1 00:03:19,028 --> 00:03:22,813 Grant us, Lord, the wisdom and the grace to use right... 2 00:03:23,029 --> 00:03:26,727 the time that is left to us here on Earth. 3 00:03:26,944 --> 00:03:30,859 Lead us to repent of our sins, the evil we have done... 4 00:03:31,119 --> 00:03:33,860 and the good we have not done. 5 00:03:34,032 --> 00:03:37,469 And strengthen us to follow the steps of Your son... 6 00:03:37,731 --> 00:03:41,906 in the way that leads to the fullness of eternal life. 7 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:45,515 For Jesus Christ, Our Lord, Amen. 8 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,865 Amen. 9 00:04:07,305 --> 00:04:09,349 Bastard! 10 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:12,916 Still owes me for a lobster. 11 00:04:19,788 --> 00:04:23,180 It's like that David Bowie film: "The Man Who Fell to Earth". 12 00:04:23,399 --> 00:04:27,225 No, it's not! Trevethyn jumped off a plane without a parachute. 13 00:04:27,399 --> 00:04:30,313 - In the film, Bowie was an alien. - "Is" an alien. 14 00:04:30,531 --> 00:04:32,750 Don't start with that bollocks. 15 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:36,272 There are many people in show biz that are from off-world. 16 00:04:36,490 --> 00:04:39,012 Have you ever looked into David Bowie's eyes? 17 00:04:39,664 --> 00:04:42,752 By that same token, you could say that Charlie was an alien. 18 00:04:42,969 --> 00:04:45,145 Exactly! 19 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:48,363 - Charlie, more wine? - Thanks, Grace. 20 00:04:49,406 --> 00:04:52,233 - House looks lovely! - Oh, thank you. 21 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,931 - Maurice? - Yeah, thank you. 22 00:04:56,365 --> 00:04:59,236 - Thank you, Grace. - Thank you, Grace. 23 00:05:03,064 --> 00:05:06,413 - Tongue. Sausage rolls in the kitchen. - Thank you. 24 00:05:06,587 --> 00:05:08,544 - Wash your hands. - Okay. 25 00:05:10,588 --> 00:05:12,458 Grace, who are you looking for? 26 00:05:12,675 --> 00:05:14,850 Matthew, there you are! 27 00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:19,678 Would you check the humidifier in the greenhouse? I completely forgot. 28 00:05:20,461 --> 00:05:23,592 It's done! I did it yesterday when you asked me. 29 00:05:24,506 --> 00:05:26,983 Don't know what I'd do without him. 30 00:05:30,681 --> 00:05:34,422 What kind of injuries would someone have if they fell from that height? 31 00:05:34,726 --> 00:05:38,205 - Very bad ones. - Why did he do it? 32 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,294 We don't really know. 33 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:44,424 Maybe he thought he was going to the bathroom and picked the wrong door. 34 00:05:44,904 --> 00:05:48,340 Yes, very likely. Would you excuse me? 35 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:53,385 - I'm gonna get you! - No, you're not! You can't catch me! 36 00:05:54,472 --> 00:05:55,907 Matt. 37 00:05:56,646 --> 00:05:58,691 - Have you got any? - No. There's none about. 38 00:05:58,951 --> 00:06:00,996 Matthew. 39 00:06:01,648 --> 00:06:03,998 - Alright, come on. - Good. 40 00:06:11,042 --> 00:06:13,042 She's not here, Grace. 41 00:06:13,218 --> 00:06:18,001 - Who's not here? - She left just after the service. 42 00:06:19,306 --> 00:06:21,828 - Did you talk to her? - No. 43 00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:35,007 - Do you think she'll leave? - She loves it here. 44 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:40,140 Diana thinks it was an accident. He was just looking for the lavatory. 45 00:06:41,356 --> 00:06:43,923 I imagine he went on the way down. 46 00:06:45,358 --> 00:06:47,098 Is this the last of it? 47 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:50,274 Enjoy. It's gonna be a long cold winter. 48 00:06:50,708 --> 00:06:51,883 All right, Alfred? 49 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:54,796 - Hi, Dr. Bamford! - Hi, Matthew. 50 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:57,885 I wonder if you could do me a favor, doctor. 51 00:06:58,057 --> 00:07:01,103 My ear needs to be looked at again. It's still... 52 00:07:01,233 --> 00:07:06,756 still giving me gyp. I'll pop into the surgery tomorrow. 53 00:07:07,279 --> 00:07:10,193 Okay. Well, I'd better be off. 54 00:07:10,411 --> 00:07:14,629 There's reports of salmon poachers out in the estuary. 55 00:07:18,152 --> 00:07:20,065 You alright? 56 00:07:21,936 --> 00:07:24,111 You have no idea. 57 00:07:33,592 --> 00:07:35,723 My mom wanted to get one of those dishwashers. 58 00:07:35,940 --> 00:07:39,638 My dad said "no". She's already got one. Him. 59 00:07:45,467 --> 00:07:48,858 If there's anything I can do, Grace, you know, in the house... 60 00:07:48,945 --> 00:07:52,815 Well, everyone's been very kind, but, really... 61 00:07:53,728 --> 00:07:55,426 ...I'm fine. - I'll do that. 62 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,079 No, it's... 63 00:07:57,731 --> 00:07:58,948 Harvey! 64 00:07:59,601 --> 00:08:01,558 I'm fine. 65 00:08:01,993 --> 00:08:03,993 Right-o. 66 00:08:55,098 --> 00:08:57,186 - Morning, Matthew. - Hi ya. 67 00:09:01,535 --> 00:09:03,623 - Hello, Joyce. - Good morning, Grace. 68 00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:12,755 - Morning, Tom! - Hello, Grace! 69 00:09:18,018 --> 00:09:20,020 Good morning, ladies. 70 00:09:26,804 --> 00:09:28,847 Morning, Grace. 71 00:09:29,761 --> 00:09:34,240 I'd like a package of paracetamol and I'd like to settle my account. 72 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,591 Oh, no... We've... 73 00:09:36,764 --> 00:09:39,113 Lost our accounts. Why don't you pay us next month? 74 00:09:39,286 --> 00:09:41,113 - Lost the accounts? - Yes. 75 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,810 It's very mysterious. 76 00:09:44,592 --> 00:09:47,725 - I'll just take the paracetamol. - Right so. 77 00:09:47,941 --> 00:09:49,768 How much is that? 78 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,594 Five pence. 79 00:09:53,465 --> 00:09:55,292 No, it's £1,25 on the box. 80 00:09:55,552 --> 00:09:57,509 Special offer. 81 00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:02,338 Thank you. 82 00:10:03,338 --> 00:10:05,860 Right. Thank you. 83 00:10:06,122 --> 00:10:08,426 - Bye-bye now. - Bye-bye. 84 00:10:41,655 --> 00:10:44,004 I can extend the overdraft... 85 00:10:44,308 --> 00:10:49,092 a bit. And maybe you can find out if there's a life insurance policy. 86 00:10:49,354 --> 00:10:53,006 - Investments. - I don't understand, it's a mistake. 87 00:10:53,571 --> 00:10:58,965 Your late husband used the house as an asset to raise capital. 88 00:10:59,530 --> 00:11:02,097 As you have no children, you'll inherit the estate... 89 00:11:02,314 --> 00:11:05,316 but you'll also inherit the mortgage. 90 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:09,403 Fine. The house's 300 years old. The mortgage must be paid off by now. 91 00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:11,578 You don't understand. 92 00:11:11,752 --> 00:11:17,059 He used the house as collateral for loans to finance business deals. 93 00:11:17,319 --> 00:11:20,625 None of which, actually, took off. 94 00:11:20,841 --> 00:11:24,191 - What about the money he left me? - There isn't any. 95 00:11:25,191 --> 00:11:28,845 And there are the mortgage payments. 96 00:11:29,062 --> 00:11:32,238 - How much are they? - Two thousand pounds a month. 97 00:12:07,553 --> 00:12:10,206 I'll be up your flu in a minute or two 98 00:12:10,554 --> 00:12:12,773 Cause I know where to find it 99 00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:15,382 It's on your back and it's called... 100 00:12:15,644 --> 00:12:17,557 Hey, how are you doing? 101 00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:21,427 Matthew, I've got some bad news, I'm afraid. 102 00:12:21,645 --> 00:12:23,384 I know. 103 00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:33,171 - Have you tried plant food? - I tried everything. 104 00:12:33,518 --> 00:12:35,477 They died on purpose. I even talk to them. 105 00:12:35,606 --> 00:12:37,650 - What do you say? - "Would you mind not dying?" 106 00:12:37,912 --> 00:12:39,781 You really are a crap gardener, Matthew. 107 00:12:39,956 --> 00:12:42,304 What do I know about plants? I'm from Glasgow! 108 00:12:42,565 --> 00:12:45,783 - I hate this. I really hate this. - Will somebody else do it? 109 00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:49,395 - We're sea people. - He's not. He's a doctor! 110 00:12:49,611 --> 00:12:52,786 I don't have a fabulous record when it comes to keeping things alive. 111 00:12:53,046 --> 00:12:55,222 It's like the signs. 112 00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:57,091 What signs? 113 00:12:57,352 --> 00:12:59,093 Armageddon. 114 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:03,138 Final conflict. A man falls from the sky... 115 00:13:03,442 --> 00:13:05,964 you lose your job, and all the plants are dying. 116 00:13:08,313 --> 00:13:10,531 I meant to do that. 117 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:15,272 Do you have a stock portfolio, perhaps? 118 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,316 - What's that? - I don't know. 119 00:13:18,663 --> 00:13:21,144 I just thought you might have one. 120 00:13:21,319 --> 00:13:25,840 No, there's nothing like that. It's just bills and letters of credit. 