1 00:00:00,009 --> 00:01:33,848 Copyright from SI Media 2 00:01:33,858 --> 00:01:36,727 I always thought death would be different. 3 00:01:36,728 --> 00:01:40,397 I expected a great wave of realization to sweep over me. 4 00:01:40,398 --> 00:01:42,734 Suddenly, the meaning of life would be answered along with 5 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:44,901 every other question I ever had. 6 00:01:44,902 --> 00:01:46,704 But there was nothing to realize. 7 00:01:46,705 --> 00:01:48,372 I was dead. 8 00:01:48,373 --> 00:01:51,040 - What?! - Are you Sheryl Phillips? 9 00:01:51,041 --> 00:01:53,644 What, did I forget to put my trash bins away or something? 10 00:01:53,645 --> 00:01:55,679 No, ma'am. Your son has died. 11 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,515 His body was found in the school parking lot this morning. 12 00:01:58,516 --> 00:02:00,884 A few days ago, 13 00:02:00,885 --> 00:02:03,420 right here where I'm standing, clover high school senior 14 00:02:03,421 --> 00:02:06,423 Carson Phillips lost his life when he was struck by lightning. 15 00:02:06,424 --> 00:02:09,493 A service will be held this Sunday at clover community chapel. 16 00:02:09,494 --> 00:02:12,429 He will be missed. 17 00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:15,432 # It's so hard # 18 00:02:15,433 --> 00:02:19,303 # to say goodbye # 19 00:02:19,304 --> 00:02:24,442 # to yesterday ## 20 00:02:26,443 --> 00:02:28,445 And... My funeral sucks. 21 00:02:28,446 --> 00:02:29,946 Goodbye, Carson. 22 00:02:29,947 --> 00:02:31,781 You've seen my end. 23 00:02:31,782 --> 00:02:34,084 But where do I begin? 24 00:02:34,085 --> 00:02:37,688 I remember when I realized I was different from everyone else. 25 00:02:37,689 --> 00:02:40,557 My name is Carson. My mom says I was named Carson 26 00:02:40,558 --> 00:02:43,527 because that's what was on TV when I was conceived. 27 00:02:43,528 --> 00:02:46,463 When something takes away something else, what do we call that? 28 00:02:46,464 --> 00:02:48,100 - Not addition, but... - Homicide. 29 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:51,435 I was advanced at a young age. 30 00:02:51,436 --> 00:02:52,969 Most of the founding fathers 31 00:02:52,970 --> 00:02:55,339 were closeted homosexuals and slave owners. 32 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:58,075 My reports were always more thorough than my peers. 33 00:02:58,076 --> 00:03:00,042 I'm serious. 34 00:03:00,043 --> 00:03:02,646 I remember when I discovered the power of words 35 00:03:02,647 --> 00:03:05,083 and how easy it was to escape into a world of my own by using them. 36 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:07,650 It was a pleasant environment. Three sheets to the wind, too. 37 00:03:07,651 --> 00:03:10,987 You're already. At least leave me one beer. 38 00:03:10,988 --> 00:03:13,656 Carson, this is the last time you'll ever see your grandfather! 39 00:03:13,657 --> 00:03:16,660 - I know what he looks like! - Stop fighting me! 40 00:03:16,661 --> 00:03:17,673 Stand up. 41 00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:23,799 - Boo! - Ahh! 42 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,935 What the hell is wrong with you?! 43 00:03:25,936 --> 00:03:28,537 It was lame. I know, I know. 44 00:03:28,538 --> 00:03:30,506 The kid's a puss. 45 00:03:30,507 --> 00:03:32,376 I remember the day grandma came to live with us. 46 00:03:32,377 --> 00:03:34,845 Grandma! 47 00:03:34,846 --> 00:03:36,779 It's the fifth time you found her 48 00:03:36,780 --> 00:03:37,849 wondering around town. 49 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:39,683 Oh, mom. 50 00:03:39,684 --> 00:03:41,585 And now she's in the linen closet. 51 00:03:41,586 --> 00:03:43,686 Your bedroom is the next door. 52 00:03:43,687 --> 00:03:45,756 And the day that grandma got sick. 53 00:03:45,757 --> 00:03:48,858 - I wrote you a story, grandma. - Oh, let's see. 54 00:03:48,859 --> 00:03:53,530 "Once upon a time, there was a boy." 55 00:03:53,531 --> 00:03:55,531 Well, it could use a little development, 56 00:03:55,532 --> 00:03:57,400 but it's a great beginning. 57 00:03:57,401 --> 00:03:59,070 The whole neighborhood remembers the night 58 00:03:59,071 --> 00:04:01,405 that dad left. 59 00:04:01,406 --> 00:04:04,541 We just started going back to counseling. You can't just do this. 60 00:04:04,542 --> 00:04:06,411 Yeah, well, I'm leaving. I can't take this. 61 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,879 - Where are you going?! - Anywhere but here. 62 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,715 - That's mine! - That is not yours. 63 00:04:11,716 --> 00:04:13,716 I...Thank you. 64 00:04:13,717 --> 00:04:15,552 You can't come back! 65 00:04:15,553 --> 00:04:16,619 No! 66 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,021 I hate you! 67 00:04:18,022 --> 00:04:20,856 I hate you! 68 00:04:20,857 --> 00:04:22,726 Screw it. 69 00:04:22,727 --> 00:04:25,562 If anyone asks, we're Jewish. 70 00:04:25,563 --> 00:04:31,067 It's been me and mom ever since. 71 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:33,437 Mom, wake up. 72 00:04:33,438 --> 00:04:35,070 You passed out again. 73 00:04:35,071 --> 00:04:37,707 - Wake up, mom. - Oh, Jesus! 74 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:39,942 Congratulations. You survived the night. 75 00:04:39,943 --> 00:04:43,914 Oh, Jesus. If you were descent, you would just let me sleep. 76 00:04:43,915 --> 00:04:46,750 If I was descent, I'd just put you to sleep. 77 00:04:46,751 --> 00:04:49,786 My God. My head. 78 00:04:49,787 --> 00:04:51,887 You know, the morning isn't supposed to hurt. 79 00:04:51,888 --> 00:04:53,757 I don't have to go to school. 80 00:04:53,758 --> 00:04:58,594 Why do I have to get up? 81 00:04:58,595 --> 00:05:00,163 Here. 82 00:05:00,164 --> 00:05:01,965 Are you sure you're supposed to be drinking 83 00:05:01,966 --> 00:05:04,067 with all those pills Dr. Diehler's giving you? 84 00:05:04,068 --> 00:05:06,604 Dr. Wheeler. Why don't you just leave that to the professionals? 85 00:05:07,104 --> 00:05:09,004 Can I have my other glass back, please? 86 00:05:09,005 --> 00:05:10,507 It's in the sink. Get it yourself. 87 00:05:11,107 --> 00:05:13,844 You know, you make me wish I'd had that abortion in the '90s. 88 00:05:13,845 --> 00:05:16,245 - That makes two of us. - Go to school already! 89 00:05:16,246 --> 00:05:18,048 Go! Go! Go! 90 00:05:18,049 --> 00:05:20,216 And if I am still sleeping when you get home, 91 00:05:20,217 --> 00:05:25,622 don't you dare put my hand in a bowl of water again. 92 00:05:25,623 --> 00:05:27,690 Shut up. 93 00:05:27,691 --> 00:05:28,991 Bye. Love you, too. 94 00:05:29,126 --> 00:05:31,795 Would you bring me my pillow back?! 95 00:05:31,796 --> 00:05:33,964 Close the shades. 96 00:05:33,965 --> 00:05:36,500 I hate you. 97 00:05:36,501 --> 00:05:38,502 High school. 98 00:05:38,503 --> 00:05:40,770 Society's bright idea to put all their aggressive, 99 00:05:40,771 --> 00:05:43,507 self righteous, pubescent, naive youth into one environment 100 00:05:43,508 --> 00:05:45,709 to torment and emotionally scar each other for life. 101 00:05:46,109 --> 00:05:50,147 Cattle, cattle, cattle, cattle! 102 00:05:52,148 --> 00:05:56,519 Shakespeare once wrote that life is but a dream. 103 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,988 And that's exactly how I lived my life, 104 00:05:58,989 --> 00:06:01,190 from one dream to the next. 105 00:06:01,191 --> 00:06:04,094 Hating every update of reality. 106 00:06:04,095 --> 00:06:07,264 Well, the "I" stands for an imaginary number. 107 00:06:07,265 --> 00:06:09,866 Okay, hold up. There are imaginary numbers now? 108 00:06:09,867 --> 00:06:12,736 Are there unicorns the next lesson? Can someone please 109 00:06:12,737 --> 00:06:16,072 teach me something useful, like how to balance a checkbook? 110 00:06:16,073 --> 00:06:18,675 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why did I get a "c" on this? 111 00:06:18,676 --> 00:06:21,011 - This is a great paper. - The assignment was to pick 112 00:06:21,012 --> 00:06:23,680 either evolution or creationism and provide background evidence 113 00:06:23,681 --> 00:06:25,682 as to why you believe that theory. 114 00:06:25,683 --> 00:06:28,017 I know. I picked evolution. 115 00:06:28,018 --> 00:06:30,954 I said that it's obvious creatures can adapt to their environments 116 00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:33,557 because I no longer have the urge to throw things 117 00:06:33,558 --> 00:06:36,026 at students who believe in creationism. 118 00:06:36,027 --> 00:06:37,861 Right? 119 00:06:37,862 --> 00:06:39,161 Right? 120 00:06:39,162 --> 00:06:42,031 I believe in creationism. 121 00:06:42,032 --> 00:06:43,933 Exhibit "a." 122 00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:45,903 Welcome to career day here at the counseling center. 123 00:06:45,904 --> 00:06:48,070 Right, I'm sure you saw our flier. 124 00:06:48,071 --> 00:06:50,574 And you know, we're here to just sort of help you kiddos 125 00:06:50,575 --> 00:06:54,144 establish your future career options, what do you want to do... 126 00:06:54,145 --> 00:06:56,178 I know the exact career that I want. 127 00:06:56,179 --> 00:06:57,947 Okay. What is it, munchkin? 128 00:06:57,948 --> 00:06:59,917 I want to be the editor of the New Yorker 129 00:06:59,918 --> 00:07:02,685 and the youngest freelance journalist to be published 130 00:07:02,686 --> 00:07:04,355 in the New York times, LA times, Boston herald, and the Chicago tribune. 131 00:07:04,356 --> 00:07:06,890 You have had some time to think about this then, huh? 132 00:07:06,891 --> 00:07:10,594 - Every day since I was eight. - Okay. Well... 133 00:07:10,595 --> 00:07:14,331 What about college? I can help you decide what college to go to. 134 00:07:14,332 --> 00:07:16,700 Uh, no. I've got to get into Northwestern. 135 00:07:16,701 --> 00:07:19,002 All right. Where is that exactly? 136 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:21,837 - Illinois. - Never heard of it. 137 00:07:21,838 --> 00:07:25,675 I've put 17 good years into this town, okay? 138 00:07:25,676 --> 00:07:27,945 People spend less time in prison for murder sentences. 139 00:07:27,946 --> 00:07:30,079 - Is that true? - Yes. Yes, look it up. 140 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,248 I've been the president of the writers' club 141 00:07:32,249 --> 00:07:34,617 and the editor of the newspaper since sophomore year 142 00:07:34,618 --> 00:07:36,953 just to better my chances of getting into that school. 143 00:07:36,954 --> 00:07:39,089 That is so smart. 144 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:42,091 - Wow. - It's been challenging. 145 00:07:42,092 --> 00:07:45,829 So I've already applied and I meet all the requirements. 146 00:07:45,830 --> 00:07:48,697 I just haven't heard back from them. 147 00:07:48,698 --> 00:07:50,800 So I'd appreciate it if you um, 148 00:07:50,801 --> 00:07:52,104 maybe found out why. 149 00:07:53,104 --> 00:07:56,772 Okay. And that is something that I would do? I would call them? 150 00:07:56,773 --> 00:07:58,375 - Yes. - Okay. 151 00:07:58,376 --> 00:08:00,944 I will do anything to get into that school. 152 00:08:00,945 --> 00:08:02,214 - I mean anything. - I'm on it. 153 00:08:03,114 --> 00:08:05,949 But since you're here, how 'bout you just fill out this 154 00:08:05,950 --> 00:08:08,284 clover community college application. 155 00:08:08,285 --> 00:08:10,053 'Cause with every application, 156 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:11,423 I get a point towards a juice cup. 157 00:08:12,123 --> 00:08:13,957 Ahem. Do you juice? 158 00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:15,626 Because it's really changed how I feel. 159 00:08:16,126 --> 00:08:18,795 Last week's edition of the clover high chronicle 160 00:08:18,796 --> 00:08:21,264 was yet another disappointment. 161 00:08:21,265 --> 00:08:24,300 We did have new material for each of the sections, 162 00:08:24,301 --> 00:08:29,673 but once again, it was all written by me. 163 00:08:29,674 --> 00:08:32,741 Now this, this has to stop. 164 00:08:32,742 --> 00:08:35,209 This is not the Carson Phillips chronicle. 165 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,681 All right? It's the clover high chronicle. 166 00:08:37,682 --> 00:08:40,016 Carson Phillips. Clover high. 167 00:08:40,017 --> 00:08:43,018 Hopefully, this week will be different. 168 00:08:43,019 --> 00:08:47,257 Dwayne! Do you have that movie review ready for manslaughter 3 yet? 169 00:08:47,258 --> 00:08:48,724 - Yes. - Yeah? 170 00:08:48,725 --> 00:08:50,259 - No. - No. 171 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:51,994 I went, but I passed out. 172 00:08:51,995 --> 00:08:53,431 You didn't tell me it was gonna be in 3d. 173 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:55,931 - It wasn't. - Whoa. 174 00:08:55,932 --> 00:08:59,169 Vicki. Do you have your weather report ready? 175 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:03,342 - What? - Your weather report. 176 00:09:06,343 --> 00:09:09,713 Yeah, it's cloudy. 177 00:09:09,714 --> 00:09:11,848 Okay. Thank you, Vicki. 178 00:09:11,849 --> 00:09:13,282 Progress, right? 179 00:09:13,283 --> 00:09:16,319 And uh, Emilio, 180 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:19,922 do you have a section you'd like to tackle this week? 181 00:09:19,923 --> 00:09:23,959 Uh... I love America. 