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(light music)

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Huh?

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I am not a bum.

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I'm a jerk.

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I once had wealth, power,

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and the love of a beautiful woman.

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Now, I only have two things.

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My friends

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and...

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uh...

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my thermos.

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Huh?

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My story?

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Okay.

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It was never easy for me.

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I was born a poor black child.

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I remember the days

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sittin' on the porch with my family

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singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

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(children screaming)

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(chattering)

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(blues music)

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♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

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♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

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♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

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♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

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♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

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♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

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♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

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♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

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♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

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♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

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♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

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♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

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♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

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♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

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♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

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♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

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♪ Me and my buddy gonna ♪

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♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

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♪ Me and my buddy gonna ♪

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♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

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♪ Me and my buddy gonna ♪

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♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

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♪ Me and my buddy gonna ♪

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♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

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♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

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♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

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♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

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♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

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♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

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♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

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♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

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♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

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♪ Wanna get on your knees ♪

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♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

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♪ Wanna get on your knees ♪

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♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

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♪ Wanna get all around ♪

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♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

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♪ Wanna get all around ♪

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♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

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♪ Gonna pack that hay ♪

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♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

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♪ Gonna pack that hay ♪

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♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

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(horse neighing)

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(meowing)

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Boy, I hope everybody's good and hungry.

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I know I am.

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[Father] And I'm ready for that.

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Here's corn bread

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and collard greens.

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And I cooked up those hog maws you like.

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Mother, dear, ain't
we forgetting somethin'?

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No, I'm not.

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Today is Navin's birthday.

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Aw, Happy Birthday!

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Today is Navin's birthday.

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And I cooked you up your favorite meal.

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Tuna fish salad on white
bread with mayonnaise, a Tab

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and a couple of Twinkies.

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Here, darlin'.

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Gee, Mom, thanks.

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You're gonna like that shit, man.

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(all laughing)

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I got you a present.

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Gee, Elvira.

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I made it myself.

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We got you somethin', too.

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A whole half bottle of Lilac Vegetal.

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It's from both of us.

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Gee.

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(chuckling)

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I drew you this picture.

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Here.

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(chuckling)

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[Navin] Thank you.

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I want you to have my Zippo.

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Gee, Dad,

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you had this since the war.

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Thanks.

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Thanks, everybody.

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God bless us, every one.

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Navin.

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(sniffling)

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Well, will you pass me the potatoes

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and the collard greens?

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Navin, darlin'?

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I'm sorry I spoiled the party, Mom.

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Aw, you didn't spoil the party.

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Navin,

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I brought you a Twinkie.

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I'm not hungry right now.

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You feelin' different again, huh?

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It's like I don't fit in.

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It's like I don't belong here.

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(sniffling)

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It's your birthday,

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and it's time you knew.

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Navin, you're not our natural-born child.

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I'm not?

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You were left on our doorstep.

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But we raised you like you were one of us.

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You mean I'm gonna stay this color?

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(crying)

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Navin, I'd love you
if you were the color

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of a baboon's ass.

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Come here.

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Uh, Navin...

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Navin, I... I wrapped your
sandwich in cellophane,

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just like you like it.

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You, uh, wanna come in
and sing some blues?

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No thanks, Taj.

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There's somethin' about those songs,

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they depress me.

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(chuckling)

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Come here, darlin'.

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(laughing)

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(Mom scatting)

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That's it, darlin'.

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You're gettin' the rhythm, see?

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[Announcer] And that
concludes this Sunday Night

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Gospel Hour live from the
Four Square Gospel Church

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at the Divine Salvation
in St. Louis, Missouri.

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The Rev. Williard Willman, Pastor.

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And now, Music Throughout the Night.

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Music in a mellow mood.

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(light music)

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(clicking)

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(stomping)

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Grandma!

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Grandma!

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What happened?

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What happened?

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Don't touch that radio!

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Don't touch it!

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Turn it up, turn it up!

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This is unbelievable!

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I've never heard music like this before!

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It speaks to me!

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Taj, Dad.

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This is unbelievable.

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Now watch, now watch.

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Yeah.

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Well, if this is out there,

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think how much more is out there!

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This is the kind of music that tells me

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to go out there and be somebody!

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But, Navin.

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Let him go.

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Son, now that you're goin'

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out into the world,

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there's, uh, somethin' you should know.

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(horse whinnying)

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You see that?

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Yeah.

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That's shit.

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(goat bleating)

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And this, Shinola.

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Shit.

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Shinola.

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Son, you're gonna be all right.

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Now what town are you gonna try for first?

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Well, I thought I'd
try to go to St. Louis

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'cause that's where that
radio show was coming from.

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And remember,

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the Lord loves a workin' man.

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Lord loves a workin' man.

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And Son, don't never,

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ever trust whitey.

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Don't trust whitey.

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The Lord loves a workin' man,

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don't trust whitey.

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(goat bleating)

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Oh, baby.

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Daddy.

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Pierre, come here.

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Don't you forget to grow up now.

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Good luck.

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Send me a picture postcard.

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Don't forget, baby.

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Okay, okay, let the boy go.

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Bye.

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We got work to do.

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And I hope you find whatever
it is you're looking for.

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(hens clucking)

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I will, Ma.

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I know it's out there.

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It's out there all right,

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and if you catch it,

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see a doctor and get rid of it.

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See a doctor and get rid of it.

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Good luck.

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The Lord loves a workin' man.

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Don't trust whitey.

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See a doctor and get rid of it.

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Bye, Grandma.

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(dog barking)

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(sighing)

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Oh, I sure do miss Navin.

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[Elvira] Is he ever comin' back?

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Take away his place settin'.

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It's making us too goddamn sad.

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I wonder if he's doin' all right.

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Hey, Navin, how you doin'?

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Don't worry 'bout me.

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I think I see a car comin'.

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No wait, it's a truck.

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It's a truck.

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Oh, Lord,

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take care of our little boy.

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(truck revving)

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I'm hitchhikin'.

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How far you goin'?

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St. Louis.

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How far are you goin'?

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To the end of this fence.

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Okay.

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(door slams)

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I'm Navin Johnson.

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What's your name, sir?

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Here we are.

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Okay.

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Thanks for the company.

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I hope I can repay you someday.

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(crickets chirping)

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(light music)

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(honking)

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(honking)

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(snoring)

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(dog barking)

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Well, what is it, boy?

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Are you lost?

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(barking)

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Do you want to play?

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Is it trouble?

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(yelping)

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Trouble?

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Is it an accident?

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A drownin'?

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A fire?

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Fire.

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(exclaiming)

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Gosh, we've got to warn everybody.

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I've heard about dogs like you.

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You're gonna be famous.

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You're gonna... You're gonna
get your picture taken,

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and they'll put it in the paper.

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Gosh, this is excitin'.

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You saved my life.

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Come on, let's warn everybody.

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(barking)

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Fire, It's a fire!

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(woman screaming)

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There's a fire!

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Everybody!

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Wake up, there's a fire!

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This dog, he's saving everybody's life!

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He's unbelievable.

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He's some dog.

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He's a lifesaver.

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That's what I'll call him, too.

284
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,978
Old Lifesaver.

285
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,143
That's gonna be your name!

286
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,858
(siren wailing)

287
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,978
Folks, false alarm.

288
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,229
There's no fire.

289
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,447
(people chattering)

290
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,568
Hey, mister, don't call
that dog "Lifesaver."

291
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:49,489
No?

292
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,157
Call him "Shithead."

293
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,455
Good, Shithead.

294
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,576
It's excitin'.

295
00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:01,963
It's just exciting to have
this kind of life on the road.

296
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,332
A guy and his dog.

297
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,926
(truck honking)

298
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,304
[Man] St. Louis?

299
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,299
No, Navin Johnson.

300
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,050
No, do you want a lift to St. Louis?

301
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,142
Oh!

302
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,386
Okay, thanks.

303
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,396
Hop in.

304
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,603
[Navin] This will be fine.

305
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,610
Right here.

306
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,409
(barking)

307
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,412
Thank you.

308
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,372
Where you goin'?

309
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,742
To the bathroom.

310
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,209
You gotta have a key.

311
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,544
Can I get one?

312
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,253
My key is for customers who buy gas.

313
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,256
Oh!

314
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,129
I'm buying gas.

315
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,135
I don't see no car.

316
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,883
I just need enough for my lighter.

317
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,801
Oh, look at this.

318
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,470
And my wife wanted me to stay home today.

319
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,842
Look what I would have missed.

320
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,720
A complete fill-up for
a whole lighter, huh?

321
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,561
It's on that wall.

322
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,564
Thank you.

323
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,483
(clanging)

324
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:09,656
And don't walk away with it.

325
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:10,659
I won't.

326
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:12,988
(knocking on door)

327
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,361
[Harry] Hey, pop-top.

328
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,329
Hey, silverbird, I'm talkin' to you.

329
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,743
Huh?

330
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,992
Listen, you wanna be
president of the Texaco Oil?

331
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,083
[Harry] Then clean up the sink in there.

332
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,125
Then I'll be president of Texaco Oil?

333
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,547
Whatever happened to
workin' your way up?

334
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,137
He starts workin' for me

335
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,473
10 minutes and already
he wants to be president.

336
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,225
Get to work in there.

337
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:40,346
But, sir, I don't work here.

338
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,722
Not even for $1.10 an hour?

339
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,156
(kooky music)

340
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,917
(whirring)

341
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,460
[Navin] Dear Folks, I got
this great job in a gas station.

342
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,554
I don't wanna say how much I'm getting,

343
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,923
but let's just say it's a lot.

344
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,049
I'm enclosing $2.

345
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,555
That's a good boy.

346
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:21,932
[Navin] It's a lot of fun working

347
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,101
and Mr. Hartounian is really nice.

348
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,725
He's teaching me how to be impatient.

349
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,772
Navin!

350
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,519
[Navin] Well, I gotta go now.

351
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,771
What do you think I do,

352
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,067
write letters all day?

353
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,492
You actually sleep here?

354
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,496
Yes, is that okay?

355
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,246
Come with me.

356
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,616
I got a beautiful little
place for you to stay.

357
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:43,959
Put the light on.

358
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,202
You're gonna like it here.

359
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,497
Like it?

360
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,999
I love it!

361
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,716
This is fabulous!

362
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:52,800
I mean,

363
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,840
you got the toilet here.

364
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,634
This must be the kitchen, no.

365
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:02,057
You know, what I could
do is take this wall

366
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,645
and just turn it this way so I've got

367
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,355
a much larger living space,

368
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,317
plus it'll create a flow
into the main living area.

369
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,400
It'll be incredible.

370
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,895
No, no, I'll just elevate
this about 6 inches.

371
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,647
Create the illusion of two rooms

372
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,945
and yet still have that flow.

373
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:19,036
Then I can take bookshelves
and put them here.

374
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,405
No, I'll put the books right over here.

375
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,872
That way I can be relaxed over here.

376
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,207
The customers come in and use the urinal.

377
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,041
Navin, Navin,

378
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:25,875
I won't disturb them,

379
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,914
they won't disturb me.

380
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,833
Take it easy, it's not here.

381
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,046
It's in here.

382
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,049
Oh!

383
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,088
I couldn't afford this, anyway.

384
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,054
Well, this is it.

385
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,635
It's perfect.

386
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,884
I won't have to change this at all.

387
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,894
Take a look.

388
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,099
No kitchen, no windows,

389
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,018
no chairs, no tables.

390
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,016
It's a masterpiece of understatement.

391
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,233
I'll put a bed down here,

392
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,317
get a bigger bulb.

393
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,562
I'll bring some sheets from the house.

394
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,656
You'll be set for life.

395
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,658
Gosh!

396
00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,152
How much is this gonna cost me?

397
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,278
Nothin'.

398
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,075
When you're rich and famous,

399
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,870
you'll send me a postcard.

400
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,617
A postcard, huh?

401
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,630
Okay, It's a deal.

402
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,003
It's a deal.

403
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,677
[Navin] What are those?

404
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,142
Step outside for a second, darlin'.

405
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,386
Navin, this is my wife, Lenore.

406
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,477
Lenore, this is Navin.

407
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,889
Pleased to meet you.

408
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,686
Navin, do you know why a
woman of such pulchritude

409
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,525
is married to a man like me?

410
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,520
'Cause I make a very comfortable living.

411
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,486
And this is the first time

412
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,196
I'm leaving you alone on a Sunday.

413
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,735
If anything should happen to this station,

414
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,735
this woman would leave me like a pfft.

415
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,365
In other words, there
would be no more, uh...

416
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,707
Do you know what I'm talkin' about?

