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Hell is a teenage girl.
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I guess, I'm not exactly perfect myself.
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But at least I have my fans.
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I mean, I get letters every day.
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Mostly from perverts and chesters,
but still...
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I'm kind of the shit.
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Rec time started 5 minutes ago, Needy.
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Grassy-ass, Raymundo.
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Sometimes the letters are from people who
say that they're praying for me.
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They tell me everything will be okay...
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...if I just accept
Jesus Christ into my heart.
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I say the words, but nothing ever happens.
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Nobody comes back.
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Nobody gets off the cross.
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Welcome to the Mental Olympics.
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They're big on recreation here.
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Supposedly it help us vent
our aggressions.
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Personally, I think they're trying to
wear us out.
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Keep us sluggish,
so there won't be an uprising.
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Well, those J. V. tactics
won't work against me.
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I'm a kicker.
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K- I-C-K-E-R.
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It even says so on my chart.
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Just one toastem, huh?
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I like toastems.
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Oh, that's good.
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But I'm not sure toastem can provide
sufficient energy during the day.
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I recommend more complex carbohydrates...
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Oh, Jesus!
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I recommend you shut the fuck up.
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Alright!
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I wasn't always this cracked.
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I used to be normal.
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Well, as normal as any girl...
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...under the influence of teenage hormones.
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But after the killings began,
I started to feel...
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I don't know!
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Loose around the edges or something.
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Oh, God!
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I hate this fucking song.
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This is where it all went down.
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'Devil's Kettle' sounds
twisted, I know, but...
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The place is just named after a waterfall.
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Technically, it's not a normal waterfall.
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It goes into this hole...
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...and it doesn't come out.
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The scientist guys dropped all kind of
things down there...
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...but nothing ever surfaces.
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Maybe it's another dimension.
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Or, you know, just really deep.
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Just two months ago,
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Me, Jennifer and my boyfriend Chip were
completely normal people.
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We were our yearbook pictures.
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Nothing more, nothing less.
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There's Jennifer.
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Only back then, we were tight.
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Sisters, practically.
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People find it hard to believe...
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...that a babe like Jennifer would associate
with a dork like me.
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Sandbox love never dies.
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You're totally lesbigay.
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What? She's my best friend.
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I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How
To Dance With You performed by Black Kids
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I've been dreaming of ever
since I was a little girl.
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One! I'm biting my tongue.
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Two! He's kissing on you.
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Three!
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- Hey, Monistat.
- What's up, Vagisil?
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You and me are going out tonight.
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Tonight, why?
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Because Low Shoulder are playing
at Melody Lane.
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They're this indie rock band from the city,
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I saw their MySpace page...
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...and the lead singer's extra salty.
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Plus, there will be lots of other salty
morsels there for you.
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Come on, Needy.
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I promised Chip that
I would hang out with him tonight.
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Boo! Cross out Needy!
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What time is the show?
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I'll pick you up at 8:30.
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My mom has a date with that guy
who owns the ham store.
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He seems nice.
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- Wear something cute, okay?
- Okay.
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"Little Lover's So Polite"
performed by Silversun Pickups
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'To wear something cute' meant something
very specific in Jennifer-speak.
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It meant like I couldn't look like
a total zero.
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But I couldn't upstage her either.
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I could expose my stomach,
but never my cleavage.
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Tits were her trademark.
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Those jeans are hella low, I can...
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...almost see your front butt.
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It's a rock show.
This is my rock look.
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Well, I can see like your womb, so...
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I never even heard of Low Shoulder.
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Which one is Jennifer stalking?
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The lead singer.
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Girls like her don't go out with drummers.
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Thanks a lot.
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No offense, I mean,
she'd probably make an exception...
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...if you were like a drummer...
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- ... who is also the lead singer.
- Like, Phil Collins?
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Who's Phil Collins?
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Forget it.
He's seminal, but whatever...
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Anyway, this singer guy,
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Jennifer says he's
extra salty. So...
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Salty?
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'Salty' means beautiful.
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Well, then you must be soy sauce, babe.
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- Jennifer's here.
- How do you know?
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Needy, quit tampooning yourself
and get down here!
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That's fucking weird.
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I'd better hurry before she's gets
into 'why he did it'.
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- You always do what Jennifer tells you to do.
- No, I don't.
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It's just that I like the same things
as she likes.
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We have stuff in common,
that's why we are B. F. F's.
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You guys don't have anything in common.
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Yeah, okay, joke.
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Guess who's got the whip until 11:30?
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A 2003 Chrysler Sebring and it's all mine.
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Oh, Hi, Chip.
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It smells like Thai food in here.
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Have you guys been fucking?
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- You're gross.
- No.
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- You're gross
- You're so gross.
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Fuck you!
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Let's go to the club.
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Melody Lane is not a club.
It's a bar.
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In fact, it's not even a bar,
it's like a bingo hall with taps.
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Eat my ass, Chip.
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You're just jello because
you're not invited.
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I'm not jealous!
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That place is disgusting.
Everyone in there has a mustache.
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You're totally jello!
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You're lime green jello and
you can't even admit it to yourself.
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Stop kidnapping my girlfriend.
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Your wish.
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"Urgent"
performed by Foreigner
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Chip was right.
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Melody Lane is definitely not a club.
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Clubs are for attractive people in
populous urban areas.
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Clubs have DJ's and champagne.
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All we have is a jukebox
and a sticker toilet.
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I cannot wait...
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...until I'm old enough to get wasted.
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Hi, Jennifer.
You look very pretty.
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What up, Craig.
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He thinks he's cute enough for me.
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And that's why he's in retard math.
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Hey, it's Ahmet from India.
The foreign exchange guy.
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I wonder if he's circumcised.
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I always wanted to try sea cucumber.
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Jennifer Check!
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You shouldn't poison yourself
with that shit.
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You just want me to arrest
you for possession.
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Are you gonna arrest me?
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You're not even out of the
academy yet, Roman!
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Two more months.
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And I'm on the force for real.
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Are you, uh, gonna cuff me?
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Don't do that.
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Okay, not here.
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Hey, that's the band.
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You can totally tell
they're from the city.
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Yeah, they're wearing eye liner.
They look like a bunch of faygos.
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Well, you would think that, Roman,
because you're a small-time Gomer.
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I wish we had more guys like
that in Devil's Kettle.
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All stylish and shit.
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- I think they need two groupies.
- No, no, come on!
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Don't be so JV, Needy.
They're just boys.
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Morsels. We have all the power,
don't you know that?
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These things...
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These are like smart bombs, okay?
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You point them in the right direction
and shit gets real.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hi. Um, I just wanted to meet you...
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...or something?
I'm Jennifer Check.
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And... this is my friend.
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Hi.
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I'm Nikolai, and this is...
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...this is my band.
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Low Shoulder.
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Yeah, we heard... I've heard about you...
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You play instruments really...
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...super good.
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Thank you, we are professionals.
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Hey, sorry...
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Can I ask you a question?
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Why would you want to play all the way out
here in the Devil's Kettle?
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You live in city, right?
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Yeah. But, you know what...
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I think it's really important sometimes to try
and connect with our fans in the...
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...shitty areas too.
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That's amazing.
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- Can I-Can I buy you a drink?
- Sure, what are we having?
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They have this really awesome
9/11 tribute shooter?
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It's red, white and blue,
but you have to drink it really fast...
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- ... or it turns brownish.
- Alright, we'll drink it fast.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay! How-how you're gonna get alcohol?
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I'll just play hello titty
with the bartender.
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Dirk, what about her?
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Who, Jan Brady?
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No, man! Fuck you!
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I'm talking about the one who just went
to get me a drink...
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- ... the state fair butter princess.
- That's the one.
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- I don't know! Seriously,
- I grew up in a town like this, okay...
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...there's always that girl, if they show
it off, they do not give it up.
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You told us, you were from Brooklyn.
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My point is, this girl's definitely
a virgin. Okay?
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- Now, I know girls like that...
- I don't know.
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Well, you know, we didn't turn all the
way out here for nothing.
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- So...
- Excuse me.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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That's my best friend
that you're talking about.
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And you're right, she is a virgin.
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And that beats sleeping
with creeps like you.
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The other one isn't full enough.
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Those guys are rank, Jen.
Just forget about it.
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You know what?
I think the lead singer wants me.
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Only because he thinks you're a virgin.
I heard them talking.
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00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:23,972
What?
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I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore,
thanks to Roman.
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And by the way, that hurts.
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I couldn't even go to flags the next day.
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I had to stay home and sit on a
bag of frozen peas.
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Oh, God!
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- Good evening, Devil's Lake.
- Devil's Kettle.
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Fuckin' A right it is.
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"Through the Trees"
performed by Low Shoulder
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All alone in an empty room,
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Nothing left but the memories of when...
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...I had my best friend.
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I don't know how we ended up here,
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I don't know but it's never been so clear,
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We made a mistake, dear.
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And I see...
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...the broken glass in front of me.
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I see...
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...your shadow hanging over me.
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And your face, I can see...
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Through the trees,
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I will find you.
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I will heal the ruins left inside you,
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Because I'm still here breathing now.
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I'm still here breathing now.
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I'm still here breathing now.
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Until I'm set free.
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Go quiet through the trees.
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I remember how we used to talk,
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About the places we would go when...
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...we were off.
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And all that we were gonna find.
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And I remember our seeds grow,
255
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,916
And how you cried when you saw...
256
00:16:42,951 --> 00:16:45,105
...the first leaves show.
257
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,691
Hey, get out of there.
258
00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:09,090
I know where to go.
259
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:34,951
It's okay, okay, Jen.
260
00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:45,796
- Jennifer?
- Oh, thank God, you guys are alright.
261
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,090
I have been looking everywhere for you two.
262
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:51,601
This sucks!
It's too dangerous out here.
263
00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:53,826
You want to head somewhere safer,
like my van?
264
00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:55,598
What?
265
00:17:55,911 --> 00:17:59,248
I'm in survival mode, right now.
I want us to get to a familiar place...
266
00:17:59,352 --> 00:18:01,542
...and right now, I feel like that's my van.
267
00:18:01,577 --> 00:18:02,585
Okay...
268
00:18:02,794 --> 00:18:04,879
Okay, this will help with the shock.
Great.
269
00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:07,486
Are you shocked?
Have some of that.
270
00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:09,259
No.
271
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:11,240
Jennifer?
272
00:18:14,681 --> 00:18:16,350
Hey!
