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# Oh, oh, oh #
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# Woke up today #
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# Feeling the way #
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# I always do #
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# Oh, oh, oh #
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# Hungry for something
that I can't eat #
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# Then I hear that beat #
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# That rhythm of town
starts calling me down #
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# It's like a message
from high above #
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# Oh, oh, oh #
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# Pulling me out to the smiles
and the streets that I love #
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- Good morning, Baltimore!
- # Good morning, Baltimore #
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# Every day's like an open door #
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# Every night is a fantasy #
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# Every sound's like a symphony #
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# Good morning, Baltimore #
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# And someday when
I take to the floor #
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# The world's gonna
wake up and see #
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# Baltimore and me #
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# Oh, oh, oh #
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# Look at my hair #
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# What 'do can compare
with mine today? #
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# Oh, oh, oh #
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# I've got my hairspray and radio #
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# I'm ready to go #
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# The rats on the street #
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# All dance around my feet #
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# They seem to say:
"Tracy, it's up to you" #
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# So oh, oh, don't hold me back #
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# 'Cause today all
my dreams will come true #
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# Good morning, Baltimore #
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# There's the flasher
who lives next door #
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# There's the bum on
his barroom stool #
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# They wish me luck
on my way to school #
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# Good morning, Baltimore #
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# And someday when
I take to the floor #
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# The world's gonna
wake up and see #
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# Baltimore and me #
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# I know every step #
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# I know every song #
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# I know there's a place where I belong #
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# I see all those party lights
shining ahead #
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# So someone invite me
before I drop dead #
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# Before she drops dead #
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# So oh, oh, give me a chance #
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# 'Cause when I start
to dance I'm a movie star #
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# Oh, oh, oh #
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# Something inside
of me makes me move #
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# When I hear that groove #
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# My ma tells me no #
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# But my feet tell me "go" #
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# It's like a drummer inside my heart #
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# So oh, oh, don't make me wait #
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# One more moment for my life to start #
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# I love you, Baltimore #
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# Every day's like an open door #
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# Every night is a fantasy #
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# Every sound's like a symphony #
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# And I promise, Baltimore #
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# That someday when I take to the floor #
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# The world's gonna wake up and see #
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# Gonna wake up and see #
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# Baltimore and me #
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# Yes, more or less, we all agree #
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# Baltimore and me #
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# Someday the world is gonna see #
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# Baltimore and me #
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Mount Everest is the most
famous, but not the highest...
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geographical point on this earth.
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Now, who can tell me what that is?
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Um, excuse me, Miss Whimsy?
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I can't see the board again.
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Tracy Turnblad.
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If I have to write you up...
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for inappropriate hair height
one more time...
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you will be removed to detention.
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Miss Wimsey, what am I supposed to do?
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Hair can't just hang there like a dead thing
on your cheeks.
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I mean, well... Uh-you know what I mean.
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I... Ahh.
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As I said, it is not Mount Everest.
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Now, next week we will be talking...
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about earthquakes and volcanoes.
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And as exciting as that might sound...
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we have to look back approximately
60 million years.
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Now, if you turn your pages...
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we are going to start
with the Ring of Fire.
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I want you to contemplate what causes...
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the separation of the two components.
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Penny, come on, hurry!
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Outta my way!
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Push! We're late.
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Ahh!
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- One minute to air.
- OK.
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40 to go!
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Don't change that channel.
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Coming up next: The Corny Collins Show.
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30 seconds.
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- Hiya, Dad!
- Goodbye!
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Hi.
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It's my daughter.
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10 seconds. Places, everyone.
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Hurry up, Penny, we're missing it!
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My mom says I'm not
allowed to perspire!
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Hey there, teenage Baltimore!
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Don't change that
channel 'cause it's time...
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for The Corny Collins Show...
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Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray.
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# Oh, every afternoon when
the clock strikes four #
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# Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #
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# Well, a crazy bunch of kids crash
through that door, yeah #
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# Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #
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# Well, they throw off their coats #
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# And leave the squares behind #
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# And then they shake it,
shake it, shake it #
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# Like they're losin' their mind #
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# You'll never see them frown #
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# 'Cause they're the
nicest kids in town #
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# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh #
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# Oh, every afternoon
you turn your Tv on, huh #
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# Naa na na na na na na na #
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# Yeah, we know you
turn the sound up #
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# When your parents
are gone, yeah #
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# Naa na na na na na na na #
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# Then you twist and shout
for your favorite star #
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# And when you've
practiced every step #
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# That's in your repertoire #
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# You better come on down #
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# And meet the nicest kids in town #
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Whoo!
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# Nice white kids
who like to lead the way #
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# And once a month
we have our Negro Day #
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# And I'm the man who
keeps it spinnin' round #
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# Mr. Corny Collins
with the latest greatest #
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# Baltimore sound #
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# So, every afternoon drop everything #
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Whoo!
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# Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #
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# Who needs to read and write #
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# When you can dance and sing, yeah! #
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# Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #
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# Forget about your
algebra and calculus #
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# You can always do your homework
on the mornin' bus #
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# Can't tell a verb from a noun #
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# They're the nicest kids in town #
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# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh #
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R- r-r-role call!
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I'm Amber.
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Brad.
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Tammy.
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Fender.
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- Brenda.
- Sketch.
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- Shelley.
- IQ.
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Lou Ann.
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- Joey.
- Mikey.
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- vicki.
- Becky.
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- Bix.
- Jesse.
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- Darla.
- Paulie.
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- Noreen.
- Doreen.
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And I'm... Link.
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Aah!
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# So, if every night you're shakin' #
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# As you lie in bed #
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# Mony, mony #
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# Shake it, baby #
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# And the bass and drums
are poundin' in your head #
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# Mony, mony, ooh, mony, mony #
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# Who cares about sleep when
you can snooze in school #
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# You'll never get to college
but you'll sure look cool #
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# Don't need a cap or a gown #
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# When you're the nicest kids in town #
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They must think my ears
are garbage cans.
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Would you turn that racket down?
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I'm tryin' to iron here.
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# Nicest kids in #
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# Kids in town, whoo! #
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Ma, it's not racket.
It's The Corny Collins Show.
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Well, it's turning your brains into mud.
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Mrs. Turnblad, it's a new dance!
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The Stricken Chicken.
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Well, I can't hear myself think.
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How am I supposed to negotiate pleats?
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Edna?
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I'm in here, Prudy.
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What's that racket?
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Ohh, Tracy.
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Edna, is my laundry ready?
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Yep.
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That'll be $3.00, hon.
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That's pretty pricey
for a pair of petty pants.
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Well, I'm sorry, Prudy...
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but some-a your personal stains...
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required poundin' with a rock.
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I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
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You're letting her listen
to that race music again?
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My daughter spends every afternoon
at the Stamp and Coin Club.
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Oh, really? Well, your daughter hap-
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Ohh, ohh.
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Oh, what is that? The Wavin' Raven?
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It's a little twitchy.
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Oh, you wanna play Charades now.
All right.
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OK, go ahead.
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You.
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Penny.
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No. Ahh!
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Tracy Turnblad, are you tryin' to tell me...
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that-that Penny didn't get permission...
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from her mother to be here?
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What?
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Penny.
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You are banned from this house.
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You will never watch that show again!
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- Without that show I have nothing!
- Having nothing builds character!
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Toodle-oo, Edna!
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Give 'em a hand, folks.
All right, all right.
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And, once again,
that's the Stricken Chicken.
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We will be right back
for some more of that hot Detroit sound.
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And we're off!
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Corny.
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"Detroit sound"?
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What's that, the cries
of people being mugged?
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Aw, velma, the kids dig
the rhythm and blues.
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Yeah, they're kids, Corny.
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That's why we have to steer
them in the white direction.
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Right direction?
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Didn't I say that?
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I'll do it.
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You try that again and there'll be stumps
where your feet should be.
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You got that? You little whor-
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Amber.
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...holy moly. Baby.
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Good job dancing today.
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- It's time.
- Ah!
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Link.
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Amber.
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Ah!
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- Amber.
- Amber, Amber, Amber.
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Save your personal life
for the cameras, sweetie.
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Oh! Shiny.
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Tammy, Lou Ann,
you're gonna die.
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Speaking of cameras,
did you have a nice nap?
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If you'd do your job, my daughter wouldn't
have to fight to be visible.
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I gotta show some of the
other kids once in a while.
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You know, this is a small city.
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There aren't that many stations.
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This time next year
you could be wearing...
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an ill-fitting tux,
snapping bar mitzvah photos.
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I don't know.
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# It takes two, baby... #
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Show Link.
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This is nuts. She can't even dance.
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Plastic little spastic.
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Oh, Link. I can dance
so much better than her.
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Why don't you notice me at school?
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Mm-hmm.
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# Ooh #
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Hey, that was our very own Link Larkin
singin' It Takes Two.
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And I'm Motormouth Maybelle remindin'...
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the last Tuesday of this month's
your rhythm and blues day.
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That's right! Negro Day
will be comin' your way.
261
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:14,840
So don't-uh... Uh... Over here.
262
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,200
Thank you.
263
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,640
So, catch all the croonin'
when y'all set and tune in.
264
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,165
Thank you, Motormouth.
And now it's time to...
265
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,800
Owner's coming. He'll call
my mother again, let's go.
266
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:23,760
...very own fun-lovin'...
267
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,085
Hey!
268
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,080
Come on up here, Brenda.
269
00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:27,320
What?
270
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,760
Brenda will be taking a leave of absence
from the show.
271
00:13:28,795 --> 00:13:30,200
How long you gonna be gone, Brenda?
272
00:13:30,235 --> 00:13:31,805
Just nine months.
273
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,320
Seems like we'll have an opening
here on the show for a girl...
274
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,600
just as fun-lovin' but maybe
not quite as freewheelin'.
275
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,765
Wanna be one-a
the nicest kids in town?
276
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,840
Cut school tomorrow and come down
to station WYZT to audition.
277
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,525
- No.
- But, Ma.
278
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,100
Don't test me, Tracy Turnblad.
279
00:13:51,135 --> 00:13:52,640
My diet pill's wearin' off.
280
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,325
But come on.
281
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,040
No one is auditioning for
anything in this household.
282
00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,045
But why not? Why not?!
283
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,600
Because dancing is not your future.
284
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:04,440
One day you're gonna own
Edna's Occidental Laundry.
285
00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:06,360
I don't wanna be a laundress.
286
00:14:06,395 --> 00:14:07,520
I wanna be famous!
287
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,760
Look, if you wanna be famous...
288
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,400
learn how to take blood
outta car upholstery.
289
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,365
That's a skill you can take right to the bank.
290
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,880
- Hey, hey. What's all this ruckus in here?
- Not a word.
291
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,680
Daddy, tomorrow I'm auditioning
to dance on a Tv show.
292
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:18,840
- No, she is not.
- You are?
293
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,440
First the hair, now this?
294
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,480
But all the kids are battin' up
their hair now, hon.
295
00:14:22,515 --> 00:14:23,485
You're no help.
296
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:24,560
It's "ratting," Daddy.
297
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,320
And our first lady,
Jacqueline Kennedy, does it.
298
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,360
I don't believe that.
299
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,400
What do you mean,
you don't believe that?!
300
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,520
- I don't.
- How else would it look that way?
301
00:14:30,555 --> 00:14:32,360
I believe that it is naturally stiff.
302
00:14:32,395 --> 00:14:35,085
She doesn't understand anything.
303
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,765
- Dancing on that show is my dream.
- I know.
304
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,960
Just because she wouldn't know
a dream if it bit her on the nose.
305
00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:42,765
Well, I have information for you, missy.
306
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,960
I once had a dream that I owned
a coin-operated laundromat...
307
00:14:45,995 --> 00:14:49,120
and I came down from that cloud
real quickly, I'll tell you that.
308
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,325
No!
309
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,880
- Oh, Wilbur.
- Fine! I'm going to my room!
310
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,600
She thinks I'm bein' mean
but I'm not. Those Tv people...
311
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:59,000
they don't pick people like Tracy,
or girls like us.
312
00:14:59,035 --> 00:15:00,920
They're gonna hurt her, Wilbur.
313
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,400
I'll talk to her.
314
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,840
Ooh.
315
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,520
'K. Talk to her.
316
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,080
I'll talk to her.
317
00:15:10,115 --> 00:15:11,360
Don't you worry.
318
00:15:11,395 --> 00:15:12,440
OK.
319
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,040
What?
320
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,560
Tracy, this Tv thing.
321
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,280
You really want it?
322
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,560
With all my heart.
323
00:15:24,595 --> 00:15:25,760
Then you go for it!
324
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,160
This is America, babe.
325
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,800
You gotta think big to be big.
326
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,840
Big ain't the problem
in this family, Wilbur.
327
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,440
You follow your dream.
328
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,760
Mine came true, and now I have the most
precious thing in the world.
329
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,200
The Taj Mahal of joke shops.
330
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:46,960
Heh heh heh heh!
331
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,060
Back step, cha-cha-cha.
332
00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:51,640
Side step, front step.
333
00:15:51,675 --> 00:15:53,525
Back and turn.
334
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,280
Front step, cha-cha-cha.
335
00:15:55,315 --> 00:15:56,840
Tammy, sharper.
336
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,640
Side step, front step.
337
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,445
Back, again.
338
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,480
Oh, my God, Penny, there's Link.
339
00:16:02,515 --> 00:16:03,920
Link!
340
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,280
Penny, pinch me!
341
00:16:05,315 --> 00:16:07,165
Ow!
342
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,405
You told me to.
343
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,640
I can't believe I'm really here auditioning.
344
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,125
Side step, front step.
345
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,920
I can't believe I'm really
here watching you audition.
346
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,720
Front step, cha-cha-cha.
347
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,600
Back step, cha-cha-cha.
348
00:16:17,635 --> 00:16:19,360
Side step, front step.
349
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:23,400
Back and t-oh, Amber.
Look at this motley crew.
350
00:16:23,435 --> 00:16:25,520
Oh! This town sure has gone downhill...
351
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,960
since I was crowned
Miss Baltimore Crabs.
352
00:16:26,995 --> 00:16:27,920
Ugh.
353
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,125
# Oh, my God,
how times have changed #
354
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,720
# These girls must be blind
or completely deranged #
355
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,405
# But time seemed to halt #
356
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:39,400
# When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs #
357
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,125
Amber, that move is far too dirty.
358
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,360
Mother, wake up from
that dream of yours.
359
00:16:43,395 --> 00:16:45,777
- This isn't 1930.
- Ha ha ha.
360
00:16:45,812 --> 00:16:48,160
# You can laugh but life's a test #
361
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,960
# Don't do this, don't do that #
362
00:16:49,995 --> 00:16:51,757
# Remember, Mother knows best #
363
00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:53,485
# For the crown's in the vault #
364
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:57,080
# From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs #
365
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,365
# These steps are perfect ammunition #
366
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:02,040
# Let me show you how your mommy
dear took out the competition #
367
00:17:02,075 --> 00:17:04,360
Girls, go get 'em.
368
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,600
Boys, let's rumba.
369
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:09,005
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
370
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,500
# Those poor runner-ups might
still hold some grudges #
371
00:17:12,535 --> 00:17:15,960
# They padded their cups
but I screwed the judges #
372
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,560
# Those broads thought
they'd win if a plate #
373
00:17:18,595 --> 00:17:20,760
# They would spin in their dance #
374
00:17:20,795 --> 00:17:21,685
Aah!
375
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,600
# Not a chance
Boys, put me down #
376
00:17:24,635 --> 00:17:26,237
Oh, good morning, ladies.
377
00:17:26,272 --> 00:17:27,805
Let's see what you got.
378
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:31,600
# Twist, twist, twist, twist
mashed potato, mambo #
379
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:32,805
# Ready, begin #
380
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,605
# On my show you'll never find #
381
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,245
# A thrusting hip or bump and grind #
382
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,000
# What's that?
A dance for fleas and ticks? #
383
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,920
# Oh, you should-a seen my bag of tricks #
384
00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:43,525
# Oh, I hit the stage batons ablaze #
385
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,640
# While belting Aida
and preparing souffl�s #
386
00:17:46,675 --> 00:17:48,605
# But that triple somersault #
387
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:53,760
# Is how I clinched
Miss Baltimore Crabs #
388
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,245
Proceed.
389
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,720
# Are you scared we're on live? #
390
00:18:22,755 --> 00:18:24,440
# No, I'm sure I can cope #
391
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,000
# Well, this show isn't broadcast in #
392
00:18:27,035 --> 00:18:28,125
# Cinemascope #
393
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,420
# I never drank one chocolate malt #
394
00:18:31,455 --> 00:18:34,680
# No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs #
395
00:18:34,715 --> 00:18:36,477
# This one will never get a date #
396
00:18:36,512 --> 00:18:38,205
# In those hand-me-down clothes #
397
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:42,080
# Ha! Kid, she'll never get a date
till Daddy buys her a new nose #
398
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,320
# I would say "Oy, gevalt" #
399
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,680
# If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs #
400
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,005
# Do you dance like you dress? #
401
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,620
# Amber, there's no need to be cruel #
402
00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:55,200
# Would you swim
in an integrated pool? #
403
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,245
I sure would.
404
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,000
I'm all for integration.
405
00:18:58,035 --> 00:18:59,685
It's the new frontier!
406
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,440
Not in Baltimore, it isn't.
407
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,965
And may I be frank?
408
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,820
# First impressions can be tough #
409
00:19:04,855 --> 00:19:06,467
# And when I saw you, I knew it #
410
00:19:06,502 --> 00:19:08,191
# If your size weren't enough #
411
00:19:08,226 --> 00:19:09,880
# Your last answer just blew it #
412
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,640
# And so, my dear,
so short and stout #
413
00:19:13,675 --> 00:19:15,125
# You'll never be in #
414
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,280
# So we're kicking you out #
415
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,940
# With your form and your face #
416
00:19:18,975 --> 00:19:20,427
# Aw, well, it isn't your fault #
417
00:19:20,462 --> 00:19:21,880
# You're just down with a case #
418
00:19:21,915 --> 00:19:29,840
# Of Miss Baltimore Crabs #
419
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,960
Uh, you may go.
420
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,720
Um... Thank you?
421
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,280
I think they secretly liked you.
422
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,725
Cutting my class, Tracy Turnblad?
423
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,760
I trust it was something really important.
424
00:19:57,795 --> 00:19:59,200
It should've been.
425
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,565
# Gimme a break, yeah.
Right now! #
426
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,080
# Got a brand-new sound,
so scream and shout #
427
00:20:13,115 --> 00:20:14,240
Hey! Hey!
428
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,440
# With a funky rhythm #
429
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,520
# It's a brand-new look that you can... #
430
00:20:19,555 --> 00:20:21,040
Whoo!
431
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,880
# There's a party groovin'
let's get down #
432
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:25,840
What you lookin' at?
433
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,240
Nothing. Not you.
