1
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Five minutes,
my little lambs.

2
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Has anyone seen
Bliss Cavendar?

3
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Pash, this can't
be happening.

4
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Why aren't you
backstage, Brooke?

5
00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,583
You know how it is.

6
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They get to a certain age,
they don't want you back there.

7
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She said
she'll meet me here.

8
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Really? That's odd.
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.

9
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It says "temporary. "

10
00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,196
It did a minute ago,
I swear.

11
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My mom is
gonna kill me.

12
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Now, Miss Amber Black.

13
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If I could have dinner with anyone,
it would have to be God.

14
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Because what they say
is true. God is great.

15
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Don't tell them
that I did it, okay?

16
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Those are the rules,
you're not allowed to tell.

17
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Let go.
I'm your only friend.

18
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Corbi Booth,
ladies and gentlemen.

19
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If I could have dinner with anyone,
it would have to be my grandfather.

20
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I love you, Papa.

21
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And now, also from Bodeen,
Miss Bliss Cavendar.

22
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If I could have
dinner with anyone,

23
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it would be
Amelia Earhart,

24
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because not only was she
a pioneer of aviation,

25
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but she was a great
woman in history.

26
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Thank you.

27
00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:39,458
So enlighten me. What
was that little stunt all about?

28
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Are you trying to
sabotage your chances?

29
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Or was it just your biological urge
to make your mother look like a jackass?

30
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It was just a dare.

31
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Oh. How did that
work out for you?

32
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Not so great?

33
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Corbi.

34
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Congratulations, honey.
Well-deserved.

35
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Thank you.
Thumbs way up.

36
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Thank you,
Mrs. Cavendar.

37
00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:03,716
Bliss is so hard
to beat. Usually.

38
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Well, the Blue Bonnet pageant
is right around the corner.

39
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And we'll be there.
Come on, honey.

40
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Oh. See you later.
See you.

41
00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,930
I'm sorry that
these pageants

42
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don't live up to your
high moral standards, Bliss,

43
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but there's a lot you
can learn from them,

44
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no matter what you
go on to be in life.

45
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You think you're being
judged up there on that stage,

46
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but no one's asking you
to be Miss America.

47
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I wanna be Miss America.

48
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And you're gonna be the
best one ever, sweetheart.

49
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Teeth.

50
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Eyes.

51
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Trudy, bless your heart
for fitting us in.

52
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Well, hell.
Shit happens.

53
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Let me get my foils.

54
00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,568
Now, what were
you thinking, getting blue hair?

55
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Fourteenth drive in the red zone.

56
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They have now given up
nine touchdowns

57
00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,910
and three field goals.
We'll see how this one ends up.

58
00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,911
He's only had one takeaway
in the red zone.

59
00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:11,717
Hey.

60
00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,420
I won another one.

61
00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,421
Lord, child,
you are unstoppable.

62
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And had I known what you were
up to, I would have bought a ticket.

63
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Earl.

64
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I mean, dang it, girl,
what has gotten into you?

65
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Just defective, I guess.

66
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Nice parenting, Earl.

67
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Come on, now.

68
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Ooh, I'll see you later.

69
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Dinner.

70
00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:48,018
Seriously, out of all the places
to go to in the world,

71
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who would come to Bodeen?

72
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Them.
I mean, they're smart,

73
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at least they just
pass through.

74
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Go ahead
and mock it.

75
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But without the Blue Bonnet factory,
this town wouldn't exist.

76
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You know what, Birdman,

77
00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,834
I think I preferred you
before you got promoted.

78
00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:07,671
You know, now
you're all corporate.

79
00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:10,976
I know. I miss the old Birdman.
Yeah.

80
00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,977
Ladies, don't let the tie
fool you. I'm still one of us.

81
00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:18,382
But y'all are gonna have to
start calling me Dwayne now.

82
00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:21,852
It's more dignified.
No.

83
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Birdman is the only thing
you have going for you.

84
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That's what you think.

85
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Really?

86
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Yeah.

87
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Hey.

88
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Make sure they
tip you this time.

89
00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:55,354
Hey, what can I
get you guys?

90
00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,589
Hey, Corbi.

91
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So what are you, like,
alternative now?

92
00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:02,761
Alternative to what?

93
00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:05,762
What's the name of that thing
that if I eat it real fast, it's free?

94
00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:09,099
That's the Squealer. You have
to eat it in three minutes or less.

95
00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:15,539
Yeah, you bring me
a Squealer.

96
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And I don't mean Corbi.

97
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Let's go, buddy, pick it up.
Come on, come on.

98
00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:25,517
Oh, yes. You got it,
you got it.

99
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I can't believe you
used to share a bed with her.

100
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Baby, baby,
get it, yeah.

101
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You make it sound very dirty.
It was just sleepovers.

102
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Come on. Come on.
Baby, do it. Do it.

103
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Go. Go. Go.
Go. Go. Go.

104
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Come on. Come on, Colby!
Yeah.

105
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That's my man.
Come on, Colby.

106
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It's free, bitches.
It's free. It's free.

107
00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,255
I was thinking

108
00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,256
maybe we could go to Austin and
do some shopping.

109
00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,161
Really?

110
00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:12,162
Teach
them well and let them lead the way

111
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Show them all the beauty
they possess inside

112
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...them a sense of pride
to make it easier

113
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You hate them.

114
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Well, they don't have duct tape
on them. That's an improvement.

115
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Hi.

116
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Thanks.

117
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Ooh!

118
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Pretty vases.

119
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They're great
for tulips, really.

120
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Um...

121
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Thank you. Yup,
I changed my mind.

122
00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,217
No, please, Bliss.
Come on.

123
00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:08,218
Don't...
Don't be embarrassed.

124
00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,555
It's funny.

125
00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:12,556
I'm supposed to buy you
shoes from a head shop?

126
00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,128
Does that really strike you
as responsible parenting?

127
00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:19,129
Fine. 'Cause shoes
are a gateway drug.

128
00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:21,333
For gosh sakes, Bliss.

129
00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:24,837
It goes out
of bounds near the 42 yard line.

130
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There is a flag down.

131
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Yeah, it's Earl.
- Hello, Earl.

132
00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:30,743
Can you please explain
to your daughter

133
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why it's inappropriate
to buy shoes in a head shop?

134
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Dad, it's not like that.

135
00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,484
You took your
mother to a head shop?

136
00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:39,585
Are you off your nut?

137
00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:42,087
You know, if she wasn't
here and I used my own money,

138
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it wouldn't make a difference.
That's not the point.

139
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Look, I am in the middle
of a deal here, okay?

140
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So whatever you all work out
is fine with me.

141
00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,331
Give me that.
Okay?

142
00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:55,000
Earl, do you know
how hard I have worked

143
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to raise these girls in
a drug-free environment?

144
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Yes, I do.
Exactly.

145
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:17,122
Hi. Hey, girls.
What's up?

146
00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,258
Hello.
Dropping my flyers off.

147
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,960
Perfect.
Hurl Scouts-Holy Rollers.

148
00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:28,098
See you then.
Thanks, girls. Bye.

149
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Come on. All right,
let's go. Come on.

150
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:11,141
Screw you and your
grandma's Chevy Celebrity.

151
00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:19,683
Here.

152
00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,987
No, what are you doing?
Yes, yes, yes. You got stiffed

153
00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:23,288
on your tips again,
just take it. No.

154
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,289
Just take it, take it.
No.

155
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:31,495
What is this?
What is this?

156
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,468
Roller derby?

157
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,469
This is...
This is tomorrow.

158
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,874
This is in Austin.

159
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,443
Yeah, I know.

160
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:47,379
Will there be
cute boys there?

161
00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:52,716
Hey, Mom, Dad, we're gonna
go to a football game.

162
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,055
It's an away game, but...

163
00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:59,491
The team
kind of needs us.

164
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,894
No, no, no, not "kind of,"
they do.

165
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,729
Well, sure.

166
00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:06,730
Hey, I'll tell you what,
I'll take you.

167
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,735
No, it's cool.
You have your car.

168
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,870
Yeah, I have my car.

169
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:14,871
No, but I mean, you know,
we can watch together.

170
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:18,141
Earl, let the girls go on
and have their fun.

171
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:21,311
And then you and I
can nuzzle.

172
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:35,160
I kind of feel bad
lying to them.

173
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,763
I don't. I give my
parents straight A's.

174
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,364
I get freedom.

175
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:47,003
She's a punk punk,
a punk rocker

176
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,507
Punk punk, a punk rocker

177
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:03,286
Well, the kids are all hopped up
and ready to go

178
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,624
They're ready to go now
They've got their surfboards

179
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,694
And they're going to
the discotheque a-go-go

180
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,633
But she just couldn't stay

181
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,634
She had to break away

182
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,906
Well, New York City
really has it all

183
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,207
Oh, yeah

184
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:25,143
Don't say I never
gave you anything.

185
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:28,144
Sheena is a punk rocker

186
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,940
Okay, everybody, and welcome
to skate night at the Warehouse.

187
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,280
I'm a little hung-over
tonight, so I...

188
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,016
Anyway, let me introduce you
to our first team.

189
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,818
Coming to you from
the streets of Austin,

190
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:09,819
men, hold on to your
cookies, it's the Hurl Scouts.

191
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,958
Number 99, captain of the Hurl Scouts,
Maggie Mayhem.

192
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:18,995
Number 69, Bloody Holly.

193
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:22,801
Number 3, Rosa Sparks.

194
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,802
Number 2, Smashley Simpson.

195
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,806
Razor Magee's Hurl Scouts have
come in last place three years running.

196
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:33,209
This league has five teams,
each with their own theme.

197
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,948
What outlaw do we have
skating against the Hurl Scouts

198
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,451
this fine Texas
evening here?

199
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,452
I'm talking about the girls so bad
that even God can't keep them in line.

200
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,856
Give it up for the
undefeated Holy Rollers.

201
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,364
Last season's champs
are led by their captain,

202
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:55,365
the league's leading
scorer, Iron Maven.

203
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,236
Yeah, she's the one
from the flyer.

204
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:01,237
I'm feeling hot in these
polyesters right now, baby.

205
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,375
Ladies and gentlemen,

206
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,376
let's play some
roller derby.

207
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,517
A jammer scores
a point in this course

208
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,087
bypassing members
of the opposite team.

209
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,255
Maven gets a great jump.
That's fast.

210
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,924
And she's out
to an early lead.

211
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:21,360
Iron Maven,
ladies and gentlemen.

212
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,062
Folks, the ones to watch
tonight are the jammers.

213
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:27,063
Those are the ones
with the stars on their helmets.

214
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:30,433
Some of you might remember watching
derby on TV back in the '70s,

215
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:33,837
but it was reborn right here
in the heart of Texas,

216
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,441
a true Austin tradition.

217
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:39,344
Maven's heading up on the outside
but it's real crowded in there.

218
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,613
That's a big hit
by Rosa Sparks.

219
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,415
Jackie Daniels is down.

220
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,017
Lucky for the Hurl Scouts this
is only an exhibition bout

221
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:48,220
because the Rollers
are in control.

222
00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:00,764
Thank you, Maggie.

223
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,134
I just wanna tell you all
that you're my new heroes.

224
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,038
It's your
first time here?

225
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,440
Yeah.

226
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,375
Well, put some skates on,
be your own hero.

227
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,644
The last time I wore skates,
they had Barbies on them.

228
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:18,148
Hey, you know, none of us knew our
ass from an elbow pad when we started.

229
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,819
You should come to
tryouts on Tuesday.

230
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,820
You have to be 21.
You're 21, right?

231
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,092
Two... I'm 22.

232
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:30,093
Yeah, I just had my...
I had my birthday, so...

233
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,898
Great, it's this
Tuesday at 5:00.

234
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,434
It is?
Yeah.

235
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,069
I'm Maggie,
Maggie Mayhem.

236
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:41,070
I'm Bliss,
but I can change that.

237
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,809
Yeah, you'll have
to change that.

238
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,744
Don't be late.

239
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,745
"Twenty-two.
Just had my birthday. "

240
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,682
Twenty-one,
it's a red flag.

241
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,517
Twenty-two's way
more believable.

242
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:55,518
I guess, 'cause you're not actually
gonna do it, so I guess it makes sense.

243
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,157
Why don't
you and I try out?

244
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,692
Excuse me?

245
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,928
I didn't have a Barbie-roller-skating
phase. Okay?

246
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,163
I had a fat-kid-sits-inside-
and-reads-a-book phase.

247
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,365
You know that.

248
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,868
Well, what makes you
think I won't try out?

249
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:14,003
Because you'd be
scared to go without me.

250
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,540
And those roller derby girls,
they're tough.

251
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,011
And you are not.
Ow!

252
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:23,012
Geez.
How dare you?

253
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,650
Not to mention
your mom.

254
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,353
She doesn't
have to know.

255
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:31,354
You don't have
the balls.

256
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,326
I can grow the balls.

257
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,639
No way.

258
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:33,116
Mmm.

259
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,786
Hey.

260
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:42,091
Do you have room
for one more?

261
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,970
I like your hair.

262
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:54,971
Thanks, hon.
I do it myself.

263
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,576
All right, next stop,
downtown Austin.

264
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,834
- Hey.
- Hey.

265
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,002
What's your derby name?

266
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,203
Pocket Rocket.

267
00:18:58,204 --> 00:18:59,337
What's yours?

268
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,373
Jaba the Slut.

269
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,374
Hey, you made it.
Oh, yeah.

270
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,277
Yeah, I'm glad
you came.

271
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:09,278
Thanks.

272
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:16,721
What is that?

273
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,691
That would be Razor.
He's our coach.

274
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,692
He's a good guy. And he
really knows his derby.

275
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,163
All right, ladies.
Let's roll.

276
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,831
Ooh, jean shorts.

277
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,401
Every single day.

278
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,837
Meet the
Manson sisters.

279
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,838
Gift from the Ottawa Women's
Hockey League to the Hurl Scouts.

280
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,077
They both seem
really aggressive.

281
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,746
Maybe we can finally
win a few this year.

282
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,381
Maybe.

283
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,551
All right, listen up,
fresh meat.

284
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:49,552
There's a lot more to derby than fishnets
and picking out a tough name.

285
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,356
This is a sport.

286
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,091
Now, the league
has six spots open.

287
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,160
So whatever shred
of talent you have,

288
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:58,161
hope you leave it out
on the track for me today.

289
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,765
Okay, what is it?

290
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,434
Sorry.

291
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:05,435
Just what are the rules?

292
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,540
Derby 101, people.

293
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,909
Four blockers from each team
are lined up on the track.

294
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,243
Ten feet behind them,

295
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:14,245
two jammers are lined up,
one from each team.

296
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:15,613
We're the ones
who score.

