1 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:41,624 ## [Whistling] 2 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:45,586 [Pencil Scribbling Rapidly] 3 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:48,506 ## [Whistling Continues] 4 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:08,985 [Man Narrating] This is a story of boy meets girl. 5 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:16,743 The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, 6 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:19,662 grew up believing that he'd never truly be happy... 7 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,873 until the day he met "the one." 8 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:27,007 This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music... 9 00:01:27,196 --> 00:01:29,672 and a total misreading of the movie The Graduate. 10 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:32,091 [Dustin Hoffman On TV] Elaine! Elaine! 11 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:35,178 [Narrator] The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan 12 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,513 did not share this belief. 13 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:41,142 Since the disintegration of her parents marriage 14 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,478 she'd only loved two things. 15 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:46,689 The first was her long dark hair. 16 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,859 The second was how easily she could cut it off... 17 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,903 and feel nothing. 18 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:56,282 Tom meets Summer on January 8. 19 00:01:56,366 --> 00:02:00,620 He knows almost immediately she's who he's been searching for. 20 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:05,166 This is a story of boy meets girl. 21 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,294 But you should know up front 22 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:10,379 this is not a love story. 23 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:19,514 # They made a statue of us # 24 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:24,936 # And put it on a mountaintop # 25 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:30,566 # Now tourists come and stare at us # 26 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,403 # Blow bubbles with their gum # 27 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,739 # Take photographs of fun # 28 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,783 # Have fun # 29 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,624 # They'll name a city after us # 30 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:52,380 # And later say it's all our fault # 31 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:59,387 # Then they'll give us a talking to # 32 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:03,558 # 'Cause they've got years of experience # 33 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:07,270 ## [Vocalizing] 34 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:10,731 # Living in a den of thieves # 35 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:16,153 # Rummaging for answers in the pages # 36 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,698 ## [Vocalizing] 37 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:22,201 # Living in a den of thieves # 38 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:30,710 # And it's contagious # 39 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,588 # And it's contagious ## 40 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,173 ## [Vocalizing] 41 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,505 [Beeps] [Buzzes] 42 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,261 We didn't know who else to call. 43 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,472 It's Amanda Heller all over again. 44 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,515 You did the right thing. 45 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:31,520 [Sighs] Now where is he? 46 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,689 [Plate Shatters] 47 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,278 Thomas. 48 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:43,282 Rachel. What are you doing here? 49 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,868 I'm here to help you. - Help me how? 50 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,204 First' put down the plate. 51 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,666 Drink this. 52 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,127 - What is that? - Vodka. 53 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,421 Um' does Mom know that you're here? 54 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:01,008 'Cause it's probably past 10:00. [Sighs] - Don't worry about it. 55 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:05,763 Just start from the beginning, and tell us what happened. 56 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,516 [Tom Narrating] Things were going so well. 57 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,613 Then what? 58 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,824 I think we should stop seeing each other. 59 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,076 Just like that? - Just like that. 60 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,997 - Did she say why? - I mean' this thing- what are we doing? 61 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,165 I mean, is this normal? 62 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,210 Norm- I- I don't know. I don't care. I'm happy. Aren't you happy? 63 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,004 You're happy? - You're not? 64 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,923 All we do is argue. - That is bullshit. 65 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,591 Maybe she was just in a bad mood. 66 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,677 Yeah, maybe like a- a hormonal thing. 67 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,388 - P.M.S? - What do you know about P.M.S? 68 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:50,808 - More than you' Tom. - Then what happened? 69 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,893 This can't come as a total surprise to you. 70 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,396 I mean, we've been like Sid and Nancy for months now. 71 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,358 Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy... seven times with a kitchen knife. 72 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:04,739 I- I mean, we have some disagreements, but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious. 73 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,908 No. I'm Sid. 74 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:10,244 Oh, so I'm Nancy? 75 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:17,877 Let's just eat, and we'll talk about it later. 76 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,713 Mmm. That is good. 77 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,382 I'm really glad we did this. 78 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,593 I love these pancakes. 79 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,430 What? 80 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:33,142 Tom, don't go. You're still my best friend! 81 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,896 - Jesus. - You've broken up with girls before. 82 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,564 Yes. 83 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,399 And girls have broken up with you before. 84 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:41,692 This is different. - Why? 85 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:42,818 'Cause it's Summer. 86 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,696 So you'll-you'll meet somebody new. 87 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:48,783 Point is, you're the best guy I know. You'll get over her. 88 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:51,535 I think it's kind of like how they say. There's, uh- 89 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,537 There's plenty of other fish in the sea. 90 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:56,082 No. - They- They say that. 91 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,167 Well, they're lying. 92 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,837 I don't want to get over her. 93 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,341 I want to get her back. 94 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:08,928 [Man] Maybe playing it safe is the wrong approach. 95 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,930 The nuclear family is dead' 96 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,724 and we need a new holiday that recognizes that. 97 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,810 May 21 st. 98 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,397 Other Mother's Day. 99 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:23,984 Thank you. 100 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:27,446 I'd say we've got some potential here. What do you think, Hansen? 101 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:30,366 Could you write up some prototypes for these? 102 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,119 Uh' Mr. Vance, there's a telephone call for you on line three. 103 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:37,832 Oh. Thank you. Uh' everyone, this is Summer, my new assistant. 104 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,167 Summer just moved here from- 105 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,753 Michigan. - Right. Michigan. Right. 106 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:45,131 Uh, Summer, everyone. 107 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:48,300 Everyone, Summer. Excuse me. I have to take this. 108 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,179 It's nice to meet you all. 109 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:56,142 [Narrator] There's only two kinds of people in the world. 110 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,352 There's women, and there's men. 111 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:02,648 Summer Finn was a woman. 112 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:06,402 Height, average. Weight, average. 113 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,488 Shoe size, slightly above average. 114 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,574 For all intents and purposes, 115 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,702 Summer Finn, just another girl. 116 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,704 Except she wasn't. 117 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,248 To wit, in 1998, 118 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,251 Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band Belle and Sebastian... 119 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,253 in her high school yearbook. 120 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,964 "Color my life with the chaos of trouble." 121 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,924 This spike in Michigan sales of their album... 122 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,177 The Boy with the Arab Strap... 123 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,679 continues to puzzle industry analysts. 124 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:37,683 Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze during her sophomore year... 125 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:41,687 coincided with an inexplicable 212% increase in revenue. 126 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:42,855 [Dings] 127 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:45,024 Every apartment Summer rented... 128 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:49,904 was offered at an average rate of 9.2% below market value. 129 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,489 And her round-trip commute to work... 130 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:56,076 averaged 18.4 double takes per day. 131 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:58,913 It was a rare quality, this "Summer effect." 132 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:03,000 Rare, and yet something every postadoles cent male has encountered... 133 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,002 at least once in their lives. 134 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:09,173 For Tom Hans en to find it now in a city of 400,000 offices, 135 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:13,719 91,000 commercial buildings and 3.8 million people- 136 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,056 Well, that could only be explained by one thing: 137 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,099 fate. 138 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:24,855 [Man] Dude, I hear she's a bitch. 139 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,690 Really? 140 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:29,818 Yeah. Patel tried to talk to her in the copy room. She's totally not having it. 141 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,528 Maybe she was just in a hurry. 142 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,365 And maybe she's an uppity, "better than everyone" superskank. 143 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:39,703 Damn. I know. She's pretty hot. 144 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,830 That sucks. Why is it pretty girls... 145 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,333 think they can treat people like crap and get away with it? 146 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,502 Centuries of reinforcement. 147 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,089 [Scoffs] You know what? Screw her. I don't care. 148 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:52,591 If she wants to be that way, fine. 149 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,969 [Elevator Bell Dings] 150 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,054 ## [Headphones: Rock] 151 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,852 ## [Continues] 152 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:10,943 [Faint] # Driving in your car# [Elevator Whirring] 153 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:14,613 # Oh, please don't drop me home # 154 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,740 Smiths? 155 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,826 Hi. 156 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,831 I love the Smiths. Sorry? 157 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,874 I said I love the Smiths. 158 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,503 [Stammers] 159 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,547 You have- You have good taste in music. 160 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,632 You like the Smiths? - Yeah. 161 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:37,720 [Singing Along] # To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die # 162 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,431 I love 'em. [Elevator Bell Dings] 163 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,602 Holy shit. 164 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,361 There you go. Have another piece. 165 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,863 Ah. Drinks? 166 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,906 Arthur, did you get a piece? - Thanks. 