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Turn it up!
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Turn up the radio
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I need the music
Give me some more
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Come on, Boots,
you have three minutes left.
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You can do this.
You came to me, remember?
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It's not about losing weight.
It's about a lifestyle change.
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Nick, you have a customer.
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Like we practiced.
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Right away, Terry.
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'Sup, dawg?
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Oh. Ha! Funny.
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- It's the name of the store.
- What can I do for you, man?
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Bono has been doing this for three days.
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It's fucking disgusting.
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- Bring him up here.
- Bono, Bono, come.
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- Bono, up!
- Don't yell at him like that.
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Okay. Okay. Cool. You're gonna...
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I might just look...
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Do I know you?
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I know you.
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You're the singer from Chocolate Lipstick.
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You guys used to play
at the Jam Shack on Friday nights.
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- Damn! You remember that?
- You were so good. Yeah.
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Oh, my God, you still singing?
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Nah. That was a long time ago.
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Wow! What are you doing now?
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You get shit out of dogs' asses.
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That's great.
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You own a BMW?
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Yeah, can you tell?
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Good boy.
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Adam, it's Lou. Don't hang up, okay?
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It's not about money.
It's about making money.
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You and me, buddy.
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Hi, it's me.
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So, I did everything according
to your stupid fucking plan.
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I took everything with the yellow stickers
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and I left you
everything with the red stickers.
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There was some stuff in your closet
with no stickers,
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so I threw that in a pile
and burned it in the backyard.
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Seemed like the right thing to do.
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And thank you for claiming
that empty plastic bottle.
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I was prepared to fight you on that one.
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Anyway, I left you something
on the counter.
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It's from the heart.
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Oh, and one last thing. Um...
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The TVhad a red sticker on it,
but I took it anyway.
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Bye.
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Just keeping my head down.
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Not getting shivved today.
Let's knock these reps out. Mmm! Mmm!
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Turn on a light, Jake. Open a window.
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Go outdoors. Jesus Christ!
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Why don't you get out of
the house this weekend, huh?
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What should I do out of the house,
Uncle Adam?
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I don't know.
Anything that corresponds with reality.
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Apply for a job.
Maybe try to go to college.
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I don't know.
That all sounds kind of overrated.
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You don't like it,
you can move back in with your mom.
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No, I can't actually.
She moved in with her new boyfriend.
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I will not be anywhere near that.
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She moved in with him?
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Yeah, the taxidermist.
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- The taxidermist is stuffing my mother.
- Kelly.
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She's your sister. You should call her
once in a while. Check in.
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Well, maybe she should check in with me.
Ever think of that?
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Yeah. That's interesting.
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Listen, I've got a big court date
in a few minutes.
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- If I miss it, I'm kind of screwed.
- Why do you waste your time
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with that Second Life bullshit?
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Look at you, you're still in jail.
You were in jail last week.
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Yeah. I'm a prisoner.
It's called "doing hard time."
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Can't you be like a warrior or a shaman
or an Orc or some shit like that?
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No, no. In life, you make choices,
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and if you screw up
you have to pay for those choices.
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You're 20 years old, you haven't
made an important choice in your life.
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What are you mad about? What is this?
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I don't know if you noticed,
but Lily moved out.
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Is that what all the shuffling was?
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Uh-huh.
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What did you do?
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I didn't do anything.
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No fucking way!
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You know I'm a dreamer
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But my heart's of gold
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I had to run away high
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So I wouldn't come home low
Just when things went...
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... song
And you'll never be left all alone
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I'm on my way
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I'm on my way
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Home sweet home
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Tonight, tonight
I'm on my way
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Home sweet home
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Even among the gentle prairie squirrels,
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the mate-less male
is subjected to a humiliating ritual.
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Hello.
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What?
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Fuck!
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Hey. Adam.
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- What's happening, man?
- Hey.
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You all right?
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- Hi, Courtney.
- Hey, how you doing?
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- Nice to see you.
- You, too.
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- Yeah.
- Not here.
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Long time.
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Yeah. You know...
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- Work's been crazy and...
- I know.
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- I called a couple of times.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Very, very busy.
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You think this is a real situation
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or just one of his bullshit episodes?
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I don't know.
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You never know with Lou.
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Well, hey, Adam, how's your girlfriend?
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Oh, really bad.
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Okay.
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Happy times.
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Hi, folks. I'm Dr. Jeff. Lou's resting.
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He's denying that it was a suicide attempt
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and medically he's stable,
so legally we can't keep him here.
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But we do think that he should be
monitored for a few days.
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Does he have any family?
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Lou's family all kind of hate him.
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Okay. Well, then I guess it's up
to you guys, his friends.
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You are his friends, right?
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It's like that friend who's the asshole.
But he's our asshole, you know?
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Right.
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Yeah.
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Dr. Jefferies to radiology.
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Lou. Why would he do this?
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Why? I mean, make a list.
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He's an alcoholic, he's divorced.
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Wife ran off with that Jamaican guy.
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He's failed at every jive-ass money
hustle he's ever tried.
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He's in a mountain of debt.
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- He hates his mother.
- He hates himself. He hates everybody.
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- He has erectile dysfunction.
- He's got halitosis.
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He's got that runt ball.
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Huh.
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He said one of his balls was shriveled up...
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- Oh, yeah.
...like a spoiled grape.
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Wasn't it that quarterback on the Bears
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who had his ball
crushed on the field. Right?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Right, right.
- '82? Yeah, yeah.
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- He came back from that, though.
- Strong as ever.
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- Fuck yeah.
- But I don't know about Lou.
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- It's just like...
- No.
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It's just like
an accumulation of punishment.
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Fuck you guys.
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- Oh!
- Hey!
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There he is. Hey.
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I can fucking hear everything
you're saying, all right?
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Look who's awake. What's up, man?
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- Hey.
- Hey, man.
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What's up?
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You look just like my friend Nick.
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And you look like my friend Adam.
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But you wouldn't be those guys because
I've been calling and calling them,
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- and they haven't returned my calls.
- So, listen, Violator.
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Me and Nick got a little surprise for you.
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Something special
that the three of us can do.
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Come on. You guys.
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- Are you curious?
- No!
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I didn't fucking try and kill myself.
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If I wanted to kill myself,
I'd fucking kill myself.
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I'd be awesome at it.
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A shotgun to the dick.
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I'm glad you didn't do it.
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It's good to see you guys, anyway.
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So, just out of curiosity,
what's the surprise?
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Tell him.
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Ko-di-ak...
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...Valley.
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No fucking way!
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- Yes, sir.
- Yeah.
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- Fucking K-Vals? Holy shit!
- Yes, sir. Bang!
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We fucking ski, right? We fucking rage.
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Chimney Point at the end of the night with
a bottle of scotch to wash it all down. Oh!
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And you guys are paying
for the whole thing?
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- Sure.
- Yep.
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Let's go tonight.
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- We go tomorrow.
- Let's go now. Let's go now.
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I just got to get rid of this thing.
It's really uncomfortable.
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You should wait
for the nurse or something.
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I got it. I got it.
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- Hold on, Lou.
- No, no, no, no.
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Let somebody do that for you.
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- Oh, shit.
- God.
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Did I get that on you?
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- Yes, you did.
- Damn it!
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It's only pee. Relax, it's only pee.
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- There's Lou.
- Good, he's drinking already.
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Look at this shit.
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Do you remember when I was 12
and he tried to bite me?
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Yeah, but he... You had that coming.
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- Hey, Violator.
- Lou.
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What the fuck is he doing here?
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It's nice to see you, too, Lou.
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"Nice to see you,
too, Lou." Fuck you, Jacob.
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You suck and you know it.
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You just ruined my fucking weekend.
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Hey, Lily will come back. Trust me.
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- No, she won't.
- No, she won't.
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- No, she won't.
- No, she won't.
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She basically thinks I'm an asshole,
you know?
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Like a completely self-absorbed,
delusional...
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- She's got a point.
- narcissistic.
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- Fuck you.
- You're better off.
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Take my word for it. Look at me.
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Fuck wives, man. Fuck kids.
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Lock it down
or they will take everything from you.
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God damn it!
Who the fuck are you texting with?
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Just a friend of mine.
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Male or fucking female?
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For your information,
I've had a lot of girlfriends.
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Hot ones.
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You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones.
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Hey, hey, hey, check this out.
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I brought a regulation bar
for tubbing tonight.
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Nice.
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I've got vodka, fucking Tequilles O'Neals.
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You guys are gonna love this.
Check this out.
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Chernobly.
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It's like the Russian Red Bull.
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It's got shit in it
that's not even legal here.
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Like what shit?
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How the fuck am I
supposed to know, dude?
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But it's illegal.
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Hey, why didn't we just go to Pinnacle?
It would have taken, like, half the time.
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You wanna go to Kodiak Valley, trust me.
You're at the right age for it.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Nobody gets carded
and everybody gets laid.
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K- Val! K-Val! K-Val!
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- K-Val! K-Val!
- K-Val! K-Val!
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Oh, shit! K-Val!
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This? This is the coolest town ever?
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Fuck! That used to be Papa Enzo's.
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I broke up with Jenny Stedmeyer there.
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- What made you break up with her, again?
- I don't know.
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We swapped virginities junior year.
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All we did was listen to records
and have sex.
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And she was epic,
I mean she was... She was epic.
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Yeah, man. She was hot.
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And then when I broke up with her,
she was so mad,
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she practically stabbed me in the eye
with a fork.
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Actually, she did stab me
in the eye with a fork.
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She was a one-percenter, man.
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- Yeah.
- All downhill from there.
249
00:12:21,222 --> 00:12:23,850
That was a big one. First love.
250
00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:25,186
The one that got away.
251
00:12:25,293 --> 00:12:27,227
The great white buffalo.
252
00:12:27,328 --> 00:12:28,488
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
253
00:12:28,596 --> 00:12:30,063
The great what?
254
00:12:30,164 --> 00:12:31,927
Great white buffalo.
255
00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:34,001
Why are you guys whispering?
256
00:12:34,135 --> 00:12:36,035
Great white buffalo.
257
00:12:36,137 --> 00:12:38,731
That was really helpful, you guys.
Thank you.
258
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,541
Look at this place.
259
00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:49,343
I'm gonna make a prediction right now.
260
00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:52,681
One of us is gonna start writing a novel,
and then we all get snowed in,
261
00:12:52,787 --> 00:12:55,221
and then Lou's gonna ax murder all of us.
262
00:13:00,161 --> 00:13:01,651
Motherfuck.
263
00:13:01,762 --> 00:13:03,286
What's that smell?
264
00:13:03,397 --> 00:13:04,364
Fucking cats.
265
00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:08,399
Kind of a lot of cats. This sucks.
266
00:13:08,602 --> 00:13:09,762
- Hi.
- Hi.
267
00:13:10,204 --> 00:13:13,469
You got a reservation
for Webber-Agnew?
268
00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:15,007
Sorry. What was that name again?
269
00:13:15,109 --> 00:13:17,634
Webber-Agnew. Webber and Agnew.
270
00:13:18,312 --> 00:13:19,643
I got a "Nick Webber-Agnew."
271
00:13:19,747 --> 00:13:22,341
I'm sorry, excuse me. What?
What did you just say?
272
00:13:22,450 --> 00:13:23,474
Webber-Agnew?
273
00:13:23,584 --> 00:13:25,779
Webber-fucking-Agnew?
274
00:13:26,387 --> 00:13:28,878
You took your wife's last name?
You're a fucking hyphenate?
275
00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:31,117
A lot of dudes are doing it.
It's progressive.
276
00:13:31,225 --> 00:13:32,852
No. No dudes are doing it.
277
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,621
You look like a progressive guy.
Is that progressive?
278
00:13:34,729 --> 00:13:36,287
- Would you do that? No.
- No.
279
00:13:36,397 --> 00:13:37,887
And he has a goatee.
280
00:13:41,836 --> 00:13:43,394
Does this guy
seem a little imbalanced to you?
281
00:13:43,504 --> 00:13:45,802
- No. Come on.
- He's right there. Shut up.
282
00:13:47,775 --> 00:13:49,265
Let me give you a hand with that.
283
00:13:49,377 --> 00:13:50,503
Hey!
284
00:13:50,611 --> 00:13:53,307
I am not going to tell you again!
285
00:13:56,317 --> 00:13:57,841
I can handle it.
286
00:13:58,619 --> 00:14:00,052
This guy's a fucking dick.
287
00:14:00,154 --> 00:14:02,281
- Shh. He's disabled.
- He can hear you.
288
00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:04,483
So what? He's exempt from
common fucking courtesy
289
00:14:04,592 --> 00:14:05,957
'cause he can't start a round of applause?
290
00:14:07,528 --> 00:14:08,995
He's gotta jerk off one-handed?
291
00:14:09,096 --> 00:14:12,862
I mean, I certainly don't take my hands
and I put them together and oil them up...
292
00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:15,902
Hey, 420. Our old room. Check it out.
293
00:14:17,705 --> 00:14:18,865
- That's okay man.
- Oh! Those are mine.
294
00:14:18,973 --> 00:14:20,600
I'll just get those.
295
00:14:27,581 --> 00:14:31,517
This is the part where you tip
the guy that helped you out.
296
00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:34,220
I'm not the guy that...
297
00:14:34,321 --> 00:14:35,481
Nick, pay the man something.
298
00:14:35,589 --> 00:14:38,023
- I got it. Don't worry.
- This place looks like shit!
299
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:40,218
What happened to that guy?
300
00:14:40,761 --> 00:14:43,389
Check this shit out. It's still there.
301
00:14:43,764 --> 00:14:46,028
Adam sucks cocks 'n' dicks.
302
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,498
- It's your best work.
- Fucking burned you.
303
00:14:50,671 --> 00:14:52,798
- Burned!
- Hey, guys, come take a look at this.
304
00:14:52,907 --> 00:14:54,772
We got a hot tub.
305
00:14:56,911 --> 00:14:58,674
- Sweet Jesus!
- Poor little fella.
306
00:14:58,779 --> 00:15:00,872
This is obviously unacceptable, right?
307
00:15:00,981 --> 00:15:03,711
We call downstairs,
get somebody to fix this?
308
00:15:03,818 --> 00:15:04,910
Is anybody else hungry?
309
00:15:07,521 --> 00:15:09,421
A little school spirit this time, huh?
310
00:15:09,523 --> 00:15:11,354
- We're in, man.
- Just play it like you fucking mean it.
311
00:15:11,459 --> 00:15:13,256
- Like that.
- Yeah.
312
00:15:14,428 --> 00:15:18,262
Yes, I would like to get a hooker
to fuck me and my friends.
313
00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:21,194
What? Adam, I'm not doing that.
314
00:15:21,302 --> 00:15:22,428
Whatever, semantics.
315
00:15:22,536 --> 00:15:26,472
I want an escort to escort
our penises into her vagina.
316
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,767
I want the girl in the picture, too.
317
00:15:29,877 --> 00:15:31,037
No tomfoolery.
318
00:15:31,145 --> 00:15:33,443
- Wake her up, I don't care.
- Will you listen to him?
319
00:15:33,547 --> 00:15:34,707
Does she do four?
320
00:15:34,815 --> 00:15:36,476
What about three?
321
00:15:36,584 --> 00:15:38,176
- Okay. Jacob, you're out.
- Okay. Good.
322
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,913
- I need $3,000.
- I'm not in. I'm married.
323
00:15:41,021 --> 00:15:43,182
Adam, I need $2,000. Me and you, buddy.
324
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,451
- Come on.
- I'm out there, Violator.
325
00:15:45,559 --> 00:15:46,992
Can I call you back, sir?
326
00:15:47,094 --> 00:15:49,187
- Okay. Thank you. Bye.
- Sir?
327
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,628
Let's do something fun.
Let's create a memory, huh?
328
00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:54,292
Let's get some cocaine
and break into a school.
329
00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:56,995
Or steal a cop car or some shit, huh?
330
00:15:57,104 --> 00:15:58,696
- Do you have Ritalin?
- No.
331
00:15:58,806 --> 00:16:02,606
Don't fucking lie to me.
Every one of you people have Ritalin.
332
00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:05,406
- No, I don't.
- I'm sorry. You probably do have Ritalin.
333
00:16:05,513 --> 00:16:07,003
I have some Ativan, but it's different.
334
00:16:07,114 --> 00:16:08,411
- Let's stick it up our asses.
- Just give it to him.
335
00:16:08,516 --> 00:16:09,915
No. It's not a suppository.
336
00:16:10,017 --> 00:16:12,679
It doesn't matter. You crush it,
you put it in a warm paper towel,
337
00:16:12,786 --> 00:16:15,380
run it under warm some water and you
stick it right up your ass. That works.
338
00:16:15,489 --> 00:16:16,854
You put the paper towel up your ass, too?
339
00:16:16,957 --> 00:16:18,254
- You crush up the...
- Hey, I got an idea,
340
00:16:18,359 --> 00:16:19,758
- why don't we just play quarters?
- What?
341
00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:22,522
I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do.
I'm getting really sad.
342
00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:24,029
You know what I'm talking about?
343
00:16:24,131 --> 00:16:26,361
I'm gonna go to the bathroom
and be alone with my own thoughts.
344
00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:27,900
Who knows
what's gonna happen up there.
345
00:16:28,002 --> 00:16:30,596
Who knows what's gonna happen.
You better plan something fun.
346
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:34,037
Jesus!
347
00:16:34,542 --> 00:16:36,271
Pussies. I'm going dancing.
348
00:16:36,377 --> 00:16:38,675
I don't know, man.
Maybe coming here was a bad idea.
349
00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:39,746
Yeah.
350
00:16:39,847 --> 00:16:42,543
If he kills himself, can we go home?
351
00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:43,981
Hard to believe this is the very room
352
00:16:44,084 --> 00:16:46,484
we had some of the best weekends
of our lives.
353
00:16:46,587 --> 00:16:48,919
Really? In this room right here?
354
00:16:50,191 --> 00:16:51,488
How?
355
00:16:51,592 --> 00:16:54,755
We were young. We had momentum.
We were winning.
356
00:16:56,263 --> 00:16:57,890
We were best friends.
357
00:16:57,998 --> 00:16:59,397
What do you mean, "were" best friends?
358
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,264
You know what I mean, man.
Everybody seemed to care more.
359
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,735
Everything seemed to matter more
back then.
360
00:17:04,838 --> 00:17:06,100
Whatever.
361
00:17:17,218 --> 00:17:19,550
Check it out. They must have fixed it.
362
00:17:20,487 --> 00:17:21,784
Come on!
363
00:17:22,656 --> 00:17:24,453
- How's the water, Violator?
- Oh, man.
364
00:17:24,558 --> 00:17:27,527
You guys gotta get in here.
It's gonna fucking change you.
365
00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:29,152
Wait, why are you naked?
366
00:17:29,263 --> 00:17:31,561
- You're all getting naked?
- Yep.
367
00:17:31,665 --> 00:17:32,689
You don't think it's a little weird,
368
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,291
a bunch of guys just piling up
in a big bathtub together, naked?
369
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,666
Are you afraid
that some of these people might see you?
370
00:17:37,771 --> 00:17:39,102
I'm sorry. If I'm being honest,
371
00:17:39,206 --> 00:17:42,505
I'm not totally comfortable being around
a bunch of other naked dudes.
372
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:46,410
It's called male bonding, okay?
Haven't you even seen Wild Hogs?
373
00:17:46,513 --> 00:17:47,878
Fine, get us some snacks.
374
00:17:47,982 --> 00:17:49,506
You know what? Fuck it.
375
00:17:50,718 --> 00:17:52,413
I'm leaving my underwear on.
376
00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:54,316
Yeah. Yeah. Very nice. Shut up!
377
00:17:56,924 --> 00:17:59,188
Damn, it's good to be here
with you all again, man.
378
00:17:59,293 --> 00:18:01,193
- It's good to be back here with you guys.
- Yep.
379
00:18:01,295 --> 00:18:02,785
I want to toast to the good times.
380
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:05,831
And you, too, young blood.
Come on in, here.
381
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,594
Yeah!
