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Man: gentlemen,
  here's what we're up against.

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Romano, Francis a.

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Also known as "pops."

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Alleged leader
  of the Romano crime family,

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with a network
of racketeering,

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prostitution,
and underground casinos

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polluting
  the tri-state area.

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This is Paulie Romano,
  pop's oldest son.

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He's popular with the ladies
  and good with a knife.

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Though Paulie seems to have
  those around him fooled,

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sources indicate he is
functionally illiterate

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and has
an inferiority complex,

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leading to unexpected
  outbursts of violence.

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Peter Romano,
  pop's youngest son

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and the alleged muscle
of the family.

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Spent time upstate
  after a barroom incident.

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Though he hides it well,
  word is he's got

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deeply repressed
  homosexual tendencies,

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also leading to unexpected
outbursts of violence.

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Leo corrigan,
  pop's right hand man.

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He's our informant still
  inside the family circle.

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With the information
we've received from Leo,

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we've finally got
  pops Romano

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right where we want him.

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[People chattering]

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[Car honks horn]

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Reporter:
Mr. Romano! Mr. Romano!

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[Reporters
 asking questions]

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Lawyer:
  ok, ok, ok.

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Hold it, hold it,
 hold it, hold it.

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Reporter: what's your response
to the charges against you?

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What we have here is
a modern-day witch hunt.

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The only thing
 my client is guilty of

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is having a vowel
at the end of his name.

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Reporter: pops,
  what do you think

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about spending the rest
of your life in prison?

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Pops?

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[Sound of heart
beating faster]

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[Reporters inaudible]

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[Heartbeat stops]

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Pops!
 pops!

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Help!
 get an ambulance!

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-Pops, get up!
 -call an ambulance!

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Pops: stop that!

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Stop it!

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Get out of here.

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Stop it!

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Leo: hey, what's all this
  lying around crap?

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Get out of bed,
 you old faker.

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Bet you got scotch
 in this I.V., huh?

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Ah, Leo,
I'm gettin' old.

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I can't even remember
doing half of this stuff

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they're trying
 to pin on me.

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Eh...

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Pop, the trial's
 in a week.

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I mean, they claim
 they got an airtight case--

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names, dates, numbers--

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info on the whole
 organization.

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Well, the only way
 they could get that

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is if they had
 an informant.

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No. they must've sent
some fed in undercover.

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Undercover?

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Ah, damn it.

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Pops: undercover.

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All right. They put
 somebody undercover.

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We'll put somebody
 undercover...

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To destroy that evidence.

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Wait, we can't do that.

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I mean, who the hell
 we going to send?

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They got pictures
and files on us

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and everybody
 we deal with.

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They can't possibly
know everybody.

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[Snaps fingers]
 i got someone.

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Can we trust him?

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He's family.

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Whoa, whoa, Leo, you're
not talking about corky.

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Corky is dead for me.

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Pops, you should've
 smothered him in his crib.

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Face the facts, guys.
 there is no one else.

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Right now,
 he's our best bet.

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[Sighs]

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Well, the kid's
 got to have

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at least one
 family gene in him.

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A-ha: ♪ today's another day
  to find you ♪

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♪ shyin' away ♪

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♪ I'll be comin'
  for your love, ok? ♪

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♪ Take on me ♪

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[Tires squeal]

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Watch it, air head!

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Morning, Hank!

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♪ Take me on ♪

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♪ take on me ♪

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[Honks horn]

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♪ I'll be gone ♪

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♪ in a day or two ♪

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♪ so, needless to say ♪

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♪ I'm odds and ends ♪

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♪ but I'll be
stumblin' away ♪

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[Music stops]

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-[Sighs]
 -[telephone rings]

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Poodles and puss--

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[dogs barking]

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Hey, Dr. kipper,
 how are you?

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Corky, things are a little
slow around here today.

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I'm wondering, could you
 take over for me?

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I have a very important
  appointment with...

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Uh, it's a dentist.

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Thanks.
i appreciate it.

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Uh-oh. someone's got
 the trots.

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Corky, are you
 a mind reader?

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No. I just saw some business
 in the parking lot,

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and it looked fresh.

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Judging by consistency
 and pigmentation,

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I could tell it came from
a cat, probably calico.

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Hello, Mr. Langford,
 how are you?

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High 5, Oscar.
High 5, high 5.

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Oh, let me guess--
 arthritis?

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How did you know?

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I just saw him
 shifting his weight

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off his left paw,
but don't worry.

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We'll have him up and
 sniffing butts in no time.

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Corky:
my god, Connie,

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your hair
looks beautiful.

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Ho ho!

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I accidentally threw it
in the wash

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that had
 a red shirt in it.

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[Laughs]

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I see you brought
Pierre.

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Bonjour, Pierre.

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[Squawks]
bonjour.

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Oh.

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He's our only
 reason for living.

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Corky: I understand.

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He's one
 of the good ones.

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I am here with my baby,
Jesus, for his checkup.

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[Jesus growling]

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Oh, yeah.

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[Growling]

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[Grunts]

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[Jesus growls]

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[Yowls]

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Corky: well, Mrs. Hernandez,

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we'll have to put him on
 a little macrobiotic diet

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of seaweed and barley.

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Plus, you'll have
 to administer vitamins

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6 times a day--
 rectally.

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[Jesus meows]

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Oh.

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Kill my baby.

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Oh, no, no, no.
 you don't have to.

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Please. he's lived
 long enough.

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I just can't
 kill things, though.

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I just can't.
I could find him a home.

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No.

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Kill him!

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-Oh, my little baby.
 -[Growls]

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Hernandez:
  oh, my baby.

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My baby.

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[Baby-talking]

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You know,
 when I lose a pet,

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I like to pour myself
a little sleepytime tea.

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Do it!

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Ok.

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[Growling]

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Oh, eee.

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[Sighs]

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[Yowls]

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Oh, I'm--

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-I'm sorry.
 -[Hisses]

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-I'm sorry.
 -[Growling]

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Let me just get--
 just wipe off the...

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Wipe off with paper towels.

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Oh!

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Uh...

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-Sorry.
-[yowls]

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Aah! ow! That's hot!

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[Mutters]

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[Pierre squawks]

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I'm sorry. I'm--

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all right.
 that's a good bird.

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[Squawks]

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[Hisses]

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Ok.

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Ok, here we go.

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There you go.
Here's your mom.

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Here you go.

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Florence, a little help!

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[Snoring]

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-[Squawks]
 -[growling]

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Ok. there you go.

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Corky: right up there.
There you go.

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[Pants]

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[Pierre squawking]

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Pierre!

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[Squawking]

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Baby--

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Pierre!

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[Squawks]

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00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:02,248
Pierre!

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00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:03,950
Oh.

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00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:04,884
-[Unzips pants]
 -oh.

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00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:08,521
What are you doing there?
 come on, get out of there.

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00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:10,423
-Come on, come on.
 -hmm.

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Let go--uhh!

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00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:13,292
Ahh.
 [baby talks]

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00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:16,062
-[Pierre squawks]
-Pierre.

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00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:17,330
Let go, baby Jesus.

208
00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,532
Let go. Let go. Let go.

209
00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:19,932
Come on.

210
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Let go!
 let go, baby Jesus. Let go.

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00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,003
[Telephone rings]

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00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:26,339
Corky:
  let go, baby Jesus. Let go.

213
00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,907
Poodles and puss--

214
00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:29,008
let go, baby Jesus.

215
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Corky, you have
 a phone call.

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00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:33,045
Come on. I'm a little busy
 right now.

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00:08:33,045 --> 00:08:34,647
It's your brother.

218
00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:36,482
Come on.

219
00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:53,733
Hug?
come on.

220
00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:55,635
Come on. Come on.

221
00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:58,204
Come on, come on,
come on.

222
00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,749
How's dad doing?

223
00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:10,683
Not good,

224
00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:14,020
and he's waiting
 for you upstairs.

225
00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,421
Ok.

226
00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:21,627
Hey, Paulie.

227
00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:23,195
How are ya?

228
00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:25,031
You look fit.

229
00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,333
What the hell is that
 supposed to mean?

230
00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:27,967
Corky: nothing.

231
00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:31,003
We're going
 to start over, ok?

232
00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,905
It's nice
 to see you, buddy.

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00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:37,176
-[Farts]
 -well...that was nice.

234
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,711
Corky.

235
00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:40,980
Papa.

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00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:46,919
Hi, papa.

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00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,422
I brought you something.

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00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,358
[Opens suitcase]

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00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,761
Black beauty
by Anna Sewell.

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00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,096
This is
 the very same copy

241
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,231
that you and mom
 used to read to me

242
00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:01,067
when I was sick.

243
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,437
Corky:
  what is it, papa?

244
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,371
You want to say something?

245
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:09,108
You're kneeling on
 my air tube, idiot.

246
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,910
Oh, my god, I'm sorry.

247
00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,945
I got it.
I--I'm so sorry.

248
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,447
I got it now.
I got--

249
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,349
[air hissing]

250
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,918
I got it.
 this thing's slippery.

251
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:19,819
Heh heh!

252
00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:23,122
Ahh...
 ay yi yi.

253
00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:27,994
Come on, pops,
 this is ridiculous.

254
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:28,594
Look at him.

255
00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:30,596
He should be
 wearing a helmet.

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00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,064
Pops:
corky...

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00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:33,699
Come here.

258
00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:40,373
I'm not going to lie
to you anymore.

259
00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:43,009
I'm not a landscaper.

260
00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,577
I don't know what
 you're talking about.

261
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,446
Get your head out of
 the sand, stench for brains.

262
00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:48,581
How many landscapers
  you know

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00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,983
get paid in briefcases
 full of cash, huh?

264
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:54,387
Oh, you--you do some
 landscaping though, right?

265
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,956
I dabble in money
 laundering, gambling,

266
00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:59,892
and the occasional
 landscaping.

267
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,261
Pops:
now, look, son,

268
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:03,529
I know you're not
 comfortable

269
00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:04,764
with the family
 business,

270
00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,732
but we don't have
 much time.

271
00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:09,068
I want you
to go undercover

272
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,770
as an FBI agent

273
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:15,107
and destroy the evidence
 against me.

274
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,443
[Laughs] oh.

275
00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:20,413
But I have animals
 that depend on me.

276
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,516
We'll send someone
 to fill in for you.

277
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,387
Do you really think
I'm the most qualified?
I mean...

278
00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:29,588
The consensus is...

279
00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:32,324
That you're
 the least qualified,

280
00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:34,627
but you're family.

281
00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:35,961
Could I, uh...

282
00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:38,998
Could i--could i--
 could I think about this?

283
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:40,566
What's to
 think about, corky?

284
00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,334
Can't you see pops
 swallowed his pride

285
00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:43,402
just asking you
 to do this?

286
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,538
When's the last time
 you lifted a finger

287
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,172
for this family?

288
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,907
It's just all--
 you know...

289
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:51,377
It's all happening
so fast.

290
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,212
Wait, wait.

291
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,347
Let me talk to him.

292
00:11:58,851 --> 00:11:59,618
Look, kid,

293
00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:03,189
think of this as
 your chance to make amends.

294
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,223
You know you broke
your pop's heart

295
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,858
when you turned
 your back

296
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,326
on the family business.

297
00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:08,594
I didn't turn my back.

298
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:10,296
They kicked me out
after mom died.

299
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,164
Irregardless,
what matters now

300
00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:14,033
is your family
 needs you.

301
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:16,202
What do you say, kid?

302
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,010
Paulie, you get another
 dui you need fixed?

303
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:28,147
No, I need you to send
 something to the FBI.
 can you handle that?

304
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,749
Dexter: Peter,
  look who you're talking to.

305
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,650
I got
  a 120-gig hard drive

306
00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:35,321
and a digital connection
 nasa would envy.

307
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:36,055
Whoa!

308
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:36,856
Is that one
of those epsons

309
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,024
you can print
 greeting cards on?

310
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:39,759
Shut up, corky.

311
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,795
Ok, tell me exactly
 what you need.

312
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:44,130
I need you to plant
 corky here

313
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,431
with the FBI station
 in park realm.

314
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,267
Set him up with a fake
 background, name, and resume.

315
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,135
And it better be a good one,

316
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,503
because if they don't
 accept his transfer,

317
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,837
I'm personally
 going to download

318
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:54,173
500 megabytes
of my fist up your nose.

319
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,074
Corky: uh...

320
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,909
Technically,
you'd be uploading that.

321
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,978
But, you know, not
that I'm a computer whiz

322
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,279
or anything,
because I'm not.

323
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,614
Just do the right thing,
 dexter.

324
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,816
I don't want
 to have to kill you.

325
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:04,750
Corky: come on.

326
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,819
Let's settle down, huh?

327
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,721
All right.
What should his name be?

328
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,123
I really don't care
 what you call him, pissant.

329
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,626
Peter:
  come on, guys.

330
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:17,463
Corky:
  for my resume,

331
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,899
I'm very good
 with animals.

332
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,400
Thanks.

333
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,102
If you're going to keep
 hanging out with us,

334
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,970
could you at least
 try and carry yourself

335
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,539
a little bit
 more like us, please?

336
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,808
Oh, you mean
 with unmitigated rage

337
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,375
and violence?

338
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,011
Look, stop trying to talk
 like mom, all right?

339
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:32,545
You're too soft.

340
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,246
You complimented that guy
 on his equipment,

341
00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:35,748
and then you thanked him
 for his time.

342
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,783
I mean, hell, corky,
 you might as well give him

343
00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:39,218
a glass of wine
and a handshake.

344
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,519
Are you guys familiar
 with the expression

345
00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:43,222
"you catch more bees
 with honey than vinegar"?

346
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:44,757
You know that one.

347
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,592
Ow! ow! Ouch!

