1 00:00:36,955 --> 00:00:41,124 �� [Whistling] 2 00:00:41,626 --> 00:00:44,669 [Pencil Scribbling Rapidly] 3 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:48,005 �� [Whistling Continues] 4 00:01:04,605 --> 00:01:08,482 [Man Narrating] This is a story of boy meets girl. 5 00:01:12,195 --> 00:01:15,823 The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, 6 00:01:15,824 --> 00:01:18,742 grew up believing that he'd never truly be happy... 7 00:01:18,743 --> 00:01:20,952 until the day he met "the one". 8 00:01:20,953 --> 00:01:26,191 This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music... 9 00:01:26,192 --> 00:01:28,751 and a total misreading of the movie The Graduate. 10 00:01:28,752 --> 00:01:31,170 [Dustin Hoffman On TV] Elaine! Elaine! 11 00:01:31,171 --> 00:01:34,256 [Narrator] The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan 12 00:01:34,257 --> 00:01:36,592 did not share this belief. 13 00:01:36,593 --> 00:01:40,219 Since the disintegration of her parents marriage 14 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:42,555 she'd only loved two things. 15 00:01:42,556 --> 00:01:45,767 The first was her long dark hair. 16 00:01:45,768 --> 00:01:48,936 The second was how easily she could cut it off... 17 00:01:48,937 --> 00:01:51,396 and feel nothing. 18 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:55,358 Tom meets Summer on January 8. 19 00:01:55,359 --> 00:02:00,113 He knows almost immediately she's who he's been searching for. 20 00:02:00,906 --> 00:02:04,658 This is a story of boy meets girl. 21 00:02:05,202 --> 00:02:07,369 But you should know up front 22 00:02:07,370 --> 00:02:09,871 this is not a love story. 23 00:02:15,211 --> 00:02:19,005 � They made a statue of us � 24 00:02:20,549 --> 00:02:24,426 � And put it on a mountaintop � 25 00:02:26,054 --> 00:02:30,056 � Now tourists come and stare at us � 26 00:02:30,892 --> 00:02:33,477 � Blow bubbles with their gum � 27 00:02:33,478 --> 00:02:35,812 � Take photographs of fun � 28 00:02:35,813 --> 00:02:38,272 � Have fun � 29 00:02:42,069 --> 00:02:46,112 � They'll name a city after us � 30 00:02:47,490 --> 00:02:51,868 � And later say it's all our fault � 31 00:02:53,037 --> 00:02:58,457 � Then they'll give us a talking to � 32 00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:03,045 � 'Cause they've got years of experience � 33 00:03:04,089 --> 00:03:06,340 �� [Vocalizing] 34 00:03:06,341 --> 00:03:09,801 � Living in a den of thieves � 35 00:03:09,802 --> 00:03:15,223 � Rummaging for answers in the pages � 36 00:03:15,224 --> 00:03:17,767 �� [Vocalizing] 37 00:03:17,768 --> 00:03:21,270 � Living in a den of thieves � 38 00:03:21,271 --> 00:03:29,777 � And it's contagious � 39 00:03:29,778 --> 00:03:32,655 � And it's contagious �� 40 00:03:32,656 --> 00:03:35,657 �� [Vocalizing] 41 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:15,985 [Beeps] [Buzzes] 42 00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:21,325 We didn't know who else to call. 43 00:04:21,326 --> 00:04:23,535 It's Amanda Heller all over again. 44 00:04:23,536 --> 00:04:25,994 You did the right thing. 45 00:04:26,872 --> 00:04:30,583 [Sighs] Now where is he? 46 00:04:30,584 --> 00:04:33,168 [Plate Shatters] 47 00:04:36,255 --> 00:04:38,756 Thomas. 48 00:04:39,467 --> 00:04:42,385 Rachel. What're you doing here? 49 00:04:42,386 --> 00:04:44,930 - I'm here to help you. - Help me how? 50 00:04:44,931 --> 00:04:47,681 First' put down the plate. 51 00:04:48,892 --> 00:04:51,143 Drink this. 52 00:04:51,978 --> 00:04:54,188 - What is that? - Vodka. 53 00:04:54,189 --> 00:04:56,523 Um' does Mom know that you're here? 54 00:04:56,524 --> 00:05:00,068 - 'Cause it's probably past 10:00. [Sighs] - Don't worry about it. 55 00:05:00,069 --> 00:05:04,822 Just start from the beginning, and tell us what happened. 56 00:05:04,823 --> 00:05:07,992 [Tom Narrating] Things were going so well. 57 00:05:19,128 --> 00:05:21,671 Then what? 58 00:05:21,672 --> 00:05:23,923 I think we should stop seeing each other. 59 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,133 - Just like that? - Just like that. 60 00:05:26,134 --> 00:05:30,054 - Did she say why? - I mean' this thing... what're we doing? 61 00:05:30,055 --> 00:05:32,222 I mean, is this normal? 62 00:05:32,223 --> 00:05:35,308 Norm... I... I don't know. I don't care. I'm happy. Aren't you happy? 63 00:05:35,309 --> 00:05:37,102 - You're happy? - You're not? 64 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:39,980 - All we do is argue. - That is bullshit. 65 00:05:39,981 --> 00:05:41,648 Maybe she was just in a bad mood. 66 00:05:41,649 --> 00:05:43,732 Yeah, maybe like a... a hormonal thing. 67 00:05:43,733 --> 00:05:46,443 - P.M.S? - What do you know about P.M.S? 68 00:05:46,444 --> 00:05:49,863 - More than you' Tom. - Then what happened? 69 00:05:49,864 --> 00:05:51,949 This can't come as a total surprise to you. 70 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:54,450 I mean, we've been like Sid and Nancy for months now. 71 00:05:54,451 --> 00:05:58,413 Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy... seven times with a kitchen knife. 72 00:05:58,414 --> 00:06:03,793 I... I mean, we have some disagreements, but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious. 73 00:06:03,794 --> 00:06:06,962 No. I'm Sid. 74 00:06:06,963 --> 00:06:09,714 Oh, so I'm Nancy? 75 00:06:13,302 --> 00:06:16,929 Let's just... eat, and we'll talk about it later. 76 00:06:16,930 --> 00:06:19,765 Mmm. That is good. 77 00:06:19,766 --> 00:06:22,435 I'm really glad we did this. 78 00:06:22,436 --> 00:06:25,062 I love these pancakes. 79 00:06:25,897 --> 00:06:28,481 What? 80 00:06:28,482 --> 00:06:32,610 Tom, don't go. You're still my best friend! 81 00:06:33,779 --> 00:06:35,947 - Jesus. - You've broken up with girls before. 82 00:06:35,948 --> 00:06:37,615 Yes. 83 00:06:37,616 --> 00:06:39,491 And girls have broken up with you before. 84 00:06:39,492 --> 00:06:40,743 - This is different. - Why? 85 00:06:40,744 --> 00:06:41,869 'Cause it's Summer. 86 00:06:41,870 --> 00:06:44,747 So you'll... you'll meet somebody new. 87 00:06:44,748 --> 00:06:47,833 Point is, you're the best guy I know. You'll get over her. 88 00:06:47,834 --> 00:06:50,585 I think it's kinda like how they say. There's, uh... 89 00:06:50,586 --> 00:06:52,628 There's plenty of other fish in the sea. 90 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:55,131 - No. - They... They say that. 91 00:06:55,132 --> 00:06:57,633 Well, they're lying. 92 00:06:58,469 --> 00:07:01,302 I don't want to get over her. 93 00:07:02,013 --> 00:07:04,473 I want to get her back. 94 00:07:04,474 --> 00:07:07,976 Maybe playing it safe is the wrong approach. 95 00:07:07,977 --> 00:07:09,978 The nuclear family is dead' 96 00:07:09,979 --> 00:07:12,772 and we need a new holiday that recognizes that. 97 00:07:12,773 --> 00:07:15,274 May 21 st. 98 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,861 Other Mother's Day. 99 00:07:20,781 --> 00:07:23,031 Thank you. 100 00:07:23,032 --> 00:07:26,493 I'd say we've got some potential here. What do you think, Hansen? 101 00:07:26,494 --> 00:07:29,412 Could you write up some prototypes for these? 102 00:07:29,413 --> 00:07:32,165 Uh' Mr. Vance, there's a telephone call for you on line three. 103 00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:36,877 Oh. Thank you. Uh' everyone, this is Summer, my new assistant. 104 00:07:36,878 --> 00:07:39,254 Summer just moved here from... 105 00:07:39,255 --> 00:07:41,799 - Michigan. - Right. Michigan. Right. 106 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,176 Uh, Summer, everyone. 107 00:07:44,177 --> 00:07:47,761 Everyone, Summer. Excuse me. I have to take this. 108 00:07:48,639 --> 00:07:51,224 It's nice to meet you all. 109 00:07:51,225 --> 00:07:55,186 There's only two kinds of people in the world. 110 00:07:55,187 --> 00:07:57,812 There's women, and there's men. 111 00:07:59,023 --> 00:08:01,691 Summer Finn was a woman. 112 00:08:01,692 --> 00:08:05,445 Height, average. Weight, average. 113 00:08:05,446 --> 00:08:08,531 Shoe size, slightly above average. 114 00:08:08,532 --> 00:08:10,616 For all intents and purposes, 115 00:08:10,617 --> 00:08:13,744 Summer Finn, just another girl. 116 00:08:13,745 --> 00:08:15,746 Except she wasn't. 117 00:08:15,747 --> 00:08:18,290 To wit, in 1998, 118 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:21,292 Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band Belle and Sebastian... 119 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:23,294 in her high school yearbook. 120 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:26,005 "Color my life with the chaos of trouble". 121 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,966 This spike in Michigan sales of their album... 122 00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:30,217 The Boy with the Arab Strap... 123 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,719 continues to puzzle industry analysts. 124 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:36,723 Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze during her sophomore year... 125 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:40,727 coincided with an inexplicable 212% increase in revenue. 126 00:08:40,728 --> 00:08:41,894 [Dings] 127 00:08:41,895 --> 00:08:44,063 Every apartment Summer rented... 128 00:08:44,064 --> 00:08:48,943 was offered at an average rate of 9.2% below market value. 129 00:08:48,944 --> 00:08:51,529 And her round-trip commute to work... 130 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:55,115 averaged 18.4 double takes per day. 131 00:08:55,116 --> 00:08:57,951 It was a rare quality, this "Summer effect". 132 00:08:57,952 --> 00:09:02,038 Rare, and yet something every postadoles cent male has encountered... 133 00:09:02,039 --> 00:09:04,039 at least once in their lives. 134 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:08,210 For Tom Hansen to find it now in a city of 400,000 offices, 135 00:09:08,211 --> 00:09:12,756 91,000 commercial buildings and 3.8 million people... 136 00:09:12,757 --> 00:09:16,092 Well, that could only be explained by one thing: 137 00:09:16,093 --> 00:09:18,552 fate. 138 00:09:21,599 --> 00:09:23,892 [Man] Dude, I hear she's a bitch. 139 00:09:23,893 --> 00:09:25,726 Really? 140 00:09:25,727 --> 00:09:28,854 Yeah. Patel tried to talk to her in the copy room. She's totally not having it. 141 00:09:28,855 --> 00:09:30,564 Maybe she was just in a hurry. 142 00:09:30,565 --> 00:09:33,817 And maybe she's an uppity, "better than everyone" superskank. 143 00:09:35,403 --> 00:09:38,738 - Damn. - I know. She's pretty hot. 144 00:09:38,739 --> 00:09:40,865 That sucks. Why is it pretty girls... 145 00:09:40,866 --> 00:09:43,367 think they can treat people like crap and get away with it? 146 00:09:43,368 --> 00:09:45,536 Centuries of reinforcement. 147 00:09:45,537 --> 00:09:49,122 [Scoffs] You know what? Screw her. I don't care. 148 00:09:49,123 --> 00:09:51,625 If she wants to be that way, fine. 149 00:09:51,626 --> 00:09:54,002 [Elevator Bell Dings] 150 00:09:54,003 --> 00:09:56,504 �� [Headphones: Rock] 151 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,301 �� [Continues] 152 00:10:06,223 --> 00:10:09,974 [Faint] � Driving in your car� [Elevator Whirring] 153 00:10:09,975 --> 00:10:13,645 � Oh, please don't drop me home � 154 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:15,772 Smiths? 155 00:10:15,773 --> 00:10:18,274 Hi. 156 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:22,861 - I love the Smiths. - Sorry? 157 00:10:22,862 --> 00:10:25,321 I said I love the Smiths. 158 00:10:26,491 --> 00:10:28,533 [Stammers] 159 00:10:28,534 --> 00:10:30,619 You have... You have good taste in music. 160 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:32,662 - You like the Smiths? - Yeah. 161 00:10:32,663 --> 00:10:36,791 [Singing Along] � To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die � 162 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:39,877 I love 'em. [Elevator Bell Dings] 163 00:10:42,547 --> 00:10:45,047 Holy shit. 164 00:10:51,222 --> 00:10:53,190 There you go. Have another piece. 165 00:10:53,191 --> 00:10:54,832 - Ah. - Drinks? 166 00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:56,934 - Arthur, did you get a piece? - Thanks. 167 00:10:56,935 --> 00:10:59,686 - Want one? - Yeah. 168 00:11:00,563 --> 00:11:03,064 - Want one? - Mmm. 169 00:11:05,110 --> 00:11:07,860 - Summer, right? - Oh. Yeah. 170 00:11:07,861 --> 00:11:10,530 - Smiths fan. - Yeah. Tom. 171 00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:12,991 Want some, uh, uh... 172 00:11:12,992 --> 00:11:14,944 It's not champagne. I don't know what it is. 173 00:11:14,945 --> 00:11:15,952 Sure. 174 00:11:15,953 --> 00:11:18,495 So, how's it goin'? 175 00:11:18,496 --> 00:11:20,539 - Pretty good. - You just moved here, right? 176 00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:21,873 - Mm-hmm. - When? 177 00:11:21,874 --> 00:11:24,626 - Saturday. - Oh, wow. 178 00:11:24,627 --> 00:11:27,545 And, uh, what brought you? 179 00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:30,631 Boredom mostly. 