1 00:00:36,990 --> 00:00:39,550 Always considering the best interest... 2 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:41,549 . . .and well-being of the child. 3 00:00:41,827 --> 00:00:43,907 Therefore, you may make visitation. . . 4 00:00:44,247 --> 00:00:46,887 . . .every other week and Christmas Eve. . . 5 00:00:47,249 --> 00:00:50,049 . . .and on Easter Sunday, wearing your pretty Easter outfits. 6 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:54,470 Your honor, my ex-husband is addicted to pills and he's a thief! 7 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:58,800 Because of his record, I lost my job as a secretary for the FBl. 8 00:00:59,217 --> 00:01:01,777 He was the finest high-school tailback I ever saw. 9 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:05,669 Of course he's had his run-ins with the law, but he's. . . 10 00:01:06,057 --> 00:01:08,257 . . .made his accommodations with the authorities. 11 00:01:08,683 --> 00:01:11,043 Being an informer for the vice squad. . . 12 00:01:11,436 --> 00:01:14,436 . . .hardly qualifies him to raise a seven-year-old! 13 00:01:14,814 --> 00:01:16,974 Neither does being a mother without a job! 14 00:01:17,316 --> 00:01:19,596 But I lost it because of him! 15 00:01:20,777 --> 00:01:22,217 Little lady. . . 16 00:01:22,487 --> 00:01:24,327 . . .my decision is final. 17 00:01:28,117 --> 00:01:29,437 Next case. 18 00:01:55,641 --> 00:01:56,761 The big man's here! 19 00:01:57,016 --> 00:01:59,616 -When does she go on? -Pretty soon, Jerry. 20 00:02:01,186 --> 00:02:03,986 -Welcome to Eager Beaver, gentlemen. -Thank you. 21 00:02:07,067 --> 00:02:08,627 Keep it close. 22 00:02:09,277 --> 00:02:11,917 -Keep it very close. -You got it. 23 00:02:13,155 --> 00:02:15,075 Last stop, okay? 24 00:02:16,825 --> 00:02:19,625 -What do you say, congressman? -Poontang. 25 00:02:19,953 --> 00:02:22,553 The night is young and full of promise, my boy. 26 00:02:22,872 --> 00:02:24,272 Great! 27 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:31,740 Now look, this has to be the last one. Now I told-- 28 00:02:32,130 --> 00:02:35,810 Come on! We got a rehearsal tomorrow. 29 00:02:40,011 --> 00:02:42,571 Melissa thinks I'm in temple. What if she calls? 30 00:03:00,862 --> 00:03:03,102 We've got the legendary twin temples from Fort Lauderdale. 31 00:03:04,031 --> 00:03:07,551 Miss Urbana Sprawl wrapping up on the great stage. 32 00:03:18,628 --> 00:03:20,748 Nice spot, isn't it, Erb? 33 00:03:21,129 --> 00:03:22,769 It's very uplifting, sir. 34 00:03:26,426 --> 00:03:30,026 -Jerry, the usual Evian with lime? -Please. 35 00:03:31,055 --> 00:03:32,255 From Paris, France. . . 36 00:03:32,597 --> 00:03:35,597 . . .put it together for the fabulous Monique, Jr. ! 37 00:03:50,446 --> 00:03:52,046 Oh, my God. I love you! 38 00:04:02,623 --> 00:04:04,663 That song is killing me! 39 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,400 Those babies gonna wind up in traction, you don't play some ballads. 40 00:04:08,753 --> 00:04:09,953 God, it's freezing! 41 00:04:10,213 --> 00:04:14,253 They could store meat in here. In fact, they do store meat in here. 42 00:04:14,676 --> 00:04:16,596 No, I've been trying all day! 43 00:04:16,886 --> 00:04:18,726 Are you positive? 44 00:04:19,054 --> 00:04:20,454 No, thank you. 45 00:04:21,806 --> 00:04:24,566 -Can't reach her? -Darrell's phone's out of order. 46 00:04:24,934 --> 00:04:28,454 I just know he's moved with her again to some new dump. 47 00:04:28,896 --> 00:04:30,976 God, what a nightmare! 48 00:04:31,273 --> 00:04:34,513 He drives around with her in that van. Drinking, taking pills. . . . 49 00:04:34,901 --> 00:04:37,261 He doesn't even think about putting a seat belt on her. 50 00:04:37,612 --> 00:04:40,412 He's a dirtbag! You hang in there, honey. 51 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:41,901 You'll get Angela back. 52 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:43,801 That judge will see the light. 53 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:46,278 It's expensive light, I'll tell you that. 54 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,739 It's gonna cost me $1 5,000 for this appeal. 55 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,718 Is there even a chance I can make that in six weeks? 56 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:55,961 You'll have to dance day and night and hope some Arab sheik shows up. 57 00:04:56,377 --> 00:05:00,137 I love you, girls, I do. But I can't work here when I go back to court. 58 00:05:00,506 --> 00:05:04,506 "Your honor, I found a new job. I'm working at the Eager Beaver. " 59 00:05:04,926 --> 00:05:07,286 It's honest work. You have nothing to be ashamed of. 60 00:05:07,803 --> 00:05:11,003 I know that and you know that. But the judge won't. 61 00:05:11,348 --> 00:05:12,948 Not him. 62 00:05:18,104 --> 00:05:20,904 God, I still get nauseous before I have to go out there. 63 00:05:21,607 --> 00:05:22,807 You'll get over it. 64 00:05:23,817 --> 00:05:26,657 Really? I can't imagine that. 65 00:05:36,244 --> 00:05:38,164 You guys having a good time? 66 00:05:38,455 --> 00:05:39,735 Here's the lucky guy! 67 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:42,399 You've come to the right place. Monique! 68 00:05:42,792 --> 00:05:44,432 Look at these hunks! 69 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:46,390 We're having a party! 70 00:05:51,758 --> 00:05:54,198 Keep an eye on them bachelors. 71 00:05:58,639 --> 00:06:00,159 They look like real trouble. 72 00:06:23,327 --> 00:06:27,967 It's time to strap yourselves in because you are going for a ride! 73 00:06:28,957 --> 00:06:30,477 In her eighth week here. . . 74 00:06:30,792 --> 00:06:34,032 . . .put your hands together and make her feel good. 75 00:06:34,419 --> 00:06:37,059 For the one, the only Erin Grant! 76 00:06:37,422 --> 00:06:39,502 How about that! 77 00:06:40,007 --> 00:06:42,207 -Larry King's at table six. -What's he wearing? 78 00:06:42,510 --> 00:06:45,390 -Tank top and gold chains -That's Larry, all right. 79 00:06:48,723 --> 00:06:51,003 -How do I look? -Better than me. 80 00:06:51,392 --> 00:06:53,992 That ain't easy. You talk to her? 81 00:06:54,604 --> 00:06:57,164 Darrell's phone's out of order. I think he moved again. 82 00:06:57,523 --> 00:07:00,523 I'd embrace the opportunity to maim his white ass up. 83 00:07:01,693 --> 00:07:05,053 That's really thoughtful, but I don't think it'd help me in court. 84 00:07:05,404 --> 00:07:08,284 Erin, come on. I can't have an empty stage. 85 00:07:08,615 --> 00:07:10,055 Man, let the chumps wait! 86 00:08:17,090 --> 00:08:18,690 Going to the head. 87 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,566 You'll behave? 88 00:09:10,552 --> 00:09:12,192 An angel appeared. 89 00:09:14,139 --> 00:09:17,099 An angel of pure delight. 90 00:09:52,213 --> 00:09:53,413 Go, Paul! 91 00:09:53,756 --> 00:09:56,516 I'm getting married this weekend to Melissa. 92 00:09:57,301 --> 00:09:58,261 You love her? 93 00:09:58,552 --> 00:10:00,912 -Very much. -Then go home to her. 94 00:10:02,722 --> 00:10:04,442 Shad! 95 00:10:04,891 --> 00:10:06,531 Shad! 96 00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:14,296 Listen up! The Flesh Farm is killing us and you know why? 97 00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:16,890 -They have free buffalo wings. -Their girls are hookers. 98 00:10:17,234 --> 00:10:19,434 No, because their girls dance fast. 99 00:10:19,778 --> 00:10:22,298 And fast means sweat. And sweat. . . 100 00:10:22,739 --> 00:10:23,859 . . .means drinking! 101 00:10:26,617 --> 00:10:27,737 Oh, my God! 102 00:10:29,828 --> 00:10:30,628 What was that? 103 00:10:33,457 --> 00:10:34,937 I got this. 104 00:10:45,884 --> 00:10:47,884 Coming through. Move out of the way. 105 00:10:48,469 --> 00:10:49,829 Way to go, Davey! 106 00:10:56,225 --> 00:10:59,025 Back up! Back the hell up! 107 00:11:00,188 --> 00:11:01,908 -You all right? -Fine. How about this guy? 108 00:11:02,273 --> 00:11:05,273 Good thing he was drunk. You could've gotten hurt. 109 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,173 On the main stage, our lost little pussycat. 110 00:11:08,527 --> 00:11:12,967 Put your hands together for the one, the only Miss Sabrina Hepburn! 111 00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:15,007 Meow! 112 00:11:29,045 --> 00:11:31,605 I leave you alone for five minutes! 113 00:11:31,964 --> 00:11:34,804 Will you get in? Watch your foot, stupid. 114 00:11:35,175 --> 00:11:38,415 Malcolm's gonna shit a brick. Thank you. 115 00:11:38,928 --> 00:11:39,968 Did I touch any girls? 116 00:11:40,305 --> 00:11:42,825 Not this time, but you were recognized. 117 00:11:43,141 --> 00:11:45,061 Okay? Happy? 118 00:11:58,028 --> 00:12:00,548 -How are you, little angel? -I'm fine, thank you. 119 00:12:00,864 --> 00:12:03,664 -Kids just tear me up. -She's a brave one. 120 00:12:03,992 --> 00:12:06,112 You'll be in my prayers. 121 00:12:06,452 --> 00:12:08,492 God bless you, ma'am. 122 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,173 Last stop, little 'un. 123 00:12:25,093 --> 00:12:26,213 Daddy, you're mean! 124 00:12:26,552 --> 00:12:29,432 Evers and Jennings. This is the new model, the X1 2. 125 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,537 -You're happy? -Oh, mucho happy. 126 00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:35,190 -Mucho happy? -Get in the van. 127 00:12:35,477 --> 00:12:37,117 Mucho, mucho, mucho ! 128 00:12:37,395 --> 00:12:41,155 Get in. We're in a loading zone. We don't wanna break the law. 129 00:12:42,774 --> 00:12:45,334 Daddy, did you tell Mommy that we moved? 130 00:12:47,612 --> 00:12:49,772 Of course I did, buttercup. 131 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,393 Of course I did. 132 00:12:55,911 --> 00:12:58,711 How about a wine cooler, Erin? 133 00:12:59,038 --> 00:13:00,558 I got mango, passion fruit-- 134 00:13:00,873 --> 00:13:04,473 Water would be just fine, Alberto. Thanks. 135 00:13:05,127 --> 00:13:08,127 Rita, the reason I stopped by is Darrell's moved again. . . 136 00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:10,505 . . .and I need his new phone number. 137 00:13:11,382 --> 00:13:13,622 Yeah? Well, you come to the wrong place. 138 00:13:13,968 --> 00:13:16,848 I hardly sleep nights and then I break out into-- 139 00:13:17,471 --> 00:13:20,871 Look, Erin, I got no idea where our brother is, okay? 140 00:13:22,267 --> 00:13:23,987 Shit! They got the cat! 141 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:25,510 Wolves got no restraint. 142 00:13:25,812 --> 00:13:28,092 -Careful, sweetie. -Shut up! 143 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:32,190 She's all caught up with them cubs. 144 00:13:33,026 --> 00:13:36,266 Some of the guys down at the nuclear plant. . . 145 00:13:36,654 --> 00:13:40,694 . . .they were asking me if you'd do, like. . . 146 00:13:41,075 --> 00:13:42,555 . . .private parties. 147 00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:44,283 I don't think so. 148 00:13:44,619 --> 00:13:46,659 Oh, that's a shame. 149 00:13:46,996 --> 00:13:50,596 Because I'll bet that you are a great dancer. 150 00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:53,998 Alberto, I'll go crazy if I don't get Darrell's new number. 151 00:13:54,378 --> 00:13:57,258 I promised Angie I would call her every day and-- 152 00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:58,868 I hear he moved, Darrell. 153 00:13:59,174 --> 00:14:00,654 Alberto, where is he? 154 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:03,465 You have to ask Rita about that. 155 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:08,563 He calls here about twice a week. Collect. 156 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,142 Need money, as usual. . . 157 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,036 . . .but he don't speak to me. 158 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,392 Got no respect for me even though I am. . . 159 00:14:16,771 --> 00:14:19,011 . . .a professional man. 160 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:21,980 You're looking real good. 161 00:14:22,318 --> 00:14:24,238 Oh, God, I've got such a headache. 162 00:14:24,569 --> 00:14:26,289 Oh, yeah? You want some Advil? 163 00:14:27,072 --> 00:14:29,032 That would be so great. 164 00:14:29,365 --> 00:14:30,725 Well now, you sit right here. 165 00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:34,273 I'm gonna fix up that mean old headache. 166 00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:52,329 Never mind. I've gotta run, but thanks anyhow. 