417
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:48,710
Yes, sir, no more,

418
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,790
So remember, guard this
station with your life.

419
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,417
Because my sex life is in your hands.

420
00:18:57,428 --> 00:19:00,387
(car door slamming)

421
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,721
(bell tinkling)

422
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,716
(tires screeching)

423
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,434
(engine revving)

424
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,264
I can fix those shocks.

425
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:14,564
No, no, we just want some gas, <i>muchacho.</i>

426
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,560
Okay, but it's Sunday.

427
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,028
We got to have a credit card.

428
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,691
Then all the cash is locked up?

429
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,317
Oh, no, not locked up.

430
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,444
We got a lot of cash.

431
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,820
It's just that the banks are closed,

432
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,664
and I'm not allowed to have
cash coming in or going out

433
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,454
'cause I'm here all
alone for the first time.

434
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,746
I don't want anything to happen.

435
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,710
And you know, you flash this kind of wad

436
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:33,624
in front of some people,

437
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,042
they'll kill you for it.

438
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,631
So we got to have a credit card.

439
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,759
Hey, Trin, have you got
a credit card in there?

440
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:40,593
Huh?

441
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,132
Credit card, <i>de volada.</i>

442
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,187
Oh, no thanks, I don't smoke.

443
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,397
What kind of cigarette is that?

444
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,857
A joint.

445
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,441
Joint?

446
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,810
They don't make 'em very good.

447
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,107
Master Charge do?

448
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:58,945
Yeah, that's fine.

449
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,860
We take Master Charge.

450
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:01,697
You want a fill-up,

451
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,658
uh, Mrs. Nussbaum?

452
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,621
Oh, I'm Mr. Nussbaum.

453
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,373
Yeah, that-that's his wife's card.

454
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,409
His wife's card, huh?

455
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,127
Yeah, I'll vouch for him.

456
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,873
Okay, as long as we've got a voucher.

457
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:22,385
(men speaking Spanish)

458
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,974
(men laughing)

459
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:28,977
Stolen?

460
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,689
(men chattering)

461
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,395
(man chuckling)

462
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:51,664
I got it.

463
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,124
Just send a police car over.

464
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,662
Mrs. Nussbaum's credit card.

465
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,914
I got the guys who stole it.

466
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,165
(honking)

467
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,166
Hold on, they're calling me.

468
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,177
I'll be right back.

469
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,212
(car honking)

470
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,430
(men chattering)

471
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,264
Yes?

472
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,429
Yeah, throw a couple
of tires in the trunk.

473
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,512
Put it on the card, Radials.

474
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:14,353
[Navin] Okay.

475
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,221
Make them whitewalls.

476
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,894
Yes, sir, Mr. Nussbaum.

477
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,197
I'm back.

478
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,032
Only, it's worst than I thought.

479
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:28,197
They're not only sticking us for gas,

480
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,412
but they're grabbing tires and everything.

481
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,246
They're really socking it to us.

482
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,787
Yeah, it's Hartounian's
Gas Station at the corner.

483
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:35,910
Hang on a second.

484
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,661
I don't want to get them suspicious.

485
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,214
Don't worry, I can keep them here.

486
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,708
I saw this trick in a movie.

487
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,762
(church bell tolling)

488
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:48,721
Got your tires.

489
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,056
[Man] Yeah, yeah, good.

490
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:53,769
(speaking in spanish)

491
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:56,889
(church bell tolling)

492
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:03,149
(men laughing)

493
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,389
Anything else?

494
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,352
Yeah.

495
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,517
We'll take that money
you got in your pocket.

496
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,390
Oh, sure.

497
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,767
I'll just put it on the card.

498
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,486
Hey, guess what?

499
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,697
You are our eighth customer today.

500
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,942
You won a free oven mitt.

501
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:52,239
Hah, I'll go get it for you.

502
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,164
(chuckling)

503
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,969
Yeah, I'm back, Uh-huh.

504
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,338
(chuckling)

505
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:12,634
Yeah, they're gonna be here for a while.

506
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:13,882
Don't worry.

507
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,509
I rigged it.

508
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,852
You guys wanna stick
around for an oven mitt?

509
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:20,189
Nah!

510
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,811
(speaking in Spanish)

511
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,434
(tires squealing)

512
00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:26,687
Hang on just a second.

513
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,828
(crashing)

514
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,493
(people screaming)

515
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,426
Um, they might not be here exactly,

516
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,642
uh, when you get back but, uh, it's a...

517
00:23:57,645 --> 00:24:00,058
It's a blue Chevy two-door,

518
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:04,357
and it'll be going
south on Hertodo Street.

519
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:08,274
No, I can't make out
the license number but,

520
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,818
uh, it'll be pulling a small church.

521
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:14,317
So, any blue Chevy pulling a small church,

522
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:15,819
I figure that that'd be the one.

523
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,240
Yeah, Uh-huh.

524
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,745
Believe me, I'm not mad at you.

525
00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:21,582
What's the matter with you?

526
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:22,416
What did I lose?

527
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,419
A couple of tires?

528
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,584
Look at the bright side,

529
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:29,708
we also lost a church.

530
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:33,177
Gee, Mr. Hartounian.

531
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,011
(bell tinkling)

532
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,926
Gee, Mr. Hartounian!

533
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,015
(panting)

534
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:39,099
Oh, my God!

535
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:42,605
Thank you.

536
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:54,101
The new phone book's here!

537
00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:56,701
Boy, I wish I could get
that excited about nothin'.

538
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:58,320
Nothing, Are you kidding?

539
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,992
Page 73.

540
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:03,242
Johnson, Navin R.

541
00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:05,244
I'm somebody now!

542
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:07,837
Millions of people look
at this book every day.

543
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,207
This is the kind of spontaneous publicity

544
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:11,708
your name in print,

545
00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:12,719
that makes people!

546
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:15,805
I'm in print.

547
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,759
Things are going to start
happening to me now.

548
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:27,023
[Madman] Johnson, Navin R.

549
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,188
Sounds like a typical bastard.

550
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:36,366
Die, Navin R. Johnson!

551
00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,244
Bastard.

552
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,783
Random son of a bitch.

553
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,032
Typical run-of-the-mill bastard.

554
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,124
[Navin] Fill her up?

555
00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:46,083
Fill her up, son,

556
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:47,372
and a little bit extra.

557
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,495
Stan Fox, buying gas.

558
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,213
Navin R. Johnson selling it, sir.

559
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:54,380
Got you, you average, typical,

560
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:58,505
blocking-of-the-view of a
goddamn average victim bastard.

561
00:25:58,515 --> 00:25:59,631
Check your oil?

562
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,553
Check away, Navin R. Johnson.

563
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,176
Oil rag at the ready, sir.

564
00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:04,394
Let's check the oil together.

565
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,308
Yes, sir.

566
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:07,522
Thank you, sir.

567
00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:11,772
Son-of-a-blocking bastard.

568
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:13,527
Looks good to me, sir,

569
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,567
but I'd like your opinion.

570
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,406
Damn these glasses.

571
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,399
It looks good to me, too.

572
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,241
Hurry up, son,

573
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,109
time's a-wastin'.

574
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,201
I'm going to the john.

575
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:22,821
Don't forget to check those tires.

576
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,288
Damn these glasses, son.

577
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,749
Yes, sir, I damn thee.

578
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,460
Damn.

579
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,671
(mumbling)

580
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:36,255
Damn these glasses!

581
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,377
Sir.

582
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,049
I can fix those glasses.

583
00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:39,921
You can?

584
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,673
Well, here, fix those suckers.

585
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:44,300
(ominous music)

586
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,503
Sir, Guess what?

587
00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:16,509
I fixed them.

588
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:19,673
I was back there thinking,

589
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,844
"What causes glasses to slip on and off?"

590
00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:25,558
And it's because when
you take them on and off,

591
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,894
you're always putting pressure
on the frames like this.

592
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,512
It causes 'em to spread.

593
00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:32,891
So I put a little handle
right here in the center,

594
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:35,268
and it puts the pressure on
the bridge where it belongs,

595
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,612
just like the tie rods on a '72 Buick.

596
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:39,731
Plus, I put a little
nose break on them here

597
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:40,606
to prevent slippage.

598
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:41,617
Try it.

599
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:43,411
Use the handle.

600
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:48,249
Well, I'll be...

601
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,377
It works.

602
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:54,120
You know, I make a pretty good living

603
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:55,087
selling shit like this.

604
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,752
I'll tell you what,

605
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,124
if I can develop this gizmo,

606
00:27:58,135 --> 00:27:59,501
I'll split it with you 50/50.

607
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:00,968
[Navin] Okay.

608
00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:01,802
How much do I owe you for the gas?

609
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,216
I got a trunk load of shit to sell.

610
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,339
$26.41.

611
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,385
Here's triple dicks.

612
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,303
Keep the change.

613
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,310
Wow, Thanks.

614
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:12,771
[Madman] Dead center!

615
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:15,141
Say your prayers, half-breed!

616
00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,940
(bullet whizzing)

617
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,402
Hey, Harry.

618
00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:27,995
Look at this.

619
00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,660
What's the matter with these cans?

620
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,080
Die, Milk Face!

621
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,461
(chuckling)

622
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,081
These cans are defective.

623
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:39,832
They're springing leaks.

624
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,425
Come over here and look at this.

625
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:42,635
(gun firing)

626
00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:43,674
Listen, you better run for cover

627
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,841
or you're gonna spring a leak.

628
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:45,679
Uh?

629
00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:46,513
We don't have defective cans.

630
00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:48,724
We have a defective person out there.

631
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,435
(gun firing)

632
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,555
He hates these cans.

633
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,104
Stay away from the cans!

634
00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:59,227
Die, gas pumper!

635
00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:00,354
(shattering)

636
00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:01,605
I got to get away from those cans.

637
00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:03,106
(gun firing)

638
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,324
There's cans in there, too.

639
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,994
(glass shattering)

640
00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:09,997
More cans.

641
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,824
Die, you bastard.

642
00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:16,168
(screaming)

643
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:17,127
He doesn't want to
put holes in the cans.

644
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,213
He wants to put holes in you.

645
00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:20,216
What?

646
00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:24,210
(panting)

647
00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:25,837
Milk face bastard!

648
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,097
Oh, my God.

649
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,136
I'm endangering your life.

650
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:30,383
Cover me.

651
00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:32,260
You're covered.

652
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,478
Suck my toes!

653
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:39,650
You stay here.

654
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:41,110
I'll distract him.

655
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,241
(tense music)

656
00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,781
(gun firing)

657
00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:57,877
Shithead, Come on!

658
00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:02,210
Come on, boy.

659
00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:03,217
Good boy.

660
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,242
(tires screeching)

661
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,865
Carnival personnel only, damn!

662
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,667
Shithead, come on!

663
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,291
You're not carnival personnel!

664
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:49,341
Come on, boy, come on.

665
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,965
Hey, he ain't no carnival personnel.

666
00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:53,887
(trigger clicking)

667
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:56,136
Okay, you move it out.

668
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:58,934
(engine starting)

669
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,818
So, Mom, when I told Mr.
Hartounian I'd come back,

670
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:07,063
he said "Don't be a putz.

671
00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:08,110
See the world.

672
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,857
Me, you've seen already."

673
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:13,282
I took his advice and got
a job with SJM Fiesta Shows

674
00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:14,495
as a weight guesser.

675
00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:17,036
Frosty, my boss, told
me there's a big future

676
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,453
in weight guessing.

677
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,460
Enclosed is $4.75

678
00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:22,082
for my loving family.

679
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:26,003
P.S. Is Grandma still fartin'?

680
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:27,500
For $1,

681
00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:28,718
I'll guess your weight,

682
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,133
your height, or your sex.

683
00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:33,631
The most exciting thing on the midway.

684
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:36,305
Imagine the thrill of getting your weight

685
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,394
guessed by a professional.

686
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:39,763
You can blow up your cheeks,

687
00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:41,309
you can stick out your chest,

688
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:44,104
but you're not going to fool the guesser.

689
00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:45,101
How about you, sir?

690
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,648
Step right up.

691
00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:48,692
Honey, let's see how good this guy is.

692
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:50,314
Now, what do I win?

693
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:55,070
Uh, anything in this
general area, right in here.

694
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,242
Anything below the stereo,

695
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:59,582
and on this side of the
bicentennial glasses.

696
00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:03,919
Anything between the
ashtrays and the thimble.

697
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,255
Anything in these three inches.

698
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,999
Right in here, in this area,

699
00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:10,752
that includes the Chiclets
but not the erasers.

700
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:11,593
No, sir.

701
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:12,712
Come on, honey.

702
00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:14,384
He thought he had himself a rube.

