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(typewriter clacking)
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(bell dings)
(slides carriage return)
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(acoustic guitar playing)
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(slow music playing)
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Charlie: Dear friend,
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I am writing to you
because she said you listen
and understand.
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And didn't try to sleep
with that person
at that party
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Even though you could have.
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Please, don't try
to figure out who I am.
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I don't want you to do tha.
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I just need to know
that people like you exist.
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Like, if you met me
you wouldn't
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Think I was the weird kid
who spent time
in the hospital.
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And I wouldn't
make you nervous.
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I hope it's okay
for me to think that.
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You see, I haven't
really talked to anyone
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Outside of my family
all summer.
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But tomorrow is my first dy
of high school ever.
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And I need to
turn things around.
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So I have a plan.
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As I enter the school
for the first time,
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I will visualize
what it will be like
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On the last day
of my senior year.
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Unfortunately,
I counted and that's...
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(bell ringing)
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Hop, freshman toads!
Hop! Let's move it!
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Charlie: 1385 days from now.
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Boy: We worked out
all summer.
Rock hard!
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Hey, you know what?
Why don't you guys
get a room?
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Just 1385 days.
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In the meantime, I'd hopd
that my sister candace
and her boyfriend derek
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Would have let me eat lunch
with their earth club.
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Seniors only.
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What are you doing
with that plastic spork?
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I don't wanna
bring back silverware.
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Derek, you're earth club
treasurer. Come on!
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When my sister said "no,"
I thought
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Maybe my old friend susan
would wanna
have lunch with me.
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In middle school,
susan was very fun
to be around,
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But now she doesn't
like to say "hi"
to me anymore.
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Before my older brother
went to play football
for penn state,
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He and brad played togethe,
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So I thought maybe
he'd say "hi" to me.
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But brad's a senior.
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And I'm me.
So who am I kidding?
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On the bright side,
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One senior decided
to make fun of the teachr
instead of the freshmen.
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He even drew
on mr. Callahan's
legendary goatee
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With a grease pencil.
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(students laughing)
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The prick punch
is not a toy.
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I learned that back
in 'nam in '68.
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"callahan," sergeant said,
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"you put down
that prick punch...
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"you go kill some gooks."
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And you know what happened?
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That prick punch
killed my best friend
in a saigon whorehouse.
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(sighs) I heard you
were gonna be in my class.
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Are you proud
to be a senior
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Having to take freshman shop,
patty-cakes?
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Look, my name is patrick.
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Either you call me patrick
or you call me nothing.
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Okay... Nothing.
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Charlie: I felt really
bad for patrick.
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He wasn't doing
the impersonation
to be mean or anything.
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He was just trying
to make us freshmen
feel better.
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Nothing, why don't
you read first?
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All right. "chapter one.
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"surviving your
fascist shop teacher,
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"who needs to
put kids down to feel big."
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Oh, wow,
this is useful, guys.
We should read on.
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My last class of the day
is advanced english,
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And I'm really excited
to finally learn
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With the smartest kids
in the school.
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Nice trapper keeper, faggot.
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Believe it or not,
she's gotten straight as
since kindergarten.
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Shh!
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I'm mr. Anderson.
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I'm gonna be your teacher
for freshman english.
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This semester
we're gonna learn about
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Harper lee's
to kill a mockingbird.
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Genius book.
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Now who'd like to get out
of the first pop quiz?
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I'm shocked. All right.
Well, you can skip the quiz
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If you tell me which author
invented the paperback book.
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Anyone?
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He was british.
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He also invented the serial.
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In fact, at the end of
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The third chapter
of his first novel,
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He had a man hanging from
a cliff by his fingernails.
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Hence the term
"cliffhanger."
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Anybody?
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Yeah?
Shakespeare.
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That's a great guess, but no.
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Shakespeare didn't
write novels.
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Anybody else?
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Hmm?
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The author...
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...Was charles dickens.
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However, if you and I had
gone to a shakespeare play,
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It would have cost us
four pennies.
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Can you imagine that?
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We would have put those
pennies in a metal box.
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The ushers would
lock it in the office.
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And that's where
we get the term...
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Cash register.
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(students calling out guesses)
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Office max.
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Except the final term paper
if you get it right.
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Box office.
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(students sighing
with disappointment)
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(bell ringing)
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You should learn
to participate.
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Why didn't you
raise your hand?
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They call you
the "teacher's pet"?
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"freak"? That kinda thing?
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I used to get "spaz."
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I mean, come on, "spaz"?
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You know, I heard
you had a tough time
last year.
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But they say
if you make one friend
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On your first day,
you're doing okay.
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Thank you, sir,
but if my english teacher
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Is the only friend
I make today,
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That would be
sorta depressing.
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Yeah, I can see that.
(chuckles)
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Don't worry,
mr. Anderson, I'm okay.
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Thanks.
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(bell ringing)
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I would happily
not take shop...
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Hey, freshman toad.
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Charlie: Well, I have
1384 days to go.
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Just so I say it to someon,
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High school is even worse
than middle school.
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If my parents
ask me about it,
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I probably won't
tell them the truth,
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To worry that
I might get bad again.
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If my aunt helen
were still here,
I could talk to her
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And I know
she would understand
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How I'm both happy and sad.
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And I'm still trying
to figure out how
that could be.
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I just hope
I make a friend soon.
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Love always, charlie.
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Mother: Charlie? Come on.
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Mmm.
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This chicken paprikash
is delicious.
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Mother: Thank you, derek.
It's charlie's favorite.
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He was a little nervous about
starting high school today
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So I made it for him.
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Feel a little silly
about being nervous
now, huh, champ?
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Yes, sir. I sure do.
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I told you,
just give 'em a smile
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And be yourself.
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That's how you...
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Both: Make friends
in the real world.
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You're cruisin'
for a bruisin'.
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Freshman year
is tough, but
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You really find yourself.
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Thanks, derek.
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You could have been
a little nicer to derek.
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I'm sorry, the kid's a pussy.
I can't stand him.
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I really hope you love
the mix tape I made.
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I do.
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Derek: The cover
is hand-painted.
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Candace: Oh, wow.
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(candace sighs)
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Hey, charlie, you want this?
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Are you sure?
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(whispering)
he gives me one every week.
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Derek: Hey, babe.
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This next one
might be a little sad
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But it reminded me
of your eyes.
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(soft alternative
rock playing)
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Did you already
do the term paper on
to kill a mockingbird?
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No.
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(soft music continues)
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(cheerleaders cheering)
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(blows whistle)
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(crowd cheering)
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Let's go, devils!
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(cheering)
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Patrick: Right.
Come on, offense!
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Hey, nothing.
Hey, nothing.
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Oh, suck it,
virginity pledges.
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Suck it.
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Oh, you're in
trouble now, jaguars!
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Hey, patrick.
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Hey. You're in
my shop class, right?
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How's your clock coming?
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My dad's building it for me.
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Yeah. Mine looks
like a boat.
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You wanna sit over here
or are you waiting
for your friends?
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No, no, no, I'll sit.
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Thanks for not calling me
nothing by the way.
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It's an endless nightmare.
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And these assholes,
they actually think
they're being original.
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So do you like football?
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Love it. Love football.
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Maybe you know
my brother then.
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Hey, sam.
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Question. Could the bathrooms
here be more disgusting?
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Yes. They call it
the men's room.
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(laughs)
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Oh. So I finally
got hold of bob.
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Patrick: Party tonight?
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He's still trying to shag
that waitress from
the olive garden.
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Ah! He's never
tossing that salad.
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Come on!
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Sam: Patrick.
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Yeah?
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Who's this?
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This is...
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Charlie kelmeckis.
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Patrick: Kelmeckis?
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No shit? Your sister's dating
ponytail derek. Isn't she?
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God.
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Is that what they call him?
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Would you leave
ponytail derek alone?
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You put the "ass"
in "class," patrick.
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I try. Sam, I try.
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It's nice to
meet you, charlie.
I'm sam.
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So, sam, what's the plan?
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Are we going to
mary elizabeth's tonight?
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Nope. She got caught
watering down
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Her parents' brandy
with ice tea.
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Ugh!
Let's just go to kings.
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All right. We're goin'
to kings
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After the game
if you wanna come.
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(all cheering)
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Sam: Do you have
a favorite band?
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Well, I think
the smiths are my favorite.
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Are you kidding?
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I love the smiths.
Best breakup band ever.
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Asleep.It's from
louder than bombs.
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I heard it on
ponytail derek's mix tape.
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Oh, that works
on so many levels.
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I can make you guys
a copy if you want.
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What about eides?
You love eides, right?
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Yeah, of course.
They're great.
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Not a band, charlie.
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It's a record store downtown.
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Things sound
so much better on vinyl.
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You know,
I used to be popular
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Before sam got me
some good music.
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So you be careful.
She'll ruin
your life forever.
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That's okay.
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Hey, nothing.
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Hey, nothing.
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Patrick: Let it go! Jesus!
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It's an antique joke.
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It's over.
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So what are you
gonna do when you
get outta this place?
254
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,341
Well, my aunt helen said
I should be a writer,
255
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,609
But I don't know
what I'd write about.
256
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,477
You could write about us.
257
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:10,148
Yeah! Call it
slut and the falcon.
258
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,616
Make us solve crimes.
259
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:14,219
You guys seem
really happy together.
260
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,420
How long have you been
boyfriend and girlfriend?
261
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,456
(both laughing)
262
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,291
He's not my boyfriend.
263
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,626
He's my stepbrother.
264
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,128
My mom finally
left my worthless dad
265
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,431
And married his nice dad
when we moved here.
266
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,399
But she's not
bitter or anything.
Make no mistake.
267
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,601
Absolutely not.
268
00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:32,470
Charlie, I'm not a bulimic.
269
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,205
I'm a bulim-ist.
270
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,074
I'm sorry, I don't
know what that is.
271
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,109
She just really
believes in bulimia.
272
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,377
I love bulimia!
273
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,885
Hey. Thanks for
paying, charlie.
274
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,053
Charlie: Oh, no problem.
Thank you guys for the ride.
275
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,389
Maybe I'll see you
around in school?
276
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,558
God, would you turn it down?
You're gonna make us deaf.
277
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,526
So be it.
It's rock and roll.
278
00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:57,629
Bye, charlie!
279
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:58,997
Bye, charlie.
280
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,064
Okay, bye.
281
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,041
(arguing faintly)
282
00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,177
Candace: Your mom says,
283
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,580
Derek: Shh! Shh!
"don't go to columbia!"
284
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,548
Do you always want to be
a mama's boy, derek?
285
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,250
I am not a mama's boy!
286
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,019
You are, because
every single time I go
to your house...
287
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,320
Every single time!
288
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,955
Derek: (yelling)
shut up, candace!
289
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,556
You just stand there
like a little bitch dog.
290
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,191
(candace gasps)
291
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,359
No, charlie.
292
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,361
Charlie, just go,
I can handle it.
293
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,597
Just don't wake up
mom and dad.
294
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,061
Mother: Hey! Look who's here.
295
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,464
(all clapping)
welcome home, aunt helen.
296
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,566
Aww! Look at you guys.
297
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,235
Dressed so nice.
298
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,145
Charlie: Hey, candace...
299
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,148
What are you doing?
300
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:28,619
Look, I egged him on.
301
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,687
You saw it.
302
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,622
He's never hit me before
303
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,425
And I promise you,
he will never hit me again.
304
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,194
Like aunt helen's
boyfriends?
305
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:43,134
Charlie, this is
ponytail derek.
306
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,470
I can handle him.
307
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:54,379
(whispering)
please, don't tell
mom and dad.
308
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,691
(slow dance music playing)
309
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,414
('80s pop music playing)
310
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,488
Oh my god,
they're playing good music!
311
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,525
Holy shit! They are!
They're playing good music.
312
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,759
Sam: Living room routine.
313
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,128
Living room routine.
314
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,329
Sam: Yes.
Patrick: Yes!
315
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,198
Patrick: Excuse us.
Excuse me. Pardon.
316
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,733
Sam: Sorry.
317
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,169
Patrick: Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
318
00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:58,803
Patrick: Oh!
319
00:18:58,805 --> 00:18:59,871
Sam: Oh!
320
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,629
Sam: God, it's freezing!
321
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,330
Patrick: But you wore
that toasty costume.
322
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,331
It's not like
it's cute or original,
323
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,666
You'd hope it would be warm.
324
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,635
Yeah, piss off,
tennessee tuxedo.
325
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,703
(stammering) are you sure
it's okay that I come?
326
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,172
Yeah, of course.
327
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,806
Just remember, charlie,
bob's not paranoid.
328
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,475
He's sensitive.
329
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,443
Sam!
330
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:42,513
That waitress
from the olive garden,
she was such a tease.
331
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,681
(sam sighs)
patrick: Oh.
332
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,949
Will you marry me?
333
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,617
Only with
patrick's blessing.
334
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,452
Patrick?
335
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,655
You are a hopeless stoner
who attends
the culinary institute.
