
01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:54,490
It's a waterbed.

1277
01:14:56,159 --> 01:14:58,161
This should be fun.

1278
01:14:58,194 --> 01:15:01,230
Wait a minute. You're coming to
bed with your shoes and socks?

1279
01:15:01,798 --> 01:15:03,700
Oh, sorry.

1280
01:15:31,327 --> 01:15:32,528
We don't want to start a fire.

1281
01:15:32,562 --> 01:15:35,298
They landed on the lamp. Would
you mind taking them off?

1282
01:15:37,934 --> 01:15:38,968
Sorry.

1283
01:16:18,808 --> 01:16:20,309
Come and get it, cowboy.

1284
01:16:35,158 --> 01:16:36,325
Hello.

1285
01:16:36,359 --> 01:16:37,794
Charlotte.

1286
01:16:40,396 --> 01:16:41,665
Charlotte.

1287
01:16:42,966 --> 01:16:44,300
Yes.

1288
01:16:50,373 --> 01:16:51,975
What is it?

1289
01:16:52,008 --> 01:16:54,110
Nothing. My husband's downstairs.

1290
01:16:54,143 --> 01:16:55,979
Your husband? Yeah. Hurry up, hurry up.

1291
01:16:56,012 --> 01:16:58,147
Come on, get dressed.

1292
01:16:58,181 --> 01:17:00,684
What do you mean, "Hurry up.
Hurry up?" What husband?

1293
01:17:00,717 --> 01:17:03,319
Oh, please, hurry up. He
wasn't due back until Friday.

1294
01:17:03,352 --> 01:17:04,721
But it's only Wednesday.

1295
01:17:04,754 --> 01:17:06,089
Yeah. You want to ask him why?

1296
01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:08,391
He's 6'2" and an airline pilot.

1297
01:17:08,424 --> 01:17:09,893
If he finds you here,
he's going to kill you.

1298
01:17:09,926 --> 01:17:11,094
Get dressed.

1299
01:17:49,398 --> 01:17:51,768
What are you doing in my husband's robe?

1300
01:17:51,801 --> 01:17:53,169
I'm not going to get caught half-dressed.

1301
01:17:53,202 --> 01:17:54,838
This is silly. Why play games?

1302
01:17:54,871 --> 01:17:56,940
I'll talk to him man to man, that's all.

1303
01:17:56,973 --> 01:17:59,943
Are you crazy? He's going
to tear your balls apart.

1304
01:17:59,976 --> 01:18:01,477
What are you doing? Where are we going?

1305
01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:03,246
Quickly, get outside.

1306
01:18:03,279 --> 01:18:05,248
This is a window. Yes,
I know it's a window.

1307
01:18:05,281 --> 01:18:06,916
It's either this or the door.

1308
01:18:06,950 --> 01:18:09,719
You must be joking. That's
100 feet down there.

1309
01:18:09,753 --> 01:18:10,754
Please. I won't be very long.

1310
01:18:10,787 --> 01:18:12,889
Oh, come on, Charlotte.

1311
01:18:12,922 --> 01:18:14,958
Please, I won't be long. He's
probably got a taxi waiting.

1312
01:18:14,991 --> 01:18:15,992
- He never stays.
- Look...

1313
01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:18,928
Just stand out... Just
stand out on the ledge.

1314
01:18:18,962 --> 01:18:20,329
Please, quickly. Don't worry. It's safe.

1315
01:18:20,363 --> 01:18:21,765
Oh, God.

1316
01:18:21,798 --> 01:18:23,299
Just wait for me there.

1317
01:18:23,867 --> 01:18:24,868
Jesus.

1318
01:18:45,521 --> 01:18:47,023
Coming, darling!

1319
01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:22,491
Who is that?

1320
01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:31,400
Oh, my God!

1321
01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:40,409
What's going on?

1322
01:19:53,456 --> 01:19:54,991
Call the fire department!

1323
01:19:55,024 --> 01:19:57,293
There's a man about to
jump off that building!

1324
01:20:15,912 --> 01:20:16,545
What's up, babe? Where are we going?

1325
01:20:16,579 --> 01:20:17,881
Suicide.