348
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:47,893
What is your problem?

349
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,595
Paulie, where the hell
 is this place?

350
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,096
-I don't know.
 -what place?

351
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:51,864
The motel.

352
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:53,465
But I thought I was staying
in the house

353
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:54,200
in my old room.

354
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,935
You can't stay
 in the house.

355
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:56,535
Corky: why not?

356
00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:57,636
Well, a couple
 of reasons.

357
00:13:57,636 --> 00:14:00,039
Number one, the house
 is under surveillance.

358
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,241
Number 2, we turned
your old room into a gym

359
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,243
and threw out
all your stuff.

360
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,679
I thought I was going to--

361
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,313
god, what is--

362
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,949
why did--
 why did you do that?

363
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,484
-Shut up.
-Listen to your brother.

364
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,568
All right,
 pull down your pants.

365
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:30,169
No.

366
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,004
Corky, I'm not going
 to give you a wedgie.

367
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,139
I'm going to put
 a wire on you.

368
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:34,940
It's uncle Leo's idea,

369
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,075
in case you get in
over your head in there.

370
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,777
Let's go.
 pull down your pants.

371
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,679
Let's go.

372
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:48,654
[Laughs]

373
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,055
-Hey.
 -come on!

374
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,258
Corky: [laughs]
  stop that.

375
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,826
Knock it off!

376
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,828
Ok. I'm sorry.

377
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:00,599
Move your hands.

378
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,404
-[Zips up pants]
 -ow! Ow! Ow!

379
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,207
All right, give me
 a sound check.

380
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,075
Go ahead.

381
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,378
♪ Twinkle, twinkle ♪

382
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:14,313
♪ little star ♪

383
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,782
♪ how I wonder
where you are ♪

384
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:20,185
All right, we're good.
 we're good.
 that's good.

385
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:23,088
-♪ B-i-n-g-- ♪
  -we're good.

386
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:23,656
Ok. all right.

387
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,291
Peter: when you get in there,
  keep a low profile.

388
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,927
Don't prance around like
 the little mermaid.

389
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,095
In and out.
 no garbage. Got it?

390
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,730
All right, you better walk
 the rest of the way.

391
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,300
You know what this
  kind of reminds me of?

392
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:35,567
When I was younger,

393
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,970
and mom dropped me off
at camp young and chubby

394
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:38,671
for overweight teens.

395
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,640
And I was crying,
 because I didn't want to go,

396
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,275
but at the end
 of the summer,

397
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,878
I was crying because
i didn't want to leave.

398
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:46,512
Isn't it weird

399
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:50,783
how things just kind of
  work out that way?

400
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:55,688
50 bucks says
 he doesn't make it

401
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,723
through the front door.

402
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:10,936
♪ There's a man
  who leads a life of danger ♪

403
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,139
♪ to everyone he meets ♪

404
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,875
♪ he stays a stranger ♪

405
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,677
♪ with every move
  he makes... ♪

406
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:20,412
[Sensor beeps]

407
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:22,481
Sir, spread your arms,
 please.

408
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:27,486
♪ Odds are he won't live
  to see tomorrow ♪

409
00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:29,154
[Device beeps]

410
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,925
Could you empty
 your pockets, please, sir?

411
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:36,328
Corky: pull me out!

412
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:44,303
Empty your pockets,
 please, sir.

413
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:55,681
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't
 realize you were an agent.

414
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,750
I didn't know you were
with the bureau.

415
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,686
Yes, I am
with the bureau.

416
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,820
Ahem.
 i'm sorry.

417
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:05,257
I just--i had
 a little too much coffee.

418
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:06,925
I'm just a little wired.

419
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:07,393
Aah!

420
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,528
I mean "wired" as in "jumpy."
 i don't mean "wired"

421
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,896
as in there's a concealed
 wire in my crotch.

422
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:13,365
Corky: I mean, an FBI agent
  wearing a concealed wire

423
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,435
in his crotch--i mean,
 that would be crazy, right?

424
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:17,836
Right?

425
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:19,438
You can go now, agent.

426
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:22,274
I will go now.
 thank you.

427
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,778
Excuse me.

428
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,313
I had a small confrontation
at the checkpoint,

429
00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:30,616
but don't worry.
 i kept a cool head,

430
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:34,086
and I eradicated
any possible suspicions.

431
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,990
Agent pissant?

432
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,161
Ah!

433
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,896
Yes. hi.

434
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,330
Uh...

435
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,765
Oh, actually,

436
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,067
that's, uh...

437
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:48,634
That's pissant.

438
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,170
Well, the transfer
 came through
 at an opportune time.

439
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,372
We could use someone
  with your experience

440
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,907
on our special
 task force.

441
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,041
Corky: ooh!

442
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,076
A special task force, huh?

443
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,845
Shuster: that's right.
An elite team
I've assembled--

444
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:00,579
the best of the best,

445
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,248
exclusively devoted to
 catching the night vulture.

446
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:03,849
Night vulture?

447
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,517
Shuster: number 6
on the most wanted list.

448
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:07,486
The biggest heroin supplier
on the east coast,

449
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:10,389
not to mention
 the most sadistic.

450
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:10,856
Grr!

451
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,758
The last 4 guys
  that ticked him off

452
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,293
ended up with
their privates severed.

453
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,462
I asked the coroner
  about the weapon.

454
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:17,396
He says there was none.

455
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:20,499
That son of a gun did it
 with his bare hands.

456
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:21,300
Oh.

457
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:22,501
I'm agent
Howard shuster,

458
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,002
station director.

459
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:24,970
Hi.

460
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,072
This is brick Davis,

461
00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:27,739
senior agent

462
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:30,142
and
 my right hand man.

463
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,143
Agent pissant.

464
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,611
Corky: uh, actually,
  that's, uh...

465
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,279
[French accent]
 it's pissant.

466
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,515
It's--it's--
 you know, it's French.

467
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,118
Shuster: Davis is
  the best man in his field.

468
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,285
Right now, he's about
  to take down

469
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,987
the city's most
  dangerous crime boss.

470
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:45,224
We're all but guaranteed
 a conviction.

471
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,258
That's just one down.

472
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:47,292
By the time I'm finished,

473
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,560
the whole family
will be in jail.

474
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,696
Shuster: I've just been
  reviewing your resume.

475
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:51,697
Quite impressive,

476
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,031
but a degree
  from Harvard,

477
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,900
3 commendations
 for bravery,

478
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,269
and an olympic medal
 for sharpshooting

479
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,471
won't get you
  out of the trenches.

480
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,572
We need all hands

481
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:02,441
on deck around here.

482
00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,443
Good day.

483
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,945
Good day.

484
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:09,848
Sir? thank you.

485
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,954
Davis: nice tie.

486
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:16,922
Thank you.

487
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:18,624
It should give
 some lucky sniper

488
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:21,126
a nice target
 to aim for.

489
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:23,162
[Laughs]

490
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,633
Probably, huh?

491
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,406
[Rummaging]

492
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,350
Just go. Go.
 i want to go home.

493
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,552
Peter:
 what happened?

494
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:47,486
Have you seen my resume?

495
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:49,154
It says I know
 5 different languages.

496
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:50,122
I'm an expert sharpshooter.

497
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,890
I'm a black belt
 in something called...

498
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,293
Gyoing gyoing gyoing
 something?

499
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,395
So the hacker
 went a little crazy.

500
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:58,363
Ah, none of this stuff
 matters.

501
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,464
Just go in there
 and get the evidence.

502
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,400
Then you can go back
 to giving hamsters enemas

503
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,268
or whatever the hell
 you do.

504
00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,070
No!

505
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:06,171
Get in there.

506
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:08,273
No, I don't wanna!

507
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:09,208
Get in there!

508
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,476
No, I don't wanna
let go!

509
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,444
I don't wanna!

510
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:13,478
I don't wanna let go!

511
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:14,646
All right. Ok, ok.

512
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:17,482
Put me down.
 put me down.

513
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,157
Paulie:
 come here.

514
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,992
Come here--

515
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:30,295
all right, forget about it,
 paulie. This is pointless.

516
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,231
You know what?
 we're going to have to have

517
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,165
an ambulance standing by

518
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:36,468
for when we break
 the news to papa.

519
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:42,441
Ok. I'll do it.

520
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,177
I'm sorry. Which way
 to the evidence room?

521
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,145
Thank you.

522
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,050
Hi.

523
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,986
You must be pissant.

524
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:55,621
Yeah.

525
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:56,822
Actually, that's...

526
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:57,856
It's pissant.

527
00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:00,525
It's--it's French.

528
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,593
I'm Russo,

529
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,296
part of the night
 vulture task force.

530
00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:06,131
Really?

531
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:07,899
Hi.

532
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,134
Heh heh.

533
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:11,503
What'd you say
 your full name was?

534
00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:14,306
Russo.
 agent Russo.

535
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,241
What a beautiful,
beautiful name.

536
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:18,510
Shuster: Russo,
  pissant, we need you.

537
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,112
He struck again.

538
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,413
You're kidding.

539
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:22,180
Who?

540
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:23,148
The night vulture.

541
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,783
A rival drug dealer was
butchered and mutilated

542
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,786
on 39th street.
 let's go.

543
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,324
Shuster: pissant!

544
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:34,459
Oh.

545
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,929
Where the hell
 is he going?

546
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:42,701
Abrasions on left elbow.

547
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:44,803
Pooling of blood
 near torso.

548
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:48,440
Victim was shot, mutilated,
and dragged.

549
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:50,475
No consistency of clumps

550
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:53,211
and bile stain
 on magazine caddy.

551
00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:56,014
Set time of death
 at 6:00 P.M.

552
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:02,120
Hi.

553
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,489
Hi. hey, ma'am,
 how are you?

554
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,458
-Hey, mister.
 -hello, agent.

555
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,528
Corky: hey, do you guys
  smell that?

556
00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:12,230
What's going on?
 how are you?

557
00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:13,532
Agent.

558
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:15,133
-Hi.
 -hi.

559
00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:17,469
Oh, sweet jeepers!

560
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:19,571
Oh, my god.

561
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:19,971
Oh, god.

562
00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:22,441
What is it?
 you got something?

563
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:24,009
What happened?

564
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,511
Corky: shouldn't
we call someone?

565
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,346
[Squish]

566
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,381
Aah! oh, my god!
 what is this?

567
00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:31,583
What is that?
 is that his wiener?

568
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:35,287
Shouldn't we have somebody
 put that back on?

569
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:38,323
Maggots--
 that is so gross.

570
00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:40,092
Maggots?
 where?

571
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,027
Right there,
 in their larval stage.

572
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,862
Maggots take
 at least 18 hours--

573
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:44,429
wait a minute.

574
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:47,466
Maggots take at least
 18 hours to hatch.

575
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:48,300
Cox:
  you're right.

576
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,068
Change the time of death
  from 6:00 P.M.

577
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,837
To before 12:00 P.M.

578
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:53,305
Good work,
 agent.

579
00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:54,406
Oh. grr!

580
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:55,540
Jackpot--a full kilo.

581
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,609
Someone want to run this
  over to evidence?

582
00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:59,778
Yes, i--i--

583
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,213
oh.

584
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:01,780
[Squish]

585
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,616
Ohh! oh! Aah!
 where is that?

586
00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:06,184
Corky: here.

587
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,253
Uhh!

588
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,529
[Sniffing]

589
00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,845
[Brakes squeal]

590
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,113
We're here.

591
00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:35,881
Nice work,
 agent.

592
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:38,417
-Oh, thanks.
 -good-bye.

593
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,589
Oh.

594
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:48,226
Well, we can't chitchat
all day, can we?

595
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:55,734
So, uh...

596
00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:58,069
Maybe I'll see you
 sometime.

597
00:23:58,069 --> 00:24:00,439
[Tires squeal]

598
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,508
-[Car alarm sounds]
 -[Whimpers]

599
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:05,610
[Dog barks]

600
00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:08,680
Hi.
 hi, poochie.

601
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,281
Hi. hi.

602
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,917
What's the matter?
 what's the matter?

603
00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:13,985
Poochie can't reach
 the water? No?

604
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:15,454
Poochie want some water?

605
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:15,987
Poochie thirsty?

606
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:19,291
There you go. You're
 a tough action police dog.

607
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,827
Yes, you are.
 yes, you are.

608
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:22,828
Yes, you are.

609
00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:24,596
Ok. oh, no.
Oh, no.

610
00:24:24,596 --> 00:24:26,898
Put that down.
 put it down. Put it down.

611
00:24:26,898 --> 00:24:28,700
Come on.
 give me the coke.

612
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,001
Give me the cocaine.

613
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,537
Come on. Come on.

614
00:24:32,537 --> 00:24:33,505
Come on.

615
00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:35,440
Let go. Let go.

616
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,980
[Whimpers]

617
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,582
[Laughs]

618
00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:44,783
[Barks]

619
00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:46,218
[Growls]

620
00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:47,252
[Barking]

621
00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:49,454
Corky: come on.
  poochie, come on.

622
00:24:49,454 --> 00:24:51,490
Come on, come on.

623
00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:53,391
Poochie.

624
00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:55,927
The evidence room--
where?

625
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:00,232
Agent pissant.

626
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:02,167
Shuster: there's
  a group of second graders
  from the junior

627
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,535
crimefighters league
 in the auditorium.

628
00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:06,571
I want you to give them
 a few words
 on law enforcement.

629
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,108
Shuster: now.

630
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,451
Woman: as a special
  treat, kids,

631
00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:22,521
we have a real live
 fbi man here

632
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,056
to talk to us
 about what it's like

633
00:25:25,056 --> 00:25:27,792
to be a federal agent.

634
00:25:32,931 --> 00:25:34,332
Thank you. Thank you.
 thank you. Thank you.