121 00:13:26,928 --> 00:13:31,799 I don't understand. There are accounts here of companies I haven't heard of. 122 00:13:33,539 --> 00:13:35,844 We've got a Swiss bank account. 123 00:13:36,105 --> 00:13:38,888 There's nothing in it, but we do have one. 124 00:13:40,281 --> 00:13:44,761 I'm sure there's something tucked away somewhere. 125 00:13:44,978 --> 00:13:47,500 That's what I thought, Gerald. 126 00:13:47,848 --> 00:13:51,023 But no. No, there's not. 127 00:13:51,893 --> 00:13:53,981 There's nothing! 128 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:58,634 What in God's name am I going to do? 129 00:14:26,077 --> 00:14:29,341 - Are you alright? You look peaky. - I'm fine. 130 00:14:29,732 --> 00:14:33,646 - I've just a bad hangover. - I can't remember if we drank much. 131 00:14:36,516 --> 00:14:38,735 God, you're really ill. You never get hangovers... 132 00:14:38,909 --> 00:14:42,302 - I'll be fine once I get on the boat. - You shouldn't go to work. 133 00:14:42,519 --> 00:14:44,780 I think you should see the doctor. 134 00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:49,085 I can't see anyone without an appointment. 135 00:14:50,869 --> 00:14:52,827 - Tea? - Yes, please! 136 00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:57,828 Hey, what are you doing? Get off! Get off of there! 137 00:14:58,001 --> 00:15:01,786 Given your recent troubles, we rather thought you'd want to cancel. 138 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,309 It's only a tea party. We could have it anywhere. 139 00:15:04,483 --> 00:15:08,353 But we always have it here. It's tradition. 140 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,701 I've been working on a new hybrid. 141 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:14,051 "Phalanopsis pathopedilum." It's beautiful! 142 00:15:15,356 --> 00:15:17,965 Alright, ladies. Back to business. 143 00:15:18,182 --> 00:15:20,661 Do we invite Dr. Bamford... 144 00:15:20,835 --> 00:15:24,142 given his disgraceful display last year? 145 00:15:24,795 --> 00:15:27,708 No! Come on, sir. Off the mower! 146 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,969 - What's going on? - Afternoon, Mrs. Trevethyn. 147 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,100 Hello, Bob. Terry. 148 00:15:33,318 --> 00:15:35,754 - How's your mom's hip, Bob? - Much better, thanks. 149 00:15:36,015 --> 00:15:38,885 - Good, good. - They wanna take the lawn mower. 150 00:15:40,452 --> 00:15:45,277 It's the finance company. There haven't been any payments. 151 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,541 Well, you'd better take it, then. 152 00:15:58,022 --> 00:16:00,370 I'm really sorry. 153 00:16:19,857 --> 00:16:23,727 Matthew! Matthew, you don't have to do this. 154 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:27,162 It's alright! You paid me till the end of the week. 155 00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:31,034 I don't believe he even lied about the lawn mower. 156 00:16:33,164 --> 00:16:35,557 He lied about everything. 157 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:50,039 - Can't you get a job? - What could I do? 158 00:16:50,213 --> 00:16:52,040 You could... 159 00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:56,085 - Do you want a cup of tea? - No, thank you. 160 00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:58,782 Matthew... 161 00:16:58,999 --> 00:17:02,478 ...I'm really sorry about your job. - It's alright. 162 00:17:03,218 --> 00:17:05,523 You're gonna have to get a goat. 163 00:17:07,219 --> 00:17:10,568 - If there's anything else I can do. - I was hoping you would say that. 164 00:17:11,351 --> 00:17:12,959 - Why? - Grace... 165 00:17:13,178 --> 00:17:15,919 you are the best gardener in the world. 166 00:17:16,658 --> 00:17:19,615 I've got some plants that are really sick. 167 00:17:20,094 --> 00:17:22,920 - They desperately need help. - Well, where are they? 168 00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:26,573 What? 169 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:53,061 - Why are you whispering? - I don't wanna wake up any squirrels. 170 00:17:53,278 --> 00:17:55,366 Just through here. Here! 171 00:17:55,627 --> 00:17:59,410 - Are these Gerald's plants? - No, no. They're mine. 172 00:18:00,106 --> 00:18:02,587 I think I may have over watered them. 173 00:18:05,848 --> 00:18:10,196 I'm not stupid, Matthew. I know what this is. 174 00:18:11,414 --> 00:18:13,154 What is it? 175 00:18:13,372 --> 00:18:15,764 - Hemp. - Is it? 176 00:18:17,112 --> 00:18:19,808 - Alright, it's hemp. - They're not getting enough light. 177 00:18:19,983 --> 00:18:21,983 They're never going to grow in the dark down here. 178 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:26,159 - I didn't want anybody to see them. - You wouldn't, would you? 179 00:18:27,159 --> 00:18:31,899 For these poor things to grow, they need some decent soil and better light. 180 00:18:32,118 --> 00:18:34,335 Okay, thanks. 181 00:18:39,555 --> 00:18:43,381 Come on, let's take one back to the greenhouse, see what we can do. 182 00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:45,992 You may not want to do that. 183 00:18:46,123 --> 00:18:49,602 I'm a gardener. These are sick plants. 184 00:18:49,819 --> 00:18:51,646 Alright. 185 00:18:58,518 --> 00:19:01,257 - Look! There's Gerald! - He won't see us. His eyes are bad. 186 00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:03,040 Quick! Quick! 187 00:19:03,389 --> 00:19:06,780 - Where have you been? - It's brilliant, Nicky. 188 00:19:06,999 --> 00:19:09,043 - I've saved the plants. - How? 189 00:19:09,261 --> 00:19:11,261 - I called in an expert. - Who? 190 00:19:11,479 --> 00:19:14,044 The best gardener in the world. 191 00:19:14,262 --> 00:19:16,523 - Grace! - Grace? 192 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:20,699 It's fantastic! It's compensation for laying me off. Isn't that nice? 193 00:19:21,003 --> 00:19:23,265 - I don't know. - What do you mean, you don't know? 194 00:19:23,526 --> 00:19:27,223 Hasn't she got enough problems without getting into drugs? 195 00:19:27,396 --> 00:19:31,051 - What are you talking about, drugs? - You know what I'm talking about. 196 00:19:31,398 --> 00:19:35,269 They're still illegal. She's very vulnerable just now. 197 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,008 I hope you're not taking advantage of her. 198 00:19:39,183 --> 00:19:41,444 I'm doing this for us! 199 00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:44,706 - Is this how you say "thanks"? - No. 200 00:19:45,402 --> 00:19:48,099 I've got a much better way. 201 00:19:49,404 --> 00:19:51,883 Congratulations, Mr. Stuart. 202 00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:55,363 You are tonight's lucky Scotsman. 203 00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:24,937 - Well, I either am or I'm not. - No, no, you definitely are. 204 00:20:25,502 --> 00:20:27,461 Pregnant indeed. 205 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,809 - Is that a good thing? - Yes. 206 00:20:32,418 --> 00:20:34,376 Yes, it's brilliant. 207 00:20:35,115 --> 00:20:37,593 Any idea who the father is? 208 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:41,813 I think I know. I saw some of the chromosomes had little kilts on. 209 00:20:42,944 --> 00:20:44,423 Very funny. 210 00:20:44,988 --> 00:20:48,031 I do have some bad news, though. 211 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:51,382 - What? - There's a risk of ginger hair. 212 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:57,166 - Piss off. - How are all our plants doing? 213 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,471 He's called in an expert. 214 00:21:01,515 --> 00:21:03,473 Sounds good. 215 00:21:03,864 --> 00:21:09,517 Don't mention the baby yet. I wanna tell him when the time is right. 216 00:21:10,475 --> 00:21:12,997 What baby? Have a sweetie. 217 00:21:18,129 --> 00:21:21,478 - Will she live, doctor? - I think so. 218 00:21:22,391 --> 00:21:26,002 - Where did these seeds come from? - A guy in a pub in Bodmin. 219 00:21:27,046 --> 00:21:29,177 I mean what kind are they? 220 00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:31,786 They're "Indicasativa" hybrids. 221 00:21:32,003 --> 00:21:34,875 "Purple Haze" with "Early Pearl" crossed with "Ruderalis". 222 00:21:35,048 --> 00:21:38,658 But anyway, they're designed to grow in a very sunny climate. 223 00:21:38,876 --> 00:21:40,572 If you say so. 224 00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:43,833 Is it the bud the bit you're after? 225 00:21:47,444 --> 00:21:49,487 Look. 226 00:21:53,358 --> 00:21:57,099 - What is it? - That's the start of a new bud. 227 00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:01,578 You did that in 24 hours? 228 00:22:01,971 --> 00:22:04,231 - You're a witch. - It's not me, really. 229 00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:06,841 It's just a question of having enough light. 230 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,929 No light, no buds. Simple. 231 00:22:13,018 --> 00:22:15,801 - Yes? - Is it alright if I park there? 232 00:22:16,018 --> 00:22:17,235 - Yes. - Dogs? 233 00:22:17,366 --> 00:22:20,498 - Dogs? - Dogs. Do you have dogs? 234 00:22:20,846 --> 00:22:23,629 Postmen and surveyors. Irresistible to our canine friends. 