182 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,463 Okay. Great. 183 00:09:26,464 --> 00:09:28,732 I love the aphorism. 184 00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:30,999 We'll create a patriotic section just for you. 185 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,868 Now. 186 00:09:32,869 --> 00:09:35,805 Moving onto creative writing. Does anyone have any 187 00:09:35,806 --> 00:09:37,772 - short stories or... - Yes, I did write 188 00:09:37,773 --> 00:09:39,409 - a short story. - Fantastic. Let's hear it. 189 00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:41,010 Um... 190 00:09:45,883 --> 00:09:51,387 This is written by Malerie. 191 00:09:51,388 --> 00:09:53,388 "It was the best of times. 192 00:09:53,389 --> 00:09:55,358 "It was the worst of times. 193 00:09:55,359 --> 00:09:57,292 It was the age of wisdom." 194 00:09:57,293 --> 00:10:00,329 Malerie. You didn't write that. 195 00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:02,498 Yeah, it's in my handwriting. 196 00:10:02,499 --> 00:10:05,301 But um... 197 00:10:05,302 --> 00:10:08,972 If you don't believe me then... 198 00:10:08,973 --> 00:10:11,241 Please come back tomorrow 199 00:10:11,242 --> 00:10:13,910 with something, with anything. And don't forget that there's 200 00:10:13,911 --> 00:10:16,079 a writers' club meeting in case any of you 201 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,414 change your mind about wanting to join. 202 00:10:18,415 --> 00:10:23,920 Or change your personalities. 203 00:10:23,921 --> 00:10:26,421 There was never anything to do in clover... 204 00:10:26,422 --> 00:10:28,424 Besides jamba juice and cow tipping. 205 00:10:28,425 --> 00:10:30,259 There's no "h" in suck! 206 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:32,494 So to entertain ourselves, we all became 207 00:10:32,495 --> 00:10:34,263 diehard club members. 208 00:10:34,264 --> 00:10:36,132 We had the cheerleaders. 209 00:10:36,133 --> 00:10:38,434 She smells like gluten. 210 00:10:38,435 --> 00:10:41,036 Yearbook club led by the human mosquito known as 211 00:10:41,037 --> 00:10:43,039 - Remy Baker. - No! 212 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:46,276 I don't want any fatties on the back to school night page! 213 00:10:46,277 --> 00:10:49,045 I don't want to expose my grandchildren to a bunch of 214 00:10:49,046 --> 00:10:52,448 obese sophomores... 215 00:10:52,449 --> 00:10:54,450 By body is sacred. 216 00:10:54,451 --> 00:10:56,485 The celibacy club. 217 00:10:56,486 --> 00:10:59,289 It's time that we're treated like the treasures that we are. 218 00:10:59,290 --> 00:11:01,291 And, five, six, seven, eight! 219 00:11:01,292 --> 00:11:03,358 There was the drama club. 220 00:11:03,359 --> 00:11:06,896 Always written, directed, and produced by Scott Thomas. 221 00:11:06,897 --> 00:11:09,145 Okay. I've been giving this a lot of thought. 222 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,465 Meryl Streep as mama rose. 223 00:11:10,466 --> 00:11:13,036 - Thoughts? Thoughts? - Yeah, it's done. 224 00:11:13,037 --> 00:11:15,004 Hugs. Hugs. 225 00:11:16,239 --> 00:11:18,474 And then the athletes. 226 00:11:18,475 --> 00:11:21,044 Boys, can you freeze fire? 227 00:11:21,045 --> 00:11:24,046 Hot stuff, can you freeze fire? 228 00:11:24,047 --> 00:11:26,215 Yes. 229 00:11:26,216 --> 00:11:28,318 Well, um... 230 00:11:28,319 --> 00:11:31,320 Have you seen the movie the last airbender? 231 00:11:31,321 --> 00:11:33,156 No. I sleep with girls. 232 00:11:33,157 --> 00:11:36,059 Oh. Um, well, you know... 233 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:41,330 In certain dimensions, yes. 234 00:11:41,331 --> 00:11:46,169 You just completely blew my mind. 235 00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:50,339 Can I get a close-up of your bicep? 236 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:53,376 And of course, worse than detention, 237 00:11:53,377 --> 00:11:57,377 the writers' club. 238 00:12:07,423 --> 00:12:09,358 Hi, Malerie. 239 00:12:09,359 --> 00:12:11,960 I wrote another short story for the chronicle. 240 00:12:11,961 --> 00:12:14,430 Great. Let's hear it. 241 00:12:14,431 --> 00:12:15,900 It's um... 242 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:18,368 This one, I think you're gonna like it. 243 00:12:18,369 --> 00:12:20,370 It's probably my best one. 244 00:12:24,908 --> 00:12:27,911 Call me Ishmael. Some years ago, 245 00:12:27,912 --> 00:12:29,979 never mind how long precisely... 246 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:34,217 Malerie. Did you really write this? 247 00:12:34,218 --> 00:12:37,152 No. 248 00:12:37,153 --> 00:12:39,389 You saw right through me. 249 00:12:41,057 --> 00:12:43,026 I'm a complete disappointment. 250 00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:45,560 Don't be so hard on yourself. I mean, writing takes time. 251 00:12:45,561 --> 00:12:49,565 Your own words would help, too. 252 00:12:49,566 --> 00:12:52,134 But I can't think of any ideas myself. 253 00:12:52,135 --> 00:12:54,570 Like, I have no imagination. 254 00:12:54,571 --> 00:12:58,074 All God blessed me with was this flawless complexion 255 00:12:58,075 --> 00:13:00,175 and really good table tennis skills. 256 00:13:00,176 --> 00:13:02,612 I'm like, Asian good. 257 00:13:02,613 --> 00:13:04,379 How do you do it? 258 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,616 I... 259 00:13:06,617 --> 00:13:09,953 Uh, well, I don't... 260 00:13:09,954 --> 00:13:13,256 Don't try to find the ideas. 261 00:13:13,257 --> 00:13:15,190 Let the ideas find you. 262 00:13:15,191 --> 00:13:18,360 It's one of the most amazing experiences. 263 00:13:18,361 --> 00:13:21,430 You know, finding something to write about or uh... 264 00:13:21,431 --> 00:13:24,166 Realizing something for the first time. 265 00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,201 It comes out of nowhere 266 00:13:26,202 --> 00:13:27,970 and then it just hits you 267 00:13:27,971 --> 00:13:30,138 and it's all you can think about 268 00:13:30,139 --> 00:13:32,175 and it goes through your body, 269 00:13:32,176 --> 00:13:34,243 and it tries to escape and, and 270 00:13:34,244 --> 00:13:37,146 be expressed in any way possible. 271 00:13:37,147 --> 00:13:41,617 I mean, it's uh... 272 00:13:41,618 --> 00:13:45,123 - It's a lot like um... - Lightning. 273 00:13:46,123 --> 00:13:48,657 Yeah, yeah. 274 00:13:48,658 --> 00:13:50,626 Exactly. 275 00:13:50,627 --> 00:13:53,161 Yeah, exactly. 276 00:13:53,162 --> 00:13:55,064 Yeah. Well, don't worry. 277 00:13:55,065 --> 00:13:58,001 You'll find something to write about soon. 278 00:13:58,002 --> 00:14:00,302 Attention student council members. 279 00:14:00,303 --> 00:14:02,705 There's a meeting in the activities office. 280 00:14:02,706 --> 00:14:06,008 They only have these meetings when they think I've gone home. 281 00:14:06,009 --> 00:14:08,610 The joke's on them. I never go home. 282 00:14:08,611 --> 00:14:11,147 Yeah, either do I. 283 00:14:11,148 --> 00:14:13,483 'Cause home is overrated. 284 00:14:13,484 --> 00:14:15,584 So is M&M's world. 285 00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:17,552 Seriously. 286 00:14:17,553 --> 00:14:19,723 I often fantasized about various torture methods 287 00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:22,257 I would rather have been experiencing than sitting in a 288 00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:24,392 - student council meeting. - And I'm happy to report 289 00:14:24,393 --> 00:14:25,763 that there will be enough trailers and trucks for all the clubs 290 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,597 to have floats at homecoming. 291 00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:29,365 It was run by our student body president 292 00:14:29,366 --> 00:14:31,501 Claire Mathews. You know, that girl. 293 00:14:31,502 --> 00:14:33,735 The one that probably shits cupcakes. 294 00:14:33,736 --> 00:14:36,171 And as excited as we all are about homecoming, 295 00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:38,674 we need to choose a theme for the Sadie Hawkins dance. 296 00:14:38,675 --> 00:14:40,444 It'll be here sooner than we think. 297 00:14:40,445 --> 00:14:42,612 - Okay, any ideas? - "Fun under the sun." 298 00:14:42,613 --> 00:14:44,479 That screams "skin cancer" to me. 299 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,516 It would be fun. 300 00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:48,819 It's an excuse to wear flip flops and bikinis to school. 301 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,420 Yes. 302 00:14:50,421 --> 00:14:52,123 What about "one night in Paris"? 303 00:14:53,123 --> 00:14:56,725 My family and I went over the summer and it was beautiful. 304 00:14:56,726 --> 00:14:58,527 Ab fab idea. 305 00:14:58,528 --> 00:15:00,395 If we go all out, it might run us over budget. 306 00:15:00,396 --> 00:15:01,831 So Nicholas, do you think your dad could cover it? 307 00:15:01,832 --> 00:15:04,132 He's never turned us down before. 308 00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:07,703 Okay, "one night in Paris." Like the sex tape? 309 00:15:07,704 --> 00:15:09,772 - Come on. - Okay, fine. 310 00:15:09,773 --> 00:15:13,508 Let's go with something a little bit more generic 311 00:15:13,509 --> 00:15:15,276 like "under the sea." It was the theme 312 00:15:15,277 --> 00:15:16,578 of my parents' school dance. 313 00:15:16,579 --> 00:15:18,481 Well, if you're not going for originality. 314 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:19,781 - We aren't. - Great. 315 00:15:19,782 --> 00:15:21,517 Everyone can bring their crabs. 316 00:15:21,518 --> 00:15:23,320 I hate you more than I hate the holocaust. 317 00:15:23,321 --> 00:15:24,686 Bite me, hobbit. 318 00:15:24,687 --> 00:15:26,756 Sorry. We don't have to listen to him. 319 00:15:26,757 --> 00:15:29,691 He's only here because he's the editor of the stupid paper. 320 00:15:29,692 --> 00:15:32,427 Why do you even care? It's not like you go to anything anyway. 321 00:15:32,428 --> 00:15:34,564 - Because they're stupid! - Okay, fine! 322 00:15:34,565 --> 00:15:36,299 Then you choose a theme, Carson! 323 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,401 Okay. Um... 324 00:15:38,402 --> 00:15:40,570 You all like TV, right? 325 00:15:40,571 --> 00:15:43,238 What about famous television couples, huh? 326 00:15:43,239 --> 00:15:45,775 People could be um, Fred and Wilma, 327 00:15:45,776 --> 00:15:48,243 Mulder and Scully, uh, Lucy and Ricky. 328 00:15:48,244 --> 00:15:50,246 - Heidi and Spencer. - John and Kate. 329 00:15:50,247 --> 00:15:52,315 - Snooki and the situation. - Serious? No. 330 00:15:52,316 --> 00:15:54,617 - That's reality TV... - Khloe and Lamar. 331 00:15:54,618 --> 00:15:56,451 Yes! Yes! 332 00:15:56,452 --> 00:15:58,353 If I couldn't get them to listen to me, 333 00:15:58,354 --> 00:16:00,257 what made me think I could get the world to? 334 00:16:00,258 --> 00:16:04,560 - Well, um... - Okay, I think we're good. 335 00:16:04,561 --> 00:16:08,230 Poor mom. She spent her entire life trying to be Betty Crocker. 336 00:16:08,231 --> 00:16:10,299 And became Betty Ford. 337 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:13,136 Antidepressants. Anti nausea. Antihistamine. 338 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:15,704 Anti-anxiety. Acid reflux. Estrogen. 339 00:16:15,705 --> 00:16:18,373 Osteoporosis. Tendonitis. Wrap 'em up. 340 00:16:18,374 --> 00:16:20,475 Hi there. 341 00:16:20,476 --> 00:16:22,845 I'll just pop these in the computer and you can be on your way. 342 00:16:22,846 --> 00:16:25,614 - Who are you? Where's Chuck? - Chuck retired. 343 00:16:25,615 --> 00:16:27,650 I'm April Adams. 344 00:16:27,651 --> 00:16:29,618 I took over for him. 345 00:16:29,619 --> 00:16:31,887 I'm new in town. I'm from the bay area. 346 00:16:31,888 --> 00:16:34,757 I will be here Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday. 347 00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:37,459 I'm sure your life is just wonderful, but clearly mine is not. 348 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:42,460 So could you hurry this up for me please? 349 00:16:48,739 --> 00:16:51,239 How far along are you? 350 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,175 Six months. 351 00:16:53,176 --> 00:16:54,911 It's a boy. 352 00:16:54,912 --> 00:16:57,412 Ooh. Good luck with that. 353 00:16:57,413 --> 00:17:02,752 I remember those days, excitement, joy. 354 00:17:02,753 --> 00:17:06,188 Endless cravings for pickles and peanut butter. 355 00:17:06,189 --> 00:17:08,524 I'm sure you and your husband are just thrilled. 356 00:17:08,525 --> 00:17:10,826 - Fianc�. - Oh, how liberal. 357 00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:13,495 Good thing shotgun weddings aren't part of those gun laws 358 00:17:13,496 --> 00:17:15,665 you people voted for, huh? 359 00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:17,934 I'm done here, Mrs. Phillips. 360 00:17:17,935 --> 00:17:21,935 - Ms. - They'll be ready in an hour. 361 00:17:30,847 --> 00:17:34,849 Fresh from the oven. 362 00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:38,354 Thank you. 363 00:17:38,355 --> 00:17:42,425 I brought you the latest edition of the clover high chronicle. 