336
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,824
I'm gonna say "no" on that,
but nice try. Charlie.
337
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,860
Oh, touche.
338
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,362
(rock music playing)
339
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:07,205
So, charlie.
This is a party.
340
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,482
This is what fun looks like.
341
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,386
Are you ready to meet
some desperate women?
342
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,821
Here, have a seat.
343
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:24,922
Hey, ladies.
344
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,425
Meet charlie.
345
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,628
Hi.
Meet ladies.
346
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,696
Mary elizabeth.
347
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:32,797
Alice.
348
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,265
Nice to meet you.
349
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,967
Patrick: This is
charlie's first party ever.
350
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:40,571
So I expect nice,
meaningful, heartfelt
blowjobs from both of you.
351
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,806
Mary elizabeth:
Patrick, you're such a dick.
352
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,374
Patrick: Where the hell
did you go?
353
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,542
The dance
was a little boring,
don't you think?
354
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,310
You are so selfish.
355
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,012
We looked everywhere for you.
You could have told someone.
356
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,880
Mary elizabeth:
Cry me a river.
357
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,950
How is it that
you've got meaner since
becoming a buddhist?
358
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,652
Just lucky, I guess.
359
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,853
No, you're doing
something wrong, I think.
360
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,421
Mmm. Or something
very right.
361
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,724
Yeah, well...
Sam: Hey!
362
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:00,725
Look who's here.
363
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:04,862
Is that brad hays?
364
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,864
Yeah. He comes
here sometimes.
365
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,866
But he's a popular kid.
366
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:09,867
Hmm.
Then what are we?
367
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,739
Oh, charlie! You look like
you could use a brownie.
368
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,308
Thank you.
369
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:20,344
I was so hungry at the dance.
I was gonna go to kings
370
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:21,912
But didn't really
have any time.
371
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:23,547
Thanks.
372
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,463
Have you guys
felt this carpet?
373
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,899
This carpet feels
so darn good.
374
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,501
(both girls giggling)
375
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:50,574
Charlie, charlie,
what do you think
about high school?
376
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:51,742
High school? (scoffs)
377
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:54,912
Bullshit.
378
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,747
The cafeteria is called
the nutrition center.
379
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,482
People wear
their letter jackets
380
00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,884
Even when it's
98 degrees out.
381
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,085
(all chuckling)
and why do they give out
382
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,853
Letter jackets
to marching band?
383
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,956
It's not a sport.
384
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,591
We all know it.
385
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,794
Mary elizabeth:
This kid is crazy.
386
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,929
Mary elizabeth,
I think you're really
gonna regret that,
387
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,998
You know, (buzzes) haircut
388
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,800
When you look back
at old photographs.
389
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:18,736
Alice: Oh my god!
(all laughing)
390
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,638
I'm really sorry.
That sounded like
a compliment in my head.
391
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,772
My god!
392
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:22,840
Well, it's kinda true.
393
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,508
Shut up!
394
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,510
I can't even be mad at him.
Look at him.
395
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,945
Sam: Bob, did you
get him stoned?
396
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,947
Come on, sam, he likes it,
just look at him.
397
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,048
(chuckles softly)
398
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,650
How do you feel, charlie?
399
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,953
I just really want
a milkshake.
400
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,054
(all laughing)
401
00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:45,996
Sam...
402
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:51,936
You have such
pretty brown eyes.
403
00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,838
The kind of pretty
that deserves to make
404
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,840
A big deal
about itself though,
you know what I mean?
405
00:22:57,642 --> 00:23:01,779
Okay, charlie.
Let me make the milkshake.
406
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:05,015
Mmm. What a great word.
Milkshake.
407
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,784
It's like when you
408
00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:09,053
Say your name
over and over again
in the mirror
409
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,522
And after a while
it sounds crazy.
410
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,724
So I'm guessing you've
never been high before?
411
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,527
No. No, no, no.
412
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,896
My best friend michael,
his dad was a big drinker
413
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,565
So he hated all that stuff.
414
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,134
Parties, too.
415
00:23:23,136 --> 00:23:24,502
Well, where is
michael tonight?
416
00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:26,737
Oh, he shot himself
last may.
417
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,010
I kinda wished
he'd left a note.
418
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,478
You know what I mean?
419
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:43,120
Where's the bathroom?
420
00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:46,190
It's up the stairs.
421
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:47,758
Thanks, sam.
422
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,560
You're so nice.
423
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,641
Charlie.
424
00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:08,045
Weird.
425
00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:13,751
Oh.
426
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,687
Charlie.
427
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:17,788
Brad: What...
428
00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:20,658
Who was that kid?
429
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,793
Relax, relax,
he's a friend of mine.
430
00:24:23,528 --> 00:24:24,862
Stay here.
431
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,797
Charlie: I didn't
see anything.
432
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,666
Yeah, I know
you saw something,
but it's okay.
433
00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:31,135
Okay, listen...
434
00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:34,638
Brad doesn't want
anyone to know.
435
00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:37,508
Wait.
436
00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:39,477
Are you baked?
437
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,645
Like a cake.
438
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,914
(chuckling)
that's what bob said.
439
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:46,217
And you can't
have three on a match
because then they'd find us.
440
00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:48,619
And everybody laughed
but I don't understand
what's funny.
441
00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:53,023
Okay, charlie, listen.
442
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,660
I need you to promise
443
00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,229
That you're not
gonna say anything
444
00:24:58,231 --> 00:24:59,930
To anyone about me and brad.
445
00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:03,167
Okay? This has to be
our little secret.
446
00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:07,204
Our little secret. Agreed.
447
00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:09,106
Okay.
448
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:11,008
Thank you.
449
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,780
I look forward
to that big talk.
450
00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:21,619
Mary elizabeth:
Can I have your cherry?
451
00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:23,053
Mmm-hmm.
Thanks.
452
00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:25,956
Isn't this the best
milkshake ever, alice?
453
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,691
It's even better
than the first one.
454
00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:34,798
(whispering)
charlie just told me
455
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:35,866
That his best friend
shot himself.
456
00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:41,572
I don't think
he has any friends.
457
00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:45,609
(sighs)
458
00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:50,548
Hey, everyone!
459
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,682
Everybody!
460
00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:54,985
Everyone
461
00:25:56,788 --> 00:25:58,722
Raise your glasses
to charlie.
462
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,692
What did I do?
463
00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:03,727
You didn't do anything.
464
00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:05,863
We just wanna toast
to our new friend.
465
00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:07,665
You see things.
466
00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:09,033
And you understand.
467
00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:12,002
You're a wallflower.
468
00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:16,707
What is it? What's wrong?
469
00:26:18,343 --> 00:26:20,711
I didn't think
anyone noticed me.
470
00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:22,179
(chuckles softly)
471
00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:27,217
Well, we didn't think
there was anyone cool
left to meet.
472
00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:29,119
So come on, everyone.
473
00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:32,990
To charlie.
474
00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:34,258
All: To charlie.
475
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,265
Welcome to
the island of misfit toys.
476
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:45,069
('70s art rock playing)
477
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,310
Oh my god!
What is this song?
478
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,112
Right? I have no idea.
479
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,747
Have you ever
heard this before?
480
00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:58,682
Never.
481
00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:02,252
Patrick, we've gotta
go through the tunnel.
482
00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:03,721
Sam, it's freezing.
483
00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:05,189
Patrick,
it's the perfect song.
484
00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:07,625
No. Mama patrick says "no."
485
00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:11,128
Patrick. It's sam.
It's sam speaking
to you right now.
486
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,162
I'm begging you
to do this for me.
487
00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:13,230
I concede!
488
00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:17,935
What is she doing?
489
00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,269
Oh, don't worry.
She does it all the time.
490
00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:25,409
Turn it up!
491
00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:26,810
You got it, your highness.
492
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:07,818
What?
493
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,954
I feel infinite.
494
00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:29,006
Charlie: Dear friend,
495
00:28:30,975 --> 00:28:32,743
I'm sorry I haven't
written for a while
496
00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:35,212
But I've been trying hard
not to be a loser.
497
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,847
(ballad playing)
(mouthing)
498
00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:39,483
For example,
I'm trying to participate
499
00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:41,785
By listening
to sam's collection
of big rock ballads
500
00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:43,153
And thinking about love.
501
00:28:44,956 --> 00:28:47,424
Sam says they're
kitschy and brilliant.
502
00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:49,159
I completely agree.
503
00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:50,928
(mouthing)
504
00:28:53,164 --> 00:28:57,434
I'm also writing essays
and studying extra books
outside of class.
505
00:28:57,436 --> 00:29:00,137
As it turns out,
mr. Anderson is a writer.
506
00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:02,139
He even had a play
put up in new york once,
507
00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:04,208
Which I think
is very impressive.
508
00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:06,176
Great gatsby?
509
00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:09,246
He and his wife
might go back there
after this year.
510
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:12,182
I know this is selfish,
but I really hope he doesn't.
511
00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:15,519
My favorite time,
though, is lunch
512
00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:18,355
Because I get to see
sam and patrick.
513
00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:21,125
We spend the time working n
mary elizabeth's fanzine
514
00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:23,527
About music and
the rocky horror
picture show.
515
00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:26,130
It's called punk rocky.
516
00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,898
Mary elizabeth
is really interesting,
517
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:30,834
Because she's a buddhist
and a punk.
518
00:29:30,836 --> 00:29:35,372
But somehow she always
acts like my father
at the end of a long day.
519
00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:37,441
Her best friend alice
loves vampires
520
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:39,109
And wants to go
to film school.
521
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,512
She also steals jeans
from the mall.
522
00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:44,448
I don't know why,
because her family is rich,
523
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:50,454
Especially since I know
that they were all there
for patrick last year.
524
00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:52,222
Patrick never likes
to be serious,
525
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:55,926
So it took me a while
to get what happened.
526
00:29:55,928 --> 00:30:00,230
When he was a junior,
patrick started seeing brad
on the weekends in secret.
527
00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:02,332
I guess it was hard, too,
528
00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:05,536
Because brad had to
get drunk every time
they fooled around.
529
00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:07,805
Then Monday in school,
brad would say,
530
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:11,375
"man, I was so wasted
I don't remember a thing"
531
00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:14,578
This went on for seven months.
532
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:18,048
When they finally did it,
brad said he loved patrick.
533
00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:20,150
Then he started to cry.
534
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,085
No matter what patrick did,
535
00:30:22,087 --> 00:30:24,822
Brad kept saying that
his dad would kill him.
536
00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:27,491
And saying that
he was going to hell.
537
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:31,562
Patrick was eventually
able to help brad get sobe.
538
00:30:31,564 --> 00:30:33,397
I asked patrick
if he felt sad
539
00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:36,300
That he still had
to keep it a secret.
540
00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:39,169
And he said "no",
because at least now
541
00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:43,006
Brad doesn't have to
get drunk to love him.
542
00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:47,411
I think I understand,
because I really like sa.
543
00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:49,146
I asked my sister
about her
544
00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:51,281
And she said that
when sam was a freshman,
545
00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:54,484
The upperclassmen used to
get her drunk at parties.
546
00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:56,854
I guess she had a reputation.
547
00:30:56,856 --> 00:31:03,227
I'd hate for her
to judge me based on
what I used to be like.
548
00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:05,863
So I've been making her
a mix tape so she'll know
how I feel.
549
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,466
Oh, shit!
550
00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:11,935
Man: C!
Crowd: C!
551
00:31:11,937 --> 00:31:13,003
Give me a k!
K!
552
00:31:13,005 --> 00:31:14,538
Give me a y!
Y!
553
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:15,405
What's that spell?
554
00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:16,473
Rocky!
555
00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:17,875
I can't hear you!
556
00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:18,942
Rocky!
557
00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:20,277
One more time!
558
00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:22,279
Rocky!
559
00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:24,882
(fanfare playing)
560
00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:46,503
(lip synching)
♪ whatever happened
to fay wray?
561
00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:47,604
Crowd: She went ape-shit.
562
00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:49,640
♪ that delicate
563
00:31:49,642 --> 00:31:53,911
♪ satin-draped frame?
564
00:31:55,413 --> 00:32:00,183
♪ as it clung to her thih
565
00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:06,990
♪ how I started to cry
566
00:32:06,992 --> 00:32:12,629
♪ 'cause I wanted
to be dressed
just the same
567
00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,935
♪ give yourself over
568
00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:22,172
♪ to absolute pleasure
569
00:32:22,174 --> 00:32:25,475
♪ swim the warm waters
570
00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:29,546
♪ of sins of the flesh
571
00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:32,349
♪ erotic nightmares
572
00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:36,620
♪ beyond any measure
573
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:40,157
♪ and sensual daydreams
574
00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:44,695
♪ to treasure forever
575
00:32:44,697 --> 00:32:49,266
♪ can't you just see it?
576
00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:53,737
♪ whoa ho whoa!
577
00:33:00,044 --> 00:33:02,980
♪ don't dream it
578
00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:07,150
♪ be it
579
00:33:10,521 --> 00:33:13,423
That picture
is gorgeous, craig.
