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I always thought
death would be different.
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I expected a great wave of
realization to sweep over me.
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Suddenly, the meaning of life
would be answered along with
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every other question
I ever had.
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But there was
nothing to realize.
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I was dead.
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- What?!
- Are you Sheryl Phillips?
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What, did I forget to put my
trash bins away or something?
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No, ma'am. Your son has died.
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His body was found in the school
parking lot this morning.
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A few days ago,
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right here where I'm standing,
clover high school senior
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Carson Phillips lost his life
when he was struck by lightning.
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A service will be held this Sunday
at clover community chapel.
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He will be missed.
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# It's so hard #
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# to say goodbye #
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# to yesterday ##
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And... My funeral sucks.
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Goodbye, Carson.
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You've seen my end.
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But where do I begin?
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I remember when I realized I was
different from everyone else.
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My name is Carson.
My mom says I was named Carson
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because that's what was on TV
when I was conceived.
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When something takes away something
else, what do we call that?
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- Not addition, but...
- Homicide.
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I was advanced at a young age.
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Most of the founding fathers
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were closeted homosexuals
and slave owners.
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My reports were always
more thorough than my peers.
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I'm serious.
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I remember when I discovered
the power of words
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and how easy it was to escape into
a world of my own by using them.
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It was a pleasant environment.
Three sheets to the wind, too.
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You're already.
At least leave me one beer.
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Carson, this is the last time
you'll ever see your grandfather!
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- I know what he looks like!
- Stop fighting me!
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Stand up.
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- Boo!
- Ahh!
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What the hell
is wrong with you?!
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It was lame. I know, I know.
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The kid's a puss.
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I remember the day
grandma came to live with us.
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Grandma!
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It's the fifth time
you found her
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wondering around town.
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Oh, mom.
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And now
she's in the linen closet.
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Your bedroom is the next door.
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And the day
that grandma got sick.
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- I wrote you a story, grandma.
- Oh, let's see.
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"Once upon a time,
there was a boy."
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Well, it could use
a little development,
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but it's a great beginning.
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The whole neighborhood
remembers the night
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that dad left.
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We just started going back to counseling.
You can't just do this.
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Yeah, well, I'm leaving.
I can't take this.
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- Where are you going?!
- Anywhere but here.
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- That's mine!
- That is not yours.
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I...Thank you.
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You can't come back!
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No!
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I hate you!
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I hate you!
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Screw it.
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If anyone asks, we're Jewish.
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It's been me and mom
ever since.
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Mom, wake up.
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You passed out again.
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- Wake up, mom.
- Oh, Jesus!
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Congratulations.
You survived the night.
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Oh, Jesus. If you were descent,
you would just let me sleep.
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If I was descent,
I'd just put you to sleep.
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My God. My head.
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You know, the morning
isn't supposed to hurt.
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I don't have to go to school.
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Why do I have to get up?
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Here.
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Are you sure
you're supposed to be drinking
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with all those pills
Dr. Diehler's giving you?
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Dr. Wheeler. Why don't you just
leave that to the professionals?
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Can I have my other glass
back, please?
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It's in the sink.
Get it yourself.
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You know, you make me wish I'd
had that abortion in the '90s.
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- That makes two of us.
- Go to school already!
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Go! Go! Go!
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And if I am still sleeping
when you get home,
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don't you dare put my hand
in a bowl of water again.
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Shut up.
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Bye. Love you, too.
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Would you bring me
my pillow back?!
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Close the shades.
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I hate you.
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High school.
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Society's bright idea
to put all their aggressive,
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self righteous, pubescent, naive
youth into one environment
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to torment and emotionally
scar each other for life.
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Cattle, cattle, cattle, cattle!
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Shakespeare once wrote
that life is but a dream.
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And that's exactly
how I lived my life,
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from one dream to the next.
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Hating every update of reality.
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Well, the "I" stands for
an imaginary number.
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Okay, hold up. There are
imaginary numbers now?
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Are there unicorns the next lesson?
Can someone please
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teach me something useful,
like how to balance a checkbook?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why did I get a "c" on this?
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- This is a great paper.
- The assignment was to pick
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either evolution or creationism
and provide background evidence
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as to why
you believe that theory.
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I know. I picked evolution.
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I said that it's obvious creatures
can adapt to their environments
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because I no longer
have the urge to throw things
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at students
who believe in creationism.
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Right?
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Right?
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I believe in creationism.
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Exhibit "a."
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Welcome to career day
here at the counseling center.
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Right, I'm sure
you saw our flier.
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And you know, we're here to
just sort of help you kiddos
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establish your future career
options, what do you want to do...
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I know the exact career
that I want.
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Okay. What is it, munchkin?
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I want to be the editor
of the New Yorker
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and the youngest freelance
journalist to be published
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in the New York times, LA times, Boston
herald, and the Chicago tribune.
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You have had some time
to think about this then, huh?
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- Every day since I was eight.
- Okay. Well...
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What about college? I can help you
decide what college to go to.
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Uh, no. I've got
to get into Northwestern.
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All right.
Where is that exactly?
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- Illinois.
- Never heard of it.
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I've put 17 good years
into this town, okay?
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People spend less time
in prison for murder sentences.
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- Is that true?
- Yes. Yes, look it up.
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I've been the president
of the writers' club
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and the editor of the newspaper
since sophomore year
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just to better my chances
of getting into that school.
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That is so smart.
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- Wow.
- It's been challenging.
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So I've already applied
and I meet all the requirements.
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I just haven't
heard back from them.
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So I'd appreciate it if you um,
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maybe found out why.
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Okay. And that is something that I would do?
I would call them?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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I will do anything
to get into that school.
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- I mean anything.
- I'm on it.
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But since you're here,
how 'bout you just fill out this
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clover community college
application.
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'Cause with every application,
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I get a point
towards a juice cup.
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Ahem. Do you juice?
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Because it's really
changed how I feel.
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Last week's edition of
the clover high chronicle
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was yet another disappointment.
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We did have new material
for each of the sections,
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but once again, it was
all written by me.
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Now this, this has to stop.
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This is not the
Carson Phillips chronicle.
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All right? It's the
clover high chronicle.
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Carson Phillips. Clover high.
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Hopefully,
this week will be different.
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Dwayne! Do you have that movie
review ready for manslaughter 3 yet?
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- Yes.
- Yeah?
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- No.
- No.
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I went, but I passed out.
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You didn't tell me
it was gonna be in 3d.
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- It wasn't.
- Whoa.
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Vicki. Do you have
your weather report ready?
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- What?
- Your weather report.
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Yeah, it's cloudy.
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Okay. Thank you, Vicki.
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Progress, right?
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And uh, Emilio,
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do you have a section
you'd like to tackle this week?
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Uh... I love America.
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Okay. Great.
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I love the aphorism.
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We'll create a patriotic
section just for you.
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Now.
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Moving onto creative writing.
Does anyone have any
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- short stories or...
- Yes, I did write
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- a short story.
- Fantastic. Let's hear it.
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Um...
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This is written by Malerie.
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"It was the best of times.
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"It was the worst of times.
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It was the age of wisdom."
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Malerie. You didn't write that.
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Yeah, it's in my handwriting.
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But um...
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If you don't believe me then...
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Please come back tomorrow
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with something, with anything.
And don't forget that there's
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a writers' club meeting
in case any of you
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change your mind
about wanting to join.
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Or change your personalities.
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There was never anything
to do in clover...
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Besides jamba juice
and cow tipping.
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There's no "h" in suck!
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So to entertain ourselves,
we all became
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diehard club members.
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We had the cheerleaders.
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She smells like gluten.
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Yearbook club led by
the human mosquito known as
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- Remy Baker.
- No!
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I don't want any fatties on
the back to school night page!
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I don't want to expose
my grandchildren to a bunch of
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obese sophomores...
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By body is sacred.
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The celibacy club.
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It's time that we're treated
like the treasures that we are.
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And, five, six, seven, eight!
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There was the drama club.
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Always written, directed,
and produced by Scott Thomas.
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Okay. I've been giving
this a lot of thought.
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Meryl Streep as mama rose.
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- Thoughts? Thoughts?
- Yeah, it's done.
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Hugs. Hugs.
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And then the athletes.
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Boys, can you freeze fire?
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Hot stuff, can you freeze fire?
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Yes.
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Well, um...
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Have you seen the movie
the last airbender?
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No. I sleep with girls.
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Oh. Um, well, you know...
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In certain dimensions, yes.
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You just
completely blew my mind.
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Can I get a close-up
of your bicep?
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And of course,
worse than detention,
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the writers' club.
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Hi, Malerie.
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I wrote another
short story for the chronicle.
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Great. Let's hear it.
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It's um...
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This one,
I think you're gonna like it.
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It's probably my best one.
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Call me Ishmael.
Some years ago,
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never mind how long precisely...
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Malerie.
Did you really write this?
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No.
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You saw right through me.
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I'm a complete disappointment.
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
I mean, writing takes time.
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Your own words would help, too.
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But I can't think of
any ideas myself.
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Like, I have no imagination.
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All God blessed me with
was this flawless complexion
255
00:12:58,075 --> 00:13:00,175
and really good
table tennis skills.
256
00:13:00,176 --> 00:13:02,612
I'm like, Asian good.
257
00:13:02,613 --> 00:13:04,379
How do you do it?
258
00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,616
I...
259
00:13:06,617 --> 00:13:09,953
Uh, well, I don't...
260
00:13:09,954 --> 00:13:13,256
Don't try to find the ideas.
261
00:13:13,257 --> 00:13:15,190
Let the ideas find you.
262
00:13:15,191 --> 00:13:18,360
It's one of the most
amazing experiences.
263
00:13:18,361 --> 00:13:21,430
You know, finding something
to write about or uh...
264
00:13:21,431 --> 00:13:24,166
Realizing something
for the first time.
265
00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,201
It comes out of nowhere
266
00:13:26,202 --> 00:13:27,970
and then it just hits you
267
00:13:27,971 --> 00:13:30,138
and it's all
you can think about
268
00:13:30,139 --> 00:13:32,175
and it goes through your body,
269
00:13:32,176 --> 00:13:34,243
and it tries to escape and, and
270
00:13:34,244 --> 00:13:37,146
be expressed
in any way possible.
271
00:13:37,147 --> 00:13:41,617
I mean, it's uh...
272
00:13:41,618 --> 00:13:45,123
- It's a lot like um...
- Lightning.
273
00:13:46,123 --> 00:13:48,657
Yeah, yeah.
274
00:13:48,658 --> 00:13:50,626
Exactly.
275
00:13:50,627 --> 00:13:53,161
Yeah, exactly.
276
00:13:53,162 --> 00:13:55,064
Yeah. Well, don't worry.
277
00:13:55,065 --> 00:13:58,001
You'll find something
to write about soon.
278
00:13:58,002 --> 00:14:00,302
Attention
student council members.
279
00:14:00,303 --> 00:14:02,705
There's a meeting
in the activities office.
280
00:14:02,706 --> 00:14:06,008
They only have these meetings
when they think I've gone home.
281
00:14:06,009 --> 00:14:08,610
The joke's on them.
I never go home.
282
00:14:08,611 --> 00:14:11,147
Yeah, either do I.
283
00:14:11,148 --> 00:14:13,483
'Cause home is overrated.
284
00:14:13,484 --> 00:14:15,584
So is M&M's world.
285
00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:17,552
Seriously.
286
00:14:17,553 --> 00:14:19,723
I often fantasized
about various torture methods
287
00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:22,257
I would rather have been
experiencing than sitting in a
288
00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:24,392
- student council meeting.
- And I'm happy to report
289
00:14:24,393 --> 00:14:25,763
that there will be enough trailers
and trucks for all the clubs
290
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,597
to have floats at homecoming.
291
00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:29,365
It was run
by our student body president
292
00:14:29,366 --> 00:14:31,501
Claire Mathews.
You know, that girl.
293
00:14:31,502 --> 00:14:33,735
The one that
probably shits cupcakes.
294
00:14:33,736 --> 00:14:36,171
And as excited as
we all are about homecoming,
295
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:38,674
we need to choose a theme
for the Sadie Hawkins dance.
296
00:14:38,675 --> 00:14:40,444
It'll be here
sooner than we think.
297
00:14:40,445 --> 00:14:42,612
- Okay, any ideas?
- "Fun under the sun."
298
00:14:42,613 --> 00:14:44,479
That screams
"skin cancer" to me.
299
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,516
It would be fun.
300
00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:48,819
It's an excuse to wear flip
flops and bikinis to school.
301
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,420
Yes.
302
00:14:50,421 --> 00:14:52,123
What about
"one night in Paris"?
303
00:14:53,123 --> 00:14:56,725
My family and I went over the
summer and it was beautiful.
304
00:14:56,726 --> 00:14:58,527
Ab fab idea.
305
00:14:58,528 --> 00:15:00,395
If we go all out,
it might run us over budget.
306
00:15:00,396 --> 00:15:01,831
So Nicholas, do you think
your dad could cover it?
307
00:15:01,832 --> 00:15:04,132
He's never
turned us down before.
308
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:07,703
Okay, "one night in Paris."
Like the sex tape?
309
00:15:07,704 --> 00:15:09,772
- Come on.
- Okay, fine.
310
00:15:09,773 --> 00:15:13,508
Let's go with something
a little bit more generic
311
00:15:13,509 --> 00:15:15,276
like "under the sea."
It was the theme
312
00:15:15,277 --> 00:15:16,578
of my parents' school dance.
313
00:15:16,579 --> 00:15:18,481
Well, if you're
not going for originality.
314
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:19,781
- We aren't.
- Great.
315
00:15:19,782 --> 00:15:21,517
Everyone can bring their crabs.
316
00:15:21,518 --> 00:15:23,320
I hate you more than
I hate the holocaust.
317
00:15:23,321 --> 00:15:24,686
Bite me, hobbit.
318
00:15:24,687 --> 00:15:26,756
Sorry. We don't have
to listen to him.
319
00:15:26,757 --> 00:15:29,691
He's only here because he's the
editor of the stupid paper.