273
00:18:18,123 --> 00:18:19,895
Let's go, Jennifer.
274
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,502
- Let's go to the van.
- I want to go to your really cool van.
275
00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:25,596
- Needy, let's go see his van.
- Why? Why should we?
276
00:18:25,631 --> 00:18:27,821
We have the Sebring,
let's just get out of here, please.
277
00:18:27,925 --> 00:18:29,489
Needy, just stop it.
278
00:18:29,698 --> 00:18:31,783
Just shut up!
279
00:18:47,217 --> 00:18:52,118
I watched her get into that van and I knew
something awful was going to happen.
280
00:18:52,153 --> 00:18:54,064
He was skinny and
twisted and evil...
281
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:58,062
...like this petrified tree I saw
when I was a kid.
282
00:19:53,121 --> 00:19:55,624
- Hey, Niedermeyer.
- Thank God, you're there.
283
00:19:55,659 --> 00:19:57,918
- What wrong?
- Jennifer's gone.
284
00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:02,819
She ran off with that rock band.
And Melody Lane burned down.
285
00:20:02,854 --> 00:20:05,113
- You're okay, right?
- Yeah.
286
00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:08,137
There was this huge stampede and...
287
00:20:08,242 --> 00:20:10,327
All the people who fainted got run over.
288
00:20:10,432 --> 00:20:13,977
And you could hear their bones breaking.
289
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,541
And the people...
290
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:19,365
Like... the people on fire
just smelled like...
291
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,493
- This is crazy.
- But Jennifer's still with those creeps.
292
00:20:22,528 --> 00:20:26,021
They took her in their spooky van with
the windows all blacked out.
293
00:20:26,056 --> 00:20:29,515
- Did you get the make and model?
- I don't know, Chip. An '89 Rapist.
294
00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:31,774
She's still in there.
We have to go find her.
295
00:20:31,809 --> 00:20:33,790
Who cares about Jennifer and
those douchebags...
296
00:20:33,825 --> 00:20:35,771
...with their douchebag haircuts and
their manskirts.
297
00:20:35,806 --> 00:20:37,857
People just burned to death.
298
00:20:39,317 --> 00:20:41,472
Oh, cheese and fries!
There's somebody here.
299
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:45,052
- I'm alone and I'm freaked out.
- Where's your mom?
300
00:20:45,087 --> 00:20:46,721
Swing shift.
301
00:20:49,432 --> 00:20:51,622
Stay on the phone with me, okay?
302
00:20:54,646 --> 00:20:58,504
- Needy, you want me to come over?
- I don't know.
303
00:20:58,713 --> 00:21:00,381
Maybe.
304
00:21:11,644 --> 00:21:13,416
Needy?
305
00:21:19,465 --> 00:21:21,550
Okay, now there's no one here.
306
00:21:22,801 --> 00:21:24,887
So strange.
307
00:21:25,513 --> 00:21:27,598
Maybe I'm going crazy.
308
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,839
Probably nothing.
309
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,585
- Look, I'll call you later.
- Okay.
310
00:22:53,107 --> 00:22:54,880
Hi.
311
00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:07,602
What happened?
312
00:23:12,295 --> 00:23:14,380
Jen?
313
00:23:16,883 --> 00:23:18,865
Jen?
314
00:23:45,247 --> 00:23:48,688
My mom got that at Boston Market and...
315
00:23:49,001 --> 00:23:51,504
We're not supposed to...
316
00:24:23,935 --> 00:24:25,082
Jennifer...
317
00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:26,576
Jennifer?
318
00:24:27,877 --> 00:24:29,077
Jennifer.
319
00:24:54,176 --> 00:24:56,261
Are you scared?
320
00:25:13,676 --> 00:25:15,062
Jennifer!
321
00:25:30,257 --> 00:25:32,342
There's a body in here.
322
00:25:39,850 --> 00:25:42,249
I heard Needy and Jennifer were there.
323
00:25:42,353 --> 00:25:45,377
And they had to fight their way out
with a machete.
324
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:47,636
Look, she's not even moving.
325
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:50,278
It's called post traumatic stress disorder.
326
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:53,267
My Dad was in Operation Enduring Freedom...
327
00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:57,161
...and he totally like, stopped talking
for like months.
328
00:26:01,749 --> 00:26:04,773
I'll be Perfect Prom Barbie,
and you be her.
329
00:26:04,808 --> 00:26:07,693
Why do I have to be Ugly Ashley?
330
00:26:08,736 --> 00:26:10,508
What's wrong, Jennifer?
331
00:26:18,434 --> 00:26:21,666
Don't tell my mom about this.
She'll make me get a shot.
332
00:26:21,701 --> 00:26:23,648
I"ll never tell on you.
333
00:26:26,567 --> 00:26:28,966
Where's it at, Monistat?
334
00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:34,284
- You're alright.
- Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
335
00:26:34,701 --> 00:26:38,560
- Because last night at my house...
- You do have a tendency to overreact.
336
00:26:38,595 --> 00:26:40,350
You remember, when we were
in Girl Scout camp...
337
00:26:40,385 --> 00:26:42,705
...and you totally thought there was
an earthquake...
338
00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:45,025
...but it was just two guys with
a ghetto blaster?
339
00:26:46,276 --> 00:26:50,656
People died, Jennifer.
It's like all over the news.
340
00:26:51,073 --> 00:26:52,846
National news.
341
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,453
Anybody that we know?
342
00:26:55,870 --> 00:26:57,956
We know everyone!
343
00:26:58,894 --> 00:27:01,188
Sucks to be them, I guess.
344
00:27:03,795 --> 00:27:06,819
- What is wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?
345
00:27:06,854 --> 00:27:09,843
Besides the obvious surface flaws.
346
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,493
I knew it was real.
347
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:18,394
I'd been up all night scrubbing the
carnage off the linoleum.
348
00:27:25,902 --> 00:27:28,474
- Shoot.
- Please don't speak to yourself.
349
00:27:28,509 --> 00:27:31,064
It's one of your more freakish
Needy behaviors...
350
00:27:31,099 --> 00:27:33,619
...and that makes us both look like
total gaylords.
351
00:27:33,828 --> 00:27:36,087
Eww, fuck, you need a mani bad.
352
00:27:36,122 --> 00:27:39,146
You should find a Chinese chick
to buff your situation.
353
00:27:43,943 --> 00:27:45,681
This is a dark...
354
00:27:45,716 --> 00:27:48,635
...dark day for Devil's Kettle.
355
00:27:49,053 --> 00:27:52,494
And believe me you...
I have lived through some...
356
00:27:53,745 --> 00:27:55,831
...some pretty heavy stuff.
357
00:27:57,916 --> 00:28:01,775
We lost eight... precious students...
358
00:28:02,087 --> 00:28:05,529
...including, Ahmet, from India.
359
00:28:05,633 --> 00:28:11,264
Several parents, and our beloved
Spanish teacher,
360
00:28:12,203 --> 00:28:16,026
- Se�orita Erickson.
- No way! Erickson ain't shit?
361
00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:21,066
Now more than ever, put
aside your teenage concerns about...
362
00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:24,925
...who's the cool dude,
or who's a ho'.
363
00:28:25,759 --> 00:28:28,887
We can't let that damn fire win.
364
00:28:28,992 --> 00:28:31,077
It already won.
365
00:28:32,328 --> 00:28:34,414
God bless you, kids.
366
00:28:57,460 --> 00:29:00,901
- No band practice today.
- No anything today.
367
00:29:01,527 --> 00:29:02,256
It's surreal, right?
368
00:29:02,257 --> 00:29:05,802
I mean, when just one person dies in
Devil's Kettle, it's like time stops.
369
00:29:05,837 --> 00:29:08,096
I feel guilty just breathing.
370
00:29:08,409 --> 00:29:10,182
Word.
371
00:29:11,329 --> 00:29:15,083
Chip, I need to tell you something.
Kind of weird.
372
00:29:16,126 --> 00:29:19,046
- It's about Jennifer.
- What?
373
00:29:20,923 --> 00:29:23,843
Well, you know how last night we were talking
and someone came to my house.
374
00:29:23,878 --> 00:29:24,676
Well, It was Jennifer!
375
00:29:24,677 --> 00:29:28,222
I mean, she looked like, she'd been
beaten up or shot or something.
376
00:29:28,257 --> 00:29:31,263
And then she barfed up
this like disgusting...
377
00:29:31,298 --> 00:29:34,270
...prickly stuff that looked
like a roadkill...
378
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:38,754
- ... and like sewing needles mixed together.
- Yuck.
379
00:29:39,172 --> 00:29:42,404
She probably just inhaled a whole bunch
of smoke or something.
380
00:29:42,439 --> 00:29:44,698
No, Chip! No, it was like...
381
00:29:44,733 --> 00:29:46,471
It was like evil!
382
00:29:48,452 --> 00:29:51,164
Needy, I think you might want to
talk to the school shrink.
383
00:29:51,199 --> 00:29:53,006
I'm not saying that to be a dillhole.
384
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,126
Yeah, but don't tell whoppers and
I'm not crazy.
385
00:29:55,231 --> 00:29:57,073
I didn't say you were crazy.
It's just...
386
00:29:57,108 --> 00:30:00,236
...everybody's a little messed up about this.
And it's okay to feel...
387
00:30:00,271 --> 00:30:02,530
- Discombobulated?
- Yeah! Fucked up!
388
00:30:02,565 --> 00:30:05,867
- Hey, Needy.
- Oh. Hi, Colin.
389
00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:09,934
I heard you were there last night,
in the fiery trenches.
390
00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:12,437
Yeah.
391
00:30:13,792 --> 00:30:15,982
I'm glad you didn't die.
392
00:30:16,504 --> 00:30:17,859
Thanks.
393
00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:19,736
Seriously.
394
00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:24,116
How are you friends with Colin Gray?
395
00:30:24,325 --> 00:30:26,410
I thought Colin Gray only talked
to the dead girls.
396
00:30:26,445 --> 00:30:27,314
I just am.
397
00:30:27,349 --> 00:30:29,956
We have Creative Non-Fiction together.
He's a really good writer.
398
00:30:29,991 --> 00:30:33,084
He's like all dark and emotional
and stuff.
399
00:30:34,648 --> 00:30:36,734
Well, I'm like that too,
I mean, I can relate.
400
00:30:36,942 --> 00:30:40,279
I'm not all obvious about it like...
401
00:30:40,314 --> 00:30:42,052
...a poseur.
