1 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:02,103 (MACHINE GUN FIRING) 2 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:12,197 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:17,227 (SINGING) I have crossed the mystic desert 4 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,913 To snap pictures of the poor 5 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,565 I've invited them to brunch 6 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:26,111 Let them crash out on my floor 7 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,905 There's sunshine in my veins 8 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:31,699 My kitchen's filled with flies 9 00:01:31,799 --> 00:01:34,302 I'm crying out in vain 10 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:38,806 Like a little African child 11 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,251 Trapped in me 12 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:45,897 There's a little African child trapped in me 13 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:47,607 (INAUDIBLE) 14 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:56,741 All of these blowjobs in limousines 15 00:01:58,826 --> 00:02:04,666 Why do they matter, what do they mean 16 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,626 (INAUDIBLE) 17 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:11,381 To the little African child trapped in me? 18 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,743 This is Zoe Salmon, and I'm on the set 19 00:02:15,843 --> 00:02:18,121 of international rock star Aldous Snow's 20 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,348 new music video, African Child. 21 00:02:20,556 --> 00:02:22,417 I was watching the news one day 22 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:25,295 and I saw footage about, well, 23 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,463 a war in I think it was Darfur 24 00:02:27,563 --> 00:02:30,650 or Zimbabwe or Rwanda, one of them. 25 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:33,303 And I just thought, "This isn't right, is it?" 26 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,406 And I made some phone calls. It turns out, it isn't. 27 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,767 ZOE: Aldous' longtime girlfriend and mother of their son, Naples, 28 00:02:39,867 --> 00:02:41,769 model pop star Jackie Q. 29 00:02:41,869 --> 00:02:43,454 He's really passionate. 30 00:02:44,872 --> 00:02:48,001 He's never been to Africa, but he's really passionate about it. 31 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,670 And about, like, potentially going there. 32 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:52,989 When they were putting together this costume, I said, 33 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:58,094 "Imagine an African, white Christ from space." 34 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,096 And this is what they came back with, 35 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:02,223 an African, white space Christ. 36 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:05,101 That's how it... Well, that's just the concept, you know. 37 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:08,463 Obviously, I'm not saying I'm an African, white space Christ. 38 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:11,274 That would be... That's not for me to say. That's for other people... 39 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,776 That's for other people to say if they think I'm... 40 00:03:13,901 --> 00:03:15,361 They think I'm like Jesus. 41 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,513 (SINGING) Ride me inside me supertight 42 00:03:17,613 --> 00:03:20,074 Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite 43 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:22,143 Ride me inside me supertight 44 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,145 Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite 45 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:26,581 Ride me inside me supertight 46 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,816 Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite 47 00:03:28,916 --> 00:03:32,587 ZOE: Jackie, you've had multiple hit singles, an amazing modeling career, 48 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,797 and your very own perfume line. 49 00:03:34,922 --> 00:03:37,533 How do you find balance with your family life? 50 00:03:37,633 --> 00:03:39,093 JACKIE: Naples is a darling. 51 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:40,370 Really cool! 52 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,971 JACKIE: He's so gorgeous. 53 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:43,514 And Aldy's the best father. 54 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,100 What do you love most about Aldous? 55 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:50,646 I just love his energy and insight. 56 00:03:50,938 --> 00:03:53,841 The way he says my name and... 57 00:03:53,941 --> 00:03:54,942 Jackie. 58 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:56,402 Oh, don't. 59 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,848 You have a huge album coming out right now, African Child. 60 00:04:00,948 --> 00:04:02,450 Everyone is so excited about it. You must be, too. 61 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:06,120 When people look back at musical history, 62 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:10,458 they'll say, "Sergeant Pepper, African Child. " 63 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:11,876 That's what they'll probably say. 64 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:14,796 (SINGING) Trapped in me 65 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:19,008 (SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 66 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:32,922 Jackie, Aldous, welcome back to Showbiz Tonight. 67 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:36,025 Great to see you! How are things going, Aldous? 68 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:39,637 Fantastically. To tell you the truth, Brooke. 69 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:43,449 I'm happy in a way I didn't think was truly possible for me. 70 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:44,659 Great. And you, Jackie? 71 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,269 I'm actually a bit bored, you know. 72 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:48,688 We've been sober now seven years together. 73 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,249 And it's been a real adjustment for me, 74 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,917 you know, the difference in lifestyle. 75 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:54,710 You know, he works out all day 76 00:04:54,835 --> 00:04:57,321 getting every part of his body really hard. 77 00:04:57,421 --> 00:04:59,490 Except one part's missing, you know? One part. 78 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:02,034 I think that through all that... Jackie. Have you been drinking today? 79 00:05:02,134 --> 00:05:04,454 I've had a few fucking drinks, yeah. Just a few drinks. 80 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:05,663 Yeah. But that... You know, whatever. 81 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:08,224 You know, arrest me. But it's really boring. Jackie. Jackie. 82 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:11,769 The old Aldous would have, you know, had his way with you. 83 00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:13,896 Would've bent you over that pretty little chair and had his way. 84 00:05:14,021 --> 00:05:15,298 And now we'd be having a three-way. 85 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,276 You'd be coming over for a cognac later, I'll tell you that, sweetie. 86 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:19,819 But that's not happening anymore. 87 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,071 Do you want me to start drinking again? Is that what you'd like? 88 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:23,864 Do you want to return to that? Maybe you should. 89 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,183 I'll do lines off her forehead 90 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:26,534 while I'm in her up to my nuts. 91 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:27,994 If that's what you want. I'm just saying. 92 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:31,414 Tell you what, time to invest in Jack Daniel's, 93 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:34,250 'cause Aldous Snow is off the wagon. 94 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:36,627 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 95 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,590 Drinking gin at half past 5:00 96 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,868 Chatting up the bird with the dodgy eye 97 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,329 I vomit J�ger on her pasty thighs 98 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,639 Do a runner when her fella arrives 99 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:55,671 Drop the pills, I'm off me crust 100 00:05:55,771 --> 00:05:58,049 Meet the lads, I'm coming up 101 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,885 The misbehaving singer appeared on MTV News this weekend 102 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,278 to leak some exciting info. 103 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:05,222 Let's get fucked, let's get fucked 104 00:06:05,322 --> 00:06:07,725 Let's get fucked up on the town 105 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:08,784 (WHOOPING) 106 00:06:08,909 --> 00:06:09,952 Let's get fucked, let's get fucked 107 00:06:10,077 --> 00:06:12,288 Let's get fucked up on the town 108 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:15,124 MAN: Aldous Snow's father and former manager, Jonathan Snow, 109 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:16,525 has written a tell-all book. 110 00:06:16,625 --> 00:06:19,111 Well, I managed Aldous for the first two years of his career. 111 00:06:19,211 --> 00:06:20,963 Yeah, he managed me while I was in his testicles. 112 00:06:21,088 --> 00:06:23,174 The minute he ejaculated, the management ended. 113 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:24,533 (REPORTERS SHOUTING) 114 00:06:24,633 --> 00:06:26,677 No, I don't fucking miss it! I'll show you what it's like. 115 00:06:26,802 --> 00:06:29,346 Yeah, you're watching Aldous Snow on TMZ! 116 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:30,598 (WHOOPING) 117 00:06:31,348 --> 00:06:33,751 Let's get fucked, let's get fucked 118 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:36,145 Let's get fucked up on the town 119 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:38,522 Let's get fucked, let's get fucked 120 00:06:38,647 --> 00:06:41,384 Let's get fucked up on the town 121 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,610 (ALARM BEEPING) 122 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:43,719 (ALDOUS SINGING ROCK SONG ON RADIO) 123 00:06:43,819 --> 00:06:45,638 Let's have fun, let's have fun Let's have fun up on the town 124 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:50,284 Let's have fun, let's have fun Let's have fun up on the town 125 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:54,205 Called a cab, back to mine Same routine every time 126 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:56,999 Okay, I'm up. I'm up! (MUSIC STOPS) 127 00:06:58,250 --> 00:06:59,335 Hey, Daph, how was work? 128 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:01,796 I can't talk. Too tired. 129 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,008 Is that blood on your scrubs? 130 00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:08,219 Probably. 131 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:10,554 This guy's heart just went, like... 132 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,307 It was like something out of Saw. 133 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:15,459 You want me to get you an Ambien? 134 00:07:15,559 --> 00:07:17,294 Oh, God, no. I have to be back there at noon. 135 00:07:17,394 --> 00:07:18,646 At noon? Mmm-hmm. 136 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:19,980 That sucks, babe, I'm sorry. 137 00:07:20,147 --> 00:07:21,899 It's okay, sweetie. It's not your fault. 138 00:07:22,858 --> 00:07:24,193 Okay. 139 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:27,238 What do you want? Whale, wave or mountain stream? 140 00:07:28,113 --> 00:07:29,365 DAPHNE: All of them. Really loud. 141 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:31,642 There you go. (WHALE SOUNDS ON RADIO) 142 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:33,828 Thank you, sweetie, I love you. 143 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:34,995 You're welcome. 144 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,539 I got you an eggy thingy. 145 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:40,276 I took a bite out of it and it's kind of cold, but it's still good. 146 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:41,694 Thank you. You're welcome. 147 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,045 You want to tape ourselves having sex 148 00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:44,380 for two hours before I go to work? 149 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:47,258 You're so funny. I love you. 150 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:48,659 No? Are you sure? 151 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:51,829 I've always wanted to have sex with the Lone Ranger I the Hamburglar. 152 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:53,222 No, I'll see you tonight. 153 00:07:54,848 --> 00:07:56,058 Okay. Have a good day. 154 00:07:56,183 --> 00:07:57,501 I love you, Aaron, so much. 155 00:07:57,601 --> 00:07:58,936 Good night. You're funny. 156 00:08:00,729 --> 00:08:02,356 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 157 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:11,782 Oi! I'm a love dealer You want to score 158 00:08:11,907 --> 00:08:15,244 I'll give you my number So give me a call 159 00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:19,290 You're looking so Ionely There's no need to be 160 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:23,043 Let me introduce you to my family 161 00:08:23,168 --> 00:08:25,362 What's up? How's it going? 162 00:08:25,462 --> 00:08:27,047 What's up, man? I went to that Jay-Z listening party last night. 163 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:33,220 Was it crazy? Was it insane? Was the album incredible? 164 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,497 I don't know. I got there late. 165 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,932 But there was this sweet after-after-party 166 00:08:37,057 --> 00:08:38,767 back at Jay-Z's house. It was insane. 167 00:08:38,892 --> 00:08:40,352 I ate cheese off some girl's titties. 168 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:43,772 Just lie to me and tell me it wasn't the best night of all time. 169 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,358 Yeah, it was, man. That party was dope. 170 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:49,528 Yeah. Dude, I used Jay-Z's bidet. 171 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:51,513 Yeah. We went into their bathroom. 172 00:08:51,613 --> 00:08:54,475 Jay-Z and Beyonc� have these two bidets right next to each other, 173 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:55,809 so they can sit there and hold hands 174 00:08:55,909 --> 00:08:57,619 while they get their bungus's cleaned out. 175 00:08:57,911 --> 00:09:00,981 You used Jay-Z and Beyonc�'s matching his and hers bidets? 176 00:09:01,081 --> 00:09:02,207 Jigga Man's bidet. 177 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:05,586 Did you hear? Killtown Records just fired 80% of their employees. 178 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,546 So what? I'm safe. I'm safe. 179 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,839 I'm in the jazz game. 180 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:10,507 Sergio doesn't even know your name. 181 00:09:10,632 --> 00:09:13,719 Good. I'm like background noise. Just like jazz. 182 00:09:14,261 --> 00:09:18,223 Let me put it like this, little boys, replaceable, replaceable, 183 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:21,894 replaceable, jazz. 184 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:25,314 We gotta thicken our revenue stream. 185 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,816 We gotta thicken our fucking stream. 186 00:09:27,941 --> 00:09:30,903 We gotta thicken the fuck out of that stream right now. 187 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,196 Shit is serious out here. 188 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:35,449 The music business is failing. The bubble done pop! 189 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,952 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 190 00:09:48,295 --> 00:09:49,338 Whose phone is that? 191 00:09:49,671 --> 00:09:50,923 It's my phone, man. That's your phone? 192 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,841 It's mine, yeah. 193 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,176 Answer it. 194 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:57,346 Definitely. (CLEARS THROAT) 195 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,098 What's up, bro? Yeah. No, I can't talk right now. 196 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:04,670 He forced me to answer it in the middle of this meeting in order to humiliate me. 197 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,814 Yeah, he's actually staring at me, he's really pissed right now. 198 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,275 Swear to God, I'm not joking, man. Yeah, 6:30. 199 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,344 I gotta go right now, though. Bye. 200 00:10:12,444 --> 00:10:13,470 I apologize about that. 201 00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:14,655 Throw that phone out of my office. 202 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:15,764 Please don't make me do that. 203 00:10:15,864 --> 00:10:16,865 Throw the phone out of my office. 204 00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:21,186 Throw that fucking phone out of my office! 205 00:10:21,286 --> 00:10:22,663 Right on. 206 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,373 (CELL PHONE CLATTERS) 207 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,254 Y'all think this meeting is for me. 208 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:33,157 No. No, this meeting is not for me. It's for y'all. 209 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:34,550 See, see, I'm gonna be all right. 210 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,953 I'm straight. I got villas in Brazil, Tahiti, 211 00:10:38,053 --> 00:10:39,763 East Hampton, Westhampton. 212 00:10:39,888 --> 00:10:41,974 Sergio gonna be fine! 213 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:44,226 Fuck the recession. 214 00:10:44,351 --> 00:10:45,669 I own 20 Koo Koo Roos. 215 00:10:45,769 --> 00:10:47,062 WOMAN: Twenty-one, sir. 216 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:48,939 I own 21 Koo Koo Roos. 217 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:53,235 Y'all don't own one Koo Koo Roo. Not one. 218 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,654 Not one. Y'all are fucked. 219 00:10:55,904 --> 00:10:57,155 (CHUCKLES) 220 00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:58,866 You all are fucked! 221 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:01,618 SERGIO: He's not wrong. 222 00:11:02,077 --> 00:11:03,829 Everyone loves chicken. I'm doing fine. 223 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:07,107 Please, people, help me help you. 224 00:11:07,207 --> 00:11:09,585 Y'all need to come up with some brilliant ideas right now. 225 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:10,878 Who's first? 