320
00:15:29,692 --> 00:15:32,427
Why do you even care? It's not
like you go to anything anyway.
321
00:15:32,428 --> 00:15:34,564
- Because they're stupid!
- Okay, fine!
322
00:15:34,565 --> 00:15:36,299
Then you choose a theme,
Carson!
323
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,401
Okay. Um...
324
00:15:38,402 --> 00:15:40,570
You all like TV, right?
325
00:15:40,571 --> 00:15:43,238
What about
famous television couples, huh?
326
00:15:43,239 --> 00:15:45,775
People could be um,
Fred and Wilma,
327
00:15:45,776 --> 00:15:48,243
Mulder and Scully,
uh, Lucy and Ricky.
328
00:15:48,244 --> 00:15:50,246
- Heidi and Spencer.
- John and Kate.
329
00:15:50,247 --> 00:15:52,315
- Snooki and the situation.
- Serious? No.
330
00:15:52,316 --> 00:15:54,617
- That's reality TV...
- Khloe and Lamar.
331
00:15:54,618 --> 00:15:56,451
Yes! Yes!
332
00:15:56,452 --> 00:15:58,353
If I couldn't get them
to listen to me,
333
00:15:58,354 --> 00:16:00,257
what made me think
I could get the world to?
334
00:16:00,258 --> 00:16:04,560
- Well, um...
- Okay, I think we're good.
335
00:16:04,561 --> 00:16:08,230
Poor mom. She spent her entire
life trying to be Betty Crocker.
336
00:16:08,231 --> 00:16:10,299
And became Betty Ford.
337
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:13,136
Antidepressants.
Anti nausea. Antihistamine.
338
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:15,704
Anti-anxiety.
Acid reflux. Estrogen.
339
00:16:15,705 --> 00:16:18,373
Osteoporosis. Tendonitis.
Wrap 'em up.
340
00:16:18,374 --> 00:16:20,475
Hi there.
341
00:16:20,476 --> 00:16:22,845
I'll just pop these in the computer
and you can be on your way.
342
00:16:22,846 --> 00:16:25,614
- Who are you? Where's Chuck?
- Chuck retired.
343
00:16:25,615 --> 00:16:27,650
I'm April Adams.
344
00:16:27,651 --> 00:16:29,618
I took over for him.
345
00:16:29,619 --> 00:16:31,887
I'm new in town.
I'm from the bay area.
346
00:16:31,888 --> 00:16:34,757
I will be here Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday.
347
00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:37,459
I'm sure your life is just
wonderful, but clearly mine is not.
348
00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:42,460
So could you
hurry this up for me please?
349
00:16:48,739 --> 00:16:51,239
How far along are you?
350
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,175
Six months.
351
00:16:53,176 --> 00:16:54,911
It's a boy.
352
00:16:54,912 --> 00:16:57,412
Ooh. Good luck with that.
353
00:16:57,413 --> 00:17:02,752
I remember those days,
excitement, joy.
354
00:17:02,753 --> 00:17:06,188
Endless cravings
for pickles and peanut butter.
355
00:17:06,189 --> 00:17:08,524
I'm sure you and your
husband are just thrilled.
356
00:17:08,525 --> 00:17:10,826
- Fianc�.
- Oh, how liberal.
357
00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:13,495
Good thing shotgun weddings
aren't part of those gun laws
358
00:17:13,496 --> 00:17:15,665
you people voted for, huh?
359
00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:17,934
I'm done here, Mrs. Phillips.
360
00:17:17,935 --> 00:17:21,935
- Ms.
- They'll be ready in an hour.
361
00:17:30,847 --> 00:17:34,849
Fresh from the oven.
362
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:38,354
Thank you.
363
00:17:38,355 --> 00:17:42,425
I brought you the latest edition
of the clover high chronicle.
364
00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:46,428
My article is called
"small town sex scandal."
365
00:17:46,429 --> 00:17:48,465
Do you know my grandson?
366
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:52,435
I think so.
367
00:17:52,436 --> 00:17:54,704
I miss him.
368
00:17:54,705 --> 00:17:57,572
He never comes
to visit me anymore.
369
00:17:57,573 --> 00:17:59,708
He used to write me stories.
370
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:02,244
I remember the first
story he ever wrote me.
371
00:18:02,245 --> 00:18:03,981
"Once upon a time
there was a boy."
372
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,549
I remember.
373
00:18:06,550 --> 00:18:09,417
I told him it could use
a little development.
374
00:18:09,418 --> 00:18:12,487
So the next day,
he brought me another story.
375
00:18:12,488 --> 00:18:15,724
"Once upon a time,
there was a boy who...
376
00:18:15,725 --> 00:18:18,493
Who wanted to fly."
377
00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:21,997
I'm worried
about my grandson though.
378
00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:25,368
He's changed over the years.
379
00:18:25,369 --> 00:18:27,003
He used to be so happy and...
380
00:18:27,004 --> 00:18:30,539
Now he walks around
with so much negative energy.
381
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,941
Sometimes...
382
00:18:31,942 --> 00:18:34,577
Someone's personal rain cloud
383
00:18:34,578 --> 00:18:36,578
can be deadly.
384
00:18:45,421 --> 00:18:46,589
Hey.
385
00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:48,590
Where have you been?
386
00:18:48,591 --> 00:18:50,426
Munich.
387
00:18:50,427 --> 00:18:53,596
Oh.
388
00:18:53,597 --> 00:18:55,364
Some people get to come home
389
00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:57,766
to wonderful
fianc�s and sonograms.
390
00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,668
And I get a...
391
00:18:59,669 --> 00:19:02,773
Smart-ass kid I never
even wanted in the first place.
392
00:19:05,775 --> 00:19:07,743
I wasn't wanted, huh?
393
00:19:07,744 --> 00:19:12,616
Never have a kid to save a marriage.
It does not work.
394
00:19:19,955 --> 00:19:22,957
I could've been a pharmacist.
395
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:26,329
But I settled for settling down
396
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:29,865
because I thought
that's what I wanted.
397
00:19:29,866 --> 00:19:34,469
Because that's what he wanted.
398
00:19:38,809 --> 00:19:42,345
It's never too late
to change your life, mother.
399
00:19:42,346 --> 00:19:47,349
Oh, it was too late years ago.
400
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:48,884
You're lucky, Carson.
401
00:19:48,885 --> 00:19:51,354
You're young and naive and,
402
00:19:51,355 --> 00:19:54,990
and all those dreams you have
about getting out of this town
403
00:19:54,991 --> 00:19:58,527
and becoming something
still seem reachable.
404
00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:03,503
You should hold onto that
as long as you can.
405
00:20:09,505 --> 00:20:13,008
Goodnight, mother.
406
00:20:13,009 --> 00:20:15,010
Her last name was Phillips.
407
00:20:15,011 --> 00:20:17,913
You have any hidden, crazy
sisters I should know about?
408
00:20:17,914 --> 00:20:20,782
Um, not that I'm aware of.
409
00:20:20,783 --> 00:20:23,785
I mean, my father
was in the Navy, so...
410
00:20:23,786 --> 00:20:26,755
Good. You had me worried.
411
00:20:26,756 --> 00:20:29,858
I'm surprised your aura
didn't set off the smoke alarm.
412
00:20:29,859 --> 00:20:32,395
She sure set you off.
413
00:20:32,396 --> 00:20:33,529
Yeah.
414
00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:35,464
I'm sorry.
415
00:20:35,465 --> 00:20:38,868
Just people like that
make me question the human race.
416
00:20:38,869 --> 00:20:41,503
It makes me wonder
if we're doing the right thing
417
00:20:41,504 --> 00:20:43,705
by bringing another one
into the world.
418
00:20:43,706 --> 00:20:45,875
Oh, hey.
419
00:20:45,876 --> 00:20:48,077
We're doing the right thing.
420
00:20:48,078 --> 00:20:52,415
And that lunatic has nothing to do
with us, our life, or our child.
421
00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:53,883
Okay? Remember that.
422
00:20:53,884 --> 00:20:55,518
Okay?
423
00:20:55,519 --> 00:20:57,720
Hey, remember,
we have that meeting
424
00:20:57,721 --> 00:20:59,754
with the attorney tomorrow.
425
00:20:59,755 --> 00:21:02,825
And the neighbor across the
street with the wondering eye
426
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:06,561
- wants to have a barbecue.
- Oh, yeah.
427
00:21:06,562 --> 00:21:08,630
Hi.
You've reached Neal Phillips
428
00:21:08,631 --> 00:21:10,898
with PR real estate.
Please leave a brief message
429
00:21:10,899 --> 00:21:12,735
and I'll get right back to you.
430
00:21:12,736 --> 00:21:17,572
Child... Support... Late!
431
00:21:17,573 --> 00:21:19,974
Is that brief enough
for you, asshole?
432
00:21:19,975 --> 00:21:21,743
We print tomorrow
433
00:21:21,744 --> 00:21:24,579
and none of you
have written anything.
434
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:29,585
Oh, but I did collate
these kitten pictures.
435
00:21:29,586 --> 00:21:32,655
Okay. I mean, is this how
it's gonna be all year?
436
00:21:32,656 --> 00:21:35,491
I mean, do any of you
actually want to be here?
437
00:21:35,492 --> 00:21:37,993
I really want to be here.
438
00:21:37,994 --> 00:21:39,662
All right, well,
439
00:21:39,663 --> 00:21:41,763
it looks like
I will be here all night
440
00:21:41,764 --> 00:21:44,032
doing what
you all should've done.
441
00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:45,667
Again.
442
00:21:45,668 --> 00:21:47,936
Would you cut
the soliloquy short?
443
00:21:47,937 --> 00:21:49,938
This doesn't matter.
444
00:21:49,939 --> 00:21:52,541
No one reads
the chronicle anyway.
445
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:55,779
Hey, the art class uses it
to papier-m�ch� things.
446
00:22:02,118 --> 00:22:03,119
Carson.
447
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:06,122
Why do you care so much?
448
00:22:07,122 --> 00:22:09,722
Just don't, okay?
449
00:22:19,802 --> 00:22:21,803
Uh, you're an animal.
450
00:22:21,804 --> 00:22:23,539
No, you are.
451
00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:25,707
- Mm-hmm.
- No, you are.
452
00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:28,543
Okay, I am.
453
00:22:28,544 --> 00:22:30,512
Mm-hmm, I told you.
454
00:22:30,513 --> 00:22:32,983
- Ahem!
- Get off me!
455
00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,718
Well, gentlemen.
456
00:22:36,719 --> 00:22:38,854
I...Am... Shocked.
457
00:22:38,855 --> 00:22:41,523
Amused. But shocked.
458
00:22:41,524 --> 00:22:43,858
Go ahead. Tell the whole world.
We don't care.
459
00:22:43,859 --> 00:22:47,295
God, Scott. Please don't tell anybody.
My parents can't find out.
460
00:22:47,296 --> 00:22:49,564
Listen, Cagney, Lacey.
461
00:22:49,565 --> 00:22:52,001
I know what it's like
to be an outcast.
462
00:22:52,002 --> 00:22:54,035
I bet.
463
00:22:54,036 --> 00:22:56,739
I wouldn't wish the struggles
of an outed outcast to anyone.
464
00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:58,541
So I won't tell.
465
00:22:58,542 --> 00:23:01,010
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Fantastic.
466
00:23:01,011 --> 00:23:03,646
But...
467
00:23:03,647 --> 00:23:06,682
Since I will be keeping
my mouth shut about your
468
00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:10,552
you know, inabilities,
you know, not to,
469
00:23:10,553 --> 00:23:12,620
perhaps you could
return a favor.
470
00:23:12,621 --> 00:23:14,188
- How much do you want?
- Oh, no.
471
00:23:14,189 --> 00:23:16,024
Have some self respect. No!
472
00:23:16,025 --> 00:23:19,060
I don't want you to
shit a dime for me, Nicholas.
473
00:23:19,061 --> 00:23:21,563
But you know what the clover
high chronicle could use?
474
00:23:21,564 --> 00:23:23,331
A finance section.
475
00:23:23,332 --> 00:23:27,035
And a weekly update from
the performing arts department.
476
00:23:27,036 --> 00:23:30,772
You want us to write for
you hid-e-odous school paper?
477
00:23:30,773 --> 00:23:32,907
- For how long?
- No.
478
00:23:32,908 --> 00:23:35,310
Until we graduate
and go our separate ways.
479
00:23:35,311 --> 00:23:38,246
That's it. No. I'd rather you
just let the whole school know.
480
00:23:38,247 --> 00:23:40,616
- Shut up, Scott.
- Don't talk to me like that.
481
00:23:40,617 --> 00:23:42,953
Just because he's here, you're
gonna talk to me like that?
482
00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:44,587
- We'll do it.
- Gentlemen,
483
00:23:44,588 --> 00:23:46,088
sharpen your pencils.
484
00:23:46,089 --> 00:23:48,189
I'd like to thank you both
485
00:23:48,190 --> 00:23:49,891
for coming today.
486
00:23:49,892 --> 00:23:51,993
Um, there's no
delicate way to put this,
487
00:23:51,994 --> 00:23:54,062
so I'm just going to say it.
488
00:23:54,063 --> 00:23:56,599
Neal, you cannot marry April
489
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,968
because you are still married.
490
00:24:02,071 --> 00:24:06,809
How come I'm the only
one laughing here?
491
00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:08,910
Um, how?
492
00:24:08,911 --> 00:24:12,246
Your wife never signed
the divorce papers.
493
00:24:12,247 --> 00:24:15,618
This is a really
long joke, you guys.
494
00:24:15,619 --> 00:24:18,087
Well, um, April.
495
00:24:18,088 --> 00:24:20,622
Um...
496
00:24:20,623 --> 00:24:23,626
This is a joke, right?
497
00:24:23,627 --> 00:24:26,628
'Cause you would've
told me if you had an ex-wife
498
00:24:26,629 --> 00:24:28,931
or so much as a cocker spaniel
499
00:24:28,932 --> 00:24:30,933
- before we had...
- Just... just a son.
