1 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:41,524 Hell is a teenage girl. 2 00:01:55,498 --> 00:01:58,522 I guess, I'm not exactly perfect myself. 3 00:01:59,460 --> 00:02:01,963 But at least I have my fans. 4 00:02:05,508 --> 00:02:08,532 I mean, I get letters every day. 5 00:02:09,575 --> 00:02:13,121 Mostly from perverts and chesters, but still... 6 00:02:14,789 --> 00:02:16,979 I'm kind of the shit. 7 00:02:19,899 --> 00:02:22,297 Rec time started 5 minutes ago, Needy. 8 00:02:22,402 --> 00:02:24,696 Grassy-ass, Raymundo. 9 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:33,560 Sometimes the letters are from people who say that they're praying for me. 10 00:02:33,664 --> 00:02:35,297 They tell me everything will be okay... 11 00:02:35,332 --> 00:02:38,669 ...if I just accept Jesus Christ into my heart. 12 00:02:40,025 --> 00:02:43,883 I say the words, but nothing ever happens. 13 00:02:43,918 --> 00:02:45,656 Nobody comes back. 14 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:48,263 Nobody gets off the cross. 15 00:02:52,956 --> 00:02:55,667 Welcome to the Mental Olympics. 16 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:58,378 They're big on recreation here. 17 00:02:58,899 --> 00:03:02,445 Supposedly it help us vent our aggressions. 18 00:03:06,616 --> 00:03:09,953 Personally, I think they're trying to wear us out. 19 00:03:10,162 --> 00:03:13,290 Keep us sluggish, so there won't be an uprising. 20 00:03:13,811 --> 00:03:17,357 Well, those J. V. tactics won't work against me. 21 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:18,921 I'm a kicker. 22 00:03:19,025 --> 00:03:21,597 K- I-C-K-E-R. 23 00:03:21,632 --> 00:03:24,135 It even says so on my chart. 24 00:03:26,012 --> 00:03:28,619 Just one toastem, huh? 25 00:03:30,913 --> 00:03:32,582 I like toastems. 26 00:03:32,686 --> 00:03:33,902 Oh, that's good. 27 00:03:33,937 --> 00:03:37,066 But I'm not sure toastem can provide sufficient energy during the day. 28 00:03:37,101 --> 00:03:38,838 I recommend more complex carbohydrates... 29 00:03:42,905 --> 00:03:44,157 Oh, Jesus! 30 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:47,598 I recommend you shut the fuck up. 31 00:03:47,702 --> 00:03:49,371 Alright! 32 00:04:16,379 --> 00:04:18,882 I wasn't always this cracked. 33 00:04:19,195 --> 00:04:21,280 I used to be normal. 34 00:04:21,697 --> 00:04:23,539 Well, as normal as any girl... 35 00:04:23,574 --> 00:04:26,494 ...under the influence of teenage hormones. 36 00:04:29,101 --> 00:04:32,125 But after the killings began, I started to feel... 37 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,863 I don't know! 38 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:36,922 Loose around the edges or something. 39 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,682 Oh, God! 40 00:04:46,307 --> 00:04:48,810 I hate this fucking song. 41 00:04:56,214 --> 00:04:58,821 This is where it all went down. 42 00:05:01,323 --> 00:05:03,513 'Devil's Kettle' sounds twisted, I know, but... 43 00:05:03,548 --> 00:05:05,703 The place is just named after a waterfall. 44 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:09,040 Technically, it's not a normal waterfall. 45 00:05:09,249 --> 00:05:10,917 It goes into this hole... 46 00:05:11,126 --> 00:05:12,899 ...and it doesn't come out. 47 00:05:13,628 --> 00:05:16,235 The scientist guys dropped all kind of things down there... 48 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:18,008 ...but nothing ever surfaces. 49 00:05:18,530 --> 00:05:20,615 Maybe it's another dimension. 50 00:05:20,824 --> 00:05:23,535 Or, you know, just really deep. 51 00:05:32,190 --> 00:05:33,337 Just two months ago, 52 00:05:33,442 --> 00:05:37,926 Me, Jennifer and my boyfriend Chip were completely normal people. 53 00:05:37,961 --> 00:05:40,115 We were our yearbook pictures. 54 00:05:40,428 --> 00:05:43,035 Nothing more, nothing less. 55 00:05:54,506 --> 00:05:56,279 There's Jennifer. 56 00:05:56,696 --> 00:05:58,677 Only back then, we were tight. 57 00:05:58,886 --> 00:06:00,971 Sisters, practically. 58 00:06:01,388 --> 00:06:02,605 People find it hard to believe... 59 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:06,602 ...that a babe like Jennifer would associate with a dork like me. 60 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:09,209 Sandbox love never dies. 61 00:06:14,528 --> 00:06:16,509 You're totally lesbigay. 62 00:06:16,718 --> 00:06:18,907 What? She's my best friend. 63 00:06:19,429 --> 00:06:21,514 I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You performed by Black Kids 64 00:06:21,723 --> 00:06:25,164 I've been dreaming of ever since I was a little girl. 65 00:06:25,477 --> 00:06:27,406 One! I'm biting my tongue. 66 00:06:27,441 --> 00:06:29,335 Two! He's kissing on you. 67 00:06:29,370 --> 00:06:30,170 Three! 68 00:06:30,482 --> 00:06:32,255 - Hey, Monistat. - What's up, Vagisil? 69 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,028 You and me are going out tonight. 70 00:06:34,063 --> 00:06:35,175 Tonight, why? 71 00:06:35,384 --> 00:06:37,782 Because Low Shoulder are playing at Melody Lane. 72 00:06:37,817 --> 00:06:39,138 They're this indie rock band from the city, 73 00:06:39,173 --> 00:06:40,458 I saw their MySpace page... 74 00:06:40,493 --> 00:06:43,726 ...and the lead singer's extra salty. 75 00:06:44,039 --> 00:06:47,376 Plus, there will be lots of other salty morsels there for you. 76 00:06:48,836 --> 00:06:50,052 Come on, Needy. 77 00:06:50,087 --> 00:06:52,590 I promised Chip that I would hang out with him tonight. 78 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:55,197 Boo! Cross out Needy! 79 00:06:59,055 --> 00:07:01,141 What time is the show? 80 00:07:01,245 --> 00:07:02,878 I'll pick you up at 8:30. 81 00:07:02,913 --> 00:07:05,312 My mom has a date with that guy who owns the ham store. 82 00:07:05,347 --> 00:07:06,563 He seems nice. 83 00:07:07,189 --> 00:07:10,630 - Wear something cute, okay? - Okay. 84 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:13,550 "Little Lover's So Polite" performed by Silversun Pickups 85 00:07:16,053 --> 00:07:20,015 'To wear something cute' meant something very specific in Jennifer-speak. 86 00:07:20,224 --> 00:07:22,414 It meant like I couldn't look like a total zero. 87 00:07:22,449 --> 00:07:24,464 But I couldn't upstage her either. 88 00:07:24,499 --> 00:07:28,149 I could expose my stomach, but never my cleavage. 89 00:07:28,184 --> 00:07:30,235 Tits were her trademark. 90 00:07:32,633 --> 00:07:35,136 Those jeans are hella low, I can... 91 00:07:35,171 --> 00:07:36,665 ...almost see your front butt. 92 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:39,932 It's a rock show. This is my rock look. 93 00:07:39,967 --> 00:07:43,165 Well, I can see like your womb, so... 94 00:07:44,938 --> 00:07:46,867 I never even heard of Low Shoulder. 95 00:07:47,024 --> 00:07:48,796 Which one is Jennifer stalking? 96 00:07:49,109 --> 00:07:50,325 The lead singer. 97 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,072 Girls like her don't go out with drummers. 98 00:07:53,489 --> 00:07:54,218 Thanks a lot. 99 00:07:54,219 --> 00:07:56,930 No offense, I mean, she'd probably make an exception... 100 00:07:56,965 --> 00:07:58,286 ...if you were like a drummer... 101 00:07:58,494 --> 00:08:01,101 - ... who is also the lead singer. - Like, Phil Collins? 102 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:02,978 Who's Phil Collins? 103 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:07,254 Forget it. He's seminal, but whatever... 104 00:08:07,462 --> 00:08:08,679 Anyway, this singer guy, 105 00:08:08,714 --> 00:08:11,112 Jennifer says he's extra salty. So... 106 00:08:11,147 --> 00:08:12,781 Salty? 107 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,283 'Salty' means beautiful. 108 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:18,933 Well, then you must be soy sauce, babe. 109 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,724 - Jennifer's here. - How do you know? 110 00:08:31,759 --> 00:08:34,888 Needy, quit tampooning yourself and get down here! 111 00:08:34,923 --> 00:08:36,452 That's fucking weird. 112 00:08:36,765 --> 00:08:39,685 I'd better hurry before she's gets into 'why he did it'. 113 00:08:40,415 --> 00:08:43,543 - You always do what Jennifer tells you to do. - No, I don't. 114 00:08:43,647 --> 00:08:46,254 It's just that I like the same things as she likes. 115 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,278 We have stuff in common, that's why we are B. F. F's. 116 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:52,407 You guys don't have anything in common. 117 00:08:52,442 --> 00:08:54,492 Yeah, okay, joke. 118 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,805 Guess who's got the whip until 11:30? 119 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:12,220 A 2003 Chrysler Sebring and it's all mine. 120 00:09:13,263 --> 00:09:15,035 Oh, Hi, Chip. 121 00:09:15,348 --> 00:09:17,121 It smells like Thai food in here. 122 00:09:17,225 --> 00:09:19,311 Have you guys been fucking? 123 00:09:19,832 --> 00:09:21,501 - You're gross. - No. 124 00:09:21,605 --> 00:09:23,378 - You're gross - You're so gross. 125 00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:25,046 Fuck you! 126 00:09:25,359 --> 00:09:26,610 Let's go to the club. 127 00:09:26,715 --> 00:09:29,182 Melody Lane is not a club. It's a bar. 128 00:09:29,217 --> 00:09:31,929 In fact, it's not even a bar, it's like a bingo hall with taps. 129 00:09:31,964 --> 00:09:32,832 Eat my ass, Chip. 130 00:09:32,867 --> 00:09:34,640 You're just jello because you're not invited. 131 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:35,648 I'm not jealous! 132 00:09:35,683 --> 00:09:39,020 That place is disgusting. Everyone in there has a mustache. 133 00:09:39,228 --> 00:09:40,028 You're totally jello! 134 00:09:40,062 --> 00:09:43,608 You're lime green jello and you can't even admit it to yourself. 135 00:09:45,276 --> 00:09:47,779 Stop kidnapping my girlfriend. 136 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,135 Your wish. 137 00:09:49,865 --> 00:09:51,950 "Urgent" performed by Foreigner 138 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,068 Chip was right. 139 00:09:58,103 --> 00:10:00,710 Melody Lane is definitely not a club. 140 00:10:00,918 --> 00:10:04,881 Clubs are for attractive people in populous urban areas. 