167 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,242 Want one? Yeah. 168 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,620 Want one? - Mmm. 169 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,792 Summer, right? - Oh. Yeah. 170 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,503 Smiths fan. - Yeah. Tom. 171 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,922 Want some, uh, uh- 172 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:16,925 It's not champagne. I don't know what it is. - Sure. 173 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,428 So, how's it goin'? 174 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,472 Pretty good. You just moved here, right? 175 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,806 Mm-hmm. - When? 176 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,601 Saturday. - Oh, wow. 177 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,103 And, uh, what brought you? 178 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,565 Boredom mostly. 179 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,193 Wanted to try something new and exciting. - Mmm. 180 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:37,071 Well, clearly you've come to the right place. [Chuckles] 181 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,114 [Chuckles] 182 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:43,243 So, have you worked here long? - About three or four years. 183 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:46,330 Wow. You've... 184 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,624 always wanted to write greeting cards? [Chuckles] 185 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,626 No, I don't even want to do it now. 186 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,961 Well, you should do something else then. 187 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,256 Yeah. I studied to be an architect, actually. 188 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,343 You did? That's cool. What happened there? 189 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,513 It didn't work out. [Chuckles] 190 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,474 I needed a job, and here we are. 191 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,142 You any good? 192 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,604 Well, um, I wrote this one. 193 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,609 "Today you're a man. 194 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,569 Mazel tov on your bar mitzvah." 195 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,531 It's a big seller. I meant as an architect. 196 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:23,117 Yeah. 197 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,327 I doubt it. - Well, 198 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,372 you're a perfectly adequate greeting card writer. 199 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,166 Thank you. That was actually my nickname in college. 200 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,168 They called me "Perfectly Adequate" Hansen. 201 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,170 They used to call me Anal Girl. 202 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:42,177 I was very neat and organized. 203 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:48,475 Well, I should get back, so- Uh- 204 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,644 All right. See you later. 205 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,733 ## [Whistling] 206 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,062 [Paper Crumples, Thuds In Trash Can] 207 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:40,319 I don't know, man. I think it's official. 208 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:43,572 I'm in love with Summer. I love her smile. 209 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,867 I love her hair. I love her knees. 210 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,203 I love this heart-shaped birthmark she has on her neck. 211 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,789 I love the way she sometimes licks her lips before she talks. 212 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,584 I love the sound of her laugh. 213 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,753 I love the way she looks when she's sleeping. 214 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,755 ## [Pop] 215 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,757 # She's like the wind # 216 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,635 I love how I hear this song every- every time I think of her. 217 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,095 I love how she makes me feel. 218 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,097 Like- 219 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,309 Like anything's possible, or like- I don't know. Like- 220 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,812 Like life is worth it. 221 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,318 This is not good. 222 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,448 [Tom] She likes Magritte and Hopper. 223 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,034 And we talked about Bananafish for like 20 minutes. 224 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,078 We're so compatible, it's insane. 225 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:34,456 She's- well, she's not like I thought at all. She's amazing. 226 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,084 [Rachel] Oh, boy. - What? 227 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:41,922 Just 'cause some cute girl likes the same bizarro crap you do, 228 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,007 that doesn't make her your soul mate, Tom. 229 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,969 - [Male Voice] Red team wins! - What do you mean? 230 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,430 - It's off. - what? 231 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,432 - Me and Summer. - Was it ever on? 232 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,686 No, but it could have been, in a world where good things happen to me. 233 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,896 - Yeah, well, that's not really where we live. - No. 234 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,107 [Video Game Sounds] Lucky. 235 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,693 [Sighs] So, what happened? 236 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,736 All right. You ready? - Yeah. 237 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,781 So there we are. Nine more floors to ride, just me and her. 238 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,866 Hey, Summer. 239 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,952 Hi. 240 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,455 How was your weekend? 241 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,457 It was good. 242 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,293 Can you believe that shit? 243 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,378 I'm sorry. what shit? 244 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:25,299 - I think I missed something. - She said, "It was good." Emphasis on the "good." 245 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,885 She basically said she spent the weekend having sex with some guy she met at the gym. 246 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,054 Skank. Whatever. I'm over it. 247 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,974 What the hell is wrong with you? - She's not interested in me. 248 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,934 There's really nothing I can do about that. 249 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,395 Just because she said it was good? And some other things. 250 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,689 Like, did she say, uh, "hey" instead of "hi"? 251 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,735 I mean, 'cause you know that that- that means that she's a lesbian, right? 252 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,903 I gave her plenty of chances. 253 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:50,657 I'm going to the supply room. Do you guys need anything? 254 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,410 I think you know what I need. 255 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,041 Uh, toner. 256 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,168 Okay. Sure. No problem. 257 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,965 [Chuckles] 258 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,800 [Clicks] 259 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:14,723 ## [Rock] # Good times for a change # 260 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,643 # See, the luck I've had # [Volume Increases] 261 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:21,396 # Can make a good man turn bad # 262 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:26,777 # So, please, please, please # 263 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:30,530 # Let me, let me, let me # 264 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:33,950 # Let me get what I want ## [Clicks off] 265 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:38,080 Whatever, man. It's fine. I don't need this crap really. I just, you know- 266 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,249 I'm comfortable. I'm unhassled. 267 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,504 People don't realize this, but loneliness- 268 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,258 - It's underrated. - You could just ask her out. 269 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,345 Don't be stupid. 270 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:57,641 Hey. [Mouthing Words] 271 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:04,147 This Friday, all you can karaoke at the Mill. - No. 272 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,359 Come on. They're not gonna let you back in there after last time. 273 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,611 Ah, I wasn't that bad. 274 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,698 Dude, you threw up on the stage, you tried to fight the bartender... 275 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,658 and you threatened to burn the place down. 276 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,536 But I didn't burn the place down. - We're not going back there, man. 277 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:21,206 Look. It's not like that, okay? It's a work thing. The whole office is going. 278 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,792 I can't go, even if I wanted- You're not listening to me. 279 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:27,295 What? - The whole office is going. 280 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,007 [Chattering] 281 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:39,015 [Man] #Just like every cowboy # 282 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:43,061 # Sings a sad, sad song # 283 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:48,358 # Every rose has its thorn ## 284 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,360 Hi. - Hi. 285 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:53,238 They said you weren't coming. You asked if I was- 286 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,574 Goddamn. That song is brilliant! 287 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,659 What's up, Hansen? [Man] Summer. Summer- 288 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,203 That's me. Come on up. 289 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,539 You- [Applause] 290 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:07,502 Okay. I'm new, so no making fun of me. [Man] - Whoo! 291 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,921 Thanks, chief. ## [Pop] 292 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,965 Ah, thanks. - Yeah, man. 293 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,258 Cheers. 294 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,343 ## [Continues] 295 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:20,724 # I got some troubles but they won't last # 296 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:24,895 # I'm gonna lay right down here in the grass # 297 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:28,774 # And pretty soon all my troubles will pass # 298 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,401 # 'Cause I'm in Su-Su-Su # 299 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,403 # Su-Su-Su # 300 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,864 # Su-Su-Su-Su-Su-Su # 301 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,158 # Sugar Town ## 302 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,285 [Cheering] 303 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,370 ## [Continues] 304 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,833 ## [Fades] 305 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,085 Like, that's what I was- I guess. 306 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,129 Hello. [Chuckles] - Hi. 307 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:53,799 I didn't, uh- I didn't know you were gonna join us. 308 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,051 I would have gotten you, you know, a drink, or- 309 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,053 I'm good. - You're good? 310 00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,223 You- You were great- great up, uh, singing. - Thank you. 311 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,600 I wanted to sing "Born To Run," but they didn't have it. 312 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,644 I love "Born To Run." - Me too. 313 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,104 Tom's from New Jersey. - Really? 314 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,982 Yeah. I grew up there. Uh, I lived there till I was 12. 315 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,901 I named my cat after Springsteen. 316 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,903 No kidding. What-what was his name? 317 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,947 Bruce. 318 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,573 Oh. That makes sense. 319 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,159 [Chuckles] 320 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,245 So, do you have a boyfriend? 321 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,247 - No. - Why not? 322 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,750 - 'Cause I don't want one. - Come on. I don't believe that. 323 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,795 You don't believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent? 324 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,839 [Robotic Voice] Are you a lesbian? 325 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,049 No, I'm not a lesbian. 326 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,343 I just don't feel comfortable being anyone's girlfriend. 327 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:42,055 I don't actually feel comfortable being anyone's anything, you know. 328 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,599 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Really? 329 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,685 Nope. [Chuckles] 330 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,770 Okay. Let me break it down for you. 331 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:53,024 - Break it down. - Okay. I like being on my own. 332 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:56,152 Relationships are messy, and people's feelings get hurt. 333 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,405 Who needs it? We're young. 