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See the people
walking down the street
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Fall in line
just watching all their feet
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They don't know
where they want to go
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But they're walking in time
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They got the beat
They got the beat
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They got the beat, yeah
They got the beat
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All the kids
just gettin' out of school
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They can't wait
to hang out and be cool
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Hang around 'til quarter after 12:00
That's when they fall in line
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They got the beat
They got the beat
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Kids got the beat, yeah
Kids got the beat
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Go-go music
really makes us dance
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Do the Pony
puts us in a trance
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Do the Watusi, just give us a chance
That's when we fall in line
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'Cause we got the beat
We got the beat
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We got the beat, yeah
We got it
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We got the beat
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We got the beat
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We got the beat
Everybody, get on your feet
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We got the beat
We know you can dance to the beat
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We got the beat
Jump back, get down
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'Round and 'round and 'round
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We got the beat
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Linda, there's that guy
from the stereo store.
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- Don't you think
he looks like Richard Gere?
- See his cute little butt?
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- You guys, let's talk about
that fox that just walked in.
- We already were.
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I'm gonna go over there
and change the shakers.
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- Cool out. That's Stacy's section.
- He's too old.
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She's not even
in high school yet.
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Smoking's upstairs to your left.
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Smoking's upstairs to your left.
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Smoking's upstairs.
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Rat, is Dolly Parton giving you
a percentage of the profit?
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What can I do for you, gentlemen?
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You the guy with
the Van Halen tickets?
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That could be.
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How much for something
in the first ten rows?
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- Twenty bucks apiece.
- Those tickets were only $12.50.
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So don't buy 'em.
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All the other scalpers are sold out.
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Scalper?
Did you call me a scalper?
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Listen, gentlemen, I perform a service
here, and the service costs money.
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Do you want the tickets or don't you?
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Okay, we'll take 'em.
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All right.
What'd I say, $25?
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Twenty!
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All right.
Thank you.
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Just made 16 bucks, Rat.
What's the matter? You look depressed.
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I hate working the theater. All the
action's on the other side of the mall.
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- How's it going?
- You want to take his table?
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Go for it.
He's cute.
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Just take his order,
look him in the eye.
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If he says anything remotely funny,
laugh like you never heard anything
so funny.
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And smile!
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Go for it.
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So, you working hard or hardly working?
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You look like you
could still be in high school.
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I know.
Everybody says that.
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- How old are you?
- Nineteen.
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- How old are you?
- Twenty-six.
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Do you think we could
still be friends?
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So what can I get you?
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How 'bout a meatball sandwich,
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a medium Coke,
and your phone number?
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Get outta here, Bradley.
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- Dave.
- How you doin', Brad?
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Cookin'!
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Daddy's home, boys.
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I shall serve no fries
before their time.
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This one's on you, dude.
Who's got the beaucoup dolares today?
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Uno dinero.
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- What have you got, Mr. Buck Man?
- I got a cigarette.
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I got uno "nickelette."
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Hey! You guys had shirts on
when you came in here.
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Somethin' happened to 'em, man.
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Come on, Spicoli,
just put the shirts back on.
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You see that sign?
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"No shirts. No shoes. No dice."
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Right.
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Learn it.
Know it. Live it.
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- Whoa.
- He's the full hot orator.
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Linda, did I show you this?
He gave me his card.
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"Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant."
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Maybe we should get a frame for this,
and put it up on the wall.
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Linda, you're the one who told me
I was gonna get a boyfriend at the mall.
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- Do you think he'll call this week?
- Why don't you call him?
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- I can't.
- You can. Guys love that sort of thing.
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- Really?
- Yes!
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Stacy, what are you waiting for?
You're 15 years old.
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I did it when I was 13.
It's no huge thing. It's just sex.
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- He was hot, wasn't he?
- If I didn't have a fiance
in Chicago, I'd go for it.
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Hey, how you doin'?
Welcome to Ridgemont.
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Will it look okay?
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Well, she was an American girl
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Raised on promises
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- Do you know where U.S. History is?
- Down the hall and turn left.
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Somewhere else
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She was an American girl
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Hi, Bradley.
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Grown up.
Lookin' good.
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Another year joined at the lips.
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- Hi, Brad!
- Denise. I'd make you see God.
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Brad!
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- Big Cruising Vessel!
- Bradley!
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Thank you.
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Six more payments, gentlemen,
and this beautiful...
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blue, four-door, luxury sedan
is all mine!
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I'll give you
four tickets in the fifth row...
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for the low price of $140.
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See that car? Some alumni
gave Jefferson that car...
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for playing football
when he was a sophomore.
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- Helped him pick it out.
- Slick car.
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We go way back, you know.
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Hey, Charles, how you doin', buddy?
Car looks great. I mean really terrific.
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You're really keeping it up
wonderfully.
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Don't fuck with it!
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Shit!
That's my man.
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Brad?
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- Arnold! What's happening?
- Can I talk to you a minute?
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Sure, man.
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I really hate Bronco Burger.
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Ever since they started with the chicken
nuggets, everything went downhill.
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You have to fry all their greasy food,
and you have to polish things.
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And the manager's an asshole.
I was just wondering...
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Arnold, do you want to work
at All-American Burger?
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Yeah, well, um...
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I can probably get you in.
Just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.
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- All right!
- Okay.
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Wait.
Did you hear the bell ring?
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- What bell?
- We're here.
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Aloha.
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My name is Mr. Hand.
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I have but one question for you.
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Can you attend my class?
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It is for your own good. And if you
can't make it, I can make you.
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We have a 20-question quiz every Friday.
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Your grade is the average
of all your quizzes,
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plus the midterm and final
which counts for one-third.
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Got it?
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Also...
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There will be no eating. E-A-T-l-N-G.
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No eating in this class!
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You get used to doing
your own business on your own time.
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That's one demand I make.
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Just like you wouldn't want me
to come to your house...
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- and discuss U.S. History
on your time, understand?
- Yes, sir.
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This guy's been stoned
since the third grade.
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- Yes?
- Yeah, I'm registered in this class.
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- What class?
- This is U.S. History.
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- I see the globe right there.
- Really?
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Hey.
May I come in?
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Oh, please!
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I get so lonely when I hear
that third attendance bell ring...
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and all my kids are not here.
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Sorry, I'm late. It's just like
this new schedule's totally confusing.
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I know that dude!
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Mr. Spicoli.
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That's the name they gave me.
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- You're ripping my card!
- Yes.
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Hey, bud, what's your problem?
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No problem at all.
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I think you know
where the front office is.
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You dick!
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I have taken the time
to print up a complete schedule...
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of class quizzes
and the chapters they cover.
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Please pass them
to the desk behind you.
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Back, back, back.
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Did you hear about this surfer guy
who pulled a knife on Mr. Hand
this morning?
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Oh, no!
He just called him a dick.
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A dick? Oh, God.
People exaggerate so much here.
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Linda, that girl
looks just like Pat Benatar.
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I know. Wait.
There are three girls at Ridgemont...
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who have cultivated
the Pat Benatar look.
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Chanel Semlar,
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Mary Ann Zlotnick
in the red tights.
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Do you think guys find that
more attractive?
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Stacy, please, give me a break!
You are so much prettier!
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Yeah, I know, but do you think
they'd be better in bed?
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What do you mean?
You either do it or you don't.
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No. There are like... variables
that I might not be good at.
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- Like what variables?
- Like, you know, giving blow jobs.
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What's the big deal?
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- I never did it.
- You've never given a blow job?
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Never? Stace, there's nothing to it.
It's so easy.
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Check it out.
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Relax your throat muscles.
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Don't bite.
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And slide it in.
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Try it again.
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Good. Push it slowly in and out.
You got it.
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Okay.
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- Can I ask you something
and you promise not to laugh?
- Sure.
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Okay. When a guy has an orgasm,
how much comes out?
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A quart or so.
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No, I'm just kidding.
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Just practice.
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I'm not going to a morgue.
I'll get my mom to write a note.
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Nobody's getting me into a room
with a bunch of dead guys.
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You have to go.
I hear it's part of the final.
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I hear it's really disgusting.
Do you know what they do?
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00:14:05,938 --> 00:14:08,524
- Have you heard?
- What?
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00:14:08,607 --> 00:14:10,985
The bodies are dissected
and Mr. Vargas...
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pulls out parts of the dead body
and holds them up.
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You mean, he reaches in
and pulls this stuff out?
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- Like stomach and tumors or something?
- Yeah, stomach, tumors, entrails.
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Good day, everyone.
My name is Mr. Vargas.
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Look.
I'm a little slow today.
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I just switched to Sanka,
so have a heart.
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All right, now.
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The World of Life. That is the name
of the textbook we will be using.
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I'm in love.
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See the mustache comin' in, Rat?
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You can almost cross it out.
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- I'm in love.
- You are a wuss. Part wimp, part pussy.
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What do you mean wuss?
This girl is my... exact type.
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- Where'd you see her?
- In my biology class.
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- Did you get her number?
- No.
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- Did you get her name?
- No! No! It's too soon.
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It's never too soon, Rat.
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A girl decides how far she's gonna
let you go in the first five minutes.
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What am I supposed to do? Go up to
this strange girl in my biology class...
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and say, "Hello. I'd like you to
take your clothes off and jump on me"?
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I would.
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I can see it all now. This is
gonna be just like last summer.
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You fell in love
with that girl at the Fotomat.
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You bought $40 worth of fuckin' film,
and you never even talked to her.
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You don't even own a camera!
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You tell me, Mike.
What should I do?
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This is what you do.
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Start from the minute
you walk into biology.
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I mean, don't just walk in.
Move across the room.
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And you don't talk to her.
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You use your face.
You use your body.
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Use everything.
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That's what I do.
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I mean, I just send out
this vibe...
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and I have personally found
that women do respond.
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I mean, something happens.
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Naturally something happens.
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00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,356
You put the vibe out to 30 million
chicks, something is gonna happen.
242
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:16,318
That's the idea, Rat.
That's the attitude.
243
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,445
- The attitude?
- Yeah.
244
00:16:18,529 --> 00:16:22,116
The attitude dictates
that you don't care whether
she comes, stays, lays or prays.
245
00:16:22,157 --> 00:16:25,160
Whatever happens,
your toes are still tappin'.
246
00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:29,832
Now, when you got that...
then you have the attitude.
247
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:35,004
- Good night, Stacy.
- Good night, Mom.
248
00:16:55,733 --> 00:17:01,196
Just look at that girl with the lights
coming up in her eyes
249
00:17:04,241 --> 00:17:08,203
She's got to be somebody's baby
250
00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:12,833
She must be somebody's baby
251
00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:16,170
- You look beautiful.
- Thanks. So do you.
252
00:17:17,212 --> 00:17:18,672
Where do you feel like going?
253
00:17:18,714 --> 00:17:20,924
I don't know.
254
00:17:21,008 --> 00:17:25,304
- How 'bout The Point?
- Okay.
255
00:17:25,387 --> 00:17:28,849
All right!
The Point it is.
256
00:17:28,932 --> 00:17:32,019
She's got to be somebody's baby
257
00:17:32,061 --> 00:17:34,188
She's so fine
258
00:17:34,271 --> 00:17:38,859
She's probably somebody's only light
259
00:17:38,901 --> 00:17:41,445
Gonna shine tonight
260
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:48,369
Yeah, she's gonna be
somebody's baby tonight
261
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:55,167
She's gonna be somebody's only light
262
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,628
Gonna shine tonight
263
00:17:57,711 --> 00:18:03,550
Yeah, she's gonna be
somebody's baby tonight
264
00:18:15,938 --> 00:18:18,148
That's a really nice jacket.
265
00:18:18,232 --> 00:18:21,402
Thanks.
Thanks a lot.
266
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:30,202
- It's warm.
- Yeah, it is. It's really warm.
267
00:18:30,285 --> 00:18:32,788
I wonder how long it will last.
268
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:39,753
So...
269
00:18:39,837 --> 00:18:43,590
am I gonna get to first base?
270
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:57,604
- Are you really 19?
- Yeah, yeah, I am. I'm really 19.
