1 00:00:17,670 --> 00:00:23,007 It is a beautiful day in Chicago. Temperatures in the upper 70's. 2 00:00:23,217 --> 00:00:29,550 Right now, 75 at the lakefront, 74 at Midway, 73 at O'Hare. 3 00:00:35,229 --> 00:00:38,146 Tom! 4 00:00:39,775 --> 00:00:44,151 - What's the matter? - It's Ferris Look at him 5 00:00:46,740 --> 00:00:49,408 Ferris? 6 00:00:50,828 --> 00:00:54,528 He doesn't have a fever, but his stomach hurts and he's seeing spots 7 00:00:54,748 --> 00:00:58,696 - What's the matter, Ferris? - Papa? 8 00:00:58,919 --> 00:01:02,915 Feel his hands, they're cold and clammy 9 00:01:07,052 --> 00:01:11,095 - I'm fine I'll get up - No! 10 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:14,554 - I have a test today - No 11 00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:20,140 I must take it I want to go to a good college, so I can have a fruitful life 12 00:01:20,357 --> 00:01:23,725 Honey, you're not going to school like this 13 00:01:23,944 --> 00:01:29,566 - What's his problem? - He doesn't feel well 14 00:01:29,784 --> 00:01:31,657 Dry that one out, you can fertilise the lawn 15 00:01:31,868 --> 00:01:36,078 Jeanie, is that you? 16 00:01:36,290 --> 00:01:39,908 I can't see that far Jeanie? 17 00:01:40,127 --> 00:01:43,910 Jeanie, I 18 00:01:45,340 --> 00:01:51,424 - Bite the big one, junior - Jeanie, you get to school 19 00:01:51,638 --> 00:01:56,762 If I was bleeding out my eyes, you'd make me go to school It's so unfair 20 00:01:56,976 --> 00:02:04,520 Jeanie, don't be upset with me You have your health, be thankful 21 00:02:06,903 --> 00:02:11,314 That's it! I want out of this family 22 00:02:11,533 --> 00:02:20,037 I'm okay I'll just sleep I'll have an aspirin around noon 23 00:02:20,249 --> 00:02:24,660 I'm showing some houses to that family from Vermont today 24 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:29,422 My office will know just where I am if you need me 25 00:02:29,634 --> 00:02:35,671 - I'll check on you too, pal - I have such loving, caring parents 26 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:40,681 You're both very special people 27 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:48,608 - You get better, pumpkin - Okay, pumpkin 28 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:52,899 I'll be home at six sharp If you need anything, call 29 00:02:53,116 --> 00:02:55,487 Ringy-dingy 30 00:02:58,454 --> 00:03:02,320 - We love you, sweetie - I love you, too 31 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:08,039 Call if you need us 32 00:03:14,553 --> 00:03:17,387 They bought it 33 00:03:26,149 --> 00:03:32,317 Incredible! A terrible performance, and they never doubted it for a second 34 00:03:37,159 --> 00:03:41,072 How could I be expected to handle school on a day like this? 35 00:03:51,256 --> 00:03:56,082 This is my ninth sick day It's tough coming up with new illnesses 36 00:03:56,303 --> 00:04:02,174 If I go for ten, I'll have to barf up a lung So I'd better make this one count 37 00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:08,145 The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands 38 00:04:08,357 --> 00:04:12,816 It's a good non-specific symptom I'm a big believer in it 39 00:04:13,028 --> 00:04:16,693 A lot of people will tell you to go for a phoney fever 40 00:04:16,907 --> 00:04:23,525 But if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office 41 00:04:23,747 --> 00:04:26,367 You fake a stomach cramp 42 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:31,327 When you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms 43 00:04:31,547 --> 00:04:34,880 It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school 44 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:39,464 Life moves pretty fast 45 00:04:41,056 --> 00:04:45,467 If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it 46 00:04:47,146 --> 00:04:50,479 I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit 47 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:55,102 It's on European socialism What's the point? 48 00:04:55,321 --> 00:05:00,824 I'm not European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? 49 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:04,900 They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't buy me a car 50 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:11,999 I recall Central Park in fall 51 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:16,623 how you tore your dress what a mess, I confess... 52 00:05:24,307 --> 00:05:28,386 It's not that I condone fascism, or any "ism" 53 00:05:28,603 --> 00:05:34,605 A person should not believe in an "ism", he should believe in himself 54 00:05:34,818 --> 00:05:39,609 I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles I just believe in me" 55 00:05:39,823 --> 00:05:43,571 A good point there After all, he was the walrus 56 00:05:43,785 --> 00:05:47,781 I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off people 57 00:05:47,998 --> 00:05:50,666 Adams Adamly 58 00:05:50,876 --> 00:05:55,786 - Here - Adamowlsky, Adamson 59 00:05:56,006 --> 00:05:59,421 - Adler - Here 60 00:05:59,634 --> 00:06:04,093 - Anderson Anderson? - Here 61 00:06:04,306 --> 00:06:06,428 Bueller 62 00:06:06,641 --> 00:06:10,175 Bueller 63 00:06:10,395 --> 00:06:14,060 Bueller Bueller 64 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:21,355 He's sick My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend - 65 00:06:21,572 --> 00:06:25,900 - saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavours last night I guess it's pretty serious 66 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:30,067 - Thank you, Simone - No problem whatsoever 67 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:32,779 Frye 68 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:37,874 Frye Frye 69 00:06:45,764 --> 00:06:48,550 - Hello? - Cameron, what's happening? 70 00:06:50,352 --> 00:06:54,135 - Very little - How do you feel? 71 00:06:54,355 --> 00:06:57,521 - Shredded - Is your mother in the room? 72 00:06:57,734 --> 00:07:01,600 She's in Decatur Unfortunately she's not staying 73 00:07:03,781 --> 00:07:08,192 - Where are you? - I'm taking the day off, come on over 74 00:07:08,411 --> 00:07:11,910 - I can't, stupid, I'm sick. - That's all in your head 75 00:07:12,123 --> 00:07:16,867 - Come on over. - I feel like shit I can't go anywhere 76 00:07:17,086 --> 00:07:23,040 I'm sorry to hear that Now come on over and pick me up 77 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:35,302 I'm dying 78 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:44,018 You're not dying. Youjust can't think of anything good to do. 79 00:07:46,115 --> 00:07:49,151 Cameron really needs a day off 80 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:55,536 He has a lot of things to sort out before he goes to college 81 00:07:55,749 --> 00:08:02,914 When Cameron was in Egypt's land 82 00:08:03,132 --> 00:08:07,377 let my Cameron go. 83 00:08:07,594 --> 00:08:10,594 Cameron is so tight - 84 00:08:10,806 --> 00:08:14,008 - that a lump of coal stuck up his ass would turn into a diamond 85 00:08:21,776 --> 00:08:25,358 - Katie Bueller - Edward Rooney, Dean of Students. 86 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:31,858 I'm so sorry I completely forgot to call 87 00:08:32,077 --> 00:08:38,114 - You know your son isn't in school? - Yes. Ferris is home sick. 88 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:43,955 I had a meeting this morning. I forgot to call. I'm very sorry. 89 00:08:44,173 --> 00:08:47,173 Are you also aware - 90 00:08:47,385 --> 00:08:52,509 - that Ferris does not have an exemplary attendance record. 