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[Jeff Moss's "Together Again" playing]

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♪ Together again ♪

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♪ Gee, it's good to be
Together again ♪

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♪ I just can't imagine
That you've ever been gone ♪

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♪ It's not starting over
It's just going on ♪

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♪ Together again ♪

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♪ Now we're here ♪

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♪ And there's no need
Remembering when ♪

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♪ 'Cause no feeling feels
Like that feeling ♪

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[all] ♪ Together again ♪

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♪ Together again ♪

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♪ Gee, it's good to be
Together again ♪

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♪ I just can't imagine
That you've ever been gone ♪

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♪ It's not starting over
It's just going on ♪

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- ♪ Together again ♪
- ♪ Again ♪

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♪ Now we're here and there's
No need remembering when ♪

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♪ 'Cause no feeling feels
Like that feeling ♪

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♪ Together a... ♪

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♪ Together a... ♪

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♪ Together a... ♪

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♪ Together again ♪

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♪ Together again ♪

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[all laughing]

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[cheering]

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Thank you.

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[Muppets chattering]

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[Fozzie] Wow.

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- They like it.
- They love it.

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They're still applauding. Kermie,
you have to go out and take a bow.

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[audience chattering]
Kermit! Kermit! Kermit!

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[Piggy] Go.

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- [Animal] Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you. I really don't know what
to say, except we're really glad

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you liked Manhattan Melodies.

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We all worked hard to make it
the best Senior Variety Show ever.

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[audience applauding]

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Hey, Kermit. Next time
we'll see you on Broadway.

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Heh. Yeah. Yeah, sure.

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That's a great idea.

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Why don't we take
Manhattan Melodies to New York.

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- What?
- Yeah.

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Broadway is dying to get
a great musical like this.

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Broadway?

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Thanks, everybody, for having
so much faith in us.

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It's not often that a frog and a bear
and a pig and a chicken

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and a whatever
even get accepted into college.

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We're all so proud to be
graduating now.

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Some with honors...

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[woman screaming]

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[Animal] Woman! Woman! Woman!

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Woman!

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Woman!

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[audience laughing]

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And some with the help
of daily psychological counseling.

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Uh, anyway, thank you again.

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Thank you for everything, guys.
Thank you. Yeah.

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Back at you. Thank you.

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- Broadway?
- [Piggy] Yes, yes, yes.

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But this show's not good enough
for Broadway.

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And the script needs a lot of work.
I still think something's missing.

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[Fozzie] No. No, no, it's fine,
Kermie. Really.

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Remember you said we could not get
married until we had enough money?

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Yeah.

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Well, we'd have enough
if we had a hit on Broadway.

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- Yeah. Right.
- Yeah.

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- Broadway of what city?
- [all] Gonzo.

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What did I say? What did I say?

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Well, even if the show was good enough,
we're all just graduating.

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What about our future plans?

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- Well, this could be our future.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- That's right.
- And if we don't do it,

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then we just say goodbye to each other.

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Broadway! Broadway, Broadway!

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[Animal panting]

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Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's go to Broadway.

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- Yeah!
- Broadway!

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[upbeat music playing]

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[Gonzo] New York. Ah.

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[Fozzie] Look at everything.

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[Kermit] Well, we made it, guys.
We're really here. Oh, boy.

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What a great-looking place.

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And it's filled with New Yorkers.
Look at them.

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Wowie. Isn't this great?

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Well, we better dump our stuff
and find a place to stay.

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[clucking]

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[all chattering]

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- Scooter, break out the quarters.
- Yes, sir.

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[all chattering]

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[Gonzo] Stop that.
You're getting the walls messed up.

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- What do you think, guys?
- What?

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How do you like it?

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Much better than
that cement mixer I lived in.

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I'll trade with anyone
that has a Jacuzzi.

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Come on, it's just for one day.
We'll all be on Broadway tomorrow.

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[all] Yeah.

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[upbeat music playing]

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We'd like to see Mr. Price.

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[woman]
Do you have an appointment?

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[Kermit] No. But we've got this
great show called Manhattan Melodies

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that he'll wanna produce on Broadway.

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It's about kids that come
to New York to marry

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and has a wonderful opening number.
It goes like this. Hit it.

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[secretary] Hold it. Hold it.

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[man over intercom]
What's going on out there?

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Just a frog with a musical, Mr. Price.

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- A musical? Send him in.
- [Kermit] Okay, guys, let's go on in.

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[man] Net, I'm talking net.

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You gotta be kidding with gross.

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[Gonzo] Ooh, nice upholstery.

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Hold it a minute. I'll get back to you.

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Uh, Mr. Price, I'm Kermit, and these
are my friends. We've got a show

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that you'll wanna produce on Broadway.

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It's about kids that come
to New York to marry

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and it opens with a great number.
It goes like this:

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[band playing]

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♪ Look at me, here I am ♪

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Frog, frog. No singing, okay?
Just give me the general idea.

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- It's all about life in the big city.
- [Price] In the big city, huh?

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With cops, shootings, car chases,
that kind of thing?

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[Kermit] Well, no. No shooting stuff.
It's more like songs and dances.

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- Songs and dances?
- [Gonzo] Yeah.

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That might be interesting.

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Nobody cares about shootings anyway.

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Are you thinking big-name stars?

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Actually, we're gonna be the stars.

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That's exactly what
I was about to say. You be the stars.

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Unknowns.

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Songs, dances, shootings.

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[all] Mm-mm.

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- No. No shootings.
- [all] Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

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- You know what?
- [Kermit] Huh?

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I smell something.

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[all sniffing]

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- Why does everyone blame dogs?
- No, no. What I smell is a hit.

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- [Kermit] A what?
- A hit.

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You mean...?

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Absolutely.

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I'd be proud to produce your show.
Fellas, you're gonna be on Broadway.

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- Oh, oh!
- Oh, wow!

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Hey, Kermit, we did it.
We did it. We did it.

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Thanks a lot, Mr. Price.
But I'd like you to read the script.

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There's still something missing...

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Don't worry. We fix those things
in the previews.

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I've gotta call the papers,
rent a theater,

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and I need $300 from you.

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Three hundred dollars?

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Yeah. Apiece.

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Apiece?

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Today. Yeah.

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What?

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Fellas, that's standard
Broadway procedure.

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You give me money,
we start rehearsals tomorrow.

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- But we don't have...
- Kermie, I don't think that's right.

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Yeah. Now I smell something.

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- Fellas...
- [secretary] Mr. Price?

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There are two police officers outside.
They'd like to speak to you.

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That's him. That's Murray Plotsky.

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I gave him my life savings.

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Murray? I thought his name was Martin.

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Let's go, Murray.
You've pulled your last con job.

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Guys, I don't want any trouble.

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[Camilla clucking]

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Get back. Get back
or the chicken gets it.

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- That's a threat?
- Don't hurt her. Take me.

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[Price] Whatever you say, pal.

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Get away from that door. Move!

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[Gonzo] Let go of my nose.

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Watch it.

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You too.

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[Animal] Bad man.

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Easy.

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- Bad man.
- Aah!

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[Gonzo] Whoa!

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[Animal] Bad man!

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[manic music playing]

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[Price grunting]

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[Animal] Bad man!

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[Animal growling]

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[Price screams]

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Bad man! Bad man!

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[woman screaming]

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[Price] Get that chicken off my ear!

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Chicken... Chicken on my ear!

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[Animal] Bad man!

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Get off!

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[shouting indistinctly]

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Get him off my ear!

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- [Animal] Bad man. Bad man.
- [Kermit] Way to go, everybody.

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- Where were you when I needed you?
- [secretary] Murray.

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Animals! You're crazy, all of you!

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And I want my money back.

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[Gonzo groaning]

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Gonzo, are you okay?

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I just saw my whole life
flash before my nose.

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[Camilla gasping]

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Camilla.

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She's hyperventilating.
She needs mouth-to-beak resuscitation.

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Kermit, he never wanted our show.
He just wanted our money.

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Gonzo, is Camilla all right?

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Yeah, but I think we're engaged.

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Come on, we're gonna get
this show on Broadway.

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- Come on, yeah. Let's go, guys.
- [Piggy] Let's go.

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[Jeff Moss's "You Can't Take
No For An Answer" playing]

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♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪

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♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪

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♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪

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♪ No, no, no ♪

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♪ Whenever there's a dream
Worth a-dreamin' ♪

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♪ And you wanna see
That dream come true ♪

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♪ There'll be plenty people talkin'
Say forget all about it ♪

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♪ Say it isn't worth the trouble ♪

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♪ All the trouble
That you're goin' through ♪

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♪ What can you do? ♪

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♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪

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♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪

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♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪

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♪ No, no, no ♪

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♪ What you gonna do
When the times get tough ♪

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♪ And the world's
Treating you unkind? ♪

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♪ You've gotta hang onto
Your optimistic outlook ♪

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♪ And keep possession
Of your positive state of mind ♪

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♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪

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♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪

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♪ You can't take no for an answer ♪

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♪ No, no, no ♪

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♪ No, no, no ♪

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♪ No, no, no ♪

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♪ No, no, no ♪

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This is turning out to be a
little tougher than I thought.

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Kermit, I'm not good at this.
I don't take rejection well.

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Maybe we'd sell the show
with more special effects,

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like exploding socks.

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- Oh, Gonzo. Like, that's a lame idea.
- Oh, yeah?

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- Stop yelling at her.
- He wasn't yelling.

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- Yes, I was.
- Gonzo, don't make trouble.

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[Animal] Fight! Fight! Fight!

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Kermit, should we change the script?

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Yeah, what should we do?

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[chattering]

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I don't know.

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How should I know?

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Why are you always asking me?
Can't you take care of yourselves?

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I don't know what to do next.
We failed, okay?

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We tried and we failed.

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Scooter, how much money
do we have left?

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Enough for two nights,
unless we find cheaper lockers.

249
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:43,800
Well, we have to eat.

250
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,052
Huh. Why start now?

251
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,804
Gonzo.

252
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,558
Gangway. Coming through.

253
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,810
Hey, watch it, will you?

254
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,605
Hey, that waiter's a rat.

255
00:14:56,688 --> 00:15:00,775
I'm glad we got no money.
Now I ain't got no appetite.

256
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,780
One cheeseburger platter.
What do you want to drink?

257
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,198
- A glass of milk.
- Right.

258
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:11,286
Uh-uh.
I would like some meat in here.

259
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:14,539
Picky, picky.
Hey, Pete. Where's the beef?

260
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,500
It's coming. It's coming.
Got two hands only.

261
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,169
[sighs]

262
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,339
What'll you have?

263
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,133
The number for the Board of Health.

264
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,384
That does it!

265
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:29,679
Another rat crack, right?
Well, I got feelings too.

266
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,474
Do you think I'm doing
this as a hobby? Do you?

267
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,851
You wanna know
what I make around here? Huh?

268
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,436
Nothing. Nothing.

269
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,438
I live on tips.

270
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,898
I work hard.

271
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:44,736
I try to get tips to feed
my family and my mother.

272
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,780
It just isn't fair.

273
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,198
[crying]

274
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:52,118
We understand.
We don't have any money either.

275
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,246
Sorry. Not my table.

276
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:57,999
What a rat.

277
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,211
I'll get us something to eat.

278
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,214
Is patty coming.
Is cow juice coming.

279
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,257
Rizzo, where's Jenny?

280
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,468
- May I see a menu, please?
- Oh.

281
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:13,056
Is special today:
Yankee bean soup, with spoon.

282
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,307
[door opens]

283
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,810
Sorry I'm late, Pop.

284
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,353
Hi, Fran. How are you?

285
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,064
It went longer than I thought.

286
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,984
But you will be so proud of me.
I did great.

287
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:28,780
And it was all essay questions.
No sweat. I know I passed.

288
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,865
Oh, Jenny, that's very good.

289
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,951
Is cow juice and patty for lady.

290
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,244
Rizzo, I'm back.

291
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,288
It's about time.
I can't handle everybody.

292
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:39,958
You can take the weirdos
at table four.

293
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,253
Which one do you think is table four?

294
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:47,924
I wonder if Kermie really meant it.
I mean, about failing.

295
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,885
Those producers looked at us
like we were from outer space.

296
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,595
Uh, wh...? Wh...? What?

297
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,640
No, man, go back to sleep.
Nobody's landed.

298
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,726
Ah. Ah, ah.

299
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,978
We'll take 11 bowls, please.
Okey-dokey.

300
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,897
But, uh, there's just one thing.

301
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:06,776
We've got this great show
that's gonna be a big hit on Broadway.

302
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,362
But, uh... Well, uh...

303
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:12,782
Uh, well, right now, we're all broke.

304
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,493
[Jenny] You mean, you don't have
any money at all?

305
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,412
Well, not really. No.

306
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,498
But we'd work it off. We promise.

307
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,876
- [woman] Waitress.
- Coming.

308
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,627
- Hey.
- Hm?

309
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,838
I tell you what is.

310
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,798
Big city. Hm?

311
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,301
Live, work, huh?

312
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,679
But not city open.

313
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,514
Only peoples.

314
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,433
Peoples is peoples.

315
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,351
No is buildings.

316
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,437
Is tomatoes, huh?

