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Yeah!
Raise the roof for your class song,

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"I'm Too Sexy"
by Right Said Fred.

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Now, it's time to give it up
for your 1991 prom king and queen,

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Ted-O and Nikki!

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Ted-O. Ted-O.

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Ted-O. Ted-O. Ted-O.

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Vincent!

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Reunions are strange.

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They bring up a lot of
feelings about your past.

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Were you a jock?

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A pothead?

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A drama club kid?

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A loser?

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Did you get the girl...
or did she ever even notice you?

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Who did you want to be,
and who did you actually become?

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Damn, Charlie.

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Are you still hung up on that skank?

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Hey.

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You forgot the guy who showed you
your first pair of tits?

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You're givin' me dead eyes?
It's me!

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It's Maxi-Pad!

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Max Kessler!

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- Come on.
- Oh, my God.

24
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I haven't seen you in forever. Wow.

25
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So, how is your mother?

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Oh, well, you wouldn't want to
check her out in the shower these days.

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Not lookin' too good.

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You know, I still think she might have
known that we were watching.

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Are you kiddin' me? That's why she
winked at you in the middle.

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You were her little Macaulay Culkin.

31
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Man, these two assholes
deserve each other.

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They actually got divorced.
They're still really good friends though.

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I see that.

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They had twins together,
but she got remarried.

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Wow.

36
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Imagine if her husband was here right now
watching that alcoholic hosebag

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fucking dry hump her ex.

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He is here, actually.

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Oh, hey, congratulations.
That's good news, man.

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I wish you would've told me before
I called your wife an alcoholic hosebag.

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But, that's... that's excellent.

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Whoa. Excuse me, one second.

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Hey, come on. Ted-O.
No, no. No... too much.

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Oh, God.

45
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Ha! I'm sorry. Whoo!

46
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It's the goddamn Funky Bunch, baby!

47
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I lose my shit! Every time.

48
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Relax, Charlie,
we were just dancin'.

49
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You don't have to make a scene.

50
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He's making a scene? You're the one
getting a pap smear out here.

51
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I wasn't getting a pap smear,
shit-for-brains.

52
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- Hey, hey.
- No, no.

53
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Here's what happened,
all right? Here's what happened.

54
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I think we had a little...

55
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few too many beers
and we're just gonna call it a night.

56
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Okay, fine.

57
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Let's go, Mr. Buzzkill. Ah!

58
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You know I can't leave right now,
I'm the class treasurer.

59
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I have to settle up
with the DJ and the hotel.

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- Okay? You...
- You know what?

61
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Jimmy Badboy's got a limo.

62
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Now, she could just hop right in
with me if you wanted.

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- If it's all right.
- Oh, that sounds great.

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- Yeah?
- Let me ask my dad.

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Hey, listen, it's better than
drinking and driving.

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Yes, okay, fine.
I'll see you at home.

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- It's a limousine.
- All right.

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I'll take good care of her. Whoo!

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I'm sorry.

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If I'm remembering correctly,

71
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Charlie McMillan always
loved himself a Bud Light.

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How about that time my father took us
on the drive-along in his cop car.

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Oh, I remember that.

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And that guy we had to arrest,

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who kept flashing everybody
at the 7-Eleven.

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You stuck me in the backseat
with that guy!

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Yeah, who would have thought a guy could
whack off with a set of handcuffs on?

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Why did we ever stop hangin' out?

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We lived right across the street
from each other.

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I don't know.
We had different classes.

81
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Yeah, you were with all the smart kids.

82
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I was in shop class
making bird cages and foot stools.

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Yeah.

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And after your dad died...

85
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Yeah, I wasn't too social after that, huh?

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I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
Growing up without a dad.

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But you're in Jacksonville now.

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Tell me about yourself.
I don't know anything.

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Remember how we said we were gonna
kick ass and take names?

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Oh, yeah, we did.

91
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You were going to invent time travel,
weren't you?

92
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And you were gonna be
an FBI agent.

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That's right.

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Mr. Falcone, our guidance counselor,

95
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said I was gonna
end up working in the morgue.

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- He did not like you.
- Yeah.

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But I guess old Mr. Falcone
can suck my dick.

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Shut up! Shut...

99
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Are you kidding me?
You did it?

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Oh, my God, man!

101
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Are you packin' heat?

102
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Jesus!

103
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My God.

104
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Have you ever had to...
shoot anybody?

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I don't kill and tell, Charlie.

106
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These are human beings
we're talking about.

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Yeah.

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Eight people.

109
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Are you kidding me, dude?
This is cra...

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Oh... Oh, yeah, that. I...

111
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I have not done that. That's...

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I did it with you.
That was the last time.

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Yep.

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It's good to see me again, ain't it?

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Wait, right...
Smoke it right here?

116
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You're runnin' with the law tonight,
Charlie.

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You're an untouchable.

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That's right.

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Oh... here.

120
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Oh, no, I can't.

121
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Fucking Bureau does random tests.
You want to get me fired?

122
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Oh...

123
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So, what else, Charlie?

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Believe it or not...

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I still actually work at the same place
I worked in high school.

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Save & Pay Supermarket?

127
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No. No, I've never worked at Save & Pay.

128
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I manage the bank that's
inside of Save & Pay.

129
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Palm Coast Savings Bank has
nothing to do with the supermarket.

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Except the fact that it's in it.

131
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Right, it's in it,
but that doesn't mean it's a part of it.

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It's its own entity.

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So if the supermarket was closed,
could I get into the bank?

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Wouldn't happen.

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We keep banking hours,
so we close before them.

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You keep telling yourself that, Charlie.

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Where you living?

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I live in the same house.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, Oakmont.

140
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Man, if you still had that Gremlin
piece of shit you used to drive,

141
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we'd be right back in high school.

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The old Gremlin.
I remember that.

143
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Yeah, I still have it.

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- You're shittin' me.
- Yeah.

145
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- So, basically, everything...
- It's the same.

146
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Yeah, it's the same.

147
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But things are good, man.
Things are great.

148
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It's going great, seriously.

149
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Come on, let's get real.

150
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Let Maxi-Pad soak up your pain.

151
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My life fuckin' sucks.

152
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Yeah.

153
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I drive the same car.
I have the same job.

154
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I talk to the same people.

155
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I'm chasing the same girl...

156
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except now I pay
all her credit card bills.

157
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She still doesn't care about me.

158
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I mean, I talked to these people tonight,

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they're going parasailing,
motorcycle racing, cliff diving.

160
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Oh, fuck all the people tonight.
They're all fat and old-lookin'.

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Go to Antigua.
Jump off a cliff.

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I'm too much of a pussy.
I would never do that.

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Plus, I can't.
I can't go to Antigua.

164
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I can't go anywhere,
I don't have a passport.

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Oh!

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You're not a pussy, Charlie.
You never were a pussy.

167
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I'm just in a rut... a bad one.

168
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I have so many responsibilities.

169
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Like putting Ted-O's twins
through college?

170
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Exactly, that is on the list.

171
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I mean, what the hell happened to my life?

172
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Can't give up hope, bud.

173
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Wish I could start from scratch.
Just get it right this time.

174
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Hey, maybe this is the weed,
I think there's some girl spying on us.

175
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- 5'5"?
- Yeah.

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- Dark wig?
- Yeah.

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- Button nose?
- Yeah.

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- Don't acknowledge her.
- Oh.

179
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It's my fucking psycho ex-girlfriend.

180
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Is she stalkin' you?

181
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She can't quit me.

182
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- I gotta talk to her.
- No, wait. Wait.

183
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- I miss you.
- Well... good.

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- Change your mind.
- Nope.

185
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- Please.
- You gotta just fucking be tough.

186
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Just toughen the fuck...

187
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Oh, I hate you.

188
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

189
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She's gonna leave you alone now.

190
00:09:10,489 --> 00:09:12,324
No, I gave her my hotel key.

191
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She drove all the way out here.

192
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Might as well feed the giraffe a carrot
before I send her back to the zoo,

193
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you know what I mean.

194
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Damn it, man.

195
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You are kicking ass and taking names.
You're doing it.

196
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You should be doing that with me, Charlie.

197
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- Like we always talked about.
- Yeah.

198
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Hey... I hope I see you again.

199
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Yeah, me, too.

200
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Yeah. No, I'm here.

201
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That's right.
I got dinner.

202
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It's covered. I got Chinese.
Everything you want.

203
00:10:01,832 --> 00:10:03,375
I got the six egg rolls,

204
00:10:03,459 --> 00:10:05,544
four orange chickens,
two Kung Pao chickens.

205
00:10:05,628 --> 00:10:07,004
Just the way you like it.

206
00:10:07,087 --> 00:10:08,380
Oh... okay.

207
00:10:11,383 --> 00:10:13,427
Uh... I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Uh, you sure?

208
00:10:13,510 --> 00:10:16,055
Two more... Two more Kung Pao chickens,
are you sure?

209
00:10:16,138 --> 00:10:18,933
- Excuse me.
- Okay, I gotta go. Bye.

210
00:10:19,016 --> 00:10:20,392
Are you the manager?

211
00:10:20,476 --> 00:10:22,186
Why, yes I am.
How can I help you?

212
00:10:22,269 --> 00:10:26,148
Can you tell me where I can find
the kitty litter aisle?

213
00:10:26,232 --> 00:10:28,567
Actually, I'm the bank manager.

214
00:10:28,651 --> 00:10:29,652
Oh...

215
00:10:29,735 --> 00:10:33,405
Palm Coast Savings is a bank
and we have nothing to do with Save & Pay.

216
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,324
Kitty litter?

217
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,826
It's aisle two.

218
00:10:49,296 --> 00:10:51,840
Hey.

219
00:10:51,924 --> 00:10:53,759
How was karate, boys?

220
00:10:53,842 --> 00:10:55,010
See for yourself!

221
00:10:58,264 --> 00:11:00,557
Hey, Mom, check it out.
Charlie pissed his pants.

222
00:11:07,815 --> 00:11:10,401
Are you sure
you're not yankin' my crank?

223
00:11:10,484 --> 00:11:11,652
This is real?

224
00:11:11,735 --> 00:11:14,113
All expenses paid?

225
00:11:14,196 --> 00:11:16,323
Naples, Italy?

226
00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:19,243
Naples, Florida?

227
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,538
Oh!
Oh, my God, we so need this.

228
00:11:22,663 --> 00:11:23,664
- Thank you.
- What is it?

229
00:11:23,747 --> 00:11:25,624
You are not gonna believe
what just happened.

230
00:11:25,708 --> 00:11:28,043
I just won a two-day spa weekend

231
00:11:28,127 --> 00:11:31,130
at the Ritz-Carlton Resort
in Naples, Florida!

232
00:11:31,213 --> 00:11:32,589
What?

233
00:11:32,673 --> 00:11:34,508
What? How?

234
00:11:34,591 --> 00:11:37,678
I won the grand prize drawin'
at the reunion.

235
00:11:37,761 --> 00:11:40,514
I don't even remember there being
a drawing at the reunion.

236
00:11:40,597 --> 00:11:43,684
I don't remember the reunion.
But I'll fucking take it.

237
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:45,102
Yeah. Woo-hoo!

238
00:11:45,185 --> 00:11:47,229
Party train.
When is it?

239
00:11:47,312 --> 00:11:49,523
- This weekend.
- Oh, that's perfect.

240
00:11:49,606 --> 00:11:51,650
Tracy is gonna get turnt up.

241
00:11:51,734 --> 00:11:53,110
Tracy?

242
00:11:53,193 --> 00:11:55,029
I thought this was our weekend together?

243
00:11:55,112 --> 00:11:57,698
Well, Charlie, it's a spa.

244
00:11:57,781 --> 00:12:00,451
It's totally
a girls' type of thing.

245
00:12:00,534 --> 00:12:02,202
- Oh.
- It's... it's... Oh!

246
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,329
- Oh, okay.
- But, hey... Charlie,

247
00:12:04,455 --> 00:12:06,790
this will give you time
to paint the garage.

248
00:12:06,874 --> 00:12:08,083
Oh, yeah, right...

249
00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:12,629
Oh, my God, they accept dogs!
Tracy's bringing Biscuit!

250
00:12:13,464 --> 00:12:15,841
All right, that sounds fun.

251
00:12:17,676 --> 00:12:20,387
Where the fuck are the fortune cookies?

252
00:12:27,686 --> 00:12:31,482
Karate chop me, you little prick.
I wasn't ready for it.

253
00:12:31,565 --> 00:12:34,485
You ready for this?

254
00:12:36,528 --> 00:12:37,780
Asshole.

255
00:13:13,148 --> 00:13:14,358
Ahoy.

256
00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:16,902
And then it happened.

257
00:13:16,985 --> 00:13:19,154
Permission to come aboard, skipper?

258
00:13:19,238 --> 00:13:23,033
Permission granted, little buddy.
You ready to get your drink on?

259
00:13:24,243 --> 00:13:28,038
Oh, my God.
That is not a Bud Light Party Ball.

260
00:13:28,122 --> 00:13:29,790
If you put your ear to it just right,

261
00:13:29,873 --> 00:13:33,836
you can still hear somebody puking
at a Def Leppard concert.

262
00:13:33,919 --> 00:13:36,547
Huh? Huh?

263
00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,799
Uh, but I shouldn't
have a drink right away,

264
00:13:38,882 --> 00:13:42,886
because I popped a few Dramamine just to,
you know, help me get my sea legs.

265
00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:44,263
- Oh...
- But, um...

266
00:13:44,346 --> 00:13:48,475
I did get us some Sea-Band bracelets.

267
00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:50,602
One of the cashiers at Save & Pay

268
00:13:50,686 --> 00:13:53,480
said that this is a miracle worker
for her mother-in-law.

269
00:13:53,564 --> 00:13:54,815
- I get one, too?
- Yeah.

270
00:13:54,898 --> 00:13:56,567
Oh, thanks, man.

271
00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:59,611
So, uh, what do you think of my boat?

272
00:13:59,695 --> 00:14:03,240
This is... insane.
I've never seen anything like it.

273
00:14:03,323 --> 00:14:05,742
My God, I gotta join the FBI.

274
00:14:05,826 --> 00:14:07,536
How long have you had her?

275
00:14:07,619 --> 00:14:09,163
She's a virgin.

276
00:14:10,122 --> 00:14:12,040
I want you to pop her cherry.

277
00:14:12,124 --> 00:14:14,585
- Me?
- Yeah. Grab this.

278
00:14:14,668 --> 00:14:17,171
- What do I do?
- Come on.

279
00:14:17,254 --> 00:14:21,258
- To, uh, kickin' ass and taking names!
- There he is.

280
00:14:21,341 --> 00:14:24,011
- You fuck!
- Are you shitting me?

281
00:14:24,094 --> 00:14:25,304
You brought it back to my...

282
00:14:25,387 --> 00:14:27,806
I'm fucking with you. Yeah!

283
00:14:41,904 --> 00:14:44,865
Yeah. Yeah, man.

284
00:14:58,086 --> 00:14:59,713
Hi!

285
00:14:59,796 --> 00:15:01,089
Hi, guys!

286
00:15:06,303 --> 00:15:08,096
Hey, girls, come on.

287
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:10,974
Huh?

288
00:15:16,813 --> 00:15:18,690
Fuck, yeah.
Thank you!

289
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:23,070
- Oh... Oh! "Show us your dick."
- No.

290
00:15:23,153 --> 00:15:25,280
Show them.
Don't even think about it.

291
00:15:25,364 --> 00:15:26,573
Let's see it.
Come on! Come on!

292
00:15:26,657 --> 00:15:28,700
Okay. Okay.

293
00:15:32,663 --> 00:15:35,415
- Oh!
- Boo!

294
00:15:37,251 --> 00:15:39,461
- What the hell is that?
- Come on!

295
00:15:51,807 --> 00:15:53,517
I couldn't believe it.

296
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,769
I was having the best time
of my adult life.

297
00:16:02,568 --> 00:16:04,486
It was like Max and I had
never been apart.

298
00:16:07,322 --> 00:16:11,493
The years melted away and we were goofy
teenagers again, having nothing but fun.

299
00:16:11,577 --> 00:16:14,413
Max!

300
00:16:20,419 --> 00:16:24,464
Forgetting my troubles for a while
was just what the doctor ordered.

301
00:16:27,384 --> 00:16:29,636
- Wow!
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

302
00:16:32,222 --> 00:16:35,475
Fuckin' A, baby!
You got dinner for us!

303
00:16:39,813 --> 00:16:42,316
Fuck you! Fuck you!

304
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:04,921
Deep down, I knew that soon
I'd have to get back to the real world.

305
00:17:05,005 --> 00:17:07,007
But Max had a way
of making me forget all my...

306
00:17:34,326 --> 00:17:35,410
Hey.

307
00:17:38,413 --> 00:17:39,414
What's...

308
00:17:54,054 --> 00:17:55,931
Hey, Mr. Sleepyhead.

309
00:17:56,973 --> 00:17:58,517
What's going on?

310
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,352
Why am...
Why am I tied up?

311
00:18:00,435 --> 00:18:02,688
I didn't want you to freak out
when you came to.

312
00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:05,440
You think tying me to a bed's
not gonna freak me out?

313
00:18:05,524 --> 00:18:07,526
- Where the hell am I?
- You're in a motel.

314
00:18:07,609 --> 00:18:10,904
You were snoring your balls off
for, like, 24 hours straight.

315
00:18:10,987 --> 00:18:12,948
Wait, what? What?

316
00:18:13,031 --> 00:18:15,617
Yeah, I guess I went
a little heavy on the roofies.

317
00:18:15,701 --> 00:18:16,868
You roofied me?

318
00:18:16,952 --> 00:18:19,621
Max, please let me go.

319
00:18:19,705 --> 00:18:21,790
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not a problem, buddy.

320
00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:23,041
Let me get you out of there.

321
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:26,378
I got you in a half hitch.
You know who taught me that knot?

322
00:18:26,461 --> 00:18:29,381
Your father,
when we went fishing that day.

323
00:18:29,464 --> 00:18:32,968
Your equilibrium's gonna be way off
'cause of the drugs.

324
00:18:33,051 --> 00:18:34,386
So just kind of take it easy

325
00:18:34,469 --> 00:18:36,388
- when I get you free, okay?
- Uh-huh.

326
00:18:36,471 --> 00:18:37,931
There you go.

327
00:18:41,059 --> 00:18:43,562
I'm gonna fucking kill you!

328
00:18:45,522 --> 00:18:48,859
- Charlie, I told you.
- Oh, God.

329
00:18:48,942 --> 00:18:50,277
Come here.

330
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,196
Just do it, serial killer.
Kill me, get it over with!