334 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,949 We live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world. 335 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,285 Might as well have fun while we can and... 336 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,704 save the serious stuff for later. 337 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:09,040 Holy shit. You're a dude. She's a dude. 338 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:13,169 Okay. But wait, wait. What happens if you fall in love? 339 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,213 [Chuckles] What? 340 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,257 Well, you don't believe that, do you? 341 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,634 It's love. It's not Santa Claus. 342 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,636 Well, what does that word even mean? 343 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,764 I've been in relationships, and I don't think I've ever seen it. 344 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:28,018 Well, maybe that's- - And most marriages end in divorce these days. 345 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,395 Like my parents. - Okay. Mine too, but- 346 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,189 Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. 347 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:36,484 The lady dothn't. 348 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,613 There's no such thing as love. It's a fantasy. 349 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,324 Well, I think you're wrong. 350 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,494 Okay. Well, 351 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,122 what is it that I'm missing then? 352 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,627 I think you know it when you feel it. 353 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:59,341 I guess we can just agree to disagree. 354 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,762 Yeah. 355 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,473 - [Slams Table] - Okay. Who's singing next? 356 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:09,267 I nominate young Werther here. 357 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,478 I'm not nearly drunk enough to- Bartender. 358 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,732 [Summer] Whoo! Whoo! # outside there's a boxcar waiting # 359 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:19,986 # Outside the family stew # 360 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,323 # out by the fire breathing # [Both] Whoo! Whoo! 361 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:27,452 # Outside we wait till our face turns blue # 362 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:31,498 # I know the nervous walking # 363 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:35,543 # I know the dirty beard ha-ha-hangs # 364 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,964 # Out by the boxcar waiting # 365 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:42,926 # Take me away to nowhere plains # 366 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:46,972 # There is a wait so long # [Woman] # So long, so long # 367 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:50,809 # There is a wait so long # 368 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,769 # Here comes your man # 369 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:56,690 Whoo! You're good! # Here comes your man # 370 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:02,237 # Here comes your man ## [Summer] Is it- ## [Vocalizes] 371 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,282 It's not? No, that's not it. [Chuckles] 372 00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:08,284 What is that then? I don't know. That- 373 00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:10,578 That- That's something, but that's not it. - I know. 374 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:13,081 Ah, I used to watch it every week. - Oh. Yeah! 375 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,166 It was the best show on TV. - I know. 376 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,460 Knight Rider? Come on. - And the theme song is really good. 377 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,547 So good. - This is gonna bother me for a week. 378 00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,549 Me too. 379 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:26,052 # And I'm proud to be an American # 380 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:28,847 # Where at least I know I'm free # 381 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:32,851 # And I'd like to entertain- ## [Slurring] 382 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,936 [Microphone Feedback] 383 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:38,314 - You were amazing. - [Tom] I know, buddy. 384 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,316 You're amazing. [Chuckles] 385 00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,360 This was so much fun. - Yeah. 386 00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:44,654 You guys are so much- - Wait! wait! Hey. 387 00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:47,073 What's up? - Not you. 388 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,117 You. [Chuckles] 389 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,827 He likes you. - Okay. 390 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,829 He likes likes you! - Good night, McKenzie. 391 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,831 Why don't you just tell her, Tom? - Yeah. 392 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,667 You guys are the best! Sorry you had to see that. He's- 393 00:22:57,752 --> 00:22:59,961 Happens every time we come here. He, uh- I don't know. 394 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,921 Something about that guy and singing. [Chuckles] 395 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,049 Is that true? - Yeah, yeah. 396 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:07,177 He drinks, and he sings and just loses his shit. 397 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,387 No, uh, not McKenzie. 398 00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,473 Um, the other thing. 399 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,475 What thing? 400 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,561 Do you... like me? 401 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,900 [Laughs] Yeah. 402 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,985 Yeah, of course I like you. 403 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,946 As friends? 404 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,033 Right. As friends. 405 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,994 Just as friends? 406 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:37,499 Yeah. I mean, I- I don't know. I hadn't really thought about, um- 407 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,876 Yes. why? 408 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,254 No reason. I just- 409 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:47,842 I think you're interesting, and I'd like for us to be friends. 410 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,011 Is that all right? 411 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:54,724 Yeah. It's, um- 412 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:57,894 Yeah. You and me. We should be friends. - Mmm. 413 00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,979 Okay. Good. 414 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:12,033 Well, I'm that way, so- 415 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,122 Okay. Well, good night. - Good night. 416 00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:38,101 - Hey. - Hi. 417 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,029 [Machines Beeping] 418 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:55,535 [Whirring] 419 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,590 So, that was fun the other night. 420 00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:29,777 [Copier whirs, Stops] 421 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:45,043 [Knocking] 422 00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:47,879 [Knocking Continues] 423 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,881 You son of a bitch. - Shh! 424 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:52,926 The same girl you've been obsessing over for weeks now? I've not been obsessing. 425 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,511 The girl you said was out of your league, that you'd never have a chance with. 426 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:56,679 That girl. - Paul, seriously. 427 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,264 Did you bang her? - No. 428 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,142 What, hum job? Hand job? - Man, no. 429 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:05,730 No jobs. I'm still unemployed. We- We kissed. 430 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,566 Level with me, man. Come on. This is your best friend, huh? 431 00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:12,111 Your best friend who tolerated you whining about this girl for weeks on end. 432 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:13,321 Paul- - You were essentially stalking her! 433 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,156 - Paul! Shh! - [Door opening] 434 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:18,159 ## [Stereo: Man Singing Pop] 435 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,746 - Hi. - Hey. 436 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,123 I'm Summer. - Summer. 437 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:27,502 I'm Paul. - Hi, Paul. Nice to meet you. 438 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:35,260 Well, I gotta go. I gotta do some, you know. 439 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:38,388 Yeah, man. - Um, pretend I was never here. 440 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:41,224 Oh, wait! Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. Um, if any jobs come up- 441 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:43,643 Thanks, Paul! See ya! 442 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:46,396 [Door opens, Closes] 443 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:51,276 He's, uh, you know, an old friend. 444 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,569 If you heard any of, um- 445 00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:56,072 Heard what? - Nothing. You wanna go? 446 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,825 Yeah. I'm stalking. I mean, I'm starving. 447 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:05,665 [Chattering] Ah, hon? 448 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,709 Our sink is broken. 449 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:15,383 Man, all of our sinks are broken. 450 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:24,726 [Tom] What are we looking for again? 451 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,978 Uh, trivets. How 'bout a fly gel? 452 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,105 [Chuckles] No, I don't think so. 453 00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:32,191 No? You don't want a fly gel? [Chuckling] 454 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:34,277 [Sighs] Home sweet home. 455 00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:40,366 Our place really is lovely, isn't it? 456 00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:42,368 Yes. 457 00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:44,579 Ooh! Idol's on. 458 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,630 [Chuckles] The TV's not working. 459 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:56,966 Oh. 460 00:27:57,051 --> 00:28:00,762 Well, I'm famished. 461 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,764 Let's eat. 462 00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:06,726 ## [Rock] 463 00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:09,854 Mmm. Smells delicious. 464 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:13,941 Oh, honey, that's because it is delicious. 465 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,070 I made it myself. 466 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:19,447 Bald eagle. Your favorite. 467 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,949 Mm-hmm. [Chuckling] 468 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,624 The sink's broken. 469 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,834 Well, that's okay, because... 470 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,506 that's why we bought a home with two kitchens. 471 00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:38,883 You're so smart. 472 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:41,302 I'll race you to the bedroom. 473 00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:44,138 [Man] # Left behind # 474 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:47,225 # There goes the fear again # 475 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:51,979 # Let it go # 476 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:56,776 # There goes the fear## 477 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,861 ## [Fades] 478 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:05,076 Darling, I don't know how to tell you this, 479 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:09,372 but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom. 480 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,424 [Chuckling] 481 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:26,347 [Giggling] 482 00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,809 This is fun. 483 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:32,520 ## [Whistling] You're fun. 484 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,522 Thanks. 485 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,028 Hey, um, 486 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:44,365 I just wanna tell you that, um, 487 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,535 I'm not really looking... 488 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:51,247 for anything... serious. 489 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:56,711 Is that okay? 490 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,713 Yeah. 491 00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:03,926 'Cause some people kind of freak out when they hear that. 492 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:06,512 No, not me. 493 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:08,973 You sure? 494 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:12,977 Yeah. Like, casual. - Right? Take it slow. 495 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:15,021 Right. 496 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:17,106 No pressure. 497 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,737 [Sighs] 498 00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:52,808 [Whispers] Can you, uh- Can you wait one second? 499 00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,441 [Door opens, Closes] 500 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:04,195 Okay. Settle. She's just a girl. 501 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,239 Just a girl. 502 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:08,950 She wants to keep it casual, 503 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,536 which is why she's in my bed right now. 504 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:14,247 But that's casual. That's what casual people do. 505 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:18,125 That's fine. That's great. 