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And every time it rains
It rains pennies from heaven
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Don't you know each cloud
contains pennies from heaven?
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You'll find your
fortune falling
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All over town
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Be sure that your umbrella
is up-up-up-up-upslde down
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And trade them for a package
of sunshine and ravioli
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Nice weather
we're having, huh?
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Here in the kingdom
of Malaria,
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every dey's forecast is rainy
with a 100% chance of horror.
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It wasn't elweys
Ilke this, though.
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Years ago, Maleria was
a sunny land of farmers.
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Until the mysterious storm
clouds rolled in and never left.
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They killed our crops,
and our people became poor.
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And that's when Klng Malbert thought
up a new way for us to make money,
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Evil Inventions.
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The kind that crush you, klll
you, bring you back to life,
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then kill you again,
way worse.
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We invent them, and the world
pays us not to unleash them.
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Oh, It's a great gig, especially
if you're an Evil Scientist.
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Fame, fortune, a rent-free
castle in the hills.
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They get it all. They're
the top of the heap.
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Igor! Pull the switch!
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Yes, Master!
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And the bottom of the heap?
Those are the poor slobs like me,
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born with a hunch
on our back, Igors.
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Actually, that
Igor's not me.
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Igor! Pull the switch!
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Yes, Master!
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No, no, no,
that's not me, either.
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That's me. See? I look
nothing like those other guys,
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much better-looking.
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Anyway, all Igors are forced
to serve Evil Scientists.
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Our life is a permanent
graveyard shift.
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But I never wanted
to be an Igor.
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I always wanted to be
an Evil Scientist.
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Unfortunetely, the hunch on
my back was a one-way ticket
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to Igor School.
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I majored in Talking With a Slur and
graduated with a Yes Masters Degree.
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Then, it was off
to find a job.
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Hi, I'm here about the "Igor
Wanted" and. My name's Igor.
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Well, of course it is.
I've got a hunch on my back.
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What's my name
gonna be? Kevin?
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They didn't appreciate
my creatlve style.
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But eventually, I landed
a job for Dr. Glickenstein.
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Pull the switch!
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Not the
smartest scientist.
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His last invention
was an Evil Lasagna.
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It didn't klll anyone. And it
actually tasted pretty good.
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Igor!
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Igors aren't
allowed to invent,
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but I still manage to work on
my own inventions in secret.
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And this new one is gonna
be the one that proves
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that I'm the biggest Evil Genius
of them all, and not just another...
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Igor!
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Once they see what I can do,
I'll have a whole new life,
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and I'll never have to answer
to another master again.
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Sorry Master.
What did you say?
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Oh! I mean...
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Sorry, Master. I was in the bathroom.
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Had a bat stuck in the belfry, if you know what I mean. Master
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I don t want to hear your
toilet memoirs, you cretin!
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I give you five minutes a week
to take care of your business.
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I'm not running
a resort here!
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Now get over
there and...
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Pull the switch!
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Yes, Master!
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Yes! Yes!
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Yes!
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Who's the failure
now, Mother?
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Mummy, Mummy,
you were right!
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I was never meant
to be a scientist.
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I should have been
a plumber like you!
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That was the first time
he was right all day.
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You! Go find me a 16
- gigawatt temporal transducer
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Excuse me, Master, are you sure you don't mean 21
- gigawatt?
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You're correcting me?
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Strike!
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I should do more improve.
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My hunch.
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Oh, there she goes.
Much better.
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Good evening,
friendsl
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That's Scamper, one of my
most successful inventions.
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I made him immortal.
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Which is kind of a hassle for
him, since he doesn't want to live.
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Will nothing end
this vicious cycle?
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I also made him talk. Which is a
hassle for me, since he never shuts up.
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No fair!
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You wasted your immortality
formula on the wrong guy, Igor.
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That's Brain, one
of my other inventions.
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Legend has it when the
smartest man in the world died,
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they put his
brain in a jar.
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This is not that brain.
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I wanna live forever!
I got plans! And dreams!
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I got a squeaky wheel!
Was that me?
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Really, Brain?
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You want to be trapped in an
endless existential nightmare,
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forced to keep living,
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even though life is
meaningless and nothing matters?
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Possibly.
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What exactly
did you say?
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Too bad he wasted his intelligence
formula on me, too, Brain.
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Or should I
say "Brian"?
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Hey! I was
in a hurryl
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Stupid permanent marker.
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Enough
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The Evil Science Fair
is in a week,
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and Glickenstein
is gonna lose again.
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Okay, I get it. You want
me to fix his invention.
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Now I'll just need a screwdriver,
some nails and my bag of marbles.
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Don't touch his
invention, Brain.
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Final You don't want the
benefit of my brain power?
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Then, farewell,
Igor.
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Like a gentle fawn, I
shall leave this meadow.
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On second thought
maybe I'll stick around,
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So I can watch
Mr. Smarty- hunch
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fix Glickenstein's
invention.
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I couldl But you know
what would happen if I did!
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The same thing he'd do if he
found out I invented you two.
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He'd recycle me.
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Can you imagine being chopped
up and used for body parts
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and God knows
what else?
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Horrible.
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Dang it!
Still here.
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If I had my shot,
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I could be one of the greatest Evil
Scientists Malaria has ever seen.
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They'd all cheer
my name
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just like they do for the
great Dr. Schadenfreude!
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And now your master of
disaster, the chief of grief,
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a man who needs
no introduction,
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but who will brutally torture
me if he doesn't get one,
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Dr. Schadenfreude!
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Thank you, thank you.
You're too klnd!
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And I'm not.
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But I want to welcome you all to my annual pre
- Evil Science Fair party.
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My girlfriend Jaclyn.
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You know, she
may seem like
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a shallow,
conniving wretch...
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That's all I got. That
pretty much sums her up.
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A toast to the undefeated
winner of 17 Evil Science Fairs
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and the greatest Evil
Genius in the world.
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Bow for the King!
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"The greatest Evil
Genius in the world. "
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I rememberwhen people
used to call me that.
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Back when the clouds destroyed
our peaceful land of farmers,
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and my plan to blackmail
the world saved us all
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Yes, as you ve told us
all over and over and over.
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Yeah, well,
here's more.
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Did you know that years ago,
Schoddy's family name was Poekelmacher?
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His family were
pickle-makers!
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So, what's your Evil Invention
this year, Doctor, kosher or dill?
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I want to shove a pickle
right where the sun don't shine
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You mean Malaria, Master?
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No matter how many Evil
Science Fairs I win,
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I always have to bow
down to that idiot
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I will never get
the respect he gets!
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Respect? Respect isn't gonna
keep me in baby-seal boots.
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You just need to
keep on winning
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Well, that is spoken like
a true worthless leech,
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who, by the way still has not helped
me steal this year's winning invention.
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You know, maybe if you
were a real scientist,
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you wouldn't need me to
help you cheat every year.
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Your whole
lab is fake,
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just like you.
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And maybe I should throw you back
in the gutter where I found you!
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You're one to talk,
Dr. Schadenfraude!
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You don't have
the guts.
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Is Daddy still
mad at me?
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No.
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But you and your friend Heidi
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still have a litt e
job to do.
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Oh, we're trying.
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Well, try a little
bit harder!
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Because this year,
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I won't stop at just winning
the Evil Science Fair.
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I'm gonna unleash
my winnlng invention
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on the King's
smug little face,
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and then he'll be the
one groveling at my feet!
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Hi there!
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Look, it's your little
girlfriend, Heidi.
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You take a cocoa break,
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and I'll guard your plans
for your new invention.
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No, wait! You'll
spill on my plans.
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Heidi, you re not
careful enough!
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You're so sloppy
sometimes.
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Oh, poopshkin.
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I went to the evil bookstore and
got you an inspirational poster.
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It's a little kitten!
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To remind you to always take time
in your day for a little torture
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My transducer!
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Time to go I have no
time for cocoa or kittens!
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I have to work on my
plans alone and in secret.
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In otherwords,
bon voyage.
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Who doesn't like
tortured kittens?
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I...
I like kittens.
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I don't like dirty
little hunchpeople.
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Great, Schadenfreude's
gonna kill me.
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00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:06,080
And why are there
two transducers?
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00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:10,707
Master, the 21
- gigawatt might be somewhat safer, I think.
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00:12:11,006 --> 00:12:13,873
Think? Igors
don't think.
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I m using the 16
- gigawatt you fool!
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Now get over there
and pull the switch!
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What are you
waiting for?
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Yes, Master!
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Yes! Yes!
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Yes!
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I told you the 16 would work, you Igor
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Behold my rocket ship
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Born to stream
through the world,
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un eashing pain and
misery on everyone.
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I named her after
you, Mother.
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Now to take the old
cow for a test drive.
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No, Master! The rocket is going to...
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Uh... Yeah that.
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Finally.
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Now I can throw out that rug in
the foyer That thing is hideous.
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We were all thinking
it. I just said it.
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Oh, no, who's that?
What am I gonna do?
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Relax, this is Glickenstein's castle.
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And he doesn't have to
open that door for anyone.
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Open for the King!
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Except for the King.
Oh, my God Oh, my God
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He's here to see Glickenstein!
What do I tell him?
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Tell him the truth.
And if he kills us,
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I'll come back and give
you a beautiful funeral.
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Right, right. The truth, that's
a good option. Right, right.
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Glicky!
Glicky, my boy
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Where's Glicky?
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Your Highness,
he's gone.
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Curse it I need to
see his invention.
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Schadenfreude is
getting too popular.
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The people might
make him king.
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Someone has to beat him this year,
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with an invention
more evil than his.
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Someone who can snatch
Schadenfreude's number one position
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and rub his face
In number two!
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Ew!
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00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:11,907
Your Highness,
Dr. Glickenstein is
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creating life!
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00:14:14,296 --> 00:14:15,706
Did you say "life"?
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Yes.
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Think ng, breathing life that
can destroy freely all on its own.
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00:14:22,512 --> 00:14:25,595
No Evil Scientist has ever
been able to create life!
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00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:27,510
Oh, sure they've
mutated life.
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They've ended life.
245
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,009
They've blasted ife into
a million gooey pieces.
246
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,890
But created life?
247
00:14:32,981 --> 00:14:38,192
A weapon like that would be the
greatest Evil Invention of all time.
248
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,894
And its inventor the greatest
Evil Scientist of all time?
249
00:14:40,989 --> 00:14:43,275
Of course! This is what
I've been waiting for.
250
00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:46,108
And it's your job to make sure
nothing happens to Glickenstein,
251
00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:48,443
or I'll throw you down
the recycling chute
252
00:14:48,538 --> 00:14:51,245
and use your hunch
as a speed bump!
253
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,287
Oh, this is big. Schadenfreude'is
winning streak is over.
254
00:14:55,378 --> 00:14:57,710
Come on boys! Let's go
kick some old people.
255
00:14:59,716 --> 00:15:01,957
Ow! What is wrong
with you?
256
00:15:02,052 --> 00:15:04,589
That's for having a death
wish. That's my thing.
257
00:15:04,679 --> 00:15:06,795
I am not gonna
die, Scamper.
258
00:15:08,558 --> 00:15:10,765
For the first time ever,
259
00:15:10,852 --> 00:15:12,717
I'm gonna live!
260
00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:24,108
I sometimes come
down here to think.
261
00:15:24,699 --> 00:15:26,485
Wow, how interesting.
262
00:15:26,576 --> 00:15:28,157
What's next? You're
gonna pull out a guitar
263
00:15:28,245 --> 00:15:31,578
and play us a song you wrote in
college about being misunderstood?
264
00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:46,668
I know, right? And
she's not even done yet.
265
00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:55,932
Baby, baby, It looks
like it's gonna hail
266
00:15:57,941 --> 00:16:00,853
Baby, baby, It looks
like it's gonna hail
267
00:16:02,153 --> 00:16:03,518
You better come inside
268
00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:05,353
Let me teech you
how to jive and wail
269
00:16:07,826 --> 00:16:10,568
Come on, bigger. Do it.
