1 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,100 Let me see your driver's license. 2 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:32,200 From out of town? 3 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:39,500 What you got in the trunk? - You don't want to look in there. 4 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:45,100 Give me the keys! 5 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:55,500 Kevin, stop singing. - I wasn't singing. 6 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:59,700 I'm right next to you, and you're singing. Cut it out! 7 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:04,600 Why so tense? - Otto! - Mr. Humphries! 8 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,400 You were late again this morning. Normally, I'd let it go, 9 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:14,600 but it's been brought to my attention, you're not stacking cans properly. 10 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:19,000 Many young men of your age, in these uncertain times... 11 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,300 Otto! Are you paying attention? 12 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,500 He's talking to you! 13 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,700 Fuck you! 14 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,800 Good Lord! 15 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,200 Come on, just try it! 16 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:48,200 Come on! - You gotta love getting fired in a big way, Otto! 17 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,300 What are you laughing at? 18 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:53,700 Louie, throw him out too. - Come on, you worm! 19 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,500 Get out of here! 20 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:21,500 How you doing, dude? When did you get out of the slammer? 21 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,000 Excuse me while I fold my pants. 22 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,600 What's the difference? 23 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:02,700 Otto! - What? - Get me another beer. 24 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:14,400 Cool. Ow, dammit. A joke's a joke, but I'm supposed to be the host! 25 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,000 Debbi, honey, I got your beer. 26 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,400 Shit. 27 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:33,300 Just ignore him, Duke, he's just a big baby. 28 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:39,500 Turn the light out! Hey, this is my parents' room! 29 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:44,000 Don't wanna talk about anything else. 30 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,300 We don't wanna know. 31 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:56,800 We're just dedicated 32 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,100 to our favorite shows: 33 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,900 "Saturday Night Live", 34 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:06,100 "Monday Night Football", 35 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:09,700 "Dallas", "Jeffersons", 36 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,000 Gilligan's Island, "Flintstones". 37 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,800 Hey kid! Hey! 38 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:47,000 Are you hard of hearing? - What? - You want to make 10 bucks? 39 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,900 Fuck you, queer! - Wait, you got the wrong idea! 40 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,800 My old lady is real sick. I got to get her to the hospital, DK? 41 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,700 So what? Take her there. - I can't leave her car in this area. 42 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,100 I need some helpful soul to drive it for me. 43 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:06,700 She's pregnant. Twins! She could drop at any time. 44 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:12,900 How much do I get? - 15 bucks. - Won't do it for less than 20. 45 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:15,100 25. 46 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:20,800 Follow me in my old lady's car. It's right here. - All right. 47 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:26,900 Where is your old lady? - Never mind, let's get out of this bad area. 48 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:28,900 Come on! 49 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,700 Dad, come quick, a gringo's messing with your car! 50 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,700 Let's go! 51 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:12,900 Son of a bitch! Give me my car back! 52 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,600 Bastard, I'll kill you! 53 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:19,200 You know damn straight what I mean. It's right outside. 54 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:23,400 Took me two weeks to get this money. - That ain't your car. 55 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:27,800 Don't let him lie to you. - Shut up! 56 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,600 Do I have to go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet? 57 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,900 Take it easy, sonnyboy. - Shut up, rent-a-cop! 58 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:39,500 Best goddamned car on the lot. - Damn right it is. 59 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:55,500 What's happening, mama, want a lift? - No thanks. 60 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,300 With no Cadillac, you sleep in a tent. - Shut up, Plettschner. 61 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,000 Bud, what street was that car on? 62 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:07,000 I don't know, some alley. Hey kid, what street was the Cutlass on? 63 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,900 I don't know. What happened to your old lady? 64 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:16,300 Old lady? Shit! I forgot all about her. 65 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,900 She'll take the bus. She's a rock. 66 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,500 Come on in. 67 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,400 Marlene! 68 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:29,900 Got a name, kid? 69 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,700 It's Otto. 70 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,300 Auto parts? 71 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,400 Here, kid! 72 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:42,000 "Helping Hand". 73 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,300 Got a driver's license, honey? Let me see it. 74 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,300 Guess who told us where it was? Your damned brother! 75 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:57,200 Are you really 21? - Isn't that what it says? 76 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,300 Want some help with that beer, kid? 77 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,200 You're all repo men! - What if we are? 78 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:20,900 You know, kid, usually when someone pulls shit like that, 79 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,600 my first reaction is to punch his fucking lights out. 80 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,400 But you know what? 81 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,800 You're all right! 82 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:35,500 Right, Lite? - Got any messages for me, baby? - Here you go. 83 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,500 Cracks me up. 84 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,600 Somebody piss on the floor again? - Maybe he's looking for a job. 85 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:45,100 Could be. What do you say, kid? We're always looking for good men. 86 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,800 Screw that! I ain't gonna be a repo man. No way! 87 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,600 Too late! You already are. 88 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,800 You find one in every car. 89 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,000 You'll see. 90 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:26,500 Years ago I saw five cows mutilated. Legs sticking up in the air. 91 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,100 Their testicles were gone. 92 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,400 I think Canadian bacon is better myself. 93 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,100 I've never seen the likes of that. 94 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,600 What could've done that to him? 95 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,300 Gasoline? 96 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Napalm? - It happens sometimes. 97 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:59,800 People just explode. Natural causes. - What? 98 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:19,500 SUSPECT PRESENCE DN WESTCDAST CDNFIRMED. 99 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,900 LDCATE IMMEDIATLY, ND PDLICE. 100 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,600 Night watchman in Pomona. 101 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Asbestos worker, City of Industry. 102 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:34,500 French-fry maker, Agoura. How absurd. - Yeah? You think it's funny? 103 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:40,500 There's room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years. 