226 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:13,005 MATTY: Me first, Sergio. 227 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:16,633 There's this Taiwanese phone company, TEC, 228 00:11:16,758 --> 00:11:18,952 it's got great valuation, it's a steal, dude. 229 00:11:19,052 --> 00:11:22,139 We buy that shit, we're not just selling the ring tones, 230 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,725 we're selling the fucking hardware, bitch. 231 00:11:26,184 --> 00:11:27,978 Does this look like a telephone company to you? 232 00:11:28,228 --> 00:11:30,897 We make records here. This is not Cingular Wireless. 233 00:11:31,106 --> 00:11:33,675 Anybody here know anything about Cingular's wireless broadband, 234 00:11:33,775 --> 00:11:35,527 any of that fucking phone shit? 235 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,863 No. Well, you know something, you should. 236 00:11:38,071 --> 00:11:41,199 Don't be proud of your ignorance. Now tell me something good. 237 00:11:41,408 --> 00:11:43,352 I just discovered the next Alicia Keys. 238 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,354 I swear to God above, I can vouch for her. 239 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:46,538 SERGIO: The next Alicia Keys. Yeah. 240 00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:50,751 What was your last discovery? 241 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:52,711 (SOFTLY) Chocolate Daddy. 242 00:11:53,962 --> 00:11:55,005 I couldn't hear you. What'd you say? 243 00:11:56,089 --> 00:11:57,049 Chocolate Daddy. 244 00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:58,575 Yeah, Chocolate motherfucking Daddy. 245 00:11:58,675 --> 00:12:00,177 He discovered Chocolate Daddy. 246 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:01,511 How much did Chocolate Daddy sell? 247 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:04,723 Fifteen thousand units. 248 00:12:05,223 --> 00:12:06,516 Fifteen thousand units. 249 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:07,768 I'm proud of every unit. 250 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,270 I'm proud of those units. 251 00:12:11,938 --> 00:12:14,149 I'm telling you, this girl is... Shut the fuck up. 252 00:12:14,274 --> 00:12:15,592 This girl... Don't talk. 253 00:12:15,692 --> 00:12:18,195 She got a... Shut the fuck up, man. Please. 254 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:21,865 I'm not gonna talk anymore. Shut the fuck up! 255 00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:23,392 Fifteen thousand units! 256 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:26,561 You made me vouch for Chocolate Daddy! Fifteen thousand units! 257 00:12:26,661 --> 00:12:28,563 I got six fucking kids! 258 00:12:28,663 --> 00:12:30,941 You know how much money that is to put them through school? 259 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:33,543 You know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear? 260 00:12:36,129 --> 00:12:38,799 I'm sorry for my outburst. I'm having a panic attack right now. 261 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:44,012 You. What you so quiet for? 262 00:12:46,181 --> 00:12:49,684 Just thinking of ideas. 263 00:12:49,976 --> 00:12:51,395 SERGIO: That's what we need. We need ideas. 264 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,063 Share. Share with the group. 265 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:54,815 AARON: Okay. 266 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:59,403 Next month is the 10-year anniversary of 267 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,530 Aldous Snow Live at the Greek Theatre, 268 00:13:02,614 --> 00:13:05,534 which is one of the highest selling live albums of all time. 269 00:13:05,742 --> 00:13:09,271 And if we did some sort of anniversary concert... 270 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,857 I did the figures, and it can generate 271 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,500 millions of dollars in revenue. 272 00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:17,796 So you think one show is gonna change our game. 273 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,465 Well, we simulcast on HBO, Facebook. 274 00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:23,135 We charge them each a million bucks to co-sponsor the event. 275 00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,996 And that'll jump-start sales of his back catalog, 276 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:29,458 which we can re-release, re-master, with additional tracks 277 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:31,960 and a live DVD of the concert. 278 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,187 Come on. We need a game changer. 279 00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:35,772 And Aldous Snow is not it. 280 00:13:35,897 --> 00:13:38,942 Aldous Snow is one of the last remaining rock stars. 281 00:13:39,526 --> 00:13:42,279 With all due respect, maybe a game changer's not what we need. 282 00:13:42,946 --> 00:13:46,074 He's a real musician, and we have a chance to make real music, 283 00:13:46,199 --> 00:13:47,993 and that's how we can succeed. 284 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:53,356 And personally, I think it would kick ass to see him play live again. 285 00:13:53,456 --> 00:13:56,126 That's why we're all in this business, right? 286 00:13:57,252 --> 00:13:59,212 To... 'Cause we're fans? 287 00:14:00,547 --> 00:14:02,090 That's really nice. 288 00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:06,636 Now I need y'all to listen to something that's a game changer. 289 00:14:06,761 --> 00:14:07,704 Play that shit. 290 00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:10,640 (RAP SONG PLAYING) 291 00:14:10,765 --> 00:14:12,559 This is a game changer right here. 292 00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:25,322 Hey. 293 00:14:25,989 --> 00:14:27,449 Hi. Hi. 294 00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:30,410 I'm so tired. Oh, my God. 295 00:14:31,286 --> 00:14:32,354 You look pretty. 296 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:33,455 Thank you! 297 00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,565 It was such a crazy day. 298 00:14:35,665 --> 00:14:37,834 I can't wait to watch, like, a hundred hours of Gossip Girl. 299 00:14:39,127 --> 00:14:40,629 Me, too. 300 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:41,838 Yay! 301 00:14:42,255 --> 00:14:44,199 Or instead of that, 302 00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:47,093 we could go see The Pixies and The Mars Volta play a show. 303 00:14:47,552 --> 00:14:48,703 I don't think I can do it tonight. 304 00:14:48,803 --> 00:14:50,805 I have to be back at the hospital at, like, 6:00 a.m. 305 00:14:51,139 --> 00:14:52,415 And who's Mars Volta, again? 306 00:14:52,515 --> 00:14:53,475 Oh. 307 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:56,895 (PSYCHEDELIC TRANCE PLAYING) 308 00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:12,702 I don't think it's worth me being tired over. 309 00:15:13,828 --> 00:15:15,955 Just stay and watch Gossip Girl with me. 310 00:15:16,539 --> 00:15:17,707 Okay, well, then if you fall asleep, 311 00:15:17,832 --> 00:15:19,042 then I get to go to the concert? 312 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,877 If you stay, I'll have sex with you. 313 00:15:22,003 --> 00:15:23,213 I feel like you're blackmailing me 314 00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:24,506 with your genitals. That's not fair. 315 00:15:24,839 --> 00:15:26,408 Well, then do it to me. 316 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,302 Listen, if you don't go to that concert, 317 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,721 you don't get any of my penis tonight. 318 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:33,890 I think I'm gonna stay home. 319 00:15:34,057 --> 00:15:35,517 Doesn't work with the penis. No, it's not fair. 320 00:15:35,642 --> 00:15:37,394 Blackmail does not work with the penis. It doesn't work. 321 00:15:40,146 --> 00:15:42,899 (SINGING) Inside you are the stars unfurled 322 00:15:43,024 --> 00:15:45,652 I've crossed me heart and I've crossed the world 323 00:15:45,777 --> 00:15:50,865 And I need you here And I need to be inside you 324 00:15:51,699 --> 00:15:54,327 Inside you 325 00:15:54,452 --> 00:15:57,314 Inside you 326 00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:01,918 There's got to be some part of me inside you 327 00:16:03,169 --> 00:16:04,629 Aldous Snow wants to do the show. 328 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,216 He's interested and available. Really? 329 00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:10,135 I want you to go to London and pick him up. 330 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,787 Then I want you to take him to New York to the Today Show 331 00:16:12,887 --> 00:16:14,497 to make the announcement about the concert. 332 00:16:14,597 --> 00:16:16,891 Then bring him back here for the show at the Greek. 333 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:18,768 (GASPS) 334 00:16:19,769 --> 00:16:21,438 Are you... Are you serious? 335 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:22,605 Don't smile like that. 336 00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:24,065 It makes you look like an 8-year-old boy 337 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:25,525 who just discovered his first boner. 338 00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:30,238 I don't have one, so... 339 00:16:30,363 --> 00:16:31,823 This is your fucking moment! 340 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,491 You only get one moment in life. 341 00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:36,077 It's not hiding in some cubicle, answering some fucking phone. 342 00:16:36,244 --> 00:16:38,746 Can you handle it? Yeah. I can handle the moment. 343 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,456 An artist is the slipperiest, most conniving 344 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,083 motherfucker on the face of the earth. 345 00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,252 That's why you have to watch your tushie 346 00:16:44,377 --> 00:16:47,046 while, at the same time, you make them feel like a star. 347 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,090 It's called mind fucking. 348 00:16:49,382 --> 00:16:51,301 You ever been mind fucked before? 349 00:16:52,135 --> 00:16:53,386 I don't think so. 350 00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:55,930 I'm mind fucking you right now. 351 00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:57,765 You are? 352 00:16:58,099 --> 00:17:00,018 Can you feel my dick fucking your mind? 353 00:17:02,437 --> 00:17:04,339 I don't... I can't really feel anything. 354 00:17:04,439 --> 00:17:06,441 See, that's it. That's the art of it! 355 00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:10,278 I'm mind fucking the shit out of you. 356 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:14,908 I hope you're wearing a condom, 'cause I have a dirty mind. 357 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,370 That was a joke. 358 00:17:20,997 --> 00:17:21,998 This is no time to joke. 359 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,583 Mind fucking is not no joke. 360 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:25,627 You have to mind fuck Aldous Snow. 361 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,571 He's a drug addict, Aaron. 362 00:17:28,671 --> 00:17:29,923 You have to show him balance. 363 00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:31,174 People want to see him fucked up, 364 00:17:31,299 --> 00:17:32,700 but they don't want to see him too fucked up. 365 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,594 If this is fucked up and this is sober, 366 00:17:35,094 --> 00:17:37,388 right here, that's the perfect balance right there. 367 00:17:37,513 --> 00:17:39,307 Not here. Right here. Okay. 368 00:17:39,432 --> 00:17:40,391 Do you like his music? 369 00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:44,062 I love his music. Except for African Child. That album sucked. 370 00:17:44,187 --> 00:17:46,648 No. No. No. You love African Child. 371 00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:48,524 Your mother loves African Child. 372 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,276 It's your girlfriend's favorite album. 373 00:17:50,443 --> 00:17:52,946 You love African Child. You bought 10 copies on the first day. 374 00:17:55,156 --> 00:17:57,450 Okay. Yeah, I love African Child. 375 00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:58,726 So lie to him. No. 376 00:17:58,826 --> 00:18:00,954 We don't lie to people. We don't do that. 377 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:02,997 We just believe in valid truths. 378 00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,125 Okay. 379 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,235 Do you like African Child? 380 00:18:07,335 --> 00:18:08,444 Hell, fucking no. 381 00:18:08,544 --> 00:18:10,505 It was the most racist, condescending shit ever made. 382 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:12,799 What the fuck you calling me? A house nigger? 383 00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:14,242 Do I look like African Child? 384 00:18:14,342 --> 00:18:15,468 I don't... No. 385 00:18:15,593 --> 00:18:17,178 You just called me a fucking house nigger. 386 00:18:18,721 --> 00:18:19,681 (CLEARS THROAT) 387 00:18:20,431 --> 00:18:23,184 No. I don't think you're a house N-word. 388 00:18:23,518 --> 00:18:25,920 No. I wasn't... No, I don't like fucking African Child. 389 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,089 But if he asks me if I like African Child, 390 00:18:28,189 --> 00:18:31,484 I love that shit! I play that shit in my fucking sleep. 391 00:18:31,609 --> 00:18:36,072 I wake up to it and I brush my teeth to it. I love African Child. 392 00:18:36,447 --> 00:18:37,990 Okay. I got it. 393 00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:39,367 But, no, I don't love African Child. 394 00:18:39,492 --> 00:18:41,119 Don't ever ask me that fucking question again. 395 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,204 Okay. I understand. 396 00:18:43,371 --> 00:18:44,706 From the minute you touch down in London, 397 00:18:44,831 --> 00:18:46,541 you have 72 hours to get Aldous Snow 398 00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:48,443 to the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles. 399 00:18:48,543 --> 00:18:49,527 Do you understand me? 400 00:18:49,627 --> 00:18:51,003 Yes. Definitely. 401 00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:52,797 Your flight leaves in three hours from LAX. 402 00:18:53,214 --> 00:18:54,674 Please, do a good job. 403 00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:57,160 AARON: Where is she? 404 00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:58,261 Right there. 405 00:18:58,386 --> 00:18:59,345 Hey. 406 00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:00,555 Hi, sweetie. 407 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,498 I have amazing news. Let's go get some coffee. 408 00:19:02,598 --> 00:19:04,792 I think I was asleep. 409 00:19:04,892 --> 00:19:07,270 Go back to sleep. I'll carry you to coffee, okay? 410 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:11,174 You're funny. 411 00:19:11,274 --> 00:19:12,775 You're funny. You're funny. 412 00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:14,652 Sergio was just so awesome. 413 00:19:14,777 --> 00:19:17,363 He was like, "You got one moment, and here's your moment." 414 00:19:18,531 --> 00:19:22,368 And it was like 8 Mile. You know? And he's letting me do this! 415 00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:25,037 I mean, I get to spend one-on-one time with Aldous Snow. 416 00:19:26,122 --> 00:19:28,207 Aldous Snow! I mean, how awesome is that? 417 00:19:28,499 --> 00:19:29,584 Wow, that's awesome. 418 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:33,880 I feel like I have all these ideas for his sound specifically. 419 00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:36,507 You know, I could help resurrect the guy's career. 420 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:40,219 You know? I mean, it's incredible. It's, like, my dream. 421 00:19:41,762 --> 00:19:43,556 I have some kind of big news, too. 422 00:19:45,558 --> 00:19:47,335 I got offered a residency, 423 00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:51,647 a place in a residency program, at East Seattle General. 424 00:19:51,772 --> 00:19:55,401 So, if I rank it first, then I can get matched there, 425 00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:57,111 which is pretty good. 426 00:19:58,613 --> 00:20:00,198 Like Seattle, Seattle? 427 00:20:00,323 --> 00:20:02,408 Yeah. It's really, really nice there. 428 00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:04,452 And it's a bigger staff, so they have better call schedules, 429 00:20:04,577 --> 00:20:08,831 so we could actually spend some time together. It's so nice! 430 00:20:09,457 --> 00:20:10,858 (CHUCKLES) I'm sorry. 431 00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:14,420 You want to... You want to... You want to move to Seattle? 432 00:20:14,795 --> 00:20:16,197 Well, yeah. To work in the hospital. 433 00:20:16,297 --> 00:20:17,548 To work in the hospital there, yeah. 434 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,427 What am I gonna do in Seattle? 435 00:20:21,552 --> 00:20:24,764 Oh, my God, there's tons of music stuff in Seattle. 436 00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:26,390 Nirvana! Nirvana came from Seattle. 437 00:20:26,515 --> 00:20:28,142 Can you not see how it's a little alarming 438 00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:30,269 that you've just decided that I'm moving to Seattle? 439 00:20:30,394 --> 00:20:31,479 Do you have an extra scalpel? 440 00:20:31,604 --> 00:20:32,547 Do you want to cut my balls off 441 00:20:32,647 --> 00:20:35,024 and put them in your pocket so you don't just metaphorically own them, 442 00:20:35,149 --> 00:20:37,218 you can physically hold them in your pocket? 443 00:20:37,318 --> 00:20:40,221 I mean, I feel like a '50s housewife right now. Like my dreams don't count. 444 00:20:40,321 --> 00:20:43,324 You're like Michael Jackson's dad. You're abusing me right now. 445 00:20:43,491 --> 00:20:45,826 Okay. You know what? We should just... We're gonna table this. 446 00:20:45,952 --> 00:20:47,061 We're gonna table it because I can't... 447 00:20:47,161 --> 00:20:49,897 Guess what. Just on a side note, I had an idea today. 448 00:20:49,997 --> 00:20:51,374 You're moving to Africa. 449 00:20:51,499 --> 00:20:53,734 Listen. You know how hard I've been working for this. 450 00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:57,213 You know I am killing myself in this internship. 451 00:20:57,338 --> 00:21:01,050 This hospital will be beautiful in Seattle, and it will be good for us. 452 00:21:01,175 --> 00:21:02,843 That's all I'm saying. I'm not trying to be hurtful. 453 00:21:02,969 --> 00:21:04,553 I'm just saying that I think it will be good for us, 454 00:21:04,679 --> 00:21:06,722 so we're moving to Seattle! I don't want to move to Seattle... 455 00:21:06,847 --> 00:21:07,974 We're moving! We're moving to Seattle. 456 00:21:08,099 --> 00:21:09,308 No. We're not moving to Seattle. 457 00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:12,144 Great. So maybe we should just take some time. 458 00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:18,259 Are you having your period or something? 459 00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:19,402 I'm sorry, what? 460 00:21:19,527 --> 00:21:21,654 Are you on your period or something? 461 00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:22,822 Are you fucking kidding me? 462 00:21:29,078 --> 00:21:31,038 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 463 00:21:57,064 --> 00:21:59,300 Hey! Aaron Green, yeah? From Pinnacle. 464 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,693 Hey, man! Hey! Yes. 465 00:22:01,152 --> 00:22:02,136 Wow. What? 466 00:22:02,236 --> 00:22:04,488 Okay. Oh, two. Right. 467 00:22:05,281 --> 00:22:06,282 Europe. 468 00:22:06,407 --> 00:22:08,451 Europe. Yeah. So, the Greek concert. 