Come on, make it bigger.
270
00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:13,529
Bigger!
271
00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:20,289
Okay to the left. Very
good. Now back to the right.
272
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,462
No, no, no!
273
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:27,339
To the left, now back to the
right. To the right. To the right.
274
00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:29,294
Is that even
herhand?
275
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:41,313
And now to make her skin indestructible.
276
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:47,354
You gotta jump, jive,
and then you wail
277
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,990
Did you see that?
Shoot him again.
278
00:17:03,381 --> 00:17:04,541
And now, the crucial last piece,
279
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:07,669
the source of all
the Monster's power,
280
00:17:11,222 --> 00:17:13,053
the Evil Bone.
281
00:17:15,852 --> 00:17:19,015
I have to hurry. It loses
its power in the light.
282
00:17:28,239 --> 00:17:29,604
That's it.
283
00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:31,947
Only one thing
left to do.
284
00:17:32,035 --> 00:17:34,196
He said "do. "
285
00:17:35,914 --> 00:17:38,656
Pull the switch!
286
00:17:45,006 --> 00:17:47,042
Do not yell at me.
287
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,836
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was just...
288
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:51,926
Pull the switch.
289
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,634
Please pull the switch.
290
00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:56,714
That's better.
291
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:59,222
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Why
does he get to pull the switch?
292
00:18:00,397 --> 00:18:02,763
Because I'm not
an idiot, Brian.
293
00:18:02,857 --> 00:18:03,846
My name is not Brian!
294
00:18:03,942 --> 00:18:05,307
Then you must
have his jar.
295
00:18:05,402 --> 00:18:07,688
Stop! You can both
pull the switch.
296
00:18:07,779 --> 00:18:10,896
On the count
of three. One.
297
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:14,358
Hey! No fair! You said
we could both pull the...
298
00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:30,965
Rise!
299
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:33,968
Rise!
300
00:18:43,606 --> 00:18:44,686
I...
301
00:18:45,108 --> 00:18:46,814
I don't believe it.
302
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,443
I'm a failure.
I'm a...
303
00:18:51,114 --> 00:18:52,820
I'm an Igor.
304
00:18:52,907 --> 00:18:53,896
Get rid of
that thing.
305
00:18:53,992 --> 00:18:55,948
I never want to
see it again.
306
00:18:56,953 --> 00:18:58,989
Funny you should
say that.
307
00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:05,621
Uh... Igor? Yeah. Where
did the monster go?
308
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:06,701
I don't know, Brain.
309
00:19:06,796 --> 00:19:09,333
May I suggest looking behind you?
310
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,128
It was just a suggestion.
311
00:19:19,976 --> 00:19:23,514
Maybe it just spontaneously combusted?
312
00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:27,473
Oh, yeah sure. I've
read about that in...
313
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,104
Who am I kidding?
I can't read!
314
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:59,170
And just like that she
was out of their lives.
315
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,181
I did it. I...
316
00:20:02,727 --> 00:20:04,388
I created life.
317
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,228
Has that hole alwayss been there?
318
00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:10,724
Come on!
319
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,270
Let me
get this straight
320
00:20:16,366 --> 00:20:19,699
We are chasing after
the bloodthirsty monster?
321
00:20:21,704 --> 00:20:23,365
"Home For
Blind Orphans. "
322
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:28,495
Oh God, she's killing blind orphans!
323
00:20:28,586 --> 00:20:32,124
That's so evil! I mean,
which is great, but...
324
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,047
Blind orphans!
325
00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:44,098
I wanna go next
326
00:20:44,227 --> 00:20:45,433
Me, me, pick me!
327
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,808
I wonder what diabolical
deed she has planned next.
328
00:20:48,898 --> 00:20:49,887
Piggyback rides?
329
00:20:49,941 --> 00:20:51,977
It's my turn! I wanna
go next! I wanna go next!
330
00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:53,683
Me! Me! Pick me!
Me! Me!
331
00:20:53,778 --> 00:20:55,894
Blind orphans
get everything!
332
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,311
Ah
333
00:20:57,407 --> 00:21:00,444
Your very large friend
is a sweetheart.
334
00:21:00,535 --> 00:21:02,025
No, she's not.
335
00:21:03,454 --> 00:21:04,944
I am your master,
and I command you
336
00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:07,371
to stop this gesture
of goodwill right now
337
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:09,119
and put them down.
338
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,035
Down!
339
00:21:13,256 --> 00:21:16,748
Okay, now you're gonna march
right back to the castle, got it?
340
00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:19,709
Oh, he's dead!
341
00:21:23,433 --> 00:21:26,800
Those are paper flowers
the orphans sell.
342
00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:29,727
Sounds like someone
likes them
343
00:21:29,814 --> 00:21:31,429
You touch it,
you buy it!
344
00:21:37,822 --> 00:21:38,902
Master!
345
00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:41,572
I looked inside Dr Glickenstein's castle
346
00:21:41,659 --> 00:21:43,024
and didn't see anyone.
347
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:44,529
But that's not all...
348
00:21:44,621 --> 00:21:47,112
Yes, it s, because
your voice is annoying.
349
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:49,367
Now to break into Glickenstein's castle
350
00:21:49,459 --> 00:21:51,666
and steal the plans
like Heid failed to do.
351
00:21:58,426 --> 00:22:00,667
What did this?
352
00:22:00,762 --> 00:22:05,301
I'm guessing something
big. Something like this.
353
00:22:06,684 --> 00:22:09,642
Life? Glickenstein
invented life?
354
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:12,641
I don't think he
had a hand in it.
355
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:15,978
Well, if he's toast,
356
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,230
who invented that?
357
00:22:19,113 --> 00:22:20,148
I don't believe it.
358
00:22:21,366 --> 00:22:22,481
Wow,
359
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:26,193
so not only is every other
Evil Scientist smarter than you,
360
00:22:26,287 --> 00:22:28,278
an Igor is, too?
361
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,454
Ouch!
362
00:22:30,541 --> 00:22:32,998
Smart is not
mouthing off
363
00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:37,876
to the man who has just found
his way to take the throne.
364
00:22:45,056 --> 00:22:48,674
Oh, baby, won't you
please come home?
365
00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,934
'Cause your little daddy's
gonna be all elone
366
00:22:53,022 --> 00:22:56,685
She must be making a club
of flowers to smash us with.
367
00:22:57,819 --> 00:23:00,401
This must be very
embarrassing for you.
368
00:23:00,488 --> 00:23:02,774
I never thought that
we could part
369
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:08,614
For every hour in the day
you can hear me say
370
00:23:09,205 --> 00:23:12,322
Baby, won't you please come
home? I need you, I need you
371
00:23:12,417 --> 00:23:14,703
Okay clearly her Evil
Bone wasn't activated
372
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,785
when she came to
life. That's it.
373
00:23:16,879 --> 00:23:18,335
Ooh! I have an idea!
374
00:23:18,422 --> 00:23:20,504
Is it about
this situation?
375
00:23:20,883 --> 00:23:21,918
No.
376
00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:23,715
Is it even an idea?
377
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:26,461
Is French fries
an idea?
378
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,307
So, how do you
activate it?
379
00:23:31,394 --> 00:23:33,385
We need to
kick-start it
380
00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:35,640
We need to get her to
commit one act of evil.
381
00:23:36,858 --> 00:23:38,814
She wouldn't
hurt a fly.
382
00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:42,518
Okay. Monster,
383
00:23:42,864 --> 00:23:44,980
I command you to
kill that fly.
384
00:23:46,242 --> 00:23:48,483
Kill it! Kill it!
385
00:23:48,578 --> 00:23:51,194
Kill it, girl! Come on! You're a killer!
386
00:23:51,289 --> 00:23:54,076
Maim it! Wound it! Insult it!
387
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:56,829
Something!
Kill it! Kill it!
388
00:23:56,919 --> 00:23:58,534
Kill, kill, kill!
389
00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:01,920
You were saying?
390
00:24:09,432 --> 00:24:11,673
No, no, no!
You're evil!
391
00:24:12,101 --> 00:24:14,551
Evil!
392
00:24:14,645 --> 00:24:15,760
E...
393
00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:17,602
Eva.
394
00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:20,682
What? No,
you're not Eva.
395
00:24:20,777 --> 00:24:22,313
Eva. Eva.
396
00:24:24,447 --> 00:24:25,857
What now,
genius?
397
00:24:25,948 --> 00:24:28,815
Well, thank you for asking.
What we're going to do...
398
00:24:28,910 --> 00:24:31,401
Go soak your
brain Brian.
399
00:24:31,496 --> 00:24:33,782
That's actually
not a bad idea.
400
00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:35,579
Monster want
a brain wash?
401
00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:52,095
Next!
402
00:24:52,183 --> 00:24:53,218
Hi, I'd like to...
403
00:24:53,309 --> 00:24:57,222
Hey, who you talking to?
I'm the head guy here!
404
00:24:57,313 --> 00:24:58,849
Oh, excuse me. Sorry.
405
00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:01,397
What the heck
is that?
406
00:25:01,484 --> 00:25:02,769
It's my Aunt Eva.
407
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:04,646
She's getting a little
sweet in her old age
408
00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:07,854
so I'd like to, I don't
know, evil her up a bit.
409
00:25:08,866 --> 00:25:11,482
"Sunday Night Massacre. "
No. "Arsonist. '
410
00:25:11,577 --> 00:25:13,238
Gee, they all
look so good.
411
00:25:13,329 --> 00:25:15,536
How about the "Axe Murderer" brain wash?
412
00:25:15,998 --> 00:25:18,831
Oh! She must be very special to you.
413
00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:42,598
Hey! Don't touch that! It
s a very complicated system!
414
00:25:42,692 --> 00:25:45,479
One wrong button and you'll
just be watching regular cable!
415
00:25:45,570 --> 00:25:49,108
You wanna waste your nephew's
money ike that? Huh? Huh?
416
00:26:04,171 --> 00:26:05,661
Gosh I feel like
I'm sending my kid
417
00:26:05,756 --> 00:26:08,418
off to school for
the first time.
418
00:26:08,551 --> 00:26:10,963
You know, to learn
how to murder.
419
00:26:11,846 --> 00:26:14,087
Hi. How are you?
Great wings.
420
00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:16,797
Listen, could you squeeze
me in for a brain wash, too?
421
00:26:16,893 --> 00:26:18,849
A nice thorough
scrubbing.
422
00:26:18,936 --> 00:26:20,426
What are you?
An imbecile?
423
00:26:20,521 --> 00:26:23,979
Oh, perlez Italian?
Taco grande to meet you.
424
00:26:24,692 --> 00:26:27,934
Yeah. Take Brian
to Room Number 4.
425
00:26:31,574 --> 00:26:33,155
"Wish you weren't there.
426
00:26:33,242 --> 00:26:37,611
"This card teleports your enemy to
you so you can destroy him in person. "
427
00:26:37,705 --> 00:26:38,820
Call me old- fashioned,
428
00:26:38,915 --> 00:26:41,076
but what happened to cards
that just blew your head off?
429
00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,703
Just think Scamper.
In a few short moments,
430
00:26:42,793 --> 00:26:46,081
I'm gonna have the most
Evil Invention of all time.
431
00:26:47,256 --> 00:26:50,214
It's my whole life savings, but
I think I'm going to treat myself.
432
00:26:52,928 --> 00:26:54,589
Oh, my hunch.
433
00:26:55,431 --> 00:26:57,262
"Happy Mother's Day. '
434
00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:05,855
See, that's what I'm talking
about. Simple, elegant, classic.
435
00:27:06,651 --> 00:27:09,688
You've seen a lot
of brains I'm sure.
436
00:27:09,779 --> 00:27:12,612
Mine's biggerthan
average, right? No?
437
00:27:13,616 --> 00:27:15,948
Hello? Can you
even talk?
438
00:27:18,371 --> 00:27:20,908
Canadians.
I'll just watch TV.
439
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:23,368
Whoops!
440
00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:24,949
Butterfingers.