382
00:18:10,337 --> 00:18:12,032
This style seems wild
383
00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:14,003
Wait before you treat me like a stepchild
384
00:18:14,108 --> 00:18:15,871
Let me tell you why they got me on file
385
00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:17,341
'Cause I give you what you lack
386
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:20,311
Come right and exact
I stand accused of doing harm
387
00:18:20,414 --> 00:18:21,813
'Cause I'm louder than a bomb
388
00:18:21,915 --> 00:18:24,679
Come on
Come on, louder
389
00:18:24,818 --> 00:18:26,183
Come on
Come on
390
00:18:26,287 --> 00:18:27,754
- Go, Violator!
- I'm gonna throw up.
391
00:18:27,855 --> 00:18:29,823
Snap out of it!
Out the tub! Out the tub!
392
00:18:29,923 --> 00:18:31,356
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
393
00:18:32,593 --> 00:18:36,051
I am a rock hard trooper
To the bone, the bone, the bone
394
00:18:36,196 --> 00:18:38,460
Full grown
Consider me stone
395
00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:40,829
Once again and
I say it for you to know
396
00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:42,925
The troop is always ready
I yell "Geronimo"
397
00:18:43,037 --> 00:18:45,062
Your CIA,
you see I ain't kiddin'
398
00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:47,163
Both King and X
They got rid of both
399
00:18:50,411 --> 00:18:52,606
And not the braggin'
or boastin'and plus
400
00:18:52,713 --> 00:18:54,237
It ain't no secret why
they're tappin'my phone
401
00:18:54,348 --> 00:18:56,043
Although I can't keep it a secret
402
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:57,777
So I decided to kick it, yo
403
00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:58,977
And yes it weighs a ton
404
00:18:59,086 --> 00:19:00,053
I say it once again
405
00:19:00,154 --> 00:19:01,985
Tappin'my phone
They never leave me alone
406
00:19:03,457 --> 00:19:05,425
'Cause I'm louder than a bomb
407
00:19:22,776 --> 00:19:24,607
Hey, little buddy.
408
00:19:33,587 --> 00:19:34,679
Dude.
409
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:39,517
Where did the squirrel go?
410
00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:42,892
Yeah. Yeah!
411
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:44,792
- This is the black diamond?
- Shit.
412
00:19:44,898 --> 00:19:46,160
- Terrifying.
- That's all you got?
413
00:19:46,266 --> 00:19:48,063
- I don't remember this.
- What do you think, boys?
414
00:19:48,235 --> 00:19:49,259
Tips down.
415
00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:51,338
Tips fucking down, right away.
416
00:19:51,472 --> 00:19:52,769
Let's ride.
417
00:20:05,319 --> 00:20:07,184
I feel 19 again!
418
00:20:10,891 --> 00:20:12,449
What is that?
419
00:20:12,993 --> 00:20:14,085
Stop it, Lou.
420
00:20:14,194 --> 00:20:15,752
Stop it, Lou!
421
00:20:18,132 --> 00:20:19,156
Whoo!
422
00:20:21,201 --> 00:20:22,168
Coming through!
423
00:20:22,269 --> 00:20:23,759
You goddamn kids!
424
00:20:28,809 --> 00:20:30,003
- Slow down!
- Hey!
425
00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:32,408
Yard sale, bitches!
426
00:20:55,202 --> 00:20:56,328
Fuck!
427
00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:03,302
- We dead.
- Are you guys alive? Holy fuck.
428
00:21:03,944 --> 00:21:07,846
By all counts we should be
pretty fucked up right now, but I...
429
00:21:08,248 --> 00:21:09,340
I kind of feel great.
430
00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:10,781
I feel crazy right now.
431
00:21:10,884 --> 00:21:12,442
I feel fantastic!
432
00:21:12,553 --> 00:21:15,181
I wanna fuck something!
433
00:21:19,226 --> 00:21:21,990
- There they are.
- I see it, Chaz. Thanks.
434
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,621
What is that one plank thing
that guy's got?
435
00:21:25,732 --> 00:21:28,360
I don't care. It's going up his ass.
436
00:21:30,671 --> 00:21:32,536
Way to go, rookie!
437
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,673
Wow! Nice.
438
00:21:35,309 --> 00:21:36,799
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa...
439
00:21:38,779 --> 00:21:41,612
Those are the kind of ski shenanigans
I don't allow on my mountain.
440
00:21:41,715 --> 00:21:43,615
Yeah. Come on, guys.
441
00:21:44,418 --> 00:21:45,942
What are you looking at, Nancy?
442
00:21:46,053 --> 00:21:47,611
No. I mean...
443
00:21:48,489 --> 00:21:52,118
Hey, look, it's the douche bag
from Karate Kid III.
444
00:21:56,029 --> 00:21:57,656
I know that guy.
445
00:22:20,053 --> 00:22:21,111
Hey, guys.
446
00:22:21,221 --> 00:22:23,781
Is there some kind of weird retro thing
going on this weekend?
447
00:22:23,891 --> 00:22:25,119
Can't get any bars.
448
00:22:25,259 --> 00:22:27,659
Morty! Yeah, it's Chuck.
449
00:22:27,761 --> 00:22:29,922
You're never gonna believe
where I'm calling you from, man.
450
00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:33,124
I'm on a mountain on my phone! Yeah.
451
00:22:33,967 --> 00:22:36,868
Yeah, well, a bet's a bet. I want my $2.
452
00:22:42,309 --> 00:22:44,709
I'm telling you,
something weird is going on.
453
00:22:44,811 --> 00:22:46,779
Demand your MTV.
454
00:22:47,614 --> 00:22:49,741
I want my MTV.
455
00:22:51,652 --> 00:22:57,591
S- A-F-E-T-Y
456
00:22:57,858 --> 00:23:00,486
Safe, dance!
457
00:23:05,265 --> 00:23:07,028
I love your hair.
458
00:23:09,169 --> 00:23:10,659
I have a question.
459
00:23:10,771 --> 00:23:12,830
...can still tell me that's true.
460
00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:16,239
But the facts and the evidence
tell me it is...
461
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:27,609
Dude is rocking a cassette player.
462
00:23:27,721 --> 00:23:29,655
Just relax.
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation
463
00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:31,018
- for all this shit.
- Don't fucking tell me to relax.
464
00:23:31,124 --> 00:23:32,421
I said relax for a minute.
465
00:23:32,526 --> 00:23:33,925
Leg warmers?
466
00:23:34,194 --> 00:23:35,559
Jheri curl?
467
00:23:35,662 --> 00:23:37,027
"Where's the beef?"
468
00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:40,224
Excuse me, miss,
what color is Michael Jackson?
469
00:23:40,901 --> 00:23:42,163
Black.
470
00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:49,608
Hold on! Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
471
00:23:51,278 --> 00:23:52,245
Nick, come on, man! Nick! Nick!
472
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,538
Who the fuck is that?
473
00:23:54,648 --> 00:23:58,049
That's probably Ashton Kolchak right now
telling us we've been punked or whatever.
474
00:23:58,151 --> 00:23:59,914
- Okay.
- Come on. Come on.
475
00:24:04,224 --> 00:24:06,658
Hey. Hey, guys. I've got your luggage.
476
00:24:07,227 --> 00:24:09,388
He's got both arms. Get him!
477
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,331
- What?
- Check his arm.
478
00:24:15,435 --> 00:24:17,460
- Are you raping?
- Wait! Hold on! Are we raping him?
479
00:24:17,571 --> 00:24:18,731
Nobody's raping anybody!
480
00:24:18,839 --> 00:24:20,534
Where's your missing arm, motherfucker?
481
00:24:20,641 --> 00:24:22,905
Hey! God! That's my arm!
482
00:24:23,010 --> 00:24:24,477
- It's fake!
- It's real!
483
00:24:24,578 --> 00:24:27,046
It's got freckles on it and shit!
484
00:24:35,856 --> 00:24:37,687
Do I really got to be the asshole that says
485
00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:40,292
we got in this thing
and went back in time?
486
00:24:40,394 --> 00:24:43,625
It must be some kind of
hot tub time machine.
487
00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:49,534
- Wow, my old stuff.
- Look at this shit, man.
488
00:24:49,636 --> 00:24:51,866
- You have a bong?
- I did.
489
00:24:51,972 --> 00:24:54,236
"Eddie Lives."
This shirt got me so much fucking pussy.
490
00:24:54,341 --> 00:24:55,467
You wanna see
what got a lot of pussy?
491
00:24:55,575 --> 00:24:56,633
What's the tape recorder for?
492
00:24:56,743 --> 00:24:57,869
- Recording tape.
- I gotta take a piss.
493
00:24:57,978 --> 00:24:59,411
- This jacket right here, baby.
- Holy fuck!
494
00:24:59,513 --> 00:25:00,775
What are you,
Hunter S. Thompson?
495
00:25:00,881 --> 00:25:02,849
- I thought I was.
- Is that coke?
496
00:25:02,949 --> 00:25:04,849
What the fuck you think it is?
Baby powder?
497
00:25:04,951 --> 00:25:09,012
Wait. How is this happening?
Can we talk about this for a minute?
498
00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:16,360
Holy fuck! Winterfest '86.
We were here, man.
499
00:25:16,463 --> 00:25:17,828
- Guys.
- We are here.
500
00:25:17,931 --> 00:25:20,126
- What if we run into ourselves?
- Guys!
501
00:25:20,233 --> 00:25:23,430
We see ourselves and we blow up
and explode or some shit.
502
00:25:23,537 --> 00:25:24,561
Get in here!
503
00:25:24,671 --> 00:25:25,831
Didn't you all fucking see Timecop?
504
00:25:25,939 --> 00:25:27,839
God damn it!
Get the fuck in here right now!
505
00:25:27,941 --> 00:25:29,806
Nobody wants to see your giant shit, Lou.
506
00:25:29,910 --> 00:25:31,343
What, man?
507
00:25:42,789 --> 00:25:45,314
Yeah, we're not gonna run into ourselves.
508
00:25:45,425 --> 00:25:46,517
We are ourselves.
509
00:25:46,626 --> 00:25:49,220
Why are we in our young bodies
and you in your regular body?
510
00:25:49,329 --> 00:25:51,524
- I don't know.
- Shouldn't you be invisible?
511
00:25:51,631 --> 00:25:53,155
Or swimming around
some guy's ball sack?
512
00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:56,428
I know.
Because you guys exist here and I don't.
513
00:25:57,637 --> 00:25:59,605
Hey, why are you flickering?
514
00:25:59,706 --> 00:26:01,105
- What?
- What? What? Who flickered?
515
00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:03,005
- He did.
- He's flickering.
516
00:26:03,110 --> 00:26:05,601
I need you to touch my arm or something
to see if I'm still real, okay?
517
00:26:05,712 --> 00:26:08,704
Just see if you
can put your hand through me.
518
00:26:11,284 --> 00:26:12,410
Okay.
519
00:26:12,853 --> 00:26:14,081
That's good.
520
00:26:14,187 --> 00:26:17,918
I'm physically still here.
That's good, I think.
521
00:26:19,659 --> 00:26:21,217
You look like Kid 'N Play.
522
00:26:21,328 --> 00:26:23,421
That's actually two people.
523
00:26:26,233 --> 00:26:27,757
I knew this trip was a bad idea.
524
00:26:27,868 --> 00:26:30,302
Every time I hang out with you, man,
it's some kind of shit storm.
525
00:26:30,403 --> 00:26:33,463
I got guilted into coming on this trip
and now I'm back in the fucking '80s.
526
00:26:33,573 --> 00:26:34,631
And I hate this decade!
527
00:26:34,741 --> 00:26:36,174
Maybe it's your fucking fault!
528
00:26:36,276 --> 00:26:38,904
You're a fucking insurance salesman,
you're practically the devil.
529
00:26:39,012 --> 00:26:41,207
Guys! This is scientifically possible.
530
00:26:41,314 --> 00:26:44,750
Oh, my God. Okay, Professor Hawking,
tell me in your robot voice
531
00:26:44,851 --> 00:26:46,512
how this is scientifically possible.
532
00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:48,281
All right, I write Stargate fan fiction,
533
00:26:48,388 --> 00:26:50,219
so I think I know
what I'm talking about right now.
534
00:26:50,323 --> 00:26:52,883
I seriously almost passed out,
you're such a dork.
535
00:26:52,993 --> 00:26:55,621
Okay. The tub is obviously some kind
of energy vortex, right?
536
00:26:55,729 --> 00:26:56,753
Like a black hole.
537
00:26:56,863 --> 00:26:58,888
But, instead of being in space,
538
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,627
it's in a hot tub.
539
00:27:01,735 --> 00:27:04,704
Time is not linear,
we just perceive it that way!
540
00:27:04,805 --> 00:27:06,466
- What?
- Like The Terminator!
541
00:27:06,573 --> 00:27:08,541
It's cyclical, right?
542
00:27:08,642 --> 00:27:11,236
The machines send Schwarzenegger back
to kill Sarah Connor
543
00:27:11,344 --> 00:27:13,209
so that John Connor could never be born.
544
00:27:13,313 --> 00:27:16,111
But if John Connor don't send
Michael Biehn back to protect her,
545
00:27:16,216 --> 00:27:20,380
then they never fuck, and John Connor
ain't born in the first place!
546
00:27:20,954 --> 00:27:22,546
- It checks out.
- Yeah, that's pretty good.
547
00:27:22,656 --> 00:27:25,216
Wait, wait, check the fucking drawer.
See if the carving's there.
548
00:27:25,325 --> 00:27:27,452
Check the fucking drawer.
549
00:27:28,395 --> 00:27:29,760
Fuck!
550
00:27:32,098 --> 00:27:33,087
It's gone.
551
00:27:34,301 --> 00:27:35,325
This shit is real.
552
00:27:35,435 --> 00:27:39,565
The carving you made 20 years ago,
about me sucking cocks and dicks,
553
00:27:40,807 --> 00:27:42,775
- it's not there.
- Wait.
554
00:27:43,443 --> 00:27:44,603
Is "cocks" still there?
555
00:27:44,711 --> 00:27:47,305
- Nothing. I mean, it's not there.
- What about "dicks"?
556
00:27:47,414 --> 00:27:50,008
Neither "cocks," nor "dicks," nor "sucks."
557
00:27:50,116 --> 00:27:51,606
Oh, God!
558
00:27:52,152 --> 00:27:53,244
That's it.
559
00:27:53,353 --> 00:27:55,514
We stuck in the fucking '80s!
560
00:27:56,089 --> 00:27:57,317
How am I supposed to get a job?
561
00:27:59,108 --> 00:28:00,666
I'm so scared.
562
00:28:02,511 --> 00:28:04,376
Looks like
you burned out your...
563
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,176
Heck, you fried your timing crossover.
564
00:28:08,851 --> 00:28:10,045
Would you mind putting that down, sir,
565
00:28:10,152 --> 00:28:13,212
that coal shovel,
before somebody gets hurt?
566
00:28:14,356 --> 00:28:15,789
Did somebody call you?
567
00:28:15,891 --> 00:28:17,358
Excuse me one minute.
568
00:28:22,832 --> 00:28:24,459
Who ever calls us?
569
00:28:25,634 --> 00:28:28,535
And who answers
when the call comes from within? Huh?
570
00:28:30,106 --> 00:28:34,475
I thought maybe I could pull the part
from one of the other tubs.
571
00:28:34,577 --> 00:28:38,013
But it turns out this is
a very special model that you have here.
572
00:28:38,114 --> 00:28:40,412
You've got to be very careful, I tell you.
573
00:28:40,516 --> 00:28:45,249
One little thing is changed,
the whole system can go haywire.
574
00:28:45,354 --> 00:28:47,288
Do you understand what I'm saying?
575
00:28:47,389 --> 00:28:51,849
The whole system can go haywire
if you change one little thing.
576
00:28:52,261 --> 00:28:55,162
Wait a minute.
We need that to get back in time?
577
00:28:55,264 --> 00:28:56,288
Well, you're back here.
578
00:28:56,398 --> 00:29:00,095
I mean, I can tell you've all been
to Kodiak Valley before.
579
00:29:00,202 --> 00:29:01,635
- I haven't.
- Maybe not her,
580
00:29:01,737 --> 00:29:04,205
but I know that you were here.
581
00:29:04,306 --> 00:29:06,831
You know what's going on here,
don't you, old man?
582
00:29:06,942 --> 00:29:08,136
Yes, I do.
583
00:29:08,244 --> 00:29:11,042
Your tub is on the fritz.
It'd behoove you to fix it.
584
00:29:12,248 --> 00:29:13,442
What?
585
00:29:13,616 --> 00:29:15,106
It's working.
586
00:29:18,687 --> 00:29:21,417
- Damn. I think it's still broke.
- Shit.
587
00:29:23,225 --> 00:29:24,214
Where'd he go?
588
00:29:24,326 --> 00:29:26,123
That motherfucker's in on it, man.
589
00:29:26,228 --> 00:29:29,095
What was all that cryptic shit he was
saying about not changing one little thing?
590
00:29:29,198 --> 00:29:31,098
I know exactly what he meant.
He was talking about the butterfly effect.
591
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,258
That was a great fucking movie.
592
00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:36,989
One little change has a ripple effect
and it affects everything else.
593
00:29:37,089 --> 00:29:38,989
Like, a butterfly floats its wings
594
00:29:39,091 --> 00:29:42,652
and Tokyo explodes,
or there's a tsunami in, like, somewhere.
595
00:29:42,761 --> 00:29:46,788
Dude, yes, exactly. Or you step on a bug
and the fucking Internet's never invented.
596
00:29:46,899 --> 00:29:49,367
Then you have to talk to girls
with your mouth.
597
00:29:49,468 --> 00:29:53,165
Yeah. I was more concerned about bigger
consequences, like me not being born.
598
00:29:53,272 --> 00:29:54,705
Oh, yeah. No, I don't care about that.
599
00:29:54,807 --> 00:29:57,173
The point is, what did we do 20 years ago?
600
00:29:57,276 --> 00:30:01,406
Let's figure it out right now.
We gotta do the exact same thing.
601
00:30:01,513 --> 00:30:03,174
- I had that gig.
- That's right.
602
00:30:03,282 --> 00:30:06,445
You got up on stage
and you were wildly mediocre.
603
00:30:06,552 --> 00:30:07,883
And that led to nothing of a career.
604
00:30:07,986 --> 00:30:10,477
Okay, first of all, fuck you, motherfucker!
605
00:30:10,589 --> 00:30:11,681
I could have had a career,
606
00:30:11,790 --> 00:30:13,690
but I got married
and I went a different way.
607
00:30:13,859 --> 00:30:15,190
Which way is that? The way that sucked?
608
00:30:15,294 --> 00:30:16,659
Didn't you also bang that groupie?
609
00:30:16,762 --> 00:30:18,423
- What was her name?
- Tara.
610
00:30:18,530 --> 00:30:21,226
You banged her.
You got to go do that again.
611
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:24,632
I did do that. But, fuck, no, I'm married!
612
00:30:24,970 --> 00:30:26,494
I can't go around banging girls in hot tubs.
613
00:30:26,605 --> 00:30:29,972
Nick, it's 1986. You can't cheat
on someone you don't know yet.
614
00:30:30,075 --> 00:30:32,305
You haven't even met Courtney.
615
00:30:32,411 --> 00:30:34,572
Lucifer, itinerary please.
616
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:35,647
Uh... Nothing really happened.
617
00:30:35,747 --> 00:30:37,510
I actually fucked a chick, too.
So I'll just do that.
618
00:30:37,616 --> 00:30:39,811
I seem to remember
you getting your ass whooped.
619
00:30:41,053 --> 00:30:42,577
- Oh, yeah.
- That's right.
620
00:30:42,688 --> 00:30:45,486
That ski patrol dude
pummeled you like it was his job.
621
00:30:45,591 --> 00:30:47,786
- Yeah, no. I don't remember it that way.
- I do.
622
00:30:47,893 --> 00:30:50,361
Yeah. He fucked you up.
You cried and peed.
623
00:30:50,462 --> 00:30:53,431
Fuck this, man! This is fucking bullshit!