402
00:30:42,678 --> 00:30:44,763
Walk me home?
403
00:30:45,493 --> 00:30:47,058
You know it, baby.
404
00:30:51,124 --> 00:30:53,210
"Sacred Heart "
performed by It Dies Today
405
00:31:10,416 --> 00:31:12,606
- Hi.
- Hey.
406
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,004
Jennifer.
407
00:31:15,109 --> 00:31:18,654
I'm crazy sorry about
your profound loss.
408
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,887
You're crying about Craig, right?
409
00:31:23,034 --> 00:31:25,119
He was my best friend.
410
00:31:25,641 --> 00:31:28,248
You know, I was there last night.
411
00:31:28,352 --> 00:31:31,793
And I was probably the last person
to talk to him.
412
00:31:32,002 --> 00:31:34,088
- Like, ever.
- Wow!
413
00:31:34,713 --> 00:31:36,382
You-You know what he said?
414
00:31:36,486 --> 00:31:40,240
Craig said that he always thought
that you and me...
415
00:31:40,275 --> 00:31:44,098
...would make a totally banging couple.
416
00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:47,227
Isn't that so weird?
417
00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:49,729
He-He said 'banging'?
418
00:31:54,735 --> 00:31:57,238
Feel my heart, Jonas.
419
00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:02,139
I think it's broken.
420
00:32:04,016 --> 00:32:06,101
Mine too.
421
00:32:06,623 --> 00:32:09,751
You come with me,
just for a little while.
422
00:32:10,690 --> 00:32:13,192
It's what Craig would have wanted.
423
00:32:14,548 --> 00:32:17,051
- Yeah.
- Yeah!
424
00:32:39,471 --> 00:32:41,208
You're so warm...
425
00:32:41,243 --> 00:32:44,372
- Why are you so warm?
- Shutties!
426
00:32:57,511 --> 00:32:59,180
Jennifer.
427
00:32:59,492 --> 00:33:01,682
- Jen...
- What?
428
00:33:02,204 --> 00:33:03,872
Look.
429
00:33:14,404 --> 00:33:16,490
They're waiting.
430
00:33:24,624 --> 00:33:26,709
Okay.
431
00:33:40,266 --> 00:33:42,351
Do you miss Craig?
432
00:33:44,541 --> 00:33:46,105
Of course.
433
00:33:47,044 --> 00:33:49,651
Well, you're gonna see your buddy
really soon.
434
00:33:49,686 --> 00:33:52,258
What? You mean like in heaven someday?
435
00:33:54,031 --> 00:33:55,699
Nope.
436
00:34:01,643 --> 00:34:03,729
God!
437
00:34:08,942 --> 00:34:11,445
Let it all out, kids.
438
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:18,119
"Teenagers"
performed by Hayley Williams
439
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:19,892
You want some baloney, Specter?
440
00:34:19,996 --> 00:34:21,942
And that was Low Shoulder...
441
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:25,523
...the local band who became the unlikely
heroes of the tragedy...
442
00:34:25,558 --> 00:34:26,879
...in Devil's Kettle last night.
443
00:34:27,087 --> 00:34:31,363
Eyewitnesses say the boys helped numerous
people escape the inferno,
444
00:34:31,398 --> 00:34:33,205
...risking their own lives in the process.
445
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:36,472
That's rock n' roll with a conscience,
ladies and gentlemen.
446
00:34:36,577 --> 00:34:37,305
And guess what?
447
00:34:37,306 --> 00:34:41,269
We're honored to have Low Shoulder
in the studio right now.
448
00:34:41,478 --> 00:34:43,563
How are you guys holding up?
449
00:34:44,189 --> 00:34:45,545
We're maintaining, man.
450
00:34:45,857 --> 00:34:48,569
It's not easy, but you know
the real heroes...
451
00:34:48,673 --> 00:34:51,036
...are people in Devil's Lake.
452
00:34:51,071 --> 00:34:55,243
I just hope we can purvey
one-tenth of their courage...
453
00:34:55,278 --> 00:34:58,162
...and spirit on our upcoming album.
454
00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:15,368
Virgin Mother!
455
00:35:16,724 --> 00:35:18,914
- Crap.
- You said it.
456
00:35:19,227 --> 00:35:20,895
Hi, Mom.
457
00:35:21,312 --> 00:35:23,398
I didn't know you were up.
458
00:35:23,919 --> 00:35:25,588
Yeah.
459
00:35:26,631 --> 00:35:30,072
Oh, God, I had another one of
my night terrors.
460
00:35:30,176 --> 00:35:31,184
Well, it's 4 o'clock.
461
00:35:31,219 --> 00:35:34,347
- So technically you had a day terror.
- Hmm, right.
462
00:35:35,494 --> 00:35:37,580
What did you dream about?
463
00:35:38,831 --> 00:35:43,003
I dreamed some bad people who were
trying to nail you to a tree...
464
00:35:43,038 --> 00:35:44,984
...with hammers and...
465
00:35:45,401 --> 00:35:48,008
...big stakes and shit.
466
00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,928
Just like JC.
467
00:35:52,596 --> 00:35:53,813
But I didn't let them get you.
468
00:35:53,848 --> 00:35:56,872
Because I'm a hard-assed,
Ford-tough mama bear.
469
00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:59,583
I can take care of myself.
470
00:35:59,792 --> 00:36:01,738
Now, you say that.
471
00:36:01,773 --> 00:36:06,048
But one day you're gonna be crying out
for me and I'm not gonna be there.
472
00:36:25,549 --> 00:36:27,634
"Celestial Crown"
performed by The Sword
473
00:37:17,897 --> 00:37:22,589
...a terrific fire destroyed the popular local
nightclub in Devil's Kettle last night.
474
00:37:22,798 --> 00:37:26,761
- Yeah?
- I feel so scrumptious!
475
00:37:26,969 --> 00:37:27,977
Goody for you.
476
00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:30,098
You know, when you kiss your boyfriend
for the first time...
477
00:37:30,133 --> 00:37:33,226
...and it feels like your entire body
is on vibrate.
478
00:37:33,643 --> 00:37:34,859
Yeah.
479
00:37:34,894 --> 00:37:36,563
It's that good.
480
00:37:36,667 --> 00:37:38,196
Well, that's nice.
481
00:37:38,231 --> 00:37:40,490
I'm little bit depressed about, you know,
482
00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:43,967
...the giant smoldering funeral pyre
in the middle of the town.
483
00:37:44,175 --> 00:37:46,747
Move on dot org, Needy!
It's over.
484
00:37:46,782 --> 00:37:51,475
Life is too short to be moping around about
some white-trash pig roast.
485
00:37:51,510 --> 00:37:53,108
That's sweet, Jen.
486
00:37:53,143 --> 00:37:56,549
You know, I tell it like it is.
And besides, you know what?
487
00:37:56,584 --> 00:38:01,068
You should be happy for me,
because I'm having the best day since like...
488
00:38:01,103 --> 00:38:02,633
...Jesus invented the calendar.
489
00:38:02,737 --> 00:38:04,614
Jesus didn't invent the calendar.
490
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,908
Whatever.
491
00:38:07,325 --> 00:38:10,037
- The other line, hold on.
- So blow it off.
492
00:38:10,072 --> 00:38:12,122
It'll just be a minute.
493
00:38:13,373 --> 00:38:15,563
I'm crossing you out.
494
00:38:16,293 --> 00:38:17,128
Hey!
495
00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:20,882
- I need to see you right now.
- I can barely hear you.
496
00:38:20,917 --> 00:38:22,654
Because Camille is playing the piano.
497
00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:25,678
- Knock it off, Camille!
- You knock it off!
498
00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:27,660
Can you meet at McCullum in ten?
499
00:38:27,868 --> 00:38:30,892
You knock it off, Chip!
You're penis cheese!
500
00:38:30,927 --> 00:38:32,978
At fifteen?
501
00:38:33,604 --> 00:38:35,168
"New in Town"
performed by Little Boots
502
00:38:40,799 --> 00:38:43,927
- I gotta go.
- I am a god.
503
00:38:44,449 --> 00:38:45,561
Okay.
504
00:38:45,596 --> 00:38:48,064
I gonna meet Chip at McCullum Park.
505
00:38:48,099 --> 00:38:50,810
You know, Chip is looking really
cute to me lately.
506
00:38:51,123 --> 00:38:54,564
So tell me, is he like packing some
serious pubic inches?
507
00:38:54,772 --> 00:38:56,858
What's the story down there?
508
00:38:56,893 --> 00:38:58,526
I gotta go.
509
00:39:06,973 --> 00:39:09,059
- Why are the cops at your house?
- They're not.
510
00:39:09,094 --> 00:39:10,275
They're at Jonas Kozelle's house.
511
00:39:10,310 --> 00:39:13,021
Why? He tried to sell fake peyote
to the 8th graders again?
512
00:39:13,056 --> 00:39:15,003
No, Needy, he was murdered.
513
00:39:15,038 --> 00:39:16,219
- What?
- Yeah!
514
00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:19,591
Someone ripped Jonas limb from limb
in the woods behind the school.
515
00:39:19,626 --> 00:39:20,912
They ate parts of him.
516
00:39:20,947 --> 00:39:22,059
No one's supposed to know yet.
517
00:39:22,094 --> 00:39:24,388
But my father just went over there
and talked to the cops.
518
00:39:24,423 --> 00:39:26,126
His mom is like catatonic.
519
00:39:26,161 --> 00:39:30,853
She's just staring out the front window like
a zombie mannequin robot statue.
520
00:39:31,792 --> 00:39:34,920
This can't be a coincidence.
521
00:39:35,233 --> 00:39:37,736
- What you talking about, Needy?
- A fiery death trap last night,
522
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,594
And now a cannibal psycho takes down
the biggest guy in school, come on.
523
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:43,575
It's freaktarded.
524
00:39:44,409 --> 00:39:47,329
Well, the bad luck's gotta be over, right?
525
00:39:47,538 --> 00:39:50,562
I mean, it can't get any worse, right?
It can't.
526
00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:52,230
I mean, you agree, right?
527
00:39:52,647 --> 00:39:54,420
You're shaking.
528
00:39:54,455 --> 00:39:55,637
I'm cold.
529
00:39:55,672 --> 00:39:59,113
- It's very cold out here.
- You want my hoodie?
530
00:39:59,321 --> 00:40:00,990
"Through the Trees"
performed by Low Shoulder
531
00:40:01,025 --> 00:40:04,118
All alone in an empty room.