469 00:22:08,576 --> 00:22:10,144 In about three days? Three days. 470 00:22:10,244 --> 00:22:13,289 Yeah, Aldous is really excited. We all are. This is fantastic. 471 00:22:13,831 --> 00:22:14,832 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) I'm so ready! 472 00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:16,834 What? Cheerio! 473 00:22:18,252 --> 00:22:19,253 Great. 474 00:22:19,670 --> 00:22:20,696 I'm sorry, I'm nervous. 475 00:22:20,796 --> 00:22:21,797 Okay, come in, come in. 476 00:22:21,922 --> 00:22:23,215 Cool. He's gonna be a moment. 477 00:22:23,382 --> 00:22:25,342 Just go and wait for him outside on the terrace. 478 00:22:25,468 --> 00:22:26,886 (WHISPERS) I shouldn't have done that. 479 00:22:28,721 --> 00:22:29,889 AARON: This is awesome. 480 00:22:37,021 --> 00:22:38,022 Hey! 481 00:22:38,272 --> 00:22:39,548 I'm Aldous Snow, the rock star. 482 00:22:39,648 --> 00:22:42,718 Oh, man! I mean, your place is great! 483 00:22:42,818 --> 00:22:44,111 This is gonna be so much fun. 484 00:22:44,236 --> 00:22:46,030 We're gonna travel together... Who are you, mate? 485 00:22:46,739 --> 00:22:48,949 I'm sorry. I'm Aaron Green. 486 00:22:49,074 --> 00:22:50,242 What are you doing in me house? 487 00:22:50,409 --> 00:22:51,560 I'm from Pinnacle. 488 00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:53,913 I'm here to take you to the 10-year anniversary show at the Greek. 489 00:22:54,288 --> 00:22:55,789 That's not for another two months. 490 00:22:55,915 --> 00:22:56,874 Mum? 491 00:22:57,666 --> 00:22:58,859 Yeah? This joker's here 492 00:22:58,959 --> 00:23:00,461 to change the date of the Greek concert. 493 00:23:00,836 --> 00:23:01,795 Why would they do that? 494 00:23:02,254 --> 00:23:03,756 Why would they do that? Duffy! 495 00:23:03,881 --> 00:23:06,091 Yeah? Remember that concert in Los Angeles? 496 00:23:06,217 --> 00:23:07,635 Yeah. It's supposed to be in two months, isn't it? 497 00:23:08,052 --> 00:23:09,178 Yeah, two months. 498 00:23:09,303 --> 00:23:10,930 Two months, right, exactly. They've changed it. 499 00:23:11,639 --> 00:23:12,640 What? 500 00:23:13,015 --> 00:23:15,142 We had spoken about it. 501 00:23:15,267 --> 00:23:16,977 I've never seen you before in my life. 502 00:23:18,062 --> 00:23:21,424 I don't like change. I don't like it when things change. 503 00:23:21,524 --> 00:23:23,108 It's unsettling, isn't it? 504 00:23:23,234 --> 00:23:24,360 Would you like a biscuit? 505 00:23:24,485 --> 00:23:26,529 Or a lolly? Codeine? 506 00:23:26,654 --> 00:23:29,281 Mum, Duffy, just objectively, is this fair? 507 00:23:29,490 --> 00:23:30,491 No. No. 508 00:23:30,616 --> 00:23:32,534 It's not, is it? I'm not being unreasonable. 509 00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:33,661 No. No. 510 00:23:33,994 --> 00:23:34,937 He is. Yeah. 511 00:23:35,037 --> 00:23:36,038 Yes. 512 00:23:38,332 --> 00:23:39,959 Sorry I changed the date. 513 00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:41,752 Finally! 514 00:23:42,127 --> 00:23:44,505 Finally, he admits it. That's my bad. 515 00:23:44,838 --> 00:23:46,907 That's better. That's better that you've apologized, 516 00:23:47,007 --> 00:23:49,134 'cause now we can start to rebuild. 517 00:23:51,345 --> 00:23:52,304 Duffy? DUFFY: Yeah? 518 00:23:52,429 --> 00:23:53,622 Get us a couple of lagers, mate. 519 00:23:53,722 --> 00:23:57,476 It really is so nice to meet you. I'm a lifelong fan. 520 00:24:01,272 --> 00:24:02,523 This lager hits the spot. 521 00:24:04,191 --> 00:24:07,236 We should probably get going if we're gonna catch that 6:00 p.m. Flight to JFK. 522 00:24:07,361 --> 00:24:10,197 Aldy, by the way, whatever happened to Jackie? 523 00:24:10,322 --> 00:24:14,702 She was such a darling girl. She was so polite. I always liked her. 524 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,204 Did you? I really liked Dad. Where is he? 525 00:24:17,329 --> 00:24:20,916 Fuck off, Aldous. Your dad's a piece of shit moocher. 526 00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:22,918 You see how she talks about me dad? Imagine that. 527 00:24:24,545 --> 00:24:26,672 Anyways, we really should get... 528 00:24:26,797 --> 00:24:28,699 He had a heart attack last month, my dad. 529 00:24:28,799 --> 00:24:30,217 Look how she mugs him off. Disgusting. 530 00:24:30,342 --> 00:24:31,552 Well, if you like the bastard so much, 531 00:24:31,677 --> 00:24:33,345 why don't you go and visit him when you're in America? 532 00:24:33,470 --> 00:24:36,098 Perhaps I will. Perhaps I'll pop over and bond with him. 533 00:24:36,223 --> 00:24:37,224 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 534 00:24:37,349 --> 00:24:38,308 Yeah, I'd love that. 535 00:24:38,434 --> 00:24:40,227 Cut you out of the equation, you old bag. 536 00:24:42,396 --> 00:24:44,314 We really... 537 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,400 We should get going if we're gonna catch the flight. 538 00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:48,277 I'm only joking. I love you, Mummy. 539 00:24:49,194 --> 00:24:51,138 I'm your special little soldier, ain't I? 540 00:24:51,238 --> 00:24:53,240 Yes, you are. You're my special little boy. 541 00:24:56,827 --> 00:24:58,020 To Bushmills! Wow. 542 00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,079 Cheers. 543 00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,523 AARON: Hey, so, Aldous, for the Today Show, 544 00:25:01,623 --> 00:25:03,167 they want to know what song you want to play. 545 00:25:04,084 --> 00:25:06,754 Say it was up to you, Aaron, what would you have me do? 546 00:25:07,087 --> 00:25:09,031 That's your call. You're the artist, you know, 547 00:25:09,131 --> 00:25:10,716 whatever you feel like playing. 548 00:25:10,841 --> 00:25:13,969 I'd be really interested, 'cause you're, like, a legitimate enthusiast. 549 00:25:14,136 --> 00:25:16,830 I'd like to know what you'd be into doing. 550 00:25:16,930 --> 00:25:19,833 If I had to choose, all-time favorite 551 00:25:19,933 --> 00:25:21,669 would be The Clap. That's a classic. 552 00:25:21,769 --> 00:25:22,878 You know, that's... 553 00:25:22,978 --> 00:25:25,981 That's, like, my childhood right there, you know. 554 00:25:26,148 --> 00:25:30,611 Okay. Well, I suppose the obvious choice is African Child, right? 555 00:25:30,819 --> 00:25:31,904 MAN 1: Yeah. MAN 2: Great tune. 556 00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:34,490 Yeah, I love African Child. 557 00:25:34,615 --> 00:25:37,743 The song's awesome. I brush my teeth to it, you know? 558 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,455 I think maybe we should run to the airport right now, 559 00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:43,832 'cause we're getting close. 560 00:25:43,957 --> 00:25:45,025 Change it to the next one. 561 00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:46,919 Should we get out of this bourgeois shithole? 562 00:25:47,836 --> 00:25:49,171 (ALL LAUGHING) 563 00:25:51,882 --> 00:25:53,300 I disagree with what you're saying! 564 00:25:53,425 --> 00:25:54,760 Bollocks! I disagree highly! 565 00:25:55,969 --> 00:25:56,970 Oh, no. 566 00:25:57,095 --> 00:25:58,806 Hey, move into... Make Aaron famous. 567 00:25:59,014 --> 00:26:00,057 Aldous, here! 568 00:26:00,224 --> 00:26:02,309 AARON: Hey, look, the car service is here, with all the bags. 569 00:26:02,434 --> 00:26:04,478 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Change it to the next one. 570 00:26:05,187 --> 00:26:06,271 So we're going on the next one? 571 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:14,613 This is why we delay flights. For this! 572 00:26:19,368 --> 00:26:20,436 What's up, man? 573 00:26:20,536 --> 00:26:21,562 Hey. 574 00:26:21,662 --> 00:26:24,248 I'm here with Aldous Snow, so we have a table in the back. 575 00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:27,125 Great. 576 00:26:28,001 --> 00:26:29,753 Feel free to bring Professor Snape. 577 00:26:32,756 --> 00:26:35,050 Come by. We'll play some late-night Quidditch. 578 00:26:35,801 --> 00:26:37,135 Just leave it. Yeah. 579 00:26:41,014 --> 00:26:43,308 Right? Not everyone cares. 580 00:26:51,358 --> 00:26:52,651 (CLEARS THROAT) 581 00:26:52,776 --> 00:26:53,735 Excuse me. 582 00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:56,697 Aldous. Hey. Sorry. 583 00:26:57,030 --> 00:26:58,865 Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. 584 00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:01,410 What? What are you doing? I'm so sorry. Excuse me. 585 00:27:01,952 --> 00:27:03,437 What's this? Listen, hey, listen. 586 00:27:03,537 --> 00:27:06,540 It's just getting super close to that 12:00 a.m. Flight. 587 00:27:06,873 --> 00:27:08,083 Aaron. I don't... 588 00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:11,003 See them two girls? Just there? 589 00:27:11,670 --> 00:27:14,047 I want to fuck them two girls. Do you? 590 00:27:14,715 --> 00:27:17,092 Yeah, they seem awesome. 591 00:27:17,217 --> 00:27:19,344 They seem, like, cool. Sure. Why not? 592 00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:21,388 I don't want to think about that right now, man. 593 00:27:21,513 --> 00:27:24,625 That's cool. I just want to leave here, please. 594 00:27:24,725 --> 00:27:26,768 You're in a long-term relationship, right? 595 00:27:28,145 --> 00:27:30,797 No, just ended, actually. See, my... 596 00:27:30,897 --> 00:27:35,969 Brilliant! So, doesn't it make sense that we would stay here 597 00:27:36,069 --> 00:27:39,531 and have possibly the time of your life? 598 00:27:41,783 --> 00:27:42,993 Fuck! 599 00:27:43,744 --> 00:27:46,455 Okay. What'd you prefer, blonde or brunette? Blonde or brunette? 600 00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:48,540 I don't know. What was your ex? 601 00:27:48,665 --> 00:27:50,083 Brunette. Blonde it is. 602 00:27:56,256 --> 00:27:57,382 Here we go! 603 00:27:57,507 --> 00:27:59,092 Thank you. Cheers. 604 00:27:59,885 --> 00:28:01,678 Do you want to go to the loo for a minute? 605 00:28:03,472 --> 00:28:04,431 Why? 606 00:28:04,556 --> 00:28:06,266 Oh, yes! Oh, God. 607 00:28:07,017 --> 00:28:09,878 (TOILET FLUSHING) My butt's getting wet! My butt's getting wet! 608 00:28:09,978 --> 00:28:11,271 I'm falling in the toilet! 609 00:28:12,355 --> 00:28:13,482 I'm falling into the toilet! 610 00:28:14,024 --> 00:28:15,734 That was great. Awesome. 611 00:28:17,569 --> 00:28:19,738 (ALL CHEERING) 612 00:28:21,948 --> 00:28:22,949 Chase me! 613 00:28:23,909 --> 00:28:25,368 It's better than Christmas! 614 00:28:25,619 --> 00:28:26,620 No, shut up. 615 00:28:26,745 --> 00:28:28,371 ALDOUS: Go on, Aaron, give her both barrels! 616 00:28:28,663 --> 00:28:30,290 All right. Can you give me the key, please? 617 00:28:38,173 --> 00:28:39,132 I love you. 618 00:28:48,058 --> 00:28:49,543 MAN: We've seen not much of that today. (PHONE RINGING) 619 00:28:49,643 --> 00:28:50,769 Toss it! 620 00:28:50,894 --> 00:28:52,103 And there it goes. 621 00:28:58,151 --> 00:28:59,444 The hoop goes wide. 622 00:28:59,820 --> 00:29:00,862 Oh, no. 623 00:29:02,322 --> 00:29:03,740 (HORNS HONKING) 624 00:29:05,909 --> 00:29:08,912 We're fine. We got 35 minutes to catch an international flight. 625 00:29:10,664 --> 00:29:11,832 I wouldn't worry about it. 626 00:29:12,207 --> 00:29:15,836 Your mouth is smiling, but your eyes look all sad. Why? 627 00:29:15,961 --> 00:29:17,003 Will you excuse me one sec? 628 00:29:18,046 --> 00:29:19,297 Do you mind driving faster, please? 629 00:29:20,507 --> 00:29:22,133 Would you like me to take the Chiswick Roundabout 630 00:29:22,259 --> 00:29:23,677 through Hounslow and Staines? 631 00:29:24,553 --> 00:29:26,263 What is this, fucking Middle-earth? 632 00:29:26,429 --> 00:29:28,139 Just take us to the airport, okay? 633 00:29:29,516 --> 00:29:30,559 AARON: Come on! All right, sir. 634 00:29:30,684 --> 00:29:32,477 Run! Run! Run! 635 00:29:33,436 --> 00:29:34,729 Run! Just, try and keep up. 636 00:29:34,854 --> 00:29:36,089 ANNOUNCER: Final boarding call... Just keep up. 637 00:29:36,189 --> 00:29:38,275 Hold the plane! We're here! 638 00:29:42,696 --> 00:29:44,681 Aaron. Aaron. 639 00:29:44,781 --> 00:29:47,826 Aaron, you're sleeping. Stop sleep. Aaron, you're asleep. 640 00:29:48,201 --> 00:29:50,537 You're asleep. You're asleep, Aaron. Here's your drink. 641 00:29:51,454 --> 00:29:53,665 (GROANS) My leg. Don't sleep so often. 642 00:29:53,790 --> 00:29:54,791 Cheers, mate. 643 00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:00,672 Thank you for waking me up. 644 00:30:01,881 --> 00:30:04,050 Why do you think people keep saying my music's shit? 645 00:30:07,262 --> 00:30:09,764 I don't think that's the case. Is it? Is that the case? 646 00:30:10,015 --> 00:30:13,226 Yeah, a lot of negativity. Lot of sniping and snidey remarks. 647 00:30:13,351 --> 00:30:15,504 People are, "Yeah, he's shit, he's a has-been, he's over, 648 00:30:15,604 --> 00:30:17,188 "he's in his greatest hits era." 649 00:30:17,314 --> 00:30:20,066 Don't listen to that shit. I love all your albums. 650 00:30:22,068 --> 00:30:23,695 Do you love the album African Child? 651 00:30:25,363 --> 00:30:28,074 Yeah, of course. I love African Child. It's awesome. 652 00:30:28,199 --> 00:30:31,244 Aaron. NME said that African Child 653 00:30:31,369 --> 00:30:33,913 was the most detrimental thing to happen to black culture 654 00:30:34,039 --> 00:30:35,332 since the Rodney King beatings. 655 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,084 Are you serious? Yeah. 656 00:30:38,209 --> 00:30:41,671 I read in Rolling Stone that African Child came third 657 00:30:41,796 --> 00:30:43,757 behind famine and war 658 00:30:43,882 --> 00:30:46,384 as the thing that had been most damaging to African life. 659 00:30:48,595 --> 00:30:51,806 I find that hard to believe, 660 00:30:51,931 --> 00:30:54,042 but they say any press is good press, right? I mean... 661 00:30:54,142 --> 00:30:57,187 Come on, mate. You know, open up. 662 00:31:05,487 --> 00:31:07,889 It seems as if on your last album 663 00:31:07,989 --> 00:31:09,391 you kind of went in the studio and just did 664 00:31:09,491 --> 00:31:11,409 whatever the producer asked you to do. 665 00:31:12,202 --> 00:31:14,120 Right. Yeah, no, that's exactly... This is good. 666 00:31:14,454 --> 00:31:16,623 Aldous Snow needs to be two guitars, 667 00:31:16,748 --> 00:31:18,858 a bass and a drum kit and his incredible voice. 668 00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:20,293 Vocals, yes! Yes. And that's it. 669 00:31:20,418 --> 00:31:22,796 And that's what we want to hear. That's what I love. 670 00:31:22,921 --> 00:31:24,380 That's what all your fans love. 671 00:31:24,506 --> 00:31:26,758 It's just every artist has this one album 672 00:31:26,883 --> 00:31:28,927 that's just not good, and that's it. 673 00:31:29,052 --> 00:31:30,804 Honestly, I listen to that and I'm just like, 674 00:31:31,096 --> 00:31:35,225 "What is this piece of shit I'm listening to? Do I even know this artist? 675 00:31:35,475 --> 00:31:37,102 "What the fuck was he thinking?" 676 00:31:43,149 --> 00:31:45,110 Don't fucking talk to me like that, you little prick. 677 00:31:45,735 --> 00:31:46,736 I'm so sorry. 678 00:31:48,822 --> 00:31:52,559 In future, if someone asks you to give them a critique of their work, 679 00:31:52,659 --> 00:31:55,161 don't rip out their fucking gizzards 680 00:31:55,286 --> 00:31:56,871 and hold it in front of their face. 681 00:31:56,996 --> 00:31:58,706 What are you? What do you know? 682 00:31:58,832 --> 00:32:00,900 I'm sorry. Look, I don't know what I'm talking about. 683 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,128 Yeah, what you did was very spiteful. 684 00:32:03,253 --> 00:32:04,712 But it was also very brave and very honest, 685 00:32:04,838 --> 00:32:06,798 and I respect you for doing that, 686 00:32:06,923 --> 00:32:10,343 but the content of what you said has made me hate you. 687 00:32:12,428 --> 00:32:14,305 So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, 688 00:32:14,430 --> 00:32:17,809 for your truthfulness, peppered with hate. 689 00:32:18,393 --> 00:32:19,519 Hateful respect. 690 00:32:22,021 --> 00:32:23,147 I'm sorry. 691 00:32:23,565 --> 00:32:24,524 It's over. 692 00:32:24,858 --> 00:32:26,693 WOMAN ON TV: Scalpel! Now! MAN: But, Doctor! 693 00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:28,152 Hey, I think I used to have sex with her. 694 00:32:32,282 --> 00:32:33,700 Yeah, yeah. No, I did, I did. 695 00:32:34,576 --> 00:32:36,411 (ANNOUNCER READING) 696 00:32:38,746 --> 00:32:42,709 Love is blind Love is blind, love is blind 697 00:33:03,521 --> 00:33:07,025 Aaron. I haven't performed in three years, you know? 698 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,360 I need a drink if I'm gonna do this show. 699 00:33:09,569 --> 00:33:12,138 I feel tired. I don't even want to do it. 700 00:33:12,238 --> 00:33:13,406 You'll do great. 701 00:33:13,573 --> 00:33:16,476 We have, like, 14 minutes to get to the Today Show, so step on it. 702 00:33:16,576 --> 00:33:17,577 Aaron. 703 00:33:18,745 --> 00:33:20,413 Here's a photo of you being sick last night. 704 00:33:22,790 --> 00:33:24,042 And so it is. 705 00:33:26,919 --> 00:33:28,504 Who's this guy? He's really cute. 706 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,800 That's Naples. My son. 707 00:33:34,052 --> 00:33:36,512 The only thing that makes me happy, the little twit. (CELL PHONE RINGING) 708 00:33:40,683 --> 00:33:41,668 Hey, Sergio. 709 00:33:41,768 --> 00:33:44,771 The 7:00 a.m. Flight! What the fuck? 710 00:33:45,146 --> 00:33:47,148 You have lost control of this shit. 711 00:33:47,523 --> 00:33:48,524 What you think? Hold on. 712 00:33:50,318 --> 00:33:53,488 I mean, come on, player. Lose the pink, man. It's not gangsta. 713 00:33:53,613 --> 00:33:55,682 That's your problem, man. You always trying to be gangsta. 714 00:33:55,782 --> 00:33:58,576 What are you talkin' about? The name of the song is called I'm Gangsta! 715 00:33:59,827 --> 00:34:02,205 You're five zippers away from Thriller. 716 00:34:02,330 --> 00:34:04,499 And you're one shirt away from Carlton, motherfucker. 717 00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:08,669 Fuck off, Sergio. 718 00:34:08,836 --> 00:34:11,547 You can fuck me all you want, but you gonna change that goddamn pink. 719 00:34:11,964 --> 00:34:15,051 Aaron, listen, your job is to keep him sober for the next 30 minutes. 720 00:34:19,055 --> 00:34:21,599 Hey, I feel like a little whiskey. Do you mind? 721 00:34:23,142 --> 00:34:24,102 Thanks. 722 00:34:28,648 --> 00:34:30,817 I'm not gonna wear this hat on the program, 723 00:34:30,942 --> 00:34:34,362 so whatever you do to my hair now is irrelevant. 724 00:34:37,824 --> 00:34:40,618 I kind of feel like getting a buzz on also. Do you mind? 725 00:34:54,090 --> 00:34:55,466 ALDOUS: You enjoying yourself, mate? 726 00:34:57,343 --> 00:34:59,262 Goddamn. This ain't cool, what you're doing. 727 00:35:00,096 --> 00:35:01,139 'Cause I need that for the show. 728 00:35:01,305 --> 00:35:02,390 This isn't cool. 729 00:35:03,558 --> 00:35:06,018 Don't be a bitch, dude. Let me get my smoke on. 730 00:35:22,076 --> 00:35:25,163 Economist Paul Krugman stops by to give us his take on the economy. 731 00:35:25,496 --> 00:35:26,814 Hey. I'm Aaron. 732 00:35:26,914 --> 00:35:30,459 Do you have any idea how late you are? You smell like a hobo. 733 00:35:31,502 --> 00:35:33,337 But first, our interview and performance 734 00:35:33,546 --> 00:35:35,381 from British rocker Aldous Snow. 735 00:35:35,506 --> 00:35:37,133 We'll be back right after these messages. 736 00:35:39,302 --> 00:35:40,845 MAN: And we're in commercial. Thanks, guys. 737 00:35:41,429 --> 00:35:42,972 Meredith! Hello, this is Aldous Snow. 738 00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:45,099 It is such a pleasure to finally meet you. 739 00:35:45,224 --> 00:35:46,667 I was getting a little worried. I know you 740 00:35:46,767 --> 00:35:48,211 changed your flights quite a few times. 741 00:35:48,311 --> 00:35:49,395 I didn't think you'd make it. 742 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,606 ALDOUS: I apologize for our tardiness. 743 00:35:51,898 --> 00:35:54,467 The culprit is this gentleman. He's Aaron Green. 744 00:35:54,567 --> 00:35:56,302 That's why we're late, because of him. 745 00:35:56,402 --> 00:35:57,386 Aaron! Hey. 746 00:35:57,486 --> 00:35:59,405 Come meet Meredith. Hey, Meredith. 747 00:36:00,072 --> 00:36:01,908 Oh, my gosh. It's lovely to meet you. 748 00:36:03,576 --> 00:36:04,977 My mom loves your shit. 749 00:36:05,077 --> 00:36:06,495 There, see? 750 00:36:08,456 --> 00:36:09,482 He looks after me. 751 00:36:09,582 --> 00:36:11,025 MEREDITH: I am here with Aldous Snow of Infant Sorrow. 