1 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:34,758 Mike! 1 00:01:35,458 --> 00:01:36,888 Mike! 2 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:39,160 You're gonna sweep the pool? 3 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:44,964 - Why? - Because people wanna swim. 4 00:02:02,126 --> 00:02:03,782 How're you feeling today, ma? 5 00:02:03,783 --> 00:02:05,682 - Feeling great today, Mike. - Good. 6 00:02:07,539 --> 00:02:09,970 - Where's dad? - Crossword. 7 00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:17,580 - Checking out of 202. - How was your stay, Mr. Edmond? 8 00:02:17,581 --> 00:02:20,302 - Fine, thanks. - Thank you so much. 9 00:03:01,465 --> 00:03:05,819 - So 2 nights, preferably upstairs. - Oh sure. 10 00:03:09,258 --> 00:03:10,977 - Let's see, smoking or non-smoking? - Non-smoking. 11 00:03:11,432 --> 00:03:14,111 - I got you into 203. - Okay. 12 00:03:14,112 --> 00:03:18,715 Nice room. Oh this is our snack-bar, the prices are on the wall. 13 00:03:23,923 --> 00:03:25,209 Sorry. 14 00:03:26,261 --> 00:03:29,292 There you go. Thank you. 15 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:35,340 Anything else you should need, just give me a call. 16 00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:37,140 Thank you very much. 17 00:03:37,141 --> 00:03:40,150 - Do you need help with your bags? - No, I'm fine. 18 00:03:45,071 --> 00:03:48,842 110's called twice to complain that 111's making too much noise. 19 00:03:48,843 --> 00:03:50,930 Yeah, what kinda noise? 20 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:53,917 Not that kinda noise Mike, now get your mind outta the gutter. 21 00:03:54,518 --> 00:03:57,903 Apparently 111's got some sort of grinder in there. 22 00:03:57,945 --> 00:03:59,809 I thought you said to get my mind outta the gutter? 23 00:03:59,810 --> 00:04:01,929 Don't be gross, Mike. 24 00:04:02,639 --> 00:04:05,540 - Get some sleep, you look tired. - I'm not tired. 25 00:04:05,541 --> 00:04:08,387 - You look tired. - You're the one who's sick, ma. 26 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:10,596 Now that's a nice thing to say. 27 00:04:10,597 --> 00:04:13,412 Sorry. I love you. 28 00:04:13,413 --> 00:04:15,951 - Love you too. - Good night, dad. 29 00:04:15,952 --> 00:04:17,251 All right. 30 00:05:16,729 --> 00:05:19,155 - Who is it? - Management. 31 00:05:20,308 --> 00:05:24,430 - What? - Management. Welcome gift. 32 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,073 - Hi. - Hi. 33 00:05:34,074 --> 00:05:38,524 I have your complimentary bottle, welcome gift. 34 00:05:39,149 --> 00:05:41,602 Wine. It's on the house. 35 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:46,777 I'm uh, oh, Mike. And I am with management. 36 00:05:46,778 --> 00:05:50,290 - Nice to meet you, Mike. - Oh it's... uh... my pleasure. 37 00:05:51,228 --> 00:05:53,476 So, where would you like it? 38 00:05:53,477 --> 00:05:56,025 You know what I can just, I can just take it. 39 00:05:56,126 --> 00:05:58,426 Oh, okay. 40 00:05:58,879 --> 00:06:02,722 Do you uh, I'm sorry. Would you like me to open it? For you? 41 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:07,843 I mean. Yeah, cause sometimes guests don't have screws. Or, screws. 42 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,880 Yeah, okay, sure. 43 00:06:14,503 --> 00:06:16,424 Just close this here. 44 00:06:19,153 --> 00:06:20,897 Thanks. 45 00:06:27,324 --> 00:06:29,669 Anything interesting tonight? 46 00:06:30,001 --> 00:06:32,393 I haven't really been paying attention. 47 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,454 I know the feeling. 48 00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:40,401 You know, there should be cups in the bathroom. 49 00:06:56,190 --> 00:07:00,776 - Completely sanitary. - That's good. 50 00:07:09,922 --> 00:07:12,526 Wine is delicious. 51 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:23,128 Shall I? 52 00:07:23,624 --> 00:07:25,529 Okay, sure. 53 00:07:39,104 --> 00:07:40,807 Pretty good year. 54 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:45,749 Sometimes guests like me to join in and have a taste. 55 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:49,434 - Is that right? - Not always but... often. 56 00:07:49,891 --> 00:07:53,808 - Should be another cup in the bathroom. - I should get to work Mike, so... 57 00:07:53,809 --> 00:07:56,707 - What do you do? - I sell paintings. 58 00:07:56,708 --> 00:08:00,413 Really? I love paintings. What kind? 59 00:08:00,584 --> 00:08:02,418 That kind. 60 00:08:03,994 --> 00:08:08,448 Oooooh. How nice. So that's what you're doing in town. 61 00:08:08,449 --> 00:08:11,140 I give presentations tomorrow and then I fly out the next morning. 62 00:08:11,141 --> 00:08:13,442 What's the name of... the company that you work for? 63 00:08:13,443 --> 00:08:15,242 It's called Corporate Bliss. 64 00:08:15,243 --> 00:08:19,215 - And where you guys HQ? - Maryland. 65 00:08:19,216 --> 00:08:23,546 Nice. Wait! 'Maryland, is for lovers'. 66 00:08:23,886 --> 00:08:26,941 It's Virginia, actually 'Virginia is for lovers'. 67 00:08:27,121 --> 00:08:29,231 - 'Maryland is for crabs'. - Yeah, you're right. 68 00:08:29,232 --> 00:08:31,392 - Okay Mike... - Okay, I gotta get back to work. 69 00:08:31,393 --> 00:08:33,353 Oh, solitaire, great game. 70 00:08:34,186 --> 00:08:39,485 Okay, I'm gonna be down in the lobby till 11, then in my apartment after that. 71 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:41,771 But I can always be reached by a front door buzzer. 72 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:44,656 From then on. Just take it easy on your solitaire problem. 73 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:46,680 - Yeah, have a great night. - Good night! 74 00:09:10,012 --> 00:09:12,209 ...laundry room and then I came down here into the lobby, 75 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:14,609 and that's when I realized that your establishment 76 00:09:14,610 --> 00:09:17,007 doesn't have any options for recycling. 77 00:09:17,008 --> 00:09:20,523 You're absolutely right, we don't. Which I apologize for. 78 00:09:20,524 --> 00:09:22,510 It's something we're working on. 79 00:09:22,511 --> 00:09:25,454 But as you may know the Kingman area has been a little slow... 80 00:09:25,455 --> 00:09:28,197 to fully embrace the recycling issue. 81 00:09:28,528 --> 00:09:31,792 - It's been voted on to... - What should I do with this bottle? 82 00:09:31,793 --> 00:09:35,673 - Well, uh... - I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, 83 00:09:35,674 --> 00:09:38,654 but this is something that I'm just, I'm very passionate about. 84 00:09:38,655 --> 00:09:40,803 - Recycling? - Yes, recycling. 85 00:09:40,804 --> 00:09:42,477 Let me take it. I'll do it. 86 00:09:42,478 --> 00:09:47,064 I was gonna make a recycling round anyway. 87 00:09:48,181 --> 00:09:50,653 Well, that's nice of you. 88 00:09:50,654 --> 00:09:55,047 This is my son Michael, he is the official night manager. 89 00:09:57,119 --> 00:10:00,722 Thank you. It's very nice of you. 90 00:10:00,723 --> 00:10:06,050 You bet. I'll just be out the back here with all my other ones. 91 00:10:06,203 --> 00:10:08,938 I got a pretty good, big pile... 92 00:10:31,696 --> 00:10:34,068 - Who is it? - Mike. 93 00:10:34,069 --> 00:10:35,929 Oh god. 94 00:10:39,582 --> 00:10:42,537 - Champagne. - Why? 95 00:10:42,538 --> 00:10:46,484 We give it to all our guests who stay for two nights. 