624
00:30:53,532 --> 00:30:55,500
Would you just think of somebody
other than yourself, man?
625
00:30:55,634 --> 00:30:58,626
- There's four of us.
- It's the fucking '80s, guys!
626
00:30:58,737 --> 00:31:01,433
Let's do what we wanna do. Free love!
627
00:31:01,540 --> 00:31:03,167
That's the '60s, dipshit.
628
00:31:03,275 --> 00:31:07,177
No, we had, like, Reagan and AIDS.
Let's get the fuck out of here, okay?
629
00:31:07,279 --> 00:31:08,610
Do the right thing, Violator.
630
00:31:08,714 --> 00:31:11,512
God damn it! This is fucking bullshit!
631
00:31:11,617 --> 00:31:13,608
Tonight's the night
you broke up with Jenny Stedmeyer.
632
00:31:13,719 --> 00:31:14,879
- Shit.
- Yeah, you got stabbed
633
00:31:14,987 --> 00:31:16,921
in the fucking eyeball tonight!
634
00:31:17,556 --> 00:31:19,683
Hey, man, do you want backup?
635
00:31:19,791 --> 00:31:21,258
I can't, the butterflies won't let me.
636
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,725
Yo, Adam? You guys in there?
637
00:31:22,828 --> 00:31:23,988
Oh, shit.
638
00:31:26,932 --> 00:31:28,957
There you are. Hey!
639
00:31:29,101 --> 00:31:31,569
How come you guys didn't meet us
at the chair lift this morning?
640
00:31:31,670 --> 00:31:32,796
You were going to show me some moves.
641
00:31:32,905 --> 00:31:35,305
Hi, baby. I missed you.
642
00:31:37,843 --> 00:31:39,401
I must have forgot.
643
00:31:39,511 --> 00:31:41,502
Perv. That's from Mandy.
644
00:31:41,947 --> 00:31:43,039
- Hey, new guy. What's up?
- Hey.
645
00:31:44,633 --> 00:31:45,964
So we're in 214. I'm gonna go get ready.
646
00:31:46,067 --> 00:31:47,329
- Okay.
- Meet me in my room, okay?
647
00:31:47,436 --> 00:31:48,835
- Okay.
- Okay.
648
00:31:49,171 --> 00:31:51,639
Love the PJs, Nick. You look hot.
649
00:31:53,108 --> 00:31:54,973
Poison's tonight.
650
00:31:55,076 --> 00:31:56,168
Wow!
651
00:31:56,278 --> 00:31:58,075
I don't remember her
being that fucking beautiful.
652
00:31:58,180 --> 00:31:59,408
And tight.
653
00:31:59,514 --> 00:32:01,744
She's so tight.
654
00:32:01,850 --> 00:32:02,874
She's really fucking tight!
655
00:32:02,984 --> 00:32:04,315
She's the great white buffalo, man.
656
00:32:04,419 --> 00:32:05,647
- Great white buffalo.
- Great white buffalo.
657
00:32:05,754 --> 00:32:07,346
Don't start that.
658
00:32:07,456 --> 00:32:08,889
- Great white buffalo.
- Great white buffalo.
659
00:32:08,990 --> 00:32:11,015
Why did I ever break up with her?
Why would I break up with her?
660
00:32:11,126 --> 00:32:13,924
Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
'Cause you have to do it again. Right?
661
00:32:14,029 --> 00:32:15,621
Right, right, right.
662
00:32:15,730 --> 00:32:16,992
All right.
We're all gonna meet back here.
663
00:32:17,098 --> 00:32:19,157
Hopefully that hot tub's fixed
and we can get the fuck out of here.
664
00:32:19,267 --> 00:32:20,734
Okay, let's party like it's 1986.
665
00:32:20,836 --> 00:32:21,962
All right. On three?
666
00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:23,037
- One, two, three...
- One, two, three...
667
00:32:23,138 --> 00:32:24,867
- Hot tub time machine!
- Wait...
668
00:32:24,973 --> 00:32:25,962
What are we... What's the...
669
00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:27,041
Who said, "Hot tub time machine?"
670
00:32:27,142 --> 00:32:28,302
We didn't tell you about
the new thing, with our hands?
671
00:32:28,410 --> 00:32:29,877
- No.
- On three, we always...
672
00:32:29,978 --> 00:32:31,275
From now on, we're gonna say,
"Hot tub time machine."
673
00:32:31,379 --> 00:32:32,607
I told you, I think that's fucking stupid.
674
00:32:32,714 --> 00:32:33,681
You were in the bathroom.
675
00:32:33,782 --> 00:32:34,749
No, but this is a real
bonding event for us.
676
00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:35,839
This doesn't happen all the time.
677
00:32:35,951 --> 00:32:37,316
- Come on.
- I'm telling you, it's stupid.
678
00:32:37,419 --> 00:32:38,613
- Do it once.
- Do what you want to do.
679
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:39,880
It would have been 3-to-1 anyway.
680
00:32:39,988 --> 00:32:41,250
One, two, three...
681
00:32:41,356 --> 00:32:42,414
...hot tub time machine!
682
00:32:42,524 --> 00:32:43,650
It felt good. Admit it.
683
00:32:55,687 --> 00:32:56,415
Hey!
684
00:32:57,188 --> 00:32:59,452
Let's get this party started!
685
00:33:00,124 --> 00:33:02,217
Who is carrying me home tonight?
686
00:33:02,693 --> 00:33:03,717
Mom?
687
00:33:03,828 --> 00:33:06,092
- Sweet fucking Lord.
- Kelly.
688
00:33:06,530 --> 00:33:08,760
- Hey, bro, Nicholas.
- Hey, girl.
689
00:33:08,866 --> 00:33:10,959
- Who's the geek?
- He's your son.
690
00:33:12,136 --> 00:33:13,763
That's not appropriate.
691
00:33:13,871 --> 00:33:15,236
I'm sun... Sunshine.
692
00:33:15,339 --> 00:33:16,328
Sunshine.
693
00:33:16,474 --> 00:33:17,498
'Cause I'm here to brighten your day.
694
00:33:17,608 --> 00:33:19,872
That's Jacob. Your...
695
00:33:20,244 --> 00:33:21,541
He's totally cool.
696
00:33:21,645 --> 00:33:23,977
- He doesn't look cool.
- He's not that cool.
697
00:33:24,081 --> 00:33:25,639
Hey, Kelly.
698
00:33:25,749 --> 00:33:27,717
Lou Dorchen. Yeah...
699
00:33:27,818 --> 00:33:29,877
- You don't remember this?
- I don't remember everything.
700
00:33:29,987 --> 00:33:31,921
What the fuck, man?
This is freaking me the fuck out.
701
00:33:32,022 --> 00:33:33,455
You freak out every time
you leave the basement.
702
00:33:33,557 --> 00:33:34,717
All right, kiddies, get your snow boots on
703
00:33:34,825 --> 00:33:37,089
because tonight
there is gonna be a blizzard.
704
00:33:37,194 --> 00:33:38,855
Really? It looked pretty clear out.
705
00:33:38,963 --> 00:33:41,124
Anybody wanna go for a little sleigh ride?
706
00:33:41,232 --> 00:33:44,724
You can't do cocaine!
It's so unhealthy for you.
707
00:33:44,835 --> 00:33:47,133
- Kelly, in public?
- Whatever.
708
00:33:47,238 --> 00:33:48,830
I'm gonna go to a party
at the ski patrol house,
709
00:33:48,939 --> 00:33:52,932
I'm gonna find a sexy instructor
and I'm gonna wax his fucking pole.
710
00:33:53,043 --> 00:33:55,409
Later, homos. Don't drink my fucking drink.
711
00:33:55,513 --> 00:33:56,571
Ugh!
712
00:33:57,915 --> 00:33:58,882
Hey, Adam?
713
00:33:58,983 --> 00:34:02,316
What she means is that she works
at the ski rental place, right?
714
00:34:02,419 --> 00:34:04,580
And that's her job, is cleaning the poles.
715
00:34:04,688 --> 00:34:07,156
I could be off, but I think
it's in reference to blowing a dude.
716
00:34:07,258 --> 00:34:10,227
Thank you, Nick. But that's...
You don't need to...
717
00:34:10,327 --> 00:34:13,956
Or fucking a dude. Because the wax,
it can be interpreted either way.
718
00:34:14,064 --> 00:34:16,430
She was a free spirit, you know?
719
00:34:16,534 --> 00:34:20,334
Or maybe she's the pole
and there's two dudes that she's waxing.
720
00:34:20,437 --> 00:34:23,031
Let's just get it done, man. Come on.
721
00:34:23,774 --> 00:34:24,934
- Hey, Lou.
- What?
722
00:34:25,042 --> 00:34:27,943
Did my mom, like,
sleep with a bunch of dudes?
723
00:34:28,045 --> 00:34:29,012
I don't know. Shut up.
724
00:34:29,113 --> 00:34:30,478
But she seems kind of slutty, right?
725
00:34:30,581 --> 00:34:32,845
Does she seem that way to you?
726
00:34:32,950 --> 00:34:34,747
It's just, she never told me who my dad is.
727
00:34:34,852 --> 00:34:36,285
It could be any one of these guys.
728
00:34:36,387 --> 00:34:38,378
'Cause I was born, like,
nine months from now.
729
00:34:38,489 --> 00:34:40,047
Yeah? So what does that mean?
730
00:34:40,157 --> 00:34:43,593
It means do the math, dipshit.
I could have been conceived this weekend.
731
00:34:43,727 --> 00:34:45,354
Oh, shit. Check this out.
732
00:34:45,462 --> 00:34:48,431
That's that fucking bellhop.
I hate that guy.
733
00:34:49,733 --> 00:34:52,361
This must be
where he loses the arm!
734
00:34:55,506 --> 00:34:57,235
- Shit!
- Thank you!
735
00:34:57,341 --> 00:34:59,036
I think we should tell him.
This is gruesome.
736
00:34:59,143 --> 00:35:03,079
Don't you dare fucking tell him.
You'll screw the time thing up.
737
00:35:15,626 --> 00:35:16,593
Yeah!
738
00:35:17,761 --> 00:35:19,820
- Yes!
- What the fuck?
739
00:35:20,764 --> 00:35:21,890
Yeah!
740
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:27,760
- Boo! We just got fucking robbed.
- What are you talking about?
741
00:35:27,871 --> 00:35:28,997
- He's great, man.
- Come on!
742
00:35:29,907 --> 00:35:31,135
Jenny.
743
00:35:32,676 --> 00:35:35,611
- Jenny?
- I'm in the bathroom. Come in.
744
00:35:36,547 --> 00:35:38,071
What do you think?
745
00:35:38,182 --> 00:35:39,672
Oh, my God.
746
00:35:39,783 --> 00:35:41,614
What? Do I look fat?
747
00:35:42,419 --> 00:35:44,887
No. You look really beautiful.
748
00:35:46,523 --> 00:35:49,151
Aw! Thank you.
749
00:35:52,062 --> 00:35:53,495
How about me, do I look different?
750
00:35:53,597 --> 00:35:55,224
Do I look kind of older?
751
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,126
No.
752
00:35:58,068 --> 00:35:59,933
You look cute, though.
753
00:36:00,304 --> 00:36:02,033
God, I can't stop thinking about last night.
754
00:36:02,139 --> 00:36:04,300
It was like frigging hot.
755
00:36:04,408 --> 00:36:07,206
It was? What did we do? I don't remember.
756
00:36:07,578 --> 00:36:10,376
You lasted, like, 10 minutes.
757
00:36:10,714 --> 00:36:11,840
Oh!
758
00:36:12,049 --> 00:36:13,448
Good, good.
759
00:36:13,884 --> 00:36:15,044
And I was good.
760
00:36:15,152 --> 00:36:19,213
I think I came. I think.
I can't even tell you what it was like.
761
00:36:19,323 --> 00:36:21,985
I got some vague recollection of that.
762
00:36:22,626 --> 00:36:24,218
Wanna maybe just sit
and talk for a minute?
763
00:36:24,328 --> 00:36:25,590
"Talk."
764
00:36:25,696 --> 00:36:29,689
Well, I mean, you know,
it's just so good to see you again.
765
00:36:33,704 --> 00:36:35,604
It's not you. It's me.
766
00:36:40,511 --> 00:36:41,705
Lamp.
767
00:36:42,312 --> 00:36:44,940
You know what,
I think we should go to Poison now.
768
00:36:45,049 --> 00:36:46,209
You're weird today.
769
00:36:46,316 --> 00:36:48,045
I know. You are funny.
770
00:36:48,152 --> 00:36:50,746
- Let me just get dressed.
- Okay.
771
00:36:52,256 --> 00:36:53,245
Wow!
772
00:36:57,594 --> 00:36:58,856
Oh, man!
773
00:36:59,430 --> 00:37:00,897
This is trippy.
774
00:37:00,998 --> 00:37:02,556
What's up?
775
00:37:02,866 --> 00:37:06,427
Man, I can't even remember
the last time I saw you guys.
776
00:37:07,237 --> 00:37:08,568
Yesterday.
777
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,567
Oh, yeah. Yesterday.
778
00:37:14,311 --> 00:37:15,369
Yep.
779
00:37:20,551 --> 00:37:24,009
It's not cheating. It's not cheating.
It's 1986.
780
00:37:24,154 --> 00:37:25,644
You don't even know Courtney yet.
781
00:37:27,858 --> 00:37:29,450
You know, it's okay if you're scared, Lou.
782
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,028
I'm not scared, idiot. I'm fucking pissed.
783
00:37:32,129 --> 00:37:33,756
I have a full head of hair
and a functioning penis,
784
00:37:33,864 --> 00:37:36,025
and I'm looking for some guy
to drill me in the fucking jaw.
785
00:37:36,133 --> 00:37:37,623
We're not gonna
find him here, anyway.
786
00:37:37,735 --> 00:37:38,963
I don't even remember what he looks like.
787
00:37:43,741 --> 00:37:45,299
- Walk much, faggot?
- Sorry.
788
00:37:45,409 --> 00:37:46,933
What? No, don't touch me.
Fuck your "sorry."
789
00:37:47,044 --> 00:37:48,978
You scuffed up my Jordans.
790
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,413
You wanna go for it?
Come on, take a shot, pussy. Wanna party?
791
00:37:53,517 --> 00:37:55,348
Wanna be a hero?
792
00:37:55,552 --> 00:37:57,645
And here it comes.
793
00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:04,859
Yeah, you gonna cry?
You gonna cry, titty baby?
794
00:38:04,962 --> 00:38:06,327
You gonna fucking cry?
795
00:38:06,430 --> 00:38:08,455
Look at him he's crying.
796
00:38:08,565 --> 00:38:10,760
Your fucking bag is mine now.
797
00:38:11,535 --> 00:38:12,866
Is that it?
798
00:38:13,137 --> 00:38:14,536
No.
799
00:38:14,638 --> 00:38:16,367
No, I yell back at him
800
00:38:16,473 --> 00:38:18,270
and I challenge him to a rematch
at midnight saying,
801
00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:19,740
"You bring your friends
and I'll bring mine."
802
00:38:19,843 --> 00:38:21,276
And my friends don't fucking show up.
803
00:38:21,378 --> 00:38:23,539
So I get pummeled
by six guys instead of one.
804
00:38:23,647 --> 00:38:26,207
All right, fantastic. Let's do this.
805
00:38:28,085 --> 00:38:30,212
Lou, come on. You have to.
806
00:38:31,922 --> 00:38:32,980
Hey, Blaine.
807
00:38:34,875 --> 00:38:37,366
Is that all you got? Pussy.
808
00:38:40,614 --> 00:38:43,139
Oh, God. Yeah.
809
00:38:44,318 --> 00:38:46,912
I'll never go
back. I'll never go back.
810
00:38:49,156 --> 00:38:50,680
Are you crying?
811
00:38:51,225 --> 00:38:52,351
No.
812
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:54,826
It's the water splashing
my face from all the fucking.
813
00:38:55,529 --> 00:38:56,655
Okay, good.
814
00:38:57,131 --> 00:39:00,396
Because I thought you were crying,
and I was like...
815
00:39:00,701 --> 00:39:01,793
Yeah!
816
00:39:01,902 --> 00:39:03,392
I'm sorry, Courtney.
817
00:39:03,504 --> 00:39:05,267
- It's Tara.
- Courtney!
818
00:39:05,372 --> 00:39:07,602
- Tara. Tara.
- Courtney! Courtney!
819
00:39:07,708 --> 00:39:10,108
No, seriously, my name is Tara.
820
00:39:10,544 --> 00:39:12,705
No, my wife, my wife.
821
00:39:14,048 --> 00:39:15,015
You're married?
822
00:39:15,216 --> 00:39:17,582
No, I'm not married. Not now, anyway.
823
00:39:17,685 --> 00:39:20,347
I will be. She's nine right now.
824
00:39:25,993 --> 00:39:29,019
Can I tell you something
that I haven't told anybody?
825
00:39:29,563 --> 00:39:31,155
She cheated on me.
826
00:39:32,933 --> 00:39:34,628
I found a e-mail.
827
00:39:35,269 --> 00:39:39,296
And now every time I look at her,
all I can see is her getting rammed by
828
00:39:39,406 --> 00:39:42,637
some faceless dude with
a better body and a bigger dick.
829
00:39:42,743 --> 00:39:45,234
Truth of it is, I can't even
bring myself to say anything
830
00:39:45,346 --> 00:39:48,008
because I just love her so fucking much.
831
00:39:49,283 --> 00:39:52,150
I don't even know if I can
live without her cheating ass.
832
00:39:52,253 --> 00:39:53,845
Hey, what's an e-mail?
833
00:39:53,954 --> 00:39:55,649
That's not the point!
834
00:39:56,457 --> 00:39:59,483
Seems like you might've took
one defensive swing against him.
835
00:39:59,593 --> 00:40:02,687
I mean, honestly, what the fuck, man?
That was...
836
00:40:02,796 --> 00:40:05,993
I don't know how you've lived
with yourself all these years.
837
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:07,089
It was pathetic.
838
00:40:07,201 --> 00:40:09,032
It was pathetic. You couldn't have
kicked him from the ground?
839
00:40:10,788 --> 00:40:11,846
What happened?
840
00:40:14,958 --> 00:40:15,982
Uh...
841
00:40:16,626 --> 00:40:19,424
This is a crazy story. I got hit by a truck.
842
00:40:19,963 --> 00:40:21,521
Yeah, yeah.
843
00:40:21,631 --> 00:40:24,156
Trying to save a baby deer,
if you can believe that.
844
00:40:24,267 --> 00:40:25,325
Oh, my God!
845
00:40:25,435 --> 00:40:27,699
Is there anything that I can do?
Are you okay?
846
00:40:29,606 --> 00:40:32,666
Oh, my God. No, I'm fine. This is nothing.
847
00:40:32,776 --> 00:40:35,142
You know what? Come with me.
I'm gonna take care of you.
848
00:40:35,245 --> 00:40:36,542
And bring your friend.
849
00:40:36,646 --> 00:40:37,670
No, we can't.
850
00:40:37,781 --> 00:40:39,442
- We'd love to, but we can't.
- We can, we can.
851
00:40:39,549 --> 00:40:41,517
We should probably go check
on that deer, actually.
852
00:40:41,618 --> 00:40:42,607
No, we can go. We can go.
853
00:40:44,454 --> 00:40:46,615
I know you cannot wait
854
00:40:46,723 --> 00:40:48,748
Wait to see me, too
855
00:40:48,858 --> 00:40:50,052
Oh, my God!
856
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,287
This is like the best song ever!
857
00:40:52,395 --> 00:40:53,555
Maybe not ever.
858
00:40:55,131 --> 00:40:56,758
At the drive-in
859
00:40:56,866 --> 00:40:58,493
God, he's so hot!
860
00:40:58,602 --> 00:41:00,797
In the old man's Ford
861
00:41:00,904 --> 00:41:03,338
Behind the bushes
862
00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:05,007
Can I get 3,000 beers?
863
00:41:05,108 --> 00:41:07,042
Until I'm screaming for more
864
00:41:07,143 --> 00:41:09,202
Down the basement
865
00:41:11,081 --> 00:41:13,174
Who's next?