752 00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,209 Ready, one, take. 753 00:36:12,335 --> 00:36:15,379 Aldous, tough question. You were famously sober for many years. 754 00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:17,924 Now you are famously not sober. 755 00:36:18,049 --> 00:36:19,926 Are you on something right now? 756 00:36:20,718 --> 00:36:22,219 Yeah. You are? 757 00:36:22,762 --> 00:36:24,180 Yeah. Several things? 758 00:36:24,805 --> 00:36:27,433 I'm just mucking around, Meredith. I've never taken drugs. 759 00:36:29,101 --> 00:36:30,144 (WHISPERS) I have. 760 00:36:30,269 --> 00:36:31,337 I love them. 761 00:36:31,437 --> 00:36:32,713 Aldous, I'm worried about you. 762 00:36:32,813 --> 00:36:33,898 Are you Paul Krugman? 763 00:36:35,066 --> 00:36:36,025 Yeah. 764 00:36:37,151 --> 00:36:38,361 My dad loves your shit. 765 00:36:40,696 --> 00:36:41,697 Thank you. 766 00:36:41,947 --> 00:36:44,950 Hey, you're doing great, man! You're doing great. So good. 767 00:36:46,118 --> 00:36:48,037 I don't know the lyrics to African Child. 768 00:36:48,287 --> 00:36:49,522 You're funny as shit, man. 769 00:36:49,622 --> 00:36:51,832 I need you to get the lyrics. I'm serious. I don't know the lyrics. 770 00:36:51,957 --> 00:36:53,376 I can't remember what the lyrics are. 771 00:36:54,168 --> 00:36:56,420 They're, like, the most simplest lyrics ever. 772 00:36:56,962 --> 00:36:58,714 Are they, mate? What are they? 773 00:37:00,424 --> 00:37:01,592 Yeah... 774 00:37:03,094 --> 00:37:05,805 (SINGING) Across the mystic desert 775 00:37:06,347 --> 00:37:08,749 Is a desert that is mystic 776 00:37:08,849 --> 00:37:10,876 No! That's not the lyrics. 777 00:37:10,976 --> 00:37:12,269 I don't know. Thirty seconds. 778 00:37:12,395 --> 00:37:13,396 Thirty seconds. 779 00:37:13,854 --> 00:37:16,232 I will figure this out. Don't worry. You started this. 780 00:37:16,482 --> 00:37:19,235 (SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 781 00:37:23,656 --> 00:37:26,392 MEREDITH: I am here with Aldous Snow of Infant Sorrow. 782 00:37:26,492 --> 00:37:28,661 I understand that African Child was commercially disappointing. 783 00:37:28,911 --> 00:37:32,456 Who knows the lyrics to African Child? Who knows the lyrics to... 784 00:37:32,623 --> 00:37:33,774 ...artistically fulfilling. 785 00:37:33,874 --> 00:37:36,293 Yeah, but it was also critically disappointing. 786 00:37:38,462 --> 00:37:39,422 Yes. 787 00:37:39,547 --> 00:37:40,781 Hey, man. What's up? 788 00:37:40,881 --> 00:37:42,591 Do you know the lyrics to African Child? 789 00:37:43,175 --> 00:37:46,303 I don't know the lyrics. I just pound the drum and do the Africa face. 790 00:37:50,850 --> 00:37:53,269 I need the lyrics to African Child! 791 00:37:53,436 --> 00:37:55,813 I need the lyrics to African Child! 792 00:37:55,938 --> 00:37:58,983 ALDOUS ON TV: Yes, in a way. Although, in another way, no. 793 00:37:59,150 --> 00:38:01,360 MEREDITH: Well, we all want you... We want you to sing. 794 00:38:01,527 --> 00:38:02,570 What are the lyrics to African Child? 795 00:38:02,695 --> 00:38:04,196 ALDOUS: I guess I'm gonna. Okay, he's gonna sing. 796 00:38:04,321 --> 00:38:06,490 We'll be right back with Aldous Snow. I'm gonna. 797 00:38:06,824 --> 00:38:08,117 (CHEERING LOUDLY) 798 00:38:13,038 --> 00:38:14,832 It is a wonderful day here in New York City. 799 00:38:14,957 --> 00:38:16,959 We are seconds away from Aldous Snow 800 00:38:17,126 --> 00:38:19,128 performing live out in Rockefeller Plaza. 801 00:38:22,047 --> 00:38:23,991 I can't... Sorry, Meredith! 802 00:38:24,091 --> 00:38:25,092 Oh, boy. 803 00:38:25,217 --> 00:38:26,677 And now, Aldous. 804 00:38:28,596 --> 00:38:31,849 Thank you. I'm Aldous Snow. 805 00:38:33,934 --> 00:38:35,686 And this is African Child. 806 00:38:50,242 --> 00:38:51,202 Oh, fuck. 807 00:38:51,952 --> 00:38:53,412 Take three. Can you hit the delay? 808 00:38:53,829 --> 00:38:54,980 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 809 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,082 I want to... Do you remember The Clap? 810 00:39:01,045 --> 00:39:02,004 Play The Clap. 811 00:39:04,924 --> 00:39:06,842 One, two, three, four! 812 00:39:15,643 --> 00:39:17,144 (SINGING) We got the clap 813 00:39:17,269 --> 00:39:20,172 You got the clap We cooked the rocks 814 00:39:20,272 --> 00:39:22,524 You took the smack Ah, yeah 815 00:39:23,817 --> 00:39:24,818 We love you! 816 00:39:24,944 --> 00:39:27,571 We got the itch You got the scratch 817 00:39:27,696 --> 00:39:30,950 Burns, burns, burns Like the head of a match 818 00:39:31,075 --> 00:39:34,453 You took the front, I took the back Ah, yeah 819 00:39:36,497 --> 00:39:38,040 We got the clap 820 00:39:39,792 --> 00:39:41,085 We got it 821 00:39:42,878 --> 00:39:44,546 I got the clap! 822 00:39:46,131 --> 00:39:47,299 I got the clap, too! 823 00:39:48,467 --> 00:39:49,927 I'm so shitfaced. 824 00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:52,179 What's going on? My gosh. 825 00:39:52,638 --> 00:39:55,307 We got the clap You got the clap 826 00:39:55,641 --> 00:39:58,185 Wiped my face on the welcome mat 827 00:40:01,897 --> 00:40:04,817 We got the clap Can't be beat 828 00:40:04,942 --> 00:40:07,653 Got it off the back of a toilet seat 829 00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:12,074 Shake your hips Mind your feet 830 00:40:13,325 --> 00:40:15,411 We got the clap 831 00:40:16,745 --> 00:40:18,038 We got it 832 00:40:25,295 --> 00:40:26,463 Oh, no. 833 00:40:26,588 --> 00:40:28,215 Tell the West Coast they gotta trim the balls. 834 00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:29,341 Ready, one, take. 835 00:40:29,550 --> 00:40:32,177 We got the clap Can't be beat 836 00:40:35,097 --> 00:40:36,640 We got the clap 837 00:40:37,349 --> 00:40:41,395 We're gonna be performing at the Greek Theatre in two days! See you there! 838 00:40:45,315 --> 00:40:46,775 Aldous! Aldous! 839 00:40:50,487 --> 00:40:51,655 Pandemonium! 840 00:40:52,739 --> 00:40:54,908 Oh, man! That was awesome! 841 00:40:55,242 --> 00:40:56,685 So cool. I enjoyed that. 842 00:40:56,785 --> 00:40:58,787 I couldn't have done it without you, do you know what I mean? 843 00:40:58,954 --> 00:40:59,997 The Clap. Great idea! 844 00:41:00,122 --> 00:41:01,331 You rocked that shit! 845 00:41:01,707 --> 00:41:06,170 It was amazing. It was crazy, man. That is so fucking crazy. 846 00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:07,379 Oh, man. 847 00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:14,636 Central Park is beautiful. 848 00:41:14,845 --> 00:41:16,430 Are you sure you should do that, man. 849 00:41:16,555 --> 00:41:18,265 We're on our way to the airport. 850 00:41:18,724 --> 00:41:19,850 Let's go jogging! 851 00:41:19,975 --> 00:41:20,976 Come on, join in with me. 852 00:41:21,101 --> 00:41:23,145 No, I don't... This... You know... 853 00:41:23,854 --> 00:41:26,523 Please! For us, our friendship. 854 00:41:26,815 --> 00:41:28,650 (UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 855 00:42:08,941 --> 00:42:11,468 Thank you. Thank you for that. I'll use it. 856 00:42:11,568 --> 00:42:14,112 I would grind that. I would ride the shit out of her. 857 00:42:14,863 --> 00:42:16,323 Yeah, I would kiss her face. 858 00:42:17,324 --> 00:42:18,492 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 859 00:42:18,617 --> 00:42:21,119 Don't take it. Don't take it. 860 00:42:21,954 --> 00:42:23,330 Who is it? Sergio? 861 00:42:23,872 --> 00:42:25,499 Shit, it's Daphne. Worse. 862 00:42:26,959 --> 00:42:28,710 Hey, Daph. Hey, sweetie. 863 00:42:28,835 --> 00:42:29,778 What's up? 864 00:42:29,878 --> 00:42:33,048 Listen, I'm just calling 'cause I wanted to apologize. 865 00:42:33,632 --> 00:42:36,218 I just slept for, like, 20 straight hours 866 00:42:36,343 --> 00:42:38,428 and I'm feeling really bad, 867 00:42:38,887 --> 00:42:41,723 and I just wanted to say I'm sorry about what happened. 868 00:42:41,848 --> 00:42:42,891 I was out of my mind. 869 00:42:44,559 --> 00:42:46,019 Okay. Really? 870 00:42:46,144 --> 00:42:47,604 Yeah. Thanks. 871 00:42:47,813 --> 00:42:49,840 So, I'd like to make it up to you 872 00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:51,274 when you get back from your trip. 873 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,401 Wait, what's up? 874 00:42:52,693 --> 00:42:54,194 I would like to make it up to you. 875 00:42:54,444 --> 00:42:57,364 Fun Daphne got us tickets to Radiohead. 876 00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,783 Wait, what's up? 877 00:42:59,950 --> 00:43:01,518 Can you hear me? 878 00:43:01,618 --> 00:43:04,413 I thought we broke up. You broke up with me, right? 879 00:43:04,746 --> 00:43:07,416 Aaron, we live together. We have a home together. 880 00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:08,834 How could you think we were broken up? 881 00:43:09,001 --> 00:43:10,335 Because that's what you said. 882 00:43:10,919 --> 00:43:13,463 You really think that we're broken up right now? What have you been doing? 883 00:43:13,755 --> 00:43:16,299 You know, you're so holier-than-thou about being a doctor. 884 00:43:16,425 --> 00:43:18,660 You know, just 'cause you're a doctor doesn't make you a good person. 885 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,470 The Nazis have doctors, Daphne. 886 00:43:20,595 --> 00:43:23,206 They had Nazi doctors that fixed Nazi legs 887 00:43:23,306 --> 00:43:25,876 so they could walk around being angry, okay? 888 00:43:25,976 --> 00:43:27,544 So... What are you talking about? 889 00:43:27,644 --> 00:43:29,730 ALDOUS: Aaron! Is it your girlfriend? Let me have a go. 890 00:43:31,314 --> 00:43:35,152 Aaron is very busy now. Press seven for fellatio. 891 00:43:36,278 --> 00:43:37,487 Here you go. Don't hang about. 892 00:43:37,612 --> 00:43:39,698 There's pussy everywhere, mate. I can't do them all. 893 00:43:40,323 --> 00:43:41,783 Hey, that was Aldous. 894 00:43:41,908 --> 00:43:44,578 You know, here's some medical advice from your Nazi doctor. 895 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,288 Herpes is incurable. 896 00:43:49,207 --> 00:43:53,211 I labored under the myth of monogamy for seven years with Jackie, 897 00:43:53,336 --> 00:43:54,713 and it was pointless. 898 00:43:55,130 --> 00:43:57,048 So you only slept with Jackie? 899 00:43:57,382 --> 00:43:58,842 No. No. I mean, I slept with other people, 900 00:43:58,967 --> 00:44:00,385 but I always told her about it. 901 00:44:00,927 --> 00:44:01,887 Monogamy. 902 00:44:02,262 --> 00:44:04,623 I realize now my dad was just a realist. 903 00:44:04,723 --> 00:44:06,558 I used to be angry... All right, love. 904 00:44:06,725 --> 00:44:08,852 I used to be angry 'cause he abandoned me, 905 00:44:09,019 --> 00:44:11,188 but really, he was just being a realist. 906 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,273 You can't remain in that situation. 907 00:44:14,316 --> 00:44:16,426 Your dad lives in, in Vegas, right? 908 00:44:16,526 --> 00:44:18,595 Mmm-hmm. That's right, yeah. He lives there, yeah. 909 00:44:18,695 --> 00:44:20,572 You should invite him... Hello, love. 910 00:44:20,989 --> 00:44:22,115 Your dad should... Nice. 911 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:25,118 You should invite him to the show. You want me to get on that? 912 00:44:25,285 --> 00:44:27,204 I don't know if we really have that type of relationship, 913 00:44:27,329 --> 00:44:28,371 you know, me and my dad. 914 00:44:28,622 --> 00:44:30,999 He always wants something from me. It's a bad idea. 915 00:44:31,124 --> 00:44:33,126 Well, I'm sure he'd love to come see you perform. 916 00:44:33,335 --> 00:44:36,796 Let's put it this way. If I had a concert, my dad would come. 917 00:44:37,589 --> 00:44:39,382 He would come, like, five hours early 918 00:44:39,508 --> 00:44:41,843 and ask all the roadies what town they were from, 919 00:44:41,968 --> 00:44:44,054 and if he knew anybody from their town. 920 00:44:44,304 --> 00:44:45,455 He'd be proud. 921 00:44:45,555 --> 00:44:46,848 He's good. He's a good man. 922 00:44:47,891 --> 00:44:49,351 Yeah. Yeah. 923 00:44:52,187 --> 00:44:54,631 I hate to be a downer, but it's getting really late. 924 00:44:54,731 --> 00:44:57,426 We have a flight early in the morning. Do you mind if... 925 00:44:57,526 --> 00:45:01,154 Yeah, yeah, right. Hey, Aaron! 926 00:45:02,030 --> 00:45:04,449 Have you ever drunk absinthe, like from the 1900s? 927 00:45:05,825 --> 00:45:07,702 No. Picasso drank it. 928 00:45:08,828 --> 00:45:09,788 Oi! 929 00:45:10,997 --> 00:45:11,957 Absinthe! 930 00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:15,277 All right, well, we'll take one shot 931 00:45:15,377 --> 00:45:16,878 and then we'll go back to the hotel? 932 00:45:17,420 --> 00:45:19,714 Just a little sip of naughty water, 933 00:45:19,839 --> 00:45:22,092 and we go back to the hotel. Simple. 934 00:45:27,430 --> 00:45:29,432 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 935 00:45:49,786 --> 00:45:53,123 Aaron! You lost control, motherfucker. 936 00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:11,474 Stampin' on an African child! 937 00:46:11,850 --> 00:46:13,768 Do you like it when I whip you, Aldous? 938 00:46:13,935 --> 00:46:15,812 Why is Moby whipping us? 939 00:46:18,023 --> 00:46:19,482 Whee! 940 00:46:21,151 --> 00:46:22,110 Whee! 941 00:46:24,154 --> 00:46:25,530 Look, I'm eating my own head. 942 00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:34,164 (RINGING) 943 00:46:36,791 --> 00:46:37,943 (CLUB MUSIC PLAYING OVER PHONE) 944 00:46:38,043 --> 00:46:39,294 I accept your apology. 945 00:46:39,461 --> 00:46:40,670 GIRL: What's Aldous Snow like? 946 00:46:40,879 --> 00:46:41,963 AARON: He's the best. Hello? 947 00:46:43,173 --> 00:46:44,883 It's sort of like... I'm basically 948 00:46:45,008 --> 00:46:46,676 like his new producer or whatever. 949 00:46:46,801 --> 00:46:49,054 That is so amazing for you! 950 00:46:49,345 --> 00:46:51,790 Hello? AARON: Why are your boobs different sizes? 951 00:46:51,890 --> 00:46:53,016 'Cause the left... 952 00:46:54,392 --> 00:46:55,977 (HUMMING) 953 00:47:00,648 --> 00:47:01,858 AARON: I don't care either, Daphne. 954 00:47:03,526 --> 00:47:05,737 You live in Seattle, I'll fucking live in New York. 955 00:47:07,822 --> 00:47:09,324 (GROANS LOUDLY) 956 00:47:12,827 --> 00:47:14,579 ALDOUS: Look how beautiful you are. 957 00:47:14,704 --> 00:47:16,481 Do you see how beautiful you are, Jackie? 958 00:47:16,581 --> 00:47:18,400 I like being so close. 959 00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:20,084 You're so beautiful. 960 00:47:20,251 --> 00:47:21,211 (ALDOUS SINGING) 961 00:47:21,419 --> 00:47:27,926 Jackie Q, Jackie Q I love you 962 00:47:28,051 --> 00:47:29,202 Jackie Q 963 00:47:29,302 --> 00:47:30,637 Fucking hell. 964 00:47:30,762 --> 00:47:32,430 Jackie Q, Jackie Q at the barbeque 965 00:47:32,555 --> 00:47:34,182 You silly bastard. 966 00:47:35,099 --> 00:47:37,227 I love you. Why don't we make a sex tape? 967 00:47:37,352 --> 00:47:39,103 'Cause I don't want to make a sex tape. Yes. 968 00:47:39,229 --> 00:47:40,213 Fucking hell. 969 00:47:40,313 --> 00:47:43,883 Come on, it'll be fun! Please, Aldous, come on. 970 00:47:43,983 --> 00:47:45,385 I will not call you. 971 00:47:45,485 --> 00:47:47,862 Let me marry you. Please, Aldous. 972 00:47:48,154 --> 00:47:49,572 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 973 00:47:54,285 --> 00:47:55,870 ALDOUS: Jackie? 974 00:47:56,037 --> 00:47:57,580 Is that you, Aldous? 975 00:47:57,705 --> 00:47:59,399 No, Aldous Snow has got better things 976 00:47:59,499 --> 00:48:00,959 to do first thing in the morning 977 00:48:01,084 --> 00:48:03,253 than call up an ex-girlfriend. 978 00:48:04,796 --> 00:48:07,006 What are you doing? Where are you? 979 00:48:07,131 --> 00:48:08,758 Just in our old flat, actually. 980 00:48:09,884 --> 00:48:11,302 In New York. 981 00:48:12,262 --> 00:48:13,930 You with anybody? 982 00:48:14,973 --> 00:48:16,724 Some affable nitwit. 983 00:48:19,269 --> 00:48:20,520 Where are you now, Jackie? 984 00:48:20,687 --> 00:48:21,938 Los Angeles. 985 00:48:22,355 --> 00:48:23,815 What are you doing? 986 00:48:23,940 --> 00:48:25,942 Sleeping next to Lars Ulrich. 987 00:48:26,359 --> 00:48:29,028 Lars Ulrich? From Metallica? 988 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:30,280 Yeah. 989 00:48:30,989 --> 00:48:32,282 Why? (CHUCKLES) 990 00:48:33,283 --> 00:48:35,952 What's Lars packing in the drumstick region? 991 00:48:36,202 --> 00:48:37,704 I can't tell you that right now. 992 00:48:37,829 --> 00:48:39,372 He's sleeping right next to me. 993 00:48:39,664 --> 00:48:41,541 What are you so interested in Lars for, Aldous? 994 00:48:41,666 --> 00:48:43,126 You jealous? 995 00:48:43,251 --> 00:48:45,086 No. I don't get jealous. 996 00:48:46,087 --> 00:48:47,463 I miss you, Aldy. 997 00:48:47,630 --> 00:48:48,990 I miss you. I miss you. 998 00:48:49,090 --> 00:48:50,466 I miss you. 999 00:48:51,050 --> 00:48:54,287 Listen, why don't you be a good girl and put the phone down 1000 00:48:54,387 --> 00:48:56,139 next to your vagina, 'cause I need to talk to her. 1001 00:48:56,347 --> 00:48:57,765 (LAUGHING) 1002 00:48:58,516 --> 00:49:01,060 Hello? Is that Jackie's vagina? 1003 00:49:01,644 --> 00:49:02,770 Hello, Aldous. 1004 00:49:02,937 --> 00:49:04,063 All right. 1005 00:49:04,689 --> 00:49:06,007 How are you? I've missed you. 1006 00:49:06,107 --> 00:49:09,444 I'm very well, thank you. I've just come back from Brazil. 1007 00:49:11,446 --> 00:49:12,447 What's the weather like? 1008 00:49:13,156 --> 00:49:16,159 It's quite wet down there, actually. Fuck off. 1009 00:49:16,576 --> 00:49:18,661 I really miss your cock, Aldous. 1010 00:49:19,620 --> 00:49:20,939 I'm gonna come and see you, Jackie. 1011 00:49:21,039 --> 00:49:24,359 I don't think you should, but I do, I really miss you, Aldous. 1012 00:49:24,459 --> 00:49:25,501 I'm stuck here with a hard-on. 1013 00:49:25,626 --> 00:49:26,611 I don't know what to do with it. 1014 00:49:26,711 --> 00:49:28,755 Hey, babe. Who's on the horn? 1015 00:49:29,213 --> 00:49:31,424 It's Mum. She's just calling up from London. 1016 00:49:31,549 --> 00:49:32,717 LARS: Let me take care of this. 1017 00:49:34,093 --> 00:49:36,262 Oi, Aldous. It's Lars. 1018 00:49:36,387 --> 00:49:37,847 "I'm ashamed that you're with a drummer, Jackie. 1019 00:49:37,972 --> 00:49:40,224 "I'd always dreamed that you would marry a front man. 1020 00:49:40,558 --> 00:49:42,769 "With charisma. Razzmatazz. 1021 00:49:42,894 --> 00:49:45,271 "Rough around the edges, but with stars in his eyes, you know." 1022 00:49:45,396 --> 00:49:48,483 Jackie, your mom kind of sounds like a Monty Python skit. 1023 00:49:48,858 --> 00:49:51,986 Give me the phone back. Okay. Okay, okay, sorry. 1024 00:49:52,361 --> 00:49:53,946 Darling, I've gotta go, all right? 1025 00:49:54,072 --> 00:49:56,032 I'll see you later. 1026 00:49:56,157 --> 00:49:57,475 I'm coming to see you. 1027 00:49:57,575 --> 00:50:02,914 (SHUSHING) Don't say anything else, all right? I gotta go. Bye. 1028 00:50:08,753 --> 00:50:09,796 Get up. 1029 00:50:10,463 --> 00:50:12,548 I can't be here anymore now. 1030 00:50:16,052 --> 00:50:17,053 Huh? 1031 00:50:21,808 --> 00:50:24,644 I can't believe we're actually on time for a flight. 1032 00:50:25,770 --> 00:50:27,605 Hey, can you pull over, mate? 1033 00:50:27,730 --> 00:50:29,841 Actually, we, we have a flight to catch. 1034 00:50:29,941 --> 00:50:33,611 Yeah, no, just pull over here off Linden. I want to get a pretzel. 1035 00:50:45,248 --> 00:50:46,624 Dude really wants a pretzel. 1036 00:50:49,293 --> 00:50:50,753 He's not getting a pretzel, is he? 1037 00:50:51,921 --> 00:50:54,006 Not the kind you put mustard on. 1038 00:50:57,260 --> 00:50:58,344 Go, please. 1039 00:51:01,639 --> 00:51:02,640 Next in line! 1040 00:51:03,391 --> 00:51:05,768 You two traveling together? Okay. 1041 00:51:05,977 --> 00:51:07,712 You mind coming in back for a quick exam? 1042 00:51:07,812 --> 00:51:09,297 Just come this way, please. Thank you. 1043 00:51:09,397 --> 00:51:11,607 I need you to put this into your bottom hole. 1044 00:51:12,525 --> 00:51:13,609 What? 1045 00:51:14,527 --> 00:51:16,821 Put this into your rectum. 1046 00:51:16,988 --> 00:51:18,322 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1047 00:51:18,447 --> 00:51:19,599 What the fuck, man? 1048 00:51:19,699 --> 00:51:21,993 What are you doing? We're in the middle of the airport! 1049 00:51:22,118 --> 00:51:24,495 It's a necessary part of your job, Aaron. Don't be complicated. 