141 00:10:04,985 --> 00:10:07,279 Clubs have DJ's and champagne. 142 00:10:08,322 --> 00:10:12,180 All we have is a jukebox and a sticker toilet. 143 00:10:20,523 --> 00:10:21,843 I cannot wait... 144 00:10:21,878 --> 00:10:24,120 ...until I'm old enough to get wasted. 145 00:10:24,155 --> 00:10:26,362 Hi, Jennifer. You look very pretty. 146 00:10:26,397 --> 00:10:28,240 What up, Craig. 147 00:10:28,552 --> 00:10:30,742 He thinks he's cute enough for me. 148 00:10:30,777 --> 00:10:32,932 And that's why he's in retard math. 149 00:10:37,312 --> 00:10:40,857 Hey, it's Ahmet from India. The foreign exchange guy. 150 00:10:40,892 --> 00:10:42,943 I wonder if he's circumcised. 151 00:10:43,256 --> 00:10:45,863 I always wanted to try sea cucumber. 152 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:49,304 Jennifer Check! 153 00:10:49,513 --> 00:10:52,015 You shouldn't poison yourself with that shit. 154 00:10:53,371 --> 00:10:55,352 You just want me to arrest you for possession. 155 00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:57,090 Are you gonna arrest me? 156 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,732 You're not even out of the academy yet, Roman! 157 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:01,609 Two more months. 158 00:11:02,026 --> 00:11:04,320 And I'm on the force for real. 159 00:11:05,050 --> 00:11:08,491 Are you, uh, gonna cuff me? 160 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:10,368 Don't do that. 161 00:11:10,994 --> 00:11:12,663 Okay, not here. 162 00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:15,374 Hey, that's the band. 163 00:11:24,342 --> 00:11:26,497 You can totally tell they're from the city. 164 00:11:26,532 --> 00:11:29,816 Yeah, they're wearing eye liner. They look like a bunch of faygos. 165 00:11:29,851 --> 00:11:33,101 Well, you would think that, Roman, because you're a small-time Gomer. 166 00:11:33,206 --> 00:11:36,230 I wish we had more guys like that in Devil's Kettle. 167 00:11:36,543 --> 00:11:38,732 All stylish and shit. 168 00:11:42,591 --> 00:11:46,449 - I think they need two groupies. - No, no, come on! 169 00:11:46,484 --> 00:11:49,265 Don't be so JV, Needy. They're just boys. 170 00:11:49,369 --> 00:11:51,767 Morsels. We have all the power, don't you know that? 171 00:11:51,802 --> 00:11:52,810 These things... 172 00:11:52,914 --> 00:11:56,251 These are like smart bombs, okay? 173 00:11:56,356 --> 00:12:00,318 You point them in the right direction and shit gets real. 174 00:12:02,717 --> 00:12:04,802 - Hi. - Hi. 175 00:12:06,054 --> 00:12:08,608 Hi. Um, I just wanted to meet you... 176 00:12:09,286 --> 00:12:11,163 ...or something? I'm Jennifer Check. 177 00:12:11,268 --> 00:12:13,457 And... this is my friend. 178 00:12:13,492 --> 00:12:14,396 Hi. 179 00:12:14,709 --> 00:12:16,899 I'm Nikolai, and this is... 180 00:12:16,934 --> 00:12:18,463 ...this is my band. 181 00:12:18,567 --> 00:12:20,340 Low Shoulder. 182 00:12:20,548 --> 00:12:22,321 Yeah, we heard... I've heard about you... 183 00:12:22,356 --> 00:12:24,615 You play instruments really... 184 00:12:24,928 --> 00:12:26,284 ...super good. 185 00:12:26,388 --> 00:12:29,204 Thank you, we are professionals. 186 00:12:29,239 --> 00:12:30,733 Hey, sorry... 187 00:12:30,768 --> 00:12:32,958 Can I ask you a question? 188 00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:36,399 Why would you want to play all the way out here in the Devil's Kettle? 189 00:12:36,434 --> 00:12:37,546 You live in city, right? 190 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:38,971 Yeah. But, you know what... 191 00:12:39,006 --> 00:12:42,447 I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans in the... 192 00:12:42,482 --> 00:12:44,533 ...shitty areas too. 193 00:12:44,741 --> 00:12:46,618 That's amazing. 194 00:12:48,183 --> 00:12:52,667 - Can I-Can I buy you a drink? - Sure, what are we having? 195 00:12:52,702 --> 00:12:55,551 They have this really awesome 9/11 tribute shooter? 196 00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:57,776 It's red, white and blue, but you have to drink it really fast... 197 00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:00,175 - ... or it turns brownish. - Alright, we'll drink it fast. 198 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:01,843 - Okay. - Okay. 199 00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:03,894 I'll be right back. 200 00:13:03,929 --> 00:13:06,431 Okay! How-how you're gonna get alcohol? 201 00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:10,185 I'll just play hello titty with the bartender. 202 00:13:19,779 --> 00:13:21,552 Dirk, what about her? 203 00:13:22,699 --> 00:13:24,159 Who, Jan Brady? 204 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:25,688 No, man! Fuck you! 205 00:13:25,723 --> 00:13:27,496 I'm talking about the one who just went to get me a drink... 206 00:13:27,531 --> 00:13:30,207 - ... the state fair butter princess. - That's the one. 207 00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:32,883 - I don't know! Seriously, - I grew up in a town like this, okay... 208 00:13:32,918 --> 00:13:37,194 ...there's always that girl, if they show it off, they do not give it up. 209 00:13:37,229 --> 00:13:38,862 You told us, you were from Brooklyn. 210 00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:42,929 My point is, this girl's definitely a virgin. Okay? 211 00:13:42,964 --> 00:13:45,849 - Now, I know girls like that... - I don't know. 212 00:13:45,953 --> 00:13:48,456 Well, you know, we didn't turn all the way out here for nothing. 213 00:13:48,491 --> 00:13:50,124 - So... - Excuse me. 214 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:51,550 - Hey! - Hey! 215 00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:54,191 That's my best friend that you're talking about. 216 00:13:54,713 --> 00:13:57,215 And you're right, she is a virgin. 217 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,344 And that beats sleeping with creeps like you. 218 00:14:13,066 --> 00:14:15,256 The other one isn't full enough. 219 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,967 Those guys are rank, Jen. Just forget about it. 220 00:14:18,002 --> 00:14:20,435 You know what? I think the lead singer wants me. 221 00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:23,077 Only because he thinks you're a virgin. I heard them talking. 222 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:23,972 What? 223 00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:28,186 I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. 224 00:14:28,221 --> 00:14:30,654 And by the way, that hurts. 225 00:14:30,689 --> 00:14:32,635 I couldn't even go to flags the next day. 226 00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:35,695 I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas. 227 00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:37,780 Oh, God! 228 00:14:39,657 --> 00:14:42,994 - Good evening, Devil's Lake. - Devil's Kettle. 229 00:14:43,029 --> 00:14:44,975 Fuckin' A right it is. 230 00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:48,521 "Through the Trees" performed by Low Shoulder 231 00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:06,978 All alone in an empty room, 232 00:15:07,396 --> 00:15:12,088 Nothing left but the memories of when... 233 00:15:12,192 --> 00:15:14,347 ...I had my best friend. 234 00:15:14,382 --> 00:15:17,997 I don't know how we ended up here, 235 00:15:18,032 --> 00:15:23,142 I don't know but it's never been so clear, 236 00:15:23,177 --> 00:15:27,626 We made a mistake, dear. 237 00:15:28,564 --> 00:15:31,380 And I see... 238 00:15:32,527 --> 00:15:36,072 ...the broken glass in front of me. 239 00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:38,679 I see... 240 00:15:39,618 --> 00:15:43,424 ...your shadow hanging over me. 241 00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:47,230 And your face, I can see... 242 00:15:47,439 --> 00:15:50,776 Through the trees, 243 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:54,426 I will find you. 244 00:15:54,738 --> 00:16:00,265 I will heal the ruins left inside you, 245 00:16:02,038 --> 00:16:05,792 Because I'm still here breathing now. 246 00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:08,920 I'm still here breathing now. 247 00:16:09,338 --> 00:16:12,987 I'm still here breathing now. 248 00:16:13,022 --> 00:16:16,289 Until I'm set free. 249 00:16:16,324 --> 00:16:19,765 Go quiet through the trees. 250 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:25,257 I remember how we used to talk, 251 00:16:25,292 --> 00:16:28,734 About the places we would go when... 252 00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:30,367 ...we were off. 253 00:16:30,402 --> 00:16:33,322 And all that we were gonna find. 254 00:16:36,554 --> 00:16:40,065 And I remember our seeds grow, 255 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,916 And how you cried when you saw... 256 00:16:42,951 --> 00:16:45,105 ...the first leaves show. 257 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,691 Hey, get out of there. 258 00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:09,090 I know where to go. 259 00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:34,951 It's okay, okay, Jen. 260 00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:45,796 - Jennifer? - Oh, thank God, you guys are alright. 261 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,090 I have been looking everywhere for you two. 262 00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:51,601 This sucks! It's too dangerous out here. 263 00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:53,826 You want to head somewhere safer, like my van? 264 00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:55,598 What? 265 00:17:55,911 --> 00:17:59,248 I'm in survival mode, right now. I want us to get to a familiar place... 266 00:17:59,352 --> 00:18:01,542 ...and right now, I feel like that's my van. 267 00:18:01,577 --> 00:18:02,585 Okay... 268 00:18:02,794 --> 00:18:04,879 Okay, this will help with the shock. Great. 269 00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:07,486 Are you shocked? Have some of that. 270 00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:09,259 No. 271 00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:11,240 Jennifer? 272 00:18:14,681 --> 00:18:16,350 Hey! 273 00:18:18,123 --> 00:18:19,895 Let's go, Jennifer. 