500
00:24:30,934 --> 00:24:33,103
His name is Carson Phillips.
Seventeen years old.
501
00:24:34,103 --> 00:24:35,703
A son?
502
00:24:39,775 --> 00:24:41,210
Okay, I've gotta go.
503
00:24:41,211 --> 00:24:42,810
April...
504
00:24:42,811 --> 00:24:47,281
don't you dare
say anything to me.
505
00:24:47,282 --> 00:24:50,253
Bob.
506
00:24:57,660 --> 00:25:00,396
Can anyone tell me which
president's administration
507
00:25:00,397 --> 00:25:02,665
- was referred to as Camelot?
- Clinton?
508
00:25:02,666 --> 00:25:05,668
No. That was came-a-lot.
Heh, heh, heh, heh.
509
00:25:29,693 --> 00:25:32,514
Hey, Sheryl. It's Neal.
Listen, we need to talk.
510
00:25:32,515 --> 00:25:33,762
It's really important.
511
00:25:33,763 --> 00:25:36,166
So I'm gonna
come over there this afternoon
512
00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:38,900
and I'm not leaving until we do.
See you soon.
513
00:25:38,901 --> 00:25:40,901
Thanks.
514
00:25:48,946 --> 00:25:50,946
Thanks.
515
00:25:58,187 --> 00:25:59,855
You heard back from
516
00:25:59,856 --> 00:26:01,857
- Northwestern?
- Oh, my God!
517
00:26:01,858 --> 00:26:06,794
You scared the crap out of me!
518
00:26:06,795 --> 00:26:08,329
It's a juice cup.
519
00:26:08,330 --> 00:26:10,733
Um, yes, I did.
520
00:26:10,734 --> 00:26:14,069
That is a fancy schmancy school
you're looking at up there.
521
00:26:14,070 --> 00:26:16,170
- And?
- Well, I didn't find out
522
00:26:16,171 --> 00:26:18,206
if you'd been
accepted or denied,
523
00:26:18,207 --> 00:26:21,376
but the person I talked to
said that high school newspapers
524
00:26:21,377 --> 00:26:24,146
and clubs just
aren't cutting it anymore.
525
00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:26,881
So, if you want to impress them,
you're gonna have to submit
526
00:26:26,882 --> 00:26:28,483
- something else.
- Like what?
527
00:26:28,484 --> 00:26:30,886
Um... You know what?
528
00:26:30,887 --> 00:26:34,188
I actually wrote this down.
Somewhere I made a list.
529
00:26:34,189 --> 00:26:35,957
Here we go.
530
00:26:35,958 --> 00:26:39,227
You could submit a novel,
a book of poems...
531
00:26:39,228 --> 00:26:41,230
I can't read
my handwriting down there.
532
00:26:41,231 --> 00:26:43,500
I'm not a novelist and I'm not a poet.
I'm a journalist.
533
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,201
I know. You're a journalist.
534
00:26:46,202 --> 00:26:48,837
Um, what about
a literary magazine?
535
00:26:48,838 --> 00:26:50,973
- A literary magazine?
- It's not as common
536
00:26:50,974 --> 00:26:53,908
as a high school newspaper,
and you know, a magazine
537
00:26:53,909 --> 00:26:57,245
filled with your work
and the work of other students,
538
00:26:57,246 --> 00:27:00,415
well, I think it would show them
that you can inspire others to write
539
00:27:00,416 --> 00:27:02,451
while writing yourself.
540
00:27:02,452 --> 00:27:05,052
Okay, I'll do it. How?
541
00:27:05,053 --> 00:27:07,422
I don't know how to do
a literary magazine.
542
00:27:07,423 --> 00:27:09,925
But get permission
from the principal first,
543
00:27:09,926 --> 00:27:12,895
because he can be
such an asshole. Um...
544
00:27:12,896 --> 00:27:14,929
Okay. All right. Um...
545
00:27:14,930 --> 00:27:16,930
Thank you.
546
00:27:30,446 --> 00:27:32,046
Okay.
547
00:27:37,286 --> 00:27:39,288
Hi, Sheryl.
548
00:27:39,289 --> 00:27:40,123
- Neal.
- Yeah.
549
00:27:41,123 --> 00:27:43,127
Your screen's still broken.
550
00:27:44,127 --> 00:27:46,962
- Can I come in?
- Uh, well, just for a minute
551
00:27:46,963 --> 00:27:48,431
'cause I'm
expecting company so...
552
00:27:49,131 --> 00:27:52,301
Yeah. Okay, sure.
553
00:27:52,302 --> 00:27:53,836
- Hey.
- Hey.
554
00:27:53,837 --> 00:27:55,437
Hey.
555
00:28:00,843 --> 00:28:02,310
Oh. It's pink now.
556
00:28:02,311 --> 00:28:05,313
Yeah.
557
00:28:05,314 --> 00:28:07,482
Hmm.
558
00:28:07,483 --> 00:28:09,851
Can I get you a beer?
559
00:28:09,852 --> 00:28:12,020
Um, let's see.
560
00:28:12,021 --> 00:28:14,322
Well, no. No, I think I'm good.
561
00:28:14,323 --> 00:28:16,591
Thanks.
562
00:28:16,592 --> 00:28:18,527
Hi. You look...
563
00:28:18,528 --> 00:28:20,462
- You look good, Sheryl.
- Oh.
564
00:28:20,463 --> 00:28:22,865
- No, come on.
- Oh, thanks.
565
00:28:22,866 --> 00:28:25,500
I'd say the same about you
but then we'd both be liars.
566
00:28:25,501 --> 00:28:28,503
Yeah. The last time I saw
you, you were screaming
567
00:28:28,504 --> 00:28:31,339
profanities at me
in the middle of the street.
568
00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:34,509
- So this is a step up.
- I think you are exaggerating
569
00:28:34,510 --> 00:28:36,112
- just a little bit.
- No, no.
570
00:28:37,112 --> 00:28:42,019
- Yeah.
- But I deserved it.
571
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:45,654
So why are you here, Neal?
572
00:28:45,655 --> 00:28:47,955
Did you come to gloat about
your new happy life?
573
00:28:47,956 --> 00:28:50,193
Uh, no. I'm here because um...
574
00:28:52,195 --> 00:28:54,963
You never signed
the divorce papers.
575
00:28:54,964 --> 00:28:58,233
Oh, jeez. I thought I
mailed those back in.
576
00:28:58,234 --> 00:29:01,035
- Yeah, no.
- Oh, maybe I uh,
577
00:29:01,036 --> 00:29:02,506
ripped them up
into little pieces
578
00:29:03,106 --> 00:29:04,973
and threw 'em
into the fireplace.
579
00:29:04,974 --> 00:29:06,908
I forget.
580
00:29:06,909 --> 00:29:09,211
I have to talk to you!
581
00:29:09,212 --> 00:29:11,045
I know you can see me!
582
00:29:11,046 --> 00:29:13,214
I'm tired.
583
00:29:13,215 --> 00:29:15,550
What do you need, Mr. Phillips?
584
00:29:15,551 --> 00:29:18,986
I already told you I can't force
the English teachers to pass out
585
00:29:18,987 --> 00:29:22,057
the chronicle or any
other biased publication.
586
00:29:22,058 --> 00:29:25,394
I have absolutely have no inquiries
or requests about the chronicle.
587
00:29:25,395 --> 00:29:28,397
Uh, God!
588
00:29:28,398 --> 00:29:31,066
I...
589
00:29:31,067 --> 00:29:33,936
I want to start
a school literary magazine.
590
00:29:36,238 --> 00:29:38,406
Why... why are you laughing?
591
00:29:38,407 --> 00:29:41,076
Okay, fine.
592
00:29:41,077 --> 00:29:45,246
You can start your
literary magazine or you know,
593
00:29:45,247 --> 00:29:48,582
you can start a hunting
magazine for all I care,
594
00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:50,484
but...
595
00:29:50,485 --> 00:29:53,422
You're gonna have to find
your own funding because...
596
00:29:53,423 --> 00:29:55,957
The school is broke.
597
00:29:55,958 --> 00:29:59,027
I'd also like to announce it
at the assembly this week.
598
00:29:59,028 --> 00:30:01,195
It'll take three seconds.
599
00:30:01,196 --> 00:30:04,232
Fine. If for nothing else
than my own amusement.
600
00:30:04,233 --> 00:30:06,635
Great. Great. Thank you.
601
00:30:06,636 --> 00:30:10,272
Thank you.
602
00:30:10,273 --> 00:30:15,609
Hey! Break it up!
Not on my campus!
603
00:30:15,610 --> 00:30:20,282
There's a motel 6
down the street!
604
00:30:21,617 --> 00:30:24,418
I got ya! I got ya! I got ya!
605
00:30:24,419 --> 00:30:26,288
Yep, that's it.
606
00:30:26,289 --> 00:30:27,523
Yep, it's just papers.
607
00:30:28,123 --> 00:30:32,462
Signature
doesn't change anything.
608
00:30:36,131 --> 00:30:41,470
Okay. Yeah, thanks, Sheryl.
609
00:30:41,471 --> 00:30:43,571
For what's it's worth,
I'm sorry.
610
00:30:43,572 --> 00:30:46,008
I'm sorry I'm not the man
you wanted me to be.
611
00:30:46,009 --> 00:30:48,210
- Yeah. Me, too.
- Yeah. Me, too.
612
00:30:48,211 --> 00:30:49,477
Okay.
613
00:30:49,478 --> 00:30:51,312
Oh, please. Please, please.
614
00:30:51,313 --> 00:30:53,913
Okay. I'll see ya.
615
00:31:01,358 --> 00:31:03,958
Okay. I'll see ya.
616
00:31:11,667 --> 00:31:14,168
There's so much stress
in my life.
617
00:31:14,169 --> 00:31:17,772
It's a miracle I'm able to
function as well as I do.
618
00:31:17,773 --> 00:31:20,274
But does anybody care?
619
00:31:20,275 --> 00:31:22,210
Does anybody...
620
00:31:22,211 --> 00:31:24,513
Does my son see how much I
struggle every single day?
621
00:31:24,514 --> 00:31:27,515
- Well, I don't envy you.
- Thank you, Dr. Wheeler.
622
00:31:27,516 --> 00:31:30,351
You're the only person
who understands my situation.
623
00:31:30,352 --> 00:31:33,221
He's becoming more and more
like his father every day.
624
00:31:33,222 --> 00:31:35,089
He's rude, sarcastic.
625
00:31:35,090 --> 00:31:37,525
He makes a joke at my
expense whenever he can.
626
00:31:37,526 --> 00:31:40,361
And all he talks about
is leaving for college one day.
627
00:31:40,362 --> 00:31:42,585
Everybody abandons me
or plans to abandon me.
628
00:31:42,586 --> 00:31:43,697
If I had a goldfish...
629
00:31:43,698 --> 00:31:46,268
He would probably
abandon you as well.
630
00:31:46,269 --> 00:31:48,837
- It would abandon me.
- But you don't have a goldfish.
631
00:31:48,838 --> 00:31:51,072
No, I don't, thank God.
632
00:31:51,073 --> 00:31:53,140
Well, the thing
about goldfish is
633
00:31:53,141 --> 00:31:55,577
they're in that bowl,
they can't get out.
634
00:31:55,578 --> 00:31:58,213
It would find a way.
635
00:31:58,214 --> 00:32:00,714
That's pretty extreme thinking.
636
00:32:00,715 --> 00:32:03,585
- Um, let me ask you this.
- Yes.
637
00:32:03,586 --> 00:32:06,387
- Is he on antidepressants?
- No.
638
00:32:06,388 --> 00:32:09,191
- Do you think he needs them?
- Do I think he needs them?
639
00:32:09,192 --> 00:32:11,225
Well, in all honesty,
640
00:32:11,226 --> 00:32:13,561
I think all teenagers need them
641
00:32:13,562 --> 00:32:15,830
whether they're
depressed or not.
642
00:32:15,831 --> 00:32:17,866
You know, teenagers
are so full of hormones.
643
00:32:17,867 --> 00:32:20,268
They don't know
what the hell they want.
644
00:32:20,269 --> 00:32:23,006
All they're thinking about is rubbing
against a pillow or a cushion
645
00:32:23,106 --> 00:32:24,608
or another teenager.
You know, so.
646
00:32:25,108 --> 00:32:27,577
I can't believe how you're
making me feel so much better.
647
00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:30,412
And I think if he had
something to ground him,
648
00:32:30,413 --> 00:32:34,551
uh, he wouldn't be
so eager to fly away.
649
00:32:36,552 --> 00:32:41,255
You need to be
on antidepressants.
650
00:32:41,256 --> 00:32:42,791
No way.
651
00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:44,859
You're medicated enough
for the both of us.
652
00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:46,695
Aren't you depressed?
653
00:32:46,696 --> 00:32:49,731
Currently, while having
this conversation? Yeah.
654
00:32:49,732 --> 00:32:51,765
Everyone gets depressed.
655
00:32:51,766 --> 00:32:53,666
It's an emotion.
People turn to pills.
656
00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:55,638
Before they turn
to their problems these days.
657
00:32:55,639 --> 00:32:58,339
Well, sometimes
it's the only solution.
658
00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:00,876
You're depressing me right now.
Are you saying that
659
00:33:00,877 --> 00:33:03,279
I'm gonna take a pill
and then you're gonna disappear?
660
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,713
That was uncalled for.
661
00:33:04,714 --> 00:33:06,781
And so are
most prescription drugs.
662
00:33:06,782 --> 00:33:09,283
We are living in
a medicated society.
663
00:33:09,284 --> 00:33:12,620
We start drugging kids with
A.D.D., which they all have,
664
00:33:12,621 --> 00:33:15,156
and then it
doesn't stop till death.
665
00:33:15,157 --> 00:33:17,627
You were on add medication
as a kid, and you turned out
666
00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:19,461
somewhat decent.
667
00:33:19,462 --> 00:33:21,229
No, I wasn't.
668
00:33:21,230 --> 00:33:24,302
I hid it in your food.