Who's next for the beer luge?
866
00:41:13,283 --> 00:41:15,513
This guy! This guy's next!
He wants it so bad.
867
00:41:15,619 --> 00:41:17,849
- You can do it, man.
- He wants it.
868
00:41:20,590 --> 00:41:23,184
Luge! Luge! Luge!
869
00:41:26,997 --> 00:41:31,127
That was so lame. That wasn't,
like, even violent a little bit.
870
00:41:31,234 --> 00:41:32,997
Who are you,
and why did you do that to me?
871
00:41:33,103 --> 00:41:36,072
Why? Because you looked
like you needed a luge.
872
00:41:36,172 --> 00:41:38,197
- I'm Adam.
- I'm April.
873
00:41:38,308 --> 00:41:40,538
- How are you doing?
- All right.
874
00:41:40,644 --> 00:41:42,202
What brings you here?
875
00:41:42,312 --> 00:41:43,301
Hot tub.
876
00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:44,380
Huh.
877
00:41:44,514 --> 00:41:46,209
- You?
- Poison.
878
00:41:46,850 --> 00:41:48,579
- Right.
- That band. Poison.
879
00:41:48,785 --> 00:41:51,811
I'm a journalist.
I'm covering the band for Spin magazine.
880
00:41:51,921 --> 00:41:53,388
You don't really look like you're the type.
881
00:41:53,490 --> 00:41:56,391
The Poison type? God, no.
I'm not. I'm really not.
882
00:41:56,493 --> 00:41:58,518
I basically just got onto this bus
883
00:41:58,628 --> 00:42:02,564
and it took me here,
to goddamn Winterfest.
884
00:42:02,866 --> 00:42:04,265
Adam!
885
00:42:05,035 --> 00:42:06,093
Whoo!
886
00:42:06,603 --> 00:42:09,504
- You know what? I can't talk to you.
- You can't?
887
00:42:09,606 --> 00:42:11,267
But I'm awesome. I can guarantee that.
888
00:42:11,374 --> 00:42:14,002
I'm sure. You see, I have to walk
in the exact same footsteps.
889
00:42:14,110 --> 00:42:15,873
This didn't happen.
890
00:42:15,979 --> 00:42:17,810
- Well, it kind of happened.
- I wish it did.
891
00:42:19,399 --> 00:42:20,457
- I just saw it happen.
- It really didn't.
892
00:42:20,567 --> 00:42:22,364
Yeah. No, I contributed.
893
00:42:22,468 --> 00:42:24,766
- I wish it did.
- All right.
894
00:42:25,405 --> 00:42:26,497
See you.
895
00:42:31,511 --> 00:42:35,003
I brought you some ice.
It'll make you feel better.
896
00:42:35,215 --> 00:42:36,773
Let's see that.
897
00:42:37,417 --> 00:42:40,545
- Feel better?
- That ice does make me feel better.
898
00:42:42,689 --> 00:42:44,179
Butterflies.
899
00:42:44,290 --> 00:42:47,088
Hey, you know what?
I just remembered I gotta meet a guy.
900
00:42:47,193 --> 00:42:48,319
No, no. Wait.
901
00:42:49,662 --> 00:42:51,596
No, you can't go.
902
00:42:51,798 --> 00:42:53,425
'Cause guess what?
903
00:42:53,533 --> 00:42:54,557
What?
904
00:42:54,667 --> 00:42:56,601
I only do two at a time.
905
00:42:57,403 --> 00:42:59,894
- What do you mean?
- What do I mean?
906
00:43:03,476 --> 00:43:05,205
There those are.
907
00:43:05,545 --> 00:43:07,342
Yeah, let's do this.
908
00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:08,877
Him first? Okay.
909
00:43:08,982 --> 00:43:10,415
It's your thing.
I don't wanna tell you what to do.
910
00:43:11,651 --> 00:43:13,482
Hold on, I gotta get the phone.
911
00:43:14,721 --> 00:43:15,881
Hello?
912
00:43:16,456 --> 00:43:17,582
Mom?
913
00:43:17,991 --> 00:43:20,152
- What?
- I wanna know what the doctor said.
914
00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:22,626
Lou? Lou, we can't do this.
915
00:43:22,729 --> 00:43:23,889
Yes, we can.
916
00:43:23,997 --> 00:43:25,259
No, this didn't happen.
917
00:43:25,365 --> 00:43:26,354
- We can't do this.
- Yes, we can.
918
00:43:26,466 --> 00:43:28,058
- This didn't happen in the past.
- Yes, it did. Shut up.
919
00:43:28,167 --> 00:43:29,964
This did not fucking happen in the past.
920
00:43:30,069 --> 00:43:31,832
You shut the fuck up, please.
921
00:43:31,938 --> 00:43:35,237
We're gonna make, like, Hitler president
or something. We can't do this.
922
00:43:35,341 --> 00:43:38,936
Look, can you be fucking normal? Please?
923
00:43:39,078 --> 00:43:41,103
Every young man's fantasy
is to have a three-way.
924
00:43:41,214 --> 00:43:43,239
- Not with another fucking guy.
- It's still a three-way.
925
00:43:43,349 --> 00:43:44,976
What about the policy
of the butterfly effect?
926
00:43:45,084 --> 00:43:47,678
The butterfly effect can suck my nuts!
927
00:43:48,688 --> 00:43:51,555
Look, we're gonna have sex
with this girl, okay?
928
00:43:51,758 --> 00:43:53,726
You, me, together.
929
00:43:54,527 --> 00:43:56,688
Enough of this queer shit.
Let's get the mood right.
930
00:43:57,997 --> 00:44:00,158
- All right. Look, right there.
- What?
931
00:44:00,266 --> 00:44:02,860
You don't wanna seem overzealous
with a full-on rager.
932
00:44:02,969 --> 00:44:04,903
You don't want
to insult the woman, either.
933
00:44:05,004 --> 00:44:07,871
You're gonna wanna get at least
a half-a-chub going, right?
934
00:44:07,974 --> 00:44:09,339
- Look at me.
- No.
935
00:44:09,442 --> 00:44:10,670
- Look at that.
- No.
936
00:44:10,777 --> 00:44:14,838
- Look at how, like, perfect that is.
- I'm not gonna fucking look.
937
00:44:15,782 --> 00:44:17,909
- Look, look. Here.
- What the fuck, man?
938
00:44:19,218 --> 00:44:20,879
- I'm out of here.
- Come on, Jake,
939
00:44:20,987 --> 00:44:22,614
- I was just getting you started.
- Don't care!
940
00:44:22,722 --> 00:44:23,689
Guys do that.
941
00:44:23,790 --> 00:44:25,519
No one does that!
942
00:44:25,792 --> 00:44:27,350
Hey. Onesies?
943
00:44:30,196 --> 00:44:31,424
Sorry.
944
00:44:31,964 --> 00:44:33,158
Okay, cool. I'm out of here.
945
00:44:40,740 --> 00:44:41,866
Hey.
946
00:44:41,974 --> 00:44:43,942
How did it go with Jenny?
947
00:44:45,311 --> 00:44:46,437
Oh, my God.
948
00:44:48,081 --> 00:44:51,847
Oh, my God. Whoo!
Why aren't you dancing?
949
00:44:52,552 --> 00:44:55,919
- Whoa! What's your name?
- That's Jacob. That's Jenny.
950
00:44:57,557 --> 00:44:59,024
What the fuck are you doing?
951
00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:00,558
- You're supposed to break up with her!
- I know.
952
00:45:00,660 --> 00:45:04,096
No, no, no. Just check it out, okay?
Maybe she's the key to something.
953
00:45:04,197 --> 00:45:06,688
And I messed it up
when I broke up with her before,
954
00:45:06,799 --> 00:45:09,063
and now the universe
is giving me another crack at it.
955
00:45:09,168 --> 00:45:11,932
And if you thought
you could really start over
956
00:45:12,038 --> 00:45:15,201
and do something totally different,
you wouldn't even consider it?
957
00:45:15,308 --> 00:45:16,605
You're absolutely right.
958
00:45:16,709 --> 00:45:18,643
- You think so? Really?
- No. Fuck, no!
959
00:45:18,745 --> 00:45:19,871
Come on!
960
00:45:22,731 --> 00:45:23,959
What do you mean, you didn't do it?
961
00:45:24,065 --> 00:45:25,498
I'm getting to it.
962
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,659
No, we were supposed to do
everything that we did.
963
00:45:27,769 --> 00:45:30,260
- That's what I remember.
- Yeah, Adam, what the fuck, man?
964
00:45:30,372 --> 00:45:31,464
You were supposed to fucking dump her.
965
00:45:31,573 --> 00:45:33,939
You think I liked getting my ass
fucked up and down the entire street?
966
00:45:34,042 --> 00:45:35,703
- Because I didn't.
- It's not that I'm not gonna do it,
967
00:45:35,810 --> 00:45:37,334
I just haven't done it yet.
There's a big difference.
968
00:45:37,445 --> 00:45:38,571
Look at my face, dude.
969
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,341
Look at my fucking face! Drink me in.
970
00:45:40,448 --> 00:45:41,847
You think I wouldn't have liked
to have changed this?
971
00:45:41,950 --> 00:45:43,042
Shut the fuck up, Lou.
972
00:45:43,151 --> 00:45:45,278
You tried to rope me into a three-way.
973
00:45:45,387 --> 00:45:46,376
- What?
- Did you?
974
00:45:46,488 --> 00:45:47,580
- No.
- Yes.
975
00:45:47,689 --> 00:45:49,020
Lou! Did you?
976
00:45:49,124 --> 00:45:52,252
I didn't fuck that girl. Okay?
977
00:45:52,460 --> 00:45:55,452
Because I'm committed
to not changing the past.
978
00:45:55,697 --> 00:45:58,530
Right. It had nothing to do with her
wanting to be a Chinese finger trap.
979
00:45:58,633 --> 00:46:00,567
And I'm not saying that
because she was Asian.
980
00:46:00,668 --> 00:46:03,034
So you're telling me
I cheated on my wife for no reason.
981
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:05,228
Just relax, okay?
982
00:46:05,340 --> 00:46:06,864
I'm gonna do it. I just haven't done it yet!
983
00:46:06,975 --> 00:46:07,942
You're unbelievable.
984
00:46:08,042 --> 00:46:09,805
- Hey, Nick, can I ask you a question?
- Yes.
985
00:46:09,911 --> 00:46:11,674
Does this seem like
it's all about Adam again?
986
00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:14,010
Yeah, just like Cincinnati.
987
00:46:14,749 --> 00:46:16,376
- What?
- You gonna bring that up?
988
00:46:16,484 --> 00:46:18,748
We said we weren't gonna talk
about Cincinnati ever, okay?
989
00:46:18,853 --> 00:46:21,651
Is this why you have that shoebox
in your closet that says "Cincinnati"?
990
00:46:21,756 --> 00:46:23,883
- Yeah.
- What? That's fucking admissible!
991
00:46:23,992 --> 00:46:25,550
You keep it in the closet?
992
00:46:25,660 --> 00:46:28,026
What was I supposed to do with it?
You can't bury those things.
993
00:46:28,129 --> 00:46:29,721
And you wrote "Cincinnati" on it?
994
00:46:29,831 --> 00:46:32,732
How do I know which one
it's supposed to be?
995
00:46:33,101 --> 00:46:35,569
- Is it a fetus?
- My friends are ridiculous.
996
00:46:35,670 --> 00:46:37,001
Why are we still talking about this?
997
00:46:37,105 --> 00:46:38,936
Okay, we said
we would never talk about that.
998
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,305
By the way, where does it say
in the fucking friendship handbook
999
00:46:42,410 --> 00:46:45,937
that you are the only one
who is allowed any fucking problems?
1000
00:46:46,047 --> 00:46:48,106
I forgot that it says
in the asshole handbook
1001
00:46:48,216 --> 00:46:50,946
that you can just fuck over
your friends whenever you want!
1002
00:46:51,052 --> 00:46:52,644
Actually, it would say that
in the asshole handbook
1003
00:46:52,754 --> 00:46:54,187
if it was, like, guidelines
for being an asshole,
1004
00:46:54,289 --> 00:46:55,722
- that's what it would say.
- Why wouldn't it say that
1005
00:46:55,824 --> 00:46:56,916
- in the asshole handbook?
- Yeah, it would say
1006
00:46:57,025 --> 00:46:58,151
- to fuck your friends.
- "Fuck over your friends."
1007
00:46:58,259 --> 00:46:59,556
- No, no, no.
- Have you ever read a book?
1008
00:46:59,661 --> 00:47:02,858
You're right. I'm sorry, my bad.
You guys are right.
1009
00:47:03,064 --> 00:47:05,362
But if you're changing
the fucking past, okay,
1010
00:47:05,467 --> 00:47:07,765
then I'm changing the fucking past,
all right?
1011
00:47:07,869 --> 00:47:09,302
No! Lou!
1012
00:47:09,404 --> 00:47:11,895
Okay! We're in the game! I like this.
1013
00:47:12,006 --> 00:47:13,735
I didn't change anything yet,
I just didn't do it.
1014
00:47:13,842 --> 00:47:14,968
And if we're changing shit,
1015
00:47:15,076 --> 00:47:16,976
you better be there at midnight
to get my fucking back.
1016
00:47:17,078 --> 00:47:18,443
- Done.
- I'll be there.
1017
00:47:18,546 --> 00:47:20,946
Guys! Guys! Come on, man.
Talk to me about this!
1018
00:47:21,049 --> 00:47:22,539
- Fuck off.
- Fuck!
1019
00:47:22,650 --> 00:47:23,912
- I'll be back in a minute.
- Where are you going?
1020
00:47:24,018 --> 00:47:26,885
- I gotta go. I'm getting out of here.
- No, no, Adam, listen to me, please.
1021
00:47:26,988 --> 00:47:29,354
Jenny Stedmeyer is not
your fucking destiny, okay?
1022
00:47:29,457 --> 00:47:30,583
She's just some girl.
1023
00:47:30,692 --> 00:47:32,626
Some girl you dated in high school, okay?
1024
00:47:32,827 --> 00:47:34,351
I know!
I just got some emotions coming up.
1025
00:47:34,562 --> 00:47:35,654
I got some feelings that I got to deal with.
1026
00:47:35,897 --> 00:47:37,865
I'm gonna do it.
I believe in you. You're awesome.
1027
00:47:37,966 --> 00:47:39,558
You know what? That's fine.
Everybody just take off!
1028
00:47:39,667 --> 00:47:40,759
I don't need to be born.
1029
00:47:40,869 --> 00:47:43,861
I'll just go find the repairman myself
and fix the time machine.
1030
00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:47,672
That's the dumbest thing
I've said in a while.
1031
00:47:49,878 --> 00:47:52,904
You made the best decision of your life,
choosing me as your friend over Adam.
1032
00:47:53,014 --> 00:47:54,447
I'm pretty sure
that's not what's going on here.
1033
00:47:54,549 --> 00:47:56,449
Don't be afraid.
I'm gonna treat you right.
1034
00:47:56,818 --> 00:47:58,342
- Daddy's gonna take care of you.
- Whoa!
1035
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,509
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1036
00:47:59,621 --> 00:48:02,181
Here we go.
It's like a slow-motion guillotine.
1037
00:48:04,025 --> 00:48:06,152
What the F-ing fuck?
1038
00:48:14,502 --> 00:48:16,970
Here we go. Here we go. Round two.
1039
00:48:18,773 --> 00:48:21,139
- Should we help him?
- No. No. This is his destiny.
1040
00:48:28,550 --> 00:48:29,574
Fuck you!
1041
00:48:29,684 --> 00:48:31,447
- Did it happen?
- No.
1042
00:48:34,889 --> 00:48:38,381
If that guy doesn't lose his arm soon,
I'm gonna fucking take it from him myself.
1043
00:48:38,626 --> 00:48:39,593
Man!
1044
00:48:44,265 --> 00:48:45,698
Blaine!
1045
00:48:45,900 --> 00:48:47,959
Come on down, man.
Have a brewski with us.
1046
00:48:48,069 --> 00:48:49,058
There's a party.
1047
00:48:49,170 --> 00:48:52,162
"No foreign army
has ever occupied American soil.
1048
00:48:52,273 --> 00:48:53,672
"Until now."
1049
00:48:54,108 --> 00:48:55,507
Watching Red Dawn again, or...
1050
00:48:55,710 --> 00:48:57,473
Wolverines!
1051
00:48:58,413 --> 00:48:59,675
They're Ruskies.
1052
00:48:59,881 --> 00:49:01,712
And these are their secret
Commie weapons.
1053
00:49:01,916 --> 00:49:03,213
What are you talking about?
1054
00:49:03,418 --> 00:49:04,976
Look at this stuff, man.
1055
00:49:05,186 --> 00:49:08,087
They could be spies or something.
1056
00:49:08,289 --> 00:49:11,486
I don't know, Blaine. I mean, they seem
a little young to be spies, you know.
1057
00:49:11,593 --> 00:49:12,821
Come on, Chaz.
1058
00:49:13,561 --> 00:49:16,325
They could be
some kind of 21 Jump Street
1059
00:49:16,531 --> 00:49:18,829
spy battalion-type dudes.
1060
00:49:20,802 --> 00:49:24,067
Yeah. Yeah. Or not at all, you know?
There's also that.
1061
00:49:24,606 --> 00:49:26,005
What the fuck is this?
1062
00:49:27,175 --> 00:49:28,164
There's something I wanna talk
to you about.
1063
00:49:28,276 --> 00:49:30,574
It's something I'm supposed to do
but I don't wanna do.
1064
00:49:30,678 --> 00:49:31,804
- You know why?
- Okay, Adam. But...
1065
00:49:31,913 --> 00:49:35,314
Because I was thinking
about how good we are together, right?
1066
00:49:35,550 --> 00:49:37,450
- Don't you think? I really think so.
- Okay.
1067
00:49:37,785 --> 00:49:39,776
And I was talking about the future
and I was thinking about,
1068
00:49:39,887 --> 00:49:42,014
well, my future is this way
and maybe it could be this way.
1069
00:49:42,123 --> 00:49:44,091
I know I'm rambling now.
God, you're so beautiful.
1070
00:49:44,292 --> 00:49:45,589
But we got along so great and...
1071
00:49:45,793 --> 00:49:47,351
What is that?
1072
00:49:47,895 --> 00:49:50,420
It's a note I wrote to you.
You should read it.
1073
00:49:50,632 --> 00:49:52,566
- Right now? Okay.
- Yeah.
1074
00:49:52,734 --> 00:49:56,192
"Dear Adam, you're a super-terrific guy
and I love you.
1075
00:49:56,571 --> 00:49:57,663
Aw!
1076
00:49:58,039 --> 00:49:59,301
"And that's why this is so hard for me.
1077
00:49:59,407 --> 00:50:02,808
"You're one of the most amazing people
that I've ever met. I can't..."
1078
00:50:03,011 --> 00:50:06,378
Are you breaking up with me?
That's what this... This is a break-up note?
1079
00:50:06,814 --> 00:50:08,145
I'm sorry, Adam.
1080
00:50:08,249 --> 00:50:10,740
All these years! You stabbed me
in the eye with a fucking fork
1081
00:50:10,852 --> 00:50:12,376
and you were gonna
break up with me anyway?
1082
00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:14,614
- Is that what you're saying to me?
- I did what?
1083
00:50:14,756 --> 00:50:17,554
Why are you breaking up with me?
That's not how this works.
1084
00:50:18,259 --> 00:50:20,727
You're such a great guy
and you're gonna find the right girl,
1085
00:50:20,828 --> 00:50:22,318
but it's not me.
1086
00:50:22,530 --> 00:50:25,658
And everybody knows what a big deal
you're gonna be some day.
1087
00:50:26,801 --> 00:50:30,134
No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not anybody.
1088
00:50:30,338 --> 00:50:33,933
Adam, okay. It's not you, it's me.
1089
00:50:35,643 --> 00:50:38,077
I say that to you. You don't say that to me.
1090
00:50:38,279 --> 00:50:40,270
That's not how this works.