271
00:19:01,317 --> 00:19:06,947
She's gonna be
somebody's baby tonight
272
00:19:07,031 --> 00:19:12,995
I try to shut my eyes
but I can't get her out of my sight
273
00:19:14,955 --> 00:19:20,753
I know I'm gonna know it
but I gotta get over my fright
274
00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:25,716
I'm just gonna walk up to her
275
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:30,721
I'm gonna talk to her tonight
276
00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:44,151
Gonna shine tonight
Make her mine tonight?
277
00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:46,320
Yeah
278
00:19:48,405 --> 00:19:52,910
Gonna shine tonight
Make her mine tonight
279
00:19:54,328 --> 00:19:56,747
So tell me, do you like Ron?
280
00:19:56,830 --> 00:20:00,084
I like Ron, but it hurt so bad.
281
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,836
Don't worry. Keep doing it.
It gets a lot better. I swear.
282
00:20:02,878 --> 00:20:04,421
It better.
283
00:20:04,713 --> 00:20:07,257
Raised on the radio
284
00:20:07,341 --> 00:20:11,303
Just an all-American boy
285
00:20:11,387 --> 00:20:14,390
I got my favorite toy
286
00:20:14,473 --> 00:20:19,186
I was
raised on the radio
287
00:20:19,228 --> 00:20:22,272
Yeah, I was raised on the radio
288
00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:25,693
Remembering when times were bad
289
00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:30,364
Love is all we need
and love was all we had
290
00:20:30,406 --> 00:20:34,076
- Mom says to clean the pool.
- Why can't you do it?
291
00:20:34,159 --> 00:20:36,662
Your friends use the pool.
Your friends messed it up.
292
00:20:36,745 --> 00:20:41,000
- Your friends use the pool too.
- I take out the garbage!
293
00:20:54,263 --> 00:20:55,806
Brad!
294
00:20:58,517 --> 00:21:03,314
- Brad, have Mom and Dad seen these?
- They're not home yet.
295
00:21:03,397 --> 00:21:06,066
- Brad?
- What?
296
00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:08,110
What would you say if
I asked you to put these...
297
00:21:08,193 --> 00:21:11,155
in the trunk of the Cruising Vessel
and get rid of them?
298
00:21:11,238 --> 00:21:15,576
- I'd say, "Who the hell is Ron Johnson?"
- Please.
299
00:21:16,785 --> 00:21:18,787
Thank you very much.
300
00:21:20,622 --> 00:21:23,626
- Lisa's great!
- Yeah.
301
00:21:23,709 --> 00:21:28,422
I don't understand why you want
to break up with a girl like that.
302
00:21:28,505 --> 00:21:32,843
Me and Lisa have been going together
for two years. I love her and all.
303
00:21:32,926 --> 00:21:36,013
I mean, she's great in bed.
304
00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:40,309
It's just that...
I'm a single, successful guy.
305
00:21:42,728 --> 00:21:47,274
And this is my last year in school.
This could be the best year of my life!
306
00:21:48,692 --> 00:21:51,987
I just feel like I need
my freedom now, you know?
307
00:21:55,491 --> 00:21:57,868
Okay, here's your preparation stuff.
308
00:21:57,951 --> 00:22:02,122
You got your sliced tomatoes,
shredded lettuce, secret sauce.
309
00:22:02,164 --> 00:22:04,959
- What's the secret sauce?
- Thousand Island dressing.
310
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,503
What's the secret sauce
at Bronco Burger?
311
00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:10,297
- Ketchup and mayonnaise.
- Gotcha.
312
00:22:10,339 --> 00:22:12,800
Order for you, Bradley.
313
00:22:14,134 --> 00:22:17,304
- Were those flowers really for me?
- Of course!
314
00:22:17,346 --> 00:22:20,599
- How much did they cost?
- Don't worry about it.
315
00:22:20,683 --> 00:22:22,643
Want to go to The Point tonight?
316
00:22:23,852 --> 00:22:25,813
What's there to do at The Point?
317
00:22:25,854 --> 00:22:30,317
What do you mean? We've been
going out together for two years.
318
00:22:30,401 --> 00:22:34,571
I don't want to have to use sex
as a tool, Brad.
319
00:22:34,655 --> 00:22:38,575
Tool? Tool for what?
We've been going together for two years!
320
00:22:38,659 --> 00:22:41,954
- I don't want to talk about it here.
- I wanna talk about it!
321
00:22:42,037 --> 00:22:44,331
- Brad?
- Lisa!
322
00:22:44,373 --> 00:22:46,792
Brad!
323
00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:50,504
You gotta flip 'em, or they'll burn.
Great.
324
00:22:51,046 --> 00:22:52,589
"C."
325
00:22:52,673 --> 00:22:54,842
"D."
326
00:22:54,925 --> 00:22:57,594
"F."
327
00:22:57,678 --> 00:23:01,140
"F." "F."
328
00:23:01,223 --> 00:23:04,518
Three weeks we've been talking
about the Platt Amendment.
329
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,855
What are you people, on dope?
330
00:23:07,938 --> 00:23:12,818
A piece of legislation was introduced
into Congress by Senator John Platt.
331
00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:16,155
It was passed in 1906.
332
00:23:16,238 --> 00:23:18,490
This amendment to our Constitution...
333
00:23:18,574 --> 00:23:21,035
has a profound impact
upon all of our...
334
00:23:21,118 --> 00:23:25,622
Where is Jeff Spicoli? I saw him earlier
today near the first floor bathrooms.
335
00:23:25,706 --> 00:23:29,543
Is he still on campus?
Anyone? Yes, Desmond?
336
00:23:29,585 --> 00:23:32,171
I saw him by the food machines.
337
00:23:32,254 --> 00:23:34,882
- How long ago?
- Right before class.
338
00:23:34,965 --> 00:23:37,217
Okay.
Bring him in.
339
00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:41,513
What is this fascination with truancy?
340
00:23:41,597 --> 00:23:45,392
What is it that gets inside your heads?
341
00:23:45,476 --> 00:23:49,313
There are some teachers in this school
who look the other way at truants.
342
00:23:49,396 --> 00:23:51,398
It's a little game
that you both play.
343
00:23:51,482 --> 00:23:54,401
They pretend they don't see you.
You pretend you don't ditch.
344
00:23:54,443 --> 00:23:58,155
Now, who pays the price later?
You!
345
00:24:00,824 --> 00:24:03,452
Wait a minute.
There's no birthday party for me here!
346
00:24:04,870 --> 00:24:07,998
Hola, Mr. Hand.
347
00:24:08,082 --> 00:24:10,542
What's the reason for your truancy?
348
00:24:10,626 --> 00:24:12,836
Just couldn't make it on time.
349
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,547
You mean,
you couldn't or you wouldn't?
350
00:24:17,633 --> 00:24:20,177
It was like a full crowd scene
at the food lines.
351
00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:23,389
Food will be eaten on your time.
352
00:24:23,430 --> 00:24:27,017
Why are you continuously late
for this class, Mr. Spicoli?
353
00:24:27,101 --> 00:24:31,563
Why do you shamelessly waste
my time like this?
354
00:24:34,483 --> 00:24:36,402
- I don't know.
-
355
00:24:56,297 --> 00:24:58,632
I like that.
356
00:24:58,716 --> 00:25:01,427
"I don't know."
That's nice!
357
00:25:01,510 --> 00:25:03,721
"Mr. Hand,
will I pass this class?"
358
00:25:03,804 --> 00:25:07,725
"Gee, Mr. Spicoli,
I don't know!"
359
00:25:07,808 --> 00:25:10,311
That's nice. I really like that.
You know what I'm gonna do?
360
00:25:10,394 --> 00:25:14,356
I'm going to leave your words on this
board for all my classes to enjoy.
361
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,900
Giving you full credit,
of course, Mr. Spicoli!
362
00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:18,777
All right.
363
00:25:28,912 --> 00:25:32,625
Sleigh bells ring
are you listening
364
00:25:32,708 --> 00:25:34,460
- Mommy!
- In the lane
365
00:25:34,543 --> 00:25:36,086
- Oh, no!
- Snow is glistening
366
00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:40,674
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
367
00:25:40,758 --> 00:25:43,969
Walking in a winter wonderland
368
00:25:44,219 --> 00:25:46,263
How fucking long
do I have to wait?
369
00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:50,476
Christmas sucks.
I hate it.
370
00:25:50,559 --> 00:25:53,354
You gotta get used to working holidays.
People are always screaming.
371
00:25:53,395 --> 00:25:55,648
I have to quit this job.
I'm gonna get so fat...
372
00:25:55,689 --> 00:26:00,611
- no one's gonna want to take me out.
- Ron hasn't called, huh?
373
00:26:00,694 --> 00:26:05,366
- Not since November.
- What does it matter?
He's a stereo salesman.
374
00:26:05,449 --> 00:26:08,202
What'd you wanna do, marry him?
Have kids with him?
375
00:26:08,285 --> 00:26:11,580
Have this guy come home
50 years old and bald?
376
00:26:11,622 --> 00:26:15,209
And have that little Pacific Stereo
sign on? Come on, Stace.
377
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:17,086
Hey, it's his loss.
378
00:26:18,587 --> 00:26:20,214
Got any Blue Oyster Cult?
379
00:26:20,297 --> 00:26:23,759
No, I don't have any
Blue Oyster Cult.
380
00:26:23,842 --> 00:26:27,513
I ate 34 pairs last time.
Where were you?
381
00:26:27,596 --> 00:26:29,890
I was that close to working
at 7-Eleven, you know.
382
00:26:31,725 --> 00:26:33,394
What?
383
00:26:36,271 --> 00:26:39,149
- All right! Play me?
- Totally.
384
00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:41,527
You got quarters?
385
00:26:45,072 --> 00:26:47,491
When are those Earth, Wind and Fire
tickets comin' in?
386
00:26:47,574 --> 00:26:50,661
Earth, Wind and Fire?
Geez, I haven't heard anything.
387
00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:52,746
The minute I do,
I'll let you know.
388
00:26:52,788 --> 00:26:55,332
I'm plannin' on taking
my little brother over here.
389
00:26:55,416 --> 00:26:59,086
Is that your little brother?
He's a good-lookin' kid.
390
00:26:59,128 --> 00:27:01,130
Great.
Charles Jefferson...
391
00:27:01,171 --> 00:27:04,550
for Earth, Wind and Fire
and little brother.
392
00:27:04,633 --> 00:27:07,720
I'll let you know when
they come around, okay?
393
00:27:12,016 --> 00:27:16,061
Wow! Does he really live here?
I thought he just flew in for games.
394
00:27:16,145 --> 00:27:18,856
Shit! He knows where to come
when he wants some tickets.
395
00:27:18,939 --> 00:27:22,359
Go on. Get outta here.
You're messing up my business.
396
00:27:22,443 --> 00:27:25,321
Come on, Rat.
Let's go get you a woman.
397
00:27:25,362 --> 00:27:27,281
Wow.
398
00:27:27,364 --> 00:27:29,491
You ready for
your moment of truth?
399
00:27:29,575 --> 00:27:32,328
Damone, I noticed I was starting
to get a pimple this morning...
400
00:27:32,411 --> 00:27:36,749
Rat, the shyness routine
is really starting to aggravate me.
401
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:40,919
I mean, who is she, anyway?
She's a waitress in a pizza parlor.
402
00:27:41,003 --> 00:27:45,382
Look at her. Look at you.
A member of the Honor Roll.
403
00:27:45,466 --> 00:27:48,636
Assistant to the assistant manager
of the movie theater.
404
00:27:48,677 --> 00:27:53,766
Rat, if this girl
can't smell your qualifications,
then who needs her, right?
405
00:27:53,849 --> 00:27:55,976
- Right.
- All right. How do you feel?
406
00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:58,020
- I feel good.
- Do ya? All right.
407
00:27:58,103 --> 00:28:01,106
Now stop fucking around
and go get her.
408
00:28:01,190 --> 00:28:04,652
Hey, Rat, you gotta ace that jacket.
409
00:28:04,735 --> 00:28:07,196
- Yeah?
- Yeah. All right, that's cool.
410
00:28:07,237 --> 00:28:11,659
You look good. All right?
Go get her.
411
00:28:16,038 --> 00:28:19,500
$1.10, and you get five cents back.
412
00:28:19,541 --> 00:28:21,502
Thanks.
