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[ Birds Chirping ]
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[ Barking ]
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[ Children Chattering ]
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[ Woman, indistinct]
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[ Laughing I
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Wait. Wait. Let me just-
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Let's get Daddy! Everybody get Daddy!
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Let's get your Daddy!
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[ Laughing I
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[ indistinct 1
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[ indistinct 1
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it's not me. it's the camera.
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- It's not working.
- If the camera doesn't work well...
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then I'm gonna take it home with me.
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-[ Man] Oh, look at you.
- [Woman ] Oh, my God. Ohh!
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[Woman Laughs]
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Oh, my God. I can watch them all day long.
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Hi, Papa.
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What are you thinking?
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That I'm happy-
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[ Man On Radio ]
Michael, you're on the air.
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- [Michael] Yeah, my kid goes to school in Staten Island-
- [ Horns Honking ]
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They got these new hockey masks
and they shatter on impact.
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[ Continues, indistinct]
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You want to sue somebody.
You sue that Knucklehead.
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[ Michael, indistinct ]
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[ Man] Michael, Michael, Michael.
They're flushing your tax dollars down the crapper.
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- What's the matter with you?
- They shouldn't be making things like that.
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! took the kid to the doctor
and the doctor told me-
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♪ .P[ Rap Music On Stereo ]
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[ Henry Narrating ]
As Henry Altmann waited in traffic...
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on the way to his doctor's appointment...
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he mentally added sub woofers
in small cars to things he hated.
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N' [ Continues ]
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On his shortlist was also
dog crap, car alarms...
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indecipherable parking signs,
double baby strollers...
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ass-crack fashion, men's cologne...
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bubble gum, bicycles, hamsters...
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garbage trucks, neighbors,
metal hangers, TV remotes...
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greeting cards, flip-flops,
fliers for cheap haircuts, fat people...
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pigeons, The Weather Channel,
smell of urine, new mothers...
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credit card offers,
blocked phone numbers...
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big umbrellas, F train, J.F.K., B.Q.E...
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A. T.M. service fees,
99 Cent Stores, radio personalities...
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networking, Starbucks, the Knicks...
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the Knicks, the Knicks...
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and God.
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[Tires Squealing I
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What the hell?
I ask you, what the hell?
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That was a red light you ran!
Can't you tell red from green?
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You took the test, right,
when you got your driver's license?
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Remember that? Multiple choice,
number two pencil, dirty walls?
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And what does red mean?
Does it mean “go”?
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Does it mean slam into my car,
is that what it means?
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- [ Stutters ] It-It was yellow.
- Oh, yellow!
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Oh, yellow like your cab
or yellow like a daffodil?
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Like a pretty little daffodil?
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Does daffodil mean step on the gas
and hit my car in your country?
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Is that it? Is daffodil your excuse
to fuck up my life?
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Destroy my tranquility?
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No, I am gonna get your license revoked...
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and have you sent back
to wherever the fuck you're from!
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- Racist!
- Racist?
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How can I be a racist?
I don't know what race you are.
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- Uzbek.
- Uzbek? You're right.
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I hate Uzbek’s.
I hate them all. But particularly you!
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You dead.
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What? What did you say?
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[ Speaking Native Language]
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- You too, mother-
- [ Horn Honking]
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[ Sharon Narrating]
As Sharon Gill stared at the woman and her pet-
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[ Purring ]
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She was consumed with grief
over her own cat, Harold.
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Three days ago,
Harold had jumped out the window.
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[ Meowing I
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afterward, she learned that
this was not uncommon with cats.
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The fact that Harold landed on his feet
10 floors below was of little consolation.
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' I Thud]
" Oh!
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[ Hissing ]
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[ Sharon Narrating]
Sharon understood that Harold was a trigger.
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That she was emotionally exhausted.
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[ Chattering ]
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Ohh.
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[ Sharon Narrating ]
Still, caring more for a dead cat than her sick patients...
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was clearly a case
of clinical depersonalization.
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Open.
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Wider.
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Wider.
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Wider.
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Excuse me.
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[ Sharon Narrating]
No one had ever mentioned this reality...
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when she was a bright, shiny medical student.
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[ Nurse]
Uh, Doctor?
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When she believed she was going
to save the world one patient at a time.
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Doctor.
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No one told her
that care does not equal need.
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Care being finite, need being endless.
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Doctor! Move, man. Move.
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What care equals...
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is 15 minutes per patient.
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- Doctor, Mrs. Fine is in 4.
- Who?
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Mrs. Fine! She's one of
Dr. Fielding's patients...
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who you're covering, remember?
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And we got Wong in 3
and Peterson in 9.
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Okay, all right.
Listen, I just need a minute.
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- But she's been in there over an hour!
- Uh-huh.
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[ Sharon Narrating]
Sharon wondered, not for the first time...
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if poor, dear Harold
hadn't made the right choice.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Coughing 1
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[ Snores ]
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[ Pounding ]
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[ Beeps I
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[ Line Ringing]
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Yeah, it's me.
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- Aaron there?
- [ Mouthing Words]
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Haven't seen him.
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Did he leave me a message?
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Nope.
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Just tell him I'll be a little late
for the meeting.
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Mr. Altmann.
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I don't know when!
When I get there!
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The doctor will be in to see you
as soon as she can.
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He. Dr. Fielding is a he.
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Yeah, well, Dr. Fielding has been
called away, unfortunately.
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So Dr. Gill will be covering
his patients today.
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- When?
- As soon as she can. She's very busy.
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Now, please, put that gown on!
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I don't need a gown!
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I'm just meeting him- Her.
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[ Clock Ticking ]
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Oh.
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[ Clock Ticking Continues]
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[ Sighs]
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What the hell?
I'm asking, what the hell?
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I've been waiting here for over two hours.
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I'm very sorry, Mr. Altmann.
It's just been a bit crazy.
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- Who are you?
- [ Sighs ] I'm Dr. Gill.
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I want Dr. Fielding.
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I understand,
but he was sent away on an emergency.
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Emergency. Bullshit!
He just wanted to get a jump on the weekend.
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Sir, I was able to look over your scan-
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Are you even old enough
to practice medicine?
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Has Dr. Fielding gone over
the results with you?
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No.
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No, as in he hasn't called?
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He thinks it's migraines.
I have headaches, bad ones.
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- When did he say that?
- When I was here last.
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That was before the scan?
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Yeah.
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What?
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- Can you please sit down?
- Why?
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- Because I would like for you to sit.
- Why does it matter?
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- Because I need you to sit down.
- I need to stand.
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Fine, stand.
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The results showed a brain aneurysm.
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Wow.
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[ Exhales]
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Mr. Altmann...
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do you know what a brain aneurysm is?
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My uncle died of one.
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One minute he was brushing his teeth,
the next, he was dead.
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Didn't even have time to rinse.
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It's a ballooning-out
of an artery wall in the brain.
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- And when it pops?
- That would be a hemorrhagic stroke.
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And I'm dead.
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The seriousness depends on the size
and location of the aneurysm.
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How big is it?
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I'm an internist.
It's best if you speak to a specialist.
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- You have the scan right there! How big?
- I understand.
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- But there's a specialist, a neurologist at Brooklyn-
- You know, right?
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Dr. Bernstein. I already called.
I made arrangements-
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What are you scared of?
It's not your brain!
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Just look at the scan and tell me!
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It's big.
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And the location?
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Please, sir, I think it's best
that we talk to a neurologist.
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The location?
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By the brain stem.
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Untreatable?
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It's not for me to say.
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You already have.
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How long has it been there?
A long time, I'm betting.
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Why didn't they find it till now?
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Are you incompetent
or you just don't care?
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- That's it, you don't care, do you?
- No. No, no, no.
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- No what?
- No, I do care!
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Bullshit! You're thinking,
how inconvenient, how annoying...
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how difficult, how disagreeable.
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Poor little princess. Poor, poor you.
Well, excuse me for dying!
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Sir, I need you to stay calm.
It's bad for your blood pressure.
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- Please sit back down.
- How long do I have?
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- I don't know.
- Yeah, you do.
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- No, I don't.
- It's all over your face like a pinched lemon!
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The Lemon Princess.
You think you can hurt my feelings?
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You don't care, remember?
This is just a job! You don't feel this!
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Probably takes a diamond commercial
or a sick cat...
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to get some feelings out of you!
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Oh. Sick cats,
is that what makes you tick?
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That's what makes
the Lemon Princess get all wah-wah?
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Here I am, your sick and dying pet.
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Tell your fucking pet how long he has!
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- I don't know.
- How long?
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- I don't know!
- How long?
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- Oh. I can't breathe.
- Give me a number.
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A number.
Give me a number!
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A number, a number, a number, a number.
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I'm not leaving here
till I get a goddamn number!
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- Ninety!
- Ninety what?
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Minutes!
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- That's your professional opinion?
- Yeah.
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Well, fuck you!
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You asked.
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Ninety!
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Hey, see this watch? See it?
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It belonged to my father.
He lived to 90!
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Ninety years!
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You wanna know what happens
in 90 minutes?
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That's 6:22! 6:22 p.m.
I'm gonna be alive!
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I'm gonna be having a beer!
And I'm gonna be smiling!
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I'm gonna be smiling
because you will have been fired.
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That's right,
I'm calling the C.E.O. of this HMO...
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and getting your potty little ass canned!
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Dead prick!
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Doctor cunt!
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Oh, fuck me!
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Taxi!
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Yo, taxi!
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Downtown Brooklyn.
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[ Henry Narrating ]
Even though Henry knew 90 minutes was illogical...
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the more he thought
about her prognosis, her curse...
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the more it took on weight.
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What if? What if?
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He seemed to remember that
there were four or five stages to death.
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What are you doing?
Drive on the sidewalk!
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I don't wanna die behind a cement truck!
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[ Henry Narrating ]
Anger was certainly one of them. Check that.