1091
00:50:40,481 --> 00:50:43,450
Do you know what happens to you
if we don't go back?
1092
00:50:44,118 --> 00:50:46,143
- You end up with Billy Lavatino.
- I like him.
1093
00:50:46,354 --> 00:50:49,323
You may like him, but then you end up
pregnant with, like, trucker hips,
1094
00:50:49,424 --> 00:50:51,016
and you have a baby with Billy Lavatino,
1095
00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:53,184
and you're addicted to
Weight Watchers, you little bitch.
1096
00:50:53,294 --> 00:50:54,886
- What did you just call me?
- Take this fucking back!
1097
00:50:55,163 --> 00:50:57,222
Don't you... Jesus!
1098
00:51:00,468 --> 00:51:01,867
I don't get fat!
1099
00:51:02,837 --> 00:51:03,826
Gross!
1100
00:51:08,109 --> 00:51:11,010
If we're changing shit,
we gotta be taking advantage of shit.
1101
00:51:11,212 --> 00:51:13,146
- No.
- Mulligan.
1102
00:51:13,681 --> 00:51:15,012
- No mulligan.
- Come on!
1103
00:51:15,116 --> 00:51:16,606
- You had, like, five mulligans.
- Dude.
1104
00:51:16,818 --> 00:51:18,945
I'm not talking
about bad stuff, either, okay?
1105
00:51:19,053 --> 00:51:20,042
I'm just talking about good stuff.
1106
00:51:20,154 --> 00:51:23,749
Like keeping Manimal on the air,
you know?
1107
00:51:23,858 --> 00:51:25,052
Or preventing Miley Cyrus.
1108
00:51:25,159 --> 00:51:26,456
Preventing her from what?
1109
00:51:26,861 --> 00:51:28,055
Just preventing her.
1110
00:51:28,162 --> 00:51:30,926
And there's the catch! First down!
1111
00:51:36,237 --> 00:51:37,602
Oh, shit!
1112
00:51:38,306 --> 00:51:40,604
- I know this game.
- Yeah?
1113
00:51:40,808 --> 00:51:42,605
Yeah. This is the Denver-Cleveland
playoff game.
1114
00:51:42,810 --> 00:51:45,108
- This is the fucking Drive, man.
- Yeah?
1115
00:51:47,582 --> 00:51:49,015
I know what we're gonna do.
1116
00:51:55,723 --> 00:51:58,385
Adam, hey. You're back. Awesome.
1117
00:51:58,860 --> 00:52:01,090
What's going on here?
Where are the guys?
1118
00:52:02,263 --> 00:52:03,730
- What's this?
- Read it.
1119
00:52:03,931 --> 00:52:06,456
"Dear Adam, you are
a super-terrific guy and I love you,
1120
00:52:06,667 --> 00:52:10,330
"which is why this is so hard for me.
I cherish our friendship."
1121
00:52:12,273 --> 00:52:13,797
She broke up with you?
1122
00:52:14,008 --> 00:52:16,340
And you still fucking got stabbed
in the eye?
1123
00:52:16,744 --> 00:52:18,473
Leave me alone. Get out of here.
1124
00:52:18,846 --> 00:52:20,438
What are you doing here?
You writing poetry?
1125
00:52:20,548 --> 00:52:22,311
Just leave me alone
and get out of here. No.
1126
00:52:22,517 --> 00:52:24,212
You're writing fucking break-up poetry.
1127
00:52:24,418 --> 00:52:26,716
All right,
I'm writing break-up poetry, okay?
1128
00:52:27,622 --> 00:52:29,021
Because my heart hurts.
1129
00:52:29,257 --> 00:52:31,384
- She stabbed me in my heart and my eye.
- Holy shit, you're wasted.
1130
00:52:31,492 --> 00:52:34,791
Look, I've had like two wine kills,
Captain Buzzcooler.
1131
00:52:34,896 --> 00:52:36,523
- God.
- You're fucked up.
1132
00:52:37,899 --> 00:52:40,595
"Jenny's eyes, like a gypsy's lies
Cut right through the night
1133
00:52:40,802 --> 00:52:42,997
"Now those eyes are another guy's
And I'm alone with my pain"
1134
00:52:43,204 --> 00:52:44,193
That was clean.
1135
00:52:44,305 --> 00:52:46,239
Are you shitting me with this, Adam?
1136
00:52:47,642 --> 00:52:50,076
Look, you can recite it straight
or to the tune of Sweet Child O'Mine.
1137
00:52:50,378 --> 00:52:51,436
It doesn't matter.
1138
00:52:51,546 --> 00:52:54,879
Are these mushrooms?
Did you eat these mushrooms, Adam?
1139
00:52:54,982 --> 00:52:57,450
I like to eat them, you know?
A couple of them.
1140
00:52:57,552 --> 00:52:59,486
Holy fuck, man, you gotta stay straight!
1141
00:52:59,587 --> 00:53:01,179
- You gotta help me get the guys back!
- Just relax.
1142
00:53:01,389 --> 00:53:03,118
You know, it's not always about
my emotional journey.
1143
00:53:03,224 --> 00:53:04,714
- It could be about yours.
- Put the coke down!
1144
00:53:04,826 --> 00:53:06,293
- God damn it, you little fucker!
- Give it to me!
1145
00:53:06,394 --> 00:53:09,022
Don't you fucking get it?
I'm not gonna be fucking born!
1146
00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:15,294
How much worse can it get?
1147
00:53:15,503 --> 00:53:17,061
What? The '80s?
1148
00:53:17,705 --> 00:53:19,605
New part shorted out another part.
1149
00:53:19,774 --> 00:53:21,435
I hope we can get
that thing working before dawn.
1150
00:53:21,642 --> 00:53:24,509
Wait, wait, hold on, is that when
the time portal closes, at dawn?
1151
00:53:24,712 --> 00:53:26,236
That's when the party's over.
1152
00:53:26,447 --> 00:53:27,539
Fuck you, man. Listen.
1153
00:53:27,648 --> 00:53:30,082
I am at my wit's end with him,
so you gotta level with me.
1154
00:53:30,184 --> 00:53:32,345
Are you the mystical
time-travel guide-guy or not?
1155
00:53:32,553 --> 00:53:34,783
Don't you put your hands on me,
young lady!
1156
00:53:35,990 --> 00:53:37,685
I'm just trying to do my job, here.
1157
00:53:37,892 --> 00:53:39,951
Fuck, hold on.
Quit eating mushrooms, man!
1158
00:53:40,161 --> 00:53:41,822
I wanna have a few more.
1159
00:53:44,198 --> 00:53:47,190
What the fuck is happening to me?
I can't...
1160
00:53:48,035 --> 00:53:49,024
Dawn.
1161
00:53:52,907 --> 00:53:53,965
Hey, Adam.
1162
00:53:54,075 --> 00:53:56,942
All right, so anyway,
the repairman's doing his thing.
1163
00:53:57,044 --> 00:53:59,638
I'm gonna go find Nick and Lou,
and you stay right here. Okay?
1164
00:53:59,847 --> 00:54:02,338
- I'm gonna stay.
- You got it, but you can't leave.
1165
00:54:02,550 --> 00:54:05,018
I can't move, because I'm broken.
1166
00:54:05,853 --> 00:54:07,821
Man, you and my mom are so fucked.
1167
00:54:09,957 --> 00:54:11,356
Hungry.
1168
00:54:13,094 --> 00:54:15,255
- Evening.
- You've got two arms.
1169
00:54:16,063 --> 00:54:17,963
But you're not going to.
You're gonna lose one.
1170
00:54:18,566 --> 00:54:21,034
- What?
- You're gonna lose that arm.
1171
00:54:23,104 --> 00:54:24,401
You're one of those joker guys.
1172
00:54:24,505 --> 00:54:25,563
Right. Right.
1173
00:54:25,673 --> 00:54:28,301
I don't care if you put that arm
in a steel fucking vault,
1174
00:54:28,409 --> 00:54:30,070
that arm's coming off!
1175
00:54:30,444 --> 00:54:33,038
- You're gonna lose your arm.
- You're gonna lose your arm!
1176
00:54:33,247 --> 00:54:36,580
- I'm gonna rape you. I'm gonna rape you!
- I'm gonna rape you. I'm gonna rape you.
1177
00:54:36,784 --> 00:54:38,581
- Have a great night.
- Okay.
1178
00:54:38,986 --> 00:54:40,749
... to the end zone. Touchdown Cleveland!
1179
00:54:43,224 --> 00:54:45,055
Pay up, suckers! Pay up!
1180
00:54:45,159 --> 00:54:48,458
How does he do it?
How is he right all the time?
1181
00:54:48,663 --> 00:54:50,290
Let me ask you something, McFly.
1182
00:54:51,098 --> 00:54:52,360
How you getting so lucky?
1183
00:54:52,466 --> 00:54:54,434
I know the fucking future, douche bag.
1184
00:54:54,635 --> 00:54:56,227
Really? One more bet.
1185
00:54:56,337 --> 00:54:58,965
Ricky, come on.
You said one more and then you'd be done.
1186
00:54:59,173 --> 00:55:01,437
I also said to shut the fuck up.
Remember that?
1187
00:55:01,642 --> 00:55:03,473
Okay, I love you. Shut the fuck up.
1188
00:55:03,711 --> 00:55:04,871
By the way, I love your coat.
1189
00:55:04,979 --> 00:55:06,742
I don't give a shit
about animals, either, so...
1190
00:55:07,315 --> 00:55:08,748
One more bet. High stakes.
1191
00:55:08,849 --> 00:55:11,374
All right. All right. Bring it on, Spader.
1192
00:55:11,485 --> 00:55:12,679
Bring it on, Jo-Jo.
1193
00:55:12,987 --> 00:55:16,753
I bet Elway throws a touchdown pass
with 37 seconds left on the clock.
1194
00:55:16,958 --> 00:55:19,222
Fat chance, asshole.
Elway's done nothing all day.
1195
00:55:19,327 --> 00:55:22,490
Well then, in the spirit of high stakes,
let's make it interesting.
1196
00:55:22,697 --> 00:55:23,721
Let's make it interesting.
1197
00:55:23,831 --> 00:55:27,028
If I win, your wife gives me a blowjob.
1198
00:55:27,835 --> 00:55:30,235
- Really?
- A classy one.
1199
00:55:33,074 --> 00:55:34,666
- Hey, screw you, kid.
- Hey, okay,
1200
00:55:34,775 --> 00:55:37,073
and if you win, name your price.
1201
00:55:38,546 --> 00:55:40,537
Touchdown pass at 37 seconds, exactly?
1202
00:55:40,748 --> 00:55:42,147
Exactly.
1203
00:55:42,950 --> 00:55:44,110
Fine.
1204
00:55:44,418 --> 00:55:45,715
You lose, I take all your winnings.
1205
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,480
- Done.
- And you give your buddy a blowjob.
1206
00:55:48,689 --> 00:55:50,418
What? Hell, no.
1207
00:55:50,624 --> 00:55:51,648
Wow!
1208
00:55:51,759 --> 00:55:52,783
- Deal.
- Deal?
1209
00:55:52,893 --> 00:55:54,622
- Well done. I like your style.
- I like your style.
1210
00:55:54,729 --> 00:55:55,787
He's very creative.
1211
00:55:55,896 --> 00:55:58,262
I don't like you
taking liberties with my dick.
1212
00:55:58,466 --> 00:55:59,831
Relax, okay?
1213
00:56:00,034 --> 00:56:02,502
We know the fucking future. We can't lose.
1214
00:56:05,473 --> 00:56:09,500
Hey. Hey, there. What are you doing?
1215
00:56:10,277 --> 00:56:11,710
- Hi.
- Hey.
1216
00:56:12,580 --> 00:56:14,104
Okay, how's the view from down there?
1217
00:56:18,119 --> 00:56:19,518
It's nice.
1218
00:56:21,222 --> 00:56:22,382
Adam, right?
1219
00:56:23,624 --> 00:56:24,716
Yeah.
1220
00:56:24,825 --> 00:56:27,385
- Why are you bleeding in the snow?
- That? No, I...
1221
00:56:27,595 --> 00:56:30,155
I got stabbed in the face with a fork.
1222
00:56:30,765 --> 00:56:33,666
I saw it coming and I avoided it.
I mean, I didn't avoid it.
1223
00:56:33,934 --> 00:56:36,801
It just happened again to me
in a slightly different way.
1224
00:56:37,304 --> 00:56:40,398
Boy, I really wish I knew
what the fuck you were talking about.
1225
00:56:42,109 --> 00:56:44,475
All the choices we make in our life,
they're pointless.
1226
00:56:44,678 --> 00:56:46,509
There's no escaping the inevitable.
1227
00:56:47,114 --> 00:56:48,513
I don't know, man.
1228
00:56:51,218 --> 00:56:54,915
So, you're saying that your whole
entire life is predetermined to suck,
1229
00:56:55,022 --> 00:56:56,080
no matter what you do?
1230
00:56:56,190 --> 00:56:57,589
It's not the way I want it, but...
1231
00:56:57,792 --> 00:57:00,352
Kind of seems like
a really, really good excuse
1232
00:57:00,461 --> 00:57:03,487
to do something totally amazing
right now, tonight.
1233
00:57:04,999 --> 00:57:06,159
Like what?
1234
00:57:06,867 --> 00:57:10,860
Like perhaps hang out
with a girl that you just met
1235
00:57:10,971 --> 00:57:13,303
before her bus has to leave in two hours?
1236
00:57:13,874 --> 00:57:14,898
Right-o.
1237
00:57:16,177 --> 00:57:17,872
I thought you said we were
going to get some food.
1238
00:57:17,978 --> 00:57:20,913
We are. We're about to get some food.
1239
00:57:21,015 --> 00:57:23,540
I'm pretty hungry, actually.
1240
00:57:23,751 --> 00:57:25,981
Damn it. They forgot to leave the key.
1241
00:57:26,187 --> 00:57:27,245
Who did?
1242
00:57:27,354 --> 00:57:30,790
Carol and Stan Stapleton.
They're my friends. They live here,
1243
00:57:30,891 --> 00:57:33,655
and I housesit for them
when they go to Nepal, sometimes.
1244
00:57:33,861 --> 00:57:35,726
I thought you said
you came in here on a bus.
1245
00:57:35,830 --> 00:57:38,822
They usually do leave,
like, a side door open.
1246
00:57:39,066 --> 00:57:40,897
- They do?
- So let me... I'll be right back.
1247
00:57:41,235 --> 00:57:42,202
Okay.
1248
00:57:43,704 --> 00:57:45,535
Yep, it's unlocked.
1249
00:57:50,344 --> 00:57:51,504
Cheers.
1250
00:57:52,113 --> 00:57:54,240
So which one's Carol?
1251
00:57:57,218 --> 00:57:58,480
Carol's on the left.
1252
00:57:59,753 --> 00:58:02,017
Elway's last stand.
45 seconds left on the clock.
1253
00:58:02,256 --> 00:58:04,656
I'm really good at getting head. You'll see.
1254
00:58:05,926 --> 00:58:07,359
- Elway takes the snap.
- Go, baby.
1255
00:58:07,461 --> 00:58:10,726
He fades back. Elway fires.
He's got Jackson open.
1256
00:58:10,931 --> 00:58:12,558
He's impossibly open!
1257
00:58:12,766 --> 00:58:14,358
Wait, what's this? Vermin?
1258
00:58:14,568 --> 00:58:15,830
No, no, no! I know this squirrel.
1259
00:58:15,936 --> 00:58:17,870
That's a magic fucking squirrel.
This doesn't count.
1260
00:58:17,972 --> 00:58:20,031
- He's distracted by a wild squirrel!
- What the fuck?
1261
00:58:20,241 --> 00:58:23,210
Incomplete! Game's over! Cleveland wins!
1262
00:58:23,410 --> 00:58:25,401
The Dawg Pound is going
to the Super Bowl.
1263
00:58:25,613 --> 00:58:26,841
Oh, yeah!
1264
00:58:26,947 --> 00:58:28,380
I've never seen anything like it!
1265
00:58:29,750 --> 00:58:32,378
- He did it. Got to go!
- Congratulations. Look at all that money.
1266
00:58:32,486 --> 00:58:35,546
I was kidding about the blowjob thing.
Obviously, we're comedians.
1267
00:58:35,756 --> 00:58:37,223
Hey, guys. Guys.
1268
00:58:37,725 --> 00:58:39,090
A bet's a bet.
1269
00:58:41,662 --> 00:58:43,459
Motherfucker!
1270
00:58:44,798 --> 00:58:46,026
So you're a Time Lord?
1271
00:58:46,133 --> 00:58:47,100
Mmm-hmm.
1272
00:58:47,234 --> 00:58:50,203
And a Jacuzzi is your spaceship?
1273
00:58:51,205 --> 00:58:52,365
That is correct, madam.
1274
00:58:52,573 --> 00:58:55,770
That's the only part of this whole thing
that doesn't make sense to me.
1275
00:58:55,976 --> 00:58:58,501
You're not the only one. Believe me.
1276
00:58:58,712 --> 00:59:01,510
I mean, the whole thing
is just totally insane.
1277
00:59:01,615 --> 00:59:02,673
Ew!
1278
00:59:04,051 --> 00:59:05,951
So, how's the future working out for you?
1279
00:59:06,053 --> 00:59:08,248
I mean, are you like a happy grownup?
1280
00:59:08,956 --> 00:59:10,981
- Not particularly, no.
- Yeah.
1281
00:59:11,091 --> 00:59:15,926
My friends actually think I ended up being
a completely selfish, fucked-up person.
1282
00:59:16,764 --> 00:59:18,732
And they may have a point,
actually, if I think about it.
1283
00:59:18,832 --> 00:59:19,856
Hmm...
1284
00:59:19,967 --> 00:59:22,265
I'll tell you something
I haven't told somebody for a long time.
1285
00:59:22,603 --> 00:59:23,729
When I was a kid,
1286
00:59:23,837 --> 00:59:27,000
every Friday night, my father
used to take my sister Kelly and me
1287
00:59:27,107 --> 00:59:30,702
to this place called Flatirons
for steak sandwiches.
1288
00:59:30,811 --> 00:59:31,835
It was a family tradition.
1289
00:59:31,946 --> 00:59:33,709
That's sometimes a good thing.
1290
00:59:33,914 --> 00:59:36,405
But one year, we saw this commercial
1291
00:59:37,084 --> 00:59:39,644
for this place called
The Enchanted Forest of Pizza.
1292
00:59:40,354 --> 00:59:43,949
So the next Friday,
my dad's loading us up into the car.
1293
00:59:44,158 --> 00:59:47,150
We're like, "Daddy, we want to go
to The Enchanted Forest of Pizza."
1294
00:59:47,261 --> 00:59:48,956
And he's like,
"What are you talking about?
1295
00:59:49,063 --> 00:59:51,031
"We always go for steak sandwiches."
1296
00:59:51,131 --> 00:59:52,462
But we just stay at him
1297
00:59:52,666 --> 00:59:55,726
and we're whining, and we're badgering,
and finally he relents.
1298
00:59:55,936 --> 00:59:57,369
Nice. So, you win.
1299
00:59:57,471 --> 01:00:00,099
You deviated from the plan
in a really big way. That's good.
1300
01:00:01,108 --> 01:00:03,133
33 people died of E. coli.
1301
01:00:04,445 --> 01:00:05,810
Including my father.
1302
01:00:06,380 --> 01:00:08,473
Before he died,
he looked at me and he said,
1303
01:00:08,682 --> 01:00:10,149
"Adam, you did this."
1304
01:00:10,351 --> 01:00:11,682
No, he didn't.
1305
01:00:11,885 --> 01:00:13,011
Yes, he did,
1306
01:00:13,454 --> 01:00:14,478
with his eyes.
1307
01:00:14,588 --> 01:00:17,284
I don't think that
that's what he meant with his eyes.
1308
01:00:17,391 --> 01:00:21,293
The point is that Kelly and I dealt with
the guilt of this in very different ways.
1309
01:00:21,495 --> 01:00:22,860
She went wild, right?
1310
01:00:23,063 --> 01:00:24,690
She didn't want
to have control over anything.