635
00:25:34,332 --> 00:25:36,401
[Feedback] thank you.
 it's a little loud.

636
00:25:36,401 --> 00:25:37,602
The clapping's
  a little loud.

637
00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,738
Yes? question? Question?
 you have a question?

638
00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:40,438
You don't have a quest--

639
00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:41,907
you don't? You don't?
 you do? You don't?

640
00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:43,041
It's kind of hot in here,
  isn't it?

641
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,376
They're making pants
 tighter now, right?

642
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,945
I don't know,
 because I don't wear jeans.

643
00:25:46,945 --> 00:25:48,780
Yes! question?

644
00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,148
I should buy a boat!

645
00:25:50,148 --> 00:25:51,983
Don't you think?
 no?

646
00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:53,552
Question?

647
00:25:53,818 --> 00:25:55,420
God, I got to just--

648
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:58,290
[hyperventilating]

649
00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:05,263
Yes! you have a question?
 no?

650
00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:07,632
You do? You don't?
 you do? You don't?

651
00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:09,868
You do? You don't?
  you do? You don't?

652
00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:11,836
Oh, no, that's cool.
  you don't have to.

653
00:26:11,836 --> 00:26:13,038
No. you know,
just do your own thing.

654
00:26:13,038 --> 00:26:14,706
I'm up here. You're
down there. That's cool.

655
00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:16,608
-[Feedback]
 -ok, so--yes?

656
00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:18,410
Yeah, yeah, I know.

657
00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:28,186
Who's this freak?

658
00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:32,424
Darnell:
  I don't know.

659
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:35,060
Davis:
  get a shot of him.

660
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:38,830
[Camera shutter clicks]

661
00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:41,433
[Taking pictures]

662
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,802
What the hell
 are you doing?

663
00:26:43,802 --> 00:26:45,437
They could be
 watching the place.

664
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:49,574
Yeah, I know. That's why
i have the disguise on.

665
00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:51,142
Ohh!

666
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,348
Peter:
who's that guy?

667
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:59,117
That's shuster.
He's the, uh...

668
00:27:00,251 --> 00:27:01,419
Director guy.

669
00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:03,088
Who's next?

670
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,124
Corky:
  that's brick Davis.

671
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:07,692
Is he the guy
 with the tan

672
00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:10,261
and the muscular
thighs?

673
00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:13,665
What?

674
00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:15,767
Who are these
2 chuckleheads?

675
00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:17,369
That's Cox and Darnell.

676
00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,137
Leo: hey, Paulie,
write up a card

677
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,538
for Cox and Darnell.

678
00:27:20,538 --> 00:27:21,239
Corky: oh, come on, Leo.

679
00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:22,974
I'm absorbing here,
 you know?

680
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:24,542
Pops: you're just lazy.

681
00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:25,944
Make out a card.

682
00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:27,512
Papa, I'm not lazy.
I--i...

683
00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:30,582
I don't even got
  my reading glasses.

684
00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:32,250
Aw, boy.

685
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:34,986
Is there
  anybody else?

686
00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:37,255
Uh...

687
00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:38,056
[Laughs]
 no.

688
00:27:38,056 --> 00:27:41,726
Peter: I thought
i saw a chick.
 yeah, here it is.

689
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:43,728
Peter: a lot of good
  that does us.

690
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:44,896
[Paulie whistles]

691
00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:46,364
I was a little
 distracted.

692
00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:49,034
Well, get undistracted,
dipstick.

693
00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:50,435
This is crunch time.

694
00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:51,803
-Sorry.
-Peter: hey, pop, relax.

695
00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:54,906
Ok, next time, I'll
 take care of the pictures.

696
00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:56,307
Paulie: all right,
  I want you to head

697
00:27:56,307 --> 00:27:58,276
straight for
  the evidence room,
  so we can just

698
00:27:58,276 --> 00:28:00,178
end this stuff today.
  you got it?

699
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,813
-Got it.
 -keep the engine running,

700
00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:04,549
because I'm going right in
 and coming right back out,

701
00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:06,351
so you guys
keep it running.

702
00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:12,757
[Click]

703
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:14,759
Hi.

704
00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:19,330
Hi.

705
00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:20,999
What you doing?

706
00:28:20,999 --> 00:28:24,269
Oh, I brought you
 something.

707
00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:26,304
Great.

708
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,608
This is just
 a little something

709
00:28:30,608 --> 00:28:32,944
to get you
through the day.

710
00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:36,581
[Laughs]

711
00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:40,685
It's funny
 because it's true.

712
00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,254
[Laughs]

713
00:28:43,588 --> 00:28:45,256
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

714
00:28:45,256 --> 00:28:46,791
I have to go now.

715
00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:48,359
Ok.

716
00:28:54,165 --> 00:28:58,703
[Beep beep beep]

717
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,842
[Beep beep beep]

718
00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:07,412
[Speaking mandarin]

719
00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:09,447
[Repeats sentence]

720
00:29:09,447 --> 00:29:11,449
Yes, I know.

721
00:29:11,449 --> 00:29:14,018
It's mandarin
 for "hello."

722
00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:16,688
I spent some time
in China myself.

723
00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:18,323
You do speak mandarin,
 don't you?

724
00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:19,257
It's on your resume.

725
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,658
Corky: yeah.
No, I actually--

726
00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:22,360
I just spoke it
  this morning.

727
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,462
I was just thrown off
by your dialect.

728
00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:27,699
I was actually taught
 the language

729
00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:31,169
by an upper-class
family,

730
00:29:32,036 --> 00:29:33,204
su sussudio.

731
00:29:33,204 --> 00:29:35,907
-You think I'm stupid,
 don't you?
 -no.

732
00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:37,408
Listen,
you little punk.

733
00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:38,910
I'm on to you.

734
00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:39,978
I don't know
 how you got this far,

735
00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:42,714
but you can't scam
 your way through the FBI.

736
00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:44,482
You better
watch your back.

737
00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:45,817
You got that?

738
00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:48,853
-You got it?
 -yeah. Mm-hmm.

739
00:29:49,988 --> 00:29:51,055
Good.

740
00:29:51,055 --> 00:29:52,724
Come on. Shuster
wants to see us.

741
00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:55,960
Davis: it's about
  the night vulture.

742
00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:57,362
[Chair
 squeaking]

743
00:29:57,362 --> 00:29:59,831
Shuster: this group
  of Neo-Nazi skinheads

744
00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:02,133
is moving
black tar heroin

745
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:03,635
for the night vulture.

746
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:04,369
They could be the vein

747
00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:07,005
that leads us
  to the motherlode--

748
00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:09,741
the night vulture himself.

749
00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:11,743
The night vulture
  is number 6

750
00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:13,411
on the most wanted list.

751
00:30:13,411 --> 00:30:14,813
Pissant.

752
00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:17,248
I want you to go in
and make a buy.

753
00:30:19,884 --> 00:30:21,486
Great!

754
00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:24,355
Corky: but don't you think
you might be, um...

755
00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:27,158
Ahem--
 wasting my talent

756
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:30,028
on something
 this simple?

757
00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:32,897
I mean, why don't you get
 agent Cox and Darnell?

758
00:30:32,897 --> 00:30:36,167
I mean, they seem like
 really sweet guys.

759
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,669
Shuster:
  we need a pro.

760
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,804
You will carry out
this assignment.

761
00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:41,472
That is all.

762
00:30:48,546 --> 00:30:49,247
Take down your pants.

763
00:30:49,247 --> 00:30:51,983
We're going to tape
 this wire to your crotch.

764
00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:58,456
Oh, no, we can't do that,
 but thank you.

765
00:30:58,456 --> 00:30:59,257
Why not?

766
00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:01,125
Corky:
  I have, uh...

767
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:04,162
Very, very
 sensitive gonads.

768
00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:05,430
All the men
in my family do.

769
00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:06,731
My grandpa
  back in world war ii

770
00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:10,935
is nicknamed
 "old cotton beans," so...

771
00:31:11,469 --> 00:31:12,503
I don't want
to hear anymore

772
00:31:12,503 --> 00:31:13,938
about
 your family's beans.

773
00:31:13,938 --> 00:31:15,740
We'll tape it
 to your chest.

774
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:17,775
Cox, give me a razor.
We'll shave him.

775
00:31:17,775 --> 00:31:18,243
Hmm?

776
00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:19,878
Skinhead: let's see
  what you got today.

777
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:23,248
Come on. Man, you're
  going to do 5 of them.

778
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:26,384
Come on, let's go,
you little wimp!

779
00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:27,518
Hurry, let's go!

780
00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:28,486
[Rock music playing]

781
00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:30,188
Skinhead: you ain't nothing.
  you suck.

782
00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:33,925
Come on, let's go.
  let's go.

783
00:31:38,129 --> 00:31:40,164
[Turns off music]

784
00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:45,703
Howdy!

785
00:31:45,703 --> 00:31:47,872
-[Cocks gun]
-What do you want, punk?

786
00:31:47,872 --> 00:31:49,307
I just thought that
 i can get some heroin,

787
00:31:49,307 --> 00:31:50,575
and then maybe
 we can all go out

788
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:53,244
and commit some
 hate crimes and stuff.

789
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,580
Haah!

790
00:31:56,147 --> 00:31:58,483
[Whimpers]

791
00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:01,753
[Feedback]

792
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,154
We lost
 transmission.

793
00:32:03,154 --> 00:32:05,156
Are we going in?

794
00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:06,057
No.

795
00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:08,760
Pissant's been in
 this situation before.

796
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,994
I'm sure he can
handle himself.

797
00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:12,997
[Crying] I've only
 been with the FBI

798
00:32:12,997 --> 00:32:16,567
for, like, 2 days!

799
00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:19,070
[Sobbing]

800
00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:22,807
Skinhead: take him to
the warehouse at pier 7.

801
00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:24,609
[Dog barking]

802
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,145
You know bad dogs
 aren't born.

803
00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:29,280
They're made.

804
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:44,228
[Brakes squeal]

805
00:32:46,764 --> 00:32:50,068
Twisted sister:
  ♪ we're not gonna take it ♪

806
00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:53,738
♪ no, we ain't gonna
  take it ♪

807
00:32:53,738 --> 00:32:55,506
♪ we're not gonna take it ♪

808
00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:57,041
-Ooh!
 -ow!

809
00:32:57,041 --> 00:32:59,177
♪ Anymore ♪

810
00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:04,816
Oh!

811
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,417
Hey!

812
00:33:08,119 --> 00:33:09,954
Skinhead: ohh!

813
00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:12,557
He must've disengaged
 his own wire

814
00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:13,424
and left with them.

815
00:33:13,424 --> 00:33:15,026
As soon as it went
 to static, we went in,

816
00:33:15,026 --> 00:33:16,461
but they were
 already gone.

817
00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:18,496
Secretary:
  sir, you have a call.

818
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:19,397
Not now.

819
00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:21,366
Sir, it's
 agent pissant.

820
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,402
[Baby talks]
 yes.

821
00:33:24,402 --> 00:33:25,970
Hey, guys.

822
00:33:26,537 --> 00:33:27,872
[Laughs]

823
00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:29,907
My god, pissant.

824
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,243
You did this
all by yourself?

825
00:33:32,243 --> 00:33:33,544
Corky: eichmann...

826
00:33:33,544 --> 00:33:35,313
Come here, eichmann.

827
00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:37,749
Eichmann, that tickles.

828
00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:44,956
[Chattering]

829
00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:47,325
Hey, hey,
 it's pissant.

830
00:33:47,325 --> 00:33:49,827
Hey!
 all right!

831
00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:58,636
Thank you.

832
00:33:58,636 --> 00:34:00,204
Thank you very much.

833
00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:01,672
Now if you'll excuse me,

834
00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:03,341
I have to go tinkle.

835
00:34:10,648 --> 00:34:12,683
[Beep beep beep]

836
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,019
[Beep beep beep]

837
00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:19,524
[Door buzzes open]

838
00:34:45,183 --> 00:34:46,517
Pissant.

839
00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:50,354
Hi.

840
00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:51,422
Oh.

841
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:53,224
I was just going
 to go find you

842
00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:55,626
and--and say hi.

843
00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:57,562
[Laughs]

844
00:34:58,329 --> 00:34:59,864
Hi.

845
00:35:00,331 --> 00:35:01,532
What you got?

846
00:35:01,532 --> 00:35:04,068
It was recovered
 at the apartment--

847
00:35:04,068 --> 00:35:05,069
the only hard evidence
 we have

848
00:35:05,069 --> 00:35:07,905
against
 the night vulture.

849
00:35:07,905 --> 00:35:08,906
Fingerprints
 all over it,

850
00:35:08,906 --> 00:35:11,509
but we haven't been able
 to get a make.

851
00:35:11,676 --> 00:35:13,277
Uhh!

852
00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:15,279
[Object shatters]

853
00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:18,816
That...
 night vulture guy...

854
00:35:18,816 --> 00:35:20,218
Phew!

855
00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:25,022
Russo: I'm going to do
  some young mu Kwon.

856
00:35:25,323 --> 00:35:27,425
Would you like
 to join me?

857
00:35:28,493 --> 00:35:30,261
[Inhales]

858
00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:32,930
[Exhales]

859
00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:37,068
You don't fit the profile
 of a typical fed.

860
00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:38,569
What do you mean?

861
00:35:38,569 --> 00:35:41,806
It's nothing bad.
 it's actually refreshing.

862
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:43,641
[Laughs]
 oh.

863
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:46,043
[Exhales]

864
00:35:46,043 --> 00:35:47,145
I'm just doing
 this FBI thing

865
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:50,381
to pay some bills before
i get to my real career.

866
00:35:50,381 --> 00:35:51,449
And what's that?

867
00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:53,351
I'm going to be
a licensed veterinarian

868
00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:56,554
and own my own
animal hospital.