96 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,822 Wow, that's a pretty good deal. 97 00:10:48,823 --> 00:10:51,974 Did you and your mom come up with that on your own? 98 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,644 So shall I? 99 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,324 Why not? 100 00:11:02,319 --> 00:11:09,286 R�serve. You know, they're always at the same place. The cups. 101 00:11:56,693 --> 00:11:58,395 Thank you. 102 00:11:58,764 --> 00:12:03,569 - Do you make a toast, Mike? - Hm, yeah, sure. 103 00:12:03,678 --> 00:12:06,221 - You're Sue, right? - Yeah. 104 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:11,380 Here's to... people being happy! 105 00:12:21,858 --> 00:12:24,273 How were your presentations today? 106 00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,515 Average. 107 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,254 You have a great butt. 108 00:12:38,668 --> 00:12:41,963 I noticed the moment you checked in and... 109 00:12:44,252 --> 00:12:45,541 Thank you. 110 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:50,476 - Hope that isn't too, you know... - No. I mean yeah, but... 111 00:12:50,759 --> 00:12:52,821 Thank you. 112 00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:56,370 - Do you do this a lot, Mike? - No. 113 00:12:56,371 --> 00:12:58,963 - Sometimes? - Fairly rarely. 114 00:12:58,964 --> 00:13:01,484 - Does it ever work? - Never. 115 00:13:02,331 --> 00:13:05,817 What would constitute having it work? 116 00:13:07,494 --> 00:13:10,676 Us having sex? 117 00:13:11,363 --> 00:13:13,753 You getting to touch my butt? 118 00:13:15,288 --> 00:13:17,868 That would... yeah... 119 00:13:17,869 --> 00:13:25,549 I'd consider that... fairly... constitution... 120 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,150 Okay. 121 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:38,122 You can touch my butt but then you gotta go. 122 00:13:52,978 --> 00:13:55,973 - Okay. - Are you serious? 123 00:13:55,974 --> 00:13:59,556 Yeah, touch it and go, Mike! Just touch and go. 124 00:14:23,681 --> 00:14:25,550 - You're sure from Maryland? - Yeah. 125 00:14:25,551 --> 00:14:28,530 - Where about? - Columbia. What about you? 126 00:14:28,531 --> 00:14:31,155 Here. Kingman. 127 00:14:33,419 --> 00:14:35,229 It's very warm. 128 00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:40,949 Okay, Mike. I got an early plane to catch and well... 129 00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:42,606 Yeah, me too. Okay. 130 00:14:42,607 --> 00:14:44,716 - Bye bye now. - Bye. 131 00:15:14,827 --> 00:15:21,258 Mom? Hi, it's me. I'm just checking in. I'm in Kingman, Arizona. 132 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:28,302 Okay, that's it. I love you and I miss you. Okay. 133 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:59,836 - Hi Sue. - Hi. 134 00:16:02,008 --> 00:16:04,294 I was wondering if... 135 00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:08,681 I could snag your cellphone number or your email before you left? 136 00:16:09,725 --> 00:16:13,389 - I don't think so, Mike. - Why not? 137 00:16:13,818 --> 00:16:15,921 Ah... not my style. 138 00:16:16,311 --> 00:16:21,208 But... we... you know, I uh, touched your butt. 139 00:16:22,141 --> 00:16:25,117 I know. And it was nice. 140 00:16:25,863 --> 00:16:28,502 I just think that's all she wrote. 141 00:17:49,619 --> 00:17:51,230 That was... 142 00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:09,468 - Mike, are those high boots? - Yeah. 143 00:18:09,469 --> 00:18:11,568 You're not gonna get these off. 144 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,038 - Hi. - Hi. 145 00:18:50,251 --> 00:18:54,038 - You're all checked out? - Yeah, I did it with your wife. 146 00:18:54,039 --> 00:18:56,338 Earlier. 147 00:19:04,564 --> 00:19:08,576 Hey, dad. Oh! Come back and see us some time. 148 00:19:08,577 --> 00:19:11,087 Mhm, yeah, now you know it all depends on work. 149 00:19:32,791 --> 00:19:38,350 - What was that all about? - She sells motel paintings. 150 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:50,705 Mike, the heat's out in 118. 151 00:20:19,778 --> 00:20:21,233 Thank you for calling Last Minute Flights. 152 00:20:21,234 --> 00:20:22,189 I'd like to book a... 153 00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:24,589 - Your call is important to us... - Fuck! 154 00:20:29,508 --> 00:20:33,759 Please continue to hold. Your call will be answered in the order it is... 155 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,360 Okay Mike, now or never. 156 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,875 I'm gonna do it! 157 00:20:37,876 --> 00:20:40,850 Hello, Last Minute Flights, how may I assist you? 158 00:20:41,215 --> 00:20:44,812 Hi! Yeah! I'd like to book a one-way cash ticket 159 00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:50,310 for as fast as possible from Phoenix to Baltimore. Got it? 160 00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:40,157 - Hi, I'm here to see Sue Claussen. - Is she expecting you? 161 00:21:40,158 --> 00:21:44,221 - Um yeah, I left a couple messages. - Messages regarding...? 162 00:21:44,222 --> 00:21:48,167 Regarding Sue, telling her I was in town. I'm an old friend. 163 00:21:48,819 --> 00:21:51,658 I see. 164 00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:00,334 Sue, hi! 165 00:22:03,057 --> 00:22:07,240 - What're you doing here? - I was wondering if we could talk. 166 00:22:07,241 --> 00:22:09,228 - Why are you here? - I... 167 00:22:09,229 --> 00:22:12,593 called twice, did you get the messages? 168 00:22:12,594 --> 00:22:15,725 You know what guys, I'm sorry, why don't you go ahead. 169 00:22:15,726 --> 00:22:18,336 - Are you sure, Sue? - Yes, good, go. 170 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,437 Good. 171 00:22:24,607 --> 00:22:27,754 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah. 172 00:22:29,195 --> 00:22:31,603 This is completely inappropriate. 173 00:22:31,881 --> 00:22:34,113 - Um... - This is like a violation. 174 00:22:34,114 --> 00:22:36,038 - I wasn't trying to violate... - Yes you did. 175 00:22:36,039 --> 00:22:38,793 You are. You're violating my personal space, 176 00:22:38,794 --> 00:22:41,080 you're violating my personal life. 177 00:22:41,081 --> 00:22:44,039 I can't do this, I have to be somewhere I'm late. 178 00:22:44,054 --> 00:22:46,364 It's five o'clock what can you be late for? 179 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,365 I have an event. 180 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,499 You have an event? What kind of an event? 181 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,974 I can't tell you. 182 00:22:53,380 --> 00:22:55,115 Can I come? 183 00:23:30,725 --> 00:23:33,438 Here. Come on you need it. 184 00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:38,768 - You do this every week? - Yeah. 185 00:23:38,989 --> 00:23:41,373 You're really good at it. 186 00:23:45,287 --> 00:23:47,939 - You can't stay, Mike. - Why not? 187 00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:49,904 Cause it's insane. 188 00:23:49,905 --> 00:23:54,080 I let you touch my butt and then you fly halfway across the country. 189 00:23:54,081 --> 00:23:57,040 Well it was much more than a butt touch. 190 00:24:00,963 --> 00:24:04,102 Still you can't stay. I've got a lot of work to do. 191 00:24:04,103 --> 00:24:06,229 Well, how much stuff can you do in one night? 192 00:24:06,230 --> 00:24:07,629 A lot. 193 00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:12,279 Like what? You got out with friends or...? 194 00:24:14,058 --> 00:24:16,531 You see that girl over there? 195 00:24:16,771 --> 00:24:20,841 She works for Burger King. She gives me vouchers every week. 196 00:24:20,842 --> 00:24:22,616 And I pass them out. 197 00:24:22,617 --> 00:24:24,317 That's what I do. 198 00:24:33,157 --> 00:24:39,533 I just wanna let you know. If you want me to leave tomorrow, I will, I promise. 