235 00:22:23,803 --> 00:22:25,891 - No, there's no dogs. - Good. 236 00:22:26,456 --> 00:22:28,197 Yes, fabulous hall. 237 00:22:28,370 --> 00:22:31,849 - Can I help you? - No, no. I'm fine on my own. 238 00:22:32,068 --> 00:22:35,721 - Tea is always nice. - You've come to the wrong house. 239 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,417 I'm sorry, Nigel Plimpton. 240 00:22:38,721 --> 00:22:41,331 Trevethyn? Liac House? 241 00:22:42,245 --> 00:22:45,507 Evaluation for Ramptons redebts outstanding. 242 00:22:45,723 --> 00:22:48,420 It's a standard procedure before a house is put up for auction. 243 00:22:48,638 --> 00:22:50,813 But the house is not for auction. 244 00:22:52,378 --> 00:22:54,771 I'm afraid it will be. 245 00:22:55,075 --> 00:22:56,815 Here, look. 246 00:22:57,249 --> 00:23:00,815 People in your position often stop opening their mail... 247 00:23:00,990 --> 00:23:04,339 so I'm the first real proof it's all happening. 248 00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:08,036 I'll beg you to leave, please. 249 00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:10,123 I'm sorry. I can't. 250 00:23:10,341 --> 00:23:14,776 - I really must do this. - I'd like you to leave as well. 251 00:23:17,735 --> 00:23:20,258 Call the office to reschedule. 252 00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:27,521 Thank you. 253 00:23:29,738 --> 00:23:32,305 Ramptons is an enormous investment trust. 254 00:23:32,566 --> 00:23:35,915 John's syndicate took a huge tumble. 255 00:23:36,089 --> 00:23:38,917 I'd no idea he had business interest in the city. 256 00:23:39,133 --> 00:23:41,004 Yes, but how much do I owe them? 257 00:23:41,221 --> 00:23:45,483 If you don't pay the money owing, they can claim any or all... 258 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,962 of your assets. 259 00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:51,268 This, of course, would include... 260 00:23:51,485 --> 00:23:55,226 ...the house. - How much do I owe them, Melvyn? 261 00:23:55,964 --> 00:23:58,226 300 thousand pounds. 262 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:01,533 Approximately. 263 00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:44,024 Bastard! 264 00:25:36,346 --> 00:25:38,129 - Matthew? - Yeah? 265 00:25:38,391 --> 00:25:40,609 You know that plant... 266 00:25:40,825 --> 00:25:43,218 I'm looking after for you? 267 00:25:44,132 --> 00:25:47,393 - How much is it worth? - It hasn't died, has it? 268 00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:50,785 No, no, it's thriving! I just... 269 00:25:51,524 --> 00:25:53,483 wondered how much you'd get for it. 270 00:25:54,918 --> 00:25:57,919 Ounce for ounce, the really good stuff is worth more than gold. 271 00:26:01,267 --> 00:26:03,703 Greenhouse, now! 272 00:26:05,747 --> 00:26:08,792 Here's what I think: we take cuttings from the mother plant... 273 00:26:09,053 --> 00:26:12,489 root them, grow them hydroponically and go straight to budding. 274 00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:14,750 We could have the first harvest in a matter of weeks. 275 00:26:14,968 --> 00:26:18,927 You could clear what you need in the 1st run and in the time you've got. 276 00:26:20,274 --> 00:26:22,840 You haven't given it any thought, then. 277 00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:26,015 You can't tell anybody. 278 00:26:36,409 --> 00:26:39,977 He just started. We've got at least an hour. 279 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,763 - Sorry. - You've done it all 280 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,546 You've broken every code 281 00:26:56,199 --> 00:27:01,201 Hold the rebel to the floor 282 00:27:02,810 --> 00:27:08,333 You've spoiled the game No matter what you say 283 00:27:09,681 --> 00:27:14,336 For only metal What a bore 284 00:27:14,554 --> 00:27:18,467 Be reasonable. That piece is worth that alone! 285 00:27:18,945 --> 00:27:21,990 I'm being very fair, Mrs. T. Very good price I'm giving you. 286 00:27:22,165 --> 00:27:25,644 - It's daylight robbery! - What else do you got? 287 00:27:26,906 --> 00:27:32,907 Come and see me Make me smile 288 00:27:33,384 --> 00:27:35,431 Or do what you want 289 00:27:35,691 --> 00:27:40,084 Run on wild 290 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,345 There's nothing left 291 00:27:44,475 --> 00:27:47,956 All gone and runaway 292 00:27:49,086 --> 00:27:52,957 Maybe you'll tarry For a while 293 00:27:53,609 --> 00:27:55,741 - Is it this blue one, Jack? - That's right. 294 00:27:55,957 --> 00:28:00,656 It's just a test A game for us to play 295 00:28:00,873 --> 00:28:02,526 Hi, Grace. 296 00:28:03,091 --> 00:28:06,266 - Hello, Nicky! - I haven't seen you for days. 297 00:28:06,483 --> 00:28:08,963 - Are you okay? - Yes! Busy. 298 00:28:10,268 --> 00:28:12,224 What are you doing? 299 00:28:12,529 --> 00:28:15,530 I'm building a fence. Keep out the rabbits. 300 00:28:16,139 --> 00:28:17,704 With electrical wire? 301 00:28:18,444 --> 00:28:21,445 - It's an electric fence. - Okay. 302 00:28:21,619 --> 00:28:24,751 Is Matt up at the house? I just gotta see him about something. 303 00:28:24,968 --> 00:28:28,882 No, he's out. He's looking for a transformer. 304 00:28:29,186 --> 00:28:31,188 For the electric fence. 305 00:28:32,492 --> 00:28:35,493 If you do see him, would you tell him I'll meet him at the pub at 7? 306 00:28:35,798 --> 00:28:37,320 Yeah, right-o. 307 00:28:39,059 --> 00:28:41,017 - Bye! - Bye! 308 00:28:51,715 --> 00:28:53,456 Good book, is it? 309 00:28:56,022 --> 00:28:58,327 Oh, Jackie Collins. 310 00:28:59,632 --> 00:29:03,546 I'm reading a Kafka at the moment. Not very funny. 311 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:08,157 Except the one about a bloke that turns into a beetle. Really wacky. 312 00:29:09,461 --> 00:29:12,985 Wouldn't get anybody turning into a beetle in a Jackie Collins. 313 00:29:13,594 --> 00:29:16,421 You might get someone sleeping with a beetle. 314 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:23,074 "He wrapped her up, in his stick-like arms, all six of them... 315 00:29:23,335 --> 00:29:26,989 tapping her sensuously on the head... 316 00:29:27,206 --> 00:29:30,164 with his wiggly wobbly aerials." 317 00:29:32,382 --> 00:29:36,383 That's it. If he comes in now, tell him I left in a huff. 318 00:29:36,688 --> 00:29:38,123 - Alright, love. - Good night. 319 00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:41,429 - Probably lying in your couch asleep. - Yeah, you're right. 320 00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:49,257 Sorry. 321 00:29:54,607 --> 00:30:00,174 It gives me great pleasure to ask Dame Reggae Spliff of Port Liac... 322 00:30:00,348 --> 00:30:02,871 to switch on this year's illumination. 323 00:30:03,131 --> 00:30:05,567 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 324 00:30:12,221 --> 00:30:15,788 When I die And they lay me to rest 325 00:30:16,049 --> 00:30:19,006 Gonna go to the place that's the best 326 00:30:20,050 --> 00:30:22,530 When they lay me down to die 327 00:30:22,703 --> 00:30:27,053 Going up to the spirit in the sky 328 00:30:27,401 --> 00:30:30,967 Going up to the spirit in the sky 329 00:30:33,228 --> 00:30:36,708 - Where are you? - Here we are... 330 00:30:37,404 --> 00:30:42,361 I'm gonna go to a place that's best 331 00:30:52,757 --> 00:30:55,496 They were up at the house, I swear it. 332 00:31:05,457 --> 00:31:07,588 I told you. 333 00:31:07,936 --> 00:31:10,937 - That's a lot of light. - Let's call the police... 334 00:31:11,198 --> 00:31:12,937 and the RAF. They'll wanna be included. 335 00:31:13,155 --> 00:31:17,635 Let's just go back into the pub. I wanna discuss something with you. 336 00:31:17,808 --> 00:31:20,853 Are you out of your fucking mind? We gotta save Grace! 337 00:31:21,071 --> 00:31:24,463 I know what's causing the lights. Just get back into the pub. 338 00:31:26,899 --> 00:31:29,943 - Is it gonna blow? - No, I don't think so. 339 00:31:30,117 --> 00:31:31,944 That's it. 340 00:31:35,380 --> 00:31:38,206 - Well, how do you know? - I've seen it before in Amsterdam... 341 00:31:38,424 --> 00:31:41,513 years ago, when I was on a medical study, studying something medical. 342 00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:44,775 - So that's her plan, then? - From what Matt's been saying... 343 00:31:44,992 --> 00:31:48,601 ...and putting 2 and 2 together... - It kinda warms the heart... 344 00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:52,212 Grace carrying on the local tradition of complete contempt for the law. 345 00:31:52,386 --> 00:31:56,038 - Makes you proud. - Did you try that stuff, doctor? 346 00:31:56,256 --> 00:31:59,214 Once, at university. Didn't inhale. 347 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,345 Evening. 348 00:32:01,650 --> 00:32:03,434 - Evening. - All right? 349 00:32:03,607 --> 00:32:05,173 Drinking after hours, Charlie? 350 00:32:05,477 --> 00:32:07,348 Private party, sergeant. 351 00:32:07,609 --> 00:32:09,826 Lagaboollen. 16 year-old. 352 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,436 Just a small one. Any of you noticed those lights out towards Liac House? 353 00:32:14,697 --> 00:32:16,220 - No. - No. 354 00:32:16,394 --> 00:32:18,655 - How's your ear? - Any luck with those poachers? 355 00:32:18,872 --> 00:32:22,873 I'll get them, just a matter of time. Crime never pays. 356 00:32:23,091 --> 00:32:25,570 - Certainly not. - Certainly. 357 00:32:32,399 --> 00:32:34,355 - Where have you been? - Nowhere. 358 00:32:34,617 --> 00:32:36,356 - What have you been up to? - Nothing. 