180 00:11:30,632 --> 00:11:32,259 Wanted to try something new and exciting. 181 00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:33,259 Mmm. 182 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,995 Well, clearly you've come to the right place. 183 00:11:34,996 --> 00:11:36,595 [Chuckles] 184 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,180 [Chuckles] 185 00:11:38,181 --> 00:11:42,267 - So, have you worked here long? - About three or four years. 186 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:45,395 Wow. You've... 187 00:11:45,396 --> 00:11:47,647 always wanted to write greeting cards? [Chuckles] 188 00:11:47,648 --> 00:11:49,649 No, I don't even want to do it now. 189 00:11:49,650 --> 00:11:51,984 Well, you should do something else then. 190 00:11:51,985 --> 00:11:55,279 Yeah. I studied to be an architect, actually. 191 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:58,782 You did? That's cool. What happened there? 192 00:11:59,534 --> 00:12:01,534 It didn't work out. [Chuckles] 193 00:12:01,535 --> 00:12:04,495 I needed a job, and here we are. 194 00:12:04,496 --> 00:12:06,164 You any good? 195 00:12:06,165 --> 00:12:10,042 Well, um, I wrote this one. 196 00:12:11,879 --> 00:12:14,629 "Today you're a man. 197 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:16,631 Mazeltov on your bar mitzvah". 198 00:12:16,632 --> 00:12:19,551 It's a big seller. I meant as an architect. 199 00:12:19,552 --> 00:12:22,179 Yeah. 200 00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:24,347 I doubt it. - Well, 201 00:12:24,348 --> 00:12:27,391 you're a perfectly adequate greeting card writer. 202 00:12:27,392 --> 00:12:30,186 Thank you. That was actually my nickname in college. 203 00:12:30,187 --> 00:12:32,188 They called me "Perfectly Adequate" Hansen. 204 00:12:32,189 --> 00:12:34,605 They used to call me Anal Girl. 205 00:12:37,777 --> 00:12:41,612 I was very neat and organized. 206 00:12:44,492 --> 00:12:47,493 Well, I should get back, so- Uh- 207 00:12:47,494 --> 00:12:50,078 All right. See you later. 208 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:56,167 �� [Whistling] 209 00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:33,492 [Paper Crumples, Thuds In Trash Can] 210 00:13:34,995 --> 00:13:39,332 I don't know, man. I think it's official. 211 00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:42,584 I'm in love with Summer. I love her smile. 212 00:13:42,585 --> 00:13:45,879 I love her hair. I love her knees. 213 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,215 I love this heart-shaped birthmark she has on her neck. 214 00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:51,802 I love the way she sometimes licks her lips before she talks. 215 00:13:51,803 --> 00:13:54,595 I love the sound of her laugh. 216 00:13:54,596 --> 00:13:56,764 I love the way she looks when she's sleeping. 217 00:13:56,765 --> 00:13:58,766 �� [Pop] 218 00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,768 � She's like the wind � 219 00:14:00,769 --> 00:14:03,645 I love how I hear this song every- every time I think of her. 220 00:14:03,646 --> 00:14:06,106 I love how she makes me feel. 221 00:14:06,107 --> 00:14:08,108 Like- 222 00:14:08,109 --> 00:14:11,736 Like anything's possible, or like- I don't know. Like- 223 00:14:12,321 --> 00:14:15,238 Like life is worth it. 224 00:14:18,326 --> 00:14:20,744 This is not good. 225 00:14:22,539 --> 00:14:25,458 [Tom] She likes Magritte and Hopper. 226 00:14:25,459 --> 00:14:28,042 And we talked about Bananafish for like 20 minutes. 227 00:14:28,043 --> 00:14:30,086 We're so compatible, it's insane. 228 00:14:30,087 --> 00:14:33,506 She's... well, she's not like I thought at all, she's amazing. 229 00:14:33,507 --> 00:14:36,092 - [Rachel] Oh, boy. - What? 230 00:14:36,093 --> 00:14:40,929 Just 'cause some cute girl likes the same bizarro crap you do, 231 00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:43,015 that doesn't make her your soul mate, Tom. 232 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:46,393 - [Male Voice] Red team wins! - What do you mean? 233 00:14:47,312 --> 00:14:49,437 - It's off. - what? 234 00:14:49,438 --> 00:14:51,439 - Me and Summer. - Was it ever on? 235 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,692 No, but it could have been, in a world where good things happen to me. 236 00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:55,921 Yeah, well, that's not really where we live. 237 00:14:55,922 --> 00:14:56,903 No. 238 00:14:56,904 --> 00:14:59,112 [Video Game Sounds] Lucky. 239 00:14:59,113 --> 00:15:01,740 [Sighs] So, what happened? 240 00:15:01,741 --> 00:15:03,742 - All right. You ready? - Yeah. 241 00:15:03,743 --> 00:15:06,786 So there we are. 9 more floors to ride, just me and her. 242 00:15:06,787 --> 00:15:08,872 Hey, Summer. 243 00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:11,373 Hi. 244 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,460 How was your weekend? 245 00:15:14,461 --> 00:15:16,462 It was good. 246 00:15:16,463 --> 00:15:18,297 Can you believe that shit? 247 00:15:18,298 --> 00:15:21,552 - I'm sorry. what shit? - I think I missed something. 248 00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:24,302 She said, "It was good". Emphasis on the "good". 249 00:15:24,303 --> 00:15:25,272 She basically said... 250 00:15:25,273 --> 00:15:27,889 she spent the weekend having sex with some guy she met at the gym. 251 00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:30,099 Skank. Whatever. I'm over it. 252 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,976 - What the hell's wrong with you? - She's not interested in me. 253 00:15:32,977 --> 00:15:34,978 There's really nothing I can do about that. 254 00:15:34,979 --> 00:15:37,397 - Just because she said it was good? - And some other things. 255 00:15:37,398 --> 00:15:39,691 Like, did she say, uh, "hey" instead of "hi"? 256 00:15:39,692 --> 00:15:43,736 I mean, 'cause you know that... that means that she's a lesbian, right? 257 00:15:43,737 --> 00:15:45,905 I gave her plenty of chances. 258 00:15:45,906 --> 00:15:49,659 I'm going to the supply room. Do you guys need anything? 259 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:52,828 I think you know what I need. 260 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,041 Uh, toner. 261 00:15:58,042 --> 00:16:00,585 Okay. Sure. No problem. 262 00:16:03,923 --> 00:16:05,965 [Chuckles] 263 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,800 [Clicks] 264 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:13,722 �� [Rock] � Good times for a change � 265 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,642 � See, the luck I've had � [Volume Increases] 266 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:20,811 � Can make a good man turn bad � 267 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:25,775 � So, please, please, please � 268 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,528 � Let me, let me, let me � 269 00:16:29,529 --> 00:16:32,948 � Let me get what I want �� [Clicks off] 270 00:16:32,949 --> 00:16:37,077 Whatever, man. It's fine. I don't need this crap really. I just, you know... 271 00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:40,662 I'm comfortable. I'm unhassled. 272 00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:44,917 People don't realize this, but loneliness... 273 00:16:46,545 --> 00:16:49,671 - It's underrated. - You could just ask her out. 274 00:16:50,339 --> 00:16:52,465 Don't be stupid. 275 00:16:53,466 --> 00:16:57,053 Hey. [Mouthing Words] 276 00:16:59,223 --> 00:17:02,283 This Friday, all you can karaoke at the Mill. 277 00:17:02,284 --> 00:17:03,783 - No. - Why? 278 00:17:03,784 --> 00:17:06,353 They're not gonna let you back in there after last time. 279 00:17:06,354 --> 00:17:08,606 Ah, I wasn't that bad. 280 00:17:08,607 --> 00:17:11,692 Dude, you threw up on the stage, you tried to fight the bartender... 281 00:17:11,693 --> 00:17:13,693 and you threatened to burn the place down. 282 00:17:13,694 --> 00:17:16,529 - But I didn't burn the place down. - We're not going back there, man. 283 00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:20,241 Look. It's not like that, ok? It's a work thing. The whole office's going. 284 00:17:20,242 --> 00:17:22,827 - I can't go, even if I wanted... - You're not listening to me. 285 00:17:22,828 --> 00:17:26,704 - What? - The whole office is going. 286 00:17:27,957 --> 00:17:30,416 [Chattering] 287 00:17:34,255 --> 00:17:38,007 [Man] �Just like every cowboy � 288 00:17:38,008 --> 00:17:42,053 � Sings a sad, sad song � 289 00:17:42,054 --> 00:17:47,390 � Every rose has its thorn �� 290 00:17:47,391 --> 00:17:49,392 - Hi. - Hi. 291 00:17:49,393 --> 00:17:52,228 They said you weren't coming. You asked if I was... 292 00:17:52,229 --> 00:17:54,606 Goddamn. That song is brilliant! 293 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,650 - What's up, Hansen? - [Man] Summer. Summer... 294 00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:59,234 That's me. Come on up. 295 00:17:59,235 --> 00:18:01,528 You... [Applause] 296 00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:06,492 - Okay. I'm new, so no making fun of me. - [Man] Whoo! 297 00:18:06,493 --> 00:18:08,951 - Thanks, chief. - �� [Pop] 298 00:18:08,952 --> 00:18:10,953 - Ah, thanks. - Yeah, man. 299 00:18:10,954 --> 00:18:12,246 Cheers. 300 00:18:12,247 --> 00:18:14,748 �� [Continues] 301 00:18:15,626 --> 00:18:19,711 � I got some troubles but they won't last � 302 00:18:19,712 --> 00:18:23,882 � I'm gonna lay right down here in the grass � 303 00:18:23,883 --> 00:18:27,761 � And pretty soon all my troubles will pass � 304 00:18:27,762 --> 00:18:30,388 � 'Cause I'm in Su-Su-Su � 305 00:18:30,389 --> 00:18:32,390 � Su-Su-Su � 306 00:18:32,391 --> 00:18:34,850 � Su-Su-Su-Su-Su-Su � 307 00:18:34,851 --> 00:18:37,144 � Sugar Town �� 308 00:18:37,145 --> 00:18:39,271 [Cheering] 309 00:18:39,272 --> 00:18:41,772 �� [Continues] 310 00:18:43,859 --> 00:18:45,860 �� [Fades] 311 00:18:45,861 --> 00:18:48,113 - Like, that's what I was... - I guess. 312 00:18:48,114 --> 00:18:50,115 - Hello. [Chuckles] - Hi. 313 00:18:50,116 --> 00:18:52,783 I didn't, uh... I didn't know you were gonna join us. 314 00:18:52,784 --> 00:18:55,077 I would have gotten you, you know, a drink, or... 315 00:18:55,078 --> 00:18:57,079 - I'm good. - You're good? 316 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,107 You... You were great... great up, uh, singing. 317 00:18:59,108 --> 00:19:00,207 Thank you. 318 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,626 I wanted to sing "Born To Run," but they didn't have it. 319 00:19:02,627 --> 00:19:04,627 - I love "Born To Run". - Me too. 320 00:19:04,628 --> 00:19:07,088 - Tom's from New Jersey. - Really? 321 00:19:07,089 --> 00:19:09,966 Yeah. I grew up there. Uh, I lived there till I was 12. 322 00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,884 I named my cat after Springsteen. 323 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,886 No kidding. What... what was his name? 324 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,971 Bruce. 325 00:19:15,972 --> 00:19:17,681 Oh. That makes sense. 326 00:19:17,682 --> 00:19:20,142 [Chuckles] 327 00:19:20,143 --> 00:19:22,227 So, do you have a boyfriend? 328 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,229 - No. - Why not? 329 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:27,732 - 'Cause I don't want one. - Come on. I don't believe that. 330 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,776 You don't believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent? 331 00:19:30,777 --> 00:19:32,820 [Robotic Voice] Are you a lesbian? 332 00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:35,030 No, I'm not a lesbian. 333 00:19:35,031 --> 00:19:37,323 I just don't feel comfortable being anyone's girlfriend. 334 00:19:37,324 --> 00:19:41,035 I don't actually feel comfortable being anyone's anything, you know. 335 00:19:41,036 --> 00:19:43,580 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Really? 336 00:19:43,581 --> 00:19:45,665 Nope. [Chuckles] 337 00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:47,751 Okay. Let me break it down for you. 338 00:19:47,752 --> 00:19:52,004 - Break it down. - Okay. I like being on my own. 339 00:19:52,005 --> 00:19:55,132 Relationships are messy, and people's feelings get hurt. 340 00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:57,384 Who needs it? We're young. 341 00:19:57,385 --> 00:19:59,927 We live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world. 342 00:19:59,928 --> 00:20:02,263 Might as well have fun while we can and... 343 00:20:02,264 --> 00:20:04,682 save the serious stuff for later. 