413
00:28:21,543 --> 00:28:25,506
- Hi! Don't I know you
from biology class?
- Yeah!
414
00:28:25,589 --> 00:28:30,386
- What can I do for you?
- I had a couple of questions.
I was curious.
415
00:28:30,469 --> 00:28:33,347
What do you do with the
jackets people leave here?
416
00:28:33,389 --> 00:28:36,600
- We keep 'em.
- You keep 'em?
417
00:28:36,684 --> 00:28:40,187
In case they come back.
You can look through it if you want.
418
00:28:40,229 --> 00:28:43,524
No, that's cool. It would take
too long to look through all that.
419
00:28:43,607 --> 00:28:45,859
I'll pick up a new one.
420
00:28:47,569 --> 00:28:49,655
What was your other question?
421
00:28:49,738 --> 00:28:54,410
Oh, my other question is...
422
00:28:54,493 --> 00:28:57,788
can I have your phone number
so I can ask you out sometime?
423
00:28:57,871 --> 00:29:02,251
- Do you have a pen?
This one's out of ink.
- Yeah.
424
00:29:13,053 --> 00:29:17,057
Stacy. Nice to meet you, Stacy.
My name is Mark Ratner.
425
00:29:19,059 --> 00:29:21,437
I've gotta go.
426
00:29:37,995 --> 00:29:40,789
Lisa, I have something to tell you.
427
00:29:42,374 --> 00:29:46,337
Look, I'm a senior now.
428
00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:49,673
I'm a single, successful guy.
429
00:29:49,757 --> 00:29:52,468
And I've got to be fair to myself.
430
00:29:52,551 --> 00:29:57,264
Lisa... I think I need my freedom.
431
00:30:01,644 --> 00:30:03,812
Oh, don't do that.
432
00:30:03,896 --> 00:30:06,065
- Please, please don't do that.
- Brad!
433
00:30:06,148 --> 00:30:10,194
- Can you cover me on register two?
- Okay.
434
00:30:13,697 --> 00:30:15,908
- May I help you?
- Ah, yes.
435
00:30:15,949 --> 00:30:18,327
This is not the best breakfast
I ever ate and...
436
00:30:18,369 --> 00:30:22,414
- I'd like my money back.
- Okay. I believe
you have to fill out a form.
437
00:30:22,498 --> 00:30:25,626
No. I'd like my money back now.
438
00:30:25,709 --> 00:30:29,129
I'm sorry. It doesn't work that way.
I have to fill out a form.
439
00:30:29,213 --> 00:30:31,632
Well, you ate most of it
already so...
440
00:30:31,715 --> 00:30:34,760
See that sign?
It says "100% guaranteed."
441
00:30:34,843 --> 00:30:37,596
You know what the meaning
of guarantee is?
Did they teach you that here?
442
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,307
Sir, if you'd just wait a minute.
443
00:30:40,391 --> 00:30:43,310
Look. Just put your little hand
in the cash register...
444
00:30:43,394 --> 00:30:47,439
and give me my $2.75 back,
please, Brad.
445
00:30:47,481 --> 00:30:51,986
Sir, if you'd just give me a minute.
I'll find the forms.
I'll take care of everything.
446
00:30:52,069 --> 00:30:55,030
I don't have a minute.
You've made me late enough.
447
00:30:55,114 --> 00:30:57,908
I am so tired of dealing
with incompetence.
448
00:30:57,992 --> 00:31:00,995
It says 100% guaranteed,
you moron!
449
00:31:01,078 --> 00:31:05,416
Mister, if you don't shut up,
I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass.
450
00:31:05,499 --> 00:31:08,919
Ah, is there a problem here?
Can I help you, sir?
451
00:31:09,003 --> 00:31:14,008
You bet you have a problem.
Your employee used profanity
and threatened me with violence.
452
00:31:14,091 --> 00:31:16,844
I'm surprised. I eat here all the time
and usually have good service.
453
00:31:16,885 --> 00:31:21,890
All I wanted was my money back on this
breakfast. It was a little under-cooked.
454
00:31:21,974 --> 00:31:24,810
And he threatens me with violence.
I'm gonna call your super...
455
00:31:24,893 --> 00:31:28,105
I can take care of it.
456
00:31:28,188 --> 00:31:33,819
Mr. Hamilton, did you threaten this
customer or use profanity in any way?
457
00:31:33,861 --> 00:31:39,033
Uh... he insulted me first.
He called me a moron, Dennis.
458
00:31:39,074 --> 00:31:42,661
Answer me! Did you threaten
this customer or use profanity?
459
00:31:42,745 --> 00:31:45,372
- Yes.
- You're fired.
460
00:31:45,456 --> 00:31:49,209
I'm very sorry, sir.
I'll refund your money right now.
461
00:31:49,293 --> 00:31:51,211
I hope you won't hold this against us.
462
00:31:51,295 --> 00:31:54,006
You know how these young kids are
these days.
463
00:31:54,089 --> 00:31:56,508
Here we are.
Perhaps another breakfast?
464
00:31:56,550 --> 00:31:59,720
I hope you had
a hell of a piss, Arnold!
465
00:32:06,769 --> 00:32:09,730
The world's finest
surfers showed up today to do battle...
466
00:32:09,772 --> 00:32:14,360
with what's turned out to be the biggest
waves to hit this coast since 1946.
467
00:32:14,401 --> 00:32:16,862
Hello. I'm Stu Nahan,
and I'd like you to meet this young man.
468
00:32:16,945 --> 00:32:20,908
His name, Jeff Spicoli.
Jeff, congratulations.
469
00:32:20,991 --> 00:32:23,535
Things looked rough out there today.
470
00:32:23,619 --> 00:32:27,122
I'll tell you, Stu,
I did battle with some humongous waves.
471
00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:32,127
Just like I told the guy on ABC,
"Danger is my business."
472
00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:37,174
A lot of people
expected Mark "Cutback" Davis,
or Bob "Jungle Vet" Gerard...
473
00:32:37,257 --> 00:32:40,761
- would take the honors this year.
- Those guys are fags!
474
00:32:40,844 --> 00:32:44,640
Let me ask you. When you get out there,
do you ever fear for your life?
475
00:32:44,682 --> 00:32:49,269
Stu, surfing's not a sport.
It's a way of life. It's no hobby.
476
00:32:49,353 --> 00:32:54,108
It's a way of looking at that wave
and saying, "Hey, bud, let's party!"
477
00:32:54,984 --> 00:32:56,443
Where'd you get this jacket?
478
00:32:56,485 --> 00:33:00,406
From the network. Let me ask you,
what's next for Jeff Spicoli?
479
00:33:00,489 --> 00:33:04,451
Headed over to the Australian
and then the Hawaiian Internationals.
480
00:33:04,535 --> 00:33:08,831
Then me and Mick are gonna wing on over
to London and jam with the Stones.
481
00:33:09,498 --> 00:33:13,252
You guys are invited too.
482
00:33:13,335 --> 00:33:15,546
Jeff! Jeff!
483
00:33:15,629 --> 00:33:18,841
Jeff, Dad says you have to get up.
484
00:33:18,882 --> 00:33:22,720
- Leave me alone.
- Dad says you're gonna be late again,
you butthole!
485
00:33:22,803 --> 00:33:26,473
- Leave me alone!
- Dad says you're gonna be late again,
you booger!
486
00:33:26,515 --> 00:33:30,311
Dad, Jeff threw his snorkel at me!
487
00:33:32,354 --> 00:33:35,941
We just want to say that
we're not Spirit Bunnies anymore.
488
00:33:36,025 --> 00:33:39,945
We always hated that name.
It bugged the heck out of Dina and me.
489
00:33:40,029 --> 00:33:42,573
- It's just such a put-down!
- Really!
490
00:33:42,656 --> 00:33:46,827
We know you've got a lot of spirit,
everybody, right?
491
00:33:46,910 --> 00:33:50,247
And we're gonna destroy Lincoln
next week! All right!
492
00:33:54,001 --> 00:33:57,379
You know, it takes a lot
of courage to get up here...
493
00:33:57,421 --> 00:34:00,090
and do something that
you know people will make fun of.
494
00:34:00,174 --> 00:34:03,344
- Yeah.
- Man...
495
00:34:03,427 --> 00:34:06,138
I'm never gonna talk
to those guys again.
496
00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:10,142
I'm the one who got Arnold and Dave
their jobs there in the first place.
497
00:34:10,225 --> 00:34:13,145
If you'd apologize to Dennis,
I'm sure he'd take you back.
498
00:34:13,228 --> 00:34:16,607
Fuck Dennis Taylor!
I'm not gonna apologize to that wimp.
499
00:34:20,069 --> 00:34:22,363
I'm just glad
we're still together...
500
00:34:22,446 --> 00:34:26,867
because a lot's happened,
and I really need you this year.
501
00:34:26,909 --> 00:34:31,288
Look, Brad, I've been trying
to think of a way to tell you this.
502
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:37,002
We're almost out of school.
It's our last year.
503
00:34:37,086 --> 00:34:41,632
And I think we owe it
to ourselves to be free,
504
00:34:41,715 --> 00:34:45,552
to go out with other people.
505
00:34:47,554 --> 00:34:50,391
I still want to be friends.
506
00:34:50,432 --> 00:34:53,477
What do I say to her
once we get in the car?
507
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:57,856
No problem, Rat. What you need
is my special five-point plan.
508
00:34:57,940 --> 00:35:00,067
Come on, Damone, I need real help.
509
00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:02,152
What'd you mean?
Men have died...
510
00:35:02,236 --> 00:35:05,447
trying to obtain this
valuable information.
511
00:35:05,531 --> 00:35:07,449
- But I'll give it to you for free.
- What's your five-point plan?
512
00:35:10,452 --> 00:35:13,914
All right.
Now, pay attention.
513
00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:19,878
First of all, you never let on
how much you like a girl.
514
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,048
Oh, Debbie... hi.
515
00:35:24,174 --> 00:35:27,428
Two.
You always call the shots.
516
00:35:27,469 --> 00:35:31,181
Kiss me, you won't regret it.
517
00:35:31,265 --> 00:35:35,686
Three. Act like wherever you are,
that's the place to be.
518
00:35:36,937 --> 00:35:38,939
Isn't this great?
519
00:35:38,981 --> 00:35:41,525
Four.
520
00:35:41,608 --> 00:35:44,820
When ordering food, find out what she
wants, then order for the both of you.
521
00:35:44,862 --> 00:35:46,780
It's a classy move.
522
00:35:46,822 --> 00:35:50,075
The lady will have
the linguine in a white clam sauce,
523
00:35:50,159 --> 00:35:52,536
and a coke with no ice.
524
00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:54,330
And five.
525
00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:57,958
Now, this is most important, Rat.
526
00:35:58,042 --> 00:36:00,127
When it comes down to makin' out,
527
00:36:00,210 --> 00:36:02,212
whenever possible,
528
00:36:02,296 --> 00:36:04,006
put on side one
of Led Zeppelin IV.
529
00:36:15,476 --> 00:36:18,687
- This is a nice car.
- Yeah. It's my sister's.
530
00:36:18,771 --> 00:36:20,898
Yeah?
531
00:36:23,108 --> 00:36:25,277
Do you have Mrs. George
for English?
532
00:36:25,361 --> 00:36:29,823
- Yeah. She's pretty good.
- Yeah, she is pretty good.
533
00:36:36,914 --> 00:36:40,834
- Have you decided?
- Um, yeah.
534
00:36:40,876 --> 00:36:43,587
I'll have the knockwurst.
535
00:36:43,671 --> 00:36:45,923
Excellent.
536
00:36:46,006 --> 00:36:48,842
You work at Cinema Four, right?
537
00:36:48,926 --> 00:36:51,762
That must be great.
You get to see all those free movies.
538
00:36:51,845 --> 00:36:55,015
You get free popcorn.
539
00:36:55,099 --> 00:36:58,477
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
540
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,980
Would you mind if I excuse
myself for a moment?
541
00:37:01,021 --> 00:37:03,190
Oh, no, go ahead.
542
00:37:03,273 --> 00:37:05,818
Are you ready to order here?
543
00:37:08,654 --> 00:37:10,864
She will have the knockwurst.