331
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,074
I'm not gonna kill you.
What the fuck are you talking about?

332
00:18:56,158 --> 00:18:58,618
Sit down.
You know why I'm not gonna kill you?

333
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,704
Because you're already dead.

334
00:19:00,787 --> 00:19:02,789
- What?
- I did it, Charlie.

335
00:19:02,873 --> 00:19:05,959
I pulled off the greatest magic act
of all time.

336
00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:08,044
I made us disappear.

337
00:19:08,128 --> 00:19:10,338
Wait, you did what?

338
00:19:10,422 --> 00:19:12,466
I faked our deaths.

339
00:19:13,258 --> 00:19:14,885
Charlie, look at this.

340
00:19:14,968 --> 00:19:19,556
I maxed out all my credit cards'
cash advances.

341
00:19:20,182 --> 00:19:22,976
$62,000!

342
00:19:23,059 --> 00:19:25,604
Dead people don't have to pay their bills.

343
00:19:25,687 --> 00:19:29,524
So Amex can blow me.
And you wanted a passport.

344
00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:34,529
Huh?

345
00:19:34,613 --> 00:19:36,406
Where the fuck is it?

346
00:19:38,283 --> 00:19:39,659
Oh!

347
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:44,080
You are officially now
Dr. Ronald P. Fishman, world traveler.

348
00:19:45,415 --> 00:19:49,586
- You were sleeping.
- I don't wanna be Dr. Ronald P. Fishman.

349
00:19:49,669 --> 00:19:50,837
Well, you can't be Butch Ryder,

350
00:19:50,921 --> 00:19:54,007
'cause I already put my picture
on this one, so, you snooze, you lose.

351
00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:56,468
Max, why are you doing this?

352
00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:59,346
So you could start from scratch.
Get a brand new life.

353
00:19:59,429 --> 00:20:00,931
I made your wish come true.

354
00:20:01,014 --> 00:20:05,435
That night... I was stoned!
I didn't know what I was saying!

355
00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:07,395
Where's Dr. Fishman?

356
00:20:07,479 --> 00:20:09,898
At the bottom of the ocean...
with Butch Ryder.

357
00:20:09,981 --> 00:20:12,567
Jesus Christ,
how many people did you kill?

358
00:20:13,652 --> 00:20:16,696
I didn't kill anybody.
I just borrowed two dead bodies.

359
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,865
Charlie, calm down.

360
00:20:18,949 --> 00:20:21,618
You have a right to be mad,
'cause I did lie to you.

361
00:20:21,701 --> 00:20:22,828
I'm not in the FBI.

362
00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:25,872
I made that up 'cause I was embarrassed
of where my life turned out.

363
00:20:25,956 --> 00:20:29,584
I am a coroner.
At the city morgue.

364
00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:31,586
Mr. Falcone was right!

365
00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:32,838
I stack bodies for a living.

366
00:20:32,921 --> 00:20:35,507
Just like he uncannily predicted.

367
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:37,551
I can't believe this.

368
00:20:37,634 --> 00:20:39,803
Hey, we both needed a fresh start.

369
00:20:39,886 --> 00:20:43,306
And when these two
age-appropriate bodies rolled in...

370
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:46,560
no one claimed them for a week,
I... fake-cremated them.

371
00:20:46,643 --> 00:20:47,978
And I put 'em on ice.

372
00:20:48,937 --> 00:20:52,023
This is exactly why I had to stop
hanging out with you, Max.

373
00:20:52,107 --> 00:20:54,025
It's coming back to me.
You're crazy.

374
00:20:54,109 --> 00:20:56,862
This is too much. It's too much.
I can't do it. I can't.

375
00:20:56,945 --> 00:21:00,240
Hey, you have to do this,
or we're looking at five to ten...

376
00:21:00,323 --> 00:21:01,616
for faking our own deaths.

377
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:04,411
Plus, I didn't opt for the fuckin'
insurance on the boat rental.

378
00:21:04,494 --> 00:21:05,912
So that...
that'll fuck me, man.

379
00:21:05,996 --> 00:21:09,165
Max, I... I'm gonna go home, okay?
I gotta go home.

380
00:21:09,249 --> 00:21:10,876
Charlie, you wanna go home?

381
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:13,003
To that miserable wife and those kids?

382
00:21:13,086 --> 00:21:14,838
And the Save & Pay job?

383
00:21:14,921 --> 00:21:17,591
I don't work at Save & fucking Pay!

384
00:21:19,426 --> 00:21:20,635
Charlie...

385
00:21:21,887 --> 00:21:23,221
you tried.

386
00:21:28,226 --> 00:21:30,020
- Go on.
- Um...

387
00:21:31,062 --> 00:21:33,064
You made a good casserole.

388
00:21:33,148 --> 00:21:36,735
I feel real sad that you were a Democrat.

389
00:21:36,818 --> 00:21:38,069
And, um...

390
00:21:39,404 --> 00:21:41,156
I don't know what else to say.

391
00:21:41,239 --> 00:21:43,867
I think you said it all, baby.
I think you said it all.

392
00:21:45,368 --> 00:21:49,748
Charlie McMillan and I went
to school together our entire lives.

393
00:21:49,831 --> 00:21:52,250
The first time I actually noticed him...

394
00:21:52,334 --> 00:21:54,628
was when he turned up at the firehouse

395
00:21:54,711 --> 00:21:58,214
to ask for my ex-wife's hand in marriage.

396
00:21:58,298 --> 00:22:00,759
Now, I didn't know whether to hit him...

397
00:22:00,842 --> 00:22:02,135
or hug him!

398
00:22:04,137 --> 00:22:05,555
Predictable.

399
00:22:05,639 --> 00:22:07,432
Reliable.

400
00:22:07,515 --> 00:22:09,434
Dependable!

401
00:22:09,517 --> 00:22:11,770
I'm not just talking about my Ford F-150.

402
00:22:11,853 --> 00:22:15,732
Talkin' about Charlie McMillan,
who I know for a fact,

403
00:22:15,815 --> 00:22:17,317
would want us to wrap this up

404
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,240
so we can get home and watch
the Dolphins game.

405
00:22:19,319 --> 00:22:21,613
Am I right?
Five and two this season.

406
00:22:21,696 --> 00:22:23,740
Can I get a "Go Fish"?

407
00:22:23,823 --> 00:22:26,159
Let's go win this one for Charlie!
Come on, honey.

408
00:22:28,453 --> 00:22:31,164
- Aw.
- This is for you.

409
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:36,628
Thank you.
Thanks, I appreciate it.

410
00:23:07,158 --> 00:23:08,201
Jesus.

411
00:23:20,839 --> 00:23:22,132
Touchdown, Dolphins!

412
00:23:22,215 --> 00:23:23,299
Yeah!

413
00:23:25,552 --> 00:23:27,887
And that
was the moment I realized

414
00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:30,557
I was glad Charlie McMillan was dead.

415
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,527
My dry-cleaner showed up?

416
00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:45,572
Did not see that coming.
I love that guy.

417
00:23:45,655 --> 00:23:48,074
Why don't you go down there
and freak him out?

418
00:23:48,158 --> 00:23:50,702
Didn't expect to see you so quick.

419
00:23:50,785 --> 00:23:53,371
You think I'd miss my killer's funeral?

420
00:23:53,455 --> 00:23:55,498
There it is.
He's back.

421
00:23:55,582 --> 00:23:57,709
- Can I take a look?
- Go ahead.

422
00:24:00,336 --> 00:24:02,005
Who's this guy in the suit?

423
00:24:02,088 --> 00:24:04,549
Is that George Michael?
I have no idea.

424
00:24:04,632 --> 00:24:06,092
And what's this?

425
00:24:06,176 --> 00:24:08,595
Is that your crazy ex-girlfriend?
Is she here, too?

426
00:24:15,852 --> 00:24:17,562
What is she doing?

427
00:24:17,645 --> 00:24:19,105
Come on.

428
00:24:20,523 --> 00:24:21,691
Cut that shit.

429
00:24:24,194 --> 00:24:26,362
Hey, buddy.
You know you didn't really die.

430
00:24:26,446 --> 00:24:27,906
Why are you getting so worked up?

431
00:24:27,989 --> 00:24:29,115
Oh.

432
00:24:29,199 --> 00:24:31,075
Got a little too real for me for a minute.

433
00:24:33,787 --> 00:24:35,330
All right, well, this is it.

434
00:24:35,455 --> 00:24:38,291
So, what now, Butch Ryder?
You got me.

435
00:24:38,374 --> 00:24:39,459
Well, we're free men.

436
00:24:39,542 --> 00:24:41,711
We can do
whatever the fuck we want now.

437
00:24:41,795 --> 00:24:45,131
Actually, I stumbled upon something
that might be worth investigating.

438
00:24:45,215 --> 00:24:46,257
- Okay.
- See this key?

439
00:24:46,341 --> 00:24:48,301
- Yeah.
- Pick it up.

440
00:24:48,384 --> 00:24:49,719
Smell it.

441
00:24:49,803 --> 00:24:51,596
Mmm.

442
00:24:51,679 --> 00:24:52,847
Smells like shit.

443
00:24:52,931 --> 00:24:55,099
'Cause I found it up Butch Ryder's ass.

444
00:24:59,395 --> 00:25:02,315
Why would you be digging up
some dead guy's ass?

445
00:25:02,398 --> 00:25:04,943
You'd be surprised how many people
hide stuff up their ass.

446
00:25:05,026 --> 00:25:06,778
Important stuff.

447
00:25:06,861 --> 00:25:08,321
Pick it up, one more time.

448
00:25:08,404 --> 00:25:09,405
Here.

449
00:25:11,032 --> 00:25:14,786
Just, uh... What do you think?
What could that open up?

450
00:25:16,955 --> 00:25:19,123
This is a level 5-A security key.

451
00:25:19,207 --> 00:25:21,251
How fucking smart are you?

452
00:25:21,334 --> 00:25:23,503
Based on the tooth pattern,
I'd say it's foreign.

453
00:25:23,586 --> 00:25:25,505
Number suggests a Latin country.

454
00:25:26,506 --> 00:25:29,634
And the fact that it was
up some dead guy's butt...

455
00:25:29,717 --> 00:25:31,719
I would say it's a safety deposit box key.

456
00:25:31,803 --> 00:25:35,807
Charlie! How the fuck did you do that?
Could we find it?

457
00:25:35,890 --> 00:25:37,725
May I?

458
00:25:38,726 --> 00:25:42,438
As a manager of a bank,
I have access to a federal database.

459
00:25:42,522 --> 00:25:44,023
Should be able to provide a match.

460
00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:46,359
Let's go, baby.

461
00:25:50,238 --> 00:25:51,656
What?

462
00:25:51,739 --> 00:25:54,492
Oh, man.
Oh, man, this is it.

463
00:25:55,493 --> 00:26:02,333
That looks nice.
Banco Nacional de Puerto Rico.

464
00:26:19,434 --> 00:26:21,644
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

465
00:26:33,990 --> 00:26:37,118
Oh, no. They might have a
biometric identification process.

466
00:26:37,201 --> 00:26:38,536
That means we need fingerprints.

467
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:40,830
Wish you would have told me that
before I blew up the bodies.

468
00:26:40,914 --> 00:26:42,165
I would have saved the hands.

469
00:26:42,248 --> 00:26:45,608
Well, hopefully, they have what's known as
a "document-based identification process."

470
00:26:45,668 --> 00:26:49,380
Just let me charm
the fucking skirt off this señorita.

471
00:26:54,636 --> 00:26:56,304
It's nice to be back.

472
00:26:57,263 --> 00:26:59,432
Assuming I've been here before...

473
00:26:59,515 --> 00:27:01,976
which I would know, obviously.

474
00:27:05,980 --> 00:27:06,981
Have we met?

475
00:27:07,732 --> 00:27:09,734
No, I don't believe we have.

476
00:27:09,817 --> 00:27:12,320
Right, 'cause you got
a very forgettable face.

477
00:27:13,363 --> 00:27:15,883
You want people to remember you,
maybe get a personality, right?

478
00:27:16,908 --> 00:27:19,786
You're not one of the Mario brothers,
are you?

479
00:27:19,869 --> 00:27:21,329
Hey, since his ID is in order,

480
00:27:21,412 --> 00:27:24,624
we'd like to be taken
to the safety deposit room immediately

481
00:27:24,707 --> 00:27:26,334
and be given privacy,

482
00:27:26,417 --> 00:27:29,504
which is our right
under the Banking Act of 1938.

483
00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:33,341
Of course.

484
00:27:35,718 --> 00:27:38,471
Oh, it fits.

485
00:27:38,554 --> 00:27:41,933
- Shit.
- Oh... it's a big one.

486
00:27:43,351 --> 00:27:44,769
- God!
- A little heavy for ya?

487
00:27:44,852 --> 00:27:45,979
Um, I got it.

488
00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:51,609
Whoa!

489
00:27:51,693 --> 00:27:54,028
I always wanted one of these.
A tablet! Dibs!

490
00:27:54,112 --> 00:27:55,822
Look at this!
All this money!

491
00:27:55,905 --> 00:27:57,407
Dibs! Dibs! On the money!

492
00:27:57,490 --> 00:28:01,035
Max, there's gotta be like a
million bucks in here! You're rich!

493
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:02,119
That's great!

494
00:28:03,121 --> 00:28:04,872
Oh, and this.
What's this?

495
00:28:05,832 --> 00:28:06,874
There's a note.

496
00:28:09,627 --> 00:28:12,755
"Butch, here are the keys
to your secret hideaway,

497
00:28:12,839 --> 00:28:16,426
where I know you'll find
the peace and quiet you're looking for.

498
00:28:16,509 --> 00:28:19,804
I hope you enjoy many happy,
healthy years here.

499
00:28:19,887 --> 00:28:24,517
You deserve it, you sexy bastard.
Love... Dakota."

500
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,729
Ooh, Dakota sounds hot.

501
00:28:28,479 --> 00:28:31,482
Yeah. There's the key!

502
00:28:31,566 --> 00:28:35,445
And it doesn't smell like shit.
I hope it has a good view!

503
00:28:41,743 --> 00:28:43,953
- Ah!
- Jesus.

504
00:28:44,037 --> 00:28:45,663
What?

505
00:28:45,747 --> 00:28:47,332
Who lived here, Bill Gates?

506
00:28:47,415 --> 00:28:50,084
Huge TV, definitely not my Zenith.

507
00:28:51,878 --> 00:28:53,629
Full bar!

508
00:28:53,713 --> 00:28:55,673
Oh, dude.

509
00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,843
Puerto Rico!

510
00:29:00,011 --> 00:29:02,764
There's, like, five houses in this house.

511
00:29:02,847 --> 00:29:04,182
Another pool!

512
00:29:09,479 --> 00:29:11,189
Place is gorgeous!

513
00:29:14,359 --> 00:29:16,402
We're gonna have the best time here, bud.

514
00:29:19,322 --> 00:29:20,406
Yeah!

515
00:29:24,535 --> 00:29:27,080
- Don't tell me you hid more bodies?
- No.

516
00:29:27,163 --> 00:29:29,624
I got dibs on the master suite.

517
00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:33,002
- I got dibs on the Ferrari!
- Oh...

518
00:29:33,086 --> 00:29:34,087
You dick.

519
00:29:53,231 --> 00:29:55,900
Yeah. That's it?

520
00:29:55,983 --> 00:29:57,944
No... Hey!

521
00:29:58,027 --> 00:29:59,195
- Hey!
- Hey!

522
00:30:00,446 --> 00:30:04,242
Hi, I wanted, real quick...
Just one second, if I could.

523
00:30:04,325 --> 00:30:08,871
I'm Dr. Ronald P. Fishman.
Hola, everybody.

524
00:30:08,955 --> 00:30:13,418
I'm an Aquarius and I have a red Ferrari
and I'm pretty sure I'm Jewish.

525
00:30:13,501 --> 00:30:19,632
I moved here, just down the road,
into a massive beachfront mansion.

526
00:30:19,715 --> 00:30:21,759
I just wanna tell you
that I'm gonna be getting drunk here

527
00:30:21,843 --> 00:30:23,511
every night for the rest of my life.

528
00:30:23,594 --> 00:30:28,683
The good news is, I'm buying your drinks
for the rest of your lives!

529
00:30:30,601 --> 00:30:31,727
I just...

530
00:30:31,811 --> 00:30:33,229
- Will you do... Yeah.
- I'll do it, I'll do it.

531
00:30:33,312 --> 00:30:35,565
And play "Who Let The Dogs Out."

532
00:30:35,648 --> 00:30:37,066
Who let the...

533
00:30:40,236 --> 00:30:41,654
Are you out of your fucking mind, man?

534
00:30:41,737 --> 00:30:43,823
What are you bringing
so much attention to us for?

535
00:30:43,906 --> 00:30:46,576
No, I said I was Dr. Ronald Fishman.

536
00:30:46,659 --> 00:30:48,286
And I'm the legendary Butch Ryder.

537
00:30:48,411 --> 00:30:51,497
But don't you think maybe somebody here
might know those guys for real?

538
00:30:51,581 --> 00:30:53,040
We don't even look like 'em.

539
00:30:53,124 --> 00:30:54,709
What do they look like?

540
00:30:58,004 --> 00:30:59,005
Oh, shit.

541
00:30:59,964 --> 00:31:01,632
Oh, my God!

542
00:31:01,716 --> 00:31:02,967
Oh, he's got tattoos.

543
00:31:03,050 --> 00:31:05,553
You have to get
those exact same tattoos as Butch.

544
00:31:05,636 --> 00:31:06,929
I do, do I?

545
00:31:07,013 --> 00:31:10,183
If Dr. Fishman has tattoos,
I'd go get 'em.

546
00:31:10,266 --> 00:31:13,936
He didn't have a tattoo,
but there's somethin' else that he had.

547
00:31:17,273 --> 00:31:20,276
Oh, yeah! I'll get an earring,
I don't care.

548
00:31:20,359 --> 00:31:21,944
You don't put this in your ear.

549
00:31:22,028 --> 00:31:23,321
Where does it go?

550
00:31:29,202 --> 00:31:33,122
Kickin' ass
and takin' names, baby!

551
00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:37,585
Yeah!

552
00:31:51,349 --> 00:31:52,934
Hmm...

553
00:31:53,017 --> 00:31:55,019
Hmm... hmm...

554
00:32:00,316 --> 00:32:02,193
No!

555
00:32:07,698 --> 00:32:08,783
Want a Popsicle?

556
00:32:08,866 --> 00:32:11,285
Do we have any cherry ones left?

557
00:32:11,369 --> 00:32:12,662
Yeah, one more.