297
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:18,614
First whistle blows
and the pack takes off.

298
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:21,186
Then a second whistle blows
and the jammers take off.

299
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,187
Some of us faster
than others.

300
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,891
Once the jammer
breaks through the pack,

301
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,892
she hauls ass around the track
a second time and tries to score.

302
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,364
For every player on the
opposing team the jammer passes,

303
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:34,766
she gets a point.

304
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,569
Most points wins the game
every single time.

305
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,137
Now, line up
and get you some.

306
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,375
Get up.

307
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:51,147
Go, ladies. Move it.

308
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,718
Up, up, up. Go.

309
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,922
Looking good, Barbie.

310
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,958
It's roller derby,
not cotillion.

311
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,160
Come on,
put a hit on somebody.

312
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,833
God damn it, Diane.

313
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:15,404
Hey. That move will get
you tossed from a game.

314
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,441
There's no place in
this sport for that.

315
00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:22,080
What?

316
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,749
Okay. Sorry.

317
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,750
But I like the aggression.

318
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,090
Is it bad?

319
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,259
Mmm-mmm.
Mmm-mmm.

320
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,494
No. Mmm-mmm.
Mmm-mmm.

321
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:39,495
Forty-one, gotta improve
on that. 39, 32, not bad.

322
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,867
Twenty-nine. Let's go.

323
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,207
Twenty-three?

324
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,849
Looks like you've
got some competition.

325
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,850
Yeah, yeah, wake me when she
learns how to throw a hit.

326
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:10,159
Or take one.

327
00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:30,682
Hey, you're
Iron Maven.

328
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,683
That's right,
kiss-ass.

329
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,820
Why don't you suck up
a little harder?

330
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,821
There's still part of your face that
doesn't have doodie on it.

331
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:44,260
- Nice shorts.
- Help.

332
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:47,430
Can somebody help me? I...

333
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:57,506
Just kidding.

334
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:01,210
Hey, by the way,
you made it, you're a Hurl Scout.

335
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,949
Nice work out there.

336
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:16,058
I never knew
there'd come a day

337
00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:20,465
When I'd be saying to you

338
00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:23,466
"Don't let this good love
slip away... "

339
00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:25,370
Your feet are on fire.
They,re on fire.

340
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:26,971
Seriously, look,
they're on fire.

341
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:28,406
You're changing
your schedule?

342
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,708
Well, I have to.
You know, for practice.

343
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:32,944
Don't leave me alone
with Birdman.

344
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,946
You can change
yours to mine.

345
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:37,882
I can't. I'm actually taking
an SAT class, remember?

346
00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:43,619
So caught up in you,
little girl

347
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,792
That I never did
suspect a thing

348
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:50,793
So caught up in you,
little girl

349
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:55,164
That I never want
to get myself free

350
00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:02,338
You caught me
Baby, you taught me

351
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,441
How good it could be

352
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,080
Shania, I am not cleaning Salisbury
steak sauce off of that fringe again.

353
00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:15,153
Hey, I just wanted
to let you guys know

354
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:16,921
that I'm gonna change
my work schedule

355
00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:18,323
to Mondays, Wednesdays,

356
00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:21,324
'cause I wanna take an SAT class
on Tuesdays, Thursdays.

357
00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:24,195
I'm impressed.

358
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,364
Me, too.

359
00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:29,365
I like smart girls, that's why
I married your mama.

360
00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:33,836
Well, that and I
knocked her up.

361
00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:38,107
So caught up in you,
little girl

362
00:24:39,378 --> 00:24:42,347
You're the one that's
got me down on my knees

363
00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:45,348
So caught up in you,
little girl

364
00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:49,654
That I never want
to get myself free

365
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:52,056
And, baby, it's true

366
00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:54,158
You're the one

367
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:57,061
Who caught me
Baby, you taught me

368
00:24:57,062 --> 00:25:00,062
How good it could be

369
00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:04,367
Fill your days
and your nights

370
00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:08,070
No need to ever
ask me twice

371
00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:11,707
Oh, no

372
00:25:12,411 --> 00:25:15,411
Whenever you want me

373
00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:24,086
Shouldn't... Shouldn't we,
like, be practicing soon?

374
00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:26,491
Yeah, hurry up, you guys,
we don't wanna be late.

375
00:25:27,593 --> 00:25:30,593
Careful, Pee-Wee here
might get the idea we actually win.

376
00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:33,598
You don't?
Hell, no. Never.

377
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:36,599
All that "We're Number 1"
corporate crap doesn't apply.

378
00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:39,602
Our bad attitude's
an asset here.

379
00:25:39,605 --> 00:25:42,340
Okay, ladies.
Check it out.

380
00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:45,341
Hot off the presses, brand new
playbooks compiled by yours truly.

381
00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:48,846
Your hands clean?

382
00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:50,681
Yes, my hands
are clean.

383
00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:53,017
Pay particular attention
to Play Number 3.

384
00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:55,086
I think it's gonna
blow your doors off.

385
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:56,954
Smashley,
you're late as per usual.

386
00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:58,589
I know.

387
00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:01,590
Well, then you must also know that
there's nothing cool about being late.

388
00:26:02,628 --> 00:26:04,195
Hey...
- Let's hit the track.

389
00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:07,196
Who's up for Love joy's later
tonight? $2 pitchers. Beer?

390
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:09,867
I'm in.

391
00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:10,968
Me, too.

392
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:13,604
I'm in.

393
00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:16,605
You weren't invited.

394
00:26:17,142 --> 00:26:19,310
I'm still in.

395
00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:21,279
There's no such thing
as a scrimmage.

396
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,980
We practice
the way we play.

397
00:26:22,981 --> 00:26:24,482
Maven, you know
what to do.

398
00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:27,483
Bliss, show me
something good.

399
00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:34,323
You ready?
Am I ready?

400
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:39,228
Let's go,
ladies. Skate.

401
00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:41,833
Don't block your own player,
let's go.

402
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:44,235
Crossover the turn, stay
low. Crossover the turn.

403
00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:47,236
Bend those knees. Bend those
knees. Bend those knees.

404
00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:51,676
Ow!

405
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,517
What the hell
was that?

406
00:26:59,518 --> 00:27:01,119
You had Maven beat,
but she smoked you

407
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,653
'cause you're too
scared to throw a hit.

408
00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:04,255
And then you quit.

409
00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:05,790
I need you to
be a lot more...

410
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:08,791
I want you to start being a lot...
Ruthless.

411
00:27:09,695 --> 00:27:12,029
Yeah.

412
00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:15,030
That's right, you little peanut,
I need you to be ruthless.

413
00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:17,635
This is
a contact sport, Bliss.

414
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,636
Eventually I'm gonna
need you to make contact.

415
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,875
Next group up.
Back off, Razor.

416
00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,209
- Just ignore him.
- We do.

417
00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:28,210
Seriously.

418
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:34,350
I mean, he's right.
I'm not cutting it.

419
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:38,220
You know what I like to think
about before every game?

420
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,291
My ex.

421
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:41,626
Little piece
of advice, Bliss.

422
00:27:41,627 --> 00:27:43,161
Don't fall for your
regional manager

423
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,363
and think that he's not
gonna give you crabs

424
00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:48,364
because he cheated on you,
'cause it happens.

425
00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:52,735
And when I think about myself in
the shower, using that special shampoo,

426
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:58,007
which, for the record, doesn't
make anyone feel very special at all,

427
00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:02,044
I really, really
wanna hit somebody.

428
00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:05,047
You have to find that thing that
really pisses you off and you use it.

429
00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:12,657
Have you ever had crabs?

430
00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:13,925
No.

431
00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:16,926
No. Okay. My doctor said
it was really common, but...

432
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:25,868
B- man, come on.
What do you say?

433
00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:29,605
Pash has to come.
You know, it's my first game.

434
00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:32,577
Yeah, well,
what about me?

435
00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:34,612
I mean, did anybody
bother to think,

436
00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:37,613
"Hey, Birdman might appreciate
hot girls in fishnets and roller skates

437
00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:41,283
"beating the crap
out of each other',?

438
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:44,188
No, they did not.

439
00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:47,058
Do you wanna come, too?

440
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:50,059
Yeah, but I can't.
I have a prior engagement.

441
00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:54,298
I'm covering for Pash.

442
00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:58,469
Yes. We love you.
Birdman.

443
00:28:58,470 --> 00:28:59,804
Yeah? You know
we love you.

444
00:28:59,805 --> 00:29:01,639
Thank you. We do.
You know that, right?

445
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,941
Yeah, yeah. Not enough.

446
00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:05,276
We're crazy about you.

447
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:08,277
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

448
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:14,483
You can never have
too much eyeliner.

449
00:29:17,122 --> 00:29:19,223
Or Lash Blast.

450
00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:21,826
Here's a little gift
from the team.

451
00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:24,827
Safety is sexy.

452
00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:28,497
You'll need these, too.
Those are just sexy.

453
00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:31,834
Guys, thanks.

454
00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:35,504
Let the bout come to you.
Let the bout come to you.

455
00:29:36,174 --> 00:29:37,508
Let the bout come to you.

456
00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:40,509
So, are you ready
for your big debut?

457
00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:45,914
Has anyone ever thrown up
on the track before?

458
00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:48,786
Yeah.

459
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,022
Let's get them.
Kill them dead.

460
00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:52,957
Skate fast, skate hard.

461
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,158
I'm gonna puke.

462
00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:56,360
During the day,
they go by Peggy, Francine,

463
00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:57,928
Tammy, and Rachael,
but here...

464
00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,964
All right, let
the bout come to you.

465
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:02,033
Okay.

466
00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:05,034
One, two,
three, kick ass.

467
00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:06,871
And they're off.

468
00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:09,872
Jamming for the Widows, Eva
Destruction against the Hurl Scouts.

469
00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:12,677
Bloody Holly who makes her
way out to the pack.

470
00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:15,678
And, oh, she passes the block
with a beautiful backward skating.

471
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,382
But wait a second,
from out of nowhere,

472
00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:21,185
Eva Destruction shows up
right on her tail.

473
00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:24,121
Each girl the jammer passes,
they get a point.

474
00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:26,457
Pass a girl,
get a point.

475
00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:29,458
And she's gotten the first
seven points of the game.

476
00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:34,865
And the Widows
take the lead.

477
00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:37,735
Hey, Black Widows,
my spidey senses are tingling.

478
00:30:37,736 --> 00:30:40,338
About to make a sequel
in my pants,

479
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:42,573
Yeah,
Spider-Man 3 and a Half?

480
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,243
Yeah, it is three and
a half inches wide.

481
00:30:47,746 --> 00:30:50,414
Air trombone, yeah.

482
00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:53,050
Nice jam, man.

483
00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,318
That was amazing.

484
00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:55,753
Thanks.

485
00:30:55,754 --> 00:30:57,355
Yeah. Thank you.

486
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,990
Where did you learn
to skate like that?

487
00:30:59,991 --> 00:31:01,559
Well, I once tried out
for the Olympics,

488
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,861
but that didn't
exactly work out.

489
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,097
You gotta maintain the
triangle configuration.

490
00:31:06,098 --> 00:31:09,066
I've been over it and
over it with you guys.

491
00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:10,368
What do you want
to do? Come on.

492
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:13,369
I don't need to do the triangle.
I need to get up there and...

493
00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:18,943
It's the second quarter
and we have Manson Number 1

494
00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:20,611
jamming for
the Hurl Scouts.

495
00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:23,114
This is a rough
contact sport.

496
00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:25,349
These girls are lean,
mean skating machines.

497
00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:27,785
And they gotta go fast if they
wanna get past the blockers

498
00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:29,453
who are trying
to knock them down.

499
00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:32,454
And by "knock them down,"
I mean "beat them to a pulp. "

500
00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:34,925
Eva's gonna grab
another four points,

501
00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:37,926
bringing the Widows, score to 26
over the Hurl Scouts, 10.

502
00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:41,630
Team captain Maggie Mayhem doing the
honors for the Hurl Scouts, but... Oh!

503
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:46,137
Getting Widows jammer Honey
Suck it back for that rail check

504
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:48,806
and Whiskey sweeps
Manson Number 2 out of the way,

505
00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:50,908
making room for Honey
to widen the gap

506
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,909
to collect another three points there
as we go into half-time.

507
00:31:56,948 --> 00:31:59,948
That makes the score 29-10. Come on.

508
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,654
They say the Scouts have
the most loyal fans,

509
00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:06,655
and being the worst team in
the league, Lord knows they need them.

510
00:32:06,992 --> 00:32:09,393
Oh, Rosa Sparks,
no, you didn't.

511
00:32:10,829 --> 00:32:13,497
God damn it.

512
00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:16,100
Okay, folks, the Widows
have a pretty comfortable lead here

513
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:17,334
late in the game.

514
00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:18,936
Hurl Scouts coach Razor

515
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,806
still sticking with Smashley
Simpson as the jammer.

516
00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:24,475
She's up against the Widows'
speed woman, Honey Suck it.

517
00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:27,476
Oh! The Widows, jammer
hip-checks Smashley.

518
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,183
Well, our favorite
Whole Foods checkout girl

519
00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:34,618
is about to bag her some Honey.
Hey.

520
00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:37,755
Clean-up on Aisle 5.

521
00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:40,658
With time left for only one more
jam, and the game out of reach,

522
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:43,659
Smashley Simpson
is out of here.

523
00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:47,531
Okay, you're in.

524
00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:50,532
Show me why they
call you Ruthless.

525
00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:07,883
Go get you some.

526
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,988
Okay, Austin, get ready to
meet your newest Hurl Scout.

527
00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:16,358
Here she is, Number 22, the fastest
thing on eight wheels, Babe Ruthless.

528
00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:22,064
Babe Ruthless?
All right. Go, Babe Ruthless.

529
00:33:23,368 --> 00:33:26,368
All right, it's
the final jam of the night.

530
00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:29,471
I like the taste
of fresh meat.

531
00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:32,474
And Razor, with nothing to lose,
throws the rookie

532
00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:35,544
into the last jam on
her very first game.

533
00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:36,747
And dang.

534
00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:39,748
Babe Ruthless gets a double
shove to the rail served up by Whiskey.

535
00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:43,387
But she's back up
like a Weeble.

536
00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:46,388
Okay, okay, that's good.

537
00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:52,196
She darts down the inside and heads
towards the outside

538
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:54,098
and makes a run for it
out of the pack.

539
00:33:54,099 --> 00:33:57,099
Oh, but here comes Eva Destruction,
still skating strong,

540
00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,703
hoping to ruin
Babe's debut.

541
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,704
Ruthless is out of the pack.
She's coming around for her points.

542
00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:08,512
That's my best friend.
That's my best friend.