167 00:15:07,481 --> 00:15:08,841 Deerfield Beach? 168 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,809 We had a good day, baby. 169 00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:14,272 Phone's ringing. Think it's Mama? 170 00:15:14,571 --> 00:15:18,971 No, little 'un. I talked to her and she's too busy to call you. 171 00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:29,918 Damn him! 172 00:16:58,493 --> 00:17:00,573 Nice leg. Maybe I'll take it home. 173 00:17:00,869 --> 00:17:01,989 I recommend you let go. 174 00:17:02,329 --> 00:17:04,049 Here's 500, baby. 175 00:17:04,331 --> 00:17:05,291 What'd you say? 176 00:18:33,031 --> 00:18:35,311 What's with Princess Di tonight? 177 00:18:35,659 --> 00:18:37,899 Her husband disappeared with the kid again. 178 00:19:21,114 --> 00:19:23,834 I don't suppose you'd accept this in appreciation. 179 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,560 No need. 180 00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:28,628 Senor Cucaracha here is gonna make me rich. 181 00:19:28,996 --> 00:19:31,196 Oh, my God! 182 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:32,860 Is that a roach? 183 00:19:33,124 --> 00:19:35,964 No, it's a fucking shrimp. Move, you're in my light. 184 00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:41,973 Get some manners, mister! 185 00:19:44,801 --> 00:19:46,521 So this is the new brainstorm? 186 00:19:46,844 --> 00:19:50,924 The Wall Street journal says this is the hottest-selling yogurt. 187 00:19:51,348 --> 00:19:52,468 I'll bring this in. . . 188 00:19:52,766 --> 00:19:55,366 . . .say my hair fell off from the shock. Boom. 189 00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:57,287 They pay off bigtime. 190 00:19:57,603 --> 00:19:59,563 Lawyer thinks it's a genius idea. 191 00:19:59,897 --> 00:20:02,617 Your lawyer has an office over a video store. 192 00:20:03,608 --> 00:20:06,848 Call me a dreamer. I don't wanna be a bouncer forever. 193 00:20:07,403 --> 00:20:10,563 Erin! Note from Jerry! 194 00:20:11,657 --> 00:20:13,497 What did it say? 195 00:20:14,784 --> 00:20:18,224 "Dearest Erin: I can help you get your daughter back. 196 00:20:18,579 --> 00:20:21,379 I ask nothing in return but a kind smile. " 197 00:20:21,748 --> 00:20:22,708 Yeah, right! 198 00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:23,759 He's a weirdo. 199 00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:26,643 You guys! He is totally harmless. 200 00:20:27,003 --> 00:20:28,043 Come on! 201 00:20:28,379 --> 00:20:31,659 "Also, could you add Kenny G to your routine? 202 00:20:32,049 --> 00:20:33,929 Anything from his Christmas album. " 203 00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:35,460 That's sweet. 204 00:20:35,761 --> 00:20:37,561 We could do a Christmas show here! 205 00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:41,178 Seriously, it couldn't hurt to talk to him, right? 206 00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:44,684 -Only talking, no touching. -Ladies! Attention! 207 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,720 -Major announcement. -Major asshole. 208 00:20:48,063 --> 00:20:49,183 I heard that. 209 00:20:49,523 --> 00:20:52,683 On Monday, I'm installing a ring. 210 00:20:53,984 --> 00:20:54,864 Mud wrestling? 211 00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:57,393 This is something that's really happening. 212 00:20:57,738 --> 00:20:59,618 It's contemporary. It's now. 213 00:20:59,949 --> 00:21:02,069 And it's creamed-corn wrestling. 214 00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:03,650 -Corn? -Corn wrestling? 215 00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:05,393 That's disgusting! 216 00:21:05,662 --> 00:21:08,302 I'm not putting these in corn. No way! 217 00:21:08,664 --> 00:21:10,464 What? No, it's terrific! 218 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,551 In lsrael, we did falafel wrestling. 219 00:21:12,876 --> 00:21:15,636 All the girls broke out in hives everywhere. 220 00:21:16,003 --> 00:21:17,363 And I mean, everywhere! 221 00:21:17,671 --> 00:21:19,911 Well, falafel, sure. This is corn! 222 00:21:21,466 --> 00:21:23,906 -What is this, a mutiny? -I don't think so. 223 00:21:24,594 --> 00:21:27,674 No chance that I'm gonna roll around naked in creamed corn. . . 224 00:21:28,014 --> 00:21:31,454 . . .with drunken yahoos trying to stick niblets up my hoo-hah. 225 00:21:31,850 --> 00:21:34,410 Not naked. Topless. 226 00:21:34,769 --> 00:21:36,929 Health Department won't go for naked. 227 00:21:37,272 --> 00:21:38,312 Not with food products. 228 00:21:38,647 --> 00:21:40,647 I always liked the Health Department. 229 00:21:40,983 --> 00:21:42,103 So you'll think about it? 230 00:21:42,442 --> 00:21:43,962 -Not for one second. -Erin! 231 00:21:44,277 --> 00:21:45,117 Please! 232 00:21:45,361 --> 00:21:47,241 You're getting a big following here. 233 00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:49,932 Even with that shit music, the guys love you. 234 00:21:50,491 --> 00:21:54,691 You go into the corn, you set a great example to the other girls. 235 00:21:59,374 --> 00:22:00,254 I got it! 236 00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:02,994 How about pasta wrestling? 237 00:22:03,335 --> 00:22:04,375 Now, that's classy. 238 00:22:04,670 --> 00:22:07,950 Linguine, rigatoni? Just nothing with meat or fish. 239 00:22:09,048 --> 00:22:11,728 Orly, if I wanted to wrestle. . . 240 00:22:12,092 --> 00:22:15,012 . . .I would've joined the World Wrestling Federation. 241 00:22:17,514 --> 00:22:20,394 -And speaking of real class? -What's the problem? 242 00:22:20,725 --> 00:22:21,565 We hate these. 243 00:22:21,852 --> 00:22:24,812 They degrade women and beavers. 244 00:22:25,229 --> 00:22:28,709 I'll take it under advisement. But just the coasters and the napkins. 245 00:22:29,065 --> 00:22:31,425 Not the sign. That's a landmark! 246 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,920 Good night, darlin' . 247 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,040 For you, Miss Grant. 248 00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:51,335 They're beautiful, Jerry. Thank you. 249 00:22:51,627 --> 00:22:52,667 You can call me Erin-- 250 00:22:52,961 --> 00:22:55,201 I can't. I worship you too much. 251 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,440 Believe me. . . 252 00:22:57,756 --> 00:22:59,876 . . .I'm no one to be worshiped. 253 00:23:00,176 --> 00:23:02,016 I'm just trying to make a living. 254 00:23:02,344 --> 00:23:03,664 I worship your essence. 255 00:23:04,721 --> 00:23:07,081 If you were a nurse or a teacher, I'd feel the same. 256 00:23:07,557 --> 00:23:08,597 You receive my note? 257 00:23:08,975 --> 00:23:13,055 I did and, you know, I was wondering what you had in mind. 258 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,320 I believe I can help you get your daughter back. 259 00:23:16,689 --> 00:23:19,209 I believe I can get to Judge Fingerhut. 260 00:23:21,736 --> 00:23:22,936 -How? -Through. . . 261 00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:26,917 . . .a certain congressman who I'm certain will listen to me. . . 262 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,634 . . .because I know some things. 263 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,250 Things? Really? 264 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:36,941 Well, you know what, Jerry? You're really a terrific guy. . . 265 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:40,012 . . .and so supportive of me ever since I started here. 266 00:23:40,376 --> 00:23:41,816 Maybe you shouldn't-- 267 00:23:42,544 --> 00:23:44,304 Just give me a week. 268 00:23:46,465 --> 00:23:47,945 Good night, my precious. 269 00:23:57,892 --> 00:24:00,932 Melissa thinks I was in synagogue the night this happened. 270 00:24:01,269 --> 00:24:02,909 What do I tell her? 271 00:24:03,229 --> 00:24:06,749 You left synagogue and a gang of skinheads jumped you. 272 00:24:07,149 --> 00:24:09,909 In the meantime, we'll develop these, we'll see what we have. 273 00:24:10,277 --> 00:24:13,437 I see mucho damages. These strip joints are insured up the ass. 274 00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:15,980 My neck really feels better, Uncle Al. 275 00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:17,724 Oh, yeah? 276 00:24:18,659 --> 00:24:20,379 How's it feel now? 277 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,850 Call Little Caesar's. 278 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:32,448 Order me a health pizza. Get some for yourself. 279 00:24:32,796 --> 00:24:34,396 No, thank you, sir. I'm dieting. 280 00:24:34,714 --> 00:24:36,994 I'll just grab a yogurt out of the fridge. 281 00:25:06,783 --> 00:25:09,743 This is a major disaster! 282 00:25:10,077 --> 00:25:12,957 Major. Unbelievable. Without doubt. . . 283 00:25:13,289 --> 00:25:17,609 . . .the most asinine piece of human behavior. 284 00:25:19,086 --> 00:25:21,086 It's never gonna happen again, Malcolm. 285 00:25:21,421 --> 00:25:22,981 I've got it under control. 286 00:25:23,881 --> 00:25:25,001 You see. . . 287 00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:28,340 . . .I just love naked women. It's a character flaw. 288 00:25:28,719 --> 00:25:29,679 God's testing me-- 289 00:25:30,011 --> 00:25:32,931 Oh, will you shut up! You idiot. 290 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,920 You can't talk to me like that. I'm a U.S. congressman. 291 00:25:37,226 --> 00:25:38,026 I can't? 292 00:25:38,518 --> 00:25:40,798 You go psycho in a titty bar six weeks before the election. 293 00:25:41,104 --> 00:25:44,344 What should I call you? Winston fucking Churchill? 294 00:25:44,858 --> 00:25:45,898 It was all I could do to keep. . . 295 00:25:46,192 --> 00:25:49,872 . . .Willie Rojo from strangling you with his bare hands. 296 00:25:50,279 --> 00:25:51,559 Everybody has a bad night. 297 00:25:51,863 --> 00:25:55,383 If you're under pressure like we are, under the public eye-- 298 00:25:57,076 --> 00:25:58,996 Who recognized me? 299 00:25:59,787 --> 00:26:01,307 His name. . . 300 00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:03,580 . . .is Jerry Killian. 301 00:26:03,957 --> 00:26:07,077 And he's waiting outside. 302 00:26:08,461 --> 00:26:09,261 Now? 303 00:26:09,545 --> 00:26:13,305 Now. We gotta move on this before we get eaten alive. 304 00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:14,713 Move on what? 305 00:26:15,009 --> 00:26:17,729 If this is a shakedown, get Willie to pay them like always. 306 00:26:18,094 --> 00:26:22,134 -Why drag me into it-- -Because it's not about money. 307 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,600 -It's not? -No. 308 00:26:26,602 --> 00:26:29,442 He wants you to persuade Judge Fingerhut. . . 309 00:26:29,812 --> 00:26:33,492 . . .to reverse a child custody case for some stripper. 310 00:26:34,525 --> 00:26:35,645 Who he's porking? 311 00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:38,945 It's disgraceful to have a man like me deal with-- 312 00:26:39,988 --> 00:26:41,108 He's not porking her. 313 00:26:43,575 --> 00:26:45,575 Well, then, why does he care? 314 00:26:45,909 --> 00:26:47,989 Because he's nuts! 315 00:26:49,329 --> 00:26:50,529 That's why he's dangerous. 316 00:26:50,830 --> 00:26:55,030 If he was porking her, at least I could deal with him man to man. . . 317 00:26:55,459 --> 00:26:57,059 . . .but this is fruitcake love. 318 00:27:01,089 --> 00:27:05,009 I mean, Fingerhut's a democrat. He won't listen to me. 319 00:27:05,384 --> 00:27:08,064 You can't say that to this little creep, Davey. 320 00:27:08,596 --> 00:27:10,516 You gotta string him along. 321 00:27:10,805 --> 00:27:12,405 Bullshit him. 322 00:27:13,808 --> 00:27:15,808 Use the old. . . 323 00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,862 . . .Dilbeck charm. 324 00:27:23,191 --> 00:27:24,551 What if he doesn't go for it? 325 00:27:25,902 --> 00:27:28,182 Then we have a serious problem. 326 00:27:33,075 --> 00:27:34,715 Mr. Killian! 327 00:27:35,452 --> 00:27:38,532 Come in and meet Congressman Dilbeck. 328 00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:45,678 I'll bet that's Jerry Killian. 329 00:27:47,253 --> 00:27:48,893 Lucy! 330 00:27:51,215 --> 00:27:52,655 Come here. 331 00:27:54,759 --> 00:27:56,199 Come on. 332 00:27:56,719 --> 00:27:59,079 How perfect is this? 333 00:28:00,807 --> 00:28:03,047 You know, I was just thinking. . . 334 00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:07,739 . . .is this really on the same planet as Miami? 