434
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,320
Can I help you?
435
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,920
That move's swish.
436
00:20:34,955 --> 00:20:36,365
Ya got that right.
437
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,560
The man can dine me
on a diet of detention...
438
00:20:38,595 --> 00:20:40,720
so long as he don't starve
me of my tunes, baby.
439
00:20:40,755 --> 00:20:43,037
- Does that dance have a name?
- Oh, this?
440
00:20:43,072 --> 00:20:45,976
Call it the "Peyton Place After Midnight. "
441
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,880
I use it to attract, uh, the opposite sex.
442
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,925
Wow.
443
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,560
That is so groovy.
444
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,800
You're really good.
445
00:21:00,835 --> 00:21:02,000
Why, thank you.
446
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,560
So would it be kinda like this?
447
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,760
You can't do that dance.
448
00:21:07,795 --> 00:21:09,200
Hello, now.
449
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,520
Not bad for a white chick.
450
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,560
- Hey, I know where I've seen you before.
- Where?
451
00:21:14,595 --> 00:21:16,280
On Corny's show on Negro Day.
452
00:21:16,315 --> 00:21:17,360
Negro Day's the best.
453
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,080
I wish every day were Negro Day.
454
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,680
At our house, it is.
455
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,160
Hey. Show me another one?
456
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,200
You wanna see another one.
457
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,880
Well-well, here's a little
something signified to say...
458
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,440
Hello, my name is Seaweed...
459
00:21:33,475 --> 00:21:34,720
Oh, oh, oh!
460
00:21:34,755 --> 00:21:36,257
J...
461
00:21:36,292 --> 00:21:37,725
Stubbs.
462
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,920
What's yours, baby?
463
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:43,640
I'm Tra-cy Turn-blad!
464
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,485
You're gonna get it, white girl!
465
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,880
Well, Tracy, you got it goin' on, girl.
466
00:21:48,915 --> 00:21:50,125
You one of us.
467
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:54,480
You're joinin' this program already
in progress!
468
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,000
Well, let's go.
469
00:21:56,035 --> 00:21:57,937
# Whoo! #
470
00:21:57,972 --> 00:21:59,805
# Yeah! #
471
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,040
# Got a brand-new sound,
so scream and shout #
472
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:07,040
# Hey, a funky beat,
now let's be hurrying #
473
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,445
Whoa!
474
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:09,820
# We can't wait now #
475
00:22:09,855 --> 00:22:11,160
# Have some fun #
476
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,400
# This party now has just begun #
477
00:22:14,435 --> 00:22:16,205
No, I get who Caesar is.
478
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,005
But what's the "Ideas of March"?
479
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,840
I mean, how can
a month have an idea?
480
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,120
Hold on.
481
00:22:22,155 --> 00:22:23,320
Come on.
482
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,880
# Come on and watch me strut my stuff #
483
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,645
# Watch me #
484
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:32,720
# Come on and watch me #
485
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,080
How you likin' detention now?
486
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,920
I'm a bad, bad girl who
needs to be punished.
487
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,100
# Ohh #
488
00:22:44,135 --> 00:22:45,845
Hey.
489
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:49,720
You know, Corny's hosting
the hop tomorrow.
490
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,400
If he saw you dancin' like that...
491
00:22:52,435 --> 00:22:53,520
he'd put you on the show.
492
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,045
Mmm...
493
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,365
- See ya.
- Mm.
494
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,160
Ah, whoa. Sorry, little darlin'.
495
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,240
Hope I didn't dent your 'do.
496
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,125
See y'all later.
497
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,160
Hey, Trace. I was looking for you.
498
00:23:07,195 --> 00:23:08,480
What?
499
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,925
# I can hear the bells #
500
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,840
What? What are you talking about?
501
00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:17,720
# Well, don't-cha hear 'em chime? #
502
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,405
Chime's not exactly how I'd put it.
503
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:26,320
# Can't you feel my heartbeat
keeping perfect time? #
504
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:31,520
# And all because he #
505
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,760
# Touched me #
506
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,760
# He looked at me and stared #
507
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,845
# Yes, he bumped me #
508
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,800
# My heart was unprepared #
509
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,885
# When he tapped me #
510
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,885
# And knocked me off my feet #
511
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,960
# One little touch now my life's complete #
512
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,160
- # 'Cause when he nudged me #
- Oh!
513
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,160
# Love put me in a fix #
514
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,045
# Yes, it hit me #
515
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,000
# Just like a ton-a bricks #
516
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,485
# Yes, my heart burst #
517
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,485
# Now I know what life's about #
518
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:03,360
# One little touch and
love's knocked me out #
519
00:24:03,395 --> 00:24:06,240
# And I can hear the bells #
520
00:24:06,275 --> 00:24:07,960
# My head is spinning #
521
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,260
# I can hear the bells #
522
00:24:10,295 --> 00:24:12,445
# Something's beginning #
523
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,840
# Everybody says that
a girl who looks like me #
524
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,725
# Can't win his love #
525
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,840
# Well, just wait and see #
526
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,640
# 'Cause I can hear the bells #
527
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,460
# Just hear them chiming #
528
00:24:24,495 --> 00:24:26,200
# I can hear the bells #
529
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,680
# My temperature's climbing #
530
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,365
# I can't contain my joy #
531
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,520
# 'Cause I finally found the boy #
532
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,685
# I've been missin' #
533
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:41,320
# Listen, I can hear the bells #
534
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,725
# Round one #
535
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,160
# He'll ask me on a date and then #
536
00:24:45,195 --> 00:24:46,965
# Round two #
537
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,200
# I'll primp but won't be late because #
538
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,805
# Round three #
539
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,885
# Is when we kiss inside his car #
540
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:57,560
# Won't go all the way
but I'll go pretty fa-ar #
541
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,125
# Round four #
542
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,760
# He'll ask me for my hand and then #
543
00:25:01,795 --> 00:25:03,600
# Round five #
544
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,880
# We'll book the wedding band so by #
545
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,285
# Round six #
546
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,885
# Amber, much to your surprise #
547
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:13,760
# This heavyweight
champion takes the prize #
548
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,040
# And I can hear the bells #
549
00:25:16,075 --> 00:25:17,680
# My ears are ringing #
550
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,800
# I can hear the bells #
551
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,165
# The bridesmaids are singing #
552
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,920
# Everybody says that
a guy who's such a gem #
553
00:25:25,955 --> 00:25:27,605
# Won't look my way #
554
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,960
# Well, the laugh's on them #
555
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,240
# 'Cause I can hear the bells #
556
00:25:32,275 --> 00:25:34,137
# My father will smile #
557
00:25:34,172 --> 00:25:36,000
# I can hear the bells #
558
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,400
# As he walks me down the aisle #
559
00:25:38,435 --> 00:25:40,085
# My mother starts to cry #
560
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:44,520
# But I can't see 'cause Link
and I are French kissin' #
561
00:25:44,555 --> 00:25:49,320
# Listen, I can hear the bells #
562
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,220
# Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh #
563
00:25:54,255 --> 00:25:56,627
# I can hear the bells #
564
00:25:56,662 --> 00:25:59,000
# My head is reeling #
565
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,120
# I can hear the bells #
566
00:26:01,155 --> 00:26:03,120
# I can't stop the pealing #
567
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:07,080
# Everybody warns
that he won't like what he'll see #
568
00:26:07,115 --> 00:26:11,400
# But I know that he'll
look inside of me #
569
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,400
# Yeah, I can hear the bells #
570
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,800
# Today's just the start 'cause #
571
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,205
# I can hear the bells #
572
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,885
# Until death do us part and #
573
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:23,700
# Even when we die
we'll look down from up above #
574
00:26:23,735 --> 00:26:27,480
# Remembering the night
that we two fell in love #
575
00:26:27,515 --> 00:26:29,365
# We both will shed a tear #
576
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:34,040
# And he'll whisper as we're reminiscin' #
577
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:37,560
# Listen, I can hear the bells #
578
00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:40,017
# She can hear the bells #
579
00:26:40,052 --> 00:26:42,440
# I can hear the bells #
580
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:46,680
# She can hear the bells #
581
00:26:46,715 --> 00:26:50,800
# I can hear the bells #
582
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:56,280
# Bum, bum, bum #
583
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,525
# Whoa! #
584
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,720
# Hey, little girl with the cash to burn #
585
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,720
# Well, I'm sellin' somethin'
you won't return #
586
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,600
# Hey, little girl, take me off the shelf #
587
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,920
# 'Cause it's hard havin'
fun playin' with yourself #
588
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,920
# Once you bounce through
the whole selection #
589
00:27:22,955 --> 00:27:24,805
# Shake those hips in my direction #
590
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,880
# Bringing back gifts
she never did see #
591
00:27:26,915 --> 00:27:28,600
# Take me home and then unwrap me #
592
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,640
# Shop around but, little darlin',
I've got to be #
593
00:27:31,675 --> 00:27:34,360
# The ladies' choice #
594
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,080
# Ladies' choice #
595
00:27:36,115 --> 00:27:37,720
# The ladies' choice #
596
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,360
Go on. Get out there and show 'em.
597
00:27:41,395 --> 00:27:42,845
It's packed pretty tight.
598
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,400
OK. I'll go in front of you and I'll push.
599
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,520
# Test drive this American male #
600
00:27:46,555 --> 00:27:48,160
Wait.
601
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,120
# It's gonna take cash to fill my tank #
602
00:27:51,155 --> 00:27:54,000
# So let's crack open your piggy bank #
603
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:54,960
Hey, Seaweed!
604
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,400
Wanna do Peyton Place for Corny?
605
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,760
Are you crazy? You gotta
dance with your crowd...
606
00:27:57,795 --> 00:27:58,800
and I gotta dance with mine.
607
00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,840
Why?
608
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,200
It's just the way it is, Tracy.
609
00:28:01,235 --> 00:28:02,440
But it's your dance.
610
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,080
Well, how 'bout you go
borrow it for a second.
611
00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:06,200
- Really?
- Go get it, girl.
612
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,720
# I'm the ladies' choice #
613
00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:13,760
# Ladies' choice #
614
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,640
Whoo!
615
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,360
All right! Yeah!
616
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,800
Whoa!
617
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,405
# Hey, little girl on a spendin' spree #
618
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,320
# I don't come cheap
but the kisses come free #
619
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,280
# On closer inspection
I'm sure that you'll agree #
620
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,400
# Oh, hey, little girl, listen to my plea #
621
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,600
# I come with a lifetime guarantee #
622
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,640
# One day maybe we'll find
that baby makes three #
623
00:28:46,675 --> 00:28:47,565
Link!
624
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,040
# It's the ladies' choice #
625
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,800
# I'm the ladies' choice #
626
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,360
# I'm the ladies' choice #
627
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,840
# I'm the ladies' choice-choice-choice #
628
00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:03,217
# I'm the ladies' choice #
629
00:29:03,252 --> 00:29:05,560
Mr. And Mrs. Turnblad!
630
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,000
Hey, look out!
631
00:29:09,035 --> 00:29:09,960
Ah!
632
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,920
Mrs. Turnblad!
633
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,920
Mr. Turnblad, come quick!
634
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,240
- Me?
- Come on.
635
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,360
Mrs. Turnblad! Come quick!
636
00:29:21,395 --> 00:29:22,685
You gotta see this!
637
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,880
Oh, I read all about it.
638
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,680
It's a big fake Hollywood set.
639
00:29:25,715 --> 00:29:27,005
No, Mrs. -
640
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:28,760
You think I'm gonna think
that he's really up there?
641
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,420
It's not John Glenn, Mrs. Turnblad!
642
00:29:30,455 --> 00:29:32,000
Well, why are we watchin' this?
643
00:29:32,035 --> 00:29:33,045
Just watch.
644
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,040
- Lou Ann!
- Joey!
645
00:29:34,075 --> 00:29:35,017
Mikey! vicki! Becky!
646
00:29:35,052 --> 00:29:36,366
Bix! Jesse! Darla!
647
00:29:36,401 --> 00:29:37,520
- Paulie!
- Noreen!
648
00:29:37,555 --> 00:29:38,640
- Doreen!
- Link!
649
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,880
And I'm Tracy!
650
00:29:39,915 --> 00:29:40,805
Aah!
651
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,840
Oh! Oh, my!
652
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,720
# Oh, yeah! #
653
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,800
# And the bass and drums
are poundin' in your head #
654
00:29:48,835 --> 00:29:49,725
Go, Tracy!
655
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,000
- Go, go, Tracy!
- Go, go, Tracy!
656
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,680
# Who cares about sleep when
you can snooze in school? #
657
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,280
# You'll never get to college
but you sure look cool #
658
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,640
# Don't need a cap and a gown #
659
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,120
# When you're the nicest kids in town #
660
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,240
# Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo #
661
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,845
# Kids in town, woo! #
662
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,900
Yeah! That was the dance of the week...
663
00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:11,885
I don't know what happened, Mr. Spritzer.
664
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,600
Corny had some sort
of aneurysm or something...
665
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,520
and... picked her.
666
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,165
...by our brand-new Council Member,
Miss Tracy Turnblad.
667
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,360
So, Trace, come on, cozy up to old Corny
and tell us about yourself.
668
00:30:22,395 --> 00:30:24,560
Well, I watch The Corny Collins Show...
669
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,480
and I do absolutely nothing else!
670
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,085
Ooh! I sure like the way you talk.
671
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,240
Oh, Wilbur, to think that
I almost stopped her...
672
00:30:30,275 --> 00:30:31,680
from reaching for the stars.
673
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,440
And now here she
is on local daytime TV.
674
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,125
She's gonna be a regular.
675
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:40,285
Imagine, my little girl, regular at last.
676
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,280
I also hope to be the first woman president
or a Rockette.
677
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,000
And if you were president, Tracy...
678
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,920
what would your first official act be?
679
00:30:46,955 --> 00:30:48,560
Hmm.
680
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,760
I'd make every day Negro Day.
681
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,680
I read you like tomorrow's
headlines, Tracy.
682
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:55,760
What do you think, kids?
683
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,280
You think we might
have a hot new candidate...
684
00:30:57,315 --> 00:30:58,405
for Miss Teenage Hairspray?
685
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,440
That's only the dream of my life.
686
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,160
But Miss Hairspray is mine.
687
00:31:02,195 --> 00:31:03,565
Uh, we're on the air.
688
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,440
And your dream will be
comin' to you, sweetheart...
689
00:31:05,475 --> 00:31:08,645
Saturday, June 2nd,
right here on WYZT.
690
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,280
You have to vote for a person, Corny,
not one of the Himalayas.
691
00:31:11,315 --> 00:31:12,240
Hi, Penny.
692
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,600
Always the charmer, Amber.
693
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,080
I want that chubby communist
girl off the show.
694
00:31:18,115 --> 00:31:20,960
Well, let me be the first
to toss the harpoon.
695
00:31:20,995 --> 00:31:22,165
She's a corrupting influence!
696
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,680
I agree. We don't want our dancers
thrusting like savages!
697
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,000
Hey, speak for yourself.
698
00:31:27,035 --> 00:31:28,240
Don't get flip with me.
699
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:29,565
I'm not.
700
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,320
Look, now I got some
new ideas for the show.
701
00:31:31,355 --> 00:31:33,117
First, we get rid-a Negro Day.
702
00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:34,845
Finally, some sense outta you.
703
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,520
And we mix those kids in
with the rest-a the Council.
704
00:31:36,555 --> 00:31:37,925
Mix those kids?
705
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:38,965
That's right, I said it.
706
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,720
This is not a black-and-tan cocktail!
707
00:31:40,755 --> 00:31:42,045
Well, why couldn't it be?
708
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,460
velma, isn't this where
it's all headin' anyway?
709
00:31:44,495 --> 00:31:46,840
Now, you can fight it
or you can rock out to it.
710
00:31:46,875 --> 00:31:49,080
Maybe it is time for some fresh ideas...
711
00:31:49,115 --> 00:31:51,960
like-like a nice, fresh new host!
712
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,005
Heh.
713
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,080
Gee, velma,
how do you fire Corny Collins...
714
00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:57,680
from The Corny Collins Show?
715
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,640
They do it all the time on Lassie!
716
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,640
velma, you've let this go too far!
717
00:32:03,675 --> 00:32:04,600
Me?
718
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:05,640
- Fix it!
- What?
719
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:06,800
Fix it!
720
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,320
Ohh!
721
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,160
# Hey, look out for that movin' van #
722
00:32:12,195 --> 00:32:14,057
# Drivin' down our streets #
723
00:32:14,092 --> 00:32:15,920
# You better lock up your man #
724
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,880
# Before he meets the new girl in town #
725
00:32:18,915 --> 00:32:20,920
# Who just came on the scene... #
726
00:32:20,955 --> 00:32:22,640
Tracyface whoopee cushion.
727
00:32:22,675 --> 00:32:23,600
Good choice.
728
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,800
We got your Tracy souvenirs for days.
729
00:32:25,835 --> 00:32:29,040
Here, your signed photos.
730
00:32:29,075 --> 00:32:30,165
Tracy wigs.
731
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,725
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
732
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:36,920
# We don't know what to do
'bout the new girl in town #
733
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,360
# The new girl in town #
734
00:32:40,395 --> 00:32:41,917
# Seems to dance on air #
735
00:32:41,952 --> 00:32:43,405
# The new girl in town #
736
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,760
# She's got the coolest hair #
737
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:50,640
# You better tell the homecoming queen
to hold onto her crown #
738
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,725
# Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa #
739
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,440
# Or she's gonna lose it to #
740
00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:56,880
# The new girl in town #
741
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,760
That big little girl is sending
my sales through the roof.
742
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,765
More people are breathing
aerosol than oxygen!
743
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,440
Do you think you could show us
some of those new dance moves?
744
00:33:04,475 --> 00:33:05,365
Yeah, sure.
745
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,360
Ooh, pretty flowers.
746
00:33:06,395 --> 00:33:08,960
Tracy, wait up!
747
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,920
# She's hip #
748
00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:12,765
# So cool #
749
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,960
# I'm gonna get her after school #
750
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:19,085
# And yet we'd like to be like her #
751
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:23,160
# 'Cause she's the kitten
that the cats prefer #
752
00:33:23,195 --> 00:33:24,937
# The new girl in town #
753
00:33:24,972 --> 00:33:26,646
# Has my guy on a string #
754
00:33:26,681 --> 00:33:28,285
# The new girl in town #
755
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,285
# Hey, look, she's wearin' his ring #
756
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,680
# I can't stop cryin' and
so in my own tears #
757
00:33:33,715 --> 00:33:35,565
# I'm gonna drown #
758
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,520
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
759
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,120
# 'Cause he wants to rendezvous #
760
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,325
# With the new girl #
761
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,100
# We're kinda sad and blue #
762
00:33:43,135 --> 00:33:44,840
# Yes, it's true, girl #
763
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,805
# We'd like to say #
764
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,340
# To the new girl in town #
765
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:53,840
# The new girl in town #
766
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,440
Hi, I'm here to see Tracy Turnblad.