1050 00:51:24,745 --> 00:51:26,564 I won't do it. I won't do it. No. 1051 00:51:26,664 --> 00:51:29,108 Put it in! Relax your anus. Stop! Just stop! 1052 00:51:29,208 --> 00:51:32,420 Aaron! If you don't do it, I ain't gonna do the concert. 1053 00:51:32,795 --> 00:51:34,672 I'll just get on a plane and go back to London. 1054 00:51:36,173 --> 00:51:38,384 The only logical thing to do in this situation 1055 00:51:38,509 --> 00:51:40,845 is to put this deep in your asshole. 1056 00:51:41,095 --> 00:51:42,638 COP: Please keep the line moving, sir. 1057 00:51:42,972 --> 00:51:44,181 (EXCLAIMS) 1058 00:51:45,016 --> 00:51:46,142 My phone is ringing. 1059 00:51:46,851 --> 00:51:48,169 Your phone is not ringing. 1060 00:51:48,269 --> 00:51:49,520 It's Sergio. 1061 00:51:49,854 --> 00:51:51,981 It's not Sergio. There's no one there! 1062 00:51:52,231 --> 00:51:54,734 Aaron, stop pretending to talk to Sergio! 1063 00:51:56,319 --> 00:51:58,696 Right, mate. Hello! 1064 00:51:59,030 --> 00:52:00,656 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 1065 00:52:01,032 --> 00:52:02,867 Hey! The couch is not for jumping! 1066 00:52:04,910 --> 00:52:07,788 Aaron, my superstar. Great news. 1067 00:52:07,955 --> 00:52:10,875 The concert sold out in 10 fucking minutes. 1068 00:52:11,083 --> 00:52:15,947 Hey, so I'm having a possible health issue with the talent. 1069 00:52:16,047 --> 00:52:17,031 What kind of health issue? 1070 00:52:17,131 --> 00:52:18,758 His eyes ain't rolling to the back of his head, are they? 1071 00:52:19,133 --> 00:52:21,719 No. Babe! I don't see no string cheese! 1072 00:52:22,178 --> 00:52:24,263 All I see is Babybels and chocolate pudding! 1073 00:52:24,388 --> 00:52:26,999 WOMAN: Baby, look in the dairy drawer! Next to the Go-Gurts. 1074 00:52:27,099 --> 00:52:28,392 I don't see no Go-Gurts! 1075 00:52:28,934 --> 00:52:30,378 You need to put these shits where I can see them. 1076 00:52:30,478 --> 00:52:34,690 He wants me to put drugs up my ass. And I don't know what to do. 1077 00:52:34,815 --> 00:52:36,359 Then you put the drugs up your ass. 1078 00:52:38,361 --> 00:52:39,362 What's the problem? 1079 00:52:39,862 --> 00:52:40,846 Please don't make me do that. 1080 00:52:40,946 --> 00:52:42,656 This is the opportunity that you've been waiting for. 1081 00:52:43,199 --> 00:52:45,368 You are now in the power position. 1082 00:52:45,493 --> 00:52:47,995 You hold all the power in your ass. 1083 00:52:48,287 --> 00:52:50,247 He will do whatever you want him to do. 1084 00:52:50,414 --> 00:52:52,333 Isn't that enabling him? 1085 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:53,459 Yes, that's what we do. 1086 00:52:53,709 --> 00:52:56,087 It's only a little bit of heron in your ass. 1087 00:52:56,504 --> 00:52:57,713 Nobody's gonna die. 1088 00:52:58,089 --> 00:52:59,507 You know what you signed up for. 1089 00:52:59,924 --> 00:53:03,427 (SINGING) It's Biggest Loser time It's Biggest Loser time 1090 00:53:03,552 --> 00:53:07,181 It's Daddy's favorite show It's Daddy's favorite show 1091 00:53:12,311 --> 00:53:13,395 Just give it. 1092 00:53:24,448 --> 00:53:25,407 Aaron! 1093 00:53:25,991 --> 00:53:27,701 Come on, mate, we ain't got all day. 1094 00:53:36,669 --> 00:53:40,798 It's not recreational! It's not meant to be a hobby! Just get it up! 1095 00:53:42,967 --> 00:53:44,176 (GROANS) 1096 00:53:45,177 --> 00:53:47,638 Close the door behind you! Hurry up! 1097 00:54:03,153 --> 00:54:04,405 Why did you do this to me? 1098 00:54:06,490 --> 00:54:07,449 Out of love. 1099 00:54:08,826 --> 00:54:10,369 Are you sure you should be doing this stuff? 1100 00:54:11,161 --> 00:54:16,709 Have you got an anti-drug message that you're gonna convey now? 1101 00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:22,089 I just feel like it couldn't hurt to not be on heroin. 1102 00:54:22,673 --> 00:54:24,800 Couldn't it? You know, I used to be sober. 1103 00:54:24,925 --> 00:54:26,327 When I was sober, I was worried about, 1104 00:54:26,427 --> 00:54:28,971 "Is this the twilight of my career?" 1105 00:54:29,513 --> 00:54:35,477 "Is the mother of my child a cruel, evil, brilliant, savant, idiot genius?" 1106 00:54:35,603 --> 00:54:38,589 You know, "Am I bringing up my kid the right way?" 1107 00:54:38,689 --> 00:54:41,759 Now, I'm just worried about drugs. 1108 00:54:41,859 --> 00:54:45,738 Your life's to-do list must be a baffling document. 1109 00:54:45,863 --> 00:54:47,765 You're worried about so many things, Aaron. 1110 00:54:47,865 --> 00:54:49,934 You're worried about will we get to the show? 1111 00:54:50,034 --> 00:54:53,270 Will I perform well? Will you get the credit that you deserve? 1112 00:54:53,370 --> 00:54:55,998 Mine has on it but one word. 1113 00:54:57,625 --> 00:54:59,501 Do you know what that word is? Oh, no. 1114 00:55:00,127 --> 00:55:01,962 I have to sneeze. What? 1115 00:55:02,421 --> 00:55:03,797 I have to sneeze. 1116 00:55:04,465 --> 00:55:07,968 But I'm terrified that my bowels will evacuate if I do. 1117 00:55:08,177 --> 00:55:10,037 If you sneeze, it is very important 1118 00:55:10,137 --> 00:55:12,306 that you clench at the same time. 1119 00:55:13,641 --> 00:55:14,625 Aaron. 1120 00:55:14,725 --> 00:55:16,644 I'm gonna sneeze. I'm gonna clench and sneeze. 1121 00:55:17,269 --> 00:55:18,937 Listen to me. Dude, I'm gonna clench and sneeze. 1122 00:55:19,063 --> 00:55:21,732 Don't close your eyes. It's impossible to sneeze if your eyes are open. 1123 00:55:21,857 --> 00:55:22,900 Open your eyes. 1124 00:55:23,651 --> 00:55:25,361 You're being selfish. I'm gonna clench and sneeze. 1125 00:55:31,241 --> 00:55:32,576 (FARTS) 1126 00:55:33,661 --> 00:55:35,871 Is it still in? I think I broke a rib. 1127 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,623 Hello, to you. Hi. 1128 00:55:37,748 --> 00:55:39,875 I'm just checking if flight 51 is on time. 1129 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,460 Let's see. 1130 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:43,337 (WHISTLING) 1131 00:55:44,088 --> 00:55:46,840 Hello, gorgeous. That flight to Vegas left yet? 1132 00:55:48,842 --> 00:55:49,868 Not yet. 1133 00:55:49,968 --> 00:55:52,513 Well, stick us on that then, please. 1134 00:55:53,472 --> 00:55:54,665 Two first-class tickets? 1135 00:55:54,765 --> 00:55:55,891 No. Yeah. 1136 00:55:56,016 --> 00:55:58,502 Yeah, switch us onto the Vegas flight, me and him. 1137 00:55:58,602 --> 00:56:00,212 All right. No. 1138 00:56:00,312 --> 00:56:01,647 I want to visit my dad. 1139 00:56:02,314 --> 00:56:03,399 It was your idea. 1140 00:56:04,441 --> 00:56:09,405 That's not what I meant. I meant after the show to see your dad. 1141 00:56:10,531 --> 00:56:12,741 You didn't specify. He didn't specify. 1142 00:56:12,866 --> 00:56:16,562 Yeah, well, I... You know, I did that special favor for you earlier. 1143 00:56:16,662 --> 00:56:21,458 So, maybe you could return that favor and we could just go to LA. 1144 00:56:21,792 --> 00:56:22,918 What favor? 1145 00:56:24,086 --> 00:56:26,713 You know. The favor that I did earlier. 1146 00:56:26,922 --> 00:56:28,240 My mind's a blank. 1147 00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:30,467 Oh! He means the heroin. Nope. 1148 00:56:30,592 --> 00:56:32,261 His bum's all full of heroin. He doesn't mean that. 1149 00:56:32,803 --> 00:56:34,221 No, no, no. I'm a terrible drug addict. 1150 00:56:34,471 --> 00:56:35,914 Mule! No. 1151 00:56:36,014 --> 00:56:37,249 He's a mule! No. 1152 00:56:37,349 --> 00:56:39,143 You're the devil. Perfect. 1153 00:56:43,063 --> 00:56:44,064 All right, I want my package now. 1154 00:56:44,731 --> 00:56:46,650 I'm not gonna give you the drugs 1155 00:56:46,775 --> 00:56:48,819 until we're in Los Angeles, post-show. 1156 00:56:48,944 --> 00:56:52,197 Just to clarify, are you saying you're withholding my narcotics? 1157 00:56:52,656 --> 00:56:55,325 You made a huge tactical error and now I'm in control. 1158 00:56:55,617 --> 00:56:56,577 Okay. 1159 00:56:57,828 --> 00:56:59,163 Are you ticklish? Okay, stop. 1160 00:56:59,288 --> 00:57:00,539 Okay, stop. Give me the package. 1161 00:57:00,664 --> 00:57:02,416 Seriously stop! Seriously stop! Seriously stop! 1162 00:57:04,751 --> 00:57:06,003 Seriously stop! Seriously. I'll smoke you out. 1163 00:57:06,128 --> 00:57:08,172 Seriously, seriously stop! 1164 00:57:09,673 --> 00:57:13,619 What are you doing? Stop! No! No! Let go! 1165 00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:16,805 You're crazy! No! No! 1166 00:57:16,930 --> 00:57:19,750 (SCREAMING) No! Open up. 1167 00:57:19,850 --> 00:57:21,268 No! Good girl. 1168 00:57:22,436 --> 00:57:24,354 Wasn't painful, was it? No. 1169 00:57:24,479 --> 00:57:25,898 In future, if you find yourself in a situation... 1170 00:57:26,023 --> 00:57:29,318 What are you doing? Get the fuck... You little wanker. 1171 00:57:33,196 --> 00:57:36,158 I just need you to go and score for me, Aaron. 1172 00:57:38,201 --> 00:57:40,245 We're in Vegas. I don't know peeps out here, you know? 1173 00:57:40,370 --> 00:57:41,980 It's not a fucking game, Aaron! 1174 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:45,375 Don't put yourself between me and my problem or I'll fucking destroy you! 1175 00:57:45,751 --> 00:57:49,338 Go on now! Why are you still here? Why are you still here? 1176 00:57:51,882 --> 00:57:53,425 Just calm... Just calm down. 1177 00:57:53,550 --> 00:57:55,135 It's not a joke! It's not funny! 1178 00:57:55,427 --> 00:57:57,996 Spilling my narcotics, fucking me around! 1179 00:57:58,096 --> 00:57:59,389 I need you to sort me out! 1180 00:57:59,514 --> 00:58:02,476 You spilled my medicine! You need to remedy it! 1181 00:58:05,270 --> 00:58:06,730 This is calm. 1182 00:58:06,855 --> 00:58:08,715 Twenty minutes ago, I was even more calm 1183 00:58:08,815 --> 00:58:10,634 when I had my fingers in your asshole. 1184 00:58:10,734 --> 00:58:12,719 You don't want to wait around for another half-hour, son, 1185 00:58:12,819 --> 00:58:14,029 'cause I'll be fucking you up. 1186 00:58:25,332 --> 00:58:26,483 I'll figure it out. 1187 00:58:26,583 --> 00:58:27,709 Yeah, you will. Yeah. 1188 00:58:31,588 --> 00:58:32,864 Hi. Can I help you? Yes. 1189 00:58:32,964 --> 00:58:35,133 I am trying to look up a friend of mine who's staying at the hotel. 1190 00:58:35,258 --> 00:58:37,661 I don't know what room he's in. Okay. What's the last name? 1191 00:58:37,761 --> 00:58:39,596 It's spelled H... Okay. 1192 00:58:40,347 --> 00:58:47,062 ...E-R-O-I-N. 1193 00:58:50,982 --> 00:58:52,693 Can you find that guest for me? 1194 00:58:56,279 --> 00:58:58,281 Can you find that guest for me? 1195 00:58:59,282 --> 00:59:00,409 Okay, I see what you're doing. 1196 00:59:01,118 --> 00:59:02,577 I don't think it's funny, to be honest with you. 1197 00:59:02,953 --> 00:59:04,896 I mean, you come here, you ask me for, 1198 00:59:04,996 --> 00:59:07,024 if somebody named Heroin has checked in the fucking hotel, 1199 00:59:07,124 --> 00:59:08,750 'cause you wanna buy drugs and that's how you do it? 1200 00:59:08,875 --> 00:59:11,028 You pretend that it's the last name of a fucking guest? 1201 00:59:11,128 --> 00:59:12,212 Are you out of your mind? 1202 00:59:14,548 --> 00:59:16,842 I don't know. I just, just, just... I just... 1203 00:59:16,967 --> 00:59:19,261 I'm looking for my friend Heroin. Do you know him? 1204 00:59:19,636 --> 00:59:23,098 Yeah, I do. He'll be out back of the Spice Market Buffet in 20 minutes. 1205 00:59:23,348 --> 00:59:25,350 (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO) 1206 00:59:26,768 --> 00:59:29,271 I feel like I'm in 2 Fast 2 Furious. 1207 00:59:33,150 --> 00:59:34,217 Yo, Brian, give me my money 1208 00:59:34,317 --> 00:59:36,194 or I'm gonna stab you in the fucking stomach, all right? 1209 00:59:36,319 --> 00:59:38,864 Get out of my room, dude. What are you gonna do? 1210 00:59:39,573 --> 00:59:43,452 What... I'm not, like, involved in this. 1211 00:59:44,202 --> 00:59:45,395 Oh, my God! 1212 00:59:45,495 --> 00:59:46,663 Where is the hospital? 1213 00:59:46,788 --> 00:59:49,332 You take a right on North Casino Way! 1214 00:59:50,167 --> 00:59:51,835 Every street's called Casino Way! 1215 00:59:57,174 --> 01:00:00,844 God, why didn't he take me all the way to the door? 1216 01:00:02,345 --> 01:00:04,055 (SINGING) One, two, three, four 1217 01:00:04,181 --> 01:00:06,016 It's just like coming in the back door 1218 01:00:06,141 --> 01:00:09,477 Five, six, seven, eight Feels great 1219 01:00:09,686 --> 01:00:14,024 A ring, a ring around my dirty posie 1220 01:00:14,149 --> 01:00:17,427 My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy 1221 01:00:17,527 --> 01:00:21,031 Ring, ring, ring around my posie 1222 01:00:21,156 --> 01:00:22,140 (CLEARS THROAT) 1223 01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:23,533 All the boys in town say I've the tautest of posies 1224 01:00:23,658 --> 01:00:24,826 Aldous. 1225 01:00:26,703 --> 01:00:29,789 I couldn't get what you wanted me to get. 1226 01:00:30,957 --> 01:00:32,083 Sorry. 1227 01:00:34,419 --> 01:00:35,754 Yeah, I forgot I asked you to do that. 1228 01:00:36,213 --> 01:00:37,881 No, that's all sorted. 1229 01:00:38,215 --> 01:00:40,842 Turns out, it's quite easy to get drugs in Las Vegas. 1230 01:00:42,928 --> 01:00:44,804 Why do you look so flustered? 1231 01:00:45,180 --> 01:00:46,640 All right, just change and we'll get going, shall we? 1232 01:00:47,599 --> 01:00:48,934 Looking forward to seeing me dad. 1233 01:00:49,059 --> 01:00:51,127 Thanks again for the suggestion. 1234 01:00:51,227 --> 01:00:52,228 Great. 1235 01:00:52,562 --> 01:00:57,509 By posie, I'm talking about my asshole 1236 01:00:57,609 --> 01:00:58,944 Jackie Q! 1237 01:01:08,662 --> 01:01:11,498 (SINGING JAZZ SONG) 1238 01:01:34,854 --> 01:01:38,525 When Frank Sinatra moves his arm, you can see my dad. There. There! 1239 01:01:46,991 --> 01:01:49,786 What about... What was that fucking album you brought out last? 1240 01:01:49,911 --> 01:01:52,914 It was... What was it? African something or Zambezi, 1241 01:01:53,039 --> 01:01:54,691 or what was it? African Child. 1242 01:01:54,791 --> 01:01:57,419 Child. Child. Yeah, yeah, African Child. 1243 01:01:57,544 --> 01:01:59,337 You should have stayed away from that one, I think. 1244 01:01:59,462 --> 01:02:02,924 I think you should've aborted that child, eh? (LAUGHS) You got that? 1245 01:02:03,508 --> 01:02:04,926 You know, mate? 1246 01:02:06,469 --> 01:02:07,804 I loved it. 1247 01:02:07,929 --> 01:02:10,040 She loved it, yeah. Yeah. She really did. 1248 01:02:10,140 --> 01:02:11,374 No, she told me that she loved it. 1249 01:02:11,474 --> 01:02:13,226 Yeah? I loved it. So enlightening. 1250 01:02:14,310 --> 01:02:15,603 We didn't order these. 1251 01:02:15,770 --> 01:02:17,047 These drinks are on the house. 1252 01:02:17,147 --> 01:02:20,024 Oh, really? Great. Thank you very much. 1253 01:02:20,734 --> 01:02:21,776 Funny, isn't it? 1254 01:02:21,901 --> 01:02:24,804 You get rich and then everything comes free. 1255 01:02:24,904 --> 01:02:25,947 Yeah. 1256 01:02:27,824 --> 01:02:29,225 So what brings you to Vegas? 1257 01:02:29,325 --> 01:02:30,827 Aldous wanted to visit you. 1258 01:02:30,952 --> 01:02:32,912 No. No, we were just passing through. 1259 01:02:33,163 --> 01:02:34,497 We were near. Really? 1260 01:02:35,081 --> 01:02:37,917 Actually, I've got a show at the Greek Theatre in LA. 1261 01:02:38,251 --> 01:02:40,278 Terrific! Terrific. Great. 1262 01:02:40,378 --> 01:02:42,005 It's tomorrow, actually. 1263 01:02:42,130 --> 01:02:43,715 Really? Terrific! 1264 01:02:44,090 --> 01:02:45,341 We should go see that. 1265 01:02:45,467 --> 01:02:47,719 (STAMMERING) Well, I'm not sure I... 1266 01:02:47,844 --> 01:02:49,345 No, I think I'm busy tomorrow night. I'm busy tomorrow. 1267 01:02:49,471 --> 01:02:52,082 Don't worry about it. It's not set in stone or... 1268 01:02:52,182 --> 01:02:54,225 It's actually very set in stone. 1269 01:02:54,684 --> 01:02:57,061 No, some of us have to work for a living, right? You know. 1270 01:02:57,353 --> 01:02:59,297 Yeah, 'cause I remember I became a rock star 1271 01:02:59,397 --> 01:03:01,316 as a result of winning a quiz show. 1272 01:03:01,691 --> 01:03:03,026 What? (LAUGHS) 1273 01:03:04,444 --> 01:03:06,362 All right, all right. I'll check the schedule. 1274 01:03:06,863 --> 01:03:08,364 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1275 01:03:09,866 --> 01:03:10,809 ALDOUS: Dad! 1276 01:03:10,909 --> 01:03:12,452 I like it here. 1277 01:03:13,077 --> 01:03:14,454 Cheers, son. 1278 01:03:14,913 --> 01:03:17,248 Yeah, I like to come here and clear my head. (CELL PHONE RINGING) 1279 01:03:17,373 --> 01:03:19,083 You remember that first strip club I brought you to? 1280 01:03:19,209 --> 01:03:21,528 ALDOUS: I do. Fondly. Very fondly. 1281 01:03:21,628 --> 01:03:24,130 So listen, what are you going to open with at the Greek? 1282 01:03:24,422 --> 01:03:26,132 Love Explodes. Really? 1283 01:03:26,424 --> 01:03:30,286 I think you should open with Going Up. I love that fucking song. 1284 01:03:30,386 --> 01:03:33,331 It's fucking genius. You know, it's a great thing to open with. 1285 01:03:33,431 --> 01:03:34,999 I mean, getting them up, getting them, fuck, 1286 01:03:35,099 --> 01:03:38,728 right there in the fucking palm of your hand right away. Going Up. 1287 01:03:38,853 --> 01:03:40,130 You missed sound check, bitch! 1288 01:03:40,230 --> 01:03:41,522 You know how much that's gonna cost us? 1289 01:03:41,648 --> 01:03:44,859 I apologize. Look, things got out of control. 1290 01:03:45,193 --> 01:03:48,304 But, hey, we're at The Standard now, so it's all fine, 1291 01:03:48,404 --> 01:03:51,115 because we're all settled in and we're here. 1292 01:03:51,241 --> 01:03:55,578 Guess what. I'm downstairs in the lobby. Why don't you come on down? 1293 01:03:56,204 --> 01:03:59,707 You know what? (WHISPERS) Actually, Aldous just went to sleep. 1294 01:04:00,041 --> 01:04:03,211 So I just think it'd be better if he just, like, got some rest. 1295 01:04:09,175 --> 01:04:10,134 April Fools. 1296 01:04:10,343 --> 01:04:12,136 I don't want to hear that shit. You fucked up. 1297 01:04:12,470 --> 01:04:14,873 He doesn't do anything you want him to do! He's a crazy person! 1298 01:04:14,973 --> 01:04:17,100 Okay, shut the fuck up and listen. There's a change of plans. 1299 01:04:17,225 --> 01:04:18,835 I hope you got a good night's sleep. 1300 01:04:18,935 --> 01:04:22,271 We going to party these pussy limey motherfuckers into the ground. 1301 01:04:22,397 --> 01:04:23,856 They gonna be dying to leave Vegas. 1302 01:04:24,023 --> 01:04:25,483 But we gonna have to mind fuck them. 1303 01:04:26,943 --> 01:04:28,277 A deep mind fuck. 1304 01:04:29,153 --> 01:04:30,113 Sergio! 1305 01:04:30,947 --> 01:04:31,906 Aldous, hey! 1306 01:04:32,031 --> 01:04:32,991 Have a drink with us! 1307 01:04:33,116 --> 01:04:34,075 Come on! 1308 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,518 ALDOUS: Whoo! Vegas! What's up, baby? 1309 01:04:35,618 --> 01:04:37,954 BOTH: Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! 1310 01:04:38,287 --> 01:04:39,330 ALDOUS: Join in! 1311 01:04:39,455 --> 01:04:41,749 Let's get our mind fuck on. 1312 01:04:43,876 --> 01:04:46,129 SERGIO: Now, the Rat Pack was the shit! 1313 01:04:46,295 --> 01:04:48,589 Those guys right there could croon. 1314 01:04:49,007 --> 01:04:51,259 Whenever I would hear Frank or Dean or Sammy sing, 1315 01:04:51,384 --> 01:04:53,286 shit would just warm my heart! 1316 01:04:53,386 --> 01:04:55,430 You know, it just makes me fucking tingle! It's nice, isn't it? 1317 01:04:55,555 --> 01:04:57,457 Yeah, I feel that. I feel that, Sergio. 1318 01:04:57,557 --> 01:05:00,893 Sometimes I think that I was Frank Sinatra in a past life, 1319 01:05:01,310 --> 01:05:03,922 even though I was born before he died. 1320 01:05:04,022 --> 01:05:05,815 No, I'm Frank Sinatra. 1321 01:05:05,940 --> 01:05:07,150 What? No. 1322 01:05:07,275 --> 01:05:09,218 You? No. (LAUGHING) 1323 01:05:09,318 --> 01:05:11,404 No. No, no, no. Sorry, mate. 1324 01:05:11,612 --> 01:05:13,448 You can't be Frank! Can't be Frank. 1325 01:05:13,656 --> 01:05:14,782 No. Yeah. I'm Frank. 1326 01:05:14,907 --> 01:05:16,576 What you trying to say? I gotta be Sammy? 1327 01:05:16,826 --> 01:05:18,161 ALDOUS: Yeah. Why I gotta be Sammy? 1328 01:05:18,327 --> 01:05:19,871 'Cause I'm black, I gotta be Sammy Davis? 1329 01:05:20,037 --> 01:05:21,564 Well, you know... 1330 01:05:21,664 --> 01:05:23,958 I look more like Frank than I do look like Sammy! 1331 01:05:24,459 --> 01:05:26,461 Hey, so it looks like you got everything under control, 1332 01:05:26,586 --> 01:05:28,087 so I might call it an evening. 