441
00:27:27,630 --> 00:27:30,667
Oh. Great. Hold on.
442
00:27:30,758 --> 00:27:33,215
And it's cold, it's cold, it's
cold, it's cold, it's cold.
443
00:27:33,344 --> 00:27:36,051
Hey, Monster, can I
borrow your remote?
444
00:27:36,472 --> 00:27:37,803
Thank you.
445
00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:42,967
Oh, come on!
446
00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,565
Let's do the twist Around
and around and around
447
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:51,104
Stupid remote!
448
00:27:51,529 --> 00:27:54,271
To plumb the depths of
Blanche DuBois in Streetcar
449
00:27:54,365 --> 00:27:57,949
is the ultimate chellenge
for any modern actress.
450
00:28:03,332 --> 00:28:06,540
Well, our evil bun should
be out of the oven soon.
451
00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:18,260
Estephan, you're
a magician!
452
00:28:18,347 --> 00:28:19,757
What s that smell?
453
00:28:19,849 --> 00:28:23,091
My new air freshener,
"Dead Dog. " Jealous?
454
00:28:26,856 --> 00:28:28,721
I don't hear anything.
455
00:28:32,736 --> 00:28:34,397
I think it worked.
456
00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:37,230
Maybe they
dld too much?
457
00:28:37,325 --> 00:28:38,656
Oh. Was it?
458
00:28:38,742 --> 00:28:42,280
Was I too much? I was pushing, wasn't I?
459
00:28:42,371 --> 00:28:44,908
It was only a vocal exercise,
but that is a beginner's mistake
460
00:28:44,999 --> 00:28:47,911
I have to own that.
That's just where I am.
461
00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:51,873
If only I knew whether
I had the "it" factor.
462
00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:53,795
But how can you know? I
mean, you can t learn that,
463
00:28:53,883 --> 00:28:55,623
you just have to
be born with it.
464
00:28:55,718 --> 00:28:59,381
Oh listen to me going on
and on about me, me, me.
465
00:28:59,472 --> 00:29:02,464
Let's talk about you, Igor
Do you think I have "it"?
466
00:29:02,558 --> 00:29:06,722
Let's thank ourguest who
has taught us in one hour,
467
00:29:06,812 --> 00:29:10,896
a lifetime worth of
lessons in acting.
468
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,356
Acting?
469
00:29:14,278 --> 00:29:16,234
Who changed
the channel?
470
00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:17,311
Wait, where's
the remote?
471
00:29:17,406 --> 00:29:19,317
Move it!
I need this room.
472
00:29:19,408 --> 00:29:21,740
No, no, no Wait! We
need to unbrainwash her!
473
00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:23,658
No can do, pal.
474
00:29:23,746 --> 00:29:27,455
Every wash comes with a sealant
guaranteed to last a lifetime.
475
00:29:27,541 --> 00:29:29,657
In otherwords,
buzz off!
476
00:29:35,424 --> 00:29:38,166
Okay, things to do,
sign up for yoga classes
477
00:29:38,260 --> 00:29:41,969
get new headshots, adopt
children from all over the world.
478
00:29:42,056 --> 00:29:44,968
Oh time for my
elocution exercises.
479
00:29:45,309 --> 00:29:47,971
I need a box of biscuits
I need a box of biscuits
480
00:29:48,062 --> 00:29:49,893
It s just failure
after failure.
481
00:29:49,980 --> 00:29:52,767
After failure,
after failure...
482
00:29:53,275 --> 00:29:55,561
Oh, sorry, I thought we were
counting off all your failures.
483
00:29:55,653 --> 00:29:58,144
Biscuit mixer
a box of mix...
484
00:29:58,239 --> 00:30:01,356
A box of mixed biscuits
and a biscuit mixer.
485
00:30:01,492 --> 00:30:02,948
I need a box...
486
00:30:02,993 --> 00:30:04,358
Stop the carriage!
487
00:30:04,453 --> 00:30:06,068
Ow!
488
00:30:06,163 --> 00:30:07,198
What? What's
the matter?
489
00:30:07,289 --> 00:30:10,531
I don't mean to be a prima donna,
but I thlnk I need a bigger trailer.
490
00:30:10,626 --> 00:30:13,083
After failure, after
failure, after failure...
491
00:30:13,170 --> 00:30:15,786
After failure,
after failure...
492
00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:22,339
That monster is
about to be mine.
493
00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:24,385
Oh, really? How?
494
00:30:24,473 --> 00:30:28,591
Well, with a little something I
just stole for the occasion, okay?
495
00:30:31,981 --> 00:30:34,017
Practice poses
for the red carpet,
496
00:30:34,108 --> 00:30:37,976
become an environmentalist, but
still fly private when necessary.
497
00:30:41,574 --> 00:30:46,238
A Shrink Ray? Oh, that's a genius
plan for stealing a monster.
498
00:30:46,328 --> 00:30:48,239
Hey! I don't come down
to where you work and...
499
00:30:48,330 --> 00:30:51,618
Oh, that's right, you don t work!
So shut your cake hole, darling!
500
00:30:51,709 --> 00:30:54,917
Now to shrink Igor
and steal his monster.
501
00:31:01,469 --> 00:31:04,586
Oh, God Did I hit it? Did I
hit it? I hope I didn't hit it!
502
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,797
You, sir, put the "Evil"
in "Evil Scientist. "
503
00:31:07,891 --> 00:31:09,131
Here we go
504
00:31:10,894 --> 00:31:12,259
What the...
505
00:31:17,359 --> 00:31:19,771
Hold on! Pull over.
I'm getting jar sick!
506
00:31:19,862 --> 00:31:21,398
Someone's trying
to shoot us!
507
00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:25,572
Paparazzi! Why can't those
vultures leave me alone?
508
00:31:29,705 --> 00:31:32,287
This has totally
rulned my spa day.
509
00:31:40,216 --> 00:31:42,002
To the right!
To the right!
510
00:31:43,177 --> 00:31:45,884
This is the worst car
service I have ever used!
511
00:31:55,731 --> 00:31:57,141
Now I get to
watch you die.
512
00:31:57,232 --> 00:31:58,312
Hold on!
513
00:32:07,743 --> 00:32:08,732
Brake. Brake!
514
00:32:08,827 --> 00:32:09,862
Uh- oh!
515
00:32:09,954 --> 00:32:11,319
Put the brake on,
you...
516
00:32:15,251 --> 00:32:16,331
Okay.
517
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,581
Fire the rocket booster!
518
00:32:20,089 --> 00:32:21,875
I can't see
who it isl
519
00:32:21,966 --> 00:32:23,001
Here I come!
520
00:32:23,092 --> 00:32:25,083
Oh
My beautiful face.
521
00:32:25,261 --> 00:32:27,923
No more Doctor
Don't Kill Anybody!
522
00:32:30,266 --> 00:32:33,633
We're not gonna make t!
We're not gonna make t!
523
00:32:37,481 --> 00:32:40,188
If only you'd made
yourself indesttructible!
524
00:32:40,275 --> 00:32:42,186
Indestructible.
Indestructible
525
00:32:42,277 --> 00:32:43,767
Who wants to be
a big movie star?
526
00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:45,773
Me! Me! I do.
527
00:33:01,797 --> 00:33:04,664
This would be the right time
to curb your suicida tendencies.
528
00:33:04,758 --> 00:33:07,591
BRAIN Hey I can see my room from here.
529
00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:15,136
Go away! Look,
I'm very important.
530
00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:17,388
Ew! What's
that smell?
531
00:33:17,479 --> 00:33:21,768
Oh, yes, wait, it's the big,
whopping stench of failure.
532
00:33:21,859 --> 00:33:27,070
Ironically, at an inch tall, you still
have the biggest mouth in Malaria.
533
00:33:42,546 --> 00:33:43,535
Thank you.
534
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:44,995
You're very welcome.
535
00:33:45,507 --> 00:33:46,997
You saved my life.
536
00:33:47,092 --> 00:33:52,086
As an actor, I feel things very
deeply, and I treasure all of life.
537
00:33:56,685 --> 00:33:59,973
FIY, it's actually me you should thank.
538
00:34:00,064 --> 00:34:02,430
I was the one who changed
the channel on her brain wash.
539
00:34:02,524 --> 00:34:03,479
What?
Yep,
540
00:34:03,567 --> 00:34:06,650
and if she had been evil,
she would have let us all die.
541
00:34:06,737 --> 00:34:09,069
So technically, I'm
the one who saved us.
542
00:34:09,156 --> 00:34:11,363
But no need
to thank me.
543
00:34:11,867 --> 00:34:13,732
Actually, a "thank you" would be nice.
544
00:34:13,827 --> 00:34:17,570
It could be n the form of a
card or a poem, your choice.
545
00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:19,370
I also like ponies.
546
00:34:21,001 --> 00:34:22,207
An axe?
547
00:34:23,170 --> 00:34:24,376
I don't want an
axe. That's crazy
548
00:34:24,463 --> 00:34:25,623
Why would you
offer me an axe?
549
00:34:25,714 --> 00:34:29,457
You made my monster an actress!
550
00:34:29,551 --> 00:34:31,963
This is why people are
afraid of hunchbacks!
551
00:34:32,054 --> 00:34:33,419
This! Right here!
552
00:34:33,514 --> 00:34:35,050
Oh! What play are
they rehearsing?
553
00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:36,300
Brain-Deed.
554
00:34:36,392 --> 00:34:38,257
Don't et him kill me!
It's gonna be a smash
555
00:34:38,352 --> 00:34:39,512
Don't let him kill me!
556
00:34:42,898 --> 00:34:45,605
The only thing killed here is my dream
557
00:34:45,901 --> 00:34:47,607
Bravo! Bravo!
558
00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:48,683
Huh?
559
00:34:48,779 --> 00:34:51,111
Oh, you guys are so
lucky to have work.
560
00:34:51,198 --> 00:34:54,656
If only I had a role I could
really sink my teeth into.
561
00:34:55,577 --> 00:34:57,192
Eva, you're in luck.
562
00:34:57,287 --> 00:34:59,278
In four days, there's
an audition for the lead
563
00:34:59,373 --> 00:35:02,661
in the biggest play
to hit Malaria since...
564
00:35:02,751 --> 00:35:04,992
The Desperete Hunchbeck
Who Grasped at Straws?
565
00:35:05,087 --> 00:35:07,624
Seriously, Eva, this
could be your big break!
566
00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:10,922
Oh, my gosh! I don't
believe it! What play is it?
567
00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:12,249
Play? What
play is It?
568
00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:13,584
Is it Annie?
569
00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:15,506
Annie?
570
00:35:15,597 --> 00:35:19,089
So many terrific girls got
their start playing Annie.
571
00:35:19,184 --> 00:35:21,470
Yes, that's it!
It's Annie!
572
00:35:21,562 --> 00:35:23,553
So it's actually
a musical?
573
00:35:30,946 --> 00:35:32,356
I think I just
wet myself.
574
00:35:32,448 --> 00:35:34,109
Someone can sing!
575
00:35:34,491 --> 00:35:37,574
Gosh! Me trying
out for Annie,
576
00:35:37,911 --> 00:35:42,154
the plucky orphan whose song of hope
lifts the heart of a weary nation?
577
00:35:42,249 --> 00:35:44,740
Yeah. Except in this
version, Annie goes nuts
578
00:35:44,835 --> 00:35:46,575
and battles a bunch
of Evil Inventions
579
00:35:46,670 --> 00:35:48,706
in deadly
hand-to- hand combat.
580
00:35:48,797 --> 00:35:51,379
Wow. How avant- garde.
581
00:35:51,467 --> 00:35:54,755
Yeah. Trust me You were born
to be in this production.
582
00:35:55,804 --> 00:36:01,265
The sun'll
come out tomorrow
583
00:36:01,351 --> 00:36:02,386
Bet your...
584
00:36:02,477 --> 00:36:04,468
No, you missed it,
again.