335 00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:13,069 I can read. 336 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,253 Where's Andy? 337 00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:19,210 He's been fishing since eight. 338 00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:21,012 Dad! 339 00:28:21,490 --> 00:28:22,890 Dad! 340 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,120 There's a floater! 341 00:28:40,841 --> 00:28:42,521 He's still got his glasses on. 342 00:28:45,637 --> 00:28:47,077 Go tell Mom to call the police. 343 00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:50,158 -You're the police. -I'm the Miami police. 344 00:28:50,474 --> 00:28:52,394 We just need the local law here. 345 00:28:52,725 --> 00:28:54,165 Go on. 346 00:29:01,108 --> 00:29:02,308 Man! 347 00:29:05,153 --> 00:29:06,953 Of all the lakes. . . 348 00:29:07,447 --> 00:29:09,567 . . .in all the counties. . . 349 00:29:09,865 --> 00:29:11,265 . . .in all the world. . . 350 00:29:12,368 --> 00:29:14,568 . . .you gotta float up in mine. 351 00:29:15,370 --> 00:29:18,010 You son of a bitch. 352 00:29:19,749 --> 00:29:21,109 Mama! 353 00:29:22,251 --> 00:29:23,811 Hey, come here! 354 00:29:24,127 --> 00:29:26,047 I've been trying to reach you, baby. 355 00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:28,820 Heard you stole my sister's mail! 356 00:29:29,216 --> 00:29:31,056 That's a federal offense. 357 00:29:31,342 --> 00:29:33,942 Wait for Mommy. I'm gonna go talk to Daddy. 358 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,720 Why do you keep moving? How will she make any friends? 359 00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:42,420 Aren't we the child psych-- 360 00:29:42,685 --> 00:29:45,725 It has nothing to do with child psychology, you moron! 361 00:29:46,104 --> 00:29:47,584 Where's she going to school? 362 00:29:47,898 --> 00:29:51,418 Opa Locka? Deerfield Beach? Have you even thought about it? 363 00:29:52,235 --> 00:29:54,435 Yeah, I thought about it plenty. 364 00:29:57,697 --> 00:29:59,617 Hey, you only got two hours! 365 00:29:59,908 --> 00:30:02,668 That's what the judge ruled right there from that bench! 366 00:30:03,036 --> 00:30:06,796 I'll be right behind you just in case you're thinking about snatching her! 367 00:30:07,205 --> 00:30:09,805 Mommy, does "snatch" mean "kidnap"? 368 00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:12,537 How did you get so smart? 369 00:30:29,808 --> 00:30:31,728 Is Free Willy back yet? 370 00:30:33,353 --> 00:30:34,873 Still out. 371 00:30:36,397 --> 00:30:40,357 People are pigs. Sit on movies like they own them. 372 00:30:41,068 --> 00:30:42,908 Freak. 373 00:30:50,033 --> 00:30:52,313 It's Shad. Open up. 374 00:30:52,954 --> 00:30:54,714 It wasn't me. It was a temp. 375 00:30:55,039 --> 00:30:56,599 Where's Perry Mason? 376 00:30:56,915 --> 00:31:00,835 Our good friend, Mr. Shad! Come on in, we have lots to discuss. 377 00:31:01,252 --> 00:31:03,012 No shit. 378 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:09,064 If I buzz twice, you say my mother's on the line. She has chest pains. 379 00:31:09,426 --> 00:31:11,866 What do you mean he's a wheelchair salesman? 380 00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:14,340 There's one nice thing about hospitals. 381 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:18,440 A lot of kids in chairs are really sick, and I wave at them. . . 382 00:31:18,850 --> 00:31:21,090 . . .and they smile just like on jerry Lewis. 383 00:31:21,394 --> 00:31:24,874 -And do you do this every day? -On Fridays I stay with Aunt Rita. 384 00:31:25,939 --> 00:31:27,379 That's a wholesome environment. 385 00:31:27,649 --> 00:31:29,129 She has real wolves. 386 00:31:29,443 --> 00:31:31,803 I don't want you touching those animals. 387 00:31:32,195 --> 00:31:34,395 They're not like dogs. 388 00:31:43,747 --> 00:31:45,187 Time. 389 00:31:46,291 --> 00:31:47,891 Time. 390 00:31:48,792 --> 00:31:51,072 I love you more than anything in the world. 391 00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:53,100 You know that in your heart. 392 00:31:53,922 --> 00:31:55,122 -Mommy? -What, baby? 393 00:31:55,423 --> 00:31:57,663 Do you know those dolls you got me? 394 00:31:58,217 --> 00:32:00,817 Daddy says he can't find them anywhere. 395 00:32:03,430 --> 00:32:04,230 We'll get you new ones. 396 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:07,403 -I love you. -Bye, baby. I love you. 397 00:32:07,767 --> 00:32:08,967 Hey, let's go! 398 00:32:11,770 --> 00:32:14,530 All right, you go on. I'll bring your stuff. 399 00:32:19,736 --> 00:32:22,336 Hey, baby! Did you have a good day? 400 00:32:23,489 --> 00:32:24,809 Good. 401 00:32:29,202 --> 00:32:32,002 She told me about your new profession. Really admirable. 402 00:32:32,371 --> 00:32:33,491 At least I ain't naked. 403 00:32:33,830 --> 00:32:35,030 "At least I ain't naked"? 404 00:32:35,290 --> 00:32:37,330 You get caught using that child in a felony. . . 405 00:32:37,668 --> 00:32:41,188 -. . .and Family Services will put her-- -No way I'd get caught. 406 00:32:42,338 --> 00:32:45,938 Got me one of them doctor's jackets and a stethoscope. 407 00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:50,148 Look like one of them dudes on ER. 408 00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:53,910 Darrell, would you think for once in your life? 409 00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:59,553 I don't need no stripper telling me how to behave. 410 00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:02,186 I'll see you in two weeks. 411 00:33:07,859 --> 00:33:09,219 You ready? 412 00:33:29,878 --> 00:33:30,998 You know where that was taken? 413 00:33:31,546 --> 00:33:32,986 Your mama's birthday party. 414 00:33:34,590 --> 00:33:37,590 The Eager Beaver. Can you identify those people? 415 00:33:38,427 --> 00:33:40,507 Yeah, this old fool. Erin. 416 00:33:40,971 --> 00:33:42,011 Erin's the stripper? 417 00:33:42,556 --> 00:33:43,356 What'd you say? 418 00:33:44,350 --> 00:33:46,110 Erin's the stripper. 419 00:33:46,601 --> 00:33:47,401 Dancer, fat ass. 420 00:33:47,810 --> 00:33:49,090 She's a dancer! 421 00:33:52,106 --> 00:33:55,626 The young man who was so savagely beaten. . . 422 00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:58,348 . . .is my client, Paul Guber. 423 00:33:58,987 --> 00:34:00,947 No shit. Too bad for him. 424 00:34:01,989 --> 00:34:03,029 I don't think so. 425 00:34:03,366 --> 00:34:05,886 The third person in that photo is none other than. . . 426 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,720 . . .David L. Dilbeck. 427 00:34:10,371 --> 00:34:11,771 So what? 428 00:34:12,665 --> 00:34:15,025 Do you follow politics, Mr. Shad? 429 00:34:16,626 --> 00:34:18,866 Do I look like I follow politics? 430 00:34:19,212 --> 00:34:21,372 David Dilbeck is the U.S. congressman. . . 431 00:34:21,714 --> 00:34:24,594 . . .from the fifth district. He's up for reelection soon. 432 00:34:25,843 --> 00:34:28,003 You gonna put the squeeze on him. 433 00:34:28,303 --> 00:34:31,263 Nice. What that gotta do with me? 434 00:34:32,057 --> 00:34:34,257 I'll give you 10% of the squeeze. 435 00:34:41,064 --> 00:34:43,504 Is this conceivably as big as the yogurt deal? 436 00:34:45,067 --> 00:34:46,587 "As big"? 437 00:34:47,528 --> 00:34:51,968 Congressman Dilbeck is chairman of the subcommittee on sugar, okay? 438 00:34:52,407 --> 00:34:54,687 The Rojo family cannot allow him to lose. 439 00:34:55,034 --> 00:34:59,554 Because their price supports are worth hundreds of millions of dollars. 440 00:34:59,997 --> 00:35:01,677 And quite frankly, Mr. Shad. . . 441 00:35:02,791 --> 00:35:05,511 . . .this is the opportunity of a lifetime. 442 00:35:07,503 --> 00:35:08,703 Good. 443 00:35:09,797 --> 00:35:11,077 Just keep Erin out of it. 444 00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:12,380 I'll do my best. 445 00:35:13,716 --> 00:35:15,476 She's out. Erin is out. Erin who? 446 00:35:27,103 --> 00:35:28,223 Charming spot. 447 00:35:28,563 --> 00:35:30,203 Look. Steven Spielberg's house. 448 00:35:30,523 --> 00:35:34,443 I wish he'd come in here. I'm sure he would have big hots for me. 449 00:35:34,819 --> 00:35:36,459 You'd turn his whole life around. 450 00:35:36,779 --> 00:35:40,939 Steven Spielberg's shower. Can you imagine me and him in that shower? 451 00:35:41,365 --> 00:35:44,885 -Oh, that cute little beard! -Yours or his? 452 00:35:46,995 --> 00:35:51,035 Hey, Jerry, it's Erin Grant. What a long beep. 453 00:35:51,457 --> 00:35:53,297 Someone's waiting for you. 454 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:55,264 Maybe you're out of town. . . . 455 00:35:55,585 --> 00:35:59,345 I'm just calling to see about that legal matter we discussed. 456 00:35:59,756 --> 00:36:02,836 If you get a chance, just give me a call at the club. 457 00:36:03,217 --> 00:36:04,777 Thanks, bye. 458 00:36:06,679 --> 00:36:08,959 -Michael Jordan's at table eight! -Great. 459 00:36:09,348 --> 00:36:12,548 Say hello to the fantastic Monique, Jr. ! 460 00:36:20,273 --> 00:36:23,113 Lieutenant Garcia with homicide. 461 00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:25,005 What's he want with Erin? 462 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,000 Got no idea. 463 00:36:27,321 --> 00:36:29,041 All I need is scandal. 464 00:36:38,831 --> 00:36:40,511 What do you know about Prozac? 465 00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:44,505 It makes you happy. There's side effects. 466 00:36:45,128 --> 00:36:45,928 Like what? 467 00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:48,220 Limp noodle. 468 00:36:49,132 --> 00:36:50,452 Who cares? 469 00:36:50,757 --> 00:36:54,117 I haven't had a hard-on since I started running this place. 470 00:36:54,887 --> 00:36:57,687 Closest I got was Sea World. 471 00:36:58,389 --> 00:37:00,629 Porpoise got me hot. 472 00:37:02,352 --> 00:37:04,992 What the fuck you telling me that for? 473 00:37:08,106 --> 00:37:11,226 I'm going next door. See what Ling's up to. 474 00:37:16,154 --> 00:37:17,754 Drowned? 475 00:37:18,615 --> 00:37:19,895 Oh, my God. 476 00:37:20,199 --> 00:37:23,119 He had pictures of you all over his apartment. 477 00:37:24,953 --> 00:37:27,913 He was a really big fan. He used to bring me flowers-- 478 00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:31,250 He was just a fan? There was no touching? 479 00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:34,270 This has been a real pleasure. 480 00:37:34,545 --> 00:37:36,345 I dance so I must turn tricks. 481 00:37:36,631 --> 00:37:40,151 Nice way to open a conversation. "l understand you're a hooker?" 482 00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:42,669 You don't work in a library here. 483 00:37:44,178 --> 00:37:46,058 I'm trying to figure out the man's life. 484 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:47,989 He was a customer. 485 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:50,987 That's all I know about his life. Except that it's over. 486 00:37:52,477 --> 00:37:54,037 I apologize. 487 00:37:54,353 --> 00:37:57,433 Sincerely. Look, I'm real-- I'm nowhere on this. 488 00:37:57,815 --> 00:38:00,095 I could use some-- Please give me a minute? 489 00:38:02,861 --> 00:38:03,901 Please? 490 00:38:08,366 --> 00:38:10,806 -So where did this happen? -Lake Okeechobee. 491 00:38:12,411 --> 00:38:16,011 It's where I made the serious mistake of taking my vacation. 492 00:38:19,542 --> 00:38:20,342 Your family? 493 00:38:21,043 --> 00:38:21,883 Nice. 494 00:38:24,754 --> 00:38:28,514 It's not the kind of place you'd expect to encounter a homicide. 495 00:38:28,924 --> 00:38:31,724 -Homicide? You said he drowned. -No, we did an autopsy. 496 00:38:32,428 --> 00:38:35,948 The water in his lungs, they come up clean. 497 00:38:36,347 --> 00:38:37,907 There was tap water in his lungs? 498 00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:38,982 Exactly. 499 00:38:39,267 --> 00:38:42,787 Somebody killed him, like in a bathtub, then dumped the body in a lake. 500 00:38:43,604 --> 00:38:44,724 Do you read mysteries? 501 00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:48,956 Up till three months ago, I worked at the FBI in Miami. 502 00:38:49,943 --> 00:38:50,743 A secretary. 503 00:38:51,694 --> 00:38:54,054 Until I got fired for having a defective husband. 504 00:38:57,490 --> 00:39:01,690 I'm in a pretty bad custody fight. Jerry was trying to help me. 505 00:39:02,119 --> 00:39:03,919 From the shores of the Dead Sea. . . 