869
00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:58,756
-How sweet.
-Thanks.

870
00:35:59,757 --> 00:36:01,659
Kyah, kyah, kyah!

871
00:36:02,593 --> 00:36:03,261
Mmm!

872
00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:05,396
I'm going to try
the tang soo do. Ready?

873
00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:08,166
-Yeah.
-nim-po!

874
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,767
[Feedback]

875
00:36:12,637 --> 00:36:14,438
[Snorts]

876
00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:20,945
Look, you don't have
 to go easy on me.

877
00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:22,580
What?

878
00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:23,915
See, this is what
 i'm talking about.

879
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:27,718
Every man here is afraid
 to go full contact with me.

880
00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:29,053
I'm not a weakling.

881
00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:30,922
Now come on!

882
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:31,589
Hit me.

883
00:36:31,589 --> 00:36:34,358
417 in progress.
 let's go.

884
00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:37,228
Oh. gotcha. I'm going
 to go get my thermos.

885
00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:38,663
Russo: didn't you hear him?

886
00:36:38,663 --> 00:36:40,064
A 417. Come on.

887
00:36:40,064 --> 00:36:41,532
Oh.

888
00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:46,537
Back off!

889
00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:48,272
Russo:
 situation?

890
00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:50,007
Night vulture suspect,
 heavily armed.

891
00:36:50,007 --> 00:36:52,577
He's got 7 hostages
 in that building.

892
00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:53,377
-Demands?
  -none.

893
00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:55,146
I'll go get
 my rifle.

894
00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:55,813
Wait.

895
00:36:55,813 --> 00:36:58,082
Pissant's
 our Ace in the hole.

896
00:36:58,082 --> 00:37:01,152
You know the drill.
 take him out.

897
00:37:02,653 --> 00:37:04,322
[Sighs]

898
00:37:05,456 --> 00:37:07,592
I'll blow his head off!
Now back off!

899
00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:09,660
Suspect: back off!

900
00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:17,034
God!

901
00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:18,069
Sorry.

902
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:21,439
Sorry. I was just
 lining up the shot.

903
00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:28,980
Hey, Nash Bridges,
 you got the safety on.

904
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,781
[Clicks safety off]

905
00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:33,050
[Crowd screaming]

906
00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:35,753
Oh, my dog!

907
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:38,289
[Bullets ricocheting]

908
00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:47,131
[Explosion]

909
00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:52,570
[Whimpers]

910
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,814
Man down!

911
00:38:05,182 --> 00:38:06,884
I'll cover you.

912
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,621
[Corky panting]

913
00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:14,825
A dog.

914
00:38:15,426 --> 00:38:17,495
What are you doing?
 it's dead.

915
00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:19,797
[Panting]

916
00:38:21,932 --> 00:38:24,502
Here.
 hold this.

917
00:38:25,102 --> 00:38:25,770
What?

918
00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:27,004
This looks like
 a collapsed esophagus.

919
00:38:27,004 --> 00:38:29,440
I've seen Dr. kipper
fix one of these before.

920
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,542
Fix what?
 who's Dr. kipper?

921
00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:34,011
Think, corky, think.

922
00:38:34,879 --> 00:38:38,015
Got it.
 i got it, I got it.

923
00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:40,751
[Blows]

924
00:38:41,619 --> 00:38:43,554
[Blows]

925
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:45,656
[Blows]

926
00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:47,258
[Whimpers]

927
00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:48,192
Ok, you've just been
in an accident,

928
00:38:48,192 --> 00:38:50,027
but you're going
 to be all right, ok?

929
00:38:50,027 --> 00:38:50,661
[Whimpers]

930
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:54,265
Now run along. Run along,
 run along, run along.

931
00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:56,334
[Dog yelping]

932
00:38:57,435 --> 00:38:59,603
That was amazing.

933
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,939
What was amazing?

934
00:39:01,939 --> 00:39:03,140
What--what you just did.

935
00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:05,376
You just saved
that dog's life.

936
00:39:06,744 --> 00:39:08,112
Davis: pissant.

937
00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:10,748
Can I talk to you
 for a second?

938
00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:14,618
Yeah. sure.

939
00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:20,891
Listen, how'd you do that?
 that was really something.

940
00:39:20,891 --> 00:39:21,325
Yeah?

941
00:39:21,325 --> 00:39:24,161
Yeah. how did you--
 listen, you little shrimp.

942
00:39:24,161 --> 00:39:25,363
You put my life
 on the line,

943
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:28,065
as well as every
 other agent out there.

944
00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:29,200
Now, first chance
 i get,

945
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,435
I am going to send
 you straight to hell.

946
00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:33,204
You got that?

947
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:33,804
Hello, sir.

948
00:39:33,804 --> 00:39:36,540
Pissant, what the hell
 is going on here?

949
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,376
Sir. ahem.

950
00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,311
It wasn't me.

951
00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:41,679
It was the gun.

952
00:39:41,679 --> 00:39:43,247
It was all funky.

953
00:39:43,247 --> 00:39:45,483
What the hell
 are you talking about?

954
00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:46,384
Darnell: sir...

955
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,285
I think what agent pissant
 is trying to say

956
00:39:48,285 --> 00:39:50,855
is that the perp's gun
 was a fake.

957
00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:51,756
And he's right.

958
00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:53,691
-Look.
 -[clicks]

959
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:58,229
Pissant,
you're a cowboy,

960
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,331
but you've got to keep
  the team up to speed.

961
00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:01,966
We're not used
 to an agent

962
00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:05,035
with that kind of passion
and attention to detail.

963
00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:06,904
Oh...

964
00:40:07,204 --> 00:40:08,472
I will do my best, sir.

965
00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:11,542
Sir, hostages are safe
 and accounted for.

966
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:14,044
This clown is not
 the night vulture.

967
00:40:14,044 --> 00:40:14,979
Should i
 take him in?

968
00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:17,415
No, no, no.
 let pissant do it.

969
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,150
It's his baby.

970
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,951
Uhh! uhh!

971
00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:22,887
-Uhh!
-[dials]

972
00:40:22,887 --> 00:40:23,487
[Line rings]

973
00:40:23,487 --> 00:40:25,289
Florence:
  poodles and puss--

974
00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:26,223
Florence, hi.

975
00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:28,392
How's cousin Tony
 working out?

976
00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:29,460
Florence: just fine.

977
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:33,297
In fact,
 profits are up 150%.

978
00:40:33,297 --> 00:40:34,064
What do you want?

979
00:40:34,064 --> 00:40:37,668
Can you help jojo?
 i think he's sick.

980
00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:39,570
Tony:
yeah, sure, kid.

981
00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:42,606
I'll fix him
 right up for you.

982
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:54,585
[Squeaks]

983
00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:57,788
See, kid?
 jojo's all fixed up.

984
00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:00,090
He just needed
 a new liver.

985
00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:01,258
How much?

986
00:41:01,258 --> 00:41:01,859
What do you got?

987
00:41:01,859 --> 00:41:03,727
Well, keep up
 the good work, ok?

988
00:41:03,727 --> 00:41:06,096
I'll be back
lickety-split. Bye, now.

989
00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:07,231
[Babbling]

990
00:41:07,231 --> 00:41:09,967
-[Turns radio on]
 -oh.

991
00:41:12,403 --> 00:41:14,805
♪ This will be love

992
00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:16,540
♪ because

993
00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:18,676
♪ I've had

994
00:41:18,676 --> 00:41:21,412
♪ the time of my life

995
00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:26,050
♪ and I've never felt
this way before

996
00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:28,486
♪ this, I swear

997
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,788
♪ is the truth ♪

998
00:41:31,088 --> 00:41:34,725
[Music continues,
 suspect babbling]

999
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:51,742
Sir, could you be a sport
 and open the door
 for me, please, sir?

1000
00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:55,513
[Chuckles]
 okay. I see.

1001
00:41:56,747 --> 00:41:59,950
Suspect:
  let me out of here!

1002
00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:00,985
And I'm going to--

1003
00:42:00,985 --> 00:42:02,786
sir, could you please
 not do that?

1004
00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:05,122
Sir?
 please don't do that.

1005
00:42:05,122 --> 00:42:06,590
Come on. Sir.

1006
00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:08,926
Come on.
  don't do that.

1007
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:10,828
Come on, sir.

1008
00:42:10,828 --> 00:42:12,696
Hello? hey.

1009
00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:14,365
Look out
for that truck.

1010
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,367
Ow! arm! Arm!

1011
00:42:18,936 --> 00:42:20,337
Excuse me. Sir.

1012
00:42:20,337 --> 00:42:22,072
Hi. how are you?

1013
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,008
Sir!

1014
00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:27,845
Suspect:
yee-hoo! yahoo!

1015
00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:29,813
-Yaah!
  -[Honks horn]

1016
00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:30,748
Off of the car!

1017
00:42:30,748 --> 00:42:34,752
Hey!
 i got a little problem here!

1018
00:42:34,752 --> 00:42:37,955
Corky: hey, if
i could get some help...

1019
00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:40,057
[Music playing]

1020
00:42:40,424 --> 00:42:41,592
Uh, let me get a cup

1021
00:42:41,592 --> 00:42:44,662
of the rum raisin,
 then, please.

1022
00:42:44,662 --> 00:42:45,863
We don't have
rum raisin, sir.

1023
00:42:45,863 --> 00:42:49,266
All our flavors
are listed on that sign.

1024
00:42:50,668 --> 00:42:52,169
All right, let me...

1025
00:42:52,169 --> 00:42:56,874
Give me a cup
 of the rocky road
 there, then, please.

1026
00:42:56,874 --> 00:42:58,809
Corky:
  hello? Please?

1027
00:42:58,809 --> 00:43:01,345
Hey, Paulie,
come on already!

1028
00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:03,681
Shut up!

1029
00:43:03,681 --> 00:43:05,683
-[Corky shouting over wire]
-[Honks horn]

1030
00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:09,553
All right,
just give me a cup
of the pistachio there.

1031
00:43:10,821 --> 00:43:11,422
The sign s--

1032
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,390
what are you looking at,
 pantywaist, huh?

1033
00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:14,825
You suck!

1034
00:43:14,825 --> 00:43:15,993
You suck! Suck! Suck!

1035
00:43:15,993 --> 00:43:20,998
The keys are right there.
 if you could just...
 turn off the car.

1036
00:43:20,998 --> 00:43:22,666
Suspect: whoo-hoo!

1037
00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:24,068
Whoa!

1038
00:43:25,469 --> 00:43:27,538
[Corky whimpers]

1039
00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:33,210
Cory, look out!

1040
00:43:34,411 --> 00:43:36,614
Get off of my car!

1041
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,449
Don't put the--

1042
00:43:38,749 --> 00:43:40,050
sir--

1043
00:43:40,050 --> 00:43:42,019
[tires squeal]

1044
00:43:42,486 --> 00:43:43,954
Aah!

1045
00:43:44,822 --> 00:43:46,290
Aah!

1046
00:43:50,394 --> 00:43:52,763
[Crowd chattering]

1047
00:43:53,597 --> 00:43:54,832
What the hell is the matter
with you, jerk?

1048
00:43:54,832 --> 00:43:58,202
You nearly got us killed.
 what are you, retarded? Huh?

1049
00:43:58,202 --> 00:43:59,236
What happened?
You ok?

1050
00:43:59,236 --> 00:44:00,638
Darnell:
 is everybody ok here?

1051
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:01,338
Oh, I'm fine.
You ok?

1052
00:44:01,338 --> 00:44:03,574
Corky: I'm in control.
 just a little Fender bender.

1053
00:44:03,574 --> 00:44:05,943
I'm totally
  in control.

1054
00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:07,678
[Starts engine]

1055
00:44:07,678 --> 00:44:09,713
What are you doing here?

1056
00:44:10,914 --> 00:44:12,182
All right,
out of the car.

1057
00:44:12,182 --> 00:44:13,317
Davis:
  come on, let's do it.

1058
00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:17,154
-Assume the position.
 -aw, come on!

1059
00:44:19,890 --> 00:44:21,959
Against the car.

1060
00:44:26,196 --> 00:44:28,866
What the hell
 is all this stuff?

1061
00:44:29,299 --> 00:44:31,769
Peter: I'm helping
my cousin move.

1062
00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:33,871
Davis: ok, boys,
  tear this car apart.

1063
00:44:33,871 --> 00:44:36,540
Leave no seat
  unslashed.

1064
00:44:37,207 --> 00:44:38,776
Hold it!

1065
00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:42,212
What?

1066
00:44:42,212 --> 00:44:45,249
This guy just
 called me a dork.

1067
00:44:46,917 --> 00:44:47,685
No, he didn't.

1068
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:50,354
-No. yeah, he did.
 -i don't think he did.

1069
00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:51,789
I read his lips.

1070
00:44:51,789 --> 00:44:53,624
This guy?

1071
00:45:00,564 --> 00:45:03,467
[Whispering]
 it's me. Corky. Hi.

1072
00:45:16,513 --> 00:45:20,284
On the ground.
 both of you!

1073
00:45:27,024 --> 00:45:29,359
All fours.
 all fours.

1074
00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:32,896
I got a little gift
for you.

1075
00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:36,133
Sorry I didn't have time
 to wrap it.

1076
00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:43,474
Hey, pissant, take it easy,
people are watching.

1077
00:46:05,529 --> 00:46:06,864
[Farts]

1078
00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:13,904
Hey, pissant,
 relax, man.

1079
00:46:13,904 --> 00:46:17,141
I mean, technically,
 they didn't do anything wrong.

1080
00:46:17,141 --> 00:46:19,376
Corky: get outta here!

1081
00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:21,111
Rarr!

1082
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,580
What the hell
 are you doing?

