1 00:00:45,101 --> 00:00:48,127 I imagine the best place to start is at the beginning. 2 00:00:50,172 --> 00:00:51,974 Meg. 3 00:00:51,975 --> 00:00:53,975 Why are you here? 4 00:00:54,644 --> 00:00:56,703 Beatrice has... 5 00:00:59,182 --> 00:01:02,413 ...been showing signs of depression. 6 00:01:03,153 --> 00:01:05,644 She's also been very, very angry with us. 7 00:01:06,389 --> 00:01:09,085 Ever since she saw us having sex. 8 00:01:14,298 --> 00:01:18,462 When you were having sex, was it different or unusual in any way? 9 00:01:22,406 --> 00:01:26,172 We got a book. Kama Sutra. 10 00:01:27,645 --> 00:01:29,645 I lit some candles... 11 00:01:30,348 --> 00:01:32,348 ...and played some music. 12 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:35,682 And got myself in a position that wasn't... 13 00:01:36,821 --> 00:01:39,757 ...very easy for me, emotionally. 14 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:42,451 It's called the Congress of the Cow... 15 00:01:43,662 --> 00:01:44,996 ...where... 16 00:01:44,997 --> 00:01:49,161 ...the woman is bent over, the hands are on the floor, the man is behind. 17 00:01:50,636 --> 00:01:52,968 What did she do when she saw you? 18 00:01:53,173 --> 00:01:55,403 She just stood there staring at us. 19 00:01:55,607 --> 00:01:58,668 -She didn't say anything? -Didn't say a word. 20 00:01:59,946 --> 00:02:02,642 What would you like to say to Beatrice right now? 21 00:02:06,953 --> 00:02:10,320 I'm sorry. I'm sorry you had to see that. 22 00:02:10,524 --> 00:02:12,524 Beatrice, can you look at us? 23 00:02:13,026 --> 00:02:15,654 Come on, honey, Mommy and Daddy are over here. 24 00:02:18,499 --> 00:02:20,499 Champions into the ring. 25 00:02:22,369 --> 00:02:24,462 Thank you. Right on around. 26 00:02:27,074 --> 00:02:29,474 Just trot him straight away and back, please. 27 00:02:29,810 --> 00:02:33,679 They couldn't have ordered up a nicer day, I'll say that for them. 28 00:02:33,881 --> 00:02:36,213 I woke up, I was so glad. 29 00:02:36,784 --> 00:02:39,015 Would everybody please fill in to line? 30 00:02:39,221 --> 00:02:42,088 Leads up. Let's take them all around. 31 00:02:47,095 --> 00:02:50,394 Best of Breed. Best of Winners. Best Opposite. 32 00:02:50,599 --> 00:02:52,599 Yes! 33 00:02:53,636 --> 00:02:55,237 Super. 34 00:02:55,238 --> 00:02:58,730 I like to think that Cookie and I work as a team. 35 00:02:58,941 --> 00:03:00,408 Although I do nothing. 36 00:03:00,409 --> 00:03:03,243 She does all the work with Winky. 37 00:03:05,181 --> 00:03:08,548 Well, the fiirst time we met was at this... 38 00:03:08,752 --> 00:03:11,219 ...big dance. 39 00:03:12,055 --> 00:03:15,456 And I just thought she was the prettiest thing... 40 00:03:15,659 --> 00:03:17,260 ...that I'd ever seen. 41 00:03:17,261 --> 00:03:19,752 And she was there with somebody else. 42 00:03:19,963 --> 00:03:23,956 She was very popular back then. She had dozens of boyfriends. 43 00:03:24,301 --> 00:03:26,301 Hundreds. 44 00:03:26,404 --> 00:03:28,037 Hundreds? 45 00:03:28,038 --> 00:03:29,339 Yeah, hundreds. 46 00:03:29,340 --> 00:03:31,340 I did not know that! 47 00:03:32,510 --> 00:03:34,510 Hundreds. 48 00:03:35,045 --> 00:03:37,913 Well, not that I didn't have a reputation myself... 49 00:03:38,116 --> 00:03:42,018 ...because, you know, I was considered... 50 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:47,056 ...by "some" to be quite the Casanova, myself. 51 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:51,793 Back at Ponce de Leon Junior High. But we started dancing.... 52 00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:54,130 He didn't want to dance! 53 00:03:54,199 --> 00:03:57,191 -I didn't want to dance because-- -I said, "Get up, Gerry." 54 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,462 I kept saying, "No, I can't dance. 55 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:02,505 I've got two left feet! I've got two left feet!" 56 00:04:02,708 --> 00:04:04,708 I thought he was kidding. 57 00:04:05,177 --> 00:04:07,177 But I wasn't. 58 00:04:08,013 --> 00:04:10,106 I was born... 59 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,078 ...with two left feet. 60 00:04:13,285 --> 00:04:15,982 And they had a nickname for me. 61 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:17,957 They used to call me Loopy... 62 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:21,018 ...because, you know, I would walk in little loops. 63 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:23,227 I kept going in circles. 64 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:26,757 And then with some therapy I learned... 65 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,234 ...how to walk a straight line. 66 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:30,870 And dance. 67 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,871 -And dance! -And dance. 68 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:36,104 Oh, man, you got moves better than Winky, I think. 69 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:41,514 My great-grandfather Millbank, in 1875... 70 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:45,447 ...began the Mayflower IKennel Club and Dog Show. 71 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,653 It started small. 72 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,050 He operated out of this house we're in... 73 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:54,695 ...this beautiful building, and this lovely room... 74 00:04:54,896 --> 00:04:58,696 ...which grew and grew, and of course, nobody lives here anymore. 75 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:00,900 But, it's our... 76 00:05:01,003 --> 00:05:02,704 ...it's our place. 77 00:05:02,705 --> 00:05:06,732 And then my grandfather continued the tradition... 78 00:05:06,943 --> 00:05:10,640 ...and really, I think what we're talking about is standards... 79 00:05:10,847 --> 00:05:14,806 ...very, very specific, rigid, you could say... 80 00:05:15,018 --> 00:05:17,179 ...but in this world... 81 00:05:17,388 --> 00:05:20,185 ...where would we be without them, I think. 82 00:05:20,390 --> 00:05:22,390 And notice where we are. 83 00:05:22,759 --> 00:05:24,990 We've got some real standards... 84 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:28,460 ...and in Jessica's case, we have a bite standard... 85 00:05:28,664 --> 00:05:31,896 ...but we don't have a number of teeth standard. 86 00:05:32,102 --> 00:05:35,162 The breeds do differ in that, but they're very strict... 87 00:05:35,373 --> 00:05:38,136 ...and they're very, very pure. 88 00:05:38,342 --> 00:05:39,743 And, that.... Oh, yes? 89 00:05:39,744 --> 00:05:42,008 Did you hear that? Did you hear what I said? 90 00:05:42,212 --> 00:05:44,237 I think she-- I think you heard what I said. 91 00:05:44,449 --> 00:05:46,449 You were listening to me. 92 00:05:50,488 --> 00:05:52,683 Now, when somebody comes in here... 93 00:05:52,891 --> 00:05:55,952 ...your average tourist, fisherperson, right? 94 00:05:56,161 --> 00:05:58,562 They want to know, "Where do I go?" 95 00:05:58,763 --> 00:06:01,232 What you do is sell them this map... 96 00:06:01,434 --> 00:06:03,367 ...and all these different flies. 97 00:06:03,368 --> 00:06:05,929 You take the map. You take your best places... 98 00:06:06,138 --> 00:06:09,699 ...and you take the best fly for the place, put it right on the map. 99 00:06:09,909 --> 00:06:12,935 Then you'd sell them the map. Now they know where to go. 100 00:06:13,145 --> 00:06:14,846 We pick out the pattern for you. 101 00:06:14,847 --> 00:06:18,112 It could be a Disco Midge, it could be a Beadhead... 102 00:06:18,318 --> 00:06:20,717 ...it could be a Parachute Adams, whatever it is. 103 00:06:20,921 --> 00:06:22,754 He doesn't have to think, "Oh." 104 00:06:22,755 --> 00:06:24,657 Aside from fishing... 105 00:06:24,658 --> 00:06:27,957 ...dogs have always been a big thing in my family. 106 00:06:28,161 --> 00:06:31,688 My father was a Coonhound man. 107 00:06:31,898 --> 00:06:33,898 He had Red Bones... 108 00:06:33,901 --> 00:06:36,836 ...and his brother had a Blue Tick, and his brother had a Plott Hound... 109 00:06:37,037 --> 00:06:39,369 ...and some other members of the family... 110 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:43,669 ...they had Steven's stock and some Cataloona Hounds. 111 00:06:43,878 --> 00:06:47,439 And my brother Otto also had a Red Bone. 112 00:06:47,648 --> 00:06:50,242 We'd fight all the time. He'd say, "I'm a Red Bone man!" 113 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:52,646 I used to say, "I'm a Bloodhound man!" 114 00:06:52,854 --> 00:06:58,121 The Bloodhound, of all the breeds, is just such a noble, loyal, perfect dog. 115 00:06:58,327 --> 00:07:00,061 You can't find a better dog... 116 00:07:00,062 --> 00:07:01,729 ...on the whole planet Earth. 117 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:04,130 And I would guess that even if one day... 118 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:07,791 ...they land on some other planet in Venus or Mars, whatever... 119 00:07:08,003 --> 00:07:10,028 ...you couldn't find a better dog. 120 00:07:10,372 --> 00:07:13,273 And Hubert is the best Hound I've ever had. 121 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:16,206 I've had probably 10 or 1 5. 122 00:07:16,411 --> 00:07:21,405 He is not only a great show dog, but he could be a great man-trail dog. 123 00:07:21,617 --> 00:07:24,552 If the police came and said, "I need a great Bloodhound"... 124 00:07:24,754 --> 00:07:27,416 ...he would be the one to take out. 125 00:07:27,624 --> 00:07:31,458 Because if there was some kind of convict loose, God forbid... 126 00:07:31,661 --> 00:07:33,661 ...he would be the one to find him. 127 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:39,660 We got all fresh cuts today, top-loin... 128 00:07:39,869 --> 00:07:42,896 ...porterhouse, T-bone, blade, ball-tip, tri-tip, chuck. 129 00:07:43,106 --> 00:07:46,406 -We got everything. -So, basically, you know, meat. 130 00:07:47,011 --> 00:07:48,511 -Got a lot of meat. -Oh, good. 131 00:07:48,512 --> 00:07:49,913 Now, Tyrone... 132 00:07:49,914 --> 00:07:52,280 ...liked those kidneys. How about a half-pound? 133 00:07:52,484 --> 00:07:55,577 Not the kidneys. I don't want to pull the membranes. 134 00:07:55,786 --> 00:07:57,811 I'll take care of the membranes. 135 00:07:58,023 --> 00:08:00,023 -You could pull it off. -Stop it. 136 00:08:00,692 --> 00:08:04,753 A half-pound of the salmon, half-pound of the kidneys. 137 00:08:04,963 --> 00:08:08,023 Do me a favor. Just get one of those pepperoni sticks out. 138 00:08:08,233 --> 00:08:11,567 -I just want to hold it. -Will you stop it? You are so bad. 139 00:08:11,770 --> 00:08:14,763 I had been a hairdresser about 14 years... 140 00:08:15,074 --> 00:08:19,066 ...and I went to a show, and I saw his nibs here... 141 00:08:19,277 --> 00:08:21,542 ...having his way with a Borzoi. 142 00:08:21,747 --> 00:08:25,547 Just trotting around that ring like he was born to it, and he was. 143 00:08:25,751 --> 00:08:29,687 I asked my ex-wife, I said, "Who's that?" She says, "That's Scott. 144 00:08:29,889 --> 00:08:31,324 He shows a good dog." 145 00:08:31,325 --> 00:08:33,849 I've never seen anyone as light on his feet-- 146 00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:36,791 -Light in the loafers. Say it. -No, no, no! 147 00:08:36,996 --> 00:08:38,898 -Stop. No. -Wait until I tell Mom! 148 00:08:38,899 --> 00:08:43,268 It's just he and the Borzoi seemed to have the same prance, the same.... 149 00:08:43,470 --> 00:08:47,202 It was like they were two members of the same body, you might say. 150 00:08:47,407 --> 00:08:48,908 And it was a wonderful thing. 151 00:08:48,909 --> 00:08:52,037 I knew a guy who had two members on the same body. 152 00:08:52,246 --> 00:08:54,246 -I dated him. -In your dreams. 153 00:08:54,282 --> 00:08:57,910 Got so exhausted.... Go on. I'm sorry. You were telling a story. 154 00:08:58,118 --> 00:09:00,917 No, and I asked Deb, I said, "Who's that?" She said: 155 00:09:01,122 --> 00:09:04,614 "That's Scott, and he cuts hair, he grooms dogs... 156 00:09:04,826 --> 00:09:07,260 ...and he shows dogs, and he's a genius." 157 00:09:07,462 --> 00:09:11,762 -Then I was, like, wild man on campus. -Club scene. Mr. Club Scene here. 158 00:09:11,966 --> 00:09:15,903 On Friday night, I'd have 3 Saturday nights, then go home and wake up. 159 00:09:16,104 --> 00:09:19,802 My, God, what a thrill. Don't knock it till you've tried it. 160 00:09:20,009 --> 00:09:23,945 Anyway, so we get together, we see several movies... 161 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,478 -...we like the same stuff. -Before you know it.... 162 00:09:26,682 --> 00:09:29,116 -It's the all-American love story. -It sure is. 163 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,318 Writ large. 164 00:09:31,354 --> 00:09:34,618 On the marquee, big letters: "Us." 165 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:39,755 We've been together fiive years. 166 00:09:40,063 --> 00:09:44,056 We have an amazing relationship, and it's very physical. 167 00:09:44,267 --> 00:09:47,634 I mean, he still pushes all my buttons. 168 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:51,500 And you know, people say, "Oh, but he's so much older than you." 169 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:55,975 And you know what? I'm the one having to push him away. 170 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:59,145 Yeah, we both have so much in common. 171 00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:01,517 We both love soup. 172 00:10:01,619 --> 00:10:05,555 And we love the outdoors. 173 00:10:05,757 --> 00:10:08,486 We love snow peas. 174 00:10:08,694 --> 00:10:10,958 And... 175 00:10:11,596 --> 00:10:14,497 ...talking and not talking. 176 00:10:20,105 --> 00:10:23,132 We could not talk or talk forever... 177 00:10:23,975 --> 00:10:27,308 ...and still find things to not talk about. 178 00:10:31,351 --> 00:10:33,351 Hi. I'm Graham Chissolm. 179 00:10:35,154 --> 00:10:36,721 I'm the show chairman. 180 00:10:36,722 --> 00:10:38,748 This is a very special time for me. 181 00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:41,893 It's something I do every year before the show... 182 00:10:42,395 --> 00:10:47,332 ...is come here and kind of, for the last time, enjoy the solitude... 183 00:10:47,868 --> 00:10:51,565 ...of what I call a blank canvas. And... 184 00:10:51,771 --> 00:10:55,003 ...there it is right there. There's nothing out there. 185 00:10:55,409 --> 00:10:58,776 Not that I can see, anyway. No one here. 186 00:10:58,979 --> 00:11:03,473 In five days from now, you are not gonna believe the difference. 187 00:11:03,917 --> 00:11:07,080 This center will be packed with people. 188 00:11:07,288 --> 00:11:10,121 And the roar of the crowd, the energy... 189 00:11:10,324 --> 00:11:12,759 ...that this building will exude will be phenomenal... 190 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,691 ...with winners and losers. Although no one loses. 191 00:11:15,897 --> 00:11:19,230 We don't like to say that. But some have a long drive home. 192 00:11:19,434 --> 00:11:22,767 There are sad eyes on some dogs that worked hard to get here. 193 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,275 Hamilton? 194 00:11:27,276 --> 00:11:30,039 -We gotta call Dr. Nelken. -Why? 195 00:11:30,545 --> 00:11:32,480 Beatrice made a pee-pee on the sheets... 196 00:11:32,481 --> 00:11:34,481 ...and a poopie in your slipper. 