767
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,805
Where's her write-up?
768
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,320
She doesn't need a detention slip,
she's with me.
769
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,080
Penny, this is Seaweed.
770
00:34:07,115 --> 00:34:08,857
Seaweed, this is Penny.
771
00:34:08,892 --> 00:34:10,600
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
772
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,880
Huh.
773
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,220
# To the new girl in town #
774
00:34:22,255 --> 00:34:24,867
# The new girl in town #
775
00:34:24,902 --> 00:34:27,071
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
776
00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:29,205
# From out of the blue, girl #
777
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,100
# Hey, this town's in a stew, girl #
778
00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:32,925
# Ohh, what a hullabaloo, girl #
779
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,680
# She ain't just passing through, girl #
780
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,380
# Ohh, she's sticking like glue, girl #
781
00:34:36,415 --> 00:34:37,960
# Woo, to the man
I thought I knew, girl #
782
00:34:37,995 --> 00:34:39,600
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
783
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,520
# Hey, look out for that movin' van #
784
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,360
# Look out, look out,
look out, look out #
785
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:49,640
# She was the new girl in #
786
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,160
# Town #
787
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,680
That's the way you do it.
788
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,600
And I'm your fabled
Miss Motormouth Maybelle...
789
00:35:01,635 --> 00:35:04,377
your DJ du jour,
pitchin' rhythm your way.
790
00:35:04,412 --> 00:35:07,120
So, hey, better stay
and shimmy and sway.
791
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,600
We'll be right back with more Negro Day.
792
00:35:09,635 --> 00:35:11,320
Brought to you by...
793
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,480
Nap-a-Way, for stubborn hair.
794
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,560
Every kink will be gone in a blink.
795
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:21,680
We're off.
796
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,680
Girls, that was great.
797
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,760
How dare you pick the same song?
798
00:35:31,795 --> 00:35:33,200
They wrote it.
799
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,440
You watch yourself.
800
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,820
You are one inch from being canceled.
801
00:35:36,855 --> 00:35:39,047
You know what your demographic is?
802
00:35:39,082 --> 00:35:41,240
Cleaning ladies and lawn jockeys.
803
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,160
A foot in the door, that's all it is.
804
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,880
One toe at a time.
805
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,400
Eh.
806
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,525
Hello?
807
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,160
Is this the Turnblad residence?
808
00:36:00,195 --> 00:36:01,085
Yes.
809
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,165
Mr. Pinky speakin'.
810
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,360
Mr. Pinky from-from the dress shop?
811
00:36:06,395 --> 00:36:07,605
Uh-huh.
812
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,880
I'd like Tracy
for our spokesgirl.
813
00:36:08,915 --> 00:36:10,320
You want Tracy to do what?
814
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,280
Be our spokesgirl.
815
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,240
Be a spokesgirl?
816
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,280
I think she'd be perfect.
I'd like to meet her...
817
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,720
and discuss the details.
818
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:17,960
As soon as possible.
819
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,040
OK, um, well, we'll have send
someone down to meet you.
820
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,000
Tonight, if you can.
821
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,080
So, um, oh, OK.
Bye-bye, Mr. Pinky.
822
00:36:25,115 --> 00:36:26,005
Bye-bye.
823
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,045
The Mr. Pinky?
824
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,000
From Mr. Pinky's hefty hideaway!
825
00:36:29,035 --> 00:36:30,045
A spokesgirl?!
826
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,240
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, tell me I get a free caftan, tell me!
827
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,280
Oh, Tracy, I think perks like
caftans have to be negotiated.
828
00:36:36,315 --> 00:36:38,320
Maybe we should get you an agent.
829
00:36:38,355 --> 00:36:40,240
OK. You be my agent.
830
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,160
What? Tracy Turnblad...
831
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:44,920
has fame gone to your head
and made you wacky?
832
00:36:44,955 --> 00:36:46,000
Well, why not?
833
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:46,960
Who's goin' to look out for me...
834
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,000
better than my mom?
835
00:36:48,035 --> 00:36:49,885
Me, an agent?
836
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,120
You see me hobnobbin'
and drinkin' rum and cokes...
837
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,500
with all those hoi pollois?
838
00:36:53,535 --> 00:36:54,800
And out-negotiating them.
839
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,160
Oh, you're crazy.
840
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,360
Oh, Tracy, I haven't left
this house in-in years.
841
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,600
Then isn't it time you did?
842
00:37:01,635 --> 00:37:03,125
Oh, no, Tracy.
843
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,400
We'll have your father meet with him.
844
00:37:05,435 --> 00:37:07,640
L- I don't wanna be seen like this.
845
00:37:07,675 --> 00:37:08,565
Why not?
846
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,840
I'll do it after my next diet.
847
00:37:10,875 --> 00:37:12,245
That's when I'll do it.
848
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,640
Ya see, the neighbors haven't
seen me since I was a size 10.
849
00:37:14,675 --> 00:37:16,977
Don't make me do it, Tracy.
850
00:37:17,012 --> 00:37:19,280
Ma, it's changing out there.
851
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,565
You'll like it.
852
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,240
People who are different.
853
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,440
Their time is coming.
854
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,005
# Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, look around #
855
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,000
# Everybody's groovin'
to a brand-new sound #
856
00:37:32,035 --> 00:37:34,845
# Hey, Mama, hey, Mama follow me #
857
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,600
# I know somethin's in ya
that you wanna set free #
858
00:37:37,635 --> 00:37:40,477
# So let go, go, go of the past now #
859
00:37:40,512 --> 00:37:43,285
# Say hello to the love in your heart #
860
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,120
# Yes, I know that
the world's spinning fast now #
861
00:37:46,155 --> 00:37:48,320
# You gotta get yourself
a brand-new start #
862
00:37:48,355 --> 00:37:51,000
# Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
863
00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:53,680
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
864
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,680
# Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
865
00:37:56,715 --> 00:37:59,560
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
866
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,400
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #
867
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,200
# Welcome to the sixties #
868
00:38:05,235 --> 00:38:06,560
# Oh-o-o-o-o oh #
869
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,960
# Hey, Mama, yeah, yeah, yeah #
870
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,760
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #
871
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,160
# Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, have some fun #
872
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,060
# I haven't left this house since 1951 #
873
00:38:18,095 --> 00:38:20,840
# Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, take a chance #
874
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,000
# Oh, Tracy, it's been years
since someone asked me to dance #
875
00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:26,600
# So let go, go, go of the past now #
876
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,640
# Say hello to the light in your eyes #
877
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,340
# Yes, I know that the world's
spinning fast now #
878
00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:34,920
# But you gotta run
the race to win the prize #
879
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,240
# Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
880
00:38:37,275 --> 00:38:40,120
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
881
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,000
# Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
882
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,925
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
883
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,560
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #
884
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,440
# Welcome to the sixties #
885
00:38:51,475 --> 00:38:52,845
Ma, you did it!
886
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,680
Oh, Tracy, I'm a little lightheaded.
887
00:38:54,715 --> 00:38:57,200
There's so much air out here.
888
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,280
Can't we go someplace that's stuffy?
889
00:38:59,315 --> 00:39:01,200
No, Ma, you're on your way.
890
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,280
# Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
891
00:39:06,315 --> 00:39:09,360
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
892
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,160
# Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
893
00:39:12,195 --> 00:39:15,085
# Oh-o-o-o-o-o #
894
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,520
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #
895
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,720
Oh. They're so glamorous.
896
00:39:19,755 --> 00:39:20,760
Wow.
897
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,365
It kicked.
898
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,560
Let's toast to that.
899
00:39:25,595 --> 00:39:26,605
To a boy!
900
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,205
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #
901
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,560
# Welcome to the rhythm
of a brand-new day #
902
00:39:30,595 --> 00:39:32,360
# Take your old-fashioned fears #
903
00:39:32,395 --> 00:39:33,800
# And just throw them away #
904
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,320
# You should add some color
and a fresh new 'do #
905
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,920
# 'Cause it's time for a star #
906
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,520
# Who looks just like you #
907
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,760
Ohh.
908
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,760
Ah!
909
00:39:46,795 --> 00:39:48,200
Oh!
910
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,200
I thought we marked these down.
911
00:39:53,235 --> 00:39:54,160
What?
912
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,240
Ohh.
913
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,440
Thank you, Nadine.
914
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,800
There's my shining star!
915
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,360
Fantastic to meet you!
916
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,845
I'm Mr. Pinky.
917
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,085
It's so nice to meet you.
918
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:15,520
Ha ha! Tracy, is this your older sister?
919
00:40:15,555 --> 00:40:17,360
Oh, my.
920
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,240
Perhaps she'd like some
complimentary couture.
921
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,245
Couture?
922
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,925
Now, if you'll just sign here.
923
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,600
Flattery will not distract
Miss Turnblad's agent...
924
00:40:27,635 --> 00:40:29,440
from reading the fine print.
925
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,125
Her agent?
926
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,200
Tracy, eat your donuts.
927
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,440
Let's talk.
928
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,445
Mm-hmm.
929
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,000
All right, let's see here.
930
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,400
All right. Now...
931
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,360
Mmm.
932
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:44,085
Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No!
933
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,520
I want a non-exclusive contract.
934
00:40:46,555 --> 00:40:48,885
Extensions by mutual option.
935
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,200
And I want you to absorb
my 15 percent commission.
936
00:40:51,235 --> 00:40:52,560
Not a dime over 10!
937
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:54,840
Throw in a bustier?
938
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,165
Hmm.
939
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,180
54 double D?
940
00:41:00,215 --> 00:41:02,160
Triple E.
941
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:03,600
I hit the mother lode!
942
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,200
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #
943
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,320
Care for a Baby Ruth?
I got one right here.
944
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,685
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
945
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:12,680
# Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
946
00:41:12,715 --> 00:41:15,725
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
947
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,240
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #
948
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,645
# Don't-cha let nobody
try to steal your fun #
949
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,560
# 'Cause a little touch of
lipstick never hurt no one #
950
00:41:25,595 --> 00:41:28,405
# The future's got a million
roads for you to choose #
951
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,360
# But you'll walk a little taller
in some high-heeled shoes #
952
00:41:31,395 --> 00:41:34,280
# And once you find the style
that makes you feel like you #
953
00:41:34,315 --> 00:41:35,720
# Something fresh,
something new #
954
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,960
# Step on out, hear us shout #
955
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,960
# Mama, that's your cue #
956
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,440
# Ba da ba da-ba-da #
957
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,680
# Step on out, hear us shout #
958
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,765
# Mama, that's your cue #
959
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,080
# Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me #
960
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:58,640
# I'm the cutest chickie
that you ever did see #
961
00:41:58,675 --> 00:42:01,120
# Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at us #
962
00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:03,920
# Where is there a team
that's half as fabulous #
963
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,780
# I let go, go, go of the past now #
964
00:42:06,815 --> 00:42:09,525
# Said hello to this red carpet ride #
965
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,520
# Yes, I know that the world's
spinning fast now #
966
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,840
# Tell Lollobrigida to step aside #
967
00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:17,040
# Your Mama's welcoming the sixties #
968
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,965
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
969
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,000
# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby #
970
00:42:23,035 --> 00:42:25,845
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
971
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,480
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #
972
00:42:29,515 --> 00:42:33,080
# Welcome to the sixties #
973
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,640
# Open the door to the girl who has more #
974
00:42:35,675 --> 00:42:39,200
# She's a star, Tracy, go, go, go #
975
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,660
# Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
976
00:42:43,695 --> 00:42:44,960
# Your mama's hip, your mama's in #
977
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,680
# Hey, Mama #
978
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,080
# Your mama's lookin' at herself
and wonderin' "Where you been?" #
979
00:42:49,115 --> 00:42:50,205
# Where you been? #
980
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:52,160
# Your mama's lit, she's all aglow #
981
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,760
# Your mama, what she's holdin' back #
982
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,400
# Your mama's gotta let go, go, go #
983
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,845
# Welcome to the "six", to the "O" #
984
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:02,320
# To the apostrophe "s"
hey-yay, baby, yeah #
985
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,480
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
986
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:11,005
# Oh, yeah #
987
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,125
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #
988
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,920
# Oh-o-o-o-o-o,
oh-o-o-o-o-o #
989
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:20,160
# Oh-o-o-o-o go,
go, Mama, go, go, go! #
990
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:23,965
Mmm. Mmm.
991
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,400
Wait till Dad sees you.
992
00:43:26,435 --> 00:43:27,805
Sees me?
993
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,005
He never notices what I wear.
994
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:33,560
In 20 years, he's never even said to me,
"nice muumuu" or nothin'.
995
00:43:33,595 --> 00:43:34,805
Now he will.
996
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,700
Well, maybe, if he leaves
that shop for 5 minutes.
997
00:43:37,735 --> 00:43:40,560
I swear, I don't know
what goes on down there.
998
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:41,885
Well.
999
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,880
Mrs. Turnblad.
1000
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,400
I'd know whose mother
you were anywhere.
1001
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,085
Really?
1002
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,160
Hello, Amber.
1003
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,880
Hello, Tracy.
1004
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,920
Ma, this is Amber and Mrs. von Tussle.
1005
00:43:54,955 --> 00:43:57,840
Mrs. von Tussle is the station's manager.
1006
00:43:57,875 --> 00:43:59,925
Oh, the station manager.
1007
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:03,400
Oh! Oh, it was so nice-a
you let her on that show.
1008
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:07,320
Well, Tracy certainly has...
redefined our standards. Ha ha!
1009
00:44:07,355 --> 00:44:08,480
That's for sure.
1010
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,200
Let me guess...
1011
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,240
brand-new dress?
1012
00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:13,525
Oh, yes.
1013
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,200
Well, you'll stop traffic.
1014
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:16,560
Ha ha ha.
1015
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,400
It was nice meeting you. Tracy.
1016
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,120
Bye, Tracy.
1017
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,485
Ugh.
1018
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,600
Ma, don't listen to a word she says!
1019
00:44:29,635 --> 00:44:30,920
I'm takin' this back.
1020
00:44:30,955 --> 00:44:31,965
Don't you dare.
1021
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,965
- I am.
- Don't you dare.
1022
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,485
Don't you know why she hates us?
1023
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,200
She's afraid I'll beat Amber
for Miss Teenage Hairspray.
1024
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,685
Really?
1025
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,000
They can't put Tracy in special ed.
1026
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,080
I won't have it.
1027
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,360
I mean, even if I have to tutor her myself...
1028
00:44:46,395 --> 00:44:48,000
they cannot hold my friend back.
1029
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:49,800
- You're a saint.
- Mm.
1030
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,160
Oh, and it's totally not true about her
and the entire football team.
1031
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:54,485
I mean, please.
1032
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,400
Anybody can get grass stains
all over their back.
1033
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,765
Amber, stop it.
1034
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,120
I'm sick-a you doin' that.
1035
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,880
Just because she's a good dancer.
1036
00:45:02,915 --> 00:45:04,600
Uh! I'm sorry.
1037
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,400
You think that she can dance?
1038
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,520
Well, maybe you'd rather
have her as your partner.
1039
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,140
You could get sponsored by Goodyear.
1040
00:45:11,175 --> 00:45:13,680
Excuse me. What is
going on back there?
1041
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,640
Tracy, that's horrible.
1042
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:20,400
Mr. Flak does not have breasts.
1043
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,480
What? No. I would-I would never.
1044
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,000
What... Oh.
1045
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,125
Oh, and Mr. Larkin,
perhaps you'd like to share...
1046
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,640
with the rest of the class Patrick Henry's
immortal last words.
1047
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,200
"Kiss my ass"?
1048
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,440
You didn't have to do that, Link.
1049
00:45:57,475 --> 00:45:58,680
Hey, no prob.
1050
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,560
Besides, looks like
a cool scene down here.
1051
00:46:01,595 --> 00:46:03,157
Right.
1052
00:46:03,192 --> 00:46:04,720
Hey, cool.
1053
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,800
Hey, Tracy!
1054
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,560
Not quite, huh?
1055
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,900
Ah, damn. Just when I was gettin' it.
1056
00:46:16,935 --> 00:46:18,987
Listen, man,
you ain't gotta stop now.
1057
00:46:19,022 --> 00:46:21,040
My mom's havin' a platter party tonight.
1058
00:46:21,075 --> 00:46:22,280
Y'all wanna come check it out?
1059
00:46:22,315 --> 00:46:23,920
Now?!
1060
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Would you mind if I, too, checked it out?
1061
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,920
I've never been to North Avenue before.
1062
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,480
Uh, well, would it be safe?
1063
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,045
You know, for us?
1064
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,200
Calm down, cracker boy.
1065
00:46:33,235 --> 00:46:34,160
It's cool.
1066
00:46:34,195 --> 00:46:35,285
Wow.
1067
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,240
Being invited places by colored people!
1068
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,880
It feels so hip!
1069
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,680
I'm glad y'all feel that way
'cause, uh, not many people do.
1070
00:46:42,715 --> 00:46:44,920
- Y'all know what I'm sayin'?
- Yeah, that's right.
1071
00:46:44,955 --> 00:46:47,165
# Hey! #
1072
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,800
# I can't see why people look at me #
1073
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,525
# And only see the color of my face #
1074
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:56,040
# Ah, yeah, then there's those that try
to help, God knows #
1075
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:59,140
# But always have to put me in my place #
1076
00:46:59,175 --> 00:47:02,125
# But I won't ask you to be color-blind #
1077
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,440
# 'Cause if you pick the fruit then, girl,
you're sure to find #
1078
00:47:05,475 --> 00:47:08,645
# The blacker the berry,
the sweeter the juice #
1079
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,680
# I could say it ain't so but, darlin',
what's the use? #
1080
00:47:11,715 --> 00:47:14,640
# The darker the chocolate,
the richer the taste #
1081
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,880
# And that's where it's at #
1082
00:47:16,915 --> 00:47:19,040
# Now, baby, run and tell that #
1083
00:47:19,075 --> 00:47:20,280
# Now run and tell that #
1084
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,080
# Run and tell that #
1085
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:24,365
# Hey, yeah! #
1086
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,605
# I can't see why people disagree #
1087
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:30,280
# Each time I tell 'em what
I know is true, oh, no #
1088
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,285
# And if you come #
1089
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,160
# And see the world I'm from #
1090
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:36,600
# I bet your heart is
gonna feel it, too, yeah #
1091
00:47:36,635 --> 00:47:39,360
# I could lie but, baby, let's be bold #
1092
00:47:39,395 --> 00:47:40,720
# vanilla can be nice #
1093
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,640
# But if the truth be told #
1094
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:45,205
# Blacker the berry,
the sweeter the juice #
1095
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:48,280
# I could say it ain't so but, darlin',
what's the use? #
1096
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,480
# The darker the chocolate,
the richer the taste #
1097
00:47:51,515 --> 00:47:53,245
# And that's where it's at #
1098
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,480
# Oh, baby, baby, run and tell that #
1099
00:47:55,515 --> 00:47:57,120
# Run and tell that #
1100
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,560
# Go run and tell that #
1101
00:47:58,595 --> 00:47:59,920
# Run and tell that #
1102
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,800
# Come on and run and tell that #
1103
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,160
# Run and tell that #
1104
00:48:03,195 --> 00:48:04,400
# Hey, run and tell #
1105
00:48:04,435 --> 00:48:05,560
# Go tell #
1106
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,760
# Run and tell that #
1107
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,285
Link!