What did you use?
580
00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,525
Oh, I know. Thank you.
581
00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:18,528
Color film,
but black and white
paper for printing.
582
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:21,031
Yeah. My professor
gave me an a
583
00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:22,566
But for all
the wrong reasons.
584
00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,401
Most of them are idiots.
585
00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,570
You'll see what I mean
when you get to college.
586
00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:28,472
How'd your sats go,
by the way?
587
00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:31,508
1150. I think
I'll get into nyu.
588
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:32,576
Yeah, I hope so.
589
00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:35,412
1490. Harvard. Face.
590
00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:37,247
(growls softly)
591
00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:39,583
So...
592
00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:41,184
Are you okay?
593
00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:43,086
Yeah. Yeah.
594
00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:47,124
But I got
my sat results back.
595
00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:49,092
Oops.
596
00:33:49,094 --> 00:33:51,762
You can take them again,
you know.
597
00:33:51,764 --> 00:33:54,564
Yeah, it's just,
if I'm going to penn state
main campus,
598
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,700
I have to do much better.
599
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,568
I wish I would have
studied freshman year.
600
00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:02,139
It's a bit of a mess.
601
00:34:03,608 --> 00:34:06,076
I'll help you study
for the next one.
602
00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:07,544
Will you?
603
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:08,812
Yeah. Of course.
604
00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:11,648
Thanks, charlie.
605
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:25,762
What's this?
606
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:29,399
It's just a mix tape.
No big deal.
607
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,201
My parents have
a good stereo, so...
608
00:34:33,271 --> 00:34:35,639
It's all about
that night in the tunnel.
609
00:34:35,641 --> 00:34:37,774
I couldn't find that song
that we were listening to
610
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:40,610
But, you know, I'm still
searching for it, so yeah.
611
00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:41,645
That's okay.
612
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:44,347
These are great.
613
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,284
Nick drake.
614
00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:49,519
The shaggs.
615
00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:52,656
You have really
good taste, charlie.
616
00:34:52,658 --> 00:34:53,623
Really?
617
00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:55,292
Yeah.
618
00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:57,360
Way better than me
as a freshman.
619
00:34:57,362 --> 00:34:59,429
I used to listen
to the worst top 40.
620
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,364
No.
Yeah, I did.
621
00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:04,835
Then I heard this old song.
622
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,538
Pearly dewdrops' drop.
623
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:12,342
And I thought someday
I'd be at a party in college
or something
624
00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:17,380
And I'd look up and see
this person across the room.
625
00:35:17,382 --> 00:35:19,616
And from that moment,
I'd know
626
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:22,219
Everything was
going to be okay.
627
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,222
You know what I mean?
628
00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:28,258
Yeah.
629
00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:43,373
(acoustic music playing)
630
00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:46,409
Alice: I hope it works out.
631
00:35:46,411 --> 00:35:48,612
I don't know.
632
00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:51,181
Alice: Craig would be
a big step up
from her last boyfriend.
633
00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:52,382
Mary elizabeth:
Yeah, no shit.
634
00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:54,618
Who could forget
mr. Car wash loser?
635
00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:57,888
I just hope
she can stop playing dumb
with these guys.
636
00:35:57,890 --> 00:36:01,291
I keep telling her,
"don't make yourself small."
637
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:03,793
Can't save anybody.
638
00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:06,930
Mary elizabeth:
Excuse me.
639
00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:09,766
Man, your mix
is morbidly sad, kid.
640
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,902
How about something
a little bit more
upbeat, huh?
641
00:36:11,904 --> 00:36:13,904
Let's just see.
642
00:36:13,906 --> 00:36:15,805
So sam tells me
you wanna be a writer.
643
00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:19,242
Yeah.
644
00:36:19,244 --> 00:36:20,443
Don't you write
poetry, craig?
645
00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:27,217
Poetry writes me. You know?
646
00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:29,920
Let's get
this party started.
647
00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:33,323
(funky upbeat music playing)
648
00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:54,244
Wow.
649
00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:56,313
That was fast.
650
00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:57,447
You want another one?
651
00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:58,615
Yeah.
652
00:36:58,617 --> 00:36:59,516
All right.
653
00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:04,854
(chuckles softly)
654
00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:09,826
Mr. Anderson?
655
00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:13,296
Can I ask you something?
656
00:37:13,298 --> 00:37:15,599
Yeah.
657
00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:21,304
Why do nice people choose
the wrong people to date?
658
00:37:22,673 --> 00:37:24,608
Are we talking about
anyone specific?
659
00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:27,377
Well...
660
00:37:31,315 --> 00:37:34,618
We accept the love
we think we deserve.
661
00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:37,354
Can we make them know
that they deserve more?
662
00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:39,356
We can try.
663
00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:40,423
(chuckles softly)
664
00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:58,408
Sam: Hey.
665
00:37:58,410 --> 00:37:59,509
Hey, sam.
Didn't see you come in.
666
00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:01,311
How's it goin'?
667
00:38:01,313 --> 00:38:03,980
You wanna start work on
probability and statistics?
668
00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:05,382
Yeah. Sure.
669
00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:08,551
Page 291 in your book.
670
00:38:10,354 --> 00:38:12,389
And I ordered you
some breakfast.
671
00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:14,057
The country breakfast.
672
00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:23,900
(christmas music playing)
673
00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:32,375
Dad?
674
00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:34,778
Can I have 30 dollars?
675
00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:36,913
Twenty dollars?
What do you need
10 dollars for?
676
00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:38,415
Sam's doing secret santa.
677
00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:40,350
It's her favorite thing
in the world. Please?
678
00:38:43,554 --> 00:38:44,454
Have fun.
679
00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:47,857
Thanks.
680
00:38:57,635 --> 00:38:58,702
Hmm!
681
00:39:00,037 --> 00:39:01,705
Charlie.
682
00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:04,741
This was my favorite book
growing up.
683
00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:07,644
This is my copy,
but I want you to have it.
684
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,780
Thanks.
685
00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:12,115
Have a great
christmas break.
686
00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:13,650
You, too, mr. Anderson.
687
00:39:16,787 --> 00:39:17,721
Terrible stain.
688
00:39:21,058 --> 00:39:24,728
That's pretty good, charlie.
689
00:39:31,469 --> 00:39:33,136
You gotta be kidding me.
690
00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:35,438
If you fail me,
you get me next semester.
691
00:39:39,577 --> 00:39:41,478
Whoo!
692
00:39:43,581 --> 00:39:46,783
C minus!
Ladies and gentlemen,
I am below average!
693
00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:49,052
Below average!
Patrick: Below average!
694
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,920
Guys, 1210.
695
00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:51,821
Patrick: What?
696
00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:57,427
No more applications!
No more sats!
697
00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:59,496
Thank you, charlie!
698
00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:02,165
All right. All right, guys,
I got...
699
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:05,535
Multiple pairs
of blue jeans.
700
00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:06,936
Wow, this is a really
tough one,
701
00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:08,872
But I'm gonna have
to guess alice.
702
00:40:08,874 --> 00:40:10,440
Wait.
703
00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:13,643
Guys, a receipt!
She actually paid!
704
00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:15,578
I'm so touched!
705
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:16,780
Where's craig?
706
00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:18,548
Oh, he went home
to connecticut.
707
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,850
But he'll be back
for new year's eve.
708
00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:23,887
Sorry we won't be
seeing him tonight.
709
00:40:23,889 --> 00:40:27,657
All right, big brother
by three weeks,
who's your secret santa?
710
00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:29,125
I'll tell you, sam...
711
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:30,760
This one's tough.
712
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,029
I have received
a harmonica,
713
00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:35,131
A magnetic poetry set,
714
00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:37,167
A book about harvey milk,
715
00:40:37,169 --> 00:40:40,637
And a mix tape with
the song asleep on it,
716
00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:41,538
Twice.
717
00:40:42,139 --> 00:40:43,540
I mean, I have no idea.
718
00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:46,509
This collection of presents
is so gay
719
00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:48,778
That I think I must have
given them to myself.
720
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,214
But despite that
distinct possibility.
721
00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:53,716
I'm gonna have to go with...
722
00:40:53,718 --> 00:40:54,584
Drum roll.
723
00:40:56,153 --> 00:40:57,454
Charlie.
724
00:40:57,456 --> 00:40:58,521
All: Oh!
725
00:40:58,523 --> 00:40:59,856
Obviously.
726
00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:01,057
Mary elizabeth:
Beautifully done.
727
00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:03,493
All right, charlie.
It's your turn.
728
00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:05,728
Charlie: Okay.
729
00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:09,532
Okey dokey.
730
00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:15,939
I have received
socks, pants,
a shirt and a belt.
731
00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:18,608
I was ordered to
wear them all tonight, so...
732
00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:22,779
Guessing my secret santa
is mary elizabeth.
733
00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:24,514
Patrick: Huh.
Now why do you say that?
734
00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:26,749
You know, she bosses people
around sometimes.
735
00:41:26,751 --> 00:41:28,184
(all laughing)
sorry.
736
00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:29,719
What the hell
is wrong with you?
737
00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:32,055
You'll be surprised to know
that your secret santa
738
00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:33,623
Is actually me.
739
00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:36,025
Why all the clothes?
740
00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:39,762
Well, all the great writers
used to wear great suits.
741
00:41:39,764 --> 00:41:42,932
So your last present
is on a towel rack
in the bathroom.
742
00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:45,201
Delve into our facilities.
743
00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:47,170
Emerge a star.
744
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:48,771
Mary elizabeth: Perfect.
745
00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:49,873
Will you hand these out
while I'm gone?
746
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,274
Mary elizabeth:
Wait a second.
747
00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:53,543
There's only
secret santa presents.
There's rules.
748
00:41:53,545 --> 00:41:56,579
Mary elizabeth, why are you
trying to eat christmas?
749
00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:57,947
Hand them out, sam.
750
00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:00,750
All right. Mary elizabeth.
For you.
751
00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:02,952
Alice.
752
00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:03,987
Thanks.
753
00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:05,788
Sam: Bob.
754
00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:10,126
And this one's for me.
755
00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:12,996
"alice, I know
you'll get into nyu."
756
00:42:12,998 --> 00:42:16,933
Forty dollars to print
punk rockyin color
next time.
757
00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:20,670
He knows me.
758
00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:21,971
He really knows me.
(alice laughs)
759
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:26,643
(chuckles softly)
760
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:39,188
All right, charlie...
761
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,224
Come on out.
762
00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:42,559
Get out here, buddy.
763
00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:43,660
Come on, charlie. Charlie!
764
00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:44,727
(all chanting)
765
00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:47,163
Don't be shy.
766
00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:49,966
Come out,
come out, wherever...
767
00:42:49,968 --> 00:42:51,768
Mary elizabeth: Oh!
(patrick gasps)
768
00:42:57,341 --> 00:42:59,108
Yeah!
(cheering)
769
00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:03,179
What a display of man
I have never seen!
770
00:43:04,782 --> 00:43:06,249
Charlie: Where are we going?
771
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,784
It's a surprise.
772
00:43:10,154 --> 00:43:11,588
Is this your room?
773
00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:12,622
Mmm-hmm.
774
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:17,327
So cool.
775
00:43:18,295 --> 00:43:19,195
Sam: Thanks.
776
00:43:24,201 --> 00:43:26,703
You got me a present?
777
00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:28,705
After all your help
on my penn state application?
778
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:30,807
Of course I did.
779
00:43:32,876 --> 00:43:33,977
Open it!
780
00:43:39,183 --> 00:43:41,050
I don't know what to say.
781
00:43:41,052 --> 00:43:42,385
You don't have
to say anything.
782
00:44:03,841 --> 00:44:06,309
I'm really sorry we can't
be here for your birthday.
783
00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:09,946
I'm just sorry
you have to go back
and visit your dad.
784
00:44:09,948 --> 00:44:12,715
I'm in such a good mood
I don't think
even he could ruin it.
785
00:44:12,717 --> 00:44:15,018
I feel like
I'm finally doing good.
786
00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:16,219
You are.
787
00:44:16,221 --> 00:44:19,088
Well, what about you?
788
00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:22,725
When I met you,
you were this
scared freshman.
789
00:44:24,028 --> 00:44:25,795
Now look at you
in that suit.
790
00:44:25,797 --> 00:44:29,032
You're like a sexy
english schoolboy.
791
00:44:29,034 --> 00:44:30,299
I saw mary elizabeth
checking you out.
792
00:44:30,301 --> 00:44:31,367
No.
793
00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:34,203
Innocent.
794
00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:35,672
Worst kinda guys.
795
00:44:35,674 --> 00:44:37,040
Never see you coming.
796
00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:39,242
And parents love you.
797
00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:40,376
That's like
798
00:44:41,378 --> 00:44:43,246
Extra danger.
799
00:44:43,248 --> 00:44:45,381
Yeah, well,
it hasn't worked so far.
800
00:44:45,383 --> 00:44:47,183
You've never
had a girlfriend?