197 00:11:34,483 --> 00:11:36,483 -In my Orvis slippers? -I don't know. 198 00:11:37,219 --> 00:11:39,219 -God. -You been talking to her? 199 00:11:39,221 --> 00:11:42,019 -Of course I have. -What have you been saying? 200 00:11:42,224 --> 00:11:44,692 I've been saying that when we make love... 201 00:11:44,895 --> 00:11:46,895 ...it's a beautiful thing. 202 00:11:47,197 --> 00:11:49,197 Sometimes. 203 00:11:49,299 --> 00:11:51,597 -Excuse me? -We met at Starbucks. 204 00:11:51,802 --> 00:11:53,997 Not at the same Starbucks. We saw each other... 205 00:11:54,204 --> 00:11:57,970 ...at different Starbucks across the street from each other... 206 00:11:59,476 --> 00:12:03,971 ...and Hamilton got up the courage to walk across the street one day... 207 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:06,775 ...and approached me. 208 00:12:06,984 --> 00:12:10,385 Yeah. I'd seen you at law school before. 209 00:12:11,389 --> 00:12:14,051 And I know that sometimes I'd be in one Starbucks... 210 00:12:14,258 --> 00:12:17,455 ...you'd be in the other Starbucks, and then I'd think... 211 00:12:17,662 --> 00:12:19,662 ...l should go over to that Starbucks next. 212 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:23,460 And then you'd be at the other Starbucks. So we kind of crossed.... 213 00:12:24,002 --> 00:12:26,834 -I know. It sounds so stupid now. -He's so good. 214 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:30,372 I remember I was drinking a grande espresso when I met you. 215 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:33,170 That's right, and I thought that was really sexy. 216 00:12:33,811 --> 00:12:35,939 -I was drinking cappuccinos. -I remember. 217 00:12:36,149 --> 00:12:40,016 Then I went to lattes, and then now, double espressos macchiato. 218 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:44,246 And I'm now a big old, you know, Chai-tea-latte, soy milk kind of guy. 219 00:12:44,456 --> 00:12:46,652 -Soy. Yeah. -Because of the lactose. 220 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:48,884 You're lactose intolerant now. 221 00:12:49,461 --> 00:12:52,431 And I walked across the street, and there you were.... 222 00:12:52,632 --> 00:12:54,566 Working on my Mac. 223 00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,567 -And I had my Mac. -Your Mac. 224 00:12:56,737 --> 00:13:01,674 And there, and then, I look over and she's reading J. Crew. 225 00:13:01,908 --> 00:13:06,504 That's so weird, as I was such a huge J. Crew person then too. Still am. 226 00:13:07,581 --> 00:13:10,846 We sometimes like to just go to Starbucks on weekends and... 227 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,619 ...take an L.L. Bean catalog. 228 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,354 I'll say, "Honey, what's new?" 229 00:13:14,355 --> 00:13:17,018 She has five minutes to look and find what's new. 230 00:13:17,224 --> 00:13:19,158 They've been around forever. 231 00:13:19,159 --> 00:13:23,289 We were so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs. 232 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,132 Oh, it's so much easier. 233 00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:27,624 You don't have to deal with people as much. 234 00:13:27,836 --> 00:13:29,861 You can just talk to the person on the phone. 235 00:13:30,071 --> 00:13:32,071 -Or not. -Yeah. 236 00:13:32,707 --> 00:13:37,042 I like to take Hubert for a walk in the woods before... 237 00:13:37,245 --> 00:13:39,304 ...l show him, because... 238 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:42,779 ...it's a more natural kind of environment for him... 239 00:13:42,984 --> 00:13:44,984 ...and it makes him relax, and it makes me... 240 00:13:45,454 --> 00:13:48,581 ...relax too, to not think about the competition. 241 00:13:48,791 --> 00:13:51,521 Just take a walk and, you know... 242 00:13:51,727 --> 00:13:55,094 ...smell the ground and all that, and.... 243 00:13:55,299 --> 00:13:57,493 What'd you smell? What'd you smell? 244 00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:01,193 See, a lot of times, what he's doing is, he's-- 245 00:14:01,638 --> 00:14:04,573 A Bloodhound not only has a great nose, but he also-- 246 00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:07,402 They can talk. So, what he's doing, he's talking. 247 00:14:07,611 --> 00:14:09,611 He's saying, "What'd you talk?" 248 00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:11,873 What'd you talk? What'd you talk? 249 00:14:12,082 --> 00:14:14,949 He's saying, "I'm ready." That's when he's ready for a show. 250 00:14:15,152 --> 00:14:17,985 Because he says, "I'm ready. I'm ready." 251 00:14:18,189 --> 00:14:21,555 Then I know he's ready. What is it, boy? 252 00:14:21,759 --> 00:14:25,024 He says, "I'm ready. I've walked and I'm ready." 253 00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:27,458 Have a good night's sleep, and then... 254 00:14:27,932 --> 00:14:30,902 ...we'll get going and it'll be showtime for you, right? 255 00:14:31,102 --> 00:14:34,071 Now, look at that. The judge will look at him and say.... 256 00:14:38,576 --> 00:14:40,976 Sometimes I think he'll talk to the judge and say: 257 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:44,877 "Hey, judge! Hey, judge! Look at me!" 258 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,609 I mean, the dog isn't going to talk. 259 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,550 But his mind is like a telepathy... 260 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,024 ...thing where he says: 261 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:57,485 "I'm the best one here. I'm the best one you've ever seen." 262 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,626 The judge, in his mind, because he can pick up... 263 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,834 ...on the telepathy, will... 264 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,203 ...sometimes give him... 265 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,740 ...the blue ribbon. 266 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:11,871 "Hey, judge! What's going on in there? 267 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,145 I know what you're thinking. 268 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:18,412 And I'm the best dog in the whole ring!" See? 269 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,280 That's not a bad idea. Maybe I just should... 270 00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:24,822 ...do that. Practice that, right? Hubert. 271 00:15:25,893 --> 00:15:27,918 -Congratulations! -The big show. 272 00:15:28,129 --> 00:15:30,129 -You gotta be happy. -The big show. 273 00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:32,298 What'll you do in Philly? 274 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:34,101 -What will you see? -Everything. 275 00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:36,036 We'll see the Liberty Bell... 276 00:15:36,037 --> 00:15:38,438 ...the place where they make the cream cheese.... 277 00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:40,639 Oh, honey! Honey. 278 00:15:40,842 --> 00:15:42,677 They're going to Philly to see... 279 00:15:42,678 --> 00:15:44,678 ...where they make the cream cheese... 280 00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:46,714 ...we've been talking about! 281 00:15:46,715 --> 00:15:49,240 I want to see where they make the light cream cheese. 282 00:15:49,452 --> 00:15:51,885 I don't want to go to that other building. 283 00:15:52,487 --> 00:15:55,752 Yes, that factory is not made out of brick, I don't think. 284 00:15:57,426 --> 00:16:00,590 -We'll cross our fingers for you. -Fingers crossed. 285 00:16:01,764 --> 00:16:05,291 We'll stop to see friends in Akron. I told you about the Bermans. 286 00:16:05,768 --> 00:16:08,259 We'll stop there. We can stay with them. 287 00:16:08,471 --> 00:16:10,471 You've talked about him before. 288 00:16:10,573 --> 00:16:11,940 They're dear friends. 289 00:16:11,941 --> 00:16:15,138 My wife wants to drive 140 miles out of our way... 290 00:16:15,345 --> 00:16:17,778 ...to see some people we saw three years ago. 291 00:16:21,785 --> 00:16:23,785 Anyway. 292 00:16:24,254 --> 00:16:26,586 Oh, someone's still a little jealous. 293 00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:28,424 Oh, jealous? 294 00:16:28,425 --> 00:16:31,019 How many years ago did he poke me? 295 00:16:31,229 --> 00:16:32,829 How many years ago was that? 296 00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:36,198 You've met my wife the comedian. She thinks I'm jealous. 297 00:16:36,701 --> 00:16:38,701 I'm sure it's all over with. 298 00:16:38,703 --> 00:16:42,195 -Come on. Look how sweet. -Now see, that's why it works. 299 00:16:42,407 --> 00:16:46,673 God loves a Terrier 300 00:16:46,878 --> 00:16:48,645 Yes, he does 301 00:16:48,646 --> 00:16:52,878 God loves a Terrier 302 00:16:53,084 --> 00:16:54,585 That's because 303 00:16:54,586 --> 00:16:57,317 Small, sturdy, bright and true 304 00:16:57,522 --> 00:17:00,083 They give their love to you 305 00:17:00,292 --> 00:17:02,385 God didn't miss a stitch 306 00:17:02,962 --> 00:17:04,962 Be a dog or be a bitch 307 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:07,464 When he made the Norwich merrier 308 00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:10,363 With his cute little derriere 309 00:17:10,569 --> 00:17:14,869 Yes, God loves a Terrier 310 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,480 What is this? What is this ball? What is this ball? 311 00:17:22,682 --> 00:17:24,518 Is this your ball? ls this your ball? 312 00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:28,285 We have a wonderful working relationship. 313 00:17:28,488 --> 00:17:30,616 And l... 314 00:17:30,824 --> 00:17:33,623 ...have to say I wanted the best handler... 315 00:17:33,895 --> 00:17:35,295 ...and I get what I want. 316 00:17:35,296 --> 00:17:37,296 You sure did. 317 00:17:38,199 --> 00:17:41,292 This kennel that I opened up was really just a kennel... 318 00:17:41,502 --> 00:17:44,027 ...until Sherri Ann and Leslie showed up... 319 00:17:44,238 --> 00:17:47,675 ...and their generosity has turned this humble little kennel-- 320 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:50,742 -It was a shit box. -Well, yeah. 321 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:55,844 They have turned this place into a cutting-edge, state-of-the-art... 322 00:17:56,418 --> 00:18:01,185 ...kennel facility and I'm just so grateful to them. It's just fantastic. 323 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,556 With Sherri Ann, we have this fantastic friendship too. It's really great. 324 00:18:08,764 --> 00:18:11,563 We have a little bit of a family dynamic going here... 325 00:18:11,768 --> 00:18:14,066 ...and it mirrors what I grew up with. 326 00:18:14,269 --> 00:18:18,639 My father was the taskmaster... 327 00:18:18,842 --> 00:18:21,970 ...the disciplinarian, which is what I do, I'm the mommy/daddy. 328 00:18:22,179 --> 00:18:24,179 Like, Mr. Punishment. 329 00:18:24,215 --> 00:18:26,215 Well, you know, I also reward. 330 00:18:26,349 --> 00:18:29,183 But Sherri is responsible for the unconditional love.... 331 00:18:29,385 --> 00:18:31,820 And the decorative abilities. 332 00:18:32,022 --> 00:18:34,888 The heart and soul, which is what my mother did. 333 00:18:35,092 --> 00:18:38,220 That was her job. She was there for unconditional love. 334 00:18:38,429 --> 00:18:40,396 And it worked for my family... 335 00:18:40,397 --> 00:18:42,865 ...until my mom committed suicide in '81 . 336 00:18:44,836 --> 00:18:47,360 Here, let me help you out. Let me help you. 337 00:18:47,571 --> 00:18:48,906 I got it, I got it. 338 00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:52,239 Come on, slow down, you got a long trip ahead of you, boy. 339 00:18:52,444 --> 00:18:54,245 Okay, for Winky's poopies, just in case. 340 00:18:54,246 --> 00:18:56,246 -You're so thoughtful. -Love you. 341 00:18:56,248 --> 00:18:57,681 -Thank you. -We love you. 342 00:18:57,682 --> 00:18:59,516 And thanks for checking in on the house. 343 00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:04,045 Sherman's War Trail in Atlanta, get a ham sandwich at Lee's Comeuppance. 344 00:19:04,257 --> 00:19:07,225 Make sure you stop there and get a ham sandwich. 345 00:19:08,727 --> 00:19:10,727 Jack, the keys. 346 00:19:10,897 --> 00:19:13,058 -Front door-- -We know how to get in. 347 00:19:13,266 --> 00:19:15,266 -Have a good one. -Have a great time. 348 00:19:15,401 --> 00:19:17,401 Bring home the blue ribbon! 349 00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:19,904 Don't water the plants, they're plastic. 350 00:19:21,207 --> 00:19:23,207 Bring home the blue ribbon. 351 00:19:23,944 --> 00:19:26,377 We'll have drinks when you get back. 352 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:28,347 Forward... 353 00:19:28,348 --> 00:19:30,348 ...ho! 354 00:19:32,486 --> 00:19:34,053 See you! 355 00:19:34,054 --> 00:19:36,318 Have a great time! 356 00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:39,624 You got your road map and stuff? 357 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,819 I think I'm all set, fellas. 358 00:19:42,029 --> 00:19:43,429 What you got in here? 359 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:45,430 That's a little thing I picked up. 360 00:19:45,465 --> 00:19:47,333 Will you do some fishing? 361 00:19:47,334 --> 00:19:49,035 I'm going to the dog show. 362 00:19:49,036 --> 00:19:51,061 They ain't got no lakes or rivers? 363 00:19:51,272 --> 00:19:54,173 I don't think I'll have much time to do that. 364 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:58,175 Good luck, Hubert! Go put some hurt on them Yankee dogs. 365 00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,939 -Thanks. -We'll take care of everything. 366 00:20:01,149 --> 00:20:02,883 Don't have worry about nothing. 367 00:20:02,884 --> 00:20:04,185 We got it in order. 368 00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:07,552 This is that tape I was telling you about with the funny songs. 369 00:20:07,756 --> 00:20:10,189 -It's real good for the road. -Thanks. 370 00:20:11,894 --> 00:20:14,988 -Bon voyage, Hubert. Good luck. -Catch a big one! 371 00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:17,961 Have a good time! Hubert, who'll catch a big fish? 372 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,294 -Who's going fishing? -Go get them. 373 00:20:20,502 --> 00:20:22,471 -You the dog! -Have a good time. 374 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:26,771 If you get tired, pull over. If you get hungry, eat something. 375 00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:32,114 See you, Hubert! 376 00:20:32,115 --> 00:20:34,208 Don't forget the tape! 377 00:20:37,687 --> 00:20:39,088 Well, we've started... 378 00:20:39,089 --> 00:20:41,421 ...you can call a little bit of superstition on my part... 379 00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:44,957 ...but I always like to put up the official curtain, so to speak... 380 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,629 ...because this curtain here will carry the... 381 00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:50,357 ...official symbol of the Mayflower Dog Show. 382 00:20:50,568 --> 00:20:54,800 Really spread the arms, guys, so it doesn't get dirty. Thanks. 