585
00:36:04,938 --> 00:36:08,226
Excuse me, Igor, but I think
you re supposed to say "cut"
586
00:36:08,317 --> 00:36:09,523
That's for film
587
00:36:09,610 --> 00:36:10,599
Film?
588
00:36:10,694 --> 00:36:14,061
Can you imagine a face like that on a 40
- foot screen?
589
00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:17,064
All right, all right.
Now, listen, Eva...
590
00:36:17,159 --> 00:36:19,320
Excuse me, Igor, I'm
a little distracted.
591
00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:20,571
What?
592
00:36:20,662 --> 00:36:23,449
I think the makeup
glrl is out to get me.
593
00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:28,875
No, that's Brain. And he's not
the makeup girl, he's the idiot.
594
00:36:28,962 --> 00:36:31,419
Now try to remember
on the word "tomorrow,"
595
00:36:31,507 --> 00:36:35,091
you re supposed to crush the
Evil Invent on to your left!
596
00:36:35,177 --> 00:36:36,963
You mean "stage left. "
597
00:36:37,054 --> 00:36:40,262
Yeah, whatever. You're supposed
to smash it to smithereens
598
00:36:40,349 --> 00:36:41,964
I know, it's just...
599
00:36:42,059 --> 00:36:45,597
It looks kind of real, and It's hard
because I would never hurt anything rea!
600
00:36:45,687 --> 00:36:46,722
The props at
the audition
601
00:36:46,813 --> 00:36:48,269
are gonna look even more real, Eva.
602
00:36:48,357 --> 00:36:50,348
Some may even scream
when you smash them
603
00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:51,557
Oh, really?
604
00:36:51,652 --> 00:36:54,519
Yes. And they're also
going to fight back.
605
00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:56,023
But it's all for
reallty's sake.
606
00:36:56,114 --> 00:36:57,604
But ifyou don't want
to be a real actress...
607
00:36:57,699 --> 00:36:59,781
Oh, no, no.
I do, I do
608
00:36:59,868 --> 00:37:02,154
This is a block for me
but I will get through it.
609
00:37:02,246 --> 00:37:04,862
Once more, from the top, with feeling.
610
00:37:05,707 --> 00:37:08,449
I just have a teeny,
teeny, tiny suggestion.
611
00:37:08,544 --> 00:37:11,786
Now, I know I m not the director
but at the end of the number,
612
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,792
I would love to try
something like this...
613
00:37:14,883 --> 00:37:19,126
You're only a day
614
00:37:19,221 --> 00:37:23,055
Away
615
00:37:41,243 --> 00:37:42,528
Works for me.
616
00:37:48,917 --> 00:37:52,830
Dr. Igor.
Dr. Igor von Igorstein.
617
00:37:52,921 --> 00:37:56,789
No, no, no. The Evil Revered
Igor von Igorstein III.
618
00:37:56,883 --> 00:38:00,717
I can't believe it. I mlght
actually be able to pull thls off.
619
00:38:03,724 --> 00:38:06,511
Good work today, Eva.
You took some really
620
00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:09,017
Big steps.
621
00:38:10,105 --> 00:38:11,766
Thank you, Igor.
622
00:38:12,441 --> 00:38:14,397
I'm whlspering to
protect my voice.
623
00:38:14,484 --> 00:38:17,226
I really couldn't have
done it without you.
624
00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:19,770
Isn't it beautiful?
625
00:38:20,323 --> 00:38:23,406
King Malbert has turned
this country into a paradise
626
00:38:23,493 --> 00:38:27,611
His tower shines out for all the
world to see as a beacon of evil.
627
00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:29,492
And that's a
good thing?
628
00:38:29,583 --> 00:38:31,790
We were a nothing country
until King Malbert taught us
629
00:38:31,877 --> 00:38:34,038
that the way to succeed
is by doing evil.
630
00:38:34,129 --> 00:38:35,209
Phew!
631
00:38:35,297 --> 00:38:36,878
This is a tough town.
632
00:38:36,965 --> 00:38:39,877
Well, in this word,
nice guys finish last.
633
00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:43,168
So, I have to step on
people to get ahead?
634
00:38:43,263 --> 00:38:44,252
Uh...
635
00:38:44,347 --> 00:38:45,427
Yeah.
636
00:38:45,515 --> 00:38:49,178
Well, I'd rather be a good
nobody than an evil somebody
637
00:38:49,269 --> 00:38:52,181
And so would you Because
you're good, Igor.
638
00:38:52,272 --> 00:38:53,307
Eva, don't say that.
639
00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:55,104
It's true.
You are good.
640
00:38:55,192 --> 00:38:56,432
Seriously, stop
saying that!
641
00:38:56,526 --> 00:38:58,733
But you are! You've helped
me with my audittion.
642
00:38:58,820 --> 00:39:01,061
You've made me
this delicious tea
643
00:39:01,156 --> 00:39:02,441
You're a very
good friend.
644
00:39:02,532 --> 00:39:04,238
Evil Scientists
don't have friends
645
00:39:04,326 --> 00:39:06,317
Well, what are
Brain and Scamper?
646
00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:07,446
Headaches.
647
00:39:07,537 --> 00:39:08,572
Oh!
648
00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:10,536
Is that al I am?
649
00:39:10,624 --> 00:39:11,613
No.
650
00:39:11,708 --> 00:39:14,620
Okay. Then you can be
my number two friend.
651
00:39:14,711 --> 00:39:17,999
Number two friend. Well,
who's your number one friend?
652
00:39:18,090 --> 00:39:20,251
See? You're jealous.
653
00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:23,091
You do wanna
be my friend.
654
00:39:23,887 --> 00:39:26,048
I guess I'm
just a pushover.
655
00:39:27,849 --> 00:39:31,967
Hi, welcome to Cristall
Clear. I'm Carl Cristall.
656
00:39:32,479 --> 00:39:36,722
Tonight, we have a very special
guest, someone we all love and respect.
657
00:39:36,817 --> 00:39:39,650
It's Honkers the Gassy Monkey.
But first, King Malbert.
658
00:39:39,736 --> 00:39:42,193
You're not wearing
any, you know pants.
659
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,269
Hmm?
660
00:39:43,365 --> 00:39:44,730
Oh, no, I'm not.
661
00:39:44,825 --> 00:39:47,862
I figure, why does an invisible
man need to wear pants?
662
00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:50,490
It's very liberating,
Your Highness.
663
00:39:50,706 --> 00:39:52,662
Sire, the clouds,
664
00:39:52,749 --> 00:39:55,536
were they a blessing or a curse?
665
00:39:56,169 --> 00:39:59,753
Well, of course, I wou d never
wish the clouds on my people
666
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,627
But we rallied together
for the common good
667
00:40:02,717 --> 00:40:06,460
by embracing evil,
and look at us now!
668
00:40:06,555 --> 00:40:08,420
Respected, successful
669
00:40:11,768 --> 00:40:12,757
What are you doing?
670
00:40:12,853 --> 00:40:14,013
Scratching
my invisible...
671
00:40:14,104 --> 00:40:16,311
But getting back to
my next question, sire.
672
00:40:16,398 --> 00:40:19,105
The Evil Science Fair
is two days away.
673
00:40:19,192 --> 00:40:22,525
Any predictions? Can anyone
beat Dr. Schadenfreude?
674
00:40:22,904 --> 00:40:24,860
Well, I hate
to predict.
675
00:40:26,074 --> 00:40:29,862
I mean, al the Evil Scientists are
twisted fiends in their own right.
676
00:40:29,953 --> 00:40:31,818
That said there may
be a genius this year
677
00:40:31,913 --> 00:40:34,325
with an Evil Invention
so revolutionary
678
00:40:34,416 --> 00:40:37,749
that Schadenfreude might finally
get knocked off his perch!
679
00:40:37,836 --> 00:40:41,374
The only one getting
knocked off his perch is you!
680
00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:43,254
Damn it, I need
that monster!
681
00:40:43,341 --> 00:40:44,672
I wi I not be beaten
682
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,968
by a hunchbacked pot-
bellied, bulgy-eyed runt.
683
00:40:48,472 --> 00:40:52,056
I think he's kind of
cute Talent is attractive.
684
00:40:52,142 --> 00:40:54,975
I can just picture Igor
and his monster now,
685
00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:58,553
plotting their deadly
combat maneuvers.
686
00:41:01,651 --> 00:41:04,939
I got a woman as big
as a house, yes, sir
687
00:41:06,114 --> 00:41:09,527
She's as big as a two-famlly
house with a porch and a fence
688
00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:11,191
You won't believe what you see
when you look at her
689
00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:17,205
She's enormous, colossal,
tremendous, glgentic, immense
690
00:41:18,502 --> 00:41:22,040
Why try to deny it?
She's just what I like
691
00:41:22,130 --> 00:41:24,462
If she goes on a diet
692
00:41:25,342 --> 00:41:27,003
I'll go on strike
693
00:41:27,803 --> 00:41:29,589
The bigger the flgure
The better I like her
694
00:41:29,679 --> 00:41:31,510
The better I like her
The better I feed her
695
00:41:31,598 --> 00:41:33,304
The better I feed her
The bigger the flgure
696
00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:36,133
The bigger the flgure
The more I can love
697
00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:58,455
She's exactly
like a watermelon
698
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,865
Big end round and sweet
699
00:42:02,212 --> 00:42:05,750
And in a party dress
She may be quite a mess
700
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,456
But I love her a lot So
what if she's not so neat?
701
00:42:09,761 --> 00:42:11,422
The bigger the figure
702
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,170
The better I like her
703
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,096
The better I like her
704
00:42:15,392 --> 00:42:16,928
The better I feed her
705
00:42:17,269 --> 00:42:19,134
The better I feed her
The bigger the figure
706
00:42:19,229 --> 00:42:22,266
The bigger the figure
The more I can love
707
00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:25,770
If she ever
708
00:42:25,861 --> 00:42:27,692
Eets me out of money
709
00:42:28,196 --> 00:42:30,107
And we needed the rent
710
00:42:31,491 --> 00:42:34,858
Oh, that'll be a cinch
'Cause when we're in a plnch
711
00:42:34,953 --> 00:42:37,695
I can put her to work
under a circus tent
712
00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:40,822
The bigger the figure
The better I like her
713
00:42:40,917 --> 00:42:42,782
The better I like her
The better I feed her
714
00:42:42,877 --> 00:42:44,868
The better I feed her
The bigger the figure
715
00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:47,705
The bigger the figure
The more I can love
716
00:42:48,717 --> 00:42:50,958
Guys, can you
come in here?
717
00:42:51,511 --> 00:42:53,376
I need to
talk to you.
718
00:42:54,431 --> 00:42:58,094
If she's having a woman
problem it's all yours.
719
00:43:14,242 --> 00:43:15,652
Ta- da!
720
00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:17,450
What are these?
721
00:43:17,537 --> 00:43:19,402
Opening night presents
722
00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:22,034
I know it's technically
just an audition tomorrow,
723
00:43:22,125 --> 00:43:23,365
but I figured
"What the hey?"
724
00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:26,497
They're not much, since I had
to use stuff I found around here
725
00:43:26,588 --> 00:43:28,874
but, well...
You first, Brain!
726
00:43:28,965 --> 00:43:32,674
An envelope! You spoil me rotten, lady.
727
00:43:32,761 --> 00:43:34,797
I think we
better open it
728
00:43:35,513 --> 00:43:37,469
It's a new label
for your jar.
729
00:43:38,642 --> 00:43:40,758
And Brain is
spelled right!
730
00:43:41,645 --> 00:43:43,010
It is, right?
731
00:43:43,104 --> 00:43:45,220
You shouldn't really
worry about labels, though,
732
00:43:45,315 --> 00:43:47,647
because you may be a
brain, but you have heart
733
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:51,021
And in some ways,
that's more important.
734
00:43:51,112 --> 00:43:53,945
Heart? I'd kill
for a pair of feet.
735
00:43:55,242 --> 00:43:59,076
Open yours, Scamper. It's
a prehistoric evergreen.