91 00:08:52,723 --> 00:08:54,181 What? 92 00:08:54,391 --> 00:08:58,009 He has missed an unacceptable number of school days. 93 00:08:58,229 --> 00:09:02,012 Ferris is not taking his academic growth seriously. 94 00:09:02,232 --> 00:09:06,893 I've spent my morning examining his records 95 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:13,945 If Ferris thinks he can coast through to graduation, he is sorely mistaken 96 00:09:14,161 --> 00:09:17,245 I have no reservation whatsoever- 97 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:21,618 - about holding him back another year 98 00:09:21,835 --> 00:09:26,246 - This is all news to me - It usually is 99 00:09:26,465 --> 00:09:33,048 - He has been absent nine times - Nine times? 100 00:09:33,263 --> 00:09:37,508 - Nine times - He hasn't been sick nine times 101 00:09:37,726 --> 00:09:43,015 That's probably because he wasn't sick, he was skipping school 102 00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:45,983 Wake up and smell the coffee 103 00:09:46,193 --> 00:09:49,976 It's a fool's paradise He's leading you down the primrose path 104 00:09:50,197 --> 00:09:54,193 - I can't believe it. - It's right here in front of me 105 00:09:54,409 --> 00:09:56,733 He has missed nine days 106 00:10:05,253 --> 00:10:09,748 I asked for a car I got a computer How's that for being born unlucky? 107 00:10:11,176 --> 00:10:15,338 Grace! 108 00:10:17,223 --> 00:10:21,634 Mr Rooney, Ferris is home and he is very ill 109 00:10:21,853 --> 00:10:26,098 - I debated even leaving him. - Grace! 110 00:10:26,316 --> 00:10:30,099 At this time of year, children are prone to taking the day off 111 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:34,696 But I can assure you that Ferris is a very sick boy 112 00:10:40,121 --> 00:10:43,074 Never had one lesson 113 00:10:44,626 --> 00:10:52,419 In 1930 the House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of 114 00:10:52,634 --> 00:10:54,257 Anyone? 115 00:10:54,470 --> 00:11:00,258 The Great Depression Passed the anyone? 116 00:11:00,475 --> 00:11:04,851 The Holly-Smoot Tariff Act 117 00:11:05,063 --> 00:11:08,099 Which raised or lowered? 118 00:11:08,316 --> 00:11:13,985 Raised tariffs in an effort to collect more government revenue 119 00:11:14,196 --> 00:11:18,572 Did it work? Anyone know the effects? 120 00:11:18,784 --> 00:11:23,195 It did not work and the United States sank deeper into the Depression 121 00:11:23,414 --> 00:11:28,371 Today, we have a similar debate over this Anyone know what this is? 122 00:11:28,586 --> 00:11:32,629 Anyone seen this before? 123 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,674 The Laffer curve Anyone know what this says? 124 00:11:35,885 --> 00:11:40,213 It says that at this point on the revenue curve - 125 00:11:40,431 --> 00:11:45,507 - you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point 126 00:11:45,728 --> 00:11:50,934 Does anyone know what Bush called this in 1980? 127 00:11:51,151 --> 00:11:57,651 Anyone? Something-doo economics Voodoo economics 128 00:12:09,836 --> 00:12:13,335 Jeanie, I'm really sorry about your brother 129 00:12:13,548 --> 00:12:16,216 What are you sorry for? I have to live with him 130 00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:21,002 - I heard he's really sick - Who said he's sick? 131 00:12:21,222 --> 00:12:24,341 A bunch of people say he's close to death 132 00:12:24,558 --> 00:12:30,595 I heard that if Ferris dies, he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder 133 00:12:30,814 --> 00:12:34,562 He's such a sweetie Got to go 134 00:12:34,776 --> 00:12:37,776 - Hi, Jeanie - Shut up 135 00:12:37,988 --> 00:12:41,107 How desperate is the situation? 136 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:44,111 Did you see "Alien"? 137 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:48,028 When the creature was in that guy's stomach? 138 00:12:48,248 --> 00:12:51,414 It feels like that Freshman 139 00:12:51,628 --> 00:12:56,538 - Are you kidding? - Do I sound like I'm kidding? 140 00:12:56,757 --> 00:13:00,587 - It's Ferris Bueller - He got me out of summer school 141 00:13:00,803 --> 00:13:05,796 We appreciate you letting us know how you're doing. 142 00:13:07,143 --> 00:13:10,808 I hope he doesn't die I can't handle summer school 143 00:13:11,022 --> 00:13:15,932 - Give me somebody else - Sure, hold on 144 00:13:16,151 --> 00:13:20,194 - Did you see "Alien"? - Yeah, why? 145 00:13:21,448 --> 00:13:24,614 Hello? Hi, Ferris, how's your bod? 146 00:13:26,453 --> 00:13:28,195 You're dying? 147 00:13:32,751 --> 00:13:36,830 - Is it serious? - I hope not 148 00:13:37,047 --> 00:13:41,957 - I may need a kidney transplant - Shit! Are you upset? 149 00:13:43,595 --> 00:13:46,168 - Excuse me - Will you be alive this weekend? 150 00:13:46,389 --> 00:13:50,516 - Yeah, I'd say so - Great Maybe I'll see you 151 00:14:04,825 --> 00:14:10,162 I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him 152 00:14:10,372 --> 00:14:17,252 With your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody It's true 153 00:14:17,462 --> 00:14:23,131 What is so dangerous about him is that he gives good kids bad ideas 154 00:14:23,343 --> 00:14:30,389 The last thing I need is 1,500 Bueller disciples running around these halls 155 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:34,218 He jeopardises my ability to govern this student body 156 00:14:34,437 --> 00:14:40,973 - He makes you look like an ass - Thank you, but you're wrong 157 00:14:41,194 --> 00:14:43,980 He's very popular 158 00:14:44,196 --> 00:14:48,691 Sportoes, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, - 159 00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:53,820 - dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him 160 00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:59,001 That is why I have got to catch him 161 00:14:59,212 --> 00:15:04,122 To show these kids that his example is a first-class ticket to nowhere 162 00:15:04,342 --> 00:15:08,919 Ed! You sounded like Dirty Harry just then 163 00:15:09,139 --> 00:15:13,052 Really? 164 00:15:17,064 --> 00:15:18,557 Thanks, Grace 165 00:15:18,773 --> 00:15:24,395 - You can't make me wait like this - Let me rot in peace. 166 00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:31,362 It's my ninth sick day If I get caught, I won't graduate I'm doing this for you 167 00:15:31,577 --> 00:15:35,787 - Do you know what my diastolic is? - Take some Pepto Bismal 168 00:15:35,999 --> 00:15:39,581 - Get dressed and come on over - Shut up 169 00:15:39,794 --> 00:15:46,460 Hold your water for a second I've got another call Hello? 170 00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:53,971 - Ferris. You sound terrible. - Darn, I thought I was improving. 171 00:15:54,183 --> 00:15:57,682 - Were you sleeping? - Dad, can you hang on for a second? 172 00:15:57,895 --> 00:16:00,848 - Sure, pal - Hang on 173 00:16:01,065 --> 00:16:04,813 - Cameron, it's my dad - Great Keep me out of it 174 00:16:05,028 --> 00:16:11,065 If you're not over here in 15 minutes, you can find a new best friend 175 00:16:13,786 --> 00:16:18,245 Dad, all this talking has made me kind of light-headed 176 00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:24,044 - I think I ought to lie down - Wrap a hot towel round your head 177 00:16:24,255 --> 00:16:32,083 - Wrap a hot towel round my head? - Make some soup, then get a nap 178 00:16:32,304 --> 00:16:36,715 - Ferris, I love you, pal - I love you, too 179 00:16:39,687 --> 00:16:45,605 I bet Cameron is sitting in his car debating whether or not to go out 180 00:16:49,529 --> 00:16:53,857 He'll keep calling me until I come over 181 00:16:54,075 --> 00:16:57,111 He'll make me feel guilty 182 00:16:57,328 --> 00:17:00,910 This is ridiculous I'll go I'll go 183 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:04,576 I'll go Shit! 184 00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:13,342 Goddammit! 