1083
00:46:24,348 --> 00:46:25,182
[Sighs]

1084
00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:27,718
Look, Davis,
you're too soft.

1085
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,421
[Snickers]

1086
00:46:31,889 --> 00:46:33,791
Ahem. sir.

1087
00:46:36,426 --> 00:46:38,495
[Doorbell rings]

1088
00:46:38,896 --> 00:46:40,397
I'm sorry!
Move it!

1089
00:46:40,397 --> 00:46:42,399
Move it!
 ow!

1090
00:46:43,534 --> 00:46:45,335
You're lucky there were
 no chicks watching.

1091
00:46:45,335 --> 00:46:48,739
Now, did you at least
  get the evidence?

1092
00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:50,941
No. I don't have it.

1093
00:46:50,941 --> 00:46:53,811
-Oh, for--
  -you don't understand.

1094
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:56,814
I am so close
i can taste it.

1095
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,448
Where is it?

1096
00:46:58,448 --> 00:46:59,983
I left it in the gym.

1097
00:46:59,983 --> 00:47:02,152
Corky, what if
 somebody finds it?

1098
00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:04,521
No, it's ok!
 it's in my briefcase!

1099
00:47:04,521 --> 00:47:07,024
It has my name...

1100
00:47:07,024 --> 00:47:07,624
On it.

1101
00:47:07,624 --> 00:47:08,625
Peter:
  I ain't tellin' pops.

1102
00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:11,395
The hospital says
 he's getting worse.

1103
00:47:12,396 --> 00:47:14,565
They're sending a wet nurse
over here, petey.

1104
00:47:14,565 --> 00:47:17,701
I think you mean
 registered nurse.

1105
00:47:17,701 --> 00:47:20,103
Oh, really?
Is that what you think,
Mr. educated?

1106
00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:21,605
So now I'm
 the stupid one, huh?

1107
00:47:21,605 --> 00:47:23,407
Let me tell you
  something, corky,

1108
00:47:23,407 --> 00:47:25,776
when you was
 in vegetarian school,

1109
00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:26,343
tugging llamas,

1110
00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:29,546
I was running numbers
 for pops, you understand me?

1111
00:47:29,546 --> 00:47:30,447
-Get outta here!
  -out!

1112
00:47:30,447 --> 00:47:34,284
And don't you come back--
 do not come back without
 the evidence, you hear me?

1113
00:47:34,284 --> 00:47:36,386
-All right, I'm going!
 -[Crash]

1114
00:47:36,386 --> 00:47:39,723
You know what?
 evidence! Evidence!

1115
00:47:41,758 --> 00:47:43,660
Hi, corky.

1116
00:48:03,647 --> 00:48:05,649
Looking for this?

1117
00:48:08,585 --> 00:48:11,555
-I can explain.
-Explain it to shuster.

1118
00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:12,990
Ok.

1119
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:16,860
How about now?

1120
00:48:16,860 --> 00:48:17,561
Now's good.

1121
00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:19,663
Pissant,
  we need you asap.

1122
00:48:19,663 --> 00:48:21,698
Not now.
 we're busy.

1123
00:48:21,698 --> 00:48:22,666
This is priority.

1124
00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:24,868
A major heroin buy is
going down in Chinatown.

1125
00:48:24,868 --> 00:48:26,837
We think the night
 vulture's supplying.

1126
00:48:26,837 --> 00:48:28,005
No. that's
a waste of time.

1127
00:48:28,005 --> 00:48:30,107
Now, get back to the
 planetarium like I told you.

1128
00:48:30,107 --> 00:48:32,843
It's a virtual who's who
 of night vulture suspects.

1129
00:48:32,843 --> 00:48:34,177
Sir, I don't know
 who your source is,

1130
00:48:34,177 --> 00:48:37,247
but we've been
 to the planetarium,
 and it's on the level.

1131
00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:38,582
Nothing but field trips
and old women.

1132
00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:40,150
Exactly! the night vulture's
 a chameleon!

1133
00:48:40,150 --> 00:48:44,821
It's just the kind of place
 a sadistic son of a witch
 like that would call home!

1134
00:48:44,821 --> 00:48:47,357
Sorry, sir. This is
 direct from shuster.

1135
00:48:47,357 --> 00:48:48,492
We're going
 to Chinatown,

1136
00:48:48,492 --> 00:48:50,527
and we're taking
pissant with us.

1137
00:48:54,298 --> 00:48:54,831
What's up, guys?

1138
00:48:54,831 --> 00:48:57,935
The seller's from Vietnam,
 the buyer's from Thailand.

1139
00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,437
Sounds cool.
 where do I come in?

1140
00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:02,439
You translate.

1141
00:49:05,208 --> 00:49:06,677
Perfect.

1142
00:49:15,018 --> 00:49:17,321
[Speaking foreign language]

1143
00:49:20,824 --> 00:49:22,392
What did he say?

1144
00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:27,264
He said that you have
very kind eyes.

1145
00:49:29,366 --> 00:49:31,835
Tell him
 i said thank you.

1146
00:49:41,111 --> 00:49:42,579
What?

1147
00:50:10,874 --> 00:50:12,743
What is going on?

1148
00:50:24,621 --> 00:50:26,089
Aah!

1149
00:50:27,758 --> 00:50:29,259
Someone get me outta here!

1150
00:50:29,259 --> 00:50:32,696
Peter! Paul!
 get me outta here!

1151
00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:38,735
♪ You can ring my bell

1152
00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:42,406
oh, yeah, that's what
 i'm talkin' about.

1153
00:50:42,406 --> 00:50:46,510
♪ Ring my,
  you can ring my bell ♪

1154
00:50:46,510 --> 00:50:48,712
[Clucking]

1155
00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:53,517
[Spits]

1156
00:50:56,286 --> 00:50:58,155
[Gunfire]

1157
00:51:03,527 --> 00:51:05,529
[Whimpering]

1158
00:51:06,430 --> 00:51:09,733
Ah, damn.
 they both got away.

1159
00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:14,171
No. pissant got one.

1160
00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:16,273
[Chuckles]

1161
00:51:16,273 --> 00:51:19,376
You just reminded him of
 this horse thief he once knew,

1162
00:51:19,376 --> 00:51:22,646
and I defended your honor,

1163
00:51:22,646 --> 00:51:24,181
and he grew angry.

1164
00:51:24,181 --> 00:51:25,816
You got
 a cool head, man.

1165
00:51:25,816 --> 00:51:28,652
Goin' down on your knees,
 crying like a girl?

1166
00:51:28,652 --> 00:51:29,186
That was great!

1167
00:51:29,186 --> 00:51:32,689
That's something I learned
 from our friend the possum.

1168
00:51:32,689 --> 00:51:36,093
It's a tactic he would use
 to thwart off his enemies.

1169
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:39,596
-We'll back you up
any time, pissant.
 -mm-hmm.

1170
00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:40,330
Call me corky.

1171
00:51:40,330 --> 00:51:42,999
-My name's Terrence.
 -hey.

1172
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:46,002
-I'm Bob.
 -hey, Bob.

1173
00:51:46,002 --> 00:51:49,039
You guys want to get
 an orange Julius or something?

1174
00:51:49,039 --> 00:51:49,673
We can't.

1175
00:51:49,673 --> 00:51:51,775
Brick is sending us
 to collect evidence

1176
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:54,144
on some
 underground casino.

1177
00:51:54,144 --> 00:51:55,579
Do you guys know
 where Kate is, by chance?

1178
00:51:55,579 --> 00:51:58,482
She'd probably get a kick
 out of this whole thing,
 don't you think?

1179
00:51:58,482 --> 00:52:00,684
-She's gone.
-What do you mean, gone?

1180
00:52:00,684 --> 00:52:02,152
We're not at Liberty
to discuss that.

1181
00:52:02,152 --> 00:52:04,654
Yeah, I know.
 she didn't leave a note...

1182
00:52:04,654 --> 00:52:10,694
Or joke or little poem,
 by chance, did she?

1183
00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:13,130
Nope. see ya.

1184
00:52:13,463 --> 00:52:14,631
Bye.

1185
00:52:14,631 --> 00:52:15,432
Shuster: pissant!

1186
00:52:15,432 --> 00:52:18,502
Give me one good reason
  I shouldn't can
  your butt right now

1187
00:52:18,502 --> 00:52:19,803
for breaking protocol
  with that Romano file?

1188
00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:24,341
Sir, I just wanted to get
 a closer look at the file
 and lend my expertise, sir.

1189
00:52:24,341 --> 00:52:26,943
You don't walk in
  and take evidence!

1190
00:52:26,943 --> 00:52:28,812
You fill out an x-7-4!

1191
00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:31,214
And then you get it
approved by a superior!

1192
00:52:31,214 --> 00:52:31,815
You got that?

1193
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:35,886
Sir, the bottom line is,
 because I got so excited,

1194
00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:36,853
I forgot
 to follow procedures,

1195
00:52:36,853 --> 00:52:40,824
but I do take
 full responsibility
 for my actions, sir.

1196
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:44,928
Pissant,
 you're an honest man.

1197
00:52:44,928 --> 00:52:48,265
That's a rare quality
 in this day of buck-passing.

1198
00:52:48,265 --> 00:52:49,599
I kind of admire that.

1199
00:52:49,599 --> 00:52:50,467
Oh, what the hell?!

1200
00:52:50,467 --> 00:52:53,370
He just confessed
 to breaking protocol!

1201
00:52:53,370 --> 00:52:56,173
At least he had
 the guts to admit it.

1202
00:52:57,707 --> 00:53:01,111
We can all take a page
 out of pissant's book.

1203
00:53:01,711 --> 00:53:03,547
Good day.

1204
00:53:05,148 --> 00:53:06,583
Hi.

1205
00:53:22,165 --> 00:53:23,800
-[Doorbell rings]
-[Little girl voice] Hi.

1206
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,369
You guys want some cookies?

1207
00:53:30,073 --> 00:53:31,942
[Sighs]
 i'm sorry, you guys.

1208
00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:33,243
What is it, corky?

1209
00:53:33,243 --> 00:53:36,279
I couldn't get the--
 sweet jeepers!

1210
00:53:36,279 --> 00:53:37,881
[Gasps]
  ay, dios mio!

1211
00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:39,849
What is she doing here?

1212
00:53:39,849 --> 00:53:41,218
That's Esperanza,
dad's new nurse.

1213
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,452
Don't worry
 about her, corky.

1214
00:53:42,452 --> 00:53:44,521
She don't speak
 a word a english.

1215
00:53:44,521 --> 00:53:46,690
How do you know my name?

1216
00:53:46,690 --> 00:53:48,658
-What?
-corky.

1217
00:53:48,658 --> 00:53:51,228
You said that name again.

1218
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:52,629
Ha ha ha ha!

1219
00:53:52,629 --> 00:53:54,264
Why are you
 freakin' out?

1220
00:53:54,264 --> 00:53:57,200
Corky: I'm gonna go,
uh, make some...

1221
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:00,136
Toaster strudel
 for everyone.

1222
00:54:00,136 --> 00:54:04,341
Anyone? I assume
 everyone wants one.

1223
00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:11,948
[Whispering] what the
hell are you doing here?

1224
00:54:11,948 --> 00:54:12,849
What the hell are
you doing here?

1225
00:54:12,849 --> 00:54:14,217
And why are you
 dressed like that?

1226
00:54:14,217 --> 00:54:18,722
I just...Came from a girls
 of America meeting and...

1227
00:54:18,722 --> 00:54:20,156
I sponsor
 one of the girls,

1228
00:54:20,156 --> 00:54:21,825
and it's traditional
 that you wear

1229
00:54:21,825 --> 00:54:23,760
these outfits
at the meetings.

1230
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:24,995
Look, I don't have time
 to talk about it, ok?

1231
00:54:24,995 --> 00:54:26,763
What the hell are
 you doing here?
 answer my question!

1232
00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:28,198
I realized no one's
 gonna just hand me

1233
00:54:28,198 --> 00:54:29,799
a good undercover case,
 so I made shuster

1234
00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:32,502
send me in here
 to collect more evidence.

1235
00:54:32,502 --> 00:54:36,339
-What about you?
-I'm...Undercover, too.

1236
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,108
That is so typical!

1237
00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:40,644
Shuster gave me his word
that he wouldn't
send a man to cover me.

1238
00:54:40,644 --> 00:54:43,913
No, i-i was just here first.
 that's why I'm here now.

1239
00:54:43,913 --> 00:54:45,849
How come shuster
 didn't say anything?

1240
00:54:45,849 --> 00:54:46,383
He doesn't know.

1241
00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:49,019
You're undercover without
 clearance or backup?
 that's insane!

1242
00:54:49,019 --> 00:54:50,754
Yeah, I know.
 it's crazy, isn't it?

1243
00:54:50,754 --> 00:54:54,357
Uh, look, this area
 is totally covered.

1244
00:54:54,357 --> 00:54:55,592
You can back off now.

1245
00:54:55,592 --> 00:54:57,827
No. I worked hard
for this. You back off.

1246
00:54:57,827 --> 00:54:59,863
Look, I don't have time
 to fight with you, ok?

1247
00:54:59,863 --> 00:55:02,299
I don't want you
 to get hurt.

1248
00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:04,934
I don't need you
 to protect me.

1249
00:55:05,101 --> 00:55:06,936
-Fine.
 -fine.

1250
00:55:14,210 --> 00:55:17,380
♪ Romeo loved Juliet

1251
00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:20,750
♪ Juliet, she felt
the same

1252
00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:24,354
♪ when he put his arms
around her... ♪

1253
00:55:24,354 --> 00:55:26,656
[Whispering]
 i gotta go.

1254
00:55:33,263 --> 00:55:36,966
Huh? huh? I can't
 believe this stuff.

1255
00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:37,767
What happened?