558
00:32:12,745 --> 00:32:15,081
- Yes.
- Proud of you, man.

559
00:32:15,164 --> 00:32:17,500
You earned my respect last night.
You're a tough guy.

560
00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:20,753
You know, I wish
I did invent time travel.

561
00:32:20,836 --> 00:32:22,880
- Uh-huh.
- 'Cause I would go back to last night

562
00:32:22,964 --> 00:32:25,216
and not put a hole in my tongue!

563
00:32:26,425 --> 00:32:28,803
Jeez...
How many weird apps are here?

564
00:32:28,886 --> 00:32:30,346
Jenga.

565
00:32:30,429 --> 00:32:32,848
Why are you still
messing with that?

566
00:32:32,932 --> 00:32:34,767
Yeah, you're a computer genius.

567
00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:37,478
You think there's any place
they could have hid something on here?

568
00:32:37,562 --> 00:32:39,814
You know, like, behind a firewall
or some shit?

569
00:32:39,897 --> 00:32:42,483
It's not a computer.
It's a tablet.

570
00:32:42,567 --> 00:32:47,363
There is no firewall. What's on there
that's hidden you need to find?

571
00:32:48,781 --> 00:32:51,867
Some amateur porn?
Maybe Butch fuckin' Dakota?

572
00:32:51,951 --> 00:32:53,911
If I'm gonna be Butch,
I gotta know all his moves.

573
00:32:53,953 --> 00:32:57,832
Does he slap ass?
Is he a nipple flicker? Or...

574
00:32:57,915 --> 00:33:01,043
does he whip out the dildo
and go to town with that?

575
00:33:01,127 --> 00:33:02,128
Oh, that sounds like a party.

576
00:33:02,211 --> 00:33:04,505
Hi, I hope I'm not intruding.

577
00:33:04,589 --> 00:33:07,425
I'm Dawn DeFazio.
I'm your next door neighbor.

578
00:33:07,508 --> 00:33:10,094
Oh, hey, Dawn.
I'm Butch Ryder.

579
00:33:10,177 --> 00:33:13,347
This is my best friend, uh,
Dr. Ronald P. Fishman.

580
00:33:13,431 --> 00:33:15,266
The P stands for "pussy pounder."

581
00:33:16,934 --> 00:33:19,103
It's great to finally meet you.

582
00:33:19,186 --> 00:33:21,355
I was starting to think
you were never gonna move in.

583
00:33:21,439 --> 00:33:23,524
Yeah, the movers were here
about a month ago,

584
00:33:23,608 --> 00:33:26,402
but they were so hush-hush
about who was movin' in here.

585
00:33:26,485 --> 00:33:29,447
Like it was the president
or George Clooney or somethin'.

586
00:33:29,530 --> 00:33:31,032
Ah, that's interesting.

587
00:33:31,115 --> 00:33:33,784
I don't know what the big secret was.
It's just us.

588
00:33:33,868 --> 00:33:35,077
What do you think?

589
00:33:35,161 --> 00:33:36,579
You want a Corona?

590
00:33:36,662 --> 00:33:38,873
I'd tell you to pull up a lounge chair,
but we don't got no more.

591
00:33:38,956 --> 00:33:41,083
Maybe Dr. Ron'll
make you a little room.

592
00:33:41,167 --> 00:33:43,210
Ooh. Oh, I would love to.

593
00:33:43,294 --> 00:33:45,671
But actually, I'm running late
for my mani-pedi.

594
00:33:45,755 --> 00:33:49,967
I gotta get all pretty for tonight.
Oh, you two should come with.

595
00:33:50,051 --> 00:33:52,386
It's Rum Runner night at Club Oro.

596
00:34:08,027 --> 00:34:10,738
- Lookin' sharp, by the way, big boy.
- Really?

597
00:34:11,530 --> 00:34:13,866
You don't think this is too Magnum?

598
00:34:13,949 --> 00:34:16,202
You could never go too Magnum.

599
00:34:16,285 --> 00:34:17,828
Maybe lose the hat, though.

600
00:34:19,038 --> 00:34:20,790
Ooh, hola, neighbors.

601
00:34:20,873 --> 00:34:24,877
- Butch, Ronald, this is my co-pilot, Joan.
- Ah.

602
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,547
Dawn dragged me along to make sure she
doesn't do anything to embarrass herself.

603
00:34:28,631 --> 00:34:29,924
Who's watching you, then?

604
00:34:30,007 --> 00:34:31,592
- Oh, you're funny.
- Mmm-hmm.

605
00:34:31,676 --> 00:34:35,554
Buenas noches. Welcome to
Rum Runner night here at Club Oro.

606
00:34:35,638 --> 00:34:38,349
I'm Jorge, I'm gonna be your
shooter boy for the evening.

607
00:34:38,432 --> 00:34:41,310
Jorge, nice to meet you.
Who's this crazy fuck over here?

608
00:34:41,394 --> 00:34:44,480
Oh, he's, uh, shooter boy-in-training.

609
00:34:44,563 --> 00:34:46,691
He's just watching, observing,
no need to worry.

610
00:34:46,774 --> 00:34:47,942
How can I help you?

611
00:34:48,025 --> 00:34:49,944
How about four Panty Droppers?

612
00:34:50,027 --> 00:34:53,072
Oh, yeah!
Naughty, naughty, naughty!

613
00:34:53,155 --> 00:34:54,699
- Whoo!
- Hey!

614
00:34:56,367 --> 00:34:58,703
Jorge, I don't think it worked.

615
00:34:58,786 --> 00:35:01,622
Maybe they're not wearing panties.

616
00:35:01,706 --> 00:35:03,457
Guilty!

617
00:35:21,851 --> 00:35:23,519
Wow!

618
00:35:23,602 --> 00:35:26,731
- You boys can still bust a move, huh?
- Oh, yeah!

619
00:35:26,814 --> 00:35:28,733
Not bad for a couple of old farts.

620
00:35:28,816 --> 00:35:31,485
Please, I got you both beat.
How old are you?

621
00:35:31,569 --> 00:35:33,863
I'll put it to you this way,
we're over the speed limit.

622
00:35:33,946 --> 00:35:36,115
- No way! Y'all aren't 55.
- Mmm-mmm.

623
00:35:36,198 --> 00:35:39,368
You're right, Joan.
This guy just had his 57th birthday.

624
00:35:40,286 --> 00:35:44,248
Well, I've never been
afraid of doing over 55.

625
00:35:44,331 --> 00:35:47,501
Easy, Dawn. You're gonna overheat.

626
00:35:47,585 --> 00:35:49,754
We need to make a pit stop
in the little girls' room.

627
00:35:49,837 --> 00:35:52,715
Don't flood your engines
in there, huh?

628
00:35:52,798 --> 00:35:54,592
We got a long ride ahead of us.

629
00:35:55,968 --> 00:35:58,596
Hey, wait, why are you telling 'em
that we're in our mid-'50s?

630
00:35:58,679 --> 00:36:01,348
Whenever a chick asks me my age,
I always add ten years.

631
00:36:01,432 --> 00:36:02,433
Why do you do that?

632
00:36:02,516 --> 00:36:05,227
You tell them your real age,
they just shrug. No big deal.

633
00:36:05,311 --> 00:36:07,563
Now, you're the fountain of fucking youth.

634
00:36:07,646 --> 00:36:10,858
No wonder that chick stalks you.
Where did you learn to talk like this?

635
00:36:10,941 --> 00:36:12,485
You ever been in a threesome?

636
00:36:13,402 --> 00:36:16,864
I'm not guaranteeing anything, but,
uh, let's try to get that done for you.

637
00:36:16,947 --> 00:36:18,741
Are you shitting me?

638
00:36:26,999 --> 00:36:28,751
You gotta stop staring at me.

639
00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:30,419
Oh, sorry.

640
00:36:33,047 --> 00:36:36,592
You're still staring at me, man.
That's poor three-way etiquette.

641
00:36:36,675 --> 00:36:39,053
All right, Jorge.
Come on, rookie mistake.

642
00:36:39,136 --> 00:36:41,764
Why don't you let the doctor
get a turn in the cockpit, huh?

643
00:36:41,847 --> 00:36:43,224
Rotate for a minute.

644
00:36:43,307 --> 00:36:45,100
Okay, I'm cool.

645
00:36:45,184 --> 00:36:48,270
I'm gonna go take a dookie.
I'll be back in two. Got it?

646
00:36:49,063 --> 00:36:51,023
I'll just... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna chill here.

647
00:36:51,106 --> 00:36:55,486
Taking notes?
Good man.

648
00:36:55,569 --> 00:36:56,904
Hey, Dr. Ron, you know what?

649
00:36:56,987 --> 00:36:58,197
Let me hop in the saddle.

650
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,449
My fuckin' arthritis
in my knees is killin' me.

651
00:37:00,533 --> 00:37:02,326
- Oh, okay. That's fine.
- Yeah, okay.

652
00:37:03,118 --> 00:37:05,579
This is not what
I had in mind when you said threesome!

653
00:37:05,663 --> 00:37:07,998
It's not my fault Joan passed out.

654
00:37:08,082 --> 00:37:09,500
But why shooter boy?

655
00:37:09,583 --> 00:37:11,585
I don't know, you're the one
who loves staring at him.

656
00:37:11,669 --> 00:37:12,670
Hey, Dawn.

657
00:37:12,753 --> 00:37:14,421
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.

658
00:37:14,505 --> 00:37:16,549
The, uh, mover guys...

659
00:37:16,632 --> 00:37:19,426
did they happen to give you
any information about us?

660
00:37:19,510 --> 00:37:20,970
No.

661
00:37:21,053 --> 00:37:23,097
But I play tennis
with your real estate lady

662
00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:24,682
and she told me something.

663
00:37:24,765 --> 00:37:27,142
But she said not to repeat it to anyone.

664
00:37:27,226 --> 00:37:30,104
Oh, well, we're all getting close
here tonight, come on.

665
00:37:30,855 --> 00:37:34,942
Well, she said that the buyers, you guys,
seemed to be in an awful hurry.

666
00:37:35,025 --> 00:37:37,361
Like, maybe you were
on the run or somethin'.

667
00:37:37,444 --> 00:37:38,654
"On the run"?

668
00:37:38,737 --> 00:37:41,031
You bad boys.

669
00:37:43,450 --> 00:37:45,870
- Oh! Oh, that's wonderful.
- Uh-huh.

670
00:37:45,953 --> 00:37:48,330
- Oh, thank you.
- Ah...

671
00:37:48,414 --> 00:37:51,166
You're welcome.

672
00:37:53,711 --> 00:37:55,296
Snake delivery!

673
00:37:56,338 --> 00:37:57,590
This the right address?

674
00:37:58,591 --> 00:38:00,926
Oh, shit.
Who ordered that?

675
00:38:02,761 --> 00:38:05,139
All right, Charlie.
Enjoy the view.

676
00:38:05,222 --> 00:38:09,226
Yo, what's up with the AC?
I'm fuckin' sweating my balls off in here.

677
00:38:09,852 --> 00:38:11,687
I'm sorry.

678
00:38:15,649 --> 00:38:18,152
Oh! There's the sex machine.

679
00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:20,154
Morning.

680
00:38:20,237 --> 00:38:21,989
You must be hungry.

681
00:38:24,450 --> 00:38:26,118
One or two sausages?

682
00:38:27,411 --> 00:38:30,080
- One.
- Just the one. Okay.

683
00:38:32,082 --> 00:38:33,642
Would it be better if there were two...

684
00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:35,294
sweaty eggs underneath it?

685
00:38:35,377 --> 00:38:37,588
Come on.

686
00:38:37,671 --> 00:38:41,050
I gotta say, bud. You like it.
Right here, I'll just...

687
00:38:46,138 --> 00:38:47,139
Can I get some food?

688
00:38:47,222 --> 00:38:48,849
Last one...

689
00:38:50,976 --> 00:38:54,647
Gotta be happy, though.
The tongue ring, Dawn dug it.

690
00:38:54,730 --> 00:38:55,856
So did Jorge.

691
00:38:55,940 --> 00:38:58,275
Can we not talk about last night again?
Ever?

692
00:38:58,359 --> 00:38:59,401
All right.

693
00:38:59,485 --> 00:39:01,236
Everything was in balance, though, man.

694
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,781
Dawn says that her husband
cheats on her all the time.

695
00:39:03,864 --> 00:39:06,325
- Wait, she's married?
- Yeah, she's married.

696
00:39:06,408 --> 00:39:08,953
Who do you think we're playing
golf with on Sunday?

697
00:39:09,036 --> 00:39:11,622
Are you fucking with me?

698
00:39:11,705 --> 00:39:13,248
No, we're playing golf with the guy.
I just...

699
00:39:13,332 --> 00:39:15,876
That face you just made
reminded me of last night with the dick,

700
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,419
when it came out, you were like...

701
00:39:17,503 --> 00:39:19,630
By the way,
I think that snake was a cobra,

702
00:39:19,713 --> 00:39:21,840
because it had a hood and a flat head.

703
00:39:21,924 --> 00:39:23,342
It was so gross.

704
00:39:24,677 --> 00:39:26,136
You let that happen.

705
00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:28,722
I gotta sit down.
I'm dizzy.

706
00:39:28,806 --> 00:39:30,726
You don't feel good.
What do you got, a hangover?

707
00:39:30,766 --> 00:39:33,811
Yes, the king is fucking hungover.

708
00:39:35,729 --> 00:39:36,730
Wow.

709
00:39:38,148 --> 00:39:40,567
Look at this.
You see that?

710
00:39:40,651 --> 00:39:42,361
Butch has a picture with Dr. Fishman.

711
00:39:42,444 --> 00:39:43,487
They knew each other.

712
00:39:43,570 --> 00:39:46,573
Yeah, they got brought in together,
I assumed they were friends.

713
00:39:46,657 --> 00:39:48,158
Well, who's the girl?
Is that Dakota?

714
00:39:48,242 --> 00:39:50,369
No, Dakota's my dead guy's chick.

715
00:39:50,452 --> 00:39:51,954
That's yours, buddy.

716
00:39:52,037 --> 00:39:54,623
Your girlfriend or, uh...
look at the ring.

717
00:39:54,707 --> 00:39:56,375
Your wife.

718
00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:59,294
I'm married!
She's a babe.

719
00:39:59,378 --> 00:40:02,506
Yeah, look at you
fallin' in love all over again.

720
00:40:02,589 --> 00:40:04,341
Forgot about Jorge, did you?

721
00:40:10,889 --> 00:40:13,225
Whoo!

722
00:40:22,317 --> 00:40:23,527
Fuck.

723
00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:36,498
Hey!

724
00:40:36,582 --> 00:40:39,168
We got an underwater doorbell!

725
00:40:39,251 --> 00:40:40,919
Butch Ryder knew how to live!

726
00:40:41,003 --> 00:40:42,212
Fuck yeah, man.

727
00:40:42,296 --> 00:40:45,924
All right, you swim.
It's probably Dawn, ready for round two.

728
00:40:46,008 --> 00:40:48,302
Is that what the bell means, round two?

729
00:41:04,985 --> 00:41:06,904
What the fuck is this?

730
00:41:11,366 --> 00:41:12,409
Cheese...

731
00:41:13,911 --> 00:41:14,953
lettuce...

732
00:41:16,163 --> 00:41:17,748
Ah... No! Mustard.

733
00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:21,919
Not too much.

734
00:41:23,003 --> 00:41:24,171
Ooh!

735
00:41:25,255 --> 00:41:27,966
Hey! I'm gonna fuckin' kill you, Fishman!

736
00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:29,718
What? Well, who are you?

737
00:41:29,802 --> 00:41:33,013
You know who the fuck I am!
And you know what you did!

738
00:41:33,097 --> 00:41:34,306
No, I don't.

739
00:41:34,389 --> 00:41:36,975
You tag-teamed my wife!

740
00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:40,771
Yeah, she told me all about your...
your little snake delivery!

741
00:41:40,854 --> 00:41:42,106
My snake delivery?

742
00:41:42,189 --> 00:41:44,483
That wasn't me!
That was Jorge, the shooter boy!

743
00:41:44,566 --> 00:41:46,527
- Get the fuck out of the pool. Get out!
- No, I can't.

744
00:41:46,610 --> 00:41:48,779
- Get out of the fucking pool!
- It's not a good idea.

745
00:41:48,862 --> 00:41:50,239
You're not gonna come out?

746
00:41:50,322 --> 00:41:52,032
I'll come in there and break
your fucking skull.

747
00:41:52,116 --> 00:41:53,200
No! No, listen.

748
00:41:53,283 --> 00:41:55,369
Let's talk about this.
Let's have a beer together.

749
00:41:56,787 --> 00:41:57,830
What the...

750
00:42:01,291 --> 00:42:02,543
What the...

751
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:13,804
Ow!

752
00:42:25,399 --> 00:42:27,401
And that's where the shit
really hit the fan.

753
00:42:27,484 --> 00:42:30,904
I was about to die for real
and I was not ready for that.

754
00:42:30,988 --> 00:42:33,866
Luckily, my friend Max was keeping
another secret from me...

755
00:42:35,701 --> 00:42:37,411
Daddy's got you.

756
00:42:37,494 --> 00:42:40,539
He was Action fucking Jackson.

757
00:42:59,850 --> 00:43:02,769
Aren't you a little fucking tall
for gymnastics?

758
00:43:09,276 --> 00:43:12,321
- Oh!
- Let's go. Run, Ron! Ron, run!

759
00:43:12,404 --> 00:43:13,724
- Come on. Go. You're Ron.
- Yeah.

760
00:43:36,261 --> 00:43:38,472
Yeah, our friend at the bank was correct.

761
00:43:38,555 --> 00:43:41,808
Ryder and Fishman have
returned from the dead.

762
00:43:41,892 --> 00:43:45,646
These two gentlemen have
taken over their identities.

763
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:54,488
Out of all the dead bodies in the world...
you pick the most wanted man in America?

764
00:43:56,073 --> 00:43:57,199
Stop swiping!

765
00:43:58,492 --> 00:44:00,077
How could you not have
researched these guys?

766
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,453
I researched them.

767
00:44:01,536 --> 00:44:05,958
Dr. Ron's a very successful doctor
with an impeccable record,

768
00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:08,293
who, unfortunately,
got two bullets to the head.

769
00:44:08,377 --> 00:44:10,254
You said he died of natural causes!

770
00:44:10,337 --> 00:44:12,839
You naturally die
if you get two bullets to the head!

771
00:44:12,923 --> 00:44:14,424
Maybe I'm not good with words.

772
00:44:14,508 --> 00:44:17,761
Who the hell are you, man?
And don't lie to me again!