274 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,502 - Let's go to the van. - I want to go to your really cool van. 275 00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:25,596 - Needy, let's go see his van. - Why? Why should we? 276 00:18:25,631 --> 00:18:27,821 We have the Sebring, let's just get out of here, please. 277 00:18:27,925 --> 00:18:29,489 Needy, just stop it. 278 00:18:29,698 --> 00:18:31,783 Just shut up! 279 00:18:47,217 --> 00:18:52,118 I watched her get into that van and I knew something awful was going to happen. 280 00:18:52,153 --> 00:18:54,064 He was skinny and twisted and evil... 281 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:58,062 ...like this petrified tree I saw when I was a kid. 282 00:19:53,121 --> 00:19:55,624 - Hey, Niedermeyer. - Thank God, you're there. 283 00:19:55,659 --> 00:19:57,918 - What wrong? - Jennifer's gone. 284 00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:02,819 She ran off with that rock band. And Melody Lane burned down. 285 00:20:02,854 --> 00:20:05,113 - You're okay, right? - Yeah. 286 00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:08,137 There was this huge stampede and... 287 00:20:08,242 --> 00:20:10,327 All the people who fainted got run over. 288 00:20:10,432 --> 00:20:13,977 And you could hear their bones breaking. 289 00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,541 And the people... 290 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:19,365 Like... the people on fire just smelled like... 291 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,493 - This is crazy. - But Jennifer's still with those creeps. 292 00:20:22,528 --> 00:20:26,021 They took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out. 293 00:20:26,056 --> 00:20:29,515 - Did you get the make and model? - I don't know, Chip. An '89 Rapist. 294 00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:31,774 She's still in there. We have to go find her. 295 00:20:31,809 --> 00:20:33,790 Who cares about Jennifer and those douchebags... 296 00:20:33,825 --> 00:20:35,771 ...with their douchebag haircuts and their manskirts. 297 00:20:35,806 --> 00:20:37,857 People just burned to death. 298 00:20:39,317 --> 00:20:41,472 Oh, cheese and fries! There's somebody here. 299 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:45,052 - I'm alone and I'm freaked out. - Where's your mom? 300 00:20:45,087 --> 00:20:46,721 Swing shift. 301 00:20:49,432 --> 00:20:51,622 Stay on the phone with me, okay? 302 00:20:54,646 --> 00:20:58,504 - Needy, you want me to come over? - I don't know. 303 00:20:58,713 --> 00:21:00,381 Maybe. 304 00:21:11,644 --> 00:21:13,416 Needy? 305 00:21:19,465 --> 00:21:21,550 Okay, now there's no one here. 306 00:21:22,801 --> 00:21:24,887 So strange. 307 00:21:25,513 --> 00:21:27,598 Maybe I'm going crazy. 308 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,839 Probably nothing. 309 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,585 - Look, I'll call you later. - Okay. 310 00:22:53,107 --> 00:22:54,880 Hi. 311 00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:07,602 What happened? 312 00:23:12,295 --> 00:23:14,380 Jen? 313 00:23:16,883 --> 00:23:18,865 Jen? 314 00:23:45,247 --> 00:23:48,688 My mom got that at Boston Market and... 315 00:23:49,001 --> 00:23:51,504 We're not supposed to... 316 00:24:23,935 --> 00:24:25,082 Jennifer... 317 00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:26,576 Jennifer? 318 00:24:27,877 --> 00:24:29,077 Jennifer. 319 00:24:54,176 --> 00:24:56,261 Are you scared? 320 00:25:13,676 --> 00:25:15,062 Jennifer! 321 00:25:30,257 --> 00:25:32,342 There's a body in here. 322 00:25:39,850 --> 00:25:42,249 I heard Needy and Jennifer were there. 323 00:25:42,353 --> 00:25:45,377 And they had to fight their way out with a machete. 324 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:47,636 Look, she's not even moving. 325 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:50,278 It's called post traumatic stress disorder. 326 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:53,267 My Dad was in Operation Enduring Freedom... 327 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:57,161 ...and he totally like, stopped talking for like months. 328 00:26:01,749 --> 00:26:04,773 I'll be Perfect Prom Barbie, and you be her. 329 00:26:04,808 --> 00:26:07,693 Why do I have to be Ugly Ashley? 330 00:26:08,736 --> 00:26:10,508 What's wrong, Jennifer? 331 00:26:18,434 --> 00:26:21,666 Don't tell my mom about this. She'll make me get a shot. 332 00:26:21,701 --> 00:26:23,648 I"ll never tell on you. 333 00:26:26,567 --> 00:26:28,966 Where's it at, Monistat? 334 00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:34,284 - You're alright. - Yeah, why wouldn't I be? 335 00:26:34,701 --> 00:26:38,560 - Because last night at my house... - You do have a tendency to overreact. 336 00:26:38,595 --> 00:26:40,350 You remember, when we were in Girl Scout camp... 337 00:26:40,385 --> 00:26:42,705 ...and you totally thought there was an earthquake... 338 00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:45,025 ...but it was just two guys with a ghetto blaster? 339 00:26:46,276 --> 00:26:50,656 People died, Jennifer. It's like all over the news. 340 00:26:51,073 --> 00:26:52,846 National news. 341 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,453 Anybody that we know? 342 00:26:55,870 --> 00:26:57,956 We know everyone! 343 00:26:58,894 --> 00:27:01,188 Sucks to be them, I guess. 344 00:27:03,795 --> 00:27:06,819 - What is wrong with you? - What's wrong with you? 345 00:27:06,854 --> 00:27:09,843 Besides the obvious surface flaws. 346 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,493 I knew it was real. 347 00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:18,394 I'd been up all night scrubbing the carnage off the linoleum. 348 00:27:25,902 --> 00:27:28,474 - Shoot. - Please don't speak to yourself. 349 00:27:28,509 --> 00:27:31,064 It's one of your more freakish Needy behaviors... 350 00:27:31,099 --> 00:27:33,619 ...and that makes us both look like total gaylords. 351 00:27:33,828 --> 00:27:36,087 Eww, fuck, you need a mani bad. 352 00:27:36,122 --> 00:27:39,146 You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation. 353 00:27:43,943 --> 00:27:45,681 This is a dark... 354 00:27:45,716 --> 00:27:48,635 ...dark day for Devil's Kettle. 355 00:27:49,053 --> 00:27:52,494 And believe me you... I have lived through some... 356 00:27:53,745 --> 00:27:55,831 ...some pretty heavy stuff. 357 00:27:57,916 --> 00:28:01,775 We lost eight... precious students... 358 00:28:02,087 --> 00:28:05,529 ...including, Ahmet, from India. 359 00:28:05,633 --> 00:28:11,264 Several parents, and our beloved Spanish teacher, 360 00:28:12,203 --> 00:28:16,026 - Se�orita Erickson. - No way! Erickson ain't shit? 361 00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:21,066 Now more than ever, put aside your teenage concerns about... 362 00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:24,925 ...who's the cool dude, or who's a ho'. 363 00:28:25,759 --> 00:28:28,887 We can't let that damn fire win. 364 00:28:28,992 --> 00:28:31,077 It already won. 365 00:28:32,328 --> 00:28:34,414 God bless you, kids. 366 00:28:57,460 --> 00:29:00,901 - No band practice today. - No anything today. 367 00:29:01,527 --> 00:29:02,256 It's surreal, right? 368 00:29:02,257 --> 00:29:05,802 I mean, when just one person dies in Devil's Kettle, it's like time stops. 369 00:29:05,837 --> 00:29:08,096 I feel guilty just breathing. 370 00:29:08,409 --> 00:29:10,182 Word. 371 00:29:11,329 --> 00:29:15,083 Chip, I need to tell you something. Kind of weird. 372 00:29:16,126 --> 00:29:19,046 - It's about Jennifer. - What? 373 00:29:20,923 --> 00:29:23,843 Well, you know how last night we were talking and someone came to my house. 374 00:29:23,878 --> 00:29:24,676 Well, It was Jennifer! 375 00:29:24,677 --> 00:29:28,222 I mean, she looked like, she'd been beaten up or shot or something. 376 00:29:28,257 --> 00:29:31,263 And then she barfed up this like disgusting... 377 00:29:31,298 --> 00:29:34,270 ...prickly stuff that looked like a roadkill... 378 00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:38,754 - ... and like sewing needles mixed together. - Yuck. 379 00:29:39,172 --> 00:29:42,404 She probably just inhaled a whole bunch of smoke or something. 380 00:29:42,439 --> 00:29:44,698 No, Chip! No, it was like... 381 00:29:44,733 --> 00:29:46,471 It was like evil! 382 00:29:48,452 --> 00:29:51,164 Needy, I think you might want to talk to the school shrink. 383 00:29:51,199 --> 00:29:53,006 I'm not saying that to be a dillhole. 384 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,126 Yeah, but don't tell whoppers and I'm not crazy. 385 00:29:55,231 --> 00:29:57,073 I didn't say you were crazy. It's just... 386 00:29:57,108 --> 00:30:00,236 ...everybody's a little messed up about this. And it's okay to feel... 387 00:30:00,271 --> 00:30:02,530 - Discombobulated? - Yeah! Fucked up! 388 00:30:02,565 --> 00:30:05,867 - Hey, Needy. - Oh. Hi, Colin. 389 00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:09,934 I heard you were there last night, in the fiery trenches. 390 00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:12,437 Yeah. 391 00:30:13,792 --> 00:30:15,982 I'm glad you didn't die. 392 00:30:16,504 --> 00:30:17,859 Thanks. 393 00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:19,736 Seriously. 394 00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:24,116 How are you friends with Colin Gray? 395 00:30:24,325 --> 00:30:26,410 I thought Colin Gray only talked to the dead girls. 396 00:30:26,445 --> 00:30:27,314 I just am. 397 00:30:27,349 --> 00:30:29,956 We have Creative Non-Fiction together. He's a really good writer. 398 00:30:29,991 --> 00:30:33,084 He's like all dark and emotional and stuff. 399 00:30:34,648 --> 00:30:36,734 Well, I'm like that too, I mean, I can relate. 400 00:30:36,942 --> 00:30:40,279 I'm not all obvious about it like... 401 00:30:40,314 --> 00:30:42,052 ...a poseur. 402 00:30:42,678 --> 00:30:44,763 Walk me home? 403 00:30:45,493 --> 00:30:47,058 You know it, baby. 404 00:30:51,124 --> 00:30:53,210 "Sacred Heart " performed by It Dies Today 405 00:31:10,416 --> 00:31:12,606 - Hi. - Hey. 406 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,004 Jennifer. 407 00:31:15,109 --> 00:31:18,654 I'm crazy sorry about your profound loss. 408 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,887 You're crying about Craig, right? 