317
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,855
Is peoples,

318
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:47,233
is dancing, is music, is potatoes.

319
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:53,281
So peoples is peoples, okay?

320
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,409
Yeah. Yeah.

321
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:59,412
Thanks. That helped a lot.

322
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,628
- Where you going?
- Hm?

323
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:10,799
- Oh, uh, well, I... I was...
- Aren't you gonna wait for your soup?

324
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:16,012
- But I told you, we don't have...
- Yeah, I know, but I know my pop.

325
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:20,183
When he started out in this city,
he didn't have anything either.

326
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:23,686
I bet he's back there getting
soup bowls for everybody.

327
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,647
Really? With soup in them?

328
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:30,193
Uh-huh. I gotta get back to work.
I had a test today, so I came in late.

329
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,196
Yeah, I heard you passed the test.

330
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:38,743
I hope I passed. It's for acceptance
into a fashion-design college.

331
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:42,455
Oh, yeah? Well, you know,
we just graduated from college.

332
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,791
- Really?
- Yeah.

333
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,084
My name's Jenny.

334
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,919
Hi, I'm Kermit.

335
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,130
Hi, Kermit. Nice to meet you.

336
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,965
I'm a frog.

337
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,467
[Fozzie] What do you mean, Scooter?

338
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,553
[speaking indistinctly]

339
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,763
[Rowlf] No, no.

340
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:03,434
Listen, all I'm saying is maybe
it's time we went out on our own.

341
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:07,480
You mean, out on our own alone?
Without even each other even?

342
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,692
The frog's right. We do depend
on him too much.

343
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:13,778
Yeah. He feels too responsible for us.

344
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,489
Man, he'd be better off if we left town.

345
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,033
I can't leave Kermit.
We're still pinned.

346
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,119
[murmuring]

347
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,288
- [Kermit] Uh...
- Oh.

348
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,957
I'm sorry I blew up outside.

349
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,961
But guess what.
Pete's cooking up some soup for us.

350
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,421
Mm-hm.

351
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,010
Well, what's wrong?

352
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,262
It's just...

353
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,390
We've had some job offers. Right?

354
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,517
- Yeah, yeah, right.
- Job offers.

355
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,935
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

356
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,854
Oh. Well, that's great.

357
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,356
Well, these job offers are...

358
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:55,028
- They're kind of out-of-town. Right?
- Uh, yeah. Yeah.

359
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,866
- What job did I get?
- Gonzo.

360
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:03,328
Uh, Piggy, are you going too?

361
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,163
Well, Kermie, I...

362
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,250
[whimpering]

363
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,295
We go bye-bye?

364
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,716
Kermit, we'll all write to you
and let you know where we are.

365
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:20,136
Yeah, and, Kermit,
we still believe in the show.

366
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,891
[Jeff Moss's "Saying Goodbye" playing]

367
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:29,979
Aboard!

368
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:42,200
♪ Saying goodbye
Going away ♪

369
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:48,122
♪ Seems like goodbye's
Such a hard thing to say ♪

370
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:53,211
♪ Touching a hand
Wondering why ♪

371
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:58,341
[both]
♪ It's time for saying goodbye ♪

372
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,097
Goodbye, Kermie.

373
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,682
Piggy.

374
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,475
Bye.

375
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:10,561
Goodbye.

376
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:26,494
♪ Saying goodbye
Why is it sad? ♪

377
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:31,749
♪ Makes us remember
The good times we've had ♪

378
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:37,338
♪ Much more to say
Foolish to try ♪

379
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,884
♪ It's time for saying goodbye ♪

380
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:51,311
♪ Don't want to leave
But we both know ♪

381
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:55,064
♪ Sometimes it's better to go ♪

382
00:21:57,150 --> 00:22:02,280
♪ Somehow I know
We'll meet again ♪

383
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:07,869
♪ Not sure quite where
And I don't know just when ♪

384
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:13,458
♪ You're in my heart
So until then ♪

385
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:18,046
[all]
♪ It's time for saying goodbye ♪

386
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:35,146
♪ Somehow I know
We'll meet again ♪

387
00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:41,069
♪ Not sure quite where
And I don't know just when ♪

388
00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:46,407
♪ You're in my heart
So until then ♪

389
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:49,577
♪ Wanna smile ♪

390
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,954
♪ Wanna cry ♪

391
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,956
♪ Saying goodbye ♪

392
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,709
[all] ♪ La, la, la, la ♪

393
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:59,462
♪ La, la, la, la ♪

394
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:04,050
♪ It's time for saying goodbye ♪

395
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:07,804
♪ La, la, la, la ♪

396
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,681
♪ La, la, la, la ♪

397
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:13,142
♪ La, la, la, la ♪

398
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:18,773
♪ La, la, la ♪

399
00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:52,140
[chattering]

400
00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,829
[Kermit]
Look at all those people out there.

401
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,000
Lots of people.

402
00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:22,545
But my friends,

403
00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:25,673
my friends are all gone.

404
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:31,721
Well, I'm gonna get them back.

405
00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:35,391
I'm gonna get them back.

406
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:39,645
Because the show's not dead
as long as I believe in it.

407
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:42,273
And I'm gonna sell that show.

408
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:44,859
And we're all gonna be on Broadway.

409
00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,653
You hear me, New York?

410
00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:49,572
We're gonna be on Broadway.

411
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:52,867
Because I'm not giving up.

412
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:56,204
I'm still here and I'm staying.
You hear that, New York?

413
00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,915
I'm staying here!

414
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,334
The frog is staying!

415
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:11,010
- Hi, Jenny.
- Kermit. Hi.

416
00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:14,180
Rizzo, is bagel with schmeer
and hominy grit ready.

417
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:18,518
Excuse me? Do you have some work here
I could help you out with?

418
00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:22,104
- Rizzo, is ready.
- Part-time, so I can work on my show.

419
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:24,357
What is that stuff supposed to be?

420
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,068
Is grits. Grits. Hominy grits.

421
00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:30,571
How should I know how many?
Count them yourself. [laughs]

422
00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:31,781
What?

423
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,158
- Uh, listen, Pete.
- Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. Hey.

424
00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:35,368
What is?

425
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:38,120
This whole morning like this.
You complain.

426
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:41,374
You slow. You no take orders.
You lazy rat, you.

427
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:45,336
Lazy rat? Okay, have it
your way. See if I care.

428
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:48,756
I don't have to take this abuse.
I quit. Ha!

429
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:52,718
Quit? You no can quit.
Is breakfast crowd.

430
00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:56,264
All right, don't beg. I'll stay.
But I need some help.

431
00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:58,558
Okay, guys, this is it. Don't blow it.

432
00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,476
Pete, meet your new employees.

433
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,229
- Say hello to Tatooey.
- Yo!

434
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,273
- [Rizzo] Masterson.
- Hello.

435
00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:07,358
- [Rizzo] Chester.
- Oh, I feel terrible.

436
00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:08,568
[sneezes]

437
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:10,194
[Rizzo] And Yolanda.

438
00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:12,613
What a crazy body.

439
00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:14,991
Yeah. Pete, about that job.

440
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,993
See, I was wondering...

441
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:20,037
Wait, wait, wait. Is no good.

442
00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:24,041
Rats want job. Frog want job.
What next? Penguins?

443
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,127
You have any jobs available?

444
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:27,712
[all] No!

445
00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:29,839
Well, excuse us for living.

446
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,424
[all quacking]

447
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:34,677
Pop, everybody's waiting for food.

448
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,429
Listen, I can work nights.

449
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:37,680
Come on, Pete,

450
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:40,349
give these guys a break, all right?

451
00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:42,977
Gosh sake, I go crazy!

452
00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,021
Okay. Okay, rats, you go to work.

453
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,480
[rats cheering]

454
00:26:46,564 --> 00:26:48,190
Wait, wait, wait.

455
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,818
Listen. I tell you what is.

456
00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,864
Is no work, is dancing,

457
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:57,617
is cheese, is big shoes.

458
00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:59,869
- Okay?
- Uh...

459
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,787
[woman] Waitress!

460
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:04,415
- All right, rats, you go to work.
- [rats] Yay!

461
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:07,376
So, like, you got a boyfriend, or what?

462
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,546
There's nothing else?
I'll do anything. I'll sweep...

463
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:13,132
Pop, we could always
use help in the kitchen.

464
00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:14,884
These dishes need washing.

465
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:18,220
Oh, thanks, Pete.
That's terrific. Oh, boy. [laughs]

466
00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:23,601
- Thanks a lot, Jenny.
- Hey, no sweat.

467
00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,102
So where are all your friends?

468
00:27:25,186 --> 00:27:28,522
- Oh. They had to leave.
- Oh.

469
00:27:28,606 --> 00:27:30,024
Even your pig friend?

470
00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:32,234
Yes, but I'm bringing her back.

471
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:35,321
I wrote the show, so when I sell it,
I can bring them back.

472
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:38,449
I'm staying, and I'm getting
our show on Broadway.

473
00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:40,409
I really admire that.

474
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:43,162
I'm gonna do something
special too, you know.

475
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,122
I mean, in fashion.

476
00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:49,043
You know, maybe your fashion
designing can help me now.

477
00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,419
What do you mean?

478
00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:55,132
I did some reading about Broadway
producers and investors and agents,

479
00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:57,885
and I know what I have to do
to sell our show.

480
00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:01,055
I can use your help,
because I have a three-part plan.

481
00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,265
And the first part is,

482
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:05,893
if you can't beat them, join them.

483
00:28:07,228 --> 00:28:09,397
[pensive music playing]

484
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,418
[clears throat]

485
00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:37,633
Hi, sweetheart.
I just flew in from the Coast.

486
00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:39,969
I love your hair. Don't ever touch it.

487
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:44,181
I got an appointment with, uh, what's
his name, your top theater agent.

488
00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:46,976
- Leonard Winesop?
- Yeah, Lennie. Lennie, right.

489
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:49,019
What office is he in again, doll?

490
00:28:49,103 --> 00:28:51,814
He's in suite 1024,
but I'll call and see...

491
00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:55,025
No, that's okay, sweetheart.
No need for that,

492
00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:58,487
because Lennie and I go way back.
I'm talking way back.

493
00:28:58,571 --> 00:29:01,323
Thanks, honey.
You're too much. Far out. Right on.

494
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:08,330
Mr. Winesop?

495
00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:09,790
Yeah.

496
00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:11,250
A frog?

497
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:12,501
With an Afro?

498
00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:13,753
[door opens]

499
00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:16,297
Hi, Lennie.
I just flew in from the Coast.

500
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,591
I love your office.
Don't change a thing.

501
00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:21,719
My private plane's double-parked,
so I gotta run.

502
00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:25,973
But I got this boffo, socko script for
Broadway called Manhattan Melodies.

503
00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:29,852
It's totally today, yet tremendously
timeless. You get first look-see.

504
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,228
Have I ever lied to you?

505
00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:35,524
Ooh. I hear my beeper. I gotta split.
Have your people call my people.

506
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:37,568
We'll take a meeting, all right?

507
00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:40,696
And remember, boffo, Lennie.
Socko, Lennie. Okay?

508
00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:42,823
We'll have lunch. Ciao.

509
00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,454
[panting]

510
00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:55,878
[upbeat music playing]

511
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:07,306
[Kermit] Jenny.

512
00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:09,850
- Kermit. Hi.
- Hi, Jenny.

513
00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:11,727
Come here. Have a seat.

514
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:15,064
Were you a hit? They loved it, right?
How'd the costume work?

515
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:18,234
The costume was great,
but it's hard to tell how it went.

516
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:21,529
They're probably reading
the script right now.

517
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,168
Hey, baby.

518
00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:37,545
Baby.

519
00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,089
Where you going, sweetheart?

520
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,341
Hello?

521
00:30:43,092 --> 00:30:45,636
I said, hello.

522
00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:51,600
For the next part of my plan, I have
to look older. I'll grow a mustache.

523
00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:52,977
Oh.

524
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,062
You'd look cute with a mustache.

525
00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:56,355
- You think so?
- Mm-hm.

526
00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:58,315
Piggy said that to me once too.

527
00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:00,734
- She's hot. Hot mama.
- Ooh-whee!

528
00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:03,237
- Hot stuff.
- Hey, baby.

529
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:07,533
- Looking good.
- Purple and pretty. Pretty and purple.

530
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:09,243
[worker 1] Hey, baby.

531
00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:11,453
[worker 2] Sweet thing. Sweet thing.

532
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:13,706
She must be really talented.

533
00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:15,916
Oh, I think you're talented too.

534
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,126
You mean it?

535
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:21,714
Of course. I know you're gonna be
a famous fashion designer someday.

536
00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:25,301
Oh, Kermit, thank you for saying that.

537
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,428
[worker 3]
Come on, baby, don't be rude.

538
00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:29,305
Look here, now. Look here.

539
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:31,891
[grunting]

540
00:31:33,684 --> 00:31:36,145
[screaming]

541
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:43,944
What was that?

542
00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:45,863
[clanging]

543
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:50,200
- Oh. It's just New York.
- Mm. Yeah.