104 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,900 King! God! 105 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:50,500 Kevin, I had this wild dream the other night. - I bet. 106 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,500 It was you and me, 107 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:58,700 we were working in this sleazy motel, down in Miami, Florida. 108 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,400 We were bellhops, 109 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:08,400 and we were 65 years old. It was so real, it was really realistic. 110 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,900 Then what, you woke up in a puddle? 111 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,700 Fuck you! - Fucking jerk! 112 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,600 Where are you going, asshole? - Away from you. 113 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,200 The Lord has told me personally: Yea, 114 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:46,500 for I walk with the Lord. Amen. 115 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:50,000 He said: "Larry, you and your flock shall seek the Promised Land. 116 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,700 First you must destroy the twin evils 117 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:57,300 of godless communism abroad and liberal humanism at home. Dh joy. " 118 00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:01,400 Hello mother! Hello father! Anything to eat? 119 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,800 Occasionally a viewer writes to us: 120 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:11,300 "The only reason Reverend Larry is on TV is because he wants your money. " 121 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:16,800 You know what? They're right. I want your money, because God wants it. 122 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:21,400 So go out and mortgage that home, and sell that car, 123 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:25,200 and send me your money. You don't need that car... 124 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,600 Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more. 125 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,200 I couldn't enjoy it any more, Mom. 126 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,600 This is swell! 127 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:42,100 Hey Dad... - What is it, son? 128 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:47,400 Remember when you told me, a long time ago... 129 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,300 well not too long ago... 130 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:55,400 that you'd give me 1000 dollars to go to Europe, if I finished school? 131 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,900 You were right, 132 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:01,500 about finishing school. That's what I'd like to do. 133 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:07,000 But I want to know if I could have the money first. Like now? 134 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,500 I've always loved you, Dad. 135 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,200 You too, Mom. What do you say? 136 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,400 I don't have it anymore. 137 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:24,300 What? - Your father gave all our extra money to the Reverend. 138 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,600 We're sending bibles to El Salvador. 139 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:40,500 And me? - You're on the honor roll of "Chariots of Fire". Same as us. 140 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000 It was a gift. From all of us. 141 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:53,400 So how much do I get paid? 25 bucks a car? - Paid? You don't get paid. 142 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:57,100 You work on commission, that's much better. 143 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,400 Most cars are worth 200- 300 dollars. 144 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,200 A 50,000 dollar Porsche might make you five grand. 145 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,700 Come on, dickhead! 146 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,600 It helps if you dress like a detective. 147 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,000 Detectives dress kind of square. 148 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:23,200 If people think you're a cop, they think you're packing something. 149 00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:26,900 Then they won't fuck with you. 150 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:31,200 Are you? - Am I what? - Packin' something. 151 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,800 Only an asshole gets killed for a car. 152 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:38,000 The guys who make it get in their car at any time. 153 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,200 Get in at 3 AM, get up at 4. 154 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:47,200 That's why there ain't a repo man I know that don't take speed. 155 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,000 Speed, huh? 156 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,500 Jesus Christ! 157 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,600 Never broke into a car, never hot-wired a car. 158 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,600 I never broke into a trunk. 159 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,800 I shall not cause harm to a vehicle, or the personal contents thereof. 160 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:13,500 Nor through inaction, let vehicle or personal contents come to harm. 161 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,000 That's what I call the repo code, kid. 162 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,800 Don't forget it. Etch it in your brain. 163 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:22,800 Not many people got a code to live by anymore. 164 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,500 Look at those assholes over there! 165 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:30,800 Ordinary people. I hate them. - Me too! - What do you know? 166 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:35,400 An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. 167 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:39,000 A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations. 168 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,000 Let's go get a drink. 169 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,600 Get into 5 or 6 tense situations a day 170 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,500 and it don't mean shit. I've seen men stabbed, guns... don't mean shit! 171 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:55,300 That's when you got to watch yourself. I'll handle it, pal, settle down. 172 00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:02,600 Have a nice day, or night. Day, night, it doesn't mean shit. 173 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,800 Wasn't that Otto? - Otto who? 174 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,300 There'll be some bad shit coming down one day. 175 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:52,900 Yeah, and where will you be? On the moon? 176 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:58,200 I'm going to be right here, heading north at 110 per. 177 00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,600 In this junker? 178 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,500 Cool car! 179 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:13,800 The Rodriguez Brothers! 180 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:18,000 Motherfucker just flipped you off! - Roll the window down! 181 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,200 Where you going, asshole? - To fuck your wife! 182 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:26,100 Watch it, motherfucker! - Fuck you, pussy punk! 183 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,100 Holy shit! 184 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,000 Want me to take them? 185 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,000 That was cool! 186 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:04,300 God damned dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks! 187 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,900 I'll get your asses! 188 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,400 That was intense! - A repo man's always intense. 189 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,200 Come on, let's go get a drink! 190 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:18,900 Gee Bud, you never told me it was going to be like this. 191 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,400 Cops and robbers! 192 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,800 Real live car chases! 193 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:44,800 Debbi! - If you say our names, we'll have to kill them, Archie. 194 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,400 They all ran away! - Come on, douche bags! 195 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,500 Awful quiet in here. 196 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:08,300 Too quiet. 197 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,400 Who are these Rodriguez Boys? 198 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,200 Rodriguez Brothers. Lagarto and Napoleon. 199 00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:21,200 Notorious delinquents, responsible for at least 30 vehicles in the field. 