703
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:20,687
Frosty, I am just no good at this.

704
00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:21,520
Oh, come on, Navin,

705
00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:22,354
you're doing fine.

706
00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:24,770
No, I've already given
away eight pencils,

707
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,392
two hula dolls, and an ashtray,

708
00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:28,986
and I've only taken in $15.

709
00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:31,697
Navin, you have taken in $15

710
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,441
and given away 50 cents'

711
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,068
worth of crap.

712
00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:37,570
Which gives us a net profit of $14.50.

713
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,250
Ah!

714
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:46,204
It's a profit deal.

715
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:49,464
(chuckles)

716
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:50,959
That takes the pressure off.

717
00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:54,591
Get your weight guessed right here.

718
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:55,839
Only $1.

719
00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,090
Actual live weight guessing.

720
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:59,217
Take a chance and win some crap.

721
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,139
Step right up.

722
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:03,263
[Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,

723
00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:08,234
I draw your attention now to
the left side of our midway,

724
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:11,605
presenting the amazing Patty Bernstein

725
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:18,995
doing her special ride through
the Flaming Wall of Death.

726
00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:28,542
(people cheering)

727
00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:33,255
(crowd whistling)

728
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:35,378
(revving)

729
00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:46,021
(crowd cheering)

730
00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:54,947
(belching)

731
00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:27,017
Wanna guess my weight, greenie?

732
00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:28,230
I saw you last night.

733
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,724
You were great.

734
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,066
Yeah, right.

735
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,069
Turn around.

736
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:33,735
What?

737
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:35,024
Turn around.

738
00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:39,326
Go like this.

739
00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:45,080
You're okay.

740
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,665
Give me a bite of that corn dog.

741
00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,205
What about germs?

742
00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:51,213
Put a rubber on it.

743
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,259
Get on.

744
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:02,761
(revving)

745
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:03,803
[Frosty] Don't you wear him out.

746
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,847
He's got to work tonight.

747
00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:13,517
What a great place.

748
00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:17,238
(burping)

749
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,197
You know, you can tell
so much about a person

750
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,736
from the way they live.

751
00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:22,076
Just looking around here,

752
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:25,071
I can tell you're a
genuinely dirty person.

753
00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:30,827
What do I do with this?

754
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:35,669
Oh, you keep it there.

755
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,552
(sighing)

756
00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:41,671
Where's your garbage?

757
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:52,682
Do you know what I'd like to do?

758
00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:53,692
[Navin] What?

759
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,565
Guess your weight.

760
00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:58,278
Hey, that would be interesting for me.

761
00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:00,648
No one has tried to guess my weight.

762
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:01,991
You see, I guess their weights.

763
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:02,824
It'd be sort of a...

764
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:03,827
Put your arms up.

765
00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:09,324
This will give me a whole
different perspective on this.

766
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:16,505
Hey, you're really trying to be accurate.

767
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:25,006
Is it getting hot in here?

768
00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:26,765
(gasping)

769
00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:28,259
Wait a minute!

770
00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:30,556
What's happening to my special purpose?

771
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:31,770
What's your "special purpose"?

772
00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:32,980
Well, when I was a kid,

773
00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:35,224
my mom told me that was my special purpose

774
00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:38,353
and someday I'd find out what
that special purpose was.

775
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:39,399
Today's the day!

776
00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:43,821
(panting)

777
00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:45,193
(Navin panting)

778
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,661
[Navin] Hey, this is like a ride.

779
00:36:47,664 --> 00:36:49,530
(both laughing)

780
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,955
My Dear Family, guess what?

781
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:59,044
Today I found out what my
special purpose is for.

782
00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:03,340
Gosh, what a great time I had.

783
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:07,757
I wish the whole family
could have been here with me.

784
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,764
Maybe some other time

785
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:14,351
as I intend to do this a lot

786
00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:17,474
every chance I get.

787
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:22,112
I think next week I'll be
able to send more money

788
00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:25,074
as I may have extra work.

789
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:28,319
My friend Patty promised me a blowjob.

790
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:29,695
Your lovin' son, Navin.

791
00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,786
And he's got the kisses here.

792
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:37,995
That Patty must be a sweet girl.

793
00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:40,089
God bless her.

794
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,299
(coughing)

795
00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:46,671
(revving)

796
00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,719
(crowd applauding)

797
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:58,806
(growling)

798
00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:09,118
[Navin] Do you ever think
we'll get to know each other

799
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,077
well enough to kiss?

800
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,287
[Patty] We don't have to.

801
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,497
You're my man.

802
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,036
It's like we're married.

803
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:16,250
Look at my ass.

804
00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:19,166
Gosh!

805
00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,959
You have my last name tattooed

806
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,501
right there under the "J's."

807
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,668
First I get my name in the phone book,

808
00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:28,091
and now I'm on your ass.

809
00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:30,384
You know, I'll bet more people see that

810
00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:31,427
than the phone book.

811
00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:36,311
(whistle blowing)

812
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,431
(hissing)

813
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,068
End of the line.

814
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,111
This is Engineer Fred.

815
00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:49,528
Come back and visit me again.

816
00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:55,993
[Woman] Billy.

817
00:38:58,753 --> 00:38:59,753
Billy.

818
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:01,839
Woo-woo!

819
00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:04,623
Have you seen a
5-year-old boy, blond hair,

820
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:07,297
and he's wearing a T-shirt
that says "Bullshit" on it?

821
00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:08,965
No, there was just one kid earlier,

822
00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:10,053
had a T-shirt that said

823
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,592
"Life sucks" on it.

824
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,011
We got off the roundup
and he said he wanted to go

825
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:15,350
on the trains.

826
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,184
Well, I don't think,

827
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,223
There he is, Billy!

828
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:18,516
[Navin] Hey, come back here!

829
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:19,855
[Woman] Billy, come on off that train!

830
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,941
Pull that lever, Pull the lever!

831
00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:23,855
Here, hold that.

832
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:24,693
And these.

833
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:25,696
Billy!

834
00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:28,022
And take my keys.

835
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,739
And hold my wallet.

836
00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:31,153
Okay.

837
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,617
Don't touch the Johnson bar.

838
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,236
You'll explode the fuel casing.

839
00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:37,081
And if the Wilson-Smith
indicator gets above 160,

840
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,039
just turn that little...

841
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:40,250
Billy, I can't take
you anywhere anymore!

842
00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:41,539
There's a little screwdriver there.

843
00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:42,377
Just put it in,

844
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,871
turn it one-quarter.

845
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,623
We're going into the tunnel.

846
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:48,546
Don't stand up because the
clearance is only four foot, ooh!

847
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,135
Oh, no!

848
00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:51,845
I'm okay, I was protected by the bill

849
00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:53,805
of my Engineer Fred cap.

850
00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:01,105
(upbeat country music)

851
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,780
(panting)

852
00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:11,273
Thanks for pulling my cap down.

853
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:14,784
Oh, Billy.

854
00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:17,951
Billy, you scared me half to death.

855
00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:19,368
Thank you so much.

856
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,491
It would have been so embarrassing

857
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,333
to go home without Billy.

858
00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:27,298
Oh, here's your gloves and
your oil can and your wallet.

859
00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:30,046
Oh, and this fell out.

860
00:40:30,053 --> 00:40:31,510
Hah!

861
00:40:33,181 --> 00:40:34,181
Those guys.

862
00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:39,518
Listen, what you did
just now was very brave.

863
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,012
Is there some way I could repay you?

864
00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:43,389
Repay me?

865
00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:45,015
I could never accept anything from you

866
00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:46,938
for saving your child.

867
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:48,857
Oh, he's not my child.

868
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:51,276
I'm just babysitting for a friend.

869
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:54,241
Oh, Would it be too much
if I asked for a kiss?

870
00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:55,243
No.

871
00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:00,034
He's a real little dickens.

872
00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:10,384
Thank you.

873
00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:15,931
Oh, Miss?

874
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,684
I was, I was just standing here right now

875
00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:23,270
and I was wondering if you
weren't doing anything tomorrow

876
00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:31,904
that maybe you might
wanna go out or (coughing)

877
00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:39,078
(babbling) I thought maybe
you might wanna go out with me.

878
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,287
Are you trying to ask me for a date?

879
00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:44,992
Well...

880
00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:48,121
Once for no, twice for yes.

881
00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:52,592
Okay.

882
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:55,381
Um, you're so cute.

883
00:41:56,431 --> 00:42:00,266
How about 3:30 tomorrow at the roundup?

884
00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:01,268
Okay.

885
00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,271
Do you have any boyfriends?

886
00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:09,558
Not really.

887
00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:10,810
Are they crazy?

888
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:11,651
If I was a fella,

889
00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:13,862
I'd be around all the time.

890
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:16,323
Well, see if you can work it out.

891
00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:17,907
We have a date tomorrow.

892
00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:21,824
What's your name?

893
00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:23,832
Marie.

894
00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:26,784
What's yours?

895
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:27,955
I'll tell you tomorrow.

896
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:31,546
It'll give us something
interesting to talk about.

897
00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:36,509
(carnival music)

898
00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:44,427
(revving)

899
00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:49,357
Hi.

900
00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:51,316
[Patty] What's up, hubby?

901
00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:54,610
I got these for you.

902
00:42:58,451 --> 00:42:59,987
Thanks.

903
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:01,781
Navin, you know the other day

904
00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:03,404
when I showed you the tattoo?

905
00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:04,414
Yeah, Yeah.

906
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,037
Well, I forgot to tell you somethin'.

907
00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:09,455
Oh, really? What?

908
00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:10,293
This.

909
00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:12,413
(bashing)

910
00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:18,510
And that's what's gonna happen to you

911
00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:21,130
if I ever catch you
looking at another broad.

912
00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:23,219
I'm glad you told me.

913
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,683
And remember,

914
00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:26,597
I did this without anger.

915
00:43:27,814 --> 00:43:29,851
And I stayed away from your crotch.

916
00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:33,233
[Navin] Bye, sweetie.

917
00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:37,229
Hi.

918
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,947
What happened?

919
00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:40,907
Oh, it was unbelievable.

920
00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:42,151
These guys jumped me.

921
00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:43,902
Tried to get these flowers.

922
00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:45,279
I got 'em for you.

923
00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:47,246
It's kind of a traditional date deal.

924
00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:50,625
Yeah, I've heard of that.

925
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:51,914
What were they?

926
00:43:51,921 --> 00:43:54,004
Uh, couple of dozen roses.

927
00:43:55,925 --> 00:43:57,712
Look like daisy stems.

928
00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:59,084
What?

929
00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:00,882
That guy gypped me.

930
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:03,175
He put... put daisy stems on my roses.

931
00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:04,593
(laughing)

932
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,262
Hey, look, these hoodlums are dangerous.

933
00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:09,012
I think we ought to get out
of here before she sees us.

934
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:11,430
She?

935
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,772
What?

936
00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:14,266
You said "she."

937
00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:15,233
No. No.

938
00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:17,193
I always call a gang "she."

939
00:44:17,196 --> 00:44:18,983
It's like when you call a boat "she,"

940
00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:20,902
or a hurricane "she."

941
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:22,615
Or a girl?

942
00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:23,904
A girl.

943
00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:24,742
You can call a girl "she."

944
00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:27,613
That's just one of the many
things you can call "she."

945
00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:30,161
(men chattering)

946
00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,625
[Marie] Why are you smiling?

947
00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:36,121
[Navin] You're the first
person I've ever had in my place.

948
00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:37,668
Do you live here?

949
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:38,711
Oh, it's nice.

950
00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:40,425
So, did you decorate it?

951
00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:42,590
I got all this stuff from
the old Cup O' Pizza place

952
00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:43,804
before they tore it down.

953
00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:50,052
That was really good pizza.

954
00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:52,019
Oh, this is the best
pizza in a cup ever.

955
00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:53,480
This guy's unbelievable.

956
00:44:53,482 --> 00:44:56,316
He ran the old Cup O'
Pizza guy out of business.

957
00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:57,150
Really?

958
00:44:57,153 --> 00:44:59,110
People come from all
over to get this, Uh-huh.

959
00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,899
(sighing)

960
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,159
You know,

961
00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:16,127
you have beautiful skin.

962
00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:19,841
May I?

963
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:21,801
Yes.

964
00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,344
So smooth and flexible.

965
00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:32,598
I take after my mother's
side of the family.

966
00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:36,144
It's amazing the way it
just snaps back like that.

967
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:37,150
Amazing.

968
00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:39,813
Are you a model?

969
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:40,820
No.

970
00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:45,365
I'm a cosmetologist.

971
00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:47,735
Really? A cosmetologist?

972
00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:50,157
That's unbelievable.