736
00:43:59,162 --> 00:44:01,699
They live forever. I
just want to make sure
737
00:44:01,790 --> 00:44:04,156
that if anything ever
happens to the three of us,
738
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:05,456
you always have company.
739
00:44:05,543 --> 00:44:08,580
Great. I must be
allergic to it.
740
00:44:08,672 --> 00:44:12,290
With any luck, it'll kill me with its dinosaur
- era toxins.
741
00:44:13,301 --> 00:44:15,383
Can we move on
to Igor now?
742
00:44:16,805 --> 00:44:19,296
No one's ever given
me a glft before.
743
00:44:19,391 --> 00:44:22,224
It's something no
director can be without.
744
00:44:23,436 --> 00:44:24,676
A beret!
745
00:44:27,482 --> 00:44:28,471
Voil�!
746
00:44:28,566 --> 00:44:29,851
That's French for,
747
00:44:29,943 --> 00:44:32,685
"Please stop pelting me and
my ridiculous hat with rocks. "
748
00:44:32,779 --> 00:44:35,316
Hey, Igor where s
our gift for Eva?
749
00:44:35,699 --> 00:44:36,688
Our gift?
750
00:44:36,783 --> 00:44:38,694
Oh! You guys didn't.
751
00:44:38,785 --> 00:44:39,991
We did.
752
00:44:40,870 --> 00:44:42,906
Where'd you
put it, Igor?
753
00:44:43,039 --> 00:44:45,997
It s in the
other room.
754
00:44:49,337 --> 00:44:52,170
Gift, gift,
gift, gift.
755
00:44:58,263 --> 00:45:01,175
Eva. Well, we
got you this.
756
00:45:02,434 --> 00:45:04,015
It's a necklace.
757
00:45:12,068 --> 00:45:15,026
It's the most beautlful
thlng I've ever seen!
758
00:45:16,489 --> 00:45:18,070
Igor, can you...
759
00:45:18,158 --> 00:45:20,319
I would do it myself,
but I am all thumbs.
760
00:45:20,410 --> 00:45:23,777
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
I got the thumbs on sale.
761
00:45:24,706 --> 00:45:25,912
I'm never gonna
take this off.
762
00:45:25,999 --> 00:45:29,412
That way all of you will be
close to my heart forever.
763
00:45:31,546 --> 00:45:35,084
I need to go write this down
in my sense-memory journal!
764
00:45:35,383 --> 00:45:37,374
Oh where did I put my glitter pen?
765
00:45:39,721 --> 00:45:42,007
See, this is the kind
of moment that'd be tough
766
00:45:42,098 --> 00:45:45,306
for someone who wasn't meant
to be an Evil Scientist.
767
00:45:45,393 --> 00:45:49,056
Somebody who'd go all soft
and want to tell her the truth.
768
00:45:50,357 --> 00:45:52,894
But lucky for us,
I'm evil, right?
769
00:45:52,984 --> 00:45:54,724
Yeah. Lucky us.
770
00:45:55,737 --> 00:45:57,477
I don't feel lucky.
771
00:46:07,790 --> 00:46:10,702
So we stay on track,
'cause we're almost there,
772
00:46:10,794 --> 00:46:13,627
and I just don't let
her get into my head.
773
00:46:19,052 --> 00:46:21,088
It's so hard being
a little hunchback.
774
00:46:21,179 --> 00:46:22,339
Heidi!
775
00:46:22,430 --> 00:46:25,342
Dr. Glickenstein is under the
rug. I mean, under the weather.
776
00:46:25,433 --> 00:46:27,424
I didn't come
to see him.
777
00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:30,260
I came to see you.
778
00:46:31,022 --> 00:46:32,102
Me?
779
00:46:38,947 --> 00:46:42,906
By the way, an Igor
came by today
780
00:46:42,992 --> 00:46:45,779
and asked me to hands
- deliver this to you.
781
00:46:46,246 --> 00:46:48,111
And these
are my hands.
782
00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:50,196
What? What is it?
783
00:46:50,291 --> 00:46:52,202
Ja, I haven't
any idea.
784
00:46:52,293 --> 00:46:53,908
"Wish You Weren't There. "
785
00:46:59,175 --> 00:47:02,633
Oh, excellent,
wonderful.
786
00:47:02,971 --> 00:47:04,632
You got my card.
787
00:47:07,892 --> 00:47:08,881
Is everything okay?
788
00:47:10,019 --> 00:47:11,008
I heard
a strange noise.
789
00:47:11,104 --> 00:47:12,093
Ooh!
790
00:47:12,188 --> 00:47:14,554
Oh, I wasn't at the door
listening to you and Igor.
791
00:47:14,649 --> 00:47:15,980
I just...
792
00:47:16,985 --> 00:47:20,068
Hi! We haven't
met. I'm Eva.
793
00:47:22,824 --> 00:47:24,689
Oh, you're upset,
aren't you?
794
00:47:24,784 --> 00:47:27,742
"Who is this strange woman
living with Igor," right?
795
00:47:27,829 --> 00:47:30,491
Well, believe me, Igor
and I are just friends.
796
00:47:30,582 --> 00:47:33,244
As his girlfriend you have
nothing to worry about.
797
00:47:33,334 --> 00:47:34,995
I'm not his girlfriend.
798
00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:36,326
You're not?
799
00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:38,582
But the way he
looks at you.
800
00:47:39,173 --> 00:47:40,583
He never looks
at me that way
801
00:47:40,675 --> 00:47:42,757
Maybe some men
like girls
802
00:47:42,844 --> 00:47:46,678
who don't look like they've been
put together at the junkyard.
803
00:47:48,349 --> 00:47:49,429
Right.
804
00:47:49,517 --> 00:47:52,259
You have a
very ugly face.
805
00:47:54,063 --> 00:47:57,055
Well, I have to go get some
rest for my audition tomorrow.
806
00:47:57,192 --> 00:47:58,477
It was nice
meeting you.
807
00:47:58,568 --> 00:47:59,603
Oh.
808
00:48:00,778 --> 00:48:02,018
Whoops!
809
00:48:03,907 --> 00:48:05,192
Audition?
810
00:48:10,705 --> 00:48:13,367
So, how's your
cocktail, Igor?
811
00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:15,449
Is it nice?
You like it?
812
00:48:15,543 --> 00:48:18,626
Is it coconut- ty?
Coconut- ty enough?
813
00:48:18,713 --> 00:48:21,876
Wait! You should be
sipping in style!
814
00:48:22,383 --> 00:48:24,544
Igor! Krazy Straw!
Right now
815
00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:30,471
Small trumpet. Isn't that
better? Doesn't that taste better?
816
00:48:30,558 --> 00:48:31,547
Excuse mee, sir,
butwhy...
817
00:48:33,186 --> 00:48:35,017
I mean, why
am I here?
818
00:48:35,104 --> 00:48:36,969
You can drop that
slur around me.
819
00:48:37,065 --> 00:48:40,182
I don't even make my Igors talk
that way. Isn't that right, Igor?
820
00:48:40,276 --> 00:48:43,985
Oh, that's right,
Master.
821
00:48:44,072 --> 00:48:45,812
How many times do
I have to tell you?
822
00:48:45,907 --> 00:48:48,398
Call me Frederick.
Okay? That's my name.
823
00:48:48,493 --> 00:48:50,404
Okay. Frederick!
824
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,827
I have toget back. Dr.
Glickensteln will be missing me.
825
00:48:53,915 --> 00:48:58,284
Somehow, I think he's missing
more than his right-hand man.
826
00:48:59,462 --> 00:49:04,422
Look, Iggy baby, I know all about
Glickenstein and his deadness.
827
00:49:05,593 --> 00:49:07,879
I also know about
your monster
828
00:49:08,763 --> 00:49:10,299
I'm gonna guess
your plan.
829
00:49:10,390 --> 00:49:14,679
You win the Evil Science Fair, and then
everyone looks past the hunch thing,
830
00:49:14,769 --> 00:49:16,680
and they accept you
for the real you.
831
00:49:16,771 --> 00:49:19,433
You grab the girl of your dreams
and you cha-cha- cha your way
832
00:49:19,524 --> 00:49:20,639
to a happy ending.
833
00:49:20,733 --> 00:49:21,813
Am I close on this?
834
00:49:21,901 --> 00:49:23,357
No, not entirely.
835
00:49:24,862 --> 00:49:26,272
I don't know
how to cha-cha.
836
00:49:26,990 --> 00:49:29,481
We're a lot
alike, Igor
837
00:49:29,575 --> 00:49:31,657
I want to be
more as well,
838
00:49:31,744 --> 00:49:34,201
but society, it won't
let me. It stops me.
839
00:49:34,288 --> 00:49:35,368
So, this s my plan
840
00:49:35,456 --> 00:49:38,698
I enter Evil Science Fair with
your monster and then I win.
841
00:49:38,793 --> 00:49:40,954
I turn the monster
on the King.
842
00:49:41,045 --> 00:49:44,629
Ding dong, the King is dead
long live the new king, me!
843
00:49:46,676 --> 00:49:52,387
And then you come in as Malaria's
new Evil Scientist Dr. Igor.
844
00:49:53,057 --> 00:49:55,469
So what do you say to that? Is
that nice? Is that really nice?
845
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,425
You want to overthrow the King?
846
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,932
I thought you wanted
to be an Evil Scientist.
847
00:50:00,022 --> 00:50:01,011
I do. But...
848
00:50:01,107 --> 00:50:02,813
Stop thinking
like an Igor!
849
00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:06,233
Evil Scientists do not let
anyone stand in their way.
850
00:50:06,904 --> 00:50:09,145
Yes. I know. They step
on people to get ahead.
851
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,446
Exactly!
852
00:50:11,326 --> 00:50:12,361
She'll never do it.
853
00:50:12,452 --> 00:50:13,407
She?
854
00:50:13,494 --> 00:50:14,734
The monster.
She isn't evil.
855
00:50:14,829 --> 00:50:17,411
Something went wrong and her
Evil Bone was never activated.
856
00:50:17,498 --> 00:50:20,740
So how do we get this Evil
Bone up and running, huh
857
00:50:20,835 --> 00:50:24,794
We kick it, we slap it, we take
it to the movies, call it Irene?
858
00:50:25,298 --> 00:50:26,663
She needs to
commit an evil act,
859
00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:28,418
but since she's not
evil, she won't.
860
00:50:30,637 --> 00:50:32,093
Well, your troubles
are over then,
861
00:50:32,180 --> 00:50:35,672
because I can get a woman
to do absolutely anything.
862
00:50:36,226 --> 00:50:37,261
I don't know.
863
00:50:37,352 --> 00:50:40,810
Don't tell me that you have
feelings for this thing?
864
00:50:40,897 --> 00:50:42,307
No.
Good,
865
00:50:43,024 --> 00:50:45,390
because that
would be pathetic.
866
00:50:46,277 --> 00:50:50,896
I can give you everything
you have ever wanted.
867
00:50:51,365 --> 00:50:52,445
I think I need to go.
868
00:50:52,533 --> 00:50:55,070
Look, the Evil Science
Fair is in a few hours
869
00:50:55,161 --> 00:50:58,073
You're either with
me or against me
870
00:50:58,164 --> 00:51:00,371
Yes or no?
871
00:51:04,086 --> 00:51:05,747
I take that as a no.
872
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,542
What are you going
to do now, smart guy?
873
00:51:24,315 --> 00:51:25,600
Oh!
874
00:51:28,778 --> 00:51:29,893
No!
875
00:51:31,739 --> 00:51:33,354
Frederick!
876
00:51:35,076 --> 00:51:36,907
Frederick! Why are
you swimming?
877
00:51:36,995 --> 00:51:38,656
You just ate
10 minutes ago
878
00:51:38,746 --> 00:51:40,486
Get off of me,
you buffoon!
879
00:52:10,987 --> 00:52:12,818
Okay, we finished your costume.
880
00:52:12,905 --> 00:52:15,191
I just hope it's cinched
enough at the waist.
881
00:52:15,283 --> 00:52:17,524
Obviously, if I had more time,
I would have made it flare out
882
00:52:17,618 --> 00:52:18,903
a little bit more
over the knees.