199 00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:45,621 - Hey guys! - Sue is here. 200 00:24:47,670 --> 00:24:54,261 Whopper. Whopper. Whopper. Whopper. Whopper. 201 00:24:55,423 --> 00:24:58,208 Okay, Chicken Tenders. 202 00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:02,894 Careful. Easy, easy, easy. Easy. 203 00:25:02,895 --> 00:25:05,414 Here you go, Chicken Tender. 204 00:25:06,229 --> 00:25:08,856 Ok. BK veggie burger. 205 00:25:09,689 --> 00:25:13,466 - Not that, Sue. - Come on, it's supposed to be delicious. 206 00:25:13,467 --> 00:25:14,577 I don't think so... 207 00:25:14,578 --> 00:25:18,187 Come on guys, it's got soya in it, it's good, it's really good. 208 00:25:18,732 --> 00:25:21,282 Fine, I'll take one. 209 00:25:21,283 --> 00:25:23,330 All right, hey, who wants a powerade? All right. 210 00:25:30,090 --> 00:25:33,554 - This is nice. - Thanks. I've been here 2 years. 211 00:25:39,082 --> 00:25:43,097 - Compact fluorescents. - Oh. Bummer. 212 00:25:46,969 --> 00:25:49,623 So I think I'm gonna, go to sleep. 213 00:25:49,827 --> 00:25:52,340 You want me to touch your butt first? 214 00:25:53,883 --> 00:25:57,277 No. I only do that when I'm travelling. 215 00:25:58,719 --> 00:26:00,379 Right. 216 00:26:02,417 --> 00:26:05,774 So do you... are you alone here in Maryland... 217 00:26:05,775 --> 00:26:07,364 or do you have relatives around or...? 218 00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:09,852 My mom... she's over in Laurel. 219 00:26:09,853 --> 00:26:14,282 - That! Her name is Mary. - What's she do? 220 00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:17,532 She sells insurance to deaf people. 221 00:26:18,943 --> 00:26:21,272 Nice sweatsuit. 222 00:26:24,914 --> 00:26:26,626 I don't want you to take this the wrong way 223 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:30,239 but I think, we probably shouldn't sleep in the same bed. 224 00:26:31,429 --> 00:26:33,452 It's a good call. 225 00:27:44,769 --> 00:27:47,321 So is your return ticket all set? 226 00:27:49,883 --> 00:27:53,552 - I actually don't have one. - You don't have a return ticket? 227 00:27:53,726 --> 00:27:56,245 - I bought a one-way. - Why? 228 00:27:56,669 --> 00:27:59,759 - That's completely unacceptable, Mike. - I know. 229 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:00,959 You need to buy one. 230 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,058 I know, I'm sorry. I didn't have enough money. 231 00:28:04,419 --> 00:28:07,451 - What? - I only had enough for a one-way. 232 00:28:07,452 --> 00:28:10,308 And I thought, I thought, I'm just gonna go for it. 233 00:28:11,109 --> 00:28:12,865 - With me? - Yes. 234 00:28:14,266 --> 00:28:18,262 - It was a far-flung notion. - That was a fucking stupid notion. 235 00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:20,780 - I guess. - I'll lend you the money. 236 00:28:20,781 --> 00:28:22,960 - No, you don't have to do that! - Yeah, well I'm going to. 237 00:28:22,961 --> 00:28:27,730 Okay, hey, would you first consider taking a morning off from work? 238 00:28:27,731 --> 00:28:30,855 - No. - We can hang out and then I'll leave. 239 00:28:30,856 --> 00:28:33,326 If I don't you can... mace me. 240 00:28:33,327 --> 00:28:36,898 - You're insane. - We could go to the zoo, that'd be fun. 241 00:28:36,899 --> 00:28:40,937 - Mike, zoos suck. - Okay, then we'll do something else. 242 00:28:40,938 --> 00:28:44,563 Come on Sue, take a day off from work, you look like you could use it. 243 00:28:46,399 --> 00:28:48,217 I do? 244 00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:03,450 Have me buzz those people, come on, let me take it! 245 00:29:04,819 --> 00:29:06,653 Not too hard okay? 246 00:29:14,109 --> 00:29:15,927 You shouldn't smoke. 247 00:29:16,093 --> 00:29:18,118 I'm done. Forever. I'm serious. 248 00:29:18,119 --> 00:29:21,829 No, you don't... hey! You don't need to do that. 249 00:29:21,830 --> 00:29:23,228 Yeah but I am, I'm done. 250 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,647 It's time. 251 00:29:26,842 --> 00:29:31,551 Let's see if I understand something. Do you think that you like me, Mike? 252 00:29:31,552 --> 00:29:34,328 - Yes. - Why? 253 00:29:35,044 --> 00:29:36,863 Cause you have style. 254 00:29:37,426 --> 00:29:38,547 - No I don't. - Yeah you do. 255 00:29:38,548 --> 00:29:41,048 - No, no. I don't. - Yeah. 256 00:29:41,464 --> 00:29:44,718 You give away 30% of your income. 257 00:29:45,778 --> 00:29:50,083 - You would to if you'd, make... more. - No I wouldn't. 258 00:29:50,787 --> 00:29:53,106 You're also incredibly sweet. 259 00:29:57,024 --> 00:30:03,142 - Well beneath... - Beneath what? 260 00:30:04,035 --> 00:30:06,458 Beneath the part of you that's not. 261 00:30:11,112 --> 00:30:12,880 I'm gonna get you bus. 262 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,041 - I'll pay you back for the ticket. - Don't worry about it. 263 00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:28,511 So will I ever see you again? 264 00:30:28,822 --> 00:30:31,566 That wouldn't be good for you, Mike. I'm not good with people. 265 00:30:31,567 --> 00:30:33,986 - No, that's not true. - Yeah, I know it is. 266 00:30:33,987 --> 00:30:38,912 No, it's not. What about those homeless guys? They love you. 267 00:30:40,249 --> 00:30:42,776 What about the soccer gals? 268 00:30:45,608 --> 00:30:47,367 What about me? 269 00:31:04,467 --> 00:31:06,895 Okay, buddy, all aboard. 270 00:31:08,743 --> 00:31:12,510 Hey, Mike, I think you better go on the bus. 271 00:31:57,691 --> 00:32:01,439 Hey Sue, it's Mike. Calling, again, I'm trying not to call too much but, 272 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,957 I just wanted to make sure that you got the poem that I sent last week 273 00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:07,439 you know, the sort of an elongated haiku thing... 274 00:32:09,345 --> 00:32:11,876 Anyway, you know my home number and of course the front desk. 275 00:32:11,877 --> 00:32:15,174 But seriously, you should call cause I'm definitely around. 276 00:32:16,140 --> 00:32:18,754 Anyway, talk to you later, I hope, bye. 277 00:33:05,094 --> 00:33:07,502 I thought you were gonna quit smoking? 278 00:33:13,016 --> 00:33:14,874 I just did. 279 00:33:18,238 --> 00:33:20,033 What are you doing here? 280 00:33:21,126 --> 00:33:22,524 Work. 281 00:33:24,576 --> 00:33:28,817 - Hey, did you, did you get my haiku? - The elongated one? 282 00:33:29,718 --> 00:33:32,818 - Yeah. - Yeah. 283 00:33:34,483 --> 00:33:36,046 It was nice. 284 00:33:38,075 --> 00:33:41,330 So you're just uh, passing through? 285 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:44,706 Yeah, fly out from Phoenix tomorrow. 286 00:33:45,019 --> 00:33:47,823 - Here, I'll take it. - Oh, thank you. 287 00:33:47,824 --> 00:33:53,429 So, this must be a really good region for corporate art sales? 288 00:33:54,124 --> 00:33:56,424 Yes, it is. 289 00:33:59,702 --> 00:34:03,735 Hey, I'm supposed to go to this yoga class later. 290 00:34:04,979 --> 00:34:07,594 Would you like to come with me? 291 00:34:29,018 --> 00:34:32,031 - Do you have a boyfriend Sue? - No. 292 00:34:32,032 --> 00:34:36,612 - Did you, recently? - Yes. 293 00:34:37,323 --> 00:34:39,739 - What was his name? - Jango. 294 00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:44,324 - He was an ex-punk. - Ex, like ex-punk? 295 00:34:44,325 --> 00:34:46,080 Ex rock-punk. 296 00:34:46,825 --> 00:34:49,358 We broke up when he moved away. 297 00:34:49,359 --> 00:34:50,521 Why did he leave? 298 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:56,123 To open the Pacific northwest branch of his organic yoghurt company. 