383 00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:57,906 Behind it is the holding area where the chief steward will be. 384 00:20:58,110 --> 00:21:01,169 He'll make sure everybody has the proper armbands, so they can.... 385 00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:04,781 Identifying the dog with the handler is very important, of course. 386 00:21:04,982 --> 00:21:09,043 All that anxiety and chaos happens behind the curtain. It's good. 387 00:21:09,254 --> 00:21:12,519 These people here can enjoy the show and not see that. 388 00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:15,887 Really shake it out there. Let's get the dirt off it. 389 00:21:16,094 --> 00:21:19,030 That's it. Been in a box for a year. 390 00:21:19,698 --> 00:21:22,098 Oh, these have to come... 391 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:24,928 -...because.... -Counting those... 392 00:21:25,138 --> 00:21:27,766 ...you've already packed six kimonos. 393 00:21:27,974 --> 00:21:30,067 All right, so here is seven. 394 00:21:30,276 --> 00:21:33,109 We're in Philadelphia for 48 hours. 395 00:21:33,679 --> 00:21:36,409 That's seven, so I need, actually, one more. 396 00:21:36,616 --> 00:21:38,483 How many tea services can you do? 397 00:21:38,484 --> 00:21:42,182 Why are you doing this? I think we're overpacking. Don't you? 398 00:21:42,588 --> 00:21:44,588 No! 399 00:21:47,127 --> 00:21:49,561 There's a local honky-tonk 400 00:21:49,763 --> 00:21:51,697 Down in Louisiana 401 00:21:51,698 --> 00:21:54,132 Where the biscuits and gravy 402 00:21:54,335 --> 00:21:57,270 Are like Dixie 's manna 403 00:21:57,638 --> 00:22:00,072 Let's go honky-tonk now 404 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:04,473 I used to be able to name every nut... 405 00:22:05,346 --> 00:22:06,712 ...that there was. 406 00:22:06,713 --> 00:22:09,581 That used to drive my mother crazy. She used to say: 407 00:22:09,784 --> 00:22:14,153 "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts...." 408 00:22:14,355 --> 00:22:16,916 The joke was that we lived in Pinenut... 409 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:21,221 ...and I think that's what put it in my head at that point. 410 00:22:21,429 --> 00:22:25,526 I'd go to sleep, she'd hear me, she would just start yelling. 411 00:22:26,134 --> 00:22:28,134 I'd say, "Peanut. 412 00:22:28,704 --> 00:22:30,704 Hazelnut. 413 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,840 Cashew nut. 414 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:37,438 Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her... 415 00:22:37,646 --> 00:22:39,380 ...into... 416 00:22:39,381 --> 00:22:43,148 ...going crazy. She said, "You stop naming nuts!" 417 00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:46,813 And Hubert used to be able to make the sound. 418 00:22:47,022 --> 00:22:49,389 He wasn't talking, but he used to go.... 419 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:53,088 And it sounded like Macadamia nut. 420 00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:55,532 Pine nut... 421 00:22:55,533 --> 00:22:58,661 ...which is a nut, but it's also the name of the town. 422 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,003 Pistachio nut. 423 00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:04,507 Red pistachio nut. 424 00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:08,440 Natural, all-natural, white pistachio nut. 425 00:23:09,714 --> 00:23:11,714 Is that everything? With all the bags? 426 00:23:11,749 --> 00:23:13,979 -It doesn't look like everything. -What? 427 00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:16,517 -It doesn't look like everything. -I counted. 428 00:23:16,722 --> 00:23:18,021 It doesn't look like it. 429 00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:19,857 Next time, call a car service. 430 00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:22,850 You should be on time, then we won't have to take a taxi. 431 00:23:23,061 --> 00:23:24,228 I can't hear you! 432 00:23:24,229 --> 00:23:27,164 If you were ready on time, we wouldn't have to take a taxi. 433 00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:30,301 If we had a car service, they'd pick us up on time. 434 00:23:30,502 --> 00:23:32,502 Meg, do you have the tickets? 435 00:23:33,238 --> 00:23:35,139 Do you have the tickets? 436 00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:37,404 -You have the tickets. -No, I do not. 437 00:23:38,111 --> 00:23:40,511 -What kind of dog is that? -A Weimaraner. 438 00:23:40,713 --> 00:23:42,181 You have the tickets. 439 00:23:42,182 --> 00:23:44,049 How are you, little fella? 440 00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:45,651 What did you do? 441 00:23:45,652 --> 00:23:49,053 -Did you provoke her? -What did you do? Did you pinch her? 442 00:23:49,255 --> 00:23:50,523 He almost took off my hand! 443 00:23:50,524 --> 00:23:53,152 You just get walking, buddy, right now! 444 00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:56,386 I'll file a personal assault charge against you. 445 00:23:56,597 --> 00:23:58,530 Put a muzzle on that, and yourself! 446 00:23:58,531 --> 00:24:02,229 -You don't know who you're talking to! -Crazy people, crazy dog! 447 00:24:03,536 --> 00:24:04,737 Here we go, come on. 448 00:24:04,738 --> 00:24:07,502 He's a mean man. Here you go. 449 00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:09,609 Take your busy bee. Come on, winner. 450 00:24:09,610 --> 00:24:11,771 -Oh, no! Come on! -Meg, settle down. 451 00:24:11,980 --> 00:24:14,539 She's not even reacting to the toy. 452 00:24:16,117 --> 00:24:17,684 1 -1 -7-2-8 453 00:24:17,685 --> 00:24:20,347 1 -1 -7.... 454 00:24:21,856 --> 00:24:23,324 It's on this side. 455 00:24:23,325 --> 00:24:25,325 2-8. 456 00:24:25,894 --> 00:24:28,727 2-6. Here we go! 457 00:24:28,930 --> 00:24:30,431 That's it. 458 00:24:30,432 --> 00:24:32,300 Oh, my God! 459 00:24:32,301 --> 00:24:34,134 What a dump! 460 00:24:34,135 --> 00:24:37,299 -You said they got a better place. -They did. 461 00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:39,940 If you live in skid row. 462 00:24:41,677 --> 00:24:43,907 You did it. Good dog. 463 00:24:44,146 --> 00:24:46,410 I'm getting heart palpitations. 464 00:24:47,618 --> 00:24:49,618 -I can't help it. -Listen to me. 465 00:24:49,653 --> 00:24:51,847 Max is so history! 466 00:24:52,121 --> 00:24:54,121 Who's my future? 467 00:24:57,261 --> 00:24:59,261 Well, let's... 468 00:24:59,396 --> 00:25:01,163 ...get going! 469 00:25:01,164 --> 00:25:03,291 Hi! Welcome! 470 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,002 Nice to see you! 471 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,669 -Good to see you. -How are you? 472 00:25:06,670 --> 00:25:08,037 It's so nice. Great! 473 00:25:08,038 --> 00:25:10,269 -Nice house. -Yes, what a wonderful.... 474 00:25:10,474 --> 00:25:14,309 -Oh, nice to see you. -Good to see you. It's been so long. 475 00:25:14,511 --> 00:25:16,605 -Gerry, how's the boy? -Hello, Max. 476 00:25:16,813 --> 00:25:19,145 Watch out for that one. 477 00:25:19,350 --> 00:25:21,716 -Hey, Cookie -Oh, Max. 478 00:25:22,153 --> 00:25:24,212 Twice, like the French. Come here, boy. 479 00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:27,482 -You remember Winky? -He's a sweet boy, he's fuzzy. 480 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:31,059 -God bless him. Here, go to Daddy. -What? 481 00:25:31,262 --> 00:25:33,731 Fay, thank you so much for letting-- 482 00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:39,503 Come on, let me show you around. 483 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,205 I'll go get the bags. 484 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:47,110 This is our biggest week of the year. 485 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:50,674 We're a popular hotel year-round... 486 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:53,283 ...but now is when we feel excitement... 487 00:25:53,486 --> 00:25:56,978 ...when the dog show comes through, and all the familiar faces... 488 00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:59,191 ...canine and, you know... 489 00:25:59,192 --> 00:26:02,992 ...human alike come and we get to see our friends again... 490 00:26:03,196 --> 00:26:05,790 ...and make the place ready. Lots of work. 491 00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:09,799 The key to welcoming animals into a hotel is... 492 00:26:10,004 --> 00:26:12,198 ...maintaining a level of hygiene. 493 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:14,897 And that's what this room is all about. 494 00:26:15,108 --> 00:26:18,704 We're pretty well-supplied here for any kind of contingency. 495 00:26:18,913 --> 00:26:21,040 Your small dogs, your big dogs. 496 00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:24,513 This is a good, safe product, doesn't have bad odor... 497 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,587 ...chemical smell for small stains, usually small dogs... 498 00:26:27,788 --> 00:26:30,689 ...Pomeranian, your little teacup Poodle, what have you. 499 00:26:30,892 --> 00:26:32,526 This is a good product. 500 00:26:32,527 --> 00:26:37,429 Sometimes, your bigger dog, your Great Dane, your Bull Mastiff, Rottweiler... 501 00:26:37,632 --> 00:26:42,400 ...you need to up the ante a little bit. This is another good cleaning product. 502 00:26:42,604 --> 00:26:44,629 For the big critters, the big stains... 503 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,606 ...sometimes you need the nuclear weaponry, the sodium hydrochloride. 504 00:26:49,845 --> 00:26:53,111 I don't know if I can say, I won't mention names... 505 00:26:53,315 --> 00:26:55,117 ...we had a rock group here... 506 00:26:55,118 --> 00:26:58,087 ...so we put down the rubber sheets in the beds... 507 00:26:58,287 --> 00:27:01,051 ...but apparently they didn't see the toilet in the room. 508 00:27:01,257 --> 00:27:05,489 So we had a lot of cleaning to do after they checked out. 509 00:27:05,695 --> 00:27:09,256 Roasting a goat in the room, I still don't understand. 510 00:27:09,466 --> 00:27:11,466 Getting the smell of... 511 00:27:11,502 --> 00:27:14,767 ...cumin and charcoal out of the drapes was a chore. 512 00:27:14,972 --> 00:27:16,439 That was a big deal. 513 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,602 We get an imprint of the credit card now. 514 00:27:18,809 --> 00:27:20,809 We learned from that one. 515 00:27:20,811 --> 00:27:23,644 -This is great. Thank you. -You're welcome. 516 00:27:23,848 --> 00:27:25,815 -Super. -It's like... 517 00:27:25,816 --> 00:27:28,046 ...l know it tastes better, but it looks like that... 518 00:27:28,253 --> 00:27:30,413 ...cafeteria hot-plate food. You know? 519 00:27:30,622 --> 00:27:33,284 Which I never tasted. I didn't want to look like a loser. 520 00:27:33,491 --> 00:27:34,825 But it tastes good. 521 00:27:34,826 --> 00:27:38,762 I had that food every single day. And it was 50 cents back then. 522 00:27:38,963 --> 00:27:40,365 It was pretty cheap. 523 00:27:40,366 --> 00:27:42,166 What's that you've got there? 524 00:27:42,167 --> 00:27:44,966 -A parachuter. -A parachuter! 525 00:27:45,203 --> 00:27:47,203 It's not a doll. It's an action figure. 526 00:27:47,373 --> 00:27:49,040 It is an action figure. 527 00:27:49,041 --> 00:27:51,041 Yes, you got that right. So, so... 528 00:27:51,177 --> 00:27:53,509 ...what does that, what is--? 529 00:27:53,712 --> 00:27:55,839 What do you do with the parachuter? 530 00:27:56,048 --> 00:27:58,048 It goes up and down like this. 531 00:27:58,117 --> 00:28:00,278 Honey, don't let it fall in your food. 532 00:28:00,486 --> 00:28:02,421 Mommy's not mad, but don't. 533 00:28:02,422 --> 00:28:05,585 -Is it okay if I let Winky walk around? -Yeah. 534 00:28:05,791 --> 00:28:07,791 I've got my puffer. It's okay. 535 00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:11,797 I had a terrible day today. 536 00:28:11,798 --> 00:28:14,323 I can't get rid of it in my head. 537 00:28:14,935 --> 00:28:17,369 You have a bad day, someone returns a sweater. 538 00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:20,370 I do and lives get lost. People lose their lives. 539 00:28:21,809 --> 00:28:25,471 I'm the chief hostage negotiator for the Akron and tri-county area. 540 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:30,049 I talk people down. When they get a jumper on a building, they call me. 541 00:28:30,985 --> 00:28:34,580 How many people have you talked down? 542 00:28:34,789 --> 00:28:36,156 I mean, is there a...? 543 00:28:36,157 --> 00:28:38,157 Well, they always jump. 544 00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:41,456 It's a little secret from the trade. They all jump. 545 00:28:41,797 --> 00:28:44,493 But today, we had a tough one. There's a guy, he jumps... 546 00:28:44,700 --> 00:28:47,134 ...that doesn't bother me, it happens all the time. 547 00:28:47,636 --> 00:28:49,763 You think they drop like rocks. No. 548 00:28:49,972 --> 00:28:51,972 He hit a gargoyle on the way down. 549 00:28:52,174 --> 00:28:56,042 He gets his head caught in the gargoyle's mouth. The head... 550 00:28:56,846 --> 00:29:00,680 ...pops off like a grape, the body spins down like a whirligig. 551 00:29:01,083 --> 00:29:02,550 When they hit... 552 00:29:02,551 --> 00:29:04,453 ...everything pops out. It's like a pinata. 553 00:29:04,454 --> 00:29:07,287 The intestines, like they're spring-loaded... 554 00:29:07,690 --> 00:29:09,124 ...pop out. 555 00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:11,125 Forgive me. You know what? 556 00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:13,991 I was remembering that time with you and me at the lake. 557 00:29:14,430 --> 00:29:16,131 With the pinata. Remember? 558 00:29:16,132 --> 00:29:18,191 Are you sure that was you? 559 00:29:18,401 --> 00:29:20,427 -I think you know who it was. -I know. 560 00:29:20,638 --> 00:29:22,171 It was a long time ago, and.... 561 00:29:22,172 --> 00:29:24,039 Seems like last week. 562 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,807 You wouldn't know, she was famous... 563 00:29:25,808 --> 00:29:28,675 ...for putting both her legs behind her head. 564 00:29:29,813 --> 00:29:31,648 He's like an animal. 565 00:29:31,649 --> 00:29:34,777 -No, it's just talk! -He's just like an animal. 566 00:29:34,985 --> 00:29:37,420 Pinata? I don't know what a pinata is. 567 00:29:37,621 --> 00:29:42,355 I forgot to compliment you on your luscious melon breasts tonight. 568 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,654 -How does that sound? -Oh, come on! 569 00:29:44,862 --> 00:29:47,161 -What are you talking about now? -Thank you. 570 00:29:47,365 --> 00:29:49,492 What you don't understand is... 571 00:29:49,734 --> 00:29:51,827 ...a picture is worth a thousand words. 572 00:29:52,037 --> 00:29:55,529 I only went through 1 25 or 130 words describing that. 573 00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:58,005 If I wanted, I could go 800 words more. 574 00:29:58,209 --> 00:30:01,771 -I'll take the picture because-- -Do you know where Winky is? 575 00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:04,574 Next time, I'll get a picture. How about that? 576 00:30:05,084 --> 00:30:07,084 Where's the dog? 577 00:30:07,252 --> 00:30:09,252 -The what? -Winky. Where's Winky? 578 00:30:09,488 --> 00:30:11,718 -Who's Winky? -He's probably with Zach. 579 00:30:11,924 --> 00:30:14,484 -Oh, the dog. -Oh, my God! 580 00:30:15,294 --> 00:30:17,695 Winky? Winky? 