973
00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:52,457
That's impressive.

974
00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:56,035
It must be tough to
handle the weightlessness.

975
00:45:58,297 --> 00:45:59,959
Can I ask you a personal question?

976
00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:02,884
What is it?

977
00:46:05,054 --> 00:46:06,465
Now be totally honest.

978
00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:10,056
You do have a boyfriend, don't you?

979
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:12,477
Kind of.

980
00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:15,812
I know this is our first date but

981
00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:22,899
do you think the next time you
make love to your boyfriend,

982
00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:26,527
you could think of me?

983
00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:29,026
Well, I haven't made love to him yet.

984
00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:30,036
That's too bad.

985
00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:34,285
Do you think it's possible that some day

986
00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:39,086
you could make love with
me and think of him?

987
00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:40,670
Who knows?

988
00:46:40,673 --> 00:46:43,507
Maybe you and he can make love
and you could think of me.

989
00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:47,590
I'd just be happy to
be in there somewhere.

990
00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:55,390
(sultry music)

991
00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:06,613
Do you have a girlfriend?

992
00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:08,026
Does it matter?

993
00:47:08,034 --> 00:47:10,777
Well, I'd like to
think you were available.

994
00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:11,867
Oh, I'm available.

995
00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:16,073
(revving)

996
00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:25,373
Did you forget about my ass?

997
00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:28,092
No, No, I've been thinking about it.

998
00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:30,462
She tattooed my name on her ass.

999
00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:31,304
Not just my name,

1000
00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:32,593
a lot of names.

1001
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,841
And funny sayings, too.

1002
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,685
She's got one up there that
says, "Slippery when wet."

1003
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:37,928
How do you know that?

1004
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:38,769
What is she?

1005
00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:39,934
Some great piece of ass?

1006
00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,852
She's no great piece of ass.

1007
00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:44,108
I mean, uh...

1008
00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:45,318
Hey, wait... wait a minute.

1009
00:47:45,321 --> 00:47:46,357
Wait a minute.

1010
00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:47,855
We're all adults here.

1011
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,356
Let's reason this out.

1012
00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:51,780
Now Marie is the type of
person that if you gotta...

1013
00:47:51,786 --> 00:47:54,324
If this gash doesn't
get her buns out of here,

1014
00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:56,822
I am gonna drive this bike up her butt!

1015
00:47:56,832 --> 00:47:58,619
While Patty tends to be more direct.

1016
00:47:58,626 --> 00:48:00,037
As for you, farm boy,

1017
00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:01,910
(grunts)

1018
00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:02,786
we're married!

1019
00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:05,164
And as for you, kewpie doll...

1020
00:48:05,174 --> 00:48:07,291
(bashing)

1021
00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:09,922
You protected me!

1022
00:48:09,929 --> 00:48:11,636
You must really like me.

1023
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:18,101
(light ukelele music)

1024
00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:22,849
♪ I know, I know, you belong ♪

1025
00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:27,774
♪ To somebody new ♪

1026
00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:30,902
♪ But tonight ♪

1027
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:35,869
♪ You belong to me ♪

1028
00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:44,082
♪ Although, although we're apart ♪

1029
00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:49,049
♪ You're a part of my heart ♪

1030
00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:52,090
♪ And tonight ♪

1031
00:48:52,096 --> 00:48:57,057
♪ You belong to me ♪

1032
00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:02,725
♪ Way down ♪

1033
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:05,439
♪ By the stream ♪

1034
00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,901
♪ How sweet ♪

1035
00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:10,691
♪ It will seem ♪

1036
00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:15,659
♪ Once more, just to dream ♪

1037
00:49:15,828 --> 00:49:19,913
♪ In the moonlight ♪

1038
00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:24,205
♪ My Honey, I know, I know ♪

1039
00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:26,544
♪ With the dawn ♪

1040
00:49:26,547 --> 00:49:29,130
♪ That you ♪

1041
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:31,876
♪ Will be gone ♪

1042
00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:34,424
♪ But tonight ♪

1043
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:38,845
♪ You belong to me ♪

1044
00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:42,219
♪ Just to little old me ♪

1045
00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:49,650
(cornet tooting)

1046
00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:14,135
You know,

1047
00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:16,924
while you were playing that just now,

1048
00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:19,597
(waves breaking)

1049
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,013
I had the craziest fantasy
that I could rise up.

1050
00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:28,269
Float right down the end of this cornet.

1051
00:50:29,318 --> 00:50:31,310
Right through here.

1052
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,401
Through these valves,

1053
00:50:33,656 --> 00:50:35,022
right along this tube,

1054
00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:38,441
come right up against your lips,

1055
00:50:39,787 --> 00:50:40,787
and give you a kiss.

1056
00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:47,284
Why didn't you?

1057
00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:48,910
I didn't want to get spit on me.

1058
00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:05,306
(sultry music)

1059
00:51:14,697 --> 00:51:16,905
(grunting)

1060
00:51:22,705 --> 00:51:24,913
(grunting)

1061
00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:37,547
(both panting)

1062
00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:44,178
Was it good for you, too?

1063
00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:50,268
I really do want to kiss you.

1064
00:51:52,234 --> 00:51:53,441
But I'm afraid.

1065
00:51:54,403 --> 00:51:56,440
I would've kept my tongue in.

1066
00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:57,483
No, I mean,

1067
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:02,488
I'm afraid if I kiss you,

1068
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:07,288
I'll fall in love with you.

1069
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:08,291
You will?

1070
00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:12,707
And I don't want to.

1071
00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:13,713
You don't?

1072
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:17,878
My mother sacrificed
everything to send me

1073
00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:19,467
through cosmetology school.

1074
00:52:20,763 --> 00:52:21,763
She did?

1075
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:27,100
She has this dream
for me to be something.

1076
00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:28,102
She does?

1077
00:52:29,772 --> 00:52:34,733
To marry someone with
power, money, vision.

1078
00:52:36,695 --> 00:52:39,187
Someone with a special purpose.

1079
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:44,567
I've got one!

1080
00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:46,786
I've got a special purpose!

1081
00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:48,621
You do?

1082
00:52:48,624 --> 00:52:50,991
Yes, it's fantastic!

1083
00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,287
It's great!

1084
00:52:52,294 --> 00:52:54,001
It's unbelievable!

1085
00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:56,337
And I was afraid to tell you about it!

1086
00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:58,627
Your mother's gonna love me!

1087
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:03,010
Marie, are you awake?

1088
00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:06,474
Good.

1089
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,927
You look so beautiful and peaceful,

1090
00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:12,145
you almost look dead.

1091
00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:18,652
And I'm glad because there's
something I wanna say

1092
00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:21,021
that's always been very
difficult for me to say.

1093
00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:24,323
I slit the sheet,

1094
00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:25,157
the sheet I slit,

1095
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,651
and on the slitted sheet I sit.

1096
00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:31,827
I've never been relaxed
enough around anyone

1097
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:32,995
to be able to say that.

1098
00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:36,377
You give me confidence in myself.

1099
00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:39,797
I know we've only known each other

1100
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,713
for four weeks and three days,

1101
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:46,555
but to me it seems like
nine weeks and five days.

1102
00:53:49,101 --> 00:53:50,842
The first day seemed like a week.

1103
00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:55,021
And the second day seemed like five days.

1104
00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:58,976
And the third day seemed
like a week again.

1105
00:53:58,986 --> 00:54:01,820
And the fourth day seemed like eight days.

1106
00:54:03,198 --> 00:54:04,439
But the fifth day,

1107
00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:06,316
you went to see your mother.

1108
00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:08,283
And that seemed just like a day.

1109
00:54:09,204 --> 00:54:13,824
But then you came back and
later on the sixth day,

1110
00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:16,121
in the evening, when we saw each other,

1111
00:54:16,128 --> 00:54:19,587
that started seeming like two days.

1112
00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:21,338
So in the evening,

1113
00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:24,175
it seemed like two days
spilling over into the next day.

1114
00:54:24,178 --> 00:54:26,261
And that started seeming like four days.

1115
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:28,971
So at the end of the sixth day,

1116
00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:30,431
on into the seventh day,

1117
00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:32,300
it seemed like a total of five days.

1118
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:38,436
And the sixth day seemed
like a week and a half.

1119
00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:42,063
I have it written down but I can,

1120
00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:44,528
I can show it to you
tomorrow if you wanna see it.

1121
00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,156
Anyway,

1122
00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:49,526
I've decided that tomorrow,

1123
00:54:50,579 --> 00:54:51,740
when the time is right,

1124
00:54:53,582 --> 00:54:55,039
I'm gonna ask you to marry me.

1125
00:54:58,086 --> 00:54:59,247
If that's okay with you.

1126
00:55:00,214 --> 00:55:01,500
Just don't say anything.

1127
00:55:06,595 --> 00:55:08,131
You've made me very happy.

1128
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:21,441
♪ Oh, I'll see you again ♪

1129
00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:26,780
♪ Whenever spring breaks through again ♪

1130
00:55:27,115 --> 00:55:28,151
[Navin] Honey, sing!

1131
00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:34,492
♪ Time may lie heavy between ♪

1132
00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:36,956
♪ But what has been ♪

1133
00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:41,044
♪ Is past forgetting ♪

1134
00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:45,040
♪ This sweet memory ♪

1135
00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:46,712
♪ Across the years, will come ♪

1136
00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:49,961
(Marie playing cornet)

1137
00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:51,554
♪ To me ♪

1138
00:55:51,557 --> 00:55:53,423
♪ Though my world ♪

1139
00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:56,301
♪ May go awry ♪

1140
00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:59,270
♪ In my heart ♪

1141
00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:01,856
♪ Will ever lie ♪

1142
00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:06,820
♪ Just the echo of a sigh ♪

1143
00:56:10,909 --> 00:56:13,572
♪ Goodbye ♪

1144
00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:16,413
[Navin] Honey, who's the
happiest guy in the world?

1145
00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:18,958
You are.

1146
00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:21,162
That's right.

1147
00:56:21,169 --> 00:56:23,536
And who's the happiest gal?

1148
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:26,584
(Shithead yelping)

1149
00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:27,673
[Navin] That's right.

1150
00:56:27,676 --> 00:56:29,212
Honey, guess what?

1151
00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:31,176
I wrote a song for you this morning.

1152
00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:36,474
♪ Oh, I'm picking out a thermos for you ♪

1153
00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:40,641
♪ Not an ordinary thermos for you ♪

1154
00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:44,516
♪ But the extra-best thermos you can buy ♪

1155
00:56:44,526 --> 00:56:48,110
♪ With vinyl and stripes
and a cup built right in ♪

1156
00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:52,232
♪ I'm picking out a thermos for you ♪

1157
00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:55,610
♪ And maybe a barometer, too ♪

1158
00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:59,535
♪ And what else can I buy
so on me you'll rely ♪

1159
00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:02,249
♪ A rear-end thermometer, too ♪

1160
00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,538
Honey?

1161
00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:05,537
There's a question I've
been wanting to pop,

1162
00:57:05,547 --> 00:57:08,881
but I've been afraid you'd say no.

1163
00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:11,877
But this seems like the
right time and place.

1164
00:57:11,887 --> 00:57:12,968
So here goes.

1165
00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:16,764
Honey, will you marry me?

1166
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:19,100
(barking)

1167
00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:20,102
Yahoo!

1168
00:57:21,063 --> 00:57:21,894
Come on,

1169
00:57:21,897 --> 00:57:23,559
let's seal it with a kiss!

1170
00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:24,931
Get in the tub with me!

1171
00:57:27,027 --> 00:57:27,858
Not you, Shithead!

1172
00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:29,853
Where's Marie?

1173
00:57:29,863 --> 00:57:30,694
(Shithead barking)

1174
00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:31,697
What letter?

1175
00:57:40,082 --> 00:57:42,290
Dear Navin.

1176
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,500
(mumbling)

1177
00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:51,541
to tell (mumbling)

1178
00:57:51,551 --> 00:57:54,794
to be (mumbling)

1179
00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:57,013
(mumbling)

1180
00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:00,092
Marie, Marie!

1181
00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:03,436
Shithead, come here.

1182
00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:04,438
Good idea.

1183
00:58:05,273 --> 00:58:07,811
Marie, Marie, why did you leave me?

1184
00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:08,979
I couldn't read the letter.

1185
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:10,818
It was too blurry.

1186
00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:11,857
Marie, Marie!

1187
00:58:12,948 --> 00:58:14,234
Here, boy.

1188
00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:15,072
(dog growling)

1189
00:58:15,075 --> 00:58:16,075
Marie, Marie!

1190
00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:18,905
Marie, Marie!