506 00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:26,467 Hi. - Hi. 507 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:31,597 ## [Pop] 508 00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:44,986 # What I want you've got and it might be hard to handle # 509 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,280 # Like the flame that burns the candle # 510 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:50,449 # The candle feeds the flame # 511 00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:53,578 # Yeah, yeah what I've got full stock # 512 00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:56,038 # of thoughts and dreams that scatter# [Fireworks Whistle, Explode] 513 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:59,292 # You're pullin' them all together # 514 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:02,795 # And I can't explain oh, yeah # 515 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:05,423 # Well, well, you # Hey. 516 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,425 # Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh # Hello. 517 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,427 # You make my dreams come true # 518 00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:12,221 # Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh # Hi. 519 00:32:12,306 --> 00:32:15,182 # Ooh-ooh # # well, well, well, you # 520 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,019 # Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh # # oh, yeah # 521 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,355 # You make my dreams come true # Thanks. 522 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,774 # ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh # # Yeah, oh, yeah # 523 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,276 # You # 524 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:30,323 # on a night when bad dreams become a screamer# 525 00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:33,409 # when they're messin' with the dreamer# [Crowd Cheering] 526 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:35,953 # I can laugh it in the face # 527 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:39,290 # Twist and shout my way out # 528 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,792 # And wrap yourself around me # 529 00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:44,754 # 'Cause I ain't the way you found me # 530 00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:48,299 # And I'll never be the same oh, yeah # 531 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:50,551 # Well, well, you # 532 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,348 # You make my dreams come true # 533 00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:58,225 # ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh # # whoa, yeah # 534 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:01,145 # Ooh-ooh # # well, well, well, you # 535 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:03,939 # Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh # # Whoo-whoo # 536 00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:07,360 # You make my dreams come true # 537 00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:09,236 # ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh # [Chirping] 538 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:11,280 # oh-oh-oh, yeah # # Ooh-ooh # 539 00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:13,783 # Now listen to this # 540 00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:17,203 # I'm down on my daydream # 541 00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:20,456 # oh, that sleepwalk should be over by now # [Bell Dings] 542 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,458 # Oh, no # 543 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,795 # Yeah, you # 544 00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:27,338 # Yeah ## 545 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,258 [Bell Dings] 546 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,681 [Sighs] 547 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,811 You know, I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna get Alfredo's number. 548 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,854 Okay. - And I'll- And I'll bring it to you. 549 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:44,897 Okay. - Okay? 550 00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:46,148 Is this Solitaire? 551 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,818 So, did you get her back yet or what? 552 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,572 Working on it. 553 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,954 Hey, maybe you should write a book. - What? 554 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:02,832 Well, you know, Henry Miller said the best way to get over a woman... 555 00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:04,875 is to turn her into literature. 556 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,795 Well, that guy had a lot more sex than me. 557 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,880 [Computer Chimes] 558 00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:14,260 Oh, this is it! This is it! 559 00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:16,345 [Summer's Voice] So great to hear from you. 560 00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:18,389 I can't this week, but maybe next? 561 00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:20,599 I hope this means you're ready to be friends. 562 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:29,483 ## [Summer Vocalizing Theme From Knight Rider] 563 00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:37,158 ## [Continues] 564 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:40,035 Yeah, that's it. That is it. 565 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,580 Your girl is losing it. 566 00:34:42,664 --> 00:34:45,166 [Tom] Can you just be serious, for just a second? 567 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,376 I am being totally serious. - No, you're joking around. 568 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:50,129 No, I am not joking around. "Octopus's Garden"? 569 00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:52,840 Yes, "Octopus's Garden" is the best Beatles song ever recorded. 570 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,717 Why don't you just say "Piggies"? 571 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,802 Come on. I love Ringo Starr! 572 00:34:56,928 --> 00:35:00,598 Nobody loves Ringo Starr. - That's what I love about him. 573 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,852 No, no. [Giggling] 574 00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:10,024 [Summer] Ooh, this looks good. 575 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,401 Gets really good reviews. 576 00:35:12,486 --> 00:35:15,780 [Shower Running] [Woman Moaning] 577 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:20,117 You know what? That looks pretty doable. 578 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:23,120 Why are you asking me now? - Because this was your idea. 579 00:35:23,205 --> 00:35:25,080 [Summer Laughing] 580 00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:27,166 Put your hand there. - Wait one second. 581 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:31,420 Okay. Three, two, one! - One. 582 00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:33,380 [Summer Laughing] 583 00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:38,219 Yeah, the street level isn't so exciting, but- 584 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:42,932 Like, if you look up- [Man] # Sweet # 585 00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:47,895 # Disposition # 586 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:51,148 [Tom] The Fine Arts Building. 587 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:56,946 The guys who designed this, Walker and Eisen, are... two of my favorites. 588 00:35:57,030 --> 00:36:00,991 # Never # Isn't that cool? 589 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:05,746 # Too soon ## 590 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:14,004 This is my favorite spot. - This is? 591 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,423 This is your favorite spot? 592 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,801 Right here. 593 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:21,804 How come? [Chuckles] 594 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:25,015 Uh, I don't know. It's kind of hard to explain, I guess. 595 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,852 Well, try. 596 00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:30,688 Um- Well, okay. 597 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:34,567 Like, that building- that's, uh- 598 00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:37,361 That's been there since 1911. 599 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:40,573 And that- that's the Continental. That's L.A.'s first skyscraper. 600 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:43,033 It was built in 1904. 601 00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:44,827 What is that? 602 00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:46,912 That? 603 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,082 That's a parking lot. - Oh! 604 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:53,627 Yeah. That's- That's also a parking lot. 605 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:57,381 That's, um- Yeah. 606 00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:00,009 There's a lot of beautiful stuff here too though. 607 00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:07,141 I don't know. I just... wish people would notice it more. 608 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:11,145 If it were me, then, uh- 609 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,564 If it were you what? 610 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:16,734 I don't know. I think I'd... make 'em notice. 611 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:20,070 How would you make them notice? 612 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:26,160 I don't know. There's a lot of different stuff you could do. 613 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,704 Show me. 614 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:32,416 Please. I don't know anything about architecture. [Laughing] 615 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:35,252 You want me to draw you something? - Yeah. 616 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:38,797 I don't have any paper. - Well, use my arm. 617 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:42,968 Please, I need a tattoo. 618 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:46,680 Well, let's see your arm. - That's the spirit. 619 00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:53,270 Well, the buildings need to be integrated better, so- 620 00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:56,273 You could maximize light capacity here. 621 00:38:20,674 --> 00:38:22,675 It's kind of messy. 622 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,760 That's okay. 623 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:30,474 [Sets Keys Down] 624 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:40,818 [Narrator] For Tom Hansen, this was the night where everything changed. 625 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:44,238 That wall Summer so often hid behind- 626 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:47,908 the wall of distance, of space, of casual- 627 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:52,162 that wall was slowly coming down. 628 00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:55,958 For here was Tom, in her world, 629 00:38:56,042 --> 00:39:00,462 a place few had been invited to see with their own eyes. 630 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:02,798 And here was Summer, wanting him there. 631 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:05,634 Him, no one else. 632 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,886 Have you ever been in a tornado? - No. 633 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:11,765 [Chuckling] It's that and my teeth falling out. 634 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,767 I have that too! - You do? 635 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:17,229 Yeah! It's so weird. It's like being an old man. 636 00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:20,065 [Chuckles] What else do you have? 637 00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:22,192 Um, earthquakes? 638 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:24,528 Really? - No. 639 00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:27,322 [Laughing] 640 00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:32,244 [Summer] You know, I dream sometimes about flying. 641 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:35,330 It starts out like I'm running really, really fast. 642 00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:37,332 I'm, like, superhuman. 643 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:40,711 And the terrain starts to get really rocky and steep. 644 00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:44,590 And then I'm running so fast that my feet aren't even touching the ground. 645 00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:49,303 And I'm floating, and it's like this amazing, amazing realness. 646 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,140 I'm free. I'm safe. 647 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:56,060 Then I realize, 648 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:58,812 I'm completely alone. 649 00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:04,234 And then I wake up. 650 00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:06,320 [Narrator] As he listened, Tom began to realize... 651 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:09,823 that these weren't stories routinely told. 652 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:13,285 These were stories one had to earn. [Continues, Faint] 653 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:16,371 He could feel the wall coming down. 654 00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:19,750 He wondered if anyone else had made it this far. 655 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:23,837 Which is why the next six words changed everything. 656 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:26,924 I've never told anybody that before. 657 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,013 I guess I'm not just anybody. 658 00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:35,557 - [Video Game Beeping] - So what are you exactly? 659 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:37,643 I don't know. Are you her boyfriend? 660 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:39,937 It's not that simple. - Sure, it is. 661 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:42,147 What, like, are we going steady? - Come on, guys. 662 00:40:42,232 --> 00:40:44,858 You know, we're- we're adults. We know how we feel. 663 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,944 We don't need to put labels on it. 664 00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:48,946 I mean, "boyfriend," "girlfriend." 665 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:52,533 All that stuff is- It's really juvenile. 