773
00:44:17,844 --> 00:44:19,596
Okay, stop freaking out.

774
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,349
You're right, I'm not a coroner.

775
00:44:23,016 --> 00:44:24,017
I'm a fucking...

776
00:44:24,935 --> 00:44:26,687
guidance counselor.

777
00:44:26,770 --> 00:44:28,188
Shut the fuck up.

778
00:44:28,272 --> 00:44:31,400
How could a guidance counselor
take on trained assassins?

779
00:44:31,483 --> 00:44:33,110
I went to police academy.

780
00:44:33,193 --> 00:44:36,571
I wanted to be a motorcycle cop.
I took it very serious.

781
00:44:36,655 --> 00:44:39,074
I was number one in the class
in marksmanship.

782
00:44:39,157 --> 00:44:40,197
Then why aren't you a cop?

783
00:44:40,242 --> 00:44:43,287
- 'Cause I couldn't pop a fucking wheelie.
- You couldn't pop a wheelie?

784
00:44:43,370 --> 00:44:46,456
And I didn't fare too well
on the psychological exam.

785
00:44:47,290 --> 00:44:50,002
That I believe. Wow.

786
00:44:50,085 --> 00:44:52,170
Now, where did you get these dead bodies?

787
00:44:52,254 --> 00:44:54,506
I found them dead.

788
00:44:54,589 --> 00:44:57,467
They were... gone.
I didn't kill 'em.

789
00:44:57,551 --> 00:44:59,970
And you never thought, for once,
that maybe their family,

790
00:45:00,053 --> 00:45:01,847
maybe their friends, a cop,

791
00:45:01,930 --> 00:45:05,058
a ten-foot-tall assassin
might come lookin' for 'em?

792
00:45:05,142 --> 00:45:08,895
No... but I guess that's why
I should've come clean before.

793
00:45:08,979 --> 00:45:12,649
You always think shit through
better than I do.

794
00:45:13,734 --> 00:45:15,527
What's our next move?
What do we do now?

795
00:45:15,610 --> 00:45:17,988
What do we do? That's easy.
We turn ourselves in.

796
00:45:18,071 --> 00:45:19,906
Okay.
I want to do that, too.

797
00:45:19,990 --> 00:45:22,576
We're looking at 25 to 30 years,
but I can handle that.

798
00:45:22,659 --> 00:45:24,953
No! No, you said it was five to ten.

799
00:45:25,037 --> 00:45:28,623
That was before we stole all that money.
And we shot Dawn's husband.

800
00:45:28,707 --> 00:45:30,208
You shot Dawn's husband!

801
00:45:30,292 --> 00:45:32,711
I only shot him
because you tag-teamed his wife,

802
00:45:32,794 --> 00:45:34,087
you fucking degenerate.

803
00:45:34,171 --> 00:45:36,965
What do you think a Puerto Rican jury
is gonna say about that?

804
00:45:37,049 --> 00:45:39,134
Oh, my God, we're screwed.

805
00:45:39,926 --> 00:45:41,636
- God, I'm an idiot.
- No, no, no, no, no.

806
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,513
- We can get out of this.
- I'm so stupid.

807
00:45:43,597 --> 00:45:47,559
All we gotta do is find out why these guys
wanna kill us and then we'll stop 'em.

808
00:45:47,642 --> 00:45:50,145
They're involved with somethin'
fuckin' shady, right?

809
00:45:50,228 --> 00:45:52,898
The mob or drugs or some shit,
I don't know.

810
00:45:52,981 --> 00:45:54,566
- Yeah.
- You know who would know?

811
00:45:54,649 --> 00:45:55,650
Who would know?

812
00:45:56,693 --> 00:45:59,237
Dr. Ronald Fishman's wife...

813
00:45:59,321 --> 00:46:02,157
who happens to be pretty hot, by the way.

814
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:05,452
So we decided to go back
to the States to talk to Mrs. Fishman.

815
00:46:05,535 --> 00:46:09,956
As suicidal as it seemed to follow Max,
it was my only option.

816
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,334
And with no place to live
and no way to get around,

817
00:46:12,417 --> 00:46:14,336
we found a way to combine the two.

818
00:46:18,757 --> 00:46:20,425
We found the house easy enough

819
00:46:20,509 --> 00:46:22,511
but we couldn't just go up
and knock on the door.

820
00:46:22,594 --> 00:46:25,430
Our meeting with Mrs. Fishman
had to seem accidental.

821
00:46:31,144 --> 00:46:34,106
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you like that, do you?

822
00:46:35,107 --> 00:46:36,149
I know you like that.

823
00:46:36,233 --> 00:46:39,194
'Cause you're my dirty,

824
00:46:39,277 --> 00:46:41,613
crazy, sweet girl.

825
00:46:41,696 --> 00:46:43,406
- Max?
- Oh!

826
00:46:44,574 --> 00:46:45,909
What's up?

827
00:46:46,409 --> 00:46:47,536
What are you doing?

828
00:46:47,619 --> 00:46:49,538
What was I doing?

829
00:46:49,663 --> 00:46:53,083
I, uh... was having some fun,
I guess, you know.

830
00:46:53,166 --> 00:46:55,669
We all didn't get to play
Three Amigos the other night.

831
00:46:55,752 --> 00:46:57,838
So, I was just looking for some relief.

832
00:46:59,256 --> 00:47:01,424
You... Who were you talking to?

833
00:47:01,508 --> 00:47:05,470
I was talking to a 1-800 number, uh,
"Dial-a-boner."

834
00:47:05,554 --> 00:47:08,515
A girl talks dirty to you
while you fuck a doll.

835
00:47:08,598 --> 00:47:11,351
It's five bucks a minute.
Good to be back in the States.

836
00:47:11,434 --> 00:47:14,437
You say that like it's so normal.

837
00:47:15,856 --> 00:47:17,190
Oh, there she is.
There she is.

838
00:47:17,274 --> 00:47:18,400
Oh, shit.

839
00:47:22,028 --> 00:47:23,029
Yeah.

840
00:47:23,113 --> 00:47:25,574
Well, doc,
your wife has a very nice body.

841
00:47:25,657 --> 00:47:27,075
What's the plan?

842
00:47:27,159 --> 00:47:28,799
- Follow her. Just follow her.
- What? Yeah?

843
00:47:28,869 --> 00:47:30,370
You can do this.
You can do this.

844
00:47:31,079 --> 00:47:33,415
Go, go, go.
Don't let her get too far away.

845
00:47:42,841 --> 00:47:44,134
What the fuck?

846
00:47:44,217 --> 00:47:46,303
Oh, my God!

847
00:47:46,386 --> 00:47:49,097
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
Are you all right?

848
00:47:49,181 --> 00:47:51,141
Jesus, what the hell were you thinking?

849
00:47:51,224 --> 00:47:53,310
That's why I bought you a phone book!

850
00:47:53,393 --> 00:47:55,687
So you could see
over the fucking steering wheel!

851
00:47:55,770 --> 00:47:57,314
Sit on it next time!

852
00:47:57,397 --> 00:47:59,357
It's okay, sweetheart.
I'm an EMT.

853
00:47:59,441 --> 00:48:02,235
Let me just make sure you're all right,
check your head.

854
00:48:02,319 --> 00:48:03,820
What's your name, dear?

855
00:48:03,904 --> 00:48:05,113
Heather Fishman.

856
00:48:05,197 --> 00:48:07,741
And how many asshole drivers
can you see right now?

857
00:48:08,491 --> 00:48:11,119
- One.
- Right on the money. Good.

858
00:48:11,203 --> 00:48:13,121
So, can we get you back to your house?

859
00:48:13,205 --> 00:48:14,831
- Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks.
- Yeah.

860
00:48:14,915 --> 00:48:15,999
Oh!

861
00:48:16,082 --> 00:48:17,584
Easy, easy, easy, easy.

862
00:48:17,667 --> 00:48:20,670
I just wanna say,
even though I'm friends with him,

863
00:48:20,754 --> 00:48:24,341
if you choose to sue him,
I will testify on your behalf.

864
00:48:24,424 --> 00:48:25,508
Not a problem.

865
00:48:25,592 --> 00:48:28,220
Aw, that's sweet of you,
but I don't think that'll be necessary.

866
00:48:28,303 --> 00:48:29,804
- I'm pretty sure it's just a bruise.
- Yeah?

867
00:48:29,888 --> 00:48:31,306
- Yeah.
- How about the ice?

868
00:48:31,389 --> 00:48:32,515
- Let's get the ice.
- I know. I got it.

869
00:48:32,599 --> 00:48:34,851
- Oh, you found the kitchen. Okay.
- Yeah, that's right.

870
00:48:34,935 --> 00:48:36,519
All right, here you go.
I'm gonna...

871
00:48:36,603 --> 00:48:37,938
- I'll put it right there.
- Okay.

872
00:48:38,021 --> 00:48:39,898
I think if you elevate it
above your heart,

873
00:48:39,981 --> 00:48:41,816
that's what's supposed to be good for it.

874
00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:43,526
It's actually my other knee.

875
00:48:43,610 --> 00:48:47,322
Okay, all right. So, lift that up.
And I'll put the ice like this.

876
00:48:47,405 --> 00:48:49,074
What are you doing right now?

877
00:48:49,157 --> 00:48:51,201
- Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!
- Ow!

878
00:48:51,284 --> 00:48:52,410
I'm sorry, I didn't...

879
00:48:52,494 --> 00:48:54,412
- It's fine.
- Here. Here. Okay.

880
00:48:54,496 --> 00:48:57,707
Don't be mad at him, he gets nervous
every time he likes somebody.

881
00:48:57,791 --> 00:48:59,251
Whoops, did I say that?

882
00:49:00,877 --> 00:49:02,837
Oh, you want us to get that for you?

883
00:49:02,921 --> 00:49:05,507
- Oh, no, that's okay, I can handle it.
- But your knee...

884
00:49:05,590 --> 00:49:06,841
You guys can leave, I'm fine.

885
00:49:06,925 --> 00:49:08,551
- Honestly, guys, you can leave.
- Sure.

886
00:49:08,635 --> 00:49:09,636
What do we do?

887
00:49:20,313 --> 00:49:21,940
Mrs. Fishman, I'm so sorry.

888
00:49:22,023 --> 00:49:23,441
I'm gonna have to get you out of here.

889
00:49:23,525 --> 00:49:24,526
- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.

890
00:49:28,613 --> 00:49:29,823
Whoa, whoa. Mrs. Fishman!

891
00:49:29,906 --> 00:49:31,157
Wait! Wait! Wait! Please!

892
00:49:31,241 --> 00:49:33,034
We're here to help you,
not hurt you, I promise.

893
00:49:33,118 --> 00:49:35,161
We got off on the wrong foot.
My name is Charlie.

894
00:49:37,497 --> 00:49:38,999
What the fuck?

895
00:49:39,082 --> 00:49:42,002
Please, let me go!

896
00:49:54,139 --> 00:49:55,223
Let me out!

897
00:49:55,307 --> 00:49:56,391
- Let me out!
- Heather!

898
00:49:56,474 --> 00:49:58,226
- Let me out!
- Calm down!

899
00:49:58,310 --> 00:50:00,353
Calm down, we're the good guys,
I promise you.

900
00:50:00,437 --> 00:50:01,855
- You have to trust us. Please.
- "Trust you"?

901
00:50:01,938 --> 00:50:04,065
You kidnap me, and you hit me
with a Winnebago...

902
00:50:04,149 --> 00:50:05,275
We did that for a reason!

903
00:50:05,358 --> 00:50:07,736
- "A reason"?
- Listen to me, I have proof.

904
00:50:07,819 --> 00:50:09,112
- We are not lying.
- You better show me proof!

905
00:50:09,195 --> 00:50:11,406
Mrs. Fishman, this is your husband.

906
00:50:12,741 --> 00:50:14,868
- Oh, my God!
- What are you doing?

907
00:50:14,951 --> 00:50:16,077
She wanted proof!

908
00:50:16,161 --> 00:50:18,955
A dead, naked picture of him
makes us look like the bad guys.

909
00:50:19,039 --> 00:50:20,123
- Hey, I don't know.
- Don't you think?

910
00:50:20,206 --> 00:50:22,125
Can you please pull over?
I can't breathe.

911
00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:24,408
- It's so hot in here.
- I'll pull over! I'll pull over!

912
00:50:26,129 --> 00:50:27,297
- She's upset.
- Yeah.

913
00:50:27,380 --> 00:50:29,215
She's upset.

914
00:50:29,299 --> 00:50:32,302
Do you think we could run to the doctor
for two seconds, I just feel like this...

915
00:50:32,385 --> 00:50:35,055
We don't got time, buddy.
Just get over that.

916
00:50:35,138 --> 00:50:36,848
So Ronnie's really gone?

917
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,018
Uh... yeah, I'm afraid so.

918
00:50:40,101 --> 00:50:41,561
I have been looking for him.

919
00:50:41,644 --> 00:50:44,522
I kept praying that he was safe, but...

920
00:50:44,606 --> 00:50:46,608
deep down,
I knew something bad had happened.

921
00:50:46,691 --> 00:50:49,444
We are so sorry for your loss.

922
00:50:49,527 --> 00:50:52,864
If it's any consolation,
your husband went quickly and peacefully.

923
00:50:52,947 --> 00:50:54,949
Just...

924
00:50:55,033 --> 00:50:56,201
two shots to the skull,

925
00:50:56,284 --> 00:50:58,661
- right through there, then...
- out the end.

926
00:50:58,745 --> 00:50:59,746
Oh, my God!

927
00:50:59,829 --> 00:51:01,831
What he says is...

928
00:51:01,915 --> 00:51:05,752
He's saying that we're very sorry,
but we also have one more problem.

929
00:51:05,835 --> 00:51:08,838
You see, there are some people out there
that think I'm your husband,

930
00:51:08,922 --> 00:51:10,715
- and they're trying to kill me.
- Right.

931
00:51:10,799 --> 00:51:12,258
Why do they think you're Ronnie?

932
00:51:12,342 --> 00:51:15,678
Well, he stole your husband's ID
and started impersonating him.

933
00:51:15,762 --> 00:51:18,390
He's also wearing his clothes
like a fucking weirdo.

934
00:51:18,473 --> 00:51:21,226
We figure the same people
that are trying to kill us...

935
00:51:21,309 --> 00:51:22,477
are the ones who shot your husband.

936
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,854
"Us"? And who are you pretending to be?

937
00:51:24,938 --> 00:51:26,898
The legendary Butch Ryder.

938
00:51:26,981 --> 00:51:28,525
Butch Ryder?

939
00:51:28,608 --> 00:51:30,068
- You know him?
- Yeah.

940
00:51:30,151 --> 00:51:31,236
Yeah.

941
00:51:31,903 --> 00:51:34,948
We found pictures of you and your husband
on Butch's tablet.

942
00:51:35,031 --> 00:51:37,200
Was he a patient of his or something?

943
00:51:37,283 --> 00:51:41,830
No, Ronnie didn't practice anymore.
He ran a pharmaceutical research firm.

944
00:51:41,955 --> 00:51:44,833
Butch was his friend.
They used to ride motorcycles together.

945
00:51:44,916 --> 00:51:46,960
He... he said he was a fun guy.

946
00:51:47,043 --> 00:51:50,588
Fun enough to land himself on the FBI's
Most Wanted list.

947
00:51:50,672 --> 00:51:51,756
- What?
- Yeah.

948
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,717
- Oh, my God.
- Both of their bodies were found together.

949
00:51:54,801 --> 00:51:58,471
We think maybe Butch got your husband
tangled into some trouble.

950
00:51:59,431 --> 00:52:03,268
Well, I guess that would make sense
why our house was broken into last week.

951
00:52:03,351 --> 00:52:04,936
Did they take anything?

952
00:52:05,019 --> 00:52:07,939
Oh, that was the weird part,
they just tore apart Ronnie's study.

953
00:52:09,107 --> 00:52:10,900
I bet they were looking for something.

954
00:52:10,984 --> 00:52:12,777
Astonishing work there, Nancy Drew.

955
00:52:12,861 --> 00:52:16,614
Anyways, did he ever come to your house?
Did he possibly hide something there?

956
00:52:16,698 --> 00:52:17,740
No.

957
00:52:17,824 --> 00:52:20,034
Ronnie would always meet him
at some biker bar,

958
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,495
this place, um, off of Route 80.

959
00:52:22,579 --> 00:52:23,913
Bing-bang, let's roll.

960
00:52:23,997 --> 00:52:26,624
- Okay. Hey, come on. Come with us.
- I'm going there?

961
00:52:39,888 --> 00:52:42,140
I can't believe
Ronnie used to come to this place.

962
00:52:42,223 --> 00:52:43,224
Yes, shocking.

963
00:52:43,308 --> 00:52:45,310
So, you gonna make a move on that,
or am I gonna do it?

964
00:52:45,393 --> 00:52:48,021
Jeez, her husband just died.
She's mourning, for Christ's sake.

965
00:52:48,104 --> 00:52:50,773
Yeah, then she needs
a nice dick to cry on.

966
00:52:55,820 --> 00:52:56,988
Hey... Encino Man, how are you?

967
00:52:57,071 --> 00:53:00,533
I was wondering if you happen
to know a badass...

968
00:53:01,534 --> 00:53:03,620
by the name of Butch Ryder?

969
00:53:04,412 --> 00:53:07,665
Yeah, I know Butch, and I'll tell you
the same thing I told the cops,

970
00:53:07,749 --> 00:53:09,167
I ain't seen him in months.

971
00:53:09,250 --> 00:53:11,503
Now, order some drinks or get out.

972
00:53:13,421 --> 00:53:14,672
Three Jamesons.

973
00:53:16,174 --> 00:53:18,843
Hope you're proud of yourself,
killing that tiny elephant

974
00:53:18,927 --> 00:53:21,471
and putting his tusk in your nose.
Real tough.

975
00:53:23,097 --> 00:53:24,557
Here's to new friends.

976
00:53:25,433 --> 00:53:27,685
- To Ronnie.
- Yeah. Yeah, him, too.

977
00:53:30,313 --> 00:53:32,398
Good God.
Jameson, man.

978
00:53:32,482 --> 00:53:34,817
Every time,
it reminds me of my 55th birthday party.

979
00:53:34,901 --> 00:53:37,320
Remember that night?
Wasn't that the best?

980
00:53:37,403 --> 00:53:39,781
- Come on. You're 55?
- Can you believe that?

981
00:53:39,864 --> 00:53:44,953
I'm actually gonna be 57 next week.
Where does time go?

982
00:53:45,036 --> 00:53:47,539
Wow, you look amazing.