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Was not denial another?
What was he denying, the 90 minutes?
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What if he, Henry Altmann,
really was going to die at 6:22?
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What the holy fuck should I be doing?
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Tell Mr. Altmann it's very important.
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Can you please just have him call me?
Okay, thank you.
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- Is it true?
- What?
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- Is it true?
- What true?
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Everybody's going around
saying you told some patient...
247
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that he has 90 hours to live.
248
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,455
[ SCOFFS I
No!
249
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,377
I didn't think so, 'cause that's crazy.
250
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,579
That's-
251
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:33,589
What?
252
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,541
Nothing.
253
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,548
- You did!
- No, I didn't!
254
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,753
- I knew it!
- I didn't.
255
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,214
- Everybody's saying you did!
- Jordan, be quiet!
256
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,675
- Told a guy he had 90-
- Would you get in the room?
257
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,977
[ No Audible Dialogue]
258
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,571
- [ Laughs ]
- I know! I know! He just kept yelling...
259
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,649
“Give me a number!
Give me a number! A number.”
260
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,736
And I couldn't breathe,
and I panicked and I totally lost it.
261
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,071
Apparently.
262
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,076
God, I- Ooh, I hated him.
263
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:09,580
Well, that one I can't fault you on.
We all hate our patients.
264
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,212
What's wrong with the guy anyway?
265
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,789
Cerebral aneurysm.
266
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,752
And you let him walk out of here?
267
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,258
- That wasn't the plan!
- Christ!
268
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,556
I was trying to send him to Bernstein, okay?
269
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,304
Seriously, Christ, Sharon.
270
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,932
I know, I know.
I'm horrible. I'm a horrible person.
271
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,058
I have been trying to get a hold of him.
272
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,687
I've called his cell, his home, his work,
and he just won't pick up.
273
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,608
Why are you looking at me so funny?
274
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,062
What's up with your eyes right now?
Are you high?
275
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,194
Not now. I'm serious.
276
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,946
- For real?
- Yeah, for real!
277
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,152
Sharon, this is bad.
There's gonna be consequences.
278
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:46,954
You could get suspended.
You could lose your license.
279
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,872
He wasn't even my patient!
280
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,451
He was Fielding's!
I was just covering for him!
281
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,832
“Oh, I wanna spend the weekend
with my family.
282
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,913
I have kids. I have a life.”
283
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,295
Stupid, back-stabbing motherfucker!
284
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,253
- I warned you.
- No, you didn't.
285
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,133
Yes, I did.
286
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,964
He said he was gonna get a divorce, okay?
287
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,890
- He said that he loved me. He-
- [ Groans]
288
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,809
Human emotion, I find it very off-putting.
289
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:12,389
Let's focus on the logic.
Like the patient. What's the guy's name?
290
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,983
Altmann. Henry Altmann.
291
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,605
Okay, Henry Altmann.
That's a great name.
292
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:21,155
That sounds like a very wholesome,
nice family man's name.
293
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,324
I'm sure this is not the type of guy
who's gonna freak out...
294
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:27,404
file complaints, just go totally nuts on you,
trying to ruin your career.
295
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,323
Ohh.
296
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,829
Okay, I'm getting the impression
maybe he is that type of guy.
297
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:36,334
This is bad.
This is miscommunication, is what this is.
298
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,461
I need to get him admitted
to a hospital today, for his own good...
299
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,383
and then he's somebody else's problem.
300
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,679
Then he's Bernstein's problem. Right?
301
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,348
Can't hurt.
302
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,267
I have to find Henry Altmann.
303
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,113
A Dr. Gill has been calling for you.
304
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,164
- Where's Aaron?
- She said it was extremely important.
305
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,332
Where's Aaron?
306
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,875
In the meeting.
307
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,963
[Aaron ]
148 and 65 Charles Street.
308
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:23,464
There is a six-month advance on the one
and a six-month delinquency on the other.
309
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,216
My long-lost brother.
310
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,638
What if you pick up
the pending violations on 148?
311
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,215
- Garbage.
- And boiler.
312
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,392
- I have a question.
- About the boiler?
313
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,936
No, I need some advice.
314
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:38,391
A client, he just found out
he has 90 minutes to live.
315
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,398
- What should I tell him to do?
- Henry, we really need to get back to this now.
316
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,979
- [ Man] I know what I would do.
- What?
317
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,154
Cry-
318
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,732
For the first 20 minutes.
319
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,910
Then I'd go to that Thai massage place
on York and get a blowjob.
320
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:52,080
I'd go to Temple Israel, pray a little,
make a nice big donation.
321
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,656
Can we get back to this now?
322
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,583
- Me, I think I'd kill someone.
- Why?
323
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,412
For the social good.
Some deeply evil schmuck.
324
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,749
- Like who?
- We live in Brooklyn. How hard could it be?
325
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,425
I got a joke. Hang on a second.
326
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:09,131
Man goes to see a doctor,
and he's told that he only has 10 hours to live.
327
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,215
It's a terrible shock.
What's he gonna do?
328
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,927
So he picks up the phone
and he calls his wife, and he says...
329
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:18,356
“Honey, I'm gonna take you to the Four Seasons,
the best restaurant in town...
330
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,150
and we're gonna eat everything
on the menu.
331
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,478
And then, we're gonna go
to the Rainbow Room...
332
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:26,440
where we're gonna dance all hours,
like we were young again.
333
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:31,244
And then, finally, home,
where we will make mad, passionate love...
334
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:35,119
till all hours of the night,
until, at last, at dawn...
335
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,120
I will die in your loving arms.
336
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,872
What do you think of that?”
337
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,749
And the wife says, “Easy for you.
338
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,081
You don't have to get up in the morning.”
339
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,461
[ Chuckles ]
340
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,921
- Henry.
- What?
341
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:55,056
Tell your client to go home,
make love to his wife one last time and be happy.
342
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,646
In the end...
343
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,598
all we have is family.
344
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,311
Family?
345
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,067
You're right.
346
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,737
Family. Thanks.
347
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,621
You're not gonna be billing us
for this crap, are you?
348
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,331
Hey, hey, Henry, Wait UP!
349
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,333
- Where you going?
- Home.
350
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,289
You know, if you want out
of the meeting just say so...
351
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,795
or don't show up like you always do...
352
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,251
but this bullshit is really annoying.
353
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,836
Is this gonna take a long time?
354
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,047
You know, you're getting worse.
355
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,847
You know that, right,
that you're getting worse?
356
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,676
- I got a lot to do.
- In 90 minutes?
357
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:37,931
Less.
358
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,182
Family?
359
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,763
Yeah, family.
360
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,850
So, what, brothers don't count?
Because we got a lot of work to do.
361
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,561
I'm thinking, you know, immediate family.
Like Bette, Tommy.
362
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,189
What?
363
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:54,368
Well, uh, come on, Henry.
Bette and Tommy?
364
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,196
You and Bette have done nothing
but fight for two years. And Tommy?
365
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,826
What do you know about family, Aaron?
366
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,533
The only family you've got is a goldfish.
367
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:04,246
I know your family, your immediate family.
368
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,923
Reconciliation in 90 minutes?
369
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,220
Take the Thai blowjobs.
370
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,968
[Laughs]
371
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,051
- Ah! Okay.
- Yeah.
372
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,727
- I love you.
- Okay.
373
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,473
- See you around.
- You're still crazy.
374
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,453
[Whistle Blows]
375
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,584
[ Cell Phone Rings]
376
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,587
Oh. Hey!
377
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,509
Where are you?
378
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,088
I'm trying to hail a cab.
I'm going to his office.
379
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:58,095
Look, I pulled the guy's file.
He complains about everything.
380
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:01,519
He's a complete crackpot,
limited credibility, to say the least.
381
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,268
Now, do you want the big news?
382
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:08,101
- Yeah.
- I had Gary in Radiology take a look at the scans.
383
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:12,485
Turns out, this guy's already
got bleeding through the wall.
384
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,691
He actually could drop dead
at any second.
385
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,035
He could also live long enough to...
386
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,703
end your career, destroy your life...
387
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,373
and enjoy a splendid holiday in Tuscany.
388
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,039
Fabulous.
389
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,167
I'm throwing a get-together
for the following people-
390
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:32,216
Frieda Minkle, she was my first crush.
391
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,635
Mrs. Haberstein, my third grade teacher.
392
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,179
Thomas Friel,
he was my law school mentor.
393
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:40,758
Bix Field, my oldest friend.
I sent you an e-mail with the complete list.
394
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,310
Yeah, I got it. Twenty-five people?
395
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,433
Is this some sort of post-midlife crisis?
396
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,140
No, it's more like a pre-shiva.
397
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:51,478
Just tell them it's extremely, extremely important
to meet me at Juniors in...
398
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,812
30 minutes.
399
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:55,364
- You know that's insane?
- Just-Just get it done.
400
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,905
[ Beeps I
401
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,456
Write obit.
402
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:06,913
Get drunk.
403
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,918
Tommy.
404
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,840
Four years at Andover.
Four years at Penn.
405
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,668
Three years at NYU.
406
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:20,006
$428,000 so you could fox-trot,
so you could mambo?
407
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,887
Yeah, and who taught me to love dancing?
408
00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,344
I love bagels! Doesn't mean
you should be a bagel maker!
409
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:27,020
- So this is funny to you.
- No! And you know it isn't!
410
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:30,066
What I know is
if I don't do this now, I never will.
411
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,313
I had a thousand of these printed.
412
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,816
Look, “Altmann, Altmann and Altmann.”
413
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,863
Not “Altmann, Altmann and Dancing Boy”!
414
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,816
Not “Altmann, Altmann and Twinkle Toes”!
415
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:42,620
You printed those for Peter.
You didn't print them for me.
416
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,497
I'm not Peter, Dad.
417
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:04,217
I Henry]
Good luck ruining your life!