1108
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,840
Link Larkin!
1109
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,845
# Hey, yeah! #
1110
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:20,440
# Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah #
1111
00:48:20,475 --> 00:48:21,480
- Whoo!
- Hey!
1112
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,640
Whoo!
1113
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,600
# Whoo! #
1114
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,120
Come here, girl.
1115
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:29,040
This is my sister, Little Inez.
1116
00:48:29,075 --> 00:48:30,645
Oh, I know Tracy Turnblad.
1117
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,320
Good for you, girl.
You got on the show.
1118
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,220
- Well, you better be next.
- Ya got that right.
1119
00:48:34,255 --> 00:48:36,040
Oh, you know she is.
You better show 'em, girl.
1120
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,645
Yeah!
1121
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,840
# I'm tired of coverin' up all my pride #
1122
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,485
# So give me five on the black hand side #
1123
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:47,080
# I got a new way of movin'
and I got my own voice #
1124
00:48:47,115 --> 00:48:49,680
# So how can I help but
to shout and rejoice #
1125
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,240
# Oh, the people 'round here
can barely pay their rent #
1126
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,240
# They try to make a dollar
outta fifteen cent #
1127
00:48:56,275 --> 00:48:59,160
# But we got a spirit
money just can't buy #
1128
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:03,600
# It's deep as a river
and soars to the sky, to the sky! #
1129
00:49:03,635 --> 00:49:06,840
# Hey, I can't see the reason it can't be #
1130
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,840
# The kinda world where
we all get our chance #
1131
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:09,920
# Aw, yeah #
1132
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,205
# The time is now #
1133
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:13,760
# So we can show 'em how
just turn the music up #
1134
00:49:13,795 --> 00:49:16,005
# And let's all dance, yeah, yeah #
1135
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:19,165
# 'Cause all things are equal
when it comes to love #
1136
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,200
# Well, that ain't quite true
'cause when push comes to shove #
1137
00:49:22,235 --> 00:49:25,045
# The blacker the berry,
the sweeter the juice #
1138
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:28,240
# They say it ain't so but, darlin',
what's the use? #
1139
00:49:28,275 --> 00:49:31,400
# The darker the chocolate,
the richer the taste #
1140
00:49:31,435 --> 00:49:32,805
# And that's where it's at #
1141
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,320
# Now, baby, baby, baby,
run and tell that #
1142
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,400
# Run and tell that #
1143
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,840
# Ah yeah, baby#
# Run and tell that #
1144
00:49:39,875 --> 00:49:41,605
# Go run and tell that #
1145
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:47,680
# G-g-g-g-go home
and run and tell that #
1146
00:49:47,715 --> 00:49:54,485
# Yeah, yeah #
1147
00:49:54,520 --> 00:50:01,520
# Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah #
1148
00:50:01,555 --> 00:50:03,240
# Whoo! #
1149
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,000
- Go, baby!
- Whoo!
1150
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:09,280
It was horrible.
1151
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,280
Mom, he just danced on that bus...
1152
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,840
with that great white whale
and those negroes.
1153
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,080
No, honey.
1154
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,960
Reeling him back in is
the easiest thing in the world.
1155
00:50:16,995 --> 00:50:19,240
Remember, I control his career.
1156
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:22,205
Ohh.
1157
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:23,805
Now, don't worry.
1158
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,760
Mommy will take care of everything.
1159
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,240
Are you all hungry
for some good fun?
1160
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:54,920
# Yeah #
1161
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,205
# Bring on that pecan pie #
1162
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:03,980
# Pour some sugar on it,
sugar, don't be shy #
1163
00:51:04,015 --> 00:51:08,720
# Scoop me up a mess
of that chocolate swirl #
1164
00:51:08,755 --> 00:51:12,400
# Don't be stingy,
I'm a growin' girl #
1165
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:17,640
# I offer big love with no apology #
1166
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:21,880
# How can I deny
the world the most of me? #
1167
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:26,480
# I am not afraid
to throw my weight around #
1168
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:30,005
# Pound by pound by pound #
1169
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:35,020
# Because I'm big,
blonde and beautiful #
1170
00:51:35,055 --> 00:51:39,965
# Face the fact,
it's simply irrefutable #
1171
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,980
# No one wants a meal
that only offers the least #
1172
00:51:44,015 --> 00:51:47,960
# When, girl, we're servin'
up the whole damn feast #
1173
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,520
Well, looks like y'all
took a step outta bounds.
1174
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:54,525
Now, who we got here?
1175
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,480
Mom, I want you to meet my new friends.
1176
00:51:56,515 --> 00:51:59,000
This here is Link. Tracy Turnblad.
1177
00:51:59,035 --> 00:52:02,125
This is just so afro-tastic!
1178
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,880
And this young lady right here...
1179
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,800
is Penny Pingleton.
1180
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,685
I'm very pleased
and scared to be here.
1181
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:14,040
Oh, now, honey. We got more reason
to be scared on your street.
1182
00:52:14,075 --> 00:52:15,880
Latoya, put that record down.
1183
00:52:15,915 --> 00:52:17,000
You gonna scratch it.
1184
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,080
Can't you keep your little girl...
1185
00:52:18,115 --> 00:52:19,040
Shall we dance?
1186
00:52:19,075 --> 00:52:20,200
Come on.
1187
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:22,880
My name is Mike.
1188
00:52:22,915 --> 00:52:23,920
Mike?
1189
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,380
Yes, Mike.
1190
00:52:25,415 --> 00:52:26,587
Mike who?
1191
00:52:26,622 --> 00:52:27,760
It's Mike.
1192
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,680
Anyway, ahem...
1193
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,600
I'm calling because
I have some information...
1194
00:52:31,635 --> 00:52:33,297
about your daughter's whereabouts.
1195
00:52:33,332 --> 00:52:34,925
- What?
- Right now, as we speak...
1196
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:38,320
your daughter has entered
a hotbed of moral...
1197
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,120
turpentine.
1198
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,520
# Baby don't sleep #
1199
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:44,605
# Baby don't eat #
1200
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:49,320
# Baby just like another boink-boink #
1201
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,200
Link, aren't you gonna get
in awful trouble for this?
1202
00:52:52,235 --> 00:52:53,960
I'm not plannin' on tellin' my dad.
1203
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,360
No, I mean in trouble
with someone else.
1204
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:59,005
Hmm. Maybe.
1205
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,925
Maybe it's worth it.
1206
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,120
I think knowin' you's the start
of a pretty big adventure.
1207
00:53:04,155 --> 00:53:05,080
Ahh!
1208
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,400
Tracy Edna Turnblad!
1209
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,560
Ooh, we get any more
white people in here...
1210
00:53:12,595 --> 00:53:14,000
this gonna be a suburb.
1211
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,920
Do you know what I had to pay a cab...
1212
00:53:17,955 --> 00:53:19,560
just to consider comin' down here?
1213
00:53:19,595 --> 00:53:21,000
Oh, uh, Mom-
1214
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,080
No call. You just disappear.
1215
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,020
And all mashed up against a crooner?
1216
00:53:26,055 --> 00:53:28,840
Um, Edna Turnblad, this is Link.
1217
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,605
Come on, we're goin'.
1218
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,040
And, Penny, go home before
your mother shoots you.
1219
00:53:34,075 --> 00:53:35,165
Miss Edna, is it?
1220
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,400
Hi, I mean, you don't
have to rush off, you know.
1221
00:53:37,435 --> 00:53:39,480
Well, I do. I left my iron on.
1222
00:53:39,515 --> 00:53:41,085
Oh, your iron.
1223
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,445
Well, before you go...
1224
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,120
you sure you
wouldn't like to have...
1225
00:53:44,155 --> 00:53:46,680
a little somethin' to eat?
1226
00:53:46,715 --> 00:53:48,800
Mmm-mmm.
1227
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,085
Is that braised?
1228
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:02,205
# Whoa oh oh oh oh oh #
1229
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:05,760
# Slice me off a piece
of that hogshead cheese #
1230
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:06,805
# Whoo! #
1231
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,000
# And take a look inside #
1232
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,725
# My book of recipes #
1233
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:15,360
# Now, don't-cha sniff around
for somethin' fluffy and light #
1234
00:54:15,395 --> 00:54:20,077
# We need a man who brings
a man-size appetite #
1235
00:54:20,112 --> 00:54:24,760
# We'll use a pinch-a sugar
and a dash-a spice #
1236
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:29,160
# I'll let you lick the spoon
because it tastes so nice #
1237
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:33,200
# We keep it in the oven
till it's good and hot #
1238
00:54:33,235 --> 00:54:37,320
# Keep on stirrin' till it hits the spot #
1239
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:42,565
# Because I'm big,
blonde and beautiful #
1240
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:46,720
# There is nothin' 'bout us
that's unsuitable #
1241
00:54:46,755 --> 00:54:50,840
# Why sit in the bleachers
timid and afraid #
1242
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:55,560
# When, Edna, you look
like the whole parade? #
1243
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:58,520
# They say that white
has might and thin is in #
1244
00:54:58,555 --> 00:54:59,960
# Well, that's just bull #
1245
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,845
# 'Cause, ladies, big is back #
1246
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,040
# And as for black, it's beautiful #
1247
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,880
# All shapes and sizes follow me #
1248
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:13,880
# Who wants a twig when
you can climb a whole tree #
1249
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,400
# Yeah, yeah #
1250
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:21,160
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #
1251
00:55:21,195 --> 00:55:23,560
Groovy, baby. Groovy.
1252
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:33,640
Hello?
1253
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,280
Hello?!
1254
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,280
- Graah!
- Oh, my God!
1255
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,000
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Ah! You got me.
1256
00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:13,440
Ha ha ha!
1257
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,760
Welcome, mmm,
to the Hardy-Har Hut.
1258
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,640
If we can't put a smile on your face,
your skin's too tight.
1259
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:21,645
- Oh!
- Bop, bop.
1260
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:23,680
- Oh.
- I got somethin' for ya. Yeah.
1261
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,005
It's just in.
1262
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:26,280
You're gonna love it.
1263
00:56:26,315 --> 00:56:27,520
Huh?
1264
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,160
Oh.
1265
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,960
Cigarette?
1266
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:33,760
Ha ha ha.
1267
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:37,480
Tempting but, uh... no, thanks.
1268
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:38,760
- Ha ha ha!
- Oh.
1269
00:56:38,795 --> 00:56:40,480
Well, eh.
1270
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,340
What can I do you for?
1271
00:56:43,375 --> 00:56:44,680
Something for the mister?
1272
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:48,600
Sadly, there is no mister at the moment.
1273
00:56:48,635 --> 00:56:50,440
Beautiful woman like yourself?
1274
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,560
My husband...
1275
00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:57,360
...accidentally suffocated.
1276
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:58,765
You need a fella.
1277
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:02,485
I do. I do need a fella.
1278
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:07,120
And the way to a man's heart
is through his funny bone.
1279
00:57:07,155 --> 00:57:09,320
Now here's an icebreaker for ya.
1280
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,120
Oh, Miss Maybelle,
you do throw a lovely party.
1281
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:16,040
But what are you celebratin'?
1282
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,685
Well, it's kind of an ending.
1283
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:21,120
But it deserved to go out with a bang.
1284
00:57:21,155 --> 00:57:22,840
What ended?
1285
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:25,440
Negro Day.
1286
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,045
What?
1287
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:30,040
All right. Time y'all knew.
1288
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:34,000
velma von Tussle just told me
we have had our last show.
1289
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:35,485
No.
1290
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,800
Yeah, it seems our little show
was a nice little placeholder...
1291
00:57:37,835 --> 00:57:39,920
- but it was time to get some ratings.
- Aww!
1292
00:57:39,955 --> 00:57:42,085
I didn't wanna tell y'all up front.
1293
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,720
I just wanted to have a little fun tonight.
1294
00:57:44,755 --> 00:57:46,885
But I practiced so hard.
1295
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,440
Now I'll never get a chance
to be on the show.
1296
00:57:49,475 --> 00:57:51,040
Oh, you will be seen, baby.
1297
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:52,085
I promise.
1298
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,640
You can't have your own show?
1299
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,160
Fine, you'll come dance with us.
1300
00:57:55,195 --> 00:57:56,685
Hmm. Honey.
1301
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,440
You been dozin' off durin' history?
1302
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,525
Yes, always.
1303
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,440
Trace, black and whites ain't never danced
on Tv together.
1304
00:58:03,475 --> 00:58:05,840
Well, if we can't dance...
1305
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,880
maybe we should just march.
1306
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:13,000
Ooh, that'd get some big ol' ratin's.
1307
00:58:13,035 --> 00:58:14,560
Better time slot, too.
1308
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:15,565
Mm-hmm.
1309
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,600
Like on the 11:00 news.
1310
00:58:17,635 --> 00:58:18,525
Ahh!
1311
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,840
What y'all say?
1312
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:21,360
Should we give this fine woman...
1313
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:22,600
all the ratings she deserves?
1314
00:58:22,635 --> 00:58:24,320
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1315
00:58:24,355 --> 00:58:25,560
Hey, hey!
1316
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,925
Well, it is a school night...
1317
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:29,400
and I think we oughta call it a night.
1318
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:32,280
Tell you what.
We meet up at the church Friday, 4:00...
1319
00:58:32,315 --> 00:58:35,280
and we will march on WYZT.
1320
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,480
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1321
00:58:37,515 --> 00:58:38,440
Yeah!
1322
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,160
Tracy, you can't protest, hon.
1323
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:42,125
I mean, these are lovely people...
1324
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:43,880
but if you protest, you'll be on lists.
1325
00:58:43,915 --> 00:58:45,405
You'll be on files.
1326
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,560
J. Edgar Hoover'll be still wiretappin'...
1327
00:58:47,595 --> 00:58:49,280
your cold, dead body in the grave.
1328
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:50,365
Oh, Mother.
1329
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,280
Link, we're going with them, right?
1330
00:58:53,315 --> 00:58:55,485
Walk with me.
1331
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:59,160
You want your Belgian chocolate
animal droppings.
1332
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,245
Dot dot. This store's for you.
1333
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:07,280
- Oh! What a treasure trove.
- Huh?
1334
00:59:07,315 --> 00:59:09,417
Come here, baby.
1335
00:59:09,452 --> 00:59:11,520
Don't be sad.
1336
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,320
We gonna make it happen, OK?
1337
00:59:13,355 --> 00:59:14,400
Can I go?
1338
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:15,685
Now, come on, now.
1339
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,080
I can't be worried about you out there.
1340
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,325
Trace...
1341
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,920
I been smilin' and dancin'
on this show for 3 years.
1342
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,205
Mrs. von Tussle just promised...
1343
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:26,880
I could sing at the Miss Hairspray pageant.
1344
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,500
She's-she invited agents.
1345
00:59:29,535 --> 00:59:31,607
That's my shot, Trace.
1346
00:59:31,642 --> 00:59:33,680
I can't jeopardize that.
1347
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:35,880
But it's what's right.
1348
00:59:35,915 --> 00:59:37,600
I'm sorry, Trace.
1349
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:40,400
I just think this adventure's...
1350
00:59:40,435 --> 00:59:41,657
a little...
1351
00:59:41,692 --> 00:59:42,880
too big for me.
1352
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,080
Oh, God. No, no, no.
That's not what I-
1353
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,120
I get it, Link. It's your shot.
1354
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,560
No, Trace, that's not what I-
1355
00:59:50,595 --> 00:59:51,520
It's fine.
1356
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:55,720
Oh, hon.
1357
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,200
I should go.
1358
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:02,720
Give him time.
1359
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,380
He'll figure out he's crazy 'bout you.
1360
01:00:05,415 --> 01:00:08,187
You have to say that,
you're my mother.
1361
01:00:08,222 --> 01:00:10,960
Well, I know a little
somethin' about men.
1362
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:15,120
And, my personal favorite,
x- ray specs.
1363
01:00:15,155 --> 01:00:16,720
You can see through anything.
1364
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:20,200
Skin, clothes, you name it.
1365
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:21,485
Now, take your father.
1366
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,320
And he's always downstairs
in that shop workin' late.
1367
01:00:24,355 --> 01:00:26,565
Do I take it personal? No.
1368
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,200
Men always put their career first.
1369
01:00:29,235 --> 01:00:30,360
Remember that.
1370
01:00:30,395 --> 01:00:31,400
OK.
1371
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,520
I'm really tired, I'm gonna go to bed.
1372
01:00:33,555 --> 01:00:34,560
All right, hon.
1373
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:35,605
Night.
1374
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:37,640
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
1375
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:39,640
I think I'm gonna go to bed, too.
1376
01:00:39,675 --> 01:00:41,560
Oh, I'm so tired.
1377
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:50,120
You don't need those...
1378
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,980
to see what's under these clothes.
1379
01:00:53,015 --> 01:00:55,760
There's a product that really works...
1380
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:58,360
'cause these are phony
as a three dollar bill.
1381
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,965
Incredible!
1382
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,840
I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf...
1383
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,920
and you would remain completely obtuse.
1384
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:09,880
Obtuse.
1385
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,365
Yes, obtuse.
1386
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,085
I flunked geometry.
1387
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,720
Yeah, well-and biology too, no doubt!
1388
01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:17,240
Yeah.
1389
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:20,600
Wait! How 'bout this?
1390
01:01:20,635 --> 01:01:22,040
OK.
1391
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,760
# Those lips, those eyes #
1392
01:01:26,795 --> 01:01:28,045
# That food #
1393
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,280
# Well, there ain't nothin' like a spread #
1394
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,165
# To get ya in the mood #
1395
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:36,440
# Wilbur, can't ya feel the
burnin' flame of hot desire #
1396
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:38,920
# You're gonna need
more than some seltzer #
1397
01:01:38,955 --> 01:01:41,285
# To put out this fire #
1398
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:44,680
# I'm wailin': "look out, old Balti- #
1399
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:46,600
# "- more" I'm sellin' somethin' #
1400
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:49,840
# You can't purchase
at a ten-cent store #
1401
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:51,920
# Oh, Wilbur, I feel like a princess #
1402
01:01:51,955 --> 01:01:54,257
# Come on and take me to the ball #
1403
01:01:54,292 --> 01:01:56,560
# I bet you're tired of heavy lifting #
1404
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:58,680
# Get your hands on somethin' small #
1405
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,360
# Because I'm a-big- #
1406
01:02:01,395 --> 01:02:02,485
# -blonde- #
1407
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,520
# -and beautiful #
1408
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:06,560
# It's time to face the facts #
1409
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,040
# It's irrefutable #
1410
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,100
# Why waste one more minute #
1411
01:02:11,135 --> 01:02:13,080
# Now I feel brand spankin' new #
1412
01:02:13,115 --> 01:02:14,600
# Hey, Wilbur, take a look #
1413
01:02:14,635 --> 01:02:15,640
# It's all for #
1414
01:02:15,675 --> 01:02:17,397
You!