299 00:34:56,124 --> 00:34:58,007 - He's the president. - Here you go. 300 00:34:58,008 --> 00:34:59,308 Thank you. 301 00:35:02,009 --> 00:35:03,175 Thanks. 302 00:35:03,176 --> 00:35:06,508 - So how is your job these days? - It's okay. 303 00:35:06,509 --> 00:35:11,177 - But it's not your fantasy job. - I don't really do fantasy about it. 304 00:35:11,178 --> 00:35:14,313 If you could close your eyes and pick anything what would it be? 305 00:35:16,273 --> 00:35:18,521 But you gotta close your eyes otherwise it's not gonna work. 306 00:35:19,222 --> 00:35:21,522 Okay. 307 00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:27,347 To run a full service state of the art soup kitchen. 308 00:35:27,348 --> 00:35:33,172 Multiple housing units upstairs, recreational facilities in the basement, 309 00:35:33,193 --> 00:35:35,106 job outreach. 310 00:35:35,107 --> 00:35:36,611 Midnight basketball. 311 00:35:36,612 --> 00:35:40,982 - Good soup. - Excellent soup, first and foremost. 312 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,536 What about kids, you wanna have kids? 313 00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:49,556 You know what was really great about that yoga class? 314 00:35:50,681 --> 00:35:53,479 It was the breathing stuff. 315 00:35:53,672 --> 00:35:56,311 - I don't do that. - Breathe? 316 00:35:56,312 --> 00:36:03,679 There are days where I have to instruct my heart to request additional air. 317 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:11,175 And I have to tell myself: 'Breathe, Sue'. 318 00:36:11,176 --> 00:36:13,441 'Just keep breathing'. 319 00:36:15,725 --> 00:36:17,779 Yes, I want kids. 320 00:36:17,780 --> 00:36:20,204 Were you not sure when I asked? 321 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:30,056 I just don't think that I've ever been asked. That way. Before. 322 00:36:31,145 --> 00:36:35,876 Can I ask one more question? Then I'm done, I swear. 323 00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:41,839 Will you come visit my mom with me on the way home? 324 00:36:41,977 --> 00:36:46,042 She's sick and I um, I promised I'd stop by. 325 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:51,176 Here, these are for you. There was a flower show downtown. 326 00:36:51,177 --> 00:36:53,978 That's nice of you. 327 00:36:55,917 --> 00:37:00,243 Hey ma, Sue flew in from Baltimore just this morning. 328 00:37:00,244 --> 00:37:04,115 - What do you do, Sue? - I sell corporate decorative art. 329 00:37:05,607 --> 00:37:06,689 I've met you before. 330 00:37:06,690 --> 00:37:09,572 Yeah, you know, she stayed at the motel, ma. 331 00:37:09,573 --> 00:37:10,728 That's how we met. 332 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:15,149 - And where you're from originally? - Uh, I'm from Columbia. Maryland. 333 00:37:15,153 --> 00:37:21,003 - Do you come from a good family? - Uhm, no not really. 334 00:37:21,004 --> 00:37:25,316 Is there something specifically wrong with your family? 335 00:37:25,317 --> 00:37:29,835 Uh, well my father lives in ashram, in northern California. 336 00:37:29,836 --> 00:37:34,117 Pretty much sums up everything. About, you know... 337 00:37:34,655 --> 00:37:37,002 He once forgot to pick me up from gymnastics. 338 00:37:37,203 --> 00:37:38,749 For an entire night. 339 00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:41,078 That's quite a lotta somersaults. 340 00:37:42,652 --> 00:37:45,006 I didn't care. I didn't. 341 00:37:45,007 --> 00:37:50,060 It really just explains more about him, um, than it does about me. 342 00:37:52,716 --> 00:37:56,481 - Could you hand me those pills, Mike? - Which ones? 343 00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:58,252 The ones on the left, Mike. 344 00:38:05,367 --> 00:38:08,453 Can I talk to my son in private for a moment? 345 00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:11,839 Did I, did I say something wrong? 346 00:38:12,095 --> 00:38:15,919 Not at all. It'll just be a moment. 347 00:38:17,621 --> 00:38:19,921 Okay. 348 00:38:25,543 --> 00:38:28,694 - I like her. - Really? 349 00:38:29,147 --> 00:38:34,470 She's a bit of a long shot. But then she's logical. 350 00:38:34,471 --> 00:38:37,651 In an emotionally annihilated kinda way. 351 00:38:37,698 --> 00:38:42,780 But that's okay, underneath there is a heart of... 352 00:38:42,781 --> 00:38:45,557 - Gold? - No, I wouldn't say gold. 353 00:38:45,666 --> 00:38:49,162 Maybe made of... leather. 354 00:38:50,386 --> 00:38:55,711 But... if it works out, she'll be good for you when I'm gone. 355 00:38:55,779 --> 00:38:57,682 Needless to say what would make me happy... 356 00:38:57,683 --> 00:39:02,886 is... for you to find something for yourself before my check-out time. 357 00:39:03,201 --> 00:39:06,934 Just so I know it's not... you and your father alone here, 358 00:39:06,935 --> 00:39:09,135 walking around like robots. 359 00:39:09,136 --> 00:39:12,419 - Ma, dad's not a robot. - Yeah he is. 360 00:39:13,279 --> 00:39:16,063 But I was mostly talking bout you. 361 00:39:17,435 --> 00:39:19,333 Unless you find a way out. 362 00:39:19,953 --> 00:39:23,974 - Of what? - Of whatever it is you're stuck in. 363 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:32,143 You get it from your father. He came back from the war stuck. 364 00:39:33,172 --> 00:39:37,065 Been talking about joining the gym ever since. 365 00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:43,236 Never has. But that doesn't have to be you. 366 00:39:53,765 --> 00:39:57,411 - Are you okay? - Yeah, are you? 367 00:39:57,412 --> 00:39:58,912 Yeah. 368 00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:03,365 - She liked you. - No she doesn't. 369 00:40:03,366 --> 00:40:06,476 Yeah, she did, she told me. 370 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:23,124 What took you so long? 371 00:40:25,844 --> 00:40:29,056 Dad, you remember Sue? 372 00:40:31,845 --> 00:40:34,765 There's a toilet overflow in 110. 373 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:36,346 Okay. 374 00:40:36,347 --> 00:40:38,354 Gotta get home to your mom. 375 00:41:14,156 --> 00:41:16,703 - Are you really leaving? - I have to. 376 00:41:16,704 --> 00:41:18,891 You can't stay... one more night? Just... 377 00:41:18,892 --> 00:41:21,961 I have meetings this afternoon in Seattle. 378 00:41:21,962 --> 00:41:24,479 Call them off and just stay for a while. 379 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,441 - It's my job. - I know. 380 00:41:26,442 --> 00:41:28,805 But you know, you could get a job around here. 381 00:41:28,806 --> 00:41:31,069 Where, Sczhuan house? 382 00:41:31,770 --> 00:41:32,907 No. 383 00:41:32,908 --> 00:41:40,024 - I'm just saying that... - Mike, don't know how to say this... 384 00:41:42,813 --> 00:41:45,809 This isn't gonna work. 385 00:41:45,810 --> 00:41:49,689 I mean I'll stop by when I pass through. 386 00:41:49,690 --> 00:41:51,399 Come on, what do you mean? 387 00:41:52,874 --> 00:41:59,644 I can't move from Baltimore to live in a corner double room of your parents motel. 388 00:42:02,646 --> 00:42:04,646 I mean... 389 00:42:06,342 --> 00:42:08,160 Be serious. 390 00:42:11,477 --> 00:42:16,870 I'm sorry. I'll stay in better touch this time. 391 00:42:16,871 --> 00:42:18,171 Yeah, whatever you say. 392 00:42:53,578 --> 00:42:58,358 - So this is where she wanted? - This used to be all scrub. 393 00:43:00,295 --> 00:43:03,310 She'd be cringing right now if she knew they'd be building here. 394 00:43:07,864 --> 00:43:09,897 But. I promised her I'd do it. 395 00:43:13,805 --> 00:43:16,113 Yeah, it's still nice. 396 00:43:19,321 --> 00:43:21,865 I meant to give this to you earlier. 397 00:43:22,546 --> 00:43:27,566 It's your mom's favorite piece of jewelry. As you know she was a necklace woman. 