544
00:31:50,284 --> 00:31:52,286
[screaming]

545
00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:54,038
[gasps]

546
00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:00,252
I'm sorry I'm late, Mr. Wrightson.

547
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,050
I would suggest that it is
neither prudent nor wise

548
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:10,429
to be a half-hour late from lunch,
especially on your first day.

549
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:12,640
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

550
00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:14,183
Eileen, sorry I'm late.

551
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:18,062
It's okay. Everything's been
going wrong lately.

552
00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:21,231
Get your new French perfume here,
Quelle Différence.

553
00:32:21,315 --> 00:32:22,650
[growls]

554
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:24,610
Is something wrong? Can we talk?

555
00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:27,655
- No. No, I'll be fine. I'll be just bien.
- Sorry.

556
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:31,659
Get your Quelle Différence.
It's French. It's feminine.

557
00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:34,995
It'll help you grab one
of those rotten, stinking men.

558
00:32:35,079 --> 00:32:37,706
- Quelle Différence...
- Piggy, please.

559
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:41,251
You were fine this morning.
Did something happen at lunch?

560
00:32:41,335 --> 00:32:43,337
My frog turned on me.

561
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:46,507
Yeah, I had some bad tuna myself.

562
00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,759
I'm gonna fight for him though.

563
00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:51,345
Eileen, do you think I'm pretty?

564
00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:54,598
Of course you are.
You're more than pretty.

565
00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:56,350
Gorgeous?

566
00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:58,894
Don't push it, Pig.

567
00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:03,691
You're more than gorgeous,
Piggy. You're unique.

568
00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:07,111
But you know,
you could use a little rouge.

569
00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:09,738
- Oh?
- Have a seat.

570
00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:12,992
What are you gonna do?
We'll fix you up.

571
00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:15,828
- We'll make you look like a movie star.
- Oh, yes.

572
00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:17,788
Cheekbones. That's what you need.

573
00:33:17,871 --> 00:33:22,084
Your face is round, no offense.
I'll give you a complete makeup job.

574
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,420
When you walked in,
I said, "She needs rouge."

575
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,755
Turn your face.
Did you ever wear rouge?

576
00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:29,258
- Yes.
- Now you're gonna really wear rouge.

577
00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:30,801
- Kermit won't care.
- Oh.

578
00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:33,387
Kermit, schmermit.
Look at that. You look great.

579
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:35,931
It brings out your eyes.
Know what you need?

580
00:33:36,015 --> 00:33:38,392
- Eyebrows.
- Pigs don't have eyebrows.

581
00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:40,102
Well, this pig is going to.

582
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:41,478
And so is this.

583
00:33:41,562 --> 00:33:43,022
[laughs]

584
00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:44,648
I'm giving you big eye...

585
00:33:44,732 --> 00:33:47,192
I think I overdid it. Take a look.

586
00:33:47,276 --> 00:33:49,445
- You have it too.
- I have them too.

587
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:52,197
- Do some more.
- I'll give you doe eyes.

588
00:33:52,281 --> 00:33:54,491
- What are doe eyes?
- Bambi eyes.

589
00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:56,702
- Let me see.
- Doe eyes.

590
00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:57,911
Do some more.

591
00:33:57,995 --> 00:34:00,080
Freckles. You need freckles for cutesy.

592
00:34:00,164 --> 00:34:03,042
- Freckles.
- Cutesy, cutesy, cutesy.

593
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:05,002
And I'll be cutesy with you.

594
00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:06,795
You got it too.

595
00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:10,174
You know what?
Why don't you wear lipstick?

596
00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:12,468
Pucker. Pucker.

597
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:15,637
This is just...
You look fabulous. Look at you.

598
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:19,183
A little more on the cheeks.
And a little more on my cheeks.

599
00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:21,268
[Piggy & Eileen laughing]

600
00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:22,728
Powder puff for you.

601
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:25,439
And a powder puff for me.

602
00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:30,527
- Quelle Différence.
- The newest perfume...

603
00:34:30,611 --> 00:34:33,030
You are fired.

604
00:34:34,490 --> 00:34:36,658
[both laughing]

605
00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:41,455
What happened to those rats
you had here?

606
00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:45,167
A customer complained.
They no like rats for waiters.

607
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,252
But is okay. I make them cook.

608
00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:49,338
Hey, Pete. Here you go.

609
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:54,176
Two zeros on a trampoline
with a side of Joan of Arcs.

610
00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:57,805
[jazz music playing]

611
00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:02,726
Yeah.

612
00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:10,109
Ha, ha! Oh, yeah.

613
00:35:11,902 --> 00:35:14,363
[scatting]

614
00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:28,752
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

615
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:32,881
Hey, how's the coffee?

616
00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,842
[gasping]

617
00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:39,138
The coffee's fine. Come on in. [laughs]

618
00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:42,474
[scatting]

619
00:35:52,860 --> 00:35:54,319
Ha, ha!

620
00:35:57,156 --> 00:35:58,240
I said...

621
00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:01,743
[scatting]

622
00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:02,911
[yells]

623
00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:04,329
[Rizzo] Yeah!

624
00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:08,417
[coughing]

625
00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:15,465
Kermit, when are you gonna start
growing your mustache?

626
00:36:15,549 --> 00:36:19,011
I stopped shaving three days ago.
Didn't you notice?

627
00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:21,805
- Oh.
- Huh?

628
00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:23,182
Well...

629
00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:24,725
Huh?

630
00:36:25,309 --> 00:36:27,728
Well, it's subtle.

631
00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:29,146
Yeah.

632
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:31,607
I bet we could help it along
with a little makeup.

633
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:34,318
Good, because I'm ready for
the second part of my plan.

634
00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:35,569
- [Pete] Hey, frog.
- Huh?

635
00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,279
Mail come. Got mail for you.

636
00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:40,949
Oh. Yeah.
Must be from the gang.

637
00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:44,870
Now, Yolanda, chopping is an art.

638
00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:48,665
You gotta be... smooth.

639
00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:50,500
[grunts]

640
00:36:50,584 --> 00:36:53,253
Oh, hey, it's from Scooter.

641
00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:55,881
"Dear Kermit: How are you?

642
00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:57,799
Have you sold the show yet?"

643
00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,718
[Scooter]
Have you heard from the gang?

644
00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:02,387
I'm in Cleveland,
and I have a terrific job.

645
00:37:02,471 --> 00:37:05,098
I'm managing a huge movie house here.

646
00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:09,353
Well, maybe not managing,
but I do have a lot of responsibilities.

647
00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:11,188
Here are your glasses. To the left.

648
00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:12,564
[boy] Hurry up, Mom.

649
00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:14,024
Thank you.

650
00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:16,735
And I'm meeting some interesting people.

651
00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:20,113
The popping corn is 3D.

652
00:37:20,197 --> 00:37:24,034
The corn is popping in your face,
and it's 3D.

653
00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:28,413
But, Chef, that's not how 3D works.
Oh, never mind.

654
00:37:28,497 --> 00:37:30,499
Here's your ticket. [laughs]

655
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:33,752
Thanks. But, sir, your 3D glasses. Um...

656
00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,837
Sir, your glasses.

657
00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:38,465
[humming]

658
00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:45,931
Sir, don't you want your 3D glasses?

659
00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:49,726
Oh, I don't need them.
I've seen this movie 97 times.

660
00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:53,897
My name is Lew Zealand.
I'm a boomerang fish-thrower.

661
00:37:53,981 --> 00:37:58,360
I throw the fish away,
and they come back to me.

662
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,529
Oh, here's my favorite part.

663
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:03,031
[man on screen] The fish are coming
from the game room.

664
00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:05,784
[woman]
Oh, no. The killer fish are attacking.

665
00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:07,119
[man & woman screaming]

666
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:08,912
Go get them, guys.

667
00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:11,081
[Lew] Yeah!

668
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,376
[Lew laughing]

669
00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:16,003
[audience screaming]

670
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,922
[laughing]

671
00:38:22,384 --> 00:38:25,470
[Scooter] So life is great here in Ohio.

672
00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:27,681
Love, Scooter.

673
00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:29,641
[Kermit] Here's one from Fozzie.

674
00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,103
"Dear Kermit: Wocka-wocka-wocka.

675
00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:35,856
- But seriously..."
- [Fozzie] But seriously, I'm in Maine.

676
00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:38,400
My job didn't turn out too terrific,

677
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,736
so I decided to hibernate.

678
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:45,240
Ah, back to nature.
I love it out here in the woods.

679
00:38:45,324 --> 00:38:48,660
It's where a bear should be.

680
00:38:48,744 --> 00:38:51,413
[bears snoring]

681
00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:58,837
How do they do it?

682
00:39:00,589 --> 00:39:03,425
I've been trying to sleep for days.

683
00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:07,387
Anybody got some warm milk?

684
00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:09,890
Oh, brother.

685
00:39:10,891 --> 00:39:12,392
Hello.

686
00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:17,522
Oh. Oh, uh...
I didn't know this cave was coed.

687
00:39:17,606 --> 00:39:19,399
My name's Beth.

688
00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:21,860
Hi, I'm Fozzie.

689
00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:23,987
I can't sleep either.

690
00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:26,448
- Maybe if we snuggle...
- Hm?

691
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:29,409
Oh. Mmm.

692
00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:32,746
Kermit.

693
00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:35,082
[gentle music playing]

694
00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:38,168
[Kermit] Hm. Here's one more.
It's from Dr. Teeth.

695
00:39:38,251 --> 00:39:40,879
[Dr. Teeth] Dear Kermit: How's the man?

696
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:44,216
We got this great gig here
outside of Pittsburgh.

697
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:47,052
[band playing polka music]

698
00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:52,391
I tell you, frog,

699
00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:54,226
the band's wailing,

700
00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:56,144
the music's cooking.

701
00:39:56,228 --> 00:39:59,231
The crowd here is
also wailing and cooking.

702
00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:01,858
Yeah, we're in hip city here.

703
00:40:01,942 --> 00:40:04,194
[Animal grunting]

704
00:40:08,365 --> 00:40:10,575
[crowd clapping weakly]

705
00:40:13,495 --> 00:40:15,539
They're all doing pretty well.

706
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:16,957
Yeah, they are.

707
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,752
But, you know, there are no letters
from Gonzo or Rowlf

708
00:40:20,836 --> 00:40:22,087
or Piggy.

709
00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,506
Oh, I'm sure they've written.

710
00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:27,217
Sometimes it just takes a while.

711
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:31,221
Yeah, sure. Piggy's probably busy
with some kind of terrific job.

712
00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:33,223
- Yeah.
- Mm.

713
00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:36,143
I guess they're all out there
doing terrific.

714
00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:40,355
If I could sell the show,
everyone could come back

715
00:40:40,439 --> 00:40:43,442
and we could do it together,
like in the old days.

716
00:40:43,525 --> 00:40:45,569
You'll do it, Kermit.

717
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:47,737
Well, thanks, Jenny.

718
00:40:49,406 --> 00:40:51,158
[glass shattering]

719
00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:55,120
- [crashing]
- [Piggy shouting indistinctly]

720
00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:58,832
That's been happening a lot lately.

721
00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:00,041
I know.

722
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:01,918
Eh, it's New York.

723
00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:05,380
I'm ready for the
second part of my plan.

724
00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:08,592
I'm gonna need your help,
and the other rats too.

725
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:11,470
I think we could be making
some overtime here.

726
00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:14,639
- I need you to draw a picture of me.
- Sure.

727
00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:16,391
Okay, what's the scoop?

728
00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:19,436
Have you ever heard
of a whispering campaign?

729
00:41:21,855 --> 00:41:23,857
[pensive music playing]

730
00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:28,028
[indistinct chatter]

731
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:42,459
- [maître d'] Good afternoon.
- Kermit the Frog.

732
00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:46,004
My reservation secretary made

733
00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,881
a reservation for me.

734
00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:49,508
[Chester sneezes]

735
00:41:49,591 --> 00:41:50,926
Gesundheit.

736
00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:52,802
This way, please.

737
00:41:55,388 --> 00:41:56,848
Afternoon, all.

738
00:41:59,476 --> 00:42:01,853
Don't get up. Keep eating.

739
00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:06,399
Ta.

740
00:42:07,776 --> 00:42:09,110
May I take your coat?

741
00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:11,029
No! Uh... That is,

742
00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:13,907
no, thank you very much, indeed.

743
00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:22,249
[sneezes]

744
00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:24,167
[rats groaning]

745
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,921
That's the closest I wanna be to a frog.

746
00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:30,382
- Okay, guys, do your stuff.
- [rats] Right.

747
00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:44,813
Okay, you start.

748
00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:48,441
Say, isn't that
that rich producer over there?

749
00:42:48,525 --> 00:42:51,444
The one who's investing
in Manhattan Melodies?

750
00:42:51,528 --> 00:42:54,948
Yes. He's investing millions of dollars

751
00:42:55,031 --> 00:42:57,075
in Manhattan Melodies.

752
00:42:57,158 --> 00:43:00,662
What's that all about?
Manhattan Melodies, what's that?

753
00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:04,332
Isn't that Kermit the Frog,
the big time producer, over there?

754
00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:06,543
The producer's here.

755
00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:10,213
A big producer, dear.
There's a big producer over there.