1415
01:02:17,432 --> 01:02:19,120
You?!
1416
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:20,080
Ohh!
1417
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:21,165
Edna.
1418
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:24,680
Your wife! You said she was out! Oh!
Wait a minute!
1419
01:02:24,715 --> 01:02:25,800
Hi, hon.
1420
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:30,520
Ma, you don't really believe
that he would do that.
1421
01:02:30,555 --> 01:02:32,920
You are never setting foot
on that show again.
1422
01:02:32,955 --> 01:02:34,405
You hear me?
1423
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:38,000
I heard you the first 400 times, Ma.
1424
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,800
- Hey.
- Huh.
1425
01:03:01,835 --> 01:03:03,040
Oh.
1426
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:08,200
Daddy.
1427
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,245
It wasn't me.
1428
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:14,040
I had to improvise
a bed out of something.
1429
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:15,480
Whoopee cushions?
1430
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,680
That will play heck with my sciatica.
1431
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,720
Oop. That one was me.
1432
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,885
Oh. Oh.
1433
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:26,160
Daddy, are you OK?
1434
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,880
Ohh.
1435
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:31,005
Tracy, you know...
1436
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:35,720
these peepers have never
looked at another woman.
1437
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:39,000
This heart only beats for size 60.
1438
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:42,240
Daddy, you know what velma wanted.
1439
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,325
She wanted me off the show.
1440
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:48,600
And I knew that,
but how could she go that far?
1441
01:03:48,635 --> 01:03:51,760
Come here. Come here, little girl.
1442
01:03:51,795 --> 01:03:53,960
Little girl.
1443
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:57,520
And then to just cancel
Negro Day like that.
1444
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:00,280
Just to make sure that
nobody who's different...
1445
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:02,400
or who's black or Chinese...
1446
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:05,000
or maybe who needs to lose a few pounds.
1447
01:04:05,035 --> 01:04:06,920
What are you talking? Stop it.
1448
01:04:06,955 --> 01:04:09,445
What are you talking?
1449
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,645
I think I've been in a bubble or something.
1450
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:15,240
Thinking that fairness
was just going to happen.
1451
01:04:15,275 --> 01:04:16,725
It's not.
1452
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,840
I think people like me
are gonna have to get up...
1453
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:24,080
off their father's laps and go
out there and fight for it.
1454
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,605
Ahh. Your mother and I...
1455
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:35,880
We don't see too far
past our front door.
1456
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:39,320
But you... see all the way to Schenectady.
1457
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:43,040
So, if there's something
you need to stand up for...
1458
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:46,420
don't ya listen to old dogs like us.
1459
01:04:46,455 --> 01:04:49,680
We need to learn some new tricks...
1460
01:04:49,715 --> 01:04:51,000
from you.
1461
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,800
You don't need new tricks, Dad.
1462
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,720
You need Mom.
1463
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:03,760
She changed the locks.
1464
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:10,760
Oh.
1465
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,440
Good night, Daddy.
1466
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:28,040
Aw, wow.
1467
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:29,840
Come on, baby.
1468
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,720
Honey, took me 5 years...
1469
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,800
to figure out you were flirting.
1470
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,120
How could I ever?
1471
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,960
Well, she is very glamorous.
1472
01:05:43,995 --> 01:05:46,240
Edna.
1473
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:53,160
She just makes me feel old.
1474
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:54,600
Nonsense.
1475
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:56,440
Doll!
1476
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,360
You're spry as a Slinky.
1477
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,525
I'm not talkin' to you.
1478
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:06,800
# Styles keep a-changin',
the world's rearrangin' #
1479
01:06:06,835 --> 01:06:10,765
# But, Edna,
you're timeless to me #
1480
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:14,280
# Hemlines are shorter,
a beer costs a quarter #
1481
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:18,380
# But time cannot take what comes free #
1482
01:06:18,415 --> 01:06:22,400
# You're like a stinky old cheese, babe #
1483
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:26,920
# Just gettin' riper with age #
1484
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,320
# You're like a fatal disease, babe #
1485
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:30,560
What?
1486
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:34,420
# But there's no cure,
so let this fever rage #
1487
01:06:34,455 --> 01:06:38,160
# Some folks can't stand it,
say time is a bandit #
1488
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:41,800
# But I take the opposite view #
1489
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,360
# 'Cause when I need a lift #
1490
01:06:44,395 --> 01:06:47,217
# Time brings a gift #
1491
01:06:47,252 --> 01:06:49,506
# Another day with you #
1492
01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:51,725
# A twist or a waltz #
1493
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:53,760
# It's all the same schmaltz #
1494
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:57,320
# With just a change in the scenery #
1495
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,640
# You'll never be old hat #
1496
01:06:59,675 --> 01:07:00,600
# That's that #
1497
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:03,480
# You're timeless to me #
1498
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:07,960
# Fads keep a-fadin' #
1499
01:07:07,995 --> 01:07:09,845
# Castro's invadin' #
1500
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:13,640
# But, Wilbur,
you're timeless to me #
1501
01:07:13,675 --> 01:07:15,205
# Hairdos are higher #
1502
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:18,320
# Mine feels like barbed wire #
1503
01:07:18,355 --> 01:07:21,357
# But you say I'm chic as can be #
1504
01:07:21,392 --> 01:07:24,360
# You're like a rare vintage ripple #
1505
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:25,440
Thank you.
1506
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:29,160
# A vintage they'll never forget #
1507
01:07:29,195 --> 01:07:32,800
# So pour me a teeny-weeny triple #
1508
01:07:32,835 --> 01:07:34,240
Any time!
1509
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,560
# And we can toast the fact
we ain't dead yet #
1510
01:07:36,595 --> 01:07:37,485
What?
1511
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,085
# I can't stop eating #
1512
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:40,760
# Your hairline's receding #
1513
01:07:40,795 --> 01:07:41,885
Hey.
1514
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:43,920
# And soon
you'll have nothing at all #
1515
01:07:43,955 --> 01:07:45,125
Never.
1516
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:47,280
# So you'll wear a wig #
1517
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,500
# While I roast a pig #
1518
01:07:49,535 --> 01:07:51,600
# Hey! Pass that Geritol #
1519
01:07:51,635 --> 01:07:52,805
I love pig.
1520
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:54,880
# Glenn Miller had brass #
1521
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:57,640
# That Chubby Checker's a gas #
1522
01:07:57,675 --> 01:08:00,320
# But they all pass eventually #
1523
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:03,600
# You'll never be pass�, hip-hooray #
1524
01:08:03,635 --> 01:08:06,680
# You're timeless to me #
1525
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:19,600
Heh heh heh!
1526
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:28,920
Grrr!
1527
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,700
# You're like a broken-down Chevy #
1528
01:08:59,735 --> 01:09:03,240
# All I need is a fresh coat of paint #
1529
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:07,560
# And, Edna, ya got me
goin' hot and heavy #
1530
01:09:07,595 --> 01:09:09,280
# You're fat and old #
1531
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:11,880
- What?
- # But, baby, boring you ain't #
1532
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:13,680
# Some folks don't get it #
1533
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:15,685
# But we never fret it #
1534
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:19,080
# 'Cause we know
that time is our friend #
1535
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:21,320
# Yeah, it's plain to see #
1536
01:09:21,355 --> 01:09:23,480
# That you're stuck with me #
1537
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:27,285
# Until the bitter end #
1538
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:31,040
# And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid #
1539
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:34,400
# Off the Turnblad family tree #
1540
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,720
# You'll always hit the spot #
1541
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:38,360
# Big shot #
1542
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:40,920
# You're timeless to me #
1543
01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:46,320
# You'll always be du jour, mon amour #
1544
01:09:46,355 --> 01:09:48,720
# You're timeless to me #
1545
01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:57,800
# You'll always be first string #
1546
01:09:57,835 --> 01:10:00,925
# Ring-a-ding-ding #
1547
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:13,440
# You're timeless to me #
1548
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:18,320
# You're timeless #
1549
01:10:18,355 --> 01:10:27,080
# To me #
1550
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:28,400
Oh, Wilbur.
1551
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:35,165
Tracy.
1552
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:36,525
Wake up, hon.
1553
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:39,920
Wake up. Everything's good again.
1554
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:43,760
Wilbur! Wilbur!
1555
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:44,920
Uhh!
1556
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:49,520
Seaweed, help pass
those signs out.
1557
01:10:49,555 --> 01:10:50,925
Give her one.
1558
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:52,680
Hey, Jackie, we're over here.
1559
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:55,280
Aw, you
lookin' good, Gertrude.
1560
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:57,160
C'mon, y'all.
Here we go now.
1561
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:00,920
Tracy!
1562
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,640
You're gonna pay a heavy price.
1563
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:05,965
I know.
1564
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,840
You'll never dance on Tv again.
1565
01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:10,120
If I can't dance
with Seaweed and Little Inez...
1566
01:11:10,155 --> 01:11:12,917
then I don't wanna dance on Tv at all.
1567
01:11:12,952 --> 01:11:15,680
I just want tomorrow to be better.
1568
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:19,040
# There's a light #
1569
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:23,605
# In the darkness #
1570
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:30,840
# Though the night
is black as my skin #
1571
01:11:30,875 --> 01:11:35,840
# There's a light burnin' bright #
1572
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:39,560
# Showing me the way #
1573
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:46,200
# But I know where I've been #
1574
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:50,980
# There's a cry #
1575
01:11:51,015 --> 01:11:54,640
# In the distance #
1576
01:11:54,720 --> 01:12:01,160
# It's a voice that comes
from deep within #
1577
01:12:01,195 --> 01:12:03,560
# Hey, yeah #
1578
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:07,480
# There's a cry askin' why #
1579
01:12:07,515 --> 01:12:11,320
# I pray the answer's up ahead #
1580
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:18,880
# 'Cause I know where I've been #
1581
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:27,200
# There's a road #
1582
01:12:27,235 --> 01:12:31,080
# We been travelin' #
1583
01:12:31,115 --> 01:12:34,397
# Lost so many #
1584
01:12:34,432 --> 01:12:37,680
# On the way #
1585
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:46,720
# But the riches will be plenty #
1586
01:12:46,755 --> 01:12:49,200
# Worth the price #
1587
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:54,960
# The price we had to pay #
1588
01:12:54,995 --> 01:12:58,765
# There's a dream #
1589
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:02,640
- # In the future #
- # Ooh-ooh #
1590
01:13:02,675 --> 01:13:05,085
# There's a struggle #
1591
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:09,160
# That we have yet to win #
1592
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:14,940
# And there's pride in my heart #
1593
01:13:14,975 --> 01:13:19,120
# 'Cause I know where I'm goin' #
1594
01:13:19,155 --> 01:13:21,005
# Yes, I do #
1595
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:25,920
# And I know where I've been #
1596
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:26,965
# Yeah #
1597
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:30,820
# There's a road #
1598
01:13:30,855 --> 01:13:33,767
# We must travel #
1599
01:13:33,802 --> 01:13:36,680
# There's a promise #
1600
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:38,960
# There is a promise #
1601
01:13:38,995 --> 01:13:40,285
# We must make #
1602
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:42,440
# That we must make #
1603
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:44,320
# But the riches #
1604
01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:46,020
# Oh, but the riches #
1605
01:13:46,055 --> 01:13:47,565
# Will be plenty #
1606
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:50,480
# The riches will be plenty, yeah #
1607
01:13:50,515 --> 01:13:52,480
# Worth the risk #
1608
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,600
# And the chances that we take #
1609
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:58,440
# And the chances we take #
1610
01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:01,085
# There's a dream #
1611
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:06,800
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the future #
1612
01:14:06,835 --> 01:14:08,040
# There's a struggle #
1613
01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:09,000
# Struggle #
1614
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:11,680
# That we have yet to win #
1615
01:14:11,715 --> 01:14:14,280
# We have yet to win #
1616
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:16,080
# Use that pride #
1617
01:14:16,115 --> 01:14:17,005
# Pride #
1618
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:18,480
# In our hearts #
1619
01:14:18,515 --> 01:14:19,697
# To lift us up #
1620
01:14:19,732 --> 01:14:21,306
# Lift us up #
1621
01:14:21,341 --> 01:14:22,880
# Until tomorrow #
1622
01:14:22,915 --> 01:14:24,005
# Oooh #
1623
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:29,400
# 'Cause just to sit
still would be a sin #
1624
01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:33,040
# I know it, I know it,
I know where I'm goin' #
1625
01:14:33,075 --> 01:14:40,840
# Lord knows I know #
1626
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:43,940
# Where I've been #
1627
01:14:43,975 --> 01:14:46,925
# Oh, when we win #
1628
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:50,400
# Yeah, I'll give thanks to my God #
1629
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:55,120
# 'Cause I know where I've been #
1630
01:14:55,155 --> 01:15:00,000
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #
1631
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:01,700
Oh, yeah, amen!
1632
01:15:01,735 --> 01:15:03,067
Amen, amen!
1633
01:15:03,102 --> 01:15:04,400
That's right.
1634
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:07,280
Tracy, hon, you don't
know what you're doing.
1635
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:08,805
Yes, I do, Ma.
1636
01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:09,765
Hello, Miss Maybelle.
1637
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:10,760
Well, good evening, Miss Edna.
1638
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:11,800
Nice-a you to join us.
1639
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:13,005
She's got a lovely turnout.
1640
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:14,680
Now I really think they
don't need you anymore.
1641
01:15:14,715 --> 01:15:15,840
You come home with me.
1642
01:15:15,875 --> 01:15:18,320
Oh.
1643
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:20,485
No, we are not sending a camera crew.
1644
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,800
They're protesting
our own station, dimwit.
1645
01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:26,480
Why is Channel Five there?
1646
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:30,120
Well, of course they're all Negroes.
1647
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,560
And why would-?
1648
01:15:31,595 --> 01:15:34,605
Ahh! Ohh.
1649
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:35,925
I know who would.
1650
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:38,000
Oh, I know exactly who would.
1651
01:15:38,035 --> 01:15:39,885
2, 4, 6, 8!
1652
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:41,885
Tv's got to integrate!
1653
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:45,560
2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate!
1654
01:15:45,595 --> 01:15:46,737
2, 4, 6, 8!
1655
01:15:46,772 --> 01:15:47,880
Oh, my God, no!
1656
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:49,020
Tv's got to integrate!
1657
01:15:49,055 --> 01:15:50,080
- No!
- Ma, come on.
1658
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:51,260
The sound's not working.
1659
01:15:51,295 --> 01:15:52,360
You knew there'd be police.
1660
01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:54,925
- But I didn't know there'd be cameras.
- So?
1661
01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:57,360
Oh, I cannot be seen on television
at this present weight.
1662
01:15:57,395 --> 01:15:58,765
2, 4, 6, 8!
1663
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:00,600
Tv's got to integrate!
1664
01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:02,440
2, 4, 6, 8!
1665
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:04,440
Tv's got to integrate!
1666
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,245
2, 4, 6, 8!
1667
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:07,240
Tv's got to integrate!
1668
01:16:07,275 --> 01:16:08,400
Excuse me.
1669
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:10,480
Is there some reason
we can't pass by peacefully?
1670
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,800
I strongly suggest you
and your little friends...
1671
01:16:12,835 --> 01:16:14,677
head back to where you come from.
1672
01:16:14,712 --> 01:16:16,520
Hey, you don't have to be so rude.
1673
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:17,600
Tracy!
1674
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,600
It's all right, Tracy.
I can handle this.
1675
01:16:19,635 --> 01:16:21,520
'Scuse me. She was talking to you.
1676
01:16:21,555 --> 01:16:23,240
- Oh, Tracy!
- Oh!
1677
01:16:23,275 --> 01:16:24,960
Tracy, no.
1678
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:26,880
You just assaulted a police officer, miss.
1679
01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:28,920
- No!
- I what?!
1680
01:16:28,955 --> 01:16:30,657
Assaulted?!
1681
01:16:30,692 --> 01:16:32,360
Enough! Hey!
1682
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,520
All right, boys.
1683
01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:37,640
Let's take the whole lot in.
1684
01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:39,560
- No!
- Run, Tracy! Run!
1685
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:42,900
2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate!
1686
01:16:42,935 --> 01:16:46,047
2, 4, 6, 8!
Tv's got to integrate!
1687
01:16:46,082 --> 01:16:49,160
2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate!
1688
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:52,085
2, 4, 6, 8!
Tv's got to integrate!
1689
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,800
And our cameras also
caught Tracy Turnblad...
1690
01:16:54,835 --> 01:16:57,017
the teenage Tv personality
and rabble-rouser.
1691
01:16:57,052 --> 01:16:59,200
Miss Turnblad brutally
attacked a sergeant...
1692
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:00,760
with a blunt instrument
before fleeing the scene...
1693
01:17:00,795 --> 01:17:03,405
You see? You see?
1694
01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:05,405
If I let you leave the house...
1695
01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:07,840
right now you'd be in prison
fighting whores for cigarettes.
1696
01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:10,125
That Tracy Turnblad always
was a bad influence.
1697
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:13,400
Well, you are never, ever gonna see that
beehived harlot again.
1698
01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:15,320
OK, Mother. Excuse me.
1699
01:17:15,355 --> 01:17:16,365
Penny?
1700
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:18,085
Pray for her.
1701
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:20,600
She's gonna need it.
1702
01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:23,645
Tracy! Tracy!
1703
01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:26,440
She's not here, I told you.
1704
01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:28,045
Hon, she knows...
1705
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:29,440
if the cops are lookin' for her...
1706
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,720
this is the first place they'll come.
1707
01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:37,000
What this must-a put you through, Wilbur.
1708
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:38,440
I'm so sorry.
1709
01:17:38,475 --> 01:17:39,400
I'm not.
1710
01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:40,360
You're not?
1711
01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:41,320
I'm proud-a you.
1712
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:42,445
You are?
1713
01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:45,005
Baby, somebody had to do somethin'.
1714
01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:48,880
'Course, we may be eating beans
for the next 10 years.
1715
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:51,560
Bail for 20's kind of pricey.
1716
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:53,480
You bailed all those people out?
1717
01:17:53,515 --> 01:17:54,920
Ya upset with me?
1718
01:17:54,955 --> 01:17:56,045
I'm sorry.
1719
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:58,760
Hon, it just seemed like the right thing.
1720
01:17:58,795 --> 01:18:01,760
Oh, Wilbur, it was the right thing.