1256
00:55:37,767 --> 00:55:42,272
Down at the casino,
 they caught a couple of
 chumps with hidden cameras.

1257
00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:42,839
Who are they?

1258
00:55:42,839 --> 00:55:45,241
Paulie: couple of your
 little FBI buddies.

1259
00:55:54,384 --> 00:55:56,019
Black beauty.

1260
00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:57,887
[Spanish accent]
  black beauty.

1261
00:55:57,887 --> 00:56:01,424
You know, I read
 this book to my son.

1262
00:56:01,558 --> 00:56:03,326
Pops: now you
try readin' it.

1263
00:56:03,326 --> 00:56:05,395
Go ahead.
 i'm gonna help you.

1264
00:56:05,395 --> 00:56:08,431
"The--the
 m-m-mor-morning..."

1265
00:56:08,431 --> 00:56:09,899
Very good.

1266
00:56:09,899 --> 00:56:11,835
Sound it out.

1267
00:56:11,835 --> 00:56:13,036
Sound it out.

1268
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,772
Russo:
  "the mor-morn..."

1269
00:56:16,306 --> 00:56:18,041
Pops: "...Ing."

1270
00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,809
Russo: "ing."

1271
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:34,858
Whoa. where do you
 think you're goin'?

1272
00:56:34,858 --> 00:56:36,826
Into the
 underground casino.

1273
00:56:36,826 --> 00:56:38,261
I heard you have
excellent craps,

1274
00:56:38,261 --> 00:56:41,698
and I'm in a crappy
mood, so...Heh heh heh.

1275
00:56:42,599 --> 00:56:44,267
You can't go in there.

1276
00:56:44,267 --> 00:56:46,102
Says who?

1277
00:56:46,770 --> 00:56:49,973
Lady said beat it!
 understand?

1278
00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:52,342
Oh...yes, sir.

1279
00:56:52,342 --> 00:56:54,144
That's a good
 little bozo.

1280
00:56:54,144 --> 00:56:56,613
Now bounce this
 jive fool.

1281
00:56:56,613 --> 00:56:58,915
Corky: aah! Uhh.

1282
00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:03,753
It's gonna take a heck
of a lot more than that.

1283
00:57:04,187 --> 00:57:06,556
♪ I took a walk
around the world

1284
00:57:06,556 --> 00:57:09,159
♪ to ease
my troubled mind

1285
00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:10,693
♪ I left my body lying

1286
00:57:10,693 --> 00:57:13,630
♪ somewhere
  in the sands of time

1287
00:57:13,630 --> 00:57:15,465
♪ but I watched
  the world

1288
00:57:15,465 --> 00:57:15,932
hey!

1289
00:57:15,932 --> 00:57:18,535
♪ Fold to the dark side
  of the moon

1290
00:57:18,535 --> 00:57:22,939
♪ I feel there's
nothin' I can do

1291
00:57:23,506 --> 00:57:25,074
♪ yeah ♪

1292
00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:35,418
Ow! oh!

1293
00:57:35,418 --> 00:57:37,420
God, my nose!

1294
00:57:39,389 --> 00:57:41,858
Woman: you pervert!

1295
00:57:41,858 --> 00:57:43,693
-What?
 -[spraying]

1296
00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:44,260
♪ If I go crazy

1297
00:57:44,260 --> 00:57:47,630
♪ then will you still
  call me superman?

1298
00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:49,632
♪ If I'm alive and well ♪

1299
00:57:49,632 --> 00:57:51,468
♪ will you be there
to hold my hand?

1300
00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:52,702
But I didn't
 do anything!

1301
00:57:52,702 --> 00:57:54,404
♪ I'll keep you
  by my side ♪

1302
00:57:54,404 --> 00:57:57,907
♪ with my superhuman
  might ♪

1303
00:57:57,907 --> 00:57:59,742
Aah! aah!

1304
00:58:02,445 --> 00:58:04,581
[Woman yelling]

1305
00:58:04,781 --> 00:58:06,716
Uhh! god!

1306
00:58:08,017 --> 00:58:10,987
-[Banging on door]
-Woman: Get out!

1307
00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:17,093
[Gasping]

1308
00:58:18,895 --> 00:58:20,196
Uh! ha ha ha!

1309
00:58:20,196 --> 00:58:22,098
Uhh! uhh!

1310
00:58:22,098 --> 00:58:24,634
Ahh. ahh. Ahh.

1311
00:58:27,604 --> 00:58:28,671
Uhh!

1312
00:58:28,671 --> 00:58:30,440
You again.

1313
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,341
[Snarls]

1314
00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,643
Ooh! aah!

1315
00:58:37,213 --> 00:58:39,115
[Whimpers]

1316
00:58:42,719 --> 00:58:44,087
Hmm?

1317
00:58:44,087 --> 00:58:46,155
Woman: aah!

1318
00:58:53,930 --> 00:58:55,231
Hmm?

1319
00:58:55,231 --> 00:58:57,133
[Neck cracking]

1320
00:58:58,201 --> 00:58:59,769
Waaaaah!

1321
00:59:04,874 --> 00:59:06,843
Waaaaah!

1322
00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:08,778
Waaaaah!

1323
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,416
Man: let's introduce
  him to shaky.

1324
00:59:15,118 --> 00:59:17,086
Get in there.

1325
00:59:17,287 --> 00:59:21,591
Hey, come on, you guys.
 someone's gonna get hurt.

1326
00:59:21,991 --> 00:59:24,661
[Shaking and yelling]

1327
00:59:37,106 --> 00:59:38,241
Sorry, Mr. Romano.

1328
00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:39,976
I had no idea you were
with the family.

1329
00:59:39,976 --> 00:59:42,145
A-ah, d-don't w-worry
 ab-bout it.

1330
00:59:42,145 --> 00:59:44,414
You g-guys are just
 d-doing your j-job.

1331
00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:45,782
Is there anything
 i can get you?

1332
00:59:45,782 --> 00:59:46,883
No, b-but if it's
 ok with you,

1333
00:59:46,883 --> 00:59:48,985
m-maybe I can take
 m-my friends with me?

1334
00:59:48,985 --> 00:59:51,688
That's another one
 we owe you, corky.

1335
00:59:51,688 --> 00:59:52,422
Yeah, what a waste.

1336
00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:54,657
We should have
 been helping you catch
 the night vulture.

1337
00:59:54,657 --> 00:59:58,928
If you could,
 just don't tell the guys
 in the department.

1338
00:59:58,928 --> 01:00:02,131
Mum's the w-word.
 w-b-b-b-b-ah!

1339
01:00:11,574 --> 01:00:13,109
[Gasps]

1340
01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:17,146
Pssst!

1341
01:00:17,246 --> 01:00:19,449
[Whispering]
 shh! quiet!

1342
01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:23,152
Why are you still here?
 it's 3:00 in the morning.

1343
01:00:23,886 --> 01:00:24,821
Russo: I'm a live-in.

1344
01:00:24,821 --> 01:00:27,290
That's what
the informant arranged.

1345
01:00:27,991 --> 01:00:30,026
Informant?
what informant?

1346
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:38,501
Ay!

1347
01:00:38,501 --> 01:00:40,536
-De corvato.
  -heh heh heh.

1348
01:00:40,536 --> 01:00:43,139
Soy una senorita.
[Sighs]

1349
01:00:43,139 --> 01:00:43,906
Peter: what?

1350
01:00:43,906 --> 01:00:45,408
I don't know
 what that was.

1351
01:00:45,408 --> 01:00:47,377
[Door closes]

1352
01:00:55,151 --> 01:00:56,519
You tomcattin'
 son of a gun!

1353
01:00:56,519 --> 01:00:59,055
I had no idea you were
 such a ladies' man.

1354
01:00:59,055 --> 01:00:59,656
Ha ha! Yeah.

1355
01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:02,191
Yeah, she's livin' here
2 days, you're already
 poundin' her.

1356
01:01:02,191 --> 01:01:04,027
I was thinkin'
 about makin' a move
 on her myself,

1357
01:01:04,027 --> 01:01:07,230
but, you know.
 i can get
 another broad.

1358
01:01:07,430 --> 01:01:09,332
Say, Pete.

1359
01:01:12,435 --> 01:01:14,003
I haven't seen you with
a woman in a long time.

1360
01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:17,340
In fact, I don't think I've
 ever seen you with a woman.

1361
01:01:17,607 --> 01:01:20,810
Well, I just haven't
found the right filly
 yet, that's all.

1362
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,012
Do you remember
 when we were kids

1363
01:01:23,012 --> 01:01:25,548
and how we watched
 that Christmas special
 about Rudolph,

1364
01:01:25,548 --> 01:01:28,084
and how Rudolph knew
 he was secretly different

1365
01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:29,285
from all
 the other reindeer?

1366
01:01:29,285 --> 01:01:31,254
And then, you know,
 rudolph tried to hide it,

1367
01:01:31,254 --> 01:01:32,755
but that just,
 you know, ended up

1368
01:01:32,755 --> 01:01:35,625
making Rudolph
 angry and scared.

1369
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:38,061
And then he met
 hermey the elf, remember?

1370
01:01:38,061 --> 01:01:41,397
[High-pitched voice]
 and he--he didn't--i didn't--
 he didn't like to make toys.

1371
01:01:41,397 --> 01:01:44,834
And, uh, but that
 actually made Rudolph

1372
01:01:44,834 --> 01:01:47,804
feel like it was ok
to be different.

1373
01:01:49,172 --> 01:01:50,707
Do you remember that?

1374
01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:53,443
I don't have time
for this stuff.

1375
01:02:19,335 --> 01:02:21,304
Come with me.

1376
01:02:23,372 --> 01:02:24,340
[Door closes]

1377
01:02:24,340 --> 01:02:28,644
Agent Davis just brought
this to my attention.
You wanna explain that?

1378
01:02:30,446 --> 01:02:34,517
Heh heh. Kinda
 looks like me, doesn't it?
 little...

1379
01:02:35,618 --> 01:02:37,754
It's because it
 is you, Judas.

1380
01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:40,156
Right in the belly
 of the beast.

1381
01:02:40,156 --> 01:02:41,524
Looks like
Mr. mcfeely here

1382
01:02:41,524 --> 01:02:43,993
has been sleeping
with the enemy.

1383
01:02:44,527 --> 01:02:45,862
Don't you see, sir?

1384
01:02:45,862 --> 01:02:47,396
He's been
 stealing evidence

1385
01:02:47,396 --> 01:02:49,465
for the family
the whole time.

1386
01:02:49,966 --> 01:02:52,335
Well, it's not
 gonna happen.

1387
01:02:53,903 --> 01:02:56,272
I'm gonna make
 sure of that.

1388
01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:01,611
Pissant, is this true?

1389
01:03:03,246 --> 01:03:04,313
No, this is some--

1390
01:03:04,313 --> 01:03:05,915
this isn't me.
 it's some postman.

1391
01:03:05,915 --> 01:03:07,483
-Davis: it's you.
  -it's not.

1392
01:03:07,483 --> 01:03:09,051
-It is, too.
 -no, it isn't.

1393
01:03:09,051 --> 01:03:10,419
-Yes, it is.
-Is not.

1394
01:03:10,419 --> 01:03:11,554
-It is you.
-Isn't!

1395
01:03:11,554 --> 01:03:13,356
-Yes, it is you.
 -it's not me!

1396
01:03:13,356 --> 01:03:15,558
Knock it off,
 davis.

1397
01:03:16,225 --> 01:03:19,495
Corky deserves a chance
 to explain himself.

1398
01:03:19,929 --> 01:03:21,998
Davis:
  knock it off?

1399
01:03:21,998 --> 01:03:24,433
You know, this buddy-buddy
 shtick between you two

1400
01:03:24,433 --> 01:03:26,903
is really starting
 to wear thin.

1401
01:03:26,903 --> 01:03:27,770
What are you talking about?

1402
01:03:27,770 --> 01:03:30,173
Davis: you know damn well
what I'm talking about!

1403
01:03:30,173 --> 01:03:32,675
Pissant this
 and pissant that.

1404
01:03:32,675 --> 01:03:35,111
Hey, I got an idea.
 let's send pissant.

1405
01:03:35,111 --> 01:03:37,380
Well, I'm sick of
  hearing about pissant.

1406
01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:39,415
When's the last time
  you talked about me?

1407
01:03:39,415 --> 01:03:41,117
When's the last time
 you congratulated me

1408
01:03:41,117 --> 01:03:43,853
on a hostage
 negotiation situation?

1409
01:03:43,853 --> 01:03:44,720
Or said, "hey, Davis,

1410
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:48,057
bang-up job on
  that wiretap"? Hmm?

1411
01:03:48,591 --> 01:03:50,626
It's like
 i don't even exist.

1412
01:03:50,626 --> 01:03:51,761
That's not true.

1413
01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:53,162
Yes, it is!

1414
01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:54,831
The other day,
i wore my badge

1415
01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:56,866
on the outside
 of my left lapel,

1416
01:03:56,866 --> 01:03:58,301
just to see
if you'd notice.

1417
01:03:58,301 --> 01:04:02,572
Did you notice?
 no. I got nothin'.

1418
01:04:02,572 --> 01:04:04,941
I'm sorry. Maybe I was
 a little bit busy.

1419
01:04:04,941 --> 01:04:08,177
Yeah! talkin' about
 how great pissant is!

1420
01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:09,679
[Door opens]

1421
01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:10,213
[Knock on door]

1422
01:04:10,213 --> 01:04:13,449
Hey, Howard.
 you wanted
 to see us?

1423
01:04:13,449 --> 01:04:14,116
Howard?!

1424
01:04:14,116 --> 01:04:16,152
What happened
 to "sir"?

1425
01:04:16,152 --> 01:04:17,653
It's "Mr. shuster."