344 00:20:04,683 --> 00:20:08,019 Holy shit. You're a dude. She's a dude. 345 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:12,189 Okay. But wait, wait. What happens if you fall in love? 346 00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:14,191 [Chuckles] What? 347 00:20:14,192 --> 00:20:16,234 Well, you don't believe that, do you? 348 00:20:16,235 --> 00:20:18,612 It's love. It's not Santa Claus. 349 00:20:18,613 --> 00:20:20,614 Well, what does that word even mean? 350 00:20:20,615 --> 00:20:23,783 I've been in relationships, and I don't think I've ever seen it. 351 00:20:23,784 --> 00:20:25,336 - Well, maybe that's... - And most marriages... 352 00:20:25,337 --> 00:20:27,036 end in divorce these days. 353 00:20:27,037 --> 00:20:29,371 - Like my parents. - Okay. Mine too, but... 354 00:20:29,372 --> 00:20:32,166 Me thinks the lady dosth protest too much. 355 00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:35,460 The lady doestn't. 356 00:20:35,461 --> 00:20:38,588 There's no such thing as love. It's a fantasy. 357 00:20:38,589 --> 00:20:41,716 Well, I think you're wrong. 358 00:20:43,052 --> 00:20:45,469 Okay. Well, 359 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:48,513 what is it that I'm missing then? 360 00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:53,018 I think you know it when you feel it. 361 00:20:55,729 --> 00:20:58,731 I guess we can just agree to disagree. 362 00:21:00,651 --> 00:21:02,735 Yeah. 363 00:21:02,736 --> 00:21:05,446 - [Slams Table] - Okay. Who's singing next? 364 00:21:05,447 --> 00:21:08,281 I nominate young Werther here. 365 00:21:08,282 --> 00:21:10,492 I'm not nearly drunk enough to... Bartender. 366 00:21:10,493 --> 00:21:14,704 - [Summer] Whoo! Whoo! - � outside there's a boxcar waiting � 367 00:21:14,705 --> 00:21:18,999 � Outside the family stew � 368 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,294 - � out by the fire breathing � - [Both] Whoo! Whoo! 369 00:21:22,295 --> 00:21:26,423 � Outside we wait till our face turns blue � 370 00:21:26,424 --> 00:21:30,468 � I know the nervous walking � 371 00:21:30,469 --> 00:21:34,514 � I know the dirty beard ha-ha-hangs � 372 00:21:34,515 --> 00:21:37,934 � Out by the boxcar waiting � 373 00:21:37,935 --> 00:21:41,937 � Take me away to nowhere plains � 374 00:21:41,938 --> 00:21:45,941 - � There is a wait so long � - [Woman] � So long, so long � 375 00:21:45,942 --> 00:21:49,778 � There is a wait so long � 376 00:21:49,779 --> 00:21:51,779 � Here comes your man � 377 00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:56,075 Whoo! You're good! � Here comes your man � 378 00:21:57,494 --> 00:22:01,621 - � Here comes your man �� - [Summer] Is it... �� [Vocalizes] 379 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,292 - No? - No, that's not it. [Chuckles] 380 00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:07,294 - What is that then? - I don't know. That's not it... 381 00:22:07,295 --> 00:22:09,588 - That... That's something, - I know. 382 00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:12,090 - Ah, I used to watch it every week. - Oh. Yeah! 383 00:22:12,091 --> 00:22:14,133 - It was the best show on TV. - I know. 384 00:22:14,134 --> 00:22:16,468 - Knight Rider? Come on. - And the theme song is really good. 385 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:19,513 - So good. - This is gonna bother me for a week. 386 00:22:19,514 --> 00:22:21,515 Me too. 387 00:22:21,516 --> 00:22:25,018 � And I'm proud to be an American � 388 00:22:25,019 --> 00:22:27,812 � Where at least I know I'm free � 389 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:31,816 - � And I'd like to entertain... �� - [Slurring] 390 00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:34,318 [Microphone Feedback] 391 00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:37,321 - You were amazing. - [Tom] I know, buddy. 392 00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:39,323 You're amazing. [Chuckles] 393 00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:41,325 - This was so much fun. - Yeah. 394 00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:43,619 - You guys are so much... - Wait! wait! Hey. 395 00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:46,037 - What's up? - Not you. 396 00:22:46,038 --> 00:22:48,080 You. [Chuckles] 397 00:22:48,081 --> 00:22:49,832 - He likes you. - Okay. 398 00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,834 - He likes likes you! - Good night, McKenzie. 399 00:22:51,835 --> 00:22:53,836 - Why don't you just tell her, Tom? - Yeah. 400 00:22:53,837 --> 00:22:56,631 You guys are the best! Sorry you had to see that. He's... 401 00:22:56,632 --> 00:22:58,924 Happens every time we come here. He, uh... I don't know. 402 00:22:58,925 --> 00:23:00,926 Something about that guy and singing. [Chuckles] 403 00:23:00,927 --> 00:23:03,011 - Is that true? - Yeah, yeah. 404 00:23:03,012 --> 00:23:06,139 He drinks, and he sings and just loses his shit. 405 00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:08,349 No, uh, not McKenzie. 406 00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:10,434 Um, the other thing. 407 00:23:10,435 --> 00:23:12,853 What thing? 408 00:23:13,438 --> 00:23:15,939 Do you... like me? 409 00:23:18,109 --> 00:23:20,860 [Laughs] Yeah. 410 00:23:20,861 --> 00:23:23,362 Yeah, of course I like you. 411 00:23:23,864 --> 00:23:26,323 As friends? 412 00:23:26,867 --> 00:23:28,993 Right. As friends. 413 00:23:28,994 --> 00:23:31,954 Just as friends? 414 00:23:31,955 --> 00:23:36,458 Yeah. I mean, I... I don't know. I hadn't really thought about, um... 415 00:23:36,459 --> 00:23:38,835 Yes. why? 416 00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:42,213 No reason. I just... 417 00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:46,801 I think you're interesting, and I'd like for us to be friends. 418 00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:49,386 Is that all right? 419 00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:53,723 Yeah. It's, um... 420 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:56,851 - Yeah. You and me. We should be friends. - Mmm. 421 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,353 Okay. Good. 422 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:11,406 Well, I'm that way, so... 423 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:16,494 - Okay. Well, good night. - Good night. 424 00:24:34,137 --> 00:24:37,471 - Hey. - Hi. 425 00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:49,398 [Machines Beeping] 426 00:24:51,736 --> 00:24:54,904 [Whirring] 427 00:25:04,622 --> 00:25:07,958 So, that was fun the other night. 428 00:25:25,475 --> 00:25:29,143 [Copier whirs, Stops] 429 00:25:41,364 --> 00:25:43,990 [Knocking] 430 00:25:43,991 --> 00:25:46,868 [Knocking Continues] 431 00:25:46,869 --> 00:25:48,870 - You son of a bitch. - Shh! 432 00:25:48,871 --> 00:25:50,873 The same girl you've been obsessing over for weeks now? 433 00:25:50,874 --> 00:25:51,873 I've not been obsessing. 434 00:25:51,874 --> 00:25:54,001 The girl you said was outta your league, that you'd never have a chance with... 435 00:25:54,002 --> 00:25:55,817 - in a million years. That girl. - Paul, seriously. 436 00:25:55,818 --> 00:25:57,252 - Did you bang her? - No. 437 00:25:57,253 --> 00:26:00,089 - What, hum job? Hand job? - Man, no. 438 00:26:00,090 --> 00:26:04,676 No jobs. I'm still unemployed. We... We kissed. 439 00:26:04,677 --> 00:26:07,512 Level with me, man. Come on. This is your best friend, huh? 440 00:26:07,513 --> 00:26:09,998 Your best friend who tolerated you whining about this girl, 441 00:26:09,999 --> 00:26:11,099 - for... for weeks on end. - Paul... 442 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,266 You were essentially stalking her! 443 00:26:12,267 --> 00:26:14,102 - Paul! Shh! - [Door opening] 444 00:26:14,103 --> 00:26:17,520 �� [Stereo: Man Singing Pop] 445 00:26:18,106 --> 00:26:20,690 - Hi. - Hey. 446 00:26:20,691 --> 00:26:23,068 - I'm Summer. - Summer. 447 00:26:23,069 --> 00:26:26,863 - I'm Paul. - Hi, Paul. Nice to meet you. 448 00:26:30,408 --> 00:26:34,245 Well, I gotta go. I gotta do some, you know. 449 00:26:34,246 --> 00:26:37,331 - Yeah, man. - Um, pretend I was never here. 450 00:26:37,332 --> 00:26:40,166 Oh, wait! Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. Um, if any jobs come up... 451 00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:42,585 Thanks, Paul! See ya! 452 00:26:42,586 --> 00:26:45,338 [Door opens, Closes] 453 00:26:45,339 --> 00:26:50,218 He's, uh, you know, an old friend. 454 00:26:50,219 --> 00:26:52,553 If you heard any of, um... 455 00:26:52,554 --> 00:26:55,013 - Heard what? - Nothing. You wanna go? 456 00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:58,183 Yeah. I'm stalking. I mean, I'm starving. 457 00:27:01,646 --> 00:27:04,605 - [Chattering] - Ah, hon? 458 00:27:04,606 --> 00:27:07,066 Our sink is broken. 459 00:27:10,946 --> 00:27:14,739 Man, all of our sinks are broken. 460 00:27:21,622 --> 00:27:23,665 [Tom] What are we looking for again? 461 00:27:23,666 --> 00:27:25,916 Uh, trivets. How 'bout a fly gel? 462 00:27:25,917 --> 00:27:28,085 [Chuckles] No, I don't think so. 463 00:27:28,086 --> 00:27:31,130 No? You don't want a fly gel? [Chuckling] 464 00:27:31,131 --> 00:27:33,632 [Sighs] Home sweet home. 465 00:27:35,593 --> 00:27:39,304 Our place really is lovely, isn't it? 466 00:27:39,305 --> 00:27:41,306 Yes. 467 00:27:41,307 --> 00:27:43,933 Ooh! Idol's on. 468 00:27:51,024 --> 00:27:53,567 [Chuckles] The TV's not working. 469 00:27:53,568 --> 00:27:55,903 Oh. 470 00:27:55,904 --> 00:27:59,697 Well, I'm famished. 471 00:27:59,698 --> 00:28:02,116 Let's eat. 472 00:28:03,619 --> 00:28:06,078 �� [Rock] 473 00:28:06,747 --> 00:28:08,788 Mmm. Smells delicious. 474 00:28:08,789 --> 00:28:13,292 Oh, honey, that's because it is delicious. 475 00:28:13,878 --> 00:28:16,004 I made it myself. 476 00:28:16,005 --> 00:28:18,381 Bald eagle. Your favorite. 477 00:28:18,382 --> 00:28:21,299 Mm-hmm. [Chuckling] 478 00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:28,557 The sink's broken. 479 00:28:28,558 --> 00:28:31,183 Well, that's okay, because... 480 00:28:32,895 --> 00:28:35,438 that's why we bought a home with two kitchens. 481 00:28:35,439 --> 00:28:37,815 You're so smart. 482 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:40,235 I'll race you to the bedroom. 483 00:28:40,236 --> 00:28:43,070 [Man] � Left behind � 484 00:28:43,071 --> 00:28:46,573 � There goes the fear again � 485 00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:51,327 � Let it go � 486 00:28:51,913 --> 00:28:55,706 � There goes the fear�� 487 00:28:55,707 --> 00:28:58,208 �� [Fades] 488 00:29:00,545 --> 00:29:04,006 Darling, I don't know how to tell you this, 489 00:29:04,007 --> 00:29:08,718 but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom. 490 00:29:16,268 --> 00:29:18,769 [Chuckling] 491 00:29:23,191 --> 00:29:25,692 [Giggling] 492 00:29:26,777 --> 00:29:28,778 This is fun. 493 00:29:28,779 --> 00:29:31,447 �� [Whistling] You're fun. 494 00:29:31,448 --> 00:29:33,866 Thanks. 495 00:29:37,954 --> 00:29:39,955 Hey, um, 496 00:29:39,956 --> 00:29:43,292 I just wanna tell you that, um, 497 00:29:43,293 --> 00:29:46,461 I'm not really looking... 498 00:29:46,462 --> 00:29:50,589 for anything... serious. 499 00:29:52,843 --> 00:29:55,636 Is that okay? 500 00:29:55,637 --> 00:29:58,055 Yeah. 501 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:02,851 'Cause some people kinda freak out when they hear that. 502 00:30:02,852 --> 00:30:05,437 No, not me. 503 00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:07,897 You sure? 504 00:30:07,898 --> 00:30:11,900 - Yeah. Like, casual. - Right? Take it slow. 505 00:30:11,901 --> 00:30:13,944 Right. 506 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:16,446 No pressure. 507 00:30:19,659 --> 00:30:22,076 [Sighs] 508 00:30:49,311 --> 00:30:52,145 [Whispers] Can you, uh... Can you wait one second? 509 00:30:56,692 --> 00:30:59,361 [Door opens, Closes] 510 00:30:59,362 --> 00:31:03,114 Okay. Settle. She's just a girl. 511 00:31:03,115 --> 00:31:05,158 Just a girl. 512 00:31:05,159 --> 00:31:07,868 She wants to keep it casual, 513 00:31:07,869 --> 00:31:10,454 which is why she's in my bed right now. 514 00:31:10,455 --> 00:31:13,582 But that's casual. That's what casual people do. 515 00:31:14,959 --> 00:31:17,460 That's fine. That's great. 516 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:25,801 - Hi. - Hi. 517 00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:30,930 �� [Pop] 518 00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:43,901 � What I want you've got and it might be hard to handle � 519 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,195 � Like the flame that burns the candle � 520 00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:49,365 � The candle feeds the flame � 521 00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:52,534 � Yeah, yeah what I've got full stock � 522 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:54,953 � of thoughts and dreams that scatter� [Fireworks Whistle, Explode] 523 00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:58,206 � You're pullin' them all together � 524 00:31:58,207 --> 00:32:01,709 � And I can't explain oh, yeah � 525 00:32:01,710 --> 00:32:04,336 - � Well, well, you � - Hey. 526 00:32:04,337 --> 00:32:06,338 � Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh � Hello. 527 00:32:06,339 --> 00:32:08,340 � You make my dreams come true � 528 00:32:08,341 --> 00:32:11,135 - � Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh � - Hi. 529 00:32:11,136 --> 00:32:14,095 � Ooh-ooh � � well, well, well, you � 530 00:32:14,096 --> 00:32:16,931 � Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh � � oh, yeah � 531 00:32:16,932 --> 00:32:20,268 - � You make my dreams come true � - Thanks. 532 00:32:20,269 --> 00:32:22,687 � ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh � � Yeah, oh, yeah � 533 00:32:22,688 --> 00:32:24,188 � You � 534 00:32:24,189 --> 00:32:29,234 � on a night when bad dreams become a screamer� 535 00:32:29,235 --> 00:32:32,320 � when they're messin' with the dreamer� [Crowd Cheering] 536 00:32:32,321 --> 00:32:35,281 � I can laugh it in the face � 537 00:32:35,866 --> 00:32:38,200 � Twist and shout my way out � 538 00:32:38,201 --> 00:32:40,703 � And wrap yourself around me � 539 00:32:40,704 --> 00:32:43,664 � 'Cause I ain't the way you found me � 540 00:32:43,665 --> 00:32:47,208 � And I'll never be the same oh, yeah � 541 00:32:47,209 --> 00:32:49,877 � Well, well, you � 542 00:32:51,964 --> 00:32:54,257 � You make my dreams come true � 543 00:32:54,258 --> 00:32:57,135 � ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh � � whoa, yeah � 544 00:32:57,136 --> 00:33:00,053 � Ooh-ooh � � well, well, well, you � 545 00:33:00,054 --> 00:33:02,848 � Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh � � Whoo-whoo � 546 00:33:02,849 --> 00:33:06,268 � You make my dreams come true � 547 00:33:06,269 --> 00:33:08,145 � ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh � [Chirping] 548 00:33:08,146 --> 00:33:10,188 � oh-oh-oh, yeah � � Ooh-ooh � 549 00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:12,690 � Now listen to this � 550 00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:16,110 � I'm down on my daydream � 551 00:33:16,111 --> 00:33:19,363 � oh, that sleepwalk should be over by now � 552 00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:21,781 � Oh, no � 553 00:33:22,283 --> 00:33:24,701 � Yeah, you � 554 00:33:24,702 --> 00:33:26,661 � Yeah �� 555 00:33:28,164 --> 00:33:30,581 [Bell Dings] 556 00:33:33,585 --> 00:33:36,003 [Sighs] 557 00:33:37,964 --> 00:33:40,758 You know, I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna get Alfredo's number. 558 00:33:40,759 --> 00:33:42,759 - Okay. - And I'll... And I'll bring it to you. 559 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,801 - Okay. - Okay? 560 00:33:43,802 --> 00:33:45,053 Is this Solitaire? 561 00:33:45,054 --> 00:33:48,139 So, did you get her back yet or what? 562 00:33:50,392 --> 00:33:52,893 Working on it. 563 00:33:55,688 --> 00:33:58,857 - Hey, maybe you should write a book. - What? 564 00:33:58,858 --> 00:34:01,735 Well, you know, Henry Miller said the best way to get over a woman... 565 00:34:01,736 --> 00:34:03,779 is to turn her into literature. 566 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:06,697 Well, that guy had a lot more sex than me. 567 00:34:06,698 --> 00:34:09,199 [Computer Chimes] 568 00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:13,162 Oh, this is it! This is it! 569 00:34:13,163 --> 00:34:15,248 [Summer's Voice] So great to hear from you. 570 00:34:15,249 --> 00:34:17,290 I can't this week, but maybe next? 571 00:34:17,291 --> 00:34:19,917 I hope this means you're ready to be friends. 572 00:34:23,297 --> 00:34:28,800 �� [Summer Vocalizing Theme From Knight Rider] 573 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:36,058 �� [Continues] 574 00:34:36,059 --> 00:34:38,935 Yeah, that's it. That is it. 575 00:34:38,936 --> 00:34:41,479 Your girl is losing it. 576 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,107 [Tom] Can you just be serious, for just a second? 577 00:34:44,108 --> 00:34:46,317 - I am being totally serious. - No, you're joking around. 578 00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:49,027 No, I am not joking around. "Octopus's Garden"? 579 00:34:49,028 --> 00:34:51,738 Yes, "Octopus's Garden" is the best Beatles song ever recorded. 580 00:34:51,739 --> 00:34:53,615 Why don't you just say "Piggies"? 581 00:34:53,616 --> 00:34:55,742 Come on. I love Ringo Starr! 582 00:34:55,743 --> 00:34:59,913 - Nobody loves Ringo Starr. - That's what I love about him. 583 00:35:01,748 --> 00:35:04,166 No, no. [Giggling] 584 00:35:06,295 --> 00:35:08,921 [Summer] Ooh, this looks good. 585 00:35:08,922 --> 00:35:11,298 Gets really good reviews. 586 00:35:11,299 --> 00:35:14,676 [Shower Running] [Woman Moaning] 587 00:35:14,677 --> 00:35:19,055 You know what? That looks pretty doable. 588 00:35:19,056 --> 00:35:22,017 - Why are you asking me now? - Because this was your idea. 589 00:35:22,018 --> 00:35:24,018 [Summer Laughing] 590 00:35:24,019 --> 00:35:26,103 - Put your hand there. - Wait one second. 591 00:35:26,104 --> 00:35:30,316 - Okay. Three, two, one! - One. 592 00:35:30,317 --> 00:35:32,692 [Summer Laughing] 593 00:35:33,402 --> 00:35:37,155 Yeah, the street level isn't so exciting, but- 594 00:35:37,156 --> 00:35:41,826 - Like, if you look up... - [Man] � Sweet � 595 00:35:41,827 --> 00:35:46,788 � Disposition � 596 00:35:46,789 --> 00:35:50,042 [Tom] The Fine Arts Building. 597 00:35:50,043 --> 00:35:55,838 The guys who designed this, Walker and Eisen, are... 2 of my favorites. 598 00:35:55,839 --> 00:35:59,884 � Never � Isn't that cool? 599 00:35:59,885 --> 00:36:05,055 � Too soon �� 600 00:36:10,686 --> 00:36:12,896 - This is my favorite spot. - This is? 601 00:36:12,897 --> 00:36:15,315 This is your favorite spot? 602 00:36:15,316 --> 00:36:17,692 Right here. 603 00:36:17,693 --> 00:36:20,694 How come? [Chuckles] 604 00:36:20,695 --> 00:36:23,906 Uh, I don't know. It's kinda hard to explain, I guess. 605 00:36:23,907 --> 00:36:26,742 Well, try. 606 00:36:26,743 --> 00:36:29,577 Um... Well, okay. 607 00:36:29,578 --> 00:36:33,456 Like, that building... that's, uh... 608 00:36:33,457 --> 00:36:36,250 That's been there since 1911. 609 00:36:36,251 --> 00:36:39,462 And that- that's the Continental. That's L.A.'s first skyscraper. 610 00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:41,922 It was built in 1904. 611 00:36:41,923 --> 00:36:43,715 What is that? 612 00:36:43,716 --> 00:36:45,842 That? 613 00:36:45,843 --> 00:36:48,970 - That's a parking lot. - Oh! 614 00:36:48,971 --> 00:36:52,931 Yeah. That's... That's also a parking lot. 615 00:36:53,725 --> 00:36:56,268 That's, um... Yeah. 616 00:36:56,269 --> 00:36:59,313 There's a lot of beautiful stuff here too though. 617 00:37:01,817 --> 00:37:06,027 I don't know. I just... wish people would notice it more. 618 00:37:06,028 --> 00:37:10,031 If it were me, then, uh... 619 00:37:10,032 --> 00:37:12,450 If it were you what? 620 00:37:12,451 --> 00:37:16,036 I don't know. I think I'd... make 'em notice. 621 00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:19,372 How would you make them notice? 622 00:37:21,292 --> 00:37:25,044 I don't know. There's a lotta different stuff you could do. 623 00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:27,030 Show me. 624 00:37:27,631 --> 00:37:29,902 Please. I don't know anything about architecture. 625 00:37:29,903 --> 00:37:31,342 [Laughing] 626 00:37:31,343 --> 00:37:34,178 - You want me to draw you something? - Yeah. 627 00:37:34,179 --> 00:37:38,097 - I don't have any paper. - Well, use my arm. 628 00:37:39,809 --> 00:37:41,893 Please, I need a tattoo. 629 00:37:41,894 --> 00:37:45,980 - Well, let's see your arm. - That's the spirit. 630 00:37:48,108 --> 00:37:52,153 Well, the buildings need to be integrated better, so... 631 00:37:52,154 --> 00:37:55,572 You could maximize light capacity here. 632 00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:21,554 It's kind of messy. 633 00:38:21,555 --> 00:38:24,056 That's okay. 634 00:38:27,352 --> 00:38:29,770 [Sets Keys Down] 635 00:38:35,318 --> 00:38:39,696 [Narrator] For Tom Hansen, this was the night where everything changed. 636 00:38:39,697 --> 00:38:43,115 That wall Summer so often hid behind- 637 00:38:43,116 --> 00:38:47,202 the wall of distance, of space, of casual- 638 00:38:48,079 --> 00:38:51,456 that wall was slowly coming down. 639 00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:54,834 For here was Tom, in her world, 640 00:38:54,835 --> 00:38:59,339 a place few had been invited to see with their own eyes. 641 00:38:59,340 --> 00:39:01,674 And here was Summer, wanting him there. 642 00:39:01,675 --> 00:39:04,511 Him, no one else. 643 00:39:04,512 --> 00:39:06,804 - Have you ever been in a tornado? - No. 644 00:39:06,805 --> 00:39:10,641 [Chuckling] It's that and my teeth falling out. 645 00:39:10,642 --> 00:39:12,643 I have that too! - You do? 646 00:39:12,644 --> 00:39:16,103 Yeah! It's so weird. It's like being an old man. 647 00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:18,940 [Chuckles] What else do you have? 648 00:39:18,941 --> 00:39:21,067 Um, earthquakes? 649 00:39:21,068 --> 00:39:23,402 Really? - No. 650 00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:26,197 [Laughing] 651 00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:31,117 [Summer] You know, I dream sometimes about flying. 652 00:39:31,118 --> 00:39:34,204 It starts out like I'm running really, really fast. 653 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,206 I'm, like, superhuman. 654 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:39,583 And the terrain starts to get really rocky and steep. 655 00:39:39,584 --> 00:39:43,462 And then I'm running so fast that my feet aren't even touching the ground. 656 00:39:43,463 --> 00:39:48,592 And I'm floating, and it's like this amazing, amazing realness. 657 00:39:49,677 --> 00:39:52,011 I'm free. I'm safe. 658 00:39:52,012 --> 00:39:54,931 Then I realize, 659 00:39:54,932 --> 00:39:58,100 I'm completely alone. 660 00:40:00,562 --> 00:40:03,105 And then I wake up. 661 00:40:03,106 --> 00:40:05,190 [Narrator] As he listened, Tom began to realize... 662 00:40:05,191 --> 00:40:08,735 that these weren't stories routinely told. 663 00:40:08,736 --> 00:40:12,154 These were stories one had to earn. [Continues, Faint] 664 00:40:12,155 --> 00:40:15,241 He could feel the wall coming down. 665 00:40:15,242 --> 00:40:18,619 He wondered if anyone else had made it this far. 666 00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:22,706 Which is why the next six words changed everything. 667 00:40:22,707 --> 00:40:26,209 I've never told anybody that before. 668 00:40:29,797 --> 00:40:31,882 I guess I'm not just anybody. 669 00:40:31,883 --> 00:40:34,266 - [Video Game Beeping] - So what are you exactly? 670 00:40:34,267 --> 00:40:36,410 - I don't know. - Are you her boyfriend? 671 00:40:36,411 --> 00:40:38,804 - It's not that simple. - Sure, it is. 672 00:40:38,805 --> 00:40:41,015 What, like, are we going steady? Come on, guys. 673 00:40:41,016 --> 00:40:43,726 You know, we're... we're adults. We know how we feel. 674 00:40:43,727 --> 00:40:45,810 We don't need to put labels on it. 675 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:47,812 I mean, "boyfriend," "girlfriend". 676 00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:51,441 All that stuff is... It's really juvenile. 677 00:40:51,442 --> 00:40:53,943 - You sound gay. - You really do. 678 00:40:53,944 --> 00:40:55,944 Okay, first of all, 679 00:40:55,945 --> 00:40:59,990 your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in the 7th grade, 680 00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:02,784 and you dated for, like, three hours. 681 00:41:02,785 --> 00:41:07,830 And you... you've been with Robyn since what... like 1998? 682 00:41:07,831 --> 00:41:10,333 - '97. - '97. See... 683 00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:13,169 [Video Game Beeps] - Shoot. 684 00:41:13,170 --> 00:41:17,923 I don't think the two of you are exactly authorities on modern relationships. 685 00:41:23,387 --> 00:41:26,181 - So, what should I do? - You should ask her. 686 00:41:26,182 --> 00:41:28,183 - [Sighs] - What? 687 00:41:28,184 --> 00:41:30,893 Well, why rock the boat, is what I'm thinking. 688 00:41:30,894 --> 00:41:32,978 I mean, things are going well. 689 00:41:32,979 --> 00:41:35,648 You start putting labels on it, that's like the kiss of death. 690 00:41:35,649 --> 00:41:39,526 - It's like saying, "I love you". - Yeah, I know what you mean. 691 00:41:39,527 --> 00:41:42,528 That's what happened between me and Sean. 692 00:41:42,529 --> 00:41:45,198 - Who the hell's Sean? - My boyfriend before Mark. 693 00:41:45,199 --> 00:41:47,617 Who the... never mind. 694 00:41:47,618 --> 00:41:51,495 - So, what you're saying... - I'm saying you do wanna ask her. 695 00:41:51,496 --> 00:41:54,706 It's obvious. You're just afraid you'll get an answer you don't want, 696 00:41:54,707 --> 00:41:56,328 which will shatter all the illusions... 