506 00:39:04,247 --> 00:39:06,407 . . .a decorated nurse in the lsraeli army. . . 507 00:39:06,748 --> 00:39:11,188 . . .say shalom to the fabulous Ariel Sharon! 508 00:39:23,638 --> 00:39:26,558 Could we go outside? I could really use some air. 509 00:40:24,064 --> 00:40:27,824 Oh, Mr. Orly! What a wonderful surprise. 510 00:40:28,235 --> 00:40:30,515 Nice to be in quality club, eh? 511 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,062 Yeah, if you like freak shows. 512 00:40:33,655 --> 00:40:35,215 Ling! Ling! Get over here! 513 00:40:35,532 --> 00:40:36,652 Move it! 514 00:40:36,909 --> 00:40:38,269 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 515 00:40:38,577 --> 00:40:40,377 But that's Mr. Chris Rojo. . . 516 00:40:40,662 --> 00:40:42,542 . . .of the sugar Rojos. 517 00:40:42,872 --> 00:40:45,912 Typical of the kind of rich big shots we get here. 518 00:41:04,682 --> 00:41:07,282 Is this the place where I met my angel? 519 00:41:07,977 --> 00:41:10,257 I don't know which angel you're referring to. 520 00:41:14,232 --> 00:41:16,592 A congressman? 521 00:41:16,985 --> 00:41:18,585 You mean a U.S. congressman? 522 00:41:18,861 --> 00:41:20,901 Well, he wasn't specific who it was. 523 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,600 I told him it was bananas. . . 524 00:41:22,906 --> 00:41:25,826 . . .and maybe it was better that he stayed out of it. 525 00:41:26,994 --> 00:41:29,434 On Wednesday, there was an incident, a guy with a bottle-- 526 00:41:29,871 --> 00:41:34,111 Oh, he was a total whack job. Drunk out of his mind. 527 00:41:35,167 --> 00:41:37,527 Can you remember, was Mr. Killian here? 528 00:41:38,545 --> 00:41:40,145 No, not offhand, but maybe. 529 00:41:40,463 --> 00:41:43,943 Think about that and let me know. Here's all my numbers. 530 00:41:44,716 --> 00:41:47,636 Once again, I apologize. I mean, for any aspersions. 531 00:41:51,806 --> 00:41:53,806 You wanna make it up to me? 532 00:41:54,266 --> 00:41:55,146 I beg your pardon? 533 00:41:55,643 --> 00:41:56,843 I need a favor. 534 00:41:57,185 --> 00:41:59,305 You've got friends on the vice squad? 535 00:41:59,646 --> 00:42:01,126 They're not my bosom buddies. 536 00:42:01,398 --> 00:42:03,078 My ex-husband's an informant. 537 00:42:03,399 --> 00:42:05,559 It's why this idiot judge gave him custody. 538 00:42:05,901 --> 00:42:07,781 -Are you joking? -I wish. 539 00:42:08,112 --> 00:42:12,112 But I was thinking, if vice dumped him as an informer. . . 540 00:42:12,531 --> 00:42:14,971 . . .when my appeal came up in six weeks. . . 541 00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:18,287 . . .I could then say my ex-husband is unfit. 542 00:42:18,662 --> 00:42:22,102 -He's such a criminal-- -Wait a minute. He's a criminal? 543 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,500 Your ex? He's a criminal? 544 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:29,250 He steals wheelchairs. Thank you very much. 545 00:42:32,257 --> 00:42:34,257 All right, let me see what I can do. 546 00:42:34,759 --> 00:42:35,559 Good night. 547 00:42:35,844 --> 00:42:38,124 You know, not having her around. . . 548 00:42:39,221 --> 00:42:40,861 . . .it's like my heart is missing. 549 00:42:41,390 --> 00:42:43,230 I'm sure. 550 00:42:44,517 --> 00:42:46,157 Let me see what I can do. 551 00:42:46,852 --> 00:42:47,732 Good night. 552 00:42:48,687 --> 00:42:50,127 Good night. 553 00:43:06,619 --> 00:43:07,899 How much you pay them? 554 00:43:09,247 --> 00:43:11,087 I think they're up to $30 a day. 555 00:43:11,415 --> 00:43:13,695 Subtract room and board, booze and smokes. 556 00:43:14,043 --> 00:43:16,763 You know, who knows? Maybe they pay us! 557 00:43:18,963 --> 00:43:20,923 -Hell of a business. -It's the best! 558 00:43:21,258 --> 00:43:23,098 We gotta protect it, my friend, right? 559 00:43:24,051 --> 00:43:27,571 Son, I've been protecting your family for 20 years. 560 00:43:28,013 --> 00:43:29,653 You're the greatest, man! 561 00:43:29,973 --> 00:43:32,493 I'm saying, until the election, no more girls, huh? 562 00:43:33,225 --> 00:43:35,025 Bring your wife down here for a weekend. 563 00:43:35,352 --> 00:43:36,232 What's her name? Alice? 564 00:43:36,562 --> 00:43:38,522 Mary Pat. Mary Pat. 565 00:43:39,481 --> 00:43:43,321 Chris, I met an angel. 566 00:43:43,734 --> 00:43:46,014 I mean, she's a dancer. 567 00:43:49,281 --> 00:43:52,801 She's so pure and clean. Not like the rest of these whores. 568 00:43:53,242 --> 00:43:54,642 -If I could be with her-- -What? 569 00:43:54,952 --> 00:43:55,912 You'd be a good boy? 570 00:43:56,245 --> 00:43:59,245 I'd be perfect. I'd be perfect. I swear I would! 571 00:43:59,623 --> 00:44:01,343 I would stop going to clubs. 572 00:44:01,666 --> 00:44:03,306 I would stop drinking. 573 00:44:03,585 --> 00:44:05,945 I would just lead a regular life, you know? 574 00:44:06,337 --> 00:44:09,857 With my wife and a steady mistress. 575 00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:12,780 And I would have a decent life. 576 00:44:13,468 --> 00:44:15,988 So let's do it! Where'd you see her? 577 00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:23,220 My brain has just turned to shit. 578 00:44:23,602 --> 00:44:25,962 That's why you're in Congress! 579 00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:32,152 You're probably right. 580 00:46:41,636 --> 00:46:42,436 Who is it? 581 00:46:42,678 --> 00:46:45,478 It's Lieutenant Garcia. Is it a bad time now? 582 00:46:45,806 --> 00:46:48,086 No, just a second. I was rehearsing. 583 00:46:55,022 --> 00:46:55,822 Morning. 584 00:46:56,399 --> 00:46:58,839 I was nearby. I probably should've call-- 585 00:46:59,235 --> 00:47:01,355 No, no, it's fine. Please come on in. 586 00:47:02,570 --> 00:47:03,890 Thank you. 587 00:47:05,073 --> 00:47:08,033 Can I get you some coffee or English muffin? 588 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:10,169 No, no, thanks. 589 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:13,014 You know, I was thinking. . . 590 00:47:13,747 --> 00:47:15,867 . . .and if I had to guess, I would say. . . 591 00:47:16,207 --> 00:47:20,127 . . .that Jerry was probably there because he was there most nights. 592 00:47:20,711 --> 00:47:22,191 So do you know anything new? 593 00:47:22,504 --> 00:47:24,944 Actually, I have some good news. . . 594 00:47:25,298 --> 00:47:27,578 . . .and I have some mediocre news. 595 00:47:28,509 --> 00:47:31,509 The good news is Darrell lost his informant status. 596 00:47:33,764 --> 00:47:34,724 9:00 this morning. 597 00:47:36,140 --> 00:47:38,580 Vice thought his information was bogus anyway. 598 00:47:39,352 --> 00:47:42,712 This is great! Now in six weeks, I can go to the judge-- 599 00:47:43,105 --> 00:47:45,345 That's the mediocre part. 600 00:47:45,941 --> 00:47:49,421 Judge Fingerhut had a heart attack early this morning. . . 601 00:47:49,778 --> 00:47:51,578 . . .at a porno theater on Ocean. 602 00:47:52,279 --> 00:47:54,279 -Don't tell me that! -He was DOA. . . 603 00:47:54,615 --> 00:47:56,415 . . .at Don Shula Hospital. 604 00:47:57,701 --> 00:48:01,141 Anyway, I called around, and the earliest. . . . 605 00:48:01,537 --> 00:48:04,177 It'll be six months before your appeal's heard. 606 00:48:04,540 --> 00:48:05,580 The system is all backed up. 607 00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:09,197 I can't allow her to stay with him for another six months! 608 00:48:09,585 --> 00:48:12,225 There's nothing you can do from a legal standpoint. 609 00:48:12,547 --> 00:48:14,347 Absolutely nothing. 610 00:48:17,385 --> 00:48:19,145 I understand. 611 00:48:20,679 --> 00:48:22,119 Is today Friday? 612 00:48:22,430 --> 00:48:23,830 Yeah, it's Friday. 613 00:48:24,307 --> 00:48:25,827 I gotta run now. 614 00:48:57,544 --> 00:48:59,584 -How are you? -All right. 615 00:49:13,932 --> 00:49:16,212 You're wonderful, Mr. Dilbeck! 616 00:49:21,772 --> 00:49:24,692 Shalom, darlin' . Shalom to you. 617 00:49:26,568 --> 00:49:28,168 Manischewitz! 618 00:49:30,822 --> 00:49:31,862 Congressman. 619 00:49:32,114 --> 00:49:32,914 Alan Mordecai. 620 00:49:33,199 --> 00:49:35,279 -Alan, how you been? -Fine, sir. 621 00:49:35,576 --> 00:49:38,576 Congressman, I brought a little souvenir for you. 622 00:49:38,953 --> 00:49:42,473 Obviously, the ramifications of that, if it were to become public-- 623 00:49:42,915 --> 00:49:45,675 -Is this me? -Yes, I'm afraid so. 624 00:49:46,043 --> 00:49:48,803 If this became public, it would be devastating. . . 625 00:49:49,129 --> 00:49:50,689 . . .and I'd like to avoid that. 626 00:49:51,047 --> 00:49:51,847 It's her. 627 00:49:53,758 --> 00:49:55,678 It's my angel. 628 00:49:57,177 --> 00:50:00,017 Heel! Slow down! Heel, will you? 629 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,040 Are you going to your house, Mama? 630 00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:40,020 No, we're going to our house. 631 00:50:41,299 --> 00:50:42,339 For the whole day? 632 00:50:43,384 --> 00:50:44,504 Even better. 633 00:50:45,052 --> 00:50:45,852 Really? 634 00:50:47,262 --> 00:50:48,662 Really. 635 00:51:01,482 --> 00:51:03,162 You snatched me, didn't you? 636 00:51:07,946 --> 00:51:09,066 I guess I did. 637 00:51:09,572 --> 00:51:10,612 You sure did. 638 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:24,700 Come on, pumpkin. Zippity-doo-dah. 639 00:51:35,637 --> 00:51:37,797 I didn't know she had a child. 640 00:51:38,096 --> 00:51:39,576 Of course you-- 641 00:51:39,848 --> 00:51:42,448 She's divorced, but the husband has custody. Remember? 642 00:51:42,809 --> 00:51:45,089 She's carrying numerous bags. 643 00:51:46,896 --> 00:51:50,896 That doesn't look like just a visitation, does it, Erb? 644 00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:52,314 I'll look into it. 645 00:51:52,609 --> 00:51:54,969 Check custody status of Ms. Erin Grant. 646 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,880 God, give me strength. 647 00:51:58,864 --> 00:52:01,384 What an extraordinary creature. 648 00:52:01,993 --> 00:52:05,513 How perfect in every detail. 649 00:52:05,871 --> 00:52:09,111 Davey, you promised you'd behave until after the election. 650 00:52:09,498 --> 00:52:12,378 You don't understand. This is love. 651 00:52:12,710 --> 00:52:13,910 Please. 652 00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,280 I won't campaign. . . 653 00:52:16,588 --> 00:52:18,708 . . .until I can possess. . . 654 00:52:19,048 --> 00:52:21,488 . . .her actual velvet self. 655 00:52:22,176 --> 00:52:25,576 In the meantime, I want you to bring me something. 656 00:52:25,971 --> 00:52:28,051 Something of hers. 657 00:52:28,348 --> 00:52:29,628 Something. . . 658 00:52:29,933 --> 00:52:31,813 . . .personal to tide me over. 659 00:52:33,185 --> 00:52:34,225 How personal? 660 00:52:35,771 --> 00:52:37,891 Intensely personal. 661 00:52:49,407 --> 00:52:50,687 Am I a good help? 662 00:52:50,992 --> 00:52:55,072 Honey, you are the best laundry assistant I've ever had. 663 00:53:00,542 --> 00:53:02,182 All right, let's hit the road, Jack. 664 00:53:02,502 --> 00:53:03,462 Who's Jack? 665 00:53:04,337 --> 00:53:06,417 It's just an expression. Come on. 666 00:54:08,558 --> 00:54:10,318 This is some picture. 667 00:54:12,854 --> 00:54:13,734 It's fatal. 668 00:54:15,022 --> 00:54:16,702 I don't accede to blackmail. 669 00:54:16,982 --> 00:54:18,622 Willie, I agree with you in principle. . . 670 00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:21,580 . . .but this gets out, we're in a bigtime shitstorm. 671 00:54:21,945 --> 00:54:24,585 Pop, pay the guy off. 672 00:54:25,114 --> 00:54:28,154 You got a cancer, you talk nice to it? 673 00:54:28,533 --> 00:54:32,133 -No. You cut it out. -Willie. 674 00:54:32,579 --> 00:54:35,139 We can't operate like we're in the funeral business. 675 00:54:35,581 --> 00:54:39,261 I'd rather buy cops than pay blackmail. Understood? 676 00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:43,060 I just think we should consider other options. 677 00:54:43,713 --> 00:54:44,913 Understood? 678 00:55:01,478 --> 00:55:02,838 What else? 679 00:55:03,188 --> 00:55:04,388 A connected matter. 680 00:55:04,731 --> 00:55:07,771 Davey wants this stripper, and I'd like to use the boat. 681 00:55:08,151 --> 00:55:10,711 That way, we can control the situation. 682 00:55:11,070 --> 00:55:13,950 -She's the girl from the picture? -That's correct. 683 00:55:14,323 --> 00:55:17,163 -What does she know? -Well, we gotta find out. 684 00:55:17,492 --> 00:55:21,092 The good news is she got custody illegally, so she's vulnerable. 685 00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:23,660 Vulnerable isn't good enough. 