1191
00:58:21,415 --> 00:58:23,122
Where are you, Marie?

1192
00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:28,040
Marie, Marie!

1193
00:58:39,975 --> 00:58:41,716
This is not gonna be easy, Shithead.

1194
00:58:43,437 --> 00:58:46,145
We've been together a long time.

1195
00:58:46,148 --> 00:58:47,684
But I gotta head down that road.

1196
00:58:50,485 --> 00:58:51,566
And there'll be times out there

1197
00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:54,278
when there won't be enough food for two.

1198
00:58:54,281 --> 00:58:56,022
And I won't be able to,

1199
00:58:56,033 --> 00:58:57,899
Hey, wait a minute!

1200
00:58:57,909 --> 00:58:59,491
I-I'm not done yet!

1201
00:58:59,494 --> 00:59:00,450
Come back.

1202
00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:01,535
I'm not finished.

1203
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,949
I have some more to tell you.

1204
00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:08,868
You'll find a family who
can give you a real home,

1205
00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:12,543
with loving kids and a warm fireplace.

1206
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:14,586
I never liked you, anyway.

1207
00:59:14,593 --> 00:59:16,425
Now get out of here!

1208
00:59:17,846 --> 00:59:18,677
Okay! Okay!

1209
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,342
You win, you can go with me.

1210
00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:28,688
So, Mom, with my faithful
dog leading the way,

1211
00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:31,524
I'm out to win the hand of Marie.

1212
00:59:31,526 --> 00:59:32,687
You'd love her, Ma.

1213
00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:34,777
She looks just like you.

1214
00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:36,362
Except she's white and blond.

1215
00:59:37,282 --> 00:59:40,901
So, to win her back, I vowed
to make something of myself.

1216
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:43,619
I settled in Los Angeles
and took the money I saved

1217
00:59:43,622 --> 00:59:45,079
and rented my first apartment.

1218
00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:47,577
I haven't heard from Marie.

1219
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:49,416
(hen clucking)

1220
00:59:49,419 --> 00:59:50,250
Things couldn't be worse.

1221
00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:52,666
I can only send you 49 cents this week.

1222
00:59:52,672 --> 00:59:54,334
Oh, bless his heart.

1223
00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:55,832
That's a good boy.

1224
00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:58,004
As I've lost all my jobs.

1225
00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:00,302
I've been eating well, though.

1226
01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:01,921
The hospital gives out free meals

1227
01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:03,298
of orange juice and cookies.

1228
01:00:03,308 --> 01:00:05,766
And all I have to do is
give them a pint of blood.

1229
01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:08,469
I ate there all week.

1230
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,812
Three times a day.

1231
01:00:09,815 --> 01:00:10,976
A pint of blood?

1232
01:00:10,982 --> 01:00:12,598
I decided to quit

1233
01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:15,602
when I cut myself shaving
and nothing came out but air.

1234
01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:19,947
I have to go now as someone is staring

1235
01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:21,987
at me through binoculars.

1236
01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:23,655
Your loving son, Navin.

1237
01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:28,707
It's him.

1238
01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:33,836
(tense music)

1239
01:00:36,299 --> 01:00:37,299
Him?

1240
01:00:42,389 --> 01:00:44,426
What's him doing here?

1241
01:00:44,432 --> 01:00:45,968
Shithead, Shithead!

1242
01:00:47,936 --> 01:00:50,303
Attack, Attack, Attack!

1243
01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:51,144
(growling)

1244
01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:52,148
Not me!

1245
01:00:54,025 --> 01:00:55,482
Get off, Shithead!

1246
01:00:58,446 --> 01:00:59,277
(screaming)

1247
01:00:59,281 --> 01:01:00,897
You son of a bitch.

1248
01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:03,194
(screaming)

1249
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,786
(panting)

1250
01:01:54,628 --> 01:01:56,415
You're gonna have to sign for this.

1251
01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:01,003
I have to sign before you shoot me?

1252
01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:03,418
I'm not gonna shoot you.

1253
01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:06,178
Why not?

1254
01:02:06,181 --> 01:02:07,638
That was the old me.

1255
01:02:07,641 --> 01:02:10,179
I was a little mixed-up at that time.

1256
01:02:10,185 --> 01:02:14,099
Had a bad marriage and
I just gave up smoking.

1257
01:02:14,105 --> 01:02:15,221
I'm okay now.

1258
01:02:16,942 --> 01:02:18,183
I'm a private detective.

1259
01:02:26,201 --> 01:02:27,408
So long.

1260
01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:28,410
Thank you.

1261
01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:38,210
Dear Mr. Johnson.

1262
01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:41,880
Please call on me in Suite

1263
01:02:43,718 --> 01:02:47,632
2655 at the Century Plaza Tower

1264
01:02:47,639 --> 01:02:48,639
in Los Angeles.

1265
01:02:50,392 --> 01:02:54,056
I have something of great
importance to impart to you.

1266
01:02:56,147 --> 01:02:57,854
Navin, Remember me?

1267
01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:01,525
No, but don't feel bad.

1268
01:03:01,528 --> 01:03:02,528
Fox.

1269
01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:04,989
Stan Fox!

1270
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:07,782
Remember the gas station?

1271
01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:11,824
Boy, you are one hard guy to find!

1272
01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:16,202
You don't remember me.

1273
01:03:18,962 --> 01:03:20,544
The glasses handle, look!

1274
01:03:23,091 --> 01:03:24,091
Oh, yeah.

1275
01:03:24,884 --> 01:03:26,000
My glasses handle.

1276
01:03:26,011 --> 01:03:27,092
Use the Opti-Grab.

1277
01:03:28,096 --> 01:03:29,257
Opti-Grab?

1278
01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:31,472
Yeah, we call it Opti-Grab.

1279
01:03:31,474 --> 01:03:32,305
Opti-Grab.

1280
01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:35,393
"Opti," from the eye and "Grab,"

1281
01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:36,931
from where you grab it.

1282
01:03:36,938 --> 01:03:38,349
Opti-Grabbing it.

1283
01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:39,597
Navin, my boy,

1284
01:03:39,607 --> 01:03:41,269
we're in business.

1285
01:03:41,276 --> 01:03:43,359
50-50, just like we said.

1286
01:03:44,362 --> 01:03:45,648
Right in here,

1287
01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:50,446
I have your first check for 250 big ones.

1288
01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:53,194
250?

1289
01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:54,411
That's just the beginning.

1290
01:03:54,414 --> 01:03:56,656
There's gonna be more, lots more!

1291
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:57,656
Can I cash this?

1292
01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:58,498
Sure.

1293
01:03:58,501 --> 01:03:59,537
You can do whatever you like.

1294
01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:00,375
It's your money.

1295
01:04:00,378 --> 01:04:01,368
It's a cashier's check.

1296
01:04:01,379 --> 01:04:02,961
Wow!

1297
01:04:02,964 --> 01:04:04,830
I can use money.

1298
01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:08,425
Yes, I have a cashier's check

1299
01:04:08,428 --> 01:04:10,010
and I'd like to cash it.

1300
01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:11,013
How much is it for?

1301
01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:15,679
250 big ones.

1302
01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:23,148
250 dollarinies.

1303
01:04:26,738 --> 01:04:28,445
That's 250 doughnuts.

1304
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:34,611
You wanna cash this?

1305
01:04:34,621 --> 01:04:35,737
Well, I could take

1306
01:04:35,747 --> 01:04:40,287
50 of the doughnuts and
deposit the other 200 beauties.

1307
01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:42,660
Have a seat, Mr., uh, Johnson.

1308
01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,710
I will need two pieces of identification.

1309
01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:48,717
Ah, yes.

1310
01:04:50,512 --> 01:04:52,754
I have my temporary driver's license.

1311
01:04:54,015 --> 01:04:57,929
And my Astronaut Application form.

1312
01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:00,428
I didn't pass that, though.

1313
01:05:00,438 --> 01:05:03,602
I failed everything but
the "Date of Birth."

1314
01:05:03,608 --> 01:05:05,440
I didn't get the job.

1315
01:05:05,443 --> 01:05:06,308
Everything's in order.

1316
01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:10,233
If you'll, uh, just
endorse this, right there.

1317
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,071
I need a pen.

1318
01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:11,905
Pen, Okay.

1319
01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,695
Right here. Thank you.

1320
01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:16,284
And, uh, fill out this, uh,

1321
01:05:16,287 --> 01:05:17,869
deposit slip right there.

1322
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:18,988
All right.

1323
01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:23,497
The endorsing and filling
out of the deposit slip.

1324
01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:28,297
Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

1325
01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:44,980
Dear Harry, guess what?

1326
01:05:44,983 --> 01:05:47,350
I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams.

1327
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,192
But I haven't forgotten our deal.

1328
01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:51,232
Here's that postcard I promised you.

1329
01:05:51,239 --> 01:05:54,073
I'll bet you thought
you'd never get it, huh?

1330
01:05:54,075 --> 01:05:55,657
Your friend forever, Navin.

1331
01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:58,406
How do you like that?

1332
01:05:58,413 --> 01:06:02,157
He promised me a postcard
and he sent me a postcard.

1333
01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:03,954
The kid has integrity.

1334
01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:17,262
(grand music)

1335
01:06:21,936 --> 01:06:23,552
Shithead, come on.

1336
01:06:27,275 --> 01:06:29,892
(phone ringing)

1337
01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:40,866
Yello, Yes.

1338
01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:42,998
Who?

1339
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:44,750
Mrs. Kimball?

1340
01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:47,914
You're Marie's mom!

1341
01:06:49,255 --> 01:06:51,713
Read about me in the paper?

1342
01:06:51,716 --> 01:06:53,048
I've been trying to contact her.

1343
01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:53,882
I don't know where she is.

1344
01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:55,717
I'd give anything to find out.

1345
01:06:57,305 --> 01:06:59,513
That sounds a little high.

1346
01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:01,007
How about $75?

1347
01:07:02,393 --> 01:07:03,725
Okay.

1348
01:07:03,728 --> 01:07:05,515
Okay, what is it?

1349
01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:08,731
The May Company in Los Angeles.

1350
01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:09,564
Shithead!

1351
01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:11,389
I know where she is!

1352
01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:13,519
[Marie] Doesn't that feel good?

1353
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:14,530
Mmm-hmm.

1354
01:07:17,075 --> 01:07:19,237
There now, we are complete.

1355
01:07:21,788 --> 01:07:24,246
Putting on Mask-O Derm just
took a few short minutes

1356
01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:25,239
and when we peel it off,

1357
01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:26,957
he will look 20 years younger.

1358
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,576
Allevei.

1359
01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:29,586
Yes, exactly.

1360
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:31,791
Now we'll let this dry.

1361
01:07:31,798 --> 01:07:32,914
In the meantime,

1362
01:07:32,924 --> 01:07:35,792
we can go pick out an eye
shadow and lip tint for him.

1363
01:07:35,802 --> 01:07:37,919
Now everyone just follow me this way

1364
01:07:37,929 --> 01:07:40,342
because this is a very interesting line.

1365
01:07:40,348 --> 01:07:41,680
I think you'll enjoy this.

1366
01:07:41,683 --> 01:07:43,675
With your husband's coloring,

1367
01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:46,473
a deep tone would bring out his lips.

1368
01:07:46,479 --> 01:07:48,345
And this Nature Beige

1369
01:07:48,356 --> 01:07:51,019
will feature his eyes just wonderfully.

1370
01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:52,561
[Tillie] Let's try everything.

1371
01:07:55,655 --> 01:07:56,655
What?

1372
01:07:58,533 --> 01:07:59,364
Ah!

1373
01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:00,903
Let's go unmask Irving.

1374
01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:03,493
Everyone, back this way.

1375
01:08:03,496 --> 01:08:06,739
We are now going to peel
off our Mask-O Derm.

1376
01:08:06,749 --> 01:08:08,991
Irving's skin will be tighter, firmer,

1377
01:08:09,002 --> 01:08:11,244
and he'll look like a different man.

1378
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:12,495
You'll be amazed.

1379
01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:14,715
Get ready, Irving.

1380
01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:30,429
(crowd gasping)

1381
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,898
Jeez, this shit really worked.

1382
01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:37,779
Navin.

1383
01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:41,986
Oh, my sweetheart.

1384
01:08:41,993 --> 01:08:42,904
(all gasping)

1385
01:08:42,910 --> 01:08:44,492
What are you doing to my husband,

1386
01:08:44,495 --> 01:08:45,827
you Miss Blondie?

1387
01:08:45,830 --> 01:08:48,072
Irving, Irving, are you crazy?

1388
01:08:48,082 --> 01:08:48,947
[Navin] Dear Mom.