756
00:43:10,297 --> 00:43:13,091
[people chattering]

757
00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:16,553
It's the hottest thing coming
to Broadway this season.

758
00:43:19,681 --> 00:43:22,267
[man] It's the best Broadway show
of the year.

759
00:43:25,478 --> 00:43:26,813
Hello.

760
00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:30,817
[murmuring]

761
00:43:37,907 --> 00:43:39,951
Vincent? Vincent?

762
00:43:40,035 --> 00:43:42,078
Uh... Did I do
something wrong?

763
00:43:42,162 --> 00:43:43,288
No.

764
00:43:44,873 --> 00:43:45,999
Vincent,

765
00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:47,417
a frog?

766
00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:51,880
- Gee, that food smells good up there.
- Yeah, I'm starving.

767
00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:56,593
[screaming]

768
00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,095
[people screaming]

769
00:43:59,179 --> 00:44:00,555
Oh!

770
00:44:05,852 --> 00:44:07,479
Uh... Uh...

771
00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:09,272
[all screaming]

772
00:44:09,356 --> 00:44:10,899
Aah! Aah!

773
00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:18,448
[Rizzo] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

774
00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:24,454
[Kermit] But this is all
a misunderstanding. Aah!

775
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:26,706
[grunting]

776
00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:30,335
Well, thanks a lot, you guys.

777
00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:31,878
[sneezes]

778
00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:37,717
[gentle music playing]

779
00:44:44,683 --> 00:44:47,352
So, what's the third part
of your plan?

780
00:44:48,269 --> 00:44:50,480
I don't think there's gonna be one.

781
00:44:51,398 --> 00:44:54,859
I feel like I'm being a phony,
and I can't take it anymore.

782
00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:58,822
I don't know what to do next.

783
00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:09,416
[Jenny] All right.

784
00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:11,209
Moping time's over.

785
00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:13,712
- How about a little exercise?
- Well...

786
00:45:13,795 --> 00:45:15,922
I knew you wanted to.

787
00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:19,592
[Piggy] Oh, dear Lord, not jogging.

788
00:45:19,676 --> 00:45:21,052
[Piggy groans]

789
00:45:21,136 --> 00:45:22,303
[upbeat music playing]

790
00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:25,306
Wow, it's such a beautiful day.

791
00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:27,934
Yeah.

792
00:45:28,476 --> 00:45:30,186
[panting]

793
00:45:30,270 --> 00:45:31,771
Give me a break.

794
00:45:33,523 --> 00:45:36,317
- Come on, let's go this way.
- Okay.

795
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:37,944
- Feel better?
- Yeah.

796
00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:40,238
Good. Exercise does the trick.

797
00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:42,949
Yeah, stretch the old frog legs.

798
00:45:43,032 --> 00:45:45,034
[panting]

799
00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:57,922
Oh, no.

800
00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:01,593
[screams]

801
00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:04,721
[grunting]

802
00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:07,223
My purse!

803
00:46:08,141 --> 00:46:09,768
That does it.

804
00:46:12,604 --> 00:46:15,190
Excuse me. May I borrow
those a moment?

805
00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:16,483
[giggles]

806
00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:23,281
[screams]

807
00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:25,658
[upbeat music playing]

808
00:46:29,496 --> 00:46:31,539
[grunting]

809
00:46:37,212 --> 00:46:39,172
[screaming]

810
00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:48,723
Piggy?

811
00:47:01,611 --> 00:47:03,655
[screaming]

812
00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:42,944
[Piggy screaming]

813
00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:47,740
[Piggy] You creep.

814
00:47:47,824 --> 00:47:49,367
- [thief] Get off.
- [cop] Okay, buddy.

815
00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:51,911
I don't even know how to skate.
You know that?

816
00:47:51,995 --> 00:47:54,080
- What's going on?
- She stole my purse.

817
00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:56,165
- What?
- Good try, fella. Come on.

818
00:47:56,249 --> 00:48:00,753
What? That'll teach you to mess
with a lady. Understand?

819
00:48:00,837 --> 00:48:03,131
Oh. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you.

820
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:05,717
- [Kermit] Piggy.
- Kermie?

821
00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:10,680
Are you okay?
What are you doing here?

822
00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:13,266
Um... Sightseeing. Heh, heh.

823
00:48:13,349 --> 00:48:15,143
But you're supposed to be out of town.

824
00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:16,561
Yeah.

825
00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:20,648
I do not wish to discuss it
in present company.

826
00:48:20,732 --> 00:48:23,693
- Well, Piggy...
- Uh...

827
00:48:23,776 --> 00:48:26,821
That's okay, Kermit.
I'll see you back at Pete's.

828
00:48:26,905 --> 00:48:28,114
Okay.

829
00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:30,742
I'm glad you're not hurt, Miss Piggy.

830
00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:31,826
Hmph.

831
00:48:32,785 --> 00:48:34,203
Piggy.

832
00:48:34,287 --> 00:48:36,205
Listen, what's going on?

833
00:48:36,289 --> 00:48:39,334
Well, vous is certainly
looking different now.

834
00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:43,671
No gold chains, no shirt
cut to the navel, no toupee.

835
00:48:43,755 --> 00:48:46,090
Hmph. Quelle différence.

836
00:48:46,174 --> 00:48:48,343
What's with all this French stuff?

837
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:52,513
Uh... By sheer chance,
I happened to learn French

838
00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:54,766
and get a job interpreting at the UN.

839
00:48:54,849 --> 00:48:56,351
What?

840
00:48:57,477 --> 00:48:59,479
Can I get my skates back, please?

841
00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:02,690
Just a second. How did you know
about that toupee?

842
00:49:02,774 --> 00:49:06,653
- None of your beeswax.
- Have you been spying on me?

843
00:49:06,736 --> 00:49:10,448
I'll unlace them while you fight.
It's no trouble.

844
00:49:10,531 --> 00:49:12,533
Piggy, have you been spying on me?

845
00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:17,956
Maybe spying on vous and that certain
young girl of the opposite gender.

846
00:49:18,039 --> 00:49:21,668
- You two-timing her?
- No, it's just Jenny. She's a friend.

847
00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:24,003
She's trying to help me sell the show.

848
00:49:24,087 --> 00:49:26,297
He's gotta sell the show. What show?

849
00:49:26,381 --> 00:49:29,926
Well, if she is just a friend,
then what about

850
00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:32,220
- the huggies?
- What?

851
00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:34,639
The huggies. You gave Jenny the huggies?

852
00:49:34,722 --> 00:49:36,391
You know, maybe, Kermit,

853
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:40,061
maybe it would've been better
if we had never have met.

854
00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:44,774
Then you and Jenny
would not be tormented by my presence.

855
00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:47,402
See what the huggies get you?

856
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:51,447
Jenny and I hugged because
we're friends. That's what friends do.

857
00:49:51,531 --> 00:49:53,616
Friends do not spy.

858
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:55,451
Yeah, I forgot about that.

859
00:49:55,535 --> 00:49:59,455
- I spied because I care.
- Well, I care too.

860
00:49:59,539 --> 00:50:01,958
- Well, why don't you say so?
- I just did!

861
00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:05,378
- All right! Aah! Aah!
- Aah! Aah!

862
00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:07,880
Keep the skates.

863
00:50:07,964 --> 00:50:09,632
Keep the skates.

864
00:50:09,716 --> 00:50:13,302
I never use them anyway.
I just like to run around in shorts.

865
00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:17,515
[horse whinnies]

866
00:50:19,392 --> 00:50:21,144
Wait a minute.

867
00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:24,397
Come on, Piggy.

868
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,024
[squeals]

869
00:50:28,818 --> 00:50:30,820
[gentle music playing]

870
00:50:39,871 --> 00:50:42,790
Look, Waldorf.
It's the frog and the pig.

871
00:50:42,874 --> 00:50:45,501
- Yeah, it looks like they're in love.
- Yeah.

872
00:50:45,585 --> 00:50:47,462
Kind of makes you sick, doesn't it?

873
00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:49,255
[both laughing]

874
00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:51,799
- Woo-woo!
- Hey, lovey-dovey!

875
00:50:51,883 --> 00:50:53,843
[Waldorf] Hubba-hubba!

876
00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:56,387
Kermie, I'm sorry I yelled at you.

877
00:50:56,471 --> 00:50:58,681
And I didn't mean it when I said

878
00:50:58,765 --> 00:51:02,185
that it would have been better
if we had never met.

879
00:51:02,268 --> 00:51:06,564
In fact, I wish we'd met much sooner.

880
00:51:07,065 --> 00:51:08,274
[chuckles]

881
00:51:08,357 --> 00:51:10,818
Kermie? Kermie?

882
00:51:10,902 --> 00:51:14,113
Just imagine.
Wouldn't it have been wonderful

883
00:51:14,197 --> 00:51:18,201
if we'd known each other
when we were little? Hm?

884
00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:19,702
Mm.

885
00:51:19,786 --> 00:51:21,871
Imagine...

886
00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:24,373
Little Kermie.

887
00:51:25,041 --> 00:51:27,460
Little Piggy.

888
00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:34,717
[Jeff Moss's
"I'm Gonna Always Love You" playing]

889
00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:43,768
♪ No matter what life may bring ♪

890
00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:48,106
♪ No matter what I may do ♪

891
00:51:48,189 --> 00:51:51,484
♪ Be sure of one special thing ♪

892
00:51:52,026 --> 00:51:57,198
♪ I'm gonna always be loving you ♪

893
00:51:59,742 --> 00:52:02,120
♪ Gonna be a movie star ♪

894
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:05,706
♪ And I'm gonna learn
To drive a car ♪

895
00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:08,543
♪ Gonna be a veterinarian too ♪

896
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:11,879
♪ And I'm gonna always love you ♪

897
00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:19,595
[Kermit] Aah!

898
00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:24,183
Hi, guys.

899
00:52:24,267 --> 00:52:25,434
Hi, Fozzie.

900
00:52:25,518 --> 00:52:27,770
- Hi, Kermit.
- Hello.

901
00:52:28,938 --> 00:52:32,275
♪ I'll be the cutest model
You ever saw ♪

902
00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:35,653
♪ And then I think
I'll study criminal law ♪

903
00:52:35,736 --> 00:52:38,531
♪ And I'm gonna learn
To scuba dive too ♪

904
00:52:38,614 --> 00:52:40,867
♪ And I'm gonna always love you ♪

905
00:52:40,950 --> 00:52:43,286
[singing]

906
00:52:43,870 --> 00:52:45,872
[all singing]

907
00:52:53,337 --> 00:52:56,507
♪ Well, I'm gonna be a singer
Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

908
00:52:56,591 --> 00:52:58,801
♪ And I'm gonna learn
To fly a plane ♪

909
00:52:58,885 --> 00:53:00,261
[Fozzie] ♪ Wocka-wocka-wocka ♪

910
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:03,389
♪ I'll be a doctor of diseases
I'll help you with your sneezes ♪

911
00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:07,018
♪ And practice neurosurgery
On your brain ♪

912
00:53:07,935 --> 00:53:10,438
♪ Gonna climb the Matterhorn ♪

913
00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:13,983
♪ But only after
All our children are born ♪

914
00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:16,736
♪ 'Cause I want to be
A good mommy too ♪

915
00:53:16,819 --> 00:53:19,322
♪ And I'm gonna always love you ♪

916
00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:21,782
[singing]

917
00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:34,003
♪ She's gonna be a movie star ♪

918
00:53:34,086 --> 00:53:37,131
♪ And she's gonna learn
To drive a car ♪

919
00:53:37,215 --> 00:53:40,301
♪ She's gonna be
A veterinarian too ♪

920
00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:43,262
♪ And I'm gonna always love you ♪

921
00:53:43,346 --> 00:53:44,847
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

922
00:53:44,931 --> 00:53:48,184
♪ Well, she's gonna be a singer
Well, well, well ♪

923
00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:51,479
♪ And she's gonna learn
To fly a plane ♪

924
00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:55,191
♪ She'll be a doctor of diseases
And help you with your sneezes ♪

925
00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:58,444
♪ And practice neurosurgery
On your brain ♪

926
00:53:59,612 --> 00:54:02,156
♪ Gonna climb the Matterhorn ♪

927
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:05,701
♪ But only after
All my children are born ♪

928
00:54:05,785 --> 00:54:08,454
♪ 'Cause I want to be
A good mommy too ♪

929
00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:13,501
♪ And I'm gonna always love you ♪

930
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,419
[Muppets singing]

931
00:54:23,844 --> 00:54:25,680
[Piggy murmuring]

932
00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:27,265
Uh...

933
00:54:27,348 --> 00:54:29,558
Piggy, I think the ride is over.

934
00:54:32,645 --> 00:54:35,147
Oh! [chuckles]

935
00:54:35,231 --> 00:54:36,357
- Yeah.
- Ahem.

936
00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:44,615
- Bye, Jenny. See you tomorrow.
- Yeah. Take care.

937
00:54:47,326 --> 00:54:48,995
[foot tapping]

938
00:54:49,078 --> 00:54:52,957
Oh, ahem. Uh, well, here we are.

939
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:57,128
And it sure is nice that we're all
together like this, isn't it?