418
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,778
[ Beeping ]
419
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:26,076
[ Line Ringing]
420
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,749
[ Man] Brooklyn Dance Academy,
dancing that anyone can learn. Can you hold please?
421
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:31,748
- Uh- Shit.
- If] Tango Muzak Plays ]
422
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:36,507
[ Man ] Brooklyn Dance Academy,
dancing that anyone can learn. Hold please.
423
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,176
- Yeah- Goddamn it.
- If [ Muzak Continues ]
424
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,014
Brooklyn Dance Academy,
dancing that anyone can learn. How can I help you?
425
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,933
- Yes! ls Thomas Altmann there?
- Who may I say is calling?
426
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,682
Henry Altmann.
427
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,729
JV' [ Dance ]
428
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:15,288
[ Man ]
Tom, uh, Henry Altmann is on the phone.
429
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:16,839
[ Tommy]
Shit. Sorry.
430
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,463
God. From the kicks.
431
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,089
What's he want?
432
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:25,048
Probably wants me
to pay him back for law school.
433
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,349
Aren't you curious?
434
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:32,055
Whatever my father wants,
it can wait till we get back from Paris.
435
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,765
- [ Man ] Tom.
- Take a message!
436
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,607
Again.
437
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,415
In 30 minutes or less.
438
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,920
At Juniors.
439
00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:04,382
No, I don't know.
440
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:10,347
If you could just pass on the message.
Thank you.
441
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:12,520
Turn and push.
442
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,141
Over there.
443
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:19,026
Okay. Hi.
Urn, I need to see Henry Altmann.
444
00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:20,819
And you are?
445
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:22,521
Sharon Gill. Dr. Gill.
446
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,278
Do you have an appointment?
447
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,985
I don't. I'm sorry, it's an emergency, so-
448
00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:30,821
- Sorry, but he's gone out.
- [Aaron ] May I help you?
449
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:33,623
Hi. Um, I don't know.
I need to see Henry Altmann.
450
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:37,203
- I'm Henry's brother, Aaron Altmann.
- Oh. Hey.
451
00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:39,380
Um, I'm Dr. Gill.
452
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:42,129
Pleasure. How can I be of service?
453
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,587
Is there somewhere private we can talk?
454
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,298
- Come on.
- Thank you.
455
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:53,560
[ Henry Narrating ]
Henry was fully committed...
456
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:56,559
to make tender love
to his wife one last time.
457
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,185
But there were concerns.
458
00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:01,189
For one, he couldn't remember
the last time they'd done it.
459
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:03,942
A year ago? Maybe more.
460
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:08,401
Henry also wondered what was
the appropriate position for a last shtup?
461
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:11,033
He assumed spooning must be involved.
462
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,205
Then again, he had read
that condemned prisoners...
463
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,750
often asked for peanut butter and jelly
sandwiches as their last meal.
464
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:20,705
Certainly, the missionary position
was the PB&J of sex.
465
00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:23,837
And, of course, there
was Henry's biggest concern.
466
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,260
Would he be able to raise the flag at all?
467
00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:30,385
As Henry ran, he prayed,
not for a medical miracle...
468
00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:33,434
but for the simple ability to get it up.
469
00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:38,143
I know I shouldn't be telling you this...
470
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:40,771
and it's going against every protocol...
471
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:42,772
but, um...
472
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:47,402
your brother was diagnosed with a brain aneurysm
and is refusing treatment.
473
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:51,986
Oh, God.
474
00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:54,830
Well, uh...
475
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:59,042
- are you his doctor?
- Yes.
476
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:03,123
Well, no. I mean, I'm filling in
for his doctor, Dr. Fielding.
477
00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:05,924
And this diagnosis is definite?
478
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,127
I'm afraid so.
479
00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:13,842
He- He was just here...
480
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:15,471
and I was awful.
481
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:17,144
You didn't know.
482
00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:19,597
I knew something was strange.
483
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,479
But with Henry,
there's always something sort of strange.
484
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,401
He had a son, Peter. Great kid.
485
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:27,571
Died two years ago
in a hunting accident, of all things.
486
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,489
Henry's never been the same since.
487
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,317
We used to have lunch together every day.
488
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,404
He would bring
a brown paper bag in and we-
489
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,784
Two sandwiches.
One for him, one for me.
490
00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,834
We talked about everything.
491
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:41,956
And now we don't talk
about anything anymore.
492
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,590
Wait. Ninety minutes.
493
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,293
How can you be sure it's only 90 minutes?
494
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,003
That's a misunderstanding.
495
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,088
How do you misunderstand that?
496
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,516
The important thing is we find your brother...
497
00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:58,811
and get him admitted
to a hospital immediately.
498
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,934
- He went home.
- [ Beeps ]
499
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:04,976
Bette, it's Aaron.
I'm on my way to your apartment.
500
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:08,028
Call me back on my cell.
It's an emergency. Any instructions?
501
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:11,528
Oh, um. Make sure that he remains calm.
502
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:13,154
Nothing that raises his blood pressure.
503
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,450
- Like?
- Anger.
504
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:17,075
And you've met my brother?
505
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,888
Henry, I thought you were working late.
506
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,512
Frank, hi. Get out.
507
00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:39,719
- What's going on?
- He needs to leave!
508
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:41,394
[ Bette]
He's our neighbor!
509
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:44,144
No, no. I need you alone.
510
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,520
Why?
511
00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:48,819
Because we have to have sex immediately
and then cuddle.
512
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,396
What, are you nuts?
513
00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:53,824
No, no. I just wanna have a moment,
a husband and wife moment.
514
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:58,075
It'll be a good thing, a family thing.
I don't have a lot of time.
515
00:28:58,153 --> 00:28:59,826
- I really think I should go.
- You stay.
516
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,373
- Go!
- You're staying!
517
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:05,544
Stop that! I don't care how crazy you are,
we are not having sex.
518
00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:07,621
Oh, but, Bette, listen...
519
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,752
I know the last two years
have been tough...
520
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,879
and I didn't deal well with, you know...
521
00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:14,087
and I've been erratic
and often pissed off at things.
522
00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:17,264
- You think?
- But it doesn't mean I've stopped loving you in my own way.
523
00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:20,764
And in the end, what is there?
Family. Our family.
524
00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:23,095
And this is our default position,
me and you.
525
00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:26,102
And making love to you is my way
of telling you I know what's important.
526
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,024
We can do it in the kitchen, if you like.
527
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,773
What the hell is the matter with you?
528
00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,444
- Can't I make love to my wife?
- No.
529
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,649
- Why the hell not?
- Because sex isn't some magic switch you pull...
530
00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:37,450
just because you're feeling
a momentary twinge of guilt.
531
00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:39,699
- Guilt? What guilt?
- About being horrible?
532
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:43,282
- Who said I was horrible?
- Oh, I thought that part was obvious.
533
00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:45,333
- What's he still doing here?
- I-l really-
534
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:49,084
You know what? Stay!
You always were a little bit of a jerk...
535
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,960
but you were an amusing jerk.
536
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:53,633
But since Peter, you're just a jerk!
537
00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:55,711
I lost a son, for Christ's sake!
538
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,341
And I didn't?
539
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:59,890
You just can't honor the son we lost...
540
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:02,309
and you drove away the one
we do still have!
541
00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:03,806
Tommy doesn't deserve that!
542
00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:05,432
This has nothing to do with Tommy!
543
00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:07,480
You never accepted his life choices!
544
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,604
Ballroom dancing is not a life choice...
545
00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:11,811
it's a Tuesday night on a Fiesta cruise!
546
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,486
- Fuck you!
- Yeah.
547
00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:16,315
- Oh. You still want that husband and wife moment?
- Maybe.
548
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,651
Do you even remember
the last time we had sex?
549
00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,907
- Yeah! Um-
- Well, I don't!
550
00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:24,957
Because I have sex all the time,
just not with you!
551
00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:29,795
Frank?
552
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:32,669
- [ Laughs] No way!
- Why not Frank?
553
00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:33,840
Duh. Standards.
554
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,337
What standards?
555
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,670
He's not in your league!
He's not even playing the same sport!
556
00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:40,427
We love each other!
557
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:43,008
Oh! Puke! Ohh!
558
00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:45,594
He is patient, kind and here!
559
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,850
So's a spaniel! Get a pet!
560
00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:49,647
I wish you were dead!
561
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:53,648
- Well, it's your lucky fucking day!
- Ohh! Ohh!
562
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,190
Tompkins and Kane.
563
00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,822
There's a big tip in it if you can get us there
in under five minutes.
564
00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:01,948
Not possible.
565
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,826
Of course it's possible.
Speed, run red lights.
566
00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,373
But, no, there's no need to speed, right?
567
00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:09,327
- It's a medical emergency.
- We don't wanna get into an accident.
568
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:11,332
They have cameras at the lights.
I would receive tickets.
569
00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:12,412
- How much is a ticket?
- $50.
570
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:14,544
- I'll give you $100.
- $400.
571
00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:16,125
- Does the seat belt work?
- $175.
572
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,380
' $300.
' [Aaron ] No?
573
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:18,506
- $200.
- $400.
574
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:19,837
It's not a race. This doesn't work.
575
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,967
" $175.
- $300.
576
00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:22,389
- $200.
- $250.
577
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:24,466
- I'm a doctor.
- All right, there's no need for speed, right?
578
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,017
- Oh, my God!
- Fast, but not stupid fast.
579
00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:27,561
- $225.
- Done.
580
00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:29,730
- Give me your money.
- What?
581
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:32,149
- I left my wallet at work.
- $225.
582
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:36,229
You'll be okay.
Just charge me for the minute, come on.
583
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,029
Just give this to me.
You just take too long.
584
00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:40,233
- That's a lot more than-
- Here you go.
585
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:41,737
[Tires Squealing I
586
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:43,319
Okay, so what did we just talk about?
587
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,904
See, this is not what we discussed!