409 00:31:23,034 --> 00:31:25,119 He was my best friend. 410 00:31:25,641 --> 00:31:28,248 You know, I was there last night. 411 00:31:28,352 --> 00:31:31,793 And I was probably the last person to talk to him. 412 00:31:32,002 --> 00:31:34,088 - Like, ever. - Wow! 413 00:31:34,713 --> 00:31:36,382 You-You know what he said? 414 00:31:36,486 --> 00:31:40,240 Craig said that he always thought that you and me... 415 00:31:40,275 --> 00:31:44,098 ...would make a totally banging couple. 416 00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:47,227 Isn't that so weird? 417 00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:49,729 He-He said 'banging'? 418 00:31:54,735 --> 00:31:57,238 Feel my heart, Jonas. 419 00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:02,139 I think it's broken. 420 00:32:04,016 --> 00:32:06,101 Mine too. 421 00:32:06,623 --> 00:32:09,751 You come with me, just for a little while. 422 00:32:10,690 --> 00:32:13,192 It's what Craig would have wanted. 423 00:32:14,548 --> 00:32:17,051 - Yeah. - Yeah! 424 00:32:39,471 --> 00:32:41,208 You're so warm... 425 00:32:41,243 --> 00:32:44,372 - Why are you so warm? - Shutties! 426 00:32:57,511 --> 00:32:59,180 Jennifer. 427 00:32:59,492 --> 00:33:01,682 - Jen... - What? 428 00:33:02,204 --> 00:33:03,872 Look. 429 00:33:14,404 --> 00:33:16,490 They're waiting. 430 00:33:24,624 --> 00:33:26,709 Okay. 431 00:33:40,266 --> 00:33:42,351 Do you miss Craig? 432 00:33:44,541 --> 00:33:46,105 Of course. 433 00:33:47,044 --> 00:33:49,651 Well, you're gonna see your buddy really soon. 434 00:33:49,686 --> 00:33:52,258 What? You mean like in heaven someday? 435 00:33:54,031 --> 00:33:55,699 Nope. 436 00:34:01,643 --> 00:34:03,729 God! 437 00:34:08,942 --> 00:34:11,445 Let it all out, kids. 438 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:18,119 "Teenagers" performed by Hayley Williams 439 00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:19,892 You want some baloney, Specter? 440 00:34:19,996 --> 00:34:21,942 And that was Low Shoulder... 441 00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:25,523 ...the local band who became the unlikely heroes of the tragedy... 442 00:34:25,558 --> 00:34:26,879 ...in Devil's Kettle last night. 443 00:34:27,087 --> 00:34:31,363 Eyewitnesses say the boys helped numerous people escape the inferno, 444 00:34:31,398 --> 00:34:33,205 ...risking their own lives in the process. 445 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:36,472 That's rock n' roll with a conscience, ladies and gentlemen. 446 00:34:36,577 --> 00:34:37,305 And guess what? 447 00:34:37,306 --> 00:34:41,269 We're honored to have Low Shoulder in the studio right now. 448 00:34:41,478 --> 00:34:43,563 How are you guys holding up? 449 00:34:44,189 --> 00:34:45,545 We're maintaining, man. 450 00:34:45,857 --> 00:34:48,569 It's not easy, but you know the real heroes... 451 00:34:48,673 --> 00:34:51,036 ...are people in Devil's Lake. 452 00:34:51,071 --> 00:34:55,243 I just hope we can purvey one-tenth of their courage... 453 00:34:55,278 --> 00:34:58,162 ...and spirit on our upcoming album. 454 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:15,368 Virgin Mother! 455 00:35:16,724 --> 00:35:18,914 - Crap. - You said it. 456 00:35:19,227 --> 00:35:20,895 Hi, Mom. 457 00:35:21,312 --> 00:35:23,398 I didn't know you were up. 458 00:35:23,919 --> 00:35:25,588 Yeah. 459 00:35:26,631 --> 00:35:30,072 Oh, God, I had another one of my night terrors. 460 00:35:30,176 --> 00:35:31,184 Well, it's 4 o'clock. 461 00:35:31,219 --> 00:35:34,347 - So technically you had a day terror. - Hmm, right. 462 00:35:35,494 --> 00:35:37,580 What did you dream about? 463 00:35:38,831 --> 00:35:43,003 I dreamed some bad people who were trying to nail you to a tree... 464 00:35:43,038 --> 00:35:44,984 ...with hammers and... 465 00:35:45,401 --> 00:35:48,008 ...big stakes and shit. 466 00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,928 Just like JC. 467 00:35:52,596 --> 00:35:53,813 But I didn't let them get you. 468 00:35:53,848 --> 00:35:56,872 Because I'm a hard-assed, Ford-tough mama bear. 469 00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:59,583 I can take care of myself. 470 00:35:59,792 --> 00:36:01,738 Now, you say that. 471 00:36:01,773 --> 00:36:06,048 But one day you're gonna be crying out for me and I'm not gonna be there. 472 00:36:25,549 --> 00:36:27,634 "Celestial Crown" performed by The Sword 473 00:37:17,897 --> 00:37:22,589 ...a terrific fire destroyed the popular local nightclub in Devil's Kettle last night. 474 00:37:22,798 --> 00:37:26,761 - Yeah? - I feel so scrumptious! 475 00:37:26,969 --> 00:37:27,977 Goody for you. 476 00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:30,098 You know, when you kiss your boyfriend for the first time... 477 00:37:30,133 --> 00:37:33,226 ...and it feels like your entire body is on vibrate. 478 00:37:33,643 --> 00:37:34,859 Yeah. 479 00:37:34,894 --> 00:37:36,563 It's that good. 480 00:37:36,667 --> 00:37:38,196 Well, that's nice. 481 00:37:38,231 --> 00:37:40,490 I'm little bit depressed about, you know, 482 00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:43,967 ...the giant smoldering funeral pyre in the middle of the town. 483 00:37:44,175 --> 00:37:46,747 Move on dot org, Needy! It's over. 484 00:37:46,782 --> 00:37:51,475 Life is too short to be moping around about some white-trash pig roast. 485 00:37:51,510 --> 00:37:53,108 That's sweet, Jen. 486 00:37:53,143 --> 00:37:56,549 You know, I tell it like it is. And besides, you know what? 487 00:37:56,584 --> 00:38:01,068 You should be happy for me, because I'm having the best day since like... 488 00:38:01,103 --> 00:38:02,633 ...Jesus invented the calendar. 489 00:38:02,737 --> 00:38:04,614 Jesus didn't invent the calendar. 490 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,908 Whatever. 491 00:38:07,325 --> 00:38:10,037 - The other line, hold on. - So blow it off. 492 00:38:10,072 --> 00:38:12,122 It'll just be a minute. 493 00:38:13,373 --> 00:38:15,563 I'm crossing you out. 494 00:38:16,293 --> 00:38:17,128 Hey! 495 00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:20,882 - I need to see you right now. - I can barely hear you. 496 00:38:20,917 --> 00:38:22,654 Because Camille is playing the piano. 497 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:25,678 - Knock it off, Camille! - You knock it off! 498 00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:27,660 Can you meet at McCullum in ten? 499 00:38:27,868 --> 00:38:30,892 You knock it off, Chip! You're penis cheese! 500 00:38:30,927 --> 00:38:32,978 At fifteen? 501 00:38:33,604 --> 00:38:35,168 "New in Town" performed by Little Boots 502 00:38:40,799 --> 00:38:43,927 - I gotta go. - I am a god. 503 00:38:44,449 --> 00:38:45,561 Okay. 504 00:38:45,596 --> 00:38:48,064 I gonna meet Chip at McCullum Park. 505 00:38:48,099 --> 00:38:50,810 You know, Chip is looking really cute to me lately. 506 00:38:51,123 --> 00:38:54,564 So tell me, is he like packing some serious pubic inches? 507 00:38:54,772 --> 00:38:56,858 What's the story down there? 508 00:38:56,893 --> 00:38:58,526 I gotta go. 509 00:39:06,973 --> 00:39:09,059 - Why are the cops at your house? - They're not. 510 00:39:09,094 --> 00:39:10,275 They're at Jonas Kozelle's house. 511 00:39:10,310 --> 00:39:13,021 Why? He tried to sell fake peyote to the 8th graders again? 512 00:39:13,056 --> 00:39:15,003 No, Needy, he was murdered. 513 00:39:15,038 --> 00:39:16,219 - What? - Yeah! 514 00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:19,591 Someone ripped Jonas limb from limb in the woods behind the school. 515 00:39:19,626 --> 00:39:20,912 They ate parts of him. 516 00:39:20,947 --> 00:39:22,059 No one's supposed to know yet. 517 00:39:22,094 --> 00:39:24,388 But my father just went over there and talked to the cops. 518 00:39:24,423 --> 00:39:26,126 His mom is like catatonic. 519 00:39:26,161 --> 00:39:30,853 She's just staring out the front window like a zombie mannequin robot statue. 520 00:39:31,792 --> 00:39:34,920 This can't be a coincidence. 521 00:39:35,233 --> 00:39:37,736 - What you talking about, Needy? - A fiery death trap last night, 522 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,594 And now a cannibal psycho takes down the biggest guy in school, come on. 523 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:43,575 It's freaktarded. 524 00:39:44,409 --> 00:39:47,329 Well, the bad luck's gotta be over, right? 525 00:39:47,538 --> 00:39:50,562 I mean, it can't get any worse, right? It can't. 526 00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:52,230 I mean, you agree, right? 527 00:39:52,647 --> 00:39:54,420 You're shaking. 528 00:39:54,455 --> 00:39:55,637 I'm cold. 529 00:39:55,672 --> 00:39:59,113 - It's very cold out here. - You want my hoodie? 530 00:39:59,321 --> 00:40:00,990 "Through the Trees" performed by Low Shoulder 531 00:40:01,025 --> 00:40:04,118 All alone in an empty room. 532 00:40:04,744 --> 00:40:06,934 The days marched on as usual, 533 00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:10,062 ...but most of us were too numb to enjoy ourselves. 534 00:40:10,271 --> 00:40:11,904 Most of us. 535 00:40:11,939 --> 00:40:15,450 I don't know how we ended up here. 536 00:40:15,485 --> 00:40:20,282 I don't know but it's never been so clear. 537 00:40:20,386 --> 00:40:24,661 We made a mistake, dear. 538 00:40:25,078 --> 00:40:28,832 To the rest of the world we were famous. We were saints. 539 00:40:28,867 --> 00:40:30,883 Our town's only bar had burned to the ground. 540 00:40:30,918 --> 00:40:34,359 And our star linebacker was someone's snack pack. 541 00:40:34,881 --> 00:40:38,322 The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil's Kettle. 542 00:40:38,357 --> 00:40:39,643 And the press, God! 543 00:40:39,678 --> 00:40:43,014 They couldn't get enough of our little world of shit. 544 00:40:44,370 --> 00:40:47,811 Through the trees. 545 00:40:48,124 --> 00:40:51,461 I will find you. 546 00:40:51,670 --> 00:40:57,144 I will heal the ruins left inside you. 547 00:40:58,865 --> 00:41:02,619 Because I'm still here breathing now. 548 00:41:02,723 --> 00:41:05,956 I'm still here breathing now. 549 00:41:06,269 --> 00:41:09,814 I'm still here breathing now. 550 00:41:09,919 --> 00:41:13,116 Until I'm set free. 551 00:41:13,151 --> 00:41:16,592 Go quiet through the trees. 