686 00:55:23,998 --> 00:55:26,758 I say let Davey have his fun. Then lose her. 687 00:55:28,627 --> 00:55:30,987 Willie, Willie. 688 00:55:31,337 --> 00:55:34,657 First, let's determine whether she can hurt us or not. 689 00:55:35,716 --> 00:55:37,356 I'm sure she's just another dumb whore. 690 00:55:38,218 --> 00:55:40,458 For her sake, I hope so. 691 00:55:43,222 --> 00:55:46,462 Phooey! I go back three. 692 00:55:48,769 --> 00:55:51,969 -This is complicated. -It's easy. 693 00:55:53,981 --> 00:55:55,381 All right, is it your turn? 694 00:55:55,649 --> 00:55:58,569 You stay here with us, sweetie. Mama's orders. 695 00:55:58,943 --> 00:56:00,983 Everybody, listen up. 696 00:56:01,279 --> 00:56:04,359 This is Lorelei! 697 00:56:05,324 --> 00:56:07,444 Formerly of the Flesh Farm. 698 00:56:07,743 --> 00:56:11,503 She and her snake, Monty Python, have signed an exclusive. . . 699 00:56:11,913 --> 00:56:12,953 . . .contract with us. 700 00:56:13,247 --> 00:56:14,687 You've got a snake? 701 00:56:14,999 --> 00:56:17,839 -Monty. -And she starts tomorrow. 702 00:56:18,586 --> 00:56:20,626 So why don't we make her feel at home. . . 703 00:56:20,963 --> 00:56:24,203 . . .and give her a real Eager Beaver welcome! 704 00:56:24,841 --> 00:56:25,881 Welcome, darling. 705 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:28,552 I'm Ariel, Miss Gaza Strip. 706 00:56:28,845 --> 00:56:30,205 I'm Tiffany Glass. 707 00:56:32,348 --> 00:56:34,388 -How big is your snake? -It's big. 708 00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:36,844 So what brings you here? 709 00:56:37,810 --> 00:56:40,010 Just what we needed, another blonde! 710 00:56:40,313 --> 00:56:41,913 What the hell is that? 711 00:56:42,231 --> 00:56:44,271 It just came from Ling's. 712 00:56:44,607 --> 00:56:47,047 Monty sleeps with the fishes. 713 00:56:48,903 --> 00:56:50,463 Lorelei has no idea, right? 714 00:56:50,738 --> 00:56:52,498 No, it just got here. 715 00:56:53,824 --> 00:56:55,224 It's fresh. 716 00:56:56,075 --> 00:56:57,715 Go rustle up a new snake. 717 00:56:57,994 --> 00:56:58,874 Where? The A & P? 718 00:56:59,162 --> 00:57:01,162 Who the fuck carries pythons at 1 0:00? 719 00:57:01,497 --> 00:57:04,657 There's an all-night snake farm on Route 27. 720 00:57:05,042 --> 00:57:06,722 Ask for Jungle Juan. 721 00:57:08,086 --> 00:57:09,126 And get rid of that. 722 00:57:09,504 --> 00:57:11,864 God, I hate this business. 723 00:57:12,173 --> 00:57:13,573 You know why? 724 00:57:13,883 --> 00:57:15,843 It's lost its humanity. 725 00:57:16,177 --> 00:57:19,697 -Say hello to one gorgeous creature. . . -Bring change. 726 00:57:20,055 --> 00:57:22,575 . . .the unbelievable Erin Grant! 727 00:59:32,042 --> 00:59:34,482 Because he believes in the family. . . 728 00:59:34,878 --> 00:59:38,038 . . .in the values that made us a God-fearing people. 729 00:59:38,381 --> 00:59:41,661 Because he's long been a friend of this organization. 730 00:59:50,933 --> 00:59:54,253 Get him out of there. Preferably with his clothes on. 731 01:00:01,109 --> 01:00:02,589 David-- Oh, my God! 732 01:00:03,152 --> 01:00:05,152 Tell me I'm dreaming. Please. 733 01:00:05,528 --> 01:00:09,448 No, no, no! I cannot believe this! 734 01:00:10,742 --> 01:00:11,542 Davey, no! 735 01:00:12,410 --> 01:00:13,610 Is this lint fresh? 736 01:00:13,952 --> 01:00:14,912 Hot out of the Maytag. 737 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,320 You just can't imagine! 738 01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:24,362 This is the very essence of that glorious creature. 739 01:00:24,754 --> 01:00:28,354 I gotta say, even for you, Davey, this is off the charts! 740 01:00:29,090 --> 01:00:30,050 Why are you shiny? 741 01:00:31,885 --> 01:00:32,805 It's Vaseline. 742 01:00:34,804 --> 01:00:37,084 It's Vas-- Great. It's Vaseline. 743 01:00:37,431 --> 01:00:39,951 You've never covered yourself with Vaseline? 744 01:00:40,434 --> 01:00:42,034 Not unless I have third degree burns. 745 01:00:43,895 --> 01:00:47,095 You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. 746 01:00:47,607 --> 01:00:51,967 It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing in between my toes. 747 01:00:52,361 --> 01:00:53,481 All right, okay. 748 01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:56,900 The Young Christians are waiting so. . . . 749 01:00:58,574 --> 01:01:00,614 -When will I see her? -It's in the works. 750 01:01:00,993 --> 01:01:02,593 -When? -It's in the works! 751 01:01:03,829 --> 01:01:05,629 Clean yourself up! 752 01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:10,370 I did not go into politics to pimp for a twisted old fuck like you! 753 01:01:10,793 --> 01:01:12,513 I've had it, Davey. 754 01:01:14,546 --> 01:01:15,866 I quit. 755 01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:20,397 You are such a child. 756 01:01:25,138 --> 01:01:28,538 Onward, Christian soldiers 757 01:01:28,933 --> 01:01:32,893 Marching as to war 758 01:01:33,312 --> 01:01:37,192 With the cross of jesus 759 01:01:37,607 --> 01:01:41,087 Going on before 760 01:01:41,444 --> 01:01:45,044 Christ, the royal Master 761 01:01:45,489 --> 01:01:49,089 Leads against the foe 762 01:01:49,534 --> 01:01:52,694 Forward into battle 763 01:01:53,037 --> 01:01:56,717 See His banners go 764 01:02:05,798 --> 01:02:08,238 Thank you. Thank you very much. 765 01:02:11,052 --> 01:02:12,972 You are too kind. 766 01:02:17,058 --> 01:02:21,858 What a privilege for me to be here for you good people tonight. . . 767 01:02:22,312 --> 01:02:24,832 . . .and to talk about an issue that is so critical. . . 768 01:02:25,189 --> 01:02:28,789 . . .to this campaign and to all of the American people. 769 01:02:29,527 --> 01:02:31,727 I'm talking about the issue. . . 770 01:02:32,028 --> 01:02:34,468 . . .of family values. 771 01:02:52,546 --> 01:02:54,666 Where's Monty? He isn't here yet. 772 01:02:54,964 --> 01:02:57,324 He's on his way. Relax. 773 01:02:59,427 --> 01:03:01,147 Do me a favor and watch Angela? 774 01:03:01,470 --> 01:03:03,830 I'm gonna get my car, it's pouring out. 775 01:03:04,223 --> 01:03:06,343 -Yeah, sure, gorgeous. -Thanks. 776 01:03:09,561 --> 01:03:11,321 Where have you been all night? 777 01:03:11,604 --> 01:03:15,644 Doing my Christmas shopping early. Martha Stewart recommends it. 778 01:03:18,193 --> 01:03:21,353 If that's not a snake, then it's an amazing belt. 779 01:03:22,155 --> 01:03:25,835 I gotta find a new line of work. This shit is getting out of hand. 780 01:03:26,283 --> 01:03:28,643 Let me put this down and walk you to your car. 781 01:03:28,952 --> 01:03:30,952 I'm fine. I'll see you tomorrow. 782 01:03:47,718 --> 01:03:50,518 -Evening, everybody. -Shit! 783 01:03:50,887 --> 01:03:54,047 -Where's my little 'un? -Where you can't get her. 784 01:03:55,266 --> 01:03:58,226 Is that ever the wrong answer. Bring her to me now! 785 01:03:58,602 --> 01:04:01,362 I am not bringing her to you in this lifetime. 786 01:04:01,689 --> 01:04:05,289 I'll go to that judge and tell him my whore of a wife abducted-- 787 01:04:05,692 --> 01:04:08,052 Guess what, Darrell? The judge is dead. 788 01:04:08,361 --> 01:04:10,241 So you'll just have to kill me. 789 01:04:10,571 --> 01:04:13,251 -Go on! -Think I'm afraid to? 790 01:04:13,573 --> 01:04:16,013 Think I don't have the manliness to take your life? 791 01:04:16,326 --> 01:04:18,326 I think you are all man. 792 01:04:18,661 --> 01:04:23,181 That death row-lethal injection thing? That's not gonna scare you. 793 01:04:24,833 --> 01:04:26,753 They'd never execute a daddy. 794 01:04:27,335 --> 01:04:28,455 Drop the knife. 795 01:04:28,753 --> 01:04:30,033 You got till three. One. 796 01:04:30,796 --> 01:04:32,196 Suck my dick. 797 01:04:32,548 --> 01:04:34,468 Whip the little fella out. Two. 798 01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,160 This here is a domestic squabble. 799 01:04:41,389 --> 01:04:42,589 Three. 800 01:04:44,141 --> 01:04:45,261 You broke my arm! 801 01:04:45,643 --> 01:04:47,003 You sure? 802 01:04:54,442 --> 01:04:56,562 -Bitch! -Bully! 803 01:05:02,866 --> 01:05:04,906 I'm gonna get you! 804 01:05:08,412 --> 01:05:11,172 -Are you okay? -Just had a tiff with my ex. 805 01:05:11,540 --> 01:05:15,500 I know what that's like. Did you see? Monty finally got here. 806 01:05:15,918 --> 01:05:17,278 That's great, Lorelei. 807 01:05:17,586 --> 01:05:20,586 Hey, baby. Say hi to Erin. 808 01:05:21,256 --> 01:05:22,456 -Cute. -Homicide. 809 01:05:22,758 --> 01:05:23,878 Lieutenant Garcia. 810 01:05:26,302 --> 01:05:28,102 She's a kidnapper! 811 01:05:28,429 --> 01:05:29,949 Watch your head there. 812 01:05:31,348 --> 01:05:34,228 The fact is he threatened, and he did not attempt. 813 01:05:34,976 --> 01:05:37,696 What if he kills me? Can I press charges then? 814 01:05:38,021 --> 01:05:40,381 The law is the law. I'll screw around here. 815 01:05:40,732 --> 01:05:44,852 If you like, I'll lose your paperwork. He makes bail, she's his. 816 01:05:47,987 --> 01:05:50,547 I should split and take her to New England. 817 01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:52,895 Understand this. 818 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:56,600 If you split without formal custody, you'll lose her forever. 819 01:05:56,995 --> 01:05:59,995 I've dealt with Family Services. They are pencil pushers. 820 01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:03,011 -This is by the book. -I'm dealing with a maniac. 821 01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:05,773 I understand. I repeat, you can't take off. 822 01:06:06,795 --> 01:06:08,355 You cannot. 823 01:06:10,340 --> 01:06:12,260 You might have a bigger problem. 824 01:06:13,342 --> 01:06:15,702 -I can't have a bigger problem! -Look at this. 825 01:06:16,386 --> 01:06:19,706 Any of these clowns the one who might have assaulted Mr. Guber? 826 01:06:30,482 --> 01:06:31,282 This clown. 827 01:06:32,733 --> 01:06:33,773 You're positive? 828 01:06:34,735 --> 01:06:35,615 Absolutely. 829 01:06:36,946 --> 01:06:39,946 Who is he? He looks like that guy on F Troop. 830 01:06:41,199 --> 01:06:42,999 That's Congressman Dilbeck. 831 01:06:43,785 --> 01:06:45,345 This nut is a congressman? 832 01:06:45,620 --> 01:06:48,580 You haven't heard from him? From any of his staff? 833 01:06:51,791 --> 01:06:52,751 Wait. 834 01:06:54,044 --> 01:06:56,244 This is who Jerry was talking about. 835 01:06:56,837 --> 01:06:59,477 Are you saying I am in danger from a congressman? 836 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:00,720 No. 837 01:07:03,635 --> 01:07:05,835 Let me know if you hear from him though. 838 01:07:06,846 --> 01:07:08,646 I think that's in both our interests. 839 01:07:09,765 --> 01:07:11,685 How did I get so popular? 840 01:07:14,144 --> 01:07:17,904 Hush, little baby Don 't you cry 841 01:07:18,314 --> 01:07:23,234 Mama 's gonna buy you a something 842 01:07:24,111 --> 01:07:25,991 Pumpkin pie. 843 01:07:26,738 --> 01:07:28,498 Oh, you're awake. 844 01:07:28,823 --> 01:07:31,263 -Can Mommy put you down? -No. 845 01:07:31,659 --> 01:07:33,179 Fair enough. 846 01:07:55,429 --> 01:07:57,589 -Brush your teeth. -I'm too tired. 847 01:07:57,932 --> 01:08:00,652 Okay, don't brush your teeth. Go on to bed. 848 01:08:05,438 --> 01:08:08,758 "Mr. Dilbeck requests your company for a private dance. 849 01:08:09,107 --> 01:08:12,787 You'll receive $2,000 cash for a one-hour set. 850 01:08:13,153 --> 01:08:17,873 Discretion and confidentiality are of the utmost importance. " 851 01:08:28,791 --> 01:08:31,311 Mommy, do you like dancing? 852 01:08:32,127 --> 01:08:33,487 Why are you still awake? 853 01:08:33,795 --> 01:08:36,915 I was just thinking. Do you like dancing? 854 01:08:37,340 --> 01:08:38,460 Not really. 855 01:08:38,715 --> 01:08:40,995 -It's not fun? -No. 856 01:08:41,885 --> 01:08:43,605 You're just dancing. 857 01:08:44,763 --> 01:08:47,883 Just dancing's fun, honey. Sure, that part of the job. 858 01:08:48,891 --> 01:08:50,691 What's not fun? The customers? 859 01:08:50,976 --> 01:08:53,976 Urbana said some of them are mean and stupid. 860 01:08:57,565 --> 01:08:59,925 Pumpkin, have you ever seen me dance? 861 01:09:03,403 --> 01:09:04,243 Have you? 862 01:09:05,406 --> 01:09:08,206 -I told the girls that-- -I came out tonight. 863 01:09:13,204 --> 01:09:14,324 While I was dancing? 864 01:09:20,293 --> 01:09:22,053 You looked really pretty. 865 01:09:22,795 --> 01:09:23,995 No, I didn't. 866 01:09:24,464 --> 01:09:26,984 Yeah, you did. You looked great. 