801
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:49,419
Not even like
a second grade valentine?
802
00:44:49,421 --> 00:44:50,753
Nope.
803
00:44:50,755 --> 00:44:52,388
Have you ever
kissed a girl?
804
00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:53,756
No.
805
00:44:54,925 --> 00:44:56,092
What about you?
806
00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:01,931
Have I ever kissed a girl?
807
00:45:01,933 --> 00:45:03,966
No, no. Your first kiss.
808
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:07,870
I was 11.
809
00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:09,939
His name was robert.
810
00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:12,208
He used to come over
to the house all the time.
811
00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:13,776
Was he your
first boyfriend?
812
00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:17,213
He was my...
813
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:19,282
He was my dad's boss.
814
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:27,056
You know, charlie,
I used to sleep with guys
who treated me like shit.
815
00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:29,492
And get wasted all the time.
816
00:45:30,427 --> 00:45:31,961
But now I feel like...
817
00:45:32,996 --> 00:45:35,098
I have a chance. Like...
818
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:37,333
I can even get
into a real college.
819
00:45:37,335 --> 00:45:39,001
It's true. You can do it.
820
00:45:44,174 --> 00:45:45,908
You really think so?
821
00:45:50,147 --> 00:45:57,019
My aunt
had that same thing
done to her, too.
822
00:45:57,021 --> 00:45:59,322
And she turned
her life around.
823
00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:03,993
She must have been great.
824
00:46:03,995 --> 00:46:06,496
She was my favorite person
in the world.
825
00:46:06,498 --> 00:46:07,830
Until now.
826
00:46:12,336 --> 00:46:13,770
(sam exhales)
827
00:46:16,206 --> 00:46:17,406
Charlie...
828
00:46:19,476 --> 00:46:24,547
I know that you know
I like craig.
829
00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:28,184
But I want
to forget about that
for a minute, okay?
830
00:46:28,186 --> 00:46:30,319
Okay.
831
00:46:30,321 --> 00:46:34,190
I just wanna make sure
that the first person
who kisses you
832
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:35,925
Loves you.
833
00:46:36,493 --> 00:46:37,960
Okay?
834
00:46:41,365 --> 00:46:42,965
Okay.
835
00:47:01,518 --> 00:47:03,186
I love you, charlie.
836
00:47:06,523 --> 00:47:07,957
I love you, too.
837
00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:16,966
Mary elizabeth: I wanna do
secret santa forever!
838
00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:25,041
Have a good time
at your mom's.
839
00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:28,110
Thanks.
And, listen, charlie.
840
00:47:28,112 --> 00:47:30,112
Because your birthday's
on christmas eve,
841
00:47:30,114 --> 00:47:31,881
I figure you don't get
that many presents?
842
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,418
I thought you should
have my clock.
843
00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:36,485
From the heart.
844
00:47:36,487 --> 00:47:38,354
Thank you, patrick.
845
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:39,422
(sam chuckles)
846
00:47:40,424 --> 00:47:41,958
Bye.
847
00:47:42,593 --> 00:47:43,492
Have a good one, guys.
848
00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,163
I love you guys!
849
00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:51,968
(christmas carol
playing distantly)
850
00:47:54,171 --> 00:47:55,605
Hey!
851
00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:57,039
Look who's here.
852
00:47:59,576 --> 00:48:00,943
Come here, little sister.
853
00:48:00,945 --> 00:48:01,944
Hey, chris.
854
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:04,046
Hey, honey.
855
00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:07,350
Chris: Ma, you look so thin.
856
00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:09,252
You. Look at you.
857
00:48:09,254 --> 00:48:10,353
Charlie.
858
00:48:13,290 --> 00:48:15,024
Come on,
I got dinner ready.
859
00:48:15,026 --> 00:48:16,459
Happy birthday.
Thanks.
860
00:48:16,461 --> 00:48:18,361
Let's eat.
861
00:48:18,363 --> 00:48:19,395
Make a wish, honey.
862
00:48:31,475 --> 00:48:34,510
Helen: Can you
see it, charlie?
863
00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:38,247
The luminaria
is a landing strip
for santa claus.
864
00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:40,016
Why don't you
keep an eye out for him
865
00:48:40,018 --> 00:48:41,517
And I will be
right back. Okay?
866
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:46,022
(whispering) going to get
your birthday present.
867
00:48:57,334 --> 00:48:58,935
Hey.
868
00:48:59,703 --> 00:49:01,103
Hey.
869
00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:05,474
God, I miss mom's cooking.
870
00:49:05,476 --> 00:49:07,376
You have no idea
how good you have it.
871
00:49:09,212 --> 00:49:11,514
I'm actually starting
to hate pizza.
872
00:49:11,516 --> 00:49:13,015
Mmm.
(chris chuckles softly)
873
00:49:13,017 --> 00:49:14,684
So how you liking school?
874
00:49:14,686 --> 00:49:18,020
Well, I'm no braniac
like you or candace.
875
00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:20,523
I'm doing okay.
876
00:49:20,525 --> 00:49:22,625
Okay? You're playing
in a bowl game.
877
00:49:25,262 --> 00:49:26,128
(clears throat)
878
00:49:31,201 --> 00:49:32,635
How are you
feeling, charlie?
879
00:49:35,105 --> 00:49:36,272
Good.
880
00:49:36,274 --> 00:49:37,974
No, you know what I mean.
881
00:49:38,508 --> 00:49:40,042
Is it bad tonight?
882
00:49:41,078 --> 00:49:42,211
No.
883
00:49:42,213 --> 00:49:43,479
No.
884
00:49:45,248 --> 00:49:48,284
I'm not
picturing things anymore.
885
00:49:48,286 --> 00:49:51,287
Or if I do,
I can just shut it off.
886
00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:54,523
Well, you know,
mom did say
887
00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:57,059
That you have
good friends now.
888
00:49:57,061 --> 00:50:00,463
And maybe
if it does get bad again,
889
00:50:00,465 --> 00:50:02,264
You can just
talk to them. Yeah?
890
00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:04,467
Yeah.
891
00:50:04,469 --> 00:50:08,404
Especially sam.
She's great.
892
00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:11,273
I'm gonna ask her out
at new year's.
893
00:50:11,275 --> 00:50:13,009
I think the time
is right now.
894
00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,680
Body of christ.
Amen.
895
00:50:20,217 --> 00:50:22,084
Body of christ.
Amen.
896
00:50:24,654 --> 00:50:26,522
Body of christ.
Amen.
897
00:50:28,658 --> 00:50:31,027
Body of christ.
Amen.
898
00:50:32,596 --> 00:50:35,164
(rock music playing)
899
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,778
How long does this
take to work?
900
00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:05,694
Sam: Shovelin' snow, huh?
901
00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:09,198
Charlie: I have to get
this driveway clean.
902
00:51:09,633 --> 00:51:11,367
And then,
903
00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:14,804
I'm going to
congratulate you
on being happy.
904
00:51:14,806 --> 00:51:16,172
'cause you deserve it.
905
00:51:17,507 --> 00:51:19,341
Sam: You said that
an hour ago.
906
00:51:19,343 --> 00:51:20,409
Charlie: Was that tonight?
907
00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:26,215
Oh, I just
908
00:51:26,217 --> 00:51:28,851
Saw this tree,
but it was a dragon.
909
00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:31,520
Then it was a tree again
and it just lied to me.
910
00:51:31,522 --> 00:51:33,489
Sam: Okay, charlie,
don't freak out.
Give me this.
911
00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:35,424
Calm down.
912
00:51:39,496 --> 00:51:40,596
Look up.
913
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,567
Isn't it quiet?
914
00:51:47,370 --> 00:51:50,573
Sam, do you think
if people knew
915
00:51:50,575 --> 00:51:53,776
How crazy you really were,
no one would ever
talk to you?
916
00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:55,778
(chuckles)
917
00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:57,546
All the time.
918
00:52:02,185 --> 00:52:04,553
So you wanna wear
these glasses?
919
00:52:06,756 --> 00:52:08,557
They'll protect you.
920
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:33,609
10, 9, 8, 7,
921
00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:35,911
6, 5, 4,
922
00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:38,781
3, 2, 1!
923
00:53:38,783 --> 00:53:39,982
It's gonna be
our little secret.
924
00:54:37,974 --> 00:54:40,376
(ekg beeping steadily)
925
00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:42,444
Did your older friends
pressure you?
926
00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:45,014
No one
pressured me, officer.
927
00:54:45,016 --> 00:54:47,349
I would never do drugs.
928
00:54:47,751 --> 00:54:49,285
Never.
929
00:54:49,287 --> 00:54:50,719
Then how did you happen
to be passed out
930
00:54:50,721 --> 00:54:52,021
On the ground
at 6:00 in the morning?
931
00:54:53,657 --> 00:54:56,292
Well, I...
932
00:54:56,294 --> 00:54:58,027
You know, I was
really tired.
933
00:54:58,029 --> 00:55:01,530
And I was feeling feverish,
934
00:55:01,532 --> 00:55:06,335
So I went outside
for a walk just to get
some cold air.
935
00:55:06,337 --> 00:55:08,637
I started seeing things,
so I passed out.
936
00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,039
You're seeing things
again, charlie?
937
00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:12,975
(stammering) not really.
938
00:55:19,382 --> 00:55:20,983
Boy: Nice suit.
939
00:55:20,985 --> 00:55:21,850
(girls giggling)
940
00:55:22,786 --> 00:55:24,620
It was a christmas present.
941
00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:31,360
Did you have fun
on your break?
942
00:55:31,362 --> 00:55:33,829
More fun than you're
gonna have today, sinatra.
943
00:55:36,866 --> 00:55:38,634
Nice look, jag-off.
944
00:55:42,038 --> 00:55:43,839
Sam:
I've called him 30 times.
945
00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:44,907
Well, what are
we supposed to do?
946
00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:45,974
We're going on
in 10 minutes.
947
00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:47,409
(phone rings)
948
00:55:47,411 --> 00:55:49,011
They said in health class...
Hello?
949
00:55:49,013 --> 00:55:51,447
They say that about lsd
just to scare you.
950
00:55:51,449 --> 00:55:53,415
Are you sure?
You know I've seen...
951
00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:54,717
Charlie, you're fine, man.
952
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:56,885
Guys, we have an emergency.
953
00:55:56,887 --> 00:55:58,620
Craig has flaked out
on us again.
954
00:55:58,622 --> 00:56:00,422
So I need a rocky.
955
00:56:00,424 --> 00:56:01,557
Brad?
956
00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:03,092
No. No way. No. I'm not...
957
00:56:03,094 --> 00:56:04,593
There's people
out there. No.
958
00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:11,567
Charlie, take off
your clothes.
959
00:56:11,569 --> 00:56:13,769
(heart beating)
960
00:56:17,807 --> 00:56:19,908
♪ then if anything grows
(giggles)
961
00:56:20,877 --> 00:56:23,946
♪ while you pose
962
00:56:23,948 --> 00:56:27,416
(lip synching)
♪ I'll oil you up
and rub you down
963
00:56:27,418 --> 00:56:29,685
Alice and mary elizabeth:
♪ down, down, down
964
00:56:29,687 --> 00:56:35,591
♪ and that's just
one small fraction
of the main attraction
965
00:56:35,593 --> 00:56:38,060
♪ you need a friendly hand
966
00:56:38,062 --> 00:56:40,829
♪ and I need action
967
00:56:40,831 --> 00:56:43,665
♪ toucha toua
toucha touche
968
00:56:43,667 --> 00:56:46,068
♪ I wanna be dirty
969
00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:48,871
♪ thrill me, chill me,
fulfill me
970
00:56:48,873 --> 00:56:51,440
♪ creature of the night
971
00:56:51,442 --> 00:56:53,642
(song continues)
972
00:57:12,896 --> 00:57:14,963
(crowd cheering)
973
00:57:18,968 --> 00:57:21,937
Maybe I can join the cast
as an alternate
or something.
974
00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:24,706
Well, we're filled up now,
975
00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:26,975
But they're gonna
need people when we
go to college.
976
00:57:26,977 --> 00:57:30,145
We could put in
a good word for you.
977
00:57:30,147 --> 00:57:31,914
That'd be great. Thanks.
978
00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:33,048
Yeah.
979
00:57:35,919 --> 00:57:38,520
Charlie...
980
00:57:38,522 --> 00:57:41,457
Have you heard of
the sadie hawkins dance?
981
00:57:41,459 --> 00:57:43,025
The one where
the girl asks the guy?
982
00:57:43,027 --> 00:57:46,161
Obviously,
it is completely stupid.
983
00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:49,798
And sexist. I mean, it's like
"hey, thanks for the crumb."
984
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,867
And normally, I would just
blow it off, because
985
00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:53,969
School dances suck torture.
986
00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:57,039
But, you know,
it's my last year and...
987
00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:00,809
(sighs)
988
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:02,878
Would you maybe
wanna go with me?
989
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,680
You wanna go with me?
990
00:58:04,682 --> 00:58:07,583
Yeah, I'm sick
of macho guys.