1721
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:06,560
Knights in armor
don't come any shinier than you.
1722
01:18:06,595 --> 01:18:08,440
But where's our little girl?
1723
01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:12,680
Are you OK, Trace?
1724
01:18:12,715 --> 01:18:14,200
Oh, you have no idea.
1725
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:16,320
Come on.
1726
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:17,325
Thank you so much.
1727
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,120
You're such a great friend.
1728
01:18:19,155 --> 01:18:20,840
Thanks.
1729
01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:23,240
Penny, the cops are looking for me
everywhere.
1730
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:25,520
You could go to jail for helping me.
1731
01:18:25,555 --> 01:18:27,720
Tracy, I'm already in jail. Come on.
1732
01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:31,245
Oh, no.
1733
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:32,720
- What?
- Your hair deflated.
1734
01:18:32,755 --> 01:18:33,925
Oh, let it.
1735
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:36,560
It was just a symbol
of my conformity to the man.
1736
01:18:36,595 --> 01:18:38,117
You are so tough.
1737
01:18:38,152 --> 01:18:39,605
So, what do ya think?
1738
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:41,080
Maybe you could live down here.
1739
01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:43,160
I don't even know why we
have this room down here...
1740
01:18:43,195 --> 01:18:44,720
but there's food, water...
1741
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:48,360
first aid kit, gas mask,
Russian-language books.
1742
01:18:48,395 --> 01:18:49,800
It's very well-insulated.
1743
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:51,460
It won't be where you're going.
1744
01:18:51,495 --> 01:18:53,005
The police are on their way.
1745
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:54,800
Mom, please don't send my best friend
to the big house.
1746
01:18:54,835 --> 01:18:56,040
Penny, hush.
1747
01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:57,960
You haven't heard the last
of me, Mrs. Pingleton.
1748
01:18:57,995 --> 01:18:59,045
Things need to change...
1749
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:01,000
and I won't stop tryin' to change them.
1750
01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:02,740
I don't care how long it takes.
1751
01:19:02,775 --> 01:19:04,360
Good, you'll be waiting 20 to life.
1752
01:19:04,395 --> 01:19:05,577
Get the jump rope, Penny.
1753
01:19:05,612 --> 01:19:06,725
Mom, not the jump rope!
1754
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:08,200
Don't you touch my canned tuna.
1755
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:11,760
You wait till your father
gets out of prison.
1756
01:19:11,795 --> 01:19:14,040
You'll see more than a jump rope, missy!
1757
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:17,285
A massive manhunt is
underway for Miss Turnblad...
1758
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:20,200
who bludgeoned sergeant and
decorated Korean war veteran...
1759
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:22,800
Mike Morris with a crowbar,
shattering his jaw...
1760
01:19:22,835 --> 01:19:24,365
That is a lie.
1761
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:27,000
They're talkin' about our baby, Wilbur.
1762
01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:28,205
They're tellin' lies.
1763
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:29,480
Sergeant Morris is in critical condition.
1764
01:19:29,515 --> 01:19:30,920
This is such a Midol moment.
1765
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,480
Wilbur, that-Oh! Maybe that's her.
Oh, that's her.
1766
01:19:34,515 --> 01:19:36,880
Is that you, Tracy?
1767
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,100
Oh, Link. I thought you'd be Tracy.
1768
01:19:40,135 --> 01:19:42,007
Uh, no. L-I was just at home, uh...
1769
01:19:42,042 --> 01:19:43,880
practicing my new twist on the twist...
1770
01:19:43,915 --> 01:19:45,800
and I overheard it on the news.
1771
01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:48,960
I can't believe Tracy savagely bludgeoned
an Eagle Scout.
1772
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:50,565
That's just not like her.
1773
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:51,760
Well, it's not true, I was there.
1774
01:19:51,795 --> 01:19:53,000
He didn't even bleed.
1775
01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:54,320
I shoulda been there...
1776
01:19:54,355 --> 01:19:56,045
beside her.
1777
01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:58,080
I can't sleep, I can't eat.
1778
01:19:58,160 --> 01:19:59,205
You can't eat?
1779
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:01,320
Well, come on in and worry with us.
1780
01:20:01,355 --> 01:20:02,880
I'll make you some pork.
1781
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:05,960
Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely...
1782
01:20:05,995 --> 01:20:08,240
positively, permanently punished.
1783
01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:11,600
You will live on a diet
of saltines and Tang...
1784
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:15,040
and you will never leave
this room again.
1785
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:20,040
Devil child! Devil child!
1786
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:29,920
Seaweed. Shh, don't let her hear you.
1787
01:20:29,955 --> 01:20:31,440
Penny, what happened to you?
1788
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:33,160
She's punishing me
for harboring a fugitive...
1789
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:34,520
without her permission.
1790
01:20:34,555 --> 01:20:35,725
What are you doing?
1791
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:38,440
I'm here to rescue the fair maiden, baby.
1792
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:45,640
Oh, Seaweed, you do care.
1793
01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:48,600
I was afraid the colors of
our skin would keep us apart.
1794
01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:50,920
No. These knots might.
1795
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,040
W- Was your mom in the navy?
1796
01:20:57,640 --> 01:21:02,240
# Once I was a selfish fool
who never understood #
1797
01:21:02,275 --> 01:21:04,325
# Never looked inside myself #
1798
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:07,085
# Though on the outside, I looked good #
1799
01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:11,720
# Then we met and you made me
the man I am today #
1800
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:15,960
# Tracy, I'm in love with you,
no matter what you weigh #
1801
01:21:15,995 --> 01:21:17,480
# 'Cause without love #
1802
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:20,760
# Life is like the seasons
with no summer #
1803
01:21:20,795 --> 01:21:22,445
# Without love #
1804
01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:25,440
# Life is rock 'n' roll without a drummer #
1805
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:27,760
# Tracy, I'll be yours forever #
1806
01:21:27,795 --> 01:21:30,040
# 'Cause I never wanna be #
1807
01:21:30,075 --> 01:21:33,765
# Without love #
1808
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:35,600
# Tracy, never set me free #
1809
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:38,680
# No, I ain't lyin' #
1810
01:21:38,715 --> 01:21:40,400
# Never set me free #
1811
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:43,280
# Tracy, no, no, no #
1812
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:49,120
# Livin' in the ghetto,
black is everywhere ya go #
1813
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:51,485
# Who'd've thought I'd love a girl #
1814
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:54,320
# Whose skin was white
as winter snow? #
1815
01:21:54,355 --> 01:21:55,925
# In my ivory tower #
1816
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:58,520
# Life was just a hostess snack #
1817
01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:00,560
# But now I've tasted chocolate #
1818
01:22:00,595 --> 01:22:02,760
# And I'm never going back #
1819
01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:04,525
# 'Cause without love #
1820
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:07,920
# Life is like a beat
that you can't follow #
1821
01:22:07,955 --> 01:22:09,525
# Without love #
1822
01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:12,200
# Life is Doris Day at the Apollo #
1823
01:22:12,235 --> 01:22:14,840
# Darling, I'll be yours forever #
1824
01:22:14,875 --> 01:22:17,120
# 'Cause I never wanna be #
1825
01:22:17,155 --> 01:22:20,365
# Without love #
1826
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:23,840
# So, darling, never set me free, no #
1827
01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:28,080
# I'm yours forever,
never set me free #
1828
01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:30,480
# No, no, no #
1829
01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:36,320
# If I'm left without my baby doll #
1830
01:22:36,355 --> 01:22:38,497
# I don't know what I'll do #
1831
01:22:38,532 --> 01:22:40,640
# Link, I've got to break out #
1832
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:43,685
# So that I can get my hands on you #
1833
01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:48,000
# Girl, if I can't touch you,
then I'm gonna lose control #
1834
01:22:48,035 --> 01:22:50,520
# Seaweed, you're
my black white knight #
1835
01:22:50,555 --> 01:22:52,440
# I've found my blue-eyed soul #
1836
01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:54,960
# Sweet freedom is our goal #
1837
01:22:54,995 --> 01:22:57,400
# Trace, I wanna kiss ya! #
1838
01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:59,520
# Let me out at the next toll! #
1839
01:22:59,555 --> 01:23:01,205
# Without love #
1840
01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:04,120
# Life is like a prom that won't invite us #
1841
01:23:04,155 --> 01:23:05,325
# Without love #
1842
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:09,040
# It's like getting my big break
and laryngitis #
1843
01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:10,445
# Without love #
1844
01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:13,640
# Life's a 45 when you can't buy it #
1845
01:23:13,675 --> 01:23:15,125
# Without love #
1846
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:17,900
# Life is like my mother on a diet #
1847
01:23:17,935 --> 01:23:20,427
# Like a week that's only Mondays #
1848
01:23:20,462 --> 01:23:22,951
# Only ice cream, never sundaes #
1849
01:23:22,986 --> 01:23:25,440
# Like a circle with no center #
1850
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:27,860
# Like a door marked "do not enter" #
1851
01:23:27,895 --> 01:23:30,200
# Darling, I'll be yours forever #
1852
01:23:30,235 --> 01:23:32,240
# 'Cause I never wanna be #
1853
01:23:32,275 --> 01:23:35,725
# Without love #
1854
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:37,400
# Yes, now you've captured me #
1855
01:23:37,435 --> 01:23:40,045
# Without love #
1856
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:42,320
# I surrender happily #
1857
01:23:42,355 --> 01:23:44,845
# Without love #
1858
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:47,280
# Oh, Seaweed, never set me free #
1859
01:23:47,315 --> 01:23:48,737
# No, no, no #
1860
01:23:48,772 --> 01:23:50,806
# I ain't lyin' #
1861
01:23:50,841 --> 01:23:52,840
# Never set me free #
1862
01:23:52,875 --> 01:23:54,645
# No, no, no #
1863
01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:56,320
# No, I don't wanna live without #
1864
01:23:56,355 --> 01:23:58,297
# Love, love, love #
1865
01:23:58,332 --> 01:24:00,205
# Pretty Penny little #
1866
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:03,320
# Darling, you had best believe me #
1867
01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:06,960
# Never leave me without love #
1868
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:08,880
Link.
1869
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:10,320
Your pork is ready.
1870
01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:11,280
Uh, Mama, I-
1871
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:12,600
You tryin' to hide her here?
1872
01:24:12,635 --> 01:24:14,520
Uh.
1873
01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:17,480
Why you ain't think-a that before?
1874
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:18,740
Everything she done for us.
1875
01:24:18,775 --> 01:24:19,880
Where your manners at, boy?
1876
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,040
Ow! Well, I don't know.
1877
01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:24,600
And what about this one?
1878
01:24:24,635 --> 01:24:26,520
Seaweed's got a girlfriend.
1879
01:24:26,555 --> 01:24:27,560
Inez, shut up.
1880
01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:29,000
- You.
- Oh.
1881
01:24:29,120 --> 01:24:31,285
So this is love.
1882
01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:33,085
Well, love is a gift.
1883
01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:34,840
Lotta people don't remember that.
1884
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:37,060
So you two better brace yourselves...
1885
01:24:37,095 --> 01:24:39,160
for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you...
1886
01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:41,200
from a never-ending parade of stupid.
1887
01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:42,800
So you met my mom?
1888
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:47,520
Hello?
1889
01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:49,040
- Mom?
- Tracy, are you OK?
1890
01:24:49,075 --> 01:24:50,317
- Yes, I'm safe.
- Oh, my God.
1891
01:24:50,352 --> 01:24:51,560
- Mom, listen.
- Where are you?
1892
01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:52,765
- I need your help.
- What?
1893
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:55,000
Tomorrow's the Miss
Teenage Hairspray pageant.
1894
01:24:55,035 --> 01:24:55,925
Tracy, you-
1895
01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:57,200
I need you to come down to the station.
1896
01:24:57,235 --> 01:24:58,125
Well-well, Tracy-
1897
01:24:58,160 --> 01:24:59,285
- Dress nice.
- What?
1898
01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:00,280
Penny will meet you out front.
1899
01:25:00,315 --> 01:25:01,677
Now let me talk to Dad.
1900
01:25:01,712 --> 01:25:03,196
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1901
01:25:03,231 --> 01:25:04,680
Turn your face this way.
1902
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:05,920
The other way. Go.
1903
01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:08,405
Everybody,
please take your seats.
1904
01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:11,680
The Miss Teenage Hairspray
pageant is about to begin.
1905
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:19,160
Oh, you've come on a very exciting day.
1906
01:25:19,195 --> 01:25:21,237
It's our first live show.
1907
01:25:21,272 --> 01:25:23,245
Oh! Bye Bye, Birdie.
1908
01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:25,445
Oh, my Amber is perfect for that.
1909
01:25:25,480 --> 01:25:27,880
She's the pretty little blonde. Ha ha!
1910
01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:34,880
And we're live in 5, 4, 3...
1911
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:41,040
And now, broadcast live
in front of a live studio audience...
1912
01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:43,240
for the first time from the certified...
1913
01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:45,360
up-to-code WYZT studio...
1914
01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:48,880
it's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray
spectacular.
1915
01:25:48,915 --> 01:25:50,685
- He's Corny.
- He's Corny.
1916
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:53,840
Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray.
1917
01:25:53,875 --> 01:25:56,960
# What gives a girl power and punch #
1918
01:25:56,995 --> 01:25:58,480
# Is it charm, is it poise #
1919
01:25:58,515 --> 01:26:00,320
# No, it's hairspray #
1920
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:03,560
# What gets a gal asked out to lunch #
1921
01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:06,880
# Is it brains, is it dough
No, it's hairspray #
1922
01:26:06,915 --> 01:26:10,080
# If you take a ride with
no can at your side... #
1923
01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:12,845
"and preserve our family
through our father. " Hmm.
1924
01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:15,640
"Let us make our father drink
wine, and let us lie with him. "
1925
01:26:15,675 --> 01:26:17,525
# You can take off in a rocket #
1926
01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:20,560
# And in outer space each
hair will be in place... #
1927
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:22,125
Link, the agents are here. Look.
1928
01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:24,280
# Why take a chance when
you get up and dance? #
1929
01:26:24,315 --> 01:26:25,920
# If you twist, I insist #
1930
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:28,800
# You use hairspray
and tell your mother... #
1931
01:26:28,835 --> 01:26:30,320
Maybe they'll sign us together.
1932
01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:32,340
# Her head she should smother #
1933
01:26:32,375 --> 01:26:34,240
# With Ultra Clutch faithfully #
1934
01:26:34,275 --> 01:26:35,365
Well?
1935
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:38,560
There's no sign of her.
We're on every door. She's not inside.
1936
01:26:38,595 --> 01:26:40,680
Doesn't mean she won't try.
1937
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,880
velma, I seriously doubt
this girl's gonna risk...
1938
01:26:42,915 --> 01:26:44,600
incarceration to win a pageant.
1939
01:26:44,635 --> 01:26:45,645
# That's me! #
1940
01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:47,780
I risked communicable diseases.
1941
01:26:47,815 --> 01:26:50,187
She'll certainly risk jail.
1942
01:26:50,222 --> 01:26:52,560
# Better than hairspray #
1943
01:26:52,595 --> 01:26:55,560
# That's me #
1944
01:26:55,640 --> 01:27:00,720
# Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh,
ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh #
1945
01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:03,965
# Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh #
1946
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:07,040
# What makes a man
reach out and touch? #
1947
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:08,800
# Ultra Clutch #
1948
01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:14,160
# So if you're a redhead,
a blonde, or brunette #
1949
01:27:14,195 --> 01:27:15,400
Whoo!
1950
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:19,040
# Just take my advice
and you might just get #
1951
01:27:19,075 --> 01:27:22,800
# The only thing better
than hairspray #
1952
01:27:22,835 --> 01:27:25,480
# That's me #
1953
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:26,440
Ah!
1954
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:27,525
# He's Corny Collins #
1955
01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:31,040
# The only thing better
than hairspray #
1956
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:32,840
- # Hairspray #
- Wow!
1957
01:27:32,875 --> 01:27:35,520
# That's me #
1958
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:40,520
Hey, baby, you look like
you could use a stiff one.
1959
01:27:42,440 --> 01:27:47,040
# Whoo-ooo #
1960
01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:49,360
And we are out.
1961
01:27:50,520 --> 01:27:52,040
Link, you sprayed it right in my face!
1962
01:27:52,120 --> 01:27:53,760
What'd I tell you about that?
1963
01:27:53,795 --> 01:27:55,257
Stop! You guys.
1964
01:27:55,292 --> 01:27:56,586
Uh, powder.
1965
01:27:56,621 --> 01:27:57,880
And we're back.
1966
01:27:57,915 --> 01:27:59,137
5, 4.
1967
01:27:59,172 --> 01:28:00,346
Here?
1968
01:28:00,381 --> 01:28:01,520
3.
1969
01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:05,560
And now for the talent
portion of our competition...
1970
01:28:05,595 --> 01:28:06,765
our Councilettes...
1971
01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:09,480
in their Miss Teenage Hairspray
official dance-off.
1972
01:28:09,515 --> 01:28:10,440
Uh!
1973
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:17,840
First off, we have the sunny
pride of Highlandtown, Darla.
1974
01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:24,560
Hello, Darla.
1975
01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:26,080
Miss Teenage Hairspray.
1976
01:28:26,160 --> 01:28:27,685
Your vote is for?
1977
01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:29,325
This little girl could power...
1978
01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:30,880
all of greater downtown Baltimore...
1979
01:28:30,915 --> 01:28:33,360
with her energy-Lou Ann.
1980
01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:38,720
Who are you voting for?
Lou Ann?
1981
01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:40,640
very good, thank you.
1982
01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:45,805
All right.
1983
01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:49,400
Ladies and gentlemen,
the almost too happy Tammy.
1984
01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:02,240
And thank you, Tammy.
1985
01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:10,600
Confirmed sighting.
1986
01:29:10,635 --> 01:29:11,485
What?
1987
01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:13,360
You three: Outside, now.
1988
01:29:13,395 --> 01:29:14,285
We can't go out th-
1989
01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:15,280
No, no. No buts. Out, out!
1990
01:29:15,315 --> 01:29:16,205
Out! Out, out, out, out!
1991
01:29:16,240 --> 01:29:17,760
Whatever you say, Mrs. von Tussle.
1992
01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:19,320
Whoo!
1993
01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:25,240
Aw, she's too cute, isn't she?
1994
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:26,680
Hold it right there, Tracy.
1995
01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:29,080
Looking for someone?
1996
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:31,280
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
1997
01:29:31,315 --> 01:29:32,897
- Ha.
- A what?
1998
01:29:32,932 --> 01:29:34,445
It was a diversion.
1999
01:29:34,480 --> 01:29:36,360
Oh, please, these people are
not capable of a diversion.
2000
01:29:36,395 --> 01:29:38,000
It's beyond their mental capacity.
2001
01:29:38,120 --> 01:29:39,160
I wouldn't be so sure, velma.