532
00:40:04,744 --> 00:40:06,934
The days marched on as usual,
533
00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:10,062
...but most of us were too numb
to enjoy ourselves.
534
00:40:10,271 --> 00:40:11,904
Most of us.
535
00:40:11,939 --> 00:40:15,450
I don't know how we ended up here.
536
00:40:15,485 --> 00:40:20,282
I don't know but it's never been so clear.
537
00:40:20,386 --> 00:40:24,661
We made a mistake, dear.
538
00:40:25,078 --> 00:40:28,832
To the rest of the world we were famous.
We were saints.
539
00:40:28,867 --> 00:40:30,883
Our town's only bar had
burned to the ground.
540
00:40:30,918 --> 00:40:34,359
And our star linebacker was
someone's snack pack.
541
00:40:34,881 --> 00:40:38,322
The whole country got a huge tragedy boner
for Devil's Kettle.
542
00:40:38,357 --> 00:40:39,643
And the press, God!
543
00:40:39,678 --> 00:40:43,014
They couldn't get enough of our little
world of shit.
544
00:40:44,370 --> 00:40:47,811
Through the trees.
545
00:40:48,124 --> 00:40:51,461
I will find you.
546
00:40:51,670 --> 00:40:57,144
I will heal the ruins left inside you.
547
00:40:58,865 --> 00:41:02,619
Because I'm still here breathing now.
548
00:41:02,723 --> 00:41:05,956
I'm still here breathing now.
549
00:41:06,269 --> 00:41:09,814
I'm still here breathing now.
550
00:41:09,919 --> 00:41:13,116
Until I'm set free.
551
00:41:13,151 --> 00:41:16,592
Go quiet through the trees.
552
00:41:16,801 --> 00:41:18,991
Still, we were healing.
553
00:41:19,304 --> 00:41:22,745
Like Chip, we figured things could
only get better.
554
00:41:23,266 --> 00:41:25,352
We had faith.
555
00:41:26,395 --> 00:41:28,480
We were fucking idiots.
556
00:41:29,732 --> 00:41:34,007
Before the period ends, I would like to
make an announcement.
557
00:41:34,216 --> 00:41:38,178
As you all know, today is the
one month anniversary of...
558
00:41:38,213 --> 00:41:40,368
...the tragedy at Melody Lane,
559
00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:43,184
...and the murder of Jonas Kozelle.
560
00:41:43,219 --> 00:41:45,269
Boring.
561
00:41:46,312 --> 00:41:48,502
As I was saying, Jennifer...
562
00:41:48,537 --> 00:41:49,753
...and Needy.
563
00:41:49,858 --> 00:41:52,465
I finally got some good news to
share with all of you.
564
00:41:52,569 --> 00:41:55,454
The members of the rock n' roll group
Low Shoulder,
565
00:41:55,489 --> 00:41:59,764
...have decided to extend a helping hand
to our community.
566
00:41:59,799 --> 00:42:01,850
As you all know, their song...
567
00:42:01,885 --> 00:42:03,379
'Through the Trees'
568
00:42:03,414 --> 00:42:07,689
...has become our unofficial anthem
of unity and healing.
569
00:42:07,724 --> 00:42:11,965
And they have decided to release it
as a benefit single.
570
00:42:12,069 --> 00:42:16,762
3% of the profits will go to local families
who have been affected by loss.
571
00:42:16,866 --> 00:42:19,577
What about the other 97%?
572
00:42:19,994 --> 00:42:22,497
I mean, that's just crass. Right?
573
00:42:23,853 --> 00:42:25,208
Crass.
574
00:42:25,313 --> 00:42:28,406
It means greedy. Exploitative.
Scummy.
575
00:42:28,441 --> 00:42:31,674
- Low Shoulder are American heroes.
- No, they're not.
576
00:42:31,709 --> 00:42:33,724
I was there, Chastity.
577
00:42:33,759 --> 00:42:36,540
They didn't help anybody escape the fire.
578
00:42:36,575 --> 00:42:38,348
I don't even know how that
rumor all got started.
579
00:42:38,383 --> 00:42:39,703
Rumor?
580
00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:40,850
Rumor?
581
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:42,379
It's true!
582
00:42:42,414 --> 00:42:44,465
It's on the Wikipedia.
583
00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:48,775
We wouldn't even know who they were
if they hadn't been playing that night.
584
00:42:48,810 --> 00:42:51,487
- They used us.
- You take that back, Needy Lesnicki!
585
00:42:51,522 --> 00:42:52,382
Girls?
586
00:42:52,417 --> 00:42:53,989
We need them now more than ever.
587
00:42:54,024 --> 00:42:55,658
That's enough.
588
00:42:59,203 --> 00:43:03,896
- I'm already sick of that song.
- Yeah, it's really poorly produced.
589
00:43:04,209 --> 00:43:07,233
- Could the bass be any lower in the mix?
- No offense,
590
00:43:07,546 --> 00:43:09,527
...but you really look tired.
591
00:43:09,562 --> 00:43:11,508
- Is everything, okay?
- No.
592
00:43:11,543 --> 00:43:13,177
I feel like boo-boo.
593
00:43:13,385 --> 00:43:18,391
My skin is breaking out and
my hair is dull and lifeless.
594
00:43:18,426 --> 00:43:19,294
Oh, God.
595
00:43:19,329 --> 00:43:21,936
It's like I'm one of the normal girls!
596
00:43:22,041 --> 00:43:24,126
Are you PMS-ing or something?
597
00:43:24,161 --> 00:43:25,551
PMS isn't real, Needy.
598
00:43:25,586 --> 00:43:29,132
It was invented by the boy-run media
to make us seem crazy.
599
00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:33,303
Don't look at me like that.
600
00:43:34,346 --> 00:43:38,308
- It's just wearing off or something.
- What's wearing off?
601
00:43:41,749 --> 00:43:43,105
Hello, Needy.
602
00:43:43,209 --> 00:43:44,009
Hi.
603
00:43:44,044 --> 00:43:45,295
Jennifer.
604
00:43:45,399 --> 00:43:46,651
Hey, Colin.
605
00:43:46,859 --> 00:43:48,840
Can I borrow your English
homework again?
606
00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:50,405
I forgot to read Hamlet.
607
00:43:50,509 --> 00:43:52,594
Is he gonna fuck his mom?
608
00:43:53,637 --> 00:43:56,661
I don't... I don't...
I don't think so.
609
00:43:56,766 --> 00:43:59,129
I sort of wanted to ask
you something.
610
00:43:59,164 --> 00:44:01,562
- You want to know if I'll go out with you?
- No.
611
00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:03,857
Yeah! What?
612
00:44:04,795 --> 00:44:08,132
- How-How did you know?
- Just go ahead with the pitch.
613
00:44:10,113 --> 00:44:11,782
Okay.
614
00:44:13,763 --> 00:44:16,161
Well, we have been having a lot fun
in the class, you and I,
615
00:44:16,370 --> 00:44:18,560
...and I thought maybe you would like to go,
see a movie...
616
00:44:18,664 --> 00:44:20,333
...or something.
617
00:44:21,167 --> 00:44:25,234
There's a midnight showing of Rocky Horror
at the Bijou, next weekend.
618
00:44:25,269 --> 00:44:27,737
I don't like boxing movies.
619
00:44:28,675 --> 00:44:31,386
Yeah, but...
It's not a...
620
00:44:33,263 --> 00:44:34,480
...fucking boxing movie.
621
00:44:34,515 --> 00:44:37,539
Fuck it, okay.
Forget it.
622
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,876
That was random.
623
00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:43,691
I'm used to boys asking me out, Needy.
624
00:44:44,943 --> 00:44:46,715
Colin's really nice.
625
00:44:47,237 --> 00:44:49,809
He's into maggot rock.
He wears nail polish.
626
00:44:49,844 --> 00:44:53,181
- My dick is bigger than his.
- Well, I think he is really cool.
627
00:44:53,702 --> 00:44:55,892
- You do?
- Yeah.
628
00:44:58,186 --> 00:45:00,272
Wait! Colin?
629
00:45:02,357 --> 00:45:04,617
Why don't you just come by
my place tonight?
630
00:45:04,652 --> 00:45:09,031
I just got Aquamarine on DVD.
It's about this girl who's like, half-sushi.
631
00:45:09,066 --> 00:45:11,951
I guess she has sex through
a blowhole or something.
632
00:45:13,932 --> 00:45:15,601
Okay.
633
00:45:17,478 --> 00:45:18,590
Great! Yeah.
634
00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:21,545
Okay, I'll text you my address.
635
00:45:22,379 --> 00:45:24,048
Cool.
636
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,366
- Hi.
- Hey.
637
00:45:32,390 --> 00:45:34,163
Hi, Chip.
638
00:45:36,561 --> 00:45:38,438
Get a room.
639
00:45:39,689 --> 00:45:42,505
So talking to your mysterious pal,
Colin Gray, again?
640
00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:43,338
No.
641
00:45:43,339 --> 00:45:47,198
- He was asking Jennifer out on a date.
- That's weird.
642
00:45:47,823 --> 00:45:49,596
So, you're gonna come over tonight?
643
00:45:49,909 --> 00:45:51,229
Sure. I'd like that.
644
00:45:51,264 --> 00:45:54,289
I went to Super Target and
picked up more condoms. So,
645
00:45:54,497 --> 00:45:56,583
- Thanks.
- Not that that has anything to do with...
646
00:45:56,618 --> 00:45:58,043
Oh, no. I didn't assume that.
647
00:45:58,078 --> 00:45:59,398
Well, I'm...
648
00:45:59,815 --> 00:46:02,422
Okay, I'll see you tonight then.
649
00:46:03,257 --> 00:46:04,925
Okay.
650
00:46:09,826 --> 00:46:12,120
It's for ambiance.
651
00:46:15,353 --> 00:46:17,439
It's Jamming Jasmine.
652
00:46:18,064 --> 00:46:20,776
My mom has holiday scents too,
if you...?
653
00:46:20,811 --> 00:46:22,096
No, this is nice.
654
00:46:22,831 --> 00:46:24,842
"Time"
performed by Cute Is What We Aim For
655
00:46:24,947 --> 00:46:29,744
I've always thought the left was
your strongest side.
656
00:46:29,779 --> 00:46:34,645
But when it comes to you,
now I can't decide.
657
00:46:35,270 --> 00:46:37,530
It's only a matter of...