1389
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,792
The big news is, Marie and I were married.

1390
01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:53,080
We couldn't wait.

1391
01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:56,171
Luckily, we found someone at
the Hollywood View Apartments,

1392
01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:58,712
who could marry us immediately.

1393
01:08:58,718 --> 01:09:00,755
He was a certified priest.

1394
01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:03,470
(shouting)

1395
01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,965
We were both glad we
had a religious wedding.

1396
01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:08,934
Money hasn't changed our lives that much.

1397
01:09:08,936 --> 01:09:10,723
Our one little extravagance

1398
01:09:10,730 --> 01:09:13,143
is a live-in butler and housekeeper.

1399
01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,390
Another check!

1400
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,481
(chuckles)

1401
01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:17,317
Just as I thought.

1402
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:18,151
Look at that.

1403
01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:20,692
Nearly three quarters
of a million dollars.

1404
01:09:20,698 --> 01:09:22,564
Sir, it would seem with
this kind of income,

1405
01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:23,861
you could buy a larger house

1406
01:09:23,868 --> 01:09:25,780
with proper servants' quarters.

1407
01:09:25,787 --> 01:09:28,154
Well mom, remember my dream of owning

1408
01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:29,905
a big house on a hill?

1409
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:32,249
How I used to wish for a living room

1410
01:09:32,251 --> 01:09:34,959
with a plaster lion in it from Mexico?

1411
01:09:34,962 --> 01:09:38,626
And how I always wanted a
large 24-seat dining table?

1412
01:09:38,633 --> 01:09:41,250
In a dining room with
original oil paintings

1413
01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:44,503
by Michelangelo and Rembrandt?

1414
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:47,302
And remember how I always
wanted a rotating bed

1415
01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:49,891
with pink chiffon and zebra stripes?

1416
01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:52,432
And remember how I used
to chitchat with Dad

1417
01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:56,557
about always wanting a
bathtub shaped like a clam?

1418
01:09:56,567 --> 01:09:58,980
And an office with
orange and white stripes?

1419
01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:00,852
And remember how much I wanted

1420
01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:04,698
an all-red billiard room
with a giant stuffed camel?

1421
01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:08,411
And how I wanted a disco room
with my own disco dancers?

1422
01:10:08,413 --> 01:10:10,655
And a party room with fancy friends?

1423
01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:13,457
And remember how much I wanted

1424
01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:15,792
a big back yard with Grecian statues

1425
01:10:15,795 --> 01:10:18,629
S-shaped hedges and three swimming pools?

1426
01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:19,997
Well, I got that, too.

1427
01:10:23,302 --> 01:10:25,134
Marie and I are getting along swell.

1428
01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:27,254
But I've got a lot to learn

1429
01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:30,053
about handling my money and banks.

1430
01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:31,345
You have to be careful.

1431
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,475
Poor Hobart.

1432
01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:37,188
His dear wife Hester took some money

1433
01:10:37,191 --> 01:10:39,228
out of her savings account and had to pay

1434
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:42,228
a substantial penalty
for early withdrawal.

1435
01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:44,696
(guns firing)

1436
01:10:46,659 --> 01:10:48,491
Enclosed is this week's check.

1437
01:10:48,494 --> 01:10:49,494
Love, Navin.

1438
01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:53,072
Sorry about your wife, Hobart.

1439
01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:54,664
Federal regulations, sir.

1440
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,496
Oh, dear me.

1441
01:10:57,503 --> 01:11:01,622
Your wife has given
you another gold chain.

1442
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,086
I'd nearly forgotten.

1443
01:11:05,052 --> 01:11:07,135
(sighing) I suppose, I'm still not quite

1444
01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:08,470
over Hester's death.

1445
01:11:08,473 --> 01:11:10,465
Well, these things take time.

1446
01:11:10,475 --> 01:11:11,306
Yes.

1447
01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:12,345
So I'm told.

1448
01:11:12,351 --> 01:11:14,308
Oh, here's your drink, sir.

1449
01:11:14,312 --> 01:11:16,679
Like the one you saw in the magazine.

1450
01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:18,897
You got the bamboo
umbrella and everything.

1451
01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:24,228
See that?

1452
01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:25,649
Be somebody.

1453
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:29,699
Very good, sir.

1454
01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:30,702
Very good.

1455
01:11:32,747 --> 01:11:33,863
Oh, uh,

1456
01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:37,037
there are some charity
people here to see you, sir.

1457
01:11:37,043 --> 01:11:39,581
No, Send them away!

1458
01:11:39,587 --> 01:11:42,204
There's a lot of people
more deserving than me.

1459
01:11:42,215 --> 01:11:45,049
Ah, but these people want you to give.

1460
01:11:47,136 --> 01:11:48,136
Oh.

1461
01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:51,138
Okay.

1462
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:54,099
My name is Father Carlos
Las Vegas De Cordoba.

1463
01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:58,395
Father, you seem like a religious man.

1464
01:11:58,397 --> 01:11:59,854
How can I help you?

1465
01:11:59,857 --> 01:12:02,270
By giving me three minutes of your time

1466
01:12:02,276 --> 01:12:05,269
so that you can see some
film of a great ugliness

1467
01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:06,861
that is spreading in my country.

1468
01:12:08,115 --> 01:12:09,026
Oh, God.

1469
01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:10,615
I'll bet it's disgusting.

1470
01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:13,280
Hobart?

1471
01:12:13,287 --> 01:12:14,118
Yes, sir?

1472
01:12:14,121 --> 01:12:16,488
Are you over your grief
enough yet to dim the lights?

1473
01:12:16,499 --> 01:12:17,330
(chuckling)

1474
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,164
Of course, sir.

1475
01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:20,534
Well, one can't mourn forever.

1476
01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:24,084
You will not believe
what you are about to see.

1477
01:12:24,090 --> 01:12:26,924
That human beings could have sunk so low

1478
01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:29,009
that they can take pleasure to do this

1479
01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:30,923
to another of God's creatures.

1480
01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:33,718
I hope you have a strong stomach, senor.

1481
01:12:33,724 --> 01:12:35,090
Roll the ugliness.

1482
01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:39,019
(men yelling)

1483
01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:49,526
(all cheering)

1484
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:01,541
(kittens mewing)

1485
01:13:15,016 --> 01:13:16,257
Good Lord.

1486
01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:18,805
I've heard about this cat juggling.

1487
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:21,269
(men hooting)

1488
01:13:37,038 --> 01:13:39,906
Stop it, Stop it, Stop it!

1489
01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:40,916
Stop it!

1490
01:13:42,001 --> 01:13:43,001
Good.

1491
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:48,585
Father, could there be a God
that would let this happen?

1492
01:13:49,884 --> 01:13:51,000
How much do you want?

1493
01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:53,968
[Man] If your initial investment

1494
01:13:53,971 --> 01:13:56,088
is half a million dollars,

1495
01:13:56,098 --> 01:13:58,715
and your apartments are up in March,

1496
01:13:58,726 --> 01:14:01,218
you should have X amount
of dollars rolling in

1497
01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:03,015
by the end of this year.

1498
01:14:03,022 --> 01:14:04,513
[Navin] Ah! "X" amount.

1499
01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:06,310
That's very good, isn't it?

1500
01:14:06,317 --> 01:14:07,148
[Man] Not only that,

1501
01:14:07,151 --> 01:14:08,608
you can depreciate the entire building

1502
01:14:08,611 --> 01:14:09,852
for the full amount.

1503
01:14:09,862 --> 01:14:10,693
[Navin] Depreciate?

1504
01:14:10,696 --> 01:14:11,812
Mm, very good.

1505
01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:12,822
I like that.

1506
01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:15,942
And we found a way to get
around this Fair Housing crap.

1507
01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:16,942
Ah good.

1508
01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:19,536
Getting around the crap, that's good.

1509
01:14:19,538 --> 01:14:20,528
By keeping the rents high,

1510
01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:23,122
we're going to appeal to
a select class of people.

1511
01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:24,206
Select class.

1512
01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:25,210
Very, very good.

1513
01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,412
We'll keep the eggplants out.

1514
01:14:28,422 --> 01:14:29,253
Ah, good.

1515
01:14:29,256 --> 01:14:30,963
We don't want any vegetables.

1516
01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:31,798
No, no.

1517
01:14:31,801 --> 01:14:33,383
The jungle bunnies.

1518
01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:34,217
Of course.

1519
01:14:34,220 --> 01:14:35,427
They'll eat the vegetables.

1520
01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:37,220
Boss?

1521
01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:39,260
Can I, can I talk to him?

1522
01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:40,882
We're gonna keep out the niggers.

1523
01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:43,469
The what?

1524
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,310
The niggers.

1525
01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:45,313
We'll keep 'em out.

1526
01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:46,854
Yeah.

1527
01:14:46,857 --> 01:14:50,521
Sir, you are talking to a nigger!

1528
01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:56,778
(screaming)

1529
01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:58,992
(grunting)

1530
01:15:01,622 --> 01:15:03,830
(grunting)

1531
01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:17,219
(groaning)

1532
01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:32,104
(screaming)

1533
01:15:34,739 --> 01:15:36,947
(groaning)

1534
01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:40,154
Don't be so hard on yourself.

1535
01:15:40,161 --> 01:15:42,949
How could you know that
was Iron Balls McGinty?

1536
01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:45,659
Your escargots, Salad.

1537
01:15:47,293 --> 01:15:48,875
Would monsieur care for another bottle

1538
01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:50,335
of the Chateau Latour?

1539
01:15:50,337 --> 01:15:52,750
Ah, yes, but no more 1966.

1540
01:15:52,757 --> 01:15:54,123
Let's splurge.

1541
01:15:54,133 --> 01:15:55,920
Bring us some fresh wine.

1542
01:15:55,926 --> 01:15:57,417
The freshest you've got.

1543
01:15:57,428 --> 01:15:58,384
This year's.

1544
01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:00,629
No more of this old stuff.

1545
01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:01,925
Oui, monsieur.

1546
01:16:03,059 --> 01:16:04,140
He doesn't realize he's dealing

1547
01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:05,634
with sophisticated people here.

1548
01:16:07,271 --> 01:16:08,557
Marie, now just stay calm.

1549
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,395
Stay calm.

1550
01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:10,639
Just don't look down.

1551
01:16:10,649 --> 01:16:11,605
Don't look down!

1552
01:16:11,609 --> 01:16:12,440
Look up!

1553
01:16:12,443 --> 01:16:14,685
Just keep your eyes up and
keep them that way, okay?

1554
01:16:14,695 --> 01:16:15,695
Waiter!

1555
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:21,199
There are snails on her plate.

1556
01:16:21,202 --> 01:16:23,364
(squealing)

1557
01:16:23,370 --> 01:16:25,612
Now get them out of here
before she sees them.

1558
01:16:26,499 --> 01:16:27,580
Look away, just look away!

1559
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:29,290
And keep your eyes that way!

1560
01:16:29,293 --> 01:16:30,750
You'd think at a fancy restaurant

1561
01:16:30,753 --> 01:16:31,994
like this, at these prices,

1562
01:16:32,004 --> 01:16:34,621
you would be able to keep
the snails off the food!

1563
01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:36,923
There're so many snails in there,

1564
01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:38,258
you can't even see the food!

1565
01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:39,751
Now take them away and
bring me those melted

1566
01:16:39,762 --> 01:16:42,345
cheese sandwich appetizers
you talked me out of!

1567
01:16:42,348 --> 01:16:43,348
Oui, monsieur.

1568
01:16:45,643 --> 01:16:46,599
Do you believe this?

1569
01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,184
First, they didn't have
the bamboo umbrellas

1570
01:16:48,187 --> 01:16:50,554
for the wine and now snails on the food.

1571
01:16:50,564 --> 01:16:51,896
Two boobs!

1572
01:16:51,899 --> 01:16:53,231
That's what he takes us for!

1573
01:16:58,155 --> 01:17:00,613
(chill music)

1574
01:17:04,078 --> 01:17:05,444
(honking)

1575
01:17:05,454 --> 01:17:06,285
Hi, honey.

1576
01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:07,950
Hi, doll face.

1577
01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:09,368
Everything okay?

1578
01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:13,210
Remember how you told me
to take unnecessary lessons?

1579
01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:15,750
Well, I just took a lesson.

1580
01:17:15,756 --> 01:17:17,292
And a very good student, too.

1581
01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:18,130
Adios, senora.

1582
01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:19,295
Adios.

1583
01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:20,712
You took bullfighting?

1584
01:17:20,719 --> 01:17:22,631
No, knife-throwing.

1585
01:17:24,223 --> 01:17:25,885
[Navin] Knife-throwing is great!