359 00:32:36,575 --> 00:32:39,053 Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up. 360 00:32:39,402 --> 00:32:42,925 I was working up at the house. I lost track of time. Sorry. 361 00:32:43,185 --> 00:32:45,925 I waited for ages in the pub. Didn't Grace tell you? 362 00:32:46,099 --> 00:32:50,187 She did. I was really, really busy. I'm really, really sorry. 363 00:32:51,101 --> 00:32:54,406 - I've got something to tell you. - Good, me too. Sit. 364 00:32:54,581 --> 00:32:57,755 - Let me go first. It's really good. - So is mine. 365 00:32:58,190 --> 00:33:00,191 Right, you go first. 366 00:33:00,844 --> 00:33:03,887 - No, you go first. - Alright. 367 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,802 I'm moving the plants up to Liac House. They're gonna grow quickly. 368 00:33:08,062 --> 00:33:10,281 There's a special way of growing them. It's called "hydroponics". 369 00:33:10,411 --> 00:33:13,587 Grace is a good gardener. We're gonna get out of money problems. 370 00:33:13,804 --> 00:33:16,413 - "We"? - Me and Grace. Simple and perfect. 371 00:33:16,674 --> 00:33:20,197 We sell it! And anything over what she needs we split fifty-fifty. 372 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:22,590 Look, it's extreme, but it's smart. 373 00:33:22,851 --> 00:33:24,938 I don't wanna leave here to get work and this way I get to stay. 374 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,113 - Until you go to jail. - I won't go to jail! 375 00:33:27,330 --> 00:33:31,549 Smoking weed is one thing. Large scale cultivation is another. 376 00:33:31,722 --> 00:33:33,768 I'm surprised at Grace. It's really stupid. 377 00:33:34,028 --> 00:33:37,943 It's not stupid, it's smart. It'd be different if it was your idea. 378 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:42,770 Right. When you're being chased in the cell by a thief with a stiffy... 379 00:33:43,031 --> 00:33:45,075 I'll be standing here thinking: "Why couldn't it have been me? 380 00:33:45,336 --> 00:33:47,903 Why couldn't I have had that brilliant idea?" 381 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,729 You've been bleating on about how sad you are about losing your job... 382 00:33:50,947 --> 00:33:53,079 and what's your solution? Crime! 383 00:33:53,295 --> 00:33:56,037 You get in deeper and you drag Grace down with you. 384 00:33:56,341 --> 00:33:59,210 Matthew, you are such an idiot! 385 00:34:03,212 --> 00:34:05,647 What's your news then? 386 00:34:06,430 --> 00:34:08,474 Doesn't matter. 387 00:34:39,223 --> 00:34:40,965 - Hello? - Hello, Mrs. Trevethyn? 388 00:34:41,530 --> 00:34:45,226 Quentin Rhodes here, from Ramptons. It's about our surveyor. 389 00:34:45,530 --> 00:34:48,922 "Velly solly. Long rumba." 390 00:35:07,973 --> 00:35:10,321 Get both of those. 391 00:35:11,235 --> 00:35:13,670 So she sort of gets through there, you see? 392 00:35:16,063 --> 00:35:17,629 Right! 393 00:35:22,413 --> 00:35:24,847 - Mrs. Trevethyn. - Hello. 394 00:35:25,806 --> 00:35:28,980 - Have you met my friend Tony? - Hello. 395 00:35:29,197 --> 00:35:31,763 My name is Tony. I'm from Scandinavia. 396 00:35:32,807 --> 00:35:34,895 Congratulations! 397 00:35:35,112 --> 00:35:39,461 Tony, could you go and get one of those giant bags of kitty litter? 398 00:35:42,419 --> 00:35:44,854 He doesn't talk much. 399 00:35:45,029 --> 00:35:46,941 Does he have to? 400 00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:52,161 Grace, have you read any of my letters? 401 00:35:52,379 --> 00:35:55,597 I'm sorry, no. But I'm working on a little plan. 402 00:35:55,815 --> 00:35:59,773 It's a bit soon to talk about it now, but I don't want to jinx it. 403 00:36:00,034 --> 00:36:02,643 Grace, I can't do anymore to hold them off. 404 00:36:02,905 --> 00:36:04,948 It's gone up to head office, and they don't know you. 405 00:36:05,210 --> 00:36:09,601 All they see is a middle-aged woman with huge debts and no income! 406 00:36:09,862 --> 00:36:13,560 - What are you going to do? - I'm becoming a drugs dealer. 407 00:36:15,604 --> 00:36:18,649 Grace, I'm serious. 408 00:36:19,736 --> 00:36:22,173 Thank you, Tony. You will phone me, won't you? 409 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:24,346 - Yes, righty-o. - Come on, Tony. 410 00:37:39,110 --> 00:37:41,329 Honey Chambers? 411 00:37:43,721 --> 00:37:48,069 44 Wilberforce Street, London, South West Three. 412 00:37:49,027 --> 00:37:51,549 He had me post his letters. 413 00:37:53,681 --> 00:37:55,942 I never got any. 414 00:38:01,249 --> 00:38:03,249 Would you like a drink? 415 00:38:09,033 --> 00:38:13,686 - Do you have any children? - No! I'm not very maternal. 416 00:38:13,947 --> 00:38:15,863 I couldn't have any. 417 00:38:16,035 --> 00:38:19,255 - No, I know. - Gosh, you know a lot! 418 00:38:22,472 --> 00:38:25,257 Can I ask you another question? 419 00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:28,475 If you want. 420 00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:31,736 How did you cope with sex? 421 00:38:32,954 --> 00:38:35,346 - Sex? - Sex. 422 00:38:38,435 --> 00:38:40,392 What a nightmare! 423 00:38:46,438 --> 00:38:48,612 It was exhausting! 424 00:38:48,787 --> 00:38:54,049 Oh, God, it was so frustrating! Talk about flogging a dead horse! 425 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:02,835 No. 426 00:39:03,791 --> 00:39:06,009 Not really. 427 00:39:06,183 --> 00:39:08,139 What did you do then? 428 00:39:08,488 --> 00:39:12,402 - We shouldn't be talking about that. - Please, I'd like to know. 429 00:39:15,664 --> 00:39:17,578 I... 430 00:39:19,970 --> 00:39:24,320 - Ice cream. - What? Pardon? 431 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:32,582 Ice cream. I sucked it from his fingertips. It drove him wild. 432 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:39,716 I had to pretend to pass out to get any rest at all. He was insatiable. 433 00:39:49,677 --> 00:39:52,981 I think he thought you weren't interested. 434 00:39:53,503 --> 00:39:55,765 He was wrong. 435 00:40:00,202 --> 00:40:02,158 It's a beautiful house. 436 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:06,682 Yes. I think I'd like you to leave now. 437 00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:11,249 - He did love you. - Don't patronize me. 438 00:40:13,467 --> 00:40:16,424 Look, if you ever want to talk... 439 00:40:16,641 --> 00:40:20,120 Yeah, I know the address. 440 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:45,912 Matthew... 441 00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:51,567 Will you give me one? 442 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,393 What? 443 00:40:55,568 --> 00:40:58,221 I want to know what it feels like. 444 00:40:59,699 --> 00:41:01,742 Please. 445 00:41:02,395 --> 00:41:04,092 Grace... 446 00:41:04,310 --> 00:41:08,659 If I'm growing it and selling it, I should know the effect it has. 447 00:41:09,268 --> 00:41:13,225 - Oh, yeah! Of course you should. - No, not here! 448 00:41:14,488 --> 00:41:16,923 Come on. Let's get it over and done with. 449 00:41:22,577 --> 00:41:25,839 Calm down! There's no one about, relax. 450 00:41:51,891 --> 00:41:54,327 I don't feel anything. 451 00:41:56,588 --> 00:41:59,024 Slow down. 452 00:42:04,504 --> 00:42:06,592 Is this addictive? 453 00:42:10,506 --> 00:42:12,767 It's not crack. 454 00:42:23,031 --> 00:42:24,989 Are you sure this works? 455 00:42:25,250 --> 00:42:27,164 Oh, yes. 456 00:42:42,429 --> 00:42:44,517 - What? - Nothing. 457 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,475 What? What? 458 00:42:53,564 --> 00:42:58,131 - What? - It's you. You're Scottish! 459 00:43:06,177 --> 00:43:08,047 Thank you. 460 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,232 God, I love it here. 461 00:43:42,450 --> 00:43:44,798 You're feeling any better? 462 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:52,410 Still feeling a little bit dizzy. 463 00:43:52,844 --> 00:43:54,932 You're hungry? 464 00:43:55,149 --> 00:43:58,454 Oh, yes! God, I haven't thought of that. 465 00:43:58,890 --> 00:44:01,151 I'm ravenous. 466 00:44:20,114 --> 00:44:22,941 What made you decide to do this? 467 00:44:23,158 --> 00:44:27,160 44 Wilberforce Street, SW3. 468 00:44:50,734 --> 00:44:52,821 Mrs. Trevethyn? Please, don't put the phone down. 469 00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:58,345 - Please, don't put the phone down. - Problem? 470 00:44:58,562 --> 00:45:03,129 I've been trying to get through Mrs. Trevethyn for most of my life. 471 00:45:03,999 --> 00:45:05,999 Phone, letters... 472 00:45:06,607 --> 00:45:09,131 What is that woman doing down there? 473 00:45:09,784 --> 00:45:12,480 I don't know what's wrong with her. She's been really moody recently. 474 00:45:12,741 --> 00:45:15,394 - Maybe she just doesn't approve. - Desperate times call for... 475 00:45:15,611 --> 00:45:21,223 desperate measures. We could go to Glasgow but she didn't want it. 476 00:45:22,309 --> 00:45:24,223 My uncle Willie's got a building site there. 477 00:45:24,484 --> 00:45:26,572 - What does he build? - Houses. 478 00:45:26,788 --> 00:45:28,311 - Round there. - What? 479 00:45:35,227 --> 00:45:38,750 I play a good game, but not as good as you 480 00:45:38,924 --> 00:45:43,011 I can be a little cold but you can be so cruel 481 00:45:43,185 --> 00:45:46,970 I'm not made of brick I'm not made of stone 482 00:45:47,186 --> 00:45:51,319 - But I had you fooled - Five, four, three... 