867 01:09:33,138 --> 01:09:34,738 Thank you, baby. 868 01:09:38,976 --> 01:09:40,976 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 869 01:09:41,269 --> 01:09:44,029 Welcome to the Miami Seaquarium 's Top Deck. 870 01:09:45,523 --> 01:09:50,363 We are going to celebrate the oceans and all the living things in them... 871 01:09:50,860 --> 01:09:54,940 ...as we proudly present to you a splash of the islands. 872 01:09:58,492 --> 01:10:01,572 Okay, now, I need all the camp kids to come with me. 873 01:10:02,704 --> 01:10:04,024 Come on. You too. 874 01:10:05,540 --> 01:10:08,660 It's okay. You can go. Go on. It's all right. 875 01:10:11,378 --> 01:10:12,498 I'll be right here. 876 01:10:15,507 --> 01:10:16,867 Don't worry. 877 01:10:17,842 --> 01:10:20,122 She's spent so little time with kids. . . . 878 01:10:20,469 --> 01:10:23,069 It'll change. Once she's with you full-time. 879 01:10:23,430 --> 01:10:24,230 I hope so. 880 01:10:25,724 --> 01:10:28,684 Let me get this straight. He offered you two grand? 881 01:10:29,310 --> 01:10:31,030 To dance for one hour? 882 01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:34,239 I don't know. 883 01:10:34,940 --> 01:10:36,980 I can't turn it down, Al. 884 01:10:37,317 --> 01:10:41,477 Now that I have Angie with me, I've gotta find another job immediately. 885 01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:45,144 Which will pay me nothing compared to what I'm making now. 886 01:10:46,116 --> 01:10:47,516 But, you know. . . 887 01:10:48,034 --> 01:10:50,954 . . .she saw me last night. Can you imagine? 888 01:10:53,664 --> 01:10:54,984 Was she upset? 889 01:10:55,249 --> 01:10:58,489 She said no, but come on. One day she's gonna realize. . . 890 01:10:58,836 --> 01:11:00,556 . . .and say, "That was my mother. " 891 01:11:05,299 --> 01:11:08,299 How about you? You ready to feed Flipper? Step here. 892 01:11:09,220 --> 01:11:10,180 Oh, my God. 893 01:11:13,098 --> 01:11:15,618 -It's safe, though, right? -What? 894 01:11:15,934 --> 01:11:16,854 With Dilbeck. 895 01:11:17,393 --> 01:11:18,873 I'm bringing Shad. 896 01:11:19,144 --> 01:11:23,184 I think as long as they think you don't know anything, you'll be fine. 897 01:11:23,607 --> 01:11:24,647 Keep your ears open. 898 01:11:25,775 --> 01:11:27,295 What will you do with her tonight? 899 01:11:27,568 --> 01:11:28,608 Urbana said that she'd-- 900 01:11:28,944 --> 01:11:31,664 Why don't you drop her off at our house? 901 01:11:32,697 --> 01:11:34,137 -I can't do that. -Why not? 902 01:11:34,449 --> 01:11:37,249 I told Donna everything. Your whole situation. 903 01:11:37,576 --> 01:11:40,376 She said if you needed a hand she'd love to help. 904 01:11:40,705 --> 01:11:43,585 She doesn't think I'm something out of A Current Affair ? 905 01:11:44,082 --> 01:11:47,682 Come on, you're a terrific girl. You know that. 906 01:11:48,085 --> 01:11:51,685 So you made a mistake. You married a bum. What are you gonna do? 907 01:11:52,089 --> 01:11:54,609 You gonna beat yourself up for the rest of your life? 908 01:11:55,717 --> 01:11:58,357 Well, I usually don't, but it's. . . . 909 01:11:59,971 --> 01:12:01,531 I mean, it's just that. . . 910 01:12:01,847 --> 01:12:04,127 . . .you know, she saw me dancing. 911 01:12:08,228 --> 01:12:09,348 It'll all work out. 912 01:12:09,979 --> 01:12:12,539 I want her free and clear, whatever it takes. 913 01:12:18,945 --> 01:12:20,705 Good job, baby! 914 01:12:48,345 --> 01:12:51,305 -You're Mrs. Grant? -No, I'm Barbara Bush. 915 01:12:51,806 --> 01:12:53,966 -Who is he? -George Bush. 916 01:12:54,517 --> 01:12:55,997 George Bush is not invited. 917 01:12:57,353 --> 01:12:58,193 Take a hike. 918 01:12:59,563 --> 01:13:00,963 Oh, no, no. 919 01:13:01,439 --> 01:13:03,359 See, if he goes, I go. 920 01:13:06,528 --> 01:13:08,648 Raise your hands. I gotta pat you down. 921 01:13:10,030 --> 01:13:11,230 Stop. 922 01:13:13,366 --> 01:13:14,726 Right this way. 923 01:13:54,776 --> 01:13:59,256 Hello, Erin. My name is Congressman Dilbeck. 924 01:14:00,532 --> 01:14:03,292 You are-- You're a beauty. 925 01:14:09,373 --> 01:14:10,173 Good evening. 926 01:14:12,625 --> 01:14:13,905 I'm Erin Grant. 927 01:14:17,629 --> 01:14:19,429 And you must be. . . . 928 01:14:21,091 --> 01:14:22,891 Convak Dilvak. 929 01:14:24,176 --> 01:14:26,096 Congressman Dildo. 930 01:14:28,681 --> 01:14:30,601 I am Congressman David Dilbeck. 931 01:14:31,808 --> 01:14:34,048 And welcome, welcome. 932 01:14:38,648 --> 01:14:40,488 You are truly, truly welcome. 933 01:14:40,774 --> 01:14:41,734 Thank you. 934 01:14:42,526 --> 01:14:44,566 Have we ever met before? 935 01:14:47,405 --> 01:14:49,565 But actually, I have seen. . . 936 01:14:50,283 --> 01:14:53,563 . . .many, many beautiful photographs of you. 937 01:14:56,162 --> 01:14:58,602 Well, I'm honored. And a congressman. 938 01:14:59,123 --> 01:15:03,043 Very successful congressman you must be. 939 01:15:03,877 --> 01:15:04,997 This is not my boat. 940 01:15:06,213 --> 01:15:09,333 It belongs to a very close friend of mine. 941 01:15:10,133 --> 01:15:12,693 Do you like Dino? 942 01:15:16,013 --> 01:15:20,373 Dean's great, yeah. But you know, I've brought my own. 943 01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:23,928 Do you care for The Artist Formerly Known as Prince? 944 01:15:27,564 --> 01:15:29,084 I care for you. 945 01:15:32,068 --> 01:15:35,748 So, George, you get to watch any of the auditions? 946 01:15:36,321 --> 01:15:38,761 Watch, my ass. I do the hiring. 947 01:15:39,490 --> 01:15:40,610 I've seen every girl in Florida. 948 01:15:41,159 --> 01:15:43,879 What are the criteria? Monster jugs? 949 01:15:44,370 --> 01:15:46,650 Firmness is crucial. 950 01:15:46,997 --> 01:15:49,797 I gotta hold them for a while. Shake them. 951 01:15:51,126 --> 01:15:52,086 You shake their tits? 952 01:15:52,627 --> 01:15:57,067 It ain't no picnic, man. Got tendinitis in my right wrist. 953 01:15:57,674 --> 01:15:59,834 On a rainy day, it's agony. 954 01:16:01,635 --> 01:16:03,035 You audition anybody famous? 955 01:16:04,388 --> 01:16:06,268 You know, before they were famous. 956 01:16:08,766 --> 01:16:10,286 Sure did. 957 01:16:10,809 --> 01:16:12,329 Meryl Streep. 958 01:16:13,645 --> 01:16:15,645 Come on! Meryl Streep stripped? 959 01:16:17,023 --> 01:16:18,823 One of the best. 960 01:16:19,150 --> 01:16:21,510 Chesty La France. 961 01:16:22,944 --> 01:16:24,544 That was Meryl. 962 01:16:26,614 --> 01:16:28,614 Chesty La France. I heard of her. 963 01:16:51,427 --> 01:16:53,387 I give you anything you want. 964 01:16:53,762 --> 01:16:55,522 A diamond ring. 965 01:16:56,181 --> 01:16:57,021 A Lexus. 966 01:16:57,557 --> 01:16:59,597 I'll get you a condo on the beach. 967 01:16:59,976 --> 01:17:01,256 just be my girlfriend. 968 01:17:01,853 --> 01:17:04,133 -Can't do that. -Why not? 969 01:17:05,606 --> 01:17:07,966 I love you. 970 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:11,320 You don't know what I've done for you recently. 971 01:17:11,736 --> 01:17:14,016 Really? And what was that? 972 01:17:15,197 --> 01:17:17,877 I talked to judge Fingerhut about your daughter. 973 01:17:18,909 --> 01:17:20,109 You did? 974 01:17:21,119 --> 01:17:23,399 And how did you know about my case? 975 01:17:24,664 --> 01:17:25,784 Little birdie told me. 976 01:17:26,332 --> 01:17:29,652 It must have been a little old birdie who knew me very well. 977 01:17:30,460 --> 01:17:31,500 "Who" is not important. 978 01:17:32,170 --> 01:17:33,690 Come on now. 979 01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:36,920 Not just a little hint. 980 01:17:37,925 --> 01:17:40,205 I can't do that. 981 01:17:43,472 --> 01:17:45,352 But I know the new judge. 982 01:17:46,308 --> 01:17:49,988 He's a very good friend of mine. The Honorable jack Goldberg. 983 01:17:51,937 --> 01:17:53,497 He'll be more amenable. 984 01:17:55,816 --> 01:17:59,736 Darlin', if you just come into Davey's life. . . 985 01:18:00,277 --> 01:18:02,237 . . .good things will happen. 986 01:18:02,571 --> 01:18:04,611 You don't know how much I worship you. 987 01:18:06,032 --> 01:18:07,472 How much? 988 01:18:07,992 --> 01:18:12,112 I sent my aide, Erb, over to your laundromat. 989 01:18:12,496 --> 01:18:15,776 He brought back some of your lint. 990 01:18:16,792 --> 01:18:17,752 My lint? 991 01:18:18,585 --> 01:18:19,625 Fresh. . . 992 01:18:20,294 --> 01:18:22,094 . . .hot lint. 993 01:18:24,507 --> 01:18:29,107 And what did you do with that fresh, hot lint? 994 01:18:30,887 --> 01:18:32,927 I'm afraid I made love to it. 995 01:18:38,894 --> 01:18:42,214 Close your eyes. I've got a little surprise for you. 996 01:18:42,605 --> 01:18:44,325 Keep them closed. 997 01:18:44,607 --> 01:18:46,647 No peeking. 998 01:18:49,153 --> 01:18:53,033 Don't invade my private life again or I'll kill you. You understand? 999 01:18:53,406 --> 01:18:55,206 Show's over, big boy. 1000 01:19:00,954 --> 01:19:03,314 You'll come back tomorrow? Same time? 1001 01:19:03,623 --> 01:19:04,943 I don't think so. 1002 01:19:05,250 --> 01:19:07,490 I'll give you $5,000. 1003 01:19:07,793 --> 01:19:11,113 Five thousand dollars for no sex? You love me that much. 1004 01:19:11,964 --> 01:19:16,044 Just the touch of your hand sets my pecker on fire. 1005 01:19:16,801 --> 01:19:18,961 Maybe you should see a doctor. 1006 01:19:19,261 --> 01:19:20,381 Same time tomorrow? 1007 01:19:21,555 --> 01:19:23,915 If I come, can we talk more about my case? 1008 01:19:24,266 --> 01:19:27,146 We can talk about anything. As long as you're naked. 1009 01:19:28,811 --> 01:19:30,211 We'll see. 1010 01:19:38,319 --> 01:19:39,839 Good evening. 1011 01:19:41,781 --> 01:19:44,581 You don't know me. I'm Malcolm Moldovsky. 1012 01:19:44,950 --> 01:19:46,550 Dilbeck's right hand. 1013 01:19:47,785 --> 01:19:49,265 You must be a very busy man. 1014 01:19:51,539 --> 01:19:52,739 Touch�. 1015 01:19:53,833 --> 01:19:55,713 I wish to give you some advice. . . 1016 01:19:56,043 --> 01:19:58,563 . . .about your adorable little daughter, Angela. 1017 01:19:58,962 --> 01:20:02,562 -What about her? -Your custody of her is illegal. 1018 01:20:03,758 --> 01:20:06,478 That's just temporary until the appeal gets heard-- 1019 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:09,402 Please, please, Miss Grant. 1020 01:20:09,721 --> 01:20:11,921 Really, it's of no concern to us. 1021 01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:16,040 As long as you refuse to cooperate with certain individuals. . . 1022 01:20:16,435 --> 01:20:19,595 . . .who seek to harm and slur Congressman Dilbeck. . . 1023 01:20:20,731 --> 01:20:23,371 . . .for their own selfish political gain. 1024 01:20:30,197 --> 01:20:33,237 I don't know what you're talking about. Excuse me. 1025 01:20:34,575 --> 01:20:35,935 Perhaps you don't. 1026 01:20:36,536 --> 01:20:40,016 But what a pity if Angela were to be placed in a state home. 1027 01:20:40,414 --> 01:20:41,774 Pretty grim, most of them. 1028 01:20:42,624 --> 01:20:45,664 A lot of strange people working there. 1029 01:20:46,043 --> 01:20:50,683 I'd recommend that you cooperate with us for the child's sake. 1030 01:20:51,590 --> 01:20:55,430 Which means you talk to no one about tonight. . . 1031 01:20:57,136 --> 01:20:58,656 . . .or any night. 1032 01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:01,520 Understood? 1033 01:21:03,267 --> 01:21:04,067 Of course. 1034 01:21:06,603 --> 01:21:07,643 Good. 1035 01:21:08,146 --> 01:21:09,706 Now if you'll excuse me. . . 1036 01:21:09,981 --> 01:21:12,781 . . .I'd better toss the congressman into a cold shower. 1037 01:21:16,194 --> 01:21:19,274 By the way, I can see why he's so taken by your charms. 1038 01:21:21,449 --> 01:21:22,409 Good night. 1039 01:21:24,785 --> 01:21:26,425 Watch your step on the gangplank. 1040 01:21:34,877 --> 01:21:36,997 She ain't dumb enough. 1041 01:21:42,174 --> 01:21:44,534 -Try anything? -No. 1042 01:21:45,386 --> 01:21:47,026 He ask you back? 1043 01:21:48,638 --> 01:21:49,758 No. 1044 01:21:50,723 --> 01:21:53,003 Aren't we Miss Talkative tonight? 1045 01:21:53,977 --> 01:21:55,257 I'm a little tired. 1046 01:21:59,356 --> 01:22:01,796 What's the matter, baby? Come on. 1047 01:22:06,029 --> 01:22:07,469 Monty. 1048 01:22:15,745 --> 01:22:17,785 This reptile's a freaking lemon. 1049 01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:19,600 Who are you? 1050 01:22:20,165 --> 01:22:21,085 Help! 1051 01:22:25,962 --> 01:22:27,522 -So how did it go? -Fine. 1052 01:22:28,006 --> 01:22:30,766 -No problems? -No, none. 1053 01:22:32,384 --> 01:22:33,184 But no information. 1054 01:22:36,387 --> 01:22:37,427 Zero. 1055 01:22:37,722 --> 01:22:40,402 Look, I gotta run, you know. Angela's wiped. 