200 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:27,500 Scumbags! - They ain't scumbags, they're car thieves, just like us. 201 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,200 There's Mrs. Magruder. You want to go for it? 202 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,100 Good gag. You pull this one a lot? 203 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,900 Only on women. Never fails. 204 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,900 Excuse me, Mrs. Magruder? 205 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000 I have something for you. 206 00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,500 How charming! 207 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,400 Motherfucker! 208 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,200 Lite, where are you? 209 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:24,100 Ruthside Peason, brokerage consultant. Millionaire, 6 payments behind. 210 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,100 I've never understood it. - What? 211 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:31,100 Millionaires never pay their bills. See you at the yard. 212 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:36,200 Let me get this one. - No, I'll do it. Mr. Peason has a permit for a pistol. 213 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:40,700 Hey! Give me that! - Don't underestimate me, ace. 214 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:52,800 Also, I would like them to be close to the window, 215 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,400 so I can sit in my car and watch them spin. 216 00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:00,900 So all you have to do is take your clothes out, and 217 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:03,600 put them in the machine over there. 218 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,200 Dh my god! 219 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,800 Dh my god! Stop! 220 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:26,400 Hey! Do you need a ride? 221 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,000 Hey, baby, need a ride? 222 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:37,700 Pick it up! 223 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:47,500 Pick it up! You know yourself that you were wrong. 224 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:51,300 Why were they in the middle of the street? - They weren't. 225 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:55,600 That's not the middle of the street, that's the corner. 226 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,900 Go on, you pick it up. - What? - You pick it up! 227 00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:07,200 No way! You still want a ride? - No I don't. 228 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,300 My name's Otto. - Leila. 229 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,300 Is this your car? - It's one of them. 230 00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:28,100 One of them? You think you're pretty slick, don't you? 231 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,800 I'll bet you're a used car salesman. 232 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,300 I am not. - You dress like one. 233 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:37,700 I'm a repo man. - What's that? 234 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:43,000 A repossessor. I take back cars from dildos who don't pay their bills. 235 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,700 Cool, huh? - No. 236 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,500 What are you doing? - Those men in the car next to us, don't look! 237 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,200 If they see me they'll kill me. 238 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,300 Really? Why? 239 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,200 What the hell are you doing? 240 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,700 What's going on? - Take a look at this. 241 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,300 Looks like sausage. 242 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:16,600 It isn't sausage, Otto. That's a picture of 4 dead aliens. 243 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:26,200 Laugh away! It'll be on the cover of every major paper in two days. 244 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,900 How do you know? - I'm part of a secret network. 245 00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:34,200 A scientist in our secret sect smuggled the corpses off an army base. 246 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:38,900 Now he's got them in the trunk of his car, a Chevy Malibu. 247 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,500 We've got to find him. 248 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:44,600 What will you do with them, put them on "Johnny Carson"? 249 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,200 Yes! We'll have a press conference and tell the world. 250 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,700 United Fruitcake Outlet. 251 00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:04,200 My door doesn't work. 252 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,200 No matter how appealing, do not let strange creatures into your house. 253 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:20,500 Strange creatures are on the increase, many seem adorable, but beware! 254 00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:22,700 We know not whence they came... 255 00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:26,300 Thanks for the ride. - Sure. 256 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:32,400 Do you want to go out with me again? 257 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,100 I don't know, I'm kind of busy, with the Malibu and all. 258 00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:42,600 Great. Terrific. Here's your shit! 259 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:48,400 What's your problem? Girls might like you if you lightened up a bit. 260 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:52,800 Fuck! Girls pay to go out with me. All right? 261 00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:56,600 Wanna get back in the car? 262 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,000 What, here? - Yeah. 263 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,400 Fuck the seat! 264 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,800 20,000 dollars for a Chevy Malibu? 265 00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:19,400 Who's "Double X Finance"? - Storefront operation. 266 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:21,700 But the money is in escrow. 267 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:26,400 Want me to notify the boys? 268 00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:30,900 E.T.s WILL LAND ANY DAY NOW 269 00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:34,100 No. I think I'll go out for a while. - Why? Are we out of beer? 270 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,900 Somebody has to work around here. 271 00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:41,700 Keep making me money, kid. - Fuck you. 272 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:46,000 We've been after this red devil for a long time. Just act natural. 273 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,300 Nobody knows if it's your car or not. Don't worry about that. 274 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:53,500 You give it a try. All right? 275 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,200 Better be fast if he finds us, boy. - Got it! 276 00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:14,600 Let's get out of here. 277 00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:23,400 Dh, man! 278 00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:32,500 Put your seatbelt on, boy! 279 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,700 I don't ride with anybody without a seatbelt. It's one of my rules. 280 00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:52,000 Put that gun down, boy. It ain't no toy. Shit! 281 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,300 I walk into someone's place of work. 282 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:04,400 They're shit scared. They know I'm not a cop. 283 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,300 They think I've come to kill them, and I would. 284 00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:12,800 I'd kill anybody who crosses me. You know what I mean? 285 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,900 Do you like music? - Sure. 286 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,000 Then you'll love this. 287 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:27,200 I was into these dudes before anybody. Partied with them all the time. 288 00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:32,100 Asked me to be their manager. I called bullshit on that. 289 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:38,900 Managing a pop group? That ain't a job for no man. 290 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,200 Did you read that book I gave you? - What book? 291 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:50,700 "Dioretix. The Science of Matter over Mind". 292 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:55,500 You better read it, and quick. That book will change your life. 293 00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:59,400 Found it in a Maserati in Beverly Hills. Know what I mean? 294 00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:03,700 Lots of people don't realize what's really going on. 295 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,600 They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. 296 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,500 They don't realize that there's this 297 00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:15,000 lattice of coincidence on top of everything. 