483 00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:53,407 two, one... 484 00:46:01,191 --> 00:46:03,888 Now the damage is done 485 00:46:04,105 --> 00:46:07,976 There's blood in these veins And I cry when in pain 486 00:46:08,195 --> 00:46:11,630 I'm only human on the inside 487 00:46:12,065 --> 00:46:16,067 And if looks could deceive Make it hard to believe 488 00:46:16,327 --> 00:46:21,590 I'm only human on the inside 489 00:46:25,765 --> 00:46:29,811 I thought you'd come through I thought he'd come clean 490 00:46:29,984 --> 00:46:33,551 You were the best thing I should never have seen 491 00:46:33,812 --> 00:46:38,074 But you go to extremes You pushed me too far 492 00:46:38,291 --> 00:46:42,554 Then you keep going until you break my heart 493 00:46:43,597 --> 00:46:46,468 Yeah, you break my heart 494 00:46:46,685 --> 00:46:50,599 See, I bleed and I bruise But what's it to you? 495 00:46:50,818 --> 00:46:53,645 I'm only human on the inside 496 00:46:57,993 --> 00:47:00,298 - What do you want? - I brought lunch. 497 00:47:00,472 --> 00:47:02,909 Cornish pastries. I'm kidding. 498 00:47:11,214 --> 00:47:13,347 Fish. You brought me fish? 499 00:47:13,608 --> 00:47:16,130 I thought it 'd be a nice change. 500 00:47:17,783 --> 00:47:20,828 What are you doing here? You never come on the boat. 501 00:47:21,479 --> 00:47:25,612 I was wondering what you looked like. I go to bed when you get up. 502 00:47:25,873 --> 00:47:28,874 - It's the tides. - It's not the tides. 503 00:47:29,483 --> 00:47:31,743 - I don't like what you're doing. - I know. 504 00:47:32,005 --> 00:47:34,354 I don't wanna be in a relationship with someone who's irresponsible. 505 00:47:34,570 --> 00:47:36,963 Yes, you do. I have been irresponsible my whole life! 506 00:47:37,137 --> 00:47:39,486 - Well, it's time you changed. - Why? 507 00:47:40,095 --> 00:47:42,182 You're getting old! 508 00:47:42,356 --> 00:47:45,008 I'm not getting old. These are laugh lines. 509 00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:47,836 Nothing is that funny. 510 00:47:48,358 --> 00:47:50,837 I don't understand. I thought you liked me the way I am. 511 00:47:51,142 --> 00:47:52,794 I do. 512 00:47:53,012 --> 00:47:56,013 But things change and you have to change with them. 513 00:47:56,230 --> 00:47:59,362 Fish and chips. Fantastic! 514 00:48:02,581 --> 00:48:07,800 In a few minutes, Tim Buxton'll be here with more fun in the afternoon. 515 00:48:08,016 --> 00:48:11,105 First, it's 12 o'clock. Time for the news headline. 516 00:48:11,932 --> 00:48:15,454 Police are celebrating a major victory in the war on drugs today. 517 00:48:15,758 --> 00:48:19,063 Two men and one woman were found guilty at Bristol Crown Court... 518 00:48:19,238 --> 00:48:22,891 after police discovered marijuana with an estimated street value... 519 00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:26,675 of half a million pounds hidden in a barn on their family farm. 520 00:48:26,893 --> 00:48:30,590 Sentencing them to 15 year jail sentences, the judge... 521 00:49:18,476 --> 00:49:21,389 - Hello! - Yeah... 522 00:49:22,346 --> 00:49:24,955 - Are you alright? - I'm fine. 523 00:49:25,347 --> 00:49:28,784 I just wondered. You didn't come into the pub last night. 524 00:49:29,089 --> 00:49:31,393 I'm not drinking at the moment. 525 00:49:35,133 --> 00:49:37,134 Are you angry with me? 526 00:49:37,394 --> 00:49:40,744 No, I'm angry at Matthew. It's his fault. 527 00:49:41,005 --> 00:49:42,744 It was my decision to do it. 528 00:49:43,918 --> 00:49:45,311 I'm trying to save my house. 529 00:49:45,876 --> 00:49:49,833 Everybody knows what you're doing. Soon you'll have the police there. 530 00:49:50,051 --> 00:49:51,748 They'll never find out. 531 00:49:51,965 --> 00:49:55,271 Your greenhouse lights up like a space ship. People aren't stupid. 532 00:49:55,488 --> 00:49:59,489 - Anyway, we're nearly done now. - He could be in jail by tomorrow. 533 00:50:05,404 --> 00:50:08,014 Why aren't you drinking? 534 00:50:08,492 --> 00:50:11,101 I just don't feel like it. 535 00:50:13,842 --> 00:50:16,495 He doesn't know, does he? 536 00:50:23,713 --> 00:50:26,106 How can I help? 537 00:50:26,890 --> 00:50:29,369 Don't let him go to jail. 538 00:50:39,502 --> 00:50:43,200 Our mutant buds will soon be ready, great one! 539 00:50:43,460 --> 00:50:46,330 We can release them into the atmosphere... 540 00:50:46,547 --> 00:50:49,463 and take over the entire planet! 541 00:50:51,550 --> 00:50:54,987 Do you realize what we have done here? This is fabulous! 542 00:50:55,203 --> 00:50:57,769 It's time for me to go to London and get a dealer. 543 00:50:58,205 --> 00:51:00,901 No, you are not. You're staying here, I'm going. 544 00:51:01,162 --> 00:51:03,510 - What? - It's my decision. 545 00:51:04,859 --> 00:51:07,077 I don't think you realize what you're dealing with here. 546 00:51:07,294 --> 00:51:10,817 You were in London 5 years ago for the Chelsea Flower Show. 547 00:51:11,254 --> 00:51:13,253 You can't sell this stuff to a florist. 548 00:51:13,471 --> 00:51:15,297 What's your master plan then? 549 00:51:15,470 --> 00:51:20,908 I'd go to Portobello Rd. or Notting Hill, find a dealer and sell it. 550 00:51:21,517 --> 00:51:23,517 - That's your plan? That's it? - Yeah. 551 00:51:23,735 --> 00:51:26,736 - Rubbish. - You've got nothing! 552 00:51:26,952 --> 00:51:31,694 A drug dealer take one look at you and know there's something fishy going on. 553 00:51:31,956 --> 00:51:35,956 With all due respect, I'm the hip one. You're more hip replacement. 554 00:51:37,349 --> 00:51:39,913 One more word, and I'm gonna throw the whole lot into the sea. 555 00:51:40,175 --> 00:51:42,219 - You're not thinking this through. - I mean it. 556 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,698 You are not the boss of me. We're partners! 557 00:51:44,916 --> 00:51:47,048 The checks bounced, remember? 558 00:51:48,394 --> 00:51:50,614 Women like cuddly toys, don't they? 559 00:51:50,830 --> 00:51:55,267 They like to hug and squeeze them, poke their eyes and rip their limbs. 560 00:51:58,703 --> 00:52:00,530 I avoid confrontation, I know it. 561 00:52:00,747 --> 00:52:03,704 But if you grew up in Glasgow in the 70's, you'd do the same. 562 00:52:03,965 --> 00:52:07,010 All I want is an easy life. Grow some vegetables, smoke a reefer... 563 00:52:07,271 --> 00:52:08,706 sing some carols at Christmas time. 564 00:52:08,924 --> 00:52:12,969 One day, I'd like to be a dad and raise a couple of calm children. 565 00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:17,145 That's it, I've fucking had enough. I'm gone. No more Mr. Cuddly Toy... 566 00:52:17,362 --> 00:52:21,407 or whipping boy for Ganja Grace and Cap. Nicky, the lobster queen. 567 00:52:21,624 --> 00:52:24,016 I'm fucking gone! I'm gone! I'm fucking out of here! 568 00:52:24,233 --> 00:52:28,018 Before that, I'm gonna see both of them and give them a piece of my mind. 569 00:52:30,410 --> 00:52:32,193 Are you done? 570 00:52:35,933 --> 00:52:37,193 Good shot. 571 00:54:05,615 --> 00:54:06,571 Get out! 572 00:54:08,268 --> 00:54:10,138 Moron! 573 00:54:24,447 --> 00:54:29,187 Can I show you something privately? It's ever so nice. 574 00:54:29,362 --> 00:54:30,970 Come on, let's go. 575 00:54:39,974 --> 00:54:43,367 - Can I show you? - I don't know who you are. 576 00:54:44,324 --> 00:54:46,455 I'm not interested... 577 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,412 Come on. 578 00:54:50,064 --> 00:54:51,891 Come here! 579 00:54:52,065 --> 00:54:54,284 I've got something really tasty. 580 00:54:55,936 --> 00:54:58,894 Are you looking for something? Know what I mean? 581 00:54:59,024 --> 00:55:01,025 Alright, love. Hop in. 582 00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:03,373 Hello! 583 00:55:03,895 --> 00:55:06,027 Excuse me. Yo! 584 00:55:51,694 --> 00:55:54,826 I love it here. It's so quiet. 585 00:55:55,043 --> 00:55:59,522 If you think this is quiet, you should see Evensong. 586 00:56:00,523 --> 00:56:03,220 I wish I were a Catholic sometimes. 587 00:56:03,437 --> 00:56:08,220 Incense, nice costumes... A lot to be said for it, really. 588 00:56:08,395 --> 00:56:11,309 They have confession too. 589 00:56:21,616 --> 00:56:24,097 I've got some friends... 590 00:56:24,445 --> 00:56:27,576 and I think they're going to get into a lot of trouble. 591 00:56:27,707 --> 00:56:30,315 And I don't know what to do. 592 00:56:30,533 --> 00:56:33,099 Don't suppose you can go to the police? 593 00:56:33,838 --> 00:56:35,884 I thought not. 594 00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:38,797 If you have to commit crime... 595 00:56:39,014 --> 00:56:41,318 to get what you want... 596 00:56:41,624 --> 00:56:44,277 then you're not meant to have it. 597 00:56:44,581 --> 00:56:48,496 I don't know if I'm worried more for them or worried for myself. 598 00:56:48,930 --> 00:56:53,193 If one has a problem that seems to be unsolvable... 599 00:56:53,628 --> 00:56:58,108 than perhaps one shouldn't try to solve it, one should accept it. 600 00:56:58,413 --> 00:57:02,066 - What do you mean? - "God, grant me the serenity... 601 00:57:02,327 --> 00:57:04,501 to accept the things I cannot change... 602 00:57:04,806 --> 00:57:07,763 courage to change the things I can... 603 00:57:07,936 --> 00:57:10,329 and the wisdom to know the difference." 604 00:57:12,461 --> 00:57:14,635 The wisdom is the hard part. 605 00:57:22,463 --> 00:57:26,203 I like Matthew. He's a good soul... 606 00:57:27,509 --> 00:57:29,857 for a Scotsman. 