983
00:53:47,622 --> 00:53:49,165
Well, I eat a lot of fruit.

984
00:53:50,124 --> 00:53:51,584
Peaches are my favorite.

985
00:53:51,668 --> 00:53:55,129
I can eat a peach for about two,
three hours.

986
00:53:55,213 --> 00:53:57,215
Mmm...

987
00:53:57,298 --> 00:54:00,510
You think he's old... I'm 66.

988
00:54:00,593 --> 00:54:02,512
Yeah, I can see that.

989
00:54:03,513 --> 00:54:05,431
- Seventy?
- Hey.

990
00:54:05,515 --> 00:54:08,059
It's not The Price Is Right.
We'll be right back.

991
00:54:08,142 --> 00:54:09,811
Gonna talk to him for a sec.

992
00:54:10,311 --> 00:54:11,479
What the hell are you doing?

993
00:54:12,063 --> 00:54:13,523
Chicks don't wanna fuck senior citizens.

994
00:54:13,606 --> 00:54:15,817
Senior citizens don't wanna
fuck senior citizens.

995
00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:18,736
Look at her, she's so far
out of my league, I can't think.

996
00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:21,781
But she's grieving,
which makes her vulnerable,

997
00:54:21,864 --> 00:54:23,199
which means you have a shot.

998
00:54:23,283 --> 00:54:26,703
Now, first time you feel like
there's a moment, seize it.

999
00:54:26,786 --> 00:54:27,996
Look her in the eyes,

1000
00:54:28,079 --> 00:54:30,206
grab the back of her neck,

1001
00:54:30,290 --> 00:54:32,041
say nothing...

1002
00:54:32,125 --> 00:54:34,752
and then fuck her in the mouth
with your tongue.

1003
00:54:35,336 --> 00:54:37,046
- You're a psycho.
- Fuck you.

1004
00:54:37,130 --> 00:54:39,632
So Benjamin Button here is gonna
buy you another drink.

1005
00:54:39,716 --> 00:54:42,176
I'm gonna go look for a canary
and make him sing.

1006
00:54:44,637 --> 00:54:47,682
Hey, Bamm-Bamm,
can we get two more, man?

1007
00:54:49,392 --> 00:54:50,685
All right.

1008
00:54:50,768 --> 00:54:53,062
Let's look at your hand, Grandpa.

1009
00:54:53,146 --> 00:54:55,189
I used to be a nurse.
That's how I met Ronnie.

1010
00:54:55,273 --> 00:54:58,651
What's the prognosis?
You think you can... save it?

1011
00:54:58,735 --> 00:54:59,736
Let's see.

1012
00:55:01,070 --> 00:55:03,573
- To numbing the pain?
- Sure.

1013
00:55:08,369 --> 00:55:10,580
That is for hitting me with the Winnebago.

1014
00:55:13,541 --> 00:55:16,294
Hey, gentlemen?
Anybody using this chair?

1015
00:55:16,377 --> 00:55:18,212
- It's yours.
- Thanks.

1016
00:55:21,257 --> 00:55:22,967
What kind of hogs you riding nowadays?

1017
00:55:23,051 --> 00:55:26,220
I've still got my...
Whoa!

1018
00:55:26,304 --> 00:55:28,890
Where the hell is Butch?
What did you do with him?

1019
00:55:28,973 --> 00:55:31,809
He's at the bottom of the ocean.
Let me show you a picture.

1020
00:55:31,893 --> 00:55:33,728
- You killed him!
- No, no, no! He didn't kill him!

1021
00:55:33,811 --> 00:55:35,480
We're trying to find the guys who did.

1022
00:55:35,563 --> 00:55:39,984
Then why is this sick bastard
wearing Butch's tats and jewelry?

1023
00:55:40,068 --> 00:55:41,986
Because he's a sick bastard,
but he's telling you the truth.

1024
00:55:42,070 --> 00:55:44,710
He didn't kill Butch and he didn't
kill my husband, Ronnie, either.

1025
00:55:45,448 --> 00:55:46,699
You're Mrs. Fishman?

1026
00:55:46,783 --> 00:55:47,909
Yes.

1027
00:55:49,035 --> 00:55:50,078
Fuck!

1028
00:55:51,162 --> 00:55:53,748
Butch was diagnosed
with stage-four cancer.

1029
00:55:53,831 --> 00:55:55,875
He was given six months to live.

1030
00:55:56,834 --> 00:55:58,336
So that's how they met.

1031
00:55:58,419 --> 00:56:01,047
Ronnie was working
on some promising cancer treatments.

1032
00:56:01,130 --> 00:56:02,590
More than promising.

1033
00:56:02,674 --> 00:56:05,510
Butch told me Ronnie developed
a magic bullet.

1034
00:56:05,593 --> 00:56:07,762
It was a treatment
that used an MRI machine

1035
00:56:07,845 --> 00:56:11,182
to target the bad cells
and not kill the good ones.

1036
00:56:11,265 --> 00:56:13,184
I had no idea they had gotten that far.

1037
00:56:13,267 --> 00:56:17,814
Well, they were conducting some secret,
non-FDA approved clinical trials.

1038
00:56:17,897 --> 00:56:20,149
Butch and some other guys
were the guinea pigs.

1039
00:56:20,233 --> 00:56:23,194
- And it was working?
- Bet your ass it was working.

1040
00:56:23,277 --> 00:56:26,447
Guys were getting better,
no fucking side effects.

1041
00:56:26,531 --> 00:56:29,450
When Ronnie had to shut down the program,
they both were devastated.

1042
00:56:29,534 --> 00:56:30,534
Which leads me to ask,

1043
00:56:30,576 --> 00:56:33,871
why the fuck would they close down
a program that was working?

1044
00:56:33,955 --> 00:56:38,960
Money. Ronnie's partner, Shecky,
Arthur Sheck, he was the money guy.

1045
00:56:39,043 --> 00:56:41,163
He called up one day,
suddenly the funds had dried up,

1046
00:56:41,212 --> 00:56:43,506
and they had to cancel
all these research programs.

1047
00:56:43,589 --> 00:56:46,676
- That must have been one of 'em.
- Yes, ma'am, it was.

1048
00:56:46,759 --> 00:56:50,012
Until Butch and your husband
took matters into their own hands.

1049
00:56:50,096 --> 00:56:53,015
- What does that mean?
- It means Butch started knocking off banks

1050
00:56:53,099 --> 00:56:55,226
to have enough money
to continue the treatments.

1051
00:56:55,309 --> 00:56:56,394
Holy shit.

1052
00:56:56,477 --> 00:57:00,481
When he got that pretty little face of his
on the FBI's Most Wanted List...

1053
00:57:00,565 --> 00:57:05,778
they sent me down to Puerto Rico
to set up their secret hideaway.

1054
00:57:05,862 --> 00:57:08,865
But I guess they... never made it there.

1055
00:57:09,824 --> 00:57:10,992
Wait a minute.

1056
00:57:11,909 --> 00:57:13,077
You're Dakota?

1057
00:57:13,161 --> 00:57:14,829
Yeah.

1058
00:57:14,912 --> 00:57:17,165
"Dakota sounds hot."

1059
00:57:17,248 --> 00:57:18,416
Oh, fuck you.

1060
00:57:18,499 --> 00:57:20,668
Sounds like you and Butch
were pretty close.

1061
00:57:20,752 --> 00:57:24,839
He knew me like no other man
had ever known me before.

1062
00:57:24,922 --> 00:57:27,341
Tough, but tender.

1063
00:57:27,425 --> 00:57:28,843
What's this now?

1064
00:57:30,344 --> 00:57:32,722
We were fuck buddies for years.

1065
00:57:32,805 --> 00:57:36,642
Until Dr. Ronnie came along
and stole his heart away.

1066
00:57:36,726 --> 00:57:38,186
No disrespect.

1067
00:57:39,812 --> 00:57:41,814
Oh, shit, you didn't know?

1068
00:57:42,982 --> 00:57:47,278
Oh, sugar... I am so, so sorry.

1069
00:57:48,237 --> 00:57:50,364
- This explains a lot.
- The thing is,

1070
00:57:50,448 --> 00:57:52,450
Dr. Ronnie and Butch were killed

1071
00:57:52,533 --> 00:57:54,994
not because they were
in love with each other,

1072
00:57:55,078 --> 00:57:58,915
or knockin' off banks...
because they were trying to cure cancer.

1073
00:58:00,208 --> 00:58:02,418
Which is fucking disgraceful.

1074
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,254
This gets me so goddamn upset.

1075
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,885
That brings back some nice memories.

1076
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:16,390
You know, I gotta give you credit.

1077
00:58:16,474 --> 00:58:19,102
You rock that jewelry real well.

1078
00:58:19,185 --> 00:58:22,230
You know, that's how we met.
I'm a jewelry designer.

1079
00:58:22,313 --> 00:58:25,399
- Oh.
- And Butch, that boy loved his bling.

1080
00:58:25,483 --> 00:58:26,526
Oh, yeah?

1081
00:58:26,609 --> 00:58:30,321
Did you make Dr. Ronald's
tongue ring, too?

1082
00:58:30,404 --> 00:58:31,697
I like it, it's fun.

1083
00:58:31,781 --> 00:58:33,908
Yeah, that's one of mine.

1084
00:58:33,991 --> 00:58:36,410
But... that ain't a tongue ring.

1085
00:58:36,494 --> 00:58:37,703
That's a cock stud.

1086
00:58:37,787 --> 00:58:40,706
What? What?

1087
00:58:42,708 --> 00:58:45,253
I can't believe you let me put
a cock stud in my mouth!

1088
00:58:45,336 --> 00:58:47,797
I can't believe my husband had
a cock stud in his cock.

1089
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,215
Yeah, that's worse.
Come on, that's worse.

1090
00:58:49,298 --> 00:58:50,591
Don't be a baby.

1091
00:58:51,551 --> 00:58:52,760
- And Max...
- Yeah.

1092
00:58:52,844 --> 00:58:57,431
If you need some place to lay low...
you can always shack up with me, baby boy.

1093
00:58:57,515 --> 00:59:00,101
Yeah, that's very sweet of you, Dakota.

1094
00:59:00,184 --> 00:59:03,688
I just don't know how safe
that would be for me or you.

1095
00:59:06,482 --> 00:59:11,112
I know you wanna kiss me...
but I'm not your Butch.

1096
00:59:11,195 --> 00:59:12,738
I'll never be Butch.

1097
00:59:12,822 --> 00:59:17,451
What I can do is give you a mental image
to go enjoy yourself later with.

1098
00:59:22,790 --> 00:59:24,667
You're a bad boy.

1099
00:59:25,710 --> 00:59:28,337
Oh, choke on it, baby, choke me.

1100
00:59:28,421 --> 00:59:30,214
Is this your friend?

1101
00:59:32,341 --> 00:59:35,386
Ooh... Oh, yeah.

1102
00:59:37,722 --> 00:59:40,016
Did he just cum in his pants?

1103
00:59:44,187 --> 00:59:45,271
The Gymnast.

1104
00:59:46,105 --> 00:59:47,398
No!

1105
00:59:52,403 --> 00:59:54,697
- What are you doing? Go that way!
- Donuts!

1106
00:59:57,116 --> 00:59:58,326
Where am I?

1107
00:59:58,409 --> 01:00:00,244
You cannot find me?

1108
01:00:02,747 --> 01:00:05,958
I ain't afraid of you,
I ain't afraid of fucking nothing!

1109
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:15,009
You don't kill me. I kill you.

1110
01:00:23,392 --> 01:00:27,605
And the Russian judges give that
a what-the-fuck-just-happened-there?

1111
01:00:29,065 --> 01:00:30,733
I can't believe that guy found us!

1112
01:00:30,816 --> 01:00:32,360
What do we do?
We gotta hide out somewhere.

1113
01:00:32,443 --> 01:00:34,195
My mother's summer cottage.

1114
01:00:34,278 --> 01:00:35,518
- Your mother's cottage?
- Yeah.

1115
01:00:35,571 --> 01:00:36,739
You don't wanna drag her into all this.

1116
01:00:36,822 --> 01:00:38,908
It's all right.
She's senile as hell now.

1117
01:00:38,991 --> 01:00:41,118
She sat on the toilet
the other day for six hours

1118
01:00:41,202 --> 01:00:43,412
thinking she was on a bus to Disney World.

1119
01:00:43,496 --> 01:00:46,874
They could torture the shit out of her.
She wouldn't cough up a word.

1120
01:00:57,969 --> 01:00:59,345
Not many houses on this island.

1121
01:00:59,428 --> 01:01:02,056
Oh, yeah, we're secluded.
No one's gonna find us here.

1122
01:01:02,139 --> 01:01:03,266
Hey, check this out.

1123
01:01:03,349 --> 01:01:06,310
- That old YZinger? You have that still?
- Yeah!

1124
01:01:06,394 --> 01:01:08,020
You were a mad man on that.

1125
01:01:08,104 --> 01:01:10,940
I could never pop a wheelie,
but guess who got me that thing?

1126
01:01:11,023 --> 01:01:13,276
- Who?
- Your dad.

1127
01:01:13,359 --> 01:01:16,028
- My dad?
- Your dad, after my father died.

1128
01:01:16,112 --> 01:01:18,990
He did stuff like that all the time
for me, I'll never forget that.

1129
01:01:19,073 --> 01:01:21,075
Just looked out for me
when I was growing up.

1130
01:01:21,158 --> 01:01:22,326
Sounds like a good man.

1131
01:01:22,410 --> 01:01:23,494
- The best.
- If he's such a good man,

1132
01:01:23,577 --> 01:01:24,704
why didn't he give me one?

1133
01:01:24,787 --> 01:01:26,163
Well, look at you.

1134
01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:29,667
You were good at reading.
Just stick with that. Come on.

1135
01:01:29,750 --> 01:01:31,627
"Look at you."
That's the only answer you have.

1136
01:01:32,295 --> 01:01:34,380
My mother is gonna be psyched to see you.

1137
01:01:34,463 --> 01:01:36,340
How senile is your mom?
Will she remember me?

1138
01:01:36,424 --> 01:01:38,144
Of course,
she talks about you all the time.

1139
01:01:38,426 --> 01:01:39,635
- Oh!
- Mom!

1140
01:01:39,719 --> 01:01:41,220
Mom! What are you doing?

1141
01:01:41,304 --> 01:01:43,139
The fridge! The fridge!

1142
01:01:43,222 --> 01:01:47,393
Come on, the pizza guy, the president,
the mailman, the gardener, the me!

1143
01:01:47,476 --> 01:01:51,480
I called you on the phone, remember?
That's why you set dinner up for us.

1144
01:01:52,398 --> 01:01:55,109
Oh!
Max!

1145
01:01:55,192 --> 01:01:56,319
Ah, there you go.
Oh, a jump.

1146
01:01:57,528 --> 01:01:58,779
I love you.

1147
01:01:58,863 --> 01:02:00,239
Look who's here.

1148
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:04,243
Sonny Bono and Donna Summer!

1149
01:02:04,327 --> 01:02:08,331
What hurt more?
The frying pan or the Sonny Bono thing?

1150
01:02:08,414 --> 01:02:11,208
It's all pretty bad today.

1151
01:02:13,627 --> 01:02:15,421
I still can't believe it.

1152
01:02:15,504 --> 01:02:19,258
My Maxi's best friend,
little Charlie McMillan.

1153
01:02:19,342 --> 01:02:23,637
You know, after all these years,
he never stopped talking about you.

1154
01:02:23,721 --> 01:02:25,848
- How you're so successful.
- Mmm-hmm.

1155
01:02:25,931 --> 01:02:30,811
Became the big branch manager
of Save & Pay Supermarkets.

1156
01:02:30,895 --> 01:02:33,439
You got a good memory, Mom.

1157
01:02:33,522 --> 01:02:38,110
I hear you married the prom queen.
What was that whore's name again?

1158
01:02:38,194 --> 01:02:40,404
Uh, Nikki.

1159
01:02:40,488 --> 01:02:42,406
And we're not married anymore,
Mrs. Kessler.

1160
01:02:42,490 --> 01:02:43,866
She wasn't very nice to me.

1161
01:02:43,949 --> 01:02:48,829
Good, I hope you didn't catch
any sores from her filthy...

1162
01:02:48,913 --> 01:02:50,539
you know...

1163
01:02:50,623 --> 01:02:51,707
vagina.

1164
01:02:51,791 --> 01:02:53,542
Oh...

1165
01:02:53,626 --> 01:02:55,836
No, there was none of...
That wasn't the reason.

1166
01:02:57,254 --> 01:02:59,757
Hey, who's that cute kid on the fridge?

1167
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:04,345
Little Maxi. Isn't he gorgeous?
He's coming to see me next week.

1168
01:03:06,055 --> 01:03:09,767
What the hell are you talking about?
Visit you next week? That's me, Ma.

1169
01:03:09,850 --> 01:03:11,894
You're Little Maxi?

1170
01:03:11,977 --> 01:03:13,437
No, I'm Big Maxi!

1171
01:03:13,521 --> 01:03:16,524
You remember the Save & Pay job,
but you don't remember I grew up?

1172
01:03:16,607 --> 01:03:20,611
Uh... I remember you loved
that little Jimmie Walker T-shirt.

1173
01:03:20,694 --> 01:03:23,531
See, I love how he remembers
this stuff and... and you...

1174
01:03:24,323 --> 01:03:28,285
I just wish you showed up at my funeral.
Maybe, uh, that's what's bothering me.

1175
01:03:28,369 --> 01:03:29,578
You're a ghost?

1176
01:03:31,330 --> 01:03:33,666
Oh, I'm so confused.

1177
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:35,876
It's not you, I'm sorry.

1178
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:40,172
Don't be upset. I love you.
I know, you're just old... and crazy.

1179
01:03:40,256 --> 01:03:44,260
Hey, one thing you shouldn't
be confused about...

1180
01:03:44,343 --> 01:03:46,178
I don't work at Save & Pay.

1181
01:03:47,179 --> 01:03:50,307
I work... I work in the bank inside of...
I'm a bank manager.

1182
01:03:50,391 --> 01:03:52,518
Hey, guys, I just got
off the phone with Shecky.

1183
01:03:52,601 --> 01:03:56,313
He has no idea Ronald's dead.
I didn't have the heart to tell him.

1184
01:03:56,397 --> 01:03:58,315
Or he's pretending he has no idea.

1185
01:04:00,317 --> 01:04:02,528
Everybody be cool.
It's probably just the fuse box.

1186
01:04:02,611 --> 01:04:03,821
Happens all the time.

1187
01:04:03,904 --> 01:04:05,531
I don't know,
somebody could be out there, Max.