588
00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:47,205
This is an emergency!
589
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,749
I know it's an emergency,
but my life's important too!
590
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:52,544
- [Sharon ] Just go faster!
- [Aaron ] I don't wanna die!
591
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,131
[ Line Ringing]
592
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:58,584
[ Man] Brooklyn Dance Academy,
dancing that anyone can learn. One minute, please.
593
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,715
No! Oh, fuck!
594
00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:06,182
If [ Tango Muzak Plays ]
595
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,613
[ Doorbell Rings]
596
00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:25,865
I have to go get the door.
597
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,632
[ No Audible Dialogue]
598
00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,105
[ Horn Honking ]
599
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:03,065
[ Man ] Brooklyn Dance Academy,
dancing that anyone can learn. How can I help you?
600
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:05,526
It's Henry Altmann again.
ls Tommy there?
601
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:08,829
No, I'm sorry. it's his break
and he went to go get a slice of pizza.
602
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:10,156
- How mug'?
- Till he's back?
603
00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:11,831
- Yes.
- Hard to say.
604
00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:13,159
-- I really couldn't.
605
00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,414
Try! Listen to me, ballerina boy!
606
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,963
You find Tommy,
you tell him to call me right away...
607
00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:20,086
or I swear, I'm coming down there,
dead or alive...
608
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:22,338
and shoving that “Anybody can dance” tutu
down your throat!
609
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,464
[ Line Clicks ]
610
00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,887
Hello? Hello.
611
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,673
Fuck!
612
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:31,351
[ Man ]
He's got issues. Yeah.
613
00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:35,181
- [Aaron ] Oh, my God! This is-
- [Sharon Screams]
614
00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,516
[Tires Screeching ]
615
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:38,771
[ Sharon ]
Shit!
616
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:43,230
Okay. Thank you. Oh.
617
00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,782
Are you always this passionate
about your work?
618
00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:52,409
[ Doorbell Rings]
619
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:01,123
- Hi, Bette.
- Oh, Aaron, thank God you're here.
620
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:03,049
This is Dr. Gill. Dr. Gill, Bette.
621
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,592
- Your fucking brother-
- Sharon.
622
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:07,968
She's a pretty one. Come in.
I've gotta talk to you.
623
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,593
Come in! Come in!
624
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:33,698
Henry, call me back as soon as you possibly can.
I've just heard the news.
625
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:35,327
Why didn't you tell me?
626
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:38,081
You just went on and on about sex,
for God's sake.
627
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:41,003
You know Frank
doesn't mean anything to me.
628
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,831
I love you!
629
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,259
[ Sharon Narrating]
Sharon took in the habitat of her difficult patient.
630
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:49,258
The photographs of Henry's family,
in particular...
631
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,385
made her want to vomit.
632
00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:54,183
“Look,” they said, “I am a family man.
633
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:57,012
I am a man that is capable of love. ”
634
00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:02,021
She reminded herself
that Hitler was also capable of love.
635
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,102
At least for his dog.
636
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:08,361
Which reminded her of
her love for her cat, Harold.
637
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,785
All in all, the family photos
had the decided effect...
638
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:14,955
of making her hate Henry even more.
639
00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:17,203
Do you have family, Dr. Gill?
640
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:20,035
No. Not really.
641
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:23,497
Well, Mom and Dad in Wisconsin.
642
00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:26,129
But, you know, divorced, married.
643
00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,959
Thrice!
644
00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:30,296
Thanksgivings are a mess.
645
00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,340
Guess, uh-
646
00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:35,471
Guess I don't know “normal.”
647
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:41,565
The only normal people there are
are the ones you don't know very well.
648
00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:44,935
[ Chuckles ]
649
00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:46,895
[ Cell Phone Rings]
650
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,571
[Aaron ]
Yes, Jane.
651
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,775
No, I'm looking for Henry.
652
00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,326
No way. Really?
653
00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:56,617
Okay. Thanks.
654
00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:57,663
What?
655
00:35:57,739 --> 00:36:00,367
He's throwing himself a party.
656
00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,848
[ Laughing I
657
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:22,852
- Whoo-hoo!
- [All Chattering ]
658
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,236
Henry!
659
00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:34,776
" Henry!
" Bix?
660
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,453
I know. I know, I know.
I put on a little weight.
661
00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,577
- Yeah, you're a whale.
- [ Laughs ]
662
00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:42,535
Ah, you were always a charmer.
[ Laughs ]
663
00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:44,290
- Where are the rest?
- Rest of what?
664
00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:46,042
The people who are supposed to be here.
665
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:48,840
- Well, traffics terrible. How many you expecting?
- Twenty-five.
666
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:51,418
Oh, well, hey, I'm here.
667
00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:55,551
Two old warriors from P.S. 20.
Go Knights.
668
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,849
- How long has it been, like 33 years?
- Forty-three.
669
00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,392
No! What prompted it?
670
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,720
Not that you need a reason
to call an old buddy.
671
00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:03,271
Not that we do, you know, call.
672
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,895
- I'm dying.
- Right. Long as you don't need any money.
673
00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:07,476
Because I am broke-o.
674
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,232
No, no, just dying.
675
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:10,983
Right. Who isn't?
676
00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:13,194
Soon.
677
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,735
Oh.
678
00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:17,865
For real?
679
00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,821
For real.
680
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:22,532
'Cause I thought you were talking
metaphorically, you know?
681
00:37:22,615 --> 00:37:24,709
'Cause I feel like
I've been dying for years now.
682
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:27,879
Brain aneurysm.
I have a brain aneurysm and-
683
00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:30,419
Oh, Henry.
684
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:33,843
Oh, Henry, I'm sorry.
685
00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,420
Oh, buddy, that sucks.
686
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:36,629
Yeah.
687
00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:39,182
- How much time they give you?
- Hour and a half.
688
00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:41,600
That's it?
689
00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:44,099
Apparently.
690
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:46,898
And you wanted to spend it with me?
691
00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:50,565
I'm touched. No, I'm touched.
692
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:52,691
Because old bonds are the strongest, right?
693
00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:55,115
- Yeah.
- And I know what you're going through...
694
00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,817
because last year I had kidney stones...
695
00:37:56,900 --> 00:38:00,279
and before I passed them,
I felt like I was gonna die.
696
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:02,455
You know,
they say it's worse than childbirth.
697
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,123
- You got two kids, right?
- Had.
698
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:07,294
Yeah, I got your Christmas card
like 12 years ago.
699
00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:09,291
Oh, you looked so happy.
700
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:11,714
Me? I never had kids.
701
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:15,886
But I think it was for the best
because I got to explore my passions.
702
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,885
I'm a gamer.
I'm kind of a minor celebrity if I say so myself.
703
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,558
Dagon they call me.
Ever hear that name, Dagon?
704
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:24,477
- No. Dagon, no.
- Yeah, that's what they call me.
705
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:27,101
You remember that girlfriend
that you stole from me in high school?
706
00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:28,898
What?
707
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,271
Gloria.
Remember you stole Gloria from me?
708
00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:32,944
Who'?
709
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:35,488
Gloria Cameron.
Remember? Redhead.
710
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:37,736
- Beautiful skin like milk.
- No.
711
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,614
Oh, come on!
You really don't remember her?
712
00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,660
- What the hell are you talking about?
- Love.
713
00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,613
Love! How you squashed it!
714
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:46,415
I tell you I'm dying
and all you can talk about is you?
715
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:49,165
You and some high school crush
from 40 years ago?
716
00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:52,088
- I wanted to get it off my chest!
- And you had to wait till now?
717
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:55,167
Not my fault it's now or never!
You really don't remember her?
718
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:59,380
This is insane! I'm sorry you turned
into some lonely, pathetic fuck, Dagon!
719
00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,931
But I have to go. Fuck you!
720
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:03,007
Fuck you!
721
00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:05,264
- No, fuck you.
- Go fuck yourself!
722
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:12,355
[ Henry Narrating ] Henry knew that
Brooklyn Dance Academy was far across town.
723
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,856
The idea that he'd not
be able to find it in time...
724
00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:18,611
and die on Flatbush Avenue
was unappealing.
725
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:21,569
But he needed to tell his son
how he felt about him.
726
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:25,830
He needed to tell him that he loved him.
727
00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:29,079
He needed to do this now,
before it was too late.
728
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,084
I need a camcorder,
and I need one quick.
729
00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:41,300
Hmm.
730
00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:49,853
[ Sighs]
731
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:54,316
[ Clears Throat]
732
00:39:57,270 --> 00:39:59,489
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-
733
00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:03,155
[ Sighs]
734
00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,034
Mmm.
735
00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:14,917
What type are you interested in?
736
00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:17,340
It doesn't matter.
Just one of those.
737
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:20,294
- Hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
738
00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:23,255
- The, uh-
- That one! The little one right there.
739
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:25,932
P-P-P-P-P-P-P-
740
00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:28,260
Panasonic or the...
741
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:31,768
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-
742
00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:34,395
- Fujitsu?
- No, that one!
743
00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:36,226
Oh, the Samsung.
744
00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:38,778
Oh! Yeah, the Samsung.
745
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,110
I'll take it.
746
00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,862
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-
747
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:46,119
- Warranty?
- No, definitely not.
748
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:48,196
How do I get it to work?
749
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,829
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-
750
00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:56,038
First, you have to charge the...
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-
751
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,588
- Batteries?
- batteries.
752
00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:59,291
Yeah, okay.
How long will that take?
753
00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:01,547
- F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- Four hours.
- Oh.
754
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:04,379
Why does the world hate me?
755
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,556
Do you have one
that's ready to go right now?
756
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,388
Well, the, um...
757
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:12,641
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-
758
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,222
- Fujitsu-
- Mm-hmm.
759
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,852
Or the...
760
00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:17,730
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-
761
00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:22,690
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-
762
00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:23,944
Fuji.