543
00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:11,513
Rumor has it that Ruthless blew
away the judges in speed trials,

544
00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:14,018
and you could certainly
see why tonight.

545
00:34:14,019 --> 00:34:16,287
And now Manson Number 1
takes out Eva.

546
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:18,289
Feeling the heat
Ruthless is bringing,

547
00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:20,224
and she gets through
for the score.

548
00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:24,395
And Ruthless
gets four points.

549
00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:25,629
Go, Babe Ruthless.

550
00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:27,631
Babe Ruthless scored
the last four points of the game,

551
00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:30,601
but the Widows
take this one home.

552
00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:32,202
Congratulations,
you still suck.

553
00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:36,805
That's great. Celebrate
mediocrity. That's fantastic.

554
00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:39,209
Yeah, it's all a big joke.

555
00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:40,311
We came second.

556
00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:42,613
We came second.
You came second.

557
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:45,614
We came in second
out of two teams. Nice.

558
00:34:46,151 --> 00:34:51,655
We're Number 2.
We're Number 2.

559
00:34:51,656 --> 00:34:53,824
We're Number 2.
- Razor, come on. You did good.

560
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,225
Well, I didn't
throw up.

561
00:34:55,226 --> 00:34:57,461
That'll do.
Good thing.

562
00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:58,896
Hey.
Hey.

563
00:34:58,897 --> 00:35:01,897
Oh, my God. I take back what I said
about you not being tough.

564
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,934
You kicked ass.
Really?

565
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,070
Oh, yeah. And I saw that guy
you liked. You did?

566
00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:07,471
Mmm-hmm.
But then I lost him.

567
00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:09,773
Bliss.
Hey, Hot Tubs.

568
00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:12,009
Oh, I can't. I gotta
get home to my man.

569
00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:15,010
No.
Yes. Great game.

570
00:35:15,513 --> 00:35:16,780
Yeah, man,
that was good.

571
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:18,248
What's Hot Tubs?
Yeah?

572
00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:21,249
Oh, well, here at the
Warehouse, he's Johnny Rocket.

573
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:25,022
But here he's
"Hot Tub" Johnny.

574
00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:28,023
Even though he's not allowed in,
we started calling him "Hot Tub"

575
00:35:28,326 --> 00:35:30,761
until he got us one.

576
00:35:30,762 --> 00:35:32,363
Huh.

577
00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:34,598
All right.
Check it out.

578
00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:37,599
No, that's
the thing.

579
00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,672
Coke?
You swallowed?

580
00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:44,441
That's hilarious.

581
00:35:44,442 --> 00:35:46,143
Not in this
lifetime, Johnny.

582
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:49,144
Or the next one.

583
00:35:49,948 --> 00:35:52,948
Hey.

584
00:36:00,225 --> 00:36:02,359
What's up, ladies?

585
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,494
Should we help him?

586
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,495
Nah. That's her fianc�. He loves it.
- I love you.

587
00:36:06,631 --> 00:36:09,066
That's my fianc�.
Hey.

588
00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:13,301
You know, there's some
stuff I'm pretty sure I could teach you.

589
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:16,672
Johnny.

590
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:20,509
Y'all check it out.
He's not even in anymore, man.

591
00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:24,913
...I need you
tonight, tonight

592
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:30,352
It's gonna be all right

593
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,189
'Cause you are in my sight

594
00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:37,826
All night, all night

595
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:41,530
Tonight, tonight, all night

596
00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:49,705
Hey, sweet thing,
will you please bring

597
00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:53,442
That one thing,
it makes my heart sing

598
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:57,047
Why? 'Cause I need it

599
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,916
Hey, man,
check this out.

600
00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:01,917
That's not a bruise.
That's a bruise.

601
00:37:02,287 --> 00:37:05,287
Yeah, you look pretty
good. That's nice, huh?

602
00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:15,464
Pash?

603
00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:47,397
Nice choice.

604
00:37:47,398 --> 00:37:48,832
Yeah?

605
00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:51,435
Yeah, and I love
this one.

606
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:54,171
So where you from?

607
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,440
Well, I hail from the bustling
metropolis known as Bodeen, Texas.

608
00:38:00,411 --> 00:38:02,913
Uh, the tiny town, right?
Off of South 84?

609
00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:05,182
That would be the one.

610
00:38:05,183 --> 00:38:07,151
You live alone?

611
00:38:07,152 --> 00:38:08,519
Roommate.

612
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,520
Me, too.
Four of them.

613
00:38:11,656 --> 00:38:14,656
Why Bodeen? If you don't mind
me asking. What do you do there?

614
00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:19,661
By day, I work
at the Oink Joint.

615
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:24,166
But by night...
- Oliver. Oliver.

616
00:38:24,369 --> 00:38:25,702
Oliver.

617
00:38:25,703 --> 00:38:28,138
One second.

618
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:31,139
Oliver.

619
00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:36,980
Get your ass down here.
You left Jasper's guitar in your car.

620
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,048
All right, dill weed.

621
00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:39,183
Shut up, douche bag.

622
00:38:39,184 --> 00:38:40,617
Nimrod.
Tampon.

623
00:38:40,618 --> 00:38:43,618
Tool.

624
00:38:46,191 --> 00:38:49,191
What are you doing in approximately
five and a half minutes?

625
00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:52,229
No official plans.

626
00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:54,731
Great.

627
00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:57,732
I'll go bring
you something.

628
00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:10,212
There she is.
All by herself.

629
00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:15,417
Hey.
- Don't fight it.

630
00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:24,926
Let's get a beer.

631
00:39:25,396 --> 00:39:28,396
Oh, my God.

632
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,600
Okay, you can make out
with him. But that is it.

633
00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:35,606
Who are you,
my mother?

634
00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:37,908
Pash?

635
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:44,179
Savage and I have been
looking everywhere for you.

636
00:39:44,949 --> 00:39:46,116
Yeah, I bet.

637
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:47,451
My belly hurts.

638
00:39:47,452 --> 00:39:50,452
There's a storm
in there.

639
00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:53,790
It really does, though.

640
00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:56,791
Come on. Hold on.
Hold on. Let's get this.

641
00:39:58,796 --> 00:40:00,297
It's cool.
I swallowed it.

642
00:40:00,298 --> 00:40:02,766
No, come on. Just stick your
fingers in your throat.

643
00:40:02,767 --> 00:40:04,801
No, you stick your finger
down your throat.

644
00:40:04,802 --> 00:40:07,802
Pash. Have you ever thought
about your parents making love?

645
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,542
Your dad's naked body?

646
00:40:12,543 --> 00:40:13,644
What?

647
00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:15,812
His balls jiggling.

648
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:19,283
Sweaty.
No.

649
00:40:23,821 --> 00:40:25,055
That's not fair.

650
00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:26,256
Could you get me
a wash cloth?

651
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:29,257
Yeah.

652
00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:32,794
I'm sorry I ruined
your kind of date.

653
00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:37,165
But I want dirt.

654
00:40:38,569 --> 00:40:41,569
His name's Oliver.
It's a great name.

655
00:40:44,842 --> 00:40:47,842
Yeah, if you like wayfaring
Dickensian orphans.

656
00:40:54,352 --> 00:40:57,352
You're gonna have to roll over.
You smell like a dead goat.

657
00:40:59,657 --> 00:41:02,657
Sorry.

658
00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:06,161
Ugh.

659
00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:21,511
Hey, girl.
How was the sleepover?

660
00:41:21,512 --> 00:41:24,512
Fine.

661
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,562
Bliss,
are you ready yet?

662
00:41:38,563 --> 00:41:41,563
The Blue Bonnet brunch
is in an hour.

663
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:45,900
Did you forget?

664
00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:49,204
You think you have
all the time in the world,

665
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:53,742
but there's not many girls who
are both smart and pretty like you.

666
00:41:54,545 --> 00:41:57,545
And I hate to admit it, but the
pretty part doesn't last forever.

667
00:41:57,582 --> 00:42:00,582
You got to make the most of
what you have while you can.

668
00:42:01,052 --> 00:42:02,819
Nobody tells you that.

669
00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:05,820
Mom, you're still
really beautiful.

670
00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:09,092
Save your sarcasm
for later.

671
00:42:09,093 --> 00:42:12,093
How's your inspiration
speech coming?

672
00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:14,197
I'm working on it.
You want me to read it?

673
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:17,198
Not yet.
Later?

674
00:42:26,744 --> 00:42:29,744
Bodeen, Bodeen,
Bodeen, Bodeen

675
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:35,050
Someone get me
out of here, Bodeen

676
00:42:36,521 --> 00:42:38,622
It's depressing
in the sticks

677
00:42:38,623 --> 00:42:41,623
I'm all over
these racist hicks

678
00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:44,561
And I'm jonesing
for an Austin fix

679
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,562
Yeah. That's right.

680
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:51,266
Bodeen, Bodeen,
Bodeen, Bodeen

681
00:42:56,641 --> 00:42:59,641
Oh, my God,
it's him.

682
00:43:00,278 --> 00:43:01,812
What do I do?

683
00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:04,813
Go ask him if he
wants a Squealer.

684
00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:19,830
Are you stalking me?

685
00:43:19,831 --> 00:43:21,665
No, ma'am.

686
00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:24,666
I happen to be here in Bodeen on
business craving some barbeque.

687
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:29,437
And, yeah,
I'm stalking you.

688
00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:36,513
Okay.

689
00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:39,514
Can you take a break?

690
00:43:44,021 --> 00:43:47,021
You owe me. I wasn't even
supposed to work today.

691
00:43:49,994 --> 00:43:52,994
I love you.

692
00:44:01,772 --> 00:44:04,772
Is this you?

693
00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:10,278
Technically, it's my brother's band.
But, yes, I am in it.

694
00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:14,849
And I'll be taking
that from you now.

695
00:44:16,721 --> 00:44:19,721
Wow. From here it kind of looks
like you're wearing a Stryper T-shirt.

696
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,492
Stryper? Yeah,
'80s Christian heavy metal.

697
00:44:25,396 --> 00:44:28,396
I mean, "in the name
of Jesus, we rock. "

698
00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:33,401
Well, I suppose if
it's in His name then.

699
00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:37,841
What's this? What's this three
million five hundred and...

700
00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:40,842
Oh, that's nothing.

701
00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:43,747
You wanna know?
I wanna know.

702
00:44:43,748 --> 00:44:46,748
It's a little thing
called a high score.

703
00:44:47,151 --> 00:44:50,151
At just the right...
Go. Nice shot.

704
00:44:51,822 --> 00:44:54,558
Is this what you do
with all the girls?

705
00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:56,927
You take them here to
show off your skills?

706
00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:59,928
Yeah. And it
usually works, too.

707
00:45:01,232 --> 00:45:04,232
Oh, yeah?

708
00:45:05,403 --> 00:45:08,403
Maybe we should do
something different.

709
00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:13,408
Stars at night
are big and bright

710
00:45:16,013 --> 00:45:19,013
Deep in
the heart of Texas

711
00:45:23,521 --> 00:45:26,521
I should probably
get to practice.

712
00:45:32,964 --> 00:45:35,964
Shit.

713
00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:38,134
Um...

714
00:45:38,135 --> 00:45:41,135
I think I might
have lost my keys.

715
00:45:41,138 --> 00:45:44,138
Marco.
Polo.

716
00:45:45,810 --> 00:45:47,744
Marco.

717
00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,312
Polo.

718
00:45:49,313 --> 00:45:51,815
Marco!

719
00:45:51,816 --> 00:45:54,816
Polo!

720
00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:57,120
Found them.

721
00:45:57,121 --> 00:46:00,121
Cool, I guess
we can go now.

722
00:46:03,995 --> 00:46:05,161
Oops.

723
00:46:05,162 --> 00:46:07,297
I'm gonna kill you.

724
00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:09,266
I'm gonna tear you up.
I know.

725
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:10,634
I am going to...

726
00:46:10,635 --> 00:46:13,635
I realize this.
I realize this.

727
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:18,141
Holy crap, you guys.
We almost won that one.

728
00:46:18,142 --> 00:46:19,476
Yeah, almost.

729
00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:22,477
You know, Razor's play
actually worked.

730
00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:25,315
Man, maybe we ought
to learn new plays.

731
00:46:25,316 --> 00:46:27,417
What's up,
Hurl Scouts?

732
00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:28,952
That was so
good out there.

733
00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:31,621
It was really cute to see
y'all trying so hard.

734
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,692
I hate her.

735
00:46:35,693 --> 00:46:37,761
Bliss.
Yeah?

736
00:46:37,762 --> 00:46:40,762
Remember all that stuff I
said about winning not mattering?

737
00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:43,333
Forget it.

738
00:46:43,334 --> 00:46:46,303
I wanna beat
that cocky bitch.

739
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:49,304
Me, too.

740
00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:56,110
On my team. Yeah!

741
00:47:01,852 --> 00:47:04,852
Look what Corbi did.

742
00:47:06,023 --> 00:47:07,824
With all that
combined brain power,

743
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,626
this is the best
they could come up with?

744
00:47:09,627 --> 00:47:11,394
They got
your freckles.

745
00:47:11,395 --> 00:47:14,395
That they did.

746
00:47:27,211 --> 00:47:29,979
Hey, are you all right?

747
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:31,881
You can't do that.

748
00:47:31,882 --> 00:47:33,750
She just did.

749
00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:35,919
We deserve
better villains.

750
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,220
Just a few minutes gone by,

751
00:47:37,221 --> 00:47:39,923
but the game is already falling
into a familiar pattern,

752
00:47:39,924 --> 00:47:42,924
giving the Fight Attendants
an 18-to-6 lead.

753
00:47:43,227 --> 00:47:46,227
Okay, ladies, we're getting beat,
but we got the playbooks.

754
00:47:46,897 --> 00:47:49,897
Time to show these Fight Attendants
a few tricks of our own.

755
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:54,535
Let's run Play Number 3.
Stampede.

756
00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:56,940
Number 3?

757
00:47:56,941 --> 00:47:59,209
Yeah. I think we only
got to Number 2.

758
00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:02,210
Like, one and a half.

759
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,782
You didn't learn a
goddamn thing, did you?

760
00:48:05,783 --> 00:48:08,783
What's it gonna take for you
guys to pull it together?

761
00:48:08,786 --> 00:48:11,786
You know what?
That's it. Hold this.

762
00:48:13,958 --> 00:48:16,958
Did he just
take Number 3?

763
00:48:17,461 --> 00:48:20,461
Come on. That's all I'm saying.
Just skate on through.

764
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,898
Hey, what's up, Razor?
Ready to forfeit?

765
00:48:23,968 --> 00:48:26,968
Forfeit my ass.
Run this play.

766
00:48:28,305 --> 00:48:30,807
What do I look like?
An idiot?