1326
01:20:30,093 --> 01:20:32,361
Oh, no, not the ladders!

1327
01:20:32,395 --> 01:20:34,363
It scares them! It makes
them jump every time!

1328
01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:36,165
Get it down! Take it out of there!

1329
01:20:36,199 --> 01:20:37,233
Take it down!

1330
01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:43,172
Come on, people. Let's cooperate here.

1331
01:20:43,206 --> 01:20:45,608
Let's have some cooperation.
This is a dangerous area.

1332
01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:46,609
We've got a man up here on the ledge.

1333
01:20:56,052 --> 01:20:57,586
Come on, give us a break.

1334
01:20:57,620 --> 01:20:58,621
Give us a break, ladies and gentlemen.

1335
01:20:58,654 --> 01:21:00,323
Excuse me.

1336
01:21:00,356 --> 01:21:01,190
The press.

1337
01:21:02,491 --> 01:21:03,526
Excuse me.

1338
01:21:06,963 --> 01:21:07,563
Roger. We got it.

1339
01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:10,166
I got him, I got him.

1340
01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:20,076
All right. Do we have
feed to the network?

1341
01:21:20,109 --> 01:21:22,411
Good. Let's go. Stand by. Counting down.

1342
01:21:22,445 --> 01:21:27,050
5, 4, 3, 2, 1... You're on.

1343
01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:30,386
Good morning. This is Marvin
Kosper, Channel 5 News.

1344
01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:32,621
He looks a little like Daddy.

1345
01:21:32,655 --> 01:21:35,158
...a man was discovered on the
ledge of a ninth floor...

1346
01:21:35,191 --> 01:21:36,960
It does.

1347
01:21:36,993 --> 01:21:39,662
The identity of the man is not yet known.

1348
01:21:39,695 --> 01:21:42,365
The police have arrived and
fire department suicide team,

1349
01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:45,234
plus a substantial crowd.

1350
01:21:45,268 --> 01:21:47,971
All of us waiting here in
the small courtyard below

1351
01:21:48,004 --> 01:21:50,673
are very unclear as to what
the man's motives are.

1352
01:21:51,540 --> 01:21:53,542
He appears relaxed.

1353
01:21:53,576 --> 01:21:56,179
In fact, he's seated on a
small windowsill right now,

1354
01:21:56,212 --> 01:21:58,181
smoking a cigarette,

1355
01:21:58,214 --> 01:22:00,416
but he looks disturbed by all
the attention he's getting,

1356
01:22:00,449 --> 01:22:03,519
as he hides his face and
waves the crowd away.

1357
01:22:03,552 --> 01:22:05,588
The police are more concerned
about controlling the crowd

1358
01:22:05,621 --> 01:22:08,024
who are now calling for the man to jump.

1359
01:22:08,057 --> 01:22:09,658
The question being asked here today

1360
01:22:09,692 --> 01:22:12,395
is whether this man does or does
not want to commit suicide.

1361
01:22:13,196 --> 01:22:14,297
Oh, Teddy.

1362
01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:18,501
1, 2, 3.

1363
01:22:21,404 --> 01:22:23,006
It'll be all right!

1364
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:25,975
We'll catch you!

1365
01:22:28,044 --> 01:22:29,178
Jump.

1366
01:22:30,379 --> 01:22:32,081
Okay, stop, stop.

1367
01:22:32,781 --> 01:22:34,050
Dive!

1368
01:22:35,018 --> 01:22:36,252
Dive!

1369
01:22:43,726 --> 01:22:45,228
Oh, baby.

1370
01:22:45,261 --> 01:22:46,162
Oh, so good.

1371
01:22:57,140 --> 01:23:00,076
Ah! Yes, yes!

1372
01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:08,017
What the hell am I doing?

1373
01:23:09,085 --> 01:23:10,586
I have a wonderful wife.

1374
01:23:11,454 --> 01:23:14,757
Jump! Jump!

1375
01:23:14,790 --> 01:23:17,226
I could have thrown my whole life away,

1376
01:23:17,260 --> 01:23:18,461
and for what?

1377
01:23:19,095 --> 01:23:20,063
A piece of ass.