581 00:30:18,764 --> 00:30:20,366 -What? -What's going on? 582 00:30:20,367 --> 00:30:21,733 What are you doing? 583 00:30:21,734 --> 00:30:24,397 -Winky, it's okay, baby. -Don't move, Zach. 584 00:30:24,604 --> 00:30:27,403 -Zach, listen. -He has a parachute around his neck! 585 00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:31,374 -Please, honey, this is what I do. -Don't be mad at him, please. 586 00:30:31,578 --> 00:30:35,140 I'll gouge your eye out with my thumb. I shit you not, you freak. 587 00:30:35,349 --> 00:30:39,286 Get down! I'm gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly. 588 00:30:40,021 --> 00:30:43,183 Don't look at him in the eyes, it challenges him. 589 00:30:43,391 --> 00:30:45,621 I'll stab you with forks until you bleed! 590 00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:47,861 Hey. 591 00:30:47,862 --> 00:30:50,057 Hey, little buddy, what you been doing? 592 00:30:50,264 --> 00:30:52,264 Oh, nothing. 593 00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:55,834 Now, I understand that you went to the circus. 594 00:30:56,038 --> 00:30:59,598 I did. I saw the Hat Lady. Hat Lady. 595 00:30:59,808 --> 00:31:02,402 "Fat." "Fat." 596 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:05,580 Hat Lady. F-f-hat Lady. 597 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:12,409 Fat. How do you say "F"? That isn't in here. 598 00:31:12,988 --> 00:31:14,956 "Chubby Lady." That's easier. 599 00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:17,188 -I saw the Chucky-- -No, that's "chucky." 600 00:31:17,394 --> 00:31:19,521 -Chucky Lady. -Chub. Chubby. 601 00:31:19,729 --> 00:31:22,095 -Choky. -Chuggy, chug-- 602 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,297 Hey. Hey. 603 00:31:25,635 --> 00:31:29,435 What you doing, Bloodhound doggy? 604 00:31:29,639 --> 00:31:32,107 That's a easy one, "Bloodhound," isn't it? 605 00:31:32,308 --> 00:31:33,809 Yeah. 606 00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:36,404 -Yeah. -You going to sleep? 607 00:31:41,318 --> 00:31:44,446 -The doorman's approximately cute. -The Mediterranean type. 608 00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:46,885 -I'll say! -You gotta trim their nose hair. 609 00:31:47,091 --> 00:31:49,651 -Hi. May I help you? -Vanderhoof. 610 00:31:49,861 --> 00:31:53,661 -V-A-N-- -D-E-R-H-double O-F. 611 00:31:53,864 --> 00:31:56,857 Non-smoking, two nights. We have you down for a queen. 612 00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:59,334 -What are you suggesting... -Quiet. 613 00:31:59,370 --> 00:32:01,370 ...my dear man? 614 00:32:02,374 --> 00:32:04,075 Do you want to use a card? 615 00:32:04,076 --> 00:32:06,076 -Oh, yes. -Talk to Daddy. 616 00:32:06,344 --> 00:32:08,179 Seen enough dogs today? 617 00:32:08,180 --> 00:32:10,180 Dogs? Yes. Big show. 618 00:32:10,315 --> 00:32:14,218 -There's a lot of them in the hotel. -A lot of them here in the lobby. 619 00:32:14,419 --> 00:32:16,419 Okay. 620 00:32:16,556 --> 00:32:19,821 If I could get you to sign here? 621 00:32:20,026 --> 00:32:22,026 -How tall are you? -6' 4." 622 00:32:22,095 --> 00:32:25,531 Oh, I thought so. I feel like Alan Ladd at Easter lsland. 623 00:32:25,732 --> 00:32:27,432 6' 4." 624 00:32:27,433 --> 00:32:30,164 Where you from? Like, Nor-- Nor-land? Norway? 625 00:32:30,369 --> 00:32:34,135 -I'm lrish-German. -Like Robert Duvall in The Godfather. 626 00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:37,538 Bratwurst and shillelaghs. Paging Dr. Freud! 627 00:32:38,946 --> 00:32:42,438 -But this time, Robin will make it. -Okay. 628 00:32:42,649 --> 00:32:45,482 -Bake at 400? -Yeah. For a very short time. 629 00:32:48,456 --> 00:32:50,089 -Hi. -Hi. How you doing? 630 00:32:50,090 --> 00:32:52,115 I'm Jana, the production assistant. 631 00:32:52,326 --> 00:32:54,488 They're ready. I'll take you on over. 632 00:32:54,695 --> 00:32:56,695 It's showtime, baby. 633 00:32:56,965 --> 00:32:58,965 Come on, little poochie. 634 00:33:08,744 --> 00:33:11,645 -You were wonderful. -You were magic. 635 00:33:11,846 --> 00:33:14,247 Don't forget, Saturday we have reservations. 636 00:33:14,449 --> 00:33:16,680 Look. They're having spring rolls. 637 00:33:17,318 --> 00:33:19,318 -Hi. -Hey! Hi, I'm Robin. 638 00:33:19,355 --> 00:33:21,355 -I'm Christy. -How are you? 639 00:33:21,357 --> 00:33:23,416 -I'm Chuck. -My God! You're so short! 640 00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,194 Camera adds a few inches. 641 00:33:25,195 --> 00:33:28,460 I saw you in a store a year ago. You looked beautiful. 642 00:33:28,664 --> 00:33:29,899 Oh, thank you. 643 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:33,562 -And this is.... -This is Butch! "Rhapsody in White." 644 00:33:33,770 --> 00:33:35,770 Butch? But isn't Butch a bitch? 645 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:39,032 -Butch is a bitch. -Robin and Chuck, be ready in 10. 646 00:33:39,242 --> 00:33:42,609 -There's coffee if you're interested. -Oh, thank you. Yes. 647 00:33:42,813 --> 00:33:44,680 -Five seconds. -Here we go. 648 00:33:44,681 --> 00:33:47,845 -I love Japanese food. -I have to rearrange. 649 00:33:48,051 --> 00:33:49,819 Energy. 650 00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:51,021 And we're back! 651 00:33:51,022 --> 00:33:53,022 It's a big night here tomorrow. 652 00:33:53,191 --> 00:33:56,159 The Mayflower's Annual IKennel Club Dog Show. 653 00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:00,524 And with us, owner Sherri Ann Cabot and handler Christy Cummings... 654 00:34:00,731 --> 00:34:03,859 ...with their two-time champion, Rhapsody in White. Welcome. 655 00:34:04,069 --> 00:34:05,803 -Welcome-- Thank you! -Yes. 656 00:34:05,804 --> 00:34:08,136 Well, I am particular about my hair. 657 00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:11,901 -But this...! -Well, this takes about two hours. 658 00:34:12,109 --> 00:34:15,306 What's with the plumber-butt thing happening on the hip? 659 00:34:15,681 --> 00:34:19,811 These pom-poms are keeping Butch's hips warm from the cold water. 660 00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:24,046 -The hip joints. It's very important. -The little drummerette things that-- 661 00:34:24,256 --> 00:34:26,850 -Right. We keep-- -Those act as flippers. 662 00:34:27,827 --> 00:34:29,460 Right. 663 00:34:29,461 --> 00:34:33,125 -Look at this, sweetie. -Look, Winky! Look, darling! 664 00:34:36,135 --> 00:34:37,903 Welcome. May I help you? 665 00:34:37,904 --> 00:34:41,101 Yes. You are sure to have a reservation for Fleck. 666 00:34:41,307 --> 00:34:43,307 Mayflower group. 667 00:34:44,078 --> 00:34:47,410 Great. Gerald and Cookie Fleck. We got you for two nights. 668 00:34:47,615 --> 00:34:50,743 -Queen-size, non-smoking. -That is correct, sir. 669 00:34:50,950 --> 00:34:53,851 -You want to put this on a credit card? -Yes. 670 00:34:54,388 --> 00:34:56,515 Drove up from Florida. 671 00:34:56,724 --> 00:34:57,924 Well, welcome. 672 00:34:57,925 --> 00:35:00,485 -Thank you very much. -How was the drive? 673 00:35:00,694 --> 00:35:04,186 Oh, just super! Put a few clicks on the old odometer... 674 00:35:04,399 --> 00:35:07,367 ...let me put it that way. Good weather for most of it. 675 00:35:07,569 --> 00:35:10,436 A little cloudy coming up through West Virginia. 676 00:35:10,638 --> 00:35:13,472 Then it stayed overcast through Virginia. 677 00:35:13,675 --> 00:35:17,771 But once we get into Pennsylvania, it's still overcast. 678 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,249 Now, there's a little problem. 679 00:35:21,450 --> 00:35:23,542 Do you have another credit card? 680 00:35:24,053 --> 00:35:26,053 No. That's the good one. 681 00:35:26,288 --> 00:35:28,223 -That should work. -Give it a rub. 682 00:35:28,224 --> 00:35:31,249 Yeah, check the strip. Sometimes the change or the keys.... 683 00:35:32,394 --> 00:35:36,388 No, you see, it's coming up bad each time. 684 00:35:36,599 --> 00:35:38,692 That's a mistake. That's a good card. 685 00:35:38,901 --> 00:35:41,132 -Do you have another--? -That's the good card. 686 00:35:41,337 --> 00:35:44,307 I think you should call them, because that's a mistake. 687 00:35:44,507 --> 00:35:46,507 -I'll call them. -Don't worry, Gerry. 688 00:35:47,143 --> 00:35:50,170 I had to pay the cable, the gas, and the water. 689 00:35:50,379 --> 00:35:55,010 -It's gotta be a mistake, honey. -They're off our backs, but this.... 690 00:35:55,218 --> 00:35:59,245 Do you want to talk to the cardholder? Because he wants to talk to you. 691 00:35:59,456 --> 00:36:03,984 Yes, yes. Hello? Yes. Who am I speaking to? 692 00:36:04,194 --> 00:36:06,194 Doreen? This is Gerry Fleck-- 693 00:36:06,263 --> 00:36:08,231 Tell them they sent one notice. 694 00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:11,599 We're having a problem with our card here, and-- Yes. 695 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:14,805 We have till two to pay it. Tell her we have till two. 696 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,201 Till two notices. We don't have to pay on-- 697 00:36:17,408 --> 00:36:19,110 Well, two notices. 698 00:36:19,111 --> 00:36:23,877 My wife does all the bill-paying. She's not a forgetful person. 699 00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:26,583 Hang on. 700 00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:28,584 Two notices, honey. They've-- 701 00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:31,680 -Could I offer another suggestion? -That's bull! 702 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:34,859 If you had cash for two nights' deposit, then we'll-- 703 00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:37,392 Yes. Yes. 704 00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:39,330 How much? 705 00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:41,459 $1 50 a night. That's $300. 706 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:45,331 And you'd be refunded a substantial portion of that on checkout. 707 00:36:47,974 --> 00:36:50,135 We don't have $300. 708 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:51,877 We.... 709 00:36:51,878 --> 00:36:53,878 Well, I've got... 710 00:36:53,913 --> 00:36:55,913 ...thirty-four. 711 00:36:57,517 --> 00:36:59,419 What about traveler's checks? 712 00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:01,580 We certainly take traveler's checks. 713 00:37:02,656 --> 00:37:05,022 -Did you get some? -No. 714 00:37:08,462 --> 00:37:10,462 Let me see what I can do. 715 00:37:11,799 --> 00:37:13,960 The excitement's starting to build. 716 00:37:14,169 --> 00:37:18,868 Butch has a light in her eyes that says it's showtime. 717 00:37:19,074 --> 00:37:21,667 This is the beginning of our ritual... 718 00:37:21,876 --> 00:37:24,845 ...this party, our preshow ritual for the Mayflower. 719 00:37:25,047 --> 00:37:27,379 And we just did the official toast. 720 00:37:27,582 --> 00:37:31,211 And the way it goes is that when the ice sculpture-- 721 00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:33,855 --which, as you can see, is Butch-- 722 00:37:34,056 --> 00:37:37,618 --when it melts all the way down, the party's over. 723 00:37:37,826 --> 00:37:41,126 And it looks like tomorrow's gonna be a beautiful day. 724 00:37:42,230 --> 00:37:45,564 This year, we're adding a new element to the preshow ritual. 725 00:37:45,768 --> 00:37:48,430 Sherri will do my makeup. I'm very excited-- 726 00:37:48,638 --> 00:37:53,632 It's a way for me to relax, and to show, again, my art. 727 00:37:53,844 --> 00:37:56,472 And she's the epitome of glamour, you know... 728 00:37:56,679 --> 00:37:59,148 ...so I feel like I'm in good hands. 729 00:37:59,349 --> 00:38:01,510 I think she could use some glamour. 730 00:38:01,718 --> 00:38:04,515 Well, I don't know. I'm not you, that's for sure. 731 00:38:04,955 --> 00:38:06,955 I apologize. This is all we have. 732 00:38:07,124 --> 00:38:09,285 We are so full up. 733 00:38:10,828 --> 00:38:13,353 We don't want you out in the cold. 734 00:38:13,565 --> 00:38:16,762 This will give you some sort of a place to stay. 735 00:38:16,967 --> 00:38:20,164 Don't judge it by this. We're gonna clean this stuff out... 736 00:38:20,371 --> 00:38:22,896 ...and bring in a cot, make it comfy for you. 737 00:38:23,107 --> 00:38:25,906 -Good. Oh, it's super. Really super. -Yeah. 738 00:38:26,111 --> 00:38:28,272 -Is there a bathroom? -Two flights down. 739 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,480 It's the lobby bathroom. 740 00:38:30,482 --> 00:38:33,508 It's stocked with paper towels, toilet tissue and soap. 741 00:38:33,718 --> 00:38:35,718 You can freshen up in there. 742 00:38:36,455 --> 00:38:38,455 Thank you. 743 00:38:39,058 --> 00:38:41,458 -Room service? -That's the good news. 744 00:38:41,660 --> 00:38:43,821 You're next to the kitchen. Literally. 745 00:38:44,029 --> 00:38:48,796 Grab somebody and get a menu. And you'll be able to order from them. 746 00:38:49,001 --> 00:38:52,630 And say just "utility closet"? 747 00:38:52,838 --> 00:38:56,296 As a matter of fact, yeah. I don't think we'll have a problem. 748 00:38:56,510 --> 00:38:58,876 I'll alert the staff to your presence too. 749 00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:01,079 I've gotta get back to the desk... 750 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,011 ...but anything you need, ask for Mark Schaefer. 751 00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:06,185 -Thanks so much. -Thank you, Mark. 752 00:39:06,186 --> 00:39:08,186 -Thank you. -Bye-bye. 753 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:11,983 I think I'll switch to the mock turtleneck. 754 00:39:12,192 --> 00:39:15,026 -The charcoal one from Saks. -Great. Okay. 755 00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:16,830 Is that not breathing or...? 756 00:39:16,831 --> 00:39:19,391 Well, it's breathing now, but at the party... 757 00:39:19,599 --> 00:39:21,599 ...it's gonna be hot down there. 758 00:39:22,136 --> 00:39:25,833 Then again, it goes so well with the trousers. 759 00:39:26,207 --> 00:39:28,300 Or I could go with the lamb's wool. 760 00:39:29,177 --> 00:39:32,147 Then again, you're gonna see a lot of khaki down there. 761 00:39:32,346 --> 00:39:34,837 And this merlot looks good with the gray. 762 00:39:35,216 --> 00:39:37,216 You know what? 763 00:39:37,218 --> 00:39:39,218 -Maybe we should stay. -What? 764 00:39:39,354 --> 00:39:41,822 We shouldn't leave her up here alone. 765 00:39:42,024 --> 00:39:45,551 We have to go. We have to make an appearance. You know that. 766 00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:48,890 -Are you upset, baby? -Yes, of course she's upset. 767 00:39:49,097 --> 00:39:50,731 Don't be upset. 768 00:39:50,732 --> 00:39:53,827 Mommy and Daddy are only gonna-- Don't, not the lips. 769 00:39:54,036 --> 00:39:56,562 Mommy and Daddy are going for a little bit. 770 00:39:56,773 --> 00:40:00,368 And we'll be back. Huh? You got your busy bee. 771 00:40:00,577 --> 00:40:02,738 -You got busy bee. -Oh, I want to stay. 772 00:40:02,946 --> 00:40:04,279 -You can't. -I want to. 773 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,647 -You can't. -I want to. 774 00:40:05,648 --> 00:40:07,648 You can't stay. 775 00:40:11,621 --> 00:40:14,455 -More Gouda, honey? -No, thanks, Gerry. 776 00:40:14,825 --> 00:40:16,850 -Super party, huh? -Yeah, but-- 777 00:40:17,061 --> 00:40:20,827 You know, I ran into that woman that owned the Terrier. 778 00:40:21,030 --> 00:40:25,866 From Florida. We were in that show. The Elvis, not Costello. 