883
00:52:18,995 --> 00:52:22,203
Stop touching it, Brain,
I'm creating a look here.
884
00:52:23,166 --> 00:52:26,329
You guys are my friends. So,
you'll tell me the truth, right?
885
00:52:26,419 --> 00:52:28,034
Yeah, sure.
886
00:52:29,005 --> 00:52:31,462
Do you think
I'm pretty?
887
00:52:34,051 --> 00:52:38,044
Brain get me a tub of
eye-liner, a pound of lipstick,
888
00:52:38,139 --> 00:52:41,882
and if all else fails, the
severed head of a supermodel.
889
00:52:41,976 --> 00:52:45,639
Okay, the Jacuzzi is not a
bathroom. I know that now.
890
00:52:46,939 --> 00:52:49,601
Please, please take your own
sweet time! I'm loving it here!
891
00:52:49,692 --> 00:52:51,182
Oh, really?
892
00:52:51,277 --> 00:52:53,108
Well, then maybe you
should stay down there
893
00:52:53,195 --> 00:52:55,732
with your Igor,
poopshkin!
894
00:52:55,823 --> 00:52:58,064
You know something?
He's a good listener,
895
00:52:58,159 --> 00:53:02,198
he's got soft hands, and unlike
you, he sometimes shaves his legs!
896
00:53:11,672 --> 00:53:15,210
Wait.
No kissing Heidi
897
00:53:17,845 --> 00:53:20,587
Or do you like me
better as Heidi?
898
00:53:20,723 --> 00:53:23,590
Hmm. Jaclyn, Heidi,
Jaclyn, Heidi.
899
00:53:24,936 --> 00:53:26,096
It would be
really swell
900
00:53:26,187 --> 00:53:28,769
if you didn t go psycho
- girlfriend on me right now.
901
00:53:28,856 --> 00:53:30,767
I'm not psycho!
902
00:53:30,858 --> 00:53:31,893
Obviously not.
903
00:53:31,984 --> 00:53:37,274
How would you feel If every day
you had to be 13 differentt people?
904
00:53:37,365 --> 00:53:39,981
I'm Jaclyn,
your girlfriend.
905
00:53:42,703 --> 00:53:45,615
Then I'm Dr. Nachtmahr's girlfriend.
906
00:53:46,541 --> 00:53:49,123
Then I'm Dr. Groaner's girlfriend.
907
00:53:49,210 --> 00:53:50,825
All for you!
908
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:54,287
To help you steal
inventions year after year!
909
00:53:54,382 --> 00:53:58,625
And I still say those stolen
pills were the best invention yet.
910
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,586
Well, this time they
really paid off.
911
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,547
Guess what Mommy found out about
our favorite little monster?
912
00:54:04,642 --> 00:54:06,132
Or should I say
actress?
913
00:54:06,227 --> 00:54:07,216
Oh.
914
00:54:10,147 --> 00:54:11,307
Eva!
915
00:54:15,570 --> 00:54:17,811
Eva! Eva!
916
00:54:22,535 --> 00:54:26,244
Just breathe. Okay.
Center yourself on the body
917
00:54:33,963 --> 00:54:36,921
I'm ready for my close
- up, Mr. Director.
918
00:54:43,890 --> 00:54:47,508
Oh, no, this isn't happen ng.
Act graceful. Act graceful.
919
00:54:47,602 --> 00:54:48,682
Keep smiling
920
00:54:54,608 --> 00:54:56,018
Too close?
921
00:54:56,527 --> 00:54:59,644
No. Eva, you look...
You look beautiful
922
00:55:00,406 --> 00:55:02,067
Oh this is
such a clich�,
923
00:55:02,158 --> 00:55:05,571
the leading lady
falling for her director
924
00:55:05,995 --> 00:55:08,702
Well, you're not
used to high heels
925
00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:11,914
Oh, you mean...
926
00:55:12,501 --> 00:55:14,241
Our work here
is done.
927
00:55:14,336 --> 00:55:15,542
Our work?
928
00:55:15,630 --> 00:55:18,838
You spent the entire time
playing with a piece of ribbon.
929
00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:27,213
Eva, about the audition, I think
I've given you the wrong direction.
930
00:55:27,308 --> 00:55:30,015
But I feel
so prepared
931
00:55:30,102 --> 00:55:34,391
No, I've been trying to make you
play a role that you're not right for.
932
00:55:34,482 --> 00:55:35,437
What?
933
00:55:35,524 --> 00:55:36,684
I have to tell
you the truth.
934
00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:42,444
Heidi. I'll just be a minute.
935
00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:49,239
Oh, Igor. Ow!
My ankle.
936
00:55:49,330 --> 00:55:52,242
It twisted like
the pretzel, Igor!
937
00:55:53,793 --> 00:55:55,329
Enchanting.
938
00:55:55,419 --> 00:55:58,035
Thank you. And
who are you?
939
00:55:58,589 --> 00:56:03,674
Someone who does not want your
unique gifts to go to waste.
940
00:56:04,845 --> 00:56:06,381
Are you a talent agent?
941
00:56:06,764 --> 00:56:09,972
I was so deep
down worried
942
00:56:10,059 --> 00:56:13,972
that when you opened the card
I thought I lost you forever.
943
00:56:14,063 --> 00:56:16,099
Heidi, I need to
tell you something.
944
00:56:16,190 --> 00:56:17,680
I don't know
what it is,
945
00:56:17,775 --> 00:56:20,983
but I feel like for the
first time in my life,
946
00:56:21,070 --> 00:56:24,278
I'm seeing a real Igor.
947
00:56:25,032 --> 00:56:27,944
And I think I'm
in love with him.
948
00:56:32,081 --> 00:56:34,697
Wow, when it
rains, it pours
949
00:56:35,710 --> 00:56:36,699
No, no.
950
00:56:36,794 --> 00:56:39,376
Igor is a liar.
He does this...
951
00:56:39,463 --> 00:56:42,580
Igor would never lie to
me. Igor cares about me.
952
00:56:42,675 --> 00:56:44,791
Cares?
He doesn't care.
953
00:56:44,885 --> 00:56:47,843
Because he built
you to be a weapon.
954
00:56:47,930 --> 00:56:50,421
No, no, no,
you re wrong.
955
00:56:50,516 --> 00:56:52,928
He'I never look at you and see a woman.
956
00:56:53,018 --> 00:56:55,976
All he will ever
see is a monster.
957
00:56:56,063 --> 00:56:57,974
I don't believe you.
958
00:56:58,065 --> 00:56:59,976
Open your eyes.
959
00:57:00,067 --> 00:57:03,776
Igor has someone else
in mind for your role.
960
00:57:03,862 --> 00:57:05,352
Heidi, no!
961
00:57:08,617 --> 00:57:10,357
There's nothing
more for you here.
962
00:57:10,453 --> 00:57:14,662
Come with me. I will make you a star
963
00:57:33,934 --> 00:57:35,094
No.
964
00:57:36,812 --> 00:57:37,847
Oh!
965
00:57:37,938 --> 00:57:39,269
What s wrong?
966
00:57:39,357 --> 00:57:42,064
I can t believe I'm saying
this, but I've made someone else
967
00:57:42,151 --> 00:57:43,186
Huh?
968
00:57:43,277 --> 00:57:46,895
I mean, I've met someone else,
who I made. It's complicated.
969
00:57:46,989 --> 00:57:48,354
Wait a minute.
970
00:57:48,449 --> 00:57:50,280
You're rejecting me?
971
00:57:50,367 --> 00:57:51,402
I'm sorry.
972
00:57:51,493 --> 00:57:54,200
Forthat big
bumpy thing?
973
00:57:55,289 --> 00:57:56,278
How do you
know about...
974
00:57:56,373 --> 00:58:02,039
I mean, this isn't even the sexiest
me, but come on! Look at you.
975
00:58:02,129 --> 00:58:05,417
You're hideous.
You really are.
976
00:58:05,508 --> 00:58:07,624
And I kissed you!
977
00:58:07,718 --> 00:58:09,049
Ugh! Yuck!
978
00:58:09,136 --> 00:58:10,251
Um...
979
00:58:13,307 --> 00:58:14,672
You're a monster.
980
00:58:14,767 --> 00:58:18,476
And as we know, monsters
only exist to be used.
981
00:58:21,941 --> 00:58:23,147
Schadenfreude!
982
00:58:23,984 --> 00:58:25,224
Eva
983
00:58:31,283 --> 00:58:32,693
Seize him
984
00:58:33,786 --> 00:58:35,742
Where's Glickenstein?
985
00:58:35,829 --> 00:58:38,491
And before you answer, you should know
986
00:58:38,582 --> 00:58:40,914
that someone
sent me this!
987
00:58:42,336 --> 00:58:45,078
Your Highness,
he's dead.
988
00:58:45,172 --> 00:58:47,663
And he didn't invent life, did he?
989
00:58:47,925 --> 00:58:48,914
No.
990
00:58:50,136 --> 00:58:51,296
I did.
991
00:58:53,055 --> 00:58:54,636
An Igor inventing...
992
00:58:54,723 --> 00:58:55,758
Silence!
993
00:58:56,267 --> 00:58:58,428
Hunchy invented
life, eh?
994
00:58:58,519 --> 00:59:00,225
Well, where is it?
995
00:59:00,312 --> 00:59:02,974
It's a she, and I think
someone's taken her.
996
00:59:03,065 --> 00:59:08,230
Well, if she comes back, we'll
just tell her where to find you
997
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:11,278
In the Igor
recycllng plant!
998
00:59:11,365 --> 00:59:14,698
No! Please
No! No!
999
00:59:16,495 --> 00:59:18,326
Eva, where are you?
1000
00:59:20,082 --> 00:59:22,368
Eva
1001
00:59:31,969 --> 00:59:34,881
Eva
1002
00:59:56,577 --> 00:59:59,319
Lock your doors
end hide your loved ones.
1003
00:59:59,413 --> 01:00:03,076
It's the ennual
Evil Science Fair!
1004
01:00:03,167 --> 01:00:06,830
I'm Carl Cristall and I m
coming to you live, invisible
1005
01:00:06,921 --> 01:00:08,957
and totally au naturel!
1006
01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:14,713
Fans are taking their seats,
includlng King Malbert himself!
1007
01:00:14,803 --> 01:00:16,714
Don't touch me!
1008
01:00:16,805 --> 01:00:18,921
Meanwhile, the scientists
are in their locker rooms,
1009
01:00:19,016 --> 01:00:21,302
prepping their
Evil Inventions!
1010
01:00:37,993 --> 01:00:41,326
Here we are. A dressing
room fit for a leading lady.
1011
01:00:42,498 --> 01:00:44,284
Wow,
listen to that.
1012
01:00:44,917 --> 01:00:47,454
How many girls are
audtioning for this project?
1013
01:01:00,265 --> 01:01:01,254
I'm gonna go
save him.
1014
01:01:01,350 --> 01:01:02,339
Wait.
1015
01:01:02,434 --> 01:01:04,390
Look, maybe I'm
not a genius, okay.
1016
01:01:04,478 --> 01:01:08,096
But I know one thing,
I have to try
1017
01:01:08,190 --> 01:01:11,307
No, I was gonna say, "Wait,
I'm comlng with you. "
1018
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,810
On three.
1019
01:01:15,656 --> 01:01:16,691
One.
1020
01:01:16,991 --> 01:01:18,447
Hey! No fair
1021
01:01:26,834 --> 01:01:28,074
What are you
doing here?
1022
01:01:28,168 --> 01:01:30,159
We're here to
rescue you!
1023
01:01:33,048 --> 01:01:35,790
I don't want to be rescued. I'm an Igor.
1024
01:01:35,885 --> 01:01:37,341
And this is what
happens to us.
1025
01:01:40,389 --> 01:01:43,176
Figures, just when I
decided I want to live...
1026
01:01:48,188 --> 01:01:49,769
Don't peek.