666 00:40:52,659 --> 00:40:55,077 You sound gay. You really do. 667 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,079 Okay, first of all, 668 00:40:57,163 --> 00:41:01,125 your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in the seventh grade, 669 00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:03,919 and you dated for, like, three hours. 670 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:08,924 And you- you've been with Robyn since what- like 1998? 671 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:11,426 '97. - '97. See- 672 00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:14,304 [Video Game Beeps, Ending Theme Plays] Shoot. 673 00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:18,642 I don't think the two of you are exactly authorities on modern relationships. 674 00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:27,317 So, what should I do? - You should ask her. 675 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:29,319 [Sighs] What? 676 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:32,030 Well, why rock the boat, is what I'm thinking. 677 00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:34,116 I mean, things are going well. 678 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,743 You start putting labels on it, that's like the kiss of death. 679 00:41:36,870 --> 00:41:40,664 It's like saying, "I love you." - Yeah, I know what you mean. 680 00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:43,625 That's what happened between me and Sean. 681 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:46,336 Who the hell's Sean? - My boyfriend before Mark. 682 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,714 Who the- never mind. 683 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,634 So, what you're saying- I'm saying you do want to ask her. 684 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,846 It's obvious. You're just afraid you'll get an answer you don't want, 685 00:41:55,930 --> 00:42:00,017 which will shatter all the illusions of how great these past few months have been. 686 00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:02,019 Now look, if it were me, 687 00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:04,563 I'd find out now before you show up at her place... 688 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:08,650 and, well, she's in bed with Lars from Norway. 689 00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:11,528 [Applause] Who's Lars from Norway? 690 00:42:11,613 --> 00:42:13,530 Just some guy she met at the gym... 691 00:42:13,615 --> 00:42:17,117 with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs. 692 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,580 [Whistle Blows] Wait! No, Coach. We're not done here. 693 00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:23,707 Rachel! - Look, it's easy, Tom. 694 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:25,792 Just don't be a pussy. 695 00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:38,013 ## [Acoustic Guitar] 696 00:42:40,350 --> 00:42:42,726 ## [woman Singing In French] 697 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:45,187 You okay? 698 00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:48,398 Yeah. - You sure? 699 00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:51,109 Summer, I gotta ask you something. 700 00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:53,237 What? - What are we, um- 701 00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:58,075 What are we doing? - I thought we were going to the movies. 702 00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:00,577 Yeah. Nah, I mean, like, what are we, like- 703 00:43:00,662 --> 00:43:03,288 What's going on here, with us? 704 00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:05,332 I don't know. 705 00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:08,835 Who cares? 706 00:43:08,962 --> 00:43:11,964 I'm happy. Aren't you happy? - Yeah. 707 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,966 Good. 708 00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:16,677 ## [Continues] 709 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:24,309 ## [Vocalizing Along To Song] 710 00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:30,274 ## [Continues] 711 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,834 ## [Ends] 712 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,837 London, 1964. 713 00:43:51,921 --> 00:43:53,880 Those girls knew how to dress. 714 00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:57,551 Nowadays, it's all these giant sunglasses... 715 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,886 and tattoos. 716 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:02,180 It's handbags with little dogs in them. 717 00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:06,268 Who okayed this? Some people like it. 718 00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:10,063 I like how you dress. 719 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:13,692 I was thinking about getting a butterfly tattoo about yea big on my ankle. 720 00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:15,777 No. [Chuckles] 721 00:44:15,862 --> 00:44:17,571 Oh. 722 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,906 Yo. 723 00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:21,908 How's it going? 724 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:24,161 Uh, okay. 725 00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:26,496 You live around here? 726 00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:28,749 Um, yeah, not too far. 727 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:31,126 I've never seen you here before. 728 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:33,337 You're not too observant. 729 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:36,423 That's funny. You're funny. 730 00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:39,051 So let me buy you a drink. - No, Thank you. 731 00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:43,388 You with this guy? - Hey, I'm Tom. 732 00:44:43,473 --> 00:44:46,058 Whatever. So, come on. One drink. What are you drinking? 733 00:44:46,142 --> 00:44:48,310 I said no, thanks. 734 00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:50,270 You're serious? This guy? 735 00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:52,356 Hey, buddy- You know what? Don't be rude. 736 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,483 I'm flattered, but I'm not interested. 737 00:44:54,567 --> 00:44:58,528 So why don't you go over there and leave us alone? Thanks. 738 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,532 It's a free country. 739 00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:14,753 I can't believe this is your boyfriend. 740 00:45:21,636 --> 00:45:23,762 What are you doing? 741 00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:25,764 [Glass Clattering] 742 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:28,850 [Chuckling] It was really just a crazy thing. 743 00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:32,270 It happened like- It felt like it happened fast, but really, 744 00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:35,440 it- it also felt like it was happening really slowly, 745 00:45:35,525 --> 00:45:37,484 like everything all was just- 746 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:41,238 I don't know. It doesn't feel like you think it would- [Slams Drawer] 747 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:44,032 Hey, what's the matter? 748 00:45:44,117 --> 00:45:47,035 I just- I can't believe you. 749 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,371 You can't believe me? 750 00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:52,165 You were so completely, completely uncool in there. 751 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:56,336 Wait. Are you mad at me? I just got my ass kicked for you. 752 00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:58,713 Oh, really? Was that for me? Was that for my benefit? 753 00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:00,424 Yes, it was. 754 00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:02,884 Okay, well, next time don't, 'cause I don't need your help. 755 00:46:02,969 --> 00:46:06,430 You know what? I'm really tired. 756 00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:11,435 Can we talk about this tomorrow? 757 00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:14,438 [Siren Wailing In Distance] 758 00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:16,481 [Exhales] 759 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:26,283 No. You know what? 760 00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:29,786 I'm not going anywhere till you tell me what's going on. 761 00:46:29,871 --> 00:46:31,872 Nothing's going on. 762 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,917 [Exhales] We're just- 763 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:40,255 What? We're just what? 764 00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:44,134 We're just friends. - No! Don't pull that with me! 765 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:46,219 Don't even try to- 766 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:49,681 This is not how you treat your friend. 767 00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:53,810 Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? 768 00:46:53,895 --> 00:46:56,730 Shower sex? Come on! Friends, my balls! 769 00:47:03,196 --> 00:47:05,655 I like you, Tom. I just don't want a relationship- 770 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:08,241 Well, you're not the only one that gets a say in this! 771 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:11,369 I do too! And I say we're a couple, goddamn it! 772 00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:13,914 [opens Door, Slams] 773 00:47:17,793 --> 00:47:19,836 After you, please. 774 00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:36,686 [Sighs] 775 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:43,109 [Thunder Rumbling] 776 00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:01,503 [Doorbell Buzzes] 777 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,465 [Sighs] 778 00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:36,329 I shouldn't have done that. 779 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,875 Done what? - Gotten mad at you. 780 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,877 I'm sorry. 781 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:50,969 [Exhales] Look, we don't have to put a label on it. 782 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:53,054 That's fine. I get it. 783 00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:56,224 But, you know, I just- I need some consistency. 784 00:48:56,309 --> 00:48:58,685 I know. 785 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,771 I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning... 786 00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:04,482 and... feel differently. 787 00:49:11,407 --> 00:49:14,242 And I can't give you that. [Exhales] 788 00:49:14,327 --> 00:49:16,244 Nobody can. 789 00:49:19,707 --> 00:49:23,168 ## [Whistling] 790 00:49:23,252 --> 00:49:25,253 [Sighs, Hisses] 791 00:49:25,338 --> 00:49:27,797 That hurt? I'm sorry. 792 00:49:27,882 --> 00:49:30,383 No, it doesn't hurt. 793 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:32,802 I like you. [Chuckles] 794 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:36,890 [Giggles] All right. 795 00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:49,027 # You loved her You were kissing # 796 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:53,615 Shh. well, what about you? - Did you ever even have a boyfriend? 797 00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:55,617 Well, of course. - Yeah? 798 00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:57,661 Yeah. Well, tell me about them. 799 00:49:57,745 --> 00:49:59,663 No. - Oh? why not? 800 00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:02,040 Because it's not important. 801 00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:04,626 I'm interested. 802 00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:06,628 [Sighs] 803 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:09,839 All right. Fine. You want to go there? 804 00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:12,133 Yeah. I can take it. - Fine. 805 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:17,764 So- 806 00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:20,934 Well, in high school there was Markus. 807 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:23,311 - Quarterback-slash-homecoming king? - [Whistle Blows] 808 00:50:23,396 --> 00:50:25,897 No. He was a rower. 809 00:50:27,108 --> 00:50:29,025 He was very hot. 810 00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:30,860 [Chuckles] 811 00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:34,656 For a brief time in college there was, um- there was Charlie. 812 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:39,119 She was nice, but- 813 00:50:40,204 --> 00:50:42,956 And then there was my semester in Sienna. 814 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,041 Fernando Belardelli. 815 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:49,629 Also known as "The Puma." 816 00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:53,174 - The Puma? - Yeah, The Puma, 'cause, you know. 817 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:58,972 So- 818 00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:02,308 Oh, that's it? - The ones that lasted, yeah. 819 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,853 What happened? Why- Why didn't they work out? 820 00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:07,731 What always happens. Life. 821 00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:09,774 [Exhales] 822 00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,530 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 823 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:18,575 No, it's not. - It's awesome. Trust me. 824 00:51:18,659 --> 00:51:20,577 I'm serious. 825 00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:23,788 I'll go first. 826 00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:28,209 [Exhales] Penis. 827 00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:38,720 Penis. 828 00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:40,972 Penis! Penis! 829 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,016 Penis! There's kids around. 830 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,477 There are no kids around. [Giggling] 831 00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:47,771 Penis! Penis! 832 00:51:47,897 --> 00:51:50,023 You having fun? - Yeah. 833 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:52,442 This is the kind of thing you did with The Puma, isn't it? 834 00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:55,779 Oh, we rarely left the room. 835 00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:58,448 [Loud] Penis! 836 00:51:58,574 --> 00:52:00,742 Sorry. Tourette's. You know how it is. Penis! 837 00:52:00,868 --> 00:52:02,869 She has it too. Penis! Penis! 838 00:52:02,995 --> 00:52:06,456 Shh. Everyone's looking over here. - I'm done. I'm done. 839 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,166 Are you done? - I'm done. 840 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,793 You're done? - Yeah. 841 00:52:09,919 --> 00:52:12,086 This is too much. - Unleash me. I'm done. 842 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:14,172 Promise? - I promise. 843 00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:17,550 I promise. 844 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,928 [Screaming] Penis! 