991
00:58:07,585 --> 00:58:09,952
Plus you looked really cute
in your costume.
992
00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:12,087
So what do you say?
993
00:58:12,089 --> 00:58:13,555
(doorbell ringing)
994
00:58:16,693 --> 00:58:17,926
You must be
mary elizabeth.
995
00:58:18,595 --> 00:58:19,695
Yes.
996
00:58:19,697 --> 00:58:20,996
It's so nice to meet you.
997
00:58:20,998 --> 00:58:22,664
You, too, mrs. Kelmeckis.
998
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:24,900
Charlie tells me
you're a buddhist.
999
00:58:24,902 --> 00:58:26,101
Mother: Please, come in.
1000
00:58:26,103 --> 00:58:27,569
Okay.
1001
00:58:27,571 --> 00:58:29,104
Father: A little
closer together.
1002
00:58:29,106 --> 00:58:30,839
That looks nice.
Mother: Hmm.
1003
00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,908
Buddhist, I need you
to smile a little bit more.
1004
00:58:32,910 --> 00:58:34,743
There you go. Nice.
1005
00:58:34,745 --> 00:58:36,078
(slow music playing)
1006
00:59:05,808 --> 00:59:06,708
Charlie: Hey.
1007
00:59:06,710 --> 00:59:08,610
Sam: Hey.
1008
00:59:08,612 --> 00:59:09,978
Are you having a good time?
1009
00:59:12,615 --> 00:59:15,584
Not really. How about you?
1010
00:59:16,753 --> 00:59:18,854
I mean, I don't know.
1011
00:59:18,856 --> 00:59:20,989
It's my first date, I don't
have much to compare it to.
1012
00:59:21,758 --> 00:59:23,191
You're doing fine.
1013
00:59:27,130 --> 00:59:28,964
Sorry craig couldn't come.
1014
00:59:30,199 --> 00:59:31,900
Yeah. He said
he didn't want to go to
1015
00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:34,303
Some stupid
high school dance.
1016
00:59:34,305 --> 00:59:37,706
I can't say
I blame him really.
1017
00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:40,776
I don't know.
If you like it,
he should come.
1018
00:59:46,149 --> 00:59:47,316
Thanks, charlie.
1019
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,621
Have a beautiful
first date.
1020
00:59:52,623 --> 00:59:54,690
You deserve it.
1021
00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:56,325
I'll try not to
make you too jealous.
1022
00:59:58,261 --> 00:59:59,328
(sam chuckles softly)
1023
01:00:08,338 --> 01:00:09,204
Mmm!
1024
01:00:10,306 --> 01:00:11,873
Now just let it breathe.
1025
01:00:20,850 --> 01:00:21,917
Charlie: Whoa.
1026
01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:25,988
It sure is a nice house.
1027
01:00:25,990 --> 01:00:27,289
Thanks.
1028
01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:28,624
(old slow
rock and roll playing)
1029
01:00:29,258 --> 01:00:30,325
Mmm.
1030
01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:33,328
Don't you just love
old music?
1031
01:00:35,031 --> 01:00:36,698
Yeah.
1032
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:39,334
Good. 'cause I made you
a mix of it.
1033
01:00:41,070 --> 01:00:44,406
I'd love to expose you
to great things like
1034
01:00:44,408 --> 01:00:47,209
Billie holiday
and foreign films.
1035
01:00:47,211 --> 01:00:50,312
This merlot
is really fancy.
1036
01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:53,382
Yeah. My dad collects wine,
but he doesn't drink.
1037
01:00:53,384 --> 01:00:54,983
That's kinda weird,
isn't it?
1038
01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:56,885
I guess.
1039
01:00:56,887 --> 01:00:58,420
Where are your parents?
1040
01:00:58,422 --> 01:01:00,922
Their club
is hosting a cotillion
or something racist.
1041
01:01:03,259 --> 01:01:04,793
They'll be gone all night.
1042
01:01:11,234 --> 01:01:12,934
Sure is a nice fire.
1043
01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:16,238
Yeah.
1044
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,873
When I'm done
being a lobbyist,
1045
01:01:17,875 --> 01:01:20,776
I wanna move to a house
like this in cape cod.
1046
01:01:20,778 --> 01:01:21,977
Sounds nice, doesn't it?
1047
01:01:21,979 --> 01:01:23,245
Yeah.
1048
01:01:28,885 --> 01:01:31,053
Your heart is beating
really fast.
1049
01:01:31,055 --> 01:01:32,688
Is it?
1050
01:01:32,690 --> 01:01:34,756
Here. Feel.
1051
01:01:38,161 --> 01:01:39,227
(exclaims nervously)
1052
01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:42,230
Charlie?
Uh-huh?
1053
01:01:43,332 --> 01:01:44,933
Do you like me?
1054
01:01:44,935 --> 01:01:46,101
Uh-huh.
1055
01:01:46,103 --> 01:01:47,269
You know what I mean.
1056
01:01:47,271 --> 01:01:48,403
I think so.
1057
01:01:49,338 --> 01:01:51,139
Don't be nervous.
1058
01:02:11,828 --> 01:02:14,329
(record spinning silently)
1059
01:02:28,778 --> 01:02:30,045
Charlie.
1060
01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:35,150
I didn't know how tonight
was gonna go, but...
1061
01:02:36,819 --> 01:02:38,153
It's really nice, isn't it?
1062
01:02:38,155 --> 01:02:39,287
Yeah.
1063
01:02:41,457 --> 01:02:42,858
I just can't believe it.
1064
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:46,194
You, of all people.
1065
01:02:46,196 --> 01:02:48,363
I just can't believe
you're my boyfriend.
1066
01:02:52,135 --> 01:02:54,102
(car approaching)
1067
01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:56,338
Shit! My parents! Shit!
1068
01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:58,807
Here, zip this up.
Okay. No, I got this.
1069
01:02:58,809 --> 01:03:00,108
Just zip it up
like a normal zipper!
1070
01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:01,209
It's stuck. It's just...
1071
01:03:01,911 --> 01:03:03,812
Thank you.
1072
01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:04,913
See you Monday.
1073
01:03:06,249 --> 01:03:08,950
Charlie: Dear friend,
1074
01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:12,187
Sorry I haven't
written for a while,
1075
01:03:12,189 --> 01:03:14,790
But things
are a total disaster.
1076
01:03:16,092 --> 01:03:19,027
We're literally making out
and I'm in my bra...
1077
01:03:19,029 --> 01:03:23,198
Charlie: I probably should
have been honest about
1078
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,967
How I didn't want to
go out with mary elizabeh
after sadie's, but...
1079
01:03:25,969 --> 01:03:28,069
I really didn't want
to hurt her feelings.
1080
01:03:29,438 --> 01:03:32,474
You see, mary elizabeth
is a really nice person
1081
01:03:32,476 --> 01:03:34,843
Underneath the part of hr
that hates everyone.
1082
01:03:34,845 --> 01:03:38,213
And since I heard that
having a girlfriend
makes you happy,
1083
01:03:38,215 --> 01:03:41,116
I tried hard to love her
like I love sam.
1084
01:03:41,118 --> 01:03:43,151
Can you believe it's almost
our 2-week anniversary?
1085
01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:45,153
Yeah, I know.
1086
01:03:45,155 --> 01:03:47,022
So I took her
on double dates.
1087
01:03:47,024 --> 01:03:50,058
First foreign film.
1088
01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:52,160
Do you want butter
on your popcorn?
1089
01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:53,895
Vegans don't eat butter.
1090
01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:55,564
Charlie:
And I tried not to mind
1091
01:03:55,566 --> 01:03:58,066
Even when her hands
are sweaty.
1092
01:04:02,238 --> 01:04:05,340
And I had to admit somethig
really upsetting, but...
1093
01:04:07,076 --> 01:04:10,979
I'm tired of
touching her boobs.
1094
01:04:10,981 --> 01:04:14,316
I thought maybe
if she would just let me
pick the make-out music
1095
01:04:14,318 --> 01:04:17,419
Once in a while,
we might have a chance.
1096
01:04:17,421 --> 01:04:21,456
And maybe if she didn't
put down the books
that mr. Anderson gives me.
1097
01:04:22,191 --> 01:04:23,892
Walden.
1098
01:04:23,894 --> 01:04:26,161
I read this in 7th grade.
1099
01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:29,030
I would have called it
on boring pond.
1100
01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:30,999
Or if she would
stop calling me
1101
01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:37,472
When I have absolutely
nothing to talk about
other than the bus ride home.
1102
01:04:39,342 --> 01:04:42,210
Somehow she finds
new things to say.
1103
01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:43,612
Mary elizabeth on phone:
That dairy just sits with you.
1104
01:04:43,614 --> 01:04:45,280
You know, it walks with yo.
1105
01:04:45,282 --> 01:04:46,915
Mother: She's on the phone
right now?
1106
01:04:46,917 --> 01:04:48,550
Charlie, you've gotta
break up with her.
1107
01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:50,051
I can do that?
1108
01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:52,187
For christ's sake,
I need to use the phone.
1109
01:04:52,189 --> 01:04:53,555
Mary elizabeth on phone:
I got you this book.
1110
01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:55,023
It's really how
I became a vegan.
1111
01:04:55,025 --> 01:04:59,561
But I was getting so mad,
it was starting to scare m.
1112
01:04:59,563 --> 01:05:04,599
I just wish
I could have found
another way to break up.
1113
01:05:04,601 --> 01:05:07,102
Um, mary elizabeth,
can I talk to you...
1114
01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:11,406
In hindsight, I probaby
could not have picked
1115
01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:14,109
A worse way
to be honest with
mary elizabeth.
1116
01:05:14,111 --> 01:05:15,377
Truth or dare?
1117
01:05:15,379 --> 01:05:16,478
Who are you talking to?
1118
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:21,049
I dare you to kiss alice.
1119
01:05:21,051 --> 01:05:22,951
Patrick: Oh.
1120
01:05:22,953 --> 01:05:25,387
Gird your loins, procreator.
1121
01:05:26,455 --> 01:05:28,556
Mary elizabeth: Oh, my god.
1122
01:05:28,558 --> 01:05:30,158
Mary elizabeth,
samantha told me that
1123
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,360
You got into harvard.
Congratulations.
1124
01:05:32,362 --> 01:05:36,364
Thank you. This one still
hasn't gotten me flowers.
1125
01:05:36,366 --> 01:05:37,565
But I forgive you.
1126
01:05:39,568 --> 01:05:41,303
Craig: Hey, don't worry
about penn state.
1127
01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:42,470
You're just wait-listed.
1128
01:05:42,472 --> 01:05:44,673
(chuckles softly) yeah.
1129
01:05:44,675 --> 01:05:45,941
(clears throat)
you guys are about to miss
1130
01:05:45,943 --> 01:05:48,109
Some severely hot
fag-on-goth action.
1131
01:05:51,247 --> 01:05:52,380
(all exclaiming in disgust
and surprise)
1132
01:05:52,382 --> 01:05:53,715
Wow.
1133
01:05:55,551 --> 01:05:57,018
Mary elizabeth:
Get a room.
1134
01:05:57,020 --> 01:05:58,386
Patrick:
Mmm! You're a monster.
1135
01:05:58,388 --> 01:06:02,157
My turn. Let's see.
1136
01:06:02,159 --> 01:06:04,359
Let's think. Charlie.
1137
01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:05,660
Truth.
1138
01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:06,695
How's your first
relationship going?
1139
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:10,031
It's so bad
1140
01:06:10,033 --> 01:06:14,235
That I keep fantasizing
that one of us is
dying of cancer.
1141
01:06:14,237 --> 01:06:16,738
So that I don't have
to break up with her.
1142
01:06:18,541 --> 01:06:20,041
Charlie?
1143
01:06:20,043 --> 01:06:21,476
Truth or dare?
1144
01:06:21,478 --> 01:06:22,744
Hello?
1145
01:06:24,413 --> 01:06:26,748
Dare.
1146
01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:30,552
Okay, I dare you
to kiss the prettiest girl
in the room...
1147
01:06:30,554 --> 01:06:32,220
On the lips.
1148
01:06:32,222 --> 01:06:34,756
And notice I charitably said
"girl" and not "person",
1149
01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:37,692
Because, let's face it,
I'd smoke all you bitches.
1150
01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:40,395
(all chuckling)
1151
01:06:47,603 --> 01:06:49,404
Oh, that's fucked up.
1152
01:06:53,609 --> 01:06:55,443
Charlie: Mary elizabeth.
1153
01:06:55,445 --> 01:06:56,711
I'm so sorry.
1154
01:06:58,714 --> 01:06:59,781
It was a mistake, I'm sorry.
1155
01:07:01,384 --> 01:07:03,451
Sam? Sam?
1156
01:07:03,453 --> 01:07:05,653
I really didn't mean
anything by it. I'm sorry.
1157
01:07:06,722 --> 01:07:08,690
What the hell
is wrong with you?