298 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:18,800 I'll give you an example to show you what I mean: 299 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,700 Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. 300 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:29,600 Suddenly, somebody says: plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp. 301 00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:33,000 No point in looking for an explanation. 302 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:37,000 It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness. 303 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,400 Did you eat a lot of acid, back in the hippie days? 304 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,100 I'll give you another instance: 305 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:46,500 You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? 306 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,100 Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, 307 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:56,600 UFOs, how the Mayans invented TV, that kind of thing? 308 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:58,800 I don't read them books. 309 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,600 For me it's exactly the same. 310 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,800 There's no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine. 311 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:12,500 People get so hung up on specifics, they can't see the whole thing. 312 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:16,400 Take South America, for example: 313 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:21,100 There, thousands of people go missing each year. 314 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:27,400 Nobody knows where they go. They just disappear. 315 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:34,200 But if you think about it, you realize something: 316 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:39,200 There had to be a time when there was no people, right? - Yeah. 317 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,600 Well, where did all these people come from? 318 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,000 I'll tell you where: the future. 319 00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:51,900 Where did all these people disappear to? 320 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:55,400 The past? - That's right! And how did they get there? 321 00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:57,700 How the fuck do I know? 322 00:34:58,100 --> 00:35:00,200 Flying saucers. 323 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,700 Which are really... 324 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,700 yeah you got it... ... time machines. 325 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:15,000 I think a lot about this stuff. 326 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:21,700 I do my best thinking on the bus. That's how come I don't drive. 327 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:24,300 You don't even know how to drive. 328 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,900 I don't want to know how. See? 329 00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:31,000 The more you drive, 330 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:35,000 the less intelligent you are. 331 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,700 I think I saw one of those UFOs once. 332 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:49,200 It was really kind of scary, it was all these colored lights and sounds. 333 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:55,000 Sounds and lights like I've never heard before. It was really weird. 334 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:02,200 Bud? Do you think all repo men follow the code? 335 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,200 Of course. 336 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:11,500 A lot of fucked up cars come in, but mostly the customer's fucked them up. 337 00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:13,100 Assholes! 338 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:30,400 I'll give 1000 dollars for his Falcon. That's a bribe, Napoleon. 339 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,900 Who the hell is this? "Napoleon"? Who are you calling? 340 00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:37,700 A grand if you show me where his car is. 341 00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:40,300 Go fuck yourself, asshole! 342 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:41,800 Hello? 343 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,000 Prick! 344 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:50,200 64 Chevy Malibu. 20 grand. 345 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,400 I'm waiting! - We could buy 10 of them for that. 346 00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:59,100 Think you can find it now? - Why is this junk worth so much? What's in it? 347 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,000 Drugs? 348 00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:07,200 Los Hermanos Rodriguez don't approve of drugs. 349 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,800 Neither do I, but it's my birthday. 350 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,000 That motherfucker's still down there. 351 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:20,000 I don't care how long it takes, dildos! 352 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,200 A repo man's got all night, every night. 353 00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:38,700 Jesus Christ! 20,000 dollars! 354 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:46,900 Hi, this is Leila. Please leave your name, 355 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,600 number, and a brief message, and the time you called, at the beep. 356 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,200 And please try to be frank. 357 00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:58,000 Hey Leila. This is Otto, the guy who gave you the ride. 358 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,300 I heard something about that car. 359 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,900 Otto. Otto, stop! You wanted to tell me something. 360 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,200 What did you want to tell me? 361 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,900 Take off your clothes. 362 00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:35,800 I'm at work, Otto. - Yeah? Me too. 363 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,800 Your work is different than mine. - Says who? 364 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,700 What are you doing? Don't! 365 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,000 At least you could give me a blowjob. 366 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,300 I guess that means no. 367 00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:53,900 We have a cell meeting in two minutes time. 368 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,600 Thanks, Deadra. I'll be right there. 369 00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:09,200 That motherfucker thinks I don't know what's up, Lite. 370 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,800 As soon as I find that Chevy, I'm going indy. 371 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,300 I'm getting myself a tow truck, a couple of pit bulls and a yard. 372 00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:21,200 Sit around and watch everyone else work for a while. 373 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,700 You can't do that on 20 grand. - The hell I can't. 374 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:29,300 As long as you have good credit, and my credit is spotless. 375 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:35,100 Credit is a sacred trust. 376 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:38,200 It's what our free society is founded on. 377 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,900 Do you think they give a damn about bills in Russia? 378 00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:45,900 I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? 379 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,700 They don't pay bills in Russia. It's all free. 380 00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:52,700 All free? Free my ass! What are, you, a commie? 381 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:58,400 I'm no commie. - You better not be! I don't want no commies in my car. 382 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,800 No Christians either! 383 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,500 I'll deal with you later. I've got a customer to attend to. 384 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,800 You too. 385 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,600 Hi, I'm Kevin. Vacuum, sir? 386 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,400 Need a vacuum, sir? 387 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,300 Want me to check the trunk? 388 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:15,300 Excuse me? 389 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:26,700 Hi, I'm Kevin! - Hey, don't you remember me? I was here yesterday. 390 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:31,100 Listen.I think I left a book of matches off in your office. Can you go and check for me? 391 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,300 Sure thing. 392 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:37,700 Anything for you bitch. - You're beautiful. - I'll be right back. 393 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:57,600 What? 394 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:08,100 It's very simple, Mrs. Parks. 