1027
01:01:49,857 --> 01:01:51,438
Don't worry.
1028
01:01:52,693 --> 01:01:55,981
I hope I can still do a decent
audltion without Igor's help.
1029
01:01:56,071 --> 01:02:00,735
Trust me, I'm the one who's
gonna bring out the real you.
1030
01:02:02,703 --> 01:02:04,034
This
isn't you Igor.
1031
01:02:04,121 --> 01:02:07,488
Where is all that stupid optimism
and annoying can-do attitude?
1032
01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:09,790
I tried to be someone different,
but the world wouldn't let me.
1033
01:02:09,877 --> 01:02:15,122
Don't you want to go after Eva
and save her from Schadenfreude?
1034
01:02:15,215 --> 01:02:17,672
Are you actually trying
to hypnotize me Brain?
1035
01:02:17,759 --> 01:02:19,966
Yes!
1036
01:02:20,053 --> 01:02:23,090
But if that's not working,
then how about this?
1037
01:02:23,182 --> 01:02:24,217
Ow!
1038
01:02:24,892 --> 01:02:27,133
Eva needs you and
you're the only hunchback
1039
01:02:27,227 --> 01:02:29,889
that can stand tall
and fight for her.
1040
01:02:31,857 --> 01:02:34,564
Brain, that may be the
smartest thing you've ever said.
1041
01:02:36,361 --> 01:02:37,441
Reach, Brain!
Reach!
1042
01:02:38,614 --> 01:02:40,730
You should have built
me with a longer arm.
1043
01:02:44,620 --> 01:02:46,030
Huh?
Huh?
1044
01:02:46,121 --> 01:02:49,955
What? Like this is the first
time I've gnawed my own feet off.
1045
01:02:54,838 --> 01:02:56,374
Who says rabbits'
feet are lucky?
1046
01:02:58,967 --> 01:03:00,878
Wheels,
don't fail me now!
1047
01:03:04,264 --> 01:03:06,971
Wheels failed me!
Wheels failed me!
1048
01:03:13,816 --> 01:03:15,556
We went that way!
1049
01:03:19,279 --> 01:03:20,644
What are you doing?
1050
01:03:20,739 --> 01:03:22,070
Looking for the
secret passage!
1051
01:03:22,157 --> 01:03:23,647
There's a ways
a secret passage!
1052
01:03:23,742 --> 01:03:26,654
Darn it Brain, there's
no secret passage!
1053
01:03:26,745 --> 01:03:28,110
It's over.
1054
01:03:34,628 --> 01:03:36,539
I'm sorry,
you were saying?
1055
01:03:36,630 --> 01:03:39,212
Technically, it's a secret staircase.
1056
01:03:43,887 --> 01:03:48,756
Welcome! To you end the milllons
of viewers around the globe!
1057
01:03:48,851 --> 01:03:51,137
They come from
all corners.
1058
01:03:51,228 --> 01:03:52,559
And just look at them.
1059
01:03:52,646 --> 01:03:56,389
They're all worried sick
about one thing, world peace.
1060
01:03:56,483 --> 01:03:59,065
Well, tonight, it's
within their grasp.
1061
01:03:59,152 --> 01:04:04,863
And it has but a small price,
and that prlce is $100 billlon.
1062
01:04:10,288 --> 01:04:12,495
And I, for one I think they can do it.
1063
01:04:12,582 --> 01:04:14,163
And if they
don't well,
1064
01:04:14,251 --> 01:04:17,243
the Evil Invention last standing
will be unleashed on the world.
1065
01:04:17,337 --> 01:04:20,420
Ah! It'd just be too
horrible to imagine.
1066
01:04:31,518 --> 01:04:32,928
Where are we?
1067
01:04:33,812 --> 01:04:35,302
And why
am I panting?
1068
01:04:35,397 --> 01:04:36,682
I don't have lungs.
1069
01:04:36,773 --> 01:04:40,516
The tower of the King's castle.
Look, there's the Killiseum.
1070
01:04:43,864 --> 01:04:47,106
Wow, I don't know what
it is, but I want one!
1071
01:04:47,868 --> 01:04:51,156
It's the beacon of evil
on top of the royal castle.
1072
01:04:51,705 --> 01:04:54,412
Wait. Is it a beacon?
1073
01:04:56,001 --> 01:04:58,663
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you going?
1074
01:04:58,879 --> 01:05:00,870
And bring me
back a toy!
1075
01:05:39,962 --> 01:05:41,042
Ah!
1076
01:05:57,020 --> 01:06:00,262
The King's beacon s
really a weather ray.
1077
01:06:00,899 --> 01:06:04,141
King Malbert is making
the storm clouds
1078
01:06:06,947 --> 01:06:09,859
So, cltizens
of the world, I beseech you...
1079
01:06:09,950 --> 01:06:11,941
He lied to us.
... call the number
1080
01:06:12,035 --> 01:06:13,024
on the bottom
of your screens.
1081
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:17,329
Yes, right there. You need to
give, just like we need to be evil.
1082
01:06:17,958 --> 01:06:20,449
You need to be evil.
1083
01:06:20,544 --> 01:06:22,205
I know my choreography,
Ifthat's what you mean.
1084
01:06:22,296 --> 01:06:26,756
I think you need to go deeper.
Have you ever done anything evil?
1085
01:06:27,717 --> 01:06:28,706
No.
1086
01:06:28,802 --> 01:06:30,087
Well, then how can
you play it truthfully?
1087
01:06:30,178 --> 01:06:32,715
You know you can't get
this part if you fake it.
1088
01:06:32,806 --> 01:06:33,921
Hit me
1089
01:06:34,015 --> 01:06:35,676
What?
Hit me.
1090
01:06:35,767 --> 01:06:37,428
I could never
hit anyone.
1091
01:06:37,519 --> 01:06:39,384
Oh, my God Oh, my God Oh, my God!
1092
01:06:39,479 --> 01:06:42,471
Igor was right. You are not an actress.
1093
01:06:42,566 --> 01:06:43,555
Yes, I am.
1094
01:06:43,650 --> 01:06:46,062
Oh, no, you're not No
wonder he chose Heidi.
1095
01:06:46,153 --> 01:06:49,111
I mean, you know, she s
beautiful and you are not.
1096
01:06:49,197 --> 01:06:50,858
She has got talent
and you do not.
1097
01:06:50,949 --> 01:06:51,984
Don't you say that
1098
01:06:52,075 --> 01:06:54,657
Look at you
You are pathetic!
1099
01:06:54,745 --> 01:06:56,030
No, I'm not!
1100
01:06:56,121 --> 01:06:58,203
Yes, you are! You're
just a big, freaky...
1101
01:06:58,290 --> 01:07:00,281
And here it is baby.
Buckle up, here it comes
1102
01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:03,788
You are an ugly monster! You
couldn't act your way out of a...
1103
01:07:03,879 --> 01:07:04,959
Ah
1104
01:07:22,898 --> 01:07:26,106
We've got Annie!
1105
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:32,104
Malarians,
let's get evil
1106
01:07:55,347 --> 01:07:57,463
What? You're gonna
lower yourself down?
1107
01:07:57,557 --> 01:07:59,513
You've got your job
I've got mine
1108
01:07:59,601 --> 01:08:00,886
I'm coming, Eva!
1109
01:08:01,770 --> 01:08:03,601
And bring me
back a toy!
1110
01:08:21,706 --> 01:08:22,695
Phew!
1111
01:08:22,791 --> 01:08:24,031
That was close.
1112
01:08:25,252 --> 01:08:27,117
He s okay! He's...
1113
01:08:29,256 --> 01:08:30,291
Oh!
1114
01:08:34,719 --> 01:08:36,300
I'm coming, Eva.
1115
01:08:39,891 --> 01:08:42,348
Pull the switch!
1116
01:08:43,687 --> 01:08:47,646
And here comes this
year's Evil Inventions!
1117
01:09:17,888 --> 01:09:21,631
Whet a menagerie of
mayhem-lovlng monstrosities.
1118
01:09:27,814 --> 01:09:31,352
Take a good look, world, any of
these could be coming for you!
1119
01:09:32,819 --> 01:09:34,980
Only one Evll Inventlon left.
1120
01:09:36,072 --> 01:09:39,530
Time for my crowning achievement.
1121
01:09:39,618 --> 01:09:41,108
Pull the switch!
1122
01:10:00,931 --> 01:10:03,718
That's Dr. Schadenfreude's
invention?
1123
01:10:09,689 --> 01:10:11,099
Eva?
1124
01:10:11,608 --> 01:10:14,099
Let the battle begin
1125
01:10:14,194 --> 01:10:15,434
No.
1126
01:10:17,781 --> 01:10:23,947
The sun'll come out
1127
01:10:24,037 --> 01:10:27,370
Tomorrow
1128
01:10:27,457 --> 01:10:29,743
Hold on!
What's this? It's fighting.
1129
01:10:29,834 --> 01:10:35,670
Bet your bottom dollar
that tomorrow
1130
01:10:35,757 --> 01:10:37,247
And winning!
1131
01:10:37,342 --> 01:10:41,756
There'll be sun!
1132
01:10:41,846 --> 01:10:44,132
Let me through! Let
me through! I made her!
1133
01:10:44,224 --> 01:10:45,509
You made her?
1134
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:48,467
Hey, here is the genius
Igor that made her
1135
01:10:48,562 --> 01:10:52,146
Just thinking about
1136
01:10:52,232 --> 01:10:55,099
Tomorrow
1137
01:10:55,193 --> 01:10:59,607
Clears away the cobwebs
1138
01:10:59,698 --> 01:11:02,656
And the sorrow
1139
01:11:02,742 --> 01:11:07,702
Till there's none
1140
01:11:11,251 --> 01:11:13,037
Eva! Eva!
1141
01:11:16,548 --> 01:11:19,005
And wait! An Igor
has entered the arena.
1142
01:11:19,092 --> 01:11:22,630
I just stick out
my chin and grin
1143
01:11:22,721 --> 01:11:25,258
Don't worry,
folks, he'll be dead soon.
1144
01:11:26,099 --> 01:11:30,217
Oh!
1145
01:11:33,273 --> 01:11:35,138
She's almost at
her big finish!
1146
01:11:35,233 --> 01:11:38,942
And if we donit destroy this
weather ray, it's really over
1147
01:11:50,623 --> 01:11:53,865
The sun'll
come out tomorrow
1148
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:55,416
So you gotta hang on
1149
01:11:55,503 --> 01:11:57,368
Leave
it to Schadenfreude,
1150
01:11:57,464 --> 01:12:01,628
destroying his enemies with
a giant glrl in a red dress.
1151
01:12:03,344 --> 01:12:06,177
I can't believe
Schadenfreude did it again
1152
01:12:07,766 --> 01:12:09,882
What are you doing in
the King's box, Schoddy?
1153
01:12:09,976 --> 01:12:13,218
I was about to ask you
the same question, Malby.
1154
01:12:13,313 --> 01:12:15,554
Malby? What's the
meaning of this?
1155
01:12:15,648 --> 01:12:19,391
This means you're through.
Or should I say "overthrown"?
1156
01:12:23,657 --> 01:12:25,943
Hey, you
unhand him.
1157
01:12:26,534 --> 01:12:27,774
He's your new king.
1158
01:12:28,995 --> 01:12:30,405
And if you have
a problem with that
1159
01:12:30,497 --> 01:12:32,738
please take it up with the
head of my complaint department,
1160
01:12:32,832 --> 01:12:34,197
who's the big
monster over there.
1161
01:12:36,628 --> 01:12:38,118
Majesty.
1162
01:12:39,172 --> 01:12:42,335
There's gotta be a faster
way to demolish this thing!
1163
01:12:42,425 --> 01:12:45,258
We're all going to
die! Except you!
1164
01:12:45,345 --> 01:12:46,630
Oh, yeah
1165
01:12:58,525 --> 01:13:03,861
Tomorrow
1166
01:13:05,282 --> 01:13:08,445
Tomorrow
1167
01:13:08,535 --> 01:13:11,072
I love ya
1168
01:13:11,204 --> 01:13:12,660
Tomorrow
1169
01:13:12,747 --> 01:13:14,954
She's going to take
this whole place apart.