185 00:17:21,854 --> 00:17:26,016 Forget it That's it 186 00:17:44,084 --> 00:17:50,287 In what way 187 00:17:52,384 --> 00:17:58,338 does the author's use of the prison 188 00:18:02,059 --> 00:18:05,308 symbolise 189 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:16,147 the protagonist's struggle? 190 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:19,782 And how does this relate - 191 00:18:19,995 --> 00:18:25,498 - to our discussion of the uses of irony? 192 00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:30,833 Mr Nolan, may I interrupt, please? 193 00:18:35,511 --> 00:18:42,011 Sloane Peterson, may I have a word with you, dear? 194 00:18:42,225 --> 00:18:47,562 I'm afraid that I am the bearer of bad tidings 195 00:18:47,773 --> 00:18:52,813 Your father called Your grandmother has just passed 196 00:18:55,113 --> 00:19:00,948 - No - Oh, darling! Honey 197 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:05,868 - Dead grandmother? - That's what Mr Peterson said 198 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:10,079 I had Florence Sparrow notify the poor little lamb 199 00:19:10,296 --> 00:19:15,455 - Who is this girl going out with? - It's so hard to tell these days 200 00:19:15,675 --> 00:19:20,466 I do see her with Ferris Bueller quite a bit 201 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:25,009 Would you get me Mr Peterson's daytime number? 202 00:19:27,187 --> 00:19:31,682 - Ed Rooney's Office - This is George Peterson. 203 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:36,644 Please hold What do you know, it's Mr Peterson 204 00:19:36,863 --> 00:19:40,196 Do you still want his daytime number? 205 00:19:44,287 --> 00:19:48,283 - Ed Rooney - Ed, this is George Peterson. 206 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:53,410 - How are you today, sir? - Well, we've had a bit of bad luck. 207 00:19:53,629 --> 00:19:58,835 Yeah, I heard I'm all broken up Boy, what a blow 208 00:19:59,051 --> 00:20:02,917 Yeah, it's been a tough morning. 209 00:20:03,139 --> 00:20:05,807 We've got a lot of family business. 210 00:20:06,016 --> 00:20:09,799 If you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane, I'd appreciate it. 211 00:20:10,021 --> 00:20:12,772 Sure, I'd be happy to 212 00:20:12,982 --> 00:20:17,477 You just produce a corpse, and I'll release Sloane 213 00:20:17,696 --> 00:20:21,444 I want to see this dead grandmother first-hand 214 00:20:21,658 --> 00:20:26,899 It's all right, it's Ferris Bueller I'm setting a trap for him 215 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:33,451 Ed, I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body? 216 00:20:33,670 --> 00:20:39,292 Yeah, roll her old bones over here and I'll dig up your daughter 217 00:20:39,508 --> 00:20:43,126 That's school policy Was this your mother? 218 00:20:43,345 --> 00:20:47,093 No, my wife's mother. 219 00:20:47,308 --> 00:20:53,345 - Ed Rooney's Office - This is Ferris Bueller for Mr Rooney 220 00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:59,189 Hold 221 00:20:59,403 --> 00:21:03,613 I'll tell you what, dipshit, if you don't like my policies, - 222 00:21:03,824 --> 00:21:08,485 - you can come down here and smooch my big old white butt 223 00:21:08,704 --> 00:21:13,578 - Pucker up, Buttercup What? - Ferris Bueller is on line two 224 00:21:24,678 --> 00:21:29,884 Mr Rooney, I'm not feeling very well today. 225 00:21:30,101 --> 00:21:35,260 Could my sister bring home any assignments from my classes? 226 00:21:35,481 --> 00:21:38,232 Have a nice day. 227 00:21:52,456 --> 00:21:57,615 Mr Peterson I think I owe you an apology 228 00:21:57,836 --> 00:22:02,331 - I should say you do - I 229 00:22:02,549 --> 00:22:05,633 I think you should be sorry, for Christ's sake 230 00:22:05,844 --> 00:22:10,054 A family member dies and you insult me! What's wrong with you? 231 00:22:10,264 --> 00:22:14,307 Well I really don't know 232 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,853 I didn't think I was talking to you. 233 00:22:18,065 --> 00:22:25,727 You know that I would never deliberately insult you like that 234 00:22:25,948 --> 00:22:30,988 Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole! 235 00:22:31,203 --> 00:22:36,160 You're absolutely right, sir Find out where she is 236 00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:40,870 - This isn't over yet Do you read me? - Loud and clear, Mr Peterson 237 00:22:41,087 --> 00:22:45,379 - Call me sir, goddammit! - Yes, sir 238 00:22:45,592 --> 00:22:47,797 That's better. 239 00:22:48,012 --> 00:22:52,304 You mind your P's and Q's, and remember who you're dealing with 240 00:22:52,515 --> 00:22:56,049 Bueller Ferris Bueller 241 00:22:56,269 --> 00:23:00,597 I'm scared What if he recognises my voice? 242 00:23:00,815 --> 00:23:04,183 Impossible You're doing great 243 00:23:11,117 --> 00:23:16,110 Rooney! Rooney, calm down 244 00:23:16,330 --> 00:23:24,205 - Just a moment - Just a little office difficulty 245 00:23:24,423 --> 00:23:30,009 I don't have all day to bark at you, so I'm going to make this short 246 00:23:30,220 --> 00:23:36,507 I want my daughter out in front of the school by herself 247 00:23:36,727 --> 00:23:39,597 - What? - That's too suspicious 248 00:23:39,813 --> 00:23:42,184 - Talk - You! 249 00:23:43,566 --> 00:23:50,102 - Talk! - Rooney! Pay attention 250 00:23:50,323 --> 00:23:55,363 I want you out there with her I want a few words with you 251 00:23:58,664 --> 00:24:03,621 We don't have time to talk right now We'll get together over lunch 252 00:24:03,837 --> 00:24:08,379 - What's wrong with you? - Wait! 253 00:24:08,590 --> 00:24:13,381 - Where's your brain? - Why did you kick me? 254 00:24:13,596 --> 00:24:20,309 How can we pick up Sloane if Rooney is there with her? 255 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:25,228 I said for her to be there alone and you freaked 256 00:24:27,319 --> 00:24:30,652 I didn't hit you I lightly slapped you 257 00:24:30,864 --> 00:24:33,568 You hit me 258 00:24:35,743 --> 00:24:42,195 Don't ask me to participate in your crap if you don't like the way I do it 259 00:24:42,417 --> 00:24:45,287 You make me get out of bed and come here 260 00:24:45,503 --> 00:24:50,080 You make me make a phoney call to Edward Rooney 261 00:24:50,299 --> 00:24:53,833 The man could squash my nuts 262 00:24:54,053 --> 00:24:56,804 - And you deliberately hurt my feelings - No 263 00:24:57,014 --> 00:25:03,347 I did not deliberately hurt your feelings I didn't 264 00:25:05,398 --> 00:25:09,893 - What are you doing? - See you later I'm going home 265 00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:12,481 - Have a nice life - Cameron, wait a minute 266 00:25:12,697 --> 00:25:19,826 I didn't mean to lose my temper I'm sorry, it was uncalled for 267 00:25:20,037 --> 00:25:23,121 - Seriously? - Yeah 268 00:25:30,423 --> 00:25:35,712 - Here you go - Thank you 269 00:25:35,929 --> 00:25:38,929 You did screw up though, right? 