544
00:37:10,906 --> 00:37:13,909
And you?
545
00:37:13,951 --> 00:37:16,829
- I'll have the same.
- Anything to drink?
546
00:37:16,870 --> 00:37:19,331
- Coke.
- Two Cokes.
547
00:37:19,415 --> 00:37:22,459
Okay.
Thank you.
548
00:37:23,961 --> 00:37:25,963
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
549
00:37:31,343 --> 00:37:34,346
- Hello?
- Mike, it's Mark.
550
00:37:34,430 --> 00:37:38,600
- What happened to your date?
- It's happening right now.
Everything's fine except...
551
00:37:39,768 --> 00:37:41,687
I left my wallet at home.
552
00:37:41,770 --> 00:37:43,731
Why don't you go home and get it?
553
00:37:43,814 --> 00:37:46,942
No, I can't! I'm here.
The food's coming and everything.
554
00:37:47,026 --> 00:37:49,611
Look, would you do me a favor?
555
00:37:49,695 --> 00:37:54,450
Just borrow your mom's car, drive to my
house, get my wallet and bring it here.
556
00:37:56,577 --> 00:37:58,579
Hello? Mike?
557
00:37:58,662 --> 00:38:01,415
Mike?
558
00:38:01,498 --> 00:38:04,335
Geez, I'm really kinda busy, Rat.
559
00:38:04,418 --> 00:38:06,337
Just do me this one favor.
560
00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:10,090
I swear I won't ask you for anything
again in this lifetime or any other.
561
00:38:10,132 --> 00:38:13,260
- But just please do this for me.
- You owe me for this one.
562
00:38:13,344 --> 00:38:16,347
Okay, thanks.
Thanks a lot. Thanks.
563
00:38:16,430 --> 00:38:20,768
- Beaver, are you all right?
- What happened?
564
00:38:28,609 --> 00:38:31,570
Are you sure there's nothing else
I can bring you?
565
00:38:31,654 --> 00:38:33,614
Do you want another Coke?
566
00:38:33,656 --> 00:38:35,741
Um... okay.
567
00:38:35,824 --> 00:38:38,327
Two more Cokes.
568
00:38:38,369 --> 00:38:40,371
Two more Cokes.
569
00:38:40,454 --> 00:38:43,832
- Hey, Mark, is that you?
- Yeah, hi.
570
00:38:43,916 --> 00:38:47,419
- You come here?
- Yeah. I come for the strudel.
It's great.
571
00:38:47,503 --> 00:38:50,589
Hey, listen, I found your wallet
the other day. You want it back?
572
00:38:50,631 --> 00:38:53,384
Oh, wow! Yeah.
I was looking for this.
573
00:38:55,511 --> 00:38:57,471
Oh, Mike,
you don't know Stacy Hamilton.
574
00:38:57,554 --> 00:39:00,015
- Stacy, this is Mike Damone.
- Hi.
575
00:39:00,057 --> 00:39:02,935
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
576
00:39:04,019 --> 00:39:05,813
See you later.
577
00:39:05,896 --> 00:39:10,067
Right. Gotta be goin'.
See you later.
578
00:39:11,527 --> 00:39:13,612
You wanna go?
579
00:39:13,696 --> 00:39:16,156
Um... yeah.
580
00:39:29,545 --> 00:39:32,840
- I had a really nice time tonight.
- Me too.
581
00:39:32,923 --> 00:39:35,884
I'm real sorry someone broke in
and stole your tape deck.
582
00:39:35,968 --> 00:39:38,470
I never thought it would've happened
at such a fancy place.
583
00:39:38,554 --> 00:39:41,640
I know.
You want to come in for a sec?
584
00:39:44,351 --> 00:39:46,812
- Okay, sure.
- Good.
585
00:39:53,944 --> 00:39:56,780
- Where's your brother?
- He's out tonight with some friends.
586
00:39:56,864 --> 00:39:59,867
- Can I get you something to drink?
- No, that's... that's okay.
587
00:39:59,908 --> 00:40:04,371
Oh. Well,
would you mind if I change?
588
00:40:04,455 --> 00:40:06,457
No.
589
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:09,835
Okay. Could you get this for me?
It always sticks.
590
00:40:17,259 --> 00:40:19,053
Thanks.
591
00:40:25,351 --> 00:40:27,728
Where are your parents?
592
00:40:27,770 --> 00:40:31,065
My parents are out of town
for the weekend.
593
00:40:31,106 --> 00:40:33,192
Brad and I are watching the house.
594
00:40:34,610 --> 00:40:37,196
- This is a really nice picture of you.
- Thanks.
595
00:40:37,279 --> 00:40:39,531
You can come in my room
if you want.
596
00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:52,836
So, what do you want to do?
597
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,297
I don't know.
598
00:40:55,339 --> 00:40:58,926
Um, you want to look
at a photo album?
599
00:40:58,968 --> 00:41:02,262
I keep a lot of pictures
from when I grew up and stuff.
600
00:41:02,304 --> 00:41:04,515
- It's kinda stupid, huh?
- Sure! Yeah.
601
00:41:04,598 --> 00:41:06,934
Yeah? Great.
602
00:41:09,770 --> 00:41:13,023
Photographs.
603
00:41:13,107 --> 00:41:15,275
This is the one that Brad took.
604
00:41:15,359 --> 00:41:18,445
It's like double-image type thing,
you know. It's like a mirror.
605
00:41:18,529 --> 00:41:22,116
This is me being stupid.
606
00:41:22,157 --> 00:41:26,078
And this is my dog Gypsy,
and my cat Tullio.
607
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,748
- They're dead now.
- Remember him? Mr. Degan?
608
00:41:29,790 --> 00:41:31,917
You had Degan?
609
00:41:32,001 --> 00:41:34,253
- He always wore the same suit!
- The same suit!
610
00:41:34,336 --> 00:41:37,798
- He must've had 500 of those suits.
- He was terrible!
611
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,592
No, I think it was one.
612
00:41:40,676 --> 00:41:45,973
So you go out there
and you get one too
613
00:41:46,056 --> 00:41:50,060
Love rules
614
00:41:50,144 --> 00:41:53,772
Ohh, love rules
615
00:41:55,774 --> 00:41:58,610
Love rules
616
00:41:59,695 --> 00:42:03,490
Yeah, love rules
617
00:42:06,493 --> 00:42:10,331
- You know, I just thought of something.
- What?
618
00:42:10,372 --> 00:42:13,542
My sister is crazy
when it comes to her car.
619
00:42:13,626 --> 00:42:15,502
- It's gotta be back by 11:00.
- Want to call her?
620
00:42:15,544 --> 00:42:19,548
No. Look, l... She gets crazy.
621
00:42:19,632 --> 00:42:21,800
Her car is her baby.
622
00:42:21,884 --> 00:42:24,136
- I better be going.
- Really?
623
00:42:24,219 --> 00:42:27,806
I'll call you.
Well, I'll see you in class. Okay?
624
00:42:27,890 --> 00:42:29,850
Bye.
625
00:42:29,892 --> 00:42:33,479
Love rules
626
00:42:55,751 --> 00:43:00,089
- Mark Ratner doesn't like me.
- Mark Ratner doesn't like you?
You're crazy!
627
00:43:00,130 --> 00:43:03,133
No, he shows absolutely
no interest in me.
628
00:43:03,217 --> 00:43:07,429
Mark Ratner is definitely somebody
you'd have to make the first move with.
629
00:43:07,513 --> 00:43:11,517
Linda, I did. I made the first move,
I made the second move.
630
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,144
I made a complete jerk out of myself,
is what I did.
631
00:43:14,228 --> 00:43:16,355
What do you care about
Mark Ratner for?
632
00:43:16,438 --> 00:43:19,191
He's a 16-year-old usher
in the movie theater.
633
00:43:19,274 --> 00:43:23,404
You have dated older guys. You work
at the best food stand in the mall.
634
00:43:23,487 --> 00:43:28,033
And you are a close
personal friend of mine.
635
00:43:28,117 --> 00:43:32,746
Yeah. But I was really
beginning to like him.
636
00:43:32,830 --> 00:43:36,583
Yeah? If that's true,
you better find somebody else fast.
637
00:43:46,385 --> 00:43:49,555
- Seen the new Playboy?
- Good?
638
00:43:49,638 --> 00:43:53,058
- Bo Derek's tits!
- All right!
639
00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:55,102
I like sex.
640
00:43:59,398 --> 00:44:01,942
People on ludes
should not drive.
641
00:44:10,034 --> 00:44:12,703
Hey, this is my brother's car!
642
00:44:12,786 --> 00:44:15,122
- You said he was outta town.
- And he is.
643
00:44:15,205 --> 00:44:17,583
All right.
Then don't hassle it.
644
00:44:32,514 --> 00:44:35,142
Are you crazy, Spicoli?
That light was red!
645
00:44:35,225 --> 00:44:40,856
- It was yellow a minute ago.
- You're gonna scratch my brother's car.
646
00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:43,651
No, I'm not.
647
00:44:43,692 --> 00:44:47,529
Look, I'm driving.
You navigate.
648
00:44:48,989 --> 00:44:51,992
Where is this party?
649
00:44:52,534 --> 00:44:55,621
Make a right, right here.
Here! Here! Here!
650
00:45:12,304 --> 00:45:15,140
My brother's gonna kill us!
He's gonna kill us!
651
00:45:15,182 --> 00:45:19,144
He's gonna kill you. He's gonna kill me.
He's gonna kill us!
652
00:45:19,228 --> 00:45:21,814
Hey, man, just be glad
I had fast reflexes.
653
00:45:21,897 --> 00:45:25,526
- My brother's gonna shit!
- Make up your mind, dude.
654
00:45:25,567 --> 00:45:27,611
Is he gonna shit,
or is he gonna kill us?
655
00:45:27,695 --> 00:45:31,365
First he's gonna shit,
then he's gonna kill us.
656
00:45:31,448 --> 00:45:36,287
Relax, all right?
My old man is a television repairman.
657
00:45:36,370 --> 00:45:41,292
He's got this ultimate set of tools.
I can fix it!
658
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:44,044
You can't fix this car, Spicoli!
659
00:45:49,174 --> 00:45:50,634
- I can fix it.
- Ha.
660
00:45:59,476 --> 00:46:01,186
Hey!
661
00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:14,283
- I'm giving you $50...
- No, no, no!
662
00:46:14,366 --> 00:46:17,328
That means if you win
I give you $25.
663
00:46:17,411 --> 00:46:20,080
If I win, you give me $5.
664
00:46:20,164 --> 00:46:22,666
- You can't lose.
- All right.
665
00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:24,710
I'll put you down for $5.
666
00:46:24,752 --> 00:46:27,963
Now, don't forget about
the 14-point spread.
667
00:46:29,089 --> 00:46:31,216
Fourteen-point sp...
668
00:46:33,969 --> 00:46:36,930
I don't believe those guys
at Lincoln did this to Jefferson's car!
669
00:46:36,972 --> 00:46:40,267
They totalled it.
I can't believe it.
670
00:46:42,603 --> 00:46:46,065
Jefferson's gonna really make
Lincoln pay for this.
671
00:46:47,441 --> 00:46:49,943
That guy's gonna totally
destroy them.
672
00:46:50,027 --> 00:46:52,071
Annihilate.
You know what I mean?
673
00:46:54,823 --> 00:46:56,575
Shit, he is pissed off.
674
00:47:14,802 --> 00:47:19,932
They may well mean
what they say about you
675
00:47:20,015 --> 00:47:23,268
You might wander back
to future friends
676
00:47:30,317 --> 00:47:35,531
Come too close
and take you by the hand
677
00:47:35,531 --> 00:47:40,160
'Cause now you see there's more
to life then what we lovers do
678
00:47:40,244 --> 00:47:42,997
- Oh, shit!
- Hut. Hut.
679
00:47:51,338 --> 00:47:54,758
Brought down again
by 33, Charles Jefferson.
680
00:47:54,842 --> 00:47:59,179
Hit by Jefferson.
Crushed by Jefferson.
681
00:47:59,221 --> 00:48:04,018
Man! Jefferson. Jefferson.
Jefferson. Jefferson.
682
00:48:05,060 --> 00:48:06,854
Jefferson.