552 00:41:16,801 --> 00:41:18,991 Still, we were healing. 553 00:41:19,304 --> 00:41:22,745 Like Chip, we figured things could only get better. 554 00:41:23,266 --> 00:41:25,352 We had faith. 555 00:41:26,395 --> 00:41:28,480 We were fucking idiots. 556 00:41:29,732 --> 00:41:34,007 Before the period ends, I would like to make an announcement. 557 00:41:34,216 --> 00:41:38,178 As you all know, today is the one month anniversary of... 558 00:41:38,213 --> 00:41:40,368 ...the tragedy at Melody Lane, 559 00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:43,184 ...and the murder of Jonas Kozelle. 560 00:41:43,219 --> 00:41:45,269 Boring. 561 00:41:46,312 --> 00:41:48,502 As I was saying, Jennifer... 562 00:41:48,537 --> 00:41:49,753 ...and Needy. 563 00:41:49,858 --> 00:41:52,465 I finally got some good news to share with all of you. 564 00:41:52,569 --> 00:41:55,454 The members of the rock n' roll group Low Shoulder, 565 00:41:55,489 --> 00:41:59,764 ...have decided to extend a helping hand to our community. 566 00:41:59,799 --> 00:42:01,850 As you all know, their song... 567 00:42:01,885 --> 00:42:03,379 'Through the Trees' 568 00:42:03,414 --> 00:42:07,689 ...has become our unofficial anthem of unity and healing. 569 00:42:07,724 --> 00:42:11,965 And they have decided to release it as a benefit single. 570 00:42:12,069 --> 00:42:16,762 3% of the profits will go to local families who have been affected by loss. 571 00:42:16,866 --> 00:42:19,577 What about the other 97%? 572 00:42:19,994 --> 00:42:22,497 I mean, that's just crass. Right? 573 00:42:23,853 --> 00:42:25,208 Crass. 574 00:42:25,313 --> 00:42:28,406 It means greedy. Exploitative. Scummy. 575 00:42:28,441 --> 00:42:31,674 - Low Shoulder are American heroes. - No, they're not. 576 00:42:31,709 --> 00:42:33,724 I was there, Chastity. 577 00:42:33,759 --> 00:42:36,540 They didn't help anybody escape the fire. 578 00:42:36,575 --> 00:42:38,348 I don't even know how that rumor all got started. 579 00:42:38,383 --> 00:42:39,703 Rumor? 580 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:40,850 Rumor? 581 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:42,379 It's true! 582 00:42:42,414 --> 00:42:44,465 It's on the Wikipedia. 583 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:48,775 We wouldn't even know who they were if they hadn't been playing that night. 584 00:42:48,810 --> 00:42:51,487 - They used us. - You take that back, Needy Lesnicki! 585 00:42:51,522 --> 00:42:52,382 Girls? 586 00:42:52,417 --> 00:42:53,989 We need them now more than ever. 587 00:42:54,024 --> 00:42:55,658 That's enough. 588 00:42:59,203 --> 00:43:03,896 - I'm already sick of that song. - Yeah, it's really poorly produced. 589 00:43:04,209 --> 00:43:07,233 - Could the bass be any lower in the mix? - No offense, 590 00:43:07,546 --> 00:43:09,527 ...but you really look tired. 591 00:43:09,562 --> 00:43:11,508 - Is everything, okay? - No. 592 00:43:11,543 --> 00:43:13,177 I feel like boo-boo. 593 00:43:13,385 --> 00:43:18,391 My skin is breaking out and my hair is dull and lifeless. 594 00:43:18,426 --> 00:43:19,294 Oh, God. 595 00:43:19,329 --> 00:43:21,936 It's like I'm one of the normal girls! 596 00:43:22,041 --> 00:43:24,126 Are you PMS-ing or something? 597 00:43:24,161 --> 00:43:25,551 PMS isn't real, Needy. 598 00:43:25,586 --> 00:43:29,132 It was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem crazy. 599 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:33,303 Don't look at me like that. 600 00:43:34,346 --> 00:43:38,308 - It's just wearing off or something. - What's wearing off? 601 00:43:41,749 --> 00:43:43,105 Hello, Needy. 602 00:43:43,209 --> 00:43:44,009 Hi. 603 00:43:44,044 --> 00:43:45,295 Jennifer. 604 00:43:45,399 --> 00:43:46,651 Hey, Colin. 605 00:43:46,859 --> 00:43:48,840 Can I borrow your English homework again? 606 00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:50,405 I forgot to read Hamlet. 607 00:43:50,509 --> 00:43:52,594 Is he gonna fuck his mom? 608 00:43:53,637 --> 00:43:56,661 I don't... I don't... I don't think so. 609 00:43:56,766 --> 00:43:59,129 I sort of wanted to ask you something. 610 00:43:59,164 --> 00:44:01,562 - You want to know if I'll go out with you? - No. 611 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:03,857 Yeah! What? 612 00:44:04,795 --> 00:44:08,132 - How-How did you know? - Just go ahead with the pitch. 613 00:44:10,113 --> 00:44:11,782 Okay. 614 00:44:13,763 --> 00:44:16,161 Well, we have been having a lot fun in the class, you and I, 615 00:44:16,370 --> 00:44:18,560 ...and I thought maybe you would like to go, see a movie... 616 00:44:18,664 --> 00:44:20,333 ...or something. 617 00:44:21,167 --> 00:44:25,234 There's a midnight showing of Rocky Horror at the Bijou, next weekend. 618 00:44:25,269 --> 00:44:27,737 I don't like boxing movies. 619 00:44:28,675 --> 00:44:31,386 Yeah, but... It's not a... 620 00:44:33,263 --> 00:44:34,480 ...fucking boxing movie. 621 00:44:34,515 --> 00:44:37,539 Fuck it, okay. Forget it. 622 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,876 That was random. 623 00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:43,691 I'm used to boys asking me out, Needy. 624 00:44:44,943 --> 00:44:46,715 Colin's really nice. 625 00:44:47,237 --> 00:44:49,809 He's into maggot rock. He wears nail polish. 626 00:44:49,844 --> 00:44:53,181 - My dick is bigger than his. - Well, I think he is really cool. 627 00:44:53,702 --> 00:44:55,892 - You do? - Yeah. 628 00:44:58,186 --> 00:45:00,272 Wait! Colin? 629 00:45:02,357 --> 00:45:04,617 Why don't you just come by my place tonight? 630 00:45:04,652 --> 00:45:09,031 I just got Aquamarine on DVD. It's about this girl who's like, half-sushi. 631 00:45:09,066 --> 00:45:11,951 I guess she has sex through a blowhole or something. 632 00:45:13,932 --> 00:45:15,601 Okay. 633 00:45:17,478 --> 00:45:18,590 Great! Yeah. 634 00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:21,545 Okay, I'll text you my address. 635 00:45:22,379 --> 00:45:24,048 Cool. 636 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,366 - Hi. - Hey. 637 00:45:32,390 --> 00:45:34,163 Hi, Chip. 638 00:45:36,561 --> 00:45:38,438 Get a room. 639 00:45:39,689 --> 00:45:42,505 So talking to your mysterious pal, Colin Gray, again? 640 00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:43,338 No. 641 00:45:43,339 --> 00:45:47,198 - He was asking Jennifer out on a date. - That's weird. 642 00:45:47,823 --> 00:45:49,596 So, you're gonna come over tonight? 643 00:45:49,909 --> 00:45:51,229 Sure. I'd like that. 644 00:45:51,264 --> 00:45:54,289 I went to Super Target and picked up more condoms. So, 645 00:45:54,497 --> 00:45:56,583 - Thanks. - Not that that has anything to do with... 646 00:45:56,618 --> 00:45:58,043 Oh, no. I didn't assume that. 647 00:45:58,078 --> 00:45:59,398 Well, I'm... 648 00:45:59,815 --> 00:46:02,422 Okay, I'll see you tonight then. 649 00:46:03,257 --> 00:46:04,925 Okay. 650 00:46:09,826 --> 00:46:12,120 It's for ambiance. 651 00:46:15,353 --> 00:46:17,439 It's Jamming Jasmine. 652 00:46:18,064 --> 00:46:20,776 My mom has holiday scents too, if you...? 653 00:46:20,811 --> 00:46:22,096 No, this is nice. 654 00:46:22,831 --> 00:46:24,842 "Time" performed by Cute Is What We Aim For 655 00:46:24,947 --> 00:46:29,744 I've always thought the left was your strongest side. 656 00:46:29,779 --> 00:46:34,645 But when it comes to you, now I can't decide. 657 00:46:35,270 --> 00:46:37,530 It's only a matter of... 658 00:46:39,268 --> 00:46:41,006 ...time. 659 00:46:46,324 --> 00:46:48,410 "I Can See Clearly Now" performed by Screeching Weasel 660 00:47:05,511 --> 00:47:09,057 I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. 661 00:47:09,995 --> 00:47:14,479 I can see all obstacles in my way. 662 00:47:14,584 --> 00:47:18,094 Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind. 663 00:47:18,129 --> 00:47:23,552 It's gonna be a bright, bright. Sun-Shiny day. 664 00:47:23,865 --> 00:47:28,244 I think I can make it now, the rain is gone. 665 00:47:28,766 --> 00:47:32,624 All of the bad feelings have disappeared. 666 00:47:32,937 --> 00:47:36,343 Here is the rainbow I've been praying for. 667 00:47:36,378 --> 00:47:41,592 It's gonna be a bright, bright. Sun-Shiny day. 668 00:49:30,564 --> 00:49:32,650 Hello? 669 00:49:41,201 --> 00:49:42,834 Jennifer? 670 00:49:45,369 --> 00:49:46,577 "I Wanna Love You" performed by Akon and Snoop Dogg 671 00:49:47,180 --> 00:49:48,569 ...you already know. 672 00:49:48,604 --> 00:49:55,204 I wanna love you, love you, you already know. 673 00:50:17,803 --> 00:50:19,540 Slippery Swirl? 674 00:50:19,575 --> 00:50:23,538 Yeah, it's supposed to make it feel good for the girl. 675 00:50:23,747 --> 00:50:24,998 Cool! 676 00:50:25,311 --> 00:50:27,570 Baby you got a phatty, the type I like to marry. 677 00:50:27,605 --> 00:50:30,003 Wanting to just give you everything and that's kinda scary. 678 00:50:30,038 --> 00:50:32,715 Because I'm loving the way you shake your ass. 679 00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:34,661 Bouncing, got me tipping my glass. 680 00:50:34,696 --> 00:50:37,407 Normally don�t get caught up too fast. 681 00:50:37,442 --> 00:50:38,936 But I got a thing for you. 682 00:50:38,971 --> 00:50:43,420 I see you winding and grinding up on the floor. 683 00:50:43,455 --> 00:50:48,357 I know you see me looking at you and you already know. 684 00:50:48,392 --> 00:50:53,153 I wanna love you, love you, you already know. 685 00:50:53,188 --> 00:50:54,300 I wanna... 686 00:50:58,576 --> 00:51:04,207 I wanna love you, love you, you already know. 687 00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:10,464 You made it. 688 00:51:14,009 --> 00:51:16,095 What's going on? 689 00:51:21,830 --> 00:51:23,916 This... 690 00:51:24,854 --> 00:51:27,878 This isn't really your house, is it? 691 00:51:28,191 --> 00:51:30,242 No, baby. 692 00:51:30,277 --> 00:51:32,258 This is our house. 693 00:51:32,293 --> 00:51:34,239 Just for you and me. 694 00:51:35,178 --> 00:51:37,785 We can play Mommy and Daddy. 695 00:51:46,336 --> 00:51:48,943 Do you even know my last name? 696 00:51:49,986 --> 00:51:51,758 Silly. 697 00:51:52,176 --> 00:51:54,678 I've been sending you signals all year. 698 00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:57,598 Couldn't you tell? 699 00:51:57,911 --> 00:52:00,622 You give me such a wettie. 700 00:52:18,558 --> 00:52:20,227 Put it in. 701 00:52:41,917 --> 00:52:43,481 Jennifer! 