767
00:48:30,808 --> 00:48:33,808
Anyway, I've got
my own plays.

768
00:48:34,211 --> 00:48:36,813
Here's $20. You know
how little money I have.

769
00:48:36,814 --> 00:48:38,748
You run the play. You don't score
at least three points,

770
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:40,884
you got another 20 coming
at the end of the bout.

771
00:48:41,986 --> 00:48:43,720
Just run the play, Jeff.

772
00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:45,321
You all right? Let's skate. Yeah.

773
00:48:45,322 --> 00:48:48,322
Ladies, we've got a
change of plan. What?

774
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,592
Hey, don't let that traitor throw
you. Let's hit him where it hurts.

775
00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:56,464
Did Razor just coach the other
team or did my peyote just kick in?

776
00:48:57,601 --> 00:48:59,068
I don't even know
what's coming on

777
00:48:59,069 --> 00:49:01,070
'cause I don't know what's
coming around the corner.

778
00:49:01,071 --> 00:49:03,640
Flight Attendants are
about to take on the sky.

779
00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:06,641
Whoa! Holy crap,
a 180 turn.

780
00:49:06,844 --> 00:49:09,844
Kami Kaze makes her way through the
rubble to score an easy four points.

781
00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:13,683
Flight Attendants, 22,
Hurl Scouts, 6.

782
00:49:13,684 --> 00:49:15,919
Is that Play Number 3?

783
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,455
Works pretty well,
doesn't it?

784
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:19,856
You suck.

785
00:49:19,857 --> 00:49:21,024
You turncoat.

786
00:49:21,025 --> 00:49:24,025
Want me to give them
Play Number 4 now?

787
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:26,696
No.

788
00:49:26,697 --> 00:49:29,697
Okay. Take a knee.

789
00:49:30,935 --> 00:49:33,369
Okay. I wanna put what
just happened behind us.

790
00:49:33,370 --> 00:49:36,370
I know I've moved on. We're
gonna run Play Number 2.

791
00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:39,807
Fire and Smashley, you at least
know the first half of that, right?

792
00:49:41,212 --> 00:49:42,879
Yes.

793
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,481
Okay.

794
00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:46,783
Then get out there
and get you some.

795
00:49:46,784 --> 00:49:49,784
Hey, Scouts. You mind finishing
your little Family Feud huddle?

796
00:49:50,287 --> 00:49:53,287
Survey says you're
wasting our time.

797
00:49:56,694 --> 00:49:58,995
Let's go ape shit.

798
00:50:02,132 --> 00:50:05,132
Yeah.

799
00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:12,039
Coming out of half-time
and an alternate universe,

800
00:50:12,309 --> 00:50:15,309
Coach Razor puts former figure skater
Bloody Holly in the jammer position,

801
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:18,314
who launches furiously
into the pack.

802
00:50:18,315 --> 00:50:21,315
The team is on their game now,
pushing Bloody to the front.

803
00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:23,920
And she makes it through
Bitch and Cookie Flake

804
00:50:23,921 --> 00:50:26,890
grabbing a total of eight points
for the Hurl Scouts.

805
00:50:26,891 --> 00:50:28,258
Come on, come on.

806
00:50:28,259 --> 00:50:31,259
The Hurl Scouts are catching up
in points for the first time ever.

807
00:50:32,930 --> 00:50:34,998
As this space
oddity continues,

808
00:50:34,999 --> 00:50:37,999
Babe Ruthless uses
her speed to fly by...

809
00:50:39,103 --> 00:50:42,103
Oh! Axels of Evil
knocks her down.

810
00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:45,206
But she's back up. Here they
come around the turn.

811
00:50:45,276 --> 00:50:46,943
A choreographed move
from the Hurl Scouts.

812
00:50:46,944 --> 00:50:48,945
Has to be from
Razor's playbook.

813
00:50:48,946 --> 00:50:51,014
That makes
the score 58-58,

814
00:50:51,015 --> 00:50:53,082
a first in the history
of the Hurl Scouts.

815
00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:56,083
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but the Hurl Scouts are tied.

816
00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:59,355
We got a tie game
here, folks.

817
00:50:59,356 --> 00:51:01,457
Oh, yeah?
Oh, but Smashley goes down.

818
00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:03,393
Really?
Bitch. What the... No.

819
00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:05,628
Ooh, watch out, Tammy.
No. No.

820
00:51:05,629 --> 00:51:07,697
Here comes Smashley.

821
00:51:07,698 --> 00:51:09,132
Get off me,
you psycho.

822
00:51:09,133 --> 00:51:11,034
We've got two girls
brawling on the track.

823
00:51:11,035 --> 00:51:13,970
I don't know whether to break it
up or break out the video camera.

824
00:51:13,971 --> 00:51:16,971
Hell hath no fury
like a woman fouled.

825
00:51:16,974 --> 00:51:18,207
That's not legal.

826
00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:21,208
By day, these ladies are your favorite
waitresses, nurses, teachers,

827
00:51:21,879 --> 00:51:24,879
but by night these girls give
the crowd what they came for.

828
00:51:26,817 --> 00:51:29,817
Smashley Simpson is out of here.
We're only moments to go

829
00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:32,655
and the Hurl Scouts
have managed to squeak out in front.

830
00:51:32,656 --> 00:51:35,656
We're at a 70-67.
Hurl Scouts.

831
00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:40,828
Okay, grab her wrists,
hold on tight. Go.

832
00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:45,401
Play Number 8.
You ready for the whip?

833
00:51:45,402 --> 00:51:47,170
Put your arm out,
I'll be there.

834
00:51:47,171 --> 00:51:48,671
It's the final
seconds of the game.

835
00:51:48,672 --> 00:51:51,007
Manson ramps Cookie Rumble,
and the Hurl Scouts attempt

836
00:51:51,008 --> 00:51:53,309
a classic move in derby.
Maggie.

837
00:51:53,310 --> 00:51:55,311
Babe and Maggie go for
the whip, and it's effective.

838
00:51:55,312 --> 00:51:57,914
Nothing gives you
speed like the whip.

839
00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,651
A whip. Ruthless is
flying into the pack

840
00:52:01,652 --> 00:52:03,853
while her teammates are doing
a downright professional job

841
00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:06,854
of clearing the way. She picks
up one, two, three, four points.

842
00:52:08,092 --> 00:52:11,092
Break out
the merit badges. 74-67.

843
00:52:12,930 --> 00:52:14,831
The Hurl Scouts
have finally won one.

844
00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:17,800
Flight Attendants, this is your
captain speaking.

845
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:20,536
It's gonna be a long, bumpy ride back
to Loserville. So if you have your...

846
00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:23,537
...you win the game. If you
run the plays, you win the game!

847
00:52:23,707 --> 00:52:26,209
How about them Hurl Scouts?
Yeah. How about them Hurl Scouts?

848
00:52:26,210 --> 00:52:27,610
How about them Hurl Scouts?

849
00:52:27,611 --> 00:52:30,313
Touch�, ladies. Touch�.

850
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:33,182
We got to run the plays. We run
the plays, we win the game.

851
00:52:33,183 --> 00:52:34,784
We'll do our homework.
Every time.

852
00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:37,785
There're only 10 of them. It's not...
Not rocket science.

853
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:39,622
Let's get those
Holy Rollers.

854
00:52:39,623 --> 00:52:42,058
Yes.

855
00:52:49,733 --> 00:52:51,901
I put a bomb in your fire

856
00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:53,536
You say oh-oh-oh-oh

857
00:52:53,537 --> 00:52:55,905
I put a bomb in your fire
You say oh-oh-oh-oh

858
00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:58,906
Murray. Murray. Murray!

859
00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:02,843
There is a way to predict
the outcome of people like you

860
00:53:04,248 --> 00:53:07,248
You are a sheep in sheep's clothing
and you know, you know

861
00:53:07,818 --> 00:53:10,818
I am a-coming to get you
You say oh-oh, oh-oh

862
00:53:11,422 --> 00:53:14,357
There is a way to predict
the outcome of...

863
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:17,358
Please tell me you did not
shove Corbi Booth over a rail.

864
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:21,564
Actually, I did.

865
00:53:21,565 --> 00:53:24,565
Corbi has a huge
bruise on her leg.

866
00:53:24,835 --> 00:53:27,737
I know that you're
just too bohemian to care,

867
00:53:29,730 --> 00:53:32,730
And she's gonna go through with it?
What an athlete.

868
00:53:33,167 --> 00:53:36,167
I'd like to speak to
the parents alone.

869
00:53:40,474 --> 00:53:43,474
She's passing one, two, three girls.
That's three points.

870
00:53:44,278 --> 00:53:46,279
If you're still having trouble
following the game, folks,

871
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:47,847
don't worry,
you're not the only one.

872
00:53:47,848 --> 00:53:49,616
We'll keep track of
the score for you.

873
00:53:49,617 --> 00:53:51,618
You keep track
of the fishnets.

874
00:53:51,619 --> 00:53:54,619
This is a whole new Hurl Scouts on
this four-game winning streak they're on.

875
00:53:54,688 --> 00:53:57,688
They ain't playing scared,
that's for sure.

876
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,760
Number 22 pulls it off again,
earning another merit badge.

877
00:54:03,464 --> 00:54:05,298
Looks like she's on her way
to rookie of the year,

878
00:54:05,299 --> 00:54:08,299
and I can't think of anyone in
recent history more deserving.

879
00:54:08,536 --> 00:54:10,270
Oh! They gave her the whip.

880
00:54:10,271 --> 00:54:12,205
You wanted it and they
gave it to you, folks.

881
00:54:12,206 --> 00:54:13,373
You've been whipped.

882
00:54:14,708 --> 00:54:17,644
Nothing gives you
speed like the whip.

883
00:54:17,645 --> 00:54:19,379
And the Scouts,
they go for another one,

884
00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:22,380
inching even closer to
a slot in the championship.

885
00:54:24,985 --> 00:54:27,985
And when you try to resist
It's like ha-ha-ha-ha

886
00:54:28,389 --> 00:54:31,389
There is no way around this
tell me ho-ho-ho-holy roller

887
00:54:34,228 --> 00:54:37,228
Can you feel my flame?

888
00:54:45,973 --> 00:54:48,973
So my brother's been
working on some dates.

889
00:54:49,910 --> 00:54:52,910
And it looks like this tour thing is
actually gonna happen.

890
00:54:54,915 --> 00:54:56,683
That's really great.

891
00:54:56,684 --> 00:54:58,484
Yeah, I guess.

892
00:54:58,485 --> 00:55:01,485
Thirty-four days crammed into a
crappy van with four other dudes.

893
00:55:03,224 --> 00:55:06,224
Like a bathroom on
wheels or something.

894
00:55:06,227 --> 00:55:08,561
That's a long time.

895
00:55:08,562 --> 00:55:11,562
No, it's cool.

896
00:55:13,734 --> 00:55:16,734
Look, you'll be doing your thing,
I'll be doing mine.

897
00:55:18,172 --> 00:55:21,172
It'll go by fast,
you'll see.

898
00:55:38,025 --> 00:55:41,025
Hit it.
Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah.

899
00:55:41,862 --> 00:55:44,731
Go, go, go, baby.
Yeah. I love it.

900
00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:47,100
Oh, my God.
Do it.

901
00:55:47,101 --> 00:55:49,936
No, I don't wanna know.
I don't wanna know.

902
00:55:49,937 --> 00:55:52,937
Blisster?
What are you doing?

903
00:55:53,941 --> 00:55:56,809
I'm watching the game.

904
00:55:58,879 --> 00:56:01,314
That's what I tell the folks at work,
I'm cutting out early.

905
00:56:01,315 --> 00:56:04,315
I tell your mom
I'm coming home late.

906
00:56:04,485 --> 00:56:07,485
Dad, I'm not
gonna tell her.

907
00:56:11,659 --> 00:56:14,659
Why do you feel like
you have to lie to her?

908
00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:21,901
You gotta pick your
battles with your mother

909
00:56:21,902 --> 00:56:24,902
because she is a fighter.

910
00:56:27,608 --> 00:56:30,608
This Blue Bonnet deal
means so much to her.

911
00:56:33,347 --> 00:56:36,347
And I think it's really
nice, you going along.

912
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,854
But you know there's more
to life than beauty pageants.

913
00:56:41,855 --> 00:56:43,756
You know that, right?

914
00:56:43,757 --> 00:56:44,857
I'm aware.

915
00:56:44,858 --> 00:56:47,858
All right.
I'll shut up.

916
00:56:49,296 --> 00:56:51,698
Can I have one?

917
00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:54,699
No, you may not, but you
can have a sip of mine.

918
00:56:58,672 --> 00:57:01,672
Oh! Go.
He took it to him.

919
00:57:04,211 --> 00:57:07,211
That was a nice...
That was a good block.

920
00:57:09,183 --> 00:57:11,017
Since when do you
like football?

921
00:57:12,152 --> 00:57:15,152
I don't. I better go.

922
00:57:24,965 --> 00:57:26,699
Hey. Listen up. Just
a brief announcement,

923
00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:28,634
then you get right
back to your food.

924
00:57:28,635 --> 00:57:30,670
The championship bout
is November 12th.

925
00:57:31,805 --> 00:57:34,040
You got your flyers
right there.

926
00:57:34,041 --> 00:57:37,041
If the Hurl Scouts win one
more game, we're in it.

927
00:57:37,177 --> 00:57:38,644
Good luck with that.

928
00:57:38,645 --> 00:57:41,645
Now I'd like to yield the floor to
Miss Eva Destruction.

929
00:57:42,082 --> 00:57:44,584
Love you, Eva.

930
00:57:44,585 --> 00:57:46,486
Thank you.

931
00:57:46,487 --> 00:57:48,521
in the grand
derby tradition,

932
00:57:48,522 --> 00:57:51,522
as you know, the new poster girl
is revealed by a member of another team.

933
00:57:54,028 --> 00:57:55,862
Sorry, Widows.

934
00:57:55,863 --> 00:57:58,598
Suck on this, girls.

935
00:58:02,169 --> 00:58:03,703
Yes.

936
00:58:03,704 --> 00:58:06,704
Very cute.
Very cute indeed.

937
00:58:09,943 --> 00:58:12,943
One for our team, man.

938
00:58:14,615 --> 00:58:16,282
There she is.

939
00:58:16,283 --> 00:58:17,750
Yeah, yeah.
Make the face.

940
00:58:17,751 --> 00:58:19,185
Make the face. Do it.

941
00:58:19,186 --> 00:58:21,421
Yeah.

942
00:58:30,798 --> 00:58:33,798
Exactly.

943
00:58:33,967 --> 00:58:36,967
Congratulations,
Ruthless.