940
00:54:57,211 --> 00:54:59,547
- Yeah.
- Hmph.

941
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:00,798
[woman] Miss?

942
00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:02,550
- Is customer.
- Coming.

943
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:07,763
Excuse me. I will get it.
After all, moi am a waitress.

944
00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:10,808
Pete, thanks for giving Piggy a job.

945
00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:14,145
Rats cooking, is frog washing,
is pig waitress.

946
00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:16,647
Is no coffee shop. Is zoo.

947
00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:19,233
Yeah.

948
00:55:20,568 --> 00:55:23,070
Hey, Kermit, come on.

949
00:55:23,154 --> 00:55:26,032
What about the show?
What are we gonna do next?

950
00:55:26,115 --> 00:55:28,701
Oh, frog. Is mailman come
with letters for you.

951
00:55:28,784 --> 00:55:31,162
That must be more mail
from the gang. Piggy.

952
00:55:31,245 --> 00:55:33,289
I'll have two eggs, dry toast...

953
00:55:33,372 --> 00:55:35,624
Pardonnez-moi, dear.

954
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:40,129
[panting]

955
00:55:40,713 --> 00:55:42,840
Is something wrong? Do you...?

956
00:55:42,923 --> 00:55:46,594
Do you believe in inter species dating?

957
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:49,597
I've gone out with some rats before,
if that's what you mean.

958
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:50,973
[sighs]

959
00:55:51,557 --> 00:55:54,477
- Oh. It's from Gonzo.
- Great.

960
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,688
It goes,
"Dear Kermit: I'm in Michigan..."

961
00:55:57,772 --> 00:56:00,649
[Gonzo] Camilla and I have joined
a traveling aquacade.

962
00:56:00,733 --> 00:56:04,487
It's not Broadway, but I have met
some good-looking chickens.

963
00:56:04,570 --> 00:56:06,572
We put together this terrific act.

964
00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,157
Ladies and gentlemen.

965
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:11,786
The incredible Gonzo.

966
00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:13,621
[Gonzo] Thank you. Arriba!

967
00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:15,581
And thank you.

968
00:56:15,664 --> 00:56:17,750
Hey, you're a wonderful crowd.

969
00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:20,920
And now, for today's climactic act,

970
00:56:21,003 --> 00:56:22,296
look yonder.

971
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:25,257
I will first make a death-defying leap

972
00:56:25,341 --> 00:56:27,301
from the loop-de-loop ramp,

973
00:56:27,385 --> 00:56:32,348
spinning and hurtling my body
through the flaming circle of doom,

974
00:56:32,431 --> 00:56:37,228
and landing comfortably
on the imitation-leather easy chair,

975
00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:41,065
while my chickens do
their impression of Tony Bennett

976
00:56:41,148 --> 00:56:44,068
singing the "William Tell Overture."

977
00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:47,029
Please. I must have silence.

978
00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:50,074
Are you ready?

979
00:56:51,033 --> 00:56:53,035
Thank you, Margaret.

980
00:56:53,119 --> 00:56:54,912
Hit it, girls.

981
00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:58,082
[clucking "William Tell Overture"]

982
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,751
Here we go. Ha-ha!

983
00:57:00,835 --> 00:57:02,545
Oh, wait, I can't see.

984
00:57:04,964 --> 00:57:06,632
Whoa!

985
00:57:07,425 --> 00:57:09,260
I forgot my skis.

986
00:57:09,343 --> 00:57:11,929
Don't sound like Tony Bennett to me.

987
00:57:12,638 --> 00:57:16,767
[Kermit] "So everything's
going swimmingly. Love, Gonzo."

988
00:57:17,435 --> 00:57:19,437
Hey, here's one from Rowlf.

989
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,939
[Rowlf] Dear Kermit: How's the Frog?

990
00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:25,609
I'm in Delaware, and I found
a terrific job in management.

991
00:57:25,693 --> 00:57:28,863
I'm surrounded by friends,
and I love what I'm doing.

992
00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,449
[dogs howling and whimpering]

993
00:57:35,870 --> 00:57:38,622
I am Mr. Skeffington.
One of my secretaries made

994
00:57:38,706 --> 00:57:42,168
a reservation for the weekend
in the name of Snookums.

995
00:57:43,836 --> 00:57:45,379
Oh, yeah.

996
00:57:47,715 --> 00:57:49,592
This is Snookums.

997
00:57:49,675 --> 00:57:51,135
Mm.

998
00:57:53,179 --> 00:57:56,140
Daddy wants his little Snookie-ookums

999
00:57:56,223 --> 00:58:00,519
to be especially good this weekend
while Daddy is gone,

1000
00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:05,316
or he'll be very angry.

1001
00:58:05,399 --> 00:58:07,860
Don't worry.
We'll take good care of her.

1002
00:58:07,943 --> 00:58:09,069
Him.

1003
00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:12,448
- We'll take good care of him.
- Snookums is a him.

1004
00:58:12,531 --> 00:58:15,659
Snookums gets breakfast
at 8 a.m. exactly.

1005
00:58:15,743 --> 00:58:18,621
- Breakfast is quiche.
- Yes, sir.

1006
00:58:18,704 --> 00:58:20,664
Aren't you gonna write it down?

1007
00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:23,000
Photographic memory.

1008
00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,085
Write it down.

1009
00:58:25,169 --> 00:58:26,212
Eh.

1010
00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:28,589
"Dog gets quiche at 8:00."

1011
00:58:28,672 --> 00:58:29,924
Whatever that is.

1012
00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:32,092
Marvin, put him on the desk.

1013
00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:34,845
Do you have any toys around here?

1014
00:58:34,929 --> 00:58:37,890
What kind of toys would you like, sir?

1015
00:58:37,973 --> 00:58:40,351
Doggy toys.

1016
00:58:40,434 --> 00:58:44,897
Rubber balls. Rubber fire hydrants.
Rubber newspapers.

1017
00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:49,735
Snookums prefers the rubber Wall Street
Journal to the rubber Washington Post.

1018
00:58:49,818 --> 00:58:51,820
Don't we all?

1019
00:58:51,904 --> 00:58:53,113
Write it down.

1020
00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:55,574
Yeah, rubber Wall Street Journal.

1021
00:58:55,658 --> 00:58:58,327
Now, while Daddy is gone,

1022
00:58:58,410 --> 00:59:02,706
little lumpy-dum-dums
won't have his daddy

1023
00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:06,001
to give him washy-scrubby.

1024
00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:10,047
Very impressive.
You speak Chinese like a native.

1025
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,008
Now, shake hands.

1026
00:59:13,092 --> 00:59:15,386
- Beg your pardon?
- Shake. Shake.

1027
00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:17,096
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1028
00:59:17,179 --> 00:59:19,932
Good boy. Now, sit.

1029
00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:21,141
Yes, sir.

1030
00:59:21,725 --> 00:59:23,852
Stay. Stay.

1031
00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:28,941
Stay. Stay. Stay.

1032
00:59:29,692 --> 00:59:31,068
Stay.

1033
00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:32,444
[door closes]

1034
00:59:32,528 --> 00:59:35,614
That was the most humiliating
experience of my life.

1035
00:59:35,698 --> 00:59:38,993
Hey, Snookie. Hey, look
at little Snookie-ookums.

1036
00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:41,495
Snookie-wookums want
his little boney-woney?

1037
00:59:41,579 --> 00:59:43,080
[dogs laughing]

1038
00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:45,583
Little binky-booter.

1039
00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:48,002
Hey, squishy bottom.

1040
00:59:48,836 --> 00:59:51,130
Hey, lay off him, will you?

1041
00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:54,049
Rowlf, come on, let us out of here.

1042
00:59:54,133 --> 00:59:57,720
- We wanna go home.
- Yeah, Rowlf, we wanna go home.

1043
00:59:57,803 --> 01:00:00,347
Let us out. Let us go home.

1044
01:00:00,431 --> 01:00:02,349
Yeah, me too.

1045
01:00:02,433 --> 01:00:04,476
[all howling]

1046
01:00:06,228 --> 01:00:08,439
"Love, from Rowlf."

1047
01:00:08,522 --> 01:00:11,066
They're all doing terrific, aren't they?

1048
01:00:11,150 --> 01:00:13,986
Kermit, here's one more.
"Dear Mr. Kermit the Frog:

1049
01:00:14,069 --> 01:00:17,156
I would be interested
in talking with you about

1050
01:00:17,239 --> 01:00:19,617
your musical, Manhattan Melodies."

1051
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:22,786
"Come to my office
at your earliest convenience.

1052
01:00:22,870 --> 01:00:25,789
Sincerely, Bernard Crawford, Producer."

1053
01:00:25,873 --> 01:00:29,209
I've heard of him.
He's a big time Broadway producer.

1054
01:00:29,293 --> 01:00:30,502
- Really?
- Yeah.

1055
01:00:30,586 --> 01:00:33,005
Maybe he wants you to sign a contract.

1056
01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:35,174
I better get over there right away.

1057
01:00:35,257 --> 01:00:38,636
Oh, Kermit. Remember, just act confident

1058
01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:41,138
like you know the
show is gonna kill them.

1059
01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:43,390
Right. Thanks, Jenny.

1060
01:00:45,309 --> 01:00:47,478
Oh. Goodbye, Piggy.

1061
01:00:49,438 --> 01:00:51,607
- Call us and tell us what happens.
- Okay.

1062
01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:52,816
Hey, watch it.

1063
01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:56,445
I'm sorry. I have to get a contract,
so I can go out and kill them.

1064
01:00:58,781 --> 01:00:59,865
Nah.

1065
01:01:07,748 --> 01:01:09,333
[man] May I help you?

1066
01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:12,586
I'm looking for Mr. Crawford.

1067
01:01:12,670 --> 01:01:16,006
- Are you Kermit the Frog?
- Yeah.

1068
01:01:16,882 --> 01:01:20,135
Uh, I'm... I'm Mr. Crawford.

1069
01:01:20,219 --> 01:01:23,597
- Oh, really? Wow.
- Yeah.

1070
01:01:23,681 --> 01:01:26,809
Oh, uh, the office boy is out
getting lunch.

1071
01:01:26,892 --> 01:01:30,145
You know kids nowadays,
always eating lunch.

1072
01:01:30,229 --> 01:01:34,566
- Well, you wanna go in your office...
- No. No, uh, actually...

1073
01:01:34,650 --> 01:01:38,070
Why don't we just have a seat
over there for a minute, okay?

1074
01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:39,530
Oh, sure. Yeah.

1075
01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:42,199
You're very young to be a producer.

1076
01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:43,992
You noticed that, huh?

1077
01:01:44,076 --> 01:01:46,704
I started out when I was very, uh...

1078
01:01:47,246 --> 01:01:48,580
Yeah.

1079
01:01:49,832 --> 01:01:51,792
- Look, can I tell you the truth?
- Mm-hm.

1080
01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:55,796
The thing is that I'm not
Bernard Crawford. I'm Ronnie Crawford.

1081
01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:59,091
I signed my dad's name.
I didn't think you'd come otherwise.

1082
01:01:59,174 --> 01:02:01,719
But I wanna produce
your show on Broadway.

1083
01:02:01,802 --> 01:02:03,971
- You do?
- Yeah. Yeah, I love it.

1084
01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:05,305
It is so different.

1085
01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:08,767
It's perfect for my first production.
My dad and I have this agreement.

1086
01:02:08,851 --> 01:02:09,977
[Bernard] Ronnie.

1087
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:12,354
I'm coming up the stairs,
and I want my lunch.

1088
01:02:12,438 --> 01:02:13,939
That's my dad.

1089
01:02:14,022 --> 01:02:15,274
[Bernard] Ronnie.

1090
01:02:16,108 --> 01:02:19,820
- Now.
- Dad, I got great news.

1091
01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:22,239
If you two are in love,
I don't wanna hear about it.

1092
01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:26,368
You promised I could have
one chance to become a Broadway producer

1093
01:02:26,452 --> 01:02:30,581
and that you'd get the sets,
lights and scenery and everything.

1094
01:02:30,664 --> 01:02:32,875
I wanna take that chance right now.

1095
01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:37,087
Kermit has written a wonderful musical
called Manhattan Melodies,

1096
01:02:37,171 --> 01:02:39,381
and I wanna produce it.

1097
01:02:39,465 --> 01:02:42,468
- When do we hear the great news?
- Dad.

1098
01:02:42,551 --> 01:02:44,553
[Bernard] All right,
all right, all right.

1099
01:02:44,636 --> 01:02:48,766
Tell me, Mr. Author, what is this
musical? All dancing, all croaking?

1100
01:02:48,849 --> 01:02:52,060
It needs a little work,
because something's still missing.

1101
01:02:52,144 --> 01:02:54,563
The two leads marry,
and there's this song:

1102
01:02:54,646 --> 01:02:56,356
♪ Look at me, here I am... ♪

1103
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:57,733
Hold it. Hold it.

1104
01:02:57,816 --> 01:03:00,486
I'm allergic to amphibians singing.

1105
01:03:00,569 --> 01:03:03,530
Who's gonna be starring
in this masterpiece?

1106
01:03:03,614 --> 01:03:05,741
Well, it's just me and my friends.