702 00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:46,157 What? 703 00:52:46,192 --> 00:52:47,200 Are you scared? 704 00:52:47,235 --> 00:52:50,781 I mean, I thought boys like you were really into... vermin. 705 00:52:50,816 --> 00:52:52,449 Death and shit. 706 00:52:53,492 --> 00:52:55,265 Here you go. 707 00:52:58,184 --> 00:53:00,270 Nice hardware, ace. 708 00:53:25,610 --> 00:53:27,696 No way... 709 00:53:33,952 --> 00:53:35,273 Shit! 710 00:53:35,308 --> 00:53:37,341 Oh, puncture wound! 711 00:53:37,376 --> 00:53:39,375 God, that's so emo. 712 00:53:43,546 --> 00:53:45,632 I need you frightened. 713 00:54:18,062 --> 00:54:20,669 I need you hopeless. 714 00:54:25,675 --> 00:54:27,448 Hopeless! 715 00:54:48,512 --> 00:54:50,598 What? 716 00:54:51,953 --> 00:54:53,726 What? 717 00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:56,333 Am I hurting you? 718 00:54:58,836 --> 00:55:00,921 Am I too big? 719 00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:06,970 What? 720 00:55:09,785 --> 00:55:12,809 Needy! What's wrong? 721 00:55:12,913 --> 00:55:15,312 Is it something I did? 722 00:57:03,345 --> 00:57:05,744 Mommy! Mommy? 723 00:57:32,544 --> 00:57:34,629 Are you scared? 724 00:58:12,691 --> 00:58:14,047 Hi. 725 00:58:15,090 --> 00:58:17,488 Hi, Needy! Enough with this screaming. 726 00:58:17,523 --> 00:58:19,678 - You're such a clich�. - Get out! 727 00:58:21,242 --> 00:58:24,788 But we always share your bed when we have slumber parties. 728 00:58:30,106 --> 00:58:33,234 I'm not gonna bite you. 729 00:58:41,681 --> 00:58:44,184 How may you own that t-shirt? 730 00:59:50,714 --> 00:59:53,894 - What the fuck is happening? - My God, Needy! 731 00:59:54,155 --> 00:59:57,075 I have never heard you drop the f-bomb before. 732 00:59:57,110 --> 01:00:00,221 - You! I saw you! I saw you! - Buh-buh-buh. 733 01:00:00,256 --> 01:00:03,332 Slow down, tardy slip. You sound like a sped. 734 01:00:03,436 --> 01:00:05,104 I'm gonna call the police. 735 01:00:05,209 --> 01:00:07,816 Oh, okay! Why don't you narc me out. 736 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:10,527 I've the cops in my back pocket, Needy. 737 01:00:10,736 --> 01:00:13,238 I'm fucking a cadet, remember? 738 01:00:13,655 --> 01:00:15,706 What you want from me? 739 01:00:15,741 --> 01:00:18,661 Just only explain some things to you. 740 01:00:18,974 --> 01:00:23,249 Besides, best friends don't keep secrets. Right? 741 01:00:25,230 --> 01:00:27,316 In case you don't remember the night of the fire... 742 01:00:27,351 --> 01:00:29,262 I got really messed up. 743 01:00:29,297 --> 01:00:31,383 And those guys from Low Shoulder. 744 01:00:31,418 --> 01:00:32,912 Totally evil. 745 01:00:32,947 --> 01:00:38,057 They are basically like agents of Satan with really awesome haircuts. 746 01:00:40,038 --> 01:00:42,124 "Finishing School" performed by Dashboard Confessional 747 01:00:46,712 --> 01:00:48,450 Where-Where are we going? 748 01:00:48,485 --> 01:00:50,987 You don't have to talk, if you don't want to. 749 01:01:00,477 --> 01:01:02,562 Are you guys rapists? 750 01:01:03,084 --> 01:01:05,169 Oh, God! I hate girls. 751 01:01:10,383 --> 01:01:12,990 Are you even sure she's a fucking virgin, man? 752 01:01:13,929 --> 01:01:15,875 Yes! Yes, I'm a virgin! 753 01:01:15,910 --> 01:01:19,769 I'm a virgn! I never-never even done sex. I don't know how. 754 01:01:19,804 --> 01:01:24,044 So, you guys should find somebody who does... 755 01:01:24,253 --> 01:01:25,608 ...know how. 756 01:01:25,817 --> 01:01:26,707 See, Dirk? 757 01:01:26,842 --> 01:01:28,737 I told you, man. You owe me a beer. 758 01:01:29,362 --> 01:01:30,509 What did they do to you? 759 01:01:30,614 --> 01:01:32,282 Let me finish. 760 01:01:32,803 --> 01:01:34,333 So they drove me out to the falls. 761 01:01:34,368 --> 01:01:37,913 And I kept looking for a way to escape, but... 762 01:01:37,948 --> 01:01:40,520 ...it's really dark out there. 763 01:01:49,175 --> 01:01:50,948 Where are you going, huh? 764 01:01:51,678 --> 01:01:53,659 We got a waxing moon tonight, you guys. 765 01:01:53,764 --> 01:01:55,849 Just like the ritual said. 766 01:02:07,111 --> 01:02:09,353 One of you guys have something to shut her up with? 767 01:02:13,090 --> 01:02:15,158 This is great. But get it nice and tight though, 768 01:02:15,162 --> 01:02:17,035 because I don't want to get fuckin' clawed. 769 01:02:27,967 --> 01:02:30,053 I don't know if we should go through with this. 770 01:02:31,617 --> 01:02:32,486 Dirk. 771 01:02:33,494 --> 01:02:36,518 You wanna work at Moose Hoof Coffee forever? I don't. 772 01:02:36,622 --> 01:02:37,457 Okay? 773 01:02:37,561 --> 01:02:39,855 You wanna be a big loser or... 774 01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:41,801 ...do you wanna be rich... 775 01:02:41,836 --> 01:02:45,382 ...and awesome like that guy from Maroon 5? 776 01:02:47,468 --> 01:02:49,240 Maroon 5. 777 01:02:49,866 --> 01:02:51,499 Okay, that's what I thought. 778 01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:53,620 Go and fetch me the ritual, brother. 779 01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:03,109 Thank you. 780 01:03:04,256 --> 01:03:05,195 Alright. 781 01:03:05,299 --> 01:03:08,741 - That's it? - Yeah, I found it online. 782 01:03:09,888 --> 01:03:14,059 We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of... 783 01:03:16,457 --> 01:03:18,126 What's your name again? Tiffany? 784 01:03:18,230 --> 01:03:20,211 My name is Jennifer. 785 01:03:20,246 --> 01:03:21,044 Super. 786 01:03:21,045 --> 01:03:22,158 We come here tonight... 787 01:03:22,193 --> 01:03:25,425 ...to sacrifice the body of Jennifer from Devil's Kettle. 788 01:03:25,460 --> 01:03:27,094 Please, please... 789 01:03:27,198 --> 01:03:31,473 Please let me go. I'll do anything. I'll do any... 790 01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:41,589 Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? 791 01:03:41,624 --> 01:03:43,153 There's so many of us. 792 01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:47,532 We're all so cute and it's like if you don't get on Letterman... 793 01:03:47,637 --> 01:03:51,391 ...or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? 794 01:03:51,426 --> 01:03:53,164 Satan is our only hope. 795 01:03:53,581 --> 01:03:54,936 We're in league with the beast now. 796 01:03:55,041 --> 01:03:57,648 And we have to make a really big impression on him. 797 01:03:57,683 --> 01:04:00,255 And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. 798 01:04:00,290 --> 01:04:01,506 And bleed you. 799 01:04:01,714 --> 01:04:03,487 And Dirk here is gonna wear your face. 800 01:04:03,522 --> 01:04:05,260 Relax, I'm kidding about the face. 801 01:04:05,469 --> 01:04:07,554 The rest is gonna happen though. 802 01:04:10,682 --> 01:04:12,768 You know what? Maybe we'll write a song about you. 803 01:04:12,803 --> 01:04:14,854 I think as a fan that would be pretty cool, right? 804 01:04:23,926 --> 01:04:26,012 With the deepest malice, 805 01:04:26,324 --> 01:04:28,618 We deliver this virgin unto thee. 806 01:04:29,244 --> 01:04:30,913 Dude, that is a hot murder weapon. 807 01:04:30,948 --> 01:04:32,268 It's a bowie knife. 808 01:04:32,373 --> 01:04:33,589 Bowie? Nice. 809 01:04:33,624 --> 01:04:35,710 Alright, here we go! It's gonna be knarly. 810 01:04:35,745 --> 01:04:38,230 Help me please... please... Help me... 811 01:04:38,265 --> 01:04:40,715 Wait a sec! I just thought of something. 812 01:04:41,028 --> 01:04:42,696 Jenny. 813 01:04:43,009 --> 01:04:44,225 Jenny, you're the girl for me. 814 01:04:44,260 --> 01:04:46,971 You don't know me. But you make me so happy. 815 01:04:47,006 --> 01:04:49,683 I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve. 816 01:04:49,787 --> 01:04:52,603 I used my imagination. 817 01:04:52,707 --> 01:04:55,418 But I was disturbed. 818 01:04:55,835 --> 01:04:59,016 Jenny, I got your number. 819 01:04:59,068 --> 01:05:02,197 I need to make you mine. 820 01:05:02,301 --> 01:05:05,638 Jenny, don�t change your number, 821 01:05:05,673 --> 01:05:10,299 ...8-6-7-5-3-0-9... 822 01:05:13,354 --> 01:05:16,900 ...8-6-7-5-3-0-9... 823 01:05:24,408 --> 01:05:26,494 - They killed you. - Oops! 824 01:05:26,598 --> 01:05:28,371 I'm still here, aren't I? 825 01:05:28,579 --> 01:05:31,499 I mean, they did go Benihana on my ass with that knife. 826 01:05:31,534 --> 01:05:33,480 And it should have killed me but... 827 01:05:33,585 --> 01:05:35,462 ...for some reason... 828 01:05:35,670 --> 01:05:37,339 ...it didn't. 829 01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:41,093 Maybe it did. 830 01:06:08,101 --> 01:06:10,812 Anyway, I don't really remember what happened after that. 831 01:06:10,847 --> 01:06:13,489 I just know that I woke up and... 832 01:06:13,524 --> 01:06:16,131 ...I found my way back to you. 833 01:06:28,331 --> 01:06:30,104 I remember. 834 01:06:31,043 --> 01:06:33,441 I couldn't bring myself to hurt you. 835 01:06:33,545 --> 01:06:36,048 I mean, I'm a really good friend. 836 01:06:36,674 --> 01:06:39,698 I was just so hungry. 837 01:06:58,989 --> 01:07:00,658 Ahmet! 838 01:07:02,118 --> 01:07:03,891 You made it out? 839 01:07:07,958 --> 01:07:09,730 Are you lost? 840 01:07:12,546 --> 01:07:15,361 Does your host family know that you're alive? 841 01:07:18,803 --> 01:07:21,305 Does anyone know you're alive? 842 01:07:27,145 --> 01:07:29,022 You come with me. 843 01:07:29,335 --> 01:07:31,108 We're gonna sort all of this out. 844 01:07:32,985 --> 01:07:37,260 And ever since then, I just knew what I have to do to be strong. 845 01:07:37,295 --> 01:07:41,223 And when I'm full, like I'm right now. I'm like... 846 01:07:41,535 --> 01:07:42,995 ...unkillable. 847 01:07:43,204 --> 01:07:45,290 Like I can do shit like this. Watch! 848 01:07:48,105 --> 01:07:50,295 It's really cool. Just watch. Look. 849 01:07:54,049 --> 01:07:56,239 It's like some X-Men shit, right? 850 01:08:02,704 --> 01:08:06,041 What do you mean, when you're full? 851 01:08:09,274 --> 01:08:11,672 What about my mom's Kia? 852 01:08:11,881 --> 01:08:14,331 Why were you covered in blood? 853 01:08:14,366 --> 01:08:16,782 You didn't even look human. 854 01:08:19,493 --> 01:08:23,039 You know, Needy, maybe you should talk to somebody about these... 855 01:08:23,074 --> 01:08:25,194 ...disturbing thoughts... 856 01:08:25,229 --> 01:08:29,191 ...that you're having. We're all really concerned. 