779 00:40:26,070 --> 00:40:29,507 -Remember that little Terrier? -The bitch that pushed Winky? 780 00:40:29,707 --> 00:40:31,707 Pushed him way off his gait? 781 00:40:31,709 --> 00:40:33,802 Cookie Googleman? 782 00:40:34,011 --> 00:40:36,708 -Yeah. -It is you. Malcolm! 783 00:40:37,182 --> 00:40:39,182 Malcolm? 784 00:40:39,850 --> 00:40:42,115 Gerry, my husband. This is Malcolm. 785 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,153 -What's shaking? -Not much, Gary. How are you? 786 00:40:45,357 --> 00:40:47,792 -Doesn't she look fantastic? -Boy, I'll say. 787 00:40:47,993 --> 00:40:49,761 -Thank you. -Just fantastic. 788 00:40:49,762 --> 00:40:53,094 Been what? I don't know, 18, 1 9 years? Louisville. 789 00:40:53,999 --> 00:40:56,695 The Mint Julep. You were working as a waitress. 790 00:40:56,902 --> 00:40:58,902 Wow. 791 00:40:59,004 --> 00:41:01,166 Malcolm. Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm. 792 00:41:02,275 --> 00:41:04,641 I've banged a lot of waitresses in my day. 793 00:41:04,845 --> 00:41:06,845 But you were the best. By far. 794 00:41:06,913 --> 00:41:09,541 -You don't forget the best. -Nope. 795 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,750 Oh, Gerry. Oh, Gerry. 796 00:41:11,751 --> 00:41:14,584 They gotta do something about the air conditioning. 797 00:41:14,788 --> 00:41:16,087 Great to see you. 798 00:41:16,088 --> 00:41:17,657 Nice to see you, Malcolm. 799 00:41:17,658 --> 00:41:19,291 IKeep them up. IKeep them up. 800 00:41:19,292 --> 00:41:23,787 The beat goes on, okay? The beat goes on. Gerry, my husband. 801 00:41:23,997 --> 00:41:25,898 Don't worry, I know where I am. 802 00:41:25,899 --> 00:41:27,899 -Just.... -But that was fun. 803 00:41:29,470 --> 00:41:32,371 Your house is beautiful. The food, delicious. 804 00:41:32,572 --> 00:41:35,872 And to see Butch with her crown on. It's so cute. 805 00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:38,443 That's her game face. Absolutely right. 806 00:41:38,646 --> 00:41:40,514 -She winked at me. -Did she? 807 00:41:40,515 --> 00:41:42,574 -She winked at me. -You little flirt. 808 00:41:43,284 --> 00:41:46,151 She's not gonna wear the crown tomorrow, is she? 809 00:41:46,354 --> 00:41:50,758 -She'll walk around as if she were. -It is. It's a fun party. 810 00:41:50,959 --> 00:41:54,156 -We only do that once a year. -She must be very proud. 811 00:41:54,362 --> 00:41:55,763 -You bet. -Oh, yeah. 812 00:41:55,764 --> 00:41:57,959 -It's her night. -It is. She's the star. 813 00:41:58,167 --> 00:42:00,931 And hopefully, she's going to be the star tomorrow. 814 00:42:01,136 --> 00:42:03,136 -We'll have to see. -That's up to her. 815 00:42:03,305 --> 00:42:06,536 -I guess. And some other people. -It's in her hands. 816 00:42:06,742 --> 00:42:09,735 Some think if you're on a small creek, a small body of water... 817 00:42:09,945 --> 00:42:11,945 ...that you have to use a small fly. 818 00:42:11,980 --> 00:42:14,642 But I've been in situations, even on a big river... 819 00:42:14,851 --> 00:42:18,787 ...where I'm using a size 18, a size 20, a size 22. 820 00:42:18,988 --> 00:42:22,014 I go with a dropper or with a Parachute Adams. 821 00:42:22,226 --> 00:42:25,626 A PT Nymph on the end, and you could hook a big fish. 822 00:42:25,829 --> 00:42:27,829 Many think you have to go with... 823 00:42:27,897 --> 00:42:31,026 ...a Woolly Bugger or Sculpin pattern of some kind. 824 00:42:31,235 --> 00:42:36,138 Maybe Egg-Sucking Leech, which I've never had any luck with myself. 825 00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:38,308 Is that L.L. Bean? 826 00:42:38,309 --> 00:42:39,909 -Is this L.L. Bean? -This? 827 00:42:39,910 --> 00:42:41,111 Can I check? 828 00:42:41,112 --> 00:42:43,012 -I don't know. -Oh, Hamilton. 829 00:42:43,013 --> 00:42:45,072 What? Just checking. 830 00:42:45,282 --> 00:42:48,513 Stefan, Stefan. This is my "euphemism," Stefan. 831 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:50,720 I want you to meet my new friends. 832 00:42:50,821 --> 00:42:53,518 -How are you, Gerry? -Stefan. 833 00:42:53,725 --> 00:42:56,751 -Hello. You're Coo...? -No, it's Cookie. 834 00:42:56,962 --> 00:42:58,962 It's Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Cookie! 835 00:42:59,030 --> 00:43:02,659 I was noticing your pants. And then I noticed this. 836 00:43:02,868 --> 00:43:04,135 -Very funny. -To death. 837 00:43:04,136 --> 00:43:06,901 Did he say his name's Mary, as well as advertising it? 838 00:43:07,105 --> 00:43:11,668 -He was introduced as Mary, but-- -You know what? My name's not Mary. 839 00:43:12,211 --> 00:43:14,236 -It's Debbie! -It's not. It's Debra! 840 00:43:14,447 --> 00:43:15,647 No, it's Scott. 841 00:43:15,648 --> 00:43:19,312 Do you have an appreciation for the amount of work that went into these? 842 00:43:19,519 --> 00:43:22,044 -I ought to. I did it myself. -Wow. Gee. 843 00:43:22,256 --> 00:43:25,053 It bored him to death. I talked about it nonstop. 844 00:43:25,258 --> 00:43:29,058 Well, that is six months working with leather and red thread. 845 00:43:29,962 --> 00:43:32,693 -How much fun was he to be with? -Heaven. 846 00:43:32,899 --> 00:43:35,164 -I make all this stuff. -He's very talented. 847 00:43:35,369 --> 00:43:38,896 -You must be very proud, Mary. -"Proud Mary"! 848 00:43:39,106 --> 00:43:41,574 Oh, my goodness! Who are you all of a sudden? 849 00:43:41,775 --> 00:43:45,006 -Good baby-boomer gag. -Who are you in the burgundy jacket? 850 00:43:45,213 --> 00:43:47,213 -Good heavens! -Mr. Hip! 851 00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:06,900 -Move your feet. Move. -Gotcha. 852 00:44:06,969 --> 00:44:08,269 Stop it. 853 00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:10,738 -You're quick enough on the draw. -I'll say. 854 00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:13,636 -Thank you, Mr. Handyman. -Yes, sir. 855 00:44:13,843 --> 00:44:16,437 -Tanka up. -Tanka. 856 00:44:19,649 --> 00:44:21,116 Hi, Terry? 857 00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:23,950 Hi. Yeah, we're here. Where were you? 858 00:44:24,753 --> 00:44:27,245 So, how's everything? Did he eat the p�te? 859 00:44:27,457 --> 00:44:29,457 Did you put the vitamins in? 860 00:44:29,692 --> 00:44:33,151 Okay. Did he go poop? Thank you. 861 00:44:33,363 --> 00:44:35,363 Too much information. 862 00:44:35,665 --> 00:44:38,600 Put him on. I just want to say good night. 863 00:44:40,036 --> 00:44:43,097 Hi, Tyrone. Hi, it's Daddy. 864 00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:44,908 Hi, Tyrone. How are you? 865 00:44:44,909 --> 00:44:46,909 Say hello? Say hello, Aggie? 866 00:44:49,679 --> 00:44:51,679 I can hear him breathing. 867 00:44:51,782 --> 00:44:54,683 We'll be home tomorrow. I wanted to say good night. 868 00:44:54,886 --> 00:44:57,719 I'm gonna sing a little bit of your favorite song. 869 00:44:58,322 --> 00:45:02,851 They buried Barbara ln the old churchyard 870 00:45:03,061 --> 00:45:06,461 They buried William beside her 871 00:45:06,965 --> 00:45:10,765 And from his grave Grew a red, red rose 872 00:45:11,403 --> 00:45:14,839 And out ofhers a briar 873 00:45:16,142 --> 00:45:19,305 Good night. Don't stay up all night watching old movies. 874 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:26,378 Live� From the Beyman Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA� 875 00:45:26,586 --> 00:45:31,683 It's the 125th Annual Mayflower Kennel Club Dog Show� 876 00:45:31,891 --> 00:45:35,225 Brought to you by lams Eukanuba� 877 00:45:35,428 --> 00:45:39,957 And let me tell you, the City ofBrotherly Love is aglow tonight� 878 00:45:40,167 --> 00:45:44,331 Three thousand dogs competing for Best in Show� 879 00:45:44,538 --> 00:45:49,168 Some big and some are small. Some really small. 880 00:45:49,376 --> 00:45:51,537 Bushy coats and coats so silky... 881 00:45:51,746 --> 00:45:54,839 ...they look like they were spun by a giant spider! 882 00:45:55,049 --> 00:45:57,245 You name it, they're here! 883 00:45:57,451 --> 00:46:00,421 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Buck Laughlin. 884 00:46:00,621 --> 00:46:02,714 If you're a dog or a friend of a dog... 885 00:46:02,924 --> 00:46:05,654 ...you want to circle this night in your TV Guide... 886 00:46:05,860 --> 00:46:08,920 ...because, Trevor Beckwith, they come to the Mayflower... 887 00:46:09,130 --> 00:46:11,928 ...with their crates, their kibble, and their cookies. 888 00:46:12,133 --> 00:46:14,398 And, most important, with a will to win... 889 00:46:14,603 --> 00:46:17,903 ...that only a fellow dog can truly appreciate. 890 00:46:18,107 --> 00:46:19,975 Your thoughts on that matter? 891 00:46:19,976 --> 00:46:22,638 Buck, I can't speak for the animals, of course... 892 00:46:22,845 --> 00:46:26,872 ...but certainly, every human being in this building is as excited as I am. 893 00:46:27,083 --> 00:46:31,180 -You wrote a book, didn't you? -I did. I did. Follow the Lead. 894 00:46:31,387 --> 00:46:34,983 A book about obedience. Basic obedience training for dogs. 895 00:46:35,191 --> 00:46:37,955 As you know, I have a franchise of schools around-- 896 00:46:38,161 --> 00:46:40,628 I didn't. So this is right down your alley. 897 00:46:40,831 --> 00:46:43,026 I went to an obedience place once. 898 00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:47,567 It was going well till they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts. 899 00:46:47,771 --> 00:46:50,331 I'm just kidding. I know what you're saying. 900 00:46:53,844 --> 00:46:55,512 Because she's a winner. 901 00:46:55,513 --> 00:46:58,209 Because she is Miss America. 902 00:46:58,416 --> 00:47:00,217 You are little Miss America. 903 00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:01,885 I'm trying to groom her. 904 00:47:01,886 --> 00:47:04,184 She's fine. She's fine. You know what? 905 00:47:04,389 --> 00:47:07,358 She's feeling chuffed. Feeling full of herself. 906 00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:10,356 What I want her to do is calm down a little bit. 907 00:47:10,562 --> 00:47:13,587 -Just don't do the front. Let me-- -Okay. Fine. 908 00:47:13,799 --> 00:47:16,131 What do you want more than anything? 909 00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:18,394 Do you want the big blue ribbon? 910 00:47:18,603 --> 00:47:20,004 Do you want red? No. 911 00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:21,572 Do you want yellow? No. 912 00:47:21,573 --> 00:47:22,940 You want the blue. 913 00:47:22,941 --> 00:47:24,876 What do you see in front of me? 914 00:47:24,877 --> 00:47:26,936 You see a blue ribbon in front of you. 915 00:47:27,146 --> 00:47:28,913 You want it? Grab it! Get it! 916 00:47:28,914 --> 00:47:31,109 She's not listening! She's freaking out. 917 00:47:31,316 --> 00:47:33,547 Get the busy bee. You want your busy bee? 918 00:47:33,753 --> 00:47:36,449 You get the busy bee. I need to trim her whiskers. 919 00:47:36,656 --> 00:47:38,022 It's in the crate! 920 00:47:38,023 --> 00:47:39,558 It's in the crate! 921 00:47:39,559 --> 00:47:41,618 Why wasn't it out to begin with? 922 00:47:42,796 --> 00:47:44,796 Where in the crate? 923 00:47:44,864 --> 00:47:47,628 -It's not in here! -It should be in the crate! 924 00:47:47,834 --> 00:47:49,834 It's not here! I just told you that! 925 00:47:50,004 --> 00:47:53,565 God, Hamilton, if she doesn't get her toy she's gonna flip out! 926 00:47:53,774 --> 00:47:55,774 See? It's not in here! 927 00:47:55,843 --> 00:47:58,333 You left it at the hotel! You go get it! 928 00:47:58,546 --> 00:48:01,106 Go to the hotel and get busy bee! 929 00:48:01,315 --> 00:48:03,749 Run! Run! Go! 930 00:48:03,951 --> 00:48:08,252 Mommy's getting the toy. Don't worry. We just had a little discussion. 931 00:48:08,456 --> 00:48:10,550 Look at me. Don't look at anybody else. 932 00:48:10,758 --> 00:48:14,422 Don't look at the fat-ass losers or freaks! You look at me! 933 00:48:14,829 --> 00:48:17,924 -And what's the first category here? -The Hound group. 934 00:48:18,133 --> 00:48:20,133 You have your finger on everything. 935 00:48:20,302 --> 00:48:24,636 The Hounds are coming out. These are some unusual dogs. 936 00:48:26,742 --> 00:48:31,111 The Hound group can be divided into two groups, sight and scent. 937 00:48:31,313 --> 00:48:35,341 This is the first of seven groups that we'll see this evening... 938 00:48:35,551 --> 00:48:39,486 ...as the dogs progress towards the Best in Show title. 939 00:48:45,294 --> 00:48:48,890 -The judge is Eddie Franklin. -That's Edie. Edie Franklin. 940 00:48:49,099 --> 00:48:52,091 -Edie? -A retired teacher from New Jersey. 941 00:48:52,302 --> 00:48:54,170 You're right. That's a lady. 942 00:48:54,171 --> 00:48:58,198 She gives them a thorough going-over. Are all judges that thorough? 943 00:48:58,408 --> 00:49:00,243 She looks at the teeth.... 944 00:49:00,244 --> 00:49:03,009 It's important that all attributes are examined. 945 00:49:03,213 --> 00:49:04,914 Teeth, eyes, ears, gums-- 946 00:49:04,915 --> 00:49:07,816 Ouch! Do I see right? Where's she putting her hand? 947 00:49:08,018 --> 00:49:11,785 Well, she's just checking out the dog's testicular area to make sure... 948 00:49:11,990 --> 00:49:15,720 -Whoa. -...that everything is intact. 949 00:49:15,927 --> 00:49:19,454 Hate to go out with Judge Edie and have her judge me. 950 00:49:19,664 --> 00:49:21,298 That would be no fun. 951 00:49:21,299 --> 00:49:24,201 Would you take your dog down and back for me, please? 952 00:49:27,005 --> 00:49:29,133 Now she's having the dogs-- 953 00:49:29,340 --> 00:49:32,333 Why do they have them run away and then back up? 954 00:49:32,544 --> 00:49:34,211 What are they looking for? 955 00:49:34,212 --> 00:49:38,206 For the dog's gait and movement, to see the small angles. 956 00:49:38,417 --> 00:49:41,648 So, Edie will be checking out this thing in particular. 957 00:49:42,054 --> 00:49:43,855 Good way to judge a woman. 958 00:49:43,856 --> 00:49:45,916 Have her run away and then run back. 959 00:49:46,125 --> 00:49:48,650 You know, those "birds" on Carnaby Street. 960 00:49:48,862 --> 00:49:52,889 I'm used to seeing them run away more often than run towards me. 961 00:49:53,733 --> 00:49:56,463 Now what is that? That's a Bloodhound, isn't it? 962 00:49:56,736 --> 00:49:58,671 Oh, this is a tremendous dog. 963 00:49:58,672 --> 00:50:02,972 I would say in two to three years, this could be a champion dog. 964 00:50:03,176 --> 00:50:05,872 I think it may be a tad immature for this year. 965 00:50:06,079 --> 00:50:08,079 Trying to get some playing time. 966 00:50:08,181 --> 00:50:11,014 Take your dog down and back for me, please? 967 00:50:13,154 --> 00:50:17,557 You know what would be funny? It's just an idea off the top of my head. 968 00:50:17,757 --> 00:50:20,886 Why didn't he put a Sherlock Holmes hat on it... 969 00:50:21,095 --> 00:50:22,997 ...and put a pipe in his mouth? 970 00:50:22,998 --> 00:50:25,694 Are they allowed to dress up a dog in a funny way? 971 00:50:25,901 --> 00:50:28,495 No, that's not the purpose of these shows. 972 00:50:28,703 --> 00:50:31,900 But it would really get the crowd going, you know? 973 00:50:32,107 --> 00:50:34,107 -The hat with a pipe? -Absolutely. 974 00:50:34,109 --> 00:50:36,771 You could make it look like the pipe's smoking. 975 00:50:36,979 --> 00:50:39,210 I think that would be a little dangerous. 976 00:50:39,414 --> 00:50:41,414 I'd get a kick out of it. 977 00:50:42,317 --> 00:50:47,346 Now, that looks like a fast dog. Is that faster than a Greyhound? 978 00:50:47,556 --> 00:50:49,854 -Well-- -In a race, who would come in first? 