364 00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:46,428 My article is called "small town sex scandal." 365 00:17:46,429 --> 00:17:48,465 Do you know my grandson? 366 00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:52,435 I think so. 367 00:17:52,436 --> 00:17:54,704 I miss him. 368 00:17:54,705 --> 00:17:57,572 He never comes to visit me anymore. 369 00:17:57,573 --> 00:17:59,708 He used to write me stories. 370 00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:02,244 I remember the first story he ever wrote me. 371 00:18:02,245 --> 00:18:03,981 "Once upon a time there was a boy." 372 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,549 I remember. 373 00:18:06,550 --> 00:18:09,417 I told him it could use a little development. 374 00:18:09,418 --> 00:18:12,487 So the next day, he brought me another story. 375 00:18:12,488 --> 00:18:15,724 "Once upon a time, there was a boy who... 376 00:18:15,725 --> 00:18:18,493 Who wanted to fly." 377 00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:21,997 I'm worried about my grandson though. 378 00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:25,368 He's changed over the years. 379 00:18:25,369 --> 00:18:27,003 He used to be so happy and... 380 00:18:27,004 --> 00:18:30,539 Now he walks around with so much negative energy. 381 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,941 Sometimes... 382 00:18:31,942 --> 00:18:34,577 Someone's personal rain cloud 383 00:18:34,578 --> 00:18:36,578 can be deadly. 384 00:18:45,421 --> 00:18:46,589 Hey. 385 00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:48,590 Where have you been? 386 00:18:48,591 --> 00:18:50,426 Munich. 387 00:18:50,427 --> 00:18:53,596 Oh. 388 00:18:53,597 --> 00:18:55,364 Some people get to come home 389 00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:57,766 to wonderful fianc�s and sonograms. 390 00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,668 And I get a... 391 00:18:59,669 --> 00:19:02,773 Smart-ass kid I never even wanted in the first place. 392 00:19:05,775 --> 00:19:07,743 I wasn't wanted, huh? 393 00:19:07,744 --> 00:19:12,616 Never have a kid to save a marriage. It does not work. 394 00:19:19,955 --> 00:19:22,957 I could've been a pharmacist. 395 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:26,329 But I settled for settling down 396 00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:29,865 because I thought that's what I wanted. 397 00:19:29,866 --> 00:19:34,469 Because that's what he wanted. 398 00:19:38,809 --> 00:19:42,345 It's never too late to change your life, mother. 399 00:19:42,346 --> 00:19:47,349 Oh, it was too late years ago. 400 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:48,884 You're lucky, Carson. 401 00:19:48,885 --> 00:19:51,354 You're young and naive and, 402 00:19:51,355 --> 00:19:54,990 and all those dreams you have about getting out of this town 403 00:19:54,991 --> 00:19:58,527 and becoming something still seem reachable. 404 00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:03,503 You should hold onto that as long as you can. 405 00:20:09,505 --> 00:20:13,008 Goodnight, mother. 406 00:20:13,009 --> 00:20:15,010 Her last name was Phillips. 407 00:20:15,011 --> 00:20:17,913 You have any hidden, crazy sisters I should know about? 408 00:20:17,914 --> 00:20:20,782 Um, not that I'm aware of. 409 00:20:20,783 --> 00:20:23,785 I mean, my father was in the Navy, so... 410 00:20:23,786 --> 00:20:26,755 Good. You had me worried. 411 00:20:26,756 --> 00:20:29,858 I'm surprised your aura didn't set off the smoke alarm. 412 00:20:29,859 --> 00:20:32,395 She sure set you off. 413 00:20:32,396 --> 00:20:33,529 Yeah. 414 00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:35,464 I'm sorry. 415 00:20:35,465 --> 00:20:38,868 Just people like that make me question the human race. 416 00:20:38,869 --> 00:20:41,503 It makes me wonder if we're doing the right thing 417 00:20:41,504 --> 00:20:43,705 by bringing another one into the world. 418 00:20:43,706 --> 00:20:45,875 Oh, hey. 419 00:20:45,876 --> 00:20:48,077 We're doing the right thing. 420 00:20:48,078 --> 00:20:52,415 And that lunatic has nothing to do with us, our life, or our child. 421 00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:53,883 Okay? Remember that. 422 00:20:53,884 --> 00:20:55,518 Okay? 423 00:20:55,519 --> 00:20:57,720 Hey, remember, we have that meeting 424 00:20:57,721 --> 00:20:59,754 with the attorney tomorrow. 425 00:20:59,755 --> 00:21:02,825 And the neighbor across the street with the wondering eye 426 00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:06,561 - wants to have a barbecue. - Oh, yeah. 427 00:21:06,562 --> 00:21:08,630 Hi. You've reached Neal Phillips 428 00:21:08,631 --> 00:21:10,898 with PR real estate. Please leave a brief message 429 00:21:10,899 --> 00:21:12,735 and I'll get right back to you. 430 00:21:12,736 --> 00:21:17,572 Child... Support... Late! 431 00:21:17,573 --> 00:21:19,974 Is that brief enough for you, asshole? 432 00:21:19,975 --> 00:21:21,743 We print tomorrow 433 00:21:21,744 --> 00:21:24,579 and none of you have written anything. 434 00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:29,585 Oh, but I did collate these kitten pictures. 435 00:21:29,586 --> 00:21:32,655 Okay. I mean, is this how it's gonna be all year? 436 00:21:32,656 --> 00:21:35,491 I mean, do any of you actually want to be here? 437 00:21:35,492 --> 00:21:37,993 I really want to be here. 438 00:21:37,994 --> 00:21:39,662 All right, well, 439 00:21:39,663 --> 00:21:41,763 it looks like I will be here all night 440 00:21:41,764 --> 00:21:44,032 doing what you all should've done. 441 00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:45,667 Again. 442 00:21:45,668 --> 00:21:47,936 Would you cut the soliloquy short? 443 00:21:47,937 --> 00:21:49,938 This doesn't matter. 444 00:21:49,939 --> 00:21:52,541 No one reads the chronicle anyway. 445 00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:55,779 Hey, the art class uses it to papier-m�ch� things. 446 00:22:02,118 --> 00:22:03,119 Carson. 447 00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:06,122 Why do you care so much? 448 00:22:07,122 --> 00:22:09,722 Just don't, okay? 449 00:22:19,802 --> 00:22:21,803 Uh, you're an animal. 450 00:22:21,804 --> 00:22:23,539 No, you are. 451 00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:25,707 - Mm-hmm. - No, you are. 452 00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:28,543 Okay, I am. 453 00:22:28,544 --> 00:22:30,512 Mm-hmm, I told you. 454 00:22:30,513 --> 00:22:32,983 - Ahem! - Get off me! 455 00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,718 Well, gentlemen. 456 00:22:36,719 --> 00:22:38,854 I...Am... Shocked. 457 00:22:38,855 --> 00:22:41,523 Amused. But shocked. 458 00:22:41,524 --> 00:22:43,858 Go ahead. Tell the whole world. We don't care. 459 00:22:43,859 --> 00:22:47,295 God, Scott. Please don't tell anybody. My parents can't find out. 460 00:22:47,296 --> 00:22:49,564 Listen, Cagney, Lacey. 461 00:22:49,565 --> 00:22:52,001 I know what it's like to be an outcast. 462 00:22:52,002 --> 00:22:54,035 I bet. 463 00:22:54,036 --> 00:22:56,739 I wouldn't wish the struggles of an outed outcast to anyone. 464 00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:58,541 So I won't tell. 465 00:22:58,542 --> 00:23:01,010 - Thank you. Thank you. - Fantastic. 466 00:23:01,011 --> 00:23:03,646 But... 467 00:23:03,647 --> 00:23:06,682 Since I will be keeping my mouth shut about your 468 00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:10,552 you know, inabilities, you know, not to, 469 00:23:10,553 --> 00:23:12,620 perhaps you could return a favor. 470 00:23:12,621 --> 00:23:14,188 - How much do you want? - Oh, no. 471 00:23:14,189 --> 00:23:16,024 Have some self respect. No! 472 00:23:16,025 --> 00:23:19,060 I don't want you to shit a dime for me, Nicholas. 473 00:23:19,061 --> 00:23:21,563 But you know what the clover high chronicle could use? 474 00:23:21,564 --> 00:23:23,331 A finance section. 475 00:23:23,332 --> 00:23:27,035 And a weekly update from the performing arts department. 476 00:23:27,036 --> 00:23:30,772 You want us to write for you hid-e-odous school paper? 477 00:23:30,773 --> 00:23:32,907 - For how long? - No. 478 00:23:32,908 --> 00:23:35,310 Until we graduate and go our separate ways. 479 00:23:35,311 --> 00:23:38,246 That's it. No. I'd rather you just let the whole school know. 480 00:23:38,247 --> 00:23:40,616 - Shut up, Scott. - Don't talk to me like that. 481 00:23:40,617 --> 00:23:42,953 Just because he's here, you're gonna talk to me like that? 482 00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:44,587 - We'll do it. - Gentlemen, 483 00:23:44,588 --> 00:23:46,088 sharpen your pencils. 484 00:23:46,089 --> 00:23:48,189 I'd like to thank you both 485 00:23:48,190 --> 00:23:49,891 for coming today. 486 00:23:49,892 --> 00:23:51,993 Um, there's no delicate way to put this, 487 00:23:51,994 --> 00:23:54,062 so I'm just going to say it. 488 00:23:54,063 --> 00:23:56,599 Neal, you cannot marry April 489 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,968 because you are still married. 490 00:24:02,071 --> 00:24:06,809 How come I'm the only one laughing here? 491 00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:08,910 Um, how? 492 00:24:08,911 --> 00:24:12,246 Your wife never signed the divorce papers. 493 00:24:12,247 --> 00:24:15,618 This is a really long joke, you guys. 494 00:24:15,619 --> 00:24:18,087 Well, um, April. 495 00:24:18,088 --> 00:24:20,622 Um... 496 00:24:20,623 --> 00:24:23,626 This is a joke, right? 497 00:24:23,627 --> 00:24:26,628 'Cause you would've told me if you had an ex-wife 498 00:24:26,629 --> 00:24:28,931 or so much as a cocker spaniel 499 00:24:28,932 --> 00:24:30,933 - before we had... - Just... just a son. 500 00:24:30,934 --> 00:24:33,103 His name is Carson Phillips. Seventeen years old. 501 00:24:34,103 --> 00:24:35,703 A son? 502 00:24:39,775 --> 00:24:41,210 Okay, I've gotta go. 503 00:24:41,211 --> 00:24:42,810 April... 504 00:24:42,811 --> 00:24:47,281 don't you dare say anything to me. 505 00:24:47,282 --> 00:24:50,253 Bob. 506 00:24:57,660 --> 00:25:00,396 Can anyone tell me which president's administration 507 00:25:00,397 --> 00:25:02,665 - was referred to as Camelot? - Clinton? 508 00:25:02,666 --> 00:25:05,668 No. That was came-a-lot. Heh, heh, heh, heh. 509 00:25:29,693 --> 00:25:32,514 Hey, Sheryl. It's Neal. Listen, we need to talk. 510 00:25:32,515 --> 00:25:33,762 It's really important. 511 00:25:33,763 --> 00:25:36,166 So I'm gonna come over there this afternoon 512 00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:38,900 and I'm not leaving until we do. See you soon. 513 00:25:38,901 --> 00:25:40,901 Thanks. 514 00:25:48,946 --> 00:25:50,946 Thanks. 515 00:25:58,187 --> 00:25:59,855 You heard back from 516 00:25:59,856 --> 00:26:01,857 - Northwestern? - Oh, my God! 517 00:26:01,858 --> 00:26:06,794 You scared the crap out of me! 518 00:26:06,795 --> 00:26:08,329 It's a juice cup. 519 00:26:08,330 --> 00:26:10,733 Um, yes, I did. 520 00:26:10,734 --> 00:26:14,069 That is a fancy schmancy school you're looking at up there. 521 00:26:14,070 --> 00:26:16,170 - And? - Well, I didn't find out 522 00:26:16,171 --> 00:26:18,206 if you'd been accepted or denied, 523 00:26:18,207 --> 00:26:21,376 but the person I talked to said that high school newspapers 524 00:26:21,377 --> 00:26:24,146 and clubs just aren't cutting it anymore. 525 00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:26,881 So, if you want to impress them, you're gonna have to submit 526 00:26:26,882 --> 00:26:28,483 - something else. - Like what? 527 00:26:28,484 --> 00:26:30,886 Um... You know what? 528 00:26:30,887 --> 00:26:34,188 I actually wrote this down. Somewhere I made a list. 529 00:26:34,189 --> 00:26:35,957 Here we go. 530 00:26:35,958 --> 00:26:39,227 You could submit a novel, a book of poems... 531 00:26:39,228 --> 00:26:41,230 I can't read my handwriting down there. 532 00:26:41,231 --> 00:26:43,500 I'm not a novelist and I'm not a poet. I'm a journalist. 533 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,201 I know. You're a journalist. 534 00:26:46,202 --> 00:26:48,837 Um, what about a literary magazine? 535 00:26:48,838 --> 00:26:50,973 - A literary magazine? - It's not as common 536 00:26:50,974 --> 00:26:53,908 as a high school newspaper, and you know, a magazine 537 00:26:53,909 --> 00:26:57,245 filled with your work and the work of other students, 538 00:26:57,246 --> 00:27:00,415 well, I think it would show them that you can inspire others to write 539 00:27:00,416 --> 00:27:02,451 while writing yourself. 540 00:27:02,452 --> 00:27:05,052 Okay, I'll do it. How? 541 00:27:05,053 --> 00:27:07,422 I don't know how to do a literary magazine. 542 00:27:07,423 --> 00:27:09,925 But get permission from the principal first, 543 00:27:09,926 --> 00:27:12,895 because he can be such an asshole. Um... 544 00:27:12,896 --> 00:27:14,929 Okay. All right. Um... 545 00:27:14,930 --> 00:27:16,930 Thank you. 546 00:27:30,446 --> 00:27:32,046 Okay. 547 00:27:37,286 --> 00:27:39,288 Hi, Sheryl. 548 00:27:39,289 --> 00:27:40,123 - Neal. - Yeah. 549 00:27:41,123 --> 00:27:43,127 Your screen's still broken. 