683
00:48:06,937 --> 00:48:08,522
Stretcher!
684
00:48:12,735 --> 00:48:15,195
Again by Jefferson.
685
00:48:22,703 --> 00:48:26,707
Five, four, three, two, one!
686
00:48:31,420 --> 00:48:33,922
- There's nothing to eat here.
- What do you mean?
687
00:48:34,006 --> 00:48:36,550
- Take a look. There's nothing I can eat.
- Get a trout dog.
688
00:48:36,592 --> 00:48:39,261
Forget it. Do you have any fish here
that isn't breaded?
689
00:48:39,345 --> 00:48:42,389
- It's all prepared the same way.
- Get a whaler.
690
00:48:42,473 --> 00:48:44,475
Or a clamwich.
691
00:48:44,558 --> 00:48:46,977
Ever hear the word blemish?
Want me to eat something fried?
692
00:48:47,061 --> 00:48:49,813
- Let's get outta here.
- Let's go.
693
00:48:51,774 --> 00:48:55,110
Thank you.
Come again, and have a nice day.
694
00:48:57,780 --> 00:49:01,325
I sent a letter to Doug today.
Can't wait 'til he gets out here.
695
00:49:01,408 --> 00:49:05,871
- What's Doug doing in Chicago?
- He works for the airline.
You'll meet him.
696
00:49:05,955 --> 00:49:08,332
Oh, Linda, you have to do this.
697
00:49:08,415 --> 00:49:11,168
- What?
- "Rate Your Mate."
698
00:49:11,251 --> 00:49:13,212
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
699
00:49:13,295 --> 00:49:15,214
- Let me test Doug.
- Okay.
700
00:49:15,297 --> 00:49:17,383
"Most satisfactory
lovemaking occurs:
701
00:49:17,466 --> 00:49:19,468
"A, when your mate climaxes first.
702
00:49:19,551 --> 00:49:23,013
B, you climax first.
C, you and your mate climax together?"
703
00:49:23,097 --> 00:49:24,848
Climax together.
704
00:49:24,932 --> 00:49:27,851
This is gonna be great, Rat.
705
00:49:27,935 --> 00:49:30,396
It's like the highlight of their day.
706
00:49:30,479 --> 00:49:32,982
Maybe we oughta call first. I don't know
about dropping in like this.
707
00:49:33,065 --> 00:49:35,651
Are you kiddin'?
We're gonna surprise 'em.
708
00:49:35,734 --> 00:49:37,945
Just fix your collar, all right?
709
00:49:37,987 --> 00:49:41,532
Relax. Just be cool.
Attitude, remember?
710
00:49:41,615 --> 00:49:44,660
- Where'd you get that, the hamper?
- Hey, this is clean.
711
00:49:44,743 --> 00:49:47,454
It's like riding a bike.
You fall off, you get right back on.
712
00:49:47,538 --> 00:49:49,957
You mess up a date, do it again!
713
00:49:51,083 --> 00:49:53,419
- Do you always climax with Doug?
- Yes.
714
00:49:55,838 --> 00:49:59,633
I think so.
He's no high school boy.
715
00:49:59,717 --> 00:50:02,261
Hey!
716
00:50:02,344 --> 00:50:05,306
Come over to help you
with your math homework.
717
00:50:05,389 --> 00:50:07,891
Figured you could use it
on such a hot day.
718
00:50:07,975 --> 00:50:11,478
Don't worry.
They're gonna let us in.
719
00:50:11,562 --> 00:50:13,480
Okay.
720
00:50:19,278 --> 00:50:23,949
- Promise you're going to leave
as soon as my mother gets home.
- Okay.
721
00:50:24,033 --> 00:50:28,412
- Linda, this is Mike and Mark.
- How you doin'?
722
00:50:28,495 --> 00:50:32,166
The water looks great.
Check it out.
723
00:50:34,335 --> 00:50:37,046
Looks fine.
Wai...
724
00:50:38,047 --> 00:50:41,258
Very funny!
Very funny!
725
00:50:50,017 --> 00:50:53,103
- Lin, come in!
- I'll teach you to dive.
726
00:50:53,187 --> 00:50:55,773
I used to be a champion, you know.
727
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:08,702
Does Mom know you have company?
728
00:51:08,786 --> 00:51:10,996
It's just Mark and Mike from school.
729
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,540
- Hi.
- How ya doin'?
730
00:51:13,624 --> 00:51:15,542
- Hi, Linda.
- Hi, Brad.
731
00:51:15,626 --> 00:51:17,962
Ow!
732
00:51:18,045 --> 00:51:23,300
Uh, could you keep it down?
I have work to do inside.
733
00:51:23,384 --> 00:51:25,010
Okay.
734
00:51:25,052 --> 00:51:27,054
Who's his tailor?
735
00:51:27,137 --> 00:51:30,599
God, he hardly even talks anymore.
736
00:51:30,641 --> 00:51:33,894
Yeah, I know.
He hates wearing a uniform.
737
00:51:33,978 --> 00:51:36,522
Rat, show them
how you can stand up underwater.
738
00:51:39,692 --> 00:51:40,943
? Da-um-da-um-da-um?
739
00:51:41,026 --> 00:51:42,861
What are you doing?
740
00:51:42,945 --> 00:51:45,614
- Watch out, Rat!
- Leave me alone!
741
00:51:45,823 --> 00:51:48,951
All right, Damone,
you're gonna get it.
742
00:52:04,258 --> 00:52:06,885
Hi, Brad.
743
00:52:06,969 --> 00:52:09,888
You know how cute
I always thought you were.
744
00:52:47,635 --> 00:52:51,221
Stacy, do you have Q-tips?
I've got water in my ears.
745
00:52:51,305 --> 00:52:53,724
I don't know.
Check in the house.
746
00:52:57,895 --> 00:53:00,439
Wait. Just a minute.
747
00:53:06,528 --> 00:53:08,989
Doesn't anybody
fucking knock anymore?
748
00:53:23,420 --> 00:53:27,549
In 1898, Spain owned Cuba outright.
749
00:53:27,633 --> 00:53:29,551
Think about it.
750
00:53:29,635 --> 00:53:34,306
Cuba owned by a disorganized
parliament 4,000 miles away.
751
00:53:34,390 --> 00:53:37,518
Cubans were in a constant...
752
00:53:40,896 --> 00:53:44,066
Cubans were in
a constant state of revolt.
753
00:53:44,149 --> 00:53:46,110
In 1904...
754
00:53:46,193 --> 00:53:50,322
the United States decided
to throw weight around...
755
00:53:53,325 --> 00:53:55,786
- Who is it?
- Mr. Pizza Guy.
756
00:53:55,869 --> 00:53:57,871
- Again?
- Mr. Pizza Guy, sir.
757
00:54:03,919 --> 00:54:07,423
- Who ordered
the double cheese and sausage?
- Right here, dude.
758
00:54:15,597 --> 00:54:18,142
For you, dude.
759
00:54:25,441 --> 00:54:29,862
Am I hallucinating? What in the hell
do you think you're doing?
760
00:54:29,945 --> 00:54:31,864
Learning about Cuba,
and having some food.
761
00:54:32,072 --> 00:54:34,491
Mr. Spicoli,
you're on dangerous ground.
762
00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:37,494
You're causing a major disturbance
on my time.
763
00:54:37,578 --> 00:54:41,498
I've been thinking about this,
Mr. Hand.
764
00:54:41,582 --> 00:54:45,878
If I'm here and you're here,
doesn't that make it "our" time?
765
00:54:45,919 --> 00:54:49,798
There's nothing wrong
with a feast on "our" time.
766
00:54:49,882 --> 00:54:54,303
You're absolutely right.
It is our time.
767
00:54:54,386 --> 00:54:58,557
Yours, mine and everyone else's
in this room.
768
00:54:58,641 --> 00:55:03,228
But it is my class.
Hamilton, Brandt, Cornfeld, up front!
769
00:55:03,270 --> 00:55:06,315
Mr. Spicoli has been kind enough
to bring us a snack.
770
00:55:06,398 --> 00:55:09,443
Be my guest.
Help yourselves.
771
00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:13,405
Get a good one.
772
00:55:18,452 --> 00:55:21,580
- Mike? Mike? Hi.
- Hi.
773
00:55:21,664 --> 00:55:24,625
- How you doing?
- Good. How are you?
774
00:55:24,667 --> 00:55:28,128
I hate walking. I have to walk
every day. It's such a drag.
775
00:55:28,212 --> 00:55:30,255
Why don't you get a ride
with somebody?
776
00:55:30,339 --> 00:55:33,425
Sometimes I ride with my brother,
but he works mornings.
777
00:55:33,509 --> 00:55:37,179
- Then he drives himself to school.
- What a guy!
778
00:55:37,262 --> 00:55:41,517
Listen, Mark Ratner
really likes you.
779
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:46,146
- Do you like him?
- Mark is really nice.
780
00:55:46,188 --> 00:55:48,440
But I think I like you.
781
00:55:59,159 --> 00:56:02,621
Well, uh... this is me.
782
00:56:03,872 --> 00:56:06,542
- Do you have any iced tea?
- Yeah, sure.
783
00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:08,585
Come on in.
784
00:56:11,588 --> 00:56:14,758
The annuals are coming out
pretty soon.
785
00:56:14,842 --> 00:56:18,512
- You gonna get one?
- I don't know.
786
00:56:18,595 --> 00:56:22,850
Oh, come on. Aren't you curious
to see how your picture turned out?
787
00:56:22,933 --> 00:56:25,561
- I know what I look like.
- I know.
788
00:56:25,644 --> 00:56:29,023
But it's nice to have pictures
of your friends and stuff.
789
00:56:29,106 --> 00:56:31,984
I don't know. Maybe.
It's no big deal.
790
00:56:32,067 --> 00:56:35,112
I probably will.
791
00:56:35,195 --> 00:56:37,114
Must be nice having a pool.
792
00:56:37,197 --> 00:56:39,950
- You want to go swimming?
- Yeah, sure.
793
00:56:40,034 --> 00:56:43,370
- I'm going to go change, okay?
- Yeah.
794
00:56:43,454 --> 00:56:44,538
Okay, great.
795
00:56:54,423 --> 00:56:56,717
This is great iced tea.
796
00:57:00,095 --> 00:57:02,181
- Come on.
- Huh?
797
00:57:02,222 --> 00:57:04,516
Brad keeps his stuff
in the change room.
798
00:57:16,612 --> 00:57:18,614
- This is nice.
- Yeah?
799
00:57:18,697 --> 00:57:22,701
- Yeah.
- These'll fit you.
800
00:57:34,797 --> 00:57:38,550
- You're really a good kisser.
- Yeah?
801
00:57:38,592 --> 00:57:40,636
So are you.
802
00:57:47,476 --> 00:57:50,562
You want to take off
your clothes, Mike?
803
00:57:50,646 --> 00:57:53,357
You first.
804
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:57,111
Both of us at the same time.
805
00:57:57,194 --> 00:57:59,113
Okay.
806
00:58:02,116 --> 00:58:05,786
She's gonna be
somebody's only light
807
00:58:05,869 --> 00:58:08,831
Gonna shine tonight
808
00:58:08,914 --> 00:58:16,046
Yeah, she's gonna be
somebody's baby tonight
809
00:58:16,130 --> 00:58:22,052
I try to shut my eyes
but I can't get her out of my sight
810
00:58:24,888 --> 00:58:29,935
I know I'm gonna know it
but I gotta get over my fright
811
00:58:32,438 --> 00:58:35,274
- Wait.
- I'm just gonna walk up to her
812
00:58:35,357 --> 00:58:38,068
- I'm gonna talk to her tonight
- M-Mike! Mike!
813
00:58:42,823 --> 00:58:44,867
Are you okay?
814
00:58:44,950 --> 00:58:46,994
Ahh.
815
00:58:47,077 --> 00:58:50,372
I think I came.
Didn't you feel it?
816
00:58:51,457 --> 00:58:52,958
Yeah. I guess I did.
817
00:58:56,462 --> 00:58:59,089
I gotta go, Stacy.
818
00:58:59,173 --> 00:59:01,717
I've really gotta go.
819
00:59:15,856 --> 00:59:18,776
- See ya.
- Bye.