845 00:52:20,012 --> 00:52:22,013 [Laughing] 846 00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:37,111 It's very complex. - Mmm. 847 00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:40,240 In a way, it sort of, like, 848 00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:43,117 says... so much... 849 00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:45,995 by... 850 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,373 saying so little. 851 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:57,715 Do you want to go to the movies? - Yep. 852 00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:04,430 [No Audible Dialogue] 853 00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:18,444 [Film: Man Speaking French] 854 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:24,450 [French Continues] 855 00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:59,485 [Man Speaking Swedish] Suffering. 856 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:02,155 [Man Speaking Swedish] So much suffering. 857 00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:06,075 Suffering. Suffering. 858 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,786 [Man Speaking Swedish Continues] 859 00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:16,836 [Speaks French] 860 00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:23,343 [French] 861 00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:31,601 ## [orchestra: Dramatic] 862 00:54:45,532 --> 00:54:47,450 T-Tom? 863 00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:50,036 Mr. Vance would like to see you in his office. 864 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:53,873 [Knocks] Tom. 865 00:54:53,958 --> 00:54:56,125 Have a seat. 866 00:54:56,210 --> 00:54:58,127 [Exhales] 867 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:02,632 Has something happened to you recently? 868 00:55:02,716 --> 00:55:04,717 What do you mean? 869 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:08,262 A death in the family, someone taken ill- Anything like that. 870 00:55:08,347 --> 00:55:10,264 No. 871 00:55:11,767 --> 00:55:14,018 Look, I don't mean to pry, but... 872 00:55:14,103 --> 00:55:16,187 does this have something to do with Summer leaving? 873 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:19,440 Who? My assistant. 874 00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:23,695 Your, um- Tom, everyone knows. 875 00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:27,991 Never mind. 876 00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:31,953 The reason I'm asking is, lately your work performance... 877 00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:34,706 has been... a little off. 878 00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:37,750 I'm not following. - Okay. 879 00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:40,336 Um, here's something that you wrote last week. 880 00:55:40,421 --> 00:55:43,506 Uh, "Roses are red, violets are blue. 881 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:45,842 Fuck you, whore." 882 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:48,678 Now, most shoppers at Valentine's Day- 883 00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:51,681 Mr. Vance, are you firing me? - No. No. 884 00:55:51,765 --> 00:55:54,809 Relax, Hansen. You're one of the good ones. 885 00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:57,520 Okay. Uh, yeah, I'm sorry. 886 00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:59,605 Things have been a little difficult. 887 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:03,026 That's okay. I completely understand that. 888 00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:07,530 I'm just saying that perhaps you could channel those energies, 889 00:56:07,614 --> 00:56:10,950 um, into something like this. 890 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:16,581 Funerals and sympathy. 891 00:56:16,665 --> 00:56:20,043 Misery, sadness, loss of faith, 892 00:56:20,127 --> 00:56:22,253 no reason to live. 893 00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:24,839 This is perfect for you. 894 00:56:24,965 --> 00:56:27,425 Uh- - Good. okay. 895 00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:29,927 Now back to work you go. 896 00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:36,684 Thank you. 897 00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:54,035 Hey. - Hey. 898 00:56:54,161 --> 00:56:56,788 Don't you have, like, 20 cards to write by Friday? - Nope. All done. 899 00:56:56,872 --> 00:56:59,916 Really? Can you help me? 'Cause I've run out of ways to say "congrats." 900 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,711 Okay. I got "Good job," "Well done" and "Way to go." 901 00:57:03,796 --> 00:57:05,421 That's it. 902 00:57:05,506 --> 00:57:09,592 How 'bout, "Every day you make me proud, 903 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:12,678 but today you get a card." 904 00:57:12,805 --> 00:57:15,306 Shit, that's good! - I know. 905 00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:19,769 Have you tried "Merry"? 906 00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:23,147 Wow! That's perfect! Merry! - Wow! 907 00:57:23,232 --> 00:57:26,275 We've been stuck on this for an hour. 908 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,654 Hmm. How about... 909 00:57:35,035 --> 00:57:37,036 "I love us"? 910 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,579 Aw. 911 00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:42,250 I hate Summer. 912 00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:44,377 I hate her crooked teeth. 913 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:46,170 I hate her 1960s haircut. 914 00:57:46,255 --> 00:57:47,964 I hate her knobby knees. 915 00:57:48,048 --> 00:57:50,925 And I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. 916 00:57:51,009 --> 00:57:53,928 I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. 917 00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:56,514 And I hate the way she sounds when she laughs. 918 00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:00,977 [Man] # She's like the wind # 919 00:58:01,061 --> 00:58:03,062 I hate this song! 920 00:58:04,231 --> 00:58:07,900 Son, you're gonna have to exit the vehicle. 921 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:10,153 [Woman] I normally don't do blind dates, 922 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:13,239 but Paul and Robyn spoke very highly of you. 923 00:58:13,365 --> 00:58:15,783 Ah. - They said you write greeting cards. 924 00:58:15,868 --> 00:58:17,869 That's so interesting. I wanted to write. 925 00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:20,246 I actually majored in English in college, 926 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:22,290 but what are you gonna do with that degree? 927 00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,542 I went to Brown. Where did you go? - Alison. 928 00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:26,544 Hmm? 929 00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:28,921 Listen, it's great to meet you, 930 00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:31,382 and... you're a very attractive girl. 931 00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:34,427 I just wanted to say up front that this isn't- 932 00:58:34,553 --> 00:58:38,014 It's not gonna go anywhere. - Oh. 933 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:41,767 I liked this girl. I mean, I loved her. 934 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:43,769 What does she do? 935 00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:47,481 She took a giant shit on my face. 936 00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:50,067 Literally. - Literally? 937 00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:54,322 Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus. 938 00:58:54,406 --> 00:58:56,616 What's the matter with you? 939 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:58,618 The point is, 940 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:02,079 I'm messed up. I am. 941 00:59:02,164 --> 00:59:04,415 You know, on the one hand, I want to forget her. 942 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:06,417 On the other hand, 943 00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:10,796 I know that she's the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy. 944 00:59:10,923 --> 00:59:12,882 Mm-hmm. - You ever do this? 945 00:59:12,966 --> 00:59:17,595 You think back on the times you had with someone, replay it in your head over and over again, 946 00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:20,973 and you look for those first signs of trouble. 947 00:59:23,602 --> 00:59:25,561 There's two options really. 948 00:59:25,646 --> 00:59:28,731 Either... she's an evil, 949 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:32,068 emotionless, miserable human being, 950 00:59:32,152 --> 00:59:36,239 or... she's a robot. 951 00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:38,282 Small Wonder. - You know, Vicki. 952 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:41,410 That would explain a lot actually. - Can I ask you a question? 953 00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:44,997 Yeah. - She never cheated on you? 954 00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:49,418 No. Never. - She ever take advantage of you in any way? 955 00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:51,420 No. 956 00:59:51,505 --> 00:59:55,633 And she told you up front that she didn't want a boyfriend. 957 00:59:57,052 --> 00:59:59,220 Yeah. 958 01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:06,185 I got a great idea. 959 01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:10,231 # Well, some things you can explain away # 960 01:00:10,315 --> 01:00:13,734 # But my heartache's in me every day # 961 01:00:13,819 --> 01:00:17,738 # Did you stand by me No, not at all # 962 01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:19,740 # Di- ## 963 01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:22,785 Oh, fine! Go! That's fine. See ya. 964 01:00:22,869 --> 01:00:25,955 Waste of time. You don't look anything like Summer. 965 01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:31,544 [Man on P.A.] Now departing on Track 2, Pacific Surfliner. 966 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,838 Full service to Santa Barbara. 967 01:00:33,922 --> 01:00:35,881 [Engineer] All aboard, please. 968 01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:45,182 Hey, baby. - Hey, you here? 969 01:00:45,309 --> 01:00:47,268 Hell no. - What do you mean, "Hell no"? 970 01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:49,979 I'm not going to that. - Yes, you are. 971 01:00:50,063 --> 01:00:52,023 No, man. It's gonna be all old people. 972 01:00:52,107 --> 01:00:54,483 Yeah, but you said you were going. That's why I'm going. 973 01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:57,361 And that's why I called her last night, told her I was sick. 974 01:00:57,487 --> 01:01:00,906 Like a ninja. Dude! I'm gonna- I'm not gonna know anybody at this thing. 975 01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:03,451 Maybe you'll meet some hot granddaughters or something. 976 01:01:03,577 --> 01:01:05,578 I'm hanging up now. Bye, baby. 977 01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:09,040 [Man on P.A.] May I have your attention, please? 978 01:01:09,124 --> 01:01:11,417 Passengers boarding the train in Los Angeles, please... 979 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:14,003 have your tickets out and ready for collection. 980 01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:16,088 [Continues, Indistinct] 981 01:01:45,410 --> 01:01:47,328 Hi, Tom! 982 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:49,789 Hey. Summer. 983 01:01:49,915 --> 01:01:53,667 I must have walked right by you. - Yeah. 984 01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:56,796 Well, um, what are you doing? Are you going to Millie's? 985 01:01:59,174 --> 01:02:01,175 Me too. Cool. 986 01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:05,846 - I forgot you knew her. - Yeah, we worked together all that time, so- 987 01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:08,391 of course. I love Millie. She's the sweetest. 988 01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:10,518 She is. 989 01:02:10,602 --> 01:02:12,895 - How are you? - I'm good. 990 01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:15,231 Good. I- I wrote to you. I never heard back, but- 991 01:02:15,315 --> 01:02:17,775 Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that. I- I just, you know- 992 01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:21,195 It got kind of crazy, and the holidays came up, so work was- 993 01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:23,697 You still working for Vance? 994 01:02:23,782 --> 01:02:25,574 Yeah. 995 01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:29,829 Well, I was gonna go get a coffee if you wanna- 996 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,667 [Chuckles] "The Architecture of Happiness." 997 01:02:34,793 --> 01:02:36,919 Yeah. - That looks like a good book. 998 01:02:37,003 --> 01:02:39,046 Yeah, it's- [Clears Throat] 999 01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:43,300 Well, I don't want to bother you. - No, no. I, um- 1000 01:02:43,385 --> 01:02:45,761 Yeah, let's get coffee. 1001 01:02:45,846 --> 01:02:47,805 After you. 1002 01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:55,229 [Man] # Sweet # [No Audible Dialogue] 1003 01:02:55,313 --> 01:03:02,027 # Disposition # 1004 01:03:06,658 --> 01:03:12,913 # Never# 1005 01:03:12,998 --> 01:03:18,544 # Too soon # 1006 01:03:21,089 --> 01:03:24,592 # A moment, a love A dream aloud # 1007 01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:28,429 # A kiss, a cry our rights, our wrongs # 1008 01:03:28,555 --> 01:03:31,390 You look nice. - Thanks. 1009 01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:33,434 So do you. # Sweet # 1010 01:03:33,518 --> 01:03:37,855 Well? # Disposition ## 1011 01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:44,445 [whispers] Penis. 1012 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:47,990 No. 1013 01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:50,576 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1014 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,953 You may kiss the bride. 1015 01:03:53,038 --> 01:03:55,331 [Woman] # Helping the kids out of their coats # 1016 01:03:55,415 --> 01:03:59,251 # Wait, the babies haven't been born # 1017 01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:03,297 # Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh # 1018 01:04:03,381 --> 01:04:06,342 # Unpacking the bags and setting up # 1019 01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:09,261 # And planting lilacs and buttercups # 1020 01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:12,097 [Summer] Okay. what else you got? ## [Continues, Faint] 1021 01:04:12,224 --> 01:04:14,308 Well, you snore. - No, I don't. 1022 01:04:14,434 --> 01:04:16,644 You do. - No, I don't. 1023 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,646 Yeah. - Well, you do too. 1024 01:04:18,772 --> 01:04:22,066 Oh, I definitely do. And your feet reek. 1025 01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:24,151 That one time! - No, every time. 1026 01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:26,195 That one time! [Chuckling] No. 1027 01:04:26,279 --> 01:04:28,447 That one time especially, but every time. 1028 01:04:28,532 --> 01:04:32,701 And when you wake up, your hair, it sticks up like that. 1029 01:04:32,827 --> 01:04:34,870 It's ridiculous. - You're ridiculous. 1030 01:04:34,955 --> 01:04:36,914 Your favorite Beatle is Ringo. 1031 01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:39,208 Damn right! 1032 01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:41,502 Ringo's the best. - Ringo is- 1033 01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:44,380 Goose! Oh! oh! oh! 1034 01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:48,634 Man! He's fast. Damn! All right. 