550 00:27:44,127 --> 00:27:46,962 - Can I come in? - Uh, well, just for a minute 551 00:27:46,963 --> 00:27:48,431 'cause I'm expecting company so... 552 00:27:49,131 --> 00:27:52,301 Yeah. Okay, sure. 553 00:27:52,302 --> 00:27:53,836 - Hey. - Hey. 554 00:27:53,837 --> 00:27:55,437 Hey. 555 00:28:00,843 --> 00:28:02,310 Oh. It's pink now. 556 00:28:02,311 --> 00:28:05,313 Yeah. 557 00:28:05,314 --> 00:28:07,482 Hmm. 558 00:28:07,483 --> 00:28:09,851 Can I get you a beer? 559 00:28:09,852 --> 00:28:12,020 Um, let's see. 560 00:28:12,021 --> 00:28:14,322 Well, no. No, I think I'm good. 561 00:28:14,323 --> 00:28:16,591 Thanks. 562 00:28:16,592 --> 00:28:18,527 Hi. You look... 563 00:28:18,528 --> 00:28:20,462 - You look good, Sheryl. - Oh. 564 00:28:20,463 --> 00:28:22,865 - No, come on. - Oh, thanks. 565 00:28:22,866 --> 00:28:25,500 I'd say the same about you but then we'd both be liars. 566 00:28:25,501 --> 00:28:28,503 Yeah. The last time I saw you, you were screaming 567 00:28:28,504 --> 00:28:31,339 profanities at me in the middle of the street. 568 00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:34,509 - So this is a step up. - I think you are exaggerating 569 00:28:34,510 --> 00:28:36,112 - just a little bit. - No, no. 570 00:28:37,112 --> 00:28:42,019 - Yeah. - But I deserved it. 571 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:45,654 So why are you here, Neal? 572 00:28:45,655 --> 00:28:47,955 Did you come to gloat about your new happy life? 573 00:28:47,956 --> 00:28:50,193 Uh, no. I'm here because um... 574 00:28:52,195 --> 00:28:54,963 You never signed the divorce papers. 575 00:28:54,964 --> 00:28:58,233 Oh, jeez. I thought I mailed those back in. 576 00:28:58,234 --> 00:29:01,035 - Yeah, no. - Oh, maybe I uh, 577 00:29:01,036 --> 00:29:02,506 ripped them up into little pieces 578 00:29:03,106 --> 00:29:04,973 and threw 'em into the fireplace. 579 00:29:04,974 --> 00:29:06,908 I forget. 580 00:29:06,909 --> 00:29:09,211 I have to talk to you! 581 00:29:09,212 --> 00:29:11,045 I know you can see me! 582 00:29:11,046 --> 00:29:13,214 I'm tired. 583 00:29:13,215 --> 00:29:15,550 What do you need, Mr. Phillips? 584 00:29:15,551 --> 00:29:18,986 I already told you I can't force the English teachers to pass out 585 00:29:18,987 --> 00:29:22,057 the chronicle or any other biased publication. 586 00:29:22,058 --> 00:29:25,394 I have absolutely have no inquiries or requests about the chronicle. 587 00:29:25,395 --> 00:29:28,397 Uh, God! 588 00:29:28,398 --> 00:29:31,066 I... 589 00:29:31,067 --> 00:29:33,936 I want to start a school literary magazine. 590 00:29:36,238 --> 00:29:38,406 Why... why are you laughing? 591 00:29:38,407 --> 00:29:41,076 Okay, fine. 592 00:29:41,077 --> 00:29:45,246 You can start your literary magazine or you know, 593 00:29:45,247 --> 00:29:48,582 you can start a hunting magazine for all I care, 594 00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:50,484 but... 595 00:29:50,485 --> 00:29:53,422 You're gonna have to find your own funding because... 596 00:29:53,423 --> 00:29:55,957 The school is broke. 597 00:29:55,958 --> 00:29:59,027 I'd also like to announce it at the assembly this week. 598 00:29:59,028 --> 00:30:01,195 It'll take three seconds. 599 00:30:01,196 --> 00:30:04,232 Fine. If for nothing else than my own amusement. 600 00:30:04,233 --> 00:30:06,635 Great. Great. Thank you. 601 00:30:06,636 --> 00:30:10,272 Thank you. 602 00:30:10,273 --> 00:30:15,609 Hey! Break it up! Not on my campus! 603 00:30:15,610 --> 00:30:20,282 There's a motel 6 down the street! 604 00:30:21,617 --> 00:30:24,418 I got ya! I got ya! I got ya! 605 00:30:24,419 --> 00:30:26,288 Yep, that's it. 606 00:30:26,289 --> 00:30:27,523 Yep, it's just papers. 607 00:30:28,123 --> 00:30:32,462 Signature doesn't change anything. 608 00:30:36,131 --> 00:30:41,470 Okay. Yeah, thanks, Sheryl. 609 00:30:41,471 --> 00:30:43,571 For what's it's worth, I'm sorry. 610 00:30:43,572 --> 00:30:46,008 I'm sorry I'm not the man you wanted me to be. 611 00:30:46,009 --> 00:30:48,210 - Yeah. Me, too. - Yeah. Me, too. 612 00:30:48,211 --> 00:30:49,477 Okay. 613 00:30:49,478 --> 00:30:51,312 Oh, please. Please, please. 614 00:30:51,313 --> 00:30:53,913 Okay. I'll see ya. 615 00:31:01,358 --> 00:31:03,958 Okay. I'll see ya. 616 00:31:11,667 --> 00:31:14,168 There's so much stress in my life. 617 00:31:14,169 --> 00:31:17,772 It's a miracle I'm able to function as well as I do. 618 00:31:17,773 --> 00:31:20,274 But does anybody care? 619 00:31:20,275 --> 00:31:22,210 Does anybody... 620 00:31:22,211 --> 00:31:24,513 Does my son see how much I struggle every single day? 621 00:31:24,514 --> 00:31:27,515 - Well, I don't envy you. - Thank you, Dr. Wheeler. 622 00:31:27,516 --> 00:31:30,351 You're the only person who understands my situation. 623 00:31:30,352 --> 00:31:33,221 He's becoming more and more like his father every day. 624 00:31:33,222 --> 00:31:35,089 He's rude, sarcastic. 625 00:31:35,090 --> 00:31:37,525 He makes a joke at my expense whenever he can. 626 00:31:37,526 --> 00:31:40,361 And all he talks about is leaving for college one day. 627 00:31:40,362 --> 00:31:42,585 Everybody abandons me or plans to abandon me. 628 00:31:42,586 --> 00:31:43,697 If I had a goldfish... 629 00:31:43,698 --> 00:31:46,268 He would probably abandon you as well. 630 00:31:46,269 --> 00:31:48,837 - It would abandon me. - But you don't have a goldfish. 631 00:31:48,838 --> 00:31:51,072 No, I don't, thank God. 632 00:31:51,073 --> 00:31:53,140 Well, the thing about goldfish is 633 00:31:53,141 --> 00:31:55,577 they're in that bowl, they can't get out. 634 00:31:55,578 --> 00:31:58,213 It would find a way. 635 00:31:58,214 --> 00:32:00,714 That's pretty extreme thinking. 636 00:32:00,715 --> 00:32:03,585 - Um, let me ask you this. - Yes. 637 00:32:03,586 --> 00:32:06,387 - Is he on antidepressants? - No. 638 00:32:06,388 --> 00:32:09,191 - Do you think he needs them? - Do I think he needs them? 639 00:32:09,192 --> 00:32:11,225 Well, in all honesty, 640 00:32:11,226 --> 00:32:13,561 I think all teenagers need them 641 00:32:13,562 --> 00:32:15,830 whether they're depressed or not. 642 00:32:15,831 --> 00:32:17,866 You know, teenagers are so full of hormones. 643 00:32:17,867 --> 00:32:20,268 They don't know what the hell they want. 644 00:32:20,269 --> 00:32:23,006 All they're thinking about is rubbing against a pillow or a cushion 645 00:32:23,106 --> 00:32:24,608 or another teenager. You know, so. 646 00:32:25,108 --> 00:32:27,577 I can't believe how you're making me feel so much better. 647 00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:30,412 And I think if he had something to ground him, 648 00:32:30,413 --> 00:32:34,551 uh, he wouldn't be so eager to fly away. 649 00:32:36,552 --> 00:32:41,255 You need to be on antidepressants. 650 00:32:41,256 --> 00:32:42,791 No way. 651 00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:44,859 You're medicated enough for the both of us. 652 00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:46,695 Aren't you depressed? 653 00:32:46,696 --> 00:32:49,731 Currently, while having this conversation? Yeah. 654 00:32:49,732 --> 00:32:51,765 Everyone gets depressed. 655 00:32:51,766 --> 00:32:53,666 It's an emotion. People turn to pills. 656 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:55,638 Before they turn to their problems these days. 657 00:32:55,639 --> 00:32:58,339 Well, sometimes it's the only solution. 658 00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:00,876 You're depressing me right now. Are you saying that 659 00:33:00,877 --> 00:33:03,279 I'm gonna take a pill and then you're gonna disappear? 660 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,713 That was uncalled for. 661 00:33:04,714 --> 00:33:06,781 And so are most prescription drugs. 662 00:33:06,782 --> 00:33:09,283 We are living in a medicated society. 663 00:33:09,284 --> 00:33:12,620 We start drugging kids with A.D.D., which they all have, 664 00:33:12,621 --> 00:33:15,156 and then it doesn't stop till death. 665 00:33:15,157 --> 00:33:17,627 You were on add medication as a kid, and you turned out 666 00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:19,461 somewhat decent. 667 00:33:19,462 --> 00:33:21,229 No, I wasn't. 668 00:33:21,230 --> 00:33:24,302 I hid it in your food. 669 00:33:28,303 --> 00:33:30,773 I thought I was just really calm and mature for my age. 670 00:33:30,774 --> 00:33:32,573 Nope, you were drugged. 671 00:33:32,574 --> 00:33:35,277 When your father and I started our divorce, 672 00:33:35,278 --> 00:33:37,647 you started asking so many questions, we found it easier 673 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:43,185 to roofie you than answer you. 674 00:33:43,186 --> 00:33:45,486 Well, it isn't dinner unless some form of 675 00:33:45,487 --> 00:33:47,490 my childhood foundation is shattered. 676 00:33:49,225 --> 00:33:50,959 - I need money. - I give you an allowance. 677 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,662 I need more money. $300. 678 00:33:53,663 --> 00:33:56,330 I want to start a literary magazine at school, 679 00:33:56,331 --> 00:33:59,466 and I need money to print the first 100 copies or so. 680 00:33:59,467 --> 00:34:01,235 No. 681 00:34:01,236 --> 00:34:02,368 Why not? I know you're rolling in it. 682 00:34:02,369 --> 00:34:03,673 Grandpa died and left us everything. 683 00:34:03,674 --> 00:34:06,608 Wrong. He left me everything. You, his car. 684 00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:09,878 - What about my college fund? - Key word, college. 685 00:34:09,879 --> 00:34:15,517 Okay. If I start taking antidepressants, 686 00:34:15,518 --> 00:34:20,225 will you give me the money to start my literary magazine? 687 00:34:23,226 --> 00:34:24,459 Deal. 688 00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:26,294 Pass me the salt. 689 00:34:26,295 --> 00:34:28,696 Hello, future farmers and inmates. 690 00:34:28,697 --> 00:34:31,533 I'm Carson Phillips from the clover high chronicle 691 00:34:31,534 --> 00:34:34,535 here with some very exciting news. 692 00:34:34,536 --> 00:34:37,539 This year, for the first time ever, 693 00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:41,309 clover high will release its first literary magazine. 694 00:34:41,310 --> 00:34:44,380 Whoo! Awesome! 695 00:34:46,248 --> 00:34:49,883 Now, I know most of you can't read let alone write, 696 00:34:49,884 --> 00:34:52,553 but for all the secret writers out there, 697 00:34:52,554 --> 00:34:54,789 please submit any original work 698 00:34:54,790 --> 00:34:58,593 to the box outside the journalism classroom and it will be published. 699 00:34:58,594 --> 00:35:01,896 Poems. Short stories. 700 00:35:01,897 --> 00:35:04,399 Hit lists. 701 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,899 Anything. 702 00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:08,570 Okay. Thank you. 703 00:35:08,571 --> 00:35:09,803 God bless. 704 00:35:09,804 --> 00:35:11,804 Whoo! Carson! 705 00:35:16,279 --> 00:35:19,280 Okay, assembly dismissed. Return to your homerooms. 706 00:35:19,281 --> 00:35:23,281 And hey! Say hello to someone you don't know today. 707 00:35:29,424 --> 00:35:31,926 I am so excited for homecoming tonight. 708 00:35:31,927 --> 00:35:34,361 Our float is gonna be flawless. 709 00:35:34,362 --> 00:35:36,298 The crowd is gonna love it. 710 00:35:36,299 --> 00:35:37,765 Whoo! 711 00:35:37,766 --> 00:35:42,437 Oh... No. 712 00:35:42,438 --> 00:35:44,939 Shiterary magazine. 713 00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:47,408 God. 714 00:35:47,409 --> 00:35:49,510 Typical. I mean, 715 00:35:49,511 --> 00:35:52,314 I can't even run a school newspaper. I don't know why 716 00:35:52,315 --> 00:35:54,784 I thought I could start a literary magazine. 717 00:35:59,621 --> 00:36:02,057 - Oh... - Personal space, Malerie. 718 00:36:02,058 --> 00:36:03,792 Okay. 719 00:36:03,793 --> 00:36:06,327 Just don't be too hard on yourself. 720 00:36:06,328 --> 00:36:10,798 If you can get Nicholas Forbes 721 00:36:10,799 --> 00:36:13,801 and Scott Thomas to join the chronicle, 722 00:36:13,802 --> 00:36:16,870 then I think you can do anything. 723 00:36:16,871 --> 00:36:20,008 I'm blackmailing them. 724 00:36:20,009 --> 00:36:23,345 I caught them playing Lewis and Clark in the boy's bathroom. 725 00:36:23,346 --> 00:36:24,714 - Don't ask. - There seems to be 726 00:36:25,114 --> 00:36:27,816 a lot of that going on right now. 727 00:36:27,817 --> 00:36:29,984 I caught Claire Mathews 728 00:36:29,985 --> 00:36:34,521 and coach Colin bonking... 729 00:36:34,522 --> 00:36:36,990 Each other... 730 00:36:36,991 --> 00:36:39,361 In the boy's locker room. 731 00:36:39,362 --> 00:36:42,564 I just go in there to think sometimes. 732 00:36:42,565 --> 00:36:44,666 Coach Colin Walker? 733 00:36:44,667 --> 00:36:46,303 I thought she was dating Justin Walker. 734 00:36:47,103 --> 00:36:49,704 Oh, that must be awkward. 735 00:36:49,705 --> 00:36:51,506 Too bad they aren't writers. 736 00:36:51,507 --> 00:36:53,742 If they had work in the magazine, 737 00:36:53,743 --> 00:36:56,745 then everybody would want to have work in the literary magazine. 738 00:36:56,746 --> 00:37:01,850 It would sell out for sure. 739 00:37:01,851 --> 00:37:04,519 You know, it just makes you think though. 740 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,620 Everybody has something to hide... 741 00:37:06,621 --> 00:37:09,022 Even Claire Mathews. 