607 00:57:40,991 --> 00:57:42,818 What on Earth did you think you were doing? 608 00:57:42,993 --> 00:57:46,907 You can't hang around pubs this way. You're bound to get into trouble. 609 00:57:47,124 --> 00:57:50,821 If you're trying to meet a man, I know so much better places. 610 00:57:51,038 --> 00:57:53,736 I wasn't trying to meet a man! 611 00:57:56,127 --> 00:57:57,737 Keep walking. 612 00:57:57,910 --> 00:58:00,650 - Go on, you'll be arrested. - We need to talk! 613 00:58:07,001 --> 00:58:08,958 - Have you seen Nicky? - No. Where the hell have you been? 614 00:58:09,175 --> 00:58:11,611 Grace had to get Harvey to watch the plants. 615 00:58:11,740 --> 00:58:13,567 - What? - I took her to the station. 616 00:58:13,784 --> 00:58:16,091 - She's gone to London. - Fuck! 617 00:58:19,048 --> 00:58:20,744 Where are we going? 618 00:58:21,613 --> 00:58:24,571 44 Wilberforce Street, SW3. 619 00:58:29,790 --> 00:58:35,749 Ask your Scottish friend to help. He'd know better how to go about it. 620 00:58:36,010 --> 00:58:39,534 His girlfriend is pregnant. He can't get into trouble. 621 00:58:41,316 --> 00:58:44,448 I just want you to ring a dealer, that's all. 622 00:58:44,969 --> 00:58:49,144 - It's mad. You'll end up in jail. - I'm not going to give up. 623 00:58:50,146 --> 00:58:52,581 Call a dealer. 624 00:58:55,669 --> 00:58:58,322 How do you know that I know one? 625 00:59:07,151 --> 00:59:11,326 On one condition: that you let me lend you an outfit that's... 626 00:59:12,414 --> 00:59:14,501 not that. 627 00:59:40,684 --> 00:59:41,902 - Kelly? - Sir? 628 00:59:42,075 --> 00:59:43,816 Give times of trains to Cornwall tomorrow. 629 00:59:44,032 --> 00:59:45,511 Yes, sir. 630 00:59:46,121 --> 00:59:49,251 Draw, spliff... 631 00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:51,992 puff... 632 00:59:52,209 --> 00:59:54,775 ...shit. - Yes, thank you. 633 00:59:55,558 --> 00:59:57,994 Call it what you will... 634 00:59:58,212 --> 01:00:02,387 but, as my belief, it is the door to enlightenment. 635 01:00:03,387 --> 01:00:08,258 - In your own time. - And now, the acid test. 636 01:00:22,393 --> 01:00:24,482 Jesus! 637 01:00:29,047 --> 01:00:31,440 I'll give you 60 for it. 638 01:00:33,615 --> 01:00:36,790 - Don't be silly. - 70? 639 01:00:38,050 --> 01:00:41,617 That's just a sample. I've got 20 kilos. 640 01:00:41,791 --> 01:00:44,184 20 kilos, Grace! 641 01:00:45,444 --> 01:00:49,054 You've caught the wrong man. I'm on a limited operation. 642 01:00:49,272 --> 01:00:54,752 - You're talking big leagues! - Well, you just got promoted. 643 01:00:54,926 --> 01:00:56,927 I don't have that kind of money. 644 01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:59,623 Well, do you know anybody who does? 645 01:01:00,580 --> 01:01:02,668 I've heard of someone. 646 01:01:04,102 --> 01:01:05,930 Call him. 647 01:01:06,104 --> 01:01:10,105 He's a bit heavy. He's not like us. He's not... 648 01:01:10,365 --> 01:01:12,410 Laid back. 649 01:01:12,585 --> 01:01:14,454 Call him. 650 01:01:20,109 --> 01:01:22,761 - Come on, Honey! - There she is. 651 01:01:22,979 --> 01:01:25,545 - You don't know who the guy is. - I don't care who the guy is. 652 01:01:25,718 --> 01:01:28,286 He may be a drug dealer. You can't wander into something like that. 653 01:01:28,503 --> 01:01:30,851 - Why have you got so bossy? - You are so fucking insensitive! 654 01:01:31,069 --> 01:01:33,113 - That could be dangerous! - They're getting away now! 655 01:01:33,330 --> 01:01:35,374 Follow them, you dozy quack! 656 01:02:20,085 --> 01:02:22,651 Just like a window display at Harvey Nicks. 657 01:02:22,826 --> 01:02:24,914 There's a rave tonight. We hold them here. 658 01:02:25,131 --> 01:02:28,175 - What's a rave? - Grace! 659 01:02:35,787 --> 01:02:40,179 - What have you brought me, China? - Two ladies and a fucking hippie. 660 01:02:41,179 --> 01:02:43,179 What do they want? 661 01:02:59,577 --> 01:03:01,925 "Touche! Sur la tete!" 662 01:03:08,406 --> 01:03:12,103 - You like to fish? - Where I live, the fishing is wonderful. 663 01:03:12,276 --> 01:03:14,234 I hate it here. 664 01:03:14,712 --> 01:03:17,104 The fishing is terrible. 665 01:03:17,322 --> 01:03:19,279 I should visit you. 666 01:03:19,540 --> 01:03:21,411 Where do you live? 667 01:03:24,019 --> 01:03:26,237 What's your name? 668 01:03:26,934 --> 01:03:28,891 Grace. 669 01:03:29,195 --> 01:03:30,631 Perfect. 670 01:03:31,979 --> 01:03:33,893 Hello! 671 01:03:34,327 --> 01:03:36,589 Grace? 672 01:03:37,459 --> 01:03:39,720 Funny smell. 673 01:03:42,069 --> 01:03:43,678 Who's that? 674 01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:46,723 Harvey. Where's Grace? 675 01:03:46,940 --> 01:03:49,897 We've come to finalize the details of the Women's Institute visit. 676 01:03:50,115 --> 01:03:53,856 Grace invited us to supper. It was arranged ages ago! 677 01:03:54,248 --> 01:03:58,292 - You gotta get out. - No, we have to speak to Grace. 678 01:03:58,814 --> 01:04:02,249 No, you have to leave. It's the plants, you see? 679 01:04:02,511 --> 01:04:05,164 They're very delicate. They're special orchids from Peru. 680 01:04:05,338 --> 01:04:07,295 These aren't orchids. 681 01:04:07,469 --> 01:04:10,645 - Aren't they? - No! They look more like tea. 682 01:04:10,861 --> 01:04:14,819 Tea, what a good idea. Let's go in the kitchen... 683 01:04:14,992 --> 01:04:17,951 ...and I'll make you a cup of tea. - I was expecting supper. 684 01:04:18,082 --> 01:04:20,169 There's some ham left over, I can knock you up a sandwich. 685 01:04:20,386 --> 01:04:22,169 What's that funny smell? 686 01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:25,649 It's probably the ham. It's been left out a bit, but it's okay. 687 01:04:34,957 --> 01:04:37,000 Where did you get it? 688 01:04:37,392 --> 01:04:40,263 The people I represent wish to remain anonymous. 689 01:04:40,437 --> 01:04:42,306 Oh, yes. 690 01:04:42,481 --> 01:04:46,091 The people I represent wish to remain anonymous as well. 691 01:04:46,482 --> 01:04:49,136 Maybe they are the same people. 692 01:04:49,528 --> 01:04:52,875 Can I go now? I've got to pick up my daughter at the flute practice. 693 01:04:56,180 --> 01:04:57,877 How much do you have? 694 01:04:58,051 --> 01:05:00,138 A lot. Are you buying? 695 01:05:01,183 --> 01:05:03,618 Why don't I just take it? 696 01:05:03,792 --> 01:05:06,054 You don't know where it is. 697 01:05:06,315 --> 01:05:08,836 I'm sure I can get you to tell me. 698 01:05:09,011 --> 01:05:14,230 What if I cut a few fingers one by one until you change your mind? 699 01:05:17,145 --> 01:05:20,318 Nobody move! I'm the police! The whole place is surrounded! 700 01:05:23,973 --> 01:05:25,843 - And you would be? - Hello, everyone. 701 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,757 Martin Bamford. Are we too early for the rave? 702 01:05:30,062 --> 01:05:33,367 I can't wait. I just love raving. 703 01:05:33,671 --> 01:05:37,413 - This has nothing to do with me. - Shut up, beardy-weirdy. 704 01:05:37,674 --> 01:05:40,500 - Who's this guy? - That's my doctor. 705 01:05:42,022 --> 01:05:43,587 This one? 706 01:05:43,805 --> 01:05:45,545 He's my gardener. 707 01:05:47,111 --> 01:05:50,982 - Nice. Expecting anyone else? - No. 708 01:05:51,373 --> 01:05:53,721 Your cleaning lady, perhaps? 709 01:05:54,591 --> 01:05:56,593 - No, no one else. - Very well... 710 01:05:56,767 --> 01:05:58,768 This is China, he beats people up for me. 711 01:05:58,941 --> 01:06:01,377 - Shall l... - No, please... 712 01:06:01,768 --> 01:06:05,378 Matthew, take Dr. Bamford and Honey and wait for me outside. 713 01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:08,249 Please. 714 01:06:09,858 --> 01:06:12,075 Please. 715 01:06:19,427 --> 01:06:21,470 Excuse me. 716 01:06:24,732 --> 01:06:27,951 - Grace... - Wait for me outside. 717 01:06:31,474 --> 01:06:33,518 Shall I go too? 718 01:06:49,218 --> 01:06:51,523 Sit down, please. 719 01:07:02,396 --> 01:07:05,703 All the people I deal with are... 720 01:07:05,877 --> 01:07:07,747 scum. 721 01:07:07,965 --> 01:07:11,704 I'm a little scummy myself. You are not scum. 722 01:07:12,270 --> 01:07:15,619 - That worries me. - I take exception to that. 723 01:07:15,837 --> 01:07:18,577 I come from a long line of scum. 724 01:07:18,924 --> 01:07:23,404 My late husband was the scummiest man to walk the face of the Earth. 725 01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:26,927 - My apologies. - Yes, let's get to it, shall we? 726 01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:29,797 Three and a half a kilo. 727 01:07:30,016 --> 01:07:33,321 20 kg in the first week and then 10 kg two weeks later. 728 01:07:33,972 --> 01:07:36,756 After that, we can do 20 kg every four weeks. 729 01:07:38,845 --> 01:07:41,976 Three for a kilo. And no more deals until I see the first batch. 730 01:07:42,149 --> 01:07:45,020 - Three and a quarter. - Done. 731 01:07:46,412 --> 01:07:48,238 Thank you! 732 01:07:51,283 --> 01:07:53,458 You're welcome. 733 01:07:55,111 --> 01:07:57,806 Can I offer you a glass of wine? 734 01:08:01,417 --> 01:08:03,723 I can't believe your friend fainted. 735 01:08:06,724 --> 01:08:10,072 Do I look like I would cut someone's finger off? 736 01:08:14,726 --> 01:08:17,987 - Oh, yes. - Thank you. 737 01:08:25,599 --> 01:08:28,948 - You're going to be alright? - Never felt better, Honey. 