820
00:59:19,985 --> 00:59:23,197
Linda, how long does Doug take?
821
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,200
- Doug takes forever.
- Come on.
822
00:59:26,241 --> 00:59:29,954
He takes, uh... 20 to 30 minutes.
823
00:59:30,037 --> 00:59:33,374
I thought you said
he took 30 to 40 minutes.
824
00:59:33,415 --> 00:59:37,044
That's right. I'm sorry.
I meant 30 to 40 minutes.
825
00:59:37,127 --> 00:59:39,171
How long did Damone take?
826
00:59:39,213 --> 00:59:44,677
Damone took, uh...
15 to 20 minutes.
827
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:48,514
That's not bad for a high school boy.
828
00:59:51,016 --> 00:59:54,103
Raised on the radio
829
00:59:54,186 --> 00:59:56,730
Yeah, I was raised on the radio
830
00:59:56,814 --> 01:00:00,109
Just like an all-American boy
831
01:00:00,192 --> 01:00:02,903
- Mike! Hi!
- Hi.
832
01:00:02,987 --> 01:00:06,198
- God, I haven't seen you for a while.
- Yeah.
833
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:09,743
- In a hurry. Got stuff I gotta do.
- I'm in a hurry too.
834
01:00:09,827 --> 01:00:12,871
- I just thought I'd say hi to you.
- Hi.
835
01:00:16,083 --> 01:00:19,003
Hamilton, I'll take over
the fryer for a while.
836
01:00:19,086 --> 01:00:22,381
Those boys at I.B.M. Ordered a stack
of those Catch-of-the-Day boxes.
837
01:00:22,423 --> 01:00:26,844
- I told them you would personally
deliver them within the hour.
- Aye, aye, sir.
838
01:00:34,935 --> 01:00:38,230
Hamilton, come over here.
839
01:00:40,899 --> 01:00:43,902
- What are you doing?
- I'm changing.
840
01:00:43,986 --> 01:00:45,946
You took off your Captain Hook uniform.
841
01:00:45,988 --> 01:00:49,908
I thought I'd put street clothes on
for the drive to I.B.M.
842
01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:51,910
The uniform's uncomfortable.
843
01:00:51,952 --> 01:00:56,415
You're going there as a representative
of Captain Hook Fish and Chips.
844
01:00:56,498 --> 01:00:59,793
Part of our image, part of our appeal
is that uniform. You know that.
845
01:00:59,835 --> 01:01:02,254
You want me to put
the stuff back on?
846
01:01:02,338 --> 01:01:04,923
Yes, I do. Show a little pride.
847
01:01:05,007 --> 01:01:07,635
Aye, aye, sir.
848
01:01:14,016 --> 01:01:18,020
Talk on the phone
Call up the coast
849
01:01:18,103 --> 01:01:22,149
Call it collect
Dial direct
850
01:01:22,191 --> 01:01:27,196
Reverse the charges
If they accept, they're home
851
01:01:29,156 --> 01:01:34,203
Or you can go overseas
Speak Japanese
852
01:01:34,286 --> 01:01:38,415
Buy a new Sony
They make great TVs
853
01:01:38,499 --> 01:01:42,920
Do the Watusi
Watch I Love Lucy too
854
01:02:02,272 --> 01:02:04,692
But don't let nobody
855
01:02:04,733 --> 01:02:08,862
Tell ya that
there's nothin' to do
856
01:02:08,946 --> 01:02:12,783
Well, well, well, well
Don't let nobody
857
01:02:12,866 --> 01:02:16,578
Tell ya that
there's nothin' to do
858
01:02:18,330 --> 01:02:23,335
Dina, can you honestly tell me
that you forgot?
859
01:02:23,419 --> 01:02:27,423
Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander
or the charisma of Rick Nielsen?
860
01:02:27,506 --> 01:02:30,509
- That's kid stuff.
- Kid stuff?
861
01:02:30,551 --> 01:02:35,055
How 'bout the tunes?
I want you to want me
862
01:02:35,139 --> 01:02:38,267
The dream police
Da-na-na-na-na-na
863
01:02:38,350 --> 01:02:41,312
Your mama's all right
Your daddy's all right
864
01:02:41,395 --> 01:02:45,691
- They just seem a little bit weird
- Mike? Mike?
865
01:02:45,733 --> 01:02:48,694
Can I talk to you for a sec?
866
01:02:48,777 --> 01:02:53,616
Stacy, I'm doing business.
Call me tonight, all right?
867
01:02:53,699 --> 01:02:57,620
No. I've gotta talk to you now.
Okay?
868
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,041
Don't go away.
869
01:03:02,124 --> 01:03:04,126
Look at 'em.
870
01:03:06,086 --> 01:03:09,632
I hope this is important
because I could be blowin' a big deal.
871
01:03:09,715 --> 01:03:11,759
Mike, I just...
872
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:15,262
I just want you to know
that I'm pregnant.
873
01:03:18,641 --> 01:03:21,143
How do you know it's mine?
We only did it once.
874
01:03:21,226 --> 01:03:24,188
I haven't been with anybody else.
I know it's yours.
875
01:03:24,271 --> 01:03:26,523
Jesus!
It was your idea.
876
01:03:26,607 --> 01:03:29,360
You wanted to do it.
You wanted it more than I did.
877
01:03:29,443 --> 01:03:31,737
No.
Take that back.
878
01:03:34,156 --> 01:03:37,993
All right.
I take it back.
879
01:03:38,077 --> 01:03:41,413
Look, we gotta do somethin' about it.
880
01:03:41,497 --> 01:03:44,583
I mean, uh,
we gotta get an abortion.
881
01:03:44,667 --> 01:03:48,420
My brother Art got his girlfriend
one once. It's simple.
882
01:03:48,462 --> 01:03:53,509
- It's no big deal.
- Yeah. I got that planned.
883
01:03:53,592 --> 01:03:57,513
It's going to cost $150
at the Free Clinic.
884
01:03:57,596 --> 01:04:01,308
Doesn't sound free to me.
885
01:04:01,350 --> 01:04:04,019
I suppose you want me
to pay for it.
886
01:04:04,103 --> 01:04:07,106
Half, okay?
And a ride to the clinic.
887
01:04:07,189 --> 01:04:09,650
Seventy-five dollars and a ride.
888
01:04:11,151 --> 01:04:12,695
Okay.
889
01:04:13,862 --> 01:04:17,032
Okay. Thanks.
890
01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:21,120
Thank you.
891
01:04:22,162 --> 01:04:24,164
God.
892
01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:28,794
Rick, I need that $50 you owe me.
893
01:04:28,877 --> 01:04:33,382
- Don't have it.
- I know times are tight,
but I really need it.
894
01:04:33,465 --> 01:04:37,636
- Don't have it now.
- When you needed the tickets,
I got 'em for you.
895
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,055
So close to stage
you probably scared the band.
896
01:04:40,139 --> 01:04:42,558
I'm not the Bank of America.
897
01:04:42,641 --> 01:04:45,686
I know you're not the Bank of America,
but I need my $50.
898
01:04:45,769 --> 01:04:49,523
- How about Thursday?
- Thursday's too late.
I need it tonight.
899
01:04:49,607 --> 01:04:52,151
Can't give you what I don't have.
900
01:04:52,234 --> 01:04:56,947
Just forget about it.
I'll get it from you Thursday, okay?
901
01:04:57,031 --> 01:04:59,408
All right.
See ya.
902
01:05:05,748 --> 01:05:08,042
Flowers
903
01:05:08,083 --> 01:05:11,462
And the vine
904
01:05:11,587 --> 01:05:13,964
Take me
905
01:05:14,048 --> 01:05:17,718
Sleeping angel
906
01:05:17,801 --> 01:05:22,931
Catch me when you can
907
01:05:23,015 --> 01:05:27,102
Feel love better
908
01:05:27,186 --> 01:05:31,190
Heavy steps for a woman
909
01:05:31,273 --> 01:05:33,776
And a man
910
01:05:33,859 --> 01:05:35,736
Is Mike there?
This is Stacy.
911
01:05:35,778 --> 01:05:37,821
Hold on, please.
912
01:05:39,281 --> 01:05:42,242
Stacy, he says he's helping
his father in the garage.
913
01:05:42,284 --> 01:05:43,744
He'll call you later.
914
01:05:47,164 --> 01:05:48,874
Brad!
915
01:05:48,958 --> 01:05:51,293
Wait a second.
916
01:05:54,421 --> 01:05:57,174
- Yeah, this is it.
We're just going bowling.
- Okay.
917
01:05:57,257 --> 01:05:59,176
- Thanks a lot.
- See you later.
918
01:05:59,259 --> 01:06:01,178
Okay.
919
01:06:15,192 --> 01:06:18,988
- How we doing in here?
Debbie, you ready to leave?
- Yes. Thank you.
920
01:06:20,406 --> 01:06:23,075
Stacy, I can't let you go
unless you have a ride home.
921
01:06:23,158 --> 01:06:28,580
- Oh. I told my boyfriend
to meet me downstairs.
- Okay.
922
01:06:28,622 --> 01:06:30,624
Thanks.
923
01:06:39,633 --> 01:06:41,635
Brad.
924
01:06:45,347 --> 01:06:47,766
Since when do you
go bowling anyway?
925
01:06:47,850 --> 01:06:51,061
Okay, Brad.
Please don't tell Mom and Dad.
926
01:06:51,145 --> 01:06:54,398
Come on!
Who did it?
927
01:06:58,861 --> 01:07:01,780
You're not gonna tell me, are you?
928
01:07:04,950 --> 01:07:08,746
Okay.
It'll just be your secret.
929
01:07:08,829 --> 01:07:10,748
Okay.
930
01:07:10,831 --> 01:07:14,168
- You all right?
- Yeah.
931
01:07:14,209 --> 01:07:16,295
Come on.
932
01:07:18,047 --> 01:07:20,633
- You hungry?
- Yeah.
933
01:07:24,887 --> 01:07:28,223
I told you to tell Mike to pay for it.
Why didn't you tell him?
934
01:07:28,307 --> 01:07:30,684
Linda, he didn't show up.
935
01:07:30,726 --> 01:07:32,478
That little prick!
936
01:07:32,519 --> 01:07:35,522
I called his house.
937
01:07:35,564 --> 01:07:40,069
His mother told me he was
in the garage helping his father.
938
01:07:40,152 --> 01:07:43,072
Mike Damone's
a no-brain little prick, Stacy.
939
01:07:43,155 --> 01:07:45,115
I'm not gonna let him
get away with this.
940
01:07:45,199 --> 01:07:50,454
Linda, please don't do anything.
I don't even like the guy.
941
01:07:50,537 --> 01:07:54,833
Stacy, he's not a guy.
He's a little prick!
942
01:08:02,007 --> 01:08:06,428
I can't explain the way I feel
943
01:08:07,846 --> 01:08:11,809
Each time I get behind the wheel
944
01:08:13,268 --> 01:08:18,190
A rush of blood
comes after power surges
945
01:08:18,274 --> 01:08:23,904
And my right foot urges
the car to push
946
01:08:23,988 --> 01:08:27,032
Hi, Mikey!
947
01:08:39,378 --> 01:08:41,547
Hi, Damone.
948
01:08:52,516 --> 01:08:55,936
Damone, what went on
between you and Stacy?
949
01:08:55,978 --> 01:09:00,107
Let me tell you something.
Sometimes girls go haywire.
950
01:09:00,149 --> 01:09:04,445
It happened a month ago.
I've been trying to think
of a way to tell you ever since.
951
01:09:04,528 --> 01:09:08,407
We were out... messin' around,
and something happened.
952
01:09:08,490 --> 01:09:11,285
It's over.
It's no big deal.
953
01:09:11,327 --> 01:09:14,288
I never even called her again.
954
01:09:17,291 --> 01:09:19,793
If you ask me,
she's a very aggressive girl.
955
01:09:19,835 --> 01:09:22,671
- Do you understand?
- No, I don't understand.
956
01:09:22,755 --> 01:09:27,134
- She never really was your girlfriend.
- Fuck you, Damone.
957
01:09:27,176 --> 01:09:31,722
There are a lot of girls out there,
and you have to mess around with Stacy?