742 00:37:09,023 --> 00:37:11,024 Ha! 743 00:37:11,025 --> 00:37:12,526 Yeah. 744 00:37:12,527 --> 00:37:16,527 Yeah, I guess you're right. 745 00:37:20,536 --> 00:37:22,137 I travel lightly today. 746 00:37:22,138 --> 00:37:24,138 Not a problem, Mrs. Phillips. 747 00:37:24,139 --> 00:37:28,876 Ms. Ms. Ms. 748 00:37:28,877 --> 00:37:30,544 What? 749 00:37:30,545 --> 00:37:32,046 Why are you looking at me 750 00:37:32,047 --> 00:37:33,949 like I just told you I used to be a man? 751 00:37:33,950 --> 00:37:35,984 This is for Carson Phillips? 752 00:37:35,985 --> 00:37:37,885 Yeah, that's my son. 753 00:37:37,886 --> 00:37:40,021 Why does he need antidepressants? 754 00:37:40,022 --> 00:37:42,624 I don't think that's any of your business, April. 755 00:37:42,625 --> 00:37:45,193 - Forgive me, miss Phillips... - You know what, call me Sheryl. 756 00:37:45,194 --> 00:37:47,095 Just simple Sheryl. 757 00:37:47,096 --> 00:37:51,499 I think I may be engaged to your ex-husband. 758 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:57,171 Neal Phillips? 759 00:37:57,172 --> 00:37:59,908 Wait! Miss Phillips? 760 00:37:59,909 --> 00:38:02,777 Sheryl?! 761 00:38:05,581 --> 00:38:06,281 Hi. 762 00:38:09,752 --> 00:38:11,051 Hi. 763 00:38:11,052 --> 00:38:13,086 How was work? 764 00:38:13,087 --> 00:38:14,988 Not good. 765 00:38:14,989 --> 00:38:17,926 I'm sorry, but there's only so many times 766 00:38:17,927 --> 00:38:21,696 I can say I'm sorry. But I want you to realize 767 00:38:21,697 --> 00:38:24,100 that all of that was a really 768 00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:28,103 dark period for me. 769 00:38:29,103 --> 00:38:30,105 Um, so... 770 00:38:31,105 --> 00:38:33,774 Can you really blame me for not wanting to 771 00:38:33,775 --> 00:38:35,609 carry it with me? 772 00:38:35,610 --> 00:38:37,946 Can you blame me for wanting to forget about it? 773 00:38:37,947 --> 00:38:42,653 I want to meet him. Your son, I want to meet him. 774 00:38:45,654 --> 00:38:47,555 Yeah. 775 00:38:47,556 --> 00:38:50,557 We tried selling some ad space to local businesses 776 00:38:50,558 --> 00:38:53,794 but I had no takers. 777 00:38:53,795 --> 00:38:55,997 Well, you look like shit. 778 00:38:55,998 --> 00:38:58,499 Why couldn't I have worn something like that? 779 00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,235 Okay. I don't know what you're wearing, 780 00:39:00,236 --> 00:39:02,504 but I have some bad news. The truck pulling 781 00:39:02,505 --> 00:39:04,206 the cheer float's engine just died, 782 00:39:04,207 --> 00:39:06,774 - so they're taking yours. - Excuse me? 783 00:39:06,775 --> 00:39:09,878 Oh, um, my apologies. 784 00:39:09,879 --> 00:39:12,213 But you know, homecoming's nothing 785 00:39:12,214 --> 00:39:13,981 without the cheer float. 786 00:39:13,982 --> 00:39:15,818 Okay, then go take the athletes float away. 787 00:39:16,118 --> 00:39:18,653 I mean, they pride themselves running around like mules anyway. 788 00:39:18,654 --> 00:39:20,722 My decision's final. 789 00:39:20,723 --> 00:39:22,990 Okay. 790 00:39:22,991 --> 00:39:24,892 Final. 791 00:39:24,893 --> 00:39:27,195 Well, at least we had fun making it. 792 00:39:27,196 --> 00:39:31,535 No. They're gonna see this float if it kills me. 793 00:39:34,536 --> 00:39:35,937 Nice costume. 794 00:39:35,938 --> 00:39:37,639 Nice life. 795 00:39:53,022 --> 00:39:54,222 Yeah! 796 00:39:54,223 --> 00:39:55,823 Yeah! 797 00:39:59,561 --> 00:40:01,263 Whoo! 798 00:40:22,717 --> 00:40:24,317 Yeah! 799 00:40:28,056 --> 00:40:32,062 - You're the man! - Screw you! 800 00:40:34,063 --> 00:40:36,597 - Are you drunk? - Wasted. 801 00:40:36,598 --> 00:40:38,332 # No matter what... # 802 00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:40,734 My apologies, but, you know, 803 00:40:40,735 --> 00:40:42,904 homecoming's nothing without the cheer float. 804 00:40:42,905 --> 00:40:45,272 No one reads the "chronicle" anyway. 805 00:40:45,273 --> 00:40:48,609 He's only here because he's the editor of that stupid paper. 806 00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:50,611 # No matter what... # 807 00:40:50,612 --> 00:40:52,613 Hello? 808 00:40:52,614 --> 00:40:55,149 Malerie? It's Carson. 809 00:40:55,150 --> 00:40:57,084 - Who? - Carson Phillips. 810 00:40:57,085 --> 00:40:58,685 Oh, yeah, I knew. 811 00:40:58,686 --> 00:41:00,988 Operation clovergate's in effect. 812 00:41:00,989 --> 00:41:05,026 So many people to blackmail, so little time. 813 00:41:05,027 --> 00:41:07,928 But how're we gonna blackmail all of them? 814 00:41:07,929 --> 00:41:09,930 Humph. 815 00:41:09,931 --> 00:41:11,932 I don't know. 816 00:41:11,933 --> 00:41:14,103 I got dirt on most of them. 817 00:41:15,103 --> 00:41:17,107 So I'm not sure. But then again, 818 00:41:18,107 --> 00:41:20,262 Columbus wasn't sure if north America was there. 819 00:41:20,263 --> 00:41:21,274 But it didn't stop him 820 00:41:21,275 --> 00:41:23,378 from sailing to it. And once he was there, 821 00:41:23,379 --> 00:41:25,178 - you know what he did? - What? 822 00:41:25,179 --> 00:41:28,149 He enslaved every single Indian around him. 823 00:41:28,150 --> 00:41:30,785 Oh, you little Indians, look out. 824 00:41:30,786 --> 00:41:32,253 Yeah. 825 00:41:32,254 --> 00:41:36,791 Some will be much easier than others. 826 00:41:36,792 --> 00:41:37,893 N-n-no. 827 00:41:38,993 --> 00:41:42,796 # when the sky # 828 00:41:42,797 --> 00:41:44,231 # opens # 829 00:41:44,232 --> 00:41:48,138 # and the sound comes out of it now # 830 00:41:51,139 --> 00:41:54,441 # it's like a breath of air it's like a splash of water # 831 00:41:54,442 --> 00:41:56,209 # it's like a slap # 832 00:41:56,210 --> 00:42:01,151 # on the hand... # 833 00:42:03,152 --> 00:42:05,318 You're "badboy2012"? 834 00:42:05,319 --> 00:42:09,156 I can't even look at you anymore. 835 00:42:09,157 --> 00:42:13,157 Not that it was easy before. 836 00:42:17,165 --> 00:42:19,765 It's a nice day. 837 00:42:29,844 --> 00:42:33,844 Hey, Siegfried. Here you go. 838 00:42:42,357 --> 00:42:46,863 Hey, Roy, enjoy. 839 00:42:49,864 --> 00:42:50,564 Ahem! 840 00:42:53,868 --> 00:42:56,204 What's this? 841 00:42:56,205 --> 00:42:58,405 Come on. You know what that is. 842 00:42:58,406 --> 00:43:01,209 You left it in the journalism classroom. 843 00:43:01,210 --> 00:43:04,245 Um, did you guys want some? 844 00:43:04,246 --> 00:43:07,013 If we were responsible students we would go right now 845 00:43:07,014 --> 00:43:08,484 to the school authorities. 846 00:43:08,485 --> 00:43:10,751 Listen, I'll write the movie review, 847 00:43:10,752 --> 00:43:12,352 I promise you. Huh? 848 00:43:12,353 --> 00:43:18,258 It's too late for that. 849 00:43:18,259 --> 00:43:19,894 What a rush. 850 00:43:19,895 --> 00:43:24,231 # No matter what # 851 00:43:24,232 --> 00:43:26,234 # I say # 852 00:43:26,235 --> 00:43:28,401 Can I help you? 853 00:43:28,402 --> 00:43:31,506 I was uh, just googling some Satan worshiping cults, 854 00:43:31,507 --> 00:43:33,508 you know, a hobby of mine, and 855 00:43:33,509 --> 00:43:36,477 I came across these. Check these out, right? 856 00:43:36,478 --> 00:43:39,914 Isn't that you, I believe, with a whip in your mouth? 857 00:43:39,915 --> 00:43:42,416 Yes, yes, here you're riding some guys in this one. 858 00:43:42,417 --> 00:43:45,519 Yes, that's great. And this one. This one's my favorite. 859 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,021 Why are you showing me these? 860 00:43:48,022 --> 00:43:50,423 Oh, I just want to protect you, Vicki. 861 00:43:50,424 --> 00:43:54,162 I mean, I'd hate it if these were accidentally emailed to your mom. 862 00:43:54,163 --> 00:43:56,530 Does she still teach Sunday school 863 00:43:56,531 --> 00:43:59,131 at Ryder Baptist church? 864 00:44:06,275 --> 00:44:08,042 And when I say teamwork, 865 00:44:08,043 --> 00:44:10,278 what's the first thing that comes to mind? 866 00:44:10,279 --> 00:44:12,280 Shut up! 867 00:44:12,281 --> 00:44:16,253 Move your books. Move your books! 868 00:44:19,254 --> 00:44:20,323 # Two, four, six, eight # 869 00:44:21,123 --> 00:44:23,890 # heard you like to fornicate # 870 00:44:23,891 --> 00:44:25,491 Carson! 871 00:44:29,297 --> 00:44:34,602 I want you to be there at that time. 872 00:44:34,603 --> 00:44:37,171 I also want to recommend not sleeping with students... 873 00:44:37,172 --> 00:44:39,772 Strongly recommend it. 874 00:44:47,215 --> 00:44:49,815 Strongly recommend it. 875 00:44:56,625 --> 00:45:01,463 I could get fired for this, and I need that dental plan. 876 00:45:03,464 --> 00:45:09,003 It's normal to be with older women in your culture, right? 877 00:45:09,004 --> 00:45:12,339 I have no idea what you are saying, but you are so hot. 878 00:45:12,340 --> 00:45:15,343 And young and tannish and imported. 879 00:45:15,344 --> 00:45:19,513 Oh, God. I feel like I'm in eat, pray, love. 880 00:45:19,514 --> 00:45:20,514 - Was that dirty talk? - Si. 881 00:45:20,515 --> 00:45:25,019 Oh, I love dirty talk. 882 00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:27,354 Oh, you're so "spanelicious!" I love it! 883 00:45:27,355 --> 00:45:31,024 Ms. Hastings? 884 00:45:31,025 --> 00:45:32,625 Coming. 885 00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:47,608 - Hola? - What's up, man? 886 00:45:47,609 --> 00:45:50,211 Hey, what's happening, bro? 887 00:45:50,212 --> 00:45:53,213 Nah, nothing. I was just feeling up the receptionist. 888 00:45:53,214 --> 00:45:55,383 Yeah, dude, no, the receptionist. 889 00:45:55,384 --> 00:45:57,585 It's insane. I'm one away from beating my record. 890 00:45:57,586 --> 00:46:00,421 I literally put the "dick" in valedictorian. 891 00:46:00,422 --> 00:46:02,155 It's... 892 00:46:02,156 --> 00:46:04,756 I'll call you back. 893 00:46:12,034 --> 00:46:14,635 So, Emilio... 894 00:46:14,636 --> 00:46:17,604 How long have you been a fornicating exchange student? 895 00:46:17,605 --> 00:46:20,140 And I would tone down the Telemundo. 896 00:46:20,141 --> 00:46:23,044 - Malerie here is in Spanish 4. - Si. 897 00:46:23,045 --> 00:46:26,347 I'm also fluent in Celtic and Elvish. 898 00:46:26,348 --> 00:46:28,615 Take that light in your face. 899 00:46:28,616 --> 00:46:30,684 All right, look. 900 00:46:30,685 --> 00:46:33,687 I'm not from El Salvador obviously. 901 00:46:33,688 --> 00:46:36,356 I'm from San Diego. 902 00:46:36,357 --> 00:46:38,426 Sea world, I knew it. 903 00:46:38,427 --> 00:46:40,961 I knew he smelt very faintly of dolphin. 904 00:46:40,962 --> 00:46:43,430 - No, I don't. - What else? Tell us the truth! 905 00:46:43,431 --> 00:46:45,166 Speak. 906 00:46:45,167 --> 00:46:47,267 The only Spanish I know is from level one, 907 00:46:47,268 --> 00:46:49,269 Rosetta Stone, which I stole. 908 00:46:49,270 --> 00:46:52,039 I've been saying the same 10 phrases over and over again 909 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,707 and no one seems to notice. 910 00:46:53,708 --> 00:46:56,176 Please don't tell my host family. 911 00:46:56,177 --> 00:46:59,513 - Dude, they'd have me arrested. - Why would you do this? 912 00:46:59,514 --> 00:47:01,448 Are you kidding? 913 00:47:01,449 --> 00:47:04,517 I get food, housing... 914 00:47:04,518 --> 00:47:07,321 And girls. 915 00:47:07,322 --> 00:47:10,125 Dude, girls like nothing more than a guy that speaks Spanish. 916 00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:13,593 That just little... Oh, my God. 917 00:47:13,594 --> 00:47:16,062 It all makes sense now. 918 00:47:16,063 --> 00:47:18,332 Continue. 919 00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:19,668 Dude, you can't blame me. 920 00:47:19,669 --> 00:47:22,003 Yeah, yeah, I can. 921 00:47:22,004 --> 00:47:26,008 I can blame you muchas gracias, senorita. 922 00:47:28,009 --> 00:47:30,343 This is for you. 923 00:47:30,344 --> 00:47:32,614 - Si, "se paedophile." - And just remember, 924 00:47:32,615 --> 00:47:36,615 we have this all on film. 925 00:47:42,491 --> 00:47:44,658 Well, hello, everyone. 926 00:47:44,659 --> 00:47:46,794 And welcome to the journalism classroom. 927 00:47:46,795 --> 00:47:49,430 - You fascist. - Okay, enough with the names, 928 00:47:49,431 --> 00:47:52,499 all right? Okay, look. I'll make this short and sweet. 929 00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:54,801 You're all here because I've got dirt on you. 930 00:47:54,802 --> 00:47:57,238 Okay, well, I know why I'm here. 931 00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,472 Pretty sure I know why Dwayne's here. 932 00:47:59,473 --> 00:48:02,242 Why are the rest of you here? 933 00:48:02,243 --> 00:48:04,512 That's for me to know and the rest of you 934 00:48:04,513 --> 00:48:07,580 to never know if all goes as planned. 935 00:48:07,581 --> 00:48:10,651 This is bullshit. Not to mention illegal. Do you know how many 936 00:48:10,652 --> 00:48:12,753 lawyers my family has? 937 00:48:12,754 --> 00:48:16,089 - Seven. - All right, listen. 938 00:48:16,090 --> 00:48:18,225 If any of you would like to share 939 00:48:18,226 --> 00:48:20,528 the information I have on you, please feel free to do so 940 00:48:21,128 --> 00:48:24,631 and then leave the room. 941 00:48:24,632 --> 00:48:26,367 Didn't think so. 942 00:48:26,368 --> 00:48:28,233 I'm late for hello Dolly rehearsal 943 00:48:28,234 --> 00:48:30,371 - so what do you want from us? - As you all know, 944 00:48:30,372 --> 00:48:33,207 I am starting a school literary magazine. 945 00:48:33,208 --> 00:48:34,841 You want us to buy your magazine? 