669
00:33:28,303 --> 00:33:30,773
I thought I was just really
calm and mature for my age.
670
00:33:30,774 --> 00:33:32,573
Nope, you were drugged.
671
00:33:32,574 --> 00:33:35,277
When your father and I
started our divorce,
672
00:33:35,278 --> 00:33:37,647
you started asking so many
questions, we found it easier
673
00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:43,185
to roofie you than answer you.
674
00:33:43,186 --> 00:33:45,486
Well, it isn't dinner
unless some form of
675
00:33:45,487 --> 00:33:47,490
my childhood foundation
is shattered.
676
00:33:49,225 --> 00:33:50,959
- I need money.
- I give you an allowance.
677
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,662
I need more money. $300.
678
00:33:53,663 --> 00:33:56,330
I want to start
a literary magazine at school,
679
00:33:56,331 --> 00:33:59,466
and I need money to print
the first 100 copies or so.
680
00:33:59,467 --> 00:34:01,235
No.
681
00:34:01,236 --> 00:34:02,368
Why not?
I know you're rolling in it.
682
00:34:02,369 --> 00:34:03,673
Grandpa died
and left us everything.
683
00:34:03,674 --> 00:34:06,608
Wrong. He left me everything.
You, his car.
684
00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:09,878
- What about my college fund?
- Key word, college.
685
00:34:09,879 --> 00:34:15,517
Okay. If I start
taking antidepressants,
686
00:34:15,518 --> 00:34:20,225
will you give me the money
to start my literary magazine?
687
00:34:23,226 --> 00:34:24,459
Deal.
688
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:26,294
Pass me the salt.
689
00:34:26,295 --> 00:34:28,696
Hello,
future farmers and inmates.
690
00:34:28,697 --> 00:34:31,533
I'm Carson Phillips from
the clover high chronicle
691
00:34:31,534 --> 00:34:34,535
here with some
very exciting news.
692
00:34:34,536 --> 00:34:37,539
This year,
for the first time ever,
693
00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:41,309
clover high will release its
first literary magazine.
694
00:34:41,310 --> 00:34:44,380
Whoo! Awesome!
695
00:34:46,248 --> 00:34:49,883
Now, I know most of you
can't read let alone write,
696
00:34:49,884 --> 00:34:52,553
but for all
the secret writers out there,
697
00:34:52,554 --> 00:34:54,789
please submit any original work
698
00:34:54,790 --> 00:34:58,593
to the box outside the journalism
classroom and it will be published.
699
00:34:58,594 --> 00:35:01,896
Poems. Short stories.
700
00:35:01,897 --> 00:35:04,399
Hit lists.
701
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,899
Anything.
702
00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:08,570
Okay. Thank you.
703
00:35:08,571 --> 00:35:09,803
God bless.
704
00:35:09,804 --> 00:35:11,804
Whoo! Carson!
705
00:35:16,279 --> 00:35:19,280
Okay, assembly dismissed.
Return to your homerooms.
706
00:35:19,281 --> 00:35:23,281
And hey! Say hello to someone
you don't know today.
707
00:35:29,424 --> 00:35:31,926
I am so excited
for homecoming tonight.
708
00:35:31,927 --> 00:35:34,361
Our float is gonna be flawless.
709
00:35:34,362 --> 00:35:36,298
The crowd is gonna love it.
710
00:35:36,299 --> 00:35:37,765
Whoo!
711
00:35:37,766 --> 00:35:42,437
Oh... No.
712
00:35:42,438 --> 00:35:44,939
Shiterary magazine.
713
00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:47,408
God.
714
00:35:47,409 --> 00:35:49,510
Typical. I mean,
715
00:35:49,511 --> 00:35:52,314
I can't even run a school newspaper.
I don't know why
716
00:35:52,315 --> 00:35:54,784
I thought I could start
a literary magazine.
717
00:35:59,621 --> 00:36:02,057
- Oh...
- Personal space, Malerie.
718
00:36:02,058 --> 00:36:03,792
Okay.
719
00:36:03,793 --> 00:36:06,327
Just don't be
too hard on yourself.
720
00:36:06,328 --> 00:36:10,798
If you can get Nicholas Forbes
721
00:36:10,799 --> 00:36:13,801
and Scott Thomas
to join the chronicle,
722
00:36:13,802 --> 00:36:16,870
then I think
you can do anything.
723
00:36:16,871 --> 00:36:20,008
I'm blackmailing them.
724
00:36:20,009 --> 00:36:23,345
I caught them playing Lewis and
Clark in the boy's bathroom.
725
00:36:23,346 --> 00:36:24,714
- Don't ask.
- There seems to be
726
00:36:25,114 --> 00:36:27,816
a lot of that
going on right now.
727
00:36:27,817 --> 00:36:29,984
I caught Claire Mathews
728
00:36:29,985 --> 00:36:34,521
and coach Colin bonking...
729
00:36:34,522 --> 00:36:36,990
Each other...
730
00:36:36,991 --> 00:36:39,361
In the boy's locker room.
731
00:36:39,362 --> 00:36:42,564
I just go in there
to think sometimes.
732
00:36:42,565 --> 00:36:44,666
Coach Colin Walker?
733
00:36:44,667 --> 00:36:46,303
I thought she was
dating Justin Walker.
734
00:36:47,103 --> 00:36:49,704
Oh, that must be awkward.
735
00:36:49,705 --> 00:36:51,506
Too bad they aren't writers.
736
00:36:51,507 --> 00:36:53,742
If they had work
in the magazine,
737
00:36:53,743 --> 00:36:56,745
then everybody would want to have
work in the literary magazine.
738
00:36:56,746 --> 00:37:01,850
It would sell out for sure.
739
00:37:01,851 --> 00:37:04,519
You know, it just
makes you think though.
740
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,620
Everybody
has something to hide...
741
00:37:06,621 --> 00:37:09,022
Even Claire Mathews.
742
00:37:09,023 --> 00:37:11,024
Ha!
743
00:37:11,025 --> 00:37:12,526
Yeah.
744
00:37:12,527 --> 00:37:16,527
Yeah, I guess you're right.
745
00:37:20,536 --> 00:37:22,137
I travel lightly today.
746
00:37:22,138 --> 00:37:24,138
Not a problem, Mrs. Phillips.
747
00:37:24,139 --> 00:37:28,876
Ms. Ms. Ms.
748
00:37:28,877 --> 00:37:30,544
What?
749
00:37:30,545 --> 00:37:32,046
Why are you looking at me
750
00:37:32,047 --> 00:37:33,949
like I just told you
I used to be a man?
751
00:37:33,950 --> 00:37:35,984
This is for Carson Phillips?
752
00:37:35,985 --> 00:37:37,885
Yeah, that's my son.
753
00:37:37,886 --> 00:37:40,021
Why does he need
antidepressants?
754
00:37:40,022 --> 00:37:42,624
I don't think that's
any of your business, April.
755
00:37:42,625 --> 00:37:45,193
- Forgive me, miss Phillips...
- You know what, call me Sheryl.
756
00:37:45,194 --> 00:37:47,095
Just simple Sheryl.
757
00:37:47,096 --> 00:37:51,499
I think I may be
engaged to your ex-husband.
758
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:57,171
Neal Phillips?
759
00:37:57,172 --> 00:37:59,908
Wait! Miss Phillips?
760
00:37:59,909 --> 00:38:02,777
Sheryl?!
761
00:38:05,581 --> 00:38:06,281
Hi.
762
00:38:09,752 --> 00:38:11,051
Hi.
763
00:38:11,052 --> 00:38:13,086
How was work?
764
00:38:13,087 --> 00:38:14,988
Not good.
765
00:38:14,989 --> 00:38:17,926
I'm sorry, but there's
only so many times
766
00:38:17,927 --> 00:38:21,696
I can say I'm sorry.
But I want you to realize
767
00:38:21,697 --> 00:38:24,100
that all of that was a really
768
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:28,103
dark period for me.
769
00:38:29,103 --> 00:38:30,105
Um, so...
770
00:38:31,105 --> 00:38:33,774
Can you really blame me
for not wanting to
771
00:38:33,775 --> 00:38:35,609
carry it with me?
772
00:38:35,610 --> 00:38:37,946
Can you blame me
for wanting to forget about it?
773
00:38:37,947 --> 00:38:42,653
I want to meet him.
Your son, I want to meet him.
774
00:38:45,654 --> 00:38:47,555
Yeah.
775
00:38:47,556 --> 00:38:50,557
We tried selling some ad
space to local businesses
776
00:38:50,558 --> 00:38:53,794
but I had no takers.
777
00:38:53,795 --> 00:38:55,997
Well, you look like shit.
778
00:38:55,998 --> 00:38:58,499
Why couldn't I have
worn something like that?
779
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,235
Okay. I don't know
what you're wearing,
780
00:39:00,236 --> 00:39:02,504
but I have some bad news.
The truck pulling
781
00:39:02,505 --> 00:39:04,206
the cheer float's
engine just died,
782
00:39:04,207 --> 00:39:06,774
- so they're taking yours.
- Excuse me?
783
00:39:06,775 --> 00:39:09,878
Oh, um, my apologies.
784
00:39:09,879 --> 00:39:12,213
But you know,
homecoming's nothing
785
00:39:12,214 --> 00:39:13,981
without the cheer float.
786
00:39:13,982 --> 00:39:15,818
Okay, then go take
the athletes float away.
787
00:39:16,118 --> 00:39:18,653
I mean, they pride themselves
running around like mules anyway.
788
00:39:18,654 --> 00:39:20,722
My decision's final.
789
00:39:20,723 --> 00:39:22,990
Okay.
790
00:39:22,991 --> 00:39:24,892
Final.
791
00:39:24,893 --> 00:39:27,195
Well, at least
we had fun making it.
792
00:39:27,196 --> 00:39:31,535
No. They're gonna
see this float if it kills me.
793
00:39:34,536 --> 00:39:35,937
Nice costume.
794
00:39:35,938 --> 00:39:37,639
Nice life.
795
00:39:53,022 --> 00:39:54,222
Yeah!
796
00:39:54,223 --> 00:39:55,823
Yeah!
797
00:39:59,561 --> 00:40:01,263
Whoo!
798
00:40:22,717 --> 00:40:24,317
Yeah!
799
00:40:28,056 --> 00:40:32,062
- You're the man!
- Screw you!
800
00:40:34,063 --> 00:40:36,597
- Are you drunk?
- Wasted.
801
00:40:36,598 --> 00:40:38,332
# No matter what... #
802
00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:40,734
My apologies, but, you know,
803
00:40:40,735 --> 00:40:42,904
homecoming's nothing
without the cheer float.
804
00:40:42,905 --> 00:40:45,272
No one reads
the "chronicle" anyway.
805
00:40:45,273 --> 00:40:48,609
He's only here because he's the
editor of that stupid paper.
806
00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:50,611
# No matter what... #
807
00:40:50,612 --> 00:40:52,613
Hello?
808
00:40:52,614 --> 00:40:55,149
Malerie? It's Carson.
809
00:40:55,150 --> 00:40:57,084
- Who?
- Carson Phillips.
810
00:40:57,085 --> 00:40:58,685
Oh, yeah, I knew.
811
00:40:58,686 --> 00:41:00,988
Operation clovergate's
in effect.
812
00:41:00,989 --> 00:41:05,026
So many people to blackmail,
so little time.
813
00:41:05,027 --> 00:41:07,928
But how're we gonna
blackmail all of them?
814
00:41:07,929 --> 00:41:09,930
Humph.
815
00:41:09,931 --> 00:41:11,932
I don't know.
816
00:41:11,933 --> 00:41:14,103
I got dirt on most of them.
817
00:41:15,103 --> 00:41:17,107
So I'm not sure.
But then again,
818
00:41:18,107 --> 00:41:20,262
Columbus wasn't sure if
north America was there.
819
00:41:20,263 --> 00:41:21,274
But it didn't stop him
820
00:41:21,275 --> 00:41:23,378
from sailing to it.
And once he was there,
821
00:41:23,379 --> 00:41:25,178
- you know what he did?
- What?
822
00:41:25,179 --> 00:41:28,149
He enslaved every single
Indian around him.
823
00:41:28,150 --> 00:41:30,785
Oh, you little Indians,
look out.
824
00:41:30,786 --> 00:41:32,253
Yeah.
825
00:41:32,254 --> 00:41:36,791
Some will be
much easier than others.
826
00:41:36,792 --> 00:41:37,893
N-n-no.
827
00:41:38,993 --> 00:41:42,796
# when the sky #
828
00:41:42,797 --> 00:41:44,231
# opens #
829
00:41:44,232 --> 00:41:48,138
# and the sound
comes out of it now #
830
00:41:51,139 --> 00:41:54,441
# it's like a breath of air
it's like a splash of water #
831
00:41:54,442 --> 00:41:56,209
# it's like a slap #
832
00:41:56,210 --> 00:42:01,151
# on the hand... #
833
00:42:03,152 --> 00:42:05,318
You're "badboy2012"?
834
00:42:05,319 --> 00:42:09,156
I can't even
look at you anymore.
835
00:42:09,157 --> 00:42:13,157
Not that it was easy before.
836
00:42:17,165 --> 00:42:19,765
It's a nice day.
837
00:42:29,844 --> 00:42:33,844
Hey, Siegfried. Here you go.
838
00:42:42,357 --> 00:42:46,863
Hey, Roy, enjoy.
839
00:42:49,864 --> 00:42:50,564
Ahem!
840
00:42:53,868 --> 00:42:56,204
What's this?
841
00:42:56,205 --> 00:42:58,405
Come on. You know what that is.
842
00:42:58,406 --> 00:43:01,209
You left it in
the journalism classroom.
843
00:43:01,210 --> 00:43:04,245
Um, did you guys want some?
844
00:43:04,246 --> 00:43:07,013
If we were responsible students
we would go right now
845
00:43:07,014 --> 00:43:08,484
to the school authorities.
846
00:43:08,485 --> 00:43:10,751
Listen,
I'll write the movie review,
847
00:43:10,752 --> 00:43:12,352
I promise you. Huh?