1056 01:22:40,766 --> 01:22:42,846 I'll see you later, okay? 1057 01:22:49,565 --> 01:22:50,885 Come on, come on. 1058 01:22:56,489 --> 01:22:57,289 Do something! 1059 01:22:57,531 --> 01:23:00,771 I'm doing something. I'm protecting you. 1060 01:23:01,409 --> 01:23:03,009 -Stand back. -Oh, my God! 1061 01:23:05,496 --> 01:23:07,376 That's not Monty! 1062 01:23:08,581 --> 01:23:10,701 You're fine, hon. You'll be fine. 1063 01:23:13,252 --> 01:23:15,012 It doesn't look bad. 1064 01:23:16,881 --> 01:23:18,361 What happened here? 1065 01:23:19,758 --> 01:23:21,678 We got a problem with a dead snake. 1066 01:23:22,260 --> 01:23:23,780 Gee, that's funny. 1067 01:23:25,055 --> 01:23:25,935 So do l. 1068 01:23:27,848 --> 01:23:31,808 Here comes that brilliant and charming attorney of yours, Mr. Mordecai. 1069 01:23:34,020 --> 01:23:38,460 Found him 400 yards offshore. Now show him the rest of his kisser. 1070 01:23:41,026 --> 01:23:44,346 Crabs find lawyers a particular delicacy. 1071 01:23:45,155 --> 01:23:46,195 Looks like lasagna. 1072 01:23:47,448 --> 01:23:48,288 Cover that shit up. 1073 01:23:49,116 --> 01:23:52,636 You wanna tell me why your name was on his calendar for tomorrow? 1074 01:23:53,621 --> 01:23:57,061 I was involved in litigation with a yogurt company. 1075 01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:01,886 From my limited experience, this isn't something. . . 1076 01:24:02,253 --> 01:24:04,813 . . .a yogurt company would ordinarily do. 1077 01:24:05,297 --> 01:24:08,177 He represented the kid who got mauled at your club. 1078 01:24:08,549 --> 01:24:11,469 Now that I find fascinating, Shad. 1079 01:24:12,011 --> 01:24:13,611 He had a picture. 1080 01:24:14,805 --> 01:24:16,605 Man, I'm gonna lose it. 1081 01:24:16,890 --> 01:24:19,010 No, no. A picture of what? 1082 01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:21,600 A legislator? 1083 01:24:22,187 --> 01:24:24,467 Yeah, beating a kid's ass. 1084 01:24:24,771 --> 01:24:27,691 -Where's the original? -I got no idea. 1085 01:24:30,110 --> 01:24:31,550 Here, freshen up. 1086 01:24:34,279 --> 01:24:35,479 All right, thanks. 1087 01:24:35,781 --> 01:24:38,461 -Can I interest you in dessert? -Just the check. 1088 01:24:38,784 --> 01:24:39,704 Good night. 1089 01:24:42,036 --> 01:24:44,676 -Dilbeck didn't invite her back? -She said no. 1090 01:24:45,039 --> 01:24:49,359 That's good. I don't think she should go there again, even with you. 1091 01:24:50,543 --> 01:24:52,623 She seemed all edgy tonight. 1092 01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:55,881 Man, she got her moods. Could be that time of month. 1093 01:24:56,215 --> 01:24:59,815 So you're like the gynecologist-bouncer, bouncer-gynecologist. 1094 01:25:00,885 --> 01:25:03,645 -I just watch out for the girl. -So do l. 1095 01:25:03,971 --> 01:25:06,931 That's a grand total of two people in Florida. 1096 01:25:07,266 --> 01:25:11,106 The higher-ups in my department aren't pushing this investigation. 1097 01:25:11,478 --> 01:25:13,758 -Because of this congressman? -Bingo. 1098 01:25:14,064 --> 01:25:17,144 We got two homicides here, and nobody gives a shit. 1099 01:25:17,567 --> 01:25:19,687 And I'm worried about that girl. 1100 01:25:21,111 --> 01:25:22,951 She's out there all by herself. 1101 01:25:56,975 --> 01:25:58,695 Where's the sheriff? 1102 01:26:13,197 --> 01:26:14,957 Hello, city desk? 1103 01:26:27,293 --> 01:26:29,533 It is an unusual time for a news conference. . . 1104 01:26:29,878 --> 01:26:32,238 . . .but the congressman feels it will dramatize his message. 1105 01:26:32,631 --> 01:26:33,951 We'll send a camera crew. 1106 01:26:34,215 --> 01:26:36,895 -Confirm? -There won't be any need to confirm. 1107 01:26:37,217 --> 01:26:38,977 -Got everything. -Thank you. 1108 01:26:39,262 --> 01:26:41,622 Good morning, pumpkin. How'd you sleep? 1109 01:26:42,013 --> 01:26:43,573 Good. How about you? 1110 01:26:43,890 --> 01:26:46,010 Well, I just-- I slept great, honey. 1111 01:26:53,649 --> 01:26:54,449 Want some cereal? 1112 01:26:54,941 --> 01:26:56,661 Not right now. 1113 01:27:00,238 --> 01:27:02,078 -Good morning. -Hello, CNN? 1114 01:27:02,364 --> 01:27:03,964 -May I help you? -News desk. 1115 01:27:04,241 --> 01:27:05,641 One second, please. 1116 01:27:06,159 --> 01:27:07,119 This is Jennifer. . . 1117 01:27:07,452 --> 01:27:10,212 . . .and I'm calling from Congressman Dilbeck's office. 1118 01:27:10,537 --> 01:27:13,057 Malcolm Moldovsky asked me to call. . . 1119 01:27:13,373 --> 01:27:15,813 . . .about the news conference at the refinery. 1120 01:27:26,426 --> 01:27:28,386 Quit moving! 1121 01:27:30,471 --> 01:27:32,031 Whose Mercedes is that? 1122 01:27:32,348 --> 01:27:35,588 -Some orthodontist from Tampa. -God, what would Mom say? 1123 01:27:35,934 --> 01:27:38,134 She'd say, "Nice fucking car. " 1124 01:27:38,728 --> 01:27:40,848 You got a mouth like a sewer! 1125 01:27:42,273 --> 01:27:43,913 I need some morphine. 1126 01:27:44,233 --> 01:27:45,873 I don't got none for humans. 1127 01:27:46,193 --> 01:27:47,233 What do you mean? 1128 01:27:47,569 --> 01:27:50,009 All's I got is some from when Lupa had her cubs. 1129 01:27:50,405 --> 01:27:52,605 -Wolf morphine? -I don't know. I think so. 1130 01:27:52,907 --> 01:27:55,907 So give me. I'm dying. Busted arm, two nights in jail. 1131 01:28:01,998 --> 01:28:03,038 How'd you break it? 1132 01:28:03,541 --> 01:28:06,861 Playing polo with Donald Trump, okay? 1133 01:28:09,129 --> 01:28:10,729 It says here you take two every four hours with a bowl of milk. 1134 01:28:13,758 --> 01:28:15,478 Sounds good to me. 1135 01:28:15,760 --> 01:28:17,560 I said two! 1136 01:28:18,638 --> 01:28:20,478 Goddamn it! 1137 01:28:33,734 --> 01:28:37,014 Throw down a spade or seven unless you have an eight. 1138 01:28:37,404 --> 01:28:38,844 Then you can change suits. 1139 01:28:39,530 --> 01:28:43,290 So that's why they call it Crazy Eights. 1140 01:28:44,118 --> 01:28:45,558 When are you coming back? 1141 01:28:45,869 --> 01:28:48,149 By two. But I hope you will be asleep. 1142 01:28:48,579 --> 01:28:51,179 We'll take care of her. Don't worry. 1143 01:28:53,250 --> 01:28:54,210 You're going out? 1144 01:28:54,502 --> 01:28:56,782 I'll be back by two. I'll dance the late shift. 1145 01:28:57,128 --> 01:28:59,648 -Can you tell me where you--? -No, I can't. 1146 01:29:03,301 --> 01:29:05,661 -You be good, pumpkin. -I will. 1147 01:29:06,846 --> 01:29:08,206 She'll be fine. 1148 01:29:08,722 --> 01:29:10,442 Don't worry. 1149 01:29:10,765 --> 01:29:11,725 See you, baby. 1150 01:29:14,226 --> 01:29:15,946 You're going to the boat? 1151 01:29:19,147 --> 01:29:20,107 Not without me. 1152 01:29:22,234 --> 01:29:23,034 I'll be late. 1153 01:29:24,318 --> 01:29:25,238 Listen up. 1154 01:29:25,486 --> 01:29:27,766 -You said you weren't going. -I didn't want anybody to know. 1155 01:29:28,113 --> 01:29:29,233 -Like who? -Garcia. 1156 01:29:29,531 --> 01:29:31,971 Then just say, "Don't tell Garcia. " What's up? 1157 01:29:32,283 --> 01:29:35,203 They'll put Angela in a foster home if I don't keep my mouth shut. 1158 01:29:35,578 --> 01:29:39,178 -Says who? -Dilbeck's guy, that creep Moldovsky. 1159 01:29:39,581 --> 01:29:43,781 Promise me you will stay with her every second. I need to know that. 1160 01:29:44,252 --> 01:29:45,972 I can't let you go there alone. 1161 01:29:46,254 --> 01:29:49,934 They're gonna pay me $5,000. I need the money. 1162 01:29:50,507 --> 01:29:53,627 I need to get out of here and live a normal, fully-dressed life. . . 1163 01:29:54,010 --> 01:29:56,290 . . .with shopping lists and school buses. 1164 01:29:56,763 --> 01:29:59,043 If they wanted to kill me, they would have. 1165 01:29:59,473 --> 01:30:00,833 Let me get this straight. 1166 01:30:01,100 --> 01:30:04,180 So you gonna go there, dance and come back here. 1167 01:30:04,895 --> 01:30:05,815 Correct. 1168 01:30:07,147 --> 01:30:08,187 Something's up. 1169 01:30:08,522 --> 01:30:10,482 I've got it under control. 1170 01:30:10,858 --> 01:30:13,458 Promise me you'll stay with Angela every second. 1171 01:30:17,489 --> 01:30:18,929 I'll see you later. 1172 01:30:29,540 --> 01:30:31,020 Bonsoir. 1173 01:31:26,714 --> 01:31:27,514 Sorry. 1174 01:31:31,010 --> 01:31:32,530 You speak English? 1175 01:31:34,012 --> 01:31:35,452 Sometime. 1176 01:31:36,431 --> 01:31:39,191 What do you think about the people you work for? 1177 01:31:40,684 --> 01:31:41,964 They're filth. 1178 01:31:42,228 --> 01:31:44,388 Exploiters of the poor. 1179 01:31:45,981 --> 01:31:48,941 I think you and I are gonna get along just fine. 1180 01:31:51,611 --> 01:31:55,491 For $5,000, I expect to get laid. It's only human. 1181 01:31:55,906 --> 01:31:57,386 Listen to me. 1182 01:31:57,699 --> 01:32:00,219 That beautiful lady doesn't understand. 1183 01:32:00,618 --> 01:32:05,138 She doesn't understand what it's like to make love to a congressman. 1184 01:32:05,539 --> 01:32:07,139 The ecstasy, the wonderful-- 1185 01:32:07,457 --> 01:32:10,417 Listen to me, you sick fuck! 1186 01:32:10,835 --> 01:32:13,115 She's been meeting with a cop. 1187 01:32:13,588 --> 01:32:15,268 Maybe he's from the titty squad. 1188 01:32:15,589 --> 01:32:17,149 He's homicide. 1189 01:32:17,508 --> 01:32:20,028 She used to work at the FBI as a secretary. 1190 01:32:20,385 --> 01:32:23,905 This bitch is poison. She's out to slaughter us. 1191 01:32:24,597 --> 01:32:26,517 Make a fool of me. 1192 01:32:27,933 --> 01:32:31,613 Screw yourself bowlegged, Davey of the Navy. 1193 01:32:32,937 --> 01:32:35,457 Then let us handle it. I'll be on the top deck. 1194 01:32:42,404 --> 01:32:44,444 I thought she cared for me. 1195 01:32:56,957 --> 01:32:57,757 We're heavy. 1196 01:33:00,043 --> 01:33:00,843 Copy. 1197 01:33:01,963 --> 01:33:03,003 No cheating. 1198 01:33:03,255 --> 01:33:05,095 -One, two, three. . . . -Doesn't look good. 1199 01:33:07,300 --> 01:33:09,060 Can't get a break. 1200 01:33:10,261 --> 01:33:13,301 Shad's a loser. Shad's a loser. 1201 01:33:16,140 --> 01:33:17,820 All right, Miss Angela. 1202 01:33:18,310 --> 01:33:19,270 Six! 1203 01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:21,560 She always gets six. 1204 01:34:20,487 --> 01:34:22,847 Down, Bowser. Be patient. 1205 01:34:23,198 --> 01:34:24,398 Don't tease me! 1206 01:34:25,158 --> 01:34:28,278 I'm not teasing. You just sit back. . . 1207 01:34:28,661 --> 01:34:30,661 . . .relax, have yourself another drink. 1208 01:34:31,246 --> 01:34:34,446 Because tonight is the night. 1209 01:34:37,918 --> 01:34:39,278 It sure is. 1210 01:34:52,640 --> 01:34:53,440 Who are you? 1211 01:34:54,808 --> 01:34:55,928 I want my daughter. 1212 01:34:56,851 --> 01:34:59,971 What? Chico! How'd you get onboard? 1213 01:35:00,563 --> 01:35:02,683 My little 'un. I want her. 1214 01:35:03,941 --> 01:35:07,701 Your "little 'un," whoever she is, is not here. 1215 01:35:10,196 --> 01:35:10,996 Chico! 1216 01:35:16,202 --> 01:35:17,642 What's this? 1217 01:35:18,328 --> 01:35:19,288 Damn! 1218 01:35:20,455 --> 01:35:21,255 Look. . . . 1219 01:35:29,004 --> 01:35:32,324 Well, there's a sight to raise the dead. 1220 01:35:34,008 --> 01:35:36,128 Who's that old freak? 1221 01:35:37,969 --> 01:35:39,889 Hold on a second. 1222 01:35:40,347 --> 01:35:42,067 I know who that is. 1223 01:35:42,390 --> 01:35:44,550 Is that the--? 1224 01:35:45,643 --> 01:35:48,483 Is that that guy from Price ls Right ? 1225 01:35:51,898 --> 01:35:53,778 Oh, damn! 1226 01:35:56,319 --> 01:35:58,079 You got my daughter. . . 1227 01:35:58,404 --> 01:36:00,684 . . .and now you try and kill me with a ax! 1228 01:36:01,406 --> 01:36:05,246 I don't have your daughter! You're confused. 1229 01:36:06,327 --> 01:36:08,887 And it's "an" axe. 1230 01:36:09,581 --> 01:36:11,581 I'm stoned. . . 1231 01:36:12,458 --> 01:36:14,898 . . .but I ain't confused. 1232 01:36:16,628 --> 01:36:18,868 You stole my little 'un! 1233 01:36:28,054 --> 01:36:30,094 Before we make love, I wish to shave you. 1234 01:36:30,932 --> 01:36:32,452 I don't need a shave. 1235 01:36:36,770 --> 01:36:38,890 Evening, partygoers. 1236 01:37:12,008 --> 01:37:12,848 Where's Erin? 1237 01:37:17,180 --> 01:37:18,660 I don't hear you. 1238 01:37:19,140 --> 01:37:20,940 Bullshit. 1239 01:37:30,983 --> 01:37:32,503 Tiffany! 1240 01:38:14,687 --> 01:38:15,647 Is Mommy okay? 1241 01:38:15,896 --> 01:38:18,736 She's fine, honey. We're gonna pick her up now. 1242 01:38:19,066 --> 01:38:21,866 We'll play card games, have some fun! 1243 01:38:23,402 --> 01:38:25,082 She won't like this. She told me-- 1244 01:38:25,404 --> 01:38:29,084 I don't care what she told you! How could you let her go alone? 