946 00:48:34,842 --> 00:48:37,178 You Claire, no. I would never expect you 947 00:48:37,179 --> 00:48:39,680 to recognize an intelligent publication let alone purchase one. 948 00:48:39,681 --> 00:48:42,383 But your friends and families, yes. Why? 949 00:48:42,384 --> 00:48:45,218 'Cause you're all gonna be in it. 950 00:48:45,219 --> 00:48:47,455 I want a literary submission from each of you. 951 00:48:47,456 --> 00:48:49,289 So that's what this is all about? 952 00:48:49,290 --> 00:48:50,860 This is ridiculous. 953 00:48:51,860 --> 00:48:53,593 I'm not even a student here. 954 00:48:53,594 --> 00:48:55,563 It's because I want more from you. 955 00:48:55,564 --> 00:48:57,631 And from you. 956 00:48:57,632 --> 00:49:00,234 I want a submission from each football player and cheerleader. 957 00:49:00,235 --> 00:49:01,035 What? 958 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:04,342 Oh, you can't make me, my cheer team, or anyone else 959 00:49:04,438 --> 00:49:06,241 do anything, okay? See, there is a reason 960 00:49:06,242 --> 00:49:08,475 why you and precious in the corner over there 961 00:49:08,476 --> 00:49:10,644 are the only members of your club. Okay? 962 00:49:10,645 --> 00:49:13,116 And it's because everybody hates you. Even if you spread 963 00:49:14,116 --> 00:49:16,418 whatever information you have on us around the school, 964 00:49:17,118 --> 00:49:18,853 no one is going to believe you, got it? 965 00:49:18,854 --> 00:49:21,588 - I will totally believe him. - You don't count. 966 00:49:21,589 --> 00:49:24,291 Oh, we don't count? Thank you very much. 967 00:49:24,292 --> 00:49:28,329 They will believe, 'cause we will spread that shit like nutella. 968 00:49:28,330 --> 00:49:30,430 All right, for years 969 00:49:30,431 --> 00:49:34,602 I have been poked and stabbed with your bitch fork. 970 00:49:34,603 --> 00:49:37,303 You have beaten me down 971 00:49:37,304 --> 00:49:38,672 to the bottom of the high school food chain 972 00:49:38,673 --> 00:49:41,441 with the shitty end of the stick for far too long. 973 00:49:41,442 --> 00:49:43,711 You don't think they're gonna believe me? 974 00:49:43,712 --> 00:49:46,446 I will make them believe me! You don't think 975 00:49:46,447 --> 00:49:48,748 they've just been waiting for an excuse to turn against you? 976 00:49:48,749 --> 00:49:50,886 I mean, sure they all hate me, but that's because 977 00:49:50,887 --> 00:49:54,155 I'm the only person in town with an IQ larger than my shoe size 978 00:49:54,156 --> 00:49:56,457 and I don't hesitate to remind people that! 979 00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:58,399 So go ahead and play all the mind games you want. 980 00:49:58,400 --> 00:49:59,292 I'm not accepting that 981 00:49:59,293 --> 00:50:02,296 invitation to intimidation any longer, all right?! 982 00:50:02,297 --> 00:50:05,231 I've got a whole hell of a lot to gain and nothing to lose 983 00:50:05,232 --> 00:50:07,700 and this time none of you are stopping me! 984 00:50:07,701 --> 00:50:09,937 Do you need some examples?! 985 00:50:09,938 --> 00:50:12,772 Here are some examples, all right, 986 00:50:12,773 --> 00:50:16,577 poetry, short stories, essays, scripts, novels, anything! 987 00:50:16,578 --> 00:50:19,646 As long as it's in your words, in my hands asap! You got it?! 988 00:50:19,647 --> 00:50:21,814 Write about how much you hate me. 989 00:50:21,815 --> 00:50:25,318 Write in detail about how much you want to kill me, okay?! 990 00:50:25,319 --> 00:50:30,758 Now get the hell out of my classroom! 991 00:50:30,759 --> 00:50:32,826 Excuse me. 992 00:50:37,331 --> 00:50:39,733 I'm worried most of you 993 00:50:39,734 --> 00:50:43,803 have taken one too many tackles to the head. 994 00:50:43,804 --> 00:50:46,906 We can't beat a team unless we outthink a team. 995 00:50:46,907 --> 00:50:49,209 So... 996 00:50:49,210 --> 00:50:53,513 To prove you are all capable of doing that, 997 00:50:53,514 --> 00:50:56,216 I want you all to submit something 998 00:50:56,217 --> 00:50:58,419 to the school literary magazine. 999 00:50:58,420 --> 00:51:00,220 Uh, what the... 1000 00:51:00,221 --> 00:51:03,225 don't question me, hit the showers now! 1001 00:51:04,826 --> 00:51:07,760 I like the color green. 1002 00:51:07,761 --> 00:51:10,964 When I see green, I think of trees, plants 1003 00:51:10,965 --> 00:51:14,702 and grass. 1004 00:51:14,703 --> 00:51:17,638 When I think of grass, I think of football... 1005 00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:19,872 - Brilliant. - We can't cheer 1006 00:51:19,873 --> 00:51:21,874 if we're not cultured. 1007 00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:24,711 I just want everyone to write something 1008 00:51:24,712 --> 00:51:26,880 for the literary magazine, okay? 1009 00:51:28,482 --> 00:51:30,783 Now let's go do a frickin' pyramid. 1010 00:51:30,784 --> 00:51:32,885 I love cheerleading. 1011 00:51:32,886 --> 00:51:35,722 But the worst thing about being on top of the pyramid is 1012 00:51:35,723 --> 00:51:40,794 you can get really hurt if you fall. 1013 00:51:40,795 --> 00:51:43,597 It was a world of vampires and demons 1014 00:51:43,598 --> 00:51:45,633 where innocence was rare 1015 00:51:45,634 --> 00:51:49,903 and so were the living. 1016 00:51:49,904 --> 00:51:53,274 Why do people live 2d lives in a 3d world 1017 00:51:53,275 --> 00:51:56,391 when they can live 4d lives all the time? 1018 00:52:09,391 --> 00:52:11,758 Yeah. 1019 00:52:11,759 --> 00:52:13,862 I have always known that I was destined for fame. 1020 00:52:13,863 --> 00:52:16,530 The image of my name in lights isn't just a dream, 1021 00:52:16,531 --> 00:52:20,466 it's a premonition. 1022 00:52:20,467 --> 00:52:22,368 Roses are red, 1023 00:52:22,369 --> 00:52:24,338 violets are blue, 1024 00:52:24,339 --> 00:52:28,843 no amount of money could keep me away from you. 1025 00:52:30,844 --> 00:52:32,946 There was once a little princess 1026 00:52:32,947 --> 00:52:34,882 with several responsibilities. 1027 00:52:34,883 --> 00:52:37,318 Her parents, the king and queen, 1028 00:52:37,319 --> 00:52:39,054 put way too much pressure on her 1029 00:52:39,055 --> 00:52:43,959 since they had troubles managing the kingdom. 1030 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,963 Malerie writing 1031 00:52:49,964 --> 00:52:53,334 part 38. 1032 00:52:53,335 --> 00:52:56,803 Action. 1033 00:52:56,804 --> 00:52:58,472 Call me... 1034 00:52:58,473 --> 00:53:00,807 Isabella. 1035 00:53:00,808 --> 00:53:04,945 It's genius. 1036 00:53:04,946 --> 00:53:07,647 It was anything like I'd ever experienced. 1037 00:53:07,648 --> 00:53:09,551 For the first time in my life, 1038 00:53:09,552 --> 00:53:11,517 I was winning. 1039 00:53:11,518 --> 00:53:13,822 For the first time, everything seemed reachable. 1040 00:53:13,823 --> 00:53:17,827 It's like Christmas. 1041 00:53:20,828 --> 00:53:24,765 So I'm blackmailing the entire school 1042 00:53:24,766 --> 00:53:27,501 to better my chances of getting into the university 1043 00:53:27,502 --> 00:53:30,370 of my dreams, and it's exhilarating. 1044 00:53:30,371 --> 00:53:32,372 I mean, who'd of thought that one of 1045 00:53:32,373 --> 00:53:36,843 my biggest accomplishments would be criminal? 1046 00:53:36,844 --> 00:53:39,012 - Get out. - Oh, no, 1047 00:53:39,013 --> 00:53:41,080 not today, grandma. Please don't. 1048 00:53:41,081 --> 00:53:43,684 - Not today. - Get out. 1049 00:53:43,685 --> 00:53:45,753 Get out. I do not know you! 1050 00:53:45,754 --> 00:53:48,055 All right, okay, I'm leaving. 1051 00:53:48,056 --> 00:53:50,990 So we still need a venue for prom, any ideas? 1052 00:53:50,991 --> 00:53:52,593 I was thinking quail gardens. 1053 00:53:52,594 --> 00:53:54,561 What about motel 6 up the highway? 1054 00:53:54,562 --> 00:53:57,664 I mean, everyone heads up there after prom anyway, right? 1055 00:53:57,665 --> 00:54:00,033 Any objections to quail gardens? 1056 00:54:00,034 --> 00:54:01,801 No objections. 1057 00:54:01,802 --> 00:54:03,570 Isn't quail gardens 1058 00:54:03,571 --> 00:54:05,705 like right in the middle of the country? 1059 00:54:05,706 --> 00:54:08,041 And prom is usually in the beginning of summer 1060 00:54:08,042 --> 00:54:10,611 so everyone's gonna be eaten alive by bugs. 1061 00:54:10,612 --> 00:54:13,513 I think the uh, the clover dining hall would be cheaper 1062 00:54:13,514 --> 00:54:15,548 - and smarter. - Okay, 1063 00:54:15,549 --> 00:54:17,084 clover dining hall it is. 1064 00:54:17,085 --> 00:54:20,019 - Awesome, moving on. - We need a theme. 1065 00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:22,555 How 'bout a fairy tale theme? We could do 1066 00:54:22,556 --> 00:54:24,725 an easy Cinderella setting for photos. 1067 00:54:24,726 --> 00:54:27,428 Oh, my God. I love Rapunzel. 1068 00:54:27,429 --> 00:54:29,896 Yeah, I'm not sure all the students 1069 00:54:29,897 --> 00:54:32,765 would appreciate um, that theme. 1070 00:54:32,766 --> 00:54:34,600 Like the male ones. 1071 00:54:34,601 --> 00:54:36,769 Why don't you guys do like a, uh, era theme, 1072 00:54:36,770 --> 00:54:39,772 like the roaring '20s or something? 1073 00:54:39,773 --> 00:54:41,742 '20s is fine. 1074 00:54:41,743 --> 00:54:43,776 Super. 1075 00:54:43,777 --> 00:54:46,446 Okay. Why are you guys, uh, 1076 00:54:46,447 --> 00:54:48,849 letting me make all the decisions? 1077 00:54:48,850 --> 00:54:51,185 It was a lot more fun when I got to argue with you. 1078 00:54:51,186 --> 00:54:55,186 Are you gonna make us write more if we do? 1079 00:55:00,795 --> 00:55:02,763 - Anything for me? - No, 1080 00:55:02,764 --> 00:55:04,932 just bills and ads 1081 00:55:04,933 --> 00:55:06,101 and bills, bills, bills. 1082 00:55:07,101 --> 00:55:08,103 Let me see. 1083 00:55:09,103 --> 00:55:10,937 Magazines... 1084 00:55:10,938 --> 00:55:13,539 Uh, let me know if you find anything. 1085 00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:16,140 - Yep. - Thank you. 1086 00:55:23,485 --> 00:55:24,885 Howdy. 1087 00:55:24,886 --> 00:55:26,855 Here is my entry for the magazine. 1088 00:55:26,856 --> 00:55:29,789 Uh, great. Is it about contraception? 1089 00:55:29,790 --> 00:55:32,225 You know what? It must be really nice 1090 00:55:32,226 --> 00:55:34,961 to have plans to journey out into the world, 1091 00:55:34,962 --> 00:55:37,196 but some of us don't have that capability. 1092 00:55:37,197 --> 00:55:40,033 Some of us are stuck here and have to make the most of it, 1093 00:55:40,034 --> 00:55:43,135 so excuse me for wanting to have a little fun my senior year. 1094 00:55:43,136 --> 00:55:46,506 It could be the last chance that I get. 1095 00:55:46,507 --> 00:55:49,142 And why are you incapable? 1096 00:55:49,143 --> 00:55:52,515 Why are you stuck here? 1097 00:55:55,516 --> 00:55:57,984 Second grade Mrs. McCoy's classroom. 1098 00:55:57,985 --> 00:56:00,254 I doubt you remember this, but I do. 1099 00:56:00,255 --> 00:56:03,222 We went around the room and we all said what we wanted to be 1100 00:56:03,223 --> 00:56:06,158 when we grew up. I said that I wanted to be a Nobel peace prize winner 1101 00:56:06,159 --> 00:56:09,062 - and you said... - I wanted to be a ballerina. 1102 00:56:09,063 --> 00:56:11,531 What stopped you? 1103 00:56:11,532 --> 00:56:16,836 - They all laughed at me. - But I didn't laugh at you. 1104 00:56:16,837 --> 00:56:19,839 In what grade do we stop believing in ourselves? 1105 00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:23,010 Well, what grade do we just stop believing period? 1106 00:56:23,011 --> 00:56:25,778 I mean, someone has to be a Nobel peace prize winner. 1107 00:56:25,779 --> 00:56:28,015 Someone has to be a ballerina. 1108 00:56:28,016 --> 00:56:33,186 Why not us? 1109 00:56:34,956 --> 00:56:37,257 Now I can't be the only one that gets that. 1110 00:56:40,328 --> 00:56:42,696 You know, when I'm here at school, 1111 00:56:42,697 --> 00:56:44,631 I just turn my phone off 1112 00:56:44,632 --> 00:56:46,934 so that I don't hear it not ringing. 1113 00:56:46,935 --> 00:56:49,870 Who is it? 1114 00:56:49,871 --> 00:56:55,709 It's... My dad. 1115 00:56:55,710 --> 00:56:56,876 Hello? 1116 00:56:56,877 --> 00:56:58,112 Hey, Carson. 1117 00:56:59,112 --> 00:57:01,181 I didn't mean to call you after school. I'm sure you're busy 1118 00:57:01,182 --> 00:57:03,783 with your homework and so forth but I got some really good news 1119 00:57:03,784 --> 00:57:08,187 I wanna tell you. Yeah, I'm getting married. Her name's April. 1120 00:57:08,188 --> 00:57:11,191 We're expecting a baby and you're gonna have a baby brother. 1121 00:57:11,192 --> 00:57:13,160 You gotta be shitting me. 1122 00:57:13,161 --> 00:57:15,896 So anyway, she wants to meet you. Is there any chance 1123 00:57:15,897 --> 00:57:18,064 you could make it over for dinner sometime soon? 1124 00:57:18,065 --> 00:57:21,068 I... I'd have to think about it. 1125 00:57:21,069 --> 00:57:23,070 Please do. In fact, 1126 00:57:23,071 --> 00:57:26,238 I'd really appreciate it. Hope to see you soon. 'Kay? 1127 00:57:26,239 --> 00:57:28,941 - 'Kay. - 'Kay, bye. 1128 00:57:28,942 --> 00:57:31,077 What happened? 1129 00:57:31,078 --> 00:57:33,613 Uh, um... 1130 00:57:33,614 --> 00:57:36,617 Apparently, my dad's getting married. 1131 00:57:36,618 --> 00:57:40,620 Congratulations. 1132 00:57:40,621 --> 00:57:41,665 I guess. 1133 00:57:45,293 --> 00:57:47,160 Where're you going? 