697 00:41:56,329 --> 00:41:58,877 of how great these past few months have been. 698 00:41:58,878 --> 00:42:00,879 Now look, if it were me, 699 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,422 I'd find out now before you show up at her place... 700 00:42:03,423 --> 00:42:07,510 and, well, she's in bed with Lars from Norway. 701 00:42:07,511 --> 00:42:10,388 - [Applause] - Who's Lars from Norway? 702 00:42:10,389 --> 00:42:12,390 Just some guy she met at the gym... 703 00:42:12,391 --> 00:42:16,392 with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs. 704 00:42:17,895 --> 00:42:20,480 [Whistle Blows] Wait! No, Coach. We're not done here. 705 00:42:20,481 --> 00:42:22,565 - Rachel! - Look, it's easy, Tom. 706 00:42:22,566 --> 00:42:25,066 Just don't be a pussy. 707 00:42:33,576 --> 00:42:37,286 �� [Acoustic Guitar] 708 00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:41,582 �� [woman Singing In French] 709 00:42:41,583 --> 00:42:44,085 You okay? 710 00:42:44,086 --> 00:42:47,254 - Yeah. - You sure? 711 00:42:47,255 --> 00:42:50,007 Summer, I gotta ask you something. 712 00:42:50,008 --> 00:42:52,509 - What? - What are we, um... 713 00:42:54,053 --> 00:42:56,930 - What're we doing? - I thought we were going to the movies. 714 00:42:56,931 --> 00:42:59,432 Yeah. Nah, I mean, like, what are we, like... 715 00:42:59,433 --> 00:43:02,143 What's going on here, with us? 716 00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:04,603 I don't know. 717 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,732 Who cares? 718 00:43:07,733 --> 00:43:10,817 - I'm happy. Aren't you happy? - Yeah. 719 00:43:10,818 --> 00:43:12,819 Good. 720 00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:15,947 �� [Continues] 721 00:43:21,119 --> 00:43:23,578 �� [Vocalizing Along To Song] 722 00:43:27,042 --> 00:43:29,543 �� [Continues] 723 00:43:45,725 --> 00:43:48,101 �� [Ends] 724 00:43:48,603 --> 00:43:50,687 London, 1964. 725 00:43:50,688 --> 00:43:52,731 Those girls knew how to dress. 726 00:43:52,732 --> 00:43:56,400 Nowadays, it's all these giant sunglasses... 727 00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:58,736 and tattoos. 728 00:43:58,737 --> 00:44:01,030 It's handbags with little dogs in them. 729 00:44:01,031 --> 00:44:05,533 - Who okayed this? - Some people like it. 730 00:44:06,786 --> 00:44:08,912 I like how you dress. 731 00:44:08,913 --> 00:44:12,540 I was thinking about getting a butterfly tattoo about yeh big on my ankle. 732 00:44:12,541 --> 00:44:14,626 No. [Chuckles] 733 00:44:14,627 --> 00:44:16,418 Oh. 734 00:44:16,419 --> 00:44:18,754 Yo. 735 00:44:18,755 --> 00:44:20,756 How's it going? 736 00:44:20,757 --> 00:44:23,008 Uh, okay. 737 00:44:23,009 --> 00:44:25,344 You live around here? 738 00:44:25,345 --> 00:44:27,595 Um, yeah, not too far. 739 00:44:27,596 --> 00:44:29,972 I've never seen you here before. 740 00:44:29,973 --> 00:44:32,183 You're not too observant. 741 00:44:32,184 --> 00:44:35,311 That's funny. You're funny. 742 00:44:35,312 --> 00:44:38,313 - So let me buy you a drink. - No, Thank you. 743 00:44:40,024 --> 00:44:42,234 - You with this guy? - Hey, I'm Tom. 744 00:44:42,235 --> 00:44:44,903 Whatever. So, come on. One drink. What're you drinking? 745 00:44:44,904 --> 00:44:47,155 I said no, thanks. 746 00:44:47,156 --> 00:44:49,157 You're serious? This guy? 747 00:44:49,158 --> 00:44:51,200 Hey, buddy... You know what? Don't be rude. 748 00:44:51,201 --> 00:44:53,327 I'm flattered, but I'm not interested. 749 00:44:53,328 --> 00:44:57,789 So why don't you go over there and leave us alone? Thanks. 750 00:44:59,292 --> 00:45:01,792 It's a free country. 751 00:45:10,344 --> 00:45:14,012 I can't believe this is your boyfriend. 752 00:45:20,395 --> 00:45:22,604 What are you doing? 753 00:45:22,605 --> 00:45:24,605 [Glass Clattering] 754 00:45:24,606 --> 00:45:27,692 [Chuckling] It was really just a crazy thing. 755 00:45:27,693 --> 00:45:31,112 It happened like... It felt like it happened fast, but really, 756 00:45:31,113 --> 00:45:34,281 it... it also felt like it was happening really slowly, 757 00:45:34,282 --> 00:45:36,366 like everything all was just... 758 00:45:36,367 --> 00:45:40,078 I don't know. It doesn't feel like you think it would... 759 00:45:40,079 --> 00:45:42,873 Hey, what's the matter? 760 00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:45,875 I just... I can't believe you. 761 00:45:45,876 --> 00:45:48,210 You can't believe me? 762 00:45:48,211 --> 00:45:51,005 You were so completely, completely uncool in there. 763 00:45:51,006 --> 00:45:55,176 Wait. Are you mad at me? I just got my ass kicked for you. 764 00:45:55,177 --> 00:45:57,552 Oh, really? Was that for me? Was that for my benefit? 765 00:45:57,553 --> 00:45:59,262 Yes, it was. 766 00:45:59,263 --> 00:46:01,723 Okay, well, next time don't, 'cause I don't need your help. 767 00:46:01,724 --> 00:46:05,685 You know what? I'm really tired. 768 00:46:07,812 --> 00:46:10,689 Can we talk about this tomorrow? 769 00:46:11,191 --> 00:46:13,275 [Siren Wailing In Distance] 770 00:46:13,276 --> 00:46:15,735 [Exhales] 771 00:46:23,076 --> 00:46:25,119 No. You know what? 772 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:28,623 I'm not going anywhere till you tell me what's going on. 773 00:46:28,624 --> 00:46:31,124 Nothing's going on. 774 00:46:32,752 --> 00:46:35,169 [Exhales] We're just... 775 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,132 What? We're just what? 776 00:46:39,133 --> 00:46:42,968 - We're just friends. - No! Don't pull that with me! 777 00:46:42,969 --> 00:46:45,054 Don't even try to... 778 00:46:45,055 --> 00:46:48,515 This is not how you treat your friend. 779 00:46:48,516 --> 00:46:52,644 Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? 780 00:46:52,645 --> 00:46:55,980 Shower sex? Come on! Friends, my balls! 781 00:47:01,946 --> 00:47:04,488 I like you, Tom. I just don't want a relationship... 782 00:47:04,489 --> 00:47:07,074 Well, you're not the only one that gets a say in this! 783 00:47:07,075 --> 00:47:10,202 I do too! And I say we're a couple, goddamn it! 784 00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:13,163 [opens Door, Slams] 785 00:47:16,541 --> 00:47:19,084 After you, please. 786 00:47:33,516 --> 00:47:35,933 [Sighs] 787 00:47:39,854 --> 00:47:42,355 [Thunder Rumbling] 788 00:47:58,247 --> 00:48:00,747 [Doorbell Buzzes] 789 00:48:02,292 --> 00:48:04,709 [Sighs] 790 00:48:33,069 --> 00:48:35,570 I shouldn't have done that. 791 00:48:36,781 --> 00:48:39,700 - Done what? - Gotten mad at you. 792 00:48:39,701 --> 00:48:42,118 I'm sorry. 793 00:48:45,664 --> 00:48:49,792 Look, we don't have to put a label on it. 794 00:48:49,793 --> 00:48:51,878 That's fine. I get it. 795 00:48:51,879 --> 00:48:55,047 But, you know, I just... I need some consistency. 796 00:48:55,048 --> 00:48:57,507 I know. 797 00:48:57,508 --> 00:49:00,594 I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning... 798 00:49:00,595 --> 00:49:03,721 and... feel differently. 799 00:49:10,145 --> 00:49:13,064 And I can't give you that. [Exhales] 800 00:49:13,065 --> 00:49:15,482 Nobody can. 801 00:49:18,444 --> 00:49:21,988 �� [Whistling] 802 00:49:21,989 --> 00:49:24,074 [Sighs, Hisses] 803 00:49:24,075 --> 00:49:26,618 That hurt? I'm sorry. 804 00:49:26,619 --> 00:49:29,203 No, it doesn't hurt. 805 00:49:29,204 --> 00:49:32,038 I like you. [Chuckles] 806 00:49:33,625 --> 00:49:36,126 [Giggles] All right. 807 00:49:45,302 --> 00:49:47,845 � You loved her You were kissing � 808 00:49:47,846 --> 00:49:52,432 - Shh. well, what about you? - Did you ever even have a boyfriend? 809 00:49:52,433 --> 00:49:54,434 - Well, of course. - Yeah? 810 00:49:54,435 --> 00:49:56,478 Yeah. Well, tell me about them. 811 00:49:56,479 --> 00:49:58,480 No. - Oh? why not? 812 00:49:58,481 --> 00:50:00,856 Because it's not important. 813 00:50:00,857 --> 00:50:03,442 I'm interested. 814 00:50:03,443 --> 00:50:05,861 [Sighs] 815 00:50:06,488 --> 00:50:08,697 All right. Fine. You want to go there? 816 00:50:08,698 --> 00:50:11,366 - Yeah. I can take it. - Fine. 817 00:50:14,161 --> 00:50:16,579 So- 818 00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:19,749 Well, in high school there was Markus. 819 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:22,127 - Quarterback-slash-homecoming king? - [Whistle Blows] 820 00:50:22,128 --> 00:50:25,128 No. He was a rower. 821 00:50:25,839 --> 00:50:27,840 He was very hot. 822 00:50:27,841 --> 00:50:29,675 [Chuckles] 823 00:50:29,676 --> 00:50:33,887 For a brief time in college there was, um... there was Charlie. 824 00:50:35,931 --> 00:50:38,349 She was nice, but... 825 00:50:38,934 --> 00:50:41,769 And then there was my semester in Sienna. 826 00:50:41,770 --> 00:50:44,271 Fernando Belardelli. 827 00:50:46,482 --> 00:50:48,442 Also known as "The Puma". 828 00:50:48,443 --> 00:50:52,403 - The Puma? - Yeah, The Puma, 'cause, you know. 829 00:50:55,533 --> 00:50:57,825 So... 830 00:50:57,826 --> 00:51:01,120 - Oh, that's it? - The ones that lasted, yeah. 831 00:51:01,121 --> 00:51:03,664 What happened? Why... Why didn't they work out? 832 00:51:03,665 --> 00:51:06,542 What always happens. Life. 833 00:51:06,543 --> 00:51:09,001 [Exhales] 834 00:51:12,214 --> 00:51:14,340 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 835 00:51:14,341 --> 00:51:17,385 - No, it's not. - It's awesome. Trust me. 836 00:51:17,386 --> 00:51:19,803 I'm serious. 837 00:51:20,555 --> 00:51:23,014 I'll go first. 838 00:51:24,184 --> 00:51:27,435 [Exhales] Penis. 839 00:51:35,527 --> 00:51:37,528 Penis. 840 00:51:37,529 --> 00:51:39,822 Penis! Penis! 841 00:51:39,823 --> 00:51:41,823 Penis! There's kids around. 842 00:51:41,824 --> 00:51:44,326 There are no kids around. [Giggling] 843 00:51:44,327 --> 00:51:46,620 Penis! Penis! 844 00:51:46,621 --> 00:51:48,830 - You having fun? - Yeah. 845 00:51:48,831 --> 00:51:51,249 This is the kind of thing you did with The Puma, isn't it? 846 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:54,585 Oh, we rarely left the room. 847 00:51:54,586 --> 00:51:57,296 [Loud] Penis! 848 00:51:57,297 --> 00:51:59,590 Sorry. Tourette's. You know how it is. Penis! 849 00:51:59,591 --> 00:52:01,717 She has it too. Penis! Penis! 850 00:52:01,718 --> 00:52:05,261 - Shh. Everyone's looking over here. - I'm done. I'm done. 851 00:52:05,262 --> 00:52:06,971 - Are you done? - I'm done. 852 00:52:06,972 --> 00:52:08,640 - You're done? - Yeah. 853 00:52:08,641 --> 00:52:10,892 - This is too much. - Unleash me. I'm done. 854 00:52:10,893 --> 00:52:13,394 - Promise? - I promise. 855 00:52:14,354 --> 00:52:16,355 I promise. 856 00:52:16,356 --> 00:52:18,732 [Screaming] Penis! 857 00:52:18,733 --> 00:52:21,234 [Laughing] 858 00:52:32,704 --> 00:52:35,915 - It's very complex. - Mmm. 859 00:52:35,916 --> 00:52:39,042 In a way, it sort of, like, 860 00:52:39,043 --> 00:52:41,920 says... so much... 861 00:52:41,921 --> 00:52:44,798 by... 862 00:52:44,799 --> 00:52:47,592 saying so little. 863 00:52:53,056 --> 00:52:56,933 - Do you wanna go to the movies? - Yep. 864 00:53:01,063 --> 00:53:03,647 [No Audible Dialogue] 865 00:53:14,242 --> 00:53:17,660 [Film]: Man Speaking French. 866 00:53:21,164 --> 00:53:23,665 [French Continues] 867 00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,281 [Man Speaking Swedish] Suffering. 868 00:53:58,282 --> 00:54:01,367 [Man Speaking Swedish] So much suffering. 869 00:54:02,870 --> 00:54:04,871 Suffering. Suffering. 870 00:54:04,872 --> 00:54:07,997 [Man Speaking Swedish Continues] 871 00:54:13,588 --> 00:54:16,047 [Speaks French] 872 00:54:18,634 --> 00:54:22,553 [French] 873 00:54:28,225 --> 00:54:30,810 �� [orchestra: Dramatic] 874 00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:46,241 T... Tom? 875 00:54:46,242 --> 00:54:49,244 Mr. Vance would like to see you in his office. 876 00:54:50,412 --> 00:54:52,664 [Knocks] Tom. 877 00:54:52,665 --> 00:54:54,916 Have a seat. 878 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:57,334 [Exhales] 879 00:54:58,087 --> 00:55:01,421 Has something happened to you recently? 880 00:55:01,422 --> 00:55:03,507 What do you mean? 881 00:55:03,508 --> 00:55:07,052 A death in the family, someone taken ill... Anything like that. 882 00:55:07,053 --> 00:55:09,470 No. 883 00:55:10,473 --> 00:55:12,807 Look, I don't mean to pry, but... 884 00:55:12,808 --> 00:55:15,017 does this have something to do with Summer leaving? 885 00:55:15,018 --> 00:55:18,270 - Who? - My assistant. 886 00:55:18,271 --> 00:55:22,900 Your, um... Tom, everyone knows. 887 00:55:24,694 --> 00:55:26,778 Never mind. 888 00:55:26,779 --> 00:55:30,740 The reason I'm asking is, lately your work performance... 889 00:55:30,741 --> 00:55:33,535 has been... a little off. 890 00:55:33,536 --> 00:55:36,537 - I'm not following. - Okay. 891 00:55:36,538 --> 00:55:39,123 Um, here's something that you wrote last week. 892 00:55:39,124 --> 00:55:42,292 Uh, "Roses are red, violets are blue. 893 00:55:42,293 --> 00:55:44,628 Fuck you, whore". 