848
00:43:12,353 --> 00:43:18,258
It's too late for that.
849
00:43:18,259 --> 00:43:19,894
What a rush.
850
00:43:19,895 --> 00:43:24,231
# No matter what #
851
00:43:24,232 --> 00:43:26,234
# I say #
852
00:43:26,235 --> 00:43:28,401
Can I help you?
853
00:43:28,402 --> 00:43:31,506
I was uh, just googling
some Satan worshiping cults,
854
00:43:31,507 --> 00:43:33,508
you know, a hobby of mine, and
855
00:43:33,509 --> 00:43:36,477
I came across these.
Check these out, right?
856
00:43:36,478 --> 00:43:39,914
Isn't that you, I believe,
with a whip in your mouth?
857
00:43:39,915 --> 00:43:42,416
Yes, yes, here you're
riding some guys in this one.
858
00:43:42,417 --> 00:43:45,519
Yes, that's great. And this one.
This one's my favorite.
859
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,021
Why are you showing me these?
860
00:43:48,022 --> 00:43:50,423
Oh, I just want
to protect you, Vicki.
861
00:43:50,424 --> 00:43:54,162
I mean, I'd hate it if these were
accidentally emailed to your mom.
862
00:43:54,163 --> 00:43:56,530
Does she still teach
Sunday school
863
00:43:56,531 --> 00:43:59,131
at Ryder Baptist church?
864
00:44:06,275 --> 00:44:08,042
And when I say teamwork,
865
00:44:08,043 --> 00:44:10,278
what's the first thing
that comes to mind?
866
00:44:10,279 --> 00:44:12,280
Shut up!
867
00:44:12,281 --> 00:44:16,253
Move your books.
Move your books!
868
00:44:19,254 --> 00:44:20,323
# Two, four, six, eight #
869
00:44:21,123 --> 00:44:23,890
# heard you like to fornicate #
870
00:44:23,891 --> 00:44:25,491
Carson!
871
00:44:29,297 --> 00:44:34,602
I want you to be
there at that time.
872
00:44:34,603 --> 00:44:37,171
I also want to recommend
not sleeping with students...
873
00:44:37,172 --> 00:44:39,772
Strongly recommend it.
874
00:44:47,215 --> 00:44:49,815
Strongly recommend it.
875
00:44:56,625 --> 00:45:01,463
I could get fired for this,
and I need that dental plan.
876
00:45:03,464 --> 00:45:09,003
It's normal to be with older
women in your culture, right?
877
00:45:09,004 --> 00:45:12,339
I have no idea what you are
saying, but you are so hot.
878
00:45:12,340 --> 00:45:15,343
And young and tannish
and imported.
879
00:45:15,344 --> 00:45:19,513
Oh, God. I feel like I'm
in eat, pray, love.
880
00:45:19,514 --> 00:45:20,514
- Was that dirty talk?
- Si.
881
00:45:20,515 --> 00:45:25,019
Oh, I love dirty talk.
882
00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:27,354
Oh, you're so
"spanelicious!" I love it!
883
00:45:27,355 --> 00:45:31,024
Ms. Hastings?
884
00:45:31,025 --> 00:45:32,625
Coming.
885
00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:47,608
- Hola?
- What's up, man?
886
00:45:47,609 --> 00:45:50,211
Hey, what's happening, bro?
887
00:45:50,212 --> 00:45:53,213
Nah, nothing. I was just
feeling up the receptionist.
888
00:45:53,214 --> 00:45:55,383
Yeah, dude, no,
the receptionist.
889
00:45:55,384 --> 00:45:57,585
It's insane. I'm one away
from beating my record.
890
00:45:57,586 --> 00:46:00,421
I literally put the "dick"
in valedictorian.
891
00:46:00,422 --> 00:46:02,155
It's...
892
00:46:02,156 --> 00:46:04,756
I'll call you back.
893
00:46:12,034 --> 00:46:14,635
So, Emilio...
894
00:46:14,636 --> 00:46:17,604
How long have you been
a fornicating exchange student?
895
00:46:17,605 --> 00:46:20,140
And I would
tone down the Telemundo.
896
00:46:20,141 --> 00:46:23,044
- Malerie here is in Spanish 4.
- Si.
897
00:46:23,045 --> 00:46:26,347
I'm also fluent in
Celtic and Elvish.
898
00:46:26,348 --> 00:46:28,615
Take that light in your face.
899
00:46:28,616 --> 00:46:30,684
All right, look.
900
00:46:30,685 --> 00:46:33,687
I'm not from
El Salvador obviously.
901
00:46:33,688 --> 00:46:36,356
I'm from San Diego.
902
00:46:36,357 --> 00:46:38,426
Sea world, I knew it.
903
00:46:38,427 --> 00:46:40,961
I knew he smelt
very faintly of dolphin.
904
00:46:40,962 --> 00:46:43,430
- No, I don't.
- What else? Tell us the truth!
905
00:46:43,431 --> 00:46:45,166
Speak.
906
00:46:45,167 --> 00:46:47,267
The only Spanish I know
is from level one,
907
00:46:47,268 --> 00:46:49,269
Rosetta Stone, which I stole.
908
00:46:49,270 --> 00:46:52,039
I've been saying the same 10
phrases over and over again
909
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,707
and no one seems to notice.
910
00:46:53,708 --> 00:46:56,176
Please don't
tell my host family.
911
00:46:56,177 --> 00:46:59,513
- Dude, they'd have me arrested.
- Why would you do this?
912
00:46:59,514 --> 00:47:01,448
Are you kidding?
913
00:47:01,449 --> 00:47:04,517
I get food, housing...
914
00:47:04,518 --> 00:47:07,321
And girls.
915
00:47:07,322 --> 00:47:10,125
Dude, girls like nothing more
than a guy that speaks Spanish.
916
00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:13,593
That just little...
Oh, my God.
917
00:47:13,594 --> 00:47:16,062
It all makes sense now.
918
00:47:16,063 --> 00:47:18,332
Continue.
919
00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:19,668
Dude, you can't blame me.
920
00:47:19,669 --> 00:47:22,003
Yeah, yeah, I can.
921
00:47:22,004 --> 00:47:26,008
I can blame you
muchas gracias, senorita.
922
00:47:28,009 --> 00:47:30,343
This is for you.
923
00:47:30,344 --> 00:47:32,614
- Si, "se paedophile."
- And just remember,
924
00:47:32,615 --> 00:47:36,615
we have this all on film.
925
00:47:42,491 --> 00:47:44,658
Well, hello, everyone.
926
00:47:44,659 --> 00:47:46,794
And welcome
to the journalism classroom.
927
00:47:46,795 --> 00:47:49,430
- You fascist.
- Okay, enough with the names,
928
00:47:49,431 --> 00:47:52,499
all right? Okay, look.
I'll make this short and sweet.
929
00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:54,801
You're all here
because I've got dirt on you.
930
00:47:54,802 --> 00:47:57,238
Okay, well,
I know why I'm here.
931
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,472
Pretty sure
I know why Dwayne's here.
932
00:47:59,473 --> 00:48:02,242
Why are the rest of you here?
933
00:48:02,243 --> 00:48:04,512
That's for me to know
and the rest of you
934
00:48:04,513 --> 00:48:07,580
to never know
if all goes as planned.
935
00:48:07,581 --> 00:48:10,651
This is bullshit. Not to mention illegal.
Do you know how many
936
00:48:10,652 --> 00:48:12,753
lawyers my family has?
937
00:48:12,754 --> 00:48:16,089
- Seven.
- All right, listen.
938
00:48:16,090 --> 00:48:18,225
If any of you
would like to share
939
00:48:18,226 --> 00:48:20,528
the information I have on you,
please feel free to do so
940
00:48:21,128 --> 00:48:24,631
and then leave the room.
941
00:48:24,632 --> 00:48:26,367
Didn't think so.
942
00:48:26,368 --> 00:48:28,233
I'm late for
hello Dolly rehearsal
943
00:48:28,234 --> 00:48:30,371
- so what do you want from us?
- As you all know,
944
00:48:30,372 --> 00:48:33,207
I am starting
a school literary magazine.
945
00:48:33,208 --> 00:48:34,841
You want us
to buy your magazine?
946
00:48:34,842 --> 00:48:37,178
You Claire, no.
I would never expect you
947
00:48:37,179 --> 00:48:39,680
to recognize an intelligent
publication let alone purchase one.
948
00:48:39,681 --> 00:48:42,383
But your friends
and families, yes. Why?
949
00:48:42,384 --> 00:48:45,218
'Cause you're all
gonna be in it.
950
00:48:45,219 --> 00:48:47,455
I want a literary submission
from each of you.
951
00:48:47,456 --> 00:48:49,289
So that's what
this is all about?
952
00:48:49,290 --> 00:48:50,860
This is ridiculous.
953
00:48:51,860 --> 00:48:53,593
I'm not even a student here.
954
00:48:53,594 --> 00:48:55,563
It's because
I want more from you.
955
00:48:55,564 --> 00:48:57,631
And from you.
956
00:48:57,632 --> 00:49:00,234
I want a submission from each
football player and cheerleader.
957
00:49:00,235 --> 00:49:01,035
What?
958
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:04,342
Oh, you can't make me,
my cheer team, or anyone else
959
00:49:04,438 --> 00:49:06,241
do anything, okay?
See, there is a reason
960
00:49:06,242 --> 00:49:08,475
why you and precious
in the corner over there
961
00:49:08,476 --> 00:49:10,644
are the only members
of your club. Okay?
962
00:49:10,645 --> 00:49:13,116
And it's because everybody hates you.
Even if you spread
963
00:49:14,116 --> 00:49:16,418
whatever information you
have on us around the school,
964
00:49:17,118 --> 00:49:18,853
no one is going
to believe you, got it?
965
00:49:18,854 --> 00:49:21,588
- I will totally believe him.
- You don't count.
966
00:49:21,589 --> 00:49:24,291
Oh, we don't count?
Thank you very much.
967
00:49:24,292 --> 00:49:28,329
They will believe, 'cause we will
spread that shit like nutella.
968
00:49:28,330 --> 00:49:30,430
All right, for years
969
00:49:30,431 --> 00:49:34,602
I have been poked and stabbed
with your bitch fork.
970
00:49:34,603 --> 00:49:37,303
You have beaten me down
971
00:49:37,304 --> 00:49:38,672
to the bottom
of the high school food chain
972
00:49:38,673 --> 00:49:41,441
with the shitty end of the stick
for far too long.
973
00:49:41,442 --> 00:49:43,711
You don't think
they're gonna believe me?
974
00:49:43,712 --> 00:49:46,446
I will make them believe me!
You don't think
975
00:49:46,447 --> 00:49:48,748
they've just been waiting for
an excuse to turn against you?
976
00:49:48,749 --> 00:49:50,886
I mean, sure they all hate
me, but that's because
977
00:49:50,887 --> 00:49:54,155
I'm the only person in town with
an IQ larger than my shoe size
978
00:49:54,156 --> 00:49:56,457
and I don't hesitate
to remind people that!
979
00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:58,399
So go ahead and play all
the mind games you want.
980
00:49:58,400 --> 00:49:59,292
I'm not accepting that
981
00:49:59,293 --> 00:50:02,296
invitation to intimidation
any longer, all right?!
982
00:50:02,297 --> 00:50:05,231
I've got a whole hell of a lot
to gain and nothing to lose
983
00:50:05,232 --> 00:50:07,700
and this time
none of you are stopping me!
984
00:50:07,701 --> 00:50:09,937
Do you need some examples?!
985
00:50:09,938 --> 00:50:12,772
Here are some examples,
all right,
986
00:50:12,773 --> 00:50:16,577
poetry, short stories, essays,
scripts, novels, anything!
987
00:50:16,578 --> 00:50:19,646
As long as it's in your words,
in my hands asap! You got it?!
988
00:50:19,647 --> 00:50:21,814
Write about
how much you hate me.
989
00:50:21,815 --> 00:50:25,318
Write in detail about how much
you want to kill me, okay?!
990
00:50:25,319 --> 00:50:30,758
Now get the hell out of
my classroom!
991
00:50:30,759 --> 00:50:32,826
Excuse me.
992
00:50:37,331 --> 00:50:39,733
I'm worried most of you
993
00:50:39,734 --> 00:50:43,803
have taken one too many
tackles to the head.
994
00:50:43,804 --> 00:50:46,906
We can't beat a team
unless we outthink a team.
995
00:50:46,907 --> 00:50:49,209
So...
996
00:50:49,210 --> 00:50:53,513
To prove you are
all capable of doing that,
997
00:50:53,514 --> 00:50:56,216
I want you all
to submit something
998
00:50:56,217 --> 00:50:58,419
to the school
literary magazine.
999
00:50:58,420 --> 00:51:00,220
Uh, what the...
1000
00:51:00,221 --> 00:51:03,225
don't question me,
hit the showers now!
1001
00:51:04,826 --> 00:51:07,760
I like the color green.
1002
00:51:07,761 --> 00:51:10,964
When I see green,
I think of trees, plants
1003
00:51:10,965 --> 00:51:14,702
and grass.
1004
00:51:14,703 --> 00:51:17,638
When I think of grass,
I think of football...
1005
00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:19,872
- Brilliant.
- We can't cheer
1006
00:51:19,873 --> 00:51:21,874
if we're not cultured.
1007
00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:24,711
I just want everyone
to write something
1008
00:51:24,712 --> 00:51:26,880
for the literary magazine,
okay?
1009
00:51:28,482 --> 00:51:30,783
Now let's go do
a frickin' pyramid.
1010
00:51:30,784 --> 00:51:32,885
I love cheerleading.
1011
00:51:32,886 --> 00:51:35,722
But the worst thing about
being on top of the pyramid is
1012
00:51:35,723 --> 00:51:40,794
you can get really hurt
if you fall.
1013
00:51:40,795 --> 00:51:43,597
It was a world of
vampires and demons
1014
00:51:43,598 --> 00:51:45,633
where innocence was rare
1015
00:51:45,634 --> 00:51:49,903
and so were the living.