763
00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:26,071
Oh. Which one do you recommend...
764
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:30,371
the F-F-F-F-Fujitsu or the F-F-F-F-F-Fuji?
765
00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:34,621
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-
766
00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:37,045
- Fuck you.
- Bravo.
767
00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:55,931
Uh, so, I guess I'll head back
to the office, see if he's there.
768
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:59,609
Maybe he went home.
I'll go see if he's at home.
769
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,607
- Well, uh-
- [Aaron ] Sharon, don't give up.
770
00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:02,903
Okay-
771
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:10,161
So I told her I'm fine.
772
00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:12,705
Catch across the street there.
773
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:29,177
[ Sharon Narrating]
Sharon was lost and exhausted.
774
00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:33,431
With regret, she considered
all the stupid things that she had done...
775
00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:35,728
in the last two weeks.
776
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:40,650
All the stupid things
that had led her to this sad state.
777
00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,443
Dr. Gill.
778
00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:44,145
Uh, yes, Dr. Fielding.
779
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:48,028
Perhaps you would like
to take a look at those viral slides?
780
00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:55,497
Do you have plans for this weekend?
781
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,417
No. Why?
782
00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,495
What about-
What about the Friday before?
783
00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:03,422
Uh, why?
784
00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:07,253
Felicity's parents are coming into town,
and it's our anniversary...
785
00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:10,179
so I was wondering
if you could cover for me on Friday!
786
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:11,471
Oh, shit!
787
00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:12,799
Oh!
788
00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:15,260
Oh!
789
00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:16,686
Oh!
790
00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:19,230
I just came just now.
791
00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:21,774
That was stupid!
792
00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:37,240
.R.r[ Rock On Radio ]
793
00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:56,593
Anybody here know
how to work a video camera?
794
00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:59,555
I used to be a studio executive.
795
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,810
- I know video.
- Really?
796
00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:03,812
You know how to work this kind of camera?
797
00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:05,893
I owned one like it.
You trying to sell it?
798
00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,947
No, no. I need you to record me. Here.
799
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,120
Ready to roll, boss.
800
00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:21,202
Tommy, by the time you see this,
I'll be dead.
801
00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:22,456
- Cut!
- What?
802
00:44:22,535 --> 00:44:23,661
How do I turn it on?
803
00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,621
Press the fucking record button!
804
00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:28,754
Check. And action.
805
00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:35,306
Tommy, I'll make this as simple as I can.
806
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:41,104
I love you. That's my rock bottom.
That's my immutable.
807
00:44:42,138 --> 00:44:44,186
My damned and naked soul.
808
00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:46,188
I loved you
from the moment you were born...
809
00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:48,395
all red and covered in mucousy stuff...
810
00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:50,320
until this moment right now.
811
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,324
They say that love is pure and generous.
812
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,868
It's not.
813
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:58,662
It's small and selfish.
814
00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:01,207
You know, I wanted you at the office...
815
00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:05,503
because I couldn't envision anything finer
than having you next to me.
816
00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:08,297
Altmann, Altmann and Altmann.
817
00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:10,170
What a dream.
818
00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:14,675
What you wanted, what you dreamed,
I didn't want to hear it.
819
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,886
I was wrong.
820
00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:20,138
I hope you can forgive me.
821
00:45:21,636 --> 00:45:23,764
I pray for your happiness.
822
00:45:25,473 --> 00:45:27,521
Whatever swanning around you wanna do...
823
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,774
you have my love and my blessing.
824
00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:34,403
I'm sorry this only came clear to me
now that I'm dying, but...
825
00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:36,484
that's how life rolls out.
826
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:41,323
The only people who don't look back
with regret are idiots and psychopaths.
827
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:44,329
And I got a lifetime of regrets, boy.
828
00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:46,706
Taking that clerkship in Queens?
829
00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:49,380
What a fool
not telling my father to fuck off!
830
00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:51,583
Like the old man would ever love me!
831
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:55,842
Pushing your mother away.
What a ball-less coward I am.
832
00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:59,803
And then there's your brother.
833
00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:03,265
Why?
834
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,606
Lord, why?
I mean, what kind of God?
835
00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:09,810
What kind of world!
836
00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:12,566
It's a stinking con game!
837
00:46:12,645 --> 00:46:15,489
You grow up being told,
“Wait for the sweets and the roses.”
838
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:18,317
Then they hit you with a pickax in the ear!
839
00:46:18,401 --> 00:46:20,620
Grief, they say you pass through it.
840
00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:21,912
Bullshit!
841
00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:24,662
They say, “Don't get angry.
Let it go. it's killing you.”
842
00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:27,493
I say, “Fuck that!”
843
00:46:27,576 --> 00:46:29,624
Anger's the only thing they left me!
844
00:46:29,704 --> 00:46:33,004
Anger is my refuge!
It's my shield!
845
00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:35,005
Anger is my birthright!
846
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:36,552
[Yelling ]
847
00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:52,318
[ Henry's Voice ]
I got a lot to do.
848
00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:54,646
[ Aaron's Voice]
In 90 minutes?
849
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:56,322
[ Henry's Voice ]
Less.
850
00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:58,983
[ Aaron's Voice ]
Family?
851
00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:00,864
[ Henry's Voice ]
Yeah, family.
852
00:47:03,112 --> 00:47:05,490
[Aaron's Voice]
So, what, brothers don't count?
853
00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:14,586
[ Henry's Voice]
I know the last two years have been tough...
854
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:16,918
and I didn't deal well with, you know...
855
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:19,720
and I've been erratic
and often pissed off at things.
856
00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:22,719
But it doesn't mean
I've stopped loving you in my own way.
857
00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:25,476
- Family.
- [ Beeping ]
858
00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:31,854
[ Tommy ]
Slow, quick, quick, forward, side, close.
859
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:35,857
Back, side, close, forward, quick, quick.
860
00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:39,065
Slow, quick, quick, slow-
861
00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:40,946
There's a Bette Altmann on the phone.
862
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:45,033
Hey, Morn, what's up?
863
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:47,080
Have you seen your father?
864
00:47:47,156 --> 00:47:50,035
About two years ago.
He hates me, remember?
865
00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:52,791
- Oh, he doesn't hate you.
- Well, fooled me.
866
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:58,718
Tommy, he's sick.
He has a brain aneurysm.
867
00:47:58,793 --> 00:48:00,170
What?
868
00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:03,506
- Where is he?
- / don't know. He-He stormed out of here.
869
00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:05,717
What do you mean
you don't know where he is?
870
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,473
He's not at a hospital?
871
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,054
We're trying to find him.
872
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:12,560
- Shit!
- What?
873
00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:15,150
He called me earlier.
874
00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:16,978
What did he say?
875
00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:22,533
I didn't take the call.
876
00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:23,951
Shit.
877
00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,903
All right. Listen, sweetie.
878
00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:28,409
If he calls again,
you find out where he is...
879
00:48:28,489 --> 00:48:31,163
and you let me know
as soon as possible, you understand?
880
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:34,874
Is he gonna be okay?
881
00:48:34,954 --> 00:48:37,753
I don't know. Just call me.
882
00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:40,839
[ Beeps I
883
00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:57,227
[ Henry Narrating ] When Henry
regained consciousness, he learned something.
884
00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:01,940
He learned he couldn't
even tell his son he loved him...
885
00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,024
without boiling into rage.
886
00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:15,749
[ Beeps I
887
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:18,539
[ Line Ringing]
888
00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:21,341
[ Woman]
Hello?
889
00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:24,261
Hey, Mom.
Look, I am having the worst day of my-
890
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:26,885
[ Woman, indistinct ]
891
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:31,435
I told you.
I'm not licensed in Wisconsin.
892
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:34,810
- I can't- I can't write prescriptions.
- [ Woman, indistinct]
893
00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:38,143
Mom, Mom, Mom, please,
I just need somebody to talk to.
894
00:49:38,225 --> 00:49:39,818
[ Woman, indistinct ]
895
00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:41,988
Mom, will you please just-
896
00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:44,440
[ Woman, indistinct ]
897
00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:46,116
Okay-
898
00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:50,038
Okay, fine, I'll-
I'll talk to you later.
899
00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:52,956
[ Henry's Voice]
Then they hit you with a pickax in the ear!
900
00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:55,663
Bullshit!
901
00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:58,667
They say, “Don't get angry.
Let it go. It's killing you.” I say-
902
00:49:58,746 --> 00:50:01,795
Wait! Wait!
903
00:50:01,874 --> 00:50:03,421
- Oh h!
- [ Henry's Voice Continues ]
904
00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:06,345
- Where is he?
- Who?
905
00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:08,673
- The man in this video, where is he?
- [ Beeps, Tapes Stops]
906
00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:10,975
- Who are you?
- I'm a doctor.
907
00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:12,973
You're doing a great job on that guy.
908
00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:16,602
I am not his doctor, okay?
I was just covering for somebody-
909
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:20,894
You know what?
No, I am his doctor.
910
00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:23,149
I am 100% responsible for this man.
911
00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:26,073
So please just tell me where he is.
912
00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:29,527
He had some kind of episode,
but then he got up, walked off.
913
00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:32,329
Listen, where did he go?
Come on, this is important.
914
00:50:32,404 --> 00:50:34,873
May or may not be important to him.
915
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,792
Certainly ain't important to me.
916
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,869
Uh, cash. I have cash for you.
917
00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:41,251
Does it look like I need money?
918
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:45,801
Oh, come on!
I have more. I'll go get it.
919
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,720
What kind of doctor doesn't have money?
This ain't Toronto.
920
00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:52,551
Pills. Pills.
I got pills. I have, uh-
921
00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:55,933
I, uh, have O.C., fluff, muff,
whatever you call it.
922
00:50:58,639 --> 00:50:59,856
What?
923
00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:03,482
I know a pill popper
when I see one. Come on.
924
00:51:08,649 --> 00:51:10,401
That's everything.