395 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:11,400 You don't want me to take it, and I don't want to. 396 00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:17,000 I said to my boss: Look, I don't want to repossess this lady's car. 397 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,900 I've been in the hospital, you see. - I understand. 398 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,800 But my job is really on the line over this one. 399 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,800 I'll see if I can borrow some money. - That's terrific. Terrific. 400 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:41,300 How was rehearsal, son? - Okay. Who's this? 401 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:46,400 This is Mr. Otto, deary. From the finance company. 402 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:51,200 He told me he isn't going to take the car this time, 403 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,900 even though he could. 404 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,300 Well... 405 00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:02,900 gotta get going. 406 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:19,200 Did you like the tea? 407 00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:21,900 The tea? 408 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,700 Yeah, it was terrific. 409 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,600 Thank you. - You're welcome. 410 00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:41,000 I gave you the money last week, and you didn't pay it. 411 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:45,300 I'm tired of giving you money, and you squandering it. 412 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,700 You all went out dancing somewhere. 413 00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:53,200 Next time, you better put the money on the car. You're working. 414 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:57,600 How come you didn't do it? What's wrong with you? 415 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,100 Hey, everything's cool! I like music too, man. 416 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,400 Some people ain't cut out to be a repo man. Why don't you smarten up? 417 00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,800 Fuck you, Plettschner! 418 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,100 Don't say fuck to me! Don't you know who I am? 419 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,900 You're Plettschner. - Damn right! Otto Plettschner. 420 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,700 3 times decorated in 2 world wars. I was killing people while you 421 00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,200 were in your dad's balls. 422 00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:16,800 Worked 5 years in a slaughterhouse and 10 years as prison guard. 423 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,800 So what? - "So what"? Never say "fuck you" to me, 424 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,900 because you haven't earned the rights yet. 425 00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:27,100 Hey kid, I need a contract driver. 426 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,500 See what I mean, punk? 427 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,900 Fuck you! - Fuck you! 428 00:45:37,100 --> 00:45:39,400 You scumbag! - Shut up, Plettschner. 429 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,100 Don't ever tell me to shut up. 430 00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:51,100 Shit! 431 00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:56,300 It's too hot in here, man. What the hell's going on? 432 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:02,400 That shit in the trunk must be melting. We better take a look. 433 00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:08,700 Get us 2 sodas. - As soon as I check the trunk. 434 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,300 We're just the mules. DK? Move it. 435 00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:54,200 "Helping Hand" - Marlene, we found the car. 436 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,700 Come on, guys! 437 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,400 Get the ladder! - Stop pushing, Duke! 438 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,200 My medication! Aw man! - Be cool, dude. We got more. 439 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,600 Let me help, Archie. 440 00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:15,400 Come on! 441 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:30,400 Well, that's not all. This car is hot. - What, stolen? 442 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:35,100 No, hot, really hot. We're sweating like pigs, man. 443 00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:38,900 Where is the car from? - Someplace... 444 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,000 ...Roswell, New Mexico. 445 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,000 Me, fight in a war? No way! 446 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:23,600 Nobody's got to do that shit. Not in this country. 447 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:28,800 A new ID don't cost no more than a pink slip. 448 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,600 Something wrong? 449 00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:35,900 You know, that Marlene, 450 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,200 she's pretty hot. 451 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:45,100 Otto, my man, I jumped on that action from day one. 452 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,700 I found out where she's coming from. 453 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,700 See you back at the yard. - Have fun. 454 00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:52,300 Holy shit! 455 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,500 Holy fucking shit! 456 00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:09,700 Lite! Open the door! 457 00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:12,900 There's a maniac in there. What are you doing? 458 00:50:13,300 --> 00:50:14,900 Open the door! 459 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,700 What are you doing? Open the door! 460 00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:24,700 You're still on the job, white boy. Get in the car. - Open the door, Lite! 461 00:50:26,100 --> 00:50:28,100 Get in the car! - Jesus Christ! 462 00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:46,800 You're crazy, Lite. 463 00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,900 You can't just shoot into peoples' houses. 464 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,900 Maybe you shot the guy. - So what if I did? 465 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,900 I don't know. I mean, that's pretty severe. 466 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,100 Jesus Christ! 467 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,900 Hey, blanks do the job too. 468 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:14,700 You repo men are all out to lunch. Let's get out of here. 469 00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:25,500 Hello? 470 00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:36,000 Is it you? This is Leila. Are you using a scrambler? 471 00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:40,000 I can't hear you, I'm using a scrambler. 472 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:46,800 Look out! - What? 473 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,600 Happy face! 474 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,600 You want a ride? 475 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,000 Help! 476 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,200 No! 477 00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:22,200 What do you want from me? - We ask the questions. 478 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:26,100 Are you going to torture me? - Torture you? What for? 479 00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:31,800 To find out what I know. I'd torture someone in a second. 480 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:37,500 Why are you after the Malibu? - Because of the aliens in the trunk. 481 00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:43,100 Illegal aliens? - No, silly, extraterrestrials. 482 00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:47,300 Ever thought about joining the CIA? - I have to ask my boyfriend. 483 00:52:47,700 --> 00:52:51,700 Otto Maddox, Male, White, 21... Correction: 18. 484 00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:58,200 What's going on? - The usual. 485 00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:01,500 Hi Marlene! How you doing, baby? 486 00:53:01,900 --> 00:53:05,000 Jesus, who done that to you? - Who done what? 487 00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:10,000 "Who done what", he says. Who did that to your face, kid? 488 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,500 Some dude. It doesn't matter. - Dh yes it does! 489 00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:15,000 Do something, Plettschner. Aren't you a cop? 490 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,000 I'm on my coffee break. 491 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:21,400 Repo man don't go running to the man. Repo man goes it alone. 492 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:22,900 Yessireebob! 493 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:27,100 Just like John Wayne. - Damn right! What's wrong with that? 494 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:32,100 Greatest American that ever lived. - John Wayne was a fag. - What? 495 00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:35,500 What? - John Wayne was a fag. 496 00:53:35,900 --> 00:53:38,000 The hell he was! 497 00:53:38,900 --> 00:53:41,100 He was too, boys. 498 00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:45,100 I installed 2-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood. 499 00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:47,500 And he came to the door in a dress. 