270 00:25:41,475 --> 00:25:47,097 - Not that it was completely your fault - Why? 271 00:25:47,315 --> 00:25:53,648 To fix the situation, I'm going to have to ask you for a favour 272 00:26:11,755 --> 00:26:16,665 The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California 273 00:26:20,389 --> 00:26:23,057 Less than a hundred were made 274 00:26:23,266 --> 00:26:27,393 My father spent three years restoring this car 275 00:26:27,605 --> 00:26:31,139 It is his love It is his passion 276 00:26:31,358 --> 00:26:35,401 It is his fault he didn't lock the garage 277 00:26:35,613 --> 00:26:39,858 Ferris, what are you talking about? 278 00:26:42,077 --> 00:26:44,484 My father loves this car more than life 279 00:26:44,705 --> 00:26:50,742 A man with such priorities doesn't deserve this fine automobile 280 00:26:51,420 --> 00:26:53,412 No 281 00:26:53,630 --> 00:26:58,587 Apparently you don't understand 282 00:26:58,802 --> 00:27:03,842 He never drives it He just rubs it with a diaper 283 00:27:04,057 --> 00:27:08,883 Remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer? 284 00:27:09,104 --> 00:27:12,140 That was a piece of plastic This is a Ferrari 285 00:27:15,526 --> 00:27:19,605 We can't pick up Sloane in your car 286 00:27:19,822 --> 00:27:22,822 Mr Rooney would never believe Mr Peterson drives that piece of shit 287 00:27:23,034 --> 00:27:27,326 - It's not a piece of shit - It is 288 00:27:27,539 --> 00:27:32,959 Don't worry I don't even have a piece of shit I have to envy yours 289 00:27:33,170 --> 00:27:38,543 I'm sorry There's nothing else we can do 290 00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:53,270 - He knows the mileage - He doesn't trust you? 291 00:27:53,481 --> 00:27:57,976 - Never has, never will - This is real simple 292 00:27:58,194 --> 00:28:01,894 Whatever miles we put on, we'll take off 293 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:05,649 - We'll drive home backwards - No 294 00:28:05,868 --> 00:28:12,534 No, Ferris, forget it I'm putting my foot down 295 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:17,707 How about we rent a nice Cadillac? My treat 296 00:28:17,922 --> 00:28:24,540 We could call a limo A stretch job with a TV and a bar 297 00:28:28,557 --> 00:28:31,557 Come on, live a little 298 00:28:34,356 --> 00:28:38,483 Let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your loss 299 00:28:38,694 --> 00:28:43,520 I had a grandmother once Two, actually 300 00:28:47,451 --> 00:28:52,491 "Man hath but a short time to live and is full of misery" 301 00:28:52,707 --> 00:28:56,289 "He cometh up and is cut down like a flower" 302 00:28:56,502 --> 00:28:59,751 "He fleeth as if it were a shadow - 303 00:28:59,964 --> 00:29:03,297 - and never continueth in one stay" 304 00:29:03,509 --> 00:29:07,174 Oh, dear 305 00:29:10,557 --> 00:29:15,134 Between grief and nothing, I'll take grief 306 00:29:17,065 --> 00:29:19,555 Great 307 00:29:26,907 --> 00:29:32,991 Sloane, dear, hurry along now 308 00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:38,282 I guess that's my dad I've got to go 309 00:29:40,921 --> 00:29:45,131 Mr Rooney Ed 310 00:29:45,343 --> 00:29:48,676 - You're a beautiful man - Thank you 311 00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:55,340 I want to thank you for your warmth and compassion 312 00:30:02,193 --> 00:30:05,727 Shit! 313 00:30:05,946 --> 00:30:10,939 - Do you have a kiss for Daddy? - Are you kidding? 314 00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:24,711 So that's how it is in their family 315 00:30:28,552 --> 00:30:34,340 - Hi, Cameron, are you comfortable? - Hi, Sloane No 316 00:30:36,227 --> 00:30:42,145 - What are we going to do? - What aren't we going to do? 317 00:30:42,358 --> 00:30:46,058 Don't say we're not going to take the car home 318 00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:51,615 If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? 319 00:30:51,826 --> 00:30:54,446 Neither would I 320 00:31:24,941 --> 00:31:28,606 Ferris, don't go so fast 321 00:32:29,839 --> 00:32:34,001 Save Ferris God bless you You're very generous 322 00:32:34,218 --> 00:32:37,171 Save Ferris Bueller 323 00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:39,463 - Save Ferris? - What? 324 00:32:39,681 --> 00:32:45,267 We're collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney 325 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,480 - Go piss up a flagpole - I'm sorry? 326 00:32:48,692 --> 00:32:52,060 - You should be - Hey! 327 00:32:52,278 --> 00:32:56,357 What if you need a favour someday from Ferris Bueller? 328 00:32:56,574 --> 00:33:01,911 Peterson home on line one Watch your mouth this time 329 00:33:02,122 --> 00:33:05,621 Go suck your hat 330 00:33:05,834 --> 00:33:12,037 We can't come to the phone now. We've had a death in the family. 331 00:33:12,256 --> 00:33:17,497 Ferris Bueller is behind this, there is no doubt in my mind 332 00:33:17,721 --> 00:33:21,764 - Now Sloane Peterson is involved - Her grandmother, too 333 00:33:21,974 --> 00:33:24,381 You pinhead 334 00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:29,144 If you need to reach us, we'll be at the following number. 335 00:33:36,113 --> 00:33:41,486 I did not achieve my position by having a punk leave my cheese in the wind 336 00:33:41,702 --> 00:33:47,157 You have reached the Carlton Brothers Mortuary. 337 00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:51,703 If you leave your name and number, we'll get back to you. 338 00:33:56,258 --> 00:34:01,251 Something is going on, and I'm going to find out what it is 339 00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:05,551 I'm going to catch this kid and put a dent in his future 340 00:34:05,768 --> 00:34:10,892 15 years from now, when he looks back on the ruin his life has become, - 341 00:34:11,107 --> 00:34:14,309 - he will remember Edward Rooney 342 00:34:35,547 --> 00:34:38,120 - Wrong - What? 343 00:34:38,341 --> 00:34:42,089 Not here We're not leaving the car here 344 00:34:42,303 --> 00:34:46,133 - Why not? - I want the car home where it belongs 345 00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:50,015 - Let's go - What can happen in a garage? 346 00:34:50,229 --> 00:34:55,982 It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong 347 00:34:56,194 --> 00:34:59,693 - A pigeon could shit on it - Calm down 348 00:34:59,906 --> 00:35:02,443 I'll give the guy a fiver to watch it 349 00:35:02,658 --> 00:35:05,777 What guy? 350 00:35:10,582 --> 00:35:16,417 Hey, how are you doing? You speak English? 351 00:35:16,630 --> 00:35:20,626 What country do you think this is? 352 00:35:20,842 --> 00:35:25,835 Okay, I want you to take extra special care of this vehicle 353 00:35:26,056 --> 00:35:28,724 No problem Trust me 354 00:35:28,934 --> 00:35:34,354 - Sir - Come on 355 00:35:45,116 --> 00:35:48,069 Relax 356 00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:58,211 You have nothing to worry about I'm a professional 357 00:35:58,421 --> 00:36:01,789 A professional what? 358 00:36:09,974 --> 00:36:13,473 See what a finski can do to a guy's attitude? 359 00:36:13,686 --> 00:36:17,351 Come on 360 00:37:32,181 --> 00:37:37,091 Bless his little heart 361 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:50,020 Nine times. 362 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,986 - You think the car's all right? - Sure 363 00:38:36,203 --> 00:38:40,246 - This is the world's tallest building - I don't feel too good 364 00:38:43,210 --> 00:38:47,158 Here, climb up on this 365 00:38:47,381 --> 00:38:52,089 Come on, everybody Cameron 366 00:38:52,302 --> 00:38:57,757 Okay, lean forward against the glass like this 367 00:38:59,519 --> 00:39:02,721 - Oh, my God! - Isn't that great? 