1586
01:17:25,891 --> 01:17:27,803
I can almost do it.

1587
01:17:27,810 --> 01:17:29,722
Well, let me see your stuff.

1588
01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:30,728
Okay.

1589
01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:33,973
This is very good for a beginner.

1590
01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:37,559
This is exciting.

1591
01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:39,653
I love this!

1592
01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:40,655
Come on.

1593
01:17:42,408 --> 01:17:43,944
[Marie] Turn sideways.

1594
01:17:43,951 --> 01:17:44,816
Okay.

1595
01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:46,693
And put a balloon in your mouth.

1596
01:17:47,621 --> 01:17:48,907
Do you have a balloon?

1597
01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,456
Uh, no.

1598
01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:52,869
Oh, wait. Yes.

1599
01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:55,336
Okay.

1600
01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,459
Is it in your mouth?

1601
01:17:58,465 --> 01:17:59,296
Uh-huh!

1602
01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:01,166
Throw 'em good and hard so they'll stick.

1603
01:18:02,303 --> 01:18:03,303
Okay.

1604
01:18:07,141 --> 01:18:08,803
One,

1605
01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:09,809
two,

1606
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,520
three!

1607
01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:14,766
Four, five, six!

1608
01:18:17,651 --> 01:18:18,651
Oh!

1609
01:18:19,653 --> 01:18:21,269
I missed.

1610
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:23,567
Honey, you did good.

1611
01:18:23,574 --> 01:18:25,190
I can't do anything right.

1612
01:18:26,827 --> 01:18:29,535
Honey, you worry too much.

1613
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:31,871
Come on.

1614
01:18:31,874 --> 01:18:34,617
Let's flop this over and
look at it another way.

1615
01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:37,665
Why, do you realize in
the past two short months,

1616
01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:40,209
we have acquired the sophistication

1617
01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:43,380
it takes some people
a lifetime to acquire?

1618
01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:45,342
Come on!

1619
01:18:45,346 --> 01:18:46,346
Let's toast!

1620
01:18:50,684 --> 01:18:51,595
(dance music)

1621
01:18:51,602 --> 01:18:54,310
(crowd cheering)

1622
01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:46,646
[Woman] Hey everybody, Navin's on TV.

1623
01:19:46,657 --> 01:19:48,273
Marie, it's Navin!

1624
01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:51,777
Oh, honey, here's that
interview you did on TV.

1625
01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:53,528
Shut off the music, shut it off!

1626
01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:55,155
Shut off the music!

1627
01:19:55,165 --> 01:19:57,248
Everyone, we're going to
watch Navin on the TV.

1628
01:19:57,251 --> 01:19:58,708
Now, sit down.

1629
01:19:58,711 --> 01:20:01,203
Just sit on the floor, sit around.

1630
01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:02,795
American Time Newsmagazine,

1631
01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,165
turns its probing eye on Navin Johnson,

1632
01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:07,292
inventor of the Opti-Grab.

1633
01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:09,386
That little glasses handle that sold

1634
01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:12,631
10 million units in a few short months.

1635
01:20:12,641 --> 01:20:14,052
Mr. Johnson,

1636
01:20:14,059 --> 01:20:16,267
you've become a millionaire overnight.

1637
01:20:16,270 --> 01:20:17,270
Who are you?

1638
01:20:18,647 --> 01:20:20,434
Who is Navin Johnson?

1639
01:20:21,859 --> 01:20:23,771
Navin is a complex personality,

1640
01:20:23,777 --> 01:20:26,440
as are most of the small breed

1641
01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:29,531
of modern-day Renaissance millionaires.

1642
01:20:29,533 --> 01:20:30,944
We had planned to show you

1643
01:20:30,951 --> 01:20:33,034
the entire Johnson interview.

1644
01:20:33,037 --> 01:20:34,869
However, when we returned to our studio,

1645
01:20:34,872 --> 01:20:36,704
our news department informed us

1646
01:20:36,707 --> 01:20:40,542
of a sensational development
in the Johnson story.

1647
01:20:40,544 --> 01:20:43,036
It seems that an irate group of citizens

1648
01:20:43,047 --> 01:20:45,960
led by the celebrity Mr. Carl Reiner,

1649
01:20:45,966 --> 01:20:49,175
has filed a class-action
suit against Mr. Johnson

1650
01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:50,339
and his Opti-Grab.

1651
01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:53,760
Here's what Mr. Reiner had
to say at a press conference.

1652
01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:55,052
When Opti-Grab came out,

1653
01:20:55,059 --> 01:20:56,846
I thought it was the greatest thing ever.

1654
01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:58,593
And I bought a pair.

1655
01:20:58,604 --> 01:21:00,470
And this is the result.

1656
01:21:00,481 --> 01:21:02,313
(all gasping)

1657
01:21:02,316 --> 01:21:04,228
This little handle is like a magnet.

1658
01:21:04,234 --> 01:21:06,396
Your eyes are constantly drawn to it

1659
01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:08,895
and you end up cockeyed.

1660
01:21:08,906 --> 01:21:10,022
Now, as a director,

1661
01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:12,274
I am constantly using my eyes.

1662
01:21:12,284 --> 01:21:13,741
And this Opti-Grab device

1663
01:21:13,744 --> 01:21:16,657
has caused irreparable harm to my career.

1664
01:21:16,663 --> 01:21:19,121
Let me show you a clip
from my latest film,

1665
01:21:19,124 --> 01:21:21,207
where my faulty depth perception

1666
01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:24,123
kept me from yelling
"cut" at the proper time.

1667
01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,792
(zooming)

1668
01:21:26,799 --> 01:21:28,335
Cut!

1669
01:21:28,342 --> 01:21:30,550
(crashing)

1670
01:21:33,764 --> 01:21:35,881
(booming)

1671
01:21:36,975 --> 01:21:38,887
If I had yelled "cut" on time,

1672
01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:42,262
those actors would be alive today.

1673
01:21:42,272 --> 01:21:44,264
That's why I'm spearheading the

1674
01:21:44,274 --> 01:21:48,393
10 million dollar class-action
suit against Mr. Johnson

1675
01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:50,737
and his irresponsible
selling of a product,

1676
01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:53,356
he didn't even test on prisoners.

1677
01:21:54,284 --> 01:21:55,115
Thank you.

1678
01:21:55,119 --> 01:21:56,200
[Woman] The party's over.

1679
01:21:56,203 --> 01:21:57,660
Nouveau riche.

1680
01:21:57,663 --> 01:21:59,950
(crowd chattering)

1681
01:21:59,957 --> 01:22:01,198
Hey, wait a second.

1682
01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:02,449
Where are you going?

1683
01:22:02,459 --> 01:22:03,950
[Man] This guy's something else.

1684
01:22:03,961 --> 01:22:07,295
[Woman] I'm gonna get in
touch with that Reiner guy.

1685
01:22:07,297 --> 01:22:09,254
I got some... I got
some change upstairs.

1686
01:22:09,258 --> 01:22:11,420
We'll get some, uh, potato chips

1687
01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:12,588
and there's some beer up there.

1688
01:22:12,594 --> 01:22:14,836
We'll make it a less formal thing.

1689
01:22:14,847 --> 01:22:16,338
(crowd chattering)

1690
01:22:16,348 --> 01:22:19,056
[Man] Let's find another party.

1691
01:22:21,812 --> 01:22:22,768
Honey!

1692
01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:23,771
Why the gloom?

1693
01:22:24,690 --> 01:22:26,272
It's not the end of the rainbow.

1694
01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:30,268
I'm Navin Johnson, inventor!

1695
01:22:30,279 --> 01:22:31,440
This is no big deal.

1696
01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:34,110
It's a parking ticket to me.

1697
01:22:34,116 --> 01:22:35,072
Only instead of $5,

1698
01:22:35,075 --> 01:22:36,941
it's 10,000,000.

1699
01:22:38,370 --> 01:22:41,784
I don't care about losing all the money.

1700
01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:44,749
It's losing all the stuff.

1701
01:22:45,627 --> 01:22:48,290
We're not gonna lose the stuff.

1702
01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:49,208
(chuckling)

1703
01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:51,046
This is America!

1704
01:22:51,049 --> 01:22:55,919
We're gonna receive a fair
trial from an impartial jury.

1705
01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:56,760
(mallet pounding)

1706
01:22:56,763 --> 01:22:58,379
Your Honor, we, the jury,

1707
01:22:58,390 --> 01:23:00,382
find for the plaintiff.

1708
01:23:00,392 --> 01:23:03,305
(people applauding)

1709
01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:09,315
I award, to Mr. Reiner and the other

1710
01:23:09,526 --> 01:23:16,194
9,987,652 plaintiffs,

1711
01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:18,566
the full amount of the suit.

1712
01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:22,362
Court is adjourned!

1713
01:23:22,372 --> 01:23:25,331
(people applauding)

1714
01:23:29,213 --> 01:23:30,078
Navin.

1715
01:23:30,088 --> 01:23:33,047
Honey, can't you see I'm drinking?

1716
01:23:39,306 --> 01:23:43,801
Pay to the order of Mrs. Wilbur Stark

1717
01:23:45,771 --> 01:23:47,888
$1.09!

1718
01:24:05,374 --> 01:24:10,335
Pay to the order of Iron Balls McGinty

1719
01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:13,375
$1.09!

1720
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:18,046
Why are you crying?

1721
01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:20,170
And why are you wearing that old dress?

1722
01:24:21,098 --> 01:24:22,384
Because I just heard a song on the radio

1723
01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:24,849
that reminded me of the way we were.

1724
01:24:24,851 --> 01:24:26,638
What was it?

1725
01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:28,477
The Way We Were.

1726
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,345
(sniffling) Look at us.

1727
01:24:29,356 --> 01:24:31,063
We've hit bottom.

1728
01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:33,274
No! Maybe you've hit bottom,

1729
01:24:33,277 --> 01:24:35,485
but I haven't hit bottom yet!

1730
01:24:35,487 --> 01:24:36,944
I've got a ways to go!

1731
01:24:38,532 --> 01:24:39,613
And I'm gonna bounce back!

1732
01:24:39,616 --> 01:24:41,824
And when I do,

1733
01:24:41,827 --> 01:24:45,286
I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big

1734
01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:48,123
it's gonna make you puke.

1735
01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:49,832
I don't wanna puke!

1736
01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:52,751
I don't want wealth!

1737
01:24:52,754 --> 01:24:56,122
I just want you like you used to be.

1738
01:24:56,133 --> 01:24:58,500
What happened to that man?

1739
01:24:58,510 --> 01:25:00,126
Me?

1740
01:25:00,137 --> 01:25:03,130
What happened to the girl I believed in?

1741
01:25:03,140 --> 01:25:05,382
The girl I fell in love with.

1742
01:25:05,392 --> 01:25:06,883
The girl that believed in me.

1743
01:25:09,187 --> 01:25:11,474
There's plenty of places I can go,

1744
01:25:11,481 --> 01:25:13,222
where people believe in me.

1745
01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:15,020
Well, go!

1746
01:25:15,027 --> 01:25:16,734
The sooner you're out of my life,

1747
01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:18,649
the sooner I can go back to being the girl

1748
01:25:18,655 --> 01:25:20,692
in this little flowered dress

1749
01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:23,783
that you sang the thermos song to.

1750
01:25:25,287 --> 01:25:27,904
Well, I'm gonna go, then!

1751
01:25:27,914 --> 01:25:29,655
And I don't need any of this!

1752
01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:30,998
I don't need this stuff!

1753
01:25:32,294 --> 01:25:33,501
And I don't need you!

1754
01:25:33,503 --> 01:25:34,539
I don't need anything!

1755
01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:37,131
Except this.

1756
01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:39,332
This ashtray.

1757
01:25:39,343 --> 01:25:41,130
The only thing I need is this!

1758
01:25:43,347 --> 01:25:45,179
I don't need this or this.

1759
01:25:45,182 --> 01:25:48,266
Just this ashtray!

1760
01:25:48,268 --> 01:25:49,975
And this paddle game.

1761
01:25:51,104 --> 01:25:52,595
The ashtray and the paddle game.

1762
01:25:52,606 --> 01:25:54,723
And that's all I need!

1763
01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:57,897
And this remote control.

1764
01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:59,189
The ashtray, the paddle game,

1765
01:25:59,196 --> 01:26:00,403
and the remote control.

1766
01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:02,192
And that's all I need!

1767
01:26:04,409 --> 01:26:05,866
And these matches.

1768
01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:09,492
The ashtray and these matches

1769
01:26:09,498 --> 01:26:12,991
and the remote control
and the paddle ball.