738 01:08:29,121 --> 01:08:31,122 Now, headache pills and straight to bed. 739 01:08:31,340 --> 01:08:33,775 - Don't go over any bumps. - Good luck! 740 01:08:34,950 --> 01:08:36,950 Come on, boys. 741 01:08:40,995 --> 01:08:42,343 What do you think? 742 01:08:42,734 --> 01:08:44,474 I'm not sure. 743 01:08:45,780 --> 01:08:47,650 Follow them. 744 01:08:47,824 --> 01:08:50,130 What do I do with the hippie? 745 01:08:54,434 --> 01:08:56,130 Take him. 746 01:08:56,566 --> 01:09:01,742 My old lady is expecting me. We're having "Dungeons and Dragons" night. 747 01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:08,352 It's the regional final. 748 01:09:08,614 --> 01:09:10,832 If that knife had slipped, I'd be a dead man. 749 01:09:11,006 --> 01:09:13,615 It 'd be a dead body driving this car back to Cornwall. 750 01:09:13,789 --> 01:09:16,268 Don't be so stupid. He was bluffing. 751 01:09:16,921 --> 01:09:19,530 As long as we have the merchandise, we have the power. 752 01:09:19,748 --> 01:09:23,575 Do I know you? What are you talking about "merchandise and power"? 753 01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:26,619 Look at the way you're dressed. You're like Ma fucking Baker! 754 01:09:26,793 --> 01:09:28,707 - Language! - Don't you "Language" me! 755 01:09:28,924 --> 01:09:32,143 - I nearly got my throat cut for you! - You weren't supposed to be here. 756 01:09:32,318 --> 01:09:35,405 Fine! Do it yourself with Jacques fucking Cousteau then! 757 01:09:35,623 --> 01:09:37,274 - I'm out! - What? 758 01:10:11,374 --> 01:10:14,853 I can't find Grace's plants anywhere. 759 01:10:15,027 --> 01:10:18,202 This tea has the most extraordinary aroma. 760 01:10:18,419 --> 01:10:19,985 Darjeeling? 761 01:10:20,245 --> 01:10:21,724 Trevethyn. 762 01:10:21,942 --> 01:10:24,074 Oh, Diana, you never... 763 01:10:24,247 --> 01:10:27,901 Just a little cutting. I do love fresh tea. 764 01:10:28,119 --> 01:10:31,033 So do I, dear. Give it here. 765 01:10:35,164 --> 01:10:36,774 That's lovely. 766 01:10:50,779 --> 01:10:52,997 I'm sorry for shouting at you. 767 01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:02,434 How else am I gonna get the money? 768 01:11:02,608 --> 01:11:04,521 I don't know. 769 01:11:06,392 --> 01:11:08,349 It's Nicky. 770 01:11:08,566 --> 01:11:11,916 She doesn't want a relationship with someone irresponsible. 771 01:11:12,090 --> 01:11:15,526 And I don't want a relationship with someone who isn't Nicky. 772 01:11:18,395 --> 01:11:21,006 That's better. Ready for my breakfast now. 773 01:11:21,223 --> 01:11:22,746 Come on! 774 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:41,012 For Christ's sake! 775 01:11:41,229 --> 01:11:44,970 Okay, we harvest the plants and we get the stuff up to London... 776 01:11:45,188 --> 01:11:48,059 ...and we never do it again! - Thank you. 777 01:11:49,015 --> 01:11:52,364 We do it quick as well. I don't want another knife on my throat. 778 01:11:54,364 --> 01:11:59,018 You know, this is the site of the new proposed B-323. 779 01:11:59,237 --> 01:12:02,541 Due for completion early 2004. 780 01:12:02,845 --> 01:12:05,846 I can't believe you lost them! How could you've lost them? 781 01:12:06,020 --> 01:12:08,501 It's not as if there's a lot of traffic out there! 782 01:12:09,153 --> 01:12:11,023 I'm sorry, right? 783 01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:15,546 I'm not a career criminal. I don't have tailing abilities. 784 01:12:15,719 --> 01:12:19,330 Are you getting lippy with me? Don't start getting lippy with me! 785 01:12:20,460 --> 01:12:22,940 What? I'm just trying to make the best of it. 786 01:12:23,156 --> 01:12:27,245 Since we came all the way here, we might as well enjoy the day out. 787 01:12:27,419 --> 01:12:30,899 Get in the car. Just shut up and get in the car! 788 01:12:31,161 --> 01:12:35,900 You need to sort out some anger management when you get home. 789 01:12:37,900 --> 01:12:39,553 Harvey? 790 01:12:41,729 --> 01:12:45,164 You forgot your meeting with the WI. They were in the greenhouse... 791 01:12:45,339 --> 01:12:48,601 It's alright, I bluffed them. And Nicky was here. 792 01:12:49,687 --> 01:12:51,688 What did you tell her? 793 01:12:51,862 --> 01:12:55,908 That you went to London with Dr. Bamford help Grace sell the drugs. 794 01:12:56,081 --> 01:12:59,125 - Shit! Grace, I have to go see her. - That's alright, don't worry. 795 01:12:59,299 --> 01:13:01,909 Harvey and I will start on the greenhouse. 796 01:13:02,126 --> 01:13:04,084 Come on, Harvey. 797 01:13:04,606 --> 01:13:08,738 Thanks. Do you know where Liac House is? Mrs. Trevethyn? 798 01:13:08,910 --> 01:13:10,912 - No. - I'll ask around. 799 01:13:11,042 --> 01:13:12,695 - Try the shop. - Keep the change. 800 01:13:12,913 --> 01:13:14,522 Right-o. 801 01:13:17,697 --> 01:13:19,436 Thank you. 802 01:13:32,962 --> 01:13:35,093 Hello! Anybody home? 803 01:13:37,139 --> 01:13:38,704 Hello? 804 01:13:50,491 --> 01:13:53,492 May I help you? 805 01:14:04,452 --> 01:14:08,975 Would you like some Corn Flakes? They're heavenly. 806 01:14:10,366 --> 01:14:12,802 No, thank you. I've already eaten. 807 01:14:31,721 --> 01:14:34,941 Would you like a chocolate ice cream? 808 01:14:35,550 --> 01:14:40,811 I'm looking for Liac House. I want to contact Grace Trevethyn. 809 01:14:41,899 --> 01:14:45,596 I love Grace. I really, really love her. 810 01:14:46,292 --> 01:14:48,467 She's an angel. 811 01:14:48,641 --> 01:14:51,163 She has wonderful hair... 812 01:14:51,468 --> 01:14:56,165 soft and silky, like a lovely angora rabbit. 813 01:14:58,775 --> 01:15:00,427 Right. 814 01:15:01,167 --> 01:15:04,645 - Where do I find her? - She lives... 815 01:15:05,342 --> 01:15:08,126 in a lovely, lovely house. 816 01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:12,866 - I love her. - How do I get to the lovely house? 817 01:15:13,039 --> 01:15:15,606 Up the lovely, lovely hill. 818 01:15:16,127 --> 01:15:20,347 Lovely, lovely, lovely 819 01:15:22,130 --> 01:15:25,044 One, two, three, now. 820 01:15:29,305 --> 01:15:31,350 Nicky! 821 01:15:35,917 --> 01:15:37,047 Nicky! 822 01:15:40,092 --> 01:15:42,572 Nicky, I'm sorry I did something illegal. 823 01:15:42,746 --> 01:15:45,528 - I'm gonna get a proper job! - What? 824 01:15:46,225 --> 01:15:48,834 I'm ready to be responsible! 825 01:15:49,791 --> 01:15:54,010 - I love you! - I can't hear you! What did you say? 826 01:15:54,271 --> 01:15:56,359 I love you! 827 01:15:57,011 --> 01:16:00,230 I love you! I'm pregnant! 828 01:16:00,925 --> 01:16:04,927 - What? - I'm having a baby! 829 01:16:15,888 --> 01:16:18,758 No, no! Get out of the water! You're pregnant! 830 01:16:24,716 --> 01:16:27,848 No, no! You can't swim! You're pregnant! 831 01:17:13,167 --> 01:17:15,168 Mrs. Trevethyn? 832 01:17:15,386 --> 01:17:17,517 It's Quentin Rhodes. 833 01:17:17,647 --> 01:17:21,909 I can't see that person. Not now, you've got to get rid of him. 834 01:17:22,128 --> 01:17:25,650 - What do I say? - I don't know. Tell him anything. 835 01:17:25,824 --> 01:17:29,998 Tell him I'm still in London, I've been kidnapped by aliens, anything! 836 01:17:33,652 --> 01:17:35,566 - Charlie, whiskey! - Thank God. 837 01:17:35,783 --> 01:17:38,697 I've been trying to reach you at the house. No one answer the phone! 838 01:17:38,915 --> 01:17:40,958 - What's wrong? - There were two men here. 839 01:17:41,176 --> 01:17:45,527 Londoners. Asking about Grace. I thought, maybe, Customs. 840 01:17:45,743 --> 01:17:47,136 Fuck! 841 01:17:56,007 --> 01:17:58,270 - That's them. - Oh, shit! 842 01:17:58,443 --> 01:17:59,878 - What? - They're no Customs. 843 01:18:00,095 --> 01:18:03,009 - They're drug dealers from London. - So I was right about London. 844 01:18:03,227 --> 01:18:07,142 We'll go up to the house. Nicky, meet us there with Dr. Bamford. 845 01:18:12,013 --> 01:18:14,318 Give this to me! What's the matter with you? 846 01:18:14,536 --> 01:18:17,362 Get up there! How many times have I gotta tell you? 847 01:18:20,843 --> 01:18:22,451 - Alfred. - What is it? 848 01:18:22,711 --> 01:18:25,843 The two men who own this car, they were just in the pub. 849 01:18:26,061 --> 01:18:29,889 I overheard them talking about how much they enjoy salmon poaching. 850 01:18:30,063 --> 01:18:31,934 Really? 851 01:18:32,106 --> 01:18:36,760 Thank you, Nicky. There could be a community service for you. 852 01:18:36,978 --> 01:18:40,457 Thanks, I've gotta go. I'm pregnant. 853 01:18:40,719 --> 01:18:43,154 Oh, yes, yes, of course. 854 01:18:47,068 --> 01:18:49,590 - What are they doing here? - They're not on holiday, Grace. 855 01:18:49,808 --> 01:18:52,287 - But Jacques said a week. - Well, he lied. 856 01:18:52,462 --> 01:18:55,244 - Quentin Rhodes is here. - Who the fuck is Quentin Rhodes? 857 01:18:55,419 --> 01:18:57,420 Harvey is holding him off. What are we gonna do? 858 01:18:57,593 --> 01:18:59,594 Let's just get rid of this stuff and get this thing over with, okay? 859 01:19:04,639 --> 01:19:06,510 Jesus! 860 01:19:17,904 --> 01:19:20,731 Up the hill, second house on the left. 861 01:19:31,169 --> 01:19:34,127 5-7 to base. Suspects under surveillance. 862 01:19:34,214 --> 01:19:35,953 Copy that. On our way. 863 01:19:43,696 --> 01:19:45,652 Mrs. Trevethyn! 864 01:19:46,522 --> 01:19:51,264 I've just come to warn you there are 2 men who are part of a salmon... 865 01:19:57,787 --> 01:19:59,701 It's parsley. 866 01:19:59,876 --> 01:20:02,441 It's marijuana, isn't it? 867 01:20:03,746 --> 01:20:05,660 Yes. 868 01:20:05,964 --> 01:20:09,704 I knew you and Matthew were growing it, but I had no idea. 869 01:20:09,879 --> 01:20:12,837 - You knew? - I live around here, don't l? 870 01:20:13,010 --> 01:20:17,011 But with your financial problems, I thought I'd turn a blind eye... 871 01:20:17,185 --> 01:20:19,620 to a bit of homegrown. 