857 01:08:30,130 --> 01:08:32,215 Especially, Chip. 858 01:08:32,528 --> 01:08:35,239 I think he may be having second thoughts about you. 859 01:08:35,274 --> 01:08:36,282 Leave! 860 01:08:36,386 --> 01:08:38,681 Come on, Needy. Let me stay the night. 861 01:08:38,889 --> 01:08:42,435 We can play 'boyfriend-girlfriend' like we used to. 862 01:08:57,242 --> 01:09:00,162 - What are you doing? - Um, you said to leave. 863 01:09:00,475 --> 01:09:02,561 See you at school. 864 01:09:27,796 --> 01:09:32,489 We're gathered here to celebrate the life of Colin Gray. 865 01:09:32,906 --> 01:09:35,409 Who was plucked from the prime of his youth. 866 01:09:47,088 --> 01:09:50,946 They did a big memorial assembly for Colin at school. 867 01:09:51,676 --> 01:09:54,648 And we had to watch another presentation about curfews... 868 01:09:54,683 --> 01:09:57,620 ...and the buddy system and how to deal with grief. 869 01:09:57,933 --> 01:10:00,436 But nobody seemed to care anymore. 870 01:10:01,061 --> 01:10:03,773 Sorrow was last week's emotion. 871 01:10:05,754 --> 01:10:08,778 Sure we all hope this would be the last funeral. 872 01:10:09,091 --> 01:10:10,864 But I knew better. 873 01:10:11,385 --> 01:10:13,679 So I did some research. 874 01:10:14,096 --> 01:10:16,182 Paranormal research. 875 01:10:29,843 --> 01:10:32,345 Offering a virgin to satan. 876 01:10:33,805 --> 01:10:38,915 ...forever feed on flesh to... 877 01:10:39,123 --> 01:10:41,209 Destroying a demon. 878 01:10:41,522 --> 01:10:43,781 Demons are weakest when hungry. 879 01:10:43,816 --> 01:10:48,717 But a blade to the heart is the surest way to kill the beast. 880 01:10:53,514 --> 01:10:57,789 Jennifer and I hadn't spoken since our encounter in my room. 881 01:10:58,415 --> 01:11:01,335 Actually, I hadn't really spoken to anyone. 882 01:11:18,854 --> 01:11:20,522 Hey. 883 01:11:21,565 --> 01:11:23,616 I just bought our formal tickets. 884 01:11:23,651 --> 01:11:26,571 Did you make reservations at the Cheesecake Factory? 885 01:11:27,822 --> 01:11:30,429 Chip, I can't go to the dance with you. 886 01:11:30,464 --> 01:11:31,784 What? Why? 887 01:11:31,889 --> 01:11:33,557 Look, just trust me. 888 01:11:33,766 --> 01:11:35,399 You shouldn't go at all. 889 01:11:35,434 --> 01:11:38,354 - What're you talking about? - Not here. 890 01:11:38,458 --> 01:11:40,648 What's going on? You're breaking up with me? 891 01:11:40,753 --> 01:11:42,838 Please, Chip. I just need to tell you something. 892 01:11:42,942 --> 01:11:44,089 - Is this about Jennifer? - Yes. 893 01:11:44,194 --> 01:11:47,635 - But I promise you this is the last time... - Needy, I care about you. 894 01:11:47,670 --> 01:11:48,468 A lot. 895 01:11:48,469 --> 01:11:52,223 As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes tonight. 896 01:11:52,258 --> 01:11:54,413 And-And I'm scared of what's happening to you. 897 01:11:54,517 --> 01:11:58,480 - You're acting really fucked up. - Please just let me show you. 898 01:12:01,296 --> 01:12:02,616 Okay. 899 01:12:02,651 --> 01:12:04,424 Jennifer's evil. 900 01:12:05,258 --> 01:12:06,614 I know. 901 01:12:06,822 --> 01:12:09,012 No, I mean, she's actually evil. 902 01:12:09,117 --> 01:12:10,750 Not high school evil. 903 01:12:10,785 --> 01:12:14,748 I've been through the occult section of the library five times. 904 01:12:14,783 --> 01:12:17,528 Our library has a occult section? 905 01:12:17,563 --> 01:12:20,274 Yeah, its-its really small... 906 01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:22,673 You have to read this. 907 01:12:24,758 --> 01:12:26,322 - Demon... - Demonic transference. 908 01:12:26,531 --> 01:12:27,748 It's something that happens... 909 01:12:27,783 --> 01:12:30,077 ...when you try to sacrifice a virgin to Satan... 910 01:12:30,112 --> 01:12:31,849 ...without using an actual virgin. 911 01:12:31,884 --> 01:12:33,066 The guys from the band... 912 01:12:33,101 --> 01:12:34,769 ...tried to sacrifice her in the woods. 913 01:12:34,804 --> 01:12:35,604 But what they didn't know... 914 01:12:35,708 --> 01:12:37,898 ...is that she hasn't been a virgin since junior high. 915 01:12:37,933 --> 01:12:39,688 It all makes sense now. Read this. 916 01:12:39,723 --> 01:12:41,443 If the human sacrifice is impure, 917 01:12:41,547 --> 01:12:42,659 ...the result may still be obtained. 918 01:12:42,694 --> 01:12:45,510 But a demon will ever reside in the soul of the victim. 919 01:12:45,545 --> 01:12:48,326 She must forever feed on flesh to substain the demon. 920 01:12:48,638 --> 01:12:50,515 - Okay. - She's eating boys! 921 01:12:50,724 --> 01:12:52,392 They like make her really... 922 01:12:52,427 --> 01:12:53,540 ...pretty and glowy... 923 01:12:53,644 --> 01:12:55,694 ...and her hair looks amazing. 924 01:12:55,729 --> 01:12:59,066 And then when she's hungry, she's weak and cranky and ugly. 925 01:12:59,101 --> 01:13:01,152 I mean like ugly for her. 926 01:13:01,569 --> 01:13:03,446 Don't you get it? 927 01:13:03,481 --> 01:13:04,802 The dance. 928 01:13:05,010 --> 01:13:08,452 It'll be like an all-you-can-eat buffet. 929 01:13:11,267 --> 01:13:13,213 Needy, I think you need help. 930 01:13:13,248 --> 01:13:15,090 Oh, my God! You don't believe me. 931 01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:18,567 It's not that I don't believe you, I just don't believe this. 932 01:13:18,602 --> 01:13:21,174 God, this is a nightmare. 933 01:13:23,781 --> 01:13:25,518 And what about the dance? 934 01:13:25,553 --> 01:13:29,099 - Who cares about the goddamn dance, Chip? - I do. 935 01:13:29,203 --> 01:13:31,602 I ordered your corsage, it's an orchid. 936 01:13:31,637 --> 01:13:33,687 It was like $12. 937 01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:38,240 I'll be at the dance. 938 01:13:38,275 --> 01:13:40,361 I just need to keep an eye on Jennifer. 939 01:13:41,091 --> 01:13:43,489 Promise me, you're not gonna go. 940 01:13:46,514 --> 01:13:47,938 Needy, I... 941 01:13:47,973 --> 01:13:50,024 ...I'm not your guy anymore? 942 01:13:50,059 --> 01:13:53,187 Chip, it's not safe for us to be together right now. 943 01:13:58,610 --> 01:14:00,278 "Finishing School" performed by Dashboard Confessional 944 01:14:00,313 --> 01:14:02,433 You hit me once, I hit you back. 945 01:14:02,468 --> 01:14:04,397 You gave a kick, I gave a slap. 946 01:14:04,432 --> 01:14:06,327 You smashed a plate over my head. 947 01:14:06,431 --> 01:14:09,768 Then I set fire to our bed. 948 01:14:11,436 --> 01:14:13,626 You hit me once, I hit you back. 949 01:14:13,661 --> 01:14:15,937 You gave a kick, I gave a slap. 950 01:14:15,972 --> 01:14:19,022 You smashed a plate over my head. 951 01:14:19,057 --> 01:14:22,073 Then I set fire to our bed. 952 01:14:25,097 --> 01:14:27,182 You hit me once, I hit you back. 953 01:14:27,217 --> 01:14:29,268 You gave a kick, I gave a slap. 954 01:14:29,581 --> 01:14:33,126 All over Devil's Kettle, kids are getting ready for the dance. 955 01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:38,758 Blissfully ignorant that some poor chump was on his way to being Satan chow. 956 01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:49,185 - I'm in my underpants, Mom! - I need to give you something. 957 01:14:49,603 --> 01:14:51,271 What, Mom? 958 01:14:54,712 --> 01:14:56,276 Ladies� pepper spray? 959 01:14:56,381 --> 01:14:59,613 There's obviously a sicko out there who likes boys. 960 01:14:59,718 --> 01:15:03,993 Mom, I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex. 961 01:15:05,349 --> 01:15:08,790 Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him? 962 01:15:08,825 --> 01:15:11,293 - Lasagna with teeth? - You heard. 963 01:15:14,942 --> 01:15:17,445 You picking Needy up at her house? 964 01:15:19,844 --> 01:15:22,868 I'm-I'm meeting her at the dance. 965 01:15:23,076 --> 01:15:25,683 I want pictures with your sister before you go. 966 01:15:25,718 --> 01:15:27,247 Yes, ma'am. 967 01:15:29,542 --> 01:15:31,627 "New Perspective" performed by Panic at the Disco 968 01:15:32,253 --> 01:15:34,616 Stop there and let me correct it. 969 01:15:34,651 --> 01:15:37,831 I wanna live a life from a new perspective. 970 01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:40,847 You come along because I love your face. 971 01:15:40,882 --> 01:15:43,710 And I'll admire your expensive taste. 972 01:15:43,745 --> 01:15:46,400 And who cares divine intervention. 973 01:15:46,435 --> 01:15:49,146 I wanna be praised from a new perspective. 974 01:15:49,181 --> 01:15:50,206 Okay, one more. 975 01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:51,232 Back to back. 976 01:15:52,170 --> 01:15:53,943 Big smiles. 977 01:15:53,978 --> 01:15:55,716 Cheese. 978 01:16:40,556 --> 01:16:42,224 "Death" performed by White Lies 979 01:16:42,433 --> 01:16:45,978 I wonder what keeps us so high up. 980 01:16:49,941 --> 01:16:53,799 Could there be a love beneath these wings. 981 01:16:56,823 --> 01:17:00,682 If we suddenly fall should I scream out? 982 01:17:04,019 --> 01:17:08,294 Keep very quiet and cling to my mouth as I'm crying. 983 01:17:08,329 --> 01:17:10,084 So frightened of dying, 984 01:17:10,119 --> 01:17:11,840 Relax, yes, I'm trying, 985 01:17:11,944 --> 01:17:16,115 But fears got a hold on me. 986 01:17:18,514 --> 01:17:21,746 Yes, this fears got a hold on me. 987 01:17:22,059 --> 01:17:23,728 Here, we all are... 988 01:17:26,126 --> 01:17:28,316 Quiet-Quiet down, please. 989 01:17:29,359 --> 01:17:30,610 Boys? 990 01:17:30,714 --> 01:17:32,070 Thank you. 991 01:17:32,174 --> 01:17:33,182 Welcome... 992 01:17:33,217 --> 01:17:35,303 ...to the Spring Formal. 993 01:17:47,503 --> 01:17:49,067 Chip! 994 01:17:51,570 --> 01:17:53,969 Didn't you hear me calling your name? 995 01:17:54,073 --> 01:17:56,158 You weren't calling my name. 996 01:17:56,367 --> 01:17:58,035 Yes, I was. 997 01:17:59,287 --> 01:18:00,816 I- I couldn't hear it. 998 01:18:00,851 --> 01:18:04,709 Listen, I need to talk to you about you-know-who. 999 01:18:05,544 --> 01:18:07,212 Our little Needy. 1000 01:18:07,421 --> 01:18:11,070 I hope everybody had enough opportunity to consume some of the... 1001 01:18:11,105 --> 01:18:12,113 ...Pecan Sandies... 1002 01:18:12,217 --> 01:18:13,434 ...and Cran-Grape... 1003 01:18:13,469 --> 01:18:16,806 ...that was so generously donated by the Parents' Club. 1004 01:18:18,787 --> 01:18:21,707 But the real treat is yet to come. 1005 01:18:21,811 --> 01:18:26,087 She's been acting a little off lately. 