1378
01:23:20,829 --> 01:23:22,265
Jump!

1379
01:23:36,212 --> 01:23:37,713
What's that girl doing?

1380
01:23:37,746 --> 01:23:40,383
What is she doing, taking more pictures?

1381
01:23:40,416 --> 01:23:42,418
Aw, no! Give me a break!

1382
01:23:43,686 --> 01:23:47,323
She is cute, though. Look at those legs.

1383
01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:48,791
Hey, come on, now.

1384
01:23:48,824 --> 01:23:50,693
Stop it. None of that stuff.

1385
01:23:50,726 --> 01:23:53,262
I made a mistake, I learned my lesson,

1386
01:23:53,296 --> 01:23:55,598
and I will never do it again.

1387
01:23:55,631 --> 01:23:57,366
♪ Baby, it's you ♪

1388
01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:02,238
♪ Nobody has to tell me so ♪

1389
01:24:02,271 --> 01:24:05,574
♪ It's you ♪
♪ It's you ♪

1390
01:24:05,608 --> 01:24:08,177
♪ And you're that angel sent ♪
♪ from heaven above ♪

1391
01:24:08,211 --> 01:24:10,179
♪ It's you ♪

1392
01:24:12,215 --> 01:24:14,717
♪ Nobody has to tell me so ♪

1393
01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:17,253
♪ It's you ♪

1394
01:24:18,521 --> 01:24:22,691
♪ You're that angel sent ♪
♪ from heaven above for me ♪

1395
01:24:22,725 --> 01:24:24,427
♪ For you ♪

1396
01:24:24,460 --> 01:24:27,830
♪ And you for me ♪

1397
01:24:28,764 --> 01:24:31,167
♪ If only I had not waited ♪

1398
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:32,835
♪ I would have picked ♪
♪ the wrong one ♪

1399
01:24:35,271 --> 01:24:37,406
♪ If only I had not waited ♪

1400
01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:40,476
♪ My life would be undone ♪

1401
01:24:41,610 --> 01:24:43,812
♪ If only I had not waited ♪

1402
01:24:43,846 --> 01:24:46,115
♪ I would have picked ♪
♪ the wrong one ♪

1403
01:24:48,284 --> 01:24:51,587
♪ If only I had not waited ♪
♪ for you ♪

1404
01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:09,272
♪ I just called ♪

1405
01:25:09,305 --> 01:25:11,440
♪ To say ♪

1406
01:25:11,474 --> 01:25:13,709
♪ I love you ♪

1407
01:25:15,244 --> 01:25:17,112
♪ I just called ♪

1408
01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:21,184
♪ To say how much I care ♪

1409
01:25:21,217 --> 01:25:22,751
♪ I do ♪

1410
01:25:23,552 --> 01:25:25,254
♪ I just called ♪

1411
01:25:26,222 --> 01:25:27,723
♪ To say ♪

1412
01:25:28,391 --> 01:25:32,395
♪ I love you ♪

1413
01:25:32,428 --> 01:25:38,601
♪ And I mean it from ♪
♪ the bottom of my heart ♪

1414
01:25:40,503 --> 01:25:42,505
♪ I just called ♪

1415
01:25:42,938 --> 01:25:45,241
♪ To say ♪

1416
01:25:45,274 --> 01:25:47,610
♪ I love you ♪

1417
01:25:48,811 --> 01:25:50,713
♪ I just called ♪

1418
01:25:51,614 --> 01:25:54,883
♪ To say how much I care ♪

1419
01:25:55,618 --> 01:25:56,685
♪ I do ♪

1420
01:25:57,420 --> 01:25:58,887
♪ I just called ♪

1421
01:25:59,655 --> 01:26:02,191
♪ To say ♪

1422
01:26:02,225 --> 01:26:06,229
♪ I love you ♪

1423
01:26:06,262 --> 01:26:12,401
♪ And I mean it from ♪
♪ the bottom of my heart ♪

1424
01:26:13,302 --> 01:26:16,372
♪ Of my heart ♪

1425
01:26:17,806 --> 01:26:21,710
♪ Baby, of my heart ♪