500 00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:52,400 You're nuts. - That doesn't mean he was a homo, Miller. 501 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:57,000 A lot of straight guys like to watch their buddies fuck. I know I do. 502 00:53:57,700 --> 00:54:00,300 - Don't you? - I sure do. 503 00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:03,500 Fuck John Wayne! Tell us his name, you little pussy! 504 00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:05,900 Piss off, ass-wipes. 505 00:54:07,100 --> 00:54:09,900 You bastards! - Easy! 506 00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:12,500 The guy's head is hurt. 507 00:54:12,900 --> 00:54:15,300 You're taking this too personal, son. 508 00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:19,100 The thing is, a repo man got beat up in the line of duty. 509 00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:21,700 It doesn't matter that it was you. 510 00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:26,300 What really matters, is that the guy pays the price. 511 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,600 Now stop being selfish, and tell us his name. 512 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:31,200 Come on! 513 00:54:32,300 --> 00:54:33,500 Bastard! 514 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,500 All right! 515 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,000 DK, his name was... 516 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,200 Mr. Humphries? - Yes? 517 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,800 Yes, I'm Mr. Humphries. What do you want? 518 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:02,400 ...U.S. planes napalmed refugee camps in southern Mexico. He explained that 519 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,400 the camps were really guerrilla bases. 520 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,700 In Guatemala, shots were fired at the U.S. embassy... 521 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:16,500 "Helping Hand", Marlene speaking. - Hello, is Otto there? 522 00:55:17,300 --> 00:55:20,100 It's for you. A girl. 523 00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:27,400 Hi Otto? It's Leila. 524 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:31,500 Leila who? 525 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,200 Can't believe I once liked these guys. - Listen to me! 526 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:08,900 For the sake of future generations, please tell us everything you know. 527 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,600 Sure, I need another drink. 528 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:16,200 These aliens aren't even on ice, they could be starting to decay. 529 00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:18,600 We've got to find them. 530 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,200 Well, well, well! 531 00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:27,000 If it ain't the repo man. - You look like shit, wanker. 532 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,700 Duke, Debbi, Archie, 533 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,600 meet Leila and her weird friend. 534 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,200 How you doing, asshole? 535 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,500 How come you don't hang out with your friends anymore? - What friends? 536 00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:46,000 Want some ludes, dude? 537 00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:51,900 I really love you. 538 00:56:52,300 --> 00:56:56,700 Because you always visited me when I was in juvie. 539 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,800 I was busy. I told you I was working. 540 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:00,800 Wow, a metal hand! 541 00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:02,500 Cool! 542 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,100 Can we feel it? 543 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:25,200 Fuck this! Let's go do some crimes. 544 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,700 Nice friends you got there, Otto 545 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,500 Thanks, I made them myself. 546 00:57:40,900 --> 00:57:45,600 Hey, what the fuck are you doing with our car? - Your car? 547 00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:51,500 Are you sure? This looks like my car. 548 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,500 Are there pecan pies in the back? - Not any more. We ate them. 549 00:57:55,900 --> 00:57:59,700 Shut up, Archie. - You shut up. - You're still here? 550 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,700 My car looks just like this. 551 00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:05,900 But this is yours, your car? 552 00:58:06,300 --> 00:58:08,900 Yeah, 4 eyes. - Of course... 553 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,700 What's in the trunk? - What do you mean? 554 00:58:13,100 --> 00:58:17,100 You don't even know what's in your own trunk. You know what? 555 00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:20,000 I think you're afraid to find out. 556 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:21,500 Kill him! 557 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:26,100 I ain't afraid of nothing, see? - I don't blame you for being afraid. 558 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:30,500 I said, I ain't afraid of nothing. I kill people like you. 559 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,200 Dh well, I guess you're right. 560 00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,100 It's better not to look. 561 00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:43,000 Beautiful evening. You can almost see the stars. 562 00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:45,700 Dh shut up! 563 00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:48,400 He's going to open it. 564 00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:52,800 Come on, Duke! - The thing is hot! 565 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,800 Look, we don't have all night. 566 00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:13,300 Close it, Duke! No! 567 00:59:16,900 --> 00:59:19,500 Dukie Wookie hurt his wittle hand. 568 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,000 Fuck you, Archie! 569 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,800 Just for that, you're not in the gang. - I'm taking over now. 570 00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:27,200 Dh, leave it! - King Archie! 571 00:59:27,700 --> 00:59:29,600 The Invincible! - Shut up, Archie! 572 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:33,800 Watch this! 573 00:59:38,900 --> 00:59:39,900 Dh dear! 574 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:44,200 What a shame! - Come on, Duke, let's go do those crimes. 575 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:51,900 Yeah. Let's get sushi... and not pay. 576 01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:09,900 Hey buddy! 577 01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:13,400 Special deputies, pull over! 578 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,100 Special deputies, pull over! 579 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:21,000 So the farmer says the ice broke and he fell in... 580 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:26,200 Look at these people, there's one person in each car. 581 01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:30,900 The city wants us to carpool, but nobody gives a shit. 582 01:00:31,300 --> 01:00:36,400 If people carpool, we'd be out of work. - Bullshit! 583 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,500 "Why has that pig got a wooden leg?" 584 01:00:41,100 --> 01:00:44,400 "Well," said the farmer, "about 3 months ago... " 585 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,900 Look at that car! 586 01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:50,300 Hey, Budsky, there's your girlfriend. 587 01:00:51,300 --> 01:00:53,200 The Rodriguez Brothers! 588 01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:56,900 We got the whole team here tonight, let's settle this for good. 589 01:00:57,300 --> 01:01:00,000 Let's do it! - Pull over! 590 01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:03,100 Shit, it's Bud! 591 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,100 Don't lose him! 592 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,800 Take it easy. Stop the car! 593 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:49,800 Motherfucker, come on! What are you waiting for? 594 01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:52,800 Motherfucker! I kick your fucking ass! Come on! 595 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,500 Come on! What'll you do with that bat? 596 01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:02,500 You bad, Bud! This is going to cost you plenty! - What do you mean? 597 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,900 How's your neck, Napoleon? - Dh, my neck. Yeah. Dh shit! 598 01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:09,500 I think I got whiplash! 599 01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:15,200 Besides, this isn't a repo car. - Bullshit! I got the papers on it. 600 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:20,000 We paid it off. See, this is our favorite car. 601 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,500 That's right! You got insurance? 602 01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:31,900 Come on, cocksucker! Whose side are you on? 603 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,500 Let me loose, God damn it! 604 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:46,300 Shit! This is bullshit, Oly! 605 01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:50,300 Yeah, that's what I said when the marshal woke me at 4 in the morning. 