872 01:20:19,837 --> 01:20:24,058 But, Grace, this is a huge amount. 873 01:20:27,885 --> 01:20:32,364 It's good stuff too. Better than the shit you grew at the vicarage. 874 01:20:32,538 --> 01:20:34,496 You knew about that? 875 01:20:34,844 --> 01:20:38,758 Alfred, in a few minutes, we'll have got rid of it. 876 01:20:39,192 --> 01:20:42,368 Can't you turn your blind eye just a little bit longer? 877 01:20:42,889 --> 01:20:48,022 It's not me, it's the officers from Coldock H.Q. which worry me. 878 01:20:48,196 --> 01:20:51,458 - Oh, God, what are we gonna do? - If I were you... 879 01:20:51,676 --> 01:20:55,590 I'd get rid of this stuff quick. I'm gonna go look for poachers. 880 01:21:06,115 --> 01:21:08,115 Excuse me a moment. 881 01:21:34,385 --> 01:21:36,950 - Who are you? - Who are you? 882 01:21:37,169 --> 01:21:38,864 He asked first. 883 01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:43,301 I'm here to do some business with Mrs. Trevethyn. 884 01:21:45,823 --> 01:21:47,955 So are we. 885 01:21:48,128 --> 01:21:50,086 Really? 886 01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:53,566 Are you interested in buying the property or do you have... 887 01:21:53,826 --> 01:21:56,001 a claim on it in some way? 888 01:21:56,131 --> 01:21:58,002 What is this? 889 01:22:03,961 --> 01:22:06,222 Well, there it is. 890 01:22:06,744 --> 01:22:08,961 We did it. 891 01:22:09,788 --> 01:22:11,745 We did, didn't we? 892 01:22:13,921 --> 01:22:16,182 There's another 2 men here. What are we gonna do? 893 01:22:16,398 --> 01:22:19,270 - Skin up. - Even you can't smoke all of it. 894 01:22:19,530 --> 01:22:23,662 - I could try. - Maybe no one should have the stuff. 895 01:22:28,099 --> 01:22:30,100 Alright. 896 01:22:30,621 --> 01:22:33,273 - Thank you, Matthew. - You're welcome, Grace. 897 01:22:34,753 --> 01:22:37,146 Put that match out! 898 01:22:37,712 --> 01:22:40,885 Look, I have no idea what's going on but... 899 01:22:41,060 --> 01:22:43,191 I think you'd better put it out. 900 01:22:44,191 --> 01:22:49,194 That's the most beautiful and awesome thing I've ever seen. 901 01:22:52,803 --> 01:22:55,238 Hello, Mrs. Trevethyn. I hope we're not too early. 902 01:22:55,456 --> 01:22:57,500 Who the hell are you? 903 01:23:02,067 --> 01:23:03,241 Shit. 904 01:23:09,373 --> 01:23:12,593 Look, ladies. No, ladies, no, no! 905 01:23:12,809 --> 01:23:15,593 - Come on, make a run for it. - What about you? 906 01:23:15,854 --> 01:23:17,768 Don't worry about me. I can handle this. 907 01:23:18,028 --> 01:23:19,768 No, we did this together. I'm staying. 908 01:23:20,029 --> 01:23:24,814 I love you both very much indeed. But, Matthew, you're fired. 909 01:23:25,031 --> 01:23:26,988 Come on. 910 01:23:45,733 --> 01:23:47,690 Get off! Get off! 911 01:23:47,909 --> 01:23:50,649 Get that man! 912 01:23:50,910 --> 01:23:53,301 What are you arresting me for? 913 01:23:53,475 --> 01:23:56,433 No, madam! Stop there! Right... 914 01:24:18,788 --> 01:24:20,702 Hello, Grace. 915 01:24:41,100 --> 01:24:43,275 I trusted you. 916 01:24:43,448 --> 01:24:46,276 Whatever happened to honor amongst thieves? 917 01:24:46,406 --> 01:24:50,277 - What about our deal? - It's nice to see you too. 918 01:24:50,538 --> 01:24:52,495 You can't even do your own dirty work. 919 01:24:52,712 --> 01:24:55,148 - Dirty work? - Why did you send in your boys? 920 01:24:55,408 --> 01:24:57,584 To keep an eye on you. 921 01:24:57,758 --> 01:25:00,627 To stop you from coming to any harm. 922 01:25:00,932 --> 01:25:03,934 - Do you expect me to believe that? - It's the truth. 923 01:25:06,805 --> 01:25:09,587 I hope I haven't spoiled everything. 924 01:25:18,982 --> 01:25:21,374 Are you trying to escape? 925 01:25:23,461 --> 01:25:27,811 - Maybe I could help. - No, thank you. 926 01:25:33,682 --> 01:25:35,683 Mrs. Trevethyn! 927 01:25:36,337 --> 01:25:37,989 Grace! 928 01:25:39,207 --> 01:25:42,903 Those fingers through my hair 929 01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:46,904 That sly come hither stare 930 01:25:47,384 --> 01:25:52,603 That strips my conscience bare It's witchcraft 931 01:25:55,473 --> 01:25:59,475 And I've got no defense for it 932 01:25:59,691 --> 01:26:03,562 The heat is too intense for it 933 01:26:03,823 --> 01:26:08,216 What good would common sense for it do? 934 01:26:10,695 --> 01:26:13,479 Cause it's witchcraft 935 01:26:15,175 --> 01:26:18,437 - Witchcraft - I like it here. 936 01:26:18,654 --> 01:26:25,352 And although I know it's strictly taboo 937 01:26:28,049 --> 01:26:31,180 When you ride with me 938 01:26:33,051 --> 01:26:35,790 Is this the face of a master criminal? 939 01:26:36,009 --> 01:26:39,879 Tonight, we investigate the mystery behind Grace Trevethyn. 940 01:26:40,096 --> 01:26:42,618 How did an unknown widow facing bankruptcy... 941 01:26:42,836 --> 01:26:47,143 saved her house and become the most celebrated novelist of the year. 942 01:26:49,186 --> 01:26:51,404 Mrs. Trevethyn's novel, "The Joint Venture"... 943 01:26:51,622 --> 01:26:54,492 has topped the best seller list for over a year now. 944 01:26:54,710 --> 01:26:58,624 Although the book is sold as fiction, the story bears remarkable similarity... 945 01:26:58,842 --> 01:27:00,755 to Trevethyn's own life. 946 01:27:00,930 --> 01:27:04,235 And her recent marriage to a mysterious French businessman... 947 01:27:04,408 --> 01:27:08,106 has fueled tabloids' speculation that she was, at one time... 948 01:27:08,279 --> 01:27:10,237 actually involved with the drug trade. 949 01:27:10,454 --> 01:27:12,673 So, what is the true story? 950 01:27:12,889 --> 01:27:15,499 We went to the sleepy village of Port Liac to find out. 951 01:27:15,717 --> 01:27:17,674 Turn it up, Charlie, turn it up. 952 01:27:17,936 --> 01:27:19,936 Wasn't there an incident up at the Liac House? 953 01:27:20,197 --> 01:27:24,068 The police were called, but there was a problem with witnesses. 954 01:27:24,285 --> 01:27:27,285 - No one wanted to talk? - No one could remember anything. 955 01:27:27,502 --> 01:27:29,288 Excuse me. 956 01:27:29,853 --> 01:27:33,070 - We think it's fiction, don't we? - Yeah. 957 01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:35,723 Because, in the book... 958 01:27:36,289 --> 01:27:41,247 Grace was growing drugs. But, in real life, she was growing tea! 959 01:27:43,508 --> 01:27:45,771 As a doctor, a man of science... 960 01:27:48,988 --> 01:27:53,687 I could never condone the use of a drug for a non-therapeutic thingy. 961 01:27:56,035 --> 01:27:59,514 - Have you got anything? - See me later. It's good. 962 01:27:59,730 --> 01:28:00,992 - Is it? - Ooh... 963 01:28:01,471 --> 01:28:07,604 It does seem strange that alcohol is legal and marijuana is not. 964 01:28:07,995 --> 01:28:10,692 It's an accident of History, I suppose. 965 01:28:15,997 --> 01:28:19,173 So you didn't have any marijuana growing in your garden? 966 01:28:20,478 --> 01:28:22,218 Bless you. 967 01:28:24,348 --> 01:28:27,175 Do you think "The Joint Venture" is fiction or fact? 968 01:28:27,350 --> 01:28:31,742 No, it's all fiction. My wife has a fertile imagination, thank God. 969 01:28:32,003 --> 01:28:35,308 What about the gangster character Pedro? Is that based on you? 970 01:28:35,526 --> 01:28:38,136 Pedro is Spanish, I'm French. Don't be absurd. 971 01:28:38,353 --> 01:28:40,310 - No, but we've heard... - It's time for you to go. 972 01:28:40,528 --> 01:28:43,355 Get off of my land. I said this is my house! 973 01:28:45,921 --> 01:28:49,401 Grace Trevethyn refused to be interviewed to this program. 974 01:28:49,923 --> 01:28:52,793 And to date she's made no public statements about the rumors. 975 01:28:53,054 --> 01:28:54,358 Tonight may change that... 976 01:28:54,576 --> 01:28:57,185 as we take you live to the New York Book Awards... 977 01:28:57,403 --> 01:29:01,710 where Grace Trevethyn has been short listed for "The Joint Venture". 978 01:29:01,926 --> 01:29:05,536 And the winner of the Award for Fiction goes to... 979 01:29:08,885 --> 01:29:12,060 Grace Trevethyn, for "The Joint Venture"! 980 01:29:27,456 --> 01:29:29,414 Gosh, what a surprise! 981 01:29:31,806 --> 01:29:36,547 I should be used to surprises after everything that's happened to me. 982 01:29:37,112 --> 01:29:40,156 I know there's been a lot of speculation about... 983 01:29:40,330 --> 01:29:44,288 whether my book is based on fact or fiction, but... 984 01:29:44,551 --> 01:29:47,551 well, to tell you the truth... 985 01:29:47,812 --> 01:29:53,335 if I told you what's happened to me, you wouldn't believe me anyway. 986 01:29:53,552 --> 01:29:55,858 I can hardly believe it myself. 987 01:29:57,553 --> 01:30:00,989 I hope they're watching this at home, because... 988 01:30:01,642 --> 01:30:03,599 I wanted to say... 989 01:30:06,775 --> 01:30:08,427 Matthew... 990 01:30:08,775 --> 01:30:12,950 I wanted to tell you that I think you are a terrible gardener... 991 01:30:15,168 --> 01:30:17,735 but that you have helped me to grow. 992 01:30:18,214 --> 01:30:23,606 And for that I thank you from the bottom of my heart. 993 01:30:26,215 --> 01:30:30,391 I hope you're having a great party. Keep the drinks flowing, Charlie. 994 01:30:33,696 --> 01:30:38,394 I've had another idea. I think there might be a book in it. 995 01:30:42,938 --> 01:30:44,727 Thank You