368 00:39:02,939 --> 00:39:06,604 The city looks so peaceful from up here 369 00:39:06,817 --> 00:39:10,647 Anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet 370 00:39:10,863 --> 00:39:17,825 - I think I see my dad - We've got a lot to do Let's go 371 00:39:18,037 --> 00:39:23,492 Shit! The son of a bitch is down there somewhere 372 00:39:44,688 --> 00:39:48,021 - You want to get married? - Sure 373 00:39:48,858 --> 00:39:52,688 Today? I'm serious 374 00:39:52,904 --> 00:39:57,280 - I'm not getting married - Why not? 375 00:39:57,492 --> 00:40:02,236 - Think about it - Besides being too young 376 00:40:02,456 --> 00:40:05,160 Having no place to live 377 00:40:05,376 --> 00:40:09,041 You being the only cheerleader with a husband 378 00:40:09,255 --> 00:40:14,081 - Give me one good reason why not? - Look at my mother and father 379 00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:20,133 - They hate each other - So what? 380 00:40:20,349 --> 00:40:26,517 It's like that car He loves the car, he hates his wife 381 00:40:33,695 --> 00:40:36,648 Thank you 382 00:40:50,211 --> 00:40:56,580 Can we please get out of here? This place gives me the creeps 383 00:40:56,842 --> 00:41:01,087 Why didn't you tell me? 384 00:41:01,305 --> 00:41:04,970 - Hello, may I help you? - You can sure as hell try 385 00:41:05,185 --> 00:41:10,890 I'm Abe Froman, party of three for 12 386 00:41:13,068 --> 00:41:17,111 - Is there a problem? - You're Abe Froman? 387 00:41:17,322 --> 00:41:23,988 - The sausage king of Chicago? - Yeah, that's me 388 00:41:24,204 --> 00:41:30,704 I'm very busy Why don't you kids go back to the clubhouse? 389 00:41:30,918 --> 00:41:34,748 Are you suggesting I'm not who I say I am? 390 00:41:34,964 --> 00:41:40,253 I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty 391 00:41:40,470 --> 00:41:44,383 - Okay, Abe, let's go - I'm not going anywhere 392 00:41:44,599 --> 00:41:51,728 - No, we'd like to be seated - I'm going to have to call the police 393 00:41:51,939 --> 00:41:55,473 - You're going to call the police? - Yes 394 00:41:55,693 --> 00:42:00,069 - Fine! I'll call them myself - Yes 395 00:42:00,281 --> 00:42:04,740 Call the police This'll be a hoot 396 00:42:11,501 --> 00:42:16,043 Give me the phone I have another call 397 00:42:16,255 --> 00:42:20,465 You touch me, I yell rat Find another phone 398 00:42:20,676 --> 00:42:24,258 Wonderful 399 00:42:24,472 --> 00:42:28,599 I weep for the future 400 00:42:30,270 --> 00:42:35,227 - Ferris, let it go - Please, you've gone too far 401 00:42:35,441 --> 00:42:38,560 You're going to get busted 402 00:42:38,777 --> 00:42:44,232 You can never go too far, and I won't be busted by a guy like that 403 00:42:44,450 --> 00:42:48,660 - Come on, Abe! - Ask for Abe Froman 404 00:42:48,871 --> 00:42:53,282 - Chez Quis? - May I speak to Abe Froman? 405 00:42:53,501 --> 00:42:59,455 - The sausage king of Chicago - Let me check the restaurant 406 00:42:59,673 --> 00:43:03,421 - Could you describe him for me? - Leatherjacket 407 00:43:03,635 --> 00:43:06,968 White T-shirt, sweater vest. 408 00:43:07,180 --> 00:43:10,382 Devastatingly handsome 409 00:43:10,601 --> 00:43:14,549 - Hold on one moment. - Thank you 410 00:43:24,823 --> 00:43:28,571 Froman, this is Sergeant Peterson, Chicago Police. 411 00:43:32,581 --> 00:43:36,329 - I appreciate your understanding - Don't think twice 412 00:43:36,543 --> 00:43:43,043 Understanding allows people like us to tolerate a person like yourself 413 00:43:45,803 --> 00:43:48,720 - Thank you - Don't mention it 414 00:43:51,725 --> 00:43:53,966 Enjoy your luncheon 415 00:43:55,687 --> 00:44:00,431 Darling, you were wonderful 416 00:44:07,532 --> 00:44:13,367 Cameron, you thought we wouldn't have any fun Shame on you 417 00:44:19,169 --> 00:44:24,410 Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. 418 00:44:24,633 --> 00:44:28,961 After all, I got a car. He got a computer. 419 00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:35,264 Still, why should he get to do whatever he wants? 420 00:44:35,477 --> 00:44:38,347 Why should everything work out for him? 421 00:44:38,563 --> 00:44:41,978 What makes him so goddam special? 422 00:44:42,192 --> 00:44:43,982 Screw him 423 00:44:44,194 --> 00:44:47,230 I used to think that my family was the only one with weirdness in it 424 00:44:47,447 --> 00:44:55,987 Then I saw Cameron's family His home life is really twisted 425 00:44:56,205 --> 00:45:00,071 That's why he's sick all the time It really bothers him 426 00:45:00,293 --> 00:45:03,875 He feels better when he's sick 427 00:45:04,088 --> 00:45:09,045 If I had to live in that house, I'd pray for a disease, too 428 00:45:09,260 --> 00:45:14,384 The place is like a museum It's very beautiful and very cold 429 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,517 You're not allowed to touch anything 430 00:45:17,728 --> 00:45:23,267 Can you appreciate what it must have been like to be there as a baby? 431 00:45:23,483 --> 00:45:31,393 I'm amazed that I got the car out I caught Cameron digging the ride 432 00:45:31,616 --> 00:45:35,067 It's good for him It teaches him to deal with his fear 433 00:45:37,372 --> 00:45:40,325 Plus, I must be honest here 434 00:45:40,542 --> 00:45:44,124 I love driving it It is so choice 435 00:45:44,337 --> 00:45:49,496 If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up 436 00:45:49,717 --> 00:45:52,883 - Thank you - Yes, sir 437 00:46:04,773 --> 00:46:07,346 Jeanie, who's bothering you now? 438 00:46:07,568 --> 00:46:10,687 - Is Mr Rooney in? - No, can I help you? 439 00:46:10,905 --> 00:46:15,150 - I doubt it When is he back? - I don't know 440 00:46:15,368 --> 00:46:19,411 - He's out on personal business - What's that supposed to mean? 441 00:46:19,623 --> 00:46:23,833 I suppose it means it's none of your business, young lady 442 00:46:24,043 --> 00:46:27,956 Nice attitude 443 00:46:28,172 --> 00:46:33,331 - Is Mrs Hagel expecting you in class? - Probably 444 00:46:37,765 --> 00:46:39,887 What an asshole 445 00:46:40,101 --> 00:46:45,011 - Raise your advertising budget - We don't have the money 446 00:46:45,231 --> 00:46:50,105 If you want to sell, you have to spend It's as simple as that 447 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:54,399 4,000 restaurants in the area I pick the one my father goes to 448 00:46:54,615 --> 00:46:56,986 We're pinched for sure 449 00:46:57,201 --> 00:47:01,577 Only the meek get pinched The bold survive Let's go 450 00:47:01,789 --> 00:47:05,323 - Let's surrender - Never 451 00:47:09,505 --> 00:47:13,715 Dave, I'm telling you that it's not the case 452 00:47:13,925 --> 00:47:19,380 - We don't have the money - Dave, you know what it takes 453 00:47:19,599 --> 00:47:25,767 We're going to go heavy on TV We'll lighten up on radio and print 454 00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:28,980 Come on back to my office 455 00:47:29,191 --> 00:47:32,690 We know you've got the money We just have to spend it bonehead! 456 00:48:27,124 --> 00:48:30,742 Bueller. 457 00:48:40,429 --> 00:48:45,718 Lesjeux sont faits. Translation: The game is up 458 00:48:45,934 --> 00:48:49,349 Your ass is mine 459 00:49:15,921 --> 00:49:18,328 Runner at first base, nobody out. 460 00:49:20,051 --> 00:49:28,140 The first hit since the fifth inning, only the fourth hit in the game. 461 00:49:28,352 --> 00:49:33,262 0 and 2 the count. There's a drive. Left field. 462 00:49:33,482 --> 00:49:38,522 Twisting into foul territory. 463 00:49:38,736 --> 00:49:44,738 I'm really surprised they didn't go for it in that inning. 