2002
01:29:39,195 --> 01:29:40,165
Oh, my God.
2003
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:41,740
What if she's already in the building?
2004
01:29:41,775 --> 01:29:43,247
What if she's been here for hours...
2005
01:29:43,282 --> 01:29:44,720
and you've locked yourselves out?
2006
01:29:44,755 --> 01:29:45,760
What?
2007
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,400
- Check the doors!
- Let's go!
2008
01:29:47,435 --> 01:29:49,005
It's locked!
2009
01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:50,165
They're all locked!
2010
01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:53,080
And now a fast girl
who loves to slow dance...
2011
01:29:53,160 --> 01:29:55,560
our own smooth-as-silk Shelley.
2012
01:29:56,920 --> 01:29:57,960
Ohh!
2013
01:29:58,040 --> 01:30:00,240
Keep goin'. Keep goin'. That's it.
2014
01:30:00,275 --> 01:30:01,365
Come on.
2015
01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:02,445
Put your backs into it, men.
2016
01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:03,720
Put your backs into it this time.
2017
01:30:05,360 --> 01:30:07,560
Come on, one more time.
One more time.
2018
01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:10,120
Come on, come on, come on.
2019
01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:18,960
Here's our little dynamic
duo from Conkling Street.
2020
01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:22,320
Double your fun
with Noreen and Doreen.
2021
01:30:22,355 --> 01:30:23,445
What is with you people?
2022
01:30:23,480 --> 01:30:25,200
I mean, how hard is it
to beat down a door?
2023
01:30:25,235 --> 01:30:27,400
That hairspray battering ram was heavy.
2024
01:30:27,435 --> 01:30:28,525
Heavy?
2025
01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:31,040
How could they be heavy, they're...
2026
01:30:31,075 --> 01:30:32,080
hollow.
2027
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,280
Move it.
2028
01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:36,720
Let's get 'em. Let's go.
2029
01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:56,405
And, of course...
2030
01:30:56,440 --> 01:30:58,840
our three-time
Miss Hairspray champion...
2031
01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:01,720
the ever-charming, Amber.
2032
01:31:03,280 --> 01:31:04,205
Oh, my God.
2033
01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:06,800
You carried her in!
2034
01:31:06,835 --> 01:31:08,080
Go!
2035
01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:18,005
Ow!
2036
01:31:18,040 --> 01:31:19,040
It's locked.
2037
01:31:19,075 --> 01:31:20,040
Open it!
2038
01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:23,180
Let's give
a final round of applause...
2039
01:31:23,215 --> 01:31:24,960
to our Miss Teenage
Hairspray contestants.
2040
01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:30,680
Hey.
2041
01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:39,520
All right, all right.
2042
01:31:41,640 --> 01:31:43,500
We are so close to announcing...
2043
01:31:43,535 --> 01:31:45,360
the new Miss Teenage Hairspray.
2044
01:31:45,395 --> 01:31:46,405
Look at that board.
2045
01:31:46,440 --> 01:31:49,320
What a nail-biter this one is turning into.
2046
01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:52,480
Ladies and gentlemen, the final tally.
2047
01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:03,400
It is my...
2048
01:32:03,480 --> 01:32:04,640
obligation...
2049
01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:07,720
to announce that Amber von Tussle...
2050
01:32:07,755 --> 01:32:09,640
Is about to get out-danced.
2051
01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:13,000
Tracy Turnblad!
2052
01:32:17,960 --> 01:32:19,120
What!?
2053
01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:22,900
# You can't stop an avalanche #
2054
01:32:22,935 --> 01:32:25,440
# As it races down the hill #
2055
01:32:25,560 --> 01:32:28,240
# You can try to stop the seasons, girl #
2056
01:32:28,275 --> 01:32:30,805
# But 'cha know you never will #
2057
01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:33,600
# And you can try
to stop my dancin' feet #
2058
01:32:33,635 --> 01:32:36,680
# But I just cannot stand still #
2059
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:39,260
# 'Cause the world keeps
spinnin' round and round #
2060
01:32:39,295 --> 01:32:41,760
# And my heart's keepin' time
to the speed of sound #
2061
01:32:41,795 --> 01:32:43,880
# I was lost till I heard the drums #
2062
01:32:43,915 --> 01:32:46,125
- # Then I found my way #
- No.
2063
01:32:46,160 --> 01:32:47,880
- # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
- Link!
2064
01:32:47,915 --> 01:32:49,677
# Ever since this old world began #
2065
01:32:49,712 --> 01:32:51,440
# A woman found out if she shook it #
2066
01:32:51,475 --> 01:32:52,645
# She could shake up a man #
2067
01:32:52,680 --> 01:32:53,640
# And so I'm gonna
shake and shimmy it #
2068
01:32:53,675 --> 01:32:54,880
This throne is mine!
2069
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:56,720
# The best that I can today #
2070
01:32:56,755 --> 01:32:58,440
# 'Cause you can't stop #
2071
01:32:58,475 --> 01:32:59,600
Aah! Let me down!
2072
01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:00,840
# The motion of the ocean
or the sun in the sky #
2073
01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:03,440
# You can wonder if you wanna
but I never ask why #
2074
01:33:03,475 --> 01:33:04,960
# And if you try to hold me down #
2075
01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:06,200
# I'm gonna spit in your eye #
2076
01:33:06,235 --> 01:33:07,760
# And say #
2077
01:33:07,840 --> 01:33:10,800
# That you can't stop the beat #
2078
01:33:14,280 --> 01:33:15,520
They love you, Link.
2079
01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:20,400
Yeah?
2080
01:33:20,520 --> 01:33:21,560
Not for long.
2081
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:24,920
Inez, come on!
2082
01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:27,680
Let's dance.
2083
01:33:31,920 --> 01:33:33,600
Little Miss Inez Stubbs!
2084
01:33:33,635 --> 01:33:35,077
Ladies and gentlemen.
2085
01:33:35,112 --> 01:33:36,520
Look at my baby go.
2086
01:33:44,480 --> 01:33:45,640
- Inez.
- Inez?
2087
01:33:51,480 --> 01:33:53,000
- Mm.
- Come on.
2088
01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:00,085
Oh! There you go!
2089
01:34:00,120 --> 01:34:01,500
Give her a hand, folks!
2090
01:34:01,535 --> 01:34:03,227
Little Miss Inez Stubbs!
2091
01:34:03,262 --> 01:34:04,920
Ladies and gentlemen.
2092
01:34:08,920 --> 01:34:14,320
# You can't stop a river
as it rushes to the sea #
2093
01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:17,080
# You can try to stop
the hands of time #
2094
01:34:17,115 --> 01:34:19,645
# But 'cha know it just can't be #
2095
01:34:19,680 --> 01:34:22,360
# And if they try to stop us, Seaweed #
2096
01:34:22,440 --> 01:34:25,125
# We'll call the N-double-A-C-P #
2097
01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:27,880
# 'Cause the world keeps
spinnin' round and round #
2098
01:34:27,915 --> 01:34:30,600
# And my heart's keepin' time
to the speed of sound #
2099
01:34:30,635 --> 01:34:32,720
# I was lost till I heard the drums #
2100
01:34:32,755 --> 01:34:35,005
# Then I found my way #
2101
01:34:35,040 --> 01:34:36,480
# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
2102
01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:38,680
# Ever since we first saw the light #
2103
01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:40,280
# A man and woman liked to shake it #
2104
01:34:40,315 --> 01:34:41,605
# On a Saturday night #
2105
01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:43,160
# And so I'm gonna
shake and shimmy it #
2106
01:34:43,280 --> 01:34:44,320
- # With all of my might #
- Mother!
2107
01:34:44,440 --> 01:34:45,925
# Today #
2108
01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:48,360
# 'Cause you can't stop
the motion of the ocean #
2109
01:34:48,395 --> 01:34:49,600
# Or the rain from above #
2110
01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:50,960
# They can try to stop the paradise #
2111
01:34:51,040 --> 01:34:52,165
Hello?! Hello?!
2112
01:34:52,200 --> 01:34:53,520
# We're dreamin' of
but you cannot stop #
2113
01:34:53,555 --> 01:34:54,880
# The rhythm of two hearts in love #
2114
01:34:54,915 --> 01:34:56,520
# To stay #
2115
01:34:56,600 --> 01:34:57,840
# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
2116
01:34:57,960 --> 01:34:59,760
Aah! Aah!
2117
01:34:59,795 --> 01:35:01,320
Ahh!
2118
01:35:01,400 --> 01:35:02,360
Amen.
2119
01:35:02,440 --> 01:35:04,960
I am now a checkerboard chick.
2120
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:07,200
Penny!
2121
01:35:07,235 --> 01:35:08,400
No!
2122
01:35:11,760 --> 01:35:12,800
Aah!
2123
01:35:13,760 --> 01:35:14,720
Mommy.
2124
01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:19,440
Ow.
2125
01:35:23,920 --> 01:35:26,520
Live television: There's nothin' like it.
2126
01:35:26,555 --> 01:35:28,040
Penny!
2127
01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:37,280
And now, it's the moment
you've all been craving for.
2128
01:35:37,315 --> 01:35:38,965
We have to wait till
they go to commercial.
2129
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:41,000
As you know, we've kept the lines open up
to the last minute.
2130
01:35:41,035 --> 01:35:43,200
And those lines have been
burnin' up our switchboard.
2131
01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:45,180
Never in the history of this pageant...
2132
01:35:45,215 --> 01:35:47,040
has there been such a surge of late voting.
2133
01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:50,040
Baltimore, you've picked a winner.
2134
01:35:51,160 --> 01:35:54,920
And the new Miss Hairspray is...
2135
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:56,525
- Inez Stubbs!
- What?!
2136
01:35:56,560 --> 01:35:59,240
Inez, you done it! You did it!
2137
01:35:59,275 --> 01:36:00,840
How about that?
2138
01:36:00,875 --> 01:36:02,120
Yes!
2139
01:36:02,200 --> 01:36:03,560
Come on over here, Little Inez.
2140
01:36:03,595 --> 01:36:05,057
Go, babe!
2141
01:36:05,092 --> 01:36:06,286
Oh! Inez!
2142
01:36:06,321 --> 01:36:07,480
Oh, my God!
2143
01:36:07,515 --> 01:36:09,760
Ohh!
2144
01:36:09,880 --> 01:36:11,085
That's my baby!
2145
01:36:11,120 --> 01:36:12,560
That's my baby girl!
2146
01:36:17,840 --> 01:36:19,760
But... She's...
2147
01:36:19,840 --> 01:36:21,200
she's not even a candidate.
2148
01:36:21,280 --> 01:36:23,480
She just got a tidal wave
of calls, velma.
2149
01:36:23,515 --> 01:36:25,477
But this is invalid.
This is impossible.
2150
01:36:25,512 --> 01:36:27,440
Well, anyone who dances
for it is eligible.
2151
01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:30,400
Rule 30, paragraph 5, asterisk,
down at the bottom. OK.
2152
01:36:30,480 --> 01:36:33,640
Well, this also makes you the lead dancer
on The Corny Collins Show.
2153
01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:37,200
Ladies and gentlemen,
The Corny Collins Show...
2154
01:36:37,235 --> 01:36:39,600
is now and forever officially integrated!
2155
01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:45,160
Oh, oh! Oh!
2156
01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:50,440
All right. Yeah.
2157
01:36:53,040 --> 01:36:58,200
Interracial dancing has broken out
at the WYZT stage.
2158
01:36:58,235 --> 01:37:00,720
Just look at the crowd's reaction.
2159
01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:02,405
Back to you, Steve.
2160
01:37:02,440 --> 01:37:03,680
# I was lost till I heard the drums #
2161
01:37:03,715 --> 01:37:05,845
# Then I found my way #
2162
01:37:05,880 --> 01:37:08,360
# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
2163
01:37:09,320 --> 01:37:11,360
Amber, stop it!
2164
01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:16,040
I lost, Mom.
Let's just deal with it.
2165
01:37:16,075 --> 01:37:17,597
No, you did not lose.
2166
01:37:17,632 --> 01:37:19,085
You cannot have lost...
2167
01:37:19,120 --> 01:37:21,240
because I switched the damn tallies.
2168
01:37:21,275 --> 01:37:22,560
Smile, Miss Crabmeat.
2169
01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:24,760
You're on Candid Camera.
2170
01:37:26,480 --> 01:37:28,400
That was a good shot, don't you think?
2171
01:37:28,435 --> 01:37:29,360
Not bad.
2172
01:37:31,120 --> 01:37:33,680
Ha ha ha! What are you doing?
2173
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:35,880
Get that away from me!
2174
01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:37,520
Go to commercial!
2175
01:37:37,555 --> 01:37:38,937
Go!
2176
01:37:38,972 --> 01:37:40,320
velma!
2177
01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:49,320
Pack your desk.
2178
01:37:49,440 --> 01:37:51,040
You've tainted the name of Ultra Clutch.
2179
01:37:51,160 --> 01:37:52,565
Ha ha ha ha ha!
2180
01:37:52,600 --> 01:37:55,560
How can you taint a cancerous
can-a chemicals?
2181
01:37:55,640 --> 01:37:56,965
You're fired!
2182
01:37:57,000 --> 01:37:59,120
I ca-I can't be fired.
2183
01:37:59,155 --> 01:38:00,240
Oh, yeah?
2184
01:38:02,840 --> 01:38:04,880
Last chance
to join the dance, folks.
2185
01:38:04,915 --> 01:38:06,280
Everyone is welcome!
2186
01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:08,085
Wilbur.
2187
01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:11,480
Do it now, or forever wish you had.
2188
01:38:11,515 --> 01:38:12,520
Really?
2189
01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:14,080
Show 'em, baby.
2190
01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:19,160
Nobody can dance like you.
2191
01:38:26,640 --> 01:38:29,040
# You can't stop my happiness #
2192
01:38:29,075 --> 01:38:31,405
# 'Cause I like the way I am #
2193
01:38:31,440 --> 01:38:34,200
# And ya just can't stop
my knife and fork #
2194
01:38:34,235 --> 01:38:37,045
# When I see a Christmas ham #
2195
01:38:37,080 --> 01:38:39,760
# So if you don't like the way I look #
2196
01:38:39,795 --> 01:38:42,560
# Well, I just don't give a damn #
2197
01:38:42,640 --> 01:38:45,040
# 'Cause the world keeps spinnin'
round and round #
2198
01:38:45,160 --> 01:38:47,920
# And my heart's keepin' time
to the speed of sound #
2199
01:38:47,955 --> 01:38:49,760
# I was lost till I heard the drums #
2200
01:38:49,840 --> 01:38:52,320
# Then I found my way #
2201
01:38:52,440 --> 01:38:53,760
# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
2202
01:38:53,880 --> 01:38:55,600
# Ever since this old world began #
2203
01:38:55,635 --> 01:38:57,320
# A woman found out if she shook it #
2204
01:38:57,400 --> 01:38:58,480
# She could shake up a man #
2205
01:38:58,560 --> 01:39:00,280
# And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it #
2206
01:39:00,315 --> 01:39:02,960
# The best that I can today #
2207
01:39:03,080 --> 01:39:04,320
# 'Cause you can't stop #
2208
01:39:04,400 --> 01:39:06,720
# The motion of the ocean
or the sun in the sky #
2209
01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:09,520
# You can wonder if you wanna
but I'll never ask why #
2210
01:39:09,555 --> 01:39:10,877
# And if you try to hold me down #
2211
01:39:10,912 --> 01:39:12,200
# I'm gonna spit in your eye #
2212
01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:13,920
# And say #
2213
01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:16,040
# That you can't stop the beat #
2214
01:39:24,760 --> 01:39:26,000
Whoa!
2215
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:45,840
Oh! I love you!
2216
01:39:48,840 --> 01:39:49,600
You did great!
2217
01:39:51,520 --> 01:39:53,320
Corny, do something.
2218
01:39:53,440 --> 01:39:55,440
The show is turning to gumbo.
2219
01:39:55,475 --> 01:39:57,080
Not a chance, velma.
2220
01:39:58,200 --> 01:39:59,640
This is the future.
2221
01:40:01,480 --> 01:40:03,600
Maybelle, let's go.
2222
01:40:03,680 --> 01:40:05,320
This is your time.
2223
01:40:10,480 --> 01:40:11,805
Yeah.
2224
01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:13,045
All right, Miss buttercup.
2225
01:40:13,080 --> 01:40:15,080
It's time to wrap this mutha up.
2226
01:40:15,115 --> 01:40:16,325
# Oh, oh, oh #
2227
01:40:16,360 --> 01:40:17,845
- # You can't stop today #
- No!
2228
01:40:17,880 --> 01:40:20,960
# As it comes speedin' down the tracks #
2229
01:40:21,040 --> 01:40:21,965
# Ooh, child, yes #
2230
01:40:22,000 --> 01:40:23,520
# Child, yesterday is history #
2231
01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:24,565
Be gone!
2232
01:40:24,600 --> 01:40:26,240
# And it's never comin' back #
2233
01:40:26,275 --> 01:40:27,245
# Look ahead! #
2234
01:40:27,280 --> 01:40:29,400
# 'Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day #
2235
01:40:29,480 --> 01:40:31,600
# And it don't know white from black #
2236
01:40:31,635 --> 01:40:33,040
Yeah!