894 00:55:44,629 --> 00:55:47,505 Now, most shoppers at Valentine's Day... 895 00:55:47,506 --> 00:55:50,466 - Mr. Vance, are you firing me? - No. No. 896 00:55:50,467 --> 00:55:53,594 Relax, Hansen. You're one of the good ones. 897 00:55:53,595 --> 00:55:56,305 Okay. Uh, yeah, I'm sorry. 898 00:55:56,306 --> 00:55:58,390 Things have been a little difficult. 899 00:55:58,391 --> 00:56:01,810 That's okay. I completely understand that. 900 00:56:01,811 --> 00:56:06,314 I'm just saying that perhaps you could channel those energies, 901 00:56:06,315 --> 00:56:10,150 um, into something like this. 902 00:56:13,321 --> 00:56:15,364 Funerals and sympathy. 903 00:56:15,365 --> 00:56:18,826 Misery, sadness, loss of faith, 904 00:56:18,827 --> 00:56:21,035 no reason to live. 905 00:56:21,036 --> 00:56:23,663 This is perfect for you. 906 00:56:23,664 --> 00:56:26,207 - Uh... - Good. okay. 907 00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:29,126 Now back to work you go. 908 00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:35,882 Thank you. 909 00:56:50,856 --> 00:56:52,696 - Hey. - Hey. 910 00:56:52,697 --> 00:56:54,467 Don't you have, like, 20 cards to write by Friday? 911 00:56:54,468 --> 00:56:55,567 Nope. All done. 912 00:56:55,568 --> 00:56:58,695 Really? Can you help me? 'Cause I've run out of ways to say "congrats". 913 00:56:58,696 --> 00:57:02,491 Okay. I got "Good job," "Well done" and "Way to go". 914 00:57:02,492 --> 00:57:04,200 That's it. 915 00:57:04,201 --> 00:57:08,787 How about, "Every day you make me proud, 916 00:57:09,289 --> 00:57:11,499 but today you get a card". 917 00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:14,501 - Shit, that's good! - I know. 918 00:57:15,044 --> 00:57:18,546 Have you tried "Merry"? 919 00:57:18,547 --> 00:57:21,925 Wow! That's perfect! Merry! - Wow! 920 00:57:21,926 --> 00:57:25,053 We've been stuck on this for an hour. 921 00:57:25,054 --> 00:57:28,847 Hmm. How about... 922 00:57:33,728 --> 00:57:35,813 "I love us"? 923 00:57:35,814 --> 00:57:37,771 Aw. 924 00:57:39,441 --> 00:57:41,025 I hate Summer. 925 00:57:41,026 --> 00:57:43,152 I hate her crooked teeth. 926 00:57:43,153 --> 00:57:44,946 I hate her 1960s haircut. 927 00:57:44,947 --> 00:57:46,739 I hate her knobby knees. 928 00:57:46,740 --> 00:57:49,699 And I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. 929 00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:52,702 I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. 930 00:57:52,703 --> 00:57:55,705 And I hate the way she sounds when she laughs. 931 00:57:56,999 --> 00:57:59,750 [Man] � She's like the wind � 932 00:57:59,751 --> 00:58:02,252 I hate this song! 933 00:58:02,921 --> 00:58:06,674 Son, you're gonna have to exit the vehicle. 934 00:58:06,675 --> 00:58:08,926 [Woman] I normally don't do blind dates, 935 00:58:08,927 --> 00:58:12,053 but Paul and Robyn spoke very highly of you. 936 00:58:12,054 --> 00:58:14,556 - Ah. - They said you write greeting cards. 937 00:58:14,557 --> 00:58:16,641 That's so interesting. I wanted to write. 938 00:58:16,642 --> 00:58:19,018 I actually majored in English in college, 939 00:58:19,019 --> 00:58:21,104 but what are you gonna do with that degree? 940 00:58:21,105 --> 00:58:23,313 - I went to Brown. Where did you go? - Alison. 941 00:58:23,314 --> 00:58:25,315 Hmm? 942 00:58:25,316 --> 00:58:27,693 Listen, it's great to meet you, 943 00:58:27,694 --> 00:58:30,153 and... you're a very attractive girl. 944 00:58:30,154 --> 00:58:33,239 I just wanted to say up front that this isn't- 945 00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:36,784 - It's not gonna go anywhere. - Oh. 946 00:58:36,785 --> 00:58:40,538 I liked this girl. I mean, I loved her. 947 00:58:40,539 --> 00:58:42,540 What does she do? 948 00:58:42,541 --> 00:58:46,293 She took a giant shit on my face. 949 00:58:46,294 --> 00:58:49,253 - Literally. - Literally? 950 00:58:49,839 --> 00:58:53,091 Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus. 951 00:58:53,092 --> 00:58:55,384 What's the matter with you? 952 00:58:55,385 --> 00:58:57,803 The point is, 953 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,848 I'm messed up. I am. 954 00:59:00,849 --> 00:59:02,693 You know, on the one hand, I wanna forget her. 955 00:59:02,694 --> 00:59:04,790 On the other hand, 956 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:06,886 I know that she's the only person... 957 00:59:06,887 --> 00:59:09,606 in the entire universe that will make me happy. 958 00:59:09,607 --> 00:59:11,649 - Mm-hmm. - You ever do this? 959 00:59:11,650 --> 00:59:13,692 You think back on the times you had with someone, 960 00:59:13,693 --> 00:59:16,362 replay it in your head over and over again, and... 961 00:59:16,363 --> 00:59:19,856 you look for those first signs of trouble. 962 00:59:22,085 --> 00:59:23,828 There's two options really. 963 00:59:23,829 --> 00:59:27,297 Either... she's an evil, 964 00:59:27,298 --> 00:59:30,833 emotionless, miserable human being, 965 00:59:30,834 --> 00:59:35,004 or... she's a robot. 966 00:59:35,005 --> 00:59:37,089 Small Wonder. You know, Vicki. 967 00:59:37,090 --> 00:59:40,391 - That would explain a lot actually. - Can I ask you a question? 968 00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:43,803 - Yeah. - She never cheated on you? 969 00:59:43,804 --> 00:59:44,823 No. Never. 970 00:59:44,824 --> 00:59:48,183 She ever take advantage of you in any way? 971 00:59:48,184 --> 00:59:50,185 No. 972 00:59:50,186 --> 00:59:54,813 And she told you up front that she didn't want a boyfriend. 973 00:59:55,732 --> 00:59:58,400 Yeah. 974 01:00:02,196 --> 01:00:04,748 I got a great idea. 975 01:00:04,949 --> 01:00:08,993 � Well, some things you can explain away � 976 01:00:08,994 --> 01:00:12,497 � But my heartache's in me every day � 977 01:00:12,498 --> 01:00:16,500 � Did you stand by me No, not at all � 978 01:00:16,501 --> 01:00:17,902 � Di... �� 979 01:00:17,903 --> 01:00:21,396 Oh, fine! Go! That's fine. See ya. 980 01:00:21,397 --> 01:00:25,132 Waste of time. You don't look anything like Summer. 981 01:00:26,218 --> 01:00:30,104 [Man on P.A.] Now departing on Track 2, Pacific Surfliner. 982 01:00:30,105 --> 01:00:32,598 Full service to Santa Barbara. 983 01:00:32,599 --> 01:00:35,057 [Engineer] All aboard, please. 984 01:00:41,983 --> 01:00:43,984 - Hey, baby. - Hey, you here? 985 01:00:43,985 --> 01:00:46,068 - Hell no. - What do you mean, "Hell no"? 986 01:00:46,069 --> 01:00:48,737 - I'm not going to that. - Yes, you are. 987 01:00:48,738 --> 01:00:50,781 No, man. It's gonna be all old people. 988 01:00:50,782 --> 01:00:53,242 Yeah, but you said you were going. That's why I'm going. 989 01:00:53,243 --> 01:00:56,061 And that's why I called her last night, told her I was sick. 990 01:00:56,062 --> 01:00:57,164 Like a ninja. Dude! 991 01:00:57,165 --> 01:00:59,664 I mean, I'm not gonna know anybody at this thing. 992 01:00:59,665 --> 01:01:02,250 Maybe you'll meet some hot granddaughters or something. 993 01:01:02,251 --> 01:01:04,752 - I'm hanging up now. - Bye, baby. 994 01:01:05,504 --> 01:01:07,797 [Man on P.A.] May I have your attention, please? 995 01:01:07,798 --> 01:01:10,173 Passengers boarding the train in Los Angeles, please... 996 01:01:10,174 --> 01:01:12,759 have your tickets out and ready for collection. 997 01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:15,261 [Continues, Indistinct] 998 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,081 Hi, Tom! 999 01:01:46,082 --> 01:01:48,584 Hey. Summer. 1000 01:01:48,585 --> 01:01:52,421 - I must've walked right by you. - Yeah. 1001 01:01:52,422 --> 01:01:55,965 Well, um, what're you doing? Are you going to Millie's? 1002 01:01:57,843 --> 01:01:59,927 - Me too. - Cool. 1003 01:01:59,928 --> 01:02:01,540 I forgot you knew her. 1004 01:02:01,541 --> 01:02:04,639 Yeah, we worked together all that time, so... 1005 01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:07,142 of course. I love Millie. She's the sweetest. 1006 01:02:07,143 --> 01:02:09,269 She is. 1007 01:02:09,270 --> 01:02:11,646 - How are you? - I'm good. 1008 01:02:11,647 --> 01:02:13,982 Good. I... I wrote to you. I never heard back, but... 1009 01:02:13,983 --> 01:02:16,525 Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that. I... I just, you know... 1010 01:02:16,526 --> 01:02:19,945 It got kinda crazy, and the holiday came up, so work was... 1011 01:02:19,946 --> 01:02:22,448 You still working for Vance? 1012 01:02:22,449 --> 01:02:24,325 Yeah. 1013 01:02:24,326 --> 01:02:28,995 Well, I was gonna go get a coffee if you wanna... 1014 01:02:30,706 --> 01:02:33,458 [Chuckles] "The Architecture of Happiness". 1015 01:02:33,459 --> 01:02:35,668 - Yeah. - That looks like a good book. 1016 01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:37,836 Yeah, it's... [Clears Throat] 1017 01:02:37,837 --> 01:02:42,049 - Well, I don't wanna bother you. - No, no. I, um... 1018 01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:44,510 Yeah, let's get coffee. 1019 01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:46,970 After you. 1020 01:02:50,557 --> 01:02:53,976 [Man] � Sweet � [No Audible Dialogue] 1021 01:02:53,977 --> 01:03:01,190 � Disposition � 1022 01:03:05,321 --> 01:03:11,659 � Never� 1023 01:03:11,660 --> 01:03:17,706 � Too soon � 1024 01:03:19,751 --> 01:03:23,336 � A moment, a love A dream aloud � 1025 01:03:23,337 --> 01:03:27,215 � A kiss, a cry our rights, our wrongs � 1026 01:03:27,216 --> 01:03:30,135 - You look nice. - Thanks. 1027 01:03:30,136 --> 01:03:32,178 - So do you. - � Sweet � 1028 01:03:32,179 --> 01:03:37,015 - Well? - � Disposition �� 1029 01:03:41,187 --> 01:03:43,605 [whispers] Penis. 1030 01:03:44,731 --> 01:03:46,732 No. 1031 01:03:46,733 --> 01:03:49,318 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1032 01:03:49,319 --> 01:03:51,696 You may kiss the bride. 1033 01:03:51,697 --> 01:03:54,073 [Woman] � Helping the kids out of their coats � 1034 01:03:54,074 --> 01:03:58,409 � Wait, the babies haven't been born � 1035 01:03:59,078 --> 01:04:02,038 � Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh � 1036 01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:05,083 � Unpacking the bags and setting up � 1037 01:04:05,084 --> 01:04:08,002 � And planting lilacs and buttercups � 1038 01:04:08,003 --> 01:04:10,880 [Summer] Ok, what else you got? �� [Continues, Faint] 1039 01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:13,090 - Well, you snore. - No, I don't. 1040 01:04:13,091 --> 01:04:15,426 - You do. - No, I don't. 1041 01:04:15,427 --> 01:04:17,427 - Yeah. - Well, you do too. 1042 01:04:17,428 --> 01:04:20,847 Oh, I definitely do. And your feet reek. 1043 01:04:20,848 --> 01:04:22,932 - That one time! - No, every time. 1044 01:04:22,933 --> 01:04:24,934 That one time! [Chuckling] No. 1045 01:04:24,935 --> 01:04:27,187 That one time especially, but every time. 1046 01:04:27,188 --> 01:04:31,481 And when you wake up, your hair, it sticks up like that. 1047 01:04:31,482 --> 01:04:33,609 - It's ridiculous. - You're ridiculous. 1048 01:04:33,610 --> 01:04:35,652 Your favorite Beatle is Ringo. 1049 01:04:35,653 --> 01:04:37,988 Damn right! 1050 01:04:37,989 --> 01:04:40,281 - Ringo's the best. - Ringo is... 1051 01:04:40,282 --> 01:04:43,117 Goose! Oh! oh! oh! 1052 01:04:43,118 --> 01:04:47,371 Man! He's fast. Damn! All right. 1053 01:04:47,372 --> 01:04:49,457 You got me. Duck. 1054 01:04:49,458 --> 01:04:51,791 [Giggling] Duck. 1055 01:04:51,792 --> 01:04:57,839 � At last � 1056 01:04:57,840 --> 01:05:03,260 � My love has come along � 1057 01:05:05,555 --> 01:05:07,932 � My lonely days are over � 1058 01:05:07,933 --> 01:05:10,392 One, two, three. 1059 01:05:12,811 --> 01:05:17,106 [Exhales] � And life is like a song � 1060 01:05:17,107 --> 01:05:19,108 - Wanna dance? - Yeah. 1061 01:05:19,109 --> 01:05:21,110 Okay. 1062 01:05:21,111 --> 01:05:24,320 � Oh, at last � 1063 01:05:27,825 --> 01:05:30,911 - � The skies above are blue � - Hey, I was wondering, um... 1064 01:05:30,912 --> 01:05:35,665 I was gonna maybe have a party on Friday, um, 1065 01:05:35,666 --> 01:05:40,127 on our roof top that has, like, a really nice garden, 1066 01:05:40,128 --> 01:05:42,213 if you want to come. 1067 01:05:42,214 --> 01:05:44,298 - Yeah. - � for you are mine � 1068 01:05:44,299 --> 01:05:46,716 If you're not busy. 1069 01:05:46,717 --> 01:05:49,844 - � At last � - I don't think I will be. 1070 01:05:49,845 --> 01:05:52,638 [Chuckling] 1071 01:05:54,267 --> 01:05:56,518 - They're good, huh? - They are good. 1072 01:05:56,519 --> 01:05:59,394 �� [Ends] 1073 01:06:25,295 --> 01:06:27,296 I guess I just got lucky. 1074 01:06:27,297 --> 01:06:29,715 Um, we met in elementary school. 1075 01:06:29,716 --> 01:06:32,758 In seventh grade we had the same class schedule, 1076 01:06:32,759 --> 01:06:34,969 and, uh, 1077 01:06:34,970 --> 01:06:38,389 we just clicked, you know? 1078 01:06:38,390 --> 01:06:40,099 Love? 1079 01:06:40,100 --> 01:06:41,891 Shit, I don't know. 1080 01:06:41,892 --> 01:06:45,395 As long as she's cute and she's willing, right? 