1016
00:51:49,904 --> 00:51:53,274
Why do people live
2d lives in a 3d world
1017
00:51:53,275 --> 00:51:56,391
when they can live
4d lives all the time?
1018
00:52:09,391 --> 00:52:11,758
Yeah.
1019
00:52:11,759 --> 00:52:13,862
I have always known that
I was destined for fame.
1020
00:52:13,863 --> 00:52:16,530
The image of my name in
lights isn't just a dream,
1021
00:52:16,531 --> 00:52:20,466
it's a premonition.
1022
00:52:20,467 --> 00:52:22,368
Roses are red,
1023
00:52:22,369 --> 00:52:24,338
violets are blue,
1024
00:52:24,339 --> 00:52:28,843
no amount of money
could keep me away from you.
1025
00:52:30,844 --> 00:52:32,946
There was
once a little princess
1026
00:52:32,947 --> 00:52:34,882
with several responsibilities.
1027
00:52:34,883 --> 00:52:37,318
Her parents,
the king and queen,
1028
00:52:37,319 --> 00:52:39,054
put way too much
pressure on her
1029
00:52:39,055 --> 00:52:43,959
since they had troubles
managing the kingdom.
1030
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,963
Malerie writing
1031
00:52:49,964 --> 00:52:53,334
part 38.
1032
00:52:53,335 --> 00:52:56,803
Action.
1033
00:52:56,804 --> 00:52:58,472
Call me...
1034
00:52:58,473 --> 00:53:00,807
Isabella.
1035
00:53:00,808 --> 00:53:04,945
It's genius.
1036
00:53:04,946 --> 00:53:07,647
It was anything like
I'd ever experienced.
1037
00:53:07,648 --> 00:53:09,551
For the first time in my life,
1038
00:53:09,552 --> 00:53:11,517
I was winning.
1039
00:53:11,518 --> 00:53:13,822
For the first time,
everything seemed reachable.
1040
00:53:13,823 --> 00:53:17,827
It's like Christmas.
1041
00:53:20,828 --> 00:53:24,765
So I'm blackmailing
the entire school
1042
00:53:24,766 --> 00:53:27,501
to better my chances
of getting into the university
1043
00:53:27,502 --> 00:53:30,370
of my dreams,
and it's exhilarating.
1044
00:53:30,371 --> 00:53:32,372
I mean,
who'd of thought that one of
1045
00:53:32,373 --> 00:53:36,843
my biggest accomplishments
would be criminal?
1046
00:53:36,844 --> 00:53:39,012
- Get out.
- Oh, no,
1047
00:53:39,013 --> 00:53:41,080
not today, grandma.
Please don't.
1048
00:53:41,081 --> 00:53:43,684
- Not today.
- Get out.
1049
00:53:43,685 --> 00:53:45,753
Get out. I do not know you!
1050
00:53:45,754 --> 00:53:48,055
All right, okay, I'm leaving.
1051
00:53:48,056 --> 00:53:50,990
So we still need a venue
for prom, any ideas?
1052
00:53:50,991 --> 00:53:52,593
I was thinking quail gardens.
1053
00:53:52,594 --> 00:53:54,561
What about
motel 6 up the highway?
1054
00:53:54,562 --> 00:53:57,664
I mean, everyone heads up there
after prom anyway, right?
1055
00:53:57,665 --> 00:54:00,033
Any objections
to quail gardens?
1056
00:54:00,034 --> 00:54:01,801
No objections.
1057
00:54:01,802 --> 00:54:03,570
Isn't quail gardens
1058
00:54:03,571 --> 00:54:05,705
like right in the middle
of the country?
1059
00:54:05,706 --> 00:54:08,041
And prom is usually
in the beginning of summer
1060
00:54:08,042 --> 00:54:10,611
so everyone's gonna be
eaten alive by bugs.
1061
00:54:10,612 --> 00:54:13,513
I think the uh, the clover
dining hall would be cheaper
1062
00:54:13,514 --> 00:54:15,548
- and smarter.
- Okay,
1063
00:54:15,549 --> 00:54:17,084
clover dining hall it is.
1064
00:54:17,085 --> 00:54:20,019
- Awesome, moving on.
- We need a theme.
1065
00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:22,555
How 'bout a fairy tale theme?
We could do
1066
00:54:22,556 --> 00:54:24,725
an easy Cinderella
setting for photos.
1067
00:54:24,726 --> 00:54:27,428
Oh, my God. I love Rapunzel.
1068
00:54:27,429 --> 00:54:29,896
Yeah, I'm not sure
all the students
1069
00:54:29,897 --> 00:54:32,765
would appreciate
um, that theme.
1070
00:54:32,766 --> 00:54:34,600
Like the male ones.
1071
00:54:34,601 --> 00:54:36,769
Why don't you guys do
like a, uh, era theme,
1072
00:54:36,770 --> 00:54:39,772
like the roaring '20s
or something?
1073
00:54:39,773 --> 00:54:41,742
'20s is fine.
1074
00:54:41,743 --> 00:54:43,776
Super.
1075
00:54:43,777 --> 00:54:46,446
Okay. Why are you guys, uh,
1076
00:54:46,447 --> 00:54:48,849
letting me make
all the decisions?
1077
00:54:48,850 --> 00:54:51,185
It was a lot more fun
when I got to argue with you.
1078
00:54:51,186 --> 00:54:55,186
Are you gonna make us
write more if we do?
1079
00:55:00,795 --> 00:55:02,763
- Anything for me?
- No,
1080
00:55:02,764 --> 00:55:04,932
just bills and ads
1081
00:55:04,933 --> 00:55:06,101
and bills, bills, bills.
1082
00:55:07,101 --> 00:55:08,103
Let me see.
1083
00:55:09,103 --> 00:55:10,937
Magazines...
1084
00:55:10,938 --> 00:55:13,539
Uh, let me know
if you find anything.
1085
00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:16,140
- Yep.
- Thank you.
1086
00:55:23,485 --> 00:55:24,885
Howdy.
1087
00:55:24,886 --> 00:55:26,855
Here is my entry
for the magazine.
1088
00:55:26,856 --> 00:55:29,789
Uh, great.
Is it about contraception?
1089
00:55:29,790 --> 00:55:32,225
You know what?
It must be really nice
1090
00:55:32,226 --> 00:55:34,961
to have plans
to journey out into the world,
1091
00:55:34,962 --> 00:55:37,196
but some of us
don't have that capability.
1092
00:55:37,197 --> 00:55:40,033
Some of us are stuck here
and have to make the most of it,
1093
00:55:40,034 --> 00:55:43,135
so excuse me for wanting to have
a little fun my senior year.
1094
00:55:43,136 --> 00:55:46,506
It could be
the last chance that I get.
1095
00:55:46,507 --> 00:55:49,142
And why are you incapable?
1096
00:55:49,143 --> 00:55:52,515
Why are you stuck here?
1097
00:55:55,516 --> 00:55:57,984
Second grade
Mrs. McCoy's classroom.
1098
00:55:57,985 --> 00:56:00,254
I doubt you remember
this, but I do.
1099
00:56:00,255 --> 00:56:03,222
We went around the room and
we all said what we wanted to be
1100
00:56:03,223 --> 00:56:06,158
when we grew up. I said that I wanted
to be a Nobel peace prize winner
1101
00:56:06,159 --> 00:56:09,062
- and you said...
- I wanted to be a ballerina.
1102
00:56:09,063 --> 00:56:11,531
What stopped you?
1103
00:56:11,532 --> 00:56:16,836
- They all laughed at me.
- But I didn't laugh at you.
1104
00:56:16,837 --> 00:56:19,839
In what grade do we
stop believing in ourselves?
1105
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:23,010
Well, what grade do we
just stop believing period?
1106
00:56:23,011 --> 00:56:25,778
I mean, someone has to be
a Nobel peace prize winner.
1107
00:56:25,779 --> 00:56:28,015
Someone has to be a ballerina.
1108
00:56:28,016 --> 00:56:33,186
Why not us?
1109
00:56:34,956 --> 00:56:37,257
Now I can't be
the only one that gets that.
1110
00:56:40,328 --> 00:56:42,696
You know,
when I'm here at school,
1111
00:56:42,697 --> 00:56:44,631
I just turn my phone off
1112
00:56:44,632 --> 00:56:46,934
so that I don't hear it
not ringing.
1113
00:56:46,935 --> 00:56:49,870
Who is it?
1114
00:56:49,871 --> 00:56:55,709
It's... My dad.
1115
00:56:55,710 --> 00:56:56,876
Hello?
1116
00:56:56,877 --> 00:56:58,112
Hey, Carson.
1117
00:56:59,112 --> 00:57:01,181
I didn't mean to call you after school.
I'm sure you're busy
1118
00:57:01,182 --> 00:57:03,783
with your homework and so forth
but I got some really good news
1119
00:57:03,784 --> 00:57:08,187
I wanna tell you. Yeah, I'm getting married.
Her name's April.
1120
00:57:08,188 --> 00:57:11,191
We're expecting a baby and you're
gonna have a baby brother.
1121
00:57:11,192 --> 00:57:13,160
You gotta be shitting me.
1122
00:57:13,161 --> 00:57:15,896
So anyway, she wants to meet you.
Is there any chance
1123
00:57:15,897 --> 00:57:18,064
you could make it
over for dinner sometime soon?
1124
00:57:18,065 --> 00:57:21,068
I... I'd have to think about it.
1125
00:57:21,069 --> 00:57:23,070
Please do. In fact,
1126
00:57:23,071 --> 00:57:26,238
I'd really appreciate it.
Hope to see you soon. 'Kay?
1127
00:57:26,239 --> 00:57:28,941
- 'Kay.
- 'Kay, bye.
1128
00:57:28,942 --> 00:57:31,077
What happened?
1129
00:57:31,078 --> 00:57:33,613
Uh, um...
1130
00:57:33,614 --> 00:57:36,617
Apparently,
my dad's getting married.
1131
00:57:36,618 --> 00:57:40,620
Congratulations.
1132
00:57:40,621 --> 00:57:41,665
I guess.
1133
00:57:45,293 --> 00:57:47,160
Where're you going?
1134
00:57:47,161 --> 00:57:49,095
Ah...
1135
00:57:49,096 --> 00:57:52,765
I'm gonna go
have dinner with dad.
1136
00:57:52,766 --> 00:57:55,167
- Why?
- Um...
1137
00:57:55,168 --> 00:57:59,006
Apparently,
he's getting married.
1138
00:57:59,007 --> 00:58:01,408
Good for him.
1139
00:58:01,409 --> 00:58:06,178
He wants me
to go meet his fianc� so...
1140
00:58:06,179 --> 00:58:08,280
Have fun.
1141
00:58:08,281 --> 00:58:10,783
Be home at a decent hour and,
1142
00:58:10,784 --> 00:58:13,854
and all that parenting shit.
1143
00:58:13,855 --> 00:58:15,756
Bye, mom.
1144
00:58:15,757 --> 00:58:20,293
Love you.
1145
00:58:23,197 --> 00:58:26,034
Your dad tells me
you're quite popular at school.
1146
00:58:27,735 --> 00:58:29,403
No.
1147
00:58:29,404 --> 00:58:32,738
I'm active,
but I'm, I'm not popular.
1148
00:58:32,739 --> 00:58:35,008
Well, he's part of
the newspaper club.
1149
00:58:35,009 --> 00:58:37,810
Actually, I'm president
of the writers' club.
1150
00:58:37,811 --> 00:58:39,912
Editor of the school newspaper,
1151
00:58:39,913 --> 00:58:42,314
and I recently just started
a literary magazine.
1152
00:58:42,315 --> 00:58:45,151
Check you out.
You must get really good grades.
1153
00:58:45,152 --> 00:58:47,153
Yeah, he does pretty well.
1154
00:58:47,154 --> 00:58:50,323
I have a 4.3.
I would have a 4.5,
1155
00:58:50,324 --> 00:58:54,060
but I tend to argue with the
teachers and their lesson plans so.
1156
00:58:54,061 --> 00:58:55,697
Well, do you play sports?
1157
00:58:58,866 --> 00:59:00,700
I'm just...
1158
00:59:00,701 --> 00:59:04,004
I mean...
1159
00:59:04,005 --> 00:59:06,173
God knows I tried.
We'd always go down
1160
00:59:06,174 --> 00:59:07,309
- to the park...
- Did we?
1161
00:59:08,109 --> 00:59:10,243
Throw the ball around,
but he didn't show any interest.
1162
00:59:10,244 --> 00:59:13,180
So I quickly realized that
I didn't get that major leaguer
1163
00:59:13,181 --> 00:59:15,916
I was hoping for.
He kind of threw like a girl.
1164
00:59:15,917 --> 00:59:18,319
- Dad, we, we never did that.
- Well, sure we did.
1165
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:21,220
You just don't remember.
I don't think you remember.
1166
00:59:21,221 --> 00:59:23,457
No, I would remember
something like that.
1167
00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:26,193
He's actually exaggerating.
He's got a very sort of
1168
00:59:26,194 --> 00:59:28,261
creative imagination.
I think that's what makes him
1169
00:59:28,262 --> 00:59:31,164
- such a good writer.
- Who are you pretending to be?
1170
00:59:31,165 --> 00:59:33,134
Like, what are you doing?
You left what,
1171
00:59:33,135 --> 00:59:36,368
like five years ago when I've
seen you twice since then?
1172
00:59:36,369 --> 00:59:38,437
You're young,
maybe you don't understand.
1173
00:59:38,438 --> 00:59:40,741
You're right, I don't understand.
I don't understand
1174
00:59:40,742 --> 00:59:43,376
how you could just abandon your
old family and then act like
1175
00:59:43,377 --> 00:59:45,879
everything is okay
in front of the new one.
1176
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:47,816
- Carson, your mom's unstable.
- Yeah, I know.
1177
00:59:48,116 --> 00:59:50,850
- And you left me with her.
- Carson...
1178
00:59:50,851 --> 00:59:52,419
Yeah, you know, I can't...
1179
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:54,221
Thank you, April.