1158
01:07:11,260 --> 01:07:13,128
Charlie: I should
go back and apologize.
1159
01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:16,197
Charlie, trust me,
you don't wanna
go back in there.
1160
01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:19,234
I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean
to do anything.
1161
01:07:19,236 --> 01:07:20,435
I know you didn't.
1162
01:07:21,170 --> 01:07:22,670
But, look...
1163
01:07:25,508 --> 01:07:28,043
I hate to be the one
to break this,
1164
01:07:28,045 --> 01:07:31,780
But there's history with
mary elizabeth and sam.
1165
01:07:31,782 --> 01:07:35,283
Other guys
and things that have
nothing to do with you.
1166
01:07:35,285 --> 01:07:38,787
It's best if you just
stay away for a while.
1167
01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:41,790
Oh, okay.
1168
01:07:46,796 --> 01:07:48,396
How long do you think?
1169
01:07:53,836 --> 01:07:56,304
(typewriter clacking)
1170
01:08:17,193 --> 01:08:18,293
(knock on door)
1171
01:08:18,295 --> 01:08:19,861
Mother: Charlie,
come on, get dressed.
1172
01:08:19,863 --> 01:08:21,396
You're gonna be late
for easter mass.
1173
01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:23,164
(stammers) I'll be there
in a minute.
1174
01:08:23,166 --> 01:08:24,232
(sobs)
1175
01:08:27,603 --> 01:08:31,639
Congregation: Our father,
who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
1176
01:08:31,641 --> 01:08:34,342
Thy kingdom come,
thy will be done
1177
01:08:34,344 --> 01:08:36,211
On earth as it is in heaven.
1178
01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:38,246
Give us this day
our daily bread
1179
01:08:38,248 --> 01:08:40,348
And forgive us
our trespasses
1180
01:08:40,350 --> 01:08:42,884
As we forgive those
who trespass against us.
1181
01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:50,358
And lead us
not into temptation,
but deliver us...
1182
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:51,726
Mary elizabeth,
I've been listening
1183
01:08:51,728 --> 01:08:54,496
To the billie holiday cd
every night.
1184
01:08:54,498 --> 01:08:56,131
Mary elizabeth on phone:
It's too late, charlie.
1185
01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:59,367
I know.
I just feel really bad
about what I did.
1186
01:08:59,369 --> 01:09:01,903
I just get
so messed up inside.
1187
01:09:01,905 --> 01:09:03,905
Like I'm not there
or something.
1188
01:09:03,907 --> 01:09:04,906
Mary elizabeth:
Tell it to someone
who cares.
1189
01:09:04,908 --> 01:09:06,374
Look, I know. I'm sorry.
1190
01:09:06,376 --> 01:09:07,876
Just we've all become
such good friends.
1191
01:09:07,878 --> 01:09:10,311
Mary elizabeth: Good friends?
1192
01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:12,280
Do you mean the peope
that I've known
since kindergarten
1193
01:09:12,282 --> 01:09:15,817
And you've known
for six months?
Those good friends?
1194
01:09:15,819 --> 01:09:17,852
Yeah, I mean, I just
don't wanna do anything
to ruin our relationship.
1195
01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:19,754
It's ruined. Okay?
1196
01:09:19,756 --> 01:09:22,824
So stop calling everyone.
Stop embarrassing yourse.
1197
01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:26,394
Okay, I will. Good...
1198
01:09:26,396 --> 01:09:27,929
(dial tone droning)
1199
01:09:30,599 --> 01:09:32,233
Something's wrong with me.
1200
01:09:32,235 --> 01:09:33,902
Don't worry about it.
1201
01:09:35,938 --> 01:09:37,572
Hey...
1202
01:09:37,574 --> 01:09:38,907
Have you heard from patrick?
1203
01:09:38,909 --> 01:09:41,609
No, he told me to stay away.
1204
01:09:41,611 --> 01:09:44,412
Oh. You don't know.
1205
01:09:44,414 --> 01:09:46,748
Why? Why? What happened?
1206
01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:48,950
Brad's father
caught them together.
1207
01:09:53,522 --> 01:09:55,290
Girl 1: Some kids jumped him
outside the o.
1208
01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:57,926
Girl 2: No, it was some kids
from north hills.
1209
01:09:57,928 --> 01:10:00,428
Girl 3:
Did you see his face?
1210
01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:01,696
Girl 4:
That's not what I heard.
1211
01:10:03,732 --> 01:10:05,500
Are you okay?
1212
01:10:05,502 --> 01:10:07,969
Not now, charlie.
I'm sorry.
1213
01:10:16,812 --> 01:10:17,912
Hey, nothing.
1214
01:10:26,255 --> 01:10:28,890
Oops. Sorry, nothing.
1215
01:10:40,502 --> 01:10:41,903
You gonna do anything?
1216
01:10:41,905 --> 01:10:43,671
What are you talking about?
1217
01:10:43,673 --> 01:10:45,673
I'm talking about
your pet ape
just tripped me.
1218
01:10:45,675 --> 01:10:46,841
Gonna say something?
1219
01:10:48,544 --> 01:10:51,446
Why would I?
You know why.
1220
01:10:51,448 --> 01:10:54,649
This is pathetic, man.
Your fixation on me.
1221
01:10:54,651 --> 01:10:56,818
Do you want your friends
to know how you got
those bruises? Really?
1222
01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,353
I got jumped
in a parking lot.
1223
01:10:58,355 --> 01:11:00,488
Where? Schenley park?
1224
01:11:00,490 --> 01:11:02,490
Do you guys know
about schenley park?
1225
01:11:02,492 --> 01:11:03,992
Do your friends know...
1226
01:11:03,994 --> 01:11:05,360
I don't know
what kinda sick shit
you're trying to pull
1227
01:11:05,362 --> 01:11:06,694
But you better
walk away right now.
1228
01:11:08,998 --> 01:11:10,398
Nothing.
1229
01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:12,000
Fine.
1230
01:11:13,569 --> 01:11:15,403
Say "hi"
to your dad for me.
1231
01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:19,907
Whatever, faggot.
1232
01:11:24,013 --> 01:11:25,880
What did you just call me?
Just called you a faggot.
1233
01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:43,898
Say that shit again!
Say that damn...
1234
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:45,033
It's patrick!
1235
01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:47,702
Leave him alone!
1236
01:11:47,704 --> 01:11:48,703
Mary elizabeth: Sam!
1237
01:11:56,812 --> 01:11:59,580
Stop! Leave him! Stop!
1238
01:12:00,516 --> 01:12:01,582
Stop!
1239
01:12:34,650 --> 01:12:37,018
Touch my friends again
and I'll blind you.
1240
01:12:46,929 --> 01:12:48,029
Charlie?
1241
01:12:48,530 --> 01:12:49,664
Yeah?
1242
01:12:51,066 --> 01:12:52,433
Thanks for stopping 'em.
1243
01:12:54,737 --> 01:12:56,137
Sure, brad.
1244
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:19,627
How you doing, charlie?
1245
01:13:19,629 --> 01:13:21,929
I don't know.
1246
01:13:21,931 --> 01:13:25,032
I keep trying, but I can't
really remember what I did.
1247
01:13:26,135 --> 01:13:27,568
Do you want me
to tell you?
1248
01:13:29,171 --> 01:13:30,805
Yeah.
1249
01:13:30,807 --> 01:13:32,540
You saved my brother.
1250
01:13:33,876 --> 01:13:35,143
That's what you did.
1251
01:13:35,978 --> 01:13:37,578
So you're not
scared of me?
1252
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:38,646
No.
1253
01:13:41,517 --> 01:13:42,784
Can we be friends again?
1254
01:13:42,786 --> 01:13:44,152
Of course.
1255
01:13:52,127 --> 01:13:53,428
Come on.
1256
01:13:56,565 --> 01:13:58,065
Let's go be
psychos together.
1257
01:14:04,206 --> 01:14:05,706
I'm dating peter now.
1258
01:14:07,476 --> 01:14:09,010
He's in college with craig.
1259
01:14:09,012 --> 01:14:13,047
He's opinionated.
We have intellectual debates.
1260
01:14:13,049 --> 01:14:17,018
You were very sweet
but our relationship
was too one-sided.
1261
01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:19,854
I know this is
hard for you.
1262
01:14:19,856 --> 01:14:21,088
I'm just glad
that you're happy.
1263
01:14:21,857 --> 01:14:23,191
Okay.
1264
01:14:28,197 --> 01:14:31,466
Hey, craig,
sam'll be down. Soon.
1265
01:14:31,468 --> 01:14:33,868
Oy vey.
We're gonna miss the movie.
1266
01:14:33,870 --> 01:14:36,204
Yeah, I'll go put
some pep in her step.
Don't worry.
1267
01:14:36,206 --> 01:14:37,104
Sam: Hello?
1268
01:14:39,675 --> 01:14:42,743
Hey. Do you wanna
get out of here?
1269
01:14:42,745 --> 01:14:43,911
Sure, patrick.
1270
01:14:47,182 --> 01:14:48,516
Patrick: I'll tell you
something, charlie,
1271
01:14:48,518 --> 01:14:50,251
I feel good.
You know what I mean?
1272
01:14:50,253 --> 01:14:51,719
Maybe tomorrow
I'll take you
1273
01:14:51,721 --> 01:14:53,721
To this
karaoke place downtown.
1274
01:14:53,723 --> 01:14:55,990
And this club off the strip.
They don't card.
1275
01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:58,259
And the schenley park scene.
1276
01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:01,796
You have to see
the fruit loop
at least one time.
1277
01:15:01,798 --> 01:15:03,264
(patrick howling
enthusiastically)
1278
01:15:12,908 --> 01:15:14,609
Oh, my god.
1279
01:15:14,611 --> 01:15:17,178
My life is officially
an after-school special.
1280
01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:18,679
Son of a bitch!
1281
01:15:19,615 --> 01:15:21,616
It really is.
1282
01:15:21,618 --> 01:15:23,084
It so is.
1283
01:15:26,788 --> 01:15:29,824
Patrick: So, you ever hear
the one about lily miller?
1284
01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:31,025
Charlie: I don't know.
1285
01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:32,994
Really?
1286
01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:35,196
I thought your brother
would have told you.
It's a classic.
1287
01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:37,098
Maybe.
1288
01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:40,635
Okay, lily comes here
one night with this
guy parker.
1289
01:15:40,637 --> 01:15:43,938
And this was to be the night
that they were gonna
lose their virginity.
1290
01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:46,807
So she did it really proper.
She packed a picnic.
1291
01:15:46,809 --> 01:15:49,110
Stole a bottle of wine.
1292
01:15:49,112 --> 01:15:53,848
Everything was perfect
and they're just about
to 'do it.'
1293
01:15:53,850 --> 01:15:56,083
When they realize
they forgot the condoms.
1294
01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:57,818
So what do you
think happened?
1295
01:15:57,820 --> 01:15:59,720
I don't know.
1296
01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,322
They did it with
one of the sandwich bags.
1297
01:16:01,823 --> 01:16:03,024
Ew!
1298
01:16:04,159 --> 01:16:05,293
(laughing)
1299
01:16:05,295 --> 01:16:06,761
Oh, that's disgusting!
1300
01:16:06,763 --> 01:16:08,296
Yes, it is.
1301
01:16:08,298 --> 01:16:10,998
Come on! Let's keep
the train rolling.
1302
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,134
Suburban legend, charlie.
1303
01:16:13,136 --> 01:16:15,002
Well...
1304
01:16:15,004 --> 01:16:18,105
There's this girl named
second base stace.
1305
01:16:18,107 --> 01:16:22,043
And, well, she had
boobs in 4th grade.
1306
01:16:22,045 --> 01:16:24,312
Mosquito bites.
Promising. Go.
1307
01:16:24,314 --> 01:16:27,281
And she let some of
the guys feel them.
1308
01:16:28,984 --> 01:16:30,117
That's your suburban legend?
1309
01:16:30,119 --> 01:16:31,719
Yeah.
1310
01:16:31,721 --> 01:16:32,753
Did you at least
cop a feel?
1311
01:16:33,355 --> 01:16:34,689
No.
1312
01:16:34,691 --> 01:16:36,958
No. Of course not.
You went home,
1313
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:39,327
Listened to asleep,
wrote a poem...
1314
01:16:39,329 --> 01:16:41,295
Fine. Okay. Your turn.
1315
01:16:43,865 --> 01:16:44,732
Hmm.
1316
01:16:47,035 --> 01:16:48,369
Yeah. I've got one.
1317
01:16:50,806 --> 01:16:52,139
Well...
1318
01:16:52,141 --> 01:16:54,041
There's this one guy.
1319
01:16:54,043 --> 01:16:57,311
Queer as a 3-dollar bill.
1320
01:16:57,313 --> 01:17:01,048
The guy's father
doesn't know about his son.
1321
01:17:01,050 --> 01:17:03,818
So he comes into
the basement one night
1322
01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:06,387
When he's supposed
to be out of town.
1323
01:17:06,389 --> 01:17:08,322
Catches his son
with another boy.