1081 01:06:45,396 --> 01:06:48,982 I'm flexible on the cute, so- 1082 01:06:48,983 --> 01:06:51,693 Twenty-one years. 1083 01:06:51,694 --> 01:06:54,862 She's the light that guides me home. 1084 01:06:54,863 --> 01:06:58,032 Yes, that is from one of our cards. 1085 01:06:58,033 --> 01:07:00,117 No. Someone else wrote it. 1086 01:07:00,118 --> 01:07:02,536 Doesn't make it less true. 1087 01:07:02,537 --> 01:07:05,246 I think technically the "girl of my dreams"... 1088 01:07:05,247 --> 01:07:10,043 would probably have, like, a really bodacious rack, you know. 1089 01:07:10,044 --> 01:07:12,545 Maybe different hair. 1090 01:07:12,546 --> 01:07:15,089 Probably... You know, she'd probably be a little more into sports. 1091 01:07:15,090 --> 01:07:18,508 But, um, truthfully, 1092 01:07:18,509 --> 01:07:22,387 Robyn's... Robyn's better than the girl of my dreams. 1093 01:07:22,388 --> 01:07:25,265 She's real. 1094 01:07:37,860 --> 01:07:41,905 [Woman] � He never, ever saw it coming at all � 1095 01:07:41,906 --> 01:07:45,992 [Buzzes] � Never, ever saw it coming at all � 1096 01:07:45,993 --> 01:07:48,119 [Narrator] Tom walked to her apartment, 1097 01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:51,080 intoxicated by the promise of the evening. 1098 01:07:51,081 --> 01:07:53,874 - � It's all right It's all right � - He believed that this time... 1099 01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:56,794 his expectations would align with reality. 1100 01:07:56,795 --> 01:07:59,628 � It's all right � 1101 01:08:05,803 --> 01:08:09,889 � Hey, open wide Here comes original sin � 1102 01:08:09,890 --> 01:08:12,765 - Hi. - Hey. 1103 01:08:14,811 --> 01:08:17,354 � Hey, open wide Here comes original sin � - You look nice. 1104 01:08:17,355 --> 01:08:19,147 [Chuckles] Yeah. Thanks. 1105 01:08:19,148 --> 01:08:20,899 - I like your tie. Wow! - Hi. 1106 01:08:20,900 --> 01:08:22,650 - How you doing? - Good. How are you? 1107 01:08:22,651 --> 01:08:24,944 - Good. - � It's all right It's all right � 1108 01:08:24,945 --> 01:08:28,322 � It's all right It's all right, it's all right � 1109 01:08:28,323 --> 01:08:31,033 � It's all right � 1110 01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:35,495 � No one's got it all � I, um, brought you something. 1111 01:08:35,496 --> 01:08:38,497 � No one's got it all � That's so nice. 1112 01:08:39,083 --> 01:08:43,378 � No one's got it all � Thank you. 1113 01:08:43,379 --> 01:08:46,088 You shouldn't have. That's so nice. It's the... 1114 01:08:46,089 --> 01:08:48,090 - Thank you so much. - No problem. 1115 01:08:48,091 --> 01:08:50,175 - I'm excited to read it. - Yeah. 1116 01:08:50,176 --> 01:08:52,219 Come on. 1117 01:08:52,220 --> 01:08:54,388 � And we're going to these meetings � 1118 01:08:54,389 --> 01:08:58,433 - So, Tom, what is it that you do? - Uh, I write greeting cards. 1119 01:08:58,434 --> 01:09:01,227 Tom could be a really great architect if he wanted to be. 1120 01:09:01,228 --> 01:09:03,479 [Woman] That's unusual. 1121 01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:05,648 I mean, what made you go from one to the other? 1122 01:09:05,649 --> 01:09:07,941 I guess I just figured, 1123 01:09:07,942 --> 01:09:10,694 why make something disposable, like a building, 1124 01:09:10,695 --> 01:09:14,698 when you can make something that lasts forever, like a greeting card? 1125 01:09:14,699 --> 01:09:16,992 [Chuckles] 1126 01:09:16,993 --> 01:09:21,245 � It's all right It's all right � 1127 01:09:21,246 --> 01:09:24,665 � It's all right It's all right � [Chuckles] 1128 01:09:24,666 --> 01:09:27,835 What? � It's all right � 1129 01:09:27,836 --> 01:09:31,504 - � No one's got it all � - Do you guys know each other? 1130 01:09:31,505 --> 01:09:38,886 � No one's got it all � 1131 01:09:40,013 --> 01:09:42,556 � Power to the people We don't want it � 1132 01:09:42,557 --> 01:09:45,851 � we want pleasure And the TVs try to rape us � 1133 01:09:45,852 --> 01:09:48,270 � And I guess that they're succeeding � 1134 01:09:48,271 --> 01:09:50,355 � And we're going to these meetings � 1135 01:09:50,356 --> 01:09:52,732 � But we're not doing any meeting � 1136 01:09:52,733 --> 01:09:54,734 � And we're trying to be faithful � 1137 01:09:54,735 --> 01:09:58,779 � But we're cheating cheating, cheating � 1138 01:09:58,780 --> 01:10:05,930 � I'm the hero of the story Don't need to be saved � 1139 01:10:05,931 --> 01:10:12,831 � I'm the hero of the story Don't need to be saved � 1140 01:10:12,832 --> 01:10:17,213 � I'm the hero of the story Don't need to be saved � 1141 01:10:17,214 --> 01:10:19,590 � It's all right � 1142 01:10:19,591 --> 01:10:23,177 � It's all right It's all right, it's all right � 1143 01:10:23,178 --> 01:10:25,970 � It's all right It's all right � 1144 01:10:25,971 --> 01:10:28,723 � It's all right It's all right, it's all right � 1145 01:10:28,724 --> 01:10:32,226 � It's all right It's all right � 1146 01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:40,972 � No one's got it all � 1147 01:10:40,973 --> 01:10:45,155 � No one's got it all � 1148 01:10:45,156 --> 01:10:47,906 � All, all � 1149 01:10:48,492 --> 01:10:50,701 � All, all �� 1150 01:10:50,702 --> 01:10:58,327 [Alarm Buzzing] 1151 01:10:58,328 --> 01:11:01,628 [Alarm Buzzing] 1152 01:11:08,010 --> 01:11:11,136 �� [Rock] 1153 01:11:11,137 --> 01:11:14,515 [Man] � Hung up and bent on a stranger � 1154 01:11:14,516 --> 01:11:18,769 �Just trying to swing a full-time ride � 1155 01:11:18,770 --> 01:11:22,397 � I never knew the cold hand of danger � 1156 01:11:22,398 --> 01:11:25,316 � Till I met this one and took it inside � 1157 01:11:25,317 --> 01:11:27,318 � Now I can't get near it � 1158 01:11:27,319 --> 01:11:29,529 Get a room! Really. � Don't want to hear it � 1159 01:11:29,530 --> 01:11:31,989 � My cover's blown � 1160 01:11:31,990 --> 01:11:34,575 � I walked in the rain like a drone � 1161 01:11:34,576 --> 01:11:36,827 � All the way to Marquette � 1162 01:11:36,828 --> 01:11:39,538 [Alarm Buzzing] 1163 01:11:39,539 --> 01:11:41,998 � The infinite pet � 1164 01:11:43,542 --> 01:11:45,626 � Oh, no � 1165 01:11:46,128 --> 01:11:49,046 � No, no, no, no, no � 1166 01:11:49,047 --> 01:11:51,465 � Cheaper than all your threats � 1167 01:11:51,466 --> 01:11:53,967 � No, no �� Shit. 1168 01:11:53,968 --> 01:11:56,803 I've been calling you every 5 minutes. Are you okay? 1169 01:11:56,804 --> 01:11:58,847 - I'm great. - What happened to you? 1170 01:11:58,848 --> 01:12:02,100 - I don't wanna talk about it. - You always wanna talk about it. 1171 01:12:02,101 --> 01:12:04,643 - Not this. - Okay. well, come on. Let's go. 1172 01:12:04,644 --> 01:12:07,938 - Where are we going? - It's Thursday! 1173 01:12:07,939 --> 01:12:11,275 This one says, "Go for it!" 1174 01:12:11,276 --> 01:12:13,819 And this one says, "You can do it!" 1175 01:12:13,820 --> 01:12:16,946 We have a whole line of inspirational photographic cards... 1176 01:12:16,947 --> 01:12:19,157 featuring Pickles, my cat. 1177 01:12:19,158 --> 01:12:22,076 I think people will really enjoy them. 1178 01:12:22,077 --> 01:12:25,246 - Thank you. - [Vance] Good job, Rhoda. 1179 01:12:25,247 --> 01:12:27,372 That's inspirational stuff. 1180 01:12:27,373 --> 01:12:30,458 Okay. Who's next? 1181 01:12:31,711 --> 01:12:33,754 We haven't heard from Sympathy in a while. 1182 01:12:33,755 --> 01:12:35,464 Hansen? - Yeah? 1183 01:12:35,465 --> 01:12:38,299 The Winter Collection? Do you have anything to contribute? 1184 01:12:38,300 --> 01:12:40,426 Uh, no. 1185 01:12:40,427 --> 01:12:42,428 I really don't. 1186 01:12:42,429 --> 01:12:44,555 [Clears Throat] Okay. 1187 01:12:44,556 --> 01:12:47,391 We'll come back to you. Uh, McKenzie? 1188 01:12:48,268 --> 01:12:50,894 Actually, you know what? - Yes, Tom? 1189 01:12:50,895 --> 01:12:53,813 Can I say something about the cat? - Well, okay. 1190 01:12:53,814 --> 01:12:56,149 Yeah, uh, this is- 1191 01:12:56,150 --> 01:12:58,276 And, Rhoda, no disrespect here, 1192 01:12:58,277 --> 01:13:01,987 but, um, this is total shit. 1193 01:13:01,988 --> 01:13:04,281 Tom! "Go for it" and "You can do it"? 1194 01:13:04,282 --> 01:13:06,492 That's not inspirational. That's suicidal. 1195 01:13:06,493 --> 01:13:09,536 If Pickles goes for it right there, that's a dead cat. 1196 01:13:09,537 --> 01:13:12,622 These are lies. we're liars. 1197 01:13:12,623 --> 01:13:15,041 Think about it. Why do people buy these things? 1198 01:13:15,042 --> 01:13:17,460 It's not 'cause they want to say how they feel. 1199 01:13:17,461 --> 01:13:21,506 People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel, or they're afraid to. 1200 01:13:21,507 --> 01:13:24,007 We provide the service that lets them off the hook. 1201 01:13:24,008 --> 01:13:27,636 You know what? I say, to hell with it! Let's level with America. 1202 01:13:27,637 --> 01:13:30,305 At least let them speak for themselves! Right? 1203 01:13:30,306 --> 01:13:33,599 I mean, look! What... what is this? What does it say? 1204 01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:35,601 "Congratulations on your new baby". Right? 1205 01:13:35,602 --> 01:13:37,895 How about, "Congratulations on your new baby. 1206 01:13:37,896 --> 01:13:39,932 That's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you". 1207 01:13:39,933 --> 01:13:41,102 - Sit down, Hansen. - How about this one, 1208 01:13:41,103 --> 01:13:42,767 with all the pretty hearts on the front? 1209 01:13:42,768 --> 01:13:45,276 I know where this is going. Yep! 1210 01:13:45,277 --> 01:13:48,947 "Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. I love you". 1211 01:13:48,948 --> 01:13:52,534 That sweet? Ain't love grand? 1212 01:13:52,535 --> 01:13:54,786 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 1213 01:13:54,787 --> 01:13:56,954 What does that even mean, "love"? 1214 01:13:56,955 --> 01:13:59,832 Do you know? Do you? Anybody? 1215 01:13:59,833 --> 01:14:01,333 Tom. 1216 01:14:01,334 --> 01:14:04,836 If somebody gave me this card, Mr. Vance, I would eat it. 1217 01:14:06,214 --> 01:14:10,633 It's... It's these cards, and the movies, and the pop songs... 1218 01:14:10,634 --> 01:14:13,302 They're to blame for all the lies... 1219 01:14:13,303 --> 01:14:16,764 and the heartache, everything. 1220 01:14:16,765 --> 01:14:20,016 And we're responsible. I'm responsible. 1221 01:14:22,395 --> 01:14:25,480 I think we do a bad thing here. 1222 01:14:25,481 --> 01:14:29,108 People should be able to say how they feel... how they really feel... 1223 01:14:29,109 --> 01:14:33,320 not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouths. 1224 01:14:33,321 --> 01:14:36,323 Words like "love"... 1225 01:14:38,785 --> 01:14:41,619 that don't mean anything. 1226 01:14:42,204 --> 01:14:44,997 Sorry. I'm sorry. I, uh... 1227 01:14:46,917 --> 01:14:49,127 I quit. I'm... 1228 01:14:49,128 --> 01:14:52,212 There's enough bullshit in the world without my help. 1229 01:15:03,474 --> 01:15:05,891 [Elevator Bell Dings] 1230 01:15:17,361 --> 01:15:20,071 [Woman] All right. Next we do running drills. 1231 01:15:20,072 --> 01:15:22,324 Hey, you're sketching again. 1232 01:15:22,325 --> 01:15:24,617 Yeah, well, just doodling. 1233 01:15:24,618 --> 01:15:28,412 Okay, Tom. we got 20 seconds. Talk to me. You okay? 1234 01:15:28,413 --> 01:15:31,164 Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. 1235 01:15:37,421 --> 01:15:40,048 You know, my friends are all in love with you. 1236 01:15:40,049 --> 01:15:42,091 You know, it's like we said. 1237 01:15:42,092 --> 01:15:45,345 Plenty of other fish in the sea. - Thanks. 1238 01:15:45,346 --> 01:15:47,679 But, uh, those are guppies. 1239 01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:49,681 [Chuckles] Yeah. 1240 01:15:49,682 --> 01:15:53,060 Hey, Tom? - Mmm. 1241 01:15:53,061 --> 01:15:57,314 Look, I know you think that she was the one, 1242 01:15:58,065 --> 01:16:00,483 but I don't. 1243 01:16:00,484 --> 01:16:03,820 Now, I think you're just remembering the good stuff. 1244 01:16:03,821 --> 01:16:06,906 Next time you look back, I, uh- 1245 01:16:06,907 --> 01:16:09,907 I really think you should look again. 1246 01:16:16,415 --> 01:16:19,417 �� [Acoustic Guitar: "Bookends"] 1247 01:16:46,651 --> 01:16:50,362 It's playing at 5:00. Do you wanna see it? 1248 01:16:50,363 --> 01:16:54,407 Um, I don't know. We could just go back to your place or... 1249 01:16:54,408 --> 01:16:57,743 No, I really want to see it. Let's go. 1250 01:16:59,955 --> 01:17:02,956 �� ["Bookends" Continues] 1251 01:17:16,469 --> 01:17:19,930 � Time it was and what a time it was � 1252 01:17:19,931 --> 01:17:22,349 � It was � 1253 01:17:23,310 --> 01:17:26,853 � A time of innocence � 1254 01:17:26,854 --> 01:17:29,981 � A time of confidences � 1255 01:17:29,982 --> 01:17:33,026 - You okay? - Yeah. 1256 01:17:33,027 --> 01:17:36,279 What... what is it? The movie? 1257 01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:39,114 It's nothing. I'm just... I'm just being stupid. 1258 01:17:39,115 --> 01:17:40,824 Yeah? - Yeah. 1259 01:17:40,825 --> 01:17:46,371 � Preserve your memories They're all that's left you �� 1260 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:49,123 It pains me we live in a world... 