464 00:49:44,951 --> 00:49:47,571 - What's the score? - Nothing-nothing 465 00:49:47,787 --> 00:49:51,452 - Who's winning? - The Bears 466 00:50:06,764 --> 00:50:11,555 - I think I broke my thumb - Hey, batter, batter Swing, batter 467 00:50:22,863 --> 00:50:30,240 Do you realise that if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym? 468 00:50:34,668 --> 00:50:40,041 Come on, boys, let's go 469 00:50:40,256 --> 00:50:44,252 We'll never get out of here Move! 470 00:50:51,851 --> 00:50:54,388 I hate him 471 00:51:36,062 --> 00:51:38,517 Who is it? 472 00:51:43,611 --> 00:51:47,229 It's Ed Rooney, Ferris I'd like to have a word with you 473 00:51:47,448 --> 00:51:52,737 I'm sorry, I can't come to the door right now. In my weakened condition - 474 00:51:52,953 --> 00:51:58,029 - I could take a spill down the stairs and suffer further school absences. 475 00:51:58,250 --> 00:52:02,827 - Save it, Ferris Come down here - You can reach my parents at work. 476 00:52:03,047 --> 00:52:07,755 Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern. 477 00:52:07,968 --> 00:52:13,554 - Come down here and talk to me - Have a nice day. 478 00:52:13,766 --> 00:52:17,015 You're in big trouble 479 00:52:19,104 --> 00:52:21,559 Ferris 480 00:52:21,774 --> 00:52:24,893 Ferris 481 00:52:32,577 --> 00:52:36,620 - Who is it? - You know damn well who it is 482 00:52:36,831 --> 00:52:42,037 I'm sorry, I can't come to the door right now. In my weakened condition - 483 00:52:42,252 --> 00:52:47,957 - I could take a spill down the stairs and suffer further school absences. 484 00:52:48,968 --> 00:52:53,925 You can reach my parents at work. 485 00:52:54,139 --> 00:53:01,019 Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern. 486 00:53:01,229 --> 00:53:04,395 Have a nice day. 487 00:53:24,043 --> 00:53:26,118 Mud 488 00:53:53,115 --> 00:53:56,151 Son of a bitch! 489 00:54:06,210 --> 00:54:09,044 My shoe 490 00:55:45,810 --> 00:55:48,846 Hi, doggy 491 00:55:52,399 --> 00:55:55,019 Stay, boy 492 00:55:55,236 --> 00:55:58,402 Stay Stay! 493 00:55:59,616 --> 00:56:02,236 Sit! 494 00:56:03,077 --> 00:56:06,907 Sit! Heel! Stay! 495 00:58:28,721 --> 00:58:33,962 - We'd better go and get the car - We have until six 496 00:58:34,185 --> 00:58:40,768 I know you don't care, but it does mean my ass 497 00:58:40,983 --> 00:58:44,102 That hurts, Cameron 498 00:58:45,613 --> 00:58:49,195 - What have you seen today? - Nothing good 499 00:58:49,409 --> 00:58:55,826 Nothing! What do you mean, nothing good? 500 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:59,408 We've seen everything good, we've seen the whole city 501 00:58:59,627 --> 00:59:04,335 We went to a museum and saw priceless works of art 502 00:59:04,549 --> 00:59:10,800 What? What's wrong? 503 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:20,304 Look over there 504 00:59:50,887 --> 00:59:55,595 - What's he doing? - He's making obscene gestures 505 00:59:55,809 --> 00:59:59,224 What? 506 01:00:34,763 --> 01:00:39,388 - He didn't leave - It really busts my hump 507 01:00:39,601 --> 01:00:44,594 - He didn't ditch us - He might be back at school 508 01:00:44,815 --> 01:00:52,395 - He would not go back to school - He'd do it just to make me sweat 509 01:00:52,614 --> 01:00:59,945 Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to play a little tune for you. 510 01:01:00,164 --> 01:01:05,537 I dedicate it to a man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today. 511 01:01:05,752 --> 01:01:08,705 Cameron Frye, this one is for you. 512 01:01:14,511 --> 01:01:18,756 - Get off the float! - What are you doing? 513 01:02:00,975 --> 01:02:04,675 As long as I've known him, everything works for him 514 01:02:04,895 --> 01:02:09,472 There's nothing he can't handle I can't handle anything 515 01:02:09,692 --> 01:02:15,112 School, parents, the future Ferris can do anything 516 01:02:18,867 --> 01:02:24,108 - I don't know what I'm going to do - College 517 01:02:24,331 --> 01:02:28,079 Yeah, but to do what? 518 01:02:29,544 --> 01:02:33,492 What are you interested in? 519 01:02:33,715 --> 01:02:37,297 Nothing 520 01:02:37,510 --> 01:02:40,795 Me neither 521 01:02:46,477 --> 01:02:49,810 You're crazy! 522 01:02:50,523 --> 01:02:54,519 What do you think Ferris is going to do? 523 01:02:54,736 --> 01:02:58,021 He's going to be a fry cook 524 01:05:54,790 --> 01:05:57,909 Christ 525 01:06:03,673 --> 01:06:08,749 Look what Uncle Ed has for you, you little fucker 526 01:06:15,894 --> 01:06:18,811 Jesus! 527 01:06:24,611 --> 01:06:27,445 Sleep tight, pooch 528 01:06:52,222 --> 01:06:54,379 I knew it! 529 01:07:04,734 --> 01:07:08,399 Well, where is she? This is her daughter 530 01:07:13,493 --> 01:07:17,988 Do you know where she is? Do you know when she'll be back? 531 01:07:18,207 --> 01:07:21,291 Do you know anything? 532 01:08:09,464 --> 01:08:14,504 - Ferris - Bueller 533 01:08:34,490 --> 01:08:38,108 You're psychotic You're out of your mind 534 01:08:38,328 --> 01:08:43,119 I can't believe you went on a goddam parade float! 535 01:08:43,332 --> 01:08:46,166 Okay, wait 536 01:08:46,377 --> 01:08:52,046 "Yeah, this tune is one of my personal favourites" 537 01:08:52,257 --> 01:08:56,253 - A lot of people saw you - You are nailed 538 01:08:56,470 --> 01:08:59,554 Who'd believe I was in a parade? 539 01:08:59,765 --> 01:09:05,054 Anybody who would nail me wouldn't go to a parade 540 01:09:05,271 --> 01:09:08,805 That was so quick 541 01:09:09,024 --> 01:09:16,438 - This looks okay to me, Cameron - It looks great Let's roll 542 01:09:16,658 --> 01:09:19,148 Here you go Thank you 543 01:09:19,368 --> 01:09:25,452 You're a very generous individual Come back anytime 544 01:09:25,666 --> 01:09:30,042 - Watch the seat - Sorry 545 01:09:32,923 --> 01:09:37,749 See you later 546 01:09:37,970 --> 01:09:43,556 We've got to do this again 547 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:50,812 This is not a phoney call There is an intruder, - 548 01:09:51,025 --> 01:09:56,445 - male Caucasian, possibly armed, in my kitchen 549 01:09:56,655 --> 01:10:01,031 My name's Bueller 550 01:10:01,284 --> 01:10:05,446 You hope my brother's feeling better? I'm in danger! 551 01:10:05,664 --> 01:10:11,867 I am very protective of my body I do not want it violated or killed 552 01:10:12,086 --> 01:10:14,706 I need help! 553 01:10:14,922 --> 01:10:18,788 Speak any English? Dickhead 554 01:10:31,982 --> 01:10:38,066 Excuse me, if you're still in the house, I'vejust called the police. 555 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:43,735 If you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get out real quick. 556 01:10:43,952 --> 01:10:50,036 I also have my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes. 557 01:10:57,382 --> 01:11:01,924 Wait, that's my car! I'll move it 558 01:11:02,136 --> 01:11:06,381 He got my keys 559 01:11:06,599 --> 01:11:09,718 You shithead! 560 01:11:21,239 --> 01:11:23,480 I feel pretty good I feel real good 561 01:11:23,700 --> 01:11:28,277 Those guys at the garage were nice I was a little worried about them 562 01:11:28,496 --> 01:11:32,362 It turned out good 563 01:11:35,879 --> 01:11:39,497 Hey 564 01:11:41,218 --> 01:11:43,922 - Cameron - Yeah? 565 01:11:44,137 --> 01:11:48,050 How many miles did you say this thing had on it when we left? 566 01:11:48,266 --> 01:11:52,974 126 and halfway between three and four tenths 567 01:11:53,188 --> 01:11:58,643 Why? How many miles are on it now? 568 01:12:02,029 --> 01:12:05,859 Here's where Cameron goes berserk 569 01:12:24,303 --> 01:12:27,505 Cameron, are you okay? 570 01:12:27,723 --> 01:12:31,138 Cut that out 571 01:12:33,895 --> 01:12:36,302 Who is it? 572 01:12:36,522 --> 01:12:41,598 I'm sorry, I can't come to the door right now. In my weakened condition - 573 01:12:41,819 --> 01:12:44,605 - I could take a spill down the stairs... 