1134 00:57:47,161 --> 00:57:49,095 Ah... 1135 00:57:49,096 --> 00:57:52,765 I'm gonna go have dinner with dad. 1136 00:57:52,766 --> 00:57:55,167 - Why? - Um... 1137 00:57:55,168 --> 00:57:59,006 Apparently, he's getting married. 1138 00:57:59,007 --> 00:58:01,408 Good for him. 1139 00:58:01,409 --> 00:58:06,178 He wants me to go meet his fianc� so... 1140 00:58:06,179 --> 00:58:08,280 Have fun. 1141 00:58:08,281 --> 00:58:10,783 Be home at a decent hour and, 1142 00:58:10,784 --> 00:58:13,854 and all that parenting shit. 1143 00:58:13,855 --> 00:58:15,756 Bye, mom. 1144 00:58:15,757 --> 00:58:20,293 Love you. 1145 00:58:23,197 --> 00:58:26,034 Your dad tells me you're quite popular at school. 1146 00:58:27,735 --> 00:58:29,403 No. 1147 00:58:29,404 --> 00:58:32,738 I'm active, but I'm, I'm not popular. 1148 00:58:32,739 --> 00:58:35,008 Well, he's part of the newspaper club. 1149 00:58:35,009 --> 00:58:37,810 Actually, I'm president of the writers' club. 1150 00:58:37,811 --> 00:58:39,912 Editor of the school newspaper, 1151 00:58:39,913 --> 00:58:42,314 and I recently just started a literary magazine. 1152 00:58:42,315 --> 00:58:45,151 Check you out. You must get really good grades. 1153 00:58:45,152 --> 00:58:47,153 Yeah, he does pretty well. 1154 00:58:47,154 --> 00:58:50,323 I have a 4.3. I would have a 4.5, 1155 00:58:50,324 --> 00:58:54,060 but I tend to argue with the teachers and their lesson plans so. 1156 00:58:54,061 --> 00:58:55,697 Well, do you play sports? 1157 00:58:58,866 --> 00:59:00,700 I'm just... 1158 00:59:00,701 --> 00:59:04,004 I mean... 1159 00:59:04,005 --> 00:59:06,173 God knows I tried. We'd always go down 1160 00:59:06,174 --> 00:59:07,309 - to the park... - Did we? 1161 00:59:08,109 --> 00:59:10,243 Throw the ball around, but he didn't show any interest. 1162 00:59:10,244 --> 00:59:13,180 So I quickly realized that I didn't get that major leaguer 1163 00:59:13,181 --> 00:59:15,916 I was hoping for. He kind of threw like a girl. 1164 00:59:15,917 --> 00:59:18,319 - Dad, we, we never did that. - Well, sure we did. 1165 00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:21,220 You just don't remember. I don't think you remember. 1166 00:59:21,221 --> 00:59:23,457 No, I would remember something like that. 1167 00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:26,193 He's actually exaggerating. He's got a very sort of 1168 00:59:26,194 --> 00:59:28,261 creative imagination. I think that's what makes him 1169 00:59:28,262 --> 00:59:31,164 - such a good writer. - Who are you pretending to be? 1170 00:59:31,165 --> 00:59:33,134 Like, what are you doing? You left what, 1171 00:59:33,135 --> 00:59:36,368 like five years ago when I've seen you twice since then? 1172 00:59:36,369 --> 00:59:38,437 You're young, maybe you don't understand. 1173 00:59:38,438 --> 00:59:40,741 You're right, I don't understand. I don't understand 1174 00:59:40,742 --> 00:59:43,376 how you could just abandon your old family and then act like 1175 00:59:43,377 --> 00:59:45,879 everything is okay in front of the new one. 1176 00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:47,816 - Carson, your mom's unstable. - Yeah, I know. 1177 00:59:48,116 --> 00:59:50,850 - And you left me with her. - Carson... 1178 00:59:50,851 --> 00:59:52,419 Yeah, you know, I can't... 1179 00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:54,221 Thank you, April. Thank you for dinner. 1180 00:59:54,222 --> 00:59:58,457 It was lovely meeting you, but I have to go. 1181 00:59:58,458 --> 01:00:00,958 Carson, I can only say sorry a number of times, but... 1182 01:00:10,904 --> 01:00:15,509 Well, he's his mother's son. 1183 01:00:32,259 --> 01:00:34,861 I've called you in here today to announce 1184 01:00:34,862 --> 01:00:37,164 a new district rule myself 1185 01:00:37,165 --> 01:00:39,800 and the rest of the principal board feel very strongly about. 1186 01:00:39,801 --> 01:00:41,568 So starting next semester, 1187 01:00:41,569 --> 01:00:45,271 all book covers, backpacks and clothing 1188 01:00:45,272 --> 01:00:49,008 displaying logos and writing are strictly forbidden. 1189 01:00:49,009 --> 01:00:52,445 So as council members, it's very important 1190 01:00:52,446 --> 01:00:55,582 that you honor this rule and provide leadership 1191 01:00:55,583 --> 01:00:57,818 - by following it. - Okay, agreed, 1192 01:00:57,819 --> 01:01:02,088 I hate some of the obnoxious and degrading things 1193 01:01:02,089 --> 01:01:04,858 that I read everyday, and if I see one more person 1194 01:01:04,859 --> 01:01:06,826 wearing one of those shirts that says, "I do my own stunts," 1195 01:01:06,827 --> 01:01:09,130 I'm gonna physically rip off my face and throw it at them. 1196 01:01:09,165 --> 01:01:12,064 But I mean, how are we supposed to learn and grow 1197 01:01:12,065 --> 01:01:14,968 when you keep taking away our basic freedoms of self expression? 1198 01:01:14,969 --> 01:01:16,970 Tell you what, buddy, 1199 01:01:16,971 --> 01:01:19,371 why don't you just let us worry about student suppression? 1200 01:01:19,372 --> 01:01:21,308 - How's that? - Yeah, you're right. 1201 01:01:21,309 --> 01:01:23,410 You people must know what you're doing since 1202 01:01:23,411 --> 01:01:25,512 more students are more depressed, more stressed 1203 01:01:25,513 --> 01:01:27,580 and dropping out now more than ever before 1204 01:01:27,581 --> 01:01:29,380 so you're doing a real great job with the decisions. 1205 01:01:29,381 --> 01:01:31,351 - You're out of line. - You're on a power trip. 1206 01:01:31,352 --> 01:01:34,220 How does banning logos do anything except help your own 1207 01:01:34,221 --> 01:01:37,156 - conservative agendas? - This discussion is over, okay? 1208 01:01:37,157 --> 01:01:40,193 You will follow the new rules. And because of 1209 01:01:40,194 --> 01:01:42,863 your disrespectful attitude, 1210 01:01:42,864 --> 01:01:45,365 I hereby revoke all student off-campus privileges 1211 01:01:45,366 --> 01:01:48,001 for the rest of the year. 1212 01:01:48,002 --> 01:01:50,105 Your peers can thank you, little man. 1213 01:01:51,105 --> 01:01:57,077 Let's go, guys. 1214 01:01:57,078 --> 01:02:00,412 Aah! You can't punish the whole school 1215 01:02:00,413 --> 01:02:02,082 for one student's big mouth! 1216 01:02:02,083 --> 01:02:04,283 I can't believe you all just sat there! 1217 01:02:04,284 --> 01:02:06,254 Oh, I can't believe you're still putting the blame on us. 1218 01:02:06,255 --> 01:02:08,988 Thanks to you, we have to have prom in the cafeteria. 1219 01:02:08,989 --> 01:02:11,926 We'll be spending a lot of time there since we can't go off campus to eat anymore. 1220 01:02:11,927 --> 01:02:14,461 If you write an apology letter, maybe they'd reconsider. 1221 01:02:14,462 --> 01:02:16,896 He should apologize to the whole school. 1222 01:02:16,897 --> 01:02:19,633 Hm-hmm, what about next week at assembly? 1223 01:02:19,634 --> 01:02:22,135 Oh, Carson, you always thought you were so much better than us 1224 01:02:22,136 --> 01:02:24,271 because we all couldn't stand you, 1225 01:02:24,272 --> 01:02:26,939 but get ready for pure hatred coming your way because as soon as 1226 01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:28,941 the rest of the school finds out about this 1227 01:02:28,942 --> 01:02:31,611 and they tell their parents, the entire town will actually 1228 01:02:31,612 --> 01:02:33,546 - hate you! - Enough, all right?! 1229 01:02:33,547 --> 01:02:36,182 I didn't just stand up for myself in there, 1230 01:02:36,183 --> 01:02:38,285 I was standing up for all of you! 1231 01:02:38,286 --> 01:02:40,254 The minute you guys walked into this campus, 1232 01:02:40,255 --> 01:02:42,254 you were labeled as high school royalty, 1233 01:02:42,255 --> 01:02:45,258 and you'd rather maintain that label than heaven forbid 1234 01:02:45,259 --> 01:02:47,327 stand up for yourselves! 1235 01:02:47,328 --> 01:02:49,930 But high school ends, and for your sakes, 1236 01:02:49,931 --> 01:02:51,932 I hope guys aren't the walking clich�s 1237 01:02:51,933 --> 01:02:53,934 everyone thinks you are! 'Cause life is gonna 1238 01:02:53,935 --> 01:02:56,503 walk all over you and it's gonna bite you in the ass! 1239 01:02:56,504 --> 01:02:59,104 We are not clich�s. 1240 01:03:07,248 --> 01:03:09,582 I tried avoiding you as long as I could, 1241 01:03:09,583 --> 01:03:11,952 but this is the only pharmacy in town, 1242 01:03:11,953 --> 01:03:16,953 and I'm starting to go through withdrawal. So I need my refills. 1243 01:03:25,065 --> 01:03:30,105 I figured as much. 1244 01:03:31,105 --> 01:03:34,307 Wow. I know what you must think of me. 1245 01:03:34,308 --> 01:03:37,112 Pathetic divorcee who turned herself into this. 1246 01:03:38,112 --> 01:03:41,180 Well, this isn't the life you want. 1247 01:03:41,181 --> 01:03:42,116 I gave him my life... 1248 01:03:43,116 --> 01:03:45,285 Only to be tossed aside 1249 01:03:45,286 --> 01:03:47,121 when he decided it wasn't enough. 1250 01:03:48,121 --> 01:03:50,689 This was never a part of my 1251 01:03:50,690 --> 01:03:55,695 picket fence fantasy. 1252 01:03:55,696 --> 01:03:57,997 You and I aren't so different. 1253 01:03:57,998 --> 01:04:00,066 I had a kid to save a marriage, 1254 01:04:00,067 --> 01:04:03,003 and you're having one to ensure one. 1255 01:04:03,004 --> 01:04:05,738 So you shouldn't be so quick to judge. 1256 01:04:05,739 --> 01:04:07,673 Especially you. 1257 01:04:07,674 --> 01:04:12,144 'Cause I was you... 1258 01:04:12,145 --> 01:04:14,745 And now I'm this. 1259 01:04:26,226 --> 01:04:29,028 Sometimes I just don't get it. 1260 01:04:29,029 --> 01:04:31,196 Life. 1261 01:04:31,197 --> 01:04:35,035 I mean, why do some of us have to work 1262 01:04:35,036 --> 01:04:37,504 so hard for things we believe in 1263 01:04:37,505 --> 01:04:39,772 and others don't? 1264 01:04:39,773 --> 01:04:43,110 I mean, why do some of us care so much? 1265 01:04:44,110 --> 01:04:48,515 I mean, why are some of us selfish by nature and... 1266 01:04:48,516 --> 01:04:52,519 Some of us are selfish to survive? 1267 01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:55,754 Dear, I'm making this for my grandson. 1268 01:04:55,755 --> 01:05:01,060 Wh-what is it? 1269 01:05:01,061 --> 01:05:04,229 A scarf blanket. 1270 01:05:04,230 --> 01:05:06,399 I wanted to be heard so bad 1271 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:12,372 that I never thought about listening. 1272 01:05:12,373 --> 01:05:15,075 But what I regretted the most 1273 01:05:15,076 --> 01:05:18,310 was that I lived every day waiting for my life to begin. 1274 01:05:18,311 --> 01:05:20,546 What's this? 1275 01:05:20,547 --> 01:05:23,082 It's a magazine. 1276 01:05:23,083 --> 01:05:24,118 Dick. 1277 01:05:25,118 --> 01:05:29,118 The higher your cloud, the further your rain falls. 1278 01:05:33,226 --> 01:05:35,628 It's full of literary stuff. 1279 01:05:35,629 --> 01:05:38,097 Three dollars. 1280 01:05:38,098 --> 01:05:40,633 I soon learned that when it rains 1281 01:05:40,634 --> 01:05:42,202 it pours. 1282 01:05:42,203 --> 01:05:43,570 All right. 1283 01:05:43,571 --> 01:05:45,705 I'm sorry. Can you repeat that? 1284 01:05:45,706 --> 01:05:47,740 They won't let you reapply. 1285 01:05:47,741 --> 01:05:50,742 You were accepted, but you never confirmed. 1286 01:05:50,743 --> 01:05:52,579 So you were denied. 1287 01:05:52,580 --> 01:05:55,116 No, it must've gotten lost in the mail. I... 1288 01:05:56,116 --> 01:05:58,417 I checked every day. 1289 01:05:58,418 --> 01:06:00,854 Please, you... you... you have to tell them that. 1290 01:06:00,855 --> 01:06:03,823 I'm afraid I can't do anymore for you. But you can always go 1291 01:06:03,824 --> 01:06:07,327 - to your second choice school. - There was no second choice. 1292 01:06:07,328 --> 01:06:10,430 Oh. Well, you can apply again in two years 1293 01:06:10,431 --> 01:06:13,666 after you complete your requirements. 1294 01:06:13,667 --> 01:06:17,202 Clover community college is still accepting applications. 1295 01:06:17,203 --> 01:06:20,673 Would you like to fill out an application? 1296 01:06:20,674 --> 01:06:22,408 Carson... 1297 01:06:22,409 --> 01:06:27,309 Would you like to fill out an application? 1298 01:06:30,451 --> 01:06:32,885 You know, I've never seen the ocean. 1299 01:06:32,886 --> 01:06:35,888 Hi, you've reached Carson. Leave a message, mom. 1300 01:06:35,889 --> 01:06:38,791 Uh, Carson, grandma fell, and you gotta get... 1301 01:06:38,792 --> 01:06:40,694 Get over here as soon as you can. 1302 01:06:40,695 --> 01:06:42,695 You can expect some light showers 1303 01:06:42,696 --> 01:06:45,231 and a possible thunderstorm by the end of the week. 1304 01:06:45,232 --> 01:06:48,367 You can expect clear skies afterwards though until next Tuesday. 1305 01:06:48,368 --> 01:06:52,372 Where were you? Fine, don't tell me. 1306 01:06:52,373 --> 01:06:55,374 But if you were at your father's, I'd be fine with it. 1307 01:06:55,375 --> 01:06:57,776 - How is she? - She's fine. 1308 01:06:57,777 --> 01:07:02,350 Bruised her hip but nothing's broken. 1309 01:07:05,351 --> 01:07:07,854 I'm gonna get some coffee, do you want something? 1310 01:07:07,855 --> 01:07:09,455 No. 1311 01:07:15,828 --> 01:07:20,832 - What happened to me? - You fell and hurt yourself. 1312 01:07:20,833 --> 01:07:23,669 - You remind me of my grandson. - I do? 1313 01:07:23,670 --> 01:07:28,670 - Why is that? - You're sad looking. 