1107
01:03:05,824 --> 01:03:09,536
You know, they're all dogs
and bears and chickens and stuff.

1108
01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:12,331
I told you, I wanna do
something different.

1109
01:03:12,414 --> 01:03:15,125
So put some Jell-O down your pants.

1110
01:03:15,876 --> 01:03:19,421
Come here. Don't you realize
it might be against the law

1111
01:03:19,505 --> 01:03:22,674
- having a chicken dancing onstage?
- [Ronnie] What...?

1112
01:03:22,758 --> 01:03:25,052
You're gonna go back on your promise?

1113
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:29,223
I didn't say anything of the kind.
I'll do everything I said I would.

1114
01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:32,559
Just because this is ridiculous
doesn't mean it won't work.

1115
01:03:32,643 --> 01:03:34,394
All right.

1116
01:03:34,478 --> 01:03:37,064
- When I started in show business...
- Thank you, Dad.

1117
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:39,566
Yeah, thanks, Dad. [laughs]

1118
01:03:39,650 --> 01:03:41,151
- See you later.
- Yeah.

1119
01:03:41,235 --> 01:03:43,737
I gotta tell the whole gang.

1120
01:03:44,571 --> 01:03:46,323
[phone ringing]

1121
01:03:49,910 --> 01:03:51,179
- Hello, Pete's.
- [Kermit] Jenny?

1122
01:03:51,203 --> 01:03:52,412
- Kermit?
- Yeah.

1123
01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:54,248
- What happened?
- Kermit?

1124
01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:57,543
We sold the show. The producer wants
to put it on Broadway.

1125
01:03:57,626 --> 01:03:59,002
- Really? Oh!
- What?

1126
01:03:59,086 --> 01:04:02,464
The producer said he's gonna put
the show on Broadway.

1127
01:04:02,548 --> 01:04:04,550
[Piggy & Jenny screaming]

1128
01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:08,303
[Piggy clearing throat]

1129
01:04:08,387 --> 01:04:10,514
Tell Piggy she's gonna be a star.

1130
01:04:10,597 --> 01:04:14,101
And, Jenny? I'd like you
to do the costumes.

1131
01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:17,437
- Oh! Kermit, thanks.
- Kermit, Kermit. Kermie?

1132
01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:19,439
Now that we'll be on Broadway,

1133
01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:22,568
remember what you promised
about getting married?

1134
01:04:23,652 --> 01:04:26,572
Not now. We gotta write
the gang and get them back.

1135
01:04:26,655 --> 01:04:30,492
I'll be at Pete's in 10 minutes, okay?
We did it.

1136
01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:32,452
We did it.

1137
01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:35,205
♪ Together again ♪

1138
01:04:35,289 --> 01:04:37,249
[humming]

1139
01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:40,586
- [horn honking]
- [tires screeching]

1140
01:04:40,669 --> 01:04:42,170
[thud]

1141
01:04:43,297 --> 01:04:45,924
[somber music playing]

1142
01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:48,552
[people chattering]

1143
01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:12,784
Pete, are you sure that Kermit
wasn't at the bus terminal?

1144
01:05:12,868 --> 01:05:15,871
No, he's no there. Is better wait.

1145
01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,664
Come, sit down.

1146
01:05:17,748 --> 01:05:22,127
But Kermit said he'd be here in 10
minutes. He's never been gone like this.

1147
01:05:22,210 --> 01:05:24,630
Listen. I tell you what is.

1148
01:05:25,839 --> 01:05:27,966
Peoples is peoples.

1149
01:05:28,050 --> 01:05:30,427
Is frog gone? Yes.

1150
01:05:30,969 --> 01:05:33,889
Is peoples worrying,
is peoples looking,

1151
01:05:33,972 --> 01:05:35,265
is no come.

1152
01:05:35,349 --> 01:05:39,645
But is peoples working,
is water boiling,

1153
01:05:39,728 --> 01:05:41,605
is come. Yeah.

1154
01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:44,358
Peoples is peoples.

1155
01:05:45,484 --> 01:05:47,152
[whimpering]

1156
01:05:47,694 --> 01:05:49,196
Piggy?

1157
01:05:50,197 --> 01:05:53,909
Piggy, I'm sure Kermit's all right.

1158
01:05:55,327 --> 01:05:58,622
Well, I bet he just got
so excited about the show,

1159
01:05:58,705 --> 01:06:04,127
- he lost track of time.
- No. No, he's missing. I know it.

1160
01:06:04,211 --> 01:06:05,879
Piggy.

1161
01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:08,840
Aren't you excited?

1162
01:06:08,924 --> 01:06:13,637
I mean, just think, you're gonna be
on Broadway in a few months.

1163
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,055
[Ronnie] Two weeks.

1164
01:06:15,889 --> 01:06:17,766
The show opens in two weeks.

1165
01:06:17,849 --> 01:06:19,309
Hey, place is closed.

1166
01:06:19,393 --> 01:06:21,937
I'm Ronnie Crawford,
I'm producing Kermit's show.

1167
01:06:22,771 --> 01:06:25,941
Oh. Well, we're Kermit's friends.

1168
01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:27,776
- I'm Jenny.
- I'm her father.

1169
01:06:27,859 --> 01:06:29,903
The show opens in two weeks?

1170
01:06:29,987 --> 01:06:31,530
Well, my dad said tha...

1171
01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:34,074
I'm letting my dad help out
with the show.

1172
01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:37,703
He said that we could have the sets,
props and costumes, everything,

1173
01:06:37,786 --> 01:06:40,622
but the show has to open in two weeks.

1174
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:46,003
Did you just say Kermit is missing?

1175
01:06:49,131 --> 01:06:54,970
The writer and the star of my show
is missing and we open in two weeks?

1176
01:06:55,053 --> 01:06:57,014
No sweat. Come, Piggy. We'll find him.

1177
01:06:57,097 --> 01:07:01,184
Wait. We gotta get his friends here,
those bears and chickens and things.

1178
01:07:01,268 --> 01:07:04,187
Right. Could you send telegrams
to Kermit's friends?

1179
01:07:04,271 --> 01:07:05,939
- Oh, please?
- Okey-dokey.

1180
01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:07,774
- Let's go.
- Great. Come on.

1181
01:07:07,858 --> 01:07:10,235
Is no sweat. I write good.

1182
01:07:12,404 --> 01:07:15,824
"Dear bears and chickens and things:

1183
01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:17,200
Is New York.

1184
01:07:17,284 --> 01:07:18,410
Is play.

1185
01:07:18,493 --> 01:07:20,245
Is time."

1186
01:07:20,787 --> 01:07:22,831
[upbeat music playing]

1187
01:07:22,914 --> 01:07:24,750
[snoring]

1188
01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:26,918
Kermit needs me.

1189
01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:29,337
Beth, Beth, Beth. Wake up.

1190
01:07:29,421 --> 01:07:32,966
Hey, I'm going to New York City
to be on Broadway.

1191
01:07:33,050 --> 01:07:36,803
- I'm up. I'm up. Is it spring?
- All right. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.

1192
01:07:36,887 --> 01:07:40,223
Hey, guys. We're going to New York.

1193
01:07:40,307 --> 01:07:42,434
Hey, girls. We're going to New York.

1194
01:07:42,517 --> 01:07:44,186
[chickens clucking]

1195
01:07:44,269 --> 01:07:46,313
We're going to New York.

1196
01:07:47,272 --> 01:07:50,817
Yeah. Yeah! Right, right, right!

1197
01:07:50,901 --> 01:07:53,945
New York City. Oh, boy!

1198
01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:09,878
[doctor] Good morning.

1199
01:08:11,338 --> 01:08:14,591
Ah, I see we've had our breakfast,
haven't we?

1200
01:08:15,509 --> 01:08:17,010
Hi, doctor.

1201
01:08:17,886 --> 01:08:21,098
Well, how's our amnesia patient
this morning?

1202
01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:26,561
I don't know. I haven't been
feeling like myself lately.

1203
01:08:26,645 --> 01:08:28,730
I tell you what. If I may,

1204
01:08:28,814 --> 01:08:32,359
I'd like to check your reflexes
once again today.

1205
01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:34,486
Just take a second.

1206
01:08:39,116 --> 01:08:42,077
A little slow and confused.

1207
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:46,414
But that's to be expected, because,
as you know, you have amnesia.

1208
01:08:46,498 --> 01:08:51,545
I'm gonna check to see that there are
no physical injuries one last time.

1209
01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:53,046
- [laughs]
- Tickle?

1210
01:08:54,089 --> 01:08:57,342
Now this might hurt just for a minute.

1211
01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:59,761
But it'll be over soon.

1212
01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:03,306
Ah. Ah.

1213
01:09:03,390 --> 01:09:06,393
Adequate musculoskeleton response.

1214
01:09:06,977 --> 01:09:10,147
Now, I want you to take
a deep breath. This will hurt.

1215
01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:13,358
[groaning]

1216
01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:19,865
All right. No rotator-cuff dislocation.

1217
01:09:19,948 --> 01:09:22,242
Now let's try the mandible.

1218
01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:29,583
Peachy.

1219
01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:31,918
No doubt about it. You have amnesia.

1220
01:09:32,002 --> 01:09:37,132
The problem is, you were found with
no identification, and oddly enough,

1221
01:09:37,215 --> 01:09:38,800
wearing no clothing.

1222
01:09:38,884 --> 01:09:43,221
So I did some research into
the major nudist colonies in the area,

1223
01:09:43,305 --> 01:09:46,016
and I think I've come up with something.

1224
01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:51,980
You are Mr. Enrico Tortellini
of Passaic, New Jersey.

1225
01:09:54,774 --> 01:09:57,569
Well, I really don't feel Italian.

1226
01:09:57,652 --> 01:09:59,029
Oh.

1227
01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:01,156
It was just a long shot.

1228
01:10:01,239 --> 01:10:04,743
Mr. X, I'm sorry to tell you this,
but your case is hopeless.

1229
01:10:04,826 --> 01:10:07,871
Why don't you find a job,
make a new life for yourself.

1230
01:10:07,954 --> 01:10:12,250
And what we can do for you is
give you a nice, clean set of clothes,

1231
01:10:12,334 --> 01:10:14,044
wish you good luck.

1232
01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:15,754
Thank you, doc.

1233
01:10:17,005 --> 01:10:19,007
[pensive music playing]

1234
01:10:25,096 --> 01:10:26,514
[humming]

1235
01:10:27,182 --> 01:10:30,894
[Piggy] Hey, everybody.
Listen, everyone. Listen. Listen.

1236
01:10:31,978 --> 01:10:33,271
[Piggy whistles]

1237
01:10:33,355 --> 01:10:37,275
so I said, "Look, buddy,
I don't take my clothes off for anyone,

1238
01:10:37,359 --> 01:10:38,985
even if it is artistic."

1239
01:10:39,069 --> 01:10:40,570
- Uh...
- Oh.

1240
01:10:40,654 --> 01:10:43,865
Janice, everybody, please.
I'm glad to see you too.

1241
01:10:43,949 --> 01:10:47,953
But I've been trying to tell you that
Kermit is gone. He's disappeared.

1242
01:10:48,036 --> 01:10:49,913
- [all] What?
- [Floyd] Kermit disappeared?

1243
01:10:49,996 --> 01:10:51,998
[pensive music playing]

1244
01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:16,231
- Excuse me.
- Yes?

1245
01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:19,150
[Kermit] I'm looking for
the Gordon Employment Agency.

1246
01:11:19,234 --> 01:11:20,652
That's one floor down.

1247
01:11:20,735 --> 01:11:23,238
Oh, I see. Thank you.

1248
01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:28,285
Wait a minute.

1249
01:11:28,368 --> 01:11:30,578
Hold it. What's your name?

1250
01:11:30,662 --> 01:11:32,956
Um... Uh...

1251
01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:35,166
"Fill." Uh...

1252
01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:37,460
Fill up. Philip. Phil.

1253
01:11:37,544 --> 01:11:39,546
Philip Phil? Catchy name.

1254
01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,464
Phil, I'm Bill and this is Gil.

1255
01:11:41,548 --> 01:11:43,717
Phil, I'm Gil and this is Jill.

1256
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:46,469
Phil, I'm Jill. You know Gil and Bill.

1257
01:11:46,553 --> 01:11:48,346
Pleased to meet you.

1258
01:11:48,430 --> 01:11:51,474
Step into our office.
We're looking for the opinion

1259
01:11:51,558 --> 01:11:54,436
of the common, ordinary
frog on the street.

1260
01:11:54,519 --> 01:11:56,980
You see, Phil, we're in the ad game.

1261
01:11:57,063 --> 01:11:58,773
What do you advertise?

1262
01:11:58,857 --> 01:12:00,650
Ocean Breeze Soap.

1263
01:12:00,734 --> 01:12:02,402
I never heard of that.

1264
01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:03,778
[all] We know.

1265
01:12:03,862 --> 01:12:06,906
The truth is, Phil,
our jobs are on the line.

1266
01:12:06,990 --> 01:12:09,284
- Oh, here, sit down.
- Oh, yes.

1267
01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:13,121
We've been working on a new slogan.
Tell us if you like it.