1006 01:18:28,172 --> 01:18:29,945 Look, 1007 01:18:30,571 --> 01:18:32,969 I think I know what's wrong with her. 1008 01:18:33,282 --> 01:18:34,950 What? What is it? 1009 01:18:35,368 --> 01:18:39,852 You know, how Needy has been really upset since Colin Gray died? 1010 01:18:40,060 --> 01:18:42,146 Well, it's not just because he was like... 1011 01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:44,753 ...brutally murdered and stuff. 1012 01:18:45,274 --> 01:18:48,090 - I don't wanna say this. - Say it! 1013 01:18:50,488 --> 01:18:52,678 Needy and Colin were intimate. 1014 01:18:54,451 --> 01:18:55,667 And by that... 1015 01:18:55,702 --> 01:18:59,143 ...I mean they were porking on a semi-regular basis. 1016 01:19:00,290 --> 01:19:01,333 No... 1017 01:19:01,437 --> 01:19:05,609 She and Colin were doing things that you have never even heard of. 1018 01:19:05,644 --> 01:19:07,694 Okay, total varsity moves. 1019 01:19:10,510 --> 01:19:14,264 I just can't believe that she would mess with your head like this. 1020 01:19:15,202 --> 01:19:19,061 I care about you so much, Chip. 1021 01:19:22,085 --> 01:19:25,005 More than I've ever had the guts to admit. 1022 01:19:27,299 --> 01:19:29,036 These fine, young gentlemen, 1023 01:19:29,071 --> 01:19:31,470 ...have been generous enough to take time out... 1024 01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:35,745 ...from their sold-out national tour. 1025 01:19:35,954 --> 01:19:39,395 To play our dance. For free. 1026 01:19:42,002 --> 01:19:44,609 Needy didn't deserve a boy like you. 1027 01:19:45,548 --> 01:19:46,903 Boys and girls, 1028 01:19:47,425 --> 01:19:48,780 ...please welcome... 1029 01:19:48,885 --> 01:19:51,283 ...Low Shoulder! 1030 01:20:20,273 --> 01:20:21,941 "Through The Trees" performed by Low Shoulder 1031 01:20:22,150 --> 01:20:25,174 All alone in an empty room, 1032 01:20:25,591 --> 01:20:30,283 Nothing left but the memories of when... 1033 01:20:30,805 --> 01:20:32,942 ...I had my best friend. 1034 01:20:32,977 --> 01:20:35,080 Oh, you're so salty! 1035 01:20:35,915 --> 01:20:37,531 Yeah! You're... 1036 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,147 ...salty too. 1037 01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:41,337 Say it like you mean it. 1038 01:20:41,858 --> 01:20:45,300 - Say I'm better than Needy. - What? Why? 1039 01:20:46,655 --> 01:20:52,203 Take my breath as your own. 1040 01:20:53,538 --> 01:20:58,938 Take my eyes to guide you home. 1041 01:21:00,837 --> 01:21:04,591 Because I'm still here breathing now. 1042 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:11,382 I'm still here breathing now. 1043 01:21:11,995 --> 01:21:15,228 I'm still here... 1044 01:21:15,436 --> 01:21:16,479 Chip! 1045 01:21:16,584 --> 01:21:20,442 Because I'm still here breathing now. 1046 01:21:20,477 --> 01:21:25,882 I'm still here breathing now. 1047 01:21:25,917 --> 01:21:31,148 And I'm still here so... 1048 01:21:31,183 --> 01:21:34,624 Because I'm still here breathing now. 1049 01:21:34,728 --> 01:21:41,315 I'm still here breathing now. 1050 01:21:42,132 --> 01:21:45,434 And I'm still here... 1051 01:21:45,469 --> 01:21:48,910 Because I'm not coming back. 1052 01:22:13,416 --> 01:22:16,127 - What are you doing? - Swimming. 1053 01:22:18,421 --> 01:22:20,298 Come on, Chip. 1054 01:22:20,403 --> 01:22:22,905 Show me your breast stroke. 1055 01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:39,590 I feel so empty. 1056 01:22:44,283 --> 01:22:46,368 Yeah, me too. 1057 01:22:48,662 --> 01:22:51,686 Please just come here and kiss me again. 1058 01:23:02,114 --> 01:23:03,783 I can't. 1059 01:23:05,034 --> 01:23:06,807 I'm sorry. 1060 01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:09,205 This just feels weird. 1061 01:23:49,249 --> 01:23:51,334 Help! 1062 01:24:18,864 --> 01:24:20,637 Needy. 1063 01:24:50,252 --> 01:24:52,025 Needy. 1064 01:25:16,948 --> 01:25:18,616 She can fly? 1065 01:25:18,929 --> 01:25:20,285 She's just hovering. 1066 01:25:20,389 --> 01:25:21,327 It's not that impressive. 1067 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:25,081 God, do you have to undermine everything that I do? 1068 01:25:25,186 --> 01:25:27,584 You're such a player-hater. 1069 01:25:27,793 --> 01:25:29,322 You're a jerk. 1070 01:25:29,357 --> 01:25:32,381 Wow! Nice insult, Hannah Montana! 1071 01:25:32,485 --> 01:25:33,945 You got any more harsh digs? 1072 01:25:33,980 --> 01:25:35,718 You know what? 1073 01:25:35,926 --> 01:25:38,081 You were never a good friend. 1074 01:25:38,116 --> 01:25:41,001 Even when we were little. You used to steal my toys... 1075 01:25:41,036 --> 01:25:45,312 - ... and pour lemonade on my bed. - And now I'm eating your boyfriend! 1076 01:25:45,347 --> 01:25:48,145 See, at least I'm consistent. 1077 01:25:48,180 --> 01:25:50,943 Why do you need him? Huh? 1078 01:25:51,047 --> 01:25:53,863 You could have anybody that you want, Jennifer. 1079 01:25:53,898 --> 01:25:56,643 So... why Chip? 1080 01:25:56,678 --> 01:25:59,146 Is it just to tick me off? 1081 01:25:59,181 --> 01:26:03,039 Or is it because you're just really insecure? 1082 01:26:03,769 --> 01:26:05,855 I'm not insecure, Needy. 1083 01:26:05,890 --> 01:26:06,758 God, that's a joke! 1084 01:26:06,793 --> 01:26:10,964 How can I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen! 1085 01:26:10,999 --> 01:26:12,389 Yeah... 1086 01:26:12,424 --> 01:26:15,136 ...two years ago. When you were socially relevant. 1087 01:26:15,171 --> 01:26:16,978 I'm still socially relevant. 1088 01:26:17,013 --> 01:26:20,871 And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny. 1089 01:26:24,312 --> 01:26:26,258 I am going... 1090 01:26:26,293 --> 01:26:28,657 ...to eat your soul... 1091 01:26:28,692 --> 01:26:32,029 ...and shit it out, Lesnicki. 1092 01:26:32,133 --> 01:26:34,114 I thought you only murdered boys. 1093 01:26:34,149 --> 01:26:35,991 I go both ways. 1094 01:27:05,815 --> 01:27:07,901 You got a tampon? 1095 01:27:10,821 --> 01:27:12,594 Thought I'd ask. 1096 01:27:13,219 --> 01:27:15,722 You seemed like you might be plugging. 1097 01:27:36,891 --> 01:27:38,976 Oh, Chip! 1098 01:27:39,810 --> 01:27:41,896 Needy. 1099 01:27:43,356 --> 01:27:45,442 I should have believed you. 1100 01:27:47,006 --> 01:27:48,257 I'm sorry. 1101 01:27:48,361 --> 01:27:52,115 No, no! Listen to me! Listen to me! I'm gonna get some help, okay? 1102 01:27:52,150 --> 01:27:54,722 Okay? Yeah, okay. 1103 01:28:01,813 --> 01:28:03,899 It's not working. 1104 01:28:06,089 --> 01:28:07,201 Come on. 1105 01:28:07,236 --> 01:28:09,322 Needy. Needy. 1106 01:28:10,781 --> 01:28:12,311 I'm going somewhere. 1107 01:28:12,346 --> 01:28:14,223 No! No, no, no. you're not going anywhere. 1108 01:28:14,258 --> 01:28:15,995 Yes, I am. 1109 01:28:16,308 --> 01:28:18,967 I think I already died before you got here, 1110 01:28:19,002 --> 01:28:21,626 ...but I woke up when I heard your voice. 1111 01:28:24,129 --> 01:28:26,215 I love you. 1112 01:28:29,969 --> 01:28:32,159 I love you too. 1113 01:28:36,330 --> 01:28:39,250 And you look totally hot in that dress. 1114 01:28:39,354 --> 01:28:42,274 Oh, God! You're clearly delirious. 1115 01:28:43,108 --> 01:28:45,194 No, I'm not. 1116 01:28:50,512 --> 01:28:51,659 Chip? 1117 01:28:51,868 --> 01:28:53,640 No! 1118 01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:56,247 No! 1119 01:29:01,253 --> 01:29:03,338 No! 1120 01:30:19,045 --> 01:30:21,548 Best friends forever, huh? 1121 01:30:22,382 --> 01:30:24,433 You killed my fucking boyfriend! 1122 01:30:24,468 --> 01:30:28,430 You goddamned monster! You... zombitch! 1123 01:30:36,251 --> 01:30:38,337 You know what this is for? 1124 01:30:40,005 --> 01:30:42,195 It's for cutting boxes. 1125 01:30:44,594 --> 01:30:47,096 Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? 1126 01:30:47,131 --> 01:30:49,182 God, you're butch. 1127 01:30:51,893 --> 01:30:53,979 Cross out Jennifer! 1128 01:32:09,686 --> 01:32:11,771 My tit! 1129 01:32:14,170 --> 01:32:15,525 No... 1130 01:32:15,734 --> 01:32:17,507 ...your heart. 1131 01:32:38,467 --> 01:32:41,074 Oh, Jennifer! What is it, baby? 1132 01:32:43,785 --> 01:32:45,871 Needy? 1133 01:32:46,601 --> 01:32:48,686 Oh, my God! 1134 01:32:49,312 --> 01:32:51,397 Oh, my God! 1135 01:32:55,569 --> 01:32:57,654 Oh, God! 1136 01:33:14,756 --> 01:33:17,989 I don't know who Needy Lesnicki is anymore. 1137 01:33:27,895 --> 01:33:29,668 I'm a different person now. 1138 01:33:29,876 --> 01:33:31,823 A person who uses curse words... 1139 01:33:31,858 --> 01:33:35,090 ...and kicks orderlies and sees things that aren't there. 1140 01:33:35,125 --> 01:33:38,010 A very bad, very damaged person. 1141 01:33:38,532 --> 01:33:41,034 But sometimes, change can be good. 1142 01:33:41,243 --> 01:33:43,746 For instance, most occult scholars don't know this... 1143 01:33:43,781 --> 01:33:45,727 ...but if you're bitten by a demon... 1144 01:33:45,831 --> 01:33:47,187 ...and you live... 1145 01:33:47,395 --> 01:33:50,420 ...you just might absorb some of the demon's abilities. 1146 01:33:50,524 --> 01:33:53,861 You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life. 1147 01:35:16,033 --> 01:35:20,413 - Where you looking to go, young lady? - East, towards Madison. 1148 01:35:21,247 --> 01:35:23,333 Hop in my chariot. 1149 01:35:30,319 --> 01:35:32,405 So why you headed East? 1150 01:35:33,343 --> 01:35:35,429 I'm following this rock band. 1151 01:35:37,202 --> 01:35:39,287 Must be one in hell of a group. 1152 01:35:39,600 --> 01:35:42,103 Tonight's gonna be their last show. 1153 01:35:43,458 --> 01:35:45,544 "Violet" performed by Hole 1154 01:35:46,274 --> 01:35:49,611 And the sky was made of amethyst. 1155 01:35:51,697 --> 01:35:55,659 And all the stars look just like little fish. 1156 01:35:57,432 --> 01:36:00,977 You should learn when to go. 1157 01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:07,026 You should learn how to say no. 1158 01:36:09,111 --> 01:36:12,031 Might last a day, yeah-h-h! 1159 01:36:12,344 --> 01:36:14,429 Mine is forever. 1160 01:36:14,742 --> 01:36:19,122 Might last a day, yeah-h-h! 1161 01:36:20,999 --> 01:36:23,050 Well, mine is forever. 1162 01:36:23,085 --> 01:36:30,085 When they get what they want, they never want it again. 1163 01:36:31,775 --> 01:36:38,775 Go on, take everything, take everything I want you to. 1164 01:36:47,521 --> 01:36:49,363 Hey, look at this motherfucker. 1165 01:36:50,093 --> 01:36:51,866 Go get the door. Doorbell's ringing. Go open the door. 1166 01:36:52,267 --> 01:36:53,467 Get the fuck outta here, fuckhead.