658
00:46:39,268 --> 00:46:41,006
...time.
659
00:46:46,324 --> 00:46:48,410
"I Can See Clearly Now"
performed by Screeching Weasel
660
00:47:05,511 --> 00:47:09,057
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.
661
00:47:09,995 --> 00:47:14,479
I can see all obstacles in my way.
662
00:47:14,584 --> 00:47:18,094
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind.
663
00:47:18,129 --> 00:47:23,552
It's gonna be a bright, bright.
Sun-Shiny day.
664
00:47:23,865 --> 00:47:28,244
I think I can make it now, the rain is gone.
665
00:47:28,766 --> 00:47:32,624
All of the bad feelings have disappeared.
666
00:47:32,937 --> 00:47:36,343
Here is the rainbow I've been praying for.
667
00:47:36,378 --> 00:47:41,592
It's gonna be a bright, bright.
Sun-Shiny day.
668
00:49:30,564 --> 00:49:32,650
Hello?
669
00:49:41,201 --> 00:49:42,834
Jennifer?
670
00:49:45,369 --> 00:49:46,577
"I Wanna Love You"
performed by Akon and Snoop Dogg
671
00:49:47,180 --> 00:49:48,569
...you already know.
672
00:49:48,604 --> 00:49:55,204
I wanna love you, love you,
you already know.
673
00:50:17,803 --> 00:50:19,540
Slippery Swirl?
674
00:50:19,575 --> 00:50:23,538
Yeah, it's supposed to make it feel good
for the girl.
675
00:50:23,747 --> 00:50:24,998
Cool!
676
00:50:25,311 --> 00:50:27,570
Baby you got a phatty,
the type I like to marry.
677
00:50:27,605 --> 00:50:30,003
Wanting to just give you everything
and that's kinda scary.
678
00:50:30,038 --> 00:50:32,715
Because I'm loving the way
you shake your ass.
679
00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:34,661
Bouncing, got me tipping my glass.
680
00:50:34,696 --> 00:50:37,407
Normally don�t get caught up too fast.
681
00:50:37,442 --> 00:50:38,936
But I got a thing for you.
682
00:50:38,971 --> 00:50:43,420
I see you winding and
grinding up on the floor.
683
00:50:43,455 --> 00:50:48,357
I know you see me looking at you and
you already know.
684
00:50:48,392 --> 00:50:53,153
I wanna love you, love you,
you already know.
685
00:50:53,188 --> 00:50:54,300
I wanna...
686
00:50:58,576 --> 00:51:04,207
I wanna love you, love you,
you already know.
687
00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:10,464
You made it.
688
00:51:14,009 --> 00:51:16,095
What's going on?
689
00:51:21,830 --> 00:51:23,916
This...
690
00:51:24,854 --> 00:51:27,878
This isn't really your house, is it?
691
00:51:28,191 --> 00:51:30,242
No, baby.
692
00:51:30,277 --> 00:51:32,258
This is our house.
693
00:51:32,293 --> 00:51:34,239
Just for you and me.
694
00:51:35,178 --> 00:51:37,785
We can play Mommy and Daddy.
695
00:51:46,336 --> 00:51:48,943
Do you even know my last name?
696
00:51:49,986 --> 00:51:51,758
Silly.
697
00:51:52,176 --> 00:51:54,678
I've been sending you signals all year.
698
00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:57,598
Couldn't you tell?
699
00:51:57,911 --> 00:52:00,622
You give me such a wettie.
700
00:52:18,558 --> 00:52:20,227
Put it in.
701
00:52:41,917 --> 00:52:43,481
Jennifer!
702
00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:46,157
What?
703
00:52:46,192 --> 00:52:47,200
Are you scared?
704
00:52:47,235 --> 00:52:50,781
I mean, I thought boys like you were
really into... vermin.
705
00:52:50,816 --> 00:52:52,449
Death and shit.
706
00:52:53,492 --> 00:52:55,265
Here you go.
707
00:52:58,184 --> 00:53:00,270
Nice hardware, ace.
708
00:53:25,610 --> 00:53:27,696
No way...
709
00:53:33,952 --> 00:53:35,273
Shit!
710
00:53:35,308 --> 00:53:37,341
Oh, puncture wound!
711
00:53:37,376 --> 00:53:39,375
God, that's so emo.
712
00:53:43,546 --> 00:53:45,632
I need you frightened.
713
00:54:18,062 --> 00:54:20,669
I need you hopeless.
714
00:54:25,675 --> 00:54:27,448
Hopeless!
715
00:54:48,512 --> 00:54:50,598
What?
716
00:54:51,953 --> 00:54:53,726
What?
717
00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:56,333
Am I hurting you?
718
00:54:58,836 --> 00:55:00,921
Am I too big?
719
00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:06,970
What?
720
00:55:09,785 --> 00:55:12,809
Needy! What's wrong?
721
00:55:12,913 --> 00:55:15,312
Is it something I did?
722
00:57:03,345 --> 00:57:05,744
Mommy! Mommy?
723
00:57:32,544 --> 00:57:34,629
Are you scared?
724
00:58:12,691 --> 00:58:14,047
Hi.
725
00:58:15,090 --> 00:58:17,488
Hi, Needy!
Enough with this screaming.
726
00:58:17,523 --> 00:58:19,678
- You're such a clich�.
- Get out!
727
00:58:21,242 --> 00:58:24,788
But we always share your bed when
we have slumber parties.
728
00:58:30,106 --> 00:58:33,234
I'm not gonna bite you.
729
00:58:41,681 --> 00:58:44,184
How may you own that t-shirt?
730
00:59:50,714 --> 00:59:53,894
- What the fuck is happening?
- My God, Needy!
731
00:59:54,155 --> 00:59:57,075
I have never heard you drop
the f-bomb before.
732
00:59:57,110 --> 01:00:00,221
- You! I saw you! I saw you!
- Buh-buh-buh.
733
01:00:00,256 --> 01:00:03,332
Slow down, tardy slip.
You sound like a sped.
734
01:00:03,436 --> 01:00:05,104
I'm gonna call the police.
735
01:00:05,209 --> 01:00:07,816
Oh, okay! Why don't you narc me out.
736
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:10,527
I've the cops in my back pocket, Needy.
737
01:00:10,736 --> 01:00:13,238
I'm fucking a cadet, remember?
738
01:00:13,655 --> 01:00:15,706
What you want from me?
739
01:00:15,741 --> 01:00:18,661
Just only explain some things to you.
740
01:00:18,974 --> 01:00:23,249
Besides, best friends don't keep secrets.
Right?
741
01:00:25,230 --> 01:00:27,316
In case you don't remember
the night of the fire...
742
01:00:27,351 --> 01:00:29,262
I got really messed up.
743
01:00:29,297 --> 01:00:31,383
And those guys from Low Shoulder.
744
01:00:31,418 --> 01:00:32,912
Totally evil.
745
01:00:32,947 --> 01:00:38,057
They are basically like agents of Satan
with really awesome haircuts.
746
01:00:40,038 --> 01:00:42,124
"Finishing School"
performed by Dashboard Confessional
747
01:00:46,712 --> 01:00:48,450
Where-Where are we going?
748
01:00:48,485 --> 01:00:50,987
You don't have to talk,
if you don't want to.
749
01:01:00,477 --> 01:01:02,562
Are you guys rapists?
750
01:01:03,084 --> 01:01:05,169
Oh, God! I hate girls.
751
01:01:10,383 --> 01:01:12,990
Are you even sure she's
a fucking virgin, man?
752
01:01:13,929 --> 01:01:15,875
Yes!
Yes, I'm a virgin!
753
01:01:15,910 --> 01:01:19,769
I'm a virgn! I never-never even
done sex. I don't know how.
754
01:01:19,804 --> 01:01:24,044
So, you guys should find
somebody who does...
755
01:01:24,253 --> 01:01:25,608
...know how.
756
01:01:25,817 --> 01:01:26,707
See, Dirk?
757
01:01:26,842 --> 01:01:28,737
I told you, man.
You owe me a beer.
758
01:01:29,362 --> 01:01:30,509
What did they do to you?
759
01:01:30,614 --> 01:01:32,282
Let me finish.
760
01:01:32,803 --> 01:01:34,333
So they drove me out to the falls.
761
01:01:34,368 --> 01:01:37,913
And I kept looking for a
way to escape, but...
762
01:01:37,948 --> 01:01:40,520
...it's really dark out there.
763
01:01:49,175 --> 01:01:50,948
Where are you going, huh?
764
01:01:51,678 --> 01:01:53,659
We got a waxing moon tonight, you guys.
765
01:01:53,764 --> 01:01:55,849
Just like the ritual said.
766
01:02:07,111 --> 01:02:09,353
One of you guys have something
to shut her up with?
767
01:02:13,090 --> 01:02:15,158
This is great. But get
it nice and tight though,
768
01:02:15,162 --> 01:02:17,035
because I don't want
to get fuckin' clawed.
769
01:02:27,967 --> 01:02:30,053
I don't know if we should go
through with this.
770
01:02:31,617 --> 01:02:32,486
Dirk.
771
01:02:33,494 --> 01:02:36,518
You wanna work at Moose Hoof Coffee
forever? I don't.
772
01:02:36,622 --> 01:02:37,457
Okay?
773
01:02:37,561 --> 01:02:39,855
You wanna be a big loser or...
774
01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:41,801
...do you wanna be rich...
775
01:02:41,836 --> 01:02:45,382
...and awesome like that
guy from Maroon 5?
776
01:02:47,468 --> 01:02:49,240
Maroon 5.
777
01:02:49,866 --> 01:02:51,499
Okay, that's what I thought.
778
01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:53,620
Go and fetch me the ritual, brother.
779
01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:03,109
Thank you.
780
01:03:04,256 --> 01:03:05,195
Alright.
781
01:03:05,299 --> 01:03:08,741
- That's it?
- Yeah, I found it online.
782
01:03:09,888 --> 01:03:14,059
We come here tonight to
sacrifice the body of...
783
01:03:16,457 --> 01:03:18,126
What's your name again?
Tiffany?
784
01:03:18,230 --> 01:03:20,211
My name is Jennifer.
785
01:03:20,246 --> 01:03:21,044
Super.
786
01:03:21,045 --> 01:03:22,158
We come here tonight...
787
01:03:22,193 --> 01:03:25,425
...to sacrifice the body of Jennifer
from Devil's Kettle.