1188
01:04:05,614 --> 01:04:07,032
Ma, where's my bag?

1189
01:04:07,116 --> 01:04:09,118
- I don't remember.
- Yeah, that's a shock.

1190
01:04:09,201 --> 01:04:11,370
Found it.

1191
01:04:11,454 --> 01:04:13,038
- You okay?
- Yeah.

1192
01:04:13,122 --> 01:04:14,790
You know, I'm the kind of guy

1193
01:04:14,874 --> 01:04:16,792
who always carries
a rubber in my wallet...

1194
01:04:16,876 --> 01:04:19,712
...and an umbrella in my trunk.

1195
01:04:19,795 --> 01:04:22,173
'Cause you never know
when you're gonna fuck in the rain.

1196
01:04:22,256 --> 01:04:23,382
Max!

1197
01:04:23,466 --> 01:04:26,093
Ma, you know you fucked in the rain.
Relax.

1198
01:04:26,177 --> 01:04:28,304
That's true.
And the snow.

1199
01:04:28,387 --> 01:04:30,014
- Yeah!
- Max, wait.

1200
01:04:30,097 --> 01:04:31,640
You don't know if it's safe out there.

1201
01:04:31,724 --> 01:04:33,225
Yeah? For who?

1202
01:04:49,909 --> 01:04:52,077
Yep, it's the fuse box!

1203
01:04:56,790 --> 01:04:58,959
Holy fuck!

1204
01:05:02,338 --> 01:05:04,965
Stupid, selfish, son of a bitch!

1205
01:05:05,049 --> 01:05:08,886
- Whoa!
- I am so tired of these games!

1206
01:05:08,969 --> 01:05:10,429
I know you are!

1207
01:05:11,514 --> 01:05:13,265
Whoa, whoa. Whoa!

1208
01:05:13,349 --> 01:05:15,226
I can't do it.
You need to come back to me.

1209
01:05:15,309 --> 01:05:17,520
I need you.
You need me.

1210
01:05:17,603 --> 01:05:20,189
Oh! Who's this sexy bitch?

1211
01:05:20,272 --> 01:05:21,774
I'm his mother.

1212
01:05:21,857 --> 01:05:24,944
Not you, Ma.
Becca, it's not what you think.

1213
01:05:25,027 --> 01:05:26,946
Oh, no, of course not.

1214
01:05:27,029 --> 01:05:31,033
Because your mother knows
the world of pain that I'm in right now.

1215
01:05:31,116 --> 01:05:33,285
Would you just please
put the gun down so we can talk?

1216
01:05:33,369 --> 01:05:34,370
I can't believe...

1217
01:05:34,453 --> 01:05:37,540
I just cannot believe that this is how
you would want to end everything.

1218
01:05:37,623 --> 01:05:42,086
- I just wanna talk to you.
- Listen, you're sick, Max.

1219
01:05:42,169 --> 01:05:44,755
- You're sick.
- I know, I'm sorry.

1220
01:05:44,838 --> 01:05:46,632
I just don't understand.

1221
01:05:48,467 --> 01:05:50,886
Why wouldn't you want to spend
every last minute with me?

1222
01:05:50,970 --> 01:05:54,014
I'm your family.
I'm your family.

1223
01:05:54,098 --> 01:05:55,849
- I know.
- You don't know!

1224
01:05:55,933 --> 01:05:59,061
- All right!
- You have no fucking idea!

1225
01:05:59,144 --> 01:06:00,813
We'll give you guys
some privacy.

1226
01:06:00,896 --> 01:06:02,982
- Get a hold of yourself.
- I'll take this, too.

1227
01:06:03,065 --> 01:06:05,859
You gotta just walk away.
Just say goodbye.

1228
01:06:05,943 --> 01:06:07,736
Just say goodbye.
That's it.

1229
01:06:07,820 --> 01:06:11,615
All right.
Say goodbye to this.

1230
01:06:13,242 --> 01:06:14,410
You gotta go! Go!

1231
01:06:14,493 --> 01:06:15,744
I'm going!

1232
01:06:15,828 --> 01:06:16,912
Then go!

1233
01:06:16,996 --> 01:06:19,081
- Shut the door.
- Get over here. Get over here.

1234
01:06:22,418 --> 01:06:24,295
They are fucking crazy.

1235
01:06:24,378 --> 01:06:27,214
Ma! Ma, get the fuck out of here!

1236
01:06:30,884 --> 01:06:32,428
It's so fucking hot

1237
01:06:32,511 --> 01:06:34,471
how you tracked me down, woman.

1238
01:06:34,555 --> 01:06:37,725
I would follow you
to the pits of hell, you fucker!

1239
01:06:37,808 --> 01:06:41,145
Yeah, well, I'm smelling
your pits as I fuck you silly.

1240
01:06:41,228 --> 01:06:43,188
Oh, that got me!

1241
01:06:43,272 --> 01:06:46,025
Oh, I'm coming!
Oh, smell my feet.

1242
01:06:50,029 --> 01:06:51,071
Whoo!

1243
01:06:51,155 --> 01:06:53,574
I wish I was senile now.

1244
01:06:53,657 --> 01:06:55,284
Can I ask you a question?

1245
01:06:55,367 --> 01:06:56,535
Yeah, sure.

1246
01:06:56,619 --> 01:07:00,331
What was so terrible about your life
that you wanted a whole new one?

1247
01:07:00,414 --> 01:07:01,707
Oh...

1248
01:07:02,916 --> 01:07:06,086
Well, for starters,
it kind of wasn't my choice.

1249
01:07:06,170 --> 01:07:08,213
I got forced into it.

1250
01:07:08,297 --> 01:07:11,467
But... it is nice to have
another opportunity

1251
01:07:11,550 --> 01:07:13,886
to try to become the person
that I should have been.

1252
01:07:13,969 --> 01:07:15,679
And who's that?

1253
01:07:16,388 --> 01:07:18,474
I haven't figured that part out yet.

1254
01:07:20,142 --> 01:07:23,145
Well... we should probably
get some shut-eye.

1255
01:07:23,228 --> 01:07:26,565
Uh... why don't you take the bed
and I'll... I'll take the couch.

1256
01:07:26,649 --> 01:07:30,277
Actually, I would feel much safer
if you slept in here with me.

1257
01:07:31,528 --> 01:07:32,946
Um...

1258
01:07:33,030 --> 01:07:34,907
Do you mean share this bed?

1259
01:07:34,990 --> 01:07:38,077
No. I mean, you take the floor,
I take the bed.

1260
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:40,496
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Of course.

1261
01:07:40,579 --> 01:07:42,247
Oh, Charlie, I'm kidding.

1262
01:07:42,331 --> 01:07:44,083
Come on, we're adults.

1263
01:07:44,166 --> 01:07:46,335
I think we can share the bed
for one night.

1264
01:07:47,503 --> 01:07:49,171
- Really?
- Okay.

1265
01:07:55,094 --> 01:07:56,512
Well, you don't have to worry about me,

1266
01:07:56,595 --> 01:07:59,807
because I stayed in the same bed
with my ex-wife for... four years

1267
01:07:59,890 --> 01:08:02,226
and I don't think we touched toes once.

1268
01:08:02,309 --> 01:08:04,520
You know,
you forget who you're talking to.

1269
01:08:04,603 --> 01:08:08,440
My husband had a stud in his thingy
and I never even knew.

1270
01:08:08,524 --> 01:08:09,525
The truth is,

1271
01:08:09,608 --> 01:08:12,986
I could have a telephone pole through
my dick and she would never have known.

1272
01:08:14,613 --> 01:08:16,824
You're funny, Charlie.

1273
01:08:16,907 --> 01:08:18,909
You're a funny, nice guy.

1274
01:08:42,808 --> 01:08:45,018
Hey, where'd Becca go?

1275
01:08:45,102 --> 01:08:47,271
Oh, I broke up with her again.
She's psychotic.

1276
01:08:47,354 --> 01:08:49,940
How'd it go with you and this chick?
You take my advice?

1277
01:08:50,023 --> 01:08:51,066
Yeah, it went okay.

1278
01:08:51,150 --> 01:08:53,902
What? You kidding me?

1279
01:08:53,986 --> 01:08:57,072
Dr. Ron's corpse is not even cold yet
and you're fucking his widow?

1280
01:08:57,156 --> 01:08:58,282
Are you an asshole?

1281
01:08:58,365 --> 01:09:00,868
No... No, you said it was okay.
Are you...

1282
01:09:00,951 --> 01:09:02,828
It is okay, I'm fucking with you, brother.

1283
01:09:02,911 --> 01:09:04,455
Look how happy you made her.

1284
01:09:07,499 --> 01:09:09,418
Welcome to Old Willow.

1285
01:09:09,501 --> 01:09:12,171
- Heather, Heather, Heather.
- Aw! It's so good to see you.

1286
01:09:12,254 --> 01:09:14,047
Come on in, gentlemen.
Come on.

1287
01:09:14,131 --> 01:09:15,799
I just made some sweet tea.

1288
01:09:18,886 --> 01:09:22,514
Ronald's dead.
I can't believe it.

1289
01:09:22,598 --> 01:09:24,767
Believe it now, Shecky?

1290
01:09:24,850 --> 01:09:26,393
Oh! Oh!

1291
01:09:26,477 --> 01:09:29,396
- Max, enough with the pictures.
- He said he didn't believe it.

1292
01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:33,567
- I believed it. I'm just in disbelief.
- Oh, okay.

1293
01:09:33,650 --> 01:09:37,029
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's been an emotional week.

1294
01:09:38,781 --> 01:09:41,116
I lost my mama on Monday.

1295
01:09:42,159 --> 01:09:46,705
And then I found out
all the medical supplies I donated

1296
01:09:46,789 --> 01:09:48,832
to the Burmese drought victims...

1297
01:09:48,916 --> 01:09:50,709
were stolen by the rebels.

1298
01:09:51,627 --> 01:09:55,464
The soup kitchen I volunteer at...
burned down.

1299
01:09:55,547 --> 01:10:01,053
Whole city smelled like...
ashes and Campbell's Chunky.

1300
01:10:03,055 --> 01:10:04,807
Sweet kicks, though.

1301
01:10:04,890 --> 01:10:06,183
- Huh?
- Where'd you get 'em?

1302
01:10:07,142 --> 01:10:09,102
I know a guy at Nike.

1303
01:10:09,186 --> 01:10:11,855
Shit, I wish I had a pair that nice,
but...

1304
01:10:11,939 --> 01:10:14,024
I don't know a guy at Nike.

1305
01:10:14,107 --> 01:10:17,152
Heather, how do you know
these fellas, again?

1306
01:10:17,236 --> 01:10:18,237
They're new friends.

1307
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:20,155
They're just trying to help me
figure it all out.

1308
01:10:20,239 --> 01:10:22,241
Yeah, Shecky, I mean, do you have
any files we can look at?

1309
01:10:22,324 --> 01:10:23,700
Anything that would help us?

1310
01:10:23,784 --> 01:10:27,955
My house got broken into and they stole
my laptop and my cell phone.

1311
01:10:28,038 --> 01:10:32,835
So you had a formula that actually works
on cancer and you lost it.

1312
01:10:32,918 --> 01:10:35,212
I never had any formula.
That was Ronald's department.

1313
01:10:35,295 --> 01:10:36,922
I just handled the money.

1314
01:10:37,005 --> 01:10:40,259
You handled it so well
that they couldn't finish the testing.

1315
01:10:40,342 --> 01:10:43,595
Those drugs were working, Shecky.

1316
01:10:43,679 --> 01:10:45,806
Is this a fucking joke to you?

1317
01:10:45,889 --> 01:10:47,683
It wasn't my fault, I swear!

1318
01:10:47,766 --> 01:10:49,935
The bank called in all our loans
out of nowhere,

1319
01:10:50,018 --> 01:10:51,103
didn't give us a reason.

1320
01:10:51,186 --> 01:10:53,146
I went everywhere for financing.
I swear.

1321
01:10:53,230 --> 01:10:55,232
I even tried to mortgage Old Willow.

1322
01:10:55,315 --> 01:10:57,901
Nobody would sit down with Shecky.
Nobody!

1323
01:10:57,985 --> 01:11:00,946
I hope you don't think
I had something to do with this.

1324
01:11:02,698 --> 01:11:05,993
I felt horrible when I let Ronald down.

1325
01:11:07,286 --> 01:11:09,621
He was my best friend.

1326
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,709
We should go back there right now,

1327
01:11:13,792 --> 01:11:15,961
torture the fuck out of him
till he tells the truth.

1328
01:11:16,044 --> 01:11:18,088
We get it, you don't like the guy,
but here's the good news.

1329
01:11:18,171 --> 01:11:20,173
We know what the guys
with the guns want now.

1330
01:11:20,257 --> 01:11:21,258
Yeah, the formula.

1331
01:11:21,341 --> 01:11:23,427
That's why they must have
broken into my house.

1332
01:11:23,510 --> 01:11:24,845
Do you think it could be there?

1333
01:11:24,928 --> 01:11:26,513
I don't know, it could be anywhere.

1334
01:11:26,597 --> 01:11:29,057
Clearly, Ronnie was
a master at hiding things.

1335
01:11:29,141 --> 01:11:31,560
- I should know.
- Uh-oh.

1336
01:11:32,728 --> 01:11:34,229
Jesus!

1337
01:11:34,313 --> 01:11:37,190
This mummy-looking-motherfucker's
like a human tracking device.

1338
01:11:37,274 --> 01:11:38,358
- What do we do?
- You know what?

1339
01:11:38,442 --> 01:11:40,068
Why don't you buckle up there,
Mrs. Fishman?

1340
01:11:40,152 --> 01:11:41,320
Oh, God, no.

1341
01:11:44,281 --> 01:11:45,782
Hey, dude, I'm lost.

1342
01:11:45,866 --> 01:11:48,535
Can you tell me where
the side of the road is?

1343
01:11:49,328 --> 01:11:51,747
Oh, my God.

1344
01:11:59,838 --> 01:12:02,382
Hey, a little dizzy?
Get up.

1345
01:12:02,466 --> 01:12:05,093
Come on, get up!

1346
01:12:05,177 --> 01:12:06,261
Who are you?

1347
01:12:06,345 --> 01:12:07,512
Who the fuck are you?

1348
01:12:07,596 --> 01:12:09,222
Why are you following me?

1349
01:12:09,306 --> 01:12:11,850
Uh... Um... American...

1350
01:12:11,934 --> 01:12:13,977
American what?
Pharmaceuticals?

1351
01:12:14,061 --> 01:12:15,896
American Girl doll? What?

1352
01:12:15,979 --> 01:12:19,232
American... Express...

1353
01:12:19,316 --> 01:12:20,859
Fraud Department.

1354
01:12:22,277 --> 01:12:23,278
What?

1355
01:12:23,362 --> 01:12:25,697
- You're Max Kessler, right?
- Yeah!

1356
01:12:25,781 --> 01:12:28,617
You owe us $62,000.

1357
01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:31,203
Watch it. Watch it.
Slow.

1358
01:12:33,705 --> 01:12:35,916
Fuck, that's my old address, too.

1359
01:12:35,999 --> 01:12:37,709
You're good.

1360
01:12:37,793 --> 01:12:39,169
This guy's fucking good.

1361
01:12:39,836 --> 01:12:41,213
All right.

1362
01:12:41,296 --> 01:12:43,757
- Come on. I'm sorry, asshole.
- Ow!

1363
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,300
Okay, bub.

1364
01:12:45,384 --> 01:12:47,594
There's 150 grand in here.

1365
01:12:47,678 --> 01:12:49,596
That's over double what I owe Amex.

1366
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,890
So just take the rest,
pay for your medical bills.

1367
01:12:51,974 --> 01:12:55,394
Fuckin' buy a suit,
maybe a 3D flat screen.

1368
01:12:55,477 --> 01:12:57,062
Fuck, take it all, move to Maui.

1369
01:12:57,145 --> 01:12:59,856
You know Hawaiian chicks
love to fuck guys with red beards.

1370
01:12:59,940 --> 01:13:01,608
I made that up, nobody does.

1371
01:13:03,110 --> 01:13:05,237
Look, we're in
a Rubik's Cube of shit right now,

1372
01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:07,698
and it's up to me to make
all the right moves.

1373
01:13:07,781 --> 01:13:11,743
Walking you inside that crowded hospital
ain't one of 'em.

1374
01:13:11,827 --> 01:13:14,788
So is our business concluded... Robert?

1375
01:13:18,208 --> 01:13:21,044
You're a hell of a bloodhound,
you know that?

1376
01:13:21,128 --> 01:13:23,588
Put some Bactine on that shit,
it'll get better.

1377
01:13:33,432 --> 01:13:34,683
Oh!

1378
01:13:39,855 --> 01:13:43,025
With nowhere else to go,
we went back to the scene of the crime.

1379
01:13:43,108 --> 01:13:46,319
Maybe Dr. Ron's laboratory
still had some secrets.

1380
01:13:46,403 --> 01:13:48,613
These files are all messed up
and out of order.

1381
01:13:48,697 --> 01:13:51,408
Listen, I think I can decode the password
for these encrypted files.

1382
01:13:51,491 --> 01:13:54,202
- You can hack?
- We call it forensic data recovery.

1383
01:13:54,286 --> 01:13:56,580
But yeah, at the bank,
when someone defaults,

1384
01:13:56,705 --> 01:13:58,874
we have the legal right to access
their systems and ledgers

1385
01:13:58,957 --> 01:14:00,292
to find any hidden assets.

1386
01:14:00,375 --> 01:14:01,668
But they were working under the radar.

1387
01:14:01,752 --> 01:14:04,588
Well, if they have employees,
which it looks like they did,

1388
01:14:04,671 --> 01:14:06,840
I can access it through
the payroll service.

1389
01:14:08,133 --> 01:14:09,384
That's impressive.

1390
01:14:09,468 --> 01:14:13,221
Well, in my old life, I did have
a lot of free time on my hands.

1391
01:14:13,305 --> 01:14:14,973
Boom! Check it out.

1392
01:14:15,057 --> 01:14:16,058
Photos of your husband.

1393
01:14:16,141 --> 01:14:18,643
Photos of Butch.
There's my tongue ring... Oh!

1394
01:14:18,727 --> 01:14:20,007
Don't look at that. I'm sorry.

1395
01:14:20,062 --> 01:14:21,730
I shouldn't have said that.
No, no, no.

1396
01:14:21,813 --> 01:14:24,441
Kojak to Columbo.
No suspicious activity out here.

1397
01:14:24,524 --> 01:14:27,152
- Find anything?
- Negative, Kojak, we're still looking.