979 00:50:50,059 --> 00:50:52,721 If you had a little jockey on him, going-- 980 00:50:52,929 --> 00:50:55,625 Let me ask, if you put them on a football team... 981 00:50:55,832 --> 00:50:58,733 ...which would be the wide receiver, which one the tight end? 982 00:50:58,936 --> 00:51:01,369 Who can go the farthest, the fastest? 983 00:51:01,572 --> 00:51:03,835 I don't know any dogs that play football. 984 00:51:04,241 --> 00:51:06,241 I'm having some fun with you. 985 00:51:07,678 --> 00:51:11,478 It's tension time. Who will she pick? She's looking them over close. 986 00:51:11,682 --> 00:51:14,446 Yes, she's been very careful with this group. 987 00:51:14,652 --> 00:51:17,553 Is there anything they can do now to sway the judge? 988 00:51:17,756 --> 00:51:20,384 Nothing at all. Just hope and pray at this point. 989 00:51:23,061 --> 00:51:27,657 -Bring the Bloodhound out, please. -Oh, ho. That's a surprise. 990 00:51:28,366 --> 00:51:31,357 Bring the Beagle out, please. Please sit down. 991 00:51:31,803 --> 00:51:33,803 The Borzoi, please. 992 00:51:41,079 --> 00:51:43,079 And the Petit, please. 993 00:51:43,950 --> 00:51:45,350 All right. 994 00:51:45,351 --> 00:51:48,377 Our little Sherlock Holmes dog is out there, huh? 995 00:51:48,587 --> 00:51:50,587 Even without the hat and the pipe. 996 00:51:50,789 --> 00:51:52,789 So it's down to four now. 997 00:51:52,892 --> 00:51:55,656 She's taking a final look at the four she's picked: 998 00:51:55,861 --> 00:52:00,321 The Bloodhound, the Beagle, the Borzoi, and the PBGV. 999 00:52:00,533 --> 00:52:03,867 That's the way I want them! One. Two. 1000 00:52:05,271 --> 00:52:07,238 Three. And four. 1001 00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,332 And that's it. That's the order. 1002 00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:11,477 Frankly, I'm very surprised. 1003 00:52:11,478 --> 00:52:15,175 -An upset. The rookie came through. -It's definitely an upset. 1004 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:17,476 That's a tremendous achievement. 1005 00:52:26,761 --> 00:52:28,761 Have you tried looking under the bed? 1006 00:52:28,863 --> 00:52:31,024 Of course I've looked under the bed! 1007 00:52:31,232 --> 00:52:33,632 That's where you look when you lose things! 1008 00:52:37,038 --> 00:52:38,639 You! What's she here for? 1009 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,609 I called you 30 minutes ago! You call yourself a maid? 1010 00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:43,911 Where are you from? 1011 00:52:43,912 --> 00:52:46,437 -I know people at INS! -I'm an American citizen. 1012 00:52:46,647 --> 00:52:49,378 -They'll come in a van and take you... -I'll handle it. 1013 00:52:49,585 --> 00:52:51,386 ...back to where you came from! 1014 00:52:51,387 --> 00:52:53,878 Who do you think you are? I've spent 20 minutes-- 1015 00:52:54,089 --> 00:52:57,491 -Go get your papers! -You're too agitated over a dog's toy. 1016 00:52:57,693 --> 00:52:58,994 -A dog's toy? -Yes. 1017 00:52:58,995 --> 00:53:02,623 You obviously don't know my dog! Don't tell me--! 1018 00:53:02,831 --> 00:53:06,598 -There's a pet store right downstairs. -A pet store down the stairs?! 1019 00:53:06,803 --> 00:53:08,803 -Yes. -Are you a wizard?! A genius?! 1020 00:53:08,905 --> 00:53:10,772 Why didn't you tell me before?! 1021 00:53:10,773 --> 00:53:15,712 Thanks for your help, you stupid hotel manager! 1022 00:53:18,315 --> 00:53:20,408 Yeah, see the coat? 1023 00:53:20,617 --> 00:53:23,246 I gotta tell you, I've never felt... 1024 00:53:23,453 --> 00:53:26,014 ...more confident than I feel right now. 1025 00:53:26,223 --> 00:53:29,215 Like I could say to the president of the IKennel Club: 1026 00:53:29,427 --> 00:53:33,727 "Why don't we skip to the chase here, and just give me the cup. 1027 00:53:33,931 --> 00:53:36,161 I'll be on my way. You can take my photo." 1028 00:53:36,368 --> 00:53:39,029 I honestly feel that way. But, you never know... 1029 00:53:39,237 --> 00:53:43,764 ...because there's so many variables that I just can't control. 1030 00:53:44,109 --> 00:53:46,600 But, everything's going as planned. 1031 00:53:47,512 --> 00:53:49,512 Except for the makeup. 1032 00:53:49,981 --> 00:53:52,609 Well, Sherri Ann did put some makeup on me... 1033 00:53:52,819 --> 00:53:56,185 ...but it's really not my style, so I took it off. 1034 00:53:56,388 --> 00:53:58,388 -It looked good. -It was a bit much. 1035 00:53:58,523 --> 00:54:01,357 No, it looked really good. I did a wonderful... 1036 00:54:01,561 --> 00:54:05,554 ...Sophia Loren Persian eye. 1037 00:54:05,765 --> 00:54:09,428 And it looked very dramatic, and looked very showlike. 1038 00:54:09,635 --> 00:54:14,129 It was a little over the top. I looked freakish, so I took it off. 1039 00:54:14,340 --> 00:54:18,003 -No, you didn't. -You have to just let this go, okay? 1040 00:54:18,211 --> 00:54:22,045 But, I do like what she did with my hair. 1041 00:54:24,350 --> 00:54:26,444 Well, now it's time for the toys. 1042 00:54:26,653 --> 00:54:29,884 They're well-named. They look like they could be wound up. 1043 00:54:30,090 --> 00:54:33,582 This is a fun group. And the crowd always responds to the toys. 1044 00:54:33,794 --> 00:54:37,286 It's wonderful, the character you see in these dogs. 1045 00:54:37,499 --> 00:54:40,524 That's what a lot of people are looking for in a toy dog. 1046 00:54:40,735 --> 00:54:45,138 They're crowd pleasers. Frederick Basil-Abbott Ill is the judge. 1047 00:54:45,340 --> 00:54:47,340 -He's got his hands full. -Yes. 1048 00:54:49,410 --> 00:54:53,471 -Hey, hey, baby. Aw, a Bloodhound? -Oh, yeah. 1049 00:54:53,682 --> 00:54:54,883 -Beautiful. -Yep. 1050 00:54:54,884 --> 00:54:57,647 -Beautiful. How old is he? -Yeah. He's 2. 1051 00:54:57,853 --> 00:55:00,481 -Slobbers a lot. -He's a 2-year-old. Oh, yes. 1052 00:55:00,689 --> 00:55:04,750 -He's a 2-year. He's a slobberpuss. -He is a slobberer. He's gorgeous. 1053 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,155 -Yes, he is. -Yeah. 1054 00:55:09,131 --> 00:55:11,131 I handle Rhapsody in White. 1055 00:55:12,935 --> 00:55:17,236 -The Poodle, right? The Standard? -Yeah. Two-time Best in Show. 1056 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,874 -Last two years here at the Mayflower. -That's-- 1057 00:55:20,076 --> 00:55:22,076 -I'm sure you know that. -Yes. 1058 00:55:22,611 --> 00:55:24,611 -Yeah, so-- -I'm Harlan Pepper. 1059 00:55:24,681 --> 00:55:27,206 Christy Cummings. But you probably know that. 1060 00:55:27,417 --> 00:55:29,417 Well, I do and I don't. 1061 00:55:31,588 --> 00:55:33,123 -You take care. -I will. 1062 00:55:33,124 --> 00:55:35,124 Take care, Hubert. We'll see you. 1063 00:55:42,332 --> 00:55:44,332 The toy group has long been a favorite. 1064 00:55:44,535 --> 00:55:46,560 Going back hundreds of years, when-- 1065 00:55:46,771 --> 00:55:49,569 I'd be hard-pressed to pick my favorite. 1066 00:55:49,774 --> 00:55:51,774 The Shih Tzu is a terrific dog. 1067 00:55:51,910 --> 00:55:53,744 -What's that one? -The Shih Tzu. 1068 00:55:53,745 --> 00:55:55,838 -The Shih Tzu! -That's a name you don't... 1069 00:55:56,048 --> 00:55:59,506 ...play around with. It doesn't come trippingly off the tongue. 1070 00:55:59,717 --> 00:56:04,155 "Stewardess, can I take a Shih Tzu on, or does it have to be stowed?" 1071 00:56:04,356 --> 00:56:07,484 -"Is that a Shih Tzu in your...?" -An old joke, but still good. 1072 00:56:07,693 --> 00:56:09,693 It's a crowd pleaser. 1073 00:56:16,501 --> 00:56:19,402 Ma'am, can I have the ltalian Greyhound over here? 1074 00:56:22,575 --> 00:56:25,772 -He's known as a deliberate judge. -Is that right? 1075 00:56:25,979 --> 00:56:28,106 Yes. An interesting side note: 1076 00:56:28,314 --> 00:56:32,547 He trained to be a priest at one time. He was in a seminary. 1077 00:56:32,752 --> 00:56:35,517 Never went through with it all, but it's unusual. 1078 00:56:35,723 --> 00:56:39,159 It'd be interesting to know why. But that's a whole other show. 1079 00:56:39,627 --> 00:56:42,027 Sir, can I have the Pom over here, please? 1080 00:56:47,368 --> 00:56:49,963 Ma'am, the Toy Poodle behind, please. 1081 00:56:55,277 --> 00:56:57,676 Sir, could I have the Shih Tzu here, please? 1082 00:56:59,581 --> 00:57:01,811 They are a playful bunch, aren't they? 1083 00:57:06,122 --> 00:57:08,055 Thank you, sir. One. 1084 00:57:08,056 --> 00:57:10,923 Two. Three. Four. 1085 00:57:17,266 --> 00:57:19,325 Thank you. Oh, I'm sorry. 1086 00:57:19,535 --> 00:57:21,901 -Oh, congratulations. -Thank you. 1087 00:57:23,172 --> 00:57:24,806 My little princess. 1088 00:57:24,807 --> 00:57:26,374 -My hero. -Oh, thanks. 1089 00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:28,375 -God, thank you. -Good job. 1090 00:57:28,611 --> 00:57:30,546 -Thanks. -The Pom was no problem? 1091 00:57:30,547 --> 00:57:33,812 Pom broke his gait. He might as well have taken a dump. 1092 00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:36,315 I was amazed the Yorkie didn't do better. 1093 00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:39,045 -Who knew? -Look at this. It's all you. 1094 00:57:39,256 --> 00:57:41,850 First in group. Best in Show coming up. 1095 00:57:42,060 --> 00:57:44,584 She's like, "Group, shmoop. Bring it on." 1096 00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:47,127 Which reminds me, gotta go to the hotel. 1097 00:57:47,332 --> 00:57:49,265 -I have to change. -Want some soup? 1098 00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:50,567 -Bath balm. -Bath balm. 1099 00:57:50,568 --> 00:57:52,568 Immediately. 1100 00:57:54,839 --> 00:57:59,003 -Hello. -Hi. I'm looking for a toy. 1101 00:57:59,210 --> 00:58:02,543 -It's a bumble bee. It's like a-- -For what kind of animal? 1102 00:58:02,747 --> 00:58:05,375 For a dog. It's a bee. It's a bumble bee. 1103 00:58:05,584 --> 00:58:08,017 And it's furry. It's about this big. 1104 00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:10,188 -Okay. -Right. 1105 00:58:10,189 --> 00:58:12,589 It's a bumble bee. 1106 00:58:12,791 --> 00:58:14,458 Stripes on it. 1107 00:58:14,459 --> 00:58:18,521 -Here it is. Is this it? -No, that's a bear in a bee costume. 1108 00:58:18,731 --> 00:58:20,790 Okay. I'm just trying to help. 1109 00:58:20,999 --> 00:58:24,436 It's about this big. And it squeaks in the middle. 1110 00:58:24,637 --> 00:58:28,072 Oh. Okay. This one squeaks. You know? 1111 00:58:28,307 --> 00:58:30,307 And I think it's striped. 1112 00:58:30,477 --> 00:58:32,968 I think the dog will respond to the stripes. 1113 00:58:33,179 --> 00:58:36,615 And it's reminiscent of a bumble bee, I think. 1114 00:58:36,816 --> 00:58:38,816 -It's like a bee. -That's a parrot. 1115 00:58:38,885 --> 00:58:41,080 That's what the dog's responding to. 1116 00:58:41,287 --> 00:58:44,382 But you can look in the box here. We have more. 1117 00:58:44,591 --> 00:58:47,288 Like this one. The yellow and black one there? 1118 00:58:47,494 --> 00:58:49,429 -This? -That's like a bee. 1119 00:58:49,430 --> 00:58:52,456 -This is a fish. -Well, we know that's a fish... 1120 00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:54,601 -...but to a dog-- -Just shut up. 1121 00:58:54,602 --> 00:58:57,094 -I'm gonna get this. -I'm just trying to help. 1122 00:58:57,304 --> 00:58:58,605 Thank you. 1123 00:58:58,606 --> 00:59:01,167 This is least like a bee of what we have. 1124 00:59:01,375 --> 00:59:05,641 I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for a toy that you don't have! 1125 00:59:06,815 --> 00:59:08,681 -Oh, baby, you're so good. -Yes. 1126 00:59:08,682 --> 00:59:10,682 Look at you. 1127 00:59:10,684 --> 00:59:15,019 Who could look at this face and say, "Oh, I want him." 1128 00:59:15,223 --> 00:59:17,623 You. Hey, Wink. Hey, Wink. 1129 00:59:17,826 --> 00:59:20,226 -Look at this. -Did you see the scary dog? 1130 00:59:20,429 --> 00:59:24,024 You. Hey, Winky, look at this. 1131 00:59:24,232 --> 00:59:26,724 You! Yes. 1132 00:59:26,935 --> 00:59:29,598 He's just a natural. And look at his face. 1133 00:59:29,805 --> 00:59:32,639 Could he be sweeter or more loving? 1134 00:59:33,176 --> 00:59:36,373 The group is all about attitude. And look at this. 1135 00:59:36,913 --> 00:59:39,474 What, could you find a more likable attitude? 1136 00:59:39,682 --> 00:59:42,618 A happier, happier-to-know-you kind of attitude? 1137 00:59:43,287 --> 00:59:45,287 I'm talking about you. 1138 00:59:46,322 --> 00:59:48,381 And here come the Terriers! 1139 00:59:48,592 --> 00:59:50,560 This is a very popular group. 1140 00:59:50,561 --> 00:59:55,498 There's a lot of winners that have come out of this group in past shows. 1141 00:59:55,699 --> 00:59:58,759 -It's also popular with the crowd. -They're lovable dogs. 1142 00:59:58,969 --> 01:00:02,997 -Wonderful personality. -Very frisky, very playful. 1143 01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:06,005 It's sad, when you look at how beautiful they are... 1144 01:00:06,211 --> 01:00:09,509 ...to think that in some countries, these dogs are eaten. 1145 01:00:11,082 --> 01:00:12,749 And once around, please. 1146 01:00:12,750 --> 01:00:14,980 That's my favorite, the Miniature Schnauzer. 1147 01:00:15,186 --> 01:00:17,054 How do they make them miniature? 1148 01:00:17,055 --> 01:00:20,355 Is there some way, some process they physically... 1149 01:00:20,559 --> 01:00:23,118 ...miniaturize the dog? Or is it a puppy? 1150 01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:24,929 What the devil is going on? 1151 01:00:24,930 --> 01:00:26,930 They just.... It's breeding. 1152 01:00:26,932 --> 01:00:28,733 They breed them small. 1153 01:00:28,734 --> 01:00:32,898 You'd think they'd want them bigger, like grapefruits or watermelons. 1154 01:00:33,873 --> 01:00:36,034 Now, what's that up on the table? 1155 01:00:36,243 --> 01:00:38,243 That's the Norwich. 1156 01:00:38,511 --> 01:00:41,378 She's taking a close look at the Norwich. 1157 01:00:41,815 --> 01:00:43,482 That handler looks familiar to me. 1158 01:00:43,483 --> 01:00:46,315 Madam, could you bring the dog further down in back, please? 1159 01:00:49,890 --> 01:00:51,890 That's my dog. 1160 01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,555 Did I mention my idea for a book for you? 1161 01:00:56,763 --> 01:01:00,221 Women bathing their dogs. In cutoff jeans and T-shirts... 1162 01:01:00,433 --> 01:01:01,934 ...and with the soap. 1163 01:01:01,935 --> 01:01:05,872 How it gets all wet, then the water, let your imagination run wild. 1164 01:01:06,073 --> 01:01:08,735 Get the IKennel Club behind it, make a few bucks. 1165 01:01:08,942 --> 01:01:11,411 That's what it's all about. Put your name on it. 1166 01:01:12,213 --> 01:01:14,774 Bathing Your Dog With Trevor Beckwith. 1167 01:01:14,982 --> 01:01:18,544 Doing It Doggy Style. You come up with that, I'm not the literary guy. 1168 01:01:22,024 --> 01:01:25,687 All right. Judge Ruth Collier is looking very closely. 1169 01:01:27,963 --> 01:01:29,297 One. 1170 01:01:29,298 --> 01:01:31,298 Two. 1171 01:01:31,333 --> 01:01:33,358 Three. Four. 1172 01:01:36,004 --> 01:01:38,004 Thank you. 1173 01:01:39,742 --> 01:01:41,742 Here. 1174 01:01:42,078 --> 01:01:43,579 What the hell is this? 1175 01:01:43,580 --> 01:01:45,775 -It's a toy. -It's a rooster or something. 1176 01:01:45,982 --> 01:01:47,982 Get out the bee. Where's the bee? 1177 01:01:48,051 --> 01:01:51,043 I couldn't find it. I went to the hotel, I asked. 1178 01:01:51,254 --> 01:01:54,712 You were gone for a half-hour and you came back with this purple thing?! 