944
00:58:38,572 --> 00:58:39,639
Hey, Smash.

945
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,240
What's up, Maven?

946
00:58:41,241 --> 00:58:43,309
Hurl Scouts.
What up?

947
00:58:43,310 --> 00:58:46,310
I just wanna congratulate you
on your new poster child.

948
00:58:46,413 --> 00:58:47,747
Yeah.
Thanks.

949
00:58:47,748 --> 00:58:49,816
Yeah, you worked hard
for that, didn't you?

950
00:58:49,817 --> 00:58:51,317
That's really
kind of you.

951
00:58:51,318 --> 00:58:52,819
Hey.
- Hey, hey. Hey.

952
00:58:52,820 --> 00:58:54,053
You guys hang on a sec.

953
00:58:54,054 --> 00:58:55,488
That's okay.

954
00:58:55,489 --> 00:58:58,489
It's just a French fry. That's okay.
- Maven, man.

955
00:59:05,132 --> 00:59:08,132
Yes! Yes!

956
00:59:09,736 --> 00:59:12,505
Ruthless,
yeah.

957
00:59:12,506 --> 00:59:15,506
- Okay. I love it.
- I love it.

958
00:59:15,943 --> 00:59:18,911
I like banana cream,
but I like chocolate, too.

959
00:59:21,448 --> 00:59:24,448
Food fight!

960
00:59:42,336 --> 00:59:45,336
Gorgeous.
Just beautiful.

961
00:59:47,341 --> 00:59:48,674
How's your speech coming?

962
00:59:48,675 --> 00:59:50,676
It's good.

963
00:59:50,677 --> 00:59:53,677
Okay. Turn around.

964
00:59:55,549 --> 00:59:57,283
What is that?

965
00:59:57,284 --> 01:00:00,284
Oh, it's...
I tripped at work.

966
01:00:00,387 --> 01:00:02,188
Are you okay?

967
01:00:02,189 --> 01:00:03,656
It's a bruise.
I can handle it.

968
01:00:03,657 --> 01:00:06,657
It looks like it hurt.
It's fine.

969
01:00:21,175 --> 01:00:24,175
You got
to be kidding me.

970
01:00:24,378 --> 01:00:27,378
Oh, shit.

971
01:00:28,348 --> 01:00:30,383
This is
an important game, folks.

972
01:00:30,384 --> 01:00:32,718
This is the last game
before the championship.

973
01:00:32,719 --> 01:00:35,719
The winner today
goes on to the big game.

974
01:00:36,423 --> 01:00:38,824
And Ruthless is your lead jammer
and she gets through.

975
01:00:38,825 --> 01:00:41,427
And the Scouts
score four points.

976
01:00:41,428 --> 01:00:44,428
The Hurl Scouts have won.

977
01:00:45,933 --> 01:00:48,933
Listen to how high my voice is.
I need an hour of Oprah.

978
01:00:49,670 --> 01:00:52,670
I'm like a woman. I need
a white wine spritzer.

979
01:00:55,442 --> 01:00:57,376
By order of
the fire marshal,

980
01:00:57,377 --> 01:01:00,377
you are hereby ordered
to evacuate the building.

981
01:01:00,948 --> 01:01:02,848
Well, this
game is over, folks.

982
01:01:02,849 --> 01:01:05,117
The Holy Rollers are already
in the championship,

983
01:01:05,118 --> 01:01:07,553
so now the Hurl Scouts
will play the Rollers

984
01:01:07,554 --> 01:01:10,554
in the championship game
on November 12th.

985
01:01:11,291 --> 01:01:13,226
Come on, man, roller derby
is not a crime.

986
01:01:13,227 --> 01:01:14,560
illegally filling
a warehouse

987
01:01:14,561 --> 01:01:17,561
with too many people is.
Wait here. I gotta go find Oliver.

988
01:01:18,966 --> 01:01:20,866
Hey, hey, you two.
I need to see your ID.

989
01:01:20,867 --> 01:01:22,034
I was just leaving.

990
01:01:22,035 --> 01:01:25,035
Look, you can show me your ID,
or you can go to jail.

991
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,440
Young lady, what was that you
just disposed of?

992
01:01:30,978 --> 01:01:33,978
Seventeen, huh? Don't you think
you're kind of far from home?

993
01:01:35,282 --> 01:01:36,649
That's why
I was leaving.

994
01:01:36,650 --> 01:01:38,784
Yeah, good idea.

995
01:01:38,785 --> 01:01:41,785
Hey. Hi. Come on.

996
01:01:42,756 --> 01:01:45,756
What do you say? Cherry Slurpees
to celebrate our last night?

997
01:01:54,301 --> 01:01:57,301
I gotta find Pash.

998
01:03:23,724 --> 01:03:26,724
I was
slicing up an avocado

999
01:03:28,261 --> 01:03:31,261
When you came up behind me

1000
01:03:32,766 --> 01:03:35,766
With your silent
brand new sneakers

1001
01:03:37,337 --> 01:03:40,337
Your reflection
I did not see

1002
01:03:41,575 --> 01:03:44,575
It was the hottest day
in August

1003
01:03:46,380 --> 01:03:49,380
We were heading
for the sea

1004
01:03:50,917 --> 01:03:53,917
For a second
my mind started drifting

1005
01:03:55,522 --> 01:03:58,522
You put your arms
around me

1006
01:04:04,297 --> 01:04:07,297
You put your arms
around me

1007
01:04:13,407 --> 01:04:16,407
You put your arms around

1008
01:04:18,145 --> 01:04:21,145
From your mouth
speaks your lovely voice

1009
01:04:22,482 --> 01:04:25,482
The softest words
ever spoken

1010
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:30,320
What's broken
can always be fixed

1011
01:04:31,892 --> 01:04:34,892
What's fixed will
always be broken

1012
01:05:01,655 --> 01:05:04,655
A heart that's

1013
01:05:05,192 --> 01:05:08,192
full up like a landfill

1014
01:05:11,331 --> 01:05:14,331
A job that
slowly kills you

1015
01:05:17,971 --> 01:05:20,971
Bruises that won't heal

1016
01:05:27,547 --> 01:05:30,547
You look so tired-unhappy

1017
01:05:33,854 --> 01:05:36,854
Bring down the government

1018
01:05:40,327 --> 01:05:43,327
They don't
They don't speak for us

1019
01:05:54,975 --> 01:05:57,975
Where the hell
have you been?

1020
01:05:58,578 --> 01:06:01,578
We got a phone call from Pash's
parents at about 3:00 in the morning.

1021
01:06:04,084 --> 01:06:06,418
That wasn't fun.

1022
01:06:06,419 --> 01:06:09,419
This is your SAT class?

1023
01:06:12,425 --> 01:06:15,425
Excuse me,
what are you doing?

1024
01:06:15,729 --> 01:06:17,496
You can't do that.
I paid for those.

1025
01:06:17,497 --> 01:06:20,497
Hey, you lied, kiddo, all right?
That dog ain't gonna hunt.

1026
01:06:21,935 --> 01:06:24,935
Okay. All right,
I screwed up.

1027
01:06:25,772 --> 01:06:27,840
I get it, but what
was I supposed to...

1028
01:06:27,841 --> 01:06:29,108
Was I supposed to
ask for permission?

1029
01:06:29,109 --> 01:06:30,442
I mean, you would
have just said no.

1030
01:06:30,443 --> 01:06:32,678
You're damn straight,
we would have said no.

1031
01:06:32,679 --> 01:06:34,113
What do you think

1032
01:06:34,114 --> 01:06:36,582
that the world thinks of those
girls with all their tattoos?

1033
01:06:36,583 --> 01:06:39,451
Do you think they have an
easy time finding a job?

1034
01:06:39,452 --> 01:06:42,452
Or getting
a loan application?

1035
01:06:42,455 --> 01:06:43,789
Or going to
a decent college?

1036
01:06:43,790 --> 01:06:45,190
I think it depends
on the girl.

1037
01:06:45,191 --> 01:06:46,959
Or finding a husband?

1038
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,394
No, you just limit
your choices.

1039
01:06:48,395 --> 01:06:49,962
Seriously,
you need to stop.

1040
01:06:49,963 --> 01:06:51,797
You really need
to stop shoving

1041
01:06:51,798 --> 01:06:54,798
your psychotic idea of '50s
womanhood down my throat.

1042
01:06:58,772 --> 01:07:01,772
And pageants? I mean, what have
they ever done for you?

1043
01:07:02,542 --> 01:07:05,377
That's my point, Bliss.

1044
01:07:05,378 --> 01:07:06,745
I didn't have a mother

1045
01:07:06,746 --> 01:07:09,746
to navigate all my opportunities.
Jesus Christ.

1046
01:07:10,250 --> 01:07:13,250
I am in love with this.

1047
01:07:14,955 --> 01:07:17,122
I mean,
don't you get it?

1048
01:07:17,123 --> 01:07:19,158
It won't last.

1049
01:07:19,159 --> 01:07:22,159
in two or three years, it'll be over.
This is a moment.

1050
01:07:22,796 --> 01:07:25,796
Well, how great is that?

1051
01:07:26,433 --> 01:07:28,300
You don't understand.

1052
01:07:28,301 --> 01:07:30,636
You will when you have to
support yourself.

1053
01:07:30,637 --> 01:07:31,971
I do support myself.

1054
01:07:31,972 --> 01:07:33,572
No, you don't.

1055
01:07:33,573 --> 01:07:36,573
You buy shoes.

1056
01:07:43,183 --> 01:07:46,183
You're full of shit.

1057
01:07:46,419 --> 01:07:47,853
You know what,
actually...

1058
01:07:47,854 --> 01:07:49,021
Hey.

1059
01:07:49,022 --> 01:07:50,856
Hey, you calm down,
little lady.

1060
01:07:50,857 --> 01:07:53,359
Why don't you go back
to your turtle shell

1061
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:56,360
so you don't have to
freaking confront anything?

1062
01:08:09,542 --> 01:08:12,542
You all right?

1063
01:08:14,881 --> 01:08:16,782
I just don't
wanna talk about it.

1064
01:08:16,783 --> 01:08:19,718
Pash, come on.

1065
01:08:19,719 --> 01:08:21,954
You told me
to wait for you.

1066
01:08:21,955 --> 01:08:24,223
I was so busy waiting for you
that I didn't notice the cop

1067
01:08:24,224 --> 01:08:26,325
coming over to arrest me
for an open container.

1068
01:08:26,326 --> 01:08:27,893
Shit, are you okay?

1069
01:08:27,894 --> 01:08:30,396
No, actually, I'm not okay,
all right?

1070
01:08:30,397 --> 01:08:33,397
On top of everything, my parents
decided to put a GPS in my car

1071
01:08:34,734 --> 01:08:37,734
so they can track
my every goddamn move.

1072
01:08:40,407 --> 01:08:42,474
So what's your problem?

1073
01:08:42,475 --> 01:08:45,077
Hope the joyride with your
boyfriend was worth it.

1074
01:08:45,078 --> 01:08:48,078
Wait, wait.
How is this my fault, okay?

1075
01:08:48,214 --> 01:08:49,581
I didn't put that
drink in your hand.

1076
01:08:49,582 --> 01:08:52,518
You know what? I'm ecstatic that
you have this whole new life

1077
01:08:52,519 --> 01:08:54,420
and you have all new friends
and it's great.

1078
01:08:54,421 --> 01:08:57,421
But I'm trying to get out of this
armpit of a town just as much as you.

1079
01:08:58,591 --> 01:09:00,859
And last time I checked,

1080
01:09:00,860 --> 01:09:03,860
getting arrested is not the
kind of extracurricular

1081
01:09:03,930 --> 01:09:06,930
that Ivy League schools
are looking for.

1082
01:09:07,367 --> 01:09:10,367
Do you really think that this roller derby
career of yours is going anywhere?

1083
01:09:13,339 --> 01:09:14,440
That's not what
it's about.

1084
01:09:14,441 --> 01:09:16,208
Oh, yeah, right.

1085
01:09:16,209 --> 01:09:19,209
I'm sorry, Pash.

1086
01:09:26,753 --> 01:09:28,687
Thanks for
letting me stay.

1087
01:09:28,688 --> 01:09:29,888
Anytime.

1088
01:09:32,625 --> 01:09:35,625
That's Riley back there.
He's my little man.

1089
01:09:38,732 --> 01:09:41,033
So that's why you never
come out with us?

1090
01:09:41,034 --> 01:09:43,802
Yeah, he pretty much owns
my ass. Don't you, Rile?

1091
01:09:43,803 --> 01:09:45,871
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.

1092
01:09:45,872 --> 01:09:48,872
Okay, first stop, sitter.
Then the Warehouse.

1093
01:09:59,986 --> 01:10:02,986
Ruthless, Ruthless,
Ruthless.

1094
01:10:05,158 --> 01:10:08,158
Maven, Maven, Maven?

1095
01:10:08,728 --> 01:10:11,728
Hey, guess how old I am.

1096
01:10:12,732 --> 01:10:13,999
Twenty-seven?

1097
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:17,000
Oh, that's sweet.

1098
01:10:17,003 --> 01:10:20,003
I'm 36.

1099
01:10:21,241 --> 01:10:24,076
Guess when I
started skating.

1100
01:10:24,077 --> 01:10:26,612
I was 31.

1101
01:10:26,613 --> 01:10:29,613
'Cause it took me that long to find
one thing that I was really good at.

1102
01:10:36,156 --> 01:10:39,156
And you know what?
I worked my ass off to get it.

1103
01:10:42,796 --> 01:10:45,664
Yeah, me, too.

1104
01:10:45,665 --> 01:10:48,665
It's too bad
you're only 17.

1105
01:10:50,003 --> 01:10:53,003
What do you think the league is
gonna say when they find that out?

1106
01:10:53,706 --> 01:10:56,706
Or your teammates, when they
find out you've been lying?

1107
01:10:57,544 --> 01:10:59,978
That's gonna be rough.
Maven, please. Look...

1108
01:10:59,979 --> 01:11:01,513
No, you look.

1109
01:11:01,514 --> 01:11:04,514
One day it will be your time, Ruthless,
but it's not your time now.

1110
01:11:05,118 --> 01:11:08,118
And if I was you, I wouldn't even bother
lacing up those skates.

1111
01:11:30,076 --> 01:11:31,243
Fuck.

1112
01:11:33,713 --> 01:11:36,582
It's Oliver. I'm running with
the bulls right now.

1113
01:11:37,717 --> 01:11:40,717
Hey, Oliver.

1114
01:11:41,254 --> 01:11:44,254
I just need to talk to you.
I... I'm calling you from a payphone.

1115
01:11:48,361 --> 01:11:51,361
Look, I've left home.

1116
01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:56,700
I... You know, this...
I don't...