574 01:12:44,822 --> 01:12:50,776 God bless the police I'm saved Thank you, God 575 01:12:50,995 --> 01:12:56,071 - Thank... - I heard that you were feeling ill 576 01:12:56,292 --> 01:12:59,376 headache, fever and a chill 577 01:12:59,586 --> 01:13:02,586 I came to help restore your pluck 578 01:13:02,798 --> 01:13:05,632 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to... 579 01:13:12,725 --> 01:13:16,176 This may very well be for real 580 01:13:16,395 --> 01:13:20,095 He might have blown a microchip or two 581 01:13:20,315 --> 01:13:25,189 He's always been a little keyed up I just wanted to give him a good day 582 01:13:25,403 --> 01:13:28,771 We're going to graduate soon 583 01:13:28,992 --> 01:13:34,233 We'll have the summer He'll work and I'll work 584 01:13:34,455 --> 01:13:37,906 We'll see each other at night and on the weekends 585 01:13:38,125 --> 01:13:41,908 Then he'll go to one school and I'll go to another 586 01:13:42,129 --> 01:13:45,829 Basically that will be it 587 01:13:46,050 --> 01:13:50,711 Sloane's as big a problem 588 01:13:50,930 --> 01:13:55,721 She has another year of high school How do I deal with that? 589 01:13:55,934 --> 01:13:59,930 I was serious when I said I'd marry her I would 590 01:14:00,147 --> 01:14:02,518 Cameron? 591 01:14:02,733 --> 01:14:06,978 Can you hear me? 592 01:14:07,196 --> 01:14:11,940 Cameron, blink if you understand me 593 01:14:12,158 --> 01:14:17,447 Cameron has never been in love Well, nobody has been in love with him 594 01:14:17,664 --> 01:14:23,748 If things don't change for him, he's going to marry the first girl he lays 595 01:14:23,962 --> 01:14:28,504 And she's going to treat him like shit, because she will have given him - 596 01:14:28,718 --> 01:14:34,173 - what he has built up in his mind as the end all, be all of our existence 597 01:14:34,389 --> 01:14:36,796 She won't respect him 598 01:14:37,018 --> 01:14:42,224 You can't respect somebody who kisses your ass It just doesn't work 599 01:14:42,439 --> 01:14:48,642 Ferris, we'd better try something else This isn't working 600 01:14:52,157 --> 01:14:56,367 Are you feeling better, Cameron? 601 01:14:56,578 --> 01:15:01,867 Why don't you come in here? It's really nice 602 01:15:04,919 --> 01:15:11,288 Cameron, I can flip out real easy, too It's okay 603 01:15:11,510 --> 01:15:16,218 Sooner or later, everybody goes to the zoo 604 01:15:20,393 --> 01:15:25,766 Maybe he's really sick Maybe he isn't just torturing himself 605 01:16:08,399 --> 01:16:13,902 Hey! Hey, Cameron! 606 01:16:14,113 --> 01:16:19,070 Cameron, wake up 607 01:16:19,285 --> 01:16:24,159 Come on, Cameron Wake up! 608 01:16:28,086 --> 01:16:33,459 - What is that? - Ferris Bueller, you're my hero 609 01:16:33,675 --> 01:16:39,510 - That was pretty impressive, man - You son of a bitch 610 01:16:46,646 --> 01:16:49,219 It's not funny 611 01:17:14,423 --> 01:17:17,874 Drugs? 612 01:17:18,094 --> 01:17:21,178 Thank you, no I'm straight 613 01:17:21,389 --> 01:17:25,848 I meant, are you in here for drugs? 614 01:17:26,059 --> 01:17:29,558 - Why are you here? - Drugs 615 01:17:29,771 --> 01:17:34,230 - I don't know why I'm here - Why don't you go home? 616 01:17:34,443 --> 01:17:38,486 Why don't you put your thumb up your butt? 617 01:17:42,034 --> 01:17:46,030 You wear too much eye make-up 618 01:17:48,749 --> 01:17:53,410 My sister wears too much People think she's a whore 619 01:17:58,926 --> 01:18:03,053 - You don't want to talk about it? - With you? Are you serious? 620 01:18:03,264 --> 01:18:06,679 - I'm serious - Blow yourself 621 01:18:11,105 --> 01:18:15,896 All right, you want to know what's wrong? 622 01:18:16,109 --> 01:18:20,520 I know what's wrong I just want to hear you say it 623 01:18:20,739 --> 01:18:23,941 In a nutshell, I hate my brother How's that? 624 01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:28,701 That's cool Did you blow him away or something? 625 01:18:28,914 --> 01:18:33,325 No, not yet 626 01:18:33,543 --> 01:18:40,161 He was ditching school When I went home to check, some guy was there 627 01:18:40,384 --> 01:18:43,301 The cops picked me up for making a phoney call 628 01:18:43,512 --> 01:18:46,963 What do you care if your brother ditches school? 629 01:18:47,182 --> 01:18:51,261 - Everybody else has to go - You could ditch 630 01:18:51,478 --> 01:18:57,147 - I'd get caught - Yes 631 01:18:57,359 --> 01:19:02,233 You're pissed off because he ditches and doesn't get caught, is that it? 632 01:19:03,824 --> 01:19:06,492 - Basically - Basically 633 01:19:06,702 --> 01:19:11,778 - Your problem is you - Excuse me? 634 01:19:11,999 --> 01:19:17,288 Worry about yourself, not about what your brother does 635 01:19:18,839 --> 01:19:23,464 - That's just an opinion - What are you, a psychiatrist? 636 01:19:23,677 --> 01:19:27,176 Keep your opinions to yourself 637 01:19:30,308 --> 01:19:34,885 There's somebody you should talk to 638 01:19:37,315 --> 01:19:41,263 If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle 639 01:19:41,486 --> 01:19:43,691 Oh, you know him 640 01:19:51,580 --> 01:19:56,821 That whole time I was just thinking things over 641 01:19:57,044 --> 01:20:00,459 I was like meditating 642 01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:08,754 Then I sort of watched myself from inside 643 01:20:08,972 --> 01:20:13,680 I realised it was ridiculous being afraid 644 01:20:13,893 --> 01:20:17,889 Worrying about everything Wishing I was dead 645 01:20:18,105 --> 01:20:22,184 All that shit I'm tired of it 646 01:20:23,820 --> 01:20:27,603 It was the best day of my life 647 01:20:30,785 --> 01:20:34,319 I'm going to miss you guys next year 648 01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:47,675 Cameron, can I ask you a question? 649 01:20:47,886 --> 01:20:51,171 Yeah 650 01:20:51,390 --> 01:20:56,134 Did you see me change out of my clothes by the jacuzzi? 651 01:20:57,353 --> 01:21:00,057 Did you? 652 01:21:00,273 --> 01:21:06,986 You saw me? I thought you were catatonic 653 01:21:08,948 --> 01:21:13,941 That's okay I'm not embarrassed 654 01:21:14,162 --> 01:21:18,704 I better check on the car 655 01:21:32,513 --> 01:21:35,597 Hey, Ferris! 656 01:21:35,808 --> 01:21:38,927 Yeah? 657 01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:45,181 The miles aren't coming off going in reverse 658 01:21:49,530 --> 01:21:54,321 No I thought that might be a problem 659 01:21:54,535 --> 01:22:00,240 We have to open the odometer, roll it back by hand 660 01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:03,707 No, forget it 661 01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:07,205 Forget it 662 01:22:10,968 --> 01:22:14,751 I've got to take a stand 663 01:22:17,516 --> 01:22:21,299 I'm bullshit 664 01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:26,934 I put up with everything 665 01:22:29,403 --> 01:22:33,898 My old man pushes me around 666 01:22:34,116 --> 01:22:38,527 I never say anything 667 01:22:42,082 --> 01:22:46,244 He's not the problem I'm the problem 668 01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:55,049 I've got to take a stand 669 01:22:55,262 --> 01:22:59,045 I've got to take a stand against him 670 01:23:01,685 --> 01:23:05,100 I am not going to sit on my ass - 671 01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:08,765 - as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life 672 01:23:08,985 --> 01:23:13,942 I'm going to take a stand and defend it 673 01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:19,742 Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it 674 01:23:29,587 --> 01:23:32,706 I'm so sick of this shit 675 01:23:32,924 --> 01:23:35,331 I can't stand him