1311
01:00:24,898 --> 01:00:27,128
But I vowed to master the chaos,
1312
01:00:27,268 --> 01:00:28,963
- to impose order.
- Adam, I really don't think
1313
01:00:29,069 --> 01:00:32,732
that you can let a poison pizza
ruin the rest of your life.
1314
01:00:33,307 --> 01:00:36,105
You got to embrace the chaos.
You have to.
1315
01:00:36,310 --> 01:00:39,802
That way, life might just astonish you.
1316
01:00:49,323 --> 01:00:51,154
- I had so much fun tonight.
- I know!
1317
01:00:51,292 --> 01:00:52,589
Fuck! Game on.
1318
01:00:55,095 --> 01:00:56,221
- You look so hot, by the way.
- Thanks.
1319
01:00:57,498 --> 01:00:59,398
I said, start sucking, gaylord.
1320
01:01:00,334 --> 01:01:03,201
- Yeah! Suck!
- Suck that shit, man!
1321
01:01:03,404 --> 01:01:06,567
Suck! Suck! Suck!
1322
01:01:06,774 --> 01:01:08,401
Who are you people?
1323
01:01:08,609 --> 01:01:10,975
God, who are you people?
1324
01:01:11,178 --> 01:01:13,169
Let's get on with this.
My fondue's getting cold.
1325
01:01:13,380 --> 01:01:14,847
Choke on that horn, man!
1326
01:01:18,619 --> 01:01:19,745
Oh!
1327
01:01:19,953 --> 01:01:21,545
Wow, good for you.
1328
01:01:21,755 --> 01:01:22,744
I know, right?
1329
01:01:22,856 --> 01:01:24,847
It's like Gary Coleman's fucking forearm.
1330
01:01:25,592 --> 01:01:27,253
It's so black!
1331
01:01:27,728 --> 01:01:29,958
It's so impossibly black.
1332
01:01:31,498 --> 01:01:33,398
- I love you, buddy.
- Don't say that!
1333
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:34,692
I'm sorry, I do.
1334
01:01:35,869 --> 01:01:37,029
No, no, no!
1335
01:01:49,565 --> 01:01:51,499
Hey, you.
1336
01:01:52,001 --> 01:01:54,231
Maybe what you need
isn't in here, after all.
1337
01:01:54,437 --> 01:01:58,100
Maybe what you need
has always been in here.
1338
01:01:58,774 --> 01:02:00,173
- Really?
- No.
1339
01:02:03,679 --> 01:02:05,579
The tub? Is it fixed yet?
1340
01:02:05,781 --> 01:02:07,646
Can be. Ready to go?
1341
01:02:07,850 --> 01:02:08,942
Wait, go where?
1342
01:02:09,151 --> 01:02:11,176
To the room, check it out.
I've got the part right here.
1343
01:02:11,287 --> 01:02:12,413
Yeah. Yeah, let's go.
1344
01:02:12,521 --> 01:02:13,579
- Let's go.
- Right.
1345
01:02:18,027 --> 01:02:19,961
- Where did he go?
- Who?
1346
01:02:20,162 --> 01:02:21,629
This fucking guy.
1347
01:02:23,199 --> 01:02:25,326
Nicholas.
1348
01:02:27,002 --> 01:02:29,334
Nicky. Nicholas.
1349
01:02:30,706 --> 01:02:32,970
Hey! There he is!
1350
01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:34,941
- What?
- What the fuck?
1351
01:02:35,044 --> 01:02:36,170
What? What?
1352
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,448
What, do I still have some on my face?
1353
01:02:40,516 --> 01:02:41,949
Oh, God!
1354
01:02:42,151 --> 01:02:43,379
Damn!
1355
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,147
Did you have pineapple today?
1356
01:02:46,255 --> 01:02:48,553
I can't go home. What the fuck?
1357
01:02:49,024 --> 01:02:50,685
I'm fucking with you, dude.
1358
01:02:50,893 --> 01:02:52,053
It's hand soap.
1359
01:02:53,396 --> 01:02:55,523
Oh, my God. Relax.
1360
01:02:55,731 --> 01:02:59,064
It's like you haven't seen a little come
on your friend's face before, or something.
1361
01:02:59,268 --> 01:03:00,963
What the fuck
is wrong with you, man?
1362
01:03:01,170 --> 01:03:03,900
I'm just kidding.
It's what friends do. God!
1363
01:03:04,173 --> 01:03:05,231
You didn't?
1364
01:03:05,441 --> 01:03:07,807
Gargle your hog? No, man.
1365
01:03:08,010 --> 01:03:10,001
After they pulled you off of me,
me and Rick talked it out.
1366
01:03:10,212 --> 01:03:11,577
He's actually a pretty cool guy.
1367
01:03:11,781 --> 01:03:15,308
We have a lot in common.
We both love tits and M�tley Cr�e.
1368
01:03:15,518 --> 01:03:16,678
It's cool?
1369
01:03:16,786 --> 01:03:19,914
Yeah, I just told him a bunch of shit
that's gonna make him rich in the future.
1370
01:03:20,523 --> 01:03:22,548
I saved the good stuff for us.
1371
01:03:22,925 --> 01:03:25,359
Let's go to the bar, plan our empire.
1372
01:03:30,365 --> 01:03:33,562
Fucking iPods, you know? Fucking Prius.
1373
01:03:34,035 --> 01:03:37,596
Match. com. Anything. com.
Fucking Internet. com!
1374
01:03:37,806 --> 01:03:41,640
Fucking Zac Efron.
Nobody invented him yet.
1375
01:03:41,843 --> 01:03:44,607
What about Twitter?
Whatever the fuck that is.
1376
01:03:45,147 --> 01:03:49,345
Hey, we could combine
Twitter with fucking Viagra.
1377
01:03:50,719 --> 01:03:52,118
Twitt-agra.
1378
01:03:53,455 --> 01:03:54,786
What's the matter, dude? Come on.
1379
01:03:54,990 --> 01:03:58,221
I'm sorry, man. I'm just preoccupied.
1380
01:03:58,693 --> 01:04:01,753
You just kind of down about
being black and out of shape?
1381
01:04:01,930 --> 01:04:03,921
What the fuck is wrong with you? No.
1382
01:04:04,032 --> 01:04:05,693
Because you look good, you know?
1383
01:04:05,801 --> 01:04:07,632
This is a great time for black people.
1384
01:04:08,069 --> 01:04:10,503
I mean our time, not this time.
This is a terrible time for black people.
1385
01:04:10,605 --> 01:04:12,800
I don't see one other black person in here.
1386
01:04:14,109 --> 01:04:15,371
Talk to me, man.
1387
01:04:15,644 --> 01:04:17,111
I found out she fucking cheated.
1388
01:04:17,312 --> 01:04:20,247
What? Courtney's
fucking cheating on you?
1389
01:04:20,749 --> 01:04:23,775
I gave her my life, I gave up my passion.
1390
01:04:23,885 --> 01:04:25,147
And she's just out there...
1391
01:04:25,253 --> 01:04:27,118
Why the fuck
didn't you say something, man?
1392
01:04:27,322 --> 01:04:30,450
That's just it!
I never see you guys anymore.
1393
01:04:30,826 --> 01:04:33,386
I don't have my music,
I barely have friends.
1394
01:04:33,929 --> 01:04:35,089
Without Courtney,
1395
01:04:35,797 --> 01:04:36,855
I'm nothing.
1396
01:04:36,965 --> 01:04:39,160
You're just fucking
Courtney's bitch right now.
1397
01:04:39,301 --> 01:04:41,769
You need to be your own man, you know?
1398
01:04:41,970 --> 01:04:43,631
"Nick Webber-Agnew"?
What the fuck is that?
1399
01:04:43,839 --> 01:04:45,204
- It's terrible.
- It doesn't work.
1400
01:04:45,307 --> 01:04:47,867
No. Nick Webber, that's who you are.
1401
01:04:48,677 --> 01:04:50,110
That's who I was.
1402
01:04:50,445 --> 01:04:52,379
Maybe you gotta find him again.
1403
01:04:52,681 --> 01:04:55,980
You know, she's getting hers,
you go get yours.
1404
01:04:56,852 --> 01:04:58,217
I can't, man.
1405
01:04:58,420 --> 01:05:00,012
It means something to me to be married.
1406
01:05:00,121 --> 01:05:02,055
You're not fucking married. It's 1986.
1407
01:05:02,157 --> 01:05:03,181
In my heart I am.
1408
01:05:03,291 --> 01:05:04,690
Your heart's a fucking liar.
1409
01:05:13,935 --> 01:05:16,699
You know what?
You know what you got to do?
1410
01:05:16,905 --> 01:05:17,929
What?
1411
01:05:18,506 --> 01:05:20,531
You gotta get your ass up on that stage.
1412
01:05:22,277 --> 01:05:23,369
You're right.
1413
01:05:24,946 --> 01:05:26,937
- I'm gonna do it.
- Yeah. Do it.
1414
01:05:27,148 --> 01:05:30,242
Hey, hey, hey. Do it fucking quickly, okay?
1415
01:05:30,452 --> 01:05:32,818
You better be at that fight with me.
Don't leave me hanging this time.
1416
01:05:32,921 --> 01:05:34,388
- I won't. I promise.
- All right.
1417
01:05:34,756 --> 01:05:36,781
Hey, Adam. Fuck.
1418
01:05:40,511 --> 01:05:41,637
Guys?
1419
01:05:47,518 --> 01:05:48,712
You're good to go.
1420
01:05:49,387 --> 01:05:50,445
Holy shit. Really?
1421
01:05:50,555 --> 01:05:54,821
Some sort of sticky liquid got into
the crossover housing, I don't know.
1422
01:05:55,026 --> 01:05:56,960
Must have had some nitratriminium in it.
1423
01:05:57,996 --> 01:05:59,327
It's Chernobly.
1424
01:05:59,430 --> 01:06:02,365
Whatever it was,
it ravaged the hell out of the electronics.
1425
01:06:02,567 --> 01:06:04,535
Worked out for you and the boys, though.
1426
01:06:04,636 --> 01:06:06,900
Wait, hold on, are you saying that
that's the key to the whole thing?
1427
01:06:07,005 --> 01:06:08,267
We need the Chernobly to get back?
1428
01:06:08,373 --> 01:06:12,173
All I'm saying is, whatever your poison,
I wouldn't tub without it.
1429
01:06:12,410 --> 01:06:14,071
Especially after dawn.
1430
01:06:14,946 --> 01:06:16,811
It'd kill you to give me a straight answer?
1431
01:06:17,448 --> 01:06:19,348
You know, you're kind of a dick.
1432
01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:22,479
Hey, everybody, you ready to jam?
1433
01:06:22,587 --> 01:06:23,918
All right.
1434
01:06:24,122 --> 01:06:26,989
Ladies and gentlemen,
help me welcome to the stage
1435
01:06:27,191 --> 01:06:29,022
Nick Webber!
1436
01:06:30,128 --> 01:06:31,254
Hi.
1437
01:06:32,430 --> 01:06:34,057
It's been a long time.
1438
01:06:39,304 --> 01:06:41,864
No, I'm never gonna dance again
1439
01:06:42,073 --> 01:06:45,406
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
1440
01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:56,713
Jessie is a friend
1441
01:06:58,089 --> 01:07:01,217
Yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine
1442
01:07:01,926 --> 01:07:05,157
But lately something's changed
It ain't hard to define
1443
01:07:05,363 --> 01:07:08,696
Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine
1444
01:07:11,469 --> 01:07:13,562
These guys are dangerous.
Look at this stuff.
1445
01:07:13,771 --> 01:07:15,671
Blaine, it looks
like a skinny soda can.
1446
01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:19,240
No, a soda-can bomb!
This stuff's straight out of Moscow.
1447
01:07:19,444 --> 01:07:21,002
Let's go kick that Commie's ass!
1448
01:07:21,646 --> 01:07:22,635
Chaz.
1449
01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:25,238
Shouldn't we call the cops
or the FBI or something?
1450
01:07:25,717 --> 01:07:28,686
No, we're gonna handle this internally.
1451
01:07:38,296 --> 01:07:39,422
I wish that I had
1452
01:07:39,530 --> 01:07:41,157
Jessie's girl
1453
01:07:41,532 --> 01:07:42,794
I wish that I had
1454
01:07:42,900 --> 01:07:44,561
Jessie's girl
1455
01:07:49,474 --> 01:07:53,877
Yeah
1456
01:07:59,183 --> 01:08:01,879
This song is from the future,
but since you've been good,
1457
01:08:02,086 --> 01:08:03,348
you get it early.
1458
01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:05,081
Just like we rehearsed.
1459
01:08:06,357 --> 01:08:09,121
Let's get it started
1460
01:08:09,327 --> 01:08:11,352
in here
1461
01:08:14,866 --> 01:08:17,494
And the bass keep runnin'runnin'
And runnin'runnin'
1462
01:08:17,702 --> 01:08:20,000
And runnin'runnin'
And runnin'runnin'
1463
01:08:20,104 --> 01:08:22,197
And runnin'runnin'
And runnin'runnin'
1464
01:08:22,306 --> 01:08:24,774
And runnin'runnin'
And runnin'runnin'
1465
01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:27,103
In this context
There's no disrespect
1466
01:08:27,311 --> 01:08:29,336
So when I bust my rhyme
You break your necks
1467
01:08:29,547 --> 01:08:31,572
We got five minutes
For us to disconnect
1468
01:08:31,783 --> 01:08:33,808
From all intellect
Collect the rhythm effect
1469
01:08:34,018 --> 01:08:36,486
So lose your inhibition
Follow your intuition
1470
01:08:36,687 --> 01:08:38,678
Free your inner soul
And break away from tradition
1471
01:08:38,890 --> 01:08:40,755
'Cause when we beat out
Girl, it's putting heat out
1472
01:08:40,858 --> 01:08:43,292
You wouldn't believe
How we wow shit out
1473
01:08:43,394 --> 01:08:45,385
Burn it till it's burned out
Turn it till it's turned out
1474
01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:47,862
Act up from north, west, east, south
1475
01:08:48,065 --> 01:08:51,501
Everybody, everybody
Let's get into it
1476
01:08:51,702 --> 01:08:53,795
Get stupid
Get it started
1477
01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:55,802
Get it started
Get it started
1478
01:08:56,007 --> 01:09:00,671
Let's get it started
Let's get it started in here
1479
01:09:00,778 --> 01:09:04,714
Let's get it started
Let's get it started in here
1480
01:09:06,551 --> 01:09:09,645
Everybody, everybody
Let's get into it
1481
01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:11,719
Get stupid
Get it started
1482
01:09:11,923 --> 01:09:15,757
Get it started, get it started
Let's get it started
1483
01:09:15,860 --> 01:09:17,828
Hey, where's the Kodiak Club?
1484
01:09:17,929 --> 01:09:19,157
Down the street, dude.
1485
01:09:19,363 --> 01:09:21,126
Okay. Okay, thank you.
1486
01:09:21,332 --> 01:09:24,096
Listen, me and my boys
got some shit-kicking to do.
1487
01:09:24,435 --> 01:09:25,766
But this
1488
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,200
ain't over.
1489
01:09:30,942 --> 01:09:32,307
Get out of my way, stool.
1490
01:09:33,478 --> 01:09:35,742
Transmit hits with no delusion
1491
01:09:35,847 --> 01:09:38,475
The feeling's irresistible
And that's how we moving
1492
01:09:38,683 --> 01:09:40,446
Everybody
Everybody
1493
01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:41,779
Let's get into it
1494
01:09:41,886 --> 01:09:42,978
That's my boy, right there.
1495
01:09:43,187 --> 01:09:44,848
- The singer?
- Yeah.
1496
01:09:45,056 --> 01:09:47,320
Let's get it started
1497
01:09:47,525 --> 01:09:50,392
I'll be back. My friends are over there.
I'll come right back.
1498
01:09:51,062 --> 01:09:53,053
Lose control
Of body and soul
1499
01:09:53,164 --> 01:09:55,655
Don't move too fast, people
Just take it slow
1500
01:09:55,766 --> 01:09:58,064
I'm caught right in the middle
of a thing right now,
1501
01:09:58,269 --> 01:09:59,896
but can I text you later?
1502
01:10:00,104 --> 01:10:01,537
- Can you what?
- Are you online at all?
1503
01:10:01,739 --> 01:10:03,206
I have no idea what you're saying.
1504
01:10:03,407 --> 01:10:04,601
How do I get a hold of you?
1505
01:10:04,709 --> 01:10:06,643
You come find me.
1506
01:10:06,744 --> 01:10:07,870
That just sounds
1507
01:10:08,846 --> 01:10:09,835
exhausting.
1508
01:10:10,414 --> 01:10:11,438
With no delusion
1509
01:10:11,549 --> 01:10:13,676
The feeling's irresistible
And that's how we moving
1510
01:10:13,784 --> 01:10:15,718
There he is. Where are your boys?
1511
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:17,410
I thought they were gonna hold your sack.
1512
01:10:17,822 --> 01:10:19,346
Let's kick his ass, Blaine.
1513
01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:23,356
Where are my fucking friends?
1514
01:10:23,661 --> 01:10:25,094
Whoo-hoo!
Let's get
1515
01:10:25,296 --> 01:10:26,957
Whoo-hoo!
In here
1516
01:10:27,164 --> 01:10:29,064
Let's get
Whoo-hoo!
1517
01:10:29,267 --> 01:10:30,894
While I get
Whoo-hoo!
1518
01:10:31,702 --> 01:10:33,567
- You like that song?
- Yeah, it's great.
1519
01:10:33,671 --> 01:10:34,729
It's gonna be a hit.
1520
01:10:42,380 --> 01:10:44,507
And runnin'runnin'
And runnin'runnin'
1521
01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:46,242
And runnin'runnin'
And runnin'runnin'
1522
01:10:51,556 --> 01:10:53,922
Thank you. Thank you.
1523
01:10:55,626 --> 01:10:56,854
Yes.
1524
01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:58,360
That was sweet.
1525
01:10:58,496 --> 01:11:00,225
All right. All right, man.
1526
01:11:01,999 --> 01:11:03,899
Good to have you back,
see you back up there, man.
1527
01:11:04,001 --> 01:11:06,094
Hey, it's coming back.
I should have done this years ago.
1528
01:11:06,203 --> 01:11:09,070
- Guys. Adam. Guys!
- About time.
1529
01:11:09,173 --> 01:11:11,073
Did you see him?
Did you see him rock out?
1530
01:11:11,175 --> 01:11:13,700
Shut up! Okay, we gotta find
the Chernobly to get out of here.
1531
01:11:13,911 --> 01:11:16,004
- Chernobly? Why?
- I don't know, exactly.
1532
01:11:16,213 --> 01:11:19,910
But the repairman said
it's got nitro-trainium...
1533
01:11:20,117 --> 01:11:21,482
- Nitratrinanium.
- Thank you.
1534
01:11:21,586 --> 01:11:24,146
Or some shit in it
that'll fix the time machine.
1535
01:11:24,355 --> 01:11:26,152
- That makes sense.
- Where's Lou?
1536
01:11:26,357 --> 01:11:28,325
Where is... What time is it?
1537
01:11:29,026 --> 01:11:32,120
Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Shit!
1538
01:11:34,865 --> 01:11:35,889
Lou!
1539
01:11:37,535 --> 01:11:39,196
- Where is he?
- Fuck.
1540
01:11:40,972 --> 01:11:43,440
Oh, my God! We missed it again!
1541
01:11:44,575 --> 01:11:46,566
Well, where do you think he went?
1542
01:11:48,079 --> 01:11:49,842
Same place as last time?
1543
01:11:51,315 --> 01:11:55,012
Keeps me together at the seams
1544
01:11:55,219 --> 01:11:57,813
I'm on my way
1545
01:11:58,422 --> 01:11:59,980
Shut up, you flamer!
1546
01:12:00,691 --> 01:12:03,524
I'm on my way
1547
01:12:04,428 --> 01:12:06,726
Hey, go home! Loser!
1548
01:12:06,931 --> 01:12:08,796
Hey, John Lennon gets shot!