1117
01:11:57,770 --> 01:12:00,172
I don't wanna do this
on voicemail,

1118
01:12:00,173 --> 01:12:03,173
so maybe you can get me
on Maggie's phone.

1119
01:12:04,944 --> 01:12:07,944
512-697-4998.

1120
01:12:10,383 --> 01:12:13,383
And then we can just...
We can talk later. Okay, bye.

1121
01:12:18,358 --> 01:12:20,459
Oink Joint.
- Hey, B.

1122
01:12:20,460 --> 01:12:21,727
Hey, Bliss.

1123
01:12:21,728 --> 01:12:24,728
Is Pash there?

1124
01:12:25,198 --> 01:12:28,198
She's not here.

1125
01:12:30,970 --> 01:12:33,970
Yeah, okay. Bye.

1126
01:12:44,384 --> 01:12:47,384
If, you know, you hear a hint
of pain in my voice

1127
01:12:49,622 --> 01:12:52,424
when I say that I've
lost my best friend

1128
01:12:52,425 --> 01:12:55,425
to a gang of
roller skating she-males

1129
01:12:56,496 --> 01:12:59,496
and that the only highlight of my
night was serving corn to an old man

1130
01:12:59,832 --> 01:13:02,832
who can't even chew it,
then I'd say you're wrong.

1131
01:13:06,572 --> 01:13:09,572
I'm happy.

1132
01:13:24,290 --> 01:13:27,290
Okay. That was odd.

1133
01:13:32,098 --> 01:13:35,098
Oddly glorious.

1134
01:13:35,301 --> 01:13:38,301
Ruthless, what's up?

1135
01:13:38,805 --> 01:13:41,805
I just had something
I wanted to tell you all.

1136
01:13:42,475 --> 01:13:44,443
Seventeen?

1137
01:13:44,444 --> 01:13:45,711
What if you'd
gotten hurt?

1138
01:13:45,712 --> 01:13:47,879
Her parents could sue
the league, you guys.

1139
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:48,981
I know.

1140
01:13:48,982 --> 01:13:50,983
We're in enough trouble
with the fire marshal as it is.

1141
01:13:50,984 --> 01:13:52,718
Exactly. You know what?
She can still play

1142
01:13:52,719 --> 01:13:55,719
as long as she gets permission
from one of her parents.

1143
01:13:58,324 --> 01:13:59,825
I can't.

1144
01:13:59,826 --> 01:14:02,826
I'm not even living
at home right now.

1145
01:14:03,062 --> 01:14:06,062
Well, even though you can't skate
with us, and you're a big liar,

1146
01:14:07,633 --> 01:14:09,868
you're still
a Hurl Scout.

1147
01:14:09,869 --> 01:14:12,170
Yeah, you could
be our mascot.

1148
01:14:13,506 --> 01:14:16,506
- Okay, go.
- Okay, okay, okay.

1149
01:14:17,643 --> 01:14:20,643
You can't understand until you
have one. Everything changes.

1150
01:14:23,583 --> 01:14:26,583
Yeah, that's what
my mom always says,

1151
01:14:26,586 --> 01:14:28,553
but you're not
really like her, though.

1152
01:14:28,554 --> 01:14:29,921
Oh, I'm the cool aunt?

1153
01:14:29,922 --> 01:14:31,156
Yeah.

1154
01:14:34,594 --> 01:14:37,594
Why don't I just cut school and
hang out with you guys today?

1155
01:14:39,732 --> 01:14:41,500
Bliss, I know what it's like
to wanna do your own thing,

1156
01:14:41,501 --> 01:14:42,701
believe me, I do.

1157
01:14:42,702 --> 01:14:45,404
But maybe there's
a way you can do it

1158
01:14:45,405 --> 01:14:48,405
without making your parents
feel like crap?

1159
01:14:49,275 --> 01:14:51,276
What?
I've just been thinking.

1160
01:14:51,277 --> 01:14:54,277
I think maybe you're being
a little selfish with your mom.

1161
01:14:59,786 --> 01:15:02,786
Okay, no.

1162
01:15:02,789 --> 01:15:05,624
She's the one who has been
shoving her agenda

1163
01:15:05,625 --> 01:15:08,625
down my throat
since day one.

1164
01:15:09,028 --> 01:15:12,028
First of all, you're lucky to have
a mom that even cares.

1165
01:15:12,598 --> 01:15:14,466
And just because
she's wrong about derby,

1166
01:15:14,467 --> 01:15:17,467
doesn't mean she's wrong
about every single thing.

1167
01:15:17,870 --> 01:15:20,870
And if Riley ever lies to me the way
you lied to your parents,

1168
01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:23,708
he wouldn't even be able to run
away 'cause I'd break his legs.

1169
01:15:24,977 --> 01:15:27,779
I'm just kidding, honey.
That was a joke.

1170
01:15:30,450 --> 01:15:31,983
I am here for you,

1171
01:15:31,984 --> 01:15:34,984
but just because you've found a new family
doesn't mean you throw the old one away.

1172
01:15:48,501 --> 01:15:51,501
Have a swell day at
school, sweetheart.

1173
01:15:53,673 --> 01:15:56,673
You didn't see that,
did you?

1174
01:16:22,101 --> 01:16:25,101
I put a bomb in your fire
You say oh-oh-oh-oh

1175
01:16:25,538 --> 01:16:28,538
I put a bomb in your fire
You say oh-oh-oh-oh

1176
01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:32,208
There is a way to predict
the outcome of people like you

1177
01:16:36,382 --> 01:16:39,382
You are a sheep in sheep's clothing
and you know, you know...

1178
01:17:14,086 --> 01:17:17,086
Please don't
judge me right now.

1179
01:17:23,329 --> 01:17:26,329
Whoever he is,
he doesn't deserve you.

1180
01:17:30,770 --> 01:17:33,770
Come here.

1181
01:17:36,776 --> 01:17:39,544
I feel sick.

1182
01:17:39,545 --> 01:17:42,545
I know you do.

1183
01:17:51,290 --> 01:17:53,725
I gave him everything.

1184
01:17:53,726 --> 01:17:56,726
No, don't say that.

1185
01:18:05,471 --> 01:18:08,471
No, it's true.

1186
01:18:09,642 --> 01:18:12,642
I did.

1187
01:18:40,172 --> 01:18:43,172
That's a lot to process.

1188
01:18:48,514 --> 01:18:51,514
She was wearing
my Stryper T-shirt.

1189
01:18:51,951 --> 01:18:54,286
I just don't understand
how he could do that.

1190
01:18:54,287 --> 01:18:57,287
Your T-shirt?

1191
01:18:57,590 --> 01:19:00,258
It's the only
cool thing you own.

1192
01:19:00,259 --> 01:19:01,960
That you'd know about.

1193
01:19:03,162 --> 01:19:06,162
Stryper.

1194
01:19:10,469 --> 01:19:13,469
Mom, this isn't...

1195
01:19:13,472 --> 01:19:16,472
This isn't working.

1196
01:19:17,810 --> 01:19:20,178
I know.

1197
01:19:20,179 --> 01:19:23,179
You just make me
feel so guilty.

1198
01:19:23,883 --> 01:19:26,883
That's not what I want.

1199
01:19:29,455 --> 01:19:31,890
I deserve it sometimes.

1200
01:19:31,891 --> 01:19:34,891
Well, I know I can go
overboard sometimes.

1201
01:19:39,965 --> 01:19:42,965
But when the person that
you love more than anything

1202
01:19:43,536 --> 01:19:46,536
tells you
that you suck, it...

1203
01:19:49,342 --> 01:19:52,342
If you want me to do the
Miss Blue Bonnet pageant, I will.

1204
01:19:53,079 --> 01:19:56,079
No, no, no, no.
We're way past that.

1205
01:19:56,215 --> 01:19:59,215
No, it's not a big deal.
I mean, we already got the dress.

1206
01:20:04,757 --> 01:20:07,757
Don't do it for me.

1207
01:20:08,227 --> 01:20:10,695
Fine, I'll do it
for myself.

1208
01:20:17,870 --> 01:20:20,705
Look who's back.

1209
01:20:20,706 --> 01:20:23,706
Hi.

1210
01:20:29,281 --> 01:20:32,281
Glad you're safe.

1211
01:20:33,386 --> 01:20:36,386
I shouldn't have said
those things to you.

1212
01:20:40,092 --> 01:20:43,092
Already forgotten, kiddo.

1213
01:20:52,071 --> 01:20:55,071
She's trying to
look pathetic on purpose.

1214
01:20:59,044 --> 01:21:02,044
How long you gonna
hold onto that grudge?

1215
01:21:12,158 --> 01:21:15,158
Thanks.

1216
01:21:16,629 --> 01:21:19,264
Pash, I'm sorry.
You see, I just...

1217
01:21:19,265 --> 01:21:20,832
Come on.

1218
01:21:20,833 --> 01:21:23,833
I'm sorry.

1219
01:21:25,171 --> 01:21:28,006
I'm really sorry.

1220
01:21:28,007 --> 01:21:31,007
I know.

1221
01:21:31,110 --> 01:21:33,611
Just keep...
Keep saying it.

1222
01:21:33,612 --> 01:21:34,746
Yeah.

1223
01:21:34,747 --> 01:21:36,181
Over and over
again, please.

1224
01:21:36,182 --> 01:21:39,182
Yeah, I will.
I'll keep it up.

1225
01:21:40,186 --> 01:21:41,419
So what happened?

1226
01:21:41,420 --> 01:21:44,420
God. I just feel
like such...

1227
01:21:45,357 --> 01:21:48,357
I'm stupid. I'm just...
I feel so stupid for falling for it.

1228
01:21:51,464 --> 01:21:54,464
Yeah, that's why I like a
good fondling, you know?

1229
01:21:54,533 --> 01:21:57,435
It's so much simpler.

1230
01:21:57,436 --> 01:22:00,436
Well, while you were
off gallivanting, I...

1231
01:22:03,709 --> 01:22:06,709
I got some news.

1232
01:22:07,146 --> 01:22:09,380
What... What... What's...

1233
01:22:09,381 --> 01:22:12,381
I got into some colleges.

1234
01:22:12,885 --> 01:22:14,052
Wow!

1235
01:22:14,053 --> 01:22:16,354
My parents want me
to go to Johns Hopkins,

1236
01:22:16,355 --> 01:22:19,355
but I think I'm
gonna go to Columbia.

1237
01:22:20,793 --> 01:22:23,793
I know. I'm gonna see what it's like
to live in New York for a little while.

1238
01:22:24,964 --> 01:22:27,964
That's amazing.

1239
01:22:33,339 --> 01:22:36,339
Do you still have
his stupid jacket?

1240
01:22:45,050 --> 01:22:47,318
Did he turn into
a handsome prince?

1241
01:22:47,319 --> 01:22:49,587
No, he stayed a Birdman.

1242
01:22:49,588 --> 01:22:52,588
But the worst part is,
he's actually a good kisser.

1243
01:22:54,426 --> 01:22:56,094
Really good.

1244
01:22:56,095 --> 01:22:58,263
Congratulations
are in order.

1245
01:22:58,264 --> 01:23:01,264
Uh, no. Let's not
encourage this.

1246
01:23:02,101 --> 01:23:04,335
I like Birdman.
He's nice.

1247
01:23:04,336 --> 01:23:07,336
Hey, Bliss. Somebody on the
phone for you. A Maggie Mayhem?

1248
01:23:09,241 --> 01:23:10,375
Well, look at you.

1249
01:23:10,376 --> 01:23:11,442
I got a makeover.

1250
01:23:11,443 --> 01:23:14,443
Yes, you did.

1251
01:23:18,117 --> 01:23:19,384
Hello.

1252
01:23:19,385 --> 01:23:20,785
Ruthless,
it's the championship.

1253
01:23:20,786 --> 01:23:23,254
Don't even tell me
you can't make it.

1254
01:23:23,255 --> 01:23:24,889
I can't.

1255
01:23:24,890 --> 01:23:27,890
Is it her mom? Let me talk
to her. I'll knock her out.

1256
01:23:29,261 --> 01:23:32,096
Just tell your mom
it's important.

1257
01:23:32,097 --> 01:23:34,933
The pageant is the same day
as the game, and I can't.

1258
01:23:34,934 --> 01:23:37,934
Well, you have to try harder and you
have to make it work. We need you.

1259
01:23:38,304 --> 01:23:39,804
Let me talk to her mom.
Bye.

1260
01:23:39,805 --> 01:23:42,805
I'll kick her in her...

1261
01:23:42,875 --> 01:23:45,875
You're selling out.

1262
01:24:00,726 --> 01:24:03,394
"Babe Ruthless. "

1263
01:24:03,395 --> 01:24:05,663
...a classic
move in derby.

1264
01:24:05,664 --> 01:24:08,664
Babe and Maggie go for the whip,
and it's effective.

1265
01:24:08,801 --> 01:24:11,801
Nothing gives you speed like a whip.
Look at Ruthless fly.

1266
01:24:22,948 --> 01:24:25,249
Excuse me, ladies.

1267
01:24:25,250 --> 01:24:28,250
I'm looking for Maggie,
Maggie Mayhem.

1268
01:24:33,525 --> 01:24:36,525
Good pageant, y'all.

1269
01:24:38,864 --> 01:24:41,864
Love the dress, Amber.

1270
01:24:44,937 --> 01:24:47,705
We'll have to break through.
I know.

1271
01:24:47,706 --> 01:24:50,706
What time is it?

1272
01:24:51,710 --> 01:24:54,545
Your gown is custom, huh?
Yeah.

1273
01:24:54,546 --> 01:24:56,881
It's beautiful.

1274
01:24:56,882 --> 01:24:59,882
Thanks.

1275
01:25:00,052 --> 01:25:03,052
Your dress is nice,
too, Amber.

1276
01:25:04,390 --> 01:25:07,390
Hey.
Hey.

1277
01:25:07,526 --> 01:25:10,526
We need to talk.

1278
01:25:14,633 --> 01:25:16,734
Ma'am, put down
the lip gloss.

1279
01:25:16,735 --> 01:25:18,236
Step away from the mirror.

1280
01:25:20,539 --> 01:25:23,539
What are you all doing
here? Are you... Hey, man.

1281
01:25:23,642 --> 01:25:25,243
You're just springing
this on me now?

1282
01:25:25,244 --> 01:25:26,844
I know the timing sucks,

1283
01:25:26,845 --> 01:25:29,080
but I've been thinking. You
know, I'm not so bothered

1284
01:25:29,081 --> 01:25:31,149
by her playing
this roller derby.

1285
01:25:31,150 --> 01:25:32,717
in fact, I think
it's kind of neat.

1286
01:25:32,718 --> 01:25:35,718
I went on the website, they got
Blisster's pictures all over.