1179 01:01:54,924 --> 01:01:56,391 Don't spit at me! 1180 01:01:56,392 --> 01:01:58,392 Don't you yell at me! 1181 01:01:58,596 --> 01:02:00,162 You take care of it! 1182 01:02:00,163 --> 01:02:02,724 -I will take care of it! -Stop it! Just.... 1183 01:02:03,767 --> 01:02:07,328 We're here with Dr. Millbank, President of the Mayflower IKennel Club. 1184 01:02:08,105 --> 01:02:11,404 Doctor, let me ask you something. I got a little bursitis in my shoulder. 1185 01:02:11,609 --> 01:02:13,576 Do you recommend heat or cold? 1186 01:02:13,577 --> 01:02:15,944 -I'm not that kind of doctor. -I know that. 1187 01:02:16,146 --> 01:02:18,513 I'm just kidding. He's not that kind of doctor... 1188 01:02:18,716 --> 01:02:21,811 ...but he's got such a good sense of humor, we like to have a few laughs. 1189 01:02:22,020 --> 01:02:24,545 Question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: 1190 01:02:24,756 --> 01:02:28,988 Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia, no-brainer, right? 1191 01:02:29,194 --> 01:02:31,194 Because this is where the Mayflower landed. 1192 01:02:31,297 --> 01:02:35,028 Not so, it turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere in the West lndies. 1193 01:02:35,233 --> 01:02:36,467 Little-known fact. 1194 01:02:36,468 --> 01:02:38,960 How does the name Mayflower get up to the Quaker City? 1195 01:02:39,270 --> 01:02:43,173 It wasn't actually Columbus on the Mayflower, as you probably remember. 1196 01:02:43,376 --> 01:02:45,401 And he did land in Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts. 1197 01:02:45,611 --> 01:02:47,977 They landed in several places, because there's the Nina... 1198 01:02:48,180 --> 01:02:50,149 -...the Pnta, a couple of them.... -And the Santa Maria. 1199 01:02:50,150 --> 01:02:52,947 -They all landed in different places. -Not really. 1200 01:02:53,152 --> 01:02:54,820 Well, I'm not the historian. 1201 01:02:54,821 --> 01:02:56,880 Let the production people deal with that one. 1202 01:02:57,090 --> 01:02:59,090 Right. It doesn't matter. 1203 01:03:04,264 --> 01:03:07,461 So these are the sporting dogs. These are the athletes. 1204 01:03:07,668 --> 01:03:10,399 These are the jocks of the dog world, wouldn't you say? 1205 01:03:10,604 --> 01:03:12,766 These are the dogs that you'll often see... 1206 01:03:12,973 --> 01:03:16,136 ...hanging on the wall in museums and classic paintings. 1207 01:03:16,643 --> 01:03:18,643 This group is actually known as... 1208 01:03:18,712 --> 01:03:21,807 ...the Hunting Group in the United IKingdom. 1209 01:03:22,216 --> 01:03:25,549 And the judge is Judge Freda Dunlop. 1210 01:03:26,054 --> 01:03:28,921 She is also very, very slow... 1211 01:03:29,123 --> 01:03:31,489 -...and determined. -Very deliberate. 1212 01:03:31,993 --> 01:03:34,655 Now, we're seeing the Weimaraner, a wonderful dog. 1213 01:03:35,130 --> 01:03:36,697 That's a beauty. 1214 01:03:36,698 --> 01:03:38,894 That's "The Grey Ghost." 1215 01:03:40,736 --> 01:03:42,403 Oh, I'm sorry. Get down. 1216 01:03:42,404 --> 01:03:44,272 Please control your dog. 1217 01:03:44,273 --> 01:03:45,907 That's not a good start. 1218 01:03:45,908 --> 01:03:47,608 Right around here. Let's try again. 1219 01:03:47,609 --> 01:03:49,609 This has never happened before, ever. 1220 01:03:49,945 --> 01:03:52,914 I'm sorry. We're dismissing you. 1221 01:03:53,116 --> 01:03:55,116 Just give us another chance. 1222 01:03:55,250 --> 01:03:58,049 -I'm sorry. We're dismissing you. -No, let me just try again. 1223 01:03:58,254 --> 01:03:59,488 This does not look good. 1224 01:03:59,489 --> 01:04:01,684 He went after her like she's made out of ham. 1225 01:04:01,925 --> 01:04:05,383 And I guess he's getting the old heave-ho. 1226 01:04:05,795 --> 01:04:08,320 -The dog has been excused. -She is gone. 1227 01:04:08,531 --> 01:04:10,531 Just get away from me, you goddamn asshole! 1228 01:04:10,567 --> 01:04:12,729 -It's a shame to see that happen. -Beautiful dog. 1229 01:04:12,936 --> 01:04:14,738 -But he's still a champion. -Oh, yes. 1230 01:04:14,739 --> 01:04:17,640 Even though he leaves in disgrace. Like "Shoeless Joe" Jackson. 1231 01:04:17,841 --> 01:04:20,970 He's out of the leagues, but we still talk about him today. 1232 01:04:21,912 --> 01:04:24,107 Hi. I'd like... 1233 01:04:25,183 --> 01:04:29,448 ...an extra-large bucket of popcorn, half-butter, half-salt. 1234 01:04:29,653 --> 01:04:33,090 I wouldn't normally just be out here... 1235 01:04:33,558 --> 01:04:35,558 ...pigging out. 1236 01:04:35,559 --> 01:04:37,559 But... 1237 01:04:38,029 --> 01:04:42,056 ...l'm a little nervous right now. There's a lot at stake. 1238 01:04:42,701 --> 01:04:45,898 You know, we've had two wins. This would be our third... 1239 01:04:46,104 --> 01:04:49,073 ...and I'm making Leslie nervous. 1240 01:04:49,275 --> 01:04:51,401 I'm making myself very nervous. 1241 01:04:51,611 --> 01:04:55,479 And my nervousness is... 1242 01:04:55,748 --> 01:04:59,342 ...is rubbing off on Leslie. And.... 1243 01:05:01,921 --> 01:05:04,015 I feel like l... 1244 01:05:04,524 --> 01:05:07,494 ...l just really need to listen to my inner instinct... 1245 01:05:07,693 --> 01:05:11,061 ...and my inner instinct says... 1246 01:05:11,497 --> 01:05:13,522 ..."Don't go right now." 1247 01:05:15,035 --> 01:05:16,936 So, I'm not going out. 1248 01:05:16,937 --> 01:05:20,429 I'm gonna be right here until I get another message... 1249 01:05:20,641 --> 01:05:22,641 ...from myself. 1250 01:05:29,049 --> 01:05:30,283 What are you doing, honey? 1251 01:05:30,284 --> 01:05:32,981 They're just finishing up the Non-sporting in a second. 1252 01:05:33,187 --> 01:05:35,486 I'm looking for the hand cream. Did you bring it? 1253 01:05:35,690 --> 01:05:38,625 I've got a lot of hand cream. But I don't have the.... 1254 01:05:38,827 --> 01:05:41,227 God, look at that IKeeshond. 1255 01:05:41,830 --> 01:05:43,263 Is that hideous? 1256 01:05:43,264 --> 01:05:45,264 What's that doing at the Mayflower? 1257 01:05:46,368 --> 01:05:50,030 Oh, my goodness. You might want to see this. 1258 01:05:50,940 --> 01:05:52,940 It's Miss Cummings. 1259 01:05:53,808 --> 01:05:55,970 Is it ever Miss Cummings. 1260 01:05:56,178 --> 01:05:57,478 Oh, my God. 1261 01:05:57,479 --> 01:05:59,447 Bob Mackie, where are you when we need you? 1262 01:05:59,448 --> 01:06:02,282 She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig. 1263 01:06:02,484 --> 01:06:05,215 Doesn't--? Look at the piping. 1264 01:06:05,421 --> 01:06:08,323 She tries to be so self-possessed, but look at the terror in her face. 1265 01:06:08,524 --> 01:06:10,720 It's all about fear for her. 1266 01:06:10,926 --> 01:06:12,926 Well, it's all about her. 1267 01:06:15,564 --> 01:06:17,533 He's taking his time picking. 1268 01:06:17,534 --> 01:06:19,534 That's for sure. 1269 01:06:20,370 --> 01:06:22,429 And stopping them once again. 1270 01:06:22,939 --> 01:06:25,170 He is a highly respected judge. 1271 01:06:25,375 --> 01:06:27,707 Often tends to go on personality. 1272 01:06:27,911 --> 01:06:30,846 And we've certainly got a lot of personality in this selection. 1273 01:06:31,048 --> 01:06:33,346 You're number one. Two. 1274 01:06:33,551 --> 01:06:36,179 Three. And four. 1275 01:06:40,925 --> 01:06:44,259 Yeah. Look at that Poodle. She knows she's a winner. 1276 01:06:44,462 --> 01:06:46,727 And look at her handler. That is one happy fella. 1277 01:06:46,932 --> 01:06:48,932 That is actually a woman. 1278 01:06:49,067 --> 01:06:52,434 A woman-- Iady handler. They are sharing thejoy. 1279 01:06:52,637 --> 01:06:55,971 And this is interesting, do you think they can feel thejoy? 1280 01:06:56,375 --> 01:06:57,742 -Okay. -Big surprise. 1281 01:06:57,743 --> 01:06:59,904 There it is. I better show Agnes this bitch. 1282 01:07:00,112 --> 01:07:02,112 Oh, God. When she smiles.... 1283 01:07:02,248 --> 01:07:05,683 Stop eating that shirt and look at your competition. 1284 01:07:05,884 --> 01:07:08,216 That is Rhapsody in White. 1285 01:07:08,421 --> 01:07:10,821 That's who you're gonna beat. 1286 01:07:11,090 --> 01:07:13,388 -She wins in a waltz, don't you? -She does. 1287 01:07:13,593 --> 01:07:16,118 Christy's gonna go talk to Sherri Ann. 1288 01:07:16,329 --> 01:07:19,230 Here's Sherri Ann. What is Sherri Ann wearing? 1289 01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:23,167 And she-- 1290 01:07:26,172 --> 01:07:28,172 Hello? 1291 01:07:29,576 --> 01:07:31,601 Rhapsody has two mommies. 1292 01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:36,143 All right, Trevor Beckwith, it all comes down to this. 1293 01:07:36,350 --> 01:07:39,513 They're going for all the marbles. The Best in Show. 1294 01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:41,422 The final seven. 1295 01:07:41,423 --> 01:07:43,323 It's the bottom of the ninth inning. 1296 01:07:43,324 --> 01:07:45,324 It's the goal line stand. 1297 01:07:45,326 --> 01:07:47,294 It's the final round. 1298 01:07:47,295 --> 01:07:51,698 And after all the grooming, the petting, the kibbles, the liver snaps. 1299 01:07:52,033 --> 01:07:54,033 Your opinion. Your feedback. 1300 01:07:54,069 --> 01:07:57,335 This is a very exciting moment. All these are wonderful dogs. 1301 01:07:57,539 --> 01:07:59,564 And this is the moment everybody's been waiting for. 1302 01:07:59,774 --> 01:08:02,208 The last seven. The best of the best. 1303 01:08:02,410 --> 01:08:04,410 -This is a great moment. -Creme de la creme. 1304 01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:06,580 -As long as you're calm. -I do. I am. 1305 01:08:06,582 --> 01:08:09,141 Because I'm as calm as a cucumber, okay? 1306 01:08:09,352 --> 01:08:10,986 Why don't you sit down? 1307 01:08:10,987 --> 01:08:13,581 -Go sit down. -I'm kidding. I'm nervous. 1308 01:08:13,789 --> 01:08:17,247 So sit down now because Winky and I have to get ready for the show. 1309 01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:18,927 IKnock them dead, honey. 1310 01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:20,362 -Good luck. -Thank you. 1311 01:08:20,363 --> 01:08:22,031 -Good luck. -"Bye-bye, Daddy." 1312 01:08:22,032 --> 01:08:24,626 Say, "Bye-bye, Daddy." Bye, darling. 1313 01:08:24,835 --> 01:08:26,435 Sweetheart? 1314 01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:28,562 -Make Fern City proud, okay? -I will. 1315 01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:33,875 -What the--? -Are you all right? 1316 01:08:35,345 --> 01:08:38,576 What'd I trip on? Did somebody put something here so I'd trip? 1317 01:08:38,783 --> 01:08:40,842 -Calm down. -Why did you fall? 1318 01:08:41,052 --> 01:08:43,281 Okay, it's just my knee. I'm fine. 1319 01:08:43,488 --> 01:08:45,854 Look out. You're gonna step on your dog. 1320 01:08:46,057 --> 01:08:49,823 -Oh, no. Your knee is all messed up. -We need a doctor. 1321 01:08:50,027 --> 01:08:52,027 Is there--? Can we get a medic? 1322 01:08:52,163 --> 01:08:53,630 It's Best ln Show. 1323 01:08:53,631 --> 01:08:56,964 Your knee is ballooning up like a watermelon, sweetheart. 1324 01:08:57,535 --> 01:09:00,300 Baby, you can't miss this. Winky can't miss this. 1325 01:09:00,506 --> 01:09:03,498 He's worked for two and a half years. He can't miss this. 1326 01:09:03,709 --> 01:09:04,976 -He can't miss? -He can't miss it. 1327 01:09:04,977 --> 01:09:07,241 -Then we get a handler. -A handler? 1328 01:09:07,446 --> 01:09:10,381 -We get a professional handler. -A stranger? 1329 01:09:10,582 --> 01:09:13,210 If you want the dog in the show, we need a handler. 1330 01:09:13,419 --> 01:09:15,419 You have to do it. You have to. 1331 01:09:15,521 --> 01:09:18,615 You have a concussion. You're not making any sense. 1332 01:09:18,825 --> 01:09:20,825 All you have to do is follow him. 1333 01:09:20,860 --> 01:09:22,795 Just follow him. 1334 01:09:22,796 --> 01:09:24,923 -We'll take care of you. -You'll be fine. 1335 01:09:25,131 --> 01:09:26,565 I've walked him-- 1336 01:09:26,566 --> 01:09:29,626 You take him for a walk every night. That's gaiting. 1337 01:09:29,836 --> 01:09:32,828 I don't even know what gaiting is. What's this? 1338 01:09:33,039 --> 01:09:36,771 Your number, keep it on your left arm. IKeep the dog on the left too. 1339 01:09:37,311 --> 01:09:38,977 Gerry... 1340 01:09:38,978 --> 01:09:40,978 ...you're gonna show Winky. 1341 01:09:44,852 --> 01:09:47,252 And here they come! The Pointer.... 1342 01:09:47,455 --> 01:09:50,015 The Pointer from the Sporting Group, handled by Jill IKoch. 1343 01:09:50,224 --> 01:09:53,057 And look at that magnificent dog. 1344 01:09:53,261 --> 01:09:54,794 Absolutely beautiful. 1345 01:09:54,795 --> 01:09:57,730 Do you think they know the championship's on the line here? 1346 01:09:57,933 --> 01:09:59,933 I think they know they're very special dogs... 1347 01:10:00,101 --> 01:10:02,101 ...and that they're still in it. 1348 01:10:02,703 --> 01:10:04,004 And the Bloodhound.... 1349 01:10:04,005 --> 01:10:06,838 -Picking up the track of the Pointer. -Beautiful dog. 1350 01:10:07,042 --> 01:10:08,676 Hubert. 1351 01:10:08,677 --> 01:10:11,612 I was talking to his owner and handler, Harlan Pepper... 1352 01:10:11,814 --> 01:10:15,476 ...and he believes this dog has a tremendous future. 1353 01:10:16,251 --> 01:10:20,052 And here's the Siberian Husky, handled by Joanne Dixon. 1354 01:10:20,256 --> 01:10:22,554 -Also a beautiful dog. -Magnificent, yes. 1355 01:10:22,757 --> 01:10:25,488 And they're strutting their stuff too. 1356 01:10:30,433 --> 01:10:33,732 The Terrier group now. This is the Norwich Terrier. 1357 01:10:34,071 --> 01:10:36,071 With.... 1358 01:10:36,807 --> 01:10:40,265 -Seems to have a different handler. -It's not Cookie Fleck. 1359 01:10:41,244 --> 01:10:44,305 We're getting word that the dog is being handled by... 1360 01:10:44,748 --> 01:10:47,046 ...Cookie's husband, Gerry Fleck. 1361 01:10:47,251 --> 01:10:49,251 -Very unusual. -Boy, this is thrilling. 1362 01:10:49,419 --> 01:10:51,944 The bottom of the ninth, a pinch hitter comes in. 1363 01:10:52,723 --> 01:10:54,723 Am I nuts or--? 1364 01:10:55,026 --> 01:10:57,358 Something's wrong with his feet. 1365 01:10:57,929 --> 01:11:01,660 I don't think I ever find myself saying this, but I think... 1366 01:11:01,865 --> 01:11:04,357 -...you're right. -He's got two left feet. 1367 01:11:04,569 --> 01:11:06,103 That is certainly a first. 1368 01:11:06,104 --> 01:11:08,197 Go get 'em, pal! Man! 1369 01:11:09,175 --> 01:11:12,837 And the Toy Group, the Shih Tzu is here with Scott Donlan... 1370 01:11:13,044 --> 01:11:16,173 -...in a splendid outfit. -Scott is prancing along... 1371 01:11:16,381 --> 01:11:18,509 ...with the dog. And look at his outfit. 1372 01:11:18,717 --> 01:11:21,413 In my neighborhood, you wear an outfit like that... 1373 01:11:21,620 --> 01:11:24,316 ...you better be a hotel doorman. 1374 01:11:24,523 --> 01:11:27,253 -He is having fun with his dog. -Here's Rhapsody... 1375 01:11:27,660 --> 01:11:29,260 -That's your favorite. -...with Christy. 1376 01:11:29,261 --> 01:11:31,593 And the crowd's reacting too. 1377 01:11:31,798 --> 01:11:35,894 This dog is as close to perfect as I think you'll see. And she knows it. 1378 01:11:36,102 --> 01:11:38,695 -She knows this. -She has a winner's attitude. 1379 01:11:39,005 --> 01:11:41,200 And last, lastly we have the... 1380 01:11:41,408 --> 01:11:44,172 ...the Shetland Sheepdog. The dog I have. 1381 01:11:44,377 --> 01:11:46,377 The Sheltie. 1382 01:11:46,580 --> 01:11:49,606 Let me ask you. This may be a little bit off the path. 1383 01:11:49,816 --> 01:11:52,546 How much weight do you think I could bench press? 1384 01:11:53,119 --> 01:11:55,884 Just make a guess. A ballpark figure. 1385 01:11:56,090 --> 01:11:59,252 31 5 pounds. I was in top shape. 