1333 01:05:28,629 --> 01:05:29,714 Sit your ass... 1334 01:05:29,839 --> 01:05:31,799 Has he been acting like a bitch this whole time? 1335 01:05:31,924 --> 01:05:33,509 Yes, he has. Yeah, he's been a right little bitch. 1336 01:05:33,634 --> 01:05:35,470 SERGIO: What are you doing? You are representing Pinnacle. 1337 01:05:36,846 --> 01:05:39,807 Excuse me. Come here for a second. What's your name? 1338 01:05:41,184 --> 01:05:42,268 Destiny. 1339 01:05:43,144 --> 01:05:44,629 Destiny, this is Aaron. 1340 01:05:44,729 --> 01:05:47,590 He's my personal attendant. He runs shit for me. 1341 01:05:47,690 --> 01:05:49,400 Nice to meet you. Aaron. 1342 01:05:49,525 --> 01:05:50,860 Destiny. 1343 01:05:51,569 --> 01:05:53,321 Destiny, pay attention. 1344 01:05:53,654 --> 01:05:58,242 You are gonna go and have sex with Aaron. Right now. 1345 01:06:00,411 --> 01:06:01,537 That's disrespectful. 1346 01:06:01,704 --> 01:06:03,915 SERGIO: Aaron, go with your destiny. 1347 01:06:04,790 --> 01:06:08,794 (LAUGHING) That's my name, Destiny. And you're using it two ways. 1348 01:06:14,175 --> 01:06:15,218 I'm actually in a band. 1349 01:06:15,343 --> 01:06:19,096 My life is music. I'm in an all-girl cover band 1350 01:06:19,472 --> 01:06:22,600 and we do the Pussycat Girl's songs. 1351 01:06:23,142 --> 01:06:26,062 And we're called the Pussy Kittens. 1352 01:06:28,314 --> 01:06:29,774 Can you hook me up with Aldous? 1353 01:06:31,859 --> 01:06:32,818 Sure. Cool. 1354 01:06:34,820 --> 01:06:37,782 Okay, what are you doing? What? 1355 01:06:38,574 --> 01:06:39,867 Don't do that. 1356 01:06:39,992 --> 01:06:43,162 I feel like I want to show you something. 1357 01:06:43,538 --> 01:06:46,332 I feel like I don't want to see it, though. 1358 01:06:47,792 --> 01:06:51,420 All right! Hey! So that's your vagina. 1359 01:06:52,004 --> 01:06:54,006 Right on. No, but look at it! 1360 01:06:54,131 --> 01:06:57,134 Look at the hair. Look at the pubic hair! It's... 1361 01:06:57,260 --> 01:06:59,120 Yeah, it's a microphone. For my work. 1362 01:06:59,220 --> 01:07:02,431 Hello. Testing, one, two, three! Is this thing on? 1363 01:07:02,932 --> 01:07:03,916 Hello? 1364 01:07:04,016 --> 01:07:05,601 Hey, so put that away, all right? 1365 01:07:06,018 --> 01:07:08,187 Do you want to sing hair-aoke? 1366 01:07:08,688 --> 01:07:10,731 I'm okay. I'm all right. 1367 01:07:11,023 --> 01:07:12,608 Oh, my God. 1368 01:07:12,775 --> 01:07:14,318 I think you're really sexy 1369 01:07:15,069 --> 01:07:17,196 because you look like Dennis Quaid. 1370 01:07:17,655 --> 01:07:20,241 What? Really? Randy Quaid, maybe. 1371 01:07:20,449 --> 01:07:22,159 Pants off! No! 1372 01:07:22,410 --> 01:07:23,369 Off with the pants. Honestly... 1373 01:07:23,494 --> 01:07:24,562 Pants-off party! 1374 01:07:24,662 --> 01:07:26,664 You're acting crazy! Stop. No! 1375 01:07:27,039 --> 01:07:28,708 Hello. All right. 1376 01:07:30,293 --> 01:07:33,379 Fun and games are over. Let's relax for a second. 1377 01:07:33,921 --> 01:07:38,217 Let's just, let's just... You carry that around with you? 1378 01:07:39,635 --> 01:07:43,623 Stop! When's the last time you Purell-d that thing? 1379 01:07:43,723 --> 01:07:44,682 Kiss it. 1380 01:07:45,641 --> 01:07:46,626 (CHOKING) 1381 01:07:46,726 --> 01:07:47,685 You like it. 1382 01:07:47,810 --> 01:07:48,936 I want to go home! 1383 01:07:49,061 --> 01:07:50,771 This is going inside of you! 1384 01:07:50,896 --> 01:07:52,565 No! Get off of me! What are you doing? 1385 01:07:52,690 --> 01:07:56,193 Oh, my God! Why does this keep happening to me? 1386 01:07:56,527 --> 01:07:58,195 Just relax. No! 1387 01:07:58,571 --> 01:08:00,531 Take your medicine. Yes, yes. 1388 01:08:00,656 --> 01:08:01,949 AARON: Why does it have balls? 1389 01:08:15,755 --> 01:08:17,198 That was really nice. 1390 01:08:17,298 --> 01:08:19,425 No, it's really nice, you know, 1391 01:08:19,550 --> 01:08:20,718 playing together like that. 1392 01:08:20,843 --> 01:08:21,886 Yeah. 1393 01:08:22,011 --> 01:08:23,763 We should do it more often. 1394 01:08:24,263 --> 01:08:25,723 We should, Dad. 1395 01:08:28,517 --> 01:08:34,065 Yeah, you know, there's a ballroom space opening up at the Golden Nugget. 1396 01:08:34,398 --> 01:08:36,233 I know the owner a bit, you know? 1397 01:08:36,776 --> 01:08:39,528 I could hook you up with a permanent gig there. 1398 01:08:40,905 --> 01:08:45,826 We could make loads of dough. Well, they're all doing it, you know. 1399 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:48,287 Cher. C�line Dion. Elton John. 1400 01:08:48,412 --> 01:08:49,830 If you want money from me, Dad, just ask. 1401 01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:52,541 I don't want your fucking money, do I? 1402 01:08:52,833 --> 01:08:54,735 I just want to help your fucking career, don't I? 1403 01:08:54,835 --> 01:08:56,712 My career don't need help. Really? 1404 01:08:57,087 --> 01:08:59,673 Your last record, you know how many it sold? 1405 01:09:00,382 --> 01:09:02,593 Don't need help? You sure fucking do. 1406 01:09:02,885 --> 01:09:05,971 So you know the precise sales figures for me last album. 1407 01:09:06,430 --> 01:09:08,307 When was me birthday? Surprise me. Now, look, look... 1408 01:09:08,432 --> 01:09:09,767 When was me birthday? Aldy, Aldy, Aldy! 1409 01:09:09,892 --> 01:09:12,211 You never would have made it without me. 1410 01:09:12,311 --> 01:09:14,104 I did make it without you. I made it in spite of you. 1411 01:09:14,313 --> 01:09:17,107 You inherited all your musical talent from me! 1412 01:09:18,192 --> 01:09:21,320 I wrote all your songs from the tip of my cock. 1413 01:09:21,612 --> 01:09:24,949 Right. That's it. So, like, I've been plagiarizing from your ball bag. 1414 01:09:25,115 --> 01:09:28,077 Where does the DNA come... Where does your talent come from? 1415 01:09:28,619 --> 01:09:30,371 Here. Brilliant bit of biology, Dad. 1416 01:09:30,746 --> 01:09:34,041 Yeah, I think that's what Darwin discovered on the Galapagos Isles. 1417 01:09:34,166 --> 01:09:36,502 That music can be written in someone's spunk. 1418 01:09:36,627 --> 01:09:38,212 I'm talking fucking facts. 1419 01:09:38,337 --> 01:09:41,757 I think I've just been raped. ALDOUS: What's that? 1420 01:09:42,675 --> 01:09:43,634 Raped? 1421 01:09:44,134 --> 01:09:45,553 Here you go, mate. That'll take the edge off. 1422 01:09:46,011 --> 01:09:48,055 Yeah, give him that. Make yourself useful. 1423 01:09:50,891 --> 01:09:53,394 Here you go. All right? What is this? 1424 01:09:53,894 --> 01:09:56,355 It's called a Jeffrey, Aaron. Bit of this, bit of that. 1425 01:09:57,064 --> 01:09:59,275 JONATHAN: Here. Have a look. Have a look at this. 1426 01:09:59,567 --> 01:10:02,319 Aldous Snow wasn't always so pretty, was he, eh? 1427 01:10:02,486 --> 01:10:03,904 What are you showing him that for, Dad? 1428 01:10:04,029 --> 01:10:05,322 Why do you carry that photograph? 1429 01:10:05,948 --> 01:10:06,991 Remember when we used to box? 1430 01:10:07,533 --> 01:10:09,994 You used to get in the ring, wheezing around. 1431 01:10:11,412 --> 01:10:13,247 Do you remember? (LAUGHING) 1432 01:10:14,748 --> 01:10:19,295 Hey, what's in this? My heart's starting to beat really fast. 1433 01:10:20,004 --> 01:10:24,550 It's weed mostly. Sergio gave it to me. 1434 01:10:25,467 --> 01:10:29,638 It's got a bit of opium in it. Some heroin. 1435 01:10:30,264 --> 01:10:32,308 Crunched-up E's. JONATHAN: Clorox. 1436 01:10:32,683 --> 01:10:36,061 Methadone. Subutex. Morphine. Peyote. 1437 01:10:37,104 --> 01:10:38,564 Some other stuff that's unidentifiable, 1438 01:10:38,689 --> 01:10:41,650 and I think a little bit of angel dust, actually, if I'm not mistaken. 1439 01:10:41,775 --> 01:10:43,819 You know, bit of glue for... Yeah. Keep it traditional. 1440 01:10:44,153 --> 01:10:45,154 It's like a drug Neapolitan. 1441 01:10:46,864 --> 01:10:48,240 Oh, my God, look at his little boat. 1442 01:10:48,365 --> 01:10:49,683 What a lovely little boat race. 1443 01:10:49,783 --> 01:10:53,037 Yeah, let me get a shot of that. Hold it, hold it. Cheese! 1444 01:10:53,412 --> 01:10:54,872 I'll never tire of looking at that git. 1445 01:10:55,122 --> 01:10:56,999 Why the fuck is it called a Jeffrey? 1446 01:10:57,166 --> 01:10:59,501 'Cause who could be scared of a Jeffrey? 1447 01:10:59,626 --> 01:11:02,921 Yeah, Jeffrey's just this nice bloke from down the road, isn't he? 1448 01:11:04,048 --> 01:11:05,090 What's wrong with you? 1449 01:11:05,215 --> 01:11:07,676 "Hello, I'm Jeffrey! I've just moved in." 1450 01:11:07,801 --> 01:11:09,219 "Yes, I'm Jeffrey." 1451 01:11:09,345 --> 01:11:11,388 "Jeffrey. Jeffrey, Jeffrey." "My wife has got varicose veins!" 1452 01:11:11,638 --> 01:11:12,848 I'm having a heart attack. 1453 01:11:13,307 --> 01:11:14,350 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1454 01:11:15,059 --> 01:11:16,060 I'm having a heart attack. 1455 01:11:16,185 --> 01:11:17,478 You're not having a heart attack, Aaron. 1456 01:11:18,562 --> 01:11:20,047 I think he might be having a heart attack. 1457 01:11:20,147 --> 01:11:21,632 He's not. He's all right. Oh, no. 1458 01:11:21,732 --> 01:11:22,775 Don't wind him up. 1459 01:11:22,900 --> 01:11:23,842 I'm having a heart attack. 1460 01:11:23,942 --> 01:11:25,386 He is. He's having a heart attack. 1461 01:11:25,486 --> 01:11:27,321 I'm telling you. Listen to your dad! He's right! 1462 01:11:27,446 --> 01:11:28,405 He's not having a heart attack. 1463 01:11:28,530 --> 01:11:31,283 He looks like he's having a heart attack, doesn't he? 1464 01:11:31,408 --> 01:11:32,851 Aaron, come with me, mate. 1465 01:11:32,951 --> 01:11:34,328 Just get away from him. He's an idiot. 1466 01:11:34,453 --> 01:11:35,729 It's all right. Just take deep breaths. 1467 01:11:35,829 --> 01:11:37,331 In through your nose, out through your mouth. 1468 01:11:37,456 --> 01:11:39,124 In through your nose, out through your mouth. 1469 01:11:39,249 --> 01:11:40,626 That's what you need to do. 1470 01:11:40,751 --> 01:11:42,628 Come here. We're together, mate, all right? 1471 01:11:42,753 --> 01:11:44,755 I shouldn't have given you the Jeffrey. That was a mistake. 1472 01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:48,050 I'm so sorry. But relax now. It's over. Everything is beautiful. 1473 01:11:48,342 --> 01:11:51,804 The world is beautiful. Everything is cool. Look around us, we're... 1474 01:11:51,970 --> 01:11:53,555 Look at that, look. Look at these. 1475 01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:56,934 Look at this tiny, simple beauty of this tiny little ant. 1476 01:11:57,059 --> 01:11:59,937 Isn't that lovely? See? We're at one with that. So lovely. 1477 01:12:00,229 --> 01:12:01,480 It's nice, beautiful. 1478 01:12:01,605 --> 01:12:02,773 Isn't it beautiful? 1479 01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:06,110 And lovely, and wonderful, and pure and... 1480 01:12:07,778 --> 01:12:09,780 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. 1481 01:12:09,905 --> 01:12:11,490 No. I'm on the Jeffrey, too. 1482 01:12:11,615 --> 01:12:13,367 Now just breathe deeply. 1483 01:12:13,951 --> 01:12:15,285 Okay. Okay. 1484 01:12:15,494 --> 01:12:17,037 That won't last. No. 1485 01:12:17,162 --> 01:12:19,248 That's the joy of the Jeffrey, you see. 1486 01:12:19,373 --> 01:12:23,794 It goes away, but then it comes back! 1487 01:12:24,837 --> 01:12:26,280 Don't worry. It doesn't do that. You're gonna be okay. 1488 01:12:26,380 --> 01:12:27,339 Don't listen to him, don't listen to him. 1489 01:12:27,464 --> 01:12:29,007 Here. Put your hand here. Just touch the furry wall. 1490 01:12:29,132 --> 01:12:32,803 Stay with me. Be calm. Be calm. Just stroke the furry wall. 1491 01:12:33,512 --> 01:12:36,265 You're with the furry wall. With the furry wall now. 1492 01:12:36,682 --> 01:12:38,475 Dad! Stop bullying my mate! 1493 01:12:38,642 --> 01:12:40,394 You sound just like your mum. 1494 01:12:40,519 --> 01:12:42,921 Don't talk about my mum. Y'all need to take a hit of this Jeffrey! 1495 01:12:43,021 --> 01:12:44,089 It'll calm you down! 1496 01:12:44,189 --> 01:12:45,190 JONATHAN: Sammy's right! 1497 01:12:45,482 --> 01:12:50,070 Right, I've got a question. She still seeing that soft-dick postman, eh? 1498 01:12:50,195 --> 01:12:51,405 Or has he left her as well? 1499 01:12:51,530 --> 01:12:53,240 You're gonna die on your own, old man. 1500 01:12:53,365 --> 01:12:56,326 You're gonna die and I'm gonna fucking laugh when you die, you old cunt. 1501 01:12:56,451 --> 01:12:58,996 Aaron, stop stroking the furry wall! We're going... 1502 01:13:01,748 --> 01:13:02,791 Get off! 1503 01:13:04,209 --> 01:13:06,628 Hey, shouldn't somebody stop this? 1504 01:13:07,004 --> 01:13:08,255 Feel how good this feels? 1505 01:13:08,380 --> 01:13:10,674 I'm gonna cover the whole outside of my house in this material. 1506 01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:13,719 Come back here. Get back here. Get... 1507 01:13:14,845 --> 01:13:16,747 My house is gonna look like a fucking werewolf. 1508 01:13:16,847 --> 01:13:17,889 What the fuck? 1509 01:13:18,015 --> 01:13:19,474 Go on, run away! Stop chasing me! 1510 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,351 SERGIO: See, Aaron? The plan is working. 1511 01:13:22,269 --> 01:13:24,271 This is what old pussy used to look like in the '70s. 1512 01:13:25,022 --> 01:13:26,064 I miss that. 1513 01:13:26,481 --> 01:13:28,358 You're a very bad parent! 1514 01:13:29,026 --> 01:13:30,110 I'll show you bad, eh? 1515 01:13:30,235 --> 01:13:31,445 What are you doing? That's a gun! 1516 01:13:31,570 --> 01:13:32,863 He's got a gun! 1517 01:13:32,988 --> 01:13:35,282 Now that's what I'm talking about. Oh, no. 1518 01:13:35,407 --> 01:13:36,742 Where did that come from? Hey! 1519 01:13:36,867 --> 01:13:37,909 Keep stroking the wall! 1520 01:13:38,035 --> 01:13:39,703 Keep stroking the wall! 1521 01:13:39,953 --> 01:13:42,205 That's Jeffrey's gun. No one endangers my artist! 1522 01:13:43,582 --> 01:13:45,417 Somebody help me, please! I'm coming, Aaron! 1523 01:13:46,793 --> 01:13:48,420 This is so rock star. 1524 01:13:48,545 --> 01:13:50,213 I'm having a heart attack! 1525 01:13:50,339 --> 01:13:53,800 Somebody take me to the hospital! It's on North Casino Way! 1526 01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:55,827 (SHUSHING) 1527 01:13:55,927 --> 01:13:57,788 Calm down. I'm having a heart attack! 1528 01:13:57,888 --> 01:14:00,390 You're having a heart attack, are you? I am! 1529 01:14:00,515 --> 01:14:03,518 Jesus! Why can't everything be this simple? 1530 01:14:04,102 --> 01:14:06,104 Sergio, fancy a drink, eh? 1531 01:14:09,232 --> 01:14:11,009 Sergio would have made you bring a medical kit. 1532 01:14:11,109 --> 01:14:12,344 Where is the medical kit that Sergio... 1533 01:14:12,444 --> 01:14:14,363 It's over there! It's over there! 1534 01:14:15,989 --> 01:14:16,974 (LAUGHING) 1535 01:14:17,074 --> 01:14:18,075 Fucker. 1536 01:14:19,326 --> 01:14:21,078 Yeah! 1537 01:14:25,916 --> 01:14:27,793 I'm okay. Right! 1538 01:14:28,126 --> 01:14:29,294 Come here! 1539 01:14:29,419 --> 01:14:30,696 No! No. No. 1540 01:14:30,796 --> 01:14:32,990 Now I'm gonna stab you in the heart with this adrenaline needle. 1541 01:14:33,090 --> 01:14:34,424 What? What? 1542 01:14:34,966 --> 01:14:36,676 (SCREAMING) 1543 01:14:39,679 --> 01:14:42,265 I'm alive! 1544 01:14:47,979 --> 01:14:50,023 (WHOOPING) See if you like this. 1545 01:14:52,734 --> 01:14:54,052 Where the hell you been? 1546 01:14:54,152 --> 01:14:55,153 We went to see Cher. 1547 01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:56,613 Cher? How was it? 1548 01:14:57,155 --> 01:14:58,115 Amazing. 1549 01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:00,200 This is all your fault! 1550 01:15:00,367 --> 01:15:02,369 He's fucking Catwoman! 1551 01:15:02,494 --> 01:15:04,371 You're so mean! That's enough! 1552 01:15:04,496 --> 01:15:06,081 It's not easy being a parent. 1553 01:15:10,418 --> 01:15:11,419 Shit! 1554 01:15:11,545 --> 01:15:13,547 I'm sorry, pops, you okay? 1555 01:15:15,173 --> 01:15:16,258 (WHOOPING) 1556 01:15:17,968 --> 01:15:20,078 Now, this is what the music industry is all about. 1557 01:15:20,178 --> 01:15:21,221 Sergio's gone crazy. 1558 01:15:21,346 --> 01:15:22,848 I love this game! 1559 01:15:22,973 --> 01:15:25,225 He's Jeffreyed. Let's go! Bye! 1560 01:15:25,350 --> 01:15:26,585 No, I don't think so. 1561 01:15:26,685 --> 01:15:29,963 This adrenaline's crazy! I've never run so fast in my life! 1562 01:15:30,063 --> 01:15:31,590 I don't have my luggage! 1563 01:15:31,690 --> 01:15:33,483 Fuck your luggage! We'll get you new luggage! 1564 01:15:33,733 --> 01:15:36,653 Where you going? Run all the way back to LA! 1565 01:15:36,945 --> 01:15:38,864 Sergio is chasing us! 1566 01:15:39,030 --> 01:15:40,991 This is the longest hallway of all time! 1567 01:15:41,116 --> 01:15:42,909 It's Kubrickian! 1568 01:15:45,328 --> 01:15:47,664 You cannot outrun me! I am black! 1569 01:16:02,012 --> 01:16:04,664 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Please, driver! Just drive it! 1570 01:16:04,764 --> 01:16:07,684 Go! Now! Go! Go! Go! Go! Drive! 1571 01:16:08,351 --> 01:16:09,920 Drive faster! Quickly! 1572 01:16:10,020 --> 01:16:11,313 It's not fucking cool! 1573 01:16:11,563 --> 01:16:12,772 Go! Oh, no! Oh, my God! Oh! 1574 01:16:14,566 --> 01:16:15,275 Stop, stop! Stop! 1575 01:16:18,111 --> 01:16:20,030 Why aren't you bitches going? Come on! 1576 01:16:20,405 --> 01:16:23,391 Go, go, go, go, go! Go! Go! 1577 01:16:23,491 --> 01:16:26,119 The plan worked! Now that's a mind fuck. 1578 01:16:29,706 --> 01:16:32,959 Aldous? Aldous. Aldous, I can't sleep. 1579 01:16:33,752 --> 01:16:36,087 The adrenaline'll wear off soon, Aaron. Just be patient. 1580 01:16:36,338 --> 01:16:38,340 Go back to sleep. I can't sleep, man. 1581 01:16:39,090 --> 01:16:41,760 This adrenaline is just... It's like coursing through my whole body! 1582 01:16:42,052 --> 01:16:43,553 Aaron, don't be selfish. I'm really tired. 1583 01:16:43,762 --> 01:16:45,263 I've had a really difficult few days. 1584 01:16:45,388 --> 01:16:47,265 Been under a lot of pressure. Just let me relax. 1585 01:16:47,515 --> 01:16:49,000 No! No! 1586 01:16:49,100 --> 01:16:50,393 Aaron, you're being strange. 1587 01:16:51,061 --> 01:16:53,146 No! Aaron, don't be selfish. I'm sleeping. 1588 01:16:53,271 --> 01:16:55,732 No! You've kept me up for three days, you got me all Jeffreyed up, 1589 01:16:55,899 --> 01:16:57,609 and you stabbed me in the arm with an adrenaline needle! 1590 01:16:57,942 --> 01:16:59,152 You're staying up and talking to me! 1591 01:16:59,277 --> 01:17:01,154 I gave you that adrenaline for your own good. 1592 01:17:01,279 --> 01:17:04,616 Your life was in jeopardy. I'm like a guardian angel. 1593 01:17:09,037 --> 01:17:11,956 Your dad. Your dad, man. That sucks. 1594 01:17:13,958 --> 01:17:14,959 That was crazy, man. 1595 01:17:15,377 --> 01:17:18,113 He's all right. He's just trying to live his life, isn't he? 1596 01:17:18,213 --> 01:17:20,882 He's not all right. He uses you. You let people use you. 1597 01:17:21,132 --> 01:17:23,093 Sooner or later you're gonna be all used up! 1598 01:17:23,218 --> 01:17:25,136 Yeah, a lot of the time when people are on drugs, 1599 01:17:25,261 --> 01:17:27,764 they come up with sentimental rubbish. But this is brilliant. 1600 01:17:28,348 --> 01:17:30,083 Ha, ha. I know you're making fun of me, but I don't care. 1601 01:17:30,183 --> 01:17:32,268 No, you've made me happy. Just let me sleep now. 1602 01:17:32,394 --> 01:17:33,586 You know what I'm gonna do when I get home? 1603 01:17:33,686 --> 01:17:34,646 No, this is good. 1604 01:17:34,771 --> 01:17:35,880 I'm gonna get on my hands and knees, 1605 01:17:35,980 --> 01:17:37,649 and I'm gonna beg Daphne to take me back. 1606 01:17:38,108 --> 01:17:40,026 It's gonna be shameful. But that's what you should do. 1607 01:17:40,527 --> 01:17:42,320 Because Jackie is your Daphne! 1608 01:17:43,738 --> 01:17:45,782 I think it's a bit more complicated than that, mate. 1609 01:17:46,324 --> 01:17:49,119 No. Underneath that hair is a brain and a heart just like mine. 1610 01:17:49,786 --> 01:17:53,164 No, I think your brain is full of lollipops 1611 01:17:53,331 --> 01:17:56,668 and rainbows and cheese and wonder. 1612 01:17:57,168 --> 01:17:58,711 Mine's slightly darker. 1613 01:17:59,254 --> 01:18:01,673 Aaron, you seem very tense. Stop it. Aaron! 1614 01:18:01,923 --> 01:18:05,176 You're growling. I don't like your spasm. You're being strange. 1615 01:18:05,343 --> 01:18:06,302 (SCREAMS) 1616 01:18:06,719 --> 01:18:08,721 Stop it. Stop it. 1617 01:18:10,056 --> 01:18:10,415 Sorry. 1618 01:18:10,515 --> 01:18:11,182 Sorry. 