958
01:09:31,805 --> 01:09:34,308
What do you gotta prove, anyway?
959
01:09:35,225 --> 01:09:37,144
I'm sorry.
960
01:09:37,227 --> 01:09:39,855
I always stick up for you.
961
01:09:39,939 --> 01:09:44,151
Whenever people say, "That Damone, he's
a loudmouth," and they say that a lot,
962
01:09:44,234 --> 01:09:46,987
I always say,
"Hey, you just don't know Damone."
963
01:09:47,071 --> 01:09:50,950
When they call you an idiot,
I say, "Damone's not an idiot.
You just don't know him."
964
01:09:50,991 --> 01:09:55,788
Well, you know something, man?
Maybe they do know you pretty good.
965
01:09:55,829 --> 01:09:57,998
Maybe I'm just finding out now.
966
01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:00,000
Get lost.
967
01:10:03,253 --> 01:10:05,172
You want to do something about it, Rat?
968
01:10:05,255 --> 01:10:08,092
You want to do something about it?
Come on.
969
01:10:08,175 --> 01:10:10,344
- Come on, you wuss!
- Okay. Let's go, man.
970
01:10:10,427 --> 01:10:13,097
- I'll break your fuckin' head off.
- Do something, man.
971
01:10:13,180 --> 01:10:16,725
- A big talker, man!
- Knock this crap off!
972
01:10:16,809 --> 01:10:19,144
Take it somewhere else.
973
01:10:19,228 --> 01:10:21,855
Not in my gym, buddy.
974
01:10:26,235 --> 01:10:29,780
Shit.
975
01:10:32,783 --> 01:10:37,663
Woke up in a great mood.
I don't know what the hell happened.
976
01:10:39,873 --> 01:10:42,459
Come on. Hurry up.
Hurry up.
977
01:10:42,543 --> 01:10:47,715
Today we're going to explore
how this hospital preserves human life.
978
01:10:47,756 --> 01:10:52,094
We'll be visiting every floor
where these fine doctors and nurses...
979
01:10:52,177 --> 01:10:55,889
take care of us in life...
and in death.
980
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:07,109
Over 30 children
are delivered here each day.
981
01:11:07,192 --> 01:11:09,570
Dr. Kramer to the nurses' station.
982
01:11:09,612 --> 01:11:12,364
- Good morning, Doctor.
- Hi.
983
01:11:12,448 --> 01:11:14,366
Class, this is Dr. Miller.
984
01:11:14,450 --> 01:11:17,494
He'll be joining us
for the last part of our tour today.
985
01:11:17,578 --> 01:11:20,331
If you guys will follow me, please.
986
01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:25,252
I'd like to ask you one last time.
987
01:11:25,336 --> 01:11:29,089
Conduct yourselves
with the utmost maturity.
988
01:11:33,761 --> 01:11:36,764
- You in my class?
- I am today.
989
01:11:45,606 --> 01:11:47,608
- Yes, Greg?
- Who are these guys?
990
01:11:47,691 --> 01:11:50,110
Most of them are derelicts.
991
01:11:50,194 --> 01:11:53,238
They sold their bodies
to medicine for money.
992
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:56,742
- About $30, I think?
- Twenty-five.
993
01:11:56,784 --> 01:11:59,078
Righteous bucks!
994
01:11:59,119 --> 01:12:01,455
This gentleman here is named Arthur.
995
01:12:01,538 --> 01:12:04,833
Arthur was good enough
to die last week of heart failure.
996
01:12:04,917 --> 01:12:08,879
We are fortunate today
to view his body...
997
01:12:08,963 --> 01:12:11,423
in its pristine state.
998
01:12:15,594 --> 01:12:17,972
Here an incision has been made.
999
01:12:18,013 --> 01:12:20,099
The ribs have been sawed off,
1000
01:12:20,140 --> 01:12:25,020
allowing us to remove
the breastplate...
1001
01:12:25,104 --> 01:12:29,650
and really observe the human organs
as they exist in their natural state.
1002
01:12:29,692 --> 01:12:31,819
Here we have the human lungs.
1003
01:12:32,653 --> 01:12:35,656
And here is the human heart
which, you can see,
1004
01:12:35,739 --> 01:12:40,035
is actually located
in the center of your chest.
1005
01:12:40,119 --> 01:12:42,579
Ohh! Gnarly!
1006
01:12:52,756 --> 01:12:54,800
Are you okay?
1007
01:12:54,842 --> 01:12:57,261
Yeah.
I'm fine.
1008
01:12:57,344 --> 01:13:01,015
- I just made a jerk out of myself.
- No, you didn't.
1009
01:13:01,098 --> 01:13:03,225
Can't go back in there.
1010
01:13:03,309 --> 01:13:07,730
Sure. We'll wait until they come out,
and then we'll blend in.
1011
01:13:07,813 --> 01:13:10,858
Here they come.
1012
01:13:10,941 --> 01:13:12,985
You're so nice.
1013
01:13:40,054 --> 01:13:43,515
I don't know, I don't know
which way I should go
1014
01:13:43,599 --> 01:13:45,559
I don't know
1015
01:13:47,061 --> 01:13:49,229
I don't know
1016
01:13:54,026 --> 01:13:57,404
I don't know, I don't know
if I'm high or I'm low
1017
01:13:57,488 --> 01:13:59,490
I don't know
1018
01:14:01,033 --> 01:14:04,370
I don't know, I don't know
if I'm high or I'm low
1019
01:14:04,411 --> 01:14:05,913
I don't know
1020
01:14:07,957 --> 01:14:09,875
I don't know
1021
01:14:27,893 --> 01:14:30,479
I don't know
1022
01:14:36,652 --> 01:14:39,947
You should be comin' on pretty soon,
dude. How much did you smoke?
1023
01:14:40,030 --> 01:14:43,659
This'll be
a little demonstration of that.
1024
01:14:43,742 --> 01:14:45,661
Listen up.
1025
01:14:47,454 --> 01:14:50,124
- What was that?
- That was my skull.
1026
01:14:50,207 --> 01:14:52,626
-
- I'm so wasted!
1027
01:14:52,751 --> 01:14:55,296
Oh, man!
1028
01:14:55,379 --> 01:14:58,590
What is this stuff?
1029
01:14:58,632 --> 01:15:00,926
Doesn't that stuff
cause brain damage?
1030
01:15:01,010 --> 01:15:05,014
- Only if you take it
every day for a month.
- Bitchin'!
1031
01:15:05,097 --> 01:15:09,268
- Dude, I'll pick you up in
the van and go to the dance.
- Later.
1032
01:15:09,310 --> 01:15:12,104
Jeff, you have company.
1033
01:15:12,187 --> 01:15:16,108
Get out of here, Curtis.
I don't hear you unless you knock.
1034
01:15:21,447 --> 01:15:23,949
That's better. Entre.
1035
01:15:25,868 --> 01:15:27,870
Mr. Hand!
1036
01:15:27,953 --> 01:15:31,665
Well, were you going somewhere
tonight, Jeff?
1037
01:15:31,749 --> 01:15:33,792
Yeah.
The graduation dance.
1038
01:15:33,876 --> 01:15:36,045
It's the last school fiesta
of the year.
1039
01:15:36,128 --> 01:15:38,964
Hmm. I'm afraid we've got
some business to discuss here.
1040
01:15:39,048 --> 01:15:42,134
Did I do something wrong, Mr. Hand?
1041
01:15:42,217 --> 01:15:46,472
According to my calculations,
Mr. Spicoli,
1042
01:15:46,513 --> 01:15:51,560
you wasted a total of, uh,
eight hours of my time this year.
1043
01:15:51,644 --> 01:15:55,981
And rest assured,
that is a kind estimate.
1044
01:15:56,023 --> 01:16:00,194
Now I have the unique pleasure
of squaring our account.
1045
01:16:00,277 --> 01:16:05,532
Tonight you and I are going to talk in
great detail about the Davis Agreement,
1046
01:16:05,616 --> 01:16:10,329
all the associated treaties, and
the American Revolution in particular.
1047
01:16:10,371 --> 01:16:15,250
If you can turn to page 47
of Land of Truth and Liberty.
1048
01:16:15,334 --> 01:16:19,588
Oh, I left that book in my locker,
Mr. Hand.
1049
01:16:19,672 --> 01:16:23,884
In that case, I'm glad I remembered to
bring an extra copy... just for you.
1050
01:16:48,325 --> 01:16:53,205
He was a hardheaded man
He was brutally handsome
1051
01:16:53,289 --> 01:16:57,042
And she was terminally pretty
1052
01:16:57,084 --> 01:17:00,629
She held him up
and he held her for ransom
1053
01:17:00,713 --> 01:17:05,134
In the heart
of the cold, cold city
1054
01:17:05,217 --> 01:17:06,885
He had a nasty reputation
as a cruel dude
1055
01:17:06,969 --> 01:17:08,387
Look, Mark.
1056
01:17:08,470 --> 01:17:12,391
I want to apologize for
everything that's happened.
1057
01:17:12,433 --> 01:17:14,476
I'm really sorry.
1058
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,604
A guy just doesn't do that to a buddy.
1059
01:17:16,687 --> 01:17:18,731
I understand.
You can't help it.
1060
01:17:18,772 --> 01:17:21,108
You're just lewd,
crude and obnoxious.
1061
01:17:21,150 --> 01:17:24,570
- I can deal with that.
- Excuse me.
1062
01:17:29,408 --> 01:17:31,619
Are we still friends?
1063
01:17:33,037 --> 01:17:35,456
- Huh?
- Okay.
1064
01:17:35,497 --> 01:17:37,458
All right.
1065
01:17:37,791 --> 01:17:41,170
What Jefferson
was saying was, "Hey!
1066
01:17:41,211 --> 01:17:44,381
"We left this England place
'cause it was bogus.
1067
01:17:44,465 --> 01:17:48,344
"So if we don't get some cool rules
ourselves... pronto,
1068
01:17:48,427 --> 01:17:51,013
we'll just be bogus too."
1069
01:17:52,848 --> 01:17:54,892
Very close, Jeff.
1070
01:17:57,311 --> 01:18:00,189
I think I've made my point with you
tonight.
1071
01:18:00,230 --> 01:18:04,360
Do you have a guy like me
in class every year?
1072
01:18:04,443 --> 01:18:07,279
You know,
a guy who you make an example of?
1073
01:18:07,321 --> 01:18:10,783
- You'll find out next year.
- No way!
1074
01:18:10,866 --> 01:18:14,703
As soon as I cruise history, I'm not
coming near your side of the building.
1075
01:18:14,787 --> 01:18:17,915
- "Cruise history"?
- Soon as I pass your class.
1076
01:18:17,998 --> 01:18:21,001
Ooh. If you pass.
1077
01:18:21,085 --> 01:18:23,504
You're gonna flunk me?
1078
01:18:23,545 --> 01:18:27,007
Don't worry, Spicoli.
You'll probably squeak by.
1079
01:18:27,091 --> 01:18:30,135
Yeah! Aloha, Mr. Hand.
1080
01:18:33,222 --> 01:18:35,391
Aloha, Spicoli.
1081
01:18:42,982 --> 01:18:45,985
Honey,
these are my two star students.
1082
01:18:46,068 --> 01:18:48,737
Boys, I'd like you to meet
my wife, Mrs. Vargas.
1083
01:18:48,821 --> 01:18:50,739
Hi.
1084
01:19:03,002 --> 01:19:04,920
Summer!
Yea!
1085
01:19:05,004 --> 01:19:07,631
Totally!
1086
01:19:10,426 --> 01:19:12,386
I wrote him a letter.
1087
01:19:12,428 --> 01:19:15,889
Tell me what you think.
"Dear Doug.
1088
01:19:15,931 --> 01:19:18,183
"I received your message that
you weren't coming to my graduation.
1089
01:19:18,267 --> 01:19:22,062
"Doug, this is not the kind of thing
that occurs between adults.
1090
01:19:22,146 --> 01:19:27,026
"Maybe you've found someone new,
someone more mature.
1091
01:19:27,109 --> 01:19:31,155
"But if you ask me, Doug,
you're the one being childish.
1092
01:19:31,238 --> 01:19:34,867
"Anyhow, if you think I'm gonna
sit around and wait for you, forget it.