398 00:43:28,013 --> 00:43:32,066 She thought you should have it. Dunno why since you won't be wearing it, 399 00:43:32,067 --> 00:43:37,183 but... uh, maybe you'll find some use for it... Someday. 400 00:43:37,184 --> 00:43:39,716 Thanks, dad. 401 00:43:39,717 --> 00:43:44,017 Also I had some guy call me. Wanted to buy the motel. 402 00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:46,470 You're gonna do it? 403 00:43:46,471 --> 00:43:49,874 I doubt it, think we'll just keep running it. 404 00:43:50,706 --> 00:43:55,151 But you can do what you like Mike. You know, if you wanna leave... 405 00:45:19,395 --> 00:45:23,080 - This ain't half bad hunky-dory. - Yeah, it was my mother's. 406 00:45:23,081 --> 00:45:25,386 Oh god, it's not going down the sentimental road. 407 00:45:25,387 --> 00:45:27,012 Oh, no, I'm just saying... 408 00:45:27,013 --> 00:45:29,880 Yeah, I know what you're saying and I know you're gonna start crying. 409 00:45:29,881 --> 00:45:31,280 What? I'm not. 410 00:45:31,281 --> 00:45:33,580 How long you've been in the pawn business? 411 00:45:33,581 --> 00:45:34,741 The porn business? 412 00:45:34,742 --> 00:45:36,397 No, pawn business, god-damn-it. 413 00:45:36,398 --> 00:45:38,575 How long you've been in the pawn business? 414 00:45:38,576 --> 00:45:41,423 Oh, no, I'm... uh, not... never... I'm not in that... 415 00:45:41,424 --> 00:45:43,023 That's it exactly. 416 00:45:43,024 --> 00:45:44,897 So, when someone says he ain't gonna start crying... 417 00:45:44,898 --> 00:45:46,701 that's sure as shit sign... 418 00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:50,271 that they are just about to start blubbering like a calf. 419 00:45:56,010 --> 00:45:58,060 Oh... see what I mean? 420 00:45:58,061 --> 00:46:01,726 Just... how much... for the necklace? 421 00:46:04,658 --> 00:46:09,187 - I'll give you 300. - Phh, okay. 422 00:46:15,889 --> 00:46:18,189 - Oh... - Hi. - Hi. 423 00:46:18,250 --> 00:46:22,261 - I'm here to see Sue, please. - Sue no longer works here. 424 00:46:22,479 --> 00:46:26,271 - I'm sorry? - She moved to Washington. 425 00:46:26,369 --> 00:46:28,850 - D.C.? - State. 426 00:46:29,892 --> 00:46:31,921 Her old boyfriend came to convince her to move to Aberdeen. 427 00:46:31,922 --> 00:46:33,970 Showed up with flowers, first class plane tickets, 428 00:46:33,971 --> 00:46:37,520 it was very 'officer and gentleman'. 429 00:47:36,823 --> 00:47:38,219 Uh, number eight. 430 00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:40,920 Eight? 431 00:47:44,551 --> 00:47:47,080 Dude, I'm just messing with you. 432 00:47:47,678 --> 00:47:50,916 - You're new in town right? - Oh. Yeah. 433 00:47:52,522 --> 00:47:56,751 - You looking for a job? - Yeah. 434 00:47:57,689 --> 00:48:05,994 - You wanna work here? - Seriously? 435 00:48:05,995 --> 00:48:08,065 Why the fuck wouldn't I be serious? 436 00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:11,486 - Al. - Mike. 437 00:48:11,487 --> 00:48:13,697 - Mike, it is nice to meet you man. - Yeah, you too. 438 00:48:13,698 --> 00:48:15,606 - Dude, you stink. - I do? 439 00:48:15,607 --> 00:48:18,346 Big time. You can't work here if you stink. 440 00:48:18,347 --> 00:48:21,815 It's my parents place, they're old school and they really hate stinky people. 441 00:48:22,136 --> 00:48:27,981 So okay, go home, take a shower, please, come back and I will get you the job. 442 00:48:29,097 --> 00:48:33,362 - I don't really have a home. - Really? 443 00:48:33,818 --> 00:48:37,889 All right, he also needs a place to live so I was thinking that maybe we could, 444 00:48:37,890 --> 00:48:41,962 You know, let him stay in the basement and deduct some rent from his pay? 445 00:48:48,836 --> 00:48:51,096 Great. 446 00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:57,545 Hey, thanks a lot for helping me out, it really means a lot. 447 00:48:57,771 --> 00:48:59,587 Dude, no problem, man. 448 00:48:59,588 --> 00:49:01,404 You know I've been trying to get my folks hire someone... 449 00:49:01,405 --> 00:49:04,509 American anyway 'cause we catch less bigot bullshit that way. 450 00:49:04,510 --> 00:49:06,146 Plus I freaking hate working the mornings. 451 00:49:06,147 --> 00:49:07,304 Why? 452 00:49:07,305 --> 00:49:10,335 Because I smoke a lotta pot and I like sleeping in. 453 00:49:10,621 --> 00:49:11,630 Oh, that's cool. 454 00:49:11,631 --> 00:49:13,300 So, why did you come to Aberdeen, Mike? 455 00:49:13,301 --> 00:49:15,802 Uh... this girl that I'm in love with, 456 00:49:15,803 --> 00:49:20,022 uh... she moved here to be with her ex boyfriend. 457 00:49:21,197 --> 00:49:23,992 - Oh, that sucks, man. - Yeah. 458 00:49:23,993 --> 00:49:27,742 Yeah, especially considering the guy is a punk. 459 00:49:28,152 --> 00:49:32,466 - Like a punk punk? - Ex-punk, think he's older now. 460 00:49:34,594 --> 00:49:36,949 - Does he train dogs? - I dunno. 461 00:49:36,950 --> 00:49:42,569 - Is his name like Jango? - Yeah, I think it is! 462 00:49:42,570 --> 00:49:44,425 I have totally heard of this dude, Mike. 463 00:49:44,426 --> 00:49:47,212 - Is he a punk? - No, he's an ex-punk! 464 00:49:48,175 --> 00:49:51,632 So the thing with this guy right, he's also a yoghurt magnate. 465 00:49:51,633 --> 00:49:55,391 Ok, totally huge in a yoghurt business, this guy is like a yoghurt fucking mogul. 466 00:49:55,528 --> 00:49:59,170 You see those kennels over there? That's where he keeps the dogs. 467 00:50:00,152 --> 00:50:01,769 - Damn it! - What? 468 00:50:01,770 --> 00:50:04,891 This guy, this guy's like a total stud. 469 00:50:04,892 --> 00:50:06,391 What'd you mean? 470 00:50:06,392 --> 00:50:10,721 I'm not a sexual superman... This guy... 471 00:50:10,722 --> 00:50:11,638 I mean... 472 00:50:11,639 --> 00:50:14,540 - No dude, you're probably fine. - You're just saying that. 473 00:50:14,541 --> 00:50:16,672 Yeah, that's true but what'd you want me to say, that you're right? 474 00:50:16,673 --> 00:50:17,772 No, but... 475 00:50:17,773 --> 00:50:21,292 Ok, look. Now, chicks these days, they don't want sexual superman. 476 00:50:21,293 --> 00:50:24,711 Ok, they want hard workers. You know, guys who hustle. 477 00:50:24,712 --> 00:50:26,962 I mean you're a fucking hustler Mike. 478 00:50:27,330 --> 00:50:29,765 I mean... you came all the way out to Aberdeen dude, 479 00:50:29,766 --> 00:50:31,920 that's gotta count for something right? Yeah. 480 00:50:33,279 --> 00:50:36,427 This guy's got shrubbery shaped like pitbulls. 481 00:51:14,566 --> 00:51:17,829 Dude I think I got an idea for how you're gonna get your girl back. 482 00:51:17,964 --> 00:51:20,917 - Really? - See that dude sitting over there? 483 00:51:21,292 --> 00:51:23,743 He runs a flight school over in Olympia. 484 00:51:23,950 --> 00:51:25,863 You should talk to him Mike. 485 00:51:32,562 --> 00:51:36,586 Ok Mike, what I need now is for you to free your mind! 486 00:51:36,587 --> 00:51:41,009 So let us have a spiritually fulfilling religious fucking moment! 487 00:51:41,010 --> 00:51:43,792 I'm pretty sure I can do it Stan! 488 00:51:43,793 --> 00:51:47,243 That's the Michael I've come to know in the past eight hours! 489 00:51:47,244 --> 00:51:49,324 That's the Mike! 490 00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:52,409 Come on now! 491 00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:05,657 - Three, two, one... - Wait! Wait, Stan! 492 00:52:16,574 --> 00:52:20,781 Okay now Mike, you're on your ooooooown! 493 00:52:49,614 --> 00:52:53,416 Jesus! God! Jangoooo! 494 00:52:56,196 --> 00:52:58,831 Oh my god! Who is, who is that? 495 00:52:58,832 --> 00:53:00,873 It's me, Mike. 496 00:53:00,874 --> 00:53:02,586 Mike? 497 00:53:03,471 --> 00:53:06,240 What are you doing? Mike, come here. 498 00:53:07,090 --> 00:53:09,570 Jango, cut up with shooting! 