Thank you for dinner.
1180
00:59:54,222 --> 00:59:58,457
It was lovely meeting you,
but I have to go.
1181
00:59:58,458 --> 01:00:00,958
Carson, I can only say sorry
a number of times, but...
1182
01:00:10,904 --> 01:00:15,509
Well, he's his mother's son.
1183
01:00:32,259 --> 01:00:34,861
I've called you
in here today to announce
1184
01:00:34,862 --> 01:00:37,164
a new district rule myself
1185
01:00:37,165 --> 01:00:39,800
and the rest of the principal
board feel very strongly about.
1186
01:00:39,801 --> 01:00:41,568
So starting next semester,
1187
01:00:41,569 --> 01:00:45,271
all book covers,
backpacks and clothing
1188
01:00:45,272 --> 01:00:49,008
displaying logos and writing
are strictly forbidden.
1189
01:00:49,009 --> 01:00:52,445
So as council members,
it's very important
1190
01:00:52,446 --> 01:00:55,582
that you honor this rule
and provide leadership
1191
01:00:55,583 --> 01:00:57,818
- by following it.
- Okay, agreed,
1192
01:00:57,819 --> 01:01:02,088
I hate some of the obnoxious
and degrading things
1193
01:01:02,089 --> 01:01:04,858
that I read everyday,
and if I see one more person
1194
01:01:04,859 --> 01:01:06,826
wearing one of those shirts
that says, "I do my own stunts,"
1195
01:01:06,827 --> 01:01:09,130
I'm gonna physically rip off
my face and throw it at them.
1196
01:01:09,165 --> 01:01:12,064
But I mean, how are we
supposed to learn and grow
1197
01:01:12,065 --> 01:01:14,968
when you keep taking away our basic
freedoms of self expression?
1198
01:01:14,969 --> 01:01:16,970
Tell you what, buddy,
1199
01:01:16,971 --> 01:01:19,371
why don't you just let us
worry about student suppression?
1200
01:01:19,372 --> 01:01:21,308
- How's that?
- Yeah, you're right.
1201
01:01:21,309 --> 01:01:23,410
You people must know
what you're doing since
1202
01:01:23,411 --> 01:01:25,512
more students are more
depressed, more stressed
1203
01:01:25,513 --> 01:01:27,580
and dropping out now
more than ever before
1204
01:01:27,581 --> 01:01:29,380
so you're doing a real great
job with the decisions.
1205
01:01:29,381 --> 01:01:31,351
- You're out of line.
- You're on a power trip.
1206
01:01:31,352 --> 01:01:34,220
How does banning logos
do anything except help your own
1207
01:01:34,221 --> 01:01:37,156
- conservative agendas?
- This discussion is over, okay?
1208
01:01:37,157 --> 01:01:40,193
You will follow the new rules.
And because of
1209
01:01:40,194 --> 01:01:42,863
your disrespectful attitude,
1210
01:01:42,864 --> 01:01:45,365
I hereby revoke all student
off-campus privileges
1211
01:01:45,366 --> 01:01:48,001
for the rest of the year.
1212
01:01:48,002 --> 01:01:50,105
Your peers can thank you,
little man.
1213
01:01:51,105 --> 01:01:57,077
Let's go, guys.
1214
01:01:57,078 --> 01:02:00,412
Aah! You can't punish
the whole school
1215
01:02:00,413 --> 01:02:02,082
for one student's big mouth!
1216
01:02:02,083 --> 01:02:04,283
I can't believe
you all just sat there!
1217
01:02:04,284 --> 01:02:06,254
Oh, I can't believe you're still
putting the blame on us.
1218
01:02:06,255 --> 01:02:08,988
Thanks to you, we have to
have prom in the cafeteria.
1219
01:02:08,989 --> 01:02:11,926
We'll be spending a lot of time there since
we can't go off campus to eat anymore.
1220
01:02:11,927 --> 01:02:14,461
If you write an apology letter,
maybe they'd reconsider.
1221
01:02:14,462 --> 01:02:16,896
He should apologize
to the whole school.
1222
01:02:16,897 --> 01:02:19,633
Hm-hmm, what about
next week at assembly?
1223
01:02:19,634 --> 01:02:22,135
Oh, Carson, you always thought
you were so much better than us
1224
01:02:22,136 --> 01:02:24,271
because we all
couldn't stand you,
1225
01:02:24,272 --> 01:02:26,939
but get ready for pure hatred
coming your way because as soon as
1226
01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:28,941
the rest of the school
finds out about this
1227
01:02:28,942 --> 01:02:31,611
and they tell their parents,
the entire town will actually
1228
01:02:31,612 --> 01:02:33,546
- hate you!
- Enough, all right?!
1229
01:02:33,547 --> 01:02:36,182
I didn't just
stand up for myself in there,
1230
01:02:36,183 --> 01:02:38,285
I was standing up
for all of you!
1231
01:02:38,286 --> 01:02:40,254
The minute you guys
walked into this campus,
1232
01:02:40,255 --> 01:02:42,254
you were labeled
as high school royalty,
1233
01:02:42,255 --> 01:02:45,258
and you'd rather maintain
that label than heaven forbid
1234
01:02:45,259 --> 01:02:47,327
stand up for yourselves!
1235
01:02:47,328 --> 01:02:49,930
But high school ends,
and for your sakes,
1236
01:02:49,931 --> 01:02:51,932
I hope guys aren't
the walking clich�s
1237
01:02:51,933 --> 01:02:53,934
everyone thinks you are!
'Cause life is gonna
1238
01:02:53,935 --> 01:02:56,503
walk all over you and it's
gonna bite you in the ass!
1239
01:02:56,504 --> 01:02:59,104
We are not clich�s.
1240
01:03:07,248 --> 01:03:09,582
I tried avoiding you
as long as I could,
1241
01:03:09,583 --> 01:03:11,952
but this is
the only pharmacy in town,
1242
01:03:11,953 --> 01:03:16,953
and I'm starting to go through withdrawal.
So I need my refills.
1243
01:03:25,065 --> 01:03:30,105
I figured as much.
1244
01:03:31,105 --> 01:03:34,307
Wow. I know what
you must think of me.
1245
01:03:34,308 --> 01:03:37,112
Pathetic divorcee
who turned herself into this.
1246
01:03:38,112 --> 01:03:41,180
Well, this isn't
the life you want.
1247
01:03:41,181 --> 01:03:42,116
I gave him my life...
1248
01:03:43,116 --> 01:03:45,285
Only to be tossed aside
1249
01:03:45,286 --> 01:03:47,121
when he decided
it wasn't enough.
1250
01:03:48,121 --> 01:03:50,689
This was never a part of my
1251
01:03:50,690 --> 01:03:55,695
picket fence fantasy.
1252
01:03:55,696 --> 01:03:57,997
You and I aren't so different.
1253
01:03:57,998 --> 01:04:00,066
I had a kid to save a marriage,
1254
01:04:00,067 --> 01:04:03,003
and you're having one
to ensure one.
1255
01:04:03,004 --> 01:04:05,738
So you shouldn't be
so quick to judge.
1256
01:04:05,739 --> 01:04:07,673
Especially you.
1257
01:04:07,674 --> 01:04:12,144
'Cause I was you...
1258
01:04:12,145 --> 01:04:14,745
And now I'm this.
1259
01:04:26,226 --> 01:04:29,028
Sometimes I just don't get it.
1260
01:04:29,029 --> 01:04:31,196
Life.
1261
01:04:31,197 --> 01:04:35,035
I mean, why do
some of us have to work
1262
01:04:35,036 --> 01:04:37,504
so hard for things
we believe in
1263
01:04:37,505 --> 01:04:39,772
and others don't?
1264
01:04:39,773 --> 01:04:43,110
I mean, why do
some of us care so much?
1265
01:04:44,110 --> 01:04:48,515
I mean, why are some of us
selfish by nature and...
1266
01:04:48,516 --> 01:04:52,519
Some of us
are selfish to survive?
1267
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:55,754
Dear, I'm making this
for my grandson.
1268
01:04:55,755 --> 01:05:01,060
Wh-what is it?
1269
01:05:01,061 --> 01:05:04,229
A scarf blanket.
1270
01:05:04,230 --> 01:05:06,399
I wanted to be heard so bad
1271
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:12,372
that I never
thought about listening.
1272
01:05:12,373 --> 01:05:15,075
But what I regretted the most
1273
01:05:15,076 --> 01:05:18,310
was that I lived every day
waiting for my life to begin.
1274
01:05:18,311 --> 01:05:20,546
What's this?
1275
01:05:20,547 --> 01:05:23,082
It's a magazine.
1276
01:05:23,083 --> 01:05:24,118
Dick.
1277
01:05:25,118 --> 01:05:29,118
The higher your cloud,
the further your rain falls.
1278
01:05:33,226 --> 01:05:35,628
It's full of literary stuff.
1279
01:05:35,629 --> 01:05:38,097
Three dollars.
1280
01:05:38,098 --> 01:05:40,633
I soon learned
that when it rains
1281
01:05:40,634 --> 01:05:42,202
it pours.
1282
01:05:42,203 --> 01:05:43,570
All right.
1283
01:05:43,571 --> 01:05:45,705
I'm sorry. Can you repeat that?
1284
01:05:45,706 --> 01:05:47,740
They won't let you reapply.
1285
01:05:47,741 --> 01:05:50,742
You were accepted,
but you never confirmed.
1286
01:05:50,743 --> 01:05:52,579
So you were denied.
1287
01:05:52,580 --> 01:05:55,116
No, it must've gotten lost
in the mail. I...
1288
01:05:56,116 --> 01:05:58,417
I checked every day.
1289
01:05:58,418 --> 01:06:00,854
Please, you... you...
you have to tell them that.
1290
01:06:00,855 --> 01:06:03,823
I'm afraid I can't do anymore for you.
But you can always go
1291
01:06:03,824 --> 01:06:07,327
- to your second choice school.
- There was no second choice.
1292
01:06:07,328 --> 01:06:10,430
Oh. Well, you can
apply again in two years
1293
01:06:10,431 --> 01:06:13,666
after you complete
your requirements.
1294
01:06:13,667 --> 01:06:17,202
Clover community college
is still accepting applications.
1295
01:06:17,203 --> 01:06:20,673
Would you like to fill
out an application?
1296
01:06:20,674 --> 01:06:22,408
Carson...
1297
01:06:22,409 --> 01:06:27,309
Would you like
to fill out an application?
1298
01:06:30,451 --> 01:06:32,885
You know,
I've never seen the ocean.
1299
01:06:32,886 --> 01:06:35,888
Hi, you've reached Carson.
Leave a message, mom.
1300
01:06:35,889 --> 01:06:38,791
Uh, Carson, grandma fell,
and you gotta get...
1301
01:06:38,792 --> 01:06:40,694
Get over here
as soon as you can.
1302
01:06:40,695 --> 01:06:42,695
You can expect some
light showers
1303
01:06:42,696 --> 01:06:45,231
and a possible thunderstorm
by the end of the week.
1304
01:06:45,232 --> 01:06:48,367
You can expect clear skies afterwards
though until next Tuesday.
1305
01:06:48,368 --> 01:06:52,372
Where were you?
Fine, don't tell me.
1306
01:06:52,373 --> 01:06:55,374
But if you were at your
father's, I'd be fine with it.
1307
01:06:55,375 --> 01:06:57,776
- How is she?
- She's fine.
1308
01:06:57,777 --> 01:07:02,350
Bruised her hip
but nothing's broken.
1309
01:07:05,351 --> 01:07:07,854
I'm gonna get some coffee,
do you want something?
1310
01:07:07,855 --> 01:07:09,455
No.
1311
01:07:15,828 --> 01:07:20,832
- What happened to me?
- You fell and hurt yourself.
1312
01:07:20,833 --> 01:07:23,669
- You remind me of my grandson.
- I do?
1313
01:07:23,670 --> 01:07:28,670
- Why is that?
- You're sad looking.
1314
01:07:36,350 --> 01:07:37,684
What's going on?
1315
01:07:37,685 --> 01:07:41,685
They're giving her a bath.
1316
01:07:47,527 --> 01:07:52,531
What's your problem?
1317
01:07:52,532 --> 01:07:54,600
I got into Northwestern
1318
01:07:54,601 --> 01:07:56,702
but I never got a letter.
1319
01:07:56,703 --> 01:07:58,838
So...
1320
01:07:58,839 --> 01:08:02,839
I have to wait
two years to reapply.
1321
01:08:12,252 --> 01:08:17,556
I threw your letter away.
1322
01:08:17,557 --> 01:08:19,559
- What?!
- I'm sorry.
1323
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,494
How could you
throw my letter away?!
1324
01:08:22,495 --> 01:08:25,464
- I wanted to protect you.
- Protect me?!
1325
01:08:25,465 --> 01:08:28,333
I didn't want you
to get hurt like I did.
1326
01:08:28,334 --> 01:08:31,570
All your talk about growing up
and becoming a writer and all...
1327
01:08:31,571 --> 01:08:33,940
All these delusions you
have won't happen.
1328
01:08:33,941 --> 01:08:35,874
Dreams don't come true, Carson.
1329
01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:38,343
Take it from me,
I am living proof.
1330
01:08:38,344 --> 01:08:41,280
The world is a very cruel place.
You would've left,
1331
01:08:41,281 --> 01:08:44,284
been eaten alive,
come back utterly destroyed,
1332
01:08:44,285 --> 01:08:47,453
and I didn't want that.
I wanted better for you.
1333
01:08:47,454 --> 01:08:49,922
I can't believe this.
This is so unfair.
1334
01:08:49,923 --> 01:08:53,458
Life is unfair,
you know, it is.
1335
01:08:53,459 --> 01:08:56,395
And the sooner you realize that,
the faster you grow up.
1336
01:08:56,396 --> 01:08:58,964
And the faster you grow up,
the sooner you'll see
1337
01:08:58,965 --> 01:09:01,467
the world
for what it really is.
1338
01:09:01,468 --> 01:09:03,636
You know, thank you.