1261 01:17:49,124 --> 01:17:51,334 where nobody's heard of Spearmint. 1262 01:17:51,335 --> 01:17:54,629 - I've never heard of them. - I put 'em on that mix I made you. 1263 01:17:54,630 --> 01:17:57,006 They're track one. 1264 01:17:57,007 --> 01:17:59,842 Oh, yeah. 1265 01:18:21,905 --> 01:18:24,822 [Bells Jingling] 1266 01:18:25,741 --> 01:18:28,451 So, what do you wanna do? 1267 01:18:28,452 --> 01:18:30,787 I think I'm just gonna call it a day. 1268 01:18:30,788 --> 01:18:33,872 You don't wanna get some dinner? Are you hungry? 1269 01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:38,126 You all right? 1270 01:18:38,753 --> 01:18:41,880 - I'm just tired. - Okay. 1271 01:18:53,016 --> 01:18:56,517 I got it. Pancakes! 1272 01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:59,729 �� [Ends] 1273 01:19:08,071 --> 01:19:11,323 �� [Rhythmic Banging] 1274 01:19:15,286 --> 01:19:19,038 �� [Banging Continues] 1275 01:19:21,583 --> 01:19:24,251 �� [Rock] 1276 01:19:30,925 --> 01:19:35,679 [Man] � oh, girl, I don't know all the reasons why � 1277 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:40,683 � I found the answer looking in your eye � 1278 01:19:40,684 --> 01:19:45,396 � I go out walking all day long � 1279 01:19:45,397 --> 01:19:49,859 � Take away this lonely man Soon he will be gone � 1280 01:19:49,860 --> 01:19:52,277 � 'Cause I'll tell you everything � 1281 01:19:52,278 --> 01:19:56,447 � About living free � 1282 01:19:59,243 --> 01:20:01,953 � Yes, I can see you, girl � 1283 01:20:01,954 --> 01:20:06,122 � Can you see me � 1284 01:20:08,793 --> 01:20:14,172 � You don't need to know what I do all day � 1285 01:20:14,173 --> 01:20:18,718 � It's as much as I know watch it waste away � 1286 01:20:18,719 --> 01:20:21,179 � 'Cause I'll tell you everything � 1287 01:20:21,180 --> 01:20:25,765 � About living free � 1288 01:20:27,018 --> 01:20:31,063 � Yes, I can see you, girl � 1289 01:20:31,064 --> 01:20:36,858 � Can you see me � 1290 01:21:00,465 --> 01:21:02,883 � 'Cause I'll tell you everything � 1291 01:21:02,884 --> 01:21:07,178 � About being free �� 1292 01:21:46,632 --> 01:21:49,050 Hey, Tom. 1293 01:22:02,730 --> 01:22:05,731 I thought I might see you here. 1294 01:22:11,947 --> 01:22:15,366 I always loved this place, ever since you brought me. 1295 01:22:15,367 --> 01:22:18,118 So I, uh- 1296 01:22:18,119 --> 01:22:20,953 I guess I should say congratulations. 1297 01:22:22,081 --> 01:22:24,124 Only if you mean it. 1298 01:22:24,125 --> 01:22:27,417 Ah. Well, in that case- 1299 01:22:33,758 --> 01:22:36,635 So, are you okay? 1300 01:22:36,636 --> 01:22:39,762 I will be, eventually. 1301 01:22:39,763 --> 01:22:42,640 You wanna- - Hmm. 1302 01:22:43,434 --> 01:22:45,435 [Sirens In Distance] 1303 01:22:45,436 --> 01:22:47,687 I like your suit. - Ah, thanks. 1304 01:22:47,688 --> 01:22:50,063 You look sharp. [Laughs] 1305 01:22:50,064 --> 01:22:53,192 So do you. [Chuckles] Thanks. 1306 01:22:53,193 --> 01:22:55,777 - I quit the office. - You did? 1307 01:22:55,778 --> 01:22:58,613 I didn't know. That's great! 1308 01:22:59,866 --> 01:23:02,282 And you, um... 1309 01:23:02,826 --> 01:23:04,827 you're married. 1310 01:23:04,828 --> 01:23:07,996 Yeah. It's crazy, huh? 1311 01:23:15,922 --> 01:23:17,366 You should've told me... 1312 01:23:17,367 --> 01:23:19,966 - when we were at the... - I know. 1313 01:23:19,967 --> 01:23:22,427 you know, at the wedding when we were dancing. 1314 01:23:22,428 --> 01:23:24,970 - Well, he hadn't asked me yet. - But he was in your life. 1315 01:23:24,971 --> 01:23:28,181 - Yeah. - So why'd you dance with me? 1316 01:23:30,393 --> 01:23:33,228 'Cause I wanted to. 1317 01:23:34,647 --> 01:23:38,149 You just do what you want, don't you? 1318 01:23:44,865 --> 01:23:47,182 You never wanted to be anybody's girlfriend, 1319 01:23:47,183 --> 01:23:49,618 and now you're somebody's wife. 1320 01:23:49,619 --> 01:23:51,787 Surprised me too. 1321 01:23:51,788 --> 01:23:55,081 I don't think I'll ever understand that. 1322 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:59,168 I mean, it doesn't make sense. 1323 01:24:00,170 --> 01:24:02,213 It just happened. 1324 01:24:02,214 --> 01:24:04,375 Right, but that's what I don't understand. 1325 01:24:04,376 --> 01:24:06,175 What just happened? 1326 01:24:06,176 --> 01:24:10,595 I just... I just woke up one day, and I knew. 1327 01:24:10,596 --> 01:24:13,014 Knew what? 1328 01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:17,852 What I was never sure of with you. 1329 01:24:31,532 --> 01:24:33,616 You know what sucks? 1330 01:24:33,617 --> 01:24:35,478 Realizing that everything you believe in... 1331 01:24:35,479 --> 01:24:37,078 is complete and utter bullshit. 1332 01:24:37,079 --> 01:24:39,163 - It sucks. - What do you mean? 1333 01:24:39,164 --> 01:24:43,208 Uh, you know, destiny, and soul mates, and true love, 1334 01:24:43,209 --> 01:24:47,963 and all that childhood fairy tale nonsense. 1335 01:24:47,964 --> 01:24:50,382 You were right. I... I should have listened to you. 1336 01:24:50,383 --> 01:24:54,343 - No. - Yeah. what? What're you smiling at? 1337 01:24:55,053 --> 01:24:58,013 - Tom. - What? 1338 01:24:59,182 --> 01:25:02,018 What are you looking at me like that for? 1339 01:25:02,019 --> 01:25:04,728 Well, you know, 1340 01:25:04,729 --> 01:25:07,022 I guess it's 'cause... 1341 01:25:07,023 --> 01:25:09,649 I was sitting in a deli and reading Dorian Gray... 1342 01:25:09,650 --> 01:25:12,235 and... a guy comes up to me... 1343 01:25:12,236 --> 01:25:14,903 and asked me about it, 1344 01:25:14,904 --> 01:25:18,406 and... now he's my husband. 1345 01:25:20,744 --> 01:25:23,287 Yeah. And... so? 1346 01:25:23,288 --> 01:25:27,248 So, what if I'd gone to the movies? 1347 01:25:27,249 --> 01:25:32,253 What if I had gone somewhere else for lunch? 1348 01:25:32,254 --> 01:25:36,090 What if I'd gotten there 10 minutes later? 1349 01:25:37,091 --> 01:25:39,259 It was... 1350 01:25:39,260 --> 01:25:41,678 It was meant to be. 1351 01:25:41,679 --> 01:25:44,848 And I just kept thinking, 1352 01:25:46,100 --> 01:25:48,184 - Tom was right. - No. 1353 01:25:48,185 --> 01:25:50,353 Yeah, I did. 1354 01:25:50,354 --> 01:25:53,355 [Laughs] I did. 1355 01:25:59,487 --> 01:26:02,572 It just wasn't me that you were right about. 1356 01:26:28,639 --> 01:26:30,640 I should go. 1357 01:26:30,641 --> 01:26:34,142 But I'm really happy to see that you're doing well. 1358 01:26:36,729 --> 01:26:41,108 �� [Whistling] 1359 01:26:41,109 --> 01:26:43,609 Summer! 1360 01:26:45,112 --> 01:26:47,821 I really do hope that you're happy. 1361 01:27:20,352 --> 01:27:24,355 [Narrator] Most days of the year are unremarkable. 1362 01:27:24,356 --> 01:27:27,524 They begin and they end... 1363 01:27:27,525 --> 01:27:31,528 with no lasting memories made in between. 1364 01:27:31,529 --> 01:27:34,156 Most days have no impact... 1365 01:27:34,157 --> 01:27:36,658 on the course of a life. 1366 01:27:37,201 --> 01:27:40,535 May 23 was a Wednesday. 1367 01:27:57,803 --> 01:28:00,804 - Are you interviewing? - Sorry? 1368 01:28:00,805 --> 01:28:04,558 Are you interviewing for the position? 1369 01:28:04,559 --> 01:28:07,144 - Oh, yeah. why? Are you? - Yeah. 1370 01:28:07,145 --> 01:28:09,146 Mm-hmm. 1371 01:28:09,147 --> 01:28:11,356 My competition. 1372 01:28:11,357 --> 01:28:14,108 It would appear. 1373 01:28:14,109 --> 01:28:18,362 Yeah. So, a little awkward. 1374 01:28:18,363 --> 01:28:20,781 Yeah. 1375 01:28:21,325 --> 01:28:26,328 Well, I hope you, um, don't get the job. 1376 01:28:26,329 --> 01:28:29,956 Well, I hope you don't get the job. 1377 01:28:29,957 --> 01:28:31,958 - [Laughs] - [Laughs] 1378 01:28:31,959 --> 01:28:34,877 Have I seen you before? 1379 01:28:34,878 --> 01:28:37,379 Me? I don't think so. 1380 01:28:38,256 --> 01:28:40,758 Do you ever go to Angelus Plaza? 1381 01:28:40,759 --> 01:28:43,761 Yes. That's, like, my favorite spot in the city. 1382 01:28:43,762 --> 01:28:45,845 Yeah. Okay. Except for the parking lots, but... 1383 01:28:45,846 --> 01:28:47,847 - Yeah. I... I agree. - Yeah, yeah. 1384 01:28:47,848 --> 01:28:49,974 - I think I've seen you there. - Really? 1385 01:28:49,975 --> 01:28:53,310 - Yeah. - I haven't seen you. 1386 01:28:54,563 --> 01:28:57,272 You must not have been looking. 1387 01:28:57,273 --> 01:28:59,358 [Narrator] If Tom had learned anything, 1388 01:28:59,359 --> 01:29:02,486 it was that you can't ascribe great cosmic significance... 1389 01:29:02,487 --> 01:29:05,113 to a simple earthly event. 1390 01:29:06,282 --> 01:29:10,326 Coincidence. That's all anything ever is. 1391 01:29:10,327 --> 01:29:12,411 Nothing more than coincidence. 1392 01:29:12,412 --> 01:29:14,830 - [Man] Tom Hansen. - Yeah. 1393 01:29:14,831 --> 01:29:17,332 - Come on back. - Thank you. 1394 01:29:18,126 --> 01:29:22,212 Tom had finally learned there are no miracles. 1395 01:29:22,213 --> 01:29:24,798 There's no such thing as fate. 1396 01:29:24,799 --> 01:29:27,300 Nothing is meant to be. 1397 01:29:27,301 --> 01:29:30,970 He knew. He was sure of it now. 1398 01:29:30,971 --> 01:29:33,722 - Tom was... - Sorry. Um... 1399 01:29:33,723 --> 01:29:36,016 I just left, uh... Can I... one second. 1400 01:29:36,017 --> 01:29:38,852 [Narrator] He was pretty sure. 1401 01:29:38,853 --> 01:29:42,021 - Hey. - You again. 1402 01:29:42,022 --> 01:29:44,440 Yeah. I, uh, was just wondering... 1403 01:29:44,441 --> 01:29:48,194 if maybe after this, if, um, you... 1404 01:29:49,613 --> 01:29:52,322 you want to get some coffee or something. 1405 01:29:52,323 --> 01:29:54,408 Oh, I'm sorry. 1406 01:29:54,409 --> 01:29:58,537 I'm sort of supposed to meet someone after this. 1407 01:29:58,538 --> 01:30:00,997 Okay. 1408 01:30:07,838 --> 01:30:09,839 Sure. 1409 01:30:09,840 --> 01:30:12,508 - What's that? - [Laughs] Why not? 1410 01:30:12,509 --> 01:30:15,885 Okay. Well, then I'll just, uh... I'll wait for you... 1411 01:30:15,886 --> 01:30:18,138 - We... We'll figure it out. - We'll figure it out. 1412 01:30:18,139 --> 01:30:22,850 - My name's Tom. - Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn. 1413 01:30:38,032 --> 01:30:41,743 [Man] � She's got you high and you don't even know yet � 1414 01:30:41,744 --> 01:30:45,330 � She's got you high and you don't even know yet � 1415 01:30:45,331 --> 01:30:48,999 � The sun's in the sky It's warming up your bare legs � 1416 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:52,711 � And you can't deny you're looking for the sunset � 1417 01:30:52,712 --> 01:30:59,967 � She's got you high and you don't even know yet � 1418 01:30:59,968 --> 01:31:03,512 � It's the search for the time before it leaves without you � 1419 01:31:03,513 --> 01:31:07,350 � Have you lost your mind or has she taken all of yours too � 1420 01:31:07,351 --> 01:31:10,894 � What's this about I figured love would shine through � 1421 01:31:10,895 --> 01:31:14,606 � We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through � 1422 01:31:14,607 --> 01:31:18,193 � open your mind Believe it's gonna come true � 1423 01:31:18,194 --> 01:31:22,946 � Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you � 1424 01:31:29,162 --> 01:31:32,747 � What's this about I figured love would shine through � 1425 01:31:32,748 --> 01:31:36,501 � We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through � 1426 01:31:36,502 --> 01:31:40,088 � open your mind Believe it's gonna come true � 1427 01:31:40,089 --> 01:31:44,924 � Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you � 1428 01:31:50,264 --> 01:31:57,895 � She's got you high and you don't even know yet � 1429 01:31:57,896 --> 01:32:01,524 � The sun's in the sky It makes for happy endings � 1430 01:32:01,525 --> 01:32:05,277 � You can't deny you want a happy ending � 1431 01:32:05,278 --> 01:32:08,780 � What's this about I figured love would shine through � 1432 01:32:08,781 --> 01:32:12,492 � We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through � 1433 01:32:12,493 --> 01:32:16,079 � open your mind Believe it's gonna come true � 1434 01:32:16,080 --> 01:32:20,916 � Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you � 1435 01:32:26,631 --> 01:32:34,358 � She's got you high � 1436 01:32:34,359 --> 01:32:41,958 � She's got you high � 1437 01:32:41,959 --> 01:32:47,359 � She's got you high � 1438 01:32:48,443 --> 01:32:52,194 � What's this about I figured love would shine through � 1439 01:32:52,195 --> 01:32:55,781 � We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through � 1440 01:32:55,782 --> 01:32:59,410 � open your mind Believe it's gonna come true � 1441 01:32:59,411 --> 01:33:03,121 � Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you � 1442 01:33:03,122 --> 01:33:06,750 � What's this about I figured love would shine through � 1443 01:33:06,751 --> 01:33:10,378 � We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through � 1444 01:33:10,379 --> 01:33:13,964 � open your mind Believe it's gonna come true � 1445 01:33:13,965 --> 01:33:17,676 � Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you � 1446 01:33:17,677 --> 01:33:24,598 � She's got you high ��