and I hate this goddam car 676 01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:39,797 Who do you love? You love a car 677 01:23:40,014 --> 01:23:43,714 You son of a bitch 678 01:24:04,998 --> 01:24:06,906 Shit 679 01:24:08,835 --> 01:24:12,250 I dented the shit out of it 680 01:24:15,634 --> 01:24:19,417 Good 681 01:24:19,637 --> 01:24:25,508 My father will see what I did I can't hide this 682 01:24:27,312 --> 01:24:32,186 He'll come home and he'll have to deal with me 683 01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:35,400 I don't care I really don't 684 01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:39,478 I'm just tired of being afraid 685 01:24:45,287 --> 01:24:48,323 The hell with him 686 01:24:48,540 --> 01:24:53,664 I can't wait to see the look on his face 687 01:25:23,325 --> 01:25:26,859 What did I do? 688 01:25:35,671 --> 01:25:41,340 - What did I do? - You killed the car 689 01:26:18,047 --> 01:26:20,881 Whoa! 690 01:26:21,091 --> 01:26:25,383 Holy shit! 691 01:26:38,317 --> 01:26:42,527 It's my fault I'll take the heat for it 692 01:26:42,738 --> 01:26:48,775 When he comes home, we'll tell him that I did it He hates me anyway 693 01:26:53,081 --> 01:26:56,247 No, I'll take it 694 01:26:56,460 --> 01:27:00,539 - I'll take it - No, you don't want this much heat 695 01:27:00,757 --> 01:27:03,591 If I didn't want it, I wouldn't have let you take the car 696 01:27:03,801 --> 01:27:10,882 - I made you take that car - I could have stopped you 697 01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:15,428 I want it I'm going to take it, that's it 698 01:27:15,646 --> 01:27:22,858 When Morris comes home, he and I will just have a little chat 699 01:27:23,070 --> 01:27:27,814 It's cool No, it's going to be good 700 01:27:28,033 --> 01:27:31,318 Thanks anyway 701 01:27:38,669 --> 01:27:43,080 This is a shock to me I don't know why she left school 702 01:27:43,298 --> 01:27:47,626 And why would she come up with a story about an intruder? 703 01:27:47,844 --> 01:27:52,552 For whatever reason she did it, she's had a scare 704 01:27:52,765 --> 01:27:59,348 I appreciate you calling We'll have a long talk with her at home 705 01:27:59,563 --> 01:28:01,970 Thank you 706 01:28:02,192 --> 01:28:05,643 - I hope your son is feeling better - Pardon? 707 01:28:05,863 --> 01:28:10,358 Tell him all the guys at the station are pulling for him 708 01:28:10,575 --> 01:28:13,030 Right 709 01:28:20,627 --> 01:28:23,746 - Hi - Don't "hi" me, young lady 710 01:28:23,964 --> 01:28:25,956 I want to get out of here now Now 711 01:28:26,174 --> 01:28:30,585 Okay Fine! 712 01:28:37,518 --> 01:28:43,769 - She's a little hyper - Yeah 713 01:28:43,984 --> 01:28:48,810 Let's not ruin this with a lot of talk, okay? 714 01:28:49,029 --> 01:28:54,782 - You didn't tell me your name - It's Jean 715 01:28:54,994 --> 01:28:58,409 But a lot of guys call me Shauna 716 01:28:58,623 --> 01:29:02,571 - Okay, Jean - Cool 717 01:29:02,794 --> 01:29:05,414 That's great 718 01:29:05,629 --> 01:29:09,495 I'll see you, okay? 719 01:29:12,428 --> 01:29:14,965 Jeanie, now! 720 01:29:15,182 --> 01:29:19,558 - Now! - Okay 721 01:29:26,610 --> 01:29:31,187 - I had a great time today - Yeah, it was pretty cool 722 01:29:33,742 --> 01:29:36,612 Will Cameron be okay? 723 01:29:36,828 --> 01:29:41,156 Yeah, sure, for the first time in his life 724 01:29:41,374 --> 01:29:43,745 He's going to be just fine 725 01:29:50,966 --> 01:29:55,045 You knew what you were doing when you woke up this morning 726 01:29:55,262 --> 01:29:58,962 Me? No 727 01:30:17,118 --> 01:30:19,869 Oh, shit! 728 01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:22,997 I have to go 729 01:30:23,208 --> 01:30:26,208 - I'll call you tonight - Okay 730 01:30:28,796 --> 01:30:32,923 - I love you - I love you, too 731 01:30:33,134 --> 01:30:37,047 He's going to marry me 732 01:30:39,015 --> 01:30:45,099 Do you know what it's like to pick up your daughter at the police station? 733 01:30:45,312 --> 01:30:51,480 I was about to close the deal with the Vermont people 734 01:30:54,488 --> 01:30:59,825 I was going to take my commission and buy Ferris a car 735 01:31:00,035 --> 01:31:04,612 What the hell are you doing? Are you trying to kill us? 736 01:31:04,831 --> 01:31:09,242 Look at this mess I'll never get these papers back in order 737 01:31:26,437 --> 01:31:30,932 - Slow down - I can't drive with you yelling at me! 738 01:32:02,097 --> 01:32:05,715 Hi, I'm Ferris Bueller 739 01:33:31,894 --> 01:33:36,186 No, don't get up That smells delicious 740 01:33:36,399 --> 01:33:39,483 - Dinner's ready - What? Who was that? 741 01:34:12,268 --> 01:34:14,639 What's wrong? 742 01:34:14,853 --> 01:34:21,104 Everything I just picked up Jeanie at the police station 743 01:34:21,319 --> 01:34:26,276 She got a speeding ticket and I lost the Vermont deal because of her 744 01:34:33,748 --> 01:34:37,282 Looking for this? 745 01:34:48,012 --> 01:34:49,671 I got you, Ferris 746 01:34:49,889 --> 01:34:53,837 How's Ferris? Let's go in and check on him 747 01:34:55,394 --> 01:35:00,268 I have dreamed about this And this time 748 01:35:00,482 --> 01:35:06,270 you little bastard, I've got you right where I want you 749 01:35:06,488 --> 01:35:09,524 Ferris, we're home 750 01:35:09,742 --> 01:35:17,914 How would you feel about another year at high school? 751 01:35:18,124 --> 01:35:22,915 Under my close, personal supervision? 752 01:35:23,130 --> 01:35:27,209 Hi 753 01:35:27,426 --> 01:35:32,336 Thank God you're all right We've been worried sick about you 754 01:35:36,102 --> 01:35:40,478 Thank you, Mr Rooney, for driving him home 755 01:35:40,690 --> 01:35:44,900 Go upstairs and get in bed 756 01:35:54,954 --> 01:35:57,409 Scoot! 757 01:35:57,622 --> 01:36:03,042 Can you imagine someone that sick trying to walk home from hospital? 758 01:36:03,253 --> 01:36:05,577 Kids! 759 01:36:07,715 --> 01:36:13,170 By the way, you left your wallet on the kitchen floor 760 01:37:18,161 --> 01:37:20,781 Honey 761 01:37:20,997 --> 01:37:24,945 - He's still awfully warm - How do you feel? 762 01:37:25,167 --> 01:37:28,749 150% better, thank you 763 01:37:28,964 --> 01:37:35,297 Don't make me stay home again I want to go to school 764 01:37:35,512 --> 01:37:40,386 I have to graduate in June, and I 765 01:37:40,600 --> 01:37:45,841 Ferris, you're sick Don't push it and make yourself worse 766 01:37:46,064 --> 01:37:50,475 - Maybe you're right, Dad - I know I'm right, pal 767 01:37:50,693 --> 01:37:57,311 - How did you get to be so sweet? - From years of practice 768 01:38:05,458 --> 01:38:08,542 Blanket 769 01:38:17,636 --> 01:38:19,841 Get well 770 01:38:24,519 --> 01:38:30,141 I'm going to get myself settled, then I'll bring you a hot cup of soup 771 01:38:39,200 --> 01:38:45,783 I've said it before and I'll say it again: Life moves pretty fast 772 01:38:45,999 --> 01:38:50,660 If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it 773 01:39:00,679 --> 01:39:04,130 Four years I've been chasing this kid 774 01:39:04,350 --> 01:39:09,556 Four years he's been making a fool of me 775 01:39:17,989 --> 01:39:23,409 Hey, Mr Rooney, what's going on? 776 01:39:24,620 --> 01:39:27,988 Did you get in a fight? 777 01:39:28,207 --> 01:39:31,575 Do you want a lift? 778 01:41:15,230 --> 01:41:20,389 I bet you never smelled a real school bus before 779 01:41:33,247 --> 01:41:36,117 Gummi bear? 780 01:41:36,333 --> 01:41:40,792 They've been in my pocket They're real warm and soft 781 01:42:27,218 --> 01:42:31,428 You're still here? 782 01:42:31,639 --> 01:42:34,805 It's over 783 01:42:35,017 --> 01:42:37,970 Go home 784 01:42:40,524 --> 01:42:42,646 Go