1093
01:19:34,950 --> 01:19:38,287
- Sincerely, Linda." What do you think?
- Uh...
1094
01:19:38,370 --> 01:19:40,289
I have another version
where I call him an asshole.
1095
01:19:40,372 --> 01:19:42,750
No, that one's better.
It's more...
1096
01:19:42,833 --> 01:19:44,752
- Mature?
- Yeah.
1097
01:19:44,835 --> 01:19:47,254
- I don't have to sink to his level.
- Yeah.
1098
01:19:47,296 --> 01:19:49,923
- I can go out with anyone I want,
practically.
- That's right.
1099
01:19:50,007 --> 01:19:53,927
Yeah.
Thanks for cheering me up.
1100
01:19:55,262 --> 01:19:57,765
Come on.
1101
01:20:01,435 --> 01:20:04,563
Hey, dude!
I know that song.
1102
01:20:15,866 --> 01:20:17,826
Hey, I'm not.
I'm not.
1103
01:20:17,910 --> 01:20:20,162
Mattie told Hattie
1104
01:20:20,245 --> 01:20:22,623
About the things you do
1105
01:20:23,791 --> 01:20:25,751
Hey, come on down
from there.
1106
01:20:25,793 --> 01:20:28,087
To wooly bully with you
1107
01:20:28,170 --> 01:20:31,131
- Wooly bully
- Whaa!
1108
01:20:31,173 --> 01:20:32,633
Wooly bully
1109
01:20:33,676 --> 01:20:36,345
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
1110
01:20:36,428 --> 01:20:39,473
Wooly bully
1111
01:20:39,556 --> 01:20:43,519
Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully
1112
01:20:45,521 --> 01:20:48,399
Wooly bully
Wooly bully
1113
01:20:48,482 --> 01:20:50,317
Wooly bully
1114
01:21:04,373 --> 01:21:06,333
Linda, I finally figured it out.
1115
01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:10,671
I don't want sex.
Anyone can have sex.
1116
01:21:10,754 --> 01:21:14,300
- What do you want?
- I want a relationship.
1117
01:21:14,341 --> 01:21:18,804
- I want romance.
- You want romance?
1118
01:21:18,887 --> 01:21:22,891
In Ridgemont? We can't even get
cable TV here, and you want romance.
1119
01:21:25,269 --> 01:21:29,815
Another summer at Perry's.
I can't. I swear.
1120
01:21:29,898 --> 01:21:31,900
It's not that bad.
Keep your eyes open.
1121
01:21:31,984 --> 01:21:33,861
There's lots of men around here.
1122
01:21:35,863 --> 01:21:39,450
As we strolled by the sea
1123
01:21:39,533 --> 01:21:42,036
Together
1124
01:21:42,119 --> 01:21:46,874
Under stars twinkling
high above
1125
01:21:48,042 --> 01:21:51,503
So in love are we two
1126
01:21:51,587 --> 01:21:54,840
No one else but me and you
1127
01:21:54,923 --> 01:21:57,134
- So in love
- Two so in love
1128
01:21:57,217 --> 01:22:00,679
- So much in love
- Two so in love
1129
01:22:00,721 --> 01:22:03,682
- So in love
- Two so in love
1130
01:22:03,724 --> 01:22:06,852
- Are you and I
- Two, you and I
1131
01:22:06,936 --> 01:22:09,480
- So in love?
- Hi.
1132
01:22:10,064 --> 01:22:12,024
- How you doin'?
- Fine.
1133
01:22:12,107 --> 01:22:14,610
I'm glad you came over...
1134
01:22:14,693 --> 01:22:17,696
'cause I have this picture of me
that I wanted to give to you...
1135
01:22:17,780 --> 01:22:21,116
so that you'll remember
to call me over the summer.
1136
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:24,995
I don't know. I'm going to be traveling
a lot this summer and I'm not sure...
1137
01:22:30,459 --> 01:22:33,796
I'll give you a call sometime.
1138
01:22:33,879 --> 01:22:36,882
- That'd be great.
- Stacy!
1139
01:22:57,820 --> 01:23:01,282
- You worked at All-American Burger!
- Seven months ago.
1140
01:23:01,365 --> 01:23:04,493
Uh-huh.
I knew it.
1141
01:23:22,177 --> 01:23:24,388
Why don't you get a job,
Spicoli?
1142
01:23:24,471 --> 01:23:27,516
- What for?
- You need money.
1143
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:31,604
All I need are some tasty waves,
1144
01:23:31,687 --> 01:23:33,897
a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
1145
01:23:35,983 --> 01:23:38,319
Thanks.
Can I use your bathroom?
1146
01:23:40,029 --> 01:23:41,947
Yeah, go ahead.
1147
01:23:42,031 --> 01:23:45,034
- It's the first door on the left.
- Like up this ramp?
1148
01:23:45,117 --> 01:23:48,996
First door on the left.
1149
01:23:54,793 --> 01:23:57,046
Money, and I want it now.
Now!
1150
01:23:57,129 --> 01:23:59,465
- Okay. Okay. Um...
- Now!
1151
01:24:00,299 --> 01:24:02,426
What are you doin'?
1152
01:24:02,509 --> 01:24:05,012
The safe!
Behind the doughnuts.
1153
01:24:05,095 --> 01:24:07,681
I've been watchin' this place.
I know what I'm doin'.
1154
01:24:09,224 --> 01:24:12,394
- Open it up. Open it up!
- Okay.
1155
01:24:12,478 --> 01:24:14,188
C'mon! C'mon!
1156
01:24:14,229 --> 01:24:18,776
I just started here. They just
taught me the procedure and l...
1157
01:24:18,859 --> 01:24:21,111
Let me figure it out.
1158
01:24:21,195 --> 01:24:24,782
- Come on, shit head. Let's go.
- Get off my case, motherfucker!
1159
01:24:24,865 --> 01:24:27,076
Hey, no towels, man.
1160
01:24:33,832 --> 01:24:36,251
- I got you, you son of a bitch.
- Oh, motherfucker!
1161
01:24:36,335 --> 01:24:38,253
There goes your ride home.
1162
01:24:38,337 --> 01:24:40,881
Awesome! Totally awesome!
1163
01:24:40,965 --> 01:24:42,549
All right, Hamilton.
1164
01:24:56,939 --> 01:24:59,233
Oh, I know something
1165
01:24:59,275 --> 01:25:01,902
About the ways of loving
1166
01:25:01,986 --> 01:25:04,446
But I could tell you baby
1167
01:25:04,530 --> 01:25:07,116
That something's wrong
1168
01:25:07,199 --> 01:25:12,871
Look to the sky above
and the mud below
1169
01:25:12,913 --> 01:25:15,249
Something's driving me crazy
1170
01:25:15,291 --> 01:25:18,085
Got to got to get away
1171
01:25:18,168 --> 01:25:22,006
Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye,
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
1172
01:25:22,089 --> 01:25:24,383
Without a doubt
1173
01:25:24,466 --> 01:25:27,177
I'm telling you
I'm burnt out
1174
01:25:27,261 --> 01:25:31,390
My tank is running on empty
1175
01:25:31,432 --> 01:25:34,476
For far too long
I need fuel
1176
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:38,063
'Cause I'm getting so low
1177
01:25:38,147 --> 01:25:41,275
Something drives me crazy
1178
01:25:41,358 --> 01:25:43,319
So bad
1179
01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:44,820
Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye,
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
1180
01:26:02,963 --> 01:26:05,341
I need fuel
1181
01:26:05,382 --> 01:26:07,968
Not the kind you give me
1182
01:26:08,052 --> 01:26:10,304
Makes me feel so bad
1183
01:26:10,387 --> 01:26:14,224
Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye,
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
1184
01:26:14,308 --> 01:26:16,226
Goodbye, goodbye
1185
01:26:16,310 --> 01:26:21,941
Goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye
1186
01:26:22,024 --> 01:26:24,485
Goodbye, goodbye
1187
01:26:34,578 --> 01:26:36,872
Goodbye, goodbye
1188
01:26:36,956 --> 01:26:39,416
Goodbye, goodbye
Uh-huh
1189
01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:41,961
Goodbye, goodbye
Uh-huh
1190
01:26:42,044 --> 01:26:44,421
Goodbye, goodbye
Uh-huh
1191
01:26:44,505 --> 01:26:46,882
Goodbye, goodbye
Uh-huh
1192
01:26:46,966 --> 01:26:49,259
Goodbye, goodbye
Uh-huh
1193
01:26:56,767 --> 01:26:59,895
Goodbye, goodbye,
Uh-huh
1194
01:26:59,979 --> 01:27:03,983
Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye,
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
1195
01:27:04,066 --> 01:27:06,277
Goodbye, goodbye
1196
01:27:14,994 --> 01:27:17,329
- I can't believe
- I can't believe
1197
01:27:17,371 --> 01:27:19,957
- I'm still around
- Still around
1198
01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:22,209
- It's getting kinda late
- It's getting kinda late
1199
01:27:22,293 --> 01:27:24,670
- I'm gonna leave
- Gonna leave
1200
01:27:24,712 --> 01:27:27,381
- For a change of scenery
- For a change of scenery
1201
01:27:27,464 --> 01:27:29,883
- I'm going crazy
- Going crazy
1202
01:27:29,925 --> 01:27:32,386
- It's not the same
- It's not the same
1203
01:27:32,428 --> 01:27:34,680
- Since you've been around
- Since you've been around
1204
01:27:34,722 --> 01:27:37,224
- I'm crazy
- I'm crazy
1205
01:27:37,266 --> 01:27:40,019
- So crazy
- So crazy
1206
01:27:40,060 --> 01:27:42,479
You treat me like a dirty clown
1207
01:27:42,563 --> 01:27:44,982
You're always kickin' my dog around
1208
01:27:45,065 --> 01:27:47,443
I never get nothin'
but constant abuse from you
1209
01:27:47,526 --> 01:27:49,987
You couldn't care less
what I think or my point of view
1210
01:27:50,070 --> 01:27:51,989
You're always puttin' the make on
my friends, always giving them eyes
1211
01:27:52,072 --> 01:27:53,991
The dirty lies about me and you, well
I'm through, it's the end of the line
1212
01:27:54,074 --> 01:27:56,535
Here's a ticket one way, Cincinatti
I'm sendin' you home
to your ma and your daddy
1213
01:27:56,619 --> 01:27:59,538
So don't try to call me
You'll only be wastin' your time
1214
01:28:06,378 --> 01:28:08,756
Oh, I know something
1215
01:28:08,797 --> 01:28:11,258
About the ways of loving
1216
01:28:11,300 --> 01:28:13,969
And I tell you baby
1217
01:28:14,053 --> 01:28:16,347
That something's wrong
1218
01:28:16,430 --> 01:28:22,269
Look to the sky above
and the mud below
1219
01:28:22,353 --> 01:28:24,480
Something drives me crazy
1220
01:28:24,563 --> 01:28:27,274
Got to got to get away
1221
01:28:27,358 --> 01:28:29,735
I need you but
1222
01:28:29,818 --> 01:28:32,196
Not your time
Look at me
1223
01:28:32,279 --> 01:28:36,075
Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye,
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
1224
01:28:36,158 --> 01:28:38,744
Goodbye, goodbye
1225
01:28:38,827 --> 01:28:41,246
Goodbye, goodbye
1226
01:28:41,330 --> 01:28:43,666
Goodbye, goodbye
1227
01:28:43,749 --> 01:28:46,293
Goodbye, goodbye
1228
01:28:56,303 --> 01:28:58,681
Goodbye, goodbye
Uh-huh
1229
01:28:58,722 --> 01:29:01,141
Goodbye, goodbye
Uh-huh
1230
01:29:01,183 --> 01:29:03,644
Goodbye, goodbye
Uh-huh
1231
01:29:03,727 --> 01:29:06,146
Goodbye, goodbye
Uh-huh
1232
01:29:06,188 --> 01:29:08,524
Goodbye, goodbye
Uh-huh
1233
01:29:08,607 --> 01:29:11,068
Goodbye, goodbye
Uh-huh
1234
01:29:28,419 --> 01:29:30,921
Goodbye, goodbye
Uh-huh
1235
01:29:32,381 --> 01:29:37,928
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