1339
01:09:03,637 --> 01:09:05,837
Thank you for being
the perfect example
1340
01:09:05,838 --> 01:09:09,838
of something
that I refuse to become!
1341
01:09:17,618 --> 01:09:22,055
# Bad day
you're looking far away #
1342
01:09:22,056 --> 01:09:26,926
# oh, looking
for the great escape #
1343
01:09:26,927 --> 01:09:29,494
# gets in his car #
1344
01:09:29,495 --> 01:09:31,596
# and drives away #
1345
01:09:31,597 --> 01:09:33,800
# far from all the things #
1346
01:09:33,801 --> 01:09:37,069
# that we are #
1347
01:09:37,070 --> 01:09:41,970
# force a smile... #
1348
01:09:47,315 --> 01:09:52,315
# force a smile... #
1349
01:10:50,878 --> 01:10:53,479
Carson, I need to talk to you.
1350
01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:57,580
I need to apologize.
1351
01:11:03,523 --> 01:11:07,523
I need to apologize.
1352
01:11:16,570 --> 01:11:19,439
What are we gonna do
with all of these?
1353
01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:22,909
I'm donating them to my grandmother's home.
They're sending someone
1354
01:11:22,910 --> 01:11:26,078
after school to come and pick
'em up and pass 'em out.
1355
01:11:26,079 --> 01:11:28,580
At least they'll be read.
1356
01:11:28,581 --> 01:11:31,818
Or chewed.
1357
01:11:31,819 --> 01:11:33,754
I'm so sorry
things didn't work out
1358
01:11:33,755 --> 01:11:35,520
the way that
you wanted them to.
1359
01:11:35,521 --> 01:11:39,091
Me, too.
1360
01:11:39,092 --> 01:11:42,462
Looks like I'll be seeing you
around clover community college.
1361
01:11:42,463 --> 01:11:44,196
Maybe we'll be adventurous
1362
01:11:44,197 --> 01:11:48,006
and start
a literary magazine there.
1363
01:11:53,106 --> 01:11:55,109
Malerie,
why do you film everything?
1364
01:11:56,109 --> 01:11:59,779
I mean, I'm sure
you don't want to remember...
1365
01:11:59,780 --> 01:12:01,681
Everything.
1366
01:12:01,682 --> 01:12:04,484
What isn't worth remembering?
1367
01:12:04,485 --> 01:12:08,186
With good memories
come bad memories,
1368
01:12:08,187 --> 01:12:10,522
and I've got a lot of both.
1369
01:12:10,523 --> 01:12:13,926
At least this way I can fast
forward through all the bad stuff.
1370
01:12:13,927 --> 01:12:15,794
A counselor once told me
1371
01:12:15,795 --> 01:12:18,231
that it doesn't matter
if you're stuck in the past
1372
01:12:18,232 --> 01:12:20,800
or if you
try to forget the past.
1373
01:12:20,801 --> 01:12:23,103
What matters is
what you do in the present.
1374
01:12:24,103 --> 01:12:29,742
That's why I just try to soak
it up as much as possible.
1375
01:12:29,743 --> 01:12:33,980
I think you just found
something to write about.
1376
01:12:33,981 --> 01:12:36,548
I gotta go.
1377
01:12:36,549 --> 01:12:38,150
If I'm late for the bus,
1378
01:12:38,151 --> 01:12:40,020
the driver said
he'd make me ride in the trunk.
1379
01:12:40,021 --> 01:12:42,654
It is not fun.
1380
01:12:42,655 --> 01:12:43,989
Carson.
1381
01:12:43,990 --> 01:12:45,591
Are we...
1382
01:12:45,592 --> 01:12:47,592
Friends?
1383
01:12:52,665 --> 01:12:58,538
I think we're best friends,
Malerie.
1384
01:12:58,539 --> 01:13:00,139
Cool.
1385
01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:10,183
Cool.
1386
01:13:27,034 --> 01:13:29,769
He used to be such a happy boy.
1387
01:13:29,770 --> 01:13:32,571
He used to write me stories.
1388
01:13:32,572 --> 01:13:34,239
I remember the first story
1389
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:37,043
he ever wrote me.
1390
01:13:37,044 --> 01:13:40,713
"Once upon a time
there was a boy."
1391
01:13:43,049 --> 01:13:45,051
Then it became,
1392
01:13:45,052 --> 01:13:47,218
"once upon a time
there was a boy
1393
01:13:47,219 --> 01:13:48,988
who wanted to fly."
1394
01:13:48,989 --> 01:13:52,891
And it just got
better and better over time.
1395
01:13:52,892 --> 01:13:56,194
Now I never did find out
whether the boy got to fly.
1396
01:13:56,195 --> 01:13:59,297
And then
it suddenly came to me.
1397
01:13:59,298 --> 01:14:04,398
I had one more story to add.
1398
01:14:11,011 --> 01:14:13,913
I had been so busy
dwelling in my own self-pity
1399
01:14:13,914 --> 01:14:17,749
I had forgotten
what I actually accomplished.
1400
01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:20,619
I successfully
published a literary magazine
1401
01:14:20,620 --> 01:14:22,221
filled with the thoughts,
1402
01:14:22,222 --> 01:14:24,757
concerns,
hopes and imaginations
1403
01:14:24,758 --> 01:14:28,927
of my jaded high school peers.
1404
01:14:28,928 --> 01:14:31,029
For the first time in my life,
1405
01:14:31,030 --> 01:14:35,168
I was truly happy.
1406
01:14:37,637 --> 01:14:39,672
Carson, where are you?
1407
01:14:39,673 --> 01:14:42,110
School ended three hours ago.
What are you, at your father's?
1408
01:14:43,110 --> 01:14:45,845
Are you two like
best friends now or something?
1409
01:14:45,846 --> 01:14:47,115
Just call me back.
1410
01:14:48,115 --> 01:14:50,850
I don't know
what's more pathetic,
1411
01:14:50,851 --> 01:14:53,285
the fact that I was
actually struck by lightning
1412
01:14:53,286 --> 01:14:58,560
or that it took three days
for anyone to find my body.
1413
01:15:01,261 --> 01:15:02,828
Whoa.
1414
01:15:02,829 --> 01:15:05,298
It's Carson Phillips,
he's dead.
1415
01:15:09,969 --> 01:15:11,169
What?!
1416
01:15:11,170 --> 01:15:16,176
Are you Sheryl Phillips?
1417
01:15:17,977 --> 01:15:21,146
Hi, you've reached Carson.
Leave a message, mom.
1418
01:15:21,147 --> 01:15:23,082
Carson?
1419
01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:28,319
I need you to come home right now!
This isn't funny.
1420
01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:31,156
Hi, you've reached Carson.
Leave a message, mom.
1421
01:15:31,157 --> 01:15:32,925
Ahh! Carson!
1422
01:15:32,926 --> 01:15:35,694
There are cops outside
that say you're dead!
1423
01:15:35,695 --> 01:15:38,163
I need you to co...
1424
01:15:38,164 --> 01:15:40,999
I need you to come home!
I need to talk to you!
1425
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,436
I need you
to come home right now!
1426
01:15:43,437 --> 01:15:46,338
Hi, you've reached Carson.
Leave a message, mom.
1427
01:15:48,107 --> 01:15:50,976
Please answer your phone.
Answer your phone.
1428
01:15:50,977 --> 01:15:52,913
I need to know you're okay.
1429
01:15:55,014 --> 01:16:00,186
I need to know you're okay.
1430
01:16:00,187 --> 01:16:03,190
Hi, you've reached Carson.
Leave a message, mom.
1431
01:16:07,861 --> 01:16:10,931
Hi, you've reached Carson.
Leave a message, mom.
1432
01:16:15,869 --> 01:16:18,271
A few days ago
right here where I'm standing,
1433
01:16:18,272 --> 01:16:21,172
clover high school senior
Carson Phillips lost his life
1434
01:16:21,173 --> 01:16:22,974
when he was
struck my lightning.
1435
01:16:22,975 --> 01:16:24,910
A service
will be held this Sunday
1436
01:16:24,911 --> 01:16:27,413
at clover community chapel.
He will be missed.
1437
01:16:27,414 --> 01:16:29,415
It's amazing how popular
you become once you die.
1438
01:16:29,416 --> 01:16:32,351
I think I speak
for the entire faculty
1439
01:16:32,352 --> 01:16:34,453
when I say...
1440
01:16:34,454 --> 01:16:36,756
Your son was an absolute joy.
1441
01:16:36,757 --> 01:16:40,892
Oh, kiss my embalmed ass.
1442
01:16:40,893 --> 01:16:42,493
Death changes things I guess,
1443
01:16:42,494 --> 01:16:44,295
but even death couldn't suit
1444
01:16:44,296 --> 01:16:46,031
some of the impressions I left.
1445
01:16:46,032 --> 01:16:47,932
Absolutely not.
1446
01:16:47,933 --> 01:16:49,833
Your book club will not
spare a page to remind people
1447
01:16:49,834 --> 01:16:51,502
that Carson Phillips
was zapped in the parking lot.
1448
01:16:51,503 --> 01:16:53,106
Sir, those pages
are reserved for prom.
1449
01:16:54,106 --> 01:16:57,176
- I'm just saying one page.
- Plant a tree.
1450
01:16:57,177 --> 01:16:59,779
How do I begin
to describe Carson Phillips?
1451
01:16:59,780 --> 01:17:02,981
I never graduated,
I never went to Northwestern,
1452
01:17:02,982 --> 01:17:05,417
I never wrote
for "the new Yorker,"
1453
01:17:05,418 --> 01:17:07,819
I never won
the Nobel peace prize,
1454
01:17:07,820 --> 01:17:09,123
I never changed the world.
1455
01:17:10,123 --> 01:17:14,927
I never got out of clover.
1456
01:17:14,928 --> 01:17:17,163
- It's a lot like...
- Lightning.
1457
01:17:17,164 --> 01:17:19,265
Yeah, exactly.
1458
01:17:19,266 --> 01:17:22,434
These were just delusions
that occupied my time.
1459
01:17:22,435 --> 01:17:24,803
And thank God they did.
1460
01:17:24,804 --> 01:17:27,272
Okay, so we all agree,
1461
01:17:27,273 --> 01:17:30,376
leopard print will be our theme
for our safari prom.
1462
01:17:30,377 --> 01:17:32,944
And of course
it will all be faux fur.
1463
01:17:32,945 --> 01:17:35,446
Because a life without
meaning, without drive,
1464
01:17:35,447 --> 01:17:38,284
- without focus...
- On second thought,
1465
01:17:38,285 --> 01:17:41,287
the safari prom idea
kinda sucks.
1466
01:17:41,288 --> 01:17:43,955
Let's come up
with something better.
1467
01:17:43,956 --> 01:17:46,958
Without goals or dreams...
1468
01:17:46,959 --> 01:17:52,159
Isn't a life worth living.
1469
01:17:59,306 --> 01:18:01,140
"To grandma,
1470
01:18:01,141 --> 01:18:03,141
"once upon a time
1471
01:18:03,142 --> 01:18:07,980
there was a boy who flew."
1472
01:18:07,981 --> 01:18:10,149
Life comes at you fast,
1473
01:18:10,150 --> 01:18:12,918
it runs through your body
and tries to escape
1474
01:18:12,919 --> 01:18:15,855
and be expressed
in any way possible.
1475
01:18:15,856 --> 01:18:18,489
In a way, it's a lot like...
1476
01:18:18,490 --> 01:18:19,892
Lightning.
1477
01:18:26,499 --> 01:18:31,972
# I've been
all over the world #
1478
01:18:32,873 --> 01:18:38,111
# I felt the seasons #
1479
01:18:39,012 --> 01:18:44,351
# I've been on
both sides of the ocean #
1480
01:18:45,352 --> 01:18:50,756
# I've been in-between them #
1481
01:18:51,357 --> 01:18:56,528
# so I think I know love #
1482
01:18:56,529 --> 01:19:01,266
# when I feel it #
1483
01:19:01,267 --> 01:19:05,904
# it's everything
you wanna be #
1484
01:19:05,905 --> 01:19:11,212
# well, just be it #
1485
01:19:13,213 --> 01:19:18,550
# now don't get me moaning #
1486
01:19:18,551 --> 01:19:23,555
# it's already outta control #
1487
01:19:23,556 --> 01:19:27,392
# and it's shocking, shocking #
1488
01:19:27,393 --> 01:19:30,930
# it's someone known to me #
1489
01:19:30,931 --> 01:19:34,565
# yeah #
1490
01:19:34,566 --> 01:19:40,006
# so I think I know love #
1491
01:19:41,407 --> 01:19:44,111
# when I feel love #
1492
01:19:45,111 --> 01:19:50,851
# yeah, I think I know love #
1493
01:19:52,252 --> 01:19:56,254
# when I feel love #
1494
01:19:56,255 --> 01:19:59,125
# it's everything
you wanna be #
1495
01:20:00,125 --> 01:20:03,595
# whoa, oh, oh #
1496
01:20:03,596 --> 01:20:09,196
# oh #
1497
01:20:13,641 --> 01:20:19,241
# oh #
1498
01:20:35,294 --> 01:20:40,767
# I've been
all over the world #
1499
01:20:41,468 --> 01:20:46,137
# I feel the seasons #
1500
01:20:46,138 --> 01:20:51,209
# I've been on
both sides of the ocean #
1501
01:20:51,210 --> 01:20:56,647
# and I've been
in-between them #
1502
01:20:56,648 --> 01:21:02,154
# so I think I know love #
1503
01:21:02,155 --> 01:21:07,659
# when I feel it #
1504
01:21:07,660 --> 01:21:10,229
# yeah, it's
everything you wanna #
1505
01:21:10,230 --> 01:21:13,231
# everything you wanna be #
1506
01:21:13,232 --> 01:21:17,503
# so just be it #
1507
01:21:17,504 --> 01:21:19,337
# everything #
1508
01:21:19,338 --> 01:21:25,338
# everything you wanna be #
1509
01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:28,358
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1510
01:21:28,368 --> 01:24:03,999
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