1287
01:25:35,721 --> 01:25:37,588
And it looks like they're
having a ton of fun.

1288
01:25:37,589 --> 01:25:40,589
Earl, we just spent a lot of
money on a custom-made gown,

1289
01:25:42,027 --> 01:25:44,595
and you want her
to just up and quit?

1290
01:25:44,596 --> 01:25:47,098
Yeah, but her team is in
the league championships.

1291
01:25:47,099 --> 01:25:48,933
The game's tonight.

1292
01:25:48,934 --> 01:25:51,934
$800, Earl.

1293
01:25:55,374 --> 01:25:58,374
I can take
losing the money.

1294
01:25:58,444 --> 01:26:01,444
I cannot take losing the chance
for our kid to be happy.

1295
01:26:04,583 --> 01:26:06,851
I love her.
Yeah, she looks nice.

1296
01:26:06,852 --> 01:26:08,386
Really sweet.
- Bliss.

1297
01:26:08,387 --> 01:26:09,787
You guys gotta
hide, my mom's coming.

1298
01:26:09,788 --> 01:26:12,788
Bliss. Seriously.
You guys have to hide.

1299
01:26:13,358 --> 01:26:14,892
Hey.

1300
01:26:14,893 --> 01:26:16,394
Bliss.

1301
01:26:16,395 --> 01:26:19,395
Your daddy is about to come in here
and tell you that he thinks it's okay

1302
01:26:19,631 --> 01:26:22,631
for you to go off
and play roller derby.

1303
01:26:23,368 --> 01:26:25,203
I don't agree.
Mom.

1304
01:26:25,204 --> 01:26:28,204
When you told me that you weren't
doing the Miss Blue Bonnet for me,

1305
01:26:30,576 --> 01:26:33,576
did you mean it?

1306
01:26:42,154 --> 01:26:45,154
Well, good luck.

1307
01:27:03,776 --> 01:27:06,776
Come on, ladies.
What are we waiting for?

1308
01:27:07,913 --> 01:27:09,847
Ready to play.

1309
01:27:09,848 --> 01:27:12,848
Okay.

1310
01:27:15,187 --> 01:27:18,187
Wait. One more thing.

1311
01:27:21,193 --> 01:27:24,193
Yeah. Come on, let's go.
- Good luck, Amber.

1312
01:27:24,363 --> 01:27:27,363
Step it up.

1313
01:27:31,770 --> 01:27:34,105
That's when...

1314
01:27:34,106 --> 01:27:37,106
Hi.

1315
01:27:38,644 --> 01:27:40,878
I got it.

1316
01:27:40,879 --> 01:27:43,648
We just got back into town.
I came straight over.

1317
01:27:43,649 --> 01:27:46,649
I probably still smell
like the van. But...

1318
01:27:48,287 --> 01:27:51,287
I went on your website and saw
some girl wearing my Stryper T-shirt.

1319
01:27:51,890 --> 01:27:54,125
Oh, that girl...

1320
01:27:54,126 --> 01:27:56,527
She just climbed
into our van,

1321
01:27:56,528 --> 01:27:59,528
threw on your shirt.
She was an idiot.

1322
01:28:00,799 --> 01:28:03,568
You know, I don't
wanna be this girl.

1323
01:28:03,569 --> 01:28:05,636
What girl?

1324
01:28:05,637 --> 01:28:08,637
I don't wanna be the girl
that has to stand here

1325
01:28:10,475 --> 01:28:13,475
and hear about what didn't
happen between you and some idiot.

1326
01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:17,680
You don't. And this is bullshit, anyway.
I didn't cheat on you.

1327
01:28:20,652 --> 01:28:23,652
But you never
called, okay?

1328
01:28:24,189 --> 01:28:25,590
Okay.

1329
01:28:25,591 --> 01:28:28,591
I know I should've called, but there
was no privacy in the van.

1330
01:28:28,994 --> 01:28:31,994
And then I got
your message and...

1331
01:28:38,770 --> 01:28:41,770
I would've called.

1332
01:28:42,841 --> 01:28:45,841
My mom wants
her shirt back.

1333
01:28:52,451 --> 01:28:55,353
That's right, I'm back.

1334
01:28:55,354 --> 01:28:57,688
Thanks a lot for outing me.
That was a class move.

1335
01:28:57,689 --> 01:29:00,689
I didn't out you.
I never said a word.

1336
01:29:01,226 --> 01:29:02,960
I was just
messing with you.

1337
01:29:02,961 --> 01:29:04,962
I don't wanna beat
your ass with rumors.

1338
01:29:04,963 --> 01:29:07,963
I wanna beat your ass on
the track with my skates.

1339
01:29:09,067 --> 01:29:11,769
It is
happening tonight, folks.

1340
01:29:11,770 --> 01:29:13,971
There they are,
the coaches shaking hands,

1341
01:29:13,972 --> 01:29:15,706
being nice and diplomatic

1342
01:29:15,707 --> 01:29:18,707
right before the craziest match that
we will ever see here.

1343
01:29:20,279 --> 01:29:22,980
Oh, I love it, Austin.

1344
01:29:22,981 --> 01:29:24,282
That's right,
ladies and gentlemen,

1345
01:29:24,283 --> 01:29:27,051
we're talking about the
one and only Iron Maven

1346
01:29:27,052 --> 01:29:30,052
versus the upstart from the heart
of Texas, Babe Ruthless.

1347
01:29:32,491 --> 01:29:33,758
Yes.

1348
01:29:36,828 --> 01:29:39,163
Our jammers,
Ruthless versus Maven

1349
01:29:39,164 --> 01:29:42,164
head-to-head,
the teams, two top stars.

1350
01:29:43,001 --> 01:29:44,335
As they approach
the pack,

1351
01:29:44,336 --> 01:29:47,138
Ruthless seems to be having
an easier time finding an opening,

1352
01:29:47,139 --> 01:29:50,139
slithering through like a
proverbial snake in the grass.

1353
01:29:51,576 --> 01:29:54,512
There's Babe Ruthless,
Iron Maven, neck and neck.

1354
01:29:54,513 --> 01:29:57,513
They've been after each other
the whole time. Oh!

1355
01:29:58,183 --> 01:29:59,951
That's a hip check
right there.

1356
01:29:59,952 --> 01:30:01,953
You don't see Maven
taken down like that too often.

1357
01:30:01,954 --> 01:30:04,355
Did you see that?
Call it.

1358
01:30:04,356 --> 01:30:06,090
That was illegal. What are
you talking about?

1359
01:30:06,091 --> 01:30:07,191
It's a clean hit.

1360
01:30:07,192 --> 01:30:09,360
That was illegal.
Just call that shit.

1361
01:30:09,361 --> 01:30:12,196
Calm her down.

1362
01:30:12,197 --> 01:30:14,632
I'll show you ruthless,
Ruthless.

1363
01:30:17,102 --> 01:30:18,703
It's the
second quarter. folks.

1364
01:30:18,704 --> 01:30:21,704
We got Babe Ruthless jamming against
the Rollers, Jackie Daniels.

1365
01:30:25,143 --> 01:30:27,345
Finally, I made it
to the promised lands.

1366
01:30:27,346 --> 01:30:30,346
Okay, don't embarrass me
now that you're here, all right?

1367
01:30:30,549 --> 01:30:33,549
Never.

1368
01:30:34,219 --> 01:30:37,219
Go, Bliss. Go!

1369
01:30:37,322 --> 01:30:39,190
Go, Babe Ruthless!

1370
01:30:39,191 --> 01:30:41,225
Go!

1371
01:30:41,226 --> 01:30:42,626
Babe Ruthless
coming in to the pack,

1372
01:30:42,627 --> 01:30:44,161
but she's having
trouble getting out.

1373
01:30:44,162 --> 01:30:47,162
That tiny pipsqueak finds a hole,
but not as fast as Jackie Daniels

1374
01:30:47,966 --> 01:30:50,501
breaks out of the pack,
becomes the lead jammer.

1375
01:30:50,502 --> 01:30:53,502
Rollers just picked up four more points,
bringing the score 24-11,

1376
01:30:54,573 --> 01:30:56,407
Rollers in the lead.

1377
01:30:57,542 --> 01:30:59,744
Slaya takes down Smashley.

1378
01:30:59,745 --> 01:31:01,645
Oh, but the Mansons
grab those wings

1379
01:31:01,646 --> 01:31:04,646
and Smashley flies after Slaya
like a bat out of hell.

1380
01:31:08,020 --> 01:31:10,421
You just
clothesline me, man.

1381
01:31:13,425 --> 01:31:16,425
Princess Slaya,
feeling the force now.

1382
01:31:18,563 --> 01:31:21,563
That's gonna hurt tomorrow
in a galaxy far, far away.

1383
01:31:22,701 --> 01:31:24,702
Listen. You play smart,
stay aggressive.

1384
01:31:24,703 --> 01:31:26,937
Don't leave any holes for them to
slip through, all right?

1385
01:31:26,938 --> 01:31:29,607
Bliss, this may be time
for Play Number 4.

1386
01:31:29,608 --> 01:31:32,608
LBJ. Knock them out.

1387
01:31:34,613 --> 01:31:37,048
Coach Razor throws Ruthless in
the jammer's seat

1388
01:31:37,049 --> 01:31:38,749
as she makes her way
through the pack.

1389
01:31:38,750 --> 01:31:41,750
Look, she gets a hand from
Bloody Holly and slingshots out front.

1390
01:31:41,953 --> 01:31:43,120
This could be big.

1391
01:31:43,121 --> 01:31:46,121
And one of the Manson sisters sends
Maven hard into the rail.

1392
01:31:47,626 --> 01:31:50,626
Maven can yell all she wants,
but she can't hear you.

1393
01:31:52,564 --> 01:31:55,564
No, seriously, she can't hear you.
She's deaf. So...

1394
01:31:58,136 --> 01:32:01,136
I'll tell you what. The Holy Rollers have
got to lay some hits on Ruthless

1395
01:32:01,740 --> 01:32:03,707
if they're gonna have
any hopes of stopping her,

1396
01:32:03,708 --> 01:32:06,708
otherwise she's
just too quick.

1397
01:32:08,146 --> 01:32:11,146
All the Scouts dive-bombing
the Rollers, clearing the path.

1398
01:32:11,650 --> 01:32:14,650
Not one schoolgirl
left standing.

1399
01:32:15,654 --> 01:32:18,222
But we are tied as we
go into the half-time.

1400
01:32:18,223 --> 01:32:21,223
Ladies and gentlemen,
that was a game-changing down.

1401
01:32:33,405 --> 01:32:35,506
Okay, Razor,
what's next? Tell us what to do.

1402
01:32:35,507 --> 01:32:38,507
We're gonna run Play Number 7,
Rose of San Antone.

1403
01:32:38,844 --> 01:32:40,478
Hey, Smashley,
if the play was called Bong Water,

1404
01:32:40,479 --> 01:32:42,913
would you be paying
attention right now?

1405
01:32:42,914 --> 01:32:45,282
You know what, I'm taking you
out and putting Ruthless in.

1406
01:32:45,283 --> 01:32:48,283
No. My head
is in the game.

1407
01:32:49,588 --> 01:32:52,588
Then get out there
and prove me wrong.

1408
01:33:00,699 --> 01:33:03,033
Slaya hip-checks
Smashley into the rail.

1409
01:33:03,034 --> 01:33:05,803
She's up and over
and she's crowd surfing.

1410
01:33:05,804 --> 01:33:08,205
And Smashley Simpson
is back on the track.

1411
01:33:08,206 --> 01:33:10,474
Slaya and Smashley have been
at this all season, folks.

1412
01:33:10,475 --> 01:33:13,475
And it looks like Smashley
is speeding towards revenge.

1413
01:33:14,679 --> 01:33:15,779
I hope the medic is ready

1414
01:33:15,780 --> 01:33:18,780
'cause it looks like Slaya's about to
get a rainbow special.

1415
01:33:19,284 --> 01:33:22,219
This game's about
to get ugly, folks.

1416
01:33:22,220 --> 01:33:23,888
Wait, I don't
believe this,

1417
01:33:23,889 --> 01:33:26,889
Smashley goes for the points
instead of the beatdown...

1418
01:33:27,225 --> 01:33:30,225
That is for you, Razor!
... and picks up four for her team.

1419
01:33:32,230 --> 01:33:35,230
Okay, we're running Play Number 10,
Pi�ce de r�sistance.

1420
01:33:35,667 --> 01:33:37,401
Get back out there
and win it.

1421
01:33:37,402 --> 01:33:40,402
All right.

1422
01:33:40,805 --> 01:33:43,805
Let's go, you know what
to do. Get you some.

1423
01:33:44,209 --> 01:33:45,743
The game's still
too close to call,

1424
01:33:45,744 --> 01:33:47,878
but the Scouts may have some tricks
up their sleeves.

1425
01:33:47,879 --> 01:33:50,247
Looks like they're forming a wall.
Kaboom!

1426
01:33:50,248 --> 01:33:53,248
The entire Rollers team is
down as Ruthless flies through.

1427
01:33:55,520 --> 01:33:57,922
Wait, out of nowhere,
Jackie Daniels...

1428
01:34:26,284 --> 01:34:29,284
She's okay. She's okay.
That little munchkin's a trouper.

1429
01:34:29,788 --> 01:34:31,088
Give it up, folks.

1430
01:34:40,398 --> 01:34:43,300
Let's remember that derby
is a brutal sport.

1431
01:34:43,301 --> 01:34:46,136
We've seen our fair share
of sprained ankles and broken bones,

1432
01:34:46,137 --> 01:34:48,205
fishnet burns
and black eyes.

1433
01:34:50,275 --> 01:34:52,476
It's the final jam.

1434
01:34:52,477 --> 01:34:54,979
Two points
deciding Austin's fate.

1435
01:34:54,980 --> 01:34:57,980
Let me hear you, folks.
Give it up for these girls.

1436
01:34:59,584 --> 01:35:02,486
It's Iron Maven
versus Babe Ruthless.

1437
01:35:02,487 --> 01:35:04,788
Would you have it
any other way?

1438
01:35:04,789 --> 01:35:07,789
The Mansons play Maven
in the middle of a patented cage move.

1439
01:35:09,628 --> 01:35:11,996
They're calling for the whip, and
they just might get what they want.

1440
01:35:11,997 --> 01:35:14,997
They got it.

1441
01:35:21,573 --> 01:35:24,573
Go, Maven.

1442
01:35:24,976 --> 01:35:26,143
Ruthless gets out first.

1443
01:35:26,144 --> 01:35:28,145
And now as she gets a hand
from Bloody Holly...