1398
01:14:27,235 --> 01:14:30,238
Hurry the fuck up, Charlie.
We gotta find that formula.

1399
01:14:30,322 --> 01:14:32,699
Listen, we're gonna find it,
we're gonna give it to these Nazis,

1400
01:14:32,783 --> 01:14:34,367
and then this nightmare will be over.

1401
01:14:34,451 --> 01:14:35,452
What are you talking about?

1402
01:14:35,535 --> 01:14:38,914
You wanna give the cure to cancer
to these fucking criminals?

1403
01:14:38,997 --> 01:14:40,999
There is no cure for cancer!

1404
01:14:41,083 --> 01:14:43,877
We'll give them the treatment
and we'll get back to our fake lives.

1405
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:45,796
I kind of like
the way mine is going now.

1406
01:14:45,879 --> 01:14:49,216
Are you out of your fucking mind, Charlie?
You're just gonna lay down?

1407
01:14:49,299 --> 01:14:53,136
Isn't that what got you a job at fucking
Save & Pay, being a pussy?

1408
01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:57,349
And you're some expert oncologist?
No, you're a guidance counselor.

1409
01:14:57,432 --> 01:15:00,352
You're good at telling dumb kids
they might get into junior college.

1410
01:15:00,435 --> 01:15:04,022
Is this about the money?
Are you trying to get rich off this?

1411
01:15:05,023 --> 01:15:06,983
You know what, Charlie, you're a dick.

1412
01:15:07,943 --> 01:15:08,985
Max, I'm sorry.

1413
01:15:09,069 --> 01:15:12,572
Listen, I'm just trying to think
of a way out of this, all right?

1414
01:15:12,656 --> 01:15:14,533
Max?

1415
01:15:14,616 --> 01:15:16,952
Max? Max?

1416
01:15:17,035 --> 01:15:18,370
Shit.

1417
01:15:18,453 --> 01:15:21,331
You know, he's right about
not giving them the formula.

1418
01:15:21,414 --> 01:15:23,416
But none of that matters
if we don't find it.

1419
01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:25,252
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna go look for Max.

1420
01:15:25,335 --> 01:15:26,962
You stay here and search for it.

1421
01:15:27,045 --> 01:15:28,922
And by the way...

1422
01:15:29,005 --> 01:15:31,633
I like the way my life is going, too.

1423
01:15:37,472 --> 01:15:39,015
Yeah.

1424
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,355
All right, let's do it.

1425
01:15:47,357 --> 01:15:48,900
What do we got here?

1426
01:16:16,928 --> 01:16:18,763
Life's short, Charlie.

1427
01:16:18,847 --> 01:16:21,099
- You know you're not really dead, right?
- No...

1428
01:16:21,183 --> 01:16:22,976
I just got caught up in the moment.

1429
01:16:23,059 --> 01:16:24,853
Holy shit, I gotta sit down.

1430
01:16:24,936 --> 01:16:26,856
You don't feel good.
What do you got, a hangover?

1431
01:16:33,737 --> 01:16:35,030
I just cannot believe that this is how

1432
01:16:35,113 --> 01:16:36,531
- you would want to end everything.
- Stop.

1433
01:16:36,615 --> 01:16:38,158
You're sick, Max!

1434
01:16:38,283 --> 01:16:39,826
I'm your family.

1435
01:16:39,910 --> 01:16:41,995
- I'm sorry.
- I'm your family.

1436
01:16:48,585 --> 01:16:51,213
That's Little Maxi.
Isn't he gorgeous?

1437
01:16:51,296 --> 01:16:54,799
I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
Growing up without a dad.

1438
01:16:58,261 --> 01:17:00,096
It's not a cure for cancer.

1439
01:17:01,473 --> 01:17:03,516
It's a cure for Max's cancer.

1440
01:17:09,522 --> 01:17:11,024
Cute kids.

1441
01:17:11,107 --> 01:17:14,694
They're supposed to be with my ex tonight.
Said she was sick.

1442
01:17:14,778 --> 01:17:18,031
Probably got backstage passes to Slipknot.

1443
01:17:18,114 --> 01:17:20,617
That's the tough thing about divorce.

1444
01:17:20,700 --> 01:17:22,827
Gotta watch your dumb kids alone...

1445
01:17:24,287 --> 01:17:28,375
no sleep, while your ex is waking up
with 22-year-old bartenders,

1446
01:17:28,458 --> 01:17:31,962
and who is footin' the bill for breakfast
and their herpes medicine?

1447
01:17:32,045 --> 01:17:33,088
I am.

1448
01:17:33,171 --> 01:17:37,717
Question, the, uh, thing with the, uh,
metal clamps, that, um...

1449
01:17:37,801 --> 01:17:39,928
I'm looking for, uh...

1450
01:17:40,011 --> 01:17:43,390
Joe Pesci used it in Casino to,
you know, crush the guy's head?

1451
01:17:43,473 --> 01:17:45,392
- You mean a vise?
- Yeah, sweetheart, that...

1452
01:17:45,475 --> 01:17:47,018
That's... A vise.

1453
01:17:47,102 --> 01:17:48,895
We just carry auto parts.

1454
01:17:48,979 --> 01:17:51,106
Try the hardware store.

1455
01:18:14,296 --> 01:18:17,424
...the young cuckoo
will go so far as to fake injury,

1456
01:18:17,507 --> 01:18:19,926
prompting the adult jay

1457
01:18:20,010 --> 01:18:24,306
to carry the cuckoo along
the migratory route to eastern Africa.

1458
01:18:24,389 --> 01:18:26,266
Only to fly back to...

1459
01:18:26,349 --> 01:18:27,892
Hello, Shecky.

1460
01:18:29,352 --> 01:18:33,898
You see... I'm not buyin' the whole
cry routine, Shecky.

1461
01:18:33,982 --> 01:18:35,775
Tell me where the formula is.

1462
01:18:35,859 --> 01:18:37,068
I need an ambulance.

1463
01:18:38,778 --> 01:18:40,613
Where the fuck is the formula?

1464
01:18:40,697 --> 01:18:43,033
Truly, I don't know.

1465
01:18:44,826 --> 01:18:46,536
Oh! Sweet Jesus!

1466
01:18:46,619 --> 01:18:49,289
Okay, I'm gonna have
to amp it up a little, aren't I?

1467
01:18:49,372 --> 01:18:53,293
I am going to put your head
inside a fucking...

1468
01:18:53,376 --> 01:18:56,379
What the fuck is the name of that thing,
with the clamp thing...

1469
01:18:56,463 --> 01:18:57,797
- A vise?
- A vise!

1470
01:18:57,881 --> 01:19:01,009
Yes, a vise, bitch!
Why do I keep forgetting that?

1471
01:19:02,260 --> 01:19:03,887
Come here.

1472
01:19:05,263 --> 01:19:07,515
What's...
What's happening?

1473
01:19:07,599 --> 01:19:10,727
You are gonna tell me why you're lying,

1474
01:19:10,810 --> 01:19:13,855
or I am gonna squeeze your head so hard,

1475
01:19:13,938 --> 01:19:16,941
that that fucking mustache
is gonna pop off your head.

1476
01:19:17,025 --> 01:19:18,443
What is that?

1477
01:19:18,526 --> 01:19:21,571
You've been shot!
You've been shot!

1478
01:19:21,654 --> 01:19:23,323
You were right.

1479
01:19:23,406 --> 01:19:25,408
I was lying...

1480
01:19:25,492 --> 01:19:27,619
because I thought you were one of them.

1481
01:19:27,702 --> 01:19:28,828
I was one of them?

1482
01:19:28,912 --> 01:19:30,330
I thought you were one of them!

1483
01:19:30,413 --> 01:19:32,957
No. I'm a good guy.

1484
01:19:33,041 --> 01:19:35,543
Why would you pull the funding
if you're such a good guy?

1485
01:19:35,627 --> 01:19:40,548
They was gonna kill us
if we didn't stop the trials.

1486
01:19:40,632 --> 01:19:42,509
Stay with me, Shecky!
Stay with me.

1487
01:19:42,592 --> 01:19:43,635
Come on.

1488
01:19:43,718 --> 01:19:45,512
You're all right.
You're all right.

1489
01:19:45,595 --> 01:19:46,596
Oh, God.

1490
01:19:46,679 --> 01:19:48,515
Who's "they," Shecky?

1491
01:19:48,598 --> 01:19:53,978
Trojgaard are the world's largest
chemotherapy company.

1492
01:19:54,062 --> 01:19:57,190
- Trojgaard.
- Ronald didn't wanna sell 'em the drug,

1493
01:19:57,273 --> 01:20:00,902
because he knew they would bury it.

1494
01:20:00,985 --> 01:20:02,654
Why would they bury it?

1495
01:20:02,737 --> 01:20:05,698
A drug like that would be
worth billions of dollars.

1496
01:20:05,782 --> 01:20:08,284
A drug that replaces chemo...

1497
01:20:09,327 --> 01:20:11,329
would ultimately cost them...

1498
01:20:11,413 --> 01:20:12,747
trillions.

1499
01:20:30,265 --> 01:20:32,016
- Wait.
- What?

1500
01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:35,979
Make sure all my money
goes to cancer research.

1501
01:20:36,062 --> 01:20:37,063
Yeah.

1502
01:20:38,773 --> 01:20:41,526
You can... have my Nikes.

1503
01:20:42,777 --> 01:20:45,655
I know you had your eyes on them.

1504
01:20:50,368 --> 01:20:52,162
You really are a good guy.

1505
01:20:53,705 --> 01:20:55,331
Tell Mama I'm comin'.

1506
01:20:56,958 --> 01:20:59,127
Shecky. Shecky!

1507
01:20:59,210 --> 01:21:01,171
I forgot to ask you, who killed you?

1508
01:21:02,130 --> 01:21:03,715
Shecky!

1509
01:21:03,798 --> 01:21:05,842
Who did this to you?

1510
01:21:05,925 --> 01:21:07,510
I think I have a clue.

1511
01:21:10,597 --> 01:21:14,058
Please open up, it's Charlie McMillan.
I need to talk to you.

1512
01:21:17,812 --> 01:21:20,607
Please, it's about Max.
I think he's in trouble.

1513
01:21:25,695 --> 01:21:27,280
Wow.

1514
01:21:27,363 --> 01:21:30,533
Look at all these fun toys
we have to play with.

1515
01:21:30,617 --> 01:21:32,535
I'm a bit of a handyman.

1516
01:21:32,619 --> 01:21:34,370
If you untie me, uh...

1517
01:21:34,454 --> 01:21:36,331
I could show you how to use that shit.

1518
01:21:37,874 --> 01:21:39,959
I think I can figure it out myself.

1519
01:21:40,043 --> 01:21:43,087
Zip, zap, zee.

1520
01:21:44,547 --> 01:21:46,799
Are you fucking wearing the Nikes?

1521
01:21:46,883 --> 01:21:49,093
Those are my sneakers.
He gave 'em to me.

1522
01:21:49,177 --> 01:21:50,678
It was his dying wish.

1523
01:21:51,596 --> 01:21:54,265
Finders keepers,
lose your sneakers.

1524
01:21:54,349 --> 01:21:56,309
How are you fitting in those?
Those are 11s.

1525
01:21:56,392 --> 01:21:58,102
You're fucking nine feet tall.

1526
01:21:58,186 --> 01:22:01,022
You're like the Yao Ming of Nazis.
It's not making sense.

1527
01:22:01,105 --> 01:22:03,483
There's always a way to make things fit.

1528
01:22:05,735 --> 01:22:08,863
What were you planning
to do to poor Shecky with this?

1529
01:22:08,947 --> 01:22:11,282
Oh, that's just for my mom's Jeep.

1530
01:22:11,366 --> 01:22:14,577
She needed a new gear shifter.
So that's what that's all about.

1531
01:22:19,624 --> 01:22:23,670
I think I see
where you were going with this.

1532
01:22:30,426 --> 01:22:33,096
You are a sick fuck.
Just like me.

1533
01:22:34,013 --> 01:22:36,558
Something tells me you're sicker.

1534
01:22:36,641 --> 01:22:38,434
It was a miracle.

1535
01:22:39,394 --> 01:22:40,687
Then they shut it down.

1536
01:22:40,770 --> 01:22:42,730
Dr. Fishman basically vanished,

1537
01:22:42,814 --> 01:22:45,525
he stopped returning
any of Max's phone calls.

1538
01:22:45,608 --> 01:22:47,610
So finally, one night...

1539
01:22:47,694 --> 01:22:49,988
Max drove over to the clinic.

1540
01:22:50,071 --> 01:22:52,448
He saw that the lights were on,
so he kicked open the door.

1541
01:22:52,532 --> 01:22:55,994
And that's when he saw Ron and Butch
laying dead on the floor.

1542
01:22:56,953 --> 01:22:58,830
But why doesn't he call the cops?

1543
01:22:58,955 --> 01:23:02,333
How was that gonna
help Max get any better?

1544
01:23:02,417 --> 01:23:05,878
If Dr. Fishman was dead,
then Max was dead.

1545
01:23:05,962 --> 01:23:10,842
So that's when he came up with this idea
to bring him back to life.

1546
01:23:10,925 --> 01:23:12,468
But he couldn't do it alone,

1547
01:23:12,552 --> 01:23:14,637
he needed somebody else.

1548
01:23:14,721 --> 01:23:16,514
He saw where you were in life.

1549
01:23:18,641 --> 01:23:21,060
Uh... these are the...
This is the bank.

1550
01:23:21,144 --> 01:23:25,315
He also saw that you...
probably needed it more than he did.

1551
01:23:25,398 --> 01:23:26,899
Whoo!

1552
01:23:29,819 --> 01:23:32,238
Now, I got a question.
What about this dark wig and glasses?

1553
01:23:32,322 --> 01:23:33,406
I don't get that.

1554
01:23:33,489 --> 01:23:35,450
Yeah, that's a... a sex thing.

1555
01:23:35,533 --> 01:23:37,368
It's a little...
It's kind of personal.

1556
01:23:37,452 --> 01:23:39,203
Okay.

1557
01:23:39,287 --> 01:23:41,122
Yeah, and I think that's why...

1558
01:23:41,205 --> 01:23:43,333
When he was on the phone with you,
and he had the blow-up doll.

1559
01:23:43,416 --> 01:23:44,959
What are you talking about?

1560
01:23:45,043 --> 01:23:46,878
What did I say?
I didn't say anything.

1561
01:23:46,961 --> 01:23:48,379
What are you talking about?

1562
01:23:48,463 --> 01:23:49,756
Nothing.
I don't know.

1563
01:23:50,465 --> 01:23:51,799
- I don't know. Oh.
- I'm kidding.

1564
01:23:51,883 --> 01:23:53,134
No, I bought him the doll.

1565
01:23:53,217 --> 01:23:56,763
Oh, fuck.
Jeez, you both are nuts.

1566
01:23:56,846 --> 01:23:58,640
Where is he, Charlie?

1567
01:23:58,723 --> 01:24:00,558
I don't know.
I would tell you.

1568
01:24:00,642 --> 01:24:03,353
Dr. Fishman's widow is out there
right now looking for him.

1569
01:24:03,436 --> 01:24:07,482
Wait, that chick in the cottage
was Dr. Fishman's widow?

1570
01:24:07,565 --> 01:24:10,234
- Yeah.
- I had no idea he was even married.

1571
01:24:10,318 --> 01:24:12,153
Neither did Dr. Ron, apparently,

1572
01:24:12,236 --> 01:24:14,739
considering he had a full-on
love affair with Butch.

1573
01:24:14,822 --> 01:24:16,783
Wow. This all makes sense.

1574
01:24:18,451 --> 01:24:21,913
- I never told Max this, but...
- this one time,

1575
01:24:22,038 --> 01:24:25,166
I saw Dr. Ron and Butch
coming out of an exam room,

1576
01:24:25,249 --> 01:24:29,504
and I... I swear it looked like I had just
caught them doing something nasty.

1577
01:24:29,587 --> 01:24:30,630
Oh...

1578
01:24:30,713 --> 01:24:32,840
And he said that they were playing Jenga.

1579
01:24:32,924 --> 01:24:36,469
Which I guess was, now, in retrospect,
their secret code for having sex.

1580
01:24:36,552 --> 01:24:38,012
"Jenga" is the secret code.

1581
01:24:38,971 --> 01:24:41,724
- That's what I just said.
- That's the code. That's the code.

1582
01:24:43,226 --> 01:24:45,561
Damn it, Max!
Pick up the fucking phone!

1583
01:24:53,027 --> 01:24:54,987
Sorry to disappoint, man, but...

1584
01:24:55,071 --> 01:24:57,573
my old lady works my nips
pretty hard at home,

1585
01:24:57,657 --> 01:24:59,951
so not much feeling left in 'em.

1586
01:25:00,034 --> 01:25:01,703
You should turn this shit up.

1587
01:25:02,870 --> 01:25:05,998
Perhaps you'll have more feeling
down in this area.

1588
01:25:08,084 --> 01:25:11,003
Fuck me in the ass!

1589
01:25:11,087 --> 01:25:13,005
Yeah, thanks for reminding me.

1590
01:25:21,806 --> 01:25:25,017
Sorry, your call could not be
completed as dialed.

1591
01:25:25,101 --> 01:25:28,354
Oh, that sounded just like
the recording, buddy.

1592
01:25:28,438 --> 01:25:30,148
Whoo!

1593
01:25:33,651 --> 01:25:35,987
Come on, Max.
God!

1594
01:25:40,241 --> 01:25:41,451
Refrigerator.

1595
01:25:44,871 --> 01:25:47,123
Oh, yeah.

1596
01:25:56,132 --> 01:25:57,717
This is it.
This is it.

1597
01:25:59,010 --> 01:26:01,262
Charlie, where are you?
I can't find Max anywhere.

1598
01:26:01,345 --> 01:26:03,389
I found the formula!

1599
01:26:03,473 --> 01:26:06,142
- What? Are you sure?
- Yes!

1600
01:26:06,225 --> 01:26:07,769
I'm looking at it right now!

1601
01:26:07,852 --> 01:26:10,855
Ronald disguised it
as an app on his tablet!

1602
01:26:10,938 --> 01:26:12,273
Wow, you're amazing.

1603
01:26:12,356 --> 01:26:15,276
You are a geek,
but you are the man.

1604
01:26:15,359 --> 01:26:17,945
I'm gonna find Max, okay?
I'm gonna try one more place.

1605
01:26:19,155 --> 01:26:22,450
And I won all the gymnastics competitions
in sixth grade.

1606
01:26:23,409 --> 01:26:28,164
Then my damned growth spurt.
Seventeen inches in 18 months.