499 00:53:09,916 --> 00:53:12,235 What the fuck is going on! 500 00:53:12,825 --> 00:53:15,961 Jango, stop shooting people! Stop it! 501 00:53:16,572 --> 00:53:18,774 Come here, follow my hand. 502 00:53:19,415 --> 00:53:20,695 Stop it! 503 00:53:21,223 --> 00:53:24,526 Here, I got you. 504 00:53:26,096 --> 00:53:27,565 Oh god, are you okay? 505 00:53:27,566 --> 00:53:29,375 Stay away. Sue. 506 00:53:29,936 --> 00:53:31,662 Jango, give me the gun, give me the damn gun. 507 00:53:31,663 --> 00:53:33,023 I'm gonna die. 508 00:53:33,024 --> 00:53:35,691 - It's just a bb gun. - No, I really think I'm dying. 509 00:53:35,692 --> 00:53:37,856 - Oh my god! - Get back, Sue. Come here. 510 00:53:38,984 --> 00:53:42,025 - Jango, what're you doing? - CPR! 511 00:53:42,026 --> 00:53:43,326 Oh my god I'm calling an ambulance. 512 00:53:45,378 --> 00:53:48,230 Well that just looks like you're kissing him, Jango. 513 00:54:08,108 --> 00:54:12,180 - Where am I? - The Aberdeen medical center. 514 00:54:15,189 --> 00:54:19,449 - Did uh, did... - Yeah, Jango shot you. 515 00:54:19,450 --> 00:54:21,839 Which caused you to go into shock. 516 00:54:23,555 --> 00:54:29,571 Mike, why? Why did you come out here? 517 00:54:30,052 --> 00:54:32,913 Because I love you. 518 00:54:36,615 --> 00:54:39,909 That... Do I have... BB holes in my neck? 519 00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:41,011 Yeah. 520 00:54:41,012 --> 00:54:43,099 - That hurt. - Well I can imagine. 521 00:54:44,975 --> 00:54:47,972 I thought it was over with that guy? 522 00:54:48,712 --> 00:54:50,319 It's good for me, Mike. 523 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,124 He put me in charge of his company's non-profit yoghurt fund... 524 00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:56,347 which allows me to do a lot of good things for a lot of people. 525 00:54:56,348 --> 00:54:59,219 He also feels horrible for shooting you... 526 00:54:59,220 --> 00:55:02,306 and he would like to have you over for dinner. 527 00:55:02,307 --> 00:55:04,694 Oooh, that's nice. 528 00:55:07,643 --> 00:55:09,721 Hey, so who's this guy? 529 00:55:11,451 --> 00:55:18,640 That is me and Joe Strummer in the summer of '79 at the 100 Club in London. 530 00:55:18,641 --> 00:55:19,975 Who is Joe Strummer? 531 00:55:19,976 --> 00:55:25,325 Joe Strummer most likely made love to your mother Al and wrote a song about it. 532 00:55:25,326 --> 00:55:28,211 Here's the two of us throwing over at the CBGB's. 533 00:55:28,212 --> 00:55:31,075 Hey, who is that? 534 00:55:32,194 --> 00:55:36,625 Ah, that's me and Ed McMahon. Ed Mc-Wild-Mahon. 535 00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:39,349 Now he's a true punker. 536 00:55:39,678 --> 00:55:45,461 Basically for me, dog work is a thrill, adrenaline rush if you will, 537 00:55:45,462 --> 00:55:49,243 that's otherwise hard for me to replicate in the world of yoghurt. 538 00:55:49,244 --> 00:55:51,163 Especially now that you're not a punk. 539 00:55:51,164 --> 00:55:55,189 Well I'll always be a punker in here, Al. Make no mistake. 540 00:55:55,190 --> 00:55:59,322 But there's less need for me to call myself a punker in a world... 541 00:55:59,323 --> 00:56:05,154 where very notion of punk then means commodified for the mass market. 542 00:56:05,155 --> 00:56:06,232 Okay. 543 00:56:06,233 --> 00:56:09,783 - How do you like your masala? - It's really good. 544 00:56:10,242 --> 00:56:14,560 - Oh, you're not gonna eat any? - Oh, I liquified it. 545 00:56:14,561 --> 00:56:18,653 Listen, I would just like to formally and quite sincerely, 546 00:56:18,654 --> 00:56:23,145 apologize to you for the BB gun incident. I lost my cool. 547 00:56:23,146 --> 00:56:26,284 I was scared, for Sue. Scared for the dogs. 548 00:56:26,285 --> 00:56:29,422 Scared for the general well-being of the pool. 549 00:56:29,423 --> 00:56:33,346 So I just wanna say that I'm sorry, m... m... 550 00:56:33,347 --> 00:56:37,746 - Mike. - my friend, I... 551 00:56:37,747 --> 00:56:39,721 - blundered. - Yeah, it's alright. 552 00:56:39,722 --> 00:56:42,681 Yeah so that's, behind us! 553 00:56:42,682 --> 00:56:46,016 And Sue tells me that you're a painter? 554 00:56:47,021 --> 00:56:50,079 Yeah, very, very talented painter. 555 00:56:50,962 --> 00:56:52,494 When did you have the opportunity 556 00:56:52,495 --> 00:56:54,826 to become acquainted with the quality of his work, Sue? 557 00:56:54,827 --> 00:57:00,599 That was my last business trip for... uh, Corporate Bliss. 558 00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:08,628 And you thought, uh "a great opportunity to promote my art" 559 00:57:08,629 --> 00:57:11,756 or you thought "beautiful woman"? 560 00:57:13,012 --> 00:57:16,592 First part. The... um, art one. 561 00:57:16,593 --> 00:57:22,290 Now so you're the guy who paints foxes and and hounds for corporate art? 562 00:57:22,494 --> 00:57:24,510 Okay, cause I got something to say about that. 563 00:57:24,511 --> 00:57:29,624 You take a, a Rottweiler... no, let's say a Malinois... 564 00:57:29,625 --> 00:57:33,957 chasing a fox, see you've got a seriously new dynamic on your hands 565 00:57:33,958 --> 00:57:39,057 because a Malinois on a fox's ass, that would be a trip. 566 00:57:39,058 --> 00:57:43,228 because a Malinois is gonna turn that little fox, 567 00:57:43,229 --> 00:57:46,799 into a fox meat inside a 23 seconds, you know what I'm saying. 568 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,249 So I've decided a lobby for that little bit. 569 00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:50,349 Okay. 570 00:57:50,350 --> 00:57:54,099 - That was really great chicken, Jango. - I loved that fucking chicken Jango. 571 00:57:54,100 --> 00:57:58,240 You'd have a better chicken in there, you'd have to be a rooster. 572 00:58:03,148 --> 00:58:05,559 I'm speaking out, who's up for some dessert? 573 00:58:05,685 --> 00:58:08,837 I got a new flavour I wanna try on you guys: 574 00:58:08,838 --> 00:58:11,396 Henry Rollins' chicken-wing crunch. 575 00:58:15,109 --> 00:58:18,606 Hey Sue, Mike and I are gonna go to the Cowboy Club after this, 576 00:58:18,607 --> 00:58:22,004 And if you want to join us? You know they've got really great dancing. 577 00:58:22,418 --> 00:58:23,829 I'll think about it. 578 00:58:31,167 --> 00:58:32,938 What I'm trying to say is... 579 00:58:32,939 --> 00:58:35,538 that China is not only gonna kick America's economic butt... 580 00:58:35,539 --> 00:58:36,837 but it's gonna invade the whole country. 581 00:58:36,838 --> 00:58:40,636 I'm talking about you guys getting like a whole new flag and whatnot. 582 00:58:41,430 --> 00:58:43,939 You need to reorient your way you think about Asians, 583 00:58:43,940 --> 00:58:47,809 because we will blow your mind with our uniqueness and inner beauty. 584 00:58:47,810 --> 00:58:49,631 You think she's hot? 585 00:58:49,716 --> 00:58:51,280 Yeah, sort of. 586 00:58:51,573 --> 00:58:56,013 - Hi, guys. - Sue. Hi. 587 00:58:56,914 --> 00:58:58,414 Hi, Mike. 588 00:58:59,634 --> 00:59:01,870 You didn't bring Jango, did you? 589 00:59:01,871 --> 00:59:07,911 No, no he's got kinda drunk so, I've just told him that I had an errand. 590 00:59:10,140 --> 00:59:12,768 - Hey, you wanna dance with us, Sue? - No. 591 00:59:12,769 --> 00:59:14,933 - Come on, I know you got a move. - I don't have a move. 592 00:59:14,934 --> 00:59:17,030 Everybody's got a move, Sue. Mike, show her your move. 593 00:59:17,031 --> 00:59:20,311 - I don't have a move. - Sue, don't you think Mike's got moves? 594 00:59:20,379 --> 00:59:22,271 I bet you have, a move. 595 00:59:22,272 --> 00:59:24,388 Come on, let's pass some moves. 596 01:00:14,020 --> 01:00:16,749 Hey, did you hear? 597 01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:20,379 Aberdeen is building the biggest bio-diesel field plant in the country. 