1324
01:17:10,025 --> 01:17:11,826
So he starts beating him.
1325
01:17:11,828 --> 01:17:15,329
But not like the slap kind.
Like, the real kind.
1326
01:17:19,001 --> 01:17:20,635
And the boyfriend
1327
01:17:20,637 --> 01:17:23,371
Says, "stop.
You're killing him."
1328
01:17:24,940 --> 01:17:27,408
But the son just yells,
"get out."
1329
01:17:28,910 --> 01:17:31,912
And eventually...
1330
01:17:33,248 --> 01:17:36,384
...The boyfriend just did.
1331
01:17:43,191 --> 01:17:45,226
Why can't you save anybody?
1332
01:17:47,396 --> 01:17:48,796
I don't know.
1333
01:17:51,199 --> 01:17:52,366
Forget it.
1334
01:17:53,735 --> 01:17:56,070
I'm free now, right?
1335
01:17:56,072 --> 01:17:59,940
I could meet
the love of my life
any second.
1336
01:17:59,942 --> 01:18:03,744
Things will be different now
and that's good.
1337
01:18:03,746 --> 01:18:05,746
I just need to meet
a good guy.
1338
01:18:06,782 --> 01:18:07,815
Yeah.
1339
01:18:21,263 --> 01:18:22,830
Patrick:
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1340
01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:25,966
It's all right.
1341
01:18:31,006 --> 01:18:34,308
Charlie: I've been spending
a lot of time with patrick.
1342
01:18:34,310 --> 01:18:37,812
He begins every night
really excited.
1343
01:18:37,814 --> 01:18:42,183
He always says he feels fre
and tonight is his destiny.
1344
01:18:42,185 --> 01:18:45,319
But after a while
he runs out of things
to keep himself numb.
1345
01:18:47,856 --> 01:18:50,491
And sam got her letter
from penn state.
1346
01:18:57,132 --> 01:18:59,867
"we will require you to take
our summer session
1347
01:18:59,869 --> 01:19:03,003
"at the main campus
immediately following
your high school graduation."
1348
01:19:06,341 --> 01:19:07,341
She got in, charlie.
1349
01:19:13,415 --> 01:19:14,482
(sniffles)
1350
01:19:14,484 --> 01:19:15,349
(laughs)
1351
01:19:19,888 --> 01:19:24,458
After that, all patrick
could talk about was collee
and all their futures.
1352
01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:27,027
Alice did get
into nyu film school.
1353
01:19:27,029 --> 01:19:29,230
Patrick is going to the
university of washington
1354
01:19:29,232 --> 01:19:31,365
Because he wants to be
near the music in seattl.
1355
01:19:33,001 --> 01:19:34,869
But he wasn't
going to leave
1356
01:19:34,871 --> 01:19:37,938
Without organizing
the best senior prank ever.
1357
01:19:44,212 --> 01:19:47,047
Sam is going away
right after graduation.
1358
01:19:47,049 --> 01:19:49,316
It all feels very exciting.
1359
01:19:49,318 --> 01:19:52,119
I just wish
it were happening to me.
1360
01:19:52,121 --> 01:19:56,157
Especially because,
ever since I blacked out
in the cafeteria,
1361
01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:57,825
It's been getting worse.
1362
01:19:57,827 --> 01:19:59,560
And I can't
turn it off this time.
1363
01:20:00,997 --> 01:20:04,365
Your copies of gatsby
up to the front, please.
1364
01:20:05,333 --> 01:20:07,301
And I know
it's the last day,
1365
01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:10,271
But if we could keep it
to a dull roar,
I'd appreciate it.
1366
01:20:10,906 --> 01:20:12,273
Thank you.
1367
01:20:12,275 --> 01:20:16,043
Guy, guys. Thank you
for such a great year.
1368
01:20:16,045 --> 01:20:17,578
I had a blast.
I hope you did, too.
1369
01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:20,548
And I hope you have
a great time this summer
on your vacations.
1370
01:20:20,550 --> 01:20:22,883
Now who here is gonna read
for pleasure this summer?
1371
01:20:28,190 --> 01:20:29,523
Charlie.
1372
01:20:29,525 --> 01:20:30,591
Very good.
1373
01:20:33,128 --> 01:20:34,562
(school bell rings)
1374
01:20:34,564 --> 01:20:35,963
Have a good summer.
1375
01:20:40,602 --> 01:20:41,936
Last day.
1376
01:20:42,270 --> 01:20:44,471
Yeah.
1377
01:20:44,473 --> 01:20:48,242
So I know
it's none of my business,
but have you decided?
1378
01:20:49,277 --> 01:20:51,245
Are you going to new york?
1379
01:20:52,214 --> 01:20:53,347
Well...
1380
01:20:54,382 --> 01:20:57,484
My wife and I like it here.
1381
01:20:57,486 --> 01:20:59,620
And I think I might be better
at teaching than writing.
1382
01:20:59,622 --> 01:21:01,055
(chuckles)
1383
01:21:01,057 --> 01:21:03,424
You know, charlie,
I was thinking that
1384
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:07,094
Maybe I could still
give you books next year.
1385
01:21:07,596 --> 01:21:09,964
Yeah, yeah.
1386
01:21:09,966 --> 01:21:11,465
I think you could write
one of them one day.
1387
01:21:13,101 --> 01:21:14,268
Really?
1388
01:21:14,270 --> 01:21:15,469
I do.
1389
01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:20,341
You're the best teacher
I've ever had.
1390
01:21:21,109 --> 01:21:22,509
Thank you.
1391
01:21:32,420 --> 01:21:35,089
Students: 10, 9, 8,
1392
01:21:35,091 --> 01:21:37,291
7, 6, 5,
1393
01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:39,960
4, 3, 2, 1.
1394
01:21:39,962 --> 01:21:41,528
(school bell rings)
(all cheering)
1395
01:21:47,936 --> 01:21:49,536
Charlie: Dear friend,
1396
01:21:49,538 --> 01:21:52,172
I wanted to tell you
about us running.
1397
01:21:52,174 --> 01:21:54,241
There was
this beautiful sunset.
1398
01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:56,677
And just a few hours befor,
everyone I love
1399
01:21:56,679 --> 01:21:59,179
Had their last day
of high school ever.
1400
01:21:59,181 --> 01:22:01,215
I was happy because
they were happy,
1401
01:22:01,217 --> 01:22:03,450
Even though I counted
and I have
1402
01:22:03,452 --> 01:22:08,155
1095 days to go.
1403
01:22:08,157 --> 01:22:10,658
I kept imagining
what school would be like
without them
1404
01:22:10,660 --> 01:22:13,460
As they were
all getting ready
for their prom.
1405
01:22:13,462 --> 01:22:16,664
My sister finally decided
to break up with derek
1406
01:22:16,666 --> 01:22:18,699
And go stag with
her girlfriends instead.
1407
01:22:21,336 --> 01:22:23,671
And then there was sam.
1408
01:22:23,673 --> 01:22:27,274
I've looked at her pictue
since that night.
1409
01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:30,711
I like to see
how happy she was
before she knew.
1410
01:22:30,713 --> 01:22:34,481
They were
in a hotel suite after prom
and the truth came out.
1411
01:22:34,483 --> 01:22:38,485
Basically craig
has been cheating on sam
the whole time.
1412
01:22:38,487 --> 01:22:40,487
When I heard that,
1413
01:22:40,489 --> 01:22:42,990
I kept thinking
about the happy girl
in these pictures.
1414
01:22:42,992 --> 01:22:47,061
'cause she doesn't have
1095 days to go.
1415
01:22:47,063 --> 01:22:48,662
She made it.
1416
01:22:48,664 --> 01:22:51,165
This is her time.
1417
01:22:51,167 --> 01:22:53,600
And no one should be
able to take that away.
1418
01:22:56,404 --> 01:22:57,972
Congratulations.
1419
01:22:57,974 --> 01:22:59,573
Oh, charlie. Charlie's here.
Guys, group photo.
1420
01:22:59,575 --> 01:23:01,542
We should all
take a group photo.
1421
01:23:01,544 --> 01:23:04,011
Ooh! Get against the railing
and try to look suave.
1422
01:23:04,013 --> 01:23:05,746
Yep, this is the one.
That's gonna be
a great angle.
1423
01:23:09,117 --> 01:23:10,584
(clock ticking)
1424
01:23:13,688 --> 01:23:16,056
At her going away party,
1425
01:23:16,058 --> 01:23:19,193
I wanted her to know
about that night
we went through the tunnel.
1426
01:23:19,195 --> 01:23:21,395
And how for the first time,
1427
01:23:21,397 --> 01:23:23,163
I felt like
I belonged somewhere.
1428
01:23:24,699 --> 01:23:27,735
And tomorrow, she's leavin.
1429
01:23:27,737 --> 01:23:30,237
So I wanted to give her
a part of me.
1430
01:23:32,707 --> 01:23:35,109
Are these
all your books, charlie?
1431
01:23:44,552 --> 01:23:46,020
Thanks for
staying up with me.
1432
01:23:46,022 --> 01:23:49,156
Sure.
1433
01:23:49,158 --> 01:23:51,458
My brother said
penn state has this
restaurant called
1434
01:23:51,460 --> 01:23:53,794
Ye olde college diner.
1435
01:23:53,796 --> 01:23:56,096
You have to get a grilled
sticky on your first night.
1436
01:23:56,098 --> 01:23:58,298
It's a tradition.
1437
01:23:59,234 --> 01:24:00,434
That sounds like fun.
1438
01:24:00,436 --> 01:24:01,568
Yeah.
1439
01:24:04,606 --> 01:24:06,774
Pretty soon, you'll have
a whole new group
of friends, you know.
1440
01:24:08,443 --> 01:24:10,577
You won't even think
about this place anymore.
1441
01:24:13,281 --> 01:24:14,481
Yes, I will.
1442
01:24:28,096 --> 01:24:29,530
Had lunch with craig today.
1443
01:24:31,533 --> 01:24:33,767
Yeah?
1444
01:24:33,769 --> 01:24:36,437
He said he was sorry
and that I was right
to break up with him.
1445
01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:43,844
I'm driving away
and was feeling
so small.
1446
01:24:43,846 --> 01:24:49,783
Just asking myself,
"why do I
and everyone I love
1447
01:24:49,785 --> 01:24:52,619
"pick people who treat us
like we're nothing?"
1448
01:24:57,659 --> 01:25:00,160
We accept the love
we think we deserve.
1449
01:25:07,135 --> 01:25:09,136
Then why didn't
you ever ask me out?
1450
01:25:16,344 --> 01:25:18,545
I...
1451
01:25:18,547 --> 01:25:19,880
I just didn't think that
you wanted that.
1452
01:25:20,849 --> 01:25:22,850
Well, what did you want?
1453
01:25:24,486 --> 01:25:26,587
I just want you to be happy.
1454
01:25:27,589 --> 01:25:29,590
Don't you get it, charlie?
1455
01:25:30,658 --> 01:25:33,393
I can't feel that.
1456
01:25:33,395 --> 01:25:36,864
It's really sweet
and everything, but...
1457
01:25:36,866 --> 01:25:39,466
You can't just sit there
and put everybody's lives
ahead of yours
1458
01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:41,335
And think
that counts as love.
1459
01:25:41,337 --> 01:25:43,770
I don't want to be
somebody's crush.
1460
01:25:44,873 --> 01:25:47,908
I want people
to like the real me.
1461
01:25:51,412 --> 01:25:53,580
I know who you are, sam.
1462
01:25:59,354 --> 01:26:00,821
I know I'm quiet.
1463
01:26:02,423 --> 01:26:05,592
And I know
I should speak more.
1464
01:26:05,594 --> 01:26:09,363
But if you knew the things
that were in my head
most of the time,
1465
01:26:09,365 --> 01:26:12,432
You'd know
what it really meant.
1466
01:26:14,435 --> 01:26:17,437
How much we're alike
1467
01:26:17,439 --> 01:26:19,773
And how we've been through
the same things.
1468
01:26:21,509 --> 01:26:23,644
And you're not small.
1469
01:26:23,646 --> 01:26:24,945
You're beautiful.
1470
01:26:51,739 --> 01:26:52,839
What's wrong, charlie?
1471
01:26:53,408 --> 01:26:54,641
Nothing.
1472
01:27:20,935 --> 01:27:22,336
Mary elizabeth:
I want you to promise
1473
01:27:22,338 --> 01:27:24,938
Sam: You know I'm gonna
call you all the time.
1474
01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:26,673
We're gonna see
each other in new york.
1475
01:27:26,675 --> 01:27:27,774
Sam: All the time.
1476
01:27:30,511 --> 01:27:31,612
Come on, sam.
1477
01:28:13,921 --> 01:28:15,422
What's wrong, charlie?
1478
01:28:19,327 --> 01:28:20,694
Sam's mother:
Put your seat belt on.
1479
01:28:20,696 --> 01:28:21,595
We'll meet you there.