788
01:03:25,460 --> 01:03:27,094
Please, please...
789
01:03:27,198 --> 01:03:31,473
Please let me go. I'll do anything.
I'll do any...
790
01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:41,589
Do you know how hard it is to make it
as an indie band these days?
791
01:03:41,624 --> 01:03:43,153
There's so many of us.
792
01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:47,532
We're all so cute and it's like if you don't
get on Letterman...
793
01:03:47,637 --> 01:03:51,391
...or some retarded soundtrack,
you're screwed, okay?
794
01:03:51,426 --> 01:03:53,164
Satan is our only hope.
795
01:03:53,581 --> 01:03:54,936
We're in league with the beast now.
796
01:03:55,041 --> 01:03:57,648
And we have to make a really
big impression on him.
797
01:03:57,683 --> 01:04:00,255
And to do that, we're going to
have to butcher you.
798
01:04:00,290 --> 01:04:01,506
And bleed you.
799
01:04:01,714 --> 01:04:03,487
And Dirk here is gonna wear your face.
800
01:04:03,522 --> 01:04:05,260
Relax, I'm kidding about the face.
801
01:04:05,469 --> 01:04:07,554
The rest is gonna happen though.
802
01:04:10,682 --> 01:04:12,768
You know what?
Maybe we'll write a song about you.
803
01:04:12,803 --> 01:04:14,854
I think as a fan that would be
pretty cool, right?
804
01:04:23,926 --> 01:04:26,012
With the deepest malice,
805
01:04:26,324 --> 01:04:28,618
We deliver this virgin unto thee.
806
01:04:29,244 --> 01:04:30,913
Dude, that is a hot murder weapon.
807
01:04:30,948 --> 01:04:32,268
It's a bowie knife.
808
01:04:32,373 --> 01:04:33,589
Bowie? Nice.
809
01:04:33,624 --> 01:04:35,710
Alright, here we go!
It's gonna be knarly.
810
01:04:35,745 --> 01:04:38,230
Help me please... please...
Help me...
811
01:04:38,265 --> 01:04:40,715
Wait a sec!
I just thought of something.
812
01:04:41,028 --> 01:04:42,696
Jenny.
813
01:04:43,009 --> 01:04:44,225
Jenny, you're the girl for me.
814
01:04:44,260 --> 01:04:46,971
You don't know me.
But you make me so happy.
815
01:04:47,006 --> 01:04:49,683
I tried to call you before,
but I lost my nerve.
816
01:04:49,787 --> 01:04:52,603
I used my imagination.
817
01:04:52,707 --> 01:04:55,418
But I was disturbed.
818
01:04:55,835 --> 01:04:59,016
Jenny, I got your number.
819
01:04:59,068 --> 01:05:02,197
I need to make you mine.
820
01:05:02,301 --> 01:05:05,638
Jenny, don�t change your number,
821
01:05:05,673 --> 01:05:10,299
...8-6-7-5-3-0-9...
822
01:05:13,354 --> 01:05:16,900
...8-6-7-5-3-0-9...
823
01:05:24,408 --> 01:05:26,494
- They killed you.
- Oops!
824
01:05:26,598 --> 01:05:28,371
I'm still here, aren't I?
825
01:05:28,579 --> 01:05:31,499
I mean, they did go Benihana
on my ass with that knife.
826
01:05:31,534 --> 01:05:33,480
And it should have killed me but...
827
01:05:33,585 --> 01:05:35,462
...for some reason...
828
01:05:35,670 --> 01:05:37,339
...it didn't.
829
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:41,093
Maybe it did.
830
01:06:08,101 --> 01:06:10,812
Anyway, I don't really remember
what happened after that.
831
01:06:10,847 --> 01:06:13,489
I just know that I woke up and...
832
01:06:13,524 --> 01:06:16,131
...I found my way back to you.
833
01:06:28,331 --> 01:06:30,104
I remember.
834
01:06:31,043 --> 01:06:33,441
I couldn't bring myself to hurt you.
835
01:06:33,545 --> 01:06:36,048
I mean, I'm a really good friend.
836
01:06:36,674 --> 01:06:39,698
I was just so hungry.
837
01:06:58,989 --> 01:07:00,658
Ahmet!
838
01:07:02,118 --> 01:07:03,891
You made it out?
839
01:07:07,958 --> 01:07:09,730
Are you lost?
840
01:07:12,546 --> 01:07:15,361
Does your host family know
that you're alive?
841
01:07:18,803 --> 01:07:21,305
Does anyone know you're alive?
842
01:07:27,145 --> 01:07:29,022
You come with me.
843
01:07:29,335 --> 01:07:31,108
We're gonna sort all of this out.
844
01:07:32,985 --> 01:07:37,260
And ever since then, I just knew what
I have to do to be strong.
845
01:07:37,295 --> 01:07:41,223
And when I'm full, like I'm right now.
I'm like...
846
01:07:41,535 --> 01:07:42,995
...unkillable.
847
01:07:43,204 --> 01:07:45,290
Like I can do shit like this.
Watch!
848
01:07:48,105 --> 01:07:50,295
It's really cool.
Just watch. Look.
849
01:07:54,049 --> 01:07:56,239
It's like some X-Men shit, right?
850
01:08:02,704 --> 01:08:06,041
What do you mean, when you're full?
851
01:08:09,274 --> 01:08:11,672
What about my mom's Kia?
852
01:08:11,881 --> 01:08:14,331
Why were you covered in blood?
853
01:08:14,366 --> 01:08:16,782
You didn't even look human.
854
01:08:19,493 --> 01:08:23,039
You know, Needy, maybe you should
talk to somebody about these...
855
01:08:23,074 --> 01:08:25,194
...disturbing thoughts...
856
01:08:25,229 --> 01:08:29,191
...that you're having.
We're all really concerned.
857
01:08:30,130 --> 01:08:32,215
Especially, Chip.
858
01:08:32,528 --> 01:08:35,239
I think he may be having
second thoughts about you.
859
01:08:35,274 --> 01:08:36,282
Leave!
860
01:08:36,386 --> 01:08:38,681
Come on, Needy.
Let me stay the night.
861
01:08:38,889 --> 01:08:42,435
We can play 'boyfriend-girlfriend'
like we used to.
862
01:08:57,242 --> 01:09:00,162
- What are you doing?
- Um, you said to leave.
863
01:09:00,475 --> 01:09:02,561
See you at school.
864
01:09:27,796 --> 01:09:32,489
We're gathered here to celebrate
the life of Colin Gray.
865
01:09:32,906 --> 01:09:35,409
Who was plucked from the
prime of his youth.
866
01:09:47,088 --> 01:09:50,946
They did a big memorial assembly
for Colin at school.
867
01:09:51,676 --> 01:09:54,648
And we had to watch another
presentation about curfews...
868
01:09:54,683 --> 01:09:57,620
...and the buddy system and
how to deal with grief.
869
01:09:57,933 --> 01:10:00,436
But nobody seemed to care anymore.
870
01:10:01,061 --> 01:10:03,773
Sorrow was last week's emotion.
871
01:10:05,754 --> 01:10:08,778
Sure we all hope this would be
the last funeral.
872
01:10:09,091 --> 01:10:10,864
But I knew better.
873
01:10:11,385 --> 01:10:13,679
So I did some research.
874
01:10:14,096 --> 01:10:16,182
Paranormal research.
875
01:10:29,843 --> 01:10:32,345
Offering a virgin to satan.
876
01:10:33,805 --> 01:10:38,915
...forever feed on flesh to...
877
01:10:39,123 --> 01:10:41,209
Destroying a demon.
878
01:10:41,522 --> 01:10:43,781
Demons are weakest when hungry.
879
01:10:43,816 --> 01:10:48,717
But a blade to the heart is the
surest way to kill the beast.
880
01:10:53,514 --> 01:10:57,789
Jennifer and I hadn't spoken since
our encounter in my room.
881
01:10:58,415 --> 01:11:01,335
Actually, I hadn't really
spoken to anyone.
882
01:11:18,854 --> 01:11:20,522
Hey.
883
01:11:21,565 --> 01:11:23,616
I just bought our formal tickets.
884
01:11:23,651 --> 01:11:26,571
Did you make reservations at
the Cheesecake Factory?
885
01:11:27,822 --> 01:11:30,429
Chip, I can't go to the
dance with you.
886
01:11:30,464 --> 01:11:31,784
What? Why?
887
01:11:31,889 --> 01:11:33,557
Look, just trust me.
888
01:11:33,766 --> 01:11:35,399
You shouldn't go at all.
889
01:11:35,434 --> 01:11:38,354
- What're you talking about?
- Not here.
890
01:11:38,458 --> 01:11:40,648
What's going on?
You're breaking up with me?
891
01:11:40,753 --> 01:11:42,838
Please, Chip.
I just need to tell you something.
892
01:11:42,942 --> 01:11:44,089
- Is this about Jennifer?
- Yes.
893
01:11:44,194 --> 01:11:47,635
- But I promise you this is the last time...
- Needy, I care about you.
894
01:11:47,670 --> 01:11:48,468
A lot.
895
01:11:48,469 --> 01:11:52,223
As a person, not just some girl I made
love to for four minutes tonight.
896
01:11:52,258 --> 01:11:54,413
And-And I'm scared of what's
happening to you.
897
01:11:54,517 --> 01:11:58,480
- You're acting really fucked up.
- Please just let me show you.
898
01:12:01,296 --> 01:12:02,616
Okay.
899
01:12:02,651 --> 01:12:04,424
Jennifer's evil.
900
01:12:05,258 --> 01:12:06,614
I know.
901
01:12:06,822 --> 01:12:09,012
No, I mean, she's actually evil.
902
01:12:09,117 --> 01:12:10,750
Not high school evil.
903
01:12:10,785 --> 01:12:14,748
I've been through the occult section
of the library five times.
904
01:12:14,783 --> 01:12:17,528
Our library has a occult section?
905
01:12:17,563 --> 01:12:20,274
Yeah, its-its really small...
906
01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:22,673
You have to read this.
907
01:12:24,758 --> 01:12:26,322
- Demon...
- Demonic transference.
908
01:12:26,531 --> 01:12:27,748
It's something that happens...
909
01:12:27,783 --> 01:12:30,077
...when you try to sacrifice
a virgin to Satan...
910
01:12:30,112 --> 01:12:31,849
...without using an actual virgin.
911
01:12:31,884 --> 01:12:33,066
The guys from the band...