598 01:00:20,538 --> 01:00:21,945 Whatever you say man. 599 01:00:21,946 --> 01:00:24,203 No, we should find a way to get in on that. 600 01:00:30,635 --> 01:00:32,398 Hey, Jango. 601 01:00:32,669 --> 01:00:36,045 You know why I'll always be a punker man? 602 01:00:37,810 --> 01:00:41,675 Cause I take very little shit. 603 01:00:46,102 --> 01:00:50,986 I'm watching you man. You stay away from her. 604 01:00:55,260 --> 01:00:57,175 Mike, Mike, you all right? 605 01:00:57,176 --> 01:01:02,651 - I'll get him back. - Yeah man, that is a piece of scum, man. 606 01:01:02,652 --> 01:01:04,736 I think he'll regret that. 607 01:01:11,742 --> 01:01:14,494 - So you're sure you wanna do this? - Look, don't come if you don't want. 608 01:01:14,495 --> 01:01:15,422 Dude. 609 01:01:15,423 --> 01:01:17,176 I'm with you. 610 01:01:17,214 --> 01:01:19,543 Okay, let's do it. 611 01:02:58,248 --> 01:02:59,748 Dude, that was awesome! 612 01:03:00,449 --> 01:03:01,749 Just... 613 01:03:06,248 --> 01:03:09,248 Wait, wait. Drop. Go go go go! 614 01:03:09,249 --> 01:03:10,214 Hold on. Shit! 615 01:03:10,215 --> 01:03:12,290 I love you, Sue! 616 01:03:13,017 --> 01:03:16,473 Hear that old man! You suck. 617 01:03:29,864 --> 01:03:34,371 - Mike, you have visitor. - Okay. 618 01:03:53,686 --> 01:03:56,644 - We need to talk, Mike. - I know. 619 01:03:56,645 --> 01:03:59,278 I've been leaving you messages. 620 01:04:00,743 --> 01:04:07,174 - Did you tell him about us? - Yes. 621 01:04:08,296 --> 01:04:10,082 Why? 622 01:04:11,497 --> 01:04:13,728 Because I'm marrying him. 623 01:04:14,713 --> 01:04:15,970 What? 624 01:04:15,979 --> 01:04:18,138 Which I need you to accept. 625 01:04:18,139 --> 01:04:19,571 Why? 626 01:04:19,572 --> 01:04:24,353 Because I'm at a point in my life where there are certain things that I need. 627 01:04:24,354 --> 01:04:25,345 Like what? 628 01:04:25,346 --> 01:04:27,275 Like a certain kind of love. 629 01:04:27,276 --> 01:04:28,811 What kind? 630 01:04:28,812 --> 01:04:33,154 The kind that is not like an unguided missile. 631 01:04:33,155 --> 01:04:37,031 You can't just stalk people around the country. 632 01:04:37,032 --> 01:04:40,194 You can't parachute into people's pools. 633 01:04:40,195 --> 01:04:45,579 Knock on people's motel rooms just because you're feeling lonely. 634 01:04:46,354 --> 01:04:48,481 Life isn't like that. 635 01:04:48,917 --> 01:04:55,198 Freedom to be with someone. It's not all about what you need. 636 01:04:55,215 --> 01:04:57,454 It's got to be more selfless than that. 637 01:04:57,455 --> 01:04:59,693 Mike, it's got to be more selfless than that. 638 01:04:59,694 --> 01:05:04,839 Oh, like, like save everyone else in the world except yourself? 639 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,480 - I don't, that's not what I do. - Yes you do. 640 01:05:07,481 --> 01:05:09,529 No. It's not. - Yes it is! 641 01:05:10,002 --> 01:05:15,232 You're so busy being selfless that you end up treating yourself like shit. 642 01:05:15,713 --> 01:05:17,470 That really what you think of me? 643 01:05:17,471 --> 01:05:22,143 I'm just, I'm just saying... I know what you need. 644 01:05:22,144 --> 01:05:26,381 - Which is what? - To take care of yourself a little. 645 01:05:26,768 --> 01:05:31,659 So that the people who love you don't feel like they're annoying you. 646 01:05:33,181 --> 01:05:37,876 Sue, Sue, just, marry me. 647 01:05:37,877 --> 01:05:42,278 Hey, let's just let the world go screw itself for a half second. 648 01:05:42,279 --> 01:05:45,763 And just see what happens and maybe it'll be okay. 649 01:05:49,664 --> 01:05:53,544 - I'm getting married on Saturday. - Why? 650 01:05:55,719 --> 01:05:57,711 Cause I'm pregnant. 651 01:06:01,790 --> 01:06:07,965 And I'm gonna have it. It's what I want. 652 01:06:11,675 --> 01:06:13,884 You're having a child? 653 01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:21,290 Could it be mine? 654 01:06:21,291 --> 01:06:22,736 No. 655 01:06:29,717 --> 01:06:31,680 Which is why I'm getting married. 656 01:06:35,384 --> 01:06:38,643 Mike I can't afford to be selfish on this one. 657 01:06:40,314 --> 01:06:44,771 I just have to be with somebody who knows what they're doing with their life. 658 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:49,731 I'm sorry. 659 01:06:50,902 --> 01:06:53,669 Sweet just doesn't cut it. 660 01:07:04,227 --> 01:07:07,223 Can you leave now, please? 661 01:07:09,419 --> 01:07:11,779 Just leave, okay. 662 01:07:14,256 --> 01:07:16,968 Get out of my basement, Sue. 663 01:07:17,539 --> 01:07:23,421 Susan, I'm serious. Get the fuck out of my basement right now! 664 01:08:23,191 --> 01:08:26,437 I wish I had that dick's bb gun right now. 665 01:08:27,307 --> 01:08:30,066 - They're going on a honeymoon? - I don't know. 666 01:08:31,973 --> 01:08:34,845 Yeah, they'll probably wait till the yoghurt season's over. 667 01:08:44,739 --> 01:08:47,994 - You're gonna be all right. - Yeah. 668 01:08:50,478 --> 01:08:58,918 I just wanna say Al, you're the best friend I ever had. 669 01:08:59,956 --> 01:09:01,892 Ditto. 670 01:09:09,872 --> 01:09:12,112 What a douchebag huh? 671 01:09:16,298 --> 01:09:19,302 You know that's enough to make you want to be a buddhist monk. 672 01:09:19,631 --> 01:09:22,119 My people are really good at that stuff. 673 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:23,420 Yeah? 674 01:09:30,309 --> 01:09:34,104 Oh dude, don't get carried away. 675 01:10:42,558 --> 01:10:48,160 Michael, the progress you've made in your 4 months here has been remarkable. 676 01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:49,161 Thank you, father. 677 01:10:49,162 --> 01:10:51,365 Needless to say your immersion in the duty of carriage shopper 678 01:10:51,466 --> 01:10:52,968 and boon chief has been full and complete. 679 01:10:52,969 --> 01:10:57,075 Thank you. 680 01:10:57,727 --> 01:11:01,027 - But some worries have arisen. - Such as what, father? 681 01:11:01,028 --> 01:11:03,988 First of all you're not supposed to call me father. 682 01:11:06,141 --> 01:11:09,525 But I must say, I must admit I grow fond of it. 683 01:11:09,526 --> 01:11:11,526 Michael... 684 01:11:12,404 --> 01:11:15,987 An aspiring buddhist monk such as yourself... 685 01:11:15,988 --> 01:11:20,404 should seek to produce a heart that does not dwell. 686 01:11:20,405 --> 01:11:22,328 Of course, father. 687 01:11:22,329 --> 01:11:26,888 And your heart Michael, may I say, it does dwell. 688 01:11:26,889 --> 01:11:29,112 - No it doesn't. - It does, Michael. 689 01:11:29,224 --> 01:11:33,025 You have not transcended your earthly passions. 690 01:11:33,696 --> 01:11:37,870 To put it bluntly: you are stuck! 691 01:11:38,058 --> 01:11:41,029 You also spend too much time playing volleyball. 692 01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:43,365 Yeah but I thought that was permitted father. 693 01:11:43,366 --> 01:11:45,176 Yes, but not for 7 hours a day. 694 01:11:45,177 --> 01:11:48,777 Also you... encouraged it for stress release. 695 01:11:48,778 --> 01:11:52,395 Yes, I... I did. Yes. But... uh, Michael, 696 01:11:52,396 --> 01:11:57,613 Buddhists monks aren't supposed to have 7 hours a day worth of stress. 697 01:11:57,614 --> 01:12:01,833 We are buddhist monks. Buddhist monks. 698 01:12:06,213 --> 01:12:08,271 So what should I do? 699 01:12:09,827 --> 01:12:11,844 My parents died when I was ten. 700 01:12:11,845 --> 01:12:15,491 Two months later my uncle and I moved to America. 701 01:12:15,492 --> 01:12:19,887 I was forced to let go of everything I knew, in order to move on. 702 01:12:21,237 --> 01:12:24,828 Sometimes in life, you must do that. 703 01:12:26,344 --> 01:12:28,727 Where are you from, father? 