2237
01:40:33,120 --> 01:40:34,960
# 'Cause the world keeps
spinnin' round and round #
2238
01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:37,640
# And my heart's keepin'
time to the speed of sound #
2239
01:40:37,720 --> 01:40:39,760
# I was lost till I heard the drums #
2240
01:40:39,795 --> 01:40:41,925
# Then I found my way #
2241
01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:43,780
# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
2242
01:40:43,815 --> 01:40:45,527
# Ever since we first saw the light #
2243
01:40:45,562 --> 01:40:47,240
# A man and woman
liked to shake it #
2244
01:40:47,275 --> 01:40:48,525
# On a Saturday night #
2245
01:40:48,560 --> 01:40:50,120
# And so I'm gonna
shake and shimmy it #
2246
01:40:50,200 --> 01:40:51,160
# With all of my might #
2247
01:40:51,240 --> 01:40:53,000
# Today #
2248
01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:55,360
# 'Cause you can't stop
the motion of the ocean #
2249
01:40:55,395 --> 01:40:56,685
# Or the rain from above #
2250
01:40:56,720 --> 01:40:58,360
# They can try to stop the paradise #
2251
01:40:58,440 --> 01:40:59,460
# We're dreamin' of #
2252
01:40:59,495 --> 01:41:00,445
# But you cannot stop #
2253
01:41:00,480 --> 01:41:02,200
# The rhythm of two hearts in love #
2254
01:41:02,235 --> 01:41:03,605
# To stay #
2255
01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:06,040
# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
2256
01:41:06,075 --> 01:41:13,120
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
2257
01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:15,765
# Ever since we first saw the sun #
2258
01:41:15,800 --> 01:41:18,480
# A man and woman liked to shake it
when the day is done #
2259
01:41:18,515 --> 01:41:20,040
# And so we're gonna shake
and shimmy it #
2260
01:41:20,075 --> 01:41:22,117
# And have some fun today #
2261
01:41:22,152 --> 01:41:24,125
# 'Cause you can't stop #
2262
01:41:24,160 --> 01:41:26,440
# The motion of the ocean
or the rain from above #
2263
01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:29,040
# They can try to stop the
paradise we're dreamin' of #
2264
01:41:29,075 --> 01:41:30,480
# But you'll never stop the rhythm #
2265
01:41:30,560 --> 01:41:33,160
# Of two hearts in love to stay #
2266
01:41:33,280 --> 01:41:35,080
# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
2267
01:41:35,115 --> 01:41:45,920
# You can't stop the beat #
2268
01:42:03,480 --> 01:42:05,880
# Ooh, ooh #
2269
01:42:09,240 --> 01:42:11,320
# Hey, old friend, let's look back #
2270
01:42:11,440 --> 01:42:14,320
# On the crazy clothes we wore #
2271
01:42:14,355 --> 01:42:17,200
# Ain't it fun to look back #
2272
01:42:17,280 --> 01:42:20,560
# To see it's all been done before #
2273
01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:22,920
# All those nights together #
2274
01:42:23,040 --> 01:42:25,485
# Are a special memory #
2275
01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:28,285
# And I can't wait for tomorrow #
2276
01:42:28,320 --> 01:42:31,280
# Just as long as you're
dancin' next to me #
2277
01:42:31,315 --> 01:42:33,960
# 'Cause it's so clear, every year #
2278
01:42:34,080 --> 01:42:35,520
# We get stronger #
2279
01:42:35,600 --> 01:42:36,925
# Stronger #
2280
01:42:36,960 --> 01:42:39,720
# 'Cause what's gone is gone,
the past is the past #
2281
01:42:39,800 --> 01:42:41,060
# Turn the radio up #
2282
01:42:41,095 --> 01:42:42,320
# And then hit the gas #
2283
01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:45,200
# 'Cause I know we've come so far #
2284
01:42:45,235 --> 01:42:48,037
# But we've got so far to go #
2285
01:42:48,072 --> 01:42:50,805
# I know the road seems long #
2286
01:42:50,840 --> 01:42:53,440
# But it won't be long
till it's time to go #
2287
01:42:53,475 --> 01:42:56,617
# So, most days, we'll take it fast #
2288
01:42:56,652 --> 01:42:59,760
# And some nights, we'll take it slow #
2289
01:42:59,795 --> 01:43:01,845
# I know we've come so far #
2290
01:43:01,880 --> 01:43:07,240
# But, baby, baby,
we've got so far to go #
2291
01:43:07,360 --> 01:43:09,020
# Oh, yeah #
2292
01:43:09,055 --> 01:43:10,645
# Baby #
2293
01:43:10,680 --> 01:43:12,520
# Hey, old friend, together #
2294
01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:16,080
# Side by side and year by year #
2295
01:43:16,160 --> 01:43:18,480
# The road was filled
with twists and turns #
2296
01:43:18,560 --> 01:43:21,520
# Oh, but that's the road
that got us here #
2297
01:43:21,555 --> 01:43:24,517
# Let's move past the bad times #
2298
01:43:24,552 --> 01:43:27,176
# But before those memories fade #
2299
01:43:27,211 --> 01:43:29,765
# Let's forgive but not forget #
2300
01:43:29,800 --> 01:43:32,560
# And learn from all
the mistakes we made #
2301
01:43:32,595 --> 01:43:35,160
# 'Cause it's so clear, every year #
2302
01:43:35,195 --> 01:43:36,960
# We get stronger #
2303
01:43:36,995 --> 01:43:38,120
# Stronger #
2304
01:43:38,240 --> 01:43:40,820
# So don't give up and don't say when #
2305
01:43:40,855 --> 01:43:43,400
# And just get back
on the road again #
2306
01:43:43,435 --> 01:43:46,200
# 'Cause I know we've come so far #
2307
01:43:46,280 --> 01:43:49,840
# But we've got so far to go #
2308
01:43:49,920 --> 01:43:51,805
# I know the road seems long #
2309
01:43:51,840 --> 01:43:54,520
# But it won't be long
till it's time to go #
2310
01:43:54,640 --> 01:43:57,520
# So, most days, we'll take it fast #
2311
01:43:57,600 --> 01:44:00,960
# And some nights, we'll take it slow #
2312
01:44:01,040 --> 01:44:02,925
# I know we've come so far #
2313
01:44:02,960 --> 01:44:07,960
# But, baby, baby,
we've got so far to go #
2314
01:44:08,040 --> 01:44:09,000
# Oh, yeah #
2315
01:44:09,120 --> 01:44:10,325
# Baby #
2316
01:44:10,360 --> 01:44:11,765
# Uh, uh, uh, uh #
2317
01:44:11,800 --> 01:44:14,360
# Hey, old friend, come
along for the ride #
2318
01:44:14,480 --> 01:44:16,960
# There's plenty of room so jump inside #
2319
01:44:17,080 --> 01:44:19,760
# The highway's bumpy
every now and then #
2320
01:44:19,840 --> 01:44:22,640
# But it's so much better
than where I've been #
2321
01:44:22,720 --> 01:44:25,485
# Just keep moving at your own speed #
2322
01:44:25,520 --> 01:44:27,920
# Your heart is all the compass
you'll ever need #
2323
01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:30,960
# Let's keep cruisin' the road we're on #
2324
01:44:31,080 --> 01:44:33,280
# 'Cause the rearview mirror
only shows what's #
2325
01:44:33,315 --> 01:44:35,560
# Gone, gone, gone #
2326
01:44:35,680 --> 01:44:38,360
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #
2327
01:44:38,395 --> 01:44:41,040
# Got so far to go #
2328
01:44:41,120 --> 01:44:42,080
# Ohh #
# Yeah #
2329
01:44:42,200 --> 01:44:45,160
# Ohh #
2330
01:44:45,280 --> 01:44:47,760
# 'Cause it's so clear, every year #
2331
01:44:47,840 --> 01:44:49,400
# We get stronger #
2332
01:44:49,435 --> 01:44:50,640
# Stronger #
2333
01:44:50,720 --> 01:44:52,360
# So shine that light #
2334
01:44:52,440 --> 01:44:53,645
# Take my hand #
2335
01:44:53,680 --> 01:44:56,000
# And let's dance
into the promised land #
2336
01:44:56,035 --> 01:44:58,800
# 'Cause I know we've come so far #
2337
01:44:58,835 --> 01:45:02,240
# But we've got so far to go #
2338
01:45:02,320 --> 01:45:04,205
# I know the road seems long #
2339
01:45:04,240 --> 01:45:07,040
# But it won't be long
till it's time to go #
2340
01:45:07,075 --> 01:45:09,800
# So, most days, we'll take it fast #
2341
01:45:09,920 --> 01:45:13,360
# But some nights, we'll take it slow #
2342
01:45:13,440 --> 01:45:15,445
# I know we've come so far #
2343
01:45:15,480 --> 01:45:20,360
# But, baby, baby,
we've got so far to go #
2344
01:45:20,395 --> 01:45:22,280
# Oh, oh, oh, oh #
2345
01:45:22,360 --> 01:45:23,920
# Yeah, yeah #
2346
01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:25,720
# Welcome to the sixties #
2347
01:45:25,755 --> 01:45:26,645
Stop!
2348
01:45:26,680 --> 01:45:30,040
# Stop telling me what to do #
2349
01:45:30,075 --> 01:45:31,245
Don't!
2350
01:45:31,280 --> 01:45:34,440
# Don't treat me like a child of two #
2351
01:45:34,475 --> 01:45:35,600
No!
2352
01:45:35,720 --> 01:45:39,160
# I know that you want what's best #
2353
01:45:39,195 --> 01:45:40,085
Please!
2354
01:45:40,120 --> 01:45:43,860
# But, Mother, please #
2355
01:45:43,895 --> 01:45:47,565
# Give it a rest! #
2356
01:45:47,600 --> 01:45:57,000
# Stop! Don't! No! Please! #
2357
01:45:57,080 --> 01:46:00,205
# Mama, I'm a big girl now #
2358
01:46:00,240 --> 01:46:03,485
# Once upon a time
when I was just a kid #
2359
01:46:03,520 --> 01:46:06,740
# You never let me do
just what the older kids did #
2360
01:46:06,775 --> 01:46:09,960
# But lose that laundry list
of what you won't allow #
2361
01:46:09,995 --> 01:46:13,365
# 'Cause, Mama,
I'm a big girl now #
2362
01:46:13,400 --> 01:46:16,620
# Once upon a time
I played with childhood toys #
2363
01:46:16,655 --> 01:46:19,867
# But now I'd rather play around
with older boys #
2364
01:46:19,902 --> 01:46:23,080
# So, if I get a hickey,
please don't have a cow #
2365
01:46:23,115 --> 01:46:25,080
# 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
2366
01:46:26,360 --> 01:46:29,560
# Ma, I gotta tell you
that without a doubt #
2367
01:46:29,595 --> 01:46:32,725
# I get my best dancing lessons
from you #
2368
01:46:32,760 --> 01:46:36,260
# You're the one who taught me
how to twist and shout #
2369
01:46:36,295 --> 01:46:39,760
# Because you shout non-stop
and you're so twisted, too! #
2370
01:46:39,795 --> 01:46:41,400
# Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh #
2371
01:46:41,480 --> 01:46:44,165
# Once I used to fidget
'cause I just sat home #
2372
01:46:44,200 --> 01:46:47,520
# But now I'm just like Gidget
and I gotta get to Rome! #
2373
01:46:47,555 --> 01:46:48,680
# So say, arrivederci! #
2374
01:46:48,800 --> 01:46:49,640
# Toodle-loo! #
2375
01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:51,045
# And ciao! #
2376
01:46:51,080 --> 01:46:54,400
# 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
2377
01:46:54,435 --> 01:46:57,720
# Ohh, stop! Don't! No! Please! #
2378
01:46:57,800 --> 01:47:01,880
# Stop! Don't! No! Please! #
2379
01:47:01,915 --> 01:47:04,697
# Mama, I'm a big girl now #
2380
01:47:04,732 --> 01:47:07,445
# Hey, Mama, say, Mama #
2381
01:47:07,480 --> 01:47:10,325
# Once upon a time
I was a shy young thing #
2382
01:47:10,360 --> 01:47:13,640
# Could barely walk and talk
so much as dance and sing #
2383
01:47:13,675 --> 01:47:16,880
# But let me hit that stage,
I wanna take my bow #
2384
01:47:16,915 --> 01:47:19,080
# 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
2385
01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:20,520
# Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh #
2386
01:47:20,640 --> 01:47:23,660
# Once upon a time
I used to dress up Ken #
2387
01:47:23,695 --> 01:47:26,867
# But now that I'm a woman,
I like bigger men #
2388
01:47:26,902 --> 01:47:30,040
# And I don't need a Barbie doll
to show me how #
2389
01:47:30,075 --> 01:47:32,120
# 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
2390
01:47:32,240 --> 01:47:33,645
# Ooh, ooh, ah #
2391
01:47:33,680 --> 01:47:36,360
# Ma, you always taught me
what was right from wrong #
2392
01:47:36,395 --> 01:47:39,920
# And now I just wanna give it a try #
2393
01:47:40,000 --> 01:47:43,400
# Mama, I've been in the nest
for far too long #
2394
01:47:43,435 --> 01:47:46,800
# So please give a push
and, Mama, watch me fly #
2395
01:47:46,835 --> 01:47:49,120
# Watch me fly #
2396
01:47:49,155 --> 01:47:50,160
Show off.
2397
01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:53,205
# Someday I will meet
a man you won't condemn #
2398
01:47:53,240 --> 01:47:56,200
# And we will have some kids
and you can torture them #
2399
01:47:56,235 --> 01:47:59,280
# But let me be a star
before I take that vow #
2400
01:47:59,360 --> 01:48:01,480
# 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
2401
01:48:01,515 --> 01:48:02,885
# Whoa-oh-oh #
2402
01:48:02,920 --> 01:48:04,460
# Mama, I'm a big girl now #
2403
01:48:04,495 --> 01:48:06,000
# Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! #
2404
01:48:06,080 --> 01:48:09,240
# Mama, I'm a big girl #
2405
01:48:09,360 --> 01:48:11,440
Ooh, such a big, big girl!
2406
01:48:11,560 --> 01:48:14,720
# I'm a big girl now #
2407
01:48:14,800 --> 01:48:21,685
# Whoa-oh-oh, whoaaaa! #
2408
01:48:21,720 --> 01:48:24,600
# Please, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
2409
01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:29,845
# They came from way
far out in outer space #
2410
01:48:29,880 --> 01:48:33,320
# She's hard to miss
and so they landed on her face #
2411
01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:35,320
# She's got cooties! #
2412
01:48:35,440 --> 01:48:36,760
# They've found a place to nest #
2413
01:48:36,880 --> 01:48:37,840
# She's got cooties #
2414
01:48:37,920 --> 01:48:38,925
# Cooties #
2415
01:48:38,960 --> 01:48:40,520
# If I were her, I'd be depressed #
2416
01:48:40,600 --> 01:48:42,520
# Long tailed, sharp nailed #
2417
01:48:42,555 --> 01:48:44,440
# Fuzzy legs, laying eggs #
2418
01:48:44,475 --> 01:48:47,880
# Oh, no, ew! #
2419
01:48:48,000 --> 01:48:51,360
# In science class she's like
a walking show-and-tell #
2420
01:48:51,440 --> 01:48:54,320
# Her pet skunk ran away
'cause it couldn't take the smell #
2421
01:48:54,355 --> 01:48:55,725
# She's got cooties #
2422
01:48:55,760 --> 01:48:57,760
# Nobody wants to sit by her #
2423
01:48:57,880 --> 01:49:01,720
# No, don't need a coat
'cause she's got fur! #
2424
01:49:01,755 --> 01:49:03,737
# Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot #
2425
01:49:03,772 --> 01:49:05,720
# Glad I got my cootie shot! #
2426
01:49:07,000 --> 01:49:09,000
# Come on, boys,
let's stamp 'em out! #
2427
01:49:09,080 --> 01:49:10,920
# Uh-uh-uh-uh,
uh-uh-uh-uh #
2428
01:49:10,955 --> 01:49:12,440
# Cootie, cootie #
2429
01:49:12,560 --> 01:49:14,140
# Come on, boys #
2430
01:49:14,175 --> 01:49:15,685
# Cootie, cootie #
2431
01:49:15,720 --> 01:49:18,120
# Uh-uh-uh-uh,
uh-uh-uh-uh #
2432
01:49:18,155 --> 01:49:19,577
# Cootie, cootie #
2433
01:49:19,612 --> 01:49:21,000
# Come on, boys #
2434
01:49:21,080 --> 01:49:23,000
# Whoa, no, no, no #
2435
01:49:23,080 --> 01:49:24,205
# She's got cooties #
2436
01:49:24,240 --> 01:49:25,960
# She's just as friendly as can be #
2437
01:49:26,080 --> 01:49:27,285
# She's got cooties #
2438
01:49:27,320 --> 01:49:29,520
# She shows them cootie hospitality #
2439
01:49:29,555 --> 01:49:30,680
# She's got cooties #
2440
01:49:30,760 --> 01:49:33,080
# She's like a living Twilight Zone #
2441
01:49:33,160 --> 01:49:34,285
# She's got cooties #
2442
01:49:34,320 --> 01:49:36,440
# Can you get Rod Serling on the phone? #
2443
01:49:36,475 --> 01:49:38,417
# Black, white, red, green #
2444
01:49:38,452 --> 01:49:40,360
# Every color in between #
2445
01:49:40,440 --> 01:49:42,180
# Dresses like a circus clown #
2446
01:49:42,215 --> 01:49:43,920
# Somebody oughta hose her down #
2447
01:49:44,000 --> 01:49:45,640
# Grew up in a cootie zoo #
2448
01:49:45,720 --> 01:49:49,560
# I bet her two-ton
Mama's got 'em, too! #
2449
01:49:49,595 --> 01:49:51,157
# She-she-she's coming! #
2450
01:49:51,192 --> 01:49:52,685
# She's got cooties #
2451
01:49:52,720 --> 01:49:54,640
# Somebody oughta hose her down #
2452
01:49:54,675 --> 01:49:55,880
# She's got cooties #
2453
01:49:56,000 --> 01:49:57,800
# Oh, yeah #
2454
01:49:57,920 --> 01:49:59,240
# She's got cooties #
2455
01:49:59,360 --> 01:50:01,640
# Somebody oughta hose her down #
2456
01:50:01,760 --> 01:50:03,080
# She's got cooties #
2457
01:50:03,200 --> 01:50:04,685
# Yeah, yeah #
2458
01:50:04,720 --> 01:50:05,845
# She's got cooties #
2459
01:50:05,880 --> 01:50:08,080
# She's just as friendly as can be #
2460
01:50:08,115 --> 01:50:09,205
# She's got cooties #
2461
01:50:09,240 --> 01:50:11,640
# She shows them cootie hospitality #
2462
01:50:11,720 --> 01:50:13,160
# She's got cooties #
2463
01:50:13,240 --> 01:50:15,280
# This girly surely catch your eye #
2464
01:50:15,315 --> 01:50:16,365
# She's got cooties #
2465
01:50:16,400 --> 01:50:18,800
# She surely likes to
let her freak flag fly #
2466
01:50:20,640 --> 01:50:21,960
# Come on, boys #
2467
01:50:22,080 --> 01:50:23,120
# Let's jam #
2468
01:50:23,240 --> 01:50:24,360
# Let's hear it for Mama #
2469
01:50:24,480 --> 01:50:26,300
# Come on, boys, let's jam #
2470
01:50:26,335 --> 01:50:28,327
# Let's hear it for Mama #
2471
01:50:28,362 --> 01:50:30,061
# Come on, boys, let's jam #
2472
01:50:30,096 --> 01:50:31,928
# Let's hear it for Mama #
2473
01:50:31,963 --> 01:50:33,441
# Come on, boys, let's jam #
2474
01:50:33,476 --> 01:50:34,978
# Let's hear it for Mama #
2475
01:50:35,013 --> 01:50:36,480
# Black, white, red, green #
2476
01:50:36,560 --> 01:50:38,325
# Every color in between #
2477
01:50:38,360 --> 01:50:40,000
# Dresses like a circus clown #
2478
01:50:40,120 --> 01:50:41,840
# Somebody oughta hose her down #
2479
01:50:41,920 --> 01:50:43,525
# Grew up in a cootie zoo #
2480
01:50:43,560 --> 01:50:46,440
# I bet her two-ton Mama's got 'em, too! #