1170
01:13:17,961 --> 01:13:22,204
You're always a day...
1171
01:13:24,050 --> 01:13:26,462
Wait! This isn't you
1172
01:13:28,096 --> 01:13:30,678
I did create
you to be evil.
1173
01:13:30,765 --> 01:13:33,928
I'm sorry I lied to you I
lied to you about everything.
1174
01:13:36,563 --> 01:13:38,679
It's just a role. You
don't have to play it.
1175
01:13:39,983 --> 01:13:44,477
Yes, she does! You're an
Igor. She's an Evil Invention!
1176
01:13:44,571 --> 01:13:47,358
No. Everyone has an
Evil Bone in their body,
1177
01:13:47,449 --> 01:13:49,815
but we choose whether
or not to use it.
1178
01:13:51,494 --> 01:13:53,826
And as someone
I love once said,
1179
01:13:54,414 --> 01:13:58,498
"It's better to be a good
nobody than an evil somebody. "
1180
01:14:30,783 --> 01:14:32,364
I'm not evil.
1181
01:14:34,662 --> 01:14:36,152
I'm Eva.
1182
01:14:37,498 --> 01:14:39,534
That is the
correct answer.
1183
01:14:39,626 --> 01:14:43,460
Igor, I felt like I was
in a dark, horrible place.
1184
01:14:44,297 --> 01:14:45,503
We all were.
1185
01:14:45,590 --> 01:14:47,922
Wait! What's happening?
1186
01:14:48,551 --> 01:14:51,133
The end of Malaria's
evil role in the world.
1187
01:14:51,221 --> 01:14:52,631
Camera 2!
1188
01:14:53,264 --> 01:14:56,427
Oh! Excellent.
Thank you!
1189
01:14:57,102 --> 01:14:59,718
For generations, Klng Malbert
has kept us in the dark
1190
01:14:59,812 --> 01:15:03,521
by creeting the clouds
with a weather ray!
1191
01:15:03,608 --> 01:15:05,018
He lied to usl
1192
01:15:05,151 --> 01:15:07,517
We trusted him
and he lied to us.
1193
01:15:07,612 --> 01:15:11,480
He tricked us into thinking we
needed to be evll to survive!
1194
01:15:11,991 --> 01:15:13,606
But we don't!
1195
01:15:15,495 --> 01:15:17,031
None of us do.
1196
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,742
This is outrageous!
He has no proof!
1197
01:15:23,837 --> 01:15:26,829
Where's his proof?
I demand to see proof!
1198
01:15:28,925 --> 01:15:30,586
I demand to see...
1199
01:15:35,974 --> 01:15:37,180
Oops!
1200
01:15:38,393 --> 01:15:39,974
I'm sure he's fine
1201
01:15:40,061 --> 01:15:42,928
Long live King Schadenfreude! Everybody!
1202
01:15:43,022 --> 01:15:44,933
King Malbert
the liar is dead!
1203
01:15:45,024 --> 01:15:47,606
Long live King
Schadenfreude!
1204
01:15:47,694 --> 01:15:49,309
Everybody say,
"Long live... "
1205
01:15:52,490 --> 01:15:55,527
Well, that was
a short reign.
1206
01:15:56,077 --> 01:15:59,285
Hey, fellas,
I'm single again!
1207
01:16:00,832 --> 01:16:02,447
No more pills
1208
01:16:04,043 --> 01:16:06,750
They can't see what
I really look like.
1209
01:16:09,382 --> 01:16:11,589
My evil days
are over!
1210
01:16:11,676 --> 01:16:14,463
From here on out, all
evil doings will be handled
1211
01:16:14,554 --> 01:16:17,466
by my manager/boyfriend.
1212
01:16:23,229 --> 01:16:27,768
Eva! Eva! Eva!
1213
01:16:27,859 --> 01:16:33,229
Eva Eva! Eva!
1214
01:16:42,623 --> 01:16:44,705
President Igor, now
that you're in charge,
1215
01:16:44,792 --> 01:16:47,955
will pants continue to be as
expensive and uncomfortable
1216
01:16:48,046 --> 01:16:50,458
as they were under the
previous administration?
1217
01:16:50,548 --> 01:16:53,335
What? What? No.
Everything is about pants.
1218
01:16:53,426 --> 01:16:56,384
Why is everything
about pants with you?
1219
01:16:56,471 --> 01:16:59,053
There you have it. Another
politician afraid to answer
1220
01:16:59,140 --> 01:17:01,552
the tough, pants-related
questions of Carl Cristall.
1221
01:17:04,771 --> 01:17:09,185
Pickles. Old fam ly
recipe. Pickles.
1222
01:17:09,275 --> 01:17:12,438
Cocoas! Strudel!
1223
01:17:14,906 --> 01:17:16,191
Mmm-hmm!
1224
01:17:16,282 --> 01:17:17,442
Yuck!
1225
01:17:20,453 --> 01:17:23,365
Pick me up at 7:00. I'm
gonna go home and shave.
1226
01:17:27,001 --> 01:17:28,912
Hey, Scamper, have you seen Eva?
1227
01:17:29,003 --> 01:17:30,743
No. Go away.
1228
01:17:30,838 --> 01:17:34,581
Hans, you're wearing this
backwards. What are you? Blind?
1229
01:17:35,343 --> 01:17:37,550
Let's switch
this around.
1230
01:17:38,554 --> 01:17:40,636
So, what do you do?
1231
01:17:40,723 --> 01:17:43,931
I'm a genius. What
do you do, mister?
1232
01:17:46,479 --> 01:17:47,468
I'm sorry I'm late.
1233
01:17:47,563 --> 01:17:50,054
I left your opening
night gift back at the lab
1234
01:17:50,149 --> 01:17:52,640
Oh, my necklace!
1235
01:17:52,735 --> 01:17:54,271
Look inside.
1236
01:17:58,825 --> 01:18:00,281
Oh, my gosh.
1237
01:18:00,368 --> 01:18:02,199
You're really
gonna make this?
1238
01:18:02,286 --> 01:18:05,824
Yeah. And if it doesn't work
out, then we'll just adopt.
1239
01:18:09,335 --> 01:18:11,747
It s a big step,
getting a pet together.
1240
01:18:11,838 --> 01:18:14,375
Come on after living
with Brain and Scamper
1241
01:18:14,465 --> 01:18:17,002
everything will
seem like a breeze
1242
01:18:25,768 --> 01:18:30,888
I can see clearly
now the rain has gone
1243
01:18:33,860 --> 01:18:38,900
I can see all obstacles
in my way
1244
01:18:41,868 --> 01:18:46,862
Gone are the dark clouds
that had me blind
1245
01:18:47,665 --> 01:18:53,706
It's going to be a bright,
bright sunshiny day
1246
01:18:55,590 --> 01:19:01,677
It's going to be a bright,
bright sunshiny day
1247
01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:08,760
It's going to be a bright,
bright sunshiny day
1248
01:19:10,521 --> 01:19:11,510
I got a pocket
Got a pocket full of sunshlne
1249
01:19:11,606 --> 01:19:13,688
I got a love and I know
that It's all mine
1250
01:19:13,775 --> 01:19:16,232
Oh, oh, oh
1251
01:19:18,112 --> 01:19:20,148
Do what you want
But you never gonna break me
1252
01:19:20,239 --> 01:19:22,400
Sticks and stones are
never gonna shake me
1253
01:19:22,491 --> 01:19:24,948
Oh, oh, oh
1254
01:19:26,079 --> 01:19:28,161
Take me away
Take me away
1255
01:19:28,247 --> 01:19:30,283
A secret place
A secret place
1256
01:19:30,416 --> 01:19:32,532
A sweet escape
A sweet escape
1257
01:19:32,669 --> 01:19:34,785
Take me away
Take me away
1258
01:19:34,921 --> 01:19:36,912
Take me away
Take me away
1259
01:19:37,006 --> 01:19:39,042
To better days
To better days
1260
01:19:39,175 --> 01:19:41,211
Take me away
Take me away
1261
01:19:41,302 --> 01:19:43,793
A hiding place
A hlding place
1262
01:19:44,388 --> 01:19:46,470
I got a pocket
Got a pocket full of sunshine
1263
01:19:46,557 --> 01:19:48,593
I got a love and I know
that It's all mine
1264
01:19:48,726 --> 01:19:51,138
Oh, oh, oh I got a pocket
Got a pocket full of sunshine
1265
01:19:51,229 --> 01:19:53,015
Got a love and i know that it's all mine
1266
01:19:53,106 --> 01:19:55,188
Do what you want
But you never gonna break me
1267
01:19:55,274 --> 01:19:57,356
Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me
1268
01:19:57,443 --> 01:19:59,855
Oh, oh, oh
Never gonna shake me
1269
01:19:59,946 --> 01:20:01,732
Never gonna shake me
1270
01:20:01,823 --> 01:20:03,905
I got a pocket
Got a pocket full of sunshine
1271
01:20:03,991 --> 01:20:06,027
I go a love and I know that it's all mine
1272
01:20:06,118 --> 01:20:08,484
Oh, oh, oh
1273
01:20:10,498 --> 01:20:12,614
Wish that you could
But you ain't gonna own me
1274
01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:14,824
Or do anything you can to control me
1275
01:20:14,919 --> 01:20:17,035
Oh, oh, oh
You can't control me
1276
01:20:17,129 --> 01:20:18,414
You can't control me
1277
01:20:18,464 --> 01:20:20,580
Take me away
Take me away
1278
01:20:20,675 --> 01:20:22,757
A secret place
A secret place
1279
01:20:22,885 --> 01:20:24,967
A sweet escape
A sweet escape
1280
01:20:25,096 --> 01:20:27,212
Take me away
Take me away
1281
01:20:27,348 --> 01:20:29,259
Take me away
Take me away
1282
01:20:29,350 --> 01:20:31,466
To better days
To better days
1283
01:20:31,602 --> 01:20:33,638
Take me away
Take me away
1284
01:20:33,730 --> 01:20:35,846
A hiding place
A hiding place
1285
01:20:35,940 --> 01:20:40,229
There's a place that I go
Where nobody knows
1286
01:20:40,319 --> 01:20:44,653
Where the rivers flow
And I call it home
1287
01:20:44,740 --> 01:20:48,949
And there's no more lies
And darkness is light
1288
01:20:49,037 --> 01:20:55,454
And nobody cries
There's only butterflies
1289
01:20:55,584 --> 01:20:57,745
Tale me away
Tale me away
1290
01:20:57,837 --> 01:20:59,828
A secret place
A secret place
1291
01:20:59,964 --> 01:21:02,000
A sweet escape
A sweet escape
1292
01:21:02,133 --> 01:21:04,215
Take me away
Take me away
1293
01:21:04,343 --> 01:21:06,459
Take me away
Take me away
1294
01:21:06,554 --> 01:21:08,545
To better days
To better days
1295
01:21:08,681 --> 01:21:10,797
Take me away
Take me away
1296
01:21:10,891 --> 01:21:12,927
A hiding place
A hiding place
1297
01:21:13,060 --> 01:21:15,176
Take me away
Take me away
1298
01:21:15,271 --> 01:21:17,307
A secret place
A secret place
1299
01:21:17,398 --> 01:21:19,480
To better days
To better days
1300
01:21:19,609 --> 01:21:21,691
Take me away
Take me away
1301
01:21:21,819 --> 01:21:23,935
Take me away
Take me away
1302
01:21:24,030 --> 01:21:26,066
To better days
To better days
1303
01:21:26,198 --> 01:21:28,280
Take me away
Take me away
1304
01:21:28,367 --> 01:21:30,733
A hiding place
A hiding place
1305
01:21:36,292 --> 01:21:40,001
The sun is on my side
Take me for a ride
1306
01:21:40,379 --> 01:21:45,874
I smile up to the sky
I know I'll be all right