1444
01:35:28,146 --> 01:35:31,146
No, Maven sneaks out from the
inside and is heading for the lead.

1445
01:35:31,349 --> 01:35:34,349
But wait, the Manson sisters
line up. A double leg whip.

1446
01:35:51,169 --> 01:35:54,169
Ruthless is surging ahead.
She can taste the victory.

1447
01:35:54,939 --> 01:35:57,041
But no.

1448
01:35:57,042 --> 01:35:58,509
That's it.

1449
01:35:58,510 --> 01:36:01,510
Iron Maven brings
down the anvil.

1450
01:36:01,546 --> 01:36:04,481
The Holy Rollers
remain undefeated

1451
01:36:04,482 --> 01:36:07,351
and are league champions
yet again.

1452
01:36:09,854 --> 01:36:12,854
The Holy Rollers
are champs.

1453
01:36:14,059 --> 01:36:17,059
Undefeated three years
in a row, Unbelievable.

1454
01:36:18,496 --> 01:36:20,798
What a game.

1455
01:36:20,799 --> 01:36:23,734
You gotta take your hat off to
both teams, ladies and gentlemen.

1456
01:36:23,735 --> 01:36:26,735
As for the Hurl Scouts,
there's always next year.

1457
01:36:28,640 --> 01:36:31,640
But this year it's a
three-peat for the Holy Rollers,

1458
01:36:32,344 --> 01:36:34,645
once again,
three-time champions.

1459
01:36:34,646 --> 01:36:35,879
I'm sorry, Razor.

1460
01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:38,880
Sorry, my ass.
You were great.

1461
01:36:38,917 --> 01:36:40,684
Still, who do they
love the most?

1462
01:36:40,685 --> 01:36:42,586
Did you see
that leg whip?

1463
01:36:42,587 --> 01:36:45,389
How about that jump
by Ruthless?

1464
01:36:45,390 --> 01:36:48,390
Smashley's dive
was hall of fame.

1465
01:36:49,260 --> 01:36:52,260
Yeah! Holy Rollers!

1466
01:36:54,766 --> 01:36:55,933
We did it.

1467
01:36:55,934 --> 01:36:58,535
We're Number 2.
We're Number 2.

1468
01:36:58,536 --> 01:36:59,870
We're Number 2.

1469
01:36:59,871 --> 01:37:02,439
We're Number 2.
We're Number 2.

1470
01:37:02,440 --> 01:37:04,274
Ladies, just seeing
you guys run the plays,

1471
01:37:04,275 --> 01:37:06,710
I can't tell you how good
that makes me feel. It's...

1472
01:37:06,711 --> 01:37:07,845
Razor,
are you gonna cry?

1473
01:37:07,846 --> 01:37:08,946
No, I'm not gonna cry.

1474
01:37:08,947 --> 01:37:11,682
It's just it's such
a long time coming.

1475
01:37:11,683 --> 01:37:14,683
I think he might cry.

1476
01:37:18,123 --> 01:37:19,223
Hurl Scouts on three.

1477
01:37:19,224 --> 01:37:22,224
One, two, three.
Hurl Scouts.

1478
01:37:42,147 --> 01:37:45,115
Nice jump, Evel Knievel.

1479
01:37:45,116 --> 01:37:46,450
Thanks.

1480
01:37:46,451 --> 01:37:49,451
Maybe I'll teach it
to you sometime.

1481
01:37:50,321 --> 01:37:53,321
Really?

1482
01:37:53,992 --> 01:37:56,992
Okay.

1483
01:38:15,413 --> 01:38:17,181
Listen, folks,
it's been another great year

1484
01:38:17,182 --> 01:38:18,849
at the Texas Roller
Derby League.

1485
01:38:18,850 --> 01:38:21,850
I've enjoyed the ever-loving shit
out of you. I hope you have, too.

1486
01:38:22,320 --> 01:38:25,320
Come out next year,
and we'll do it all over again.

1487
01:38:25,356 --> 01:38:28,125
And if you would, this is a
residential neighborhood,

1488
01:38:28,126 --> 01:38:30,594
so please don't be too loud
as you head out.

1489
01:38:30,595 --> 01:38:33,030
And whatever you do,
don't drink and drive.

1490
01:38:33,031 --> 01:38:35,132
All right,
thank you, Austin.

1491
01:38:35,133 --> 01:38:38,133
I love you.
I'm out of here.

1492
01:38:44,642 --> 01:38:47,642
This is your daughter's playing card.
Might wanna buy it.

1493
01:38:48,112 --> 01:38:49,880
Actually, how
much are these?

1494
01:38:49,881 --> 01:38:51,315
3.

1495
01:38:51,316 --> 01:38:54,316
3 each?
Yeah.

1496
01:38:54,486 --> 01:38:55,719
It's a piece
of cardboard.

1497
01:38:55,720 --> 01:38:57,054
Yeah, they support the...

1498
01:38:57,055 --> 01:39:00,055
How much for the shirt?
Earl.

1499
01:39:08,733 --> 01:39:11,733
I'll tell you what, kiddo, I've seen
some ballgames in my time,

1500
01:39:12,337 --> 01:39:15,337
but this...
This was even better.

1501
01:39:34,926 --> 01:39:37,926
I really didn't think
you were going to come.

1502
01:39:40,498 --> 01:39:43,498
I'm really glad you did.

1503
01:39:44,769 --> 01:39:47,769
That was scary.

1504
01:39:49,340 --> 01:39:51,608
I...

1505
01:39:51,609 --> 01:39:54,609
I can't change what
you're gonna do, can I?

1506
01:39:59,284 --> 01:40:02,284
Probably not.
I really wanna do this.

1507
01:40:04,289 --> 01:40:07,289
I want to move to Austin,

1508
01:40:07,692 --> 01:40:10,692
and I need to know
that you can accept that.

1509
01:40:13,464 --> 01:40:16,464
That's gonna be
a hard one.

1510
01:40:24,409 --> 01:40:26,810
in poetry, if... It has to be
midnight 'cause...

1511
01:40:26,811 --> 01:40:29,811
I know. Okay.

1512
01:40:36,621 --> 01:40:38,121
Hi, Mrs. Cavendar.

1513
01:40:38,122 --> 01:40:39,456
Hi, Amber.

1514
01:40:39,457 --> 01:40:40,757
I just wanted to
return the gown.

1515
01:40:40,758 --> 01:40:41,892
Thank you.

1516
01:40:41,893 --> 01:40:43,827
Oh, and Bliss left
this at her station.

1517
01:40:43,828 --> 01:40:45,495
I wasn't sure if
she still wanted it.

1518
01:40:45,496 --> 01:40:47,497
Thank you.

1519
01:40:47,498 --> 01:40:48,899
How did you do?

1520
01:40:48,900 --> 01:40:50,601
I came in second.

1521
01:40:50,602 --> 01:40:52,235
Good for you.

1522
01:40:52,236 --> 01:40:55,236
Bye.
Bye-bye.

1523
01:41:08,853 --> 01:41:11,853
"The person I admire most

1524
01:41:13,858 --> 01:41:16,858
"is my mother,
because she is a fighter

1525
01:41:17,996 --> 01:41:20,996
"who never gives up
on what she believes in

1526
01:41:21,799 --> 01:41:24,799
"and she never
gives up on me.

1527
01:41:25,203 --> 01:41:28,203
"Obviously, I would be delighted to
win the Blue Bonnet pageant.

1528
01:41:30,508 --> 01:41:33,508
"But knowing my mother
is proud of me

1529
01:41:37,281 --> 01:41:40,281
"means more than
any crown. "

1530
01:42:18,523 --> 01:42:20,490
Earl.

1531
01:42:20,491 --> 01:42:23,491
Ronny.

1532
01:43:06,604 --> 01:43:09,604
Wait. Turn the music up.

1533
01:43:11,576 --> 01:43:13,376
Roller derby
is not a crime,

1534
01:43:13,377 --> 01:43:16,377
Come on, man.
Roller derby is not a crime.

1535
01:43:25,823 --> 01:43:27,491
Lollipop,
lollipop...

1536
01:43:27,492 --> 01:43:29,259
Lollipop, lollipop...

1537
01:43:31,329 --> 01:43:34,329
Undefeated.

1538
01:43:42,006 --> 01:43:45,006
Ow!

1539
01:43:56,654 --> 01:43:58,355
How do I get out?

1540
01:43:58,356 --> 01:44:00,490
There we go.

1541
01:44:00,491 --> 01:44:03,491
Get out. I can't do it.
Do it for me.

1542
01:44:16,007 --> 01:44:18,475
Female Fight Club!
Okay, all right.

1543
01:44:26,217 --> 01:44:28,351
I love you.
Oh, I love you.

1544
01:44:28,352 --> 01:44:30,220
Some of the busiest rhymes
ever made by man

1545
01:44:30,221 --> 01:44:32,055
Are going into this mike
Written by this hand

1546
01:44:32,056 --> 01:44:34,191
Are coming out of this mouth
Made by this tongue

1547
01:44:34,192 --> 01:44:35,625
I'll tell you now
My name is Young

1548
01:44:35,626 --> 01:44:37,661
So you think that it's your destiny
to get the best of me

1549
01:44:37,662 --> 01:44:38,995
But I suggest
to be quiet, bro

1550
01:44:38,996 --> 01:44:40,530
Don't even try it
from the east and west of me

1551
01:44:40,531 --> 01:44:43,400
Taking it and never breaking
it or even shaking it

1552
01:44:43,401 --> 01:44:46,401
Hey, inbreeders, you're
supposed to leave a tip.

1553
01:44:55,012 --> 01:44:58,012
If Jack Black was working here...
Is it Jack White?

1554
01:44:58,683 --> 01:45:01,683
He's sexy.
I like Jack Black.

1555
01:45:01,752 --> 01:45:04,254
Here you go, baby. You have
as much of that as you want.

1556
01:45:04,255 --> 01:45:07,255
Okay.

1557
01:45:08,259 --> 01:45:10,927
It's just so funny.

1558
01:45:12,363 --> 01:45:15,363
Hey.

1559
01:45:15,700 --> 01:45:18,700
Fishnets and
sexy nicknames.

1560
01:45:19,370 --> 01:45:21,771
I gotta make no errors,
mistakes or blunders

1561
01:45:21,772 --> 01:45:23,673
It's like a wedding
Let no man put asunder

1562
01:45:23,674 --> 01:45:25,542
My name is Young MC
I like to rock mike well

1563
01:45:25,543 --> 01:45:27,611
'Cause when I get up on the mike
I just release my spell

1564
01:45:27,612 --> 01:45:30,612
And I can do it 'cause I got
know-how, You know I'm saying?

1565
01:45:33,117 --> 01:45:36,117
I got know-how

1566
01:45:44,362 --> 01:45:47,362
Ow! Ow!

1567
01:45:50,101 --> 01:45:53,101
I found
the greatest love

1568
01:45:57,208 --> 01:46:00,208
Of all's inside of me

1569
01:46:13,624 --> 01:46:16,426
Here it comes

1570
01:46:16,427 --> 01:46:19,427
Guess for years
I have tried to calm

1571
01:46:21,165 --> 01:46:24,165
What's inside me
but something's wrong

1572
01:46:26,337 --> 01:46:29,337
I don't know what to say

1573
01:46:29,440 --> 01:46:32,440
To give me away

1574
01:46:32,443 --> 01:46:35,443
The dream's the same

1575
01:46:35,579 --> 01:46:38,579
I'm alone on
a moving train

1576
01:46:40,351 --> 01:46:43,351
Wake up here
and I can't complain

1577
01:46:45,589 --> 01:46:48,589
And there's the first mistake
I tried not to make

1578
01:46:51,862 --> 01:46:54,862
Next time around
that's a habit to break

1579
01:46:55,967 --> 01:46:58,967
When I turn 28

1580
01:46:59,770 --> 01:47:02,770
Things are all gonna be great

1581
01:47:03,207 --> 01:47:05,875
At 28

1582
01:47:05,876 --> 01:47:08,876
So don't sit so close

1583
01:47:09,213 --> 01:47:12,213
Can't you see
that I'm already yours?

1584
01:47:14,185 --> 01:47:17,185
Every day I've been
living indoors

1585
01:47:19,523 --> 01:47:22,292
Tell them I was brave

1586
01:47:22,293 --> 01:47:25,293
Tell yourself the same

1587
01:47:25,496 --> 01:47:28,496
Tell everyone that I plan
to go straight

1588
01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:32,400
When I turn 28

1589
01:47:33,371 --> 01:47:36,371
Things are all gonna be great

1590
01:47:36,907 --> 01:47:39,907
At 28

1591
01:47:40,711 --> 01:47:43,711
Oh, 28

1592
01:47:45,916 --> 01:47:48,916
They say that I will
get used to the change

1593
01:47:50,087 --> 01:47:53,087
But I can't keep my eyes
on the page

1594
01:47:54,358 --> 01:47:57,358
Shouldn't be writing
these songs at my age

1595
01:48:01,265 --> 01:48:04,265
The candle's lit

1596
01:48:04,268 --> 01:48:07,268
Waiting patient
for me to sit

1597
01:48:09,073 --> 01:48:12,073
But none of last year's
clothes still fit

1598
01:48:13,844 --> 01:48:16,844
And I keep waiting for you
to enter the room

1599
01:48:20,618 --> 01:48:23,618
I made my wish then
to give it to you

1600
01:48:24,855 --> 01:48:27,855
When I turn 28

1601
01:48:28,559 --> 01:48:31,559
Things are all gonna be great

1602
01:48:32,129 --> 01:48:35,129
At 28

1603
01:48:36,434 --> 01:48:39,434
At 28

1604
01:48:39,804 --> 01:48:42,804
Tell everyone that
they'll just have to wait

1605
01:48:43,941 --> 01:48:46,941
When I turn 29

1606
01:48:47,645 --> 01:48:50,645
Things are all gonna be fine

1607
01:48:51,449 --> 01:48:54,449
At 29

1608
01:49:07,765 --> 01:49:10,765
You ask me
if there'll come a time

1609
01:49:12,636 --> 01:49:15,636
When I'll grow
tired of you

1610
01:49:17,441 --> 01:49:20,441
Never my love

1611
01:49:22,313 --> 01:49:25,313
Never my love

1612
01:49:27,251 --> 01:49:30,251
You wonder
if this heart of mine

1613
01:49:31,989 --> 01:49:34,989
Will lose
its desire for you

1614
01:49:36,994 --> 01:49:39,994
Never my love

1615
01:49:41,765 --> 01:49:44,765
Never my love

1616
01:49:46,637 --> 01:49:49,637
What makes you think
love will end

1617
01:49:49,874 --> 01:49:52,375
When you know
that my whole life

1618
01:49:52,376 --> 01:49:55,376
Depends on you