912
01:12:33,101 --> 01:12:34,769
...tried to sacrifice her in the woods.
913
01:12:34,804 --> 01:12:35,604
But what they didn't know...
914
01:12:35,708 --> 01:12:37,898
...is that she hasn't been a virgin
since junior high.
915
01:12:37,933 --> 01:12:39,688
It all makes sense now.
Read this.
916
01:12:39,723 --> 01:12:41,443
If the human sacrifice is impure,
917
01:12:41,547 --> 01:12:42,659
...the result may still be obtained.
918
01:12:42,694 --> 01:12:45,510
But a demon will ever reside in the
soul of the victim.
919
01:12:45,545 --> 01:12:48,326
She must forever feed on flesh
to substain the demon.
920
01:12:48,638 --> 01:12:50,515
- Okay.
- She's eating boys!
921
01:12:50,724 --> 01:12:52,392
They like make her really...
922
01:12:52,427 --> 01:12:53,540
...pretty and glowy...
923
01:12:53,644 --> 01:12:55,694
...and her hair looks amazing.
924
01:12:55,729 --> 01:12:59,066
And then when she's hungry,
she's weak and cranky and ugly.
925
01:12:59,101 --> 01:13:01,152
I mean like ugly for her.
926
01:13:01,569 --> 01:13:03,446
Don't you get it?
927
01:13:03,481 --> 01:13:04,802
The dance.
928
01:13:05,010 --> 01:13:08,452
It'll be like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
929
01:13:11,267 --> 01:13:13,213
Needy, I think you need help.
930
01:13:13,248 --> 01:13:15,090
Oh, my God!
You don't believe me.
931
01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:18,567
It's not that I don't believe you,
I just don't believe this.
932
01:13:18,602 --> 01:13:21,174
God, this is a nightmare.
933
01:13:23,781 --> 01:13:25,518
And what about the dance?
934
01:13:25,553 --> 01:13:29,099
- Who cares about the goddamn dance, Chip?
- I do.
935
01:13:29,203 --> 01:13:31,602
I ordered your corsage,
it's an orchid.
936
01:13:31,637 --> 01:13:33,687
It was like $12.
937
01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:38,240
I'll be at the dance.
938
01:13:38,275 --> 01:13:40,361
I just need to keep an eye on Jennifer.
939
01:13:41,091 --> 01:13:43,489
Promise me, you're not gonna go.
940
01:13:46,514 --> 01:13:47,938
Needy, I...
941
01:13:47,973 --> 01:13:50,024
...I'm not your guy anymore?
942
01:13:50,059 --> 01:13:53,187
Chip, it's not safe for us to be
together right now.
943
01:13:58,610 --> 01:14:00,278
"Finishing School"
performed by Dashboard Confessional
944
01:14:00,313 --> 01:14:02,433
You hit me once,
I hit you back.
945
01:14:02,468 --> 01:14:04,397
You gave a kick,
I gave a slap.
946
01:14:04,432 --> 01:14:06,327
You smashed a plate over my head.
947
01:14:06,431 --> 01:14:09,768
Then I set fire to our bed.
948
01:14:11,436 --> 01:14:13,626
You hit me once,
I hit you back.
949
01:14:13,661 --> 01:14:15,937
You gave a kick,
I gave a slap.
950
01:14:15,972 --> 01:14:19,022
You smashed a plate over my head.
951
01:14:19,057 --> 01:14:22,073
Then I set fire to our bed.
952
01:14:25,097 --> 01:14:27,182
You hit me once,
I hit you back.
953
01:14:27,217 --> 01:14:29,268
You gave a kick,
I gave a slap.
954
01:14:29,581 --> 01:14:33,126
All over Devil's Kettle,
kids are getting ready for the dance.
955
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:38,758
Blissfully ignorant that some poor chump
was on his way to being Satan chow.
956
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:49,185
- I'm in my underpants, Mom!
- I need to give you something.
957
01:14:49,603 --> 01:14:51,271
What, Mom?
958
01:14:54,712 --> 01:14:56,276
Ladies� pepper spray?
959
01:14:56,381 --> 01:14:59,613
There's obviously a sicko out there
who likes boys.
960
01:14:59,718 --> 01:15:03,993
Mom, I can take care of myself.
I've been using the Bowflex.
961
01:15:05,349 --> 01:15:08,790
Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like
when they found him?
962
01:15:08,825 --> 01:15:11,293
- Lasagna with teeth?
- You heard.
963
01:15:14,942 --> 01:15:17,445
You picking Needy up at her house?
964
01:15:19,844 --> 01:15:22,868
I'm-I'm meeting her at the dance.
965
01:15:23,076 --> 01:15:25,683
I want pictures with your
sister before you go.
966
01:15:25,718 --> 01:15:27,247
Yes, ma'am.
967
01:15:29,542 --> 01:15:31,627
"New Perspective"
performed by Panic at the Disco
968
01:15:32,253 --> 01:15:34,616
Stop there and let me correct it.
969
01:15:34,651 --> 01:15:37,831
I wanna live a life from a new perspective.
970
01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:40,847
You come along because I love your face.
971
01:15:40,882 --> 01:15:43,710
And I'll admire your expensive taste.
972
01:15:43,745 --> 01:15:46,400
And who cares divine intervention.
973
01:15:46,435 --> 01:15:49,146
I wanna be praised from a new perspective.
974
01:15:49,181 --> 01:15:50,206
Okay, one more.
975
01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:51,232
Back to back.
976
01:15:52,170 --> 01:15:53,943
Big smiles.
977
01:15:53,978 --> 01:15:55,716
Cheese.
978
01:16:40,556 --> 01:16:42,224
"Death"
performed by White Lies
979
01:16:42,433 --> 01:16:45,978
I wonder what keeps us so high up.
980
01:16:49,941 --> 01:16:53,799
Could there be a love beneath these wings.
981
01:16:56,823 --> 01:17:00,682
If we suddenly fall should I scream out?
982
01:17:04,019 --> 01:17:08,294
Keep very quiet and cling to
my mouth as I'm crying.
983
01:17:08,329 --> 01:17:10,084
So frightened of dying,
984
01:17:10,119 --> 01:17:11,840
Relax, yes, I'm trying,
985
01:17:11,944 --> 01:17:16,115
But fears got a hold on me.
986
01:17:18,514 --> 01:17:21,746
Yes, this fears got a hold on me.
987
01:17:22,059 --> 01:17:23,728
Here, we all are...
988
01:17:26,126 --> 01:17:28,316
Quiet-Quiet down, please.
989
01:17:29,359 --> 01:17:30,610
Boys?
990
01:17:30,714 --> 01:17:32,070
Thank you.
991
01:17:32,174 --> 01:17:33,182
Welcome...
992
01:17:33,217 --> 01:17:35,303
...to the Spring Formal.
993
01:17:47,503 --> 01:17:49,067
Chip!
994
01:17:51,570 --> 01:17:53,969
Didn't you hear me calling your name?
995
01:17:54,073 --> 01:17:56,158
You weren't calling my name.
996
01:17:56,367 --> 01:17:58,035
Yes, I was.
997
01:17:59,287 --> 01:18:00,816
I- I couldn't hear it.
998
01:18:00,851 --> 01:18:04,709
Listen, I need to talk to you
about you-know-who.
999
01:18:05,544 --> 01:18:07,212
Our little Needy.
1000
01:18:07,421 --> 01:18:11,070
I hope everybody had enough
opportunity to consume some of the...
1001
01:18:11,105 --> 01:18:12,113
...Pecan Sandies...
1002
01:18:12,217 --> 01:18:13,434
...and Cran-Grape...
1003
01:18:13,469 --> 01:18:16,806
...that was so generously donated
by the Parents' Club.
1004
01:18:18,787 --> 01:18:21,707
But the real treat is yet to come.
1005
01:18:21,811 --> 01:18:26,087
She's been acting a little off lately.
1006
01:18:28,172 --> 01:18:29,945
Look,
1007
01:18:30,571 --> 01:18:32,969
I think I know what's wrong with her.
1008
01:18:33,282 --> 01:18:34,950
What?
What is it?
1009
01:18:35,368 --> 01:18:39,852
You know, how Needy has been
really upset since Colin Gray died?
1010
01:18:40,060 --> 01:18:42,146
Well, it's not just because he was like...
1011
01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:44,753
...brutally murdered and stuff.
1012
01:18:45,274 --> 01:18:48,090
- I don't wanna say this.
- Say it!
1013
01:18:50,488 --> 01:18:52,678
Needy and Colin were intimate.
1014
01:18:54,451 --> 01:18:55,667
And by that...
1015
01:18:55,702 --> 01:18:59,143
...I mean they were porking on a
semi-regular basis.
1016
01:19:00,290 --> 01:19:01,333
No...
1017
01:19:01,437 --> 01:19:05,609
She and Colin were doing things that
you have never even heard of.
1018
01:19:05,644 --> 01:19:07,694
Okay, total varsity moves.
1019
01:19:10,510 --> 01:19:14,264
I just can't believe that she would mess
with your head like this.
1020
01:19:15,202 --> 01:19:19,061
I care about you so much, Chip.
1021
01:19:22,085 --> 01:19:25,005
More than I've ever had
the guts to admit.
1022
01:19:27,299 --> 01:19:29,036
These fine, young gentlemen,
1023
01:19:29,071 --> 01:19:31,470
...have been generous enough
to take time out...
1024
01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:35,745
...from their sold-out national tour.
1025
01:19:35,954 --> 01:19:39,395
To play our dance. For free.
1026
01:19:42,002 --> 01:19:44,609
Needy didn't deserve a boy like you.
1027
01:19:45,548 --> 01:19:46,903
Boys and girls,
1028
01:19:47,425 --> 01:19:48,780
...please welcome...
1029
01:19:48,885 --> 01:19:51,283
...Low Shoulder!
1030
01:20:20,273 --> 01:20:21,941
"Through The Trees"
performed by Low Shoulder
1031
01:20:22,150 --> 01:20:25,174
All alone in an empty room,
1032
01:20:25,591 --> 01:20:30,283
Nothing left but the memories of when...
1033
01:20:30,805 --> 01:20:32,942
...I had my best friend.
1034
01:20:32,977 --> 01:20:35,080
Oh, you're so salty!
1035
01:20:35,915 --> 01:20:37,531
Yeah! You're...
1036
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,147
...salty too.
1037
01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:41,337
Say it like you mean it.
1038
01:20:41,858 --> 01:20:45,300
- Say I'm better than Needy.