1245 01:38:29,533 --> 01:38:32,133 -I thought you were in jail. -I made my bail. 1246 01:38:32,494 --> 01:38:34,574 -This son of a bitch your--? -Hang on. 1247 01:38:34,870 --> 01:38:38,310 Here's your nickel. Nice dance. 1248 01:38:38,749 --> 01:38:42,069 Would you please just get out of here? 1249 01:38:46,255 --> 01:38:49,495 Are you that guy from Price ls Right ? 1250 01:38:51,468 --> 01:38:53,828 I'm Congressman David Dilbeck. 1251 01:38:54,178 --> 01:38:55,138 Congressman? 1252 01:38:55,430 --> 01:38:56,870 -Yeah. -No shit? 1253 01:38:57,182 --> 01:38:58,622 Well, I steal wheelchairs. . . 1254 01:38:58,932 --> 01:39:01,092 . . .so we got a lot in common. 1255 01:39:01,894 --> 01:39:05,814 I'm getting tired. I think I just killed a lying weasel. 1256 01:39:06,189 --> 01:39:07,389 You did what? 1257 01:39:07,690 --> 01:39:10,050 Beat him with this here club. 1258 01:39:10,443 --> 01:39:13,563 Well then, get out! And leave us alone! 1259 01:39:13,945 --> 01:39:16,225 I'm about to mount this here beauty. 1260 01:39:17,615 --> 01:39:18,895 Maybe not. 1261 01:39:19,200 --> 01:39:22,320 You're talking about my wife. 1262 01:39:24,496 --> 01:39:26,736 It's time for us to take a little drive. 1263 01:39:28,291 --> 01:39:29,691 Malcolm. 1264 01:39:31,794 --> 01:39:33,234 Malcolm! 1265 01:39:39,425 --> 01:39:42,745 -Move it, move it! -Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. 1266 01:40:00,652 --> 01:40:02,412 -Get on-- -Keep quiet! 1267 01:40:04,030 --> 01:40:06,910 -Pick a good one. Take it! -Hurry it up! 1268 01:40:07,575 --> 01:40:08,775 Shit, look at this. 1269 01:40:09,410 --> 01:40:11,090 Help me, you assholes. 1270 01:40:12,787 --> 01:40:14,307 Help! 1271 01:40:18,084 --> 01:40:19,364 Stop! Stop! 1272 01:40:20,460 --> 01:40:24,820 I voted against gun control. Weapons could end up in the wrong hands. 1273 01:40:25,214 --> 01:40:26,534 Will you please shut up? 1274 01:40:37,600 --> 01:40:38,560 What? 1275 01:40:39,143 --> 01:40:41,783 -It doesn't start. -Come on, man. 1276 01:40:44,481 --> 01:40:46,641 We are in trouble. 1277 01:40:46,983 --> 01:40:48,103 Oh, no! 1278 01:40:59,410 --> 01:41:00,930 That fracture looks bad. 1279 01:41:02,789 --> 01:41:04,469 We ought to drop him off at the doctor. 1280 01:41:05,332 --> 01:41:09,092 -We're not dropping anybody anywhere. -My sister Rita done up my arm. 1281 01:41:09,461 --> 01:41:12,301 Oh, really? I'm a great believer in family. 1282 01:41:12,838 --> 01:41:14,158 Do you have a pen and paper? 1283 01:41:15,006 --> 01:41:17,566 It didn't feel the way I thought, killing a man. 1284 01:41:18,052 --> 01:41:20,212 -Killing a man? -It felt terrible. 1285 01:41:20,887 --> 01:41:24,167 -I want you to write something. -What? 1286 01:41:26,809 --> 01:41:29,569 I want you to give me custody of Angela. 1287 01:41:29,936 --> 01:41:30,816 No way. 1288 01:41:31,270 --> 01:41:33,310 You're going to jail for what you did. . . 1289 01:41:33,606 --> 01:41:37,126 . . .and I will not have that child placed in a foster home. 1290 01:41:38,069 --> 01:41:40,309 So please. A simple note. 1291 01:41:40,946 --> 01:41:43,386 "l, Darrell Grant. . . " 1292 01:41:43,782 --> 01:41:45,542 I love that little 'un. 1293 01:41:45,867 --> 01:41:48,627 I know you do. " . . .give full custody. . . " 1294 01:41:48,994 --> 01:41:50,514 -You do? -Yes, I do. 1295 01:41:50,829 --> 01:41:53,909 Let's do this for her. Let's not put her at risk anymore. 1296 01:41:54,249 --> 01:41:57,569 " . . .to my wife, Erin Grant. " 1297 01:41:59,045 --> 01:42:00,645 Okay. 1298 01:42:01,588 --> 01:42:02,628 Good boy. 1299 01:42:08,928 --> 01:42:11,448 You know, you write quite poorly. 1300 01:42:12,264 --> 01:42:14,384 Are you a high-school graduate? 1301 01:42:22,064 --> 01:42:22,944 Shit! 1302 01:42:27,068 --> 01:42:29,588 Everybody just stay put, all right? 1303 01:42:53,757 --> 01:42:55,877 This girl is nuts. 1304 01:43:22,657 --> 01:43:24,297 My prostate doctor said. . . 1305 01:43:24,618 --> 01:43:27,538 . . .that I have to urinate whenever possible. 1306 01:43:28,078 --> 01:43:30,518 Then go relieve yourself over there. 1307 01:43:32,123 --> 01:43:34,643 Pierre, just stay with him. 1308 01:43:56,811 --> 01:43:59,091 Now wake up. Come on. Here. 1309 01:43:59,563 --> 01:44:00,763 You gotta sign this. 1310 01:44:01,107 --> 01:44:03,347 Sign your name, that's all you gotta do. . . 1311 01:44:03,693 --> 01:44:05,053 . . .before you get arrested. 1312 01:44:05,360 --> 01:44:07,400 Now come on. Sign your name. 1313 01:44:11,115 --> 01:44:11,915 There you go. 1314 01:44:13,826 --> 01:44:17,746 "Darrell Grant. " Good boy. Good. 1315 01:44:18,830 --> 01:44:20,150 That's right. 1316 01:44:22,959 --> 01:44:24,799 I'm back! 1317 01:44:25,836 --> 01:44:28,036 No more teasing. 1318 01:44:28,922 --> 01:44:31,162 Oh, finally! 1319 01:44:31,674 --> 01:44:32,714 What? 1320 01:44:33,008 --> 01:44:35,768 Finally you take me like a man. 1321 01:44:36,137 --> 01:44:38,417 Like a congressman. 1322 01:44:38,805 --> 01:44:40,685 I knew you cared for me. 1323 01:44:41,016 --> 01:44:43,216 Malcolm didn't know what he was talking about. 1324 01:44:43,559 --> 01:44:46,519 -Now take me. -Here? 1325 01:44:46,854 --> 01:44:49,734 I've got a special spot picked out for us. 1326 01:44:50,106 --> 01:44:53,426 Get that music box for me, will you, honey? 1327 01:45:01,449 --> 01:45:04,889 -Sorry, boss. It all happened-- -Shut up, you nitwit! 1328 01:45:05,286 --> 01:45:09,246 Don't explain. We got a goddamn stripper about to bring us all down. 1329 01:45:10,123 --> 01:45:11,843 How do I look? 1330 01:45:12,376 --> 01:45:13,776 Not bad. 1331 01:45:16,254 --> 01:45:18,614 -What happened to him? -I hit him with a rock. 1332 01:45:19,048 --> 01:45:20,448 Who's the man? 1333 01:45:20,758 --> 01:45:22,318 You're the man. 1334 01:45:22,635 --> 01:45:26,875 You are the man and oh, so strong. 1335 01:45:27,806 --> 01:45:30,766 -Well, here we are. -Here? 1336 01:45:31,934 --> 01:45:34,054 You ever make it on a pile of sugar before? 1337 01:45:34,395 --> 01:45:36,435 No, but I'm willing to try. 1338 01:45:36,771 --> 01:45:38,171 Well, you're in for a treat. 1339 01:45:38,481 --> 01:45:40,761 You're in for a treat too, darlin' . 1340 01:45:41,400 --> 01:45:43,560 Now you just let me put some music on. . . 1341 01:45:43,903 --> 01:45:46,503 . . .while you take off those pretty little pants. 1342 01:45:46,863 --> 01:45:48,983 You'd better put on some blast goggles. 1343 01:45:49,324 --> 01:45:51,844 Because you're in for an overwhelming sight. 1344 01:45:52,202 --> 01:45:53,402 Shit! Radio for help! 1345 01:45:53,702 --> 01:45:57,222 What do I tell them? Congressman Dilbeck abducted a woman. 1346 01:45:57,664 --> 01:45:59,704 They'll shut off their radios and go help him. 1347 01:46:00,041 --> 01:46:02,041 So we're it. A cop and a bouncer. 1348 01:46:02,376 --> 01:46:05,096 Plus two strippers and a kid. We're in great shape. 1349 01:46:11,884 --> 01:46:13,404 And two. 1350 01:46:13,719 --> 01:46:16,079 How come here? How come not that yacht? 1351 01:46:16,430 --> 01:46:19,150 I'm kind of private. I don't like people watching. 1352 01:46:19,474 --> 01:46:22,114 Me neither. I don't like anything kinky. 1353 01:46:22,477 --> 01:46:24,437 I know you don't. You're a real man. 1354 01:46:24,771 --> 01:46:27,891 I knew it when poor Jerry was killed and Shad's lawyer. 1355 01:46:28,232 --> 01:46:32,512 I said, "Davey's the real thing. An M-A-N man. " 1356 01:46:32,944 --> 01:46:34,584 A man blackmails you. . . 1357 01:46:34,904 --> 01:46:36,224 . . .you got to deal with it! 1358 01:46:36,531 --> 01:46:38,171 You got to be hard and firm. 1359 01:46:38,490 --> 01:46:39,450 And you can dance! 1360 01:46:39,742 --> 01:46:41,342 -Marry me. -What? 1361 01:46:41,661 --> 01:46:43,501 Marry me. Just say it. 1362 01:46:43,829 --> 01:46:45,269 -You are married. -I know. 1363 01:46:45,539 --> 01:46:47,739 But I'd leave my wife in a heartbeat. 1364 01:46:48,082 --> 01:46:50,642 She wouldn't care. She doesn't like me anyhow. 1365 01:46:51,001 --> 01:46:54,761 Well, this is very sudden, and I have a lot to think about. 1366 01:46:55,172 --> 01:46:58,012 -I'll make you proud of me. -I know you would. 1367 01:46:58,383 --> 01:47:01,503 It's like when Jerry said, "l'm gonna shake down Dilbeck. " 1368 01:47:01,886 --> 01:47:03,286 And I said, "Are you crazy? 1369 01:47:03,596 --> 01:47:06,876 Blackmail a real man like that?" 1370 01:47:07,265 --> 01:47:10,865 I said to Malcolm, "Just do what you have to do. . . 1371 01:47:11,311 --> 01:47:13,911 . . .to Jerry, that fat lawyer. Just do it! " 1372 01:47:14,271 --> 01:47:17,151 -Just do it. -Just do it! And he did. 1373 01:47:17,524 --> 01:47:19,404 -Didn't he? -He sure did. 1374 01:47:19,776 --> 01:47:20,896 You idiot! 1375 01:47:22,737 --> 01:47:25,497 -Shit. -Hi, Malcolm! How you doing? 1376 01:47:25,864 --> 01:47:28,224 I'd like to introduce you to my fianc�e. 1377 01:47:28,534 --> 01:47:29,854 This is Miss Erin Grant. 1378 01:47:30,159 --> 01:47:31,559 Sorry, Davey. 1379 01:47:31,828 --> 01:47:33,188 You both gotta go. 1380 01:47:33,496 --> 01:47:35,096 Willie's orders. 1381 01:47:36,290 --> 01:47:37,570 You are sick. 1382 01:47:37,875 --> 01:47:39,315 Murder-suicide, Miss Grant. 1383 01:47:39,710 --> 01:47:40,630 Suicide? 1384 01:47:40,877 --> 01:47:44,397 Hell of a story, isn't it? A congressman and a stripper. 1385 01:47:46,882 --> 01:47:48,522 Excuse me. What did you call me? 1386 01:47:49,009 --> 01:47:50,729 A stripper. 1387 01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:52,680 Dancer, asshole. 1388 01:47:54,139 --> 01:47:54,939 George Bush! 1389 01:47:56,224 --> 01:47:57,184 That's not George Bush. 1390 01:47:57,474 --> 01:47:59,834 That doesn't look anything like George Bush. 1391 01:48:02,688 --> 01:48:05,528 Drop them. You got till three. 1392 01:48:05,898 --> 01:48:06,818 One. 1393 01:48:08,984 --> 01:48:09,864 What are you, nuts? 1394 01:48:10,152 --> 01:48:12,432 Yeah, psycho. 1395 01:48:12,779 --> 01:48:16,699 Delusions of invincibility combined with a strong homicidal urge. 1396 01:48:18,534 --> 01:48:21,334 I have a kick-your-ass fetish. 1397 01:48:22,079 --> 01:48:22,999 Two. 1398 01:48:32,754 --> 01:48:33,714 Boss? 1399 01:48:34,006 --> 01:48:34,966 Three! 1400 01:48:37,300 --> 01:48:38,620 Goddamn it! 1401 01:48:38,927 --> 01:48:40,287 Good evening, everyone. 1402 01:48:40,594 --> 01:48:42,194 Postman, postman 1403 01:48:42,512 --> 01:48:43,832 Do your duty 1404 01:48:44,139 --> 01:48:47,139 Send this letter To an American beauty 1405 01:48:47,518 --> 01:48:49,518 You're now under arrest. 1406 01:48:49,811 --> 01:48:52,011 For a variety of charges. 1407 01:48:55,815 --> 01:48:57,295 I need some coffee. 1408 01:48:57,734 --> 01:49:00,174 Why don't we start with homicide? 1409 01:49:04,532 --> 01:49:06,052 You're not arresting anyone. 1410 01:49:09,786 --> 01:49:10,986 Black. 1411 01:49:11,579 --> 01:49:12,539 No sugar. 1412 01:49:29,636 --> 01:49:31,916 I said, no sugar. 1413 01:49:39,644 --> 01:49:42,524 You know you have a serious dandruff problem. 1414 01:49:43,273 --> 01:49:44,993 Ladies! 1415 01:49:47,026 --> 01:49:48,786 Mama! Mama! 1416 01:49:51,197 --> 01:49:52,717 Baby! 1417 01:49:55,367 --> 01:49:58,407 -You okay, Mama? -I'm fine, baby. 1418 01:50:01,622 --> 01:50:03,902 See how you could get tendinitis? 1419 01:50:07,544 --> 01:50:09,584 Come on, guys. 1420 01:50:11,089 --> 01:50:13,369 Congressman, you called a news conference? 1421 01:50:17,886 --> 01:50:19,726 Holy shit! 1422 01:50:24,099 --> 01:50:25,459 Thank you. 1423 01:50:27,894 --> 01:50:32,254 There comes a time in every public figure's career. . . 1424 01:50:32,690 --> 01:50:35,050 . . .when he has to think about his future. 1425 01:50:35,359 --> 01:50:37,919 You are making a tragic mistake here. 1426 01:50:47,911 --> 01:50:52,071 jerry, that fat lawyer. just do it! And he did. 1427 01:50:52,499 --> 01:50:53,619 You idiot! 1428 01:50:55,793 --> 01:50:57,953 Do you have any idea how nuts this was? 1429 01:51:00,422 --> 01:51:02,142 We're going, baby. 1430 01:51:03,299 --> 01:51:05,259 Thank you for all your help. 1431 01:51:05,593 --> 01:51:06,953 Yeah, likewise. 1432 01:51:07,219 --> 01:51:09,459 Keep me posted on what you decide to do. 1433 01:51:09,805 --> 01:51:13,565 -Maybe I'll run for Congress. -There's gonna be a seat open now. 1434 01:51:23,525 --> 01:51:24,325 Talk to you soon. 1435 01:51:24,568 --> 01:51:25,768 Stay in touch. 1436 01:51:38,788 --> 01:51:40,308 You shouldn't have done this without me. 1437 01:51:41,040 --> 01:51:42,800 It won't happen again. 1438 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Movie & Subtitles Conformed By: KoushiK DaS [ koushik-das@wassup.co.in ] [ koushik@moviefan.com ] " Hope You'll Like & Enjoy The Movie !! "