1607
01:26:29,332 --> 01:26:33,544
That, of course, put an end
to my competitive career.

1608
01:26:33,628 --> 01:26:38,257
Lucky me, I found an occupation
that was even more enjoyable.

1609
01:26:38,341 --> 01:26:41,761
Wow. What an amazing story
of personal triumph.

1610
01:26:41,844 --> 01:26:45,389
Looking forward to watching the...
30 for 30 on that.

1611
01:26:51,729 --> 01:26:54,857
I just wanna say, before you do
what you're about to do...

1612
01:26:54,941 --> 01:26:56,859
your boyfriend or husband or whatever

1613
01:26:56,943 --> 01:27:01,614
is just a lucky man to find someone
so talented at ass play.

1614
01:27:01,697 --> 01:27:02,824
Good on him.

1615
01:27:02,907 --> 01:27:04,534
I'm not gay.

1616
01:27:04,617 --> 01:27:07,370
Would you like some glass sprinkles?

1617
01:27:07,453 --> 01:27:08,704
Oh, come on. You...

1618
01:27:08,788 --> 01:27:10,581
If you put that thing in my ass,
you're gay.

1619
01:27:10,665 --> 01:27:13,709
I mean, it's cool.
You're in a safe room.

1620
01:27:13,793 --> 01:27:16,838
The only one getting fucked here is you.

1621
01:27:16,921 --> 01:27:19,507
Yeah, yeah, but are
you gonna enjoy doing it?

1622
01:27:20,591 --> 01:27:21,884
Every last inch of it.

1623
01:27:21,968 --> 01:27:23,886
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's a gay thing.

1624
01:27:24,846 --> 01:27:27,765
That's... It's not gay.
It's torture.

1625
01:27:27,849 --> 01:27:28,891
- No.
- That is different.

1626
01:27:28,975 --> 01:27:30,351
Taking my fingernails off,

1627
01:27:30,434 --> 01:27:33,020
or fucking making me stay awake
for 12 weeks is torture,

1628
01:27:33,104 --> 01:27:34,730
but greasing up a dildo

1629
01:27:34,814 --> 01:27:36,858
and pretending it's your own dick

1630
01:27:36,941 --> 01:27:39,402
and wanting to stick it in me,
that's homosexuality.

1631
01:27:39,485 --> 01:27:40,695
Textbook.

1632
01:27:42,029 --> 01:27:43,948
Are you afraid to tell your parents,
is that it?

1633
01:27:45,241 --> 01:27:46,242
You know what?

1634
01:27:46,325 --> 01:27:47,493
I'm looking forward to this,

1635
01:27:47,577 --> 01:27:49,579
and I'm not letting you
take it away from me

1636
01:27:49,662 --> 01:27:51,330
with your fucking mind games!

1637
01:27:51,414 --> 01:27:52,582
God damn it!

1638
01:27:52,665 --> 01:27:54,667
All right, all right, all right.

1639
01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:57,920
Look out, teeth, look out, gums,

1640
01:27:58,004 --> 01:27:59,422
look out, keister,

1641
01:27:59,505 --> 01:28:02,049
- here it comes!
- Oh, my God!

1642
01:28:02,133 --> 01:28:03,175
Heather!

1643
01:28:03,259 --> 01:28:05,720
Get the fuck out of here!
Run, he's crazy!

1644
01:28:06,637 --> 01:28:08,931
What the hell are you doing?

1645
01:28:09,015 --> 01:28:12,059
Nothing.
Just two straight guys having fun.

1646
01:28:12,143 --> 01:28:14,604
Well, stop fucking around.

1647
01:28:14,687 --> 01:28:18,065
Call your boss.
Tell him to get ready to wire me my money.

1648
01:28:21,819 --> 01:28:24,989
You lying bitch.
It was you.

1649
01:28:25,615 --> 01:28:27,450
Of course it was me.

1650
01:28:27,533 --> 01:28:28,910
Aw, Max.

1651
01:28:28,993 --> 01:28:32,204
Did you really think
that a woman in mourning

1652
01:28:32,330 --> 01:28:34,790
would let two strange buffoons
in her house,

1653
01:28:34,874 --> 01:28:36,918
then run around in a slutty Barbie outfit

1654
01:28:37,001 --> 01:28:38,794
and let one of them bang her,

1655
01:28:38,878 --> 01:28:42,840
even though he's only 5'2"
and smells like a pile of shoes?

1656
01:28:42,924 --> 01:28:44,717
All I had to do was push my tits out

1657
01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:47,803
and you followed them
like horny teenagers.

1658
01:28:47,887 --> 01:28:51,098
Do you have any idea
how many lives this affects?

1659
01:28:51,182 --> 01:28:52,600
Why would you do this?

1660
01:28:52,683 --> 01:28:57,730
Ronnie was offered a fortune
to bury the drug, but he refused.

1661
01:28:57,813 --> 01:28:58,856
I didn't.

1662
01:28:58,940 --> 01:29:00,524
I should've seen this coming.

1663
01:29:00,608 --> 01:29:03,569
Charlie's always had
the shittiest taste in women.

1664
01:29:03,653 --> 01:29:06,405
Huh, speak of the devil.

1665
01:29:14,205 --> 01:29:18,292
Charlie,
I think Max killed Shecky!

1666
01:29:18,376 --> 01:29:20,795
Yeah! He's out of control!

1667
01:29:20,878 --> 01:29:23,631
You were right, I think he's
just doing this for the money.

1668
01:29:23,714 --> 01:29:26,133
You have to leave his mom's house
right now, it's not safe.

1669
01:29:27,635 --> 01:29:30,763
Meet me at Factor's Walk in 15 minutes
and bring the tablet.

1670
01:29:30,846 --> 01:29:32,598
We have to make sure
we get it into the right hands

1671
01:29:32,682 --> 01:29:34,141
before Max finds it.

1672
01:29:34,225 --> 01:29:36,769
Oh, and, Charlie...

1673
01:29:37,728 --> 01:29:38,896
be careful.

1674
01:29:39,855 --> 01:29:41,732
I don't wanna lose you, too.

1675
01:29:42,817 --> 01:29:45,986
Yeah.

1676
01:29:49,573 --> 01:29:51,200
Aw...

1677
01:29:51,283 --> 01:29:53,119
He's so sweet.

1678
01:29:53,202 --> 01:29:55,287
Actually, you are, too.

1679
01:29:55,413 --> 01:29:57,707
I would have rather fucked you.

1680
01:29:57,790 --> 01:29:59,458
Put a bullet in his head.

1681
01:30:05,464 --> 01:30:08,509
- Mmm.
- Relax. I'm not going to shoot you.

1682
01:30:12,388 --> 01:30:14,098
That would be too quick.

1683
01:30:15,266 --> 01:30:18,102
There's still so much fun for us to have.

1684
01:30:21,647 --> 01:30:24,024
Hours of fun.

1685
01:30:25,693 --> 01:30:27,069
Ooh...

1686
01:30:40,249 --> 01:30:41,667
Look out!

1687
01:30:45,004 --> 01:30:47,757
Nice try, asshole.

1688
01:31:02,313 --> 01:31:05,816
That's how he would have wanted to go.

1689
01:31:11,781 --> 01:31:12,782
Charlie!

1690
01:31:12,865 --> 01:31:14,575
- Charlie!
- Hey.

1691
01:31:14,658 --> 01:31:16,243
Hey, baby. Baby.

1692
01:31:16,327 --> 01:31:18,078
- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- I was so worried about you.

1693
01:31:18,162 --> 01:31:19,622
I know, I'm freaking out.

1694
01:31:19,705 --> 01:31:21,916
I can't believe Max
would do that to Shecky.

1695
01:31:21,999 --> 01:31:25,461
It's like we don't know anyone.
My husband, your best friend...

1696
01:31:25,544 --> 01:31:27,880
- Money makes people crazy, Charlie.
- I know. I know.

1697
01:31:27,963 --> 01:31:29,048
Did you bring the tablet?

1698
01:31:29,131 --> 01:31:31,342
Of course, of course.
It's right here.

1699
01:31:31,425 --> 01:31:32,551
Yeah?

1700
01:31:33,052 --> 01:31:34,470
Oh!

1701
01:31:34,553 --> 01:31:37,765
Motherfucker!
What the hell, Charlie?

1702
01:31:37,848 --> 01:31:39,850
You picked the wrong guy to play, lady.

1703
01:31:39,934 --> 01:31:43,938
I do know Max and he would
never kill an innocent man!

1704
01:31:45,356 --> 01:31:46,732
Well, I'm about to.

1705
01:31:51,111 --> 01:31:53,197
I'm so tired...

1706
01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:55,991
...of women lying to me...

1707
01:31:56,075 --> 01:31:57,743
...and fucking me over!

1708
01:31:57,827 --> 01:32:01,831
You know why everyone
treats you like that, Charlie?

1709
01:32:01,914 --> 01:32:03,999
- Because you're such a pussy!
- Ow!

1710
01:32:04,083 --> 01:32:06,001
God damn it!

1711
01:32:06,085 --> 01:32:07,837
Ow...

1712
01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:09,630
Ow!

1713
01:32:16,554 --> 01:32:18,514
I believe this is mine.

1714
01:32:18,597 --> 01:32:20,432
It's been fun, Charlie.

1715
01:32:20,516 --> 01:32:21,809
No, no, no.

1716
01:32:21,892 --> 01:32:25,437
Before you kill me...
I want to tell you something.

1717
01:32:26,272 --> 01:32:27,898
After we had sex...

1718
01:32:30,693 --> 01:32:32,903
you farted in your sleep.

1719
01:32:33,863 --> 01:32:35,197
Like, six times.

1720
01:32:35,281 --> 01:32:38,242
Yeah, well, no one but you
will ever know that,

1721
01:32:38,325 --> 01:32:40,911
because there's no way you're faking
your way out of this death, Charlie.

1722
01:32:40,995 --> 01:32:42,204
No.

1723
01:32:49,253 --> 01:32:50,254
No!

1724
01:32:58,387 --> 01:33:00,848
Max! Ow! God!

1725
01:33:00,931 --> 01:33:02,474
- Oh, I'm sorry, buddy.
- Charlie.

1726
01:33:02,558 --> 01:33:06,061
I love you. Oh, man, I didn't
mean that shit I said about you.

1727
01:33:06,145 --> 01:33:08,606
Fuck that shit.
I don't give a fuck, man.

1728
01:33:08,689 --> 01:33:11,066
I just popped the perfect wheelie.
I could be a cop.

1729
01:33:11,150 --> 01:33:12,151
Did you see that?

1730
01:33:12,234 --> 01:33:14,695
- All I had to do was fucking...
- I saw the whole thing.

1731
01:33:14,778 --> 01:33:15,898
- You looked good.
- Come on.

1732
01:33:15,946 --> 01:33:17,197
It's déjà vu.

1733
01:33:17,281 --> 01:33:19,950
I get to kill Butch and Ronnie
all over again.

1734
01:33:20,034 --> 01:33:23,078
You two wanna tickle each other's
balls first, like they used to?

1735
01:33:23,162 --> 01:33:25,331
Or should I kill you straight away?

1736
01:35:33,542 --> 01:35:34,668
Stay where you are!

1737
01:35:35,377 --> 01:35:38,255
Drop your weapon
and get your hands in the air!

1738
01:35:40,591 --> 01:35:41,592
- No!
- What happened?

1739
01:35:43,010 --> 01:35:44,303
What?

1740
01:35:44,386 --> 01:35:46,263
- Oh, no!
- What the fuck?

1741
01:35:46,346 --> 01:35:47,931
What, what?

1742
01:35:48,015 --> 01:35:50,934
You fucking threw the shit
in the fucking water!

1743
01:35:51,018 --> 01:35:53,395
There was
a gun pointed at my head!

1744
01:36:02,780 --> 01:36:05,532
Bob?
From American Express Bob?

1745
01:36:05,616 --> 01:36:08,452
Actually it's Bob from the FBI.

1746
01:36:08,535 --> 01:36:11,246
Oh... shit.

1747
01:36:11,330 --> 01:36:12,664
Here, take the dinosaur.

1748
01:36:12,748 --> 01:36:13,916
Yeah, go play.

1749
01:36:13,999 --> 01:36:15,542
What is it?

1750
01:36:16,126 --> 01:36:17,646
We fished the tablet out of the water.

1751
01:36:17,711 --> 01:36:20,422
I had my best tech guys take a look at it.

1752
01:36:20,506 --> 01:36:21,840
And, uh...

1753
01:36:23,258 --> 01:36:24,635
it's a goner.

1754
01:36:26,428 --> 01:36:27,471
All right.

1755
01:36:28,847 --> 01:36:30,140
I'm really sorry.

1756
01:36:30,224 --> 01:36:33,060
Oh, baby, we'll find another way.

1757
01:36:33,143 --> 01:36:34,645
We're gonna find another way.

1758
01:36:34,728 --> 01:36:35,729
Yeah.

1759
01:36:35,813 --> 01:36:38,023
We'll keep fighting.
We'll keep fighting.

1760
01:36:38,107 --> 01:36:42,069
Mrs. Kessler...
your husband's under arrest.

1761
01:36:42,152 --> 01:36:44,696
When your friend finishes getting
his broken ribs patched up,

1762
01:36:44,780 --> 01:36:46,532
I gotta take both of you directly to jail.

1763
01:36:46,615 --> 01:36:48,367
Fuck he is, man!

1764
01:36:48,450 --> 01:36:50,119
Do you know how long
I've waited for this one?

1765
01:36:50,202 --> 01:36:51,411
- Sorry, baby.
- All right, we're good.

1766
01:36:51,495 --> 01:36:52,615
- We're good.
- Real emotional.

1767
01:36:52,663 --> 01:36:53,831
What's this?
What's this? Wait! Wait! Whoa!

1768
01:36:53,914 --> 01:36:57,126
Whoa! He's got broken ribs...
why is he knocked out right now?

1769
01:36:57,209 --> 01:36:58,669
We're taking him into surgery.

1770
01:36:58,752 --> 01:37:02,714
We found something rather alarming
in his rectum.

1771
01:37:02,798 --> 01:37:04,258
- What? What?
- What just happened?

1772
01:37:04,341 --> 01:37:06,927
It appears to be a USB drive.

1773
01:37:10,931 --> 01:37:12,474
You backed it up?

1774
01:37:12,558 --> 01:37:14,393
He backed it up!

1775
01:37:14,476 --> 01:37:18,147
- You careful motherfucker! Yes!
- Oh!

1776
01:37:21,316 --> 01:37:22,359
Yes!

1777
01:37:22,442 --> 01:37:23,485
Charlie!

1778
01:37:23,569 --> 01:37:25,279
You did it, boy! Yes!

1779
01:37:25,362 --> 01:37:26,572
Yeah!

1780
01:37:26,655 --> 01:37:28,615
You know,
a good friend of mine once told me,

1781
01:37:28,699 --> 01:37:30,579
"You always have to have
a rubber in your wallet

1782
01:37:30,617 --> 01:37:31,910
and an umbrella in your trunk,

1783
01:37:31,994 --> 01:37:34,329
'cause you never know when
you're gonna fuck in the rain."

1784
01:37:34,413 --> 01:37:37,207
He also suggested carrying
around zombie makeup

1785
01:37:37,291 --> 01:37:39,334
for those times when
you want to strike terror

1786
01:37:39,418 --> 01:37:41,962
into the hearts of people
who screwed you over.

1787
01:37:45,007 --> 01:37:47,426
Please don't eat me.
Don't eat me! Eat her!

1788
01:37:49,761 --> 01:37:52,723
Go get your own fucking fortune cookies!

1789
01:37:54,683 --> 01:37:57,436
And most importantly,
when you're really in trouble,

1790
01:37:57,519 --> 01:37:59,730
when you've committed many,
many crimes

1791
01:37:59,813 --> 01:38:02,608
across several states
and a US territory...

1792
01:38:02,691 --> 01:38:06,570
there's only one chip that can
get you off scot-free.

1793
01:38:06,653 --> 01:38:10,032
One card that you can play
to get you out of anything.

1794
01:38:10,157 --> 01:38:12,409
An effective treatment for cancer.

1795
01:38:42,314 --> 01:38:44,024
Good job!

1796
01:38:44,107 --> 01:38:45,525
- That was so...
- Yeah.

1797
01:38:45,609 --> 01:38:47,486
Yeah.

1798
01:38:51,615 --> 01:38:53,158
What are you doing, Mother?

1799
01:38:53,242 --> 01:38:54,868
Why would you do that, Ma?

1800
01:38:54,952 --> 01:39:00,332
I just wanted to bring back
some sweet memories to Charlie.

1801
01:39:00,415 --> 01:39:03,710
That's really nice, Ma.
He's crying. You happy?

1802
01:39:03,794 --> 01:39:06,672
Do they still look as good as they looked

1803
01:39:06,755 --> 01:39:08,465
when you peeked on me in the shower?

1804
01:39:08,548 --> 01:39:10,926
They're even better!

1805
01:39:11,009 --> 01:39:12,928
He's being polite.
It's awful!

1806
01:39:13,887 --> 01:39:16,139
They might have a
few more miles on them...

1807
01:39:17,140 --> 01:39:20,394
- but they still taste brand new.
- Oh!

1808
01:39:20,477 --> 01:39:23,188
All right, enjoy yourself, Ma,
you're in Puerto Rico.

1809
01:39:23,272 --> 01:39:25,607
Hey, come on.
Let's do this.

1810
01:39:25,691 --> 01:39:27,985
No, no, no, no, I'm tired.
I'm sorry.

1811
01:39:28,068 --> 01:39:29,319
- Do it, you should.
- You're in remission.

1812
01:39:29,403 --> 01:39:31,947
You can't play that cancer card anymore.
Let's go.

1813
01:39:32,030 --> 01:39:34,992
Hey! Just do it so we can go out and eat.
I'm fuckin' starving!

1814
01:39:35,075 --> 01:39:36,576
- Carmine, be nice.
- I am nice.

1815
01:39:36,660 --> 01:39:39,162
- I have low blood sugar, you know that.
- Carmine's hungry!

1816
01:39:39,288 --> 01:39:40,831
You can't fucking keep him waitin'.
Let's go!

1817
01:39:40,914 --> 01:39:43,458
Let's go!
All right, love you guys.

1818
01:39:43,542 --> 01:39:45,294
- Be safe!
- Yep.

1819
01:39:58,307 --> 01:40:00,309
Sure about this, tough guy?

1820
01:40:00,392 --> 01:40:01,435
Fuck yes.

1821
01:40:02,394 --> 01:40:03,770
You only live twice, right?