1268
01:12:13,538 --> 01:12:17,584
"Ocean Breeze Soap.
For people who don't want to stink."

1269
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:19,252
Hmm.

1270
01:12:19,336 --> 01:12:20,545
What do you think?

1271
01:12:20,628 --> 01:12:22,297
Be frank, Phil.

1272
01:12:23,340 --> 01:12:24,841
I don't like it.

1273
01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:27,510
- You don't?
- Mm-mm.

1274
01:12:27,594 --> 01:12:31,681
How about: "Ocean Breeze Soap.
It's just like taking an ocean cruise,

1275
01:12:31,765 --> 01:12:34,976
only there's no boat,
and you don't go anywhere."

1276
01:12:36,269 --> 01:12:38,271
Seems a bit long.

1277
01:12:38,355 --> 01:12:40,106
[Gil & Jill groan]

1278
01:12:40,190 --> 01:12:42,525
Have you tried something simple like:

1279
01:12:42,609 --> 01:12:46,404
"Ocean Breeze Soap will get you clean."

1280
01:12:47,322 --> 01:12:49,866
Wait a minute. Wait just a second.

1281
01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:52,369
You mean just say what the product does?

1282
01:12:52,452 --> 01:12:54,829
Why, no one's ever tried that.

1283
01:12:54,913 --> 01:12:56,289
Well, it's crazy.

1284
01:12:56,373 --> 01:12:57,957
Why, it's nuts.

1285
01:12:58,041 --> 01:13:00,502
- [all] We love it.
- Thank you, Phil.

1286
01:13:00,585 --> 01:13:03,713
If we can ever do something
for you, let us know.

1287
01:13:03,797 --> 01:13:06,841
Well, I kind of need a job.

1288
01:13:07,384 --> 01:13:08,843
[all] Hmm.

1289
01:13:08,927 --> 01:13:10,887
Phil, you've got one right here.

1290
01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:14,015
We can always use a frog
with horse sense.

1291
01:13:14,099 --> 01:13:16,101
Yes, welcome aboard, Phil.

1292
01:13:16,184 --> 01:13:18,478
You are with us now.

1293
01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:20,939
[all] Hmm.

1294
01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:23,066
Ah.

1295
01:13:26,528 --> 01:13:28,822
Waldorf, they finally
made it to Broadway.

1296
01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:31,991
- Yep. And I already got tickets.
- Are they good seats?

1297
01:13:32,075 --> 01:13:34,744
They sure are. They're for
the next train out of town.

1298
01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:36,746
[both laughing]

1299
01:13:36,830 --> 01:13:40,125
So now the show opens
in just one week.

1300
01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:43,002
The publicity's started,
and tickets are selling.

1301
01:13:43,086 --> 01:13:45,964
We'll have to rehearse
day and night to get ready,

1302
01:13:46,047 --> 01:13:48,425
and we have got to find Kermit.

1303
01:13:48,508 --> 01:13:49,926
Who is this guy?

1304
01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:53,638
He's Ronnie Crawford.
He's producing the show.

1305
01:13:53,721 --> 01:13:54,848
Who's she?

1306
01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:58,351
She's Jenny.
She's a friend of Kermit's, and mine.

1307
01:13:58,435 --> 01:14:01,896
What are we standing around here for?
We gotta find Kermit.

1308
01:14:01,980 --> 01:14:03,481
- Let's go.
- Yeah.

1309
01:14:03,565 --> 01:14:05,608
Go. Go. Go.

1310
01:14:06,151 --> 01:14:07,485
[upbeat music playing]

1311
01:14:07,569 --> 01:14:10,530
Kermie!

1312
01:14:11,614 --> 01:14:14,909
Kermit! Kermit!

1313
01:14:18,246 --> 01:14:19,330
Kermit!

1314
01:14:19,414 --> 01:14:20,915
Have you seen a frog?

1315
01:14:20,999 --> 01:14:23,418
[Kermit speaking indistinctly]

1316
01:14:23,501 --> 01:14:28,756
with our revolutionary new slogan:
"Ocean Breeze will get you..."

1317
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:30,550
Kermit?

1318
01:14:31,509 --> 01:14:32,594
Kermit!

1319
01:14:34,137 --> 01:14:35,805
- Kermit!
- Kermit!

1320
01:14:35,889 --> 01:14:38,183
Kermit!

1321
01:14:38,266 --> 01:14:40,435
[inaudible dialogue]

1322
01:14:46,441 --> 01:14:49,444
- Mmm.
- Yeah? Great.

1323
01:14:50,278 --> 01:14:53,531
Kermit! Kermit!

1324
01:14:53,615 --> 01:14:55,200
[chuckles]

1325
01:14:57,619 --> 01:15:01,247
- Kermit!
- Kermit!

1326
01:15:01,331 --> 01:15:04,334
- Rowlf, Rowlf.
- Oh, Fozz...

1327
01:15:05,376 --> 01:15:07,754
- Kermit!
- Kermit!

1328
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,381
Kermit!

1329
01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:14,010
[speaking indistinctly]

1330
01:15:14,093 --> 01:15:15,720
[all] Hmm.

1331
01:15:15,803 --> 01:15:19,057
- Mr. Mayor. It's an emergency.
- Hold it, everybody.

1332
01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:21,351
I'm looking for a singing, dancing frog.

1333
01:15:21,434 --> 01:15:24,979
If he can also balance the budget,
I'll hire him.

1334
01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:29,108
- Kermit!
- Kermit!

1335
01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:30,652
- Kermit!
- Kermit!

1336
01:15:30,735 --> 01:15:32,111
- Kermit!
- Kermit!

1337
01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:34,364
- [Rowlf] Kermit!
- [Fozzie] Kermit!

1338
01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:36,991
- [Rowlf] Kermit!
- [Fozzie] Kermit!

1339
01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:49,420
Wow. I thought opening night
was supposed to be exciting.

1340
01:15:49,504 --> 01:15:53,049
Yeah. But not without
our little green buddy.

1341
01:15:55,093 --> 01:15:57,220
Maybe we should just cancel.

1342
01:15:57,303 --> 01:15:59,847
No. It is opening night tonight

1343
01:15:59,931 --> 01:16:02,350
and the show must go on.

1344
01:16:02,433 --> 01:16:05,103
Kermit would want it that way.

1345
01:16:05,687 --> 01:16:07,730
- Yeah.
- [all] Yeah.

1346
01:16:11,651 --> 01:16:15,071
That was a great presentation
you made this morning, Jill.

1347
01:16:15,154 --> 01:16:18,074
Well, thanks to Phil's flow chart.
Thank you, Jill.

1348
01:16:18,157 --> 01:16:21,160
Hey, how about a new place
for lunch today?

1349
01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:22,954
- Okay.
- Okay.

1350
01:16:23,037 --> 01:16:24,539
[all] Hmm.

1351
01:16:25,957 --> 01:16:27,125
[door opens]

1352
01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:32,422
[all] Hmm.

1353
01:16:47,353 --> 01:16:49,272
This time I'll take the bill, Gil.

1354
01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:52,150
Oh, good.
Something from the grill, Jill?

1355
01:16:52,233 --> 01:16:55,153
No. Meat makes me ill, Gil.

1356
01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:58,114
[all] Hmm. Hmm.

1357
01:16:59,407 --> 01:17:02,910
We'd better go
to the theater now and get ready.

1358
01:17:04,078 --> 01:17:05,330
Yeah.

1359
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:10,627
[melody of "Together Again" clinking]

1360
01:17:28,895 --> 01:17:31,773
[Dr. Teeth humming "Together Again"]

1361
01:17:31,856 --> 01:17:34,192
[clinking continues]

1362
01:17:34,275 --> 01:17:36,694
[humming]

1363
01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:40,531
♪ Together again ♪

1364
01:17:43,868 --> 01:17:45,119
Kermit?

1365
01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:05,098
Just a couple of frogs.

1366
01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:06,766
[clinking continues]

1367
01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:09,769
[gasps]

1368
01:18:09,852 --> 01:18:13,022
- No. It's Kermit.
- [Fozzie] What? Kermit?

1369
01:18:15,233 --> 01:18:16,901
- Kermie!
- Hm?

1370
01:18:17,694 --> 01:18:19,529
It's Kermit.

1371
01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:21,572
Kermie, Kermie, Kermie!

1372
01:18:21,656 --> 01:18:23,908
- [Rowlf] It's Kermit.
- [Ronnie] How you doing?

1373
01:18:24,409 --> 01:18:25,868
My, what friendly service.

1374
01:18:25,952 --> 01:18:27,412
[all] Hmm. Hmm.

1375
01:18:27,495 --> 01:18:29,831
Where were you? We were all so worried.

1376
01:18:29,914 --> 01:18:31,457
- [all] Yeah.
- Where were you?

1377
01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:34,168
I believe there must be
some sort of mistake.

1378
01:18:34,252 --> 01:18:38,256
Hey, Phil, since you know the waiters,
why don't you order for us.

1379
01:18:38,339 --> 01:18:40,425
Phil? What does he mean, "Phil"?

1380
01:18:40,508 --> 01:18:43,761
- Kermit, what's wrong?
- Are you speaking to me?

1381
01:18:43,845 --> 01:18:47,306
There's nothing wrong.
And I will have the tuna melt, please.

1382
01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:49,809
Like, you don't know us?

1383
01:18:49,892 --> 01:18:54,147
- Well, I'm afraid not. Should I?
- What do you mean "should you"?

1384
01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:57,650
We have a show to put on.
Your show, and it's opening tonight.

1385
01:18:57,734 --> 01:18:58,901
[all] Yeah.

1386
01:18:58,985 --> 01:19:02,071
Seeing a show would be
a pleasant way to spend time,

1387
01:19:02,155 --> 01:19:04,824
but I do have marketing data to review.

1388
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:08,327
He really doesn't remember us.

1389
01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:10,705
- We have to get him to the theater.
- Yeah.

1390
01:19:10,788 --> 01:19:13,332
Kermit, this is for your own good.
Grab him.

1391
01:19:13,416 --> 01:19:15,710
[all clamoring]

1392
01:19:15,793 --> 01:19:18,504
[Kermit] Where are you taking me?

1393
01:19:18,588 --> 01:19:22,383
Hey. They must not get a lot
of repeat business here.

1394
01:19:22,467 --> 01:19:24,844
[upbeat music playing]

1395
01:19:30,391 --> 01:19:33,895
- [audience chattering]
- [instruments tuning]

1396
01:19:40,651 --> 01:19:43,362
So the grizzly bear,
he walks out of the room.

1397
01:19:43,446 --> 01:19:47,158
The panda bear is sitting there.
He thinks to himself, "This is odd."

1398
01:19:47,241 --> 01:19:50,828
And then the phone rings.
You know who it is? It's the polar bear.

1399
01:19:50,912 --> 01:19:53,539
And the polar bear,
he says to the panda bear:

1400
01:19:53,623 --> 01:19:56,125
"I didn't know it was a koala bear."

1401
01:19:56,209 --> 01:19:59,378
Get it? Koala. Wocka-wocka.

1402
01:19:59,962 --> 01:20:02,548
This is all very amusing,
but I have to go now.

1403
01:20:02,632 --> 01:20:03,800
No, wait.

1404
01:20:03,883 --> 01:20:05,259
He doesn't remember.

1405
01:20:05,343 --> 01:20:07,595
It's no use.
We've been trying for hours.

1406
01:20:07,678 --> 01:20:10,598
There's nothing left to do.
We have to go on without him.

1407
01:20:10,681 --> 01:20:14,685
Kermit, please! We need you!
Come back to us!

1408
01:20:14,769 --> 01:20:20,316
Look, maybe you do know me,
but I really don't remember you.

1409
01:20:20,399 --> 01:20:22,485
I wish I did.

1410
01:20:23,402 --> 01:20:25,238
You'd better take your places.

1411
01:20:25,905 --> 01:20:28,199
[band playing "Together Again"]

1412
01:20:36,707 --> 01:20:38,709
Piggy, what are we gonna do?

1413
01:20:39,794 --> 01:20:42,839
Look at me. You are not Phil.

1414
01:20:42,922 --> 01:20:45,007
You are Kermit the Frog.

1415
01:20:45,091 --> 01:20:48,469
That's Gonzo. That's Fozzie.
That's Rowlf and Scooter.

1416
01:20:48,553 --> 01:20:50,763
And they're your friends.

1417
01:20:50,847 --> 01:20:54,267
You wrote this show for them.
That's Ronnie and Jenny.

1418
01:20:54,350 --> 01:20:56,769
And I'm Piggy. Now, listen carefully.

1419
01:20:56,853 --> 01:20:59,730
You are Kermit the Frog

1420
01:20:59,814 --> 01:21:01,941
and you love me.

1421
01:21:02,024 --> 01:21:03,901
You want to marry me.

1422
01:21:03,985 --> 01:21:07,613
- You want to have children with me.
- With you?

1423
01:21:07,697 --> 01:21:10,116
In love with a pig? Ha, ha!

1424
01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:13,703
Oh, wait till I tell the guys
in Marketing. [laughs]

1425
01:21:13,786 --> 01:21:17,456
Maybe you expect me
to go hog-wild? [laughs]

1426
01:21:17,540 --> 01:21:20,167
Maybe, perhaps, you could
bring home the bacon?