1426
01:04:17,653 --> 01:04:20,790
And what is with
 those ridiculous ties?

1427
01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:24,260
It's this jiggling little
 fruitcake, isn't it?

1428
01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:25,828
Hey!
 relax, brick.

1429
01:04:25,828 --> 01:04:27,029
It's agent Davis.

1430
01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:28,531
Shuster:
  he's right.

1431
01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:30,366
Relax, brick.

1432
01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:35,671
You're right.

1433
01:04:36,772 --> 01:04:38,307
I'm sorry...Howard.

1434
01:04:38,307 --> 01:04:39,108
That's
 agent shuster!

1435
01:04:39,108 --> 01:04:41,110
Oh, what?
 i can't call you
 by your first name

1436
01:04:41,110 --> 01:04:44,614
'cause I'm not
 a member of the
 groovy tie squad?

1437
01:04:44,614 --> 01:04:46,749
No, it's because
you're an idiot.

1438
01:04:46,749 --> 01:04:48,584
I am not.

1439
01:04:49,018 --> 01:04:50,219
Yeah, you are.

1440
01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:51,053
Everyone thinks
you are.

1441
01:04:51,053 --> 01:04:52,588
Including
  your wife.

1442
01:04:52,588 --> 01:04:55,091
Why do you think
 she left you?

1443
01:04:56,058 --> 01:04:59,128
Well, her job
relocated her to Paris.

1444
01:04:59,128 --> 01:05:00,963
Get real.
Right now she's up
in kennebunkport

1445
01:05:00,963 --> 01:05:04,533
gettin' poked
 by some lobster
 fisherman.

1446
01:05:06,335 --> 01:05:08,170
Davis: aah!

1447
01:05:08,170 --> 01:05:09,772
Shuster:
  come on, easy!

1448
01:05:09,772 --> 01:05:10,840
Davis: you're dead!

1449
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:12,174
Shuster: at ease!

1450
01:05:12,174 --> 01:05:14,043
[Yelling]

1451
01:05:14,143 --> 01:05:16,646
Davis:
  I'm gonna kill you!

1452
01:05:19,181 --> 01:05:20,716
[Gasps]

1453
01:05:20,850 --> 01:05:21,984
Corky,
 you scared me.

1454
01:05:21,984 --> 01:05:24,287
Why are you
 still here?

1455
01:05:24,387 --> 01:05:25,554
I'm not leaving
 until I get

1456
01:05:25,554 --> 01:05:28,624
the old man on tape
 talking about murder.

1457
01:05:28,624 --> 01:05:29,558
Murder?

1458
01:05:29,558 --> 01:05:30,893
I thought we were
 trying to get him

1459
01:05:30,893 --> 01:05:33,896
for gambling or tax evasion,
 things like that.

1460
01:05:33,896 --> 01:05:34,797
No, that's nothing.

1461
01:05:34,797 --> 01:05:37,266
We wanna put him away
 for life.

1462
01:05:41,504 --> 01:05:43,172
Look... [sighs]

1463
01:05:43,172 --> 01:05:45,074
This assignment
 is over, ok?

1464
01:05:45,074 --> 01:05:46,409
You've gotta
get out of here.

1465
01:05:46,409 --> 01:05:47,877
No, I'm not done.

1466
01:05:47,877 --> 01:05:49,679
It's straight
 from shuster.

1467
01:05:49,679 --> 01:05:51,380
You're through.

1468
01:06:29,752 --> 01:06:32,788
Well, I did it.
 i got your evidence.

1469
01:06:32,788 --> 01:06:33,589
You did?

1470
01:06:33,589 --> 01:06:35,157
Yeah, only
 you know what?

1471
01:06:35,157 --> 01:06:36,559
I'm thinking about
giving it back.

1472
01:06:36,559 --> 01:06:37,960
-What?
 -kidnapping?

1473
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,296
And--and--and--
 and murder?

1474
01:06:40,296 --> 01:06:42,798
What did you--what did you--
 what did you think,

1475
01:06:42,798 --> 01:06:44,834
that I just wasn't
 gonna figure it out?

1476
01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:47,870
Corky, I've been involved
 in my share of scams,

1477
01:06:47,870 --> 01:06:50,339
but I never done
 none of those things.

1478
01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:51,307
That's baloney.

1479
01:06:51,307 --> 01:06:52,375
You gotta
 believe me.

1480
01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:54,477
Why? why would i
 believe you?

1481
01:06:54,477 --> 01:06:56,812
I swear on
 your mother's eyes,

1482
01:06:56,812 --> 01:06:58,180
I never done
 those things.

1483
01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,415
Where did you
 get this?

1484
01:06:59,415 --> 01:07:02,284
It's right--
 it's here...In...

1485
01:07:02,284 --> 01:07:04,153
I don't know
 specifically where,

1486
01:07:04,153 --> 01:07:05,621
but it's here
in the sworn testimony.

1487
01:07:05,621 --> 01:07:09,358
Pops, check out
 the Hooters on this broad.

1488
01:07:09,358 --> 01:07:11,260
Testimony.

1489
01:07:11,827 --> 01:07:14,563
Testimony by who?

1490
01:07:14,563 --> 01:07:17,166
Testimony?
 you got the evidence?

1491
01:07:17,166 --> 01:07:20,669
Hey, petey,
  he got the evidence!

1492
01:07:34,116 --> 01:07:35,718
Good job, kid.

1493
01:07:35,718 --> 01:07:38,354
Yeah, I knew you had
  the grapes for it.

1494
01:07:38,354 --> 01:07:40,322
Tell you what,
 i'll get rid of this.

1495
01:07:40,322 --> 01:07:41,590
Corky:
 wait a minute.

1496
01:07:41,590 --> 01:07:42,958
Not until I get
 some answers here,

1497
01:07:42,958 --> 01:07:45,895
'cause there are some
 serious accusations
 in this file.

1498
01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:47,463
Please, corky, since when
 do you give a damn

1499
01:07:47,463 --> 01:07:48,931
about anything having to do
with this family?

1500
01:07:48,931 --> 01:07:52,068
Corky, let
 the adults talk.
 come here.

1501
01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:54,503
Now, you done
 a good job,

1502
01:07:54,503 --> 01:07:55,971
you got
 the evidence,

1503
01:07:55,971 --> 01:07:58,340
but you don't
 belong here.

1504
01:07:58,340 --> 01:07:59,975
So go home.

1505
01:08:13,022 --> 01:08:16,859
Paulie: oh, yeah! We are
  back in business, fellas.

1506
01:08:16,859 --> 01:08:17,626
Pops is back.

1507
01:08:17,626 --> 01:08:19,929
Peter:
  I'll drink to that!

1508
01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:29,171
Men: ha ha ha ha!

1509
01:08:34,810 --> 01:08:36,846
Peter: let's
  talk about...

1510
01:08:36,846 --> 01:08:38,280
What are
 you still doin' here?

1511
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:39,815
Don't you got some
 puppies to breastfeed

1512
01:08:39,815 --> 01:08:41,117
or some stuff
 like that?

1513
01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:43,652
I'm not going anywhere
 until I'm damn well ready,

1514
01:08:43,652 --> 01:08:45,855
'cause I am sick
 of being your lapdog.

1515
01:08:45,855 --> 01:08:49,758
Ooh, the other sister's
standing up for herself.

1516
01:08:50,693 --> 01:08:53,129
Ooh! hey! Ow! Oh!

1517
01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:57,166
I'm as much a part
 of this family as
 either one of you.

1518
01:08:57,166 --> 01:08:58,601
I put my life
 on the line.

1519
01:08:58,601 --> 01:09:00,936
I kept pops
 out of jail.

1520
01:09:00,936 --> 01:09:01,904
I paid my dues.

1521
01:09:01,904 --> 01:09:03,906
Now you start
 showing me

1522
01:09:03,906 --> 01:09:05,407
a little gosh darn
respect!

1523
01:09:05,407 --> 01:09:06,208
Paulie: all right!

1524
01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:09,745
You're a part
 of this family.
 now get off of me.

1525
01:09:11,413 --> 01:09:14,016
You wanna try that with me,
you little punk?

1526
01:09:14,917 --> 01:09:17,086
Don't you touch him!

1527
01:09:17,086 --> 01:09:18,988
Pops, you're gonna
 get excited.

1528
01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:21,023
Shut up.
 i'm already excited.

1529
01:09:21,023 --> 01:09:23,058
Now leave
 your brother alone.

1530
01:09:23,058 --> 01:09:24,627
Oh, sure, pops.
 take his side.

1531
01:09:24,627 --> 01:09:26,295
You always do
 take his side.

1532
01:09:26,295 --> 01:09:27,897
What are you
 talkin' about?

1533
01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:29,231
Paulie: you sent
him to college.

1534
01:09:29,231 --> 01:09:30,332
You never sent me
 to college.

1535
01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:33,869
You showed that
  nurse more respect
  than you showed me!

1536
01:09:33,869 --> 01:09:36,739
I saw you teachin'
her how to read!

1537
01:09:36,872 --> 01:09:38,874
You never taught me
 how to read!

1538
01:09:38,874 --> 01:09:42,578
Which is why
 i still don't know
 how to read!

1539
01:09:42,578 --> 01:09:43,979
Pops:
  don't be ridiculous.

1540
01:09:43,979 --> 01:09:44,980
Of course
 you know how to read.

1541
01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:48,017
I see you with magazines
 all the time.

1542
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:51,520
Penthouse, swank, hustler.

1543
01:09:55,257 --> 01:09:57,493
Oh, shoot.

1544
01:09:58,093 --> 01:09:59,361
Paulie: you remember
that--that time

1545
01:09:59,361 --> 01:10:01,163
I got arrested
  at Tony roma's

1546
01:10:01,163 --> 01:10:04,400
for exposing myself
 in the ladies' room?

1547
01:10:04,466 --> 01:10:05,935
I thought it was
the men's room!

1548
01:10:05,935 --> 01:10:09,505
And what about
 the time that uncle Leo
 sent me to the store

1549
01:10:09,505 --> 01:10:10,940
for a carton
 of marlboros

1550
01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:11,974
and I come back
with a--

1551
01:10:11,974 --> 01:10:14,843
with a carton
 of tampons?

1552
01:10:14,843 --> 01:10:16,879
Feminine products!

1553
01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:19,481
You thought
 it was funny, right?

1554
01:10:19,481 --> 01:10:23,085
I was upstairs
 in my room crying.

1555
01:10:24,153 --> 01:10:25,754
Don't stare at me like
I'm some kind of a freak

1556
01:10:25,754 --> 01:10:28,090
because I'll tell you
  all something else.

1557
01:10:28,090 --> 01:10:30,059
He's a fairy.

1558
01:10:36,465 --> 01:10:38,334
No, I'm not, pops.

1559
01:10:38,334 --> 01:10:40,436
Huh...i'm not--
i love boobies.

1560
01:10:40,436 --> 01:10:41,036
Oh, baloney.

1561
01:10:41,036 --> 01:10:42,471
You got a collection
 of mesh tank tops.

1562
01:10:42,471 --> 01:10:45,841
You got a poster
  of Matthew Perry
  up in your bedroom.

1563
01:10:45,841 --> 01:10:49,044
You got
divas live on DVD,
for god's sakes.

1564
01:10:49,044 --> 01:10:50,045
You are one big maggot.

1565
01:10:50,045 --> 01:10:53,582
Well, at least
 i can read the labels,
 you illiterate scum!

1566
01:10:53,582 --> 01:10:54,883
Take it back,
you fruit loop.

1567
01:10:54,883 --> 01:10:56,952
You want me to learn you
how to spell "dead man"?

1568
01:10:56,952 --> 01:10:58,821
How 'bout some
 of this, then?

1569
01:10:58,821 --> 01:11:00,889
How 'bout this, eh?

1570
01:11:00,889 --> 01:11:03,692
Stop it!
 just stop it.

1571
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:06,295
Ooh, help me,
I'm gay.

1572
01:11:06,295 --> 01:11:08,097
Ooh, I can't read.

1573
01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:09,131
I don't care
how gay you are,

1574
01:11:09,131 --> 01:11:11,867
and I don't care
 how stupid you are.

1575
01:11:12,468 --> 01:11:15,404
Get over it! Ok?

1576
01:11:16,171 --> 01:11:18,107
Get over it.

1577
01:11:18,907 --> 01:11:20,376
Huh?

1578
01:11:22,344 --> 01:11:24,713
-[Sobbing]
 -[sobbing]

1579
01:11:24,713 --> 01:11:28,117
-I can't read.
 -I'm a fruit.

1580
01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:30,252
All right. Shh.

1581
01:11:31,654 --> 01:11:32,688
All right.

1582
01:11:32,688 --> 01:11:35,557
[Sighs] all right,
 everybody out of the room.

1583
01:11:35,557 --> 01:11:37,893
I need to speak
to my father...

1584
01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:39,995
Alone.

1585
01:11:39,995 --> 01:11:42,765
-Really, I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry, too.

1586
01:11:44,933 --> 01:11:47,670
Corky! look at you!

1587
01:11:48,003 --> 01:11:49,938
Takin' control
 of the family.

1588
01:11:49,938 --> 01:11:52,741
I never thought
I'd see the day.

1589
01:11:52,808 --> 01:11:54,810
I never thought
i would, either.

1590
01:11:54,810 --> 01:11:57,880
You know what you
 looked like just now?

1591
01:11:58,147 --> 01:11:59,748
Your mother.

1592
01:11:59,748 --> 01:12:01,583
Your mother
 was the glue

1593
01:12:01,583 --> 01:12:03,285
that held this
family together.

1594
01:12:03,285 --> 01:12:06,121
You got
 the same instincts.

1595
01:12:06,188 --> 01:12:08,824
I see a lot
 of her in you.