606 01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:52,800 Unfortunately, it's a summons. 607 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,900 You should have refused it. - Have you read it? 608 01:02:57,300 --> 01:03:00,900 The Rodriguez Brothers are suing us for malicious damage, medical expenses 609 01:03:01,300 --> 01:03:05,300 and harassment, for a car they own. - The Rodriguez Brothers are... 610 01:03:05,700 --> 01:03:09,300 you believe the Rodriguez Brothers? They're a couple of scumbags! 611 01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:12,900 I know, but we need to sit down and get our stories straight. 612 01:03:13,300 --> 01:03:17,300 You're taking their word over mine! - I was there, remember? 613 01:03:19,100 --> 01:03:22,200 Go home. Take the rest of the week off. 614 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:25,800 The rest...? I can't take the... 615 01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:32,300 Dh I get it, so that you can get the 20,000 dollars for the Malibu. 616 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:36,500 Make it a fucking month! - Well, fuck you. 617 01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:42,500 On second thought, don't bother coming back at all. 618 01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:48,000 Great! I'll come back to get my stuff when the place don't stink so bad. 619 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,300 Shut up! 620 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:06,300 Fucking trash! I wonder how much they owe? 621 01:04:06,700 --> 01:04:11,200 Most of them are on the run, not even using their social security numbers. 622 01:04:11,700 --> 01:04:14,600 If there was only a way to make them pay... 623 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,800 Jesus, Bud, they're winos! They don't have money. 624 01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:23,700 Would they be bums if they did? - Do you want out? 625 01:04:24,100 --> 01:04:26,300 No! - What's the matter with you? 626 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:29,600 Don't you like your job anymore? 627 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:34,900 I feel like we're not communicating anymore. 628 01:04:35,300 --> 01:04:40,100 When we first started out, I thought I could teach you something. 629 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:42,100 Answer me! 630 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:14,300 I'm picking up the dead body. I've got my hands around it. 631 01:05:15,100 --> 01:05:18,900 I'm carrying his limp torso to the truck. 632 01:05:19,300 --> 01:05:23,900 He feels like he's been dead only a little while. 633 01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:08,400 Do you ever feel as if your mind had started to erode? 634 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:10,800 No. 635 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:14,600 Ever been to Utah? 636 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:20,700 Sir, I represent the "Helping Hand Acceptance Corporation. " 637 01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:24,100 Radiation, yes indeed! 638 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:28,000 You hear the most outrageous lies about it. 639 01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:33,200 Half-baked, goggle-boxed do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. 640 01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:40,000 Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand 100 chest x-rays a year. 641 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,300 They should have them too. 642 01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:45,700 When they cancelled the project, it almost did me in. 643 01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:49,900 One day my mind was ready to burst, the next day, nothing! 644 01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,900 Swept away. 645 01:07:53,900 --> 01:07:58,300 But I showed them. I had a lobotomy in the end. 646 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:02,100 Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies? 647 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:06,200 Not at all. A friend of mine had one. 648 01:08:06,700 --> 01:08:11,500 Designer of the neutron bomb. Ever heard of the neutron bomb? 649 01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:15,900 Destroys people, leaves buildings standing. 650 01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:21,400 Fits in a suitcase so small, no one knows it's there, until: blam! 651 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:27,000 Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. 652 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:32,700 It's so immoral working on it, it can drive you mad. 653 01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:36,900 That happened to a friend of mine, so he had a lobotomy. 654 01:08:38,100 --> 01:08:40,300 Now he's well again. 655 01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:46,800 What kind of car does he drive? 656 01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:48,900 Chevy Malibu. 657 01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:53,800 This is really a nice old car. Why don't you let me drive? 658 01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:56,400 What do you mean? 659 01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:00,700 I don't know... I mean... don't you feel funny? 660 01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:04,200 Why should I feel funny? 661 01:09:05,100 --> 01:09:07,400 The two hemispheres are fundamentally at odds. 662 01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,300 Hemisphere, hemisphere. 663 01:09:10,700 --> 01:09:13,700 It's strange, I do feel funny... 664 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:48,300 PARTY AT MILLERS CU THERE! 665 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,600 Here's the young new waver we've all heard so much about. 666 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,900 My old man used to have a Mohawk. 667 01:10:58,300 --> 01:11:00,400 He was in the service then. 668 01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:04,700 He was such a monster, I used to have to tell him no. 669 01:11:05,100 --> 01:11:09,800 My old man was the same, until we got married. 670 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,100 Hey Oly, your wife's all over Otto. 671 01:11:12,700 --> 01:11:15,700 Like flies on shit. 672 01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:20,100 Have you seen Bud? - Who? 673 01:11:57,600 --> 01:11:59,800 Hey Ace, wait up. 674 01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:06,100 You want to talk about it? - Talk about what? 675 01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:11,300 Why are you so mad at me? - I'm not mad at you. 676 01:12:11,700 --> 01:12:14,400 I'm not. - All right. DK. 677 01:12:15,300 --> 01:12:17,400 Debbi? - What? 678 01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:21,500 I've been thinking. 679 01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:25,200 Now that we got some money, 680 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:27,700 and Archie's gone... 681 01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:32,700 don't you think it's time we settled down? 682 01:12:34,300 --> 01:12:36,300 Get a little house? 683 01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:40,900 I want you to have my baby. - Why? 684 01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:44,700 I don't know. 685 01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:47,900 Everybody does it. 686 01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:51,800 And it just seems like the thing to do. 687 01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,800 Asshole. 688 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:58,900 Let's do the job! 689 01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:08,100 Duke! Debbi! What are you doing here? 690 01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:11,000 What's it look like, Ace? - Against the wall! 691 01:13:12,700 --> 01:13:16,300 I'll kill him! I kill everybody! 692 01:13:17,300 --> 01:13:18,300 Drop it, motherfucker! 693 01:13:27,300 --> 01:13:28,300 Shit! 694 01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:04,200 Is it too late to get romantically involved? 695 01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,600 A little. 696 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:10,400 Wait! Stick with me, and I'll make you a repo wife. 697 01:14:10,900 --> 01:14:12,900 Bullocks! 698 01:14:15,700 --> 01:14:16,800 Here! 699 01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:38,200 I'm here, man. 700 01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:41,300 The lights are growing dim. 701 01:14:44,100 --> 01:14:48,600 I know a life of crime led me to this sorry fate... 702 01:14:49,100 --> 01:14:53,500 And yet, I blame society. 703 01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:58,100 Society made me what I am. 704 01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:04,900 Bullshit! You're a white suburban punk, just like me. 705 01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:09,500 But it still hurts. 706 01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:18,000 You're gonna be all right. 707 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,400 Maybe not. 708 01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:35,100 He's dead all right. - No doubt. - A goner. - Man. 709 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:39,000 Booth's setting him on fire. 710 01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:55,000 The car! 711 01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:58,000 The Chevy Malibu! Where's the car? 712 01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:01,800 You better stay out of this. - Why? - It's none of your business. 