1480
01:28:45,553 --> 01:28:46,953
Don't wake your sister.
1481
01:28:59,934 --> 01:29:01,468
It'll be our
little secret, okay?
1482
01:29:03,905 --> 01:29:05,372
Look, charlie...
1483
01:29:05,374 --> 01:29:07,007
She's fast asleep.
1484
01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:10,410
Don't wake your sister.
1485
01:29:17,719 --> 01:29:19,686
My fault.
1486
01:29:19,688 --> 01:29:20,987
My fault.
1487
01:29:20,989 --> 01:29:21,955
My fault.
1488
01:29:22,757 --> 01:29:24,624
It's all my fault.
1489
01:29:24,626 --> 01:29:26,526
It'll be our
little secret. Okay?
1490
01:29:26,528 --> 01:29:27,594
Stop it.
1491
01:29:28,763 --> 01:29:29,896
Stop.
1492
01:29:34,102 --> 01:29:35,135
Stop crying.
1493
01:29:36,104 --> 01:29:38,004
Stop crying.
1494
01:29:45,513 --> 01:29:46,480
Charlie: This'll be
our little secret.
1495
01:29:50,618 --> 01:29:52,119
(phone rings)
1496
01:29:53,454 --> 01:29:55,489
Candace. Your brother's
on the phone.
1497
01:29:58,059 --> 01:29:59,559
Hello?
1498
01:29:59,561 --> 01:30:02,129
Hey, candace.
Charlie?
1499
01:30:02,131 --> 01:30:06,600
Sam and patrick left
and I can't stop thinking
about something.
1500
01:30:06,602 --> 01:30:07,834
Shh. What?
1501
01:30:07,836 --> 01:30:08,969
Candace...
1502
01:30:10,138 --> 01:30:12,806
I killed aunt helen,
didn't I?
1503
01:30:12,808 --> 01:30:14,641
She died getting
my birthday present,
1504
01:30:14,643 --> 01:30:17,744
So I guess I killed her?
Right?
1505
01:30:17,746 --> 01:30:19,913
I've tried
to stop thinking that,
but I can't.
1506
01:30:19,915 --> 01:30:21,448
She keeps driving away
and dying.
1507
01:30:21,450 --> 01:30:23,517
Call the police
and send them to my house.
1508
01:30:23,519 --> 01:30:24,951
I can't stop her.
I'm crazy again.
1509
01:30:24,953 --> 01:30:27,020
No. Charlie, listen to me.
1510
01:30:27,022 --> 01:30:28,755
Mom and dad
are gonna be home
with chris any second.
1511
01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:30,056
I'm just thinking,
1512
01:30:31,526 --> 01:30:33,593
What if I wanted her
to die, candace?
1513
01:30:33,595 --> 01:30:35,662
What? Charlie?
(hangs up phone)
1514
01:30:35,664 --> 01:30:36,797
Charlie!
1515
01:31:11,866 --> 01:31:13,233
Charlie?
1516
01:31:14,569 --> 01:31:15,735
I'm dr. Burton.
1517
01:31:20,708 --> 01:31:22,509
Where am I?
1518
01:31:22,511 --> 01:31:24,177
Mayview hospital.
1519
01:31:26,614 --> 01:31:30,951
You have to let me go.
My dad can't afford it.
1520
01:31:30,953 --> 01:31:32,986
Oh, don't worry about that.
1521
01:31:32,988 --> 01:31:34,988
No.
1522
01:31:34,990 --> 01:31:38,191
I saw them
when I was little
1523
01:31:38,193 --> 01:31:40,494
And I don't want
to be a mayview kid.
1524
01:31:40,496 --> 01:31:42,195
Just tell me how to stop it.
1525
01:31:42,197 --> 01:31:43,263
Stop what?
1526
01:31:44,532 --> 01:31:46,266
Seeing it.
1527
01:31:48,936 --> 01:31:52,873
All their lives
all the time.
1528
01:31:54,075 --> 01:31:55,909
How do you stop seeing it?
1529
01:31:55,911 --> 01:31:57,878
Seeing what, charlie?
1530
01:31:57,880 --> 01:32:03,750
There is so much pain.
1531
01:32:03,752 --> 01:32:07,888
And I don't know
how to not notice it.
1532
01:32:08,723 --> 01:32:10,190
What's hurting you?
1533
01:32:10,192 --> 01:32:11,758
No, not me.
1534
01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:16,162
It's them. It's everyone.
It never stops.
1535
01:32:17,231 --> 01:32:18,198
Do you understand?
1536
01:32:25,573 --> 01:32:27,240
What about your aunt helen?
1537
01:32:31,579 --> 01:32:33,980
What about her?
1538
01:32:33,982 --> 01:32:35,248
Do you see her?
1539
01:32:38,786 --> 01:32:40,987
Yes.
1540
01:32:40,989 --> 01:32:42,856
She had a terrible life.
1541
01:32:45,893 --> 01:32:47,294
God, what am I supposed to...
1542
01:32:47,296 --> 01:32:50,063
You said some things
about her in your sleep.
1543
01:32:50,065 --> 01:32:52,265
I don't care.
1544
01:32:52,267 --> 01:32:53,600
If you want
to get better,
1545
01:32:54,936 --> 01:32:56,336
You have to.
1546
01:33:03,144 --> 01:33:04,210
She...
1547
01:33:05,846 --> 01:33:08,114
She was insane.
1548
01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:10,350
I'm just sayin'.
1549
01:33:11,285 --> 01:33:12,319
She...
1550
01:33:14,055 --> 01:33:15,789
Charlie?
1551
01:33:15,791 --> 01:33:16,957
You gonna let me
help you here?
1552
01:33:20,962 --> 01:33:22,228
Okay.
1553
01:33:23,864 --> 01:33:26,232
Do you remember anything
before you blacked out?
1554
01:33:29,103 --> 01:33:31,771
I remember leaving
sam's house.
1555
01:33:32,707 --> 01:33:35,308
I was walking home. And...
1556
01:33:37,378 --> 01:33:39,212
Charlie:
I was in the hospital
for a while.
1557
01:33:41,349 --> 01:33:44,884
I won't go into detail
about all of it.
1558
01:33:44,886 --> 01:33:48,955
But I will say there were
some very bad days.
1559
01:33:48,957 --> 01:33:51,291
And some unexpected
beautiful days.
1560
01:33:54,895 --> 01:33:58,398
The worst day was
the time my doctor
told my mom and dad
1561
01:33:58,400 --> 01:34:00,200
What aunt helen did to m.
1562
01:34:06,974 --> 01:34:08,074
Honey?
1563
01:34:11,012 --> 01:34:12,412
I'm so sorry.
1564
01:34:27,061 --> 01:34:29,863
The best days were those
when I could have visitors.
1565
01:34:29,865 --> 01:34:32,399
My brother and sister
always came for those,
1566
01:34:32,401 --> 01:34:35,769
Until chris had to go
to training camp.
1567
01:34:35,771 --> 01:34:37,370
He's going to be
first string this year.
1568
01:34:40,241 --> 01:34:43,410
My sister told me
she met a nice guy
at her summer job.
1569
01:34:47,748 --> 01:34:50,283
Here he is.
1570
01:34:50,285 --> 01:34:54,187
So I'll see you Thursday
at 6:00, right?
1571
01:34:54,189 --> 01:34:56,289
Okay.
You gonna hang in there?
1572
01:34:56,291 --> 01:34:59,192
My doctor said
we can't choose
where we come from,
1573
01:34:59,194 --> 01:35:01,361
But we can choose
where we go from there.
1574
01:35:02,931 --> 01:35:08,168
But it was
enough to start putting
these pieces together.
1575
01:35:09,737 --> 01:35:11,371
God bless this food
we are about to receive.
1576
01:35:11,373 --> 01:35:12,872
We thank you
for this bounty,
1577
01:35:12,874 --> 01:35:15,275
In the name of our lord
jesus christ, amen.
1578
01:35:15,277 --> 01:35:17,143
Amen.
Amen.
1579
01:35:25,486 --> 01:35:27,921
How do you think the penguins
are gonna do this year, dad?
1580
01:35:30,291 --> 01:35:32,258
Goddamn penguins.
1581
01:35:32,260 --> 01:35:34,327
Think they're allergic
to goddamn defense.
1582
01:35:37,898 --> 01:35:39,933
What do the players
call a puck, again?
1583
01:35:40,801 --> 01:35:42,502
A biscuit.
1584
01:35:42,504 --> 01:35:44,404
Are you sure it's not
a "goddamn biscuit"?
1585
01:35:44,406 --> 01:35:46,139
You're cruisin'
for a bruisin'.
1586
01:35:46,141 --> 01:35:48,208
Mother: Honey, I think
we're gonna have to do
1587
01:35:48,210 --> 01:35:49,776
A little shopping for you
before you take off, huh?
1588
01:35:49,778 --> 01:35:51,311
Candace: Yeah,
I need some books.
1589
01:35:51,313 --> 01:35:52,378
Mother: Clothes, too.
1590
01:35:52,380 --> 01:35:53,413
Candace: Yeah.
1591
01:35:56,817 --> 01:35:57,817
(doorbell rings)
1592
01:35:59,353 --> 01:36:00,887
Can charlie
come out and play?
1593
01:36:07,161 --> 01:36:09,395
The first night,
we had grilled stickies.
1594
01:36:09,397 --> 01:36:11,264
So good.
1595
01:36:11,266 --> 01:36:12,932
You have
to visit in the fall.
We'll have some, okay?
1596
01:36:12,934 --> 01:36:14,134
Definitely.
1597
01:36:14,136 --> 01:36:15,869
Oh, sorry,
1598
01:36:15,871 --> 01:36:18,171
Charlie has a breakdown
scheduled for October.
1599
01:36:18,173 --> 01:36:19,839
(charlie chuckles softly)
1600
01:36:19,841 --> 01:36:21,508
Well, can I
tell you something?
1601
01:36:21,510 --> 01:36:23,810
I've been away
for two months.
1602
01:36:24,478 --> 01:36:26,212
It's another world.
1603
01:36:26,214 --> 01:36:28,314
And it gets better.
1604
01:36:28,316 --> 01:36:31,251
And my roommate katie
has the best taste in music.
1605
01:36:37,858 --> 01:36:39,526
I found the tunnel song.
1606
01:36:42,863 --> 01:36:43,530
Let's drive.
1607
01:36:45,065 --> 01:36:45,932
(patrick whoops)
1608
01:36:49,136 --> 01:36:51,538
Charlie: I don't know
if I will have the time
to write any more letter,
1609
01:36:51,540 --> 01:36:54,507
Because I might be too busy
trying to participate.
1610
01:36:58,045 --> 01:37:00,914
So, if this does end up
being the last letter,
1611
01:37:00,916 --> 01:37:04,450
I want you to know
that I was in a bad place
before I started high school.
1612
01:37:04,452 --> 01:37:07,353
And you helped me.
1613
01:37:07,355 --> 01:37:09,522
Even if you didn't know
what I was talking about.
1614
01:37:09,524 --> 01:37:11,858
Or know someone
who's gone through it.
1615
01:37:11,860 --> 01:37:13,560
You made me not feel alone.
1616
01:37:16,363 --> 01:37:18,097
Because I know
there are people
1617
01:37:18,099 --> 01:37:21,034
Who say all these things
don't happen.
1618
01:37:21,036 --> 01:37:26,506
There are people
who forget what it's like
to be 16 when they turn 17.
1619
01:37:26,508 --> 01:37:29,209
I know these will all
be stories someday.
1620
01:37:29,211 --> 01:37:32,278
And our pictures
will become old photograph.
1621
01:37:32,280 --> 01:37:34,447
And we'll all become
somebody's mom or dad.
1622
01:37:36,550 --> 01:37:40,420
But right now
these moments
are not stories.
1623
01:37:40,422 --> 01:37:41,454
This is happening.
1624
01:37:42,590 --> 01:37:44,357
I am here.
1625
01:37:44,359 --> 01:37:45,625
And I am looking at her.
1626
01:37:46,894 --> 01:37:49,062
And she is so beautiful.
1627
01:37:59,206 --> 01:38:01,274
I can see it.
1628
01:38:01,276 --> 01:38:04,444
This one moment
when you know
you're not a sad story.
1629
01:38:05,279 --> 01:38:08,348
You are alive.
1630
01:38:08,350 --> 01:38:10,950
You stand up
and see the lights
on the buildings
1631
01:38:10,952 --> 01:38:14,320
And everything
that makes you wonder.
1632
01:38:14,322 --> 01:38:16,456
And you're listening
to that song on that drie
1633
01:38:16,458 --> 01:38:19,192
With the people
you love most
in this world.
1634
01:38:22,229 --> 01:38:24,664
And in this moment, I swea,
1635
01:38:26,901 --> 01:38:28,468
We are infinite.
1636
01:38:28,470 --> 01:38:30,536
(both screaming)
1637
01:38:30,538 --> 01:38:33,206
('70s art rock song playing)
1638
01:38:37,420 --> 01:38:57,786
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