925
00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,657
So it's important to you.
926
00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:17,416
Please.
927
00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:22,167
You know, more than a few people
have survived jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge.
928
00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:25,336
All depends on how you hit the water.
929
00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:27,089
Wait, wait, wait.
He went to the bridge?
930
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:56,656
♪ Autumn in New York ♪
931
00:51:56,739 --> 00:51:59,288
♪ Why does it seem so inviting? ♪
932
00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:02,586
♪ Autumn in New York ♪
933
00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:07,132
♪ It spells the thrill of first-nighting ♪
934
00:52:07,207 --> 00:52:11,508
♪ Glittering crowds and shimmering clouds ♪
935
00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:15,308
♪ In canyons of steel ♪
936
00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:20,559
♪ They're making me feel I'm home ♪
937
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,985
♪ Autumn in New York N'
938
00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:28,813
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
939
00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:33,241
[ Door Closes ]
940
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:38,410
[ Seagulls Squawking ]
941
00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,161
[ Sharon 1
Henry!
942
00:52:44,244 --> 00:52:45,962
Henry!
943
00:52:46,038 --> 00:52:47,381
Henry, stop!
944
00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:49,629
- Oh, fuck!
- Ohh.
945
00:52:49,708 --> 00:52:51,426
What?
946
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:53,425
What are you?
947
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,677
I ask you, what are you?
948
00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:58,384
Are you my thorn?
My nemesis?
949
00:52:58,467 --> 00:53:01,471
Is it necessary for you
to torment me until the very end?
950
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:04,432
Have you no humility, no humanity...
951
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:06,688
no fucking manners?
952
00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:08,986
I just- I just wanna help you.
953
00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:11,189
Now I have to jump.
954
00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:13,861
I'm not even over the water!
955
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,943
- Oh, God!
- Wait. Come back.
956
00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:18,950
- I lied about the 90 minutes!
- I don't have a brain aneurysm?
957
00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:21,248
No! No! Yes! No, you have that!
958
00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:24,702
About the minutes, I lied!
I exaggerated, okay?
959
00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:27,459
You started yelling at me!
You made fun of my cat!
960
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,131
He died!
He jumped out of the window!
961
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:30,298
What?
962
00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:32,422
You told me
I was gonna die in 90 minutes...
963
00:53:32,501 --> 00:53:34,503
because your cat jumped out a window?
964
00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:38,557
Everybody has a bad day!
Please, this is- this is my bad day!
965
00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:40,726
Bullshit!
966
00:53:40,801 --> 00:53:42,519
Oh, God. Oh, God.
967
00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:44,141
Okay-
968
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,064
I do pills. I do too many pills.
969
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:47,813
Painkillers, they make me erratic.
970
00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:49,393
[ Horns Honking ]
971
00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:51,570
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
972
00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:54,148
Oh, my God!
973
00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:58,865
Okay, uh, I was having a stupid affair...
974
00:53:58,944 --> 00:54:01,914
with your doctor, Dr. Fielding, okay?
975
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:05,041
The jerk left early for the weekend...
976
00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:07,916
dumping all of his patients on me!
977
00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:10,293
And I know I wasn't very empathetic.
978
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:13,922
I am an emotional hedgehog, but-
979
00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:16,925
Fuck! I wasn't always like this!
980
00:54:17,004 --> 00:54:18,972
Okay? I used to love my patients!
981
00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:21,926
That is why I went into medicine!
982
00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:24,558
Oh, God. No, no, please!
983
00:54:24,636 --> 00:54:25,853
Oh, God.
984
00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:30,267
It all comes down to this.
985
00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:34,650
If you jump...
986
00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:38,488
both of our lives are completely...
987
00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:41,904
irrevocably fucked!
988
00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:56,219
You gave me 90 minutes.
It's not up yet.
989
00:54:57,669 --> 00:54:59,171
Can I please...
990
00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:03,760
please just take you to the hospital now?
991
00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:07,972
Ninety may not mean much to you,
but it means a lot to me.
992
00:55:08,055 --> 00:55:10,649
It's what? it's meaningless!
993
00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:12,692
It made me stop...
994
00:55:14,061 --> 00:55:15,563
see what I've become.
995
00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:19,321
It's how long you bake a turkey breast!
996
00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:33,459
You're right.
We're both irrevocably fucked.
997
00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:39,093
No!
998
00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:05,161
No.
999
00:56:32,973 --> 00:56:34,225
Henry!
1000
00:56:35,976 --> 00:56:37,228
Henry!
1001
00:56:42,441 --> 00:56:43,658
Henry!
1002
00:56:47,029 --> 00:56:48,531
Oh, shit! Ohh.
1003
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,498
[ Henry Narrating ]
When Henry Altmann fell from the bridge...
1004
00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:59,549
time had slowed.
1005
00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:03,255
And it occurred to Henry
that life didn't have to be a burden...
1006
00:57:03,337 --> 00:57:06,511
that life was short and fragile and unique.
1007
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:08,092
And that each hour, each minute...
1008
00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:11,600
each second could have something to offer.
1009
00:57:11,678 --> 00:57:14,397
Something beautiful and astounding.
1010
00:57:15,724 --> 00:57:17,351
The fact that this only occurred to him...
1011
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,903
seconds before he would
hit the water and die...
1012
00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:23,278
made him very, very angry.
1013
00:57:23,357 --> 00:57:25,451
[ Both Gasping I
1014
00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:27,027
Come on.
1015
00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:28,282
God!
1016
00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:30,865
Would you just come on?
1017
00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:32,950
Oh, God! Oh, God!
1018
00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:35,786
Holy shit! Oh, my God!
1019
00:57:36,995 --> 00:57:38,542
[ Sharon ]
Will you help me, motherfucker!
1020
00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:40,249
[ Henry]
Okay! Okay!
1021
00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:47,472
Ohh. Okay, you got it. You got it.
1022
00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:51,931
[Laughs]
1023
00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:12,076
[ Children Chattering, Faintly]
1024
00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:22,874
Oh.
1025
00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:26,212
Hey, hey. Follow my finger.
1026
00:58:29,464 --> 00:58:30,966
Do you know your name?
1027
00:58:31,049 --> 00:58:32,642
Henry.
1028
00:58:32,718 --> 00:58:34,720
Do you know what day it is?
1029
00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:37,022
I've wasted so many of them.
1030
00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:39,642
No. Do-
1031
00:58:39,725 --> 00:58:43,025
Do you know who the president
of the United States is?
1032
00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:46,482
Are you trying to piss me off?
'Cause I'm having a goddamn moment here.
1033
00:58:46,565 --> 00:58:47,817
[Laughs]
1034
00:58:47,899 --> 00:58:49,617
Okay.
[Laughs]
1035
00:59:00,954 --> 00:59:02,376
What time is it?
1036
00:59:02,456 --> 00:59:04,959
It's time to get you to the hospital.
1037
00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:07,636
- What time is it?
- Now, please don't get angry.
1038
00:59:07,711 --> 00:59:09,713
- I need you to remain calm.
- Uh-huh.
1039
00:59:09,796 --> 00:59:11,343
- It's not good for you to get angry.
- I know.
1040
00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:13,141
It's not good for your health,
for your blood pressure-
1041
00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:15,514
Would you please
just tell me what time it is?
1042
00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:17,312
Okay. Okay.
1043
00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:20,606
6:03.
1044
00:59:21,641 --> 00:59:23,143
Thank you.
1045
00:59:24,269 --> 00:59:26,363
That's 19 minutes.
1046
00:59:26,438 --> 00:59:28,907
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you going?
1047
00:59:28,982 --> 00:59:30,734
Gotta go see my son, Tommy.
1048
00:59:30,817 --> 00:59:33,240
Okay. We'll call.
He can meet us at the hospital.
1049
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,412
No.
1050
00:59:34,488 --> 00:59:36,240
What do you mean, no?
Why, no?
1051
00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:38,121
'Cause I have to see him first.
1052
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,702
Okay, where is he?
1053
00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:41,913
Brooklyn Dance Academy, Williamsburg.
1054
00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:43,463
- Williamsburg?
- Yeah.
1055
00:59:43,538 --> 00:59:45,085
Henry, come on, you can barely walk.
1056
00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:46,712
Does it mean that much to you?
1057
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,089
Yes.
1058
00:59:48,168 --> 00:59:51,342
Okay. Okay.
1059
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,924
I will help you get to your son.
1060
00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:57,602
But you have to promise me
to stay calm and to not get angry.
1061
00:59:57,677 --> 01:00:01,398
And afterwards,
we go directly to the hospital.
1062
01:00:01,473 --> 01:00:04,568
No drama. No complaints.
1063
01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:07,237
Okay?
1064
01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:12,901
Come on.
1065
01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:16,868
I got you. Okay.
1066
01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:20,534
Right there.
1067
01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:23,416
[ Sharon ]
Excuse us. Excuse us. Sorry.
1068
01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:25,839
- [ Henry] Move!
- Would you just be calm!
1069
01:00:25,914 --> 01:00:28,633
- Sorry. Mazel tov.
- Thank you.
1070
01:00:30,418 --> 01:00:32,637
Oh. Taxi! Taxi!
1071
01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:34,305
No, wait!
Wait, wait, wait! Stop! Stop!
1072
01:00:34,381 --> 01:00:35,428
[ Henry]
Hey!
1073
01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:37,054
Okay. Okay, walk.
1074
01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:45,396
We're going to Williamsburg.
1075
01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:47,148
[ Henry]
Kent, near Metropolitan.
1076
01:01:00,699 --> 01:01:02,246
[ Beeping ]
1077
01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:06,413
[ Line Ringing]
1078
01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:09,215
- Have a good one, man.
- Yeah, you too.
1079
01:01:09,291 --> 01:01:13,091
[ Woman's Voice] Your call has been forwarded
to an automated voice messaging system.