1035 01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:50,719 You got me. Duck. 1036 01:04:50,804 --> 01:04:53,055 [Giggling] Duck. 1037 01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:59,103 # At last # 1038 01:04:59,187 --> 01:05:04,108 # My love has come along # 1039 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:09,196 # My lonely days are over # 1040 01:05:09,281 --> 01:05:11,240 One, two, three. 1041 01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:18,330 [Exhales] # And life is like a song # 1042 01:05:18,456 --> 01:05:20,374 Wanna dance? - Yeah. 1043 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:22,376 Okay. 1044 01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:25,170 # Oh, at last # 1045 01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:32,177 # The skies above are blue # Hey, I was wondering, um- 1046 01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:36,932 I was gonna maybe have a party on Friday, um, 1047 01:05:37,017 --> 01:05:41,395 on our roof top that has, like, a really nice garden, 1048 01:05:41,479 --> 01:05:43,480 if you want to come. 1049 01:05:43,565 --> 01:05:45,566 Yeah. # for you are mine # 1050 01:05:45,650 --> 01:05:47,985 If you're not busy. 1051 01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:51,113 # At last # I don't think I will be. 1052 01:05:51,197 --> 01:05:53,490 [Chuckling] 1053 01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:57,786 They're good, huh? - They are good. 1054 01:05:57,871 --> 01:06:00,247 ## [Ends] 1055 01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:28,567 I guess I just got lucky. 1056 01:06:28,652 --> 01:06:30,986 Um, we met in elementary school. 1057 01:06:31,071 --> 01:06:34,031 In seventh grade we had the same class schedule, 1058 01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:36,241 and, uh, 1059 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:39,662 we just clicked, you know? 1060 01:06:39,746 --> 01:06:41,372 Love? 1061 01:06:41,456 --> 01:06:43,165 Shit, I don't know. 1062 01:06:43,249 --> 01:06:46,669 As long as she's cute and she's willing, right? 1063 01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:50,255 I'm flexible on the cute, so- 1064 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,966 Twenty-one years. 1065 01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:56,136 She's the light that guides me home. 1066 01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:59,306 Yes, that is from one of our cards. 1067 01:06:59,391 --> 01:07:01,392 No. Someone else wrote it. 1068 01:07:01,476 --> 01:07:03,811 Doesn't make it less true. 1069 01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:06,522 I think technically the "girl of my dreams"... 1070 01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:11,318 would probably have, like, a really bodacious rack, you know. 1071 01:07:11,403 --> 01:07:13,821 Maybe different hair. 1072 01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:16,365 Probably- You know, she'd probably be a little more into sports. 1073 01:07:16,449 --> 01:07:19,785 But, um, truthfully, 1074 01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:23,664 Robyn's- Robyn's better than the girl of my dreams. 1075 01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:26,125 She's real. 1076 01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:43,183 [Woman] # He never, ever saw it coming at all # 1077 01:07:43,268 --> 01:07:47,271 [Buzzes] # Never, ever saw it coming at all # 1078 01:07:47,355 --> 01:07:49,398 [Narrator] Tom walked to her apartment, 1079 01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:52,359 intoxicated by the promise of the evening. 1080 01:07:52,444 --> 01:07:55,154 # It's all right It's all right # He believed that this time... 1081 01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:58,073 his expectations would align with reality. 1082 01:07:58,158 --> 01:08:00,492 # It's all right # 1083 01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:11,170 # Hey, open wide Here comes original sin # 1084 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:13,630 Hi. - Hey. 1085 01:08:16,176 --> 01:08:18,635 # Hey, open wide Here comes original sin # You look nice. 1086 01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:20,387 [Chuckles] Yeah. Thanks. 1087 01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:22,181 I like your tie. Wow! - Hi. 1088 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:23,891 How you doing? - Good. How are you? 1089 01:08:24,017 --> 01:08:26,226 Good. # It's all right It's all right # 1090 01:08:26,311 --> 01:08:29,605 # It's all right It's all right, it's all right # 1091 01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:31,899 # It's all right # 1092 01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:36,779 # No one's got it all # I, um, brought you something. 1093 01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:39,364 # No one's got it all # That's so nice. 1094 01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:44,620 # No one's got it all # Thank you. 1095 01:08:44,746 --> 01:08:47,372 You shouldn't have. That's so nice. It's the- 1096 01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:49,374 Thank you so much. - No problem. 1097 01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:51,460 I'm excited to read it. - Yeah. 1098 01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:53,504 Come on. 1099 01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:55,672 # And we're going to these meetings # 1100 01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:59,718 - So, Tom, what is it that you do? - Uh, I write greeting cards. 1101 01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:02,513 Tom could be a really great architect if he wanted to be. 1102 01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:04,765 [Woman] That's unusual. 1103 01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:06,934 I mean, what made you go from one to the other? 1104 01:09:07,018 --> 01:09:09,228 I guess I just figured, 1105 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:11,980 why make something disposable, like a building, 1106 01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:15,984 when you can make something that lasts forever, like a greeting card? 1107 01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:18,278 [Chuckles] 1108 01:09:18,363 --> 01:09:22,533 # It's all right It's all right # 1109 01:09:22,617 --> 01:09:25,953 # It's all right It's all right # [Chuckles] 1110 01:09:26,037 --> 01:09:29,081 What? # It's all right # 1111 01:09:29,207 --> 01:09:32,793 # No one's got it all # Do you guys know each other? 1112 01:09:32,877 --> 01:09:39,758 # No one's got it all # 1113 01:09:41,386 --> 01:09:43,846 # Power to the people We don't want it # 1114 01:09:43,930 --> 01:09:47,140 # we want pleasure And the TVs try to rape us # 1115 01:09:47,225 --> 01:09:49,560 # And I guess that they're succeeding # 1116 01:09:49,644 --> 01:09:51,645 # And we're going to these meetings # 1117 01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:54,022 # But we're not doing any meeting # 1118 01:09:54,107 --> 01:09:56,024 # And we're trying to be faithful # 1119 01:09:56,109 --> 01:10:00,070 # But we're cheating cheating, cheating # 1120 01:10:00,154 --> 01:10:18,505 # I'm the hero of the story Don't need to be saved # 1121 01:10:18,590 --> 01:10:20,883 # It's all right # 1122 01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:24,469 # It's all right It's all right, it's all right # 1123 01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:27,264 # It's all right It's all right # 1124 01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:30,017 # It's all right It's all right, it's all right # 1125 01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:33,103 # It's all right It's all right # 1126 01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:46,450 # No one's got it all # 1127 01:10:46,534 --> 01:10:48,785 # All, all # 1128 01:10:49,871 --> 01:10:51,997 # All, all ## 1129 01:10:52,081 --> 01:11:02,507 [Alarm Buzzing] 1130 01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:12,434 ## [Rock] 1131 01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:15,812 [Man] # Hung up and bent on a stranger # 1132 01:11:15,897 --> 01:11:20,067 #Just trying to swing a full-time ride # 1133 01:11:20,151 --> 01:11:23,695 # I never knew the cold hand of danger # 1134 01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:26,615 # Till I met this one and took it inside # 1135 01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:28,575 # Now I can't get near it # 1136 01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:30,827 Get a room! Really. # Don't want to hear it # 1137 01:11:30,912 --> 01:11:33,288 # My cover's blown # 1138 01:11:33,373 --> 01:11:35,874 # I walked in the rain like a drone # 1139 01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:38,126 # All the way to Marquette # 1140 01:11:38,211 --> 01:11:40,837 [Alarm Buzzing] 1141 01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:42,881 # The infinite pet # 1142 01:11:44,926 --> 01:11:46,510 # Oh, no # 1143 01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:50,347 # No, no, no, no, no # 1144 01:11:50,431 --> 01:11:52,724 # Cheaper than all your threats # 1145 01:11:52,850 --> 01:11:55,268 # No, no ## Shit. 1146 01:11:55,353 --> 01:11:58,063 I've been calling you every five minutes. Are you okay? 1147 01:11:58,189 --> 01:12:00,107 I'm great. - What happened to you? 1148 01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:03,360 I don't wanna talk about it. - You always wanna talk about it. 1149 01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:05,904 Not this. - Okay. well, come on. Let's go. 1150 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:09,241 Where are we going? - It's Thursday! 1151 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:12,577 This one says, "Go for it!" 1152 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:15,122 And this one says, "You can do it!" 1153 01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:18,250 We have a whole line of inspirational photographic cards... 1154 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:20,460 featuring Pickles, my cat. 1155 01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:23,380 I think people will really enjoy them. 1156 01:12:23,464 --> 01:12:26,550 - Thank you. - [Vance] Good job, Rhoda. 1157 01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:28,677 That's inspirational stuff. 1158 01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:31,346 Okay. Who's next? 1159 01:12:33,099 --> 01:12:35,017 We haven't heard from Sympathy in a while. 1160 01:12:35,143 --> 01:12:36,768 Hansen? - Yeah? 1161 01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:39,604 The Winter Collection? Do you have anything to contribute? 1162 01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:41,732 Uh, no. 1163 01:12:41,816 --> 01:12:43,734 I really don't. 1164 01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:45,861 [Clears Throat] Okay. 1165 01:12:45,945 --> 01:12:48,280 We'll come back to you. Uh, McKenzie? 1166 01:12:49,657 --> 01:12:52,159 Actually, you know what? - Yes, Tom? 1167 01:12:52,285 --> 01:12:55,120 Can I say something about the cat? - Well, okay. 1168 01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:57,456 Yeah, uh, this is- 1169 01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,583 And, Rhoda, no disrespect here, 1170 01:12:59,667 --> 01:13:03,253 but, um, this is total shit. 1171 01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:05,589 Tom! "Go for it" and "You can do it"? 1172 01:13:05,673 --> 01:13:07,799 That's not inspirational. That's suicidal. 1173 01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:10,844 If Pickles goes for it right there, that's a dead cat. 1174 01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:13,930 These are lies. we're liars. 1175 01:13:14,015 --> 01:13:16,349 Think about it. Why do people buy these things? 1176 01:13:16,434 --> 01:13:18,769 It's not 'cause they want to say how they feel. 1177 01:13:18,853 --> 01:13:22,814 People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel, or they're afraid to. 1178 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:25,317 We provide the service that lets them off the hook. 1179 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:28,945 You know what? I say, to hell with it! Let's level with America. 1180 01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:31,615 At least let them speak for themselves! Right? 1181 01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:34,910 I mean, look! What- what is this? What does it say? 1182 01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:36,912 "Congratulations on your new baby." Right? 1183 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:39,206 How 'bout, "Congratulations on your new baby. 1184 01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:42,542 - That's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you." - Sit down, Hansen. 1185 01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:46,588 How 'bout this one, with all the pretty hearts on the front? I know where this is going. Yep! 1186 01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:50,258 "Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. I love you." 1187 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:53,845 That sweet? Ain't love grand? 1188 01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,098 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 1189 01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:58,266 What does that even mean, "love"? 1190 01:13:58,351 --> 01:14:01,144 Do you know? Do you? Anybody? 1191 01:14:01,229 --> 01:14:02,646 Tom. 1192 01:14:02,730 --> 01:14:05,732 If somebody gave me this card, Mr. Vance, I would eat it. 1193 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:11,947 It's- It's these cards, and the movies, and the pop songs- 1194 01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:14,616 They're to blame for all the lies... 1195 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:18,078 and the heartache, everything. 1196 01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:20,914 And we're responsible. I'm responsible. 1197 01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:26,795 I think we do a bad thing here. 1198 01:14:26,879 --> 01:14:30,423 People should be able to say how they feel- how they really feel- 1199 01:14:30,508 --> 01:14:34,636 not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouths. 1200 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:37,222 Words like "love"... 1201 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:42,519 that don't mean anything. 1202 01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:45,897 Sorry. I'm sorry. I, uh- 1203 01:14:48,317 --> 01:14:50,443 I quit. I'm- 1204 01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:53,113 There's enough bullshit in the world without my help. 1205 01:15:04,876 --> 01:15:06,793 [Elevator Bell Dings] 1206 01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:21,391 [Woman] All right. Next we do running drills. 1207 01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:23,643 Hey, you're sketching again. 1208 01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:25,937 Yeah, well, just doodling. 1209 01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:29,733 Okay, Tom. we got 20 seconds. Talk to me. You okay? 1210 01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:32,068 Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. 1211 01:15:38,826 --> 01:15:41,369 You know, my friends are all in love with you. 1212 01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:43,371 You know, it's like we said. 1213 01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:46,666 Plenty of other fish in the sea. - Thanks. 