1596
01:12:14,563 --> 01:12:16,498
Is that why
 you sent me away?

1597
01:12:16,498 --> 01:12:17,366
Pops: you know what?

1598
01:12:17,366 --> 01:12:21,070
I sent you away
 because I love you.

1599
01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:24,340
You're not cut out
 for this business.

1600
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:27,576
You're cut out
 for something better.

1601
01:12:27,576 --> 01:12:29,611
And you proved that.

1602
01:12:29,611 --> 01:12:31,747
I just wanted to be
 part of the family,

1603
01:12:31,747 --> 01:12:33,082
just on my own terms.

1604
01:12:33,082 --> 01:12:35,784
You are part
 of the family.

1605
01:12:36,685 --> 01:12:38,687
You're my son.

1606
01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,805
For what it's worth,
i believe you didn't
 do those things.

1607
01:12:56,805 --> 01:12:59,908
And I think I know why
 they think you did.

1608
01:13:00,909 --> 01:13:02,911
[Clock ticking]

1609
01:13:13,155 --> 01:13:14,590
[Sighs]

1610
01:13:14,590 --> 01:13:16,191
Peter! Paulie!
 come quick!

1611
01:13:16,191 --> 01:13:17,359
Dad's having
a heart attack!

1612
01:13:17,359 --> 01:13:19,528
Leo, call
 the doctor!

1613
01:13:34,143 --> 01:13:35,878
He's gone, Leo.

1614
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:37,880
His last words,
  Leo...

1615
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:40,249
He was calling out
for you.

1616
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:44,186
Now's your chance
 to make your peace.

1617
01:13:50,359 --> 01:13:52,528
Why would pissant
 steal the evidence?

1618
01:13:52,528 --> 01:13:54,396
Davis: he's been in bed
with 'em since day one.

1619
01:13:54,396 --> 01:13:56,565
Just hope he hasn't
 killed Russo yet.

1620
01:13:56,565 --> 01:13:59,935
God, I haven't been
 on a raid in 10 years.

1621
01:14:00,702 --> 01:14:03,739
All right, ladies.
 are we ready to rock and roll?

1622
01:14:03,739 --> 01:14:05,307
[Guns cocking]

1623
01:14:13,382 --> 01:14:15,317
Look, pop...

1624
01:14:16,585 --> 01:14:19,555
I may be a liar,
 and I may be a coward,

1625
01:14:19,555 --> 01:14:20,923
but all I ever wanted

1626
01:14:20,923 --> 01:14:23,692
was a shot at
 running the business.

1627
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:28,864
I'm sorry I gave you
 a heart attack, you old jerk.

1628
01:14:30,032 --> 01:14:32,501
I just wanted you
out of the way.

1629
01:14:32,835 --> 01:14:34,169
Oh!

1630
01:14:34,169 --> 01:14:38,140
But I swear to god, pop,
 if you were alive right now,

1631
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:42,211
I'd tell the feds that none
 of the stuff I said was true.

1632
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:45,414
Leo: I swear
  on my father's name.

1633
01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:48,016
That rat buzzard.

1634
01:14:49,618 --> 01:14:51,787
Pops: old jerk, huh?

1635
01:14:52,888 --> 01:14:54,923
-[Cocks gun]
 -sorry, Leo.

1636
01:14:54,923 --> 01:14:56,892
Just lookin' out
for the family.

1637
01:14:56,892 --> 01:15:00,028
Corky! you set this up?

1638
01:15:00,128 --> 01:15:02,397
And now you're going
 to arrest me?

1639
01:15:02,397 --> 01:15:04,166
Ha! that's a laugh.

1640
01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:07,102
You're the biggest sissy
 in the world.

1641
01:15:07,102 --> 01:15:09,838
Don't you ever
 call my son a sissy.

1642
01:15:09,838 --> 01:15:13,075
You know, I can't believe
 we trusted you, Leo.

1643
01:15:13,075 --> 01:15:13,909
[Gun cocks]

1644
01:15:13,909 --> 01:15:17,045
So now you're giving out
 lectures on ethics?

1645
01:15:18,447 --> 01:15:20,883
Ha, yeah,
i know that one.

1646
01:15:21,149 --> 01:15:24,753
So what are you?
 a fed or one of them?

1647
01:15:24,753 --> 01:15:25,988
Corky:
I'm one of them.

1648
01:15:25,988 --> 01:15:28,590
I was pretending
 to be a fed.

1649
01:15:29,558 --> 01:15:31,126
Because?

1650
01:15:31,660 --> 01:15:33,061
Because I didn't
think my father

1651
01:15:33,061 --> 01:15:34,596
deserved to die
in jail.

1652
01:15:34,596 --> 01:15:37,499
So where did I fit
 into your little plan?

1653
01:15:37,499 --> 01:15:39,167
[Gun cocks]

1654
01:15:39,167 --> 01:15:42,404
I may be illiterate,
 but I'm not stupid.

1655
01:15:42,404 --> 01:15:44,306
[Gun cocks]

1656
01:15:44,473 --> 01:15:46,008
Freeze.

1657
01:15:46,108 --> 01:15:47,509
[Gun cocks]

1658
01:15:47,509 --> 01:15:48,911
Who the hell
are you?

1659
01:15:48,911 --> 01:15:49,845
Brick Davis.

1660
01:15:49,845 --> 01:15:52,014
Oh.
 freeze, brick.

1661
01:15:52,648 --> 01:15:54,650
[Guns cocking]

1662
01:15:57,352 --> 01:15:58,353
[Shouting]

1663
01:15:58,353 --> 01:16:00,923
Freeze! drop
 your weapons! Now!

1664
01:16:02,024 --> 01:16:04,126
Put 'em
 on the ground!

1665
01:16:08,163 --> 01:16:10,299
-Drop your weapons!
 -drop it!

1666
01:16:10,299 --> 01:16:12,167
You put
 the gun down!

1667
01:16:12,167 --> 01:16:14,236
Put your
 weapons down!

1668
01:16:43,298 --> 01:16:44,833
Shuster: Russo,
  you wanna tell me

1669
01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:46,635
what the hell's
 going on here?

1670
01:16:46,635 --> 01:16:47,502
Sir, these--

1671
01:16:47,502 --> 01:16:49,171
what's going on?
 the guy that did it

1672
01:16:49,171 --> 01:16:50,238
just run out
 of the room,

1673
01:16:50,238 --> 01:16:53,442
and you're standing here
 in your orange tie

1674
01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:54,543
wondering
what's going on.

1675
01:16:54,543 --> 01:16:57,679
Sir, corky went after
 the real criminal.

1676
01:16:57,679 --> 01:16:59,247
I knew it.

1677
01:16:59,247 --> 01:17:01,383
Corky's one of us!

1678
01:17:11,793 --> 01:17:13,295
Ok.

1679
01:17:22,771 --> 01:17:27,075
[Boing!]

1680
01:17:28,276 --> 01:17:30,278
[Boing! boing!]

1681
01:17:32,047 --> 01:17:33,448
[Boing!]

1682
01:17:34,883 --> 01:17:36,451
[Boing!]

1683
01:17:38,387 --> 01:17:40,522
[Boing! boing!]

1684
01:17:41,790 --> 01:17:43,258
Uhh!

1685
01:17:45,427 --> 01:17:47,462
Better face facts,
 little man.

1686
01:17:47,462 --> 01:17:48,430
Your luck just ran out.

1687
01:17:48,430 --> 01:17:50,732
Wanna tell me
 what time it is...

1688
01:17:50,732 --> 01:17:52,668
Mr. night vulture?

1689
01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:54,670
Good one.
I'll take that.

1690
01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:56,705
You know,
i never thought
I'd live to see the day

1691
01:17:56,705 --> 01:18:00,976
that an FBI agent would
 be peddling smack.

1692
01:18:00,976 --> 01:18:01,877
Don't act so surprised.

1693
01:18:01,877 --> 01:18:04,146
J. Edgar hoover
 used to wear a dress.

1694
01:18:04,146 --> 01:18:04,813
Just tell me why, brick.

1695
01:18:04,813 --> 01:18:07,983
I don't know.
 i suppose it made him
 feel sexy.

1696
01:18:07,983 --> 01:18:08,817
Not hoover, you!

1697
01:18:08,817 --> 01:18:11,153
I think it's time
 to get on with the meeting.

1698
01:18:11,153 --> 01:18:12,454
What meeting?

1699
01:18:12,454 --> 01:18:15,490
The meeting
between your genitals...

1700
01:18:15,824 --> 01:18:17,959
And this knife.

1701
01:18:18,093 --> 01:18:19,494
What's going on?

1702
01:18:19,494 --> 01:18:21,463
He's the night vulture.

1703
01:18:21,463 --> 01:18:21,997
What?

1704
01:18:21,997 --> 01:18:24,099
Corky,
 watch out.

1705
01:18:26,601 --> 01:18:29,438
Corky and Russo:
  nim...Ha!

1706
01:18:33,475 --> 01:18:35,677
Move in!
 let's go!

1707
01:18:36,845 --> 01:18:37,979
What the hell
 are you doing?

1708
01:18:37,979 --> 01:18:40,882
Brick is
 the night vulture.

1709
01:18:42,584 --> 01:18:44,152
Russo:
it's true, sir.

1710
01:18:44,152 --> 01:18:46,755
Oh, god, Howard.

1711
01:18:50,592 --> 01:18:52,627
Take me away. Oh!

1712
01:18:52,627 --> 01:18:55,630
My god, corky. That's two
 you've given us today.

1713
01:18:55,630 --> 01:18:59,901
No, sir, that's two
we've given you.

1714
01:19:00,302 --> 01:19:02,204
Heh. well.

1715
01:19:02,938 --> 01:19:05,407
Looks like we have more
to look forward to, huh?

1716
01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:09,878
I'm afraid not, Howard.
 i got other plans.

1717
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,482
[Laughs]

1718
01:19:13,482 --> 01:19:18,720
Hmm. heh heh heh.
 let's go.

1719
01:19:19,521 --> 01:19:21,890
Let's hit the gym.

1720
01:19:24,392 --> 01:19:26,394
[Bells ringing]

1721
01:19:26,561 --> 01:19:28,463
Yay, corky!

1722
01:19:40,308 --> 01:19:41,843
Bravo!

1723
01:19:43,078 --> 01:19:44,646
Russo!

1724
01:19:54,689 --> 01:19:58,794
Corky, you made me
so proud of you.

1725
01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:00,028
I love you.

1726
01:20:00,028 --> 01:20:02,397
I love you, too,
 daddy.

1727
01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:06,601
I got an announcement
 to make.

1728
01:20:06,935 --> 01:20:09,337
My son here,
this big lug...

1729
01:20:09,337 --> 01:20:13,175
He's a fruit, and i
don't care who knows it.

1730
01:20:13,175 --> 01:20:16,611
Come here, you gay buzzard.
I love you.

1731
01:20:16,745 --> 01:20:18,780
I love you, too.

1732
01:20:18,780 --> 01:20:22,851
The other one,
 he can't read a stop sign.

1733
01:20:22,851 --> 01:20:25,387
And I wouldn't have it
 any other way.

1734
01:20:25,387 --> 01:20:28,623
Come here,
 you freakin' moron.

1735
01:20:28,623 --> 01:20:30,692
I love you.

1736
01:20:36,731 --> 01:20:38,400
Corky, get out of here

1737
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,602
before I punch you
 in the mouth.

1738
01:20:40,602 --> 01:20:42,170
Ok, dad.

1739
01:20:42,938 --> 01:20:44,840
[Cheering]

1740
01:20:51,112 --> 01:20:54,249
Hey, corky, good luck
 with the vet business.

1741
01:20:54,249 --> 01:20:54,716
Oh!

1742
01:20:54,716 --> 01:20:56,184
I know you're
 gonna do just fine.

1743
01:20:56,184 --> 01:20:58,687
Dr. kipper, I will
 never forget you.

1744
01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:01,323
-Congratulations.
-thanks.

1745
01:21:18,607 --> 01:21:24,145
♪ "L" is for the way
  you look at me

1746
01:21:24,145 --> 01:21:30,218
♪ "o" is for
  the only one I see

1747
01:21:30,218 --> 01:21:36,758
♪ "v" is very,
  very extraordinary

1748
01:21:36,758 --> 01:21:43,531
♪ "e" is even more than
  anyone that you adore can

1749
01:21:43,531 --> 01:21:49,371
♪ love is all
  that I can give to you

1750
01:21:49,371 --> 01:21:55,677
♪ love is more than
  just a game for two

1751
01:21:55,677 --> 01:21:59,314
♪ two in love
  can make it

1752
01:21:59,314 --> 01:22:02,183
♪ take my heart and please
don't break it

1753
01:22:02,183 --> 01:22:07,555
♪ love was made
  for me and you

1754
01:22:33,214 --> 01:22:39,421
♪ "l" is for the way
  you look at me

1755
01:22:39,421 --> 01:22:45,527
♪ "o" is for
  the only one I see

1756
01:22:45,527 --> 01:22:51,399
♪ "v" is very,
  very extraordinary

1757
01:22:51,399 --> 01:22:58,006
♪ "e" is even more than
  anyone that you adore can

1758
01:22:58,006 --> 01:23:03,778
♪ love is all
  that I can give to you

1759
01:23:03,778 --> 01:23:10,151
♪ love is more than
  just a game for two

1760
01:23:10,151 --> 01:23:13,221
♪ two in love
  can make it

1761
01:23:13,221 --> 01:23:16,491
♪ take my heart and please
don't break it

1762
01:23:16,491 --> 01:23:21,830
♪ love was made
  for me and you

1763
01:23:22,330 --> 01:23:28,269
♪ love was made
  for me and you

1764
01:23:28,536 --> 01:23:34,743
♪ love was made
for me and you ♪