1549
01:12:09,433 --> 01:12:10,900
Wait, did that already happen?
1550
01:12:13,337 --> 01:12:14,463
Lou!
1551
01:12:15,873 --> 01:12:17,067
Whoo!
1552
01:12:18,009 --> 01:12:22,412
They made it, everybody!
Best friends in the world!
1553
01:12:22,613 --> 01:12:23,944
Almost just in time!
1554
01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:27,013
My buddies.
1555
01:12:27,218 --> 01:12:30,312
Fucking Chimney Point, right? Here we are.
1556
01:12:30,521 --> 01:12:32,751
Bottle of scotch, end of the night.
1557
01:12:34,458 --> 01:12:35,789
Where were you?
1558
01:12:36,127 --> 01:12:37,719
We were just... We came...
1559
01:12:37,828 --> 01:12:39,591
Not tonight. Every fucking night.
1560
01:12:40,097 --> 01:12:43,225
Huh? What happened?
We were gonna do shit together, man.
1561
01:12:43,334 --> 01:12:46,030
We were gonna conquer the fucking world.
Me and you.
1562
01:12:46,237 --> 01:12:47,704
And then you cut me off.
1563
01:12:47,905 --> 01:12:48,929
What was I gonna do, man?
1564
01:12:49,140 --> 01:12:51,768
I was gonna let you
drag me down into your bullshit, Lou?
1565
01:12:51,976 --> 01:12:54,035
Yeah. Yes, because that's what friends do.
1566
01:12:54,145 --> 01:12:55,442
No, they don't, man!
1567
01:12:55,646 --> 01:12:57,273
Because then there's two people
stuck in the bullshit
1568
01:12:57,381 --> 01:12:58,541
instead of your sorry ass.
1569
01:12:58,649 --> 01:13:02,779
You should stick by your friends
through thick and thin!
1570
01:13:06,390 --> 01:13:09,450
Okay, great. I got two things to say to you.
1571
01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:11,189
- Okay.
- Okay?
1572
01:13:11,562 --> 01:13:13,962
Number one, I hate you.
1573
01:13:14,598 --> 01:13:17,032
- Got it.
- Our friendship means nothing.
1574
01:13:18,302 --> 01:13:19,769
All right, is that the first thing
or the second thing?
1575
01:13:19,870 --> 01:13:22,270
What? No, clearly that's still part
of the first thing.
1576
01:13:22,473 --> 01:13:23,804
- I mean, am I the asshole?
- Did you get that?
1577
01:13:23,908 --> 01:13:25,535
- No, I didn't get it. I thought...
- He didn't get it.
1578
01:13:25,643 --> 01:13:26,871
He said A and B...
1579
01:13:26,977 --> 01:13:29,207
Let's agree to disagree
about the "first" thing.
1580
01:13:29,413 --> 01:13:32,678
Lou, where is the Chernobly?
We need it to get back.
1581
01:13:32,883 --> 01:13:34,748
"Where's the Chernobly at, Lou?"
1582
01:13:34,852 --> 01:13:36,752
That's all you ever fucking care about.
1583
01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:38,285
It's the first time he mentioned it.
1584
01:13:38,489 --> 01:13:40,081
Yeah, and even if we had
mentioned it before,
1585
01:13:40,191 --> 01:13:42,887
it's kind of a fucking big deal, okay?
I wanna go home.
1586
01:13:43,094 --> 01:13:44,459
Come on, Lou.
Let's talk about this inside.
1587
01:13:44,562 --> 01:13:47,326
- You got no shoes on. It's cold out.
- Who took my fucking shoe?
1588
01:13:47,431 --> 01:13:49,865
Blaine apparently beat your shoe
off of you,
1589
01:13:49,967 --> 01:13:51,901
which I don't even know how
that could fucking happen.
1590
01:13:52,002 --> 01:13:55,529
Okay, fuck it!
Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!
1591
01:13:56,073 --> 01:13:58,371
- Easy, man.
- Whoa, Lou!
1592
01:14:03,581 --> 01:14:04,707
I got you.
1593
01:14:04,915 --> 01:14:06,143
Oh, my God!
1594
01:14:06,350 --> 01:14:07,408
- Is Lou dead?
- Shit!
1595
01:14:07,618 --> 01:14:09,051
There he is.
1596
01:14:10,454 --> 01:14:11,478
I can't hold on.
1597
01:14:11,689 --> 01:14:13,657
- Yes, you can!
- Yes, you can hang on!
1598
01:14:13,858 --> 01:14:15,291
- I'm slipping.
- No, hold on.
1599
01:14:15,626 --> 01:14:17,594
No, Nick. Hold on. Guys!
1600
01:14:20,765 --> 01:14:22,596
Phil! Phil!
1601
01:14:23,934 --> 01:14:25,367
Oh, fuck!
1602
01:14:25,469 --> 01:14:28,267
We're dead! This is how it happens!
This is how he loses it!
1603
01:14:28,472 --> 01:14:29,598
Fuck it!
1604
01:14:29,807 --> 01:14:31,866
Fuck it, we're dead men! Just let me go.
1605
01:14:32,076 --> 01:14:33,600
Lou, be positive.
1606
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:37,741
The roof is scraping my nut!
1607
01:14:37,948 --> 01:14:39,609
Damn, you strong.
1608
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:44,582
All right.
1609
01:14:44,789 --> 01:14:47,622
You're all right?
I'm glad you guys are all right.
1610
01:14:49,260 --> 01:14:50,727
My fault.
1611
01:14:50,928 --> 01:14:52,759
Why do you do shit like that?
1612
01:14:52,963 --> 01:14:54,794
- I'm sorry! Jesus!
- Thank you, Phil.
1613
01:14:55,432 --> 01:14:57,832
All right,
here's the second fucking thing, okay?
1614
01:14:58,035 --> 01:14:59,468
Blaine's got the Chernobly.
1615
01:14:59,670 --> 01:15:01,900
Let's just get it from him,
so we can get back to the present
1616
01:15:02,106 --> 01:15:04,097
so I can start never seeing
you bitches again.
1617
01:15:06,844 --> 01:15:08,175
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Hey.
1618
01:15:08,279 --> 01:15:09,746
I was looking for you. Where'd you go?
1619
01:15:09,847 --> 01:15:12,577
I had to go...
My friend got in trouble, but I had to...
1620
01:15:12,783 --> 01:15:13,943
I'm leaving right now.
1621
01:15:14,151 --> 01:15:15,243
You're leaving right now?
1622
01:15:15,352 --> 01:15:16,580
- Yeah.
- That's not good.
1623
01:15:16,687 --> 01:15:18,348
I told you, I had two hours. I gotta go.
1624
01:15:19,523 --> 01:15:22,788
Uncle Adam, come on!
Who the fuck is that chick?
1625
01:15:22,993 --> 01:15:24,051
Do you wanna come with me?
1626
01:15:24,161 --> 01:15:25,185
- Get her fax number and let's go.
- Come on.
1627
01:15:25,296 --> 01:15:26,661
- I can't.
- Yes, you can.
1628
01:15:26,764 --> 01:15:28,959
You can do whatever you want, man.
It's your life.
1629
01:15:29,066 --> 01:15:31,534
- I want to.
- Good. Then come on.
1630
01:15:31,635 --> 01:15:34,604
But I can't because my friends need me
and I gotta show up for them,
1631
01:15:35,706 --> 01:15:37,105
so I really can't.
1632
01:15:37,308 --> 01:15:38,536
Okay.
1633
01:15:39,844 --> 01:15:42,244
So what are we... I mean, do we...
1634
01:15:42,713 --> 01:15:44,044
- What happens?
- I don't know.
1635
01:15:44,248 --> 01:15:45,715
I'm not really making any plans.
1636
01:15:45,916 --> 01:15:48,180
I'm just sort of letting
the universe surprise me, right?
1637
01:15:48,385 --> 01:15:50,615
I like that. I like that a lot.
That's the sign of a happy man.
1638
01:15:50,821 --> 01:15:51,981
April, let's go!
1639
01:15:52,089 --> 01:15:53,249
Shit.
1640
01:15:55,759 --> 01:15:58,728
Maybe the universe
will bring us together again.
1641
01:15:58,963 --> 01:16:00,157
I hope.
1642
01:16:07,671 --> 01:16:09,298
Casanova, let's do this!
1643
01:16:18,749 --> 01:16:20,478
Just turn it around
and keep it running, okay?
1644
01:16:20,684 --> 01:16:22,049
Yeah, sure thing.
1645
01:16:23,153 --> 01:16:24,848
Okay. You go this way, I'll go this way?
1646
01:16:25,055 --> 01:16:26,386
No, I'm gonna do the opposite
of everything you say.
1647
01:16:26,590 --> 01:16:27,557
Great.
1648
01:16:29,927 --> 01:16:31,895
Wonder which one's Blaine's room.
1649
01:16:35,432 --> 01:16:36,626
Housekeeping.
1650
01:16:43,841 --> 01:16:45,331
Go, go, go.
1651
01:16:58,188 --> 01:17:00,315
Let's try in here. Where is it?
1652
01:17:01,859 --> 01:17:03,850
Come on! Come on, come on.
1653
01:17:08,299 --> 01:17:10,028
Panties, panties, panties!
1654
01:17:10,901 --> 01:17:12,232
What the fuck are you doing?
1655
01:17:12,436 --> 01:17:16,236
Why don't you shut your slut mouth
and mind your own fucking business?
1656
01:17:16,807 --> 01:17:18,274
You disgust me.
1657
01:17:23,948 --> 01:17:26,416
I love how much you hate you.
1658
01:17:29,086 --> 01:17:30,144
Thank you.
1659
01:17:35,092 --> 01:17:36,354
- They're here, come on.
- Fuck!
1660
01:17:36,460 --> 01:17:38,257
"Fuck" as in, "The Chernobly's here
and we're all good"?
1661
01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:40,193
No, "fuck" as in, "fuck!"
1662
01:17:40,397 --> 01:17:41,455
Where's Nick?
1663
01:17:41,565 --> 01:17:44,056
Admit it!
You sucked his balls, you licked his booty,
1664
01:17:44,168 --> 01:17:45,897
you sucked his toes.
1665
01:17:46,103 --> 01:17:47,365
Was his dick bigger than mine?
1666
01:17:47,471 --> 01:17:49,371
You wore the heels, didn't you?
1667
01:17:49,573 --> 01:17:50,597
Admit it, bitch!
1668
01:17:51,475 --> 01:17:53,033
There's gonna be some changes, all right?
1669
01:17:53,243 --> 01:17:55,040
First, I'm dropping "Agnew"
from my name.
1670
01:17:55,145 --> 01:17:56,169
No more hyphenate.
1671
01:17:56,280 --> 01:18:00,512
Next, I'm getting back on stage.
I'm going back to music because I jam.
1672
01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:02,015
But you wouldn't know nothing about that
1673
01:18:02,119 --> 01:18:04,815
because you're probably somewhere
sucking a motherfucker's dick!
1674
01:18:05,456 --> 01:18:06,480
Excuse me?
1675
01:18:07,624 --> 01:18:10,752
Hang up the phone, Jerry.
This shit don't concern you.
1676
01:18:11,095 --> 01:18:12,084
How do you know my name?
1677
01:18:12,196 --> 01:18:15,597
Hang up the phone, motherfucker!
This is between me and my wife!
1678
01:18:16,433 --> 01:18:18,401
Hey! Give me that phone!
1679
01:18:18,502 --> 01:18:19,833
Give him the phone, Nick.
1680
01:18:20,037 --> 01:18:22,130
I know what I'm doing.
I know what I'm doing!
1681
01:18:22,339 --> 01:18:24,739
No, you don't, man.
Let it go! Let it go, man.
1682
01:18:25,309 --> 01:18:28,107
Wrong number.
But you're a bad girl and you hurt him.
1683
01:18:29,213 --> 01:18:31,545
Were you just yelling
at your 9-year-old wife?
1684
01:18:32,750 --> 01:18:33,717
Yes.
1685
01:18:35,486 --> 01:18:37,784
God damn it. I'm gonna
go nuclear on these guys.
1686
01:18:37,988 --> 01:18:39,216
They couldn't have gone far, man.
1687
01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:43,753
Lou! Come on, we gotta go.
1688
01:18:44,661 --> 01:18:46,492
- Hey.
- Hey.
1689
01:18:46,930 --> 01:18:48,056
Mom?
1690
01:18:48,165 --> 01:18:49,257
Hey, did you find the Chernobly?
1691
01:18:49,466 --> 01:18:50,558
You motherfucker!
1692
01:18:52,469 --> 01:18:54,266
- Where did he go?
- Jacob?
1693
01:18:54,371 --> 01:18:56,236
- What the fuck?
- What's happened?
1694
01:18:59,143 --> 01:19:01,168
Oh, my God. I get it.
1695
01:19:02,579 --> 01:19:04,706
- I'm his father.
- What?
1696
01:19:08,318 --> 01:19:09,683
Wait, so what do we do?
1697
01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:10,811
Oh, my God.
1698
01:19:12,890 --> 01:19:13,982
Hit that.
1699
01:19:16,293 --> 01:19:17,783
You finish this.
1700
01:19:19,096 --> 01:19:20,154
Okay.
1701
01:19:20,497 --> 01:19:24,297
Lay down.
We got a stupid baby to make right now.
1702
01:19:25,302 --> 01:19:26,997
I'm back inside of you.
1703
01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:31,138
I can't believe I'm fucking Adam's sister!
1704
01:19:31,341 --> 01:19:34,139
I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
1705
01:19:34,945 --> 01:19:37,743
It's gonna take me a while
'cause I'm a little drunk.
1706
01:19:37,948 --> 01:19:39,245
Oh, no, it's not. Here I come.
1707
01:19:39,450 --> 01:19:42,317
Oh, my God, I'm gonna come! I'm gonna...
1708
01:19:42,519 --> 01:19:44,919
Oh, Shia LaBeouf!
1709
01:19:45,122 --> 01:19:47,022
Dropping loads!
1710
01:19:47,858 --> 01:19:52,090
So much fucking semen.
Little tiny Jacobs!
1711
01:19:55,532 --> 01:19:57,796
There's my boy.
1712
01:19:58,035 --> 01:20:00,629
It was so beautiful. You sack of shit!
1713
01:20:03,173 --> 01:20:05,300
I knew there was a reason
I fucking hated you.
1714
01:20:05,509 --> 01:20:06,601
And now I know why.
1715
01:20:06,710 --> 01:20:09,907
I'm gonna tell everybody in prison
that I traveled back in time
1716
01:20:10,114 --> 01:20:11,581
to kill my own father!
1717
01:20:11,782 --> 01:20:13,511
- Jacob, get off him. Come on!
- Time out, young man.
1718
01:20:13,717 --> 01:20:16,413
Get the fuck off of me!
You're a fucking dead man!
1719
01:20:16,620 --> 01:20:19,180
- Jacob!
- Nobody fucks my mother in the past!
1720
01:20:19,389 --> 01:20:20,947
I feel pregnant.
1721
01:20:22,292 --> 01:20:23,782
You're welcome.
1722
01:20:32,035 --> 01:20:33,366
You Commies looking for this?
1723
01:20:33,570 --> 01:20:34,764
- Yes, actually.
- Yes, we are.
1724
01:20:34,872 --> 01:20:36,100
That's what we're looking for.
1725
01:20:36,206 --> 01:20:37,332
You think we could get that back?
1726
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:38,803
No, you may not.
1727
01:20:39,009 --> 01:20:41,739
But bad news for you, sport. I'm a patriot.
1728
01:20:41,945 --> 01:20:43,970
And I'm not about to let some
Ruskie fucks come into my town
1729
01:20:44,181 --> 01:20:46,649
and blow shit up with some
red-soda-can bomb.
1730
01:20:46,850 --> 01:20:48,317
Just give it to us, turtleneck.
1731
01:20:48,519 --> 01:20:50,919
Yeah, okay, you can have it back.
1732
01:20:51,121 --> 01:20:54,056
As long as that sack over there
comes and takes it from me.
1733
01:20:55,259 --> 01:20:56,817
- I think he's talking about you.
- He's talking about you.
1734
01:20:56,927 --> 01:20:58,394
He's obviously talking about me.
1735
01:21:01,832 --> 01:21:03,129
Blaine, hello.
1736
01:21:03,700 --> 01:21:04,758
Um...
1737
01:21:05,102 --> 01:21:07,002
Can I please get the soda back?
1738
01:21:07,204 --> 01:21:08,432
Yeah, sure you can.
1739
01:21:09,439 --> 01:21:10,428
Oh.
1740
01:21:10,541 --> 01:21:11,735
Okay.
1741
01:21:14,044 --> 01:21:15,671
Fuck me in the face.
1742
01:21:15,779 --> 01:21:17,440
Get him a body bag, Blaine!
1743
01:21:17,848 --> 01:21:19,042
Give us a minute, okay?
1744
01:21:19,149 --> 01:21:20,173
Listen to me, man.
1745
01:21:20,651 --> 01:21:25,247
That guy, that guy has pummeled you
again and again.
1746
01:21:25,455 --> 01:21:26,786
He made you his little bitch.
1747
01:21:26,990 --> 01:21:29,481
He's humiliated you, emasculated you.
1748
01:21:29,693 --> 01:21:33,151
The wheel of fate has stopped
and dumped you here again,
1749
01:21:33,263 --> 01:21:34,525
utterly defeated.
1750
01:21:34,731 --> 01:21:36,631
None of this is helping me at all.
1751
01:21:36,833 --> 01:21:38,130
I know, it's coming. It's coming right now.
1752
01:21:38,335 --> 01:21:39,427
Patience.
1753
01:21:39,536 --> 01:21:41,265
Maybe you're supposed to do
something different.
1754
01:21:41,371 --> 01:21:43,635
What is this, girl talk?
Let's go here, come on.
1755
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:45,034
You're better than him.
1756
01:21:45,242 --> 01:21:46,368
America!
1757
01:21:46,577 --> 01:21:48,602
Maybe not by a lot, but a little.
1758
01:21:48,812 --> 01:21:51,280
You're the patron saint
of the totally fucked.
1759
01:21:51,481 --> 01:21:54,973
You're completely toxic.
There's nothing you can't kill.
1760
01:21:55,185 --> 01:21:56,743
You're the fucking Violator!
1761
01:21:56,954 --> 01:21:58,478
The moment's over. Let's go!
1762
01:21:58,689 --> 01:22:01,954
You can do this!
You can get us the fuck out of here!
1763
01:22:02,159 --> 01:22:03,626
You can be the hero!
1764
01:22:03,827 --> 01:22:05,488
Enrique-fucking-Iglesias.
1765
01:22:05,696 --> 01:22:06,788
You love that song, don't you?
1766
01:22:06,897 --> 01:22:08,626
I love that fucking song!
1767
01:22:08,832 --> 01:22:10,663
Give me your best shot. Come on, buddy.
1768
01:22:12,069 --> 01:22:14,936
I can be your hero, baby
1769
01:22:17,808 --> 01:22:21,244
I can kiss away the pain
1770
01:22:23,947 --> 01:22:27,713
I will stand by you forever
1771
01:22:29,620 --> 01:22:34,250
You can take my breath away
1772
01:22:35,192 --> 01:22:36,625
Shit.
1773
01:22:36,727 --> 01:22:40,128
God damn it!
None of what you said worked at all.
1774
01:22:41,064 --> 01:22:42,964
Let's kick these guys' ass,
get the shit and go home.
1775
01:22:43,166 --> 01:22:44,133
Done.
1776
01:22:44,234 --> 01:22:45,496
No, no!
1777
01:22:53,610 --> 01:22:56,078
Fuck you! Feels so good!
1778
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:57,440
The Chernobly.
1779
01:23:07,991 --> 01:23:09,390
Martina Navratilova.
1780
01:23:09,593 --> 01:23:10,890
Smirnoff Ice.
1781
01:23:13,230 --> 01:23:15,164
That's right, we are Russians! Spies.
1782
01:23:16,066 --> 01:23:17,624
Yeah, because I was just speaking Russian.