1214 01:15:46,751 --> 01:15:49,002 But, uh, those are guppies. 1215 01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:51,004 [Chuckles] Yeah. 1216 01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:54,382 Hey, Tom? - Mmm. 1217 01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:58,220 Look, I know you think that she was the one, 1218 01:15:59,472 --> 01:16:01,806 but I don't. 1219 01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:05,143 Now, I think you're just remembering the good stuff. 1220 01:16:05,228 --> 01:16:08,230 Next time you look back, I, uh- 1221 01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:10,815 I really think you should look again. 1222 01:16:17,823 --> 01:16:20,325 ## [Acoustic Guitar: "Bookends"] 1223 01:16:48,062 --> 01:16:51,690 It's playing at 5:00. Do you wanna see it? 1224 01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:55,735 Um, I don't know. We could just go back to your place or- 1225 01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:58,655 No, I really want to see it. Let's go. 1226 01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:03,868 ## ["Bookends" Continues] 1227 01:17:17,883 --> 01:17:21,261 # Time it was and what a time it was # 1228 01:17:21,345 --> 01:17:23,263 # It was # 1229 01:17:24,724 --> 01:17:28,184 # A time of innocence # 1230 01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:31,313 # A time of confidences # 1231 01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:34,357 You okay? - Yeah. 1232 01:17:34,442 --> 01:17:37,610 What- what is it? The movie? 1233 01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:40,447 It's nothing. I'm just- I'm just being stupid. 1234 01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:42,157 Yeah? - Yeah. 1235 01:17:42,241 --> 01:17:47,287 # Preserve your memories They're all that's left you ## 1236 01:17:48,456 --> 01:17:50,457 It pains me we live in a world... 1237 01:17:50,541 --> 01:17:52,625 where nobody's heard of Spearmint. 1238 01:17:52,752 --> 01:17:55,962 I've never heard of them. - I put 'em on that mix I made you. 1239 01:17:56,047 --> 01:17:58,340 They're track one. 1240 01:17:58,424 --> 01:18:00,759 Oh, yeah. 1241 01:18:23,324 --> 01:18:25,742 [Bells Jingling] 1242 01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:29,788 So, what do you wanna do? 1243 01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:32,123 I think I'm just gonna call it a day. 1244 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,793 You don't wanna get some dinner? Are you hungry? 1245 01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:39,047 You all right? 1246 01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:42,801 I'm just tired. - Okay. 1247 01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:57,440 I got it. Pancakes! 1248 01:18:58,943 --> 01:19:00,652 ## [Ends] 1249 01:19:09,495 --> 01:19:12,247 ## [Rhythmic Banging] 1250 01:19:16,710 --> 01:19:19,963 ## [Banging Continues] 1251 01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:25,176 ## [Rock] 1252 01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:37,021 [Man] # oh, girl, I don't know all the reasons why # 1253 01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:42,026 # I found the answer looking in your eye # 1254 01:19:42,111 --> 01:19:46,739 # I go out walking all day long # 1255 01:19:46,824 --> 01:19:51,202 # Take away this lonely man Soon he will be gone # 1256 01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:53,621 # 'Cause I'll tell you everything # 1257 01:19:53,706 --> 01:19:57,375 # About living free # 1258 01:20:00,671 --> 01:20:03,298 # Yes, I can see you, girl # 1259 01:20:03,382 --> 01:20:07,051 # Can you see me # 1260 01:20:10,222 --> 01:20:15,518 # You don't need to know what I do all day # 1261 01:20:15,603 --> 01:20:20,064 # It's as much as I know watch it waste away # 1262 01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:22,525 # 'Cause I'll tell you everything # 1263 01:20:22,610 --> 01:20:26,696 # About living free # 1264 01:20:28,449 --> 01:20:32,410 # Yes, I can see you, girl # 1265 01:20:32,495 --> 01:20:37,790 # Can you see me # 1266 01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:04,234 # 'Cause I'll tell you everything # 1267 01:21:04,318 --> 01:21:08,112 # About being free ## 1268 01:21:48,070 --> 01:21:49,988 Hey, Tom. 1269 01:22:04,169 --> 01:22:06,671 I thought I might see you here. 1270 01:22:13,387 --> 01:22:16,723 I always loved this place, ever since you brought me. 1271 01:22:16,807 --> 01:22:19,475 So I, uh- 1272 01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,894 I guess I should say congratulations. 1273 01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:25,481 Only if you mean it. 1274 01:22:25,566 --> 01:22:28,359 Ah. Well, in that case- 1275 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,994 So, are you okay? 1276 01:22:38,078 --> 01:22:41,122 I will be, eventually. 1277 01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:43,583 You wanna- - Hmm. 1278 01:22:44,877 --> 01:22:46,753 [Sirens In Distance] 1279 01:22:46,879 --> 01:22:49,005 I like your suit. - Ah, thanks. 1280 01:22:49,131 --> 01:22:51,382 You look sharp. [Laughs] 1281 01:22:51,508 --> 01:22:54,552 So do you. [Chuckles] Thanks. 1282 01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:57,138 I quit the office. - You did? 1283 01:22:57,222 --> 01:22:59,557 I didn't know. That's great! 1284 01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:03,227 And you, um- 1285 01:23:04,271 --> 01:23:06,189 you're married. 1286 01:23:06,273 --> 01:23:08,941 Yeah. It's crazy, huh? 1287 01:23:17,368 --> 01:23:21,329 You should have told me when we were at the- I know. 1288 01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:23,748 You know, at the wedding when we were dancing. 1289 01:23:23,874 --> 01:23:26,292 Well, he hadn't asked me yet. But he was in your life. 1290 01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:29,128 Yeah. - So why'd you dance with me? 1291 01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:34,175 'Cause I wanted to. 1292 01:23:36,095 --> 01:23:39,097 You just do what you want, don't you? 1293 01:23:46,313 --> 01:23:48,648 You never wanted to be anybody's girlfriend, 1294 01:23:48,732 --> 01:23:50,983 and now you're somebody's wife. 1295 01:23:51,068 --> 01:23:53,152 Surprised me too. 1296 01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:56,030 I don't think I'll ever understand that. 1297 01:23:57,449 --> 01:24:00,118 I mean, it doesn't make sense. 1298 01:24:01,620 --> 01:24:03,579 It just happened. 1299 01:24:03,664 --> 01:24:07,542 Right, but that's what I don't understand. What just happened? 1300 01:24:07,626 --> 01:24:11,963 I just- I just woke up one day, and I knew. 1301 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:13,965 Knew what? 1302 01:24:16,301 --> 01:24:18,803 What I was never sure of with you. 1303 01:24:32,985 --> 01:24:34,986 You know what sucks? 1304 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:38,448 Realizing that everything you believe in is complete and utter bullshit. 1305 01:24:38,532 --> 01:24:40,533 It sucks. - What do you mean? 1306 01:24:40,617 --> 01:24:44,579 Uh, you know, destiny, and soul mates, and true love, 1307 01:24:44,663 --> 01:24:49,333 and all that childhood fairy tale nonsense. 1308 01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:51,711 You were right. I- I should have listened to you. 1309 01:24:51,837 --> 01:24:55,298 No. - Yeah. what? What are you smiling at? 1310 01:24:56,508 --> 01:24:58,968 Tom. - What? 1311 01:25:00,637 --> 01:25:03,389 What are you looking at me like that for? 1312 01:25:03,474 --> 01:25:06,100 Well, you know, 1313 01:25:06,185 --> 01:25:08,394 I guess it's 'cause... 1314 01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:11,022 I was sitting in a deli and reading Dorian Gray 1315 01:25:11,106 --> 01:25:13,608 and... a guy comes up to me... 1316 01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:16,277 and asked me about it, 1317 01:25:16,361 --> 01:25:19,363 and... now he's my husband. 1318 01:25:22,201 --> 01:25:24,660 Yeah. And... so? 1319 01:25:24,745 --> 01:25:28,623 So, what if I'd gone to the movies? 1320 01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:33,628 What if I had gone somewhere else for lunch? 1321 01:25:33,712 --> 01:25:37,048 What if I'd gotten there 10 minutes later? 1322 01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:40,635 It was- 1323 01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:43,054 It was meant to be. 1324 01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:45,807 And I just kept thinking, 1325 01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:49,560 Tom was right. - No. 1326 01:25:49,645 --> 01:25:51,729 Yeah, I did. 1327 01:25:51,814 --> 01:25:54,315 [Laughs] I did. 1328 01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:03,533 It just wasn't me that you were right about. 1329 01:26:30,102 --> 01:26:32,019 I should go. 1330 01:26:32,104 --> 01:26:35,106 But I'm really happy to see that you're doing well. 1331 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:42,488 ## [Whistling] 1332 01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:44,574 Summer! 1333 01:26:46,577 --> 01:26:48,786 I really do hope that you're happy. 1334 01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:25,740 [Narrator] Most days of the year are unremarkable. 1335 01:27:25,824 --> 01:27:28,910 They begin and they end... 1336 01:27:28,994 --> 01:27:32,914 with no lasting memories made in between. 1337 01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:35,541 Most days have no impact... 1338 01:27:35,626 --> 01:27:37,627 on the course of a life. 1339 01:27:38,670 --> 01:27:41,505 May 23 was a Wednesday. 1340 01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:02,193 Are you interviewing? - Sorry? 1341 01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:05,905 Are you interviewing for the position? 1342 01:28:06,031 --> 01:28:08,532 Oh, yeah. why? Are you? - Yeah. 1343 01:28:08,617 --> 01:28:10,534 Mm-hmm. 1344 01:28:10,619 --> 01:28:12,745 My competition. 1345 01:28:12,829 --> 01:28:15,498 It would appear. 1346 01:28:15,582 --> 01:28:19,752 Yeah. So, a little awkward. 1347 01:28:19,836 --> 01:28:21,754 Yeah. 1348 01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:27,718 Well, I hope you, um, don't get the job. 1349 01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:31,305 Well, I hope you don't get the job. 1350 01:28:31,431 --> 01:28:33,349 [Laughs] [Laughs] 1351 01:28:33,433 --> 01:28:36,268 Have I seen you before? 1352 01:28:36,353 --> 01:28:38,354 Me? I don't think so. 1353 01:28:39,731 --> 01:28:42,149 Do you ever go to Angelus Plaza? 1354 01:28:42,234 --> 01:28:45,152 Yes. That's, like, my favorite spot in the city. 1355 01:28:45,237 --> 01:28:47,196 Yeah. Okay. Except for the parking lots, but- 1356 01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:49,198 Yeah. I- I agree. - Yeah, yeah. 1357 01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:51,325 I think I've seen you there. - Really? 1358 01:28:51,451 --> 01:28:54,286 Yeah. - I haven't seen you. 1359 01:28:56,039 --> 01:28:58,666 You must not have been looking. 1360 01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,751 [Narrator] If Tom had learned anything, 1361 01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:03,879 it was that you can't ascribe great cosmic significance... 1362 01:29:03,964 --> 01:29:06,090 to a simple earthly event. 1363 01:29:07,759 --> 01:29:11,721 Coincidence. That's all anything ever is. 1364 01:29:11,805 --> 01:29:13,806 Nothing more than coincidence. 1365 01:29:13,890 --> 01:29:16,225 [Man] Tom Hansen. - Yeah. 1366 01:29:16,309 --> 01:29:18,310 Come on back. - Thank you. 1367 01:29:19,604 --> 01:29:23,607 Tom had finally learned there are no miracles. 1368 01:29:23,692 --> 01:29:26,193 There's no such thing as fate. 1369 01:29:26,278 --> 01:29:28,696 Nothing is meant to be. 1370 01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:32,366 He knew. He was sure of it now. 1371 01:29:32,451 --> 01:29:35,119 Tom was- - Sorry. Um- 1372 01:29:35,203 --> 01:29:37,413 I just left, uh- Can I- one second. 1373 01:29:37,497 --> 01:29:40,249 [Narrator] He was pretty sure. 1374 01:29:40,333 --> 01:29:43,419 - Hey. - You again. 1375 01:29:43,503 --> 01:29:45,838 Yeah. I, uh, was just wondering... 1376 01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:49,175 if maybe after this, if, um, you- 1377 01:29:51,094 --> 01:29:53,721 you want to get some coffee or something. 1378 01:29:53,805 --> 01:29:55,806 Oh, I'm sorry. 1379 01:29:55,891 --> 01:29:59,935 I'm sort of supposed to meet someone after this. 1380 01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:01,979 Okay. 1381 01:30:09,321 --> 01:30:11,197 Sure. 1382 01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:13,908 What's that? [Laughs] Why not? 1383 01:30:13,992 --> 01:30:17,244 Okay. Well, then I'll just, uh- I'll wait for you- 1384 01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:19,538 We- We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. 1385 01:30:19,623 --> 01:30:23,834 - My name's Tom. - Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn. 1386 01:30:39,518 --> 01:30:43,145 [Man] # She's got you high and you don't even know yet # 1387 01:30:43,230 --> 01:30:46,732 # She's got you high and you don't even know yet # 1388 01:30:46,817 --> 01:30:50,402 # The sun's in the sky It's warming up your bare legs # 1389 01:30:50,487 --> 01:30:54,115 # And you can't deny you're looking for the sunset # 1390 01:30:54,199 --> 01:31:01,372 # She's got you high and you don't even know yet # 1391 01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:04,917 # It's the search for the time before it leaves without you # 1392 01:31:05,001 --> 01:31:08,754 # Have you lost your mind or has she taken all of yours too # 1393 01:31:08,839 --> 01:31:12,299 # What's this about I figured love would shine through # 1394 01:31:12,384 --> 01:31:16,011 # We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through # 1395 01:31:16,096 --> 01:31:19,598 # open your mind Believe it's gonna come true # 1396 01:31:19,683 --> 01:31:23,936 # Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you # 1397 01:31:30,652 --> 01:31:34,155 # What's this about I figured love would shine through # 1398 01:31:34,239 --> 01:31:37,908 # We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through # 1399 01:31:37,993 --> 01:31:41,495 # open your mind Believe it's gonna come true # 1400 01:31:41,580 --> 01:31:45,916 # Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you # 1401 01:31:51,756 --> 01:31:59,305 # She's got you high and you don't even know yet # 1402 01:31:59,389 --> 01:32:02,933 # The sun's in the sky It makes for happy endings # 1403 01:32:03,018 --> 01:32:06,687 # You can't deny you want a happy ending # 1404 01:32:06,771 --> 01:32:10,191 # What's this about I figured love would shine through # 1405 01:32:10,275 --> 01:32:13,903 # We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through # 1406 01:32:13,987 --> 01:32:17,489 # open your mind Believe it's gonna come true # 1407 01:32:17,574 --> 01:32:21,911 # Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you # 1408 01:32:28,126 --> 01:32:48,354 # She's got you high # 1409 01:32:49,940 --> 01:32:53,609 # What's this about I figured love would shine through # 1410 01:32:53,693 --> 01:32:57,196 # We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through # 1411 01:32:57,280 --> 01:33:00,824 # open your mind Believe it's gonna come true # 1412 01:33:00,909 --> 01:33:04,536 # Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you # 1413 01:33:04,621 --> 01:33:08,165 # What's this about I figured love would shine through # 1414 01:33:08,250 --> 01:33:11,794 # We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through # 1415 01:33:11,878 --> 01:33:15,381 # open your mind Believe it's gonna come true # 1416 01:33:15,465 --> 01:33:19,093 # Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you # 1417 01:33:19,177 --> 01:33:25,599 # She's got you high ## 1418 01:35:02,197 --> 01:35:03,197 Subtitles by LeapinLar