713 01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:06,500 You want to be a hero? I'd rather be a chicken man. - A what? 714 01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:10,700 A chicken man. Did you ever see a farmer's wife? 715 01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:12,900 Let go of me! 716 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:14,500 It's peaceful, man. 717 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,700 The Malibu! 718 01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:23,200 Let's go! 719 01:16:23,700 --> 01:16:28,100 No, wait. My car's gone, and we're going to get to the bottom of this. 720 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:30,700 Like hell we are. 721 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:32,800 Not in my face! 722 01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:34,800 Freeze, Marlene! 723 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,900 My face! - Over my dead body. 724 01:16:39,300 --> 01:16:42,800 If that's how you want it. - Come and get me. Come on! 725 01:16:43,300 --> 01:16:46,600 I've been wanting to for a long time. - Come on. 726 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,600 Come on, if you're man enough. - Hey Plettsch! 727 01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:52,500 Coffee break! 728 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:12,100 Good evening, Otto. This is Agent Rogersz. 729 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,400 I'm going to ask you a few questions. 730 01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:20,500 Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you. 731 01:17:21,100 --> 01:17:24,000 But I want you to know, it isn't personal. 732 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:29,500 This isn't really necessary. I'll tell you anything you want to know. 733 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,700 Good. Where is the Malibu? - I don't know. 734 01:17:34,700 --> 01:17:37,000 Somebody ripped it from the yard. 735 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:43,900 I don't think he knows. - Increase the voltage! 736 01:17:44,300 --> 01:17:49,600 But what if he's innocent? - No one is innocent. Proceed. 737 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:59,700 Look at them. High heels, hairnets, ridiculous trench coats, 738 01:18:00,100 --> 01:18:01,400 how pathetic! 739 01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:05,900 Agent Rogersz, they're getting away! - It's all part of the plan. 740 01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:25,900 Otto, pull yourself together. 741 01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:28,600 Marlene! 742 01:18:29,700 --> 01:18:32,900 What's going on? - We're going to the hospital. 743 01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:39,000 Dr. Benway to surgery. 744 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:47,600 Hey, I know you! You're the one who ran into my trash. 745 01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:50,000 Shh yourself! 746 01:18:54,900 --> 01:18:59,500 Visiting hours are now over. Thank you. 747 01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:05,200 Out of order. Take the stairs. 748 01:19:15,100 --> 01:19:17,600 Mr. Lee: 749 01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:21,900 Mr. Lee: Please return the scalpel, Mr. Lee. 750 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:40,100 Let me see that. All wrong! Do it over. 751 01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:44,500 ...and they won't pick it up. - Isn't it a shame? 752 01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:51,600 It comes to something when they expect you to pick it up. 753 01:19:52,100 --> 01:19:56,400 How are you doing? - Ask him about the Malibu. 754 01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:58,800 About that night, 755 01:20:00,900 --> 01:20:06,100 I'm sorry I split. I should have stayed with you. 756 01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:10,800 But when I was a kid, I had this set of big wheels... 757 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:15,000 Please, quiet in the stairwell. 758 01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:32,400 A very sad and unchristian thing just happened. 759 01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:34,800 A sweet old lady's car was stolen, 760 01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:36,700 a Chevy Malibu. 761 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:42,300 Brothers and sisters please, if you've seen this car, 762 01:20:42,700 --> 01:20:44,700 call this toll-free number. 763 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,900 Shit. - Praise the Lord! 764 01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:50,800 Go, go! 765 01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:54,000 Come on! 766 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,100 Let's go! 767 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:39,800 Don't shoot! All right! 768 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,000 Chickenshits! 769 01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:45,700 Where's the Malibu? 770 01:21:46,900 --> 01:21:49,300 Don't even ask, because I don't know. 771 01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:53,100 I don't have it, neither does Marlene, nor you or your crazy friends. 772 01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:55,400 So that leaves... 773 01:21:57,500 --> 01:22:01,100 Where is he? - Where the fuck is he? - He is risen. Holy... 774 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,900 Later! - Bye bye! 775 01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:42,800 Here's another weird one: apparently, a hail of ice cubes is coming down 776 01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:47,700 south of downtown. Scientists are at a loss to explain... 777 01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:22,100 Some weird fucking shit, eh? 778 01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:27,600 What's going on? - Shit! 779 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:32,800 11 years of repoing cars, and what have I got? Shit! 780 01:23:33,900 --> 01:23:38,600 Bud, listen: You're sitting in a car worth 20,000 dollars. 781 01:23:39,100 --> 01:23:42,500 Look, we turn it in and split the money, 60-40, you and me. 782 01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:47,000 Who gets the 60, kid? 783 01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,800 Well, I thought, since I found the car first, that... 784 01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:53,800 that you'd get it. 785 01:23:57,300 --> 01:24:01,200 Get away from the car. This is your only warning. 786 01:24:01,700 --> 01:24:03,500 We got problems, man! 787 01:24:10,300 --> 01:24:12,000 No, no no no! Wait! 788 01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:17,500 Stop fucking around! Only assholes get killed for a car. 789 01:24:18,100 --> 01:24:20,100 You calling me an asshole, punk? 790 01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:23,900 I sure am. - Come and get me, copper! 791 01:24:24,300 --> 01:24:27,400 I'm well-armed, and I know where you live. 792 01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:34,900 Son of a bitch! - I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. 793 01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:42,800 Come on, you popsicles, let's get that car! 794 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,300 Hey Oly, there's Bud! 795 01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:54,000 We'll drive it off a cliff. - I have the car papers. Beer anyone? 796 01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:57,400 Hey, Bud, want a beer? - No, a cigarette. 797 01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:00,600 No beer is needed here. 798 01:25:02,100 --> 01:25:06,700 I'm touching the car. I'm encountering a strange, 799 01:25:07,100 --> 01:25:11,200 eerie kind of forcefield. I don't know what it is. It's... 800 01:25:22,300 --> 01:25:23,900 Go on, you popsicles! 801 01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:28,000 I'm having the same feeling... 802 01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:41,900 I love this job. - Linear and inverse vectors merge in zero. 803 01:25:42,300 --> 01:25:44,300 This way, your Holiness! 804 01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:56,200 It's more than a job, it's... it's a calling. 805 01:25:56,700 --> 01:26:01,800 Critical mass is at zero... - Why, you could say it's spiritual. 806 01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:08,800 Holy sheepshit! 807 01:26:14,700 --> 01:26:16,800 Get back, get back! 808 01:26:23,900 --> 01:26:26,100 Get in there, or you don't get paid! 809 01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:29,500 Have you read this book? "Dioretix"? 810 01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:31,900 Chapter 7, verse 3. - I've got it marked. 811 01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:44,800 Miller, what are you doing? - I'm going for a little spin. 812 01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:47,700 But you don't know how to drive? 813 01:26:57,800 --> 01:26:59,900 Otto, don't go! 814 01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:03,200 What about our relationship? 815 01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:05,300 What? 816 01:27:06,900 --> 01:27:09,600 What about our relationship? 817 01:27:09,900 --> 01:27:11,400 Fuck that. 818 01:27:12,700 --> 01:27:13,900 You shithead! 819 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:18,500 I'm glad I tortured you. I'm supposed to be in that car! 820 01:27:50,100 --> 01:27:52,200 Best goddamned car in the yard. 821 01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:26,100 Wow! This is intense! 822 01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:29,200 The life of a repo man is always intense.