1427
01:21:20,251 --> 01:21:21,544
[laughing]

1428
01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:26,215
Oh, the sounds of love.
Sooey! Oink, oink!

1429
01:21:26,299 --> 01:21:29,093
Cancel the show! Hi-yah!

1430
01:21:30,428 --> 01:21:32,471
[grunting]

1431
01:21:32,555 --> 01:21:34,599
[mysterious music playing]

1432
01:21:36,267 --> 01:21:37,560
[Kermit] Piggy?

1433
01:21:38,394 --> 01:21:39,812
Fozzie?

1434
01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:41,731
Where am I, anyway?

1435
01:21:41,814 --> 01:21:43,316
- Kermit!
- Kermit!

1436
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,401
[all clamoring]

1437
01:21:46,402 --> 01:21:48,279
[Piggy] Are you all right?

1438
01:21:48,362 --> 01:21:50,781
- What's going on?
- You're going on.

1439
01:21:50,865 --> 01:21:54,368
- It's Broadway. You made it.
- [Rowlf] Yeah. Right.

1440
01:21:54,452 --> 01:21:58,539
No, the script isn't ready.
There's still something missing.

1441
01:21:58,623 --> 01:21:59,749
No, it's terrific.

1442
01:21:59,832 --> 01:22:01,542
We gotta tell everybody Kermit's okay.

1443
01:22:01,626 --> 01:22:04,921
Kermie, do you remember
the opening number?

1444
01:22:06,213 --> 01:22:07,381
You mean...

1445
01:22:09,091 --> 01:22:10,927
♪ Look at me ♪

1446
01:22:11,719 --> 01:22:13,429
♪ Here I am ♪

1447
01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:17,141
♪ Right where I belong ♪

1448
01:22:19,352 --> 01:22:22,438
♪ I see that face comin' back to me ♪

1449
01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:25,858
♪ Like an old familiar song ♪

1450
01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:29,862
♪ What better place
Could anyone be? ♪

1451
01:22:31,030 --> 01:22:32,949
♪ 'Cause you're here with me ♪

1452
01:22:33,699 --> 01:22:36,661
♪ It's all I've been lookin' for
And so much more ♪

1453
01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:39,372
♪ And now I'm here
Now you're here ♪

1454
01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:41,707
♪ Nothing can go wrong
'Cause I am ♪

1455
01:22:41,791 --> 01:22:45,211
♪ Right where I belong ♪

1456
01:22:46,128 --> 01:22:47,713
Here we go.

1457
01:22:47,797 --> 01:22:51,676
Hi, guys. Kermit, could our friends
watch the show from backstage?

1458
01:22:51,759 --> 01:22:53,886
- Could they? Could they?
- Uh, Phil...

1459
01:22:53,970 --> 01:22:55,888
Wait a minute. No.

1460
01:22:55,972 --> 01:22:58,557
No, they cannot watch
the show from backstage.

1461
01:22:58,641 --> 01:23:02,520
That's it. That's what's missing
from the show. That's what we need.

1462
01:23:02,603 --> 01:23:05,982
More frogs and dogs and bears
and chickens and whatever.

1463
01:23:06,065 --> 01:23:10,027
You're not gonna watch the show, you'll
be in the show. Come on, everybody.

1464
01:23:10,111 --> 01:23:11,529
[all] Yeah!

1465
01:23:11,612 --> 01:23:13,948
[band playing "Right Where I Belong"]

1466
01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:22,957
[all] ♪ Look at us, here we are ♪

1467
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:25,042
♪ Right where we belong ♪

1468
01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:27,336
♪ The curtain's up
And the lights are bright ♪

1469
01:23:27,420 --> 01:23:30,423
♪ And they're playing our old song ♪

1470
01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:33,175
♪ What better place
Could anyone be? ♪

1471
01:23:33,259 --> 01:23:35,970
- Hey, it's Kermit!
- ♪ 'Cause you're here with me ♪

1472
01:23:36,053 --> 01:23:39,432
♪ So everyone, here we go
Let's start the show ♪

1473
01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:40,891
[horn honking]

1474
01:23:40,975 --> 01:23:42,893
[Muppets cheering]

1475
01:23:42,977 --> 01:23:45,354
[band playing
"Somebody's Getting Married"]

1476
01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:47,565
[whistle blows]

1477
01:23:47,648 --> 01:23:49,859
[horn honking]

1478
01:23:55,781 --> 01:23:59,493
Extra! Extra!
Somebody's getting married.

1479
01:23:59,577 --> 01:24:01,328
Somebody's getting married?

1480
01:24:01,412 --> 01:24:03,289
Hey, somebody's getting married.

1481
01:24:03,831 --> 01:24:06,542
Wow! Somebody's getting married.

1482
01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:08,461
Somebody's getting married?

1483
01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:10,546
[chickens clucking]

1484
01:24:10,629 --> 01:24:13,883
♪ Somebody's getting married ♪

1485
01:24:14,759 --> 01:24:17,636
♪ Somebody's getting married ♪

1486
01:24:18,637 --> 01:24:19,889
♪ Somebody's getting married ♪

1487
01:24:19,972 --> 01:24:21,867
- ♪ Somebody's getting ♪
- ♪ Somebody's getting ♪

1488
01:24:21,891 --> 01:24:23,976
- ♪ Somebody's getting ♪
- ♪ Somebody's getting ♪

1489
01:24:24,060 --> 01:24:25,436
♪ Somebody, somebody, somebody ♪

1490
01:24:25,519 --> 01:24:27,313
♪ Somebody, somebody
Somebody, somebody ♪

1491
01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:29,648
♪ Somebody ♪

1492
01:24:29,732 --> 01:24:33,569
♪ Somebody get some flowers
Somebody get a ring ♪

1493
01:24:33,652 --> 01:24:37,615
♪ Somebody get a chapel
And a choir to sing ♪

1494
01:24:37,698 --> 01:24:41,577
♪ Somebody get an organ to play ♪

1495
01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:45,790
[chorus] ♪ 'Cause somebody's
Getting married today ♪

1496
01:24:49,794 --> 01:24:53,672
♪ Somebody get a preacher
Somebody bake a cake ♪

1497
01:24:53,756 --> 01:24:57,551
♪ Somebody get some shoes and rice
And presents to take ♪

1498
01:24:57,635 --> 01:25:01,597
♪ Somebody get a sweet negligee ♪

1499
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:05,810
[chorus] ♪ 'Cause somebody's
Getting married today ♪

1500
01:25:05,893 --> 01:25:09,772
♪ Wedding, wedding
Pig and Froggy wedding ♪

1501
01:25:09,855 --> 01:25:13,734
♪ Somebody get champagne
Somebody rent a room ♪

1502
01:25:13,818 --> 01:25:17,738
♪ Somebody get the lovely bride
And somebody get the... ♪

1503
01:25:17,822 --> 01:25:19,490
♪ Somebody, somebody
Somebody, somebody ♪

1504
01:25:19,949 --> 01:25:23,536
♪ Somebody get this wedding
Under way ♪

1505
01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:27,748
♪ 'Cause somebody's
Getting married today ♪

1506
01:25:28,666 --> 01:25:30,668
[bells ringing]

1507
01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:47,685
♪ Somebody's getting married ♪

1508
01:25:47,768 --> 01:25:50,104
♪ Today ♪

1509
01:25:59,989 --> 01:26:01,866
♪ Are they here yet?
Are they here yet? ♪

1510
01:26:01,949 --> 01:26:03,784
♪ Did I miss it? Am I late? ♪

1511
01:26:03,868 --> 01:26:05,870
♪ No, they'll be here
Any minute ♪

1512
01:26:05,953 --> 01:26:08,164
♪ Oh, boy
Me can hardly wait ♪

1513
01:26:08,247 --> 01:26:12,126
- ♪ Isn't this exciting? ♪
- ♪ It's the wedding of the year ♪

1514
01:26:12,209 --> 01:26:13,961
♪ Look, can't we start
Without them? ♪

1515
01:26:14,044 --> 01:26:16,630
♪ No, you can't
Until they're here ♪

1516
01:26:17,131 --> 01:26:21,760
♪ They're finally getting married ♪

1517
01:26:23,179 --> 01:26:29,185
♪ Now ♪

1518
01:26:29,268 --> 01:26:31,395
[Jeff Moss's
"He'll Make Me Happy" playing]

1519
01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:48,495
♪ He'll make me happy ♪

1520
01:26:48,579 --> 01:26:51,498
♪ Each time I see him ♪

1521
01:26:51,582 --> 01:26:54,543
♪ He'll be the reason ♪

1522
01:26:54,627 --> 01:26:57,671
♪ My heart can sing ♪

1523
01:26:57,755 --> 01:27:00,883
♪ He'll stand beside me ♪

1524
01:27:00,966 --> 01:27:04,053
♪ And I'll have everything ♪

1525
01:27:04,136 --> 01:27:07,348
♪ She'll make me happy ♪

1526
01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:10,517
♪ Each time I hold her ♪

1527
01:27:10,601 --> 01:27:13,229
♪ And I will follow ♪

1528
01:27:13,312 --> 01:27:16,273
♪ Where my heart may lead ♪

1529
01:27:16,941 --> 01:27:21,820
♪ And she'll be all I ever need ♪

1530
01:27:24,448 --> 01:27:30,162
♪ Days go passing into years ♪

1531
01:27:30,788 --> 01:27:35,793
♪ Years go passing day by day ♪

1532
01:27:35,876 --> 01:27:38,963
♪ She'll make him happy ♪

1533
01:27:39,046 --> 01:27:42,299
♪ Now and forever ♪

1534
01:27:42,383 --> 01:27:45,302
♪ Until forever ♪

1535
01:27:45,386 --> 01:27:48,013
♪ Their love will grow ♪

1536
01:27:48,097 --> 01:27:51,392
♪ She only knows ♪

1537
01:27:51,475 --> 01:27:54,520
♪ He'll make her happy ♪

1538
01:27:54,603 --> 01:28:01,026
♪ That's all she needs to know ♪

1539
01:28:01,110 --> 01:28:03,988
♪ They'll be so happy ♪

1540
01:28:04,071 --> 01:28:07,032
♪ Now and forever ♪

1541
01:28:07,116 --> 01:28:12,496
♪ Until forever, their love will grow ♪

1542
01:28:13,372 --> 01:28:16,375
[Piggy] ♪ I only know ♪

1543
01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:20,170
♪ He'll make me happy ♪

1544
01:28:20,254 --> 01:28:23,674
♪ That's all I need ♪

1545
01:28:23,757 --> 01:28:30,347
♪ To know ♪

1546
01:28:37,938 --> 01:28:41,483
Piggy, I thought Gonzo was
gonna play the minister.

1547
01:28:42,985 --> 01:28:44,236
[giggles]

1548
01:28:45,029 --> 01:28:47,031
[organ playing]

1549
01:28:48,282 --> 01:28:53,746
♪ Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be
Your lawful wedded husband? ♪

1550
01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:55,706
♪ Do you? ♪

1551
01:28:59,335 --> 01:29:03,589
♪ I do ♪

1552
01:29:04,465 --> 01:29:06,258
[sobs, blows nose]

1553
01:29:06,342 --> 01:29:07,551
Shh.

1554
01:29:08,927 --> 01:29:13,140
♪ Do you, Froggy, take this pig
To be your lawful wedded wife ♪

1555
01:29:13,223 --> 01:29:15,726
♪ Until you die? ♪

1556
01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:20,731
♪ Well, I... ♪

1557
01:29:22,900 --> 01:29:26,195
♪ Well, I... ♪

1558
01:29:26,278 --> 01:29:27,905
♪ Do you? ♪

1559
01:29:31,742 --> 01:29:33,285
[gulps]

1560
01:29:38,749 --> 01:29:43,504
♪ I do ♪

1561
01:29:45,631 --> 01:29:51,303
♪ Then because you share
A love so big ♪

1562
01:29:51,387 --> 01:29:53,972
♪ I now pronounce you ♪

1563
01:29:54,056 --> 01:29:58,727
♪ Frog and pig ♪

1564
01:30:00,354 --> 01:30:01,980
[Muppets cheering]

1565
01:30:10,989 --> 01:30:13,158
They got married!

1566
01:30:19,498 --> 01:30:23,419
♪ What better way
Could anything end? ♪

1567
01:30:23,502 --> 01:30:26,130
♪ Hand in hand with a friend ♪

1568
01:30:28,507 --> 01:30:29,800
[gasps]

1569
01:30:52,865 --> 01:30:54,700
[upbeat music playing]

1570
01:31:59,348 --> 01:32:02,142
[Jeff Moss's "Saying Goodbye" playing]

1571
01:33:35,277 --> 01:33:37,946
[Jeff Moss's "Together Again" playing]

1572
01:34:05,140 --> 01:34:07,059
[Muppets cheering and laughing]

1573
01:34:07,142 --> 01:34:11,063
[Animal] Together. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

1574
01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:14,399
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

1575
01:34:14,483 --> 01:34:18,153
Bye-bye. Hasta luego.