- What? Why?
1039
01:20:46,655 --> 01:20:52,203
Take my breath as your own.
1040
01:20:53,538 --> 01:20:58,938
Take my eyes to guide you home.
1041
01:21:00,837 --> 01:21:04,591
Because I'm still here breathing now.
1042
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:11,382
I'm still here breathing now.
1043
01:21:11,995 --> 01:21:15,228
I'm still here...
1044
01:21:15,436 --> 01:21:16,479
Chip!
1045
01:21:16,584 --> 01:21:20,442
Because I'm still here breathing now.
1046
01:21:20,477 --> 01:21:25,882
I'm still here breathing now.
1047
01:21:25,917 --> 01:21:31,148
And I'm still here so...
1048
01:21:31,183 --> 01:21:34,624
Because I'm still here breathing now.
1049
01:21:34,728 --> 01:21:41,315
I'm still here breathing now.
1050
01:21:42,132 --> 01:21:45,434
And I'm still here...
1051
01:21:45,469 --> 01:21:48,910
Because I'm not coming back.
1052
01:22:13,416 --> 01:22:16,127
- What are you doing?
- Swimming.
1053
01:22:18,421 --> 01:22:20,298
Come on, Chip.
1054
01:22:20,403 --> 01:22:22,905
Show me your breast stroke.
1055
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:39,590
I feel so empty.
1056
01:22:44,283 --> 01:22:46,368
Yeah, me too.
1057
01:22:48,662 --> 01:22:51,686
Please just come here
and kiss me again.
1058
01:23:02,114 --> 01:23:03,783
I can't.
1059
01:23:05,034 --> 01:23:06,807
I'm sorry.
1060
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:09,205
This just feels weird.
1061
01:23:49,249 --> 01:23:51,334
Help!
1062
01:24:18,864 --> 01:24:20,637
Needy.
1063
01:24:50,252 --> 01:24:52,025
Needy.
1064
01:25:16,948 --> 01:25:18,616
She can fly?
1065
01:25:18,929 --> 01:25:20,285
She's just hovering.
1066
01:25:20,389 --> 01:25:21,327
It's not that impressive.
1067
01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:25,081
God, do you have to undermine
everything that I do?
1068
01:25:25,186 --> 01:25:27,584
You're such a player-hater.
1069
01:25:27,793 --> 01:25:29,322
You're a jerk.
1070
01:25:29,357 --> 01:25:32,381
Wow! Nice insult, Hannah Montana!
1071
01:25:32,485 --> 01:25:33,945
You got any more harsh digs?
1072
01:25:33,980 --> 01:25:35,718
You know what?
1073
01:25:35,926 --> 01:25:38,081
You were never a good friend.
1074
01:25:38,116 --> 01:25:41,001
Even when we were little.
You used to steal my toys...
1075
01:25:41,036 --> 01:25:45,312
- ... and pour lemonade on my bed.
- And now I'm eating your boyfriend!
1076
01:25:45,347 --> 01:25:48,145
See, at least I'm consistent.
1077
01:25:48,180 --> 01:25:50,943
Why do you need him? Huh?
1078
01:25:51,047 --> 01:25:53,863
You could have anybody
that you want, Jennifer.
1079
01:25:53,898 --> 01:25:56,643
So... why Chip?
1080
01:25:56,678 --> 01:25:59,146
Is it just to tick me off?
1081
01:25:59,181 --> 01:26:03,039
Or is it because you're
just really insecure?
1082
01:26:03,769 --> 01:26:05,855
I'm not insecure, Needy.
1083
01:26:05,890 --> 01:26:06,758
God, that's a joke!
1084
01:26:06,793 --> 01:26:10,964
How can I ever be insecure?
I was the Snowflake Queen!
1085
01:26:10,999 --> 01:26:12,389
Yeah...
1086
01:26:12,424 --> 01:26:15,136
...two years ago.
When you were socially relevant.
1087
01:26:15,171 --> 01:26:16,978
I'm still socially relevant.
1088
01:26:17,013 --> 01:26:20,871
And when you didn't need
laxatives to stay skinny.
1089
01:26:24,312 --> 01:26:26,258
I am going...
1090
01:26:26,293 --> 01:26:28,657
...to eat your soul...
1091
01:26:28,692 --> 01:26:32,029
...and shit it out, Lesnicki.
1092
01:26:32,133 --> 01:26:34,114
I thought you only murdered boys.
1093
01:26:34,149 --> 01:26:35,991
I go both ways.
1094
01:27:05,815 --> 01:27:07,901
You got a tampon?
1095
01:27:10,821 --> 01:27:12,594
Thought I'd ask.
1096
01:27:13,219 --> 01:27:15,722
You seemed like you might be plugging.
1097
01:27:36,891 --> 01:27:38,976
Oh, Chip!
1098
01:27:39,810 --> 01:27:41,896
Needy.
1099
01:27:43,356 --> 01:27:45,442
I should have believed you.
1100
01:27:47,006 --> 01:27:48,257
I'm sorry.
1101
01:27:48,361 --> 01:27:52,115
No, no! Listen to me! Listen to me!
I'm gonna get some help, okay?
1102
01:27:52,150 --> 01:27:54,722
Okay?
Yeah, okay.
1103
01:28:01,813 --> 01:28:03,899
It's not working.
1104
01:28:06,089 --> 01:28:07,201
Come on.
1105
01:28:07,236 --> 01:28:09,322
Needy. Needy.
1106
01:28:10,781 --> 01:28:12,311
I'm going somewhere.
1107
01:28:12,346 --> 01:28:14,223
No! No, no, no.
you're not going anywhere.
1108
01:28:14,258 --> 01:28:15,995
Yes, I am.
1109
01:28:16,308 --> 01:28:18,967
I think I already died
before you got here,
1110
01:28:19,002 --> 01:28:21,626
...but I woke up when
I heard your voice.
1111
01:28:24,129 --> 01:28:26,215
I love you.
1112
01:28:29,969 --> 01:28:32,159
I love you too.
1113
01:28:36,330 --> 01:28:39,250
And you look totally hot in that dress.
1114
01:28:39,354 --> 01:28:42,274
Oh, God!
You're clearly delirious.
1115
01:28:43,108 --> 01:28:45,194
No, I'm not.
1116
01:28:50,512 --> 01:28:51,659
Chip?
1117
01:28:51,868 --> 01:28:53,640
No!
1118
01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:56,247
No!
1119
01:29:01,253 --> 01:29:03,338
No!
1120
01:30:19,045 --> 01:30:21,548
Best friends forever, huh?
1121
01:30:22,382 --> 01:30:24,433
You killed my fucking boyfriend!
1122
01:30:24,468 --> 01:30:28,430
You goddamned monster!
You... zombitch!
1123
01:30:36,251 --> 01:30:38,337
You know what this is for?
1124
01:30:40,005 --> 01:30:42,195
It's for cutting boxes.
1125
01:30:44,594 --> 01:30:47,096
Do you buy all your murder
weapons at Home Depot?
1126
01:30:47,131 --> 01:30:49,182
God, you're butch.
1127
01:30:51,893 --> 01:30:53,979
Cross out Jennifer!
1128
01:32:09,686 --> 01:32:11,771
My tit!
1129
01:32:14,170 --> 01:32:15,525
No...
1130
01:32:15,734 --> 01:32:17,507
...your heart.
1131
01:32:38,467 --> 01:32:41,074
Oh, Jennifer!
What is it, baby?
1132
01:32:43,785 --> 01:32:45,871
Needy?
1133
01:32:46,601 --> 01:32:48,686
Oh, my God!
1134
01:32:49,312 --> 01:32:51,397
Oh, my God!
1135
01:32:55,569 --> 01:32:57,654
Oh, God!
1136
01:33:14,756 --> 01:33:17,989
I don't know who Needy Lesnicki
is anymore.
1137
01:33:27,895 --> 01:33:29,668
I'm a different person now.
1138
01:33:29,876 --> 01:33:31,823
A person who uses curse words...
1139
01:33:31,858 --> 01:33:35,090
...and kicks orderlies and sees
things that aren't there.
1140
01:33:35,125 --> 01:33:38,010
A very bad, very damaged person.
1141
01:33:38,532 --> 01:33:41,034
But sometimes, change can be good.
1142
01:33:41,243 --> 01:33:43,746
For instance, most occult scholars
don't know this...
1143
01:33:43,781 --> 01:33:45,727
...but if you're bitten by a demon...
1144
01:33:45,831 --> 01:33:47,187
...and you live...
1145
01:33:47,395 --> 01:33:50,420
...you just might absorb some of
the demon's abilities.
1146
01:33:50,524 --> 01:33:53,861
You just might get lucky for once
in your miserable life.
1147
01:35:16,033 --> 01:35:20,413
- Where you looking to go, young lady?
- East, towards Madison.
1148
01:35:21,247 --> 01:35:23,333
Hop in my chariot.
1149
01:35:30,319 --> 01:35:32,405
So why you headed East?
1150
01:35:33,343 --> 01:35:35,429
I'm following this rock band.
1151
01:35:37,202 --> 01:35:39,287
Must be one in hell of a group.
1152
01:35:39,600 --> 01:35:42,103
Tonight's gonna be their last show.
1153
01:35:43,458 --> 01:35:45,544
"Violet"
performed by Hole
1154
01:35:46,274 --> 01:35:49,611
And the sky was made of amethyst.
1155
01:35:51,697 --> 01:35:55,659
And all the stars look
just like little fish.
1156
01:35:57,432 --> 01:36:00,977
You should learn when to go.
1157
01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:07,026
You should learn how to say no.
1158
01:36:09,111 --> 01:36:12,031
Might last a day, yeah-h-h!
1159
01:36:12,344 --> 01:36:14,429
Mine is forever.
1160
01:36:14,742 --> 01:36:19,122
Might last a day, yeah-h-h!
1161
01:36:20,999 --> 01:36:23,050
Well, mine is forever.
1162
01:36:23,085 --> 01:36:30,085
When they get what they want,
they never want it again.
1163
01:36:31,775 --> 01:36:38,775
Go on, take everything,
take everything I want you to.
1164
01:36:47,521 --> 01:36:49,363
Hey, look at this motherfucker.
1165
01:36:50,093 --> 01:36:51,866
Go get the door. Doorbell's ringing.
Go open the door.
1166
01:36:52,267 --> 01:36:53,467
Get the fuck
outta here, fuckhead.