1386 01:11:59,460 --> 01:12:02,190 I don't know if I could make it back and forth here. 1387 01:12:02,396 --> 01:12:05,024 -Quite impressive. -Dead-lifted over 500. 1388 01:12:06,334 --> 01:12:09,861 -I think we're all set to go here. -Oh, boy. Oh, boy! 1389 01:12:10,072 --> 01:12:12,072 Bring out the Pointer, please. 1390 01:12:13,140 --> 01:12:17,339 And the judge is Everett Bainbridge, if I'm not wrong. 1391 01:12:17,546 --> 01:12:20,242 Yes, Everett is a very experienced judge. 1392 01:12:20,449 --> 01:12:23,009 -I would hope so. -We're in very good hands. 1393 01:12:23,218 --> 01:12:26,279 This is like the World Series. You get the best umpires. 1394 01:12:26,922 --> 01:12:28,922 Once around, please. 1395 01:12:32,494 --> 01:12:34,494 Bring out the Bloodhound. 1396 01:12:44,173 --> 01:12:46,173 Once around, please. 1397 01:12:49,946 --> 01:12:52,847 Can a dog win it or lose it in this last round... 1398 01:12:53,050 --> 01:12:54,917 ...or has the judge made up his mind? 1399 01:12:54,918 --> 01:12:56,918 Oh, good heavens, no. This is... 1400 01:12:56,954 --> 01:12:58,755 ...still open at this point. 1401 01:12:58,756 --> 01:13:01,247 It's apples and oranges, different breeds. 1402 01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:03,654 Are they looking for something particular? 1403 01:13:03,861 --> 01:13:06,296 It's a gut reaction on some level. These are all... 1404 01:13:06,497 --> 01:13:09,524 -...superb animals. -Very subjective, then. 1405 01:13:09,734 --> 01:13:11,435 Very difficult task to pick. 1406 01:13:11,436 --> 01:13:14,803 Let me ask you, does money ever exchange hands under the table? 1407 01:13:15,006 --> 01:13:17,338 -Good Lord, no. -Don't stick your neck out. 1408 01:13:17,542 --> 01:13:19,806 I'd be tempted to lay a few dollars. 1409 01:13:33,492 --> 01:13:35,492 Once around, please. 1410 01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:45,296 They're just one cuter than the other. 1411 01:13:45,504 --> 01:13:47,802 And I think everybody responds to that. 1412 01:13:48,008 --> 01:13:50,008 Bring out the Shih Tzu, please. 1413 01:14:06,561 --> 01:14:09,051 I couldn't get used to being probed and prodded. 1414 01:14:09,263 --> 01:14:11,263 I told my proctologist once: 1415 01:14:11,398 --> 01:14:14,163 "Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?" 1416 01:14:14,369 --> 01:14:17,099 Yes. I remember you said that last year. 1417 01:14:17,605 --> 01:14:19,605 Once around, please. 1418 01:14:29,852 --> 01:14:32,343 Bring out the standard Poodle, please! 1419 01:14:43,799 --> 01:14:46,063 This may seem like a silly question. 1420 01:14:46,269 --> 01:14:48,736 If you get a French dog, a Chinese dog, a German dog... 1421 01:14:48,938 --> 01:14:52,237 ...do they all bark the same? They all sound the same.... 1422 01:14:52,442 --> 01:14:54,209 Or is it a different language? 1423 01:14:54,210 --> 01:14:56,974 Different dogs have different intonations and tones. 1424 01:14:57,180 --> 01:15:00,308 The country, the boundaries, doesn't make any difference? 1425 01:15:05,923 --> 01:15:08,653 Bring out the Shetland Sheepdog, please. 1426 01:15:11,228 --> 01:15:14,061 I notice in these competitions they don't do the basic... 1427 01:15:14,265 --> 01:15:16,790 ..."sit up," "roll over," "fetch," "heel." 1428 01:15:17,001 --> 01:15:20,403 They start at a higher level than that, don't they? 1429 01:15:20,604 --> 01:15:22,372 Those are the basic commands-- 1430 01:15:22,373 --> 01:15:26,242 And is that taken into consideration at the start, or, I mean... 1431 01:15:26,444 --> 01:15:30,381 ...are you just judging by how well a dog is groomed? 1432 01:15:31,249 --> 01:15:33,249 Once around. 1433 01:15:34,820 --> 01:15:37,288 These dogs are pampered and petted... 1434 01:15:37,489 --> 01:15:39,719 ...and all in top physical condition. 1435 01:15:39,925 --> 01:15:42,416 No question. This is the prime. 1436 01:15:42,627 --> 01:15:45,620 You won't see finer specimens than these seven dogs. 1437 01:15:45,831 --> 01:15:48,596 It's a shame, really, that there has to be one picked. 1438 01:15:48,801 --> 01:15:50,702 Because as we've said time and time again... 1439 01:15:50,703 --> 01:15:53,433 ...these aren't just winners. These are winners within winners. 1440 01:15:58,111 --> 01:16:02,604 And Mr. Bainbridge is taking a very, very close look at these dogs. 1441 01:16:02,816 --> 01:16:06,616 I don't envy him this task. He's a master of... 1442 01:16:06,820 --> 01:16:09,482 ...1 50 breeds. 1443 01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:11,690 And this well-informed judge.... 1444 01:16:11,825 --> 01:16:13,526 This is a terribly difficult task. 1445 01:16:13,527 --> 01:16:17,327 Like the umpire calling a close play at home plate in the bottom of the 9th. 1446 01:16:17,532 --> 01:16:19,532 I wouldn't want to be in his shoes. 1447 01:16:21,401 --> 01:16:25,031 The judge is going over to the judges' table to sign the book. 1448 01:16:25,239 --> 01:16:27,504 -So he's made his decision. -We have a winner. 1449 01:16:28,610 --> 01:16:30,610 Lot of hearts in dogs' throats. 1450 01:16:30,612 --> 01:16:32,379 Do dogs react to this? 1451 01:16:32,380 --> 01:16:34,940 They sense the tension. They have to. 1452 01:16:35,149 --> 01:16:36,717 They can't not. 1453 01:16:36,718 --> 01:16:39,949 And here comes the cup, with Doctor Millbank and Graham Chissolm. 1454 01:16:40,155 --> 01:16:44,147 Look at the size of that. I've taken sponge baths in smaller bowls. 1455 01:16:44,359 --> 01:16:49,058 This really is the defining moment of this competition. 1456 01:17:00,110 --> 01:17:02,110 The Norwich Terrier! 1457 01:17:09,953 --> 01:17:12,183 Congratulations, you did a great job. 1458 01:17:15,392 --> 01:17:17,392 Thank you. Thanks. 1459 01:17:27,138 --> 01:17:29,470 Cookie! We did it! 1460 01:17:31,442 --> 01:17:34,377 -We took the Mayflower! -You're so beautiful! 1461 01:17:34,580 --> 01:17:37,673 Oh, my God! Oh, thank you! 1462 01:17:57,739 --> 01:18:00,902 After the Mayflower, we came back to Fern City... 1463 01:18:01,110 --> 01:18:03,839 ...and we were celebrities. 1464 01:18:04,046 --> 01:18:05,046 We were big. 1465 01:18:05,047 --> 01:18:08,414 We were big. Everything just broke loose like a cannon. 1466 01:18:08,617 --> 01:18:11,814 We were given the key to the city from the mayor. 1467 01:18:12,022 --> 01:18:15,150 -With a picture in the newspaper. -Picture in the newspaper. 1468 01:18:16,393 --> 01:18:17,760 We, we, we had.... 1469 01:18:17,761 --> 01:18:19,956 -Radio interviews. -Radio interviews. 1470 01:18:20,163 --> 01:18:22,427 -Three. -Three radio interviews. 1471 01:18:22,766 --> 01:18:26,224 And you know, at some point, a good friend of ours said: 1472 01:18:26,436 --> 01:18:29,372 "You know, you've got all these great songs... 1473 01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:32,631 ...that you do about your Terriers, and you're.... 1474 01:18:32,843 --> 01:18:34,644 Do something with them... 1475 01:18:34,645 --> 01:18:36,446 ...because you're celebrities now." 1476 01:18:36,447 --> 01:18:38,539 We never thought of it. We were just doing it for fun. 1477 01:18:38,749 --> 01:18:42,343 Just for the love of Terriers. But, thinking, "Yeah. Why not?" 1478 01:18:42,553 --> 01:18:44,987 There's something to be said for that. 1479 01:18:45,189 --> 01:18:49,058 Back yard, front yard, or the park 1480 01:18:50,027 --> 01:18:53,394 Play with it till it gets dark 1481 01:18:54,866 --> 01:18:58,266 Take it home after a while. 1482 01:18:59,204 --> 01:19:00,904 Then chew it up 1483 01:19:00,905 --> 01:19:03,306 Terrier style Bow-wow 1484 01:19:05,043 --> 01:19:07,043 Delish 1485 01:19:09,448 --> 01:19:11,448 Some dish 1486 01:19:12,818 --> 01:19:14,818 -Cookie? -Yeah? 1487 01:19:15,053 --> 01:19:17,053 Cookie Googleman? 1488 01:19:18,424 --> 01:19:20,192 Does this ring a bell? 1489 01:19:20,193 --> 01:19:23,594 I'm not wearing underwear 1490 01:19:26,767 --> 01:19:29,291 -Bulge? -Yeah, that's me! 1491 01:19:29,869 --> 01:19:31,069 Bulge? 1492 01:19:31,070 --> 01:19:33,232 -Get out of town! -It's me! 1493 01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:35,274 You look fantastic. 1494 01:19:35,275 --> 01:19:38,039 You too. You've grown. 1495 01:19:38,345 --> 01:19:41,405 I'm growing right now, girl, just looking at you. 1496 01:19:41,615 --> 01:19:45,711 That is the one and only time I've ever done it on a roller coaster. 1497 01:19:46,854 --> 01:19:49,550 I like both of them. And we could fiind something there. 1498 01:19:49,757 --> 01:19:53,352 But what I like about these, and Sherri Ann would agree.... 1499 01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:55,094 Honey? 1500 01:19:55,095 --> 01:19:57,723 If we could get this picture of the dog... 1501 01:19:57,932 --> 01:19:59,500 ...and maybe one of these.... 1502 01:19:59,501 --> 01:20:01,501 Gosh, it's been a year. 1503 01:20:01,603 --> 01:20:03,901 So much has happened. Oh, my gosh. 1504 01:20:04,739 --> 01:20:06,707 Well... 1505 01:20:06,708 --> 01:20:08,802 ...we didn't win at Mayflower. 1506 01:20:09,010 --> 01:20:13,778 Which is surreal and was extremely disturbing. 1507 01:20:13,983 --> 01:20:16,474 -It was so not right. -It was devastating. 1508 01:20:17,486 --> 01:20:20,887 But the silver lining of this cloud, of course, is that... 1509 01:20:21,090 --> 01:20:24,821 ...you know, it brought us to a new level in our relationship. 1510 01:20:25,928 --> 01:20:28,692 And now we got to open up these offices... 1511 01:20:28,898 --> 01:20:30,898 ...and publish this magazine here. 1512 01:20:30,966 --> 01:20:35,335 American Bitch. The dog magazine for women and their dogs. 1513 01:20:36,940 --> 01:20:41,309 It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian purebred dog owner. 1514 01:20:41,512 --> 01:20:44,776 We're on our third issue. These are our first two issues here. 1515 01:20:44,982 --> 01:20:47,506 And it's fantastic, you know? 1516 01:20:47,952 --> 01:20:51,115 Sherri Ann is definitely the inspiration and, you know... 1517 01:20:51,321 --> 01:20:53,346 ...and I do the grunt work, the details. 1518 01:20:53,825 --> 01:20:55,985 She has a very big heart. 1519 01:20:56,194 --> 01:20:59,391 She's generous. She's kind. 1520 01:20:59,697 --> 01:21:02,690 -She's sweet. -Well, vice versa. 1521 01:21:02,934 --> 01:21:05,335 Yeah. She's changed my life. 1522 01:21:05,536 --> 01:21:08,664 And, and as it turns out, she's... 1523 01:21:08,874 --> 01:21:10,899 ...dynamite in the sack. 1524 01:21:13,145 --> 01:21:15,669 Likewise, I'm sure. 1525 01:21:18,150 --> 01:21:20,150 After the dog show... 1526 01:21:20,252 --> 01:21:22,720 ...l was on an EI AI flight to Haifa... 1527 01:21:22,921 --> 01:21:26,049 ...faster than a walnut could roll off a henhouse roof. 1528 01:21:26,526 --> 01:21:30,757 And I spent about three weeks on a kibbutz, just mellowing out. 1529 01:21:30,963 --> 01:21:32,430 Of course, they make you work. 1530 01:21:32,431 --> 01:21:34,696 But it was a goodplace to clear your mind. 1531 01:21:34,901 --> 01:21:37,893 And I realized that I had a lot to offer... 1532 01:21:38,104 --> 01:21:42,063 ...besides just having a fishing shop and going to dog shows, though. 1533 01:21:42,275 --> 01:21:44,767 I've been working pretty hard on... 1534 01:21:44,979 --> 01:21:48,005 ...mastering the art of ventriloquism... 1535 01:21:48,215 --> 01:21:51,412 ...which is an ancient art. 1536 01:21:52,052 --> 01:21:55,920 And it requires a kind of scientifiic mind. 1537 01:21:56,123 --> 01:21:59,684 And I enjoy being able to put people... 1538 01:21:59,894 --> 01:22:02,021 ...in another dimension, so to speak... 1539 01:22:02,229 --> 01:22:05,130 ...where they look around and they don't know... 1540 01:22:05,333 --> 01:22:08,392 ...where the voice is coming from, which is the whole point, I guess. 1541 01:22:08,603 --> 01:22:12,403 -Let's all go honky-tonking -Down in Louisiana 1542 01:22:12,607 --> 01:22:16,270 -Where the biscuits and gravy are like -Dixie 's manna 1543 01:22:16,478 --> 01:22:19,106 Let's go honky-tonking They'll be 1544 01:22:19,314 --> 01:22:20,548 Glad to see us 1545 01:22:20,549 --> 01:22:23,542 On a Louisiana night 1546 01:22:45,174 --> 01:22:48,804 All right, I'm coming. I only have five arms. Hold your horses. 1547 01:22:49,112 --> 01:22:51,774 -We should have gotten horses. -Little bitty horses. 1548 01:22:51,982 --> 01:22:53,616 That'd be real smart. 1549 01:22:53,617 --> 01:22:57,383 We always wanted to do this. One thing that brought us together... 1550 01:22:57,588 --> 01:23:00,819 ... was our love ofold movies of the '30s and '40s. 1551 01:23:01,024 --> 01:23:03,516 The MGM musicals and the great love stories. 1552 01:23:03,727 --> 01:23:06,788 So we decided to create this calendar with our buddy Terry. 1553 01:23:06,998 --> 01:23:08,931 Terry's a photographer... 1554 01:23:08,932 --> 01:23:10,500 ...he lives really near us. 1555 01:23:10,501 --> 01:23:15,029 He took these pictures for us about two years ago for Stefan's birthday. 1556 01:23:15,239 --> 01:23:16,740 -Which are-- -Boudoir shots. 1557 01:23:16,741 --> 01:23:18,375 You're not allowed to see them. 1558 01:23:18,376 --> 01:23:20,376 It's, sort of, that kind of thing. 1559 01:23:20,478 --> 01:23:23,208 And we love them. And Terry's very talented. 1560 01:23:23,414 --> 01:23:26,042 And he loves our dogs. So we had this idea. 1561 01:23:26,251 --> 01:23:28,251 We loved old movies so much... 1562 01:23:28,386 --> 01:23:30,981 ...so we wanted to put it together... 1563 01:23:31,190 --> 01:23:33,190 ...into one project... 1564 01:23:33,225 --> 01:23:36,160 ... which was going to set the world aflame. 1565 01:23:36,362 --> 01:23:38,923 I don't know if it'll do that, but.... 1566 01:23:39,131 --> 01:23:41,622 We 're not gonna sell it. It's for friends. 1567 01:23:41,835 --> 01:23:43,835 -We should try to sell it. -Really? 1568 01:23:43,937 --> 01:23:47,373 Shih Tzus in the great love scenes of the-- Well, maybe. 1569 01:23:47,907 --> 01:23:51,104 If we could give the money to Shih Tzu Rescue. 1570 01:23:51,310 --> 01:23:53,012 -They have plenty of money. -So do we. 1571 01:23:53,013 --> 01:23:55,013 And what Shih Tzus need rescuing, anyway? 1572 01:23:55,116 --> 01:23:58,448 What Shih Tzu is straggling around the street with an old coat saying: 1573 01:23:58,653 --> 01:24:01,884 -"Help! Alms for the poor!" -Like the little match girl. 1574 01:24:02,990 --> 01:24:05,720 So, how have things been going? 1575 01:24:06,193 --> 01:24:08,423 Everything's changed for the better. 1576 01:24:08,896 --> 01:24:10,896 -We are so happy now. -We are so happy. 1577 01:24:11,032 --> 01:24:13,661 And our sex life is finally back on track, huh? 1578 01:24:13,868 --> 01:24:16,996 -Good. -Beatrice had so many problems. 1579 01:24:17,204 --> 01:24:19,072 She was a real problem. 1580 01:24:19,073 --> 01:24:21,304 -Poor thing. -Just negative. 1581 01:24:21,510 --> 01:24:24,206 -Very negative dog. -Very negative. 1582 01:24:24,546 --> 01:24:26,672 And hurtful, I thought. 1583 01:24:27,315 --> 01:24:29,315 Didn't you think so? 1584 01:24:29,685 --> 01:24:31,685 And our new dog, IKipper... 1585 01:24:31,753 --> 01:24:33,220 ...is fantastic. 1586 01:24:33,221 --> 01:24:35,221 Oh, talk about a winner. 1587 01:24:36,191 --> 01:24:39,422 -Such a winner. -And he doesn't mind us having sex. 1588 01:24:39,628 --> 01:24:42,597 -He likes it. He likes to watch. -He likes to watch. 1589 01:24:43,232 --> 01:24:45,530 -Oh, honey. -What we went through, huh? 1590 01:24:45,902 --> 01:24:47,902 It was horrible. 1591 01:24:48,171 --> 01:24:50,005 -He's a good dog. -He is a good dog. 1592 01:24:50,006 --> 01:24:52,006 And you're a good lady.