1783
01:23:17,734 --> 01:23:20,396
He pulls that top,
and this whole fucking place blows.
1784
01:23:20,604 --> 01:23:24,335
You guys count backwards from 50,
then pull up the carpet and jump around.
1785
01:23:24,541 --> 01:23:26,065
Or I'll fuck you up.
1786
01:23:30,296 --> 01:23:33,129
Hi, Phil.
Can we go back to the hotel, lodge?
1787
01:23:33,332 --> 01:23:34,959
- Sure.
- Thank you so much.
1788
01:23:37,103 --> 01:23:41,699
- Five, four, three...
- Blaine, please stop counting.
1789
01:23:41,807 --> 01:23:44,901
Chaz, this is an Acorn 5 situation.
1790
01:23:45,010 --> 01:23:47,376
If we stop counting,
they're gonna blow us sky-high.
1791
01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:50,278
Look, if it is a bomb,
they've got it with them, all right?
1792
01:23:50,382 --> 01:23:51,610
If anyone's gonna blow up, it's them.
1793
01:23:51,717 --> 01:23:53,150
Chaz, stop!
1794
01:23:54,854 --> 01:23:56,321
How long did our talking just take?
1795
01:23:56,422 --> 01:23:57,650
I don't know.
I wasn't keeping track.
1796
01:23:57,756 --> 01:24:00,748
Fuck it, let's risk it! Move out!
1797
01:24:01,327 --> 01:24:03,852
Now that you're with me,
you gotta cover up your belly.
1798
01:24:03,963 --> 01:24:05,157
Let's get the fuck out of here.
1799
01:24:05,264 --> 01:24:07,129
What are you talking about?
We only had sex once.
1800
01:24:07,233 --> 01:24:09,394
Let's go. Come on.
Kelly, you can talk about it later.
1801
01:24:09,602 --> 01:24:11,729
- You guys are all right?
- Thank you, Phil. Enjoyed it.
1802
01:24:11,837 --> 01:24:13,998
Have a good rest of your vacation.
1803
01:24:14,206 --> 01:24:17,835
We'd love to have you come back here
to the Silver Peaks Lodge.
1804
01:24:18,210 --> 01:24:20,075
- Thanks. Bye-bye.
- Thanks, Phil. Take care.
1805
01:24:20,279 --> 01:24:21,303
Be careful.
1806
01:24:21,514 --> 01:24:22,481
Hey, watch out!
1807
01:24:24,950 --> 01:24:27,418
God, you guys see that?
1808
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:29,078
Come on, man!
1809
01:24:29,188 --> 01:24:30,917
Why would you fucking
take that from me?
1810
01:24:31,090 --> 01:24:32,717
I didn't take it from you.
1811
01:24:32,925 --> 01:24:34,222
You guys...
1812
01:24:35,194 --> 01:24:36,661
Oh, my God!
1813
01:24:36,762 --> 01:24:39,560
It happened! It happened!
1814
01:24:43,769 --> 01:24:46,829
Why the fuck are you laughing? Gross!
1815
01:24:49,708 --> 01:24:51,869
Man down, man down! Code 11.
1816
01:24:52,077 --> 01:24:54,841
All right,
everybody grab your gear, we gotta move!
1817
01:24:56,282 --> 01:24:57,374
Later, Kelly.
1818
01:24:59,102 --> 01:25:01,070
Bye, Mom. Love you. Don't do drugs, okay?
1819
01:25:01,270 --> 01:25:02,464
Hey, bye.
1820
01:25:03,772 --> 01:25:04,796
Aren't you coming to my room with me?
1821
01:25:05,007 --> 01:25:07,874
No, I gotta take my clothes off
and get in a hot tub with these guys.
1822
01:25:08,344 --> 01:25:09,572
Then I'm totally over you.
1823
01:25:09,678 --> 01:25:11,646
Kelly, listen. It's
been an interesting trip.
1824
01:25:11,747 --> 01:25:13,612
You're my sister and I love you.
1825
01:25:14,383 --> 01:25:15,975
I love you, too.
1826
01:25:16,185 --> 01:25:18,483
And don't steal that
Caboodle makeup thing from JCPenney
1827
01:25:18,587 --> 01:25:19,884
and you won't do any hard time.
1828
01:25:20,089 --> 01:25:21,647
I'll see you in 20 years.
1829
01:25:21,857 --> 01:25:24,519
Uh. You're giving me a ride
in the morning, right?
1830
01:25:27,529 --> 01:25:28,860
Hallelujah!
1831
01:25:30,099 --> 01:25:31,566
Cannonball!
1832
01:25:34,203 --> 01:25:36,330
Yeah! Let's get this party started!
1833
01:25:36,839 --> 01:25:38,238
Young blood.
1834
01:25:42,211 --> 01:25:43,178
Holy shit!
1835
01:25:43,279 --> 01:25:44,405
Hey, look, it's happening.
1836
01:25:44,847 --> 01:25:46,280
Here it comes!
1837
01:25:48,884 --> 01:25:51,216
Hurry up. I can see the '90s.
1838
01:25:51,420 --> 01:25:53,251
Why are you taking off your clothes?
1839
01:25:53,455 --> 01:25:55,719
I don't know, man.
It just feels right, you know?
1840
01:25:55,891 --> 01:25:56,949
Fuck it.
1841
01:25:57,059 --> 01:26:00,620
Adam! Adam! I'm not gonna go!
1842
01:26:01,563 --> 01:26:03,292
- What?
- I'm gonna stay!
1843
01:26:03,499 --> 01:26:05,433
Don't fuck around, Lou. Let's go!
1844
01:26:06,135 --> 01:26:07,796
I'm good here, man.
1845
01:26:08,003 --> 01:26:11,268
I had a good day!
I beat the shit out of that guy, finally!
1846
01:26:11,941 --> 01:26:13,238
I fucked your sister!
1847
01:26:13,776 --> 01:26:15,403
I could be a good dad!
1848
01:26:15,611 --> 01:26:17,306
I love you, Jacob!
1849
01:26:17,513 --> 01:26:18,810
Fuck you!
1850
01:26:20,182 --> 01:26:23,413
Little scamp.
They say the damndest things, man.
1851
01:26:23,619 --> 01:26:26,486
Come on, Lou, let's go!
We'll talk about it when we get home!
1852
01:26:26,889 --> 01:26:29,153
I was trying to kill myself!
1853
01:26:31,827 --> 01:26:33,886
I know, man. That's why we came here!
1854
01:26:34,096 --> 01:26:38,624
If I go back, I'm just gonna
kill myself all over again, man.
1855
01:26:39,101 --> 01:26:40,932
- I can't.
- You're gonna stay?
1856
01:26:41,337 --> 01:26:42,736
Guys, let's go.
1857
01:26:42,838 --> 01:26:44,499
All right, well, if you're gonna stay,
I'm gonna stay!
1858
01:26:44,606 --> 01:26:46,096
You'd really do that for me?
1859
01:26:46,208 --> 01:26:48,802
We're best friends!
If you're staying, I'm staying!
1860
01:26:49,011 --> 01:26:50,774
Your bullshit's my bullshit, right?
1861
01:26:51,347 --> 01:26:52,575
I'm your best friend?
1862
01:26:53,015 --> 01:26:54,949
You are one of my best friends!
1863
01:26:55,050 --> 01:26:57,382
- I'll take that!
- Where you going on me?
1864
01:26:57,486 --> 01:26:58,544
Thank you!
1865
01:26:58,654 --> 01:26:59,814
Oh, my God!
1866
01:27:00,489 --> 01:27:02,320
All right, man. Come on!
1867
01:27:45,934 --> 01:27:47,333
Holy shit.
1868
01:27:47,870 --> 01:27:50,395
This better be the last time
my ass travels through time.
1869
01:28:12,194 --> 01:28:13,218
Oh...
1870
01:28:13,962 --> 01:28:16,089
It is so good to see you.
1871
01:28:18,467 --> 01:28:19,729
Are we rolling?
1872
01:28:20,669 --> 01:28:22,864
Welcome back, bitches!
1873
01:28:23,038 --> 01:28:24,198
Is that Lou?
1874
01:28:24,406 --> 01:28:26,601
What took you so long?
All right, zoom out.
1875
01:28:26,875 --> 01:28:28,274
Yeah, that's a weird hair choice.
1876
01:28:28,477 --> 01:28:31,002
Uh-oh. Look what Daddy did.
1877
01:28:31,313 --> 01:28:32,371
He looks like a lion.
1878
01:28:33,582 --> 01:28:35,607
Oh, hi. Didn't see you there.
1879
01:28:36,552 --> 01:28:37,541
Here's a question.
1880
01:28:37,653 --> 01:28:40,645
Was it morally wrong for me to exploit
my knowledge of the future
1881
01:28:40,756 --> 01:28:42,553
for personal financial gain?
1882
01:28:42,724 --> 01:28:44,021
Perhaps.
1883
01:28:44,126 --> 01:28:45,525
Here's another question.
1884
01:28:45,627 --> 01:28:46,958
Do I give a fuck?
1885
01:28:47,162 --> 01:28:48,288
That's my father.
1886
01:28:48,397 --> 01:28:50,365
Hey, check out my girl.
1887
01:28:50,566 --> 01:28:52,295
You burned the fucking crab cakes again.
1888
01:28:52,601 --> 01:28:55,934
No, I didn't burn them
because I like them that way!
1889
01:28:56,138 --> 01:28:57,969
I fucking hate you, Louis.
1890
01:28:58,073 --> 01:28:59,370
I hate you, too, baby.
1891
01:29:00,242 --> 01:29:01,732
I love that woman, man.
1892
01:29:01,944 --> 01:29:03,468
Those are my parents.
1893
01:29:03,679 --> 01:29:05,237
But seriously, a lot has changed.
1894
01:29:05,447 --> 01:29:09,281
So, whatever happens, stay the fuck calm.
1895
01:29:10,252 --> 01:29:11,412
It'll all make sense soon.
1896
01:29:21,663 --> 01:29:22,755
Good morning.
1897
01:29:22,865 --> 01:29:24,992
Holy shit, Phil, you got both your arms.
1898
01:29:25,100 --> 01:29:26,829
Oh. Yeah, I do.
1899
01:29:27,035 --> 01:29:28,161
That's incredible.
1900
01:29:28,270 --> 01:29:31,569
Yeah, what happened was
a snowplow came along
1901
01:29:31,673 --> 01:29:33,231
and it took my arm right off.
1902
01:29:33,442 --> 01:29:36,172
But the ski patrol came along
and they put it on ice.
1903
01:29:36,378 --> 01:29:38,744
Blaine and Chaz.
Blaine and Chaz saved his arm!
1904
01:29:38,947 --> 01:29:40,881
We got 15 minutes
before that thing dies, all right.
1905
01:29:40,983 --> 01:29:42,541
We're gonna put that back on you!
1906
01:29:42,651 --> 01:29:43,982
I'm pretty happy.
1907
01:29:44,186 --> 01:29:45,210
It looks great.
1908
01:29:45,320 --> 01:29:47,720
Anyhow, I have instructions
on how to get home.
1909
01:29:47,823 --> 01:29:50,417
- We know how to get home.
- Yeah. We know...
1910
01:29:50,626 --> 01:29:53,459
Mr. Dorchen anticipated
that you might say that,
1911
01:29:53,662 --> 01:29:56,460
so I took the liberty
of printing up some Lougle maps for you.
1912
01:29:56,665 --> 01:29:58,496
- You mean "Google"?
- Lougle maps.
1913
01:29:58,700 --> 01:30:00,497
What's the matter with you guys?
1914
01:30:04,006 --> 01:30:05,098
Fuck me.
1915
01:30:05,207 --> 01:30:08,233
So, Phil, if you wanna find,
you know, like porno
1916
01:30:08,343 --> 01:30:11,073
or a restaurant review
or anything like that, you use Lougle?
1917
01:30:11,380 --> 01:30:12,506
Correct.
1918
01:30:12,814 --> 01:30:15,112
I bet he's on the Statue of Liberty
and shit, too.
1919
01:30:19,221 --> 01:30:20,848
You want me to go in there?
1920
01:30:21,056 --> 01:30:23,251
That's what it says on the map.
1921
01:30:25,894 --> 01:30:27,054
Call me later.
1922
01:30:29,865 --> 01:30:30,923
Hello.
1923
01:30:35,637 --> 01:30:37,696
Welcome back, Mr. Webber.
How was your time away?
1924
01:30:39,541 --> 01:30:40,599
Uh...
1925
01:30:42,477 --> 01:30:44,672
Hey, how was the trip?
1926
01:30:50,352 --> 01:30:51,512
Good.
1927
01:30:51,887 --> 01:30:53,980
Letting the days go by
1928
01:30:54,089 --> 01:30:56,148
Let the water hold me down
1929
01:30:56,258 --> 01:30:58,123
Letting the days go by
1930
01:30:58,227 --> 01:31:00,252
Water flowing underground
1931
01:31:00,362 --> 01:31:02,330
Into the blue again
1932
01:31:02,431 --> 01:31:04,194
After the money's gone
1933
01:31:04,299 --> 01:31:06,199
Once in a lifetime
1934
01:31:06,301 --> 01:31:09,168
Water flowing underground
1935
01:31:09,271 --> 01:31:10,499
Motherfucker.
1936
01:31:11,707 --> 01:31:12,833
Nick?
1937
01:31:13,342 --> 01:31:16,539
Baby, how was your weekend?
I wasn't expecting you today.
1938
01:31:18,447 --> 01:31:21,382
Baby. Baby. I got something to tell you.
1939
01:31:21,750 --> 01:31:24,480
I know about what you did
with a guy named Steve.
1940
01:31:25,754 --> 01:31:28,416
Steve? Our receptionist?
1941
01:31:28,624 --> 01:31:30,524
That Tyrese-looking
motherfucker out there?
1942
01:31:30,726 --> 01:31:33,854
Baby, wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
1943
01:31:34,062 --> 01:31:35,654
You think I'm fooling around?
1944
01:31:35,764 --> 01:31:38,494
First of all, I would never screw around.
1945
01:31:38,934 --> 01:31:41,232
And you remember I told you
about that crazy wrong number
1946
01:31:41,336 --> 01:31:42,598
I got when I was nine.
1947
01:31:42,704 --> 01:31:44,194
- That man was so...
- I love you, Courtney.
1948
01:31:44,306 --> 01:31:46,001
I love you so much.
1949
01:31:46,108 --> 01:31:48,167
I love you, too, Nick Webber.
1950
01:31:48,944 --> 01:31:50,104
Nick Webber?
1951
01:31:50,912 --> 01:31:52,038
That's your name.
1952
01:31:53,215 --> 01:31:54,910
Yeah, it is my name.
1953
01:31:55,517 --> 01:31:58,486
- Yeah.
- You know my name. Say it again.
1954
01:31:58,654 --> 01:31:59,848
Nick
1955
01:32:00,222 --> 01:32:01,280
- Webber.
- Yeah.
1956
01:32:02,557 --> 01:32:04,422
Grab that. I'll take this one.
1957
01:32:04,926 --> 01:32:06,689
Hey, Mom. I made you a drink.
1958
01:32:06,928 --> 01:32:08,395
Is there alcohol in that?
1959
01:32:08,597 --> 01:32:10,258
Yeah, I believe
there's still alcohol in scotch.
1960
01:32:12,334 --> 01:32:13,801
Talk about your lost weekend, huh?
1961
01:32:13,902 --> 01:32:15,529
I know, right? Man.
1962
01:32:16,505 --> 01:32:18,473
Hey, family.
1963
01:32:19,775 --> 01:32:21,367
What are you faggots talking about?
1964
01:32:21,576 --> 01:32:23,407
My two handsome men.
1965
01:32:23,612 --> 01:32:25,512
Let me get you another drink, Dad.
1966
01:32:26,348 --> 01:32:27,940
Daddy's little buddy.
1967
01:32:29,518 --> 01:32:31,110
You know what I can't believe?
1968
01:32:31,620 --> 01:32:33,212
I can't believe we're all here.
1969
01:32:33,422 --> 01:32:34,912
I can't believe we all made it.
1970
01:32:35,457 --> 01:32:36,617
Made it together.
1971
01:32:36,958 --> 01:32:38,050
- A toast.
- A toast.
1972
01:32:38,260 --> 01:32:40,728
Approximately three days ago, or 20 years,
1973
01:32:40,829 --> 01:32:43,320
depending on your understanding
of the time-space continuum, Jacob,
1974
01:32:44,700 --> 01:32:47,328
sitting here with you guys
would have been my worst nightmare.
1975
01:32:47,436 --> 01:32:48,664
It's true.
1976
01:32:48,770 --> 01:32:50,567
But I can honestly say right now
1977
01:32:51,073 --> 01:32:54,873
I'm very happy to be right here
in this moment with you,
1978
01:32:55,277 --> 01:32:56,801
- my best friends.
- Hear, hear.
1979
01:32:56,912 --> 01:32:59,039
- To friends.
- And family.
1980
01:32:59,548 --> 01:33:00,640
All right. Cheers!
1981
01:33:00,816 --> 01:33:02,181
To past, present and future.
1982
01:33:02,384 --> 01:33:04,113
Cheers!
1983
01:33:04,319 --> 01:33:06,287
- So, "Lougle," huh?
- Yeah.
1984
01:33:06,488 --> 01:33:09,821
Lougle. Just this multibillion-dollar
thing I did for a while.
1985
01:33:10,625 --> 01:33:13,822
My real passion's music, though.
So pissed the band broke up.
1986
01:33:14,029 --> 01:33:16,327
Band? What band were you ever in?
1987
01:33:28,276 --> 01:33:31,643
You know I'm a dreamer
1988
01:33:31,847 --> 01:33:35,010
But my heart's of gold
1989
01:33:35,217 --> 01:33:38,186
I had to run away high
1990
01:33:38,286 --> 01:33:40,777
So I wouldn't come home low
1991
01:33:40,889 --> 01:33:44,017
Just when things went right
1992
01:33:44,226 --> 01:33:47,093
Doesn't mean they were always wrong
1993
01:33:47,295 --> 01:33:51,459
Just take this song
and you'll never feel
1994
01:33:51,666 --> 01:33:53,531
Left all alone
1995
01:33:53,635 --> 01:33:56,627
Take me to your heart
1996
01:33:57,005 --> 01:33:59,496
Feel me in your bones
1997
01:33:59,708 --> 01:34:01,972
Just one more night
1998
01:34:02,177 --> 01:34:06,705
And I'm coming off this
long and winding road
1999
01:34:09,684 --> 01:34:12,152
I'm on my way
2000
01:34:12,687 --> 01:34:15,349
I'm on my way
2001
01:34:15,457 --> 01:34:18,324
Home sweet home
2002
01:34:19,895 --> 01:34:22,125
Tonight, tonight
2003
01:34:22,330 --> 01:34:25,128
I'm on my way
2004
01:34:25,333 --> 01:34:27,801
I'm on my way
2005
01:34:28,036 --> 01:34:31,062
Home sweet home
2006
01:34:34,776 --> 01:34:37,677
You know that I've seen
2007
01:34:37,879 --> 01:34:40,473
Too many romantic dreams
2008
01:34:41,349 --> 01:34:42,748
Up in lights
2009
01:34:42,851 --> 01:34:46,514
falling off the silver screen
2010
01:34:47,222 --> 01:34:49,656
My heart's like an open book
2011
01:34:50,125 --> 01:34:52,855
For the whole world to read
2012
01:34:53,528 --> 01:34:57,555
Sometimes nothing keeps me together
2013
01:34:57,666 --> 01:34:59,327
at the seams
2014
01:34:59,434 --> 01:35:02,494
I'm on my way
2015
01:35:02,704 --> 01:35:05,264
I'm on my way
2016
01:35:05,474 --> 01:35:09,171
Home sweet home
2017
01:35:10,312 --> 01:35:11,506
Yeah
2018
01:35:12,481 --> 01:35:14,915
I'm on my way
2019
01:35:15,116 --> 01:35:17,744
Just set me free
2020
01:35:17,953 --> 01:35:22,913
Home sweet home
2021
01:40:32,700 --> 01:40:33,667
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