1314 01:07:36,350 --> 01:07:37,684 What's going on? 1315 01:07:37,685 --> 01:07:41,685 They're giving her a bath. 1316 01:07:47,527 --> 01:07:52,531 What's your problem? 1317 01:07:52,532 --> 01:07:54,600 I got into Northwestern 1318 01:07:54,601 --> 01:07:56,702 but I never got a letter. 1319 01:07:56,703 --> 01:07:58,838 So... 1320 01:07:58,839 --> 01:08:02,839 I have to wait two years to reapply. 1321 01:08:12,252 --> 01:08:17,556 I threw your letter away. 1322 01:08:17,557 --> 01:08:19,559 - What?! - I'm sorry. 1323 01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,494 How could you throw my letter away?! 1324 01:08:22,495 --> 01:08:25,464 - I wanted to protect you. - Protect me?! 1325 01:08:25,465 --> 01:08:28,333 I didn't want you to get hurt like I did. 1326 01:08:28,334 --> 01:08:31,570 All your talk about growing up and becoming a writer and all... 1327 01:08:31,571 --> 01:08:33,940 All these delusions you have won't happen. 1328 01:08:33,941 --> 01:08:35,874 Dreams don't come true, Carson. 1329 01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:38,343 Take it from me, I am living proof. 1330 01:08:38,344 --> 01:08:41,280 The world is a very cruel place. You would've left, 1331 01:08:41,281 --> 01:08:44,284 been eaten alive, come back utterly destroyed, 1332 01:08:44,285 --> 01:08:47,453 and I didn't want that. I wanted better for you. 1333 01:08:47,454 --> 01:08:49,922 I can't believe this. This is so unfair. 1334 01:08:49,923 --> 01:08:53,458 Life is unfair, you know, it is. 1335 01:08:53,459 --> 01:08:56,395 And the sooner you realize that, the faster you grow up. 1336 01:08:56,396 --> 01:08:58,964 And the faster you grow up, the sooner you'll see 1337 01:08:58,965 --> 01:09:01,467 the world for what it really is. 1338 01:09:01,468 --> 01:09:03,636 You know, thank you. 1339 01:09:03,637 --> 01:09:05,837 Thank you for being the perfect example 1340 01:09:05,838 --> 01:09:09,838 of something that I refuse to become! 1341 01:09:17,618 --> 01:09:22,055 # Bad day you're looking far away # 1342 01:09:22,056 --> 01:09:26,926 # oh, looking for the great escape # 1343 01:09:26,927 --> 01:09:29,494 # gets in his car # 1344 01:09:29,495 --> 01:09:31,596 # and drives away # 1345 01:09:31,597 --> 01:09:33,800 # far from all the things # 1346 01:09:33,801 --> 01:09:37,069 # that we are # 1347 01:09:37,070 --> 01:09:41,970 # force a smile... # 1348 01:09:47,315 --> 01:09:52,315 # force a smile... # 1349 01:10:50,878 --> 01:10:53,479 Carson, I need to talk to you. 1350 01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:57,580 I need to apologize. 1351 01:11:03,523 --> 01:11:07,523 I need to apologize. 1352 01:11:16,570 --> 01:11:19,439 What are we gonna do with all of these? 1353 01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:22,909 I'm donating them to my grandmother's home. They're sending someone 1354 01:11:22,910 --> 01:11:26,078 after school to come and pick 'em up and pass 'em out. 1355 01:11:26,079 --> 01:11:28,580 At least they'll be read. 1356 01:11:28,581 --> 01:11:31,818 Or chewed. 1357 01:11:31,819 --> 01:11:33,754 I'm so sorry things didn't work out 1358 01:11:33,755 --> 01:11:35,520 the way that you wanted them to. 1359 01:11:35,521 --> 01:11:39,091 Me, too. 1360 01:11:39,092 --> 01:11:42,462 Looks like I'll be seeing you around clover community college. 1361 01:11:42,463 --> 01:11:44,196 Maybe we'll be adventurous 1362 01:11:44,197 --> 01:11:48,006 and start a literary magazine there. 1363 01:11:53,106 --> 01:11:55,109 Malerie, why do you film everything? 1364 01:11:56,109 --> 01:11:59,779 I mean, I'm sure you don't want to remember... 1365 01:11:59,780 --> 01:12:01,681 Everything. 1366 01:12:01,682 --> 01:12:04,484 What isn't worth remembering? 1367 01:12:04,485 --> 01:12:08,186 With good memories come bad memories, 1368 01:12:08,187 --> 01:12:10,522 and I've got a lot of both. 1369 01:12:10,523 --> 01:12:13,926 At least this way I can fast forward through all the bad stuff. 1370 01:12:13,927 --> 01:12:15,794 A counselor once told me 1371 01:12:15,795 --> 01:12:18,231 that it doesn't matter if you're stuck in the past 1372 01:12:18,232 --> 01:12:20,800 or if you try to forget the past. 1373 01:12:20,801 --> 01:12:23,103 What matters is what you do in the present. 1374 01:12:24,103 --> 01:12:29,742 That's why I just try to soak it up as much as possible. 1375 01:12:29,743 --> 01:12:33,980 I think you just found something to write about. 1376 01:12:33,981 --> 01:12:36,548 I gotta go. 1377 01:12:36,549 --> 01:12:38,150 If I'm late for the bus, 1378 01:12:38,151 --> 01:12:40,020 the driver said he'd make me ride in the trunk. 1379 01:12:40,021 --> 01:12:42,654 It is not fun. 1380 01:12:42,655 --> 01:12:43,989 Carson. 1381 01:12:43,990 --> 01:12:45,591 Are we... 1382 01:12:45,592 --> 01:12:47,592 Friends? 1383 01:12:52,665 --> 01:12:58,538 I think we're best friends, Malerie. 1384 01:12:58,539 --> 01:13:00,139 Cool. 1385 01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:10,183 Cool. 1386 01:13:27,034 --> 01:13:29,769 He used to be such a happy boy. 1387 01:13:29,770 --> 01:13:32,571 He used to write me stories. 1388 01:13:32,572 --> 01:13:34,239 I remember the first story 1389 01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:37,043 he ever wrote me. 1390 01:13:37,044 --> 01:13:40,713 "Once upon a time there was a boy." 1391 01:13:43,049 --> 01:13:45,051 Then it became, 1392 01:13:45,052 --> 01:13:47,218 "once upon a time there was a boy 1393 01:13:47,219 --> 01:13:48,988 who wanted to fly." 1394 01:13:48,989 --> 01:13:52,891 And it just got better and better over time. 1395 01:13:52,892 --> 01:13:56,194 Now I never did find out whether the boy got to fly. 1396 01:13:56,195 --> 01:13:59,297 And then it suddenly came to me. 1397 01:13:59,298 --> 01:14:04,398 I had one more story to add. 1398 01:14:11,011 --> 01:14:13,913 I had been so busy dwelling in my own self-pity 1399 01:14:13,914 --> 01:14:17,749 I had forgotten what I actually accomplished. 1400 01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:20,619 I successfully published a literary magazine 1401 01:14:20,620 --> 01:14:22,221 filled with the thoughts, 1402 01:14:22,222 --> 01:14:24,757 concerns, hopes and imaginations 1403 01:14:24,758 --> 01:14:28,927 of my jaded high school peers. 1404 01:14:28,928 --> 01:14:31,029 For the first time in my life, 1405 01:14:31,030 --> 01:14:35,168 I was truly happy. 1406 01:14:37,637 --> 01:14:39,672 Carson, where are you? 1407 01:14:39,673 --> 01:14:42,110 School ended three hours ago. What are you, at your father's? 1408 01:14:43,110 --> 01:14:45,845 Are you two like best friends now or something? 1409 01:14:45,846 --> 01:14:47,115 Just call me back. 1410 01:14:48,115 --> 01:14:50,850 I don't know what's more pathetic, 1411 01:14:50,851 --> 01:14:53,285 the fact that I was actually struck by lightning 1412 01:14:53,286 --> 01:14:58,560 or that it took three days for anyone to find my body. 1413 01:15:01,261 --> 01:15:02,828 Whoa. 1414 01:15:02,829 --> 01:15:05,298 It's Carson Phillips, he's dead. 1415 01:15:09,969 --> 01:15:11,169 What?! 1416 01:15:11,170 --> 01:15:16,176 Are you Sheryl Phillips? 1417 01:15:17,977 --> 01:15:21,146 Hi, you've reached Carson. Leave a message, mom. 1418 01:15:21,147 --> 01:15:23,082 Carson? 1419 01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:28,319 I need you to come home right now! This isn't funny. 1420 01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:31,156 Hi, you've reached Carson. Leave a message, mom. 1421 01:15:31,157 --> 01:15:32,925 Ahh! Carson! 1422 01:15:32,926 --> 01:15:35,694 There are cops outside that say you're dead! 1423 01:15:35,695 --> 01:15:38,163 I need you to co... 1424 01:15:38,164 --> 01:15:40,999 I need you to come home! I need to talk to you! 1425 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,436 I need you to come home right now! 1426 01:15:43,437 --> 01:15:46,338 Hi, you've reached Carson. Leave a message, mom. 1427 01:15:48,107 --> 01:15:50,976 Please answer your phone. Answer your phone. 1428 01:15:50,977 --> 01:15:52,913 I need to know you're okay. 1429 01:15:55,014 --> 01:16:00,186 I need to know you're okay. 1430 01:16:00,187 --> 01:16:03,190 Hi, you've reached Carson. Leave a message, mom. 1431 01:16:07,861 --> 01:16:10,931 Hi, you've reached Carson. Leave a message, mom. 1432 01:16:15,869 --> 01:16:18,271 A few days ago right here where I'm standing, 1433 01:16:18,272 --> 01:16:21,172 clover high school senior Carson Phillips lost his life 1434 01:16:21,173 --> 01:16:22,974 when he was struck my lightning. 1435 01:16:22,975 --> 01:16:24,910 A service will be held this Sunday 1436 01:16:24,911 --> 01:16:27,413 at clover community chapel. He will be missed. 1437 01:16:27,414 --> 01:16:29,415 It's amazing how popular you become once you die. 1438 01:16:29,416 --> 01:16:32,351 I think I speak for the entire faculty 1439 01:16:32,352 --> 01:16:34,453 when I say... 1440 01:16:34,454 --> 01:16:36,756 Your son was an absolute joy. 1441 01:16:36,757 --> 01:16:40,892 Oh, kiss my embalmed ass. 1442 01:16:40,893 --> 01:16:42,493 Death changes things I guess, 1443 01:16:42,494 --> 01:16:44,295 but even death couldn't suit 1444 01:16:44,296 --> 01:16:46,031 some of the impressions I left. 1445 01:16:46,032 --> 01:16:47,932 Absolutely not. 1446 01:16:47,933 --> 01:16:49,833 Your book club will not spare a page to remind people 1447 01:16:49,834 --> 01:16:51,502 that Carson Phillips was zapped in the parking lot. 1448 01:16:51,503 --> 01:16:53,106 Sir, those pages are reserved for prom. 1449 01:16:54,106 --> 01:16:57,176 - I'm just saying one page. - Plant a tree. 1450 01:16:57,177 --> 01:16:59,779 How do I begin to describe Carson Phillips? 1451 01:16:59,780 --> 01:17:02,981 I never graduated, I never went to Northwestern, 1452 01:17:02,982 --> 01:17:05,417 I never wrote for "the new Yorker," 1453 01:17:05,418 --> 01:17:07,819 I never won the Nobel peace prize, 1454 01:17:07,820 --> 01:17:09,123 I never changed the world. 1455 01:17:10,123 --> 01:17:14,927 I never got out of clover. 1456 01:17:14,928 --> 01:17:17,163 - It's a lot like... - Lightning. 1457 01:17:17,164 --> 01:17:19,265 Yeah, exactly. 1458 01:17:19,266 --> 01:17:22,434 These were just delusions that occupied my time. 1459 01:17:22,435 --> 01:17:24,803 And thank God they did. 1460 01:17:24,804 --> 01:17:27,272 Okay, so we all agree, 1461 01:17:27,273 --> 01:17:30,376 leopard print will be our theme for our safari prom. 1462 01:17:30,377 --> 01:17:32,944 And of course it will all be faux fur. 1463 01:17:32,945 --> 01:17:35,446 Because a life without meaning, without drive, 1464 01:17:35,447 --> 01:17:38,284 - without focus... - On second thought, 1465 01:17:38,285 --> 01:17:41,287 the safari prom idea kinda sucks. 1466 01:17:41,288 --> 01:17:43,955 Let's come up with something better. 1467 01:17:43,956 --> 01:17:46,958 Without goals or dreams... 1468 01:17:46,959 --> 01:17:52,159 Isn't a life worth living. 1469 01:17:59,306 --> 01:18:01,140 "To grandma, 1470 01:18:01,141 --> 01:18:03,141 "once upon a time 1471 01:18:03,142 --> 01:18:07,980 there was a boy who flew." 1472 01:18:07,981 --> 01:18:10,149 Life comes at you fast, 1473 01:18:10,150 --> 01:18:12,918 it runs through your body and tries to escape 1474 01:18:12,919 --> 01:18:15,855 and be expressed in any way possible. 1475 01:18:15,856 --> 01:18:18,489 In a way, it's a lot like... 1476 01:18:18,490 --> 01:18:19,892 Lightning. 1477 01:18:26,499 --> 01:18:31,972 # I've been all over the world # 1478 01:18:32,873 --> 01:18:38,111 # I felt the seasons # 1479 01:18:39,012 --> 01:18:44,351 # I've been on both sides of the ocean # 1480 01:18:45,352 --> 01:18:50,756 # I've been in-between them # 1481 01:18:51,357 --> 01:18:56,528 # so I think I know love # 1482 01:18:56,529 --> 01:19:01,266 # when I feel it # 1483 01:19:01,267 --> 01:19:05,904 # it's everything you wanna be # 1484 01:19:05,905 --> 01:19:11,212 # well, just be it # 1485 01:19:13,213 --> 01:19:18,550 # now don't get me moaning # 1486 01:19:18,551 --> 01:19:23,555 # it's already outta control # 1487 01:19:23,556 --> 01:19:27,392 # and it's shocking, shocking # 1488 01:19:27,393 --> 01:19:30,930 # it's someone known to me # 1489 01:19:30,931 --> 01:19:34,565 # yeah # 1490 01:19:34,566 --> 01:19:40,006 # so I think I know love # 1491 01:19:41,407 --> 01:19:44,111 # when I feel love # 1492 01:19:45,111 --> 01:19:50,851 # yeah, I think I know love # 1493 01:19:52,252 --> 01:19:56,254 # when I feel love # 1494 01:19:56,255 --> 01:19:59,125 # it's everything you wanna be # 1495 01:20:00,125 --> 01:20:03,595 # whoa, oh, oh # 1496 01:20:03,596 --> 01:20:09,196 # oh # 1497 01:20:13,641 --> 01:20:19,241 # oh # 1498 01:20:35,294 --> 01:20:40,767 # I've been all over the world # 1499 01:20:41,468 --> 01:20:46,137 # I feel the seasons # 1500 01:20:46,138 --> 01:20:51,209 # I've been on both sides of the ocean # 1501 01:20:51,210 --> 01:20:56,647 # and I've been in-between them # 1502 01:20:56,648 --> 01:21:02,154 # so I think I know love # 1503 01:21:02,155 --> 01:21:07,659 # when I feel it # 1504 01:21:07,660 --> 01:21:10,229 # yeah, it's everything you wanna # 1505 01:21:10,230 --> 01:21:13,231 # everything you wanna be # 1506 01:21:13,232 --> 01:21:17,503 # so just be it # 1507 01:21:17,504 --> 01:21:19,337 # everything # 1508 01:21:19,338 --> 01:21:25,338 # everything you wanna be # 1509 01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:28,358 "Hope You've Liked & Enjoyed The Movie" 1510 01:21:28,368 --> 01:24:03,999 Copyright from SI Media