1770
01:26:14,294 --> 01:26:17,662
This lamp.

1771
01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:20,381
The ashtray,

1772
01:26:20,384 --> 01:26:23,627
this paddle game and the remote control,

1773
01:26:25,305 --> 01:26:26,136
and the lamp.

1774
01:26:26,139 --> 01:26:27,926
And that's all I need.

1775
01:26:29,059 --> 01:26:30,516
(crying)

1776
01:26:30,519 --> 01:26:33,353
And that's all I need, too.

1777
01:26:33,355 --> 01:26:36,018
I don't need one other thing!

1778
01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:36,889
Not one...

1779
01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:37,900
I need this.

1780
01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:42,729
The paddle game and the chair,

1781
01:26:42,739 --> 01:26:46,779
and the remote control
and the matches, for sure!

1782
01:26:48,620 --> 01:26:51,658
Wh-what are you looking at?

1783
01:26:51,665 --> 01:26:52,576
What do you think I am?

1784
01:26:52,582 --> 01:26:55,290
Some kind of a jerk or something?

1785
01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:58,537
(sobbing)

1786
01:27:02,008 --> 01:27:03,008
And this.

1787
01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:06,510
That's all I need.

1788
01:27:07,681 --> 01:27:12,051
The ashtray, the remote
control and this paddle game,

1789
01:27:12,978 --> 01:27:15,595
and this magazine and the chair.

1790
01:27:16,523 --> 01:27:18,640
(sobbing)

1791
01:27:22,112 --> 01:27:23,944
And I don't need one other thing.

1792
01:27:23,947 --> 01:27:25,984
Except my dog.

1793
01:27:25,991 --> 01:27:28,825
(growling)

1794
01:27:28,827 --> 01:27:30,159
I don't need my dog.

1795
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:41,458
(somber music)

1796
01:28:38,730 --> 01:28:40,596
So, that's it.

1797
01:28:42,025 --> 01:28:44,108
It's an old story.

1798
01:28:44,110 --> 01:28:46,193
One you've probably heard before.

1799
01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:48,563
(cars honking)

1800
01:28:48,573 --> 01:28:50,940
But I never thought it would happen to me.

1801
01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:55,779
(sighing)

1802
01:29:02,796 --> 01:29:04,207
(car honking)

1803
01:29:04,214 --> 01:29:06,206
[Taj] Hey! Any of you bums ever heard

1804
01:29:06,216 --> 01:29:07,832
of Navin R. Johnson?

1805
01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:11,846
I've heard of him.

1806
01:29:13,098 --> 01:29:15,135
Born in Mississippi?

1807
01:29:15,141 --> 01:29:16,598
Uh-huh!

1808
01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:18,467
Inventor of the Opti-Grab?

1809
01:29:18,478 --> 01:29:21,095
I was just telling these guys.

1810
01:29:23,066 --> 01:29:24,066
Son!

1811
01:29:25,318 --> 01:29:26,318
Daddy!

1812
01:29:28,154 --> 01:29:29,486
Navin.

1813
01:29:29,489 --> 01:29:30,320
Mom!

1814
01:29:30,323 --> 01:29:31,323
My baby!

1815
01:29:33,159 --> 01:29:33,990
Navin.

1816
01:29:33,994 --> 01:29:34,825
Elvira!

1817
01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:37,161
I knew we'd find you.

1818
01:29:37,163 --> 01:29:37,994
Taj!

1819
01:29:37,998 --> 01:29:38,998
Don't kiss me.

1820
01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:42,496
(all laughing)

1821
01:29:45,547 --> 01:29:48,290
I called them the night you left.

1822
01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:49,836
How did you find me?

1823
01:29:49,843 --> 01:29:50,879
I don't know.

1824
01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:52,172
This is the first place we looked.

1825
01:29:52,178 --> 01:29:54,340
We're takin' you home and
you're gonna live with us.

1826
01:29:54,347 --> 01:29:57,260
Turns out, Dad's a financial genius.

1827
01:29:57,267 --> 01:29:59,930
All I did was take
the money you sent home

1828
01:29:59,936 --> 01:30:02,679
and embarked on a periodic investment,

1829
01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:05,056
in a no-load mutual fund.

1830
01:30:05,066 --> 01:30:07,228
He leveraged his ass deep into soy beans

1831
01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:08,726
and cocoa futures.

1832
01:30:08,737 --> 01:30:09,737
Right on!

1833
01:30:11,698 --> 01:30:13,530
I picked out this thermos for you.

1834
01:30:18,496 --> 01:30:20,658
I'd kiss you, but I'm so dirty.

1835
01:30:20,665 --> 01:30:21,997
Dirt doesn't bother me.

1836
01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:24,829
But the smell does.

1837
01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:26,168
Oh, Navin.

1838
01:30:26,171 --> 01:30:27,171
Woo!

1839
01:30:29,174 --> 01:30:32,508
Son, you'd better get
in the back with the dog

1840
01:30:32,510 --> 01:30:34,797
until we can get you hosed down.

1841
01:30:41,353 --> 01:30:44,266
(Shithead barking)

1842
01:30:44,272 --> 01:30:46,184
I love you, Navin.

1843
01:30:46,191 --> 01:30:47,648
I love you, too.

1844
01:30:49,319 --> 01:30:51,185
[Taj] Somebody open a window!

1845
01:30:51,196 --> 01:30:52,983
[Father] Open all the windows.

1846
01:30:55,742 --> 01:30:57,904
[Navin] I was so glad to be going home.

1847
01:30:57,911 --> 01:31:00,369
I remembered the days
when I sang and danced

1848
01:31:00,372 --> 01:31:03,285
with my family on the
porch of the old house.

1849
01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:05,203
But things change,

1850
01:31:05,210 --> 01:31:07,247
and with all the additions to the family,

1851
01:31:07,253 --> 01:31:08,994
we had to tear down the old house,

1852
01:31:09,005 --> 01:31:10,121
even though we loved it.

1853
01:31:10,131 --> 01:31:13,169
But we built us a bigger one.

1854
01:31:13,176 --> 01:31:14,667
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1855
01:31:14,678 --> 01:31:15,885
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1856
01:31:15,887 --> 01:31:17,003
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1857
01:31:17,013 --> 01:31:18,345
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1858
01:31:18,348 --> 01:31:19,555
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

1859
01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:20,638
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1860
01:31:20,642 --> 01:31:21,883
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

1861
01:31:21,893 --> 01:31:23,054
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1862
01:31:23,061 --> 01:31:24,177
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

1863
01:31:24,187 --> 01:31:25,303
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1864
01:31:25,313 --> 01:31:26,554
♪ Jump down, turn around ♪

1865
01:31:26,564 --> 01:31:27,805
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1866
01:31:27,816 --> 01:31:29,102
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

1867
01:31:29,109 --> 01:31:30,020
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1868
01:31:30,026 --> 01:31:31,437
♪ Gonna jump down turn around ♪

1869
01:31:31,444 --> 01:31:32,560
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1870
01:31:32,570 --> 01:31:33,856
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

1871
01:31:33,863 --> 01:31:34,944
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1872
01:31:34,948 --> 01:31:36,155
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

1873
01:31:36,157 --> 01:31:37,273
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1874
01:31:37,283 --> 01:31:38,524
♪ Well, me and my buddy's ♪

1875
01:31:38,535 --> 01:31:39,696
♪ gonna Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1876
01:31:39,703 --> 01:31:41,114
♪ Go around down, turn around ♪

1877
01:31:41,121 --> 01:31:42,202
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1878
01:31:42,205 --> 01:31:43,446
♪ Me and my buddy's gonna ♪

1879
01:31:43,456 --> 01:31:44,572
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1880
01:31:44,582 --> 01:31:45,663
♪ Me and my buddy's gonna ♪

1881
01:31:45,667 --> 01:31:46,828
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1882
01:31:46,835 --> 01:31:48,121
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1883
01:31:48,128 --> 01:31:49,289
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1884
01:31:49,295 --> 01:31:50,502
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1885
01:31:50,505 --> 01:31:51,746
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1886
01:31:51,756 --> 01:31:52,917
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1887
01:31:52,924 --> 01:31:54,085
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1888
01:31:54,092 --> 01:31:55,458
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1889
01:31:55,468 --> 01:31:56,549
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1890
01:31:56,553 --> 01:31:57,669
♪ Get on your knees ♪

1891
01:31:57,679 --> 01:31:59,011
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1892
01:31:59,014 --> 01:32:00,050
♪ Get on your knees ♪

1893
01:32:00,056 --> 01:32:01,422
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1894
01:32:01,433 --> 01:32:02,549
♪ All around ♪

1895
01:32:02,559 --> 01:32:03,891
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1896
01:32:03,893 --> 01:32:05,009
♪ All around ♪

1897
01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:06,136
♪ Pick a bale day ♪

1898
01:32:06,146 --> 01:32:07,262
♪ Gonna pack that hay ♪

1899
01:32:07,272 --> 01:32:08,513
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1900
01:32:08,523 --> 01:32:09,730
♪ Gonna pack that hay ♪

1901
01:32:09,733 --> 01:32:10,894
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1902
01:32:10,900 --> 01:32:12,107
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

1903
01:32:12,110 --> 01:32:13,317
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1904
01:32:13,319 --> 01:32:14,526
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

1905
01:32:14,529 --> 01:32:15,610
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1906
01:32:15,613 --> 01:32:16,820
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

1907
01:32:16,823 --> 01:32:17,904
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1908
01:32:17,907 --> 01:32:19,193
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

1909
01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:20,407
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1910
01:32:20,410 --> 01:32:21,526
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1911
01:32:21,536 --> 01:32:22,652
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1912
01:32:22,662 --> 01:32:23,869
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1913
01:32:23,872 --> 01:32:25,079
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1914
01:32:25,081 --> 01:32:26,242
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1915
01:32:26,249 --> 01:32:27,490
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1916
01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:28,536
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1917
01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:29,750
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1918
01:32:29,753 --> 01:32:31,335
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1919
01:32:31,337 --> 01:32:32,953
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1920
01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:34,000
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1921
01:32:34,007 --> 01:32:34,918
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1922
01:32:34,924 --> 01:32:36,165
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1923
01:32:36,176 --> 01:32:37,132
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1924
01:32:37,135 --> 01:32:38,467
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1925
01:32:38,470 --> 01:32:39,460
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1926
01:32:39,471 --> 01:32:40,757
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

1927
01:32:40,764 --> 01:32:42,221
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1928
01:32:42,223 --> 01:32:43,509
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

1929
01:32:43,516 --> 01:32:44,506
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1930
01:32:44,517 --> 01:32:45,849
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

1931
01:32:45,852 --> 01:32:47,013
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1932
01:32:47,020 --> 01:32:48,227
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around ♪

1933
01:32:48,229 --> 01:32:49,470
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1934
01:32:49,481 --> 01:32:50,847
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1935
01:32:50,857 --> 01:32:51,813
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1936
01:32:51,816 --> 01:32:53,148
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1937
01:32:53,151 --> 01:32:54,267
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1938
01:32:54,277 --> 01:32:55,563
♪ Me and my wife gonna ♪

1939
01:32:55,570 --> 01:32:56,686
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1940
01:32:56,696 --> 01:32:57,812
♪ Me and my wife gonna ♪

1941
01:32:57,822 --> 01:32:58,983
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1942
01:32:58,990 --> 01:33:00,197
♪ Me and my wife gonna ♪

1943
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:01,281
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1944
01:33:01,284 --> 01:33:02,445
♪ Me and my wife gonna ♪

1945
01:33:02,452 --> 01:33:03,863
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1946
01:33:03,870 --> 01:33:05,031
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1947
01:33:05,038 --> 01:33:06,154
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1948
01:33:06,164 --> 01:33:07,450
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1949
01:33:07,457 --> 01:33:08,618
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1950
01:33:08,625 --> 01:33:12,324
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1951
01:33:12,337 --> 01:33:20,861
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1952
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:24,471
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1953
01:33:24,474 --> 01:33:25,305
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1954
01:33:25,308 --> 01:33:26,469
♪ Whoa Lordie ♪

1955
01:33:26,476 --> 01:33:27,683
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1956
01:33:27,685 --> 01:33:28,971
♪ Me and my wife gonna ♪

1957
01:33:28,978 --> 01:33:30,094
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪

1958
01:33:30,105 --> 01:33:31,221
♪ Me and my wife gonna ♪

1959
01:33:31,231 --> 01:33:32,517
♪ Pick a bale a day ♪

1960
01:33:32,524 --> 01:33:33,605
♪ Me and my wife gonna ♪

1961
01:33:33,608 --> 01:33:34,769
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