704 01:12:29,349 --> 01:12:33,646 Vietnam. Hau Liang province? 705 01:12:34,785 --> 01:12:37,611 My parents were killed in a war. 706 01:12:38,659 --> 01:12:41,164 - By the Americans? - Yes. 707 01:12:41,834 --> 01:12:44,195 And yet I moved here. 708 01:12:44,775 --> 01:12:46,723 I like this park. 709 01:12:51,395 --> 01:12:54,550 - I'm sorry. - No, no, no. 710 01:12:54,551 --> 01:12:56,929 It is not your fault. 711 01:12:58,580 --> 01:13:03,223 Let go, Michael. Let go and move on. 712 01:14:17,408 --> 01:14:19,113 I reckon I knew you. 713 01:14:19,114 --> 01:14:21,413 Yeah, I'm the guy who sold you my mom's necklace. 714 01:14:21,414 --> 01:14:23,414 Oh yeah, that's right. 715 01:14:23,819 --> 01:14:26,662 - What can I do you for? - I want it back. 716 01:14:42,358 --> 01:14:45,120 Dad... do you want me to make you some dinner? 717 01:14:45,121 --> 01:14:47,521 No, I'm all right. 718 01:14:59,298 --> 01:15:02,582 Dad, when you were over in Vietnam, 719 01:15:02,583 --> 01:15:08,167 did you ever do any fighting in the Hau Liang province? 720 01:15:13,270 --> 01:15:17,055 Yeah. Why? 721 01:15:20,964 --> 01:15:24,739 I just met this guy at the monastery who was from the area. 722 01:15:26,702 --> 01:15:29,398 Seemed to really have his shit together. 723 01:15:31,941 --> 01:15:33,484 Good to hear. 724 01:15:47,856 --> 01:15:51,102 Dad, I been thinking, maybe you should sell this place. 725 01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:53,983 You don't even like it here. 726 01:15:53,984 --> 01:15:56,081 This was mom's thing. 727 01:15:56,485 --> 01:15:58,226 Why do you say that? 728 01:15:58,227 --> 01:15:59,957 Cause it's true. 729 01:16:01,618 --> 01:16:05,497 My mom loved people, loved running things, it's not like you. 730 01:16:05,498 --> 01:16:09,098 You're not like a people's person, dad. 731 01:16:09,754 --> 01:16:11,683 You should let it go. 732 01:16:12,172 --> 01:16:13,958 Move on. 733 01:16:14,442 --> 01:16:16,197 Otherwise you're just gonna rot. 734 01:16:16,198 --> 01:16:18,865 - Sell it and do what? - Anything. 735 01:16:18,866 --> 01:16:21,160 You've still got time. You've got money. 736 01:16:22,384 --> 01:16:25,219 What do you need Mike? A loan. 737 01:16:25,220 --> 01:16:33,246 No. I just wanted to say, that this doesn't have to be it. 738 01:16:36,184 --> 01:16:38,392 And that I love you. 739 01:17:00,237 --> 01:17:03,066 Dear Mike, I know you probably don't want to hear from me... 740 01:17:03,067 --> 01:17:04,966 and I can't say I blame you. 741 01:17:04,967 --> 01:17:08,860 But I wanted to write anyway to let you know what I think. 742 01:17:08,913 --> 01:17:12,392 Which is that... I think you had a point that day. 743 01:17:12,539 --> 01:17:15,126 About people who hide behind their causes. 744 01:17:15,127 --> 01:17:17,943 in order to avoid their lives. 745 01:17:20,792 --> 01:17:23,213 You had a point down there in that basement. 746 01:17:23,214 --> 01:17:26,013 With the soy sauce and the mice. 747 01:17:27,887 --> 01:17:30,974 And so I wanted to say thanks. 748 01:17:32,540 --> 01:17:36,258 Because of you Mike, I'm not the same person I was. 749 01:17:37,649 --> 01:17:41,280 Goodbye, Mike. Love, Sue. 750 01:17:47,162 --> 01:17:50,190 Just thought about what you said the other day. 751 01:17:50,191 --> 01:17:51,450 I think you had a point. 752 01:17:56,444 --> 01:18:00,291 That being said, this is yours. 753 01:18:01,297 --> 01:18:05,466 - What is it? - Deed to the motel. Signed over to you. 754 01:18:07,987 --> 01:18:11,558 - Dad. Dad, that's not why... - It's fine. 755 01:18:11,559 --> 01:18:14,504 I don't need it. 756 01:18:15,424 --> 01:18:20,795 - Your mom was good about that. - You can't just give me the motel. 757 01:18:20,796 --> 01:18:22,317 It's your birth right. 758 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:25,876 What would you do? 759 01:18:25,877 --> 01:18:27,477 I want to get in shape. 760 01:18:28,331 --> 01:18:32,508 Maybe join one of those basketball leagues. 761 01:18:33,321 --> 01:18:37,931 - How about you? - I don't know. I'll think of something. 762 01:18:39,703 --> 01:18:45,172 - You done with the monk stuff? - Yeah, I still ocassionally do it. 763 01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:49,109 I mean not professionally but... 764 01:18:51,746 --> 01:18:53,718 What about that girl? 765 01:18:55,777 --> 01:18:58,217 Oh, that didn't work out. 766 01:18:58,877 --> 01:19:04,295 We weren't, you know, like, meant for each other. 767 01:19:05,473 --> 01:19:10,335 I dunno Mike, things change. In life. 768 01:19:11,582 --> 01:19:13,777 What do you mean? 769 01:19:13,778 --> 01:19:15,964 You're not the same guy you were. 770 01:19:23,745 --> 01:19:25,825 Good soup. 771 01:19:29,258 --> 01:19:31,050 Good soup. 772 01:19:44,178 --> 01:19:46,139 You can do this, Mike. 773 01:19:52,936 --> 01:19:55,553 I'm gonna hit the gym. 774 01:19:55,694 --> 01:19:59,173 Yeah, they have a senior citizens hoop run from 3 to 5. 775 01:20:00,671 --> 01:20:02,080 I got a new ball. 776 01:20:02,081 --> 01:20:03,844 Yeah, I see it. 777 01:20:05,366 --> 01:20:08,300 - All right, Mike. - See ya. 778 01:20:19,898 --> 01:20:23,132 - Hallo? - Hi Jango, it's Mike, Sue's friend. 779 01:20:23,133 --> 01:20:25,041 - Hi Mike. - Hi. Look... 780 01:20:25,042 --> 01:20:27,759 I know that I'm probably not the guy you wanna hear from right now... 781 01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:30,369 but I need to tell Sue about what I'm doing down here. 782 01:20:30,370 --> 01:20:31,923 And I think that when she hears what I'm up to... 783 01:20:31,924 --> 01:20:32,798 Hey Mike? 784 01:20:32,799 --> 01:20:34,374 she will at least understand that if nothing else... 785 01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:36,413 - Mike? - Yeah? 786 01:20:36,414 --> 01:20:42,698 We split up, Sue and I... Split up. She... left me. 787 01:20:42,699 --> 01:20:45,875 Went back to Maryland to be with her mom. 788 01:21:21,577 --> 01:21:22,877 - Hi - Hi. 789 01:21:23,009 --> 01:21:26,528 - Are you Mary Claussen? - Yes? 790 01:21:27,230 --> 01:21:28,530 - Hi - Hi. 791 01:21:28,849 --> 01:21:31,233 I'm a friend of Sue's. Is she home? 792 01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:36,116 - Who are you? - Mike? From management. 793 01:21:39,365 --> 01:21:42,580 Sue, Mike is here. 794 01:22:06,282 --> 01:22:09,582 - Hi. - Hi. 795 01:22:13,827 --> 01:22:15,970 How's the baby? 796 01:22:17,734 --> 01:22:19,902 So far so good. 797 01:22:21,198 --> 01:22:22,969 Are you okay? 798 01:22:35,132 --> 01:22:37,294 I'm really sorry, Mike. 799 01:22:37,295 --> 01:22:38,641 For what? 800 01:22:38,642 --> 01:22:42,903 Cause I really messed up. With you. 801 01:22:42,904 --> 01:22:46,937 But you were right. I was like a kid. 802 01:22:52,404 --> 01:22:55,664 This is the deed to the motel. 803 01:22:57,101 --> 01:23:03,802 I want to turn it into a homeless shelter with midnight basketball. 804 01:23:05,934 --> 01:23:07,757 I already bought the soup noodles. 805 01:23:12,828 --> 01:23:17,441 I was actually hoping that you might want to help. 806 01:23:22,644 --> 01:23:27,015 I really love you Sue and I want to take care of you 807 01:23:27,016 --> 01:23:30,287 and whoever it is that's inside of you. 808 01:23:34,734 --> 01:23:39,193 All I want is to be with you. That's it. 809 01:23:49,704 --> 01:23:52,341 Breathe, Sue. 810 01:23:53,513 --> 01:23:55,782 Just keep breathing. 811 01:24:08,238 --> 01:24:12,687 I wrote you a haiku, you wanna hear it? 812 01:24:13,399 --> 01:24:14,844 Sure. 813 01:24:18,105 --> 01:24:25,640 Mike, oh Mike, my man. Keeps showing up like UPS. 814 01:24:26,238 --> 01:24:29,310 Sue, you're such a bitch. 815 01:24:31,965 --> 01:24:33,657 I like it. 816 01:24:33,658 --> 01:24:35,812 - You do? - Yeah.