1080
01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:15,593
- [ Henry ] Henry Altmann.
- [ Woman's Voice] Is not available.
1081
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:18,300
- AI the tone, please record your-
- [ Beeps ]
1082
01:01:26,141 --> 01:01:27,688
[ Sharon ]
Excuse me.
1083
01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:30,270
We're in an enormous hurry,
so as fast as you can.
1084
01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:32,355
- Do you have any cash? I'm flat broke.
- Yes, some I got.
1085
01:01:32,439 --> 01:01:33,907
We'll make it worth your while.
1086
01:01:33,982 --> 01:01:36,110
And can you also please
turn the heat on back here?
1087
01:01:38,612 --> 01:01:42,207
Is it me or is it getting colder in here?
1088
01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:46,378
Excuse me. Excuse me, sir.
We're not getting much heat back here.
1089
01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:50,541
[Sharon ] Why
- . Y Why are you going so slow?
1090
01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:52,171
It's green. The light is green.
1091
01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:54,628
- It was yellow.
- It's green!
1092
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,304
No, yellow.
1093
01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:58,131
[ Mouthing Words]
1094
01:01:58,215 --> 01:01:59,762
Like daffodil, yes?
1095
01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:00,888
- We gotta get out.
- What?
1096
01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:02,810
No, no, no. Nobody going nowhere.
1097
01:02:03,845 --> 01:02:05,472
You made my life bad.
1098
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:09,651
You threaten me, you threaten my license,
you threaten work, and now...
1099
01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:11,228
[Laughs]
now you in my cab.
1100
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:13,905
- Do you guys know each other?
- We've met.
1101
01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:15,982
- Jew.
- Goat herder.
1102
01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:17,568
- Racist!
- Ah, you-
1103
01:02:17,651 --> 01:02:20,655
All right, all right!
Calm, calm, calm. Everybody calm.
1104
01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:22,489
We-We can talk about this.
1105
01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:24,540
- Talk no. Kill yes.
- [Sharon ] What?
1106
01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:27,085
- I will kill him. He dead meat.
- Oh, you don't have the balls!
1107
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:28,377
Henry! Calm down!
1108
01:02:28,453 --> 01:02:30,126
- Calm this, motherfucker!
- I'm calm!
1109
01:02:30,205 --> 01:02:31,457
[ Both Screaming ]
1110
01:02:32,290 --> 01:02:33,963
[ Shouting ]
1111
01:02:34,042 --> 01:02:35,885
Motherfucker! Now, you dead!
1112
01:02:35,961 --> 01:02:37,929
No, now, you dead!
1113
01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:39,551
[Sharon ]
What ls happening?
1114
01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:41,599
- Come on. Come on.
- Come on, let's dance!
1115
01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:44,765
Yes, we go on, motherfucker.
1116
01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:48,098
I am a board certified
doctor of internal medicine...
1117
01:02:48,181 --> 01:02:51,355
and I really don't like it
when people don't listen to me!
1118
01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:53,653
When I say, “Stay calm”...
1119
01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:56,857
I... mean... calm!
1120
01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:59,238
Is that so damn hard to understand?
1121
01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:02,116
- No, not at all.
- Then get in the damn car!
1122
01:03:03,363 --> 01:03:04,865
Are we stealing this cab?
1123
01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:07,121
Do you wanna see your son by 6:22?
1124
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,669
- Yes, ma'am.
- Then get in the car.
1125
01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,798
[ Horn Honking ]
1126
01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:19,800
You don't own a car, do you?
1127
01:03:19,879 --> 01:03:22,052
No. Why?
1128
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:24,635
[ Bus Horn Honking ]
1129
01:03:24,718 --> 01:03:25,810
[ Car Horn Honking ]
1130
01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:29,265
Okay. Okay. Okay.
1131
01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:30,644
Relax. Relax.
1132
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:32,317
Relax, yeah. How?
1133
01:03:32,392 --> 01:03:34,986
You're just as bad as your brother.
1134
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,029
You drove Aaron?
1135
01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:39,483
He didn't approve of the way
the cab driver was driving.
1136
01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:41,318
Well, he can be a bit timid.
1137
01:03:41,401 --> 01:03:43,995
He sure loved me.
1138
01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,823
I was so lucky to have
a younger brother like that.
1139
01:03:46,906 --> 01:03:48,408
It's a gift.
1140
01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:50,539
That's why I wanted two kids.
1141
01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:57,338
- Did your two boys love each other?
- I think so.
1142
01:03:57,417 --> 01:04:00,296
- In their own way.
- Yeah?
1143
01:04:00,378 --> 01:04:02,005
They were very different.
1144
01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:05,430
L-I was an only child.
1145
01:04:08,219 --> 01:04:09,937
It must've been lonely.
1146
01:04:11,556 --> 01:04:13,854
- I didn't think so.
- Really?
1147
01:04:15,268 --> 01:04:17,270
Now how do you feel?
1148
01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:22,159
You wonder who's gonna be there
when something happens.
1149
01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:25,119
Like dying.
1150
01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:27,705
Like dying.
1151
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:34,087
Do you see this?
1152
01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:37,295
I see it.
1153
01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:40,343
Punch it.
1154
01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:49,352
Oh, yeah!
1155
01:04:49,427 --> 01:04:51,145
- Okay. Okay-
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
1156
01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:53,394
Calm, calm, calm, calm!
1157
01:04:53,473 --> 01:04:56,647
Yeah!
[Laughs]
1158
01:04:58,937 --> 01:05:01,440
[ Radio Dispatcher, indistinct]
1159
01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:10,540
License and registration, please.
1160
01:05:10,615 --> 01:05:13,038
Officer, I'm Dr. Sharon Gill...
1161
01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:15,667
- and this is a medical emergency-
- License and registration.
1162
01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:19,215
I understand.
This is my patient, Henry Altmann.
1163
01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:21,042
- He needs brain surgery.
- Do you have a license?
1164
01:05:21,126 --> 01:05:23,675
No, I don't. Not on me.
1165
01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:26,048
This your cab?
1166
01:05:26,131 --> 01:05:27,849
No. Yes!
1167
01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:30,347
Well, it's my uncle's.
1168
01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:33,888
No?
1169
01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:37,771
- Yeah, I got nothing.
- I got this.
1170
01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:40,274
- What are you gonna do?
- Tell him the truth.
1171
01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:42,105
Oh, this ought to be interesting.
1172
01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:45,658
Officer, a little over an hour ago,
this cab hit my car.
1173
01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:49,112
Then I went to the hospital
and Dr. Gill told me that I had a brain aneurysm...
1174
01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:51,368
- and I had 90 minutes to live.
- From the car accident.
1175
01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:54,076
No. Then I went to my office
and this guy was telling a joke...
1176
01:05:54,159 --> 01:05:56,537
about a man having sex with his wife
one last time, and I thought...
1177
01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:59,372
“Hey, that sounds like a good idea.
I'll go home and try it with mine.”
1178
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:01,129
I get there and there's my wife
sitting with my neighbor.
1179
01:06:01,207 --> 01:06:03,926
Turns out they've been shtupping
the whole time and I had no idea.
1180
01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:05,675
So I get out of there and I go to Juniors...
1181
01:06:05,753 --> 01:06:08,472
and I invited all these people to say good-bye
to them and only one guy shows up...
1182
01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:10,391
and he's pissed off at me
for stealing his high school sweetheart...
1183
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,720
- who I don't even remember!
- Calm. Calm.
1184
01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:16,978
So I go across the street
to buy a video camera from this nice guy.
1185
01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:20,401
A little bit- D-D-D-D- But still a good guy.
Not the fastest salesman.
1186
01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:23,276
And I give the video camera to a homeless guy
to videotape me talking to my son.
1187
01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:25,152
And I get a little upset
because after law school...
1188
01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:27,108
he decides to be a dance instructor
rather than a lawyer.
1189
01:06:27,192 --> 01:06:29,035
- The homeless guy?
- No, my son.
1190
01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:31,158
I had all these business cards printed up.
But what can you do?
1191
01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:32,784
I got upset and then I passed out.
1192
01:06:32,864 --> 01:06:34,741
And when I came to,
jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge.
1193
01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:36,622
That's when she shows up.
She jumps in the East River.
1194
01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:38,328
She fishes me out.
That's why we're wet.
1195
01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:40,413
Then we got picked up
by the same cabbie who hit me earlier.
1196
01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:42,966
She maces him
and that's how we got this cab.
1197
01:06:45,210 --> 01:06:47,178
- Weird, huh?
- Yeah.
1198
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:50,097
You weren't kidding
about him needing brain surgery.
1199
01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:53,552
No, no, no, not at all!
1200
01:06:53,635 --> 01:06:55,854
- Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1201
01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:58,023
Please step out of the vehicle.
1202
01:06:58,097 --> 01:07:01,897
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Um... hold on. Okay.
1203
01:07:01,976 --> 01:07:04,900
- Please This, uh- This is-
- [ Beeping ]
1204
01:07:04,979 --> 01:07:09,655
This is the hospital.
Just ask for Dr. Jordan Reed.
1205
01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:14,034
Dr. Jordan Reed.
1206
01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:16,411
- Okay - Okay 7
1207
01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:17,993
This is N.Y.P.D.
1208
01:07:18,076 --> 01:07:21,080
You know a Dr. Gill and a Mr. Altmann?
1209
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:28,344
Holy shit!
1210
01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:31,381
- What hospital?
- Maimonides.
1211
01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:32,681
- Follow me.
- Yes, sir.
1212
01:07:32,757 --> 01:07:34,885
- Try to keep up.
- I will try, sir. I will try.
1213
01:07:34,968 --> 01:07:37,471
- Thank you so much, Officer.
- [ Siren Blaring ]
1214
01:07:39,597 --> 01:07:41,816
- You're not gonna follow him, are you?
- Oh, fuck, no.