1619 01:18:21,401 --> 01:18:22,360 Thank you. 1620 01:18:25,196 --> 01:18:26,197 You okay? 1621 01:18:27,365 --> 01:18:31,703 Yeah. Sorry. I'm just... I'm just really tired. 1622 01:18:32,203 --> 01:18:34,706 Just get some sleep, Aaron. Go home and sleep, mate, all right? 1623 01:18:35,373 --> 01:18:37,917 Okay, good. 'Cause if I don't get some sleep, I think I'm gonna throw up. 1624 01:18:38,042 --> 01:18:39,002 Go home. 1625 01:18:39,127 --> 01:18:41,004 I'm cool. I'm just gonna be here. 1626 01:18:41,171 --> 01:18:43,047 I'm just gonna rest, prepare, you know. 1627 01:18:43,882 --> 01:18:45,717 Prepare for the show. See you in a few hours. 1628 01:18:52,390 --> 01:18:53,933 ALDOUS: Good morning, beautiful. 1629 01:18:54,475 --> 01:18:57,061 Fancy an orgasm? 'Cause I knock them out, like, for free. 1630 01:18:58,438 --> 01:19:00,523 I told you not to come here. 1631 01:19:00,982 --> 01:19:02,233 It just happened. 1632 01:19:06,446 --> 01:19:08,197 Get in here, Aldous. Don't be so violent. 1633 01:19:08,489 --> 01:19:10,116 (MOANING) 1634 01:19:11,951 --> 01:19:13,745 I gotta stop now. 1635 01:19:14,996 --> 01:19:16,748 We're done. All right. 1636 01:19:16,873 --> 01:19:20,919 Hey. Steady! That's not fair. I haven't finished. 1637 01:19:21,336 --> 01:19:22,295 I got a busy day! 1638 01:19:24,047 --> 01:19:27,133 What, you want to have a wank and then just rub my tits or something? 1639 01:19:27,383 --> 01:19:28,618 No, I don't want to. Please? 1640 01:19:28,718 --> 01:19:29,994 I'm not 12. Please? 1641 01:19:30,094 --> 01:19:31,287 I don't want to rub your tits and wank. 1642 01:19:31,387 --> 01:19:32,789 I'll tell you a sexy story. 1643 01:19:32,889 --> 01:19:34,182 Jackie! Darling. 1644 01:19:34,307 --> 01:19:37,101 That's not fair. That's not equal. Reason within. 1645 01:19:37,226 --> 01:19:40,063 What about a BJ? Just a quick one. 1646 01:19:41,064 --> 01:19:42,357 Will you do my balls as well? 1647 01:19:42,523 --> 01:19:44,634 (SIGHS) Yeah, fuck, all right. 1648 01:19:44,734 --> 01:19:46,235 Will you put your fingers up my bottom? 1649 01:19:46,361 --> 01:19:49,848 All right, yeah. Later. What are you even doing here, Aldous? 1650 01:19:49,948 --> 01:19:50,907 Why are you in LA? 1651 01:19:51,532 --> 01:19:53,993 I'm here because I've been thinking about you the last few days. 1652 01:19:54,369 --> 01:19:57,288 I want to be with you, Jackie. I know that now. 1653 01:20:01,167 --> 01:20:01,859 You on a Jeffrey? Yeah. 1654 01:20:01,959 --> 01:20:05,004 I'm not partying anymore. I'm in a clean zone. 1655 01:20:05,797 --> 01:20:07,715 I have been for a while. 1656 01:20:08,466 --> 01:20:10,218 Well, that's perfect, because... 1657 01:20:10,385 --> 01:20:12,095 I'm actually a different person. 1658 01:20:12,220 --> 01:20:14,138 A very different person. 1659 01:20:15,014 --> 01:20:19,185 I want to be clean with you. You're the love of my life. 1660 01:20:19,644 --> 01:20:21,020 Aldous, I've been doing kabbalah. 1661 01:20:22,980 --> 01:20:26,818 It's an ancient religion. It's brought to light all the mistakes that I've made. 1662 01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:28,928 For all those mistakes, I am sorry. 1663 01:20:29,028 --> 01:20:30,530 Don't be sorry. 1664 01:20:31,781 --> 01:20:33,241 Let's get married. I love you. 1665 01:20:33,491 --> 01:20:34,767 Yeah, and I was going to get married, 1666 01:20:34,867 --> 01:20:36,644 but then you went to rehab for methamphetamine, 1667 01:20:36,744 --> 01:20:39,205 I was taking a lot of E, and we had to reschedule. 1668 01:20:39,455 --> 01:20:41,040 Come off, 'cause that's not important. 1669 01:20:41,165 --> 01:20:44,168 Aldous! This has been the best four months of my life. 1670 01:20:44,502 --> 01:20:46,446 I've realized you aren't capable of happiness. 1671 01:20:46,546 --> 01:20:48,381 It's why your music's so shit. 1672 01:20:49,132 --> 01:20:52,385 It's been years since I've seen you laugh or cry in a real way. 1673 01:20:52,510 --> 01:20:54,887 You just numb yourself with drugs. 1674 01:20:55,346 --> 01:20:57,056 I was clean for seven years... 1675 01:20:57,181 --> 01:20:59,500 And you did yoga for five fucking hours a day! 1676 01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:01,461 That's mental. There's nothing in this world 1677 01:21:01,561 --> 01:21:03,396 that you can't turn into heroin. 1678 01:21:04,355 --> 01:21:07,108 The other day Lars cried for three hours. 1679 01:21:07,358 --> 01:21:08,593 Bit indulgent. 1680 01:21:08,693 --> 01:21:11,471 It was beautiful! And cleansing! 1681 01:21:11,571 --> 01:21:14,115 And more intimate than anything you and I have ever shared. 1682 01:21:14,449 --> 01:21:18,286 We share a son. That is a bit more intimate than a crying drummer. 1683 01:21:22,081 --> 01:21:24,750 Naples is not your son. Yes, he is. 1684 01:21:25,209 --> 01:21:27,587 Yes, he... Jackie, why... 1685 01:21:27,712 --> 01:21:28,838 Don't say things like that in an argument, 1686 01:21:28,963 --> 01:21:30,798 'cause, like, you can't come back from that. That's horrible. 1687 01:21:32,175 --> 01:21:35,428 He's not. Do you remember that photographer, Fernando? 1688 01:21:36,721 --> 01:21:38,289 Do you remember when Fernando and I went 1689 01:21:38,389 --> 01:21:40,641 and spent that month together in Naples? 1690 01:21:42,059 --> 01:21:45,296 I'm so sorry, Aldous. I was 19 at the time, 1691 01:21:45,396 --> 01:21:47,507 and I was so in love with you, 1692 01:21:47,607 --> 01:21:49,300 and I thought you would break it off with me, 1693 01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:52,445 and then you turned out to be such a good father. 1694 01:21:53,362 --> 01:21:56,307 And then he just kept looking more and more Italian. 1695 01:21:56,407 --> 01:21:57,742 I'm so sorry. 1696 01:21:58,075 --> 01:21:59,368 I'm so sorry. 1697 01:22:02,496 --> 01:22:05,416 I'm so glad we finally got to have this conversation, darling. 1698 01:22:06,626 --> 01:22:07,835 Namaste. 1699 01:22:09,086 --> 01:22:12,131 This is not an appropriate time to say namaste. 1700 01:22:22,099 --> 01:22:23,059 Yeah. 1701 01:22:23,726 --> 01:22:25,102 Naples? Yeah? 1702 01:22:26,020 --> 01:22:30,066 One day you'll have to find a wife or a partner. 1703 01:22:30,608 --> 01:22:31,567 Yeah, I know that. 1704 01:22:32,818 --> 01:22:35,988 Don't choose a woman like your mother. 1705 01:22:37,531 --> 01:22:38,741 What do you mean? 1706 01:22:39,283 --> 01:22:43,537 I mean, your mother is a wonderful mother, 1707 01:22:44,664 --> 01:22:48,084 but she is a terrible human being. 1708 01:22:49,460 --> 01:22:50,461 Are you sure of that? 1709 01:22:50,962 --> 01:22:54,799 Well, yeah, because if she wasn't terrible, Naples, 1710 01:22:54,924 --> 01:22:56,926 why would she have torn my heart up? 1711 01:22:58,469 --> 01:23:00,846 Why are you so moody today? I'm not moody. I'm just... 1712 01:23:02,473 --> 01:23:03,724 I'm all right. 1713 01:23:04,684 --> 01:23:05,643 Do you love me? 1714 01:23:06,018 --> 01:23:07,019 I do love you, Dad. 1715 01:23:08,729 --> 01:23:09,855 I do love you, Aldous. 1716 01:23:11,691 --> 01:23:13,150 Why do I have to call you Aldous? 1717 01:23:13,359 --> 01:23:15,219 You are my dad. Aldous. 1718 01:23:15,319 --> 01:23:16,554 Dad. Aldous. 1719 01:23:16,654 --> 01:23:18,614 Dad. All right. I'll see you later. 1720 01:23:26,497 --> 01:23:27,498 See you tomorrow, Dad. 1721 01:23:27,665 --> 01:23:28,708 Good boy. 1722 01:23:30,167 --> 01:23:31,502 You gonna be okay, Aldous? 1723 01:23:31,669 --> 01:23:33,003 Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine. 1724 01:23:33,129 --> 01:23:35,923 I'll forget that the last seven years has happened. 1725 01:23:36,382 --> 01:23:37,341 Aldous! 1726 01:23:38,509 --> 01:23:39,844 Hello. Enter Sandman. 1727 01:23:40,177 --> 01:23:42,054 Babe? We should really get back to Naples. 1728 01:23:42,179 --> 01:23:43,389 He's waiting back there for us. 1729 01:23:43,514 --> 01:23:45,975 So why don't you go and sue Napster, you little Danish twat? 1730 01:23:49,854 --> 01:23:52,398 (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Aaron! This is Sergio! Where the fuck are you guys? 1731 01:23:52,523 --> 01:23:54,650 And why the fuck aren't you answering your phone? 1732 01:23:54,775 --> 01:23:58,028 I'm answering my phone, and I just got hit by a motherfucking car! 1733 01:23:58,195 --> 01:23:59,655 Answer your... 1734 01:24:07,663 --> 01:24:11,125 Hi. Before you say anything just let me talk, okay? 1735 01:24:14,628 --> 01:24:15,655 You were right. 1736 01:24:15,755 --> 01:24:19,341 We broke off our relationship without really thinking about it. 1737 01:24:20,384 --> 01:24:22,052 And I've learned over the past few days 1738 01:24:22,803 --> 01:24:28,309 that life is mainly filled with superficial surface encounters. 1739 01:24:28,809 --> 01:24:31,854 And I realize now how wonderful it is, what we have. 1740 01:24:33,063 --> 01:24:37,151 I'm begging you to take me back. I'm sorry. 1741 01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:45,159 Did you hook up with anyone while you were gone? 1742 01:24:49,413 --> 01:24:51,415 You mean surface encounters? 1743 01:24:52,249 --> 01:24:53,501 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 1744 01:24:54,210 --> 01:24:55,377 DAPHNE: What is he doing here? 1745 01:24:55,586 --> 01:24:56,795 AARON: What the fuck is he doing here? 1746 01:24:57,421 --> 01:24:59,256 I'll get rid of him, all right? Did you invite him? 1747 01:25:01,592 --> 01:25:02,843 AARON: Hey, man. What are you doing here? 1748 01:25:04,094 --> 01:25:06,639 Just went and saw Jackie. 1749 01:25:06,764 --> 01:25:08,390 She's marrying Lars Ulrich now, 1750 01:25:08,599 --> 01:25:10,226 and Naples ain't really my son. 1751 01:25:10,559 --> 01:25:13,354 I remember thinking, "What bad advice." 1752 01:25:14,188 --> 01:25:15,147 Thank you, Aaron. 1753 01:25:16,023 --> 01:25:18,525 So, this is what you live in. 1754 01:25:20,861 --> 01:25:23,055 You're Daphne then? Dr. Daphne? 1755 01:25:23,155 --> 01:25:26,116 You know, when you hear about someone and then you meet them? 1756 01:25:26,784 --> 01:25:27,910 That's happening now. 1757 01:25:28,535 --> 01:25:32,039 I've walked in the middle of a romantic reconciliation? 1758 01:25:32,748 --> 01:25:33,749 No. 1759 01:25:34,458 --> 01:25:35,876 No, no, no. Definitely not. 1760 01:25:41,173 --> 01:25:42,466 Why is it so tense? 1761 01:25:43,759 --> 01:25:48,472 Is it because he had sex with other people when he was working with me? 1762 01:25:48,597 --> 01:25:50,015 I think that's something we should... 1763 01:25:50,140 --> 01:25:51,809 We're gonna discuss privately. 1764 01:25:52,434 --> 01:25:53,727 No, I think I'd like to discuss it now. 1765 01:25:54,645 --> 01:25:58,607 Yes. I would like to talk about it. I am upset. I am pissed. 1766 01:25:59,775 --> 01:26:01,277 Why are you so cross, Daphne? 1767 01:26:02,111 --> 01:26:04,238 Because he broke my trust. 1768 01:26:04,863 --> 01:26:06,448 We were barely broken up for a day 1769 01:26:06,657 --> 01:26:08,242 and he went and cheated on me. 1770 01:26:09,410 --> 01:26:11,245 I didn't enjoy it, okay? 1771 01:26:12,413 --> 01:26:15,874 What I think, Daph, is that human beings 1772 01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:19,003 by their nature are polygamous. 1773 01:26:19,420 --> 01:26:22,965 It's against nature to be with one person. It never works. 1774 01:26:23,757 --> 01:26:25,050 Yeah. Or you think it's working, 1775 01:26:25,175 --> 01:26:26,410 and then it turns out he's cheating on you 1776 01:26:26,510 --> 01:26:28,012 with a bunch of hos and skanks. 1777 01:26:35,185 --> 01:26:41,066 I personally think that monogamy can work given the right circumstance. 1778 01:26:41,191 --> 01:26:45,154 Aaron, why have you chosen to put yourself in this ideological prison? 1779 01:26:45,612 --> 01:26:48,157 You don't need these unnecessary restrictions. 1780 01:26:48,824 --> 01:26:51,368 Unless you get rid of them, you just can't progress. 1781 01:26:51,744 --> 01:26:53,646 What kind of sexual restrictions? 1782 01:26:53,746 --> 01:26:55,272 'Cause in nature, there's everything 1783 01:26:55,372 --> 01:26:57,583 from polygamy to, like, a threesome. 1784 01:26:57,708 --> 01:26:59,042 What... Threesome. 1785 01:26:59,168 --> 01:27:01,278 Well, I mean, a threesome is something that's possible right now. 1786 01:27:01,378 --> 01:27:03,505 You know, the three of us could have a threesome. 1787 01:27:04,047 --> 01:27:06,508 Hypothetically. We've got the utensils. 1788 01:27:06,633 --> 01:27:07,801 (CLICKING TONGUE) 1789 01:27:08,177 --> 01:27:09,386 There's three of us. 1790 01:27:11,764 --> 01:27:12,848 (CHUCKLES) 1791 01:27:14,725 --> 01:27:17,060 Okay, that's funny. 1792 01:27:19,563 --> 01:27:21,565 Yeah, we're gonna do a threesome. 1793 01:27:22,649 --> 01:27:24,443 Let's just get naked and start fucking right here. 1794 01:27:29,698 --> 01:27:31,658 We should do it. We should have a threesome. 1795 01:27:32,951 --> 01:27:33,911 Wait, what? 1796 01:27:37,331 --> 01:27:39,233 I don't... What? 1797 01:27:39,333 --> 01:27:41,877 Come on. Let's have a threesome. 1798 01:27:42,753 --> 01:27:45,631 No, thanks. I don't... I'm all right, thank you. 1799 01:27:46,173 --> 01:27:47,424 So you get to mess around on the road, 1800 01:27:47,549 --> 01:27:49,176 and because I'm a woman, I don't get to have any fun? 1801 01:27:50,302 --> 01:27:51,887 You had your turn. It's my turn now. 1802 01:27:52,054 --> 01:27:53,639 I would like to have a threesome, please. 1803 01:27:54,056 --> 01:27:55,265 Don't think of it as a threesome. 1804 01:27:55,390 --> 01:27:57,559 Think of it as having sex with your girlfriend 1805 01:27:57,684 --> 01:28:00,270 while someone else also has sex with your girlfriend. 1806 01:28:00,771 --> 01:28:02,439 I think it'd be fun. We should do a threesome. 1807 01:28:02,940 --> 01:28:04,566 What are you doing? 1808 01:28:04,775 --> 01:28:06,401 We are pre-negotiating a threesome. 1809 01:28:07,611 --> 01:28:10,239 Pre-negotiated. And agreed upon. 1810 01:28:10,405 --> 01:28:11,365 I'm fucking psyched! 1811 01:28:15,285 --> 01:28:21,500 So, Aaron, Daphne, shall we play doctor? 1812 01:28:25,170 --> 01:28:27,673 I'm not sucking his dick, that's like 100%% . 1813 01:28:32,094 --> 01:28:35,347 ALDOUS: Just relax. Just relax and listen to Mariah. 1814 01:28:38,058 --> 01:28:39,017 That's good. 1815 01:28:43,772 --> 01:28:44,773 Aaron, look at her. 1816 01:28:46,191 --> 01:28:47,943 Aaron, look at Daphne. 1817 01:28:48,068 --> 01:28:49,569 Put those strawberries down. They're not for you. 1818 01:28:50,445 --> 01:28:53,615 Come on, mate, don't be tight. We share everything now. 1819 01:29:03,125 --> 01:29:05,235 Okay, I'm gonna kiss Aldous now, okay? 1820 01:29:05,335 --> 01:29:06,403 Yeah. Yeah. Is that okay? 1821 01:29:06,503 --> 01:29:08,463 Yeah, it's totally cool. Okay. Great. 1822 01:29:18,015 --> 01:29:20,142 (MOANING) 1823 01:29:20,809 --> 01:29:22,853 (ALDOUS ULULATING) 1824 01:29:23,478 --> 01:29:24,896 Oh, my God! 1825 01:29:28,525 --> 01:29:30,152 Oh, fuck! 1826 01:29:32,070 --> 01:29:33,864 Oh, my God! 1827 01:29:37,868 --> 01:29:39,202 Daphne? Yeah? 1828 01:29:39,578 --> 01:29:40,938 Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. 1829 01:29:41,038 --> 01:29:43,206 ALDOUS: You sure you want to do this? Fuck! 1830 01:29:45,375 --> 01:29:46,985 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1831 01:29:47,085 --> 01:29:49,796 Aaron, no. What? 1832 01:29:50,047 --> 01:29:51,365 What are you doing? I'm just having a threesome! 1833 01:29:51,465 --> 01:29:52,658 I'm just having fun! Come on! 1834 01:29:52,758 --> 01:29:55,343 Enough with these rules and restrictions, right? Come on! 1835 01:29:56,219 --> 01:29:58,346 Unleash that! This is the emperor! Release him! 1836 01:29:58,722 --> 01:29:59,931 Aaron, don't do that! 1837 01:30:01,850 --> 01:30:02,851 You need to look at yourselves. 1838 01:30:02,976 --> 01:30:04,478 Honestly, this isn't how people live. 1839 01:30:08,648 --> 01:30:09,983 What the fuck are we doing? 1840 01:30:10,150 --> 01:30:11,468 I don't know. 1841 01:30:11,568 --> 01:30:13,403 What are we doing? I don't want to do this. 1842 01:30:14,321 --> 01:30:16,114 I don't want this, either. Like, at all. 1843 01:30:16,907 --> 01:30:17,991 I am so sorry, Aaron. 1844 01:30:18,700 --> 01:30:19,659 How did this happen? 1845 01:30:20,869 --> 01:30:23,330 You kind of insisted, but whatever. 1846 01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:26,750 Wow. That was insane. What was I thinking? 1847 01:30:26,875 --> 01:30:30,796 I think I've misjudged the dynamic. You've been wonderful hosts. 1848 01:30:31,171 --> 01:30:32,130 Particularly you. 1849 01:30:32,255 --> 01:30:33,715 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 1850 01:30:34,549 --> 01:30:36,927 Oh, God, I'm on call. Jesus Christ. 1851 01:30:39,221 --> 01:30:43,725 Nothing you say makes any sense! Okay? I understand that now. 1852 01:30:43,850 --> 01:30:45,435 You're just a fucking junkie. 1853 01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:47,729 And you're smart, so you make your insanity sound good, 1854 01:30:47,854 --> 01:30:48,897 but it's bullshit. 1855 01:30:49,940 --> 01:30:52,943 This is it, Aaron. This is rock and roll. 1856 01:30:54,236 --> 01:30:55,362 Did you enjoy the party? 1857 01:30:55,946 --> 01:30:58,406 You're sick in the fucking head! 1858 01:30:58,532 --> 01:31:01,451 You messed your own life up and now you have to mess up mine, too? 1859 01:31:03,078 --> 01:31:04,329 We're done here? 1860 01:31:04,496 --> 01:31:05,789 Get out of my apartment. 1861 01:31:08,792 --> 01:31:10,877 Thanks for the hospitality. 1862 01:31:16,174 --> 01:31:17,133 Bye. 1863 01:31:21,471 --> 01:31:22,639 Where are my boxers? 1864 01:31:31,565 --> 01:31:33,775 So I might not do the Greek. 1865 01:31:34,025 --> 01:31:35,927 You know, the show at the Greek. The concert. 1866 01:31:36,027 --> 01:31:37,387 I might not do it. 1867 01:31:37,487 --> 01:31:38,822 Oh, dear. 1868 01:31:40,156 --> 01:31:41,116 That's a shame. 1869 01:31:41,491 --> 01:31:43,226 Can you say something reassuring to me? 1870 01:31:43,326 --> 01:31:46,663 Say that reassuring thing that mums say to their son? 1871 01:31:47,163 --> 01:31:48,790 You... No, you... 1872 01:31:49,124 --> 01:31:54,379 You stay chipper. And don't get down. 1873 01:31:55,880 --> 01:32:00,510 And when you get back, I'll make you some shortbread or... 1874 01:32:02,137 --> 01:32:05,123 All right, well, I think everything's gonna be all right. 1875 01:32:05,223 --> 01:32:08,852 Anyway, I just wanted you to know that I love you, Mum. 1876 01:32:08,977 --> 01:32:12,814 Stay chipper. All right, darling? Bye-bye. 1877 01:32:20,822 --> 01:32:21,823 ANNOUNCER: Coming up later... 1878 01:32:21,948 --> 01:32:25,368 The 10-year anniversary of Aldous Snow's seminal concert at the Greek. 1879 01:32:26,828 --> 01:32:32,292 Live in Los Angeles. But now, Bill Maher, Red, White and Spew. 1880 01:32:33,793 --> 01:32:36,588 SERGIO: "Where the fuck are you? I am gonna kill you. Smiley face. " 1881 01:32:37,630 --> 01:32:38,590 Fuck him. 1882 01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:39,841 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 1883 01:32:39,966 --> 01:32:41,284 ANNOUNCER: Broadcasting live from the Greek, 1884 01:32:41,384 --> 01:32:42,702 your Uncle Joe. The crowd is amped! 1885 01:32:42,802 --> 01:32:45,622 Aldous Snow, the most self-destructive man in rock and roll, 1886 01:32:45,722 --> 01:32:47,207 not yet in the building. 1887 01:32:47,307 --> 01:32:49,709 Well, there'll be a lot of Infant Sorrow... 1888 01:32:49,809 --> 01:32:51,211 ALDOUS: Aaron? It's me. 1889 01:32:51,311 --> 01:32:53,296 I really need to apologize and to tell you 1890 01:32:53,396 --> 01:32:56,967 that I'm gonna jump off the roof of the Standard Hotel now. 1891 01:32:57,067 --> 01:32:58,068 Fuck him. 1892 01:32:59,360 --> 01:33:00,737 If you're not busy... 1893 01:33:05,116 --> 01:33:06,993 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 1894 01:33:17,837 --> 01:33:19,881 Hello, Los Angeles! 1895 01:33:21,466 --> 01:33:23,510 Should I jump into the pool? 1896 01:33:25,011 --> 01:33:26,930 Or how about into the street? 1897 01:33:35,355 --> 01:33:37,273 (FANS CHANTING) 1898 01:33:43,196 --> 01:33:47,867 Hey, Aldous, it's Aaron! Get down! I'm here! I'm here, get down from there! 1899 01:33:49,452 --> 01:33:53,122 Hey, Aldous, I'm here! Hey! Hey, Aldous, don't jump! 1900 01:33:54,040 --> 01:33:55,024 Hi, Aaron! 1901 01:33:55,124 --> 01:33:57,944 Just come down and we'll talk about it! 1902 01:33:58,044 --> 01:33:59,629 You made it! No, stop! 1903 01:33:59,754 --> 01:34:02,048 WOMAN: He's gonna jump! AARON: Don't do it! No, stop! 1904 01:34:03,299 --> 01:34:04,259 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1905 01:34:06,135 --> 01:34:08,596 No, no, no! No, no, no! 1906 01:34:13,101 --> 01:34:14,269 Aldous! Aldous! 