1215
01:07:43,518 --> 01:07:45,737
[ Henry]
Yes! You go, girl!
1216
01:07:45,812 --> 01:07:48,156
[Laughs]
Whoo!
1217
01:07:54,445 --> 01:07:56,288
- Did he call?
- No.
1218
01:07:58,283 --> 01:08:00,661
He might not try you here again.
1219
01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:04,373
- What if he dies before I talk to him?
- Don't go there.
1220
01:08:04,455 --> 01:08:06,002
Well, I didn't take the call.
1221
01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:08,585
It's not your fault. He's-
1222
01:08:10,962 --> 01:08:12,509
He wasn't always.
1223
01:08:14,007 --> 01:08:18,308
Like, when I was seven,
he taught me how to play gin rummy.
1224
01:08:18,386 --> 01:08:21,265
I hated it 'cause I could never beat him.
1225
01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:24,563
So he taught me how to cheat.
1226
01:08:26,644 --> 01:08:29,693
He was so big and loud and fun.
1227
01:08:32,859 --> 01:08:34,611
Then Peter died.
1228
01:08:36,029 --> 01:08:37,531
And I left.
1229
01:08:42,285 --> 01:08:44,253
And everything changed.
1230
01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:49,588
He used to be so affectionate.
1231
01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:52,420
He was like a major hugger.
1232
01:08:57,383 --> 01:08:59,556
Hasn't done that in a while.
1233
01:09:01,095 --> 01:09:02,438
Sweetie.
1234
01:09:05,266 --> 01:09:08,520
Maybe he's calling the apartment,
or going there.
1235
01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:11,314
Think we should wait there?
1236
01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:35,008
[Sighs]
Well, 6:18.
1237
01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:36,510
Yeah.
1238
01:09:37,715 --> 01:09:38,887
Go on.
1239
01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:43,517
I gotta wipe this car down, torch it.
1240
01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:46,770
- Really?
- I Laughs] No. No.
1241
01:09:46,849 --> 01:09:49,272
But I'll probably park it
next to a fire hydrant.
1242
01:09:56,901 --> 01:09:58,699
- Henry.
- Yeah.
1243
01:09:59,737 --> 01:10:01,535
It'll be all right.
1244
01:10:15,753 --> 01:10:17,630
[ Beeps I
1245
01:10:21,509 --> 01:10:23,307
- Sharon?
- Hey.
1246
01:10:23,386 --> 01:10:25,889
Can you call Bernstein
and have him prep a room for Henry Altmann?
1247
01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:28,225
Sure.
1248
01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:30,309
Is everything all right?
1249
01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:35,940
I don't know.
1250
01:10:56,085 --> 01:11:00,591
[ Woman ]
J“ Why does it seem so inviting? J“
1251
01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:07,013
JV' [ Continues, indistinct ]
1252
01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:12,735
Hi.
1253
01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:14,403
Hey, Dad.
1254
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:15,981
Hey, Tommy.
1255
01:11:18,316 --> 01:11:20,114
How you feeling?
1256
01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:22,696
Uh... I've been better.
1257
01:11:22,779 --> 01:11:25,123
For now, I'm okay.
1258
01:11:28,326 --> 01:11:31,000
Remember that time on the bridge
when I was a kid?
1259
01:11:31,078 --> 01:11:33,046
- What time?
- With this?
1260
01:11:34,332 --> 01:11:36,130
No.
1261
01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:40,385
Come on, you were humming,
singing it, and-
1262
01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:42,010
And what?
1263
01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:46,143
We started dancing.
1264
01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:48,096
- Did we?
- Yeah.
1265
01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:51,649
N' [ Continues ]
1266
01:11:56,437 --> 01:11:57,984
Show me.
1267
01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:21,588
You're good.
1268
01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:25,008
You should do this for a living.
1269
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:33,440
I missed this, kiddo.
1270
01:12:55,329 --> 01:12:57,047
What time is it?
1271
01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:01,757
Uh, 7:02.
1272
01:13:02,962 --> 01:13:04,805
And you will notice...
1273
01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:08,055
you're still alive.
1274
01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:10,182
That's nice.
1275
01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:12,806
Yeah, it is.
1276
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:17,860
Would you wanna know
when you were gonna die?
1277
01:13:21,272 --> 01:13:22,524
No.
1278
01:13:24,317 --> 01:13:26,240
But if you did...
1279
01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:29,243
what would you do
if you knew how long you had?
1280
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:36,959
I would try and figure out
how to be happy.
1281
01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:43,090
Then why don't you?
1282
01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:48,511
Maybe I will.
1283
01:13:58,351 --> 01:14:02,857
If it's all right with you,
I'm gonna close my eyes now.
1284
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:24,837
[ Sharon Narrating]
No one expected Henry to survive one day.
1285
01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:29,594
Instead, he lived for eight days.
1286
01:14:30,883 --> 01:14:33,636
It was sort of like the Hanukkah miracle.
1287
01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:39,984
In that eight days,
he had long talks with his wife...
1288
01:14:43,062 --> 01:14:46,362
shared one last brown bag lunch
with his brother...
1289
01:14:50,569 --> 01:14:53,664
and cheated his son at gin rummy.
1290
01:14:53,739 --> 01:15:01,248
My tombstone will say,
“Henry Altmann, 1951 dash 2014.”
1291
01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:04,425
I never knew till now,
it's not the dates that matter...
1292
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:07,549
- it's the dash.
- The dash?
1293
01:15:07,628 --> 01:15:10,006
You little shtarker.
You already knew that, didn't you?
1294
01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:11,306
Kind of.
1295
01:15:12,633 --> 01:15:15,182
You picked your own path.
1296
01:15:15,261 --> 01:15:18,185
You lived your life,
even though it pissed me off.
1297
01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:20,437
I'm proud of you, kid. Gin.
1298
01:15:22,101 --> 01:15:24,524
- That card was up your sleeve.
- No, worse.
1299
01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:25,946
[Laughs]
1300
01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:33,117
[ Sharon Narrating ] For eight days,
Henry Altmann never got angry even once.
1301
01:15:33,195 --> 01:15:37,041
Except at the very end,
when he told death to go fuck himself.
1302
01:15:37,116 --> 01:15:39,869
[ Mouthing Words]
1303
01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:43,798
And then he turned his thoughts
to things that pleased him...
1304
01:15:46,792 --> 01:15:48,465
and sailed away.
1305
01:15:57,303 --> 01:16:01,058
[ Henry Narrating ]
No one expected Sharon Gill to go back to her old life.
1306
01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:04,394
And, indeed, she did not.
1307
01:16:04,477 --> 01:16:06,980
On the same day, she quit her job...
1308
01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:10,317
her pills and Dr. Fielding.
1309
01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:13,619
And then signed up to work
at a free clinic on Bergen Street...
1310
01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:17,039
where she could spend
more than 15 minutes per patient...
1311
01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:20,334
and be the doctor
she always wanted to be.
1312
01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:25,791
By summer, she felt she kept
her promise to Henry to be happy.
1313
01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:28,672
Enough to adopt a new cat...
1314
01:16:28,751 --> 01:16:31,174
and to begin to date again.
1315
01:16:31,253 --> 01:16:33,881
What about you guys?
Any plans for this winter?
1316
01:16:33,964 --> 01:16:35,966
We might go on a bike tour in Hawaii.
1317
01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:38,849
No, I don't bicycle well.
Dad didn't teach us.
1318
01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:41,101
Henry hated bicycles.
1319
01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:42,898
What? Why?
1320
01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:45,688
He considered them predatory.
1321
01:16:47,311 --> 01:16:49,734
All right, speaking of, huh,
who's got Henry?
1322
01:16:49,814 --> 01:16:51,441
Yeah, let's do this.
1323
01:16:51,524 --> 01:16:53,117
I do. I do.
1324
01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:58,622
- Mom, will you?
- Brown paper bag.
1325
01:16:58,697 --> 01:17:01,496
- He's a simple man.
- [Chuckles] I love it.
1326
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:08,626
[ Henry Narrating ] As Henry Altmann prepared
to go into the East River for the second time...
1327
01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:11,130
he added “Being in the East River”...
1328
01:17:11,210 --> 01:17:13,258
to the list of things he hated.
1329
01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:17,800
But he also felt at peace...
1330
01:17:17,883 --> 01:17:20,887
secure in the knowledge that somehow...
1331
01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:24,190
he would live on in the hearts
of those who loved him.
1332
01:17:24,265 --> 01:17:27,109
Hey! What the fuck
do you think you're doing?
1333
01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:33,566
What the hell?
I ask you, what the hell?
1334
01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:35,947
What do you think we're doing, littering?
1335
01:17:36,026 --> 01:17:38,779
What are you,
the River Beautification Patrol?
1336
01:17:38,863 --> 01:17:42,333
I ask you, do you think
we're sprinkling fairy dust all over Brooklyn?
1337
01:17:42,408 --> 01:17:44,410
Are you the Fairy Dust Police?
1338
01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:46,461
Are you one of those guys
that hates anything that tinkles?
1339
01:17:46,537 --> 01:17:49,507
Have you no humility?
No fucking manners?
1340
01:17:49,582 --> 01:17:51,584
It's ashes, you moron!
1341
01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:55,342
A ground-up friend,
husband and father, you asshole!
1342
01:17:55,421 --> 01:17:58,015
If you can't understand that,
why don't you come over here?
1343
01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:00,058
- Leave it alone!
- Come here and talk to us!
1344
01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:02,011
What, you don't have a father?
1345
01:18:02,094 --> 01:18:05,189
- [All Shouting ]
- [Tommy] You don't have a father?
1346
01:18:05,264 --> 01:18:08,518
Yeah, you better run! You better run!
1347
01:18:12,271 --> 01:18:14,365
[All Laughing ]
1348
01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:15,737
[ Frank]
Fuck You!
1349
01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:17,363
[All Laughing ]