1907 01:34:14,435 --> 01:34:15,603 My arm. 1908 01:34:16,271 --> 01:34:17,230 Aaron. 1909 01:34:18,940 --> 01:34:20,550 Are you okay, man? You... 1910 01:34:20,650 --> 01:34:24,195 Aaron, it was wrong of me to have sex 1911 01:34:24,320 --> 01:34:25,780 with you and your girlfriend, Daphne. 1912 01:34:25,905 --> 01:34:27,657 That wasn't fair. No, no, that's okay. 1913 01:34:27,782 --> 01:34:29,367 We don't have to talk about it. I done it for me. 1914 01:34:29,492 --> 01:34:30,702 I done it for my selfish reasons. 1915 01:34:30,827 --> 01:34:32,829 I know, but fine. Whatever. Just... 1916 01:34:32,996 --> 01:34:35,039 I don't wanna... Are you okay? 1917 01:34:37,834 --> 01:34:41,671 I'm Ionely, mate. I'm really Ionely. 1918 01:34:43,631 --> 01:34:47,802 And I'm sad. And I ain't got no one, except my mum. 1919 01:34:48,136 --> 01:34:49,804 And she's an idiot. 1920 01:34:50,847 --> 01:34:52,081 And now I'm crying in front of you, 1921 01:34:52,181 --> 01:34:53,516 and you thought I was cool, didn't you, 1922 01:34:53,641 --> 01:34:56,436 for a while, and now I'm crying. I'm embarrassed. 1923 01:34:57,770 --> 01:34:58,730 Embarrassed. 1924 01:35:03,818 --> 01:35:05,570 You try so hard, man. 1925 01:35:07,697 --> 01:35:09,115 But you're fine. 1926 01:35:13,661 --> 01:35:15,163 You're Aldous Snow, man. 1927 01:35:18,041 --> 01:35:21,836 You make people happy by doing what you love to do. 1928 01:35:22,920 --> 01:35:25,006 And that's fucking awesome. 1929 01:35:25,715 --> 01:35:27,550 There's thousands of people in a room right now 1930 01:35:27,675 --> 01:35:30,261 just standing, waiting to see your face. 1931 01:35:32,388 --> 01:35:36,017 And they like you. I liked you before I met you. 1932 01:35:38,686 --> 01:35:40,063 Don't you like me no more? 1933 01:35:40,605 --> 01:35:43,358 Aldous, I came here. 1934 01:35:44,776 --> 01:35:45,735 I'm here. 1935 01:35:47,820 --> 01:35:51,574 Right. I want to do the gig. I'm gonna... I'll do the gig. 1936 01:35:51,908 --> 01:35:52,934 I'm gonna do it. No, I didn't mean that. 1937 01:35:53,034 --> 01:35:54,035 I don't think that we... Let's go. 1938 01:35:54,160 --> 01:35:55,745 We shouldn't go. No, we should do it. 1939 01:35:55,870 --> 01:35:57,038 I don't want to let people down who love me. 1940 01:35:57,163 --> 01:35:58,664 Not tonight. Let's go. Let's do it. 1941 01:35:59,165 --> 01:36:01,276 I'm pretty sure if you don't go to a hospital, you're going to die. 1942 01:36:01,376 --> 01:36:05,280 I want to go to the Greek Theatre and I want to save your job, 1943 01:36:05,380 --> 01:36:07,156 and I want to perform for my fans 1944 01:36:07,256 --> 01:36:08,674 and do something that ain't selfish, 1945 01:36:08,800 --> 01:36:14,806 'cause this is not working for me as a lifestyle choice. 1946 01:36:17,141 --> 01:36:18,126 You sure you're okay? 1947 01:36:18,226 --> 01:36:20,853 'Cause it looks like Jaws just bit your ass off. 1948 01:36:22,063 --> 01:36:25,608 Yeah. Little bit of blood makes a really big cloud. 1949 01:36:28,694 --> 01:36:30,863 This is a bad idea. We should not be doing this. 1950 01:36:31,322 --> 01:36:33,825 Yes, we should. This is a good idea. 1951 01:36:34,242 --> 01:36:35,910 Although, my arm is hurting a little bit. 1952 01:36:37,411 --> 01:36:39,580 I sustained an injury. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1953 01:36:39,705 --> 01:36:41,315 That's bone. I'm taking you to the hospital, Aldous. 1954 01:36:41,415 --> 01:36:42,650 I'm taking you to the hospital, all right, man? 1955 01:36:42,750 --> 01:36:45,586 Not tonight. This is rock and roll. Touch it. 1956 01:36:45,711 --> 01:36:47,088 That is so fucking... 1957 01:36:47,213 --> 01:36:48,965 Don't overreact. 1958 01:36:51,050 --> 01:36:52,135 I fucking threw up. 1959 01:36:52,260 --> 01:36:53,302 I told you don't freak out. 1960 01:36:53,427 --> 01:36:55,888 Get that fucking arm out of my face! I fucking threw up! 1961 01:37:08,276 --> 01:37:11,070 Yes, yes, yes! I knew you would make it. I love you! 1962 01:37:11,237 --> 01:37:12,280 Sergio. Shit! 1963 01:37:12,405 --> 01:37:14,115 No! We should take him to the hospital. 1964 01:37:14,240 --> 01:37:15,825 No. Come on, let's get him into wardrobe. 1965 01:37:15,950 --> 01:37:17,910 Don't worry about it. Let's get him out to the audience there. 1966 01:37:18,035 --> 01:37:19,287 The audience is getting restless, 1967 01:37:19,412 --> 01:37:20,454 but you're here. You are here. 1968 01:37:20,913 --> 01:37:22,290 Hey, look, we should talk. 1969 01:37:23,374 --> 01:37:26,961 What's up? He's like, really, really hurt. 1970 01:37:27,587 --> 01:37:29,697 What are you talking about? He's here. 1971 01:37:29,797 --> 01:37:31,299 He's all right. It's just a little scratch. 1972 01:37:31,549 --> 01:37:32,909 There's a teeny-weeny bone sticking out! 1973 01:37:33,009 --> 01:37:34,243 He can't go on. 1974 01:37:34,343 --> 01:37:37,680 What the fuck? Hold on. We have something for that. 1975 01:37:38,264 --> 01:37:41,642 Give him two of these. He'll be singing like Aretha Franklin. 1976 01:37:42,643 --> 01:37:44,420 I can't do this anymore. 1977 01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:46,881 What the fuck you talking about, you can't do it anymore? 1978 01:37:46,981 --> 01:37:48,966 You, you got him here! You've done it! 1979 01:37:49,066 --> 01:37:51,027 He doesn't need to be pushed on the stage right now. I... 1980 01:37:51,152 --> 01:37:53,888 Sometimes we gotta sacrifice one lamb, baby. 1981 01:37:53,988 --> 01:37:55,765 It's gonna be all right. He's not gonna die! 1982 01:37:55,865 --> 01:37:57,783 You keep feeding him drugs and lies. 1983 01:37:57,950 --> 01:37:59,827 He's a sad guy. He needs help. 1984 01:37:59,952 --> 01:38:02,330 He's gonna live a long time. Trust me. 1985 01:38:02,455 --> 01:38:04,040 British motherfuckers don't die. 1986 01:38:04,165 --> 01:38:06,542 You ever heard of a fucking... A British rock and roll star dying? 1987 01:38:06,667 --> 01:38:09,879 No, none of them die. Mick Jagger. Keith Richards. 1988 01:38:10,004 --> 01:38:13,574 Those Led Zeppelin... Them motherfuckers old as fuck! 1989 01:38:13,674 --> 01:38:16,177 Fucking Ozzy Osbourne's gonna outlive Miley Cyrus! 1990 01:38:16,302 --> 01:38:17,245 I quit. 1991 01:38:17,345 --> 01:38:19,639 Hey, come on! Why do you even have me feeling like this? 1992 01:38:19,764 --> 01:38:21,891 This is supposed to be fun! 1993 01:38:22,016 --> 01:38:23,309 I fucking quit. 1994 01:38:23,434 --> 01:38:24,769 Aaron, get back here! 1995 01:38:27,146 --> 01:38:27,855 (CHEERING) 1996 01:38:31,609 --> 01:38:34,345 Aldous! You don't have to go out there. 1997 01:38:34,445 --> 01:38:36,072 You don't have to do this anymore! 1998 01:38:36,530 --> 01:38:39,450 I don't know what all the fuss was about. I love doing this! 1999 01:38:41,160 --> 01:38:42,203 You don't have to do this. 2000 01:38:42,370 --> 01:38:43,371 I do, Aaron. 2001 01:38:43,579 --> 01:38:45,206 They're all here to see me. 2002 01:38:46,540 --> 01:38:47,833 I feel nervous. 2003 01:38:50,086 --> 01:38:51,837 It's good to feel something. 2004 01:38:52,838 --> 01:38:56,759 I love this! It's all I've got. And you. 2005 01:38:58,719 --> 01:39:02,014 I owe you one, mate. See you on the other side. 2006 01:39:33,462 --> 01:39:35,798 (SINGING) Like water through a drain 2007 01:39:35,923 --> 01:39:38,884 I'm spinning down, down, down AUDIENCE: Down, down, down 2008 01:39:39,718 --> 01:39:41,804 Like the needle in my vein 2009 01:39:41,929 --> 01:39:44,974 You're bringing me down, down, down Down, down, down 2010 01:39:45,808 --> 01:39:47,977 Like a dog who's gone insane 2011 01:39:48,102 --> 01:39:51,272 You're putting me down, down, down Down, down, down 2012 01:39:52,064 --> 01:39:54,692 And those of you who doubted me 2013 01:39:54,817 --> 01:39:57,111 You're going down, down, down Down, down, down 2014 01:39:58,070 --> 01:40:01,115 And the record man who never called 2015 01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:04,994 Can you hear what's going on? 2016 01:40:05,244 --> 01:40:11,041 I'm coming up 2017 01:40:11,167 --> 01:40:17,089 I'm coming up 2018 01:40:17,214 --> 01:40:22,469 I'm coming up 2019 01:40:23,095 --> 01:40:29,310 I'm coming up 2020 01:40:31,187 --> 01:40:35,608 And this world ain't gonna Catch me going down 2021 01:40:59,214 --> 01:41:02,426 Another night you're on my mind 2022 01:41:02,551 --> 01:41:06,764 I'm hypnotized but I cannot find the signs 2023 01:41:08,140 --> 01:41:12,269 The signs for the Tube to come home I need the Tube to get home 2024 01:41:12,394 --> 01:41:15,439 Another night I'm here alone 2025 01:41:15,564 --> 01:41:19,985 My eyes so tired from staring at this phone 2026 01:41:21,612 --> 01:41:25,407 Why won't you call and come home? Please, call and come home 2027 01:41:25,532 --> 01:41:29,662 And I know that you won't come Just for the cash 2028 01:41:30,913 --> 01:41:36,293 But will you come for my bangers My beans and mash? 2029 01:41:41,965 --> 01:41:44,927 Another night in Soho Grand 2030 01:41:45,052 --> 01:41:49,682 My wrists so tired From working with my hands 2031 01:41:51,225 --> 01:41:55,045 Why has the world gone so still? The world is so still 2032 01:41:55,145 --> 01:41:59,733 I feel that my next meal might be my last 2033 01:42:00,651 --> 01:42:05,864 Will you come for my bangers My beans and mash? 2034 01:42:07,658 --> 01:42:11,995 Come for my bangers My beans and mash 2035 01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:18,068 Aaron? Listen... 2036 01:42:18,168 --> 01:42:19,294 Don't say anything. 2037 01:42:23,841 --> 01:42:27,761 The signs for the Tube to come home I need the Tube to get home 2038 01:42:27,886 --> 01:42:30,873 Another night I'm here alone 2039 01:42:30,973 --> 01:42:35,310 These eyes so tired From staring at your phone 2040 01:42:37,146 --> 01:42:40,941 Why won't you call and come home? Please, call and come home 2041 01:42:41,608 --> 01:42:45,571 I know that you won't come Just for the cash 2042 01:42:46,655 --> 01:42:52,995 Will you come for my bangers My beans and mash? 2043 01:42:53,287 --> 01:43:00,169 Oh, come for my bangers My beans and mash 2044 01:43:00,836 --> 01:43:02,463 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 2045 01:43:18,520 --> 01:43:22,065 Oh, my God. We slept for, like, 14 hours. 2046 01:43:23,901 --> 01:43:27,154 Wow. I feel so much better now. 2047 01:43:27,404 --> 01:43:28,780 Me, too. 2048 01:43:30,324 --> 01:43:31,491 Do you want to get some brunch? 2049 01:43:41,126 --> 01:43:42,836 We should probably burn these sheets, huh? 2050 01:43:42,961 --> 01:43:45,756 Yeah. I can get some bleach from the hospital. 2051 01:43:45,881 --> 01:43:48,592 AARON: Maybe just torch the whole apartment. You got it? 2052 01:43:48,717 --> 01:43:49,760 Yeah. 2053 01:43:52,429 --> 01:43:53,430 ALDOUS: All right. 2054 01:43:55,390 --> 01:43:58,060 Thank you. Thank you. You sound sarcastic now. Cheers, cheers. 2055 01:43:58,393 --> 01:44:00,562 Welcome back to Storytellers. 2056 01:44:01,021 --> 01:44:04,441 Yeah, I've been sober now for six months. 2057 01:44:04,691 --> 01:44:05,859 So that's positive. Thank you. 2058 01:44:06,068 --> 01:44:07,069 (CHEERING) 2059 01:44:07,736 --> 01:44:08,820 Thanks. 2060 01:44:10,906 --> 01:44:13,742 It's lovely to be applauded for being in recovery 2061 01:44:13,867 --> 01:44:15,786 by people who I can see are on drugs. 2062 01:44:15,911 --> 01:44:18,789 I can see some of you are literally on drugs now, aren't you? 2063 01:44:19,289 --> 01:44:24,878 Here with us in the audience is my dear friend and collaborator, 2064 01:44:25,003 --> 01:44:26,755 Aaron Green. Stand up, Aaron! 2065 01:44:27,839 --> 01:44:28,799 Yes. 2066 01:44:30,884 --> 01:44:32,135 We have a working relationship. 2067 01:44:32,260 --> 01:44:33,762 He's my producer. He's got a label. 2068 01:44:33,887 --> 01:44:35,055 How are you? What are you wearing? 2069 01:44:36,556 --> 01:44:37,916 Is this 'cause you live in Seattle? 2070 01:44:38,016 --> 01:44:40,310 You think, "Oh, I'm grunge." Is that what it is? 2071 01:44:40,560 --> 01:44:42,062 You look like a lesbian. 2072 01:44:42,187 --> 01:44:43,605 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) Sing the song. 2073 01:44:44,189 --> 01:44:45,565 Sit down, Aaron. Thank you. 2074 01:44:45,691 --> 01:44:47,859 That is Aaron Green. Round of applause. 2075 01:44:49,695 --> 01:44:53,031 All right. But also here is my lad. 2076 01:44:53,699 --> 01:44:56,159 You all right, sunshine? Naples is here. You all right, mate? 2077 01:44:56,368 --> 01:44:57,369 I'm fine, Daddy. 2078 01:44:57,494 --> 01:44:58,662 Yeah. See, he still calls me daddy. 2079 01:44:58,787 --> 01:45:01,982 He was my son for a while, but due to my complicated sex life, 2080 01:45:02,082 --> 01:45:05,377 it turns out it's best just to think of him as a tiny associate. 2081 01:45:05,752 --> 01:45:09,589 Also, also he's quite mature. He's more mature than me. 2082 01:45:10,048 --> 01:45:11,258 Do you love me? 2083 01:45:12,008 --> 01:45:13,827 Uh, yeah. Don't think that long! 2084 01:45:13,927 --> 01:45:15,220 It doesn't mean anything! 2085 01:45:15,721 --> 01:45:17,347 See, that's the thing now, don't pause. 2086 01:45:18,390 --> 01:45:20,350 So, all right. And my mum's here as well. 2087 01:45:20,475 --> 01:45:22,060 You all right, Mum? You all right, darling? 2088 01:45:22,436 --> 01:45:23,962 She doesn't know where she is. 2089 01:45:24,062 --> 01:45:25,772 You don't know where you are, do you, darling? 2090 01:45:26,690 --> 01:45:28,108 Well, hey, listen, I wanna... Jeez, 2091 01:45:28,233 --> 01:45:29,609 I'm sidetracked. So, let's get on with the... 2092 01:45:29,735 --> 01:45:32,054 Let's do this song. It's important for a number of reasons, 2093 01:45:32,154 --> 01:45:35,349 but the most important thing is that it was a hit. 2094 01:45:35,449 --> 01:45:37,075 Thank the fucking Lord. 2095 01:45:41,747 --> 01:45:43,790 (SINGING) Yeah 2096 01:45:44,416 --> 01:45:48,654 When the world slips you a Jeffrey 2097 01:45:48,754 --> 01:45:54,634 Stroke the furry wall Stroke the furry wall 2098 01:45:57,512 --> 01:45:59,806 Furry walls, don't bring me down 2099 01:45:59,931 --> 01:46:02,476 Furry walls, please stay around 2100 01:46:02,601 --> 01:46:07,564 Furry walls, furry walls 2101 01:46:07,898 --> 01:46:12,694 Furry walls, kiss me to sleep Furry walls, please help me leap 2102 01:46:13,111 --> 01:46:17,949 Furry walls, furry walls 2103 01:46:19,034 --> 01:46:23,747 Furry walls can take you On a magic carpet ride 2104 01:46:24,247 --> 01:46:29,002 Furry walls surround you Till you got no place to hide 2105 01:46:29,336 --> 01:46:33,840 Let your furry fingers be your guide 2106 01:46:33,965 --> 01:46:36,410 Furry walls, turn out the light 2107 01:46:36,510 --> 01:46:38,954 Furry walls, please stay the night 2108 01:46:39,054 --> 01:46:44,100 Furry walls, furry walls 2109 01:46:44,226 --> 01:46:49,356 Furry walls, let's have a taste Furry walls, sit on my face 2110 01:46:49,481 --> 01:46:54,319 Furry walls, furry walls 2111 01:46:55,320 --> 01:47:00,325 Maybe I'm in heaven With the furry skies above 2112 01:47:00,450 --> 01:47:05,497 All around are furry clouds Look, here's a furry dove 2113 01:47:05,622 --> 01:47:10,168 Let me stroke your furry walls of love 2114 01:47:15,382 --> 01:47:20,011 Furry walls, furry walls 2115 01:47:20,595 --> 01:47:25,625 Furry walls, I'm gonna cry Furry walls, please lift me high 2116 01:47:25,725 --> 01:47:30,563 Furry walls, furry walls 2117 01:47:30,939 --> 01:47:35,652 Furry walls, furry walls 2118 01:47:36,152 --> 01:47:39,155 Furry walls 2119 01:47:40,949 --> 01:47:42,325 (ALL CHEERING) 2120 01:47:59,426 --> 01:48:01,703 Little bird 2121 01:48:01,803 --> 01:48:04,848 Drink the champagne from my lips 2122 01:48:04,973 --> 01:48:07,892 Take a flying saucer trip 2123 01:48:08,018 --> 01:48:11,771 To the stars in my eyes 2124 01:48:11,896 --> 01:48:13,965 Little bird 2125 01:48:14,065 --> 01:48:17,510 Sitting on the tip of my tongue 2126 01:48:17,610 --> 01:48:20,113 Though you look a bit too young 2127 01:48:20,238 --> 01:48:24,017 Could be the stars in my eyes 2128 01:48:24,117 --> 01:48:30,415 Your words, like butterflies Dance around my head 2129 01:48:30,540 --> 01:48:36,404 Your body, like forbidden wine Spills out of my bed 2130 01:48:36,504 --> 01:48:42,218 Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind 2131 01:48:42,844 --> 01:48:48,933 Hope your granny doesn't mind Hope your grandpa doesn't mind 2132 01:48:51,478 --> 01:48:53,838 Little bird 2133 01:48:53,938 --> 01:48:56,841 You have got to be 18 2134 01:48:56,941 --> 01:49:00,220 Or a few years past your teens 2135 01:49:00,320 --> 01:49:04,057 Or you are in my eyes 2136 01:49:04,157 --> 01:49:06,242 Little bird 2137 01:49:06,367 --> 01:49:09,521 If you were born 'fore '92 2138 01:49:09,621 --> 01:49:12,624 Then you know just what to do 2139 01:49:12,749 --> 01:49:16,252 Rip the stars from my eyes 2140 01:49:16,377 --> 01:49:22,701 Your words, like butterflies Dance around my head 2141 01:49:22,801 --> 01:49:28,581 Your body, like a cherry pie Spills out of my bed 2142 01:49:28,681 --> 01:49:34,854 Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind 2143 01:49:34,979 --> 01:49:41,110 Hope your nana doesn't mind Hope your grandpa doesn't mind 2144 01:49:53,122 --> 01:49:55,375 Little bird 2145 01:49:55,500 --> 01:49:58,611 Brand new galaxies await you 2146 01:49:58,711 --> 01:50:01,614 Open up and let me take you 2147 01:50:01,714 --> 01:50:08,054 To the stars 2148 01:50:08,471 --> 01:50:14,752 Your words, like butterflies Dance around my head 2149 01:50:14,852 --> 01:50:20,633 Your body, like forbidden wine Spills out of my bed 2150 01:50:20,733 --> 01:50:26,806 Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind 2151 01:50:26,906 --> 01:50:33,188 Hope your granny doesn't mind Hope your grandpa doesn't mind 2152 01:50:33,288 --> 01:50:39,485 Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind 2153 01:50:39,585 --> 01:50:46,259 Hope your daddy doesn't mind Hope your mummy doesn't mind 2154 01:50:48,344 --> 01:50:53,057 Little bird 2155 01:50:54,642 --> 01:50:59,314 Little bird 2156 01:51:00,982 --> 01:51:07,405 Little bird 2157 01:51:09,741 --> 01:51:12,368 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 2158 01:51:12,493 --> 01:51:15,038 Put your dominant hand up high 2159 01:51:15,163 --> 01:51:19,083 Reach your dominant hand in the sky 2160 01:51:20,293 --> 01:51:22,879 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 2161 01:51:23,004 --> 01:51:25,548 Put your hand up for sex 2162 01:51:25,673 --> 01:51:29,719 For me and me helmet and wherever it winds up next 2163 01:51:31,012 --> 01:51:33,706 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 2164 01:51:33,806 --> 01:51:36,142 Put your hand up for our Queen 2165 01:51:36,267 --> 01:51:40,980 For shagging five birds in the back of me limousine 2166 01:51:42,315 --> 01:51:47,512 I feel particularly in tune with the cosmos 2167 01:51:47,612 --> 01:51:53,076 I feel in tune with you tonight 2168 01:52:05,338 --> 01:52:07,965 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 2169 01:52:08,090 --> 01:52:10,535 Put your hand up for love 2170 01:52:10,635 --> 01:52:14,806 While snogging down south While jiggling up above 2171 01:52:15,848 --> 01:52:18,543 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 2172 01:52:18,643 --> 01:52:21,187 Put your dominant hand up high 2173 01:52:21,312 --> 01:52:24,774 Put your dominant hand 2174 01:52:32,490 --> 01:52:34,575 Tonight 2175 01:52:38,371 --> 01:52:40,273 Unity 2176 01:52:40,373 --> 01:52:42,583 Yeah, yeah 2177 01:52:43,501 --> 01:52:47,880 Oi, oi, unity! 2178 01:52:48,005 --> 01:52:49,340 And love 2179 01:52:50,383 --> 01:52:52,952 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 2180 01:52:53,052 --> 01:52:55,580 Put your hand up for tea 2181 01:52:55,680 --> 01:52:59,183 For separation of Church and State and me! 2182 01:53:00,851 --> 01:53:03,588 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 2183 01:53:03,688 --> 01:53:06,232 Put your dominant hand up high 2184 01:53:06,357 --> 01:53:09,469 Put your dominant leg 2185 01:53:09,569 --> 01:53:14,765 I feel particularly in tune with the cosmos 2186 01:53:14,865 --> 01:53:21,122 I feel in tune with you tonight 2187 01:53:24,792 --> 01:53:27,420 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi! 2188 01:53:27,545 --> 01:53:29,922 Put your dominant hand up high 2189 01:53:30,047 --> 01:53:33,993 Put your dominant hand 2190 01:53:34,093 --> 01:53:40,224 To the sky 2191 01:53:43,394 --> 01:53:44,520 Go home. 2192 01:53:45,396 --> 01:53:47,523 Get the fuck out the theater. The movie's over.